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| Saturday Overnight Open Thread (8/8/20)Malka goes to consult with Dr. Cohen about reviving her husband’s libido. “I’ll give you some Viagra,” he says . “Thanks, but Moshe will never take it. Moshe hates pills.” “In that case," says the doctor, "when he’s not looking drop one in his morning coffee. He won’t even know it’s there. Call me next week and let me know if it helped.” When Malka calls the doctor he asks her how the little experiment worked out. “We had mixed results, Dr. Cohen,” she says “The pill worked immediately . Within minutes, he leaped up to his feet, tore off my dress, and made love to me right there on the table.” “That’s wonderful” says the doctor . “So what’s the problem?” "I’m pretty sure they’ll never let us into that particular Starbucks again.” H/T Isophorone Blog Normally, Saturday ONT doesn't have a Quote of The Day, tonight is different. Quote I Please don’t run from bears or push your slower friends down in attempts of saving yourself.National Park Service Earlier in the week The ONT covered the woman from UT booted from a plasma center for too much nipple. Now in Myrtle Beach there is not enough thong. H/T Bitter Clinger Thong-wearing aerial acrobat Sam Panda found trouble with Myrtle Beach cops Monday after police were called to stop the Panda Express from parading around in her offensive swimsuit. Panda, extremely fired up on Facebook, made claims that a ‘Karen’ called cops on her and used a Myrtle Beach thong ordinance to have her booted. Panda, who is best known as the woman who broke her neck during a performance in Bali, was asked to leave the beach because of the thong after three cops cuffed her and looked up the ordinance. According to Fox 8, cops were originally called — allegedly by a ‘Karen’, according to Panda — for two women wearing thongs and see-through tops who were “dancing and soliciting” videos. Cancel Culture.................. The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM. Tonight we help you with your academic endeavors. ![]() I debated about linking this. But, hey it's Saturday night and it's science. So it's OK, amirite? Or not? Penis size and everything you thought was wrong. So the average erect penis is about an inch shorter than what most men think it is. The problem with this disconnect between perception and reality is that it has prompted male dissatisfaction with their genitalia. Surveys suggest that between 45 and 68 percent of men wish they had a larger penis. Forward-thinking male sexual health expert Dr. Bernie Zilbergeld once remarked, "It is not much of an exaggeration to say that penises in [men’s] fantasyland come in only three sizes—large, gigantic, and so big you can barely get them through the doorway." Born on this day: 8 Aug 1961 On this day: 8 Aug 1980 Blowing up a car? What the hell could go wrong?????? What a F*cked up family. Genius Award Winners. MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A 13-year-old boy who crashed into five people Tuesday night while driving on his grandmother’s lap said his grandmother was giving him driving lessons at the time. “I didn’t want to, but I ain’t had no choice, so she told me to sit in her lap, and I did,” 13-year-old Joseph said. His grandmother, Ernestine Hollomon, 58, faces a number of charges in connection with the crash, including DUI-child endangerment. Police said her car was speeding down Boyd Street when it hit five pedestrians. “I ain’t know what to do,” Joseph said. “I pushed the brake, but she pushed the gas pedal and went straight ahead and started crashing into those folks.” Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Editing Programs. ![]() Notice: The ONT is posted. Don't ask, we won't tell. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
It's all mine...
Posted by: Charles the Simple at August 08, 2020 10:01 PM (HuH1F) 2
foixt
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 08, 2020 10:01 PM (z79tQ) 3
hiya
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:01 PM (arJlL) 4
st!
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 08, 2020 10:01 PM (FSBqz) 5
Again.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at August 08, 2020 10:01 PM (HuH1F) 6
coulda been a contender
Posted by: boomers remember stuff at August 08, 2020 10:01 PM (+U5Yr) 7
foixt again, dagnabit!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 08, 2020 10:01 PM (z79tQ) 8
Take that, plebes.
Posted by: Charles the Simple at August 08, 2020 10:01 PM (HuH1F) 9
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Posted by: Pete Seria at August 08, 2020 10:02 PM (7ZQe3) 10
Close, all things considered!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 10:02 PM (eTZoJ) 11
Dirty screen strikes again
Goodnight horde Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2020 10:02 PM (OjZpE) 12
Konbanwa, mina-san!
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 10:02 PM (i9MkD) Posted by: AltonJackson at August 08, 2020 10:02 PM (dxdqK) 14
Is Mr. Bloody Shirt Troll around to continue to accuse us of murdering all his relatives on the Horst Wessel side of his family?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Having Marie Kondo Shorten His Alias at August 08, 2020 10:03 PM (dwojT) Posted by: Bill Gates at August 08, 2020 10:04 PM (qlFIA) 16
Yay, ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 08, 2020 10:04 PM (SchxB) 17
Good evening, all. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2020 10:05 PM (G51Gf) 18
Hey everybody.
MisHum, re the date, don't forget that also on August 8 1980, a classic movie first opened: Xanadu!!!! ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 10:05 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2020 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ) 20
Evening everyone.
Played with two puppies and six little kids today. Had a few drinks with a neighbor and got a nap in. (The listed events are not necessarily in order) It was a great day. Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2020 10:06 PM (Rvt88) 21
I just learned that an Instant Pot is not a magic wand that you wave and, bam, your food is done.
It looks like a brisket will still take several hours to cook. It's okay; we're gonna Make Brisket Great Again. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:06 PM (H3MF8) 22
good evening
Posted by: wing at August 08, 2020 10:06 PM (JFzNN) 23
Redefining Silences As Violence.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:07 PM (SfYbS) Posted by: Dr Alice at August 08, 2020 10:07 PM (zjvTi) 25
Maskhoe?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 08, 2020 10:07 PM (uhGSf) Posted by: SMH at August 08, 2020 10:07 PM (RU4sa) 27
Ever see the "Mrs Redd's" mini pies logo? Looks like a played out whore after a bad night. Maybe it's the printing.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 08, 2020 10:07 PM (qpZQF) Posted by: DR.WTF at August 08, 2020 10:08 PM (AiZBA) 29
My college address is A Reading of Politics & Power in an Intersection Framework
Posted by: BigZesty at August 08, 2020 10:08 PM (QFvp+) Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:08 PM (qlFIA) 31
Right about now, 75 years ago, there wasn't much left of Nagasaki to speak of. (1102 local to be precise.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 08, 2020 10:09 PM (ejsiI) 32
Identifying Identity as Cultural Mediators. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:09 PM (pNxlR) 33
14 Is Mr. Bloody Shirt Troll around to continue to accuse us of murdering all his relatives on the Horst Wessel side of his family?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Having Marie Kondo Shorten His Alias at August 08, 2020 10:03 PM (dwojT) If you mean Maskhole, yeah. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 08, 2020 10:10 PM (ejsiI) 34
19 Eris, I had forgotten that song - it is awesome!
Posted by: Dr Alice at August 08, 2020 10:11 PM (zjvTi) 35
Saw U2 at Wembley Stadium in '93. They were great. I suspect they were always d-bags but they could put on a fantastic live show. All the albums up to Zooropa were either very good to very great. They pretty much coasted on fumes after that. The occasional good song on a mediocre album but thats about it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:11 PM (ioe2j) 36
18 Hey everybody.
MisHum, re the date, don't forget that also on August 8 1980, a classic movie first opened: Xanadu!!!! ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 10:05 PM (L2ZTs) "In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree, where Alph, the sacred river ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea..." Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 08, 2020 10:11 PM (ejsiI) 37
Checked out pictures of the Sam Panda bust. She gets hit in the score by too much ink and having the stereotypical flat chest of the gymnast, but overall I'd say a solid 7/10.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:11 PM (SfYbS) 38
"Embodying Politics and Power as Violence." Yeah, I could probably give that paper.
Posted by: Dr. T at August 08, 2020 10:12 PM (Vgw1E) 39
I presume there is a story here? Little Debbie grew up to be... naughty by the looks. Mrs Redd's (socal pie co) looks like something out of bad santa. Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 08, 2020 10:13 PM (qpZQF) 40
35 Saw U2 at Wembley Stadium in '93. They were great. I suspect they were always d-bags but they could put on a fantastic live show. All the albums up to Zooropa were either very good to very great. They pretty much coasted on fumes after that. The occasional good song on a mediocre album but thats about it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:11 PM (ioe2j) So much this. You cannot go wrong with any track off The Joshua Tree. They lost me after Zooropa. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 08, 2020 10:13 PM (ejsiI) 41
Debating normativity in coded queerness. Easy peasy. I must have done a term paper on that once.
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:13 PM (XxJt1) Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 08, 2020 10:13 PM (99Nt9) 43
You Should Have Them: Redefining Representation Through a Critical Lens.
I'm done with the abstract and about halfway through the "methods and sources." I figure I can get published in a major journal once I'm done. Posted by: Cybersmythe at August 08, 2020 10:13 PM (edlKR) 44
Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum! Clever tune up top tonight.
So... a 13 year old boy is sitting on his grandmother's lap, taking a driving lesson, when an accident ensues. From the sounds of it, he could use a lesson in English grammar and composition. Granny needs a lesson in the slammer. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 08, 2020 10:14 PM (WFcrO) 45
36 18 Hey everybody.
MisHum, re the date, don't forget that also on August 8 1980, a classic movie first opened: Xanadu!!!! ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 10:05 PM (L2ZTs) "In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree, where Alph, the sacred river ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea..." Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 https://youtu.be/5w3s2T0VBug RUSH! Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:15 PM (ioe2j) 46
Hey, haters, you know what today, 8/8 signifies? Aw, c'mon, surely you remember the douchecanoe on MSNBC(?) who 'splained it for all of us. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:15 PM (pNxlR) 47
Loved those vague titles of papers too. Could have used that a few years back...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 08, 2020 10:15 PM (WFcrO) 48
Beef jerky, anyone?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 10:15 PM (wPVhA) Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 08, 2020 10:15 PM (qpZQF) 50
So cops can't arrest people for false imprisonment, arson, or looting but they CAN arrest them for wearing a skimpy thong?
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:16 PM (qlFIA) 51
When Apple Music first started, you could get a free download of a U2 recording. I downloaded it, listened to it.
It sucked like a black hole. I tried deleting it from my Apple Music library. It won't let me do it... It's still there, what, 12 years later? 15? Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 08, 2020 10:16 PM (w7KSn) 52
Dontcha think an Adult Diaper company should do a commercial "Help ! I've fallen and I shit my pants !" ?
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:16 PM (arJlL) 53
Howdy, beloved Horde!
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:16 PM (4JM5Y) 54
Hey, haters, you know what today, 8/8 signifies?
Aw, c'mon, surely you remember the douchecanoe on MSNBC(?) who 'splained it for all of us. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Is it especially significant at 1400 hours? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:17 PM (SfYbS) Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:17 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2020 10:17 PM (aKsyK) 57
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Hey, haters, you know what today, 8/8 signifies? Aw, c'mon, surely you remember the douchecanoe on MSNBC(?) who 'splained it for all of us. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Dale Jarrett's car number? Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:17 PM (ioe2j) 58
Reimagining the Self in an Intersectional Framework. What the holy hell does that even mean? But I bet I could deliver a 45 minute speech on it, given enough lead time...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 08, 2020 10:17 PM (WFcrO) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 10:17 PM (wPVhA) 60
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Hey, haters, you know what today, 8/8 signifies? Aw, c'mon, surely you remember the douchecanoe on MSNBC(?) who 'splained it for all of us. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:15 PM (pNxlR) Happy Hitler Day! Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (arJlL) Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (qpZQF) Posted by: Cartman at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (qlFIA) 64
https://youtu.be/5w3s2T0VBug
RUSH! Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:15 PM (ioe2j) To stand within the pleasure dome Decreed by Kubla Khan To taste anew the fruits of life The last immortal man To find the sacred river Alph To walk the caves of ice Oh, I will dine on honey-dew And drink the milk of Paradise... Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (ejsiI) 65
"I didn't want to, but I ain't had no choice, so she told me to sit in her lap, and I did."
I have had that happen before. I enjoyed it. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (Z+IKu) 66
Hiya Emmie !
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (arJlL) 67
When Apple Music first started, you could get a free download of a U2 recording. I downloaded it, listened to it.
It sucked like a black hole. I tried deleting it from my Apple Music library. It won't let me do it... It's still there, what, 12 years later? 15? Posted by: navybrat It wasn't just that you could download it for free, everyone with an account was "gifted" it. I successfully deleted it though. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (SfYbS) 68
Achtung Baby was a good lp.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 08, 2020 10:19 PM (uhGSf) 69
Earlier in the week The ONT covered the woman from UT booted from a plasma center for too much nipple. Now in Myrtle Beach there is not enough thong. Face masks. Crotch masks. Ass masks. The Karen Gestapo is tanned, rested and ready. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 10:19 PM (luzVb) 70
It looks like a brisket will still take several hours to cook. It's okay; we're gonna Make Brisket Great Again.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:06 PM (H3MF ![]() Howdy, PW! I hope all is well with you! Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:19 PM (4JM5Y) Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 08, 2020 10:19 PM (d9Irc) 72
Little Debbie has a snacck for you. Guess what it is.
Posted by: CMU VET at August 08, 2020 10:20 PM (SYVOv) 73
You woman have heard of jalopies
You heard the noise they make Let me introduce you to my Rocket '88 Yes, it's great, just won't wait Everybody likes my Rocket '88 Baby, we'll will ride in style movin' all along V-8 motor and this modern design Black convertible top and the girls don't mind Sportin' with me, ridin' all around town for joy Blow your horn, rocket, blow your horn Step in my rocket and don't be late We're pullin' out about a half past eight Goin' on the corner and havin' some fun Takin' my rocket on a long, hot run Ooh, goin' out, oozin' and cruisin' and havin' fun Now that you've ridden in my Rocket '88 I'll be around every night about eight You know it's great, don't be late Everybody likes my Rocket '88 Girls will ride in style, movin' all along Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 08, 2020 10:20 PM (qpZQF) Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:20 PM (A5zUN) 75
Hi, JT! Hope your weekend is going well!
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:20 PM (4JM5Y) 76
Kudos for President Trump, for his brilliant political move in issuing his executive orders.
Let the Democrats sue to block unemployment payments and the suspension of student loan payments. LOL. The Never Trumpers are already shrieking that "this is not who we are". Rich Lowery: Even if these acts are technically legal, they run counter to the spirit of our system, and continue the long-running trend of an overweening executive branch steam-rolling a feckless Congress. Rich, LOLGF. John Roberts and the Supreme Court changed the rules in the DACA decision, so don't come whining that the Republicans are still morally obligated to abide by the old rules. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 10:21 PM (I2/tG) 77
Tonight we help you with your academic endeavors.
They didn't have such helpful things when I was in Grad Scholl. Then again, no purple hair neither. Posted by: Prof. Dr. DOCTOR Miklos Blasey-Fraud, CPA, OBE, AM-FM at August 08, 2020 10:21 PM (QzkSJ) 78
Happy Hitler Day! Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (NWiLs) Ding! Ding! Ding! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:21 PM (pNxlR) 79
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Hey, haters, you know what today, 8/8 signifies? Aw, c'mon, surely you remember the douchecanoe on MSNBC(?) who 'splained it for all of us. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:15 PM (pNxlR) A "douchecanoe" on MSNBC? Yeah, that narrows it down... Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 08, 2020 10:21 PM (ejsiI) 80
Hi, JT! Hope your weekend is going well!
Posted by: Emmie It is, thank you ! In spite of the heat and humidity. Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:21 PM (arJlL) 81
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- Looks like a played out whore after a bad night. - - ----- I admit, my diary has that sentence a time or two. Why you felt compelled to leave out the redeeming "I'm in love." that always appears afterward, I don't know. I assume malevolence. Posted by: irright at August 08, 2020 10:22 PM (RVcmP) 82
Cheers, I say!
Posted by: A lotta nerve at August 08, 2020 10:22 PM (JdcHc) 83
Historicizing Bodies As Transformative Justice
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 08, 2020 10:22 PM (VcFUs) 84
"I'm big boned!!"
No, actually the joke goes: "I don't need to lose weight. My doctor says I'm big boned!" "No, actually the doc said if you don't lose weight you're boned." Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 10:23 PM (L2ZTs) 85
Someone needs to let Ace know there is a bat look-alike dog on Instagram. ready_freddie_ Great rescue story on the dodo. His name is Freddie Mercury.
Posted by: EveR at August 08, 2020 10:23 PM (ZZDMQ) Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 08, 2020 10:23 PM (Vy7tf) 87
The first episode of Star Trek TOS is running on MeTV now. This is the "salt monster" episode. Note that is not the "second pilot" episode. That episode ran later, even though it was filmed well before this one. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 10:24 PM (rCwaK) 88
33 14 Is Mr. Bloody Shirt Troll around to continue to accuse us of murdering all his relatives on the Horst Wessel side of his family?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Having Marie Kondo Shorten His Alias at August 08, 2020 10:03 PM (dwojT) If you mean Maskhole, yeah. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 08, 2020 10:10 PM (ejsiI) I just read those comments. Who the fuck here thinks the virus doesn't exist? What a fucking idiot. Just because plenty of people here don't think we need to set our hair on fire and we should probably be treating this the same way other fast acting viruses have been treated in the past (ie don't destroy the fucking world because of a cold virus) doesn't mean we don't think its real. Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2020 10:24 PM (vMCab) 89
I know that on 8/8/74 Nixon announced his resignation from the presidency.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 10:24 PM (L2ZTs) 90
70 It looks like a brisket will still take several hours to cook. It's okay; we're gonna Make Brisket Great Again.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:06 PM (H3MF Howdy, PW! I hope all is well with you! Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:19 PM (4JM5Y) Hi, Emmie! I'm doing well, thanks! I moved to a new position right before the lockdowns than can be done entirely from home, so, yeah, my employer still needs me, yay! I hope you're doing well, too! Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:24 PM (H3MF8) 91
Why you felt compelled to leave out the redeeming "I'm in love." that always appears afterward, I don't know. I assume malevolence.
Does "I buy her pie" work? How about "I eat her pie"? Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 08, 2020 10:24 PM (qpZQF) 92
That's no grizzly bear. It's a black bear.
Black bears are the friendly ones. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 10:17 PM (wPVhA) * * * * No, Kodiak bears are the friendly ones... - T. Treadwell Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 08, 2020 10:24 PM (WFcrO) 93
Sorry, I'm a little late. I had some problems getting through the door.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2020 10:25 PM (DMUuz) Posted by: AltonJackson at August 08, 2020 10:25 PM (dxdqK) 95
No, Kodiak bears are the friendly ones...
- T. Treadwell They're always good for a Kodiak moment. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 10:25 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2020 10:25 PM (mht8P) Posted by: Dr. Denis Leary at August 08, 2020 10:25 PM (SfYbS) 98
I bet Sam Panda is a total freak in the sack.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:26 PM (NWiLs) 99
@19...Who's in charge here? Where's my captain's wafers?
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 10:26 PM (ja/kn) Posted by: Biggus Dickus at August 08, 2020 10:26 PM (w3OLr) Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:26 PM (4JM5Y) 102
Mine is "Situating Historical Categories of Politics and Power in an Intersectional Framework".
My thesis will be done in interpretive dance form. *bongos and shakuhachi* Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2020 10:26 PM (Dc2NZ) 103
John Roberts and the Supreme Court changed the rules in the DACA decision, so don't come whining that the Republicans are still morally obligated to abide by the old rules.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 10:21 PM (I2/tG) Well, to be fair, you can no longer tell if something is technically legal or illegal by simply reading the Constitution and using common sense, until at least five people (wearing robes) decide it for you, and as a bonus for a nation of 350,000,000 people! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 10:26 PM (eTZoJ) 104
95 No, Kodiak bears are the friendly ones...
- T. Treadwell They're always good for a Kodiak moment. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 10:25 PM (L2ZTs) Little pinch between cheek and gum... Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:26 PM (NWiLs) 105
we should probably be treating this the same way other fast acting viruses have been treated in the past
*** The reaction to Wuhan flu will cause more human misery then doing NOTHING about Wuhan flu would have done. Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (qlFIA) 106
MisHum thanks for the ONT... especially that opening joke. I scared the cats laughing.
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (XxJt1) 107
67 When Apple Music first started, you could get a free download of a U2 recording. I downloaded it, listened to it.
It sucked like a black hole. I tried deleting it from my Apple Music library. It won't let me do it... It's still there, what, 12 years later? 15? Posted by: navybrat It wasn't just that you could download it for free, everyone with an account was "gifted" it. I successfully deleted it though. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (SfYbS) Same. They violated my consent in forcing their shit music onto my phone. There were websites dedicated to removing that shit from phones. Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (vMCab) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (pNxlR) 109
Redefining The Gaze As a Site of Political Contestation Racist right-wing conservatives weaponize the act of staring at correct-thinking enlightened citizens as an aggressive technique of oppression. I'll need to steal Steven Weber's Magic Thesarus to make it academically acceptable, but I think it'll work. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (LoXTY) 110
My thesis will be done in interpretive dance form.
*bongos and shakuhachi* Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2020 10:26 PM (Dc2NZ) I think you need a vuvuzela section in the orchestra! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (eTZoJ) Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (SfYbS) 112
Just to indicate how politically nuts Portland is, Ted Wheeler a couple of days ago denounced Antifa's recent attempt to burn down a police station, with police in it.
Wheeler's opponent in November, Sarah Iannarone, who likes to refer to herself as the "Antifa mayor", refused to denounce burning down a police station, with police in it in a TV interview, despite being pressed by the reporter. All she would say is: I condemn arson, obviously. I also condemn the countless deaths of Black individuals at the hands of police. Translation: she actually doesn't condemn arson, so long as the right people are doing it. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (I2/tG) 113
92 That's no grizzly bear. It's a black bear.
Black bears are the friendly ones. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 10:17 PM (wPVhA Spectacled Bear - hawt librarian type! Posted by: Yogi with a boner bear. at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (Vy7tf) 114
If you'll excuse me, I have to murder women, children, puppies and kittens by not wearing a fully-encapsulating suit in my own house. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (mht8P) 115
Sorry, I'm a little late. I had some problems getting through the door.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2020 10:25 PM (DMUuz) * * * * *SNORT* Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (WFcrO) 116
Well, to be fair, you can no longer tell if something is technically legal or illegal by simply reading the Constitution and using common sense, until at least five people (wearing robes) decide it for you, and as a bonus for a nation of 350,000,000 people! *** And this will continue until a president or a state tells the SC to go pound sand. Personally, I would have ignored the SC except to ask the miscreants in the majority if they wanted a free trip to Juarez as well. Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (qlFIA) 117
PW, great news!
We are doing fine. We're planning to go to the TX MoMe, but so far this year we haven't been able to count on travel plans working out, so who knows if we'll actually make it. Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (4JM5Y) 118
My paper would be:
No Worries, Bro: Decentering Historical Categories in an Intersectional Framework. It's kind of terrifying how that doesn't like something a leftist WOULDN'T write. Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 08, 2020 10:29 PM (+3rQF) 119
Evenin', Emmiy.
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:29 PM (XxJt1) 120
@108...U2's original appeal was ersatz-punk music that wouldn't frighten suburban moms.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 10:30 PM (ja/kn) 121
Wheeler's opponent in November, Sarah Iannarone, who likes to refer to herself as the "Antifa mayor" *** Wow, she's got the full Karen look going on. I bet she makes her hubbie wear the mask when she gives me her sad, yearly handjob on his birthday. Posted by: Obligatory at August 08, 2020 10:30 PM (qlFIA) 122
The Sam Panda link does not include pictures. Or else Brave is blocking them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:30 PM (2T5U5) 123
I think you need a vuvuzela section in the orchestra!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (eTZoJ) --- Too phallic! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2020 10:30 PM (Dc2NZ) 124
I never understood the appeal of U2 After watching the rather interesting documentary It Might Get Loud with Edge, Jack White and Jimmy Page, it became obvious that if you steal the echo machine from Edge's pedalboard, he's a mediocre and forgettable guitarist. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2020 10:31 PM (LoXTY) 125
122 The Sam Panda link does not include pictures. Or else Brave is blocking them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:30 PM (2T5U5) It includes video. You have to scan ahead a fair amount to get to the good parts. She's a spinner. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:31 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 10:31 PM (luzVb) 127
I condemn arson, obviously. I also condemn the countless deaths of Black individuals at the hands of police. *** Pretty sure they have a very specific number. If she wants the unarmed number in 2020 I believe it was 5. Note Antifa/BLM have murdered something like 30 people since the riots started. Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:31 PM (qlFIA) 128
After watching the rather interesting documentary It Might Get Loud with Edge, Jack White and Jimmy Page, it became obvious that if you steal the echo machine from Edge's pedalboard, he's a mediocre and forgettable guitarist.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2020 10:31 PM (LoXTY) The Edge can barely play guitar at all. Unbelievable that he's rich and famous. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:32 PM (NWiLs) 129
109
Redefining The Gaze As a Site of Political Contestation Racist right-wing conservatives weaponize the act of staring at correct-thinking enlightened citizens as an aggressive technique of oppression. I'll need to steal Steven Weber's Magic Thesarus to make it academically acceptable, but I think it'll work. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (LoXTY) === And don't forget "making invisible!" You see, to look is evil. But to not look: evil! No shit, that is a thang. Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 08, 2020 10:32 PM (BRkq2) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2020 10:32 PM (mht8P) 131
It includes video. You have to scan ahead a fair amount to get to the good parts. She's a spinner.
**** Too many tats. Its like looking at the Mona Lisa after a toddler scribbled on it with a pen. Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:32 PM (qlFIA) 132
Same. They violated my consent in forcing their shit music onto my phone. There were websites dedicated to removing that shit from phones. Posted by: buzzion Never wanted it. Never played it. Still on my phone. I see it now and then when I scroll through my albums. "Oh, that shit." is my thought. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:32 PM (pNxlR) 133
Arc
Does that loon have much of a chance against Wheeler? I've seen very little about her in the WA media. But then, they're still talking about the peaceful protests. Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 08, 2020 10:33 PM (d9Irc) 134
Note Antifa/BLM have murdered something like 30 people since the riots started.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:31 PM (qlFIA) Chicago and Baltimore want to get in on the contest with one slight rule change! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 10:33 PM (eTZoJ) 135
What was the deal with Jack White and his band mate? Were they lover or siblings?
I remember reading both at various points. Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:33 PM (qlFIA) 136
Or, alternative to the Penis length study.
Almost every man measures himself when he is a Teen ager. Things shrink, with age. Some assembly, required. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:33 PM (NgKpN) 137
@124...true, but in fairness he's done an awful lot with that mediocre technical ability. Pretty good at arranging/producing.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 10:33 PM (ja/kn) 138
The Sam Panda link does not include pictures. Or else Brave is blocking them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon They're making you work for them. I had to do an image search. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:33 PM (SfYbS) 139
117 PW, great news!
We are doing fine. We're planning to go to the TX MoMe, but so far this year we haven't been able to count on travel plans working out, so who knows if we'll actually make it. Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (4JM5Y) I hope you can make it! The Texas Morons deserve to know how awesome you guys are, too! Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:33 PM (H3MF8) Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:34 PM (XxJt1) 141
Tom Servo, if you pop in over here, my friend, I conceded your point, but fell victim to the dread nood.
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 08, 2020 10:34 PM (BRkq2) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2020 10:34 PM (Dc2NZ) 143
OK: Embodying Representation as Violence. HAHAHAHAHA!
Good evening, all. Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum! Posted by: Toni at August 08, 2020 10:34 PM (/c+mq) 144
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- I never understood the appeal of U2 Me either Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08 - ----- Best practice would have been: U2? (to which the answer would obviously be: yes, me2) Posted by: AOSHQ style guide at August 08, 2020 10:34 PM (RVcmP) 145
U2 Well, tastes vary. Came upon another one of "those" families tonight. The Sursock family of Lebanon. Only single sourced so far but pretty reliable. "The Rothschilds of the Middle East" Likely human traffickers through companies owned used as covers? Next two to four weeks could be very "enlightening." Time to fade Love each other fellow babies. Posted by: TeeJ at August 08, 2020 10:34 PM (G3Kkn) 146
'Night Eris !
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:34 PM (arJlL) 147
Why is The Bulwark like a Glory Hole at a Filthy Truck Stop? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:35 PM (pNxlR) 148
Chicago and Baltimore want to get in on the contest with one slight rule change!
*** Since policing activity has been restricted thanks to blue state mayors and riots the number of black people being murdered has skyrocketed. Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:35 PM (qlFIA) 149
Saw U2 at Wembley Stadium in '93. They were great. I suspect they were always d-bags but they could put on a fantastic live show. All the albums up to Zooropa were either very good to very great. They pretty much coasted on fumes after that. The occasional good song on a mediocre album but thats about it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:11 PM (ioe2j) U2 have always been on my ignore list. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:35 PM (2T5U5) 150
I think you need a vuvuzela section in the orchestra!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (eTZoJ) --- Too phallic! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2020 10:30 PM While I've heard you can be pantsophobic, I've never had the impression you were phallophobic. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2020 10:35 PM (DMUuz) 151
>>> 117 PW, great news!
We are doing fine. We're planning to go to the TX MoMe, but so far this year we haven't been able to count on travel plans working out, so who knows if we'll actually make it. Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (4JM5Y) Emmie!! Make it a road trip. In previous years I've stopped in Norman the night before and the driven the rest of the way the next morning. You'll be happy to have made it! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 08, 2020 10:36 PM (0ReGO) 152
(shrugs)
U2 put on an amazing show when I saw them. It was the Zooropa tour. The Achtung Baby album I can still listen too on a loop. Same for Joshua Tree and War. All there albums post Zooropa? Meh. They've been coasting for years now. Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:36 PM (ioe2j) 153
Hi creeper!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:36 PM (NWiLs) 154
Why is The Bulwark like a Glory Hole at a Filthy Truck Stop?
___ I'll come up with an answer shortly. Posted by: Peter Omiyyada-yada at August 08, 2020 10:36 PM (qlFIA) 155
Reinterpreting Silences as a Form of Erasure.
This sounds like a winning Step 2 of the Underwear Gnome formula for me! (1. Go back to school for advanced degree 2. ? 3. Profit!!!!) Posted by: barbarausa at August 08, 2020 10:37 PM (W7IZQ) 156
Having been to beaches in Europe I can definitively say some people in thongs are a far greater crime then you would guess.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at August 08, 2020 10:37 PM (IAtY2) 157
All I want is just one more oatmeal pie.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 08, 2020 10:37 PM (2lndx) 158
Having been to beaches in Europe I can definitively say some people in thongs are a far greater crime then you would guess. *** German beach attire is the second worst thing they've foisted on the world. Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:37 PM (qlFIA) 159
@147...it seems hardly worth the effort?
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (ja/kn) 160
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- U2 have always been on my ignore list. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:35 PM - ------ I think South Park summed up Bono (and by extension U2) pretty well. Posted by: irright at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (RVcmP) 161
Reinterpreting Identity as Transformative Justice
It's a must read paper. It only cost $79,000 in student loan debt to become an expert. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (cKrll) 162
Hey, Insom. Quiet Saturday night?
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (XxJt1) 163
156 Having been to beaches in Europe I can definitively say some people in thongs are a far greater crime then you would guess.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at August 08, 2020 10:37 PM (IAtY2) Yup, if only we could have a sliding scale, of Burckha use? Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (NgKpN) 164
151 >>> 117 PW, great news!
We are doing fine. We're planning to go to the TX MoMe, but so far this year we haven't been able to count on travel plans working out, so who knows if we'll actually make it. Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (4JM5Y) Emmie!! Make it a road trip. In previous years I've stopped in Norman the night before and the driven the rest of the way the next morning. You'll be happy to have made it! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 08, 2020 10:36 PM (0ReGO) Road trip? That's an interesting idea! I have a ridiculous amount of vacation time saved up, by the way. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (H3MF8) 165
I Will Follow is a great song that reflected U2's religious faith which iirc was considered relatively traditional in 1980.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (EZebt) 166
Where do I find the vuvuzela section, Captain?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (wPVhA) 167
Wendy O. Yeah she looked like she had more miles in her than the space shuttle, but she had more balls than the collective male bernie base.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2020 10:39 PM (9Om/r) 168
Does that loon have much of a chance against Wheeler?
Dunno. Wheeler made a big political mistake - he put no effort into the primary, and still got 49% of the vote. Had he exerted himself slightly, he would have gotten 50% of the vote, and no runoff. Antifa Sarah is a viable political candidate solely because the Portland city council recently passed an idiotic law giving a 7:1 match for contributions up to $250 (as long as you limit your maximum accepted contribution to $250), so Sarah is running a campaign that is 85% funded by taxpayers. Ted is widely hated - he is too accommodating of Antifa for moderates in Portland, and he is absolutely despised by demonstrators. Antifa Sarah wil immediately become the worst big-city mayor in the US if she is elected. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 10:39 PM (I2/tG) 169
160:I think South Park summed up Bono (and by extension U2) pretty well.
Posted by: irright Heh! Yes, yes they did! Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:39 PM (ioe2j) 170
No, Kodiak bears are the friendly ones...
- T. Treadwell Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 08, 2020 10:24 PM (WFcrO) With the Polaroid bears, you are done in 60 seconds. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:39 PM (2T5U5) 171
Hmmm, a livecam of a baby otter in it's crib:
https://tinyurl.com/yxg4fay2 Surprise- he's sleeping. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (A5zUN) Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (NgKpN) 173
So the average erect penis is about an inch shorter than what most men think it is
Another flawed study from the UK. Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (m+yM6) 174
Never wanted it. Never played it. Still on my phone.
I see it now and then when I scroll through my albums. "Oh, that shit." is my thought. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:32 PM (pNxlR) The fact that there are posts dedicated just to removing this piece of shit shows how much of a back fire it was. https://tinyurl.com/yyyy4mmt Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (vMCab) 175
{lease don't run from bears or push your slower friends down in attempts of saving yourself. National Park Service
It seems to be real. The facebook post is quite funny. Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (/2aWP) 176
@147...it seems hardly worth the effort? Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (ja/kn) I was just riffing on the create your thesis title exercise. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (pNxlR) 177
109
Redefining The Gaze As a Site of Political Contestation Racist right-wing conservatives weaponize the act of staring at correct-thinking enlightened citizens as an aggressive technique of oppression. I'll need to steal Steven Weber's Magic Thesarus to make it academically acceptable, but I think it'll work. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (LoXTY) ---------------------------------- Too late. It's actually sort of a thing already. https://thedonald.win/p/Gc7akRYP/eye-contact-is-sexistavoidin/c/ Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (+3rQF) 178
Hey, Insom. Quiet Saturday night?
Posted by: creeper Could be worse; he could be like Walt Disney singing "Another Saturday Nite and I Ain't got No Body...." Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (arJlL) 179
Why is The Bulwark like a Glory Hole at a Filthy Truck Stop?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) It's full of perverts that you would shun like a rabid dog if you knew what they got up to. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (SfYbS) 180
Having been to beaches in Europe I can definitively say some people in thongs are a far greater crime then you would guess.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at August 08, 2020 10:37 PM (IAtY2) --------- Have you yet immersed yourself in the concept of fat German men wearing speedos? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (wPVhA) 181
So the average erect penis is about an inch shorter than what most men think it is ___ You get used to it. Well, until you run into a Jamaican at the club. Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (qlFIA) 182
Good evening Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (4JM5Y) 184
Could be worse; he could be like Walt Disney singing "Another Saturday Nite and I Ain't got No Body...."
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (arJlL) Hmmm, Sam Cook singing 'When you wish upon a star'. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:42 PM (A5zUN) 185
{{{creeper}}}
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 10:42 PM (u82oZ) 186
Hello Dear, how late am I?
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:42 PM (Y0bLv) 187
Creeper! It's been too long since our last visit!
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:42 PM (4JM5Y) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM (rCwaK) 189
So the average erect penis is about an inch shorter than what most men think it is
So stand closer to the toilet Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM (Y0bLv) 190
If she wants the unarmed number in 2020 I believe it was 5.
The last black person killed by the cops in Portland was a gangbanger who had just shot two people, and was charging the cops with a pistol in his hand. Antifa has turned him into a martyr, of course, and thus is an example of "police murder". The last slightly questionable killing of a black person in Portland was seventeen years ago. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM (I2/tG) 191
Could be worse; he could be like Walt Disney singing "Another Saturday Nite and I Ain't got No Body...."
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (arJlL) --------- GFY Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM (wPVhA) 192
This whole penis length issue will never be resolved until there is consensus on whether to measure the top or the bottom.
As for measuring a flaccid penis, why would you bother? Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM (XxJt1) 193
Hiya Ladyl !
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:44 PM (arJlL) 194
So the average erect penis is about an inch shorter than what most men think it is.
"On you maybe"...Jeffrey Lebowski Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 10:44 PM (ja/kn) 195
Emmie, you both are awesome. I had a great time meeting you.
And I heard about your gentleman comment. It took an Act of Congress. And my wife rolled her eyes when I repeated it. See you in Texas. Looking forward to iy. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 10:44 PM (u82oZ) 196
(National Park Service guys are not known for their sense of humor.)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IF YOUR HIKING PARTNER IS SLOWER THAN YOU THERE IS NO NEED TO PUSH HIM DOWN, YOU SIMPLY OUTRUN HIM. IF YOUR HIKING PARTNER IS AS FAST AS YOU, YOU NEED TO NOT ONLY PUSH HIM DOWN, BUT ALSO KNEECAP HIM WITH YOUR HIKING STICK SO THAT HE STAYS DOWN. SQUIRTING HONEY ON HIM AT THAT POINT IS OPTIONAL. Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBURGER at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (Fc5rx) Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (Y0bLv) Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (arJlL) 199
Helena, you are still going, right?
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (4JM5Y) Posted by: Barack H Obama at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (qlFIA) 201
162 Hey, Insom. Quiet Saturday night?
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (XxJt1) Yep. Too quiet. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (NWiLs) 202
I'm hoping you and the music man make it to Ben's, Emmie.
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (XxJt1) 203
Have you yet immersed yourself in the concept of fat German men wearing speedos?
OTOH, go to a beach in Turkey frequented by Russian tourists. There may be fat people on the beach, but you won't notice them, given the other people worthy of notice. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (I2/tG) Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 10:46 PM (oAY8z) 206
Hiya JT!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT) 207
Hey, haters, you know what today, 8/8 signifies?
Aw, c'mon, surely you remember the douchecanoe on MSNBC(?) who 'splained it for all of us. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:15 Isn't it something Nazi, like Hitler's bday? FFS so many things are Nazi today. A freaking OK sign? Get real. Posted by: Farmer at August 08, 2020 10:46 PM (rfVCG) 208
Could be worse; he could be like Walt Disney singing "Another Saturday Nite and I Ain't got No Body...."
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (arJlL) That was Ted Williams. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:46 PM (NWiLs) 209
Huh sea otters have the densest fur of all mammals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:46 PM (A5zUN) 210
So the average erect penis is about an inch shorter than what most men think it is
...... "Who do you think you are gonna please with that lil' thing?" "Me". Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2020 10:46 PM (cKrll) 211
Hey, Insom. Quiet Saturday night?
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (XxJt1) Yep. Too quiet. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo Hillary's up to something....... Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (arJlL) 212
The Politics Of Fields of Belonging Through a Critical Lens.
A month should be sufficient to review. Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (DMUuz) 213
ARC
I try to keep an eye on Portland via the usual suspects but they are as dismal as I expect. No information and insight. The Spokane station said that three eastern OR counties have qualified to split off and join ID. The OR legislature will deny it as will the US congress. I don't believe we're voting our way out of this. Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (d9Irc) 214
NaCly, it was sincere. I've seen you encouraging and graciously lifting people up during these trying times.
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (4JM5Y) 215
So Trump used his phone & his pen today. Are we getting another stimulus check? My great great grands will be paying for that.
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (Y0bLv) 216
175 {lease don't run from bears or push your slower friends down in attempts of saving yourself. National Park Service
It seems to be real. The facebook post is quite funny. Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (/2aWP) Yeah the thing is of course you don't push down your slower friends. They're already slower. You push down your faster friends. Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (vMCab) 217
Huh sea otters have the densest fur of all mammals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:46 PM (A5zUN) And frogs have the finest. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (2T5U5) 218
That paper title riff is spot on.
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 08, 2020 10:48 PM (BRkq2) 219
192 This whole penis length issue will never be resolved until there is consensus on whether to measure the top or the bottom.
As for measuring a flaccid penis, why would you bother? Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM (XxJt1) 'Its also amazing that only MEN do this? Lady Parts also have certain... limits. don't ask me how I know, but... It can be a deal breaker for MEN too. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:48 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 10:48 PM (rCwaK) 221
My paper is on Situating Gender in Crisis
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 10:48 PM (J8nVw) 222
Hi, Salty.
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:48 PM (XxJt1) Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:49 PM (A5zUN) 224
My first Med deployment we pulled into Malaga, Spain on the Cote de Sol.
At the beach was my first sighting of Germans on holiday. She was a very large German woman with vast, and saggy, tracks of land. GreenPeace would have protected her if she got in the water. Disappointed. It did get better. Calvi, Corsica still comes to mind. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 10:49 PM (u82oZ) 225
217 Huh sea otters have the densest fur of all mammals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:46 PM (A5zUN) And frogs have the finest. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (2T5U5) Out of all mammals? I'd think either hippos or dolphins would claim that title... Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:49 PM (H3MF8) 226
✨Ladyl!✨
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 10:50 PM (i9MkD) 227
so this really belongs on the movie thread, because of Eyes Wide Shut and Kubrick:
"Stanley told me the world is run by pedophiles," Nicole Kidman said while promoting HBO's Big Little Lies, in Los Angeles. "He studied secret societies his whole life, he was fascinated by them, and he said the elite, the top secret societies, they are full of men with a certain predilection. They are tied together, sort of bonded, by pedophilia."They all know each other's dark secrets. There is no way out for any of them. It's a lifetime bond. Even if one of them wanted to go straight, repent, so to speak, he can't. His peers will bring him down. They are in it until death, driving the world to ruin. That's kind of how Stanley explained it but it was all very complex. I'm probably not doing it justice." Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 10:50 PM (J8nVw) 228
The hell? Is there anybody NOT in the barrel right now?
Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2020 10:50 PM (KfC1e) 229
Lady Parts also have certain... limits.
don't ask me how I know, but... It can be a deal breaker for MEN too. Posted by: Romeo13 Help me find my keys and we can drive out. Posted by: just the punchline at August 08, 2020 10:50 PM (SfYbS) 230
It seems to be real. The facebook post is quite funny.
Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (/2aWP) Yeah the thing is of course you don't push down your slower friends. They're already slower. You push down your faster friends. Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (vMCab) You'd push down your FRIENDS? You and I have a different view, of Friend. Now, someone I don't know? OK... but I have very few friends.... And how do I define friend? Someone I would bury a body for. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:50 PM (NgKpN) 231
So the average erect penis is about an inch shorter than what most men think it is
So stand closer to the toilet Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM This is how it starts, gentlemen. Next thing you know, they want you to put the seat down. Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2020 10:50 PM (DMUuz) 232
My great great grands will be paying for that.
*** Actually, I presume not. At this point default is inevitable. Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:50 PM (qlFIA) 233
The sea otters food is puppy formula mixed with clams. For some reason that is hilarious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:51 PM (A5zUN) Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 10:51 PM (oAY8z) 235
Hey, Insom. Quiet Saturday night?
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (XxJt1) Yep. Too quiet. Posted by: Insomniac INSOM IS INSIDE THE WIRE!!! Posted by: Pfc. Miklos at August 08, 2020 10:51 PM (QzkSJ) 236
It is another Saturday night, and I ain't got nobody.
*shrugs* Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:51 PM (NWiLs) 237
That was weird. I thought I saw the entire chess thread pasted in here as a comment.
Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2020 10:51 PM (KfC1e) 238
Are we getting another stimulus check? My great great grands will be paying for that.
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (Y0bLv) no stimulus check Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 10:51 PM (J8nVw) 239
Someone earlier mentioned shrinkage as one ages. If that's true for both sexes everything ought work out nicely.
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:52 PM (XxJt1) 240
192 This whole penis length issue will never be resolved until there is consensus on whether to measure the top or the bottom.
As for measuring a flaccid penis, why would you bother? Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM (XxJt1) If you must measure, it has to be from the top. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:52 PM (H3MF8) 241
The Spokane station said that three eastern OR counties have qualified to split off and join ID.
Actually, the Greater Idaho plan is to have Idaho absorb much of eastern Washington, and all of eastern and southern Oregon. Yeah, it's not going anywhere. Portland Antifa is targeting the police union offices again tonight. Its amazing - all this mayhem in Portland is being caused by just a couple of hundred people. Without the support of the local prosecutor and elected officials, they would have been suppressed a month ago. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 10:52 PM (I2/tG) Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (cKrll) 243
Zettai!!!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (TdMsT) 244
238 Are we getting another stimulus check? My great great grands will be paying for that.
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (Y0bLv) no stimulus check Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 10:51 PM (J8nVw) Nope, gonna kill Social Security and Medicare instead. Which you kids will also pay for. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (oAY8z) 246
The sea otters food is puppy formula mixed with clams. For some reason that is hilarious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:51 PM (A5zUN) Uh-oh. Gwynnie Paltrow will be steaming her clam with puppy chow, now. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (2T5U5) 247
You'd push down your FRIENDS?
You and I have a different view, of Friend. As they say in the post, "if you feel your friendship has run its course". Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (KfC1e) 248
231 So the average erect penis is about an inch shorter than what most men think it is
So stand closer to the toilet Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM Women do not fully appreciate the complexity level of taking a whizz with morning wood. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs) 249
Wow: Reinterpreting Bodies as Performance
Posted by: Flyover at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (Rbu5d) 250
192 This whole penis length issue will never be resolved until there is consensus on whether to measure the top or the bottom.
That ole' Length vs Volume issue. Posted by: J. Strom Thurmond at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (QzkSJ) 251
I would do extremely rude things to Sam Panda. She might enjoy them. But, I doubt any of them would be new and different for her... Me: Ecstasy Her: Tuesday Posted by: Biggus Dickus at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (w3OLr) 252
God Damn the CDC.
Their fear-mongering is destroying the nation. ************ Unlike Gov. Polis in Colorado who takes a calm measured approach, describing the pandemic thusly: "It's like a boulder sitting on top of a hill: One wrong move and we can go into a rockslide." Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (Fc5rx) 253
239 Someone earlier mentioned shrinkage as one ages. If that's true for both sexes everything ought work out nicely.
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:52 PM (XxJt1) Apparently you have not been exposed to the thing called... Menopause. Trust me, sometimes it don't work out. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (NgKpN) 254
245 I start from behind my asshole
I'm pretty big actually Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (oAY8z) Might as well start between your shoulder blades. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (A5zUN) 255
If you must measure, it has to be from the top. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:52 PM (H3MF ![]() I think there are a lot of men who do not understand this rule. Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (XxJt1) 256
Its amazing - all this mayhem in Portland is being caused by just a couple of hundred people. Without the support of the local prosecutor and elected officials, they would have been suppressed a month ago.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 10:52 PM (I2/tG) Oregon really, really needs a Pinochet. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (2T5U5) 257
A 13-year-old boy who crashed into five people Tuesday night while driving on his grandmother's lap said his grandmother was giving him driving lessons at the time.
This story is... was he a midget? What car is large enough to accommodate a 13yo male sitting on a grown woman's lap behind the steering wheel? There are other things too but modernity has ruined that. Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (m+yM6) 258
Without the support of the local prosecutor and elected officials, they would have been suppressed a month ago.
Posted by: The ARC of History! I can't wait for the day when they are legit suppressed. *helicopter rotors in the distance* Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (SfYbS) 259
Regarding peckers, it's not the size of the man in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the man.
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (Y0bLv) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 10:55 PM (eTZoJ) 261
Every once in a while I meet middle school boys objectifying a female student. If they are too vulgar, I stop.
What is the most important part of a woman with regards to sexual activity? Lots of chagrin on their faces. Usually no answer, but finally a pleading motion with a hand for an answer. "Her brain! So use yours, too. " Been a while since I said this. Probably get fired. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 10:55 PM (u82oZ) 262
@227...a non zero chance Kubrick was planting that in Kidman's mind because he wanted her character in the movie to believe that. Kubrick wasn't a big fan of acting per se. He tried all kinds of ways to get scene appropriate genuine emotions out of his actors. Not all of the ways were honest, or emotionally healthy.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 10:55 PM (ja/kn) Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:55 PM (XxJt1) 264
"It's like a boulder sitting on top of a hill: One wrong move and we can go into a rockslide."
******* Jared "Wiley Coyote" Polis Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (Fc5rx) 265
Erect sigma is actually 0.65", and the mean was 5.17". So that means that 68% of boners are between 4.52" and 5.82" Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (rCwaK) 266
Women do not fully appreciate the complexity level of taking a whizz with morning wood.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs) It is not a precision firearm, ladies. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (A5zUN) Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (u82oZ) 268
Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics
https://tinyurl.com/y3bgnro8 https://tinyurl.com/y4gb6dty https://tinyurl.com/yyg8fhnw https://tinyurl.com/y5vde22d https://tinyurl.com/y5p69nwc Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (qAR6u) 269
If you must measure, it has to be from the top.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:52 PM (H3MF[)I] I think there are a lot of men who do not understand this rule. Posted by: creeper I use the displacement method myself. Posted by: J. Strom Miklos at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (QzkSJ) 270
Lady Parts also have certain... limits
___ I was reading an argument the other day that since men of different racial groups have differing size organs....do women as well? It certainly would be odd if say the women of Japan and Jamaican are the same size considering the differences in their men wouldn't it? Apparently this is banned science however. Because this time line sucks. Posted by: Obligatory at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (qlFIA) 271
I'm okay with Greater Idaho. They seem a lot more rational there/ For now.
The prosecutor in Portland has already said he's dropping all charges against the antifa scum. The Feds arrested, charges and because there's no bail in the federal system, released pending trial. The other option was to stick them in a cell and let them stew until trial. I hope you are not in the middle of that crap. It is going to get much worse I'm afraid. Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 08, 2020 10:57 PM (d9Irc) Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:57 PM (SfYbS) Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:57 PM (A5zUN) Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2020 10:57 PM (O+AcM) 275
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 10:50 PM (J8nVw)
Interesting. Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 08, 2020 10:57 PM (BRkq2) 276
Jared "Wiley Coyote" Polis
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (Fc5rx) I like (sarc) how he resorted to rude names and cursing to try to improve compliance. Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (4JM5Y) 277
Erect sigma is actually 0.65", and the mean was 5.17". So that means that 68% of boners are between 4.52" and 5.82"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion Nobody knows the troubles I seen Posted by: Mournful Ficus at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (QzkSJ) 278
Spray & pray
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:57 PM (SfYbS) More, 'fire off a round to get a feel for things'. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (A5zUN) Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (NWiLs) 280
It is not a precision firearm, ladies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Spray & pray Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:57 PM (SfYbS) I thought you could use it to write your name in the snow. Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (Y0bLv) 281
I start from behind my asshole
I'm pretty big actually Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (oAY8z) Might as well start between your shoulder blades. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (A5zUN) Holy Cow! I'm setting records here! Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (oAY8z) 282
And how do I define friend? Someone I would bury a body for.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:50 PM (NgKpN) * * * * *high five* Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (WFcrO) 283
So the average erect penis is about an inch shorter than what most men think it is
******** Oh man, I'm not touching this one. Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 10:59 PM (Fc5rx) 284
Why did nobody inform me that this would be an all-dick related thread?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 10:59 PM (wPVhA) 285
I'm sure my dissertation title has been made:
"Identifying Forms of Oppression in New Media" That has been covered several times a year, surely. Posted by: sassy at August 08, 2020 10:59 PM (tUGnI) 286
Oh man, I'm not touching this one.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 10:59 PM (Fc5rx) That would be illegal. Unless you are Don Lemon. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:00 PM (A5zUN) 287
So the average erect penis is about an inch shorter than what most men think it is
******** Oh man, I'm not touching this one. Posted by: Muldoon *eyes 10 foot pole* Posted by: Miklos with PPE at August 08, 2020 11:00 PM (QzkSJ) 288
Strom Thurmond -- What a player.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:00 PM (u82oZ) 289
278 Spray & pray
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:57 PM (SfYbS) More, 'fire off a round to get a feel for things'. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (A5zUN) Fire for effect! Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:00 PM (NWiLs) 290
They will leave Portland and move over here, which means our Republican Rep is eventually going to lose to the Dem. i think she'll get re-elected this time.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 08, 2020 11:00 PM (YynYJ) 291
Why did nobody inform me that this would be an all-dick related thread?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) Van Patten or Van Dyke? Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (SfYbS) 292
Fire for effect!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:00 PM (NWiLs) SUPPRESSING FIRE! *heard from the bathroom* Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (A5zUN) 293
When you're in jail, a good friend will bail you out, and a best friend will be in the cell with you saying "Damn, that was fun!"
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (Y0bLv) 294
Why did nobody inform me that this would be an all-dick related thread?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) Ya should've known once the bat door got left open.... Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (arJlL) Posted by: Miklos, usually in, if not on time at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ) 296
"Her brain! So use yours, too. "
Been a while since I said this. Probably get fired. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 10:55 PM (u82oZ) Have you ever thought about all the brain dead middle school students you could offend with such a question! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (eTZoJ) 297
284 Why did nobody inform me that this would be an all-dick related thread?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 10:59 PM (wPVhA) Seeing as how we're pretty much all dicks around here... Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (NWiLs) 298
267 Braenyard
Is their no NSA parking lot or a rural farm available? Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (u82oZ) Exactly. Or a father or uncle. Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:02 PM (m+yM6) 299
Why did nobody inform me that this would be an all-dick related thread?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) Darren I or Darren II? Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:02 PM (Y0bLv) 300
The Feds arrested, charges and because there's no bail in the federal system, released pending trial.
But one of the conditions of the people released on Federal charges is that they not come within a couple of miles of the Federal courthouse, pending trial (which includes much of downtown, BTW). For people arrested by Portland cops, they are quickly released, and in many cases rearrested again. There's no bail condition that they stay away from riots. Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 11:02 PM (I2/tG) 301
"He studied secret societies his whole life, he was fascinated by them,
and he said the elite, the top secret societies, they are full of men with a certain predilection. They are tied together, sort of bonded, by pedophilia. *** I don't think this is true really. Pedophilia isn't an issue in all cultures (hello Muhammed!) though I would believe deviance in general is a common attribute in elites. It lets them revel in something the plebes can't. That being said, Eyes Wide Shut is NOT just a movie. There are way to many coincidences. For example, the hall that they filmed in is owned by one of Jeffrey Epstein's recruiters (Clare Hazell), who had events there....presumably while doing her dirty work... Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 11:02 PM (qlFIA) Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:02 PM (TdMsT) 303
293 When you're in jail, a good friend will bail you out, and a best friend will be in the cell with you saying "Damn, that was fun!"
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (Y0bLv) I've had far too little excitement in my life to even test this theory. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:02 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:03 PM (arJlL) 305
I've had far too little excitement in my life to even test this theory.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:02 PM (NWiLs) Me neither. It's all just theory. Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:03 PM (Y0bLv) 306
Baby Otter is now stretched out sleeping on it's tummy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:04 PM (A5zUN) 307
As far as the various dimensions of ladies bits, extensive original research determines that such differences as exist are marginal. This reinforces man's truest wisdom: "When it comes right down to it, they're all the same."
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:04 PM (ja/kn) 308
Kubrick died of a heart attack days after finishing Eyes Wide Shut
Epstein killed himself in prison Posted by: Official Stories at August 08, 2020 11:05 PM (J8nVw) 309
Okay I'm back. Been enjoying some homemade ribs for my birthday.
U2 started off great, and I gotta disagree with what was said earlier... they started off, at least, willing to scare the suburban wine moms. Case in point: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkeDjLZMRRk IMHO they continued to make some pretty good music, and I still consider myself a fan, but do I worship them or think everything they've done is fantastic, or enjoy Bono's preaching? Not at all. They definitely peaked early. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 11:05 PM (L2ZTs) 310
>>>I thought you could use it to write your name in the snow.
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (Y0bLv) Sometimes, the sky is the limit. Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:05 PM (m+yM6) 311
Baby Otter is now stretched out sleeping on it's tummy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD They always fall for that one. Posted by: "Baby" Otter at August 08, 2020 11:05 PM (QzkSJ) 312
Oops.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 11:05 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: four seasons at August 08, 2020 11:05 PM (wCLLY) Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 11:06 PM (SfYbS) 315
I was reading an argument the other day that since men of different racial groups have differing size organs....do women as well? It certainly would be odd if say the women of Japan and Jamaican are the same size considering the differences in their men wouldn't it?
Apparently this is banned science however. Because this time line sucks. Posted by: Obligatory at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (qlFIA) From... oh... practical experience? Yes, it matters. OK, going to 'out' meself a bit here. There is a reason I don't date oriental women, even though I find some of them very attractive. I also no longer date Black Women, although I have in the past. Why? The sex was just not that great. Now, I say this as someone who had LITTERALLY been around the world. Been to every Continent except Australia. Sailed 5 out of 7 Seas, and every ocean. And was only married for a grand total of 3 years, out of 61.... Size does matter... for both partners. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:06 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 11:06 PM (eTZoJ) 317
295 TQM
Tallywhacker Quantitative Management Posted by: Insomniac Now do JIT Posted by: Miklos, usually in, if not on time at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ) Jimmy Increment Totaling Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:06 PM (NWiLs) 318
it's a change of theme for an hq thread, rather than the usual badabonkazongas
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:07 PM (J8nVw) 319
Muldoon - is Polis *really* that ignorant, fundamentally, about viral epidemics?
The exact opposite is the case. There's probably no way to actually sustain an epidemic once it's started to meet its natural limits, which are a function of many things but are always there (hence the Gompertz function and curve). Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2020 11:07 PM (OTzUX) 320
Unlike Gov. Polis in Colorado who takes a calm measured approach, describing the pandemic thusly: "It's like a boulder sitting on top of a hill: One wrong move and we can go into a rockslide." Posted by: Muldoon Just push it on top of the road runner. Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at August 08, 2020 11:07 PM (aKsyK) 321
What the hell is going on here?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (TdMsT) 322
Been a while since I said this. Probably get fired.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 10:55 That is awesome. WTG Posted by: Farmer at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (rfVCG) 323
Commissar Hrothgar
One goal of school is to get middle school boys to think. It has recently been an uphill battle. One time when I was teaching biology to 10th graders I had a male student ask about morning wood. Lots of sniggers. So I answered him. Clinically. He was abashed. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (u82oZ) 324
If any of the rioters the feds arrest get caught by the feds again they'll be sitting in some unpleasant jail somewhere.
Or, maybe in some hospital recovering from resisting arrest. Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (d9Irc) 325
A 3-sigma cock is thus 7.12". So, Penthouse Forum where 8" cocks were claimed all the time was a big liar, of course. A 2 sigma cock is 6.47", and that gets 98% of the population. Well centered about the mean including the low side as well, so, you can say that 99% of dicks are less than 6.5" long. A 7" cock is the on far tails of that distribution. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (rCwaK) Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (arJlL) 327
I've never lived where it snows so my penmanship is poor.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (wPVhA) 328
I watched Eyes Wide Shut. I didn't see anything about children.
Maybe my eyes were....... never mind Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (oAY8z) 329
321 What the hell is going on here?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! boys measuring their toys Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (J8nVw) 330
295 TQM
Tallywhacker Quantitative Management Posted by: Insomniac Now do JIT Posted by: Miklos, usually in, if not on time at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ) Can we call it a Tallywhaker? Posted by: Principal, Angel Beach High at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (NgKpN) 331
321 What the hell is going on here?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (TdMsT) There's absolutely nothing going on over here, unfortunately. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (NWiLs) 332
I just poked a fork into my brisket. It's no longer rubbery, but it's not tender, either. I guess it needs another hour.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (H3MF8) 333
There's absolutely nothing going on over here, unfortunately.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (NWiLs) {{{Insom}}} Same here. Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (TdMsT) 334
I think that was a different Gompertz. Labor, not math.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2020 11:10 PM (OTzUX) 335
There's probably no way to actually sustain an epidemic once it's started to meet its natural limits, which are a function of many things but are always there (hence the Gompertz function and curve).
Posted by: rhomboid You forgot to add the OrangeManBad function into the equation. That allows the Dem governors/Media/Deep State to sustain the epidemic until Nov. 3rd. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 11:10 PM (SfYbS) 336
"Hey Mr Tallyman, tally my banana" is taking on a whole new meaning...
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:10 PM (J8nVw) 337
boys measuring their toys
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (J8nVw) They are obsessed with those things. Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (TdMsT) 338
the penis people have been unleashed
and you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube, evidently Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (oAY8z) Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (eTZoJ) 340
I am watching a livestream with a baby otter.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (A5zUN) 341
321 What the hell is going on here?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! boys measuring their toys Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist Its not a toy; its a tool ! Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (arJlL) 342
@321...seems a disagreement about which proposition is more offensive to women:
1) the great variety of dimensions in women's sexual anatomy limits complementary male partners to those who are, shall we say, a good fit, or the 2) Nah, women are all the same more less. One's as good as another. Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (ja/kn) 343
The penis is evil. The gun is good.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (NWiLs) 344
339 Ladyl
Some threads you should just watch from a distance! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (eTZoJ) I admit it's pretty funny. Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:12 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: Sigmund Freud at August 08, 2020 11:13 PM (SfYbS) 346
They are obsessed with those things.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (TdMsT) --------- They insist on themselves. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 11:13 PM (wPVhA) 347
339 Ladyl
Some threads you should just watch from a distance! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (eTZoJ) That distance is about an inch shorter than you think it is. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:13 PM (NWiLs) 348
Otter is awake.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:13 PM (A5zUN) 349
Back to sleep.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:13 PM (A5zUN) 350
Fellas--it's not the size of the army--its the fury of the attack.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT) 351
I admit it's pretty funny.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! Well, it is a MisHum ONT, so ... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 11:14 PM (eTZoJ) 352
344 339 Ladyl
Some threads you should just watch from a distance! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (eTZoJ) I admit it's pretty funny. Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:12 PM (TdMsT) we are here, to amuse. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:14 PM (NgKpN) 353
332 I just poked a fork into my brisket. It's no longer rubbery, but it's not tender, either. I guess it needs another hour.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (H3MF ![]() Wanted to purchase one, now I'm not so sure. Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:14 PM (m+yM6) 354
We went to a memorial service today. The grandsons put on quite a show. It was unseemly.
They made a big production of how much they missed her, crying up front when making their remarks, but I don't remember them ever coming to see the woman while she was alive. Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:14 PM (Y0bLv) Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 11:14 PM (oAY8z) 356
I just poked a fork into my brisket. It's no longer rubbery, but it's not tender, either. I guess it needs another hour.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (H3MF This too is the story of foreplay. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:14 PM (A5zUN) 357
350 Fellas--it's not the size of the army--its the fury of the attack.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT) So, both, is not better? Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:14 PM (NgKpN) 358
That distance is about an inch shorter than you think it is. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:13 PM (NWiLs) I can't stop laughing. Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:15 PM (TdMsT) 359
Get there with the most men!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:15 PM (A5zUN) Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2020 11:15 PM (vIxqx) 361
I just poked a fork into my brisket. It's no longer rubbery, but it's not tender, either. I guess it needs another hour.
The original title of Love Me Tender was Love Me Rubbery. Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:15 PM (arJlL) 362
342 according to the kama sutra, male and female can be small, medium, or large
same category or small- medium or medium- large pairings are ok, but small-large pairings will just lead to pain and/or disappointment Posted by: book thread eve preview at August 08, 2020 11:16 PM (J8nVw) 363
@350...amen, sister
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:16 PM (ja/kn) 364
356 I just poked a fork into my brisket. It's no longer rubbery, but it's not tender, either. I guess it needs another hour.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (H3MF This too is the story of foreplay. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:14 PM (A5zUN) Italian foreplay. Hey, Wakea up! Jewish foreplay, 3 hours of beggin? Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:16 PM (NgKpN) 365
Watching the livechat for this cam, I am realizing there are a lot of women (and maybe some dudes) who need to have kids.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:17 PM (A5zUN) 366
Tonight's Show:
Act 1 Plucky Comic Relief --- In a Codpiece! Act II Plucky Comic Relief. -- In a wiene-bender Speedo Act III - Plucky Comic Relief. -- Comes up an inch short. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:17 PM (u82oZ) 367
From the perspective of a woman's capacity to birth a child common penis sizes seem insignificant.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:17 PM (m+yM6) 368
Guys can always claim they're bid ducks and be correct. No need to measure how big.
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:17 PM (HZv/d) 369
There's probably no way to actually sustain an epidemic once it's started to meet its natural limits, which are a function of many things but are always there (hence the Gompertz function and curve).
Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2020 11:07 PM (OTzUX) The Left is trying their darnedest to sustain it as long as possible. Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 11:18 PM (4JM5Y) 370
Brian Kilmeade, repeating:
"Wear the mask." " Make your kids wear the mask" " Just wear the mask..." WHO THE FUCK are these people? Where the hell am I? Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 11:18 PM (luzVb) 371
strange that Ghislaine still breathes air
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:18 PM (J8nVw) 372
367 From the perspective of a woman's capacity to birth a child common penis sizes seem insignificant.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:17 PM (m+yM6) Unless you are hung like a watermelon. Hard to find pants, I would imagine. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:18 PM (A5zUN) 373
From the top is the true accurate measure. That's how far you'll actually be able to penetrate.
Keep in mind, too, that some women prefer a smaller pee-pee. They might have problems with being penetrated too deeply, you know? Measure from the top, and if she thinks it sounds too small, you can always whip it out and show it to her. Maybe her exes measured it from the side or something, so she might not really know better. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 11:18 PM (H3MF8) 374
368 Guys can always claim they're bid ducks and be correct. No need to measure how big.
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:17 PM (HZv/d) If I'm going to bid on a duck, I want to know its size. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:19 PM (NWiLs) 375
{{{Salty Dog}}}!!!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:19 PM (TdMsT) 376
is Polis *really* that ignorant, fundamentally, about viral epidemics?
Posted by: rhomboid ******* Short answer: Yes, yes he is. Longer answer: I think Polis very early on bought into the notion of models as "science", and has been fed a constant barrage of epidemiologic models that 1) are cartoonish in their presumptions and 2) feed his ego with the idea that his policy positions and executive orders are actually driving the course of the epidemic in Colorado. Exhibit #1: From early April, : Gov. Jared Polis and other state officials have been relying on a model built by researchers at the University of Colorado Anschutz Medical Campus https://tinyurl.com/v28hnhs Exhibit #2: From last month, Colorado School of Public Health modeling app, which allows the public to play out various scenarios of mask compliance, distancing and a couple of other variables. Move one of the slide bars a few percentage points and watch the cartoonish change in the epidemic curve. https://tinyurl.com/y28ududg Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 11:19 PM (Fc5rx) 377
Guys can always claim they're bid ducks and be correct. No need to measure how big.
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:17 PM (HZv/d) --------- That's just an old canard. HI WILLOW! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 11:19 PM (wPVhA) 378
We need NASA Sutra research. That could boost space exploration, get more females interested in STEM, and increase the number of recruits for Space Force.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:20 PM (u82oZ) 379
Someone on our Nextdoor app living just on the outskirts of town posted some photos of some feral pigs that had come in and annihilated their yard, were asking what could be done.
So I posted a link to that Pigman video, where he gets 40 pigs in 200 seconds from his helicopter. At least some people liked it, others helpfully pointed out that you probably couldn't use an AK-47 inside city limits. Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2020 11:21 PM (V2Yro) 380
I'll go twenty on the mallard
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 11:21 PM (oAY8z) 381
Some little women can be very big and some big women can be very little.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:21 PM (m+yM6) 382
Braenyard. That happens because of pregnancy hormones tissues softening etc And always feels without drugs that youre dying right before the babes born
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:21 PM (HZv/d) Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:21 PM (u82oZ) 384
375 {{{Salty Dog}}}!!!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:19 PM (TdMsT) Damn, I never get hugs around here.... /pouts Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:21 PM (NgKpN) 385
Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
Posted by: Freddy Mercury, in duck form at August 08, 2020 11:21 PM (SfYbS) 386
"If I'm going to bid on a duck, I want to know it's size."
Careful there. It might be a witch. You'll have to burn her. Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:22 PM (ja/kn) 387
...Jewish foreplay, 3 hours of beggin?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:16 PM Irish foreplay: "Brrrace yourself, Brrridget!" Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 11:22 PM (i9MkD) 388
378 We need NASA Sutra research. That could boost space exploration, get more females interested in STEM, and increase the number of recruits for Space Force.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:20 PM (u82oZ) Come on! Come on! Come on! Let's go space fuckin'! Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:22 PM (NWiLs) 389
Cicero. Good evening!
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:22 PM (HZv/d) 390
383 Time to see how cold the pool is.
Have a great night everyone. May you have fireworks tonight. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:21 PM (u82oZ) Not too cold, I hope! You know about shrinkage, right? Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 11:23 PM (H3MF8) 391
@381...ah yes, but there is The Great Equalizer, not very far away.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:23 PM (ja/kn) 392
378 Paper: Effects of Zero Gravity on Erectile Expansion by Volume
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:23 PM (J8nVw) 393
Came back for that hug.
{{{LadyL}}} Have LadyL shout in your ear for a hug. [Just one of the stories from the last MoMeet.] Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:23 PM (u82oZ) 394
Yeah the fun phone always plays with my text. Fun was fkn. see...
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:24 PM (HZv/d) Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:24 PM (A5zUN) 396
Greg Gutwhatevah needs some new friends
the shtick is gettin so old Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2020 10:57 I liked Redeye when it started. He's done good on the Five. But his show is getting lame and he should ditch Tyrus and Kat. They are now boring. Posted by: Farmer at August 08, 2020 11:24 PM (rfVCG) Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2020 11:24 PM (Rvt88) 398
380 I'll go twenty on the mallard
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 Twenty I hear twenty we got twenty do I hear twenty five twenty five do I hear twenty five? Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:24 PM (NWiLs) 399
387 ...Jewish foreplay, 3 hours of beggin?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:16 PM Irish foreplay: "Brrrace yourself, Brrridget!" Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 11:22 PM (i9MkD) Got to admit, my Favorite Ren Faire costume Me Kilt and Bastard Sword. By far the most fun. Because it is inevitable that someone walks up and asks me what I have underneath me Kilt. and the answer is either... 'me boots'. Or, if they are an asshat? 'You're wife's lipstick'. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:25 PM (NgKpN) 400
Firefox just went bonkers on ace.me.nu and this paticular thread and I finally just shut it down and go to another browser?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:25 PM (eTZoJ) 401
Dogs fed. The rescue girl, Musya, who's the tiniest Borzoi in Christendom, can really pack in down. She's starting to get a little fat. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2020 11:25 PM (mht8P) 402
Just abiding by vmom's admonition to bring back boobs:
-------- Did boobs ever leave? I didn't notice. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 11:25 PM (wPVhA) Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 08, 2020 11:25 PM (+ldAm) 404
NASA actually did have a couple of astronauts have sex in space.
They wouldn't say who did it, but I remember researching it at one point and figuring out who the astronauts were - basically I looked at who wasn't married on flights with female astronauts. I imagine all the electrodes and video cameras probably took a lot of the fun out of it... Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 11:26 PM (qlFIA) 405
393 was for Romeo13.
Prothonotary Warbler Yes. I know about cold pools and measurements. Alas. GTG. Seems like an quite interesting thread, but duty calls. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:26 PM (u82oZ) 406
Performing Narratives as Performance.
That sounds more like Theater, so "Arts" and not "Humanities". Oh well, they'll never catch on. Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2020 11:26 PM (P1f+c) 407
Speaking of Next Door... Today I learned of a conservative version of Next Door that's available in Colorado. It's called Caucus Room.
Here's a link... https://www.caucusroom.com/ Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 11:26 PM (H3MF8) 408
My given name didn't give a good conference paper title, so I used MW.
Performing Agency in New Media. Right. IOW, webworks! (!couple new ones in nic link!) ___ That other thing. Six feet is a not great but good average height, and six inches is a norm, m/l. I was as a young adult a bit over 5'11¾" - I'd say, you do the conversion math, but, it's the ONT. I may have lost a ¼" - by the end of the day these days... in height! ___ Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space. G'night.
Posted by: mindful webworker 409
Some little women can be very big and some big women can be very little.
Posted by: Braenyard I wish I could remember this poem my grandpa told me about Ol' Suzy that passed around told by the guys in his day, but the only stanza I can remember goes: Rich girls use tampons Poor girls use rags But Ol' Suzy's got a big one She uses burlap bags Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 11:26 PM (SfYbS) Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT) 411
392 378 Paper: Effects of Zero Gravity on Erectile Expansion by Volume
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:23 PM (J8nVw) That's until zero gravity muscle degradation begins. Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (m+yM6) 412
I thought you could use it to write your name in the snow.
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (Y0bLv) The good news is, we found the perpetrator. The bad news is, it's in (fill in the blank)'s handwriting. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (jK8Z7) 413
Anyone have any thought on when the pandemic will be officially over?
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (HZv/d) 414
NASA actually did have a couple of astronauts have sex in space.
"Penis size: 2 inches and shrinking, Houston." Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (luzVb) Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (arJlL) 416
413 Anyone have any thought on when the pandemic will be officially over?
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (HZv/d) My money's on November 4th Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:28 PM (Y0bLv) 417
Move one of the slide bars a few percentage points and watch the cartoonish change in the epidemic curve.
https://tinyurl.com/y28ududg Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 11:19 PM (Fc5rx) I played around with that. If we have 100% compliance on everything, the virus will continue in its current track. If we don't comply, we're all gonna die!!!!!! I didn't see anything that acknowledged the role of herd immunity in the spread. Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 11:28 PM (4JM5Y) Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:28 PM (HZv/d) 419
@413...November 4, 2020. Or TBD.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:28 PM (ja/kn) 420
413 Anyone have any thought on when the pandemic will be officially over?
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (HZv/d) In reality, it's already over. As a tool of governmental overreach and inciting terror among the populace, they're going to ride this horse as long as they possibly can. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:28 PM (NWiLs) 421
Anyone have any thought on when the pandemic will be officially over?
Posted by: willow Nov. 5th ? Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:28 PM (arJlL) 422
Anyone have any thought on when the pandemic will be officially over? Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (HZv/d) __________ When no one dies of anything. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (mht8P) 423
They wouldn't say who did it, but I remember researching it at one point and figuring out who the astronauts were - basically I looked at who wasn't married on flights with female astronauts. == was it the female astronaut who went crazy bunny boiler on someone 's wife, draiving cross country in an adult diaper? Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (J8nVw) Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (luzVb) 426
414 NASA actually did have a couple of astronauts have sex in space.
"Penis size: 2 inches and shrinking, Houston." Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (luzVb) *beep* You are GO for foreplay. *beep* Roger that. *beep* You are cleared for orbital insertion. *beep* You dick! Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (A5zUN) 427
ALH. I'm ready to hunt down the virus and strangle it myself
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (HZv/d) 428
We need NASA Sutra research. That could boost space exploration, get more females interested in STEM, and increase the number of recruits for Space Force.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:20 PM (u82oZ) There goes NaCly flaunting his #SciencePrivilege, but it would indeed be a worthy NASA mission for a change. Wonder what Elon could do with a grant for this study? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (eTZoJ) 429
Man, it has gotten chilly out. Only 47 degrees right now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 11:30 PM (VRJug) 430
was it the female astronaut who went crazy bunny boiler on someone 's wife, draiving cross country in an adult diaper?
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (J8nVw) Didn't she murder her husband or boyfriend? Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:30 PM (TdMsT) 431
Dear {{{JT}}}
Dahlin! Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! Ahhhhh.... now I can sleep; 'Night, Ladyl ! Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:30 PM (arJlL) 432
We need NASA Sutra research. That could boost space exploration, get more females interested in STEM, and increase the number of recruits for Space Force.
Posted by: NaCly Dog Two people spinning around banging into cabinets screaming about who didn't clean the hallway. Couldn't they just study Minnesota? Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2020 11:30 PM (vIxqx) 433
I am sure there an unofficial protocols on whacking off in zero-g. You don't want stuff floating around. And guys doing 6 month stints on the ISS probably need to let off some steam. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 11:30 PM (rCwaK) 434
410 Dearest {{{Romeo}}}!!!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT) /blushes But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and LadyL is the sun. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief, That thou her maid art far more fair than she: Be not her maid, since she is envious; Her vestal livery is but sick and green And none but fools do wear it; cast it off. It is my lady, O, it is my love O, that she knew she were! She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that? Her eye discourses; I will answer it. I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks: Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven, Having some business, do entreat her eyes To twinkle in their spheres till they return. What if her eyes were there, they in her head? The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars, As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven Would through the airy region stream so bright That birds would sing and think it were not night. See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O, that I were a glove upon that hand, That I might touch that cheek! JULIET Ay me! ROMEO She speaks: O, speak again, bright angel! for thou art As glorious to this night, being o'er my head Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:30 PM (NgKpN) 435
was it the female astronaut who went crazy bunny boiler on someone 's wife, draiving cross country in an adult diaper?
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (J8nVw) --------- I googled "diaper astronaut" and found Lisa Novak. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 11:31 PM (wPVhA) 436
426 414 NASA actually did have a couple of astronauts have sex in space.
"Penis size: 2 inches and shrinking, Houston." Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (luzVb) *beep* You are GO for foreplay. *beep* Roger that. *beep* You are cleared for orbital insertion. *beep* You dick! Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (A5zUN) *beep* The eyes of all Americans are on you right now. Godspeed. *beep* Goddammit Mission Control! Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs) 437
*beep* You are GO for foreplay.
*beep* Roger that. *beep* You are cleared for orbital insertion. *beep* You dick! Posted by: Aetius451AD --- A few days after OrbInsert was completed: *beep* CAPCOM: You are go for Post Orbital Burn. *beep* Post Orbital Burn affirmative. Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2020 11:31 PM (Rvt88) 438
There was a plague in Rome that lasted from 165 till 180 AD.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:31 PM (m+yM6) 439
413 Anyone have any thought on when the pandemic will be officially over?
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (HZv/d) I would refer you to Michelle Obama, when she said, "Barack will never allow you to return to life as normal." Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 11:31 PM (H3MF8) 440
"Find Tori Black, HAL"
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:31 PM (ja/kn) 441
427 ALH. I'm ready to hunt down the virus and strangle it myself
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (HZv/d) I'm tired of wearing a mask and all the accompanying idiocy. Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:32 PM (Y0bLv) 442
was it the female astronaut who went crazy bunny boiler on someone 's wife, draiving cross country in an adult diaper? *** Ha no - but I remember her. IIRC our Sex-o-naught was a pretty, in shape late 30 something blonde. Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 11:32 PM (qlFIA) 443
"Diaper Astronaut." That would look great on a tombstone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 11:32 PM (wPVhA) 444
I am sure there an unofficial protocols on whacking off in zero-g. You don't want stuff floating around. And guys doing 6 month stints on the ISS probably need to let off some steam.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 11:30 PM (rCwaK) That's what all the hydroponic ficus experiments are for. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:32 PM (NWiLs) 445
Reinterpreting Agency in Crisis. HUH?
Posted by: empire 1 at August 08, 2020 11:32 PM (ZfWeT) 446
I played around with that. If we have 100% compliance on everything, the virus will continue in its current track. If we don't comply, we're all gonna die!!!!!!
Posted by: Emmie ********* Yup. That's why I call it cartoonish. The assumptions are so laughably simplistic and ignore all sorts of factors such as expanding herd immunity, warmer weather, etc. etc. etc. And yet Polis announced this website by saying something to the effect of "now you can see the science that we see and make decisions based on." Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 11:32 PM (Fc5rx) Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 08, 2020 11:33 PM (wjzHM) 448
There was a plague in Rome that lasted from 165 till 180 AD.
Posted by: Braenyard That's only 2 weeks in dog years. Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:33 PM (arJlL) 449
I googled "diaper astronaut" and found Lisa Novak.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 11:31 PM (wPVhA Yep. Bunny boiler. Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:33 PM (TdMsT) 450
Insomn yeah. It seems not to be for maby as expected. Can't be all bad with all the freedom to riot
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:33 PM (HZv/d) 451
I didn't see anything that acknowledged the role of herd immunity in the spread.
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 11:28 PM (4JM5Y) Are they still using the UK model based upon a relatively small island nation and the NHS? They've only had thirty plus years of salaries and time to develop a model for the US specifically as well as create a data methodology that made sense. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:33 PM (eTZoJ) 452
After the infamous floating turd incident on Apollo 10, I'm sure they don't chances with anything. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 11:34 PM (rCwaK) 453
one of my worst moves was my ex finding lipstick on the zipper flap of my slacks
explanation impossible Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2020 11:34 PM (O+AcM) 454
440 "Find Tori Black, HAL"
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:31 PM (ja/kn) I followed that link, she's white. That's racial appropriation. Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:34 PM (m+yM6) 455
Huh.
Learn something new every day. I always figured he got into Rock n Roll in part out of rebellion for his folks naming him "The Edge". Whattaya know. Posted by: Sharkman at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (1YlHz) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (mht8P) 457
Anyone have any thought on when the pandemic will be officially over?
*** If the Dems sweep all three houses? They'll announce it is over in blue state areas and double down in red state areas. Easier to send people to camps when you claim it is quarantine! If the Reps sweep all three houses I presume Trump will push everyone to open up and while the FNM will try to keep the virus crap going it will just peter out... Mixed government? The dems will try to lock down everything everywhere as they believe the more pain the better. Either way nothing will change between now and Nov...so I hope you enjoyed flattening the curve for two week, plus, err 9 months. Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (qlFIA) 458
450 Insomn yeah. It seems not to be for maby as expected. Can't be all bad with all the freedom to riot
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:33 PM (HZv/d) Domestic terrorism is a protected activity don'tcha know. Going to church, eh, not so much. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (NWiLs) 459
ALH. I'm sick of mayors getting their thrills threatening our countrymen
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (HZv/d) 460
370 Brian Kilmeade, repeating:
"Wear the mask." " Make your kids wear the mask" " Just wear the mask..." WHO THE FUCK are these people? Where the hell am I? Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 11:18 PM (luzVb) Kilmeade has always been shit. He was my reference to the people at Fox News having a warehouse full of kleenex and jergens for when Jeb won the nomination. The orgasmic delight he had talking about Jeb was disturbing. Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (vMCab) 461
"There was a plague in Rome that lasted from 165 till 180 AD."
Oh yes, plagues used to last decades. The very word "quarantine" means 2 weeks before we let you dock at our harbor. Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 08, 2020 11:36 PM (w7KSn) 462
Insom.they seem to be enjoying the suffering of others.
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:36 PM (HZv/d) Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:37 PM (ja/kn) 464
Thank you to Y's Dice for posting that link to Adm. Stockdale's writing on Stoicism and bow that gave him strength to survive Hanoi Hilton. Great read and I've picked up more from him to peruse. A true hero.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 08, 2020 11:37 PM (1YlHz) 465
462 Insom.they seem to be enjoying the suffering of others.
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:36 PM (HZv/d) Yes. They're evil and all need to swing. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:37 PM (NWiLs) 466
435 yeah
Lisa Nowak she was married but having an affair with fellow astronaut William Oefelein he started dating someone else she went cuckoo and tried to kidnap (with intent to murder?) the new girl Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:38 PM (J8nVw) 467
What a weird scientific endeavor: measuring dicks.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2020 11:38 PM (H5knJ) 468
459 ALH. I'm sick of mayors getting their thrills threatening our countrymen
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (HZv/d) Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:38 PM (Y0bLv) 469
In the ancient world plagues would rip through cities and kill a third of the population.
Compare that to the Wuhan flu that is perhaps 2X as dangerous as the seasonal flu (and mostly to those with health issues). Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 11:38 PM (qlFIA) 470
Redacted hmm.i see why it's an x
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:38 PM (HZv/d) 471
There was a plague in Rome that lasted from 165 till 180 AD.
Posted by: Braenyard That's only 2 weeks in dog years. Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:33 PM (arJlL) But there was no Imperially mandated social distancing or masks, so science wins again! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:39 PM (eTZoJ) 472
467 What a weird scientific endeavor: measuring dicks.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2020 11:38 PM (H5knJ) James Comey's like 6'8" isn't he? Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:39 PM (NWiLs) 473
Then there was the lesbo astronaut who was cyberstalking her ex from the ISS. She did some identity theft thing from the internet connection on the space station. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 11:39 PM (rCwaK) 474
Does Kilmeade set off your gaydar?
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:39 PM (Y0bLv) 475
Me Kilt and Bastard Sword. By far the most fun.
Because it is inevitable that someone walks up and asks me what I have underneath me Kilt. and the answer is either... 'me boots'. Or, if they are an asshat? 'You're wife's lipstick'. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:25 PM (NgKpN) The Sergeant Major of the Black Watch had a few dozen too many one night. Walking home to the barracks, he passed out by the footpath. Mary and Margaret were coming down the path the next morning. Mary asked Margaret, "I wonder what's under his kilt?" Margaret lifted it up and they saw. Mary said, "What should we do?" Margaret said, "I know, take the ribbon off your hair and tie it around it to let him know not to pass out in public." So Mary took the blue ribbon out of her hair and tied it around the Sergeant Major's member. Later that morning, the Sergeant Major woke up, and of course, the first thing he had to do was relieve himself. He looked down and saw the blue ribbon. He said, "Laddie, I donna know where ye been or what ye done, but ye took first prize!" Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 08, 2020 11:39 PM (jK8Z7) 476
"It's like a boulder sitting on top of a hill: One wrong move and we can go into a rockslide."
heh https://www.rockslide.org/music Posted by: Miklos, Rocker of a Certain Age at August 08, 2020 11:39 PM (QzkSJ) 477
What a weird scientific endeavor: measuring dicks.
*********** STEM organic metrics Not really Scientific. Possibly Technology In certain circumstances Engineering At the root of it all, simple Math. Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 11:40 PM (Fc5rx) 478
Yes. They're evil and all need to swing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo Don't mean a thing if it aint got that swing. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Lord High Executioner at August 08, 2020 11:40 PM (SfYbS) 479
468 459 ALH. I'm sick of mayors getting their thrills threatening our countrymen
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (HZv/d) Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:38 PM (Y0bLv) Scariest part for me is that we really haven't seen absolute power on display yet! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:41 PM (eTZoJ) 480
...Jewish foreplay, 3 hours of beggin?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:16 PM Irish foreplay: "Brrrace yourself, Brrridget!" Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 11:22 PM (i9MkD) * * * * Cowboy foreplay: "Get in the truck, bitch!" Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 08, 2020 11:41 PM (WFcrO) 481
Then there was the lesbo astronaut who was cyberstalking her ex from the ISS. She did some identity theft thing from the internet connection on the space station.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 11:39 Anne McClain... Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 11:41 PM (i9MkD) Posted by: Dieter Comey's Sprokets at August 08, 2020 11:41 PM (QzkSJ) 483
18. I'm a loner naturally so I'm not having as bad a time as many. But it's all crazytown, Free to riot. Others locked down and fined
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:42 PM (HZv/d) 484
So the average erect penis is about an inch shorter than what most men think it is
******** Oh man, I'm not touching this one. Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 10:59 ISWYDT, LOL Posted by: Farmer at August 08, 2020 11:43 PM (rfVCG) 485
"Dwayne Hoover, incidentally, had an unusually large penis, and didn't even know it. The few women he had had anything to do with weren't sufficiently experienced to know whether he was average or not. The world average was five and seven-eighths inches long, and one and
one-half inches in diameter when engorged with blood. Dwayne's was seven inches long and two and one-eighth inches in diameter when engorged with blood. Dwayne's son Bunny had a penis that was exactly average. Kilgore Trout had a penis seven inches long, but only one and one-quarter inches in diameter... Harry LeSabre, Dwayne's sales manager, had a penis five inches long and two and one-eighth inches in diameter. Cyprian Ukwende, the black physician from Nigeria, had a penis six and seven-eighths inches long and one and three-quarters inches in diameter. Don Breedlove, the gas-conversion unit installer who raped Patty Keene, had a penis five and seven-eighths inches long and one and seven-eighths inches in diameter. Patty Keene had thirty-four-inch hips, a twenty-six-inch waist, and a thirty-four-inch bosom. Kurt Vonnegut - Breakfast of Champions Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 11:43 PM (luzVb) 486
Irish foreplay: "Brrrace yourself, Brrridget!"
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 11:22 PM (i9MkD) * * * * Cowboy foreplay: "Get in the truck, bitch!" Posted by: Legally Sufficient Cajun foreplay: Eh Clotilde y'awake? Posted by: Le Mikleuse at August 08, 2020 11:43 PM (QzkSJ) 487
IIRC our Sex-o-naught was a pretty, in shape late 30 something blonde. Lisa Nowak. Not all that. Posted by: JEM at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (8erNz) 488
James Comey's like 6'8" isn't he?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:39 PM (NWiLs) And Jerrold Nadler is 4 foot 5. High or wide, all the same. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (VRJug) 489
Brother. Perhaps not but we've seen the indecency of allowing riots advocating for threatening others life and property.
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (HZv/d) 490
So the average erect penis is about an inch shorter than what most men think it is __________ It's the rulers that are inaccurate. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (mht8P) 491
Short Australian documentary from 1999 about corruption during construction of the Three Gorges Dam. Synopsis: It's as bad as you suspected. Good luck to everyone downstream. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xJn35MTKCNY+%5BOpen%5D Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (t5m5e) 492
Domestic terrorism is a protected activity don'tcha know. Going to church, eh, not so much.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (NWiLs) As a lawyer, you should be fully aware of the critical nature of emanations and penumbras of the shadows cast by the mists that surround the Constitution. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (eTZoJ) 493
Anne McClain...
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 11:41 PM (i9MkD) I remember that and looked her up apparently she was cleared of all charges and her ex was charged with making false statements which I didn't know Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (J8nVw) 494
Frk phone .that was to hrogathar
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (HZv/d) 495
470 Redacted hmm.i see why it's an x
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:38 PM (HZv/d) otherwise, I'm an A+ Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2020 11:45 PM (O+AcM) 496
Ha redacted.
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:46 PM (HZv/d) 497
And Jerrold Nadler is 4 foot 5. High or wide, all the same.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon Low slung and wide between the wheels. Posted by: Miklos only heard this about girls before at August 08, 2020 11:46 PM (QzkSJ) 498
I dated a petite little girl who ran marathons. There was a definite echo. you could park a bus in there. she was like 4%body fat. I think that had something to do with it.
Posted by: DBCooper at August 08, 2020 11:46 PM (y1Mvi) 499
Well, I'll tell you what. That 13 year old that ran over five pedestrians. "He ain't no ways a 'Roads Scholar."
Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2020 11:47 PM (16bkL) 500
The plague, some will die many will live.
This one they young and healthy will live and the old will suffer most. November 4, things will change in this country for the better. If the truth, and I believe it is, is that HCQ is a prophylactic old and sick people can take it and the rest of the US can go back to normal. If it's not a prophylactic a protocol of living for old and vulnerable people should be established and the rest of the US go back to normal. Either way we are all going to die. And we are all going to live. Fauci and his gang will be gone and we will press ahead as traditional Americans. Screamers be damned. Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:47 PM (m+yM6) 501
Going to go read. You all have fun.
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:47 PM (HZv/d) 502
As a lawyer, you should be fully aware of the critical nature of emanations and penumbras of the shadows cast by the mists that surround the Constitution.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Penumbrative emanations are not the same as Emanative Penumbrifications. Posted by: Chief Justice Miklos "Roy" Bean at August 08, 2020 11:48 PM (QzkSJ) 503
Ah, so the astronaut did not "hack" her ex's financial accounts from space or anywhere then, but the ex made it up? Funny how exoneration of charges never gets the headlines the original charges get. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 11:48 PM (rCwaK) 504
Funny how exoneration of charges never gets the headlines the original charges get.
Posted by: publius yup lies spread faster than truth, every time Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:50 PM (J8nVw) 505
What a weird scientific endeavor: measuring dicks.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls --- Bold talk from a guy that, based on his nic, has does some measuring hisself. LOL Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2020 11:50 PM (Rvt88) 506
So the average erect penis is about an inch shorter than what most men think it is
__________ It's the rulers that are inaccurate. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh I'm still big, it's the rulers that got small! Posted by: "Norman" Desmond at August 08, 2020 11:50 PM (QzkSJ) 507
I'm still big, it's the rulers that got small!
Posted by: "Norman" Desmond well, technically, the rulers would have to get bigger, for the excuse to work Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:52 PM (J8nVw) 508
I dated a petite little girl who ran marathons. There was a definite echo. you could park a bus in there. she was like 4%body fat. I think that had something to do with it.
Posted by: DBCooper at August 08, 2020 11:46 PM She goes to the gynaecologist, and qzxe peers inside and says, "Sweet Baby Methuselah! That's the most cavernous vagina I have ever examined!" And the poor woman asks, "Was it necessary to shout that twice, doc?" Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 11:52 PM (i9MkD) 509
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:47 PM (m+yM6)
My good man, this is so logical and straight-forward, but the real question is what will maximize graft for professional politicians and their minions? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:52 PM (eTZoJ) 510
And the poor woman asks, "Was it necessary to shout that twice, doc?" Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 11:52 PM (i9MkD) I can't stop laughing. Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:53 PM (TdMsT) 511
497 And Jerrold Nadler is 4 foot 5. High or wide, all the same
He's doing the things a 4 foot 5 man can do... Posted by: JEM at August 08, 2020 11:54 PM (8erNz) 512
Remember the poet:
Your so beautiful but you're going to die some day Your so beautiful but you're going to die some day All I want to do is get a little before you pass away Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:55 PM (m+yM6) 513
Do women astronauts wear bras in space?
Posted by: Case at August 08, 2020 11:55 PM (k9X8l) 514
Redesigning Spaces in the Intersectional Framework.
Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2020 11:55 PM (R0nQm) 515
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:52 PM (eTZoJ)
The gallows Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:55 PM (m+yM6) 516
holy crap. that u2 video is super gay, almost billy squire gay. yikes
Posted by: mayate at August 08, 2020 11:57 PM (UO32H) 517
Do women astronauts wear bras in space?
*** Looking at old Star Trek episodes I'm going to say....no. Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 11:57 PM (qlFIA) 518
The gallows
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:55 PM (m+yM6) There is so much unused space on the National Mall... Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:58 PM (eTZoJ) 519
"Planned since the 1950s, the massive project was strongly opposed by hydraulic engineers for decades. However, former Chinese leader Jiang Zemin rushed to start the project in 1997 by forcibly passing the proposal at the National Congress. Upon completion in 2009, not a single top official from Beijing attended the ceremony. To this day, the final inspection and acceptance report has not been signed off by the project inspection committee." https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2dj666s ---- If this is true, top Chinese politicians have treated the Three Gorges Dam like it's radioactive, for a long time. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 08, 2020 11:59 PM (t5m5e) 520
Looking at old Star Trek episodes I'm going to say....no.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 11:57 PM (qlFIA) Did Star Trek ever have an episode where the crew was in zero-G? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 12:01 AM (VRJug) 521
Antifa foreplay: "Ah, shit. You mean neither one of us is identifying as having a penis tonight?"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 09, 2020 12:02 AM (unn44) 522
Did Star Trek ever have an episode where the crew was in zero-G?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 12:01 AM (VRJug) Star Trek V made a plot point out of it for the murder of the Klingon Ambassador. The series, no. (it requires a bit of a budget to make those scenes) Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2020 12:03 AM (V2Yro) 523
I'm never going to make to Lost In Space...
Posted by: Zettai at August 09, 2020 12:04 AM (i9MkD) 524
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:47 PM (m+yM6)
The frustrating thing is that you have articulated a pretty comprehensive rational approach to this "pandemic" in a couple of paragraphs! Why on earth are there seemingly NO government "expert" voices saying similar things in public, unless, as we are just beginning to understand and recognize, the absolute corruption and lust for power and money of the entire Establishment nomenklatura is far far worse than we could ever have imagined. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 09, 2020 12:05 AM (eTZoJ) 525
I used to wonder how people could watch the left-wing media because in my mind, I asked "how many times can you hear 'Orange Man Bad' before it gets boring?". Then it occurred to me: the Canon of the Mass is pretty much the same every week, with minor alterations depending on the time of year. So regular CNN/MSLSD viewers are just daily church-goers who happen to be leftist homos.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, drunkenly ruminating at August 09, 2020 12:05 AM (SfYbS) 526
Penumbrative emanations are not the same as Emanative Penumbrifications.
Posted by: Chief Justice Miklos "Roy" Bean at August 08, 2020 11:48 PM (QzkSJ) === That line is hereby stolen. Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 09, 2020 12:05 AM (BRkq2) 527
526
Penumbrative emanations are not the same as Emanative Penumbrifications. Posted by: Chief Justice Miklos "Roy" Bean at August 08, 2020 11:48 PM (QzkSJ) === That line is hereby stolen. Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 09, 2020 12:05 AM (BRkq2) That is the mathematical foundation for General Relativity. A X B is not the same as B X A. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 09, 2020 12:08 AM (jK8Z7) 528
The plague, some will die many will live.
This one they young and healthy will live and the old will suffer most. Different from absolutely no plague ever. Except this one. Which became political. Then religious. Little Brownshirt bullies have found meaning in attacking mask-wearers and non-wearers. For their compliance. For the characteristics of their strap-on obeisance. Demanding not only their adherence and fealty but their worship. Like an angel no longer satisfied to be God's most beautiful, they became proud and needed praise. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 09, 2020 12:08 AM (luzVb) Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2020 12:08 AM (rCwaK) 530
I saw Emanative Penumbrifications open for The Seekers at Moomba in '72...
Posted by: Zettai at August 09, 2020 12:08 AM (i9MkD) 531
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Posted by: ALH People will never stop trying to take more and more power over you. Until you stop them. Posted by: Sharkman at August 09, 2020 12:09 AM (1YlHz) 532
Penumbrative emanations are not the same as Emanative Penumbrifications.
Posted by: Chief Justice Miklos "Roy" Bean It can be difficult for the layman to discern Penumbrative emanations of penumbrae and enumatic penumbratory emanations. Posted by: Sir Humphrey Appleby at August 09, 2020 12:11 AM (SfYbS) 533
Well, I wound up not having to take the generator out of the poor wretched Panhard. The problem was that the voltage regulator was out of whack. Cleaned the contacts of the two relays inside it, and reset the spring tension for the arm on the VR relay, and it now charges at 20 amps when the engine is at cruise RPM.
And I got the rear window set in the body opening, and about a full tube of butyl caulking squirted into the gaps to hold it there. (he said, hopefully) Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 12:13 AM (VRJug) 534
At this moment, Trump is in a corner wedged by Fauci and the bureaucrats, the media, dems, and weak RINOs.
Trump beats the cheat Nov. 3, he will have power and authority. He will push McConnall and the senate to his will or out of the way. Media value will be exponentially reduced by the obvious fact that the electorate hold them valueless. The faulty bureaucrats will retire or be released from responsibility. And, God willing, we will have the house and senate. Many who rode his coat tails. Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2020 12:14 AM (m+yM6) 535
And I got the rear window set in the body opening, and about a full tube of butyl caulking squirted into the gaps to hold it there. (he said, hopefully)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon And I can't anybody to put the new top on the Mikloswagen. Posted by: At least some people re busy, which is good at August 09, 2020 12:15 AM (QzkSJ) 536
Goodnight, beloved Horde!
Posted by: Emmie at August 09, 2020 12:16 AM (4JM5Y) 537
Nice rump on the boho chick...
Posted by: Zettai at August 09, 2020 12:16 AM (i9MkD) 538
The faulty bureaucrats will retire or be released from responsibility.
Posted by: Braenyard Digging canals is a sacred responsibility they owe The Motherland. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 09, 2020 12:17 AM (SfYbS) 539
Great ONT again as always MH thank you! And...hahahaha my thesis is titled:
Yes my communication was poor, but that website didn't change my views; Debating Forms of Oppression as Violence. Guess which website I'm talking about. ;-) Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2020 12:18 AM (AOmVJ) 540
538 The faulty bureaucrats will retire or be released from responsibility.
Posted by: Braenyard Digging canals is a sacred responsibility they owe The Motherland. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 09, 2020 12:17 AM (SfYbS) A time honored method of recovering one's dignity! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 09, 2020 12:19 AM (eTZoJ) 541
Digging canals is a sacred responsibility they owe The Motherland.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig Those who fail, shall not be treated kindly. Posted by: Miklos Stakhanov-Strelnikov at August 09, 2020 12:20 AM (QzkSJ) 542
492 Domestic terrorism is a protected activity don'tcha know. Going to church, eh, not so much.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (NWiLs) As a lawyer, you should be fully aware of the critical nature of emanations and penumbras of the shadows cast by the mists that surround the Constitution. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (eTZoJ) More of a miasma. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 09, 2020 12:22 AM (NWiLs) 543
OMG I was at that Wendy O show in Pasadena! Great fun lol!
Posted by: Norman Spiny at August 09, 2020 12:23 AM (ldOBo) 544
More of a miasma.
Posted by: Insomniac Kinda like when they spray for mosquitoes. Except we are the mosquitoes. Posted by: Miklos, fewer than usual this year at August 09, 2020 12:24 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 09, 2020 12:24 AM (SfYbS) 546
Reinterpreting Representation as Violence
Posted by: Bert G at August 09, 2020 12:27 AM (OMsf+) 547
Well according to various sources,women astronauts do wear bras, at least on the space station. Sport bras are worn because they have to exercise so much while in space.
I find that very disappointing. Posted by: Case at August 09, 2020 12:28 AM (k9X8l) 548
Nil Butron is a pud.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 09, 2020 12:33 AM (vuisn) 549
Nil Butron is a pud.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 09, 2020 12:33 AM (vuisn) Nil Butron? Sounds like the machine that ate Brie Larson's ass. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 12:37 AM (VRJug) 550
516 holy crap. that u2 video is super gay, almost billy squire gay. yikes
Posted by: mayate I see you are unfamiliar with the early MTV era. Posted by: Puddleglum at August 09, 2020 12:39 AM (ioe2j) Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 09, 2020 12:42 AM (vuisn) 552
Saw U2 at Wembley Stadium in '93. They were great. I
suspect they were always d-bags but they could put on a fantastic live show. All the albums up to Zooropa were either very good to very great. They pretty much coasted on fumes after that. The occasional good song on a mediocre album but thats about it. Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:11 PM (ioe2j) Dad got a mailer today, titled "Prostate, Stubborn Prostate" and I thought, Wow, that must be Bono's next big single! Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2020 12:42 AM (WyVLE) 553
Sundae, Bloody Sundae
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 09, 2020 12:44 AM (vuisn) 554
yo
Posted by: REDACTED at August 09, 2020 12:47 AM (O+AcM) 555
Puddleglum, that's my span for U2 as well: War to Zooropa.
I just couldn't get excited about Pop, it definitely sounded like they were coasting. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 12:49 AM (L2ZTs) 556
well
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 09, 2020 12:51 AM (BRkq2) 557
Saw U2 on Unforgettable Fire tour. Great show even though I was losing interest in the band. Snuck down through the arena floor til I was at about 4th row in front of The Edge.
Bono was inviting people to come onstage and play along on an acoustic which was fine until local poseur Randy Blazak got onstage and couldn't even pretend to play and got booed off. I think Coretta Scott King was in attendance (This was at The Omni, 84-85?) Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 09, 2020 12:52 AM (vuisn) 558
Was anyone here ever into Moby Grape at all?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 12:56 AM (L2ZTs) 559
Was anyone here ever into Moby Grape at all?
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 12:56 AM (L2ZTs) I think I had a Moby Grape cassette, long ago. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 12:58 AM (VRJug) 560
AOP, I've read Moby Grape was the Badfinger of the mid 1960s: great talent, but absolutely no luck with regard to marketing or record sales at all.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 12:59 AM (L2ZTs) 561
I thought you could use it to write your name in the snow.
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (Y0bLv) Mein Gott, how much schnapps and beer do you think a man can drink? Posted by: Count Friedereich Jouachim Martin Stallenhaller-Grauffenstien von Bachenthal at August 09, 2020 01:03 AM (WyVLE) 562
Moby Grape was doing country rock at a time when there were several other established big-name bands also doing the same thing. Market was saturated.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 01:05 AM (VRJug) 563
Depends®
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 09, 2020 01:06 AM (vuisn) 564
AOP, yup. I remember also reading once that producer Bob Johnston once forced them to finish an entire album in just three days.
According to what I just read, like Badfinger, they were basically ruined by greedy managers. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:08 AM (L2ZTs) 565
About now I could probably spell out Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut- gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 09, 2020 01:08 AM (SfYbS) 566
Anyone have any thought on when the pandemic will be officially over?
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (HZv/d) Gov Kate Brown supposedly was going to cover the shortfalls in various state agencies with the previous COVID grants as well as declaring that the surplus remaining would be for specific grants, and Trump stated that states would have to use the surpluses for paying out more UI benefits. I think there is a lot of cussing going on today. Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2020 01:09 AM (WyVLE) 567
Colorado neighborhood beats Antifa ass:
https://twitter.com/stillgray /status/1292316996076310529 (remove space) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 09, 2020 01:09 AM (unn44) 568
kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 09, 2020 01:08 AM (SfYbS) Im Fraktur? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 01:10 AM (VRJug) Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:13 AM (L2ZTs) 570
(remove space)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 09, 2020 01:09 AM (unn44) That was a pretty good beat-down. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 01:16 AM (VRJug) 571
Welp, just checked my FICO score at Wells Fargo.
It's 12. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:13 AM (L2ZTs) Mine was zero once. Made it hard to get a mortgage. Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2020 01:19 AM (WyVLE) 572
Well, I am getting real sleepy. Time to sack out. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 01:19 AM (VRJug) 573
..Welp, just checked my FICO score at Wells Fargo.
It's 12. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:13 AM (L2ZTs) Your credit is not truly *bad* till they won't take your cash without two I.D.s and a utility bill as proof of residence. Or when you can't even afford to pay attention. I've been on both ends of the spectrum. In an odd place, now. Strong net worth. Zeroed out my credit status in '99, and haven't paid attention to it since then. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at August 09, 2020 01:27 AM (QzJWU) 574
Colorado neighborhood beats Antifa ass:
------ Okay, the commentary was pretty amusing, "Okay commies go home...bye, bye" Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 01:28 AM (bk3Sg) 575
The first episode of Star Trek TOS is running on MeTV now. This is the "salt monster" episode. Note that is not the "second pilot" episode. That episode ran later, even though it was filmed well before this one.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 10:24 PM (rCwaK) Pa has been diagnosed with a severe salt deficiency. Ma always salts everything she eats. Hmmmm. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 09, 2020 01:28 AM (e1mEI) 576
Jim, true, thanks.
Kindltot, yeah that sucks Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:29 AM (L2ZTs) 577
Trump just basically blew-off Congress with the EOs. Did not hear any whining from Republicans in the House and Senate. Did Trump plan with McCarthy and McConnell to do this knowing that Pelsoi and Schumer were boxed into a corner if they say the POTUS does not have authority to help Americans ?? If they say that or challenge the EOs how does it make these two Shitbirds look ????
Orange Man is once again Brilliant.... What about Biden's objection ??? Chocolate Jesus did EOs all the time and Pelosi and Schumer never said a word......... CHECKMATE ............ Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at August 09, 2020 01:30 AM (qM84C) 578
Well, I wound up not having to take the generator out of the poor wretched Panhard. The problem was that the voltage regulator was out of whack. Cleaned the contacts of the two relays inside it, and reset the spring tension for the arm on the VR relay, and it now charges at 20 amps when the engine is at cruise RPM.
------ Wait...a regulator that can actually be repaired? No FET's, no mysterious buried ECM that costs $150? Primitive, primitive indeed. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 01:31 AM (bk3Sg) 579
I am here on the patio with a nice fire in the metal whatever it is. Last Saturday I trimmed up some pines and spruces to get rid of dead limbs and so I could go underneath for mowing. OVer the past week I have bagged the green limbs andchopped the dead stuff. The small twigs (there is a lot) I burned in the fire pit. The actual limbs I cut up and got a full wheelbarrow, 2 5 gallon pails, and a large card board box.
I had friends and neighbors over for hours, I burned those pine/spruce limbs. Out of the 30 odd limbs I trimmed I think I have six more fires worth. Moral - those spruce limbs trimmed of twigs and cut up make great out door firewood. Be careful and thrifty with your brush! Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 09, 2020 01:43 AM (0QYMt) 580
I want to thank Chief Justice Roberts for stating that Obama's DACA EO is legal and cannot be over-turned by successive POTUS. That said Trump's EOs today are considered legal under the Constitution according to the Supreme Court. Too the Dems and Chief Roberts..... Be careful what you wish for, you might get it .......
SUCKERS ---> Remember the Law of Unintended Consequences ............ Posted by: James at August 09, 2020 01:45 AM (qM84C) 581
I learned tonight, you really can make fantastic quality ribs at home. Yum!
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:50 AM (L2ZTs) 582
581 I learned tonight, you really can make fantastic quality ribs at home. Yum!
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:50 AM (L2ZTs) Costco has some good dry rub ribs. Do em on the BBQ or in the oven... all good. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2020 01:52 AM (NgKpN) 583
I'm gonna call it a night. Hasty lumbago Horde.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 09, 2020 01:53 AM (SfYbS) 584
I learned tonight, you really can make fantastic quality ribs at home. Yum!
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:50 AM (L2ZTs) Kewl !!! But don't waste the rest of the hobo ... Posted by: Adriane the Accurate Astronomy Critic ... at August 09, 2020 01:56 AM (LPnfS) 585
Trump is Trump the best president in my lifetime. By far.
Posted by: USNtakim at August 09, 2020 01:57 AM (0OmEj) 586
The thing about sleeping days away, you still have the nights to deal with.
Posted by: SMH at August 09, 2020 02:02 AM (RU4sa) 587
#585 USNtakim - he is the most energetic president since Theodore Roosevelt sent the USN on a round the worldd tour, and told congress that they would to bring them back (vote the money to bring the navy home). Polite people call that extortion, real people call ut politics.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 09, 2020 02:08 AM (0QYMt) 588
Romeo, yum, thanks!
Adriane, also thanks! But I'm gonna need some help deboning 'im... ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 02:09 AM (L2ZTs) 589
I have just poured out the last of the Kraken (an adult beverage that was suggested here).
Commentary Quality Assurance is not assured until Further Notice. Posted by: Miklos, cain't buy no more till Mundee at August 09, 2020 02:11 AM (QzkSJ) 590
The thing about sleeping days away, you still have the nights to deal with.
Not fun. Hope things right themselves soon ... Posted by: Adriane the Accurate Astronomy Critic ... at August 09, 2020 02:12 AM (LPnfS) 591
Welp, just checked my FICO score at Wells Fargo.
It's 12. Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:13 AM (L2ZTs) ---- at least it's a positive number... /jealous Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2020 02:12 AM (FSBqz) 592
Recording sounds of thunder and rain. Not sure why other than that I can.
There was a good one. Posted by: klaftern at August 09, 2020 02:13 AM (RuIsu) 593
red, tell me about it :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 02:13 AM (L2ZTs) 594
Miklos, good catch on the TR reference yesterday!
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 09, 2020 02:13 AM (BRkq2) 595
I've been on both ends of the spectrum. In an odd place, now. Strong net worth. Zeroed out my credit status in '99, and haven't paid attention to it since then.
Jim We are here for you. Posted by: Canal Bank, treat customers with Dignity! at August 09, 2020 02:13 AM (QzkSJ) 596
Commentary Quality Assurance is not assured until Further Notice.
Carefully place poured beverage into refrigerator ... Resume CQA ... Easy peazy !!!!! Posted by: Adriane the Accurate Astronomy Critic ... at August 09, 2020 02:14 AM (LPnfS) 597
590 The thing about sleeping days away, you still have the nights to deal with.
Not fun. Hope things right themselves soon ... Posted by: Adriane the Accurate Astronomy Critic ... at August 09, 2020 02:12 AM (LPnfS) --- Yeah, short of Jesus' return, don't see that happening soon. Plus, still have 3 months of 2020 left. But at least I'm catching up on my sleep. Posted by: SMH at August 09, 2020 02:15 AM (RU4sa) 598
Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 02:18 AM (L2ZTs) 599
Hmm...might be worth watching, but will prolly have a really cheesy ending.
Greenland (2020) Expected release date 14 August 2020 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8s0w1Fzm4 Posted by: SMH at August 09, 2020 02:19 AM (RU4sa) Posted by: Mikos, at the Bully Pulpit of the ONT at August 09, 2020 02:20 AM (QzkSJ) 601
The thing about sleeping days away, you still have the nights to deal with.
Posted by: SMH at August 09, 2020 02:02 AM (RU4sa) --- i love the night... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q94EdbBAJEE always have. started w*rking nights when i was in my early teens. one of the reasons i spend MOAR time on the ONT than any other thread. besides, as the 7th ID (L) said, "we own the night" ![]() (of course, we in the 40th ID (M) used to chase them all over Club Bob and Ft Hungry Lizard, when they would allow us to play with them.) Blue Oyster Cult in the link, FTW! Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2020 02:20 AM (FSBqz) 602
Apologies - I am very drunk by the fire right now. Will go to bed when the fire dies down.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 09, 2020 02:21 AM (0QYMt) 603
The thing about sleeping days away, you still have the nights to deal with.
Posted by: SMH Rockin' the Night Away is one option. Posted by: Sam "Miklos" Cooke, Twistin' at August 09, 2020 02:23 AM (QzkSJ) 604
What is not to love about the Night?
-Quiet. -Not many people around and about. -Cooler. -Stars The Sun has some upside, I'll admit. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 09, 2020 02:25 AM (A5zUN) 605
Rockin' the Night Away is one option.
Posted by: Sam "Miklos" Cooke, Twistin' at August 09, 2020 02:23 AM (QzkSJ) Twisting, man. Twisting. Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 09, 2020 02:25 AM (A5zUN) 606
You know, those cardboard tubes that an area rug comes wrapped around? Those actually make good outside firepit fuel - just slice it into 12 inch lengths and hey, it works.
Just did that tonight because I am that cheap/thrifty. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 09, 2020 02:29 AM (0QYMt) 607
What is not to love about the Night?
-Quiet. -Not many people around and about. When I actually work, my most productive hours are always the wee hours. No one calls, no one to call. No temptations to come out "Just for one". The Bail guy I can deal with by phone. Posted by: The Six Habits of Highly Effective Mikoses at August 09, 2020 02:30 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Miklos, with nomination for Official ONT Theme Song at August 09, 2020 02:34 AM (QzkSJ) 609
What is not to love about the Night?
-Cooler. -Stars Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 09, 2020 02:25 AM (A5zUN) --- which is why Starlight scopes and thermal imaging are the bomb. ONT: "We Own The Night!" Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2020 02:35 AM (FSBqz) 610
No one calls, no one to call. -------- Ah, the old days of my misspent youth, the occasional 2:00 a.m. call from an errant friend, "Listen up, and listen good, this is the only phone call I'm gettin'..." Probably a lot of those occurring at Sturgis in a few hours. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 02:37 AM (GBHAb) 611
ONT: "We Own The Night!"
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2020 02:35 AM (FSBqz) No one should ever own The Night. It's slavery! Posted by: People for the Ethical Treatment of The Night at August 09, 2020 02:43 AM (Y8PSl) 612
595 I've been on both ends of the spectrum. In an odd place, now. Strong net worth. Zeroed out my credit status in '99, and haven't paid attention to it since then.
Jim We are here for you. Posted by: Canal Bank, treat customers with Dignity! at August 09, 2020 02:13 AM (QzkSJ) Damn, and I thought I was the only one who had no debt. House is paid off. Wrote a check for me truck. Don't even have a credit card. Learned the hard way, when I tried to keep a failing software Development company going using my personal credit. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2020 02:43 AM (NgKpN) 613
Ah, the old days of my misspent youth, the occasional 2:00 a.m. call from an errant friend, "Listen up, and listen good, this is the only phone call I'm gettin'..."
This is why one determines, in advance- -who is friend, and at what level -choose bail bondsmen suggested by a very good criminal defense lawyer (In my case, I trust Dick Harpootlian) -Hello, Mr. Bail Bond, my name is Miklos- -set financial bail parameters according to First Item Posted by: Miklos, a friend in need is friend indeed at August 09, 2020 02:44 AM (QzkSJ) 614
No one should ever own The Night. It's slavery!
Posted by: People for the Ethical Treatment of The Night at August 09, 2020 02:43 AM (Y8PSl) pssssst, that's "We Own the Knight." Posted by: Adriane the Accurate Astronomy Critic ... at August 09, 2020 02:45 AM (LPnfS) 615
Ah, the old days of my misspent youth, the
occasional 2:00 a.m. call from an errant friend, "Listen up, and listen good, this is the only phone call I'm gettin'..." Probably a lot of those occurring at Sturgis in a few hours. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 02:37 AM (GBHAb) Absolutely. People can't help themselves. Sturgis does shit to them. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2020 02:45 AM (9Om/r) 616
This is why one determines, in advance-
-who is friend, and at what level -choose bail bondsmen suggested by a very good criminal defense lawyer (In my case, I trust Dick Harpootlian) -Hello, Mr. Bail Bond, my name is Miklos- -set financial bail parameters according to First Item Posted by: Miklos, a friend in need is friend indeed at August 09, 2020 02:44 AM (QzkSJ) Awww, come on. If you were a REAL friend you'd be in the cell next to him going 'was that fun, or what!' Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2020 02:45 AM (NgKpN) 617
Absolutely. People can't help themselves. Sturgis does shit to them. lol Posted by: Berserker ---------- I've seen the Daytona cops set up portable jails on semi-trailers. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 02:49 AM (bPH26) 618
Damn, and I thought I was the only one who had no debt.
House is paid off. Wrote a check for me truck. Don't even have a credit card. Learned the hard way, when I tried to keep a failing software Development company going using my personal credit. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2020 02:43 AM (NgKpN) yeah by some miracle I'm there too. The wife owes less than a year on her car, and thats about it for debt. Maybe its time to create some. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2020 02:49 AM (9Om/r) 619
617
Absolutely. People can't help themselves. Sturgis does shit to them. lol Posted by: Berserker ---------- I've seen the Daytona cops set up portable jails on semi-trailers. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 02:49 AM (bPH26) And in the 80's? Daytona Cops would just say, go sleep it off, get off the road. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2020 02:51 AM (NgKpN) 620
I've seen the Daytona cops set up portable jails on semi-trailers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 02:49 AM (bPH26) Daytona is in a league of it's own, lol. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2020 02:51 AM (9Om/r) 621
pssssst, that's "We Own the Knight."
Posted by: Adriane the Accurate We must take exception to this. Jut get it on with the Shamalama-ding-dong. Posted by: Otis Day and the Knights at August 09, 2020 02:53 AM (QzkSJ) 622
621 pssssst, that's "We Own the Knight."
Posted by: Adriane the Accurate We must take exception to this. Jut get it on with the Shamalama-ding-dong. Posted by: Otis Day and the Knights at August 09, 2020 02:53 AM (QzkSJ) But, I'm not owned, I mean, Dead Yet! Posted by: The Black Knight at August 09, 2020 02:55 AM (NgKpN) 623
Daytona is in a league of it's own, lol.
Posted by: Berserker ---------- Bartenders have told me that the bikers aren't nearly as troublesome as the car crowd. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 02:56 AM (pK7cg) 624
If you were a REAL friend you'd be in the cell next to him going 'was that fun, or what!'
Posted by: Romeo13 The Real Friend is the one outside the jail/courthouse telling the wife/girlfriend that it was All Innocent!! Posted by: MiklosLaw and he's my friend but damn that was stupid at August 09, 2020 02:56 AM (QzkSJ) 625
Bartenders have told me that the bikers aren't nearly as troublesome as the car crowd.
Posted by: Mike Hammer heh Posted by: Black Bike Week at Myrtle Beach (Atlantic Beach, 'cause tradition) at August 09, 2020 02:57 AM (QzkSJ) 626
But, I'm not owned, I mean, Dead Yet!
Posted by: The Black Knight Mind if we dance wif yo' dates? Posted by: Miklos, Soul Brother from Another Mother at August 09, 2020 03:00 AM (QzkSJ) 627
623 Daytona is in a league of it's own, lol.
Posted by: Berserker ---------- Bartenders have told me that the bikers aren't nearly as troublesome as the car crowd. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 02:56 AM (pK7cg) Interesting that after 40 years of Hanging out in bars, I've never seen a fight with Bikers. Marines? Sailors? Cowboys? Hispanic Gang Bang types? Hell, even watched a Gay bar in Colorado Springs go south. But never had a problem with a biker. Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2020 03:01 AM (NgKpN) 628
So.
I appears that I shall have Shag Party without You People. *The "Shag" is the Official State Dance of South Carolina. *you may now return your minds to the gutter Posted by: Miklos, doing K-Doe-ManiaPalooza2020 at August 09, 2020 03:17 AM (QzkSJ) 629
But never had a problem with a biker.
Posted by: Romeo13 --------- An armed society is a polite society. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 03:21 AM (GBHAb) 630
*The "Shag" is the Official State Dance of South Carolina. *you may now return your minds to the gutter Posted by: Miklos ---------- I'm a veteran of The Beach Club, The Pad, and The Bowery. Have no idea which, if any, still exist. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 03:22 AM (GBHAb) 631
2" of SAE rain. That'll fill the bird bath.
Posted by: klaftern at August 09, 2020 03:23 AM (RuIsu) 632
I'm a veteran of The Beach Club, The Pad, and The Bowery.
Have no idea which, if any, still exist. Posted by: Mike Hammer The Bowery is still there. The Pad burned twice. They never (AFAIK) reopened after the second fire. The upstairs "accommodations". Which Beach Club? Spanish Galleon or Fat Harold's? Posted by: Miklos, whose Old Papa had Official SC Shag Tag 169 (HA!) on his Cadillac at August 09, 2020 03:27 AM (QzkSJ) 633
I remember the sign, carved in wood, at The Pad-
"Shag at The pad, cause Yo' Mama did" It's also in paintings done at the time. People bought paintings of The Pad There are a couple in the house. Posted by: Miklos, insufficient toes/sand situation at August 09, 2020 03:32 AM (QzkSJ) 634
his is why one determines, in advance-
-who is friend, and at what level -choose bail bondsmen suggested by a very good criminal defense lawyer (In my case, I trust Dick Harpootlian) -Hello, Mr. Bail Bond, my name is Miklos- -set financial bail parameters according to First Item Posted by: Miklos, a friend in need is friend indeed at August 09, 2020 02:44 AM (QzkSJ) Awww, come on. If you were a REAL friend you'd be in the cell next to him going 'was that fun, or what!' Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2020 02:45 AM (NgKpN) --- if'n y'all were MY friends, we'd have gotten away with it. ![]() Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2020 03:44 AM (FSBqz) 635
I remember the sign, carved in wood, at The Pad- "Shag at The pad, cause Yo' Mama did" It's also in paintings done at the time. People bought paintings of The Pad There are a couple in the house. Posted by: Miklos, insufficient toes/sand situation at August 09, 2020 03:32 AM (QzkSJ) --- i can vouch for this: his Mom gave me one, after a visit. ![]() /me ducks Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2020 03:48 AM (FSBqz) 636
Miklos, sorry, I'll figure out which Beach Club. But way late here now, I'm out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 03:48 AM (WD9ZA) 637
Oh
I also remember a beer joint in Columbia SC. When it closed after decades, the new owners wanted to change some things. The guys doing the work found inside a wall, a $5 bill and a note from (I think) 1960. " If you found this $5, you earned it. We built that wall" Posted by: Miklos, with Additional Recollections at August 09, 2020 03:50 AM (QzkSJ) 638
ducks
Posted by: redc1c4 "Ducks" is also a bar in North Myrtle Beach. http://www.ducksatoceandrive.com/home.htm I am (I think) still welcome. Old Mama has some friends, cousins, and nephews who would like to say hello to you in the parking lot. Posted by: Miklos, capisce? at August 09, 2020 03:55 AM (QzkSJ) 639
"Ducks" is also a bar in North Myrtle Beach.
Perhaps I should add, with minor shame attached, that Ducks is where we all assembled to be extras in what I am told is one of the Worst Movies Ever. Called "Shag". I make no apologies. If you showed up properly dressed for three (3) nights, $300. And Phoebe Cates, although I barely even saw her. Posted by: Miklos, Unidentified Clapping and Smiling Person #7 at August 09, 2020 04:11 AM (QzkSJ) 640
Instapundit 19th anniversary.
I went there because I needed the war on terror to make sense, and I didn't trust the media for a second. Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 09, 2020 04:41 AM (LxTcq) 641
Old Mama has some friends, cousins, and nephews who would like to say hello to you in the parking lot.
Posted by: Miklos, capisce? at August 09, 2020 03:55 AM (QzkSJ) --- and they can all say hello t my little friend... as well as the Pig. oink, oink, mfers, to paraphrase nurse ratched. Posted by: redc1c4, 11B10 & GPMG competition shooter at August 09, 2020 05:06 AM (FSBqz) 642
Morning Horde.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:11 AM (Rvt88) 643
Mornin', all
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 09, 2020 05:15 AM (vu/qe) Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:15 AM (vd8XM) Posted by: Future Supreme Court Justice Miklos at August 09, 2020 05:15 AM (QzkSJ) 646
New keg at MisHum's.
I got Red Solo Cups. Posted by: Future Supreme Court Justice Miklos I got some guac and chips Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:21 AM (vd8XM) Posted by: redc1c4, 11B10 & GPMG competition shooter at August 09, 2020 05:21 AM (FSBqz) 648
Up early, which doesn't mean I'll stay up. Probably go back to bed and sleep a few more hours.
Peaceful night in Portland. (not) How can they let this go on and on and on. The local BLM protest locally looked like a freak show, looking at some of the protestors...I didn't know a carnival sideshow was in the city. Of course the local 'press' ignored the township support the blue men and women yesterday, sirens and all, never happened as far as the media is concerned.Big boat parade in the lake, but was ignored by the local media. Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2020 05:22 AM (gws6j) 649
Good morning,
Tonypete MLii Bruce and Miklos, who apparently is gonna take Nikki Minaj's seat on the Supreme Court ! Posted by: JT at August 09, 2020 05:22 AM (arJlL) 650
hiya Colin
Posted by: JT at August 09, 2020 05:23 AM (arJlL) 651
Hey JT.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:23 AM (Rvt88) 652
We were supposed to be in Anna Maria Fla now. After the Krud made us cancel our April time at the rental, we rebooked for August instead of losing money on the deal.
Then the county decided in May that people from the really Kruddy states like Illinois, New York etc were not allowed into rentals. So we, luckily, talked to the rental who refunded all of our money including booking fees. Right now it's about 90 degrees there during the day, but even at or 5 PM it's feels like 100 or more. I would just be living in the pool or air con. Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:25 AM (vd8XM) 653
New keg at MisHum's.
I got Red Solo Cups. Posted by: Future Supreme Court Justice Miklos I got some guac and chips Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:21 AM (vd8XM) --- and i'll add in a lid of Columbian Gold... anyone got a pipe, some Zig-Zags, or a bong? Bring Back the 70's! Posted by: redc1c4, 11B10 & GPMG competition shooter at August 09, 2020 05:25 AM (FSBqz) Posted by: My life is insanity at August 09, 2020 05:28 AM (vu/qe) 655
and i'll add in a lid of Columbian Gold...
anyone got a pipe, some Zig-Zags, or a bong? Bring Back the 70's! Posted by: redc1c4 Whoo Hoo. Last time I smoked the stuff. I would at a party every now and then. Then I realized it would mostly make me thirsty so I would start drinking beer. Then I thought, let's cut out the middle man Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:28 AM (vd8XM) 656
I sometime wish you could post photos on the BLM protesters...One black lady had a huge blond wig (I assume) on. Some were wearing clothes that I doubt they wear when at work (I'm dreaming, I know) There wasn't that many, but the angle of the photo makes it look like a huge crowd.
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2020 05:28 AM (gws6j) Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2020 05:30 AM (EZebt) 658
Zig-Zags suck. Jokers are better.
Posted by: RickZ at August 09, 2020 05:30 AM (Y8PSl) 659
Wife made a rhubarb cake. Almost like a coffee cake, or at least I'm having coffee with it.
I think I'll keep her around a little longer Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:31 AM (vd8XM) 660
in case you missed it, the G*d Emperor threw down several gauntlets yesterday evening...
https://legalinsurrection.com/2020/08/trump-takes- executive-action-on-unemployment-and-other- relief-dares-dems-to-sue/ Posted by: redc1c4, 11B10 & GPMG competition shooter at August 09, 2020 05:31 AM (FSBqz) 661
Zig-Zags suck. Jokers are better.
Posted by: RickZ --- Since the advent of CDs and the demise, pretty much, of double album covers, how do kids these days clean their pot of seeds? It's a mystery it is. Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:32 AM (Rvt88) 662
Title of my senior thesis was The Less Developed Country-Multinational Corporation Power Relationship: Chile and Pinochet
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2020 05:33 AM (EZebt) 663
Since the advent of CDs and the demise, pretty much, of double album covers, how do kids these days clean their pot of seeds?
It's a mystery it is. Posted by: Tonypete Maybe they developed a seedless pot. Like seedless watermelon Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:33 AM (vd8XM) 664
That big dam in China is back to a safe level, so I guess the crisis is over.Only two tubes are open, where before it was four.
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2020 05:34 AM (gws6j) 665
Title of my senior thesis was The Less Developed Country-Multinational Corporation Power Relationship: Chile and Pinochet
Posted by: San Franpsycho If you double space it, that's one page right there Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:34 AM (vd8XM) 666
BOOM!
Posted by: redc1c4, 11B10 & GPMG competition shooter at August 09, 2020 05:35 AM (FSBqz) 667
anyone got a pipe, some Zig-Zags, or a bong?
Bring Back the 70's! Posted by: redc1c4 Yes. But not for you. Posted by: Miklos, who remembers who insults Old Mama at August 09, 2020 05:35 AM (QzkSJ) Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2020 05:36 AM (FSBqz) 669
It's a mystery it is.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:32 AM (Rvt8 ![]() === A friend reminded me not long ago that in my posession was an autographed copy of an album by Fela Anikulapo Kuti. We ran to the grage and dug around in my old albums awhile to find it. We pulled it out and when we opened it up to see the autograph about a half ounce of shake fell from the centerfold. The album cover is framed in our den. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2020 05:37 AM (EZebt) Posted by: $67,000 a year tuition Miklos Brat at August 09, 2020 05:38 AM (QzkSJ) 671
Since the advent of CDs and the demise, pretty much, of double album covers, how do kids these days clean their pot of seeds?
It's a mystery it is. Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:32 AM (Rvt8 ![]() Today's pot doesn't have seeds. And, yes, I just 'know'. Posted by: RickZ at August 09, 2020 05:38 AM (Y8PSl) 672
Damn I miss the olden days of music videos on the various cable channels. Many of the videos were very clever and interesting. I remember the old country and western videos, so nice to watch..Those days are gone forever.
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2020 05:39 AM (gws6j) Posted by: High Life Miklos, identifying as Ghanaian at August 09, 2020 05:40 AM (QzkSJ) 674
Many moons ago, I was at a July 4th party where they had made a bong out of a watermelon.
Holes drilled longways and crossways with a bowl at the top. One newcomer went to try it, he was already high as a kite, closed his eyes and moved his head forward, opened his eyes and said "Awwww Man, it looks like a bunghole !" He still used it, though ! Posted by: JT at August 09, 2020 05:40 AM (arJlL) 675
Today's pot doesn't have seeds. And, yes, I just 'know'.
Posted by: RickZ --- You kids have is so easy. Why when I was a teen, we had to clean our own pot. . . . . Uphill. In the snow. Both ways. Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:41 AM (Rvt88) Posted by: AltonJackson at August 09, 2020 05:41 AM (4/pbc) 677
If you double space it, that's one page right there
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:34 AM (vd8XM) === Heh. My department was the only right leaning one left and did not appreciate my point of view. Pinochet was still in power only a few years when I did the research so it was more about the collapse of Allende's revolution and the corporate role in soliciting CIA support for his overthrow. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2020 05:41 AM (EZebt) 678
'morning Alton
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:42 AM (Rvt88) Posted by: AltonJackson at August 09, 2020 05:44 AM (4/pbc) 680
Damn I miss the olden days of music videos on the various cable channels. Many of the videos were very clever and interesting. I remember the old country and western videos, so nice to watch..Those days are gone forever.
Posted by: Colin Plus it made a lot of mediocre music at least watchable Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:44 AM (vd8XM) 681
My dad and mother always talked about walking to school for miles in a blizzard to get into the classroom.
Now look at the traffic jam (pre virus) on the streets leading to the school in the am. And the parking lots (much enlarged) of cars belonging to students... Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2020 05:45 AM (gws6j) 682
Very Soukous-Cool.
Posted by: High Life Miklos, identifying as Ghanaian at August 09, 2020 05:40 AM (QzkSJ) === We were reminiscing about the concert and he reminded me that we had gotten our purchases signed. It was more than 29 years ago, so... Now more than 29 years later his autograph probably has more than sentimental value. Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2020 05:45 AM (EZebt) 683
You kids have is so easy.
Why when I was a teen, we had to clean our own pot. . . . . Uphill. In the snow. Both ways. Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:41 AM (Rvt8 ![]() At today's prices, who wants to pay for seeds you can't smoke? At least with any stems, you can make tea. Posted by: RickZ at August 09, 2020 05:45 AM (Y8PSl) 684
Coming home tonight I got taken by surprise by the planet Venus; thought a plane or something was casting an artificial light high in the sky. Stared at it for at least 5 minutes waiting for it to move. But it never did. Went inside and looked up star maps in my computer and it showed Venus as brightest object, besides moon, in the East. Went back outside and used my compass app to confirm, yup.. that's Venus. By this time sky was lighter from the coming daybreak and planet looked more normal and not shimmery in the humid sky. But boy did it look different than anything else in say for a while.
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 09, 2020 05:46 AM (zqs/f) 685
'morning Alton
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:42 AM (Rvt8 ![]() 679 g'mornin', Tonypete Posted by: AltonJackson Mornin' Alton Pete Tony, and all those who congregate to celebrate Posted by: Miklos at the Fish Camp at August 09, 2020 05:47 AM (QzkSJ) 686
My dad and mother always talked about walking to school for miles in a blizzard to get into the classroom.
Now look at the traffic jam (pre virus) on the streets leading to the school in the am. And the parking lots (much enlarged) of cars belonging to students... Posted by: Colin I graduated from HS in 72. Rode the big yellow bus every day. You could get a permit to park in the lot if you showed that you went to a job right after school, or a docs appt. etc. They ran 2 late busses for after school stuff like sports. Never realized how mistreated we were Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:48 AM (vd8XM) 687
671 Since the advent of CDs and the demise, pretty much, of double album covers, how do kids these days clean their pot of seeds?
It's a mystery it is. Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:32 AM (Rvt8 Centrifuge? (I don't know, not a druggie.) Posted by: Serious Cat at August 09, 2020 05:49 AM (zqs/f) 688
Coming home tonight I got taken by surprise by the planet Venus; thought a plane or something was casting an artificial light high in the sky. Stared at it for at least 5 minutes waiting for it to move. But it never did. Went inside and looked up star maps in my computer and it showed Venus as brightest object, besides moon, in the East.
I've been wondering what that was ! Posted by: JT at August 09, 2020 05:51 AM (arJlL) Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:52 AM (vd8XM) 690
I graduated from HS in 72. Rode the big yellow bus every day. You could get a permit to park in the lot if you showed that you went to a job right after school, or a docs appt. etc.
They ran 2 late busses for after school stuff like sports. Never realized how mistreated we were Posted by: Bruce There are a few dozen grade school aged kids in the neighborhood. At the bus stops, there are so many Karens and Kens picking up their kids so the little darlings don't have to walk the equivalent of one city block home that they damn near block the street. Not all parents mind you, but a shit ton. We're doomed. Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:52 AM (Rvt88) 691
Another local saloon bits the dust, closing forever. Won't be any watering holes left, and gyms are suing Cuomo because they can't open, even on a reduced capacity. Casinos, forget it. (except the local Indian casinos which are all open)
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2020 05:52 AM (gws6j) 692
Now more than 29 years later his autograph probably has more than sentimental value.
Posted by: San Franpsycho I am very sure. One of my uncles had a radio show called the "Carolina Hayride". Some original recordings and autographed items from the 40s and 50s turned out be worth serious money. Posted by: Miklos, now introduce yourself, Mr ..Evlis? Got that rite? at August 09, 2020 05:53 AM (QzkSJ) 693
Another local saloon bits the dust, closing forever. Won't be any watering holes left, and gyms are suing Cuomo because they can't open, even on a reduced capacity. Casinos, forget it. (except the local Indian casinos which are all open)
Posted by: Colin Move South, Vote Different Posted by: Miklos, somewhat welcoming at August 09, 2020 05:55 AM (QzkSJ) 694
Good morning!
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 09, 2020 05:55 AM (u82oZ) 695
Been up little while, coffee is done already
Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2020 05:56 AM (OjZpE) 696
Getting surprised by a planet is not something that happens ever day.
*opposing shot of the man and planet* *narrow frame to just the eyes of each* Venus! We meet again! Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 09, 2020 05:56 AM (A5zUN) Posted by: AltonJackson at August 09, 2020 05:56 AM (4/pbc) 698
Good morning!
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere. Posted by: NaCly Dog $10 dollar Waffle House Gift cards for all good ONT Morons ($20 for Skip)! Posted by: Miklos, would actually do that, of course at August 09, 2020 05:58 AM (QzkSJ) 699
Backing up the conversation a bit, there was a club on US17N called simply "The Beach Club," as best I can remember, and not so far north as OD. It was situated on a bit of a crest on the west side of the highway. I went there a few times in high school/kollege in the '60's. Decent-sized place, on the utility light industrial building model, with a stage and a bar and not much else. A few tables and chairs, possibly. I saw the Tams there, and Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts.
I've spent some time googling, but can't find any mention or images of it. Posted by: Hierominous Botch at August 09, 2020 05:59 AM (YqED9) 700
Coming home tonight I got taken by surprise by the planet Venus
Wow !!! She's got it. Yeah, Baby, she's got it ... Posted by: Shocking Blue at August 09, 2020 05:59 AM (LPnfS) 701
My neighbors Trump/Pence banner (6 feet long) he is hanging just inside the garage door. So at night, its hidden when the door is closed. Probably a good idea, you never know what idiot (s) might be out on a Sat. night. But he parks his big, big towing rig in the driveway, and probably doesn't want it damaged.
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2020 05:59 AM (gws6j) Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 09, 2020 06:00 AM (u82oZ) 703
EMT is NOOD
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 06:01 AM (vd8XM) 704
Getting surprised by a planet is not something that happens ever day.
*opposing shot of the man and planet* *narrow frame to just the eyes of each* Venus! We meet again! Posted by: Aetius451AD So. "Otter" is now a planet. Posted by: MiklosCopernicus at August 09, 2020 06:01 AM (QzkSJ) 705
and Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts.
I've spent some time googling, but can't find any mention or images of it. Posted by: Hierominous Botch If you're googling Hot Nuts, you're a braver man than I, Gunga Din ! Posted by: JT at August 09, 2020 06:01 AM (arJlL) 706
Miklos, somewhat welcoming
Three of my 5 favorite places to eat, with great cooks and service, are closed permanently. All had great local character making the town fun to visit. Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 09, 2020 06:02 AM (u82oZ) 707
true story:
back when i was allegedly going to college, there was a "wrap party" for a production i was involved in. they had a second keg, but the tap didn't fit. i looked at the problem and said, "well, line the trash can with clean bags and hammer in the bung! they did. we all drank the beer, and partied on. i head a couple of days later that people were pissed, because they didn't get their deposit back on that keg. sounds like poor planning to me... Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2020 06:04 AM (79lT1) Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 06:20 AM (vd8XM) 709
My paper is Debating Forms of Oppression Through a Critical Lens. That would work! Except I'd probably get an F at our woke institutions.
Posted by: JerseyDevilRider at August 09, 2020 07:07 AM (XEfn8) 710
687- either they buy their pot pre-cleaned from a dispensary or their moms do it.
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"When you find yourself in the company of a halfling and an ill-tempered Dragon, remember, you do not have to outrun the Dragon, you just have to outrun the halfling."
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