Good Point and a Fantastic Troll
REPORTER: "Just in this room, you have dozens of people who are not following the guidelines..."
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) August 8, 2020
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(Jump to bottom of page)Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 07, 2020 09:03 PM (ZTJjv)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 07, 2020 09:03 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Methos at August 07, 2020 09:04 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 09:05 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: WisRich at August 07, 2020 09:05 PM (qKfc+)
Only used against themselves.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 07, 2020 09:05 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 07, 2020 09:05 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 09:05 PM (B2mhs)
Burn Baby, burn.
Posted by: fixerupper at August 07, 2020 09:05 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: "Bull" Wynn at August 07, 2020 09:06 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2020 09:07 PM (xPl2J)
We can hope and pray that Melania has Barron in training.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:07 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Heidi at August 07, 2020 09:07 PM (csiRd)
He cced it to:
Frmr. Vice-President Joe Biden
Basement
Wilmington, DE
https://tinyurl.com/basement-boi
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:07 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 07, 2020 09:07 PM (yQpMk)
While Trump did make the erroneous statement about wearing masks being patriotic, I suspect it was those two who thought making the idiot notion a campaign mailer.
Posted by: Methos at August 07, 2020 09:08 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 07, 2020 09:08 PM (FqeNY)
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 07, 2020 09:08 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 07, 2020 09:08 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:08 PM (unn44)
Posted by: irright at August 07, 2020 09:08 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: WisRich at August 07, 2020 09:09 PM (qKfc+)
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 07, 2020 09:09 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2020 09:09 PM (XhWtx)
Donald will never cower in a closet watching his wife getting roggered by the pool boy.
Donald is the man NeverTrump wives are fantasizing about while getting roggered.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:10 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:10 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2020 09:10 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2020 09:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2020 09:10 PM (JUOKG)
Still waiting for the New Pravda to become effective, now that Cuck Schemer has switched positions and demanding that the schools must open.
Yesterday, Trump wanted to KILL CHILDREN by opening schools.
Today, the communist indoctrination must flow.
I wonder if they suddenly realized that people were serious about taking away their money if they didn't open.
A moment of clarity, one might call it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:10 PM (eTZoJ)
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This. This. THIS ALL DAY.
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: GuyFromNH at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (pZox7)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Tentotwo at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: WisRich at August 07, 2020 09:09 PM (qKfc+)
Bravo, good sir!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (eTZoJ)
Reagan's "I am paying for this microphone" is up there, too.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (oVJmc)
One can hope when the cameras went off...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (vuisn)
Read, "being obedient little sheep to the overlords who now control every aspect of our lives."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (EgshT)
Love it!
Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (ptqGC)
Trump has upwards of 90% support among party members, but there are still all kinds of "prominent Republicans" and "prominent conservatives" who hate him.
Those people need to be ejected from the party.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (unn44)
We can hope and pray that Melania has Barron in training.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:07 PM (ptqGC)
Each age has someone. Reagan was the man for that time. Trump is the man for this time. In the future... we will have what we need...again.
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (s2VJv)
Have a great birthday JJS, and thanks for the amazing work you do for the Morning Report!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:13 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)
The line seems to be getting brighter and the rewards smaller for not supporting Trump. We wanted a war, we got one.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2020 09:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 07, 2020 09:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Justbeginprivateiss at August 07, 2020 09:13 PM (r+ov6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 09:13 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (hEUVZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Soon...
Posted by: Evan McMullin at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (uhGSf)
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (rnk6i)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (mNhhD)
Trump has upwards of 90% support among party members, but there are still all kinds of "prominent Republicans" and "prominent conservatives" who hate him.
Those people need to be ejected from the party.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (unn44)
I think he is talking about the Establishment cucks that we are apparently stuck with in Washington. Yeah rank and file he's got huge support.
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2020 09:15 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:15 PM (rnk6i)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (s2VJv)
You as well J.J.
Posted by: WeBoned! at August 07, 2020 09:15 PM (8k7U7)
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (rnk6i)
I heard that too
Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 09:15 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 09:16 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (rnk6i)
Try to think of the last place you saw them.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:16 PM (unn44)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Soon...
Posted by: Evan McMullin at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (wPVhA)[
Ahem...
Posted by: Mittens Rombley - Severe Credentialed Conservative at August 07, 2020 09:16 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:16 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Miklos, a boy can dream at August 07, 2020 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar supremacist at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (mNhhD)
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (rnk6i)
I heard that too
Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 09:15 PM (ONvIw)
I assume it was "6,000"
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (vMCab)
Yeah, that was my point. Those people no longer reflect the position of the party member, so they need to go.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (wPVhA)
You misspelled "viewers".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (luzVb)
Marius would work, up till he had his strokes.
Sulla would be a last resort. Fucker got shit done, though.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 09:16 PM (0QYMt)
The MFM wouldn't know wit if it bit them in the ass.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (uhGSf)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (CqHIp)
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (rnk6i)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:16 PM (unn44
Good. Hopefully more follow.
Posted by: Vanya at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (q18PD)
Posted by: A Scold of Blue Oyster Karens at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (EgshT)
probably a vegan. must have been hallucinating
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (rnk6i)
I heard that too
Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 09:15 PM (ONvIw)
It may sound like a lot but its only about a tenth of the number we lost this week from gunshot wounds.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (NWiLs)
It did sound like that.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 09:19 PM (B2mhs)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (CqHIp)
Yes. Heartily seconded.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 07, 2020 09:19 PM (x8Wzq)
Jeebus, I'm sick of these assholes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: buzzion at
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wildly off, either way. I mean, I assume that's off. Did Cuomo ship off a new batch of nursing home patients off to die?
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:19 PM (rnk6i)
Posted by: Pete Seria at August 07, 2020 09:19 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 09:20 PM (wPVhA)
Jeebus, I'm sick of these assholes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Would a stylish scarf do?
Posted by: Miklos, anti-fashionista at August 07, 2020 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Probably most of them wouldn't be worth putting to work on a canal -- they wouldn't do enough work to make up for the cost of the gruel.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:20 PM (unn44)
No no no!
FFS just let Trump win his election, man. Don't get twisted pants, man.
/sarc
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:21 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2020 09:21 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 09:20 PM (wPVhA)
Me either. Must be something they do in the media only. Lose Americans by the thousands.
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:21 PM (zr5Kq)
Jeebus, I'm sick of these assholes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
But what does that walking corpse from L.A. County say? That's what I want to know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 09:21 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:21 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 07, 2020 09:21 PM (FqeNY)
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (mNhhD)
Marius would work, up till he had his strokes.
Sulla would be a last resort. Fucker got shit done, though.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Cincinnatus is your best option.
Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Seriously - who over the past forty years would have Donald Trump is the man we need!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (0QYMt)
I guess all of Sweden is dead by now. Wait, no it's not .
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Well Trump just fucking does it, and doesn't ask permission.
Because he's not a piece of shit phony assed simpering little vulva like Obama.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:21 PM (dUJdY)
I'll find out tomorrow morning! Yikes!
How are you, dahlin!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 07, 2020 09:23 PM (cKm0l)
Reporters have no idea how low they are on the intellectual totem pole because their only opponents have been GOPe politicians.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 09:23 PM (z36Kd)
Because he's not a piece of shit phony assed simpering little vulva like Obama.
Obama was a pussy.
Trump is surrounded by pussies.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (luzVb)
300,000 new Democrats!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (oVJmc)
Their lies get more laughably brazen each and every day.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (unn44)
Posted by: The Importance of Being Earnestly Miklos at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alex Brown at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (ZJW3J)
Posted by: Dark Helmet at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (s2VJv)
Night JJ
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (rnk6i)
I heard that too
Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 09:15 PM (ONvIw)
I assume it was "6,000"
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (vMCab)
From CDC
Week of 01 AUG 2020 (latest week reported)
Deaths FROM all cause - 24,318
Deaths INVOLVING Covid - 1,100
Off damn near an order of magnitude no matter what it meant.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (eBJ9w)
As Gene Wilder noted, how long is this going to take? I haven't worn one in months.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 09:25 PM (z36Kd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 09:25 PM (26sn8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (ptqGC)
Now we're getting somewhere.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: The Importance of Being Earnestly Miklos at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (QzkSJ)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (dUJdY)
That made me immediately think of "Maxwell's Silver Hammer".
Posted by: Grannymimi at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (u5LFV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (NWiLs)
That is the first step!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (eTZoJ)
Before we get to Barron, there's a couple other Trumps in queue. I sense a dynasty in the making. The MAGA Dynasty.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (HhXSr)
Jeebus, I'm sick of these assholes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
But what does that walking corpse from L.A. County say? That's what I want to know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 09:21 PM (wPVhA)
So, logically speaking, if we keep doing this mask thing, then no one will ever catch any other communicable disease ever again, and we can cut our healthcare leviathan by 90% just to deal with obstetrics, geriatrics, and the occasional cancer or congenital malady.
Sounds good to me!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (TdMsT)
Just cutting the valve stems, or the sidewalls? Because sidewalls can't be fixed...
Posted by: Dark Helmet at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: pookysgirl, drinking low-calorie.... cocktails at August 07, 2020 09:27 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (NWiLs)
That is the first step!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM
Step 2: don't fear the Reaper
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)
The only "6" that I've heard recently is that the CDC said only 6% of the deaths were just chinavirus. The others had an average of 2.4 other things going on- like car accidents.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 09:27 PM (KfC1e)
Well Trump just fucking does it, and doesn't ask permission.
Because he's not a piece of shit phony assed simpering little vulva like Obama.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (6FeV1)
I think you just called his bluff.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 07, 2020 09:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:27 PM (zr5Kq)
This is the best on-the-spot response I have ever seen from a politician.
Posted by: irright at August 07, 2020 09:08 PM (RVcmP)
Nothing about that was on-the-spot. It was planned. By different people than those who've have been handling things before. It's about time.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (7yB/U)
My PT guy sez I'm doing great, too.
I'll miss y'all in Texas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: vivi at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (11H2y)
Even if. It is not worth doing shit about it.
Wait. 300,000?
That would be significantly lower than deaths DUE TO all causes in a normal year already anyway.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: A Scold of Blue Oyster Karens at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (ptqGC)
Now we're getting somewhere.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:25 PM (NWiLs)
Insom, add SMH, WDS, Mrs Eromero, and Ben Had plus many others too numerous to name and you have a perfect MoMee!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM
Hey Sis! Benny is doing great. We recently had a week with 5 little grandkids and he was perfectly gentle with them and helped wear their butts out. Been working on upland game bird training, which he loves. That makes the training easy, as you well know.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (cKm0l)
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 09:29 PM (FSBqz)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
{{{Life, the universe and everything}}}
PS. Don't panic.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:29 PM (TdMsT)
Looks like stabbing the sidewalls to me.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:29 PM (unn44)
So worst case, Trump saved 2.2 million Americans.
I can live with that.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 07, 2020 09:29 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (ptqGC)
There will be a toast or three in your honor!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:30 PM (eTZoJ)
Been lurking for an hour or so after I got hung up with the squirrels and then couldn't catch up with what everyone is talking about.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:30 PM (sd8p8)
Yes. Note that Trump had the text of the regulation (or whatever) right in front of him and was able to read from it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:30 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (ptqGC)
Jane--is there any way we can get you to Texas?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:30 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:30 PM (unn44)
Knife stabbing to their bladders. There won't be survivors.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 07, 2020 09:31 PM (HhXSr)
Pantifa claims it's a "snack van" with food and drinks. Having seen the footage, I don't think most of them need more calories.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (6XLoz)
67 62 did that idiot reporter who got owned by the trump preface his question by saying "we lost 60,000 Americans this week"?
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (rnk6i)
I heard that too
Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 09:15 PM (ONvIw)
I assume it was "6,000"
Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (vMCab)
Before the Chinese Lung AIDS 7,500 people died in the US for various reasons every single day on average. Every day. How did anyone ever manage go outside before?
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (7yB/U)
Pantifa claims it's a "snack van" with food and drinks. Having seen the footage, I don't think most of them need more calories.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (6XLoz)
OK. So we slashed the tires on your snack van then.
Get fucked.
Posted by: The Cops at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (JKNZq)
And a towel...
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/964943-a
-towel-it-says-is-about-the-most-massively-useful
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (dUJdY)
That's wonderful, Jewells!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:33 PM (ptqGC)
He should have said in following up:
"Hey reporter, how does my ass taste now?".....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 07, 2020 09:33 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:33 PM (eBJ9w)
Posted by: Mikkos, Coolie like that at August 07, 2020 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Thanks. Not glad that she's in the hospital, obviously, but glad she was heard from. I've been worried.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:33 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:30 PM (unn44)
She checked in last night from the hospital. She was hoping to be going home this weekend, but who knows.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (NWiLs)
165 Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:29 PM (TdMsT) ['/i]
And a towel...
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/964943-a
-towel-it-says-is-about-the-most-massively-useful
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (eTZoJ)
Yes. A towel and a Babel fish.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: vivi at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (11H2y)
Yeah, well, they also claim that setting shit on fire is a "peaceful protest", so there you have it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (yQpMk)
We won't see vacation time again until next year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (ptqGC)
Those poor, starving insurrectionists. It's all so tragic that Twinkies and coffee will now be unavailable. We're all crushed at this crime against humanity.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:33 PM (ptqGC)
Too much travel?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (TdMsT)
Yeah, well, they also claim that setting shit on fire is a "peaceful protest", so there you have it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (unn44)
The cops were just "giving the snack van a tune up".
Posted by: Someguy at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (Zm+LZ)
Thanks for all the fish!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: vivi at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (11H2y)
Ever notice how people who bitch the most about there being "too many people" for Mother Earth to support are usually the same ones wetting their underoos over "just one life"?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (6FeV1)
I hope he breaks that one out after winning re-election ...
Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (WqPYg)
There've been, what, four or five incidents lately where they've ventured out of their hive of scum and villainy, only to run away like the prissy little bitches they are on being confronted by homeowners?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:36 PM (unn44)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:36 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:36 PM (TdMsT)
Thanks Insom.. I hadn't seen anything until now.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:36 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM
Do you think the question was planted or is the media just so predictable that his team knew it would be coming?
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2020 09:36 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (eBJ9w)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (ptqGC)
Please tell me TX in 2021 is on your permanent unalterable calendar!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jmel at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (bVhJi)
Thanks for all the fish!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (eTZoJ)
Ha!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (ZBbLV)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (eBJ9w)
There is something very right about this...
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2020 09:36 PM (qe5CM)
No possible way it was a plant.
I'm surprised it's taken this long.
Now, the people who weren't wearing masks there may have been planted to illicit the inevitable Karenism....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (FSBqz)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (eBJ9w)
Now we need to arrange for the ceremonial band...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (eTZoJ)
*thwarts Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (NWiLs)
I'm a mess, but I'm working hard with my therapist.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (FSBqz)
Posted by: JAS at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (R0nQm)
Posted by: vivi at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: ibguy at August 07, 2020 09:39 PM (1IRbd)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (eBJ9w)
It'll take six of us to carry her? Good lord, how much does that boot weigh?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:39 PM (NWiLs)
there being "too many people" for Mother Earth to support are usually
the same ones wetting their underoos over "just one life"?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (6FeV1)
It's amusing to watch one of my favorite American mangakas simultaneously freak out over kids going back to school and police arresting violent protesters.
Total. Cognitive. Dissonance.
Posted by: pookysgirl, drinking low-calorie.... cocktails at August 07, 2020 09:39 PM (XKZwp)
In one hundred years, Trump will still be a legend.
Obama will be a footnote/trivia question, akin to "Who was the first left-handed President?"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:39 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:39 PM (TdMsT)
They should hold classes for kids in a supermarket.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:40 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 07, 2020 09:40 PM (JKNZq)
Pantifa claims it's a "snack van" with food and drinks. Having seen the footage, I don't think most of them need more calories.
Posted by: Ian S. at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (6XLoz)
OK. So we slashed the tires on your snack van then.
Get fucked.
Posted by: The Cops at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (6FeV1)
Professional Military all know the importance of Logistics.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2020 09:40 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:40 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2020 09:36 PM (qe5CM)
The room was filled with people not wearing masks who clapped. Have you ever heard clapping in the White House Press Room before, for ANY President? That was clearly planned. He even glanced at his notes to get the sound bite right.
I'm not complaining, that shit worked. It's about time.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 07, 2020 09:41 PM (7yB/U)
Well, I mean I was gonna say something! Hugs back at ya!
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:41 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:41 PM (eBJ9w)
Posted by: runner
And every man for the age has his foil. Reagan had the hapless, blinkered Carter. Trump had the hapless, blinkered Dogeater.
Posted by: Blutarski at August 07, 2020 09:42 PM (nnf6G)
Posted by: JAS at August 07, 2020 09:42 PM (R0nQm)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:42 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:39 PM (unn44)
Yup.....The Oblablas will become a "Jeopardy" question n the future.
"What former President and his husband used the most duct tape while in office?"........
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 07, 2020 09:42 PM (Z+IKu)
The idea that he's a tweeting foot-in-mouth racist buffoon is unadulterated fiction based merely on a caricature of his worst traits. I wish I could live for one minute in a reality where Democrats again thought he was theirs and did halo pictures and paeans. Just to see it. I don't need to exist there.
For many it will all only be appreciated in wistful hindsight.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 09:42 PM (HviJ/)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 09:42 PM (0QYMt)
people could die if this or that. Shut the fuck up and stop inciting
panic.
Posted by: vivi at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (11H2y)
_________
Caller to Dennis Prager's show today told a wonderful Jewish parable. I can't do it justice (and don't recall the source), but the bottom line was:
A rabbi had foretold that a plague would visit the city and kill 5000 people, but 15,000 actually had died after it swept through.
When the rabbi was confronted by the townspeople as to why his prediction was wrong, he replied: "5000 did die from the plague, but 10,000 died from fear."
Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2020 09:42 PM (WqPYg)
Cut off the supply of half-caf skinny soy lattes and organic hummus, and pretty soon Antifa's soldiers will lose the will to fight.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (unn44)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (HviJ/)
Posted by: vivi at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (11H2y)
Healthy Choices.
Swap out that twinkie for a Curly Pete's All-Organic Flax Ingot.
Dump that nasty chemical laden tap water in your Yeti and fill it up with Dr. Kulvinder's Free Range Kiwi Serum (now with extra kale hairs!)
Insist on only E85 automotive fuel and up-cycled glass bottles for your Russian Party Favors.
Now get out there and Smash Capitalism!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (6FeV1)
The room was filled with people not wearing masks who clapped.
Sounds like Someone received The Message.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (luzVb)
Ever watch White House Press Secretary Kayleigh? She pulls out the WH Encyclopedia of Resposes for Democrat Activists at every press conference. Thumbs through the pages and, dynamically, processes the answer. Pretty surgical and well-rehearsed.
So, knowing the MFM better than the MFM knows itself is step one. Yanking out the nice way to say LOLGF in DC-speak is step two. It's amazing that the MFM manufactures the most outlandish, outrageous questions and statements now, and yet this WH has a ready response. I mean more than the deserved "GFY".
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (iN8Q9)
Posted by: SFGoth at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:44 PM (luzVb)
Plus the peanutbutter filled Kongs and beef, chicken, pork chew toys.
She sleeps all 8-9 hours straight at night. Takes two 4 hour naps during the day. The rest is working and playing and chilling.... and plotting and scheming.
She runs hot her metabolism is so naturally high. It's crazy.
Posted by: Maskhole at August 07, 2020 09:45 PM (HJY+O)
Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 09:45 PM (o1Bgo)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (eBJ9w)
It'll take six of us to carry her? Good lord, how much does that boot weigh?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:39 PM (NWiLs)
I think it's more about ride quality than load bearing....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:46 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:40 PM (ptqGC)
FIXT
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:46 PM (eTZoJ)
Plus the peanutbutter filled Kongs and beef, chicken, pork chew toys.
She sleeps all 8-9 hours straight at night. Takes two 4 hour naps during the day. The rest is working and playing and chilling.... and plotting and scheming.
She runs hot her metabolism is so naturally high. It's crazy.
Posted by: Maskhole at August 07, 2020 09:45 PM (HJY+O)
Border collies are one of my very favorite breeds.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 09:47 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Maskhole at August 07, 2020 09:47 PM (HJY+O)
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 09:47 PM (dR6lV)
They should hold classes for kids in a supermarket.
Posted by: sharon(willow's
This is, in some ways, a good thing about this lockdown b.s. It reminds everyone of the basic truth of faith that so many have forgotten: the building is nice, but you don't actually need it. Jesus himself said that if three people got together to pray, we would be there. That's the important thing, not the robes or the organ or the stained glass. All of that is great, but when push comes to shove, you don't need it.
Posted by: Vanya at August 07, 2020 09:48 PM (q18PD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:44 PM (ptqGC)
That will be great, I sense another 'ette added to the team!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:48 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:44 PM (luzVb)
GROVER Cleveland?
Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 09:48 PM (o1Bgo)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:48 PM (eBJ9w)
Posted by: Maskhole at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (HJY+O)
"The new oral hygiene issue - caused by, you guessed it, wearing a mask all the time to prevent the spread of the coronavirus- is leading to all kinds of dental disasters like decaying teeth, receding gum lines and seriously sour breath."
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (zr5Kq)
He was playing. There is no text of said regulation.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (Lt1JN)
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 09:47 PM (XxJt1)
Ben Had is going to need a videographer for that event! The souvenir DVDs sales will cover the Balvenie!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:42 PM (sd8p
The mask is mesh, and you can breath easily while wearing it. But because I don't like being told what to do, I usually pull it down once I've entered the store. Just to incite fear and panic.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (0QYMt)
"The new oral hygiene issue - caused by, you guessed it, wearing a mask all the time to prevent the spread of the coronavirus- is leading to all kinds of dental disasters like decaying teeth, receding gum lines and seriously sour breath."
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (zr5Kq)
I knew it!
Big Amalgam was behind this all along!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (6FeV1)
Professional Military all know the importance of Logistics.
Cut off the supply of half-caf skinny soy lattes and organic hummus, and pretty soon Antifa's soldiers will lose the will to fight.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (unn44)
I suspect that if someone went around and flattened the tires on every charter bus parked within 10 blocks of these riots, they'd have a hell of a time hiring transportation for the next riot.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (EGyGV)
Jo Jorgensen
@Jorgensen4POTUS
I will not be able to attend the campaign rally tomorrow morning. I will be getting a rabies vaccine as a precaution after having been bitten by a bat near the start of this campaign tour! I have every intention of participating in the FLAME march and I will deliver remarks at...
5:09 PM · Aug 7, 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (o1Bgo)
He doesn't get those hard hitting kind of questions Obama got.
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (k9X8l)
Which American President ate a cooked dog?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:44 PM (luzVb)
GROVER Cleveland?
Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 09:48 PM (o1Bgo)
I'm willing to bet Theodore Roosevelt did, at least once. Or twice. Three times probably. Or horse. Definitely not a bat though.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (7yB/U)
I thought I had this, but you said *American* President.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (Lt1JN)
This is just them saying that they don't want their side to follow the rules. That exception is a f---ing troll. F. them. There is no reason a protest should be exempt. (I say this as someone who supports masks, but who is violently against mandatory masks in public places or any gov. mandate for masks. If a business says they are required, well it it their house, so their rules.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (LWu6U)
Big Amalgam was behind this all along!!!!!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (6FeV1)
Big Amalgam
Big Filling
Big Implant
ALL OF THEM
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (zr5Kq)
Two weeks ago my adopted (but related by marriage) 3-year-old nephew vaulted over the side of a slide after his 5-year-old cousin and got a minor fracture in his tibia. He has a boot now, and was stumping across the floor and going up and down stairs as fast as he could on Sunday. It was adorable.
You go, little man!!!
Posted by: pookysgirl, drinking low-calorie.... cocktails at August 07, 2020 09:52 PM (XKZwp)
CORRECT!!
Oh wait. Our judges have just let me know that is incorrect. The correct answer is "Jerrack Hobamuh".
Something like that. Moving on...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:52 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (0QYMt)
She wants to suck your blood....
but only if you consent.
And she'll pay you a fair market value for it.
...Hey, you wanna spark up a doobie afterwards?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:52 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 07, 2020 09:53 PM (BRkq2)
I thought I had this, but you said *American* President.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (Lt1JN)
Heh.
For the first time in history, "American President" and "President of America" are no longer synonymous.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:53 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: pookysgirl, drinking low-calorie.... cocktails at August 07, 2020 09:52 PM (XKZwp)
May be adopted, but he's gonna fit right in!
Good on him!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Insom, Cleopatra had 600 slaves hauling her into Rome.. It's all about presentation.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:48 PM (eBJ9w)
If you've got it baby, flaunt it.
--Max Bialystok
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (L1id+)
He was the first president who actually hated the country. He brought on all this racial division when he was in a position to make the country greater but putting the issue to rest once and for all, instead he tried to destroy the country.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 09:45 PM (o1Bgo)
Since I like watching the LP the way I like watching stock car race crashes . . . WHAT?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (WyVLE)
I was listening to the radio tonight while preparing dinner and dancing around the kitchen.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:53 PM (ptqGC)
Just make sure we have time to plan this event out completely!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:55 PM (eTZoJ)
Washington Examiner: John Brennan escapes prosecution in Durham investigation.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxw7br9q
Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2020 09:55 PM (sGotD)
I keep forgetting about that shit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:56 PM (eBJ9w)
Posted by: Amalgamated Amalgam at August 07, 2020 09:57 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 07, 2020 09:57 PM (uhGSf)
Good on him!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (eTZoJ)
He is my brother-in-law's niece's son, and holy cow, he takes after my brother-in-law! He also looks like my nephews and acts just like them, so yes, he fits right in!
Posted by: pookysgirl, drinking low-calorie.... cocktails at August 07, 2020 09:57 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2020 09:58 PM (EGyGV)
Washington Examiner: John Brennan escapes prosecution in Durham investigation.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxw7br9q
Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2020 09:55 PM (sGotD)
If there was any intent to prosecute anyone they could have done that before Mueller was wrapped up.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 07, 2020 09:58 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 09:59 PM (0QYMt)
Even men in the North wanted him dead.
Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2020 09:59 PM (Y274z)
Superpowers: Hanging upside down, hyper-sonar scream "LEEEEGALLLLWEEEEEEEEED" for navigation, prehensile leathery wings incapable of flight out of Mom's basement.
Weakness: Cheetos
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:59 PM (luzVb)
@RaheemKassam
Trump just got Jim Acosta to report that Jim Acosta is fake news.
Jim Acosta
@Acosta 1h
Before news conf Trump was caught on a hot mic telling people at club..."You'll get to meet the fake news tonight. You'll get to see what I have to go through. Who's there? Oh all my killers are there, wow. So you'll get to see some of the people that we deal with every day"
6:46 PM · Aug 7, 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 07, 2020 09:59 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2020 09:58 PM (EGyGV)
Better than "Lemming of the B.D.A."
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 09:59 PM (WyVLE)
I am not good at that.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 07, 2020 10:00 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 07, 2020 10:00 PM (mrA4z)
NGU: Bond Villain
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2020 09:58 PM (EGyGV)
lol
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:58 PM (zr5Kq)
*fistbump*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2020 10:00 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 10:00 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 07, 2020 09:57 PM (uhGSf)
Any apparent correlation of the state to 'conservative' is purely coincidental.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 07, 2020 10:00 PM (1g7ch)
I've had a two hour surgery and my doc said if I screw this up, I'm looking at repeating it.
No damned way. And I challenge all the youngsters to recover as quickly as this old girl is doing. Y'all can all get the hell off my lawn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 10:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 10:01 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (LWu6U)
Similar comment for O'bOzo. If he had loved America and worked for the people and the country, where would we be now...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 10:01 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 10:01 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Iris at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (6lKe4)
Columbus, OH. The job would be in Arlington, although it sounds like right now everyone is fully teleworking and prior to the shutdown they were teleworking three days a week.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 07, 2020 10:02 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:30 PM (sd8p
She said, without evidence.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 10:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (sd8p
I'm not a believer but I love "Shout to the Lord". Darlene Zesch grabs you and runs away with you.
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 10:03 PM (XxJt1)
I am not good at that.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 07, 2020 10:00 PM (LWu6U)
Eh, I like your nic. It reminds me of 2011's Occupy Wall Street, where all this insanity started. Many people on this blog predicted the rise of Pantifa, and so you keep the Nostrafuckingdamus tradition alive.
Posted by: pookysgirl, 'Ette since... well, forever at August 07, 2020 10:03 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 10:03 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: pookysgirl, drinking low-calorie.... cocktails at August 07, 2020 09:57 PM (XKZwp)
Future Moron in training...
Raise them up in the way that they should go!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 10:04 PM (eTZoJ)
I keep forgetting about that shit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:56 PM (ptqGC)
******
I have Tinnitus in Left ear especially. It sucks, But I roadied & ran sound for 2 rock Bands.l a long time ago, In a faraway place
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 07, 2020 10:05 PM (mrA4z)
CORRECT!!
Oh wait. Our judges have just let me know that is incorrect. The correct answer is "Jerrack Hobamuh".
Something like that. Moving on...
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:52 PM (luzVb)
damn!
Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 10:06 PM (o1Bgo)
But I roadied ran sound for 2 rock Bands.l a long time ago, In a
faraway place
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 07, 2020 10:05 PM (mrA4z)
Oooh, I'm intrigued. Who, when and where? My late husband did that back in the day.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 10:07 PM (sd8p8)
Notice what others are doing: if you wear it just over your mouth, you can breathe normally. Nobody will bother you.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 10:07 PM (/2aWP)
Expect someone harmed by them to start reaching out and touching them.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 07, 2020 10:07 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 10:07 PM (HviJ/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 10:08 PM (eTZoJ)
*********
Just Local SW Pa. Rock Bands
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 07, 2020 10:08 PM (mrA4z)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 07, 2020 10:08 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 10:09 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2020 10:09 PM (k9X8l)
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 10:07 PM (/2aWP)
It just drives me crazy. It is so hypocritical. They are doing absolutely nothing and yet we are required to pretend that it is helping.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 10:09 PM (sd8p8)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 10:07 PM (HviJ/)
The vast amount of incredible music celebrating Christ should make you think seriously about him!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 10:10 PM (eTZoJ)
I keep forgetting about that shit.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:56 PM (ptqGC)
******
I have Tinnitus in Left ear especially. It sucks, But I roadied & ran sound for 2 rock Bands.l a long time ago, In a faraway place
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleiman
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Pfft. Pikers.
Episodic vertigo
Tinnitus
Deaf in R. ear
Meniere's
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2020 10:10 PM (DMQdU)
I am not good at that.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 07, 2020 10:00 PM (LWu6U)
never explain.
Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 10:12 PM (o1Bgo)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 10:13 PM (sd8p8)
Episodic vertigo
Tinnitus
Deaf in R. ear
Meniere's
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2020 10:10 PM (DMQdU)
*******
I had vertigo once & I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy! you are in my thoughts & Prayers
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 07, 2020 10:13 PM (mrA4z)
Episodic vertigo when you are stine cold sober is scary as ...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 10:16 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 10:20 PM (eTZoJ)
I keep forgetting about that shit.
I've been through the whole diagnosis process, at 59 I've got moderate hearing loss in the right ear and a little more than that especially at high freqs in the left. Plus the tinnitus: punk clubs and power tools.
Had hearing test, had MRI, was scheduled for another hearing test and maybe hearing aids...
Posted by: JEM at August 07, 2020 10:39 PM (8erNz)
Expect someone harmed by them to start reaching out and touching them.
I wouldn't mind to see it in volume.
Posted by: JEM at August 07, 2020 10:41 PM (8erNz)
Her source must be the same G**dammed jackass U of W scientist that Emperor Jay Inslee is using to continue the wanton destruction of WA state.
He used the same nonsense yesterday, and quoted this "study".
How about actual statistics, as gamed as they are?
Oh, he forgot to show his work, again.
What a tool of the Communist Chinese Party. Anything to hurt Trump, so what if hundreds of thousands of WA state citizens have had their lives ruined by his edicts.
More bankruptcies, divorces, suicides, domestic violence.
It's how Jay Inslee rolls.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2020 10:54 PM (sy5kK)
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Posted by: Matthew Martin at August 07, 2020 11:48 PM (BbTzm)
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)
"God looks after fools and the United States." -- Otto von Bismarck
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