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Fraudci is a murderer.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2020 05:58 PM (FtO5h) 2
I'll beckon the others.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2020 05:58 PM (FtO5h) 3
Piggy Pritz backed off of churches in IL. We can meet, sing and we don't wear masks.
Posted by: lizabth at July 24, 2020 05:58 PM (L3Rsz) 4
We're allowed sing in church. The pastor said we could.
But it is ridiculous to make these arbitrary rules like Governor Nuisance of California does while hundreds of people are rioting in the streets. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2020 05:58 PM (oDRcK) 5
Damn trump ads on YouTube going into overdrive, 5 ads in a row while trying to watch critical drinker and press conference.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 24, 2020 06:00 PM (+dsLj) 6
hiya
Posted by: JT at July 24, 2020 06:00 PM (arJlL) 7
Talk about arbitrary, Polesmoker just made all bars and restaurants in CO close at 10 pm. Because the Corona only works night now.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2020 06:01 PM (FtO5h) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 24, 2020 06:01 PM (ufFY8) 9
More Mask Theater
Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 24, 2020 06:01 PM (EgshT) 10
Excellent time stamp for the post.
Posted by: Bert G at July 24, 2020 06:01 PM (OMsf+) Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2020 06:02 PM (W2Pud) 12
Fauci the friendly fascist fibber
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 24, 2020 06:02 PM (TOyHQ) 13
Nice throw, Doc. As on target as your advice.
Posted by: sharksauce at July 24, 2020 06:02 PM (DFZnL) Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2020 06:02 PM (W2Pud) 15
Fauci needs to mask off as he rehydrates by inhaling droplets from the air.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 24, 2020 06:02 PM (4a9Vv) 16
Why does anyone even give a poop what he says, its all BS any way.
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 24, 2020 06:02 PM (qZdIZ) Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2020 06:02 PM (r+sAi) 18
They're trampling on us and laughing to themselves as they do it.
Posted by: Ordinary American at July 24, 2020 06:03 PM (H8QX8) 19
Marco Rubio can use the hydrating excuse and we'd all believe him. But, this guy...nuh uh.
Posted by: Orson at July 24, 2020 06:03 PM (Ku+nR) Posted by: SturmToddler at July 24, 2020 06:03 PM (+NdM9) 21
John MacArthur, well-known pastor in CA, finally came out this week and said 'screw you, Newsome' but in a nicer way. More like: "We serve God, not Caesar."
Posted by: lizabth at July 24, 2020 06:03 PM (L3Rsz) 22
I've heard of assless chaps, but a maskless ass, that's a new one.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2020 06:03 PM (FtO5h) 23
Be a good mischievous prole and roll up that sleeve. This won't hurt a bit.
Posted by: The Fauci-Gates Consortium at July 24, 2020 06:04 PM (EgshT) 24
Wormtongue.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 06:04 PM (yQpMk) 25
Why does anyone even give a poop what he says, its all BS any way.
Because fascist governors and mayors use his words to enslave people and lynch the economy. Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2020 06:04 PM (r+sAi) 26
I've got this real feeling that - in say two years from now - it will all come out that this was a scam, or "heh, mistakes were made" excuse of a pandemic. I am willing to bet that at the end of 2020, it will be discovered sheepishly that yeah, more people died in 2019 or 2018. But lo and behold! 50% over everyone that went to the here after in 2020 was axed by Covid-19! Funny that...
You can see the scam is being uncovered now around the edges in the false reporting out of Florida and Texas. Posted by: Boswell at July 24, 2020 06:04 PM (32YRo) 27
Fauci drinks through his skin and breaths through his butthole like a frog. Science!
Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2020 06:04 PM (l6b3d) 28
Soyboys can't sing.
Posted by: Caliban at July 24, 2020 06:04 PM (QE8X6) 29
I am really upset that I cant find a dark helmet from spaceballs to wear as a mask. If anyone knows where I can find one I will wubs you forever and call you George.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 24, 2020 06:04 PM (+dsLj) 30
Rule number 1: Cardio.
Rule number 2: Hydration. Rule number 3: Never listen to lying piece of shit midget. Or alternatively... Masks are bullshit, been saying that since February. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2020 06:04 PM (zXa3R) 31
Yep. They're just doing donuts on our lawns with this shit now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 24, 2020 06:04 PM (NWiLs) 32
But it's science the virus only works at night. That's why you can go to a campground for the day but can't stay overnight.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 24, 2020 06:04 PM (YynYJ) 33
someone sent this to me last week, not sure how true it is, but it's accurate...
Read this one from a 15 year old. Lord's Prayer By a 15-year-old school kid who got an A+ for this entry (TOTALLY AWESOME)! The Lord's Prayer is not allowed in most U.S. Public schools any more. A kid in Minnesota wrote the following NEW School Prayer:- ------------------------- Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd If scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the State. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks. They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible. To quote the Good Book makes me liable. We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen, And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King. It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong. We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong. We can get our condoms and birth controls, Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles. But the Ten Commandments are not allowed, No word of God must reach this crowd. It's scary here I must confess, When chaos reigns the school's a mess. So, Lord, this silent plea I make: Should I be shot; My soul please take! Amen Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2020 06:05 PM (t4of4) 34
We are so faucked.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 24, 2020 06:05 PM (PoCjl) 35
7 Talk about arbitrary, Polesmoker just made all bars and restaurants in CO close at 10 pm. Because the Corona only works night now.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2020 06:01 PM (FtO5h) Here's what's really funny about that... a gay man, and a liberal, is really, really concerned that people getting drunk in bars late at night might end up, you know... having sex or something. The horror! Yes, that is why he issued this new order. Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 24, 2020 06:05 PM (H3MF8) 36
18 They're trampling on us and laughing to themselves as they do it.
But that's so much fun! Wheeee! Posted by: The Dancing Nurses of Tik Tok at July 24, 2020 06:05 PM (FtO5h) 37
I still think the most damning thing is that Grima paid China to develop this virus to get around US laws. I mean, seriously, wtf?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 06:05 PM (yQpMk) 38
Fauci's mask looks like a noose!
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2020 06:05 PM (r+sAi) 39
Fucking little worm needs to be relegated to a back room counting tongue depressers.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 24, 2020 06:06 PM (dUJdY) 40
I was sure that by this week kneeling would replace the mask due to science
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 24, 2020 06:06 PM (xYlPP) 41
It's a Civil War, and only one side is fighting.
Where is John Galt? [Trump is likely doing the best he can, and is taking nearly all the slings and arrows from virtually every institution, but appears hamstrung or to have some Achilles heels in some regards.] Posted by: ShainS the at July 24, 2020 06:06 PM (LupTM) 42
Will no one rid me of these troublesome citizens?
Posted by: Rat Fuck Fauci at July 24, 2020 06:06 PM (0FTCx) 43
As Andrew Wilcow says Socialism isnt for the Socialists
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2020 06:07 PM (6f16T) 44
I think every single moron here from day one thought Fauci was a greasy pathological dwarf. I think somebody said he gave off a strong Krugman scent. I agree, the slime-meters were clicking and flashing away like crazy.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 24, 2020 06:07 PM (8B6Ng) 45
It's raining now
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 06:07 PM (YxRHs) 46
"Bloody peasants!" should be the motto of DC, Harvard, and the rest of these people.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 24, 2020 06:08 PM (cZjDV) 47
I wouldn't let Dr. Fauci treat an animal let alone listen to his medical advice regarding humans.
Fracking snake oil salesman. Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2020 06:08 PM (gmo/4) Posted by: Fauci, Expert at July 24, 2020 06:08 PM (GBHAb) 49
I hadn't noticed before that the mask PDT wore to Walter Reed had the official presidential seal on it. That's awesome!
Posted by: pookysgirl, not dead yet at July 24, 2020 06:08 PM (XKZwp) 50
Isn't Fauci married to Ghislaine Maxell's sister?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 24, 2020 06:08 PM (GRRw+) 51
Getting on the mound does sound dirty.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 24, 2020 06:08 PM (NWiLs) 52
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 24, 2020 06:05 PM (t4of4)
The kid who wrote that was not only accurate but also clever. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2020 06:09 PM (oDRcK) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 24, 2020 06:09 PM (78Xqz) Posted by: Dude Where's My Brain? at July 24, 2020 06:09 PM (d6DSt) 55
>>Fucking little worm needs to be relegated to a back room counting tongue depressers.
Posted by: Jewells45 How about sticking the tongue depressors up his ass first? Posted by: Aviator at July 24, 2020 06:09 PM (0FTCx) 56
OT - Another Burn, Loot & Murder mob attacks a man & his daughter in a deli in NYC.
https://tinyurl.com/y6ohmva2 Even more attacks are linked in the article. Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2020 06:09 PM (Izzlo) 57
There are so many studies showing that masks don't prevent this type of virus it's ridiculous.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 24, 2020 06:10 PM (GRRw+) 58
Theodoric of York, Medieval Barber > Dr. Fauci
Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2020 06:10 PM (gmo/4) 59
I wanna be sedated......
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2020 06:10 PM (W2Pud) 60
Her name is Mulva.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 24, 2020 06:10 PM (r+sAi) 61
Nothing makes sense. I saw a guy on a bike riding on the right shoulder of the highway against traffic where people are going 70 mph and he was wearing a mask.
Posted by: Chy-Na at July 24, 2020 06:11 PM (Tnijr) 62
57 There are so many studies showing that masks don't prevent this type of virus it's ridiculous.
oh no we have to wear them because The Elite don't want to have to look at our ugly little faces anymore. how much easier will it be to put people already cowed and masked, who can barely be heard, onto cattle cars? Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 24, 2020 06:11 PM (j9HX3) Posted by: Elected and unelected Despots at July 24, 2020 06:11 PM (EiNjl) 64
What Fauci really needed was some oxygen to blow up his flaccid, flabby, faggy throwing arm. Wimp.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 24, 2020 06:12 PM (GRRw+) 65
There is a water bottle sitting in the armrest beside him (look at his hands and look down from there). That being said, since there was pretty much no one else sitting in the stands, why wouldn't he and the two people with him spread out a bit down that row? It's not like they couldn't carry on conversations if they did.
Posted by: Vendette at July 24, 2020 06:12 PM (p2kj9) 66
59 I wanna be sedated......
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2020 06:10 PM (W2Pud) There's no stoppin the cretins from hoppin. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, got yer mask right here at July 24, 2020 06:12 PM (PiwSw) 67
Oops off chy-knees sock
Posted by: freakd at July 24, 2020 06:12 PM (Tnijr) 68
Trump is likely doing the best he can, and is taking nearly all the slings and arrows from virtually every institution, but appears hamstrung or to have some Achilles heels in some regards.]
Posted by: ShainS the at July 24, 2020 06:06 PM (LupTM) Are you intimating that Trump is human? Posted by: Catilina at July 24, 2020 06:12 PM (2fxLW) 69
Disperse or we will blast you with these water cannons dosed with HYDROXYCHLOROQUINE! And maybe some ZINC!
Scurrying like rodentia, they will be. Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2020 06:12 PM (8erNz) 70
Steven Seagal should play Fauci. That would be a movie I could really hate.
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at July 24, 2020 06:12 PM (FsgBK) 71
I'm gonna wear a mask. But it's going to cover my dick.
The signs say you must wear a mask. It doesn't say where. Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 24, 2020 06:13 PM (GRRw+) 72
70 Steven Seagal should play Fauci. That would be a movie I could really hate.
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at July 24, 2020 06:12 PM (FsgBK) Pauly Shore Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, got yer mask right here at July 24, 2020 06:13 PM (PiwSw) 73
64 What Fauci really needed was some oxygen to blow up his flaccid, flabby, faggy throwing arm. Wimp.
What Fauci really needed was to search his soul about his athletic abilities and say 'no'. Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2020 06:13 PM (8erNz) 74
If only Chris Fucking Wallace had interviewed Foochie and given him the hardball accusative "questions" he gave to the President of the United States.
If only. Fair and balanced, indeed. Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 24, 2020 06:13 PM (esxk9) 75
@57
As has been said, a paper mask is going to do jack shit to stop the spread of any virus in a general population of 7 billion people. The science on this has been very clear, you used to be able to get this science right on the CDC and WHO's website until it was memory holed and they discovered they could weaponize masks. This scam and op is as anti-science as can be imagined. This is all bullshit. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2020 06:13 PM (zXa3R) 76
Im sorry, Chris Christie didn't get away with shit like this?!?!
THE WORST PART OF THIS IS THAT HE AND HIS LITTLE FRIENDS GOT TO WATCH THE GAME LIVE BECAUSE SPECIAL Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 24, 2020 06:13 PM (j9HX3) 77
My employer (a health system) requires everyone to wear a mask outdoors even when not at work.
Posted by: Aviator at July 24, 2020 06:13 PM (0FTCx) 78
70 Steven Seagal should play Fauci. That would be a movie I could really hate.
And some chick with huge tits can jump out of a cake! Posted by: Dude Where's My Brain? at July 24, 2020 06:13 PM (d6DSt) 79
57 There are so many studies showing that masks don't prevent this type of virus it's ridiculous.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 24, 2020 06:10 PM (GRRw+) If masks can't filter out scent particles, they can't filter out viruses. And that's for the medical grade masks, not the masks made out of an old t-shirt Posted by: josephistan at July 24, 2020 06:14 PM (Izzlo) 80
so the woman was his wife
maybe the other guy was her boyfriend perfectly ok for them to unmask together Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 24, 2020 06:14 PM (TOyHQ) 81
71 I'm gonna wear a mask. But it's going to cover my dick.
The signs say you must wear a mask. It doesn't say where. You may have a legal point. Perhaps a large one, but I don't know you that well. Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2020 06:14 PM (8erNz) 82
Fauci was good boss. Broke too many cultures and test tubes but good boss.
Posted by: Doctors Wi Tu Lo and Sum Ting Wong at July 24, 2020 06:14 PM (EgshT) 83
The Ramones are gods aren't they?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 24, 2020 06:15 PM (YxRHs) 84
>>I'm gonna wear a mask. But it's going to cover my dick.
The signs say you must wear a mask. It doesn't say where. Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters Why bother. My mask can cover your dick. Posted by: Emperor Fauci at July 24, 2020 06:16 PM (0FTCx) 85
I hate people that use 'hydrate.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2020 06:16 PM (ysmsf) 86
And some chick with huge tits can jump out of a cake!
Posted by: Dude Where's My Brain? at July 24, 2020 06:13 PM Mmm... Erika Eleniak. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 24, 2020 06:16 PM (ZjKyw) 87
THE WORST PART OF THIS IS THAT HE AND HIS LITTLE FRIENDS GOT TO WATCH THE GAME LIVE BECAUSE SPECIAL
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 24, 2020 06:13 PM (j9HX3) Which was called early because God decided to put on a sound, light, and water show. Posted by: Vendette at July 24, 2020 06:17 PM (p2kj9) 88
>>> 77
My employer (a health system) requires everyone to wear a mask outdoors even when not at work.Posted by: Aviator at July 24, 2020 06:13 PM (0FTCx) Mine too. You are only allowed to not have a mask when you're 6ft away from someone at your desk or in your car driving away. Posted by: banana Dream at July 24, 2020 06:17 PM (l6b3d) 89
The "expert" class has really destroyed themselves in their bid to take down Orange Man Bad.
Really a bold strategy to see if suicide will take out their foe. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 24, 2020 06:17 PM (cZjDV) 90
So now Chinese diplomats have barricaded themselves inside the consulate in Houston and a siege is underway.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 24, 2020 06:17 PM (4BihJ) 91
21 John MacArthur, well-known pastor in CA, finally came out this week and said 'screw you, Newsome' but in a nicer way. More like: "We serve God, not Caesar."
Posted by: lizabth at July 24, 2020 06:03 PM (L3Rsz) To non-nutter American Protestants that is a pretty big deal. Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 24, 2020 06:17 PM (KXkkH) 92
85 I hate people that use 'hydrate.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2020 06:16 PM (ysmsf) What? People can't be nice and greet each other? Posted by: Mr. Drate at July 24, 2020 06:17 PM (PiwSw) 93
@85
I think the horde approved verbiage is, slake one's thirst. Preferably with bourbon or whiskey. Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2020 06:17 PM (zXa3R) 94
Law is meaningless.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 24, 2020 06:17 PM (hYcqw) 95
I hate people that use 'hydrate.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2020 06:16 PM (ysmsf) Yup they are also the people who ask where the Loo is instead of saying " man I gotta pee like a race horse" Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 24, 2020 06:17 PM (85Gof) 96
And some chick with huge tits can jump out of a cake!
Ah, Erika Eleniak. Did you know that she was the little girl that Elliot kissed in the frog scheme of ET? Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 06:18 PM (yQpMk) 97
My employer (a health system) requires everyone to wear a mask outdoors even when not at work.
You must be protected from the Wu vapors. They are everywhere. Posted by: A Scold of Karens at July 24, 2020 06:18 PM (EgshT) 98
The honesty of the contempt with which Our Betters hold we peons is refreshing.
Kinda like how getting slammed in the face with a giant wave is refreshing. Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 24, 2020 06:18 PM (GbPPJ) Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 06:18 PM (yQpMk) 100
Kevin McCarthy is so irritating.
Posted by: Democracy Dies In Darkness, and drowning in money at July 24, 2020 06:18 PM (NVYyb) 101
Unless Dr Fow Chi drinks from his phone, he'll full of shit
Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 06:18 PM (iTXRQ) 102
>>Mine too. You are only allowed to not have a mask when you're 6ft away from someone at your desk or in your car driving away.
Posted by: banana Dream We are supposed to wear a mask anywhere outside of our house at anytime. Posted by: Aviator at July 24, 2020 06:19 PM (0FTCx) 103
I hate people that use 'hydrate.' Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2020 06:16 PM (ysmsf) Me too. When we were kids, we did hydrate. We drank out of the garden hose. After that we are immune to all disease and immortal. We just seem to age and die. We really just fake our deaths and move to a new town. -The immortal baby boomers. Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2020 06:19 PM (gmo/4) 104
If anyone plays Fauci in a movie it should be Chevy Chase
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2020 06:19 PM (6f16T) 105
So if we all wear BLM shirts and pepper spray holsters we can do whatever we want?
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 24, 2020 06:20 PM (royi5) 106
.So now Chinese diplomats have barricaded themselves inside the consulate in Houston and a siege is underway.
Posted by: Anonymous all right, I love sieges bring in the trebuchets and the Greek fire Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 06:21 PM (iTXRQ) 107
Wear a mask!
I don't have to. I literally had a negative test yesterday. Per Dr Fauci, that exempts me from wearing a mask. Plus I am rehydrating. Can I see your test result? Per HIPAA and the ADA, you can not ask me about underlying medical conditions and i do not have to supply you with documentation to prove it. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 24, 2020 06:21 PM (dNzKv) 108
Another mask thread. Go getem boys.
Posted by: Lone Ranger at July 24, 2020 06:21 PM (kh8w4) 109
Me too. When we were kids, we did hydrate. We drank out of the garden hose. After that we are immune to all disease and immortal. We just seem to age and die. We really just fake our deaths and move to a new town. -The immortal baby boomers. Posted by: Archer It's hard to replicate that coppery-vinyl taste in a bottle. Best if cold of course. Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2020 06:21 PM (ysmsf) 110
The Vice Chair of the JCS allegedly called the president an idiot, according to one of the women he supposedly attacked. The guy is a long accused sex predator and insubordinate. Plus, he is in the Air Force. So why is he still around?
Posted by: Democracy Dies In Darkness, and drowning in money at July 24, 2020 06:21 PM (NVYyb) 111
So if we all wear BLM shirts and pepper spray holsters we can do whatever we want?
Posted by: Dr Spank at July 24, 2020 06:20 PM (royi5) That seems to be the rules. Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 24, 2020 06:21 PM (GbPPJ) 112
Wait. Can a woman cover her boobs with a mask and that qualifies as "wearing a mask"?
See, now this is getting intriguing. Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 24, 2020 06:21 PM (GRRw+) 113
>If anyone plays Fauci in a movie it should be Chevy Chase
Woody Allen the disgust for the character is built right in Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 06:22 PM (iTXRQ) 114
If anyone plays Fauci in a movie it should be Chevy Chase
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2020 06:19 PM (6f16T) Except Chey is at least twice as tall. They'd have to CG him or something. Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 24, 2020 06:22 PM (xPJvm) 115
We are supposed to wear a mask anywhere outside of our house at anytime.
Did they implant a mask microchip to monitor your mask compliance? Posted by: A Scold of Karens at July 24, 2020 06:22 PM (EgshT) 116
106 .So now Chinese diplomats have barricaded themselves inside the consulate in Houston and a siege is underway.
Posted by: Anonymous I bet they live near the Three Gorges Dam and don't want to go back. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 24, 2020 06:22 PM (PiwSw) 117
>>all right, I love sieges
bring in the trebuchets and the Greek fire Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy How about we catapult in corpses of Chinese lung AIDS victims. Posted by: Aviator at July 24, 2020 06:22 PM (0FTCx) 118
Faucis beady eyes are a tell of his deceitful, rascally impishness.
Posted by: Fritz at July 24, 2020 06:23 PM (UUm1c) 119
>If anyone plays Fauci in a movie it should be Chevy Chase
Woody Allen the disgust for the character is built right in Michael J. Fox was born to play that role. Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 06:23 PM (yQpMk) 120
We are supposed to wear a mask anywhere outside of our house at anytime.
I'm not sure what Gavin's rules are, but...I'll wear indoors, and crowded (unusual) outdoors, but otherwise GTFO. Posted by: JEM at July 24, 2020 06:23 PM (8erNz) 121
If anyone plays Fauci in a movie it should be Chevy Chase
Woody Allen the disgust for the character is built right in Michael J. Fox was born to play that role. Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 06:23 PM (yQpMk) Danny DeVito Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2020 06:23 PM (gmo/4) 122
Wearing my TRUMP mask in the supermarket today, a guy whispers at me, "hey, nice mask."
I say thanks, but you don't have to whisper it. Speak it out, loud and proud. He says, "yeah, but . . ." and I laugh, and go, "latest I heard, we cannot get thrown down and ziptied up," "But that may have changed last hour." This, in way far almost Quebec New York state. Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 24, 2020 06:23 PM (esxk9) 123
"So now Chinese diplomats have barricaded themselves inside the consulate in Houston and a siege is underway.
Posted by: Anonymous " Ever been to Houston? Let's see how long they last with no electricity, no water and no food. Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 24, 2020 06:23 PM (GRRw+) 124
somebody was quoting The Pogues on the ONT last night. or the night before.
it was a hoot going down that youtube rathole.... Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2020 06:23 PM (W2Pud) 125
The.Corona knows the rules that it is not allowed to be infectious infect when people are hydrating.
Science! Google it ! Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 06:23 PM (2DOZq) 126
"My employer (a health system) requires everyone to wear a mask outdoors even when not at work."
The lesson is, their rules are a joke. But they will probably figure they just weren't Draconian enough. Posted by: Chris M at July 24, 2020 06:24 PM (9OR5N) 127
Ever been to Houston? Let's see how long they last with no electricity, no water and no food.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy "Sarge, we accidentally injected LSD into this here water main." Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2020 06:24 PM (ysmsf) 128
If we want those Chinese guys out of Houston all we have to do is say three or four unidentified staffers privately tell us the want to defect. The CCP will have those heros on a plane home before nightfall.
Posted by: Democracy Dies In Darkness, and drowning in money at July 24, 2020 06:25 PM (NVYyb) 129
Wait a sec, guys. Dude's hydrating. Stop what you're doing and float, dammit! Give him some space!
[*some tumbling in space and spinning*] Earl says he's done. What's that, Sally? You can confirm? OK, everyone, resume infecting! Get that guy's left nostril. He doesn't have his mask all the way cinched up yet. Posted by: Covid-19 Local 882 at July 24, 2020 06:25 PM (HhXSr) 130
Just stalling so they can destroy more incriminating evidence of their espionage.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 06:26 PM (2DOZq) 131
97 My employer (a health system) requires everyone to wear a mask outdoors even when not at work.
You must be protected from the Wu vapors. They are everywhere. Posted by: A Scold of Karens at July 24, 2020 06:18 PM (EgshT) Miasma. It was fact during Victorian times. And now we are getting deja vu all over again. Posted by: tcn in AK at July 24, 2020 06:26 PM (okGHj) 132
My company has lost it's mind on 'rona policy. Originally, if you got the virus it was stay home two weeks +72 hours after a positive test. Then a week. Then 72 hours without symptoms. Now they are just saying if you haven't had a fever in 24 hours, get your ass to work.
And this is a hospital. Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 06:26 PM (yQpMk) 133
Michael J. Fox was born to play that role. Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 06:23 PM (yQpMk) I'm shaking in anticipation. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 24, 2020 06:26 PM (EGyGV) 134
65 There is a water bottle sitting in the armrest beside him (look at his hands and look down from there).
Water bottles for every student, seated shoulder to shoulder. School issue solved! Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 24, 2020 06:27 PM (BRkq2) 135
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 24, 2020 06:21 PM (GRRw+)
If you haven't seen the picture, Zombie's current name link has a cute Asian girl wearing a mask over her lower face, her breasts and a little paper mask g string thing. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 24, 2020 06:27 PM (oDRcK) 136
#123 Hesco Gypsy: Oh my God, their eating diplomsts in the Chinese consulate!
Yeah, I don't see why I should care abot that. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 24, 2020 06:27 PM (cZjDV) 137
How, exactly, is Fauci "rehydrating"?
Where's the drink? Is there a concession guy walking around for just those three? Posted by: Methos at July 24, 2020 06:27 PM (kOpft) 138
7 Talk about arbitrary, Polesmoker just made all bars and restaurants in CO close at 10 pm. Because the Corona only works night now.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2020 06:01 PM (FtO5h) ------------- Emperor Inslee did the same thing in WA state a day or two ago. What an ignorant ass Jay Inslee is. A hateful, spiteful, ignorant ass. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 24, 2020 06:28 PM (sy5kK) 139
Ain't no protesting antifa or BLM rioting thugs around here. Lots of 'merican flags flying, some on the back of pick-up trucks. Even some Confederate flags flying. People are singing in churches. Life is going on pretty much as usual. High school football players were out practicing today getting ready for their season. Except for masks we have to wear inside of businesses, it's all normal. What the hell is wrong with these other parts of the country? Why are they letting crap happen? It's nonsense.
Posted by: Case at July 24, 2020 06:28 PM (frO9V) Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 06:28 PM (iTXRQ) 141
Michael J Fox was going to throw out the first pitch but he never threw the ball. He kept shaking off the catcher's signs.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 06:28 PM (2DOZq) 142
I hate people that use 'hydrate.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2020 06:16 PM (ysmsf) Me too. When we were kids, we did hydrate. We drank out of the garden hose. After that we are immune to all disease and immortal. We just seem to age and die. We really just fake our deaths and move to a new town. -The immortal baby boomers. Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2020 06:19 PM (gmo/4) The drill sergeants just said "Drink Water!". But there was a particular cadence to the order that I have always found amusing. You had to hear it over and over and then you would not forget it. There is a pretty funny Conan skit about Civil War reenacting that uses "hydrate" a lot. The irony is people then, under much more extreme circumstances, did not get as many chances to hydrate. Posted by: Quint at July 24, 2020 06:28 PM (o1Bgo) 143
"So now Chinese diplomats have barricaded themselves inside the consulate in Houston and a siege is underway.
Posted by: Anonymous " Is it a siege, siege or some BS siege? I want a real siege: No power, food or water. PSYOPS music blasting 24/7 spot lights all night. Give them the Norigea treatment. Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2020 06:28 PM (gmo/4) 144
Happy to say we sing at our church, and no masks required. We even have potlucks!!
Posted by: tubal at July 24, 2020 06:29 PM (bCLt0) Posted by: Chris M at July 24, 2020 06:29 PM (9OR5N) 146
Is it a siege, siege or some BS siege? I want a real siege: No power, food or water. PSYOPS music blasting 24/7 spot lights all night. Give them the Norigea treatment.
Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2020 06:28 PM (gmo/4) Yoko Ono. They'll surrender in an hour. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 24, 2020 06:29 PM (PiwSw) 147
Fauci killed millions of Americans with his reckless behavior. This Fauci virus is all his fault. If he refuses to leave office, we will eradicate him.
The Bible says so. Posted by: GnuBreed Pelosi at July 24, 2020 06:29 PM (Z4rgH) 148
Somebody's getting uppity.
You will wear a mask AND LIKE IT. Never mind what I told you, I'M TELLING YOU. Trust the science. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 24, 2020 06:30 PM (LWu6U) 149
Michael J Fox was going to throw out the first pitch but he never threw the ball. He kept shaking off the catcher's signs.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 24, 2020 06:28 PM (2DOZq) Oh snap! Posted by: The 1980's at July 24, 2020 06:30 PM (EiNjl) 150
My company has lost it's mind on 'rona policy. Originally, if you got the virus it was stay home two weeks +72 hours after a positive test. Then a week. Then 72 hours without symptoms. Now they are just saying if you haven't had a fever in 24 hours, get your ass to work.
And this is a hospital. ==== Hmmmm...wonder if they've seen the studies about asymptomatic people generally not spreading the virus... This is all a form of torment. Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 24, 2020 06:30 PM (iydjf) 151
Just stalling so they can destroy more incriminating evidence of their espionage. Posted by: Can't resist temptation Tora Tora Tora Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 24, 2020 06:31 PM (aKsyK) 152
""Sarge, we accidentally injected LSD into this here water main."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2020 06:24 PM (ysmsf)" I would set up a BBQ and start cooking ribs out front. Maybe a lemonade stand too. Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 447 meters at July 24, 2020 06:31 PM (GRRw+) 153
Congressman Mo Brooks on Alabama's turrible, raysis statues in Statuary Hall:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ckrBTId8I Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 24, 2020 06:31 PM (sWM8x) 154
Calm your tits and wear that mask!!!
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at July 24, 2020 06:32 PM (EgshT) 155
The drill sergeants just said "Drink Water!".
We had to take salt pills from a dispenser on our way out of the barracks. On long walks they made us pour out most of the water in our canteens, in Lousyanna! Posted by: dartist at July 24, 2020 06:33 PM (+ya+t) 156
154 Calm your tits and wear that mask!!!
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at July 24, 2020 06:32 PM (EgshT) Awwww, sugar, you're so cute when your face is red and the spittle's flying!! Posted by: tubal at July 24, 2020 06:34 PM (bCLt0) 157
I am glad that last video (the lawyer dude) brought up "paucity."
I thought the same when he said "rehydrating". WTF, why not just say drinking water. I'll tell you why not (and this is a peeve of mine) because these tin-pot asshole "experts" all revert to using big words to try to show that they are "scientists" and speaking in ways that your shitty non-experts can never understand. I knew the word paucity, but bristled when I heard it. I hear the same shit in business and when people start talking in specialized and overly technical terms I want to throw a chair at them. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 24, 2020 06:34 PM (LWu6U) 158
We wear the mask to 'flatten the curve'.
Or in Fauci's case, to flatten the hanging slider and cause it to miss the plate low and waaaaaaaay outside. Posted by: Muldoon at July 24, 2020 06:34 PM (Fc5rx) 159
hydrating his nuts is more like it
Posted by: x at July 24, 2020 06:34 PM (nFwvY) 160
Talk about arbitrary, Polesmoker just made all bars and restaurants in CO close at 10 pm. Because the Corona only works night now.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 24, 2020 06:01 PM (FtO5h) Moore in NC just did the same thing except his alcohol cut off is 11 pm. Posted by: Traveling Man Who's On The Road Again &&&& at July 24, 2020 06:34 PM (lZYRs) 161
Get back in your houses, Peons.
The streets are reserved for violent anarchists who only wear masks when they're looting a Best Buy or setting fire to a synagogue. --------------- Fauci should be asked if that is correct and then we will know that the truth is the exact opposite. Posted by: Decaf at July 24, 2020 06:34 PM (4D+FL) Posted by: Joe Mama at July 24, 2020 06:35 PM (Z2qFv) 163
Fauci still having the microphone is an embarassment.
Posted by: tubal at July 24, 2020 06:36 PM (bCLt0) 164
Normal people are afraid to disobey and they have justification as the State Gov't has declared their activity verboten yet allowed others.
Now what I could see some bright spark doing is take a page out of the Babylon Bee and start holding rallies for racism in church. Yes that's a lie and good people shouldn't lie but if we don't start disobeying these unbalanced rules they will just get worse. Notice how that's happening because very few people are pushing back. It has to be done en masse or it won't work. Ones or twos or even a dozen is a small enough group for the police to get a grip on. Regrettably we will all lose if we don't start ignoring their commands. Posted by: jakee308 at July 24, 2020 06:36 PM (LH/PE) 165
We wear the mask to 'flatten the curve'.
Or in Fauci's case, to flatten the hanging slider and cause it to miss the plate low and waaaaaaaay outside. Posted by: Muldoon at July 24, 2020 06:34 PM (Fc5rx) -------------- Tried the corner and missed. Ball 8. Ball 12 and Fauci has walked the bases full. That'll bring up the biggest virus killer of em all, Clew Hayward. Posted by: Duke Lowell at July 24, 2020 06:37 PM (kTF2Z) 166
If he was lying about not wearing masks then he is complicit in the deaths of many people who contracted the disease because they followed his advice
Posted by: Avi at July 24, 2020 06:37 PM (Q0z+6) 167
Fauci is the face of all our problems. If this little crapweasel didn't use his aura of scientific authority we would still have a healthy economy. But because of his lies we don't have our health or our wealth. He is now the poster boy for capricious government that people must resist.
Posted by: Decaf at July 24, 2020 06:37 PM (4D+FL) 168
So is Three Gorge Dam still in one piece?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2020 06:37 PM (7vYhD) 169
I just finished reading a book by Ian Rankin, one line stands out is said book: Anarchists, are just political shop lifters-sounds like Antifa doesn't it?
Posted by: Rose at July 24, 2020 06:38 PM (f/Wek) 170
We allow church in Michigan and congregants can even sing. But the songs must have a lot of short words and lots of humming. No long AAAAAAmens or anything like that. And seating only on every other pew. Collection plate is verboten. Credit card swiping at the door on the way out. And the church has to be fumigated every half hour. Baptisms in alcohol, not water.
We're really quite sensible here, so I just don't understand the fuss. Posted by: Guv Gretchen Whitmer at July 24, 2020 06:38 PM (HhXSr) 171
Like I said, the guy at work that had it said he'd rather have Wuflu than the flu. Yet we must be punished.
Inslee is the new Cotton Mather. Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 24, 2020 06:38 PM (YynYJ) 172
It should be the skinny guy who played the undercover cop in breaking bad - the guy who looks like a scrawny teenager.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 24, 2020 06:39 PM (LWu6U) 173
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"So now Chinese diplomats have barricaded themselves inside the consulate in Houston and a siege is underway."--Posted by: Anonymous 7" >>"Is it a siege, siege or some BS siege? I want a real siege: No power, food or water. PSYOPS music blasting 24/7 spot lights all night. Give them the Norigea treatment." As sieges go this one is pretty quiet so far; last I saw law enforcement was trying to pick the lock on the door (but more actions may have been taken since then). But yeah, it won't be difficult to get them out. Turn off electric, water, internet, phone lines and run signal blockers against cell phones. No unauthorized person goes in, and any diplomat who comes out is taken straight to the airport and deported. Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 24, 2020 06:39 PM (4BihJ) 174
A commenter-probably Captain Hate-said that if Fauci was a dentist, he'd probably have recommended flossing 6 times a day, but since he's an infectious disease doctor, he recommends masks.
Posted by: Chillin the most at July 24, 2020 06:39 PM (lonOK) Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 24, 2020 06:40 PM (yQpMk) 176
Dr. Fauci is an asshole.
Hopefully he will get the China Flu and I won't have to hear about his sorry ass anymore. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 24, 2020 06:40 PM (Z+IKu) Posted by: Fauci at July 24, 2020 06:40 PM (EiNjl) 178
His use of mischievous makes me think he deems himself an unquestionable adult dealing with unruly children
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 24, 2020 06:40 PM (iGbUv) 179
I expect Fauci to be the first casualty of Trump's reelection. This incompetent (or Deep Stater) has to go.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 24, 2020 06:41 PM (HhXSr) Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at July 24, 2020 06:42 PM (EgshT) 181
Obviously, we're working hard to ensure that the selection is sensitive and appropriate. For example, we've narrowed the field down to trans-black dyslexic Eskimos and Meryl Streep.
We are very very close to making a final decision. Posted by: Casting Directory deciding who will play Dr. Fauci in the upcoming Netflix series at July 24, 2020 06:42 PM (PiwSw) 182
Yeah wear that mask to the ever changing goal poast
Posted by: Skip at July 24, 2020 06:42 PM (6f16T) Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 24, 2020 06:42 PM (zXa3R) Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 24, 2020 06:42 PM (TOyHQ) 185
Don't chinee diplomats have siamese cats on their shoulders?
Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2020 06:42 PM (XhWtx) 186
So they are provisions in the last relief bill that compel any company that accepted money to delay any layoffs until... October
Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 24, 2020 06:43 PM (BRkq2) 187
Absolute useless fuck
Erick Erickson @EWErickson Dr. Fauci was in the stands with just his best friend and his wife and he pulled his mask down to drink water when the picture was taken. A conservative movement playing gotcha over a photo like that is a conservative movement that needs a controlled burn to blaze through it. 2:48 PM · Jul 24, 2020 Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 24, 2020 06:43 PM (FBrfY) 188
DJ Qualls - he should play Fauci.
google search to see image. He even talks like him with that whiny voice you want to squirt with a can of Raid. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 24, 2020 06:43 PM (LWu6U) 189
His use of mischievous makes me think he deems himself an unquestionable adult dealing with unruly children
- This. We are not his equals. Posted by: That guy who is slowly disappearing at July 24, 2020 06:44 PM (da7So) 190
A commenter-probably Captain Hate-said that if Fauci was a dentist, he'd probably have recommended flossing 6 times a day, but since he's an infectious disease doctor, he recommends masks.
Posted by: Chillin the most at July 24, 2020 06:39 PM (lonOK) That wasn't me but I'm honored to be erroneously associated with that excellent line. Posted by: Captain Hate at July 24, 2020 06:44 PM (y7DUB) 191
After all is said and done, this is a political Op, and everyone knows it, except for the hysterics.
Posted by: tubal at July 24, 2020 06:44 PM (bCLt0) 192
183 @176
How much do you want to bet he's mainlining HCQ? Dude is a fucking fraud. Posted by: Thomas Bender eats em like tic tacs Posted by: x at July 24, 2020 06:44 PM (nFwvY) 193
168 So is Three Gorge Dam still in one piece?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2020 06:37 PM (7vYhD) No amount of Chinese lies will hide it when it goes. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 24, 2020 06:44 PM (O4K4J) 194
Not a Fauci fan.
He is as dirty as it gets. He might not be diddling kids but corrupt to the max. Statistically he should have gotten at least one thing right. FFNQ. Posted by: nip at July 24, 2020 06:44 PM (cpS4u) 195
Facebook is censoring a viral video about Ghislaine Maxwell and Jeffrey Epstein. Will nit say why but it totally had nothing to do with powerful people in a total panic because they like uncomplicated chakra releases with pubescent girls. Totally not that. Something else.
https://tinyurl.com/y65fq2xq Posted by: Al-Gore at July 24, 2020 06:45 PM (NVYyb) 196
Dr. Fauci was overheard asking his wife, "how long until halftime?"
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at July 24, 2020 06:45 PM (FsgBK) 197
In all fairness, Dr Fauci was using our patented technology and hydrating while seated.
However our product was designed to hydrate without the need to remove your mask. Ergo, Dr Fauci if full of shit. Posted by: Butt Hole Hydrator TM at July 24, 2020 06:45 PM (cCxiu) 198
Dr. Fauci was in the stands with just his best friend and his wife
- +1 Tell us again why it was just those three. Posted by: That guy who is slowly disappearing at July 24, 2020 06:45 PM (da7So) 199
Decaf, we'd better make sure Fauci is not re-elected president.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2020 06:45 PM (OTzUX) 200
168 So is Three Gorge Dam still in one piece?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2020 06:37 PM (7vYhD) Water level 160.8, down slightly. Posted by: Lawrence at July 24, 2020 06:46 PM (BgMrQ) 201
It's impertinent to question Our Betters.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2020 06:46 PM (oVJmc) 202
has fauci been connected to the Lolita express yet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2020 06:46 PM (W2Pud) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2020 06:47 PM (oVJmc) 204
A conservative movement playing gotcha over a photo like that is a conservative movement that needs a controlled burn to blaze through it.
Like the NT's, double wide double E? Sick burn, fat boy. Posted by: Captain Hate at July 24, 2020 06:47 PM (y7DUB) 205
You know that hypocrite has said all kinds of horrible shit about gays and black people.
Posted by: That guy who is slowly disappearing at July 24, 2020 06:47 PM (da7So) 206
who is erick erickson and why should I give a fuck
Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 06:47 PM (iTXRQ) 207
>> So is Three Gorge Dam still in one piece?
go to: https://www.rainviewer.com/weather-radar-map-live.html and look at Chyna. That big blob of rain (not to bad today) is over the watershed. I have been checking it out daily. this past week not so much rain but it is releasing as much water as it can. I guess there is a chance that a really bad storm could cause water to rise, but I really think they are going to do their best to make sure the dam is not tested. Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 24, 2020 06:47 PM (LWu6U) 208
My friends over at CNN have the real story on this. Kudos CNN!
Posted by: Erick Errorson at July 24, 2020 06:47 PM (Tnijr) 209
Get some cash on hand to buy stocks when that dam lets go.
Posted by: That guy who is slowly disappearing at July 24, 2020 06:49 PM (da7So) 210
I have a friend. Yes I do. I know it's hard to believe, but I do have a friend.
Anyhow when the panic started he would sneak out to the grocery store at 7 a.m. when traffic was lightest. When he got home he threw his clothes in the washing machine and immediately took a shower. It was like the bubonic plague or a commando crossing enemy lines. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 24, 2020 06:49 PM (YdiWk) 211
Fuck 'em, they're hypocrites.
If this thing ravages Portland antifa it'll be the lone bit of cheery news from the whole sorry affair. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 24, 2020 06:49 PM (ykYG2) 212
After all is said and done, this is a political Op, and everyone knows it, except for the hysterics.
Posted by: tubal at July 24, 2020 06:44 PM (bCLt0) And many of the hysterics are part of the op. Call them something like... I don't know, some phrase that means they are moving alongside the operatives, in fellowship with them. Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2020 06:49 PM (hku12) 213
So every part of the game is of interest except the 100 Colin Kapernicks during the anthem? Was the BLM logo on the mound?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2020 06:49 PM (OTzUX) 214
Hey guys, I'm only trying to get a gig with CNN, MSNBC, ABC, or somewhere. I've got bills to pay, you know...
Posted by: Erick the Erickson at July 24, 2020 06:49 PM (PiwSw) 215
all administrators with as much time in that role as Fauci has; need to go.
Posted by: projection on steroids at July 24, 2020 06:50 PM (V9NdA) 216
I bet there was little to no social distancing or masking in the owner box or wherever the party was
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 24, 2020 06:50 PM (iGbUv) 217
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest: "I hear the same shit in business and when people start talking in specialized and overly technical terms I want to throw a chair at them."
Yes. Grasping a seating device and converting its static nature into a directed, kinetic motion to inflict damage upon a desired target would be sublime. I should like to contribute my name and some monetary contribution to your penned periodical and commentary if you reproduce one. Posted by: Curt Long at July 24, 2020 06:51 PM (HhXSr) 218
Your little rights are like a light switch.
I turn them on and off at will. Tee hee! Apparently, the notion that government should have limits to what it can do has never, ever occurred to him. Or anybody else in the Swamp, either. Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 24, 2020 06:51 PM (HaL55) 219
who is erick erickson and why should I give a fuck
Posted by: DB- just DB. Dumbfuck DC courtesan who thought his RedState creds would allow him to join the REEEETHISTANCE and shit on Trump. Turns out he got turfed out of RedState and just another broken grifter clown looking for relevance. Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2020 06:51 PM (ysmsf) 220
"nuts to butts" and we weren't invited?
Posted by: Shep, Ron LeMon, and that gray haired fag at July 24, 2020 06:51 PM (ldmQR) 221
"ravages Portland antifa"
IFR way below flu for the demo involved. Is climate change keeping you up at night? Posted by: rhomboid at July 24, 2020 06:51 PM (OTzUX) 222
Watching the Portland City Streets Choir, it got me to thinking, how much does a pint of urine weigh?
How much liquid can a typical quad copter carry? What is a good dispersal method? Not that I'm spending any of my money on this mind you...but its a simple science question really. Posted by: Diogenes at July 24, 2020 06:51 PM (axyOa) Posted by: Dude Where's My Brain? at July 24, 2020 06:52 PM (d6DSt) 224
Found out the company I work for did get PPP money. They were okay on making payroll, but we do have customers that can't pay. And there was a big chunk of money from businesses that we didn't get. So it did seem to help where I work.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 24, 2020 06:52 PM (YynYJ) 225
Federal judge denies a request from the Oregon attorney general seeking a temporary restraining order against federal officers in Portland.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 24, 2020 06:52 PM (xPl2J) 226
nood.
Posted by: Erick the Erickson at July 24, 2020 06:53 PM (PiwSw) 227
nood italicans
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 24, 2020 06:53 PM (W2Pud) 228
I have a friend. Yes I do. I know it's hard to believe, but I do have a friend.
Anyhow when the panic started he would sneak out to the grocery store at 7 a.m. when traffic was lightest. When he got home he threw his clothes in the washing machine and immediately took a shower. It was like the bubonic plague or a commando crossing enemy lines. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 24, 2020 06:49 PM (YdiWk) Yep. That was a particularly quaint phase of this. No doubt some are still doing it. Disrobe in the garage, wipe down wipe down wipe down everything, including their pockers, transfer everything from the tainted bags, which are discarded in sealed bags inside sealed bags, then wipe down wipe down wipe down, then bring items into the house, and wipe down wipe down wipe down. Shower shower shower. More disnfecting wipes, more masks, more gloves and so on and so forth. It gives me some measure of mirth, knowing they were subjecting themselves to such nonsens. Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2020 06:53 PM (hku12) 229
>Dumbfuck DC courtesan who thought his RedState creds would allow him to join the REEEETHISTANCE and shit on Trump.
Lemme guess Trump was 'un-presidential ' Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 06:53 PM (iTXRQ) 230
Falsetto will be dead soon. 79 y/o ain't 39. Bones you can't mean that you're a doctor. Fuck off Jim.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 24, 2020 06:53 PM (WX+x0) 231
Interesting to note that for 2018 and 2019, the water levels averaged about 150.00m for the same time period.
The fact that they're 10m higher shows the amount of rain that has fallen. 175m is where they like to top out during rainy season. Dam height is 185.5m. Forecasts indicate another 3 feet of water to fall upstream, and these forecasts have been fairly accurate to date. They really aren't set up for a worst case scenario with water levels topping 175m. Posted by: browndog at July 24, 2020 06:53 PM (BgMrQ) 232
$1000 fine in my county for not wearing a face diaper. If I get a ticket I will claim I was imply following Faucis order to be maskelss when dehydrated.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 24, 2020 06:54 PM (3Fd9m) 233
226 nood.
Posted by: Erick the Erickson at July 24, 2020 06:53 PM (PiwSw) Of course. F it, my timing is always perfect. Posted by: BurtTC at July 24, 2020 06:54 PM (hku12) 234
Nood.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 24, 2020 06:54 PM (ysmsf) 235
Antenna TV is showing 'Barney Miller.' Harris just said the n-word.
I'm surprised they left it in! Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 24, 2020 06:55 PM (oVJmc) 236
Fuck this shit.
Is Rice a Vegetable? Discuss! Posted by: Dude Where's My Brain? at July 24, 2020 06:52 PM (d6DSt) in my experience, if it is not meat and you like it, it is not a vegetable. They say tomatoes, cucumbers, and avocados are not vegetables. I say screw it and count them. Posted by: Quint at July 24, 2020 06:55 PM (o1Bgo) 237
>Yep. That was a particularly quaint phase of this.
when I get home from some errand, after engaging in commerce or whatever, I wash my hands thoroughly and go about my bidness any more is just paranoia Posted by: DB- just DB. The 'what fresh hell this day' guy. at July 24, 2020 06:55 PM (iTXRQ) 238
My in-laws are retarded. They go to Costco all the time but their mail is hung up for 2 days in the garage before opening in case the mail carrier has the Covid cooties.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 24, 2020 06:56 PM (3Fd9m) 239
this thing ravages Portland antifa it'll be the lone bit of cheery news from the whole sorry affair.
- We'd never know since it's not really ravaging anyone under 70. Oh no, some of them got the sniffles. Take that, traitors! Posted by: That guy who is slowly disappearing at July 24, 2020 06:57 PM (da7So) Posted by: fly gal at July 24, 2020 06:57 PM (8TdcF) 241
The mask thing is stupid. But it's the way of government isn't it? When government has no answers to a problem they say We have to something! So the masks. Mass shooting-lower the flags for a day. Some fool does something racist-burn all Confederate flags! None of these things do a damn bit of good, but it makes THEM feel better. But the problems are still there.
Posted by: Case at July 24, 2020 06:57 PM (frO9V) 242
My red TRUMP mask, big white 2" letters, came in a package of five.
So I was thinking of taking a jock strap and seeing on the pouch top half, and wearing it over my madras shorts. TRUMP up at face level, TRUMP down below for those approaching who glance at my face but the look down, and . . . BAM! Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 24, 2020 06:58 PM (esxk9) 243
185 Don't chinee diplomats have siamese cats on their shoulders?
Posted by: Eromero at July 24, 2020 06:42 PM (XhWtx) It's hard to see from this distance but that's McConnell and Hunter Biden. Posted by: Gilded Age II at July 24, 2020 07:01 PM (BRkq2) 244
238, lol!
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 24, 2020 07:01 PM (iGbUv) 245
If the dam foundation is failing, over topping is the least concern. Water never sleeps.
Posted by: nip at July 24, 2020 07:02 PM (cpS4u) 246
So is Three Gorge Dam still in one piece?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 24, 2020 06:37 PM (7vYhD) No amount of Chinese lies will hide it when it goes. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 24, 2020 06:44 PM (O4K4J) Eh. They may have squeaked thru on this one... The rainy season is more or less over. And at the rate they're running water through the dam, the chances of catastrophic failure are less every day. Posted by: naturalfake at July 24, 2020 07:06 PM (dLPcm) 247
Someone said this earlier today. They are doing this shit blatantly and openly and must be impressed with the success so far. They probably didn't think it would be this easy.
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at July 24, 2020 07:17 PM (EP0PI) 248
The drill sergeants just said "Drink Water!".
We had to take salt pills from a dispenser on our way out of the barracks. On long walks they made us pour out most of the water in our canteens, in Lousyanna! Posted by: dartist at July 24, 2020 06:33 PM (+ya+t) FNG type hiking through the A Sau Valley with half of a canteen. Posted by: Archer at July 24, 2020 07:27 PM (gmo/4) 249
Fuck the little pervert
Posted by: Gonzotx at July 24, 2020 07:28 PM (9+l4S) 250
I obviously have given myself too much credit for thinking I know how much of a shit Fauci is, because that last video showed me I haven't even scratched the surface of his evilness.
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