Quarantine Cafe: Animal Criminals Edition

Breaking and entering:


These animals are even trespassing into boats.

Apparently it's not even uncommon for otters to escape killer whales by jumping on to boats:

This dog's a straight-up thief:

This mistreated dog -- who'd been put in dogfights -- eventually stole her foster mom's heart.

And of course, more illegal entry:

Posted by: Ace at 07:41 PM




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1 Boom

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (4J1oK)

2 1st

Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (bVhJi)

3 Animals?!

Why who doesn't love bats, er, animals?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 14, 2020 07:42 PM (xptlg)

4 Shakalaka

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:43 PM (4J1oK)

5 Does Minnesota really have 10k lakes? Has anyone ever counted?

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 07:43 PM (t55/8)

6 Is 20 gauge too much inside for bats?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 07:43 PM (nFRLh)

7 Have a great weekend, everybody!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at August 14, 2020 07:43 PM (xptlg)

8 Broom stick or tennis racquet to get rid of bats in the house. BTDT.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (4J1oK)

9 So animals are Democrats. Who knew???

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 07:44 PM (L2ZTs)

10 Bats. Why does it have to be bats.

That last video is my nightmare.

Posted by: bluebell at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (/669Q)

11 Is 20 gauge too much inside for bats?

No but you'll have to pick the pellets out of your burrito.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (luzVb)

12 Willowed from the last thread - is Fenelon coming to the NoVa MoMe?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (2JVJo)

13 Bats just want cuddles!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

14
We had a bat fly into our house when I was a kid. My older brother chased it around with a Louisville Slugger until it flew out the window.

That was when I learned you must fight bats with bats. It's the only thing they understand.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (/nZod)

15 I just love Google translate...

Nippondaira Zoo polar bear (lossy vanilla) live camera
https://youtu.be/XX0SK-yVja4

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 14, 2020 07:46 PM (FBrfY)

16 12 Willowed from the last thread - is Fenelon coming to the NoVa MoMe?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 07:45 PM (2JVJo)
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We want Fen! She can sell us indulgences for all our sins!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

17 Yay! Bats!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (yCZVl)

18 We're finally seeing bats around here again, after a few years of absence. The area was always just polluted with them, because of so many old mine entrances and abandoned mining shacks, but the White Nose Syndrome killed the poor little critters off almost completely. They were essentially gone from the area from about 2012 until last year. I saw a few in 2019, and this year I've seen even more. I'm glad they're back, I like 'em. I get one in the house every now and again, and if I'm quick enough I can open a window to let it out, and if I'm not quick enough, the cat just waits for it to land and...handles the situation.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (+3rQF)

19 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (Zz0t1)

20 As wrote the other day a broom won't be the best to get your bat if inside.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (OjZpE)

21 Since there's no OT in a quarantine cafe, Belarus election going about as you'd expect. Home of Europe's most colorful dictator, well, at least most cartoonish one. And yes, glad you asked, it's 2020 and he was president way back just after the USSR collapsed. He's now railing against "foreign interference!" as crowds protest things (sound familiar?).

Haven't looked closely, but the election process probably would stack up decently against that of Wayne County, MI, so let's not get up on our high horse, as an ignorant unworldly "president" once vomited.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (OTzUX)

22 Otter decided the human was safer than the killer whale.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (Zz0t1)

23

I find bats excellent for analing my drugged out twinks...

Posted by: Ed Bucky at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (d6DSt)

24 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 14, 2020 07:49 PM (TdMsT)

25 Well, at least we get bats. Bats are important. Bats are good.


Oh, the other day when the spider murdered the snake I told the Horde I'd make sure alexthechick saw it. Well, I didn't, because I was drunk. But you know who did? The entire internet and all of twitter! Everybody made sure she saw it.

You guys are so good.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:49 PM (q2K0j)

26 Didn't go in, but today I drove by the haircut place my dad used to take me to. It's still there after 40 years.

Mr. Mick's Men's Barber and Beauty Shop of Long Beach. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 07:49 PM (L2ZTs)

27 Obozo not all in on Joe? Unpossible. Prepping the field for defeat they are. LOLGF Dems.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 07:49 PM (nFRLh)

28 Thank you for providing refuge from those killer whales.

Now bend over.

Posted by: The Witty Otters at August 14, 2020 07:49 PM (D1biH)

29 That doggeh!

Posted by: vmom 2020 sipping Amontillado at August 14, 2020 07:50 PM (LgMzo)

30 No - or not many - bats in coastal SoCal, I don't think. Probably not enough insects.

Had a nice little Southern Pacific rattler removed the other day. Haven't seen one in years. Really prefer to leave them be (rodent control), but next door has two little girls and two dogs, so.

The horned owls are more in evidence these days (nights), which is great. Big f**kers. Sit on top of telephone poles, surveying their empires.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 07:51 PM (OTzUX)

31 Nature is Metal had a video of a big snake hanging over a rocky outcrop and latching onto a goat or sheep and pulling it up. That was even scarier than the Snake v. Spider video.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:51 PM (Dc2NZ)

32 We want Fen! She can sell us indulgences for all our sins!

That's a mackerel snapper thing, but yes we want Fen! Would it help if we chant?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:51 PM (q2K0j)

33 As wrote the other day a broom won't be the best to get your bat if inside.
Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 07:48 PM (OjZpE)


Not broom...broom stick like you'd play stick ball with. And yes they are hard to hit.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home. Thanks China &&&& at August 14, 2020 07:51 PM (usGx4)

34 She can sell us indulgences for all our sins!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

Wrong denomination! Wrong gender And I'm not 500 plus years old, even if I may look it sometimes. But thanks for thinking of me!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:52 PM (WkPC9)

35 We need our bats !

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 07:53 PM (zr5Kq)

36 The animal control woman picked up the rattler like it was litter - just the grabby-thinggy right behind the head, and a looped bar to pick up the body. Snake was asleep, didn't react at all, until dropped in the plastic pail, at which point - furious rattling, oh yeah. She said they're usually like that, one of the easier things she has to do.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 07:53 PM (OTzUX)

37 Bats and gnats? Rats!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (L2ZTs)

38

Many parts are edible!

Posted by: Euell Gibbat at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (d6DSt)

39 I'm waiting for some belfry pics to properly frame the bats!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (eTZoJ)

40 The place where I used to live had those lever-style doorknobs. One of my cats figured out how to open them.

He's a fiendishly clever little shit. You know how you can turn your toilet paper around backwards on the roller to keep your cats from unravelling it? Yeah, he eventually figured out how to unravel it anyway. So now I have to keep it in a drawer next to the toilet.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (H3MF8)

41 Y'all enjoy the critters. I'm going to go back to my regularly scheduled program of feeling shitty about myself and life, even though I was actually feeling OK for about ten minutes.

See ya.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

42 Minnesota has 11,842 lakes larger than 10 acres.

So there, doubters....

Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (bhBSF)

43 Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 07:51 PM (q2K0j)

Thanks, but I didn't sign up and I could never get back from a Saturday evening in order to do a church service on Sunday. But I would like to meet you all-well not the trolls, but I don't expect they signed up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (WkPC9)

44 That first doggy is cute and I'm not a dog person.

Something about dogs with human-like qualities is my weakness.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (XTyi0)

45 @27...you're into something. Lots of talk lately about Trump killing Americans with covid, about Trump being directly responsible for bad economy, Trump sabotaging the post office, Trump not leaving the WH if he "loses". These aren't the themes of a confident campaign. This is early action to mainstream and extra constitutional measures down the road.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (ja/kn)

46 Does Minnesota really have 10k lakes? Has anyone ever counted?
Posted by: Asshoes


Just to be clear, washington State has over 11,000 lakes. But the liberal fu*ks in Olympia make it an administrative bitch to visit many of them.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (axyOa)

47 The male cat was obviously fixed or it would react quite differently to kittens, but it was a sweet video.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 07:55 PM (WkPC9)

48 Yea Annabelle. Rescues are awesome.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 07:56 PM (ZLI7S)

49 There are an amazing amount of rescue bat videos that have popped up on my youtube page.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 07:56 PM (cI3Q7)

50 Owls are amazing. Ferocious hunters.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 07:56 PM (fIHXk)

51 Love Angeles doesn't have very many lakes at all. And there's not much of a jazz scene in Salt Lake City. On the other hand, Washington does have a football team.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 14, 2020 07:57 PM (ja/kn)

52 Rescue dog chick is ridiculously cute....then the nose ring.......blech.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 07:57 PM (Zz0t1)

53 I've had bats in the house at least a dozen times. I finally fixed the masonry, and after a couple years they stopped showing up. I still keep a sweep net hanging on the bedroom wall.

In one incident, I got out of the shower with soap in my eyes, and reached for a towel, which started chittering at me. That was a near heart attack.

I found one bat stuck to a sticky mouse trap, which a tenant had left in the basement. I'm so soft-hearted, I gently peeled him off and released him outside. He climbed up the brick wall and hung there upside down for a while, then took off.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 07:57 PM (qpX6U)

54 Orcas are really smart and very cool animals, but I was cheering for the otters

Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 07:57 PM (bVhJi)

55 Does Minnesota really have 10k lakes? Has anyone ever counted?
Posted by: Asshoes


11842, per the MN DNR.

Posted by: mikeski at August 14, 2020 07:57 PM (P1f+c)

56 41 Y'all enjoy the critters. I'm going to go back to my regularly scheduled program of feeling shitty about myself and life, even though I was actually feeling OK for about ten minutes.

See ya.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
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You need a FloMoMee! Being around like-minded weirdos is a natural mood enhancer.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 07:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

57 54
Orcas are really smart and very cool animals, but I was cheering for the otters

Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 07:57 PM (bVhJi)

Until the surprise anal, then you'll be praying for the Orcas.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 14, 2020 07:58 PM (KnJdm)

58 In 31 municipal elections in NJ this summer, about 10% of all ballots were rejected as invalid. All of these were mail-in-only elections. Fraud prosecutions under way.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 07:58 PM (OTzUX)

59 Happy VJ Day Horde.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 14, 2020 07:58 PM (axyOa)

60 Back in the olden days, I remember visiting a doctors office and a patient brought her pet pig along. The waiting room was interesting that day.I remember when those small pet pigs were the thing...

Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2020 07:58 PM (bhBSF)

61 They steal our hearts.

Untill a major different cage upgrade, parrot was Houdini, always sneaking out, getting into trouble, teasing an old wild caught umbrella cockatoo. Lucky to survive, and with all four toes on each foot!

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 14, 2020 07:58 PM (BGuMU)

62

Belfry!!

What do I win?

Posted by: TeeJ at August 14, 2020 07:59 PM (G3Kkn)

63 Funniest bat video I ever saw was a few years back; can't remember if they were Irish or Scots, but some flavor of British family had got on ein the house, and it was absolutely hysterical.

My luck Ace posted it earlier, but I am not usually around this time of day, so I don't get to see them.

Posted by: Edina Monsoon at August 14, 2020 07:59 PM (vML00)

64 At a certain point, you have enough lakes.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 07:59 PM (XTyi0)

65 Thank God my dog isn't really smart. It's the smart ones that learn to open doors, get into the trash can or the giant bin holding dog food, etc.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 07:59 PM (mNhhD)

66 Minnesota has 11,842 lakes larger than 10 acres.
Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM


Heard 2,523 were looted and now under 10 acres

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 08:00 PM (OjZpE)

67 apologies if this has already been posted: (Clinesmith charging doc): https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/17445533/1/united-states-v-clinesmith/

Posted by: exdemocrat at August 14, 2020 08:00 PM (GmndG)

68 51 Love Angeles doesn't have very many lakes at all. And there's not much of a jazz scene in Salt Lake City. On the other hand, Washington does have a football team.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 14, 2020 07:57 PM (ja/kn)

That reminds me of the opening scene of the movie Baseketball. "The Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles, where there are no lakes. The New Orleans Jazz moved to Utah, where they don't allow music."

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 14, 2020 08:00 PM (H3MF8)

69 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 08:00 PM (Zz0t1)

70 Happy VJ Day Horde.

Posted by: Diogenes

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Not to be confused with Happy VJJ Day.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2020 08:00 PM (Rvt88)

71 Orcas are the zebras of the aquatic world.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 14, 2020 08:01 PM (mNhhD)

72 I have four cats, and twelve kitchen cabinet doors. Every day, the cats open at least three of the doors. Looking for bats maybe.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 08:01 PM (qpX6U)

73 You want Fen? Then pony up and pay her way.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 08:01 PM (ShAcG)

74
I found one bat stuck to a sticky mouse trap, which a tenant had left in the basement. I'm so soft-hearted, I gently peeled him off and HE BIT ME SAVAGELY, GAVE ME RABIES.

FIFY

Posted by: getting the banned back together, blazing saddles at August 14, 2020 08:02 PM (BGuMU)

75 The beagle is adorable, but I think you have to be either a young person to have a beagle and very energetic or live on a farm or hunt or all of the above. They are nutso dogs, and I don't mean any opprobrium towards the people that own them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 08:02 PM (WkPC9)

76 I have four cats, and twelve kitchen cabinet doors. Every day, the cats open at least three of the doors. Looking for bats maybe.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat


Wait, is this a math test?


7?

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 08:02 PM (XTyi0)

77 Diogenes beat me to it - but he's sneaky, using the date across the dateline.

Good time to again recommend an obscure book that's a treasure for WWII buffs - Japan's Longest Day. A mid-60s collaboration of historians and journalists about the last few days leading up to the broadcast of the emperor's address on the radio. The coup attempt, the inscrutable Gen. Anami, etc.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 08:02 PM (OTzUX)

78 @68...Talent borrows. Genius steals.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 14, 2020 08:02 PM (ja/kn)

79 Lake Powell was a bat hive when I went there.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 08:02 PM (uhGSf)

80 Insom, I'll cross a line I am sure but I feel like Hauer in Blade Runner at times - seen so much, done things people imagine, been blessed many times over, and I still doubt deserving anything and I lament the things I missed, the kindness I overlooked. The only thing I know, is that in the eyes of God I have work to do and that's the meaning of life to me - keep breathing, keep working, until He calls me home. Prayer, bourbon and in my case a long suffering wife suffices. I am the worst of His children but He lives and pushes me on. Good luck sir.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 08:03 PM (nFRLh)

81 Y'all enjoy the critters. I'm going to go back to my regularly scheduled program of feeling shitty about myself and life, even though I was actually feeling OK for about ten minutes.

See ya.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)


**pushes bottle of Knappogue Castle 12 year through USB port**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 08:03 PM (2JVJo)

82 Is it JJ's Birthday again?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 08:03 PM (cI3Q7)

83 I want it on record that I will refuse the Trump Covid vaccine.

Posted by: Chris W at August 14, 2020 08:03 PM (ENWT/)

84 57
LOL! So otters are the Bill Clinton of the animal world.

Posted by: Jmel at August 14, 2020 08:04 PM (bVhJi)

85 How about a song for all you bat haters:

https://tinyurl.com/yxdsohs2

Fly in de face mon...

Posted by: browndog at August 14, 2020 08:04 PM (BgMrQ)

86 cat with a shoe fetish: https://tinyurl.com/yy38ug9d

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 14, 2020 08:04 PM (ZCiJZ)

87 Lake Powell was a bat hive when I went there.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie



Lake Powell has to be one of the coolest places I've ever seen.

Never been there tho.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 08:05 PM (XTyi0)

88 Animals are great, as long as they are nice, cute, sweet, fun...and they aren't bitting, clawing, hurting you.

Oh, and no bats. No bats at all. No exceptions.

Posted by: eastofsuez at August 14, 2020 08:05 PM (U2zca)

89 The otter wasn't running from the Orca...

SURPRISE!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 08:06 PM (luzVb)

90 Kamala Harris is unbeatable? Didn't she lose the democratic primary to about 5 or 6 people?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 08:06 PM (cI3Q7)

91 Don't mean to cause trouble but I don't like killer whales. Or sharks. But at least the damn things don't come in your window and fly around.

Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2020 08:06 PM (XhWtx)

92 There are an amazing amount of rescue bat videos that have popped up on my youtube page.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Bat World Sanctuary is where we turned all of our rehabbed bats over to. They require more specialized care than most small animal rehabbers can provide.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 08:07 PM (yCZVl)

93 I've had bats in the house at least a dozen times. I finally fixed the masonry, and after a couple years they stopped showing up. I still keep a sweep net hanging on the bedroom wall.

In one incident, I got out of the shower with soap in my eyes, and reached for a towel, which started chittering at me. That was a near heart attack.


Being a lazy fuck, sometimes I forget to close the cellar door of Stately Poppins Manor. And I leave the lid of the washing machine open to remind me that yes, I did take the clothes out to put in the dryer.

One day, threw a load in, poured in detergent and washed. Began pulling clothes out. At the bottom of the wet, lumpy pile, I pulled out a dead, soggy bat.

My shriek was heard in Stockbridge.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 08:07 PM (2JVJo)

94 72 I have four cats, and twelve kitchen cabinet doors. Every day, the cats open at least three of the doors. Looking for bats maybe.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 08:01 PM (qpX6U)
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When I had cats I had to put child-proof locks on the kitchen cabinets. One loved to hide nestled on the dishes and jump out at me when I opened the door.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 08:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

95 Sea lion steals dorado out of fisherman's hands as he's posing for picture.

https://youtu.be/sGz-NIBZwEw



Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2020 08:07 PM (xPl2J)

96 83 I want it on record that I will refuse the Trump Covid vaccine.

Posted by: Chris W at August 14, 2020 08:03 PM (ENWT/)



But comrade, it is for your fellow citizens that we require you to take this vaccine, and trust me, you will hardly notice the chip implant!.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 08:07 PM (eTZoJ)

97 Minnesota has 11,842 lakes larger than 10 acres.

27% have transitioned to rivers, streams or 'non contained tributaries' and 7% dried themselves up.

Posted by: Euell Gibbat at August 14, 2020 08:08 PM (d6DSt)

98 I just had a mental image of someone drying off with a bat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 08:08 PM (cI3Q7)

99 A few years ago flying on JetBlue, my middle seat lady let her dog out of its carrier. It ran up and down the isle licking everything. Fortunately lots of animal lovers were in the isle seats. The flight attendant didn't say anything.Once in a life time experience. And certainly pre Covid-19.

Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2020 08:08 PM (bhBSF)

100 78 @68...Talent borrows. Genius steals.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 14, 2020 08:02 PM (ja/kn)

I wasn't accusing you of stealing or borrowing; pretty much anyone with a knowledge of sports history could come up with a similar joke.

It's just funny the way NBA teams would never, ever change their names, even if they moved to someplace where the name didn't make sense anymore. That has changed in recent years, though.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 14, 2020 08:08 PM (H3MF8)

101 Is it JJ's Birthday again?
Posted by: Aetius451AD



Toyestermorotoday.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 08:08 PM (yCZVl)

102 Eromero, Pepper would dispatch any bat in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 08:09 PM (ShAcG)

103 One day, threw a load in, poured in detergent and washed. Began pulling
clothes out. At the bottom of the wet, lumpy pile, I pulled out a
dead, soggy bat.


Poor little guy.


Probably kept his head above water for several minutes...

until the spin cycle.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 08:09 PM (luzVb)

104 We were on a houseboat for a week. They attacked at night.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 08:09 PM (uhGSf)

105 Happy VJ Day Horde.

Posted by: Diogenes

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Not to be confused with Happy VJJ Day.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 14, 2020 08:00 PM (Rvt8


Just one letter can make such a difference.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 08:09 PM (zr5Kq)

106

Bat Noses! Bat Spleens! Bat on a Stick!

Posted by: Euell Gibbat at the Roman Colosseum at August 14, 2020 08:09 PM (d6DSt)

107 It's just funny the way NBA teams would never, ever change their names, even if they moved to someplace where the name didn't make sense anymore. That has changed in recent years, though.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler


NHL - Minnesota North Stars - Dallas Stars

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 08:09 PM (yCZVl)

108 A bat flew into my house back when I was still married (2012) through the chimney flue.

Wife, two female kids, one male kid and MIL all started screaming and running around in circles while the bat flapped about the living room, malevolently (as is their wont).

I instantly ran out the door into the garage, followed by shrieks of: "Where are you going????? You have to get this bat outta here!!!!! Eeeeeeekkkk!!!"

I had a plan.

I quickly put on my long sleeved fencing gear top, donned my fencing helmet and grabbed a tennis racket and sprinted back into the house, brandishing the racket!

Everyone just howled with laughter when they saw me and immediately calmed down. Tennis racket came in handy. No more bat problem.

The imagery of the event always makes me laugh.

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 08:10 PM (O033+)

109 Rick's got the time machine.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 08:10 PM (XTyi0)

110 Here's something to look for on russki TV in a few weeks - there are military parades commemorating the defeat of Japan in the Russian Far East (Khabarovsk, Sakhalin) on September 3, the day after the signing of the instruments of surrender on the USS Missouri (where the USSR was represented by Lt. Gen. Derevyanko).

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 08:10 PM (OTzUX)

111 NBA games are getting lest viewers than Hannity or Tucker.

I find that HILARIOUS.

FUCK you, pro sports.

Take your SJW America hating asses back to your mansions and disappear.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)

112 93, lol

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 08:10 PM (uhGSf)

113 Bats and gnats? Rats!

Bats and rats and elephants
but as sure as you're born
you're never gonna see no unicorn

We've got green alligators
with big black teeth
surprise anal otters
nailing chimpanzees

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 08:10 PM (arJlL)

114 It's just funny the way NBA teams would never, ever change their names, even if they moved to someplace where the name didn't make sense anymore. That has changed in recent years, though.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler


NFL - St. Louis Cardinals - Phoenix Cardinals

WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 08:10 PM (yCZVl)

115
NHL - Minnesota North Stars - Dallas Stars
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 08:09 PM (yCZVl)


Quebec Nordiques - Colorado Avalanche

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 08:11 PM (Zz0t1)

116 Fenelon, not indulgences but Meditation.

Reticently I have heard two different preachers speak against Transcendental Meditation. Saying that the mantra was not just a syllable phrase but a prayer to another god.

I did the initiation course several years ago and the instructors assured the class that it was not a prayer and did not interfere with Christianity.

What say ye?

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 08:11 PM (h7ejD)

117

"I am the worst of His children..."

Um, this trying to usurp my title thing, fuggeddaboutit.

Good advice, nonetheless.

Posted by: TeeJ at August 14, 2020 08:11 PM (G3Kkn)

118 OT-I love this story because the young guy was intrepid and brave-He was surfer who fought off a Great White Shark in a unique way-and he's cute:

https://tinyurl.com/y2frpmps

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 08:11 PM (WkPC9)

119 Unperson - classic Vacation scene!

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 08:11 PM (nFRLh)

120 "Sea lion steals dorado out of fisherman's hands..."


I read that as...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 08:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

121 Y'all enjoy the critters. I'm going to go back to my regularly scheduled program of feeling shitty about myself and life, even though I was actually feeling OK for about ten minutes.

See ya.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Look at the bright side; ya don't smell shitty.....

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 08:12 PM (arJlL)

122 100,000 bats in Austin have driven people bat shit crazy. Prove me wrong!

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 08:12 PM (ShAcG)

123
Ya know the smell when you're simmering cheddar brats and a fresh onion in beer? If you could duplicate that scent I would buy a bottle of it just to spray around my house.

*drools*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 08:12 PM (/nZod)

124 I take full responsibility for next months USPS glitch. My bad.

Posted by: Menack at August 14, 2020 08:12 PM (buTO7)

125 What say ye?

Anything not specifically permitted is forbidden, you godless heathen who should be burned!

Posted by: Fr. Euell Gibbat at August 14, 2020 08:12 PM (d6DSt)

126 Is that string of phonemes supposed to be a troll?

I figured it was the cool thing the kids were doing, like a couple years ago with the GODSAIDMANSAID stuff or whatever.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 14, 2020 08:13 PM (cI3Q7)

127 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 14, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

'Sup, yo!? WTF?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 14, 2020 08:13 PM (FS3G+)

128 The Michigan High School Athletic Association announced this afternoon there will be No HS football allowed in the entire state of Michigan this fall . Announcement on other sports to come soon. Flattening the curve was all BS apparently.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 08:13 PM (2kdYA)

129 We were on a houseboat for a week. They attacked at night.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 08:09 PM (uhGSf)


what did they want you think ??

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

130 NYC has cancelled it's 9/11 commemoration.

No word - yet - about any monuments being pulled down by mobs, or street names changed.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 08:14 PM (OTzUX)

131 what did they want you think ??

BRAINS!

Posted by: Fr. Euell Gibbat at August 14, 2020 08:14 PM (d6DSt)

132 NYC has cancelled it's 9/11 commemoration.

No word - yet - about any monuments being pulled down by mobs, or street names changed.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 08:14 PM (OTzUX)


NYC is dead to me. Fuck that shithole.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 08:14 PM (Zz0t1)

133 Recently

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 08:14 PM (h7ejD)

134 NFL - St. Louis Cardinals - Phoenix Cardinals



WTF?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 08:10 PM (yCZVl)


The Chicago Cardinals until 1960

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 08:14 PM (bAAmg)

135 Quebec Nordiques - Colorado Avalanche
Posted by: Sponge


At least their name changed.
It would have been worse if they'd have kept the Nordiques name = Colorado Nordiques.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 08:14 PM (yCZVl)

136 Announcement on other sports to come soon. Flattening the curve was all BS apparently.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 08:13 PM (2kdYA)


Our masters are quite adaptable, especially when power and graft are involved!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 08:15 PM (eTZoJ)

137 Ben Had @ 102- I've seen Pepper kill a mouse in the house and she just looked up at me and grinned. Mrs. E saw her run down a squirrel on the ground, both dog and squirrel were shocked as hell, and Pepper looked up with the 'WTF' look on her face.

Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2020 08:15 PM (XhWtx)

138 At least their name changed.
It would have been worse if they'd have kept the Nordiques name = Colorado Nordiques.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 08:14 PM (yCZVl)


Sounds so faggy.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 08:15 PM (Zz0t1)

139 108 It's just funny the way NBA teams would never, ever change their names, even if they moved to someplace where the name didn't make sense anymore. That has changed in recent years, though.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler


NHL - Minnesota North Stars - Dallas Stars
Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 08:09 PM (yCZVl)

The NHL has always been smarter about that. The Colorado Rockies became the New Jersey Devils, for example.

There are examples in baseball, too, of teams moving and not changing their damn geographically-themed names.

Like the Brooklyn Dodgers; they were named after pedestrians dodging trolleys on the street. Then they moved to Los Angeles, where that didn't happen.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 14, 2020 08:15 PM (H3MF8)

140 5
Does Minnesota really have 10k lakes? Has anyone ever counted?

Posted by: Asshoes at August 14, 2020 07:43 PM (t55/


When I was in the Boy Scouts, toward the end of the Bronze Age, our Troop used to go up to Lake Ely in Minnesota from western KY, in a school bus, for two weeks of camping , fishing and fun. Good memory from my ute.

Posted by: Javems at August 14, 2020 08:15 PM (FZsOX)

141 NYC has cancelled it's 9/11 commemoration.



No word - yet - about any monuments being pulled down by mobs, or street names changed.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 08:14 PM (OTzUX)


Flu Manchu will kill everyone in sight if they have a 9-11 commemoration. Rioting and looting is a-okay though

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 08:15 PM (bAAmg)

142 If I lived in NYC I would be at the Memorial with a candle in my hand.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 08:16 PM (ShAcG)

143 Evening.

I don't recommend clicking this link but if you do you can be comforted by the fact that there is one less racist in the world.

https://tinyurl.com/yy84ne6o

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2020 08:16 PM (1Yy3c)

144 A bat flew into my house back when I was still married (2012) through the chimney flue.

Wife, two female kids, one male kid and MIL all started screaming and running around in circles while the bat flapped about the living room, malevolently (as is their wont).

I instantly ran out the door into the garage, followed by shrieks of: "Where are you going????? You have to get this bat outta here!!!!! Eeeeeeekkkk!!!"

I had a plan.

I quickly put on my long sleeved fencing gear top, donned my fencing helmet and grabbed a tennis racket and sprinted back into the house, brandishing the racket!

Everyone just howled with laughter when they saw me and immediately calmed down. Tennis racket came in handy. No more bat problem.

The imagery of the event always makes me laugh.
Posted by: Sharkman

Mebbe you and Ladyl can get up a game.....

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 08:16 PM (arJlL)

145 131 Tunnels to Towers has said recently that no matter what they are reading the names to the public.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 08:16 PM (2kdYA)

146 It would have been worse if they'd have kept the Nordiques name = Colorado Nordiques.


What are you talking about?

Posted by: Utah Jazz at August 14, 2020 08:17 PM (q2K0j)

147 That Gundam 'mech in Yokohama is a warning to all that either the kaiju are coming, or the Soros backed Zeon Empire is about to drop an O'Neil Cylinder on Australia.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at August 14, 2020 08:17 PM (k/ClX)

148 Bats! Bats again!
I've been stuck in a cabin with bats.. it ain't fun!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 14, 2020 08:17 PM (CjFDo)

149 The Michigan High School Athletic Association announced this afternoon there will be No HS football allowed in the entire state of Michigan this fall . Announcement on other sports to come soon. Flattening the curve was all BS apparently.
Posted by: Jen the original


Whole lot of HS seniors just got fucked out of scholarships.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 08:18 PM (yCZVl)

150 NYC has cancelled it's 9/11 commemoration.
No word - yet - about any monuments being pulled down by mobs, or street names changed.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 08:14 PM (OTzUX)
NYC is dead to me. Fuck that shithole.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 08:14 PM (Zz0t1)


Congressperson Omar: Some people did something on 9/11/2001!

Mayor DeBlasio: No one will be allowed to do anything on 9/11/2020!

Eff them both!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 08:18 PM (eTZoJ)

151 Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 08:11 PM (h7ejD)

I don't really know that much about TM, but meditation is a long tradition in the church-particularly with some well RC mystics, Saints and some Protestant ones, and I would hope they wouldn't be considered worshiping another God. since they loved Jesus. I use a breath prayer-by which I say something like " Lord Jesus Christ have mercy on me" or "Lord God, send your Holy Spirit and it's fruit" breathing in for seven seconds through my nose and letting it out for seven. I find it very relaxing and spiritually centering.

Dallas Willard-who was a great Christian writer- talks about meditation and the body and Christian meditation in his book-Renovation Of The Heart-which is about a number of things, but the main thing is the process of putting on the character of Christ

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 08:19 PM (WkPC9)

152 Jen, just a hint of how absurd these cancellations of yute events/activities are.

As of Aug. 11, there had been 270 C19 deaths* in the US in the 0-24 age cohort (which obviously encompasses all youth/HS sports). Out of *28,000+* total deaths in that cohort.

Yeah.

* as much as, or more than, ALL death statistics WRT cause, these counts require very strict scrutiny and adjustment, as they are based on a very poor definition and have been shown to exaggerate any reasonable count of deaths actually primarily caused by C19

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 08:19 PM (OTzUX)

153 It would have been worse if they'd have kept the Nordiques name = Colorado Nordiques.


What are you talking about?
Posted by: Utah Jazz


Hey! Utah is on everyone's must stop jazz tour.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 08:19 PM (yCZVl)

154 now it's not #flattenthecurve
it's #stopthespread.

You know. Like we do for the flu every year. Cowering, shivering in our homes, avoiding humanity and real life while waiting for the next set of instructions from Our Government Betters as to what we are mandated to do next.

Totally normal reaction to a fucking bug.


How tough is it to get citizenship in Sweden?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 08:20 PM (luzVb)

155 Jen, G-D Bless them

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 08:20 PM (ShAcG)

156 **whew**

Work is done for the week.

Should I just relax on the couch or go outside for a cigar and glass of Bushmills?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 08:20 PM (2JVJo)

157 Meghan and Harry, why oh why are they still getting headlines in the media...we do live in a crazy world.

Posted by: Colin at August 14, 2020 08:20 PM (bhBSF)

158 These Quarantine Cafes are a great idea. Such a nice break.

Posted by: t-bird at August 14, 2020 08:20 PM (1vynn)

159 132, awesome movie

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 08:20 PM (uhGSf)

160 Fun(?) Friday Survey: Insurance spokesperson Battle Royal to the Death. Who wins (if anyone) and who dies in the goriest fashion imaginable? My choices: Mayhem guy for the win and Flo from Progressive to die horribly.

Posted by: Mookie at August 14, 2020 08:21 PM (3vIkC)

161 Why do people not want to spell God?
I have never understood that.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 14, 2020 08:21 PM (CjFDo)

162 Sorry-typo. " Its" fruit-not it's. And I do this breath prayer for about 10 minutes or so as art of regular devotions-praying, reading scripture and other devotional books, or just as part of a time of meditation at other times.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 08:21 PM (WkPC9)

163 How tough is it to get citizenship in Sweden?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 08:20 PM (luzVb)

Finland has hotter women, bu5 you might have to fight the occasional polar bear hand to ha, er, paw.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2020 08:21 PM (1Yy3c)

164
Should I just relax on the couch or go outside for a cigar and glass of Bushmills?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 08:20 PM (2JVJo)


Cigar and Bushmills, as long as it's a 16 year.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 08:21 PM (Zz0t1)

165 How tough is it to get citizenship in Sweden?

Smear some blackface on and start squeezing tits, they'll let ya right in...

Posted by: Fr. Euell Gibbat at August 14, 2020 08:21 PM (d6DSt)

166 Saw several Nordiques games at Le Colisee in Quebec City, very nice. Quiet but knowledgeable crowd. Sakic was their star at the time. Also saw them against the Habs at the old Forum in Montreal - fantastic.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 08:21 PM (OTzUX)

167 MPPP, go for the Bushmills and cigar.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 08:22 PM (ShAcG)

168 Bushmills!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 08:22 PM (fIHXk)

169 Cigar and Bushmills, as long as it's a 16 year.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

I prefer the aroma of the 12 year.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2020 08:22 PM (SfYbS)

170 Why do people not want to spell God?
I have never understood that.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 14, 2020 08:21 PM (CjFDo)

All I know is it's some kind of Jewish thing and it's supposed to be respectfully submissive.

Posted by: Robert at August 14, 2020 08:23 PM (1Yy3c)

171 What many of these videos prove is that plenty of animals are smarter than Maxine Waters.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 08:23 PM (Z/q4U)

172 Flattening the curve was all BS apparently.
Posted by: Jen the original

And let me take a guess- that somehow Whitmer was involved in this decision even if she's not part of the athletic association.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 08:23 PM (WkPC9)

173 Don't get me wrong, I'm sure Utah is a lovely place. I wouldn't mind living there myself eventually. BUT...

In Utah, they consider Barry Manilow to be jazz. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 08:24 PM (L2ZTs)

174 Why do people not want to spell God?
I have never understood that.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 14, 2020 08:21 PM (CjFDo)


My interpretation is that those people view the Name as being so sacred they are unworthy to say or write it in full.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 08:24 PM (eTZoJ)

175
I have never understood that.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 14, 2020 08:21 PM (CjFDo)

-------

For most Jews, it's a religious requirement. But I've seen Christians who do it too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 08:24 PM (/nZod)

176

How long has the cigar been in her? Might need to dry out...

Posted by: Fr. Euell Gibbat at August 14, 2020 08:24 PM (d6DSt)

177 unperson, you might not have to hold out for Sweden. Most of Europe is quietly following Sweden's lead now, has been for a while (i.e., minimal "interventions", schools back, etc). Without, with the exception of Norway and Denmark, explicitly mea-culping and regretting they got it wrong.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 08:24 PM (OTzUX)

178 Why do people not want to spell God?
I have never understood that.



It's an archaic thing, related to graven images. You're not supposed to write the word because it's an image of his name.

In the era of the founders it was custom to write X-ian to avoid writing Christ. Some people still do that.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 08:24 PM (q2K0j)

179 Why do people not want to spell God?
I have never understood that.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 14, 2020 08:21 PM (CjFDo)


J.J. and the Dildo would know better than I, but I believe it is forbidden for Jews to spell out "God."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 08:24 PM (2JVJo)

180 SCREW YOU DeBlasio......

Tunnel to Towers announced Friday that they will hold a special memorial ceremony in lower Manhattan in a bid to keep the 9/11 commemorations uninterrupted.

"The twin beams of light that shine over lower Manhattan in silent tribute to those lost on 9/11 are an iconic symbol of hope visibly showing that light will always triumph over darkness," said Frank Siller, Chairman and CEO of the Tunnel to Towers Foundation.

He added: "We will do everything that is humanly possible to make sure that on September 11, the night sky at Ground Zero will be illuminated with our Towers of Light tribute."

Tunnel to Towers, which counts former Mayor Rudy Giuliani among its honorary leadership, say they will take every possible precaution to ensure the safety of those attending this ceremony. They say masks will be provided on-site and will be mandatory for all in attendance, social distancing will be enforced and hand sanitizer will be available.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 14, 2020 08:24 PM (Zz0t1)

181 Chi-Town Jerry, It is a sign of ULTIMATE RESPECT. Check the Bible.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 14, 2020 08:24 PM (ShAcG)

182 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 14, 2020 08:23 PM (Z/q4U)

Anna, did you get my e-mail?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 08:25 PM (2JVJo)

183 161 Fun(?) Friday Survey: Insurance spokesperson Battle Royal to the Death. Who wins (if anyone) and who dies in the goriest fashion imaginable? My choices: Mayhem guy for the win and Flo from Progressive to die horribly.
Posted by: Mookie at August 14, 2020 08:21 PM (3vIkC)

Fun fact: the Mayhem guy (Dean Winters) actually did die once, for about ten minutes, from a nasty infection. The doctors managed to revive him, and he lost a few fingers and toes.

I think he wins just because even death couldn't stop him.

However, Serrano from Major League is also now an insurance spokesman, and could probably give him a decent fight, especially with a little help from Jobu.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 14, 2020 08:25 PM (H3MF8)

184 Thanks

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 08:25 PM (h7ejD)

185 Should I just relax on the couch or go outside for a cigar and glass of Bushmills?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 08:20 PM (2JVJo

I would think the cigar and Bushmills leads to relaxing.

Embrace the power of and!

Posted by: tbodie at August 14, 2020 08:25 PM (hrMmk)

186 I just want to congratulate Insomniac for getting his line of fine wines into stores! Hope you make a million Insom! Here they are...

https://tinyurl.com/y64mnpgg

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 08:26 PM (L2ZTs)

187 >>Does Minnesota really have 10k lakes? Has anyone ever counted?
Posted by: Asshoes

10,000 and 1 now
*pulls up zipper*

Posted by: Jessie Ventura at August 14, 2020 08:26 PM (0FTCx)

188 117 Almost finished Prager's Rational Bible Exodus, think I have a new outlook on that and it's not good.

Posted by: Skip at August 14, 2020 08:26 PM (OjZpE)

189
Peanut has been improving slowly but steadily. I wish his appetite was better but he's breathing from his chest instead of his belly, he sleeps on his side and he even breaks into a lope when outside.

Poor guy is so placid and gentle. It's been hard to see him sick.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 08:27 PM (mht8P)

190 Love the videos, especially the doggies and the kitty

Posted by: Tuna at August 14, 2020 08:27 PM (gLRfa)

191 I just want to congratulate Insomniac for getting his line of fine wines into stores! Hope you make a million Insom! Here they are...

https://tinyurl.com/y64mnpgg
Posted by: qdpsteve

Where can I get?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 14, 2020 08:28 PM (SfYbS)

192 "the safety of those attending this ceremony. They say masks will be provided on-site and will be mandatory for all in attendance, social distancing will be enforced and hand sanitizer will be available."

FFS. Lavrentiy Beria on a pogo stick.

"safety" masks, hand sanitizer

I've noticed the least thoughtful or informed people I know or have encountered for a while now using this "safety" "safely" "stay safe" idiocy.

As I said earlier, it's a miracle, probably owing only to the economic pain, that the US hasn't immolated itself with some catastrophic nonsense like the Green New Deal. The populace/"elites"/most institutions are just dumbed down beyond recognition, and unable to think for themselves.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 08:28 PM (OTzUX)

193 My interpretation is that those people view the Name as being so sacred they are unworthy to say or write it in full.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Chi-Town Jerry, It is a sign of ULTIMATE RESPECT. Check the Bible.
............

Where in the bible do I check?
I was brought up Catholic.. which is the original and only Christian sect for 1400 years or so, and I never heard of this "rule".


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 14, 2020 08:28 PM (CjFDo)

194 J.J. and the Dildo would know better than I

JJ. and The Dildo sounds like a tv show.

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 08:29 PM (arJlL)

195 Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 08:25 PM (h7ejD)

You're welcome; I don't think I answered your question about TM. Sorry I do think sometimes certain folks get overwrought p about things that are not that bad. I can't see that if you're a committed Christian why doing a centering mantra would be a bad thing. God know where one's heart is in doing TM and that you're not praying to another God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 08:29 PM (WkPC9)

196 > Mr. Mick's Men's Barber and Beauty Shop of Long Beach.

Obligatory bad and unPC poem:

https://www.poetrynook.com/ poem/two-mericana-men

(remove space)

Of course, in real life, an Italian peanut vendor who called an Irish cop "Mr. Mick" would have earned himself multiple citations for zoning and health code violations, along with a complimentary hickory shampoo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 08:30 PM (5mKrx)

197

Don't matter what you call me, y'all fucked...

Posted by: G-D at August 14, 2020 08:30 PM (d6DSt)

198 >>The Michigan High School Athletic Association announced this afternoon there will be No HS football allowed in the entire state of Michigan this fall . Announcement on other sports to come soon. Flattening the curve was all BS apparently.
Posted by: Jen the original


Whole lot of HS seniors just got fucked out of scholarships.
Posted by: rickb223

So what. The world needs ditch diggers too.

Posted by: Gov "Scrunt" Whitmer at August 14, 2020 08:30 PM (0FTCx)

199 Rodrigo, true.
I think the place was named by the owner (in reference to himself) back in the very un-PC 60s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)

200 Once written , cannot be destroyed.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 08:31 PM (zr5Kq)

201 Posted by: G-D at August 14, 2020 08:30 PM (d6DSt)

No; I'm not.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 08:31 PM (WkPC9)

202 'I'm going to go back to my regularly scheduled program of feeling shitty about myself and life,'

Insom has been like this for a long time, hasn't he? This is not good.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 08:31 PM (qpX6U)

203 JJ. and The Dildo sounds like a tv show.
Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 08:29 PM (arJlL)

Heh.

Adult Swim.

Posted by: tbodie at August 14, 2020 08:32 PM (hrMmk)

204 'I'm going to go back to my regularly scheduled program of feeling shitty about myself and life,'

Insom has been like this for a long time, hasn't he? This is not good.
Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 08:31 PM (qpX6U)


He'll figure it out.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)

205 JJ. and The Dildo sounds like a tv show.

1979-81 on NBC.

Jill. St. John as JJ, various guest stars as The Dildo. Comedy Buddy Cop premise with Richard Pryor as the Comedy Relief Pimp Horny Bear.

Posted by: TV guide at August 14, 2020 08:32 PM (d6DSt)

206 > I was brought up Catholic.. which is the original and only Christian sect for 1400 years or so

Not true. The Orthodox Church and the various Oriental churches are just as ancient as the Roman Church, and were never subject to its authority.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 08:33 PM (5mKrx)

207 J.J. and the Dildo would know better than I

JJ. and The Dildo sounds like a tv show.
Posted by: JT


JJ & The Dildo
Chico & The Man
Simon & Simon

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 08:33 PM (yCZVl)

208 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 14, 2020 08:28 PM (CjFDo)

A partial answer:

shorturl.at/kFISV


Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 08:33 PM (eTZoJ)

209 JJ & The Dildo
Chico & The Man
Simon & Simon

GANG BANG!

Posted by: TV guide at August 14, 2020 08:34 PM (d6DSt)

210 You ask for a miracle, I give you Donald Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y5oe4aad

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

211 I found this:

Pastoral Statement on Transcendental Meditation
Authored By: Cardinal Jaime Sin

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y55poaya

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 08:34 PM (h7ejD)

212 haha Tucker!

"Institutional racism is real...at Yale. Against whites and Asian kids!!!"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 08:34 PM (luzVb)

213 Joe/Kamala: Dildo & the Succubus

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 08:34 PM (L2ZTs)

214 The Michigan High School Athletic Association announced this afternoon there will be No HS football allowed in the entire state of Michigan this fall . Announcement on other sports to come soon. Flattening the curve was all BS apparently.
Posted by: Jen the original


Whole lot of HS seniors just got fucked out of scholarships.
Posted by: rickb223

So what. The world needs ditch diggers too.
Posted by: Gov "Scrunt" Whitmer at August 14, 2020 08:30 PM (0FTCx)

I wonder if the plan is to cut off the player supply line and kill college /NFL football completely.

Posted by: tbodie at August 14, 2020 08:34 PM (hrMmk)

215 So what. The world needs ditch diggers too.
Posted by: Gov "Scrunt" Whitmer at August 14, 2020 08:30 PM (0FTCx)

I read that as Judge Smails.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 08:35 PM (fIHXk)

216
>>>>>JJ. and The Dildo sounds like a tv show.



About truck driver JJ McKay and his traveling companion.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2020 08:35 PM (xPl2J)

217 JJ & The Dildo
Chico & The Man
Simon & Simon
Posted by: rickb223

McMillan & Wife

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 14, 2020 08:35 PM (SfYbS)

218 He'll figure it out.
Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)


Insom is a work in progress, but he's working on it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 08:36 PM (eTZoJ)

219 GANG BANG!
Posted by: TV guide




Love American Style
The Love Boat
Fantasy Island

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 08:36 PM (yCZVl)

220 I always spell out GOD, and I use capital letters be cause He is worthy and out of my utmost respect for Him. Just like I have always spelled ubama's name in lower case letters because that's what he deserves.

Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2020 08:36 PM (XhWtx)

221
JJ & The Dildo
Chico & The Man
Simon & Simon
Posted by: rickb223
--------

Starsky & Hutch

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2020 08:36 PM (L47aO)

222 Insom is a work in progress, but he's working on it!

He's not nearly so obnoxious as he used to be. Winning!

Posted by: Euell Gibbat at August 14, 2020 08:36 PM (d6DSt)

223 OK, folks, going to have a smoke and figure out how I can transfer this picture from the computer to my phone:

https://tinyurl.com/y2dw7fnk

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 08:36 PM (2JVJo)

224 Hadrian,

Good news about Peanut! Hope he keeps improving.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 08:37 PM (JKNZq)

225 Riptide.

Posted by: PDT at August 14, 2020 08:37 PM (luzVb)

226 Freebie and the Bean

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2020 08:37 PM (xPl2J)

227 >>211 You ask for a miracle
Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 08:34 PM (ZLI7S)

Need a miracle every day.

Posted by: Zod at August 14, 2020 08:37 PM (xK9An)

228 *Jill. St. John *

You had me at Jill St. John.

Posted by: tbodie at August 14, 2020 08:37 PM (hrMmk)

229 Gotta luv running Capitalist Black Labrador Retriever dog.


"Find me a Labrador and I'll retrieve him!"

/Bugs Bunny cartoon

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 08:37 PM (HaL55)

230 Is there a better frontman than Mick Jagger?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 08:37 PM (uhGSf)

231 Thunderbolt and Lori Lightfoot

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 08:37 PM (L2ZTs)

232

BJ and The Bear Herpes

Posted by: Leo at August 14, 2020 08:38 PM (d6DSt)

233 I recommend an image search of Jill St. John.

Posted by: eleven at August 14, 2020 08:38 PM (XTyi0)

234 @207...a Jesuit might say the eastern and orthodox churches were always, and indeed still are, subject to Rome's authority. Imperfect adherence to that authority is a large, but not insuperable, problem.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 14, 2020 08:39 PM (ja/kn)

235 >>Need a miracle every day.

How many tickets you need?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 14, 2020 08:39 PM (ZLI7S)

236 JJ. and The Dildo sounds like a tv show.
Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 08:29 PM (arJlL)
---

A by-the-book cop and his loose cannon partner solve crime in the big, bad city!

*screeching tires and wakka-chikka music*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 08:39 PM (Dc2NZ)

237 Rocky & Bullwinkle

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2020 08:39 PM (L47aO)

238 The imagery of the event always makes me laugh.

Posted by: Sharkman

Mebbe you and Ladyl can get up a game.....

Posted by: JT




Badminton with a bat standing in as the shuttlecock?

I'm in!

Posted by: Sharkman at August 14, 2020 08:39 PM (BM2fS)

239 Cagney & Lacey

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 14, 2020 08:40 PM (SfYbS)

240 JJ. and The Dildo sounds like a tv show.
Posted by: JT


JJ & The Dildo
Chico & The Man
Simon & Simon
Posted by: rickb223

BJ and the Bear, starring Kamala Harris as BJ.

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 08:40 PM (arJlL)

241 Tucker is hammering higher educational admission racism.

I have screamed this for years. Warms my heart.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 08:40 PM (luzVb)

242

Dripy and Stink Finger

Posted by: Leo at August 14, 2020 08:41 PM (d6DSt)

243 Don't matter what you call me, y'all fucked...
Posted by: G-D at August 14, 2020 08:30 PM (d6DSt)

G-d, I think you need to practice your typing skills. As if I'm one to talk, right? . However, was that "We all effed" because that's true. Unless we're perpetual virgins-yes, we've all f'd. Or was it "We're effed up" because in one way or another we either have been or are- if we believe in God-we're all sinners and God can forgive us. Or was it "The country is f'ed"? because the country is not the same as us, and I try not to confuse God with life.

Have a nice day.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 08:41 PM (WkPC9)

244 'Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, very very frightening....'

Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2020 08:41 PM (XhWtx)

245 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 14, 2020 08:36 PM (2JVJo)

Nice pic.

Posted by: tbodie at August 14, 2020 08:41 PM (hrMmk)

246 Don't know if this has been mentioned.

Millie Weaver has been arrested.

She posted this video:

https://tinyurl.com/y5xwcm9w

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 14, 2020 08:41 PM (QhnZx)

247 Statuesque and raven dressed, a goddess of the night

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 08:41 PM (uhGSf)

248 >>*screeching tires and wakka-chikka music*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 08:39 PM (Dc2NZ)

Sabotage.

Posted by: Zod at August 14, 2020 08:41 PM (xK9An)

249 Is there a better frontman than Mick Jagger?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 08:37 PM (uhGSf)

Several

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 08:41 PM (fIHXk)

250 No mention of Manimal in all of this???

Posted by: Mookie at August 14, 2020 08:42 PM (3vIkC)

251
Amos & Andy

Oops, sorry. My freshly adopted Anti-Racist mindset forbids mentioning anything that might offend anyone for any reason.

Posted by: Boris at August 14, 2020 08:42 PM (EDyPg)

252 I've been hearing all day about her getting arrested. What nobody seems to know is why.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2020 08:43 PM (xPl2J)

253 @231...Who the fuck is MickJagger?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 14, 2020 08:43 PM (ja/kn)

254
JJ. and The Dildo sounds like a tv show.

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 08:29 PM (arJlL)

---



A by-the-book cop and his loose cannon partner solve crime in the big, bad city!



*screeching tires and wakka-chikka music*


Which one gets to wear the mink coat?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 08:43 PM (HaL55)

255 Without, with the exception of Norway and Denmark, explicitly mea-culping and regretting they got it wrong.

Sounds positive. Wish Trump would formulate a "Normalcy Initiative".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 08:43 PM (luzVb)

256 I don't think I answered your question about TM. Sorry I do think sometimes certain folks get overwrought p about things that are not that bad. I can't see that if you're a committed Christian why doing a centering mantra would be a bad thing. God know where one's heart is in doing TM and that you're not praying to another God.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 08:29 PM (WkPC9)


In the past it has been very relaxing but then I those things about the mantra. I think you are correct God knows what I am doing and that it is with no intent of prayer.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 08:43 PM (h7ejD)

257 Different Strokes, starring Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren as patients in a post-cerebrovascular accident rehab center.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 08:44 PM (5mKrx)

258 *screeching tires and wakka-chikka music*

Which one gets to wear the mink coat?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 08:43 PM (HaL55)
---

Fenelon is Huggy Bear.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 08:45 PM (Dc2NZ)

259 not sure why but I'm really starting to wonder if I am getting the best sleep of my life.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 08:45 PM (luzVb)

260 Dripy and Stink Finger
Posted by: Leo



Vice Squad.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 08:46 PM (yCZVl)

261 Lovely pictures of nature-Earth Porn-not to be confused with porn from earth or "porn hub"-the latter of which I cannot (and don't want to) provide pictures from.

https://www.reddit.com/r/EarthPorn/

Good night!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 14, 2020 08:46 PM (WkPC9)

262 President Bill & The Intern

(oops, wait, that sitcom already ran from 1998 to 2000)

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 08:46 PM (L2ZTs)

263 Out of Control from Bridges to Babylon is kind of excellent.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 08:46 PM (uhGSf)

264 Different Strokes, starring Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, and Elizabeth Warren as patients in a post-cerebrovascular accident rehab center.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgi

Not the Different Strokes I was thinking of.
*squirts in ficus*

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at August 14, 2020 08:46 PM (SfYbS)

265 Different Strokes, starting Kamala Harris, Monica Lewinsky, and Katie Hill (TV-1.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 08:46 PM (5mKrx)

266 >>261 not sure why but I'm really starting to wonder if I am getting the best sleep of my life.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 08:45 PM (luzVb)

Marpac Dohm.

Night-altering.

Posted by: Zod at August 14, 2020 08:47 PM (xK9An)

267 I've been hearing all day about her getting arrested. What nobody seems to know is why.

Or who. What's this all about?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 14, 2020 08:47 PM (HaL55)

268 Amos & Andy

Oops, sorry. My freshly adopted Anti-Racist mindset forbids mentioning anything that might offend anyone for any reason.
Posted by: Boris



Amos & Andy.

Mine doesn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 08:47 PM (yCZVl)

269

Bat Boy and Rabies: Season 1, Episode 1, The Guano Files

A Quinn Martin Production

Posted by: Euell Gibbat at August 14, 2020 08:48 PM (d6DSt)

270 Marpac Dohm.


Night-altering.

Posted by: Zod


Is that from Giza?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 08:49 PM (luzVb)

271 It really bothers me that Insomniac said he might as well eat a bullet.

Either last thread or this one.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2020 08:49 PM (D7FqI)

272 >You ask for a miracle, I give you Donald Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y5oe4aad
Posted by: JackStraw


that's impressive

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 08:49 PM (iTXRQ)

273 Has Trump explicitly accused Biden and Obama of treason before? Because he just did on a Maria Bartiromo interview. I haven't seen this before, no clue if it's some kind of replay. It's definitely prerecorded, I'm just not sure if it's been broadcast before.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 14, 2020 08:49 PM (Wm5SB)

274 The Love Plane, starting Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, and Bill Clinton, plus a rotating cast of up and coming young actresses.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at August 14, 2020 08:49 PM (5mKrx)

275 Vice Squad.
Posted by: rickb223

remember the Vice Academy movies? So stupid, but funny.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 14, 2020 08:50 PM (SfYbS)

276 B-Boy, Mask Rebel @ 269- I can't think of a time when somebody actually said 'Oh yeah, I know exactly what this arrest is all about. Yes sir.' when being take in.

Posted by: Eromero at August 14, 2020 08:50 PM (XhWtx)

277 273 It really bothers me that Insomniac said he might as well eat a bullet.

He's said it for years.

Up to 18-24 months or so he was a REAL Eeyore...

Posted by: Euell Gibbat at August 14, 2020 08:50 PM (d6DSt)

278 This is disturbing. Sidney Powell and Tom Fitton smell a rat:

@TomFitton
44m
Curious. Today, Durham filed a criminal information document on Clinesmith's alleged #Obamagate offense. Where is the plea deal? Why wasn't it filed? When will it happen? Is there an agreement on the sentence? Clinesmith's lawyer suggests it was all just a honest mistake.

@TomFitton
36m
Now I see @SidneyPowell1 also smells a rat.


@SidneyPowell1
Huge problem. His lawyer also says he denied it was knowing and intentional. Judge cannot accept that plea. Someone is not shooting straight. Highly suspicious
#NotBuyingIt
Indict him now on it all.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 14, 2020 08:51 PM (sGotD)

279 272 Marpac Dohm.


Night-altering.

Posted by: Zod

Is that from Giza?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 08:49 PM (luzVb)

No, it's that city from the Discworld novels.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 14, 2020 08:51 PM (H3MF8)

280 I know he has. I've been reading this blog for years.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2020 08:51 PM (D7FqI)

281 The White Shadow, starring Kamala Harris. A lonely 28-year-old professional female finds solace in being the, um, companion of a 65-year-old black mayor...

Posted by: Mookie at August 14, 2020 08:52 PM (3vIkC)

282 And there's a religious component to why I don't spell it, but it's also practical. I'm no Christian, but (for the same reason) I don't invoke the name of Jesus Christ unless it's to directly refer to Jesus in a literal sense, so I'm not shitting on Christians. Basic respect.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 08:53 PM (/nZod)

283 Aspirin, go on

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 08:53 PM (uhGSf)

284 I wonder if the plan is to cut off the player supply line and kill college /NFL football completely.
Posted by: tbodie at August 14, 2020 08:34 PM (hrMmk)

That's a bonus side effect, but I think this is more about cost. Generally, football teams have any more players and take more support for travel , etc. than say the swim team or volleyball team. So using Covid as an excuse to shut down the sport while allowing those other sports to continue is quite suspicious. They are saying that football is more face to face and higher risk of transmission.

Well, what about wrestling.....

Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 08:53 PM (Zggqm)

285 Pinky and the brain.

Posted by: USNtakim at August 14, 2020 08:54 PM (0OmEj)

286 Has anyone heard anything about cfomom?
I haven't seen her on here although to be fair I have been running in and out missing things.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at August 14, 2020 08:54 PM (w6A0l)

287 >>Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 08:53 PM (/nZod)

/nZod.

Acceptable.

Posted by: Zod at August 14, 2020 08:54 PM (xK9An)

288 Dipshit DeWine is basically pulling the same shit in Ohio. Not announcing what the guidelines will be until Tuesday, on Soccer Football and Field Hockey. Watch him declare that there is no way to ensure safety in these sports so screw all you that enjoy playing these and the parents and communities that want to go out and support them.

Posted by: buzzion at August 14, 2020 08:54 PM (vMCab)

289 Has anyone heard anything about cfomom?
I haven't seen her on here although to be fair I have been running in and out missing things.
Posted by: Cheriebebe

Nope !

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 08:55 PM (arJlL)

290 Insom is a work in progress, but he's working on it!

He's not nearly so obnoxious as he used to be. Winning!

Posted by: Euell Gibbat at August 14, 2020 08:36 PM (d6DSt)



You sound nice...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 14, 2020 08:55 PM (ZSK0i)

291 I went to work today for the first time since March 13th. The long summer of boredom is over.

It's so bright outside!

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 08:55 PM (iTXRQ)

292 I have not seen cfomom since she posted from the hospital days ago.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2020 08:55 PM (D7FqI)

293 Has Trump explicitly accused Biden and Obama of treason before? Because he just did on a Maria Bartiromo interview. I haven't seen this before, no clue if it's some kind of replay. It's definitely prerecorded, I'm just not sure if it's been broadcast before.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 14, 2020 08:49 PM (Wm5SB)

That interview was live yesterday morning on Maria's show.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 08:56 PM (Zggqm)

294 You sound nice...

====


new nic and all...

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)

295 So, Dr. Fraudci said in an interview that we can't ever have herd immunity, too many people would die, and that's unacceptable. And we can't use HCQ or Ivermectin. So, the only solution is a Bill Gates mRNA vaccine that will chip us all and make Dr. F a millionaire.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 14, 2020 08:56 PM (ZCiJZ)

296 Well, what about wrestling.....
Posted by: Jen the original

WWE Raw and AEW Dynamite have been in empty stadiums which looks stupid and gay.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 14, 2020 08:57 PM (SfYbS)

297 I have not seen cfomom since she posted from the hospital days ago.


That's quite concerning. I'm thinking it's not carbon monoxide poisoning like we initially thought, but what then?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 14, 2020 08:57 PM (ZSK0i)

298 The White Shadow


That's a show that needs to be in re-runs. I'm reaching my House limit and I haven't seen The White Shadow in years.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 08:57 PM (q2K0j)

299 new nic and all...

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 08:56 PM (zr5Kq)



Indeed...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 14, 2020 08:57 PM (ZSK0i)

300 297 So, Dr. Fraudci said in an interview that we can't ever have herd immunity, too many people would die, and that's unacceptable. And we can't use HCQ or Ivermectin. So, the only solution is a Bill Gates mRNA vaccine that will chip us all and make Dr. F a millionaire.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 14, 2020 08:56 PM (ZCiJZ)


Nothing like a beneficent despot!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 08:57 PM (eTZoJ)

301 284 And there's a religious component to why I don't spell it, but it's also practical. I'm no Christian, but (for the same reason) I don't invoke the name of Jesus Christ unless it's to directly refer to Jesus in a literal sense, so I'm not shitting on Christians. Basic respect.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 08:53 PM (/nZod)

For a similar reason, I won't put pork in a bagel sandwich. It just sort of feels a little disrespectful to me. I don't mind other people having a nice ham-and-egg bagel sandwich for breakfast, but I don't feel right about it myself.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 14, 2020 08:57 PM (H3MF8)

302
@TomFitton

36m

Now I see @SidneyPowell1 also smells a rat.





@SidneyPowell1

Huge problem. His lawyer also says he denied it was knowing and
intentional. Judge cannot accept that plea. Someone is not shooting
straight. Highly suspicious

#NotBuyingIt


3 months in Club Fed , full Federal retirement : pension , insurance, TSP, 10 million dollar book deal for Trump tell-all, lifetime platinum membership in the #Resistance speaking and party circuit.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 08:57 PM (luzVb)

303 Db, do you work for the government?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 08:58 PM (uhGSf)

304 Dr. Immanuel threatens the Texas Medical Board.
_ says something about fauci to

https://twitter.com/i/status/1289484953332273152

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 08:59 PM (h7ejD)

305 > Db, do you work for the government?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


ah, not opening myself up to abuse

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 08:59 PM (iTXRQ)

306 Hmm. Just saw a pic of Clinesmith. Looks like he sips penii

Posted by: Infidel at August 14, 2020 08:59 PM (R4aZ2)

307 3 months in Club Fed , full Federal retirement : pension , insurance, TSP, 10 million dollar book deal for Trump tell-all, lifetime platinum membership in the #Resistance speaking and party circuit.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 08:57 PM (luzVb)


To be fair, we did admit that "Mistakes were made!" so it's really all good now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 08:59 PM (eTZoJ)

308 Generally, football teams have any more players and take more support for travel , etc. than say the swim team or volleyball team.


Unless you're a football school. (Disclosure: Nitwit Lion proud). Then football pays for girls' volleyball, underwater rhythmic gymnastics, and every other sport.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 08:59 PM (q2K0j)

309 >>For a similar reason, I won't put pork in a bagel sandwich.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 14, 2020 08:57 PM (H3MF

When you could use cream cheese, smoked salmon, capers, shaved onion, why would you, right?

Posted by: Zod at August 14, 2020 09:00 PM (xK9An)

310 So, Dr. Fraudci said in an interview that we can't ever have herd immunity, too many people would die, and that's unacceptable. And we can't use HCQ or Ivermectin. So, the only solution is a Bill Gates mRNA vaccine that will chip us all and make Dr. F a millionaire.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 14, 2020 08:56 PM (ZCiJZ)

He apparently also said that temperature checks are unreliable and that the WH task force has recommended they be discontinued.

They change their mind on this stuff faster that a 12 year old girl.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 09:00 PM (Zggqm)

311 '261 not sure why but I'm really starting to wonder if I am getting the best sleep of my life.'

Quetiapine 25mg at bedtime. Highly recommended.

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 09:00 PM (qpX6U)

312
So, Dr. Fraudci said in an interview that we can't ever have herd
immunity, too many people would die, and that's unacceptable. And we
can't use HCQ or Ivermectin. So, the only solution is a Bill Gates mRNA
vaccine that will chip us all and make Dr. F a millionaire.


Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 14, 2020 08:56 PM (ZCiJZ)

He needs to be fired into the fucking sun, and fast. There are doctors are all over the country using HCQ with 100% success, including one of thats a friend of mine that told me point blank that people are dying for no reason. He's been treating people with HCQ since this shit started and hasn't lost a single person. People need to be put up against a wall for this shit, they're killing people.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 09:01 PM (9Om/r)

313 310 Generally, football teams have any more players and take more support for travel , etc. than say the swim team or volleyball team.


Unless you're a football school. (Disclosure: Nitwit Lion proud). Then football pays for girls' volleyball, underwater rhythmic gymnastics, and every other sport.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 08:59 PM (q2K0j)



We're talking high school level I believe.

Posted by: buzzion at August 14, 2020 09:01 PM (vMCab)

314 He apparently also said that temperature checks are unreliable and that the WH task force has recommended they be discontinued.



They change their mind on this stuff faster that a 12 year old girl.


Are you saying that Dr. Fraudci is related to James Comey?


/it might explain a lot

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 14, 2020 09:01 PM (ZCiJZ)

315 Dr. Immanuel threatens the Texas Medical Board.
_ says something about fauci to

https://twitter.com/i/status/1289484953332273152
Posted by: Braenyard

That gal is crushing. Godspeed.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 14, 2020 09:01 PM (SfYbS)

316 Freaking Trey Gowdy hosting freaking Hannity.


I can't get my mind around the expectation of awful versus the reality of a completely different awful .

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 09:01 PM (luzVb)

317 247 Don't know if this has been mentioned.

Millie Weaver has been arrested.

She posted this video:

https://tinyurl.com/y5xwcm9w
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 14, 2020 08:41 PM (QhnZx


That seems really weird. I've never heard of her, but she seems to be a decent person.

Posted by: Emmie at August 14, 2020 09:01 PM (4JM5Y)

318 Long time not working, that is all.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 09:01 PM (uhGSf)

319 Millie Weaver has been arrested.


===

uh..who is this?

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 09:02 PM (LgMzo)

320 Dr. Immanuel is a fighter. Unusual for physicians. In my experience they tend to want to focus on their works and not get involved. Too much hassle.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 09:02 PM (zr5Kq)

321 I was not happy with Barr saying Clinesmith is going to plead guilty. Why not wait to announce when his sentence is made known.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2020 09:02 PM (D7FqI)

322
He apparently also said that temperature checks are unreliable and that the WH task force has recommended they be discontinued.

They change their mind on this stuff faster that a 12 year old girl.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 09:00 PM (Zggqm)



Remember when any sort of face covering was better than none? Now the gaiters people have been using have been declared worse than no mask at all.

Posted by: buzzion at August 14, 2020 09:03 PM (vMCab)

323 Does Gowdy's hair still look like he goes to a blind barber?

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2020 09:03 PM (xPl2J)

324 311 >>For a similar reason, I won't put pork in a bagel sandwich.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 14, 2020 08:57 PM (H3MF

When you could use cream cheese, smoked salmon, capers, shaved onion, why would you, right?
Posted by: Zod at August 14, 2020 09:00 PM (xK9An)

I'd rather have ham and egg and cheese; just not in a bagel.

I was happy when I went to an Einstein's Bagels and saw that their sausage was made from turkey. I really liked those sandwiches!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 14, 2020 09:03 PM (H3MF8)

325 Trey Gowdy substituting for Hannity. Who told him his haircut looks good?

Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 14, 2020 09:03 PM (9IdCK)

326 'They change their mind on this stuff faster that a 12 year old girl.'

The quality of data on this crap is dismal. I have lost confidence in medical science. How did we ever eradicate smallpox, when we can't even handle puny SARS?

Posted by: gp, Chargay d'Affaires du Chat at August 14, 2020 09:03 PM (qpX6U)

327 Love the Stones and Jagger is one of a kind, but maybe gets to much credit for just being around forever? Dodges lightning nervously. I saw the Stones in the 70s and 80s and the truly best live front man I have ever seen was Ronnie Van Zandt. And for total band electricity, the Topp is tops.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 09:03 PM (nFRLh)

328 >So, Dr. Fraudci said in an interview that we can't ever have herd immunity, too many people would die, and that's unacceptable.


I'm no doctor but we should have let the virus move thru the population and been done with it, instead of allowing the deliberate destruction our governments inflicted on us 'for safety'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 09:04 PM (iTXRQ)

329 People need to be put up against a wall for this shit, they're killing people.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

But they're dying to further the #Resistance. Eggs must be broken.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 14, 2020 09:04 PM (SfYbS)

330 My own musical interlude: Walk, in silence. Don't walk away, in silence. See the danger. Always danger. Endless talking, life rebuilding. Don't walk away.

Posted by: Mookie at August 14, 2020 09:04 PM (3vIkC)

331 When you could use cream cheese, smoked salmon, capers, shaved onion, why would you, right?


This is the True Way. Bless you for not adding tomato.

Bagels are culturally Jewish, but specifically New York City Jewish. They're not in the Talmud. It's a regional improvisation on the Bialy, from Bialistok, which is somewhere over there where the country name changes after every war.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 09:04 PM (q2K0j)

332
That interview was live yesterday morning on Maria's show.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 08:56 PM (Zggqm)

Thanks!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 14, 2020 09:04 PM (Wm5SB)

333 Does Gowdy's hair still look like he goes to a blind barber?


Posted by: Mark1971 at August 14, 2020 09:03 PM (xPl2J)

I think he combs his hair with a sledge hammer.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 09:05 PM (9Om/r)

334 >"So, Dr. Fraudci said in an interview that we can't
ever have immunity, too many people would die, and that's
unacceptable. And we can't use HCQ or Ivermectin. So, the only solution
is a Bill Gates' mRNA vaccine that will chip us all and make Dr. F a
millionaire."--Posted by: shibumi


Which is the entire point of Fauci's lying song-and-dance routine.

He knows that there won't be a successful vaccine. Already Gates has been talking about people having to get multiple injections of his "vaccine" every few months as the virus continues to mutate.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at August 14, 2020 09:05 PM (QhnZx)

335 They want the government destructed.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2020 09:05 PM (D7FqI)

336 >>Who told him his haircut looks good?
Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 14, 2020 09:03 PM (9IdCK)

Wahl clippers with a #1 guard can be your friend, but you have to do *your entire head.*

Posted by: Zod at August 14, 2020 09:06 PM (xK9An)

337 Screw that, ham and egg and cheese on a bagel is delicious.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 14, 2020 09:06 PM (SgjGX)

338
He apparently also said that temperature checks are unreliable and that the WH task force has recommended they be discontinued.

They change their mind on this stuff faster that a 12 year old girl.

----------

I stopped listening to the "experts" when they said Systemic Racism (TM) justified suspending social distancing.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 14, 2020 09:06 PM (mht8P)

339 We're talking high school level I believe.


Well, that would make what I said meaningless and irrelevant.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 09:06 PM (q2K0j)

340 People high school age are significantly more "at risk" for death from *flu* than from C19.

Will all school sports now be cancelled between November and April every year?

THIS is how ridiculous this is.

That this can continue even for a few days is an indictment of the country and its populace and institutions that's pretty much definitive.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 09:07 PM (OTzUX)

341 Remember when any sort of face covering was better than none? Now the gaiters people have been using have been declared worse than no mask at all.
Posted by: buzzion at August 14, 2020 09:03 PM (vMCab0

Michigan's state Health Hussy today stated in her daily rant about we must all wear masks all the time, that masks reduce transmission by 70%. I have zero idea how they know that.

They just throw out figures like that and few people question it.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 09:07 PM (Zggqm)

342 @329...Ronnie Van Zandt? Best frontman ever? True enough. Nothing says show biz like a beer gut, snarled lyrics and a surly stage presence,

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 14, 2020 09:07 PM (ja/kn)

343 Dr. Immanuel . .. I would not mess with her.


Emmie- Did you and guitar man make it to Mt. Rushmore?

Posted by: Infidel at August 14, 2020 09:07 PM (R4aZ2)

344 is there a 'correct' way to eat a bagel?

toasted
not toasted
warmed in the oven
what

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 14, 2020 09:07 PM (iTXRQ)

345 If this was as bad as they say, they would be fighting the virus with everything that showed promise. Everything. Instead, we have this nonsense where we ignore what works in other countries and pretend the only acceptable treatment is what they come up with that day, preferably something really expensive. Meanwhile, people being driving mad by the isolation.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 09:07 PM (JKNZq)

346 Is it JJ's Birthday again?


and Pay Day.

We eat tonight children!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 14, 2020 09:08 PM (yQpMk)

347 Millie Weaver has been arrested.


===

uh..who is this?
Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity

She WAS investigating the Deep State.

So, don't be surprised when she doesn't kill herself.

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 09:08 PM (arJlL)

348 All the hot spots tonight. A bio luminescent but invisible tag injected along with the vaccine.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/billies-lucifer-vaccine

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 09:08 PM (h7ejD)

349 That this can continue even for a few days is an indictment of the country and its populace and institutions that's pretty much definitive.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 09:07 PM (OTzUX)


Pretty clear indication that the progs dumbing down of the educational system and turning it into an indoctrination camp have been wildly successful!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 09:08 PM (eTZoJ)

350 Moar bats, please !!!1!!11!!!!1

Posted by: I'm Batman at August 14, 2020 09:09 PM (bjCNA)

351
ah, not opening myself up to abuse
Posted by: DB
--------
[points]
Look! A bird!

Posted by: Otter at August 14, 2020 09:09 PM (l0Lgi)

352 Occam you sound like a jilted roadie - never saw that in any of the shows I saw. To each his own I guess.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at August 14, 2020 09:09 PM (nFRLh)

353 >>We eat tonight children!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 14, 2020 09:08 PM (yQpMk)

Brined, you may find that 'tomorrow children' are more moist.

Posted by: Zod at August 14, 2020 09:10 PM (xK9An)

354 omergawd

king of Bahrain shows off his roboguard

https://twitter.com/RoshanCricket/status/
1294198786609348608

Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 09:11 PM (LgMzo)

355 Bander:

Oh, the other day when the spider murdered the snake I told the Horde I'd make sure alexthechick saw it. Well, I didn't, because I was drunk. But you know who did? The entire internet and all of twitter! Everybody made sure she saw it.

That's become my illustration of why we're not going to fix any problems by having the Chinese sell TikTok to Microsoft.

Which I followed up on with "And then we can use Cane Toads to eat the spiders. Nothing can go wrong with this plan."

Anyways...

Where was I?

Derp!

Oh, now I remember:

Someone please remind Ace to check out Animal In Crisis on Youtube. It's got lots of neat semi-feral cat rescue videos from Japan.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at August 14, 2020 09:11 PM (dwojT)

356 Trump signs executive order demanding that ByteDance sell US TikTok operations within 90 days

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 14, 2020 09:12 PM (1Dmt5)

357 Michigan's state Health Hussy today stated in her daily rant about we must all wear masks all the time, that masks reduce transmission by 70%. I have zero idea how they know that.

They just throw out figures like that and few people question it.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 09:07 PM (Zggqm)



I'd love to see someone ask these jackasses if masks are so effective why do places that have such high mask compliance keep experiencing surges.

Posted by: buzzion at August 14, 2020 09:12 PM (vMCab)

358 The quality of data on this crap is dismal. I have lost confidence in medical science.


I've lost confidence in the medical establishment. The Infectious Disease and Control people have built a literal multi-billion dollar fiefdom, yet act like they have never seen a virus before. Guys, it's right there in your name; Infectious Disease.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 14, 2020 09:13 PM (yQpMk)

359 They want the government destructed.

Posted by: four seasons

-------
And social norms.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 14, 2020 09:13 PM (l0Lgi)

360 Dr Fauci today:

"New research has shown, eating liver and onions every night keeps away the Covid. Oh, and so does pizza with lots of anchovies. Tee hee!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 14, 2020 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)

361 Michigan's state Health Hussy today stated in her daily rant about we must all wear masks all the time, that masks reduce transmission by 70%. I have zero idea how they know that.

They just throw out figures like that and few people question it.
Posted by: Jen the original


Especially when, on the ear loop disposable mask box, it explicitly says "this will not protect you from Covid-19".

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 09:13 PM (yCZVl)

362 Trey starts a little slow but I think he's finding his groove. $10 says his hair changes by the next segment.

Posted by: dartist at August 14, 2020 09:13 PM (+ya+t)

363 The next door neighbors' 9-month-old pit bull knows how to open their door to the garage and get outside. Which I learned after I found him in my front yard this morning. He's a one-dog brute squad. Good thing he's friendly.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 14, 2020 09:13 PM (H5knJ)

364 If this was as bad as they say, they would be fighting the virus with everything that showed promise. Everything. Instead, we have this nonsense where we ignore what works in other countries and pretend the only acceptable treatment is what they come up with that day, preferably something really expensive. Meanwhile, people being driving mad by the isolation.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 09:07 PM (JKNZq)

Henry Ford Health System is arguing with the FDA's decision to not approve HCQ as a first line treatment or preventative after their trial showed it had positive results. Remember, Fauci was one of the first ones to dump on their trial, saying it lacked double blind , placebo designed structure.
Well yeah, you little weasel, we are in the middle of a pandemic and they were trying to get untested treatment to have some kind of research demonstrating safety and effectiveness.
Henry Ford is now in the middle of one of Fauci's preferred studies , but won't have results for several months yet. But there was NOTHING in their first study that should have prevented HCQ from being used .

Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 09:14 PM (Zggqm)

365 Is there any indication the virus is lowering average lifespans? Are life insurance companies adjusting their numbers?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 09:14 PM (TdFxL)

366 That's become my illustration of why we're not going to fix any problems by having the Chinese sell TikTok to Microsoft.


I know we're supposed to be afraid of TikTok because it's Chinese spyware. What is China going to gain by spying on 13 year old girls?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 09:14 PM (q2K0j)

367 Posted by: vmom 2020 Pinky Raised in Superciliousity at August 14, 2020 09:11

And yet, they all still wear towels on their head.

smfh.

Posted by: Infidel at August 14, 2020 09:15 PM (R4aZ2)

368 Yes Mike, social norms. When we are out people aren't interacting anymore. Some people are wearing face shields and masks.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2020 09:15 PM (D7FqI)

369 I'd love to see someone ask these jackasses if masks are so effective why do places that have such high mask compliance keep experiencing surges.
Posted by: buzzion at August 14, 2020 09:12 PM (vMCab)




Repost from previous thread:

On a related note, I have hit several search engines asking for the name of a source or manufacturer of a face mask that is certified (with documentation) by the FDA, NIH, and/or the CDC to provide protection against the specific COVID-19 virus.

For some strange reason, so far I have not been able to find one. Can anyone help a fellow Moron out?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 09:15 PM (eTZoJ)

370 Those otters are some smart critters. Be smart, or be prey.

Best thing to do with a bat in the house is to open a door. the bat will find the opening with its sonar and let itself out.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 14, 2020 09:16 PM (W+kMI)

371 Emmie- Did you and guitar man make it to Mt. Rushmore?
Posted by: Infidel at August 14, 2020 09:07 PM (R4aZ2)

Yes, we did, Infidel. We had a lovely time. The change of pace was very refreshing. Plus, once we got out of Colorado, we didn't have to pretend to protect people by wearing muzzles. The only places masks were required were indoor spaces at the monument. Of course, we were mostly outdoors there.

Posted by: Emmie at August 14, 2020 09:16 PM (4JM5Y)

372 The quality of data on this crap is dismal. I have lost confidence in medical science.

Tor ! Tor Eckman ! He's holistic !

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 09:17 PM (arJlL)

373 @354...Skynyrd had many strengths, but never thought Ronnie's on stage charisma was one of them.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 14, 2020 09:18 PM (ja/kn)

374 . What is China going to gain by spying on 13 year old girls?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 09:14 PM (q2K0j)


A lot of 13 year old girls have good middle class families with two worki g parents that the chinks can spy onthrough the daughter's compromised pc. Leverage. It's what tiktok was created for.

Posted by: BifBewalski at August 14, 2020 09:18 PM (VcFUs)

375 I know we're supposed to be afraid of TikTok because it's Chinese spyware. What is China going to gain by spying on 13 year old girls?




it is not just 13 yo girls.

Posted by: runner at August 14, 2020 09:18 PM (zr5Kq)

376 Is there any indication the virus is lowering average lifespans? Are life insurance companies adjusting their numbers?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker



We have definitive proof that it is lowering IQs.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 09:18 PM (yCZVl)

377 What is China going to gain by spying on 13 year old girls?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 09:14 PM (q2K0j)


Nothing. But they can track movements of people in different situations. Where and what they are doing. They can gain much info from this.

Such as how we reacted to this ridiculous virus.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 09:19 PM (fIHXk)

378 Posted by: Emmie at August 14, 2020

I'm glad. It is such a beautiful place. I would love to go again. I especially enjoyed seeing the dynamite going off at Crazy Horse.

Posted by: Infidel at August 14, 2020 09:19 PM (R4aZ2)

379 I've lost confidence in the medical establishment. The Infectious Disease and Control people have built a literal multi-billion dollar fiefdom, yet act like they have never seen a virus before. Guys, it's right there in your name; Infectious Disease.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 14, 2020 09:13 PM (yQpMk)


To be fair, they've only had decades to think about the problems of handling a potential unknown pandemic (all the while getting their automatic step increases and building their retirement payout).

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 09:20 PM (eTZoJ)

380 What is China going to gain by spying on 13 year old girls?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Boners

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 14, 2020 09:20 PM (SfYbS)

381 I don't know what the truth is about covid. Everyday experts are all over the map. It's almost like it's been planned to be so confusing.

Posted by: Case at August 14, 2020 09:20 PM (uQ2lA)

382 354...Skynyrd had many strengths, but never thought Ronnie's on stage charisma was one of them.


I cannot speak to their live shows but their musicianship was vastly underrated, at least in terms of the FM rock radio tunes I was exposed to in the day. Their cover of Haggard's "Honky Tonk Nighttime Man" is pure genius.

Posted by: Mookie at August 14, 2020 09:20 PM (3vIkC)

383 Not that long ago...

https://tinyurl.com/y5va8fya

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 09:21 PM (uhGSf)

384 On a related note, I have hit several search engines asking for the name of a source or manufacturer of a face mask that is certified (with documentation) by the FDA, NIH, and/or the CDC to provide protection against the specific COVID-19 virus.

For some strange reason, so far I have not been able to find one. Can anyone help a fellow Moron out?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar




Positive pressure suits.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 09:21 PM (yCZVl)

385 The entire COVID-19 "crisis" is politically manipulated moonshine. I predict that the epidemic will magically lose its potency and need for extraordinary-measures containment the week after Trump wins his second term. I'm more interested in the OTHER epidemic, the violent crime wave that to date this year has killed more people than COVID-19 ever will.

Posted by: exdem13 at August 14, 2020 09:21 PM (W+kMI)

386 But like I said, it's a pandemic. There is no reason for us to ignore what other countries are doing and pretend like their treatments are worthless.

Why is sub Sahara Africa having an easy time of this? Could it be the HCQ they get as a malaria preventative? Couldn't we see what health risks HCQ causes by looking at long term use for other illnesses? They want to operate in a vacuum.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 09:21 PM (JKNZq)

387 A lot of 13 year old girls have good middle class families with two worki g parents that the chinks can spy onthrough the daughter's compromised pc. Leverage. It's what tiktok was created for.
Posted by: BifBewalski

Gal at werk found out her 12 yo granddaughter was on tiktock. Whoa, she went ballistic. Sorta feet bad about telling Mom and Dad. I think that shit ended asap.

Posted by: Infidel at August 14, 2020 09:22 PM (R4aZ2)

388 howdy y'all from sturgis

Posted by: Johnny O'clock at August 14, 2020 09:22 PM (ZpEgy)

389 Kevin Clinesmith: "Vive le resistance"Charles De Gaul: "Vive la resistance"

Posted by: Alex What's My Price at August 14, 2020 09:23 PM (2oYEN)

390 Hey, Johnny! How is it?

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 09:23 PM (JKNZq)

391 Wormtongue has been working on HIV/AIDS for literally his entire career yet we have essentially the same number of new cases year after year. At some point someone will recognize that this guy is a screw-up.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 14, 2020 09:24 PM (yQpMk)

392 Is there any indication the virus is lowering average lifespans? Are life insurance companies adjusting their numbers?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 09:14 PM (TdFxL)

The Ohio State fan board, Eleven Warriors , had an article posted a couple of days ago after football being cancelled was announced by a Sport's Medicine physician who interned at OSU and was asked occasionally to write clarifying articles about specific sports injuries, etc. so readers had more knowledge about it ( before they rant and rave about their favorite playing on medical redishirt) . Anyway, she wrote an article about safety protocols with Covid and football. She was pissed. She went through all the different , additional precautions that were being taken. She explained about Covid or any respiratory infections ability to create myocarditis, how the medical community is well aware of it since it's been recognized for years and how the players were all EKG'd as part of their admission physical to football programs and that would be an immediate retake if someone tested positive. And if they developed myocarditis, it is treatable and they would be treated. She said she doesn't know why these decisions to cancel are being made when these players will be under far greater supervision and care than students who aren't athletes. ( she knows, she just wouldn't say it outloud).
She also made the point that long term they have no idea if there are long term effects, because....it's long term. That is not a reason to withdraw from life.

Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 09:24 PM (Zggqm)

393 Couldn't we see what health risks HCQ causes by looking at long term use for other illnesses? They want to operate in a vacuum.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 14, 2020 09:21 PM (JKNZq)


Hush now, you are not thinking clearly of the political power this presents to your betters and, just as important, the opportunities for serious long-term graft!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 09:24 PM (eTZoJ)

394 Who the fuck is MickJagger?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 14, 2020 08:43 PM (ja/kn)




I don't believe what I'm seeing.
Where have you been all your lives, at an orgy? Listening to Mick Jagger
music and bad-mouthing your country, I'll bet...!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 09:24 PM (emZ4A)

395 Millie Weaver was arrested today on "burglary charges" just before her documentary was suppose to drop exposing Deep State actors and organizations.
It has been leaked. Watch now and download it before it's gone.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=9HFxVvrXjCg

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 14, 2020 09:25 PM (Mo16i)

396 The Brofessor was anti-TikTok before it was cool
https://youtu.be/cG7xB5vyt2U

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 14, 2020 09:25 PM (SfYbS)

397 boobies everywhere. good people all around. gonna check out quiet riot show today, even though no original members at all. but I like to feel the noize

Posted by: Johnny O'clock at August 14, 2020 09:25 PM (ZpEgy)

398 Just got back from a wedding. Outside wedding, prob 150 people. Hot and humid so after all went in to the open bar. Guessing 30-40 people in line for bar and the free booze. Not a mask in sight. Never thought I could brag off about being a South Dakotan. It was nice. I want normal so bad again I could cry. Tonight was a little taste.

Posted by: Molly k. at August 14, 2020 09:25 PM (ZkIoe)

399
I'd love to see someone ask these jackasses if masks are so effective why do places that have such high mask compliance keep experiencing surges.
Posted by: buzzion at August 14, 2020 09:12 PM (vMCab)

I'd like to know why, if we are all spewing giant clouds of virus around us, do they need to swab your amygdala to test for it?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 14, 2020 09:26 PM (Wm5SB)

400 HOLY CRAP
Watch Millie's video on Tore feed.




You want Deep State?

Here it is. In living color.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 09:27 PM (luzVb)

401 Apparently tik tok steals all of a person's data, financial and other info.

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2020 09:27 PM (PisyI)

402 son of a bitch

Brennan you fuck.


https://tinyurl.com/y69mafzw

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 09:29 PM (luzVb)

403
I ceased having any need for the words of Trey Gowdy the day he said that Trump should acquiesce to an interview by Mueller, because if he didn't, it would make him look guilty.

Think of the very worst attorney you know. The kind who rents space in the back of a whorehouse. That guy is too good an attorney to ever say such a laughable thing.

Trey Gowdy is an experienced and accomplished prosecutor. He knew what he said was unadulterated horsheshit, and the most irresponsible legal advice it's even possible to give.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 09:29 PM (/nZod)

404 Here it is. In living color.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 09:27 PM (luzVb)


Thought it very interesting that they said "We'll tell you what the charges are once we get you down town!"

Think she should have asked for officer ID at least, and called a lawyer ASAP.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 09:30 PM (eTZoJ)

405 https://tinyurl.com/y6cd2ysz

ShadowGate , bitchez.


we wuz RITE

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 09:30 PM (luzVb)

406


Gowdy is a loudmouth self-fellating jagoff.

Millenial Millie just got arrested for burglary, seems legit...surely.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at August 14, 2020 09:31 PM (lg/F7)

407
Trey Gowdy substituting for Hannity. Who told him his haircut looks good?
Posted by: Michael the Texan


That Flock of Seagulls guys said it looks great.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2020 09:32 PM (aKsyK)

408
Wait, I think I just described Avenatti with that "worst attorney you know" thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 14, 2020 09:33 PM (/nZod)

409 She explained about Covid or any respiratory infections ability to create myocarditis, how the medical community is well aware of it since it's been recognized for years and how the players were all EKG'd as part of their admission physical to football programs and that would be an immediate retake if someone tested positive. And if they developed myocarditis, it is treatable and they would be treated. She said she doesn't know why these decisions to cancel are being made when these players will be under far greater supervision and care than students who aren't athletes. ( she knows, she just wouldn't say it outloud).
She also made the point that long term they have no idea if there are long term effects, because....it's long term. That is not a reason to withdraw from life.
Posted by: Jen the original at August 14, 2020 09:24 PM (Zggqm)



The idiot Maskhole was spending a morning talking about Myocarditis. He kept trying to make it sound like a permanent life altering near death sentence the moment you had it as a side effect from covid. Basically if you get a viral infection you probably wind up with myocarditis and it usually only lasts a few hours to a few months. But he kept trying to push it as the reason to shut down sports.

Posted by: buzzion at August 14, 2020 09:33 PM (vMCab)

410 Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 14, 2020 09:14 PM (q2K0j)

Maybe it gives them access to networks or some such. So lets just say Barron just loves him some TikTok. Or hell, one of Pelosi's grandspawns.

Posted by: Edina Monsoon at August 14, 2020 09:34 PM (vML00)

411 Dartist, I thought that was a phish comment.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 09:35 PM (uhGSf)

412 @360
And the kicker is the virus is a corona virus variant, it's not some exotic and insanely lethal virus like ebola.

Tucker had a report that some "scientists" believe the virus can be transmitted in frozen food.

This shit is a scam, it's been a scam from the beginning and it's as antithetical to science as can be imagined.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2020 09:36 PM (guvUn)

413 You ever seen any TikTok compilations? Its not just 13 year old kids using it anymore. Its becoming just like using Facebook or Twitter or Snapchat.

Posted by: buzzion at August 14, 2020 09:37 PM (vMCab)

414 I can't believe Ace does these posts. Puppies and kittens and bats (oh my!) videos, just dumped here by that smart military blogger! How extraordinarily lazy.

Oh, by the way, bunch of new videos today on my Other People's Videos blog, linked in nic. (Many of them lazily swiped from h/t'd to posts and comments here.)



(Including the latest Intellectual Froglegs, ICYMI.)

Posted by: mindful webworker
not my videos; other people's
at August 14, 2020 09:37 PM (wKcYr)

415 #5: 10,000 lakes no. 7,689 yes.


Posted by: The Man from Athens at August 14, 2020 09:38 PM (QMwOT)

416 Maybe it gives them access to networks or some such. So lets just say Barron just loves him some TikTok. Or hell, one of Pelosi's grandspawns.
Posted by: Edina Monsoon at August 14, 2020 09:34 PM (vML00)



Pelosi's probably already given them all her grandkids' information.

Posted by: buzzion at August 14, 2020 09:38 PM (vMCab)

417 No fans of that Satisfaction? Tough crowd

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 09:38 PM (uhGSf)

418 417 I can't believe Ace does these posts. Puppies and kittens and bats (oh my!) videos, just dumped here by that smart military blogger! How extraordinarily lazy.

Oh, by the way, bunch of new videos today on my Other People's Videos blog, linked in nic. (Many of them lazily swiped from h/t'd to posts and comments here.)



(Including the latest Intellectual Froglegs, ICYMI.)
Posted by: mindful webworker
not my videos; other people's
at August 14, 2020 09:37 PM (wKcYr)


I'm hoping doggoforce eventually gets posted.

Posted by: buzzion at August 14, 2020 09:40 PM (vMCab)

419 Otters and bats, baby.
If you don't like the bats, the otters will surprise you instead!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 14, 2020 09:40 PM (ufFY8)

420 I'd like to know why, if we are all spewing giant clouds of virus around us, do they need to swab your amygdala to test for it?
Posted by: Bilwis


Exactly. I drive up. Stop. Roll down my window. You wave the swab around inside the cab of my truck.

Test that. That as much as you'd get casually passing me in the grocery store. If it's that fucking contagious, you should have collected enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 09:42 PM (yCZVl)

421 Oh, yeah -- that Intellectual Froglegs had a great quote from Mencken about throats and spit and flags or something. Ace should use it on the header for the blog!

Posted by: mindful webworker
not my videos; mtcmturl=
at August 14, 2020 09:42 PM (wKcYr)

422
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 14, 2020 09:38 PM (uhGSf)
By chance, any relation to Mr. Natural?

Posted by: dartist at August 14, 2020 09:42 PM (+ya+t)

423 Got distracted by Mike and Rich discussing their favorite ST:TNG episodes.

Next Gen was so wildly uneven that watching it when it aired was an emotional roller coaster for a Trekhead. In the era of streaming, when you can pick and choose, you forget the dreck and only remember the highlights.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 14, 2020 09:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

424 Hi All - I've kept quiet about the Clinesmith media notice that he intends to plead guilty to one small charge of misleading the FISA court - and that given, it seems to be the first real (not fake) evidence that "something" is happening.

But let's not really kid ourselves - even Bill Barr isn't - it is the smallest, most non-consequential event that could have happen given the coup plot's vast reaching implications and the high level cast of characters associated with this. If something "happens" in the next few weeks associated with this, then okay - yes, low level folks plead out first before bigger fish are fried.

But Clinesmith is not, given what we know, is not the some grand lynch pin to a grand coup conspiracy to over throw the Trump admin. He has been charged with one of the lowest, least problematic felony charge you could be, and his lawyer is not silent on this as if a no particular agreement is involved. Otherwise his mouth piece would be silent on this - and he is not. So that complaining by Clinesmith's lawyer - in public - is not blowing up some deal apparently.

This is not really a great start for the "something is happening" folks - its the bare minimum - and when I say bare - I mean stripped down, nude and with no clothes in site minimum - its really not the way a "high profile" case is splashed by the prosecution, at all.

If anything, its the worst first guilty plea you would trot out as your first publicize catch if you were the prosecution. There is nothing, zero, high profile about the charges against this guy. No suggestion of conspiracy, no suggestion here of cohorts and follow on indictments in the publicity, no idea at all that there is some grand furtherance of fellow criminals - in short, its a short nothing burger plea on the slimmest of charges in the federal code book.

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 09:43 PM (w2LAm)

425

Baby bats just hanging out

https://youtu.be/9UO69ZDPnXc

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 14, 2020 09:43 PM (aKsyK)

426 Dangit. nic fix - sorry

Posted by: mindful webworker
not my videos - other people's
at August 14, 2020 09:43 PM (wKcYr)

427 Posted by: Nine Nine N---oh shit COVID at August 14, 2020 08:09 PM (8xOa

The prolapse getting itchy again, Sport? Put a little chloride of lime on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 14, 2020 09:43 PM (TZRUE)

428 Yet another trip on the mindfuck merry-go-round

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 09:44 PM (fIHXk)

429 https://tinyurl.com/y6cd2ysz

ShadowGate , bitchez.


we wuz RITE


Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 09:30 PM (luzVb)


Is there any actual charge? Shouldn't
she have been told what she was being arrested for or was that too much
for Officer Asshole? "To the car. I've been more than nice."

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 09:44 PM (emZ4A)

430 Posted by: Widespread Pepe at August 14, 2020 09:25 PM (Mo16i)

Thanks! Downloaded it, since I don't expect it to remain available for long.

Posted by: Toni at August 14, 2020 09:46 PM (/c+mq)

431 Test that. That as much as you'd get casually passing me in the grocery store. If it's that fucking contagious, you should have collected enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 09:42 PM (yCZVl)


At the very worst, they should be able to swab just below your nose where all the miasmatic toxic fumes leave the body!

Friend had the test and said he was afraid they had touched his skull they ran the swab so far up his nose!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 09:46 PM (eTZoJ)

432 391
howdy y'all from sturgis

Posted by: Johnny O'clock at August 14, 2020 09:22 PM (ZpEgy)


Everyone wearing masks up there?

Posted by: Javems at August 14, 2020 09:46 PM (7IKAb)

433 OT but I'm thinking that trolling is degrading work.
Do grandparents brag about their grandson the troll?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 09:46 PM (TdFxL)

434 Watching Shadow gate on you tube. Scary stuff!

Posted by: four seasons at August 14, 2020 09:47 PM (PisyI)

435 rick I think the quantity of material needed for lab testing may be significantly more than needed for infection.

But there are real problems with the PCR test, which was not designed as a diagnostic test, apparently has a high false positive rate, and - my favorite, in terms of how unfit such a test is for its current use, which is tracking present course of an epidemic - it can return a positive up to *3 months* after infection. That is, months after a (typically) asymptomatic case, somebody shows up as a "case", this week.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 09:47 PM (OTzUX)

436 Quantum-dot tattoos hold vaccination record


"The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation came to us and said. 'Hey, we have a real problem - knowing who's vaccinated.'"said McHugh, who was recruited to join Rice [University, Houston, Texas] ...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/v89yejc

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 09:47 PM (h7ejD)

437 The idiot Maskhole was spending a morning talking about Myocarditis. He kept trying to make it sound like a permanent life altering near death sentence the moment you had it as a side effect from covid. Basically if you get a viral infection you probably wind up with myocarditis and it usually only lasts a few hours to a few months. But he kept trying to push it as the reason to shut down sports.
Posted by: buzzion at August 14, 2020 09:33 PM (vMCab)

jfc, you are the biggest liar in the world. I literally said Myocarditis lasts hours to months and is caused by viral infections among other things. Stop misrepresenting what I said. I clearly said that constant testing for COVID along with monitoring the heart would be needed so athletes don't die from going 110% on the field. It's up to the coaches, trainers, and doctors to keep these racehorses from working to death, you estrogen and soy filled genetic dead end.
Ask me how I know you have never played a sport beyond elementary school if that.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 14, 2020 09:48 PM (554XU)

438 I don't know how it happened but we ended up with a bat in our family room about 8 years ago. My wife and daughter freaked out, the dog was jumping and barking for it. Chaos. So I remembered we bought a butterfly net for kiddo when she was little and of course it was still in the garage. I come back in with it and in just 3 swings I had caught the bat. The first two were too slow, so the third swing had some speed to it and the momentum had the net hitting the ground with some alacrity.
I thought I killed it so was in no hurry to get it back outside. In fact I was getting a doggy poop bag to put the now dead bat in when I noticed it was indeed not dead, but just resting. Quickly picked up the net and put a twist into it to keep the bat in and took it outside, where I figured I'd launch it like a ball out of a LaCrosse net. It didn't leave the net until it was pointed at the ground and bam! again for the little guy.
Back in the house I go to get the poop bag yet again, and when I came back out the little thing was gone.
Again.

Hardy little bastards.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 14, 2020 09:48 PM (z79tQ)

439 Check out the faculty of the BioEngineering Dept of
Rice University:

https://bioengineering.rice.edu/people


Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 09:49 PM (h7ejD)

440 If someone catches you at a red light jamming a digit up your nose can you just claim to be self testing for COVID19?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 09:49 PM (TdFxL)

441 We don't need another dog, but I'd take Maya in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Backup Slider at August 14, 2020 09:51 PM (amQo5)

442 442
Check out the faculty of the BioEngineering Dept of

Rice University:



https://bioengineering.rice.edu/people




Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 09:49 PM (h7ejD)


Jebus

Posted by: Javems at August 14, 2020 09:51 PM (7IKAb)

443

Just getting a shorter refresh.

Oh, re Clinesmith.

Certain folks, that I am as certain as I can be are tied at the hip to PDJT, have always said no deals. We have it all.
Could be disinformation but...

Posted by: TeeJ at August 14, 2020 09:51 PM (G3Kkn)

444 Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 09:49 PM (h7ejD)

A rich tapestry of diversity...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 09:51 PM (eTZoJ)

445 Do grandparents brag about their grandson the troll?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy

Our grandson is a ladyboy in Bangkok. He love you long time for 5 dorrah.
That's our story & we're sticking to it.

Posted by: HQ Poll Troll Grandparents at August 14, 2020 09:52 PM (SfYbS)

446
Millenial Millie just got arrested for burglary, seems legit...surely.



arrests are patriotic...

like masks.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 09:52 PM (luzVb)

447 Sure are a lot of politicians with varying degrees of Marty Feldman eyes.

Posted by: dartist at August 14, 2020 09:52 PM (+ya+t)

448 Today, Infowars reporter Millie Weaver was arrested at her home. There is a lot of speculation surrounding her arrest due to the timing.


Spiro contacted the Portage County Sheriff's Office and they
confirmed Millie Weaver is in their custody. They also confirmed that
she was served a secret indictment.


The charges Ms. Weaver faces
are tampering with evidence, obstruction of justice and domestic
violence. The Sheriff's Office also confirmed she is being held without
bond and will remain in custody over the weekend until she appears
before a judge on Monday morning.






She should have rioted and looted nothing would have happened to her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 09:53 PM (emZ4A)

449 Sure are a lot of politicians with varying degrees of Marty Feldman eyes.
Posted by: dartist



It's that surprise anal. Gets 'em every time.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 09:53 PM (yCZVl)

450 dartist, nobody will ever match Waleed Jumblatt, chief of the Lebanese Druze - back in the 80s, the "separated at birth?" photos of him, side/side with Feldman, were pretty amazing.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 14, 2020 09:54 PM (OTzUX)

451 Check out the faculty of the BioEngineering Dept of Rice University:

Looks like a Wu-heavy United Nations.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 14, 2020 09:54 PM (EgshT)

452 If someone catches you at a red light jamming a digit up your nose can you just claim to be self testing for COVID19?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at August 14, 2020 09:49 PM (TdFxL)


You blew that Seinfeld sock.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 14, 2020 09:54 PM (15yMb)

453 Is there any actual charge? Shouldn't

she have been told what she was being arrested for or was that too much
for Officer Asshole? "To the car. I've been more than nice."


Posted by: TheQuietMan



I would beat that motherfucker with his duty belt.
Fucking Mailman-kid badged whore.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 14, 2020 09:55 PM (luzVb)

454 You blew that Seinfeld sock.
Posted by: Burnt Toast



That's ICE CREAM!
Posted by: The Walrus

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 09:55 PM (yCZVl)

455 Rice U is appropo.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 14, 2020 09:56 PM (fIHXk)

456 Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 09:53 PM (emZ4A)

Wonder if CPS gets her small kids for the weekend!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 09:56 PM (eTZoJ)

457 I know we're supposed to be afraid of TikTok because it's Chinese spyware. What is China going to gain by spying on 13 year old girls?

1. It's a way of spying on those 13 year old's families.

2. It's a way of spying on whatever devices those 13 year old boys and girls use to go on Tiktok.

3. They're not just spying on individual people, they're spying on a network of a couple tens of millions of people.

4. they spy on the devices they're loaded onto, not just the videos.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at August 14, 2020 09:56 PM (dwojT)

458 Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 09:43 PM (w2LAm)
~~~~~

Sounds like you are on the same page as Tom Fitton and Sidney Powell. See my #280.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 14, 2020 09:57 PM (sGotD)

459 Wonder if CPS gets her small kids for the weekend!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 14, 2020 09:56 PM (eTZoJ)


Pretty much indefinitely.
At least until a same sex couple wants to foster them.

Posted by: CPS at August 14, 2020 09:57 PM (15yMb)

460 QUARANTINE SHOCKER! TRUMP ATTEMPTS TO VISIT NEW YORK AND SICK BROTHER! DEBLASIO AND CUOMO THREATEN TO QUARANTINE HIM FOR 14 DAYS!

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 14, 2020 09:59 PM (ABuva)

461 @427
And the kicker is that this isn't even Durham's work product, this is Horowitz's work product, so I have no idea why this was announced in conjunction with "Durham's Criminal Investigation!!!!"

Horowitz did all of the heavy lifting and Barr/Durham decided to give this guy a tap on the wrist and wave around a promise to plead guilty as some sort of boob bait for the bubbas of "big things to come!!!!"


As has been said, we know what went down, we know who the actors are, this isn't complex, it wasn't hidden, they all either wrote it down, texted it, entered it into 302's and the sentinel system, it's all there.

But the bottom line is, in order to bring justice you have to have people in positions of authority who want to see justice done, and I don't believe Barr wants to do justice, he wants to keep the lid on as long as possible.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 14, 2020 09:59 PM (guvUn)

462 Oh, and about tiktok: remember, the app was actually looking at the clipboard of the operating systems it was hosted on. Which means if you used the clipboard for anything sensitive and didn't clear it from the clipboard before using tiktok...

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Cryptid Anarchist at August 14, 2020 10:00 PM (dwojT)

463 Weird Dave is now accepting comments.....

Posted by: JT at August 14, 2020 10:00 PM (arJlL)

464 Gah Stacy Abrams fundraising ad before. Youtube video I watched

Posted by: steevy at August 14, 2020 10:00 PM (HwiWi)

465 Just saw on Facebook:

Kamala Harris is basically Monica Lewinski with a better business plan.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 14, 2020 10:01 PM (yCZVl)

466 jfc, you are the biggest liar in the world. I literally said Myocarditis lasts hours to months and is caused by viral infections among other things. Stop misrepresenting what I said. I clearly said that constant testing for COVID along with monitoring the heart would be needed so athletes don't die from going 110% on the field. It's up to the coaches, trainers, and doctors to keep these racehorses from working to death, you estrogen and soy filled genetic dead end.
Ask me how I know you have never played a sport beyond elementary school if that.
Posted by: Maskhole at August 14, 2020 09:48 PM (554XU)



You said it after you were getting called out. And AFTER I pointed out that it only lasts hours to months.

Posted by: buzzion at August 14, 2020 10:01 PM (vMCab)

467 Weaver's "arrest" at the couple's home - which has yet to be
confirmed by authorities - was initially reported by Infowars on Friday,
shortly after the YouTube premiere of her documentary film "ShadowGate."
The film purports to expose the secrets of the massive 'Deep State'
intelligence apparatus manipulating politics within the US and beyond
its borders, based on the reports of two private intelligence
whistleblowers.


According to Google whistleblower Zach Vorhies, Weaver was actually
arrested before she could release the documentary, but one of the
whistleblowers involved, "Tore," released it instead. Her Twitter account @Tore_Says was reportedly suspended immediately thereafter.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 10:02 PM (emZ4A)

468
He needs to be fired into the fucking sun, and fast. There are doctors are all over the country using HCQ with 100% success, including one of thats a friend of mine that told me point blank that people are dying for no reason. He's been treating people with HCQ since this shit started and hasn't lost a single person. People need to be put up against a wall for this shit, they're killing people.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 14, 2020 09:01 PM (9Om/r)


c19study.com

72 HCQ/Covid studies

42 peer reviewed

100% effective in early treatment, 62% effective in late treatment.


Yes, we are being lied to.

Stats updated daily

PASS IT ON!!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 14, 2020 10:02 PM (sy5kK)

469 Sounds like you are on the same page as Tom Fitton and Sidney Powell. See my #280.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 14, 2020 09:57 PM (sGotD)

Sidney Powell and Tom Fitton are right - I spoke briefly to my friend tonight who was a US attorney over in the East District in the 90s, you would neve, ever lead with this as a splash deal in a case where you thought there were high profile indictments to come in a far reaching conspiracy case - and the fact that Clinesmith's lawyer is every where decrying the guilty plea? This is a dead end - at least that's the way it looks...

Posted by: Boswell at August 14, 2020 10:04 PM (w2LAm)

470 Check out the faculty of the BioEngineering Dept of
Rice University:

https://bioengineering.rice.edu/people

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 09:49 PM (h7ejD)



The academics really like to give themselves a lot of titles, don't they?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 14, 2020 10:09 PM (ZSK0i)

471 469 jfc, you are the biggest liar in the world. I literally said Myocarditis lasts hours to months and is caused by viral infections among other things. Stop misrepresenting what I said. I clearly said that constant testing for COVID along with monitoring the heart would be needed so athletes don't die from going 110% on the field. It's up to the coaches, trainers, and doctors to keep these racehorses from working to death, you estrogen and soy filled genetic dead end.
Ask me how I know you have never played a sport beyond elementary school if that.
Posted by: Maskhole at August 14, 2020 09:48 PM (554XU)


You said it after you were getting called out. And AFTER I pointed out that it only lasts hours to months.
Posted by: buzzion at August 14, 2020 10:01 PM (vMCab)

You got busted and called out for being a liar and acting like a little bitch taking shit and lying behind another man's back.
Now the king of the Ace wayback machine won't quote either of us, which is his usual MO.
Really makes you think.

Also, because I played multiple sports in High School, played in college, played after college, and continue to compete today as an athlete, I have known for the past 25 plus years that viral infections or infections causing fever can cause Myocarditis because doctors screen for that and tell you.
It's called a stethoscope and a Ultrasound. Both are cheap and portable.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 14, 2020 10:11 PM (554XU)

472 She should have rioted and looted nothing would have happened to her

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 14, 2020 09:53 PM (emZ4A)


Thanks for making sense of the situation.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 14, 2020 10:30 PM (h7ejD)

473 howdy y'all from sturgis
Posted by: Johnny O'clock
------
Watch out for oil puddles!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 15, 2020 12:38 AM (vOGqy)

474 I doubt the little bitch will return but...

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=389564

340 Myocarditis usually lasts from hours to months. Maskhole sounds like he's trying to scaremonger everyone into thinking its now a lifelong ailment for anyone that gets the Wuhan flu.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 11, 2020 09:31 AM (YcdWn)

370 If the COVID is likely to damage hearts we are well and truly fucked as a species because 50%+ of us are going to get it.


Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 11, 2020 09:23 AM

Define likely.
It ranges from permanent heart damage to myocarditis, which is inflammation of the heart which lasts hours to months. Myocarditis can be caused by many reasons and viral infections is one of them.
354k people die from Cardiomyopathy a year. Having people play a sport like football is dumb. Maybe hav them sign a waiver and get tested daily for COVID and heart conditions.
Like I said, modern athletes are like racehorses. They will go until they die. Adults, coaches, trainers, and doctors are responsible for making sure they don't work themsleves to death kinda like bird dogs and retrievers whirl hunting or training.
It is what it is.
Posted by: Maskhole at August 11, 2020 09:43 AM (hFKne)



Get bent troll. I pointed it out first and pointed out you were trying to scaremonger everyone.

Posted by: buzzion at August 15, 2020 05:52 PM (vMCab)

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Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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