Tonight's ONT Is A Secret!
Busy day today, and it's not over yet, so here's a basic ONT dump.
What did I do back in '20? Why, I was the tail gunner on a school bus
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 7, 2020
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 7, 2020
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 7, 2020
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) August 7, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of page)Posted by: Emmie at August 06, 2020 09:54 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 09:54 PM (ggFnY)
Posted by: Adriane the runk Monkey Critic ... at August 06, 2020 09:55 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Yer Pal Miklos at August 06, 2020 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: mindful webworker
artificially flavored
at August 06, 2020 09:55 PM (yfoZs)
Posted by: TheHoser at August 06, 2020 09:56 PM (ioRP+)
Posted by: John Waters at August 06, 2020 09:56 PM (unn44)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 09:56 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheHoser at August 06, 2020 09:57 PM (ioRP+)
Posted by: Bruce Miklos-Maslow at August 06, 2020 09:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Elizabeth at August 06, 2020 09:57 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Gork at August 06, 2020 09:58 PM (VmQ66)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 09:58 PM (I+suT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 09:58 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 06, 2020 09:59 PM (FSBqz)
Posted by: Jizzlahne Maxwell at August 06, 2020 10:00 PM (8D99u)
Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:00 PM (L9+g/)
Posted by: irright at August 06, 2020 10:00 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (I+suT)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Diogenes at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (I+suT)
Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (EgshT)
I think we can put to rest the idea that she's a Conservative carpetbagger.
Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (XTyi0)
Then they kneel and I have to turn it off.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sandy at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (Ci4bl)
Posted by: wing at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (I+suT)
It's better to accept than to question. At least in this case.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 10:03 PM (I+suT)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at August 06, 2020 10:03 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:03 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: stumck at August 06, 2020 10:04 PM (uksaT)
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 06, 2020 10:04 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2020 10:04 PM (Ci4bl)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 10:01 PM (I+suT)
It's better to accept than to question. At least in this case.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
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This is the kind of inquisitiveness that produces Yoko Ono videos.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:04 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 09:58 PM (I+suT)
*looks around shiftily*
The same way you shoot men?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 06, 2020 10:04 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: TheHoser at August 06, 2020 10:04 PM (ioRP+)
On the plus side, I'm discovering things like Homesteaders Rescue and Hoarders and Alone.
Posted by: Blutarski at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (nnf6G)
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (ggFnY)
Posted by: wing at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (JFzNN)
That's the worst Alfred Hitchcock impression I've ever heard.
BE BETTER.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 09:58 PM (I+suT)
*looks around shiftily*
The same way you shoot men?
Posted by: Dr. T at August 06, 2020 10:04 PM (Vgw1E
You just don't lead them as much.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (Ci4bl)
her neckline.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (AiZBA)
And the zipper.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:06 PM (NWiLs)
He is going to pull back the curtain on this godforsaken nightmare and say " see? this could have been your future under President Hillary!"
Yeah. Any minute now....
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Kanye 2020 at August 06, 2020 10:06 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: TheHoser at August 06, 2020 10:06 PM (ioRP+)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2020 10:06 PM (Ci4bl)
Sweet, cute, perky, bouncy sexist, says no one cares duck.
Many great, WD, but dog watching sports was greatest.
Posted by: mindful webworker
artificially flavored
at August 06, 2020 10:06 PM (yfoZs)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 06, 2020 10:06 PM (CvJaM)
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2020 10:06 PM (6lKe4)
her neckline.
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (AiZBA)
I had to go back 5 times because the tits are distracting from what you're SUPPOSED to see.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (CD5Uk)
You just don't lead them as much.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (CD5Uk)
That's what the piglet found out during a bad run last deer season.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 06, 2020 10:02 PM (Ci4bl)
I was just getting ready to ask the Horde what I was missing when I spotted it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (+Jt1Y)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 06, 2020 10:08 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:08 PM (Zz0t1)
She's also tweeting "Black Lies Matter" in regards to withholding the full Floyd footage.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2020 10:08 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2020 10:08 PM (B2mhs)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (zr5Kq)
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NO REFUNDS!!!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! Dark Horse Candidate 2020 at August 06, 2020 10:09 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 06, 2020 10:09 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:09 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: Skip at August 06, 2020 10:09 PM (OjZpE)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 06, 2020 10:09 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!
Don't believe whiskey! Whiskey is asshoe!
Posted by: Blutarski at August 06, 2020 10:09 PM (nnf6G)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (CD5Uk)
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Alas, such is the danger of boobs.
Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at August 06, 2020 10:10 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Jordan61 at August 06, 2020 10:07 PM (+Jt1Y
Spotted dick is a favorite dish in England.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:10 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:10 PM (L9+g/)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 06, 2020 10:08 PM (4a9Vv)
For the money shot?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:10 PM (Zz0t1)
I saw another variation the other day: #BlackLivesMAGA
That should cause some Port of Beirut's in people's heads.
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2020 10:10 PM (B2mhs)
Posted by: torabora at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (/mX3p)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (ZGUHO)
Posted by: Blutarski
I can't watch Hoarders or that reality show about addicts. The people on those shows drive me crazy.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: navybrat
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Why would a RINO not wish to meet PDT?
Oh, wait. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (Rvt88)
Spotted dick is a favorite dish in England.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:10 PM (CD5Uk)
I could'a told ya that.
Posted by: Milo at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (dR6lV)
I hate it when I have to get clues!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (eTZoJ)
Thank you so so much for all your support!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (ZGUHO)
Hey WDS! Hope today's been a better day.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I want to look away, but I can't. It's always horrible. But no NFL!
Posted by: Blutarski at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (nnf6G)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (ZGUHO)
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The hot iron worked?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 06, 2020 10:09 PM (w7KSn)
And thus proves what a joke the positive test results are. How many people do you suppose testing positive receive a second test?
Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (eTZoJ)
I hate it when I have to get clues!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (eTZoJ)
Happens to the best of us.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (L9+g/)
The hot iron worked?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (wPVhA)
Rubbed. Dirt.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (dR6lV)
Posted by: Danny Bonaduce at August 06, 2020 10:10 PM (wPVhA)
Testify.
Posted by: Eddie Murphy at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (Ojki1)
Anime bouncey titty girl is distracting.
Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2020 10:12 PM (1Yy3c)
And now on my desktop.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:14 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 06, 2020 10:14 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2020 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
My dad split when I was 11. Even if he hadn't I would have missed those moments because my dad was an enormous asshole.
Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (dR6lV)
Doing the universe a favor.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:50 PM
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Thanks for the ONT, WD! Some good laughs!
That Flames/Jets series has been very exciting. Very physical - like "real" playoff hockey! I don't have a rooting interest in that game, so I'd just as soon see it go to a Game 5. However, I'll pull for the Flames for you - and in honor of Lanny McDonald and the greatest mustache ever (at least outside of a Mario Bros game).
My Caps don't look so good in the Round Robin. They really miss John Carlson!
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (mZUr4)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)
Good luck. Mangiapane is a super-nice kid too, and hell, you've got four former Colts!
Posted by: TheHoser at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (ioRP+)
https://tinyurl.com/y3pupq9q
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 06, 2020 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
Spelled wrong.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 06, 2020 10:14 PM (0QYMt
Yeah, she's stacked.
Oh.. brakes. Yeah that was cool too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: george at August 06, 2020 10:16 PM (JJhYy)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 06, 2020 10:16 PM (dR6lV)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:16 PM (eTZoJ)
My Caps don't look so good in the Round Robin. They really miss John Carlson!
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2020 10:15 PM (mZUr4)
The Stars apparently need more time off.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: nerdygirl
I want to look away, but I can't. It's always horrible. But no NFL!
Posted by: Blutarski
I want to scream at the hoarders, " FFS, get some packages of garbage bags and throw stuff out!" I would not be good at dealing with the mentally ill.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (+lVUW)
Horde: Who is Broseidon?
*ding!*
Cheers, Bro!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)
I learned today of a site called Cameo. You can hire a (admittedly not super-hot) celeb to send a greeting and message to whomever you like. FB has been promotion Gilbert Gottfried's services, especially.
I'm thinking, that would be a fun thing to do for Ace sometime. He charges $150 per message, maybe we could pool our money and buy a spot. Think he'd like to receive a Thanks from the Horde, via Gilbert Gottfried? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (ggFnY)
Posted by: george
He likes it. What's the problem?
Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (XTyi0)
Horde: Who is Broseidon?
It's really hard to celebrate when you share a BDay with JJ.
But Happy Birthday nonetheless.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (Zz0t1)
We could stop illegal immigration, immediately, if we wanted to. Hell we stopped it with a relatively minor effort in the 50s and 50s era technology.
But that would mean getting rid of a significant portion of the left's voters.
Similarly, you could roll up the pedo rings if you pointed a coordinated intelligence effort at it....but then you'd be arresting people like Bill Clinton.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (qlFIA)
Hostages are taken to be used as a weapon. There are times that to neutralize weapons being used against you it becomes necessary to shoot the hostages.
This means being a hostage sucks.
Don't be a hostage.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (WyVLE)
Thank you so so much for all your support!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (ZGUHO)
I trust you managed to bean the other half with an ashtray?
Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (XTyi0)
Here's the site if anyone wants to check it out...
https://www.cameo.com/
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Yes indeed!
Now to survive a WD ONT...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
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I'd like to send a Bea Arthur greeting to someone that I have really ambiguous feelings about.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:19 PM (wPVhA)
Now to survive a WD ONT...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (eTZoJ)
I make no promises!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 06, 2020 10:13 PM (dR6lV)
.....
I believe he is sporting the Gadsden flag.
It's a play on the disingenuous calls by leftists for 2Aers and militia men to intervene with the government rounding up AntiFa members in the pacific NW.
The line goes, you have your guns allegedly to fight the government when it becomes tyrannical, but where are you now.
Obviously, 2Aers recognize who the tyrannical party is, those that seek to destroy the country, seize privately held wealth, burn down businesses and deny free speech, which is to say liberals.
Though in fairness, they could have also drawn a Lincoln Project writer into the toon as well.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:19 PM (u8nBg)
Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 10:19 PM (ggFnY)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Genus.
Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (XTyi0)
people do you suppose testing positive receive a second test?
***
My memory is that shortly before the left jumped on the test everyone bandwagon that it was a common belief that tests couldn't distinguish between Wuhan flu and other corona viruses.
So a large number of the positive people actually had "seasonal" flu....
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (u82oZ)
Are we talking severed heads or is it just make-believe elimination?
Posted by: t-bird at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (/2aWP)
Hostages are taken to be used as a weapon. There are times that to neutralize weapons being used against you it becomes necessary to shoot the hostages.
This means being a hostage sucks.
Don't be a hostage.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (WyVLE
Word.
Posted by: Keanu Reeves at August 06, 2020 10:21 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: 18-1
I'm wondering how many rich, important people in the entertainment industry would be arrested.
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:21 PM (TdMsT)
Its like most Trump humor, too mean spirited and dumb to be funny.
Now....have Darth Vader give Obama's pen and a phone speech when asked about abolishing the Imperial Senate? Now that would be funny.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:21 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Gilded at August 06, 2020 10:22 PM (BRkq2)
But, seen in los angeles on a metro bus which now display black squares claiming metro is in solidairtitty wif BLM, blah junkie george floyd... overlaid was a CRPA calif rifle and pistol association sticker advising Be Safe. Shoot Straight. Fight Back! Ahhhh, a bit o public pushback.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 06, 2020 10:22 PM (JD9/K)
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2020 10:22 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: tbodie at August 06, 2020 10:22 PM (A5B6s)
Once the operating laws become based on political affiliations with no grounding in morality, you are pretty much on the down slope to the third world, or fourth if you are really unlucky!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:22 PM (eTZoJ)
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Brian Singer has had....4 boys?...come forward to accuse him of raping them. The FNM is now saying the latest accuser is just copying his lies from the one before.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:22 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Genus.
Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (XTyi0)
Mammalian is my guess.
Posted by: Keanu Reeves at August 06, 2020 10:23 PM (1Yy3c)
Nite all.
Be safe.
I love you all.
Except MUNG and Kurt, because they suck balls.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:23 PM (Zz0t1)
But, seen in los angeles on a metro bus which now display black squares claiming metro is in solidairtitty wif BLM, blah junkie george floyd... overlaid was a CRPA calif rifle and pistol association sticker advising Be Safe. Shoot Straight. Fight Back! Ahhhh, a bit o public pushback.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 06, 2020 10:22 PM (JD9/K)
I love this way too much!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)
7 {{{westminsterdogshow}}}
Do you need an alibi?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (u82oZ)
*shakes head disapprovingly
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2020 10:23 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:23 PM (L9+g/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Emmie at August 06, 2020 10:24 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: george at August 06, 2020 10:24 PM (JJhYy)
Note that Spacey was on pedo island as well...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:24 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)
pointed a coordinated intelligence effort at it....but then you'd be
arresting people like Bill Clinton.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:18 PM (qlFIA)
I'm willing to take that risk.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2020 10:24 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Keanu Reeves at August 06, 2020 10:23 PM (1Yy3c)
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Correct. Would you like to roll over your winnings to the Species round?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: The Barrel at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: Keanu Reeves at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (1Yy3c)
I'm thinking Megan McCain.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (2lndx)
As has been said, this is a scam, it's an operation devoid of anything resembling science but high on fascistic control.
The tests are bullshit and whatever "vaccine" they come up with will be bullshit too.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (ZT7+C)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Let's buy Ace the session just so he can abuse Tom the entire time!
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: eleven at August 06, 2020 10:25 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:26 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
I'll take all of them for $600, Alex.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 06, 2020 10:26 PM (Vgw1E)
My good man, how you doin'?
Had a feisty day I trust!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:26 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:26 PM (u8nBg)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:26 PM (L9+g/)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:26 PM (u8nBg)
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It's a cute concept, but RentAHasBeen.com is going to eat their lunch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:27 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)
That is the best case scenario for what we will get from a wuhan flu vaccine.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:28 PM (qlFIA)
Hoarders and Alone.
Posted by: Blutarski at August 06, 2020 10:05 PM (nnf6G)
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Is that two separate shows, or is it about me? I can handle the truth.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 06, 2020 10:28 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:29 PM (CD5Uk)
I'm working my way through the list of celebs now...
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)
REJOICE! The Brits are as screwed as we are!
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2020 10:29 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (L9+g/)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:29 PM (an7Mv)
I see you for now.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (u8nBg)
Recovering from a lung infection picked up in town. No lose of taste and only a momentary fever of 100.4°F. I was tested a month ago - negative. No testing now.
My doctors and the pulmonary doctors in town do not prescribe hydroxychloroquine.
But it's all good.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (IAtY2)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 06, 2020 10:16 PM (Zz0t1)
=======================
Don't fret, Sponge. Along with the Stars, the Caps, Blues, and Bruins are also winless. 2 recent Cup winners and a finalist from last year. This Round Robin thing is just more exhibition games
Posted by: Doof at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (mZUr4)
Would someone mind responding to this comment?
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:29 PM (an7Mv)
Sounds like you got caught up in the TB3K. Older threads don't always get wiped. Were you impersonating a troll earlier today?
Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:29 PM (an7Mv)
.....
But now I don't.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (u8nBg)
Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (L9+g/)
Posted by: Blutarski at August 06, 2020 10:31 PM (nnf6G)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:32 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:28 PM (qlFIA)
No, the best case scenario is that I get a percentage of the take from a globally mandated vaccine produced by my pet company Gilead, then I can finally quit this damn government job!
Posted by: Commissar Dr Farci - YOU are all in this together!- at August 06, 2020 10:32 PM (eTZoJ)
Pigeon: I can't breathe!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:32 PM (pNxlR)
Pigeon lives matter!
Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:32 PM (L9+g/)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:32 PM (pNxlR)
Wings Up! Don't Shoot ??
Posted by: Adriane the runk Monkey Critic ... at August 06, 2020 10:33 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: vivi at August 06, 2020 10:33 PM (11H2y)
Thank you very much for those of you who have responded.
I guess I'll have to contact Ace.
BTW...
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:29 PM (an7Mv)
What a DICK!!!
posted by jeff spicoli August 06, 2020 10:33 PM
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:33 PM (an7Mv)
In memoriam.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:34 PM (NWiLs)
"What's up, Ed?"
"Got a flat tire. Don't know how to change it"
"Sucks to be you"
- Nah, I'm just kidding. Fifteen minutes later, his car was sitting smartly on its spare, and I reminded him that if my car is in the driveway, that means he's welcome to call on me for anything he might need.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 06, 2020 10:34 PM (5WpEK)
That happened to me out of the blue and I eventually emailed my IP and hash to CBD and he fixed it.
Posted by: Billy Jeff at August 06, 2020 10:34 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Robert at August 06, 2020 10:35 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2020 10:36 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: freaked at August 06, 2020 10:36 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:36 PM (L9+g/)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2020 10:36 PM (WyVLE)
However, the pure heroin games are from Paradox. I remember reorganizing/restructuring my army's lines of communication and leadership in preparation to kick the Soviet Union's door down when I realized I had been doing only that for around 2 hours. The game was paused. Darn you, Hearts of Iron III!
Crusader Kings II. Go ahead and set yourself the goal of reforming the Roman Empire as Byzantium from an 867 start date so you can transfer that save to a Europa Universalis game and take Rome into the Enlightenment. I'll wait.
Thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2020 10:36 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Adriane the runk Monkey Critic ... at August 06, 2020 10:33 PM (LPnfS)
PULLLLL !!!
BANG!
/12 ga., 2-3/4" shell, 7-1/2 lead shot.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 06, 2020 10:37 PM (QzJWU)
shhhhh ! don't tell them
Posted by: runner at August 06, 2020 10:37 PM (zr5Kq)
But hope you have a great weekend!!
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2020 10:38 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:38 PM (u82oZ)
Roman Empire as Byzantium from an 867 start date so you can transfer
that save to a Europa Universalis game and take Rome into the
Enlightenment. I'll wait.
***
I once started at the 1337 start date as Byzantium and restored the Roman Empire (the full achievement) before the CK2 time frame ended.
Hail to the Caesar!
Posted by: 18-1 at August 06, 2020 10:39 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: nerdygirl at August 06, 2020 10:21 PM
Wonder about those who wouldn't be arrested. It's a shorter list.
Posted by: Chuck C at August 06, 2020 10:39 PM (d/5jB)
Take care NaCly, this prescription restriction crap is criminal, but of course we free citizens (including actual degreed practicing physicians and pharmacists) can't do anything unless our betters approve!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:39 PM (eTZoJ)
Cameo also has Toni Lahren for $80, and a few PDT impersonators, as well as both John O'Hurley and Jamie Farr, both of whom are Republicans last I heard.
Here's the site if anyone wants to check it out...
https://www.cameo.com/
Posted by: qdpsteve
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I got a Trump birthday card from one of those sites! It was hilarious.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 10:39 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:39 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:20 PM (u82oZ)
*shakes head disapprovingly
Posted by: runner
Well, if anyone has an alibi that they won't be using...
Posted by: Innocent Lil' Miklos at August 06, 2020 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:38 PM (u82oZ)
.....
What is it Salty? What's wrong?
Did Andy fall in the well?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:40 PM (u8nBg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:34 PM (NWiLs)
Thank you, Insomniac.
Thank you, Billy Jeff, at #200.
I've had the full ISP ban before a few times due to hamster issues that hasn't deleted any comments but doesn't allow you comment at all ["your IP has been banned" message] but the MUMR treatment is new to me. It must be the same thing that happened to Billy Jeff the once then too.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:40 PM (an7Mv)
Hearts of Iron is addictive. I can take France and take over the World. Crazy. No realistic at all.
I saw someone take Bhutan, and build a battleship once they took over a port. It took a decade to get the tech for that build.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:41 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:41 PM (L9+g/)
Did Andy fall in the well?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:40 PM (u8nBg)
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LOL
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:41 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Miklos with pizza in his future at August 06, 2020 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
I just watched the Vast of Night however, it's on Prime now and filmed by a first time director. 2020 release, and 92% on the Tomatometer.
*Very* solid, low budget, clean, creepy movie, '50s style (deliberately) but far better.
It's free, and I'll wager you won't be disappointed.
Just my two cents.
Posted by: Blacksheep at August 06, 2020 10:42 PM (6mvRv)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:42 PM (u82oZ)
What is it Salty? What's wrong?
Did Andy fall in the well?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:40 PM (u8nBg)
You needed to add a few "Woof!"s
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:42 PM (pNxlR)
Bob Saget, Robert Hays (of Airplane!), Bill Engvall, Andrew Dice Clay ($300!), Tawny Kitaen, Kat Timpf, Paula Poundstone, Andy Dick, Jon Lovitz, Laraine Newman, Anthony Michael Hall, Andy Kindler (another one I'd like to see Ace abuse), Fran Drescher ($500!), Kevin Pollak, Chris Kattan, Paul Reubens, Jay Mohr, an actual Bea Arthur impersonator, Gary Valentine, Louie Anderson, Tom Dreesen, Joe Bob Briggs, Craig Kilborn, Sinbad, Dave Foley.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Going out to meet some friends, I noticed him with a tire iron staring
at the back of his car.
"What's up, Ed?"
"Got a flat tire. Don't know how to change it"
"Sucks to be you"
- Nah, I'm just kidding. Fifteen minutes later, his car was
sitting smartly on its spare, and I reminded him that if my car is in
the driveway, that means he's welcome to call on me for anything he
might need.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 06, 2020 10:34 PM (5WpEK)
Was his mom hot? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at August 06, 2020 10:43 PM (zkS5c)
repeating...
Thank you, Insomniac.
Thank you, Billy Jeff, at #200.
I've
had the full ISP ban before a few times due to hamster issues that
hasn't deleted any comments but doesn't allow you comment at all ["your
IP has been banned" message] but the MUMR treatment is new to me. It
must be the same thing that happened to Billy Jeff the once then too.
Still, maybe I'll just haunt the HQ... forever... bwahahahaha!!!
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:43 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:42 PM (pNxlR)
Arf!
Posted by: Sandy at August 06, 2020 10:43 PM (eTZoJ)
I saw someone take Bhutan, and build a battleship once they took over a port. It took a decade to get the tech for that build.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:41 PM (u82oZ)
I did not play IV, because I heard it was a bit odd. III was great- except playing as the aforementioned US. You have all the resources you could ever want, decent leaders, great industry and research- but those damn oceans!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2020 10:43 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:44 PM (CD5Uk)
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Stop when you get to Pauly Shore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:44 PM (wPVhA)
repeating...
Thank you, Insomniac.
Thank you, Billy Jeff, at #200.
I've
had the full ISP ban before a few times due to hamster issues that
hasn't deleted any comments but doesn't allow you comment at all ["your
IP has been banned" message] but the MUMR treatment is new to me. It
must be the same thing that happened to Billy Jeff the once then too.
Still, maybe I'll just haunt the HQ... forever... bwahahahaha!!!
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:43 PM (an7Mv)
Sorry, job's taken.
Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 10:44 PM (vMCab)
Thank you, hamsters and/or Dave etc.
Whew! Thought that one had my name on it!
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:45 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at August 06, 2020 10:45 PM (L9+g/)
USA is too easy in Hearts of Iron. I deliberately ramp up the difficulty level and require a totally mechanized Army before taking the world over. Well, except for the Para Corps, Marine Corps of only 6 divisions, and a Mountain Div Corps.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:45 PM (u82oZ)
To think, there will come a day when human film actors will be mostly obsolete.
We'll have avatars, voice talent, animators, body models, maybe some face models who license their images just to humanize things a bit, but this thing called a "movie star" will be an intriguing and short-lived figure in the history of western culture.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 10:45 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2020 10:45 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
https://tinyurl.com/y5tf9wac
https://tinyurl.com/y5ndfngh
https://tinyurl.com/y6bvbvpt
https://tinyurl.com/y3rtdwrd
https://tinyurl.com/y5m9cjmn
Posted by: kbdabear at August 06, 2020 10:46 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 10:46 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:46 PM (an7Mv)
I just watched the Vast of Night however, it's on Prime now and filmed by a first time director. 2020 release, and 92% on the Tomatometer.
*Very* solid, low budget, clean, creepy movie, '50s style (deliberately) but far better.
It's free, and I'll wager you won't be disappointed.
Just my two cents.
Posted by: Blacksheep
========
I'll give it a try.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 10:47 PM (G51Gf)
We'll have avatars, voice talent, animators, body models, maybe some face models who license their images just to humanize things a bit, but this thing called a "movie star" will be an intriguing and short-lived figure in the history of western culture.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 10:45 PM (G51Gf)
Until that day comes, are we free to continue to thoroughly despise them?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:47 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:42 PM (pNxlR)
IIRC, both Epic and Opera Browsers have a VPN option. Turn it on and try to post. However, some of those free VPNs are pre-banned here, but you can try this home remedy and see what happens.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:47 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:47 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: TheHoser at August 06, 2020 10:48 PM (ioRP+)
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 06, 2020 10:48 PM (w7KSn)
Good.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
It's the actors that got small.
Posted by: Norma Miklos-Desmond at August 06, 2020 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:47 PM (CD5Uk)
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Sneaky japs.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:48 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 10:48 PM (vMCab)
https://tinyurl.com/yxsl3kv9
https://tinyurl.com/y44pmoej
https://tinyurl.com/y49ehogs
https://tinyurl.com/yx9gqdrl
https://tinyurl.com/y3ey9txo
Posted by: kbdabear at August 06, 2020 10:49 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at August 06, 2020 10:49 PM (j3jZX)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:49 PM (an7Mv)
*cough* I did set myself the task of trying to exterminate Islam once. I denounce myself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2020 10:49 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:49 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Blutarski at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (nnf6G)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:49 PM (an7Mv)
I'm going to remake MASH with the guys from Reno 911
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:42 PM
Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (ggFnY)
We've all been watching it (them) for years and haven't even noticed.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (w7KSn)
Ditch the 4 piper DDs and build a good fleet. Hold them off until Germany is done.
Japan is vulnerable to an island hopping campaign to take the homeland.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (BRkq2)
Stop when you get to Pauly Shore.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:44 PM (wPVhA)
Then back up and run him over again.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:51 PM (pNxlR)
Thank you so so much for all your support!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 06, 2020 10:11 PM (ZGUHO)
And how are you doing, WDS?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 10:51 PM (0YFW4)
And there's some great model or models of Ancient Rome online somewhere that you could use as your CGI background for you sandal epic.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Chuck C at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (d/5jB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Chris W at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (ENWT/)
We've all been watching it (them) for years and haven't even noticed.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (w7KSn)
.....
Won't be long before they will just put out Floyd George videos to rile up the locals around election time without even a real incident to base it on.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (u8nBg)
Thank you, hamsters and/or Dave etc.
Whew! Thought that one had my name on it!
Posted by: andycanuck
Truly a full-service blog.
You can tell the best cobs by the hamster patch on the sleeve.
Posted by: mindful webworker
artificially flavored
at August 06, 2020 10:53 PM (yfoZs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (
Twitter. I feel the same.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:53 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: Gilded Age II
Same number of fingers, toes, and brain cells as yesterday.
So no complaints.
Posted by: Miklos, neither complainer nor whiner be at August 06, 2020 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Reporting in from the hospital. My illness is still of uncertain origins but I am marginally better and awaiting further test results.
Too hard to type on phone with numb fingers to say much more than thank you all for the prayers. Hope to be home this weekend.
Posted by: cfomom at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (05asv)
Indiana Jones died when the sub submerged, but was resurrected when it got to the island.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (cI3Q7)
No. Is she someone around before?
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Chris W at August 06, 2020 10:52 PM (ENWT/
In the trunk. Duh.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (CD5Uk)
Let's take a look at another of Cameo's list of celebs for hire for an Ace greeting...
Debbie Gibson, Mark McGrath, Flavor Flav, Montell Jordan, Dee Snider, Mindy Cohn (!), Lance Bass, Rick Nielsen, Peter Noone, Larry Gatlin, Alice Cooper ($300), Snoop Dogg ($750 and no fcuking way), Tia Carrere, Tony Orlando, Boy George, Jose Feliciano, Melissa Manchester, Beverly D'Angelo (!!), Ice Cube ($500 and no fcuking way), Dave Mason, Don Johnson, Judy Collins, Sheila E., Jackie Mason ($299 but let's do it!!), Tone Loc...
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Indiana Jones died when the sub submerged, but was resurrected when it got to the island.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (u82oZ)
Jesus Jones?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (NWiLs)
So good you are going home. My prayers have been answered. Hope your husband is also doing well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:55 PM (u82oZ)
Reporting in from the hospital. My illness is still of uncertain origins but I am marginally better and awaiting further test results.
Too hard to type on phone with numb fingers to say much more than thank you all for the prayers. Hope to be home this weekend.
Posted by: cfomom at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (05asv)
There you are. We've been very concerned!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)
It took me a while, but I see it, and I can't stop guffawing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 06, 2020 10:55 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:55 PM (u8nBg)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 09:58 PM (I+suT)
Don't lead them as much.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 06, 2020 10:55 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
No!
NFL Commissioner and Executive Chairman of the Cheerleader Selection Committee!
Posted by: Miklos 4 Normalcy 2020! at August 06, 2020 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 10:56 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: cfomom at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (05asv)
Good to hear from you!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 06, 2020 10:56 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Who da fuk is Gilbert Gottfried? If i got a message like that from a "celebrity" completely unknown to me? Straight to the bit bucket.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 10:56 PM (0YFW4)
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2020 10:56 PM (6lKe4)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 06, 2020 10:57 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Speaking of submarines, how exactly did Indiana Jones hold on to that submarine for miles? This has bothered me since I was a kid.
Posted by: Chris W
He joined the crew. He grabbed hold of its flagpole with both hands, extended his arms and held himself out in a horizontal position.
Yup, he was an ensign.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:57 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:57 PM (eTZoJ)
Commenters have been enquiring, and praying for you throughout the day since last night's ONT.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:57 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Miklos for $19.95!
(I'd chip in for Jackie Mason)
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at August 06, 2020 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 10:58 PM (ggFnY)
Posted by: cfomom at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (05asv)
Fantastic news!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 10:58 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2020 10:56 PM (6lKe4)
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Good idea, since Baby Hitler would be ready for you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:58 PM (wPVhA)
Who da fuk is Gilbert Gottfried? If i got a message like that from a "celebrity" completely unknown to me? Straight to the bit bucket.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 10:56 PM (0YFW4)
He used to be the voice of the Aflac Duck until his pissed off someone and got fired.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 10:59 PM (pNxlR)
They've got a link where you can sign up as talent. 'Course, they expect you to already have a fan base they can
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 10:59 PM (SchxB)
Picked up a copy of Heinlein's Green Hills of Earth along the way, among other things.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (2lndx)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)
I'd make Ice Cube say he gargles Trump's balls and just wants people to vote for Trump in November.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
Now see.
I ain't the only language mangler in these here parts.
Posted by: Miklos Oxford's English Dictionary at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
And Alice Cooper would blow Ace's mind.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 10:58 PM (wPVhA)
Baby Hitler do do doo do doo
Baby Hitler do do doo do doo
Baby Hitler do do doo do doo
Baby Hitler
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:01 PM (NWiLs)
By the power invested in me, I hereby grant Kbdabear the Golden Boner Sceptre of the Grand Mystic Noble Order of the Ficus.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 06, 2020 11:01 PM (rCwaK)
Until that day comes, are we free to continue to thoroughly despise them?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (
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Not only that, we're free to gloat in advance at the prospect of their demise.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:01 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)
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$25, but the fee is blowjob-inclusive.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 11:01 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Chuck C at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (d/5jB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Insom, I hate to tell you...
sometimes a dream is not a dream
Posted by: Commissar Sigmund Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (u8nBg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Tara Reid, $125.
I wonder what the rate is for Lindsay Lohan...
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)
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Same as in town?
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Sounds good
Posted by: Miklos Kardashian at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (QzkSJ)
LOL next verse??
Posted by: Iris at August 06, 2020 11:03 PM (6lKe4)
Hey, what's with the chick with the bouncy busom and the GFG?
Get
F***ed
Good
?
What am I missin?
Posted by: Sapwolf at August 06, 2020 11:03 PM (nuv3n)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jarrod at August 06, 2020 11:05 PM (r/InI)
Posted by: publius
That "investation" must have been fun.
Posted by: Grand Miklos of the Noble and Eternal Order of Mikloses at August 06, 2020 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)
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$25, but the fee is blowjob-inclusive.
At least the herpes is free.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:05 PM (SchxB)
sometimes a dream is not a dream
Posted by: Commissar Sigmund Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:02 PM (eTZoJ)
Believe me, I had similar thoughts.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Can I chat with Stacey Dash for...say, three to four minutes? What's that cost?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:05 PM (CD5Uk)
I'm sworn to secrecy upon pain of death, but I can say that okra was involved.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 06, 2020 11:06 PM (rCwaK)
Until that day comes, are we free to continue to thoroughly despise them?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (
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Not only that, we're free to gloat in advance at the prospect of their demise.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Now you've got me going.
IN fact, I can't wait for the first major studio to make a blockbuster or at least a big-ish production this way. Every actor in town screaming of "professional genocide" and denouncing the programmers and replacement talent, while the execs thank God they no longer have to work with those impossible narcissists.
Audiences who want to watch humans can go to local live theater.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:06 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:06 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)
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*pffft*
Posted by: Barry Manilow at August 06, 2020 11:07 PM (wPVhA)
Wow, hard work does pay off!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:07 PM (SchxB)
Now you've got me going.
IN fact, I can't wait for the first major studio to make a blockbuster or at least a big-ish production this way. Every actor in town screaming of "professional genocide" and denouncing the programmers and replacement talent, while the execs thank God they no longer have to work with those impossible narcissists.
Audiences who want to watch humans can go to local live theater.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:06 PM (G51Gf)
We can tell them, "LEARN TO CODE!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 06, 2020 11:08 PM (pNxlR)
Oh that civ cartoon brings back memories of "Master of Orion" way back in I think it was 1995.
So addictive. Just one more turn and I'll go to bed.....at 2:00am.
I usually played the diplomacy strong humans.
Posted by: Sapwolf at August 06, 2020 11:08 PM (nuv3n)
We've all been watching it (them) for years and haven't even noticed.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 06, 2020 10:50 PM (w7KSn)
Yeah but watch Rogue One. The Tarkin CGI looks ok in small doses. But the more he is on screen the more you notice the Uncanny Valley aspect. And then there is the Leia CGI at the end as well.
Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 11:08 PM (vMCab)
Do you know "Lebensraum Blues" by a guy named A. Hitler?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:08 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:06 PM
Strip clubs, FTW!
Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 11:08 PM (ggFnY)
Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 11:08 PM (vMCab)
I'm okay with that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:09 PM (CD5Uk)
Bruce Dern, $200.
Danny Trejo, $125.
Ice T, $350.
Terry Bradshaw, $500.
Dog The Bounty Hunter, $250.
George Hamilton, $200.
Sean Spicer, $199.
Dick Van Dyke, $1000.
Jim Brown, $320.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:08 PM (eTZoJ)
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The stage name is SCHICKELGRUBER!
Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at August 06, 2020 11:10 PM (wPVhA)
I still don't get the concept. Do you just get some rando comment from them or can you tell them what to say?
Can I chat with Stacey Dash for...say, three to four minutes? What's that cost?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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My birthday greeting was from a Trump imitator. In the service my sender used, the talent records a couple hundred common names and maybe a couple of canned greetings. The sender picks the greeting they want, the name of the recipient, and voila -- hilarious. Not sure how the others work.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:10 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Case at August 06, 2020 11:10 PM (frO9V)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 11:10 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: cfomom at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (05asv)
Have you had your home tested for carbon monoxide? The gas company or fire department ought to do it for free.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:10 PM (0YFW4)
Posted by: Maskhole at August 06, 2020 11:10 PM (HJY+O)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:11 PM (SchxB)
Wow, hard work does pay off!
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Hard work.
And Single Handed!
Posted by: Miklos, tipping the traditional fez at August 06, 2020 11:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm a little surprised Shatner's not on the list, though he'd probably insist on at least $1k.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:06 PM (G51Gf)
Before our beloved Governor Coonman shut things down there was a local play house that did great live plays, much more fun that any movie! I hope they will recover.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:12 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Grand Miklos of the Noble and Eternal Order of Mikloses at August 06, 2020 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)
I think he wanted the cheer job you offered. I think he's pissed.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:12 PM (BRkq2)
In fact, CGI characters, scenery, props and even scripts are, by now, very far advanced.
We've all been watching it (them) for years and haven't even noticed.
Posted by: navybrat
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Yes indeedy. And eventually... poof. All virtual.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:12 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: kbdabear at August 06, 2020 11:12 PM (qAR6u)
Picked up a copy of Heinlein's Green Hills of Earth along the way, among other things.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 06, 2020 11:00 PM (2lndx)
What a wonderful day!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 06, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)
Can I chat with Stacey Dash for...say, three to four minutes? What's that cost?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:05 PM (CD5U
You can give them a script to read from if you want a specific greeting or have them freestyle it.
Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 11:13 PM (vMCab)
Hoping to grab at least a couple before the election...
Posted by: Ex-liberal at August 06, 2020 11:13 PM (20v0t)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Not "The" Hitler.
Just "A" Hitler.
Posted by: Miklos, prolly millions of Hitlers out there at August 06, 2020 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Wanna talk to Insomniac? $10.
Wanna talk to MisHum? $25.
(qdpsteve in the discount rack, $3.50)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:10 PM (0YFW4)
Thanks for catching that and reminding her, it could be very important!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:14 PM (eTZoJ)
Here's her link at Cameo. I assume there you can tell how much time you'll get.
https://www.cameo.com/staceydash
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Wanna talk to Insomniac? $10.
Wanna talk to MisHum? $25.
(qdpsteve in the discount rack, $3.50)
Aw fuck, I gotta set up another web site?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:15 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 11:13 PM (vMCab)
Oh boy. Now I'm interested!
Gotta get to work on a script for Stacey to read...
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:15 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:13 PM
How much is that in Zambian kwacha?
Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 11:16 PM (ggFnY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Not "The" Hitler.
Just "A" Hitler.
Posted by: Miklos, prolly millions of Hitlers out there at August 06, 2020 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)
It was a early recording before he really hit it big!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:16 PM (eTZoJ)
Just type in what you need, be descriptive.
Sorry, all you up and coming film composers, you've all been replaced. That 150k you spent at UCLA, sorry.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 06, 2020 11:16 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:16 PM (RU4sa)
I was hoping Greta Thunberg was on that celebrity list.
"Good afternoon ace-ssh. I should not be calling you todaysh, I should be at home shelebrating my childhood. I want to tell you that I am hoping you are enjoying dunking your ballsh in the puddingz after Preshident Trump hash been reelected. Entire echo systems are dying, cities ares burning. How dare you dunk your ballsh"
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 11:17 PM (u8nBg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Case at August 06, 2020 11:17 PM (frO9V)
Wanna talk to MisHum? $25.
(qdpsteve in the discount rack, $3.50)
Posted by: qdpsteve
JJ will rant at YOU!
Expensive, 'cause overnight shift, but you get your money's worth!
Posted by: Miklosian Actual Marketing SA de CV at August 06, 2020 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:17 PM (NWiLs
Too late! I already booked her through next Spring.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:18 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:15 PM (SchxB)
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Website?
ITS AN APP, STUPID!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 11:18 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:17 PM (NWiLs)
I think there is a line already!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:19 PM (eTZoJ)
Penn Jillettet is available for $125.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
·
3m
BREAKING: Ex-Colleagues See Durham Dropping Bombshells Before Labor Day
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:19 PM (G51Gf)
No. I'm depressed enough.
Posted by: Case at August 06, 2020 11:17 PM (frO9V)
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He isn't running a suicide hotline.
sheeeshhh
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 11:19 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:20 PM (RU4sa)
Oh.
Another way for stupid people to lose money.
Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:16 PM (RU4sa)
Pretty much. Though if your kid has a favorite actor or celebrity they would probably think its pretty cool to get a a happy birthday greeting from them.
Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 11:20 PM (vMCab)
Cameo also has Toni Lahren for $80, and a few PDT impersonators, as well as both John O'Hurley and Jamie Farr, both of whom are Republicans last I heard.
Here's the site if anyone wants to check it out...
https://www.cameo.com/
Posted by: qdpsteve
I've order that twice for 2 of my friends birthday's. Spoiler: the women do it in the car without makeup and look rough. The men either in the car, a hotel room, or at home looking hungover and used up.
Pro Tip: Save up for Ric Flair.
Pro Tip 2: Toni Lauren chagring 80 bucks is a major bigly red flag. Something ain't right about that girl, she has found trouble, no decent man or any man wants anything to do with her. 80 bucks is sad.
Posted by: Maskhole at August 06, 2020 11:20 PM (HJY+O)
You laugh. I think it can be done on the cheap with asterisk for placing phone calls and delivering pre-recorded messages. Could probably also use it to hide the origin of live calls so no creepy stalkerism. Front end is another story...
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:20 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:19 PM (G51Gf
What's the rush? Might as well wait til 2024.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:20 PM (CD5Uk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:17 PM (NWiLs
Too late! I already booked her through next Spring.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:18 PM (CD5Uk)
Dammit!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:21 PM (NWiLs)
You can say anything you like
But you can't touch the merchandise
She'll give you every penny's worth
But it will cost you a dollar first
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 06, 2020 11:21 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:22 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 11:20 PM (vMCab)
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My kids are grown and my grandkids have no access to dumbphones, much less smart ones.
So I guess I'm fortunate in not having to deal with celebrity worship.
Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:22 PM (RU4sa)
(actually I have no idea)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura
Now that's the Horderian Get-Er-Done Attitude!
Posted by: Miklosian Project Management (Azores) LLP at August 06, 2020 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)
No. I'm depressed enough.
Posted by: Case at August 06, 2020 11:17 PM (frO9V)
For ten measly bucks I can talk you right over the ledge.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:22 PM (SchxB)
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$5 and the time is unlimited.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 11:23 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 06, 2020 11:23 PM (CD5Uk)
Peace and carets, y'all. I'm closing the lurking window.
Keep the faith.
Posted by: mindful webworker
artificially flavored
at August 06, 2020 11:23 PM (yfoZs)
Penn Jillettet is available for $125.
How much for Teller?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:22 PM (SchxB)
Free, but that's only because he doesn't say anything.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:23 PM (NWiLs)
Oh.
Another way for stupid people to lose money.
Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:16 PM (RU4sa)
Dropping 10-50 bucks so your best friend gets a surprise phone call/video message from an actor from one of their favorite childhood 80's action movies is a thoughtful and priceless gift.
Posted by: Maskhole at August 06, 2020 11:24 PM (HJY+O)
Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:24 PM (RU4sa)
The rate to talk to ME, qdpsteve, is as follows:
$3.50 total for 10 minutes
$1.00 total for 20 minutes
Hey wait a minute...
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Stacey Dash
No need to hurry
Posted by: Four Minute Mile Miklos at August 06, 2020 11:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Too hard to type on phone with numb fingers to say much more than thank you all for the prayers. Hope to be home this weekend.
Posted by: cfomom at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (05asv)
There you are. We've been very concerned!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)
Sounds like me over the weekend. May you indeed be home by the time the weekend gets here.
(I never stayed overnight at a hospital until this past weekend. Scary stuff, to say the least.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 06, 2020 11:24 PM (ejsiI)
Funny haha, not funny queer. Mmhmm.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 11:24 PM (u8nBg)
Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:25 PM (RU4sa)
Yes, but Ace wouldn't get a cut unless it was a horde developed site!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:25 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 11:24 PM (u8nBg)
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Bette Midler, on the other hand...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 11:25 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)
She just turned 59.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 06, 2020 11:25 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: Harpo Marx at August 06, 2020 11:25 PM (aKsyK)
I'd pay for a few of these celebs at these rates, and others for a lot less. And then there's others who I wouldn't chat with for free.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Miklos, the neglected Fifth Yorkshireman at August 06, 2020 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:26 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 11:28 PM (u82oZ)
Or, $200 for Sandra Bullock for 20 minutes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:28 PM (L2ZTs)
50 bucks is getting pretty close to the price in town...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:29 PM (eTZoJ)
Went tot town, took trash to the dump, and went to NAPA and got a jug of oil and a compression union for the plastic oil pressure gauge line. That was the minor oil leak. Fixed. Major leak was even easier. Bolt for the banjo fitting on the block that supplies oil to the left side cylinder head was not tight, so it leaked oil under pressure at an alarming rate. But I got a socket wrench on it, and a quarter-turn of the ratchet handle, and it's all good. Took another drive, no leaks.
But it sounds like the starter is staying meshed with the flywheel. That's got to be fixed, pronto. And the speedometer doesn't work, although it tried once or twice. I think I need to shorten up the cable jacket, so that the core cable engages fully with the square sockets at both ends.
But the rebuilt clutch works just fine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:29 PM (0YFW4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:19 PM
Does Teller charge $125 and not say anything?
Posted by: Chuck C at August 06, 2020 11:29 PM (d/5jB)
What's the rush? Might as well wait til 2024.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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Might as well be never.
>>On the other hand, Swecker does not expect Durham to indict former FBI Director James Comey, nor former CIA Director John Brennan or Director of National Intelligence James Clapper.
...
"It's hard to prove criminal intent at their level, and unless there's a smoking gun, like an email or text, they'll probably get off with a damning report about their activities," Swecker said.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:29 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 06, 2020 11:30 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:30 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 11:30 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Shi....you would do it for free.
Posted by: Case at August 06, 2020 11:31 PM (frO9V)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 11:31 PM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:32 PM (SchxB)
Most of them are pervs, alot are basically uneducated and they all hate normal people.
Never understood celebrity worship and don't give a shit what is happening in their lives.
It is all fake.
Posted by: four seasons at August 06, 2020 11:32 PM (PisyI)
Funny thing, it was to be a showing of a movie partly filmed on our grounds.
It was called "Sons and Daughters of Thunder" about the start of the abolitionist movement. So very timely on this race BS. Filmed partly here in the Dillon Home Museum.
Posted by: Farmer at August 06, 2020 11:32 PM (KF21f)
As usual, I am impressed with your mechanical skills.
But I do assume you did all this while wearing a mask, just to be safe?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:32 PM (eTZoJ)
Shi....you would do it for free.
Posted by: Case
Lawyer.
Pro bono.
Posted by: Ethical Miklos at August 06, 2020 11:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Brie Larson's Ass at August 06, 2020 11:33 PM (EgshT)
Most expensive celeb thus far at Cameo that I can find:
Caitlyn Jennfer. $2,500.
Not a joke.
https://www.cameo.com/caitlynjenner
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:32 PM (eTZoJ)
No, I just wore blackface. Damned oil gets everywhere.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:34 PM (0YFW4)
So, a kinder gentler zzzzz,
we might as well have kept jeffie in place.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:34 PM (eTZoJ)
Not a joke.
https://www.cameo.com/caitlynjenner
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)
What about Bruce Jenner's pickled dick?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:35 PM (0YFW4)
Take away ten pounds and yeah, maybe. Ed woulda thought I was being nice to him just to bang his mom, so maybe it was good that I wasn't tempted in that regard. Given your handle, I'll tell you that this was a stone's throw from the Shop Rite in Clark..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at August 06, 2020 11:35 PM (5WpEK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:35 PM (L2ZTs)
What's the rush? Might as well wait til 2024.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
=======
Might as well be never.
>>On the other hand, Swecker does not expect Durham to indict former FBI Director James Comey, nor former CIA Director John Brennan or Director of National Intelligence James Clapper.
...
"It's hard to prove criminal intent at their level, and unless there's a smoking gun, like an email or text, they'll probably get off with a damning report about their activities," Swecker said.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:29 PM (G51Gf)
I can't wait to have it explained how Flynn needing to be pardoned by Trump to have his torment end and Comey just being fired and McCabe losing his pension is a sufficient win for us and its just silly to expect anything more.
Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 11:36 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 06, 2020 11:36 PM (SchxB)
https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (WyVLE)
President Trump said that before heading to Bedminster for the next three days...
is shit going down?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: LuigisIndexFinger at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (3zin8)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (J8nVw)
https://tinyurl.com/yyskzsvz
I'm sure he'll be rioting again in front of Portland's East Precinct again tonight.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)
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I thought she was already there.
I said how much does SHE pay for anyone to buy her message
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (BRkq2)
You look good on video...
You can read lines written by someone literate...
You have a voice that sounds right for this artificial persona we created...
I definitely need to worship you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 06, 2020 11:38 PM (eTZoJ)
I can't wait to have it explained how Flynn needing to be pardoned by Trump to have his torment end and Comey just being fired and McCabe losing his pension is a sufficient win for us and its just silly to expect anything more.
Posted by: buzzion
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IF that.
>>McClintock warned Barr that if he is succeeded by a Biden appointee, Durham's investigation will simply go away.
'I understand your concern,' Barr sighed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:39 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 06, 2020 11:39 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)
https://youtu.be/XkLqAlIETkA
Posted by: Kindltot at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (WyVLE)
I guess you had to be there. I wasn't.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:40 PM (0YFW4)
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2020 11:40 PM (oZuI0)
any word yet from CFO Mom on her condition?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Maybe you should try reading the thread.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:41 PM (0YFW4)
Posted by: buzzion
McCabe did not lose his pension.
He lost the final increase of his pension.
Mr. and Mrs. McCabe are worth about 11 million dollars.
Funny how that happens.
Posted by: Miklos, checking them pesky facts at August 06, 2020 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:41 PM (L2ZTs)
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I'm very concerned about that comment. What did he mean?
Posted by: Pliney at August 06, 2020 11:42 PM (nzKWW)
If you weren't so wrapped up in your celebrity worship and read the comments you would know.
Posted by: four seasons at August 06, 2020 11:42 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: buzzion at August 06, 2020 11:36 PM (vMCab)
Let's be realistic, we are willing to admit that "mistakes were made", so it is clearly time to move on and resume our tireless work for the American people!
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 06, 2020 11:42 PM (eTZoJ)
President Trump said that before heading to Bedminster for the next three days...
is shit going down?!?!?!?!?
Posted by: LuigisIndexFinger at August 06, 2020 11:37 PM (3zin
Appears to be in reference to some pharma/trade stuff he's doing.
Posted by: Someguy at August 06, 2020 11:43 PM (zNlHv)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 06, 2020 11:43 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:43 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:41 PM (L2ZTs)
FFS, she posted right here, in this thread. Go back and read it; you'll find it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:43 PM (0YFW4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:39 PM (G51Gf)
Sessions to Barr to memory hole!
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 06, 2020 11:44 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Congress was wiped out for a generation. Been Republican failure theater ever since, too.
Nixon was pretty squishy in a lot of ways too. Reagan was kind of a speed bump.
Posted by: Common Tater at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM (HWisp)
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Funny I don't recall FBI having to prove criminal intent of Flynn.
Posted by: Pliney at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM (nzKWW)
Man you guys are unnecessarily harsh.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM (2DOZq)
I keep seeing her name, and I have no idea why I am supposed to care.
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM (oZuI0)
If you weren't so wrapped up in your celebrity worship and read the comments you would know.
Posted by: four seasons at August 06, 2020 11:42 PM (PisyI)
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lol
qdp, she was on here earlier.
Scroll up.
Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:46 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2020 11:47 PM (HviJ/)
Posted by: Pliney
You're funny.
Posted by: Robert Mueller at August 06, 2020 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)
276
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:47 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:43 PM (BRkq2)
Comrade, your betters have been actively working on this since the end of WW II, and laying groundwork before that!
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 06, 2020 11:47 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2020 11:47 PM (ZT7+C)
I missed CFO's comment because she signed as "cfomom" and I was looking for "CFO mom."
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Man you guys are unnecessarily harsh.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM (2DOZq)
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No, some of us aren't into celebrity worship.
Especially nowadays, what with the mindless sheeple following their favorite celubtard in the useless charade of mask wearing (and mask-shaming).
Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:48 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2020 11:49 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: four seasons at August 06, 2020 11:49 PM (PisyI)
I keep seeing her name, and I have no idea why I am supposed to care.
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM
The Beckyest Becky in all of Beckydom? The star of that movie? Srsly?
Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 11:50 PM (ggFnY)
Funny I don't recall FBI having to prove criminal intent of Flynn.
Posted by: Pliney
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I thought intent was an empty notion anyway. That's why Comey's whole explanation for declining to prosecute Hillary ("What we can't establish is that she acted with the necessary criminal intent") was considered bogus. Intent wasn't necessary to bring charges for the crimes she committed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:50 PM (G51Gf)
SMH, it isn't about celebrity worship. I'm not rushing out to buy these chats with these celebs.
What I'm entertained by is the fact this stuff is available to begin with. I also find the prices telling.
I also thought one of these messages for Ace might be a nice/fun thing.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 11:50 PM (I+suT)
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2020 11:51 PM (HviJ/)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Lay off qdpsteve.
Because STEVE DELIVERS
Posted by: Miklos, thinking pizza RIGHT NOW at August 06, 2020 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)
@446
I don't think Barr understands the concern.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
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I don't think Barr understands that he should be tearing his hair out and shrieking like a banshee at the prospect.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:52 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:52 PM (L2ZTs)
On all of these fancy new computers since the early 90s, there is a Find feature.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:52 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: four seasons at August 06, 2020 11:52 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Pliney at August 06, 2020 11:45 PM (nzKWW)
You are looking at this wrong, think
"Funny I don't recall FBI having to prove criminal intent of Republican GEN Flynn appointed by the first non-Establishment President in more than a generation."
and it will become clear.
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 06, 2020 11:52 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Zettai at August 06, 2020 11:50 PM (ggFnY)
--Is Brie Larson the one with the head and the two arms?
That one?
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2020 11:52 PM (oZuI0)
"Guess you didn't read every fucking comment you fucking mindless prick. Die."
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2020 11:53 PM (HviJ/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 06, 2020 11:50 PM (I+suT)
Free birth control.
Posted by: Someguy at August 06, 2020 11:53 PM (zNlHv)
Posted by: ...
In certain circumstances "How are YOU doin?!" is acceptable.
Posted by: Miklos, checking precedent and AoS Stylebook at August 06, 2020 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:52 PM (G51Gf)
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It looks like the Republicans were in on the coup. And are still participating. Until it doesn't.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:54 PM (BRkq2)
They only crimes that really have an intent component are homicide.
For all other crimes it's, you either did the thing or you didn't do the thing.
As you say, intent was used as a bullshit dodge to not being charged.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2020 11:54 PM (ZT7+C)
Any alt history books/ stories based on the fledgling French revolutionary army being defeated at Valmy in 1792 by the Prussians and the Royalists?
(they would have restored the Royal family, no Terror, no Napoleon probably)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 06, 2020 11:55 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: Miklos, checking precedent and AoS Stylebook at August 06, 2020 11:53 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm not even sure I would chance that one.
"Fuck you. Check comment #2754 in the last thread you insensitive no attention paying cocksucker."
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2020 11:55 PM (HviJ/)
Get her a Teen Vogue subscription?
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:55 PM (BRkq2)
Another way to keep people tethered to their devices.
Especially in this era where we're all in this together.
Posted by: SMH at August 06, 2020 11:55 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 06, 2020 11:55 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Hmm... what is the delivery cost to South Carolina?
More than $20, gotta say no.
Posted by: Miklos, planning a taco tour of SoCal one day at August 06, 2020 11:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2020 11:56 PM (HviJ/)
Posted by: A Miklos Man is always intense at August 06, 2020 11:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 06, 2020 11:57 PM (2DOZq)
They only crimes that really have an intent component are homicide.
For all other crimes it's, you either did the thing or you didn't do the thing.
As you say, intent was used as a bullshit dodge to not being charged.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2020 11:54 PM (ZT7+C)
Shoplifting and tax evasion come to mind.
Posted by: Someguy at August 06, 2020 11:57 PM (zNlHv)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 06, 2020 11:57 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)
Gotta listen closely, because I like paraphrasing over blatant quoting.
https://youtu.be/6DDA4lG1LE0?t=198
Posted by: logprof at August 06, 2020 11:58 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 06, 2020 11:58 PM (vuisn)
lol, NV Governor banned church services but casinos can operate at 50% capacity, so #EvangelicalsForTrump are praying in a casino. Packed house.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:58 PM (G51Gf)
Feminazi bullshit-spouting celebrity humanoid of the female variety. Coming soon to an all-night shopping channel near you.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2020 11:51 PM (HviJ/)
Don't ask how someone is doing. You'll regret it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:52 PM (G51Gf)
I'd sure feel better if I thought Barr was kicking ass and taking names within the DOJ and FBI and demanding people be fired or reassigned, and I truly hope I am wrong, but I think we are being played.
They framed Flynn and had bogus/fabricated charges levied against him in weeks, yet all "our" guys still seem to be running in circles. I would think by now at least one minnow (not necessarily a big fish) would be rotting in a PMITA prison cell.
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Miklos, bizarrely healthy considering the various Death Epidemics at August 07, 2020 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 06, 2020 11:58 PM (vuisn)
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Never saw him.
Posted by: A. Hitler at August 07, 2020 12:01 AM (wPVhA)
For all other crimes it's, you either did the thing or you didn't do the thing.
As you say, intent was used as a bullshit dodge to not being charged.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 06, 2020 11:54 PM (ZT7+C)
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Not only intent, but "no evidence of intent" was a Clinton invention, as nearest I know
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:02 AM (BRkq2)
No. His domestic policies were pure administrative state crap. Wage and price controls were probably the worst of them. It's hard to imagine nowadays how far left even Republicans were back then. Many probably still are, but thanks to Reagan's success they have to hide it.
Some are showing it now, but they're at least getting pushback. Imagine if that level of government response to a crisis were still universally accepted.
We would probably not have made it to the turn of the century.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 07, 2020 12:02 AM (2lndx)
Indiana Jones died when the sub submerged, but was resurrected when it got to the island.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 06, 2020 10:54 PM (u82oZ)
Nah. He was shot by someone standing watch. No place to hide.
Even I, a grunt, could figure that part out.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 07, 2020 12:03 AM (8C7+r)
Perhaps we are all headed to the tumbrels vone November
Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 07, 2020 12:03 AM (J8nVw)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 06, 2020 11:54 PM (BRkq2)
How dare you cast such aspersions! We all need to join together and support the GOP in every way possible.
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 07, 2020 12:03 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at August 06, 2020 10:29 PM (an7Mv)
I see you for now.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 06, 2020 10:30 PM (u8nBg)
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vanished, like my hopes for a reasonably pleasant period for my "retirement" years...
i guess dying in a civil war beats rotting away in a warehouse for old people...
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 12:03 AM (FSBqz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (NWiLs)
You are a true pal.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:03 AM (HviJ/)
Posted by: Someguy at August 06, 2020 11:57 PM (zNlHv)
I was going to say a CPA specializing in tax law probably couldn't make a good argument that he had no intent.
Of course unless you're a Democrat. See Timothy Geithner.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 12:03 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:41 PM (0YFW4)
Pffft....
Actually, I LOLed.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2020 12:04 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Computers are stupid. And very literal. If you tell it to look for CFO mom, it will never find cfomom.
That's why I suggested that you read the thread, instead of relying upon a faulty search routine to do it for you. And all you had to do was to read all the "posted by" lines. Would have taken all of ten minutes away from reading that shit-polluted Cameo site.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:04 AM (0YFW4)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 07, 2020 12:04 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar
And patriotic masks!
Posted by: Uncompliant Miklos at August 07, 2020 12:05 AM (QzkSJ)
We also learned a bit about celestial orientation, which to be honest, I had forgotten.
Science!
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2020 12:05 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 07, 2020 12:06 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (NWiLs)
You are a true pal.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:03 AM (HviJ/)
I'm here for you.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 12:06 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 06, 2020 11:58 PM (G51Gf)
Well 50% packed.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 12:06 AM (2DOZq)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y297zua4
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 12:06 AM (WyVLE)
It's a standard lying Dem trope these days.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:06 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 07, 2020 12:07 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: publius
I am allergic to Noassatol.
Should I take Noassatol?
Posted by: Miklos, bizarrely healthy considering the various Death Epidemics at August 07, 2020 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)
--I'd like to visit No Bikini Atoll.
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:07 AM (oZuI0)
Science!
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2020 12:05 AM (3H9h1)
Did you happen to see my ass? I seem to have lost it.
Posted by: Brie Larson at August 07, 2020 12:07 AM (0YFW4)
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 07, 2020 12:06 AM (eTZoJ)
It's relentless, isn't it. All the bullshit is enough to make Pollyanna want to slit her wrists.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 12:08 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:08 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 12:09 AM (2DOZq)
Feminazi bullshit-spouting celebrity humanoid of the female variety. Coming soon to an all-night shopping channel near you.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)
And here I thought she was a cheese from Larson, WI.
Posted by: tcn in AK at August 07, 2020 12:09 AM (qQnCr)
Posted by: Fyre Festival 2021 at August 07, 2020 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)
It's never good
And please don't ask me what I'm thinking
It's even worse
I toss and turn
Can't sleep at night
Count my ammo
And add to my list
Posted by: John Farnham 2020 at August 07, 2020 12:09 AM (J8nVw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 06, 2020 11:59 PM (L2ZTs)
--"I've got a beeline to an unsuspecting type" is such an awesome line.
[Although --nerd alert!!!-- beelines in nature are never straight.]
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:09 AM (oZuI0)
No, I don't have that ocular. Sorry, your ass is too small.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2020 12:10 AM (3H9h1)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y297zua4
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 12:06 AM (WyVLE)
Hijab honey is a tad scary-looking.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:10 AM (0YFW4)
Posted by: JROD at August 07, 2020 12:10 AM (0jZnq)
They have to use butt doubles for Brie Larson.
Demi Rose could give Brie Larson a Yanet Garcia ass and wouldn't even miss it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 07, 2020 12:10 AM (rCwaK)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y297zua4
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 12:06 AM (WyVLE)
--I wasn't sure when I first saw it if it was a wedding shot or just a model posing in a dress for a shoot.
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:10 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 07, 2020 12:10 AM (3H9h1)
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Just follow the Oort Cloud.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 12:11 AM (wPVhA)
"Atta girl."
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 07, 2020 12:11 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 12:12 AM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Establishment Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at August 07, 2020 12:03 AM (eTZoJ)
Like seed corn, these aspersions. Fisher's nets.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:12 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 07, 2020 12:12 AM (J8nVw)
Who am I to diss a brie?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 07, 2020 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 12:12 AM (WyVLE)
Is that made up? Because that sounds made up.
Or is it an interpretation of some legal Latin phase nobody has heard of.
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2020 12:12 AM (k9X8l)
That one?
That's why Zaphod Beeblebrox is better. Two heads, three arms.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 07, 2020 12:13 AM (SchxB)
Or is it an interpretation of some legal Latin phase nobody has heard of.
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2020 12:12 AM (k9X8l)
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It's LatinX
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (wPVhA)
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Just spitballing here but that might be why they invented surprise anal.
Posted by: Pliney at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (nzKWW)
Posted by: publius
This man Knows.
He lives down the road from the Giant Butt in the Sky.
It's a water tower painted to look like a peach, but it actually looks like something else.
Posted by: Miklos, Saludafying at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
What thrust this person in to even the faintest margins of public consciousness?
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:15 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: publius
This man Knows.
He lives down the road from the Giant Butt in the Sky.
It's a water tower painted to look like a peach, but it actually looks like something else.
Posted by: Miklos, Saludafying at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
The Pride of Gaffney.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 12:15 AM (NWiLs)
The initiation rituals for the Grand Mystic Noble Order of the Ficus are held under the GIant Butt.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (rCwaK)
"Atta girl."
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 07, 2020 12:11 AM (L2ZTs)
Uh that's Brie Larson
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (2DOZq)
Who am I to diss a brie?
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Womp, Womp
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (+ldAm)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (bgJ0E)
Posted by: Pliney at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (nzKWW)
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It's better to ask forgiveness than ask permission.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (wPVhA)
What thrust this person in to even the faintest margins of public consciousness?
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (oZuI0)
I'm guessing coke-fueled orgies at one or more producer's house.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 07, 2020 12:17 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 07, 2020 12:17 AM (ZT7+C)
I may change my name to Aspergillum.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:17 AM (BRkq2)
Wiki has a page on the Giant Butt, the Moon Over Gaffney:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peachoid
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 07, 2020 12:17 AM (rCwaK)
Who am I to diss a brie?
Posted by: qdpsteve
I camembert, with a glass of tea
Posted by: Miklos, additionally at August 07, 2020 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (wPVhA)
I have never EVER found this to be the case.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 12:18 AM (NWiLs)
Isn't there some waste going on if we're overdoing shit?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 07, 2020 12:18 AM (vuisn)
At least over there one can find a bridal gown that isn't sleeveless/strapless,/full of cleavage.
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:18 AM (oZuI0)
What thrust this person in to even the faintest margins of public consciousness?
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (oZuI0)
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Ace.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:19 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:19 AM (HviJ/)
Posted by: JROD at August 07, 2020 12:19 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 07, 2020 12:19 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:20 AM (HviJ/)
Before I forget
Any alt history books/ stories based on the fledgling French
revolutionary army being defeated at Valmy in 1792 by the Prussians and
the Royalists?
(they would have restored the Royal family, no Terror, no Napoleon probably)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at August 06, 2020 11:55 PM (J8nVw)
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I'd be interested in this as well. I love alt history.
Closest I can think of would be Sobel's "For Want of a Nail." In it, history goes wonky when Burgoyne wins at Saratoga in 1777 rather than losing to Gates and Arnold. In that history, the French Revolution never began. Good book, might have to read it again one of these days.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 07, 2020 12:20 AM (+3rQF)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peachoid
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 07, 2020 12:17 AM (rCwaK)
Speaking of peaches, I am eating on some B.C. peaches right now. They are yummy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:21 AM (0YFW4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (NWiLs)
===
Same as all the others.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:21 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Miklos, Saludafying at August 07, 2020 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
The Pride of Gaffney.
--
We always called it the Gaffney Triangle -- whatever vehicle we were passing by in always broke down.
P.S. The butt-side faces north for a reason.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 07, 2020 12:21 AM (vuisn)
Isn't there some waste going on if we're overdoing shit?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 07, 2020 12:18 AM (vuisn)
It only has to be 74 % as strong. Same as salaries.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 12:21 AM (2DOZq)
Wouldn't it be hard to wipe around piercings if they're in that area?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 07, 2020 12:22 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And the Lebanese (and Moroccans) are supposed to be the cute ones.
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2020 12:22 AM (B7KlG)
But it sounds like the starter is staying meshed with the flywheel. That's got to be fixed, pronto. And the speedometer doesn't work, although it tried once or twice. I think I need to shorten up the cable jacket, so that the core cable engages fully with the square sockets at both ends.
But the rebuilt clutch works just fine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 06, 2020 11:29 PM (0YFW4)
Good shishen.
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at August 07, 2020 12:22 AM (bgJ0E)
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:22 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:22 AM (HviJ/)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 12:23 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: publius
On my trip to the Upstate, you or Miley should come and take a picture of me in front of that.
More reliable than Wikipedia.
Posted by: Miklos, fully documented at August 07, 2020 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JROD at August 07, 2020 12:24 AM (0jZnq)
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:18 AM (oZuI0)
Kind of looked like sequined shrink-wrap. "Bride" looked like a possible tranny.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:24 AM (0YFW4)
I'm guessing coke-fueled orgies at one or more producer's house.
Posted by: Insomniac
Answers the anal question
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2020 12:24 AM (B7KlG)
Miley made a peach pie out of some my mother and one of her friends bought on a little trip a week or so ago. They go down to Ridge Spring to get 'em.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 07, 2020 12:24 AM (rCwaK)
I'm still about dead and probably did the least of anyone but stuff mostly moved.
It's still a complicated mess but most furniture is moved. Especially the big solid wood table that I will part with under no circumstances short of divine dictate. Because it's got a lifetime of good memories and nobody makes tables like that anymore.
Posted by: Brother Tim at August 07, 2020 12:24 AM (iKMuO)
Nothing but a whore for the Big Rat and its empty, vapid works.
*YAWN*
One minute of my life wasted looking that tart up.
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:24 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Zettai at August 07, 2020 12:25 AM (ggFnY)
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 12:25 AM (HviJ/)
74% of men's salaries is still a good deal. For doing 50% of the work.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 07, 2020 12:26 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 12:16 AM (wPVhA)
---
lol
Motto of the US Military, at least for the jr enlisted.
Posted by: SMH at August 07, 2020 12:27 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:27 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I refuse to believe that British Columbia produces peaches.
The summer there is what, nine days?
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at August 07, 2020 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 12:28 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: publius
My experience so far is that ALL SC peaches are claimed to be from Ridge Spring.
Kinda like Vidalia onions.
Posted by: Organic Free-Range Miklos at August 07, 2020 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Is that made up? Because that sounds made up.
Or is it an interpretation of some legal Latin phase nobody has heard of.
Posted by: Case at August 07, 2020 12:12 AM (k9X8l)
Insofar as I know, it's a Clinton invention, sanctified by the Democrat press (which includes Fox), and implicitly by Republican acquiescence. Somehow that was supposed to be the standard in the case of Cankle's server, no? I think Bill probably told her what to say. She's mean but dumb. He's evil but inventive.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:30 AM (BRkq2)
it is up there with "one innoculation, two innoculation, DPT!"
Posted by: Kindltot at August 07, 2020 12:30 AM (WyVLE)
The summer there is what, nine days?
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at August 07, 2020 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
--BC does produce pretty good wine in the Okanagan Valley.
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:31 AM (oZuI0)
Time to make apple sauce
Posted by: Kindltot
*refers for Special Counselling*
Posted by: Haikus by Miklos at August 07, 2020 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:30 AM (BRkq2)
===
But it's really not clever. It works SOLELY because neither party, nor law enforcement, nor press call bullshit.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:31 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 07, 2020 12:33 AM (CvJaM)
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:33 AM (PisyI)
The summer there is what, nine days?
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at August 07, 2020 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
The Okanagan Valley, which runs from Salmon Arm in the north, and on into Washington in the south, as far as Yakima at least, has hot, dry summers and relatively mild winters. Very pleasant climate, really.
Sadly, many of the fruit orchards have been torn up, and turned into high-density housing. Valley slopes filled with mile after mile of breeder boxes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:33 AM (0YFW4)
Aaaaand Biden backtracks.
>>Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
Earlier today, I made some comments about diversity in the African American and Latino communities that I want to clarify. In no way did I mean to suggest the African American community is a monolith -- not by identity, not on issues, not at all.
>>Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
·
3h
Replying to
@JoeBiden
Throughout my career I've witnessed the diversity of thought, background, and sentiment within the African American community. It's this diversity that makes our workplaces, communities, and country a better place.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 12:34 AM (G51Gf)
Apparently they've forgotten that Gaylord isn't President any more.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 12:34 AM (unn44)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 07, 2020 12:33 AM (CvJaM)
WD, did your son get the car issue sorted out?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:35 AM (0YFW4)
Posted by: four seasons
Ten children with their ten mothers.
Posted by: Miklos, happily free of such concerns at August 07, 2020 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Was just in my bathroom, window cracked, and heard what sounded like a child crying.
It was a damn Cat.
Grrrrrrr... got me adrenaline going though.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2020 12:35 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:36 AM (PisyI)
Yeah, that's why I never understood the polygamy thing.
I understand the urge to have sex with multiple women, but not the urge to live with them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 12:36 AM (unn44)
Posted by: Weirddave at August 07, 2020 12:33 AM (CvJaM)
--
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:37 AM (oZuI0)
The summer there is what, nine days?
Posted by: Miklos, comfortably South of the Mason Dixon at August 07, 2020 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
The Okanagan Valley, which runs from Salmon Arm in the north, and on into Washington in the south, as far as Yakima at least, has hot, dry summers and relatively mild winters. Very pleasant climate, really.
Sadly, many of the fruit orchards have been torn up, and turned into high-density housing. Valley slopes filled with mile after mile of breeder boxes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:33 AM (0YFW4)
You lead me on (first paragraph) and then shit in my hat. Well done.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:37 AM (BRkq2)
@JoeBiden
Somebody had to stay up late writing that.
Maybe they'll tell Joe at breakfast.
Or probably not.
Posted by: Miklos, guardedly optimistic at August 07, 2020 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Hitman.
Why? so I can hear the Iconic line 'shut up, or I'll put you back in the trunk'.
How many problems could THAT solve?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2020 12:38 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:39 AM (PisyI)
I understand the urge to have sex with multiple women, but not the urge to live with them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 12:36 AM (unn44)
Why be a square, when you can be a polygonist?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:39 AM (0YFW4)
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I'm thinking he planned on being dinner for Mr bear...
Posted by: Pliney at August 07, 2020 12:39 AM (nzKWW)
Kinda like Vidalia onions.
Posted by: Organic Free-Range Miklos at August 07, 2020 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)
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And the onions suck. We got some onions this spring from Peru that tasted a lot like real Vidalias used to taste.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:40 AM (BRkq2)
***********
Heh! So Joe Biden is debating Joe Biden. Who's winning?
Come to think of it, that could make a catchy campaign ad.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:41 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let teh great unblobbing begin' at August 07, 2020 12:41 AM (csiRd)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 12:34 AM (G51Gf)
--Oh yeah, with >90% of Blacks voting D.
With the ostracism levelled against Jonathan Isaac, Thomas Sowell, Walter Williams, et alia . . .
Yeah, *that* diversity of thought. Right.
Fuck a duck, Slow Joe.
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:41 AM (oZuI0)
Hopefully it's a double or triple wide.
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:42 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: Gilded Age II
FUN FACT
In Hungary, it is considered bad luck in some cases to wish someone good luck. So they say something different.
Like actors saying "break a leg" before a performance.
No jinx.
Before exams the classic saying is "egy kalap szart kivanok", or "I wish you a hat full of shit"
It actually mans "good luck" but no jinx.
Posted by: Miklos, Wild and Crazy Guy who has been to and likes Bratislava at August 07, 2020 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:37 AM (BRkq2)
Well, it is sad. Highway 97 from Penticton north to Kelowna used to be all rural, with a couple of villages along the way. Farms, orchards, even some side roads up to mines in the mountains. Now, it looks like all suburbs; big ass houses on postage-stamp lots, or condos.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:43 AM (0YFW4)
Was just in my bathroom, window cracked, and heard what sounded like a child crying.
It was a damn Cat.
Grrrrrrr... got me adrenaline going though.
Posted by: Romeo13
Had that happen at 11:30 this morning. Heard a sound outthat sounded like a cat crying. Indoor cats ears perked up. Look out the front door, and some guy is beating on a chick at the stop sign at the corner. Called the cops.
Told them what was happening and they better get someone there toot sweet before I had to shoot the bastard.
4 cars showed up.
Amazing the shit that you see when you WFH.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 07, 2020 12:44 AM (YxTUV)
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:41 AM (oZuI0)
Had to make that edit to keep things in his wheelhouse, dontchaknow.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2020 12:44 AM (QzJWU)
Joe didn't write that, lol.
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:39 AM (PisyI)
--"I'm Joe Biden, and I've already forgotten this message."
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:44 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:27 AM (Fc5rx)
Either way it'll be Humorus.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let teh great unblobbing begin' at August 07, 2020 12:44 AM (csiRd)
Posted by: Sid "Miklos" Caesar, take my wives. please at August 07, 2020 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 12:34 AM (G51Gf)
This country really is full-on retarded. Why are his handlers writing him statements to read to cancel what they claim he never said?
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:45 AM (BRkq2)
It actually mans "good luck" but no jinx.
Posted by: Miklos,
*********
Okay, now you're just making stuff up.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:45 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'let teh great unblobbing begin' at August 07, 2020 12:45 AM (csiRd)
It actually mans "good luck" but no jinx.
Posted by: Miklos, Wild and Crazy Guy who has been to and likes Bratislava at August 07, 2020 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)
"May the bluebird of Happiness shit on your birthday cake!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:46 AM (0YFW4)
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 07, 2020 12:46 AM (SxBH1)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I'll wait for rhomboid's opinion.
Posted by: Octagonal Miklos at August 07, 2020 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 07, 2020 12:47 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:42 AM (PisyI)
TRAILER was single wide.
His WIFE was the triple wide.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2020 12:47 AM (QzJWU)
In Hungary, it is considered bad luck in some cases to wish someone good luck. So they say something different.
Like actors saying "break a leg" before a performance.
No jinx.
Before exams the classic saying is "egy kalap szart kivanok", or "I wish you a hat full of shit"
It actually mans "good luck" but no jinx.
Posted by: Miklos, Wild and Crazy Guy who has been to and likes Bratislava at August 07, 2020 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)
===
You know I love knowing that.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:47 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:27 AM (Fc5rx)
Either way it'll be Humorus.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob
**************
Yeah, being from IKEA I'd probably get a skeleton with three legs.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:47 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 07, 2020 12:47 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 12:48 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:48 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 07, 2020 12:46 AM (SxBH1)
Because when an asymptomatic person not-coughs or not-sneezes all over you, you're gonna catch it for sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:48 AM (0YFW4)
Posted by: Modest Miklos at August 07, 2020 12:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 12:50 AM (whOIk)
Posted by: Miklos, Wild and Crazy Guy who has been to and likes Bratislava at August 07, 2020 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Put it on forvo so I can learn to say it!
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 12:50 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 07, 2020 12:50 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 12:50 AM (whOIk)
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:51 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:51 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:45 AM (Fc5rx)
I made up a limerick on the Art Thread, but it got Willowed. Like tears, in the rain...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 12:51 AM (0YFW4)
TRAILER was single wide.
His WIFE was the triple wide.
Jim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V_XxrhFZfY
Posted by: Miklos, on behalf of Hik'ry Hawkins at August 07, 2020 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)
This country really is full-on retarded. Why are his handlers writing him statements to read to cancel what they claim he never said?
Posted by: Gilded Age II
=======
Because he said "Blacks are a monolith," which means "Blacks are not a monolith." The average person isn't really capable of understanding this without some assistance.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 12:51 AM (G51Gf)
More than 1 mother in law.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 07, 2020 12:47 AM
YOU WIN TEH INTERNETS!!!!
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 12:53 AM (whOIk)
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 12:54 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I think I see your problem.
Posted by: Fat Guy on Ottoman Freud at August 07, 2020 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Shane Burley
@shane_burley1
· 5m
Immediately as protesters round the corner the police use LRAD to say they believe protesters intention is to vandalize or set fire to the building. They are already threatening crowd control munition. Non-violent protest by all indication. #PortlandProtests
Other pro-Antifa journalists are also shocked that the paranoid cops think that the peaceful protestors intend to burn down the building.
The fact that the mob is directly in front of the precinct chanting: "Burn it down!" is irrelevant, apparently.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 07, 2020 12:54 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
*********
Condolences.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 12:56 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: K-Doe and Miklos were Actual Friends at August 07, 2020 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob
More jokes?
Posted by: Sid "Miklos" Caesar, take my wives. please at August 07, 2020 12:44 AM (QzkSJ)
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Take my wives. Please, infidel.
Posted by: al-Henny bin Youngmahmoud at August 07, 2020 12:56 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 12:51 AM (G51Gf)
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I saw this in 2001 and I still don't get it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 12:58 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 12:59 AM (JZHB6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
A limerick was once willowed
Smothered, like with a pillow
The rhymes were fine
In the proper five lines
But it got Charlie Brown's Dildo
Posted by: Miklos, will be here all week at August 07, 2020 12:59 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
There's a tear in our beer AOP.
Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 07, 2020 01:00 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:01 AM (JZHB6)
Posted by: Miklos
********
Noted, without comment.
(Keep your day job)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 01:01 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: al-Henny bin Youngmahmoud
Yes!
That was Henny Youngman.
Forgive me, Before My Time.
Posted by: Miklos, with EXTRA KNOWLEDGE at August 07, 2020 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)
(Keep your day job)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 01:01 AM (Fc5rx)
The Master has spoken.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2020 01:02 AM (ufFY8)
1:4:9
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:01 AM (JZHB6)
No one gives me credit.
Posted by: Pythagoras at August 07, 2020 01:03 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 12:59 AM (JZHB6)
no more tailgaters - probably should have the top turret as well to clear the front and assist on the back
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 07, 2020 01:03 AM (SxBH1)
Earlier today, I made some comments about diversity in the African American and Latino communities that I want to clarify. In no way did I mean to suggest the African American community is a monolith -- not by identity, not on issues, not at all.
Then what the hell were you suggesting?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 01:03 AM (2DOZq)
(Keep your day job)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 01:01 AM (Fc5rx)
The Master has spoken.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2020 01:02 AM (ufFY
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It's like having Michelangelo watch you try to build a snowman.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 01:04 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:04 AM (JZHB6)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 01:04 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Muldoon
*weeps tears of immeasurable sadness*
*oh wait....that's actually bourbon*
*weeps anyway just for effect*
Posted by: Miklos, what is ths "day job" of which you speak at August 07, 2020 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:04 AM (JZHB6)
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Nope. He would have learned how to beat a tapir with a thigh bone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 01:05 AM (wPVhA)
692 If the Monolith had met Joey Bidet, the Human race would have gone extinct.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:04 AM (JZHB6)
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Nope. He would have learned how to beat a tapir with a thigh bone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 01:05 AM (wPVhA)
Or just pissed on the Monolith, a la Who's Next.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2020 01:07 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:08 AM (JZHB6)
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:08 AM (PisyI)
*weeps anyway just for effect*
Posted by: Miklos
********
Cool! Maybe you could figure out a way to monetize that!
Miklos' Tears Old Timey Bourbon
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 01:08 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Muldoon
Well, you could always HIRE a booger flicker.
With proper PPE, of course.
You find the ICD 10, I'll look for the visa category (Pretty sure it's an H2....B)
Posted by: In these uncertain Miklosian Times at August 07, 2020 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:09 AM (OTzUX)
Biden had a two-Fer today with that crap he said. He had a virtual
speaking thing with a Latino group in the afternoon. Said the same crap.
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:08 AM (PisyI)
So...it was 'Pander to LatinX' day?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2020 01:09 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:10 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:10 AM (PisyI)
Over time, it works out better than crying in your beer.
Posted by: Miklos' Highly Creative IRA at August 07, 2020 01:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:08 AM (JZHB6)
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That's especially disappointing when you consider that a lot if the 2001 apes were actual, you know, apes.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 01:10 AM (wPVhA)
Thanks for letting me play.
Endeavor to... yeah, you know the rest.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 07, 2020 01:11 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 01:04 AM (wPVhA)
heh
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:12 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:09 AM (OTzUX)
The LRAD Hubbard. It bores rioters to death by talking endlessly about thetans.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 01:12 AM (0YFW4)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:12 AM (OTzUX)
Plenty of examples have been set by the so-called "protesters", so the public can now be fairly certain of the possible outcome of allowing any more so-called "protests"... Destruction. Plain and simple.
There's no excuse for their carrying on any further.
They've already made their *point(s)*, so now it can all be termed: harassment, intimidation, extortion, terrorism...
Time to shut their shitshow down!
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:13 AM (whOIk)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 07, 2020 01:14 AM (oJp6K)
We are stocking up food and supplies. We will hunker down here at home.
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:16 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 07, 2020 01:14 AM (oJp6K)
The goalie autographed a puck for the tarp in Section E.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 01:16 AM (0YFW4)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at August 07, 2020 01:14 AM (oJp6K)
--Feh.
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:17 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:09 AM (OTzUX)
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Is that the one that causes the assailant to loose his bowels suddenly?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 01:17 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 01:18 AM (unn44)
"Diversity" - for skin color, fawning over stupid "race" related crap. It's like they didn't even live their own lives.
* bigotry is a social/human problem, not a government problem, but the US went to the extent of destroying much of its freedom (of association) and burning its central constitutional principles (affirmative action etc) with legislation and regulation
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:19 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:20 AM (PisyI)
I took it out behind the bleachers and beat hell out of it.
It didn't come back.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Decerebrated Body at August 07, 2020 01:20 AM (unn44)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 01:10 AM (wPVhA)
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But the best monkey scene all time: Aguirre, The Wrath of God?
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:20 AM (BRkq2)
But the key thing is: which team showed more commitment to "racial justice" and "equity"?? Huh? Don't try to distract us with things like scores.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:21 AM (OTzUX)
Sorry, but I don't feel like catching up on the thread, I'm going to bed. If we've had a troll infestation, well, you're on you own. GO FLAMES GO!
Posted by: Weirddave at August 07, 2020 01:22 AM (CvJaM)
Then what the hell were you suggesting?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
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Uh... lion, elephant, square... cornpop.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 01:22 AM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
The first phase of any new civil war may be entirely blue-on-blue.
Posted by: Miklos, speculating at August 07, 2020 01:23 AM (QzkSJ)
I don't know what the voting rights thing in North Carolina was, but anyway a federal judge just sided with the good guys.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 01:24 AM (G51Gf)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 07, 2020 01:24 AM (0YFW4)
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:25 AM (PisyI)
I guess some Latino groups are now demanding ths Plugs name a Latino VP, claiming (not without some justification) that the blacks have already had their turn with Gaylord.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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omg this is beautiful. I hope they finished the thought. "Black libs already had their guy, and look where it went."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 01:26 AM (G51Gf)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:26 AM (OTzUX)
No, only the two babies were chimps. All of the adults were human actors in costumes. Really, really, good costumes. Kubrick-level costumes. Good enough that many people thought they were real apes.
That's why they lost the costume Oscar to Planet of the Apes, and why it sucked that they did.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Decerebrated Body at August 07, 2020 01:26 AM (unn44)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 07, 2020 01:27 AM (unn44)
Will the blm (I refuse to capitalize it) "revolution" be televised? Hmm.
Their tactics are not the way to Win Friends and Influence People.
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:27 AM (whOIk)
But the key thing is: which team showed more commitment to "racial justice" and "equity"?? Huh? Don't try to distract us with things like scores.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:21 AM (OTzUX)
--You obviously did not watch the Flames-Jets game.
You're too smart to lump hockey with the NBLMA.
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:27 AM (oZuI0)
There once was this bloke, named Nick
Had a booger he just couldn't flick.
From finger to finger,
It would stubbornly linger,
'Til finally he gave it a lick!
Posted by: Average Guy at August 07, 2020 01:27 AM (b2diN)
Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing a bit at August 07, 2020 01:27 AM (QzkSJ)
Had a booger he just couldn't flick.
From finger to finger,
It would stubbornly linger,
'Til finally he gave it a lick!
Posted by: Average Guy
Now see?
We CAN have Nice Things!
Posted by: Miklos, quite pleased at August 07, 2020 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:29 AM (PisyI)
That's why they lost the costume Oscar to Planet of the Apes, and why it sucked that they did.
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Wait a minute. Planet of the Apes and 2001 came out in the same year? I'd never noticed that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 01:30 AM (G51Gf)
[Longs to make a trip on the Rocky Mountaineer]
[No, that's not some sexual euphemism.]
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:30 AM (oZuI0)
[No, that's not some sexual euphemism.]
Posted by: logprof
Good.
I'm really tired of looking things up on the Urban Dictionary.
Posted by: Miklos, quite philologically relaxed at August 07, 2020 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:33 AM (whOIk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:35 AM (JZHB6)
Now I'm so ronery.
Posted by: JQ
They been heah fou houa
THEY GO NOW!
Posted by: Miklos, if I recall this somewhat accurately at August 07, 2020 01:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, quite philologically relaxed at August 07, 2020 01:33 AM (QzkSJ)
--Then just stop, as a matter of course.
'Taint worth it.
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:36 AM (oZuI0)
Is that the train in Canada?
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:36 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:37 AM (whOIk)
@SJPFISH
It's about the ninth video, Irish man kicking ass.
LANGUAGE WARNING
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:38 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: Anna Puma
This knowledge has just made my life worse.
Seems....appropriate though, somehow.
Posted by: Miklos the Hedonistic Stoic at August 07, 2020 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at August 07, 2020 01:39 AM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:39 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:40 AM (whOIk)
Is that the train in Canada?
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:36 AM (BRkq2)
--Yes, goes from Vancouver to Banff, then from Jasper back to Vancouver.
Awesome scenery.
In 2014, I just wanted to take the day excursion in Jasper to see the grizzlies and elk but it was sold out.
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:40 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 07, 2020 01:35 AM (JZHB6)
French mimes or go home.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:41 AM (BRkq2)
Here's a wild, bold, unbelievably out-of-the-box idea for Meadows and Trump and team to consider: return to common sense, scientifically and logically based policy, and reduce federal guidance on C19 to one thing only - protect elderly and medically vulnerable, while returning EVERYTHING else to normal.
Yeah yeah state and local authority. Well the "bully pulpit" has tremendous power when it's about people's freedom and livelihoods, and the pathetic little mouse squeaks from the WH - limited only to school re-opening - amount to endorsement of the ridiculous, indefensible policies of many states.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 01:41 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:41 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:43 AM (whOIk)
Posted by: Prof. Miklos, with endowed virtual Chair in Mime-tics at August 07, 2020 01:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:39 AM (BRkq2)
--I'd love to see the desert.
The SJW outfitter store of the same name? Hell no.
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:43 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:45 AM (whOIk)
Gee, I wonder if there's been a major decrease in statutory rapes since schools have been closed for Wu Flu?
Posted by: JQ
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(snort) And far fewer teachers in ERs.
Although sicne you asked, I psoted a blurb here the other day about what happened in South Africa in 2014 when they closed the schools for Ebola. Teen pregnancies rose and some kids just never went back to school. The report I read didn't indicate whether fewer Ebola deaths were calculated.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 01:45 AM (G51Gf)
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:43 AM (whOIk)
--If there is a just god
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:45 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:46 AM (whOIk)
They were unable to articulate their demands.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2020 01:47 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Average Guy at August 07, 2020 01:47 AM (b2diN)
They were unable to articulate their demands.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2020 01:47 AM (QzJWU)
--So, they caved?
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:50 AM (oZuI0)
But I'd never have noticed it if you perverts hadn't mentioned it.
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 01:50 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:50 AM (oZuI0)
Trapped in a box no one could see.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2020 01:50 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: four seasons at August 07, 2020 01:51 AM (PisyI)
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:50 AM (oZuI0)
"m" vs. "n". The difference is subtle, but important.
Posted by: Average Guy at August 07, 2020 01:51 AM (b2diN)
More ARs sold these past two months than alleged Covid deaths. Keep dreaming half tard.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 01:51 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:50 AM (oZuI0)
"m" vs. "n". The difference is subtle, but important.
Posted by: Average Guy at August 07, 2020 01:51 AM (b2diN)
--I realized that all too late.
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:52 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:39 AM (BRkq2)
--I'd love to see the desert.
The SJW outfitter store of the same name? Hell no.
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 01:43 AM (oZuI0)
Don't let the idjits control you. They're just marketing schmucks. Patagonia is a top hiking destination in the world. Have you looked at the photos? It's really just the other end of the mountains you want to see, come to think of it!!!
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:53 AM (BRkq2)
But I'd never have noticed it if you perverts hadn't mentioned it.
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 01:50 AM (XxJt1)
Now you can't unsee it.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 01:53 AM (2DOZq)
I can't decide whether the kids are better off not going to
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:53 AM (whOIk)
Posted by: Average Guy at August 07, 2020 01:54 AM (b2diN)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:56 AM (BRkq2)
Yeah yeah state and local authority. Well the "bully pulpit" has tremendous power when it's about people's freedom and livelihoods, and the pathetic little mouse squeaks from the WH - limited only to school re-opening - amount to endorsement of the ridiculous, indefensible policies of many states.
Posted by: rhomboid
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Going back to normal should mean no federal compensation for any states that commit economic suicide over COVID. There's your bullying, no extra rhetoric even needed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 01:57 AM (G51Gf)
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 01:45 AM (whOIk)
They're pretty out in the open about it. I've never been convinced that replacing civics with "social" "studies" was not a suicidal move.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:58 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 07, 2020 01:53 AM (2DOZq)
Exactly. And even then the zipper wasn't registering until insomniac aimed his laser pointer at it.
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 01:58 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:59 AM (BRkq2)
Hobo's......yes! Must become a roaming hobo.....with TEETH..and ampersands by the box load.....walking down Main Street America a like FED-X delivery man with terminal pain for the left....
Posted by: Nightwatch at August 07, 2020 02:00 AM (u1WYs)
But I'd never have noticed it if you perverts hadn't mentioned it.
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 01:50 AM (XxJt1)
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No one tell creeper that she has it on upside down. That's game over.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 02:00 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 02:01 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: creeper at August 07, 2020 02:03 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 07, 2020 02:04 AM (SxBH1)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 02:00 AM (BRkq2)
Definitely aiming the wrong way.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at August 07, 2020 02:05 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:58 AM (BRkq2)
Bullseye.
I came up in "Civics" through Jr. H.S.
When H.S. went to Social Studies, I waged WAR against the teachers.
Earned A's.
I think they hated the new curriculum about as much as I did, but were captive to the system to say otherwise.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/class of '76, San Diego, CA
Posted by: Jim at August 07, 2020 02:06 AM (QzJWU)
There should be RICO charges filed against blm and antifatbois very soon.
Posted by: JQ
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It's a cinch for the left to criminalize things they don't like -- church gatherings, classroom teaching, operating your own small business -- but see how many hoops you have to jump through to charge organized arsonists and vandals who ransack businesses and attack government facilities.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 02:07 AM (G51Gf)
But the problem is much more basic: the C19 task force is technically and scientifically incompetent (putting it mildly), there's obviously never been even a hint of a Team B (actual epidemiology and common sense), and Trump has never and will never either understand or admit that almost everything since early May has been a mistake, since the IFR of this bug is nothing special, equal to a bad flu season.
*Every* policy and action, federal and state, that is based on the false premise that C19 is anything more than a bad flu season (with a much, much narrower morbidity pattern than flu) is indefensible.
AND - I have $10 that says there will be ZERO accountability at CDC or the WH or anywhere else for this enormous, infamous, catastrophic incompetence in basic public health management.
(actually a few dozen public health officials around the country have been fired, or resigned - but this debacle calls for a holocaust in almost all incumbent public health cadres - and there are elements at CDC and elsewhere, below "leadership" level, who agree, and are ape-shit furious about it all)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 07, 2020 02:07 AM (OTzUX)
Posted by: a dude in MI at August 07, 2020 02:04 AM (SxBH1)
--Under "When you see it . . ."?
Yeah, I finally get it.
I'm apparently too pure of heart. . . .
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 02:08 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:58 AM
Well, they'd started the "social studies" horsesh!t by the time I got to middle school. (Hated it even then, btw.) "American History" had morphed into various forms of anti-American propaganda. Barely any mention of our Founding Fathers -or- Documents.
"Government"-- which was probably the former 5th-grade "civics"-- was delayed until junior year of HS!
I had to re-learn everything, on my own.
Shut down the gd public schools. They're worthless!
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 02:10 AM (whOIk)
Quiz: What two word phrase have you suddenly not heard in forever?
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2020 11:47 PM (HviJ/)
Answer: "ME TOO"
Like it doesn't even fucking even exist anymore. Sort of like BLM from 2017-2019.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 02:12 AM (HviJ/)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 07, 2020 02:12 AM (1YlHz)
Posted by: JQ at August 07, 2020 02:14 AM (whOIk)
There should be RICO charges filed against blm and antifatbois very soon.
Posted by: JQ
==========
It's a cinch for the left to criminalize things they don't like -- church gatherings, classroom teaching, operating your own small business -- but see how many hoops you have to jump through to charge organized arsonists and vandals who ransack businesses and attack government facilities.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 02:07 AM (G51Gf)
If we were a Nation of Justice? I'd agree.
Sadly, I don't see it happening.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2020 02:14 AM (NgKpN)
I'm apparently too pure of heart. . . .
Posted by: logprof at August 07, 2020 02:08 AM (oZuI0)
Well I'm sure as hell not pure of heart, lol, and I still don't "see" anything, because my eyes keep going to the rack.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2020 02:15 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 07, 2020 02:16 AM (9Om/r)
Quiz: What two word phrase have you suddenly not heard in forever?
Posted by: ... at August 06, 2020 11:47 PM (HviJ/)
Answer: "ME TOO"
Like it doesn't even fucking even exist anymore. Sort of like BLM from 2017-2019.
Posted by: ... at August 07, 2020 02:12 AM (HviJ/)
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Ahem.
Posted by: Joey Fingers, gropemeister at August 07, 2020 02:17 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 07, 2020 02:18 AM (e1mEI)
Four videos up by Ian Miles Cheong of antifa harassing an elderly woman and vandalizing her home. It's to vomit. I'm beginning to feel Michelle Obama's low-grade depression.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 02:22 AM (G51Gf)
There should be RICO charges filed against blm and antifatbois very soon.
Posted by: JQ
==========
It's a cinch for the left to criminalize things they don't like -- church gatherings, classroom teaching, operating your own small business -- but see how many hoops you have to jump through to charge organized arsonists and vandals who ransack businesses and attack government facilities.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 02:07 AM (G51Gf)
Ditto. I'm the one you made rules for, so you could feel safe from me.
I'm the Wolf howling in the wilderness.
I've spent my adult life believing that the Constitution and Rule of Law, was important enough to protect, with violence.
They don't understand they are playing with fire.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2020 02:27 AM (NgKpN)
Four videos up by Ian Miles Cheong of antifa harassing an elderly
woman and vandalizing her home. It's to vomit. I'm beginning to feel
Michelle Obama's low-grade depression.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 02:22 AM (G51Gf)
These people need to be eliminated.
Via prison, or elseways.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2020 02:27 AM (ufFY8)
(actually a few dozen public health officials around the country have been fired, or resigned - but this debacle calls for a holocaust in almost all incumbent public health cadres - and there are elements at CDC and elsewhere, below "leadership" level, who agree, and are ape-shit furious about it all)
Posted by: rhomboid
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Where have I heard this before?
Ah yes, the FBI.
And the CDC is an agency of DHS. There's a Trump-appointed Secretary of that. Don't these people serve at the pleasure of the President?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 02:30 AM (G51Gf)
I had an epiphany earlier tonight, and yes, it hurt.
HCQ cannot be used to combat Covid, because there have not been a Dual Bind Study done.
Yet, there is not dual blind study about social distancing to 6 feet, nor whether masks word.
My head hurts.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 07, 2020 02:42 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 07, 2020 01:17 AM (wPVhA)
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Among other things.
Posted by: SMH at August 07, 2020 02:53 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 07, 2020 02:58 AM (H5knJ)
of her friends bought on a little trip a week or so ago. They go down
to Ridge Spring to get 'em.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 07, 2020 12:24 AM (rCwaK)
I had to nag him to eat some. I accused him of liking Little Debbies better than my homemade pies, and he didn't even deny it.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, pizza Nazi at August 07, 2020 03:00 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 03:05 AM (FSBqz)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 03:06 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 07, 2020 03:08 AM (4SAyN)
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you ain't gonna do shit, little bitch, and besides, your beloved union teachers don't want the schools to ever open again.
kinda hard to have a "school shooting" when no one is in school.
but you're a 'tard and too dumb to figure that out.
go help Pantifa block an Interstate with your frail, pasty, soy boi body, so a Mega Murder truck can turn you into a wet spot on the concrete.
no one will miss you, and your Mom can rent the space out to someone who can pay rent to her.
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 03:09 AM (FSBqz)
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 07, 2020 03:09 AM (oZuI0)
I'm suffering *high*-grade depression because Joe Biden is a fucking drooling imbecile and may be elected president.
Respect muh feelz!!!!
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 07, 2020 03:13 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 07, 2020 03:15 AM (w5hTo)
I don't believe anything commercially made is better than home made.
Posted by: Skip
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Plus make it with something home-grown or locally grown.... those peach pies must be insane.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 07, 2020 03:15 AM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 03:18 AM (OjZpE)
Utah. You might inquire. I would like to hike there too. I have been to
the desert in NM and AZ, and I recommend it.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 01:56 AM (BRkq2)
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i used to go camping in the desert 8-10 times a year: anything from a couple of days to a couple of weeks.
of course, it was on Planet Irwin with the 1/18th Cav, but yeah, F the desert. i've exceeded my lifetime quota of "desert" and "camping".
i'll pass.
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 03:21 AM (FSBqz)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 03:18 AM (OjZpE)
--May I take a hit of your bong, please?
Posted by: logprof, happily unembarreled at August 07, 2020 03:21 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 03:22 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 07, 2020 03:25 AM (ufFY8)
the boss lady said they are getting 30-50 transfer deliveries a DAY, and to wait until they had time to do all the red tape to book them in, and then we could make an appointment for me to come in and do my part of the red tape.
best part is, one is an Italian made Garand, arsenal re-barrelled to 308, and a CnR, that i can take home that day.
the other is a Henry 22 lever action, with a Trump 2020 serial number.
Gavin Useless and Bracero must be madder than shit at these numbers coming in from all over the state, and there is sweet fuck all they can do about it, other than have the DOJ drag their feet on processing the DROS filings.
ammo by the metric shitload too, from the shops i talk to regularly.
me, i can order direct, but there is only so much room to store such things...
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 03:28 AM (FSBqz)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 03:38 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: The Fool at August 07, 2020 03:39 AM (CWv58)
Posted by: The Fool at August 07, 2020 03:41 AM (CWv58)
This man has achieved Official Magnificent Bastard status.
Posted by: Gen. George Smith "Miklos" Patton at August 07, 2020 03:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklosian Questionations LLP at August 07, 2020 03:48 AM (QzkSJ)
of course, it was on Planet Irwin with the 1/18th Cav, but yeah, F the desert. i've exceeded my lifetime quota of "desert" and "camping".
i'll pass.
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 03:21 AM (FSBqz)
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Ditto.
Posted by: SMH at August 07, 2020 03:53 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 03:59 AM (OjZpE)
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Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)
***********
The latest attack on Trump is he is killing schoolchildren with his 'reckless' school reopening policies.
WaPo *spits* is leading the way, but I predict the Journolist V2.0 will be one that train today, tomorrow, as long as they are scoring any points.
And have to know they are praying to Moloch for a handy death to occur.
On the good news side, Trump's guy for the TN Senate won his primary easily, and on the Dem side their 'establishment' candidate lost to the more radical one.
And Poland is preparing for the 12k troops moving there from Germany. Poland spends their full 2% of GDP to NATO defenses, while Germany continues to suck monkey ballz at around 1.3% and their army couldn't stop an invasion from Lichtenstein.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 07, 2020 04:06 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: JTB at August 07, 2020 04:07 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:07 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 04:09 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:10 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:12 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 03:38 AM (OjZpE)
---
the disease is treatable, but highly resistant to meds...
the patient needs to be seen by an Infectious Disease specialist well versed in therapies for it, and do exactly what they say.
best wishes to the patient for a good outcome.
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 04:13 AM (FSBqz)
https://tinyurl.com/y3dldaf5
Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)
I'm not entirely sure it's all filthy lies, as there was some 'trouble' at the top of NRA leadership about spending, but it was no worse than the hanky-panky at the Red Cross, and certainly less than the shit that went on at the Clinton Foundation.
But what it is IS a selective prosecution. The NY AG ran on a platform of going after the NRA.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 07, 2020 04:15 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 04:17 AM (OjZpE)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 03:38 AM (OjZpE)
Right now I'm on antibiotics. Not sure, Skip as this us all new to me.
*note to self. Don't get up early, feed cats and go back to bed.
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 07, 2020 04:17 AM (4SAyN)
best wishes to the patient for a good outcome.
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 04:13 AM (FSBqz)
Thanks, red.
The fatigue, headaches and joint/nerve pain are what's going on right now. From what I've read this masks many other diseases, and I already had some joint pain and nerve issues prior.
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 07, 2020 04:22 AM (4SAyN)
Posted by: University of Miklos at August 07, 2020 04:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:26 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 07, 2020 04:30 AM (4SAyN)
https://tinyurl.com/y675efej
Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)
Break up the damn "trusts" already.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 04:32 AM (BRkq2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 07, 2020 04:32 AM (4SAyN)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 04:32 AM (BRkq2)
I say the best thing would be to make them follow the same regulations that everybody else has to follow.
Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 04:34 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at August 07, 2020 04:32 AM (BRkq2)
I say the best thing would be to make them follow the same regulations that everybody else has to follow.
Posted by: Vic
Who was that "Bully Pulpit" fellow again?
Tell the Dems it was Franklin and capitalize on their ignorance and confusion.
Posted by: Miklos the Actual Historian with an expensive sheepskin to prove it at August 07, 2020 04:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 04:43 AM (OjZpE)
". We will clean the gun nuts out of congress and state legislatures."
Good deal rainmudgo.. about time we got rid of the commie
leftarded gun grabbers...hope your going for gov'ners too like coonman...
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 04:43 AM (pyQkH)
TGIF
Posted by: Skip at August 07, 2020 04:45 AM (OjZpE)
Morning MLii,,, 59 going to 81 another beautiful day sorry to hear of
your pain from the lyme... wonder if cbd or pot would help since that's
what they give chemo patients for pain??
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 04:46 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 07, 2020 04:47 AM (4SAyN)
Posted by: beanervt
Is there an emoji for "sad blackface"?
Posted by: Miklos, just axin' at August 07, 2020 04:48 AM (QzkSJ)
"Is there an emoji for "sad blackface"?"
If there is yet Miklos,,, I'm sure there will be one with a few more
insults on Blacks from Bunker Bite Me....You all think the same unlike
the Hispanics....
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 04:53 AM (pyQkH)
Instead of using tear gas on rioters I'd like to suggest a mixture that
causes uncontrollable bowel evacuating ... they can then dwell the the
same shit they like to throw at everyone else..
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 04:56 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 04:58 AM (pyQkH)
The fatigue, headaches and joint/nerve pain are what's going on
right now. From what I've read this masks many other diseases, and I
already had some joint pain and nerve issues prior.
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 07, 2020 04:22 AM (4SAyN)
---
my RL e-mail is in my nic, and i live with a pharmacist. contact me and we can chat at length.
we can point you to resources that you can take to your health care providers, and give you plain English translations of the med speak in them, and translations of what they say, albeit they are supposed to break it down from code to English when talking to you.
if they don't, stand your ground and insist on an understandable explanation. that's the law. if you need an advocate, find the most stubborn educated friend you know, and take them with you, telling the quacks they are your "advocate" and sign whatever forms needed (HIPPA) so that they can intercede or question on your behalf. the fatigue will drain you, so you need someone crotchety to cover your 6 when dealing with them.
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 05:05 AM (FSBqz)
that will allow Flying Cars in their state ... not to include Lambos or Bentleys
or other exotics that try to defy the tire resistance holding them down but
the Jettson type autos of the future...
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 05:15 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at August 07, 2020 05:05 AM (FSBqz)
Thank you! I will do so later this afternoon, adter work. I really appreciate it, red. I know no one who has this and reading stuff online, never sure what's good advice ir not.
At work now, so I will check comments later, too.
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 07, 2020 05:15 AM (fInJv)
Posted by: A dude in MI at August 07, 2020 05:20 AM (SxBH1)
Michigans largest newspaper is urging voters there to vote out
Illhen whOmar for her ethical distractions and agenda of progtards
instead of working for the people of her district... This seems to fly in the
face of AOCrazio just calling her the center of morality for the jihadi
congressional squats....
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 05:22 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 05:23 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: tits at August 07, 2020 05:23 AM (YqED9)
Posted by: Miklos, third shift copy editor at August 07, 2020 05:29 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: LASue at August 07, 2020 05:34 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 05:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: S at August 07, 2020 05:37 AM (G3Kkn)
The hermit thrushes are playing their tiny silver flutes, each call spanning an octave and more.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 07, 2020 05:37 AM (RGqOy)
"Now its so obvious.
Posted by: LASue"
Flipped around would have saved a lot of looking around time....
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 05:39 AM (pyQkH)
LASue -
I started examining that newsgal pic from top to bottom.
Didn't see anything overly special till I got to the bottom,,, where my screen froze and wouldn't move.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Posted by: Typical Male at August 07, 2020 05:43 AM (G3Kkn)
Posted by: LASue"
HA!
I looked and looked at the damn thing thinking it was something in the background? the words on the screen?
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 05:43 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: It's dead at August 07, 2020 05:44 AM (rqFGS)
Posted by: Jivin Joe Biden at August 07, 2020 05:45 AM (yhf6w)
so I'm guessing piglousy is at the same dementia stage as bunker bite me..
when pressed with why they are still holding up aid to the people when
states gov and cities haven't spent their money's from a earlier gift from
the corruptocrats she accuses the reporter of working for the right in a very
huffy fashion...it's time for cognitive test for all congress critters along with
IQ test... fail either your out of the swamp
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 05:49 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: Typical Male at August 07, 2020 05:51 AM (G3Kkn)
Posted by: Eromero at August 07, 2020 05:54 AM (XhWtx)
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 05:55 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: George Floyd at August 07, 2020 05:56 AM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2020 05:57 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 07, 2020 05:58 AM (TtRPQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2020 05:58 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:01 AM (pyQkH)
We'll see what happens. Sitting on the deck with a cold beer and doing range time
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:01 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:01 AM (pyQkH)
Sweater meat.*
*not one of my favorites- but evocative.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2020 06:03 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Colin at August 07, 2020 06:04 AM (1BIQV)
"Now I have a ton of bat videos on my youtube page. Thanks ace.
Posted by: Aetius451AD"
well here's a cat to go with your bats:
https://tinyurl.com/yxtwr9rk
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:05 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 07, 2020 06:08 AM (FtO5h)
So I get to water again today.YayYYYY
Hopefully the Karen comes by again to remind me of the water regs.
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:12 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce
Tell her your having a transgender wet t shirt contest on your lawn
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2020 06:14 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Jean
HA!
Or I could tell her I'm supporting BLM
Blooming Lives Matter
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:15 AM (vd8XM)
"That newsgal misunderstood the meaning of "tube top.""
Actually Guy,,, she has to do that to smile while working at
mslsdqrst fake news agency....
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:16 AM (pyQkH)
Totally vegan BLT's ...must not upset the SJW's
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:16 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: jsg at August 07, 2020 06:19 AM (6mkbP)
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:16 AM (vd8XM)
Where's the fun in that ?
Posted by: jsg at August 07, 2020 06:20 AM (6mkbP)
"Hopefully the Karen comes by again to remind me of the water regs."
Is that when you turn the hose on her Bruce????
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:22 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: jsg at August 07, 2020 06:22 AM (6mkbP)
Posted by: jsg
The finest soy, grown in a field of dreams, with only the best "all natural" flavors to give it a "bacon" flavor.
A touch of ground up peas to give it a texture and you got you self some tasty dog treats!
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:22 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: beanervt
I should. She carries a bottle of water so she doesn't dehydrate on her 1.5 mile walk. Maybe cooling her down might help
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:24 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:25 AM (vd8XM)
JILLLLLL...more cheetos!
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:25 AM (vd8XM)
I think he gets stuck behind the washer 3 times a week.
Posted by: jsg at August 07, 2020 06:28 AM (6mkbP)
Posted by: LASue"
HA!
I looked and looked at the damn thing thinking it was something in the background? the words on the screen?
Posted by: Bruce
"Looking for dick
in all the wrong places........"
Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 06:30 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:31 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 07, 2020 06:31 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 07, 2020 06:32 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
They were the good chills. Perfectly normal for a woman that's as buff as she is.
Nothing to see here, still doing her job reallyreally good
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:33 AM (vd8XM)
"I think he gets stuck behind the washer 3 times a week.
Posted by: jsg"
Or probably in it,,, playing space man...
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:34 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at August 07, 2020 06:36 AM (IAtY2)
Posted by: Colin at August 07, 2020 06:36 AM (1BIQV)
Posted by: jsg
I found a penny!
Posted by: Bruce
Once, at a shopping mall, I kept finding dimes.
Turns out, I had a hole in my pocket; I kept finding the SAME dime !
And.....just like that.....my dreams of untold wealth were dashed !
Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 06:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Bruce at August 07, 2020 06:36 AM (vd8XM)
"
Still no updates on Ruthie, and her chills from almost a week ago?"
Nope VIA,,, takes time to figure out twitching problems in a
borg exoskeleton....not like working on a human don't cha know..
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:40 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: Jean
HA!
Or I could tell her I'm supporting BLM
Blooming Lives Matter
Posted by: Bruce
Plant an old Obama/Biden sign, and water it. Don't worry Bifen doesn't know what year it is either
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2020 06:42 AM (B7KlG)
"And.....just like that.....my dreams of untold wealth were dashed !"
You should have been finding quarters then you'd have been in the
the money JT.,,
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:43 AM (pyQkH)
Nope VIA,,, takes time to figure out twitching problems in a
borg exoskeleton....not like working on a human don't cha know..
Posted by: beanervt
The adventurers missed her phylactery again
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2020 06:44 AM (B7KlG)
"My space diapers are full!"
Yeah Bruce,,, thats when dr jill comes in and hits spin cycle....
joey loves the warm spoo all over him
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:47 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:40 AM (pyQkH)
beep beep beep
Posted by: RBG Star Wars Wheelchair at August 07, 2020 06:48 AM (JFO2v)
You should have been finding quarters then you'd have been in the
the money JT.,,
Posted by: beanervt
Yesterday, I found a penny and a washer.
"Find a penny
pick it up
and all the day
you'll have good luck"
"Find a washer
pick it up
and all the day
you'll have a washer"
Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 06:48 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 06:48 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Jean at August 07, 2020 06:44 AM (B7KlG)
You know, Dennis Miller's Holy Water Supersoaker solution from Bordello of Blood really was an unappreciated masterstroke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 07, 2020 06:49 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 06:48 AM (mpXpK)
Work your way up the zipper on her blouse.
Posted by: jsg at August 07, 2020 06:49 AM (6mkbP)
John Lewis was dead before the public even knew that his health was degrading
Elijah Cummings died, in Hospice, before we even knew that his health had degraded.
What are the honest odds that we would be told of Ruthie slipping her mortal coil as soon as the joined the choir departed?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 07, 2020 06:50 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Colin at August 07, 2020 06:50 AM (1BIQV)
Posted by: Vic
Count your blessings......
Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 06:50 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: RBG Star Wars Wheelchair at August 07, 2020 06:51 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2020 06:54 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: jsg at August 07, 2020 06:49 AM (6mkbP)
Still don't see anything.
Posted by: Vic at August 07, 2020 06:55 AM (mpXpK)
"I can't see what ya'll are talking about with that news gal
Posted by: Vic
Count your blessings..."
Or sue your ex for making sexual innuendo obsolete
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 06:55 AM (pyQkH)
Posted by: Vic
Look at her neckline; just look at the skin part; disregard her clothing.
Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 06:56 AM (arJlL)
An easy workout and small breakfast (well, sort of) this am. A nice run for the car today: I have to go up to my campus's mailroom to collect some mail, then to my office to distribute it, and Linda needs to water the mystery plant in the breakroom. Oh, and it's time to gas up the Buick again. Whee.
Tomorrow marks one year since I bought the Buick, and it has been unquestionably great. At 45K miles now, it has required only 2 oil changes/tire rotations, some filters, and my regular cleaning/detailing. Buick no longer makes sedans, so if I wanted to replace it and couldn't find a '17-'19 model, I'd have to go Japanese or German. The US car companies are slowly slicing their own veins open.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 07, 2020 06:57 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2020 06:57 AM (JFO2v)
John Lewis was dead before the public even knew that his health was degrading
Elijah Cummings died, in Hospice, before we even knew that his health had degraded.
What are the honest odds that we would be told of Ruthie slipping her mortal coil as soon as the joined the choir departed?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
So, ya think Ruthie's really a dead parrot ?
Posted by: JT at August 07, 2020 07:00 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 07, 2020 07:01 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 07, 2020 07:02 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 07, 2020 07:02 AM (rpbg1)
" The US car companies are slowly slicing their own veins open."
Yeah Wolfus,,, and it's not the design or builders it's the front office
smucks...selling the industry away.. with help from corrupt politicians
Posted by: beanervt at August 07, 2020 07:04 AM (pyQkH)
he is member of Thousand Talents Program (TTP)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 07, 2020 07:05 AM (JFO2v)
LOOK FOR THE MASSIVE UPSIDE DOWN PENIS
Posted by: DB- just DB. Bird= the word at August 07, 2020 07:12 AM (iTXRQ)
Buick no longer makes sedans, so if I wanted to replace it and couldn't find a '17-'19 model, I'd have to go Japanese or German. The US car companies are slowly slicing their own veins open.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 07, 2020 06:57 AM
Business decision. At least at the US car company at which I work.
Foreign auto companies dominate the market for sedans and do them well. And my company has not been making them well for years now.
So they made the decision a few years back to just take us out of the sedan market and focus on our bread-n-butter sellers (trucks, SUVs, mini-vans, etc.)
It makes sense for my company, as it was just wasted investment and resources on vehicles which were not going to sell. So better to take that investment and cost and put it into known sellers and maintain them best-in-industry vehicles.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at August 07, 2020 07:19 AM (Do5/p)
I have a blog centered on the same ideas you discuss and would love to have you share some stories/information. I know my readers would enjoy your work.
If you are even remotely interested, feel free to shoot me an e-mail.
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