Sundown Joe Biden: When I Said African Americans Had No Diversity of Thought What I Really Meant to Say Is That They Have Enormous Reservoirs of Diversity of Thought

The claim that you meant to say this other thing that is 100% the opposite of what you actually said is the reason why you really, really need to take that cognitive function test, Joe.

You creepy tween-sniffer and sex criminal.

Earlier today, I made some comments about diversity in the African American and Latino communities that I want to clarify. In no way did I mean to suggest the African American community is a monolith—not by identity, not on issues, not at all.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) August 7, 2020

My commitment to you is this: I will always listen, I will never stop fighting for the African American community and I will never stop fighting for a more equitable future.
— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) August 7, 2020

By the way, Joe Biden didn't just say "Unlike African Americans," Latinos have diversity once yesterday.

He said it twice, in two different Basement Appearances, as Tom Elliot points out.

This is the hill Biden's apparently going to die on. This afternoon he appeared in a virtual roundtable and doubled down on his “Latinos have a more diverse culture than blacks” take pic.twitter.com/j8azhzL5YJ
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) August 6, 2020

I like how they have this senile husk just repeating words that sound nice to him now, like, "Dignity. Respect. Strength. Finger-rape."

Joe Scarborough and His Cast of Idiots fell over themselves to say, no, Biden had it right the first time, blacks really are a monolithic block.

Scarborough: “Biden made that argument inartfully, he didn’t need to include the African-American community in the discussion, but he does seem to recognize the Latino community is not one giant monolithic community." pic.twitter.com/LBBa8HAHm2
— Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) August 7, 2020

Apparently Latinos (Latinxes?) come from all over the world, but blacks only come from... where?

Africa's a pretty big place, you know. There are first and second generation American blacks from Africa.

Also, there are a lot of blacks in the Caribbean.

Oh, and there are a lot of blacks in South America. You know, that diverse place where so many diverse Latinxes come from.

Boy, it's weird, but these White Media Liberals who claim to know what's best for blacks sure don't seem to know many blacks, huh?

Speaking of Sundown Joe being a sniffer, this is pretty funny.

Posted by: Ace at 12:03 PM

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1 Well, he's a Racist.

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2020 12:03 PM (VBNmR)

2 Stupid Biden

Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 12:03 PM (ONvIw)

3 Also, Good Morning Ace.

You are up early, today.

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2020 12:04 PM (rjcb0)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 07, 2020 12:04 PM (UWqZJ)

5 I'm glad he used the word "monolith" in his walkback. I just wish he could have worked in a "motif" or two.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:05 PM (OQoWi)

6 "We don't have to try for your votes. You just give them to us. We happily take you for granted, but we actually have to act like we care about Latinx."
-What he really meant

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 07, 2020 12:05 PM (UWqZJ)

7 You got your Pinto Beans, Black Beans, White Beans...

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 12:06 PM (rjcb0)

8 But just remember that if you don't vote for me, you ain't black!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at August 07, 2020 12:06 PM (I2/tG)

9 Look fat, I say what I mean but mean who is there. You want to go out behind the warehome? I didn't think so.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 12:06 PM (pw+jk)

10 Well he sounds racist.

Posted by: Karen with State Farm at August 07, 2020 12:06 PM (uhPTO)

11 Listen, fat. I just want to be the figurehead chief commie.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 12:07 PM (EgshT)

12 The left has no diversity of thought. Period.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 07, 2020 12:07 PM (1ISKN)

13 It was so strange when my wife and I were in Paris to hear black guys speaking with a French accent.

Posted by: StillJohn at August 07, 2020 12:07 PM (e6zoE)

14 Latin-x is the dumbest shit, ever BTW.

They can't use the actual Language, because it demands a Gender and the default Gender for 'All' is Masculine.

Latinos. Say it!

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2020 12:07 PM (rjcb0)

15 Joey Bidet, making a warm bucket of spit a Mensa member.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 12:07 PM (JZHB6)

16 Mornin' Ace

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at August 07, 2020 12:07 PM (ZI4/t)

17
Bongino was saying Biden has been trained to say, " I shouldn't say that..", or somesuch when he has a brain fart.
Watch for it.

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 07, 2020 12:07 PM (88+cf)

18 As if Sundown understands a single fucking thing that comes out of his drooling oatmeal intake hole.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 07, 2020 12:08 PM (y7DUB)

19 Amusingly, these are the same people who insist we label anyone from the Asian land mass only as Asian. Yup, no difference between Indians, and Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, Vietnamese, you name it.

Posted by: pep at August 07, 2020 12:08 PM (v16oJ)

20 I think it's the Babylon Bee that has a picture of Biden yelling at a pigeon, "I don't need to take a cognitive test!"

Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 12:08 PM (KfC1e)

21 Seen my Corvette?

They let me drive it from my garage to the end of my driveway.

They don't let me drive it any farther, since the unfortunate accident.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at August 07, 2020 12:08 PM (I2/tG)

22 Africa's a pretty big place, you know.

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Some people even refer to it as a continent.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 07, 2020 12:08 PM (+y/Ru)

23 In the newer Biden black/latino clip, watch Biden suddenly get taller at about 58 seconds in. Are they green-screening that background in? Where is Joey actually?

Posted by: irright at August 07, 2020 12:08 PM (pMGkg)

24 19 Amusingly, these are the same people who insist we label anyone from the Asian land mass only as Asian. Yup, no difference between Indians, and Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, Vietnamese, you name it.
Posted by: pep at August 07, 2020 12:08 PM (v16oJ)

=======

"So, are you Chinese or Japanese?"
-Hank Hill

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 07, 2020 12:08 PM (UWqZJ)

25

I have never tongue-punched my granddaughter.

BTW, her tonsils taste delicious.

Posted by: Joey Bidet at August 07, 2020 12:08 PM (d6DSt)

26 17 >> He says that a lot. When you watch a lot of his speech, he really repeats a lot of the same things.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 07, 2020 12:09 PM (1ISKN)

27 Yeah they always break out "inartful" whenever one of their jackasses says something obviously assholish or damaging.

Good defusal word. Sounds so boring. Makes a small concession that the issue was one of phrasing.

The DNC is nothing if not consistent.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:09 PM (OQoWi)

28 TMJ, very well put (#6). Pretty much sums it up.

And by now maybe I should be inured to it, but the vile idiocy of (fake) "diversity" makes our workplaces etc better just rankles more and more every time I see it.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 12:09 PM (OTzUX)

29 BBQ beans, bean salad, bean ole, bean cocktail......

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 07, 2020 12:09 PM (88+cf)

30 Yup, no difference between Indians, and Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, Vietnamese, you name it.

Criticizing the Chinese Communist Party is an attack on South Koreans!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at August 07, 2020 12:09 PM (I2/tG)

31 25

I have never tongue-punched my granddaughter.

BTW, her tonsils taste delicious.
Posted by: Joey Bidet at August 07, 2020 12:08 PM (d6DSt)

"Listen, Fat! Kamala's hair smells like that new Ultra Sheen. Thank Charlie for inventing the flavor!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2020 12:09 PM (s2VJv)

32 13 It was so strange when my wife and I were in Paris to hear black guys speaking with a French accent.
Posted by: StillJohn at August 07, 2020 12:07 PM (e6zoE)

You mean like the ones from Haiti, Martinique and Guadeloupe who immigrated here?

Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 12:09 PM (ONvIw)

33 hang all over Nicole Arbour? Well, ok...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at August 07, 2020 12:10 PM (gtNWf)

34 This is what a Hidin' Biden presidency will consist of: imbecilic statements that make little to no sense at the time (yet reveal his actual opinions) that will be walked back by his staff the next day as if he never said the first thing.

I hope that after a few weeks of having to do that all the time, his handlers will start having nervous breakdowns. That's a political meatgrinder I'd love to have happen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 07, 2020 12:10 PM (HaL55)

35

"Clarified" my ass. He 100% retracted his statement. Is his clarification that he should not ever be allowed to speak unscripted?

And it's pronounced "La-tinks"

Posted by: imp at August 07, 2020 12:10 PM (IecmP)

36

"Listen, Fat!" The only thing I'm hiding are my fingers. Mostly inside training bras."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2020 12:11 PM (s2VJv)

37 Aw come on man! Look Latinos come in all the great ice cream colors. Like coffee, vanilla, dark coffee, light vanilla, walnut, mint chip, rainbow sherbet ahhh, oh you know the thing. Now that is a divisive ice cream cone.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 12:11 PM (pw+jk)

38 Anyone seen or heard from Tara Reade?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2020 12:11 PM (Zmnko)

39 I hope that after a few weeks of having to do that all the time, his handlers will start having nervous breakdowns.

They'll just invoke the 25th Amendment.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2020 12:11 PM (I2/tG)

40 Latin-x is the dumbest shit, ever BTW.

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Makes learning romance languages easier. No amigo and amiga, just amigx.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 07, 2020 12:11 PM (+y/Ru)

41
Sorry to go OT so early, but Rush just said that Cuomo announced that all NY schools may open this fall.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2020 12:11 PM (sy5kK)

42 I'm glad he used the word "monolith" in his walkback. I just wish he could have worked in a "motif" or two.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:05 PM (OQoWi)

I wish...I had...motif.

Posted by: Leon Spinks at August 07, 2020 12:12 PM (AOmVJ)

43 Las twinks! Donde?

Posted by: Pedo Pedro at August 07, 2020 12:12 PM (uhPTO)

44
Joe's in a funny spot with this particular verbal bed-shitting... Normally, I'd say "yeah, he's a liar and a racist, he meant what he said. Just a Dem pol lyin' and racistin' as always."

Now I can honestly say "Maybe he's not a racist liar. Maybe he's completely out of his mind and doesn't even know what comes out of his mouth anymore."

Not a great look, Joe.

Posted by: Rodion Raskolnikov, Teen Vogue Guest Columnist at August 07, 2020 12:12 PM (Tm4zg)

45 39 I hope that after a few weeks of having to do that all the time, his handlers will start having nervous breakdowns.

They'll just invoke the 25th Amendment.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2020 12:11 PM (I2/tG)

=========

"Elect Joe Biden so we can replace him at the first opportunity with the person we really wanted but couldn't get your votes!"
-Democrats, 2020

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 07, 2020 12:12 PM (UWqZJ)

46 You'll notice Dementia Joe made his "clarifying" remarks via a twat rather than live on camera.

Huge tell.

Posted by: Archer at August 07, 2020 12:12 PM (gmo/4)

47 41: Probably at 20% capacity...and shut down at the first sniffle

Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 12:12 PM (ONvIw)

48 Anyone seen or heard from Tara Reade?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2020 12:11 PM (Zmnko)

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Who?

Posted by: Propaganda Networks Will Learn Economic Laws, even if they think they are exempt at August 07, 2020 12:12 PM (gtNWf)

49 The hits just keep on coming. Poor old Joe, bless his shriveled heart.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 07, 2020 12:13 PM (mNhhD)

50 "Earlier today I called my wife a heartless soul-crushing bitch. In fact, I was actually asking her to pass the butter."

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 07, 2020 12:13 PM (iTXRQ)

51 Here we go again, not letting Dem politicians be clear. If we're not careful, we're going to start disappointing Joe soon.

Listening to Joe Biden makes me miss Lloyd Bridges from "Hot Shots".

Posted by: Stu Podaso at August 07, 2020 12:13 PM (mLJNL)

52 7 You got your Pinto Beans, Black Beans, White Beans...
Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 12:06 PM (rjcb0)

As long as they are GOYA beans, Joe.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 07, 2020 12:14 PM (sy5kK)

53 Wonder who wrote that for Dementia Joe??

Posted by: tubal at August 07, 2020 12:14 PM (bCLt0)

54 I pronounce Latinx as Lah-tinks. I know it's wrong but that's part of the kink.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 07, 2020 12:14 PM (mNhhD)

55 >Anyone seen or heard from Tara Reade?

oh yeah
she was going to completely derail the Biden campaign

it was a simpler time...

Posted by: DB- just DB. at August 07, 2020 12:14 PM (iTXRQ)

56
Mad Russian guttersnipe sock off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 07, 2020 12:14 PM (Tm4zg)

57 I wish...I had...motif.
Posted by: Leon Spinks at August 07, 2020 12:12 PM (AOmVJ)

HA!!!

*turns on monitor wipers*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 07, 2020 12:14 PM (xPJvm)

58 But did Joe really make that big a flub? Isn't that what Dems have thought for a long time? I understand we want to get him in a political gotcha as the race is on. But I am having trouble seeing the flub.

Sure anyone should feel demeaned to be not treated as an individual. We are children of God and have to go our own way. But to deny a certain demographic votes more uniformly than others is ignoring reality. When Larry Elder has a film blowing up over this exact subject and the Hodge Twins talk about it all the time, I don't see where Joe went wrong.

Again, people SHOULD be pissed not just about what he said, but about the idea that people are not individuals, but a group that has to think the same way or be ostracized. It is a complicated subject really. My guess is many on the left will say is is wrong to claim everyone votes the same. But at the same time, they will try to crush you if you don't vote the same.

What Biden said was black people vote one way with some notable exceptions. I hope there are a lot of notable exceptions this year as we know half of the white people are flat out leftists now. We need everyone who has had it up to hear with the BS.

Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 12:15 PM (o1Bgo)

59 The fact that we don't hear from Tara Reade anymore is prob because she was being run by one of the other dem candidates.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 07, 2020 12:15 PM (1ISKN)

60 48 Anyone seen or heard from Tara Reade?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2020 12:11 PM (Zmnko)

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Who?
Posted by: Propaganda Networks Will Learn Economic Laws, even if they think they are exempt at August 07, 2020 12:12 PM (gtNWf)

They haf' interesting vays of disappearing uncomfortable people.

Posted by: tubal at August 07, 2020 12:15 PM (bCLt0)

61 This is what a Hidin' Biden presidency will consist of: imbecilic statements that make little to no sense at the time (yet reveal his actual opinions) that will be walked back by his staff the next day as if he never said the first thing.

-
This will work out well at summit meetings. "You're a lying, dogface pony soldier, Putin. Chicken soup is better than borscht, fat!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 07, 2020 12:16 PM (+y/Ru)

62 59 The fact that we don't hear from Tara Reade anymore is prob because she was being run by one of the other dem candidates.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 07, 2020 12:15 PM (1ISKN)

========

Kamala, who now wants to be VP.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 07, 2020 12:16 PM (UWqZJ)

63 Anyone seen or heard from Tara Reade?

She was great as Jordan's licentious sister on Scrubs.

Wait, what?

Posted by: spindrift at August 07, 2020 12:16 PM (6/TLs)

64 Durham: #threeweeks

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 07, 2020 12:16 PM (TUFji)

65 c'mon man, I'm retarded, not racist

Posted by: Joe Cervixdigits at August 07, 2020 12:16 PM (nFwvY)

66 Aw come on man. I'm really saying that my heart is black just like those colored communities. It's not brown but I would like it to be. Roosevelt!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 12:16 PM (pw+jk)

67 They don't let me drive it any farther, since the unfortunate accident.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at August 07, 2020 12:08 PM (I2/tG)

Yeah, good luck getting paste shits out of naugahide, "Dr." Jill.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 12:16 PM (OvrHt)

68 When Biden inevitably utters the "n" word, these cucks will either say he used the "a" instead of the "hard r" ending and/or that isn't he brave to jumpstart the necessary conversation about language and race!

They are so transparent they are barely visible.

Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2020 12:16 PM (Ed8Zd)

69
They haf' interesting vays of disappearing uncomfortable people.
Posted by: tubal at August 07, 2020 12:15 PM (bCLt0)

Now you tell me

Posted by: Seth Rich at August 07, 2020 12:17 PM (ONvIw)

70 I'm glad he used the word "monolith" in his walkback. I just wish he could have worked in a "motif" or two.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:05 PM

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Snizz at August 07, 2020 12:17 PM (DMUuz)

71 His initial faux pas makes me think he believes all blacks think alike because to him, they all look alike. You can't tell 'em apart, right Joe?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 07, 2020 12:17 PM (mNhhD)

72 there's a video out there of Joe taking a young girls hand and rubbing it on his crotch during a large photo op.

/just a fun anecdotes about Pedo Joe

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at August 07, 2020 12:17 PM (ZCiJZ)

73 You'll notice Dementia Joe made his "clarifying" remarks via a twat rather than live on camera.

Huge tell.

I think that Joe is having a series of TIAs (mini-stokes) - the speed at which his cognitive function is declining is astonishing.

Even six months ago, he was in far better shape than he is now.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2020 12:17 PM (I2/tG)

74 Wonder who wrote that for Dementia Joe??

An intern van driver who is on the short list for Biden's Chief of Staff, prolly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 07, 2020 12:17 PM (HaL55)

75 Joe Biden is making Kanye look sane.

Kanye is certainly a better bet for blacks now that Biden has confirmed (again) that he takes their votes for granted, and has no respect for them.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2020 12:18 PM (bDqIh)

76 I wonder who actually writes these tweets. Is it a committee, or like a roundtable, sort of how they write T.V.shows?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 07, 2020 12:18 PM (j3jZX)

77 The beef tacos, bean tacos, beef and bean tacos, fish tacos . . .

Posted by: Broken Brain Biden at August 07, 2020 12:19 PM (+y/Ru)

78 oe's in a funny spot with this particular verbal bed-shitting... Normally, I'd say "yeah, he's a liar and a racist, he meant what he said. Just a Dem pol lyin' and racistin' as always."

Now I can honestly say "Maybe he's not a racist liar. Maybe he's completely out of his mind and doesn't even know what comes out of his mouth anymore."

Not a great look, Joe.
Posted by: Rodion Raskolnikov, Teen Vogue Guest Columnist at August 07, 2020 12:12 PM (Tm4zg)

I'd go with "All of the above."

Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2020 12:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

79 JFC will they please just nominate a black woman as VP so I can support Obama's pick without throwing up in my mouth?

Posted by: Oprah, John Legend, Beyonce, Ana Duverney at August 07, 2020 12:19 PM (bDqIh)

80 Whom do you suppose is typing into his twitter account, Dr. Jill -- the compassionate wife exposing her husband to international humiliation on a minutely basis?

Party.Uber.Alles!

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2020 12:19 PM (WqPYg)

81 All time best Sundown Joe speech to black voters

https://tinyurl.com/yb4oeeb2

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at August 07, 2020 12:19 PM (gtNWf)

82 76 I wonder who actually writes these tweets. Is it a committee, or like a roundtable, sort of how they write T.V.shows?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 07, 2020 12:18 PM

(j3jZX)

There are probably 3 shifts so that they can make him appear ready for the 3AM call.

Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 12:20 PM (ONvIw)

83 Even six months ago, he was in far better shape than he is now.

Notice that the media doesn't show Biden walking for more than two seconds now?

That's because he's shuffling, not walking.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2020 12:20 PM (I2/tG)

84 The beef tacos, bean tacos, beef and bean tacos, fish tacos . . .
Posted by: Broken Brain Biden at August 07, 2020 12:19 PM

...fish fingers *cough*.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 07, 2020 12:20 PM (mNhhD)

85 Joe Biden perfectly represents nearly everything that is wrong with DC politics. He's been there forever, getting rich and accomplishing nothing, and has virtually no qualifications for leadership.

In a sane world, he'd be the worst possible candidate to run after a populist upset election.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 07, 2020 12:20 PM (1ISKN)

86 I wonder who actually writes these tweets. Is it a committee, or like a roundtable, sort of how they write T.V.shows?
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I'll go with a committee. I bet those meetings are hilarious. It would make a good comedy skit if Pervywood was out to make laughter and not misery.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 07, 2020 12:20 PM (pw+jk)

87
I see how it is. Y'all don't nood anymore, so you left me down below talking to myself. Fuckers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2020 12:21 PM (EGyGV)

88 What he means is that African Americans SHOULD be a monolith on issues. How dare any of them leave the democrat plantation.

Posted by: nerdygirl at August 07, 2020 12:21 PM (+lVUW)

89 Pat: "The category is 'People Who Annoy You'."

Me: "Oh naggers. Of course, naggers."

Posted by: Joey Bidet at August 07, 2020 12:21 PM (d6DSt)

90 79
JFC will they please just nominate a black woman as VP so I can support Obama's pick without throwing up in my mouth?

Posted by: Oprah, John Legend, Beyonce, Ana Duverney at August 07, 2020 12:19 PM (bDqIh)

_________

Is Bubba's old Sturgeon General, Jocelyn Elders, still around? At least she was good for some laughs ...

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2020 12:21 PM (WqPYg)

91 I pronounce Latinx as Lah-tinks. I know it's wrong but that's part of the kink.

I pronounce all this Marxist Newspeak as, "Aww, look at you. You made up a word! I'm sure both your mommies are just thrilled you can do that!

Aren't you so special?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 07, 2020 12:21 PM (HaL55)

92 What is hilarious is that people treat Biden's social media feed as if its him writing this stuff.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 12:22 PM (KZzsI)

93 Thankfully, the diversity of religion in the "black community" is about the same as with whitey, ~75% self proclaimed Christian. The MSM would have us believe 50% of blacks are nation of Islam radicals ... it just ain't so. Islam is self professed by 1% or maybe 2%, and they are not all radicals. Of course Obama's Chicago church claimed to be Christian but was a black theology variation of some sort ... but most (two thirds?) black Christians are Baptist.

Hey, here's an idea -- let's make a country that unites around Christian principles, that allows freedom of religion, and stops government from making unholy (communist) laws.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2020 12:22 PM (Cus5s)

94

DayWalkers rarely nood, and then only at the Public Library.

Posted by: Joey Bidet at August 07, 2020 12:22 PM (d6DSt)

95 Biden is single handedly insulting and losing a big chunk of the dems' otherwise reliable black voting block. How long do you think the powers that be will let this continue?

Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2020 12:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

96 Even six months ago, he was in far better shape than he is now.

Notice that the media doesn't show Biden walking for more than two seconds now?

That's because he's shuffling, not walking.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

___________________

He is rapidly declining, it's a shame we have this pretend pandemic because if Biden "had to" campaign I think the Dems wold right now be scheming a last minute swap as it would be obvious to voters he belongs in a nursing home.

If elected, Biden's VP will be the real President.

Posted by: Blago at August 07, 2020 12:23 PM (gkdnV)

97 I think VP Joe meant that there are 2 kinds of Mexicans. The good ones and the ones from Cuba.

Posted by: Downcast at August 07, 2020 12:23 PM (Tfr0J)

98 87
I see how it is. Y'all don't nood anymore, so you left me down below talking to myself. Fuckers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2020 12:21 PM (EGyGV

willowed: 287 Nood Sundowner
Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 12:04 PM (ONvIw)

umm...

Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 12:23 PM (ONvIw)

99 He says that a lot. When you watch a lot of his speech, he really repeats a lot of the same things.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 07, 2020 12:09 PM (1ISKN)

I remember when my next-door neighbor increasingly started doing that.

It turned out to be Alzheimers...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at August 07, 2020 12:23 PM (ZSK0i)

100 They should have gone with "Latin-huh?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 12:23 PM (/EuRN)

101 and has virtually no qualifications for leadership.

That's not true! I've been wrong on every major foreign policy issue for the last thirty years!

Or so I've been told - I can't remember.

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden! at August 07, 2020 12:23 PM (I2/tG)

102 Pat: "The category is 'People Who Annoy You'."

Me: "Oh naggers. Of course, naggers."

"No, she's a little white woman."

- just the punchline

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 07, 2020 12:24 PM (HaL55)

103 Someone called in to WMAL (kars4kids) and said their secret service friend who worked Joe's perimeter said they have to watch out for Joe's "morning wander."

He wanders around outside, then wanders more and Jill starts calling him.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 07, 2020 12:24 PM (nRWPy)

104 You know what? In all of the creepy groping, hair sniffing videos of Biden, I don't think he's ever done that with a black or other minority child.

Posted by: Josephistan at August 07, 2020 12:24 PM (fY3jR)

105 95 Biden is single handedly insulting and losing a big chunk of the dems' otherwise reliable black voting block. How long do you think the powers that be will let this continue?
Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2020 12:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

Was this story covered in the MSM?

Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 12:24 PM (ONvIw)

106 Shorter Scarborough: "he didn't need to include the African-American community"

Because they are a sure thing.
The Dems don't feel the need to include blacks in the discussion.

Kinsley gaffe compounded by Scarborough.

Wow.

Posted by: Oprah, John Legend, Beyonce, Ana Duverney at August 07, 2020 12:25 PM (bDqIh)

107 I pronounce all this Marxist Newspeak as, "Aww, look at you. You made up a word! I'm sure both your mommies are just thrilled you can do that!

Aren't you so special?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 07, 2020 12:21 PM (HaL55)

I was reading an article just last month about how the "Latino" people group was pretty much invented by the left in the 60s or 70s to create one more racial division. Prior to that most Latinos considered themselves white.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2020 12:25 PM (BJKQV)

108 My guess is that what happened was this:

Biden made several really humiliating, stupid unforced errors in references to black people that hurt him in polling. So they scramble him out to announce he'll definitely be picking a black woman for vice president, no one else considered.

This constant pounding on black VP, black VP affected his polling with hispanics, so he came out with this gem. I don't mean he's listening to staff and deciding this stuff, I mean the staff coaches him "you gotta make sure you promote latinos, we're getting killed in the polls, hispanic, okay remmber latinos!"

So he mumbles his way around to these gems about diversity and inclusion and how black people are all dumb and monolithic and come from the same place.

I mean, sure Spain is like 1/50th the size of Africa and has basically 3 cultures, but Joe is just being Joe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 12:25 PM (KZzsI)

109 There are two kinds of black folks, Mexi-cans and Mexi-can'ts. What kind are you whitey?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 12:25 PM (pw+jk)

110 105 95 Biden is single handedly insulting and losing a big chunk of the dems' otherwise reliable black voting block. How long do you think the powers that be will let this continue?
Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2020 12:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

Was this story covered in the MSM?
Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 12:24 PM (ONvIw)

=======

Was it covered by Charlemagne tha God?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 07, 2020 12:25 PM (UWqZJ)

111 20
I think it's the Babylon Bee that has a picture of Biden yelling at a pigeon, "I don't need to take a cognitive test!"

Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 12:08 PM (KfC1e)

_________

LOL. They need a follow-up with Biden being challenged to a Tic-Tac-Toe tourney by a chicken -- and losing each time.

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2020 12:25 PM (WqPYg)

112 Is Bubba's old Sturgeon General, Jocelyn Elders, still around? At least she was good for some laughs ...
Posted by: ShainS

Wanted schools to teach kids masturbation because back and forth is too complicated.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 07, 2020 12:25 PM (+y/Ru)

113 "No, she's a little white woman."

- just the punchline

I'm like, "whatever, Kelsea!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 12:26 PM (KZzsI)

114

You know what? In all of the creepy groping, hair sniffing videos of Biden, I don't think he's ever done that with a black or other minority child.
Posted by: Josephistan

Chinese/SE Asian girls on a couple of occasions, but they are white under the new rules, right?

Posted by: imp at August 07, 2020 12:26 PM (IecmP)

115 Everytime I hear Latinx I think of latex....

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2020 12:26 PM (Zmnko)

116 86 I wonder who actually writes these tweets. Is it a committee, or like a roundtable, sort of how they write T.V.shows?
===
I'll go with a committee. I bet those meetings are hilarious. It would make a good comedy skit if Pervywood was out to make laughter and not misery.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 07, 2020 12:20 PM (pw+jk)

...

Biden's spin team is probably all on the same ulcer medication by now.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 07, 2020 12:27 PM (yL25O)

117 He sounds like a day drinking drunk.
Stumbles over simple words like "fitness".
Took him 3 tries to get that one word right, in a recent Yahoo interview.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 07, 2020 12:27 PM (w7KSn)

118 I'm getting whiplash watching Joey B turning on a dime.

Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 12:27 PM (XxJt1)

119 Wanted schools to teach kids masturbation because back and forth is too complicated.

That was so... so very bizarre and could not possibly have been about wanting to help children at all. Every so often you get a glimpse of the pedo subculture peeking through in these people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 12:27 PM (KZzsI)

120 Whenever I hear the word "monolith", I think of the 2001 A Space Odyssey.

Coincidentally, the color of the monolith was black. Maybe poor Joe is mixing is few remaining recollections together.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 07, 2020 12:27 PM (ch6++)

121 >>Biden is single handedly insulting and losing a big chunk of the dems' otherwise reliable black voting block. How long do you think the powers that be will let this continue?

They've moved onto the shiny, new thing: Latino voters!!

Biden also just said that the pandemic is another reason why we nee amnesty.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2020 12:27 PM (bDqIh)

122 This "clarification" is being touted by the left as an apology, as in "Look how great Biden is. Trump never apologized like that." even though it's anything but an apology.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2020 12:27 PM (BJKQV)

123 blacks come from Wakanda! Everyone knows that!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2020 12:28 PM (Kpl3J)

124 23
In the newer Biden black/latino clip, watch Biden suddenly get taller at
about 58 seconds in. Are they green-screening that background in? Where
is Joey actually?

Posted by: irright at August 07, 2020 12:08 PM (pMGkg)

_________

Summiting Mt. Everest with me!

Posted by: Notorious RBG at August 07, 2020 12:28 PM (WqPYg)

125 When Leonid Brezhnev was my age, he'd been dead for two years.

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden! at August 07, 2020 12:28 PM (I2/tG)

126 the "culture" of the Minnesota Somalis is JUST LIKE the Mississippi delta black Baptist "culture."/s

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at August 07, 2020 12:28 PM (nRWPy)

127 Recent black immigrants from the Caribbean and Africa tend to be more conservative then native born American blacks. So, more diverse, but the kind of diversity Biden and the Dems don't want to talk about.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2020 12:28 PM (qlFIA)

128 Look jack, don't go running any more of your honky tonk snubbledy snu on me. You know what I meant.

I am the biggest anti racist there is. I got a monolith of anti racism right here in my front pocket if you want to see it. Ha ha I shouldn't say that.

You know I once saved a colored boy from his dad who was beating him with a belt? I told that man to his face to go and pick on someone his own size. Right in his shed back there behind the woodshed. He had a beautiful negress of a wife. Smelled like Swiss Miss and Aunt Jemima.

So I asked that shy unassuming colored boy his name. He said it was Martin. Martin King. I said no, from now on jack, you're gonna be Martin *Luther* King. And you're gonna change the world.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 12:28 PM (OQoWi)

129 Wanted schools to teach kids masturbation because back and forth is too complicated.

------------------------------------

I can't think of a conversation I'd like to have less then talking to a child about masturbation.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 07, 2020 12:28 PM (1ISKN)

130 The Joe Biden campaign, brought to you by Cellar Door Productions...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 07, 2020 12:28 PM (kgIDi)

131 borracho beans = drunk beans

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 07, 2020 12:28 PM (k/TB6)

132 BREAKING NEWS : In comments to the Asian American Resource Center Biden was quoted as saying that the Asian community "make him so horny" and that he "loved them long time".

Posted by: Dr Spank at August 07, 2020 12:29 PM (30CAi)

133 121 >>Biden is single handedly insulting and losing a big chunk of the dems' otherwise reliable black voting block. How long do you think the powers that be will let this continue?

They've moved onto the shiny, new thing: Latino voters!!

Biden also just said that the pandemic is another reason why we nee amnesty.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2020 12:27 PM (bDqIh)

========

Trump won the same percentage of Latino voters as Mitt Romney by promising a wall and deportations.

Amnesty isn't the kind of attractive issue for voting Latinos as the Left seems to think it is. Like most things Democrats hold dear, it seems more important to woke white women than the people it's supposed to appeal to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 07, 2020 12:29 PM (UWqZJ)

134 Joey sure is keeping his flying monkey millennial staffers busy.

Hunter's probably sending them some of his stash.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 12:29 PM (ptqGC)

135 129 Wanted schools to teach kids masturbation because back and forth is too complicated.

------------------------------------

I can't think of a conversation I'd like to have less then talking to a child about masturbation.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 07, 2020 12:28 PM (1ISKN)

That should be a very short conversation....

"Fuck's sakes, buddy, lock your door, and open a damn window!"

End of discussion.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 12:29 PM (/EuRN)

136 122 This "clarification" is being touted by the left as an apology, as in "Look how great Biden is. Trump never apologized like that." even though it's anything but an apology.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2020 12:27 PM (BJKQV)

========

I'm just looking forward to the video of his apology.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 07, 2020 12:29 PM (UWqZJ)

137 You know who else hid out in his basement bunker and made very few personal appearances? That's right, you know.

Posted by: Old Blue at August 07, 2020 12:29 PM (VNmG1)

138 @114

Asian race status is fluid.

They are white for purposes of admittance to Ivy Leagues schools but not-white for purposes of cultural appropriation, erasure, grievances against honkies,etc.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2020 12:29 PM (ZT7+C)

139 >>Was it covered by Charlemagne tha God?

Biden pick a black VP and he will embrace the ticket along with the rest of the black entertainment community.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2020 12:29 PM (bDqIh)

140 Worse, he only cares about the Latinos. The Latinas? I guess Mr. Biden is content for them to go to hell.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 07, 2020 12:29 PM (ejsiI)

141
I see how it is. Y'all don't nood anymore, so you left me down below talking to myself. Fuckers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2020 12:21 PM (EGyGV

willowed: 287 Nood Sundowner
Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 12:04 PM (ONvIw)

umm...
Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 12:23 PM (ONvIw)

Okay.... Why didn't you nood in exactly the place I wanted, so I wouldn't look like an idiot?

*walks off looking for something else to complain about*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2020 12:30 PM (EGyGV)

142 Chris Wallace shifting what biden said to try to burn trump. What a piece of shit.

https://tinyurl.com/yyyw846s

Posted by: Pine Barrens at August 07, 2020 12:30 PM (oh+79)

143 139 >>Was it covered by Charlemagne tha God?

Biden pick a black VP and he will embrace the ticket along with the rest of the black entertainment community.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2020 12:29 PM (bDqIh)

=========

Of course, but he hasn't chosen yet. There's still pressure to maintain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 07, 2020 12:31 PM (UWqZJ)

144 Damage control! Direct hit! Evasive action!

...

Is anyone going down?

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 12:31 PM (o2vOl)

145 You know who else hid out in his basement bunker and made very few personal appearances? That's right, you know.

Narsallah?

Posted by: Drooling Joe Biden! at August 07, 2020 12:31 PM (I2/tG)

146 The Latinas? I guess Mr. Biden is content for them to go to hell.

Isn't Latinx the name for the Female side? I personally hate that name

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2020 12:31 PM (Zmnko)

147 I watched a portion of the "interview" w the 5 Latino journalists. He had scripted responses; he seemed to understand the questions and sounded lucid bc his monologue was provided. When he has no teleprompter to help, it will be difficult for msm to find a suitable sound clip to use to pretend he's healthy.

Posted by: EveR at August 07, 2020 12:31 PM (ZZDMQ)

148

You know I once saved a colored boy from his dad who was beating him with a belt? I told that man to his face to go and pick on someone his own size. Right in his shed back there behind the woodshed. He had a beautiful negress of a wife. Smelled like Swiss Miss and Aunt Jemima.

So I asked that shy unassuming colored boy his name. He said it was Martin. Martin King. I said no, from now on jack, you're gonna be Martin *Luther* King. And you're gonna change the world.
Posted by: Joe Biden

*Golf clap*

Well played, sir.

Posted by: imp at August 07, 2020 12:31 PM (IecmP)

149 Recent black immigrants from the Caribbean and
Africa tend to be more conservative then native born American blacks.
So, more diverse, but the kind of diversity Biden and the Dems don't
want to talk about.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2020 12:28 PM (qlFIA)

yeah, that is well known. I don't like the racial stuff but God Almighty, our betters in the media and government seem to think that is all that matters. It is commonly stated that African immigrants don't think much of African-Americans. I have no part in it and we should judge everyone one by one. But this issue is well known and out there as they say.

If you look at polls of various countries with a positive opinion of the US, several African countries always seem to be at the top of the list.

Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 12:32 PM (o1Bgo)

150 83 Even six months ago, he was in far better shape than he is now.

Notice that the media doesn't show Biden walking for more than two seconds now?

That's because he's shuffling, not walking.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2020 12:20 PM (I2/tG)

...

He wanted to do a pushup contest.

You know he'd launch an eyeball across the room if he tried.

Posted by: TexasDan at August 07, 2020 12:32 PM (yL25O)

151 The MSM would have us believe 50% of blacks are nation of Islam radicals ... "

Not to mention that the Black Muslims are so whacked out that even the Arab Muslims say "hey those guys are crazy, they don't have anything to do with us!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2020 12:32 PM (Kpl3J)

152 Every time I hear "Wakanda" I think of that phrase yelled by the Charlie Dalton character in Dead Poets Society "Nuwanda!"

Posted by: Notorious RBG at August 07, 2020 12:32 PM (WqPYg)

153 Hey, fat, he's the only thing standing in the way of puttin y'all back in chains.

Posted by: Auspex at August 07, 2020 12:32 PM (uvUaL)

154 >>> The claim that you meant to say this other thing that is 100% the opposite of what you actually said is the reason why you really, really need to take that cognitive function test, Joe.

Actually in context (A compare and co trust between Hispanic and Black communities) no one could possibly believe that he didn't Mean what he said; it's obvious he did.

1. Openly insulting, on more than one occasion, a key constituency as a politician is ample evidence for the need of a cognitive test.
2. Lying about it, with a graphene thin lie, is proof of 0 competency as a politician. I'm not so naive as to believe politicians don't ever lie, but dammit if they do they should be good at it. Because not everyone on the whole f*ing planet is just gonna give you a pass like the US media does.

Posted by: mikethemoose at August 07, 2020 12:32 PM (Y6UV7)

155 When he has no teleprompter to help, it will be difficult for msm to find a suitable sound clip to use to pretend he's healthy

Even when he has one, he goes off the rails. You can see it in the second "diversity" clip where he's reading and following the script then when he goes off script.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 12:32 PM (KZzsI)

156 I wonder if there's anything Joe could say that would force the media to acknowledge that he is unfit for anything?
I think not.

Posted by: Northernlurker at August 07, 2020 12:32 PM (lgiXo)

157 "I'm glad he used the word "monolith" in his walkback"

Monolith, like in the movie 2001? Still rayciss. And retarded. But mostly rutabega.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 07, 2020 12:32 PM (kgIDi)

158 Didn't he say something a number of years ago about Indians and.... either 7 11 or Dunking Donuts?

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 12:32 PM (YiAXR)

159 if Biden s POTUS, there'll be a new class of media priests interpreting the true meaning of his blabberings.

Like they did for mad oracles in ancient days

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar supremacist at August 07, 2020 12:33 PM (J8nVw)

160 Those Latinos can be hot headed. Come on man, who wouldn't be when their women a doing Donkey shows?
I know when Dr. Jane, my sister, was doing the Burro Extravaganza i got Corn Flake to go down to South Africa with myself and we were arrested. Never got to see one of her shows.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 12:33 PM (pw+jk)

161 think it's the Babylon Bee that has a picture of Biden yelling at a pigeon, "I don't need to take a cognitive test!"

Posted by: t-bird at August 07, 2020 12:08 PM (KfC1e)

_________

LOL. They need a follow-up with Biden being challenged to a Tic-Tac-Toe tourney by a chicken -- and losing each time.
Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2020 12:25 PM (WqPYg)

Look, Polly, it's not enough to want a cracker, you better have a good reason! C'mon man, how many times do I have to say that?

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I massage this approval at August 07, 2020 12:33 PM (fY3jR)

162
I don't give a shit how many ballots they steal. No way is this rutabaga going to win in November.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2020 12:33 PM (s2VJv)

163 If elected, Biden's VP will be the real President.
Posted by: Blago at August 07, 2020 12:23 PM (gkdnV)

Valerie Jarrett is gonna be Biden's VP?

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:34 PM (OQoWi)

164 Joe....So USSRish. Yawnnn.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 07, 2020 12:34 PM (pB6Gt)

165 159 if Biden s POTUS, there'll be a new class of media priests interpreting the true meaning of his blabberings.

Maybe they can do an interpretive dance...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2020 12:34 PM (Zmnko)

166 Isn't Latinx the name for the Female side? I personally hate that name
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2020 12:31 PM (Zmnko)

I think my doctor had me on Latinx once before he switched me over to Thorazine.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2020 12:34 PM (BJKQV)

167
Day 45 of the Biden VP Watch. Who will it be? When will we learn?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2020 12:34 PM (mht8P)

168 BREAKING NEWS : In comments to the Asian American Resource Center Biden was quoted as saying that the Asian community "make him so horny" and that he "loved them long time".
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 07, 2020 12:29 PM

You beaucoup dink au dau Joe! You go now! Di di! Di di mau!!!!

Posted by: Vietnamese Community at August 07, 2020 12:34 PM (DMUuz)

169 Joe Biden: never a dull moment, when every moment is dull normal.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 07, 2020 12:34 PM (kgIDi)

170
That's because he's shuffling, not walking.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2020 12:20 PM (I2/tG)

Tim Conway doing a Joe Biden:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me-BOWwtm2Q

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 07, 2020 12:34 PM (Kpl3J)

171 >> 115 Everytime I hear Latinx I think of latex....

Every time I hear latex, I ..uh...

Never mind.

Posted by: 40 miles north at August 07, 2020 12:34 PM (o2vOl)

172 Amnesty isn't the kind of attractive issue for voting Latinos as the
Left seems to think it is. Like most things Democrats hold dear, it
seems more important to woke white women than the people it's supposed
to appeal to.
***

Woke white women want cheaper servants as nannies, maids, and landscapers. I have repeatedly seen Karens of this sort complaining about having to pay salaries Americans will take...and taxes? Hahahahaha they cheat like you would not believe.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2020 12:35 PM (qlFIA)

173 159 if Biden s POTUS, there'll be a new class of media priests interpreting the true meaning of his blabberings.

RBG will retire/die one day after inauguration day.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2020 12:35 PM (N39Ws)

174

159 if Biden s POTUS, there'll be a new class of media priests interpreting the true meaning of his blabberings.

Maybe they can do an interpretive dance...
Posted by: It's me donna

He's the oracle of Belfry.

Posted by: imp at August 07, 2020 12:35 PM (IecmP)

175 167
Day 45 of the Biden VP Watch. Who will it be? When will we learn?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2020 12:34 PM (mht8P)

Letitia James FTW!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2020 12:35 PM (s2VJv)

176 saw speculation that Biden's vp will be Oprah

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar supremacist at August 07, 2020 12:35 PM (J8nVw)

177 Uncle Joe could show up at a presser without pants and the press would marvel at how hairy his legs really are...

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 07, 2020 12:35 PM (flINI)

178 Need to check out mallard fillmore today!

Posted by: sharps45 at August 07, 2020 12:35 PM (8mDaR)

179 Joey has thoughts on Asians:

https://tinyurl.com/y3xnp9g4

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 12:36 PM (ptqGC)

180 Oprah gave us Obama.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 07, 2020 12:36 PM (w7KSn)

181 Didn't he say something a number of years ago about Indians and.... either 7 11 or Dunking Donuts?

Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 12:32 PM (YiAXR)

====
Hey fat!! That's a lie you puppy wrist lying cat soldier. I said it was 7-10 store you had to be an Indian or at least be brown to serve whites coffee.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 12:36 PM (pw+jk)

182 "I think my doctor had me on Latinx once before he switched me over to Thorazine"

Don't take Latinx if you are allergic to Latinx. In some instances, Latinx may cause extended erections.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 07, 2020 12:36 PM (kgIDi)

183 I don't think I have ever head the word Latinx. I have seen a lot of social rejects type it, but I can't say I have ever heard it.

Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 12:36 PM (o1Bgo)

184 Biden needs to make a statement about the inherent oppression and unfairness of Spanish with all those masculine/feminine nouns and adjectives.

"On Day 1 of my administration I will issue an executive order mandating the Spanish language be neutered."

And no more of this "chicas bonitas" malarkey! They hate that.

Posted by: Ripley at August 07, 2020 12:37 PM (MxEKc)

185 Ya know Italians are pretty diverse...I mean Sicilians, am I right?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let the great unblobbing begin' at August 07, 2020 12:37 PM (csiRd)

186 Black people of this country don't all think as a monolithic block, and I will never stop fighting for the desire of the monolithic block that is the black people of this country.

Am I following this correctly?

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 07, 2020 12:37 PM (0KD36)

187 138 @114
Asian race status is fluid.

They are white for purposes of admittance to Ivy Leagues schools but not-white for purposes of cultural appropriation, erasure, grievances against honkies,etc.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2020 12:29 PM (ZT7+C)
--------------------------------

As smart as they are one would speculate that they would have been the first to figure out that the Democrats were not on their side.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2020 12:37 PM (2VlcY)

188 >> 143 Biden pick a black VP ... but he hasn't chosen yet.

I wonder if anyone will ever find out how much cash they raised at the private auction for the VP slot?

Posted by: 40 miles north at August 07, 2020 12:37 PM (o2vOl)

189 "don't take Latinx if you are allergic to Latinx"

Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 12:37 PM (o1Bgo)

190 165 159 if Biden s POTUS, there'll be a new class of media priests interpreting the true meaning of his blabberings.

Maybe they can do an interpretive dance...
Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2020 12:34 PM (Zmnko)

Early 2021: "Biden, out for his usual morning amble, was startled by his shadow and ran back inside. Approved climate scientists say this means we're in for 6 more weeks of winter."

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 07, 2020 12:37 PM (8FZ/M)

191 180 Oprah gave us Obama.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 07, 2020 12:36 PM (w7KSn)

Now she's pimping that "Caste System" agitprop garbage.

Yeah, America is such a caste system that a no-talent fat black dame becomes a muti billionaire media mogul.

She's like a passive aggressive Michelle Obama.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 07, 2020 12:37 PM (s2VJv)

192 There is no way this senile dope can run? WTF is going on?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 07, 2020 12:38 PM (tsZQ+)

193 2. Lying about it, with a graphene thin lie, is proof of 0 competency as a politician.

Excellent use of an analogy.

Posted by: pep at August 07, 2020 12:38 PM (v16oJ)

194 182
"I think my doctor had me on Latinx once before he switched me over to Thorazine"

Don't take Latinx if you are allergic to Latinx. In some instances, Latinx may cause extended erections.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 07, 2020 12:36 PM (kgIDi)

...and death.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let the great unblobbing begin' at August 07, 2020 12:38 PM (csiRd)

195 Tween Sniffing Sex Criminal - that's it by George. That's how he will be referred to from this moment forward.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 07, 2020 12:38 PM (pw1yp)

196 Latinx is especially dumb in that you can use the term "Latin" for either sex.

Of course calling a full blooded Mayan from Guatemala and a full blooded Castilian from Mexico both Latin and meaning they are really part of the same ethnic and cultural group is....dumb.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2020 12:38 PM (qlFIA)

197 If Biden is elected will he live in The White Hospice?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 07, 2020 12:39 PM (4k/Uz)

198 Joe Bidens speech mumblings make HILLARY! look like Demostheses

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 07, 2020 12:39 PM (flINI)

199 The latinx thing is fantastic.

Is there another similar language with more clearly defined male/female words for literally every single thing?

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 07, 2020 12:39 PM (0KD36)

200 You walk in a Ching Chong laundry, and some of those guys look like Koreans, right fat?

Posted by: Biden's Brain at August 07, 2020 12:39 PM (ptqGC)

201 Chris Wallace shifting what biden said to try to burn trump. What a piece of shit.

https://tinyurl.com/yyyw846s
Posted by: Pine Barrens

Because anybody who doesn't worship John Lewis is clearly a racist.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 07, 2020 12:39 PM (+y/Ru)

202 So this is a nice preview of a future Biden Administration.

In public in person during the day making a fool of himself.

Later that night, after Biden is fast asleep, his people go on Twitter, pretending to be him, explaining in Tweets what he really was trying to say during the day.

Then the next morning, the media censors what he said in public and talks only about the explanation in the Tweets.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 07, 2020 12:39 PM (Do5/p)

203 158 Didn't he say something a number of years ago about Indians and.... either 7 11 or Dunking Donuts?
Posted by: runner at August 07, 2020 12:32 PM (YiAXR)

"I mean, you can't even go into a 7-11 unless you have a slight indian accent!"

.... or something along those lines....

Guy's always been a mushbrained, racist dolt.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 12:39 PM (/EuRN)

204 Call me just a teensy bit cynical, but I don't think Joe typed those tweets himself.

Posted by: fly gal at August 07, 2020 12:39 PM (8TdcF)

205

Joe Biden is quickly approaching the moment when he lets everyone know he keeps hot sauce in his purse.

Posted by: MJ at August 07, 2020 12:39 PM (gAMkn)

206 Oprah introducing Obama:
"He's The One!"

when Oprah introduces Biden it will be:
"He's Number Two!"

Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar supremacist at August 07, 2020 12:39 PM (J8nVw)

207
This is Day 147 of the statewide emergency in Texas. When will it end? Or does it just go on and on at our rulers whims?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2020 12:39 PM (mht8P)

208 BIDEN 2020: I'll Say Anything You Want!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2020 12:39 PM (oVJmc)

209 Old Blue, it is amazing how much You Know Who disappeared during the war. Goebbels begged and begged for him to do a radio address, which he finally did, but otherwise he basically hid out in the Wolfschanze, with breaks at the Berghof, the last few years of the war (until chased out of East Prussia of course).

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 12:39 PM (OTzUX)

210 Joe is saying there is diversity in Latex? Kink

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 07, 2020 12:39 PM (k/TB6)

211

Asians are White and benefit from White Privilege.

Posted by: Joey Bidet at August 07, 2020 12:40 PM (d6DSt)

212
And by now maybe I should be inured to it, but
the vile idiocy of (fake) "diversity" makes our workplaces etc better
just rankles more and more every time I see it.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 12:09 PM (OTzUX)

_________

This is the actual "systematic racism" that's been injected into the society by the Marxists over the near 60 years of my lifetime.
Growing up a poor white kid in a single mother home, I had far more in common with most of the black kids I went to school with than with the middle class blacks and whites. But we ALL believed in the American Dream back then, and they've destroyed that for nearly three generations now.

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2020 12:40 PM (WqPYg)

213 Most European languages have a male/female gender on everything.

It is dumb which is why we dropped it (mostly) in English.

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2020 12:40 PM (qlFIA)

214
Burritos, Tostidos, Taquitos,Fajitos, Cheetos, Doritos..........

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 07, 2020 12:40 PM (88+cf)

215 so you left me down below talking to myself. Fuckers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2020 12:21 PM

But at least the comments were on-topic, right?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 07, 2020 12:40 PM (DMUuz)

216 AGAIN, the fucking gender-neutral is 'Latin.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2020 12:40 PM (oVJmc)

217 I don't think Biden is actually racist in the sense of hateful. I think he's racist in the sense of old fashioned "we just assume blacks are lesser than us". This is often shown in leftists, where they presume blacks cannot get photo ID to vote, for example. They're just little people who can't make it like you and I, and need our help! Like children!

Its not the kind of racism that wants to lynch and burn and destroy, its the kind that just condescends and insults.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 12:40 PM (KZzsI)

218 >>I think my doctor had me on Latinx once before he switched me over to Thorazine.

Do not take Latinx if you are allergic to Latinx. Side effects include unwise SCOTUS decisions, filing your nails while people die, and an insistence that bartending makes you an expert on climate change. If you experience any of these symptoms, report to your local DNC HQ immediately. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2020 12:40 PM (bDqIh)

219 RBG will retire/die one day after inauguration day.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 07, 2020 12:35 PM (N39Ws)

Only because they will have tired of sacrificing illegal immigrant children to Nwyl'kesh the Unthinkable to preserve her life.

The Coyotes keep raising the rates.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 07, 2020 12:40 PM (8FZ/M)

220 Oprah may be getting richer, but her relevance has waned. When did she peak really? in the 90s?
She has power and maybe still controls the wine moms. But she isn't reaching anyone new I would think.

Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 12:40 PM (o1Bgo)

221 189 "don't take Latinx if you are allergic to Latinx"

Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 12:37 PM (o1Bgo)

Latinx may have tuckAway surprise.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2020 12:41 PM (2VlcY)

222 According to Wikipedia, Latinos only become Latino when they come to America. Prior to that they are Peruvian, Mexican or whatever. When they arrive here they magically become Latino. If they go back to their home country they cease to be Latin and revert to their prior state.

The whole damned thing was made up by the American left do they'd could have one more marginalized group to play with.

Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2020 12:41 PM (BJKQV)

223 Oprah gave us Obama.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 07, 2020 12:36 PM (w7KSn)

Now she's pimping that "Caste System" agitprop garbage.

Yeah, America is such a caste system that a no-talent fat black dame becomes a muti billionaire media mogul.

She's like a passive aggressive Michelle Obama.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I used to dislike Okra. Now I hate her fat ass.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 07, 2020 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)

224 Those Indians though. I can't tell the ones with the dots from the ones with the fake arrows through their heads. I guess some of 'em go "woo woo."

Posted by: Biden's Brain at August 07, 2020 12:42 PM (ptqGC)

225 Hadrian - the latter - your rulers' whims now rule.

15 days to flatten the curve (which wasn't flattened).

In a way, the timing of this self-imposed catastrophe is good, leading into a presidential cycle election.

But only if it results in a mass revolt. Which isn't happening, far as I can see, at any level.

Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 12:42 PM (OTzUX)

226 Most European languages have a male/female gender on everything.

Almost all languages have gendered nouns. The closest we come is calling ships "she"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

227 My wife's book club doesn't even bother to pretend anymore that they've read anything on Oprah Winfrey's book list.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 07, 2020 12:42 PM (4k/Uz)

228
Hungarian, Romanian, same thing, right? Just white-boy Europeans. Just ask them?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2020 12:42 PM (mht8P)

229
Of course calling a full blooded Mayan from Guatemala and a full blooded Castilian from Mexico both Latin and meaning they are really part of the same ethnic and cultural group is....dumb.

Think about all those Filipinos with Spanish names getting classified as hispanics.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2020 12:42 PM (oVJmc)

230 When did she peak really? in the 90s?

She was still a power broker when Obama ran for president, but after that, yeah she's old news. I doubt many young blacks even know who Oprah is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 12:43 PM (KZzsI)

231 Hey kids!

Introducing the new Joe Biden Finger Rings! They come in every color of the LGBTQ+ rainbow flag! Including the new Pinko Pink, Social Justice Cyan, Latino Lavender, BLM Brown and, um, BLM Black!

And all your old favorites are back as well, such as New Green Deal Green [inaudible] Orange and, um, BLM Blue!

Yay!

Collect all 11 colors, and you to can be a Finger Ring Friend! Join the Finger Ring Kids Club [TM] today!

Posted by: @ The Real Joe Biden Campaign at August 07, 2020 12:43 PM (8B6Ng)

232 Latinx is Linux in spanish.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2020 12:43 PM (oVJmc)

233 It was so strange when my wife and I were in Paris to hear black guys speaking with a French accent.
Posted by: StillJohn

French Jive ?

Frive ?

Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 12:43 PM (arJlL)

234 She's like a passive aggressive Michelle Obama.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I used to dislike Okra. Now I hate her fat ass.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 07, 2020 12:41 PM (+y/Ru

*****

You mean a MORE passive aggressive Whorf

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at August 07, 2020 12:43 PM (flINI)

235 She's like a passive aggressive Michelle Obama.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

===
And she doesn't have a penis... but mostly

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at August 07, 2020 12:43 PM (pw+jk)

236 214

Burritos, Tostidos, Taquitos,Fajitos, Cheetos, Doritos..........

Posted by: Roland THTG at August 07, 2020 12:40 PM (88+cf)

Burritx, Tostidx, Taquitx, Fajitx, Hot Cheetx, Doritx.

Posted by: Latinx at August 07, 2020 12:43 PM (csiRd)

237 38
Anyone seen or heard from Tara Reade?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 07, 2020 12:11 PM (Zmnko)

________

Either virtually smothered with a MediaPillow or threatened with potential hyoid distress disorder if she kept popping up or off.

Posted by: ShainS at August 07, 2020 12:44 PM (WqPYg)

238 When we lived in Chicagoland, every single white, liberal woman I knew (which was every single neighbor) worshiped at the alter of Oprah. They couldn't believe I had no interest in going to her show.

Oprah owes a large part of her wealth to white, liberal women.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 12:44 PM (ptqGC)

239 I think Kayleigh needs to address the latex issue. Get out in front of the story.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:44 PM (OQoWi)

240 Asians are White and benefit from White Privilege.

Posted by: Joey Bidet at August 07, 2020 12:40 PM (d6DSt)

Is New Guinea considered to be in Asia?

Posted by: BignJames at August 07, 2020 12:44 PM (X/Pw5)

241 Weird.

Major OOPSIE! Andrea Mitchell calls Biden Campaign, 'Team Obama' announcing 'big get' Ana Navarro and LOL

Is this their new faux jedi mind trick?

https://tinyurl.com/y34em9uu
twitchy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 07, 2020 12:44 PM (rjE57)

242 Its not the kind of racism that wants to lynch and burn and destroy, its the kind that just condescends and insults.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 12:40 PM (KZzsI)

that is 99 percent of racism in the developed world.

That the Dems had to come up with Biden shows they had nothing. If we can't beat this guy it is not a good sign. Sure he has the entire media who are going to try to carry him over the finish line Weekend at Bernie's style.

Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 12:44 PM (o1Bgo)

243
If I hear the Moron Mayor or the Teen Gauleiter say one more time, "The next two weeks will be crucial," I'm going to throw a brick through the screen.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2020 12:44 PM (mht8P)

244 TEACH a child to masturbate?

Bwahahahahaha!

Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 12:45 PM (XxJt1)

245 She's like a passive aggressive Michelle Obama.

I seriously have never liked her. She always came off as a phony.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 12:45 PM (dUJdY)

246 Anyone seen or heard from Tara Reade?

***

Turns out she didn't want to die from a bullet to the back of the head and Wuhan Flu....but mostly Wuhan Flu

Posted by: 18-1 at August 07, 2020 12:45 PM (qlFIA)

247 Oprah owes a large part of her wealth to white, liberal women.

And Oprah did more than anybody to turn us into a country of emotion-bound nitwits.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2020 12:45 PM (oVJmc)

248 Oprah owes a large part of her wealth to white, liberal women.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 12:44 PM (ptqGC)
all of it

Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 12:45 PM (o1Bgo)

249 >>Oprah owes a large part of her wealth to white, liberal women.

Yup. And after buying at least 10% of Weight Watchers and then revamping the company, including her headlining the tv ads, she will continue to do so for many years to come.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2020 12:45 PM (bDqIh)

250 I mean I kind of understand Biden's argument as this:

Black people all come from Africa.

Latinos come from South America, Mexico, Central America, Spain, Portugal, all over!

Which is idiotic. Latinos originally all came from the Iberian peninsula. Which is a tiny fraction of the size of Africa. You can't compare long past origin with current spread like that, its a category error (and a really blatant, miserable one).

And while American blacks are largely a subculture of the country, even within that culture there's significant difference. Detroit blacks vs LA blacks vs Atlanta blacks, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 12:45 PM (KZzsI)

251 She is the archetypical Lefty.

She uses power to coerce companies to provide shit to give away on her show and then takes credit for it.

Well, except for the income tax on those things. You're on your own there.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 07, 2020 12:46 PM (4k/Uz)

252 Aenglisc used to be gendered.

Norman was gendered.

Then the two got smooshed together, and everyone stopped giving a fuck.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 12:46 PM (/EuRN)

253 Do not take Latinx if you are allergic to Latinx. Side effects include unwise SCOTUS decisions, filing your nails while people die, and an insistence that bartending makes you an expert on climate change. If you experience any of these symptoms, report to your local DNC HQ immediately. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at August 07, 2020 12:40 PM (bDqIh)

Latinx is not for everybody, but if you have a positive Western Culture, talk to your party leader about how you can eliminate Western Culture, and get back to living the same type of short, brutal life your savage ancestors did.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 07, 2020 12:46 PM (hku12)

254 >>Anyone seen or heard from Tara Reade?

*shrugs*

Posted by: Sharknado at August 07, 2020 12:46 PM (bDqIh)

255 Oprah owning Weight Watchers is hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 12:46 PM (ptqGC)

256 When it comes to minorities and special demos, the ONLY thing Dem pols care about is votes.
IOW, these aren't actual people. These are just voters.

If you think that way, black Americans ARE a monolith, because the doctor making $250,000 a year and the average hood rat both vote Dem. The poor farmer in MS and the multimillionaire Obamas, with their Waygu beef and fancy private schools, vote the same.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 07, 2020 12:46 PM (M/9m0)

257 248 Oprah owes a large part of her wealth to white, liberal women.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 12:44 PM (ptqGC)
all of it
Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 12:45 PM (o1Bgo)

And that's why she burns with resentment.

Posted by: josephistan at August 07, 2020 12:46 PM (Izzlo)

258
Latinos come from South America, Mexico, Central America, Spain, Portugal, all over!

The only thing that makes them 'one group' is the European language they speak.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2020 12:47 PM (oVJmc)

259 "When he has no teleprompter to help, it will be difficult for msm to find a suitable sound clip to use to pretend he's healthy"

Joe probably can't read off the prompter as well as Hussein Obama could. Joe's at his "best" doing riffs and talking over milk toast guys like Paul Ryan. But Campaign Joe at his Best now means all sorts of monolithic problems emerge, to reveal he ain't all there.

Plus, Joe being Joe as VP or Senator is not the same as Racist Molester Senile Joe as POTUS. We have had many crazy senators ... they just have to vote party line ... demented POTUS is a whole 'nuther box of poison chocolates.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2020 12:47 PM (Cus5s)

260 I'm pretty sure most Argentinians would not like being lumped in with Mexicans or Guatemalans. They might accept some grouping with upper class Spaniards. Or the Swiss.

Posted by: Ripley at August 07, 2020 12:47 PM (MxEKc)

261 >>> saw speculation that Biden's vp will be Oprah
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar supremacist at August 07, 2020 12:35 PM (J8nVw)

====

Ha. I was just wondering about this earlier. Might get them the votes to win. But could Obama's team control her?

Posted by: Up and In at August 07, 2020 12:47 PM (zXNzv)

262 you know, I was looking at a copy of the census form I got in the mail a while ago and it asks for your race. The form includes Egyptian under "White".

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 07, 2020 12:47 PM (4a9Vv)

263
Oprah owning Weight Watchers is hilarious.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 12:46 PM (ptqGC)

----------

They recently had a conference call to tell everyone they were fired.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 07, 2020 12:47 PM (mht8P)

264 And that's why she burns with resentment.
Posted by: josephistan at August 07, 2020 12:46 PM (Izzlo)

Why would a conman ever respect their marks?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 12:47 PM (/EuRN)

265 If it stops just one tween from masturbating, then this lock down will be worth it.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 12:47 PM (pw+jk)

266 She's like a passive aggressive Michelle Obama.

I seriously have never liked her. She always came off as a phony.
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 07, 2020 12:45 PM (dUJdY)

I never got the attraction to her show tbh. In the beginning she was like the every American type character, covering everyday America stuff.

She talked about her weight issue, which was an eye opener for many.

But then she turned. The stories you would hear with the snits between her and Moochelle, like cat fights. Mean girls type stuff.

Lost all respect for her a long time ago.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 07, 2020 12:48 PM (rjE57)

267 https://tinyurl.com/y34em9uu
twitchy

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 07, 2020 12:44 PM (rjE57)

A Freudian slip is the truth accidentally coming out of one's mouth.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2020 12:48 PM (2VlcY)

268 233
It was so strange when my wife and I were in Paris to hear black guys speaking with a French accent.

Posted by: StillJohn

French Jive ?

Frive ?

Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 12:43 PM (arJlL)

Chez What?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 07, 2020 12:48 PM (k/TB6)

269 French Jive ?
Frive ?
Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 12:43 PM

Royale with Cheese.

Posted by: Vincent Vega at August 07, 2020 12:48 PM (DMUuz)

270 Biden basically is so senile he told the truth. Blacks are a monolithic 90% Democrat vote.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 07, 2020 12:48 PM (UM7wW)

271 Its not the kind of racism that wants to lynch and burn and destroy, its the kind that just condescends and insults.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 12:40 PM (KZzsI)

-

One of the last Democrat holdouts in the 70s who was still openly embracing segregation.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 07, 2020 12:48 PM (0KD36)

272 no one from Spain ever called themselves a Latino. The Hispanic term is even more a ballywhick that i choose not to get into.

Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 12:48 PM (o1Bgo)

273 Now if Oprah wants to chat about systemic racism, why doesn't she take up the cause of the people of Martinique and Guadeloupe who were subjected to kepone use long after it was banned by the US in 1977. France used it on those Carribean islands until 1993 and are still dealing with contamination. The records in Paris have been disappeared.

Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 12:48 PM (ONvIw)

274 There are also a lot of Whites that identify as "African" because they were born there.

3rd and 4th generation White Africans, I believe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 07, 2020 12:49 PM (WEBkv)

275

KNEEL TO ME!

THEN I WILL CONSUME YOU ALL AND BUTTFUCK YOUR SOULS IN THE OUTER DARKNESS FOR ALL ETERNITY!

CAMPAIGN RALLY SATURDAY NIGHT, WE HAVE COOKIES!

Posted by: Cthulhu 2020 at August 07, 2020 12:49 PM (d6DSt)

276 A Freudian slip is the truth accidentally coming out of one's mouth.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2020 12:48 PM (2VlcY)

And when you say one thing, but mean your mother.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 07, 2020 12:49 PM (8FZ/M)

277 In Biden's defense, he was talking about blacks with an IQ below 80.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 07, 2020 12:50 PM (HJY+O)

278 With the Left's eternal war on individualism, I wonder whether Joe was actually intending a critique of Hispanic culture, especially given his previous statements about the race status of those who don't vote Democrat.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at August 07, 2020 12:50 PM (HmZuC)

279 Hell London was conquered by the Romans. Why are the English not called Latinos? They had the real Latin speakers take over their joint.

Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 12:50 PM (o1Bgo)

280 We have had many crazy senators ...

Ah, but were they both wild AND crazy? No need to discuss their bulges.

Posted by: pep at August 07, 2020 12:50 PM (v16oJ)

281 If you think that way, black Americans ARE a monolith, because the doctor making $250,000 a year and the average hood rat both vote Dem

-

Yep. Same as teachers, union labor, etc. If they weren't a monolith, there wouldn't be a 90%+ reliable vote.

Posted by: Charles Darwin is a write supremacist at August 07, 2020 12:50 PM (0KD36)

282 Joe and Jill Biden were treated to a private screening of Disney's Mulan Wednesday night. "I just loved it," said Presidential candidate Biden. "No one does a happy ending like those Asians do."

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at August 07, 2020 12:50 PM (uhPTO)

283 275

KNEEL TO ME!

THEN I WILL CONSUME YOU ALL AND BUTTFUCK YOUR SOULS IN THE OUTER DARKNESS FOR ALL ETERNITY!

CAMPAIGN RALLY SATURDAY NIGHT, WE HAVE COOKIES!
Posted by: Cthulhu 2020 at August 07, 2020 12:49 PM (d6DSt)

You dick!

Posted by: josephistan at August 07, 2020 12:50 PM (Izzlo)

284 I laughed at Oprah Outrage when she was in Paris trying to buy some really expensive purse and the clerk was being all uppity. Said he was racist.

No, French shopkeepers just hate Americans. And nice try complaining "racism" over trying to buy a $10,000 purse.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at August 07, 2020 12:50 PM (4k/Uz)

285 THEN I WILL CONSUME YOU ALL AND BUTTFUCK YOUR SOULS IN THE OUTER DARKNESS FOR ALL ETERNITY!

___

So...an average Saturday night at Man's Country?

Posted by: Barack Obama at August 07, 2020 12:50 PM (qlFIA)

286 Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at August 07, 2020 12:48 PM (UM7wW)

One day I'll be able to see your nick and not think of a running lizard.

Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 12:51 PM (XxJt1)

287
3rd and 4th generation White Africans, I believe.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 07, 2020 12:49 PM (WEBkv)

And John Kerry's wife

Posted by: CN at August 07, 2020 12:51 PM (ONvIw)

288 It was so strange when my wife and I were in Paris to hear black guys speaking with a French accent.
Posted by: StillJohn

I had taken the night ferry/train over from France to London so I was groggy from lack of sleep. One of the first things I saw when I got off the train was a well-dressed ~~Oriental~~ Asian guy speaking with an upper English acent. Did not compute.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 07, 2020 12:51 PM (+y/Ru)

289 It was so strange when my wife and I were in Paris to hear black guys speaking with a French accent.

That was the genesis of the guy's book mentioned in the sidebar or ONT a while back. He went to France, noted that blacks were just French. They weren't jive French, they weren't hip hop French, they were just... French. Its like in England, the slang used by blacks is whatever they grew up with in the area that whites and Indians and everyone else used. They don't have a "black" culture, its just English culture.

And America was getting that way too, in the 60s. And that was not at all useful for the hard left, so a wedge was driven in and split off blacks again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 12:51 PM (KZzsI)

290 It was so strange when my wife and I were in Paris to hear black guys speaking with a French accent.

Posted by: StillJohn

Stranger than going down South and seeing Chinese speaking a perfect drawl?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 07, 2020 12:51 PM (j3jZX)

291 Is New Guinea considered to be in Asia?

First there was York, then New York.

Where is Old Guinea?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 07, 2020 12:51 PM (HaL55)

292 Always wanted to see him play Robert Heinlein's Lazarus Long.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 07, 2020 11:17 AM (rpbg1)

Wolfus - if you are still around. I am a big RH fan and would love someone to give LL stories a treatment. Start with Methuselah's Children and keep going. Great stories about rugged individuals.

Who would play him now?

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at August 07, 2020 12:51 PM (KopDd)

293 >>>3rd and 4th generation White Africans, I believe.

We resolved that problem.

Posted by: Zimbabwe at August 07, 2020 12:51 PM (HmZuC)

294 222 According to Wikipedia, Latinos only become Latino when they come to America. Prior to that they are Peruvian, Mexican or whatever. When they arrive here they magically become Latino. If they go back to their home country they cease to be Latin and revert to their prior state.

The whole damned thing was made up by the American left do they'd could have one more marginalized group to play with.
Posted by: 29Victor at August 07, 2020 12:41 PM (BJKQV)
----------------------------
EXACTLY.
They switched from "Hispanic" to "Latino" so they can include Brazilians.

And as you say, it's all a politically contrived absurdity.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 07, 2020 12:51 PM (M/9m0)

295 Jamaicans, Nigerians, Dominicans, Somalis, Ghanians Haitians ...
... all the same culture, according to Joe Biden and the enlightened left.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 07, 2020 12:52 PM (OeBYn)

296 What if Biden's VP pick decided she didn't want to be part of the shitshow and backed out?

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:52 PM (OQoWi)

297 We have a good friend who is a white native of South Africa.

She has never once referred to herself as "African American."

Our Zimbabwean son is baffled (and pissed) at black Americans who have never set foot on the continent, calling themselves AA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 12:52 PM (ptqGC)

298 The Hodge Twins nailed this issue:

https://youtu.be/UjmDX0l9AvA

Posted by: Sharkman at August 07, 2020 12:52 PM (1ZeCH)

299 She's like a passive aggressive Michelle Obama.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

I used to dislike Okra. Now I hate her fat ass.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 07, 2020 12:41 PM (+y/Ru)

What makes me nauseated is she's dunking on the idiot wine-moms that got her to be a billionaire to begin with. Her and fucking Ellen. Really makes me wonder how they get so rich by having a few million bored housewives watch their dreck every day.

Funny how Oprah has planted her ass in the decidedly white enclave of Montecito. Not to mention fucking up Telluride along with the rest of her loser tag-alongs. Because black people are notorious skiers, huh?

Posted by: clutch cargo at August 07, 2020 12:52 PM (8B6Ng)

300 Guinea- Bissau?

Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 12:52 PM (o1Bgo)

301 I don't think Biden is actually racist in the sense of hateful. I think he's racist in the sense of old fashioned "we just assume blacks are lesser than us". This is often shown in leftists, where they presume blacks cannot get photo ID to vote, for example. They're just little people who can't make it like you and I, and need our help! Like children!

Its not the kind of racism that wants to lynch and burn and destroy, its the kind that just condescends and insults.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 12:40 PM (KZzsI)

I think that's a big reason the pale, fat-dimply-armed Trigglypuffs are so prevalent in the BLM movement. They believe they are somehow superior to blacks and thus they can step in and save them. And also why conservative blacks infuriate them so much- they refuse to go along with the Trigglypuff fiction that they need help from these loser white people.

Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2020 12:52 PM (Ed8Zd)

302 U.S. jobs rise by 1.763 million in July. The Great American Comeback is underway!

The unemployment rate fell to 10.2% in July, down from its previous 11.1%.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 07, 2020 12:53 PM (rjE57)

303 Daughter's boyfriend is from Mexico City (parents are missionaries from SC). He spent the first 20 years of his life there and he is lily white. Went to college, no minority benefits. So is he Latino?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 07, 2020 12:53 PM (k/TB6)

304 There are also a lot of Whites that identify as "African" because they were born there.

3rd and 4th generation White Africans, I believe.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 07, 2020 12:49 PM (WEBkv)

I really don't understand South Africa, and I strongly suspect the western view of Apartheid was largely distorted and exaggerated, to the point of resembling somewhat, what we're seeing in this country now with BLM.

Leftists and black activists doing a power grab.

Seems to me, and I could be wrong, SA looks like not much has changed, other than skin color of elected officials. Whites living a reasonably modern lifestyle, and gazillions of blacks living in abject poverty, with no change in sight.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 07, 2020 12:53 PM (hku12)

305 Posted by: Cthulhu 2020

I see there is a new book Sherlock Holmes v. Cthulhu. I'm gonna have to bet Cthulhu in that match.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 07, 2020 12:53 PM (+y/Ru)

306 >>Oprah owning Weight Watchers is hilarious.

She went Ham on the Weight Loss.

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2020 12:53 PM (oyqAP)

307 279 Hell London was conquered by the Romans. Why are the English not called Latinos? They had the real Latin speakers take over their joint.
Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 12:50 PM (o1Bgo)

Correction - London was founded by the Romans.

Posted by: josephistan at August 07, 2020 12:53 PM (Izzlo)

308 Its not the kind of racism that wants to lynch and burn and destroy, its the kind that just condescends and insults.

soft bigotry of low expectations was a real thing

Posted by: DanMan at August 07, 2020 12:54 PM (XTiHL)

309 "Latinos come from South America, Mexico, Central America, Spain, Portugal, all over!
-- The only thing that makes them 'one group' is the European language they speak."

they largely are Catholic (different than the USA kind) ... and seem to bring with them an acceptance of socialism and corruption. As with the Cuban version, there should be a potential to make them strong patriotic Americans (natural Republicans) ... imo the Republicans (non-GOPe) indeed need to win the "Latino" Americans ... hard working Christians will be best served by the conservative brand ... the left tries to make them a special minority, to be put on the Dem plantation. (demographics are a real thing)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 07, 2020 12:54 PM (Cus5s)

310 EXACTLY.
They switched from "Hispanic" to "Latino" so they can include Brazilians.

And as you say, it's all a politically contrived absurdity.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 07, 2020 12:51 PM (M/9m0)

It's only a couple million.

Let's not exaggerate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 12:54 PM (/EuRN)

311 Stranger than going down South and seeing Chinese speaking a perfect drawl?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 07, 2020 12:51 PM (j3jZX)

Who's that comedian from the 90s, Japanese descent, but was from Tennesse, or something? Pretty funny guy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 07, 2020 12:54 PM (xPJvm)

312

Castilian Spanish heritage Cubans consider themselves 100% White.

Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at August 07, 2020 12:54 PM (d6DSt)

313 See that background? That is the exact room where the Democrat Party dies.

Posted by: BlackToothGrin at August 07, 2020 12:54 PM (aR6C/)

314 AND BUTTFUCK YOUR SOULS
Posted by: Cthulhu 2020 at August 07, 2020 12:49 PM

You've been watching too much Action Figure Therapy. Try a few weeks with The Damn Few.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2020 12:55 PM (ejd/p)

315 In Biden's defense, he was talking about blacks with an IQ below 80.
Posted by: Maskhole at August 07, 2020 12:50 PM (HJY+O)

Na- uh. Biden already sagely pointed out that poor kids are just as smart as white kids.

Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2020 12:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

316 And Oprah did more than anybody to turn us into a country of emotion-bound nitwits.

Her and Mr. Rogers.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 07, 2020 12:55 PM (HaL55)

317 Aw man, warn us if you're gonna link Nicole Arbor...she's a garbage human.

Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at August 07, 2020 12:55 PM (0jZvB)

318 312

Castilian Spanish heritage Cubans consider themselves 100% White.

Also, they consider Mestizo Cubans black and routinely use the n-word for them.

Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at August 07, 2020 12:55 PM (d6DSt)

319 YAH but where is ( FRISCO DIANE MOST FAVORED TRADING PARTNER) Feinstein? Again she fails to show Mystery ?

Posted by: lucky8up at August 07, 2020 12:56 PM (LPu4X)

320 Its not the kind of racism that wants to lynch and burn and destroy, its the kind that just condescends and insults.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 12:40 PM (KZzsI)

And readily lends itself to support for slavery.

It starts with feeling someone is less than you, and ends with the right to micromanage their life and take the fruits of their labor as compensation - because they'd have never had that without your enlightened, compassionate help, of course.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 07, 2020 12:56 PM (8FZ/M)

321 Correction - London was founded by the Romans.

Posted by: josephistan at August 07, 2020 12:53 PM (Izzlo)

good point, Londinium. I guess I didn't realize they founded it though. They took all of England that is what I should have gone for.

Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 12:56 PM (o1Bgo)

322 When I got falsely accused at work, she claimed I said she had "Latino hair" in one of her fake complaints, a word I have absolutely never used in my life.

And in any event I would have used "Latina" because I'm not a fucking idiot. But I don't say or think either of those words.

Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:56 PM (OQoWi)

323 >>>And America was getting that way too, in the 60s. And that was not at all useful for the hard left, so a wedge was driven in and split off blacks again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 12:51 PM (KZzsI)

Chicken Dinner

Posted by: Braenyard at August 07, 2020 12:56 PM (2VlcY)

324 Who's that comedian from the 90s, Japanese descent, but was from Tennesse, or something? Pretty funny guy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 07, 2020 12:54 PM (xPJvm)

Henry Cho, he is friggin hilarious

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 07, 2020 12:56 PM (k/TB6)

325

Gropin' Joe: Look fat, I learned everything about colored people of color from Corn Pop as I wrapped a chain around his head. He refused to touch my leg hair but I showed him who was boss. After that he would listen to his phonograph every night to learn more words.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 07, 2020 12:56 PM (a8I88)

326 Castilian Spanish heritage Cubans consider themselves 100% White.
Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at August 07, 2020 12:54 PM (d6DSt)

Never make the mistake of confusing a Cuban with a Mexican.

Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2020 12:56 PM (Ed8Zd)

327 People with 100% spanish heritage consider themselves as white. People with mixed spanish heritage, indian or negro, are latino.

Posted by: Archer at August 07, 2020 12:57 PM (gmo/4)

328 "Burritos, Tostidos, Taquitos,Fajitos, Cheetos, Doritos.........."

Lemme guess. Lyrics from Smells Like Teen Spirit?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at August 07, 2020 12:57 PM (kgIDi)

329 >>Henry Cho, he is friggin hilarious

You are thinking of Margaret Cho.

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2020 12:57 PM (qYar3)

330 I see there is a new book Sherlock Holmes v. Cthulhu. I'm gonna have to bet Cthulhu in that match.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 07, 2020 12:53 PM

Neil Gaiman did a short parody of A Study in Scarlet. Sort of Sherlock in a Lovecraftian London. It was an amusing read.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2020 12:57 PM (ejd/p)

331 more on sundown joe

Richard Grenell @RichardGrenell
The Democrats have nominated someone who has lost it. Everyone can see it. Watch this.

The change in Joe Biden over the past few years is absolutely stunning.

What has happened to Joe Biden?

Biden is:

Incoherent.

Incompetent.

Unfit to lead.

WATCH:

https://tinyurl.com/y5e9shzl

This seems to be making its rounds. Laura I. also did the before and after. It's sick to watch really. He is gone, baby, gone. C'mon man!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 07, 2020 12:57 PM (rjE57)

332 What I meant to say was that when I am . . . what am I going to be, Jill? . . . yeah, when I'm president, we're going to put monoliths in black communities that will teach them things. And no one could think that's racist. You don't see Trump giving them monoliths.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 12:58 PM (H5knJ)

333
Henry Cho, he is friggin hilarious

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 07, 2020 12:56 PM (k/TB6)

Oh yeah. So not Japanese, probably Chinese or Korean. And yeah, he was funny.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 07, 2020 12:58 PM (xPJvm)

334 The 80s blacks were starting to be more mainstream America too, and boy the left had to fix that too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 12:58 PM (KZzsI)

335

I'm liking the comedy on the sidebar!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 07, 2020 12:58 PM (rjE57)

336 What makes me nauseated is she's dunking on the idiot wine-moms that got her to be a billionaire to begin with. Her and fucking Ellen. Really makes me wonder how they get so rich by having a few million bored housewives watch their dreck every day.

==

People like Oprah and the Obamas, wildy wealthy people at the top of the food chain really, living a life complete with all the trappings American freedoms have offered them, still can't let go of their victimization. It's a spectacle to behold. I'm no psychiatrist, but somewhere in the recesses of their brains, they have a self-hatred and it can only be addressed by claiming they're somehow oppressed by whites.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 07, 2020 12:59 PM (O+I8R)

337 I never want to hear again how the dims are the "smart" party

Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2020 12:59 PM (O+AcM)

338 Lance Armstrong's bike shop will no longer sell or service bikes to the police.

https://is.gd/8b5PDI

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 07, 2020 12:59 PM (OeBYn)

339 >>Never make the mistake of confusing a Cuban with a Mexican.

When I lived in PR, the locals weren't all that fond of Cubans. Of course, they weren't all that crazy about blond, blue eyed me, either.

It's funny that leftists think the only racist people on the planet are American whites.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2020 12:59 PM (ZLI7S)

340 You are thinking of Margaret Cho.

Posted by: garrett at August 07, 2020 12:57 PM (qYar3)

No, Henry Cho did his bit with a southern drawl. Margaret Cho is not funny at all.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 07, 2020 12:59 PM (k/TB6)

341 I prefer Latin-o's to Cheeri'os for dinner.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 12:59 PM (mNhhD)

342 Lance Armstrong's bike shop will no longer sell or service bikes to the police.

https://is.gd/8b5PDI
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 07, 2020 12:59 PM (OeBYn)

well, we know he is missing one of his balls so... must have lost the other

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 07, 2020 01:00 PM (rjE57)

343 334 The 80s blacks were starting to be more mainstream America too, and boy the left had to fix that too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 12:58 PM (KZzsI)

And then came Rodney King, and every time race relations have started to improve since then, the media maliciously misinterprets some event to create a fresh outrage.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 07, 2020 01:00 PM (8FZ/M)

344 Neil Gaiman did a short parody of A Study in Scarlet. Sort of Sherlock in a Lovecraftian London. It was an amusing read.

He's written a couple in that vein. A more serious one, Cthulhu literally rules the world and the detective ended up being... Moriarty. Good story.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 01:00 PM (KZzsI)

345

Gropin' Joe: Look your Hispanics are very different people. You think I can't tell the difference between Jose Jimenez and Speedy Gonzalez? C'mon man, I know that.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 07, 2020 01:00 PM (NLgA+)

346 Doesn't Lance have only one ball just like Adolf?

Posted by: Archer at August 07, 2020 01:00 PM (gmo/4)

347 338
Lance Armstrong's bike shop will no longer sell or service bikes to the police.

https://is.gd/8b5PDI

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 07, 2020 12:59 PM (OeBYn)

Nuts

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 07, 2020 01:00 PM (k/TB6)

348 dunking on the idiot wine-moms

They exist to be dunked on. That particular brand of idiot is convinced that O and others always mean other white people. Not them.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2020 01:00 PM (H5knJ)

349 336 What makes me nauseated is she's dunking on the idiot wine-moms that got her to be a billionaire to begin with. Her and fucking Ellen. Really makes me wonder how they get so rich by having a few million bored housewives watch their dreck every day.

==

People like Oprah and the Obamas, wildy wealthy people at the top of the food chain really, living a life complete with all the trappings American freedoms have offered them, still can't let go of their victimization. It's a spectacle to behold. I'm no psychiatrist, but somewhere in the recesses of their brains, they have a self-hatred and it can only be addressed by claiming they're somehow oppressed by whites.
Posted by: Lady in Black at August 07, 2020 12:59 PM (O+I8R)

I don't think it's an internal thing so much as an external thing. This happens to be in vogue so they go along with it. It happened to be politically advantageous to marry a black woman instead of his prior gf, so Barry married a black woman.

Posted by: Someguy at August 07, 2020 01:00 PM (Zm+LZ)

350 He DOES get taller! I just kept an eye on the shelf behind his head. Very strange.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 07, 2020 01:01 PM (JKNZq)

351 Coming soon Biden will tell someone to go fuck themselves on live tv.

Posted by: demoncrat at August 07, 2020 01:01 PM (PLDqa)

352 He's written a couple in that vein. A more serious one, Cthulhu literally rules the world and the detective ended up being... Moriarty. Good story.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 01:00 PM

I'll have to look for that one.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2020 01:02 PM (ejd/p)

353 the real inequality in this country is between the top of the AAs and the bottom of the AAs

Posted by: REDACTED at August 07, 2020 01:02 PM (O+AcM)

354 Debates canceled!

Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2020 01:02 PM (B7KlG)

355 Doesn't Lance have only one ball just like Adolf?

He lost one due to cancer, yes. Then he went out and rode and won two more Tour De France races. And the French were so pissed that an American kept winning that they busted him for doing what most of the other bicyclers were and stripped him of all his trophies.

Kind of like the Astros being busted for doing what half the teams in baseball were as well, but are treated like pariahs for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 01:02 PM (KZzsI)

356 Lance Armstrong's bike shop will no longer sell or service bikes to the police.

https://is.gd/8b5PDI
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

No balls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 07, 2020 01:02 PM (+y/Ru)

357 I'll have to look for that one.

Its in a collection called Shadows Over Baker Street. Horror Holmes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 01:03 PM (KZzsI)

358 I know quite a few Latino lefties and none of them use Latinx. It just won't fly.

The only ones who use it are monolingual Anglophones who got a Spanish surname from a grand- or greatgrand- father. They probably took a couple of years of Spanish in school and were annoyed by the gender endings, as most Anglos understandably are.

But no native or near native speaker of any Romance language can cope with ungendering.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 07, 2020 01:03 PM (M/9m0)

359 The racism in the Hispanic community in the Americas is pretty well known and goes deep. As I understand it, they even rate countries in this way. Argentina is at the top of the list, or bottom depending on your perspective. Too much racism everywhere really. I hear in Asia it is at another level. We in America and in Western Europe are easily the most tolerant and inviting. It is ironic and sad that we only crap on ourselves.

I read a really good book on the first Colombian bullfighter to gain his full status by performing at Las Ventas in Madrid. Talk about facing prejudice. Then again, I have read some books on American bullfighters. These guys had no chance at all.

Posted by: Quint at August 07, 2020 01:03 PM (o1Bgo)

360 351 Coming soon Biden will tell someone to go fuck themselves on live tv.
Posted by: demoncrat at August 07, 2020 01:01 PM (PLDqa)

I'm pretty sure that's already happened.

In the 70's.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 01:04 PM (/EuRN)

361 Lance Armstrong's bike shop will no longer sell or service bikes to the police.

-

So they're advocating for a single officer being able to accomplish a lot more law enforcement against black people once he's back in a car again?

Way to go, guys.

Posted by: Charles Darwin - Pop quiz: What does COVID and homelessness have in common politically? at August 07, 2020 01:04 PM (CIWM9)

362 Lance Armstrong

The uni-baller lost all credibility with the doping (although they were all doing it - he was just better at hiding it). So, Tour de Lance no more.

He needs some kind of PR, so ...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 07, 2020 01:05 PM (rjE57)

363 Up-talking nitwit Marie Harf sez Kasich is going to pull Biden over the finish line.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 07, 2020 01:05 PM (ptqGC)

364 361 Lance Armstrong's bike shop will no longer sell or service bikes to the police.

-

So they're advocating for a single officer being able to accomplish a lot more law enforcement against black people once he's back in a car again?

Way to go, guys.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Pop quiz: What does COVID and homelessness have in common politically? at August 07, 2020 01:04 PM (CIWM9)

And think of all the extra CO2 emissions.

Not very green, Lance.

Not very green at all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 01:05 PM (/EuRN)

365 What makes me nauseated is she's dunking on the idiot wine-moms
Posted by: clutch cargo at August 07, 2020 12:52 PM

The Paolo, too, how you say, "dunks" on the wine moms.

Posted by: Paolo at August 07, 2020 01:05 PM (ejd/p)

366 Ow, my eye.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 01:06 PM (v0R5T)

367 Lance Armstrong's bike shop will no longer sell or service bikes to the police.

https://is.gd/8b5PDI
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at August 07, 2020 12:59 PM (OeBYn)

The ball on that guy.

Must be tough going through life, half a man, everyone knowing you cheated to get where you are.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 07, 2020 01:06 PM (hku12)

368 The Lance Armstrong announcement is so lame. "We don't hate cops we just are closing our business to them!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 01:06 PM (KZzsI)

369 -
--

He DOES get taller! I just kept an eye on the shelf behind his head. Very strange.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 07, 2020 01:01 PM

-----------

Every time I watch it, it just gets weirder looking.

Posted by: irright at August 07, 2020 01:06 PM (pMGkg)

370 Nood Jobs

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 01:06 PM (/EuRN)

371 Castilian Spanish heritage Cubans consider themselves 100% White.
Also, they consider Mestizo Cubans black and routinely use the n-word for them.
Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at August 07, 2020 12:55 PM (d6DSt)

I just ran into a situation like that, where a "white" Cuban associate was interested in the "exact heritage" of a Latina relative of mine. I replied that I didn't know because I had never thought to ask.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 07, 2020 01:06 PM (eTZoJ)

372 360 351 Coming soon Biden will tell someone to go fuck themselves on live tv.
Posted by: demoncrat at August 07, 2020 01:01 PM (PLDqa)

I'm pretty sure that's already happened.

==

It'll be a big, f*cking deal.

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 07, 2020 01:06 PM (O+I8R)

373 When I said, "Poor kids are just as smart as white kids" I meant, well, I meant that I'm colorblind. I see all kids the same as all kids, except, you know, white kids.

There.

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 01:06 PM (1vynn)

374 Its in a collection called Shadows Over Baker Street. Horror Holmes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 01:03 PM

Thanks!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 07, 2020 01:07 PM (ejd/p)

375
Stranger than going down South and seeing Chinese speaking a perfect drawl?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 07, 2020 12:51 PM (j3jZX)

Who's that comedian from the 90s, Japanese descent, but was from Tennesse, or something? Pretty funny guy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, All Het Up Again at August 07, 2020 12:54 PM (xPJvm)

I was thinking about him too, but I had to look him up. Henry Cho. Definitely had the accent, and he played it up for all it was worth. Funny dood.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 07, 2020 01:07 PM (EGyGV)

376 And think of all the extra CO2 emissions.

Not very green, Lance.

Not very green at all.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 07, 2020 01:05 PM (/EuRN)

He got in trouble for tearing out a bunch of 100 year old oak trees at his house outside Austin. Quite the environ-mentalist that one

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 07, 2020 01:07 PM (k/TB6)

377 Lance Armstrong's bike shop will no longer sell or service bikes to the police.

Be a shame if it burned down.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2020 01:08 PM (oVJmc)

378 It just cracks me up that in the name of fighting racism, businesses are specifically singling out a group for an external characteristic to oppress and reject.

Yeah. That'll show the bigots.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 01:08 PM (KZzsI)

379 I was thinking about him too, but I had to look him up. Henry Cho. Definitely had the accent, and he played it up for all it was worth. Funny dood.

Yeah he's great, he's like John Pinette, where he works one obvious part of himself for laughs, but doesn't rely on it so much you get sick of it or tired of the one-note comedy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at August 07, 2020 01:10 PM (KZzsI)

380 It's funny that leftists think the only racist people on the planet are American whites.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 07, 2020 12:59 PM (ZLI7S)

Isn't that because it is now universally accepted that you can righteously hate American white folks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 07, 2020 01:10 PM (eTZoJ)

381 I read Professor Moriarty: The Hound of the D'Urbervilles by Kim Newman which is a Sherlock Holmes dark parody that I really liked. I then read his Anno Dracula expecting more dark comedy but it's more of a full blooded horror novel imagining if Dracula had won the final showdown with Van Helsing et al. I quite liked it as well. Sherlock is a minor character.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 07, 2020 01:11 PM (+y/Ru)

382 327 People with 100% spanish heritage consider themselves as white. People with mixed spanish heritage, indian or negro, are latino.
Posted by: Archer at August 07, 2020 12:57 PM (gmo/4)
--------------------------------------
No. They are all "Latino" in the US if they come from anywhere but Europe.
Race doesn't matter.

And in fact, surnames don't really matter either. Former president Vicente Fox of Mexico would be an oppressed minority here! So is Gisele Bundchen of Brazil!

Now, they COULD have a category of indio/mestizo for Meso-Americans, if they wanted to make it racial. But they won't do that because the white Latinos (or predominantly white ones) want to cash in on the racket.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 07, 2020 01:17 PM (M/9m0)

383 377 Lance Armstrong's bike shop will no longer sell or service bikes to the police.

Be a shame if it burned down.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 07, 2020 01:08 PM (oVJmc)
===
Mr. Lying Doping Cheat & Thief is all integrity, I'm sure. Or is he a Ms. yet?

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:22 PM (BRkq2)

384 As I am reading along, example after example, I realize that I'm reading again about someone who is 100% irrelevant. Full stop.

Posted by: bour3 at August 07, 2020 01:27 PM (KXQr+)

385 Each time I see Latin-ex, I picture John Cleese correcting Graham Chapman on the proper conjugation of the Latin phrase for "Roman's Go Home!" from Life of Brian.

"Now write it 100 times before dawn or I will cut your balls off!" Centurion Naughtus Maximus

Posted by: JB1000 at August 07, 2020 01:30 PM (Kf5r9)

386 Whoever is the VP pick is going to be the attack dog from hell and any and every response will be an assault on women as well as racist. Joey Fingers will mostly eat paste in Jill's basement.

Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:59 PM (BRkq2)

387 U know if his handlers/minders let him go out in public for more than 15 minutes, at some point, he's gonna drop the F Bomb in a meaningful way (i.e., he means it because he's a RACIST).

You know it's in there, rattling around his head. He's losing his inhibitions, so it's gonna come out.

The only thing holding him back is the lock at the top of the basement stairs

Posted by: EW at August 07, 2020 02:16 PM (i2lu+)

388 Chris Wallace shifting what biden said to try to burn trump. What a piece of shit.

https://tinyurl.com/yyyw846s
Posted by: Pine Barrens at August 07, 2020 12:

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Chris Wallace and Bret Bear are both pos's

Posted by: Chillin the most at August 07, 2020 02:17 PM (lonOK)

389 Most black people in America come from America. When you think about it, those blacks who actually trace back their ancestry to slavery probably have a longer American ancestry than many white people do.

What the hell does "Africa" have to do with anything at all?

Posted by: MW at August 07, 2020 02:39 PM (gWtVa)

390 Yes he got caught telling the truth about blacks but forgot your only allowed to tell the truth about Whites.

Posted by: FPY at August 07, 2020 04:10 PM (Mp3Rk)

391 He will just have someone plagiarize the test for him.

Posted by: Eve at August 07, 2020 04:23 PM (L5yo0)

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