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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (7/21/20)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“The federal government cannot allow anarchists and insurrectionists to destroy federal courthouses, federal buildings, or other federal property,Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR)


Quote II

"We've 10,000 people in volunteer, we'll try to get them plugged in as poll workers. Not for us, but running the mechanisms in the states, that they work for the state operations."Former VP Joe Biden


Quote III

They did have the right to do what they did. They were standing on their own property. Let’s just review the facts. They’re on their own property, they were carrying lawful firearms they lawfully possessed, there were trespassers who had broken down a gate and were coming on to their property and the couple said “get off our property.”

…This prosecutor is totally out of control. This is an abuse of power. You want to know what abuse of power looks like? This is a textbook example. I think the United States Department of Justice needs to open a civil rights investigation into the St. Louis circuit attorney’s office. Sen. Josh Hawley (R-MO)


Quote IV

"We know this has been a trying year, and our associates have stepped up. "We hope they will enjoy a special Thanksgiving Day at home with their loved ones."John Furner, the president and CEO of Walmart US

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Earlier today, the Boss covered the Kayleigh McEnany press conference event.


Now the Conservative Twins address it........


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Good work if you can get it, eh?

Briggs & Stratton skips $6.7 million interest payment, awards $5 million to executives

Briggs & Stratton Corp. has chosen not to make a $6.7 million interest payment, but the company’s board of directors has voted to give executives and other key employees more than $5 million in cash retention awards, according to a filing with regulators.

The board also restored the base salaries of executives and managers, effective July 1, from previously reduced levels in effect since April, the Securities and Exchange Commission filing this week noted.

With the board’s approval, the Milwaukee-based manufacturer of outdoor power equipment engines chose not to make the interest payment due June 15, triggering a 30-day grace period before it constitutes a default on a credit agreement.

Quite the board of directors.

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The problem with government? They never think outside of the box. And one size fits all, are just some of their problems. Entrepreneurs on the other hand know how to think outside the box and have a cute way of telling a certain left wing governor to piss off. H/T Bitter Clinger

Some bars across New York state are creating snarky $1 menus in response to Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s new rule requiring food be purchased with alcohol.

The new rules, announced Thursday, went into effect Friday as the latest attempt to stem the spread of the coronavirus. The State Liquor Authority has issued “guidance” on the new rules for bars, restaurants and tasting rooms (such as breweries and wineries), including prohibiting customers from ordering drinks directly from the bar itself to maintain social distancing.


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Speaking of Entrepreneurs. How many of you have something like these?


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No wonder why Europe is being overrun with Muzzies. Soi bois would rather play with themselves than with a real honest to goodness woman.

3,267 men replied to the 118 questions, confessing that they watched a great deal of porn online.

Lead researcher Professor Gunter de Win, from the University of Antwerp said, "We found that there was a big range of responses.

“In our sample, men watch quite a lot of porn, on average around 70 minutes per week, normally for between five and 15 minutes per time, with obviously some watching very little and some watching much, much more."

But the boom in solo sex seemed to be causing a bust in the bedroom.

Around 23% of the men under 35 who responded to the survey reported some level of getting or maintaining an erection when having sex with a partner.

Professor de Win told Medical Express : "This figure was higher than we expected.

“We found that there was a highly significant relationship between time spent watching porn and increasing difficulty with erectile function with a partner, as indicated by the erectile function and sexual health scores."


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Rep. Ted Yoho. He's not my congress critter. I wish he was.


Rep. Ted Yoho was walking down the Capitol building steps after a committee hearing as AOC was going up. Yoho, began to berate AOC for making the preposterous claim that shootings are way up in New York City this summer because of poverty and not enough government money spent on the poor and that the police aren’t the answer to reducing crime.

Many of us can sympathize with Yoho. What can you do when confronted with that kind of idiocy?

The Hill:

“You are out of your freaking mind,” Yoho told her.

Ocasio-Cortez shot back, telling Yoho he was being “rude.”

The two then parted ways. Ocasio-Cortez headed into the building, while Yoho, joined by Rep. Roger Williams (R-Texas), began descending toward the House office buildings. A few steps down, Yoho offered a parting thought to no one in particular.

“Fu**ing bitch,” he said.

We've dealt too long with gloves on and at least one if not two arms tied behind our backs. Fight. Fight back against the progressives who want to destroy this country.


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Even iconic industries have a breaking point. After years of "government persecution" is Wall Street ready to roll up and move?

Wall Street is about to see a mass exodus.

Firms in New York's financial district are facing an onslaught of headwinds amounting to great reasons to simply pick up and leave: employees working from home, unused office space, a mayor who has squelched law and order in the city and a state legislature obsessed with taxation, just to name a few.

That's why we weren't surprised when Bloomberg reported that New York’s financial and professional-services industries are considering eliminating up to 20% of their footprint in the city.


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Love hurts. It hurts really f*cking bad.

JULY 15--After slashing the tires on her boyfriend’s car, a Florida Woman struck the man and grabbed his scrotum “with such force that it removed the skin from the entirety of the victim’s right testicle,” police charge.

Cops allege that Donika Shaniece Mays, 29, battered the victim yesterday afternoon during a confrontation in their Tampa-area apartment. Mays, who has the victim’s name tattooed on her arm, was arrested on a felony battery charge.

According to an arrest affidavit, Mays and the victim had been arguing all morning before matters turned criminal. Mays and the man have been in a relationship for four years and have a two-year-old child.

The victim told police that he discovered that his vehicle’s tires had been slashed, adding that Mays admitted to the vandalism. While waiting for a tow truck to arrive, the affidavit reported, Mays resumed arguing with her boyfriend and began “striking the victim with open hands as he continuously backed away.”


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F*ck MLB.


Two-time World Series winner Aubrey Huff unloaded on his former team after several players and coaches chose to kneel in protest during the national anthem.

The former San Francisco Giants player declared that he is “PRO America” in a tweet Monday, reacting to video posted by Major League Baseball showing members of the team kneeling during an exhibition game against the Oakland Athletics.


Go to hell for all I care.


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The nice thing about Red State prosecutors, there is no enabling of criminals. Play stupid games and win stupid prizes. Hope they can meet Big Bubba doing 50 to life at shower time.

OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. — Two teenagers are the latest to face terrorism charges after reportedly helping to break in the windows of an Oklahoma City bail bonds business in late May during the riots that swept the nation in the wake of the custodial death of George Floyd in Minneapolis.

Several dozen protesters conducted a sit-in at the office of Oklahoma County District Attorney David Prater on Monday to demand that he drop the terrorism charges and resign, Fox News reported. But Prater maintained last month that those who incite violence in the streets are “criminals” who “have subverted peaceful protests and impaired the open discussion regarding race in our country.”

“When you employ these tactics for a political purpose, you are a terrorist,” he said.

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The ONT Musical Interlude



On this day:21 Jul 2004
Composer Jerry Goldsmith died after a long battle with cancer aged 75. Created the music for scores of classic movies and television shows ‘Star Trek’, ‘Planet of the Apes’, ‘The Man from U.N.C.L.E.’ and ‘Dr. Kildare.’ via thisdayinmusic.com


&&&


On this day: 21 Jul 1987
Guns N’ Roses released their debut album on Geffen Records: Appetite For Destruction featured the singles 'Welcome to the Jungle', 'Sweet Child o' Mine', and 'Paradise City'. The album now has worldwide sales in excess of 28 million, 18 million of which are in the US, making it the best-selling debut album of all time there. via thisdayinmusic.com


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There are three certain things in life, taxes, death and Genius Award Winners.


As a proud Leo, Lauren Sandford, 24, from Worthing had a large lion's head inked on her right shin in tribute to her star sign.

But, NASA recently announced that there is a 13th star sign, Ophiuchus, which means that the 12 other star signs have shifted.

So, Lauren's birthday, which lands on August 4 now falls under the star sign Cancer.

She said: "I'm Leo through to the core. I've read up about Cancer now and I'm nothing like Cancer.

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Instead of being cited she was the recipient of Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Abusing the 911 system by calling over non-emergencies can get you arrested. But the outcome was much different for an elderly Florida woman who didn’t know what else to do when her refrigerator broke down.

Cheryl Nanartonis of Jensen Beach, who doesn't have any extra money, was so distraught that her food would spoil that she called the emergency line, the Martin County Sheriff's Office said Sunday.


But the officers also felt for the woman, who told them she didn't have the resources to buy a new appliance.

“So Deputy Marcum, Deputy Elliot and Sgt. Flynn made arrangements with the Jensen Beach Goodwill to donate a gently used refrigerator to Cheryl,” the department posted on its Facebook page. “The deputies even had it delivered, and Cheryl was back on track.”


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Comments

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1 Boom!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 21, 2020 10:01 PM (w6A0l)

2 Wow

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 21, 2020 10:01 PM (extHF)

3 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at July 21, 2020 10:01 PM (JFzNN)

4 Thirſt!!

Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2020 10:01 PM (156to)

5 Smooch!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 21, 2020 10:01 PM (U2p+3)

6 Ha! I gotten the first use, now I'll go nood

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 21, 2020 10:01 PM (w6A0l)

7 6 Ha! I gotten the first use, now I'll go nood
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 21, 2020 10:01 PM (w6A0l)

You know the rules..........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2020 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

8 Sponge

Posted by: dr kill at July 21, 2020 10:02 PM (Jj+59)

9 damn...couldn't get my pants off in time

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 21, 2020 10:02 PM (h1jJh)

10 Of course, got Willowed quoting Sec Def Esper cucking out again:

"Defense Secretary Mark Esper has raised concerns within the administration about federal agents patrolling the streets of U.S. cities in camouflage uniforms similar to those worn by troops in war zones, his spokesperson said Tuesday."

I can't wait for Trump to be reelected, so he feels free to dump this beta chump.

Posted by: Grimmy at July 21, 2020 10:02 PM (6K3U5)

11 noodity is wonderful

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2020 10:02 PM (Z4rgH)

12 Evening all.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2020 10:03 PM (tIU+r)

13 Willowed:

763 I've seen Sidney Powell and Gen. Flynn re-tweet Q stuff.

Very perplexing
Posted by: IrishEi at July 21, 2020 09:57 PM (sGotD)

Not just re-tweet, but affirm Q statements and implied calls to action.

Another Hordeien linked this site a few weeks back:

https://qmap.pub/

Might be worth a gander, if only to get a flavor of what is going on in that neck of the woods
Posted by: browndog at July 21, 2020 10:01 PM (BgMrQ)

Posted by: browndog at July 21, 2020 10:03 PM (BgMrQ)

14
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 21, 2020 10:04 PM (DUIap)

15 My kind of cabin!

Thanks MisHum.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 21, 2020 10:04 PM (eTZoJ)

16 Wal-Mart is ending Thanksgiving Day shopping? Thank the Lord.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2020 10:04 PM (Vgw1E)

17 ONT Greetings, Horde!

Alas, mostly a rainout on getting more painting done. But the day of rest was a welcome respite, all the same.

*pours bourbon*


CHEERS!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 21, 2020 10:04 PM (QzJWU)

18 The federal government cannot allow anarchists and insurrectionists to destroy federal courthouses, federal buildings, or other federal property,Sen. Tom Cotton (R-AR)

You would think this would not be controversial in the slightest. In the current crazy time, you would be wrong.

Posted by: Splunge at July 21, 2020 10:04 PM (dOV9E)

19 I did actually notice that everyone is wrong but me. However, being polite, I have not mentioned it.

Posted by: Splunge at July 21, 2020 10:05 PM (dOV9E)

20 "No wonder why Europe is being overrun with Muzzies. Soi bois would rather play with themselves than with a real honest to goodness woman."

MGTOW guys might say modern, Western women are too much trouble and risk to deal with.

Posted by: MGTOW monks at July 21, 2020 10:05 PM (6K3U5)

21 Good evening my pretties.

Nice roundup tonight, MisHum.

As always! As always!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 21, 2020 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

22 Hodgetwins are fun.

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2020 10:06 PM (zr5Kq)

23 Briggs and Stratton is also declaring bankruptcy, so creditors are out of luck.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 21, 2020 10:06 PM (extHF)

24 I could live there with my books.

Posted by: Infidel at July 21, 2020 10:07 PM (Tt+tJ)

25 What's the over/under that Mayor Lightfoot's mom drank a lot while carrying little Lori?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2020 10:07 PM (axyOa)

26 What's the over/under that Mayor Lightfoot's mom drank a lot while carrying little Lori?
Posted by: Diogenes

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100 proof.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2020 10:07 PM (tIU+r)

27 My dream home!

Posted by: dartist at July 21, 2020 10:07 PM (+ya+t)

28 Nice job, Cheriebebe !

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2020 10:07 PM (zr5Kq)

29 What's the over/under that Mayor Lightfoot's mom drank a lot while carrying little Lori?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2020 10:07 PM (axyOa)


And did meth.

Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2020 10:07 PM (Vgw1E)

30 25 What's the over/under that Mayor Lightfoot's mom drank a lot while carrying little Lori?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2020 10:07 PM (axyOa)

IDK, but it looks like Daddy beat her with an ugly stick, daily.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2020 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

31 I love that photo of the cabin. But it's going to need a redoubt.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 21, 2020 10:08 PM (2N7oZ)

32 I feel a bit better about the thing that's mayor of Chicago ever since I found out a month ago, even the city council members hate her.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)

33 Yoho National Park in Canada is also awesome.

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 10:08 PM (oZuI0)

34 Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 10:08 PM (L2ZTs)

35 Just walked in the room...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 21, 2020 10:08 PM (HuH1F)

36 What's the over/under that Mayor Lightfoot's mom drank a lot while carrying little Lori?
Posted by: Diogenes

Smoked too. Inhaled.

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2020 10:09 PM (zr5Kq)

37 late...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 21, 2020 10:09 PM (HuH1F)

38 Thanks for another dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

Love the photo up top of my cabin... not really mine, but wouldn't mind if it were! Nice tune behind the photo also.

Ted Yoho - speaking truth to power!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 21, 2020 10:09 PM (WFcrO)

39 I can't decide if Lightfoot looks more like a catfish or admiral akbar from Star Wars

Posted by: RJD at July 21, 2020 10:09 PM (ucNdt)

40 What's the over/under that Mayor Lightfoot's mom drank a lot while carrying little Lori?
Posted by: Diogenes

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They say all babies are beautiful but I am open to opposing views.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2020 10:10 PM (tIU+r)

41 Good evening, Horde.

That Biden quote. I couldn't figure out what he was saying.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

42 Wait, wut? Under 500 comments and I'mm on the ONT?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 21, 2020 10:11 PM (WEBkv)

43 25 What's the over/under that Mayor Lightfoot's mom drank a lot while carrying little Lori?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2020 10:07 PM (axyOa)


Hmmm, that's just what Mrs Splunge said. She took one look at the picture and said "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome."

Posted by: Splunge at July 21, 2020 10:11 PM (dOV9E)

44 Crud, for me, this counts as an honorary first.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 21, 2020 10:11 PM (WEBkv)

45 I love that photo of the cabin. But it's going to need a redoubt.
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown


I'm betting there's a hatch in the floorboards that enters a tunnel leading back to the actual fighting positions.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2020 10:11 PM (axyOa)

46 They say all babies are beautiful but I am open to opposing views.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2020 10:10 PM (tIU+r)

--I used to think all babies were homely.

Then my babeh was born, and I realized it was only everyone else's baby who was homely.

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 10:12 PM (oZuI0)

47 41 Good evening, Horde.

That Biden quote. I couldn't figure out what he was saying.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

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Don't worry. Neither could he.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 21, 2020 10:12 PM (CAJOC)

48 Well, the Angel of Death is at the door. Our county has had its first 'Rona fatality. (If only we'd had Andy Cuomo to show us the way!) A woman in her eighties with pre-existing conditions. Since we already turned up the panic to eleventy months ago, I don't know what we'll do now!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 21, 2020 10:13 PM (+y/Ru)

49 OK- I must be an idiot. Has there always been something hidden behind the ONT pictures?

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 21, 2020 10:13 PM (qe5CM)

50 Don't worry. Neither could he.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 21, 2020 10:12 PM (CAJOC)


I couldn't figure out if I was just tired or if Pervy Joe was speaking gibberish again.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

51 Posted by: RJD at July 21, 2020 10:09 PM (ucNdt)

I'd say she's a mix between Larry Fine and Thing 1 from the cat in the hat.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at July 21, 2020 10:14 PM (oh+79)

52 But, NASA recently announced that there is a 13th star sign, Ophiuchus, which means that the 12 other star signs have shifted.


NASA is doing astrology now instead of astronomy? That's just great.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 21, 2020 10:14 PM (2N7oZ)

53 Somebody in the apartment above is cooking steaks. Damn them! That is psychological warfare.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 21, 2020 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

54 Hmmm, that's just what Mrs Splunge said. She took one look at the picture and said "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome."
Posted by: Splunge


Exactly.
That was my first thought once I saw her picture.
A pity. But absolutely no reason for being this stupid.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2020 10:14 PM (axyOa)

55 That Biden quote. I couldn't figure out what he was saying.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)
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Well, you know, this is like that time ol Corn Pop an me, we was hanging in the hood, down by the pool, eyeing all the girls with bad intent, when, these people came by, people that we set right and got them jobs keeping watch at the pool, pool people, you know sticks, green felt and what not...

Posted by: joey biden - paste connoisseur
at July 21, 2020 10:14 PM (WEBkv)

56 39 I can't decide if Lightfoot looks more like a catfish or admiral akbar from Star Wars

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Groot's uglier sister.

Posted by: Vlad the impaler, whittling away like mad at July 21, 2020 10:14 PM (d6mdH)

57 China's Dam of Doom:

https://youtu.be/qgXGtCmqQjA

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 10:14 PM (oZuI0)

58 re: Jerry Goldsmith- we watched The Ballad of Cable Hogue just last night. Quirky movie with a nice soundtrack. And nekkid Stella Stevens.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2020 10:16 PM (Fc5rx)

59 Somebody in the apartment above is cooking steaks. Damn them! That is psychological warfare.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 21, 2020 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
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My wife and I tossed a nice Tri tip on the pellet grill this afternoon. You should have smelled it, nice woodsy odor, Tri tip done medium rare, with a nice marinade on it.

Good eating.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 21, 2020 10:16 PM (WEBkv)

60 What's the over/under that Mayor Lightfoot's mom drank a lot while carrying little Lori?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2020 10:07 PM (axyOa)

Hmmm, that's just what Mrs Splunge said. She took one look at the picture and said "Fetal Alcohol Syndrome."
Posted by: Splunge at July 21, 2020 10:11 PM (dOV9E)



you know what, you are right.

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2020 10:16 PM (zr5Kq)

61 I wonder which cartels are controlling the drugs in Chicago? This will be the second front in this civil war.
Eff you mexico.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2020 10:16 PM (axyOa)

62 What's the over/under that Mayor Lightfoot's mom drank a lot while carrying little Lori?

Posted by: Diogenes



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They say all babies are beautiful but I am open to opposing views.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2020 10:10 PM (tIU+r)


Baby Lightfoot was breathtaking.

Posted by: Elaine Benes at July 21, 2020 10:16 PM (q1Pj5)

63 Thought experiment. What if this website were the source of conversational English for a foreigner, like Tom Hanks' character in The Terminal?

"Hey, Cave Brother, stay outta my Hot Pocket! Get your own Leathery Dickmitt."

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 21, 2020 10:17 PM (VOSoK)

64 Briggs n Stratton skips $6.7 million interest payment, awards $5 million to executives

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Now, that my kind of microeconomics!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 21, 2020 10:17 PM (+y/Ru)

65

Maybe I'm a Leo. Maybe not.

https://youtu.be/v97ypB1Hshs

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2020 10:17 PM (aKsyK)

66 I think Lightfoot has a chromosomal abnormality... There's a semi-famous actress, Linda Hunt, ('NCIS: LA') who has an odd appearance and is a afflicted with Turner's Syndrome, q.v.... She's also a lesbian like Lightfoot!

Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2020 10:18 PM (156to)

67 FRONT!

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 21, 2020 10:18 PM (TOyHQ)

68 White girl offers up her young daughter (child) to her black boyfriend and his mother for abuse as he places his knee on the crying child's neck and his mother hold her legs down. The child is now with the father. The Black man and his mom have not arrested.
Shocking. /s

https://tinyurl.com/y3ddoz8y



Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 21, 2020 10:18 PM (3NXN7)

69 51
Posted by: RJD at July 21, 2020 10:09 PM (ucNdt)



I'd say she's a mix between Larry Fine and Thing 1 from the cat in the hat.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at July 21, 2020 10:14 PM (oh+79)

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But without Larry's grace and gravitas.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 21, 2020 10:18 PM (+3rQF)

70 66 I think Lightfoot has a chromosomal abnormality... There's a semi-famous actress, Linda Hunt, ('NCIS: LA') who has an odd appearance and is a afflicted with Turner's Syndrome, q.v.... She's also a lesbian like Lightfoot!
Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2020 10:18 PM

Seems like a thyroid issue. Graves disease perhaps?

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 21, 2020 10:19 PM (qe5CM)

71 41Good evening, Horde

That Biden quote. I couldn't figure out what he was saying

Ladyl

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I read it several times. Sounded somewhat illegal to me.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 21, 2020 10:20 PM (m/niv)

72 I wonder which cartels are controlling the drugs in Chicago? This will be the second front in this civil war.
Eff you mexico.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 21, 2020 10:16 PM (axyOa)

Mexican cartels like Sinaloa - supplies, street gangs distribute

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2020 10:20 PM (zr5Kq)

73 "A Beginner's Guide to Arguing Theology on the Internet"


Is this for reals, or only Apocryphal?

Posted by: Miklos of Patmos, looking over at the chicks on Lesbos at July 21, 2020 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)

74 Well, the Angel of Death is at the door. Our county has had its first 'Rona fatality. (If only we'd had Andy Cuomo to show us the way!) A woman in her eighties with pre-existing conditions. Since we already turned up the panic to eleventy months ago, I don't know what we'll do now!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,


**********

Yeah. I saw that. County Public Health guy (Kuhr) said "...this underscores the gravity of the situation.

Perhaps, but not in the way he thinks.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2020 10:21 PM (Fc5rx)

75 But, NASA recently announced that there is a 13th star sign, Ophiuchus, which means that the 12 other star signs have shifted.


NASA is doing astrology now instead of astronomy? That's just great.
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown
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It's a...a cusp ! Astrology and science !

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2020 10:21 PM (cGzEU)

76 Patton was Jerry Goldsmith's best movie score.

No contest.

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 10:22 PM (oZuI0)

77
China's Dam of Doom

The greatest environmental catastrophes always occur in Communist countries.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2020 10:22 PM (mht8P)

78 Maybe I'm a Leo. Maybe not.

https://youtu.be/v97ypB1Hshs
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


When you're hot you're hot. When you're not you're not.

Posted by: Mithras at July 21, 2020 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)

79 Wal-Mart is ending Thanksgiving Day shopping? Thank the Lord.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2020 10:04 PM (Vgw1E)

You know, I bet the Coronas has killed in store Black Friday shopping.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 21, 2020 10:22 PM (w6A0l)

80 ...Graves disease perhaps?

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 21, 2020 10:19 PM



Grave's Disease is treatable...

Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2020 10:23 PM (156to)

81 75 But, NASA recently announced that there is a 13th star sign, Ophiuchus, which means that the 12 other star signs have shifted.


NASA is doing astrology now instead of astronomy? That's just great.
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown
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It's a...a cusp ! Astrology and science !
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2020 10:21 PM (cGzEU)

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Hey! No cusping in here! This is a family-friendly blog!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 21, 2020 10:23 PM (CAJOC)

82 She said: "I'm Leo through to the core. I've read up about Cancer now and I'm nothing like Cancer.


Why do I have the feeling she sucks the life out you, just like cancer.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 21, 2020 10:23 PM (SchxB)

83 Loved the Official Hodge Twins! Lots of truth in that little clip.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 21, 2020 10:23 PM (WFcrO)

84 Hi Nurse
Hugs to you!
How bad was the war zone downtown?

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 21, 2020 10:23 PM (d9Irc)

85 61
I wonder which cartels are controlling the drugs in Chicago? This will be the second front in this civil war.

I'm hoping it's an opening for the Feds to move in and clean some of this shit up until I can get the hell out.

Posted by: dartist at July 21, 2020 10:24 PM (+ya+t)

86 Lori's eyes are so close to the sides of her head she doesn't need side mirrors on her motorcycle.

As to that cabin, whatever they used for a foundation, those trees will eventually move or break it via surface roots. But it does look cozy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2020 10:24 PM (Z4rgH)

87 Happy-ish Tuesday Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the Holsterless ... at July 21, 2020 10:24 PM (LPnfS)

88 logprof

The theme from Patton was breakaway music on my first ship.

I always associate it with going to Flank-3 and putting the rudder over hard once we cleared the Unrep ship.
You are hanging on a steel cable on the bridge looking at the water out the bridge door. Good times.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2020 10:25 PM (u82oZ)

89
I read it several times. Sounded somewhat illegal to me.
Posted by: Floridachick at July 21, 2020 10:20 PM (m/niv)


Yep.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

90 You know, I bet the Coronas has killed in store Black Friday shopping.

.....

I've always been a bit of a gambling man.

I will wager one large Miller Lite draft beer that a movement begins to remove the offensive term "Black Friday" from popular parlance.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2020 10:25 PM (SXBQz)

91 @39

She actually looks like Michael Jackson's Ghoul form in Thriller.


Either way she's just about the most repellent looking politician this side of Henry Waxman.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 21, 2020 10:25 PM (lKZQX)

92 Gluten abend meine fapperschoen

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

93 China's Dam of Doom

The greatest environmental catastrophes always occur in Communist countries.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2020 10:22 PM (mht8P)

--The Aral Sea (or lack thereof) is easily the biggest ecological disaster in history. The commies also came close to destroying Lake Baykal. Oh, and there was that thing in Chernobyl. . . .

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 10:25 PM (oZuI0)

94 Saw a new meme tonight on TV. I think it was by Corona(?), "All Lives Don't Matter Until Black Lives Matter".

Now, there's something to contemplate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2020 10:26 PM (bk3Sg)

95 82 She said: "I'm Leo through to the core. I've read up about Cancer now and I'm nothing like Cancer.


Why do I have the feeling she sucks the life out you, just like cancer.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 21, 2020 10:23 PM (SchxB)

On the bright side you could have a club foot and still outrun her. Unless she's rolling down a hill..........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2020 10:26 PM (aA3+G)

96 Three Gorges Reservoir is at 30 degrees N Latitude, about the same as Houston, Texas. Subtropical monsoon climate.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2020 10:26 PM (q1Pj5)

97 But, NASA recently announced that there is a 13th star sign, Ophiuchus, which means that the 12 other star signs have shifted.

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This is the dawning of the Age of O Fucky Us!
Age of O Fucky Us!
O Fucky Us!
O Fucky Us!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 21, 2020 10:26 PM (+y/Ru)

98 Insom!!!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

99 Thanks runner!!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 21, 2020 10:26 PM (w6A0l)

100 88 logprof

The theme from Patton was breakaway music on my first ship.

I always associate it with going to Flank-3 and putting the rudder over hard once we cleared the Unrep ship.
You are hanging on a steel cable on the bridge looking at the water out the bridge door. Good times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2020 10:25 PM (u82oZ)

--Awesome!

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 10:27 PM (oZuI0)

101 Gluten abend meine fapperschoen
Posted by: Insomniac


That is singular.

Who's the Special?

Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at July 21, 2020 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)

102 I will wager one large Miller Lite draft beer that a
movement begins to remove the offensive term "Black Friday" from
popular parlance.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2020 10:25 PM (SXBQz)


Let's replace it with "Festival".

Posted by: Landru at July 21, 2020 10:27 PM (2N7oZ)

103 Composer Jerry Goldsmith died after a long battle with cancer aged 75. Created the music for scores of classic movies and television shows Star Trek


Not Star Trek. The Motion Picture. re-used for NextGen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 21, 2020 10:27 PM (oVJmc)

104 So I love the ONT because we can talk about anything. So my question is about Revelations. The rise of China makes sense because the kings of the East are supposed to march on Israel. 200 million? Only China or maybe India could field an army like that.

Posted by: Jmel at July 21, 2020 10:28 PM (bVhJi)

105 Patton soundtrack suite:

https://youtu.be/kL9oVI5J4no

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 10:28 PM (oZuI0)

106 98 Insom!!!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:26 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

107 Dang! Charlie Berens has been holding out on us, he's married to a hottie former Miss Wisconsin.

Posted by: davidt at July 21, 2020 10:28 PM (l3+k2)

108 I don't argue.

Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2020 10:28 PM (XhWtx)

109 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y4xka86x

https://tinyurl.com/y3scxap2

https://tinyurl.com/y5j5gyoa

https://tinyurl.com/y4xfx5tr

https://tinyurl.com/y63moj24

Posted by: kbdabear at July 21, 2020 10:29 PM (qAR6u)

110 108 I don't argue.
Posted by: Eromero at July 21, 2020 10:28 PM (XhWtx)

Sure you do.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 10:29 PM (NWiLs)

111 After slashing the tires on her boyfriend's car, a Florida Woman struck the man and grabbed his scrotum "with such force that it removed the skin from the entirety of the victim's right testicle," police charge.


Didn't we have a story a few days ago about male juvenile delinquents being given estrogen to make them easier to deal with?

Posted by: nerygirl at July 21, 2020 10:29 PM (+lVUW)

112 Dang! Charlie Berens has been holding out on us, he's married to a hottie former Miss Wisconsin.
Posted by: davidt


Bratwurst Queen?

Posted by: Miklos, keepin' 'er movin' at July 21, 2020 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)

113 B&S used to be my first choice for a lawnmower engine, but now I think Honda has better quality.

And rechargeable electrics are slowly winning the race. Meet the latest buggy whip manufacturer.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2020 10:30 PM (Z4rgH)

114 Mike Hammer

I sure hope that the Astrology NASA team is the political and SJW remnants.

CNN: They are in a Conex box in Banjul International Airport, The Republic of Gambia. They were left there in 2017, and have managed to cut the locks and get a cell signal, but the minefield and snake field are still there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2020 10:31 PM (u82oZ)

115 76 Patton was Jerry Goldsmith's best movie score.

No contest.
Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 10:22 PM (oZuI0)



why, I did NOT know that!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, in the Johnny Carson suit and tie at July 21, 2020 10:31 PM (sy5kK)

116 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y66c5dy5

https://tinyurl.com/yxm5mry3

https://tinyurl.com/y5hodacv

https://tinyurl.com/y2hw9zq8

https://tinyurl.com/yxl5oup7

Posted by: kbdabear at July 21, 2020 10:31 PM (qAR6u)

117 GnuBreed

Cargil has ruined more small engines that anyone else.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2020 10:31 PM (u82oZ)

118 101 Gluten abend meine fapperschoen
Posted by: Insomniac


That is singular.

Who's the Special?
Posted by: Miklos von und zu Miklostein at July 21, 2020 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)

Everyone is special. Which means nobody is special.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

119 Oily Fuck! I've just learnt that Linda Hunt was the 'The Shadout Mapes' in Dune!

Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2020 10:32 PM (156to)

120 The theme from Patton was breakaway music on my first ship.

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Should've used Victory At Sea. You can feel the waves rolling the ship and the salt wind in your face.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sto3p3eozg8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 21, 2020 10:32 PM (+y/Ru)

121 davidt

What! She stooped so low?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2020 10:32 PM (u82oZ)

122 80- Grave's Disease is treatable...
Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2020 10:23 PM

I know it's treatable, but there are certain markers. I believe bulging eyes is one of them?

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 21, 2020 10:32 PM (qe5CM)

123 Mike Hammer

I sure hope that the Astrology NASA team is the political and SJW remnants.

CNN: They are in a Conex box in Banjul International Airport, The Republic of Gambia. They were left there in 2017, and have managed to cut the locks and get a cell signal, but the minefield and snake field are still there.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2020 10:31 PM (u82oZ)
* * * *

*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 21, 2020 10:33 PM (WFcrO)

124 119 Oily Fuck! I've just learnt that Linda Hunt was the 'The Shadout Mapes' in Dune!
Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2020 10:32 PM (156to)

She was the principal in Kindergarten Cop.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 10:33 PM (NWiLs)

125 "Patton" was 50 years ago.

It goes fast, doesn't it?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2020 10:33 PM (tIU+r)

126 I did actually notice that everyone is wrong but me. However, being polite, I have not mentioned it.


The people who think they know everything are quite annoying to those of us who do.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Masks are BS. Flu season is over. at July 21, 2020 10:34 PM (HaL55)

127 And rechargeable electrics are slowly winning the race. Meet the latest buggy whip manufacturer.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2020 10:30 PM (Z4rgH)

And after the Chinese hit us with an EMP, I'll be still mowing my lawn.

Posted by: Toro lawn mower owner at July 21, 2020 10:34 PM (2N7oZ)

128 Gluten abend meine fapperschoen
Posted by: Insomniac



"Fapperschoen, darling fapperschoen...."

Posted by: Miklos "Wayne" Newton at July 21, 2020 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

129 49 OK- I must be an idiot. Has there always been something hidden behind the ONT pictures?
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 21, 2020 10:13 PM (qe5CM)


Moose out front shoulda...

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 21, 2020 10:34 PM (8C7+r)

130 I like the cabin but I noticed the tree first. The place I stayed at in the woods had two very large Doug Fir in front of the garage. There was an old bulldozer in the garage that was blocked in. It may still be there for all I know.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 21, 2020 10:34 PM (YynYJ)

131 66 I think Lightfoot has a chromosomal abnormality... There's a semi-famous actress, Linda Hunt, ('NCIS: LA') who has an odd appearance and is a afflicted with Turner's Syndrome, q.v.... She's also a lesbian like Lightfoot!
Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2020 10:18 PM (156to)

Linda Hunt played an Indonesian man, Billy Quan, in "The Year of Living Dangerously" (one of my favorite movies) and was completely convincing.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 10:34 PM (HabA/)

132 --I used to think all babies were homely.

Then my babeh was born, and I realized it was only everyone else's baby who was homely.
Posted by: logprof


They look a lot better when you cover up the bald head with a cute little hat thingy, and put on tiny socks and a cute sleeper.

Then they upchuck all over everything.

Posted by: nerygirl at July 21, 2020 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

133 Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2020 10:30 PM (Z4rgH)

My B&S on the log splitter has been amazingly easy to maintain and start, but the Honda "push" mower never takes more than two pulls and usually starts on the first pull.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 10:34 PM (eTZoJ)

134 I know it's treatable, but there are certain markers. I believe bulging eyes is one of them?
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 21, 2020 10:32 PM (qe5CM)


Yes.

Posted by: Marty Feldman at July 21, 2020 10:35 PM (RsPQq)

135 125 "Patton" was 50 years ago.

It goes fast, doesn't it?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2020 10:33 PM (tIU+r)

I wouldn't know..........

Posted by: I'm Only 29 at July 21, 2020 10:35 PM (aA3+G)

136 kbd delivers the goods again!

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 10:35 PM (oZuI0)

137 132 --I used to think all babies were homely.

Then my babeh was born, and I realized it was only everyone else's baby who was homely.
Posted by: logprof

They look a lot better when you cover up the bald head with a cute little hat thingy, and put on tiny socks and a cute sleeper.

Then they upchuck all over everything.
Posted by: nerygirl at July 21, 2020 10:34 PM (+lVUW)


***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2020 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

138 I was a Libra but maybe now I'm Like a Virgo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 21, 2020 10:37 PM (+y/Ru)

139 Should've used Victory At Sea. You can feel the waves rolling the ship and the salt wind in your face.



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sto3p3eozg8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 21, 2020 10:32 PM (+y/Ru)


When I was in 5th grade, I had a teacher who would show us those movies every Friday.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 21, 2020 10:37 PM (2N7oZ)

140 Cargill has ruined more small engines that anyone else.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2020 10:31 PM (u82oZ)


Almost like it is a plan...

Nah that's just crazy talk!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 10:37 PM (eTZoJ)

141 Pelosi and Schumer were born under the sign of Feces.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 10:37 PM (HabA/)

142 Everyone is special. Which means nobody is special.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 10:32 PM (NWiLs)


Hang on, I'm not special. So I'm still special.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 21, 2020 10:37 PM (t+qrx)

143 119 Oily Fuck! I've just learnt that Linda Hunt was the 'The Shadout Mapes' in Dune!
Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2020 10:32 PM (156to)

Stop...

Really?

It wasn't painfully apparent that that was Linda Hunt?

Oye...

Posted by: browndog at July 21, 2020 10:37 PM (BgMrQ)

144 So, some of us are old enough to remember a tune named "American Woman" by the Guess Who. (They started out as The Who and got sued by guess who?)

Anyway, I was thinking the only women bitchier than American women MUST be Western European women.

My son got himself a nice gal from Mexico. She is an angel.

Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 10:38 PM (2BZBZ)

145 Cargil has ruined more small engines that anyone else.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2020 10:31 PM (u82oZ)


I'll give a hearty Assist to the feral gubmint too.

But I run ethanol free gas in my lawn gear.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2020 10:38 PM (Z4rgH)

146 How much chuck could an up-chucker chuck if the the up-chucker chucked it all up?

Posted by: Miklos, pensively at July 21, 2020 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)

147 First the Air Force admits that they see aliens all the damn time, now NASA is saying astrology is actually a thing...

Fucking hell, 2020. You've made your point. Now you're just being a dick.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2020 10:39 PM (6FeV1)

148 Linda Hunt. Not to be confused with Linda Hamilton.

Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 10:39 PM (2BZBZ)

149 Mayor Groot has definitely made impact with the groot stick. But how does another chick look at that and just gotta have that? yikes

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 21, 2020 10:39 PM (VOSoK)

150 They look a lot better when you cover up the bald head with a cute little hat thingy, and put on tiny socks and a cute sleeper.

Then they upchuck all over everything.
Posted by: nerygirl at July 21, 2020 10:34 PM (+lVUW)

--My little dude was born with a lot of hair.

He did not puke a lot, but boy did he scream.

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 10:39 PM (oZuI0)

151 In some old mining towns in Colorado, located mainly above the 8500 foot elevation mark, the old wooden buildings had no foundations but were placed directly on the soil. I was told that this was not a problem since there were no wood destroying insects at that elevation and it was too cold to maintain any sort of wood destroying fungus.

Cannot tell what the cabin up top has as foundation.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 21, 2020 10:39 PM (WFcrO)

152 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 21, 2020 10:39 PM (vgnpr)

153 What's always amazing is how much shit a baby can produce. You put in 3 tablespoons of Gerber's applesauce and out comes 1 ton of poop.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 10:40 PM (HabA/)

154 119 Oily Fuck! I've just learnt that Linda Hunt was the 'The Shadout Mapes' in Dune!
Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2020 10:32 PM

She really was amazing in "The Year of Living Dangerously". I had no idea she was a woman playing the male character.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 21, 2020 10:40 PM (qe5CM)

155 Ho Lee Chit. How late am I?

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:40 PM (WIRy8)

156 He did not puke a lot, but boy did he scream.
Posted by: logprof


Toddles before tattoos.

Call me old fashioned.

Posted by: Old Man Miklos at July 21, 2020 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)

157 155 Ho Lee Chit. How late am I?
Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:40 PM (WIRy


Any time you get here is right on time!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

158 The Chinese astrology has also changed and we're now in the Year of the Drowned Rat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 21, 2020 10:41 PM (+y/Ru)

159 I've been battling a little stomach bug today. I don't feel so good.

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:41 PM (WIRy8)

160 124 119 Oily Fuck! I've just learnt that Linda Hunt was the 'The Shadout Mapes' in Dune!
Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2020 10:32 PM (156to)

She was the principal in Kindergarten Cop.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 10:33 PM (NWiLs)

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She also played a guy in The Year of Living Dangerously.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 21, 2020 10:41 PM (CAJOC)

161 148 Linda Hunt. Not to be confused with Linda Hamilton.
Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 10:39 PM (2BZBZ)

Or me

Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 21, 2020 10:41 PM (aA3+G)

162 Linda Hunt. Not to be confused with Linda Hamilton.

Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 10:39 PM (2BZBZ)


I'm guessing John Connor would have never been born.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 21, 2020 10:41 PM (2N7oZ)

163 74 Well, the Angel of Death is at the door. Our county has had its first 'Rona fatality. (If only we'd had Andy Cuomo to show us the way!) A woman in her eighties with pre-existing conditions. Since we already turned up the panic to eleventy months ago, I don't know what we'll do now!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,


**********

Yeah. I saw that. County Public Health guy (Kuhr) said "...this underscores the gravity of the situation.

Perhaps, but not in the way he thinks.
Posted by: Muldoon


Sounds like the County Public Health guy has never spent time visiting anyone in a nursing home. I had an aunt that was in one. Depressing as hell. We managed to keep my parents at home, but not everyone can.

Posted by: nerygirl at July 21, 2020 10:41 PM (+lVUW)

164 153 What's always amazing is how much shit a baby can produce. You put in 3 tablespoons of Gerber's applesauce and out comes 1 ton of poop.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 10:40 PM (HabA/)

And now at the advanced age of 29, it's the exact opposite

Posted by: browndog at July 21, 2020 10:41 PM (BgMrQ)

165 What a shame about Briggs and Stratton.
They produced one of the very first automobiles, if you could even call it that.
It was like a go cart for 1 passenger (driver). I think about 5 horsepower.
It was a 1 speed and you controlled it by a lever type stick in which you directed the amount of force to be applied to the road, and in which direction.
There are still a few of these around, in museums.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 21, 2020 10:41 PM (w7KSn)

166 Any time you get here is right on time!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

Thanks, Mom!

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:41 PM (WIRy8)

167 Look up Sir Arthur Cotton, and behold how much better he did for India than the commies have done fore China.

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 10:41 PM (oZuI0)

168 153 What's always amazing is how much shit a baby can produce. You put in 3 tablespoons of Gerber's applesauce and out comes 1 ton of poop.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 10:40 PM (HabA/)


You're on a roll tonight Donna.

Posted by: Mike Hunt at July 21, 2020 10:42 PM (aA3+G)

169 79 Wal-Mart is ending Thanksgiving Day shopping? Thank the Lord.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 21, 2020 10:04 PM (Vgw1E)

You know, I bet the Coronas has killed in store Black Friday shopping.
Posted by: Cheriebebe


So no more stampede deaths to start the Christmas shopping season.

Posted by: nerygirl at July 21, 2020 10:42 PM (+lVUW)

170 First the Air Force admits that they see aliens all the damn time, now NASA is saying astrology is actually a thing...

Fucking hell, 2020. You've made your point. Now you're just being a dick.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Cashing out the last of the Moon God People Outreach budget.

Posted by: Ancient Miklos Theorists say YES at July 21, 2020 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)

171 Hola Fappers

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 21, 2020 10:42 PM (oAY8z)

172 And now at the advanced age of 29, it's the exact opposite
Posted by: browndog at July 21, 2020 10:41 PM (BgMrQ)

Try a stool softener.

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:43 PM (WIRy8)

173 LOL. I thought I was a Cancer for 60 years. Now I am a Gemini. I couldn't care less.

Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 10:43 PM (2BZBZ)

174 NASA is doing astrology now instead of astronomy? That's just great.
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 21, 2020 10:14 PM (2N7oZ)


NASA opens job offerings to STEMA students!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 10:43 PM (eTZoJ)

175 "Defense Secretary Mark Esper has raised concerns
within the administration about federal agents patrolling the streets of
U.S. cities in camouflage uniforms similar to those worn by troops in
war zones, his spokesperson said Tuesday."



I can't wait for Trump to be reelected, so he feels free to dump this beta chump.
Posted by: Grimmy at July 21, 2020 10:02 PM (6K3U5)


don't be silly Esper, they are just trying to blend in with the tactical looks of the special city cop units. At least they don't drive around MRAPs.

Or Ford Falcons built in Buenos Aires.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2020 10:43 PM (WyVLE)

176 And after the Chinese hit us with an EMP, I'll be still mowing my lawn.

Posted by: Toro lawn mower owner at July 21, 2020 10:34 PM (2N7oZ)


After the EMP, I'll be giving zero fucks about my lawn except for lines of fire.

Actually, I'm mostly there anyhow.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2020 10:43 PM (Z4rgH)

177 Appetite for Destruction is one of the great albums of all time. G'n'R rise and fall is fascinating. They were the biggest band in the world and, seemingly in a blink of an eye, they disappeared.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2020 10:43 PM (7haIi)

178 Nice picture up top, MisHum. Looks like a nice fishing camp.

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:44 PM (WIRy8)

179
166 Any time you get here is right on time!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

Thanks, Mom!
Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:41 PM (WIRy


LOL.

The mom mindset never goes away.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

180 Is there a reason we moved from talking about Biden to talking about baby poop?

Posted by: Floridachick at July 21, 2020 10:44 PM (m/niv)

181 "Try a stool softener"

Or habanero Tabasco. Like a mineweeper.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 21, 2020 10:44 PM (VOSoK)

182 First the Air Force admits that they see aliens all the damn time, now NASA is saying astrology is actually a thing...

Fucking hell, 2020. You've made your point. Now you're just being a dick.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2020 10:39 PM (6FeV1)
* * * *

Hahahahaha!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 21, 2020 10:44 PM (WFcrO)

183 Appetite for Destruction is one of the great albums of all time. G'n'R rise and fall is fascinating. They were the biggest band in the world and, seemingly in a blink of an eye, they disappeared.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2020 10:43 PM (7haIi)

Axl Rose is asshoe. Bigly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (x8Wzq)

184 {{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (eTZoJ)

185 ALH,

Do you have any zinc you can take? I do think there is a stomach bug going around.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (YynYJ)

186 How much chuck could an up-chucker chuck if the the up-chucker chucked it all up?
Posted by: Miklos, pensively at July 21, 2020 10:38 PM (QzkSJ)

The oldest and the youngest both had gastric reflux. Between the two of them, I walked around with a diaper on my shoulder for a year.

The second they could sit upright, it stopped like turning off a faucet.

Posted by: Sal at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (bo8pf)

187
Either way she's just about the most repellent looking politician this side of Henry Waxman.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 21, 2020 10:25 PM (lKZQX)


So, if Lightfoot and Waxman hooked up they could make babies that would be stars in horror movies.

Posted by: nerygirl at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

188 After the EMP, I'll be giving zero fucks about my lawn except for lines of fire.



Actually, I'm mostly there anyhow.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2020 10:43 PM (Z4rgH)


Just saying.

Posted by: Toro lawn mower owner at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (2N7oZ)

189 164 153 What's always amazing is how much shit a baby can produce. You put in 3 tablespoons of Gerber's applesauce and out comes 1 ton of poop.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 10:40 PM (HabA/)

And now at the advanced age of 29, it's the exact opposite
Posted by: browndog at July 21, 2020 10:41 PM (BgMrQ)

You put in one ton of poop and out comes 3 tablespoons of Gerber's applesauce?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

190 First the Air Force admits that they see aliens all the damn time, now NASA is saying astrology is actually a thing...

Fucking hell, 2020. You've made your point. Now you're just being a dick.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2020 10:39 PM (6FeV1)
* * * *

I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

191 172 And now at the advanced age of 29, it's the exact opposite
Posted by: browndog at July 21, 2020 10:41 PM (BgMrQ)

Try a stool softener.
Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:43 PM (WIRy

It's the after effects of radiation

Softeners, fibre, copious amounts of water...my intestines are still upfucked

Posted by: browndog at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (BgMrQ)

192 The mom mindset never goes away.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

Especially "The Look". LOL!

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (WIRy8)

193 Looks like a rock foundation.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (YynYJ)

194 What's always amazing is how much shit a baby can
produce. You put in 3 tablespoons of Gerber's applesauce and out comes 1
ton of poop.

Posted by: DonnaV. at July 21, 2020 10:40 PM (HabA/)

And the smell always amazed me cause I knew I did not feed them anything that should have smelled like THAT coming back out.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 21, 2020 10:46 PM (nAiE/)

195 Posted by: browndog at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (BgMrQ)

Apples, then.

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:46 PM (WIRy8)

196 As far as cities gp, I don't see how they'll recover their tax base after Wuhan Flu. Now that companies see they can operate with their workforces at home, why rent out all that expensive office space in Manhattan? Why sit in your car in traffic for an hour, or get on the shitty, dangerous subway?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 10:46 PM (HabA/)

197 Have a great night, everyone.

May your dreams be wonderful.

And Misanthropic Humanitarian, thank you for yet another fun, educational, and patriotic ONT. USA! USA! USA!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2020 10:46 PM (u82oZ)

198 {{}Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)

199 Lightfoot and Waxman

Eyeballs Akimbo and Nostrils Galore

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 21, 2020 10:47 PM (VOSoK)

200 191 172 And now at the advanced age of 29, it's the exact opposite
Posted by: browndog at July 21, 2020 10:41 PM (BgMrQ)

Try a stool softener.
Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:43 PM (WIRy

Then they collapse when you sit on them.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

201 Coworker had two kittens to give away. I was so tempted.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 21, 2020 10:47 PM (YynYJ)

202 That AOC tweet needs to be sent to everybody in the US. Not that we didn't know that is what they are doing, but always nice to see them confirm it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2020 10:47 PM (r+sAi)

203 183 Appetite for Destruction is one of the great albums of all time. G'n'R rise and fall is fascinating. They were the biggest band in the world and, seemingly in a blink of an eye, they disappeared.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2020 10:43 PM (7haIi)

Axl Rose is asshoe. Bigly.
Posted by: Pug Mahon



Yep.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 21, 2020 10:48 PM (7haIi)

204 But I run ethanol free gas in my lawn gear.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2020 10:38 PM (Z4rgH)


Not always easy to get but worth every penny!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 10:48 PM (eTZoJ)

205 You put in one ton of poop and out comes 3 tablespoons of Gerber's applesauce?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (NWiLs)

LOL

Never play at words with a lawyer.

That'll teach me...

Posted by: browndog at July 21, 2020 10:48 PM (BgMrQ)

206 185 ALH,

Do you have any zinc you can take? I do think there is a stomach bug going around.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (YynYJ)

I take a multi vitamin every morning and I think it has zinc in it. I'll have to check. Thanks for the information!

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:48 PM (WIRy8)

207 Then they collapse when you sit on them.
Posted by: Insomniac


Ottoman

Room to spread out

Posted by: The Ottoman Guy at July 21, 2020 10:48 PM (QzkSJ)

208 I have two push mowers. One is a Craftsman from Sears with a Briggs and Straton engine. The other is a Lawn Boy from Lowes with a Honda engine.

The Honda engine is better.

B and S and go to Hell.

Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 10:48 PM (2BZBZ)

209 Either way she's just about the most repellent looking politician this side of Henry Waxman.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 21, 2020 10:25 PM (lKZQX)

So, if Lightfoot and Waxman hooked up they could make babies that would be stars in horror movies.
Posted by: nerygirl at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

--"Henry Waxman looks like a freak. . . ."

[mandatory]

https://youtu.be/rxFxbp1QDd0

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 10:48 PM (oZuI0)

210 Lightfoot and Waxman



Eyeballs Akimbo and Nostrils Galore

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 21, 2020 10:47 PM (VOSoK)

*spitake* *wipes screen*

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2020 10:48 PM (q1Pj5)

211 Is there anything in the sky tonight? I keep reading about stuff and fail to make note.

Posted by: Farmer at July 21, 2020 10:48 PM (Iynsv)

212 Aubrey Huff is no Drew Brees. Thank G-d!

Posted by: FloridaMan at July 21, 2020 10:48 PM (r28kI)

213 I'm glad Wal-Mart is going to close on Thanksgiving

The feel good story was also heartwarming.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 21, 2020 10:48 PM (Rz2Nc)

214 197 Have a great night, everyone.

May your dreams be wonderful.

And Misanthropic Humanitarian, thank you for yet another fun, educational, and patriotic ONT. USA! USA! USA!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 21, 2020 10:46 PM (u82oZ

Thanks Salty, be well

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2020 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

215 Is there a reason we moved from talking about Biden to talking about baby poop?
Posted by: Floridachick at July 21, 2020 10:44 PM (m/niv)
* * * *

The two are interchangeable.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 21, 2020 10:49 PM (WFcrO)

216 Coworker had two kittens to give away. I was so tempted.
Posted by: Notsothoreau


Any sweater puppies?

Posted by: Pope Innocent Miklos I at July 21, 2020 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)

217 Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)


Hmm, is this code {{} ?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 10:49 PM (eTZoJ)

218 Maybe by Thanksgiving, Walmart will remove their mask requirement. I would be very thankful for that.

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:50 PM (WIRy8)

219 So, if Lightfoot and Waxman hooked up they could make babies that would be stars in horror movies.
Posted by: nerygirl at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

They'd all look like Marty Feldman. Even the girls.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 10:50 PM (HabA/)

220 Mayor Lori Lightfoot@chicagosmayor
Under no circumstances will I allow Donald Trump's troops to come to Chicago and terrorize our residents.

-
Alex Raposa@pikapp402
Replying to @neontaster
I will say this here as well.

88 people were shot, with 16 killed over this past weekend and on Monday, yet she's worried about federal agents coming to her city and terrorizing its residents...

-
And today in Chicago:

Breaking911@Breaking911
CHICAGO MASS SHOOTING: At least 9 people were shot near the Rhodes Funeral Home at 79th and Carpenter streets in the South Side. The exact number was not known as many of the victims fled, or were transported by car to hospitals. #DEVELOPING

-
Yup. The problem is Trump's Stormtroopers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 21, 2020 10:50 PM (+y/Ru)

221 But I run ethanol free gas in my lawn gear.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2020 10:38 PM (Z4rgH)

Not always easy to get but worth every penny!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 10:48 PM



Ethanol-free fuel (90 octane!) is easy to find and affordable in my area -- Southern Tier of NY...

Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2020 10:50 PM (156to)

222 The Ottoman Guy? Oh c'mon. take notes if you have to. The name is easy to remember.

Lucian Freud.

Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 10:51 PM (2BZBZ)

223 201Coworker had two kittens to give away. I was so tempted.

Posted by: Notsothoreau



I know the feeling. Kittens are like potatoe chips. You can't just have one. Or two...or six...

Posted by: Floridachick at July 21, 2020 10:51 PM (m/niv)

224 Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:48 PM (WIRy

Hope you feel better soon.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 10:51 PM (HabA/)

225 190 First the Air Force admits that they see aliens all the damn time, now NASA is saying astrology is actually a thing...

Fucking hell, 2020. You've made your point. Now you're just being a dick.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2020 10:39 PM (6FeV1)
* * * *

I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

But wait! We're only 2/3rds done with 2020.

Posted by: Romeo 13 at July 21, 2020 10:51 PM (NgKpN)

226 Is there a reason we moved from talking about Biden to talking about baby poop?

Baby poop is the more pleasant subject.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 21, 2020 10:51 PM (SchxB)

227 If Trump goes in to Chicago and stops the bleeding, will those citizens reward him in November?

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:51 PM (WIRy8)

228 In some old mining towns in Colorado, located mainly above the 8500 foot elevation mark, the old wooden buildings had no foundations but were placed directly on the soil. I was told that this was not a problem since there were no wood destroying insects at that elevation and it was too cold to maintain any sort of wood destroying fungus.


Wouldn't the place be piled with old, dead trees?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 21, 2020 10:51 PM (oVJmc)

229 When I got my first jeep, I went to itunes and got the Patton music. It makes great driving music.

Posted by: nerygirl at July 21, 2020 10:51 PM (+lVUW)

230 Is there anything in the sky tonight? I keep reading about stuff and fail to make note.
Posted by: Farmer at July 21, 2020 10:48 PM (Iynsv)


Look up the "Sky and Telescope" web site and find the Neowise comet info. They have azimuth and times IIRC.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 10:52 PM (eTZoJ)

231 Any sweater puppies?
Posted by: Pope Innocent Miklos I at July 21, 2020 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)

Speaking of sweater puppies, I just obtained the entire series of Just Shoot Me on DVD. A surprisingly funny show, great cast.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 21, 2020 10:52 PM (x8Wzq)

232 I know the feeling. Kittens are like potatoe chips. You can't just have one. Or two...or six...

I can never eat that many.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 21, 2020 10:52 PM (SchxB)

233 "Try a stool softener"



Or habanero Tabasco. Like a mineweeper.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 21, 2020 10:44 PM (VOSoK)

So I was in Thailand on an exercise and eating nothing but MREs for a couple of weeks in the jungle, and of course get bound up. Nothing, for days, and I'm starting to get worried. I talk with the medic, and he says he's got some powerful stuff, but I might want to just give it a little more time.Anyway, get a chance to to into Bangkok and see a Kentucky Fried Chicken joint. I go in a get a tub of mashed potatoes and gravy. It clears me right up, enough that I actually wrote a letter to KFC thanking them.I never got a response.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 21, 2020 10:52 PM (2N7oZ)

234 Yup. The problem is Trump's Stormtroopers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 21, 2020 10:50 PM (+y/Ru

Black lives matter

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2020 10:52 PM (aA3+G)

235 Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 10:51 PM (HabA/)

Thank you, Donna

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:53 PM (WIRy8)

236 I saw Henry Waxman once, sitting in Business Class on the LAX/Dulles nonstop.

Just as physically ugly as you can imagine.

Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 10:53 PM (2BZBZ)

237 So, if Lightfoot and Waxman hooked up they could make babies that would be stars in horror movies.
Posted by: nerygirl at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (+lVUW)
* * * *

Such a pairing would cause a tear in the fabric of the Universe...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 21, 2020 10:53 PM (WFcrO)

238 219 So, if Lightfoot and Waxman hooked up they could make babies that would be stars in horror movies.
Posted by: nerygirl at July 21, 2020 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

The good thing is they wouldn't have to worry about the kids getting marbles stuck up their noses. If the kids inherited Waxman's nose, they could shove a watermelon up there and still be able to breathe.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 10:53 PM (HabA/)

239 But wait! We're only 2/3rds done with 2020.

Posted by: Romeo 13 at July 21, 2020 10:51 PM (NgKpN)


But wait!

There's more!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

240 I want a BAR

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 21, 2020 10:53 PM (iTXRQ)

241 Is it Black Lives Matter, or is it Burn, Loot, Murder?

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:54 PM (WIRy8)

242 --My little dude was born with a lot of hair.

He did not puke a lot, but boy did he scream.
Posted by: logprof


In my family most of the babies are blonde, so they look bald until they're close to a year old.

Posted by: nerygirl at July 21, 2020 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

243 Mayor Lori Lightfoot@chicagosmayor

Under no circumstances will I allow Donald Trump's troops to come to Chicago and terrorize our residents.



-

Alex Raposa@pikapp402

Replying to @neontaster

I will say this here as well.



88 people were shot, with 16 killed over this past weekend and on
Monday, yet she's worried about federal agents coming to her city and
terrorizing its residents...



-

And today in Chicago:



Breaking911@Breaking911

CHICAGO MASS SHOOTING: At least 9 people were shot near the Rhodes
Funeral Home at 79th and Carpenter streets in the South Side. The exact
number was not known as many of the victims fled, or were transported by
car to hospitals. #DEVELOPING



-

Yup. The problem is Trump's Stormtroopers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 21, 2020 10:50 PM (+y/Ru)


She can't really stop the feds from protecting federal buildings.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 21, 2020 10:54 PM (nAiE/)

244 . . . and see a Kentucky Fried Chicken joint. I go in a get a tub of mashed potatoes and gravy. It clears me right up, enough that I actually wrote a letter to KFC thanking them.I never got a response.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown

Starting off the letter with "your food is just the shits!" generally doesn't lead to a positive response.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2020 10:55 PM (tIU+r)

245 Is there anything in the sky tonight? I keep reading about stuff and fail to make note.
Posted by: Farmer at July 21, 2020 10:48 PM (Iynsv)

That comet is still around and Mercury is best tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 21, 2020 10:55 PM (Rz2Nc)

246 218 Maybe by Thanksgiving, Walmart will remove their mask requirement. I would be very thankful for that
ALH


Day after elections, shall Biden be the winner, masks will no longer be required. Covid19 unexpectedly gone!

Posted by: Floridachick at July 21, 2020 10:55 PM (m/niv)

247 239 But wait! We're only 2/3rds done with 2020.

Posted by: Romeo 13 at July 21, 2020 10:51 PM (NgKpN)


But wait!

There's more!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:53 PM (TdMsT)

Order now and we'll send you a free set of Ginzu Knives!

Yes, they slice they dice, they grate!

They can even be used against Rioters!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 21, 2020 10:55 PM (NgKpN)

248 Ethanol-free fuel (90 octane!) is easy to find and affordable in my area -- Southern Tier of NY...
Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2020 10:50 PM (156to)


I am in the People's Republic of Northern Coonman, so I have to drive twenty miles to get, but I can still get it.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 10:55 PM (eTZoJ)

249 "Or habanero Tabasco. Like a mineweeper."

I'm getting a colonoscopy next week. Maybe I can drink a bottle of habanero Tabasco instead of that dreadful crap you have to force down. It would taste better.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 10:55 PM (HabA/)

250 Is there anything in the sky tonight? I keep reading about stuff and fail to make note.
Posted by: Farmer at July 21, 2020 10:48 PM (Iynsv)


We got a little rain tonight.

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:56 PM (WIRy8)

251 Starting off the letter with "your food is just the shits!" generally doesn't lead to a positive response.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2020 10:55 PM (tIU+r)

I started the letter telling them they saved my life!

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 21, 2020 10:56 PM (2N7oZ)

252 153 What's always amazing is how much shit a baby can produce. You put in 3 tablespoons of Gerber's applesauce and out comes 1 ton of poop.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V.


Feed them squash baby food and you can't tell the difference between the input and the output.

Posted by: nerygirl at July 21, 2020 10:56 PM (+lVUW)

253 I've never thought to write to restaurants to let them know how good they've been to my colon. But I guess it is the courteous thing to do.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2020 10:56 PM (H5knJ)

254 240 I want a BAR
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 21, 2020 10:53 PM (iTXRQ)


Hell, I just want to be able to GO to a bar.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 21, 2020 10:56 PM (NgKpN)

255 "Henry Waxman looks like a freak. . . ."

-
Nostrilratu.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 21, 2020 10:56 PM (+y/Ru)

256 I want a BAR
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 21, 2020 10:53 PM (iTXRQ)


The modern one, or the M1918?

The disappointment on discovering that Browning sells something called a "BAR" that isn't the M1918 was overwhelming.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 21, 2020 10:56 PM (t+qrx)

257 So, if the CPD are going to run away from rioters, what makes Lightfoot think that they going to stand up to federal officers?

Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 10:56 PM (2BZBZ)

258

Hmm, is this code {{} ?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 10:49 PM (eTZoJ)

I can't type!

I'm injured!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:56 PM (TdMsT)

259 249 "Or habanero Tabasco. Like a mineweeper."

I'm getting a colonoscopy next week. Maybe I can drink a bottle of habanero Tabasco instead of that dreadful crap you have to force down. It would taste better.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 10:55 PM (HabA/)

... so then when the enterologist is all like, "why the hell are my eyes watering so bad today?" you can have a little chuckle.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2020 10:57 PM (6FeV1)

260 Great pic at the top. Talk about snuggled next to something, that cabin defines the term.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 21, 2020 10:57 PM (KATBx)

261 Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 10:55 PM (HabA/)


I hope you get a good report from your doctor.

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:57 PM (WIRy8)

262 In some old mining towns in Colorado, located mainly above the 8500 foot elevation mark, the old wooden buildings had no foundations but were placed directly on the soil. I was told that this was not a problem since there were no wood destroying insects at that elevation and it was too cold to maintain any sort of wood destroying fungus.

Wouldn't the place be piled with old, dead trees?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 21, 2020 10:51 PM (oVJmc)
* * * *

Good point! The structures I was referring to were located in the town and not near any forested areas.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 21, 2020 10:57 PM (WFcrO)

263 Remember the minor criticism Lori "I am Groot" Leftfoot received when she went to her hairdresser during the shutdown?

I had no idea what she looked like, so I assumed, expensive weaves or something, but when I saw her pic, I muttered, "so, she walked in and said, 'Gimme the Morgan Freeman.'"

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 21, 2020 10:57 PM (x8Wzq)

264 Feed them squash baby food and you can't tell the difference between the input and the output.
Posted by: nerygirl at July 21, 2020 10:56 PM (+lVUW)


Heh heh.

Posted by: Robert Francis O'Rourke at July 21, 2020 10:57 PM (AiZBA)

265 247 239 But wait! We're only 2/3rds done with 2020.

Posted by: Romeo 13 at July 21, 2020 10:51 PM (NgKpN)

What I fear is that what comes next will make us look back at 2020 with nostalgia.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 10:57 PM (HabA/)

266 Notsothoreau,

Get the kittens.

Winston,

The bums, the drunks and the druggies are more and more aggressive these days. I'd rather pepper spray them than waste ammo.

All good. Beach is cooling off and the kids are swimming in 54 degree water.

Oh to be young again!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 21, 2020 10:57 PM (U2p+3)

267 And rechargeable electrics are slowly winning the race. Meet the latest buggy whip manufacturer.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2020 10:30 PM (Z4rgH)

I have 50 year old gasoline lawnmowers that still run fine. An electric would have been through ten sets of batteries over that time frame. If you could still get batteries. Cordless power tools are undergoing "voltage creep". Last year's model had 18 volts; this year's has 20 volts, next year's will be 24.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2020 10:57 PM (20yAy)

268 "I saw Henry Waxman once, sitting in Business Class on the LAX/Dulles nonstop.
Just as physically ugly as you can imagine"

Even in the days before HDTV, you could see every wiry eyebrow and nosehair on the telly. Re. Volt. Ing.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 21, 2020 10:57 PM (VOSoK)

269 Nostrilratu?

It's a good thing I didn't have any food or drink in my mouth.

Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 10:58 PM (2BZBZ)

270 So, my stepmom, who I see a California lefty, just informed us all that she is "negative for Corona virus."

I had noticed that she and Dad had been wearing masks all through Church, posting pictures of them touring around the local area checking out whether various eateries were following her exacting standards for mask wearing and sanitation.

She said she has been "sick for a week" and got tested last Wednesday. Just got her results back a couple of hours ago. Meanwhile, she has been counting on the mask my sister made for her to keep everyone in a hundred mile radius safe when she was out and about while sure she had COVID-19.

I am beyond pissed.

I'm glad she doesn't have the Yellow Peril but OTOH she has been leaving bad reviews all over town for places that she feels are not up to snuff.

If she was the kind of person who didn't believe that masks were helpful and thought she wasn't endangering people, that would be one thing. But she is a Fauchi acolyte. She really feels that anyone who doesn't wear a mask deserves to die and that people who want kids to go back to school don't care if children die horrible deaths. She has said it many times on Farcebook.

Now I have to go to Confession and confess my anger.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 21, 2020 10:59 PM (8MrNE)

271 ..Is there a reason we moved from talking about Biden to talking about baby poop?

Posted by: Floridachick at July 21, 2020 10:44 PM (m/niv)



Circle of Life. Fulla shit as Biden is, I'm thinking he's gonna go up two waist sizes when they fit him for his Deep Ends.. Dip Ins. You know.. the Thing! C'mon, Man!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 21, 2020 10:59 PM (QzJWU)

272 Nostrilratu.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 21, 2020 10:56 PM (+y/Ru)


You are one . . . ugly motherfucker

Posted by: Dutch at July 21, 2020 10:59 PM (oZuI0)

273 I tried making chicken wings today. Major failure. We had 2 bites and went out to a restaurant.

I guess I better stick with peach cobbler.

Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:59 PM (WIRy8)

274 My warped sense of humor still thinks it is funny that boxes of face masks have a warning label that says these masks are NOT approved by the FDA as being capable of suppressing or preventing the spread of the Corona virus!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 11:00 PM (eTZoJ)

275 C'mon, America, you had a damn good 1920's. The Dems weren't in power then. Let's repeat history! (Of course, the '30's and the first half of the 40's sucked bigtime, but let's focus on the decade in front of us.)

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 11:00 PM (HabA/)

276 I've never thought to write to restaurants to let
them know how good they've been to my colon. But I guess it is the
courteous thing to do.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2020 10:56 PM (H5knJ)

That was one of the worse experiences I've ever had. I'll never forget it.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 21, 2020 11:00 PM (2N7oZ)

277 No Just Lily. Your mom needs to go to Confession. Your venial sins are forgiven with a Confiteor.

Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 11:00 PM (2BZBZ)

278 NASA eggheads now are rewriting the history of astrology from 2 BC? That is awesome!

Can I get one of these scientists to fetch me a carton eggs from the grocer for breakfast tomorrow? I'll need a loaf of bread too, love. Chop, chop!

Posted by: Fritz at July 21, 2020 11:01 PM (0X9gA)

279 Ethanol-free fuel (90 octane!) is easy to find and affordable in my area -- Southern Tier of NY...
Posted by: Zettai at July 21, 2020 10:50 PM (156to)

Here in G-d's waiting room, the Wawa and Racetrack gas stations have "blue pumps" with ethanol-free. I use it every 3 or 4 fill ups.

Posted by: FloridaMan at July 21, 2020 11:01 PM (r28kI)

280 Ette so not interested in sweater puppies.

I am down to one cat. And I think she could use company. But she would get less attention. And I wouldn't have a way to pick it up until the truck is fixed.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 21, 2020 11:01 PM (YynYJ)

281 Posted by: Just Lily at July 21, 2020 10:59 PM (8MrNE)

your poor dad...

Posted by: runner at July 21, 2020 11:01 PM (zr5Kq)

282 274 My warped sense of humor still thinks it is funny that boxes of face masks have a warning label that says these masks are NOT approved by the FDA as being capable of suppressing or preventing the spread of the Corona virus!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 11:00 PM (eTZoJ)

I love my mesh rhinestone fake mask so much, I'm making excuses just to wear it!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 11:01 PM (TdMsT)

283 Apollonius: Wait, you were in f'n THAILAND and you had to go to a KFC to find something to make your innards move? Thai food is like f'n Drano in that regard.

Posted by: Trimegistus at July 21, 2020 11:01 PM (jbmxH)

284 Every time I go look up someone who has done something really bizarre and vicious, I find a person with these ugly crazy looking braids in their hair.

Sure crazy people have regular haircuts but the really strange ones seem to have this style of "do".

Actually I guess they're dreadlocks sort of.

I know I don't look for color much, I look for the crazy looking braids on top.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 11:01 PM (gHWbw)

285 Anger is when someone else fucks up and you punish yourself.

Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 11:02 PM (2BZBZ)

286 Eyeballs Akimbo

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She's got Jack Elam's eyes.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 21, 2020 11:02 PM (+y/Ru)

287 Day after elections, shall Biden be the winner, masks will no longer be required. Covid19 unexpectedly gone!

Posted by: Floridachick at July 21, 2020 10:55 PM (m/niv)

Or the dems let it ride like a streak in roulette. After all, they're getting much of what they want with covid that they tried but never got with climate change. Control through fear.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at July 21, 2020 11:02 PM (oh+79)

288 274 My warped sense of humor still thinks it is funny that boxes of face masks have a warning label that says these masks are NOT approved by the FDA as being capable of suppressing or preventing the spread of the Corona virus!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 11:00 PM (eTZoJ)

Chinese made masks to fight the Chinese Kung flu......

F walmart and Menards for just a couple of examples

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2020 11:02 PM (aA3+G)

289 Re: Quotes from Tom Cotton and Josh Hawley

A couple of nights ago, I went on a rant complaining about the lack of spine in the GOP with regards to defending Trump in particular, and America in general, in this current environment.

While I would love to hear these Senators make those points on a network other than Fox, this is certainly better than wrecking the libs on Twitter. It's a great start, and not a moment too soon.

Once again, folks. With more feeling next time.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 21, 2020 11:02 PM (mUH8I)

290 275 C'mon, America, you had a damn good 1920's. The Dems weren't in power then. Let's repeat history! (Of course, the '30's and the first half of the 40's sucked bigtime, but let's focus on the decade in front of us.)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 11:00 PM (HabA/)

--Keep Cool With Trump

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 11:02 PM (oZuI0)

291 Dear Appelbee's:

No one has loved my ass the way your staff at the 6925 F.M. location have. Your Southwest Chicken Bowl has my GI tract running like a well-oiled machine. Enclosed are several photographs.

Very truly yours,

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2020 11:02 PM (H5knJ)

292 Remember the minor criticism Lori "I am Groot" Leftfoot received when she went to her hairdresser during the shutdown?

I had no idea what she looked like, so I assumed, expensive weaves or something, but when I saw her pic, I muttered, "so, she walked in and said, 'Gimme the Morgan Freeman.'"

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 21, 2020 10:57 PM (x8Wzq)


lol. Whatever she paid, it was too much.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2020 11:02 PM (Z4rgH)

293 I'm injured!
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 10:56 PM (TdMsT)


Now it makes perfect sense!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 11:03 PM (eTZoJ)

294 I tried making chicken wings today. Major failure. We had 2 bites and went out to a restaurant.

I guess I better stick with peach cobbler.
Posted by: ALH at July 21, 2020 10:59 PM (WIRy

We use an air fryer. Takes a bit longer than at a wing place, but they turn out nice and crispy. then we add the sauce, a stick of butter and and equal portion of Frank's Hot sauce. *chef fingertip kiss*

Although peach cobbler is never a bad idear.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 21, 2020 11:03 PM (x8Wzq)

295 Yes, they slice they dice, they grate!

They can even be used against Rioters!
Posted by: Romeo13


Ginsu throwing knives.....hmmm...

Posted by: Ron "Miklos" Popeil at July 21, 2020 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

296 If you think Waxman is ugly, you should see Rep. Al Green of Texas in person. Oh. My. God! If anything, he looks worse in person than on television. Plus, he walks through the airport terminal believing he is some famous and likable person, greeting all manner of folks who obviously don't know who he is, and just stare at him with quizzical looks on their faces once he passes them.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at July 21, 2020 11:04 PM (WFcrO)

297 291 Dear Appelbee's:

No one has loved my ass the way your staff at the 6925 F.M. location have. Your Southwest Chicken Bowl has my GI tract running like a well-oiled machine. Enclosed are several photographs.

Very truly yours,
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2020 11:02 PM (H5knJ)


I'm laughing like a hyena.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

298 >The modern one, or the M1918?


I don't rightly know- I was just looking at Ohio Ordnance Works and they make a modern version, looks like- I guess the real thing is illegal to own or I 'd need a license?
Just think it would be a useful tool for the end times

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 21, 2020 11:05 PM (iTXRQ)

299 Cordless power tools are undergoing "voltage creep". Last year's model had 18 volts; this year's has 20 volts, next year's will be 24.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2020 10:57 PM (20yAy)


I think the 'hot' voltage this year is 40V.

But yeah, my riding mower is nearing 25 years old. I had to custom order new blades for it last year.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2020 11:05 PM (Z4rgH)

300 F walmart and Menards for just a couple of examples
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 21, 2020 11:02 PM (aA3+G)

A sense of humor is a survival tool in times like these!

I sure am gonna be first in line for the Corona vaccine made in China, though

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 11:06 PM (eTZoJ)

301 The good news: No Wuhan. Had that barbed thingy shoved up both nostrils, not fun. Negatory.

Bad news: I have some kind of crud, with intermittent fever spikes and body aches, and even rather interesting joint pain in my fingers and feet.

Not gonna look that up on Web MD though.

Ah, well, I'll keep working at home for now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 21, 2020 11:06 PM (x8Wzq)

302 Dear Appelbee's:



No one has loved my ass the way your staff at the 6925 F.M. location
have. Your Southwest Chicken Bowl has my GI tract running like a
well-oiled machine. Enclosed are several photographs.



Very truly yours,

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 21, 2020 11:02 PM (H5knJ)


If their CEO is a veteran, they'll understand.

Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown at July 21, 2020 11:06 PM (2N7oZ)

303 What a shame about Briggs and Stratton.
They produced one of the very first automobiles, if you could even call it that.
It was like a go cart for 1 passenger (driver). I think about 5 horsepower.
It was a 1 speed and you controlled it by a lever type stick in which you directed the amount of force to be applied to the road, and in which direction.
There are still a few of these around, in museums.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 21, 2020 10:41 PM (w7KSn)

The Briggs and Stratton cycle cars? There were nowhere near among the first cars. They were a fad in the 'teens and 'twenties. Sort of the Segway of their day. There were already actual automobiles on the roads as early as the 1890's, and Henry Ford introduced his Model T in 1909. And he made several decent-selling cars before that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2020 11:06 PM (20yAy)

304 I haven't bothered with MMQB in weeks; now I just go to Outkick.

Hey SI (and Mickey Mouse Sports Network, et al.), I don't need any libtard propaganda with my sports; I get enough of that in the air I breathe.

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 11:06 PM (oZuI0)

305 GEICO wanted Al Green to play the role of the Neanderthal.

They couldn't come to terms.

Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 11:06 PM (2BZBZ)

306 First: The Lady and The Fridge. That is a good story and the correct story. Sometimes people call who really do not know what else to do. Listening to them, and helping them should be the default when you have the bewildered and the distraught. (And I say this as I go off of my family vacation and go back to work with me being "Mr. Happy Citizen Calls" until the end of September. I'm just glad I have unlimited minutes on my cell.)


Second: Office Space. A lot of white collar types are learning they can work from home as easily as from the office, so why go back to the office when you can...work from your home Up North? Get this summer place turned into a year-round residence, get rid of the down-state dwelling, and just live up here. Think about it - middle aged, middle-married, the kids love it here anyway, and only one mortgage - please stop trying to sell me.

My opinion? Covid-19 is going to have a lasting effect as many companies realize that they can have a core headquarters in Major City with meeting rooms, but their staff can go and live anywhere, and so long as the work is done everything is peachy-cream and cherry pie. So small cities with rivers, lakes, mountains, forests, and so on nearby are going to benefit. Larger cities are going to need to recruit industries that require concentrating population. And, if the Time of The Golden Scalp Weasel wasn't without enough irony, industries that need lots of local population are manufacturing industries, which means Big Blue Cities may be competing to luring back from China the industries they shed so quickly a couple of decades ago.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 21, 2020 11:07 PM (dDgOg)

307 Pug Mahon,

Sounds like a flu. Better take care. I understand the flu is deadlier that the Wuhan shit.

Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 11:08 PM (2BZBZ)

308 64 Briggs n Stratton skips $6.7 million interest payment, awards $5 million to executives

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It's shit like this that leads me to think that the Marxists have a point.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 21, 2020 11:09 PM (d6mdH)

309 I think the goggle glitch today was Master-Blaster saying "Embargo, on!"

Who runs Internet Town?

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2020 11:10 PM (ZfRYq)

310 88 people were shot, with 16 killed over this past weekend and on Monday, yet she's worried about federal agents coming to her city and terrorizing its residents...

-
And today in Chicago:

Breaking911@Breaking911
CHICAGO MASS SHOOTING: At least 9 people were shot near the Rhodes Funeral Home at 79th and Carpenter streets in the South Side. The exact number was not known as many of the victims fled, or were transported by car to hospitals. #DEVELOPING

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Yup. The problem is Trump's Stormtroopers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


Shootings and murders in Chicago aren't a serious issue unless they occur near the Miracle Mile and scare away the shoppers. Black lives taken away by gang members really don't matter. Okay, when a one year old or two year old gets killed in the crossfire, there is a little bit of concern, but that's pretty much it.

Posted by: nerygirl at July 21, 2020 11:10 PM (+lVUW)

311 And they will bitch because the summer place doesn't have fast internet like in town and they can't run the 20 devices on that 5mb service. It will take time to build out the country to support it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 21, 2020 11:11 PM (YynYJ)

312 Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 21, 2020 11:07 PM (dDgOg)

--Well said, er, written, er, typed.

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 11:11 PM (oZuI0)

313 131...
Linda Hunt played an Indonesian man, Billy Quan, in "The Year of Living Dangerously" (one of my favorite movies) and was completely convincing.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 10:34 PM (HabA/)

Mel Gibson is so...beautiful in that movie.

I think Sigourney Weaver said something like -- it's the only movie ever made where the leading man is more beautiful than the leading lady.

Posted by: Flyover at July 21, 2020 11:11 PM (Rbu5d)

314 As to the 13th sign, first off it Astrology.

2nd Astrology being what it is explains the signs aways quite conveniently by stating that altho they are named after certain star constellations in the immediate area of the sky associated with the Astrological sign, They are not really governed by the constellation. Only that 12th part of the sky that the sun was in during someone's birth.

They also explain away any discrepancies concerning Pluto's status as a planet or not.

And the well known shift in the positions of the constellations as seen from Earth now compared to 2,500 years ago when supposedly the Babylonians invented Astrology. That would shift all signs one sign back.

All Leos would be Cancers and etcetera.

One of the factors which puts Astrology in the category of fable and not even potential theory.

I think the idea of our brains being affected by the positions of large bodies in the solar system could be possible but to prove it would take an enormous database and study that would have to last at least 4 generations perhaps longer to prove or disprove.

If you're going to believe in semi scientific mumbling about the answer to why you act the way you do, you might as well go to a psychotherapist which does have some proof behind it.

Or phrenology. Your choice.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 11:11 PM (gHWbw)

315 Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 21, 2020 11:07 PM (dDgOg)

Wait until the big city Dem politicians realize you can't have massive unending graft without a local taxpayer base which means citizen residents that actually work and pay taxes.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 11:12 PM (eTZoJ)

316 Leftists and Democrats used to discuss deploying National Guard troops to places like a Chicago or other democratic failures fairly routinely, within the past few years.

Wonder what changed?
-----

I've no doubt battery lawnmowers have come a long way. I have one, I used it once. Too heavy. I've a LawnBoy with magnesium deck, without all the crippling BS. Lawnmower manufacturers pretty much had to make them self-propelled simply because they defacto outlawed 2 stroke engines. 4 strokes are a fair bit more complex, and heavier.

The power question will be the key. Will the electrics plow through dense, wet turf that is "too long"? Everybody "knows" you don't cut the grass when it's wet, nor let it get too long, but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2020 11:12 PM (4Z9Y3)

317 Pug Mahon,

Sounds like a flu. Better take care. I understand the flu is deadlier that the Wuhan shit.
Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 11:08 PM (2BZBZ)

Oh yeah. I am very cognizant of this. So far, the fevers have been no higher than 101, and Ranger candy knocks it down quickly. Most of my readings are 99 or less. And I am hydrating like a mofo. My appetite is knocked down, but I am still eating nice bland foods.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at July 21, 2020 11:12 PM (x8Wzq)

318 And in the 1920's, women got to wear those fun flapper dresses and dance the Charleston, which is far better than having ugly tats and twerking. Guys got to carry hip flasks of booze in their pockets, which is better than carrying a stupid BLM sign. The movie stars kept their damn mouths shut about politics. (In fact, nobody could hear them at all, because the movies were silent.) The intellectuals might have been libs, but at least they were funny and witty, like Dorothy Parker, instead of scoldy and hateful. NYC was glamorous and safe instead of the sty it has become.

Shit, I'm all nostalgic for the 1920's - back when grandma was in her prime.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 11:13 PM (HabA/)

319 305 GEICO wanted Al Green to play the role of the Neanderthal.

They couldn't come to terms.
Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 11:06 PM (2BZBZ)

A whole wastepaper basket full of crumpled up contracts with "Your Name" written in shaky cursive at the bottom....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2020 11:13 PM (6FeV1)

320 Went to a dive bar with outside seating tonight- pizza and scooners of beer. No masks but a *few* tables had been moved, but damn few. Weatheman say 100 tomorrow. More ouside beer!

Posted by: free tibet at July 21, 2020 11:13 PM (1vynn)

321 LadyL- Thank you so much for the mask idea. I ordered mine and it should be in on Monday. They are so pretty and about as useful as the masks worn by the panicked idiots.

Posted by: megthered at July 21, 2020 11:13 PM (Hfugi)

322 But yeah, my riding mower is nearing 25 years old. I had to custom order new blades for it last year.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2020 11:05 PM (Z4rgH)

----------------------

My rider bit the dust a few weeks ago. Bought it off craigslist from a guy who fixes up old mowers. It was about 25 years old, though we only had it for about 2 1/2 years.

I bought a new one from Lowes, and have to go pick it up this week.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 21, 2020 11:13 PM (CAJOC)

323 Fauci for the Strategic Stool Sample Reserve

Posted by: Lord Percy etc &&&& at July 21, 2020 11:14 PM (K5YXy)

324 My son works for Google. They went "work from home" early. He told his team to make it work. No working at the kitchen table while hubby walks by in his underwear. Everybody there is hugely productive. Google announced a policy (maybe not public) that employees in such places as Silicon Valley could move back home and telecommute. Imagine giving up your $3000 one bdrm apt in Mountain View and moving back in with mom and dad in Iowa. Same salary.

My son wants to move to Rosarito Beach. But the policy states that you have to be in the continental US.

Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 11:15 PM (2BZBZ)

325 Losing a beloved pet is bad enough,perhaps even worse is the constant reminders of what you lost during every time you turn around.


I hate this.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 21, 2020 11:16 PM (KATBx)

326 Mel Gibson is so...beautiful in that movie.

I think Sigourney Weaver said something like -- it's the only movie ever made where the leading man is more beautiful than the leading lady.
Posted by: Flyover at July 21, 2020 11:11 PM (Rbu5d)

Yeah, he was gorgeous in that film. My favorite scene is the one where he gets the brush off from the Weaver character at the fancy party and he storms off to his car in a huff and she follows him and gets in - and then can't take her hands off him as he's driving. Couldn't blame her!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 11:17 PM (HabA/)

327 Posted by: irongrampa at July 21, 2020 11:16 PM (KATBx)

I'm so sorry to hear it!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 11:18 PM (HabA/)

328 Demotards didn't like Fort Sumter, either:

https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2020/07/supporters-portlands-mob-joseph-klein/

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 11:18 PM (oZuI0)

329 H/T Insty

Nothing to see here

https://asiatimes.com/2020/07/
three-gorges-dam-deformed-but-safe-say-operators/

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 11:18 PM (eTZoJ)

330 Do you ladies have a link for the rhinestone face masks?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 21, 2020 11:19 PM (a4EWo)

331 321 LadyL- Thank you so much for the mask idea. I ordered mine and it should be in on Monday. They are so pretty and about as useful as the masks worn by the panicked idiots.
Posted by: megthered at July 21, 2020 11:13 PM (Hfugi)


You are going to love it! No more feeling like you are being suffocated!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 11:19 PM (TdMsT)

332 https://asiatimes.com/2020/07/
three-gorges-dam-deformed-but-safe-say-operators/
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

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Yeah "slightly deformed". Riiiiight.

What could go wrong?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2020 11:19 PM (tIU+r)

333 I remember seeing a 56 volt battery drill at a hardware store just before 9/11

Posted by: Lord Percy etc &&&& at July 21, 2020 11:19 PM (K5YXy)

334 The best thing one can ever do is become a parent.

Only in examining the relationship between how you feel for your offspring can you fully appreciate the relationship between yourself and God in Heaven.

The Creator/parent punishes the creation/offspring in ways that the latter cannot fathom because of the relative lack of knowledge. The former does so sometimes out of frustration, sometimes out of anger, sometimes to protect, sometimes to teach.

But always that frustration and anger stems from the sincerest desire for the creation to prosper and the protection and teaching are driven by a desire to love.

In the end, in order for the offspring/creation to mature and become able to fellowship with the creator/parent, the latter must allow the offspring to go its own way and make its own decisions with the sincerest hopes that the former has internalized precepts and principles given and may thrive and pass this knowledge on to succeeding generations.

Invariably when given autonomy, the offspring will fail and seek to traverse the world at times in ways they have not been taught and start the path towards destruction. Any parent that has properly observed their roll, will desire to take the errors of their child upon themselves, and were they able, would gladly take the wrath due the child upon themselves such that their offspring may still prosper in spite of their errors. This is the sacrifice of Christ on the cross, He has essentially said "take me instead" for us in hopes that we will see that sacrifice and finally be brought to enlightenment and prosper.

The deadliest message that the devil has imposed upon society is that child-bearing and parenthood is an imposition, when in fact it is the true may blessing anyone may experience both in validation of their time on earth and in coming to a personal knowledge of the Father that resides above us in heaven.

Or something like that anyway.

I haven't had anything to drink so I may just be rambling.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2020 11:20 PM (SXBQz)

335 Do you ladies have a link for the rhinestone face masks?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 21, 2020 11:19 PM (a4EWo)


(singing)
"I need a rhinestone facemask"

Posted by: Glen Campbell at July 21, 2020 11:20 PM (x8Wzq)

336 I don't rightly know- I was just looking at Ohio Ordnance Works and they make a modern version, looks like- I guess the real thing is illegal to own or I 'd need a license?

The Ohio Ordnance BAR is a semiauto version of the M1918. No special license needed unless it's something specific to your state. The other Browning BAR mentioned is a semiauto hunting rifle that has nothing at all to do with the M1918.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 21, 2020 11:20 PM (qc+VF)

337 Posted by: irongrampa at July 21, 2020 11:16 PM (KATBx)

IG: Amazing how that can get to you at such a fundamental level.
Sorry for your loss!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 11:20 PM (eTZoJ)

338 220...
And today in Chicago:

Breaking911@Breaking911
CHICAGO MASS SHOOTING: At least 9 people were shot near the Rhodes Funeral Home at 79th and Carpenter streets in the South Side. The exact number was not known as many of the victims fled, or were transported by car to hospitals. #DEVELOPING

-
Yup. The problem is Trump's Stormtroopers.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 21, 2020 10:50 PM (+y/Ru)


And guns from Indiana, dontcha know!

Posted by: Flyover at July 21, 2020 11:21 PM (Rbu5d)

339 You are hanging on a steel cable on the bridge looking at the water out the bridge door. Good times.

I had my suspicions about that overhead cable during my first bridge watch. First time I needed to use it to stay on my station was a scary bitch for a green farm boy.
After I learned to trust my ship, it sort of became a fun thing.
Been a lot of water passed the keel since.

Posted by: boynsea at July 21, 2020 11:21 PM (Fks5r)

340 308 64 Briggs n Stratton skips $6.7 million interest payment, awards $5 million to executives

===
It's shit like this that leads me to think that the Marxists have a point.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 21, 2020 11:09 PM (d6mdH)

The key is "30 days" in that story.

Why the hell would they give away 6.7 million today, when they could give it away in 30 days? But if they need to bribe the executives to keep them from jumping ship, that has to happen immediately.

That's how every corporation works. String out your liabilities as long as conceivably possible, then string them out for even longer and play dumb until eventually the cash gets pried away from you by main force. At which point, you've already taken on even more liabilities that don't "need" to get paid (or even thought about) for at least 120 days.

All while you shove the cash you do have into your own pockets, where it can't be clawed away quite as easily as it can from the corporate fisc.

And when the shop goes tits up because you can't get anyone to float you a loan anymore, you sell out to some even bigger shitbag company, stick *that* cash in your pockets too, and then complain on the internet that Donald Trump is a greedy capitalist pig.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 21, 2020 11:22 PM (6FeV1)

341 Yeah "slightly deformed". Riiiiight.

What could go wrong?
Posted by: Tonypete at July 21, 2020 11:19 PM (tIU+r)


Barely an inconvenience!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 11:22 PM (eTZoJ)

342 That's a convoluted way of saying "Christ suffered for all on the sin in the world."

Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 11:22 PM (2BZBZ)

343 The Briggs Stratton board deserves a doxxing if ever anyone did.

Posted by: Simon Jester at July 21, 2020 11:23 PM (Axzal)

344 >The Ohio Ordnance BAR is a semiauto version of the M1918. No special license needed unless it's something specific to your state.


looks like the only restriction would be 15rd mags instead of 20s, because Colorado

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 21, 2020 11:23 PM (iTXRQ)

345 That AOC tweet needs to be sent to everybody in the US. Not that we didn't know that is what they are doing, but always nice to see them confirm it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
--

*?*

What tweet?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 21, 2020 11:23 PM (L47aO)

346 somebody emwidened the blogg

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 21, 2020 11:23 PM (iTXRQ)

347 $5 million seems like chump change to me. Is Briggs and Stratton that small?

Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 11:24 PM (2BZBZ)

348 I don't rightly know- I was just looking at Ohio Ordnance Works and they make a modern version, looks like- I guess the real thing is illegal to own or I 'd need a license?
Just think it would be a useful tool for the end times
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 21, 2020 11:05 PM (iTXRQ)


Oh, very nice. Looks like they do have a semi-auto version - cosmetically the same anyway. The real thing is probably beyond expensive - getting the Class 3 license would be the easy part compared to finding a transferrable example. No idea how much it would cost. A lot.

Someone made MG34-lookalike upper receivers, I think the idea was that if you had a NFA lower, you could mate it to the upper and have a passable MG34-ish machine gun. Not as pretty, but easier to find (and find parts for).

Posted by: hogmartin at July 21, 2020 11:24 PM (t+qrx)

349 I think the idea of our brains being affected by the positions of large bodies in the solar system could be possible but to prove it would take an enormous database and study that would have to last at least 4 generations perhaps longer to prove or disprove.

If you're going to believe in semi scientific mumbling about the answer to why you act the way you do, you might as well go to a psychotherapist which does have some proof behind it.

Or phrenology. Your choice.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 11:11 PM (gHWbw)

Back in the days when astrology was first formulated, the sky was your calendar. You planted your crops by the stars, etc., etc. My theory is that in those early agrarian societies, the season of the year when a child was born had an affect upon its development. Was it warm or cold outside when the little blighter began walking? What foods were available when it was weaned? How much time did mama or papa have to devote to it as it went through the various stages of childhood development? End result? A winter baby might have different personality than a summer baby.

People noticed these things, and attributed them to the star signs of a child's birth. Not a big leap from the star signs being a temporal marker, to being given credit for causing the character traits.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2020 11:24 PM (LUDOU)

350 348
$5 million seems like chump change to me. Is Briggs and Stratton that small?



Posted by: JAS at July 21, 2020 11:24 PM (2BZBZ)


They are a small engine company.

Posted by: davidt at July 21, 2020 11:25 PM (l3+k2)

351 Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 11:21 PM (TdMsT)

Quite attractive that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 11:25 PM (eTZoJ)

352 The call center in my building went nearly all work from home. 200+ per shift. No complaints from our customers about finding a parking spot any more. The two brothers running the sandwich shop in the building not so happy or the building owner either.

Posted by: Lord Percy etc &&&& at July 21, 2020 11:25 PM (K5YXy)

353 M1 rear sight elevation knob screw keeps coming loose, after about 3-4 clips (24-32 rounds). Kind of funny, many online discussions of this exact problem - but given the terminology and complexity of the issue, after reading it all I'm almost no further ahead in how to fix it. Inclined to just buy new parts, but would like to understand the problem.

May have to email CMP, I think their armorers are very good about technical/gunsmithing support info.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 21, 2020 11:25 PM (OTzUX)

354
Losing a beloved pet is bad enough,perhaps even worse is the constant reminders of what you lost during every time you turn around.

We had a pipe break flood the house, including Her Majesty's study. She was imperturbable about the disaster. But when cleaning up she came across the late, great Lacey's show leash - the one Lacey wore in five Best in Show wins - she burst into tears.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 21, 2020 11:25 PM (mht8P)

355 352 Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 11:21 PM (TdMsT)

Quite attractive that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 11:25 PM (eTZoJ)


It's very fetching.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT)

356 what's the deal with President Trump urging ppl to wear a mask and saying the covid gonna get worse b4 it gets better?

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 21, 2020 11:26 PM (TOyHQ)

357 So, if Lightfoot and Waxman hooked up they could make babies that would be stars in horror movies

=====
Brain Bleach!
You owe me 500 gallons of Brain Bleach!
*whimper*

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 21, 2020 11:26 PM (d6mdH)

358 No Izzy, no GnR. It's science.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 21, 2020 11:26 PM (ja/kn)

359 Dump we aint counting no illegals in the census! AOC you have to its in the constitution! Get congressman yoyo to curse that dumb b.... out for us. Dump we have to count them as 3/5 a person? I thought that was just for n-word.

Posted by: raimondo at July 21, 2020 11:27 PM (cAbG/)

360 Debby- There are several on Etsy, thatsbwhere I bought mine. My mask is from Spoilmeinrhinestones and they are made in Salt Lake City which us close to where we are.

Posted by: Megthered at July 21, 2020 11:27 PM (Hfugi)

361 @rhomboid Loctite Blue?

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2020 11:28 PM (ZfRYq)

362 .what's the deal with President Trump urging ppl to wear a mask and saying the covid gonna get worse b4 it gets better?
Posted by: vmom


yeah I saw that
bad move in my estimation
we seem to be backsliding here

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 21, 2020 11:28 PM (iTXRQ)

363 Ladyl thanks for the link, those look gorgeous!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 21, 2020 11:28 PM (a4EWo)

364 aaaaaaaaaaand in steps the troll.

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 11:28 PM (oZuI0)

365 what's the deal with President Trump urging ppl to wear a mask and saying the covid gonna get worse b4 it gets better?

.....

Reverse psychology.

If Trump says masks are good, the media will immediately begin pushing the narrative that masks kill and Trump's people will be freed from the onerous mask mandates.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2020 11:28 PM (SXBQz)

366 Not long ago somebody here (NZFrank, Mike H.?) linked an auction catalogue for an auction where several full-auto BARs were for sale. I was actually a bit surprised at the prices - not as high as I expected .... though I can't remember them. Below $20K? Thompsons, too, I think there were a few for under $10K.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 21, 2020 11:28 PM (OTzUX)

367 Ummm

Ladyl in the Barrel?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 21, 2020 11:28 PM (U2p+3)

368 {{{Horde}}}

Ok......who broke the margins?

Ugh!......Mr. WDS is in alot of pain tonight

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 21, 2020 11:29 PM (/UQ/R)

369 Ugh!......Mr. WDS is in alot of pain tonight
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 21, 2020 11:29 PM (/UQ/R)

--What happened???

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 11:29 PM (oZuI0)

370 334Or something like that anyway

I haven't had anything to drink so I may just be rambling

Posted by Bitter Clinger 


Nice words. Appreciated. Saved to share.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 21, 2020 11:29 PM (m/niv)

371 368 Ummm

Ladyl in the Barrel?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 21, 2020 11:28 PM (U2p+3)


I've never been in the barrel, thank you very much!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 11:30 PM (TdMsT)

372 If Trump says masks are good, the media will immediately begin pushing the narrative that masks kill and Trump's people will be freed from the onerous mask mandates.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2020 11:28 PM (SXBQz)



I hope so!

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 21, 2020 11:31 PM (TOyHQ)

373 * the Zodiac being off from Ptolemy's schema has been known for some time. I first read about this ~2000 or so. I'm sure Discover and maybe even Omni wrote about it in the 1980s. Maybe 1970s. 1960s even.

* Donika Shaniece Mays seems like somewhere not to put your dick.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 21, 2020 11:31 PM (ykYG2)

374 NJ put Delaware on the travel restriction list
I guess they don't want Biden visiting?

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 21, 2020 11:31 PM (TOyHQ)

375 I am wondering if Trump has taken the opinion that sometimes you have to shoot the hostages. It sucks to be a hostage in that situation.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 21, 2020 11:32 PM (WyVLE)

376 334 The best thing one can ever do is become a parent.

Not if you're a narcissistic abusive shitbag.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 11:33 PM (NWiLs)

377 I have moved from Google and Chrome to Brave and Duckduckgo. I know there have been people on this site saying move from google. I got a notification from my Norton360 that Google was asking permission to access my webcam. That was enough for me. I have never heard of this happening before and my husband said I was paranoid, why would Google worry about me. But I'm done with them anyway, on all my devices. I'm sure they have enough on me to get me a top bunk in the camps.

Posted by: Megthered at July 21, 2020 11:33 PM (Hfugi)

378 Posted by: Common Tater at July 21, 2020 11:12 PM (4Z9Y3)

I have a four-cycle lawnmower and it is Mikey-propelled. "A lawn I can cut with a push mower" was one of my requirements when I bought the place.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 21, 2020 11:33 PM (dDgOg)

379 The question that has always bothered me is that the stars making up the constellations are not intuitively obvious which constellation they belong to.

What made the sheep herders/priests decide on those particular stars?


Did the see the shape and then picked out the stars or did they see the stars as a part of a whole and then identified what that looked the closest to what object in real life?

It is a puzzler. I've wondered if back long ago those stars actually were connected somehow that was visible to the human beings here on earth or perhaps were visible due to some other phenomenon in the universe that is now gone or obscured or that our eyes no longer see.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 11:33 PM (gHWbw)

380 @BitterClinger we watched a movie "Like Arrows" about parenting today. We've been fired by 3 of our 4 children as parents so we are doing a lot of thinking about parenting. And praying.

Posted by: blaster at July 21, 2020 11:34 PM (ZfRYq)

381 Well, there's one business that's doing just great in NYC. I saw a tweet from a guy who is moving out of Manhattan and wanted to rent a Uhaul. He was told they're all booked until March 2021.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 11:34 PM (HabA/)

382 Something tells me the Chi-Coms aren't cooking brisket at their Houston Consulate.

https://tinyurl.com/y385btz6

Of course 1st responders aren't being allowed to extinguish the fires.

https://tinyurl.com/y5u97k63

Posted by: Thrawn at July 21, 2020 11:34 PM (usCq7)

383 I've never been in the barrel, thank you very much!

I have. Still in therapy because of it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 21, 2020 11:35 PM (SchxB)

384 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2020 11:24 PM (LUDOU)

Thanks, that is a very interesting take...

and makes a lot of sense in a subsistence agrarian society!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 11:35 PM (eTZoJ)

385 Trump's comment about worse-before-better was either pretty stupid, or we are about to see biological/virological history - an epidemic suddenly rearing up in its long right-side tail decay phase and increasing (narrator: we won't be seeing this). Hopefully his worst hour in two full terms - certainly his worst so far.

The last populous places to be going thru their curves (FL TX AZ CA) are either in or clearly about to be in the decay phase, which will be precipitous.

Have been looking for "growing" or "new" evidence of mask efficacy since CDC rashly put that in a statement a few days ago. So far, bupkis.

The scientific and public administration scandal of this whole thing doesn't seem to be appreciated by many. And as there will be Zero accountability, and we have an inert/stupid/corrupt/lazy "leadership" class, and a very very submissive dumbed down populace, the door is opened to just about unlimited sci-fi dystopican idiocy from now on.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 21, 2020 11:35 PM (OTzUX)

386 logprof......he has Charcot foot....left is gone but he had screws installed in right in May to stave it off there. But just for him to try and play golf......he has no strength

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 21, 2020 11:35 PM (/UQ/R)

387 AOP that's a great explanation - makes sense

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 21, 2020 11:36 PM (TOyHQ)

388
384 I've never been in the barrel, thank you very much!

I have. Still in therapy because of it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 21, 2020 11:35 PM (SchxB)


We all need things to tell our therapists!

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 11:36 PM (TdMsT)

389 Goodnight, horde.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 21, 2020 11:36 PM (HabA/)

390

Lowes has battery mowers that run on 40, 60 and 80 Volts.

https://tinyurl.com/y6nuwtg8

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 21, 2020 11:36 PM (aKsyK)

391 {{{WDS}}}


Sorry to hear about your hubby.

That sucks.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 11:37 PM (TdMsT)

392 387 logprof......he has Charcot foot....left is gone but he had screws installed in right in May to stave it off there. But just for him to try and play golf......he has no strength
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 21, 2020 11:35 PM (/UQ/R)

--I'll have to look that up. Sounds horrible.

Chin up.

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 11:37 PM (oZuI0)

393 {{{Ladyl}}}

Thank you!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 21, 2020 11:38 PM (/UQ/R)

394 yeah I agree rhomboid

UGH!

this is Trump's blind spot, and it's MASSIVE. he is a GERMOPHOBE

what that means is, he thinks he is going to live forever by "doing the right things"

he won't - no one gets out of here alive.

sigh.

ALSO - he is clearly not really fully in grasp of where govt money comes from, I think. he seems very free with my money in general. "oh we're gonna be very generous" - oh how nice! with money taken from the productive at gunpoint?!? you're gonna be generous with that?!?!

anyway Birx and Fauci have him singing their tune, but it was easy, he is dumb about germy stuff.

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 21, 2020 11:39 PM (j9HX3)

395 384 I've never been in the barrel, thank you very much!

I have. Still in therapy because of it.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 21, 2020 11:35 PM (SchxB)

The barrel builds character and is a rite of passage for morons and moronettes alike.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 11:39 PM (NWiLs)

396 WDS, will pray for your hubby, that his suffering be alleviated

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 21, 2020 11:39 PM (TOyHQ)

397 Have been looking for "growing" or "new" evidence of mask efficacy since CDC rashly put that in a statement a few days ago. So far, bupkis.

Because you're *not* looking for the evidence. You've made up your mind, as have I.

Fortunately so's the government, so... Click It Or Ticket. *Shrug*

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 21, 2020 11:39 PM (ykYG2)

398 I use epic browser- built in vpn?

Posted by: free tibet at July 21, 2020 11:39 PM (CTJwJ)

399 Ladyl to the barrel please.
your mask link messed up the margins

Posted by: four seasons at July 21, 2020 11:39 PM (PisyI)

400 Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 21, 2020 11:33 PM (dDgOg)


You'd love my place then. 8' by 70'. Mostly clover so it doesn't grow very tall very fast.
I still have someone else do it. I didn't retire so that I could mow a damn lawn every week or so because some HOA says so.

I went for 50 years without mowing a lawn from the time I left home till I bought this place.

I was going to remove all the lawn and put in a rock garden but they said NO. I did kill the lawn in preparation for that and a side effect seems to be that most of the weeds and grass has died and only the clover lasted thru 3 years of killing off the lawn. It was great. Didn't have to mow once during the summer. Even when it rained it didn't look too bad.

I was tempted to get some of that green paint the highway folks use for the right of ways but it was too expensive and looked terrible. And mulch was way too expensive.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 11:40 PM (gHWbw)

401 What tweet? <<<<<<<
I won't tell anyone you didn't read the content otherwise we'll get Zappa.
The link with the hands tied behind our back.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2020 11:40 PM (r+sAi)

402 Thanks logprof! Much appreciated

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 21, 2020 11:40 PM (/UQ/R)

403 Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 11:33 PM (gHWbw)

Put yourself in the mindset of a people that did not have cellphones handy and relied on the stars for guidance. I think they tried to find easily recognizable patterns that could be related to something easy to memorize, both for future use and for teaching others!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 11:40 PM (eTZoJ)

404 Argue theology?
You win.

Posted by: klaftern at July 21, 2020 11:40 PM (RuIsu)

405 Not if you're a narcissistic abusive shitbag.

......

I was/still-am-to-some-extent one of those.

Nothing will make you eventually come to grips with that reality like living with the results of your inadequacies like parenting.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2020 11:40 PM (SXBQz)

406 oh well, everyone has a weakness, even POTUS

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 21, 2020 11:40 PM (TOyHQ)

407 227 If Trump goes in to Chicago and stops the bleeding, will those citizens reward him in November?

-=====
Damn, that's funny.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 21, 2020 11:41 PM (d6mdH)

408 Oh FFS, T'Hobo.

Please give it a REST.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 11:41 PM (TdMsT)

409 Hopefully the two aren't related.

https://tinyurl.com/yylemxz4

Posted by: Thrawn at July 21, 2020 11:41 PM (usCq7)

410 403 Thanks logprof! Much appreciated
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 21, 2020 11:40 PM (/UQ/R)

--You're welcome, and thank you and your man for everything!

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 11:41 PM (oZuI0)

411 I use epic browser- built in vpn?
Posted by: free tibet at July 21, 2020 11:39 PM (CTJwJ)


I am sure you can trust Rajneesh!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 11:41 PM (eTZoJ)

412 Hahaha....just ordered two of those masks. I've been looking for something like this to stuff in my back pocket when store employees work up the nerve to confront me for not wearing a mask.

I bought the "Ok, Karen" and the "I'm wearing this mask because my governor is an idiot" masks.

Posted by: Orson at July 21, 2020 11:42 PM (Lfwg9)

413 Fortunately so's the government, so... Click It Or Ticket. *Shrug*
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 21, 2020 11:39 PM (ykYG2)

Eat shit, Karen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2020 11:42 PM (LUDOU)

414 I bought the "Ok, Karen" and the "I'm wearing this mask because my governor is an idiot" masks.
Posted by: Orson at July 21, 2020 11:42 PM (Lfwg9)

--

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 11:43 PM (oZuI0)

415 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 21, 2020 11:33 PM (NWiLs)


I tell people I'm doing the future a solid by not procreating.

People pass their psychosis on to their progeny and they onto their's and so on adfinitum.

I looked at how screwed up I am and said "I'm not bringing a child in to the world to have to live may life no matter how much it changed".

Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 11:43 PM (gHWbw)

416
400 Ladyl to the barrel please.
your mask link messed up the margins

Posted by: four seasons at July 21, 2020 11:39 PM (PisyI)


Oh dear. My very first trip there.

I hope it isn't sticky.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 11:43 PM (TdMsT)

417 381@BitterClinger we watched a movie "Like Arrows" about parenting today. We've been fired by 3 of our 4 children as parents so we are doing a lot of thinking about parenting. And praying



Still awaiting final verdict from my progeny. Some good signs. Some scary decisions made. Hoping for the best and God's grace. Lots of praying.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 21, 2020 11:43 PM (m/niv)

418 They seem to have found Trumps achilles heel, his germ fear. That would be the only thing to rock him. I have a fear of dolls. If dolls suddenly started appearing everywhere, I would do anything to get rid of them. Maybe this is what they were trying to do.

Posted by: Megthered at July 21, 2020 11:43 PM (Hfugi)

419 TX border counties w/ 9% of TX population logging over 40% of TX fatalities. Part of Mexico's acute case load has been imported.

In LA, and (proportionally) in San Diego, a wildly disproportionate share of "cases"* are Hispanic. 72%. Likely explanation: larger/high density households, also more tested (service industries).

* "cases" for C19 are defined like no other previous infectious disease - symptoms not required

Posted by: rhomboid at July 21, 2020 11:43 PM (OTzUX)

420 Because you're *not* looking for the evidence. You've made up your mind, as have I.

Fortunately so's the government, so... Click It Or Ticket. *Shrug*
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 21, 2020 11:39 PM (ykYG2)

You. Might want to look in the mirror for isn't looking at the evidence. You're beyond irrational when on this topic.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 21, 2020 11:44 PM (Rz2Nc)

421 Here's a YT link for a recording of the recollections of a Confederate Veteran.

Very interesting, highly recommended.
https://youtu.be/lfqIa4dDxrw

Posted by: Flyover at July 21, 2020 11:44 PM (Rbu5d)

422 Imagine giving up your $3000 one bdrm apt in Mountain View and moving back in with mom and dad in Iowa. Same salary.

They don't even have to move in with mom and dad. The difference in rent or the cost of a house enables them to live better at less cost. Or it can just mean that instead of having roommates in an apartment in a large city, they can afford to have an apartment all to themselves.

Posted by: nerygirl at July 21, 2020 11:44 PM (+lVUW)

423 Ladyl,

We will make the guys clean it for you!

Posted by: four seasons at July 21, 2020 11:45 PM (PisyI)

424 424 Ladyl,

We will make the guys clean it for you!

Posted by: four seasons at July 21, 2020 11:45 PM (PisyI)


Can I supervise?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 11:45 PM (TdMsT)

425 >Oh dear. My very first trip there.

I hope it isn't sticky.
Posted by: Ladyl



that's the least of it
don't touch anything
stay inside the white lines

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 21, 2020 11:46 PM (iTXRQ)

426 Doubt it's germa-phobia with Trump. It's a much, much more serious problem.

He's got horrible technical support/advice, and nothing has happened to change that. Also - totally speculative - very surprised he hasn't apparently been a very good/smart manager on this. No way he could be asking intelligent questions for over 2 months now, and not have dramatically changed his public posture, wording, and policies.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 21, 2020 11:46 PM (OTzUX)

427 Our sonbfired us the day after Trump won the election. He couldn't believe we would vote for someone like Trump over the sainted Hellary.

Posted by: Megthered at July 21, 2020 11:46 PM (Hfugi)

428
that's the least of it
don't touch anything
stay inside the white lines
Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 21, 2020 11:46 PM (iTXRQ)


Can I bring my iPad?

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 11:46 PM (TdMsT)

429 Crack that whip!

Posted by: four seasons at July 21, 2020 11:47 PM (PisyI)

430 400 Ladyl to the barrel please.
your mask link messed up the margins

Posted by: four seasons at July 21, 2020 11:39 PM (PisyI)


Oh dear. My very first trip there.

I hope it isn't sticky.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 11:43 PM (TdMsT)

F**k that, I'll head to the barrel for her.

Goodnight all!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at July 21, 2020 11:47 PM (Rz2Nc)

431 I hope it isn't sticky.
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 11:43 PM (TdMsT)

--Oh, are you in for a treat.

Bioluminescent Myxomycota

Strange scratching noises

Undiscovered extremophilic species




You'll have a blast!

Posted by: logprof at July 21, 2020 11:47 PM (oZuI0)

432 The barrel eats Febreze. And Glade plug-ins.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2020 11:47 PM (q1Pj5)

433 Bitter Clinger 334

Excellent post there, food for thought

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 11:48 PM (eTZoJ)

434 381@BitterClinger we watched a movie "Like Arrows" about parenting today. We've been fired by 3 of our 4 children as parents so we are doing a lot of thinking about parenting. And praying

......

But you still love them.

And such is the relationship with the eternal Father. How many choose daily to walk away and depart.

You are made like Him.

Imagine how much He weeps when even a single one of us is departed from Him. It makes me sullen in ways I can not explain when I understand that the sinful ways I have followed in my years has Him staying up at night like a worried parent.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2020 11:48 PM (SXBQz)

435 >Can I bring my iPad?
Posted by: Ladyl


the wifi is a bit spotty

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 21, 2020 11:48 PM (iTXRQ)

436
I have moved from Google and Chrome to Brave and Duckduckgo. I know
there have been people on this site saying move from google. I got a
notification from my Norton360 that Google was asking permission to
access my webcam. That was enough for me. I have never heard of this
happening before and my husband said I was paranoid, why would Google
worry about me. But I'm done with them anyway, on all my devices. I'm
sure they have enough on me to get me a top bunk in the camps.

Posted by: Megthered at July 21, 2020 11:33 PM (Hfugi)


Google needs to be destroyed like Skynet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2020 11:49 PM (9Om/r)

437 OTOH, maybe it's calculated

are any Trump supporters really gonna say - oh he caved on masks, so now I can't vote for him

whereas maybe this brings in the moderates scared of the Virus but aldo repulsed by riots

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 21, 2020 11:49 PM (TOyHQ)

438 Okay, enough of that.

It was just in my mind. Sorry bout that.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2020 11:49 PM (SXBQz)

439 Can I bring my iPad?
Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 21, 2020 11:46 PM (TdMsT)

Yes.


But ditch the rhinestones. You don't want to attract attention.

Posted by: Just Lily at July 21, 2020 11:50 PM (8MrNE)

440 Something tells me the Chi-Coms aren't cooking brisket at their Houston Consulate.

https://tinyurl.com/y385btz6

Of course 1st responders aren't being allowed to extinguish the fires.

https://tinyurl.com/y5u97k63

Posted by: Thrawn at July 21, 2020 11:34 PM (usCq7)


Two things -- 1. Ruh roh.
2. Wtf do they have a Houston consulate for anyways.

Does look sorta like they are prepping for an emergency evac.

August -- Hey July, hold my beer and watch this.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2020 11:50 PM (Z4rgH)

441 Google needs to be destroyed like Skynet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2020 11:49 PM (9Om/r)

When CWII goes kinetic...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2020 11:50 PM (LUDOU)

442 373
If Trump says masks are good, the media will immediately begin pushing
the narrative that masks kill and Trump's people will be freed from the
onerous mask mandates.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 21, 2020 11:28 PM (SXBQz)







I hope so!

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 21, 2020 11:31 PM (TOyHQ

And it is a pointless exercise, most people know it. Him saying "Wear the Mask" is more likely to lead to it going away, and if not, it will insulate him from the "More Easily Aroused to Meaningless Gestures" crowd.


This a stupid time, like every other time, but every stupid time, has the same stupid at the core, and is only different in the superstructures of silliness.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 21, 2020 11:50 PM (dDgOg)

443 We have an extensive collection of unwanted flowers in our lawn. We just mow the lawn twice per month and it actually looks very nice.

Or so we tell ourselves.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 21, 2020 11:50 PM (m/niv)

444 The Chi-coms getting evicted from their Houston Consulate. Heh. Things are tough all over.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2020 11:52 PM (r+sAi)

445 whereas maybe this brings in the moderates scared of the Virus but aldo repulsed by riots
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 21, 2020 11:49 PM (TOyHQ)

Another thought: he knows very well the WuFlu is on the downhill leg of a decay curve, and will soon be history. So prime time to make noises about masking up, then, a few weeks pass, and deaths and new illnesses have dropped off the charts, he can say, "Hey! it worked! Now we can all get back to normal."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 21, 2020 11:53 PM (LUDOU)

446 Google needs to be destroyed like Skynet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 21, 2020 11:49 PM (9Om/r)

we're gonna need Ace's time machine, aren't we?

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 21, 2020 11:53 PM (TOyHQ)

447 If masks really worked wouldn't they have a study about it?

Wouldn't they be pushing it day and night?

I think they've never done one on the efficacy of a mask for two way infection prevention.

They have done studies about the reduction in oxygen during long term mask use and we don't hear about that one do we?

I think it's transmissible by air and contact but only at a certain viral particle load. If you don't hit that loaded area AND you aren't very susceptible it goes by or you get a varying degree of infection depending on how much to get.

I think I had it for the last 6 weeks. Diarrhea for the last 3 weeks. Tired for the entire time. Just lately got over it but feel a possible remission coming on.

If this is like a cold virus then there will be NO vaccine (and I never believed that the flu vaccines they touted were all that useful for the majority of people)

This MAY not have been orchestrated but it has definitely been taken advantage of.

We would've been better off to just go about our daily business with advice to keep clean after being among people and maybe wearing a mask if of a certain age or immune deficiency.

I think we'd be over this by now and wouldn't have trashed our economy the way we have.

What use to survive this virus but wind up with a steam age economy.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 11:53 PM (gHWbw)

448 357 what's the deal with President Trump urging ppl to wear a mask and saying the covid gonna get worse b4 it gets better?
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 21, 2020 11:26 PM (TOyHQ)

Masks are theatre, so not sure what POTUS is up to with that.

ALL epidemics have spikes in time and place. Place A has a spike, Place B has a spike...A will spike, plague dies back, spikes again.

All epidemics act this way.

There WILL be another spike when schools reopen, when states are totally opened.

Remember the CDC at the beginning of this thing counted a "case" as being someone sick and in the hospital.

Now, a CDC "case" is a positive (real or false) test result.

Posted by: Flyover at July 21, 2020 11:54 PM (Rbu5d)

449 As anyone who pays attention knows I am highly optimistic about Trump's reelection and don't often criticize him because A, what else do we have and B, why does this guy get up in the morning and fight at all when he could just go retire to Florida with his hot model wife and golf every day...? Why doesn't he just sell us out in return for a quiet life like all the spineless GOPe? Even if they *weren't* going to come after him every minute for the rest of his life, there is no doubt in my mind he would still be fighting.

I'm not thrilled about some of the Trump stuff during COVID - there's been some missteps. That said, EVERYTHING is about the election because without it the country is clearly finished. We are finished. And on top of all of the bullshit they have in store for us, the commies have found a way to legally imprison everyone. It's insane.

Trump doesn't "flip flop" often but he is never afraid to change course when needed. If he senses he's losing somewhere and wants something off the table, he is never afraid to sacrifice a piece for the bigger picture. Yes it sucks that that piece is our freedom right now, but honestly in four months it all vanishes if he doesn't step right.
And he doesn't have a lot of help. I know he signed up for it, but I can't imagine having the weight of human civilization on my shoulders with every breath I take and every move I make. At least in the past, presidents had a country full of people from the bottom to the top that were basically on the same page with regards to America's fitness and survival. In this case, if he makes one misstep, the parasitic classes above and below both move in for the coup de gras on the Western World.

So for those who are fed up, take heart that the guy is at least playing to *win*, and after that we can hopefully settle all family business.

Posted by: ... at July 21, 2020 11:54 PM (zw+Fp)

450 So I'm watching MLS - yeah, I know - and on the bottom scroll I see the following...

Four Reds players kneel for anthem.

Yankees considering "social justice" act.

Edmonton Eskimos (CFL) will be renamed the Edmonton Football Team.

And Indians discussing changing their name.

Congratulations woke mob, you literally killed professional sports.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 21, 2020 11:55 PM (2+KQg)

451 >We have an extensive collection of unwanted flowers in our lawn.....
Posted by: Floridachick


me dear old Mum (pbuh) had a lawn like that- somehow she had big patches of snapdragons- all colors- growing outside her front door. And poppies. Orange California poppies everywhere. She didn't plant them, didn't cast any seed. They just showed up.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 21, 2020 11:56 PM (iTXRQ)

452 Story out there that a CBS reporter, Nina Kapur, 26, just died in a moped accident in NYC. She was *not* wearing a helmet like she was supposed to.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)

453 What use to survive this virus but wind up with a steam age economy.
Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 11:53 PM (gHWbw)


Once the greens get in, we'll have a pre-industrial society!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 11:56 PM (eTZoJ)

454 Thank you vmom!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 21, 2020 11:56 PM (/UQ/R)

455 The Chi-coms getting evicted from their Houston Consulate. Heh. Things are tough all over.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2020 11:52 PM (r+sAi)

There goes the authentic Chinese buffet operations. And stealing UofH research.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 21, 2020 11:57 PM (q1Pj5)

456 They don't even have to move in with mom and dad. The difference in rent or the cost of a house enables them to live better at less cost. Or it can just mean that instead of having roommates in an apartment in a large city, they can afford to have an apartment all to themselves


One young relative ended up staying for weeks with girlfriends very kind relatives in South Carolina in his escape from New York episode. Quite an experience going from an overpriced studio in Brooklyn to a 50 acres property. His dog for one loved it!

Posted by: Floridachick at July 21, 2020 11:57 PM (m/niv)

457 Good Evening Horde. I think the winds are changing.

Posted by: Pete Bog at July 21, 2020 11:57 PM (Jzz++)

458 Just. viewed the comet. It's cool. Sitting just below the Big Dipper in the WNW sky.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2020 11:57 PM (Fc5rx)

459 The Chi-coms getting evicted from their Houston Consulate. Heh. Things are tough all over.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 21, 2020 11:52 PM (r+sAi)


On the plus side, there will be more street cats and dogs now. Or is that a minus?

Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 11:58 PM (gHWbw)

460 Can someone please fix the margins?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 21, 2020 11:58 PM (/UQ/R)

461
Wait until the big city Dem politicians realize you can't have massive unending graft without a local taxpayer base which means citizen residents that actually work and pay taxes

======
Then they'll just step up their campaign to incorporate the suburbs and call the resulting monstrosity a 'Metroplex' or some such lie.

With themselves in charge, of course.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 21, 2020 11:59 PM (d6mdH)

462 I am guessing Trump backed down on masks because sports are coming back and many players are masked. All while the media is continuing to scare everyone with the CASES.

Everyone is seeing masks everywhere and it's not the time to continue a "losing" stand against them as the election starts to heat up. Just my opinion.

I'm not saying I'm thrilled about it, I'm saying Trump has made a tactical decision and it is not completely out of character nor has much changed in our daily life. What he has done is take a weak piece of the gameboard.

Posted by: ... at July 21, 2020 11:59 PM (zw+Fp)

463 Story out there that a CBS reporter, Nina Kapur, 26,
just died in a moped accident in NYC. She was *not* wearing a helmet
like she was supposed to.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 21, 2020 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Fuckin COVID

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2020 12:00 AM (zw+Fp)

464 Edmonton Eskimos (CFL) will be renamed the Edmonton Football Team.

And Indians discussing changing their name.

Congratulations woke mob, you literally killed professional sports.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 21, 2020 11:55 PM (2+KQg)

I have never gone to a CFL game. Mostly because, disinterest. Now, I can say, "because Commie fags".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2020 12:00 AM (LUDOU)

465 I don't think there are any cobs around for margin fixing

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 22, 2020 12:01 AM (TOyHQ)

466 459 Just. viewed the comet. It's cool.

Pills in applesauce, vodka and new shoes optional.
All aboard!

Posted by: Doe at July 22, 2020 12:01 AM (dOlTV)

467 Three dots, thanks for this. I worry about him every day as the election gets closer. I guess I've read too many espionage books and wonder if this covid thing and the blm riots blow up in their faces, what can they do next. When Trump wins, the time between the election and inauguration is going to be the worst time in this country's history. That's if he makes it to inauguration.

Posted by: Megthered at July 22, 2020 12:01 AM (Hfugi)

468 ..., ya also gotta love the way MSM types think they're exempt from the laws of physics.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2020 12:02 AM (L2ZTs)

469 Why are so many peeps complaining about the margins?

Looks fine to me, all night long.

Posted by: logprof at July 22, 2020 12:02 AM (oZuI0)

470 466 I don't think there are any cobs around for margin fixing
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 22, 2020 12:01 AM (TOyHQ)

I'm here when did it happen?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 22, 2020 12:02 AM (aA3+G)

471 Just. viewed the comet. It's cool. Sitting just below the Big Dipper in the WNW sky.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2020 11:57 PM (Fc5rx)

Saw it last night about 12:30 Mountain time. Some thin cirrus cloud, but I caught a glimpse of it with the binocs. Not yet dark enough here tonight, and cloudy again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2020 12:02 AM (LUDOU)

472 >>>I have never gone to a CFL game. Mostly because, disinterest. Now, I can say, "because Commie fags".


All I have is the NHL and MLS - although their BLM bullshit is getting on my last nerve. Don't miss football, though. At all.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 22, 2020 12:03 AM (2+KQg)

473 I'm here when did it happen?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 22, 2020 12:02 AM (aA3+G)

339

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2020 12:03 AM (LUDOU)

474 I'm here when did it happen?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 22, 2020 12:02 AM (aA3+G)

.....

339, I think.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 22, 2020 12:03 AM (SXBQz)

475 "Opening" up makes no material difference, just as "lockdowns" make no material difference. That's why they're dismissed as options in contemporary epidemiology - until 2020, when suddenly a gigantic, disastrous, failed experiment was run on billions of people. Which will be shown to have confirmed the earlier wisdom/history/science.

Sweden and a few others did the conventional textbook thing, had similar results in terms of C19, and vastly better results otherwise (even Sweden did some half-assed "mitigation" that also will be shown to have had no material impact, but they didn't tank their economy, create huge deferred medical care issues/morbidities, and generate such social/psychological costs).

As I said above. A ridiculously illiterate, almost medieval, "understanding" of viral epidemics is now imprinted in almost everyone, including skeptical common people. It's one of the key framework errors against which we have seen, and likely will not see, any correction or pushback, from the WH on down.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2020 12:03 AM (OTzUX)

476 Truth over facts

Posted by: Slow Joe at July 22, 2020 12:05 AM (oZuI0)

477 logprof.....on a phone.....it's not pretty

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 22, 2020 12:05 AM (/UQ/R)

478 Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2020 12:03 AM

.....

Peer reviewed, double blind studies are necessary, except when they aren't.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 22, 2020 12:05 AM (SXBQz)

479
471 466 I don't think there are any cobs around for margin fixing
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 22, 2020 12:01 AM (TOyHQ)

I'm here when did it happen?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 22, 2020 12:02 AM (aA3+G)


Ummm.

I think it was me, MisHum.

Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 22, 2020 12:06 AM (TdMsT)

480 /sock

Posted by: logprof at July 22, 2020 12:06 AM (oZuI0)

481 A ridiculously illiterate, almost medieval, "understanding" of viral epidemics is now imprinted in almost everyone, including skeptical common people.
Posted by: rhomboid


*******


B-b-b-b-but I saw a graph on the internet!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2020 12:07 AM (Fc5rx)

482 Peer reviewed, double blind studies are necessary, except when they aren't.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 22, 2020 12:05 AM (SXBQz)


Come on, how could government experts with thirty years on the clock with one job (understanding epidemics) possibly screw up and give us bad advice?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 22, 2020 12:08 AM (eTZoJ)

483 Kahootek comet was so visible I could see it in the rear view mirror on my motorcycle. Also held binos uo so a parrot could look...he did! And did a double take! Then bit me.
Miss that guy.

Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 22, 2020 12:08 AM (dOlTV)

484 Not yet dark enough here tonight, and cloudy again.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


********

Clear skies help.
Macular degeneration does not help.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2020 12:09 AM (Fc5rx)

485 If the NHL goes, all I will have left is women's beach volleyball.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 22, 2020 12:09 AM (r+sAi)

486 Thanks AOP
Hopefully things are working

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 22, 2020 12:09 AM (aA3+G)

487
Because you're *not* looking for the evidence. You've made up your mind, as have I.



Fortunately so's the government, so... Click It Or Ticket. *Shrug*
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 21, 2020 11:39 PM (ykYG2)


You get slapped down and you come back for more. It is amazing.

you get off on the abuse, like you are one of those, what do you call it?

Masoc, Masso, Maskarist something?

Anyway, abuse is better than pussy, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2020 12:10 AM (WyVLE)

488 Thanks MisHum!

Posted by: four seasons at July 22, 2020 12:10 AM (PisyI)

489 Hale-Bopp was a beautiful comet. Blue and silver tails. I'd go look at Neowise but I'm 23 years older and so much lazier now.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 22, 2020 12:11 AM (iTXRQ)

490 Posted by: Ladyl--now with fake mask! at July 22, 2020 12:06 AM (TdMsT)

Tinyurl is your friend

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 22, 2020 12:11 AM (aA3+G)

491 476...
As I said above. A ridiculously illiterate, almost medieval, "understanding" of viral epidemics is now imprinted in almost everyone, including skeptical common people. It's one of the key framework errors against which we have seen, and likely will not see, any correction or pushback, from the WH on down.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2020 12:03 AM (OTzUX)

Rhomboid, my understanding if how epidemics work was from an ER doc. Was he incorrect? Sincerely asking.

Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2020 12:11 AM (Rbu5d)

492 I was a Libra but maybe now I'm Like a Virgo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler

I wasn't an asshoe vut now I'm a moron.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still entertaining to children and squirrels at July 22, 2020 12:12 AM (YxDRs)

493 Flyover, dunno, what did he say about epidemics?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2020 12:12 AM (OTzUX)

494 Posted by: jakee308 at July 21, 2020 11:40 PM (gHWbw)



When I bought the place the original owners were here, and the shrubs were those from 1979. They were so overgrown and over-growing I killed most (the last will die this fall.)


Along the house I have placed stone and it makes everything so easy to deal with. I cut my lawn in about 45 minutes, I do a little weed-whipping, a little edging, and a little sweeping with the air blower. And I am done.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 22, 2020 12:12 AM (dDgOg)

495 One night in Bangkok makes a hard shit crumble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough shits tumble
Can't be too far from the lavatory
I can feel the devil coming out of me.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 22, 2020 12:14 AM (LxTcq)

496 Talk about computer modeling and pandemics- I saw a webpage yesterday that showed annual death rates from 1955 to sometime in the mid 210o's. The most amazing part was it showed a steady increase into the 22nd century except for a brief downturn around 2060 to 2072.

Now THAT'S some science-ing!


Raised an eyebrow, I did!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2020 12:14 AM (Fc5rx)

497 >>>Briggs n Stratton skips $6.7 million interest payment, awards $5 million to executives

Fraudulent conveyance. Bankruptcy judges will make them return the money, if B&G defaults and is put into Chapter 11.

Its actually going to screw the employees who get the money, because they will pay withholding taxes when they get paid but will have to return the gross amount to the court. They will have to wait until they file their 2020 taxes to get their refund.

Posted by: Democracy Dies In Darkness, and drowning in money at July 22, 2020 12:15 AM (NVYyb)

498 Rhomboid, i thought you were loosely referring to my post.

Re: 448
Epidemics have spikes in time, and in place.

And when schools open, a spike. When states fully open, a spike.

Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2020 12:15 AM (Rbu5d)

499 >>> If the NHL goes, all I will have left is women's beach volleyball.



Good choice. Sports ticker said 59 NFL players tested for the Wuhan. Awesome!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 22, 2020 12:15 AM (AFSld)

500 Watching a movie called Legion with Paul Bettany as the ArchAngel Michael.

Creepy End-of-the-World drama with him having to save a Baby Who is going to be the Second Coming of the Son (I think - the theology is a but sketchy at this point).

About to get fun as a demon-possessed granny just walked into the diner out in the middle of nowhere, where the very pregnant mother of the Blessed Child works as a waitress. A whole shitload of other demon-possessed folks are headed to the diner as well.

Not normally one to enjoy movies with demons and shit, but this ArchAngel Michael is cool. He's chopped off his wings and believes the best way you deal with demon-possessed folks is with automatic weapons.

BRB, hilarity about to ensue.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2020 12:16 AM (1YlHz)

501 Thanks MH!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at July 22, 2020 12:16 AM (/UQ/R)

502 Posted by: Megthered at July 22, 2020 12:01 AM (Hfugi)

I knew this year was going to be an adventure - especially when it looked like Trump was just sailing along to reelection. I just didn't know it was gonna be like this.

What Trump did in 2016 was amazing, this is the sequel and somehow it's going to play out just like one. Everything bigger, more exaggerated, with seemingly much higher stakes and an even more miraculous escape with the same ending. I don't know *why* it's like this, it just is.

I don't mind sounding crazy. I pointed out multiple times in 2016 that it was playing out just like a movie and Trump was basically on the hero's journey. The third act, which started around the conventions, where Trump seemed to be in absolutely terrible shape, even included one last impossible obstacle (the "tapes"). Just like a movie plot.

No one in their right mind thought Trump was going to be the underdog in the 2020 fight and that the villains would once again look like victors right to the end. But here we are.

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2020 12:16 AM (zw+Fp)

503 Well, today I got an offer from the insurance company to settle for the hail damage on my 2008 Suburban. $8800 CDN, which is 2200 more than I paid for it in 2011. That's if I surrender the truck to them, as they deem it a total loss. If I elect to keep it, the cash payout is $4500.

I am going to have to go with the latter. It would break my heart to sign away a good running truck to a certain death in the scrapyard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2020 12:17 AM (LUDOU)

504 @499

I hope their season gets canceled, woke & broke

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at July 22, 2020 12:18 AM (aA3+G)

505 I am going to have to go with the latter. It would
break my heart to sign away a good running truck to a certain death in
the scrapyard.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2020 12:17 AM (LUDOU)

Hail damage is cosmetic and gives it rugged character. Keep it.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2020 12:19 AM (q1Pj5)

506 >>>I hope their season gets canceled, woke & broke


Seconded. Some hardcore NFL fans in my division said they're never going back after this.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 22, 2020 12:19 AM (AFSld)

507
I had a pretty close lightning strike this afternoon, and it bricked a Linksys managed switch I've got on the network. LGS308 model. It was crazy -- no other damage done to anything, including all the LAN stuff plugged into that switch.

All network ports on the computers were fine, as well as the other stuff including the routers.

Nothing but that switch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 22, 2020 12:20 AM (rCwaK)

508 Hail damage is cosmetic and gives it rugged character. Keep it.


**********

I like my trucks like I like my pasta- al dente!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2020 12:20 AM (Fc5rx)

509 Really happy we're heading up to the boundary waters in September to go where there's no contact with the current world and just fish. Have to drive quickly and get outta Minneapolis first though.

Posted by: keena at July 22, 2020 12:22 AM (RiTnx)

510 Out.

Endeav to persev!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 22, 2020 12:23 AM (Fc5rx)

511 I had a pretty close lightning strike this afternoon, and it bricked a Linksys managed switch I've got on the network. LGS308 model. It was crazy -- no other damage done to anything, including all the LAN stuff plugged into that switch.

All network ports on the computers were fine, as well as the other stuff including the routers.

Nothing but that switch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 22, 2020 12:20 AM (rCwaK)

I wonder if it just smoked an MOV in the device? (metal-oxide varistor)

You could open it up and look. But maybe it's better to just change out what is probably a pretty cheap piece of hardware. It did what is was supposed to do; protected the stuff downstream.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2020 12:23 AM (LUDOU)

512 I hope their season gets canceled, woke & broke


Seconded. Some hardcore NFL fans in my division said they're never going back after this.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 22, 2020 12:19 AM (AFSld)

Seconded. I was a big Seahawks fan. Was.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still entertaining to children and squirrels at July 22, 2020 12:23 AM (YxDRs)

513 Around 23% of the men under 35 who responded to the survey reported some
level of getting or maintaining an erection when having sex with a
partner.
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In fairness we don't know which European women they are talking about here.

Shaving optional frenchies? Feminist Krauts? Pegging enthusiast Swedes?


Posted by: Obligatory at July 22, 2020 12:24 AM (qlFIA)

514 Flyover, yeah, right - well yes, sort of. Sorting out the effect of increased testing, or better testing, or differently targeted testing, from "policy" changes is not so simple.

And beyond that, it is not established, even close, that "spikes" follow any timeline other than the one the virus will be following. Any virus, not just this one.

If epidemiology retains any legit scientific approach in a few institutions, we will be seeing lots of interesting research the next year or so. So far, there is no evidence I have seen that lockdowns or school closings or anything (in large, dynamic modern societies, not small islands) have had any impact.

Quite the contrary. "Social mobility" scores, derived from smartphone snoopery I guess, show no correlation at all between "policies" and epidemic path. Most "lockdowns" documented so far occurred well into spread and had no apparent effect - that is, decay started and proceeded "normally".

So viewed from enough distance or altitude, total picture, "spikes" don't change the overall situation, and are simply what the virus was going to do anyway. Timing of intense spread varies by location, not by "policy".

Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2020 12:24 AM (OTzUX)

515 Its actually going to screw the employees who get the money, because they will pay withholding taxes when they get paid but will have to return the gross amount to the court. They will have to wait until they file their 2020 taxes to get their refund.
Posted by: Democracy Dies In Darkness, and drowning in money at July 22, 2020 12:15 AM (NVYyb)

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Earned payments to employees are not illegal preferences. They won't have to return anything.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2020 12:24 AM (wPVhA)

516 Hail damage is cosmetic and gives it rugged character. Keep it.

....

It's the cellulite of the auto industry.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 22, 2020 12:25 AM (SXBQz)

517 As I said above. A ridiculously illiterate, almost medieval,
"understanding" of viral epidemics is now imprinted in almost everyone
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COVID 19 TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!

Oh, I got better.

Posted by: Some Karen peasant at July 22, 2020 12:26 AM (qlFIA)

518 Posted by: ... at July 21, 2020 11:54 PM (zw+Fp)


A very well-said assessment. Thank you.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 22, 2020 12:26 AM (dDgOg)

519 >>>Have to drive quickly and get outta Minneapolis first though.
Posted by: keena at July 22, 2020 12:22 AM (RiTnx)
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Just remember to travel only in early daylight, And keep your guns ready. If you hear anyone who sounds like Tina Turner or if someone says "Bartertown" as you drive through town, just step on it!

Posted by: Democracy Dies In Darkness, and drowning in money at July 22, 2020 12:27 AM (NVYyb)

520 Hail damage is cosmetic and gives it rugged character. Keep it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 22, 2020 12:19 AM (q1Pj5)

I will buy a good used hood at Pick and Pull, and use Bondo the fill the dents on the roof. Most of the roof is too high for normal-height folks to see well, anyway. There are a couple dozen dents in the right side doors and panels, but they are very small; it's the horizontal panels that took the hammering. And the side mirrors.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2020 12:27 AM (LUDOU)

521 Here's a link on mask efficiency:

https://aapsonline.org/mask-facts/

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 22, 2020 12:27 AM (YynYJ)

522 AOP - I assume that the vehicle damage is all cosmetic + glass?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2020 12:27 AM (bk3Sg)

523 So. 20% of the Wall Street moving out?


Damn.
I've no idea how big this is in terms of FUll time people but it's gotta be a bunch.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 22, 2020 12:29 AM (axyOa)

524 I want Cicero next time I declare Chapter 11 and make a big pay-out.

And - Trump's an underdog? Whuh?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2020 12:29 AM (OTzUX)

525 me dear old Mum (pbuh) had a lawn like that- somehow
she had big patches of snapdragons- all colors- growing outside her
front door. And poppies. Orange California poppies everywhere. She
didn't plant them, didn't cast any seed. They just showed up.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 21, 2020 11:56 PM (iTXRQ)


I have an iris by my front step just like that. Started as one bloom out of nowhere, next year three. This year about seven. And while no blooms right now, it is very robust and I water regularly.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 22, 2020 12:29 AM (dDgOg)

526 Watching Outside the Wire. Former Marine turned filmmaker embedded with Marine Expeditionary Force in Iraq. Goes through a lot of the every day stuff. Interesting.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still entertaining to children and squirrels at July 22, 2020 12:29 AM (YxDRs)

527 >>>Earned payments to employees are not illegal preferences. They won't have to return anything.

These weren't pre-existing deals, from the sound of it. They are special retention payments and would generally have to be approved in advance by the court.

Posted by: Democracy Dies In Darkness, and drowning in money at July 22, 2020 12:30 AM (NVYyb)

528 Rhomboid.
Timing of intense spread varies by location, not by "policy".

Yeah, I didn't think policy has anything to do with it, but try to explain that to someone who thinks a mask "works."

But it does make sense to me that as people interact as a society, it'll have a small peak.

What burns me is the CDC's change of the definition of "case" to now mean "positive test."

Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2020 12:30 AM (Rbu5d)

529 524 I want Cicero next time I declare Chapter 11 and make a big pay-out.

And - Trump's an underdog? Whuh?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2020 12:29 AM (OTzUX)

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Remember, the magic work here is "earned."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2020 12:30 AM (wPVhA)

530 Its probably a good time to buy an apartment in NYC, so long as you don't mind bullets whistling past your ear as you run home from the grocery store.

Posted by: Democracy Dies In Darkness, and drowning in money at July 22, 2020 12:32 AM (NVYyb)

531 Oh, and rhomboid, thanks.

'Night, all!

Posted by: Flyover at July 22, 2020 12:32 AM (Rbu5d)

532 So viewed from enough distance or altitude, total picture, "spikes" don't change the overall situation, and are simply what the virus was going to do anyway. Timing of intense spread varies by location, not by "policy".
Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2020 12:24 AM (OTzUX)

I think much of the so-called "spikes" we are seeing are simply artifacts of massively-increased testing, turning up both false positives, and true positives in well people with no symptoms.

The only metrics we should be using as "cases" should be people sick enough with the WuFlu to need to be admitted to hospital, and the fraction of those who die of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2020 12:32 AM (LUDOU)

533 Remember, the magic work here is "earned."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2020 12:30 AM (wPVhA)


They sat in their suites and voted for the disbursement, they worked hard for that money!

Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2020 12:32 AM (WyVLE)

534 And - Trump's an underdog? Whuh?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2020 12:29 AM (OTzUX)

You don't see that they're making Trump into the underdog again?

Posted by: ... at July 22, 2020 12:33 AM (zw+Fp)

535 They sat in their suites and voted for the disbursement, they worked hard for that money!
Posted by: Kindltot at July 22, 2020 12:32 AM (WyVLE)

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Excellent point, counselor. Now go sit your crazy ass down over there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2020 12:33 AM (wPVhA)

536 I wonder about the percentage of people that will have their world view thrown for a loop with the changes in the zodic? Sad.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 22, 2020 12:34 AM (0OmEj)

537

Lightning can do crazy stuff, and there's not much making sense of it. Chaotic, it can be. But it blows my mind what happened.

I was sitting at the computer in the office and big blue flash and a simultaneous pop. Thunder crack came about a second later. I've heard that pop around metal (siding, tin roofs, etc) many times before. It's induced shit from the field of the massive current pulse.

So something was induced big time inside the house. The power supply wall wart for the switch is fine as well. It's all plugged into surge protectors, and I don't think anything came in on the power supply side.

I think something got on the ethernet cabling. There was no power blink at all during that event. Just that pop simultaneous with the flash.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 22, 2020 12:34 AM (rCwaK)

538 > Under no circumstances will I allow Donald Trump's troops to come to Chicago and terrorize our residents.


Article VI, Clause 2: How Does It Work?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 22, 2020 12:35 AM (unn44)

539 So. 20% of the Wall Street moving out?


Damn.
I've no idea how big this is in terms of FUll time people but it's gotta be a bunch.
Posted by: Diogenes

NYC and immediate area account for roughly 20% of the commercial mortages in the US. Hazarding a guess that a significant chunk of that is tied to the financial sector. Commie and Dibolshevik might have some splaining to do.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...still entertaining to children and squirrels at July 22, 2020 12:35 AM (YxDRs)

540 De Blasio has been an absolute catastrophe for New York. I wonder if Manhattanites are finally beginning to realize this.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2020 12:37 AM (wPVhA)

541 > At least 9 people were shot near the Rhodes Funeral Home at 79th and Carpenter streets in the South Side.

You gotta wonder if the funeral home owner is going "Ka-ching!"


Number of injured is now up to 14.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 22, 2020 12:38 AM (unn44)

542 I wonder about the percentage of people that will have their world view thrown for a loop with the changes in the zodic? Sad.
Posted by: USNtakim at July 22, 2020 12:34 AM (0OmEj)


My astrologer told me not to worry about it, so we're good here ...

Posted by: Adriane the Holsterless ... at July 22, 2020 12:39 AM (LPnfS)

543 AOP - I assume that the vehicle damage is all cosmetic + glass?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 22, 2020 12:27 AM (bk3Sg)

Yes. Body dents, smashed side mirrors, including the plastic housing on the left side. Smashed plastic vent shades on the doors, smashed plastic bug deflector on the hood.

'96 Suburban: same deal, no offer from insurance company on it yet.

Other non-licensed vehicles sustained similar damage. Had several windshields destroyed. Some had prior cracks, some didn't, but they are fooked now. Currently unlicensed/uninsured '97 Suburban had both tail lights holed, and mirrors smashed. Glass OK.

My dead '96 Diesel Suburban had its windshield hammered so bad you cannot see through it. But mirrors and tail lights are OK, because it faced into the storm. It will give up its good parts to the '97; both are the same shade of red paint, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2020 12:40 AM (LUDOU)

544 471
Just. viewed the comet. It's cool. Sitting just below the Big Dipper in the WNW sky.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2020 11:57 PM (Fc5rx)



Saw it last night about 12:30 Mountain time. Some thin cirrus cloud,
but I caught a glimpse of it with the binocs. Not yet dark enough here
tonight, and cloudy again.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2020 12:02 AM (LUDOU)


Saw it Sunday night-Monday morning. NNW, about 15 degrees above the horizon. That was at Higgins Lake Michigan.


The night was so clear the Milky Way was visible clearly, NNE to SSW in its run across the sphere of the sky.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 22, 2020 12:40 AM (dDgOg)

545 525

I
have an iris by my front step just like that. Started as one bloom out
of nowhere, next year three. This year about seven. And while no blooms
right now, it is very robust and I water regularly.


Posted by: Mikey NTH -Boo Hoo? You Do! Pity Party Supplies at The Outrage Outlet! at July 22, 2020 12:29 AM (dDgOg)


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I am blessed with a lot of volunteer wildflowers, and a property bordering nice woods. Mountain Laurel in the spring and early summer, then big orange tigerlilies everywhere through July and into August. I also have a Rose of Sharon bush that produced beautiful blooms, then died. I never got around to removing it, and after a couple years it snapped back to life and started blooming again. I think that makes it a zombie, so I always refer to it as Rose of Sharon Tate.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 22, 2020 12:41 AM (+3rQF)

546 New book Just Released:

"How to Blow Your Way to The Vice Presidency" by Cumala Horris (US Sinnertor)

Posted by: James at July 22, 2020 12:41 AM (qM84C)

547 AOP, correct. Add in double/triple counting (tests are tabulated, not "individuals"), and other problems. Most of which aren't nefarious plots by Hungarian tycoons and Chinese intel masters and drooling Democratic presidential nominees - just lots of systems being used outside their design purposes, errors, a lot of rushing.

And mass testing. Last weekend the US tested more people than were tested the entire previous influenza season (6 months). !!!! Because .... pretty much only symptomatic, and severe, flu cases get tested.

Note that higher #s in FL TX AZ CA have been confirmed by rise in hospitalizations - but at a much lower rate than seen in NYC in April. And, happily, a much lower fatality rate.

But the "reporting" (it really is no exaggeration to term it panic propaganda) in all these places has been hysteric and outrageous, there's been no medical capacity problem. TX border counties have been overwhelmed by imported cases, but they've been easily handled/moved elsewhere.

Oh - and it's a decent bet these border counties will have a higher fatality rate, probably between NYC/April (baaaad), and current-day FL or CA (not bad), because 1) poor initial health condition of patients 2) "lockdown" (!!!) instituted in these areas, which many expect to exacerbate things, as it has appeared to elsewhere.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2020 12:41 AM (OTzUX)

548 >be people sick enough with the WuFlu to need to be admitted to hospital, and the fraction of those who die of it.

https://tinyurl.com/wu-flu-deaths

The death rate has been plummeting for months.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 22, 2020 12:41 AM (unn44)

549 Evening roonz and roonettez.

I ran a speed test on my internet today. At the modem I'm getting an 80Mbps download speed and a 20Mbps upload. My internet provider says I'm supposed to have 200Mbps service.

I'm supposed to have someone out to look at the cable anyway, is it possible for them to run a speed check at the cable and eliminate the service coming in? I'm wondering if I shouldn't get a new modem, it's been a while since I replaced it.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at July 22, 2020 12:42 AM (CcOog)

550 Tyrese Gibson dispatched the demon-possessed granny with three shots in the back of her head. But not before she climbs up the wall and crawls across the ceiling and tears a dude's carotid out with her teeth.

Whew!

Who! Here comes the demon-possessed ice cream truck.

This movie is gold.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2020 12:42 AM (1YlHz)

551 New book Just Released:

"How to Blow Your Way to The Vice Presidency" by Cumala Horris (US Sinnertor)
Posted by: James at July 22, 2020 12:41 AM (qM84C)

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As VP she'll be a skin flute away from the Presidency.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2020 12:42 AM (wPVhA)

552 great post bitter clinger, worth saving a copy.

that video of the chinese burning things in their consulate courtyard bothers me. a lot. Sure, there's ways to explain it.

but it bothers me.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 22, 2020 12:42 AM (V2Yro)

553 538
> Under no circumstances will I allow Donald Trump's troops to come to Chicago and terrorize our residents.





Article VI, Clause 2: How Does It Work?





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 22, 2020 12:35 AM (unn44)

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You could probably get away with sprinkling a little bit of Article IV Section 4 on top of that as well.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 22, 2020 12:43 AM (+3rQF)

554 Cicero - guess we'll find out, but try to think of the last time that horrendous, disastrous political misrule has resulted in a high-profile elected official getting the old dump-ola.

In the America that both you and I have lived most of our lives in, there are literally dozens of governors and mayors today who would have been flushed from public life for their actions the last 4 months.

Now?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2020 12:45 AM (OTzUX)

555 Cicero - guess we'll find out, but try to think of the last time that horrendous, disastrous political misrule has resulted in a high-profile elected official getting the old dump-ola.

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Seriously, the last decade has caused me to seriously question the proposition that a democratic republic is the optimal form of government.

At least, the franchise should be tightly restricted, as it always has been in historic attempts at democracy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2020 12:48 AM (wPVhA)

556 I'm serious, as you can see.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2020 12:48 AM (wPVhA)

557 Seriously, the last decade has caused me to seriously question the proposition that a democratic republic is the optimal form of government.


"The worst, except for all the rest."

Posted by: Miklos Spencer Churchill at July 22, 2020 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)

558 I had to do some tech work at a large hospital in New Jersey today. During the course of my work, I had to log into the hospital's email system. During the course of the day the hospital admins send out a chart listing bed capacity, broken down by ward (Maternity, ICU, outpatient, etc). I've worked at this hospital before, pre-Rona, and it was always at or slightly over capacity. Today, it was at 50 percent overall capacity. They have a separate list for COVID patients. There was a grand total of 4. None in ICU. Now, of course, this is anecdotal..I do have the chart saved but I don't want to go around posting it...but it does edge me closer to the "we are being played" camp.

I mentioned this to a good friend, a younger guy that leans conservative but still follows the COVID edicts "just in case". I mentioned the chart to him, and it seems to have offended him. "It's only one hospital (in a state where the Governor has paused the reopening because of an alleged spike in cases), Fauci says this, Fauci says that, blah blah blah". It just goes to show how invested people are in the narrative. Even otherwise reasonable people.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at July 22, 2020 12:49 AM (HEiLh)

559 Went outside with the binocs. needn't have bothered; sky is effectively 10/10 overcast.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2020 12:50 AM (LUDOU)

560 I'm really starting to warm to the idea that automatic weapons are pretty effective against demon-possessed people.

I mean, if you've got a couple of gallons of Holy water, that's definitely going to be your first option.

But failing that, just switch 'er to Full Auto.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2020 12:51 AM (1YlHz)

561 Went outside with the binocs. needn't have bothered; sky is effectively 10/10 overcast.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


I can't see to well either.

Posted by: Miklos, MD 20/20 at July 22, 2020 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)

562 Late to the party here, but Lightfoot is a Kanamit, from the Twilight Zone!

Posted by: Alana at July 22, 2020 12:52 AM (DVNRR)

563 562 Late to the party here, but Lightfoot is a Kanamit, from the Twilight Zone!
Posted by: Alana at July 22, 2020 12:52 AM (DVNRR)

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Gordon?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2020 12:54 AM (wPVhA)

564 Just. viewed the comet. It's cool. Sitting just below the Big Dipper in the WNW sky.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 21, 2020 11:57 PM (Fc5rx)


It has been an adventure.

Week ago, was up at 4 a.m. looking east. Nada. Back to the internet. 'Oh, it switched to an evening comet 2 days ago...'

Last Friday, clear western sky, went to a parking lot with much less trees 'cause the next article said 10 degrees off horizon. Nada.

Tonight fairly cloudy but used "Sky and Telescope" web site chart {Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 21, 2020 10:52 PM (eTZoJ)} which showed it higher up and managed to find it.

Bad light pollution here, so binoculars only.

Spasibo, Commissar Hrothgar !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Star Struck Critic ... at July 22, 2020 12:55 AM (LPnfS)

565 https://tinyurl.com/wu-flu-deaths

The death rate has been plummeting for months.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth)



I started going to the CDC Website in late January and doing simple calculations based on the numbers they post there weekly. Since then, consistently and without fail, The Yellow Peril has been neither as contagious nor as deadly as the seasonal flu.

That's even with the inflated numbers they post there.

What a complete scam.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2020 12:56 AM (1YlHz)

566 That's even with the inflated numbers they post there.

What a complete scam.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2020 12:56 AM (1YlHz)

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To be fair, it's not a complete scam because Al Gore isn't involved.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 22, 2020 12:58 AM (wPVhA)

567 To be fair, it's not a complete scam because Al Gore isn't involved.
Posted by: Cicero


To be fair, Greta Scoldberg just got the $1 million Gulbenkian Prize.

There's more than one game in town.

Posted by: Miklos, admiring his tzompantli in the summer moonlight at July 22, 2020 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)

568 Sharkman, actually, it's looking to be about as deadly as an average flu - but with a much narrower demographic impact (under 20 virtually unaffected, healthy + under 60 w/ very low fatality risk).

Infection fatality rate (IFR) is always an estimate, as the denominator (total infected) can never be laboratory-confirmed. But the estimates can be decent (and will have more robustness for this, because of the much larger diagnostic and serological testing #s), so we'll get a number. Which I think will be lower than 0.1%, which is the "average" flu number for a while now.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2020 01:10 AM (OTzUX)

569 I just saw a Comet.

Must've been a Mercury. '64, if I'm not mistaken.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 22, 2020 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

570 "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tail, A tail of a fateful trip,"
"That started from this tropic port, onboard this tiny ship!"


Wait for it.....

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at July 22, 2020 01:11 AM (u1WYs)

571 To be fair, it's not a complete scam because Al Gore isn't involved.
Posted by: Cicero


To be fair, Greta Scoldberg just got the $1 million Gulbenkian Prize.

There's more than one game in town.

Posted by: Miklos, admiring his tzompantli in the summer moonlight



Sadly, Greta is going to end up spending every penny of that on shrinks before she eventually kills herself. She'll just be yet another in a long line of useful idiots and unknown millions ground under by the Marxist adventure.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2020 01:11 AM (1YlHz)

572 Infection fatality rate (IFR) is always an estimate, as the denominator (total infected) can never be laboratory-confirmed. But the estimates can be decent (and will have more robustness for this, because of the much larger diagnostic and serological testing #s), so we'll get a number. Which I think will be lower than 0.1%, which is the "average" flu number for a while now.

Posted by: rhomboid



My math skillz are rudimentary so I imagine you are correct.

Looking at the overall numbers, even world-wide, this thing hardly even qualifies as a major killer. It's probably 21st on a list of Shit That Kills Folks.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2020 01:13 AM (1YlHz)

573 Midnight Rambler, thanks for commenting, very interesting.

Actually, hospital "census" is something reported (like so many of these metrics, there are big variations in quality, timeliness, etc. between states and hospital systems, just a legacy of it not really being important until now), and collected.

I think this is one of the things just switched to HHS from CDC last week.

Anyway, the only real reporters/analysts/communicators in this whole episode - the nobodies, amateurs, professionals doing it on the side - have long been tracking hospital census, and ICU capacity, and talking about it. Usually to debunk, again, the hysteria.

I fear your friend is far too typical, though. No background, massively misinformed by the media - AND state and local govt., in some cases - and not helped or educated by any public institution (including the WH).

Posted by: rhomboid at July 22, 2020 01:15 AM (OTzUX)

574 Woah.

Major plot twist.

The people trying to kill the Holy Baby are not possessed by demons, they are poasessed by angels. God has decided to wipe out mankind again. This time for good.

Michael refused to help kill us off as he still believes in us. Gabriel is about to come on down and battle it out with Michael.

Things about to get sporty!

Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2020 01:16 AM (1YlHz)

575 Trump says we need to wear a mask and he spends too much tax money.
Yeah, I'm not going to vote for him because of that. /

Posted by: Case at July 22, 2020 01:17 AM (tWAkG)

576 All alone on a Sunday morning
outside I see the raining is falling...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2020 01:23 AM (L2ZTs)

577 Trump says we need to wear a mask and he spends too much tax money.

Yeah, I'm not going to vote for him because of that.

Posted by: Case



"The Conservative Case For Voting For Murderous Marxist Lunatics To Destroy Our Country Because The Republican Candidate Is Not Jesus Himself" is even now being penned by an arrogant asshole at the Lincoln Project.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 22, 2020 01:27 AM (1YlHz)

578 So morons...and ettes,

We now are in the SUMMER of our discontent.

Baseless Ball with extra WOKE factor.....KMA and FOAD.
N....F....L another version of "Thug BALL" so see you millionaires in the unemployment lines soon .

Oh ...Thug BALL?.....not buying any tickets there either (hope you bitches get tossed from your multi-mil cribs real soon)

Ya done F'd up (fill in the blank) should have listened to your mom......

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at July 22, 2020 01:28 AM (u1WYs)

579 All alone on a Sunday morning
outside I see the raining is falling...
Posted by: qdpsteve


Musta been some tequila with those tacos

Posted by: Miklos, colluding with some Stoli at July 22, 2020 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

580 Miklos, no it's a classic 1980s power ballad :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2020 01:29 AM (L2ZTs)

581 I'll leave it to you guys to guess which song.
In the meantime gonna call it a night. Enjoyed it everyone. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 22, 2020 01:30 AM (L2ZTs)

582 it's a classic 1980s power ballad :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve


No way.

Like "I Joyously Carry Water to the Mountain for Chairman Mao"?

Had a beat, as the kids were required to say.

Posted by: Miklos, Emulating Lei Feng at July 22, 2020 01:32 AM (QzkSJ)

583 Thanks for the ONT.

She took the cover right off the ball?!?

She really got a piece of that one!

Fore!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2020 01:32 AM (cI3Q7)

584 I'll leave it to you guys to guess which song.

MacAuther's Park !!!!

Cake is involved ...

Posted by: Adriane the Weather Underground Bakery Critic ... at July 22, 2020 01:33 AM (LPnfS)

585 Paul Bettany was good in A Knight's Tale, and Master and Commander.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 22, 2020 01:37 AM (LxTcq)

586 585 Paul Bettany was good in A Knight's Tale, and Master and Commander.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 22, 2020 01:37 AM (LxTcq)

Felt a bit too modern in Master and Commander, imo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 22, 2020 01:41 AM (cI3Q7)

587 Guns and Roses blasting through the walls of my life back then seems pretty appropriate these days.

Posted by: Summer of Love at July 22, 2020 01:44 AM (FJrl0)

588 Goodnight Horde, I'm headed to bed.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 22, 2020 01:51 AM (a4EWo)

589 I only regret that I have one life to live for my.......naaaaagh

I have many variations on the theme....many.

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at July 22, 2020 01:53 AM (u1WYs)

590 Well, I am going to hit the sack. Worked hard today. Tore up the old rotted wooden plank vehicle ramp into my shop. Cut the rotten ends off the 3X12 planks, saving the remainder for future use. Dug up sod and real rotten wood with a spade, and burned all the rotted wood in the burn barrel.

I have a pair of very stout steel ramps made for loading a vehicle onto a trailer. I plan to weld them to some heavy 4" by 6" steel angle, to hang the top ends on the shop floor. Then will plank over them with pressure-treated 2X8's laid transversely and bolted down. I will space the steel ramps so they are centered on the track width of my Suburbans, which are the heaviest vehicles likely to use this ramp. Should work out fine, and the wood will not be in direct contact with the ground in any case.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 22, 2020 01:54 AM (LUDOU)

591
Posted by: Midnight Rambler at July 22, 2020 12:49 AM (HEiLh)

========

MR, I posted a little story last night about Governor Newsom himself. He went on t.v. yesterday, looked every Californian right in the eye, and stated that the county next door to mine now has zero ICU capacity.

It was a flat-out lie. Even the lefty news couldn't take it and went out there and got the story: the little rural-ish hospital has 4 icu beds, two of them were occupied - by non-COVID patients. Total fvcking lie, but it's now part of the Narrative.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2020 01:54 AM (G51Gf)

592 Remember folks.......

We've been had.

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at July 22, 2020 01:57 AM (u1WYs)

593
NASA is doing astrology now instead of astronomy? That's just great.
Posted by: Apollonius of Flavortown


Merely a blessing of having their minds expanded under their "Muslim outreach" initiative!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2020 01:59 AM (i1tGd)

594 What the hell does NASA imagine it has to do with the signs of the zodiac, anyhow? Do they think all the astrologers and palm-readers and and their fans give a damn what NASA has to say?
Or is this just more of the SCIENCE IS MAGIC! fad sweeping the land?

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 22, 2020 02:00 AM (YqED9)

595 ""Fu**ing bitch," he said."

I would have called her a "brain-dead bimbo", "joystick chewer", or "airhead mattress" but that's just me. Because it's not so much that she's a bitch as she's a bimbo who has only skated by on being a butterface with loads of Daddybux. I've met rocks with larger IQs.

Posted by: Saber Alter at July 22, 2020 02:06 AM (D9E0b)

596
I just looked it up. This NASA 13th sign is fake news. An old blog post (aimed at children) resurfaced again with some people claiming it was new.

It was a post explaining what the constellations of the Zodiac are (they lie on the ecliptic), and why there are 12. The Babylonians settled on 12, eliminating a 13th one way back (This is arbitrary -- some ancients identified as many as 21 constellations along the ecliptic).

Some idiots saw this old post and started this "NASA rejiggers the Zodiac!" crap.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 22, 2020 02:11 AM (f1Vqw)

597 What the hell does NASA imagine it has to do with the signs of the zodiac, anyhow?

They don't-ish.

What they said was that the constellation Ophiuchus would be included in the Ecliptic constellations.

Locations of planets are given in terms of the Ecliptic constellations to tell (amateur astronomers) where to point their telescopes.

For example, just read an article that said Uranus will be in Aries and Neptune will be in Aquarius all summer ...

However, have been wrong before, and undoubtedly will be wrong again.

Posted by: Adriane the Weather Underground Bakery Critic ... at July 22, 2020 02:14 AM (LPnfS)

598
(This is arbitrary -- some ancients identified as many as 21 constellations along the ecliptic).


This knowledge is very nearly all lost now, but there remain some who can point out these "forgotten, but not gone" constellations, such as Abababab, the Itinerant Chicken Sexer and Polyrhombus, the Three Card Monte Man, in the night skies.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2020 02:27 AM (i1tGd)

599
So THIS is what ONT "slow time" is like!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2020 02:28 AM (i1tGd)

600 This knowledge is very nearly all lost now, but there remain some who can point out these "forgotten, but not gone" constellations, such as Abababab, the Itinerant Chicken Sexer and Polyrhombus, the Three Card Monte Man, in the night skies.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


I missed that part in Boy Scouts.

Posted by: Miklos, using a Big Dipper to refill at July 22, 2020 02:28 AM (QzkSJ)

601
Young Sam Elliot is on Mannix. This is before he aged and got that wizened Wild West look that he wears so well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 22, 2020 02:29 AM (f1Vqw)

602 This is before he aged and got that wizened Wild West look that he wears so well.
Posted by: publius


Forty years of rasslin' okra will do that to a man.

Posted by: Sam Miklos-Elliott at July 22, 2020 02:31 AM (QzkSJ)

603 Well ... the ancient Egyptians had a constellation The Hippo but no record survives of which stars it contained ...

Posted by: Adriane the Weather Underground Bakery Critic ... at July 22, 2020 02:31 AM (LPnfS)

604
When the Mennen jingle was brought up a couple of nights back, this younger and thinner John Goodman ad was spotted in the vicinity

https://youtu.be/j3n-P0vrdZU

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2020 02:34 AM (i1tGd)

605
603 Well ... the ancient Egyptians had a constellation The Hippo but no record survives of which stars it contained ...
Posted by: Adriane the Weather Underground Bakery Critic ... at July 22, 2020 02:31 AM (LPnfS)


It contained all of 'em - the entire sky full.

Today, we'd call it "Stacy Abrams".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2020 02:36 AM (i1tGd)

606
I think we ought to come up with our own Horde meme themed constellations. We'll get out there on a good night and see what patterns we can divine.

The Barrel might be one. The Rapey Bear. The sign of Valu-Rite. Hope Solo's butthole. Etc, etc. And I'll find The Ficus. When Mars rises in the Ficus, the Warcock is unleashed or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 22, 2020 02:38 AM (f1Vqw)

607 When the Mennen jingle was brought up a couple of nights back,


I'm staying with Hai Karate:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECvWJadIKNY

Posted by: Miklos en Garde at July 22, 2020 02:39 AM (QzkSJ)

608
Young Sam Elliot could be sort of pretty boy. There's some pictures of him wearing Tom Selleck-like shorty shorts back then.

But older, weathered, bad-ass Sam Elliot wouldn't be caught dead in something like that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 22, 2020 02:40 AM (f1Vqw)

609 It contained all of 'em - the entire sky full.

Today, we'd call it "Stacy Abrams".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot


Yo Stacey so fat, when she wears a black dress she looks like...OUTER SPACE

Posted by: Punchlines Plus by Miklos at July 22, 2020 02:41 AM (QzkSJ)

610 I think we ought to come up with our own Horde meme themed constellations. We'll get out there on a good night and see what patterns we can divine.

Sci Fi author David Brin had human colonist on planet Garth name one "The Batman" ...

Posted by: Adriane the Weather Underground Bakery Critic ... at July 22, 2020 02:42 AM (LPnfS)

611 The Barrel might be one. The Rapey Bear. The sign of Valu-Rite. Hope Solo's butthole. Etc, etc. And I'll find The Ficus. When Mars rises in the Ficus, the Warcock is unleashed or something.
Posted by: publius


Oh look!

The Barbed Cock of Satan, right behind the Pleiades!

Posted by: Miklos with astronomical beer goggles at July 22, 2020 02:43 AM (QzkSJ)

612 The Barbed Cock of Satan, right behind the Pleiades!
Posted by: Miklos with astronomical beer goggles at July 22, 2020 02:43 AM (QzkSJ)


You got the Extra Credit points on your Rorschach test, didn't you ?

Posted by: Adriane the Weather Underground Bakery Critic ... at July 22, 2020 02:53 AM (LPnfS)

613
There is much woo about the Pleiades. Aliens therefrom dubbed Pleiadians. Which has a nice ring to it.

The Pleiadians are good aliens I think, "Nordic looking" -- which is obviously racist.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 22, 2020 02:53 AM (f1Vqw)

614 Good Morning Morons, I am going to post early tonight because so far I have not been able to get any sleep at all and I have to meet my lawyer at 9 am to drive app. 40 miles for 'court' at 9 am.

Posted by: Vic at July 22, 2020 02:57 AM (mpXpK)

615 Today is Wednesday, July 22, 2020. On this this day in history the Senate voted down dictator FDR's attempt to pack the Supreme Court. But he got away with it anyway by simply having 4 terms to appoint judges. It wasn't until few years ago that we began recovering from that because liberal judges hang around for a lifetime until they die.

Posted by: Vic at July 22, 2020 02:57 AM (mpXpK)

616 Notice the tenor of this Fox Headline/Link:


Trump claims mail-in voting will lead to 'most corrupt election' in US history.


Not a more neutral 'Trump said'. Fox is really getting as bad as MSDNC.


The next time I revisited the site they had aleady changed it. I guess an editor got ahold of it.



https://tinyurl.com/y34bmr58

Posted by: Vic at July 22, 2020 02:58 AM (mpXpK)

617 The traffic judge speaks. And like normal he is FOS.


Federal agents in Portland, Ore., must confine their law enforcement duties to the protection of federal assets and wear uniforms that identify them, Fox News senior judicial analyst Judge Andrew Napolitano told Fox Friends on Tuesday.



https://tinyurl.com/y5p7o3a6

Posted by: Vic at July 22, 2020 02:58 AM (mpXpK)

618

Pleiadian babes are hawt, I see from artist's conceptions from "contactees". Ivanka Trump could be a Pleiadian. Hot blondes with striking blue eyes.

I welcome our Pleiadian overlords.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 22, 2020 02:58 AM (f1Vqw)

619 McKonehead says we need another 'stimulus' spending bill. Why is it that every time a politician says we need something it involves SPENDING? Why not kill some useless regulations that styful business instead. That would cost NOTHING.



I have a great idea, kill the EPA.


https://tinyurl.com/y5rq5s6f

Posted by: Vic at July 22, 2020 02:59 AM (mpXpK)

620 Shitty Schumer is now telling Trump how to run his WH. ESAD you AH.


https://tinyurl.com/yyv6mmjb

Posted by: Vic at July 22, 2020 02:59 AM (mpXpK)

621 And Bite-Me rolls out a plan with three new communist programs costing almost a Trillion dollars. As granny once said, its a new kind of money Jed.


https://tinyurl.com/y5lbmw5g

Posted by: Vic at July 22, 2020 02:59 AM (mpXpK)

622 Trump undid another Democrat travesty today. He issued an executive order that illegals were no longer to be used for redrawing voting districts. He had already ordered them off the census, now he orders them off the voting district maps. The Democrats will howl because they are the ones who put all these illegals on everything.



https://tinyurl.com/y5p5dw4s

Posted by: Vic at July 22, 2020 02:59 AM (mpXpK)

623

Pleiadian men look like surfer dudes.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 22, 2020 03:00 AM (f1Vqw)

624 Ari Fleischer tells Trump what he should do for press briefings. Anyone who was attached to the Bush disaster as a press agent has no room to offer advise on anything.

https://tinyurl.com/y2msshpm

Posted by: Vic at July 22, 2020 03:00 AM (mpXpK)

625 Just about every day now we are hearing negative stuff from Bite-Me's past. I think the DNC has their knives out and they want a different candidate. As it gets closer to the convention watch and wait.


https://tinyurl.com/y2t4hxry

Posted by: Vic at July 22, 2020 03:00 AM (mpXpK)

626 And set-'m up Joe is not the only one. Margret Sanger who founded Planned Parenthood had a lethal past and Republicans have talked about it for decades. So why is PP and Democrats just discovering it now?


https://tinyurl.com/y6bogarz

Posted by: Vic at July 22, 2020 03:01 AM (mpXpK)

627 Who is the incompetent boob writing Biden's speeches? He promises 'shovel ready jobs'. What a miserable failure that turned out be. Under Obama shovel ready jobs meant they went out and put signs taking credit for projects that were already underway. While all the billions upon billions of the so called stimulus went to corrupt politicians and inner city graft.

https://tinyurl.com/y5ra9m7x

Posted by: Vic at July 22, 2020 03:01 AM (mpXpK)

628 GA has just signed into law a law that will strip people convicted of human trafficking of a driver's license for life.


https://tinyurl.com/y5zjupa5

Posted by: Vic at July 22, 2020 03:01 AM (mpXpK)

629
RAMIREZ


https://tinyurl.com/yxb84o8p


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at July 22, 2020 03:02 AM (mpXpK)

630 I have a great idea, kill the EPA.


https://tinyurl.com/y5rq5s6f
Posted by: Vic


With RoundUp

Posted by: Miklos, whacking some weeds at July 22, 2020 03:11 AM (QzkSJ)

631 You got the Extra Credit points on your Rorschach test, didn't you ?
Posted by: Adriane the Weather Underground


Actually, I made my own "Rorschach Test".


Which is why I had to talk to a shrink in the first place.

Posted by: Miklos, Looping Mobiusly at July 22, 2020 03:13 AM (QzkSJ)

632 Thanks, Vic ...

Prayers up.

Posted by: Adriane the Weather Underground Bakery Critic ... at July 22, 2020 03:14 AM (LPnfS)

633 I would recommend a warm wish cloth over the eyes to help induce sleep but having been in a .. sort of ... similar situation, I didn't sleep either.

Posted by: Adriane the Weather Underground Bakery Critic ... at July 22, 2020 03:16 AM (LPnfS)

634 My go-to plea in any Court is Nolo Contendere.

I figure, worked for Spiro Agnew, right?

Posted by: Miklos, pro se and with ineffective Counsel at July 22, 2020 03:21 AM (QzkSJ)

635 >>I would recommend a warm wish cloth over the eyes to help induce sleep
...
Posted by: Adriane the Weather Underground Bakery Critic ... at July 22, 2020 03:16 AM (LPnfS)

Do you get one or two wishes with that?

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 22, 2020 03:23 AM (sljRX)

636 Mornin', all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 22, 2020 03:24 AM (sljRX)

637 Do you get one or two wishes with that?
Posted by: My life is insanity

*reads directions*

Says here one wish, two smishes.

Posted by: Miklos, by the book at July 22, 2020 03:27 AM (QzkSJ)

638 If wishes were fishes, we'd have some fried.

If wishes were horses, the beggars would ride.

And wishes, like fishes, turn up in strange dishes ...

Posted by: Adriane the Weather Underground Bakery Critic ... at July 22, 2020 03:31 AM (LPnfS)

639
Who is the incompetent boob writing Biden's speeches? He promises 'shovel ready jobs'. What a miserable failure that turned out be. Under Obama shovel ready jobs meant they went out and put signs taking credit for projects that were already underway. While all the billions upon billions of the so called stimulus went to corrupt politicians and inner city graft.

https://tinyurl.com/y5ra9m7x
Posted by: Vic

=========

I saw a soundbite of Biden today. He literally said "care of elderly children."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 22, 2020 03:32 AM (G51Gf)

640 What's always amazing is how much shit a baby can produce. You put in 3 tablespoons of Gerber's applesauce and out comes 1 ton of poop.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V.

A logarithm ?

Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 03:51 AM (arJlL)

641 And wishes, like fishes, turn up in strange dishes ...
Posted by: Adriane the Weather


I feel a bit peckish

Posted by: Miklos, using an Anglicism. Well, Anglicism-is at July 22, 2020 03:52 AM (QzkSJ)

642 What's always amazing is how much shit a baby can produce. You put in 3 tablespoons of Gerber's applesauce and out comes 1 ton of poop.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V.

A logarithm ?
Posted by: JT


Now see?

We CAN have nice wordplay things

Posted by: Cute Baby Miklos (I was cute, there are pictures) at July 22, 2020 03:54 AM (QzkSJ)

643 I feel a bit peckish
Posted by: Miklos, using an Anglicism. Well, Anglicism-is at July 22, 2020 03:52 AM (QzkSJ)


Gromit, we forgot the crackers !!!!!

Posted by: Wallace Aborts Cheese Shopping Moon Launch for Valid Techno-Gastronomical Reasons ... at July 22, 2020 03:55 AM (LPnfS)

644 Gromit, we forgot the crackers !!!!!
Posted by: Wallace Aborts Cheese Shopping

Well, long as y'all got enuf fer evrybody

Git in the truck, boys!

Posted by: Miklos, just a pickin' an' a-grinnin' at July 22, 2020 03:58 AM (QzkSJ)

645 How can it be 4am, it was just 10:30pm a hour ago?

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2020 04:02 AM (6f16T)

646 How can it be 4am, it was just 10:30pm a hour ago?
Posted by: Skip

Magnetic pole shift. Wear a mask.

Posted by: Dr. "Big Tony" Fauci at July 22, 2020 04:04 AM (QzkSJ)

647 Posted by: Adriane the Weather Underground Bakery Critic ... at July 22, 2020 02:14 AM (LPnfS)

Yeah, Adiane, I noticed a few years ago that the astronomy profession had re-carved the entire sky up into constellations, not just the ecliptic. Some number of them bore little relation to the configurations of stars I'd learned coming up as a yute.

No particular problem with that, here. Whatever works for them!

Then again, there are probably a boatload of people here that are much more knowledgeable than I about astronomical nomenclature. For all I know, that's the way modern astronomy has always been.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 22, 2020 04:13 AM (YqED9)

648 >>Gromit, we forgot the crackers !!!!!
Posted by: Wallace Aborts Cheese Shopping

"Ah, but I do like a bit of gorgonzola!"

-Wallace

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 22, 2020 04:14 AM (sljRX)

649 Crazy old Joe can't put a sentence together that makes sense, maybe raimondo is really Crazy old Joe.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2020 04:17 AM (6f16T)

650 For all I know, that's the way modern astronomy has always been.

And I still be a real planet if it wasn't for those meddling astronomers!!!!

Posted by: Mickey's Little Dog ... at July 22, 2020 04:27 AM (LPnfS)

651 Huh? Earthquake near Alaska ???

Posted by: Adriane the Geology Critic ... at July 22, 2020 04:29 AM (LPnfS)

652 I want to listen to great music but I have no place for it in my life now. I don't work, because I refuse the mask. I don't go out, because there is nowhere to go. To listen to great music now seems like jerking off. Does this make sense?

Posted by: george at July 22, 2020 04:31 AM (R7v9g)

653 7.8 M

Tsunami warning.

Posted by: Adriane the Geology Critic ... at July 22, 2020 04:32 AM (LPnfS)

654 Alaska morons, take care ...

Posted by: Adriane the Geology Critic ... at July 22, 2020 04:32 AM (LPnfS)

655 Ladyl, I doubt you are still here, but I need to get one of those masks from your link above. I also saw a drawing of someone wearing a mask that looked like a hand was being put over the wearer's mouth. Creepy but accurate. Need to find one of those, too. Mask mandates every grocery store chain here, and coming soon, I'm afraid, to more local communities. City of Racine, WI passed mandate yesterday. ( I live in that county.)

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 22, 2020 04:34 AM (sljRX)

656 Does this make sense?
Posted by: george at July 22, 2020 04:31 AM (R7v9g)


Hard to enjoy chocolate ice cream at a funeral kind of surreal feeling ?

Posted by: Adriane the Geology Critic ... at July 22, 2020 04:35 AM (LPnfS)

657 And Indians discussing changing their name.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp

To We STILL Stink !

Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 04:35 AM (arJlL)

658 > Alaska morons, take care ...

A lot of people are up from tsunami warnings on their phones.

I'm seeing an UNOFFICIAL report that the wave was only 0.5 feet at Sand Point, so it's sounding like it may not be serious. Hope so.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 22, 2020 04:37 AM (unn44)

659 so it's sounding like it may not be serious. Hope so.

That would be good news.

Posted by: Adriane the Geology Critic ... at July 22, 2020 04:39 AM (LPnfS)

660 Oy.

Tired.

Yardwork in the heat takes a toll ...

Posted by: Adriane the Geology Critic ... at July 22, 2020 04:40 AM (LPnfS)

661 Roses are red,

Posted by: Adriane the Geology Critic ... at July 22, 2020 04:41 AM (LPnfS)

662 > That would be good news.

The warning has been canceled.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 22, 2020 04:42 AM (unn44)

663 To listen to great music now seems like jerking off.

Not really seeing the problem here.

Posted by: Harry Palmas at July 22, 2020 04:43 AM (YqED9)

664 We had rain overnight, not sure how much, T-storms possible this afternoon.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2020 04:43 AM (6f16T)

665 >>The warning has been canceled.

Thank goodness!

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 22, 2020 04:44 AM (sljRX)

666 The warning has been canceled.

All right, whoever had tsunami in their 2020 bucket list, Cut It Out !

Posted by: Adriane the Geology Critic ... at July 22, 2020 04:44 AM (LPnfS)

667 To listen to great music now seems like jerking off.

So, what, you mean it's a lot of work?

Posted by: Hugh Jorgan at July 22, 2020 04:46 AM (YqED9)

668 We had a gorgeous day yesterday, warm but lower humidity. Feeling more humid this a.m. but only 69 degrees right now.

Heading out.
Make it a good day ,all. Voice your opinion on this covid-crap when the opportunity arises!

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 22, 2020 04:46 AM (sljRX)

669 Thanks, Vic ...

Prayers up.
Posted by: Adriane the Weather Underground Bakery Critic .

Seconded !

Hiya Adriane !

Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 04:48 AM (arJlL)

670 The sky is blue,
The clouds are white,
To all of you,
A pleasant 'Good Night' ...

Posted by: Adriane the Geology Critic ... at July 22, 2020 04:48 AM (LPnfS)

671 Hiya JT ...

Getting ready to drop for the night ...

Posted by: Adriane the Geology Critic ... at July 22, 2020 04:53 AM (LPnfS)

672 Have a good day, MLII ...

Posted by: Adriane the Geology Critic ... at July 22, 2020 04:57 AM (LPnfS)

673 Breakfast all done and lunch packed. Just coffee to finish up.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2020 04:58 AM (6f16T)

674 Samurai on FXM, Kagemusha 1980

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2020 05:01 AM (6f16T)

675 Ha! I can trust the Horde to put it all into perspective. Thanks.

Posted by: george at July 22, 2020 05:04 AM (R7v9g)

676 Hiya JT ...

Getting ready to drop for the night ...
Posted by: Adriane the Geology Critic ..

Parachute ?

Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 05:12 AM (arJlL)

677 Have a good day, MLII ...
Posted by: Adriane the Geology Critic ...

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 05:12 AM (arJlL)

678 Only 0113 here. Going back to bed.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 22, 2020 05:13 AM (unn44)

679 Samurai large battles don't make a lot of sense to me as the movies portray it .

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2020 05:13 AM (6f16T)

680
The IAU list of the current 88 constellations can be seen here -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IAU_designated_constellations

Frankly, there's room for improvement ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2020 05:22 AM (pNxlR)

681
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 22, 2020 05:23 AM (KYtVn)

682 Hiya AltonJackson

Posted by: JT at July 22, 2020 05:24 AM (arJlL)

683 https://www.ksdk.com/gardner staffer ordered crime lab to reassemble patricia mccloskeys gun

Seems handgun never could work as was made inoperable, so DA's office had to rework it to have a nice firearm for a the charges.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2020 05:24 AM (6f16T)

684
hey, JT

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 22, 2020 05:24 AM (KYtVn)

685
The Barrel might be one. The Rapey Bear. The sign of Valu-Rite. Hope Solo's butthole. Etc, etc. And I'll find The Ficus. When Mars rises in the Ficus, the Warcock is unleashed or something.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 22, 2020 02:38 AM (f1Vqw)


The Hobo's Pelt
Ace's Shelves
Lisa the Coke Bear
The SCOAMF
The Scalp Weasel
RBG's Wizzened Soul

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 22, 2020 05:25 AM (pNxlR)

686 Morning everyone. Coffee's on.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2020 05:27 AM (tIU+r)

687 Interesting exchange with my BIL yesterday - he's a very good man but very naive for a 29 yr old.

He told me he expects a blue wave type election in Nov. And is quite looking forward to it as the election of Mr. Biden will bring about the respect for each other and healing needed for the betterment of the country.

He was dead serious. My wife, his sister, just looked at him.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2020 05:31 AM (tIU+r)

688 I should head down the road.not even light out.
If that didn't change could almost be Groundhog day.

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2020 05:32 AM (6f16T)

689 Stay cool and have a great day

Posted by: Skip at July 22, 2020 05:34 AM (6f16T)

690 So, reading the Briggs story, and I'm thinking....

We're all in this together !

Posted by: jsg at July 22, 2020 05:38 AM (9mfyZ)

691 Tonypete, he is legitimately 29 or a horde 29?
My daughters are in that age range and they have been early PDT supporters.

Posted by: clutch at July 22, 2020 05:41 AM (9UmRs)

692 My guess: Horde 29.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2020 05:43 AM (A5zUN)

693 >>> The Rapey Bear.

This isn't really about literature, is it?

Posted by: fluffy at July 22, 2020 05:47 AM (FgJKq)

694 Thought for today.

Remember there are people in the government and the media that hate you. It may or may not be a personal hate, but they hate you nevertheless. And they are tirelessly working to make you pay for who you are.

Posted by: Case at July 22, 2020 05:50 AM (tWAkG)

695 Mornin'. Can't sleep with the world burning.

Have to decide whether or not to travel to NY in September for my mom's birthday. This is one tough decision. The issues related to travel during the scamdemic, and especially to Cuomo's fiefdom are daunting enough, but on top of all that, most (almost all) of my family back there have become stark raving Karens who I can't even talk to anymore.

My sister, who I might as well just call Karen, insists the party has to be outdoors, no one but immediate family, all wearing face burkhas and sitting 6 feet apart. Pretty sure I won't even be "allowed" to even hug my mom after travelling clear across the country to see her.

That's the kind of "party" it's going to be, I'm afraid. And on top of that I'll be subjected to endless OrangeManBad rants.

But aside from Wyoming, which hardly counts as travelling since it's a short drive from me, I haven't been out of Colorado since last December. I'm big on travel. Always hopping a plane somewhere, and I'm feeling the jones badly. And one of my brothers, who will be there, is a secret Trumper, as is at least one of his children.

I'm torn. It's going to be a big expensive hassle to travel to a no-fun "party" in a commie state, but I'm still thinking of going. Hope CO isn't on Cuomo's naughty list and I don't get thrown in quarantine jail.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 05:52 AM (FtO5h)

696 As Aetius451AD mentioned - Horde 29.

Honestly, a great guy - caring, decent, and all around good guy. But wow - simply cannot see what the Other, us, see in the political realm.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2020 05:55 AM (tIU+r)

697 Guy Smiley, go. It's your mom's birthday. Some day you will wish you had more birthdays with your mom. I know I do...

Posted by: clutch at July 22, 2020 05:55 AM (9UmRs)

698 Tonypete we have tribes in this country that will not ever join together. He is in the Lefty Tribe.

Posted by: clutch at July 22, 2020 05:57 AM (9UmRs)

699 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at July 22, 2020 05:57 AM (DF5JN)

700 Guy - I agree, go. I traveled to the People's Republic of NY (upstate) in June. I made do with the restrictions without killing anyone.

And, yeah, it's your Mom. I miss mine terribly and I'd do damn near anything to see her again, even with the interference of my boneheaded two sisters.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2020 05:59 AM (tIU+r)

701 697 Guy Smiley, go. It's your mom's birthday. Some day you will wish you had more birthdays with your mom.

Yep, that's the way I'm leaning. Despite all the other issues, who knows if it might be my last chance, and I don't want the regrets later.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 05:59 AM (FtO5h)

702 Hey Big V.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2020 06:00 AM (tIU+r)

703 And, yeah, it's your Mom. I miss mine terribly and I'd do damn near anything to see her again, even with the interference of my boneheaded two sisters.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2020 05:59 AM (tIU+r)

It's a bitter irony: I know with 100% certainty that in the short-term, while I'm there and the immediate aftermath, I'm going to regret it.

But I also know, with the same certainty, that in the long run I'll be glad I did. Guess it's one of those situations where you have to grit your teeth and do what's right.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 06:03 AM (FtO5h)

704 The Red Chinese consulate in Houston (I know exactly where it is and have driven past it quite a few times) has been ordered to close by the United States government.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2020 06:04 AM (ejsiI)

705 Of course you are right Clutch - I guess I was surprised.

He offered Biden as the Great Healer - went on and on about it.

The sad thing that my wife pointed out to me after we retired was, after the election, no matter the outcome - it's war between the camps.

We all talk about it daily here but here was personal evidence that it will be real.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2020 06:05 AM (tIU+r)

706 The Red Chinese consulate in Houston (I know exactly where it is and have driven past it quite a few times) has been ordered to close by the United States government.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

---

US State Department - "You go home now. You've been here years!"

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2020 06:06 AM (tIU+r)

707 Briggs and Stratton had turned to junk a while ago anyway. We all have Kawasaki or Kohler engines around here. It's a shame but they did it to themselves with an inferior product.

Posted by: jsg at July 22, 2020 06:07 AM (9mfyZ)

708 The sad thing that my wife pointed out to me after we retired was, after the election, no matter the outcome - it's war between the camps.

We all talk about it daily here but here was personal evidence that it will be real.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2020 06:05 AM (tIU+r)


Yep.

I've been saying if Trump is re-elected, the Civil War starts.

Also if Biden is elected.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2020 06:07 AM (ZfRYq)

709 Two things -- 1. Ruh roh.
2. Wtf do they have a Houston consulate for anyways.

Does look sorta like they are prepping for an emergency evac.

August -- Hey July, hold my beer and watch this.
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 21, 2020 11:50 PM (Z4rgH)

To be fair, lots of countries have consulates in Houston. It IS a port city.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2020 06:08 AM (ejsiI)

710 Morning, Horde.

TonyPete, one thing I'll say that the Left has going for them. They have the truest of True Believers.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 22, 2020 06:11 AM (8C7+r)

711 But aside from Wyoming, which hardly counts as travelling since it's a short drive from me, I haven't been out of Colorado since last December. I'm big on travel. Always hopping a plane somewhere, and I'm feeling the jones badly. And one of my brothers, who will be there, is a secret Trumper, as is at least one of his children.

Same - traveling, that is. I haven't been to CO since I used CO as a jump-off point to see the total solar eclipse in WY three years ago. I lived in Aurora for awhile growing up.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 22, 2020 06:12 AM (ejsiI)

712 Tonypete does your BiL agree that there will be war in the camps after the election? He might plowing if he beats his sword into a plowshare.

Posted by: clutch at July 22, 2020 06:12 AM (9UmRs)

713 Do you guys store potatoes and onions together? I mean they used to in root cellars right? I kept a bag of onions in a basement closet and they kept well. I haven't had as much luck with .. taters. But I'm going to try that with those.

Then the grocery people delivered this ginormous garlic bulb. I thought it was an onion, at first. Same deal, they keep better dry, right? I'm halfway thinking of burying some taters and onions in some flower pots. I've heard that works good.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2020 06:13 AM (QJIMk)

714 Houston's a major port city. That's one of the many reasons why we need TX in the After Times. West coast is going to be a problem. Only way around it is going to be some kind of deal with the Occupied States to share LA/Long Beach (Ideally. SeaTac, SF/Oakland and Portland are not better options) and let us transport goods out of CA and into the Red. We'll throw them some chicken bones or something. They'll be glad to have them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 06:15 AM (FtO5h)

715 Did you know that Patricia McCloskey's gun was inoperable when police seized it but was then assembled correctly so it was 'readily capable of lethal use'?

https://tinyurl.com/yxgcf2ap

Posted by: jsg at July 22, 2020 06:15 AM (9mfyZ)

716 Does look sorta like they are prepping for an emergency evac.


Trump admin gave them 72 hours to get out.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2020 06:17 AM (ZfRYq)

717 713 ginormous garlic bulb.

Elephant Garlic? Those are really sweet, roasted.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 06:17 AM (FtO5h)

718 We'll throw them some chicken bones or something. They'll be glad to have them.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 06:15 AM (FtO5h)

They get nothing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2020 06:17 AM (KnJdm)

719 707 Briggs and Stratton had turned to junk a while ago anyway. We all have Kawasaki or Kohler engines around here. It's a shame but they did it to themselves with an inferior product.
Posted by: jsg at July 22, 2020 06:07 AM (9mfyZ)


Love me an old school Kohler K-series.

To be fair, the things those small engines go on that are built now won't last multiple generations, so why make an engine for it that does?

That's why I have 30 and 45 year old Deere garden tractors now. Had a Husqvarna and ended up taking the welder to the frame in 5 years.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 22, 2020 06:18 AM (8C7+r)

720
Trump admin gave them 72 hours to get out.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2020 06:17 AM (ZfRYq)

Raylan Givens for President.

Posted by: jsg at July 22, 2020 06:18 AM (9mfyZ)

721 Mikey, no way a modern 4 stroke mower weighs anything like a '76 LawnBoy. It's about 40 pounds, can maneuver with one hand. And it plows through thick turf like a boss.

Electrics will supplant gas mowers, though not for a while yet.

What I've wondered, what did people do in the 1920s? My grampa had a reel mower - a push mower. But - his lawn, the whole lot was postage stamp sized.

What about peeps with big yards? They didn't have riding mowers, I don't think. And the thing with a push mower, a reel mower, ya gotta stay on it. Can't let it get too long.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2020 06:18 AM (QJIMk)

722 Hi jsg, yes I read about her inop firearm reassembled on this site this morning. Sounds like the McCloskeys have an easy case against the Soros Dumb Ass DA.

Posted by: clutch at July 22, 2020 06:19 AM (9UmRs)

723 Did you know that Patricia McCloskey's gun was inoperable when police seized it but was then assembled correctly so it was 'readily capable of lethal use'?

https://tinyurl.com/yxgcf2ap
Posted by: jsg at July 22, 2020 06:15 AM (9mfyZ)

Yes. Firing pin spring was in front of firing pin, instead of behind. They should not have been charged, but this is the Soros DA manufacturing evidence of an essential element of the crime.

*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2020 06:21 AM (KnJdm)

724 Yeah, I thought about that. I use garlic a lot though, if I roast the whole bulb, I'll be out. Or, it's gotta be prepared and put up. I'm not that motivated.

I usually peel off a couple cloves at a time. The garlic powder is OK, but it is nothing like the real stuff.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2020 06:22 AM (QJIMk)

725 Crime charged, that is.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 22, 2020 06:22 AM (KnJdm)

726 In my early teens, I mowed our own yard with our big bad LawnBoy, my grandparents postage-stamp sized city yard with a manual reel mower (You could almost stand in one spot and just maneuver it to do the whole back yard!) and I had an off-the-books gig doing the grounds of a big apartment complex on a rider mower. I had the lawnmowing trifecta!

(That apartment complex paid me a 20-dollar bill for 4 hours work every Saturday, a fortune for a 14-year-old in the late 70s. Hell, I would have paid them to ride the riding mower!!!)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 06:23 AM (FtO5h)

727 I'd rather keep San Diego than L.A.
The rest of the west coast is just not worth the hassle. Too many loons.

Posted by: Case at July 22, 2020 06:23 AM (tWAkG)

728
Love me an old school Kohler K-series.

To be fair, the things those small engines go on that are built now won't last multiple generations, so why make an engine for it that does?

That's why I have 30 and 45 year old Deere garden tractors now. Had a Husqvarna and ended up taking the welder to the frame in 5 years.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 22, 2020 06:18 AM (8C7+r)

Points and condensors. We had a Jacobsen with a K582 on it that was The Beast. Could cut small trees down with that sunnuva. And a Gravely front mount mower that had a Magnum 20 on it that was good too. My only problem with that one was the rear wheel could jar the teeth out of your head if you hit a hole at speed. But damn did that one cut too.

Posted by: jsg at July 22, 2020 06:24 AM (9mfyZ)

729 Clutch - Oh no, not at all.

He expects we will all hold hands and sing Kumbaya. He is the poster man for rose colored glasses.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2020 06:24 AM (tIU+r)

730 715 Did you know that Patricia McCloskey's gun was inoperable when police seized it but was then assembled correctly so it was 'readily capable of lethal use'?

Posted by: jsg

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If the chain of custody is intact, that case should go down the tubes.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 22, 2020 06:25 AM (tIU+r)

731 Hi jsg, yes I read about her inop firearm reassembled on this site this morning. Sounds like the McCloskeys have an easy case against the Soros Dumb Ass DA.

Posted by: clutch at July 22, 2020 06:19 AM (9UmRs)


Prosecutorial misconduct for literally manufacturing evidence.

Posted by: RickZ at July 22, 2020 06:28 AM (Y8PSl)

732 Hi jsg, yes I read about her inop firearm reassembled on this site this morning. Sounds like the McCloskeys have an easy case against the Soros Dumb Ass DA.

Posted by: clutch

Doesn't matter. Still scary black weapon that has a mind of it's own!

...MSM..

Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2020 06:29 AM (vd8XM)

733 RickZ, yeah and when she is acquitted by the St. Louis jury, make sure the whole country knows it.

Posted by: clutch at July 22, 2020 06:30 AM (9UmRs)

734
"In Missouri, police and prosecutors must prove that a weapon is "readily" capable of lethal use when it used in the type of crime with which the McCloskeys have been charged."
__________________

So the gun was incapable of being fired as Mrs. McCloskey held it pointed at the mob. "Readily capable of lethal use" does not mean "the gun will work if I disassemble it and then put it back together properly." Readily capable means if I pull the trigger, the gun will fire a bullet.

And being "readily capable" was one of the elements of the crime charged, which is why the lying prosecutor falsely stated that in the charging documents. But now there is apparently a paper trail back at the crime lab, showing that the gun was not "readily capable" until the crime lab took it apart and put it back together properly. So the prosecutor committed a fraud upon the court by perjuriously claiming that the gun was readily capable of lethal use when Mrs. McCloskey held it.

I hope St. Louis has insurance coverage for the malfeasance of its elected officials, because by the time the McCloskeys finish suing the city for this blatantly malicious prosecution and deprivation of civil rights under color of law, there is going to be a large multi-million-dollar judgment and/or settlement, and it would be a real shame if the crooked lefty voters there ended up having to pay that bill.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2020 06:32 AM (k4dH2)

735 When this is over, I hope Mrs. McCloskey does the NRA safety training (as should anyone and everyone) and learns to properly assemble her firearm. Then some range training. Honestly, I'm thinking she'd be best off with a pump-action shotgun.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 06:32 AM (FtO5h)

736 My interpretation of "brandishing" would be that it applies to those who use a firearm in the commission of a crime. In other words, it applies to armed robbers, for example.

Not scared shitless homeowners trying to protect their home against a mob threatening to kill them and burn their house down.

Having said that, the fact that the weapon was inoperable doesn't excuse peeps, does it? Using a "fake" weapon, or an unloaded weapon, still carries penalties robbing a liquor store, right? I also heard Mr. McCloskey's weapon was unloaded. That isn't a very good place to be.

I was at a drive up ATM oncet, and an "immigrant" OTM was beelining up to my truck. Up to no good. I made motions acting like I was grabbing a firearm from the console. I'm not sure how ya do that, because I was unarmed. But he unassed the area right quick.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2020 06:34 AM (QJIMk)

737 I'm thinking the McCloskeys would be better off without firearms altogether. No one sane goes out and challenges a mob with inoperable / unloaded firearms.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2020 06:34 AM (H5knJ)

738 Donika Shaniece Mays Facebook page be like somting else.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 06:34 AM (JFO2v)

739 737 I'm thinking the McCloskeys would be better off without firearms altogether. No one sane goes out and challenges a mob with inoperable / unloaded firearms.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2020 06:34 AM (H5knJ)

Did she know it was inoperable?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 22, 2020 06:36 AM (A5zUN)

740 This is what is infuriating to me. Shipwreckedcrew is a 22 year DoJ prosecutor, and he tweeted:


shipwreckedcrew
@shipwreckedcrew
Yes -- and that is why so many of us familiar with the process dismissively waived off the idea that info from Steele's memos would have been included in a FISA application without being verified. And...


1. WE knew that it had been done.

2. WE got called big fat liars for saying so.

3. THESE fuckers all of a sudden woke up and discovered that cops can set you up?

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2020 06:38 AM (ZfRYq)

741 Lightfoot be like tweeting orange man bad when 14 peeps shot at funeralating home.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 06:39 AM (JFO2v)

742 "We know this has been a trying year, and our associates have stepped up. "We hope they will enjoy a special Thanksgiving Day at home with their loved ones."

- John Furner, the president and CEO of Walmart US

--

Say, how many grocery store, Walmart, and other retail employees have died from the COVIDs?

Surely it's in the millions.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 22, 2020 06:39 AM (+qzAq)

743 Lightfoot be like tweeting orange man bad when 14 peeps shot at funeralating home.
Posted by: rhennigantx

No more than 10 may gather for a funeral. Justice was swift today

Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2020 06:40 AM (vd8XM)

744 Can someone explain why gangs are running "COVID parties" in Florida?

I am thinking this is, umm, fake news.

Posted by: blaster at July 22, 2020 06:41 AM (ZfRYq)

745 I was at a drive up ATM oncet, and an "immigrant" OTM was beelining up to my truck. Up to no good. I made motions acting like I was grabbing a firearm from the console. I'm not sure how ya do that, because I was unarmed. But he unassed the area right quick.
Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2020 06:34 AM (QJIMk)

In my early 20s I was taking a shortcut that involved a b ottleneck through a narrow gap in a chain-link fance, when two fine young aspiring rappers decided to mug me for my expensive sneakers (dumb mistake in the city 'hood I then lived in, but I was young.)

I remembered seeing or reading somewhere about the "key thing", so I put my hand in my pocket and slowly brought it out in a fist with 3 or 4 keys protruding out between my fingers. I did it slowly and calmly, didn't say a word, didn't look at my hand (but they sure did) and they both backed off. I walked on through and kept walking, telling myself, don't look back, don't run.

It worked.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 06:41 AM (FtO5h)

746 The Vivid Gentlemans Club in Houston has set up a drive-thru service to offer its traditional form of entertainment

I may have to run out there and check that out

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 06:43 AM (JFO2v)

747 No more than 10 may gather for a funeral. Justice was swift today
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2020 06:40 AM (vd8XM)

street justice be bestest

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 06:44 AM (JFO2v)

748 No one sane goes out and challenges a mob with inoperable / unloaded firearms.

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It's fascinating* to watch the same bunch or rioters and SJWs who will burn down a TJ Maxx and insist on reparations when an "unarmed" black man gets shot after pointing a toy gun at cops insist that this couple was going to murder hundreds of people with the exact same toy guns.





* Not really, btw. I know the rules change for them moment to moment.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 22, 2020 06:44 AM (+qzAq)

749 If the chain of custody is intact, that case should go down the tubes.
_________________

The entire case is bullshit, as the Missouri AG's brief points out. Under Missouri law, it is not a crime to brandish a gun at people who are threatening your life or your property. The MO statutes carve out a very clear and specific exception for that. And there is no question that the McCloskeys were being threatened. The common property (the gate to their private subdivision) had been torn down by the mob (and that is property in which the McCloskeys, as homeowners in that subdivision, have an ownership interest in), the mob was standing on the private street (another common property in which the McCloskeys have an ownership interest) abutting the McCloskeys home and threatening to kill the McCloskeys, kill their dog, and burn down their house. The McCloskeys had every legal right under Missouri law to point guns at those criminal trespassers.

And the fact that the prosecutor had to lie about the gun being operable in the charging documents is just more icing on the cake for the McCloskeys. There has probably never been a more clear-cut case of malicious prosecution. This is going to cost the taxpayers of St. Louis many millions of dollars before it is over, and the rich McCloskeys are going to get a whole lot richer.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2020 06:45 AM (k4dH2)

750 The McCloskeys' initial lawyer described her pistol as a prop that the couple had used in a trial.

Reporting says there was no ammo in the rifle when seized, and none in their home.

Got these details from a 7/20 story on ksdk.com. Would link but I'm on phone.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2020 06:47 AM (H5knJ)

751 Did she know it was inoperable?
_______________

Yes, it was the McCloskeys themselves who had made the gun inoperable.

They had previously used it as a prop in a trial. They couldn't take an operable gun into the courthouse, so that is why they made it inoperable. Mrs. McCloskey was well aware that the gun did not work.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2020 06:48 AM (k4dH2)

752 Soibois, while laughable, are not the problem. Western women being the equivalent of a game of Russian roulette with 50% of the chambers loaded, on the other hand...

Posted by: Itachipon at July 22, 2020 06:48 AM (F3jxE)

753 Progressives got to progress

In early 1910s the increasing number of Jewish students was a major concern for Harvard president and committed progressive A. Lawrence Lowell. He tried to implement a quota on Jews, then pivoted to an admissions process that used intangible factors such as "character" and "manliness." It worked: Jewish applicants consistently fell short.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 06:49 AM (JFO2v)

754 "manliness."

So problematic in so may ways. Cancel Harvard!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 06:50 AM (FtO5h)

755 In early 1910s the increasing number of Jewish students was a major concern for Harvard president and committed progressive A. Lawrence Lowell. He tried to implement a quota on Jews, then pivoted to an admissions process that used intangible factors such as "character" and "manliness." It worked: Jewish applicants consistently fell short.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Harvard was doing a weenis check?

Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2020 06:51 AM (vd8XM)

756 Drive-Through Strippers?

Do you order one from the menu? I'll take the saucy redhead for 15 minutes, and a side of fries.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 06:52 AM (FtO5h)

757 Sure, in an exigency, faking it might be necessary. But if you can, say, stay in your house, which the mob might pass by? You can always fake it later.

It can be trie both that (a) the prosecution is bullshit; and (b) that they are/were foolish.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2020 06:52 AM (H5knJ)

758 Planned Parenthood Renounces Racist, Eugenicist Founder Margaret Sanger

A famous quote:

Frankly I had thought that at the time Roe was decided, there was concern about population growth and particularly growth in populations that we dont want to have too many of.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v)

759 758 Planned Parenthood Renounces Racist, Eugenicist Founder Margaret Sanger

A famous quote:

Frankly I had thought that at the time Roe was decided, there was concern about population growth and particularly growth in populations that we dont want to have too many of.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v)

Sorry that was actually an RBG quote!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 06:53 AM (JFO2v)

760 Most popular menu item: The Happy Ending Meal

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 06:54 AM (FtO5h)

761 Harvard was doing a weenis check?
Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2020 06:51 AM (vd8XM)

Foreskin was considered manly!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 06:54 AM (JFO2v)

762 1. Owner of that little cabin up top really needs to clean all that pine-tree crap off the roof.

2. So tired of hearing people nitpick the McCloskeys - say what you like about training and style and whatever, some of it's even true, but there's this: when it hit the fan, they stepped up, not away, and that's what really counts. If the mob had charged them with their inoperative and unloaded guns, they would have died well.

3. G'mornin' everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 22, 2020 06:54 AM (OWgiM)

763 760 Most popular menu item: The Happy Ending Meal

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 06:54 AM (FtO5h)

special sauce

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 06:55 AM (JFO2v)

764 then pivoted to an admissions process that used intangible factors such as "character" and "manliness." It worked: Jewish applicants consistently fell short.
_______________

It was pointed out in that lawsuit that is currently going on against Harvard that that is the same tactic the school is using now to keep out qualified Asian applicants.

But instead of "manliness" they use bullshit factors like "friendliness" and "openness" (since Asians tend to be more reserved than white and black Americans). Then they grade the Asian applicants down after the interview, and use that to justify rejecting them in favor of blacks with much lower grades and SAT scores.

Just like Harvard once didn't want "too many" Jews on campus, it now doesn't want "too many" Asians.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2020 06:55 AM (k4dH2)

765 756 Drive-Through Strippers?

Do you order one from the menu? I'll take the saucy redhead for 15 minutes, and a side of fries.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 06:52 AM (FtO5h)

what you going do for the remaining 12 minutes share the fries

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 06:56 AM (JFO2v)

766 "Under no circumstances will I allow Donald Trump's troops to come to Chicago and terrorize our residents."

Speaking of Chicago, a funeral yesterday for a victim of a shooting turned into a wild shootout with 15 wounded, including 10 women. Gotta love the description about a black car driving by the funeral when the occupants opened fire.. Then, get this, the attendees pulled their guns and started firing back! Nice crowd, sounds like a rap concert.


And was Trump the driver or doing the shooting himself?

Posted by: Ripley at July 22, 2020 06:56 AM (MxEKc)

767 Cabins like that look cool, but as someone noted way up top, the tree roots will destroy that cabin. As weathered as it looks, they should have by now, which makes me wonder if some photo trickery was at work. My first thought was cool cabin but why? Worst spot ever, the roots will lift and shift it and come right up through the floor.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 06:56 AM (FtO5h)

768 Speaking of Chicago, a funeral yesterday for a victim of a shooting turned into a wild shootout with 15 wounded, including 10 women. Gotta love the description about a black car driving by the funeral when the occupants opened fire.. Then, get this, the attendees pulled their guns and started firing back! Nice crowd, sounds like a rap concert.


And was Trump the driver or doing the shooting himself?
Posted by: Ripley

Report says 60 shell casings were found

Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2020 06:57 AM (vd8XM)

769 Minimal Tatts - 12.50 extra
No Tatts - 25.00 extra

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 06:58 AM (FtO5h)

770 I don't know what this "stepped up" nonsense is other than Internet tough guy posturing. Normal people want to avoid confrontations if they can do so.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2020 06:58 AM (H5knJ)

771 Breaking: Houston police are responding to reports that documents are being burned in the courtyard of the Consulate General of China in Houston. There is a huge police and fire department presence at the scene,

https://twitter.com/PorterMedium/status/
1285760701555003393

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2020 06:59 AM (an7Mv)

772 "Under no circumstances will I allow Donald Trump's troops to come to Chicago and terrorize our residents."
_____________

Yeah, they don't need Trump to terrorize their residents, when they're already doing such an awesome job of that themselves.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2020 06:59 AM (k4dH2)

773 Just like Harvard once didn't want "too many" Jews on campus, it now doesn't want "too many" Asians.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2020 06:55 AM (k4dH2)

They took soi boi Hogg so manliness is no longer considered.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 06:59 AM (JFO2v)

774 It can be trie both that (a) the prosecution is bullshit; and (b) that they are/were foolish.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2020 06:52 AM (H5knJ)

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Absolutely. Here's the key for me, though. The dumbasses were on their property. The rioters were not.

FWIW, those dumbasses were probably a LOT more like America looks when facing that situation than we realize, and I think that's another reason I'm okay with them doing what they saw as appropriate when the rioters came on their property.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 22, 2020 07:00 AM (+qzAq)

775 All the dead needles on the roof are probably from squirrels eating the cones far above. If you stand under the giant ponderosa pines or blue spruces near my place, sometimes they'll rain cone sheddings down on you.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 07:00 AM (FtO5h)

776 Breaking: Houston police are responding to reports that documents are being burned in the courtyard of the Consulate General of China in Houston. There is a huge police and fire department presence at the scene,


Could be a mostly peaceful protest

Posted by: Bruce at July 22, 2020 07:00 AM (vd8XM)

777 Iggy Pop "Houston is Hot Tonight"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 07:02 AM (FtO5h)

778 771 Breaking: Houston police are responding to reports that documents are being burned in the courtyard of the Consulate General of China in Houston. There is a huge police and fire department presence at the scene,

https://twitter.com/PorterMedium/status/
1285760701555003393
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2020 06:59 AM (an7Mv)

They were using that to steal medical research from UTMB. About a year ago arrested family of 10 to 12 that were stealing private and state research.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 07:02 AM (JFO2v)

779 They took soi boi Hogg so manliness is no longer considered.
_______________

And he'd been turned down by multiple state schools, so they also overlooked his mediocre SAT scores and grades.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 22, 2020 07:02 AM (k4dH2)

780 Guy Smiley. Go see your mom.
My Dad died suddenly in March. We had planned to see him on his May birthday.
Go see your Mom

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at July 22, 2020 07:04 AM (PHxng)

781 I'm all for Chicago cleaning up their own trash.
So when is the mayor going to start?
The Thursday after never?

Posted by: Case at July 22, 2020 07:05 AM (tWAkG)

782 770 I don't know what this "stepped up" nonsense is other than Internet tough guy posturing. Normal people want to avoid confrontations if they can do so.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2020 06:58 AM (H5knJ)

Stepping up is a real thing. There are some times when you can't avoid confrontation. And there are also some times when you shouldn't avoid confrontation simply because someone is being an asshole towards you or someone else. Maybe you haven't been in a situation like that.

Posted by: jsg at July 22, 2020 07:06 AM (9mfyZ)

783 Is Chicago really asking Trump to discontinue federal funding to the city?

Wow. Good for you, Chicago.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 22, 2020 07:06 AM (+qzAq)

784
Mayor Lightfoot is the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald ? T'was a dark and stormy nite !

Posted by: Saf at July 22, 2020 07:06 AM (5IHGB)

785

Where's the CABIN BOY ?

Posted by: Saf at July 22, 2020 07:07 AM (5IHGB)

786 I wonder if the dumbasses saved a few lives that day, too. It certainly would've been a lot easier to take positions at entries and shoot the rioters as they confidently entered.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 22, 2020 07:07 AM (+qzAq)

787 They were using that to steal medical research from UTMB. About a year
ago arrested family of 10 to 12 that were stealing private and state
research.

There wasn't a link but a commenter at Insty's also said there was something involving a nearby military base.

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2020 07:09 AM (an7Mv)

788 The NBA's new 'Black Lives Matter' court paint and socially distanced bench chairs have been unveiled at Disney World in Orlando as the league prepares to restart its season next week.

its dead Jim

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 07:09 AM (JFO2v)

789 Places like Portland and Chicago will soon be using their police to protect their citizen rioters and arrest federal agents sent to protect proper and restore order. Not quite reality, yet. How crazy can these Dems get?

Posted by: Ripley at July 22, 2020 07:11 AM (MxEKc)

790 There wasn't a link but a commenter at Insty's also said there was something involving a nearby military base.
Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2020 07:09 AM (an7Mv)

here is the article from last year

https://tinyurl.com/y557w2dh

and later they found another 9 or 10

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 07:15 AM (JFO2v)

791 Uh huh. I can't help but notice that all the tough talk around here ends on the internet. Feel free to send Ace the press clippings of you stepping up. Just like the commenters who occasionally flirt with violence as a response to the left. Yet we never see them in the funny papers.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2020 07:16 AM (H5knJ)

792 789 Places like Portland and Chicago will soon be using their police to protect their citizen rioters and arrest federal agents sent to protect proper and restore order. Not quite reality, yet. How crazy can these Dems get?
Posted by: Ripley at July 22, 2020 07:11 AM (MxEKc)

Police have always favored criminals over victims.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 07:16 AM (JFO2v)

793 AARP to Seniors: We're Not Accountable to You

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 07:18 AM (JFO2v)

794 I personally hope none of the horde is ever faced with rioters threatening to kill them after they enter their property and terrify their family.

Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 22, 2020 07:18 AM (+qzAq)

795 Mayor Dykefoot

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 22, 2020 07:18 AM (FtO5h)

796 766

"Under no circumstances will I allow Donald Trump's troops to come to Chicago and terrorize our residents."

Speaking of Chicago, a funeral yesterday for a victim of a shooting turned into a wild shootout with 15 wounded, including 10 women. Gotta love the description about a black car driving by the funeral when the occupants opened fire.. Then, get this, the attendees pulled their guns and started firing back! Nice crowd, sounds like a rap concert.

Posted by: Ripley at July 22, 2020 06:56 AM

Talked to my brother last night. He said it was a gang funeral and shootings like this happen all the time at gang funerals. Just usually not this high a number of people shot.

Thankfully, he has a respite from his 2nd watch duty and has been on national guard duty the last few weeks. And will be there until August.

As he said, hopefully by then people will have their heads out of their asses.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 22, 2020 07:20 AM (Do5/p)

797 Mornin', folk,

Went to exercise in the foul hot poisoned jelly air of this alien climate. (Yeah, yeah, tell us how you *really* feel --) Today I have to go to Tar-zhay to renew my Rxs, and while that company says they're going to require masks as of 8/1, the state says you have to wear the damn things now. We'll see if they let me in.

Next week I have 2 Zoom wastes of time, one of which is the president of the university telling us how we're supposed to submit to the Flu Manchu Hysteria when we come back to work. This is gonna be a real party. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 22, 2020 07:21 AM (rpbg1)

798 Thank you, rhennigantx!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2020 07:21 AM (an7Mv)

799 nude

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 22, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)

800 Then, get this, the attendees pulled their guns and started firing back! Nice crowd, sounds like a rap concert.


They were good boys.

Posted by: Mayor Beetlejuice at July 22, 2020 07:24 AM (EgshT)

801 "As he said, hopefully by then people will have their heads out of their asses."



Fat chance.

Posted by: lowandslow at July 22, 2020 07:25 AM (4thlk)

802 791 Uh huh. I can't help but notice that all the tough talk around here ends on the internet. Feel free to send Ace the press clippings of you stepping up. Just like the commenters who occasionally flirt with violence as a response to the left. Yet we never see them in the funny papers.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2020 07:16 AM (H5knJ)

Now you're sounding stupid. All of it ends up in the papers, of course. But whatever. Keep not knowing what it means.

Posted by: jsg at July 22, 2020 07:25 AM (9mfyZ)

803 Black Balls Matter

Posted by: fly at July 22, 2020 07:25 AM (2M/TV)

804 MisHum, thanks for the picture of my dream home.

Now on to the daily dystopia of the workday...

Masks on my desk in case I actually have to work with a human.

Officewide local radio with most commercials and news breaks focused on COVID.

Oh well, on go my headphones and the blessing of the Lutheran Public Radio app and the peace of the Sacred Music channel.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at July 22, 2020 07:25 AM (0CeRG)

805 I could certainly grok that the McCloskey's weren't in their happy place that day.

Inoperable pistol and no ammo for the pew pew - that's gotta suck. Worse. Yeesh.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 22, 2020 07:31 AM (QJIMk)

806 No, I know. I'm stupid and cowardly. Well, we can't all be as smart and brave as fellas like you and ScoggDogt.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 22, 2020 07:32 AM (H5knJ)

807 I see the King's county executive (Seattle) will be closing all the prisons for young people, letting everyone go by 2025. Hurray for the young, now your free to destroy all you want.The financial district in NYC has had companies moving out for years, but now it's going to happen big time in the age of computers.

Posted by: Colin at July 22, 2020 07:33 AM (1BIQV)

808 tablet sign in

Posted by: andycanuck at July 22, 2020 08:05 AM (an7Mv)

809 "The David French School of Divinity and Hypocrisy"

As rephrased by Utopia's Everybody Else Is Wrong:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NR--Gu2CciY

Posted by: guinspen at July 22, 2020 10:38 AM (E/NkT)

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