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Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at August 07, 2020 09:03 PM (ZTJjv) 2
Fantastic!
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 07, 2020 09:03 PM (w7KSn) 3
Ha ha.
Posted by: Methos at August 07, 2020 09:04 PM (kOpft) 4
love it
Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 09:05 PM (ONvIw) 5
I love it.
Posted by: WisRich at August 07, 2020 09:05 PM (qKfc+) 6
This is so good. It is pure Ayers. And Lenin.
Only used against themselves. Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 07, 2020 09:05 PM (w7KSn) Posted by: notsothoreau at August 07, 2020 09:05 PM (JKNZq) 8
You're not here for the hunting, are you?
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 09:05 PM (B2mhs) 9
Burn Baby, burn. Posted by: fixerupper at August 07, 2020 09:05 PM (nw6Hr) 10
I just love PDT!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:06 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: "Bull" Wynn at August 07, 2020 09:06 PM (DMUuz) 12
The "political activity" remark was a shot at DC allowing the attendees of the John Lewis funeral to avoid the quarantine requirement when returning to DC. They had an exception for political activity and said the funeral qualified.
Posted by: Mark1971 at August 07, 2020 09:07 PM (xPl2J) 13
Sadly, there will never be another Trump.
We can hope and pray that Melania has Barron in training. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:07 PM (ptqGC) 14
I love this man!!!
Posted by: Heidi at August 07, 2020 09:07 PM (csiRd) 15
In related Troll Master activities, Giuliani just sent a letter to the Debate Commission demanding that Biden appear live on-stage for the debates.
He cced it to: Frmr. Vice-President Joe Biden Basement Wilmington, DE https://tinyurl.com/basement-boi Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:07 PM (unn44) 16
Do you reckon that we are at the 'draws the short straw' stage for these press buffoons?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 07, 2020 09:07 PM (yQpMk) 17
So I don't know for sure, but Tucker had a report tonight about a couple of gope turds who are involved with Trump's campaign communications that are working to get influence for their crowd back.
While Trump did make the erroneous statement about wearing masks being patriotic, I suspect it was those two who thought making the idiot notion a campaign mailer. Posted by: Methos at August 07, 2020 09:08 PM (kOpft) 18
Speaking of troll, where is Dr. Fuckie?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 07, 2020 09:08 PM (FqeNY) 19
God love him, our president is a very funny man.
Posted by: JuJuBee at August 07, 2020 09:08 PM (mNhhD) 20
Trump wants to kill all our chirruns and grandmas!!! Stay safe.
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at August 07, 2020 09:08 PM (EgshT) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:08 PM (unn44) Posted by: irright at August 07, 2020 09:08 PM (RVcmP) 23
Alinski you son of b*tch, Trump read your book.
Posted by: WisRich at August 07, 2020 09:09 PM (qKfc+) 24
The man.
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 07, 2020 09:09 PM (BRkq2) 25
This is my President I voted for.
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2020 09:09 PM (XhWtx) 26
Difference between Trump and NeverTrump:
Donald will never cower in a closet watching his wife getting roggered by the pool boy. Donald is the man NeverTrump wives are fantasizing about while getting roggered. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:09 PM (ptqGC) 27
After weeks of watching Trump's mouth move while Fauxi speaks, I'll take it.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:10 PM (luzVb) 28
If only he had the support of his own purported party, imagine where we'd be even with the Dem and ChiCom interference!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:10 PM (eTZoJ) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2020 09:10 PM (s2VJv) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2020 09:10 PM (oVJmc) 31
That was a nice shot, gotta give credit where it's due.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:10 PM (NWiLs) 32
That just got him another 20,000 votes in Ohio, PA, MI, etc.......
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at August 07, 2020 09:10 PM (JUOKG) 33
> Trump wants to kill all our chirruns and grandmas!!!
Still waiting for the New Pravda to become effective, now that Cuck Schemer has switched positions and demanding that the schools must open. Yesterday, Trump wanted to KILL CHILDREN by opening schools. Today, the communist indoctrination must flow. I wonder if they suddenly realized that people were serious about taking away their money if they didn't open. A moment of clarity, one might call it. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (unn44) 34
28 If only he had the support of his own purported party, imagine where we'd be even with the Dem and ChiCom interference!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:10 PM (eTZoJ) === This. This. THIS ALL DAY. Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (BRkq2) 35
I may not like this man, but he fights.
Posted by: GuyFromNH at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (pZox7) 36
Yeah, that was great !
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (zr5Kq) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (s2VJv) 38
Classic Trump...Right in their face...'smack!'
Posted by: Tentotwo at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (yhf6w) 39
"Does this fit in your ass? Lemme get my mallet; I'm sure I can make this fit."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (YqDXo) 40
Alinski you son of b*tch, Trump read your book.
Posted by: WisRich at August 07, 2020 09:09 PM (qKfc+) Bravo, good sir! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (eTZoJ) 41
This is the best on-the-spot response I have ever seen from a politician.
Reagan's "I am paying for this microphone" is up there, too. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (oVJmc) 42
It is not a peaceful protest until the bike locks crack skulls.
One can hope when the cameras went off... Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (1g7ch) 43
bonk bonk on the head
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (vuisn) 44
"Following guidelines."
Read, "being obedient little sheep to the overlords who now control every aspect of our lives." Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (wPVhA) 45
Still love my PDT but there is nothing remotely patriotic about Maskapalooza.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (EgshT) 46
Once again, watching PDT hold a press conference reminds me of Foghorn Leghorn picking up the dog by his tail and beating his ass with a board.
Love it! Posted by: Tonypete at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (Rvt88) 47
Tucker just exposed a couple of RNC Deep State tools. A husband and wife whose names escape me at this moment.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (ptqGC) 48
> If only he had the support of his own purported party
Trump has upwards of 90% support among party members, but there are still all kinds of "prominent Republicans" and "prominent conservatives" who hate him. Those people need to be ejected from the party. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (unn44) 49
Sadly, there will never be another Trump.
We can hope and pray that Melania has Barron in training. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:07 PM (ptqGC) Each age has someone. Reagan was the man for that time. Trump is the man for this time. In the future... we will have what we need...again. Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq) 50
Early night. For me. Have a great weekend, kids.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (s2VJv) Have a great birthday JJS, and thanks for the amazing work you do for the Morning Report! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:13 PM (eTZoJ) 51
gn JJ
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:13 PM (zr5Kq) 52
>>If only he had the support of his own purported party, imagine where we'd be even with the Dem and ChiCom interference!
The line seems to be getting brighter and the rewards smaller for not supporting Trump. We wanted a war, we got one. Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2020 09:13 PM (ZLI7S) 53
God looks out for drunks, children, and the United States of America.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 07, 2020 09:13 PM (yQpMk) 54
Please God, let me see a Trump-Biden debate. Please. I will never ask for another selfless thing. Please.
Posted by: Justbeginprivateiss at August 07, 2020 09:13 PM (r+ov6) 55
Jeb Bush weeps. He weeps for the loss of comity and mutual respect in American politics.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 09:13 PM (wPVhA) 56
Oh my gosh I LOVE this guy.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (hEUVZ) 57
Rest up, JJ. You are loved and valued here.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (luzVb) 59
G'night JJ
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (NWiLs) 60
Each age has someone. Reagan was the man for that time. Trump is the man for this time. In the future... we will have what we need...again.
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq) Soon... Posted by: Evan McMullin at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (wPVhA) 61
JS, this is punk rock gd so far
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (uhGSf) 62
did that idiot reporter who got owned by the trump preface his question by saying "we lost 60,000 Americans this week"?
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (rnk6i) 63
Wait...what?
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (mNhhD) 64
48 > If only he had the support of his own purported party
Trump has upwards of 90% support among party members, but there are still all kinds of "prominent Republicans" and "prominent conservatives" who hate him. Those people need to be ejected from the party. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (unn44) I think he is talking about the Establishment cucks that we are apparently stuck with in Washington. Yeah rank and file he's got huge support. Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2020 09:15 PM (vMCab) 65
trump should also go to one of these new public forums...street surfaces..and have his people do a peaceful protest writing out trump2020 landslide
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:15 PM (rnk6i) 66
For me. Have a great weekend, kids.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (s2VJv) You as well J.J. Posted by: WeBoned! at August 07, 2020 09:15 PM (8k7U7) 67
62 did that idiot reporter who got owned by the trump preface his question by saying "we lost 60,000 Americans this week"?
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (rnk6i) I heard that too Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 09:15 PM (ONvIw) 68
Oh did he crush that one. One of these days, may it never come, the press will realize they are dealing with a natural wit with excellent comedic timing.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 09:16 PM (0QYMt) 69
62 did that idiot reporter who got owned by the trump preface his question by saying "we lost 60,000 Americans this week"?
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (rnk6i) Try to think of the last place you saw them. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:16 PM (NWiLs) 70
JKC Trucking in Illinois just announced that they're refusing deliveries to any cities with a "defund the police" push going on, effective immediately.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:16 PM (unn44) 71
Each age has someone. Reagan was the man for that time. Trump is the man for this time. In the future... we will have what we need...again.
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq) Soon... Posted by: Evan McMullin at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (wPVhA)[ Ahem... Posted by: Mittens Rombley - Severe Credentialed Conservative at August 07, 2020 09:16 PM (eTZoJ) 72
lol.. well done Mr. President!
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:16 PM (dUJdY) 73
Since there were members pf the "media" in the room, I wish it had been a "mostly peaceful" protest.
Posted by: Miklos, a boy can dream at August 07, 2020 09:16 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar supremacist at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (J8nVw) 75
Please crap.
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (mNhhD) 76
67 62 did that idiot reporter who got owned by the trump preface his question by saying "we lost 60,000 Americans this week"?
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (rnk6i) I heard that too Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 09:15 PM (ONvIw) I assume it was "6,000" Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (vMCab) 77
> I think he is talking about the Establishment cucks that we are apparently stuck with in Washington. Yeah rank and file he's got huge support.
Yeah, that was my point. Those people no longer reflect the position of the party member, so they need to go. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (unn44) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (wPVhA) 79
did that idiot reporter who got owned by the trump preface his question by saying "we lost 60,000 Americans this week"?
You misspelled "viewers". Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (luzVb) 80
I would like to see another Julius Caesar.
Marius would work, up till he had his strokes. Sulla would be a last resort. Fucker got shit done, though. Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (x8Wzq) 81
Oh did he crush that one. One of these days, may it never come, the press will realize they are dealing with a natural wit with excellent comedic timing.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 09:16 PM (0QYMt) The MFM wouldn't know wit if it bit them in the ass. Posted by: DR.WTF at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (AiZBA) 82
Jack a Roe
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (uhGSf) 83
God Bless the United States of America and God Bless President Donald J. Trump!
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (CqHIp) 84
yeah...trump has about 95% positive approval from the base, but his fucking co-leadership in Congress and in state houses (plus roberts) think he's a poopy head who will lose the 2016 election if keeps grabbing people by the poooosie
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (rnk6i) 85
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:16 PM (unn44 Good. Hopefully more follow. Posted by: Vanya at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (q18PD) 86
Forty thousand men and women every day!!!
Posted by: A Scold of Blue Oyster Karens at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (EgshT) 87
did that idiot reporter who got owned by the trump preface his question by saying "we lost 60,000 Americans this week"?
probably a vegan. must have been hallucinating Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (zr5Kq) 88
did that idiot reporter who got owned by the trump preface his question by saying "we lost 60,000 Americans this week"?
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (rnk6i) I heard that too Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 09:15 PM (ONvIw) It may sound like a lot but its only about a tenth of the number we lost this week from gunshot wounds. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (wPVhA) 89
Redefine happiness...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (NWiLs) 90
did that idiot reporter who got owned by the trump preface his question by saying "we lost 60,000 Americans this week"?
It did sound like that. Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 09:19 PM (B2mhs) 91
Jewells!!!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:19 PM (TdMsT) 92
God Bless the United States of America and God Bless President Donald J. Trump!
Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (CqHIp) Yes. Heartily seconded. Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at August 07, 2020 09:19 PM (x8Wzq) 93
Doctor Birx said today that if we refuse to wear our masks, we'll have 300,000 dead Americans by December.
Jeebus, I'm sick of these assholes. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:19 PM (ptqGC) 94
I assume it was "6,000"
Posted by: buzzion at ===== wildly off, either way. I mean, I assume that's off. Did Cuomo ship off a new batch of nursing home patients off to die? Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:19 PM (rnk6i) 95
What happened to Leo Terrell? Did he take the red pill ?
Posted by: Pete Seria at August 07, 2020 09:19 PM (7ZQe3) 96
What's this "we" bullshit anyway? I didn't lose 60,000 Americans this week.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 09:20 PM (wPVhA) 97
Doctor Birx said today that if we refuse to wear our masks, we'll have 300,000 dead Americans by December.
Jeebus, I'm sick of these assholes. Posted by: Jane D'oh Would a stylish scarf do? Posted by: Miklos, anti-fashionista at August 07, 2020 09:20 PM (QzkSJ) 98
> Those people need to be ejected from the party a helicopter at high altitude.
Probably most of them wouldn't be worth putting to work on a canal -- they wouldn't do enough work to make up for the cost of the gruel. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:20 PM (unn44) 99
Doctor Birx said today that if we refuse to wear our masks, we'll have 300,000 dead Americans by December.
No no no! FFS just let Trump win his election, man. Don't get twisted pants, man. /sarc Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:21 PM (luzVb) 100
Good stuff Charlie.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2020 09:21 PM (ZLI7S) 101
What's this "we" bullshit anyway? I didn't lose 60,000 Americans this week.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 09:20 PM (wPVhA) Me either. Must be something they do in the media only. Lose Americans by the thousands. Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:21 PM (zr5Kq) 102
Doctor Birx said today that if we refuse to wear our masks, we'll have 300,000 dead Americans by December.
Jeebus, I'm sick of these assholes. Posted by: Jane D'oh But what does that walking corpse from L.A. County say? That's what I want to know. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 09:21 PM (wPVhA) 103
Ladyl!! How goes it? Are ya killin it on the court?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:21 PM (dUJdY) 104
Those 60000 Americans are probably in the couch with the remote and all that missing change.
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 07, 2020 09:21 PM (FqeNY) 105
Night, night, JJ. Don't let the bed bugs bite
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (XxJt1) 106
60,000 of me wandered off this week?
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (mNhhD) 107
I would like to see another Julius Caesar.
Marius would work, up till he had his strokes. Sulla would be a last resort. Fucker got shit done, though. Posted by: Pug Mahon Cincinnatus is your best option. Posted by: Miklosius Caroliniensis at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (QzkSJ) 108
Runner at 9:12 - precisely. We get the men we need when the times call them.
Seriously - who over the past forty years would have Donald Trump is the man we need! Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (0QYMt) 109
Doctor Birx said today that if we refuse to wear our masks, we'll have 300,000 dead Americans by December.
I guess all of Sweden is dead by now. Wait, no it's not . Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (zr5Kq) 110
Remember when The Jug Eared Fuckwit said something like "I wish I could just go full Bullworth and tell everyone what I really think! Hurr hurr..."
Well Trump just fucking does it, and doesn't ask permission. Because he's not a piece of shit phony assed simpering little vulva like Obama. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (6FeV1) 111
{{{Jewells and Ladyl}}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (ptqGC) 112
103 Ladyl!! How goes it? Are ya killin it on the court?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:21 PM (dUJdY) I'll find out tomorrow morning! Yikes! How are you, dahlin! Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (TdMsT) 113
Night JJ! Have a great weekend.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 07, 2020 09:23 PM (cKm0l) 114
Oh did he crush that one. One of these days, may it never come, the press will realize they are dealing with a natural wit with excellent comedic timing.
Reporters have no idea how low they are on the intellectual totem pole because their only opponents have been GOPe politicians. Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 09:23 PM (z36Kd) 115
Well Trump just fucking does it, and doesn't ask permission.
Because he's not a piece of shit phony assed simpering little vulva like Obama. Obama was a pussy. Trump is surrounded by pussies. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (luzVb) 116
Doctor Birx said today that if we refuse to wear our masks, we'll have 300,000 dead Americans by December.
300,000 new Democrats! Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (oVJmc) 117
Doctor Birx said today that if we refuse to wear our masks, we'll have 300,000 dead Americans by December.
Their lies get more laughably brazen each and every day. Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (EgshT) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (unn44) 119
To lose one American, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose 60,000 looks like carelessness.
Posted by: The Importance of Being Earnestly Miklos at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (QzkSJ) 120
Rsd feed links are broken
Posted by: Alex Brown at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (ZJW3J) Posted by: Dark Helmet at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (oVJmc) 122
Jane, how's the ankle coming along?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (dUJdY) 123
50 Early night. For me. Have a great weekend, kids.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2020 09:11 PM (s2VJv) Night JJ Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (BRkq2) 124
did that idiot reporter who got owned by the trump preface his question by saying "we lost 60,000 Americans this week"?
Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (rnk6i) I heard that too Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 09:15 PM (ONvIw) I assume it was "6,000" Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (vMCab) From CDC Week of 01 AUG 2020 (latest week reported) Deaths FROM all cause - 24,318 Deaths INVOLVING Covid - 1,100 Off damn near an order of magnitude no matter what it meant. Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (1g7ch) 125
Maud'dib, Hey Bro, I haven't had a Benny report in a long time, just sayin.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (eBJ9w) 126
Doctor Birx said today that if we refuse to wear our masks, we'll have 300,000 dead Americans by December.
As Gene Wilder noted, how long is this going to take? I haven't worn one in months. Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 09:25 PM (z36Kd) 127
Vulnavia vs the Democrats?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 09:25 PM (26sn8) 128
111 {{{Jewells and Ladyl}}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (ptqGC) Now we're getting somewhere. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:25 PM (NWiLs) 129
Right on, Mikey NTH, right on.
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:25 PM (zr5Kq) 130
119 To lose one American, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose 60,000 looks like carelessness.
Posted by: The Importance of Being Earnestly Miklos at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM (QzkSJ) I can't stop laughing. Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:25 PM (TdMsT) 131
Ladyl.. I'm doing okay. Have a getaway weekend next weekend and I can't wait to get out of Dodge!
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (dUJdY) 132
Dr. Varno at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (vuisn)
That made me immediately think of "Maxwell's Silver Hammer". Posted by: Grannymimi at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (u5LFV) 133
Redefine happiness...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (NWiLs) That is the first step! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (eTZoJ) 134
Jane D'oh: "We can hope and pray that Melania has Barron in training."
Before we get to Barron, there's a couple other Trumps in queue. I sense a dynasty in the making. The MAGA Dynasty. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (HhXSr) 135
102 Doctor Birx said today that if we refuse to wear our masks, we'll have 300,000 dead Americans by December.
Jeebus, I'm sick of these assholes. Posted by: Jane D'oh But what does that walking corpse from L.A. County say? That's what I want to know. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 09:21 PM (wPVhA) So, logically speaking, if we keep doing this mask thing, then no one will ever catch any other communicable disease ever again, and we can cut our healthcare leviathan by 90% just to deal with obstetrics, geriatrics, and the occasional cancer or congenital malady. Sounds good to me!!! Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (6FeV1) 136
{{{{The World}}}}
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq) Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (TdMsT) 138
Cops stabbing the tires of a van used to haul pantifags around:
Just cutting the valve stems, or the sidewalls? Because sidewalls can't be fixed... Posted by: Dark Helmet at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: pookysgirl, drinking low-calorie.... cocktails at August 07, 2020 09:27 PM (XKZwp) 140
133 Redefine happiness...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:18 PM (NWiLs) That is the first step! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM Step 2: don't fear the Reaper Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs) 141
I assume it was "6,000"
The only "6" that I've heard recently is that the CDC said only 6% of the deaths were just chinavirus. The others had an average of 2.4 other things going on- like car accidents. Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 09:27 PM (KfC1e) 142
Remember when The Jug Eared Fuckwit said something like "I wish I could just go full Bullworth and tell everyone what I really think! Hurr hurr..."
Well Trump just fucking does it, and doesn't ask permission. Because he's not a piece of shit phony assed simpering little vulva like Obama. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (6FeV1) I think you just called his bluff. Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 07, 2020 09:27 PM (yQpMk) 143
{{{Cheesecake with strawberries}}}
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:27 PM (zr5Kq) 144
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This is the best on-the-spot response I have ever seen from a politician. Posted by: irright at August 07, 2020 09:08 PM (RVcmP) Nothing about that was on-the-spot. It was planned. By different people than those who've have been handling things before. It's about time. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (7yB/U) 145
Jewells, I'm outta the wheelchair. Doc is amazed I'm healing so well. In a boot, knee brace and walker. Quit using the walker today as long as I'm wearing knee brace. I DO NOT want that fucker to dislocate and cause the damage to my ankle or other body parts ever again.
My PT guy sez I'm doing great, too. I'll miss y'all in Texas. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (ptqGC) 146
92-Thirded.
Posted by: vivi at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (11H2y) 147
Doctor Birx said today that if we refuse to wear our masks, we'll have 300,000 dead Americans by December.
Even if. It is not worth doing shit about it. Wait. 300,000? That would be significantly lower than deaths DUE TO all causes in a normal year already anyway. Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (1g7ch) 148
We can be like they are!!!
Posted by: A Scold of Blue Oyster Karens at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (EgshT) 149
128 111 {{{Jewells and Ladyl}}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:22 PM (ptqGC) Now we're getting somewhere. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:25 PM (NWiLs) Insom, add SMH, WDS, Mrs Eromero, and Ben Had plus many others too numerous to name and you have a perfect MoMee! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (eTZoJ) 150
> 125 Maud'dib, Hey Bro, I haven't had a Benny report in a long time, just sayin.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:24 PM Hey Sis! Benny is doing great. We recently had a week with 5 little grandkids and he was perfectly gentle with them and helped wear their butts out. Been working on upland game bird training, which he loves. That makes the training easy, as you well know. Posted by: Muad'dib at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (cKm0l) 151
thatsa my President!
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 09:29 PM (FSBqz) 152
136 {{{{The World}}}}
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq) {{{Life, the universe and everything}}} PS. Don't panic. Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:29 PM (TdMsT) 153
> Just cutting the valve stems, or the sidewalls? Because sidewalls can't be fixed...
Looks like stabbing the sidewalls to me. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:29 PM (unn44) 154
Doctor Birx said today that if we refuse to wear our masks, we'll have 300,000 dead Americans by December.
So worst case, Trump saved 2.2 million Americans. I can live with that. Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 07, 2020 09:29 PM (yQpMk) 155
I'll miss y'all in Texas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (ptqGC) There will be a toast or three in your honor! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:30 PM (eTZoJ) 156
Hey, I'm here.
Been lurking for an hour or so after I got hung up with the squirrels and then couldn't catch up with what everyone is talking about. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:30 PM (sd8p8) 157
> Nothing about that was on-the-spot. It was planned.
Yes. Note that Trump had the text of the regulation (or whatever) right in front of him and was able to read from it. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:30 PM (unn44) 158
I'll miss y'all in Texas.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM (ptqGC) Jane--is there any way we can get you to Texas? Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:30 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:30 PM (unn44) 160
Dark Helmet: "Just cutting the valve stems, or the sidewalls? Because sidewalls can't be fixed..."
Knife stabbing to their bladders. There won't be survivors. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 07, 2020 09:31 PM (HhXSr) 161
Cops stabbing the tires of a van used to haul pantifags around:
Pantifa claims it's a "snack van" with food and drinks. Having seen the footage, I don't think most of them need more calories. Posted by: Ian S. at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (6XLoz) 162
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67 62 did that idiot reporter who got owned by the trump preface his question by saying "we lost 60,000 Americans this week"? Posted by: guest myspace user at August 07, 2020 09:14 PM (rnk6i) I heard that too Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 09:15 PM (ONvIw) I assume it was "6,000" Posted by: buzzion at August 07, 2020 09:17 PM (vMCab) Before the Chinese Lung AIDS 7,500 people died in the US for various reasons every single day on average. Every day. How did anyone ever manage go outside before? Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (7yB/U) 163
161 Cops stabbing the tires of a van used to haul pantifags around:
Pantifa claims it's a "snack van" with food and drinks. Having seen the footage, I don't think most of them need more calories. Posted by: Ian S. at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (6XLoz) OK. So we slashed the tires on your snack van then. Get fucked. Posted by: The Cops at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (6FeV1) 164
cfo mom posted last night. She's in the hospital and thought she might be back home this weekend.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (JKNZq) 165
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:29 PM (TdMsT) ['/i]
And a towel... https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/964943-a -towel-it-says-is-about-the-most-massively-useful Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (eTZoJ) 166
131 Ladyl.. I'm doing okay. Have a getaway weekend next weekend and I can't wait to get out of Dodge!
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:26 PM (dUJdY) That's wonderful, Jewells! Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:33 PM (TdMsT) 167
Ladyl, nope. Hopefully having a big family reunion on the FL Gulf coast end of September. My late mom's family. Hope it's still on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:33 PM (ptqGC) 168
President Trump is the troll master blaster.
He should have said in following up: "Hey reporter, how does my ass taste now?"..... Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 07, 2020 09:33 PM (Z+IKu) Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:33 PM (eBJ9w) Posted by: Mikkos, Coolie like that at August 07, 2020 09:33 PM (QzkSJ) 171
> cfo mom posted last night. She's in the hospital and thought she might be back home this weekend.
Thanks. Not glad that she's in the hospital, obviously, but glad she was heard from. I've been worried. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:33 PM (unn44) 172
159 Did we ever hear anything back from cfo mom?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:30 PM (unn44) She checked in last night from the hospital. She was hoping to be going home this weekend, but who knows. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (NWiLs) 173
165 Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:29 PM (TdMsT) ['/i] And a towel... https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/964943-a -towel-it-says-is-about-the-most-massively-useful Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (eTZoJ) Yes. A towel and a Babel fish. Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (TdMsT) 174
I wish the medical team could stop making predictions about how many people could die if this or that. Shut the fuck up and stop inciting panic.
Posted by: vivi at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (11H2y) 175
> Pantifa claims it's a "snack van" with food and drinks.
Yeah, well, they also claim that setting shit on fire is a "peaceful protest", so there you have it. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (unn44) 176
Antifa must be very upset that other people think that they can hinder Antifa! They need to call the police on those vandals!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (0QYMt) 177
Oh Jane I'm so sad you won't be there but glad you are healing!
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (dUJdY) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (eTZoJ) Posted by: AltonJackson at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (DUIap) 180
Oh, definite sidewall damage there.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (yQpMk) 181
Ben Had, we'll miss you. Husband is getting business back up since the Peking Peril.
We won't see vacation time again until next year. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (ptqGC) 182
Ian S.: "Pantifa claims it's a 'snack van' with food and drinks."
Those poor, starving insurrectionists. It's all so tragic that Twinkies and coffee will now be unavailable. We're all crushed at this crime against humanity. Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (HhXSr) 183
167 Ladyl, nope. Hopefully having a big family reunion on the FL Gulf coast end of September. My late mom's family. Hope it's still on.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:33 PM (ptqGC) Too much travel? Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (TdMsT) 184
175 > Pantifa claims it's a "snack van" with food and drinks.
Yeah, well, they also claim that setting shit on fire is a "peaceful protest", so there you have it. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (unn44) The cops were just "giving the snack van a tune up". Posted by: Someguy at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (Zm+LZ) 185
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (TdMsT)
Thanks for all the fish! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (eTZoJ) 186
174 I wish the medical team could stop making predictions about how many people could die if this or that. Shut the fuck up and stop inciting panic.
Posted by: vivi at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (11H2y) Ever notice how people who bitch the most about there being "too many people" for Mother Earth to support are usually the same ones wetting their underoos over "just one life"? Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (6FeV1) 187
The only better response would have been LOLGF.
I hope he breaks that one out after winning re-election ... Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (WqPYg) 188
> Antifa must be very upset that other people think that they can hinder Antifa!
There've been, what, four or five incidents lately where they've ventured out of their hive of scum and villainy, only to run away like the prissy little bitches they are on being confronted by homeowners? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:36 PM (unn44) 189
I don;t think the democrats understand about charisma. Trump spent years on TV and you don;t attract women like Melania if you don;t have that something extra. Reagan had it too and was constantly underestimated. There is no way that Biden can work a crowd the way Trump can and sooner or later he is going to have to make a speech in public in front of an audience.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:36 PM (sd8p8) 190
Good evening, Alton Jackson!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:36 PM (TdMsT) 191
She checked in last night from the hospital. She was hoping to be going home this weekend, but who knows.
Thanks Insom.. I hadn't seen anything until now. Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:36 PM (dUJdY) 192
144- Nothing about that was on-the-spot. It was planned. By different people than those who've have been handling things before. It's about time.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 07, 2020 09:28 PM Do you think the question was planted or is the media just so predictable that his team knew it would be coming? Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2020 09:36 PM (qe5CM) 193
Jane D'oh carried in a sedan chair by Insom. Miklos, Hrothgar, Weasel, Na Cly and Exex.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (eBJ9w) 194
We won't see vacation time again until next year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (ptqGC) Please tell me TX in 2021 is on your permanent unalterable calendar! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (eTZoJ) 195
Nice.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (NgKpN) 196
Someone on Twitter called Trump an icon and a living legend. I hope this torments Obama
Posted by: Jmel at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (bVhJi) 197
185 Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (TdMsT)
Thanks for all the fish! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (eTZoJ) Ha! Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (ZBbLV) 199
193 Jane D'oh carried in a sedan chair by Insom. Miklos, Hrothgar, Weasel, Na Cly and Exex.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (eBJ9w) There is something very right about this... Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (TdMsT) 200
Do you think the question was planted or is the media just so predictable that his team knew it would be coming?
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2020 09:36 PM (qe5CM) No possible way it was a plant. I'm surprised it's taken this long. Now, the people who weren't wearing masks there may have been planted to illicit the inevitable Karenism.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (6FeV1) 201
test
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (FSBqz) 202
193 Jane D'oh carried in a sedan chair by Insom. Miklos, Hrothgar, Weasel, Na Cly and Exex.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (eBJ9w) Now we need to arrange for the ceremonial band... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (eTZoJ) 203
*wraps towel completely around head*
*thwarts Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal* Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (NWiLs) 204
Ben Had, this break was bad, plus the dislocated ankle and knee.
I'm a mess, but I'm working hard with my therapist. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (FSBqz) 206
"I can't spare the man. He fights." - Abraham Lincoln referring to Ulysses S. Grant and me referring to Donald J. Trump.
Posted by: JAS at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (R0nQm) 207
184- by disabling the snack van the cops were protecting the rantifux from diabetes and heart disease.
Posted by: vivi at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (11H2y) Posted by: ibguy at August 07, 2020 09:39 PM (1IRbd) 209
193 Jane D'oh carried in a sedan chair by Insom. Miklos, Hrothgar, Weasel, Na Cly and Exex.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (eBJ9w) It'll take six of us to carry her? Good lord, how much does that boot weigh? Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:39 PM (NWiLs) 210
Ever notice how people who bitch the most about
there being "too many people" for Mother Earth to support are usually the same ones wetting their underoos over "just one life"? Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:35 PM (6FeV1) It's amusing to watch one of my favorite American mangakas simultaneously freak out over kids going back to school and police arresting violent protesters. Total. Cognitive. Dissonance. Posted by: pookysgirl, drinking low-calorie.... cocktails at August 07, 2020 09:39 PM (XKZwp) 211
> Someone on Twitter called Trump an icon and a living legend. I hope this torments Obama
In one hundred years, Trump will still be a legend. Obama will be a footnote/trivia question, akin to "Who was the first left-handed President?" Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:39 PM (unn44) 212
Hi Sharon!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:39 PM (TdMsT) 213
I loved the video of the church service in Walmart. There shouold be more of that. I think there was one in a casino in Vegas too.
They should hold classes for kids in a supermarket. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:40 PM (sd8p8) 214
cfomom was still having problems typing as her fingers were numb. That's why she hasn't been posting. Don't know what the doctors found out.
Posted by: notsothoreau at August 07, 2020 09:40 PM (JKNZq) 215
163 161 Cops stabbing the tires of a van used to haul pantifags around:
Pantifa claims it's a "snack van" with food and drinks. Having seen the footage, I don't think most of them need more calories. Posted by: Ian S. at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (6XLoz) OK. So we slashed the tires on your snack van then. Get fucked. Posted by: The Cops at August 07, 2020 09:32 PM (6FeV1) Professional Military all know the importance of Logistics. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2020 09:40 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:40 PM (eTZoJ) 217
I'd love a sedan chair with an accompanying kazoo band.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:40 PM (ptqGC) 218
Do you think the question was planted or is the media just so predictable that his team knew it would be coming?
Posted by: Moonbeam at August 07, 2020 09:36 PM (qe5CM) The room was filled with people not wearing masks who clapped. Have you ever heard clapping in the White House Press Room before, for ANY President? That was clearly planned. He even glanced at his notes to get the sound bite right. I'm not complaining, that shit worked. It's about time. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 07, 2020 09:41 PM (7yB/U) 219
Dammit, how could I forget {{{Jewells45}}}!
Well, I mean I was gonna say something! Hugs back at ya! Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 09:41 PM (dUJdY) 220
Jane, Dearest, I know how terrible this was but you have to know how much we love you and want you with us.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:41 PM (eBJ9w) 221
Trump is the man for this time. In the future... we will have what we need...again.
Posted by: runner And every man for the age has his foil. Reagan had the hapless, blinkered Carter. Trump had the hapless, blinkered Dogeater. Posted by: Blutarski at August 07, 2020 09:42 PM (nnf6G) 222
I always thought that removing the valves and leaving them on the ground was a good method of civil disobedience. No real vandalism. Just a pain in the ass for to put them in an get the tires refilled.
Posted by: JAS at August 07, 2020 09:42 PM (R0nQm) 223
Hey ladyl. How are you ? Does the fake mask work? I've been cutting down the amount of time I have to wear the mask and pulling it down to my shin whever possible. I am amazed that I see people by themselves walking down the street wearing a mask.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:42 PM (sd8p8) 224
Obama will be a footnote/trivia question, akin to "Who was the first left-handed President?"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:39 PM (unn44) Yup.....The Oblablas will become a "Jeopardy" question n the future. "What former President and his husband used the most duct tape while in office?"........ Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 07, 2020 09:42 PM (Z+IKu) 225
Trump is a very rare combination of intelligent, persuasive, charming and funny. With a spine of steel *and* he loves this country.
The idea that he's a tweeting foot-in-mouth racist buffoon is unadulterated fiction based merely on a caricature of his worst traits. I wish I could live for one minute in a reality where Democrats again thought he was theirs and did halo pictures and paeans. Just to see it. I don't need to exist there. For many it will all only be appreciated in wistful hindsight. Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 09:42 PM (HviJ/) 226
Shzron, you are correct. And Trump has been in the center of the media world for 40 years, and in Hollywood and NYC that is something to say.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 09:42 PM (0QYMt) 227
174 I wish the medical team could stop making predictions about how many
people could die if this or that. Shut the fuck up and stop inciting panic. Posted by: vivi at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (11H2y) _________ Caller to Dennis Prager's show today told a wonderful Jewish parable. I can't do it justice (and don't recall the source), but the bottom line was: A rabbi had foretold that a plague would visit the city and kill 5000 people, but 15,000 actually had died after it swept through. When the rabbi was confronted by the townspeople as to why his prediction was wrong, he replied: "5000 did die from the plague, but 10,000 died from fear." Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2020 09:42 PM (WqPYg) 228
> Professional Military all know the importance of Logistics.
Cut off the supply of half-caf skinny soy lattes and organic hummus, and pretty soon Antifa's soldiers will lose the will to fight. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (unn44) 229
chin, not shin although I would do it if I thought I could get away with it.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (sd8p8) 230
Who was the first Hate Whitey President?
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (HviJ/) 231
207 184- by disabling the snack van the cops were protecting the rantifux from diabetes and heart disease.
Posted by: vivi at August 07, 2020 09:38 PM (11H2y) Healthy Choices. Swap out that twinkie for a Curly Pete's All-Organic Flax Ingot. Dump that nasty chemical laden tap water in your Yeti and fill it up with Dr. Kulvinder's Free Range Kiwi Serum (now with extra kale hairs!) Insist on only E85 automotive fuel and up-cycled glass bottles for your Russian Party Favors. Now get out there and Smash Capitalism!!!!! Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (6FeV1) 232
The room was filled with people not wearing masks who clapped. Sounds like Someone received The Message. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (luzVb) 233
Moonbeam: "Do you think the question was planted or is the media just so predictable that his team knew it would be coming?"
Ever watch White House Press Secretary Kayleigh? She pulls out the WH Encyclopedia of Resposes for Democrat Activists at every press conference. Thumbs through the pages and, dynamically, processes the answer. Pretty surgical and well-rehearsed. So, knowing the MFM better than the MFM knows itself is step one. Yanking out the nice way to say LOLGF in DC-speak is step two. It's amazing that the MFM manufactures the most outlandish, outrageous questions and statements now, and yet this WH has a ready response. I mean more than the deserved "GFY". Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (HhXSr) Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (iN8Q9) 235
I only regret that I have but one Trump to give for my country.
Posted by: SFGoth at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (KAi1n) 236
Ben Had, we D'ohs will miss everyone terribly. D'oh Boy looks forward to bringing his wonderful girlfriend to the MoMe in the future.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:44 PM (ptqGC) 237
Which American President ate a cooked dog?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:44 PM (luzVb) 238
This is what the 9 week old Border Collie eats a day. Morning a cup of dry puppy food. Noon a large table spoon of yogurt and cottage cheese. Half a cup of dried puppy food at 3 pm. Another half a cup of dried puppy food with us at dinner. Before bed another table spoon of yogurt and cottage cheese.
Plus the peanutbutter filled Kongs and beef, chicken, pork chew toys. She sleeps all 8-9 hours straight at night. Takes two 4 hour naps during the day. The rest is working and playing and chilling.... and plotting and scheming. She runs hot her metabolism is so naturally high. It's crazy. Posted by: Maskhole at August 07, 2020 09:45 PM (HJY+O) 239
The Libertarian Party candidate for president was just bitten by a bat.
Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 09:45 PM (o1Bgo) 240
209 193 Jane D'oh carried in a sedan chair by Insom. Miklos, Hrothgar, Weasel, Na Cly and Exex.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:37 PM (eBJ9w) It'll take six of us to carry her? Good lord, how much does that boot weigh? Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 09:39 PM (NWiLs) I think it's more about ride quality than load bearing.... Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:46 PM (6FeV1) 241
217 I'd love a sedan chair with an accompanying
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:40 PM (ptqGC) FIXT Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:46 PM (eTZoJ) 242
238 This is what the 9 week old Border Collie eats a day. Morning a cup of dry puppy food. Noon a large table spoon of yogurt and cottage cheese. Half a cup of dried puppy food at 3 pm. Another half a cup of dried puppy food with us at dinner. Before bed another table spoon of yogurt and cottage cheese.
Plus the peanutbutter filled Kongs and beef, chicken, pork chew toys. She sleeps all 8-9 hours straight at night. Takes two 4 hour naps during the day. The rest is working and playing and chilling.... and plotting and scheming. She runs hot her metabolism is so naturally high. It's crazy. Posted by: Maskhole at August 07, 2020 09:45 PM (HJY+O) Border collies are one of my very favorite breeds. Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:47 PM (TdMsT) 243
When you guys haul Jane in on the sedan chair can I be the flower girl? This cries out for a petal-strewn carpet.
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 09:47 PM (XxJt1) 244
I've never had a dog that creates their own and thrives under self made structure. She is like a soldier.
Posted by: Maskhole at August 07, 2020 09:47 PM (HJY+O) 245
C'mon, man!
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 09:47 PM (dR6lV) 246
loved the video of the church service in Walmart. There shouold be more of that. I think there was one in a casino in Vegas too.
They should hold classes for kids in a supermarket. Posted by: sharon(willow's This is, in some ways, a good thing about this lockdown b.s. It reminds everyone of the basic truth of faith that so many have forgotten: the building is nice, but you don't actually need it. Jesus himself said that if three people got together to pray, we would be there. That's the important thing, not the robes or the organ or the stained glass. All of that is great, but when push comes to shove, you don't need it. Posted by: Vanya at August 07, 2020 09:48 PM (q18PD) 247
D'oh Boy looks forward to bringing his wonderful girlfriend to the MoMe in the future.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:44 PM (ptqGC) That will be great, I sense another 'ette added to the team! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:48 PM (eTZoJ) 248
Which American President ate a cooked dog?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:44 PM (luzVb) GROVER Cleveland? Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 09:48 PM (o1Bgo) 249
Insom, Cleopatra had 600 slaves hauling her into Rome.. It's all about presentation.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:48 PM (eBJ9w) 250
Me and the kids downloaded and subscribed to DogTv for her. She loves it! The other dogs ignore it. lol
Posted by: Maskhole at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (HJY+O) 251
Mask news :
"The new oral hygiene issue - caused by, you guessed it, wearing a mask all the time to prevent the spread of the coronavirus- is leading to all kinds of dental disasters like decaying teeth, receding gum lines and seriously sour breath." Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (zr5Kq) 252
Note that Trump had the text of the regulation (or whatever) right in front of him and was able to read from it.
He was playing. There is no text of said regulation. Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (Lt1JN) 253
When you guys haul Jane in on the sedan chair can I be the flower girl? This cries out for a petal-strewn carpet.
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 09:47 PM (XxJt1) Ben Had is going to need a videographer for that event! The souvenir DVDs sales will cover the Balvenie! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (eTZoJ) 254
223 Hey ladyl. How are you ? Does the fake mask work? I've been cutting down the amount of time I have to wear the mask and pulling it down to my shin whever possible. I am amazed that I see people by themselves walking down the street wearing a mask.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:42 PM (sd8p ![]() The mask is mesh, and you can breath easily while wearing it. But because I don't like being told what to do, I usually pull it down once I've entered the store. Just to incite fear and panic. Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (TdMsT) 255
The Libertatian Party candidate was bitten by a bat? So we got a Vampirtarian?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (0QYMt) 256
251 Mask news :
"The new oral hygiene issue - caused by, you guessed it, wearing a mask all the time to prevent the spread of the coronavirus- is leading to all kinds of dental disasters like decaying teeth, receding gum lines and seriously sour breath." Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (zr5Kq) I knew it! Big Amalgam was behind this all along!!!!! Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (6FeV1) 257
Professional Military all know the importance of Logistics. Cut off the supply of half-caf skinny soy lattes and organic hummus, and pretty soon Antifa's soldiers will lose the will to fight. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 09:43 PM (unn44) I suspect that if someone went around and flattened the tires on every charter bus parked within 10 blocks of these riots, they'd have a hell of a time hiring transportation for the next riot. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (EGyGV) 258
Police have issued an all points bulletin for the arrest of the prime suspect Ace...
Jo Jorgensen @Jorgensen4POTUS I will not be able to attend the campaign rally tomorrow morning. I will be getting a rabies vaccine as a precaution after having been bitten by a bat near the start of this campaign tour! I have every intention of participating in the FLAME march and I will deliver remarks at... 5:09 PM · Aug 7, 2020 Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (FBrfY) 259
If Biden loses, he can go to ESPN and revive the one segment they did well, The "C'mon Man" segment.
Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (o1Bgo) 260
l noticed the press has never asked Trump what he has found "enchanting" about being President.
He doesn't get those hard hitting kind of questions Obama got. Posted by: Case at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (k9X8l) 261
248
Which American President ate a cooked dog? Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:44 PM (luzVb) GROVER Cleveland? Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 09:48 PM (o1Bgo) I'm willing to bet Theodore Roosevelt did, at least once. Or twice. Three times probably. Or horse. Definitely not a bat though. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (7yB/U) 262
Which American President ate a cooked dog?
I thought I had this, but you said *American* President. Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (Lt1JN) 263
Honestly though, how do you make an exception to mask wearing for a protest?
This is just them saying that they don't want their side to follow the rules. That exception is a f---ing troll. F. them. There is no reason a protest should be exempt. (I say this as someone who supports masks, but who is violently against mandatory masks in public places or any gov. mandate for masks. If a business says they are required, well it it their house, so their rules.) Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (LWu6U) 264
I knew it!
Big Amalgam was behind this all along!!!!! Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (6FeV1) Big Amalgam Big Filling Big Implant ALL OF THEM Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (zr5Kq) 265
Here's something to brighten Jane D'oh's day:
Two weeks ago my adopted (but related by marriage) 3-year-old nephew vaulted over the side of a slide after his 5-year-old cousin and got a minor fracture in his tibia. He has a boot now, and was stumping across the floor and going up and down stairs as fast as he could on Sunday. It was adorable. You go, little man!!! Posted by: pookysgirl, drinking low-calorie.... cocktails at August 07, 2020 09:52 PM (XKZwp) 266
GROVER Cleveland?
CORRECT!! Oh wait. Our judges have just let me know that is incorrect. The correct answer is "Jerrack Hobamuh". Something like that. Moving on... Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:52 PM (luzVb) 267
255 The Libertatian Party candidate was bitten by a bat? So we got a Vampirtarian?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 09:50 PM (0QYMt) She wants to suck your blood.... but only if you consent. And she'll pay you a fair market value for it. ...Hey, you wanna spark up a doobie afterwards? Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:52 PM (6FeV1) 268
I feel so happy. I am just going to kick back and enjoy this.
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 07, 2020 09:53 PM (BRkq2) 269
262 Which American President ate a cooked dog?
I thought I had this, but you said *American* President. Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 09:51 PM (Lt1JN) Heh. For the first time in history, "American President" and "President of America" are no longer synonymous. Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 09:53 PM (6FeV1) 270
"We're seeing inflammation in people's gums that have been healthy forever, and cavities in people who have never had them before," says Dr. Rob Ramondi, a dentist and co-founder of One Manhattan Dental. "About 50% of our patients are being impacted by this, [so] we decided to name it 'mask mouth'-after 'meth mouth.'"
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:53 PM (zr5Kq) 271
Imonna fake a limb injury for ylthe next MOMe just for a sedan ride.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:53 PM (ptqGC) 272
You go, little man!!!
Posted by: pookysgirl, drinking low-calorie.... cocktails at August 07, 2020 09:52 PM (XKZwp) May be adopted, but he's gonna fit right in! Good on him! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (eTZoJ) 273
I just read that Tower Records is back, online.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (L2ZTs) 274
Insom, Cleopatra had 600 slaves hauling her into Rome.. It's all about presentation. Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:48 PM (eBJ9w) If you've got it baby, flaunt it. --Max Bialystok Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (L1id+) 275
O fumbles with go down in infamy. He will be more than a trivia question. He will be like Chamberlain.
He was the first president who actually hated the country. He brought on all this racial division when he was in a position to make the country greater but putting the issue to rest once and for all, instead he tried to destroy the country. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (LWu6U) 276
The Libertarian Party candidate for president was just bitten by a bat.
Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 09:45 PM (o1Bgo) Since I like watching the LP the way I like watching stock car race crashes . . . WHAT? Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (WyVLE) 277
I'm not religious at all, although I have strong beliefs, but I love hearing people sing their joy of faith.
I was listening to the radio tonight while preparing dinner and dancing around the kitchen. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (sd8p8) 278
271 Imonna fake a limb injury for ylthe next MOMe just for a sedan ride.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:53 PM (ptqGC) Just make sure we have time to plan this event out completely! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:55 PM (eTZoJ) 279
This better be fake news.
Washington Examiner: John Brennan escapes prosecution in Durham investigation. https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxw7br9q Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2020 09:55 PM (sGotD) 280
In all seriousness, the day before my fall, I saw my ENT for my tinnitus. He scheduled an MRI of my brain just in case there's a benign tumor causing my sudden hearing loss and tinnitus.
I keep forgetting about that shit. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:56 PM (ptqGC) 281
Being that I am approaching the age of dirt, I find it comforting that you are all counting on me for 2021.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 07, 2020 09:56 PM (eBJ9w) Posted by: Amalgamated Amalgam at August 07, 2020 09:57 PM (LWu6U) 283
Why is Utah such a rino state?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 07, 2020 09:57 PM (uhGSf) 284
May be adopted, but he's gonna fit right in!
Good on him! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (eTZoJ) He is my brother-in-law's niece's son, and holy cow, he takes after my brother-in-law! He also looks like my nephews and acts just like them, so yes, he fits right in! ![]() Posted by: pookysgirl, drinking low-calorie.... cocktails at August 07, 2020 09:57 PM (XKZwp) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2020 09:58 PM (EGyGV) 286
This better be fake news.
Washington Examiner: John Brennan escapes prosecution in Durham investigation. https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxw7br9q Posted by: IrishEi at August 07, 2020 09:55 PM (sGotD) If there was any intent to prosecute anyone they could have done that before Mueller was wrapped up. Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 07, 2020 09:58 PM (1g7ch) Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:58 PM (zr5Kq) 288
Big Amalgam broadcasts through your fillings, that's how they get past yhe NSA.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 09:59 PM (0QYMt) 289
Lincoln was hated. Rumor has it they were trying to kill him on his way to Washington.
Even men in the North wanted him dead. Posted by: torabora at August 07, 2020 09:59 PM (Y274z) 290
The Libertarian Party candidate for president was just bitten by a bat.
Superpowers: Hanging upside down, hyper-sonar scream "LEEEEGALLLLWEEEEEEEEED" for navigation, prehensile leathery wings incapable of flight out of Mom's basement. Weakness: Cheetos Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:59 PM (luzVb) 291
Raheem Kassam
@RaheemKassam Trump just got Jim Acosta to report that Jim Acosta is fake news. Jim Acosta @Acosta 1h Before news conf Trump was caught on a hot mic telling people at club..."You'll get to meet the fake news tonight. You'll get to see what I have to go through. Who's there? Oh all my killers are there, wow. So you'll get to see some of the people that we deal with every day" 6:46 PM · Aug 7, 2020 Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at August 07, 2020 09:59 PM (FBrfY) 292
NGU: Bond Villain
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2020 09:58 PM (EGyGV) Better than "Lemming of the B.D.A." Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 09:59 PM (WyVLE) 293
One reason I don't sock more is because then I have to think of something clever to say to get the sock off again.
I am not good at that. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 07, 2020 10:00 PM (LWu6U) 294
Galactic Troll Lord ENGAGE
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 07, 2020 10:00 PM (mrA4z) 295
NGU: Bond Villain Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2020 09:58 PM (EGyGV) lol Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:58 PM (zr5Kq) *fistbump* Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2020 10:00 PM (EGyGV) Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 07, 2020 10:00 PM (0QYMt) 297
Why is Utah such a rino state?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 07, 2020 09:57 PM (uhGSf) Any apparent correlation of the state to 'conservative' is purely coincidental. Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 07, 2020 10:00 PM (1g7ch) 298
Welp, last year as was at the MoMe in a boot and doing fine.
I've had a two hour surgery and my doc said if I screw this up, I'm looking at repeating it. No damned way. And I challenge all the youngsters to recover as quickly as this old girl is doing. Y'all can all get the hell off my lawn. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 10:01 PM (ptqGC) 299
Ladyl, I've found that as long as I avoid eye contact, no one bothers me. I am in a big apartment building now, so when I leave my apartment, I take the mask and only put it on to get through the lobby. Once outside, I put it in my pocket. If i have to go in somehwere, I put it on til I get inside and then pull it down to my chin. Had to wear it at the farmers market and it was hot as hell and I developed a wicked headache. I can;t imagine what it must be like to have to wear it all day in a work situation.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 10:01 PM (sd8p8) 300
He was the first president who actually hated the country. He brought on all this racial division when he was in a position to make the country greater but putting the issue to rest once and for all, instead he tried to destroy the country.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (LWu6U) Similar comment for O'bOzo. If he had loved America and worked for the people and the country, where would we be now... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 10:01 PM (eTZoJ) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 10:01 PM (luzVb) 302
CO exile Alex: what part of OH? And what part of DC? I moved to DC from OH * cough* cough* years ago...
Posted by: Iris at August 07, 2020 09:34 PM (6lKe4) Columbus, OH. The job would be in Arlington, although it sounds like right now everyone is fully teleworking and prior to the shutdown they were teleworking three days a week. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at August 07, 2020 10:02 PM (SgjGX) 303
156 Hey, I'm here.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:30 PM (sd8p ![]() She said, without evidence. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 10:02 PM (NWiLs) 304
I'm off to bed. Gnight all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 10:02 PM (ptqGC) 305
I was listening to the radio tonight while preparing dinner and dancing around the kitchen.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 09:54 PM (sd8p ![]() I'm not a believer but I love "Shout to the Lord". Darlene Zesch grabs you and runs away with you. Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 10:03 PM (XxJt1) 306
One reason I don't sock more is because then I have to think of something clever to say to get the sock off again.
I am not good at that. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 07, 2020 10:00 PM (LWu6U) Eh, I like your nic. It reminds me of 2011's Occupy Wall Street, where all this insanity started. Many people on this blog predicted the rise of Pantifa, and so you keep the Nostrafuckingdamus tradition alive. Posted by: pookysgirl, 'Ette since... well, forever at August 07, 2020 10:03 PM (XKZwp) 307
'Night, Jane. Sweet dreams.
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 10:03 PM (XxJt1) 308
He also looks like my nephews and acts just like them, so yes, he fits right in!
Posted by: pookysgirl, drinking low-calorie.... cocktails at August 07, 2020 09:57 PM (XKZwp) Future Moron in training... Raise them up in the way that they should go! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 10:04 PM (eTZoJ) 309
n all seriousness, the day before my fall, I saw my ENT for my tinnitus. He scheduled an MRI of my brain just in case there's a benign tumor causing my sudden hearing loss and tinnitus.
I keep forgetting about that shit. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:56 PM (ptqGC) ****** I have Tinnitus in Left ear especially. It sucks, But I roadied & ran sound for 2 rock Bands.l a long time ago, In a faraway place Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 07, 2020 10:05 PM (mrA4z) 310
GROVER Cleveland?
CORRECT!! Oh wait. Our judges have just let me know that is incorrect. The correct answer is "Jerrack Hobamuh". Something like that. Moving on... Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 07, 2020 09:52 PM (luzVb) damn! Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 10:06 PM (o1Bgo) 311
I have Tinnitus in Left ear especially. It sucks,
But I roadied ran sound for 2 rock Bands.l a long time ago, In a faraway place Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 07, 2020 10:05 PM (mrA4z) Oooh, I'm intrigued. Who, when and where? My late husband did that back in the day. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 10:07 PM (sd8p8) 312
Had to wear it at the farmers market and it was hot as hell and I developed a wicked headache.
Notice what others are doing: if you wear it just over your mouth, you can breathe normally. Nobody will bother you. Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 10:07 PM (/2aWP) 313
BLM / Pantifa is resorting to holding people at gun point daily as they block traffic.
Expect someone harmed by them to start reaching out and touching them. Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 07, 2020 10:07 PM (1g7ch) 314
Many claim there's no solid evidence for God but I humbly submit to you the breathtaking works of art and music that have been done in service of/tribute to Christ.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 10:07 PM (HviJ/) 315
Nuuude
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 10:08 PM (eTZoJ) 316
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 10:07 PM (sd8p
![]() ********* Just Local SW Pa. Rock Bands Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 07, 2020 10:08 PM (mrA4z) 317
Fritz is trapped in the Tholian Web.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 07, 2020 10:08 PM (yQpMk) 318
Good night Jane.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 10:09 PM (dUJdY) Posted by: Case at August 07, 2020 10:09 PM (k9X8l) 320
Notice what others are doing: if you wear it just over your mouth, you can breathe normally. Nobody will bother you.
Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 10:07 PM (/2aWP) It just drives me crazy. It is so hypocritical. They are doing absolutely nothing and yet we are required to pretend that it is helping. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 10:09 PM (sd8p8) 321
Many claim there's no solid evidence for God but I humbly submit to you the breathtaking works of art and music that have been done in service of/tribute to Christ.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 10:07 PM (HviJ/) The vast amount of incredible music celebrating Christ should make you think seriously about him! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 10:10 PM (eTZoJ) 322
all seriousness, the day before my fall, I saw my ENT for my tinnitus. He scheduled an MRI of my brain just in case there's a benign tumor causing my sudden hearing loss and tinnitus.
I keep forgetting about that shit. Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 09:56 PM (ptqGC) ****** I have Tinnitus in Left ear especially. It sucks, But I roadied & ran sound for 2 rock Bands.l a long time ago, In a faraway place Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleiman ---------- Pfft. Pikers. Episodic vertigo Tinnitus Deaf in R. ear Meniere's Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2020 10:10 PM (DMQdU) 323
One reason I don't sock more is because then I have to think of something clever to say to get the sock off again.
I am not good at that. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 07, 2020 10:00 PM (LWu6U) never explain. Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 10:12 PM (o1Bgo) 324
Insom. obviously someone noticed I was here because, duh, the thread is done for. That is solid proof.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at August 07, 2020 10:13 PM (sd8p8) 325
Pfft. Pikers.
Episodic vertigo Tinnitus Deaf in R. ear Meniere's Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 07, 2020 10:10 PM (DMQdU) ******* I had vertigo once & I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy! you are in my thoughts & Prayers Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 07, 2020 10:13 PM (mrA4z) 326
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 07, 2020 10:13 PM (mrA4z)
Episodic vertigo when you are stine cold sober is scary as ... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 10:16 PM (eTZoJ) 327
stone
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 07, 2020 10:20 PM (eTZoJ) 328
322 all seriousness, the day before my fall, I saw my ENT for my tinnitus. He scheduled an MRI of my brain just in case there's a benign tumor causing my sudden hearing loss and tinnitus.
I keep forgetting about that shit. I've been through the whole diagnosis process, at 59 I've got moderate hearing loss in the right ear and a little more than that especially at high freqs in the left. Plus the tinnitus: punk clubs and power tools. Had hearing test, had MRI, was scheduled for another hearing test and maybe hearing aids... Posted by: JEM at August 07, 2020 10:39 PM (8erNz) 329
313 BLM / Pantifa is resorting to holding people at gun point daily as they block traffic.
Expect someone harmed by them to start reaching out and touching them. I wouldn't mind to see it in volume. Posted by: JEM at August 07, 2020 10:41 PM (8erNz) 330
109 Doctor Birx said today that if we refuse to wear our masks, we'll have 300,000 dead Americans by December.
Her source must be the same G**dammed jackass U of W scientist that Emperor Jay Inslee is using to continue the wanton destruction of WA state. He used the same nonsense yesterday, and quoted this "study". How about actual statistics, as gamed as they are? Oh, he forgot to show his work, again. What a tool of the Communist Chinese Party. Anything to hurt Trump, so what if hundreds of thousands of WA state citizens have had their lives ruined by his edicts. More bankruptcies, divorces, suicides, domestic violence. It's how Jay Inslee rolls. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2020 10:54 PM (sy5kK) 331
God damn I will miss Trump when he leaves orrifice. I hope it's not for another 4 years minimum. Also fuck coronachan and nuke Beijing.
Posted by: james at August 07, 2020 11:04 PM (hrP2A) 332
He's so fucking quick witted.
Posted by: Matthew Martin at August 07, 2020 11:48 PM (BbTzm) 333
71 Each age has someone. Reagan was the man for that time. Trump is the man for this time. In the future... we will have what we need...again.
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq) "God looks after fools and the United States." -- Otto von Bismarck Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 08, 2020 12:09 AM (ABuva) 334
What a wacky world
Posted by: Summer of Love at August 08, 2020 02:29 AM (FJrl0) 335
Another fundo pervert bites the dust. Fallwell out for pulling a jeffery epstein! Do as I say not as I do!
Posted by: raimondo at August 08, 2020 05:58 AM (zygkr) 336
Trump just aced that pretend reporter.
Posted by: demoncrat at August 08, 2020 06:59 AM (3G2My) 337
POTUS is too hip for the room.
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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