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EMT 7/19/20
It's a heck of a feeling being the only person in a store not wearing a mask.
Felt like... Freedom.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: One of the quiet ones at July 19, 2020 07:11 AM (eG2J2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 07:11 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 19, 2020 07:11 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 07:11 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 19, 2020 07:12 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: Krusty at July 19, 2020 07:12 AM (AHgOy)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2020 07:13 AM (6f16T)
{i]The local "news" in its fawning coverage of John Lewis's death mentioned that he boycotted two presidential inaugurations. Let me guess: Reagan's and Trump's?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020
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I looked it up: He boycotted Trump, yes, but also GW Bush in 2001, saying he thought Bush was not the legitimate president.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 07:13 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:13 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:13 AM (mpXpK)
Maybe good news. A long-needed conservative movie studio is being created to counter far-left Hollywood.
https://tinyurl.com/y42jjgnt
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:14 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 07:14 AM (JFO2v)
https://tinyurl.com/y5gokhzc
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:14 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/yxaq6pyc
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:14 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 19, 2020 07:14 AM (JUOKG)
Felt like...
Freedom.
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I go into WM, wearing the damn thing, get my cart, and immediately pull the mask down so I can breathe. Nobody has said anything yet. Not even when I'm checking out.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 07:14 AM (rpbg1)
https://tinyurl.com/yy4dml5e
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:14 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/y4hxwk9u
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:15 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/yyhhq9xa
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:15 AM (mpXpK)
Did he state who he felt was actually the legitimate President?
The Left has been rejecting election results for twenty damn years.
Every time their candidate loses, it's screams of illegitimacy.
Every
Fcuking
Time
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 07:15 AM (3D/fK)
Isn't this treason?
https://tinyurl.com/y3kqgfze
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:15 AM (mpXpK)
All to combat non-existant Global Warming.
https://tinyurl.com/y2wet6n6
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:16 AM (mpXpK)
I can't figure out what the hell is going on anymore where i live. Go to Wal-Mart and maybe half are wearing face burkhas. Stop at 7-11, nobody wearing them, not even employees. Try to walk in Krogers or Trader Joe's without one and the now ubiquitous sidewalk rent-a-cops won't let you in.
I like the idea discussed on the ONT about deliberately weraing clearly useless masks as a protest. Guy in the video just wore one of the metal mesh coverings that paintballers and dirt-bikers use.
Still stunned that we've turned into a nation of sheep.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2020 07:16 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:16 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: TeeJ - a little bit Jesus, a little John Wayne at July 19, 2020 07:17 AM (EVeeU)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2020 07:18 AM (FtO5h)
She is talking about her neighbors but would love to tell her "Then Muslim 'grooming gang's start abducting your white female children and you can't say anything" but I'm not going anywhere near Discus.
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2020 07:18 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: clutch at July 19, 2020 07:18 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Colin at July 19, 2020 07:20 AM (WSEII)
I like the idea discussed on the ONT about deliberately weraing clearly useless masks as a protest. Guy in the video just wore one of the metal mesh coverings that paintballers and dirt-bikers use.
Still stunned that we've turned into a nation of sheep.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2020
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I'm buying one of those masks mentioned here which reads, "This Mask Is As Useless As Our Governor" (with an alternate, "Our Mayor"). I want to use some white ink to insert a "Y" in front of the "Our"; I've never belonged in this pesthole of a state and city, and have known it since I was a kid.
I may also pick up one of the mirrored full-face masks and make a point of using their self-checkout with the creepy cameras displaying your image right in your face.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 07:20 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2020 07:20 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 07:20 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:21 AM (mpXpK)
I need one of those governor ones. Fkin Polesmoker.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2020 07:21 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2020 07:22 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:21 AM (mpXpK)
Flags at half staff on government buildings in Louisiana. Because of course they are.
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at July 19, 2020 07:22 AM (eG2J2)
Other little known fact is that several major newspapers continued the (re) count and Bush picked up more votes than Tippers husband.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)
The BLM flag?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 07:23 AM (3D/fK)
The BLM flag?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 07:23 AM (3D/fK)
Not yet.
Posted by: One of the quiet ones at July 19, 2020 07:23 AM (eG2J2)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2020 07:23 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 19, 2020 07:24 AM (OWgiM)
Bet you can't guess who that was, and no, not Sen Kennedy, he was a lion.
Posted by: Colin at July 19, 2020 07:25 AM (WSEII)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2020 07:25 AM (fx1PU)
John Lewis: [gaze]
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2020 07:25 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Colin
But a hell of a date
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 07:26 AM (vd8XM)
*dry heaves*
Posted by: jsg at July 19, 2020 07:26 AM (4Qy2z)
Hogan is planning to run for President in '24.
And the only real thing he might be able to run on besides OrangeManBad is a successful State battle against the Wu-Flu.
And now Maryland's numbers are beginning to spike.
So do they jiggle them upwards to make Trump look bad, which weakens Hogan's argument that he was a crisis manager per excellent, or juggle them downward to protect Hogan's legacy?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 07:26 AM (3D/fK)
Went to the local liquor store yesterday afternoon. Had my mask on... my hand. The woman behind the counter did not have her mask over her face, but it was down around her neck. When I checked out I still had the mask on my hand, told her I was actually wearing one, they just didn't tell us where we had to wear it. She laughed... thought it's all basically stupid.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2020 07:27 AM (3H9h1)
https://youtu.be/5FecRlVIyNY
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2020 07:27 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2020 07:27 AM (6f16T)
bad, which weakens Hogan's argument that he was a crisis manager per
excellent, or juggle them downward to protect Hogan's legacy?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 07:26 AM (3D/fK)
They have been doctoring the numbers since day one.
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:28 AM (mpXpK)
Latetss example is STEM and using it as a verb . I've been seeing "Do you STEM?" and "We STEM at this school!"
So now instead of referring to professions where rigorous study and use of math and science is required, it now means individuals of certain groups would be pushed into careers they may not be suited for.
Most likely this will mean lots more aviation disasters and bridges falling. But all groups are represented in STEM professions so it will be OK.
Posted by: Ripley at July 19, 2020 07:28 AM (sGobE)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 19, 2020 07:29 AM (4Qy2z)
Posted by: Zeera at July 19, 2020 07:30 AM (zUdXR)
May you have a most excellent day
Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2020 07:30 AM (WIRy8)
Posted by: No one at July 19, 2020 07:30 AM (LTStO)
Are you paying attention Ruthie?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2020 07:30 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2020 07:23 AM (6f16T)
Skip
In Texas most major did the opposite of NY. They made people leaving home for any hospital stay remain outside for 14 days. Also had anyone leaving building go to in room quarantine. We had several outbreaks but UTMB and Baylor sent in teams.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 07:31 AM (JFO2v)
Most likely this will mean lots more aviation disasters and bridges falling. But all groups are represented in STEM professions so it will be OK.
Posted by: Ripley
That will be a problem. A lot of people have an interest in some of STEM. It's difficult to become an expert in STEM.
And if they are going to give free passes to those that fit certain criteria....
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 07:31 AM (vd8XM)
All these damn sheep walking around with filthy Petri-dishes on their mugs thinking their Magical Masks and Six-Foot Shields of Invincibility are going to make them immortal. It's like living in some bizzarro Facist Dungeons and Dragons nightmare.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2020 07:31 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2020 07:31 AM (fx1PU)
Isn't this treason?
https://tinyurl.com/y3kqgfze
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:15 AM (mpXpK)
Obama said the same thing!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 07:32 AM (JFO2v)
https://youtu.be/5FecRlVIyNY
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2020 07:27 AM (fx1PU)
Is that the modern version of Geisha girls?
Posted by: Colin at July 19, 2020 07:32 AM (WSEII)
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Hahaha
So the left is outright admitting that schools don't adequately teach basic subjects.
Way to go, Democrats.
Posted by: No one at July 19, 2020 07:32 AM (LTStO)
Isn't this treason?
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As a non profit, I was under the impression that political anything wasn't allowed.
Yoo hoo, IRS and other alphabet agencies...
Posted by: No one at July 19, 2020 07:33 AM (LTStO)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2020
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I plan to drive up Hwy. 90 this am to go to the Dollar Tree about a half hour away. There's no point in re: masks, as that parish has knuckled under to the guvnor's mandate as well. It's just a good run for the car and a chance to get away from the city proper for a while.
I doubt, though, that my experience will be as pleasant as yours.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 07:34 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2020 07:34 AM (fx1PU)
And if they are going to give free passes to those that fit certain criteria....
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GOING to?
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Posted by: No one at July 19, 2020 07:34 AM (LTStO)
Posted by: clutch at July 19, 2020 07:34 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Ripley at July 19, 2020 07:34 AM (sGobE)
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:34 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: clutch at July 19, 2020 07:36 AM (9UmRs)
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Sadly it's the George "Great Man and Father" Floyd phenomenon.
Don't think too much about Lewis being a representative.
Posted by: No one at July 19, 2020 07:36 AM (LTStO)
https://youtu.be/5FecRlVIyNY
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2020
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Pretty Korean girls are the best . . . but I didn't see a single mask. Ain't complainin'.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 07:37 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2020 07:37 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Aud at July 19, 2020 07:37 AM (uBywd)
Posted by: jsg at July 19, 2020 07:38 AM (4Qy2z)
Posted by: Colin at July 19, 2020 07:38 AM (WSEII)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2020 07:39 AM (FtO5h)
My area, at least, doesn't require masks on people under 10 years old.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2020 07:39 AM (oVJmc)
Way to go, Democrats.
Posted by: No one
Just like the companies that are now telling you how they are going to be more inclusive and listening and having more meetings about being inclusive and giving money to groups that have "black" in the title.
So you were a bunch of racists before? Why were the alphabet agencies not investigating your racism before?
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 07:39 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 07:39 AM (3D/fK)
ATB - Allergic To Bullshit
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 19, 2020 07:40 AM (cknjq)
Fuck You Andy!!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 07:40 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: clutch
Maybe she's a rescue and you can adopt?
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 07:40 AM (vd8XM)
https://tinyurl.com/y42jjgnt
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:14 AM (mpXpK)
There once was a studio, Relativity Media, that survived from 2005 to 2015 before declaring bankruptcy. It produced movies like Act Of Valor -- movies of a conservative/pro American bent.
I bought a couple of tics from their showings just to try and support their viewpoint. And I almost NEVER go to the movies.
But it wasn't enough. And so it goes. Slightly modified, there is the movie Support Your Local Conservative; if you want more of something, subsidize it. ie, buycott it.
Posted by: GnuBreed - Z4rgH at July 19, 2020 07:40 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2020 07:39 AM
Hurry up and get over here before the deputies haul her away.
Posted by: clutch at July 19, 2020 07:41 AM (9UmRs)
Feds in Portland are taking folk for helicopter rides?
If not....start the rumor anyhow.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 07:41 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Colin at July 19, 2020 07:25 AM (WSEII)
Mated at will and killed wantonly
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 07:41 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: clutch at July 19, 2020 07:41 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 07:42 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: clutch
There you go. Your paperwork is on file. Should be easy enough
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 07:42 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 07:42 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2020 07:43 AM (WIRy8)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 07:44 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2020
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It would take me almost 2 hours to drive to the Miss. Gulf Coast and 2 hours back. The county just the other side of the state line is not on their governor's list for a mask mandate, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 07:46 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: klaftern at July 19, 2020 07:46 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2020 07:47 AM (ZLI7S)
She has a nice figure, she had that pink sheet wrapped tightly around her.
I hope she gets the help she needs, we have a pretty bad heroin problem here.
Posted by: clutch at July 19, 2020 07:47 AM (9UmRs)
In my case, Cheyenne is 45 minutes away and things are pretty normal in WY. Going to be spending a lot of time up there. Maybe permanently.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2020 07:48 AM (FtO5h)
I was not even aware that he was sick.
How many other government leaders do we have on death's doorstep that we don't know about.
Besides TBG, of course.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 07:49 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 07:49 AM (3D/fK)
ATB - Allergic To Bullshit
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 19, 2020
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I've tried the medical exemption route. Even though the Jeff Parish and state mandates have that language in there, all the gatekeepers know is what they've been told. "Sir, you gots ta wear a mask."
The parish cop at the Boutte Walmart was the same. He admitted as I left that he'd read the order and saw the language. But nobody is honoring it.
A case for the ACLU if there ever was one. Ha.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 07:49 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2020 07:49 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 07:46 AM (rpbg1)
C'mon over, we ain't totes crazy yet. And our gubner is refusing to impose mandatory maskings, and our schools WILL reopen in the fall.
Besides, I will buy you a beverage of choice.
Posted by: GnuBreed - Z4rgH at July 19, 2020 07:49 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 19, 2020 07:50 AM (Dc2NZ)
All kidding aside, prayers for her, and others fighting those demons.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 07:50 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Colin at July 19, 2020 07:25 AM (WSEII)
Mated at will and killed wantonly
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020
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Did he ever bump off any other senator's kids? Male lions do that when they take over a pride.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 07:51 AM (rpbg1)
You weren't still wearing your birthday hat, were you?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 07:52 AM (3D/fK)
Fauci is an idiot.
Anthony Fauci praises New York's coronavirus response: 'They did it correctly'
https://tinyurl.com/y4prb7eo
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:54 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: No at July 19, 2020 07:54 AM (yJJc9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 07:46 AM (rpbg1)
C'mon over, we ain't totes crazy yet. And our gubner is refusing to impose mandatory maskings, and our schools WILL reopen in the fall.
Besides, I will buy you a beverage of choice.
Posted by: GnuBreed - Z4rgH at July 19, 2020
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I love going to the Gulf Coast when the weather is tolerable. Say, December and January. I was last out there in late 2013, and practically everything I recall in Waveland from pre-Katrina days was gone.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 07:55 AM (rpbg1)
The liquor store I mentioned above is about 4 miles from my house. Mask compliance in my little community is less than 5%. Mostly worn by the local pandemic porn purveyors.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 19, 2020 07:55 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 19, 2020 07:55 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2020 07:56 AM (ZLI7S)
That seems to be the case everywhere. The "medical exemption" BS was just another lie like "Two weeks to slow the spread" and all the other lies.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2020 07:56 AM (FtO5h)
Great! Now do "comfort animals"
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 07:57 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2020 07:58 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2020 07:58 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger
Yeah they are!
Oh, you didn't mean it that way, did you?
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:00 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 07:55 AM (rpbg1)
Where are ya, Shrivelport? Jeez. The forecast here from June to August is 90+ degrees, and a chance of rain or occasional hurricane.
I played 27+ holes of golf on Friday. The heat index at the end was around 110. Meh. I survived.
Posted by: GnuBreed - Z4rgH at July 19, 2020 08:00 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:00 AM (vd8XM)
I knew it as soon as I posted it
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2020 08:01 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger
I wear it into the stores, then drop it to half mask. Otherwise in 5 minutes it's like I'm trying to breathe underwater
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:01 AM (vd8XM)
https://tinyurl.com/y7zcmyf5
Posted by: Ian S. at July 19, 2020 08:01 AM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 07:52 AM (3D/fK)
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Nah, I stuck that on a hobo.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 19, 2020 08:02 AM (Dc2NZ)
newspapers continued the (re) count and Bush picked up more votes than
Tippers husband.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)
That's not all. Most people do not know this, but following the election, Florida was descended upon by every "civil rights", government and otherwise, organization in the country, as well as every media organization on the planet, all looking for that "voter suppression", "stolen votes", etc, ad nauseam.So there they were, digging through everything about the FL vote. Then....nothing. You never heard another word.And all those government flunkies, propaganda ministry (a.k.a. the "news media"), etc made like the Arab and slipped silently away in the night, without a word.Why? Because there was nothing to find. No one was prevented from voting, and Bush had won the election in that state, period, end of story.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at July 19, 2020 08:02 AM (p0pYQ)
Posted by: Colin at July 19, 2020 08:02 AM (WSEII)
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 19, 2020 08:02 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:01 AM (vd8XM)
I always drop it below my nose. Otherwise, who can breathe?
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2020 08:02 AM (lwiT4)
I'm hoping there is some sanity at establishments
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:03 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 19, 2020 08:03 AM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2020 08:03 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2020 07:58 AM (lwiT4)
A gun store near here has signs up that say, roughly: "We need to be able to give clear, commanding verbal instruction at any time, for the safety of customers and employees. This is not possible while wearing a mask. Therefore, we choose not to wear them, for your safety. Also, if you have allergies or anything, don't feel obligated to wear one."
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2020 08:03 AM (t+qrx)
I'm hoping there is some sanity at establishments
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:03 AM (vd8XM)
That sounds like fun Bruce! Yeah, I think you'll be fine.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2020 08:04 AM (lwiT4)
Hangs nicely around the neck when not needed.
Light enough fabric, with a loose hanging bottom to make breathing easy.
Not effective at all for stopping the spread of the virus.
But that never truly was the intent of the mask requirements anyhow.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 08:04 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: CN at July 19, 2020 08:05 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 19, 2020 08:06 AM (fx1PU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 19, 2020 08:02 AM (Dc2NZ)
Aw, that's gotta be the happiest hobo right now. Until the cops review the security videos from last night and start looking for someone wearing that hat.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 19, 2020 08:06 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:07 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Fortcoins at July 19, 2020 08:07 AM (nV60k)
Cause it seems that if one wanted to infect and defeat a walled castle, an effective way was to get diseased corpses into the courtyard.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 08:07 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Colin at July 19, 2020 08:08 AM (WSEII)
Posted by: Fortcoins
For some reason that makes you a science denier
Weird isn't it?
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:08 AM (vd8XM)
Been waking up way earlier than usual as I am starting to get seriously anxious about my move. 10 days! Feels very strange.
I am glad to be leaving though. None of my so called friends have reached out to see if I needed any help or even offered moral support. The main reason I think is that they are still afraid to go outside.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 19, 2020 08:08 AM (+mn3h)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 07:55 AM (rpbg1)
Destin in Late Sept and Oct awesome. April and first half of May Glorious!
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 08:08 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 08:09 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 08:09 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 08:10 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 19, 2020 08:08 AM (+mn3h)
I'm moving in 9 days! It's so nerve-wracking!
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2020 08:10 AM (lwiT4)
That seems to be the case everywhere. The "medical exemption" BS was just another lie like "Two weeks to slow the spread" and all the other lies.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 19, 2020 07:56 AM (FtO5h)
Yes, I think this is another win for the liberal lawyers:
1. They put HIPAA compliant language in the official state executive order, i.e., here's what we officially said!
b. They then strongly told businesses run by mere citizens, that "You do understand that a "process" crime can tie your ass up in court for decades, right?"
III. The lawyers and the state win, end of discussion.
D. Citizens submit, because they need to feed their families, all the while the Establishment quietly plots their next abuse of power in the background!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 19, 2020 08:10 AM (eTZoJ)
We are way off the beaten path, not sure how she got here...
Posted by: clutch at July 19, 2020 08:11 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Sharon
Our family reunion was canceled this month for that reason. Most of us are older than 65, and half are afraid of catching the Krud...and all but me live in Wisconsin
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:11 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 19, 2020 08:12 AM (+mn3h)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 08:07 AM (3D/fK)
The old ways are best!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 19, 2020 08:12 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: clutch
You're not putting out bait are you?
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:12 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Dan K. at July 19, 2020 08:13 AM (jFfSK)
Cause it seems that if one wanted to infect and defeat a walled castle, an effective way was to get diseased corpses into the courtyard.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 08:07 AM (3D/fK)
I wish someone would ask that question exactly that way. But who?
Posted by: m at July 19, 2020 08:13 AM (Iqg+g)
I'm almost done with them too. Already wrote off the NFL and NBA
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 19, 2020 08:13 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 19, 2020 08:12 AM (+mn3h)
We are moving back to Kenosha, where my son and daughter and their families are. I lived there for 20 years, and with my health issues and Rev doing the semi-retirement thing, we thought it best to go back 'home'. I will miss it here.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2020 08:14 AM (lwiT4)
And how will they be able to spit every 3 seconds?
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:14 AM (vd8XM)
https://tinyurl.com/y4hxwk9u
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:15 AM (mpXpK)
Sadly, for this to make a difference, the Senate GOP, and especially the Turtle, would have to have spine transplants!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 19, 2020 08:14 AM (eTZoJ)
*********
"Bring forth the Holy Coronapult™ of Antioch!!"
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2020 08:14 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 08:15 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:15 AM (vd8XM)
Which means that if any Karns start to get too close to me, I can tell them to stay the fcuk beyond the six foot mark, and everything will be fine.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 08:16 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 08:15 AM (mpXpK)
Oh geez Vic, I'm sorry to hear that.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2020 08:16 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Vic
Best to call them.
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:16 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Colin at July 19, 2020 08:17 AM (WSEII)
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 08:15 AM (mpXpK)
Damn Vic. Didn't know about this because its none of my business obviously. Good luck going forward.
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 19, 2020 08:17 AM (cknjq)
Wasn't aware of familial issues in the Vic household.
I'm sorry.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 08:17 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 08:15 AM (mpXpK)
Check with the lawyer's office. And...well, fuck. I'm sorry man.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 19, 2020 08:18 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 19, 2020 08:18 AM (+mn3h)
https://tinyurl.com/y3kqgfze
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:15 AM (mpXpK)
Not if you are doing it for the greater good!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 19, 2020 08:18 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: weirdflunky at July 19, 2020 08:17 AM (cknjq)
I put up a post about it several weeks ago.
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 08:18 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 07:55 AM (rpbg1)
Where are ya, Shrivelport? Jeez. The forecast here from June to August is 90+ degrees, and a chance of rain or occasional hurricane.
I played 27+ holes of golf on Friday. The heat index at the end was around 110. Meh. I survived.
Posted by: GnuBreed - Z4rgH at July 19, 2020
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No, I'm in the Pesthole of Pestholes, N.O. And I wish we'd have 90+ *only* from June to August. Nowadays the hot humid stuff starts in March-April and runs (if we're lucky) to after Thanksgiving. I've known plenty of Christmas Days when Frosty was sitting there sweating like everybody else.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 08:19 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Jamaica NYC at July 19, 2020 08:19 AM (4vNgL)
Here we are getting to "we pretend to obey the mask mandate, and the gov't pretends to enforce it."
All in all has a very Soviet feel to the whole situation.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2020 08:20 AM (Fc5rx)
Carry a mask under your hat just in case.
Hope all goes well for you in a tough situation!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 19, 2020 08:20 AM (eTZoJ)
It can always get worse.
Imagine transgendered cheerleaders.
Five o'clock shadows and beaver shots in the wide screen close-ups.
All in glorious 4k High Definition in your living room.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 08:20 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 19, 2020 08:21 AM (sGotD)
I've been mask free at WM, but will be wearing my netted field hat going forward. It covers my face completely.
Posted by: lizabth at July 19, 2020 08:22 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:22 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 19, 2020 08:21 AM (sGotD)
I agree with you on that.
Posted by: m at July 19, 2020 08:22 AM (Iqg+g)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 08:23 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: lizabth at July 19, 2020 08:23 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at July 19, 2020 08:23 AM (alrWI)
Posted by: lizabth
Like mosquito netting?
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:23 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 08:15 AM (mpXpK)
just bring your checkbook thats all you need
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 08:23 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: lizabth at July 19, 2020 08:23 AM (L3Rsz)
Oh crud.
First and foremost, grammie, please hang on to my meat space addy and send me a short note once you get settled in. Have package to send. Post move would give you one less thing to move.
Second, do not get a gun safe with electronic lock.
Mechanical, preferably S&G 6730.
And Do Not spin the dial on any safe.
Hold with finger tips and turn.
That's 10 yrs of lock/safe work speaking.
Posted by: TeeJ - a little bit Jesus, a little John Wayne at July 19, 2020 08:23 AM (EVeeU)
I Won't Be In Tomorrow, Boss - a limerick
There once was a barmaid named Mona
Who worked at a club in Sedona
She went up the stair
To see what was there
And came down with a case of Corona
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2020 08:23 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2020
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Grammie, as I'd mentioned before, I'm considering moving to Wisconsin. What's Kenosha like? Or maybe I should say, what was it like before CoronaPanic?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 08:24 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: lizabth at July 19, 2020 08:24 AM (L3Rsz)
continuing a violent weekend that left three people dead and five
injured.
Okay, other than that, peaceful.
Posted by: Colin at July 19, 2020 08:24 AM (WSEII)
Posted by: lizabth
I will look into that, just to be a PITA at stores
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:25 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: never really caught on at July 19, 2020 08:25 AM (Tnijr)
The local sports radio guys are thrilled aboutCam Newton coming to the Pats. They finally have something to talk about other than the basketball primadonnas that no one cares about whining about "the bubble" in Florida.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 19, 2020 08:25 AM (+mn3h)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 19, 2020 08:25 AM (dUJdY)
Outstanding.
Maybe one of these next?
Cause we have at least ten of them laying around here.
https://tinyurl.com/y5l5yxhv
Or maybe a catchers mask from MLB.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 08:26 AM (3D/fK)
>>Here we are getting to "we pretend to obey the mask mandate, and the gov't pretends to enforce it."
>>All in all has a very Soviet feel to the whole situation.
I drove by the town beach yesterday and it was packed. At least 60 - 70 boats moored just offshore and not a mask in sight. Same with the state park. There is no sign of anything unusual.
And then you head downtown and people wearing masks to go into stores and then immediately remove them. Meanwhile we have one of the lowest infection rates in the state at less than 3% and falling.
It's time to get on with things.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2020 08:26 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: lizabth at July 19, 2020 08:26 AM (L3Rsz)
Thanks for the gun safe advice, TeeJ - and just your smiling posts are gift enough!
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2020 08:26 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: klaftern at July 19, 2020 08:27 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: lizabth at July 19, 2020 08:27 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: never really caught
Just for that, ANOTHER MONTH of mask Mister Smartypants
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:28 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: lizabth
HA!!
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:28 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: The Left at July 19, 2020 08:29 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: A Scold of Soviet Karens at July 19, 2020 08:29 AM (EgshT)
moving to Wisconsin. What's Kenosha like? Or maybe I should say, what
was it like before CoronaPanic?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 08:24 AM (rpbg1)
Kenosha is big. About 100,000 people I think. Lots of traffic. On Lake Michigan though. Overall, would not recommend unless you like living on top of your neighbor. There are some very nice neighborhoods, but on the whole it is one of the more urban areas of Wisconsin. But my kids each live on three acres there so I have nice places to hang out.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2020 08:29 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 08:30 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 08:23 AM (JFO2v)
I have allready paid him $5000. He wanted that up front. But he did say if we had to go to court he would need more.
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 08:30 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2020 08:31 AM (Tnijr)
newspapers continued the (re) count and Bush picked up more votes than
Tippers husband.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)
That's
not all. Most people do not know this, but following the election,
Florida was descended upon by every "civil rights", government and
otherwise, organization in the country, as well as every media
organization on the planet, all looking for that "voter suppression",
"stolen votes", etc, ad nauseam.So there they were, digging through
everything about the FL vote. Then....nothing. You never heard another
word.And all those government flunkies, propaganda ministry (a.k.a. the
"news media"), etc made like the Arab and slipped silently away in the
night, without a word.Why? Because there was nothing to find. No one was
prevented from voting, and Bush had won the election in that state,
period, end of story.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at July 19, 2020 08:02 AM
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Another over looked fact from that election, gore would have been elected President if he had won his home State of Tennessee, but he lost it.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 19, 2020 08:31 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: freaked
Especially the ones that wear them all the time. It looks like they cleaned the bathtub with them first
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:31 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2020 08:32 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2020
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I'm intrigued by Appleton, which seems to have about 75K people. If this Mask Kabuki ever ends, maybe I can hop a plane and actually have a look at it and the area around Lake Winnebago.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 08:34 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: klaftern at July 19, 2020 08:27 AM (RuIsu)
Comrade, I don't see the problem, we get rid of Trump AND we get to a true socialist economy much faster than by normal means, besides so many citizens are overweight.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 19, 2020 08:34 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: iandeal at July 19, 2020 08:34 AM (ohqkV)
Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2020 08:35 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 19, 2020 08:35 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 08:34 AM (rpbg1)
Lake Winnebago is nice.
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2020 08:35 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 19, 2020 08:35 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: a r a b e l l s at July 19, 2020 08:36 AM (ONvIw)
But, but, but, grammie,,, it's MUSIC!!
And didn't cost me a dime. Wouldn't take my money.
You see,,, I know people.
Posted by: TeeJ - a little bit Jesus, a little John Wayne at July 19, 2020 08:36 AM (EVeeU)
Posted by: grammie winger
Beware if there is a strong breeze/wind coming from the west/south. It's a big lake and the waves get kicking
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:37 AM (vd8XM)
Protesters broke into a building, set it on fire and started dumpster fires late Saturday night in Oregon's largest city, police said, as demonstrations that have been taking place since the death of George Floyd intensified for another night in Portland.The fire at the Portland Police Association building was put out a short time later, Portland police said on Twitter.
How could anyone call these ever so peaceful protests a riot? Why burning down buildings, destruction of property and violence is as peaceful as you can get.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2020 08:37 AM (WuUfi)
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2020 08:38 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Today they are scheduled to drown kittens and throw puppies from roofs to peacefully protest George Ployd..Roid?...Moid?....something like that
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:39 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2020 08:40 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2020 08:37 AM (WuUfi)
The only real problem, and it is a minor one, is the contribution to global warming from the CO2 emissions from the burning buildings!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 19, 2020 08:41 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Picric at July 19, 2020 08:41 AM (nonGu)
You'd have True North "Waiting for Angels" (put that in utube search box and pick live at Liberty Hall one) on an actual cd.
And so much more.
Posted by: TeeJ - a little bit Jesus, a little John Wayne at July 19, 2020 08:41 AM (EVeeU)
On Friday night while peaceful protesters were peacefully attacking police and trying to peacefully tear down a Columbus statue peaceful looters peacefully ransacked stores on Michigan Ave. In response Mayor Leftfoot tweeted that anyone who was mistreated or hurt by the police should immediately file a complaint so they can go after the officers.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2020 08:41 AM (WuUfi)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2020 08:41 AM (6f16T)
fires late Saturday night in Oregon's largest city, police said
Arson lands a normal person in the hoosegow for a good chunk of their life, yet these miscreants will most likely get away with this. Interesting times, indeed.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 19, 2020 08:42 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 19, 2020 08:42 AM (oVJmc)
*scampers off to YouTube*
Posted by: grammie winger at July 19, 2020 08:42 AM (lwiT4)
moving to Wisconsin. What's Kenosha like? Or maybe I should say, what
was it like before CoronaPanic?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 08:24 AM (rpbg1)
The question is whether you need to work or not. I would love to move to Sturgeon Bay in Door County, but I need a job and there aren't many there. So I'm looking at Green Bay, even though it's bigger than I like. I have a cottage to stay at on the Bay and could commute to either Sturgeon Bay or Green Bay but there's the little matter of snow and having to get our of my driveway and country lane in the winter. My sister's neighbor very kindly snowplows her driveway, but he's retired and does it when he does it. I can't expect him to do it at 5 am so I can go to work.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 19, 2020 08:43 AM (HabA/)
I'm a ( smaller font, right on the nose)
TRUMP ( 1-1/2" all caps, across mouth)
Deplorable (back to smaller, across chin)
I eyeball everyone, seeking eye contact. If I spot a Karen signaling hate, I give it back and pull it under my nose.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 19, 2020 08:43 AM (4ZE6o)
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 19, 2020 08:43 AM (Z+IKu)
And then you head downtown and people wearing masks to go into stores and then immediately remove them.
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Same here except they've started to limit the number of people on the beach. A bit of Irish democracy.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 19, 2020 08:43 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: a r a b e l l s at July 19, 2020 08:45 AM (ONvIw)
Excellent Picric! I'm glad your family got to what sounds like a real old style Scouting experience.
Also, most BSA mess hall chow is awful so the troop cooking for themselves is just great.
Posted by: freaked at July 19, 2020 08:45 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:23 AM (vd8XM)
I made a mask out of a chum bag (new one). Knit mesh with holes about 1/4" in diameter. Only problem has been at the Dr. I have had a few disdainful stares at Wally World but I just grin at them. They can see the grin through the mesh.
Posted by: Agitator at July 19, 2020 08:46 AM (y/e6R)
Posted by: a r a b e l l s at July 19, 2020 08:46 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: freaked
Tonight...Beanies and weenies.
Tomorrow... Weenies and beanies
And much happiness was had
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:47 AM (vd8XM)
We had a limit until a week ago. People were violating it right and left. Now it's pretty much business as usual.
I was over at the marina this morning to go fishing, damn fog, and not a mask in sight anywhere. If we want to build herd immunity we need to start getting back to normal, sooner rather than later.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2020 08:47 AM (ZLI7S)
@227 - Thank you
The music you and I grew up with and love heavily influenced Gary's writing.
He'll make ya sad, make ya smile and make ya dance.
I'm out and it's a day ending in Y so...
Love each other fellow babies
Posted by: TeeJ - a little bit Jesus, a little John Wayne at July 19, 2020 08:48 AM (EVeeU)
I'm in Greenwich Village. The GF and I both had Covid in March (it was no big deal), and now we both have tested and confirmed antibodies. I never wear a mask outside. Most of the time I don't even have one in my pocket.
My office is in mid-town, and I ride the subway there and back every single day, maskless. Occasionally there are a few cops at 57th street which is my office stop. I always smile and wave, or say good morning if they're close enough. They smile and wave back. NYC police have bigger things to worry about right now than making sure all the middle aged white guys are Karen-compliant, and if you're obviously just going about your business, they have never been much inclined to enforce the stupider local regs. In NYC all things are mandatory or forbidden, but individually, the cops just want the day to go by without incident. They don't go looking for trouble. I'd say 4 of 5 are usually maskless themselves.
Since I'm immune (for now at least) I live my life maskless all the time without any real feelings at all about it. I have nothing to prove, and I don't look down on anyone who for their own reasons feels compelled to wear the mask. That's their business. I don't know their circumstance any better than they know mine so I don't judge. In other words I don't see it as a political statement, as much as an expression of my unwillingness to participate in a lie. I don't need it for my sake or anyone else's, so I'm not wearing it. That's that.
People do get upset on the street now and again but I'm tall, fit, and have the bearing of someone accustomed to giving orders rather than taking them. Apart from the occasional finger wag from the elderly during a dog walk, it's very rare for me to get any comment at all. I think I've had only three of four since the end of the riots.
I view "the store" as a slightly different matter. It's a private institution, and while the local and state governments lack the resources to push their vision on the general public, they very much do have the resources to punish businesses that defy them, and are doing so with totalitarian glee. I have no desire to put their licenses, permits, and inevitably businesses at risk by accommodating my special circumstance so I'll wear one for a few minutes for their sake.
I suppose this means that at some level I'm a hypocrite. Even though I can neither catch Covid, nor transmit Covid, I'm participating in the healthcare theater that is being pushed down on us from above. But in my mind 'good manners' should come into play somewhere. And though all the businesses here try to enforce the rule (what choice do they have really) I don't really know if they do so out of fear of the illness, fear of the government, or fear of the Karens. Two of three of those fears seem perfectly rational to me, so I don't want to add to their troubles.
Posted by: Tom at July 19, 2020 08:48 AM (s0h8C)
Posted by: Colin at July 19, 2020 08:48 AM (WSEII)
Posted by: Agitator
That should work too! It'll provide as much stopping power to a virus as anything else out there
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:48 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: a r a b e l l s at July 19, 2020 08:48 AM (ONvIw)
Got a couple cross looks in rural Texas yesterday - going out of the TSC - by a couple locals pissed that they were masking and I wasn't. I think it was the "if I gotta', you gotta'" mentality.
One made a point of doing a stare. I gave it right back. Thought we might be going to fist city.
Oh well. I figure its coming sooner or later.
Posted by: No Thanks at July 19, 2020 08:50 AM (y1gYQ)
Seeing the same thing here. I just chuckle and shake my head.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 19, 2020 08:50 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Saf at July 19, 2020 08:53 AM (5IHGB)
Five o'clock shadows and beaver shots in the wide screen close-ups.
All in glorious 4k High Definition in your living room.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 08:20 AM (3D/fK)
And to think, I used to like you.
May Hillary cunnilingus dreams haunt you.
Posted by: GnuBreed - Z4rgH at July 19, 2020 08:53 AM (Z4rgH)
Oh well. I figure its coming sooner or later.
Posted by: No Thanks at July 19, 2020 08:50 AM (y1gYQ)
If you don't wanna go to fist city
You better detour around my town
'Cause I'll grab you by the hair a the head
And I'll lift you off the ground.....
Posted by: Loretta Lynn at July 19, 2020 08:53 AM (Z+IKu)
I'm still waiting for the peer reviewed studies that factually show masks stop the beer virus because science or something...
Posted by: Fortcoins at July 19, 2020 08:07 AM
Article I read on Michigan Governor Whitmer's mask mandate stated that she was using some German study that stated "mask wearing decreases transmission of COVID-19 by 40%".
Funny that no one bothered to follow-up asking her by how much does sending COVID-19 patients to nursing homes decrease transmission of the virus. And what study did she use to make that decision.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 19, 2020 08:54 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 19, 2020 08:31 AM (JUOKG)
The Tennessee GOP must be the nation's worst. It was a big MAGA state but the party nominates dogshit like Corker and Alexander for the Senate until they leave on their own.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 19, 2020 08:54 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 19, 2020 08:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bruce at July 19, 2020 08:54 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Hunter Biden, Emoluments 'R Us! at July 19, 2020 08:55 AM (Ndje9)
Before the aggressive language and action from federal officials, the unrest had frustrated
Mayor Ted Wheeler and other local authorities, who had said a small
cadre of violent activists were drowning out the message of peaceful
protesters in the city. But Wheeler said the federal presence in the
city is now exacerbating a tense situation and he has told them to
depart.
"Keep your troops in your own buildings, or have them leave our city," Wheeler said Friday.
Oh it's just small cadres. Funny how it's all we seem to see.
Oregon
Attorney General Ellen Rosenblum late Friday sued Homeland Security and
the Marshals Service in federal court. The complaint said unidentified
federal agents have grabbed people off Portland's streets "without
warning or explanation, without a warrant, and without providing any way
to determine who is directing this action."
How dare they arrest rioters and arsonists! Let the peaceful darlings run free because OrangeManBad
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2020 08:55 AM (WuUfi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 19, 2020 08:55 AM (NWiLs)
Seeing the same thing here. I just chuckle and shake my head.''
I noticed discarded plastic gloves all over my grocery parking lot. My husband said they're the new used ''condoms"
Posted by: Tuna at July 19, 2020 08:56 AM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2020 08:56 AM (6f16T)
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Well said, Tom. I too wear a mask in stores because we are supposed to and I don't want them to get shut down. I don't think it helps anything but as you say, politeness enters into it. I'm a big believer in respecting people's ability to make their own decisions.
Also, you are not a hypocrite.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2020 08:57 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 08:57 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2020 08:57 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2020 08:47 AM (ZLI7S)
Jack, for once it looks like you don't understand the purpose of this little exercise of der Staat's power!
/s
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 19, 2020 08:57 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2020 08:47 AM (ZLI7S)
Jack, for once it looks like you don't understand the purpose of this little exercise of der Staat's power!
/s
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 19, 2020 08:57 AM (eTZoJ)
Like I said - public health has fuckall to do with this, except as pretext.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 19, 2020 08:58 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 08:57 AM (3D/fK)
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Okay, consider yourself told!
I have no idea if it's true, but I aim to please.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2020 08:58 AM (/669Q)
power. After about the third week or so it started becoming clear than
public health had fuckall to do with it.
I totally agree. Why that hasn't become painfully obvious by now to most people is beyond me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 19, 2020 08:59 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: klaftern
Just elect Democrats, Comrade, and the beatings will stop!
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2020 08:59 AM (EvEqP)
Endeavor to perspire -- yeah, another hot one today.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 19, 2020 09:00 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2020 08:57 AM (6f16T)
But it was really peaceful rioting, looting and arson before the Feds got there
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2020 09:00 AM (WuUfi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 19, 2020 09:00 AM (eTZoJ)
power. After about the third week or so it started becoming clear than
public health had fuckall to do with it.
I totally agree. Why that hasn't become painfully obvious by now to most people is beyond me.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 19, 2020 08:59 AM (EgshT)
I simply refer you to my recently adopted mantra: people are stupid and should be beaten with a tire iron.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 19, 2020 09:00 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2020 09:01 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 09:01 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Nothing like watching virtue signaling blow up in one's face. I knew nothing of Lady Antebellum before this kerfuffle except the female in the band is kind of cute.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2020 09:01 AM (EvEqP)
\
Frankly, when Insom and I agree, I find it rather scary!
/s
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 19, 2020 09:00 AM (eTZoJ)
It's not THAT scary. Don't be such a wuss.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 19, 2020 09:01 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: no good deed at July 19, 2020 09:01 AM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2020 08:59 AM (EvEqP)
When everyone is more equal
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 09:02 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 19, 2020 08:58 AM (NWiLs)
And what a pretext: "Comrade, you are all going to die, including granny, if you don't comply with our directives!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 19, 2020 09:02 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 19, 2020
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Despite SS and some retirement money, I probably do need to work. Before all this I was hoping to land a job at one of the small colleges: I've been an admin assistant for years, have a BS in computer info systems, and am now the fellow who handles the financial and budget activities in my office.
Mainly I want to get away from Da Swamp, buy a small house, have four seasons again, and not have so many people and cars around me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 09:02 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at July 19, 2020 09:03 AM (lRrON)
************
Sea turtle populations threatened once again!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2020 09:03 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2020 09:03 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 19, 2020 09:01 AM (NWiLs)
I'll try to man up!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 19, 2020 09:03 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2020 08:55 AM (WuUfi)
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My lib little sister in Portland wants to know why I'm so "focused on the violence?"
Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 19, 2020 09:03 AM (EZebt)
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Sea turtle populations threatened once again!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2020 09:03 AM (Fc5rx)
It's so the sea turtles can have masks and not get Teh Covids.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 19, 2020 09:03 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 19, 2020 09:02 AM (eTZoJ)
The Big Lie technique.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 19, 2020 09:04 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Dr_No at July 19, 2020 09:05 AM (mu5GU)
I have heard the exact same Meow Mix commercial three times in the last hour.
Country bar, cats singing and playing on stage.
VERY similar sounding to the band.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 09:05 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: no good deed at July 19, 2020 09:05 AM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at July 19, 2020 09:03 AM (lRrON)
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I suspect that not only are they as annoyed as you, they are even more so. Imagine having to wear that nonstop for an 8-hour shift at the grocery store. Ugh.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2020 09:05 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Dr_No at July 19, 2020 09:05 AM (mu5GU)
I enjoy it actually. I smirk like a total jackass the entire time. I have yet for anyone to give me any grief about it, though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 19, 2020 09:06 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2020 09:06 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: no good deed at July 19, 2020 09:05 AM (MmFTx)
Spraying vinegar counteracts the chemtrails. Does nothing for shoes, though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 19, 2020 09:06 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2020 09:01 AM (ZLI7S)
hows he doing.
Posted by: WisRich at July 19, 2020 09:07 AM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 09:07 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: no good deed at July 19, 2020 09:05 AM (MmFTx)
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Vinegar? That's nuts. Rubbing alcohol I could see. But is the coronavirus now thought to be transmitted through footwear?
Hope your brother can get the help he needs there. I know it's been a very long road.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2020 09:07 AM (/669Q)
Something doesn't add up
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2020 09:08 AM (6f16T)
Add some oil...
Shoe salad, freshly tossed.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 09:08 AM (3D/fK)
You can't argue with these idiots. I've given up trying. Just living my life as best I can under the circumstances. The rest can fuck off.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 19, 2020 09:08 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 09:02 AM (rpbg1)
I understand completely. I would love to get away from Milwaukee County.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 19, 2020 09:09 AM (HabA/)
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2020 09:09 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 19, 2020 09:02 AM (eTZoJ)
The Big Lie technique.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 19, 2020 09:04 AM (NWiLs)
Soon to be coupled with the process crime gambit for those store owners that don't hire armed security guards to enforce the arbitrary and capricious diktats of der Staaat.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 19, 2020 09:09 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 09:11 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2020 09:11 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2020 09:01 AM (ZLI7S)
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I can't find it. Joel Osteen on Fox5, F&F on FoxNews, and Maria on FoxBusiness.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 19, 2020 09:12 AM (sGotD)
FFS, how stupid are people?
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 19, 2020 09:12 AM (qtHJC)
In place of words painted on the street, organizers are calling for immediate policy changes.
Well don't worry. Getting rid of the evil police will allow the mayhem and violence to continue to run rampant in certain communities and that will improve people's lives because they won't have the fear or threat of evil cops around
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 19, 2020 09:12 AM (WuUfi)
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 09:13 AM (mpXpK)
It's Wallace's regular Sunday show.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2020 09:13 AM (ZLI7S)
We get it from the fishes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 09:14 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: no good deed at July 19, 2020 09:15 AM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 09:02 AM (rpbg1)
I understand completely. I would love to get away from Milwaukee County.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 19, 2020
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Donna, a big part of your battle is already won. You're already there in WI.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 09:16 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Menack at July 19, 2020 09:16 AM (buTO7)
The mask police come to me in my head
The mask police are coming to arrest me
The mask police, police, police
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2020 09:18 AM (6f16T)
I also point out that (a) the mask makes them re-breathe their own CO2, (b) the mask concentrates any bacteria they exhale, [c] the mask causes their blood's oxygen saturation level to decrease (saw that happen to me when I had to mask to see my PCP), and (d) the concentrated moisture exhaled and captured by the mask will cause something called 'mask face.' One lady in the meat dept said she was already dealing with two of those problems.
By asking questions and (can I deny it?) planting seeds of doubt and irritation, I'm hoping that some of the employees will bring these matters up during their 'training sessions' they have no choice but to attend. You could speculate that I'm attempting to cause a revolt in-house against the corporate policy of masking.
I know, I know . . . love me for what I am.
Posted by: Dr_No at July 19, 2020 09:18 AM (mu5GU)
CVS, Staples.
Both are getting this stuff in.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 09:18 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2020 09:13 AM (ZLI7S)
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Usually he's on Fox5 (NY station) at 9am, then on Fox News cable at 2pm. Can't figure out what's up.
If I'm back in time, I'll try the 2pm slot, otherwise I'm sure it will be on YouTube.
Any highlights?
Posted by: IrishEi at July 19, 2020 09:21 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Vic
"Never Let a Crisis go to Waste".
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 19, 2020 09:21 AM (EvEqP)
Posted by: Menack at July 19, 2020
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I've seen them at Target, and then the Shamwow Guy is hawking one on TV. ("Forget the environment!" he says, and tosses a small potted plant over his shoulder. "Save yourselves!")
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 19, 2020 09:22 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2020 09:22 AM (6f16T)
Not really. Wallace is being his usual self and using Democrat talking points and Trump is bunching back.
Wallace would be much more at home on CNN.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2020 09:23 AM (ZLI7S)
excellent, or juggle them downward to protect Hogan's legacy?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 07:26 AM (3D/fK)
They have been doctoring the numbers since day one.
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:28 AM (mpXpK)
Ugh, Maryland. They have these walk-in/drive-up testing centers in so many places, I wouldn't be surprised to see them at the 7-11 soon. They keep saying they want to add more testing centers, but, honestly, I don't know why. At this point, contact tracing is pretty useless, so what's the purpose? I know a handful of people who have gotten COVID and all said they had no symptoms or mild symptoms that went away in about three days. Had an elderly uncle in a nursing home who had it a few months ago. We all thought he wasn't going to make it but he recovered.
Posted by: sillyme at July 19, 2020 09:26 AM (RPGAd)
Posted by: Tom at July 19, 2020 08:48 AM (s0h8C)I'm participating in the healthcare theater that is being pushed down on us from above. But in my mind 'good manners' should come into play somewhere. And though all the businesses here try to enforce the rule (what choice do they have really) I don't really know if they do so out of fear of the illness, fear of the government, or fear of the Karens. Two of three of those fears seem perfectly rational to me, so I don't want to add to their troubles.
Posted by: Tom at July 19, 2020 08:48 AM (s0h8C)
This is pretty much my position on masks.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 19, 2020 09:27 AM (MC8nj)
I'm so annoyed.
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at July 19, 2020 09:28 AM (xU7mE)
Posted by: Skip at July 19, 2020 09:29 AM (6f16T)
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at July 19, 2020 09:29 AM (xU7mE)
https://tinyurl.com/y4hxwk9u
Posted by: Vic at July 19, 2020 07:15 AM (mpXpK)
Sadly, for this to make a difference, the Senate GOP, and especially the Turtle, would have to have spine transplants!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 19, 2020 08:14 AM (eTZoJ)
One can only hope it would happen.
It would be the greatest shithow evah! Bigly.
Trump would savour every Fcuking moment of it.
Thats why we love him.
Posted by: Voter theater. at July 19, 2020 09:44 AM (aibhY)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 19, 2020 09:49 AM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 09:56 AM (3D/fK)
*******
Democrat Conor Lamb's Campaign Manager and Brother Wishes Death on Opponent Sean Parnell
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 19, 2020 10:02 AM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 19, 2020 10:04 AM (3z0gk)
Feds in Portland are taking folk for helicopter rides?
If not....start the rumor anyhow.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 07:41 AM (3D/fK)
There is an industrial shredder on the edge of town...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 19, 2020 10:17 AM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 10:25 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 19, 2020 10:37 AM (1g7ch)
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 19, 2020 10:42 AM (K7/OQ)
Get in her face and scream that she is Medical Shaming you for a respiratory condition that prevents you from wearing one.
And that now you feel like a lesser person....all because of her insensitivity to differently abled people like you.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 19, 2020 10:46 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Dr_No at July 19, 2020 11:17 AM (mu5GU)
Felt like...
Freedom.
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Not if you want to go into an Apple store.
Posted by: Decaf at July 19, 2020 11:20 AM (4D+FL)
Hopefully they won't forget the words, as they did doing the national anthem at our hockey game.
Posted by: jax at July 19, 2020 11:22 AM (BYqLO)
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 19, 2020 07:11 AM (JFO2v)
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Woke?
That is no longer allowed in the usual sense of the word.
Posted by: Decaf at July 19, 2020 11:22 AM (4D+FL)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 19, 2020 11:51 AM (lOuE3)
On the other hand, my older brother's stepchildren and spouses all got noticeably sick, one fairly severely.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2020 11:58 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: An Observation at July 19, 2020 01:05 PM (c5NNu)
I would like to know what makes some people more susceptible to the Lung
AIDS than others. I never got a cough or fever. If it weren't for the
uproar I wouldn't even have noticed any symptoms, just chalked it up to
sinus or an allergen.
On the other hand, my older brother's stepchildren and spouses all got noticeably sick, one fairly severely.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 19, 2020 11:58 AM (yQpMk)
Pre-existing conditions plus genetics? I saw one small sample study that showed correlation between blood type and severity of illness. It wouldn't be the first disease that strikes certain geno-types more than others. Malaria (seemingly like Chinese lung aids) does not strike people with type O blood as hard, for instance.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 19, 2020 01:06 PM (nAiE/)
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