Grandpa Sneakyfingers Experiences "Lost Time" Again
Oh c’mon, this is just sad. https://t.co/MjiTF76IEi
— Steven Crowder (@scrowder) July 29, 2020
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(Jump to bottom of page)Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 02:39 PM (HXfmH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 02:39 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Yo! at July 29, 2020 02:39 PM (Ou7Yf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: CN at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Max Power at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (q177U)
oh well
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 02:39 PM (W2Pud)
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I responded with wit and erudition.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (SK2xO)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (cqFR+)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Joey Plugs at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (iPbC0)
BRING BACK BUTTER
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at July 29, 2020 02:40 PM (SK2xO)
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Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.
Posted by: WisRich at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (G0vdT)
Lost time. Delusions. False memories of his own past.
It is becoming increasingly clear that Biden is a victim - possibly a serial victim - of alien abduction. If he has any unexplained small subcutaneous implants, that might clinch it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (k/TB6)
I mean, they were obviously going for alliteration, but that's just weird. Forced.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (UWqZJ)
He is devolving into word salad territory.
His tenses are interesting as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Using My Thundercats Decoder Ring at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (+dsLj)
You are actually making me feel sorry for the bastid
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (EGSGm)
I mean, they were obviously going for alliteration, but that's just weird. Forced.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (UWqZJ)
Brick Brack Banana.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Using My Thundercats Decoder Ring at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (+dsLj)
At cribbage. Maybe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (s2VJv)
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What better guarantee is there that the commie deep state will be running everything as they see fit?
Posted by: Methos at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Using My Thundercats Decoder Ring at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (+dsLj)
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I despair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (UWqZJ)
https://youtu.be/1wXs_1V7KiA
I wish attorney general Barr had just ordered a pizza and let the chips fall where they may.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (1CsfP)
"Build Back Better"
I mean, they were obviously going for alliteration, but that's just weird. Forced.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (UWqZJ)
Back Back Batter
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (s2VJv)
Cribbage is the one with pins in the block of wood, right? Western acupuncture for former trees.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: x at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (nFwvY)
To keep this farce up is literally unconscionable.
Posted by: trev006 at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (A6Wna)
"Build Back Better"
I mean, they were obviously going for alliteration, but that's just weird. Forced.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (UWqZJ)
Well, they already used KKK...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (HXfmH)
I mean, they were obviously going for alliteration, but that's just weird. Forced.
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It probably rhymed in the original Chinese.
Posted by: Methos at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (kOpft)
https://youtu.be/1wXs_1V7KiA
I wish attorney general Barr had just ordered a pizza and let the chips fall where they may.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (1CsfP)
He should've whipped out the bagpipes and done the solo from "It's a Long Way to the Top If You Wanna Rock and Roll."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (hYcqw)
The parasite is gradually, and awkwardly gaining control of its host.
Posted by: Max Power at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (cqFR+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)
305 OT
Just went for a walk to make a bank deposit. My branch closest to work is closed and boarded up and the cash machine had been smashed. So, I had to walk futher.
Found myself on Broadway and Pike, the former entrance to CHOP/CHAZ. The streets were clear, but the storefronts were boarded up, and still trying to do business. I walked by a little taqueria and the co-owner was emptying the trunk of his car with supplies. We met eyes and he said, "stay safe."
I said, has it been pretty bad down here, even in broad daylight?
He said yesterday some skinny white street punks threatened to beat the shit out of him because he wouldn't let them in to ues the restroom, for customers only. This was in the middle of the afternoon. The punks grew in number very quickly and the owner retreated into his store and locked the door. The punks started beating on the glass. He called the cops,and they said they could not interfere unless there was a threat to human life.
The store owner pulled out a baseball bat and his partner pulled an AR from behind the counter.
The punks dispersed, and the owner ordered plywood and was nailing it up the next morning. He is afraid for his life now, and there's not a damn thing he can do.
I asked if he was ready to sell his business. He has been there for 30 years. He said, "who would buy? there is no market for selling a business here."
He is not a fan of lawlessness.
I don't think this will translate to a democrat winning a national election.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Max Power at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (q177U)
Lost time. Delusions. False memories of his own past.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
There I was. On the Pettus bridge with MLK.
Arm in Arm. My word as a Biden!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (dhqL5)
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I keep reading this as three separate words rather than a phrase. But I guess Im not smart like the left are in getting it.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Using My Thundercats Decoder Ring at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (cqFR+)
Olivia DeHaviiland has been dead 3 days and she still sounds more cogent.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (s2VJv)
Jeeze
It sounds like Mogadishu
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (EGSGm)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (NWEal)
It is becoming increasingly clear that Biden is a victim - possibly a serial victim - of alien abduction. If he has any unexplained small subcutaneous implants, that might clinch it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (hYcqw)
Tell me about the alien anal probes...
Posted by: Pete Buttigeg at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (xPl2J)
But then unelectable Bernie started pulling ahead, and so frantic strings were pulled to put Biden over the top.
I think this was not the plan, but is a disaster for them and they know it.Thank heaven that smollet was such an idiot.
Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (AwPyG)
Melania: Be Best!
Biden: Butter Barack's Butt!
Melania:
Biden: Building Blocks Matter!
Melania: [looks at Trump for assistance]
Biden: [leans in to the tv monitor in attempt to sniff her hair]
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 02:46 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
That explains all the "alien disclosure" shit going around...
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 29, 2020 02:46 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (EGSGm)
Olivia DeHaviiland has been dead 3 days and she still sounds more cogent.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (s2VJv)
And she's already voted Democrat 5 times...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (EGyGV)
Where actually was he?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (G51Gf)
Waiting for the movers to show up with my stuff....
It is just unbelievable that they are running this man for President.
They can't even hide how frail and old he looks. Put him next to Trump, the energizer bunny, looking hale and hearty and standing next to his smiling young wife.....I mean seriously.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (Ikxvt)
But for Joe, the condition never gets any better.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (o2MD2)
I mean, they were obviously going for alliteration, but that's just weird. Forced.
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We were going to have it say "We're Going to Burn the Bitch Country Down so We Can Then Force You Kulaks to Build it Back Better for Us, Your Rulers" but it was too long, so we just went with Build Back Better.
Posted by: DNC, wholly-owned subsidiary of Antifa & BLM at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (k4dH2)
Arm in Arm. My word as a Biden!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (dhqL5)
There I was at President Carter's inauguration standing next to First Lady Nell Carter.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: artemis
Everyone that ran that op was an idiot.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (dhqL5)
https://youtu.be/1wXs_1V7KiA
I wish attorney general Barr had just ordered a pizza and let the chips fall where they may.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (1CsfP)
Must've been cut from commercial TV. They cut the best part!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)
But then unelectable Bernie started pulling ahead, and so frantic strings were pulled to put Biden over the top.
I think this was not the plan, but is a disaster for them and they know it.Thank heaven that smollet was such an idiot.
Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (AwPyG)
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Biden was something like their fifth choice.
First Kamala, then Beto, then Buttigieg, then Bloomberg, and finally Biden.
I still find it super weird that the winner of Iowa, Buttigieg, was out of the race less than a month after Iowa.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (XTyi0)
I wait for joe to pull out his pud and start playin with it in public.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (Gz0CT)
https://tinyurl.com/y6gb4g7k
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (xPl2J)
So, Hillary's big burly black dude with the epi-pen has transitioned to a white chick with a camelhair coat?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (t4of4)
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (exghZ)
From the folks who brought you "I'm With Her" which was so gloriously tone-deaf during a populist wave year.
LOVED how Trump turned that around on them: "I'm With You." The master marketer schooled them on what her slogan should have been.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (XTyi0)
Biden/Pelosi '20 - Granpa and Gran Mal
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (s2VJv)
Lost time. Delusions. False memories of his own past.
It is becoming increasingly clear that Biden is a victim - possibly a serial victim - of alien abduction. If he has any unexplained small subcutaneous implants, that might clinch it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (hYcqw)
Nuclear Mars rovers with lasers. Navy pilots reporting UFO encounters. Trump announces Space Force. Biden has missing time. Tonybee idea resurrect dead Jupiter.
Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (Izzlo)
So, Hillary's big burly black dude with the epi-pen has transitioned to a white chick with a camelhair coat?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (s2VJv)
That's the one Don Jr. put up too...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (dhqL5)
He is devolving into word salad territory.
His tenses are interesting as well.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
It was a joke. Tough crowd.
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (XTyi0)
May you be happy and well in your new home
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (EGSGm)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (dWwl8)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (XTyi0)
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Just because he's a joke doesn't mean that every utterance that passes his lips is a joke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (UWqZJ)
So, Hillary's big burly black dude with the epi-pen has transitioned to a white chick with a camelhair coat?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:48 PM (s2VJv)
That's the one Don Jr. put up too...
Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (Zmnko)
Really?! Great minds thinking alike.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
That would have been great and would have given fodder to everyone on the political Spectrum. Democrats would hate that he did it and there would be people on here bitching about him just paying the bagpipes instead of doing his job
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (1CsfP)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (XTyi0)
Right up there with Groucho Marx, he is.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Joe Biden, The Man from Delaware at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (Zmnko)
Isn't that a Sir Mix-A-lot song?
Posted by: naturalfake at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (dWwl
Bout my Benzo
https://youtu.be/gGaN-qBJAjo
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: 40 miles north at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM (o2vOl)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (k/TB6)
I am shocked.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM (A5zUN)
Imagine, the next POTUS could be easily swayed by pulling out your keys and jingling them.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (k/TB6)
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Listen, the Democrats and their client groups are coming together perfectly under a Biden presidency and any worry of lower enthusiasm for Biden is a conspiracy theory made by a Russian bot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM
Besides... He's 50 points ahead of Trump!
Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (Zmnko)
**************
DNC Convention gonna be lit.
Literally!
Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Times With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:50 PM (k/TB6)
WHAT?!?!
No.. Fake news. It was TRUMP!
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
I hope if I ever get like that someone takes pity on me and puts a .45 thru and thru my forehead.
Does he even have a clue what's going on?
Jill Biden should go to jail for elder abuse for this.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (exghZ)
Remember my theory; there would be no point in trying to push a 25th amendment removal (which they have tried, again and again and again) unless first the VP was on board. Otherwise, there would be no point at all (see: 25th Amendment)
Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM (nFRLh)
What happened to 'No Malarkey'?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 02:49 PM (XTyi0)
I think at least one audience member "got it".
I'm pretty sure I heard somebody weeping.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield
I find it super weird that was just earlier this year. Seems like it was longer than that. Iowa was a massive clusterfuck but with everything since it's not even in the top five screwed up things about 2020.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (OUMaO)
I was shocked, the park-n-ride was less than half full and no cars behind the K-Mart building for the first time I've ever seen. No "protests" here, just a result of the COVID response.
The devastation to businesses is just horrific. It's fvcking heartbreaking.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (jwprJ)
False ! Black Bears
Bears eat beets. Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (NWEal)
Posted by: dantesed at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (88xKn)
Not gonna happen... At least this time around
Posted by: It's me donna at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (Zmnko)
I hope if I ever get like that someone takes pity on me and puts a .45 thru and thru my forehead.
Does he even have a clue what's going on?
Jill Biden should go to jail for elder abuse for this.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:52 PM (exghZ)
Biden dies. Jill marries Hunter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (PbpT7)
I don't believe in this hopeful-sounding 'silent majority' stuff. I want the President so far ahead that even the Left can't hide the wave that's coming. We must win this thing.
Posted by: troyriser at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (pr6Sg)
My 93 year old MIL talks like this...
Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 29, 2020 02:44 PM (cqFR+)
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My 90-year-old great uncle talked like that. He was in a rest home and thought it was a cruise ship.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (H8QX8)
WOOPS! ==> We're Out Of Patience, Suckers!
Stick the comma in if you like, but I don't think it scans as well.
Somebody could probably sell a bunch of hats, too, if we've got any entrepreneurs reading this. All rights gladly forfeited. Or a nice Deplorable Gourmet-like effort would be fun, too, with proceeds going to charity (or to the blog).
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (b82U5)
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (OUMaO)
The shutdown kind of warped time and space.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (A5zUN)
That's assuming that he'll even show up at a debate, a dubious prospect I'd say.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (Hip2a)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (PbpT7)
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I pity the lurker just reading through for the first time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (PbpT7)
How does that work - a flaming stop watch with "2 minute warning.?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (s2VJv)
I don't think this will translate to a democrat winning a national election.
Posted by: nurse ratched
Excellent scouting report from behind enemy lines. Please be careful.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (1CsfP)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (jwprJ)
He auto euthanized because he was entering a pre-Alzhiemers disease period.
He was twenty times this idiots cogency. He needs to be in a rest home under restraint.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (exghZ)
The devastation to businesses is just horrific. It's fvcking heartbreaking.
Posted by: Guy Smiley
That, or a lot of work from home. We're doing it thru end of September.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (dhqL5)
Posted by: It's me donna
Don, Jr.
Yeah, he allegedly had an affair with Aubrey O'Day back in 2010 (?) after she was on "Celebrity Apprentice", while he was still married.
Shibumi and I have been watching the old "Celebrity Apprentice" show, and thought O'Day was just some slutty crazy narcissist chick. Then we read the other day that they allegedly had this affair, and O'Day thought that she and Don, Jr, were "soul mates" at the time.
Really crashes my opinion of Don, Jr.
I think O'Day was after either Don Jr. or Eric Trump, because in the show, there was one occasion where she REALLY makes up to Eric. I think he was a little wiser than his brother.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (vcOmj)
i'll try to pre-nood before I put up a new post so that willowage is reduced
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (PbpT7)
Ace - Master Arborist
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: 40 miles north at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (o2vOl)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (W2Pud)
"Build Back Better" is his campaign slogan?
wth...
Melania's Be Better plus MAGA/KAG?
So stupid.
You know they mocked Be Better.
Build Back what?
Build.
Back.
Better.
lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (t4of4)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (PbpT7)
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I pity the lurker just reading through for the first time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (UWqZJ)
I literally LOL'd.
Posted by: Synova at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Peterbreath Buttgig at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (Vy7tf)
How does that work - a flaming stop watch with "2 minute warning.?"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (s2VJv)
A post by the flaming rectum of David French that says "You've been warned."
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: Roy at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (Ti+Tv)
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (BRkq2)
I am sure ole Joe will attempt the easy to remember stupid slogan, with a bullhorn and cheer/stutter:
BRING BACK BETTER
BETTER BACK BUTT
BUILD BACKS BETTER
BUILD BLACKS BETCHA
BODY BUILDERS BETTER
BIDEN BACKS BETTER
BETTER BIDEN BUCKS
BLACKS BETTER BOTE
VOTE FOR TRUMP
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (SK2xO)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (dhqL5)
I wish it was, but downtown is devastated. I couldn't take passing by one more favorite place that's closed or having a going out of business sale.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (luzVb)
The Q and A was pathetic.
They kissed his ass, and let him ramble and ramble, saying jackshit.
Three questions, then he's out. Ridiculous.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!
"YOU DICK!!!" - The Wisdom of Jeff Spicoli, p. 1.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (1CsfP)
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I don't think such a positive term like hot ass should be ascribed to TepidAir.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (+dsLj)
Imagine, the next POTUS could be easily swayed by pulling out your keys and jingling them.
Posted by: clutch cargo
I was reminded of Rainman being led around by his backpack.
Judge Wopner is on in 35 minutes!
Posted by: Bruce at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Auspex at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (NWEal)
The ones that crush the pic-a-nic baskets before them, see them driven in for you, and hear the lamentations of Ranger Smith.
Posted by: Smarter than the average bear at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Charles Darwin - COVID takes 15 min - get govt document with dates if you are quarantined and traced at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (hNEmI)
________________
We did a focus group after we announced the slogan, and we found that 93% of voters under age 65 thought that "malarkey" was slang for "cognitive functioning."
Posted by: Biden's Brain Trust at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (k4dH2)
I find that fascinating.
She lives on in the comments.
As long as her name and/or her meme is named she'll live forever.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (exghZ)
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (aO8Gd)
"Build Back Better"
I mean, they were obviously going for alliteration, but that's just weird. Forced.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:41 PM (UWqZJ)
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Biden/Abrams 2020 -- Build Back Better/Baby Got Back!!!
Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (b82U5)
I was reminded of Rainman being led around by his backpack.
Judge Wopner is on in 35 minutes!
Posted by: Bruce at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (vd8XM)
I think it's either Dagoner or Guineaner. Wopner is not PC.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (s2VJv)
According to the Left, Donald Trump is the most unacceptable, demented, evil fascist maniac in human history, and exponentially the most unelectable Presidential candidate since 1792, and anyone who votes for him should be imprisoned or killed.
According to the Right, Joe Biden is nearly in a vegetative state, has tertiary Alzheimer's Disease, barely known who he is, where he is, what decade it is or what office he's even running for, and is far and away the least qualified candidate since 1792, and if elected would "allow" a cadre of unelected communist traitors to take over the reins of government behind the scenes to intentionally destroy the nation from within.
Approximately 50% of voters agree with the first statement, and approximately 50% agree with the second statement.
Faced with the two "least-electable" candidates of all time, what will the "average" "undecided" "middle-of-the-road" voter do?
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (HEEq1)
They kissed his ass, and let him ramble and ramble, saying jackshit.
Three questions, then he's out. Ridiculous.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian
Brown lipstick in the pressroom.
Yes, they make me gag.
And Biden gets to skate on all this.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (t+qrx)
And that , people, is how you hit your KPIs.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (luzVb)
it is true that conservatives are always more likely to be forced to distance ourselves from bad people than the left. If a Republican city councilman in Nowheresville, TX says something stupid, every Republican pundit and the President is confronted by the press and expected to renounce him. If Louis Farrakhan says something inflammatory about Jews, all the Democrats can still go fundraise with him next week.
It is a double standard, but we know it exists and has existed and yet Stella Immanuel got to stand behind that microphone.
We just have to learn to live by their rules, rubes!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (dNzKv)
"YOU DICK!!!" - The Wisdom of Jeff Spicoli, p. 1.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (1CsfP)
https://youtu.be/n7zfnbdyAW8
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (Zz0t1)
I thought it said "Brokeback Better."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 02:55 PM (GRbI+)
I can't quit you!!
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (XTyi0)
I am sure ole Joe will attempt the easy to remember stupid slogan, with a bullhorn and cheer/stutter:
BRING BACK BETTER
BETTER BACK BUTT
BUILD BACKS BETTER
BUILD BLACKS BETCHA
BODY BUILDERS BETTER
BIDEN BACKS BETTER
BETTER BIDEN BUCKS
BLACKS BETTER BOTE
VOTE FOR TRUMP
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (SK2xO)
Baby Got Back
Sir Mixalot
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (t4of4)
Yes, he really says that
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (aO8Gd)
Whoa, I read that as criminal clitoris ship.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (aO8Gd)
I'm here.
Waiting for the movers to show up with my stuff....
It is just unbelievable that they are running this man for President.
They can't even hide how frail and old he looks. Put him next to
Trump, the energizer bunny, looking hale and hearty and standing next to
his smiling young wife.....I mean seriously.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 02:47 PM (Ikxvt)
The really sad thing? Look at the other candidates he beat out for the nomination. The Dem voters are willing to go with an alzheimers patient over the rest of the field.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: dantesed at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (88xKn)
It happens all the time, now. See: Washington state election. There couldn't be a clearer indication that the country is being run by a cabal who wishes they didn't have to pretend that the voters mattered.
Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (AwPyG)
I find that fascinating.
She lives on in the comments.
As long as her name and/or her meme is named she'll live forever.
Posted by: jakee308
Holds up a three fingered mockingjay salute in tribute!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (dhqL5)
I find that fascinating.
She lives on in the comments.
As long as her name and/or her meme is named she'll live forever.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (exghZ)
Willow was here yesterday.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (o2MD2)
He got to spend a week with salty rivers of hot shame running down his cheeks. That was his price.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Charles Darwin - COVID takes 15 min - get govt document with dates if you are quarantined and traced at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (hNEmI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (yQpMk)
I don't think this will translate to a democrat winning a national election.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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I'm curious about that guy's voting history.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (HEEq1)
It depends on who is offering the free Mac 'n' cheese.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (lg/F7)
Yes, he really says that
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (aO8Gd)
Whoa, I read that as criminal clitoris ship.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I didn't until you mentioned it. Now I can't unsee it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (dhqL5)
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (HEEq1)
Trump is electable merely by the fact that he was indeed elected.
Aside from that, he's always been the tits in electability.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (s2VJv)
I find that fascinating.
She lives on in the comments.
As long as her name and/or her meme is named she'll live forever.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (exghZ)
Willow was here yesterday.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (o2MD2)
How can you tell, do you spend time looking at old threads?
Posted by: Someguy at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (jwprJ)
Posted by: jakee308
willow was around yesterday, I believe.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (dNzKv)
You have to add his "crimate clisis" clip.
Yes, he really says that
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (aO8Gd)
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I will donate $10,000 to his campaign if he uses the phrase "climate clitoris" and "my sneakyfingers" in the same sentence.
Posted by: ShainS at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (b82U5)
That's being generous.
Posted by: dantesed at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (88xKn)
YEARS ago, I asked my father in law if he could say his abc's........In front of my young daughter.
He failed.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (exghZ)
Willow was here yesterday.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (o2MD2)
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Confirmed: Willow hasn't been here in forever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (s2VJv)
Man in the boat is a repeat offender?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (xfb67)
Imagine, the next POTUS could be easily swayed by pulling out your keys and jingling them.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 02:51 PM (8B6Ng)
Imagine the next President could fall for the "I got your nose" trick.
Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: zombie
flip a coin?
Ask the magic 8-ball?
I dunno.
I am not the biggest Trump fan in the world, but I gave him a lot of money in 2016, and have sent him money this year, and will send more.
Nothing scared me more than Hillary as President, than Joe Biden being a figure head, and who knows who will really be running the country?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (vcOmj)
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Thats why they want out of the debate. No manner of water carrying by the dildo sucking moderator and media is going to be enough to save his sundowning ass.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (+dsLj)
https://youtu.be/K-Op1Mng4oY
Posted by: Hawkpilot at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (syC9q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (s2VJv)
They just laid the keel for another one of those. LCS-29.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (t+qrx)
117 108 i'll try to pre-nood before I put up a new post so that willowage is reduced
Posted by: ace at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (PbpT7)
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I pity the lurker just reading through for the first time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (UWqZJ)
*snort*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (EGyGV)
Except one is false and the other is the truth. Hopefully not all voters are idiots and not able to tell truth from fiction.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (NWEal)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 29, 2020 03:00 PM (vcOmj)
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Same people as last time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)
_________________
We're going to make the sane choice, and write-in Kanye West!
Posted by: average middle-of-the-road voters at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (k4dH2)
Brown lipstick in the pressroom.
Yes, they make me gag.
And Biden gets to skate on all this.
Much better form.
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (yQpMk)
Try it with a ? after a word.
Build? Back better.
Build back? Better.
Build back better?
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (aO8Gd)
Faced with the two "least-electable" candidates of all time, what will the "average" "undecided" "middle-of-the-road" voter do?
Posted by: zombie
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I think we got that answer in 2016.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (G51Gf)
_________________
We're going to make the sane choice, and write-in Kanye West!
Posted by: average middle-of-the-road voters at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (k4dH2)
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I want to see California Democrats spend money on ads in Los Angeles against Kanye for president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:02 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 29, 2020 03:02 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Someguy at July 29, 2020 02:59 PM (Zm+LZ)
The thread was current and yesterday as I said.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 03:02 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 02:45 PM (AwPyG)
Thank heaven indeed. The anti-lynching law she pushed in response to the Smollet hoax (want to bet she knew when it was going to happen so she could have the verbiage ready?) was supposed to have been her springboard into the Presidency.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 29, 2020 03:02 PM (uquGJ)
"Y'know we're gonna take those biyyons from those corprate razzmatazzes and give it to t'all the real hard-workin' people like in Scranton and Dee troit... " etc etc
What a fake, phony, shit-for-brains he is.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 29, 2020 03:02 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 03:03 PM (bFcrv)
And that , people, is how you hit your KPIs.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (luzVb)
and improve your deliverables.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:03 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2020 03:03 PM (r+sAi)
Same people as last time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield
to this, I say........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 29, 2020 03:03 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (UWqZJ)
++++++
I know a lurker. He kept asking about some of the dialect we use here. I wrote him a glossary of terms and what they mean and their histories (for the ones I know, anyway). It wasn't complete (it never is) but it was enough to get by. He described it as "This is like a narrative description of an Egyptian hieroglyphic cartouche as heard by a blind man."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (hYcqw)
Thank heaven indeed. The anti-lynching law she pushed in response to the Smollet hoax (want to bet she knew when it was going to happen so she could have the verbiage ready?) was supposed to have been her springboard into the Presidency.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 29, 2020 03:02 PM (uquGJ)
No one on her staff mentioned that lynching was already illegal and has been for a VERY long time?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
And that , people, is how you hit your KPIs.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (luzVb)
and improve your deliverables.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
EBIT - ya gotta get it up
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (FZYNt)
Has he challenged anyone to fisticuffs lately?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (jwprJ)
Yes, he really says that
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (aO8Gd)
Crimate Clisis? What more proof do you need that he's working for China?
Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (Izzlo)
The ones that crush the pic-a-nic baskets before them, see them driven in for you, and hear the lamentations of Ranger Smith.
Posted by: Smarter than the average bear at July 29, 2020 02:56 PM (8B6Ng)
How you doin?
Posted by: Muad'dib - Who Has a Bear Tag This Year at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (sjdRT)
I wouldn't be surprised if it will collapse just as the first indictments come, so that the media has something else to cover, wall to wall.
(assuming indictments are coming; this actually makes me hopeful)
Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) repeats himself at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (yQpMk)
And that , people, is how you hit your KPIs.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (luzVb)
and improve your deliverables.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
While maximizing your synergies.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (dhqL5)
Build back better. I'm sorry but is there a translator?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (jwprJ)
The NeverTrumpers thought it said Bull Baby Batter and got right on board.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 03:05 PM (bFcrv)
Stay safe, Nurse.
Posted by: blake - goin mobile at July 29, 2020 03:05 PM (ZYbHn)
That's good to know. I personally haven't seen her nic in quite a while. That has no meaning here over all but I have nothing else to go by except for this response.
Thanks. I feel better now. I don't see a lot of the folks I used to see post before.
It's worse than an old folks home. The old ones disappear and new ones you've never seen before show up.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:05 PM (exghZ)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 03:05 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (hYcqw)
You wrote the Rosetta Stone?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (A5zUN)
Dem Nominee Bill Clinton: No way the Dems could ever again nominate a worse human for President .
Dem Nominee Barack Obama: okay maybe he is a worst human being than Clinton but the Dems can't possibly ever nominate someone worse again.
Dem Nominee Hillary Clinton: are you fucking kidding me ! They have hit the bottom this time and no way but up in the future.
Dem Nominee Joe Biden: I give up .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (NWEal)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (WOTcK)
I blame a spoonful of the tea in which he had soaked a morsel of the cake
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (BRkq2)
Since there will be no debates, Trump should straight up ask Biden to recite the alphabet on a livestream. I bet even prepping for it, he'd stumble through it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (Tm4zg)
Salty Rivers of Hot Shame Run Down the Fat Traitor's Cheeks of John Brennan
That's beautiful
Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (lfmil)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
While maximizing your synergies.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (dhqL5)
Proactively navigate your internal and external ambiguities and complexities, while realizing opportunities globally. You leakers.
Posted by: Muad'dib - Who Has a Bear Tag This Year at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (dhqL5)
Stray voltage outside the paradigm?
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (k/TB6)
And that , people, is how you hit your KPIs.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 02:58 PM (luzVb)
and improve your deliverables.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
While maximizing your synergies.
Posted by: rickb223
While we're all in this together
Posted by: Bruce at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (lg/F7)
No one on her staff mentioned that lynching was already illegal and has been for a VERY long time?
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Irony is, if it wasn't for lynching, Democrats wouldn't have anything to do these days.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (bFcrv)
When Biden's running mate is finally announced, and they have their first presser together, Biden will at least once address them by the name of one of the other people who were under consideration by mistake.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (A5zUN)
ace's tribe
Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (AwPyG)
Put him next to anyone other than Bernie, Pelosi, Schumer, Hillary, -- oh wait, I think I see why they think they can run Biden. . .
Sad!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (hYcqw)
You wrote the Rosetta Stone?
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I did, She never wrote back
Posted by: Bruce at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (WOTcK)
Posted by: Pliney at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (nzKWW)
Look out, Bump.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (k/TB6)
++++++++++++
But you can only see it from the 30,000-foot view, so make sure you don't try to boil the ocean when you're working on your elevator pitch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (hYcqw)
Except one is false and the other is the truth. Hopefully not all voters are idiots and not able to tell truth from fiction.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (NWEal)
What worries me is SO many of the "normals" are low info voters. Granted, I live in a weird-ass bubble being in Silicon Valley. But a lot of the "conservative-ish" types honestly don't know that there's cities burning. They tune into CNN or MSNBC. The really enlightened ones listen to NPR.
As I've said before, I can do my cult de-programming if I've got a spare hour (I usually have to play both sides because they can't even argue for the left), but after a week or two they're on to the next thing.
When NPR, CNN and everybody around the water cooler is on the same page constantly repeating the same mantra, it's hard to make a lasting impression. Only those directly affected get it.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (8B6Ng)
Oh yes, willow still visits.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (bDqIh)
So?
Posted by: willow at July 28, 2020 07:19 PM (lSAWH)
My proof. The ass kissing can begin with Thejamesmadison. I like tongue.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (o2MD2)
Dem Nominee Bill Clinton: No way the Dems could ever again nominate a worse human for President .
Dem Nominee Barack Obama: okay maybe he is a worst human being than Clinton but the Dems can't possibly ever nominate someone worse again.
Dem Nominee Hillary Clinton: are you fucking kidding me ! They have hit the bottom this time and no way but up in the future.
Dem Nominee Joe Biden: I give up .
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (NWEal)
Dem Nominee Xi Jinping: Fine. Whatever. I'll be in my bunk. On Mars.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (6FeV1)
Don't forget to keep up with your TPS reports.
Yeah.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (exghZ)
The had an entire other script called demotic for day to day administration.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (xfb67)
Suddenly last year all his campaign info to supporters is going to Spam.
Steube what assurances can give me that bias isn't impacting the algorithms and sending conservative emails to Spam.
Fuck Pichai.
Posted by: vivi at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (luzVb)
Leave that stuff for the tiger team!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 03:09 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2020 03:09 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 03:09 PM (WOTcK)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (bDqIh)
Some say that when the hour is most dire and our need is great, willow will again appear to those who believe, a couple threads down.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:09 PM (t+qrx)
Bring Back Better?
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What? For real? I'm not sure if that's better or worse than "No Malarkey."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 03:10 PM (Tm4zg)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
*bown chicka bown bown*
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 03:10 PM (XTyi0)
Except one is false and the other is the truth. Hopefully not all voters are idiots and not able to tell truth from fiction.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
Ah, but the media is nearly 100% controlled by the Left, so they would insist that the "true" statement is the Trump is an evil fascist maniac. So the LIVs could very easily get misled.
I sense that the electorate is actually like a game of Go, it's actually about what micro-region you live in, and what the ambience is -- like the areas "captured" or surrounded by each side in a Go game. If all your neighbors fly American flags and wear MAGA hats, you'll tend to think that voting for Trump is a perfectly normal and acceptable thing to do. If all your neighbors have BLM signs and Bernie stickers etc., you'll tend to think that voting for Trump is simply not an option, lest you be ostracized.
So, as usual, it will come down to purple suburbs in swing states. A few thousand people in obscure areas will likely decided the fate of civilization.
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:10 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2020 03:10 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 02:54 PM (o2MD2
Wow. That one is insane looking!
Thanks. Love how you keep finding new ones. I do like the blue ones best however.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 03:10 PM (x0j+O)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:01 PM (UWqZJ)
Exactly.
We just wouldn't have Trump to call them out.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (t4of4)
Posted by: Rev. FenelonSpoke, not a lesbian. at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (oDRcK)
Build Back Better.
"Is that that young girl's name? Better? Bring her back over here." - Joe Oatmeal Brain
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (r+sAi)
"Other than your vajajay and skin color, why would you be qualified to assume the Presidency?"
Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (WOTcK)
Posted by: hogmartin
S'true!
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (4D+FL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 03:10 PM (x0j+O)
I will remember that
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: blake - goin mobile at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (ZYbHn)
i'll try to pre-nood before I put up a new post so that willowage is reducedPosted by: ace at July 29, 2020 02:53 PM (PbpT7)
Some auto/script thingy that takes the first-first and auto appends it to the end of the previous thread with "nood:". It would still reward the firsters while providing a useful service to the moron hord. And you wouldn't have to do anything, except that auto/script thingy I vaguely refer to without any specifics. Look I'm just an idea / big picture sort of guy.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (6FeV1)
Who took the butter ?!
Posted by: Other demented guy down the hall from Joe at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2020 03:09 PM (O+I8R)
It's supposed to make you feel good about the B in his name.
Funnily enough it says "Build Back Better" and yet we were already told "you didn't build that". Hmmmm.
Posted by: ... at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (bFcrv)
Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (lRrON)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (gmo/4)
"Dude looks like a demented Fred Rogers. "
Come on over, get on my lap, I like kid's gettin on my lap.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: hogmartin
Help us Obi Won Willow. You're our only hope!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (dhqL5)
Posted by: Connielu at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (KtmIi)
The had an entire other script called demotic for day to day administration.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Now you tell me.
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (SK2xO)
Wheeeeeeeee!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (4D+FL)
Listen, chump, I've got more gorm in my shirt pocket than you have in a year. I'll punch your wife.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (gd9RK)
You can lookee lookee lokee
but you'll never find a cookie
like the better butter batter than Salerno
Salerno Butter Cookies
Posted by: Bruce at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Weasel at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (MVjcR)
The had an entire other script called demotic for day to day administration.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Now you tell me.
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (XTyi0)
No wonder i never get any replies to my letters.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (6FeV1)
over/under on when Joe whips his dick out on live TV?
Posted by: Rick in SK
=======
Back to my great-uncle who thought his rest home was a casino.
He also thought any compact object roughly below his knees was a commode -- a sewing machine, a coffee table, a suitcase. On maybe his first day in the home, he got up from lunch, whipped out his dick, and pissed on his empty plate.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (dNzKv)
What's the rumpus? Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (yQpMk)
We have a rumpus room now?
Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (l6b3d)
A Biden State of the Union Address would be Comedy Gold, but also the worldwide shame of the Nation.
As for those Bush Staffers wanting to turn Texas "blue". Epstein turned blue, too. They ought to keep that in mind.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Glaveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (b6tsN)
Posted by: Connielu at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (KtmIi)
Posted by: Decaf at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM (4D+FL)
Listen, chump, I've got more gorm in my shirt pocket than you have in a year. I'll punch your wife.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (t+qrx)
Holy shit, i just fell out of my chair.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (6FeV1)
Look at her facial expression.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (exghZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (mht8P)
Like a klaxon that overrides volume settings.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (SK2xO)
'They blew in my nose to wake me up and get me going' deserves at least honorable mention.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (A5zUN)
It's essential to leverage your core competencies.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (luzVb)
If they did hold a debate, I would advise Trump to just pepper it with references to foreign trips Joe never went on. Since he doesn't remember anything anymore, and just bluffs his way through past recollections, he'd walk right into that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (Tm4zg)
Can you just show them a few of the dozens of similar videos out there?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (NWEal)
Posted by: Weasel
Whooop! Whooop! Whooop! Dive! Dive! Dive!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (dhqL5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 03:16 PM (oVJmc)
Bring back the butter?
Who took the butter ?!
Posted by: Other demented guy down the hall from Joe at July 29, 2020 03:12 PM (koNhm)
"Can't find the butter, man!!!"
~Eddie Vedder
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 03:16 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Weasel at July 29, 2020 03:16 PM (MVjcR)
Particularly for a forward-leaning, progressive party that's all about youth and the future and...you know, the thing.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 03:16 PM (ExV1e)
In certain mideastern countries that's how you compliment the chef.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2020 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 03:16 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Fritz at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (DyfQs)
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (SK2xO)
It's somehow even better with the little animations someone did.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (t+qrx)
Instead of "Build Back Better" it should just be "He's Not Trump". Because that's the whole point anyway.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (mht8P)
Philadelphia community upset after exotic dancers hold 'stripper strike' event at park
Philadelphia community is upset after a group of exotic dancers held a demonstration over the weekend in an open park.
It happened at Malcolm X Park located at 51st and Pine streets in West Philadelphia on Saturday.
Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (Mh0FI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (FtO5h)
ALARMMMMMMMMMM!!!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (yQpMk)
He'll brag all about it all over again.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Rev. FenelonSpoke, not a lesbian. at July 29, 2020 03:11 PM
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Nope, and either way it goes Trump will destroy him.
Either biden shows up and Trump crushes him in front of America or biden "refuses" to debate because Trump won't release his taxes and Trump has 24/7 prime time ad material to highlight hidin joe biden.
Trump wins either way.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (dNzKv)
I laughed but that's not funny.
Esp. when it's someone you know and love.
This is why this is a tragedy that the left is doing this.
It's like they want to say that Trump beat a senile old man and only barely. Is it as simple as that? Are they that vicious and mean.
Who am I kidding. Of course they are.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (exghZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (WOTcK)
Like a klaxon that overrides volume settings.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (dNzKv)
No need to reinvent the wheel. Boobs shall lead the way. I suggest something like this:
https://tinyurl.com/y55ak4gk
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (OTzUX)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (Tm4zg)
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Hahahaha
Oh please let this happen.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (I7gZJ)
Philadelphia community upset after exotic dancers hold 'stripper strike' event at park
Philadelphia community is upset after a group of exotic dancers held a demonstration over the weekend in an open park.
It happened at Malcolm X Park located at 51st and Pine streets in West Philadelphia on Saturday.
Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (Mh0FI)
Group of Philadelphia women wear clothes in a park.
Details at 11:00.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (6FeV1)
Particularly for a forward-leaning, progressive party that's all about youth and the future and...you know, the thing.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 03:16 PM
contractual obligation link:
youtube.com/watch?v=n2lTIh536jY
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (x0j+O)
over/under on when Joe whips his dick out on live TV?
Posted by: Rick in SK
=======
Back to my great-uncle who thought his rest home was a casino.
He also thought any compact object roughly below his knees was a commode -- a sewing machine, a coffee table, a suitcase. On maybe his first day in the home, he got up from lunch, whipped out his dick, and pissed on his empty plate.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 03:14 PM (G51Gf)
If Biden did that he'd still get 99% of the democrat vote.
Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (Izzlo)
Because cope n paste on a phone is dangerous, just want to thank Nurse
for the front line report without trying to reference the actual post.
if it worked how you expected, you'd never need to upgrade.
Posted by: zombie steve jobs at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (sGtp+)
and wiki
Build Back Better is a program that was first defined and officially used in the United Nations Sendai Framework for Disaster Risk Reduction 2015-2030.
"The principle of 'Build Back Better' is generally understood to use the disaster as a trigger to create more resilient nations and societies than before. This was through the implementation of well-balanced disaster risk reduction measures, including physical restoration of infrastructure, revitalization of livelihood and economy/industry, and the restoration of local culture and environment." This holistic concept was fully agreed among the negotiation delegates of each state and embedded into the Sendai Framework as one of the most important concepts.
I guess they thought they were being smart.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:19 PM (t4of4)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 29, 2020 03:19 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Joke Biden at July 29, 2020 03:19 PM (yk557)
Biden still loses.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 29, 2020 03:19 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 29, 2020 03:19 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2020 03:19 PM (Pqytn)
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I dub this feature the "under-nood"
Posted by: CNN Twitter research brigade at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (ZI4/t)
They really do don't they.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (l6b3d)
Set fire to the world and reshape it closer to the heart's desire.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (dNzKv)
"Can you assure americans you won't tailor your services for any candidate." Google sez no, Jordan points to a 2016 memo from the head of multicultural marketing and the 'silent donation".
Google CEO sez what employees on their own time is up to them. "We pushed to get our latino voters in KEY STATES" Jordan quotes from the memo. that's electioneering.
Asking for assurances that search engines won't silence conservatives. or tip the scales for 2020 as they did in 2016.
DEM Scanlon calls it "Fringe conspiracy theories" before doing her question and Jordan jumps on it by saying he had proof. Fuck Ms. Scanlon of PA who tried to neutralize Jordan's point. He didn't take it lying down either.
Posted by: vivi at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July
The Littoral Combat Ship is transitioning?
Woah. I might have to subscribe to Naval Institute's Proceedings again. Just for the articles, of course.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (1CsfP)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 29, 2020 03:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2020 03:13 PM (ptqGC)
------------------------------------
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at July 29, 2020 03:21 PM (M/9m0)
Well there ya go. Any Malcolm X or MLK Park or Blvd...nothing good can come of that.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:21 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:21 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: James at July 29, 2020 03:21 PM (qM84C)
Put him next to anyone other than Bernie, Pelosi, Schumer, Hillary, -- oh wait, I think I see why they think they can run Biden. . .
Sad!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 29, 2020 03:07 PM (bDqIh)
I guarantee, he'd be toast if it weren't for Covid. The thing about dementia/alzheimer's (they can be totally different causes) is stress greatly exacerbates it.
With covid, they get to hide him in the basement and keep him happy with pudding cup and Matlock reruns. If he had to be doing the campaign circuit, answering questions (he can't) reading speeches (he can't) or just winging it for 5 minutes (he can't) he'd be losing it.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 03:21 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 03:21 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:22 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:22 PM (exghZ)
And then we could all watch in cringing fascination.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2020 03:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 03:22 PM (NWEal)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2020 03:22 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (Tm4zg)
-
Hahahaha
Oh please let this happen.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (I7gZJ)
Look, fat, there's no one more qualified that me to keep the King of Prussia out of Siam. My pockets hurt.
Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I Massage this Approval at July 29, 2020 03:22 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 03:22 PM (NWEal)
I'd agree there. One thing about modern debates is that they seem to be remarkably free of substance. Actual details of proposals.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:23 PM (A5zUN)
If they did hold a debate, I would advise Trump to just pepper it with references to foreign trips Joe never went on. Since he doesn't remember anything anymore, and just bluffs his way through past recollections, he'd walk right into that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
=======
omg this would be hilarious. "That time you went to the International Space Station...."
"Changed the lightbulbs! No one else up there wanted to do it, I got on a chair and stuck those things in, they shock you if you're not careful!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (G51Gf)
I just went to the Joe Biden campaign URL and the slogan says
OUR BEST
DAYS
STILL LIE
...and I thought, "OK, this is crazy. "Still lie"? He still lies?
THen I scrolled down to see there was still another word in the slogan:
AHEAD
Man, these people are TERRIBLE at mass communications.
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (HEEq1)
Pish! Biden would never plagiarize a Brit.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (gd9RK)
You may ask yourself, "Where does that highway go to?"
You may ask yourself, "Am I right, am I wrong?"
You may say to yourself, "My God! What have I done?"
Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (6MoD2)
Or you know, the same episode everyday.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:17 PM (t+qrx)
https://youtu.be/gnOdKYE0Z4k
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (8B6Ng)
day before the debate, then CNN gives Trump the wrong questions."
remember they did something similar with Sarah Palin and she gave a great speech, anyway. If you are confident in your principles, you don't need the script
Posted by: artemis at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (1CsfP)
I leave copies of Proceedings open to the full-page ads from Raytheon and Bofors every year around Christmas. So far, nobody's taken the hint
Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: USNtakim at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (FtO5h)
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Hey, remember when I went into that public housing community and threatened that unarmed black man with a chain?
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (I7gZJ)
Posted by: josephistan at July 29, 2020 03:18 PM (Izzlo)
And 110% of the dead ones
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at July 29, 2020 03:25 PM (P4Pk9)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:23 PM (A5zUN)
Hey, Hillary made a huge effort to ground her responses in "facts".... problem is, they were all made up, completely self-contradictory, and flew in the face of reality....
And Trump shot her down with bluster every time she tried to get going with her little pseudo-wonky bullshit parade.
I enjoyed it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:25 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 03:04 PM (hYcqw)
You wrote the Rosetta Stone?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:06 PM (A5zUN)
You're blind?
Posted by: Just Lily at July 29, 2020 03:25 PM (54aHx)
Dude. It's in the background on the video at the top of this post. Right here. Where you are.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 03:25 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 29, 2020 03:25 PM (H5knJ)
They really do don't they.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (l6b3d)
============================
New Biden 2020 slogan: "And a boob shall lead you"
Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2020 03:26 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (8B6Ng)
Yep, that's it. It really helps you to understand the whole story.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:26 PM (t+qrx)
They need to get these companies playing by the same rules everyone else does. Take away any of the protections giving them license to behave irresponsibly.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 29, 2020 03:26 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:26 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Slow Joe Bribem at July 29, 2020 03:27 PM (FtO5h)
BRING BACK BILL
You KNOW he is going to screw this up if he has to say it.
BBB instead of MAGA or KAGA.
Better Bidness Bureau?
Better Biden Bong
Posted by: ChristyBlinky, Aging supermodel, Wuhan fighter at July 29, 2020 03:27 PM (SK2xO)
Oops. Did I just give something away?
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:27 PM (exghZ)
And nobody is better organized than the UN.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 03:27 PM (GRbI+)
Living in a shotgun shack
And you may find yourself
In another part of the world
And you may find yourself
Behind the wheel of a large automobile
And you may find yourself in a beautiful house
With a beautiful wife
And you may ask yourself, well
How did I get here?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 29, 2020 03:27 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 03:24 PM (gd9RK)
+++++++++++++
Deep cut, Bander. Well done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 03:27 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 03:27 PM (I7gZJ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 02:42 PM (s2VJv)
Cribbage is the one with pins in the block of wood, right? Western acupuncture for former trees.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 02:43 PM (A5zUN)
Joe Biden is fvcking 19 point hand...
Do not disparage cribbage!
Posted by: browndog at July 29, 2020 03:28 PM (BgMrQ)
Oops. Did I just give something away?
Posted by: jakee308
Ha! Jeff Dunham standing next to him doing his "Walter" voice
Posted by: Bruce at July 29, 2020 03:28 PM (vd8XM)
They really do don't they.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 03:20 PM (l6b3d)
============================
New Biden 2020 slogan: "And a boob shall lead you"
Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2020 03:26 PM (Pqytn)
Build Boobs Better
Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I Massage this Approval at July 29, 2020 03:28 PM (Izzlo)
Dude. It's in the background on the video at the top of this post. Right here. Where you are.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
You mean, in the embedded tweet? Because I don't see it in the YouTube clip.
I can't perceive Twitter content. So if it's in the tweet, I can't see it.
(Twitter's code just does not agree with my computer for some reason -- never has. So I've never really been able to see any embedded twitter content. If I manually go to Twitter.com and search for what was posted, I can see the text, but not images or videos.)
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:28 PM (HEEq1)
When NPR, CNN and everybody around the water cooler is on the same page constantly repeating the same mantra, it's hard to make a lasting impression. Only those directly affected get it.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 29, 2020 03:08 PM (8B6Ng)
-------------
Rush said 9% of our population, 30,000,000 listen to the case numbers and they way the media presents them and believe that a kajillion Americans have died and that a bazillion more will.
A couple of folks here have tested positive; Personally know no one who is or has been sick.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 03:28 PM (lfmil)
Posted by: Joe Biden - beaming at July 29, 2020 03:28 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (kXY2S)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
"Other than your vajajay and skin color, why would you be qualified to assume the Presidency?"
____________
Are you kidding? I have an entire lifetime of experiences as a non-white woman in Amerikkka! Like Sonia Sotomayor, that alone automatically makes me better and wiser than you and the rest of your privileged cohorts! Haven't you been paying attention? There is no "other than my skin tone" because my skin tone is All That Is and All That Matters. And just the fact that you ask me to provide something "other than my skin tone" as my qualifications just shows what a privileged, heteronormative, patriarchal, raaaaaacist, white elitist asshole you are! I don't need no stinkin' qualifications, whitey! Qualifications are artifacts of white privilege and colonialism, and I and my fellow persons of color reject the need for any such nonsensical elements in our lives and our public service!
Posted by: Random POC VP pick at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (k4dH2)
just pepper it with references to foreign trips Joe never went on. Since
he doesn't remember anything anymore, and just bluffs his way through
past recollections, he'd walk right into that.--
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Assuming for a moment that the debates occur, I think we can be certain that Trump and his team are going to lay numerous traps for Biden that, given his mental state, will guarantee that hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (Hip2a)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (FtO5h)
Didn't work for Fauxcahontas, either.
"I have a plan for that."
"Cram it, Liz."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (NWiLs)
Day 3 of shipping - Package has left distribution center X at 3:10am on route to destination.
Day 4 of shipping - Package has left distribution center X at 9:00pm on route to destination.
Day 5 of shipping - Package is still on its way but will take longer than expected to deliver.
Simply put, it has left the last stop before getting to me, twice, and is now in USPS purgatory for some sins the package committed.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (A5zUN)
Cribbage Partisans are tight...
Posted by: Script Guy at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (ptqGC)
in that hearing you witnessed people whose salaries you pay, accuse a man of murder and treason - then refuse to let him speak or defend himself. you think the unbending mob on the street is worse? no, this is. and it's coming for you.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (t4of4)
Didn't work for Fauxcahontas, either.
"I have a plan for that."
"Cram it, Liz."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (GRbI+)
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Plans aren't facts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (UWqZJ)
THE PRESIDENT: I think she'd be a fine choice, Kamala Harris. She'd be a fine choice.
That should kill it for Harris
Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (Mh0FI)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (1eJby)
"Cram it, Liz."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (GRbI+)
_________________________
Imagine that. The annoying busybody had a plan for everybody. How did she not win?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 29, 2020 03:28 PM (lfmil)
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The four of us are quarantined. Wife, me, and two kids. One of us tested positive last week.
All four of us just came inside from three hours of playing in the sprinkler, washing the dog, and making homemade ice cream.
But other than dying we're doing fine.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (I7gZJ)
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (exghZ)
Posted by: browndog at July 29, 2020 03:28 PM (BgMrQ)
15 two, 15 four, and waffles in a dog house
~Joe Biden
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: klaftern at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (NWiLs)
Cribbage Patch Kids.
Speaking of which, I saw a full frontal of the naked Portland Antifa chick.
She's doable but there's sticking your dick in crazy and then there's sticking it in Chernobyl.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (s2VJv)
THE PRESIDENT: I think she'd be a fine choice, Kamala Harris. She'd be a fine choice.
That should kill it for Harris
Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (Mh0FI)
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"I fear Stacey Abrams."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (NWiLs)
Bada big boom.
Posted by: Leeloo at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (ZfRYq)
I can't watch this stuff without getting incredibly angry at all the people who are profiting off of doing this.
It's inhuman.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM
Maybe the trucks keep getting hijacked. Not like we'd know, with our Pravda press.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (J+mig)
~Joe Biden
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM (k/TB6)
Biden is "his nobs" for one...
Posted by: Script Guy at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Campaign Spokes Mammal at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (NVYyb)
147 You know. We have an entire meme named for a commenter who I haven't seen here for quite a while.
I find that fascinating.
She lives on in the comments.
As long as her name and/or her meme is named she'll live forever.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 02:57 PM (exghZ)
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How about the guy that is even programmed for rejection?
How many remember Bla*er and the infamous ONT?
Posted by: rd at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (+0uDE)
But other than dying we're doing fine.
Posted by: Charles Darwin
Or you did, and this is heaven?
Posted by: Bruce at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (vd8XM)
I can absolutely see how "quarantine" is useless when you don't even know you have it, and even after knowing you have it or have constant exposure to it you don't even have the sniffles.
There's no way people are staying home when they're not sick.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (I7gZJ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (UWqZJ)
With that crew, "facts" aren't facts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (GRbI+)
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (J70i0)
I can't watch this stuff without getting incredibly angry at all the people who are profiting off of doing this.
It's inhuman.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (GbPPJ)
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I don't know. I think corruption, greed, and cruelty have been proven over the centuries to be very human.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (SchxB)
The old banana in the tail pipe.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (luzVb)
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The media is talking about the "mask debate". Says all everyone is talking about the "mask debate"....
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (xfb67)
Is that distribution center North Haven CT?
I got one hung up there for the last week. I'm only 300 miles away. I'll go pick it up myself.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (exghZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (UAMe5)
The old banana in the tail pipe.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (luzVb)
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"I heard you were low on gas. I got you some."
*hands over gas can full of sugar*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (UWqZJ)
THE PRESIDENT: I think she'd be a fine choice, Kamala Harris. She'd be a fine choice.
That should kill it for Harris
Posted by: SMOD at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (Mh0FI)
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"I fear Stacey Abrams."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:31 PM
If it's Kamala, Scott Adams is gonna cum all over his Periscope.
He's been well nigh insufferable about his prediction that it will be her.
Posted by: browndog at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (J70i0)
At the debate:
"Hey, Paul Ryan! What're you doing in the audience? Scared to debate me?!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (6FeV1)
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"Biden pwns Trump in debate with this one move!"
-Buzzfeed
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: hogmartin
Ya gotta either leave a doodle pad lying around with your sketches of your RV with a Phalanx CIWS affixed to the roof, or just send your wife a link to Black Rifle Coffee Co.'s Vulcan 20 mm Prius:
https://youtu.be/aflx7nRZuRY
Posted by: Sharkman at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (1CsfP)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (NWiLs)
This was one of the safesearch results for 'busty butter':
https://tinyurl.com/yxs7nf7w
I approve.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (J70i0)
I've had packages arrive at a USPS hub in this state and stay there for a week. Not even packages, one was a priority mail envelope mom sent me from one state away.
For packages, the journey is the reward.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (t+qrx)
'It's better to have loved and fought, than to have never burped at all. Spaceship. Moccasin. Pumice.'
Good night, and God Bless the New York Bears."
Posted by: George Will's Punchable Face at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (6MoD2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (xfb67)
She'd have run the biggest effing HOA in history if she'd been elected.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (GRbI+)
It's inhuman.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria
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Seen it. There are actually TWO attendants. One is on his right, biting her lip as she tries to keep onlookers/photogs away. The other, on his right, firmly yet gently drags him to the waiting car. He has no idea where he's supposed to go.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: mrp at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (Pqytn)
Bets on Biden referring to himself during the debates as running for VP and we should vote for Obama?
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:32 PM (J70i0)
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As a Senator, I will support the right to do it!
Posted by: Joey Biden at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (+0uDE)
I agree but really don't you think Joe would be in agreement with what they're doing?
He did worse in his time. Sorta. The left has no soul.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:35 PM (exghZ)
Ekosians. The job ahead is difficult. It requires courage and dedication. It requires faith. The Zeon colony has existed for nearly half a century.
Posted by: John Gill at July 29, 2020 03:35 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (xfb67)
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Shame no one talking about the mask "debate" will point out that the states and CDC flat out state in writing that it takes 15 minutes of close contact for you to possibly maybe potentially contract it.
But yeah, one way aisles in the walmart is Science.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 03:35 PM (I7gZJ)
Joey has his lifelong dream within reach, but at a stage of life where he's so senile he can't tell the difference between being president and eating a bowl of oatmeal.
Too late, Joe. It took you too long and now you're just an empty shell.
It's like the Democrats are running a department store plastic mannequin, and praising the mannequin to the skies for its bold new policies and return to national sanity.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at July 29, 2020 03:35 PM (kXY2S)
I got one hung up there for the last week. I'm only 300 miles away. I'll go pick it up myself.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:33 PM (exghZ)
No, it's Detroit. Toledo used to have their own USPS distribution hub. Toledo may be a deep blue union town, but I never had mail issues like I've had since they moved it to Detroit.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:35 PM (J70i0)
Didn't work for Fauxcahontas, either.
"I have a plan for that."
"Cram it, Liz."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 29, 2020 03:29 PM (GRbI+)
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Plans aren't facts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (UWqZJ)
"We believe in truth, not facts!"
Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I Massage this Approval at July 29, 2020 03:35 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: John Gill at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (gd9RK)
https://joebiden.com/build-back-better/
"In this time of crisis, Joe Biden has a plan to create millions of good-paying jobs and to give America's working families the tools, choices, and freedom they need to build back better."
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (HEEq1)
Time-trippin' Joe -- visiting the reststops and pitstops of the chronological continuum!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (FtO5h)
Never trust the guy who has his own board.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (xfb67)
Not only are they useless, they're going to make people sick with those petri dishes strapped to their mugs.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (FtO5h)
Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (xfb67)
heheheh
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:37 PM (6FeV1)
I love tracking packages via the USPS website.
Day 3 of shipping - Package has left distribution center X at 3:10am on route to destination.
Day 4 of shipping - Package has left distribution center X at 9:00pm on route to destination.
Day 5 of shipping - Package is still on its way but will take longer than expected to deliver.
Simply put, it has left the last stop before getting to me, twice, and is now in USPS purgatory for some sins the package committed.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (J70i0)
USPS sucks harder than a $2 crack ho at a Sturgis, SD truck stop.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 03:37 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 29, 2020 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)
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It's go time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 03:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 29, 2020 03:37 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Bosk at July 29, 2020 03:37 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 29, 2020 03:37 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (FtO5h)
Never trust the guy who has his own board.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (A5zUN)
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Whoa. At last count, I've got three.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 03:37 PM (UAMe5)
He did worse in his time. Sorta. The left has no soul.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:35 PM (exghZ)
I doubt he would be in agreement to this sort of embarrassment. He's the John Gill candidate at this point except the Dems are smart enough to stage him properly.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:38 PM (J70i0)
In the last monts, I've had a package addressed to me in suburban Portland delivered to an address in Tuscon, and I shipped a package to Tennessee that went to the main post office in San Juan, Puerto Rico, before they noticed and shipped it to the actual delivery address.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 03:38 PM (I2/tG)
https://tinyurl.com/yxedqfcw
(safe for work, not for your stomach)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 29, 2020 03:38 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: William Shatner in Gestapo uniform at July 29, 2020 03:38 PM (kXY2S)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 29, 2020 03:38 PM (6FeV1)
https://tinyurl.com/yxedqfcw
(safe for work, not for your stomach)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 29, 2020 03:38 PM (N39Ws)
You are not exactly making me WANT to click.
We need to have a seminar on marketing for the horde.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:39 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Fritz at July 29, 2020 03:39 PM (DyfQs)
Given 2020, maybe Make America Great Again, Again.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 03:39 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 29, 2020 03:39 PM (jwprJ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 29, 2020 03:39 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: John Gill at July 29, 2020 03:39 PM (yQpMk)
Here's an idea. Since the tshirts are still #twoweeks off, maybe we can get some leather vests with the Q logo on the back?
Posted by: blaster at July 29, 2020 03:39 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: James at July 29, 2020 03:39 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (gd9RK)
Too good to check: Portland rioter identified from review his grandmother left of the vest she bought for him
shocking twist. The guy who threw an IED at the portland courthouse was identified in a review by his grandma who bought his gear. This might be the most embarrassing defeat of antifa yet. Grandmas lil revolutionary. Retweet for luls.
She posted (if true) over at Twitchy:
grammaf
Fast shipping, Great Vest
I got this for my grandson who's a protestor downtown, he uses it every night and says its does the job.
Oh grandma, have you learned nothing in your 65 years?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (t4of4)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (XTyi0)
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They're just getting warmed p. They will lose or steal the package but code it as delivered (with no photo) on their tracking system.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (BRkq2)
https://tinyurl.com/yxedqfcw
(safe for work, not for your stomach)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 29, 2020 03:38 PM (N39Ws)
+++++++++++++
Ugh. She really let herself go. Sad.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (hYcqw)
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I'm pretty sure my USPS guy is a leftie and since I get a lot of Trump mails I notice my mail either go mysteriously missing or are spit on.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:30 PM (J70i0)
I've had packages arrive at a USPS hub in this state and stay there for a week. Not even packages, one was a priority mail envelope mom sent me from one state away.
For packages, the journey is the reward.
Posted by: hogmartin
I once had Amazon send my supposed "tracking updates" on a package sent from China. For an entire month, it showed the progress, little by little. Eventually it made its way t my nearest Post Office. Then it was "out for delivery today" -- but didn't show up. Then, for the next ten consecutive days, it was "out for delivery today," meaning in the mailman's bag on the way to my home.
After ten days, still hadn't shown up.
Then, it bounced back to the regional distribution center.
Then it came back to my local post office.
AND THEN....
They sent a notice saying the package had in fact never even been sent, and they refunded the purchase price.
The end.
I came to the conclusion that the tracking info was completely bogus.
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: klaftern at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: James at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (qM84C)
Better - power llama - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYULWlsRSug
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (JpG+v)
One thing I'd ask him during a debate? "Mr. Biden, what are you going to do if you win the Democrat nomination?"
It might lead him to think that he's at the convention, not a debate, and slip up. "Well, Don, old buddy, I'm gonna piledriver Bush like I did Corn Pop on top of a moving Oldsmobile on route 66!"
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (t4of4)
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Three generations of shitty upbringing.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 29, 2020 03:42 PM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:42 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:42 PM (exghZ)
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She ought to go to jail for her awful papyrus-like skin, her stupid hair, her nasty liverspotted legs that she refuses to cover and that nasally ass voice.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 29, 2020 03:42 PM (vg8iE)
The end.
I came to the conclusion that the tracking info was completely bogus.
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (HEEq1)
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Alternate theory:
Your glass vibrator, used solely for infiltration into leftist circles purposes, was simply too obviously marked and wrapped to go unnoticed, and a postal service employee stole it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:42 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: James at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM (x0j+O)
Went back for your willowed comment.
Good reporting. Better than all the media all together, like that Brian D guy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM (x0j+O)
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Yes, willow should be here soon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (t+qrx)
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This.
The guy's family had to repeatedly send Joe "cease and desist" letters to make him stop slandering their dad when it was Biden's wife that caused the wreck that suicided Biden's wife and murdered his daughter.
Biden's wife's fault.
*spit*
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM (I7gZJ)
steal the package but code it as delivered (with no photo) on their
tracking system.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (BRkq2)
They are going to be disappointed then. It is a DVD on the Reti Opening.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Archer at July 29, 2020 03:44 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 03:44 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 29, 2020 03:44 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (JpG+v)
If there's a debate, Trump won't be debating Biden. He doesn't need me to tell him what to do, but I suspect he turns to the camera, turns to the moderators and says something like "Really? This is the best you could do? Shame on you!"
Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 03:45 PM (hku12)
Your glass vibrator, used solely for infiltration into leftist circles purposes, was simply too obviously marked and wrapped to go unnoticed, and a postal service employee stole it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
You may be on to something. Might indeed have been stolen, and the Post Office was trying to cover its tracks.
Except it wasn't a glass vibrator, it was a realistic life-size dildo in the shape of a rhinoceros penis -- 28 inches long.
For research purposes only, mind you.
Posted by: zombie at July 29, 2020 03:45 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Bill R. at July 29, 2020 03:45 PM (wzzJf)
Posted by: willow at July 29, 2020 03:45 PM (vyY/X)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:45 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 29, 2020 03:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM
What? I'm not good enough?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 03:46 PM (x0j+O)
Wait for "package was delivered, left on porch". Uh no, I don't have a porch and I definitely don't have my package. Three days later the package magically appears on my front step. Has happened at least twice, once with a pricey camera I freaked out about until it magically appeared. Maybe placed at the wrong address? The work of package gnomes? Who knows.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 29, 2020 03:46 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:43 PM
What? I'm not good enough?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 03:46 PM (x0j+O)
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Be better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:46 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 29, 2020 03:46 PM (NWEal)
steal the package but code it as delivered (with no photo) on their
tracking system.
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 29, 2020 03:40 PM (BRkq2)
They are going to be disappointed then. It is a DVD on the Reti Opening.
Posted by: WOPR
CD of Mongolian Throat Singers.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (dhqL5)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (x0j+O)
I once helped convict a drug dealer whose girlfriend had put his nickname on the bottom of his drug weighing scale.
It was very artistically done, and helped convict him of three felonies.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: eleven at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Reclaiming My Time With Zooey Deschanel at July 29, 2020 03:44 PM (+dsLj)
Manager: "Hey schmucks, find me package 4472."
Intern, 2 hours later: "Got it! It was propping the door!"
Unfirable Union Slob: "My door stop! Give it back!"
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 29, 2020 03:47 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:48 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 29, 2020 03:48 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 29, 2020 03:46 PM (UWqZJ)
Done and done. New definition of "kidnapping."
Posted by: BurtTC at July 29, 2020 03:49 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Twiki at July 29, 2020 03:49 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:50 PM (A5zUN)
So, a rhino fancier eh?
Posted by: zombie McCain at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: DailyDish at July 29, 2020 03:51 PM (KSBDE)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 29, 2020 03:52 PM (t4of4)
Big difference, there.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 29, 2020 03:53 PM (OWgiM)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 29, 2020 03:34 PM (FtO5h)
Never trust the guy who has his own board.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 29, 2020 03:36 PM (A5zUN)
>>
What's this about not trusting folks with their own board?
Posted by: browndog at July 29, 2020 03:54 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Rev. FenelonSpoke, not a lesbian. at July 29, 2020 03:54 PM (oDRcK)
Trump will be very kind, help him find the words, let him finish rambling because that is what any kind companionate person does when faced with a dementia sufferer. Humor him and joke along so as not to embarrass him in public.
Later, on Twitter, Trump will unload on Biden's handlers and the Dems.
49 state landslide for Trump.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 29, 2020 03:56 PM (54aHx)
Ya gotta either leave a doodle pad lying around with your sketches of your RV with a Phalanx CIWS affixed to the roof, or just send your wife a link to Black Rifle Coffee Co.'s Vulcan 20 mm Prius:
Better - power llama - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYULWlsRSug
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 29, 2020 03:41 PM (ExV1e)
Tactical Raptor
https://tinyurl.com/y5d274gy
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 29, 2020 03:57 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: jakee308 at July 29, 2020 03:57 PM (exghZ)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 29, 2020 03:58 PM (9IdCK)
Posted by: lurker at July 29, 2020 04:02 PM (6n+8L)
Posted by: EveR at July 29, 2020 04:03 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: MST3K at July 29, 2020 04:07 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: vivi at July 29, 2020 04:12 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: ArthurK at July 29, 2020 04:13 PM (Vk6uw)
behind the K-Mart building for the first time I've ever seen. No
"protests" here, just a result of the COVID response.
How the Hell do you social distance on public transportation? Now you know why nobody was parked in that lot.
Posted by: An Observation at July 29, 2020 04:14 PM (kzpht)
Speaking of full frontals, if you play the deleted scenes on the DVD of Against All Odds there is a full frontal of the young, uber hot, Rachel Ward. Slow motion and freeze frame are your friends.
Posted by: An Observation at July 29, 2020 04:41 PM (kzpht)
Like a klaxon that overrides volume settings.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 29, 2020 03:15 PM (dNzKv)
SAC Primary Alerting System tones
For Alert Force
Klaxon Klaxon Klaxon
Posted by: Albert Shenker, AFT President. at July 29, 2020 06:08 PM (awqYm)
Posted by: wth at July 29, 2020 07:21 PM (v0R5T)
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