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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (8/8/20)
Malka goes to consult with Dr. Cohen about reviving her husband’s libido.
“I’ll give you some Viagra,” he says .
“Thanks, but Moshe will never take it. Moshe hates pills.”
“In that case," says the doctor, "when he’s not looking drop one in his morning coffee. He won’t even know it’s there. Call me next week and let me know if it helped.”
When Malka calls the doctor he asks her how the little experiment worked out.
“We had mixed results, Dr. Cohen,” she says “The pill worked immediately . Within minutes, he leaped up to his feet, tore off my dress, and made love to me right there on the table.”
“That’s wonderful” says the doctor . “So what’s the problem?”
"I’m pretty sure they’ll never let us into that particular Starbucks again.” H/T Isophorone Blog
Normally, Saturday ONT doesn't have a Quote of The Day, tonight is different. Quote I
Please don’t run from bears or push your slower friends down in attempts of saving yourself.National Park Service
Earlier in the week The ONT covered the woman from UT booted from a plasma center for too much nipple. Now in Myrtle Beach there is not enough thong. H/T Bitter Clinger
Thong-wearing aerial acrobat Sam Panda found trouble with Myrtle Beach cops Monday after police were called to stop the Panda Express from parading around in her offensive swimsuit. Panda, extremely fired up on Facebook, made claims that a ‘Karen’ called cops on her and used a Myrtle Beach thong ordinance to have her booted. Panda, who is best known as the woman who broke her neck during a performance in Bali, was asked to leave the beach because of the thong after three cops cuffed her and looked up the ordinance. According to Fox 8, cops were originally called — allegedly by a ‘Karen’, according to Panda — for two women wearing thongs and see-through tops who were “dancing and soliciting” videos.
Cancel Culture..................
The ONT Is Always Looking Out For YouTM. Tonight we help you with your academic endeavors.
I debated about linking this. But, hey it's Saturday night and it's science. So it's OK, amirite? Or not? Penis size and everything you thought was wrong.
So the average erect penis is about an inch shorter than what most men think it is. The problem with this disconnect between perception and reality is that it has prompted male dissatisfaction with their genitalia. Surveys suggest that between 45 and 68 percent of men wish they had a larger penis. Forward-thinking male sexual health expert Dr. Bernie Zilbergeld once remarked, "It is not much of an exaggeration to say that penises in [men’s] fantasyland come in only three sizes—large, gigantic, and so big you can barely get them through the doorway."
Born on this day: 8 Aug 1961
The Edge (Dave Evans), guitarist, singer, songwriter with U2. They signed with Island Records and released their debut album, Boy in 1980. Their 1987 worldwide No.1 album The Joshua Tree spent 156 weeks on the UK chart. Their U2 360° Tour of 2009–2011 is the highest-attended and highest-grossing concert tour in history. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 8 Aug 1980
The Greater London Council banned The Plasmatics from blowing a car up on stage during their UK live debut at London's Hammersmith Odeon. via thisdayinmusic.com
Blowing up a car? What the hell could go wrong??????
What a F*cked up family. Genius Award Winners.
MEMPHIS, Tenn. — A 13-year-old boy who crashed into five people Tuesday night while driving on his grandmother’s lap said his grandmother was giving him driving lessons at the time. “I didn’t want to, but I ain’t had no choice, so she told me to sit in her lap, and I did,” 13-year-old Joseph said. His grandmother, Ernestine Hollomon, 58, faces a number of charges in connection with the crash, including DUI-child endangerment. Police said her car was speeding down Boyd Street when it hit five pedestrians. “I ain’t know what to do,” Joseph said. “I pushed the brake, but she pushed the gas pedal and went straight ahead and started crashing into those folks.”
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Charles the Simple at August 08, 2020 10:01 PM (HuH1F)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 10:02 PM (eTZoJ)
Goodnight horde
Posted by: Skip at August 08, 2020 10:02 PM (OjZpE)
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Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Having Marie Kondo Shorten His Alias at August 08, 2020 10:03 PM (dwojT)
Posted by: Bill Gates at August 08, 2020 10:04 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at August 08, 2020 10:04 PM (SchxB)
Good evening, all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at August 08, 2020 10:05 PM (G51Gf)
MisHum, re the date, don't forget that also on August 8 1980, a classic movie first opened:
Xanadu!!!!
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2020 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
Played with two puppies and six little kids today.
Had a few drinks with a neighbor and got a nap in.
(The listed events are not necessarily in order)
It was a great day.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2020 10:06 PM (Rvt88)
It looks like a brisket will still take several hours to cook. It's okay; we're gonna Make Brisket Great Again.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:06 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: wing at August 08, 2020 10:06 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:07 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Dr Alice at August 08, 2020 10:07 PM (zjvTi)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 08, 2020 10:07 PM (uhGSf)
Posted by: SMH at August 08, 2020 10:07 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 08, 2020 10:07 PM (qpZQF)
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 08, 2020 10:08 PM (AiZBA)
Posted by: BigZesty at August 08, 2020 10:08 PM (QFvp+)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:08 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 08, 2020 10:09 PM (ejsiI)
Identifying Identity as Cultural Mediators.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:09 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Having Marie Kondo Shorten His Alias at August 08, 2020 10:03 PM (dwojT)
If you mean Maskhole, yeah.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 08, 2020 10:10 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: Dr Alice at August 08, 2020 10:11 PM (zjvTi)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:11 PM (ioe2j)
MisHum, re the date, don't forget that also on August 8 1980, a classic movie first opened:
Xanadu!!!!
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)
"In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree, where Alph, the sacred river ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea..."
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 08, 2020 10:11 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:11 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Dr. T at August 08, 2020 10:12 PM (Vgw1E)
I presume there is a story here?
Little Debbie grew up to be... naughty by the looks.
Mrs Redd's (socal pie co) looks like something out of bad santa.
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 08, 2020 10:13 PM (qpZQF)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:11 PM (ioe2j)
So much this. You cannot go wrong with any track off The Joshua Tree. They lost me after Zooropa.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 08, 2020 10:13 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:13 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at August 08, 2020 10:13 PM (99Nt9)
I'm done with the abstract and about halfway through the "methods and sources." I figure I can get published in a major journal once I'm done.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at August 08, 2020 10:13 PM (edlKR)
So... a 13 year old boy is sitting on his grandmother's lap, taking a driving lesson, when an accident ensues. From the sounds of it, he could use a lesson in English grammar and composition. Granny needs a lesson in the slammer.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 08, 2020 10:14 PM (WFcrO)
MisHum, re the date, don't forget that also on August 8 1980, a classic movie first opened:
Xanadu!!!!
;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)
"In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree, where Alph, the sacred river ran through caverns measureless to man down to a sunless sea..."
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
https://youtu.be/5w3s2T0VBug
RUSH!
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:15 PM (ioe2j)
Hey, haters, you know what today, 8/8 signifies?
Aw, c'mon, surely you remember the douchecanoe on MSNBC(?) who 'splained it for all of us.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:15 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 08, 2020 10:15 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 10:15 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 08, 2020 10:15 PM (qpZQF)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:16 PM (qlFIA)
It sucked like a black hole.
I tried deleting it from my Apple Music library.
It won't let me do it...
It's still there, what, 12 years later? 15?
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 08, 2020 10:16 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:16 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:16 PM (4JM5Y)
Aw, c'mon, surely you remember the douchecanoe on MSNBC(?) who 'splained it for all of us.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Is it especially significant at 1400 hours?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:17 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2020 10:17 PM (aKsyK)
Hey, haters, you know what today, 8/8 signifies?
Aw, c'mon, surely you remember the douchecanoe on MSNBC(?) who 'splained it for all of us.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
Dale Jarrett's car number?
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:17 PM (ioe2j)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 08, 2020 10:17 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 10:17 PM (wPVhA)
Hey, haters, you know what today, 8/8 signifies?
Aw, c'mon, surely you remember the douchecanoe on MSNBC(?) who 'splained it for all of us.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:15 PM (pNxlR)
Happy Hitler Day!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (qpZQF)
Posted by: Cartman at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (qlFIA)
RUSH!
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:15 PM (ioe2j)
To stand within the pleasure dome
Decreed by Kubla Khan
To taste anew the fruits of life
The last immortal man
To find the sacred river Alph
To walk the caves of ice
Oh, I will dine on honey-dew
And drink the milk of Paradise...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (ejsiI)
I have had that happen before.
I enjoyed it.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (arJlL)
It sucked like a black hole.
I tried deleting it from my Apple Music library.
It won't let me do it...
It's still there, what, 12 years later? 15?
Posted by: navybrat
It wasn't just that you could download it for free, everyone with an account was "gifted" it. I successfully deleted it though.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 08, 2020 10:19 PM (uhGSf)
Earlier in the week The ONT covered the woman from UT booted from a plasma center for too much nipple. Now in Myrtle Beach there is not enough thong.
Face masks.
Crotch masks.
Ass masks.
The Karen Gestapo is tanned, rested and ready.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 10:19 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:06 PM (H3MF
Howdy, PW! I hope all is well with you!
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:19 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 08, 2020 10:19 PM (d9Irc)
Posted by: CMU VET at August 08, 2020 10:20 PM (SYVOv)
You heard the noise they make
Let me introduce you to my Rocket '88
Yes, it's great, just won't wait
Everybody likes my Rocket '88
Baby, we'll will ride in style movin' all along
V-8 motor and this modern design
Black convertible top and the girls don't mind
Sportin' with me, ridin' all around town for joy
Blow your horn, rocket, blow your horn
Step in my rocket and don't be late
We're pullin' out about a half past eight
Goin' on the corner and havin' some fun
Takin' my rocket on a long, hot run
Ooh, goin' out, oozin' and cruisin' and havin' fun
Now that you've ridden in my Rocket '88
I'll be around every night about eight
You know it's great, don't be late
Everybody likes my Rocket '88
Girls will ride in style, movin' all along
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 08, 2020 10:20 PM (qpZQF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:20 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:20 PM (4JM5Y)
Let the Democrats sue to block unemployment payments and the suspension of student loan payments. LOL.
The Never Trumpers are already shrieking that "this is not who we are".
Rich Lowery:
Even if these acts are technically legal, they run counter to the spirit of our system, and continue the long-running trend of an overweening executive branch steam-rolling a feckless Congress.
Rich, LOLGF.
John Roberts and the Supreme Court changed the rules in the DACA decision, so don't come whining that the Republicans are still morally obligated to abide by the old rules.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 10:21 PM (I2/tG)
They didn't have such helpful things when I was in Grad Scholl.
Then again, no purple hair neither.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. DOCTOR Miklos Blasey-Fraud, CPA, OBE, AM-FM at August 08, 2020 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Happy Hitler Day!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (NWiLs)
Ding!
Ding!
Ding!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:21 PM (pNxlR)
Hey, haters, you know what today, 8/8 signifies?
Aw, c'mon, surely you remember the douchecanoe on MSNBC(?) who 'splained it for all of us.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:15 PM (pNxlR)
A "douchecanoe" on MSNBC? Yeah, that narrows it down...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 08, 2020 10:21 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: Emmie
It is, thank you !
In spite of the heat and humidity.
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:21 PM (arJlL)
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Looks like a played out whore after a bad night.
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I admit, my diary has that sentence a time or two. Why you felt compelled to leave out the redeeming "I'm in love." that always appears afterward, I don't know. I assume malevolence.
Posted by: irright at August 08, 2020 10:22 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: A lotta nerve at August 08, 2020 10:22 PM (JdcHc)
Posted by: BifBewalski at August 08, 2020 10:22 PM (VcFUs)
No, actually the joke goes:
"I don't need to lose weight. My doctor says I'm big boned!"
"No, actually the doc said if you don't lose weight you're boned."
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: EveR at August 08, 2020 10:23 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at August 08, 2020 10:23 PM (Vy7tf)
The first episode of Star Trek TOS is running on MeTV now. This is the "salt monster" episode. Note that is not the "second pilot" episode. That episode ran later, even though it was filmed well before this one.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 10:24 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Having Marie Kondo Shorten His Alias at August 08, 2020 10:03 PM (dwojT)
If you mean Maskhole, yeah.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at August 08, 2020 10:10 PM (ejsiI)
I just read those comments. Who the fuck here thinks the virus doesn't exist? What a fucking idiot. Just because plenty of people here don't think we need to set our hair on fire and we should probably be treating this the same way other fast acting viruses have been treated in the past (ie don't destroy the fucking world because of a cold virus) doesn't mean we don't think its real.
Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2020 10:24 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:06 PM (H3MF
Howdy, PW! I hope all is well with you!
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:19 PM (4JM5Y)
Hi, Emmie! I'm doing well, thanks! I moved to a new position right before the lockdowns than can be done entirely from home, so, yeah, my employer still needs me, yay!
I hope you're doing well, too!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:24 PM (H3MF8)
Does "I buy her pie" work? How about "I eat her pie"?
Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 08, 2020 10:24 PM (qpZQF)
Black bears are the friendly ones.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 10:17 PM (wPVhA)
* * * *
No, Kodiak bears are the friendly ones...
- T. Treadwell
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 08, 2020 10:24 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2020 10:25 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 08, 2020 10:25 PM (dxdqK)
- T. Treadwell
They're always good for a Kodiak moment.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2020 10:25 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Dr. Denis Leary at August 08, 2020 10:25 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 10:26 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at August 08, 2020 10:26 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:26 PM (4JM5Y)
My thesis will be done in interpretive dance form.
*bongos and shakuhachi*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2020 10:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 10:21 PM (I2/tG)
Well, to be fair, you can no longer tell if something is technically legal or illegal by simply reading the Constitution and using common sense, until at least five people (wearing robes) decide it for you, and as a bonus for a nation of 350,000,000 people!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 10:26 PM (eTZoJ)
- T. Treadwell
They're always good for a Kodiak moment.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Little pinch between cheek and gum...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:26 PM (NWiLs)
***
The reaction to Wuhan flu will cause more human misery then doing NOTHING about Wuhan flu would have done.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (XxJt1)
It sucked like a black hole.
I tried deleting it from my Apple Music library.
It won't let me do it...
It's still there, what, 12 years later? 15?
Posted by: navybrat
It wasn't just that you could download it for free, everyone with an account was "gifted" it. I successfully deleted it though.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:18 PM (SfYbS)
Same. They violated my consent in forcing their shit music onto my phone. There were websites dedicated to removing that shit from phones.
Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (pNxlR)
Redefining The Gaze As a Site of Political Contestation
Racist right-wing conservatives weaponize the act of staring at correct-thinking enlightened citizens as an aggressive technique of oppression.
I'll need to steal Steven Weber's Magic Thesarus to make it academically acceptable, but I think it'll work.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (LoXTY)
*bongos and shakuhachi*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2020 10:26 PM (Dc2NZ)
I think you need a vuvuzela section in the orchestra!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (SfYbS)
Wheeler's opponent in November, Sarah Iannarone, who likes to refer to herself as the "Antifa mayor", refused to denounce burning down a police station, with police in it in a TV interview, despite being pressed by the reporter.
All she would say is:
I condemn arson, obviously. I also condemn the countless deaths of Black individuals at the hands of police.
Translation: she actually doesn't condemn arson, so long as the right people are doing it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (I2/tG)
Black bears are the friendly ones.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 10:17 PM (wPVhA
Spectacled Bear - hawt librarian type!
Posted by: Yogi with a boner bear. at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (Vy7tf)
If you'll excuse me, I have to murder women, children, puppies and kittens by not wearing a fully-encapsulating suit in my own house.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2020 10:25 PM (DMUuz)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (WFcrO)
Well, to be fair, you can no longer tell if something is technically
legal or illegal by simply reading the Constitution and using common
sense, until at least five people (wearing robes) decide it for you, and
as a bonus for a nation of 350,000,000 people!
***
And this will continue until a president or a state tells the SC to go pound sand.
Personally, I would have ignored the SC except to ask the miscreants in the majority if they wanted a free trip to Juarez as well.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (qlFIA)
We are doing fine. We're planning to go to the TX MoMe, but so far this year we haven't been able to count on travel plans working out, so who knows if we'll actually make it.
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (4JM5Y)
No Worries, Bro: Decentering Historical Categories in an Intersectional Framework.
It's kind of terrifying how that doesn't like something a leftist WOULDN'T write.
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 08, 2020 10:29 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:29 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 10:30 PM (ja/kn)
Wheeler's opponent in November, Sarah Iannarone, who likes to refer to herself as the "Antifa mayor"
***
Wow, she's got the full Karen look going on.
I bet she makes her hubbie wear the mask when she gives me her sad, yearly handjob on his birthday.
Posted by: Obligatory at August 08, 2020 10:30 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:30 PM (2T5U5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (eTZoJ)
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Too phallic!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2020 10:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
I never understood the appeal of U2
After watching the rather interesting documentary It Might Get Loud with Edge, Jack White and Jimmy Page, it became obvious that if you steal the echo machine from Edge's pedalboard, he's a mediocre and forgettable guitarist.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2020 10:31 PM (LoXTY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:30 PM (2T5U5)
It includes video. You have to scan ahead a fair amount to get to the good parts. She's a spinner.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 10:31 PM (luzVb)
I condemn arson, obviously. I also condemn the countless deaths of Black individuals at the hands of police.
***
Pretty sure they have a very specific number.
If she wants the unarmed number in 2020 I believe it was 5.
Note Antifa/BLM have murdered something like 30 people since the riots started.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:31 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2020 10:31 PM (LoXTY)
The Edge can barely play guitar at all. Unbelievable that he's rich and famous.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:32 PM (NWiLs)
Redefining The Gaze As a Site of Political Contestation
Racist right-wing conservatives weaponize the act of staring at correct-thinking enlightened citizens as an aggressive technique of oppression.
I'll need to steal Steven Weber's Magic Thesarus to make it academically acceptable, but I think it'll work.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (LoXTY)
===
And don't forget "making invisible!"
You see, to look is evil. But to not look: evil!
No shit, that is a thang.
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 08, 2020 10:32 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2020 10:32 PM (mht8P)
****
Too many tats.
Its like looking at the Mona Lisa after a toddler scribbled on it with a pen.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:32 PM (qlFIA)
Same. They violated my consent in forcing their shit music onto my phone. There were websites dedicated to removing that shit from phones.
Posted by: buzzion
Never wanted it. Never played it. Still on my phone.
I see it now and then when I scroll through my albums. "Oh, that shit." is my thought.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:32 PM (pNxlR)
Does that loon have much of a chance against Wheeler?
I've seen very little about her in the WA media.
But then, they're still talking about the peaceful protests.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 08, 2020 10:33 PM (d9Irc)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:31 PM (qlFIA)
Chicago and Baltimore want to get in on the contest with one slight rule change!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 10:33 PM (eTZoJ)
I remember reading both at various points.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:33 PM (qlFIA)
Almost every man measures himself when he is a Teen ager.
Things shrink, with age.
Some assembly, required.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:33 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 10:33 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
They're making you work for them. I had to do an image search.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:33 PM (SfYbS)
We are doing fine. We're planning to go to the TX MoMe, but so far this year we haven't been able to count on travel plans working out, so who knows if we'll actually make it.
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (4JM5Y)
I hope you can make it! The Texas Morons deserve to know how awesome you guys are, too!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:33 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:34 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 08, 2020 10:34 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2020 10:34 PM (Dc2NZ)
Good evening, all. Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum!
Posted by: Toni at August 08, 2020 10:34 PM (/c+mq)
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I never understood the appeal of U2
Me either
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08
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Best practice would have been: U2? (to which the answer would obviously be: yes, me2)
Posted by: AOSHQ style guide at August 08, 2020 10:34 PM (RVcmP)
U2
Well, tastes vary.
Came upon another one of "those" families tonight.
The Sursock family of Lebanon.
Only single sourced so far but pretty reliable.
"The Rothschilds of the Middle East"
Likely human traffickers through companies owned used as covers?
Next two to four weeks could be very "enlightening."
Time to fade
Love each other fellow babies.
Posted by: TeeJ at August 08, 2020 10:34 PM (G3Kkn)
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:34 PM (arJlL)
Why is The Bulwark like a Glory Hole at a Filthy Truck Stop?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:35 PM (pNxlR)
***
Since policing activity has been restricted thanks to blue state mayors and riots the number of black people being murdered has skyrocketed.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:35 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:11 PM (ioe2j)
U2 have always been on my ignore list.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:35 PM (2T5U5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (eTZoJ)
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Too phallic!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 08, 2020 10:30 PM
While I've heard you can be pantsophobic, I've never had the impression you were phallophobic.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2020 10:35 PM (DMUuz)
We are doing fine. We're planning to go to the TX MoMe, but so far this year we haven't been able to count on travel plans working out, so who knows if we'll actually make it.
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (4JM5Y)
Emmie!!
Make it a road trip. In previous years I've stopped in Norman the night before and the driven the rest of the way the next morning.
You'll be happy to have made it!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 08, 2020 10:36 PM (0ReGO)
U2 put on an amazing show when I saw them. It was the Zooropa tour. The Achtung Baby album I can still listen too on a loop. Same for Joshua Tree and War.
All there albums post Zooropa? Meh. They've been coasting for years now.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:36 PM (ioe2j)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:36 PM (NWiLs)
___
I'll come up with an answer shortly.
Posted by: Peter Omiyyada-yada at August 08, 2020 10:36 PM (qlFIA)
This sounds like a winning Step 2 of the Underwear Gnome formula for me!
(1. Go back to school for advanced degree
2. ?
3. Profit!!!!)
Posted by: barbarausa at August 08, 2020 10:37 PM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at August 08, 2020 10:37 PM (IAtY2)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at August 08, 2020 10:37 PM (2lndx)
Having been to beaches in Europe I can definitively say some people in thongs are a far greater crime then you would guess.
***
German beach attire is the second worst thing they've foisted on the world.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:37 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (ja/kn)
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U2 have always been on my ignore list.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:35 PM
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I think South Park summed up Bono (and by extension U2) pretty well.
Posted by: irright at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (RVcmP)
It's a must read paper. It only cost $79,000 in student loan debt to become an expert.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (cKrll)
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at August 08, 2020 10:37 PM (IAtY2)
Yup, if only we could have a sliding scale, of Burckha use?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (NgKpN)
We are doing fine. We're planning to go to the TX MoMe, but so far this year we haven't been able to count on travel plans working out, so who knows if we'll actually make it.
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:28 PM (4JM5Y)
Emmie!!
Make it a road trip. In previous years I've stopped in Norman the night before and the driven the rest of the way the next morning.
You'll be happy to have made it!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at August 08, 2020 10:36 PM (0ReGO)
Road trip? That's an interesting idea! I have a ridiculous amount of vacation time saved up, by the way.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2020 10:39 PM (9Om/r)
Dunno. Wheeler made a big political mistake - he put no effort into the primary, and still got 49% of the vote. Had he exerted himself slightly, he would have gotten 50% of the vote, and no runoff.
Antifa Sarah is a viable political candidate solely because the Portland city council recently passed an idiotic law giving a 7:1 match for contributions up to $250 (as long as you limit your maximum accepted contribution to $250), so Sarah is running a campaign that is 85% funded by taxpayers.
Ted is widely hated - he is too accommodating of Antifa for moderates in Portland, and he is absolutely despised by demonstrators.
Antifa Sarah wil immediately become the worst big-city mayor in the US if she is elected.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 10:39 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: irright
Heh! Yes, yes they did!
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:39 PM (ioe2j)
- T. Treadwell
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 08, 2020 10:24 PM (WFcrO)
With the Polaroid bears, you are done in 60 seconds.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:39 PM (2T5U5)
https://tinyurl.com/yxg4fay2
Surprise- he's sleeping.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (NgKpN)
Another flawed study from the UK.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (m+yM6)
I see it now and then when I scroll through my albums. "Oh, that shit." is my thought.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:32 PM (pNxlR)
The fact that there are posts dedicated just to removing this piece of shit shows how much of a back fire it was.
https://tinyurl.com/yyyy4mmt
Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (vMCab)
It seems to be real. The facebook post is quite funny.
Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (/2aWP)
@147...it seems hardly worth the effort?
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (ja/kn)
I was just riffing on the create your thesis title exercise.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (pNxlR)
Redefining The Gaze As a Site of Political Contestation
Racist right-wing conservatives weaponize the act of staring at
correct-thinking enlightened citizens as an aggressive technique of
oppression.
I'll need to steal Steven Weber's Magic Thesarus to make it academically acceptable, but I think it'll work.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2020 10:27 PM (LoXTY)
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Too late. It's actually sort of a thing already.
https://thedonald.win/p/Gc7akRYP/eye-contact-is-sexistavoidin/c/
Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (+3rQF)
Posted by: creeper
Could be worse; he could be like Walt Disney singing "Another Saturday Nite and I Ain't got No Body...."
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)
It's full of perverts that you would shun like a rabid dog if you knew what they got up to.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at August 08, 2020 10:37 PM (IAtY2)
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Have you yet immersed yourself in the concept of fat German men wearing speedos?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (wPVhA)
So the average erect penis is about an inch shorter than what most men think it is
___
You get used to it. Well, until you run into a Jamaican at the club.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (arJlL)
Hmmm, Sam Cook singing 'When you wish upon a star'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:42 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 10:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:42 PM (Y0bLv)
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:42 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM (rCwaK)
So stand closer to the toilet
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM (Y0bLv)
The last black person killed by the cops in Portland was a gangbanger who had just shot two people, and was charging the cops with a pistol in his hand.
Antifa has turned him into a martyr, of course, and thus is an example of "police murder".
The last slightly questionable killing of a black person in Portland was seventeen years ago.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (arJlL)
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GFY
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM (wPVhA)
As for measuring a flaccid penis, why would you bother?
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:44 PM (arJlL)
"On you maybe"...Jeffrey Lebowski
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 10:44 PM (ja/kn)
And I heard about your gentleman comment.
It took an Act of Congress. And my wife rolled her eyes when I repeated it.
See you in Texas. Looking forward to iy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 10:44 PM (u82oZ)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IF YOUR HIKING PARTNER IS SLOWER THAN YOU THERE IS NO NEED TO PUSH HIM DOWN, YOU SIMPLY OUTRUN HIM.
IF YOUR HIKING PARTNER IS AS FAST AS YOU, YOU NEED TO NOT ONLY PUSH HIM DOWN, BUT ALSO KNEECAP HIM WITH YOUR HIKING STICK SO THAT HE STAYS DOWN. SQUIRTING HONEY ON HIM AT THAT POINT IS OPTIONAL.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBURGER at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (Y0bLv)
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: Barack H Obama at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (XxJt1)
Yep. Too quiet.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (XxJt1)
OTOH, go to a beach in Turkey frequented by Russian tourists. There may be fat people on the beach, but you won't notice them, given the other people worthy of notice.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:45 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 10:46 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
Aw, c'mon, surely you remember the douchecanoe on MSNBC(?) who 'splained it for all of us.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2020 10:15
Isn't it something Nazi, like Hitler's bday?
FFS so many things are Nazi today. A freaking OK sign? Get real.
Posted by: Farmer at August 08, 2020 10:46 PM (rfVCG)
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:41 PM (arJlL)
That was Ted Williams.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:46 PM (A5zUN)
......
"Who do you think you are gonna please with that lil' thing?"
"Me".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2020 10:46 PM (cKrll)
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (XxJt1)
Yep. Too quiet.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Hillary's up to something.......
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (arJlL)
A month should be sufficient to review.
Posted by: zombie Frank Zappa at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (DMUuz)
I try to keep an eye on Portland via the usual suspects but they are as dismal as I expect.
No information and insight.
The Spokane station said that three eastern OR counties have qualified to split off and join ID.
The OR legislature will deny it as will the US congress.
I don't believe we're voting our way out of this.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (d9Irc)
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (Y0bLv)
It seems to be real. The facebook post is quite funny.
Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (/2aWP)
Yeah the thing is of course you don't push down your slower friends. They're already slower.
You push down your faster friends.
Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (vMCab)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:46 PM (A5zUN)
And frogs have the finest.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (2T5U5)
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 08, 2020 10:48 PM (BRkq2)
As for measuring a flaccid penis, why would you bother?
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM (XxJt1)
'Its also amazing that only MEN do this?
Lady Parts also have certain... limits.
don't ask me how I know, but...
It can be a deal breaker for MEN too.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:48 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 10:48 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 10:48 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:48 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:49 PM (A5zUN)
At the beach was my first sighting of Germans on holiday. She was a very large German woman with vast, and saggy, tracks of land. GreenPeace would have protected her if she got in the water. Disappointed.
It did get better. Calvi, Corsica still comes to mind.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 10:49 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:46 PM (A5zUN)
And frogs have the finest.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (2T5U5)
Out of all mammals? I'd think either hippos or dolphins would claim that title...
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:49 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 10:50 PM (i9MkD)
"Stanley told me the world is run by pedophiles," Nicole Kidman said while promoting HBO's Big Little Lies, in Los Angeles. "He studied secret societies his whole life, he was fascinated by them, and he said the elite, the top secret societies, they are full of men with a certain predilection. They are tied together, sort of bonded, by pedophilia."They all know each other's dark secrets. There is no way out for any of them. It's a lifetime bond. Even if one of them wanted to go straight, repent, so to speak, he can't. His peers will bring him down. They are in it until death, driving the world to ruin. That's kind of how Stanley explained it but it was all very complex. I'm probably not doing it justice."
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 10:50 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2020 10:50 PM (KfC1e)
don't ask me how I know, but...
It can be a deal breaker for MEN too.
Posted by: Romeo13
Help me find my keys and we can drive out.
Posted by: just the punchline at August 08, 2020 10:50 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2020 10:40 PM (/2aWP)
Yeah the thing is of course you don't push down your slower friends. They're already slower.
You push down your faster friends.
Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (vMCab)
You'd push down your FRIENDS?
You and I have a different view, of Friend.
Now, someone I don't know? OK... but I have very few friends....
And how do I define friend? Someone I would bury a body for.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:50 PM (NgKpN)
So stand closer to the toilet
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM
This is how it starts, gentlemen. Next thing you know, they want you to put the seat down.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 08, 2020 10:50 PM (DMUuz)
***
Actually, I presume not. At this point default is inevitable.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 10:50 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:51 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 10:51 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:38 PM (XxJt1)
Yep. Too quiet.
Posted by: Insomniac
INSOM IS INSIDE THE WIRE!!!
Posted by: Pfc. Miklos at August 08, 2020 10:51 PM (QzkSJ)
*shrugs*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2020 10:51 PM (KfC1e)
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (Y0bLv)
no stimulus check
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 10:51 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:52 PM (XxJt1)
As for measuring a flaccid penis, why would you bother?
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM (XxJt1)
If you must measure, it has to be from the top.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:52 PM (H3MF8)
Actually, the Greater Idaho plan is to have Idaho absorb much of eastern Washington, and all of eastern and southern Oregon.
Yeah, it's not going anywhere.
Portland Antifa is targeting the police union offices again tonight.
Its amazing - all this mayhem in Portland is being caused by just a couple of hundred people. Without the support of the local prosecutor and elected officials, they would have been suppressed a month ago.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 10:52 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (cKrll)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:47 PM (Y0bLv)
no stimulus check
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 10:51 PM (J8nVw)
Nope, gonna kill Social Security and Medicare instead.
Which you kids will also pay for.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:51 PM (A5zUN)
Uh-oh. Gwynnie Paltrow will be steaming her clam with puppy chow, now.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (2T5U5)
You and I have a different view, of Friend.
As they say in the post, "if you feel your friendship has run its course".
Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (KfC1e)
So stand closer to the toilet
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:43 PM
Women do not fully appreciate the complexity level of taking a whizz with morning wood.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Flyover at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (Rbu5d)
That ole' Length vs Volume issue.
Posted by: J. Strom Thurmond at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (QzkSJ)
I would do extremely rude things to Sam Panda.
She might enjoy them.
But, I doubt any of them would be new and different for her...
Me: Ecstasy
Her: Tuesday
Posted by: Biggus Dickus at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (w3OLr)
Their fear-mongering is destroying the nation.
************
Unlike Gov. Polis in Colorado who takes a calm measured approach, describing the pandemic thusly:
"It's like a boulder sitting on top of a hill: One wrong move and we can go into a rockslide."
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:52 PM (XxJt1)
Apparently you have not been exposed to the thing called...
Menopause.
Trust me, sometimes it don't work out.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (NgKpN)
I'm pretty big actually
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (oAY8z)
Might as well start between your shoulder blades.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (A5zUN)
If you must measure, it has to be from the top.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:52 PM (H3MF
[)I]I think there are a lot of men who do not understand this rule.
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 10:52 PM (I2/tG)
Oregon really, really needs a Pinochet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (2T5U5)
This story is... was he a midget? What car is large enough to accommodate a 13yo male sitting on a grown woman's lap behind the steering wheel?
There are other things too but modernity has ruined that.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (m+yM6)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
I can't wait for the day when they are legit suppressed.
*helicopter rotors in the distance*
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (Y0bLv)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 10:55 PM (eTZoJ)
What is the most important part of a woman with regards to sexual activity?
Lots of chagrin on their faces. Usually no answer, but finally a pleading motion with a hand for an answer.
"Her brain! So use yours, too. "
Been a while since I said this. Probably get fired.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 10:55 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 10:55 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2020 10:55 PM (XxJt1)
*******
Jared "Wiley Coyote" Polis
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (Fc5rx)
Erect sigma is actually 0.65", and the mean was 5.17". So that means that 68% of boners are between 4.52" and 5.82"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
It is not a precision firearm, ladies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (u82oZ)
https://tinyurl.com/y3bgnro8
https://tinyurl.com/y4gb6dty
https://tinyurl.com/yyg8fhnw
https://tinyurl.com/y5vde22d
https://tinyurl.com/y5p69nwc
Posted by: kbdabear at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 10:52 PM (H3MF[)I]
I think there are a lot of men who do not understand this rule.
Posted by: creeper
I use the displacement method myself.
Posted by: J. Strom Miklos at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)
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I was reading an argument the other day that since men of different racial groups have differing size organs....do women as well? It certainly would be odd if say the women of Japan and Jamaican are the same size considering the differences in their men wouldn't it?
Apparently this is banned science however. Because this time line sucks.
Posted by: Obligatory at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (qlFIA)
The prosecutor in Portland has already said he's dropping all charges against the antifa scum.
The Feds arrested, charges and because there's no bail in the federal system, released pending trial.
The other option was to stick them in a cell and let them stew until trial.
I hope you are not in the middle of that crap.
It is going to get much worse I'm afraid.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 08, 2020 10:57 PM (d9Irc)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:57 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:57 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2020 10:57 PM (O+AcM)
Interesting.
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 08, 2020 10:57 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (Fc5rx)
I like (sarc) how he resorted to rude names and cursing to try to improve compliance.
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
Nobody knows the troubles I seen
Posted by: Mournful Ficus at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:57 PM (SfYbS)
More, 'fire off a round to get a feel for things'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Spray & pray
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:57 PM (SfYbS)
I thought you could use it to write your name in the snow.
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (Y0bLv)
I'm pretty big actually
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 10:53 PM (oAY8z)
Might as well start between your shoulder blades.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:54 PM (A5zUN)
Holy Cow! I'm setting records here!
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 10:50 PM (NgKpN)
* * * *
*high five*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (WFcrO)
********
Oh man, I'm not touching this one.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 10:59 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 10:59 PM (wPVhA)
"Identifying Forms of Oppression in New Media"
That has been covered several times a year, surely.
Posted by: sassy at August 08, 2020 10:59 PM (tUGnI)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 10:59 PM (Fc5rx)
That would be illegal.
Unless you are Don Lemon.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:00 PM (A5zUN)
********
Oh man, I'm not touching this one.
Posted by: Muldoon
*eyes 10 foot pole*
Posted by: Miklos with PPE at August 08, 2020 11:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 10:57 PM (SfYbS)
More, 'fire off a round to get a feel for things'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (A5zUN)
Fire for effect!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at August 08, 2020 11:00 PM (YynYJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Van Patten or Van Dyke?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:00 PM (NWiLs)
SUPPRESSING FIRE!
*heard from the bathroom*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (Y0bLv)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Ya should've known once the bat door got left open....
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Miklos, usually in, if not on time at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Been a while since I said this. Probably get fired.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 10:55 PM (u82oZ)
Have you ever thought about all the brain dead middle school students you could offend with such a question!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 10:59 PM (wPVhA)
Seeing as how we're pretty much all dicks around here...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (NWiLs)
Is their no NSA parking lot or a rural farm available?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (u82oZ)
Exactly. Or a father or uncle.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:02 PM (m+yM6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Darren I or Darren II?
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:02 PM (Y0bLv)
But one of the conditions of the people released on Federal charges is that they not come within a couple of miles of the Federal courthouse, pending trial (which includes much of downtown, BTW).
For people arrested by Portland cops, they are quickly released, and in many cases rearrested again. There's no bail condition that they stay away from riots.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at August 08, 2020 11:02 PM (I2/tG)
and he said the elite, the top secret societies, they are full of men
with a certain predilection. They are tied together, sort of bonded, by
pedophilia.
***
I don't think this is true really. Pedophilia isn't an issue in all cultures (hello Muhammed!) though I would believe deviance in general is a common attribute in elites.
It lets them revel in something the plebes can't.
That being said, Eyes Wide Shut is NOT just a movie. There are way to many coincidences. For example, the hall that they filmed in is owned by one of Jeffrey Epstein's recruiters (Clare Hazell), who had events there....presumably while doing her dirty work...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 11:02 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:02 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (Y0bLv)
I've had far too little excitement in my life to even test this theory.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:03 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:02 PM (NWiLs)
Me neither. It's all just theory.
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:03 PM (Y0bLv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:04 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:04 PM (ja/kn)
Epstein killed himself in prison
Posted by: Official Stories at August 08, 2020 11:05 PM (J8nVw)
U2 started off great, and I gotta disagree with what was said earlier... they started off, at least, willing to scare the suburban wine moms. Case in point:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkeDjLZMRRk
IMHO they continued to make some pretty good music, and I still consider myself a fan, but do I worship them or think everything they've done is fantastic, or enjoy Bono's preaching? Not at all. They definitely peaked early.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (Y0bLv)
Sometimes, the sky is the limit.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:05 PM (m+yM6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
They always fall for that one.
Posted by: "Baby" Otter at August 08, 2020 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 08, 2020 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: four seasons at August 08, 2020 11:05 PM (wCLLY)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 11:06 PM (SfYbS)
Apparently this is banned science however. Because this time line sucks.
Posted by: Obligatory at August 08, 2020 10:56 PM (qlFIA)
From... oh... practical experience?
Yes, it matters.
OK, going to 'out' meself a bit here.
There is a reason I don't date oriental women, even though I find some of them very attractive.
I also no longer date Black Women, although I have in the past.
Why? The sex was just not that great.
Now, I say this as someone who had LITTERALLY been around the world. Been to every Continent except Australia. Sailed 5 out of 7 Seas, and every ocean.
And was only married for a grand total of 3 years, out of 61....
Size does matter... for both partners.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 11:06 PM (eTZoJ)
Tallywhacker Quantitative Management
Posted by: Insomniac
Now do JIT
Posted by: Miklos, usually in, if not on time at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Jimmy Increment Totaling
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:07 PM (J8nVw)
The exact opposite is the case. There's probably no way to actually sustain an epidemic once it's started to meet its natural limits, which are a function of many things but are always there (hence the Gompertz function and curve).
Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2020 11:07 PM (OTzUX)
Unlike Gov. Polis in Colorado who takes a calm measured approach, describing the pandemic thusly:
"It's like a boulder sitting on top of a hill: One wrong move and we can go into a rockslide."
Posted by: Muldoon
Just push it on top of the road runner.
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote at August 08, 2020 11:07 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 10:55
That is awesome. WTG
Posted by: Farmer at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (rfVCG)
One goal of school is to get middle school boys to think. It has recently been an uphill battle.
One time when I was teaching biology to 10th graders I had a male student ask about morning wood. Lots of sniggers. So I answered him. Clinically. He was abashed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (u82oZ)
Or, maybe in some hospital recovering from resisting arrest.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (d9Irc)
A 3-sigma cock is thus 7.12".
So, Penthouse Forum where 8" cocks were claimed all the time was a big liar, of course.
A 2 sigma cock is 6.47", and that gets 98% of the population. Well centered about the mean including the low side as well, so, you can say that 99% of dicks are less than 6.5" long.
A 7" cock is the on far tails of that distribution.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (wPVhA)
Maybe my eyes were.......
never mind
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask!
boys measuring their toys
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (J8nVw)
Tallywhacker Quantitative Management
Posted by: Insomniac
Now do JIT
Posted by: Miklos, usually in, if not on time at August 08, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Can we call it a Tallywhaker?
Posted by: Principal, Angel Beach High at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:08 PM (TdMsT)
There's absolutely nothing going on over here, unfortunately.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (NWiLs)
{{{Insom}}}
Same here.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2020 11:10 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: rhomboid
You forgot to add the OrangeManBad function into the equation. That allows the Dem governors/Media/Deep State to sustain the epidemic until Nov. 3rd.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 11:10 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:10 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (J8nVw)
They are obsessed with those things.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (TdMsT)
and you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube, evidently
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask!
boys measuring their toys
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist
Its not a toy; its a tool !
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (arJlL)
1) the great variety of dimensions in women's sexual anatomy limits complementary male partners to those who are, shall we say, a good fit, or the
2) Nah, women are all the same more less. One's as good as another.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (NWiLs)
Some threads you should just watch from a distance!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (eTZoJ)
I admit it's pretty funny.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Sigmund Freud at August 08, 2020 11:13 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (TdMsT)
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They insist on themselves.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 11:13 PM (wPVhA)
Some threads you should just watch from a distance!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (eTZoJ)
That distance is about an inch shorter than you think it is.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:13 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:13 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask!
Well, it is a MisHum ONT, so ...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 11:14 PM (eTZoJ)
Some threads you should just watch from a distance!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at August 08, 2020 11:11 PM (eTZoJ)
I admit it's pretty funny.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:12 PM (TdMsT)
we are here, to amuse.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:14 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (H3MF
Wanted to purchase one, now I'm not so sure.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:14 PM (m+yM6)
They made a big production of how much they missed her, crying up front when making their remarks, but I don't remember them ever coming to see the woman while she was alive.
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:14 PM (Y0bLv)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 11:14 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (H3MF
This too is the story of foreplay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:14 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)
So, both, is not better?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:14 PM (NgKpN)
That distance is about an inch shorter than you think it is.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:13 PM (NWiLs)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:15 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:15 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2020 11:15 PM (vIxqx)
The original title of Love Me Tender was Love Me Rubbery.
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:15 PM (arJlL)
same category or
small- medium or medium- large pairings are ok, but small-large pairings will just lead to pain and/or disappointment
Posted by: book thread eve preview at August 08, 2020 11:16 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:16 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 11:09 PM (H3MF
This too is the story of foreplay.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:14 PM (A5zUN)
Italian foreplay.
Hey, Wakea up!
Jewish foreplay, 3 hours of beggin?
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:17 PM (A5zUN)
Act 1
Plucky Comic Relief --- In a Codpiece!
Act II
Plucky Comic Relief. -- In a wiene-bender Speedo
Act III -
Plucky Comic Relief. -- Comes up an inch short.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:17 PM (m+yM6)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:17 PM (HZv/d)
Posted by: rhomboid at August 08, 2020 11:07 PM (OTzUX)
The Left is trying their darnedest to sustain it as long as possible.
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 11:18 PM (4JM5Y)
"Wear the mask." " Make your kids wear the mask" " Just wear the mask..."
WHO THE FUCK are these people? Where the hell am I?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 11:18 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:18 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:17 PM (m+yM6)
Unless you are hung like a watermelon.
Hard to find pants, I would imagine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:18 PM (A5zUN)
Keep in mind, too, that some women prefer a smaller pee-pee. They might have problems with being penetrated too deeply, you know?
Measure from the top, and if she thinks it sounds too small, you can always whip it out and show it to her. Maybe her exes measured it from the side or something, so she might not really know better.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 11:18 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:17 PM (HZv/d)
If I'm going to bid on a duck, I want to know its size.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: rhomboid
*******
Short answer: Yes, yes he is.
Longer answer: I think Polis very early on bought into the notion of models as "science", and has been fed a constant barrage of epidemiologic models that 1) are cartoonish in their presumptions and 2) feed his ego with the idea that his policy positions and executive orders are actually driving the course of the epidemic in Colorado.
Exhibit #1: From early April, :
Gov. Jared Polis and other state officials have been relying on a model built by researchers at the University of Colorado Anschutz Medical Campus
https://tinyurl.com/v28hnhs
Exhibit #2: From last month, Colorado School of Public Health modeling app, which allows the public to play out various scenarios of mask compliance, distancing and a couple of other variables. Move one of the slide bars a few percentage points and watch the cartoonish change in the epidemic curve.
https://tinyurl.com/y28ududg
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 11:19 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:17 PM (HZv/d)
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That's just an old canard.
HI WILLOW!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 11:19 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:20 PM (u82oZ)
So I posted a link to that Pigman video, where he gets 40 pigs in 200 seconds from his helicopter. At least some people liked it, others helpfully pointed out that you probably couldn't use an AK-47 inside city limits.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 08, 2020 11:21 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020 11:21 PM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:21 PM (m+yM6)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:21 PM (HZv/d)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:19 PM (TdMsT)
Damn, I never get hugs around here....
/pouts
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:21 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Freddy Mercury, in duck form at August 08, 2020 11:21 PM (SfYbS)
Careful there. It might be a witch. You'll have to burn her.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:22 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:16 PM
Irish foreplay: "Brrrace yourself, Brrridget!"
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 11:22 PM (i9MkD)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:20 PM (u82oZ)
Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Let's go space fuckin'!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:22 PM (HZv/d)
Have a great night everyone.
May you have fireworks tonight.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:21 PM (u82oZ)
Not too cold, I hope! You know about shrinkage, right?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 11:23 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:23 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:23 PM (J8nVw)
{{{LadyL}}}
Have LadyL shout in your ear for a hug. [Just one of the stories from the last MoMeet.]
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:23 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:24 PM (HZv/d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:24 PM (A5zUN)
the shtick is gettin so old
Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2020 10:57
I liked Redeye when it started. He's done good on the Five. But his show is getting lame and he should ditch Tyrus and Kat. They are now boring.
Posted by: Farmer at August 08, 2020 11:24 PM (rfVCG)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2020 11:24 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 08, 2020
Twenty I hear twenty we got twenty do I hear twenty five twenty five do I hear twenty five?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:16 PM
Irish foreplay: "Brrrace yourself, Brrridget!"
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 11:22 PM (i9MkD)
Got to admit, my Favorite Ren Faire costume
Me Kilt and Bastard Sword. By far the most fun.
Because it is inevitable that someone walks up and asks me what I have underneath me Kilt.
and the answer is either... 'me boots'.
Or, if they are an asshat?
'You're wife's lipstick'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:25 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:25 PM (eTZoJ)
Dogs fed. The rescue girl, Musya, who's the tiniest Borzoi in Christendom, can really pack in down. She's starting to get a little fat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2020 11:25 PM (mht8P)
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Did boobs ever leave? I didn't notice.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 11:25 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at August 08, 2020 11:25 PM (+ldAm)
They wouldn't say who did it, but I remember researching it at one point and figuring out who the astronauts were - basically I looked at who wasn't married on flights with female astronauts.
I imagine all the electrodes and video cameras probably took a lot of the fun out of it...
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 11:26 PM (qlFIA)
Prothonotary Warbler
Yes. I know about cold pools and measurements. Alas.
GTG. Seems like an quite interesting thread, but duty calls.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:26 PM (u82oZ)
That sounds more like Theater, so "Arts" and not "Humanities".
Oh well, they'll never catch on.
Posted by: mikeski at August 08, 2020 11:26 PM (P1f+c)
Here's a link... https://www.caucusroom.com/
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 11:26 PM (H3MF8)
Performing Agency in New Media.
Right. IOW, webworks! (!couple new ones in nic link!)
___
That other thing.
Six feet is a not great but good average height, and six inches is a norm, m/l.
I was as a young adult a bit over 5'11¾" - I'd say, you do the conversion math, but, it's the ONT.
I may have lost a ¼" - by the end of the day these days... in height!
___
Fire all of your guns at once and
explode into space.
G'night.
Posted by: mindful webworker
radically inclined webworks
at August 08, 2020 11:26 PM (VBVzn)
Posted by: Braenyard
I wish I could remember this poem my grandpa told me about Ol' Suzy that passed around told by the guys in his day, but the only stanza I can remember goes:
Rich girls use tampons
Poor girls use rags
But Ol' Suzy's got a big one
She uses burlap bags
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 08, 2020 11:26 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:23 PM (J8nVw)
That's until zero gravity muscle degradation begins.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (m+yM6)
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (Y0bLv)
The good news is, we found the perpetrator. The bad news is, it's in (fill in the blank)'s handwriting.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (HZv/d)
"Penis size: 2 inches and shrinking, Houston."
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (HZv/d)
My money's on November 4th
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:28 PM (Y0bLv)
https://tinyurl.com/y28ududg
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 11:19 PM (Fc5rx)
I played around with that. If we have 100% compliance on everything, the virus will continue in its current track. If we don't comply, we're all gonna die!!!!!!
I didn't see anything that acknowledged the role of herd immunity in the spread.
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 11:28 PM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:28 PM (HZv/d)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:28 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (HZv/d)
In reality, it's already over. As a tool of governmental overreach and inciting terror among the populace, they're going to ride this horse as long as they possibly can.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow
Nov. 5th ?
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:28 PM (arJlL)
Anyone have any thought on when the pandemic will be officially over?
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (HZv/d)
__________
When no one dies of anything.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (mht8P)
They wouldn't say who did it, but I remember researching it at one point and figuring out who the astronauts were - basically I looked at who wasn't married on flights with female astronauts.
==
was it the female astronaut who went crazy bunny boiler on someone 's wife, draiving cross country in an adult diaper?
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (luzVb)
"Penis size: 2 inches and shrinking, Houston."
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (luzVb)
*beep* You are GO for foreplay.
*beep* Roger that.
*beep* You are cleared for orbital insertion.
*beep* You dick!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (HZv/d)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 08, 2020 11:20 PM (u82oZ)
There goes NaCly flaunting his #SciencePrivilege, but it would indeed be a worthy NASA mission for a change.
Wonder what Elon could do with a grant for this study?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 11:30 PM (VRJug)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (J8nVw)
Didn't she murder her husband or boyfriend?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:30 PM (TdMsT)
Dahlin!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask!
Ahhhhh.... now I can sleep; 'Night, Ladyl !
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:30 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Two people spinning around banging into cabinets screaming about who didn't clean the hallway.
Couldn't they just study Minnesota?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2020 11:30 PM (vIxqx)
I am sure there an unofficial protocols on whacking off in zero-g. You don't want stuff floating around. And guys doing 6 month stints on the ISS probably need to let off some steam.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 11:30 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT)
/blushes
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and LadyL is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,
Who is already sick and pale with grief,
That thou her maid art far more fair than she:
Be not her maid, since she is envious;
Her vestal livery is but sick and green
And none but fools do wear it; cast it off.
It is my lady, O, it is my love
O, that she knew she were!
She speaks yet she says nothing: what of that?
Her eye discourses; I will answer it.
I am too bold, 'tis not to me she speaks:
Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven,
Having some business, do entreat her eyes
To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
What if her eyes were there, they in her head?
The brightness of her cheek would shame those stars,
As daylight doth a lamp; her eyes in heaven
Would through the airy region stream so bright
That birds would sing and think it were not night.
See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!
O, that I were a glove upon that hand,
That I might touch that cheek!
JULIET Ay me!
ROMEO She speaks:
O, speak again, bright angel! for thou art
As glorious to this night, being o'er my head
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:30 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (J8nVw)
---------
I googled "diaper astronaut" and found Lisa Novak.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 11:31 PM (wPVhA)
"Penis size: 2 inches and shrinking, Houston."
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (luzVb)
*beep* You are GO for foreplay.
*beep* Roger that.
*beep* You are cleared for orbital insertion.
*beep* You dick!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (A5zUN)
*beep* The eyes of all Americans are on you right now. Godspeed.
*beep* Goddammit Mission Control!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs)
*beep* Roger that.
*beep* You are cleared for orbital insertion.
*beep* You dick!
Posted by: Aetius451AD
---
A few days after OrbInsert was completed:
*beep* CAPCOM: You are go for Post Orbital Burn.
*beep* Post Orbital Burn affirmative.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2020 11:31 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:31 PM (m+yM6)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (HZv/d)
I would refer you to Michelle Obama, when she said, "Barack will never allow you to return to life as normal."
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at August 08, 2020 11:31 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:31 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:29 PM (HZv/d)
I'm tired of wearing a mask and all the accompanying idiocy.
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:32 PM (Y0bLv)
was it the female astronaut who went crazy bunny boiler on someone 's wife, draiving cross country in an adult diaper?
***
Ha no - but I remember her.
IIRC our Sex-o-naught was a pretty, in shape late 30 something blonde.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 11:32 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 11:32 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 11:30 PM (rCwaK)
That's what all the hydroponic ficus experiments are for.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: empire 1 at August 08, 2020 11:32 PM (ZfWeT)
Posted by: Emmie
*********
Yup. That's why I call it cartoonish. The assumptions are so laughably simplistic and ignore all sorts of factors such as expanding herd immunity, warmer weather, etc. etc. etc.
And yet Polis announced this website by saying something to the effect of "now you can see the science that we see and make decisions based on."
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 11:32 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...privilege this MoFo's at August 08, 2020 11:33 PM (wjzHM)
Posted by: Braenyard
That's only 2 weeks in dog years.
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:33 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 08, 2020 11:31 PM (wPVhA
Yep. Bunny boiler.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:33 PM (HZv/d)
Posted by: Emmie at August 08, 2020 11:28 PM (4JM5Y)
Are they still using the UK model based upon a relatively small island nation and the NHS?
They've only had thirty plus years of salaries and time to develop a model for the US specifically as well as create a data methodology that made sense.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:33 PM (eTZoJ)
After the infamous floating turd incident on Apollo 10, I'm sure they don't chances with anything.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 11:34 PM (rCwaK)
explanation impossible
Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2020 11:34 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:31 PM (ja/kn)
I followed that link, she's white.
That's racial appropriation.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:34 PM (m+yM6)
Learn something new every day.
I always figured he got into Rock n Roll in part out of rebellion for his folks naming him "The Edge".
Whattaya know.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (mht8P)
***
If the Dems sweep all three houses? They'll announce it is over in blue state areas and double down in red state areas.
Easier to send people to camps when you claim it is quarantine!
If the Reps sweep all three houses I presume Trump will push everyone to open up and while the FNM will try to keep the virus crap going it will just peter out...
Mixed government? The dems will try to lock down everything everywhere as they believe the more pain the better.
Either way nothing will change between now and Nov...so I hope you enjoyed flattening the curve for two week, plus, err 9 months.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:33 PM (HZv/d)
Domestic terrorism is a protected activity don'tcha know. Going to church, eh, not so much.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (HZv/d)
"Wear the mask." " Make your kids wear the mask" " Just wear the mask..."
WHO THE FUCK are these people? Where the hell am I?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 11:18 PM (luzVb)
Kilmeade has always been shit.
He was my reference to the people at Fox News having a warehouse full of kleenex and jergens for when Jeb won the nomination. The orgasmic delight he had talking about Jeb was disturbing.
Posted by: buzzion at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (vMCab)
Oh yes, plagues used to last decades.
The very word "quarantine" means 2 weeks before we let you dock at our harbor.
Posted by: navybrat, at large at August 08, 2020 11:36 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:36 PM (HZv/d)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at August 08, 2020 11:37 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Sharkman at August 08, 2020 11:37 PM (1YlHz)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:36 PM (HZv/d)
Yes. They're evil and all need to swing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:37 PM (NWiLs)
Lisa Nowak
she was married but having an affair with fellow astronaut William Oefelein
he started dating someone else
she went cuckoo and tried to kidnap (with intent to murder?) the new girl
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:38 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2020 11:38 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (HZv/d)
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:38 PM (Y0bLv)
Compare that to the Wuhan flu that is perhaps 2X as dangerous as the seasonal flu (and mostly to those with health issues).
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 11:38 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:38 PM (HZv/d)
Posted by: Braenyard
That's only 2 weeks in dog years.
Posted by: JT at August 08, 2020 11:33 PM (arJlL)
But there was no Imperially mandated social distancing or masks, so science wins again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:39 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at August 08, 2020 11:38 PM (H5knJ)
James Comey's like 6'8" isn't he?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:39 PM (NWiLs)
Then there was the lesbo astronaut who was cyberstalking her ex from the ISS. She did some identity theft thing from the internet connection on the space station.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 11:39 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:39 PM (Y0bLv)
Because it is inevitable that someone walks up and asks me what I have underneath me Kilt.
and the answer is either... 'me boots'.
Or, if they are an asshat?
'You're wife's lipstick'.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:25 PM (NgKpN)
The Sergeant Major of the Black Watch had a few dozen too many one night. Walking home to the barracks, he passed out by the footpath. Mary and Margaret were coming down the path the next morning. Mary asked Margaret, "I wonder what's under his kilt?" Margaret lifted it up and they saw. Mary said, "What should we do?" Margaret said, "I know, take the ribbon off your hair and tie it around it to let him know not to pass out in public." So Mary took the blue ribbon out of her hair and tied it around the Sergeant Major's member. Later that morning, the Sergeant Major woke up, and of course, the first thing he had to do was relieve himself. He looked down and saw the blue ribbon. He said, "Laddie, I donna know where ye been or what ye done, but ye took first prize!"
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 08, 2020 11:39 PM (jK8Z7)
heh
https://www.rockslide.org/music
Posted by: Miklos, Rocker of a Certain Age at August 08, 2020 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
***********
STEM organic metrics
Not really Scientific.
Possibly Technology
In certain circumstances Engineering
At the root of it all, simple Math.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 11:40 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Don't mean a thing if it aint got that swing.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Lord High Executioner at August 08, 2020 11:40 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (HZv/d)
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 11:38 PM (Y0bLv)
Scariest part for me is that we really haven't seen absolute power on display yet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:41 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 08, 2020 11:16 PM
Irish foreplay: "Brrrace yourself, Brrridget!"
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 11:22 PM (i9MkD)
* * * *
Cowboy foreplay: "Get in the truck, bitch!"
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at August 08, 2020 11:41 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 11:39
Anne McClain...
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 11:41 PM (i9MkD)
Posted by: Dieter Comey's Sprokets at August 08, 2020 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:42 PM (HZv/d)
********
Oh man, I'm not touching this one.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 08, 2020 10:59
ISWYDT, LOL
Posted by: Farmer at August 08, 2020 11:43 PM (rfVCG)
one-half inches in diameter when engorged with blood. Dwayne's was seven inches long and two and one-eighth inches in diameter when engorged with blood.
Dwayne's son Bunny had a penis that was exactly average.
Kilgore Trout had a penis seven inches long, but only one and one-quarter inches in diameter...
Harry LeSabre, Dwayne's sales manager, had a penis five inches long and two and one-eighth inches in diameter.
Cyprian Ukwende, the black physician from Nigeria, had a penis six and seven-eighths inches long and one and three-quarters inches in diameter.
Don Breedlove, the gas-conversion unit installer who raped Patty Keene, had a penis five and seven-eighths inches long and one and seven-eighths inches in diameter.
Patty Keene had thirty-four-inch hips, a twenty-six-inch waist, and a thirty-four-inch bosom.
Kurt Vonnegut - Breakfast of Champions
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 08, 2020 11:43 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 11:22 PM (i9MkD)
* * * *
Cowboy foreplay: "Get in the truck, bitch!"
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
Cajun foreplay: Eh Clotilde y'awake?
Posted by: Le Mikleuse at August 08, 2020 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)
IIRC our Sex-o-naught was a pretty, in shape late 30 something blonde.
Lisa Nowak. Not all that.
Posted by: JEM at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:39 PM (NWiLs)
And Jerrold Nadler is 4 foot 5. High or wide, all the same.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (VRJug)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (HZv/d)
So the average erect penis is about an inch shorter than what most men think it is
__________
It's the rulers that are inaccurate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (mht8P)
Short Australian documentary from 1999 about corruption during construction of the Three Gorges Dam.
Synopsis: It's as bad as you suspected. Good luck to everyone downstream.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xJn35MTKCNY+%5BOpen%5D
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (NWiLs)
As a lawyer, you should be fully aware of the critical nature of emanations and penumbras of the shadows cast by the mists that surround the Constitution.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 11:41 PM (i9MkD)
I remember that and looked her up
apparently she was cleared of all charges and her ex was charged with making false statements
which I didn't know
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (HZv/d)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:38 PM (HZv/d)
otherwise, I'm an A+
Posted by: REDACTED at August 08, 2020 11:45 PM (O+AcM)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:46 PM (HZv/d)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Low slung and wide between the wheels.
Posted by: Miklos only heard this about girls before at August 08, 2020 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: DBCooper at August 08, 2020 11:46 PM (y1Mvi)
Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2020 11:47 PM (16bkL)
This one they young and healthy will live and the old will suffer most.
November 4, things will change in this country for the better.
If the truth, and I believe it is, is that HCQ is a prophylactic old and sick people can take it and the rest of the US can go back to normal.
If it's not a prophylactic a protocol of living for old and vulnerable people should be established and the rest of the US go back to normal.
Either way we are all going to die.
And we are all going to live.
Fauci and his gang will be gone and we will press ahead as traditional Americans.
Screamers be damned.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:47 PM (m+yM6)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:47 PM (HZv/d)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Penumbrative emanations are not the same as Emanative Penumbrifications.
Posted by: Chief Justice Miklos "Roy" Bean at August 08, 2020 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Ah, so the astronaut did not "hack" her ex's financial accounts from space or anywhere then, but the ex made it up?
Funny how exoneration of charges never gets the headlines the original charges get.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 11:48 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: publius
yup
lies spread faster than truth, every time
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:50 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
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Bold talk from a guy that, based on his nic, has does some measuring hisself. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at August 08, 2020 11:50 PM (Rvt88)
__________
It's the rulers that are inaccurate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I'm still big, it's the rulers that got small!
Posted by: "Norman" Desmond at August 08, 2020 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: "Norman" Desmond
well, technically, the rulers would have to get bigger, for the excuse to work
Posted by: vmom 2020 grammar nazi and write supremacist at August 08, 2020 11:52 PM (J8nVw)
Posted by: DBCooper at August 08, 2020 11:46 PM
She goes to the gynaecologist, and qzxe peers inside and says, "Sweet Baby Methuselah! That's the most cavernous vagina I have ever examined!"
And the poor woman asks, "Was it necessary to shout that twice, doc?"
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 11:52 PM (i9MkD)
My good man, this is so logical and straight-forward, but the real question is what will maximize graft for professional politicians and their minions?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:52 PM (eTZoJ)
And the poor woman asks, "Was it necessary to shout that twice, doc?"
Posted by: Zettai at August 08, 2020 11:52 PM (i9MkD)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at August 08, 2020 11:53 PM (TdMsT)
He's doing the things a 4 foot 5 man can do...
Posted by: JEM at August 08, 2020 11:54 PM (8erNz)
Your so beautiful but you're going to die some day
Your so beautiful but you're going to die some day
All I want to do is get a little before you pass away
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:55 PM (m+yM6)
Posted by: Case at August 08, 2020 11:55 PM (k9X8l)
Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2020 11:55 PM (R0nQm)
The gallows
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:55 PM (m+yM6)
Posted by: mayate at August 08, 2020 11:57 PM (UO32H)
***
Looking at old Star Trek episodes I'm going to say....no.
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 11:57 PM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Braenyard at August 08, 2020 11:55 PM (m+yM6)
There is so much unused space on the National Mall...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:58 PM (eTZoJ)
"Planned since the 1950s, the massive project was strongly opposed by hydraulic engineers for decades. However, former Chinese leader Jiang Zemin rushed to start the project in 1997 by forcibly passing the proposal at the National Congress. Upon completion in 2009, not a single top official from Beijing attended the ceremony. To this day, the final inspection and acceptance report has not been signed off by the project inspection committee."
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2dj666s
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If this is true, top Chinese politicians have treated the Three Gorges Dam like it's radioactive, for a long time.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at August 08, 2020 11:59 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2020 11:57 PM (qlFIA)
Did Star Trek ever have an episode where the crew was in zero-G?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 12:01 AM (VRJug)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 09, 2020 12:02 AM (unn44)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 12:01 AM (VRJug)
Star Trek V made a plot point out of it for the murder of the Klingon Ambassador. The series, no.
(it requires a bit of a budget to make those scenes)
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 09, 2020 12:03 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Zettai at August 09, 2020 12:04 AM (i9MkD)
The frustrating thing is that you have articulated a pretty comprehensive rational approach to this "pandemic" in a couple of paragraphs!
Why on earth are there seemingly NO government "expert" voices saying similar things in public, unless, as we are just beginning to understand and recognize, the absolute corruption and lust for power and money of the entire Establishment nomenklatura is far far worse than we could ever have imagined.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 09, 2020 12:05 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, drunkenly ruminating at August 09, 2020 12:05 AM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Chief Justice Miklos "Roy" Bean at August 08, 2020 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)
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That line is hereby stolen.
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 09, 2020 12:05 AM (BRkq2)
Penumbrative emanations are not the same as Emanative Penumbrifications.
Posted by: Chief Justice Miklos "Roy" Bean at August 08, 2020 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)
===
That line is hereby stolen.
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 09, 2020 12:05 AM (BRkq2)
That is the mathematical foundation for General Relativity. A X B is not the same as B X A.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 09, 2020 12:08 AM (jK8Z7)
This one they young and healthy will live and the old will suffer most.
Different from absolutely no plague ever.
Except this one. Which became political. Then religious.
Little Brownshirt bullies have found meaning in attacking mask-wearers and non-wearers. For their compliance. For the characteristics of their strap-on obeisance.
Demanding not only their adherence and fealty but their worship.
Like an angel no longer satisfied to be God's most beautiful, they became proud and needed praise.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at August 09, 2020 12:08 AM (luzVb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 09, 2020 12:08 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Zettai at August 09, 2020 12:08 AM (i9MkD)
Posted by: ALH
People will never stop trying to take more and more power over you.
Until you stop them.
Posted by: Sharkman at August 09, 2020 12:09 AM (1YlHz)
Posted by: Chief Justice Miklos "Roy" Bean
It can be difficult for the layman to discern Penumbrative emanations of penumbrae and enumatic penumbratory emanations.
Posted by: Sir Humphrey Appleby at August 09, 2020 12:11 AM (SfYbS)
And I got the rear window set in the body opening, and about a full tube of butyl caulking squirted into the gaps to hold it there. (he said, hopefully)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 12:13 AM (VRJug)
Trump beats the cheat Nov. 3, he will have power and authority. He will push McConnall and the senate to his will or out of the way.
Media value will be exponentially reduced by the obvious fact that the electorate hold them valueless.
The faulty bureaucrats will retire or be released from responsibility.
And, God willing, we will have the house and senate.
Many who rode his coat tails.
Posted by: Braenyard at August 09, 2020 12:14 AM (m+yM6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And I can't anybody to put the new top on the Mikloswagen.
Posted by: At least some people re busy, which is good at August 09, 2020 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Emmie at August 09, 2020 12:16 AM (4JM5Y)
Posted by: Zettai at August 09, 2020 12:16 AM (i9MkD)
Posted by: Braenyard
Digging canals is a sacred responsibility they owe The Motherland.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 09, 2020 12:17 AM (SfYbS)
Yes my communication was poor, but that website didn't change my views;
Debating Forms of Oppression as Violence.
Guess which website I'm talking about. ;-)
Posted by: NC Ref at August 09, 2020 12:18 AM (AOmVJ)
Posted by: Braenyard
Digging canals is a sacred responsibility they owe The Motherland.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 09, 2020 12:17 AM (SfYbS)
A time honored method of recovering one's dignity!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 09, 2020 12:19 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig
Those who fail, shall not be treated kindly.
Posted by: Miklos Stakhanov-Strelnikov at August 09, 2020 12:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 08, 2020 11:35 PM (NWiLs)
As a lawyer, you should be fully aware of the critical nature of emanations and penumbras of the shadows cast by the mists that surround the Constitution.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at August 08, 2020 11:44 PM (eTZoJ)
More of a miasma.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 09, 2020 12:22 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at August 09, 2020 12:23 AM (ldOBo)
Posted by: Insomniac
Kinda like when they spray for mosquitoes.
Except we are the mosquitoes.
Posted by: Miklos, fewer than usual this year at August 09, 2020 12:24 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 09, 2020 12:24 AM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Bert G at August 09, 2020 12:27 AM (OMsf+)
I find that very disappointing.
Posted by: Case at August 09, 2020 12:28 AM (k9X8l)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 09, 2020 12:33 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 09, 2020 12:33 AM (vuisn)
Nil Butron? Sounds like the machine that ate Brie Larson's ass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 12:37 AM (VRJug)
Posted by: mayate
I see you are unfamiliar with the early MTV era.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 09, 2020 12:39 AM (ioe2j)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 09, 2020 12:42 AM (vuisn)
suspect they were always d-bags but they could put on a fantastic live
show. All the albums up to Zooropa were either very good to very great.
They pretty much coasted on fumes after that. The occasional good song
on a mediocre album but thats about it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 08, 2020 10:11 PM (ioe2j)
Dad got a mailer today, titled "Prostate, Stubborn Prostate" and I thought, Wow, that must be Bono's next big single!
Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2020 12:42 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 09, 2020 12:44 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: REDACTED at August 09, 2020 12:47 AM (O+AcM)
I just couldn't get excited about Pop, it definitely sounded like they were coasting.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 12:49 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 09, 2020 12:51 AM (BRkq2)
Bono was inviting people to come onstage and play along on an acoustic which was fine until local poseur Randy Blazak got onstage and couldn't even pretend to play and got booed off.
I think Coretta Scott King was in attendance (This was at The Omni, 84-85?)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 09, 2020 12:52 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 12:56 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 12:56 AM (L2ZTs)
I think I had a Moby Grape cassette, long ago.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 12:58 AM (VRJug)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 12:59 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ALH at August 08, 2020 10:58 PM (Y0bLv)
Mein Gott, how much schnapps and beer do you think a man can drink?
Posted by: Count Friedereich Jouachim Martin Stallenhaller-Grauffenstien von Bachenthal at August 09, 2020 01:03 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 01:05 AM (VRJug)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at August 09, 2020 01:06 AM (vuisn)
According to what I just read, like Badfinger, they were basically ruined by greedy managers.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:08 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 09, 2020 01:08 AM (SfYbS)
Posted by: willow at August 08, 2020 11:27 PM (HZv/d)
Gov Kate Brown supposedly was going to cover the shortfalls in various state agencies with the previous COVID grants as well as declaring that the surplus remaining would be for specific grants, and Trump stated that states would have to use the surpluses for paying out more UI benefits.
I think there is a lot of cussing going on today.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2020 01:09 AM (WyVLE)
https://twitter.com/stillgray /status/1292316996076310529
(remove space)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 09, 2020 01:09 AM (unn44)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 09, 2020 01:08 AM (SfYbS)
Im Fraktur?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 01:10 AM (VRJug)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:13 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at August 09, 2020 01:09 AM (unn44)
That was a pretty good beat-down.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 01:16 AM (VRJug)
It's 12.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:13 AM (L2ZTs)
Mine was zero once. Made it hard to get a mortgage.
Posted by: Kindltot at August 09, 2020 01:19 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 09, 2020 01:19 AM (VRJug)
It's 12.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:13 AM (L2ZTs)
Your credit is not truly *bad* till they won't take your cash without two I.D.s and a utility bill as proof of residence.
Or when you can't even afford to pay attention.
I've been on both ends of the spectrum. In an odd place, now. Strong net worth. Zeroed out my credit status in '99, and haven't paid attention to it since then.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at August 09, 2020 01:27 AM (QzJWU)
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Okay, the commentary was pretty amusing, "Okay commies go home...bye, bye"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 01:28 AM (bk3Sg)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at August 08, 2020 10:24 PM (rCwaK)
Pa has been diagnosed with a severe salt deficiency. Ma always salts everything she eats.
Hmmmm.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at August 09, 2020 01:28 AM (e1mEI)
Kindltot, yeah that sucks
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:29 AM (L2ZTs)
Orange Man is once again Brilliant.... What about Biden's objection ??? Chocolate Jesus did EOs all the time and Pelosi and Schumer never said a word.........
CHECKMATE ............
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at August 09, 2020 01:30 AM (qM84C)
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Wait...a regulator that can actually be repaired? No FET's, no mysterious buried ECM that costs $150? Primitive, primitive indeed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 01:31 AM (bk3Sg)
I had friends and neighbors over for hours, I burned those pine/spruce limbs. Out of the 30 odd limbs I trimmed I think I have six more fires worth. Moral - those spruce limbs trimmed of twigs and cut up make great out door firewood. Be careful and thrifty with your brush!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 09, 2020 01:43 AM (0QYMt)
SUCKERS ---> Remember the Law of Unintended Consequences ............
Posted by: James at August 09, 2020 01:45 AM (qM84C)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:50 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:50 AM (L2ZTs)
Costco has some good dry rub ribs.
Do em on the BBQ or in the oven... all good.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2020 01:52 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at August 09, 2020 01:53 AM (SfYbS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:50 AM (L2ZTs)
Kewl !!!
But don't waste the rest of the hobo ...
Posted by: Adriane the Accurate Astronomy Critic ... at August 09, 2020 01:56 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: USNtakim at August 09, 2020 01:57 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: SMH at August 09, 2020 02:02 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 09, 2020 02:08 AM (0QYMt)
Adriane, also thanks! But I'm gonna need some help deboning 'im... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 02:09 AM (L2ZTs)
Commentary Quality Assurance is not assured until Further Notice.
Posted by: Miklos, cain't buy no more till Mundee at August 09, 2020 02:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Not fun. Hope things right themselves soon ...
Posted by: Adriane the Accurate Astronomy Critic ... at August 09, 2020 02:12 AM (LPnfS)
It's 12.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 01:13 AM (L2ZTs)
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at least it's a positive number...
/jealous
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2020 02:12 AM (FSBqz)
There was a good one.
Posted by: klaftern at August 09, 2020 02:13 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 02:13 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Guilded Age II at August 09, 2020 02:13 AM (BRkq2)
Jim
We are here for you.
Posted by: Canal Bank, treat customers with Dignity! at August 09, 2020 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Carefully place poured beverage into refrigerator ...
Resume CQA ...
Easy peazy !!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Accurate Astronomy Critic ... at August 09, 2020 02:14 AM (LPnfS)
Not fun. Hope things right themselves soon ...
Posted by: Adriane the Accurate Astronomy Critic ... at August 09, 2020 02:12 AM (LPnfS)
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Yeah, short of Jesus' return, don't see that happening soon. Plus, still have 3 months of 2020 left.
But at least I'm catching up on my sleep.
Posted by: SMH at August 09, 2020 02:15 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 09, 2020 02:18 AM (L2ZTs)
Greenland (2020)
Expected release date 14 August 2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8s0w1Fzm4
Posted by: SMH at August 09, 2020 02:19 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Mikos, at the Bully Pulpit of the ONT at August 09, 2020 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: SMH at August 09, 2020 02:02 AM (RU4sa)
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i love the night...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q94EdbBAJEE
always have. started w*rking nights when i was in my early teens. one of the reasons i spend MOAR time on the ONT than any other thread.
besides, as the 7th ID (L) said, "we own the night"
(of course, we in the 40th ID (M) used to chase them all over Club Bob and Ft Hungry Lizard, when they would allow us to play with them.)
Blue Oyster Cult in the link, FTW!
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2020 02:20 AM (FSBqz)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 09, 2020 02:21 AM (0QYMt)
Posted by: SMH
Rockin' the Night Away is one option.
Posted by: Sam "Miklos" Cooke, Twistin' at August 09, 2020 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)
-Quiet.
-Not many people around and about.
-Cooler.
-Stars
The Sun has some upside, I'll admit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 09, 2020 02:25 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Sam "Miklos" Cooke, Twistin' at August 09, 2020 02:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Twisting, man. Twisting.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 09, 2020 02:25 AM (A5zUN)
Just did that tonight because I am that cheap/thrifty.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at August 09, 2020 02:29 AM (0QYMt)
-Quiet.
-Not many people around and about.
When I actually work, my most productive hours are always the wee hours.
No one calls, no one to call.
No temptations to come out "Just for one".
The Bail guy I can deal with by phone.
Posted by: The Six Habits of Highly Effective Mikoses at August 09, 2020 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, with nomination for Official ONT Theme Song at August 09, 2020 02:34 AM (QzkSJ)
-Cooler.
-Stars
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 09, 2020 02:25 AM (A5zUN)
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which is why Starlight scopes and thermal imaging are the bomb.
ONT: "We Own The Night!"
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2020 02:35 AM (FSBqz)
No one calls, no one to call.
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Ah, the old days of my misspent youth, the occasional 2:00 a.m. call from an errant friend, "Listen up, and listen good, this is the only phone call I'm gettin'..."
Probably a lot of those occurring at Sturgis in a few hours.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 02:37 AM (GBHAb)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2020 02:35 AM (FSBqz)
No one should ever own The Night. It's slavery!
Posted by: People for the Ethical Treatment of The Night at August 09, 2020 02:43 AM (Y8PSl)
Jim
We are here for you.
Posted by: Canal Bank, treat customers with Dignity! at August 09, 2020 02:13 AM (QzkSJ)
Damn, and I thought I was the only one who had no debt.
House is paid off. Wrote a check for me truck. Don't even have a credit card.
Learned the hard way, when I tried to keep a failing software Development company going using my personal credit.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2020 02:43 AM (NgKpN)
This is why one determines, in advance-
-who is friend, and at what level
-choose bail bondsmen suggested by a very good criminal defense lawyer (In my case, I trust Dick Harpootlian)
-Hello, Mr. Bail Bond, my name is Miklos-
-set financial bail parameters according to First Item
Posted by: Miklos, a friend in need is friend indeed at August 09, 2020 02:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: People for the Ethical Treatment of The Night at August 09, 2020 02:43 AM (Y8PSl)
pssssst, that's "We Own the Knight."
Posted by: Adriane the Accurate Astronomy Critic ... at August 09, 2020 02:45 AM (LPnfS)
occasional 2:00 a.m. call from an errant friend, "Listen up, and listen
good, this is the only phone call I'm gettin'..."
Probably a lot of those occurring at Sturgis in a few hours.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 02:37 AM (GBHAb)
Absolutely. People can't help themselves. Sturgis does shit to them. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2020 02:45 AM (9Om/r)
-who is friend, and at what level
-choose bail bondsmen suggested by a very good criminal defense lawyer (In my case, I trust Dick Harpootlian)
-Hello, Mr. Bail Bond, my name is Miklos-
-set financial bail parameters according to First Item
Posted by: Miklos, a friend in need is friend indeed at August 09, 2020 02:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Awww, come on.
If you were a REAL friend you'd be in the cell next to him going 'was that fun, or what!'
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2020 02:45 AM (NgKpN)
Absolutely. People can't help themselves. Sturgis does shit to them. lol
Posted by: Berserker
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I've seen the Daytona cops set up portable jails on semi-trailers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 02:49 AM (bPH26)
House is paid off. Wrote a check for me truck. Don't even have a credit card.
Learned the hard way, when I tried to keep a failing software Development company going using my personal credit.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2020 02:43 AM (NgKpN)
yeah by some miracle I'm there too. The wife owes less than a year on her car, and thats about it for debt. Maybe its time to create some. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2020 02:49 AM (9Om/r)
Absolutely. People can't help themselves. Sturgis does shit to them. lol
Posted by: Berserker
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I've seen the Daytona cops set up portable jails on semi-trailers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 02:49 AM (bPH26)
And in the 80's? Daytona Cops would just say, go sleep it off, get off the road.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2020 02:51 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 02:49 AM (bPH26)
Daytona is in a league of it's own, lol.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 09, 2020 02:51 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Adriane the Accurate
We must take exception to this.
Jut get it on with the Shamalama-ding-dong.
Posted by: Otis Day and the Knights at August 09, 2020 02:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Adriane the Accurate
We must take exception to this.
Jut get it on with the Shamalama-ding-dong.
Posted by: Otis Day and the Knights at August 09, 2020 02:53 AM (QzkSJ)
But, I'm not owned, I mean, Dead Yet!
Posted by: The Black Knight at August 09, 2020 02:55 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Berserker
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Bartenders have told me that the bikers aren't nearly as troublesome as the car crowd.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 02:56 AM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Romeo13
The Real Friend is the one outside the jail/courthouse telling the wife/girlfriend that it was All Innocent!!
Posted by: MiklosLaw and he's my friend but damn that was stupid at August 09, 2020 02:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
heh
Posted by: Black Bike Week at Myrtle Beach (Atlantic Beach, 'cause tradition) at August 09, 2020 02:57 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: The Black Knight
Mind if we dance wif yo' dates?
Posted by: Miklos, Soul Brother from Another Mother at August 09, 2020 03:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Berserker
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Bartenders have told me that the bikers aren't nearly as troublesome as the car crowd.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 02:56 AM (pK7cg)
Interesting that after 40 years of Hanging out in bars, I've never seen a fight with Bikers.
Marines? Sailors? Cowboys? Hispanic Gang Bang types?
Hell, even watched a Gay bar in Colorado Springs go south.
But never had a problem with a biker.
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2020 03:01 AM (NgKpN)
I appears that I shall have Shag Party without You People.
*The "Shag" is the Official State Dance of South Carolina.
*you may now return your minds to the gutter
Posted by: Miklos, doing K-Doe-ManiaPalooza2020 at August 09, 2020 03:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Romeo13
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An armed society is a polite society.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 03:21 AM (GBHAb)
*The "Shag" is the Official State Dance of South Carolina.
*you may now return your minds to the gutter
Posted by: Miklos
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I'm a veteran of The Beach Club, The Pad, and The Bowery.
Have no idea which, if any, still exist.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 03:22 AM (GBHAb)
Posted by: klaftern at August 09, 2020 03:23 AM (RuIsu)
Have no idea which, if any, still exist.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
The Bowery is still there.
The Pad burned twice. They never (AFAIK) reopened after the second fire. The upstairs "accommodations".
Which Beach Club? Spanish Galleon or Fat Harold's?
Posted by: Miklos, whose Old Papa had Official SC Shag Tag 169 (HA!) on his Cadillac at August 09, 2020 03:27 AM (QzkSJ)
"Shag at The pad, cause Yo' Mama did"
It's also in paintings done at the time.
People bought paintings of The Pad
There are a couple in the house.
Posted by: Miklos, insufficient toes/sand situation at August 09, 2020 03:32 AM (QzkSJ)
-who is friend, and at what level
-choose bail bondsmen suggested by a very good criminal defense lawyer (In my case, I trust Dick Harpootlian)
-Hello, Mr. Bail Bond, my name is Miklos-
-set financial bail parameters according to First Item
Posted by: Miklos, a friend in need is friend indeed at August 09, 2020 02:44 AM (QzkSJ)
Awww, come on.
If you were a REAL friend you'd be in the cell next to him going 'was that fun, or what!'
Posted by: Romeo13 at August 09, 2020 02:45 AM (NgKpN)
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if'n y'all were MY friends, we'd have gotten away with it.
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2020 03:44 AM (FSBqz)
I remember the sign, carved in wood, at The Pad-
"Shag at The pad, cause Yo' Mama did"
It's also in paintings done at the time.
People bought paintings of The Pad
There are a couple in the house.
Posted by: Miklos, insufficient toes/sand situation at August 09, 2020 03:32 AM (QzkSJ)
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i can vouch for this: his Mom gave me one, after a visit.
/me ducks
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2020 03:48 AM (FSBqz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 09, 2020 03:48 AM (WD9ZA)
I also remember a beer joint in Columbia SC.
When it closed after decades, the new owners wanted to change some things.
The guys doing the work found inside a wall, a $5 bill and a note from (I think) 1960.
" If you found this $5, you earned it. We built that wall"
Posted by: Miklos, with Additional Recollections at August 09, 2020 03:50 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redc1c4
"Ducks" is also a bar in North Myrtle Beach.
http://www.ducksatoceandrive.com/home.htm
I am (I think) still welcome.
Old Mama has some friends, cousins, and nephews who would like to say hello to you in the parking lot.
Posted by: Miklos, capisce? at August 09, 2020 03:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Perhaps I should add, with minor shame attached, that Ducks is where we all assembled to be extras in what I am told is one of the Worst Movies Ever.
Called "Shag".
I make no apologies.
If you showed up properly dressed for three (3) nights, $300.
And Phoebe Cates, although I barely even saw her.
Posted by: Miklos, Unidentified Clapping and Smiling Person #7 at August 09, 2020 04:11 AM (QzkSJ)
I went there because I needed the war on terror to make sense, and I didn't trust the media for a second.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 09, 2020 04:41 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Miklos, capisce? at August 09, 2020 03:55 AM (QzkSJ)
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and they can all say hello t my little friend...
as well as the Pig.
oink, oink, mfers, to paraphrase nurse ratched.
Posted by: redc1c4, 11B10 & GPMG competition shooter at August 09, 2020 05:06 AM (FSBqz)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:11 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 09, 2020 05:15 AM (vu/qe)
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:15 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Future Supreme Court Justice Miklos at August 09, 2020 05:15 AM (QzkSJ)
I got Red Solo Cups.
Posted by: Future Supreme Court Justice Miklos
I got some guac and chips
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:21 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: redc1c4, 11B10 & GPMG competition shooter at August 09, 2020 05:21 AM (FSBqz)
Peaceful night in Portland. (not) How can they let this go on and on and on. The local BLM protest locally looked like a freak show, looking at some of the protestors...I didn't know a carnival sideshow was in the city. Of course the local 'press' ignored the township support the blue men and women yesterday, sirens and all, never happened as far as the media is concerned.Big boat parade in the lake, but was ignored by the local media.
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2020 05:22 AM (gws6j)
Tonypete
MLii
Bruce
and Miklos, who apparently is gonna take Nikki Minaj's seat on the Supreme Court !
Posted by: JT at August 09, 2020 05:22 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at August 09, 2020 05:23 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:23 AM (Rvt88)
Then the county decided in May that people from the really Kruddy states like Illinois, New York etc were not allowed into rentals. So we, luckily, talked to the rental who refunded all of our money including booking fees.
Right now it's about 90 degrees there during the day, but even at or 5 PM it's feels like 100 or more.
I would just be living in the pool or air con.
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:25 AM (vd8XM)
I got Red Solo Cups.
Posted by: Future Supreme Court Justice Miklos
I got some guac and chips
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:21 AM (vd8XM)
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and i'll add in a lid of Columbian Gold...
anyone got a pipe, some Zig-Zags, or a bong?
Bring Back the 70's!
Posted by: redc1c4, 11B10 & GPMG competition shooter at August 09, 2020 05:25 AM (FSBqz)
Posted by: My life is insanity at August 09, 2020 05:28 AM (vu/qe)
anyone got a pipe, some Zig-Zags, or a bong?
Bring Back the 70's!
Posted by: redc1c4
Whoo Hoo.
Last time I smoked the stuff. I would at a party every now and then. Then I realized it would mostly make me thirsty so I would start drinking beer. Then I thought, let's cut out the middle man
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:28 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2020 05:28 AM (gws6j)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2020 05:30 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: RickZ at August 09, 2020 05:30 AM (Y8PSl)
I think I'll keep her around a little longer
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:31 AM (vd8XM)
https://legalinsurrection.com/2020/08/trump-takes-
executive-action-on-unemployment-and-other-
relief-dares-dems-to-sue/
Posted by: redc1c4, 11B10 & GPMG competition shooter at August 09, 2020 05:31 AM (FSBqz)
Posted by: RickZ
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Since the advent of CDs and the demise, pretty much, of double album covers, how do kids these days clean their pot of seeds?
It's a mystery it is.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:32 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2020 05:33 AM (EZebt)
It's a mystery it is.
Posted by: Tonypete
Maybe they developed a seedless pot. Like seedless watermelon
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:33 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2020 05:34 AM (gws6j)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
If you double space it, that's one page right there
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:34 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: redc1c4, 11B10 & GPMG competition shooter at August 09, 2020 05:35 AM (FSBqz)
Bring Back the 70's!
Posted by: redc1c4
Yes.
But not for you.
Posted by: Miklos, who remembers who insults Old Mama at August 09, 2020 05:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2020 05:36 AM (FSBqz)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:32 AM (Rvt8
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A friend reminded me not long ago that in my posession was an autographed copy of an album by Fela Anikulapo Kuti.
We ran to the grage and dug around in my old albums awhile to find it. We pulled it out and when we opened it up to see the autograph about a half ounce of shake fell from the centerfold.
The album cover is framed in our den.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2020 05:37 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: $67,000 a year tuition Miklos Brat at August 09, 2020 05:38 AM (QzkSJ)
It's a mystery it is.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:32 AM (Rvt8
Today's pot doesn't have seeds. And, yes, I just 'know'.
Posted by: RickZ at August 09, 2020 05:38 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2020 05:39 AM (gws6j)
Posted by: High Life Miklos, identifying as Ghanaian at August 09, 2020 05:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Holes drilled longways and crossways with a bowl at the top.
One newcomer went to try it, he was already high as a kite, closed his eyes and moved his head forward, opened his eyes and said "Awwww Man, it looks like a bunghole !"
He still used it, though !
Posted by: JT at August 09, 2020 05:40 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: RickZ
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You kids have is so easy.
Why when I was a teen, we had to clean our own pot. . . . .
Uphill. In the snow. Both ways.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:41 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 09, 2020 05:41 AM (4/pbc)
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:34 AM (vd8XM)
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Heh. My department was the only right leaning one left and did not appreciate my point of view. Pinochet was still in power only a few years when I did the research so it was more about the collapse of Allende's revolution and the corporate role in soliciting CIA support for his overthrow.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2020 05:41 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:42 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 09, 2020 05:44 AM (4/pbc)
Posted by: Colin
Plus it made a lot of mediocre music at least watchable
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:44 AM (vd8XM)
Now look at the traffic jam (pre virus) on the streets leading to the school in the am. And the parking lots (much enlarged) of cars belonging to students...
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2020 05:45 AM (gws6j)
Posted by: High Life Miklos, identifying as Ghanaian at August 09, 2020 05:40 AM (QzkSJ)
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We were reminiscing about the concert and he reminded me that we had gotten our purchases signed. It was more than 29 years ago, so...
Now more than 29 years later his autograph probably has more than sentimental value.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 09, 2020 05:45 AM (EZebt)
Why when I was a teen, we had to clean our own pot. . . . .
Uphill. In the snow. Both ways.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:41 AM (Rvt8
At today's prices, who wants to pay for seeds you can't smoke? At least with any stems, you can make tea.
Posted by: RickZ at August 09, 2020 05:45 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 09, 2020 05:46 AM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:42 AM (Rvt8
679
g'mornin', Tonypete
Posted by: AltonJackson
Mornin' Alton Pete Tony, and all those who congregate to celebrate
Posted by: Miklos at the Fish Camp at August 09, 2020 05:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Now look at the traffic jam (pre virus) on the streets leading to the school in the am. And the parking lots (much enlarged) of cars belonging to students...
Posted by: Colin
I graduated from HS in 72. Rode the big yellow bus every day. You could get a permit to park in the lot if you showed that you went to a job right after school, or a docs appt. etc.
They ran 2 late busses for after school stuff like sports.
Never realized how mistreated we were
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:48 AM (vd8XM)
It's a mystery it is.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:32 AM (Rvt8
Centrifuge? (I don't know, not a druggie.)
Posted by: Serious Cat at August 09, 2020 05:49 AM (zqs/f)
I've been wondering what that was !
Posted by: JT at August 09, 2020 05:51 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 05:52 AM (vd8XM)
They ran 2 late busses for after school stuff like sports.
Never realized how mistreated we were
Posted by: Bruce
There are a few dozen grade school aged kids in the neighborhood. At the bus stops, there are so many Karens and Kens picking up their kids so the little darlings don't have to walk the equivalent of one city block home that they damn near block the street.
Not all parents mind you, but a shit ton. We're doomed.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 09, 2020 05:52 AM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2020 05:52 AM (gws6j)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I am very sure.
One of my uncles had a radio show called the "Carolina Hayride".
Some original recordings and autographed items from the 40s and 50s turned out be worth serious money.
Posted by: Miklos, now introduce yourself, Mr ..Evlis? Got that rite? at August 09, 2020 05:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Colin
Move South, Vote Different
Posted by: Miklos, somewhat welcoming at August 09, 2020 05:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 09, 2020 05:55 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at August 09, 2020 05:56 AM (OjZpE)
*opposing shot of the man and planet*
*narrow frame to just the eyes of each*
Venus! We meet again!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at August 09, 2020 05:56 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 09, 2020 05:56 AM (4/pbc)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
$10 dollar Waffle House Gift cards for all good ONT Morons ($20 for Skip)!
Posted by: Miklos, would actually do that, of course at August 09, 2020 05:58 AM (QzkSJ)
I've spent some time googling, but can't find any mention or images of it.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at August 09, 2020 05:59 AM (YqED9)
Wow !!!
She's got it. Yeah, Baby, she's got it ...
Posted by: Shocking Blue at August 09, 2020 05:59 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Colin at August 09, 2020 05:59 AM (gws6j)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 09, 2020 06:00 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bruce at August 09, 2020 06:01 AM (vd8XM)
*opposing shot of the man and planet*
*narrow frame to just the eyes of each*
Venus! We meet again!
Posted by: Aetius451AD
So.
"Otter" is now a planet.
Posted by: MiklosCopernicus at August 09, 2020 06:01 AM (QzkSJ)
I've spent some time googling, but can't find any mention or images of it.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch
If you're googling Hot Nuts, you're a braver man than I, Gunga Din !
Posted by: JT at August 09, 2020 06:01 AM (arJlL)
Three of my 5 favorite places to eat, with great cooks and service, are closed permanently. All had great local character making the town fun to visit.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 09, 2020 06:02 AM (u82oZ)
back when i was allegedly going to college, there was a "wrap party" for a production i was involved in.
they had a second keg, but the tap didn't fit.
i looked at the problem and said, "well, line the trash can with clean bags and hammer in the bung!
they did.
we all drank the beer, and partied on.
i head a couple of days later that people were pissed, because they didn't get their deposit back on that keg.
sounds like poor planning to me...
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 09, 2020 06:04 AM (79lT1)
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