Mid-Morning Art Thread

Portrait Of A Man With A Book
Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola (Parmigianino )

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 literary

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 09:30 AM (LvTSG)

2 Girl hands.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 05, 2020 09:31 AM (HaL55)

3 He knows. Oh yes, he definitely knows.

Posted by: Someguy at August 05, 2020 09:31 AM (Zm+LZ)

4
He looks grim. Name of the book: "How to Make People Disappear".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2020 09:32 AM (mht8P)

5 Kinda cheesy

Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2020 09:32 AM (O+AcM)

6 First!

Posted by: vmom 2020 - anti Brutal Looting Marxists at August 05, 2020 09:32 AM (J8nVw)

7 oh it's book week!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 - anti Brutal Looting Marxists at August 05, 2020 09:32 AM (J8nVw)

8
Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola (Parmigianino )

Pretty cheesy name.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2020 09:32 AM (mht8P)

9 He put a hard cover on this months Penthouse Forum

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 05, 2020 09:33 AM (YxRHs)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

11 This must be a publicity still for "What we do in the Shadows".

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2020 09:34 AM (V2Yro)

12 Man with a book. And a thyroid problem.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

13 the pillar behind his left shoulder looks like the spine of a book

Posted by: vmom 2020 - anti Brutal Looting Marxists at August 05, 2020 09:34 AM (J8nVw)

14 "Look me in the EYE!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

15 You people have no taste! I think this is a great painting....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2020 09:35 AM (bT1Yj)

16 Did the artist assume xer's gender?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 05, 2020 09:35 AM (YxLXV)

17 The art theme is as TJM says.

Literary. Doggies didn't last long.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 09:35 AM (ODaO0)

18 hah, I beat Sponge to first!

Posted by: vmom 2020 - anti Brutal Looting Marxists at August 05, 2020 09:35 AM (J8nVw)

19 the pillar behind his left shoulder looks like the spine of a book
Posted by: vmom 2020 - anti Brutal Looting Marxists at August 05, 2020 09:34 AM (J8nVw)

Not much attention was paid to the backdrop, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

20 Alternative Title:

There's always an Asshoe in the library who won't stop making noise

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 05, 2020 09:35 AM (CD5Uk)

21 Mazzola is made with corn or as Squaw Warren's people called it, maize.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 09:35 AM (ZLI7S)

22 I think that Parmigianino is a pretty cheesy name.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2020 09:35 AM (V2Yro)

23
You people have no taste!

That goes without saying.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2020 09:35 AM (mht8P)

24 Haole give me dah stinkeye!

Posted by: Mazie Hirono at August 05, 2020 09:35 AM (l3+k2)

25 Painting reminds me of a Rembrandt.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 09:36 AM (ODaO0)

26 hah, I beat Sponge to first!
Posted by: vmom 2020 - anti Brutal Looting Marxists at August 05, 2020 09:35 AM (J8nVw)

And I would've succeeded too, if it weren't for these meddling kids.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

27 > Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola

Later went into the corn oil bidness, I believe.

Got a Native American chick to shill for him.

Thus continuing the long history of Native Americans being culturally appropriated by Italians, as first seen with "Iron Eyes Cody" (Espera Oscar de Corti).

Posted by: The Spartans at August 05, 2020 09:36 AM (unn44)

28 Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola got better as he aged

Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2020 09:36 AM (O+AcM)

29 Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola (Parmigianino )

Pretty cheesy name.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Hubby is Reggiano Parmigianino.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 09:36 AM (YxTUV)

30 Have to run some errands, dammit! But this is an extraordinary portrait. The dark background that emphasizes the book, the man's face and his hand. The skin tones are perfect for that lighting. This is comparable to a Rembrandt: a very individual face, the direct look at the viewer, and the delicate use of related colors. The column captures the gilding on the book's pages.

Thanks for this one, CBD. I'll be back later to examine it more closely.

Posted by: JTB at August 05, 2020 09:37 AM (7EjX1)

31 Mazzola (Parmigianino )

********

Mazzola Parmagianino - a limerick

Writing lim'ricks about art isn't easy
Though I make it look simple and breezy
Case in point, today's art
I don't know where to start
Is the painter more corny? Or cheesy?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 09:37 AM (Fc5rx)

32 Absolutely beautiful.

My first impression is Warrior/Scholar. Technically, showing the bad scar in shadow but the good eye reading is masterly.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 05, 2020 09:37 AM (MIKMs)

33 25
Painting reminds me of a Rembrandt.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 09:36 AM (ODaO0)

-------------------------------

Needs moar chiaroscuro.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 05, 2020 09:37 AM (+3rQF)

34 . . . but why include the name of his favorite cheese in the title?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2020 09:37 AM (bDqIh)

35 You people have no taste! I think this is a great painting....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 05, 2020 09:35 AM (bT1Yj)

Completely forgetting his current audience.......

I thought Marty Feldman was hysterical. I don't need a painting of him on my wall.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

36 Dude's thought bubble: "I wonder what that word means?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 05, 2020 09:38 AM (HaL55)

37 Surfing porn in the library has a longer history than most people think.

Posted by: The Spartans at August 05, 2020 09:38 AM (unn44)

38 If the dude had longer hair I would have said this was Rasputin.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 09:38 AM (ODaO0)

39 he's a young man, based on his hand

Posted by: vmom 2020 - anti Brutal Looting Marxists at August 05, 2020 09:38 AM (J8nVw)

40 As a kid, nicknamed "Alfredo"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2020 09:38 AM (bDqIh)

41 He appears to be winking at someone off to his own left.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2020 09:38 AM (rpbg1)

42 There's a Richie Rich comic book inside.

Posted by: eleven at August 05, 2020 09:38 AM (QLf0x)

43
Tamerlan "Speedbump" Tsarnaev Consults a "How To" Manual

Too dark for my tastes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2020 09:39 AM (pNxlR)

44 I feel seduced. Ladies, watch out!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2020 09:39 AM (dNzKv)

45 I owe, I owe.

It's off to work I go.

Be excellent to each other, Morons.

Catch ya later. I love you all.

Except Kurt and that MUNG character. They suck.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at August 05, 2020 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)

46 Mazzola couldn't paint a hand to save his life!

Harrumph!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 05, 2020 09:39 AM (CD5Uk)

47 Kinda cheesy
Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2020 09:32 AM

Damn it! Beaten to the punch by comment 5.

How'd you fare in last night's wind?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2020 09:39 AM (ejd/p)

48 I'm guessing that Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola was partial to parkay floors

Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2020 09:40 AM (O+AcM)

49 > You people have no taste!

Hey, just because I prefer gorgonzola to parmigianino doesn't mean I have no taste.

Posted by: The Spartans at August 05, 2020 09:40 AM (unn44)

50 nice puffy sleeves

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 05, 2020 09:40 AM (uS2EJ)

51 is he leaning on a balustade?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - anti Brutal Looting Marxists at August 05, 2020 09:40 AM (J8nVw)

52 Face - terrific

Hand - What's with that double jointed index finger?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 09:40 AM (Fc5rx)

53 >>Mazzola Parmagianino - a limerick

Writing lim'ricks about art isn't easy
Though I make it look simple and breezy
Case in point, today's art
I don't know where to start
Is the painter more corny? Or cheesy?
- - - -

Aw, Muldoon, never a rare-bit talent with the limericks!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2020 09:40 AM (bDqIh)

54 I take what is Art theme for $1000!

What is books, Charlie?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2020 09:40 AM (JFO2v)

55 It's OK, but it's no White Ottoman Guy.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 05, 2020 09:41 AM (sWM8x)

56 If the dude had longer hair I would have said this was Rasputin.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 09:38 AM

Lover of the Russian queen?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2020 09:41 AM (ejd/p)

57
It's his Statistical Thermodynamics book. He's reading the chapter on Grand Canonical Ensembles.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2020 09:41 AM (mht8P)

58 You people have no taste! I think this is a great painting....

No class, either.

"Call me sometime when you have no class."

- Rodney Dangerfield in Back to School

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 05, 2020 09:41 AM (HaL55)

59 Who reads with a hat on and indoors?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 05, 2020 09:41 AM (eTZoJ)

60
He has a pinkie ring. You know what they say about guys who wear pinkie rings.

They say, "Hey, where'd you get that pinkie ring?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2020 09:41 AM (pNxlR)

61 I wonder what he booked marked? The dirty part of the novel?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 09:41 AM (ODaO0)

62 Face - terrific

Hand - What's with that double jointed index finger?
Posted by: Muldoon

He's a proctologist.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 09:41 AM (YxTUV)

63 > I'm guessing that Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola was partial to parkay floors

He was often imitated by an anonymous and highly-skilled art forger, known to history only as "I Can't Believe It's Not Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola".

Posted by: The Spartans at August 05, 2020 09:42 AM (unn44)

64 ...that index finger...

********

There IS a code for that;

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code S63.2
Subluxation and dislocation of finger(s)

Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 09:42 AM (Fc5rx)

65 He's wearing a mood ring from the 70's.

Posted by: Menack at August 05, 2020 09:42 AM (buTO7)

66 After a decade of the art thread, I feel I've no more taste in art than when I started here.

Either I'm impervious to taste or the teacher sucks donkey balls.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 05, 2020 09:42 AM (CD5Uk)

67 How'd you fare in last night's wind?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2020 09:39 AM (ejd/p)

lost a few 8-10 in inch limbs but no damage. Back cherries are brittle as hell

lost power at 3 pm, came back on this morning at 8 am

so all in all, pretty good

how about your area ?

Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2020 09:42 AM (O+AcM)

68 has a pinkie ring. You know what they say about guys who wear pinkie rings.

They say, "Hey, where'd you get that pinkie ring?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2020 09:41 AM (pNxlR)

Yo whatcha talking about?

Posted by: Vinnie at August 05, 2020 09:42 AM (ODaO0)

69 If the dude had longer hair I would have said this was Rasputin.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 09:38 AM (ODaO0)

My first thought before I scrolled to the title!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 05, 2020 09:43 AM (eTZoJ)

70 Hey, just because I prefer gorgonzola to parmigianino doesn't mean I have no taste.

Posted by: The Spartans at August 05, 2020

*
*

This is why we can't havarti discussions.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2020 09:43 AM (rpbg1)

71 A guy who wears two rings on one hand.

Hmmm.

Posted by: dantesed at August 05, 2020 09:43 AM (88xKn)

72 "I do not always read books. But when I do, I prefer the comic books."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 05, 2020 09:43 AM (wPVhA)

73 A guy who wears two rings on one hand.
======

For her pleasure!

Posted by: Joe Biden at August 05, 2020 09:44 AM (vg8iE)

74 There's a Richie Rich comic book inside.

He's listening to the audio version. The wire to his earbuds gives it away.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at August 05, 2020 09:44 AM (HaL55)

75 Kinda cheesy
Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2020 09:32 AM

His girlfriend calls him peckerino.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 09:44 AM (FtO5h)

76 >>This is why we can't havarti discussions.

Nothing gouda ever comes from it!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2020 09:44 AM (bDqIh)

77 It's a crossover with the book thread! Does that mean partial pants are required?

Posted by: Ian S. at August 05, 2020 09:44 AM (ZGrMX)

78 Looks like Girolamo had a thing for the Dutch Masters. Wonderful use of light and contrast here.
Evocative.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 05, 2020 09:44 AM (7Fj9P)

79 Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2020 09:42 AM

Good to hear.

Not bad here. Crap ton of large trees down in my AO. Lots of neighbors without power. I only lost internet. One tree down along the driveway that's going to be some good firewood. Surprisingly my garden survived. I waited a long time for those tomatoes, damn it!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2020 09:44 AM (ejd/p)

80 Who is that unmasked man??

Posted by: Karen at August 05, 2020 09:44 AM (l3+k2)

81
It's his Statistical Thermodynamics book. He's reading the chapter on Grand Canonical Ensembles.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 05, 2020 09:41 AM (mht8P)

He looks like a dye in the wool fermion fanatic to me. The Boson People's Liberation Front had a bone to pick with him.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2020 09:44 AM (pNxlR)

82 It's a crossover with the book thread! Does that mean partial pants are required?
Posted by: Ian S. at August 05, 2020 09:44 AM

One leg only, Vassily.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2020 09:45 AM (ejd/p)

83 76 >>This is why we can't havarti discussions.

Nothing gouda ever comes from it!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2020 09:44 AM (bDqIh

Holey cow, that's bad.

Posted by: Swiss at August 05, 2020 09:45 AM (CD5Uk)

84 It's a crossover with the book thread! Does that mean partial pants are required?
Posted by: Ian S.

Bermuda shorts.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 09:45 AM (YxTUV)

85 Fun fact: Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola also invented corn oil.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2020 09:45 AM (dNzKv)

86 It's Literal Title Week at the AOSHQ Art Thread!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 09:45 AM (NWiLs)

87 Is it a gouda book?

Posted by: getting the banned back together at August 05, 2020 09:45 AM (q9yyT)

88 78 Looks like Girolamo had a thing for the Dutch Masters.

White Owl never got the recognition they deserved.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 09:46 AM (NWiLs)

89 I Gouda been a contendah

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 05, 2020 09:46 AM (CD5Uk)

90 Ricotta cut out these cheese puns.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 09:46 AM (FtO5h)

91
I like the detail on the chair arm. The hanging tapestry looks cheap and tawdry by comparison.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2020 09:46 AM (pNxlR)

92 Is he leaning on a balustrade?

**********

Balustrade is a perfectly cromulent word.

"In architecture, strictly, a barrier or railing consisting of a horizontal member resting on a series of baluster..."

Heh! 'horizontal member'...

Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 09:47 AM (Fc5rx)

93 thank god he isn't making the OK gesture

we'd have to burn the painting

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 05, 2020 09:47 AM (uS2EJ)

94 the picture has a certain wessonality

Posted by: Greg Brady banged his mom at August 05, 2020 09:47 AM (nFwvY)

95 I didn't shoot the sheriff

but I shot the deputy

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 05, 2020 09:47 AM (pB6Gt)

96 Not an art critic but I do like this one. Have to agree with the girly hands comment though.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at August 05, 2020 09:48 AM (0CeRG)

97 90 Ricotta cut out these cheese puns.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 09:46 AM (FtO5h)

It don't mean Jack. Just a way of shooting the Bries.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 05, 2020 09:48 AM (/b08H)

98 he's not the Big Cheese. he's the little boy Cheese

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 05, 2020 09:48 AM (j9HX3)

99 No southern Italian would have girly hands like that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 09:49 AM (FtO5h)

100 He does look rather angry.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 09:49 AM (NWiLs)

101 He has a Sandy Duncan quality.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 05, 2020 09:49 AM (oVJmc)

102 I kinda like this one.

Then again I like Kinkade too, so my tastes are suspect to begin with.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at August 05, 2020 09:49 AM (OUMaO)

103 >>Ricotta cut out these cheese puns.

Edam'd if you do, edam'd if you don't!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2020 09:49 AM (bDqIh)

104
For which cigar did Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme do commercials?

She has passed; he still lives.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2020 09:49 AM (pNxlR)

105 Ten minutes till the Sally Yates Extravaganza.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afCOKQdhe3o

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 05, 2020 09:50 AM (sWM8x)

106 America's Newspaper of Record strikes again!

Veteran Mailman Phil R.E. Quinton Volunteers To Collect All The Mail-In Votes - The Babylon Bee

LOLOL

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 09:50 AM (FtO5h)

107 It don't mean Jack. Just a way of shooting the Bries.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 05, 2020 09:48 AM (/b08H

I feel threatened!

Posted by: Brie's Ass at August 05, 2020 09:50 AM (CD5Uk)

108 The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Vindman: Did he seriously say he should have been promoted from 2nd louie to General of the Army, "skipping a few ranks"? General of the Army is the 5th star, it's not even filled sometimes, IIRC.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 05, 2020 09:50 AM (7Fj9P)

109 Speaking of Italian guys, ever see a portrait of Machiavelli? He's doesn't look like I imagined.

Posted by: Vinnie at August 05, 2020 09:50 AM (ODaO0)

110 Willowed:

Funny how liberals stopped talking about the 25th Amendment when they elected a candidate who can't wipe his own ass and has no idea where he is every day.
Posted by: Marcus

Notice how the media has quit calling the AR-15 an "assault rifle" once Antifa and NFAC started carrying them?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 09:51 AM (YxTUV)

111 Gorgonzola = "cheese" made from a gorgon's smegma.

You're welcome.

Posted by: Blessed Are the Cheese Merchants at August 05, 2020 09:51 AM (unn44)

112 He does look rather angry.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

He's trying to finish his book and some stupid artist keeps telling him to look up and stand still so he can finish the portrait. You'd be kinda miffed, too.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at August 05, 2020 09:51 AM (OUMaO)

113 Mail-in voting totes on the up-and-up, guys!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y59lg4af

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 05, 2020 09:51 AM (vg8iE)

114
He has a Sandy Duncan quality.

Marty Feldman

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 05, 2020 09:51 AM (HaL55)

115 Nice painting, lots of character. The armchair and the column in the background seem to have have an "oriental" look. Byzantine?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2020 09:51 AM (7afyC)

116
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 05, 2020 09:50 AM (7Fj9P)

The article was satire.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2020 09:52 AM (pNxlR)

117 Dude, you breaking the spine on that book.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 09:52 AM (pznDz)

118 Off mafia sock

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 09:52 AM (ODaO0)

119 >>the picture has a certain wessonality

LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2020 09:52 AM (bDqIh)

120 Good to hear.

Not bad here. Crap ton of large trees down in my AO. Lots of neighbors without power. I only lost internet. One tree down along the driveway that's going to be some good firewood. Surprisingly my garden survived. I waited a long time for those tomatoes, damn it!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 05, 2020 09:44 AM (ejd/p)

I haven't had a fresh tomato in months. Put a couple of BB ribs on at 7am.

black beans and Tater salad should hold me until dinner !!

Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2020 09:52 AM (O+AcM)

121
Byzantine?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2020 09:51 AM (7afyC)

No, Ovaltine.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2020 09:52 AM (pNxlR)

122 Alternate Title: "Life is Hard For An Abe Lincoln Impersonator"

Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 09:52 AM (Fc5rx)

123 The article was satire.
==============
Thanks. I didn't think it possible he could be that delusional.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 05, 2020 09:53 AM (7Fj9P)

124 For which cigar did Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme do commercials?

She has passed; he still lives.

Tiparillos?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 05, 2020 09:53 AM (HaL55)

125 Alternate Title: "Life is Hard For An Abe Lincoln Impersonator"

Posted by: Muldoon

He's studying for his future as The Most Interesting Man In The World.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at August 05, 2020 09:53 AM (OUMaO)

126
Tiparillos?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 05, 2020 09:53 AM (HaL55)

That sounds right.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2020 09:54 AM (pNxlR)

127 Nice picture. Would hang in the Library.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2020 09:54 AM (u82oZ)

128 Damn I busy when this comes out!

I AM WOMAN Trailer (2020) Evan Peters, Helen Reddy Movie

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2020 09:54 AM (JFO2v)

129 He has a Sandy Duncan quality.

He has a glass eye?

Posted by: dantesed at August 05, 2020 09:54 AM (88xKn)

130 Bill Clinton should have done a cigar commercial.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 09:54 AM (ODaO0)

131 > General of the Army is the 5th star, it's not even filled sometimes, IIRC.

The last one was Omar Bradley, who died in '81.

The last Fleet Admiral, the Navy equivalent, was Chester Nimitz, who died in '66.

Posted by: Blessed Are the Cheese Merchants at August 05, 2020 09:54 AM (unn44)

132 Heh! 'horizontal member'...

Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 09:47 AM (Fc5rx)

boys!

Posted by: vmom 2020 - anti Brutal Looting Marxists at August 05, 2020 09:54 AM (J8nVw)

133 I thought you might have Carel Fabricius' self-portrait today, the Dutch painter famous for "The Goldfinch," who was killed age 34 in the 1654 munitions magazine explosion that cratered Delft.

The bang killed a couple thousand others, and was heard by sailors 150 miles away on the North Sea.

Gunpowder. Boom.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 05, 2020 09:54 AM (YSEiR)

134
He's studying for his future as The Most Interesting Man In The World.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at August 05, 2020 09:53 AM (OUMaO)

Stay thirsty

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2020 09:55 AM (JFO2v)

135 Old Noxzema commercials made me the blind man I am today.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 05, 2020 09:55 AM (sWM8x)

136
117 Dude, you breaking the spine on that book.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 09:52 AM (pznDz)

He's the understudy for Bain - he can't help but do that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2020 09:55 AM (pNxlR)

137 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 05, 2020 09:50 AM (7Fj9P)

Vindman certainly doesn't lack for self-esteem. Any connection with reality, though...

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 05, 2020 09:55 AM (uquGJ)

138 Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola says, "Reading is emmental!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2020 09:55 AM (bDqIh)

139 Oh great. Another one of those titles that makes us guess at what's going on.

Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2020 09:55 AM (/669Q)

140 There IS a code for that;
ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code S63.2
Subluxation and dislocation of finger(s)
Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 09:42 AM (Fc5rx)

So, is that a Joe "Fingers" Biden diagnosis?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 05, 2020 09:56 AM (eTZoJ)

141 130 Bill Clinton should have done a cigar commercial.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 09:54 AM (ODaO0)

Hey big spender spend a little time with me

Posted by: Monica at August 05, 2020 09:56 AM (JFO2v)

142 Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid

Threadwinner right there. The guy just needs more grey hair and a couple of scandalous divorces.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2020 09:56 AM (u82oZ)

143 Interesting Italians

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at August 05, 2020 09:56 AM (oAY8z)

144 What's up with the guys left eye? Creepy.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at August 05, 2020 09:57 AM (uyKdz)

145 Via Insty, an analysis of the Beirut blast...

https://tinyurl.com/y3pp9zez

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 09:57 AM (l3+k2)

146 This must be a publicity still for "What we do in the Shadows".
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2020 09:34 AM (V2Yro)

It looks like a publicity still for Orson Wells as The Shadow

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2020 09:57 AM (WyVLE)

147 > For which cigar did Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme do commercials?

I remember Edie Adams doing commercials for Muriel cigars.

She was hawt.

Posted by: Blessed Are the Cheese Merchants at August 05, 2020 09:57 AM (unn44)

148 Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 05, 2020 09:50 AM (7Fj9P)

Vindman certainly doesn't lack for self-esteem. Any connection with reality, though...
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 05, 2020 09:55 AM (uquGJ)

Should have been court martial for attempting to access and change transcripts. Another one who is going to get away scot free.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 09:57 AM (ODaO0)

149 Oh great. Another one of those titles that makes us guess at what's going on.

Heh. The look on his face says he's gone to the Bahamas for a minute or two.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at August 05, 2020 09:57 AM (HaL55)

150 Who can bring home the bacon?
Fry it up in a pan...
And never ever let you forget you're a man?
Enjoli

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 09:58 AM (FtO5h)

151 CBD is building toward Friday when the art will be Joe Biden's official VP portrait entitled, "The guy...with the you know... the thing"

Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 09:58 AM (Fc5rx)

152 Oh great. Another one of those titles that makes us guess at what's going on.

Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2020 09:55 AM (/669Q)

Well, he's Italican, so I assume he's a bookie.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 05, 2020 09:58 AM (hku12)

153 A cheese inspired by Medusa and her sisters, and preferred by the French author who wrote J'Accuse:

That's right. Gorgon-Zola.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2020 09:58 AM (rpbg1)

154 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2020 09:58 AM (u82oZ)

155 Outrage of the day: "Sources say" Trump is going to make his convention speech from the WH lawn. This violates the Logan Act, the Hatch Act and goes against every principle of the BBB! IMPEACH!!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2020 09:58 AM (dNzKv)

156 144 What's up with the guys left eye? Creepy.

His Mob Name is Frankie the Eye

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 09:59 AM (FtO5h)

157 No gloves

must be a second edition

Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2020 09:59 AM (O+AcM)

158 151 CBD is building toward Friday when the art will be Joe Biden's official VP portrait entitled, "The guy...with the you know... the thing"
Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 09:58 AM (Fc5rx)

Already done. Ron Jeremy's self-portrait.

Posted by: Roy at August 05, 2020 09:59 AM (1II57)

159 The painter lamented that Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola just couldn't sit Stilton!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2020 09:59 AM (bDqIh)

160 re: Beirut

So there is a photo circulating of someone busily welding outside what might be the warehouse where the almost three tons of ammonium nitrate was stored.

Apparently the stuff had been seized in 2014 and stored. And it never got moved to a safer location. The Lebanese PM promises those responsible will be made to paid. Dude, you better start with yourself and the Hizbollah thugs who control the government.

As for the after photo. Whoa. The silos are almost completely destroyed. The big water filled crater is where I assume the warehouse used to be. Off-loading cranes wrecked.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 09:59 AM (pznDz)

161 Byzantine?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2020 09:51 AM (7afyC)
No, Ovaltine.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2020 09:52 AM (pNxlR)

I have "the" Byzantine decoder ring...

but I keep it in a safe deposit box so the world can't decrypt the secret text messages I get!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 05, 2020 10:00 AM (eTZoJ)

162 Knew a mobster when I was younger, Mob name Sammy la Gamba, which means "Sammy the Leg."

He had been shot in the leg years earlier and walked with a limp.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 10:00 AM (FtO5h)

163 He has a Sandy Duncan quality.

Marty Feldman
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel

That was good.

Know any good pick up lines?

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 05, 2020 10:01 AM (pB6Gt)

164 Should have been court martial for attempting to access and change transcripts. Another one who is going to get away scot free.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 09:57 AM (ODaO0)

-

I heard some bigshot government guy wrote a book and has to forgo the profits because it violates all kinds of laws on disclosing classified information.

No trial, though, so it's cool.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at August 05, 2020 10:01 AM (d0gfm)

165 > So there is a photo circulating of someone busily welding outside what might be the warehouse where the almost three tons of ammonium nitrate was stored.

Nearly three THOUSAND tons.

Posted by: Blessed Are the Cheese Merchants at August 05, 2020 10:01 AM (unn44)

166 Now that we're past 100, another bit of hopeful news:

On of my writing group people, the older lady, has emailed me, sounding much more sensible than our Bernie-Bro colleague. Now I know better than to throw her right into J.J.'s Morning Report without warming her up, so to speak. So when she asked what I thought about politics today, I said, among other things:

". . . [A]sk yourself why America no longer *seems* like the America we grew up in. Would you have believed even 20 years ago, let alone 50, that Americans would willingly put on muzzles like tame dogs?

"And if Trump really were a dictator, there would be no dissent from his positions at all. Hillary would have been shot after she lost, and any protest would wind up under the treads of a tank. Just remember: Whatever the Democrats accuse their opponents of, they are probably guilty of themselves."

She's a cat lover, so I steered her to last week's Pet Thread. I can't think of a better way to expose people to Ace and the Horde.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2020 10:02 AM (rpbg1)

167 Veteran mailman Phil R.E. Quinton Volunteers to collect all the mail-in votes.

Babylon Bee - Brilliant!

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2020 10:02 AM (gmo/4)

168 >>The painter lamented that Girolamo Francesco Maria Mazzola just couldn't sit Stilton!

"It was semi-hard, you guys!" claimed Mazzola.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2020 10:02 AM (bDqIh)

169 *sigh*

I've got a bad feeling about this. Like so many other things, hope and promises of things held just barely out of reach, then pulled away with derisive laughter when I go to take it. "You? You think you're anything other than an object for ridicule? You think you can have what was promised you? Wow, you're stupid! What a loser!"

Bah. Isolation and stress are eating at me. Even I have my limit. I want a shot at living, but apparently that's not allowed either.

I'm gonna take my deep dark funk and go try to catch up on work after yesterday's 6+ hour internet outage. Happy Hump Day.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 10:02 AM (NWiLs)

170 Whoops, yeah almost three thousand tons.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:03 AM (pznDz)

171 Hang dai Insomniac.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at August 05, 2020 10:04 AM (d0gfm)

172 Ironically enough OSHA visited my plant yesterday as part of our commissioning process. We managed to keep the away from our big vat of picric acid

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 05, 2020 10:04 AM (Pegtz)

173 The Muriel admiration society.

Posted by: klaftern at August 05, 2020 10:04 AM (RuIsu)

174 Someone mentioned on the previous thread that Susan Rice might be ideal because she is a known liar and has not had to make promises in order to maintain her position, unlike an elected official.

I see the opposite being true. Since she is not, and has never been elected, she has likely made numerous private promises to numerous people. Biden would know who these promises are to and would take them into account. And the promises no doubt extend beyond Obama and ValJar into the international arena.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at August 05, 2020 10:04 AM (svbBD)

175
That was good.

Know any good pick up lines?

The Ford F-150s are good.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 05, 2020 10:04 AM (oVJmc)

176 Don't know what it is, but something came into that port in Beirut.

https://tinyurl.com/y5u5t8hz

Posted by: WeBoned! at August 05, 2020 10:04 AM (8k7U7)

177 Joe Dirt had a welding job in Beirut?

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2020 10:04 AM (gmo/4)

178 The artist died at 37. And went through the Sack of Rome.

Quite talented.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2020 10:05 AM (u82oZ)

179 Oh, apparently "the pandemic" is a conscious, living entity now. Headline I just saw:

"How long will the pandemic allow baseball to play?"

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 05, 2020 10:05 AM (vg8iE)

180 Speaking as a retied antique dealer of 50 years

generally, paintings of strange, staring men are unsaleable

May be great to view in a museum but you would want to look at it all the time

Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2020 10:05 AM (O+AcM)

181 Are F-150s Killer Mega-Pickups?

Posted by: Soi Boi Reporters Everywhere at August 05, 2020 10:05 AM (FtO5h)

182 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 10:02 AM (NWiLs)

Make sure to have your carry tire iron handy, just in case!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 05, 2020 10:05 AM (eTZoJ)

183 Show time.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 10:05 AM (ZLI7S)

184 >>Someone mentioned on the previous thread that Susan Rice might be ideal because she is a known liar and has not had to make promises in order to maintain her position, unlike an elected official.

She's also been in DC her whole dang life.
There is none swampier!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 05, 2020 10:05 AM (bDqIh)

185 Ironically enough OSHA visited my plant yesterday as part of our commissioning process.

-

I bet there were a sh*tload of fines for people wearing respirators without fit testing or pulmonary recordkeeping, weren't there?

Hahaha. Just kidding. These respirators are different because reasons.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at August 05, 2020 10:05 AM (d0gfm)

186 Nick in Tallahassee

Biden no longer knows anything.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at August 05, 2020 10:05 AM (u82oZ)

187 wouldn't want to

sorry, got ribs on my mind

Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2020 10:05 AM (O+AcM)

188 If assault rifles can kill on their own, so why not the Wuhan Flu?

Totes magical thinking.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:05 AM (pznDz)

189 Nearly three THOUSAND tons.

Posted by: Blessed Are the Cheese Merchants at August 05, 2020 10:01 AM (unn44)

that like over 10 kilograms

Posted by: Monica at August 05, 2020 10:06 AM (JFO2v)

190 181 Are F-150s Killer Mega-Pickups?
Posted by: Soi Boi Reporters Everywhere at August 05, 2020 10:05 AM (FtO5h)

Raptors yes all others no

Posted by: Monica at August 05, 2020 10:06 AM (JFO2v)

191 189 Nearly three THOUSAND tons.

Posted by: Blessed Are the Cheese Merchants at August 05, 2020 10:01 AM (unn44)

That's as heavy as 10 packing boxes.

Posted by: blaster at August 05, 2020 10:07 AM (ZfRYq)

192 Nice painting, lots of character. The armchair and the column in the background seem to have have an "oriental" look. Byzantine?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2020 09:51 AM (7afyC)

One of the drivers of the Renaissance in Italy was the renewed trade with Asia through the Turks. This brought money, trade goods and styles with it.

Posted by: Kindltot at August 05, 2020 10:07 AM (WyVLE)

193
Via Insty, an analysis of the Beirut blast...

https://tinyurl.com/y3pp9zez
Posted by: davidt

Great article - thanks for the link!

When "I'll deal with it tomorrow" bites your ass.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2020 10:07 AM (pNxlR)

194 F150 is racist. Not sure why but it is.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 10:07 AM (miiX6)

195 Actually the Illinois OSHA lady asked if she could take her mask off in our office. She clearly dug me.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at August 05, 2020 10:07 AM (Pegtz)

196 > Biden would know who these promises are to and would take them into account.

Well, his people might.

I doubt Joe himself knows what day it is, or even what year.

Posted by: Blessed Are the Cheese Merchants at August 05, 2020 10:07 AM (unn44)

197 Are F-150s Killer Mega-Pickups?
Posted by: Soi Boi Reporters Everywhere

That would be F-350's and above.

And yes, I have my F-650 Pick Up picked out should I ever win the lottery.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 10:08 AM (YxTUV)

198 Ha. I'd never considered the comedy of OSHA requiring respirators without fit testing and monitoring per OSHA requirements.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at August 05, 2020 10:08 AM (d0gfm)

199 Tonight's Powerball is what, almost $120 million cash?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:08 AM (pznDz)

200 How in the hell did we lose our society to those crazy ladies with frosted tips who always wanted to speak to the manager, again?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 10:08 AM (FtO5h)

201 178 The artist died at 37. And went through the Sack of Rome.

So he was one of the Grana Parmigianinos

Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2020 10:08 AM (O+AcM)

202 Happy Humping Day!!!

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2020 10:09 AM (bCLt0)

203 176 Don't know what it is, but something came into that port in Beirut.

https://tinyurl.com/y5u5t8hz
Posted by: WeBoned! at August 05, 2020 10:04 AM (8k7U7)

I looked at that slowly, agree with the commenters there, it's just a bird, and its not very close to the explosion.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2020 10:09 AM (Kpl3J)

204 Tonight's Powerball is what, almost $120 million cash?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:08 AM (pznDz)

How many steamer trunks is that?

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2020 10:09 AM (gmo/4)

205 That book is hollowed out and there is a pistol in there.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 05, 2020 10:10 AM (cCxiu)

206 After taxes that is only $60m. That barely buys you a nice mega mansion in LA.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 10:10 AM (miiX6)

207 200 How in the hell did we lose our society to those crazy ladies with frosted tips who always wanted to speak to the manager, again?

their sad husbands wanted to share the misery

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 05, 2020 10:10 AM (j9HX3)

208 Very good portrait. The subject looks like a couple of my relatives.

Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2020 10:10 AM (DJFLF)

209 That guy would cut your throat at the breakfast table, then sit down and finish your eggs and coffee.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 05, 2020 10:10 AM (yQpMk)

210 I see that a BLM activist defeated a longtime dem rep in Missouri. And the Tlaib race is too close to call? Is that true? I thought she already was declared winner.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 05, 2020 10:11 AM (sGotD)

211 176 Don't know what it is, but something came into that port in Beirut.
https://tinyurl.com/y5u5t8hz
Posted by: WeBoned! at August 05, 2020 10:04 AM (8k7U7)

Use stop motion and it becomes a very interesting picture, but still eminently fakeable!
But not a bird.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -Your Rulers Have, and Deserve, Different Rules! - at August 05, 2020 10:11 AM (eTZoJ)

212 Whoops, yeah almost three thousand tons.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:03 AM (pznDz)

That's a big kaboom. Ammonium nitrate is pretty remarkable stuff. Safe enough in small quantities, and it gets hauled around the country in bulk all the time.

And it's a white, crystalline solid, comprised entirely of gases that can only be liquefied at cryogenic temperatures.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2020 10:11 AM (7afyC)

213 We managed to keep the away from our big vat of picric acid
======================
Is picric the acid that becomes shock-sensitive/explosive when it crystallizes, or the stuff that can etch glass?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 05, 2020 10:11 AM (7Fj9P)

214 207 200 How in the hell did we lose our society to those crazy ladies with frosted tips who always wanted to speak to the manager, again?

their sad husbands wanted to share the misery
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at August 05, 2020 10:10 AM (j9HX3)

There is some kinda sorta funny Sci Fi thing on Amazon Prime starring Dr. House, and they have this Karen lady on there with her track suit and it totally captures it. Something 5. Not Babylon.

Posted by: blaster at August 05, 2020 10:11 AM (ZfRYq)

215 Killer MAGA-Pickup Trucks.

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 10:12 AM (l3+k2)

216 Looks like Graham is going there.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 10:12 AM (ZLI7S)

217 I looked at that slowly, agree with the commenters there, it's just a bird, and its not very close to the explosion.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2020 10:09 AM (Kpl3J)

You're probably right, but damn that's strange.

Posted by: WeBoned! at August 05, 2020 10:12 AM (8k7U7)

218 Share my good news with the Horde. Closed on the Illinois house yestiddy. Got the money, movers delivered all the stuff down to our place in Mo. Now, just open all of ze Boxes. What can I do with all of these boxes??????

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2020 10:13 AM (bCLt0)

219 Biden getting a little testy.

CBS News national correspondent Erroll Barnett, who was interviewing Biden as part of a convention of Black and Hispanic journalists, asked the former vice president if he'd ever been tested for cognitive decline.

"No, I haven't taken a test," Biden responded. "Why the hell would I take a test? Come on, man."

Biden continued, saying that would be like making the reporter take a drug test for cocaine before coming into work.

"What do you think? Huh? Are you a junkie?," Biden said.

Protesting a little too much. He has a history of doing this when confronted with subject he doesn't want to deal with.

Posted by: WisRich at August 05, 2020 10:13 AM (G0vdT)

220 The Mob Boss in WNY when I was young was Don Stefano "The Undertaker" Maggadino.

What, it was a legitimate business! The family ran a funeral parlor. Totally not joking. The long-abandonded building still stands. If those walls could talk.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 10:13 AM (FtO5h)

221 How in the hell did we lose our society to those crazy ladies with frosted tips who always wanted to speak to the manager, again?

-

That's trivially simple to answer.

The 19th Amendment

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at August 05, 2020 10:13 AM (d0gfm)

222 Still no updates on Ruthie, and her chills?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 05, 2020 10:13 AM (3D/fK)

223 Who would anyone want to move to Los Angeles? The place is a dump and a pestilence hole.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:13 AM (pznDz)

224 Prick acid? I don't like the sound of that!

Posted by: josephistan at August 05, 2020 10:13 AM (Izzlo)

225 How many steamer trunks is that?
Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2020 10:09 AM (gmo/4)

Barely, a pallet full.

Posted by: Ex-Preezey O'Barky at August 05, 2020 10:14 AM (eTZoJ)

226 If there was a big fire, and I had a drone with a camera...

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 10:14 AM (l3+k2)

227 Show time.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 10:05 AM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Not expecting much from her, are you? I think at best her testimony might reveal whether or not she has been cooperating.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 05, 2020 10:14 AM (sGotD)

228 I want an M35A2, otherwise known as the Deuce and a Half, for my pedestrian killing purposes.

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2020 10:14 AM (gmo/4)

229 Mega Trucks

Ram >=2500
Ford >= F250
Chevy >= 2500 HD

Posted by: Monica at August 05, 2020 10:14 AM (JFO2v)

230 Now, just open all of ze Boxes. What can I do with all of these boxes??????
Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2020

*
*

Congrats to you!

Leave one box in each room for the cats to play with. They'll get tired of them soon enough. Fold all the others flat, keep a few under your bed for emergencies, and trash the rest.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2020 10:15 AM (rpbg1)

231 I closed on a house last month. The same house more or less - square footage, lot size, age, level of renovation, etc - 2 streets away was listed yesterday for 12% more than I paid. And today it has an offer already.

The rioting in blue cities and WuFlu restrictions has made me a fuck ton of money this summer as my real estate holdings have surged in value. The downside is these people moving here will probably start voting Democrat the second they move in. Or maybe this was a wake up call. We will see......

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 10:15 AM (miiX6)

232 Protesting a little too much. He has a history of doing this when confronted with subject he doesn't want to deal with.

Which is why the Dems are desperate to cancel the debates.

Trump would have Fingerbang Joe challenging him to arm wrestle within five minutes.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2020 10:15 AM (2JVJo)

233 @213, Hydroflouric acid is the one that etches glass. It also hydrophobes the lungs...nasty stuff.

Picric acid crystals, a little friction or even a spike in temp makes a boom.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 05, 2020 10:15 AM (cCxiu)

234 You're probably right, but damn that's strange.

Posted by: WeBoned! at August 05, 2020 10:12 AM (8k7U7)

Very straight line flight, and very fast bird, but nothing to see here!

Posted by: Ex-Preezey O'Barky at August 05, 2020 10:16 AM (eTZoJ)

235 $121.2 million cash tonight.*

*Before taxes, relatives, and canoe accidents.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:16 AM (pznDz)

236 219 Biden getting a little testy.

CBS News national correspondent Erroll Barnett, who was interviewing Biden as part of a convention of Black and Hispanic journalists, asked the former vice president if he'd ever been tested for cognitive decline.

"No, I haven't taken a test," Biden responded. "Why the hell would I take a test? Come on, man."

Biden continued, saying that would be like making the reporter take a drug test for cocaine before coming into work.

"What do you think? Huh? Are you a junkie?," Biden said.

----

Look, fat, I had my head examined & they didn't find a damn thing in there!

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I massage this approval at August 05, 2020 10:16 AM (Izzlo)

237 >>Not expecting much from her, are you? I think at best her testimony might reveal whether or not she has been cooperating.

I'm expecting that there will be some clarification as to who knew what when.

How is it possible that Obama knew about the intercepted phone call between Flynn and Kislyak before Yates did? What did Yates know about the Primary Sub-Source?

Who was part of the overall coup and who wasn't?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 10:16 AM (ZLI7S)

238 How in the hell did we lose our society to those crazy ladies with frosted tips who always wanted to speak to the manager, again?

On a similar note, "front line" medical personnel - clerks, receptionists and so on - are the most arrogant, petulant, tinpot Hitlers there are.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2020 10:17 AM (2JVJo)

239 Trump to Biden at the debate, "you see a tortoise in the desert."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:17 AM (pznDz)

240 Via Insty, an analysis of the Beirut blast...

https://tinyurl.com/y3pp9zez
Posted by: davidt

Great article - thanks for the link!
When "I'll deal with it tomorrow" bites your ass.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2020 10:07 AM (pNxlR)

the most amazing pic there, to me, is today's satellite photo showing nothing but a huge ocean filled crater at the site of the warehouse.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2020 10:18 AM (Kpl3J)

241 Personally I'd love to be able to buy a late-90s-size compact pickup truck with modern tech but rubber floor mats and roll up windows.

Big trucks are great, but small trucks are better in the woods.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at August 05, 2020 10:18 AM (d0gfm)

242 Picric acid crystals, a little friction or even a spike in temp makes a boom.
==================
Yeah, in another industry, we used to clean out HS chemistry labs. There were lots of stories about crystallized picric blowing holes in the floor when dropped.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 05, 2020 10:18 AM (7Fj9P)

243 238 How in the hell did we lose our society to those crazy ladies with frosted tips who always wanted to speak to the manager, again?

On a similar note, "front line" medical personnel - clerks, receptionists and so on - are the most arrogant, petulant, tinpot Hitlers there are.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2020 10:17 AM (2JVJo)

Oh yeah, this is true. Just walk into any clinic, and ask for assistance.

Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2020 10:18 AM (bCLt0)

244 The downside is these people moving here will
probably start voting Democrat the second they move in. Or maybe this
was a wake up call. We will see......

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 10:15 AM (miiX6)
Nope. the riots were Trump's fault, that's how it works. VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO

Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2020 10:18 AM (DJFLF)

245 That Biden reply was so weird. I get being insulted if someone asks if you are essentially a retard. But replying back with the cocaine thing.... wow. And this was in Yahoo News about as friendly a platform as Biden will get.

The debates will be off the hook.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 10:19 AM (miiX6)

246 Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 09:59 AM (pznDz)

Guessing that Welding Guy got atomized. Much like the backhoe driver in Cheyenne who hit a gas line. John and I saw the flame spire from 60 miles away while driving and he was worried it was the ammonium-nitrate plant he worked at (also in Cheyenne). Thankfully, it was "only" the equipment driver (and anyone unlucky enough to be working with him). I think they found a couple slagged bits of the machine, but that was all.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 05, 2020 10:19 AM (uquGJ)

247 231 I closed on a house last month. The same house more or less - square footage, lot size, age, level of renovation, etc - 2 streets away was listed yesterday for 12% more than I paid. And today it has an offer already.

Houses in the southern Berkshires are selling like crazy.for more than the asking price.

One just sold down the road from me, on the market for 1 week. 2 BR 1 bath on less than an acre, right on the road

400K

Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2020 10:19 AM (O+AcM)

248 Tom Servo

From the Times of Israel a drone shot of the crater in Beirut

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y45nj6f8

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:20 AM (pznDz)

249 245
The debates will be off the hook.
Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 10:19 AM (miiX6)

"What debates?"

- - The Democrat Party

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 05, 2020 10:20 AM (s2VJv)

250 I'm expecting that there will be some clarification as to who knew what when.

How is it possible that Obama knew about the intercepted phone call between Flynn and Kislyak before Yates did? What did Yates know about the Primary Sub-Source?

Who was part of the overall coup and who wasn't?
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 10:16 AM (ZLI7S)

Remember "It's Chinatown, Jake" ???

It's D.C., Jack. Expect nothing but another episode of Failure Theater.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2020 10:20 AM (Kpl3J)

251 Clean people get tested all the time for drugs. Especially if it has to do with public safety.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 10:20 AM (ODaO0)

252 The downside is these people moving here will probably start voting Democrat the second they move in.

-

Where in North Carolina are you?

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at August 05, 2020 10:20 AM (d0gfm)

253 What was funny about that Biden interview? That was the second time I've seen him say: "Yeah, I could say...I could say something here, but I'd get in trouble."
It's really odd.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 05, 2020 10:20 AM (7Fj9P)

254 Well it looks like Ms. Lindsey seems real intent to let Yates off the hook, just an innocent little lamb caught up in the tides.

This is bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2020 10:21 AM (ZT7+C)

255 > Thankfully, it was "only" the equipment driver (and anyone unlucky enough to be working with him).

There was a Teamster's strike back in the late '60s or early '70s where the union thugs shot a dynamite truck.

Didn't leave much behind.

Posted by: Blessed Are the Cheese Merchants at August 05, 2020 10:21 AM (unn44)

256 252

Heh. Nowhere near NC. But this is applicable in about 15 states.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 10:21 AM (miiX6)

257 245 That Biden reply was so weird. I get being insulted if someone asks if you are essentially a retard. But replying back with the cocaine thing.... wow. And this was in Yahoo News about as friendly a platform as Biden will get.

The debates will be off the hook.
Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 10:19 AM (miiX6)
-----------

He's using the same technique in the Paul Ryan debate. Biden's an idiot but acts like he's opponent is an idiot.

Posted by: WisRich at August 05, 2020 10:22 AM (G0vdT)

258
Yeah, in another industry, we used to clean out HS chemistry labs. There were lots of stories about crystallized picric blowing holes in the floor when dropped.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at August 05, 2020 10:18 AM (7Fj9P)

For the longest time, research folks at the DuPont Experimental Station who retired just walled away from their office and lab. Then, after the detritus from many iterations of this piled up, they switched their policy to, "If you intend to retire in the near furure, you will spend time purging your lab space of old samples and chemicals."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2020 10:22 AM (pNxlR)

259 Beach front Real Estate Investment opportunity opened up in Beirut yesterday. Hurry won't last!

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2020 10:22 AM (gmo/4)

260 Clean people get tested all the time for drugs.

-

Government at all levels is notorious for "random" monthly testing of the straight-laced, married, church-going, non-diverse folks, while miraculously the other employees names never come up in the random requirements.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at August 05, 2020 10:22 AM (d0gfm)

261 >>It's D.C., Jack. Expect nothing but another episode of Failure Theater.

So far Graham has said he is going to ask Yates about the January 5th White House meeting, how did Obama know about the call and Yates didn't, why Biden proposed the Logan Act to go after Flynn, why did the FBI interview Flynn against her wishes and that was just his opening statement.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 10:22 AM (ZLI7S)

262 Portrait of a Man with an Eyeball...and it's coming for you!!!

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 05, 2020 10:22 AM (O+I8R)

263 Beruit blast is small compared to the Galveston blast of 1947.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 10:22 AM (ODaO0)

264 189
Nearly three THOUSAND tons.

Posted by: Blessed Are the Cheese Merchants at August 05, 2020 10:01 AM (unn44)

that like over 10 kilograms

Posted by: Monica at August 05, 2020 10:06 AM (JFO2v)

---------------------------------------------
Bloody 'ell, that's over 425,000 Stone, chaps.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at August 05, 2020 10:23 AM (+3rQF)

265 Glad to see the gentleman reading a book. In this day of the internet, I don't know how many people still do. A friend of my son bragged to him that he hadn't read a full book since the 3rd grade; He said he was relying on Sparks notes and the internet.

That is not true of my son who reads a lot, but I told him that the kid was probably pulling his leg. I asked, "What did you say when he said that?" His response "I told him he was a marginal student." The insult humor seems to be a big things between male friends.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 05, 2020 10:23 AM (oDRcK)

266 F-150 with a Three in the Tree is racist AND sexist!

Posted by: klaftern at August 05, 2020 10:23 AM (RuIsu)

267 Chi-Fi up

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 05, 2020 10:23 AM (mrA4z)

268 The Dancing Nurses of Tik-Tok was my entree into medical personnel-hatin'

Rubbing it in our noses that the hospitals were empty...when we were sacrificing everything for the "waves of COVID patients" they were supposed to be tending to.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 10:23 AM (FtO5h)

269 Clean people get tested all the time for drugs. Especially if it has to do with public safety.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

That and when it's corporate policy to test the hq the same as the plants.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 10:23 AM (YxTUV)

270 Great and now we get to listen to Diane "The China Connection" Feinstein blather for five minutes.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2020 10:24 AM (ZT7+C)

271 @231 Asshoes- I closed on a house last month. The same house more or less - square
footage, lot size, age, level of renovation, etc - 2 streets away was
listed yesterday for 12% more than I paid. And today it has an offer
already.

I'm closing on 1 this month in TX.

I decided to divest some dollar holdings and diversify into real estate. Massive spending with nothing to back it up does not bode well for the dollar. I think its on the last stretch of being the world reserve currency.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 05, 2020 10:24 AM (cCxiu)

272 248 Tom Servo

From the Times of Israel a drone shot of the crater in Beirut

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y45nj6f8
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:20 AM (pznDz)

New deepwater port

Posted by: Monica at August 05, 2020 10:24 AM (JFO2v)

273 Trump to Biden at the debate, "you see a tortoise in the desert."

Heh. "You know what a turtle is, Joe? Same thing."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 05, 2020 10:24 AM (yQpMk)

274 Yates was my pick to flip and testify against the Flynn Frame cabal. Graham can't make her look bad. Will be interesting how the Ds go at her.

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 05, 2020 10:25 AM (9TdxA)

275 From the Times of Israel a drone shot of the crater in Beirut

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y45nj6f8

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:20 AM (pznDz)

wow

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 10:25 AM (l3+k2)

276 >From the Times of Israel a drone shot of the crater in Beirut

what is it about people of the Middle East that makes them so ignorant of and really bad at mastering technology? Simply being able to do things right, so as to avoid disasters like this?

Posted by: DB- just DB. Bird= the word at August 05, 2020 10:25 AM (iTXRQ)

277 How in the hell did we lose our society to those crazy ladies with frosted tips who always wanted to speak to the manager, again?

On a similar note, "front line" medical personnel - clerks, receptionists and so on - are the most arrogant, petulant, tinpot Hitlers there are.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2020 10:17 AM (2JVJo)

Oh yeah, this is true. Just walk into any clinic, and ask for assistance.
Posted by: tubal at August 05, 2020 10:18 AM (bCLt0)

Went to one of those "Med Express" clinics the other day to be tested for Kung Flu. Not that I have it, but when I fly back from the MoMe, I'm in no mood to be hassled by Massachusetts' Gestapo.

They called yesterday and said I was clear. I want a paper copy, so called this morning. Was put on hold twice - once for 15 minutes - before I could speak to someone.

Went into the clinic and was immediately snapped at by the receptionist - "Sir, you need to go back outside and call to register." - but kept walking, said I'd called ahead and was there to pick up my paperwork.

Had it practically thrown at me. I took pleasure in taking my mask off right in front of the witch before turning around and walking out.

People are assholes.

Oh, and by the way, the morning rag had yet another "wear your mask or you'll die" COVID porn story as the "editorial" of the day. I'd shove the John Lewis funeral in their face, but I know they'd never print my letter.

Have I noted that people are assholes?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2020 10:25 AM (2JVJo)

278 off DSL sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 05, 2020 10:26 AM (JFO2v)

279 "No, I haven't taken a test," Biden responded. "Why the hell would I take a test? Come on, man."

Biden continued, saying that would be like making the reporter take a drug test for cocaine before coming into work.

But.... I thought they were "constantly" testing Biden. So which is it? Constant routine testing, or never testing? Or is he so far gone that he is taking cognitive tests and doesn't know it?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2020 10:26 AM (dNzKv)

280 The Dancing Nurses of Tik-Tok was my entree into medical personnel-hatin'

............Hold our beer

Posted by: Dancing Teachers of Tik Tok at August 05, 2020 10:26 AM (cCxiu)

281 The stuff was in the warehouse for 6 years or so, maybe reportedly.

Posted by: klaftern at August 05, 2020 10:27 AM (RuIsu)

282 Im not that old, at least I dont think I am. But I do not understand the tik tok thing. Is it just random people dancing? And it is worth a gajillion dollars? Fuck it I guess I am old. Lol. Off my lawn bitches.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 10:27 AM (miiX6)

283 Everyone who was behind those grain silos should be saying a prayer of thanks. Imagine if the silos had completely failed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:27 AM (pznDz)

284 >>> Who was part of the overall coup and who wasn't?
~~~~~

That type of confirmation (for those of us paying attention) would certainly be nice.

It really burns me that people like Feinstein can lie repeatedly and with such insouciance.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 05, 2020 10:27 AM (sGotD)

285 241
Big trucks are great, but small trucks are better in the woods.

this is also true of tanks.

Posted by: Heinz Guderian at August 05, 2020 10:27 AM (sGtp+)

286 @274

What if I told you nobodies flipping on anyone?

But wait there's more...

What if I told you all you needed to indict is already known?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2020 10:27 AM (ZT7+C)

287 what is it about people of the Middle East that makes them so ignorant of and really bad at mastering technology? Simply being able to do things right, so as to avoid disasters like this?
Posted by: DB- just DB. Bird= the word at August 05, 2020 10:25 AM (iTXRQ)

Islam. And corruption. Which are inextricably linked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2020 10:27 AM (7afyC)

288 You asking what is it about Islam?

One word - "Ishn'allah."

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:28 AM (pznDz)

289 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at August 05, 2020 10:02 AM (NWiLs)

You finally landed a job in your field. During a time when many other people are being laid off. I'm envious.

Make the best of it.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at August 05, 2020 10:28 AM (HabA/)

290
Everyone who was behind those grain silos should be saying a prayer of thanks. Imagine if the silos had completely failed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:27 AM (pznDz)

Likely they're dead too. Pressure wave burst their lungs.

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2020 10:28 AM (gmo/4)

291 Biden needs to change his slogan to:

Build Him Back Better

We have the technology. We can rebuild a better Joe. Faster, smarter...

Posted by: Lady in Black at August 05, 2020 10:28 AM (O+I8R)

292 at the debate, "you see a tortoise in the desert."

************

Tortoise Wrangling - a limerick

The tortoise is a challenging breed
What with shell care and proper tortoise feed
And you'll live your life in fear
Of those words you dread to hear-
"Walk for your life! It's a stampede!"

Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 10:28 AM (Fc5rx)

293 263 Beruit blast is small compared to the Galveston blast of 1947.

That's a little before my time. Wasn't that a refinery explosion?

Posted by: dantesed at August 05, 2020 10:28 AM (88xKn)

294 Commie Feinstein is reading Mueller as if it has not been completely refuted and proselytizing lies.

She is a collaborator.
Arrest her now.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2020 10:29 AM (rQEdR)

295 Likely they're dead too. Pressure wave burst their lungs.

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2020 10:28 AM (gmo/4)

MOAB effect

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 10:29 AM (ODaO0)

296 Broken Brain attacks a ~~black~~ Black "journalist".

Trump War Room - Text TRUMP to 88022@TrumpWarRoom
BIDEN: "No, I haven't taken a test. Why the hell would I take a test? C'mon man. That's like saying you, before you got in this program, if you take a test where you're taking cocaine or not, what do you think huh? Are you a junkie?"

BONUS:

Broken Brain Suggests @realDonaldTrump "can't figure out the difference between an elephant and a lion."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 05, 2020 10:29 AM (+y/Ru)

297 Posted by: DB- just DB. Bird= the word at August 05, 2020 10:25 AM (iTXRQ)

I blame it on "inshallah". It completely kills any sense of personal responsibility. I think it was Ayan Hirsi Ali who told of the time her mother *forbade* her from fixing a leak in the roof because "If allah wants the roof to not leak he'll make it stop raining".

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 05, 2020 10:29 AM (uquGJ)

298 271 @231 "Asshoes- I closed on a house last month. The same house more or less - square
footage, lot size, age, level of renovation, etc - 2 streets away was listed yesterday for 12% more than I paid. And today it has an offer already."

The real estate market is still shit in south central Michigan. I would love to sell my house and downsize, but no one is looking. I've also got another place I can't get rid of.

Posted by: jwest at August 05, 2020 10:30 AM (/BlEx)

299 what is it about people of the Middle East that makes them so ignorant
of and really bad at mastering technology? Simply being able to do
things right, so as to avoid disasters like this?

Posted by: DB- just DB. Bird= the word at August 05, 2020 10:25 AM (iTXRQ)

Not just people of the ME.

People who think they already know everything can't learn anything.

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 10:30 AM (l3+k2)

300 From the Times of Israel a drone shot of the crater in Beirut

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y45nj6f8

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:20 AM (pznDz)

wow
Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 10:25 AM (l3+k2)

That green skyscraper in the back has windows blown out!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2020 10:30 AM (dNzKv)

301 Dancing Teachers of Tik Tok

LOL I had thought about that but would they really go dance in the empty schools?

I'm thinking they're too lazy, so it will be more like:

The Drinking Teachers of Tik Tok

Mai-Tai's on the beach! The hell with the children.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 10:30 AM (FtO5h)

302 The reporter should have said "with your son, we should be testing YOU for crack-use, pal."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 05, 2020 10:31 AM (Tm4zg)

303 What if I told you nobodies flipping on anyone?

But wait there's more...

What if I told you all you needed to indict is already known?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2020 10:27 AM (ZT7+C)

Agreed. The question "who was part of the coup and who wasn't" is worthwhile only if you intend to prosecute.

As we have seen, Barr's biggest concern is that his feelings get hurt by Trump's tweets.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2020 10:31 AM (2JVJo)

304 "No, I haven't taken a test," Biden responded. "Why the hell would I take a test? Come on, man."

Biden continued, saying that would be like making the reporter take a drug test for cocaine before coming into work.
--------

The funny thing, Joe, is that lots of businesses have people take drug tests before they're hired. It's actually pretty routine.

Posted by: WisRich at August 05, 2020 10:31 AM (G0vdT)

305 That area was probably 18" concrete pavement or better. Blown away. Keep going with the "ammonium nitrate" story.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2020 10:31 AM (dNzKv)

306 A Biden gaffe prediction... Build Black Better!

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 10:32 AM (l3+k2)

307 None of the cables are covering Yates.

What's that WaPO line, democracy dies in darkness

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 05, 2020 10:32 AM (9TdxA)

308 That's a little before my time. Wasn't that a refinery explosion?
Posted by: dantesed at August 05, 2020 10:28 AM (88xK

No that was also AN stored on a ship. I said it was bigger but talking out of my butt because I was basing that on number of people killed. It may or may not have been bigger in terms of size.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 10:32 AM (ODaO0)

309 SS Grandcamp had 2,300 tons of ammonium nitrate loaded in Texas City, TX 1947 when it all went kaboom. This explosion also detonated another cargo ship loaded with sulfur and destroyed a chemical plant.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:33 AM (pznDz)

310
Under no circumstances ought the term "heroic" be applied to teachers in any school district which refuses to conduct teaching in actual classrooms.

On-line teaching is akin to spending one's workday in the teachers' lounges, based on what took place during this spring's fiasco. No more than two hours "teaching".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 05, 2020 10:33 AM (pNxlR)

311 Video of Broken Brain's comments is even better. Watch to the end.

https://bit.ly/3kf3VHx

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 05, 2020 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)

312 Hope Miss Lindsey brought his a game.

Yates has her makeup on and her audio set to barrel.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2020 10:33 AM (rQEdR)

313 Russia!!!!

Drink!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2020 10:33 AM (ZT7+C)

314 "Build Back Better"

Good, Joe. Now try "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 10:33 AM (Fc5rx)

315 What if I told you nobodies flipping on anyone?

But wait there's more...

What if I told you all you needed to indict is already known?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Some ghost will come along and tell you you are full of shit.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 10:33 AM (YxTUV)

316 241
Big trucks are great, but small trucks are better in the woods.

this is also true of tanks.

A lot of the trail off-roaders here in PA use old Samurais and Sidekicks.

Posted by: Bumr50 at August 05, 2020 10:33 AM (SEBYZ)

317 AOC takes down CBC and progressive stalwart Lacy Clay in MO primary. The left is going to realize too late what a monster they created.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2020 10:33 AM (dNzKv)

318
Maria Mazolla was a slippery lass
Parmigianini was a cheesy ass
facial hair
facial ass
Deep thoughts thru the looking glass.

Posted by: Saf at August 05, 2020 10:33 AM (5IHGB)

319 From the Times of Israel a drone shot of the crater in Beirut

Whose frigate is that pulled up to the dock?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 05, 2020 10:34 AM (yQpMk)

320 The real estate market is still shit in south central Michigan. I would love to sell my house and downsize, but no one is looking. I've also got another place I can't get rid of.

Posted by: jwest at August 05, 2020 10:30 AM (/BlEx)

I haven't looked around at the MA real estate market much, but there are a lot of houses near me up for sale. Some move quickly - one 500K Victorian went in a week - some don't.

I wish I could move. My neighborhood is getting too crowded and loud and I want to get out of this shithole state and start over somewhere with a clean slate. But I can't. Not now, perhaps not ever.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2020 10:34 AM (2JVJo)

321 >What if I told you nobodies flipping on anyone?

But wait there's more...

What if I told you all you needed to indict is already known?

But wait there's more...
what if I told you this was all theater, and that no one will be fined or jailed

Posted by: DB- just DB. Bird= the word at August 05, 2020 10:34 AM (iTXRQ)

322 #twoweeks

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2020 10:34 AM (dNzKv)

323 One of the propellers was blown half way across town.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2020 10:34 AM (rQEdR)

324 Steiner is coming

Posted by: Rick in SK at August 05, 2020 10:35 AM (FZYNt)

325 Yates is sticking to her 2017 story.

Posted by: IrishEi at August 05, 2020 10:35 AM (sGotD)

326 Steiner is coming

He's not even breathing hard.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 05, 2020 10:35 AM (yQpMk)

327 Heidi says there must have been a lot of firecrackers stored at that port. "Wasn't just bottle rockets."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'Age of Aquarius'. at August 05, 2020 10:35 AM (Jx5Qs)

328 @315

Yeah, Yates sounds like she's flipping.

In fact she's doubling down and saying everything they did was lawful and just and that Flynn was crooked.

HECKUVA JOB LINDSEY.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2020 10:36 AM (ZT7+C)

329 https://youtu.be/d5DiZUSWiaU

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 05, 2020 10:36 AM (mrA4z)

330 But wait there's more...
what if I told you this was all theater, and that no one will be fined or jailed

Posted by: DB- just DB. Bird= the word at August 05, 2020 10:34 AM (iTXRQ)

Aww, c'mon now.

Posted by: BignJames at August 05, 2020 10:36 AM (X/Pw5)

331 Keep in mind, AOC is Cenk's guided missile attack upon the Democrat Establishment.

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 10:36 AM (l3+k2)

332 Likely they're dead too. Pressure wave burst their lungs.
Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2020 10:28 AM

Burst lungs? Cause of death = Covid. Next.

Posted by: Fauci at August 05, 2020 10:36 AM (DMUuz)

333 But wait there's more...
what if I told you this was all theater, and that no one will be fined or jailed

Posted by: DB- just DB. Bird= the word at August 05, 2020 10:34 AM (iTXRQ)

__________________

Well, then I'd say this show sucks. I want my money back.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2020 10:37 AM (1ISKN)

334
I wish I could move. My neighborhood is getting too crowded and loud and I want to get out of this shithole state and start over somewhere with a clean slate. . . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2020

*
*

MPPPP, you can register for my "I Hate The Pesthole I'm In" club right over here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2020 10:37 AM (rpbg1)

335 [i[]Yeah, Yates sounds like she's flipping.

In fact she's doubling down and saying everything they did was lawful and just and that Flynn was crooked.

HECKUVA JOB LINDSEY.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2020 10:36 AM (ZT7+C)

And people wonder why I say always expect the worst and you'll never be disappointed.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2020 10:37 AM (2JVJo)

336 Our neighbor found a nicely wrapped (scorched around the edges) kilo brick of Blond Lebanese Hash on his lawn today.
That must have been one heck of an explosion.

Posted by: Cheech & Chong at August 05, 2020 10:37 AM (cCxiu)

337 Yates? Old news. Nobody cares about that anymore.

Posted by: dantesed at August 05, 2020 10:37 AM (88xKn)

338 Yeah I noticed the fig in the background, dark gray stands out against beige rubble.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:37 AM (pznDz)

339 331 Keep in mind, AOC is Cenk's guided missile attack upon the Democrat Establishment.
Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 10:36 AM (l3+k2)

==========

"There is no war within the Democratic Party. Move along."
-The MSM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 10:37 AM (UWqZJ)

340 Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 10:33 AM (YxTUV)
**********
PSSSST the FBI raided Kolomoisky offices raided in Cleveland & Miami ! BUt I'm sure you will read all about it right ??

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 05, 2020 10:38 AM (mrA4z)

341 what is it about people of the Middle East that makes them so ignorant of and really bad at mastering technology? Simply being able to do things right, so as to avoid disasters like this?
Posted by: DB- just DB. Bird= the word at August 05, 2020 10:25 AM (iTXRQ)

I knew a friend who'd been in the military and had been involved in trying to train some of the Afghans to be part of their own military force. He said the hardest thing of all was not figuring out if they were loyal or not; it was keeping them from shooting themselves or shooting their friends whenever they were handed a weapon. They had no concept of fire control, or for that matter, no concept of even basic safety measures. He said it was like handing guns to a bunch of 4 year olds and telling them to go play.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2020 10:38 AM (Kpl3J)

342 My youngest brother had three school-age kids last year. Two had terrible online teachers and didn't learn jack. The middle kid had an awesome, dedicated teacher who really threw himself into it and did it right.

He said, my kids are getting lopsided educations. It's all up to the luck of the draw.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 10:38 AM (FtO5h)

343 0 The real estate market is still shit in south central Michigan. I would love to sell my house and downsize, but no one is looking. I've also got another place I can't get rid of.

Posted by: jwest
I haven't looked around at the MA real estate market much, but there are a lot of houses near me up for sale. Some move quickly - one 500K Victorian went in a week - some don't.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

In my neck of the woods homes at all price points, except over $1M, are flying off the shelves.

A $350,000 place in a good, solid neighborhood, had 46 showings in two days and 7 offers from that. Two $600,000 + places on my street also had multiple offers and sold under three weeks.

The $180K-$320K homes are getting offers as soon as they go on the market from folks that have not stepped foot into them.

It's crazy.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2020 10:39 AM (Rvt88)

344 Zooming in, it may only be corvette sized. But it is definitely warship grey against the quay.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 05, 2020 10:39 AM (yQpMk)

345 PSSSST the FBI raided Kolomoisky offices raided in Cleveland & Miami ! BUt I'm sure you will read all about it right ??
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 05, 2020 10:38 AM (mrA4z)

Destroying more evidence?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2020 10:39 AM (7afyC)

346 Tom Servol it took about a century of British, American, and Soviet training to get the Egyptian army even half way decent.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:39 AM (pznDz)

347 At the end of the day isn't the slogan "Build Back Better" just a pale rip-off of "Make America Great Again"?

These people have nothing new to offer.

Oh, by the way, "Build Back Bette"r was coined by the United Nations in 2015 after some natural disaster (?typhoon?).

Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 10:40 AM (Fc5rx)

348 Destroying more evidence?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2020 10:39 AM (7afyC)
******
Yeah a bunch of reports on it so they can shred it

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 05, 2020 10:40 AM (mrA4z)

349 She's tossing the FBI under the bus.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 10:40 AM (ZLI7S)

350 PSSSST the FBI raided Kolomoisky offices raided in Cleveland & Miami !

It sure seems late in the day. Pray Trump gets reelected or this all goes away.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 05, 2020 10:40 AM (yQpMk)

351 I am trying to close on a property in PA, the bank cant get an appraiser in until Sep. And I have had a signed contract since May.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2020 10:40 AM (dNzKv)

352 @335

See this is why we, The Skeptics, say nothing is going to happen.

Ms. Lindsey, in his opening statement, essentially exonerated Yates of wrongdoing and criminal culpability, and then Yates, in her testimony essentially said, You damn right we ordered the CODE RED and we would have done again.

This is all bullshit, and a complete waste of time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2020 10:40 AM (ZT7+C)

353 Its glaringly obvious that

THE CHEESE STANDS ALONE

Posted by: browndog at August 05, 2020 10:40 AM (BgMrQ)

354 PSSSST the FBI raided Kolomoisky offices raided in Cleveland & Miami ! BUt I'm sure you will read all about it right ??
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 05, 2020 10:38 AM (mrA4z)

Destroying more evidence?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Well they damn sure ain't arresting anyone.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 10:40 AM (YxTUV)

355 From the Times of Israel a drone shot of the crater in Beirut

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y45nj6f8

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:20 AM (pznDz)

Thanks, Anna.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2020 10:41 AM (t4of4)

356 Don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

Bill de Blasio: Tropical Storm Isaias 'Is The Result of Global Warming'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 05, 2020 10:41 AM (+y/Ru)

357 What a ridiculous question...

If you knew then what you knew then, would you have signed off on the FISA?

Fucking absurd.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2020 10:41 AM (ZT7+C)

358 I keep unintentional rhyming today.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 05, 2020 10:41 AM (yQpMk)

359 From the Times of Israel a drone shot of the crater in Beirut

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y45nj6f8

Posted by: Anna Puma

The new paint will cover it.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2020 10:42 AM (Rvt88)

360 If the portrait were holding a power drill, I'd assume it was Ace.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 05, 2020 10:42 AM (WEBkv)

361 356 Don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

Bill de Blasio: Tropical Storm Isaias 'Is The Result of Global Warming'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 05, 2020 10:41 AM (+y/Ru)

==========

I have missed the standard leftist claptrap about weather.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 10:42 AM (UWqZJ)

362 He said, my kids are getting lopsided educations. It's all up to the luck of the draw.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 10:38 AM (FtO5h)
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Exactly - my daughter got about 90% of the good ones, my son the opposite. It was maddening.

Posted by: jhawk90 at August 05, 2020 10:42 AM (/ZYFC)

363 I have a good brain!

Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I massage this approval at August 05, 2020 10:42 AM (Izzlo)

364 Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 10:40 AM (YxTUV)
*********
going to say this big & slow ! "THEY ARE WORKING ON YOUR TIME FRAME"

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 05, 2020 10:42 AM (mrA4z)

365 Ms. Lindsey to Yates: "Who was involved in the attempted coup, and how high up did it go?"

Yates: "I have no idea what you're talking about, nothing like that happened."

Ms. Lindsey: "Well Okey Dokey, that wraps that up! Thanks for coming!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2020 10:42 AM (Kpl3J)

366 Ms. Lindsey, in his opening statement, essentially exonerated Yates of wrongdoing and criminal culpability, and then Yates, in her testimony essentially said, You damn right we ordered the CODE RED and we would have done again.

This is all bullshit, and a complete waste of time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2020 10:40 AM (ZT7+C)

another fence sitter

the longer they are in congress, the large the closet of skeletons to hang over their heads

he cannot talk, guarantee you - he's being threatened, or knows something will come of it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at August 05, 2020 10:42 AM (t4of4)

367 You think the same judge who allowed the release of Bolton's book will now rule he can't receive his payments and profits?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 10:43 AM (ODaO0)

368 Lol

Tuberville leads Jones by 17.

Posted by: Ha at August 05, 2020 10:43 AM (ktZTZ)

369 The new paint will cover it.

Easy to rebuild, the site is almost swept clean. Push the remains of the silo into the hole, a little tarmac, and they're back in business.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 05, 2020 10:43 AM (yQpMk)

370 Grump, look further to the right and there is moored in a nest more small warships.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:43 AM (pznDz)

371 If not for the grain silo, that would have been a sunk frigate.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2020 10:43 AM (dNzKv)

372 347 At the end of the day isn't the slogan "Build Back Better" just a pale rip-off of "Make America Great Again"?

These people have nothing new to offer.

Oh, by the way, "Build Back Bette"r was coined by the United Nations in 2015 after some natural disaster (?typhoon?).
Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 10:40 AM (Fc5rx)

It basically acknowledges the Trumpian premise - that the last couple of decades of American policy have gone badly wrong and a new direction is needed...

...then contradicts itself by putting up a member of the political establishment that champions those same, failed policies.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 05, 2020 10:43 AM (/b08H)

373 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2020 10:37 AM (rpbg1)

Wolfus, I found a copy of that London cults book on Etsy, so am going to buy it, if no-one else has claimed it.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2020 10:43 AM (2JVJo)

374 368 Lol

Tuberville leads Jones by 17.
Posted by: Ha at August 05, 2020 10:43 AM (ktZTZ)

=========

I believe this poll.

It also probably indicates that no one is going to spend any money on it, even Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 10:44 AM (UWqZJ)

375 Was the Logan act mentioned in the meeting?

I don't remember

I have a vague memory of the meeting

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2020 10:44 AM (rQEdR)

376 >>another fence sitter

>>the longer they are in congress, the large the closet of skeletons to hang over their heads

>>he cannot talk, guarantee you - he's being threatened, or knows something will come of it

I don't think you are appreciating the significance of what is being discussed. Yates is saying the FBI hid the details of the FISA warrant from the DOJ.

That means Comey or his minions deliberately lied to the DOJ.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 10:44 AM (ZLI7S)

377 Tuberville leads Jones by 17.
Posted by: Ha at August 05, 2020 10:43 AM (ktZTZ)

Once they count the 23 million mail in ballots from Birmingham, Tuber is going down.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2020 10:44 AM (dNzKv)

378 RUSSIANS!!!!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2020 10:44 AM (ZT7+C)

379 Grump, look further to the right and there is moored in a nest more small warships.

Five? Does Lebanon have a navy?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 05, 2020 10:44 AM (yQpMk)

380 >The new paint will cover it.
Posted by: Tonypete

they're gonna need a shit-ton of Spackle

Posted by: DB- just DB. Bird= the word at August 05, 2020 10:45 AM (iTXRQ)

381 Did you authorize the interview

No

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2020 10:45 AM (rQEdR)

382 Fox Biz: up to 700k foreigners got stimulus checks.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 10:45 AM (miiX6)

383 I hate the blouse the guy in thr painting is wearing.
Even if it is European.

Posted by: Case at August 05, 2020 10:45 AM (frO9V)

384 Seriously, don't think Lena and Triggly Puff can fill in that crater.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:45 AM (pznDz)

385 They should just let Cruz do all the questioning .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 10:46 AM (ODaO0)

386 Five? Does Lebanon have a navy?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 05, 2020 10:44 AM (yQpMk)

They probably have a Coast guard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2020 10:46 AM (7afyC)

387 I keep unintentional rhyming today.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

************

Don't ask me how I know, but take my word for it you want to nip that in the bud!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 10:46 AM (Fc5rx)

388 This is all bullshit, and a complete waste of time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

funny enough, kabuki literally means 'song and dance', those smart-asses, the japanese, figured it out years ago

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 05, 2020 10:46 AM (vIxqx)

389 The new paint will cover it.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 05, 2020 10:42 AM (Rvt8

Too late to buy glass stocks?

Posted by: BignJames at August 05, 2020 10:46 AM (X/Pw5)

390 what is it about people of the Middle East that makes them so ignorant
of and really bad at mastering technology? Simply being able to do
things right, so as to avoid disasters like this?

Yeah!

/Chinese Dam Builders

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 05, 2020 10:46 AM (oVJmc)

391 Lindsey's not losing his place.
She's trying but...

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2020 10:46 AM (rQEdR)

392 Don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

Bill de Blasio: Tropical Storm Isaias 'Is The Result of Global Warming'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 05, 2020 10:41 AM (+y/Ru)

It was the biggest, strongest, most powerful tropical storm in history. Winds sustained at a STAGGERING 60 MPH! Highway speeds! We told you global warming would make storms more powerful!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2020 10:47 AM (dNzKv)

393 @ Guy Smiley 301 "I'm thinking they're too lazy, so it will be more like:

The Drinking Teachers of Tik Tok"
I put in for a property tax protest . The arbitrary and capricious rules state that you can't bring up Covid, or any of this shit and your protest is based on conditions as of Jan 1st 2020.
I know they don't wanna hear it but at some point in my presentation I'm bringing up hospital taxes AND SCHOOL TAXES (which are horrendous) and not getting what I paid for ANYWAY. To Hell with them. .

Posted by: The Walking Dude at August 05, 2020 10:47 AM (cCxiu)

394 Seems they do have a navy. But that light gray ship furthest away from the blast, who's navy is that? That's almost an RN colour.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:47 AM (pznDz)

395 Did Comey go rogue?

You could say that, yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 10:47 AM (ZLI7S)

396 From February 14th @ 8:41am

But somehow, in an election year, 6 months before the election, we are going to have mass indictments of the coup plotters?

Really?

Jesus save us.
Posted by: John Thornton

And that won't look political?

I said last year before Christmas that there wouldn't be summer trials in an election years.

I was told in no uncertain terms that yes, there would be and I didn't know what I was talking about.

Hell, if there was an arrest in June, there won't be a trial until the following June at the earliest. And that's if Trump wins in November.
Posted by: rickb223

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 10:47 AM (YxTUV)

397 > what is it about people of the Middle East that makes them so ignorant
of and really bad at mastering technology?

That goes way back, I'm afraid.

Posted by: Tower of Babel Architect at August 05, 2020 10:48 AM (unn44)

398 392 Don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.

Bill de Blasio: Tropical Storm Isaias 'Is The Result of Global Warming'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 05, 2020 10:41 AM (+y/Ru)

It was the biggest, strongest, most powerful tropical storm in history. Winds sustained at a STAGGERING 60 MPH! Highway speeds! We told you global warming would make storms more powerful!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2020 10:47 AM (dNzKv)

========

That's certainly one explanation for the crater that is NYC these days.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 10:48 AM (UWqZJ)

399 also probably indicates that no one is going to spend any money on it, even Democrats.

Posted by:�TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield�at August 05, 2020 10:44 AM (

Last I saw Jones had $11m.

He will spend it.

Posted by: Ha at August 05, 2020 10:48 AM (ktZTZ)

400 I don't think you are appreciating the significance of what is being discussed. Yates is saying the FBI hid the details of the FISA warrant from the DOJ.

That means Comey or his minions deliberately lied to the DOJ.

And this will lead to arrests when?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2020 10:48 AM (2JVJo)

401 That is a well-worn book

Nice detail in this painting, I'll take it over that Picasso crap anyday.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 05, 2020 10:48 AM (d1uFV)

402 Fox Biz: up to 700k foreigners got stimulus checks.

Unintentionally! They were supposed to get ballots.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2020 10:48 AM (dNzKv)

403 382 Fox Biz: up to 700k foreigners got stimulus checks.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 10:45 AM (miiX6)

I assume they're pissed off it wasn't higher.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 05, 2020 10:49 AM (u/HW3)

404 394 Seems they do have a navy. But that light gray ship furthest away from the blast, who's navy is that? That's almost an RN colour.
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:47 AM (pznDz)

*grabs microphone*

"Come together in the RN! It's really something other than else!"

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 05, 2020 10:49 AM (d1uFV)

405 So when are we supposed to get the next stimulus check?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:49 AM (pznDz)

406 399 also probably indicates that no one is going to spend any money on it, even Democrats.

Posted by:TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfieldat August 05, 2020 10:44 AM (

Last I saw Jones had $11m.

He will spend it.
Posted by: Ha at August 05, 2020 10:48 AM (ktZTZ)

=========

"Oops...I lost the race and I happen to have another $5 million in the bank. Sorry about that."

Alabama races are surprisingly expensive, though. State house races often see high six figure expenditures from individual candidates. Not the sort of thing I expected to see from a largely rural state in very rural state house districts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 10:49 AM (UWqZJ)

407 Bill DeBlasio: the new Bill Nye

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at August 05, 2020 10:49 AM (+y/Ru)

408 And this will lead to arrests when?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2020 10:48 AM (2JVJo)

I'd settle for a rash of tragic accidents involving auto-erotic self-asphyxiation.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2020 10:50 AM (7afyC)

409 Did Comey go rogue?

You could say that, yes.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 10:47 AM (ZLI7S)
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The only place I want to see him go is jail. Hand in hand with Brennan, doing the perp walk of shame.

Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2020 10:50 AM (/669Q)

410 Druid philosopher Comey killed by a rogue sex-bot?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:51 AM (pznDz)

411 Lebanese Navy 1,600 personnel 69 vessels per wiki

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2020 10:51 AM (gmo/4)

412 It has been an entire week since a national poll was released. They used to come out every day or two. Must be bad news for Biden. Last one was showing Biden up only 4 from Emerson.

Posted by: Asshoes at August 05, 2020 10:51 AM (miiX6)

413 405
So when are we supposed to get the next stimulus check?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:49 AM (pznDz)
dems want all kinds of crap added to the bill like voting changes, bailouts for Minn. and NYC, the GOP says no. So probably a while yet.

Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2020 10:51 AM (DJFLF)

414 The only place I want to see him go is jail. Hand in hand with Brennan, doing the perp walk of shame.

Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2020 10:50 AM (/669Q)

And Clapper, too!

Posted by: BignJames at August 05, 2020 10:51 AM (X/Pw5)

415 I also want world peace, but I don't think I'm getting that either.

Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2020 10:51 AM (/669Q)

416 I saw Picasso Crap open for Da Vinci's Notebook in 1996.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at August 05, 2020 10:52 AM (UAMe5)

417 413 405
So when are we supposed to get the next stimulus check?

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:49 AM (pznDz)
dems want all kinds of crap added to the bill like voting changes, bailouts for Minn. and NYC, the GOP says no. So probably a while yet.
Posted by: kallisto at August 05, 2020 10:51 AM (DJFLF)

=========

And I think the Senate is in recess for a few weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 10:52 AM (UWqZJ)

418 So when are we supposed to get the next stimulus check?
Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:49 AM (pznDz)
******
When Mnuchin & Nancy Kneetits agree

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 05, 2020 10:52 AM (mrA4z)

419 Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2020 10:38 AM (Kpl3J)

I've heard that literal "Spray and pray" is SOP there.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at August 05, 2020 10:52 AM (uquGJ)

420 You need to Shiv for Peace.

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:52 AM (pznDz)

421 I saw previews to Comey's Showtime movie. He is definitely a delusional less likeable Walter Mitty.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 10:52 AM (ODaO0)

422 Hollywood is trying to buy Jones seat for him.

Posted by: Case at August 05, 2020 10:53 AM (frO9V)

423 This all proves to me that we need to take the Nation's capital on the road.

Move it around every 5 years

DC is such a shithole and corrupt

you couldn't convict a lefty there in a million years and they know it

Posted by: REDACTED at August 05, 2020 10:53 AM (O+AcM)

424 The only place I want to see him go is jail. Hand in hand with Brennan, doing the perp walk of shame.

Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2020 10:50 AM (/669Q)
--------------

I want that sanctimonious pile of excrement, Comey, put in a jail cell with a couple of tatted up muscle bound career criminals.

Brennan needs to go to jail, but I think Comey deserves special treatment.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at August 05, 2020 10:53 AM (WEBkv)

425 The frigate in the picture looks Russian to me.

Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2020 10:53 AM (gmo/4)

426 what is it about people of the Middle East that makes them so ignorant of and really bad at mastering technology?

It's not the *entire* Middle East. There's one country there that's arguably better at mastering technology than we are.

But yeah, take a bunch of 7th century Muslims and give them modern ways to self-Darwinize and they do a spectacular job.

Posted by: Ian S. at August 05, 2020 10:53 AM (ZGrMX)

427 The New York Times has terminated its relationship with Chinese Communist Party (CCP) mouthpiece China Daily - and has quietly deleted hundreds of CCP propaganda 'advertorials' from its website, according to the Washington Free Beacon.

Oh, they'll still print the propaganda, they just won't be as open about it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2020 10:53 AM (dNzKv)

428 I also want world peace, but I don't think I'm getting that either.

Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2020 10:51 AM (/669Q)

They got a lot of pieces in Beirut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2020 10:54 AM (7afyC)

429 And I think the Senate is in recess for a few weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Good gig if you can get it. Since they just got back from summer break.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 10:54 AM (YxTUV)

430 I kind of want to buy the UHD of Parasite and the Criterion edition, then put the UHD in the Criterion case.

But that seems excessive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 10:54 AM (UWqZJ)

431 The frigate in the picture looks Russian to me.
Posted by: Archer at August 05, 2020 10:53 AM (gmo/4)

Not unlikely. Russia sells a lot of military hardware throughout the region.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at August 05, 2020 10:54 AM (/b08H)

432 "Build Back Better," means, "Rebuild the DC culture of corruption Trump and co have been trying to dismantle."

GOPe in onboard with this, in harmonious bipartisanship

Posted by: davidt at August 05, 2020 10:55 AM (l3+k2)

433 >>The only place I want to see him go is jail. Hand in hand with Brennan, doing the perp walk of shame.

Usually not a good thing when the former Acting AG says her former Director of the FBI was operating without her permission and lying to her to get FISA warrants.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)

434 And this will lead to arrests when?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 05, 2020 10:48 AM (2JVJo)

I know!!!

https://tinyurl.com/y35v8t7t

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2020 10:55 AM (Kpl3J)

435 I don't think you are appreciating the significance of what is being discussed. Yates is saying the FBI hid the details of the FISA warrant from the DOJ.

That means Comey or his minions deliberately lied to the DOJ.

And this will lead to arrests when?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Denzel Washington in Citizen's Arrest.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 05, 2020 10:55 AM (pB6Gt)

436 433 >>The only place I want to see him go is jail. Hand in hand with Brennan, doing the perp walk of shame.

Usually not a good thing when the former Acting AG says her former Director of the FBI was operating without her permission and lying to her to get FISA warrants.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)

========

I bet this is all news to Barr and Trump!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 10:56 AM (UWqZJ)

437 Yates is simply doubling down, and contrary to the opinions of others, she's not throwing anyone under the bus.

And Ms. Lindsey keeps fucking the Logan Act Chicken.

NONE OF THAT IS IMPORTANT OR MATERIAL AT THIS POINT!!

It was all a pretext!!!!

Everything is pretext!!!!

If it's a law, it can be abused as we've seen countless times.

Change the law or clarify.

Because as you've just seen Ms. Lindsey, Yates just put on a five minute defense of what they did using the Logan Act.

It was bullshit but there it is.

This is complete nonsense.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2020 10:56 AM (ZT7+C)

438 The New York Times has terminated its relationship with Chinese Communist Party (CCP) mouthpiece China Daily - and has quietly deleted hundreds of CCP propaganda 'advertorials' from its website, according to the Washington Free Beacon.

Oh, they'll still print the propaganda, they just won't be as open about it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 05, 2020 10:53 AM (dNzKv)
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HMMMMM wonder why, PMSNBC Producer quits & rips PMSNBC a new one that is a 3rd Deep State apparatchik that has resigned & threw their former employee under the bus

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 05, 2020 10:56 AM (mrA4z)

439 And I think the Senate is in recess for a few weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Good gig if you can get it. Since they just got back from summer break.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 10:54 AM (YxTUV)

Good time for RBG to croak, so that Trump can recess-appoint Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2020 10:56 AM (7afyC)

440 439 And I think the Senate is in recess for a few weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Good gig if you can get it. Since they just got back from summer break.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 10:54 AM (YxTUV)

Good time for RBG to croak, so that Trump can recess-appoint Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2020 10:56 AM (7afyC)

========

I believe Cocaine Mitch is still doing pro-forma sessions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 10:56 AM (UWqZJ)

441 Denzel Washington in Citizen's Arrest.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 05, 2020 10:55 AM (pB6Gt)

More like Gomer's citizen arrest.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 10:56 AM (ODaO0)

442 >>I bet this is all news to Barr and Trump!

Probably not but it's news to the rest of the world. It's kind of a big deal.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 10:56 AM (ZLI7S)

443 I bet this is all news to Barr and Trump!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 10:56 AM (UWqZJ)
*******
& half the posters here

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 05, 2020 10:57 AM (mrA4z)

444 443 I bet this is all news to Barr and Trump!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 10:56 AM (UWqZJ)
*******

What did I miss?

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2020 10:57 AM (Zmnko)

445 444 443 I bet this is all news to Barr and Trump!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 10:56 AM (UWqZJ)
*******

What did I miss?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2020 10:57 AM (Zmnko)

==========

First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 10:58 AM (UWqZJ)

446 What's this about sex bots?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 05, 2020 10:58 AM (d1uFV)

447 What the heck is that picture in the background of Yates?

Posted by: IrishEi at August 05, 2020 10:58 AM (sGotD)

448 First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil.

Okay... More recently... Like today...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2020 10:59 AM (Zmnko)

449 On August 5. 2016, Hillary nationally led Trump by 15 points in the McClachy/Marist poll

Posted by: RoyalOil at August 05, 2020 10:59 AM (aO8Gd)

450 Sounds like maybe I should put the hearing up on another tab. It will be good background noise while I'm cleaning.

Posted by: bluebell at August 05, 2020 10:59 AM (/669Q)

451 449 On August 5. 2016, Hillary nationally led Trump by 15 points in the McClachy/Marist poll
Posted by: RoyalOil at August 05, 2020 10:59 AM (aO8Gd)

=========

That was an early night.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 10:59 AM (UWqZJ)

452 That book he's reading?

How to Succeed in the Middle Eastern Fertilizer Business.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 05, 2020 10:59 AM (wtvvX)

453 RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE!!!!

DNC HACK!!!!

DRINK!!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2020 11:00 AM (ZT7+C)

454 I wonder if Sally will stick her neck out for Obama ? SWIDT

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 05, 2020 11:00 AM (mrA4z)

455 Overheard in the Biden campaign strategy basement:

Joe "Junior" O'Daniel: We could make our own slogan, even shorter than his.

Dr. Jill "Pappy" O'Daniel: Wouldn't we look like a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies, bragging on our own catchy slogan, doesn't matter how stumpy.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 11:01 AM (Fc5rx)

456 I wonder if Sally will stick her neck out for Obama ? SWIDT

Uhh, the only thing I want stuck out for me are cocks. Big, juicy delicious ones.

Posted by: Barack Obama, Man's Country Lifetime Member at August 05, 2020 11:01 AM (ZGrMX)

457 When I was six I took a 20 from my mom's purse, walked to the corner, put down the 20, did a 360 and said to myself I found it. That's Sally Yates

Posted by: Ignoramus at August 05, 2020 11:01 AM (9TdxA)

458 Ammonium Nitrate's got what plants crave!

Posted by: eleven at August 05, 2020 11:01 AM (QLf0x)

459 446
What's this about sex bots?

good ones are discreetly discrete.

Posted by: Anachronda at August 05, 2020 11:01 AM (sGtp+)

460 First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 10:58 AM (UWqZJ)

How 'bout some coffee, TJM?

Posted by: DR.WTF at August 05, 2020 11:02 AM (AiZBA)

461 You mean Portrait of a WHITE Man with a WHITE MAN'S book. And where is his mask?

Posted by: Your Unfriendly Neighborhood Karen at August 05, 2020 11:02 AM (gJJHw)

462 Good morning all! Is RBG still alive?

Posted by: IC at August 05, 2020 11:02 AM (a0IVu)

463 445 444 443 I bet this is all news to Barr and Trump!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 10:56 AM (UWqZJ)
*******

What did I miss?
Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2020 10:57 AM (Zmnko)

==========

An oil shortage and a flock of seagulls. That's about it

Posted by: Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery at August 05, 2020 11:03 AM (Izzlo)

464 462 Good morning all! Is RBG still alive?

Depends on your definition of "alive."

Posted by: It's me donna at August 05, 2020 11:03 AM (Zmnko)

465 162
Knew a mobster when I was younger, Mob name Sammy la Gamba, which means "Sammy the Leg."

He had been shot in the leg years earlier and walked with a limp.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 10:00 AM (FtO5h)

I know that at least two members of my family were in the mob. As the family story goes, BITD when my paternal grandmother was living in NYC, right after she married my grandfather, a couple of her cousins were associated guys. She told them many times not to get involved in that mess, and that if they did they wouldn't eat at her house anymore. Which is the old italian way of saying you're persona non grata. Well, they didn't listen and later on they both "got their button" on the same day. As the story goes, on the day they got "made" they both went to my grandmother's house for Sunday dinner a few days later and told her as much. She gave them one last meal and told them never to come back around her family again. As the story goes, they understood and were very polite and respectful about it. They respected her wishes, thanked her, said their goodbyes and left. Nobody every heard from them again.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 05, 2020 11:03 AM (Dc5Qe)

466 How 'bout some coffee, TJM?
Posted by: DR.WTF at August 05, 2020 11:02 AM (AiZBA)
********
NO THANKS

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at August 05, 2020 11:04 AM (mrA4z)

467 Good time for RBG to croak, so that Trump can recess-appoint Amy Coney Barrett to the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2020 10:56 AM (7afyC)

Is it a recess-recess, or one of Mitch's fake recesses?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at August 05, 2020 11:04 AM (yQpMk)

468 Where is the poster, Zero Arrests, Zero Indictments when you need him?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 11:04 AM (YxTUV)

469 lol. NYC to set of "traveler registration checkpoints" for visitors from certain states"

"Papers please."

Who wants to visit that shithole anyway? They may want to try and keep people from leaving instead...

Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2020 11:05 AM (VpIIl)

470 What did I miss?
Posted by: It's me donna

Fireworks show in Lebanon.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 11:05 AM (YxTUV)

471 Yates can skate.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2020 11:05 AM (rQEdR)

472 If RBG croaks, her funeral will run until November.

You can't appoint a justice until the funeral is over. It's uncouth.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 05, 2020 11:06 AM (VpIIl)

473 lol. NYC to set of "traveler registration checkpoints" for visitors from certain states".

Interstate Commerce Clause laughs....

Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 05, 2020 11:06 AM (wtvvX)

474 They respected her wishes, thanked her, said their goodbyes and left. Nobody every heard from them again.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 05, 2020 11:03 AM (Dc5Qe)

They don't call Jersey "The Garden State" fer nuttin'.

Posted by: BignJames at August 05, 2020 11:06 AM (X/Pw5)

475 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang
Goes back to bed.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 05, 2020 11:07 AM (N8io/)

476 473 lol. NYC to set of "traveler registration checkpoints" for visitors from certain states".

Interstate Commerce Clause laughs....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at August 05, 2020 11:06 AM (wtvvX)

=========

From the pain of almost a century of torture.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 11:07 AM (UWqZJ)

477 Chairman 2nd Trombone, just as Ms. Lindsey, is treating Yates as if she was just some innocent, swept up into the currents.

And there is simply no theory of criminality being put forward by the GOP, just asking a bunch of disconnected questions.

This is completely ridiculous.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2020 11:07 AM (ZT7+C)

478 NYC to build that wall !!

Posted by: Pliney at August 05, 2020 11:07 AM (n8//P)

479 He's not looking at the book, but daydreaming about the man he killed yesterday.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 05, 2020 11:08 AM (ftFVW)

480
- studies show zinc plus green tea extract or HCQ impedes or slows down RNA virus replication including Corona and Influenza viruses

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21079686/

https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/jf5014633

- studies are showing Corona viruses that cause common colds cause a reaction in the CD4-T cells in 20%-50% of people providing protection against COVID-19

https://science.sciencemag.org/content/ early/2020/08/04/science.abd3871

It's almost as if the CDC is in business to make huge profits off of expensive vaccines and big Pharma off of expensive new drugs. Practicing medicine for profit (main goal) was and is a huge mistake.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 05, 2020 11:09 AM (j4UtS)

481 Maybe NYC could set up some type of temporary holding area in New Jersey for migrants coming up from southern states.

They could cll it Trenton Quarantino.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 11:09 AM (Fc5rx)

482 you're falling off your game, MUNG, that was just stupid. Even Raimondo does better than that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 05, 2020 11:09 AM (Kpl3J)

483 Who would admit to tsking an art history course in collrge

Posted by: Kurt at August 05, 2020 11:10 AM (dFcm/)

484 ms. yates is remote, nyah?
anyone 'reclaiming their time'?
must be tiring to be such -- dubiosos
yet, we hardly ever hear 'my distinguished colleague', so...
VT's second finest...

Posted by: micky at August 05, 2020 11:10 AM (3byMq)

485 The man has a masculine face with feminine hands... face looks like he has worked hard for a living but his hands look like he uses Palmolive when he does the dishes...

Posted by: Silent at August 05, 2020 11:10 AM (CrU4U)

486 lol. NYC to set of "traveler registration checkpoints" for visitors from certain states".

Interstate Commerce Clause laughs....
Posted by: Tex Lovera

Truckers delivering food from around the country could be classified as "travelers", correct?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 05, 2020 11:10 AM (YxTUV)

487 >>Who would admit to tsking an art history course in collrge

Me.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 11:10 AM (ZLI7S)

488 447 What the heck is that picture in the background of Yates?
Posted by: IrishEi at August 05, 2020 10:58 AM (sGotD)

If it were not for the potted plant the room would be completely sterile.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 05, 2020 11:11 AM (rQEdR)

489 They don't call Jersey "The Garden State" fer nuttin'.
Posted by: BignJames at August 05, 2020 11:06 AM (X/Pw5)

Damn it. You put the ear worm back in my head from the overnight thread and Ricky Nelson.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at August 05, 2020 11:11 AM (ODaO0)

490 What did I miss?
Posted by: It's me donna

slam dancing

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 05, 2020 11:11 AM (pB6Gt)

491 488 >>Who would admit to tsking an art history course in collrge

Me.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 05, 2020 11:10 AM (ZLI7S)

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I tsked many courses in college, but I could never bring myself to tsk an art history course, I'm afraid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 11:11 AM (UWqZJ)

492 They could cll it Trenton Quarantino.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 11:09 AM (Fc5rx)
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*golf clap*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at August 05, 2020 11:11 AM (UAMe5)

493 You're going to enjoy Chapter 14. I guarantee it.

Posted by: The Man With Book's Wearhouse at August 05, 2020 11:11 AM (DMUuz)

494 481
- studies show zinc plus green tea extract or HCQ impedes or slows down RNA virus replication including Corona and Influenza viruses

Studies Show One Horse Can Run Faster Than Another One! Trump Backs Winner, Kills Millions!

Public reports of research are USELESS... you can find ANY result YOU want... contradictory... poorly designed and executed.

The properly done ones barely have value. The rest are just ass wipes.

Posted by: Duh at August 05, 2020 11:12 AM (ND961)

495 Fuck off, Kurt, and keep banging those gender studies classes.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 05, 2020 11:12 AM (y7DUB)

496 493 You're going to enjoy Chapter 14. I guarantee it.
Posted by: The Man With Book's Wearhouse at August 05, 2020 11:11 AM (DMUuz)

========

It can only get better after Chapter 13.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 11:12 AM (UWqZJ)

497 480

- studies show zinc plus green tea extract or HCQ impedes or slows
down RNA virus replication including Corona and Influenza viruses

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21079686/

https://pubs.acs.org/doi/10.1021/jf5014633

- studies are showing Corona viruses that cause common colds cause a
reaction in the CD4-T cells in 20%-50% of people providing protection
against COVID-19

https://science.sciencemag.org/content/ early/2020/08/04/science.abd3871

It's almost as if the CDC is in business to make huge profits off of
expensive vaccines and big Pharma off of expensive new drugs.
Practicing medicine for profit (main goal) was and is a huge mistake.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 05, 2020 11:09 AM (j4UtS)

What would make you think that? Especially with prescription drug pricing reform barreling down on them?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 05, 2020 11:12 AM (N39Ws)

498 It's almost as if the CDC is in business to make huge profits off of expensive vaccines and big Pharma off of expensive new drugs. Practicing medicine for profit (main goal) was and is a huge mistake.
Posted by: Maskhole at August 05, 2020 11:09 AM (j4UtS)

Riiight. All the "medical tourists" to Cuba could have told you that.

The problem isn't the profit motive. It's the corruption.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 05, 2020 11:12 AM (7afyC)

499 469 lol. NYC to set of "traveler registration checkpoints" for visitors from certain states"

"Papers please."

Who wants to visit that shithole anyway? They may want to try and keep people from leaving instead...
Posted by: Marcus T

Mayor Death Dealer is begging his very wealthy residents to come back after they fled to other locales.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 05, 2020 11:13 AM (XKHOm)

500 Yates is saying in no uncertain terms that the Obama policy of Russian sanctions was law, that any attempt to change them in the transition period was a Logan Act violation and that what was done to Flynn was justified.

Yeah, Yates is cooperating....

Bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at August 05, 2020 11:13 AM (ZT7+C)

501
I am Matt.

Matt I'm that

I am the man

With a bat

For a hat

Posted by: Dr naturalfake at August 05, 2020 11:13 AM (dWwl8)

502 Noooooooooooooooooooood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 05, 2020 11:14 AM (YxLXV)

503 Little Steven's been using Trenton Quarantino for months as his rerun moniker.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 05, 2020 11:14 AM (y7DUB)

504 I tsked many courses in college, but I could never bring myself to tsk an art history course, I'm afraid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at August 05, 2020 11:11 AM

Yet, as Khan said to Kirk, albeit with a different meaning, "You tsk me!"

Posted by: Covenant at August 05, 2020 11:15 AM (DMUuz)

505 Who would admit to being Kurt?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at August 05, 2020 11:16 AM (1ISKN)

506 Posted by: Agent Cooper at August 05, 2020 11:03 AM (Dc5Qe)

Wow, quite the story!

My great-grandfather represented a number of big time guys, including at the Appalachin Trials.

His various granddaughters, my aunts, would clerk in his law office.

One of my aunts told me, Sammy la Gamba had a habit of pinching the young girls' bums, and would do it to them in the office. One day my one aunt told her sister, "I'm going to tell Mr. Maggadino (the local Boss) what he did!"

My other aunt told her: "Don't do that. Maggadino is very much a gentleman in these kinds of things and he would NOT want one of his guys pinching the butts of his attorney's underage granddaughters. how would you feel if he's never seen again?"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at August 05, 2020 11:17 AM (FtO5h)

507 science fiction history already exists

Posted by: humphreyrobot at August 05, 2020 11:17 AM (pB6Gt)

508 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 05, 2020 11:17 AM (rpbg1)

509 From the Times of Israel a drone shot of the crater in Beirut

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y45nj6f8

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 05, 2020 10:20 AM (pznDz)

How much of Lebanon's grain supply is spilled out of the silos?

Posted by: Fox2! at August 05, 2020 11:19 AM (qyH+l)

510 494 481
- studies show zinc plus green tea extract or HCQ impedes or slows down RNA virus replication including Corona and Influenza viruses

Studies Show One Horse Can Run Faster Than Another One! Trump Backs Winner, Kills Millions!

Public reports of research are USELESS... you can find ANY result YOU want... contradictory... poorly designed and executed.

The properly done ones barely have value. The rest are just ass wipes.
Posted by: Duh at August 05, 2020 11:12 AM (ND961)

Nice response shill faggot.

Zinc ions bind to a molecule found in HCQ and Green Tea Extract, which allows the zinc to be absorbed into the cell membrane, Zinc cannot do this by itself. Repeatedly, Zinc has been found to impede/slow down the replication of RNA viruses in the host cells.

Neck yourself.

Posted by: Maskhole at August 05, 2020 11:20 AM (j4UtS)

511 All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

/Fran Lebowitz

Posted by: Muldoon at August 05, 2020 11:29 AM (Fc5rx)

512 Browsing the Necronomicon?

Posted by: Kaiju66 at August 05, 2020 11:33 AM (NzURT)

513 ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT DREARY,AS I POUNDERED WEAK AND WEARY

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at August 05, 2020 03:41 PM (FLiOE)

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