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The Morning Rant
--She is a Trump supporter.
--She is an outspoken Christian
--She is an evangelist
--She is a pro-life activist
--She likes to use the #JesusMatters hashtag on social media This 5 Fast Facts About Bevelyn Beatty is a surprisingly even-handed summation of who she is and what she's about. I especially like this:
The New York Post reported that in one video, Beatty said: “Ladies and gentlemen, we’re in Brooklyn and it ain’t over. Jesus matters. We’re taking our country back. We’re taking it back. And let me tell you something, the police need our help. They can’t stand alone. Don’t just sit by idly and watch your country go to the ground.”We cannot spare this woman. She fights. Unlike Conservative, Inc. Well, actually, they fight, too. But what they fight are mostly other conservatives. I think this well-known quote by Martin Luther is applicable here:
“If I profess with the loudest voice and clearest exposition every portion of the truth of God except precisely that little point which the world and the devil are at the moment attacking, I am not confessing Christ, however boldly I may be professing Christ. Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. And to be steady on all the battle fields besides is merely flight and disgrace if he flinches at that point.”Ms. Beatty is on the front lines, fighting where the action is hottest. These other guys, these William Kristols and David Frenches and Rick Wilsons, what are they doing? What have these "conservatives" doing to promote conservative principles? Nothing except losing their shit over Donald Trump for the past three and a half years. Meanwhile, our country is threatened with dissolution, you can practically hear the fault lines cracking, and the NeverTrumpers are off fighting their own little war. Put it another way: Bevelyn Beatty is out there past the trenches and barbed wire in no-man's land with a flame thrower and a belt of hand grenades, dodging shells and bullets as she tries to take out an enemy machine gun nest. Meanwhile, the NeverTrumper REMFs are well back away from any actual fighting, plotting against the general and lending aid and comfort to the enemy army. If this was an actual way, they could all executed as traitors. One Bevelyn Beatty is worth a hundred Jonah Goldbergs.
On the Front Lines:
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Eff the NFL:
They keep taking it down. But people keep putting it back up. pic.twitter.com/2snVhOF6Ds
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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List Please submit any prayer requests to “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com.
For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com. If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless we receive an update. Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:
Prayer Requests: 6/24 - Ellipse ( … ) asks for prayers for his wife (and the rest of the family) after her 35 year old son committed suicide. 6/30 - Annie’s Stew requests prayers for our country - that God’s will would be done, and that evil would be overcome. 7/8 - Prayers are requested for Kim and her family, as her husband passed away from MS. He was only in his 50s. Prayers for their daughters, as well. 7/18 - IrishMikeComedy thanks the Horde again for the prayers for his son, born in April. He’d like to request prayers now for complete healing for his son from a UTI that seems cleared up, but they are checking for renal scarring. 7/18 - IrishMikeComedy also asks for prayers for employment. He was laid off last Thursday. He is looking for remote work in customer service, with a specialty in insurance.
For Healing: 6/24 - Asheville Robert needs prayers for healing; he has been diagnosed with a tumor in his colon. 6/24 - NaughtyPine requests prayers for her sister-in-law, who had a stroke. 7/15 - Fox2 requests prayers for his friend Vicki, who is suffering from a rare form of cartilage cancer. Her doctor is talking about taking her log off above the knee. Please pray for healing and for wisdom for the doctors. 7/17 - Dr_No requests prayers for his daughter Megan. She is scheduled for a 5.5 hour operation 7/21 to remove a Stage 2 cancer from her sigmoid colon, and will have a complete hysterectomy for preventative reasons.
http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm Keep calm and pray on!
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 22, 2020 11:18 AM (0nzky)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 11:18 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 22, 2020 11:18 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 22, 2020 11:20 AM (0nzky)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 22, 2020 11:20 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:21 AM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2020 11:20 AM (bDqIh)
Not Michael. Well, not Nouri, anyway.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 11:21 AM (qPRoU)
Gonna be tough to pull them away from the discussion of bladed handguns and ammo firing brass knuckles from the thread below, I tells ya!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2020 11:21 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 11:22 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:22 AM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:22 AM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:21 AM (l4C/z)
That's right. Every day is gorilla theater here at the HQ.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 11:22 AM (qPRoU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 22, 2020 11:22 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 22, 2020 11:23 AM (E+OcO)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 22, 2020 11:23 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:22 AM (l4C/z)
You are correct, sir. See #4.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 11:23 AM (qPRoU)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 22, 2020 11:23 AM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2020 11:23 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:24 AM (l4C/z)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at July 22, 2020 11:24 AM (1LRIF)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 22, 2020 11:20 AM (0nzky)
50 quatloos for partial credit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 11:24 AM (qPRoU)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 11:21 AM (qPRoU)
Michael Ontkean?...from Slap Shot?
Posted by: BignJames at July 22, 2020 11:24 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 22, 2020 11:24 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at July 22, 2020 11:24 AM (377Zs)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2020 11:23 AM (bDqIh)
You are correct, ma'am! 300 quatloos for the trifecta!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 11:25 AM (qPRoU)
++++++++++
Unfair. Goldberg has no value and you can't find a multiple of zero. Undefined.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:25 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2020 11:25 AM (EGyGV)
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 22, 2020 11:25 AM (3b35n)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2020 11:25 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 22, 2020 11:25 AM (P1m+p)
portion of the truth of God except precisely that little point which the
world and the devil are at the moment attacking, I am not confessing
Christ, however boldly I may be professing Christ.
Please read my new piece of conservative writing in the BullPatch, called "Why Martin Luther Is A Bad Christian" !
Posted by: The Rev. Colonel David French, A Xantastic Guy! at July 22, 2020 11:25 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 22, 2020 11:25 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:25 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2020 11:25 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 11:25 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: BignJames at July 22, 2020 11:24 AM (X/Pw5)
Yes, he was in Slap Shot.
50 quatloos because late. (See #19)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 11:25 AM (qPRoU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 22, 2020 11:26 AM (Zmi7B)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 22, 2020 11:26 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:21 AM (l4C/z)
That's right. Every day is gorilla theater here at the HQ.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 11:22 AM (qPRoU)
Hell yeah!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:26 AM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2020 11:26 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at July 22, 2020 11:26 AM (lgiXo)
Posted by: BignJames at July 22, 2020 11:27 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 22, 2020 11:27 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Top.Man. at July 22, 2020 11:27 AM (h+0Ny)
Closer to 10,000 Jonah's to one Bevelyn.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 22, 2020 11:25 AM (WEBkv)
True, but I didn't want to make it look like I was piling on.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 11:27 AM (qPRoU)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2020 11:27 AM (d6PIl)
And the Hansen Brothers!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2020 11:27 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 11:28 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Top.Man. at July 22, 2020 11:27 AM (h+0Ny)
Of course. I can't guarantee I'll use it, but I'm always open to suggestions.
My e-mail is my AosHQ nic at yahoo dot com.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 11:28 AM (qPRoU)
no clue who he is.
but i'm guessing it's from the one movie she did, some beach type flick who's name as suddenly escaped me...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2020 11:28 AM (+NdM9)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 22, 2020 11:28 AM (x8Wzq)
No idea who it is, but the Who Dis dame today is very good looking. I can't quite put my finger on why exactly, but man.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:25 AM (hYcqw)
It's the eyes. See that one camera shot from the video for Walk Like An Egyptian. You know the one...
https://tinyurl.com/yxrzmqkv
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2020 11:28 AM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2020 11:29 AM (q1Pj5)
And I had no idea Susanna Hoffs had ever done any movie work.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 11:29 AM (rpbg1)
https://tinyurl.com/yxrzmqkv
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2020 11:28 AM (EGyGV)
+++++++++++
Yeah, that is definitely a pretty major part of it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:29 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2020 11:29 AM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 22, 2020 11:29 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
Yes.
And my colleagues tell me he's a heck of a guy.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2020 11:29 AM (axyOa)
And the Hansen Brothers!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo
Movie was shot in Johnstown, Pa. They do (or did) have a minor league hockey team called The Chiefs.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 22, 2020 11:29 AM (Zmi7B)
Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at July 22, 2020 11:29 AM (H+ETc)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 11:27 AM (qPRoU)
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That's mighty gracious of you. I'm sure Jonah would be pleased.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 22, 2020 11:29 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: BignJames
I'll bet Tostino's could make a fortune!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2020 11:29 AM (d6PIl)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 22, 2020 11:30 AM (WX+x0)
Slap Shot is one of my favorite sports movies of all time, I think it is
terribly underrated. I've heard that small town league hockey players
will say that it's actually the most realistic league hockey movie ever
made.
And the Hansen Brothers!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2020 11:27 AM (Kpl3J)
Wrapping the foil coach
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 22, 2020 11:30 AM (k/TB6)
Posted by: Old Dude at July 22, 2020 11:30 AM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2020 11:30 AM (XhWtx)
The ratio of Bevelyns to Jonahs:
Trick question!
You cannot add together enough negative values to EVER equal a positive - let alone a strong positive!
Posted by: Parker at July 22, 2020 11:30 AM (zV/fi)
Posted by: BignJames at July 22, 2020 11:27 AM (X/Pw5)
Which is exactly what the recipe calls for, that is, the eggroll wrappings are repurposed as filled with pizza ingredients.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 11:30 AM (qPRoU)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2020 11:30 AM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2020 11:30 AM (+NdM9)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
Yes.
And my colleagues tell me he's a heck of a guy.
Posted by: Diogenes
Go read his bio on IMDb.
Damn.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2020 11:31 AM (d6PIl)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 11:29 AM (rpbg1)
I think you're right....Kate Jackson, too?
Posted by: BignJames at July 22, 2020 11:31 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2020 11:30 AM (XhWtx)
Me, too. I'm sure the worship would be quite lively.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 11:31 AM (qPRoU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2020 11:31 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2020 11:31 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 22, 2020 11:31 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Old Dude at July 22, 2020 11:30 AM (LGXGf)
Well the fact that they did arrest her shows that they managed overcome whatever reservations they might have.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:31 AM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 22, 2020 11:31 AM (Zmi7B)
Mega feminine, big hair, lots of makeup, slightly demure, and confident without being angry about it.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2020 11:31 AM (ZXEIP)
I think Michael Ontkean was in the TV aeries The Rookies when he first started out?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 11:29 AM (rpbg1)
I think you're right....Kate Jackson, too?
Posted by: BignJames at July 22, 2020 11:31 AM (X/Pw5)
Yes, that's correct. I believe that they played husband and wife in that series.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2020 11:32 AM (EGyGV)
Speaking of Carnac, my fave was..
The answer is Dean Martin, Tutenkamen and Chuck Barris....
"Name a Rummy, a Mummy and a Dummy !"
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 11:32 AM (arJlL)
In my neck of the woods Redwood City CA scrubbed a blm street "mural" because a clever real estate attorney insisted on painting a MAGA 2020 mural next to it!
Freaking Redwood City actually paid for the blm paint (it was temporary unlike NYC). So, blm had to go, they certainly can't promote the bad orange man.
https://tinyurl.com/y3o8zlgm
I hope this is just the start. I see Tim Pool did a video on this as well, but now it's not showing on his video list (thanks google).
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2020 11:32 AM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: LOL at July 22, 2020 11:32 AM (EiNjl)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 22, 2020 11:32 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at July 22, 2020 11:33 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2020 11:33 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2020 11:30 AM (XhWtx)
God bless Bevelyn. I'm both proud and humbled to call her my sister in Christ.
Posted by: Emmie at July 22, 2020 11:33 AM (+ljgK)
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2020 11:33 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 22, 2020 11:33 AM (BQmhd)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2020 11:30 AM (U9Qbt
You can't but the Minnesota Freedom Fund raised 30 million for support and bail of Floyd rioters... and spent something like 80,000 on bail.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2020 11:33 AM (ZXEIP)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 11:29 AM (rpbg1)
The one movie she was in, The Allnighter, was directed by her mother.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 11:33 AM (qPRoU)
48 Slap Shot is one of my favorite sports movies of all time, I think it is terribly underrated. I've heard that small town league hockey players will say that it's actually the most realistic league hockey movie ever made.
And the Hansen Brothers!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2020 11:27 AM (Kpl3J)
My best friend's dad was coach of our small town's semi-pro hockey team. "Slap Shot" is spot on regarding the life and times.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2020 11:33 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Bill Hedrick at July 22, 2020 11:34 AM (WHmC/)
And the Hansen Brothers!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo
Movie was shot in Johnstown, Pa. They do (or did) have a minor league hockey team called The Chiefs.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 22, 2020 11:29 AM (Zmi7B)
Minor league player / coach John Brophy was the inspiration for the paul newman character. late of the Admirals here in Hampton Roads. i believe he's the 3 winningest coach in all of hockey history and had at least one stint coaching in the NHL, not just ECHL and AHL.
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2020 11:34 AM (+NdM9)
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 22, 2020 11:34 AM (BQmhd)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:31 AM (l4C/z)
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The cops in blue cities are being encouraged to arrest ordinary citizens and ignore outright criminals.
What, exactly, are the conclusions we citizens are to draw from this state of affairs?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 22, 2020 11:34 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 11:34 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2020 11:34 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 22, 2020 11:34 AM (iTXRQ)
It's a very effective way to shape media coverage - attack any journalist at the riots who isn't explicitly pro-Antifa.
The Antifa "journalists" then complain when people like Andy Ngo use their video, when they have stated publicly that they will beat Ngo if he shows up in person.
Most Antifa "journalists" at the riots use the time-honored technique of filming the riot, and then posting only edited clips of police attacking the crowd, leaving out what happened in the minute or two prior.
For example, last night, the Feds attacked when someone successfully got a fire going on one of the plywood doors of the Federal courthouse. (At least one of the charging Feds was carrying a fire extinguisher to put out the fire.)
Edit out the fire starting, and bingo - instant video clips of police brutality.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 22, 2020 11:34 AM (I2/tG)
Can't have that. Doc came out to lobby to fetch me to calm the natives. Appt completed. Way too much estrogen in one space.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 22, 2020 11:35 AM (WX+x0)
When it comes to actually accomplishing anything, Goldberg=Ace.
Posted by: Quiet at July 22, 2020 11:35 AM (P0MsZ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2020 11:35 AM (1ISKN)
Married to the same man since '93. Pretty remarkable for someone in her profession.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 22, 2020 11:35 AM (sPz5P)
she's in Austin Powers' band Ming Tea
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 22, 2020 11:35 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: mnw at July 22, 2020 11:36 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 22, 2020 11:31 AM (PiwSw)
Sorry, only 50 quatloos because not Jay.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 11:36 AM (qPRoU)
My own firm is spending thousands of man hours purging terms like "abort" and "blacklist" from our source code and product documentation. Because that's worth doing and is a totally sensible use of engineering and document control resources.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:36 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Anachronda at July 22, 2020 11:36 AM (sGtp+)
Mega feminine, big hair, lots of makeup, slightly demure, and confident without being angry about it.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2020
*
*
+ 10000
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 11:36 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 22, 2020 11:35 AM (WX+x0)
Hey, that's my Indian Name!!!
Posted by: Brian Stelter at July 22, 2020 11:36 AM (ZXEIP)
Speaking of Carnac, my fave was..
The answer is Dean Martin, Tutenkamen and Chuck Barris....
"Name a Rummy, a Mummy and a Dummy !"
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 11:32 AM (arJlL)
"Meeeee....."
When Geronimo jumps out of an airplane..
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2020 11:36 AM (+NdM9)
And she had a band that performed in the first one.
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2020 11:36 AM (ZfRYq)
Saw an interview with her...she said that the police treated her very well.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 22, 2020 11:36 AM (sPz5P)
My own firm is spending thousands of man hours purging terms like "abort" and "blacklist" from our source code and product documentation. Because that's worth doing and is a totally sensible use of engineering and document control resources.
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Control +F
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2020 11:36 AM (1ISKN)
The State has become the Enemy.
We are on our own.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 22, 2020 11:37 AM (w7KSn)
***********
But be careful not to injure yourself or you'll need to see a Cairopractor.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2020 11:37 AM (Fc5rx)
It's the eyes.
See that one camera shot from the video for Walk Like An Egyptian. You know the one...
https://tinyurl.com/yxrzmqkv
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
This. And she's still got it.
Posted by: Gooshy at July 22, 2020 11:37 AM (0b/Ui)
Posted by: Google at July 22, 2020 11:37 AM (4rEnM)
http://archive.vn/KEwqX
Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at July 22, 2020 11:33 AM (BQmhd)
Last I saw the father had custody of the baby. The mother is claiming the baby is fine, it was all just fun n' games n' stuff. These people need to be snuffed out.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2020 11:37 AM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at July 22, 2020 11:37 AM (6oleO)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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I've heard the Eustachians are something also!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2020 11:38 AM (tIU+r)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2020 11:38 AM (oVJmc)
Women CANNOT work together.
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2020 11:38 AM (ZfRYq)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3sebt9z
Posted by: Emmie at July 22, 2020 11:38 AM (+ljgK)
See the book promoted up in the side bar? It has generated thousands of dollars of donations to charity.
I'd say that's something.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 22, 2020 11:38 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 22, 2020 11:31 AM (PiwSw)
Correction (thanks Ducky ducky go go)
Hoffs married Roach before he made the Austin Powers movies.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 22, 2020 11:38 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:18 AM
I think their condition is one is not allowed to raise money for someone who has committed a crime. Whether or not any of us agree with the classification of what she did was a crime, she was arrested and charged. Therefore, I think GoFundMe can say that raising money for someone who has been charged with a crime is against their policy.
Also, while I applaud her activism, I think someone noted yesterday that the better way to fight back against this is to do what they did in California and write your own messages on the street. Like they did with "Baby Lives Matter" outside the Planned Parenthood.
So Miss Beatty should change her tactics and start painting "Jesus Matters" on streets all over the city.
They might then charge her with "graffiti" or something, since she did not get permission to do it. But then she could demand permission and if they deny her, she can ask them why the double standards of allowing "Black Lives Matter" and not "Jesus Matters".
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 22, 2020 11:38 AM (Do5/p)
Women CANNOT work together.
Nobody hates women like other women. Everyone who's ever been to high school has seen it firsthand.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2020 11:39 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 11:39 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2020 11:36 AM (1ISKN)
++++++++++
Sure, to find 'em all. But when they're used in variables, things get trickier because you have to rename those variables and fix all references and ensure there are no overlaps. Then there is yet more QA activity to validate everything. And you have to rev all the documentation again. And there is tilting at windmills involved because some terms like "abort" and "kill" are industry standards with known meanings and various problems with replacing them. And it can't be done in one round because the rules keep changing and so we will inevitably do it again.
It is the stupidest thing I have seen in a very long time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:39 AM (hYcqw)
Mega feminine, big hair, lots of makeup, slightly demure, and confident without being angry about it.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2020
oh yeah - who the hell told chicks today that they should shave one half of their head and dye the rest flaming pink???
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2020 11:39 AM (Kpl3J)
Last I saw the father had custody of the baby. The mother is claiming the baby is fine, it was all just fun n' games n' stuff. These people need to be snuffed out.
This is her new boyfriend, who's out on parole. Who she left the baby with.
This 'mom' needs to be kept away from this child.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2020 11:39 AM (oVJmc)
Heh, reminds me of a current meme going around: a picture of Taylor Swift and something like "She's made $360 million from songs about her poor choices in men. . And she's picked Biden for president."
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2020 11:39 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2020 11:39 AM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2020 11:38 AM (tIU+r)
John has a long eustach.
Posted by: BignJames at July 22, 2020 11:39 AM (X/Pw5)
And if we should ultimately prevail, I want to see a lot of wine moms with freshly shaved heads.
Posted by: Old Dude at July 22, 2020 11:40 AM (LGXGf)
Posted by: silent at July 22, 2020 11:40 AM (CrU4U)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2020 11:39 AM (Kpl3J)
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And, your point?
Posted by: Cyndi Lauper at July 22, 2020 11:40 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 22, 2020 11:40 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2020
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Partied themselves practically out of history, I guess. Didn't they teach the proto-Romans about gladiator combat and arena entertainment?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 11:40 AM (rpbg1)
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Wait till the find out about plumbing. It's all cocks and nipples, male and female, etc.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2020 11:40 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2020 11:37 AM (Fc5rx)
Yeah, but you only need to worry if you're an old Giza.
*bows with flourish*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2020 11:40 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2020 11:31 AM (oVJmc)
Since Egyptians were Black, according to the new history, especially Cleopatra,
Then walking like an Egyptian is cultural appropriation, thus RAAAAACIEST!
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2020 11:40 AM (NgKpN)
Thank you for bringing her forward. Just discovered her last night and spent quite a while enjoying her posts.
She truly is a Light Bringer.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2020 11:40 AM (vW9Vw)
The whole thing is evil.
Babies are not props, and you don't place your freakin' knee as a game.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2020 11:41 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2020 11:37 AM (Fc5rx)
Yeah, but you only need to worry if you're an old Giza.
*bows with flourish*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2020 11:40 AM (wPVhA)
/shakes head sadly
Tut Tut... Egyptian puns.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2020 11:41 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Egyptian Al Jolson at July 22, 2020 11:41 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: ShainS at July 22, 2020 11:41 AM (3LMrK)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2020 11:40 AM (1ISKN)
++++++++++++
Yeah, that's going to be fun. Plumbers won't bother, but IT hardware manufacturers will. I suspect they'll go with "plug" and "receptacle" instead of "male" and "female" - which will be cumbersome and less clear to someone without context.
But whatever. Racism, yo.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:41 AM (hYcqw)
no clue who he is.
but i'm guessing it's from the one movie she did, some beach type flick who's name as suddenly escaped me...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2020 11:28 AM (+NdM9)
Might Michael Steele be numero uno???
Posted by: browndog at July 22, 2020 11:41 AM (BgMrQ)
Maybe I'm quickly headed into dirty-old-lady territory but the *actors* are all adults... been watching Teen Wolf.
(Or at least the actors who take their shirts off are all adults.)
Posted by: Synova at July 22, 2020 11:41 AM (BD/yx)
What, exactly, are the conclusions we citizens are to draw from this state of affairs?
Posted by: blake
Leave no witnesses alive?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2020 11:42 AM (d6PIl)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 22, 2020 11:42 AM (Xt8E3)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2020
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Partied themselves practically out of history, I guess. Didn't they teach the proto-Romans about gladiator combat and arena entertainment?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 11:40 AM (rpbg1)
And road building.
Basically, the Romans out-hustled them. The Etruscans had early tech advantages but not a strong enough military to live near Roma.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:42 AM (l4C/z)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper
Think she woulda married him if his name was Jay Spider ?
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 11:42 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2020 11:43 AM (tIU+r)
Big Brother (or Big Sister, whichever) who controls the country now will not allow that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Masks are BS. Flu season is over. at July 22, 2020 11:43 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2020 11:42 AM (d6PIl)
+++++++++
When vigilance committees take over more and more - something I see as inevitable if we continue down this road - the old Endangered Species Act slogan is going to come back into the fore.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:43 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 22, 2020 11:43 AM (cALhI)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2020 11:42 AM (d6PIl)
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Eh, I figure I'm not the only one to observe and ponder such questions.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 22, 2020 11:43 AM (WEBkv)
Hoffs married Roach before he made the Austin Powers movies.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper
Think she woulda married him if his name was Jay Spider ?
and if his middle name was Facehugging?
Posted by: Anachronda at July 22, 2020 11:43 AM (sGtp+)
Walk Like an Egyptian
***********
But be careful not to injure yourself or you'll need to see a Cairopractor.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2020 11:37 AM (Fc5rx)
Could be worse. Could have your common Sinaius infection mistaken for the Chi-Nah Lung Rot.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2020 11:43 AM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:39 AM (hYcqw)
you know there's some VP of something angling for a promotion because zhe is so "Woke", and everyone else in the chain of command, above and below, is terrified that they'll be whacked if they say a single word pointing out how idiotic and wasteful this is.
In the long run, this is how organizations of all sizes start to die. When extraneous political issues and personal power plays begin to completely dominate all decision making, to the exclusion of all else. It can go on for a while, but in the end the organization will be left with no one in charge except political game players, who never had any skill at anything else.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2020 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)
Mega feminine, big hair, lots of makeup, slightly demure, and confident without being angry about it.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2020
Endorsed.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2020 11:43 AM (ZGrMX)
It was a pyramid scheme.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2020 11:44 AM (ZXEIP)
Mega feminine, big hair, lots of makeup, slightly demure, and confident without being angry about it.
Posted by: ...
Even Joan Jett managed to come across as girly.
She did a cover of AC\DC a while back, in her 30s, and looked like a metal version of Marie Osmond.
Posted by: Gooshy at July 22, 2020 11:44 AM (0b/Ui)
It is barely recognizable as the city I knew.
Most prolifically, the area around Madison Square Garden has become a homeless camp and open drug den. There are places boarded up, everywhere smells like urine and crime is noticeably rampant. I talked to a friend of mine who is a detective. His advice? Stay away. Period. Every category of crime is way up, most are not being prosecuted or the perps are back on the street the next day. Carjackings, assaults and other violent crimes are prevalent.
This is the effect of rule by the Democrat Party. It's what they have in store for our country- and worse.
It is a sad destruction of America, and it's being covered up with the help of a Vichy Media.
This is what people want? Do they think their neighborhood and lives will be spared? What absolute fools.
But keep wearing that mask, or something.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2020 11:45 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:31 AM (l4C/z)
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The cops in blue cities are being encouraged to arrest ordinary citizens and ignore outright criminals.
What, exactly, are the conclusions we citizens are to draw from this state of affairs?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 22, 2020 11:34 AM (WEBkv)
That law is derived from the people. And when the legal system is no longer a source of law, the people are justified in taking the power back into their own hands.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:45 AM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at July 22, 2020 11:45 AM (vuisn)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2020 11:38 AM (tIU+r)
Tubular!
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2020 11:45 AM (NgKpN)
But be careful not to injure yourself or you'll need to see a Cairopractor.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2020 11:37 AM (Fc5rx)
Yeah, but you only need to worry if you're an old Giza.
*bows with flourish*
not certain i cotton to these giza puns
Posted by: That My Pillow Guy at July 22, 2020 11:45 AM (sGtp+)
It's amazing how people think being accused of somehow supporting racism is a death sentence. So they run around hysterically denouncing anyone remotely associated with their group who might have said something un PC by today's standards a hundred years ago.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 22, 2020 11:45 AM (q1l0a)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 22, 2020 11:46 AM (WEBkv)
It was a pyramid scheme.
Posted by: ...
Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2020 11:46 AM (d6PIl)
Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2020 11:45 AM (VpIIl)
+++++++++++++
And somewhere, Rudy Gulliani and his "broken windows" police commissioners are shaking their heads in disgust.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:46 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2020 11:44 AM (ZXEIP)
But if you accuse the producers of cooking the books you'll get nothing but de nile.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2020 11:46 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:22 AM (l4C/z)
The Irish band Saw Doctors had a song called "I'd Love To Kiss The Bangles." At one point, the lyric turns to:
I wouldn't kiss Shane McGowan,
Because his teeth are all green and mangled -
But Jesus Christ Almighty,
I'd love to bang the Bangles!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2020 11:46 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
I am so frustrated by everything, but especially this GoFundMe situation. They keep shutting down support for people on our side.
Posted by: MikeM at July 22, 2020 11:46 AM (eZZIh)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2020
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Partied themselves practically out of history, I guess. Didn't they teach the proto-Romans about gladiator combat and arena entertainment?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
I wouldn't Etrusc them as far as I could throw them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2020 11:46 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:47 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2020 11:37 AM (Fc5rx)
Yeah, but you only need to worry if you're an old Giza.
you guys beat me to the good puns
no pharaoh!
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 22, 2020 11:47 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: josephistan at July 22, 2020 11:47 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2020 11:47 AM (U9Qbt)
She did a cover of AC\DC a while back, in her 30s, and looked like a metal version of Marie Osmond.
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Dee Snyder at July 22, 2020 11:47 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 22, 2020 11:47 AM (dfRN6)
something, since she did not get permission to do it. But then she
could demand permission and if they deny her, she can ask them why the
double standards of allowing "Black Lives Matter" and not "Jesus
Matters".
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 22, 2020 11:38 AM (Do5/p)
What happened in Redwood City needs to be taking place everywhere there's one of these fekking "murals". Sue the cities. Equal speech. What I find not surprising is I live up here, and none of the local outlets said "boo" about it, even though they were oh-so happy to announce it was painted in the first place.
All the usual suspects, kgo, kron, ktvu don't have a single clue, kpix did a tv spot, but it's been scrubbed from their website as well. Down the memory hole. Have you heard covid is killing people?
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2020 11:48 AM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2020 11:48 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 22, 2020 11:47 AM (dfRN6)
+++++++
Well done, sir. Well done indeed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:48 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 11:48 AM (arJlL)
You will be hearing from my lawyers shortly.
Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at July 22, 2020 11:48 AM (d/5jB)
Posted by: illiniwek at July 22, 2020 11:48 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:48 AM (l4C/z)
And this is Exhibit A on why we must resist all efforts to do away with paper currency.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2020 11:49 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:46 AM (hYcqw)"
It reminded me of the pre-Giuliani era- only worse. To see it go from a relatively vibrant economic community to an absolute disaster in such a short time under Democrat tutelage is stunning.
This is Democrats "paradise". More like hell.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 22, 2020 11:49 AM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at July 22, 2020 11:49 AM (wvn6O)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:45 AM (l4C/z)
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And I would assume we are not the only ones to ask such questions and draw such conclusions.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 22, 2020 11:49 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:22 AM (l4C/z)
The Irish band Saw Doctors had a song called "I'd Love To Kiss The Bangles." At one point, the lyric turns to:
I wouldn't kiss Shane McGowan,
Because his teeth are all green and mangled -
But Jesus Christ Almighty,
I'd love to bang the Bangles!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2020 11:46 AM (2JVJo)
There is truth there
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:49 AM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Dee Snyder at July 22, 2020 11:49 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2020 11:48 AM (85Gof)
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1. Put that on a t-shirt.
2. Profit
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2020 11:50 AM (1ISKN)
no pharaoh!
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 22, 2020 11:47 AM (iTXRQ)
So let it be said, so let it be written.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2020 11:50 AM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 22, 2020 11:50 AM (iTXRQ)
https://youtu.be/7gAZiVX-jss
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:50 AM (hYcqw)
no clue who he is.
but i'm guessing it's from the one movie she did, some beach type flick who's name as suddenly escaped me...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2020 11:28 AM (+NdM9)
Might Michael Steele be numero uno???
Posted by: browndog at July 22, 2020 11:41 AM (BgMrQ)
she definitely had her moments, but i liked Vicki Peterson the most.
she looked like she enjoyed dirty things...
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2020 11:50 AM (+NdM9)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2020 11:38 AM
Totally tubular!
Posted by: Moon Unit Zappa at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Dee Snyder at July 22, 2020 11:49 AM (oVJmc)
You would have to search nursing homes for the last few members and get them to sign up.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (q1l0a)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:45 AM (l4C/z)
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And I would assume we are not the only ones to ask such questions and draw such conclusions.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 22, 2020 11:49 AM (WEBkv)
We need moar.
That day could be coming soon, we'll see.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (l4C/z)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (Zmnko)
We've lost control of our government. Plus, our government will attack us for the crime (in their eyes) of not submitting to their tyranny over us.
My eyes were opened on 1-1-94 when my career (and the careers of millions of other middle-class Americans) was destroyed by NAFTA. This abortion of a law just so happened to eliminate the bulk of Republican political donations. How convenient...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Masks are BS. Flu season is over. at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (arJlL)
We're supposed to wear masks forever, aren't we?
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (8B6Ng)
Mega feminine, big hair, lots of makeup, slightly demure, and confident without being angry about it.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2020
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Exhibit B: Jan Smithers. (I know WKRP started in the '70s, but it went on into the '80s, and her guest starring career was then.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Emmie at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (+ljgK)
Posted by: josephistan at July
Cut the cord and throw your TV out.
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at July 22, 2020 11:52 AM (EiNjl)
Can't have that. Doc came out to lobby to fetch me to calm the natives. Appt completed. Way too much estrogen in one space.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 22, 2020 11:35 AM (WX+x0)
Went to the optometrist today to pick up a set of contacts. Karen Receptionist told me to pull the mask over my nose. I said no, it fogs my glasses and I can't see.
Off she went to get the contacts. Brought them back. I checked the paperwork to make sure they were mine, at which point she sneered, "Oh, they're yours. I know exactly who you are."
"Good," was my response, with just the right amount of venom. As soon as my new glasses come in, I'm cancelling my account there and I'll let the doctor know why.
Fuck this goddamned country.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2020 11:52 AM (2JVJo)
A conservative women's group has already submitted a request to do their own organization's tagline as a mural, and included specifications that it must be similar in size and prominent placement as the #BLM murals. They have lawyers all set to sue when/if de Blasio denies the request.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2020 11:52 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2020 11:52 AM (d6PIl)
Posted by: Moki at July 22, 2020 11:52 AM (/H+aK)
And this is Exhibit A on why we must resist all efforts to do away with paper currency.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2020 11:49 AM (bDqIh)
Like the "shortage" of coins that's supposedly going on right now? Buncha horse shit, just to force people to use their ATM/credit cards instead of cash.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (EGyGV)
Yes... Until Joe is elected... Then like obama's election the seas will lowered and all will be healed!
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (Zmnko)
Exhibit B: Jan Smithers. (I know WKRP started in the '70s, but it went on into the '80s, and her guest starring career was then.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (rpbg1)
Oh yes, very nice.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (ZXEIP)
Posted by: Gooshy at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (0b/Ui)
Posted by: Old Dude
Well, I might be getting my stories mixed up. I will go find it. But I read that she said the police treated her *like royalty.* Not well, not fairly, like royalty.
Posted by: MikeM at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (eZZIh)
Corrected for accuracy.
Posted by: AoS Editor Intern at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (bG/5x)
What a beyotch, MPPP!
Why is it so hard for some people to be pleasant?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (EGyGV)
I've not come across that issue yet in Houston.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (U9Qbt)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sky1tt8vLA
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 22, 2020
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Nice. Looks like she ran a comb through her hair for this video.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2020 11:54 AM (tIU+r)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
therefore, you am ?
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (arJlL)
yes that is accurate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2020 11:54 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (8B6Ng)
Please. Spare me the hyperbole. You only need to wear one until you're dead.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2020 11:54 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 11:54 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 22, 2020 11:54 AM (TOyHQ)
Oddly enough the only person who has told me to adjust my mask - and quite nastily - was also a receptionist at the eye doctor.
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2020 11:55 AM (ZXEIP)
When they get one.
Does this seem odd to anyone else?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 22, 2020 11:55 AM (1ISKN)
request to do their own organization's tagline as a mural, and included
specifications that it must be similar in size and prominent placement
as the #BLM murals. They have lawyers all set to sue when/if de Blasio
denies the request.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2020 11:52 AM (bDqIh)
[Mr. Burns rubbing hands together] Excellent!
These idiots have really opened Pandora's box with this crap. I'm not happy about it, but maybe it will lead to some sort of sanity with graffiti and vandalism.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2020 11:55 AM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2020 11:55 AM (gmo/4)
Have you ever stopped in an Old Navy? Their stuff is really awful even for Chinese made crap. There is a reason they sell jeans for $13. T-shirts are so thin you can almost poke a hole in the material picking them off the counter. It's throwaway clothes for skinny 15 year old boys and girls who just want a junk pair of shorts and some flip flops that look cool this week.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 22, 2020 11:56 AM (q1l0a)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (8B6Ng)
Only until Nov 4
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 22, 2020 11:56 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (EGyGV)
++++++
Maybe. It doesn't make a lot of sense. Coinage doesn't wear out *that* quickly that the suspensions at the Mint should be that disruptive. But my brother has a theory that I think might be right.
All day every day, people are bombarded with the new normal. A lot of folks - even people who believe it - are probably having their lizard brains triggered. Something is palpably wrong. Everyone knows it. People disagree on what it is, or what it means, but if you're awake at all at the moment, you know that shit is not as it should be.
So what to do? Stock up. I suspect that the First National Sock and Bank of Sealy have opened a lot of branches and seen a lot of deposits over the past six months.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:56 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Moki
Seconded !
And HIYA Moki !
AND Happy Belated Birthday !
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 11:56 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Jerzy A Sobon at July 22, 2020 11:56 AM (RxDQk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:47 AM (hYcqw)
Tut, tut.
It's nothing.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2020 11:56 AM (2JVJo)
Hazy Shade of Winter
https://tinyurl.com/m4n63ee
Posted by: browndog at July 22, 2020 11:56 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: That My Pillow Guy at July 22, 2020 11:45 AM (sGtp+)
congrats to whomever did this. i had to scroll back up to see if you committed fully to it.
*doffs cap*
Posted by: SturmToddler at July 22, 2020 11:56 AM (+NdM9)
Posted by: ShainS at July 22, 2020 11:56 AM (3LMrK)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2020 11:57 AM (d6PIl)
https://tinyurl.com/yyfxttoe
New York Daily News
Posted by: MikeM at July 22, 2020 11:57 AM (eZZIh)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 22, 2020 11:57 AM (iTXRQ)
If you think they're going to worry about something pitiful like "approval rating" instead of just having their fifth column tell us every day he has 90% approval in "the polls"...
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2020 11:58 AM (ZXEIP)
Like the "shortage" of coins that's supposedly going on right now? Buncha horse shit, just to force people to use their ATM/credit cards instead of cash.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (EGyGV)
I've not come across that issue yet in Houston.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (U9Qbt)
Here in CA virtually every open business has signs asking customers to not use cash, and they specifically cite the "coin shortage" as a reason, not hygiene.
And this is the conservative part of CA...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2020 11:58 AM (EGyGV)
This is actually true, but not everywhere, and includes paper money. It's a result of people not being able to spend during the shutdown earlier and, yes, a general move towards plastic (cashless.) The banks have seen a dramatic downturn in the amount of cash deposited from businesses... mostly because they're "not in business" anymore.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2020 11:58 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 22, 2020 11:58 AM (WX+x0)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=102519
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 22, 2020 11:58 AM (GBWQj)
(Bad taste, I know, but the image reminds me a lot of Starship Troopers)
Posted by: LTC Gadson at July 22, 2020 11:58 AM (bG/5x)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 22, 2020 11:57 AM (iTXRQ)
+++++++++++++
Oh yeah. Definitely.
Joan Jett and the Blakhearts: Crimson and Clover:
https://youtu.be/xTfHhNg1iII
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:59 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2020 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)
. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2020
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If I wore glasses, I'd use that line!
Went to Tarzhay just now. Mask sign on the door, but nobody checking as we came in. I pulled my mask down past my chin and left it that way. The pharmacist lady didn't say anything -- she;'s behind a triple bulletproof layer of plexiglas anyway -- and neither did anyone else.
But there were no manned checkout lines. I had to pull my damned mask up and use the self-checkout. Has Target fired a lot of its staff?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 11:59 AM (rpbg1)
Why is it so hard for some people to be pleasant?
This China Kung-flu has unleashed a lot of people's inner You-Know-Who.
I wish PDT had said something in opposition to masks at yesterday's presser instead of praising them. This bullshit can't be over soon enough. Every day that it continues makes it more difficult to return to normal.
And we need normal right now more than ever before.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Masks are BS. Flu season is over. at July 22, 2020 11:59 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2020 11:59 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2020 11
Welcome to America.
When did you arrive?
Posted by: LOL at July 22, 2020 11:59 AM (EiNjl)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
therefore, you am ?
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (arJlL)
yes that is accurate
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 22, 2020 11:54 AM (85Gof)
And I yam,
what I yam.
Posted by: Popeye at July 22, 2020 11:59 AM (NgKpN)
oh yeah - who the hell told chicks today that they should shave one half of their head and dye the rest flaming pink???
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2020 11:39 AM (Kpl3J)
Communist Feminists. BIRM.
Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2020 11:59 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (8B6Ng)
Yes, we are. And whether Trump wins in November or not, mandatory mask wearing is coming to all 57 states. So you better oil your kneecap, because you're going to be bending it. A lot.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2020 11:59 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2020 12:00 PM (ZfRYq)
https://tinyurl.com/y28mm6yj
There is a link to the actual study, which is what I posted at Facebook. Didn't want get into an argument about the source.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 22, 2020 12:00 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic
____________
We threw out our TV
Threw away our papers
Moved to the country
Built us a home.
We had a lot of children
We fed 'em all peaches
They all found Jesus
On their own.
Posted by: John Prine at July 22, 2020 12:00 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 22, 2020 11:56 AM (TOyHQ)
I forgot who it was - think a PM from Ireland, was saying the masks are the only thing they have to keep the "fear" in the public's eye. Otherwise, since bodies aren't being stacked like cordwood and the hospitals are empty, we'd be back to normal. The masks are necessary to keep the narrative in our faces.
Along with the demoralizing aspect of removing the individual, which is a side bonus.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2020 12:00 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (8B6Ng)
Only until Nov 4
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 22, 2020 11:56 AM
Only if
Posted by: George Soros at July 22, 2020 12:00 PM (bG/5x)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Cashless society is going to fuck pot dispensaries hard. Since they are cash only businesses and can't use banks.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2020 12:01 PM (d6PIl)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2020 11:39 AM (Kpl3J)
When women suffer internal pain (emotional and mental anguish or uncertainty) their general instinct is to externalize it and try to regain some semblance of control through self-harm/mutilation.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 22, 2020 12:01 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 22, 2020 11
When was that?
Posted by: LOL at July 22, 2020 12:01 PM (EiNjl)
Posted by: ABCNNBCBS at July 22, 2020 12:01 PM (h5TKJ)
https://tinyurl.com/y28mm6yj
There is a link to the actual study, which is what I posted at Facebook. Didn't want get into an argument about the source.
Posted by: notsothoreau
An argument ?
Here at the HQ ?
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 12:01 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2020 11
A lawyer sued a California town to paint MAGA on the street because they had allowed BLM on the street. The town removed the BLM.
A bunch of 1A lawyers are suing DC and NYC to put their slogans on the street.
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2020 12:01 PM (ZfRYq)
So what to do? Stock up. I suspect that the First National Sock and Bank of Sealy have opened a lot of branches and seen a lot of deposits over the past six months.
- - -
THIS
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2020 12:01 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2020 11:59 AM (gmo/4)
I didn't know either and I had a Jones before I knew it.
Caused me a lot of trouble.
True story and no shit: I have a male acquaintance who almost banged Joan Jett. So she's gay but not 100% gay.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 12:01 PM (l4C/z)
Egyptians were Black, according to the new history, especially Cleopatra,
Then walking like an Egyptian is cultural appropriation, thus RAAAAACIEST!
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2020 11:40 AM (NgKpN)
Wait, I thought Cleo was Greek?
Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2020 12:01 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2020 12:01 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 12:02 PM (arJlL)
All day every day, people are bombarded with the new normal. A lot of folks - even people who believe it - are probably having their lizard brains triggered. Something is palpably wrong. Everyone knows it. People disagree on what it is, or what it means, but if you're awake at all at the moment, you know that shit is not as it should be.
So what to do? Stock up. I suspect that the First National Sock and Bank of Sealy have opened a lot of branches and seen a lot of deposits over the past six months.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:56 AM (hYcqw)
Gosh, that's truly an interesting theory.
Posted by: John Maynard Keynes at July 22, 2020 12:02 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2020 12:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 22, 2020 12:03 PM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: John Maynard Keynes at July 22, 2020 12:02 PM (SgjGX)
++++++++++
LOL. Except that everyone from the state to the individual deficit finances in good times...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 12:03 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2020 11:59 AM (+y/Ru)
Absolutely. I am so sick of this Mask of Cain that I am ready to verbally go mediaeval on anybody who gives me shit about it.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2020 12:03 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2020 12:03 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: SCROTUS at July 22, 2020 12:03 PM (yaQnX)
Posted by: Jen the original at July 22, 2020
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I lost interest in Old Navy when I went in and found you couldn't buy a navy-style peacoat or bridge coat. Pfffft.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 12:03 PM (rpbg1)
asking customers to not use cash, and they specifically cite the "coin
shortage" as a reason, not hygiene.
And this is the conservative part of CA...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2020 11:58 AM (EGyGV)
Yep, about the only places that I know of that are "cash only" in CA are taquerias and the farmers' market. They also REALLY seem to be pushing the whole "touchless" pay systems. No way in effing hell am I using my phone or one of those cards to wave at a little black box to make my payments. The gov has long been pushing to eliminate cash, once again covid seems awfully well timed and convenient.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2020 12:04 PM (8B6Ng)
happened in Redwood City needs to be taking place everywhere there's
one of these fekking "murals". Sue the cities. Equal speech. What I find
not surprising is I live up here, and none of the local outlets said
"boo" about it, even though they were oh-so happy to announce it was
painted in the first place.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2020 11:48 AM (8B6Ng)
This. Use their own rules against them. They allow BLM grafitti on roadways for free-speech reasons, sue for the same rights and make them explain why the other side can't have them. Use Alinsky against them.
Posted by: jim at July 22, 2020 12:04 PM (ynpvh)
Along with the demoralizing aspect of removing the individual, which is a side bonus.
IIRC, that was linked in last night's ONT. Brilliant because it's true.
WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Masks are BS. Flu season is over. at July 22, 2020 12:04 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2020 11:59 AM
This. And it would explain why Ike Hall was flooded with leather wearing lesbians when she played at West Point.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2020 12:04 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani
Proof God DOES have a sense of humor.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2020 12:05 PM (d6PIl)
Like the "shortage" of coins that's supposedly going on right now? Buncha horse shit, just to force people to use their ATM/credit cards instead of cash.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (EGyGV)
I've not come across that issue yet in Houston.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (U9Qbt)
Been to stores where the machines don't take cash.
That's not a health issue. It's not a coin issue.
It's a cashless society issue.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2020 12:05 PM (vW9Vw)
Posted by: REDACTED at July 22, 2020 12:05 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2020 12:05 PM (ZXEIP)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 22, 2020 12:03 PM (1Dmt5)
He got T'd up for flopping.
Posted by: LOL at July 22, 2020 12:05 PM (EiNjl)
Fight for $15 is causing a lot of this; many stores are gearing up for a potential commie takeover at which point *all* lanes will be self-checkout.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2020 12:05 PM (ZGrMX)
All day every day, people are bombarded with the new normal. A lot of folks - even people who believe it - are probably having their lizard brains triggered. Something is palpably wrong. Everyone knows it. People disagree on what it is, or what it means, but if you're awake at all at the moment, you know that shit is not as it should be.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 11:56 AM (hYcqw)
It's a slow motion putsch. Sometimes not so slow motion. I don't know what's going to happen in November, but if it goes the wrong way, we are well and truly fucked. And even if things go the right way, it's no guarantee that we aren't.
Something about the new methods of communication is changing society at a fundamental level.
Posted by: The Ammonites at July 22, 2020 12:06 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2020 11:59 AM (gmo/4)
I didn't know either and I had a Jones before I knew it.
Caused me a lot of trouble.
True story and no shit: I have a male acquaintance who almost banged Joan Jett. So she's gay but not 100% gay.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo
Kinda like Joplin and Kristofferson who did get lucky.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2020 12:06 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: CockLaRoche at July 22, 2020 12:06 PM (Jj+59)
Egyptians were Black, according to the new history, especially Cleopatra,
Then walking like an Egyptian is cultural appropriation, thus RAAAAACIEST!
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 22, 2020 11:40 AM (NgKpN)
Wait, I thought Cleo was Greek?
Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2020 12:01 PM (Rbu5d)
Them Greek homos stole everything!!
Posted by: Revrun Al Sharpton at July 22, 2020 12:06 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: ... at July 22, 2020 12:06 PM (ZXEIP)
Cashless is going to f$#@ whatever businesses and people run afoul of those who control the flow of ecash.
Think Eric Holder's war on gun businesses, getting banks and payment processors such as PayPal to deny them use of their services. Think if Visa not just telling Gab they will not allow Gab to accept subscriber payments via Visa cards, but that Gab founder and everyone in his family are personally banned from ever using Visa.
It will be social media Cancel culture on steroids should cashless be implemented here.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2020 12:06 PM (bDqIh)
That's not a health issue. It's not a coin issue.
It's a cashless society issue.
Cash is mostly used at small businesses. Small businesses were hit hardest by Covid and then BLM/Pantifa. So it makes sense that there's a lot less cash in circulation.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2020 12:06 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2020 12:06 PM (XhWtx)
on right now? Buncha horse shit, just to force people to use their
ATM/credit cards instead of cash.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (EGyGV)
I've not come across that issue yet in Houston.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (U9Qbt)
Here in CA virtually every open business has signs asking customers
to not use cash, and they specifically cite the "coin shortage" as a
reason, not hygiene.
And this is the conservative part of CA...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2020 11:58 AM
The Walmart's around here have one or two self check out registers that take cash open, all the rest are card only, and there is always a line at the one's that take cash. The one's for cards are wide open.
The manager told me the other day that the bank is limiting the amount of change they can get every day due to the shortage, and it isn't just coins, it's bills too.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2020 12:06 PM (JUOKG)
The problem was, they found, the weapon had been long-since disabled (on purpose), so it could be used as a trial prop by the McCoskey's in one of their cases. The St. Louis crime lab found out this inconvenient fact when they examined the gun.
Prosecutors ordered them to make it work. So they did, but the Crime Lab filmed the whole event. Prosecutors then made their sworn statement.
I smell a big fat verdict coming the McCloskey's way. Malicious prosecution, falsifying evidence, perjury....aren't these crimes? Kim Gardner and her assistant prosecutor better lawyer up.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 22, 2020 12:07 PM (NVYyb)
No, she DID greek.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2020
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Including, I think, her brother.
Cleopatra was of the Ptolemies, the dynasty founded by one of Alexander the Great's generals -- the one who seized that part of Alex's empire after he died. The Ptolemies ruled for several hundred years, until Julius Caesar came along and said, "Uh, Egypt is Rome's now."
But as the rulers, I think, they followed the deal of the Pharaoh marrying his sister.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 12:07 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2020 12:06 PM (axyOa)
I think Janis was 'anything that moves' sexual
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 12:07 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 22, 2020 12:07 PM (iTXRQ)
No, she DID greek.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2020 12:02 PM (oVJmc)
When in Rome,
Do Romans.
Posted by: Cleopatra at July 22, 2020 12:07 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 22, 2020 12:07 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: clutch cargo
Pot dispensaries.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2020 12:07 PM (d6PIl)
Posted by: Eromero at July 22, 2020 12:07 PM (XhWtx)
It is mathy impossible to be at 49 and down by 14
IMPOSSIBLE !!
Posted by: REDACTED at July 22, 2020 12:05 PM
His support is 49% of the living. Likely voters include the dead, who don't typically respond to polls.
Posted by: Dem Ballot Collectors at July 22, 2020 12:07 PM (bG/5x)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2020 12:05 PM (ZGrMX)
+++++++++++++
Whoa whoa whoa. Hold the phones, man. You mean that an environment of artificially high labor costs, complex and expensive liability, artificially low interest rates, global wage arbitrage, extensive automation capability and an overall capital preference by enterprise will result in fewer human retail employees?
This is inconceivable, and no one could have seen it coming.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 12:08 PM (hYcqw)
Not only pot shops, but any place that thrives on tips will suffer in a cashless society.
I'm on the fence about keeping cash, in semi-large quantities around. I mean like thousands of dollars. I figure gold and silver (and copper and lead) will become the underground currency of choice. That and food.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2020 12:08 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (8B6Ng)
I was in Santa Barbara two weeks ago and mask usage was <50%. Really surprised me because I'd never consider SB conservative. Maybe there's just no enforcement? Usage is like 95% in L.A. county, an hour away.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 22, 2020 12:08 PM (uhPTO)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2020 12:05 PM (ZGrMX)
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Places I've been where they have self-checkout, they've got one person watching four registers.
The math is pretty easy.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 22, 2020 12:08 PM (WEBkv)
Been to stores where the machines don't take cash.
That's not a health issue. It's not a coin issue.
It's a cashless society issue.
Posted by: Braenyard
Yup.
Remember that show that went out and did tests on urban legends and stuff. I forget the name. Tested all kinds of things for germs. Money...relatively clean.
Everyone thought a phone would be dirty but not...it too was quite clean. Door handles on public places, not so much, especially later in the day. But, germs will die off overnight.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2020 12:08 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 22, 2020 12:09 PM (sWM8x)
If you can't go greek, go TEKE.
Posted by: Lambda Chi Alpha all the others suck at July 22, 2020 12:09 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo
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"Almost"? This ain't horseshoes.
What interrupted the, uh, tryst?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 12:09 PM (rpbg1)
No, she DID greek.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2020
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Including, I think, her brother.
Cleopatra was of the Ptolemies, the dynasty founded by one of Alexander the Great's generals -- the one who seized that part of Alex's empire after he died. The Ptolemies ruled for several hundred years, until Julius Caesar came along and said, "Uh, Egypt is Rome's now."
But as the rulers, I think, they followed the deal of the Pharaoh marrying his sister.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 12:07 PM (rpbg1)
Sorry, but that history is so last Millennium, and does not comport with 1619 Standards.
Please report for your mandatory reedutcation.
Posted by: Bullshit Lines Matter at July 22, 2020 12:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 22, 2020 12:04 PM (ejd/p)
I thought that was the softball team.
Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2020 12:09 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Diogenes
That ain't my idea of lucky......
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 12:09 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2020 12:10 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 12:07 PM (l4C/z)
I'm too lazy and depressed to look it up, but there's a memoir out there by a 60s female groupie whose opening line goes something like, "I was lying on the bed, stoned out of my mind and the girl between my legs giving me head was Janis Joplin."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2020 12:10 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 22, 2020 12:10 PM (L9P9s)
I'm really beginning to hate "republicans."
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 22, 2020 12:10 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 22, 2020 12:10 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 22, 2020 12:08 PM (uhPTO)
Santa Barbara is almost entirely rich liberals and college kids, so I wouldn't be surprised if both groups basically thought, "fuck it".
Posted by: John Maynard Keynes at July 22, 2020 12:10 PM (SgjGX)
It was really nice! Nothing fancy, just pizza and an oversized birthday cake that we just finished last night. Simple is good sometimes!
How are you? I hope your day is going well!!
Posted by: Moki at July 22, 2020 12:10 PM (/H+aK)
No, she DID greek.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 22, 2020
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Including, I think, her brother.
Cleopatra was of the Ptolemies, the dynasty founded by one of Alexander the Great's generals -- the one who seized that part of Alex's empire after he died. The Ptolemies ruled for several hundred years, until Julius Caesar came along and said, "Uh, Egypt is Rome's now."
But as the rulers, I think, they followed the deal of the Pharaoh marrying his sister.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 12:07 PM (rpbg1)
Caesar wasn't conquering Egypt but chasing Pompey and then getting involved in the Egyptian civil war (between Cleopetra and her brother). Arguably the annexation is a result of Octavian fighting Mark Antony + Cleopetra in the region.
Posted by: Someguy at July 22, 2020 12:11 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 22, 2020 12:11 PM (C1Lsn)
Oh, they're yours. I know exactly who you are."
...
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2020 11:52 AM (2JVJo)
Yes, that was the attitude I got at the veterinarian today. We left without going in.
What is wrong with people!?
Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2020 12:11 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2020 12:06 PM (axyOa)
I think Janis was 'anything that moves' sexual
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020
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I heard a third-hand story that Janis J had BO like you wouldn't believe.
Well, actually, considering the times and the way she dressed? I'd believe it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 12:11 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: The Ammonites at July 22, 2020 12:06 PM (Wm5SB)
++++++++++++++
We don't know how to handle it. We don't know how it works. And we don't know what will happen. In the past 20 years (it had precursors in the form of things like electronic bulletin boards and forums like this one, but they have nothing on "social media"), we have invented a fourth type of communication. It has no precedent and we have no idea how to use it or its consequences. The four kinds of communication:
1. One-on-one. A conversation. Old. Common.
2. One-on-many. A lecture or an address. Old. Common.
3. Many-on-one. A letter-writing campaign. Old. Uncommon and largely ineffective. No feedback.
4. Many-on-many. New. Common.
We could never do #4 before and we don't know how to use it or how it really works. Time will tell. If we live through it, we're adaptable enough.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 22, 2020 12:11 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 12:07 PM (l4C/z)
I'm too lazy and depressed to look it up, but there's a memoir out there by a 60s female groupie whose opening line goes something like, "I was lying on the bed, stoned out of my mind and the girl between my legs giving me head was Janis Joplin."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 22, 2020 12:10 PM (2JVJo)
I'd believe it.
Janis also didn't bathe, so the appeal might be a bit limited...but at the time....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 12:11 PM (l4C/z)
Fight for $15 is causing a lot of this; many stores are gearing up for a
potential commie takeover at which point *all* lanes will be
self-checkout.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 22, 2020 12:05 PM (ZGrMX)
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Places I've been where they have self-checkout, they've got one person watching four registers.
The math is pretty easy.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at July 22, 2020 12:08 PM
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And those cameras watch you too. One time the register I was using froze up and the lady came over checked her little hand held and it said I was possibly double dropping stuff in the bag and only scanning one item. There was some term for it but I can't recall what she called it.
She had to go through every back and check it against the register before I could finish.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 22, 2020 12:11 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2020 12:11 PM (8B6Ng)
Cashless Society
HERE IS WHAT NO CASH / CASHLESS ACTUALLY MEANS
A cashless society means no cash. Zero. It does not mean mostly cashless and you can still use a wee bit of cash here and there. Cashless means fully digital, fully traceable, fully controlled. I think those who support a cashless society are not fully aware of what they are asking for. A cashless society means
If you are struggling with your mortgage on a particular month, you cannot do an odd job to get you through
Your child cannot go and help the local farmer to earn a bit of summer cash
No more cash slipped into the hands of a child as a good luck charm or from their grandparent when going on holidays
No more money in birthday cards
No more piggy banks for your child to collect pocket money and to learn about the value of earning
No more cash for a rainy day fund or for that something special you have been putting 20 dollars week away for
No more fivers on the side because your wages barely cover the bills or put food on the table
No more charity collections
No more selling bits and pieces from your home that you no longer want or need for a bit of cash in return
No more cash gifts from relatives or loved ones
No more football or basketball bets
No more poker night
What a cashless society does guarantee
Banks have full control of every single penny you own
Every transaction you make is recorded
All your movements and actions are traceable.
Access to your money can be blocked at the click of a button when or if banks need clarification from you which will take about 3 weeks, a thousand questions answered and five thousand passwords
You will have no choice but to declare and be taxed on every penny in your possession
No more lottery and casino winnings under $1200.00
The government WILL decide what you can and cannot purchase
(No more guns or ammo purchases)
If your transactions are deemed in any way questionable by those who create the questions, your money will be frozen, for your own good
(No more guns or ammo purchases)
I could write lists for 5 days and still not finish explaining how utterly awful a cashless society would be for everyone. Even for the goody two shoes who would not dream of not declaring 500 dollars
Forget about cash being dirty. Stop being so easily led. Cash has been around for a very, very, very long time and it gives you control over how you trade with the world. It gives you independence.
I heard a story where a man supposedly contracted Covid because of a 20 dollar bill he had handled. There is the same chance of Covid being on a card as being on cash. If you cannot see how utterly ridiculous this assumption is then there is little hope.
If you are a customer, pay with cash. If you are a shop owner, remove those ridiculous signs that ask people to pay by card. Cash is a legal tender, it is our right to pay with cash. Banks are making it increasingly difficult to lodge cash and that has nothing to do with a virus, nor has this dirty money trend.
Please open your eyes. Please stop believing everything you are being told. Almost every single topic in today's world is tainted with corruption and hidden agendas. Please stop telling me and others like me that we are what is wrong with the world when you hail the most corrupt members of society as your heroes. Politics and greed is what is wrong with the world.
Not those who are trying to alert you to the reality in which you are blindly floating along whilst being immobilised by irrational fear. Fear created to keep you doing and believing in exactly what you are complacently doing.
Pay with cash and please say no to a cashless society while you still have the choice.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 22, 2020 12:11 PM (d6PIl)
Posted by: Hand Grenades at July 22, 2020 12:11 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: stumck at July 22, 2020 12:12 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Moki
I'm fine and it is, thank you !
Stay safe !
Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 12:12 PM (arJlL)
Their hit song Manic Monday was written by Prince! He wanted Susanna to be his protegee and lover like so many other gorgeous musicians were in the 80s, and he figured the gift of a song would help win her over.
During the album recording of Eternal Flame, Susanna was naked! The band's producer had worked with Olivia Newton-John previously, and told Susanna that Olivia recorded all her soft love ballads naked because it made her feel more vulnerable and added some extra emotional punch to the songs. This was a lie; he totally punked her.
When I read that second story, I felt a little sad, because I had found a new hero and I didn't even know the guy's name.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 22, 2020 12:12 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 22, 2020 12:08 PM (uhPTO)
Santa Barbara is almost entirely rich liberals and college kids, so I
wouldn't be surprised if both groups basically thought, "fuck it".
Posted by: John Maynard Keynes at July 22, 2020 12:10 PM (SgjGX)
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Yes we are moonbat central. I am in the 15-20% of people that do not continuously wear masks.... even outside... alone. It is ridiculous.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 22, 2020 12:12 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 22, 2020 12:08 PM (3H9h1)
Any of it is a private transaction.
Use a card or some other synthetic device and it's logged and put on your IRS spreadsheet.
No worries about filling your tax returns.
They Know Your Balance Sheet.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 22, 2020 12:12 PM (vW9Vw)
Caesar wasn't conquering Egypt but chasing
Pompey and then getting involved in the Egyptian civil war (between
Cleopetra and her brother). Arguably the annexation is a result of
Octavian fighting Mark Antony + Cleopetra in the region.
Posted by: Someguy at July 22, 2020 12:11 PM (Zm+LZ)
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This is how I remember it from studying the TV show Rome. ;-)
Posted by: ShainS at July 22, 2020 12:13 PM (ys8Vq)
Posted by: Someguy at July 22, 2020
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True. But the Egyptians were perfectly happy to appease Caesar by killing Pompey for him. So they weren't much of an independent kingdom any more.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 12:13 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Hank Archer at July 22, 2020 12:14 PM (0xvVp)
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2020 11:52 AM (bDqIh)
Do you have links?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 12:14 PM (qPRoU)
And this is Exhibit A on why we must resist all efforts to do away with paper currency.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 22, 2020 11:49 AM (bDqIh)
Like the "shortage" of coins that's supposedly going on right now? Buncha horse shit, just to force people to use their ATM/credit cards instead of cash.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (EGyGV)
221 We're supposed to wear masks forever, aren't we?
Yes... Until Joe is elected... Then like obama's election the seas will lowered and all will be healed!
Posted by: It's me donna at July 22, 2020 11:53 AM (Zmnko)
Exactly.
Wuflu will magically disappear (like the marxist BLM) if, God forbid, Joe is elected.
Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2020 12:14 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 22, 2020 12:11 PM (l4C/z)
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Good grief, not bathing, serious drug and booze problem...you'd have smelled Joplin long before you heard or saw her.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 22, 2020 12:14 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: ShainS at July 22, 2020 11:56 AM (3LMrK)
I can find no better way to describe those traitorous scum.
Other than, you know, traitorous scum.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 12:15 PM (qPRoU)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 22, 2020 12:15 PM (U9Qbt)
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Christian Living
Chick-Fil-A Changes Name To Gender-Neutral 'They-Fil-A'
From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2020 12:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: ShainS at July 22, 2020 12:17 PM (ys8Vq)
Chick-Fil-A Changes Name To Gender-Neutral 'They-Fil-A'
From the Bee.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2020 12:16 PM (+y/Ru)
They should show their support for the trans community by changing their name to Chick-with-Dick Fil-A.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 22, 2020 12:18 PM (H3MF8)
forgot who it was - think a PM from Ireland, was saying the masks are
the only thing they have to keep the "fear" in the public's eye.
Otherwise, since bodies aren't being stacked like cordwood and the
hospitals are empty, we'd be back to normal. The masks are necessary to
keep the narrative in our faces.
Along with the demoralizing aspect of removing the individual, which is a side bonus.
hmm. i crocheted up a bright yellow mask with a smiley-face smile on it because i had a bunch of meetings last week. maybe it's time to do a gray one with NPC nose and straight-line mouth...
Posted by: Anachronda at July 22, 2020 12:18 PM (sGtp+)
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Are they still doing requests because I've got a couple?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 22, 2020 12:20 PM (+y/Ru)
She was Macedonian. We're the hillbillies of hellenistic civilization.
Posted by: Archer at July 22, 2020 12:22 PM (gmo/4)
Other than, you know, traitorous scum.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Social Distancing Professional at July 22, 2020 12:15 PM (qPRoU)
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Indeed, OM. Wanted to make sure it wasn't some new sexual acronym like MILF or something that I wasn't hip to. ;-)
Posted by: ShainS at July 22, 2020 12:22 PM (ys8Vq)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at July 22, 2020 12:23 PM (H3MF8)
Along with the demoralizing aspect of removing the individual, which is a side bonus.
___________
Out: Mao Suits
In: Mao Masks
Posted by: ShainS at July 22, 2020 12:26 PM (ys8Vq)
I'm so sorry. I've just seen this for the first time. I'm so sorry.
Posted by: m at July 22, 2020 12:26 PM (Bcbbp)
Way oh way oh oh waaay oh way ohhhhh..
Walk like an Egyptian....
Posted by: Justasheep at July 22, 2020 12:27 PM (L9Eia)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 22, 2020 11:51 AM (8B6Ng)
Masks have become the mark of the beast.
Posted by: Justsayin' at July 22, 2020 12:31 PM (Fs5vw)
No surprise that he ended up marrying a lady with big dark brown eyes, long curly brown hair and soft feminine features. I guess he knew he had a type...
-and that Bangles "In Your Room" song was terrible to inflict on an overly hormonal teenage boy. Imjustsayin.
Posted by: Justasheep at July 22, 2020 12:31 PM (L9Eia)
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There's already a whole body of law on this. Governments don't have to allow speech on public property, but if they do, then they are not supposed to engage in viewpoint discrimination -- for example, allowing lefty points of view to be expressed, but denying expression to conservative points of view.
What has typically happened in the past is that the government will allow some political group to make an expression on public property, and then some other political group will ask for the right to make a contrary expression, and then the government (which does not want to allow the contrary expression) will say "we're no longer allowing any political expressions in this forum," and that's how they keep conservative viewpoints out.
This is what happened this week when some woman attorney petitioned for the right to paint a pro-Trump slogan on a street where the local government (in CA, IIRC) had allowed a BLM slogan to be painted. The government, instead of allowing the pro-Trump slogan, said "we're no longer allowing political expressions here," and they removed the BLM slogan.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2020 12:35 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: m at July 22, 2020 12:36 PM (Bcbbp)
Posted by: paulnjax at July 22, 2020 12:42 PM (nbaBy)
Posted by: Portlandon at July 22, 2020 12:42 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: PJ at July 22, 2020 12:48 PM (qlTN9)
A middle-aged woman, who was a pretty frequent customer, was standing in line waiting to get xerox copies and asked me, "Do you like the Bangles?"
She obviously wasn't a clubber like me and my friends, so a little bit surprised I said, "Yeah. You've heard of the Bangles?"
She replied, "I'm Susanna Hoffs mother."
Posted by: LukeHandCool at July 22, 2020 03:16 PM (lvij1)
Posted by: ron n. at July 22, 2020 04:13 PM (om5HK)
Posted by: FPY at July 22, 2020 04:30 PM (Mp3Rk)
Posted by: RTW at July 22, 2020 06:07 PM (jJlJu)
And as for the joker who blamed NAFTA for his job being lost? I had the exact opposite experience. I got a job BECAUSE the company I applied at underwent an expansion because it could finally enter the market in Mexico. Thanks to NAFTA.
Protectionism is all the rage now as even "conservatives" are showing they love big government as long as it protects their ox from being gored, but never forget that Smoot Hawley Tariffs did not bring about a boom period in the 1930s. Quite the opposite, in fact. (I have the Mark Levin view towards free trade.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2020 06:37 PM (ejsiI)
Ali Hamka is the principal of Walled Lake Western.
Ali Hamka is the principal of Walled Lake Western.
Ali Hamka is the principal of Walled Lake Western.
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