The Morning Rant

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"STOP OPPRESSING US!" shouted Black Lives Matter as cities burned and millions of dollars of donations poured into their bank accounts.

You know, they don't look oppressed:

-Most of the media is supporting them

-Most of corporate America is supporting them

-They have money coming out the wazoo.

And if you work for Cisco, you can get fired for dissing them.

That's how oppressed they are.

BLM has taken crybullying to a whole new level.

The following mayors have demonstrated by their actions that they are entirely supportive of the goals of BLM/Antifa:

Ted Wheeler, Portland, OR
Jenny Durkan, Seattle, WA
Lori Lightfoot, Chicago, IL
Bill de Blasio, New York City, NY

It must suck to live in those cities, watching them burn while your mayor cheers on the arsonists.

Meanwhile, de Blasio's priorities are whack:

Even as violent crime and deadly shootings in New York soar, Mayor Bill de Blasio has reportedly assigned no less than 27 cops working in shifts to protect a Black Lives Matter mural outside Trump Tower.

In progressive ideology, there are basically two groups of people, the oppressors and the oppressed. The BLM/Antifa crybully mob likes to portray itself as the oppressed, a struggling oppressed minority. Most of the media appears to have bought this line.

But here's the thing: if all you have are the oppressors and the oppressed, then you can't really be against oppression *as such*. Your real beef against oppression is not the inherent injustice of oppression, but just that the wrong people are doing it. BLM/Antifa want to be the oppressors. They think it's their turn now.



The Revolution Will Not Be Televised:





Intersectionality, Baby!

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"Head 'Em Up! Move 'Em Out!"



My Money's On Barron:

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Me: "2020 Can't Possibly Get Any Worse."
HBO: "Hold Our Beer."

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Who Dis:

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Photo 2 (leggy!)
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Photo 5 (busty!)
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For the 'Ettes:

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Friday's Who Dis: We concluded "Gilligan's Island" week with Lovey Howell, Natalie Schafer who, along with character actor Leif Erickson, had supporting roles in the 1948 film The Snake Pit.



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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By New York-Style Cheesecake with Strawberry Sauce:

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Cheesecake recipe here.

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:15 AM




Comments

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1 Hello monkey thread!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 20, 2020 11:16 AM (0nzky)

2 Good morning!
Top ten?

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at July 20, 2020 11:16 AM (gtatv)

3 Tanya Roberts and Christopher Walken. They were in one of the James Bond movies together?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 11:16 AM (rpbg1)

4 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 11:16 AM (arJlL)

5 The others have been summoned.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 20, 2020 11:16 AM (0nzky)

6 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 20, 2020 11:16 AM (LvTSG)

7 Chris Walken and a lady I know I've seen before but can't name.

I've even seen the movie that the busty picture is from.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 20, 2020 11:17 AM (LvTSG)

8 I would pay cash money to not see Amy Schumer naked.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2020 11:17 AM (ZLI7S)

9 John Katshit will speak at the DNC Convention to endorse the enfeebled Joe Biden.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 20, 2020 11:18 AM (OeBYn)

10 Who Dis: Sheena and Christopher Walken

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2020 11:18 AM (ch6++)

11 *Breaking*

Liz Hurley is instagramming again.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 20, 2020 11:18 AM (NVYyb)

12 Camel"toe"Harris has no chance adding to a Biden ticket. First, her time as CA AG will work against her, but worse, the fact that her father said that the family once owned slaves is a killer.

Posted by: SMOD at July 20, 2020 11:18 AM (3aI0K)

13 Whoa

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 20, 2020 11:18 AM (Do5/p)

14 Christopher Walken and someone else.

Posted by: dantesed at July 20, 2020 11:18 AM (xXfZE)

15 #3 was just too fast for me.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 20, 2020 11:19 AM (y7DUB)

16 Morgan Fairchild?!?!!!!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 20, 2020 11:19 AM (ifmtJ)

17 And nice to see Walken...too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 20, 2020 11:19 AM (ifmtJ)

18 Tube Tops need to make a comeback

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 20, 2020 11:19 AM (flINI)

19 3 Tanya Roberts and Christopher Walken. They were in one of the James Bond movies together?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 11:16 AM (rpbg1)


Almost got it. 200 quatloos.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 20, 2020 11:19 AM (0EU0N)

20 3
Tanya Roberts and Christopher Walken. They were in one of the James Bond movies together?
The one where they were supposed to blowup Silicon Valley .. but failed

Posted by: SMOD at July 20, 2020 11:20 AM (3aI0K)

21 They were in A View To Kill.

My wife is a huge Duran Duran fan, so there's no way I could forget that.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2020 11:20 AM (ch6++)

22 John Katshit will speak at the DNC Convention to endorse the enfeebled Joe Biden.


Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 20, 2020 11:18 AM

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biden is refusing to respond to chris wallace to do a one hour interview like Trump did with him.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 11:20 AM (JUOKG)

23 Tanya Roberts and Christopher Walken. They were in one of the James Bond movies together?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 11:16 AM (rpbg1)
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That would be "A View to a Kill", in the running for worst Bond movie ever made.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 20, 2020 11:20 AM (UAMe5)

24 No, that's not Morgan. First pic fooled me.

Pic #2...that's everything. Love the long legs, toned flanks...no panties.

Steam added to stride today, thanks OM

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 20, 2020 11:20 AM (ifmtJ)

25 Morgan Fairchild and Christopher Walken

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 11:20 AM (arJlL)

26 Fingers in ears

Lalalalalalaaa. I can't hear you.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 20, 2020 11:21 AM (AZ7gL)

27
Kotex Maxi Pads and Jurgens Hand Lotion appeared together in the filmstrip "Personal Hygiene for Young Women" in 1973 or 1974.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 20, 2020 11:21 AM (pNxlR)

28 Photo #6 is Nippy!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 20, 2020 11:21 AM (1ISKN)

29 Chris Walken and Tanya Roberts - A View to a Kill - First appearance of snow boarding in a major motion picture.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 20, 2020 11:21 AM (k/TB6)

30 Don't care who she is, she ain't a naked Amy Schumer. That's all that matters

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2020 11:21 AM (Izzlo)

31 A View To A Kill, missed the second "A".

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2020 11:21 AM (ch6++)

32 Amazing how Walken looked really human when he was young.

Tanya also played the mother of one of the characters in That '70s Show -- the tall redhead, I think?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 11:21 AM (rpbg1)

33 well, at least this post has plenty of cowbell.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 20, 2020 11:22 AM (sGtp+)

34 Wow.

Clinton's are trying to off judges now.

Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2020 11:22 AM (7F3r5)

35 Tube Tops need to make a comeback
Posted by: Truck Monkey Report



Fistbump!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2020 11:23 AM (d6PIl)

36 Fingers in ears

Lalalalalalaaa. I can't hear you.
Posted by: Nurse ratched

I saaaaaid "YOUR BUM'S ON FIRE !"

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 11:23 AM (arJlL)

37 Christopher ... Walken.

"The allies they wanted were not the allies they got."
Realized when he dropped the mask, or pulled the skirt too high?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2020 11:23 AM (LxTcq)

38 Pic #2...that's everything. Love the long legs, toned flanks...no panties.


Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 20, 2020 11:20 AM (ifmtJ)

long legs, toned flanks, big whithers.....been to too many horse shows.

Posted by: BignJames at July 20, 2020 11:23 AM (X/Pw5)

39 John Katshit will speak at the DNC Convention to endorse the enfeebled Joe Biden.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 20, 2020 11:18 AM (OeBYn)

His supporter must be furious.

Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 20, 2020 11:23 AM (wJCUZ)

40 Christopher Walken has made a career out of playing weirdos, murderers and the occasional deranged angel. I read somewhere he is an accomplished chef. Huh

Posted by: jmel at July 20, 2020 11:23 AM (bVhJi)

41 Tanya Roberts in Beastmaster made me feel funny.

Posted by: Just The Tip at July 20, 2020 11:23 AM (zzUT1)

42 I would pay cash money to not see Amy Schumer naked.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I'll see your cash and double it!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at July 20, 2020 11:23 AM (gtatv)

43 It seems impossible that Christopher Walker was ever a child.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 11:23 AM (QLf0x)

44 Tanya Roberts

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 20, 2020 11:23 AM (1Dmt5)

45 That kid has a creepy look to him.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 20, 2020 11:24 AM (1ISKN)

46 Watch Tanya Roberts in Sheena

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 20, 2020 11:24 AM (1Dmt5)

47 32
Amazing how Walken looked really human when he was young.

saw a hawaii five-o episode a while back. thought to myself "man, that kid is doing a *really* good walken impersonation". looked it up on imdb and it turned out to, in fact, be walken.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 20, 2020 11:24 AM (sGtp+)

48 long legs, toned flanks, big whithers.....been to too many horse shows.

Posted by: BignJames at July 20, 2020 11:23 AM (X/Pw5)

Tanya Roberts is at least one hand high IYKWIM

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 20, 2020 11:24 AM (k/TB6)

49 That would be "A View to a Kill", in the running for worst Bond movie ever made.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 20, 2020 11:20 AM (UAMe5)

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

Posted by: Woke Daniel Craig Bond at July 20, 2020 11:24 AM (wJCUZ)

50 42 I would pay cash money to not see Amy Schumer naked.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I'll see your cash and double it!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at July 20, 2020 11:23 AM (gtatv)

Tripled! You know who deserves this? CBD.

Posted by: Someguy at July 20, 2020 11:24 AM (3mQPr)

51 John Katshit will speak at the DNC Convention to endorse the enfeebled Joe Biden.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 20, 2020 11:18 AM (OeBYn)

His supporter must be furious.
Posted by: Vanya, FBI Spokesman at July 20, 2020 11:23 AM (wJCUZ)

Has he reregistered as a Democrat yet? Next he'll be yukking it up with AOC.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2020 11:24 AM (q1l0a)

52 Old and busted: Police protecting black lives

New hotness: Police protecting "Black Lives Matters" mural


Is there no better illustration of insanity?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2020 11:24 AM (bDqIh)

53 Tube Tops need to make a comeback


Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 20, 2020 11:19 AM

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The vast majority of women who wore tube tops should not have worn tube tops.


Just sayin......

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 11:25 AM (JUOKG)

54 Upchuck Todd lying like a dog with edited video

I can image a great SNL type feature of "Meet the Puss" with the doctor form "Doctor Pimple Popper"

"it's systemic"

Posted by: SMOD at July 20, 2020 11:25 AM (3aI0K)

55 Stripping naked?

Tanya Roberts, yes

Amy Schumer, not just no but hell no

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 11:25 AM (rpbg1)

56 I see where she was nominated for a couple of Razzies. including for View to a Kill.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2020 11:25 AM (dfRN6)

57 John Katshit will speak at the DNC Convention to endorse the enfeebled Joe Biden.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 20, 2020 11:18 AM (OeBYn)


That whiffle headed cocksucker, after lecturing us for six fucking years about "the way we do things in Ohio", petulantly refused to attend the GOP convention in Cleveland because OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 20, 2020 11:25 AM (y7DUB)

58 42 I would pay cash money to not see Amy Schumer naked.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I'll see your cash and double it!
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at July 20, 2020 11:23 AM (gtatv)

These people aren't merely satisfied with changing the social order, they want to elevate the grotesque as well - just to pee on society and show dominance.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 20, 2020 11:25 AM (O4K4J)

59 I read somewhere he is an accomplished chef. Huh
Posted by: jmel at July 20, 2020 11:23 AM (bVhJi)

And dancer, believe it or not.

Posted by: Woke Daniel Craig Bond at July 20, 2020 11:25 AM (wJCUZ)

60 That Rawhide video is hilarious. Also: not shown, a single black member of BLM/Pantifa.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2020 11:25 AM (ZGrMX)

61 There was a tweet yesterday from someone that is representing Beverly Beatty pro bono. Lawyer and politician but I don't remember the name

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 20, 2020 11:25 AM (JKNZq)

62 I've got a fevah! And the only prescription is more cowbell!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 20, 2020 11:25 AM (UAMe5)

63 We all agree to constant rule changes by dims to change games in mid play.

We play and play.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 20, 2020 11:25 AM (pB6Gt)

64 57 I see where she was nominated for a couple of Razzies. including for View to a Kill.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 20, 2020 11:25 AM (dfRN6)

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Well, the movie was terrible and she was bad in it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 20, 2020 11:26 AM (LvTSG)

65 53 Tube Tops need to make a comeback


Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at July 20, 2020 11:19 AM

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The vast majority of women who wore tube tops should not have worn tube tops.


Just sayin......
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 11:25 AM (JUOKG)

Yup. Saw one of those in the wild this past Saturday.

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2020 11:26 AM (Izzlo)

66 That dessert looks delicious, but I've never been much of a cheesecake fan. I would scrape off the topping and eat it, though.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2020 11:26 AM (ch6++)

67 I would like to personally apologize to all the girls who've had their tube tops yanked down when they weren't looking.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2020 11:26 AM (7F3r5)

68 Did you guys see the naked Antifa chick? Wasn't half bad, tbh. Way better than I expected for Antifa.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 20, 2020 11:26 AM (1ISKN)

69 A View to a Kill was a terrible movie, but I think it is the best theme song of the franchise.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 20, 2020 11:26 AM (qf0sR)

70 1. Cheryl
2. Tanya
3. Jaclyn
4. Farrah
5. Kate



100. Shelly Hack

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2020 11:26 AM (FtO5h)

71 Tanya Roberts Christopher WALken

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 11:26 AM (oVJmc)

72 Her tube top outfit was what she wore in the classic Chuck Connors horror flick Tourist Trap.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, So Very Tired at July 20, 2020 11:26 AM (x8Wzq)

73 The vast majority of women who wore tube tops should not have worn tube tops.

Just sayin......

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 11:25 AM (JUOKG)

Just like Spandex.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 20, 2020 11:26 AM (O4K4J)

74 He was actually pretty good in Dogs of War. Bat shit crazy in New Rose Hotel though, guess he had to one up Willem Dafoe.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 20, 2020 11:26 AM (k/TB6)

75 Tanya Fairchild.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 11:27 AM (QLf0x)

76 FYI, Tanya was a big fan of being nekkid.

Seems like every movie script somehow included nudity when she was the lead. Weird.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2020 11:27 AM (7F3r5)

77 Note how Antifa puts the ineffective lumps in the line against the police to defend the real thugs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 11:27 AM (oVJmc)

78 Mmm...Tanya Roberts...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 20, 2020 11:27 AM (NWiLs)

79 Irony my #BLM mural, bitch!

There's enough irony in that video to take care of my laundry into the 22nd century.

And that cop deserves an Academy Award.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 20, 2020 11:27 AM (+y/Ru)

80 There was a tweet yesterday from someone that is representing Beverly Beatty pro bono. Lawyer and politician but I don't remember the name

People need to get onto the thing that worked in California: if they paint BLM on the street, sue for the right to put "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN" on the grounds that they've now made streets public speech. The city will sheepishly remove their own "mural".

Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2020 11:27 AM (ZGrMX)

81 39 John Katshit will speak at the DNC Convention to endorse the enfeebled Joe Biden.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 20, 2020 11:18 AM (OeBYn)


Because if there's one Republican universally loved and respected by all Republicans, it's John Effing Katshit.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 20, 2020 11:28 AM (0EU0N)

82 Tube tops need to make a comeback. Obviously, you have never been to a Dollar Tree Store in Arkansas. Or Oklahoma. Or Missouri.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 20, 2020 11:28 AM (C1Lsn)

83 Big three - Tanya Roberts, Morgan Fairchild, and Heather Thomas. yowza

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 20, 2020 11:28 AM (k/TB6)

84 83 Tube tops need to make a comeback. Obviously, you have never been to a Dollar Tree Store in Arkansas. Or Oklahoma. Or Missouri.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 20, 2020 11:28 AM (C1Lsn)

More like inner tube tops.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 20, 2020 11:29 AM (NWiLs)

85 Today's Who Dis? selection ('ron edition) features 'leggy' and 'busty' selections. Notice which demographic is missing?

We're being oppressed!

Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at July 20, 2020 11:29 AM (DMUuz)

86 48 "year's" in a row? Kind of killed that meme for me.

Posted by: Chris M at July 20, 2020 11:29 AM (eAZVt)

87



There's this thing called "The Morning Report" not on the list...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2020 11:29 AM (s2VJv)

88 A View to a Kill was a terrible movie, but I think it is the best theme song of the franchise.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 20, 2020 11:26 AM (qf0sR)
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Last time Maurice Binder did the visuals for the opening credits.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 20, 2020 11:29 AM (UAMe5)

89 Not only DeBlasio... Larry Lightfoot of Chicago heard that protests were headed to her house so she blocked off the street and stationed a hundred cops there to keep the mostly peacful away.

Posted by: Inogame at July 20, 2020 11:29 AM (+2xjH)

90
Christopher Walken said that he gets grief all the time about his SNL BOC skit. For example, waiters will ask him if he wants more cowbell with his order.

Posted by: stumck at July 20, 2020 11:30 AM (w9Wax)

91 See Amy naked? Uh, there's a reason why the lights are out when we're together.

Posted by: Mr. Schumer at July 20, 2020 11:30 AM (WEBkv)

92 Amazing how Walken looked really human when he was young.

The first role I remember him was in The Deer Hunter.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 20, 2020 11:30 AM (y7DUB)

93 Late to the game but I knew Who Dis right off the bat.

Tonya Roberts, Christopher Walken - A View to a Kill

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 20, 2020 11:30 AM (vg8iE)

94 My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2020 11:30 AM (FtO5h)

95 So a fake Fed Ex driver attempts to gun down a judge working the Epstein case. Instead kills her son and almost kills her husband.

As if the missing jail tapes and 'asleep' guards weren't enough to convince everyone Epstein was murdered.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2020 11:30 AM (7F3r5)

96 70 A View to a Kill was a terrible movie, but I think it is the best theme song of the franchise.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 20, 2020 11:26 AM (qf0sR)


Blasphemy!

Catch a YouTube vid of Paul McCartney doing 'Live and Let Die' live and you will repent.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 20, 2020 11:30 AM (0EU0N)

97 New hotness: Police protecting "Black Lives Matters" mural


Make that punishment detail. I'm sure Diblasio thinks of it that way.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 11:30 AM (oVJmc)

98 Is there no better illustration of insanity?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2020 11:24 AM (bDqIh)

Black police being shot by white people who are angry at white people because the police are mean to black people. Also, slavery.

Blues vs Greens riots in Constantinople made more fucking sense than what we've got going here.

Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 11:30 AM (wJCUZ)

99 There's this thing called "The Morning Report" not on the list...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton

That's a dick in the back.......

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2020 11:30 AM (arJlL)

100 95 My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hon!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2020 11:30 AM (FtO5h)

*whipcrack*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 20, 2020 11:30 AM (NWiLs)

101 There is an awesome Christopher Walken video of him dancing to a rock song and flying thru the air. It must be 15 years old by now.

And I loved him in that movie where he sees into the future and sets out to kill Martin Sheen.

I know, i know, doesn't help much.

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 20, 2020 11:30 AM (fMhOl)

102 There's this thing called "The Morning Report" not on the list...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2020 11:29 AM (s2VJv)
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Thanks for the reminder.

You did a great job, as usual, J.J.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 20, 2020 11:31 AM (WEBkv)

103 Lol! just saw an article with the headline, "Inmate Dies after Committing Suicide"

I can haz journalism.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 20, 2020 11:31 AM (1ISKN)

104 The worst thing about the Roger Moore Bond movies was chasing movie trends that were super hot in the 70s decade.

Because of Star Wars, you got Moonraker.
Because of Smokey and the Bandit you get the southern sheriff in two movies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2020 11:31 AM (LxTcq)

105 73 Her tube top outfit was what she wore in the classic Chuck Connors horror flick Tourist Trap.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, So Very Tired at July 20, 2020 11:26 AM (x8Wzq)

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I've only seen the Rifftrax take on that movie. Probably the only passable way to watch it all the way through.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2020 11:31 AM (ch6++)

106 Christopher Walken said that he gets grief all the time about his SNL BOC skit. For example, waiters will ask him if he wants more cowbell with his order.

Posted by: stumck at July 20, 2020 11:30 AM (w9Wax)


That's hilarious.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 20, 2020 11:31 AM (0EU0N)

107 Speaking of Amy Schumers going naked for her HBO show and Lena Dunham yet again debasing herself for attention. . . has anyone noticed what's happened to modeling lately? Like, not just Calvin Kleing tranny billboards.

I did some online back-to-school shopping over the weekend, and yiiiiiiiiikes. Pretty much all of the clothing models would fit right in at an antifa IYKWIM. Skinny, androgenous, ugly, weirdly styled/kempt (e.g. guys with long unbrushed hair, nearly bald girls), scowling and malnourished.

Creepy AF. Especially when what I was looking at was *athletic* clothed -- none of the Nike models looked like they coul do one pull-up, on push-up, or run around a track once without collasping.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2020 11:31 AM (bDqIh)

108 In the email to Priestap, Strzok said, "I heard from [redacted] about the WH CI briefing routed from [redacted]. I am angry that Jen did not at least cc: me, as my branch has pending investigative matters there, this brief may play into our investigative strategy, and I would like the ability to have visibility and provide thoughts/counsel to you in advance of the briefing. This is one of the reasons why I raised the issue of lanes/responsibilities that I did when you asked her to handle WH detailee interaction."

Posted by: SMOD at July 20, 2020 11:31 AM (3aI0K)

109 Tube tops need to make a comeback. Obviously, you have never been to a Dollar Tree Store in Arkansas. Or Oklahoma. Or Missouri.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 20, 2020 11:28 AM (C1Lsn)

Or viewed a series of photos from "People of Walmart"

Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2020 11:32 AM (q1l0a)

110 102 There is an awesome Christopher Walken video of him dancing to a rock song and flying thru the air. It must be 15 years old by now.

And I loved him in that movie where he sees into the future and sets out to kill Martin Sheen.

I know, i know, doesn't help much.
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 20, 2020 11:30 AM (fMhOl)

1. Weapon of Choice
2. The Dead Zone

Tanya Roberts appears in neither.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 20, 2020 11:32 AM (NWiLs)

111 In my mind, Tanya Robert is singlehandedly responsible for the existence of the PG-14 rating as a result of "Sheena."

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 20, 2020 11:32 AM (qc+VF)

112 105 The worst thing about the Roger Moore Bond movies was chasing movie trends that were super hot in the 70s decade.

Because of Star Wars, you got Moonraker.
Because of Smokey and the Bandit you get the southern sheriff in two movies.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2020 11:31 AM (LxTcq)


It's when Bond became Batman the TV show. Arguably that started with Pussy Galore in Goldfinger.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2020 11:32 AM (s2VJv)

113 Got another news aggregator for you: https://news.infogalactic.com. It's attached to a wikipedia alternative that is well worth your time.

Posted by: M. Bibliophile at July 20, 2020 11:33 AM (SlpR4)

114 I thought Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham were the same person.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 11:33 AM (QLf0x)

115 Not the whack job who was in Dances with Wolves? Morning ya morons

Posted by: zeera My tomatoes are doing GREAT at July 20, 2020 11:33 AM (zUdXR)

116 There are two movie scenes I consider the epitome of bare boobage.

Fast Times at Ridgemont
Sheena waterfall scene.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2020 11:33 AM (7F3r5)

117 There's this thing called "The Morning Report" not on the list...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2020 11:29 AM (s2VJv)


Too bad there isn't a URL for it that doesn't change.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 20, 2020 11:34 AM (0EU0N)

118 113 105 The worst thing about the Roger Moore Bond movies was chasing movie trends that were super hot in the 70s decade.

Because of Star Wars, you got Moonraker.
Because of Smokey and the Bandit you get the southern sheriff in two movies.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2020 11:31 AM (LxTcq)


It's when Bond became Batman the TV show. Arguably that started with Pussy Galore in Goldfinger.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2020 11:32 AM (s2VJv)

I think Goldfinger is one of the most grounded of the Bond films, giant laser aside.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 20, 2020 11:34 AM (ifmtJ)

119 115 I thought Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham were the same person.
Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 11:33 AM (QLf0x)

Dunham is Schumer. Schumer is Dunham. Dunham is a man! Dunham is a MAN? Oh my GOD!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 20, 2020 11:34 AM (NWiLs)

120 John Kasich in 5 seconds.

https://youtu.be/XMhheJNhGO4

Reputable magazines in 2016: Don't you know, Kasich is the only candidate that can beat Hillary. The polls are clear.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2020 11:34 AM (LxTcq)

121 92 See Amy naked? Uh, there's a reason why the lights are out when we're together.
Posted by: Mr. Schumer at July 20, 2020 11:30 AM (WEBkv)

IIRC, he broke up with Scarlet Johannsen then started dating Amy Schumer

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2020 11:34 AM (Izzlo)

122 I've got a fevah! And the only prescription is more cowbell!!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 20, 2020 11:25 AM


It's a good comment, but I'll be honest, it could have used a little more cowbell.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 20, 2020 11:34 AM (ejd/p)

123 Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 20, 2020 11:32 AM (qc+VF)

PG-14? Parents strongly cautioned, and we mean it?

Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 11:35 AM (wJCUZ)

124 115 I thought Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham were the same person.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 11:33 AM (QLf0x)


I suppose it could look like that when they're scissoring.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 20, 2020 11:35 AM (0EU0N)

125 And if you work for Cisco, you can get fired for dissing them.
________________

They weren't even dissing them, just saying some inconvenient facts about them. Like the fact that they're mostly white Marxists and they're funneling BLM donations to an arm of the Democrat party.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 20, 2020 11:35 AM (k4dH2)

126 I assume the ChiComs are funding much of the protests by paying its organizers. It's simply revenge for our official Hong Kong protest support .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 20, 2020 11:35 AM (U9Qbt)

127 John Katshit will speak at the DNC Convention to endorse the enfeebled Joe Biden.

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Special delivery.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 20, 2020 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)

128 I guess asking a series to be timeless, when it is only 8 years old, is asking a lot.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2020 11:36 AM (LxTcq)

129 FYI - John Kasich's dad was a postman. I case you didn't know.

Posted by: Just The Tip at July 20, 2020 11:36 AM (zzUT1)

130 There's a great video of Walken doing a classical dance.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2020 11:36 AM (7F3r5)

131 Obvious trolls go "bloop"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2020 11:36 AM (ysmsf)

132 125 115 I thought Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham were the same person.

Posted by: eleven at July 20, 2020 11:33 AM (QLf0x)

I suppose it could look like that when they're scissoring.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 20, 2020 11:35 AM (0EU0N)

More like a commercial dough mixer. Or a giant taffy pull.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 20, 2020 11:36 AM (NWiLs)

133 Hey, why you keep screaming at the top of your head?
I say hey
Why you keep screaming at the top of your head?

Take a minute to tell you now
and I don't have to raise my tone.
Take the level and bring it down.
I just want you to know
I got no trouble with what you said.
I don't even think you're wrong.
It's how you say it.
You lose your head.
Girl, I'm standing right in front of you.

Silence is golden.
I used to think silence was golden.

Also... cover of GnR "Patience": https://bit.ly/3ePzQue

Posted by: Chris Cornell, sharing a birthday with J.J. Sefton today at July 20, 2020 11:36 AM (Do5/p)

134 >>In the email to Priestap, Strzok said, "I heard from [redacted] about the WH CI briefing routed from [redacted]. I am angry that Jen did not at least cc: me, as my branch has pending investigative matters there, this brief may play into our investigative strategy, and I would like the ability to have visibility and provide thoughts/counsel to you in advance of the briefing. This is one of the reasons why I raised the issue of lanes/responsibilities that I did when you asked her to handle WH detailee interaction."

"Jen" is Jennifer Boone, formerly of the FBI counterintelligence operation with Strzok and Priestap and others and among other things she oversaw the FISA process.

She also knew the Steele dossier was fake when she was getting FISA renewals.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2020 11:36 AM (ZLI7S)

135 Dunham is Schumer. Schumer is Dunham. Dunham is a man! Dunham is a MAN? Oh my GOD!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 20, 2020 11:34 AM (NWiLs)
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Don't tell him about Einhorn...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 20, 2020 11:36 AM (UAMe5)

136 Apparently, you can commit suicide and not die. But I imagine it's rare.

https://tinyurl.com/yynkc3rq

I'm learning new things everyday.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 20, 2020 11:36 AM (1ISKN)

137 97 70 A View to a Kill was a terrible movie, but I think it is the best theme song of the franchise.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 20, 2020 11:26 AM (qf0sR)

Blasphemy!

Catch a YouTube vid of Paul McCartney doing 'Live and Let Die' live and you will repent.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 20, 2020 11:30 AM (0EU0N)

I kinda love the Guns N Roses cover

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 20, 2020 11:36 AM (ifmtJ)

138 In NY city's 12th district Congressional primary race, 20% of the mail in ballots have been rejected.
The leader is ahead by 648 votes, and the election was, I believe, a week ago. Lawsuits are flying in this one.

Imagine this as a presidential election.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2020 11:36 AM (q1l0a)

139 none of the Nike models looked like they coul do one pull-up, one push-up,or run around a track once without collasping.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2020 11:31 AM


We can help with one of those.

Posted by: Victoria's Secret at July 20, 2020 11:37 AM (DMUuz)

140 I suppose it could look like that when they're scissoring.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 20, 2020 11:35 AM (0EU0N)

a quivering....blob?

Posted by: BignJames at July 20, 2020 11:37 AM (X/Pw5)

141 IIRC, he broke up with Scarlet Johannsen then started dating Amy Schumer
Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2020 11:34 AM (Izzlo)
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He went from an expressionless empty headed attractive gal to a crazy gal with marginal looks?

Alrighty then.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 20, 2020 11:37 AM (WEBkv)

142 Delete troll (EMMEs)

Posted by: Rex B at July 20, 2020 11:37 AM (V6xQL)

143 I thought Amy Schumer and Lena Dunham were the same person.

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Welk, you never see them in the same room at the same time. Of course, they don't make rooms that big.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 20, 2020 11:37 AM (+y/Ru)

144 Re: Katshit

They do realize that there is no coming back from that right? They have to switch parties, and will never really be trusted by anyone again.

The best they can hope for is to be a Charlie Crist and cling to a house seat until a real democrat comes along to take it.

Why these morons couldn't just shut up and suffer in silence, waiting for the end of Trumpism is beyond me.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 20, 2020 11:38 AM (qf0sR)

145 Imagine this as a presidential election.
Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2020 11:36 AM (q1l0a)

You mean, imagine this as a preview of this coming November? Holy Christ it's going to be a fucking mess.

Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 11:38 AM (wJCUZ)

146 Tanya Roberts has a voice made for silent movies.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2020 11:38 AM (axyOa)

147 There is an awesome Christopher Walken video of him dancing to a rock song and flying thru the air. It must be 15 years old by now.

And I loved him in that movie where he sees into the future and sets out to kill Martin Sheen.

I know, i know, doesn't help much.
Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at July 20, 2020


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The Dead Zone, based on one of Stephen King's 1970s novels. One of the first film adaptations where they didn't screw the story and the characters up. Walken was actually sympathetic in that one. Anthony Michael Hall improved on the role with the TV version, but Walken did a fine job.

On a personal note, one of the second Mrs. Wolfus's cousins looked much like Tanya Roberts. (Good looks ran in the family. Craziness, too, but the looks were there.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 11:38 AM (rpbg1)

148 GOOD NEWS!

Andrew Cuomo is flying to Savannah today to meet with our Mayor Tank Johnson and offer him advice on how to handle the Peking Peril. Our county has some of the fewest cases in the state, and we clearly need Fredo the Elder's advice. It's also been at least a week since our fat mayor has been on CNN bitching about Brian Kemp and PDT.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2020 11:39 AM (ptqGC)

149 Teaching Robin DiAngelo's 'White Fragility' Will Get You Sued

In your workplace environment, it might not be prudent to speak up. It might cost you your job in an unfavorable labor market. But if you do have the courage to speak up, here is something you might say:

I don't agree that I have an unconscious bias against people who are different from me. You're telling me what I think and what I believe. If you want to know what I think, you can ask me. If you want to tell me about your own biases and prejudices, I'll listen. But it's not appropriate for me to tell you what you think. It's not fair to assign me an opinion about other people. You don't know me. And I won't agree to you making assumptions about my beliefs.

If the trainer persists, or you are disciplined for resisting this racial stereotype, file a discrimination complaint with Human Resources. It's not legal to discriminate against any race or skin color -- yes, even Caucasians.

Posted by: SMOD at July 20, 2020 11:39 AM (3aI0K)

150 85 83 Tube tops need to make a comeback.

The better to show off tattoos on m'lady's shoulders, tits, back and belly. Barf.

Posted by: getting the banned back together at July 20, 2020 11:39 AM (Tkjw7)

151 Well another step down to #LearnToCode for me.
I'm starting test automation training today, so may not be on the blog as much for the next couple months.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 20, 2020 11:39 AM (ifmtJ)

152 147 Tanya Roberts has a voice made for silent movies.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2020 11:38 AM (axyOa)

And a body made for dirty movies.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 20, 2020 11:39 AM (NWiLs)

153 So went to the supermarket and only one set of entrances/exits was open. Joked it was probably a new executive order from Phil Murphy. It was.

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 11:39 AM (KNsKs)

154 147 Tanya Roberts has a voice made for silent movies.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2020 11:38 AM (axyOa)


What?? I liked her voice. Not quite Kathleen Turner but kinda sexy.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2020 11:40 AM (7F3r5)

155 saw a hawaii five-o episode a while back. thought to
myself "man, that kid is doing a *really* good walken impersonation".
looked it up on imdb and it turned out to, in fact, be walken.


Posted by: Anachronda at July 20, 2020 11:24 AM


I had to look that up: https://youtu.be/Ml-6K48Gd-M

Posted by: Bert G, new podisode at July 20, 2020 11:40 AM (OMsf+)

156 Anyone notice that just when school is about to start back all the media starts shouting that the virus is returning? Predictable

Posted by: AnnaS at July 20, 2020 11:40 AM (l4l/z)

157 Radio goober Mike Gallagher needs some valium and a tube top over his mouth or in his mouth.
"Just wear the mask people it isn't that hard."

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 20, 2020 11:40 AM (WX+x0)

158 Tanya Roberts played the MILF on That 70's Show.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 20, 2020 11:40 AM (U9Qbt)

159 Nude Amy Schumer -> WhoDis Morgain Fairchild = Whiplashed Libido

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 20, 2020 11:40 AM (uhPTO)

160 Andrew Cuomo is flying to Savannah today to meet with our Mayor Tank Johnson and offer him advice on how to handle the Peking Peril. Our county has some of the fewest cases in the state, and we clearly need Fredo the Elder's advice. It's also been at least a week since our fat mayor has been on CNN bitching about Brian Kemp and PDT.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2020 11:39 AM (ptqGC)

New York lowered their Medicare and Social Security payments with ONE EASY STEP!

Posted by: Vanya, Clickbait Writer at July 20, 2020 11:41 AM (wJCUZ)

161 not legal to discriminate against any race or skin color -- yes, even Caucasians.

BWAHAHAHA!!

Posted by: Labor Boards and Human Resource depts everywhere at July 20, 2020 11:41 AM (Tkjw7)

162 158. Gallagher is almost always in panic mode, they few times I have listened to him any way.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 20, 2020 11:41 AM (JRaU+)

163 147 Tanya Roberts has a voice made for silent movies.

She had a voice?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2020 11:42 AM (FtO5h)

164 Not quite Kathleen Turner but kinda sexy.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2020 11:40 AM (7F3r5)
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Kathleen Turner can sing bass these days, sadly.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 20, 2020 11:42 AM (UAMe5)

165 In NY city's 12th district Congressional primary race, 20% of the mail in ballots have been rejected.


But there's no such thing as vote fraud.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 11:42 AM (oVJmc)

166 "Just wear the mask people it isn't that hard."



In the UK, the masks that they are required to wear say they do not protect against the CCP Lung Flu. So why are they wearing them? Who knows? I know we're being forced to wear them as a punishment for voting for Trump.


I just got a cowboy hat that I'm wearing with a bandana and dark glasses. It's my cowgirl robber look.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 20, 2020 11:43 AM (ZCiJZ)

167 >>IIRC, he broke up with Scarlet Johannsen then started dating Amy Schumer



NO.
The guy Lena Dunham was dating for many years had dated Scarlet in HS (no idea how serious).

Schumer is married to a chef who has a restaurant on Martha's Vineyard, IIRC.

It's easy to confuse the two of them, though, because they are both so fat, crass, unfunny and untalented-yet-promoted by Hollywood.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2020 11:43 AM (bDqIh)

168 Christopher Walken was pretty great in the animated movie "Antz." I'm surprised he doesn't do more voice work.

He was fun in "Seven Psychopaths."
Guy with shotgun: "I've got a gun!"
Walken: "I don't care."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 20, 2020 11:43 AM (E+OcO)

169 "Just wear the mask people it isn't that hard."
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 20, 2020 11:40 AM (WX+x0)


Yeah - Mike probably would view the yellow star as no more than an inconvenience.

Mike Gallagher is definitely the type that will for neat, orderly lines for the cattle cars.

Posted by: Just The Tip at July 20, 2020 11:43 AM (zzUT1)

170 I think Goldfinger is one of the most grounded of the Bond films, giant laser aside.

It's not far off of being "Sorosfinger" if you change some of the sillier details.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2020 11:43 AM (ZGrMX)

171 Gallagher is almost always in panic mode, they few times I have listened to him any way.



That's when he starts smashing the watermelons.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 11:43 AM (oVJmc)

172 My cousin said Steve " Drop a " Doocy is also in panic and mask shaming mode. Idk don't watch or listen to any of that shit.

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 11:43 AM (KNsKs)

173 154 So went to the supermarket and only one set of entrances/exits was open. Joked it was probably a new executive order from Phil Murphy. It was.

Because the WuFlu only gets you if you use the other entrance, duh.

It's SCIENCE, they scream.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2020 11:43 AM (FtO5h)

174 Gallagher is almost always in panic mode, they few times I have listened to him any way.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 20, 2020 11:41 AM (JRaU+)
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Watch out for flying chunks of watermelon.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 20, 2020 11:43 AM (UAMe5)

175 Early in her career, Tanya Roberts starred in the documentary Tourist Trap. Chuck Connors played the villain. It is rated above Citizen Kain and Pro-meth-eus.

Posted by: Mona Charen at July 20, 2020 11:43 AM (PR+wx)

176
Obvious trolls go "bloop"
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Lost in Space chimp.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2020 11:44 AM (aKsyK)

177 Imagine this as a presidential election.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2020 11:36 AM (q1l0a)



You mean, imagine this as a preview of this coming November? Holy Christ it's going to be a fucking mess.



Posted by: Vanya at July 20, 2020 11:38 AM

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The election will wind up at SCOTUS and it won't be decided before inauguration day.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 11:44 AM (JUOKG)

178 There's a vid someplace of Jennifer Lawrence with Amy Schumer at a bar. Amy is dancing atop the piano, and Jen reaches out and kisses Amy's bare foot.

If only it had been the other way around . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 11:44 AM (rpbg1)

179 The following mayors have demonstrated by their actions that they are entirely supportive of the goals of BLM/Antifa

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Los Angeles mayor Garcetti, ghey high school girl at large at July 20, 2020 11:44 AM (Tkjw7)

180 Sydney Powell rips Judge Sullivan to shreds!

https://tinyurl.com/y6ldz4g2

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at July 20, 2020 11:44 AM (EMi53)

181 I can't wrap my mind around how white BLM is

Like, they have a few blacks-- who are clearly well in the middle class-- but all you see are rich, white kids

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 20, 2020 11:45 AM (GiNu8)

182 Radio goober Mike Gallagher needs some valium and a tube top over his mouth or in his mouth.
"Just wear the mask people it isn't that hard."
Posted by: Dr. McCoy


The guy's just not that bright. Hannity must be happy to point at him when they as "how the fuck do you have a show?"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2020 11:45 AM (ysmsf)

183 Rep Anthony Sabatini is representing Beverly Beatty. And Allen West is the new head of the Texas GOP

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 20, 2020 11:45 AM (JKNZq)

184 Yesterday Michelle Malkin and more than 100 people held a Back The Blue rally in Denver. It was attacked by armed Antifa and burn loot murder people. Police nowhere to be found. Coverage by MFM, FOX News? Ha.

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 20, 2020 11:45 AM (Y6hCU)

185 Food Update:
We bring you live now to the Diogenes Kitchens where Diogenes himself can report he has emerged from the Mac and Cheese coma induced last night at dinner time. When asked how he felt Diogenes replied, "Chedder. Chedder from Heaven. And Gruyere!!! Gruyere everywhere!!!

We return you now to your regularly scheduled blogging.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2020 11:45 AM (axyOa)

186 So went to the supermarket and only one set of entrances/exits was open. Joked it was probably a new executive order from Phil Murphy. It was.

Because the WuFlu only gets you if you use the other entrance, duh.

It's SCIENCE, they scream.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2020


*
*

I noticed that at a Walmart near me. So I sent off a very proper email to the state fire marshal. I hope they get a nice little inspection.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 11:45 AM (rpbg1)

187 I can't wrap my mind around how white BLM is

Like, they have a few blacks-- who are clearly well in the middle class-- but all you see are rich, white kids


If we had an actual media, everyone would be pointing and laughing at BLM.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2020 11:45 AM (ZGrMX)

188 "Just wear the mask people it isn't that hard."

Just wear the arm tattoo that proves you've tested negative. It isn't that hard.

Just wear the scarlet letter for #TwoWeeks. It isn't that hard.

Just get aboard the train and take a nice vacation to a place where work makes you free and they have showers to die for. It isn't that hard.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2020 11:45 AM (FtO5h)

189 163. Gallagher is almost always in panic mode, they few times I have listened to him any way.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 20, 2020 11:41 AM (JRaU+)

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Sounds like he's going the way of Hewitt and Medved for Salem syndicated radio shows.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 20, 2020 11:45 AM (ch6++)

190 NO.
The guy Lena Dunham was dating for many years had dated Scarlet in HS (no idea how serious).

Schumer is married to a chef who has a restaurant on Martha's Vineyard, IIRC.

It's easy to confuse the two of them, though, because they are both so fat, crass, unfunny and untalented-yet-promoted by Hollywood.
Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2020 11:43 AM (bDqIh)

Strange Female Power #14:
Remembering the complete dating and marital history of every woman you've ever heard of.

Posted by: Vanya, Clickbait Writer at July 20, 2020 11:46 AM (wJCUZ)

191
Radio goober Mike Gallagher needs some valium and a tube top over his mouth or in his mouth.
"Just wear the mask people it isn't that hard."
Posted by: Dr. McCoy


Just say "Black Lives Matter" people, it isn't that hard.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2020 11:46 AM (aKsyK)

192 So went to the supermarket and only one set of
entrances/exits was open. Joked it was probably a new executive order
from Phil Murphy. It was.



Because the WuFlu only gets you if you use the other entrance, duh.



It's SCIENCE, they scream.





Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2020 11:43 AM

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It works the same way as those stupid one way shopping signs. The virus can't infect you if you are going in the proper direction.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 20, 2020 11:46 AM (JUOKG)

193 157

Anyone notice that just when school is about to start back all the media starts shouting that the virus is returning? Predictable

Posted by: AnnaS at July 20, 2020 11:40 AM

Not only that, but they came up with a new narrative, since the science is showing that children are pretty much immune to the virus.

New narrative: "ZOMG! Virus may have severe long-term effects in children! Can't open schools!"

It's like they have a Jerry Seinfeld rolodex of excuses handy for not hanging out with Joel Hornick. Except in the case of SARS-CoV-2, they refer to their excuse rolodex whenever their old excuses for keeping executive orders in place are exposed.

One would think people would finally wake up and realize their new excuse is BS, because all their other excuses were BS, but there are way too many people who believe every single excuse given.

Posted by: Chris Cornell, sharing a birthday with J.J. Sefton today at July 20, 2020 11:46 AM (Do5/p)

194 97 70 A View to a Kill was a terrible movie, but I think it is the best theme song of the franchise.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 20, 2020 11:26 AM (qf0sR)

Blasphemy!

Catch a YouTube vid of Paul McCartney doing 'Live and Let Die' live and you will repent.

Best rendition was when McCartney did it at the Super Bowl. I think it was in Miami.

But I think the "song" by Duran Duran is better. Personal taste.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 20, 2020 11:46 AM (qf0sR)

195 NY-12 includes several neighborhoods in the East Side of Manhattan, the Greenpoint section of Brooklyn, and western Queens, as well as Roosevelt Island

Posted by: SMOD at July 20, 2020 11:47 AM (3aI0K)

196 Wow. If you live in NYC and you need somebody whacked, no time like the present.

Posted by: Redenzo at July 20, 2020 11:47 AM (E7vND)

197 It's not about inconvenience or similar problems about wearing a mask . It's about the continued infringement of personal freedom and allowing the government to define anything they mandate as necessary as not a violation of that freedom. They are already stomping all over the right to peacefully assemble.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 20, 2020 11:47 AM (U9Qbt)

198 "Just wear the mask people it isn't that hard."
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 20, 2020 11:40 AM (WX+x0)

Yeah - Mike probably would view the yellow star as no more than an inconvenience.

Mike Gallagher is definitely the type that will for neat, orderly lines for the cattle cars.
Posted by: Just The Tip



Get on the cattle car for the trip to the guaranteed Covid free camps.

Watch how people fight to get on the cars.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2020 11:47 AM (d6PIl)

199 1. Cheryl
2. Tanya
3. Jaclyn
4. Farrah
5. Kate



100. Shelly Hack

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LOL, poor Shelly. I wouldn't have wanted to be lumped in with those women either. I would be hard-pressed to think of a more beautiful woman than 1970s Jacqueline Smith. I'd put her at #1.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 20, 2020 11:48 AM (O+I8R)

200 Actual opinion piece from today's WaPo:

@washingtonpost
Opinion: How Democrats became the law-and-order party

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2020 11:48 AM (ysmsf)

201 Regarding the Police herding Antifa:

The police should read up on the use of pincer movements in warfare.


Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2020 11:48 AM (gmo/4)

202 Let's just call it what it is - Mike Gallagher will do or say whatever he's told. Whatever it takes to get his next meal.

Posted by: Just The Tip at July 20, 2020 11:48 AM (zzUT1)

203 Wow. If you live in NYC and you need somebody whacked, no time like the present.

Posted by: Redenzo at July 20, 2020 11:47 AM (E7vND)

A second Golden Age?

Posted by: Murder, Inc. at July 20, 2020 11:49 AM (5v5Zx)

204 They were never going to open the schools. I'm afraid I called that back in late March. Wish to hell I hadn't been right.

Anyone comes at me about the "danger" to teachers, I respond "Retail workers."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2020 11:49 AM (FtO5h)

205 Real NY style cheesecake does not require toppings. It stands alone.

Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2020 11:49 AM (gmo/4)

206 WhoHer? Feel I should know but I don't.

Question for the admirers of womanhood: Did you click on "leggy" or "busty" first? I chose leggy.

WhoHim? That's really funny!

Don't have any cheesecake, but did just now enjoy an eclair our son brought by, from the restaurant where he works. With fresh coffee. Mmm.

Posted by: mindful webworker
Grace was the last of the triplets and her other two birthmates
at July 20, 2020 11:49 AM (macz7)

207 Opinion: How Democrats became the law-and-order party
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2020 11:48 AM (ysmsf)

Whose law, and whose order?

Posted by: Vanya, Clickbait Writer at July 20, 2020 11:50 AM (wJCUZ)

208 Annnd, we're back...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 20, 2020 11:50 AM (Do5/p)

209 I'm starting to think that Amy Schumer will never accept that she's not a sex kitten.

Posted by: IronDave at July 20, 2020 11:50 AM (k3crU)

210 Strange Female Power #14:
Remembering the complete dating and marital history of every woman you've ever heard of.
Posted by: Vanya, Clickbait Writer at July 20, 2020


*
*

Women are into relationships. I've noticed it among the Chinese graduate students and in every woman I ever dated or married. The other night during True Grit, I noticed that Mattie Ross (Kim Darby) takes the time to ask Rooster about his family.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 11:50 AM (rpbg1)

211 Busty then leggy. Twice.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 20, 2020 11:50 AM (WX+x0)

212 If Trump can make this race largely about law and order vs anarchy it's all over for Slow Joe.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2020 11:51 AM (ZLI7S)

213 Real NY style cheesecake does not require toppings. It stands alone.
Posted by: Archer at July 20, 2020 11:49 AM (gmo/4)

The Cheesecake Stands Alone

Posted by: Vanya, Clickbait Writer at July 20, 2020 11:51 AM (wJCUZ)

214 If the trainer persists, or you are disciplined for resisting this racial stereotype, file a discrimination complaint with Human Resources. It's not legal to discriminate against any race or skin color -- yes, even Caucasians.
Posted by: SMOD at July 20, 2020 11:39 AM (3aI0K)


A friend of mine had to suffer through "bias" training and this was her idea, too. In particular, she was incensed when told she was a racist because she was white, and when she protested, that was her ''white fragility".

Kafkatrap!

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 20, 2020 11:51 AM (0EU0N)

215 I'm starting to think that Amy Schumer will never accept that she's not a sex kitten.


Posted by: IronDave at July 20, 2020 11:50 AM (k3crU)

A sex platypus, maybe. If one squints hard.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 20, 2020 11:51 AM (5v5Zx)

216 Welk, you never see them in the same room at the same time. Of course, they don't make rooms that big.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 20, 2020 11:37 AM


Are you implying something here?

Posted by: zombie Brian Dennehey at July 20, 2020 11:51 AM (DMUuz)

217 There's been discussion of Maxine Waters pulling over yesterday to observe a police officer ticketing a black man to ensure he wasn't killed. The Marxists over at DU are all swooning over how brave she was, how she saved the man's life, etc.

I've seen pictures FROM the video, but not the video itself. Can you imagine what must have been going through the cop's head when he saw that nasty bitch pop out of the car to "observe" him?

Posted by: Anon Moron at July 20, 2020 11:52 AM (WffSE)

218 Women are into relationships. I've noticed it among the Chinese graduate students and in every woman I ever dated or married. The other night during True Grit, I noticed that Mattie Ross (Kim Darby) takes the time to ask Rooster about his family.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 11:50 AM (rpbg1)

Oh, I know. I just find it interesting and amusing.

Posted by: Vanya, Clickbait Writer at July 20, 2020 11:52 AM (wJCUZ)

219 Why these morons couldn't just shut up and suffer in silence, waiting for the end of Trumpism is beyond me.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 20, 2020 11:38 AM (qf0sR)


Katshit's been a real mental case since his parents were killed in an auto wreck. He's changed religions from Catholicism ending up, of course, as an Episcopalian. I think he and Scarborough used to whore around with Condit until the Chandra Levy situation made ol Gary toxic.

He larded up his pronouncements as governor with lots of Pearly Gates nonsense, like someone seeking absolution. He's the type of damaged goods the Ohio GOP regularly inflicts on the voters.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 20, 2020 11:52 AM (y7DUB)

220 199

Yeah - Mike probably would view the yellow star as no more than an inconvenience.

Mike Gallagher is definitely the type that will for neat, orderly lines for the cattle cars.

Posted by: Just The Tip

Get on the cattle car for the trip to the guaranteed Covid free camps.

Watch how people fight to get on the cars.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2020 11:47 AM

George: C'mon, go along...

Jerry: I'm not goin' along. I can just see you in Berlin in 1939 goose-stepping past me: "C'mon Jerry, go along, go along..."

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 20, 2020 11:52 AM (Do5/p)

221 A friend of mine had to suffer through "bias" training and this was her idea, too. In particular, she was incensed when told she was a racist because she was white, and when she protested, that was her ''white fragility".

Kafkatrap!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 20, 2020 11:51 AM (0EU0N)
-----
Arthur Koestler called this a "closed philosophical system".

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 20, 2020 11:52 AM (UAMe5)

222 How can one be fragile and oppress people at the same time? Doesn't make any sense.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 20, 2020 11:52 AM (1ISKN)

223 210 I'm starting to think that Amy Schumer will never accept that she's not a sex kitten.

Posted by: IronDave at July 20, 2020 11:50 AM (k3crU)


Neither will Lena Dunham.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 20, 2020 11:53 AM (0EU0N)

224 Someone on Twitter is trying to tell me you can get the Wuflu twice. I think she sent me five links of people that supposedly have had it more than once.

I told her to show me the study. Last study I read on this said no. And this is not the only country that gets it, so you'd think other countries would report it if it's true. I don't trust any figures coming out about this any more.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 20, 2020 11:53 AM (JKNZq)

225 I had to go to the auto parts store this morning. Signs all over in English and Espanol that a mask is required. Put my emergency mask in my shirt pocket, went in, got my stuff and left. Employees kind of wearing them. Asa Hutchison is asshoe.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 20, 2020 11:53 AM (C1Lsn)

226 213 If Trump can make this race largely about law and order vs anarchy it's all over for Slow Joe.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2020 11:51 AM (ZLI7S


You'll never know it from the poll numbers being made up.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2020 11:53 AM (7F3r5)

227 80
Irony my #BLM mural, bitch!



There's enough irony in that video to take care of my laundry into the 22nd century.



And that cop deserves an Academy Award.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 20, 2020 11:27 AM (+y/Ru)


He will probably be on disability the rest of his life from that horrific fall!

Posted by: Javems at July 20, 2020 11:54 AM (gVDpb)

228 I can't wrap my mind around how white BLM is


The 'Black Radicals' of the 1960s were a few black people usually supported by a lot of rich white kids (like Bill Ayers), mostly white girls.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 11:54 AM (oVJmc)

229 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 11:54 AM (Zz0t1)

230 If Trump can make this race largely about law and order vs anarchy it's all over for Slow Joe.
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If he can make it about school closures and law and order it's def over.

Wine moms want someone else to watch the kids.

Posted by: MJ at July 20, 2020 11:54 AM (gAMkn)

231 my comments do not appear

This happened the other day too

Posted by: JoeF. at July 20, 2020 11:54 AM (UV3aT)

232 Wasn't Tanya Tucker involved with Glen Campbell for years? She looks bad now.

Posted by: megthered at July 20, 2020 11:54 AM (zqypl)

233 WhoDis woman played Donna's ditzy mom on That 70's Show.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 11:55 AM (Zz0t1)

234 Happy apollo 11 day!
America F@@k yeah

Posted by: harley at July 20, 2020 11:55 AM (2EU+/)

235 Too bad there isn't a URL for it that doesn't change.

https://ace.mu.nu

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 20, 2020 11:55 AM (5VmYS)

236 Late to the thread. Real Life gets in the way of cyber life sometimes.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 11:55 AM (bCLt0)

237 234 Wasn't Tanya Tucker involved with Glen Campbell for years? She looks bad now.
Posted by: megthered at July 20, 2020 11:54 AM (zqypl


Old age gets us all.

I'll always have Sheena on VHS though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2020 11:55 AM (7F3r5)

238 >>Why these morons couldn't just shut up and suffer in silence, waiting for the end of Trumpism is beyond me.

Because if Trump gets 4 more years to complete his agenda there won't be any coming back for them.

At least 2 more SC Justices, hundred more judges, an end to illegal immigration, break up of pedo rings and money laundering, and on and on.

They don't just hate Trump because they think he's gauche. They hate him because he is destroying the infrastructure that kept them in power for decades.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 20, 2020 11:55 AM (ZLI7S)

239 Yes Tanya tucker and glen campbell were an item for several years. long time ago.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 20, 2020 11:56 AM (JKNZq)

240 132 Obvious trolls go "bloop"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 20, 2020 11:36 AM (ysmsf)


"That's not nice."

- - Debbie

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2020 11:56 AM (s2VJv)

241 There's a troll out.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2020 11:56 AM (lgiXo)

242 Who is the Hitler Jugend kid??

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 11:56 AM (bCLt0)

243 I see there is a story about Clare Hazell being involved with Epstein as one of the women he used to find girls for his operation in the news.


She's stepping down from a children's charity. Thinks that make you go hmmm....

The other interesting part though is that her family owns Elveden Hall and she hosted some of her events there. This is also one of the places they filmed Eyes Wide Shut...a movie about a weird, powerful sex cult.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 20, 2020 11:56 AM (qlFIA)

244 Yes and no doubt some of the "second" cases are people who tested false positive the first time. Especially since the admitted false positive rste of the first tests was 30%

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 11:56 AM (KNsKs)

245 Nuke 224

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 20, 2020 11:56 AM (bwXkn)

246 Jane Fonda

Posted by: Hotspur at July 20, 2020 11:56 AM (yiiDy)

247 @washingtonpost
Opinion: How Democrats became the law-and-order party

-
You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Twilight Zone!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 20, 2020 11:56 AM (+y/Ru)

248 I want to show the "Head 'em up, Move 'em out" video to our boy scout troop and tell them "this is how you form a line to police your campsite! Batons optional."

Posted by: Cold Rage at July 20, 2020 11:56 AM (OXSar)

249 I'm starting to think that Amy Schumer will never accept that she's not a sex kitten.


Posted by: IronDave at July 20, 2020 11:50 AM (k3crU)

A sex platypus, maybe. If one squints hard.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 20, 2020


*
*

Sex marmots!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 11:56 AM (rpbg1)

250 my comments do not appear

This happened the other day too

Posted by: JoeF.

***

So, Joe









What do you think?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2020 11:57 AM (axyOa)

251 Don't nuke OM. I will vouch for.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 11:57 AM (bCLt0)

252 242 There's a troll out.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2020 11:56 AM (lgiXo)


Should be gone now.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 20, 2020 11:57 AM (0EU0N)

253 has anyone noticed what's happened to modeling lately?

. Skinny, androgenous, ugly, weirdly styled/kempt (e.g. guys with long unbrushed hair, nearly bald girls), scowling and malnourished.

Creepy AF.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2020 11:31 AM (bDqIh)

Not as such, but I noticed Pedowood is on the trend. We are no longer celebrating beauty.

Beauty is evidence of God, and that's just got to go.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2020 11:57 AM (ydGb0)

254 250
Sex marmots!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 11:56 AM (rpbg1)


I saw the Sex Marmots open for the Sex Pistols on SNL in '77.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2020 11:57 AM (s2VJv)

255 Wasn't Tanya Tucker involved with Glen Campbell for years? She looks bad now.
Posted by: megthered



You should see Glen Campbell.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2020 11:58 AM (d6PIl)

256
What the hell happened to Kamala-Toe's face? Did she use Michael Corleone's plastic surgeon?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2020 11:58 AM (s2VJv)

257 48
Tanya Roberts is at least one hand high IYKWIM
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 20, 2020 11:24 AM

Sure, but the real question is how many knuckles deep she is. Have her stop by my bunker and I'll report back.

Posted by: Joe "Rape-Rape" Biden at July 20, 2020 11:58 AM (WffSE)

258 256 Wasn't Tanya Tucker involved with Glen Campbell for years? She looks bad now.
Posted by: megthered



You should see Glen Campbell.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2020 11:58 AM (d6PIl)

He seems, mildewed.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 11:59 AM (bCLt0)

259 Yesterday Michelle Malkin and more than 100 people held a Back The Blue rally in Denver. It was attacked by armed Antifa and burn loot murder people. Police nowhere to be found. Coverage by MFM, FOX News? Ha.

Posted by: mercenary13 at July 20, 2020 11:45 AM (Y6hCU)


I saw that on twatter this morning - horrific. She got sprayed in the face with silly string (trust me, that shit sucks when it's wet) and some antifa goon-chick went after them with a collapsible baton. Idiot news personality Kyle Clark said BLM was trying to have a discussion.

I hope Kyle gets to have a few deep discussions of his own.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 20, 2020 11:59 AM (8B6Ng)

260 I think it is always interesting to know how much of what is done is done by people who really know the end goal, and what percentage are just useful idiots. The ultimate goal of all this protesting, and the virus BS, seems to be to tear down our culture, and tear down the economy. How many people who are making the decisions, government, actually know that?
I just went out to dinner(outside the USA). The owner of the restaurant said that, until recently, if a family showed up, ten people, perhaps in two cars, he had to seat them 2 to a table over 5 tables. It is destroying his business. A husband and wife and two kids? They had to have two tables.
I think the government thinks it is stopping COVID. Even though there have been only 58 deaths in this whole country, and none in three weeks. But I guess someone is pursuing the bigger plan of just total anarchy.

Posted by: MikeM at July 20, 2020 11:59 AM (jfXW9)

261 In NY city's 12th district Congressional primary race, 20% of the mail in ballots have been rejected.


But there's no such thing as vote fraud.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 20, 2020 11:42 AM (oVJmc)

The fraudulent votes are the ones being accepted.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2020 11:59 AM (ydGb0)

262 Is Joe going to sniff catshit's hair & Finger bang him ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 20, 2020 11:59 AM (1Dmt5)

263 Even Geobbels would shake his head at the shit coming out of the Left's and MSM's (birm) mouth.


'Dude..come on. Don't be so obvious!'

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2020 11:59 AM (7F3r5)

264 223 How can one be fragile and oppress people at the same time? Doesn't make any sense.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 20, 2020 11:52 AM (1ISKN)


Heh. You've just described a "crybully", which are almost exclusively leftists.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 20, 2020 11:59 AM (0EU0N)

265 >>Wow. If you live in NYC and you need somebody whacked, no time like the present.


It's like all of The Purge movies, except there is no horn that blasts signaling it's time to stop and return to normal.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2020 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

266 Another clean up. 258

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2020 12:00 PM (7F3r5)

267 Totally whiffed on the WhoDis. Just glanced at the pic and thought it was Morgan Fairchild. In my defense, I think every 80s starlet has a pic just like that.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at July 20, 2020 12:00 PM (uhPTO)

268 Where I'll look at any woman that wants to get naked at least once, why does ANYONE think Amy Schumer's journey into parenthood is something the viewing public gives a flying fuck about?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 20, 2020 12:01 PM (Zz0t1)

269 Oh and I saw the cover of Allure magazine with 2 US women's soccer dykes preparing to kiss. " Love Strong". Because as we know lesbians suffer horrible discrimination and persecution in this country....

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 12:01 PM (KNsKs)

270 Wasn't Tanya Tucker involved with Glen Campbell for years? She looks bad now.
Posted by: megthered



You should see Glen Campbell.

Posted by: rickb223



snort

Posted by: Diogenes at July 20, 2020 12:01 PM (axyOa)

271 ZTG5P

This one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2020 12:01 PM (7F3r5)

272 245

Yes and no doubt some of the "second" cases are people who tested false positive the first time. Especially since the admitted false positive rste of the first tests was 30%

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2020 11:56 AM

Exactly. Who the fuck knows what "studies" or data or any fucking thing you can trust anymore?

You've got China lying about shit from day 1, you have the WHO in league with China, you've got the CDC caught lying about masks and lying about data collection.

And everywhere you look, you can find a "study" or "data" showing the exact opposite findings.

It's all FUBAR.

And it's intentional.

So the tyrants can do whatever the hell they want, tell us whatever the hell they want and order us to do - or not do - whatever the hell they want. And there's no way to possibly point to any authority that has anything correct.

FUBAR. The new normal.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 20, 2020 12:01 PM (Do5/p)

273 When Kasich is stuffing his face, he's thinking of his days as a choir boy.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2020 12:01 PM (LxTcq)

274 234 Wasn't Tanya Tucker involved with Glen Campbell for years? She looks bad now.
______________

She had an accident and burned her face pretty badly several years ago.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 20, 2020 12:01 PM (k4dH2)

275 A friend of mine had to suffer through "bias" training and this was her idea, too. In particular, she was incensed when told she was a racist because she was white, and when she protested, that was her ''white fragility".

-
Jemele Hill has provided us with a simple test to determine whether we are racist.

Jemele Hill@jemelehill
If you vote for Donald Trump, you are a racist. You have no wiggle room.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 20, 2020 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)

276 When Kasich is stuffing his face, he's thinking of his days as a choir boy.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 20, 2020 12:01 PM (LxTc

Is that the guy whose father was a postman?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 20, 2020 12:02 PM (lgiXo)

277 >>What the hell happened to Kamala-Toe's face? Did she use Michael Corleone's plastic surgeon?



Right??

There was nothing wrong with her face - she didn't need to tinker.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 20, 2020 12:02 PM (bDqIh)

278 Just a heads up: when I enter "ace of spades" or "aoshq" in Google (which is how I access from my phone; just type "a" in google bar and the site pulls up) it now refuses to give me a link to the site. The search shows the wiki page, Twitter, the band Motorhead, etc. but not Ace's site. In fact, I had to go to different search engine (D3Go) to get the link to come up in the search. Also tried it on my laptop--same deal.

This is also true of Instapundit---Google refuses to link to the actual site.

Anyone else notice this or can try this out?

Posted by: Glendower at July 20, 2020 12:02 PM (0keQk)

279 FUBAR. The new normal.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 20, 2020 12:01 PM (Do5/p)


It's FUBAR all the way down.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 20, 2020 12:02 PM (5v5Zx)

280 Hmmmph. Doesn't anyone want to see me in a tube top?

Posted by: Mona Charen at July 20, 2020 12:04 PM (PR+wx)

281 279 Just a heads up: when I enter "ace of spades" or "aoshq" in Google (which is how I access from my phone; just type "a" in google bar and the site pulls up) it now refuses to give me a link to the site. The search shows the wiki page, Twitter, the band Motorhead, etc. but not Ace's site. In fact, I had to go to different search engine (D3Go) to get the link to come up in the search. Also tried it on my laptop--same deal.
This is also true of Instapundit---Google refuses to link to the actual site.

Anyone else notice this or can try this out?
Posted by: Glendower at July 20, 2020 12:02 PM (0keQk)


I typed in AoSHQ into Google and ace.mu.nu was the first link.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 20, 2020 12:04 PM (0EU0N)

282 Is Joe going to sniff catshit's hair & Finger bang him ?
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 20, 2020 11:59 AM (1Dmt5)


Sundown could jerk him off on stage and the enemedia would deny anything happened. Chris Wallace would say he wasn't at the convention.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 20, 2020 12:04 PM (y7DUB)

283 My father was a mailman.

My father was the mailman.

Compare and contrast.

Posted by: klaftern at July 20, 2020 12:04 PM (RuIsu)

284 Surgeon General Jerome Adams implores Americans to wear masks: "I'm begging you"


If this were a real pandemic, you wouldn't have to implore or tell anyone.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2020 12:05 PM (d6PIl)

285 From the year that brought us murder hornets, famine-inducing locusts and the global coronavirus pandemic, comes the latest airborne scourge: a 50-mile-wide swarm of flying, and mating, ants.

Posted by: SMOD at July 20, 2020 12:05 PM (3aI0K)

286 Hmmmph. Doesn't anyone want to see me in a tube top?

Posted by: Mona Charen at July 20, 2020 12:04 PM (PR+wx)

Sure!

Posted by: Chaz Bono at July 20, 2020 12:05 PM (5v5Zx)

287 Know who still looks great? Phoebe Cates (sigh.)

Because she's an immortal goddess.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2020 12:05 PM (FtO5h)

288 Nood but it's about Kamala Harris' bad plastic surgery.

There are pictures.

Make your choice.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2020 12:05 PM (2HIdp)

289 Greetings:

1). New York "style" cheesecake has a brown top and don't need no saucing.

2) Bronx folk wisdom: "When Mr. Nightstick meets Mrs. Shinbone, law and order sometimes breaks out.

Posted by: 11B40 at July 20, 2020 12:05 PM (evgyj)

290 272 ZTG5P
This one.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 20, 2020 12:01 PM (7F3r5)


Gone.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 20, 2020 12:06 PM (0EU0N)

291 When I type in AoSHQ, I get the London Boys. Weird.

Posted by: tubal at July 20, 2020 12:06 PM (bCLt0)

292 Interesting. I'm still getting Wiki as first link and no link to site at all.

Posted by: Glendower at July 20, 2020 12:06 PM (0keQk)

293 the band Motorhead,

LOL, I eventually bookmarked this place because I was so sick of the Motorhead linkage.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 20, 2020 12:06 PM (FtO5h)

294 Anyone else notice this or can try this out?
Posted by: Glendower
When I do it just now, on an iPad in Safari, it auto fills this site. Or if I then type in ace of spades, our ACE web site shows up on the second page of google results.

Posted by: MikeM at July 20, 2020 12:06 PM (jfXW9)

295 Bringing America together by emphasizing our shared values.

https://bit.ly/39fNIwL

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 20, 2020 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)

296 "BLM/Antifa want to be the oppressors."
This!
Which is why they never have an answer when you ask, okay, how do you want the country to be run after we are all woke and stuff?

Posted by: PJ at July 20, 2020 12:07 PM (qlTN9)

297 This is also true of Instapundit---Google refuses to link to the actual site.

Anyone else notice this or can try this out?
Posted by: Glendower at July 20, 2020 12:02 PM (0keQk)


Yep, google shows either wiki entries or people talking about AoSHQ, but no direct links - at least on the first page.

But, google is in full propaganda mode now, they're blocking all kinds of search parameters and blacklisting videos on YT.

Why friends don't let friends google.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 20, 2020 12:07 PM (8B6Ng)

298 281 Hmmmph. Doesn't anyone want to see me in a tube top?
Posted by: Mona Charen at July 20, 2020 12:04 PM (PR+wx)


I'd rather see Mitch McConnell in a tube top.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at July 20, 2020 12:07 PM (0EU0N)

299 Anyone else notice this or can try this out?
Posted by: Glendower at July 20, 2020 12:02 PM (0keQk)

It works fine for me with or without hq

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2020 12:07 PM (ydGb0)

300 This might be the appropriate commentary of our times.


Captain Koons : The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright.

He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass.

Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years.

Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 20, 2020 12:08 PM (RYbPa)

301 279 Just a heads up: when I enter "ace of spades" or "aoshq" in Google (which is how I access from my phone; just type "a" in google bar and the site pulls up) it now refuses to give me a link to the site. The search shows the wiki page, Twitter, the band Motorhead, etc. but not Ace's site. In fact, I had to go to different search engine (D3Go) to get the link to come up in the search. Also tried it on my laptop--same deal.

This is also true of Instapundit---Google refuses to link to the actual site.

Anyone else notice this or can try this out?
Posted by: Glendower at July 20, 2020 12:02 PM (0keQk)

This has happened to me sporadically. Very strange.

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at July 20, 2020 12:08 PM (/rsCS)

302 Because of Smokey and the Bandit you get the southern sheriff in two movies.

The Southern sheriff in Bond predates Smokey and the Bandit.

Posted by: spindrift at July 20, 2020 12:08 PM (h5TKJ)

303 Amy Schumer? I'd rather let a honey badger shave my pubes.

Posted by: ... at July 20, 2020 12:08 PM (ydGb0)

304 Amy Schumer is a cruel and ugly person on the inside and outside. There is nothing comical about that while performing or in real life.

Posted by: Alicia Vikander scissoring Lili Simmons at July 20, 2020 12:09 PM (3NXN7)

305 I think the government thinks it is stopping COVID. Even though there have been only 58 deaths in this whole country, and none in three weeks. But I guess someone is pursuing the bigger plan of just total anarchy.
Posted by: MikeM at July 20, 2020


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One could liken this whole craziness to the "witch hunt" hysteria of the 17th and 18th centuries . . . except nobody is getting burned at the stake.

Yet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 12:09 PM (rpbg1)

306 "Exactly. Who the fuck knows what "studies" or data or any fucking thing you can trust anymore?



You've got China lying about shit from day 1, you have the WHO in
league with China, you've got the CDC caught lying about masks and lying
about data collection.
"


Thanks to MSM/deep state treachery, even if corona virus or something else. was a real health threat millions of people, including me, will not believe a word they hear. Heck, even now corona could possibly pose some significant risk but I have no way of knowing for sure becasue every single thing is presented as way to attack Trump and his supporters. I trust nothing I read or hear from news outlets or the "experts."

Posted by: Ripley at July 20, 2020 12:09 PM (MxEKc)

307 285

Surgeon General Jerome Adams implores Americans to wear masks: "I'm begging you"

If this were a real pandemic, you wouldn't have to implore or tell anyone.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 20, 2020 12:05 PM

The same guy who in February said this?

"STOP BUYING MASKS!" "They are NOT effective in preventing general public from catching #Coronavirus, but if healthcare providers can't get them to care for sick patients, it puts them and our communities at risk!"

https://on.mktw.net/2XtsyWn

He can beg all he wants. He has ZERO credibility.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 20, 2020 12:10 PM (Do5/p)

308 Posted by: clutch cargo at July 20, 2020 12:07 PM (8B6Ng)


Bing aoshq first result is the site itself, second is the wiki entry about it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2020 12:10 PM (NgKpN)

309 303 Because of Smokey and the Bandit you get the southern sheriff in two movies.

The Southern sheriff in Bond predates Smokey and the Bandit.


====
The man with the golden gun is my favorite bond movie because of the sheriff

Posted by: harley at July 20, 2020 12:10 PM (2EU+/)

310 Speaking of blocked, google hid this video from D'Souza yesterday from a direct search.

There's nothing new, but it's a nice summary of Plagiarizin' Joe and when the media was ok to dump on him.

https://youtu.be/_f2Z30j61aw

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 20, 2020 12:10 PM (8B6Ng)

311 That Rawhide video is hilarious. Also: not shown, a single black member of BLM/Pantifa.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2020 11:25 AM (ZGrMX)



Yeah, pairing the Blues Brothers version of Rawhide next to these Antifa clowns was priceless.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 20, 2020 12:12 PM (ZSK0i)

312 Bing aoshq first result is the site itself, second is the wiki entry about it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 20, 2020 12:10 PM (NgKpN)


While I use DDG pretty much, I've been happy that Gates hasn't given the edict to warp Bing, it's still a decent search engine.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 20, 2020 12:13 PM (8B6Ng)

313 289

Nood but it's about Kamala Harris' bad plastic surgery.

There are pictures.

Make your choice.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 20, 2020 12:05 PM

Yeah... I think I'll go back to working from home. I'll check in later to see if anything is posted that won't make me hurl...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 20, 2020 12:14 PM (Do5/p)

314 "Surgeon General Jerome Adams implores Americans to wear masks: "I'm begging you"



If this were a real pandemic, you wouldn't have to implore or tell anyone.



Posted by: rickb223"

If this were a real pandemic, we wouldn't have dancing nurse videos on Tic Toc and all other home videos meant to inspire and virtue signal. That is not what a plague looks like. Which is one reason why many people refuse to take it seriously.


Posted by: Ripley at July 20, 2020 12:15 PM (MxEKc)

315 Interesting. I'm still getting Wiki as first link and no link to site at all.
Posted by: Glendower at July 20, 2020


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With DuckDuckGo in Brave, I type "AOSHQ" and get the correct site as the first link, Wikipedia as the second.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 12:15 PM (rpbg1)

316 Amy Schumer? I'd rather let a honey badger shave my pubes.
Posted by: ... at July 20, 2020 12:08 PM (ydGb0)


I'm still literally getting over that pic that CBD posted a link to a couple of days back. Existential crisis shit right there.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 20, 2020 12:16 PM (8B6Ng)

317 With DuckDuckGo in Brave, I type "AOSHQ" and get the correct site as the first link, Wikipedia as the second.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2020 12:15 PM (rpbg1)


Why I've used DDG for years, and will continue to do so. And pray that google doesn't buy them. Heck, so much of their search engine works better than google, such as the images.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 20, 2020 12:18 PM (8B6Ng)

318 James Woods@RealJamesWoods
Kamala is so greedy. C'mon, sweetie, leave a little Botox for Nancy and Hillary, for crying out loud. She looks like a squirrel hoarding acorns in her cheeks for winter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 20, 2020 12:19 PM (+y/Ru)

319 there's a nood, folks

Posted by: BignJames at July 20, 2020 12:21 PM (X/Pw5)

320 And that cop deserves an Academy Award.

Striker on the police soccer team, of future NFL punter?

Posted by: Paladin at July 20, 2020 12:39 PM (Qb66T)

321 Excellent news aggregator

Lucianne.com

Posted by: bob sims at July 20, 2020 12:49 PM (Pt+hQ)

322 And I loved him in that movie where he sees into the future and sets out to kill Martin Sheen.



I know, i know, doesn't help much.


Is that the one where Martin Sheen uses a baby as a shield from the sniper? Talk about type casting....

Posted by: Paladin at July 20, 2020 12:56 PM (Qb66T)

323 Why is the mayor of Minneapolis not on the list? He should be first.

Posted by: Roland Hirsch at July 20, 2020 01:03 PM (oMkPq)

324 What, what? Is somebody suggesting that Drudge has gone off of the deep end?

Maybe its the COVID-19.

Posted by: Fritz at July 20, 2020 01:06 PM (95j/9)

325 You support BLM too, you coward, because you attack anyone who tells the truth about black people as racist. You are an anti-White POS. You cannot hide form this.

Posted by: FPY at July 20, 2020 04:12 PM (Mp3Rk)

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