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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 25, 2020 09:01 AM (YxRHs)
Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes with vermicelli spine at July 25, 2020 09:03 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2020 09:04 AM (nTxUt)
Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes with vermicelli spine at July 25, 2020 09:04 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2020 09:04 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:04 AM (JFO2v)
Maybe a stubbed toe.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 25, 2020 09:05 AM (0gq8q)
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2020 09:05 AM (nTxUt)
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2020 09:05 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:06 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2020 09:06 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2020 09:06 AM (nTxUt)
Posted by: JTB at July 25, 2020 09:07 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 25, 2020 09:07 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: Billy plays Bagpipes with vermicelli spine at July 25, 2020 09:04 AM (ONvIw)
Never been married have you?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:07 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2020 09:05 AM (nTxUt)
Exactly.
At least they weren't smuggling pumpkin spice in those beans.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2020 09:08 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2020 09:09 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2020 09:09 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:09 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:09 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:10 AM (JFO2v)
The Declaration of Independence says hello
Posted by: History at July 25, 2020 09:00 AM (nFRLh)
But SCCJ John Roberts says "Goodbye!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:11 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 25, 2020 09:05 AM (0gq8q)
Jasper Daniel died that way!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:12 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:10 AM (JFO2v)
Based on recommendations here, I just bought some but have not opened it yet.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:12 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:07 AM (NWiLs)
I have. I am, We've both been irritated with one another (as all people who live with one another sometimes are), but I have never wished that my husband was dead. I haven't asked him if he wished I was dead, but I expect that he hasn't.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2020 09:13 AM (oDRcK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:10 AM (JFO2v)
8 O'clock Blend S'mores flavored - it was on sale at the grocery store. Not bad considering I usually don't like their coffee.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2020 09:13 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2020 09:14 AM (UWzjE)
Rain this weekend. Lawn got mowed Thursday. May try to get the pens in the kennel scrubbed down today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2020 09:14 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2020 09:06 AM (Tnijr)
Dead Race Pimp Elementary
Magic Negro Middle School
Big Mikes Dick High School
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:14 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2020 09:15 AM (oDRcK)
Posted by: blaster at July 25, 2020 09:14 AM (UWzjE)
Ask if the microchip implant is required or voluntary?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:15 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:12 AM (eTZoJ)
Black Rifle is better but when I buy 2 lbs I have to miss that month car note.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:16 AM (JFO2v)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3kxx5c8
So eat your Nori, it is good for you
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2020 09:16 AM (WyVLE)
Our Daily blend at stately VIA Manor
https://tinyurl.com/y472n6nf
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 25, 2020 09:16 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: tankdemon at July 25, 2020 09:16 AM (ffZCl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2020 09:13 AM (oDRcK)
be careful what you ask about!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:17 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2020 09:06 AM (Tnijr)
George Floyd or John Lewis?
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2020 09:17 AM (y7DUB)
***********
Spoof. And not a very well-written one.
But I'll give 'em 10 points for effort.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2020 09:17 AM (Fc5rx)
Appreciate some prayers from the Horde. My brother is in the hospital in a medically induced coma and intubated. He has the Covid-19 and it's bad.
I have to get tested now because I was in close contact with him at the beginning of the week. Also means I'll miss 14 days of work. I had taken him to get a heart catheterization. But it turned out that he had a bad case of AFib, not blockage.
On my way back to Raleigh, I had an episode while driving on I-40. Tooling along at 75 mph and all of a sudden, I got dizzy and felt all weird. Pulled over at the next exit which just happened to have a hospital. They checked me out and sure enough, I have AFib again.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's On The Road Again &&&& at July 25, 2020 09:17 AM (XOyNr)
I would maintain dipping 'ettes pigtails in the ink wells is still a Good Thing. Have you seen how much stylists charge for a tipping? Here, they can get it for free. They should pay us!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2020 09:17 AM (DMUuz)
When you are typing something not particularly profound in the first place and then you see it is festooned with typos, "Select All", followed by, "Delete" is your best friend.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:17 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2020 09:14 AM (mht8P)
I read a may try to get penis scrubbed down.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:18 AM (JFO2v)
Having some WM dark roast with sweetener. I'm off to the local chain grocery this a.m. and will see about getting some coffee-with-chicory.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 25, 2020 09:18 AM (rpbg1)
Had I been able to comment, I was going to suggest that from now on we hit the Never Trumper crowd where it hurts most. No, not personal insults but professional ones. I think they derive perverse pleasure from us making fun of their sexual inadequacies.
Instead, we need to deride them for their public faces. Thus David French shall be "Failed First Amendment Lawyer David French." This is because he is most proud of this, but he's done nothing to protect the first amendment. He sues colleges and gets tiny settlements and colleges are still fascist enclaves.
Same with Goldberg, who shall be Failed Pundit Jonah Goldberg. Kevin Williamson is Failed Writer Kevin Williamson.
I know, I like calling Williamson as Admitted Cuckold and Woman-Beater, but that's been done. Time to try something different.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2020 09:18 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:16 AM (JFO2v)
It is excellent coffee, but I like living indoors under a roof, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:18 AM (eTZoJ)
Its the first I have been outside the city and it is a relief.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2020 09:18 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Chef Cuomo at July 25, 2020 09:18 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: no good deed at July 25, 2020 09:19 AM (MmFTx)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:19 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 25, 2020 09:17 AM (DMUuz)
This guy gets it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:19 AM (NWiLs)
https://tinyurl.com/y472n6nf
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 25, 2020 09:16 AM (3D/fK)
I'm sure I'd like that; the Original not so much...
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2020 09:19 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:20 AM (JFO2v)
Best wishes from all of us, and take care of yourself....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2020 09:20 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 25, 2020 09:20 AM (vX3bL)
************
Shit man, prayers sent.
Posted by: Two Weeks From a Fine Young Cannibals Album Cover at July 25, 2020 09:20 AM (+dsLj)
https://tinyurl.com/y3nxy3tl
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2020 09:15 AM (oDRcK)
What a good kid.
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2020 09:20 AM (Rbu5d)
Prayers up for the both of you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:21 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: no good deed at July 25, 2020 09:21 AM (MmFTx)
Posted by: iandeal at July 25, 2020 09:21 AM (ohqkV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:21 AM (NWiLs)
I see they have started renaming schools after the dead race pimp.
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2020 09:06 AM (Tnijr)
That's a mighty long list -- which one?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:22 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2020 09:18 AM (JvZF+)
Ah...my old stomping grounds. Say hello to The Dry Creek Valley for me!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 25, 2020 09:22 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:17 AM (JFO2v)
I just asked him. He said "No; I have never wished you were dead."
I did once ask my sister if she ever thought about divorce. She said "No, but I have thought about murdering him."
She is an introvert; Her husband is an extrovert I imagine different personality types is wearying sometimes for both of them, but they've been together since 1972 and I expect if it were really bad there would have been a murder report before this. My BIL has always said nice about and to my sister and and think complimenting your spouse is always a good thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2020 09:22 AM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2020 09:22 AM (UUm1c)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 25, 2020 09:23 AM (3D/fK)
Taking pride in pyrrhic victories is the raison d'etre for those eunuchs.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2020 09:23 AM (y7DUB)
WOKE UP THIS MORNING..................
...............to be continued,hopefully,my kingdom for a Cofefve. Slurp SLURP...my Kingdom back please.
Posted by: Saf at July 25, 2020 09:23 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: iandeal at July 25, 2020 09:21 AM (ohqkV)
Ray Crock and that Starbux guy were vendors and figured out they could do a better job than their customers.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:23 AM (JFO2v)
There is also a rumor that we are being strongly encouraged not to have coffeemakers in our breakrooms. That is not going to go unnoticed. I'd rather be tested than do without coffee. Our breakroom does not have anybody working in it -- at least nobody regular; we have a work-study student who will come in late afternoons. So we can make a case that only one person at a time will be in there making or pouring coffee.
Utter nonsense.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 25, 2020 09:23 AM (rpbg1)
Never been married have you?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:07 AM (NWiLs)
Off bagpipe sock. Yes. I've been married for 40years. I've never wished I was dead..LOL
Posted by: CN at July 25, 2020 09:23 AM (ONvIw)
You are always more positive than I ever am.
And I generally take away the thought that your first reaction makes a lot more sense than mine.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2020 09:23 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's On The Road Again &&&& at July 25, 2020 09:17 AM (XOyNr)
Traveling man,
You and your brother are on my prayer list .
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2020 09:23 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2020 09:22 AM (UUm1c)
I heard it was a stir stick
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:23 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 25, 2020 09:24 AM (WEBkv)
e.g. "D'Antonio turned out to be a 50-year-old casually-dressed man who arrived at the tobacco shop on his bike. "
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2020 09:24 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:22 AM (pNxlR)
John Lewis Elementary Number 862 is the new name for the school nearest to me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:24 AM (eTZoJ)
Gosh; What a lot to deal with! I will pray for you and your brother.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2020 09:24 AM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Chef Cuomo at July 25, 2020 09:18 AM (Z+IKu)
Nice try, but we all know boiling water is beyond you, punk.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:24 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: CN at July 25, 2020 09:23 AM (ONvIw)
Well, good for you!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:24 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2020 09:06 AM (Tnijr)
That's a mighty long list -- which one?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars"
I think he means John Lewis. They will have trouble finding a school or other public building or road in his district not named after a dead race pimp. Might have to build a new one.
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2020 09:25 AM (sGobE)
Federal judge DENIES Oregon's request for a restraining order to keep the feds out of Portland.
Federal judge APPROVES a restraining order that prevents Seattle from disarming police officers.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 25, 2020 09:25 AM (unn44)
The Jefferson County (CO) Department of Public Health commands that ALL citizens being of age 11 years or older MUST wear a mask in all public setting, INDOORS OR OUT, unless such persons are able to maintain 6 feet of social distance
this order supersedes all previous, and shall remain in force until further notice
so let it be written
so let it be done
Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Statue Replacement Plan at July 25, 2020 09:25 AM (iTXRQ)
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It's sort of neat to see how the dark ages happened.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 25, 2020 09:25 AM (tskRZ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...still entertaining to children and squirrels at July 25, 2020 09:25 AM (sSXWf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 25, 2020 09:25 AM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020
*
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I've never done that, at least not that I recall. But that GoDaddy spot with the silver-haired woman annoys me. "Yesterday I felt bold with boundless energy. Today I woke up calm and unbreakable."
Really, lady? I don't remember the last time I woke up "calm and unbreakable." Probably not even when I was 15.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 25, 2020 09:25 AM (rpbg1)
***********
Latest computer modeling by experts predicts landfall on the Gulf Coast somewhere between Rio de Janeiro and Stockholm.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2020 09:26 AM (Fc5rx)
CoCo Beans very very good to me......... A Grande Snortoroo please Barista. Gotta get high with a little help from my Fiends !
Posted by: Saf at July 25, 2020 09:26 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2020 09:26 AM (JvZF+)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2020 09:26 AM (Fc5rx)
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I see forecasts have become startlingly more accurate over the last few years.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 25, 2020 09:26 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2020 09:22 AM (UUm1c)
Wasn't it 5 killers in a bouncy house with a roll of toilet paper?
Posted by: Boswell at July 25, 2020 09:27 AM (32YRo)
Posted by: Fritz at July 25, 2020 09:22 AM (UUm1c)
I heard it was a stir stick
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:23 AM (NWiLs)
Nope! He saved a sea turtle and used a plastic straw!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:27 AM (eTZoJ)
The Atlanta where blacks are rioting because systemic racism.
The Atlanta that hasn't hasn't had a Republican mayor since the 1870s.
QUICK LETS NAME OUR SCHOOLS AFTER HIM!!!
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 25, 2020 09:27 AM (tskRZ)
Really, lady? I don't remember the last time I woke up "calm and unbreakable." Probably not even when I was 15.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 25, 2020 09:25 AM (rpbg1)
Heh. Yeah that's pretty obnoxious.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:27 AM (NWiLs)
Commercial airliners report weather conditions all along their flight paths. Fewer flights -> less data to base a forecast on.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 25, 2020 09:28 AM (unn44)
Well, good for you!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:24 AM (NWiLs)
I often woke up thinking," a few more days of this bullshit to suffer through", but not enough to want myself dead. Other people is another matter. I never said anything about other people.
Posted by: CN at July 25, 2020 09:28 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 25, 2020 09:28 AM (TOyHQ)
It's sort of neat to see how the dark ages happened.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 25, 2020 09:25 AM (tskRZ)
Just wait. Outlawing the use of pencils and pens is on the way.
"You never know who might pick up one without knowing where it's been! Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:28 AM (pNxlR)
Its the first I have been outside the city and it is a relief.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 25, 2020 09:18 AM (JvZF+)
Congratulations!
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2020 09:28 AM (Rbu5d)
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"But please don't wear MAGA hats or say words that frighten or offend me."
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 25, 2020 09:29 AM (tskRZ)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's On The Road Again &&&& at July 25, 2020 09:17 AM (XOyNr)
Prayers for you and your brother.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2020 09:29 AM (mht8P)
Rookie numbers.
I killed over 6,000 nursing home patients with the stroke of a pen.
Posted by: Other Brother Fredo Cuomo at July 25, 2020 09:30 AM (unn44)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 09:30 AM (fU1ci)
Posted by: CN at July 25, 2020 09:28 AM (ONvIw)
I think you just did...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:31 AM (NWiLs)
Just remember: in the long run, we win. They lose.
Even if it should go all the way to Armageddon... we win, they lose. I know, 'cause I peeked at the end of the Book.
Posted by: Other Brother Fredo Cuomo at July 25, 2020 09:31 AM (unn44)
"You never know who might pick up one without knowing where it's been! Reeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
**********
Every employee will have their own designated red Swingline stapler for their sole discretionary use.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2020 09:32 AM (Fc5rx)
I find I still appreciate seeing the green side of the grass!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:32 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2020 09:32 AM (85Gof)
Remember this line and use it --
"Since they're not going back into the schools anyway, why should I donate to purchase school supplies?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:32 AM (pNxlR)
I think you just did...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:31 AM (NWiLs)
Maybe...
Posted by: CN at July 25, 2020 09:32 AM (ONvIw)
if it's ok with your dr (coz of AFib dunno if it's contraindicated)
start taking zinc and vit D and melatonin
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 25, 2020 09:33 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Muldoon
way ahead of you pal
Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Statue Replacement Plan at July 25, 2020 09:34 AM (iTXRQ)
Latest computer modeling by experts predicts landfall on the Gulf Coast somewhere between Rio de Janeiro and Stockholm.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2020 09:26 AM (Fc5rx)
It's really amazing how accurate modeling is!
SCIENCE!!1!
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2020 09:35 AM (Rbu5d)
Here's my list:
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
So, just keep this list in mind, and you'll be fine, no matter the company you're in.
This has been a public service announcement.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 25, 2020 09:35 AM (WEBkv)
Prayers for you and yours.
Posted by: Sal at July 25, 2020 09:35 AM (bo8pf)
Y'know, when New Yorkers pulled down the statue of George III back in the day, the story was that it was melted and cast into bullets.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:36 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2020 09:36 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:32 AM (pNxlR)
Dear English speaking citizen, in these harsh times when we are all alone together, we have decided an increase your property taxes is necessary to maintain our roads and schools, even though the roads are carrying less traffic and the schools are all closed for as far as Dr Fauci can see.
Posted by: County Supervisor Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:37 AM (eTZoJ)
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
So, just keep this list in mind, and you'll be fine, no matter the company you're in.
This has been a public service announcement.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 25, 2020 09:35 AM (WEBkv)
Fix it
*Screams Trigger Warning*
1.
*Screams Trigger Warning*
2.
*Screams Trigger Warning*
3.
*Screams Trigger Warning*
4.
*Screams Trigger Warning*
5.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:38 AM (JFO2v)
Dear English speaking citizen, in these harsh times when we are all alone together, we have decided an increase your property taxes is necessary to maintain our roads and schools, even though the roads are carrying less traffic and the schools are all closed for as far as Dr Fauci can see.
Posted by: County Supervisor Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:37 AM (eTZoJ)
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And, due to revenue shortfalls, and the fact you're not driving, taxes will be increased on gasoline.
State Tax Board, CA.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 25, 2020 09:38 AM (WEBkv)
Remember a few Book threads ago, OM put on a picture of the Gladstone Library in the UK.
Here is the opening to their Black Lives Matter statement:
"At the core of our being, we at Gladstone's Library believe that Black Lives Matter. We also believe that if it is the democratic will, after due process, to remove statues of William Gladstone, our founder, we would not stand in the way."
So, if I'm reading this correctly, they would have no problem, if after "due process" was followed, the mob were to dump all the books in the yard, light them up, destroy the building, and dance on the ashes?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 25, 2020 09:39 AM (PiwSw)
113 87...
Latest computer modeling by experts predicts landfall on the Gulf Coast somewhere between Rio de Janeiro and Stockholm.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2020 09:26 AM (Fc5rx)
It's really amazing how accurate modeling is!
SCIENCE!!1!
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2020 09:35 AM (Rbu5d
Pffft!
MY model predicts landfall between the Kerguelen Islands and Cape Sable Islands sometime in the next fortnight, give or take a few menstrual cycles!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:40 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 25, 2020 09:40 AM (tskRZ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...still entertaining to children and squirrels at July 25, 2020 09:41 AM (sSXWf)
if it's ok with your dr (coz of AFib dunno if it's contraindicated)
start taking zinc and vit D and melatonin
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 25, 2020 09:33 AM (TOyHQ)
Be very careful with melatonin, it is possible to have sleep disorder reactions with this OTC drug.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:41 AM (eTZoJ)
During this unprecedented crisis when we're not having to heat, cool, clean, or maintain our classrooms and buildings, use any lights, computers, or other equipment, fuel and maintain countless buses and other vehicles, or pay school teachers and countless administrators for sick days or overtime, it's crucial that we increase the school budget to address these problems.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 25, 2020 09:40 AM (tskRZ)
You spend most of the time shut down. I think you can do with less.
No.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:42 AM (pNxlR)
I find I still appreciate seeing the green side of the grass!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:32 AM (eTZoJ)
My test is if I wake up breathing...
[draws breath]
Yep, good to go! Thank you, Lord Jesus!
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2020 09:42 AM (Rbu5d)
Correction : Drugs found inside Italian POLIS with Capuccino. Situation Normale Si ?
Posted by: Saf at July 25, 2020 09:42 AM (5IHGB)
No.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:42 AM (pNxlR)
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I didn't write it in jest. I've posted it before, but NC increased emergency spending to public schools by 1/3rd of a billion dollars in response to the shutdown.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 25, 2020 09:43 AM (tskRZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:43 AM (NWiLs)
[draws breath]
Yep, good to go! Thank you, Lord Jesus!
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2020 09:42 AM (Rbu5d)
I like this test, so easy you can do it with your eyes closed!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:44 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 09:44 AM (fU1ci)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:16 AM (JFO2v)
It is excellent coffee, but I like living indoors under a roof, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:18 AM (eTZoJ)
I have a cup of black rifle coffee in my hand right now... tastes like freedom!
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 25, 2020 09:45 AM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:45 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 25, 2020 09:43 AM (tskRZ)
WHY do you HATE education????
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:45 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:44 AM (eTZoJ)
I have been reading the obits. This is much easier.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:45 AM (JFO2v)
Pffft!
MY model predicts landfall between the Kerguelen Islands and Cape Sable Islands sometime in the next fortnight, give or take a few menstrual cycles!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:40 AM (pNxlR)
Bill &Ted: "Whoa!"
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2020 09:45 AM (Rbu5d)
In Seattle, the city council had passed an ordinance to no longer allow use by the police of tear gas, rubber bullets, pepper spray and other crowd control devices or tactics. A fed judge said, nope. Not going to let you go that road, This is after the chief of police said that since her officers were denied use of these tools, the officers would no longer risk bodily injury to protect lives and property.
In Oregon, a different judge tossed out a demand from the state Attorney General, no less, demanding that all federal officers either depart Portland or, be required to no longer make arrests. A city judge had already banned use by the Portland police of tear gas and other projectiles during protests. The feds are not under that injunction.
I guess having the offices of federal judges and US attorney's endangered has clarified some thinking.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 25, 2020 09:45 AM (d9Irc)
Posted by: SFGoth at July 25, 2020 09:45 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2020 09:45 AM (Fc5rx)
I didn't write it in jest. I've posted it before, but NC increased emergency spending to public schools by 1/3rd of a billion dollars in response to the shutdown.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 25, 2020 09:43 AM (tskRZ)
Maybe a renegade demolition company or two can begin bulldozing vacant now, lo! these five months school buildings.
You're not using it -- what's the problem?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:46 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: bluebell at July 25, 2020 09:47 AM (nTxUt)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 09:47 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:47 AM (JFO2v)
Later!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 25, 2020 09:47 AM (WEBkv)
You're not using it -- what's the problem?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:46 AM (pNxlR)
Hey, there's some prime local retail space...
Oh wait
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:48 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:48 AM (pNxlR)
emergency spending to public schools by 1/3rd of a billion dollars in
response to the shutdown.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white
Where can we apply for such funds? We anticipate needing a lot of money for dam maintenance soon.
Posted by: CCP Flood Control Committee at July 25, 2020 09:48 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 25, 2020 09:43 AM (tskRZ)
WHY do you HATE education????
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:45 AM (eTZoJ)
I love education, which is why I hate the school system.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:48 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:47 AM (JFO2v)
The graft must flow!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:48 AM (eTZoJ)
There are days when that is a profound disappointment.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:43 AM (NWiLs)
Sir, I am glad you passed the test this morning.
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2020 09:49 AM (Rbu5d)
The fuck?
But oddly, no BLM Blend. I'm now trolling them by emailing their support:
"I noticed you have a Pride Blend, a Covid-19 Blend but no Black Lives Matter Blend. I'm very upset over this as it appears your brand is a racist one that clearly excludes the African American community. I will not be purchasing again and I will be letting others know your company is a bigoted one that clearly glorifies white culture."
Posted by: Two Weeks From a Fine Young Cannibals Album Cover at July 25, 2020 09:49 AM (+dsLj)
I love education, which is why I hate the school system.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:48 AM (NWiLs)
Good one - consider it stolen.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:49 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:50 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:04 AM (JFO2v)
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When I first read this, it made no sense to me. I thought it was a report on who was now top cat in a hierarchy of cats.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 25, 2020 09:50 AM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:48 AM (NWiLs)
I think that is worthy of a thread winner award!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:50 AM (eTZoJ)
[draws breath]
Yep, good to go! Thank you, Lord Jesus!
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2020 09:42 AM (Rbu5d)
I like this test, so easy you can do it with your eyes closed!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:44 AM (eTZoJ)
Exactly!
Then I can move on to wriggling my toes, and work my way out of bed.
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2020 09:50 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: freaked at July 25, 2020 09:04 AM (Tnijr)
ExLax before bed works well.
Posted by: BignJames at July 25, 2020 09:51 AM (X/Pw5)
I love education, which is why I hate the school system.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:48 AM (NWiLs)
Good one - consider it stolen.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:49 AM (pNxlR)
Similar to:
I'm all in favor of a free press - when do we get one?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 25, 2020 09:51 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:45 AM (NWiLs)
Ba dum CHING. :-D
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2020 09:51 AM (Rbu5d)
There are days when that is a profound disappointment.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 09:43 AM (NWiLs)
Especially right after your life insurance premium is paid up ini full
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2020 09:51 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2020 09:52 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:04 AM (JFO2v)
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When I first read this, it made no sense to me. I thought it was a report on who was now top cat in a hierarchy of cats.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 25, 2020 09:50 AM (UAMe5)
Old Hennigan's Book of Categorized Cats
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:52 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2020 09:51 AM (85Gof)
I want to time it so my last check bounces!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:53 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2020 09:51 AM (85Gof)
My wife ask me about my big policy payment about every month.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:53 AM (JFO2v)
Well, enough jib-jabbering with you layabouts -- today I do battle with a bed of English Ivy.
Later ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:53 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2020 09:52 AM (85Gof)
Is this going to be the baptism scene?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:54 AM (JFO2v)
use by the police of tear gas, rubber bullets, pepper spray and other
crowd control devices or tactics. A fed judge said, nope. Not going to
let you go that road, This is after the chief of police said that since
her officers were denied use of these tools, the officers would no
longer risk bodily injury to protect lives and property.
I'm of mixed feelings about this. I'm glad that sanity prevailed, but I don't like the idea that the idiots who elected these nitwits won't get the full reward for their idiocy, nor that a judge is, in effect, making law. OTOH, this is an example of the law being enforced when others refuse to, just like in the Jim Crow south. I won't worry about it too much, though. Either way, there is more coffee waiting for me downstairs.
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2020 09:54 AM (v16oJ)
Posted by: bluebell
Similar to the preparation for stuffed lentils.
Posted by: mindful webworker
A boy and his firecracker
at July 25, 2020 09:55 AM (lmYrx)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2020 09:52 AM (85Gof)
Is this going to be the baptism scene?
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 09:54 AM (JFO2v)
In these times, everyday is the baptism scene isn't it?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2020 09:56 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July
Doesn't involve a baseball bat hopefully.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...still entertaining to children and squirrels at July 25, 2020 09:56 AM (sSXWf)
When Trump won in 2016, he was behind Hillary in national tracking poll by 2 points.
Today Trump is currently behind Biden in the same national tracking poll by... 2 points.
Trump's approval rating is one percent better than Obama (49% to 48%) at the same stage in the presidency.
Posted by: Two Weeks From a Fine Young Cannibals Album Cover at July 25, 2020 09:56 AM (+dsLj)
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This is one of my big pet peeves.
There should be no architecture involved beyond the first. Three designs that are easily modified for different terrains and soil conditions, and each design modular and arranged to maximize ease of adding another structure beside it.
No atriums, no fountains, and no glorious $5M structures unless they're part of the three designs that are chosen depending on the terrain and soil conditions.
Posted by: Charles Darwin - Stop acting white at July 25, 2020 09:56 AM (XtlWX)
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2020 09:54 AM (v16oJ)
Judge wants his property protected, and City Council want to say they tried
Posted by: CN at July 25, 2020 09:56 AM (ONvIw)
Have a nice day y'all!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:57 AM (eTZoJ)
R Hennigan Tx " may try to get the penis scrubbed down "
Start small laddie........................
Posted by: Saf at July 25, 2020 09:57 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 25, 2020 09:57 AM (PiwSw)
There are days when that is a profound disappointment.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020
*
*
"I woke up still not dead again today,
The internet said I had passed away!
If I died I wasn't dead to stay,
And I woke up still not dead again today!"
Posted by: Willie Nelson at July 25, 2020 09:57 AM (rpbg1)
Forgive the nitpickery, but that reads like one may piss in the pool OR be nice to one another, but not both.
Posted by: mindful webworker
A boy and his firecracker
at July 25, 2020 09:57 AM (lmYrx)
Praying your brother is in good hands
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 09:57 AM (6f16T)
The power of graft compels me....
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:58 AM (eTZoJ)
I agree that both cities need to burn. What I've noticed though is the targeting of the riots.
They are staying out of the wealthier neighborhoods, where a lot of said rioters are probably from, and destroying downtown areas.
I'm a bit surprised, given the Amazon hate that they haven't yet targeted Amazon owned or occupied buildings. Kind of a selective type insurrection.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 25, 2020 09:58 AM (d9Irc)
Forgive the nitpickery, but that reads like one may piss in the pool OR be nice to one another, but not both.
Posted by: mindful webworker
A boy and his firecracker
at July 25, 2020 09:57 AM (lmYrx)
I approve of this message.
Posted by: George Boole at July 25, 2020 09:58 AM (PiwSw)
profound in the first place and then you see it is festooned with typos,
"Select All", followed by, "Delete" is your best friend.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 25, 2020 09:17 AM (pNxlR)
Wy are you so haetful to minoreties and peple of choler?
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Battlesboro VT at July 25, 2020 09:58 AM (WyVLE)
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Finally, the mostly peaceful can protest without inconvenience.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2020 09:58 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Linda S Fox at July 25, 2020 09:58 AM (3uqJZ)
Abed English Ivy........now there's a lucky fellow.
Posted by: Saf at July 25, 2020 10:00 AM (5IHGB)
The strong smell of the coffee overwhelms the drug-sniffing dogs.
Mythbusters proved that that just isn't so. The dogs just really want a cup of coffee.
Posted by: pep at July 25, 2020 10:00 AM (v16oJ)
... peple of choler?
Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Battlesboro VT at July 25, 2020 09:58 AM (WyVLE)
The apocalypse is upon us, Mary has made sense.
Posted by: Flyover at July 25, 2020 10:01 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:24 AM (eTZoJ)
That was quick. People voted on it, right?
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2020 10:01 AM (y7DUB)
Defund the police, get more rioting, not less.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2020 10:01 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 10:01 AM (fU1ci)
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I propose that to avoid triggering language hateful to people of color, the style guide replace the word "m*sterbate" with "equalgate".
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2020 10:02 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:12 AM (eTZoJ)
I have some Tim Horton's original Blend going in the coffee maker. Should be ready momentarily.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2020 10:03 AM (e02H6)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 10:03 AM (6f16T)
Nationalize the Seattle PD, then have the feds hand out batons so they can go out and perform hickory haircuts on dippy Marxists rioters.
Posted by: Boswell at July 25, 2020 10:03 AM (32YRo)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 10:03 AM (JFO2v)
https://tinyurl.com/yxh7xtxr
Posted by: f'd at July 25, 2020 10:04 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 10:04 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 10:03 AM (6f16T)
And the other 75% will learn on their own.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 10:04 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: BignJames at July 25, 2020 10:04 AM (X/Pw5)
The Declaration of Independence says hello
Posted by: History at July 25, 2020 09:00 AM (nFRLh)
But SCCJ John Roberts says "Goodbye!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 25, 2020 09:11 AM (eTZoJ)
And Ringo said, "well that's a song, isn't it?" I said "Yes," but John said, "No."
Posted by: Paul at July 25, 2020 10:05 AM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2020 10:05 AM (oVJmc)
They'll damn sure pull out the lethal tools the first time somebody in Seattle defends their own property.
The Progs have way too many people thinking in circles.
Posted by: Ridiculous at July 25, 2020 10:06 AM (XAbde)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 10:03 AM (6f16T)
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I guess special need students are not a concern for them, either.
Posted by: Swinging for the Downs at July 25, 2020 10:06 AM (o9apC)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 10:06 AM (fU1ci)
Posted by: Skip
Preparing the next generation of peaceful protesters.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...still entertaining to children and squirrels at July 25, 2020 10:06 AM (sSXWf)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 25, 2020 10:06 AM (g5Xlv)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 10:06 AM (JFO2v)
Right?
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 10:07 AM (6f16T)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2020 10:07 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 10:03 AM (6f16T)
Fine. Then they get ID'd somehow, like with impossible to remove ink, to be quarantined to their dwellings with no exceptions until they go back to the classrooms.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2020 10:08 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2020 10:08 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 10:08 AM (6f16T)
Speaking of that I got a poison ivy rash yesterday and I have not been around any. I wonder if I got it off the dogs? Also, are dogs affected by poison ivy?
Posted by: f'd at July 25, 2020 10:08 AM (Tnijr)
Peanut is getting antibiotics and diuretics to treat his condition. He seems to be comfortable enough and I don't think he's in any pain, just not energetic and not much appetite.
If it's what we fear, he'll just up and die. But we will give him every chance that the diagnosis was wrong.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2020 10:08 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2020 10:08 AM (oVJmc)
Yep. Covid and racism.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2020 10:05 AM (oVJmc)
Is the body in a reefer truck or packed in salt?
Posted by: BignJames at July 25, 2020 10:09 AM (X/Pw5)
None of this gives intact families, with involved fathers and nurturing mothers, to the students.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2020 10:09 AM (u82oZ)
Got your letter, Salty. I'll be happy to get going on it next week.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2020 10:09 AM (mht8P)
***********
I really hope Trump can pull it off and redirect funding to parents for any schools that refuse to open. Good luck to "educators" living a year without a salary, fuckheads.
Posted by: Two Weeks From a Fine Young Cannibals Album Cover at July 25, 2020 10:10 AM (+dsLj)
John Lewis....still dead?
Too bad that he can't have a funeral because of the pandemic. Just like everyone else couldn't say goodbye to their loved ones, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2020 10:11 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 25, 2020 10:11 AM (nFRLh)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 10:06 AM (JFO2v)
Cuomo is more apt to order that all NY Hooters Girls actually be unshaven homeless men...
Posted by: Boswell at July 25, 2020 10:11 AM (32YRo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 10:12 AM (fU1ci)
Good morning everyone.
Monday is my big move day. Supposed to be 96 degrees here.
Got my first look at the new apartment yesterday via FaceTime with my son. It is very nice but I am moving from a 9 room house to a 1 BR apartment. It is just.....small.
At least by the end of the week when my house closes, it will all be over in Massachusetts.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2020 10:12 AM (+mn3h)
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Bob James' Sign of the Times album has great cover art for today lacking only a "WTF".
https://bit.ly/2ZWNkQF
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2020 10:12 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: f'd at July 25, 2020 10:08 AM (Tnijr)
Most aren't but some are.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 25, 2020 10:12 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 25, 2020 10:12 AM (HaL55)
Someone here mentioned the non-arabica is commonly used now .... and I am a commoner, but trying to advance my station in life, one cup at a time. The cold brew thing also helps ... AoS Advice Column ... making common life better, in between the throat slittings.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 25, 2020 10:13 AM (Cus5s)
Also, are dogs affected by poison ivy?
Posted by: f'd at July 25, 2020 10:08 AM (Tnijr)
Likely depends on the coat. But we've had dogs that were allergic to St. Augustine grass and the pads on their paws would break out.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2020 10:14 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: BignJames at July 25, 2020 10:09 AM (X/Pw5)
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Try the cask of brandy method.
Posted by: Zombie Horatio Nelson at July 25, 2020 10:14 AM (UAMe5)
Yep. Covid and racism.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2020 10:05 AM (oVJmc)
Is the body in a reefer truck or packed in salt?
Wrapped in asbestos for the trip.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 25, 2020 10:14 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...still entertaining to children and squirrels at July 25, 2020 10:15 AM (sSXWf)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 25, 2020 10:16 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2020 10:17 AM (04mT4)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 10:17 AM (fU1ci)
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Ted Cruz tears Big Chief Judge a new one.
Ted Cruz@tedcruz
John Roberts has abandoned his oath.
But, on the upside, maybe Nevada churches should set up craps tables? Then they could open?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2020 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 25, 2020 10:19 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 10:19 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: Axel Foley at July 25, 2020 10:20 AM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2020 10:18 AM (+y/Ru)
I like it. They could also hold Protests for Socio-Racial Equity and Justiceness
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 25, 2020 10:20 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2020 10:20 AM (V2Yro)
Why are these teachers not furloughed or on unemployment?
I realize that these are rhetorical questions.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2020 10:20 AM (+mn3h)
Maybe a stubbed toe.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 25, 2020 09:05 AM (0gq8q)
Or perhaps, constant horrible flatulence.
Good morning all morons and ettes everywhere in the world and beyond!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2020 10:20 AM (dWwl8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2020 10:21 AM (u82oZ)
Good morning all morons and ettes everywhere in the world and beyond!
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2020 10:20 AM (dWwl
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Eric Swallwell at July 25, 2020 10:21 AM (PiwSw)
Why are these teachers not furloughed or on unemployment?
I realize that these are rhetorical questions.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2020 10:20 AM (+mn3h)
Behold the Power of this Fully Operational Government Union!!!
Posted by: The American Federation of Teachers at July 25, 2020 10:22 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: naturalfake at July 25, 2020 10:23 AM (dWwl8)
I kind of like it.
File among entirely irrelevant comments.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 25, 2020 10:23 AM (lgiXo)
and I have not been around any. I wonder if I got it off the dogs? Also,
are dogs affected by poison ivy?
Posted by: f'd at July 25, 2020 10:08 AM (Tnijr)
you can get it of of the dogs, from touching clothes someone has worn through poison ivy/oak, from smoke from burning it, and in extremely allergic people, from the oils evaporating from the clothes of someone who has been working in poison oak.
I don't get it, and when I was younger I would wear boots and socks and jeans working in it, but I started getting rashes on my ankles.
It turns out I was re-wearing my work pants around the house on weekends, while padding around bare-foot in the house.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2020 10:23 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: The American Federation of Teachers at July 25, 2020 10:22 AM (V2Yro)
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Boom, there it is!
Posted by: Swinging for the Downs at July 25, 2020 10:24 AM (O84i1)
https://tinyurl.com/y5o9tedr
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 25, 2020 10:25 AM (Wm5SB)
I just asked him. He said "No; I have never wished you were dead."
....OK.... now, make sure you never ask him if he ever felt better when you weren't around nagging him to do something he hates doing...and that he hopes you spend the next few hours working in the garden while he has some peace and quiet.... don't ask him that.....don't do it......i'm warning ya
Posted by: ZsaZsaGabor's Marriage Counselor at July 25, 2020 10:26 AM (JRutc)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 10:27 AM (fU1ci)
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That's pretty ingenious and they should do it. Use Monopoly money.
Never accept defeat.
Posted by: Two Weeks From a Fine Young Cannibals Album Cover at July 25, 2020 10:27 AM (+dsLj)
But Lewis did oppose NAFTA, and opposed warrantless wiretaps ... he was the one vote against the Iraq war. ...
Posted by: illiniwek at July 25, 2020 10:27 AM (Cus5s)
have school year only on line. If that happens you will see 75% of a
class learn nothing.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 10:03 AM (6f16T)
I would hope that would light a fire under parents to either home school or find a private school that is actually open.... I would LOVE to see the feds pass educational dollars directly to parents and bypass school systems altogether if they choose not to actually physically open.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 25, 2020 10:28 AM (nAiE/)
At least by the end of the week when my house closes, it will all be over in Massachusetts.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2020 10:12 AM (+mn3h)
you're like the Russian nobility who had to flee to much smaller digs in 1917. But, even a palace is no place to live when the mobs are howling in the streets.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2020 10:28 AM (V2Yro)
Robert E. Lee had more honor than race hustler and liar Lewis. Sad to
see a school change the historical name. Lewis spewed racist venom
against Trump and others from his seat in Congress, completely unhinged
hate, imo. BLM style New Normal Racism is a nightmare, not an MLK dream.
But Lewis did oppose NAFTA, and opposed warrantless wiretaps ... he was the one vote against the Iraq war. ...
Posted by: illiniwek at July 25, 2020 10:27 AM (Cus5s)
John Lewis was a despicable human being.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 25, 2020 10:29 AM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 10:29 AM (2DOZq)
But, on the upside, maybe Nevada churches should set up craps tables? Then they could open?
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That's pretty ingenious and they should do it. Use Monopoly money.
Never accept defeat.
Posted by: Two Weeks From a Fine Young Cannibals Album Cover at July 25, 2020 10:27 AM (+dsLj)
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Bingo before and after mass.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2020 10:30 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 10:30 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 10:30 AM (fU1ci)
That is a pretty dark and funny video. But it is early days in the Black Rifle Coffee Company videos.
I like their recent videos better.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2020 10:31 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 25, 2020 10:27 AM (Cus5s)
Lewis just blindly voted against whatever the majority white man was voting for.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 10:31 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 10:30 AM (6f16T)
For bad cases, try Zanfel. It is spendy, but it does work, and if it's covering a large area, or on your face, worth every penny.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 25, 2020 10:31 AM (PiwSw)
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I was in the same boat but you get used to it. Pretty soon, houses will seem too big and you'll appreciate that there will be far less crap to clean now.
Recently I visited my boss's insanely huge house and instead of being impressed I was more like "Look at all this shit I'd have to clean if I lived here."
Posted by: Two Weeks From a Fine Young Cannibals Album Cover at July 25, 2020 10:32 AM (+dsLj)
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Keno ( casino bingo)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 10:33 AM (2DOZq)
to either home school or find a private school that is actually open....
I would LOVE to see the feds pass educational dollars directly to
parents and bypass school systems altogether if they choose not to
actually physically open.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 25, 2020 10:28 AM (nAiE/)
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This is short-term thinking on steroids.
If classes are on-line only, why do we need so many teachers? The reason why the ratio is low is supposedly for individual personal instruction during class. If it's just a zoom session, you don't get that. Heck, you can (and they will) use taped modules.
The bus fleet will be idled. Music, art, phy ed - all those teachers will be laid off.
Basically, they're demanding the abolition of local school districts. Not something I expected to see.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2020 10:33 AM (cfSRQ)
>>> Pennsylvania teachers are fighting tooth and nail to have
school year only on line. If that happens you will see 75% of a class
learn nothing.
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 10:03 AM (6f16T)
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I guess special need students are not a concern for them, either.
Posted by: Swinging for the Downs at July 25, 2020 10:06 AM (o9apC)
Neither are working parents.
Posted by: Javems at July 25, 2020 10:33 AM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Zombie John Lewis at July 25, 2020 10:33 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 10:34 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 25, 2020 10:34 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 10:34 AM (NWiLs)
What brand?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 10:35 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 10:29 AM (2DOZq)
unless you live way down south you ain't gonna see much of it. It's a Corpus Christi - Rio Grande Valley thing. Hopefully it will flush all the raw sewage out of the Rio Grande that the Mexicans dump into it, at least for a little while.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2020 10:35 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 10:35 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 10:34 AM (NWiLs)
Cafe Bustelo makes a pretty good instant coffee.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 25, 2020 10:36 AM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 10:34 AM (NWiLs)
What brand?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 10:35 AM (2DOZq)
Publix house brand. As instant coffee goes, it's actually not bad.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 10:36 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 25, 2020 10:29 AM (nAiE/)
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It is possible for human beings to be both admirable and despicable over the course of their lives.
People who in their youth were honorable, brave and truly great often succumb to power and become lazy and corrupt, betraying their ideals.
It's sad, but it happens a lot.
There's a tendency to simply stuff, to assume that people who went bad were always bad, but I think that's wrong. We all harbor a dark side, and given the opportunity, it can destroy us.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2020 10:36 AM (cfSRQ)
If people think the subways are contagious and crime dangerous, NYC dies. Thank you Herr Wilhelm, peace be unto him
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2020 10:36 AM (04mT4)
But not enough education to see through advertising and be able to reason from history. Or use math on COVID-19 Wuhan deaths.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 25, 2020 10:36 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 10:35 AM (2DOZq)
Folgers crystals....see if he notices.
Posted by: BignJames at July 25, 2020 10:37 AM (X/Pw5)
@RichHiggins_DC
Anticipated Target Escalation:
1.) Urban targets that have media coverage first.
2.) Rural targets with media blackouts so they can control the narrative.
3.) Churches first in the city. Keep people apart.
4.) Then public transportation to control movement of population.
5.) After thinning out urban police thru continued demoralization ops, they will start hitting police stations or HQ to keep them corralled and increase their own freedom of maneuver.
6.) Possible cyber attacks on stations who rout traffic through a server system. Most big cities and some medium cities do this to connect to first responders via text and alerts.
7.) Utility targets - especially power and telecom.
8.) If this pattern follows true, open violence will begin - utilities normally the trigger.
This is not a prediction. This is simply benchmarks to look out for and understand how campaigns like this roll out.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2020 10:37 AM (sGotD)
We got a few strong outer bands going through Houston. Seems to have stopped for now.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 10:37 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 10:08 AM (6f16T
Not until they start paying union dues.
Posted by: Albert Shenker, AFT President. at July 25, 2020 10:37 AM (/JvDK)
People
who in their youth were honorable, brave and truly great often succumb
to power and become lazy and corrupt, betraying their ideals.
It's sad, but it happens a lot.
There's
a tendency to simply stuff, to assume that people who went bad were
always bad, but I think that's wrong. We all harbor a dark side, and
given the opportunity, it can destroy us.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2020 10:36 AM (cfSRQ)
He was a lying race hustler even in his youth.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 25, 2020 10:38 AM (nAiE/)
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Unless ace posts about hurricanes and whatnot I know fuck all what's happening in the world.
The news have become so toxic and offputting that I've simply turned it all off.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Plugging Into The Matrix at July 25, 2020 10:38 AM (+dsLj)
You see this a lot with leftists who realize how wrong they were. We're seeing a number of "trans" people recognize that they were railroaded by a callous and objectively wicked medical establishment.
Life is complicated.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2020 10:38 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2020 10:36 AM (04mT4)
Return to the 70's.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 10:39 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 10:39 AM (fU1ci)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2020 10:39 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 10:39 AM (fU1ci)
Signs and portents.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 10:40 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 10:40 AM (6f16T)
How is John Lewis replacement being chosen?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 10:39 AM (fU1ci)
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Conclave
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2020 10:41 AM (mht8P)
Nasty from the point of view of Leftists trying to break our society, and remake it as a totalitarian hellhole. The Globalists also want a New Normal dream, with We the people reduced to consumer/worker widgets, mere data entries in their NWO spread sheets.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 25, 2020 10:41 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2020 10:37 AM (sGotD)
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This assumes a degree of command and control that so far is not in evidence.
The targeting has focused exclusively on areas under total Democrat control. Moving out into rural areas puts their operatives at vastly higher risk.
I don't see that happening.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2020 10:41 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
funny how The One Who Has Bacon is the most important person in the pack
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 25, 2020 10:41 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 10:42 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 10:39 AM (fU1ci)
________
Conclave
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2020 10:41 AM (mht8P)
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Naked Twister.
Posted by: Zombie Horatio Nelson at July 25, 2020 10:43 AM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 10:43 AM (fU1ci)
work, and if it's covering a large area, or on your face, worth every
penny.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 25, 2020 10:31 AM (PiwSw)
Another option is to gently but thoroughly wash the rashed area and apply the benedryl goop from a gel-cap on the area.
One option to take when you are out around it is to keep a tub of babywipes with you, and wipe down exposed skin every 15 - 30 minutes. Those will break up the oils too.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 25, 2020 10:44 AM (WyVLE)
And so every "class" turned into 2 hours of kids just b.s.ing with each other, and then teacher would say "okay here's you assignment." Which maybe they would do, or maybe not, because there were no grades anymore.
and at the end, everyone got promoted to the next grade, even the ones who never logged in to a single online session.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2020 10:45 AM (V2Yro)
The entire op is sustained by massive electronic media propaganda.
I'm not saying the left isn't dumb enough to destroy itself, just that it doesn't fit with the current arc of operations.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2020 10:45 AM (cfSRQ)
How is John Lewis replacement being chosen?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 10:39 AM (fU1ci)
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Conclave
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2020 10:41 AM (mht8P)
Look for black smoke from the SPLC
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
Clone containing 1/3 of shoulder chips, 1/3 illogical reasoning and 1/3 delusions.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 10:46 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 25, 2020 10:46 AM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Plugging Into The Matrix at July 25, 2020 10:46 AM (+dsLj)
"The English department at a public university declared that proper English grammar is racist. Rutgers University's English department will change its standards of English instruction in an effort to "stand with and respond" to the Black Lives Matter movement."
Posted by: HiHo at July 25, 2020 10:46 AM (gsaS2)
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A fair and open electoral process and chicken entrails...but mostly entrails.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2020 10:47 AM (Fc5rx)
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A fair and open electoral process and chicken entrails...but mostly entrails.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2020 10:47 AM (Fc5rx)
With a side of fried gizzards and collard greens.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 10:47 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 10:48 AM (2DOZq)
Thus they have to pretend that we are still in a deadly pandemic, which means schools are out of the question. You can't have schools open and demand mail-only voting for safety reasons.
Public schools are collateral damage in their attempt to subvert voting.
What will be interesting is if the Post Office announces that it cannot logistically support a national election by mail. I expect this to be an October Surprise.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2020 10:48 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 10:48 AM (fU1ci)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2020 10:49 AM (V2Yro)
Rutgers University:
"The English department at a public university declared that proper
English grammar is racist. Rutgers University's English department will
change its standards of English instruction in an effort to "stand with
and respond" to the Black Lives Matter movement."
Posted by: HiHo at July 25, 2020 10:46 AM (gsaS2)
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SJWs have embraced every single racist trope, including that black people cannot learn to speak proper English.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2020 10:49 AM (cfSRQ)
Opening schools would help the least vulnerable (students and younger/healthy teachers) get mild asymptomatic infections, and complete herd immunity, for the rest of the nation. Teachers retire (on golden pensions) at 55 anyway, so most are not vulnerable (except the fatties).
Posted by: illiniwek at July 25, 2020 10:50 AM (Cus5s)
He also said if schools didn't open and parents sent their children to parochial or charter or private schools that money would not be sent to school system but to offset parents expense.
Posted by: HiHo at July 25, 2020 10:50 AM (gsaS2)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 10:50 AM (6f16T)
Opioid ODs are 20 days. Both Chinese exports
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 25, 2020 10:50 AM (04mT4)
"The English department at a public university declared that proper English grammar is racist. Rutgers University's English department will change its standards of English instruction in an effort to "stand with and respond" to the Black Lives Matter movement."
Posted by: HiHo at July 25, 2020 10:46 AM (gsaS2)
Starting this fall: "Ah's yo new Po'fessa, Beeyotch!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2020 10:51 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2020 10:48 AM (cfSRQ)
One good thing about the failure of the USPS.
Posted by: HiHo at July 25, 2020 10:51 AM (gsaS2)
and at the end, everyone got promoted to the next grade, even the ones who never logged in to a single online session.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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So, pretty much just like in-person schooling.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2020 10:52 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 10:36 AM (NWiLs)
I luv me some public fried chicken and chicken fingers. It is even better after a day or two in the ice chest when you are fishing in the bahamas.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 10:52 AM (JFO2v)
He converted his garage to a salon years ago.
He's Vietnamese, very good.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 25, 2020 10:52 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 10:53 AM (fU1ci)
I do hope though some of the alumni will stop with their donations.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 10:54 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020
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Or serving anything at all.
Posted by: Willie Nelson at July 25, 2020 10:54 AM (rpbg1)
Appreciate some prayers from the Horde.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's On The Road Again &&&& at July 25, 2020 09:17 AM (XOyNr)
Thanks for telling us. And hang in there!
Posted by: m at July 25, 2020 10:55 AM (Bcbbp)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 10:55 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: Tforeman88 at July 25, 2020 10:55 AM (D8IHO)
"The English department at a public university declared that proper English grammar is racist. Rutgers University's English department will change its standards of English instruction in an effort to "stand with and respond" to the Black Lives Matter movement."
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I be shocked!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2020 10:55 AM (+y/Ru)
...wait for it...
...with stringent precautions in place including distancing, masks, temp screening and so on.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2020 10:56 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2020 10:56 AM (DJFLF)
That said, our district's "return to learn" plan is kids at school, M-Th, 8am to 1pm. Mask required. Option available to have all on-line course if you are afraid to send your kid back to the classroom.
Posted by: Swinging for the Downs at July 25, 2020 10:56 AM (O84i1)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 25, 2020 10:57 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020
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Same here. The only odd thing was that I grew up in the French Quarter . . . on Bourbon Street, no less. The FQ was a neighborhood in those days instead of a theme park, with schools, mom-and-pop groceries, and service businesses.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 25, 2020 10:57 AM (rpbg1)
Be kind to the invasive thistle.
The goldfinches love it! It provides food and nesting material for the little creatures.
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2020 10:57 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2020 10:49 AM (V2Yro)
Ever think maybe a Chinese employee at MS sabotaged the product?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2020 10:57 AM (1M4vf)
so many hoops
kids are asked to self isolate 7 days before and 7 days after move in
move in is staggered across the whole of August
but at least they're trying to get around Emperor Wolfus
I've seen a couple of articles that show that UPMC doctors are so over this BS
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 25, 2020 10:58 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2020 10:58 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 25, 2020 10:49 AM (V2Yro)
Ever think maybe a Chinese employee at MS sabotaged the product?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2020 10:57 AM (1M4vf)
Never attribute to malice that which can be explained by bad coding...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 25, 2020 10:58 AM (PiwSw)
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Can't recall but in a similar vein I just read Trump has 49% approval rating... amongst blacks.
Please God let it all translate into votes.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Plugging Into The Matrix at July 25, 2020 10:59 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 25, 2020 11:00 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 11:00 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2020 11:00 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 11:01 AM (fU1ci)
I, for one, don't want the election decided by elements within the USPS postal union.
There is a reason why, after a dozen Constitutional Amendments made to the original document that no one has decreed that the vote is done through the postal system.
The ones pushing for it now are America hating Communists who also want to destroy the Electoral College and expand "voting" to anyone with an internet connection.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 25, 2020 11:01 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 11:00 AM (6f16T)
They are all making a difference, raising awareness, finding their voice, etc etc
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 25, 2020 11:01 AM (TOyHQ)
https://tinyurl.com/y6842pnc
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2020 11:02 AM (DJFLF)
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Cows love to eat star thistle.
"Luke, I am your fodder!"
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2020 11:02 AM (Fc5rx)
From what I remember even a 5% shift would mean utter catastrophe for the left.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Plugging Into The Matrix at July 25, 2020 11:02 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 11:00 AM (6f16T)
They no longer teach how do research, rational thought, history, or any independent thought in colleges or universities.
So yeah just revisioniist history and marxism
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 25, 2020 11:03 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 25, 2020 10:58 AM (TOyHQ)
vmom, they were over it MONTHS ago. They went head to head with Dee Snider over xer/xis unfounded restrictions back in April.
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2020 11:03 AM (DJFLF)
Off to the range in an hour or so. Going to go drink my coffee on the beach. It's just hitting 60 and there's not a cloud in the sky!
I'm making dinner for my oldest son and we will continue season three of GOT.
Have a lovely day, everyone!
Smooches
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 25, 2020 11:03 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2020
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You whisper, "John Lewis sent me!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 25, 2020 11:03 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Stupifying Jones at July 25, 2020 11:03 AM (WNEAw)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 11:03 AM (2DOZq)
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I get a lot of Trump mail and the USPS constantly fucks up my mail.
I don't think it's a coincidence.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Plugging Into The Matrix at July 25, 2020 11:04 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 11:04 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 10:39 AM (fU1ci)
Signs and portents.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 10:40 AM (NWiLs)
I would say the voters decide in November, but of course that's silly. Voters don't get to decide these things.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2020 11:04 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Tforeman88 at July 25, 2020 10:55 AM (D8IHO)
Where did that invasive star thistle come from?
China?
Posted by: HiHo at July 25, 2020 11:05 AM (gsaS2)
....
I heard it was 85%.
Posted by: LOL at July 25, 2020 11:06 AM (EiNjl)
That will get your heart pumping.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3WEmvDJ3_0
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at July 25, 2020 11:06 AM (EMi53)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Let us know if you hear a Who.
Posted by: JT at July 25, 2020 11:06 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2020 11:06 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 25, 2020 11:06 AM (1M4vf)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 11:06 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2020 11:03 AM (DJFLF)
that's Miss Dr Dee Snyder,excuse me very much!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 25, 2020 11:07 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: creeper at July 25, 2020 11:07 AM (XxJt1)
...with stringent precautions in place including distancing, masks, temp screening and so on.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2020 10:56 AM (Fc5rx)
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Politicians can't get their dick out of the knot hole.
Posted by: HiHo at July 25, 2020 11:07 AM (gsaS2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 11:08 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at July 25, 2020 11:08 AM (iWcOl)
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That's the answer! Education Crysrals! Just stir them in water and drink and the kids will be every bit as educated as they are with public education and a university degree. Of course, we'd still have to spend a bajillion taxpayer dollars on education.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2020 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2020 11:06 AM (DJFLF)
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Heh, though "fat" dee snider is probably more appropriate.
Posted by: Swinging for the Downs at July 25, 2020 11:08 AM (O84i1)
Look for black smoke from the SPLC
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
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Black Smoke Matters!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2020 11:09 AM (mht8P)
Xzhe's not gonna take it,
No, xzhe ain't gonna take it,
Xzhe ain't gonna take it any more.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 25, 2020 11:11 AM (oVJmc)
Half of the democrats in Congress want to abolish the pentagon.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2020 11:11 AM (+mn3h)
BtW, was I the only one that noticed like 40 cars blocked by those idiots?
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 25, 2020 11:11 AM (7Fj9P)
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I hate to say it but Starbucks VIA isn't half bad. Does well in a cinch when I've completely run out.
Still trying to find the perfect coffee blend, though it seems like I gravitate more to espresso blends than not.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Plugging Into The Matrix at July 25, 2020 11:12 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 25, 2020 11:12 AM (u08BD)
Most woke Marxist Heart Surgeon in SE Texas
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 11:06 AM (JFO2v)
Hi Everybody!
Did he go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
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Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 11:12 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2020 11:12 AM (R4aZ2)
WUFLU
Hanna
Schools closed
Disease
Unemployment
Hanna
Feminine Itching
Lottery Numbers
it is all bullshit
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Posted by: Case at July 25, 2020 11:13 AM (frO9V)
"When the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) seeks to demolish Chinese Catholic churches, Vatican silence echoes. When the CCP goes on a crusade to destroy crucifixes and holy statues in systemic eradication of the faith, Vatican silence echoes. When the CCP prohibits Chinese children under the age of 18 from practicing religion, global human rights groups react, but Vatican silence echoes. Francis, known as thePope of Mercy, continues his silence while the CCP rounds up Catholic clergy who refuse to join the Chinese Catholic Patriotic Church. When retired Hong Kong Cardinal Joseph Zen warned the Holy See about the danger of... "
Posted by: HiHo at July 25, 2020 11:13 AM (gsaS2)
Posted by: kallisto at July 25, 2020 11:14 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 25, 2020 11:14 AM (HaL55)
declared that proper English grammar is racist. Rutgers University's
English department will change its standards of English instruction in
an effort to "stand with and respond" to the Black Lives Matter
movement."
Posted by: HiHo at July 25, 2020 10:46 AM (gsaS2)
Personally, I think it is racist that black people are assumed to be incapable of speaking properly (or getting places on time or getting ID or, yah know, NOT committing crime).
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 25, 2020 11:14 AM (nAiE/)
...wait for it...
...with stringent precautions in place including distancing, masks, temp screening and so on.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 25, 2020 10:56 AM (Fc5rx)
Sorta reminds me of those not quite as rare as one would think cases of wrongful prosecution, where they find the right guy what did it, there's DNA evidence, he confessed, witnesses come forward, video footage of him committing the crime.
Meanwhile, you're rotting in prison for another six months to a year, before they say "oopsie, sorry!"
Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2020 11:14 AM (hku12)
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I think the backlash will be strong and real. Trump had a moment where it wasn't helping him, because he didn't appear to be acting so he looked weak and ineffectual. Now that he's acting and being more proactive and showing how the dems are blocking him at every turn the backlash is growing and now trending in his favor.
Here's hoping anyway. I always figured once Trump was out of office the country was done, but I'd rather that be in 4 years than in November.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Plugging Into The Matrix at July 25, 2020 11:15 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 25, 2020 11:15 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 25, 2020 11:15 AM (mht8P)
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Odds on him being released within 24 hours?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2020 11:16 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 25, 2020 11:14 AM (nAiE/)
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It's very racist.
But par for the course for the Left.
Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2020 11:16 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2020 11:16 AM (+mn3h)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 25, 2020 11:12 AM (JFO2v)
Can't watch the news. I get news here, other trusted sites and perusing aggregators.
Posted by: HiHo at July 25, 2020 11:16 AM (gsaS2)
*****
Musk tends to be more pithy when he's not toking one up.
Unfortunately it's a rare occasion when he's not inhaling.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Plugging Into The Matrix at July 25, 2020 11:17 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Plugging Into The Matrix at July 25, 2020 11:15 AM (+dsLj)
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I'd rather shit be done and over with.
Posted by: SMH at July 25, 2020 11:17 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 25, 2020 11:14 AM (nAiE/)
It's not that black people can't speak properly but that white people decided what's proper. That's their tortured logic.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 11:18 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 25, 2020 11:18 AM (fU1ci)
Yeah, but if you're an elite and want some stoopid slaves to easily manipulate and order around to satisfy your outsized ego, that's what you design your edumacashonul system to produce.
WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 25, 2020 11:18 AM (HaL55)
declared that proper English grammar is racist. Rutgers University's
English department will change its standards of English instruction in
an effort to "stand with and respond" to the Black Lives Matter
movement."
Posted by: HiHo at July 25, 2020 10:46 AM (gsaS2)
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Well, of course that makes me think of the Key & Peel skit:
https://tinyurl.com/cucq9y9
Posted by: Swinging for the Downs at July 25, 2020 11:18 AM (O84i1)
https://bit.ly/39r4Ek1
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2020 11:18 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2020 11:19 AM (+mn3h)
The targeting has focused exclusively on areas under total Democrat control. Moving out into rural areas puts their operatives at vastly higher risk.
I don't see that happening.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at July 25, 2020 10:41 AM (cfSRQ)
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I tend to agree with you and hope that we are right. I only posted it because Rich Higgins is former NSC.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 25, 2020 11:19 AM (sGotD)
his latest is:
Pronouns suck.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 25, 2020 11:15 AM (TOyHQ)
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They do, bigly!
Posted by: Adverbs at July 25, 2020 11:20 AM (UAMe5)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 25, 2020 11:20 AM (qc+VF)
English grammar is racist. Rutgers University's English department will
change its standards of English instruction in an effort to "stand with
and respond" to the Black Lives Matter movement."
It's not enough that blacks suffer the racism of low expectations. We must all be brought down to the lowest common denominator.
Posted by: Ripley at July 25, 2020 11:20 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 25, 2020 11:12 AM (NWiLs)
that's what you get for drinking Italian cocaine coffee
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 25, 2020 11:20 AM (TOyHQ)
his latest is:
Pronouns suck.
Posted by: vmom 2020
The preferred term is alternate life style pronouns.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2020 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)
declared that proper English grammar is racist. Rutgers University's
English department will change its standards of English instruction in
an effort to "stand with and respond" to the Black Lives Matter
movement."
Posted by: HiHo at July 25, 2020 10:46 AM (gsaS2)
Personally, I think it is racist that black people are assumed to be incapable of speaking properly (or getting places on time or getting ID or, yah know, NOT committing crime).
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 25, 2020 11:14 AM (nAiE/)
There are real points to be made, that Standard American English is just one of many English dialects adopted in this country, and it has no more legitimate basis than any other.
The English spoken in New Orleans or the hills of West Virginia or urban black communities... these are dialects. They have rules and in some cases they're more practical than the rules of SAE.
However... language's first purpose of course, is communication. I know many intelligent black people who can easily speak with their grandmother in a dialect I'd probably need subtitles for, then go to the office and speak fluent SAE.
Could you make the argument that urban black English is as legit as SAE? Of course you can... but are you going to start trying to convert all the rest of us to it? If I started speaking jive, wouldn't that be "cultural appropriation?"
What do you want, do you want to be understood? Do you want to understand me? Then let's settle this. Which one isn't. Because you can't have it both ways... unless you don't WANT me to understand you, in which case, carry on.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 25, 2020 11:21 AM (hku12)
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Which puts him at better than where Obama was in July at the same time before the 2012 election.
That is a fucking miracle.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Plugging Into The Matrix at July 25, 2020 11:22 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 11:22 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Swinging for the Downs at July 25, 2020 11:22 AM (O84i1)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 11:18 AM (2DOZq)
And so what if we did? The king's English is a great leveler. It doesn't matter how poor you are or what patois is spoken in your home, if you learn proper English, you are on a level linguistic playing field with the richest SOB out there.
OTOH, if you speak ignorant slang, people will assume you are ignorant and that puts you at a HUGE disadvantage in the actual world.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 25, 2020 11:23 AM (nAiE/)
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 25, 2020 11:23 AM (+y/Ru)
Read this thread. The NYT seems a bit upset this morning that a twitter sleuth properly identified Christopher Steele's Primary Sub-Source (PSS) and his sources and the PSS turns out to be a part-time Brookings Institute hump and fired of Fiona Hill.
https://tinyurl.com/y4lnb53d
Team Lawfare is also having a meltdown this morning.
Good times.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2020 11:24 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip at July 25, 2020 11:25 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: Infidel at July 25, 2020 11:27 AM (R4aZ2)
It's not a so what. It's the whole point of BLM. They are not saying they can't speak SAE. They are saying they are refusing to being forced to comply with white culture.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 11:27 AM (2DOZq)
Time I started to move things around anyways.
That's all I do these days is move things around and throw things away.
Stay cool.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 25, 2020 11:30 AM (+mn3h)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 11:27 AM (2DOZq)
If they insist on self-segregating via language - I won't stop them.
Posted by: Ridiculous at July 25, 2020 11:32 AM (XAbde)
Good times.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2020 11:24 AM (ZLI7S)
It's not really "framing framing" if there is not really a crime that you accuse another of committing.
Take homicide for example - kill somebody and tamper with evidence to make it look like somebody else did it. That is framing.
But if one merely creates the appearance of 'evidence' that somebody that never existed was 'killed' by somebody. That is not really "framing framing'.
- Lawfare
You know that is their angle.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 25, 2020 11:33 AM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Ridiculous at July 25, 2020 11:32 AM (XAbde)
That's what will happen. I'm just saying that BLM doesn't see what Rutgers did as racist.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 11:34 AM (2DOZq)
But if one merely creates the appearance of 'evidence' that somebody that never existed was 'killed' by somebody. That is not really "framing framing'.
>>- Lawfare
The problem is the clowns at Lawfare have know all along who the source was for the Steele dossier and they have been lying for over 3 years about it. They were part of the coup attempt.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2020 11:37 AM (ZLI7S)
It's not a so what. It's the whole point of BLM. They are not
saying they can't speak SAE. They are saying they are refusing to being
forced to comply with white culture.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 25, 2020 11:27 AM (2DOZq)
Which is as stupid and self defeating as refusing to learn in school because it is "acting white". It should not be the job of universities to sooth their hurt feelings... it is the job of any school to give them the tools to succeed in life which includes enforcing proper speech and writing.
It very much is a so what if they wish to be successful in a way that does not depend on being born with great athletic ability or the ability to be one of the relative handful of black people who succeed in the music business. Any other type of success requires hard work, education and the ability to communicate clearly.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 25, 2020 11:38 AM (nAiE/)
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It's in that category of creepy good movies that I will never watch a second time along with Skeleton Key and Fallen.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 25, 2020 12:05 PM (yQpMk)
Good times.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 25, 2020 11:24 AM (ZLI7S)
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Thanks for that link. Lisa Page is terribly upset also. LOL
I'm so looking forward to the great reveals and indictments, and I suspect that will happen before Labor Day.
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