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Trump Announces "Historic Peace Agreement" Between Israel and the United Arab Emirates; Agreement Includes Full Normalization of Relations
This puts a bullet in the head of the Arab embargo against Israel. Sure, the UAE and Saudi Arabia have been cooperating (a lot!) with Israel for years, but that was covert. An open secret, to be sure, but not acknowledged officially.
With this peace agreement, the UAE officially recognizes Israel and promises to "fully normalize" all relations -- including economic relations. Including direct flights to Israel. Good news.Trump made a statement about it from the Oval Office at 11:30.
President Trump on Thursday announced what he called a "Historic Peace Agreement" between Israel and the United Arab Emirates, saying they agreed to "full normalization of relations."
"HUGE breakthrough today! Historic Peace Agreement between our two GREAT friends, Israel and the United Arab Emirates!" Trump tweeted Thursday morning. The president, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Crown Prince of Abu Dhabi and Deputy Supreme Commander of the United Arab Emirates Sheikh Mohammed Bin Zayed released a joint statement Thursday, after the three spoke "and agreed to the full normalization of relations between Israel and the United Arab Emirates." The statement said that the "diplomatic breakthrough" was at "the request of President Trump," and that Israel will "suspend declaring sovereignty over areas outlined in the President's Vision for Peace and focus its efforts now on expanding ties with other countries in the Arab and Muslim world." ...
Delegations from Israel and the UAE are expected to meet in the coming weeks to "sign bilateral agreements regarding investment, tourism, direct flights, security, telecommunications, technology, energy, healthcare, culture, the environment, the establishment of reciprocal embassies, and other areas of mutual benefit."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Someguy at August 13, 2020 11:58 AM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 11:58 AM (IezWX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 11:58 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 11:59 AM (IezWX)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 11:59 AM (ifmtJ)
Iran will go ballistic. Literally.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 11:59 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 11:59 AM (xfb67)
We need a flaming tails.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 11:58 AM (s2VJv)
I suggest Kate Upton hip thrusts
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (ifmtJ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 11:59 AM
No, they'll make it a negative. "Continue Oppression of Palestine Becomes the New Normal for Trump Administration: Republicans Pounce to Declare Victory."
Posted by: Flyguy at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (C159O)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Dr. T at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (6CjZo)
Screw multilateralism. Pursue bilateralism in as many places as you need to. If it works, the rest will follow suit. If it doesn't, you've minimized the harm.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Someguy at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (C159O)
I'm recalibrating the gearbox as we speak...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (1eJby)
Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: gdgm+ at August 13, 2020 12:01 PM (ExnWy)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 11:59 AM (IezWX)
They will as soon as they have their spin from the DNC.
Lets guess:
1. Trump taking credit for something he had nothing to do with!
2. Agreement ignores plight of the Palestinians!
3. Trump said doody!
Posted by: ... at August 13, 2020 12:01 PM (vGjSz)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 12:01 PM (sWM8x)
We need a flaming tails.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 11:58 AM (s2VJv)
I suggest Kate Upton hip thrusts
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (ifmtJ)
TALIS, not tails!!! But still...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:01 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Billy Kristol at August 13, 2020 12:01 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2020 12:01 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2020 12:02 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: gdgm+ at August 13, 2020 12:01 PM (ExnWy)
Yes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:02 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13,
What's your beef with Phoenix?
Posted by: Ha at August 13, 2020 12:02 PM (Q3ZwH)
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2020 12:02 PM (v16oJ)
Bagel >> pita.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:03 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 12:03 PM (LSnqL)
Lets guess:
...
This happened after Biden picked historic Harris!
Posted by: Ha at August 13, 2020 12:03 PM (Q3ZwH)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 12:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 13, 2020 12:03 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:03 PM (HzS0l)
The Times of Israel had an interesting article - Saudi Arabia is looking at uranium enrichment to give themselves a nuclear weapons capacity to offset Iran.
Israel is not happy with this, but has limited options - they don't want to upset their growing defacto alliance with Saudi Arabia, and public opposition would likely accomplish nothing anyway.
In any case, Saudi Arabia financed most of Pakistan's nuclear weapons program - rumor has it that they are promised a share of the output, should they ever need it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2020 12:04 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 12:03 PM (ZLI7S)
I don't hate Kushner. I do not like his liberal proclivities such as open borders. But if he is involved here, and I wager he may be, then kudos.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:04 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 13, 2020 12:04 PM (Z2qFv)
Screw multilateralism. Pursue bilateralism in as many places as you need to. If it works, the rest will follow suit. If it doesn't, you've minimized the harm.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (hYcqw)
Multilateralism was something of a reaction to the WW1 complexity of treaties that made everything really awkward. No more double-secret probationary allies with conditional guarantees.
Posted by: Someguy at August 13, 2020 12:04 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 13, 2020 12:05 PM (icI8A)
The Times of Israel had an interesting article - Saudi Arabia is looking at uranium enrichment to give themselves a nuclear weapons capacity to offset Iran.
Israel is not happy with this, but has limited options - they don't want to upset their growing defacto alliance with Saudi Arabia, and public opposition would likely accomplish nothing anyway.
In any case, Saudi Arabia financed most of Pakistan's nuclear weapons program - rumor has it that they are promised a share of the output, should they ever need it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2020 12:04 PM (I2/tG)
It puts the article from Ledeen about the Chi-Coms cozying up the Farsis in an interesting light.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:05 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at August 13, 2020 12:05 PM (d6DSt)
Willowed:
"I always enjoy the comments about how "I hope NYC dies" or basically "I hope every big city dies." So uplifting. So very, very uplifting. /s"
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I don't think anyone wants New Yorkers to, literally, die, but those in the Northeast may want to know that, having listened for time immemorial about the superiority of cities and the people living in them, how brilliant they are and how much they've looked down their noses at those not so fortunate in getting a pastrami sandwich at 3:00 AM, the quality of our mercy toward Gothamites may be somewhat strained.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2020 12:05 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:03 PM (HzS0l)
You've never had good pita then...
Bialys are for effete fly fishermen who wear crocs and carry their tampons in messenger bags..
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2020 12:05 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 12:05 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 11:59 AM (s2VJv)
Are you implying an intensification to the peacefulness?
Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2020 12:05 PM (q177U)
Posted by: mfm at August 13, 2020 12:05 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Someguy at August 13, 2020 12:04 PM (Zm+LZ)
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yeah, and it was a stupid answer to the problem. Bilateralism and opacity needn't go hand-in-hand. You don't need to multilateralism to achieve transparency. This announcement is one of countless examples.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 12:06 PM (hYcqw)
-President Barack Obama
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 12:06 PM (WEBkv)
Are you implying an intensification to the peacefulness?
Posted by: Max Power at August 13, 2020 12:05 PM (q177U)
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The peaceful situation will turn chaotic. Some people may do something.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2020 12:06 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 12:06 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tom Servo
...........
Ha! I was just going to head over to Twitter to search their feeds for just that!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 13, 2020 12:06 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 13, 2020 12:06 PM (icI8A)
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Hell, I got one for existing!
Posted by: Barry O'Fuckstick at August 13, 2020 12:06 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:03 PM (HzS0l)
You've never had good pita then...
Bialys are for effete fly fishermen who wear crocs and carry their tampons in messenger bags..
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2020 12:05 PM (xT2tT)
*rolls up sleeves*
Oh boy...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:06 PM (s2VJv)
Ace fishes?
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:07 PM (aptor)
Posted by: Joe Mama at August 13, 2020 12:04 PM
********
Did you run this by JJ?
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 13, 2020 12:07 PM (1Dmt5)
There are furious conference calls across Washington as we speak on how to portray this as yet another Trump blunder.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2020 12:07 PM (I2/tG)
-President Barack Obama
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 12:06 PM (WEBkv)
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This is what his scholarly biographies will say for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 12:07 PM (LvTSG)
C'mon, man! This is a BFD!
Iran weeps.
Kerry weeps.
Jarrett weeps.
Obama reads about it in the papers.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 13, 2020 12:07 PM (M/9m0)
Going to be interesting to hear what the Kushner haters think about this one. Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 12:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Gonna be at least as interesting to hear what his practical involvement in it was.
Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 12:07 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at August 13, 2020 12:07 PM (HhaYz)
Posted by: Dr. T at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (6CjZo)
The UAE are the Saudi's Junior Partners in most everything. This obviously has Saudi approval, all the way up to Prince Salman.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 12:07 PM (Kpl3J)
He's been leading Trump's Middle East initiatives since Day 1 including getting the embassy moved and now this. He's been at the center of all of it.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 12:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Tom Servo
...........
Ha! I was just going to head over to Twitter to search their feeds for just that!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 13, 2020 12:06 PM (CjFDo)
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"This is certainly good news, but we know that Trump had nothing to do with it. Also, he's just so uncooth it's not even funny."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 12:08 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 13, 2020 12:08 PM (IIU8X)
Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2020 12:08 PM (Y274z)
Sigh.
Posted by: Flyover at August 13, 2020 12:08 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Asshoes at August 13, 2020 12:08 PM (XESh3)
Without my pushing, hard, to lay the groundwork, this peace would not have been possible.
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I thought he was the bottom.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2020 12:08 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:07 PM (aptor)
Well...yes...if baiting dumpsters for hobo counts.
Bialys are a function of the topping. The bread itself is nothing. A flyspeck on the wall of the bread pantheon.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2020 12:08 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 12:08 PM (LSnqL)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 13, 2020 12:05 PM (icI8A)
They get one just for talking about it.
I find it amazing that the hate for orange man transcends decades of anti-war protests. This might be the one president in my lifetime to do more for the peace process than any other.
Another reason for the swamp to hate him.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 13, 2020 12:08 PM (8B6Ng)
The Sunni Arab world is already in a defacto alliance with Israel.
This is part of the process of making the alliance public.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2020 12:08 PM (I2/tG)
"I bet you this is all about a new Trump hotel in Dubai!!1!!"
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 13, 2020 12:08 PM (icI8A)
We need a flaming tails.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 11:58 AM (s2VJv)
I suggest Kate Upton hip thrusts
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (ifmtJ)
TALIS, not tails!!! But still...
I'll settle for Talisker.....2 bottles please!
Posted by: MrObvious at August 13, 2020 12:08 PM (k+h+d)
Biden is browsing adult diapers on Amazon.
Posted by: Menack at August 13, 2020 12:09 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 13, 2020 12:05 PM (icI8A)
They get one just for talking about it.
I find it amazing that the hate for orange man transcends decades of anti-war protests. This might be the one president in my lifetime to do more for the peace process than any other.
Another reason for the swamp to hate him.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 13, 2020 12:08 PM (8B6Ng)
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They were never anti-war.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 12:09 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2020 12:02 PM (v16oJ)
Bagel >> pita.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:03 PM (s2VJv)
It's pronounced "baggle".
Posted by: Britta Perry at August 13, 2020 12:09 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 11:59 AM (IezWX)
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It doesn't exist in their universe which makes me question on which planet are they living.
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2020 12:09 PM (4D+FL)
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Probably true. I'm really hoping this announcement means Saudi Arabia will be next.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 12:09 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2020 12:09 PM (Y274z)
-President Barack Obama
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 12:06 PM (WEBkv)
not really Bhussein as not any umms or ohs or uhs
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 12:09 PM (JFO2v)
"I bet you this is all about a new Trump hotel in Dubai!!1!!"
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 13, 2020 12:08 PM (icI8A)
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"Trump did this just to win re-election. It doesn't matter."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 12:09 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 13, 2020 12:09 PM (qpX6U)
right? The fucking braindead left..."trump walks on water because he's scared to swin"
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 13, 2020 12:09 PM (rnk6i)
Sigh.
Posted by: Flyover at August 13, 2020 12:08 PM (Rbu5d)
Rookie mistake.
Checking for nood that is. Also, reading content. Carry on.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 13, 2020 12:09 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2020 12:10 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2020 12:10 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: NeverTrump(tm) at August 13, 2020 12:10 PM (bDqIh)
Look. There is only one bread.
Arthur Avenue Italian.
We can quibble over seeded or unseeded.
Everything else is just a compromise.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:10 PM (SMn+5)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2020 12:10 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at August 13, 2020 12:10 PM (iiT9X)
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Probably true. I'm really hoping this announcement means Saudi Arabia will be next.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 12:09 PM (sWM8x)
As the center of the Muslim world, that would be a titanic move. It's also a giant "fuck you" to the Palestinians.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:10 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2020 12:10 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 13, 2020 12:08 PM (8B6Ng)"
He's undoubtedtly our most dovish President since...I don't even know...Coolidge? Hoover? And War Inc is big business for Conservatism Inc. Of course they hate him for it.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 13, 2020 12:10 PM (icI8A)
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Agree with you. Bilateralism allows for better tailoring of needs and interests.
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2020 12:10 PM (4D+FL)
That makes it even more fun.
How could you be doing this while we're over here screaming about COVID-19 24x7????
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 12:11 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2020 12:10 PM (4D+FL)
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"Just don't make them secret..."
-Europe, 1919
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 12:11 PM (LvTSG)
I'm recalibrating the gearbox as we speak...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (s2VJv)
Lol!
That's our Sefton, always proactive.
While you're in there, I have a small request for a "farmer's rain"... ;-D
Posted by: Flyover at August 13, 2020 12:11 PM (Rbu5d)
Looking at a Skateball on Tuesday/Wednesday next week.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:11 PM (SMn+5)
Sorry, but "Nuke 'em" all is not only a sentence of disgust with leftist polices or a dislike of elitism of Cities it sounds like a it's a wish that yes, they all die. If people don't believe that, they shouldn't say it. Perhaps they should say "I hate NYC policies and hope they have a wake up call and get on the correct track."
(By the way, I don't live in NYC so I don't feel it's better than any other city)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 12:11 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: pookysgirl, without a pulse at August 13, 2020 12:12 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 13, 2020 12:08 PM (8B6Ng)"
He's undoubtedtly our most dovish President since...I don't even know...Coolidge? Hoover? And War Inc is big business for Conservatism Inc. Of course they hate him for it.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 13, 2020 12:10 PM (icI8A)
I think Rush mentioned a long time ago that the Peace Process is an end in itself. They make too much money for actual peace to be achieved.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:12 PM (s2VJv)
-President Barack Obama
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 12:06 PM (WEBkv)
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This is what his scholarly biographies will say for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 12:07 PM (LvTSG)
The great irony is that it's true, after a fashion. The big Iran Deal that Obama made scared the hell out of both the Israeli's and the Gulf States. They realized that they had to find a way to work together for their joint survival against Iran, and that layed the groundwork for everything happening today.
To put this deal another way - both the UAE and the Saudi's have realized that, if it comes to war with Iran, Israel will be a far more reliable ally than the US will. US elections are far too risky.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 12:12 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Bill R. at August 13, 2020 12:12 PM (wzzJf)
We can quibble over seeded or unseeded.
Everything else is just a compromise.
Posted by: garrett
Someone ring?
Posted by: CCP Mystery Seed Company at August 13, 2020 12:12 PM (Z2qFv)
Arthur Avenue Italian.
We can quibble over seeded or unseeded.
Everything else is just a compromise.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:10 PM (SMn+5)
+++++++++
No room for exotics? What about the wonderful Indian breads like naan and kulcha?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 12:12 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Shithead liberals at August 13, 2020 12:12 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 12:09 PM (LvTSG)
Nope, and I find it delicious they pretty much don't have anything to bitch about except the tired Russia! trope, which is sounding more and more like the ravings of an autistic teen that had his xbox taken away.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 13, 2020 12:12 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 13, 2020 12:12 PM (icI8A)
Biden is browsing adult diapers on Amazon.
Posted by: Menack at August 13, 2020 12:09 PM (buTO7)
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Ummm, no.
Only Jesus can do that, when he returns.
Putting so much faith in a man is folly.
Posted by: SMH at August 13, 2020 12:13 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Someguy at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (Zm+LZ)
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I think this is an acknowledgement by Arab states that Iran is a rogue state that could and would endanger the entire region should they acquire nuclear weapons.
Posted by: Decaf at August 13, 2020 12:13 PM (4D+FL)
SA could not be seen as the first Sunni state to do so. This opens the doors for official dominoes...
Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at August 13, 2020 12:13 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2020 12:13 PM (Zmnko)
Putting so much faith in a man is folly.
Posted by: SMH at August 13, 2020 12:13 PM (RU4sa)
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Amen.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 13, 2020 12:13 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Shithead liberals at August 13, 2020 12:12 PM (JNTt1)
Don't confuse the Arab world with the Muslim world. There are differences.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:13 PM (s2VJv)
I live in Illinois, and I haven't seen REAL pastrami in over 20 years. The crap that the butchers slice up now tastes like f'n Arbys, at five times the price of Arbys.
Pita vs Bagels? I vote: BOTH.
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 13, 2020 12:14 PM (qpX6U)
CNN
Trump goes after FBI director Wray, whom he appointed, and issues warning to Barr
PMSNBC
Trump says Israel, UAE have agreed to establish diplomatic ties
ABC News
Israel, UAE agree to normalize ties
Players kneeling for anthem booed before MLS game
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 12:14 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 12:14 PM (WkPC9)
I once had Naan so good that I can't even begin to describe it...but, I was 12 and I have never had Naan that good again.
At this point, I think I may be sharing a memory from a TV sitcom or something?
Waas there ever an episode of Silver Spoons where they went to an Indian Restaurant in Mamaronek?
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:14 PM (SMn+5)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:12 PM (s2VJv)
Trump and Kushner both realized, being logical people, that any real "Peace Process" for the middle east needs to be aimed at those who are Financing all of the nefarious activity, not at the idiot wanking agitators on the ground.
The Palestinians are finished, because all the financing for the Palestinians is finished, except for a few remaining Euro-Trash idiots who keep hoping that their Final Solution will arrive some day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 12:14 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2020 12:10 PM (mht8P)
________
"Trump moves the doomsday clock past midnight again -- for the 11,111th time. Transgenders and pedophiles hardest hit ..."
Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2020 12:14 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 13, 2020 12:14 PM (T9Hmo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 12:14 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 12:14 PM (LSnqL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:14 PM (s2VJv)
Upper class Persian women are HOT!
Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at August 13, 2020 12:15 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2020 12:15 PM (I2/tG)
Looking at a Skateball on Tuesday/Wednesday next week.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:11 PM (SMn+5)"
I don't care what the others say about you garrett, you're obviously a man of taste and sophistication from your choice in tables.
I love Skateball but I'm nowhere near as good on it as I am Paragon.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 13, 2020 12:15 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:12 PM (s2VJv)
I'm also guessing this might be the reason so many "respected" military types are turning against him. You'd think anybody that experienced actual war wouldn't be that way, but power and money seem to have a way of wiping one's memory.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 13, 2020 12:15 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:15 PM (SMn+5)
in itself. They make too much money for actual peace to be achieved.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:12 PM (s2VJv)
__________
"Shhhhhh!!!!!" -- Jackson, Sharpton, and BLM, Inc.
Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2020 12:15 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 12:14 PM (H5knJ)
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In all honesty, neither can I.
Posted by: SMH at August 13, 2020 12:15 PM (RU4sa)
Upper class Persian women are HOT!
Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at August 13, 2020 12:15 PM (d6DSt)
I can confirm this (wistful smile).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:15 PM (s2VJv)
Israel says that they are still doing it.
We shall see.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2020 12:16 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: mfm at August 13, 2020 12:05 PM (l3+k2)
The Ukraine is small potatoes !!
Posted by: UAE at August 13, 2020 12:16 PM (O+AcM)
It's never as good as your first hit?
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:15 PM (SMn+5)
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There's an Indian restaurant in Blacksburg, Virginia, The India Garden, that makes fantastic naan in house.
It's one of my dad's favorites in town, and I always loved it when he took me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 12:16 PM (LvTSG)
O' Bummer was just a shit-stirrer that propped up fundamentalist regimes and sought to bring about Armageddon.
Trump is the great peacemaker. No wonder they hate him.
God bless President Trump, may he triumph again in November.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2020 12:16 PM (F5Ao7)
Posted by: mfm at August 13, 2020 12:05 PM (l3+k2)
The Ukraine is small potatoes !!
Posted by: UAE at August 13, 2020 12:16 PM (O+AcM)
Gnocchi > Pierogi > small potatoes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:16 PM (s2VJv)
Trump is always working on stuff, frequently behind the scenes.
We sure were lucky that TFG was such a lazy bastard.
Think of how much shit he could have fucked up if he had worked at it night and day.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 13, 2020 12:17 PM (XF4b8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 12:14 PM (Kpl3J)
I sense a Roger Waters concert in the near future...
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 13, 2020 12:17 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 13, 2020 12:17 PM (icI8A)
Probably shouldn't buy it...but if I can get it for the right price I can't really say no can I?
I also have a FT and an Elvira and the Party Monsters here right now.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:17 PM (SMn+5)
Posted by: SMH at August 13, 2020 12:17 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: JOE! at August 13, 2020 12:17 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 12:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 12:17 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at August 13, 2020 12:17 PM (9hauA)
Trump is always working on stuff, frequently behind the scenes.
We sure were lucky that TFG was such a lazy bastard.
Think of how much shit he could have fucked up if he had worked at it night and day.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 13, 2020 12:17 PM (XF4b
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Obama was working on the Iran deal from the first year of his presidency.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 12:17 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:14 PM (SMn+5)
+++++++++
I had one of those. Was a business trip with one person from each of our major offices. Five people, five nights, one person per night picked dinner. Our Indian guy asked around and found what was the best Indian restaurant according to all of the Indian expats he talked to. We went. He asked us some questions on the way - like "do you like spicy food" and "how adventurous do you feel?" We all agreed that we liked spicy food and were not picky.
When we got to the restaurant, he collected all of the menus, had a lengthy conversation with the waiter, and told us to just wait. I have no idea what most of what I ate was, and had never had it before or since. But it was an astoundingly great meal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 12:17 PM (hYcqw)
Or maybe he just likes going to his allergist.
Posted by: The SEER [seez all-knows nuthin] at August 13, 2020 12:17 PM (ZDidD)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:10 PM (SMn+5)
The Addeos lived in my town when I was growing up.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2020 12:17 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:17 PM (ONvIw)
I have (grocery store) naan in my kitchen at this very moment. The fresh made stuff is great. I put coriander chutney or tahini on it.
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 13, 2020 12:18 PM (qpX6U)
Good timing - Hezbollah would probably start a war over this, at the
dictates of its Iranian masters, but they are reeling after the Beirut
blast, and they wanted to keep things quiet until Biden was elected
anyway.
It's my guess that they'll keep their heads down for awhile, given that they're almost certainly the ones who thought it would be a good idea to store ktons of explosive in a major metropolitan area.
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2020 12:18 PM (v16oJ)
Kamala's right. I never much liked college. I never lived in a dorm, I never took it very seriously, and G-d knows I never found it valuable enough to do something insane like borrow money for it.
The typical college student is a fucking idiot, only surpassed in ignorance by his professors, and won't be fit for polite, educated society for at least five years after he leaves BrainVac U.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 12:18 PM (/nZod)
Posted by: Mo H. Amed at August 13, 2020 12:18 PM (O033+)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 13, 2020 12:18 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 12:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2020 12:19 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: McCool at August 13, 2020 12:19 PM (9X4u5)
Posted by: davidt at August 13, 2020 12:19 PM (l3+k2)
https://tinyurl.com/yxwqhzkv
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 13, 2020 12:18 PM (JKNZq)"
We can't let Ron DeSantis get away with this.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 13, 2020 12:19 PM (icI8A)
They were setting up Iran to be the controlling superpower in the ME. Ha!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 12:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
We prefer to regard this as 'inventory issues'
Posted by: Hezbollah local 666 at August 13, 2020 12:19 PM (3tPHY)
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Shocking isn't it. Man, I so hope this all works out.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: mikethemoose at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM (Y6UV7)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM (D3cJf)
Posted by: davidt at August 13, 2020 12:19 PM (l3+k2)
They'll say "problem solved, let's vote for the POC VP"
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM (SMn+5)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM (TRthz)
Posted by: Cosda at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM (FSSve)
Trump is always working on stuff, frequently behind the scenes.
We sure were lucky that TFG was such a lazy bastard.
Think of how much shit he could have fucked up if he had worked at it night and day.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 13, 2020 12:17 PM (XF4b
Biggest political blunder of all time, or close to it, was not amnesty for 30 million illegals in his first 2 years.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM (s2VJv)
Hahahahahahahaha
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2020 12:21 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2020 12:21 PM (v16oJ)
in itself. They make too much money for actual peace to be achieved.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:12 PM (s2VJv)
"Shhhhh!!!" - - UNRWA, et. al.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 13, 2020 12:21 PM (j3jZX)
"But his tweets!"
*I don't love all his twitter activity, but the guy uses it as a great distraction to his critics.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 12:21 PM (bDqIh)
We had an Indian come out from a vendor to help with their software product (which was sh!t, but whatever.) I love Indian food, so I took him to my favorite local Indian restaurant. He hated it. Wouldn't eat it. I ate mine and all of his too, gladly.
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 13, 2020 12:21 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2020 12:21 PM (H8QX8)
Hahahahahahahaha
Posted by: It's me donna at August 13, 2020 12:21 PM (Zmnko)
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"What agreement? Did you see Kamala's outfit yesterday? Squeee!"
-WaPo
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 12:21 PM (LvTSG)
It's one of my dad's favorites in town, and I always loved it when he took me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 12:16 PM (LvTSG)
I suppose if there's a positive side to the Indian population in Silicon Valley (well, day time population - they all live in the East Bay), it's the restaurants. I'm the token white guy at my company, they love watching me sweat my way through meals.
I never, ever turn down a "let's meet for lunch" afternoon. Even the buffets are awesome.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 13, 2020 12:21 PM (8B6Ng)
Unfortunately I didn't read the paperwork closely when I went shopping at the Mediterranean Market.
Turns out I signed a Naan-Compete Clause.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2020 12:21 PM (F5Ao7)
Posted by: Honorable John Katshitt (R- Egomania) at August 13, 2020 12:22 PM (3tPHY)
I think the best theory is that Hezbollah blocked the sale or disposal of the ammonium nitrate for years, because they viewed it as a deniable strategic reserve in the event of war with Israel.
Hey - it was in the middle of the Christian and Sunni areas of Beirut, so why did they care?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2020 12:22 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM (D3cJf)
MFM: Do you really think we're going to mention this except maybe in passing?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 12:22 PM (p6yrm)
"Trump waits to announce peace deal to undercut Biden's VP pick announcement"
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at August 13, 2020 12:22 PM (T9Hmo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 13, 2020 12:22 PM (H5knJ)
Once again PDT accomplishes something that has eluded generations of the so-called "best & brightest" who he has ruthlessly exposed as a pack of ignorant, bigoted incompetents.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at August 13, 2020 12:22 PM (CNGys)
Saudi's have realized that, if it comes to war with Iran, Israel will be
a far more reliable ally than the US will. US elections are far too
risky.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 12:12 PM (Kpl3J)
_________
Excellent point, Tom. Our allies have to be shitting their pants at how unreliable the U.S. has been -- especially during the Reign of Error -- and at the surreal prospect of Biden winning by fraud, while our enemies are laughing their asses off and hoping to help tip the scale as much as they can.
Posted by: ShainS at August 13, 2020 12:22 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 12:14 PM (JFO2v)
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More good news! The booing, that is.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (ZL+xF)
So President Trump will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?
Posted by: Cosda
Yeah, like he'd care.
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (vuisn)
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Shocking isn't it. Man, I so hope this all works out.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM (sWM8x)
It's one thing to sign a treaty. It's quite another to change hearts and minds of the people who, even as wealthy as the Emiratis may be are still steeped in Joo-hate from cradle to grave.
That will be the tell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (s2VJv)
Turns out I signed a Naan-Compete Clause.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Such jokes indicate that you are ill-bread.
Posted by: The Starched Avenger at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (3tPHY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM (s2VJv)
Yup. They chose an attempted takeover of the health insurance industry instead.
Amnesty would have cemented their hold on power forever.
Posted by: davidt at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (l3+k2)
"Trump put an anti-muslim ban on the US!"
"Trump is a racist! and a bigot! and an hates the Jews!"
"What is our talking point now?"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (rjE57)
Biggest political blunder of all time, or close to it, was not amnesty for 30 million illegals in his first 2 years.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM (s2VJv
Sheer arrogance. They were to be in power forever.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (LSnqL)
He's forced NATO "allies" to pay their fair share and actually punished those who don't (cutting troops in Germany).
Posted by: Mike at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (kxfaA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts
Suppose they gave an anti-war and nobody came.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 12:24 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 13, 2020 12:21 PM (qpX6U)
There are BIGLY! regional variations in Indian cuisine.
Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 13, 2020 12:24 PM (LPnfS)
Biggest political blunder of all time, or close to it, was not amnesty for 30 million illegals in his first 2 years.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM (s2VJv
Sheer arrogance. They were to be in power forever.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (LSnqL)
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Which explains the last 3+ years just so well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 12:24 PM (LvTSG)
At least 3% of COVID-19 deaths involve injury, poisoning, or other adverse events, CDC says
My guess is several wives, boyfriends, and hubbies have quote unquote died from the WhuFlu.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 12:24 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 13, 2020 12:24 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 13, 2020 12:24 PM (rnk6i)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 12:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Turns out I signed a Naan-Compete Clause.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Such jokes indicate that you are ill-bread.
Posted by: The Starched Avenger at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (3tPHY)
I don't know why I keep reading, I guess I'm a gluten for pun-ishment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:24 PM (PgT+E)
He's forced NATO "allies" to pay their fair share and actually punished those who don't (cutting troops in Germany).
Posted by: Mike at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (kxfaA)
Troops are moving to Poland. Good move.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:24 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM
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Yep they had the House, a super majority in the Senate and the White House and they could have had 30 million more democrat voters locked in but they chose to blunder about on obamacare and manage to pi$$ off more than half the Country by doing that.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2020 12:25 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 13, 2020 12:25 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:25 PM (ONvIw)
"...in what can only be described as a temporary halt to Israel's seizure of Palestinian land by Netanyahu in an attempt to shift attention from his administration's corrupt practices..."
Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 12:25 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (rjE57)
Don't give 'em any ideas ...
: -)
Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 13, 2020 12:25 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 13, 2020 12:25 PM (ZL+xF)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 13, 2020 12:25 PM (icI8A)
And it was luck. Ryan and Lee would have jumped on the amnesty wagon
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:25 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 12:25 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Such jokes indicate that you are ill-bread.
Posted by: The Starched Avenger at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (3tPHY)
I don't know why I keep reading, I guess I'm a gluten for pun-ishment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)
I knead time to keep up with these terrible puns.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 13, 2020 12:26 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 12:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (C159O)
I'm recalibrating the gearbox as we speak...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
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^
This, this is the reason I frequent this landscape of iniquity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2020 12:26 PM (pK7cg)
When I visit Chicago, I eat at the Indian places on Devon Ave. I stuff myself so full that I see spots when I'm driving home.
We all hate the big cities, but we still love the exotic restaurants there. Exotic restaurants are the only good reason to visit college towns.
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 13, 2020 12:26 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM
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Yep they had the House, a super majority in the Senate and the White House and they could have had 30 million more democrat voters locked in but they chose to blunder about on obamacare and manage to pi$$ off more than half the Country by doing that.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2020 12:25 PM (JUOKG)
And they would have had the willing help of the RINOs who almost succeeded in doing in the last year of Dubya's term.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:26 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 13, 2020 12:25 PM (icI8A)
Don't forget opportunistic grifters. You can bet money changed hands
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (ZLI7S)
He tweeted out something a minute ago, but nothing on this.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
__________
I remember the old bumper stickers: "Drive 70 and freeze a Yankee" and "Let the bastards freeze in the dark".
Posted by: Furious George at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:24 PM (PgT+E)
I'll raisen your bread puns, you fruitcakes !
Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (ONvIw)
That's what most of Obamacare was.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (xfb67)
Turns out I signed a Naan-Compete Clause.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Such jokes indicate that you are ill-bread.
Posted by: The Starched Avenger at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (3tPHY)
No use trying to curry favour with the fellow.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Such jokes indicate that you are ill-bread.
Posted by: The Starched Avenger at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (3tPHY)
I don't know why I keep reading, I guess I'm a gluten for pun-ishment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)
I knead time to keep up with these terrible puns.
Posted by: clutch cargo
Good luck; we're on a roll.
Posted by: The Starched Avenger at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (3tPHY)
Posted by: Adriane the Political Hack Critic ... at August 13, 2020 12:24 PM (LPnfS)
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Yup. I went out with a pair of Indian expats on a business trip once and we went to an Indian restaurant. We ordered bread. One of the guys enthusiastically agreed. The other didn't care. The second guy didn't even eat any. I asked him about it. He pointed at the first guy and said, "He's the bread-eater. I'm a rice-eater."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 12:28 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Ordinary American at August 13, 2020 12:28 PM (H8QX8)
With allies like that, who needs enemies?
Posted by: Mike at August 13, 2020 12:28 PM (kxfaA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:24 PM (s2VJv)
CNN: Do you know who else moved troops into Poland?!?!?!?!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 13, 2020 12:28 PM (p6yrm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 12:25 PM (xfb67)
Remember that IndoChina was a French colony. So there is a tradition of Viets cooking and baking French dishes and such.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:28 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2020 12:28 PM (O033+)
He tweeted out something a minute ago, but nothing on this.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (I2/tG)
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"Trump hates the Jews...dear lord, I cannot even make that begin to work...Let's workshop this."
-Bill Kristol
"He did say pussy once."
-David French
"Shut up, David."
-Kevin Williamson
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 12:28 PM (LvTSG)
We can't let Ron DeSantis get away with this.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at August 13, 2020 12:19 PM (icI8A)
Send in Georgia Governor Stace Abrams - she's suddenly got loads on time on her hands.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2020 12:29 PM (pNxlR)
August 13 Casualties of the Chinese Communist Party (20,648,298 Total Cases) (749,965 Admitted Deaths) (5,197,749 Cases In U.S.A and 166,038 U.S. deaths)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 12:29 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 12:25 PM (xfb67)
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Ho Chi Min once worked in the bakery at the Parker House in Boston.
Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2020 12:29 PM (MVjcR)
214 Biggest political blunder of all time, or close to it, was not amnesty for 30 million illegals in his first 2 years.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM
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Yep they had the House, a super majority in the Senate and the White
House and they could have had 30 million more democrat voters locked in
but they chose to blunder about on obamacare and manage to pi$$ off
more than half the Country by doing that.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 13, 2020 12:25 PM (JUOKG)
And they would have had the willing help of the RINOs who almost succeeded in doing in the last year of Dubya's term.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:26 PM (s2VJv)
#2 or #3 would be not getting RBG to retire replacing her with someone much younger.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2020 12:29 PM (D3cJf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:24 PM (s2VJv)
We should have done this before, but now is good. Fuck Merkel.
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:29 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Such jokes indicate that you are ill-bread.
Posted by: The Starched Avenger at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (3tPHY)
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I'm not sure any of this rises to the level of a joke.
Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 12:29 PM (amQo5)
Posted by: davidt at August 13, 2020 12:30 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 12:14 PM (JFO2v)
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More good news! The booing, that is.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (M/9m0)
Is there anything more stupid than adult watching adults play soccer?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 12:30 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Cosda
he's already in possession of the Noble Piece of Ass prize
Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 12:30 PM (O+AcM)
Upper class Persian women are HOT!
Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at August 13, 2020 12:15 PM (d6DSt)
I can confirm this (wistful smile).
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:15 PM
*sigh*
Yeah.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2020 12:30 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2020 12:30 PM (I2/tG)
That will be the tell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (s2VJv)
Two keys to the Arab Mind - first is to remember that they hate each other more than they hate anyone else, even the Jews.
Second is to remember that they will all sell out at the drop of a hat, and usually quite cheaply.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2020 12:30 PM (mht8P)
Trump: EOs, establishing peace in the middle east one deal at a time, decoupling from China and re-establishing manufacturing within the US. . .
MSM/Democrats/Left: But the world hates him!
LOLGF
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 12:30 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Such jokes indicate that you are ill-bread.
Posted by: The Starched Avenger at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (3tPHY)
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I'm not sure any of this rises to the level of a joke.
Posted by: Backup Slider
So. Our plans went a-rye?
Posted by: The Starched Avenger at August 13, 2020 12:31 PM (3tPHY)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Such jokes indicate that you are ill-bread.
Posted by: The Starched Avenger at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (3tPHY)
I don't know why I keep reading, I guess I'm a gluten for pun-ishment.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 12:24 PM (Kpl3J)
I knead time to keep up with these terrible puns.
Posted by: clutch cargo
Good luck; we're on a roll.
Posted by: The Starched Avenger at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (3tPHY)
Sorry if I was the starter.
It's likely to double in size now, so you'll have to decide if you are takin' it or leaven it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 13, 2020 12:31 PM (F5Ao7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 12:31 PM (yQpMk)
Women playing professional basketball.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2020 12:31 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 12:31 PM (dNzKv)
Traitor Bill Kristol hasn't
He tweeted out something a minute ago, but nothing on this.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (I2/tG)
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FIFY.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 12:31 PM (/nZod)
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:29 PM (ONvIw)
she's all yours
but I heard she aint no great shakes
Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 12:31 PM (O+AcM)
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The French fries of the Middle East.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Richest country in the world per capita and home of Dubai, which is slowly replacing Mecca as the center of the Middle East.
UAE is second behind Soddy as far as wealth and influence. And it's run by a rational business-type, not a lunatic mullah or a military dictator.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2020 12:31 PM (O033+)
>>211 199 Unfortunately I didn't read the paperwork closely when I went shopping at the Mediterranean Market.
Turns out I signed a Naan-Compete Clause.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Such jokes indicate that you are ill-bread.
Posted by: The Starched Avenger at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (3tPHY)
No use trying to curry favour with the fellow.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (vuisn)
Did you dot the I's and cross the teas?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2020 12:32 PM (D3cJf)
Is there anything more stupid than adult watching adults play soccer?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 12:30 PM (
Only if the players are grandchildren.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 13, 2020 12:32 PM (ZL+xF)
Ho Chi Min once worked in the bakery at the Parker House in Boston.
Posted by: Weasel
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*?*
Parker House Rolls?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2020 12:32 PM (L47aO)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at August 13, 2020 12:32 PM (E+OcO)
He tweeted out something a minute ago, but nothing on this.
He isn't happy unless we're sending more troops to the ME.
He will hate it, he just hasn't figured out how to spin it as #OrangeManBad yet.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 12:32 PM (bDqIh)
When I tout the superiority of NYC or the Northeast I give you permission to wish that I am my family died in a nuclear blast that miraculously only affects N.J. and N.J./s
The only thing I've said is that N.J. is not all like a view from Newark airport- which is true. You have never heard me make any disparaging comments about any other large geographic area except that I will say "Chicago is a dump right now" as is much of San Francisco as is Camden, N.J.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 12:32 PM (WkPC9)
They're both made of wheat!
And don't get me started on unsweet tea.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 12:32 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Weasel
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*?*
Parker House Rolls?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2020 12:32 PM (L47aO)
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Yep!
Posted by: Weasel at August 13, 2020 12:33 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Pliney at August 13, 2020 12:33 PM (YXkwF)
Is there anything more stupid than adult watching adults play soccer?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 12:30 PM (JFO2v)
An adult auditioning to be one of the cardboard cutout dummies in the stands at MLB games.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2020 12:33 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (O+AcM)
A flawed but generally good man with a great vision, succeeded by charlatans and frauds who subverted and inverted it for their own profit, delivering a world that judges you for the color of your skin, not the content of your character.
Some future Shakespeare will make a hell of a script out of it, I'm sure.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 13, 2020 12:33 PM (DyVwL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM (s2VJv)
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Eh.
Those illegals breed and the sheer idiocy of birthright citizenship will accomplish Dem goals soon enough.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 13, 2020 12:33 PM (M/9m0)
Second is to remember that they will all sell out at the drop of a hat, and usually quite cheaply.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)
and the Strong Horse factor. Like the Late Walder Frey, Arabs wait to see who is winning.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 12:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 12:33 PM (XTyi0)
Parker House Rolls?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2020 12:32 PM
And Boston cream pie.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2020 12:33 PM (ejd/p)
I never, ever turn down a "let's meet for lunch" afternoon. Even the buffets are awesome.
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 13, 2020 12:21 PM (8B6Ng)
Maybe in a decade they'll be allowed to exist again.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 12:33 PM (d0WgS)
Posted by: rhennigantx
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At some risk, I will suggest golf tournament galleries.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2020 12:33 PM (WZ5i4)
People complaining about it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 12:33 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: lowandslow at August 13, 2020 12:34 PM (4thlk)
No use trying to curry favour with the fellow.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (vuisn)
Did you dot the I's and cross the teas?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2020 12:32 PM (D3cJf)
I for one will not try to butter him up
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 13, 2020 12:34 PM (ZL+xF)
... which Trump will admit. Take it as a minimum. Another estimate has 200,000.
twitter.com/moorejh/status/1293878937672650752
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2020 12:34 PM (ykYG2)
Women playing professional basketball.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Disagree. Nothing beats the excitement of watching the sheer athleticism required to make a lefthand layup.
Posted by: Furious George at August 13, 2020 12:34 PM (9vQJW)
Egypt has had an Israeli embassy for decades.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
That's because Israel isn't populated by inbred lunatics. An Egyptian is generally safe in Israel. The opposite is not at all true.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2020 12:35 PM (O033+)
I take newbies to Indian buffet. First thing they do, they put five pounds of rice on their plate. Then with an eyedropper, they put a drop of vindaloo on the rice, a drop of aloo, a drop of curry. Sit down and eat. "Mmmmm, this timespace-bending mound of rice is soooooo good."
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 13, 2020 12:35 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:20 PM (s2VJv)
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Eh.
Those illegals breed and the sheer idiocy of birthright citizenship will accomplish Dem goals soon enough.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 13, 2020 12:33 PM (M/9m0)
Maybe, maybe not. The point is it was game, set, match lights out as early as noon on January 20 2009. And all he did for two years was Lilly Ledbetter and Obamacare.
And the rest is a history that they did not count on or even imagine.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:35 PM (s2VJv)
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*hmm. ponders the Irish*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2020 12:35 PM (WZ5i4)
Dubai is Disney World for the uber wealthy. And it has relatively little oil.
They wisely turned themselves into the hub of trade for the region and are reaping enormous benefits.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 12:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Zod at August 13, 2020 12:35 PM (ZS9TG)
... which Trump will admit. Take it as a minimum. Another estimate has 200,000.
So, 2.4 million lives saved.
I'll take that.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 12:35 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:00 PM (C159O)
I'm recalibrating the gearbox as we speak...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
like how China "recalibrated" their GPS to illegally fish in the Galapagos?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 13, 2020 12:36 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 13, 2020 12:36 PM (xPl2J)
I'll eat Hillary Clinton's dried up old Herring Whistle if there has been 100k that can be legitimately called Covid deaths.
That figure is padded beyond belief.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:36 PM (PgT+E)
... which Trump will admit. Take it as a minimum. Another estimate has 200,000.
twitter.com/moorejh/status/1293878937672650752
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2020 12:34 PM (ykYG2)
I blame the medical establishment via Howard Zucker and Fauci and their refusal to not advocate off label use of plaquenil and Zucker's nursing home murders.
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:36 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 12:36 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 13, 2020 12:36 PM (xPl2J)
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Probably because people are outside, doing stuff, not cooped up in their houses.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 12:36 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:36 PM (PgT+E)
Egypt has had an Israeli embassy for decades.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
That's because Israel isn't populated by inbred lunatics. An Egyptian is generally safe in Israel. The opposite is not at all true.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2020 12:35 PM (O033+)
As I said upthread, treaties are great and important, but unless and until the average Emirati Muslim accepts it and deprograms himself from the Joo-hate, it's a pyrrhic victory in that sense.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:37 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 12:37 PM (WkPC9)
When we got to the restaurant, he collected all of the menus, had a lengthy conversation with the waiter, and told us to just wait. I have no idea what most of what I ate was, and had never had it before or since. But it was an astoundingly great meal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 13, 2020 12:17 PM (hYcqw)
My son, an aeronautical engineer stationed in Heidelberg met us with his wife last summer in London for a 2 week UK tour. (London, Dublin, Edinburgh, Glasgow). What we found was that from a culinary standpoint the UK is still stuck in the last century. Think Haggis, Blood Sausage, White Pudding (aka FAT sausage). Their famous Beans with Breakfast was an opened can of Van Camp's Pork and Beans, served cold. Despite their proximity to France they learned NOTHING. They couldn't even get bacon right. Having said that, the ONE culinary experience throughout the UK that was a bright spot was the Indian Restaurants. Run by Indians, like Jewish Deli's, they cook their OWN food and allow the public to buy and experience. They were consistently AMAZING.
Posted by: MrObvious at August 13, 2020 12:37 PM (k+h+d)
https://tinyurl.com/y5bswwem
Posted by: Zod
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Thank God they don't do shirts and skins.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 12:37 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (O+AcM)
A flawed but generally good man with a great vision, succeeded by charlatans and frauds who subverted and inverted it for their own profit, delivering a world that judges you for the color of your skin, not the content of your character.
Some future Shakespeare will make a hell of a script out of it, I'm sure.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 13, 2020 12:33 PM (DyVwL)
a little wordy but like I said, a failure
Posted by: REDACTED at August 13, 2020 12:37 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: Justsayin' at August 13, 2020 12:38 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 12:38 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: That Guy who says "And so it begins." at August 13, 2020 12:38 PM (DMUuz)
No doubt in his spare time he will finish cleaning up NATO (and Turkey).
Posted by: mustbequantum at August 13, 2020 12:38 PM (MIKMs)
twitter.com/moorejh/status/1293878937672650752
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2020 12:34 PM (ykYG2)
So you accept a blatantly partisan analysis that accepts COVID as the cause of death in spite of major comorbidity.
Got it. No ax to grind here.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 13, 2020 12:38 PM (xT2tT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 12:14 PM (JFO2v)
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More good news! The booing, that is.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 13, 2020 12:23 PM (M/9m0)
Is there anything more stupid than adult watching adults play soccer?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 12:30 PM (JFO2v)
The WNBA exists.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 12:38 PM (d0WgS)
People complaining about it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 12:33 PM (WkPC9)
heh
yep, the obsession
I laugh every time.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 13, 2020 12:38 PM (rjE57)
... which Trump will admit. Take it as a minimum. Another estimate has 200,000.
twitter.com/moorejh/status/1293878937672650752
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 13, 2020 12:34 PM (ykYG2)
Oh bullshit.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 12:38 PM (hku12)
That figure is padded beyond belief.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:36 PM (PgT+E)
Yep. Dying with wuflu is not dying of wuflu, anymore than a person with diabetes dies of diabetes if they drown. The figures are false as Kamala's new face
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:38 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Tom Servo
"The Conservative Case For Suicide-Bombing Your 7 Year Old's Elementary School Class!"
Even now David French is 98 percent done with this article but still trying to fit in a reference to his adopted child from Africa.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2020 12:38 PM (O033+)
Maybe, maybe not. The point is it was game, set, match lights out as early as noon on January 20 2009. And all he did for two years was Lilly Ledbetter and Obamacare
You left our the Bowing and Apologies World Touring.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2020 12:38 PM (pNxlR)
Are you some elderly guy who is afraid of wuflu, by the way?
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:39 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2020 12:39 PM (cW490)
Posted by: Justsayin' at August 13, 2020 12:38 PM (Fs5vw)
And 17 tarts claimed he did something something, somewhere, at some time. Without any corroborating evidence.
So... believe all THESE women. But not those women.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 12:39 PM (hku12)
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 12:36 PM (hku12)
Hopefully Ace will do a round-up of the idiocy coming from NT about this.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 13, 2020 12:40 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:40 PM (PgT+E)
LOL. OMFG.
You guys know that one morning show? It's Regis & Kathie Lee, but now it's with Ryan Seacrest and that new Kathie Lee lady, whatever-she's-called.
They're doing a segment about reimagining cheese plates for the COVID-19 teleconferencing era.
THIS IS THE MOST KAREN THING IN EXISTENCE. This is the Karen singularity. My TV actually smells like dusty chaunch and wine-vomit right now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 12:40 PM (/nZod)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 12:40 PM (W2Pud)
The average Emerati citizen "earns" a living through enormous handouts from the various governments. They don't actually work, they are serfs in that respect.
Makes it somewhat easier to control the masses.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 12:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:36 PM (PgT+E)
Dying over here!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:40 PM (s2VJv)
Women playing professional basketball.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 13, 2020 12:31 PM (I2/tG)
I can top (bottom?) that: Adults watching women playing professional basketball.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 13, 2020 12:40 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 12:40 PM (dNzKv)
You would think that a toilet hobo would have god's own immune system.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 12:40 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 13, 2020 12:40 PM (LSnqL)
Posted by: Rick in SK at August 13, 2020 12:40 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2020 12:40 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Justsayin' at August 13, 2020 12:38 PM (Fs5vw)
Says all women living in some sort of weird bubble all of their lives. It also tells you that THEY DID WORSE THINGS.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 13, 2020 12:40 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:41 PM (PgT+E)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2020 12:41 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: mfm
*adds sarc/ tag
Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2020 12:41 PM (O033+)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 12:41 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2020 12:41 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 12:42 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Pliney at August 13, 2020 12:42 PM (YXkwF)
Posted by: garrett
if you jerk off with you left hand, does it feel like someone else is doing it?
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 13, 2020 12:42 PM (W2Pud)
yep and I knew way back then that this would be done. cases is meaningless especially with the PCR test but it helps the tyrants continue to tyrannize.
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 13, 2020 12:42 PM (j9HX3)
Is that a common slang term for that part of her anatomy? I have never heard it before? I admit I laughed.
What is a "herring whistle" anyway (not the term for her female) anatomy. Can whistles be made from herring bones.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 12:42 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 12:42 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 12:43 PM (yQpMk)
You guys know that one morning show? It's Regis & Kathie Lee, but now it's with Ryan Seacrest and that new Kathie Lee lady, whatever-she's-called.
They're doing a segment about reimagining cheese plates for the COVID-19 teleconferencing era.
THIS IS THE MOST KAREN THING IN EXISTENCE. This is the Karen singularity. My TV actually smells like dusty chaunch and wine-vomit right now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 12:40 PM (/nZod)
So, THAT's their problem. They are all constipated.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 13, 2020 12:43 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2020 12:43 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:43 PM (ONvIw)
Who do you think gets sent to fight the middle east wars, dipshit?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 13, 2020 12:43 PM (ZLI7S)
Are you some elderly guy who is afraid of wuflu, by the way?
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:39 PM (ONvIw)
He's constantly proving how great it is that he fucked up his chances at running for political office. But I guess you shouldn't be surprised at a Brit that still beats off to having a monarch liking authoritarian control of "subjects"
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 12:44 PM (d0WgS)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2020 12:39 PM
A little crusty today, eh?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2020 12:44 PM (DMUuz)
I missed the Art Thread. Was that lady mugged by Antifa?
some sort of weasel made off with her shoes.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2020 12:44 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 12:44 PM (dNzKv)
*Makes Jerk-Off Motion w/ Left Hand*
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:41 PM (PgT+E)
Listening to left handers obsess about themselves makes me want to invent stuff they can't use.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 12:45 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Bill, Jonah, The Rick and the guys at August 13, 2020 12:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Fish Whistle is...but I used that the other day.
So I went with Herring.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:45 PM (cl7bp)
327 Flatten the curve was an acknowledgement that we couldn't stop the spread, only slow it. We flattened the curve, found treatments that are saving lives and brought the death rate below 1%. In order to keep the hysteria going, we have shifted to tracking cases. We already admitted there would be millions of cases by the flatten the curve theory.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 12:40 PM (dNzKv)
Any governors still showing the "flatten the curve" model comparisons anymore? Or are they fully hiding that now and pretending those images don't exist?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 12:45 PM (d0WgS)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 13, 2020 12:27 PM (vuisn)
Did you dot the I's and cross the teas?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 13, 2020 12:32 PM (D3cJf)
I for one will not try to butter him up
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 13, 2020 12:34 PM (ZL+xF)
Gee, y'all are making me hungry.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2020 12:45 PM (cW490)
WORST WARMONGER EVER
And the fascinating thing about this, is that it should be causing people to re-evaluate their view of the man. But it isn't. And the answer to that is that the left doesn't give a flying f*ck about any of the stuff they claim to care about.
It is power. It is always about power.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2020 12:46 PM (qlFIA)
No vaccine for the common cold. There will never be an effective vaccine for COVID either.
Take a look at https://nextstrain.org/sars-cov-2/ and watch COVID mutate like crazy.
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 13, 2020 12:46 PM (qpX6U)
That right there is going to be my new pronoun.
Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2020 12:46 PM (nMHJ0)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 13, 2020 12:33 PM (M/9m0)
hey what you talking bout me for??
Posted by: KamalaToe at August 13, 2020 12:46 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 13, 2020 12:46 PM (rjE57)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 12:46 PM (xfb67)
More seriously, the Twats have a rumor that Tulsi may give a speech at the Republican convention to counterprogram the Dem convention's Katshit speech.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2020 12:46 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2020 12:39 PM
A little crusty today, eh?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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It's the crumby puns.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 13, 2020 12:47 PM (830x5)
So I went with Herring.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:45 PM (cl7bp)
Spectacular, stolen for daily use!
Posted by: PUE 206 at August 13, 2020 12:47 PM (D/SYi)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 12:45 PM (d0WgS)
Fuck Grabbott
Posted by: KamalaToe at August 13, 2020 12:47 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: David French at August 13, 2020 12:47 PM (yhf6w)
Listening to left handers obsess about themselves makes me want to invent stuff they can't use.
You're a day late and a dollar short, buster.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2020 12:47 PM (pNxlR)
More seriously, the Twats have a rumor that Tulsi may give a speech at the Republican convention to counterprogram the Dem convention's Katshit speech.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 13, 2020 12:46 PM (ZGrMX)
Tulsi as Zell? Cool
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:47 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 12:47 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 12:48 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 13, 2020 12:48 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:48 PM (ONvIw)
It is power. It is always about power.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2020 12:46 PM
You are too young to be so cynical.
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 13, 2020 12:48 PM (DMUuz)
Somewhat related to Israeli foreign policy: Get ready for the most Jewish thing you've ever heard.
I've been in the market for a BU-grade 1967 Israeli Victory coin. The guy was selling too low, I fleeced him on it, and I've been smiling about it for like 2 weeks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 12:48 PM (/nZod)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:45 PM (cl7bp)
I think you should mention a different fish everytime you mention this. It would be funny. "Sardine whistle", "pickerel whistle" etc. Maybe I'm easily amused.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 12:48 PM (WkPC9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 13, 2020 12:37 PM (s2VJv)
To be a bit more serious, I disagree. What the average person thinks in the UAE (or the KSA) doesn't mean shit, it never has, it never will. These aren't democracies, these are combination Monarchy-Oligarchy systems. Therefore a few men (and ONLY men) at the top control every important decision in those societies - it always has been that way, it always will be that way. It's the only thing that can give them any semblance of stability.
On a personal level, Muslims will always hate Jews. That will never, ever change, and it's foolish to even think such a thing could ever happen. It's a fundamental part of Islam itself, and it always will be.
So, what is the best that can be hoped for? What should a nation like Israel strive for? A realistic goal is that a Deal should be cut between Israel and the Arab Rulers for a military alliance against the REAL enemy, the one that is building missiles and trying to create nuclear weapons to aim at both of them. After that, it's just like living next to neighbors you don't really like; you don't go out to eat with each other, but you can have a deal to not start shooting at each other and to respect each others fencelines, and to not pay people to go take a dump on each other's front yards.
I think Israel gets all of that and more out of this agreement.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 12:48 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 13, 2020 12:49 PM (xPl2J)
In order to keep the hysteria going, we have shifted to tracking cases. We already admitted there would be millions of cases by the flatten the curve theory.
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The new thing I've seen around here is the positivity rate, the number of positive cases per people tested. It's running at about 15% and were told we have to get it down to five.
The reason the rate is going up (or doesn't go down) is because fewer people are getting tested. Me? I don't intend to be tested. I'm not showing any symptoms, so why bother? In March, that's what we were told.
Just another example of moving goal posts.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2020 12:49 PM (mht8P)
Your concern is
[X] Noted
[_] Other than noted
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 12:49 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Judges Say at August 13, 2020 12:49 PM (cl7bp)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 12:46 PM (xfb67)
Left Handers need reparations for past injustices, and government assistance to level the playing field in a Rght Handed World. JUSTICE!!!!!
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 12:49 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: eleven at August 13, 2020 12:49 PM (XTyi0)
The original reason for the house arrests of the population came with a time limit and a goal. And both have expired and yet the house arrest continues and all discussion of the original, more reasonable reason is now being banned.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2020 12:49 PM (qlFIA)
My local morning new is 99% COVID.
Every now and then they'll be a shark attack, or murder, arson, but the rest of the time it is all COVID - the latest scare studies, the latest group who's offended the Karens, the latest official declaring something.
This morning I wondered if they would ever be able to escape this endless lop.
It's like they've forgotten how to just do news.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 13, 2020 12:50 PM (bDqIh)
He's batman.
Posted by: Boswell at August 13, 2020 12:50 PM (w2LAm)
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 13, 2020 12:50 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 13, 2020 12:49 PM (xPl2J)
Tulsi better make sure it's not a dick-measuring contest.
Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2020 12:50 PM (nMHJ0)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 12:45 PM (d0WgS)
Did that bugeyed fuck DeWine ever concentrate his Adam Ant glasses on them or was he too busy being smitten by Dr. Amy?
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 12:50 PM (y7DUB)
Trump not only doesn't engage in endless Mid Eastern wars, he's ensured that the US is a net EXPORTER of oil--s, "No More Blood For Oil!!!" is a reality.
And to top it off, he gets Arabs to sign peace deals with Israel
Doe these Leftist idiots realize when they make common cause with NeverTrumpers, they are largely on the side of the same Neocons they used to loathe??
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2020 12:51 PM (7ixfo)
Biden wins thru popular vote or MSM successes. He's a vegetable. BUT, Kameltoe does NOT ascend. Instead the Obama cabal keeps Joe in the basement and (like Obama) Valerie runs the show and there are NO public appearances or foreign policy meetings.
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at August 13, 2020 12:51 PM (fMhOl)
In order to keep the hysteria going, we have shifted to tracking cases. We already admitted there would be millions of cases by the flatten the curve theory.
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The new thing I've seen around here is the positivity rate, the number of positive cases per people tested. It's running at about 15% and were told we have to get it down to five.
The reason the rate is going up (or doesn't go down) is because fewer people are getting tested. Me? I don't intend to be tested. I'm not showing any symptoms, so why bother? In March, that's what we were told.
Just another example of moving goal posts.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2020 12:49 PM (mht8P)
Good Tracking will require, uh, I dunno, maybe " chipping"?? Sad part is, a fair number of peoplewould be down with that.
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 12:51 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2020 12:51 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
You know the rules, never pay retail.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 12:51 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: The Jewfish at August 13, 2020 12:51 PM (yQpMk)
And Iran has no one but itself to blame -- first by supporting Yemeni tribes attacking Saudi Arabia then actually launching missiles from their own territory at the Saudi's biggest oil terminal. Suddenly they realized they have no *real* beef against Israel, but they do share a common enemy.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 13, 2020 12:51 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 13, 2020 12:51 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at August 13, 2020 12:51 PM (d6DSt)
National Left Handers Day!
That sounds sinister.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2020 12:41 PM (pNxlR)
The Internet.
It has been won today.
Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 12:52 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 12:52 PM (WkPC9)
They should just write down "He interrupted my quest for world domination".
Posted by: Roy at August 13, 2020 12:52 PM (nMHJ0)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:52 PM (cl7bp)
In a sane world, Democrats would love Trump. He's basically a moderate/liberal Democrat on most issues; simply with an R after his name.
Posted by: lorien1973 at August 13, 2020 12:52 PM (SpKeo)
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:52 PM (cl7bp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Hell yeah. With sauerkraut on the side and a couple hunks of kielbasa.
The Olde Country Ways are best.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2020 12:52 PM (O033+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 12:48 PM (xfb67)
I would ask Wiford Brimley, but hes dead.
Posted by: PUE 206 at August 13, 2020 12:52 PM (D/SYi)
Posted by: BignJames at August 13, 2020 12:52 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 12:46 PM (xfb67)
Left Handers need reparations for past injustices, and government assistance to level the playing field in a Rght Handed World. JUSTICE!!!!!
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 12:49 PM (bCLt0)
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I believe there has been a study that showed lefties have shorter life span.
Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 12:53 PM (amQo5)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 12:53 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: MrObvious at August 13, 2020 12:53 PM (k+h+d)
Current cases might be useful, but no one seems to want to know that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 12:53 PM (xfb67)
some sort of weasel made off with her shoes.
Posted by: Anachronda at August 13, 2020 12:44 PM
*whistles innocently*
Posted by: The Otters at August 13, 2020 12:53 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)
You're a day late and a dollar short, buster.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Yeah. If I can use a hand held circular saw, good luck.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2020 12:53 PM (yCZVl)
Come on Tulsi....you can do it....
On a more serious note, Tulsi was *not* on the SJW bandwagon when she first got into politics. She was forced to grovel over some gay or tranny talking point at one point...so while she is no conservative by any means, she might also be further right then you'd otherwise think.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2020 12:53 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 13, 2020 12:53 PM (aKsyK)
Their primary reason is their social circle told them to. They're the closest humanity has to herd animals outside soccer hooligans.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 13, 2020 12:53 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Stephanopoulos: "Harris comes from the middle-of-the-road moderate wing of the Democratic Party."
Based on her voting record per GovTrack, which tracks legislation sponsorship/co-sponsorship (corrected from earlier), Harris was the most liberal senator of 2019.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 13, 2020 12:54 PM (4a9Vv)
The thing that might change the Arab mind, at least in the UAE, over a few decades will be normalized trade. You tend to like people more when dealing with them builds fortunes.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 13, 2020 12:54 PM (DyVwL)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2020 12:54 PM (7ixfo)
Posted by: Black Cat at August 13, 2020 12:54 PM (cl7bp)
Sure, but it's a number that will always increase.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 13, 2020 12:54 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2020 12:55 PM (HnqK5)
Posted by: Memories at August 13, 2020 12:55 PM (mwcEF)
Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2020 12:55 PM (Y274z)
Yup, and the quality of hard epidemiological data on COVID is still sh!t, even with all the attention it gets. Dozens of kinds of "tests," corruption of cause-of-death stats, jillions of people claiming they "had" COVID with no hard proof whatsoever.
For this, and for other 2020 reasons, (racism declared a "public health emergency") my prior faith in medical science has been obliterated.
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 13, 2020 12:55 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: SH at August 13, 2020 12:55 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 13, 2020 12:55 PM (e1mEI)
SouthPaws of the World: LEFT ON !
Posted by: MrObvious at August 13, 2020 12:53 PM (k+h+d)
Obama is a lefty....jus' sayin'
Posted by: BignJames at August 13, 2020 12:55 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2020 12:55 PM (an7Mv)
***
The left seems to alternate between
1) Trump is an anti-semite!
2) Trump is a cock holster for Israel!
Amusingly when they are point two they get a lot of white supremacists joining on the bandwagon. You can see this on ZeroHedge for example and it is hilarious.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2020 12:56 PM (qlFIA)
Oh yeah, and the same day I got the 1967 Victory coin, I got a package for a private sale of some US-issued 1945 dimes from the occupied Philippines. The guy who I bought them from was a straight-up Nazi. Unlike most sellers, he took the time to handwrite his username on the package. I won't say his actual name but it was basically "AryanRace69."
So that was weird.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 12:56 PM (/nZod)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2020 12:54 PM (7ixfo)
I just fear that Saban's record 6th NC will have an asterisk.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 12:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Hugh Janus at August 13, 2020 12:56 PM (u+hAv)
Many of the people running the Ottoman Empire were Jews
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2020 12:56 PM (7ixfo)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 12:46 PM (xfb67)
HA! My wife's a leftie, the family always did that to her at those big family Thanksgiving dinners together.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 12:56 PM (Kpl3J)
Obama is a lefty....jus' sayin'
Posted by: BignJames at August 13, 2020 12:55 PM (X/Pw5)
And can't hit a jump shot to save his kids lives.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2020 12:56 PM (M+Lyo)
"Worst Hitler Ever"
Posted by: Orson at August 13, 2020 12:56 PM (QPXWs)
Posted by: jsg at August 13, 2020 12:55 PM (HnqK5)
Is it falling on your head like a memory?
Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 12:56 PM (amQo5)
Posted by: PJ at August 13, 2020 12:57 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 13, 2020 12:57 PM (iTXRQ)
but interestingly....even with covid... overall deaths are down so far this year.
Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2020 12:57 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 13, 2020 12:57 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2020 12:57 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Hugh Janus at August 13, 2020 12:56 PM (u+hAv)
Maybe down deep they just know the Jews ( in the form of Israel) are more trustworthy than their fellow Muslims.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2020 12:57 PM (7ixfo)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2020 12:56 PM (M+Lyo)
Yes sarcastic fringehead is a real fish
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 13, 2020 12:57 PM (M+Lyo)
... which Trump will admit. Take it as a minimum. Another estimate has 200,000.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
The accurate number is closer to 50K. The numbers are generally fraudulent, as any sentient being paying attention knows.
Of course, 2.5 million Americans were supposed to die, so in my book Trump is the greatest hero in American history.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2020 12:57 PM (O033+)
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2020 12:58 PM (yCZVl)
Hell yeah. With sauerkraut on the side and a couple hunks of kielbasa.
The Olde Country Ways are best.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2020 12:52 PM (O033+)
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Holubky after coming in from working outside in the winter.
Kolaches are the State Knish of Texas.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2020 12:58 PM (mht8P)
Total Number of Antibody Tests Reported (included in total test numbers) 299,037
Number of Positive Antibody Tests Reported 20,241 6.77%
Posted by: KamalaToe at August 13, 2020 12:58 PM (JFO2v)
***
Why do the people in Oceania hate Emmanuel Goldstein? Same reason leftist sheep hate Trump.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2020 12:58 PM (qlFIA)
https://tinyurl.com/yyfnc2vs
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2020 12:58 PM (v16oJ)
***
Why do the people in Oceania hate Emmanuel Goldstein? Same reason leftist sheep hate Trump.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2020 12:58 PM (qlFIA)
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They love Big Brother?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 12:58 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 12:58 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2020 12:57 PM (O033+)
yes!
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 12:58 PM (ONvIw)
Where she differs is that she doesn't appear to want us all dead, she thinks that the democratic process can be used to usher in her Leftist utopia.
That's why they hate her.
And why we should not love her.
Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 12:58 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2020 12:59 PM (an7Mv)
I've never been, but how about the guys who play guitar or harmonica in their bunks? I'd want to open a porthole and end it all.
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 13, 2020 12:59 PM (qpX6U)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Lekvar or mashed potato filling for the win. What makes the basement church kitchen ones the best is the sweat of the cook ladies falling into the boiling water.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 12:59 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Hillary at August 13, 2020 12:59 PM (PgT+E)
Of course, 2.5 million Americans were supposed to die, so in my book Trump is the greatest hero in American history.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2020 12:57 PM (O033+)
I one survey of deaths to WhuFlu CDC found 3% or more involved a serious accident injury.
Posted by: KamalaToe at August 13, 2020 12:59 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 12:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 13, 2020 12:59 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: CCR at August 13, 2020 12:59 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 13, 2020 12:57 PM (3H9h1)
Fine motor skills seem locked in.
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 12:59 PM (bCLt0)
Ace it's post-worthy if you haven't read it.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 13, 2020 12:59 PM (yL25O)
The accurate number is closer to 50K. The numbers are generally fraudulent, as any sentient being paying attention knows.
Of course, 2.5 million Americans were supposed to die, so in my book Trump is the greatest hero in American history.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 13, 2020 12:57 PM (O033+)
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Saw somewheres on Twitter that in 2017 the average deaths per month in US was 7700. This year so far it is 7400.
Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 12:59 PM (amQo5)
Posted by: An Observation at August 13, 2020 12:59 PM (iisbs)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 12:46 PM (xfb67)
HA! My wife's a leftie, the family always did that to her at those big family Thanksgiving dinners together.
Posted by: Tom Servo
I automatically pick which end I need when approaching a table.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2020 01:00 PM (yCZVl)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2020 01:00 PM (an7Mv)
Your concern is
[X] Noted
[_] Other than noted
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 12:49 PM (yQpMk)
What's a WAP?
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2020 01:00 PM (Ed8Zd)
BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is a full on gun grabbing anti-2A full term partial birth aborting baby killing ProgTard who has been groomed from day 1 to to be a viable candidate and LOOK moderate. Her handlers were smart enough to get her a safe .mil gig and check that box. SHE IS LENINIST SCUM.
Posted by: Just Sayin at August 13, 2020 01:00 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 13, 2020 12:59 PM (qpX6U)
I believe you get your ass beat for that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 01:00 PM (xfb67)
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That sounds sinister.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2020 12:41 PM (pNxlR)
Burn the witch!!
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 01:00 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 01:01 PM (yQpMk)
HA! My wife's a leftie, the family always did that to her at those big family Thanksgiving dinners together.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 12:56 PM (Kpl3J)
Now that is enlightened. Our family always sent lefties to the kids table.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 13, 2020 01:01 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: vmom 2020 Slo / Ho 2020 at August 13, 2020 01:01 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 12:52 PM
Many former commenters have been very good and interesting. And then they become laser focused on one thing to ignoring everything else and become condescending pricks to any disagreement.
BTH and demand to make us wear useless masks. ChemJeff and his NeverTrumping. Y-Not and her nevertrumping. Miss80sbaby and her asskissing of GOP betrayals. And many others.
They all stopped looking to be members of a community and instead lecture us all about how wrong we all are.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 01:01 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2020 01:01 PM (v16oJ)
I'll eat Hillary Clinton's dried up old Herring Whistle if there has been 100k that can be legitimately called Covid deaths.
That figure is padded beyond belief.
Posted by: garrett at August 13, 2020 12:36 PM (PgT+E)
10,000 years from the now the galaxy will still be uttering the phrase "As sure as Garret". lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 13, 2020 01:01 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Just Sayin at August 13, 2020 01:00 PM (d6DSt)
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Yeah, she's very much open borders and wants to take your guns.
People think she's conservative-ish because she didn't buy into the Russian collusion.
So, she's as conservative as Glenn Greenwald.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 01:01 PM (LvTSG)
When I tout the superiority of NYC or the Northeast I give you permission to wish that I am my family died in a nuclear blast that miraculously only affects N.J. and N.J./s
The only thing I've said is that N.J. is not all like a view from Newark airport- which is true. You have never heard me make any disparaging comments about any other large geographic area except that I will say "Chicago is a dump right now" as is much of San Francisco as is Camden, N.J.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
San Francisco is officially, figuratively and literally a toilet.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 13, 2020 01:02 PM (kfcYC)
Your concern is
[X] Noted
[_] Other than noted
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 12:49 PM (yQpMk)
What's a WAP?
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2020 01:00 PM (Ed8Zd)
Women's Auxiliary Percussion Section
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 01:02 PM (hku12)
Posted by: jsg
Falling on my head like a memory
Falling on my head like a new emotion
I want to walk in the open wind
Posted by: Archer at August 13, 2020 01:02 PM (gmo/4)
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Why the hate, man? There's only one thing I can't use: a fountain pen. That's due to the fact lefties "push" their writing across the page*, and it would be one long smear. No biggie.
Also, my new AR doesn't have the lug for a brass deflector, so if my Deflector brake doesn't work, I guess I'll have to take to a gunsmith. My right cheek looks like I was doing black-face after 120 rounds. The brass kind of burns it too.
*unless they write with an extreme hook, which even as a leftie I think is odd looking.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 13, 2020 01:02 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 13, 2020 01:02 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 13, 2020 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)
I read that book on left-handers living shorter lives.
His reasons were bullshit. His data was quite dodgy. His mechanisms were wrong.
My wife and I are both left-handed, so we have skin in the game. There are other, bigger reasons people do not live longer. Like opioid addiction. Or living in a shit-hole country.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2020 01:03 PM (u82oZ)
401 I would just like to say that I have appreciated Boulder Toilet
Hobo's posts. I may not agree with him about certain things about Covid,
but as far as Biblical scholarly stuff he's very interesting and well
informed, and despite the Covid he agrees with many of the issues
affecting conservatives.
Concur. Lighten up people. You disagree. It isn't the end of the world.
Posted by: pep at August 13, 2020 01:03 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: oddnot at August 13, 2020 01:03 PM (YIHot)
What makes the basement church kitchen ones the best is the sweat of the cook ladies falling into the boiling water.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 12:59 PM (Rvt8
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I take it that it's the sweat falling into the boiling water and not the lady.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2020 01:03 PM (mht8P)
And then the condescending pricks here have also just chased off solid middle of the road commentators...
Posted by: Just Sayin at August 13, 2020 01:03 PM (d6DSt)
During her run for state legislature in 2002, Gabbard told the Honolulu Star-Bulletin, Working with my father, Mike Gabbard, and others to pass a constitutional amendment to protect traditional marriage, I learned that real leaders are willing to make personal sacrifices for the common good. I will bring that attitude of public service to the legislature. The quote, which CNN's KFile found during a review of Gabbard's early career, shows how closely she aligned herself with her father's mission at the time. Gabbard's father ran The Alliance for Traditional Marriage, a political action committee aimed at opposing pro-gay lawmakers and legislation
Posted by: 18-1 at August 13, 2020 01:03 PM (qlFIA)
They all stopped looking to be members of a community and instead lecture us all about how wrong we all are.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 01:01 PM (G2zl5)
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Mark and boobs.
Zod and kneeling.
JackStraw and pot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 01:03 PM (LvTSG)
JoeF - you're right - I kind of am looking forward to the recriminations phase!
also the NCAA - whom I really really freaking hate - just came out of their bunker to announce a snitch line for college football programs that aren't "following guidelines"
if the only thing that comes out of this is the death of the NCAA I might consider that worth it all
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 13, 2020 01:03 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 13, 2020 01:03 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Buzzion
Sometimes people are wrong about being wrong!
Posted by: Miklos, reading leecture Cliff's Notes at August 13, 2020 01:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: An Observation at August 13, 2020 12:59 PM (iisbs)
If we can stop Iran from getting a Nuke, we might be able to put that off for a century or two.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 01:03 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 01:04 PM (bCLt0)
Where she differs is that she doesn't appear to want us all dead, she thinks that the democratic process can be used to usher in her Leftist utopia.
That's why they hate her.
And why we should not love her.
Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 12:58 PM (ZfRYq)
What about in the biblical sense?
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 01:04 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 13, 2020 01:04 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at August 13, 2020 01:04 PM (fMhOl)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 13, 2020 01:04 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2020 01:04 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: CN at August 13, 2020 01:04 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at August 13, 2020 01:05 PM (gtatv)
Mark and boobs.
Zod and kneeling.
JackStraw and pot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 01:03 PM (LvTSG)
CBD and 100 comments.
Posted by: tubal at August 13, 2020 01:05 PM (bCLt0)
When I tout the superiority of NYC or the Northeast I give you permission to wish that I am my family died in a nuclear blast that miraculously only affects N.J. and N.J./s
The only thing I've said is that N.J. is not all like a view from Newark airport- which is true. You have never heard me make any disparaging comments about any other large geographic area except that I will say "Chicago is a dump right now" as is much of San Francisco as is Camden, N.J.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Lifelong NJ resident--I totally agree.
But Murphy and the Democrats are racing to ruin it--and combined with the rapid decline of NYC, the future doesn't look bright--although fleeing rich residents of NYC are now making nice areas of the state--Rumson, a few other places--even more expensive
So the real estate market is going to be good in NJ
Posted by: JoeF. at August 13, 2020 01:05 PM (7ixfo)
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 13, 2020 01:03 PM (j9HX3 )
I want to see all the top recruits for the Pac-10 and Big 10 jump over to the SEC next month.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 13, 2020 01:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Is it really a flounce if you won't fucking leave?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 13, 2020 01:05 PM (yQpMk)
Zod and kneeling.
JackStraw and pot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 01:03 PM (LvTSG)
TJM and Prometheus
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 13, 2020 01:05 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 13, 2020 01:05 PM (xfb67)
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Is that the book that uses major league pitchers as the main data set, b/c handedness is known?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 13, 2020 01:05 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Just Sayin
Condescending Pricks Rise Up!!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 13, 2020 01:05 PM (Rvt88)
I prefer science, but I understand the appeal of throwing virgins in volcanoes.
Just stop the evangelism regarding how much luckier people would be if they'd only accept the rabbits foot as their spirit animal.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - FAT / BACK 2020 at August 13, 2020 01:05 PM (/i8CN)
*unless they write with an extreme hook, which even as a leftie I think is odd looking.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin
I shoot a rifle right handed. Why? Growing up there was only one or two that even made a left handed rifle. SAKO, I think. Hella expensive.
I shoot pistol and revolver left handed. Yeah. Funky acrobatics to reload a revolver.
Own H&K's with the ambidextrous mag drop button.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 13, 2020 01:05 PM (yCZVl)
Posted by: LASue at August 13, 2020 01:00 PM
White Anglo-Protestant Saxons?
Which would be kind of weird.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 13, 2020 01:05 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 13, 2020 12:52 PM (WkPC9)
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Well said, Fen.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 13, 2020 01:05 PM (M/9m0)
I prefer to be higher on the evolutionary scale than you right-handed losers.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Pffffffft.
Posted by: Spider Monkeys with prehensile tails at August 13, 2020 01:06 PM (v16oJ)
Wow, they are keeping lists of the exiles!
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 13, 2020 01:06 PM (qpX6U)
ChemJeff and his NeverTrumping. Y-Not and her nevertrumping. Miss80sbaby
and her asskissing of GOP betrayals. And many others.
They all stopped looking to be members of a community and instead lecture us all about how wrong we all are.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 01:01 PM (G2zl5)
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Mark and boobs.
Zod and kneeling.
JackStraw and pot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at August 13, 2020 01:03 PM (LvTSG)
TJM and The Last Jedi
Posted by: Methos at August 13, 2020 01:06 PM (kOpft)
NOOD - Yamiche and Jake sitting in a tree ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 13, 2020 01:06 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 13, 2020 01:06 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: torabora at August 13, 2020 12:55 PM (Y274z)
Black September was a Jordanian pest control operation. Worked pretty fucking well imo. Maybe Lebanon should consider it.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 01:06 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2020 01:07 PM (an7Mv)
I read that book on left-handers living shorter lives.
His reasons were bullshit. His data was quite dodgy. His mechanisms were wrong.
My wife and I are both left-handed, so we have skin in the game. There are other, bigger reasons people do not live longer. Like opioid addiction. Or living in a shit-hole country.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 13, 2020 01:03 PM (u82oZ)
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No doubt. Thanks for the clarification.
However, it still won't stop me from throwing that out at my wife (a lefty) everyone once in a while. ;-)
Posted by: Backup Slider at August 13, 2020 01:08 PM (amQo5)
Posted by: Buzzion
Sometimes people are wrong about being wrong!
Posted by: Miklos, reading leecture Cliff's Notes at August 13, 2020 01:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Yeah, it's not like this sort of thing hasn't happened here before.
So rather than give people the benefit of the doubt, when they spout bullshit, I'd rather just call it bullshit and move on.
Chances are good this person won't be around much longer. So be it.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 13, 2020 01:08 PM (hku12)
Where she differs is that she doesn't appear to want us all dead, she thinks that the democratic process can be used to usher in her Leftist utopia.
That's why they hate her.
And why we should not love her.
Posted by: blaster at August 13, 2020 12:58 PM (ZfRYq)
Well, if she became the new face of the party and pulled most of it in her direction, that'd be a lot less people who want to kill us.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 13, 2020 01:08 PM (DyVwL)
Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 13, 2020 01:08 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: Methos at August 13, 2020 01:06 PM (kOpf
That should just be bad movies. Because he also likes Star Trek the Motion Picture and Prometheus
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 01:08 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 13, 2020 01:08 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 13, 2020 01:06 PM (xPJvm)
I've never met him irl but he's been a great guy on the book thread.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 13, 2020 01:09 PM (y7DUB)
SouthPaws of the World: LEFT ON !
Posted by: MrObvious at August 13, 2020 12:53 PM (k+h+d)
Obama is a lefty....jus' sayin'
....and Ronald Reagan, and Winston Churchill, and Leonardo DaVinci....
Posted by: MrObvious at August 13, 2020 01:09 PM (k+h+d)
Lurking Lurker and his poll obsessions. I think he was probably an actual troll. But he may have just been some guy who went crazy. Either way, he flounced in a weird fashion.
It was over some poll he was wrong about in an off-year race obscure enough that I can't even remember the name of the Republican who won. It was in some Southern state, I think.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 01:11 PM (/nZod)
I've refrained from blasting BTH, even though I really disagree about the mask issue. I've met him, he's a good man.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 13, 2020 01:06 PM (xPJvm)
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Yup.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 01:12 PM (/nZod)
Lurking Lurker and his poll obsessions. I think he was probably an actual troll. But he may have just been some guy who went crazy. Either way, he flounced in a weird fashion.
It was over some poll he was wrong about in an off-year race obscure enough that I can't even remember the name of the Republican who won. It was in some Southern state, I think.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 13, 2020 01:11 PM (/nZod)
That's Moo Moo.
And he's back using a different name. Expect to see obscure polls quoted next week showing how much trouble Trump is in with the pick of Kamala.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 01:13 PM (d0WgS)
Posted by: Buzzion at August 13, 2020 01:13 PM (d0WgS)
I've never been, but how about the guys who play guitar or harmonica in their bunks? I'd want to open a porthole and end it all.
Posted by: gp, Hooping Fentanyl Again at August 13, 2020 12:59 PM (qpX6U)
Ah, yes. The sensitive guitar-playing soldier. Not in my foxhole, asshole.
Posted by: Justsayin' at August 13, 2020 01:14 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: An Observation at August 13, 2020 01:16 PM (iisbs)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2020 12:39 PM
A little crusty today, eh?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 13, 2020 12:44 PM (DMUuz)
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I'm flaking out for the day, I just don't have the starch to keep up with youse guys.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 13, 2020 01:18 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Bill R. at August 13, 2020 12:12 PM (wzzJf)
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I'm also in the Detroit area and I can assure you that when and if they say anything about this, it will be in the context of how Trump is undermining Whitmer, causing unrest and fear in Dearborn, and making the Middle East even more unstable. I honestly don't believe anything they say-including the weather.
Posted by: Chillin the most at August 13, 2020 01:19 PM (lonOK)
Bread puns? What's wrong with fish puns?
Screw it. I'm leaven.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 13, 2020 12:39 PM (cW490)
All these bread puns are leaving some people sour. Though I think they're amusing.
Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at August 13, 2020 01:33 PM (DV/hr)
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Why the hate, man? There's only one thing I can't use: a fountain pen. That's due to the fact lefties "push" their writing across the page*, and it would be one long smear. No biggie.
Also, my new AR doesn't have the lug for a brass deflector, so if my Deflector brake doesn't work, I guess I'll have to take to a gunsmith. My right cheek looks like I was doing black-face after 120 rounds. The brass kind of burns it too.
*unless they write with an extreme hook, which even as a leftie I think is odd looking.
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There is a company, Moriarti Arms, that makes left handed ARs.
https://moriartiarmaments.com/
Posted by: Bonecrusher at August 13, 2020 01:42 PM (JNTt1)
This, in and of itself, is more worthy of a Nobel Peace Prize than what actually got 0 one.
Posted by: FishingWithFredo at August 13, 2020 01:48 PM (KSVfo)
"The wolf will live with the lamb, the leopard will lie down with the goat, the calf and the lion and the yearling together; and a little child will lead them."
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Some shepherd kid is presiding over an interspecies orgy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 13, 2020 02:30 PM (+y/Ru)
The earth must have moved on its axis--almost imperceptibly.
Another book needs to be added to the Bible.
Posted by: Kurtz at August 13, 2020 03:04 PM (h+6I8)
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