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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Gustave Caillebotte
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 09:30 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2020 09:30 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 09:30 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 09:30 AM (X/Pw5)
- NY Times
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 09:31 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2020 09:31 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 27, 2020 09:31 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 27, 2020 09:32 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Parker at July 27, 2020 09:32 AM (zV/fi)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:32 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 09:32 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 09:32 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2020 09:32 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2020 09:32 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:33 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020
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Looks like it . . . but the napper looks male (or awfully flat-chested).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:34 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:35 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 09:35 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:33 AM (rpbg1)
It ain't a rainforest...ants would've eaten him.
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 09:35 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2020 09:35 AM (RU4sa)
Question 2: what's up with the shadow between his legs? Or did he drink 5 jugs of ripple, and that's no shadow?
Posted by: pincorrect at July 27, 2020 09:36 AM (3LmBI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2020 09:36 AM (mht8P)
Later: Fiesta
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2020 09:36 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 09:37 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 09:35 AM (ZLI7S)
he could paint everything
https://tinyurl.com/ybdl7g3x
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:37 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2020 09:35 AM (RU4sa)
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Slingbacks come off when he's jogging.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2020 09:37 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 09:37 AM (OZZ16)
Question 2: what's up with the shadow between his legs? Or did he drink 5 jugs of ripple, and that's no shadow?
Posted by: pincorrect at July 27, 2020 09:36 AM (3LmBI)
He's lying on a mat or something.
Posted by: Someguy at July 27, 2020 09:37 AM (3mQPr)
There is no room for his head between the body and the tree, the hat is hiding it but the proportions are wrong.
Too much wrong with this one.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 09:37 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2020 09:35 AM (RU4sa)
Sensible shoes?
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 09:37 AM (X/Pw5)
that is what I first thought, but then realized that he is napping on some kind of cloth, shawl maybe ? and that is just a shadow.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:38 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 09:38 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2020 09:39 AM (gmo/4)
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Perhaps in France, this is a common way for a woman to sleep in a public park.
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 09:39 AM (sX1BW)
Prosthetic
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:39 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Question 2: what's up with the shadow between his legs? Or did he drink 5 jugs of ripple, and that's no shadow?
Posted by: pincorrect at July 27, 2020
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1) is just the darkening of the blanket. It seems to be getting darker as it proceeds from the lower edge by his feet upward, so maybe it's very dirty -- or the colors just shade like that (answer to your No. 2).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:40 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FrodoB-
Trying again at July 27, 2020 09:41 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2020 09:41 AM (JgrP5)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2020 09:41 AM (JgrP5)
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Well, if he's wearing heels...
Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2020 09:42 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: mindful webworker
at July 27, 2020 09:43 AM (cHQtB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2020 09:43 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:43 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (WEBkv)
passed out after too much weed.
This is the story of Obama
Posted by: Priapism at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (2cfUo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (kgUrq)
But those shoes suggest, well, I dunno what.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:43 AM (rpbg1)
Relaxing after a hard night's looting in Portland.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (s2VJv)
There is no room for his head between the body and the tree, the hat is hiding it but the proportions are wrong.
Too much wrong with this one.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
That's a she. The hat is a ladies' sun hat.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (OZZ16)
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2020 09:45 AM (Izzlo)
Gustave should wander around LA freeways. Plenty of people taking a dump under trees, bushes, shopping carts...
Posted by: FrodoB-
Trying again at July 27, 2020 09:45 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 27, 2020 09:45 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2020 09:35 AM (RU4sa)
+++++++++++
Well, the odds are good that he's a European man...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2020 09:45 AM (hYcqw)
That's a she. The hat is a ladies' sun hat.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (OZZ16)
Trans lives matter.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
That's a she. The hat is a ladies' sun hat.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (OZZ16)
Doesn't prove anything.
Posted by: Someguy at July 27, 2020 09:46 AM (3mQPr)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:46 AM (zr5Kq)
The one discordant feature is the shoes. Looks like they, especially on the right, they are heels. Minor as it is it seems odd and disturbs the atmosphere of the image.
Posted by: JTB at July 27, 2020 09:47 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (OZZ16)
that explains why she's covering her face
Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2020 09:47 AM (JgrP5)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUNN-h0BsQM&feature=emb_logo
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 09:47 AM (Kpl3J)
If you embiggen it, it looks nothing like a woman's shoe.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (zr5Kq)
Plausible. Not the most ladylike pose. Still too much disproportion in the size of the legs and still no room for the head.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020
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I've seen male gardeners (and Chinese rice paddy workers, in movies) wearing hats like that. The ribbon makes it look, on the other hand, like the sort of hat a lady mystery writer would wear on her vacation in Malta.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (kgUrq)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 27, 2020 09:49 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (zr5Kq)
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You're right.
Doesn't even look like a foot.
Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2020 09:49 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2020 09:49 AM (bkUtD)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM
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"She" needs to get a thigh master.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2020 09:49 AM (JUOKG)
2020 ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code L03.115
Cellulitis of right lower limb
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (NWiLs)
A.K.A Fat Fuck.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 27, 2020 09:50 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2020 09:50 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Roland THTG at July 27, 2020 09:50 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2020 09:50 AM (bkUtD)
If you embiggen it, it looks nothing like a woman's shoe.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (zr5Kq)\
Not to mention that the artist is French. The famous set of high heels that started the entire trend belonged to Louis XIV.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 09:51 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 09:51 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: Quiet at July 27, 2020 09:51 AM (P0MsZ)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 27, 2020 09:51 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (zr5Kq)
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You're right.
Doesn't even look like a foot.
Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2020
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The one on the right, his/her left foot, looks like a high-heeled slipper that has come part way off. It still seems to have a higher heel than you'd expect in a work shoe.
They could be boots, maybe, though they don't look very much like that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:51 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2020 09:52 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: pincorrect at July 27, 2020 09:36 AM (3LmBI)
Those are skin flaps for flying/gliding. It can be very tiring, no wonder he needed some rest.
Posted by: Rocky at July 27, 2020 09:52 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 27, 2020 09:52 AM (CcOog)
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 27, 2020 09:52 AM (jZ5wd)
runner,
I think you are right but having the idea in my head means it still bugs me a little. Persistence of dumb, I guess.
Posted by: JTB at July 27, 2020 09:52 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 27, 2020 09:53 AM (dLLD6)
- angles of repose?
- sleeping people?
- parks and gardens?
- unusual footwear?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2020 09:53 AM (hYcqw)
Not approved.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
It took 37 comments to get to the meat of the matter.
All y'all are slipping...
/and I remembered to de-sock from yesterday - winning!
Posted by: browndog at July 27, 2020 09:53 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: stumck at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (w9Wax)
- angles of repose?
- sleeping people?
- parks and gardens?
- unusual footwear?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2020 09:53 AM (hYcqw)
Summertime naps...
Posted by: browndog at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 27, 2020
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The jockey idea is a good one! Though I think the right leg looks larger because of foreshortening.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (gd9RK)
Unnecessary weight that just slows them down.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 09:55 AM (NWiLs)
Crime Scene - a limerick
There once was a fellow named Faulke
Who went for a leisurely walk
Laid down for a doze
And the next thing he knows
His body's been outlined in chalk
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 09:55 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (gd9RK)
Unnecessary weight that just slows them down.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 09:55 AM (NWiLs)
==========
The Headless Horseman found a second career as jockey.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 09:55 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:56 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 09:56 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 09:56 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (gd9RK)
Well...they are French...
[and that was completely made up]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 27, 2020 09:57 AM (dLLD6)
[and that was completely made up]
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 27, 2020 09:57 AM (dLLD6)
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Couldn't be. I read it on the Internet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2020 09:58 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:56 AM (zr5Kq)
+++++++++++
That took a dark turn.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2020 09:58 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 09:56 AM (NWiLs)
He never got to live that long..the Pigalle incident...
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:58 AM (zr5Kq)
Doo da doo da
Auteuil racetrack five kilometers long
All zee doo da day
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 09:58 AM (NWiLs)
Doo da doo da
Auteuil racetrack five kilometers long
All zee doo da day
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
slave tune - racist
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2020 10:00 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 10:00 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 27, 2020 10:00 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 09:56 AM (NWEal)
You're looking at Larry way too closely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:01 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: mustbequantum at July 27, 2020 10:01 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:01 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 09:56 AM (NWEal)
You're looking at Larry way too closely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:01 AM (Kpl3J)
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It was the major joke of the first episode.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:01 AM (LvTSG)
The reason everything is off in this drawing is that that's not a person, it's a set of clothing stuffed with straw and rodents.
The gendarmes are behind a tree waiting to catch the thief who's been accosting public nappers.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 10:02 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Short Shorts at July 27, 2020 10:02 AM (O6DoG)
Posted by: Simplemind at July 27, 2020 10:02 AM (yshFD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:01 AM (Kpl3J
If that wasn't the subject of the entire episode I'd say you'd have a point.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:02 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 10:02 AM (gd9RK)
++++++++++
Public nappers >> Kid nappers
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2020 10:02 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2020 10:03 AM (gmo/4)
Doo da doo da
Auteuil racetrack five kilometers long
All zee doo da day
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
slave tune - racist
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2020 10:00 AM (FZYNt)
killjoy, you probably don't like this one either:
"The sun shines bright in the old Kentucky home.
'Tis summer, the darkies are gay"
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:03 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 27, 2020 10:03 AM (jZ5wd)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:04 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 10:04 AM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:04 AM (WIi/7)
And hey, how about that John Roberts! Trampling the God-given Rights of the Church, and elevating Caesar's. What a guy!
BTW, there's a protest today, downtown Indianapolis, about Herr Holcombe's unconstitutional mask edict.
Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:04 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:05 AM (zr5Kq)
Well she sounds hideous!
Are you referring to those "Jake from State Farm" ads? The one where the wife catches the husband getting an insurance quote at 3 a.m.? She grabbed the phone, hears Jake's voice, and said "Well, she sounds hideous!", and the husband said, "Well, she's a guy, so...".
Have you noticed that they cut that whole part of the commercial out? I guess they were afraid of offending the "women" with 5 o'clock shadows and Adam's apples.
Posted by: pincorrect at July 27, 2020 10:05 AM (3LmBI)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:05 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:04 AM (WIi/7)
Recreational pot isn't legal in Tx. He's making a mistake. Go to Oklahoma or Colorado, Joe.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield
So, it MUST be true !
Posted by: JT at July 27, 2020 10:06 AM (arJlL)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'm betting Gustave was really bored the day he painted that one.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2020 10:06 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 10:06 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 27, 2020 10:07 AM (LZ7Gl)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)
Maybe he's going to Austin where they ignore it.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:07 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 27, 2020 10:07 AM (LZ7Gl)
joke ?
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:07 AM (zr5Kq)
Maybe he's going to Austin where they ignore it.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:07 AM (NWEal)
Point taken.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:08 AM (WIi/7)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 10:06 AM (Fc5rx)
Where can I get a hat that smells like that? Is it expensive?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:09 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: JT at July 27, 2020 10:09 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 10:06 AM (Fc5rx
Could have been worse and been Groom & Clean.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:09 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 27, 2020 10:07 AM (LZ7Gl)
joke ?
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:07 AM (zr5Kq)
Nope, true story. Satire is dead. Reality is the joke.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 27, 2020 10:09 AM (LZ7Gl)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:04 AM (WIi/7)
Texas is gonna get chock-a-block full of liberals. There needs to be a decoy state that no one cares about we could use to attract ambulant liberals. Put lots of KEEP " " WEIRD signs which seems to attract them.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2020 10:10 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:07 AM (NWEal)
Now that it's spreading in Oklahoma, there's too much money that the state is leaving on the table in the form of potential tax revenue. Even though I don't support it, I don't imagine it'll be illegal in Texas for too much longer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:10 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2020 10:10 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
Brylcreem - a little dab will do ya.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2020 10:11 AM (6WCwE)
https://twitter.com/jmichaelfulton/status/
1287483411842519040
Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 10:11 AM (an7Mv)
reason isnt even really taxes. It is the un livability of Los Angeles
and big cities in general. If a guy with $10s of millions of dollars
cant make LA work who the fuck can?
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I think it is just taxes. Same reason Rush left NY. He is big enough now to live where he wants and where he wants is a place that has less taxes. Understandable. So he will take the great conservative things that Texas offers him (less taxes) while pushing for the liberal things that CA offers but doesn't necessarily cost him (social liberal policy).
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:11 AM (sX1BW)
I don't know what category Rogan falls into.
Batshit Crazy?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:11 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 27, 2020 10:09 AM (LZ7Gl)
dude, you are harshing my mellow
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:11 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2020 10:10 AM (l6b3d)
I nominate wyoming.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2020 10:11 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: JT at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 10:06 AM (Fc5rx
Brylcream....a little dab'll do 'ya.
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (X/Pw5)
No Prussian or German troops marching in the shade so no.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Silent at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (CrU4U)
If the driver was black I have to say this would be perfect....
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 27, 2020 10:03 AM (jZ5wd)
Speaking of Garrett Foster:
https://tinyurl.com/yxdhoo5t
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (d7/yI)
Now that it's spreading in Oklahoma, there's too much money that the state is leaving on the table in the form of potential tax revenue. Even though I don't support it, I don't imagine it'll be illegal in Texas for too much longer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:10 AM (Kpl3J)
I'd rather Tx legalize gambling.
If you can't test for it on the side of the road like the harassment of those that partake in an alcoholic beverage and drive a vehicle, it shouldn't be legal.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: m at July 27, 2020 10:13 AM (MpUgP)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2020 10:13 AM (FtO5h)
He harshed his mallow.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 10:13 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:13 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:13 AM (oVJmc)
Whatever it is, it isn't high enough.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 10:14 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2020 10:11 AM (dNzKv)
Aw, c'mon, Wyoming's my fallback for when I eventually flee CO.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2020 10:14 AM (FtO5h)
That was a fake Rick Roll thank goodness.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:14 AM (NWEal)
Rogan hates the woke shit with a passion. And he has been talking about shitty policies that allow homelessness to spread for a long time. I think the homelessness epidemic in LA is a bigger factor than taxes.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:14 AM (WIi/7)
He harshed his mallow.
save it for the occasional fishing/outdoorsing thread ?
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:14 AM (zr5Kq)
Found dead in his home, gun shot wound
https://tinyurl.com/y3wq3jp4
Posted by: McCool at July 27, 2020 10:15 AM (Izjjo)
You are ignoring the fact that the dude is French.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 27, 2020 10:15 AM (unn44)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:04 AM (WIi/7)
Texas is gonna get chock-a-block full of liberals. There needs to be a decoy state that no one cares about we could use to attract ambulant liberals. Put lots of KEEP " " WEIRD signs which seems to attract them.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2020 10:10 AM
North Dakota, do you know what a hero is? Sometimes, someone has the power to do tremendous good for many, while losing all personally. I know I can count on you to make the right choice.
Posted by: The Talk at July 27, 2020 10:15 AM (CO3sN)
Me too but then again my hometown Lake Charles LA would be devastated.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:15 AM (NWEal)
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I'd rather Texas do a lot more important things than legalize gambling - or pot for that matter.
But I don't expect Abott to lead the way on this.
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:16 AM (sX1BW)
*Obviously he likes ADULT women judging by his infamous video at Ronda Rousey's weigh in. Amusingly the ring girl next to him had the same reaction.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2020 10:16 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:16 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 27, 2020 10:15 AM (unn44)
Lola
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 10:16 AM (X/Pw5)
I grew up in Buffalo dammit. I've paid my dues and escaped that shit.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2020 10:16 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 10:17 AM (Fc5rx)
On the contrary, this might be a professional hobo -- one who's savvy enough to conceal his handle of Val-U-Rite well before passing out, lest it be seized and redistributed by the other hobos.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 27, 2020 10:17 AM (unn44)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (qlFIA)
I'm thinking of invoking the Coulter rule here. It's been well over 24 hours and there has been no leak that the driver was a white male; thus, the Coulter rule suggests that the driver was of a politically inconvenient ethnic persuasion.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 27, 2020 10:17 AM (d7/yI)
https://tinyurl.com/ybdl7g3x
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:37 AM (zr5Kq)
That's truly masterful.
Posted by: m at July 27, 2020 10:17 AM (MpUgP)
Rwandan refugee arrested and facing 10 years in prison
Yay diversity ! /sarc
Posted by: McCool at July 27, 2020 10:17 AM (Izjjo)
Another day, another afternoon spent moving between storage units.
And one of the neighbors is in the hospital with the China Wu-flu. They don't think she's going to make it. She had the classic comorbitity of being about 100lbs overweight. She was a nice lady with a kewl little dog. And a conservative. She'll be missed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 27, 2020 10:17 AM (HaL55)
If you can't test for it on the side of the road like the harassment of those that partake in an alcoholic beverage and drive a vehicle, it shouldn't be legal.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Texas did legalize gambling, it's just that they decided to make a State Monopoly out of it and called it The Lottery.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:17 AM (Kpl3J)
Rogan hates the woke shit with a passion. And he has been talking about shitty policies that allow homelessness to spread for a long time. I think the homelessness epidemic in LA is a bigger factor than taxes.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:14 AM (WIi/7)
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It really wouldn't surprise me to see California Democrats losing a few seats in Congress this year.
I got the impression that ballot harvesting took the GOP by surprise in 2018, and I imagine that the individual Republicans running for Congress would really like their piece of the Congressional pension pie and will actually fight for it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:18 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:18 AM (zr5Kq)
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I'd be happy to leave Lake Charles with the casino traffic. Texas should focus on becoming a manufacturing state. Leave the gambling to other states. Be the state that produces so that our citizens have money to spend. If they spend some of that money elsewhere ... so be it.
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:18 AM (sX1BW)
I grew up in Buffalo dammit. I've paid my dues and escaped that shit.
Posted by: Guy Smiley
Nothing like guard duty on the flight line in Minot.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:18 AM (OZZ16)
Cruising around the harbor on Saturday night I saw three boats flying Trump flags. In Rhode Island.
I have yet to see a Biden sign, number sticker or any other indication people know he's alive and running for president.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 27, 2020 10:17 AM (HaL55)
sorry
I noticed (from stories in the media) that people who are overweight have major problems recovering wuflu.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:18 AM (OZZ16)
Why not Minot?
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:16 AM (sX1BW)
I would like Abbott to legalize breathing the air free and easy again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (Kpl3J)
Yeah.
He's severely conservative!
Endorsing Bernie Sanders kind of conservative.
Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2020 10:20 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:20 AM (WIi/7)
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So true.
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:20 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:20 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (H5knJ)
I thought they designated some land outside the city for the homeless? Or did that fall through intentionally ?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:20 AM (NWEal)
Cruising around the harbor on Saturday night I saw three boats flying Trump flags. In Rhode Island.
I have yet to see a Biden sign, number sticker or any other indication people know he's alive and running for president.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)
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I long ago stopped thinking that the presence or absence of signs meant anything in terms of election results.
The key example for me was this years Democratic primary in South Carolina. I didn't see a single Biden sign in the state or even one of the most liberal cities of the state, and he won by almost 30 points.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
Then I thought to myself, stop giving away your secrets! You don't want the hobos getting into the saskatoons when you're already up against other hikers and the birds!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2020 10:21 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:21 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:21 AM (WIi/7)
Yeah.
He's severely conservative!
Endorsing Bernie Sanders kind of conservative.
Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2020 10:20 AM (ZfRYq)
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I have never listened to him, but if I had to guess, I'd say that he's along the lines of the kind of person who flips between libertarian and communist with ease.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 27, 2020 10:22 AM (hzSEg)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:18 AM (OZZ16)
Nothing to block the wind between there and the North Pole except a barbed wire fence....and it's blown down.
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 10:22 AM (X/Pw5)
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No you see, Abbott will issue an order ... just an order that he doesn't want enforced.
Abbott will require all bars close down ... but he will not enforce it directly ... not until said bar decides to re-up their liquor license.
Abbott will say all schools should open ... but then do nothing when schools refuse to open.
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:22 AM (sX1BW)
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George Floyd's last words were "I can't breathe" and every leftwing politician in America wants to make sure no one can breathe either...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2020 10:23 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (zr5Kq)
I think people who are significantly overweight have problems recovering from just about everything. I knew someone who was very overweight and spent a few weeks in the hospital recovering from a routine gall bladder surgery.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 27, 2020 10:24 AM (d7/yI)
Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 10:24 AM (an7Mv)
I don't think signs are a good indicator of votes but I do think they are indicative of enthusiasm.
Rhode Island is a reliably blue state. Trump will pop in for a fundraiser but he has no shot at winning the election here.
But it is surprising to see people openly supporting him and pretty much ignoring Biden altogether. It's an indication of national mood and I do find that a hell of a lot more reliable than media polls.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:24 AM (WIi/7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:25 AM (oVJmc)
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Will attest to this. Beto signs were everywhere. And he did have a lot of enthusiasm. Enthusiasm that will hopefully be lacking this year. While he ultimately lost, he did help push a Democrat wave in 2018.
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:25 AM (sX1BW)
Of course a Trump sign is an invitation to arson and a sticker gets your car keyed.
But still
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 27, 2020 10:25 AM (PCcso)
@epochtimes
The #CCP regime announced that the 3rd peak of this year's #Flooding season has arrived in the upstream region of #YangtzeRiver, while the 2nd peak reached the midstream area.
Roughly 459 million people live in the Yangtze River drainage basin.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at July 27, 2020 10:26 AM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 10:26 AM (XTyi0)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2020 10:26 AM (qlFIA)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:21 AM (WIi/7)
Austin is not a big city to someone who is from Los Angeles.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:26 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:25 AM (oVJmc)
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He says that about himself all the time. He took a DNA test a few years back and apparently he has some neanderthal DNA and he didn't shut up about it for months.
Posted by: Augustine at July 27, 2020 10:27 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:27 AM (WIi/7)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater
*cough cough Sent home next day after g blaader surgery cough cough*
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:27 AM (OZZ16)
(a) Why trouble yourself with an opinion when you just said you don't know what you're talking about?
(ii) Libertarian is anti-communist; no one flips between them with ease.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 10:27 AM (gd9RK)
Guess he bought the whole collection, got tired of scraping 'em off and eventually just waited for the dust to settle. No yard signs and no Trump signs.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2020 10:26 AM (qlFIA)
Being on Twitter is like voluntarily moving to live in North Korea.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM (H5knJ)
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/
1287437468120125441
Trump Curse hits another leftie.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM (an7Mv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2020 10:11 AM (dNzKv)
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We don't exist.
Posted by: Wyoming at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM (Jx5Qs)
The CCP also assures us that the Three Gorges Dam is perfectly safe, despite the fact that it has deformed enough to be measurable on satellite photos.
If I lived downstream of there, I'd be building an ark right about now.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM (unn44)
Never listened to Rogan, but I fully expect he's the same kind of meathead he was on NewsRadio. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:25 AM (oVJmc)
Judging from the three minutes of his podcast that I managed to endure, he's highly annoying.
Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 10:29 AM (ZS9TG)
I don't think signs are a good indicator of votes but I do think they are indicative of enthusiasm.
Rhode Island is a reliably blue state. Trump will pop in for a fundraiser but he has no shot at winning the election here.
But it is surprising to see people openly supporting him and pretty much ignoring Biden altogether. It's an indication of national mood and I do find that a hell of a lot more reliable than media polls.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)
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All true.
Enthusiasm means dollars donated, time spent volunteering, and efforts to get friends to vote.
All that seems to be hampered by the left's current tantrum.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:29 AM (LvTSG)
You really don't know much about Rogan's viewpoints do you ? He ain't conservative and he ain't liberal. He's just out there.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:29 AM (NWEal)
Posted by: andycanuck
Oh it's real. And always magnificent to behold.
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 10:30 AM (XTyi0)
Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:30 AM (W+kMI)
(a) Why trouble yourself with an opinion when you just said you don't know what you're talking about?
(ii) Libertarian is anti-communist; no one flips between them with ease.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 10:27 AM (gd9RK)
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You're fun.
And yes, people go from anarcho capitalist to communist pretty easily, like the girl I dated who loved Ayn Rand and considered herself a socialist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:30 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 10:30 AM (XTyi0)
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:25 AM (sX1BW)
that will always be one of the weirdest campaigns ever - he managed to run a Rock Star campaign in spite of having views that were widely despised. Ted Cruz listened to his consultants and ran an idiotic and lazy campaign against him.
I will be forever gratified that Beto destroyed his political viability forever during this presidential campaign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:31 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:31 AM (Jx5Qs)
Nothing like guard duty on the flight line in Minot.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:18 AM (OZZ16)
Nothing to block the wind between there and the North Pole except a barbed wire fence....and it's blown down.
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 10:22 AM (X/Pw5)
Oh boo hoo zoomie. Try standing watch on a destroyer in winter blowing 40 along the GIUK Gap.
Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2020 10:31 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 27, 2020 10:31 AM (jZ5wd)
on my car. I like my car and home un-torched. So lack of Trump signs
means nothing for me. Funny enough where I live there are no Biden signs
but still a lot of Bernie signs.
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I see more Trump signs than Biden's. Admittedly, I live in a more red area than blue. But not by that much. There is a very real cost to putting a Trump sign in your yard. There is almost no cost to putting a Biden sign in your yard. Two years ago, you would find Beto signs everywhere. So yes, I think current sign distribution between the two candidates shows a big lack enthusiasm gap. And I'd surmise that many Trump voters are going to be quiet because of the real potential cost to your livelihood. Time will tell.
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:31 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:31 AM (WIi/7)
Posted by: Augustine at July 27, 2020 10:32 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM (Jx5Qs)
Think it used to be the downtown airport....maybe you want Dulles?
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 10:32 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: andycanuck
Oh it's real. And always magnificent to behold.
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It's truly amazing how many of Trump's critics and political accusers get hoist on their own petards. Makes my day every time too.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:32 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:33 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: An Observation at July 27, 2020 10:33 AM (9AKnG)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 27, 2020 10:33 AM (dLLD6)
Wyoming's closed. Horse out front should have told ya.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2020 10:34 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 10:27 AM (gd9RK)
Barely an inconvienience
Posted by: Goth Fonzie's Unreasonable Rand Fanfic at July 27, 2020 10:34 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
can you be a little more blunt? having a hard time picking up what you're putting down...
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2020 10:34 AM (FZYNt)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
boom
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 10:34 AM (XTyi0)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 10:27 AM (gd9RK)
Well, there's William Weld, the 2016 Libertarian Candidate for VP, who 2 weeks before the election made a public statement encouraging all of his supporters to go vote for Hillary, since obviously voting Libertarian was a wasted vote.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:34 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2020 10:34 AM (gmo/4)
Exactly he is out there. And he gives everyones POV a platform. Which is exactly what I want from a media personality. Dont have to agree with him on everything to appreciate what he does. My point is shitting on him because he is not 100% on your side doesnt help you.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:34 AM (WIi/7)
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 10:35 AM (XTyi0)
Yep! My Betsy Ross flag shirt served as a signal to one friend I made in the neighborhood, he later told me.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2020 10:35 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
So an average American
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 27, 2020 10:35 AM (jZ5wd)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 10:35 AM (VpIIl)
I think people who are significantly overweight have problems recovering from just about everything. I knew someone who was very overweight and spent a few weeks in the hospital recovering from a routine gall bladder surgery.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 27, 2020 10:24 AM (d7/yI)
A lot of the issues obesity shows is from the rampant inflammation in the body. My opinion (and experience) is that refined carbohydrates in the diet produces high levels of inflammation in every organ. The body is weakened, trying to fight theinflammation, and just can't fight anything else very well.
Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:35 AM (Rbu5d)
Thanks.. Have tickets. Just saw address is Arlington. Will be OK. I have a mask of cheesecloth Heidis made that has LOLGF stitched on it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:36 AM (Jx5Qs)
Well, that was after his drinking had gone from charming to brain damaging.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 10:36 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 27, 2020 10:09 AM (LZ7Gl)
History repeats, first as tragedy, then as farce.
This is the farce version of the French Revolution.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:36 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:36 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: fly at July 27, 2020 10:36 AM (2M/TV)
Posted by: Augustine at July 27, 2020 10:32 AM (BDZWU)
I think I know why I have never listened to anything by Joe Rogan. I only know the name because some here talk about him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:37 AM (Kpl3J)
Who said anything about hating him? You seem only to acknowledge his positions you agree with and ignore his fringe positions. And to each his own but I also think his brand of atheism is one of the things started the destruction of America. That's one of his biggest influences over the GenZ.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:37 AM (NWEal)
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I wouldn't say Rogan is conservative, or even right-libertarian, but he's stopped drinking the Left Coast Kool-Aid. Cancel culture is a lethal toxin to his profession, and he's realized it. I've seen some of his YouTube posted interviews; he invites a wide spectrum of guests, and they talk about everything. Like Tim Pool, he is slowly edging up to reason, instead of bolting towards it.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:37 AM (W+kMI)
and don't indicate any serious study of political philosophy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
So an average American
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Yep, most Americans do not see the connection between the hard push for social liberal policies and the complete regulation of your life (i.e., mask order). They just want to be left alone and are also willing to leave others alone to be whatever they want. But the hard core left doesn't want to be left alone - they want you to celebrate their lifestyle.
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:37 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 10:37 AM (XTyi0)
Posted by: fly at July 27, 2020 10:36 AM (2M/TV)
Just wait.
Posted by: Governor Coonman at July 27, 2020 10:38 AM (dLLD6)
Of course a Trump sign is an invitation to arson and a sticker gets your car keyed.
But still
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 27, 2020 10:25 AM (PCcso)
No biden signs here, either.
I have seen bumper stickers recently, for Yang, Liewatha, and an old one for obama.
Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:38 AM (Rbu5d)
Yep average American that has millions of average American fans. And why he is hated by some on the right baffles me.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:38 AM (WIi/7)
MiniPub unairport RRWNA, rename "Alexandria North Airport."
Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 10:38 AM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:31 AM (WIi/7)
At this point, I'm willing to work with anyone that still believes in liberty.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:39 AM (J+mig)
REAGAN Washington National Airport has always been in Alexandria Virginia.
DC does not have a commercial airport. There is always Bolling AFB in DC, but not a common destination.
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 27, 2020 10:39 AM (fMhOl)
Posted by: fly at July 27, 2020 10:36 AM (2M/TV)
Thanks !
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:39 AM (Jx5Qs)
https://tinyurl.com/yyn8gjjq
You have to read deep into the article to get to the WaPo Op-Ed by NAACP head, decrying the appearance of white performance theater that is not substantively helping the cause. Referring to Wall of White Moms and Naked Athena.
Black activists across the country are saying that antifa and their pale face friends are NOT helping.
Other than tanks in the street, this is the only way this shit will stop.
Posted by: kallisto at July 27, 2020 10:39 AM (DJFLF)
Republicans should stick Baghdad Bob on campaign commercials with Lori Lightfoot and Biden talking. Nadler too.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2020 10:39 AM (EYn9P)
Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2020 10:40 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:40 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
can you be a little more blunt? having a hard time picking up what you're putting down...
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Cannibal Bob's POV is very common here in Ohio outside of big cities and college towns. I wouldn't dare of trespassing on a Butler County or Warren County farm yard to steal the Trump sign or try my hand at vandalism. Besides, I'd rather just pull up and buy a few roasting ears or zuchinni.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:40 AM (W+kMI)
Their name is forever linked in my mind with In Living Color's OLD TRAIN and Don Cornelius trying to say their name: Five Young Carnivals!...Fine One Mammal.!..
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2020 10:41 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2020 10:26 AM (qlFIA)
Being on Twitter is like voluntarily moving to live in North Korea.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM
North Korea ain't so bad, man!
Posted by: Dennis Rodman at July 27, 2020 10:41 AM (Of/Uk)
Abbott will require all bars close down ... but he will not enforce it directly ... not until said bar decides to re-up their liquor license.
Abbott will say all schools should open ... but then do nothing when schools refuse to open.
In fairness to Abbott, I don't know that the TX governor has the authority to enforce any of those things. He says shit and people do because they're sheep...not because he has the (legal) power. Sadly, a herd of sheep going one way can make it difficult to go the other.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 27, 2020 10:41 AM (Zp/Sa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 10:42 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob"
Last election cycle someone pulled down my Trump signs. They were at the edge of the property. Next one, I used a ladder and put it higher up on the tree- which was great, because you could see it better from the road. I then spent a few nights out with my GSD ~ 60 meters away. Did I mention my dogs brothers and sisters help clear the wire at Bagram?
Yep, they came back and stood around for awhile. I then yelled and asked them if they thought they could outrun the dog...
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 10:42 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:42 AM (WIi/7)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 27, 2020 10:42 AM (H3MF8)
https://tinyurl.com/y4w6zgs8
Posted by: MikeM at July 27, 2020 10:43 AM (Xw/Ue)
But in application there seems to be plenty of public people with a leftist bent that just see it as a tool for swaying people towards centralized control of a different sort.
And yes, I concede the same can be said for many public "conservatives".
Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2020 10:43 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:43 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020
*
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Texas does not have state income tax. Rogan recently got a payment of $100 million (so I've heard), and doesn't want to give $12 million to 12.3% tax CA.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 10:43 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:31 AM (Jx5Qs)
There's someone in our neighborhood who has a big flagpole out front with an American flag with floodlights on it.
Some time after 2008, we noticed the flag was flying at half-staff. I thought maybe something was wrong with the mechanism and it was stuck there. But then after 2016, it was back up at the top of the pole.
I think someone is trying to send a message.
Posted by: Emmie at July 27, 2020 10:45 AM (+ljgK)
Some time after 2008, we noticed the flag was flying at half-staff. I thought maybe something was wrong with the mechanism and it was stuck there. But then after 2016, it was back up at the top of the pole.
I think someone is trying to send a message.
Posted by: Emmie at July 27, 2020 10:45 AM (+ljgK)
He should've flown it upside down.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)
When I grow up, I want to be retired. And taking a nap. Also know as the "slumber after day drinking before night drinking".
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at July 27, 2020 10:46 AM (ZTZBG)
All that seems to be hampered by the left's current tantrum.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:29 AM
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And that's why I am not too worried about Trump getting reelected.
He collected 20 MILLION $$$ in less than 4 hours from over 300,000 individual donors during his virtual campaign rally last week.
That's a record.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2020 10:46 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Emmie at July 27, 2020 10:46 AM (+ljgK)
I like Pool and listen to his podcasts TimCastIRL
Rogans podcasts seem to go on too long
I feel like Im listening to Joey Tribiani from Friends
Posted by: McCool at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (Izjjo)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas
Because it is so rarely used, no one is sure just what emergency powers a governor has and for how long.
It used to be understood that the emergency powers were for thirty days. That gave the legislature time to convene, get a rudimentary understanding, and then legislate laws to deal with the emergency.
Now, with legislatures abdicating their powers...
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (OZZ16)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020
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Texas does not have state income tax. Rogan recently got a payment of $100 million (so I've heard), and doesn't want to give $12 million to 12.3% tax CA.
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CA is trying to shove any successful American citizen who isn't woke out the door. Yeah, that'll improve things...
Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (W+kMI)
He collected 20 MILLION $$$ in less than 4 hours from over 300,000 individual donors during his virtual campaign rally last week.
That's a record.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2020 10:46 AM (JUOKG)
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And Joe Biden had 19 viewers on an important speech the same week.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (LvTSG)
https://tinyurl.com/y4w6zgs8
Posted by: MikeM
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Thank you! I needed a bit of levity this morning.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (6WCwE)
Yep, they came back and stood around for awhile. I then yelled and asked them if they thought they could outrun the dog...
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 10:42 AM (VpIIl)
Excellent Marcus. I got a big palm if that happens. I'lll pay a guy to trim the fronds and nail that fucker up there if I have to.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (Jx5Qs)
MARK LEVIN CONDEMNS 'CLEAR CONFLICT' OF WASHINGTON POST CEO ALSO SERVING AS CHAIRMAN OF REAGAN FOUNDATION: "'And it also explains why the Washington Post ran a story about the Reagan Library objecting to President Trump's use of the Reagan name for fundraising -- that means Fred Ryan objected,' ostensibly referring to an opinion piece published by the Washington Post on Saturday, titled, 'Reagan Foundation to Trump, RNC: Quit raising money off Ronald Reagan's legacy.'"
Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (an7Mv)
A relative really liked Ron Paul in 2008 and voted for commie Obama.
Posted by: Emmie at July 27, 2020 10:46 AM (+ljgK)
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Anarcho-capitalism is a form of stateless utopianism.
Communism is a form of stateless utopianism.
It's really not a huge jump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (VpIIl)
Saw that. Is everything named after Reagan a cuck organization now?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (W+kMI)
They'll just pass an excise tax on people over a certain income level who try to leave the state.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (NWiLs)
Texas does not have state income tax. Rogan recently got a payment of $100 million (so I've heard), and doesn't want to give $12 million to 12.3% tax CA.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 10:43 AM
He didn't build that, he needs to pay his fair share, he'll still have plenty/too much money afterwards, etc.
Posted by: Tired Lefty Talking Points, mindlessly repeated at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (V5Y5S)
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (zr5Kq)
I think people who are significantly overweight have problems recovering from just about everything. I knew someone who was very overweight and spent a few weeks in the hospital recovering from a routine gall bladder surgery.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 27, 2020
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The only person I have known who actually caught WuFlu and died from it (one person!) was well over 60 and well over her proper body weight for her height.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (rpbg1)
15 of whom were probably meme makers hoping to get a head start on the next gaffe.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Beelzebubba at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (17+9D)
Posted by: Emmie at July 27, 2020 10:46 AM (+ljgK)
That's the power of the press. Get a man with no history, hype him as the greatest thing since sliced bread, and have him read empty generalities in a commanding tone. A weak mind fills in the blanks, projecting its hopes and dreams into that void.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (WIi/7)
https://tinyurl.com/y4w6zgs8
Posted by: MikeM
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Thank you! I needed a bit of levity this morning.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (6WCwE)
Don't we all?
Stupid people. Tire iron. Some assembly required.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (VpIIl)
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Not indicative or anything, but Dolley and I visited San Francisco a couple of years ago and the city hall had the Gadsden Flag flying in its array of flags out front. I was surprised and amused.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (LvTSG)
Saw that. Is everything named after Reagan a cuck organization now?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)
SEE ALSO: Lincoln Project
Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (Rbu5d)
https://tinyurl.com/y4w6zgs8
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Roughing up and arrest of land whale karens and simp soy boys does bring a smile to my face.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 10:42 AM (VpIIl)
Hmm.
Need to start a Toynbee tile series for Trump's 2020 run:
"Tonybee Idea Run Orange Man For Re-Elect, Resurrect MAGA Constituency In Kubrick Film Entitled 'COVFEFE ETERNITY.'"
Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (ZS9TG)
More likely it's someone who has no idea what BLM is really all about which would be most people.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)
Saw that. Is everything named after Reagan a cuck organization now?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)
SEE ALSO: Lincoln Project
Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (Rbu5d)
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The Trump Project, formed in 2025, is gonna be full communist by 2026.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (LvTSG)
This past week, they had "Even Moses wore a mask. Exodus 37 38"
Haven't looked it up yet, but don't care enough to spend the time.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
More likely it's someone who has no idea what BLM is really all about which would be most people.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)
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"It's not an organization with stated goals, it's just a sentiment about the value of black people in American."
-A whole lot of people
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:52 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 10:52 AM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (WIi/7)
I saw a sign in the neighboring county:
Pro American. Anti Trump.
Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:52 AM (Rbu5d)
MARK LEVIN CONDEMNS 'CLEAR CONFLICT' OF WASHINGTON POST CEO ALSO SERVING AS CHAIRMAN OF REAGAN FOUNDATION: "'And it also explains why the Washington Post ran a story about the Reagan Library objecting to President Trump's use of the Reagan name for fundraising -- that means Fred Ryan objected,' ostensibly referring to an opinion piece published by the Washington Post on Saturday, titled, 'Reagan Foundation to Trump, RNC: Quit raising money off Ronald Reagan's legacy.'"
Uh, History isn't Trademark, asshole.
You don't own Reagan, certainly not as much as history does.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:52 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 10:52 AM (ZS9TG)
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What did Nixon do to you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:53 AM (LvTSG)
We shouldn't be even 1% of what Venezuela is.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:53 AM (NWEal)
Communism is a form of stateless utopianism.
It's really not a huge jump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (LvTSG)
And it's all rubbish. No sooner is the state abolished than every ambitious person with a following becomes a warlord.
It all hinges on a level of human perfection that can never be achieved with real people.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:53 AM (J+mig)
Even Hannibal Lecter wore a mask.
Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 10:53 AM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 10:52 AM (ZS9
But didn't both free them in their will ?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:53 AM (NWEal)
https://twitter.com/jmichaelfulton/status/
1287483411842519040
Posted by: andycanuck
Geez. I wonder where they learned that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2020 10:54 AM (+y/Ru)
https://tinyurl.com/y4w6zgs8
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Roughing up and arrest of land whale karens and simp soy boys does bring a smile to my face.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (W+kMI
I particularly like the woman who said it was a peaceful protest while wearing a helmet and body armor.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2020 10:54 AM (EYn9P)
Just so unwoke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:55 AM (LvTSG)
https://tinyurl.com/y4w6zgs8
Posted by: MikeM
LOL at first I though that was an exaggeration.
What was this, an attack by the Chubby Checkers?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:55 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:55 AM (Jx5Qs)
With sterling credentials like that...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:55 AM (oVJmc)
This past week, they had "Even Moses wore a mask. Exodus 37 38"
Haven't looked it up yet, but don't care enough to spend the time.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Presumably refers to the veil he wore when his face was glowing like a light bulb due to seeing God's back.
Posted by: Someguy at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (3mQPr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
Rogan recently had Ben Shapiro on his podcast. I know everyone here hates Ben, but it wasn't a bad listen for the most part. He introduced Rogan (and more importantly, tens of millions of listeners) to a lot of facts that we know by heart but the MFM doesn't tell people, and only really got pushback on the concept that BLM is horrible and Colin Kaepernick is an attention-seeking dunce.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:18 AM (OZZ16)
....At that the young airman, smiles. "Sir, with all due respect, I have no
stripes, I'm stationed at Thule, Greenland, it's 20 degrees below zero, and
I'm pumping s#!+ from your aircraft. Just what kind of punishment did you
have in mind? "
Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (88+cf)
I've already called that the GOP will be shaming conservatives about not living up to Obama's legacy within a year of the dog eater's death. Just like they do about commie & raper MLK to this day.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (LvTSG)
That's what they do. They're skin-walkers. They possess and kill something of value, then walk around wearing its skin, which allows them to get closer to more targets.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (J+mig)
Presumably refers to the veil he wore when his face was glowing like a light bulb due to seeing God's back.
Posted by: Someguy at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (3mQPr)
Then it seems a false narrative by the church.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)
We shouldn't be even 1% of what Venezuela is.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:53 AM (NWEal)
I just want to walk into a grocery store and not be accosted by a brainwashed soiboi employee saying "you need to put your mask on!!1!"
"I can't."
"you have to put your mask on!!1!"
"I have respiratory issues, I CANNOT. Gee, I was going to spend my money here, too. Bye!"
Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (Rbu5d)
https://tinyurl.com/y4w6zgs8
Posted by: MikeM
LOL at first I though that was an exaggeration.
What was this, an attack by the Chubby Checkers?
Posted by: Tom Servo
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If I was the police chief I'd find out who the cop was that pushed the land whale over the bike rack and give him $500 out of my own pocket.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (6WCwE)
FUN FACT: "Cronkite" is an Anglicization of the German word "Krankheit," meaning "sickness."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (g5Xlv)
Cubs still eliminated, right?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (oVJmc)
I've never heard him either. But if he's like Tim Pool, I suppose he's OK.
Tim Pool is so cute. I just want to pinch his widdle cheek. He's starting to figure out what the far-left is all about, albeit extremely slowly. He even said the fake media is fake the other day and cited a few examples about their "reporting" on federal troops protecting federal property and how they were basically just playing the Telephone Game.
Here's your cookie...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (HaL55)
It all hinges on a level of human perfection that can never be achieved with real people.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:53 AM (J+mig)
But what if we all live in an Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune?
Like all of those nice people in Libya now?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)
https://twitter.com/me_think_free/status/
1287515748814946304
Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (an7Mv)
Cubs still eliminated, right?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (oVJmc)
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The A's are tied for first place in the AL West and in the American League in general.
Coulda been worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
They knelt.
Fuck em. They're dead to me.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (LvTSG)"
I think some people, at least the honest part of them, smell an encroachment on their freedoms. They realize that's not good for their future and that of their family. Hence some, perhaps a small percentage, are realizing voting Democrat like a team sport may not be a good move. Furthermore we've also had a significant spike in pistol permits. Maybe indicative of nothing, maybe not. Who knows.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (VpIIl)
This past week, they had "Even Moses wore a mask. Exodus 37 38"
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Probably had to. All those animals in the ark probably stunk to high Heaven.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)
Haven't looked it up yet, but don't care enough to spend the time.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020
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A quick Internet search shows that 37 and 38 are all about the construction of the Ark (of the Covenant, I guess) and the Altar of Burnt Offering. Plenty of detail about measurements and hangings, and how much silver and gold was used; no mention of a mask, on Moses or anybody else.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (WIi/7)
But what if we all live in an Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune?
Like all of those nice people in Libya now?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)
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Give me rule by the whim of a watery tart throwing scimitars.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
They knelt.
Fuck em. They're dead to me.
Posted by: Sponge
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (OZZ16)
https://tinyurl.com/y4w6zgs8
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Roughing up and arrest of land whale karens and simp soy boys does bring a smile to my face.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (W+kMI
I particularly like the woman who said it was a peaceful protest while wearing a helmet and body armor.
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Yeah, 'cause PEACEFUL protest means getting strapped and packed. A placard and a club are different things.
Anyone else here getting suspicious that the "wear masks always" idea got put into the collective public consciousness to help hide the identities of all these BLM Ant-Factualism clowns?
Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (W+kMI)
https://twitter.com/me_think_free/status/
1287515748814946304
Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (an7Mv)
Shoot them.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (gmo/4)
Haven't looked it up yet, but don't care enough to spend the time.
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I just skimmed through both chapters. I didn't see anything about a mask.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (vg8iE)
He collected 20 MILLION $$$ in less than 4 hours from over 300,000 individual donors during his virtual campaign rally last week.
That's a record.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2020 10:46 AM (JUOKG)
Someone mentioned this morning that there are grumblings about the RNC, the Trump campaign and all the associated fund raisers driving people nuts with constant texts.
Well I'm one of those. I am getting six to eight texts a day from the Trump campaign telling me I've qualified for a 600% match, Don Jr. has voted me the number one Trump supporter for the next hour, etc. My email box has fifteen requests for donations from midnight until now. STOP IT. I've started putting them in my spam file, and having to dump that every day.
This looks more like a campaign that doesn't know what most of the campaign is doing and it's not a good look.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (q1l0a)
It's like the little bastard on the playground goading a kid into a fight then screaming to the teacher that the other kid started it.
Simpletons.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (EYn9P)
Haven't looked it up yet, but don't care enough to spend the time.
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I just skimmed through both chapters. I didn't see anything about a mask.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (vg8iE)
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"And so did Moses cover his mouth to sneeze."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (LvTSG)
That's what they do. They're skin-walkers. They possess and kill something of value, then walk around wearing its skin, which allows them to get closer to more targets.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (J+mig)
Wolves in sheep's clothing, something, kill the flock...
Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (Rbu5d)
"I can't."
"you have to put your mask on!!1!"
"I have respiratory issues, I CANNOT. Gee, I was going to spend my money here, too. Bye!"
Posted by: Flyover
I want to walk in wearing a Lone Ranger mask.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:00 AM (OZZ16)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 11:00 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (EYn9P)
It was probably either a welder's face-shield or one of those chambered respirators you wear while woodworking.
Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Abby Shapiro at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (CLteG)
Posted by: Someguy at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (3mQPr)
Then it seems a false narrative by the church.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)
actually it was because of the residual effects of being exposed to the intense Radiation from the Alien Spaceship that told him what to do.
Posted by: Erich von Daniken at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (Kpl3J)
Haven't looked it up yet, but don't care enough to spend the time.
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I just skimmed through both chapters. I didn't see anything about a mask.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (vg8iE)
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"And so did Moses cover his mouth to sneeze."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Yea thou Moses didst sneeze into thy crook of his arm...
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (OZZ16)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)
I'm trying to figure out if Lebron James is a clueless dupe or a willing accomplice. He went to a good high school but was surely enrolled in a jock curriculum to just pass him through. His statements on Hong Kong were borderline retarded and surely he's aware of how China treats minorities they don't like in real time.
All the evidence says willing accomplice. Fuck him.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
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Yepper.
Tuned into Cubs-Brewers game this weekend and saw Cubs had the "BLM" logo on the back of the pitchers mound so you saw it on every pitch. I turned it off.
Posted by: WisRich at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (J+mig)
Wolves in sheep's clothing, something, kill the flock...
Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (Rbu5d)
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Do they come from Skinwalker Ranch?
Posted by: Augustine at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 11:02 AM (WIi/7)
Are lamp shades consider a good mask? Asking for a friend. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (EYn9P)
If you flense someone's skull and wear their face, it's no good--the mouth-hole is still exposed.
Learned this the other day in the Safeway when I got a scolding from a stickler to mask-detail.
Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 11:02 AM (ZS9TG)
OK I watched it five times. I'm crying here.
Oh, and I hope the guy who assaulted the police officer likes prison food.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 11:02 AM (VpIIl)
"I can't."
"you have to put your mask on!!1!"
"I have respiratory issues, I CANNOT. Gee, I was going to spend my money here, too. Bye!"
Posted by: Flyover
I want to walk in wearing a Lone Ranger mask.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020
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In my case it's always some overweight worker who snaps, "You gots to wear a mask, sir!" Since the "manager" of the store is probably cut from the same lard-covered cloth, I figure asking to see a manager is pointless.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 11:02 AM (rpbg1)
Maybe indicative of nothing, maybe not. Who knows.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (VpIIl)
We won't know until the wee hours of November 4.
Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 11:02 AM (Rbu5d)
I thought it was a type of weasel??
Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 11:02 AM (an7Mv)
Posted by: rickb223
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Did anyone around him say "Yahweh bless you!"?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2020 11:02 AM (6WCwE)
Everyone just wants normalcy. I wonder if that'll actually work this time around?
Posted by: MJ at July 27, 2020 11:03 AM (gAMkn)
I thought it was a type of weasel??
Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 11:02 AM (an7Mv)
It's also a dessert topping
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2020 11:03 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: klaftern at July 27, 2020 11:03 AM (RuIsu)
Ben's good at the same thing Hannity used to be 15 years ago: talking people (especially young people) who are on or near the ideological fence into the concept that conservatives know some things and aren't bad people. You can't hit those people with strong form stuff and have it work. I know that doesn't play here on the HQ, where it's all red meat all the time, but it's a necessary thing.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 11:03 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (q1l0a)
I'm getting all of those stupid texts, and I'm deleting them as soon as I get them. Do more than just money grubbing, dammit.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 11:03 AM (Kpl3J)
grumblings about the RNC, the Trump campaign and all the associated fund
raisers driving people nuts with constant texts.
Well I'm one of those. I am getting six to eight texts a day from
the Trump campaign telling me I've qualified for a 600% match, Don Jr.
has voted me the number one Trump supporter for the next hour, etc. My
email box has fifteen requests for donations from midnight until now.
STOP IT. I've started putting them in my spam file, and having to dump
that every day.
This looks more like a campaign that doesn't know what most of the campaign is doing and it's not a good look.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (q1l0a)
As annoying as the bombardment is, that is the most effective strategy.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 27, 2020 11:04 AM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020
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Though I did have a different experience this morning. A security guard was on duty at the front door, so I pulled up the diaper and pulled it down as soon as I was in the store. When I was leaving, maskless, he was taking a break. He nodded to me and said, "Like your cologne, man."
I said, "See how well your nose works when you don't wear the stupid mask?" and he grinned.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 11:04 AM (rpbg1)
I want to walk in wearing a Lone Ranger mask.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:00 AM (OZZ16)
I've been wanting to, as well!!
Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 11:04 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020
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In my case it's always some overweight worker who snaps, "You gots to wear a mask, sir!" Since the "manager" of the store is probably cut from the same lard-covered cloth, I figure asking to see a manager is pointless.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Them: Sir! Your mask!
Me: What did the Lone Ranger wear?
Them:
Me:
Me: Exactly.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:04 AM (OZZ16)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 27, 2020 11:04 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 11:04 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune-ist at July 27, 2020 11:05 AM (an7Mv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
They knelt.
Fuck em. They're dead to me.
Posted by: Sponge
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (OZZ16)
To be fair, as a lifelong athlete and fan, ALL pro sports are dead to me.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 27, 2020 11:05 AM (CLteG)
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OMG...the texts are all day, everyday.
You make a couple small donations and you're fucked. And I really only made the couple I did in order to get the swag they were offering.
Got two highball glasses with gold shamrock on each with the word "Trump." They are pretty cool.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2020 11:06 AM (vg8iE)
Yes. This 1000 times. Ben is not there to convince you, he is there to convince the 23 year old LIV who stumbles on to his podcast by mistake.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 11:06 AM (WIi/7)
To be fair, as a lifelong athlete and fan, ALL pro sports are dead to me.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 27, 2020 11:05 AM (CLteG)
Hear hear.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)
I went back in after a year and looked and I had emails from every fucking political org possible. Paul Ryan to Ted Cruz. All asking for money.
I blame Sarah Palin, cause that's when I set the account up.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2020 11:06 AM (EYn9P)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 11:06 AM (VpIIl)
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You have to read between the lines. Just ask Pope Frankie Hollywood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2020 11:06 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 11:06 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 11:04 AM (Fc5rx)
Catherine the Great owned Slavs!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 27, 2020 11:07 AM (mWQzz)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 27, 2020 11:05 AM (CLteG)"
Same, with the exception of the NHL. For now.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 11:07 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: exdem13
Yes...I was just remembering that everyone is allowed to be out of work, and allowed to wear masks. Perfect.
Posted by: MikeM at July 27, 2020 11:07 AM (Xw/Ue)
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You have to read between the lines. Just ask Pope Frankie Hollywood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2020
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Seems to me there was some mention of incense, and that implies you might need a mask to be able to breathe amid the smoke. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 11:07 AM (rpbg1)
I'm waiting for Pope Frankie to declare that Islam is actually Christianity or something.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 11:07 AM (ZGrMX)
I dont get the Shapiro hate here either.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM
He's ultimately a GOP establishment figure, trying to act independent to maintain a larger following. He didn't like Trump prior to his election, and during his election night coverage made clear he didn't want either one to win. He shits on Trump now under the pretense of "pushing Trump right to help the conservative cause", but really is trying to hurt Trump with the Republican base.
His attempts to sabotage competitors in the conservative media/speech circuit, like Malkin and Milo, were the final nail in the coffin for me. Fuck that slimy, backstabbing little shit weasel.
Posted by: Grimaldi at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (V5Y5S)
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*sniff*
I thought I was the number one Trump supporter!!!
*sniff*
Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Marcus T
I walked up to the customer service desk at Wal Mart and asked if the had toilet paper. The lady apologized and said they were out.
That was a long walk back to the bathroom with my pants around my ankles.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (OZZ16)
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I use the same technique for constitutional interpretation.
Posted by: The Honorable Chief Justice John Roberts at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)
Michael Myers has better theme music than most people.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:00 AM (OZZ16)
Luchador mak.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (WIi/7)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (WIi/7)
Same, with the exception of the NHL. For now.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 11:07 AM (VpIIl)
Season starts next week. We'll see if they alienate me then.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (s7kN8)
All the evidence says willing accomplice. Fuck him.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (y7DUB)
LeBron participated in a home remodeling show( the one with Nicole Curtis, who is nutty and has had all kinds of legal problems, from suing for custody from her kid's dad, to suing her mother, to constant legal battles over not getting permits, etc.) He was donating time and money to remodel a run down house in the hood in Cleveland . He had no idea how to use a hammer. Great big guy who couldn't pull down a piece of drywall.
I was shocked to see his wife looking like a normal middle age woman , I figured he would be married to some flygirl or NBA dancer. Those are probably tucked away in different cities, but his wife actually could do more on the remodel than he could.
He's not bright, nor is he educated. He transferred in HS to a basketball focused HS and went straight into the NBA. I doubt he can read and write ahead of a fourth grader.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2020 11:09 AM (q1l0a)
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OMG...the texts are all day, everyday.
That's why you give them a burner email addy instead of your actual.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2020 11:10 AM (bETih)
He's not bright, nor is he educated. He transferred in HS to a basketball focused HS and went straight into the NBA. I doubt he can read and write ahead of a fourth grader.
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He must have married her because he's stupid and needs someone to manage everything.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2020 11:10 AM (vg8iE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 27, 2020 11:10 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (WIi/7)
419 As soon as you make 1 political donation 1000 others get your info and start begging for money. Same with charities.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (WIi/7)
You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 27, 2020 11:10 AM (JKNZq)
the second thing
it's actually hilarious
Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 27, 2020 11:11 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Anachronda at July 27, 2020 11:11 AM (sGtp+)
Nicole *is* pretty nutty, but the legal battles on permits stem mostly from black Democrats who decided that her raising home values in Minneapolis and Detroit was racist gentrification.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 11:11 AM (ZGrMX)
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Perhaps it was just a veiled reference.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 11:11 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020
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I never saw that one on the 40-question test you can take at AA. (It only takes 3 yeses to confirm what you are. I answered 27.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 11:12 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2020 11:12 AM (axyOa)
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Perhaps it was just a veiled reference.
Posted by: Muldoon
ISWYDT
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:12 AM (OZZ16)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:12 AM (OZZ16)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:00 AM (OZZ16)
Luchador mak.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (qyH+l)
I have a Rorschach mask, the black spots even change shape. I might just wear that out to the store
Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2020 11:13 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2020 11:12 AM (axyOa
What about his brother Top?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2020 11:13 AM (EYn9P)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2020 11:10 AM (vg8iE)
They dated in HS and have been a couple ever since....I give him credit for not having been married six times by now.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2020 11:13 AM (q1l0a)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 11:14 AM (rpbg1)
Kurt Schlichter called out the NRCC on Twitter about this garbage and they're *fighting him*. When he said the same thing a week ago to Brad Parscale, Brad thanked him and said he'd make sure the Trump campaign would stop doing it (which they appear to have).
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 11:14 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 11:14 AM (XTyi0)
Joel Beall@JoelMBeall
Playing 20 minutes away from where George Floyd was killed by police officers, Richy Werenski has been wearing a Blue Lives Matter band this week at the 3M Open
Posted by: The Honorable Chief Justice John Roberts at July 27, 2020 11:15 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: rickb223
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Sanitizer of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
Posted by: stumck at July 27, 2020 11:16 AM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2020 11:16 AM (gmo/4)
I'm out.
Posted by: DanMan at July 27, 2020 11:16 AM (RusNE)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2020 11:10 AM (vg8iE)
They dated in HS and have been a couple ever since....I give him credit for not having been married six times by now.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2020 11:13 AM (q1l0a)
Lebron has managed his career effectively probably because he delegates things to his agent. I think where things went sideways for him was believing in Gaylord's horseshit. I think Dwayne Wade and he were a tag team of talented retards in that regard.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2020 11:17 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: amy schumer at July 27, 2020 11:17 AM (an7Mv)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 27, 2020 11:39 AM (AiZBA)
It's Hobo Hunting Week here at the HQ! Example 1 of the Hobo in its natural state.
Is this one good eatin'? There's only one way to find out!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2020 11:40 AM (pNxlR)
Nood. Or remain here in the Willow Wallow. You're big kids - decide for yourselves.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2020 11:41 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (J+mig)
Yep. She's smart, but weak-minded.
She's lived her whole life enjoying the blessings of conservatism, including homeschooling her children, and she's a proud leftist.
Posted by: Emmie at July 27, 2020 11:47 AM (+ljgK)
That is beautiful painting of a non-white non-cis gardener/day laborer (or malnourished laborette) shortly before getting trampled by a crazed throng of Antifa running headlong from the devastation of a minor wiring mishap on a homemade soy-based weapon of mass destruction?
AMIRITE??
Posted by: A Citizen at July 27, 2020 12:22 PM (MkuC5)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 28, 2020 12:53 AM (FLiOE)
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