Mid-Morning Art Thread

Caillebautte The Nap.jpg

The Nap
Gustave Caillebotte

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 relaxing

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 09:30 AM (LvTSG)

2 *hic*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2020 09:30 AM (wPVhA)

3 I call it 'The Democrats."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 09:30 AM (oVJmc)

4 Knap?

Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 09:30 AM (X/Pw5)

5 Just a peaceful Portland protester taking a break from saving the world from the privileged.
- NY Times

Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 09:31 AM (sX1BW)

6 Dead body in the street died of the 'Rona after attending church.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2020 09:31 AM (+y/Ru)

7 You cant drink all day...

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 27, 2020 09:31 AM (JFO2v)

8 It isn't day drinking if you don't start early.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 27, 2020 09:32 AM (U2p+3)

9 To be ticketed for manspreading...

Posted by: Parker at July 27, 2020 09:32 AM (zV/fi)

10 A luxurious nap!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:32 AM (rpbg1)

11 Are those high heels?

Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 09:32 AM (sX1BW)

12 Nifty kicks.

Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 09:32 AM (X/Pw5)

13
"That hat is not an acceptable mask!!" - Mme. Karen

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2020 09:32 AM (mht8P)

14 Juan Valdez when the cameras leave.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2020 09:32 AM (wPVhA)

15 Is this a scene from a French park? The pathway above him doesn't look like a natural trail in a forest.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:33 AM (rpbg1)

16 Are those high heels?
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020


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Looks like it . . . but the napper looks male (or awfully flat-chested).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:34 AM (rpbg1)

17 Gustave Caillebotte painted one of my favorite paintings of all time. Wonder if that's the same dude taking a nap as the one in Rainy Day in Paris...nah

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:35 AM (zr5Kq)

18 Looks like Gustave can't paint hands. Or feet. Or faces.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 09:35 AM (ZLI7S)

19 Is this a scene from a French park?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:33 AM (rpbg1)

It ain't a rainforest...ants would've eaten him.

Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 09:35 AM (X/Pw5)

20 Why is he wearing pumps?

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2020 09:35 AM (RU4sa)

21 Question 1: why is the shadow to the man's left so dark compared to the other shadows?
Question 2: what's up with the shadow between his legs? Or did he drink 5 jugs of ripple, and that's no shadow?

Posted by: pincorrect at July 27, 2020 09:36 AM (3LmBI)

22
Just outside the frame: German Panzers rolling down the tree-lined road.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2020 09:36 AM (mht8P)

23 Now: Siesta
Later: Fiesta

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2020 09:36 AM (hYcqw)

24 Why is he wearing pumps?

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2020 09:35 AM (RU4sa)

Sensible shoes?

Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 09:37 AM (X/Pw5)

25 Looks like Gustave can't paint hands. Or feet. Or faces.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 09:35 AM (ZLI7S)


he could paint everything


https://tinyurl.com/ybdl7g3x

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:37 AM (zr5Kq)

26 Why is he wearing pumps?
Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2020 09:35 AM (RU4sa)


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Slingbacks come off when he's jogging.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2020 09:37 AM (wPVhA)

27 Why is he wearing pumps?
Posted by: SMH



Because he's a she.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 09:37 AM (OZZ16)

28 21 Question 1: why is the shadow to the man's left so dark compared to the other shadows?
Question 2: what's up with the shadow between his legs? Or did he drink 5 jugs of ripple, and that's no shadow?

Posted by: pincorrect at July 27, 2020 09:36 AM (3LmBI)

He's lying on a mat or something.

Posted by: Someguy at July 27, 2020 09:37 AM (3mQPr)

29 His feet splayed out like that mean he was never an athlete. His right leg is that of a fat man, his left is not.

There is no room for his head between the body and the tree, the hat is hiding it but the proportions are wrong.

Too much wrong with this one.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 09:37 AM (gd9RK)

30 Why is he wearing pumps?

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2020 09:35 AM (RU4sa)

Sensible shoes?
Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 09:37 AM (X/Pw5)

that is what I first thought, but then realized that he is napping on some kind of cloth, shawl maybe ? and that is just a shadow.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:38 AM (zr5Kq)

31 He's lying on a mat or something.

Posted by: Someguy at July 27, 2020 09:37 AM (3mQPr)

yoga mat

Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 09:38 AM (X/Pw5)

32 Soon to be pepper sprayed by frog karen.

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2020 09:39 AM (gmo/4)

33 Because he's a she.

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Perhaps in France, this is a common way for a woman to sleep in a public park.

Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 09:39 AM (sX1BW)

34 His feet splayed out like that mean he was never an athlete. His right leg is that of a fat man, his left is not.





Prosthetic

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:39 AM (zr5Kq)

35 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

36 Question 1: why is the shadow to the man's left so dark compared to the other shadows?
Question 2: what's up with the shadow between his legs? Or did he drink 5 jugs of ripple, and that's no shadow?
Posted by: pincorrect at July 27, 2020


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1) is just the darkening of the blanket. It seems to be getting darker as it proceeds from the lower edge by his feet upward, so maybe it's very dirty -- or the colors just shade like that (answer to your No. 2).

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:40 AM (rpbg1)

37 Manspreading.

Not approved.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

38 Nicely distanced

Posted by: FrodoB-
Trying again at July 27, 2020 09:41 AM (dQF3z)

39 2 to 1, he's sporting a pair of crotchless panties under his jeans

Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2020 09:41 AM (JgrP5)

40 39 2 to 1, he's sporting a pair of crotchless panties under his jeans
Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2020 09:41 AM (JgrP5)

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Well, if he's wearing heels...

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2020 09:42 AM (RU4sa)

41 Art, taking the day off.

Posted by: mindful webworker
at July 27, 2020 09:43 AM (cHQtB)

42 The park represents nature with all of its privations and primordial terrors. The path is a metaphor for the security of civilization, but it requires a choice to be made in terms of direction as well as the rigors of an arduous journey ahead. The guy with the hat on his face is the gardener taking his lunch break.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 27, 2020 09:43 AM (wPVhA)

43 If it weren't for the pumps, I'd say this is a gardener taking a midday break from pruning his employer's gardens, which is where this is set. Even the straw hat is unisex. But those shoes suggest, well, I dunno what.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:43 AM (rpbg1)

44 Gustave should wander around LA freeways. Plenty of people taking naps under trees, bushes, shopping carts...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (WEBkv)

45 After a hard day of community organizing.
passed out after too much weed.

This is the story of Obama

Posted by: Priapism at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (2cfUo)

46 Andre was drinking too much at the cafe last night...

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (kgUrq)

47
But those shoes suggest, well, I dunno what.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:43 AM (rpbg1)


Relaxing after a hard night's looting in Portland.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (mht8P)

48

"I'll get up. But first you will..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (s2VJv)

49 His feet splayed out like that mean he was never an athlete. His right leg is that of a fat man, his left is not.

There is no room for his head between the body and the tree, the hat is hiding it but the proportions are wrong.

Too much wrong with this one.
Posted by: Bandersnatch



That's a she. The hat is a ladies' sun hat.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (OZZ16)

50 Well she sounds hideous!

Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2020 09:45 AM (Izzlo)

51
Gustave should wander around LA freeways. Plenty of people taking a dump under trees, bushes, shopping carts...

Posted by: FrodoB-
Trying again at July 27, 2020 09:45 AM (dQF3z)

52 ugh
big swing and a miss
later

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 27, 2020 09:45 AM (iTXRQ)

53 Why is he wearing pumps?
Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2020 09:35 AM (RU4sa)
+++++++++++
Well, the odds are good that he's a European man...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2020 09:45 AM (hYcqw)

54
That's a she. The hat is a ladies' sun hat.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (OZZ16)


Trans lives matter.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

55

That's a she. The hat is a ladies' sun hat.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (OZZ16)

Doesn't prove anything.

Posted by: Someguy at July 27, 2020 09:46 AM (3mQPr)

56 Absolutely not a gardener, maybe Gustave's friend. Another artist. From Barbizon. Living the simple life, painting, wearing straw hats, laying about on a hot July day.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:46 AM (zr5Kq)

57 Compared to most Gustave Caillebotte paintings this is a simple scene but pleasant. The predominant blues and greens are relaxing to view. It could be called a study in triangles since the placement of the napping figure, the grass shapes around him, and the background areas of different colors. Coincidence? Maybe.

The one discordant feature is the shoes. Looks like they, especially on the right, they are heels. Minor as it is it seems odd and disturbs the atmosphere of the image.

Posted by: JTB at July 27, 2020 09:47 AM (7EjX1)

58 That's a she. The hat is a ladies' sun hat.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM (OZZ16)


that explains why she's covering her face

Posted by: REDACTED at July 27, 2020 09:47 AM (JgrP5)

59 This makes me think of the famous Doberman and the Laser Pointer video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUNN-h0BsQM&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 09:47 AM (Kpl3J)

60 The one discordant feature is the shoes. Looks like they, especially on the right, they are heels. Minor as it is it seems odd and disturbs the atmosphere of the image.



If you embiggen it, it looks nothing like a woman's shoe.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (zr5Kq)

61 That's a she. The hat is a ladies' sun hat.


Plausible. Not the most ladylike pose. Still too much disproportion in the size of the legs and still no room for the head.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (gd9RK)

62 I've got it!

2020 ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code L03.115
Cellulitis of right lower limb

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (NWiLs)

63 That's a she. The hat is a ladies' sun hat.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020


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I've seen male gardeners (and Chinese rice paddy workers, in movies) wearing hats like that. The ribbon makes it look, on the other hand, like the sort of hat a lady mystery writer would wear on her vacation in Malta.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (rpbg1)

64 Not a tall man. Kinda stocky.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (zr5Kq)

65 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (kgUrq)

66 Needs some happy little bushes.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 27, 2020 09:49 AM (U2p+3)

67 If you embiggen it, it looks nothing like a woman's shoe.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (zr5Kq)

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You're right.

Doesn't even look like a foot.

Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2020 09:49 AM (RU4sa)

68 Manspreading is back, baby!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2020 09:49 AM (bkUtD)

69 That's a she. The hat is a ladies' sun hat.


Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 09:44 AM

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"She" needs to get a thigh master.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2020 09:49 AM (JUOKG)

70 I've got it!

2020 ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code L03.115
Cellulitis of right lower limb
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (NWiLs)


A.K.A Fat Fuck.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

71 I'd hang that in my beach house, if I had one.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 27, 2020 09:50 AM (NVYyb)

72 "He's dead, Jim."

Posted by: Lizzy at July 27, 2020 09:50 AM (bDqIh)

73 That guy is yoked up to the tree and the Zetas hid his head, loose, under the hat.

Posted by: Roland THTG at July 27, 2020 09:50 AM (88+cf)

74 >>>"She" needs to get a thigh master.



And a boob job wouldn't hurt.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 27, 2020 09:50 AM (bkUtD)

75 60 The one discordant feature is the shoes. Looks like they, especially on the right, they are heels. Minor as it is it seems odd and disturbs the atmosphere of the image.

If you embiggen it, it looks nothing like a woman's shoe.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (zr5Kq)\

Not to mention that the artist is French. The famous set of high heels that started the entire trend belonged to Louis XIV.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 09:51 AM (Kpl3J)

76 I like even though it has no boats. Primary colors and the subject is dreaming about being in a boat .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 09:51 AM (NWEal)

77 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Quiet at July 27, 2020 09:51 AM (P0MsZ)

78 Perhaps he's got short man's syndrome and wearable heels to feel more manly.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 27, 2020 09:51 AM (U2p+3)

79 If you embiggen it, it looks nothing like a woman's shoe.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:48 AM (zr5Kq)

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You're right.

Doesn't even look like a foot.
Posted by: SMH at July 27, 2020


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The one on the right, his/her left foot, looks like a high-heeled slipper that has come part way off. It still seems to have a higher heel than you'd expect in a work shoe.

They could be boots, maybe, though they don't look very much like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:51 AM (rpbg1)

80 all you haters assuming xi/xer is a male?

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2020 09:52 AM (FZYNt)

81 >>> Question 2: what's up with the shadow between his legs? Or did he drink 5 jugs of ripple, and that's no shadow?
Posted by: pincorrect at July 27, 2020 09:36 AM (3LmBI)



Those are skin flaps for flying/gliding. It can be very tiring, no wonder he needed some rest.

Posted by: Rocky at July 27, 2020 09:52 AM (l6b3d)

82 I don't know what art is but I know I have to install a fan in the bathroom today.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 27, 2020 09:52 AM (CcOog)

83 Disco boots

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 27, 2020 09:52 AM (jZ5wd)

84 60 ... "If you embiggen it, it looks nothing like a woman's shoe."

runner,
I think you are right but having the idea in my head means it still bugs me a little. Persistence of dumb, I guess.

Posted by: JTB at July 27, 2020 09:52 AM (7EjX1)

85 He is a jockey who races at the Auteuil track in Paris. It's a short track and the jockeys have to push hard with their right legs...thus the disparity in size. And he is wearing riding boots with a heel.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 27, 2020 09:53 AM (dLLD6)

86 Last week was nautical. Based only on this image, will this week be:
- angles of repose?
- sleeping people?
- parks and gardens?
- unusual footwear?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2020 09:53 AM (hYcqw)

87 37 Manspreading.

Not approved.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

It took 37 comments to get to the meat of the matter.

All y'all are slipping...


/and I remembered to de-sock from yesterday - winning!

Posted by: browndog at July 27, 2020 09:53 AM (BgMrQ)

88 And Auteuil jockeys don't need heads?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (gd9RK)

89 That's Hillary, waiting for the Call From The Basement.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (NVYyb)

90 He's dead, Jim.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (xfb67)

91
Blow me!

*that's my interpretation, and I'm sticking to it

Posted by: stumck at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (w9Wax)

92 86 Last week was nautical. Based only on this image, will this week be:
- angles of repose?
- sleeping people?
- parks and gardens?
- unusual footwear?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2020 09:53 AM (hYcqw)

Summertime naps...

Posted by: browndog at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (BgMrQ)

93 He is a jockey who races at the Auteuil track in Paris. It's a short track and the jockeys have to push hard with their right legs...thus the disparity in size. And he is wearing riding boots with a heel.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 27, 2020


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The jockey idea is a good one! Though I think the right leg looks larger because of foreshortening.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (rpbg1)

94 88 And Auteuil jockeys don't need heads?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (gd9RK)

Unnecessary weight that just slows them down.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 09:55 AM (NWiLs)

95
Crime Scene - a limerick

There once was a fellow named Faulke
Who went for a leisurely walk
Laid down for a doze
And the next thing he knows
His body's been outlined in chalk

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 09:55 AM (Fc5rx)

96 94 88 And Auteuil jockeys don't need heads?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (gd9RK)

Unnecessary weight that just slows them down.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 09:55 AM (NWiLs)

==========

The Headless Horseman found a second career as jockey.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 09:55 AM (LvTSG)

97 Shortly after waking from his refreshing nap, our friend here visited a local tavern for some light aperitif. Got hooked up with a woman, a courtesan. She invited him to Paris. He obliged. Then in the dark alley of Pigalle her unsavory friends robed him of his watch, wallet and family ring, killed him and threw his unfortunate body into the Seine.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:56 AM (zr5Kq)

98 He doesn't get that treated, they're going to have to remove the whole leg.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 09:56 AM (NWiLs)

99 It's how the pants puff out on one side because of how his legs are spread. Like Larry on Curb Your Enthusiasm where his pants bunches up in the crotch area like he had a hard on.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 09:56 AM (NWEal)

100 Milano cookies > Alyssa Milano

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

101 And Auteuil jockeys don't need heads?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 09:54 AM (gd9RK)

Well...they are French...

[and that was completely made up]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 27, 2020 09:57 AM (dLLD6)

102 101 Well...they are French...

[and that was completely made up]

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 27, 2020 09:57 AM (dLLD6)

=========

Couldn't be. I read it on the Internet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 09:57 AM (LvTSG)

103 Nap al fresco!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 27, 2020 09:58 AM (xfb67)

104 Shortly after waking from his refreshing nap, our friend here visited a local tavern for some light aperitif. Got hooked up with a woman, a courtesan. She invited him to Paris. He obliged. Then in the dark alley of Pigalle her unsavory friends robed him of his watch, wallet and family ring, killed him and threw his unfortunate body into the Seine.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:56 AM (zr5Kq)
+++++++++++
That took a dark turn.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2020 09:58 AM (hYcqw)

105 He doesn't get that treated, they're going to have to remove the whole leg.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 09:56 AM (NWiLs)



He never got to live that long..the Pigalle incident...

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:58 AM (zr5Kq)

106 Oh, zee Auteuil jockeys sing zis song
Doo da doo da
Auteuil racetrack five kilometers long
All zee doo da day

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 09:58 AM (NWiLs)

107 106 Oh, zee Auteuil jockeys sing zis song
Doo da doo da
Auteuil racetrack five kilometers long
All zee doo da day
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

slave tune - racist

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2020 10:00 AM (FZYNt)

108 If he's french, wouldn't he be a jacques-ey?

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 10:00 AM (Fc5rx)

109 the horde is having some fun today

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 27, 2020 10:00 AM (NVYyb)

110 99 It's how the pants puff out on one side because of how his legs are spread. Like Larry on Curb Your Enthusiasm where his pants bunches up in the crotch area like he had a hard on.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 09:56 AM (NWEal)

You're looking at Larry way too closely.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:01 AM (Kpl3J)

111 I like the sunshiney atmosphere. The heeled footwear just reminded me that I have to aerate my lawn.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 27, 2020 10:01 AM (MIKMs)

112 This artist has been featured at least 3 times. All three paintings completely different in style and subject.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:01 AM (NWEal)

113 110 99 It's how the pants puff out on one side because of how his legs are spread. Like Larry on Curb Your Enthusiasm where his pants bunches up in the crotch area like he had a hard on.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 09:56 AM (NWEal)

You're looking at Larry way too closely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:01 AM (Kpl3J)

========

It was the major joke of the first episode.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:01 AM (LvTSG)

114 I watch North Woods Law and they'll often put a mechanical deer decoy in a field to entice road hunters.

The reason everything is off in this drawing is that that's not a person, it's a set of clothing stuffed with straw and rodents.

The gendarmes are behind a tree waiting to catch the thief who's been accosting public nappers.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 10:02 AM (gd9RK)

115 Frame 1 of Man Getting Hit by Football by Hans Moleman

Posted by: Short Shorts at July 27, 2020 10:02 AM (O6DoG)

116 Male chauvinist display.

Posted by: Simplemind at July 27, 2020 10:02 AM (yshFD)

117 You're looking at Larry way too closely.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:01 AM (Kpl3J

If that wasn't the subject of the entire episode I'd say you'd have a point.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:02 AM (NWEal)

118 The gendarmes are behind a tree waiting to catch the thief who's been accosting public nappers.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 10:02 AM (gd9RK)
++++++++++
Public nappers >> Kid nappers

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 27, 2020 10:02 AM (hYcqw)

119 If you put your ear up to the monitor, you can hear hob-nailed boots on cobblestones as the Wehmacht is goose-stepping down the Champs-Elysees.

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2020 10:03 AM (gmo/4)

120 107 106 Oh, zee Auteuil jockeys sing zis song
Doo da doo da
Auteuil racetrack five kilometers long
All zee doo da day
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

slave tune - racist
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2020 10:00 AM (FZYNt)

killjoy, you probably don't like this one either:

"The sun shines bright in the old Kentucky home.
'Tis summer, the darkies are gay"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:03 AM (Kpl3J)

121 Garrett Foster after a hard night of protesting

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 27, 2020 10:03 AM (jZ5wd)

122 Hat-faced lazy French bastard.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:04 AM (oVJmc)

123 EMINENCE ZOD.
(It's a put on)

Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 10:04 AM (ZS9TG)

124 Joe Rogan said he is bugging out of LA for Tejas.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:04 AM (WIi/7)

125 I enjoy Caillebote's work.

And hey, how about that John Roberts! Trampling the God-given Rights of the Church, and elevating Caesar's. What a guy!

BTW, there's a protest today, downtown Indianapolis, about Herr Holcombe's unconstitutional mask edict.

Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:04 AM (Rbu5d)

126 ...when his body was found by the gendarmes, Seine was taking it half way out of Paris. Poor man's remains could not be identified, so they ended up in Paris' anatomical theater. The scene of his dissection inspired Thomas Eakins and he created his Clinic of Dr. Agnew based on it ! So this man was painted twice !!

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:05 AM (zr5Kq)

127 50
Well she sounds hideous!
Are you referring to those "Jake from State Farm" ads? The one where the wife catches the husband getting an insurance quote at 3 a.m.? She grabbed the phone, hears Jake's voice, and said "Well, she sounds hideous!", and the husband said, "Well, she's a guy, so...".
Have you noticed that they cut that whole part of the commercial out? I guess they were afraid of offending the "women" with 5 o'clock shadows and Adam's apples.

Posted by: pincorrect at July 27, 2020 10:05 AM (3LmBI)

128 You can see the same guy in Caillebotte's painting The Skiffs. I think that's what it's called.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:05 AM (NWEal)

129 Joe Rogan said he is bugging out of LA for Tejas.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:04 AM (WIi/7)


Recreational pot isn't legal in Tx. He's making a mistake. Go to Oklahoma or Colorado, Joe.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

130 Couldn't be. I read it on the Internet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield

So, it MUST be true !

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2020 10:06 AM (arJlL)

131 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I'm betting Gustave was really bored the day he painted that one.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2020 10:06 AM (axyOa)

132 Every time I ever tried to nap with a hat over my face I couldn't fall asleep because it smelled like stale sweat and Vitalis™

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 10:06 AM (Fc5rx)

133 My local gym just invited me to a presentation on structural racism by a professor named after Yasser Arafat. So glad I cancelled my membership.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 27, 2020 10:07 AM (LZ7Gl)

134 Recreational pot isn't legal in Tx. He's making a mistake. Go to Oklahoma or Colorado, Joe.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

Maybe he's going to Austin where they ignore it.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:07 AM (NWEal)

135 My local gym just invited me to a presentation on structural racism by a professor named after Yasser Arafat. So glad I cancelled my membership.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 27, 2020 10:07 AM (LZ7Gl)

joke ?

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:07 AM (zr5Kq)

136
Maybe he's going to Austin where they ignore it.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:07 AM (NWEal)


Point taken.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

137 May seem trivial but I think Rogan leaving LA for TX is a big deal. His reason isnt even really taxes. It is the un livability of Los Angeles and big cities in general. If a guy with $10s of millions of dollars cant make LA work who the fuck can?

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:08 AM (WIi/7)

138 132 Every time I ever tried to nap with a hat over my face I couldn't fall asleep because it smelled like stale sweat and Vitalis

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 10:06 AM (Fc5rx)

Where can I get a hat that smells like that? Is it expensive?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:09 AM (Jx5Qs)

139 Since last week was a nautical theme, I thought this week would be motorboats...ya know, big giant bewbs....

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2020 10:09 AM (arJlL)

140 Every time I ever tried to nap with a hat over my face I couldn't fall asleep because it smelled like stale sweat and Vitalis
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 10:06 AM (Fc5rx

Could have been worse and been Groom & Clean.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:09 AM (NWEal)

141 My local gym just invited me to a presentation on structural racism by a professor named after Yasser Arafat. So glad I cancelled my membership.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 27, 2020 10:07 AM (LZ7Gl)

joke ?
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:07 AM (zr5Kq)

Nope, true story. Satire is dead. Reality is the joke.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 27, 2020 10:09 AM (LZ7Gl)

142 >>> 124 Joe Rogan said he is bugging out of LA for Tejas.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:04 AM (WIi/7)


Texas is gonna get chock-a-block full of liberals. There needs to be a decoy state that no one cares about we could use to attract ambulant liberals. Put lots of KEEP " " WEIRD signs which seems to attract them.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2020 10:10 AM (l6b3d)

143 Maybe he's going to Austin where they ignore it.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:07 AM (NWEal)

Now that it's spreading in Oklahoma, there's too much money that the state is leaving on the table in the form of potential tax revenue. Even though I don't support it, I don't imagine it'll be illegal in Texas for too much longer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:10 AM (Kpl3J)

144 Hey...is today's art that BLM shooter after well...he missed all his shots and his intended victim didn't?

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2020 10:10 AM (qlFIA)

145 Could have been worse and been Groom & Clean.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

Brylcreem - a little dab will do ya.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2020 10:11 AM (6WCwE)

146 Maybe relax with some mini-golf in Memphis after your snooze??

https://twitter.com/jmichaelfulton/status/
1287483411842519040

Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 10:11 AM (an7Mv)

147 May seem trivial but I think Rogan leaving LA for TX is a big deal. His
reason isnt even really taxes. It is the un livability of Los Angeles
and big cities in general. If a guy with $10s of millions of dollars
cant make LA work who the fuck can?

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I think it is just taxes. Same reason Rush left NY. He is big enough now to live where he wants and where he wants is a place that has less taxes. Understandable. So he will take the great conservative things that Texas offers him (less taxes) while pushing for the liberal things that CA offers but doesn't necessarily cost him (social liberal policy).

Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:11 AM (sX1BW)

148 Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2020 10:10 AM (l6b3d)

I don't know what category Rogan falls into.

Batshit Crazy?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:11 AM (NWEal)

149 Nope, true story. Satire is dead. Reality is the joke.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 27, 2020 10:09 AM (LZ7Gl)


dude, you are harshing my mellow

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:11 AM (zr5Kq)

150 Texas is gonna get chock-a-block full of liberals. There needs to be a decoy state that no one cares about we could use to attract ambulant liberals. Put lots of KEEP " " WEIRD signs which seems to attract them.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2020 10:10 AM (l6b3d)


I nominate wyoming.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2020 10:11 AM (dNzKv)

151 He's lying on a mat or something.
Posted by: Someguy

Or, his BO killed the grass.....

Posted by: JT at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (arJlL)

152 Vitalis

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 10:06 AM (Fc5rx

Brylcream....a little dab'll do 'ya.

Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (X/Pw5)

153 Is this a scene from a French park? The pathway above him doesn't look like a natural trail in a forest.
No Prussian or German troops marching in the shade so no.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (an7Mv)

154 he has no head....

Posted by: Silent at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (CrU4U)

155 So is BLM going to riot over a WHITE guy getting killed now?

If the driver was black I have to say this would be perfect....

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (qlFIA)

156 Garrett Foster after a hard night of protesting
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 27, 2020 10:03 AM (jZ5wd)

Speaking of Garrett Foster:

https://tinyurl.com/yxdhoo5t



Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (d7/yI)

157
Now that it's spreading in Oklahoma, there's too much money that the state is leaving on the table in the form of potential tax revenue. Even though I don't support it, I don't imagine it'll be illegal in Texas for too much longer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:10 AM (Kpl3J)


I'd rather Tx legalize gambling.

If you can't test for it on the side of the road like the harassment of those that partake in an alcoholic beverage and drive a vehicle, it shouldn't be legal.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

158 Boomer nap!

Posted by: m at July 27, 2020 10:13 AM (MpUgP)

159 That hobo's supposed to be lying face down with his pants pulled down and his asscrack showing. And where's the empty bottle of Val-U-Rite that should be lying nearby? That hobo doesn't know how to hobo.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2020 10:13 AM (FtO5h)

160 A guy making s'mores at a campfire found that he had accidentally brought bitter chocolate.

He harshed his mallow.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 10:13 AM (gd9RK)

161 So what is the antifa dead/wounded count for this last glorious weekend of Social Revolution?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:13 AM (oVJmc)

162 161 So what is the antifa dead/wounded count for this last glorious weekend of Social Revolution?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:13 AM (oVJmc)

Whatever it is, it isn't high enough.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 10:14 AM (NWiLs)

163 I nominate wyoming.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2020 10:11 AM (dNzKv)

Aw, c'mon, Wyoming's my fallback for when I eventually flee CO.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2020 10:14 AM (FtO5h)

164 Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (d7/yI)

That was a fake Rick Roll thank goodness.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:14 AM (NWEal)

165 147

Rogan hates the woke shit with a passion. And he has been talking about shitty policies that allow homelessness to spread for a long time. I think the homelessness epidemic in LA is a bigger factor than taxes.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:14 AM (WIi/7)

166 A guy making s'mores at a campfire found that he had accidentally brought bitter chocolate.

He harshed his mallow.



save it for the occasional fishing/outdoorsing thread ?

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:14 AM (zr5Kq)

167 Mike Adams, UNC professor and writer, has died.

Found dead in his home, gun shot wound

https://tinyurl.com/y3wq3jp4

Posted by: McCool at July 27, 2020 10:15 AM (Izjjo)

168 > That's a she. The hat is a ladies' sun hat.

You are ignoring the fact that the dude is French.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 27, 2020 10:15 AM (unn44)

169 142 >>> 124 Joe Rogan said he is bugging out of LA for Tejas.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:04 AM (WIi/7)

Texas is gonna get chock-a-block full of liberals. There needs to be a decoy state that no one cares about we could use to attract ambulant liberals. Put lots of KEEP " " WEIRD signs which seems to attract them.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2020 10:10 AM

North Dakota, do you know what a hero is? Sometimes, someone has the power to do tremendous good for many, while losing all personally. I know I can count on you to make the right choice.

Posted by: The Talk at July 27, 2020 10:15 AM (CO3sN)

170 Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

Me too but then again my hometown Lake Charles LA would be devastated.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:15 AM (NWEal)

171 I'd rather Tx legalize gambling.

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I'd rather Texas do a lot more important things than legalize gambling - or pot for that matter.


But I don't expect Abott to lead the way on this.


Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:16 AM (sX1BW)

172 Joe Rogan is a lot more conservative then most of the Hollywood crowd* so it makes sense on a lot of levels to leave CA, but this problem of leftwingers getting fed up by the effects of leftwing policies and moving some where else and then....voting for more leftwing policies has to stop.

*Obviously he likes ADULT women judging by his infamous video at Ronda Rousey's weigh in. Amusingly the ring girl next to him had the same reaction.


Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2020 10:16 AM (qlFIA)

173 My Trump 2020 signs show up tomorrow.. You get two. Ordered the coozies too to give out. Thats ll be the third Campaign sign I have out front. Heads explode. Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:16 AM (Jx5Qs)

174 You are ignoring the fact that the dude is French.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 27, 2020 10:15 AM (unn44)

Lola

Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 10:16 AM (X/Pw5)

175 ND would be my choice except for the weather. The damn weather. Can't get around it.

I grew up in Buffalo dammit. I've paid my dues and escaped that shit.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2020 10:16 AM (FtO5h)

176 Frenchman catching some Z's.


And zose. And some of zee other zings as well! Alors!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 10:17 AM (Fc5rx)

177 > That hobo doesn't know how to hobo.

On the contrary, this might be a professional hobo -- one who's savvy enough to conceal his handle of Val-U-Rite well before passing out, lest it be seized and redistributed by the other hobos.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 27, 2020 10:17 AM (unn44)

178 If the driver was black I have to say this would be perfect....
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (qlFIA)

I'm thinking of invoking the Coulter rule here. It's been well over 24 hours and there has been no leak that the driver was a white male; thus, the Coulter rule suggests that the driver was of a politically inconvenient ethnic persuasion.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 27, 2020 10:17 AM (d7/yI)

179 25 he could paint everything
https://tinyurl.com/ybdl7g3x

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 09:37 AM (zr5Kq)

That's truly masterful.

Posted by: m at July 27, 2020 10:17 AM (MpUgP)

180 That fire at the Nantes Cathedral in France ?

Rwandan refugee arrested and facing 10 years in prison

Yay diversity ! /sarc

Posted by: McCool at July 27, 2020 10:17 AM (Izjjo)

181 Greetings reposing fappeurs.

Another day, another afternoon spent moving between storage units.

And one of the neighbors is in the hospital with the China Wu-flu. They don't think she's going to make it. She had the classic comorbitity of being about 100lbs overweight. She was a nice lady with a kewl little dog. And a conservative. She'll be missed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 27, 2020 10:17 AM (HaL55)

182 I'd rather Tx legalize gambling.

If you can't test for it on the side of the road like the harassment of those that partake in an alcoholic beverage and drive a vehicle, it shouldn't be legal.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

Texas did legalize gambling, it's just that they decided to make a State Monopoly out of it and called it The Lottery.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:17 AM (Kpl3J)

183 165 147

Rogan hates the woke shit with a passion. And he has been talking about shitty policies that allow homelessness to spread for a long time. I think the homelessness epidemic in LA is a bigger factor than taxes.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:14 AM (WIi/7)

=========

It really wouldn't surprise me to see California Democrats losing a few seats in Congress this year.

I got the impression that ballot harvesting took the GOP by surprise in 2018, and I imagine that the individual Republicans running for Congress would really like their piece of the Congressional pension pie and will actually fight for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:18 AM (LvTSG)

184 Justice Roberts is an insidious neverTrumper.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:18 AM (zr5Kq)

185 Me too but then again my hometown Lake Charles LA would be devastated.

--------

I'd be happy to leave Lake Charles with the casino traffic. Texas should focus on becoming a manufacturing state. Leave the gambling to other states. Be the state that produces so that our citizens have money to spend. If they spend some of that money elsewhere ... so be it.

Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:18 AM (sX1BW)

186 ND would be my choice except for the weather. The damn weather. Can't get around it.

I grew up in Buffalo dammit. I've paid my dues and escaped that shit.
Posted by: Guy Smiley



Nothing like guard duty on the flight line in Minot.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:18 AM (OZZ16)

187 >>My Trump 2020 signs show up tomorrow.. You get two. Ordered the coozies too to give out. Thats ll be the third Campaign sign I have out front. Heads explode. Lol.

Cruising around the harbor on Saturday night I saw three boats flying Trump flags. In Rhode Island.

I have yet to see a Biden sign, number sticker or any other indication people know he's alive and running for president.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)

188 If Rogan is pissed about the homeless, he's gonna be disappointed if he moves to Austin.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (H5knJ)

189 She'll be missed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 27, 2020 10:17 AM (HaL55)

sorry


I noticed (from stories in the media) that people who are overweight have major problems recovering wuflu.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (zr5Kq)

190 Nothing like guard duty on the flight line in Minot.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:18 AM (OZZ16)

Why not Minot?

Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (X/Pw5)

191 number? bumper

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)

192 But I don't expect Abott to lead the way on this.

Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:16 AM (sX1BW)

I would like Abbott to legalize breathing the air free and easy again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (Kpl3J)

193 Joe Rogan is a lot more conservative then most of the Hollywood crowd* so it makes sense on a lot of levels to leave CA, but this problem of leftwingers getting fed up by the effects of leftwing policies and moving some where else and then....voting for more leftwing policies has to stop.

Yeah.

He's severely conservative!

Endorsing Bernie Sanders kind of conservative.

Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2020 10:20 AM (ZfRYq)

194 Will be in the upper 90s today which for this area is unusually hot. We have a heat wave like this every couple of summers. Yet the way the local media is acting youd think it was a thousand year flood or something that was coming. Even for something as benign as weather the msm cant report without editorializing.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:20 AM (WIi/7)

195 If Rogan is pissed about the homeless, he's gonna be disappointed if he moves to Austin.
---------
So true.

Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:20 AM (sX1BW)

196 number? bumper



dumpster ?

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:20 AM (zr5Kq)

197 If Rogan is pissed about the homeless, he's gonna be disappointed if he moves to Austin.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (H5knJ)

I thought they designated some land outside the city for the homeless? Or did that fall through intentionally ?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:20 AM (NWEal)

198 187
Cruising around the harbor on Saturday night I saw three boats flying Trump flags. In Rhode Island.

I have yet to see a Biden sign, number sticker or any other indication people know he's alive and running for president.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)

=========

I long ago stopped thinking that the presence or absence of signs meant anything in terms of election results.

The key example for me was this years Democratic primary in South Carolina. I didn't see a single Biden sign in the state or even one of the most liberal cities of the state, and he won by almost 30 points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

199 I was out picking saskatoons yesterday and a couple hobos wandered by. One of them said: "whatcha pickin"? I told them and they were like, "huh, free fruit."

Then I thought to myself, stop giving away your secrets! You don't want the hobos getting into the saskatoons when you're already up against other hikers and the birds!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2020 10:21 AM (FtO5h)

200 Dude in this picture sums up late July rather nicely.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:21 AM (W+kMI)

201 He didnt say where he is moving but made it sound like a small town kind of place or buying a piece of land somewhere. He wants to be out of a big city. So doubt it is Austin.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:21 AM (WIi/7)

202 193 Joe Rogan is a lot more conservative then most of the Hollywood crowd* so it makes sense on a lot of levels to leave CA, but this problem of leftwingers getting fed up by the effects of leftwing policies and moving some where else and then....voting for more leftwing policies has to stop.

Yeah.

He's severely conservative!

Endorsing Bernie Sanders kind of conservative.
Posted by: blaster at July 27, 2020 10:20 AM (ZfRYq)

===========

I have never listened to him, but if I had to guess, I'd say that he's along the lines of the kind of person who flips between libertarian and communist with ease.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

203 Currently on vacation near Traverse City, Mi.

So this works.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 27, 2020 10:22 AM (hzSEg)

204 Nothing like guard duty on the flight line in Minot.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:18 AM (OZZ16)

Nothing to block the wind between there and the North Pole except a barbed wire fence....and it's blown down.

Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 10:22 AM (X/Pw5)

205 I would like Abbott to legalize breathing the air free and easy again.

---------
No you see, Abbott will issue an order ... just an order that he doesn't want enforced.

Abbott will require all bars close down ... but he will not enforce it directly ... not until said bar decides to re-up their liquor license.

Abbott will say all schools should open ... but then do nothing when schools refuse to open.

Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:22 AM (sX1BW)

206 I would like Abbott to legalize breathing the air free and easy again.


***

George Floyd's last words were "I can't breathe" and every leftwing politician in America wants to make sure no one can breathe either...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2020 10:23 AM (qlFIA)

207 I noticed (from stories in the media) that people who are overweight have major problems recovering wuflu.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (zr5Kq)

I think people who are significantly overweight have problems recovering from just about everything. I knew someone who was very overweight and spent a few weeks in the hospital recovering from a routine gall bladder surgery.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 27, 2020 10:24 AM (d7/yI)

208 Caillebotte's a regular Snuzanne, ain't he?!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 10:24 AM (an7Mv)

209 >>I long ago stopped thinking that the presence or absence of signs meant anything in terms of election results.

I don't think signs are a good indicator of votes but I do think they are indicative of enthusiasm.

Rhode Island is a reliably blue state. Trump will pop in for a fundraiser but he has no shot at winning the election here.

But it is surprising to see people openly supporting him and pretty much ignoring Biden altogether. It's an indication of national mood and I do find that a hell of a lot more reliable than media polls.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)

210 Rogan is a communist now? Wtf? Lol. The twitter mobs came after him and called him alt right because he said some wrong think. And he told the mob to fuck off. He is an ally for free speech which is the most important issue we are facing right now. If you think he is the enemy then you will never find any friends.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:24 AM (WIi/7)

211 Never listened to Rogan, but I fully expect he's the same kind of meathead he was on NewsRadio.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:25 AM (oVJmc)

212 I don't think signs are a good indicator of votes but I do think they are indicative of enthusiasm.

------------

Will attest to this. Beto signs were everywhere. And he did have a lot of enthusiasm. Enthusiasm that will hopefully be lacking this year. While he ultimately lost, he did help push a Democrat wave in 2018.

Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:25 AM (sX1BW)

213 I haven't seen a single biden sign or sticker either.

Of course a Trump sign is an invitation to arson and a sticker gets your car keyed.

But still

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 27, 2020 10:25 AM (PCcso)

214
@epochtimes

The #CCP regime announced that the 3rd peak of this year's #Flooding season has arrived in the upstream region of #YangtzeRiver, while the 2nd peak reached the midstream area.

Roughly 459 million people live in the Yangtze River drainage basin.




Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at July 27, 2020 10:26 AM (1Dmt5)

215 Unfortunate foot size.


Boo Monday.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 10:26 AM (XTyi0)

216 Rogan's latest issue is he got in trouble with the Twatterati was for not supporting tranny surgery for kids.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2020 10:26 AM (qlFIA)

217 He wants to be out of a big city. So doubt it is Austin.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:21 AM (WIi/7)

Austin is not a big city to someone who is from Los Angeles.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:26 AM (NWEal)

218 211 Never listened to Rogan, but I fully expect he's the same kind of meathead he was on NewsRadio.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:25 AM (oVJmc)
===

He says that about himself all the time. He took a DNA test a few years back and apparently he has some neanderthal DNA and he didn't shut up about it for months.

Posted by: Augustine at July 27, 2020 10:27 AM (BDZWU)

219 You could not pay me enough to put a Trump sign in my yard or a sticker on my car. I like my car and home un-torched. So lack of Trump signs means nothing for me. Funny enough where I live there are no Biden signs but still a lot of Bernie signs.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:27 AM (WIi/7)

220 I think people who are significantly overweight have problems recovering from just about everything. I knew someone who was very overweight and spent a few weeks in the hospital recovering from a routine gall bladder surgery.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater



*cough cough Sent home next day after g blaader surgery cough cough*

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:27 AM (OZZ16)

221 I have never listened to him, but if I had to guess, I'd say that he's along the lines of the kind of person who flips between libertarian and communist with ease.


(a) Why trouble yourself with an opinion when you just said you don't know what you're talking about?

(ii) Libertarian is anti-communist; no one flips between them with ease.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 10:27 AM (gd9RK)

222 There's one Biden sticker on my block (purplish county, CO). He originally had a Beto sticker, then a Kamala.

Guess he bought the whole collection, got tired of scraping 'em off and eventually just waited for the dust to settle. No yard signs and no Trump signs.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM (FtO5h)

223 Rogan's latest issue is he got in trouble with the Twatterati was for not supporting tranny surgery for kids.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2020 10:26 AM (qlFIA)


Being on Twitter is like voluntarily moving to live in North Korea.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM (zr5Kq)

224 197 - My understanding of the current situation is that Abbott cleared out the homeless from highway underpasses and that some big tract is set aside, but that Austin's urban camping ordinance remains in effect.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM (H5knJ)

225 Radio host mocks Trump by claiming Seattle is peaceful, then rioters torched his apartment building.

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/
1287437468120125441

Trump Curse hits another leftie.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM (an7Mv)

226 I nominate wyoming.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 27, 2020 10:11 AM (dNzKv)
===

We don't exist.

Posted by: Wyoming at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM (BDZWU)

227 DC mayor has declared a 14 day Quarantine for anyone coming from AZ. We are flying it to Regan for NOVAMOME . Is Regan airport outside of DC?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM (Jx5Qs)

228 > The #CCP regime announced that the 3rd peak of this year's #Flooding season has arrived in the upstream region

The CCP also assures us that the Three Gorges Dam is perfectly safe, despite the fact that it has deformed enough to be measurable on satellite photos.

If I lived downstream of there, I'd be building an ark right about now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM (unn44)

229 >>211
Never listened to Rogan, but I fully expect he's the same kind of meathead he was on NewsRadio. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:25 AM (oVJmc)

Judging from the three minutes of his podcast that I managed to endure, he's highly annoying.

Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 10:29 AM (ZS9TG)

230 209 >>I long ago stopped thinking that the presence or absence of signs meant anything in terms of election results.

I don't think signs are a good indicator of votes but I do think they are indicative of enthusiasm.

Rhode Island is a reliably blue state. Trump will pop in for a fundraiser but he has no shot at winning the election here.

But it is surprising to see people openly supporting him and pretty much ignoring Biden altogether. It's an indication of national mood and I do find that a hell of a lot more reliable than media polls.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)

===========

All true.

Enthusiasm means dollars donated, time spent volunteering, and efforts to get friends to vote.

All that seems to be hampered by the left's current tantrum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:29 AM (LvTSG)

231 Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:24 AM (WIi/7)

You really don't know much about Rogan's viewpoints do you ? He ain't conservative and he ain't liberal. He's just out there.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:29 AM (NWEal)

232 Trump Curse hits another leftie.
Posted by: andycanuck



Oh it's real. And always magnificent to behold.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 10:30 AM (XTyi0)

233 Heh, did see today in the news that Chris Wallace wants a big interview with Biden like he did with Trump. (The interview, however fierce, was a big win for Wallace and Fox News.) Biden's people have been holding him at a distance. I can't imagine why....

Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:30 AM (W+kMI)

234 221 I have never listened to him, but if I had to guess, I'd say that he's along the lines of the kind of person who flips between libertarian and communist with ease.


(a) Why trouble yourself with an opinion when you just said you don't know what you're talking about?

(ii) Libertarian is anti-communist; no one flips between them with ease.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 10:27 AM (gd9RK)

==========

You're fun.

And yes, people go from anarcho capitalist to communist pretty easily, like the girl I dated who loved Ayn Rand and considered herself a socialist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:30 AM (LvTSG)

235 Oh Wyoming is real. And it's....real.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 10:30 AM (XTyi0)

236 Will attest to this. Beto signs were everywhere. And he did have a lot of enthusiasm. Enthusiasm that will hopefully be lacking this year. While he ultimately lost, he did help push a Democrat wave in 2018.
Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:25 AM (sX1BW)

that will always be one of the weirdest campaigns ever - he managed to run a Rock Star campaign in spite of having views that were widely despised. Ted Cruz listened to his consultants and ran an idiotic and lazy campaign against him.

I will be forever gratified that Beto destroyed his political viability forever during this presidential campaign.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:31 AM (Kpl3J)

237 These days I think an American flag may be an indicator of a vote.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:31 AM (Jx5Qs)

238
Nothing like guard duty on the flight line in Minot.



Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:18 AM (OZZ16)



Nothing to block the wind between there and the North Pole except a barbed wire fence....and it's blown down.

Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 10:22 AM (X/Pw5)

Oh boo hoo zoomie. Try standing watch on a destroyer in winter blowing 40 along the GIUK Gap.

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2020 10:31 AM (gmo/4)

239 John Ossoff's wife has Chinese Beer Flu and he's got symptoms. He's waiting for his results

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 27, 2020 10:31 AM (jZ5wd)

240 You could not pay me enough to put a Trump sign in my yard or a sticker
on my car. I like my car and home un-torched. So lack of Trump signs
means nothing for me. Funny enough where I live there are no Biden signs
but still a lot of Bernie signs.
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I see more Trump signs than Biden's. Admittedly, I live in a more red area than blue. But not by that much. There is a very real cost to putting a Trump sign in your yard. There is almost no cost to putting a Biden sign in your yard. Two years ago, you would find Beto signs everywhere. So yes, I think current sign distribution between the two candidates shows a big lack enthusiasm gap. And I'd surmise that many Trump voters are going to be quiet because of the real potential cost to your livelihood. Time will tell.

Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:31 AM (sX1BW)

241 Rogan is yuuuge among GenZ. And his gives a platform for a wide range of people on his show. Jordan Peterson, Candace Owens, Peter Schiff, etc. he may not be a red meat eating conservative but he is open to being persuaded. And whether he voted like you or not this is a guy you want out there pushing the idea of free speech and fighting cancel culture. Hating him because he is not 100% pure is not a good strategy.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:31 AM (WIi/7)

242 I would say Rogan is an old school liberal with libertarian tendencies. The great thing about him is that he is open minded to all points of view and the guests he has on. Lots of young men listen to Rogan and he tends to go against the mainstream media talking points.

Posted by: Augustine at July 27, 2020 10:32 AM (BDZWU)

243 Is Regan airport outside of DC?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM (Jx5Qs)

Think it used to be the downtown airport....maybe you want Dulles?

Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 10:32 AM (X/Pw5)

244 232 Trump Curse hits another leftie.
Posted by: andycanuck


Oh it's real. And always magnificent to behold.
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It's truly amazing how many of Trump's critics and political accusers get hoist on their own petards. Makes my day every time too.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:32 AM (W+kMI)

245 My TRump sign is a fuck you to Everyone who doesn't like it.. Cars are in the garage. Cactus all over the property. Ill get cameras if I have to because fuck you and fuck you.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:33 AM (Jx5Qs)

246 Where is his AK?

Posted by: An Observation at July 27, 2020 10:33 AM (9AKnG)

247 Joe Rogan is mostly a flaccid thinking hedonist. His views are chaotic and don't indicate any serious study of political philosophy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 27, 2020 10:33 AM (dLLD6)

248 Nothing in Wyoming but cows and horses and Kanye West.

Wyoming's closed. Horse out front should have told ya.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2020 10:34 AM (FtO5h)

249 >>> (ii) Libertarian is anti-communist; no one flips between them with ease.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 10:27 AM (gd9RK)


Barely an inconvienience

Posted by: Goth Fonzie's Unreasonable Rand Fanfic at July 27, 2020 10:34 AM (l6b3d)

250 245 My TRump sign is a fuck you to Everyone who doesn't like it.. Cars are in the garage. Cactus all over the property. Ill get cameras if I have to because fuck you and fuck you.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

can you be a little more blunt? having a hard time picking up what you're putting down...

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 27, 2020 10:34 AM (FZYNt)

251 Joe Rogan is mostly a flaccid thinking hedonist. His views are chaotic and don't indicate any serious study of political philosophy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



boom

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 10:34 AM (XTyi0)

252 (ii) Libertarian is anti-communist; no one flips between them with ease.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 10:27 AM (gd9RK)

Well, there's William Weld, the 2016 Libertarian Candidate for VP, who 2 weeks before the election made a public statement encouraging all of his supporters to go vote for Hillary, since obviously voting Libertarian was a wasted vote.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:34 AM (Kpl3J)

253 Regan airport - Washington National near the Pentagon
Dulles - out in the suburbs

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2020 10:34 AM (gmo/4)

254 231

Exactly he is out there. And he gives everyones POV a platform. Which is exactly what I want from a media personality. Dont have to agree with him on everything to appreciate what he does. My point is shitting on him because he is not 100% on your side doesnt help you.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:34 AM (WIi/7)

255 I hate it when Wyoming is closed.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 10:35 AM (XTyi0)

256 237 These days I think an American flag may be an indicator of a vote.

Yep! My Betsy Ross flag shirt served as a signal to one friend I made in the neighborhood, he later told me.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2020 10:35 AM (FtO5h)

257 Joe Rogan is mostly a flaccid thinking hedonist. His views are chaotic and don't indicate any serious study of political philosophy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


So an average American

Posted by: weirdflunky at July 27, 2020 10:35 AM (jZ5wd)

258 lol. The WSJ has disabled comments on almost every article related to China. I guess they don't want their masters to be offended.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 10:35 AM (VpIIl)

259 207...
I think people who are significantly overweight have problems recovering from just about everything. I knew someone who was very overweight and spent a few weeks in the hospital recovering from a routine gall bladder surgery.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 27, 2020 10:24 AM (d7/yI)

A lot of the issues obesity shows is from the rampant inflammation in the body. My opinion (and experience) is that refined carbohydrates in the diet produces high levels of inflammation in every organ. The body is weakened, trying to fight theinflammation, and just can't fight anything else very well.

Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:35 AM (Rbu5d)

260 Posted by: BignJames at July 27, 2020 10:32 AM (X/Pw5)

Thanks.. Have tickets. Just saw address is Arlington. Will be OK. I have a mask of cheesecloth Heidis made that has LOLGF stitched on it.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:36 AM (Jx5Qs)

261 Well, there's William Weld, the 2016 Libertarian Candidate for VP



Well, that was after his drinking had gone from charming to brain damaging.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 27, 2020 10:36 AM (gd9RK)

262 Nope, true story. Satire is dead. Reality is the joke.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at July 27, 2020 10:09 AM (LZ7Gl)

History repeats, first as tragedy, then as farce.

This is the farce version of the French Revolution.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:36 AM (J+mig)

263 Joe Rogan's early stand-up was pretty funny. He did a rant on muslhams that had me rolling.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)

264 I saw Flaccid Thinking Hedonists open for Fine Young Cannibals at the Blues Fest back in ...2002.

Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:36 AM (zr5Kq)

265 Reagan National is in VA. You're good.

Posted by: fly at July 27, 2020 10:36 AM (2M/TV)

266 Lots of young men listen to Rogan and he tends to go against the mainstream media talking points.
Posted by: Augustine at July 27, 2020 10:32 AM (BDZWU)

I think I know why I have never listened to anything by Joe Rogan. I only know the name because some here talk about him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:37 AM (Kpl3J)

267 Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:31 AM (WIi/7)

Who said anything about hating him? You seem only to acknowledge his positions you agree with and ignore his fringe positions. And to each his own but I also think his brand of atheism is one of the things started the destruction of America. That's one of his biggest influences over the GenZ.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:37 AM (NWEal)

268 242 I would say Rogan is an old school liberal with libertarian tendencies. The great thing about him is that he is open minded to all points of view and the guests he has on. Lots of young men listen to Rogan and he tends to go against the mainstream media talking points.
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I wouldn't say Rogan is conservative, or even right-libertarian, but he's stopped drinking the Left Coast Kool-Aid. Cancel culture is a lethal toxin to his profession, and he's realized it. I've seen some of his YouTube posted interviews; he invites a wide spectrum of guests, and they talk about everything. Like Tim Pool, he is slowly edging up to reason, instead of bolting towards it.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:37 AM (W+kMI)

269 Joe Rogan is mostly a flaccid thinking hedonist. His views are chaotic
and don't indicate any serious study of political philosophy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo





So an average American
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Yep, most Americans do not see the connection between the hard push for social liberal policies and the complete regulation of your life (i.e., mask order). They just want to be left alone and are also willing to leave others alone to be whatever they want. But the hard core left doesn't want to be left alone - they want you to celebrate their lifestyle.

Posted by: SH at July 27, 2020 10:37 AM (sX1BW)

270 So an average American
Posted by: weirdflunky



I think CBD just described the average Earthling.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 10:37 AM (XTyi0)

271 Reagan National is in VA. You're good.

Posted by: fly at July 27, 2020 10:36 AM (2M/TV)

Just wait.

Posted by: Governor Coonman at July 27, 2020 10:38 AM (dLLD6)

272 213 I haven't seen a single biden sign or sticker either.

Of course a Trump sign is an invitation to arson and a sticker gets your car keyed.

But still
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 27, 2020 10:25 AM (PCcso)

No biden signs here, either.
I have seen bumper stickers recently, for Yang, Liewatha, and an old one for obama.

Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:38 AM (Rbu5d)

273 257

Yep average American that has millions of average American fans. And why he is hated by some on the right baffles me.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:38 AM (WIi/7)

274 "Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport" badname thoughtcrime. Slaveowner/Republican doublename.

MiniPub unairport RRWNA, rename "Alexandria North Airport."

Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 10:38 AM (ZS9TG)

275 And whether he voted like you or not this is a guy you want out there pushing the idea of free speech and fighting cancel culture. Hating him because he is not 100% pure is not a good strategy.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:31 AM (WIi/7)

At this point, I'm willing to work with anyone that still believes in liberty.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:39 AM (J+mig)

276 To Cannibal Bob,

REAGAN Washington National Airport has always been in Alexandria Virginia.

DC does not have a commercial airport. There is always Bolling AFB in DC, but not a common destination.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 27, 2020 10:39 AM (fMhOl)

277 265 Reagan National is in VA. You're good.

Posted by: fly at July 27, 2020 10:36 AM (2M/TV)

Thanks !

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:39 AM (Jx5Qs)

278 PDX protests generating cracks in the lefty coalition:

https://tinyurl.com/yyn8gjjq
You have to read deep into the article to get to the WaPo Op-Ed by NAACP head, decrying the appearance of white performance theater that is not substantively helping the cause. Referring to Wall of White Moms and Naked Athena.
Black activists across the country are saying that antifa and their pale face friends are NOT helping.
Other than tanks in the street, this is the only way this shit will stop.

Posted by: kallisto at July 27, 2020 10:39 AM (DJFLF)

279 As much as Marxocrats like to lie, gas light people and act like Captain Renault, the truth and reality hammers catch up with everyone.

Republicans should stick Baghdad Bob on campaign commercials with Lori Lightfoot and Biden talking. Nadler too.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2020 10:39 AM (EYn9P)

280 I saw something funny someone calling karens who are the mask police are now called maskholes.

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2020 10:40 AM (gmo/4)

281 Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 27, 2020 10:39 AM (fMhOl)

Thanks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:40 AM (Jx5Qs)

282 250 245 My TRump sign is a fuck you to Everyone who doesn't like it.. Cars are in the garage. Cactus all over the property. Ill get cameras if I have to because fuck you and fuck you.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

can you be a little more blunt? having a hard time picking up what you're putting down...
==========
Cannibal Bob's POV is very common here in Ohio outside of big cities and college towns. I wouldn't dare of trespassing on a Butler County or Warren County farm yard to steal the Trump sign or try my hand at vandalism. Besides, I'd rather just pull up and buy a few roasting ears or zuchinni.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:40 AM (W+kMI)

283 Fine Young Cannibals

Their name is forever linked in my mind with In Living Color's OLD TRAIN and Don Cornelius trying to say their name: Five Young Carnivals!...Fine One Mammal.!..

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 27, 2020 10:41 AM (FtO5h)

284 223 Rogan's latest issue is he got in trouble with the Twatterati was for not supporting tranny surgery for kids.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 27, 2020 10:26 AM (qlFIA)

Being on Twitter is like voluntarily moving to live in North Korea.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:28 AM

North Korea ain't so bad, man!

Posted by: Dennis Rodman at July 27, 2020 10:41 AM (Of/Uk)

285 No you see, Abbott will issue an order ... just an order that he doesn't want enforced.

Abbott will require all bars close down ... but he will not enforce it directly ... not until said bar decides to re-up their liquor license.

Abbott will say all schools should open ... but then do nothing when schools refuse to open.


In fairness to Abbott, I don't know that the TX governor has the authority to enforce any of those things. He says shit and people do because they're sheep...not because he has the (legal) power. Sadly, a herd of sheep going one way can make it difficult to go the other.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 27, 2020 10:41 AM (Zp/Sa)

286 We having a No True Scotsman Libertarian discussion here? Oh this'll be fun!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 10:42 AM (NWiLs)

287 " 245 My TRump sign is a fuck you to Everyone who doesn't like it.. Cars are in the garage. Cactus all over the property. Ill get cameras if I have to because fuck you and fuck you.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob"

Last election cycle someone pulled down my Trump signs. They were at the edge of the property. Next one, I used a ladder and put it higher up on the tree- which was great, because you could see it better from the road. I then spent a few nights out with my GSD ~ 60 meters away. Did I mention my dogs brothers and sisters help clear the wire at Bagram?

Yep, they came back and stood around for awhile. I then yelled and asked them if they thought they could outrun the dog...

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 10:42 AM (VpIIl)

288 Tim Pool is a younger version of Rogan. If you like Pool you will like Rogan and vice versa.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:42 AM (WIi/7)

289 A little mood music to go with this fine painting...

https://youtu.be/5bO5Hyiu_E8

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 27, 2020 10:42 AM (H3MF8)

290 Feel good video of the day. LAPD rough up some rioting fat people.
https://tinyurl.com/y4w6zgs8

Posted by: MikeM at July 27, 2020 10:43 AM (Xw/Ue)

291 I'll grant you that to a real libertarian communism is anathema. Yes.

But in application there seems to be plenty of public people with a leftist bent that just see it as a tool for swaying people towards centralized control of a different sort.

And yes, I concede the same can be said for many public "conservatives".

Posted by: banana Dream at July 27, 2020 10:43 AM (l6b3d)

292 I tried a palette knife painting of a cityscape yesterday. The result gave me a headache. Need to simplify. Less colors. Gees my inner schizo always shows through.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:43 AM (Jx5Qs)

293 Joe Rogan said he is bugging out of LA for Tejas.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020


*
*

Texas does not have state income tax. Rogan recently got a payment of $100 million (so I've heard), and doesn't want to give $12 million to 12.3% tax CA.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 10:43 AM (rpbg1)

294 237 These days I think an American flag may be an indicator of a vote.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:31 AM (Jx5Qs)


There's someone in our neighborhood who has a big flagpole out front with an American flag with floodlights on it.

Some time after 2008, we noticed the flag was flying at half-staff. I thought maybe something was wrong with the mechanism and it was stuck there. But then after 2016, it was back up at the top of the pole.

I think someone is trying to send a message.

Posted by: Emmie at July 27, 2020 10:45 AM (+ljgK)

295
Some time after 2008, we noticed the flag was flying at half-staff. I thought maybe something was wrong with the mechanism and it was stuck there. But then after 2016, it was back up at the top of the pole.

I think someone is trying to send a message.
Posted by: Emmie at July 27, 2020 10:45 AM (+ljgK)


He should've flown it upside down.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)

296
When I grow up, I want to be retired. And taking a nap. Also know as the "slumber after day drinking before night drinking".

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at July 27, 2020 10:46 AM (ZTZBG)

297 Enthusiasm means dollars donated, time spent volunteering, and efforts to get friends to vote.



All that seems to be hampered by the left's current tantrum.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:29 AM


---

And that's why I am not too worried about Trump getting reelected.


He collected 20 MILLION $$$ in less than 4 hours from over 300,000 individual donors during his virtual campaign rally last week.


That's a record.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2020 10:46 AM (JUOKG)

298 Libertarian vs. ommunist:

A relative really liked Ron Paul in 2008 and voted for commie Obama.

Posted by: Emmie at July 27, 2020 10:46 AM (+ljgK)

299 Tim Pool is a younger version of Rogan.

I like Pool and listen to his podcasts TimCastIRL

Rogans podcasts seem to go on too long
I feel like Im listening to Joey Tribiani from Friends

Posted by: McCool at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (Izjjo)

300 In fairness to Abbott, I don't know that the TX governor has the authority to enforce any of those things. He says shit and people do because they're sheep...not because he has the (legal) power. Sadly, a herd of sheep going one way can make it difficult to go the other.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas



Because it is so rarely used, no one is sure just what emergency powers a governor has and for how long.

It used to be understood that the emergency powers were for thirty days. That gave the legislature time to convene, get a rudimentary understanding, and then legislate laws to deal with the emergency.

Now, with legislatures abdicating their powers...

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (OZZ16)

301 293 Joe Rogan said he is bugging out of LA for Tejas.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020

*
*

Texas does not have state income tax. Rogan recently got a payment of $100 million (so I've heard), and doesn't want to give $12 million to 12.3% tax CA.
====
CA is trying to shove any successful American citizen who isn't woke out the door. Yeah, that'll improve things...

Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (W+kMI)

302 297 And that's why I am not too worried about Trump getting reelected.


He collected 20 MILLION $$$ in less than 4 hours from over 300,000 individual donors during his virtual campaign rally last week.


That's a record.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2020 10:46 AM (JUOKG)

=========

And Joe Biden had 19 viewers on an important speech the same week.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (LvTSG)

303 290 Feel good video of the day. LAPD rough up some rioting fat people.
https://tinyurl.com/y4w6zgs8
Posted by: MikeM

--

Thank you! I needed a bit of levity this morning.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (6WCwE)

304
Yep, they came back and stood around for awhile. I then yelled and asked them if they thought they could outrun the dog...

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 10:42 AM (VpIIl)

Excellent Marcus. I got a big palm if that happens. I'lll pay a guy to trim the fronds and nail that fucker up there if I have to.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (Jx5Qs)

305 Speaking of Reagan, a link at Insty's this morning is about a WaPo CEO being on the board of the Reagan Foundation and stopping PDT from using Reagan's image etc. as endorsements.

MARK LEVIN CONDEMNS 'CLEAR CONFLICT' OF WASHINGTON POST CEO ALSO SERVING AS CHAIRMAN OF REAGAN FOUNDATION: "'And it also explains why the Washington Post ran a story about the Reagan Library objecting to President Trump's use of the Reagan name for fundraising -- that means Fred Ryan objected,' ostensibly referring to an opinion piece published by the Washington Post on Saturday, titled, 'Reagan Foundation to Trump, RNC: Quit raising money off Ronald Reagan's legacy.'"

Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (an7Mv)

306 298 Libertarian vs. ommunist:

A relative really liked Ron Paul in 2008 and voted for commie Obama.
Posted by: Emmie at July 27, 2020 10:46 AM (+ljgK)

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Anarcho-capitalism is a form of stateless utopianism.

Communism is a form of stateless utopianism.

It's really not a huge jump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (LvTSG)

307 People are not only putting up flags here, but the Gadsden is also going up in many places. And this is suburban NY

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (VpIIl)

308 Speaking of Reagan, a link at Insty's this morning is about a WaPo CEO being on the board of the Reagan Foundation and stopping PDT from using Reagan's image etc. as endorsements.

Saw that. Is everything named after Reagan a cuck organization now?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)

309 CA is trying to shove any successful American citizen who isn't woke out the door. Yeah, that'll improve things...
Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (W+kMI)

They'll just pass an excise tax on people over a certain income level who try to leave the state.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (NWiLs)

310 293
Texas does not have state income tax. Rogan recently got a payment of $100 million (so I've heard), and doesn't want to give $12 million to 12.3% tax CA.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 10:43 AM

He didn't build that, he needs to pay his fair share, he'll still have plenty/too much money afterwards, etc.

Posted by: Tired Lefty Talking Points, mindlessly repeated at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (V5Y5S)

311 I noticed (from stories in the media) that people who are overweight have major problems recovering wuflu.
Posted by: runner at July 27, 2020 10:19 AM (zr5Kq)

I think people who are significantly overweight have problems recovering from just about everything. I knew someone who was very overweight and spent a few weeks in the hospital recovering from a routine gall bladder surgery.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 27, 2020


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*

The only person I have known who actually caught WuFlu and died from it (one person!) was well over 60 and well over her proper body weight for her height.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (rpbg1)

312 And Joe Biden had 19 viewers on an important speech the same week.

15 of whom were probably meme makers hoping to get a head start on the next gaffe.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (ZGrMX)

313 Oh, man, if that isn't an invitation for some Karen to come up and kick him in the nuts.

Posted by: Beelzebubba at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (17+9D)

314 A relative really liked Ron Paul in 2008 and voted for commie Obama.
Posted by: Emmie at July 27, 2020 10:46 AM (+ljgK)

That's the power of the press. Get a man with no history, hype him as the greatest thing since sliced bread, and have him read empty generalities in a commanding tone. A weak mind fills in the blanks, projecting its hopes and dreams into that void.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (J+mig)

315 On my street there is a house with both a US flag flying and a BLM sign in the yard. Never quite sure what to make of that. Maybe the flag is some kind of irony?

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (WIi/7)

316 303 290 Feel good video of the day. LAPD rough up some rioting fat people.
https://tinyurl.com/y4w6zgs8
Posted by: MikeM

--

Thank you! I needed a bit of levity this morning.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2020 10:47 AM (6WCwE)

Don't we all?

Stupid people. Tire iron. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (NWiLs)

317 307 People are not only putting up flags here, but the Gadsden is also going up in many places. And this is suburban NY
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (VpIIl)

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Not indicative or anything, but Dolley and I visited San Francisco a couple of years ago and the city hall had the Gadsden Flag flying in its array of flags out front. I was surprised and amused.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (LvTSG)

318 308 Speaking of Reagan, a link at Insty's this morning is about a WaPo CEO being on the board of the Reagan Foundation and stopping PDT from using Reagan's image etc. as endorsements.

Saw that. Is everything named after Reagan a cuck organization now?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)

SEE ALSO: Lincoln Project

Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (Rbu5d)

319 290 Feel good video of the day. LAPD rough up some rioting fat people.
https://tinyurl.com/y4w6zgs8
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Roughing up and arrest of land whale karens and simp soy boys does bring a smile to my face.

Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (W+kMI)

320 >>Yep, they came back and stood around for awhile. I then yelled and asked them if they thought they could outrun the dog...

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 10:42 AM (VpIIl)

Hmm.

Need to start a Toynbee tile series for Trump's 2020 run:
"Tonybee Idea Run Orange Man For Re-Elect, Resurrect MAGA Constituency In Kubrick Film Entitled 'COVFEFE ETERNITY.'"

Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (ZS9TG)

321 >>On my street there is a house with both a US flag flying and a BLM sign in the yard. Never quite sure what to make of that. Maybe the flag is some kind of irony?

More likely it's someone who has no idea what BLM is really all about which would be most people.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)

322 318 308 Speaking of Reagan, a link at Insty's this morning is about a WaPo CEO being on the board of the Reagan Foundation and stopping PDT from using Reagan's image etc. as endorsements.

Saw that. Is everything named after Reagan a cuck organization now?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (ZGrMX)

SEE ALSO: Lincoln Project
Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (Rbu5d)

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The Trump Project, formed in 2025, is gonna be full communist by 2026.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (LvTSG)

323 Jewish temple up the street has a sign they put sayings on each week.

This past week, they had "Even Moses wore a mask. Exodus 37 38"

Haven't looked it up yet, but don't care enough to spend the time.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

324 321 >>On my street there is a house with both a US flag flying and a BLM sign in the yard. Never quite sure what to make of that. Maybe the flag is some kind of irony?

More likely it's someone who has no idea what BLM is really all about which would be most people.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)

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"It's not an organization with stated goals, it's just a sentiment about the value of black people in American."
-A whole lot of people

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:52 AM (LvTSG)

325 IIRC, Ronald Reagan owned slaves. I know for a fact that Richard Nixon did.

Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 10:52 AM (ZS9TG)

326 315 On my street there is a house with both a US flag flying and a BLM sign in the yard. Never quite sure what to make of that. Maybe the flag is some kind of irony?
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (WIi/7)

I saw a sign in the neighboring county:
Pro American. Anti Trump.

Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:52 AM (Rbu5d)

327
MARK LEVIN CONDEMNS 'CLEAR CONFLICT' OF WASHINGTON POST CEO ALSO SERVING AS CHAIRMAN OF REAGAN FOUNDATION: "'And it also explains why the Washington Post ran a story about the Reagan Library objecting to President Trump's use of the Reagan name for fundraising -- that means Fred Ryan objected,' ostensibly referring to an opinion piece published by the Washington Post on Saturday, titled, 'Reagan Foundation to Trump, RNC: Quit raising money off Ronald Reagan's legacy.'"



Uh, History isn't Trademark, asshole.

You don't own Reagan, certainly not as much as history does.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:52 AM (oVJmc)

328 325 IIRC, Ronald Reagan owned slaves. I know for a fact that Richard Nixon did.
Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 10:52 AM (ZS9TG)

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What did Nixon do to you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:53 AM (LvTSG)

329 I just want to be able to walk into a store again and not see empty shelves of products that were easily obtained 6 months ago. From ammo to Lysol spray.

We shouldn't be even 1% of what Venezuela is.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:53 AM (NWEal)

330 Anarcho-capitalism is a form of stateless utopianism.

Communism is a form of stateless utopianism.

It's really not a huge jump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:49 AM (LvTSG)

And it's all rubbish. No sooner is the state abolished than every ambitious person with a following becomes a warlord.

It all hinges on a level of human perfection that can never be achieved with real people.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:53 AM (J+mig)

331 >>This past week, they had "Even Moses wore a mask. Exodus 37 38"

Even Hannibal Lecter wore a mask.

Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 10:53 AM (ZS9TG)

332 Ronald Reagan owned slaves. I know for a fact that Richard Nixon did.
Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 10:52 AM (ZS9

But didn't both free them in their will ?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:53 AM (NWEal)

333 Maybe relax with some mini-golf in Memphis after your snooze??

https://twitter.com/jmichaelfulton/status/
1287483411842519040
Posted by: andycanuck

Geez. I wonder where they learned that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2020 10:54 AM (+y/Ru)

334 319 290 Feel good video of the day. LAPD rough up some rioting fat people.
https://tinyurl.com/y4w6zgs8
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Roughing up and arrest of land whale karens and simp soy boys does bring a smile to my face.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (W+kMI


I particularly like the woman who said it was a peaceful protest while wearing a helmet and body armor.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2020 10:54 AM (EYn9P)

335 I found it funny that the most recent season of Outlander featured a slave who had decided to stay with his former master after given his manumission papers.

Just so unwoke.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:55 AM (LvTSG)

336 303 290 Feel good video of the day. LAPD rough up some rioting fat people.
https://tinyurl.com/y4w6zgs8
Posted by: MikeM
LOL at first I though that was an exaggeration.

What was this, an attack by the Chubby Checkers?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:55 AM (Kpl3J)

337 ALM can be All live matter or African lives matter or Aborigines live matter or......Asian live matter or.....

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 27, 2020 10:55 AM (Jx5Qs)

338 Oh, look, Fred Ryan founded Politico. Won the Walter Cronkhite Award.


With sterling credentials like that...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:55 AM (oVJmc)

339 323 Jewish temple up the street has a sign they put sayings on each week.

This past week, they had "Even Moses wore a mask. Exodus 37 38"

Haven't looked it up yet, but don't care enough to spend the time.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)

Presumably refers to the veil he wore when his face was glowing like a light bulb due to seeing God's back.

Posted by: Someguy at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (3mQPr)

340 So, looks like the 60 game baseball season is now going to be a 3 game baseball season.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (LvTSG)

341 May seem trivial but I think Rogan leaving LA for TX is a big deal. His reason isnt even really taxes. It is the un livability of Los Angeles and big cities in general. If a guy with $10s of millions of dollars cant make LA work who the fuck can?

Rogan recently had Ben Shapiro on his podcast. I know everyone here hates Ben, but it wasn't a bad listen for the most part. He introduced Rogan (and more importantly, tens of millions of listeners) to a lot of facts that we know by heart but the MFM doesn't tell people, and only really got pushback on the concept that BLM is horrible and Colin Kaepernick is an attention-seeking dunce.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (ZGrMX)

342 Nothing like guard duty on the flight line in Minot.



Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:18 AM (OZZ16)


....At that the young airman, smiles. "Sir, with all due respect, I have no
stripes, I'm stationed at Thule, Greenland, it's 20 degrees below zero, and
I'm pumping s#!+ from your aircraft. Just what kind of punishment did you
have in mind? "

Posted by: Just the Punchline at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (88+cf)

343 The Trump Project, formed in 2025, is gonna be full communist by 2026.

I've already called that the GOP will be shaming conservatives about not living up to Obama's legacy within a year of the dog eater's death. Just like they do about commie & raper MLK to this day.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (ykYG2)

344 The Trump Project, formed in 2025, is gonna be full communist by 2026.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (LvTSG)

That's what they do. They're skin-walkers. They possess and kill something of value, then walk around wearing its skin, which allows them to get closer to more targets.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (J+mig)

345
Presumably refers to the veil he wore when his face was glowing like a light bulb due to seeing God's back.
Posted by: Someguy at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (3mQPr)


Then it seems a false narrative by the church.......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

346 329 I just want to be able to walk into a store again and not see empty shelves of products that were easily obtained 6 months ago. From ammo to Lysol spray.

We shouldn't be even 1% of what Venezuela is.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 27, 2020 10:53 AM (NWEal)

I just want to walk into a grocery store and not be accosted by a brainwashed soiboi employee saying "you need to put your mask on!!1!"

"I can't."

"you have to put your mask on!!1!"

"I have respiratory issues, I CANNOT. Gee, I was going to spend my money here, too. Bye!"

Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (Rbu5d)

347 336 303 290 Feel good video of the day. LAPD rough up some rioting fat people.
https://tinyurl.com/y4w6zgs8
Posted by: MikeM
LOL at first I though that was an exaggeration.

What was this, an attack by the Chubby Checkers?
Posted by: Tom Servo

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If I was the police chief I'd find out who the cop was that pushed the land whale over the bike rack and give him $500 out of my own pocket.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (6WCwE)

348
FUN FACT: "Cronkite" is an Anglicization of the German word "Krankheit," meaning "sickness."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (g5Xlv)

349 So, looks like the 60 game baseball season is now going to be a 3 game baseball season.


Cubs still eliminated, right?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (oVJmc)

350 I think I know why I have never listened to anything by Joe Rogan. I only know the name because some here talk about him.

I've never heard him either. But if he's like Tim Pool, I suppose he's OK.
Tim Pool is so cute. I just want to pinch his widdle cheek. He's starting to figure out what the far-left is all about, albeit extremely slowly. He even said the fake media is fake the other day and cited a few examples about their "reporting" on federal troops protecting federal property and how they were basically just playing the Telephone Game.

Here's your cookie...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (HaL55)

351 And it's all rubbish. No sooner is the state abolished than every ambitious person with a following becomes a warlord.

It all hinges on a level of human perfection that can never be achieved with real people.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:53 AM (J+mig)

But what if we all live in an Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune?

Like all of those nice people in Libya now?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)

352 Fascists' lasers in action. [6-second video]

https://twitter.com/me_think_free/status/
1287515748814946304

Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (an7Mv)

353 349 So, looks like the 60 game baseball season is now going to be a 3 game baseball season.


Cubs still eliminated, right?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (oVJmc)

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The A's are tied for first place in the AL West and in the American League in general.

Coulda been worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (LvTSG)

354 So, looks like the 60 game baseball season is now going to be a 3 game baseball season.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (LvTSG)


They knelt.

Fuck em. They're dead to me.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

355 "Not indicative or anything, but Dolley and I visited San Francisco a couple of years ago and the city hall had the Gadsden Flag flying in its array of flags out front. I was surprised and amused.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (LvTSG)"

I think some people, at least the honest part of them, smell an encroachment on their freedoms. They realize that's not good for their future and that of their family. Hence some, perhaps a small percentage, are realizing voting Democrat like a team sport may not be a good move. Furthermore we've also had a significant spike in pistol permits. Maybe indicative of nothing, maybe not. Who knows.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (VpIIl)

356 Jewish temple up the street has a sign they put sayings on each week.

This past week, they had "Even Moses wore a mask. Exodus 37 38"

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Probably had to. All those animals in the ark probably stunk to high Heaven.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (+y/Ru)

357 Even Moses wore a mask. Exodus 37 38"

Haven't looked it up yet, but don't care enough to spend the time.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020


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*

A quick Internet search shows that 37 and 38 are all about the construction of the Ark (of the Covenant, I guess) and the Altar of Burnt Offering. Plenty of detail about measurements and hangings, and how much silver and gold was used; no mention of a mask, on Moses or anybody else.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (rpbg1)

358 341

I dont get the Shapiro hate here either.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (WIi/7)

359 351
But what if we all live in an Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune?

Like all of those nice people in Libya now?
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)

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Give me rule by the whim of a watery tart throwing scimitars.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (LvTSG)

360 So, looks like the 60 game baseball season is now going to be a 3 game baseball season.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (LvTSG)

They knelt.

Fuck em. They're dead to me.
Posted by: Sponge



Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (OZZ16)

361 334 319 290 Feel good video of the day. LAPD rough up some rioting fat people.
https://tinyurl.com/y4w6zgs8
=========
Roughing up and arrest of land whale karens and simp soy boys does bring a smile to my face.
Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (W+kMI


I particularly like the woman who said it was a peaceful protest while wearing a helmet and body armor.
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Yeah, 'cause PEACEFUL protest means getting strapped and packed. A placard and a club are different things.

Anyone else here getting suspicious that the "wear masks always" idea got put into the collective public consciousness to help hide the identities of all these BLM Ant-Factualism clowns?

Posted by: exdem13 at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (W+kMI)

362 Fascists' lasers in action. [6-second video]

https://twitter.com/me_think_free/status/
1287515748814946304
Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (an7Mv)


Shoot them.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)

363 Krankheit haus = hospital?

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (gmo/4)

364 This past week, they had "Even Moses wore a mask. Exodus 37 38"

Haven't looked it up yet, but don't care enough to spend the time.
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I just skimmed through both chapters. I didn't see anything about a mask.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (vg8iE)

365 297 And that's why I am not too worried about Trump getting reelected.


He collected 20 MILLION $$$ in less than 4 hours from over 300,000 individual donors during his virtual campaign rally last week.


That's a record.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 27, 2020 10:46 AM (JUOKG)

Someone mentioned this morning that there are grumblings about the RNC, the Trump campaign and all the associated fund raisers driving people nuts with constant texts.
Well I'm one of those. I am getting six to eight texts a day from the Trump campaign telling me I've qualified for a 600% match, Don Jr. has voted me the number one Trump supporter for the next hour, etc. My email box has fifteen requests for donations from midnight until now. STOP IT. I've started putting them in my spam file, and having to dump that every day.

This looks more like a campaign that doesn't know what most of the campaign is doing and it's not a good look.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (q1l0a)

366 Another favorite is when all these idiots claim 'police brutality' and then the video shows them shoving a police officer or throwing a brick at them.


It's like the little bastard on the playground goading a kid into a fight then screaming to the teacher that the other kid started it.

Simpletons.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (EYn9P)

367 364 This past week, they had "Even Moses wore a mask. Exodus 37 38"

Haven't looked it up yet, but don't care enough to spend the time.
====

I just skimmed through both chapters. I didn't see anything about a mask.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (vg8iE)

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"And so did Moses cover his mouth to sneeze."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (LvTSG)

368 344...

That's what they do. They're skin-walkers. They possess and kill something of value, then walk around wearing its skin, which allows them to get closer to more targets.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (J+mig)


Wolves in sheep's clothing, something, kill the flock...

Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (Rbu5d)

369 I just want to walk into a grocery store and not be accosted by a brainwashed soiboi employee saying "you need to put your mask on!!1!"

"I can't."

"you have to put your mask on!!1!"

"I have respiratory issues, I CANNOT. Gee, I was going to spend my money here, too. Bye!"
Posted by: Flyover



I want to walk in wearing a Lone Ranger mask.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:00 AM (OZZ16)

370 I dont get the Shapiro hate here either.


Ben is good for Ben.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 11:00 AM (oVJmc)

371 Are lamp shades consider a good mask? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (EYn9P)

372 >>no mention of a mask, on Moses or anybody else. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (rpbg1)

It was probably either a welder's face-shield or one of those chambered respirators you wear while woodworking.

Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (ZS9TG)

373 I dont get the Shapiro hate here either.
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Don't hate my large tracts of land!

Posted by: Abby Shapiro at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (vg8iE)

374 The Netflix garbage in the sidebar; you know Big Mike and Barack The Lesser are pushing this shit, right?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (CLteG)

375 Presumably refers to the veil he wore when his face was glowing like a light bulb due to seeing God's back.
Posted by: Someguy at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (3mQPr)

Then it seems a false narrative by the church.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

actually it was because of the residual effects of being exposed to the intense Radiation from the Alien Spaceship that told him what to do.

Posted by: Erich von Daniken at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (Kpl3J)

376 This past week, they had "Even Moses wore a mask. Exodus 37 38"

Haven't looked it up yet, but don't care enough to spend the time.
====

I just skimmed through both chapters. I didn't see anything about a mask.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (vg8iE)

=========

"And so did Moses cover his mouth to sneeze."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Yea thou Moses didst sneeze into thy crook of his arm...

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (OZZ16)

377 More likely it's someone who has no idea what BLM is really all about which would be most people.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 27, 2020 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)


I'm trying to figure out if Lebron James is a clueless dupe or a willing accomplice. He went to a good high school but was surely enrolled in a jock curriculum to just pass him through. His statements on Hong Kong were borderline retarded and surely he's aware of how China treats minorities they don't like in real time.

All the evidence says willing accomplice. Fuck him.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (y7DUB)

378 354 So, looks like the 60 game baseball season is now going to be a 3 game baseball season.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (LvTSG)
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Yepper.

Tuned into Cubs-Brewers game this weekend and saw Cubs had the "BLM" logo on the back of the pitchers mound so you saw it on every pitch. I turned it off.

Posted by: WisRich at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (G0vdT)

379 That's what they do. They're skin-walkers. They possess and kill something of value, then walk around wearing its skin, which allows them to get closer to more targets.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:57 AM (J+mig)


Wolves in sheep's clothing, something, kill the flock...
Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (Rbu5d)
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Do they come from Skinwalker Ranch?

Posted by: Augustine at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (BDZWU)

380 A lot of the old rules mean jack shit these days. Polls, signs, fundraising. Seems like 90s and 00s stuff that doesnt mean much in 2020. Hilary outspent Trump 3:1 in 2016. Big deal.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 11:02 AM (WIi/7)

381 >>371
Are lamp shades consider a good mask? Asking for a friend. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (EYn9P)

If you flense someone's skull and wear their face, it's no good--the mouth-hole is still exposed.
Learned this the other day in the Safeway when I got a scolding from a stickler to mask-detail.

Posted by: Zod at July 27, 2020 11:02 AM (ZS9TG)

382 "Feel good video of the day. LAPD rough up some rioting fat people."

OK I watched it five times. I'm crying here.

Oh, and I hope the guy who assaulted the police officer likes prison food.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 11:02 AM (VpIIl)

383 I just want to walk into a grocery store and not be accosted by a brainwashed soiboi employee saying "you need to put your mask on!!1!"

"I can't."

"you have to put your mask on!!1!"

"I have respiratory issues, I CANNOT. Gee, I was going to spend my money here, too. Bye!"
Posted by: Flyover

I want to walk in wearing a Lone Ranger mask.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020


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In my case it's always some overweight worker who snaps, "You gots to wear a mask, sir!" Since the "manager" of the store is probably cut from the same lard-covered cloth, I figure asking to see a manager is pointless.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 11:02 AM (rpbg1)

384 355...
Maybe indicative of nothing, maybe not. Who knows.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (VpIIl)

We won't know until the wee hours of November 4.

Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 11:02 AM (Rbu5d)

385 FUN FACT: "Cronkite" is an Anglicization of the German word "Krankheit," meaning "sickness."
I thought it was a type of weasel??

Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 11:02 AM (an7Mv)

386 Yea thou Moses didst sneeze into thy crook of his arm...
Posted by: rickb223

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Did anyone around him say "Yahweh bless you!"?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 27, 2020 11:02 AM (6WCwE)

387 You know, the 'I just want all of this shit to end' campaign by the left isn't really bad.

Everyone just wants normalcy. I wonder if that'll actually work this time around?

Posted by: MJ at July 27, 2020 11:03 AM (gAMkn)

388 385 FUN FACT: "Cronkite" is an Anglicization of the German word "Krankheit," meaning "sickness."
I thought it was a type of weasel??
Posted by: andycanuck at July 27, 2020 11:02 AM (an7Mv)

It's also a dessert topping

Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2020 11:03 AM (Izzlo)

389 Everybody is dead again. Guess I'll read a book.

Posted by: klaftern at July 27, 2020 11:03 AM (RuIsu)

390 Ben is good for Ben.

Ben's good at the same thing Hannity used to be 15 years ago: talking people (especially young people) who are on or near the ideological fence into the concept that conservatives know some things and aren't bad people. You can't hit those people with strong form stuff and have it work. I know that doesn't play here on the HQ, where it's all red meat all the time, but it's a necessary thing.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 11:03 AM (ZGrMX)

391 This looks more like a campaign that doesn't know what most of the campaign is doing and it's not a good look.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (q1l0a)

I'm getting all of those stupid texts, and I'm deleting them as soon as I get them. Do more than just money grubbing, dammit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 27, 2020 11:03 AM (Kpl3J)

392 Someone mentioned this morning that there are
grumblings about the RNC, the Trump campaign and all the associated fund
raisers driving people nuts with constant texts.

Well I'm one of those. I am getting six to eight texts a day from
the Trump campaign telling me I've qualified for a 600% match, Don Jr.
has voted me the number one Trump supporter for the next hour, etc. My
email box has fifteen requests for donations from midnight until now.
STOP IT. I've started putting them in my spam file, and having to dump
that every day.



This looks more like a campaign that doesn't know what most of the campaign is doing and it's not a good look.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2020 10:59 AM (q1l0a)

As annoying as the bombardment is, that is the most effective strategy.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 27, 2020 11:04 AM (nAiE/)

393 In my case it's always some overweight worker who snaps, "You gots to wear a mask, sir!" Since the "manager" of the store is probably cut from the same lard-covered cloth, I figure asking to see a manager is pointless.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020


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Though I did have a different experience this morning. A security guard was on duty at the front door, so I pulled up the diaper and pulled it down as soon as I was in the store. When I was leaving, maskless, he was taking a break. He nodded to me and said, "Like your cologne, man."

I said, "See how well your nose works when you don't wear the stupid mask?" and he grinned.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 11:04 AM (rpbg1)

394 369...
I want to walk in wearing a Lone Ranger mask.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:00 AM (OZZ16)

I've been wanting to, as well!!

Posted by: Flyover at July 27, 2020 11:04 AM (Rbu5d)

395 I want to walk in wearing a Lone Ranger mask.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020

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In my case it's always some overweight worker who snaps, "You gots to wear a mask, sir!" Since the "manager" of the store is probably cut from the same lard-covered cloth, I figure asking to see a manager is pointless.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius



Them: Sir! Your mask!

Me: What did the Lone Ranger wear?

Them:

Me:

Me: Exactly.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:04 AM (OZZ16)

396 Just block calls and texts you dont want.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 27, 2020 11:04 AM (nRWPy)

397 Jim Beam owned staves.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 11:04 AM (Fc5rx)

398 Look! I'm being repressed!!!

Posted by: Anarcho-Syndicalist Commune-ist at July 27, 2020 11:05 AM (an7Mv)

399 360 So, looks like the 60 game baseball season is now going to be a 3 game baseball season.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 27, 2020 10:56 AM (LvTSG)

They knelt.
Fuck em. They're dead to me.
Posted by: Sponge

Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM (OZZ16)

To be fair, as a lifelong athlete and fan, ALL pro sports are dead to me.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 27, 2020 11:05 AM (CLteG)

400 Well I'm one of those. I am getting six to eight texts a day from the Trump campaign telling me I've qualified for a 600% match, Don Jr. has voted me the number one Trump supporter for the next hour, etc. My email box has fifteen requests for donations from midnight until now. STOP IT. I've started putting them in my spam file, and having to dump that every day.
====

OMG...the texts are all day, everyday.

You make a couple small donations and you're fucked. And I really only made the couple I did in order to get the swag they were offering.

Got two highball glasses with gold shamrock on each with the word "Trump." They are pretty cool.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2020 11:06 AM (vg8iE)

401 390

Yes. This 1000 times. Ben is not there to convince you, he is there to convince the 23 year old LIV who stumbles on to his podcast by mistake.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 11:06 AM (WIi/7)

402
To be fair, as a lifelong athlete and fan, ALL pro sports are dead to me.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 27, 2020 11:05 AM (CLteG)


Hear hear.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 11:06 AM (Zz0t1)

403 I kept a garbage email account for a long time. Any donations or forms where I knew they'd sell my email used that account.

I went back in after a year and looked and I had emails from every fucking political org possible. Paul Ryan to Ted Cruz. All asking for money.

I blame Sarah Palin, cause that's when I set the account up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2020 11:06 AM (EYn9P)

404 What if I walk in wearing a mask, and only a mask. Wonder if I'll still get served?

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 11:06 AM (VpIIl)

405 no mention of a mask, on Moses or anybody else.

-
You have to read between the lines. Just ask Pope Frankie Hollywood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2020 11:06 AM (+y/Ru)

406 Michael Myers can get in the Walmart, but you can't, you maskless bastard.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 27, 2020 11:06 AM (oVJmc)

407 397 Jim Beam owned staves.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 11:04 AM (Fc5rx)


Catherine the Great owned Slavs!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 27, 2020 11:07 AM (mWQzz)

408 "To be fair, as a lifelong athlete and fan, ALL pro sports are dead to me.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 27, 2020 11:05 AM (CLteG)"

Same, with the exception of the NHL. For now.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 11:07 AM (VpIIl)

409 Anyone else here getting suspicious that the "wear masks always" idea got put into the collective public consciousness to help hide the identities of all these BLM Ant-Factualism clowns?
Posted by: exdem13
Yes...I was just remembering that everyone is allowed to be out of work, and allowed to wear masks. Perfect.

Posted by: MikeM at July 27, 2020 11:07 AM (Xw/Ue)

410 no mention of a mask, on Moses or anybody else.

-
You have to read between the lines. Just ask Pope Frankie Hollywood.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 27, 2020


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Seems to me there was some mention of incense, and that implies you might need a mask to be able to breathe amid the smoke. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 11:07 AM (rpbg1)

411 You have to read between the lines. Just ask Pope Frankie Hollywood.

I'm waiting for Pope Frankie to declare that Islam is actually Christianity or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 11:07 AM (ZGrMX)

412 358 341
I dont get the Shapiro hate here either.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 10:58 AM

He's ultimately a GOP establishment figure, trying to act independent to maintain a larger following. He didn't like Trump prior to his election, and during his election night coverage made clear he didn't want either one to win. He shits on Trump now under the pretense of "pushing Trump right to help the conservative cause", but really is trying to hurt Trump with the Republican base.

His attempts to sabotage competitors in the conservative media/speech circuit, like Malkin and Milo, were the final nail in the coffin for me. Fuck that slimy, backstabbing little shit weasel.

Posted by: Grimaldi at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (V5Y5S)

413 Well I'm one of those. I am getting six to eight texts a day from the Trump campaign telling me I've qualified for a 600% match, Don Jr. has voted me the number one Trump supporter for the next hour, etc. ***
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*sniff*

I thought I was the number one Trump supporter!!!

*sniff*

Posted by: LASue at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (Ed8Zd)

414 What if I walk in wearing a mask, and only a mask. Wonder if I'll still get served?
Posted by: Marcus T



I walked up to the customer service desk at Wal Mart and asked if the had toilet paper. The lady apologized and said they were out.

That was a long walk back to the bathroom with my pants around my ankles.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (OZZ16)

415 You have to read between the lines. Just ask Pope Frankie Hollywood.

-
I use the same technique for constitutional interpretation.

Posted by: The Honorable Chief Justice John Roberts at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)

416 Michael Myers can get in the Walmart, but you can't, you maskless bastard.

Michael Myers has better theme music than most people.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (ZGrMX)

417 AI want to walk in wearing a Lone Ranger mask.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:00 AM (OZZ16)

Luchador mak.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (qyH+l)

418 As soon as you make 1 political donation 1000 others get your info and start begging for money. Same with charities

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (WIi/7)

419 As soon as you make 1 political donation 1000 others get your info and start begging for money. Same with charities.

Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (WIi/7)

420
Same, with the exception of the NHL. For now.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 27, 2020 11:07 AM (VpIIl)


Season starts next week. We'll see if they alienate me then.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (Zz0t1)

421 So is the MLB going bye bye because of ratings revenues or because a small number of erstwhile healthy young men in their 20s test positive for a cold virus

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (s7kN8)

422 I'm trying to figure out if Lebron James is a clueless dupe or a willing accomplice. He went to a good high school but was surely enrolled in a jock curriculum to just pass him through. His statements on Hong Kong were borderline retarded and surely he's aware of how China treats minorities they don't like in real time.

All the evidence says willing accomplice. Fuck him.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2020 11:01 AM (y7DUB)

LeBron participated in a home remodeling show( the one with Nicole Curtis, who is nutty and has had all kinds of legal problems, from suing for custody from her kid's dad, to suing her mother, to constant legal battles over not getting permits, etc.) He was donating time and money to remodel a run down house in the hood in Cleveland . He had no idea how to use a hammer. Great big guy who couldn't pull down a piece of drywall.

I was shocked to see his wife looking like a normal middle age woman , I figured he would be married to some flygirl or NBA dancer. Those are probably tucked away in different cities, but his wife actually could do more on the remodel than he could.

He's not bright, nor is he educated. He transferred in HS to a basketball focused HS and went straight into the NBA. I doubt he can read and write ahead of a fourth grader.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2020 11:09 AM (q1l0a)

423 My email box has fifteen requests for donations from midnight until now. STOP IT. I've started putting them in my spam file, and having to dump that every day.
====

OMG...the texts are all day, everyday.


That's why you give them a burner email addy instead of your actual.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 27, 2020 11:10 AM (bETih)

424 I was shocked to see his wife looking like a normal middle age woman , I figured he would be married to some flygirl or NBA dancer. Those are probably tucked away in different cities, but his wife actually could do more on the remodel than he could.

He's not bright, nor is he educated. He transferred in HS to a basketball focused HS and went straight into the NBA. I doubt he can read and write ahead of a fourth grader.
=====

He must have married her because he's stupid and needs someone to manage everything.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2020 11:10 AM (vg8iE)

425 Soooo, Moses wore a mask, did he? My, but the entire world has gone mad.
#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 27, 2020 11:10 AM (HaL55)

426 418 As soon as you make 1 political donation 1000 others get your info and start begging for money. Same with charities
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (WIi/7)

419 As soon as you make 1 political donation 1000 others get your info and start begging for money. Same with charities.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (WIi/7)


You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020 11:10 AM (Zz0t1)

427 I watched Vernon Coleman on You Tube. This is an old British guy, doctor. He went into one place without a mask. he told them "I'm a homicidal killer and my psychiatrist said wearing a mask might trigger an attack. Would you like me to put one on anyway?"

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 27, 2020 11:10 AM (JKNZq)

428 421 So is the MLB going bye bye because of ratings revenues or because a small number of erstwhile healthy young men in their 20s test positive for a cold virus


the second thing

it's actually hilarious

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 27, 2020 11:11 AM (j9HX3)

429 4
Knap?

naw. there'd be more chunks of flint lying around if he was knapping.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 27, 2020 11:11 AM (sGtp+)

430 LeBron participated in a home remodeling show( the one with Nicole Curtis, who is nutty and has had all kinds of legal problems, from suing for custody from her kid's dad, to suing her mother, to constant legal battles over not getting permits, etc.)

Nicole *is* pretty nutty, but the legal battles on permits stem mostly from black Democrats who decided that her raising home values in Minneapolis and Detroit was racist gentrification.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 11:11 AM (ZGrMX)

431 Plenty of detail about measurements and hangings, and how much silver and gold was used; no mention of a mask, on Moses or anybody else.


**********

Perhaps it was just a veiled reference.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 27, 2020 11:11 AM (Fc5rx)

432 You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 27, 2020


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I never saw that one on the 40-question test you can take at AA. (It only takes 3 yeses to confirm what you are. I answered 27.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 11:12 AM (rpbg1)

433 Karl Marx is historically famous but no on ever discusses his sister Onya.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2020 11:12 AM (axyOa)

434 Plenty of detail about measurements and hangings, and how much silver and gold was used; no mention of a mask, on Moses or anybody else.


**********

Perhaps it was just a veiled reference.
Posted by: Muldoon



ISWYDT

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:12 AM (OZZ16)

435 Ape up

Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:12 AM (OZZ16)

436 417 AI want to walk in wearing a Lone Ranger mask.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 27, 2020 11:00 AM (OZZ16)

Luchador mak.
Posted by: Fox2! at July 27, 2020 11:08 AM (qyH+l)

I have a Rorschach mask, the black spots even change shape. I might just wear that out to the store

Posted by: josephistan at July 27, 2020 11:13 AM (Izzlo)

437 433 Karl Marx is historically famous but no on ever discusses his sister Onya.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 27, 2020 11:12 AM (axyOa


What about his brother Top?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 27, 2020 11:13 AM (EYn9P)

438 He must have married her because he's stupid and needs someone to manage everything.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2020 11:10 AM (vg8iE)

They dated in HS and have been a couple ever since....I give him credit for not having been married six times by now.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2020 11:13 AM (q1l0a)

439 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 27, 2020 11:14 AM (rpbg1)

440 OMG...the texts are all day, everyday.

Kurt Schlichter called out the NRCC on Twitter about this garbage and they're *fighting him*. When he said the same thing a week ago to Brad Parscale, Brad thanked him and said he'd make sure the Trump campaign would stop doing it (which they appear to have).

Posted by: Ian S. at July 27, 2020 11:14 AM (ZGrMX)

441 Sorry but I'm the #1 Trump fan. Not sorry.

Posted by: eleven at July 27, 2020 11:14 AM (XTyi0)

442 A writer for Golf Digest racist golfer!

Joel Beall@JoelMBeall
Playing 20 minutes away from where George Floyd was killed by police officers, Richy Werenski has been wearing a Blue Lives Matter band this week at the 3M Open

Posted by: The Honorable Chief Justice John Roberts at July 27, 2020 11:15 AM (+y/Ru)

443 Yea thou Moses didst sneeze into thy crook of his arm...
Posted by: rickb223

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Sanitizer of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

Posted by: stumck at July 27, 2020 11:16 AM (w9Wax)

444 MLB kneels and is disrespectful to the nation and their fans - now season is in jeopardy because of a cold virus. And people say they never see proof of God.

Posted by: Archer at July 27, 2020 11:16 AM (gmo/4)

445 saw the Astro's BLM sign over the outfield placed so every shot of the pitcher displayed it.

I'm out.

Posted by: DanMan at July 27, 2020 11:16 AM (RusNE)

446 He must have married her because he's stupid and needs someone to manage everything.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 27, 2020 11:10 AM (vg8iE)

They dated in HS and have been a couple ever since....I give him credit for not having been married six times by now.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 27, 2020 11:13 AM (q1l0a)


Lebron has managed his career effectively probably because he delegates things to his agent. I think where things went sideways for him was believing in Gaylord's horseshit. I think Dwayne Wade and he were a tag team of talented retards in that regard.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 27, 2020 11:17 AM (y7DUB)

447 You know you're an alcoholic when you repeat yourself.

Posted by: amy schumer at July 27, 2020 11:17 AM (an7Mv)

448 .

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 27, 2020 11:39 AM (AiZBA)

449
It's Hobo Hunting Week here at the HQ! Example 1 of the Hobo in its natural state.

Is this one good eatin'? There's only one way to find out!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2020 11:40 AM (pNxlR)

450
Nood. Or remain here in the Willow Wallow. You're big kids - decide for yourselves.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 27, 2020 11:41 AM (pNxlR)

451 A weak mind fills in the blanks, projecting its hopes and dreams into that void.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 27, 2020 10:50 AM (J+mig)


Yep. She's smart, but weak-minded.

She's lived her whole life enjoying the blessings of conservatism, including homeschooling her children, and she's a proud leftist.

Posted by: Emmie at July 27, 2020 11:47 AM (+ljgK)

452 Lemesee...

That is beautiful painting of a non-white non-cis gardener/day laborer (or malnourished laborette) shortly before getting trampled by a crazed throng of Antifa running headlong from the devastation of a minor wiring mishap on a homemade soy-based weapon of mass destruction?

AMIRITE??

Posted by: A Citizen at July 27, 2020 12:22 PM (MkuC5)

453 Oh oh Thunder i better go in and finish my nap on the coach

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 28, 2020 12:53 AM (FLiOE)

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