aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Mid-Morning Art Thread
Salvador Dali
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 23, 2020 09:31 AM (qrl0f)
Posted by: Capn Ned at July 23, 2020 09:31 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 23, 2020 09:31 AM (qrl0f)
Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 09:31 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: runner at July 23, 2020 09:32 AM (/czxp)
Posted by: BignJames at July 23, 2020 09:32 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 09:32 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 23, 2020 09:32 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2020 09:32 AM (E+OcO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 09:32 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Saf at July 23, 2020 09:33 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: JT at July 23, 2020 09:33 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23, 2020 09:33 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2020 09:33 AM (JUOKG)
Remember the scene from "Time Bandits?"
I think they stole it from this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 09:32 AM (s2VJv)
=========
Threadjacking!
But yeah, it wouldn't surprise me if Dali was an influence on Gilliam.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 09:33 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Seattle Loveaboard Community at July 23, 2020 09:33 AM (i9Gy2)
Posted by: runner at July 23, 2020 09:33 AM (/czxp)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 09:33 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 23, 2020 09:33 AM (sYlPw)
Posted by: mindful webworker
A shaggy Gothic horror story
at July 23, 2020 09:34 AM (v6tPi)
Dear Lord, Make Him Stop - a limerick
I fear poor Muldoon has dementia
His brain operates in absentia
His lim'ricks don't rhyme
And they don't scan "in-time"...
...I'll bet ya still read it though, didn't cha?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 09:34 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Saf at July 23, 2020 09:34 AM (5IHGB)
Troll be gone
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 09:34 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at July 23, 2020 09:34 AM (+S1Fy)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 23, 2020 09:34 AM (tsZQ+)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 09:34 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: josephistan at July 23, 2020 09:35 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Saf at July 23, 2020 09:36 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 23, 2020 09:36 AM (w6A0l)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 09:37 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: G. Gnome, Grand Poohbah of Zucchini Hill at July 23, 2020 09:37 AM (OQcPl)
Posted by: Kris at July 23, 2020 09:37 AM (VQp/A)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 09:37 AM (rpbg1)
Every time I see Dali's works in a museum I'm shocked at how small they are. I always imagined them to be on large canvases but they're usually pretty small.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 09:37 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 23, 2020 09:37 AM (NiSls)
Posted by: BignJames at July 23, 2020 09:38 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 09:38 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2020 09:38 AM (d6PIl)
Posted by: Gref at July 23, 2020 09:38 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: spindrift at July 23, 2020 09:38 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas
Dali enjoyed the brown acid.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2020 09:38 AM (d6PIl)
=========
Probably paired with a well aged green fairy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 09:38 AM (LvTSG)
Same here. This work is rather tame.
I do like me some Dali. He was a character.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 23, 2020 09:38 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: MikeM at July 23, 2020 09:39 AM (bYDY1)
The depth and darkness of the colors.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 23, 2020 09:39 AM (w6A0l)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 09:39 AM (Fc5rx)
(* I'm guessing it's a guy. Those legs look way too muscular and lumpy for a woman.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 09:39 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 23, 2020 09:39 AM (w6A0l)
Same here. This work is rather tame.
I do like me some Dali. He was a character.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 23, 2020 09:38 AM (HaL55)
========
Adrien Body's take on Dali was one of the most amusing parts of Midnight in Paris.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q1V_xjHhLM
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 09:39 AM (LvTSG)
Masts fore and aft will get in the way.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2020 09:39 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2020 09:40 AM (mht8P)
(* I'm guessing it's a guy. Those legs look way too muscular and lumpy for a woman.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 09:39 AM (rpbg1)
==========
"Looks like a woman should look to me."
-Michelangelo
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 09:40 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at July 23, 2020 09:40 AM (PbH71)
Posted by: MikeM at July 23, 2020 09:39 AM (bYDY1)
Eh...why not?
Posted by: BignJames at July 23, 2020 09:40 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 23, 2020 09:40 AM (3H9h1)
Remember the scene from "Time Bandits?"
I think they stole it from this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 09:32 AM (s2VJv)
Damn
I was just thinking about the giant with the ship on his head.
Posted by: Capn Ned at July 23, 2020 09:40 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 09:37 AM (s2VJv)
The Dali museum in Tampa Florida had both his small works and 14-foot tall paintings.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 23, 2020 09:40 AM (sYlPw)
The blues and greens used throughout show the many tints and colors of the sea. It is strong visually. The idea of a ship as an extension of Man (or Woman, ships are usually called 'she') is old and powerful. It is an intriguing painting. It feels like Shelly could write a poem about the image.
I have no idea what the creature in the sky is.
Dali is so strange and unpredictable in what he portrays and how, I think each painting has to be taken one at a time.
Posted by: JTB at July 23, 2020 09:41 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2020 09:41 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: josephistan at July 23, 2020 09:41 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 09:41 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 23, 2020 09:42 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: runner at July 23, 2020 09:42 AM (/czxp)
Posted by: spindrift at July 23, 2020 09:38 AM (h5TKJ)
Warning that Chinese we cooking up Bat Flu to kill us without firing a shot.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 23, 2020 09:42 AM (JFO2v)
Dali is so strange and unpredictable in what he portrays and how, I think each painting has to be taken one at a time.
Posted by: JTB at July 23, 2020
*
*
It does look more like a bat than a bird, even a seagull.
And yes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 09:43 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: itsacookbook at July 23, 2020 09:43 AM (yPxXc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2020 09:43 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: JTB at July 23, 2020 09:43 AM (7EjX1)
LOL
It's fantail is alluring, I'll bet. For sailors on all male ships after 6 months at sea.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2020 09:44 AM (u82oZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q1V_xjHhLM
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 09:39 AM (LvTSG)
The casting in that film was pretty interesting. The only character I didn't really like was Zelda Fitxgerald. Blythe Danner was a better choice years ago, but one had to suffer through Richard Chamberlain who was miscast as Scott.
Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 09:44 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2020 09:44 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SMH at July 23, 2020 09:44 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2020 09:44 AM (hku12)
That was pretty funny.
"I see...a rhinoceros!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 23, 2020 09:45 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 09:46 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 23, 2020 09:46 AM (DjiZK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2020 09:46 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 09:46 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 09:46 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Splash the zeros
Posted by: Jean at July 23, 2020 09:46 AM (ALgU9)
I though ships were referred to as "she"
Those are some manly legs for a woman.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 23, 2020 09:42 AM (U2p+3)
The proportions of the body make me believe it's a woman being carried by a man. Torso looks too long otherwise. Who knows?
Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 09:47 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 09:47 AM (ZLI7S)
Thread needs more nautical puns.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 09:46 AM (LvTSG)
I KEEL you!!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2020 09:47 AM (mht8P)
I though ships were referred to as "she"
Posted by: Nurse ratched
That's where the DINGhy comes from.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2020 09:48 AM (d6PIl)
Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 23, 2020 09:48 AM (Oq/TM)
Otoh, there's the issue of the spinnakers. The spar is either coming right out of his dick or out of just below it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 09:48 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 09:48 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: SMH at July 23, 2020 09:48 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020
*
*
Sparring over whether a thread needs puns.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 09:48 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 23, 2020 09:48 AM (1g7ch)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 23, 2020 09:49 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 23, 2020 09:49 AM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 23, 2020 09:49 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020
*
*
I bow to your suggestion.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 09:49 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 09:49 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: lilliputians at July 23, 2020 09:49 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 09:49 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 23, 2020 09:50 AM (WX+x0)
Posted by: IP at July 23, 2020 09:50 AM (w9UC1)
A Lifetime of Meritorious Service - a limerick
He served with great verve and panache,
In a plume and an upswept mustache
He never got bored
In a life underscored
By sodomy, rum, and the lash
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 09:50 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 23, 2020 09:48 AM (1g7ch)
Skating on sand....there's a challenge!
Posted by: BignJames at July 23, 2020 09:50 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2020 09:50 AM (EYn9P)
I bow to your suggestion.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 09:49 AM (rpbg1)
You'll receive a stern warning!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2020 09:50 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: CN
Maybe Dali was commenting on the masculine and feminine aspects(?) of a ship. The strong supportive ship(?) And the more flowing, feminine sails? And of course that would mean the bat signifies....hmmm...not sure.
Posted by: MikeM at July 23, 2020 09:51 AM (bYDY1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020
*
*
What is some people's reef with puns?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 09:51 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 23, 2020 09:51 AM (OWgiM)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 23, 2020 09:51 AM (ijEPD)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 09:52 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2020
*
*
Oh. Oh, I think I'm going to be able to use the word "opium" in a sentence.
I opium mother is feeling better.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 09:52 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 23, 2020 09:52 AM (U2p+3)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2020 09:52 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 23, 2020 09:52 AM (6xA3t)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 23, 2020 09:52 AM (qrl0f)
I think the "To Sturgeon, With Love" story is incredibly neat.
Posted by: Downcast at July 23, 2020 09:52 AM (C3AE6)
________
LOL.
You've probably got a limerick about being reamed too ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 09:52 AM (WqPYg)
I can't find it, nor do I know where I was when I clicked on it.
Anyone see anything like that? Trying to find it for someone who writes for Tammy Bruce's org.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 23, 2020 09:53 AM (qNOBr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020
*
*
What is some people's reef with puns?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 09:51 AM (rpbg1
Driven by in decent sea, some people know knot shame.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2020 09:53 AM (EYn9P)
"Sodium-y bums and the trash"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 09:54 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 23, 2020 09:54 AM (mht8P)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Dali was scoring so strange mushrooms!
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2020 09:54 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2020 09:54 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2020 09:54 AM (u82oZ
Plus out ship names were way cooler.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2020 09:55 AM (EYn9P)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 09:56 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2020 09:54 AM (u82oZ)
++++++++++++
And we are still a naval power. I am not certain we are still a maritime power, though. Our merchant marine has withered.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 09:56 AM (hYcqw)
Will you take me to the dance
Cried the fair maiden
The hell with the dance
Pull down your pants
Cried Barnacle Bill the Sailor
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 09:57 AM (ZLI7S)
And we are still a naval power. I am not certain we are still a maritime power, though. Our merchant marine has withered.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 09:56 AM (hYcqw)
Are you shore?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2020 09:57 AM (EYn9P)
I mean, it's the only news that matters today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 09:57 AM (LvTSG)
I though ships were referred to as "she"
Posted by: Nurse ratched
That's where the DINGhy comes from.
Posted by: rickb223
***
Oh SNAP!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2020 09:57 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 09:56 AM (rpbg1)
Crusty, it was.
Posted by: BignJames at July 23, 2020 09:58 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at July 23, 2020 09:58 AM (2RBkF)
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2020 09:58 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2020 09:59 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: eleven at July 23, 2020 09:59 AM (XTyi0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 09:59 AM (LvTSG)
Not sure if this is what you saw, I saw it on Instapundit
https://tinyurl.com/yxd7dp5h
Healthy is now racist...
Posted by: MikeM at July 23, 2020 09:59 AM (bYDY1)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2020 10:00 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 09:56 AM (hYcqw)
Are you shore?
Posted by: AlaBAMA
*********
Do you still harbor any doubts?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 10:00 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 23, 2020 10:00 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 10:00 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 23, 2020 10:02 AM (iTXRQ)
Oh. Oh, I think I'm going to be able to use the word "opium" in a sentence.
I opium mother is feeling better.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 09:52 AM (rpbg1)
opium makes you LOUD and NUMB
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2020 10:03 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Buck Owens at July 23, 2020 10:03 AM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2020 10:04 AM (q1Pj5)
Oh. Oh, I think I'm going to be able to use the word "opium" in a sentence.
I opium mother is feeling better.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 09:52 AM (rpbg1)
opium makes you LOUD and NUMB
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2020 10:03 AM (WyVLE)
THIS IS ABOUT ME, ISN'T IT?
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 23, 2020 10:05 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: SpaceBrainz at July 23, 2020 10:05 AM (hgEWn)
Posted by: IP at July 23, 2020 10:06 AM (w9UC1)
opium makes you LOUD and NUMB
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2020 10:03 AM (WyVLE)
THIS IS ABOUT ME, ISN'T IT?
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 23, 2020 10:05 AM (Izzlo)
No, it is about me.
Posted by: Jose de San Martin at July 23, 2020 10:07 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: IP at July 23, 2020 10:07 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: Mermaid at July 23, 2020 10:08 AM (q1Pj5)
Too quiet.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2020 10:08 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 23, 2020 09:40 AM (sYlPw)
I think that used to be east of Cleveland until it relocated a while back. I really miss having access to it.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 23, 2020 10:08 AM (y7DUB)
I bet the NBA is going to be pissed about this.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 23, 2020 10:08 AM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Archer at July 23, 2020 10:08 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Bert G, new podisode at July 23, 2020 10:08 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 23, 2020 10:09 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 10:09 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2020 10:09 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 23, 2020 10:09 AM (0jfkF)
Posted by: JT at July 23, 2020 10:10 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2020 10:10 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: MJ at July 23, 2020 10:10 AM (gAMkn)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 23, 2020 09:54 AM (u82oZ)
Does the British Navy still have more admirals on active duty today than it did while fighting WW II?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 23, 2020 10:10 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 23, 2020 10:09 AM (0jfkF)
Belay that!
Posted by: Captain Barbossa at July 23, 2020 10:11 AM (q1Pj5)
I bet the NBA is going to be pissed about this.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 23, 2020 10:08 AM (kA3Cp)
I expect a lot of legislators are being paid speaking fees and other interesting donations by the PLA
Posted by: Jose de San Martin at July 23, 2020 10:11 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Jack Sparrow at July 23, 2020 10:11 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 23, 2020 10:11 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 23, 2020 10:12 AM (s2VJv)
I really like the digression into nauti nautical humor!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 23, 2020 10:12 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 10:12 AM (oVJmc)
These seem to be happening in blue enclaves, like most of the violence these days. And Catholics in blue enclaves tend to be as blue as anyone else in the enclave.
So, they're now being attacked by antifa foot soldiers, their holy symbols desecrated. But these blue enclave Catholics are supposed to be the good guys. Their priests say Black Lives Matter in their homilies and they happily nod along with the Marxist sentiments implied.
It's got to be shaking them a bit about how rabid the left is getting. "But we kneeled!" is the sort of thing someone seems to say right as they are being mugged by reality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 10:13 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 23, 2020 10:14 AM (E+OcO)
You can't look at Dali with eyes that are clinical
The point of surreal
Is to evoke a feel
And not to be parsed like something rabbinical
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 23, 2020 10:14 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 23, 2020 10:08 AM (kA3Cp)
And Nike. Let Lebron and Kaepernick start fielding questions about getting rich off Uighur concentration camps.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 23, 2020 10:14 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: MJ
***********
You shut your lying mouth!!!
Puns have been described as "the lowest form of humor", which numerically speaking makes us number one! Woohoo!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 10:14 AM (Fc5rx)
Dali's Crucifixion, highly recommended.
Isn't that a little extreme? I mean, some of his stuff isn't so great, but....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 23, 2020 10:14 AM (0jfkF)
Neither sport, but basketball even more so, are watchable for me anymore.
Posted by: IP at July 23, 2020 10:14 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: MJ
***********
You shut your lying mouth!!!
Puns have been described as "the lowest form of humor", which numerically speaking makes us number one! Woohoo!!!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 10:14 AM (Fc5rx)
========
"He who would make a pun would pick a pocket."
Or so I've heard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
Just had an appraiser here. The guy was a slow as Joe Biden, and I am not exaggerating. Is there some hidden pandemic of senile dementia going around?
Posted by: Eeyore at July 23, 2020 10:15 AM (LMs+g)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 23, 2020 10:15 AM (uM3Pf)
Posted by: GWB at July 23, 2020 10:15 AM (qwtN+)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 23, 2020 10:15 AM (uM3Pf)
========
Was that, like, a band or something?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 10:15 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2020 10:15 AM (B2mhs)
And Nike. Let Lebron and Kaepernick start fielding questions about getting rich off Uighur concentration camps.
They're slave owners, essentially.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 10:16 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: GWB at July 23, 2020 10:16 AM (qwtN+)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 10:14 AM (Fc5rx)
Zero is a vastly underestimated number...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 23, 2020 10:16 AM (eTZoJ)
I read that as "sneaking fees"
Posted by: JT at July 23, 2020 10:16 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 10:16 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 10:12 AM (oVJmc)
Had no idea that how he died.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 23, 2020 10:16 AM (Jx5Qs)
Now the curve is so flat that is goes on forever.
Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2020 10:16 AM (Gjku9)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Every married guy knows about The Great Red Dragon.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2020 10:17 AM (d6PIl)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 23, 2020 10:17 AM (uM3Pf)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 23, 2020 10:17 AM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: IP at July 23, 2020 10:17 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 23, 2020 10:17 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 23, 2020 10:15 AM (uM3Pf)
I remember.
Stand fast.
(and kitty headbumps)
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2020 10:18 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 10:18 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 23, 2020 10:15 AM (uM3Pf)
-----------
Still amazed at the balls on NY to claim victory when their curve was exactly what shouldn't have happened. It's ridiculous. Even hardcore lefties have got to notice this bullshit.
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 23, 2020 10:18 AM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 10:16 AM (oVJmc)
Exactly, who needs a dogshit 1619 project to distract from right now.
Nike: Just Enslave It!
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 23, 2020 10:18 AM (y7DUB)
Or so I've heard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
Heres Your wallet James.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 23, 2020 10:18 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: JT at July 23, 2020 10:18 AM (arJlL)
Or so I've heard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 10:14 AM (LvTSG)
Heres Your wallet James.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 23, 2020 10:18 AM (Jx5Qs)
==========
Hey...I had cobwebs in here!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 10:18 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: lin-duh
---
Normally I'd say "You're not the boss of me" but I'll make an exception just for you. . .
Telephone poles.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2020 10:19 AM (tIU+r)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Yup, I said the same thing during the morning report. Strategically I do not understand them going after Wheeler, for example.
Posted by: MikeM at July 23, 2020 10:19 AM (bYDY1)
Posted by: Silent at July 23, 2020 10:19 AM (CrU4U)
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 23, 2020 10:18 AM (/ZYFC)
They notice it, and get angry at the real world for not cooperating.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 10:20 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 23, 2020 10:18 AM (/ZYFC)
++++++++++++
Nah, they don't. No one does. The synthetic world they occupy must remain consistent.
Keep in mind, NY's curve would have been a whole lot flatter if Cuomo hadn't issued that nursing home EO. Yet they don't talk about that, either.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 10:20 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 10:12 AM (oVJmc)
---------
Sure, he painted some crap, but that's still a little extreme, don't you think?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:20 AM (wPVhA)
"Having a mild case of Covid-19 is not at all good news!"
Yeah, so no...if you read the article, yes it is good news...since anti-bodies fade over time, T-Cell immunity, the kind that help you never get the virus again, actually stay. Vaccines based on creating just the anti-bodies "may" lose effectiveness over time, but even that isn't all that bad. So, the headline isn't even close to being what's in the article, and no, you can't re-catch Covid-19, and they tried to sort of kind of suggest it, they never get there because, yeah that's bunk too. What a piece of garbage and waste of time that article is.
Posted by: Boswell at July 23, 2020 10:20 AM (32YRo)
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2020 10:20 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 23, 2020 10:17 AM (UUBmN)
++++++++++++
A thing's a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 10:20 AM (hYcqw)
Yeah, I don't think so.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 10:20 AM (pNxlR)
Dali is a surrealist. It's not a statement at all, it's largely free association of images.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 10:20 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Yup, I said the same thing during the morning report. Strategically I do not understand them going after Wheeler, for example.
Posted by: MikeM at July 23, 2020 10:19 AM (bYDY1)
=========
Well, the mob isn't controlled by the Democratic establishment, but by the money men who want what they want. The establishment is also controlled by the money men, which is why they won't move against the mob.
However, caught in the middle are actual voters.
Many are true believers and will never be reached, but there are many others who take up politics like a fashion without much thought, and events may be forcing them to think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 23, 2020 10:21 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 10:18 AM (LvTSG)
Yeah, i thought I'd struck it rich but it was the same as mine. Lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 23, 2020 10:21 AM (Jx5Qs)
Okay; if it looks like a dick and acts like a dick, its a politician.
Posted by: JT at July 23, 2020 10:21 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 23, 2020 10:18 AM (/ZYFC)
Based on my experience, the majority of NY lefties don't. Cuomo is heroic and dreamy and Orange Man is Bad. It's all I hear from up there. It's sickening.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 10:21 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: lin-duh
There's some festival in Japan, where they carry around these huge dildos.
Posted by: BignJames at July 23, 2020 10:22 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 23, 2020 10:18 AM (/ZYFC)
--
It's proof that you should trust the models, citizen. After all, they can be adjusted much easier than things like the sun.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 23, 2020 10:22 AM (hNEmI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 10:20 AM (oVJmc)
I should paint my dreams but I don't want to remember them...yikes.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 23, 2020 10:22 AM (Jx5Qs)
Art Critic #2: I'm in favor.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 10:23 AM (Fc5rx)
upward spike. New record of daily deaths!!! 197 yesterday. Bodies in
the street! ICU's over run!!! Temporary morgues everywhere!!!! We're all
dying as I speak!!!///
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 23, 2020 10:21 AM
---
Well I guess I don't need to worry about making dinner then.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2020 10:23 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: lin-duh
There's some festival in Japan, where they carry around these huge dildos.
Posted by: BignJames
Folsom Street Fair.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2020 10:23 AM (d6PIl)
Or so I've heard.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 10:14 AM
Yeah, but they guy who said that was completely dished. His opinion might be biased.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 23, 2020 10:23 AM (ejd/p)
CBD should go there; he'd save a bundle on taxis.
Posted by: JT at July 23, 2020 10:23 AM (arJlL)
********
Portland protest leader Micah Rhodes is arrested, again - oregonlive.com
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 23, 2020 10:23 AM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 23, 2020 10:23 AM (71Vc6)
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 23, 2020 10:18 AM (/ZYFC)
Shit, one of my leftie "aquaintances" just put a post up of what a great job Cuomo did. So...no.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 23, 2020 10:24 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Boswell
Antibody titers (levels) in the bloodstream to any antigen, do go down, when the body is no longer exposed to that antigen. But the B-cells that produce those antibodies remain. And are poised to respond to the antigen again.
B and T Cell responses are both good, and both have memory to antigens.
Posted by: MikeM at July 23, 2020 10:24 AM (bYDY1)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 23, 2020 10:24 AM (1Dmt5)
Glad we didn't borrow that from them.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 10:24 AM (FtO5h)
Posted by: lin-duh
There's some festival in Japan, where they carry around these huge dildos.
Posted by: BignJames at July 23, 2020 10:22 AM
---
The fertility festival. And it's a hoot. Parades with giant penis and vaginas walking around and they sell penis and vagina suckers and candy.
The kids love it!
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2020 10:24 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: MikeM at July 23, 2020 10:19 AM (bYDY1)
The purpose of the portland city council is to spread graft around correctly, among a small clique of "good people" and the mayor position is traded around to make sure no outsider gets in.
Outsiders want that graft and are willing to use any force to get it.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 23, 2020 10:25 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: lin-duh
*******
I heard Penis Envy is a Phallacy
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani
---
Quit dicking around.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2020 10:25 AM (tIU+r)
Posted by: Flyover at July 23, 2020 10:25 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Mr. Scott
---
lol! I'm gonna use that one.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 23, 2020 10:25 AM (UUBmN)
Can't we have a thread about how all people should just do what I tell them to do?
Posted by: Karen at July 23, 2020 10:25 AM (4rEnM)
Posted by: Karen at July 23, 2020 10:25 AM (4rEnM)
3 words: Mandatory Dunce-Capping!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 10:26 AM (FtO5h)
Mass murder is what all the cool governors are doing.
Posted by: t-bird at July 23, 2020 10:27 AM (B2mhs)
...I'll bet ya still read it though, didn't cha?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 09:34 AM (Fc5rx)
All of them.
Please continue!
Posted by: Flyover at July 23, 2020 10:27 AM (Rbu5d)
Nothing like going with slavery to make that mark-up go from 75x to 1000x.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 10:27 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 10:21 AM (FtO5h)
Yup. Had a gal cleaning my teeth here in AZ bragging her daughter worked for DeBlasio. I threw up in my mouth. And I unloaded on my cousin there for sending me a "new strain of wuflu!, stay home! Mask up! We're all gonna die!" Email. They are sheep. Lost to the wolves. Perfect subjects for fascism.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 23, 2020 10:27 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 10:27 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 23, 2020 10:26 AM (FtO5h)
++++++++++++
How about a new scarlet letter campaign? Erect an enormous red "K" on the various Karens' front lawns.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 10:28 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Short Shorts at July 23, 2020 10:28 AM (O6DoG)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:28 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Salvador Dali at July 23, 2020 10:28 AM (QE8X6)
Dali obviously knew something about color and perspective. Plus, he knew how to make himself stand out.
This one is to dreary for me.
I'd call it a bad acid trip, but, I think Dali did his work before LSD was synthesized.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 10:28 AM (WEBkv)
The replies were al along the lines of go back to California asshole. Made me smile.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 23, 2020 10:28 AM (71Vc6)
Dali obviously knew something about color and perspective. Plus, he knew how to make himself stand out.
This one is to dreary for me.
I'd call it a bad acid trip, but, I think Dali did his work before LSD was synthesized.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 10:28 AM (WEBkv)
Psychedelics predated LSD. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 10:29 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 10:29 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 23, 2020 10:27 AM (Jx5Qs)
-
Shouldn't there be about a million deaths of "essential" employees like grocery store baggers and healthcare workers?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 23, 2020 10:30 AM (hNEmI)
Nothing like going with slavery to make that mark-up go from 75x to 1000x.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 10:27 AM (oVJmc)
And on the other end, people who buy those shoes are being systematically subjected to aggressive marketing that convinces them they aren't right if they don't BUY these expensive shoes.
Anything else on their feet is a sacrilege.
Who is susceptible to it? People who really can't afford the shoes. There's something evil about that too.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 23, 2020 10:30 AM (hku12)
Something about the legs in this painting reminds me of William Blake's
painting of the Red Dragon -- the one Thomas Harris uses in the plot of Red Dragon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 23, 2020 10:00 AM (rpbg1)
____________
IIRC, the old M*A*S*H movie poster had an image along these lines.
Posted by: ShainS at July 23, 2020 10:31 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 23, 2020 10:27 AM (Jx5Qs)
I had a hygienist for a while who listened to Rush Limbaugh while doing my cleanings. I loved that.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2020 10:31 AM (HqeNp)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 23, 2020 10:27 AM (Jx5Qs)
Only in NY would voters applaud someone who just killed your grandma.
Posted by: Boswell at July 23, 2020 10:31 AM (32YRo)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 23, 2020 10:30 AM (hNEmI)
-------------
What, you don't have stacks of corpses in the parking lots in your town?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:32 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 23, 2020 10:27 AM (Jx5Qs)
Only in NY would voters applaud someone who just killed your grandma.
Posted by: Boswell at July 23, 2020 10:31 AM (32YRo)
Not all grandmas are good people.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 10:32 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 23, 2020 10:32 AM (UUBmN)
Plus Biden will borrow another 10 trillion if he wins.
And he has a good chance, as incumbents are always blamed or rewarded for the national mood and events.
Posted by: US DEBT CLOCK at July 23, 2020 10:32 AM (EiNjl)
Posted by: jhawk90 at July 23, 2020 10:18 AM (/ZYFC)
Shit, one of my leftie "aquaintances" just put a post up of what a great job Cuomo did. So...no.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 23, 2020 10:24 AM (dUJdY)
Agreed. A few days ago I saw a college acquaintance argue about how awesome NJ did and now the country is following their numbers and herd immunity is nowhere near being hit because Jersey Strong or some shit like that. And I say that as a full-on Jersey girl (who managed to leave).
Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at July 23, 2020 10:32 AM (xU7mE)
Posted by: Vanya at July 23, 2020 10:33 AM (wJCUZ)
Sure, but the bigger question is how many cases and deaths we've actually really had. Given all the reports in the last week of the many ways that the counts get inflated, it's an open question as to how many we're really talking about at all.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 10:33 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 23, 2020 10:30 AM (hNEmI)
-------------
What, you don't have stacks of corpses in the parking lots in your town?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:32 AM (wPVhA)
Loads. The stench is overwhelming. I've had to install a cow-catcher wedge to the front of my car just to drive three miles to the grocery store.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 10:33 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 10:27 AM (oVJmc)
++++++++++++++
This is true for luxury goods. For cheap goods or inferior goods, you can't drive the price down as low as they have without pennies-on-the-dollar labor costs. But for luxury goods, the amount of the product represented by labor costs is quite a lot lower. I do not get luxury goods or high-end goods manufacturing in China or other third-world places. Yes, the margins are still higher and from that standpoint I understand it, but it seems like they want to control *only* for labor costs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 10:34 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Short Shorts at July 23, 2020 10:28 AM (O6DoG)
You're all wet!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 23, 2020 10:34 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 10:29 AM (Fc5rx)
Too stunned.
Posted by: Caliban at July 23, 2020 10:35 AM (QE8X6)
We are going out to Ruth's Chris tonight.
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2020 10:35 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2020 10:35 AM (ZfRYq)
--------
Congratulations.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 23, 2020 10:35 AM (WEBkv)
Also left: hey cool check out these $400 shoes Kaepernick is promoting
Posted by: Asshoes at July 23, 2020 10:35 AM (71Vc6)
We are going out to Ruth's Chris tonight.
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2020 10:35 AM (ZfRYq)
Congratulations. I do hope they've been happy years and that you have many more.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 10:35 AM (NWiLs)
We are going out to Ruth's Chris tonight.
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2020 10:35 AM (ZfRYq)
-----------
Try the veal. It's the best in town.
Posted by: Virgil Sollozo at July 23, 2020 10:36 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Boswell at July 23, 2020 10:31 AM (32YRo)
Not all grandmas are good people.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 10:32 AM (NWiLs)
True, and some are, like, wealthy, too, so there's money coming to someone! But leave it to Cuomo to only kill the broke nice grandmas - because incompetent.
Posted by: Boswell at July 23, 2020 10:36 AM (32YRo)
We are going out to Ruth's Chris tonight.
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2020 10:35 AM (ZfRYq)
Hearty congrats, matey!
Posted by: Captain Barbossa at July 23, 2020 10:36 AM (q1Pj5)
https://tinyurl.com/yxkzg6jy
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 10:36 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IP at July 23, 2020 10:36 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2020 10:36 AM (HqeNp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 23, 2020 10:36 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 23, 2020 10:36 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 10:36 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 23, 2020 10:30 AM (hNEmI)
-------
What, you don't have stacks of corpses in the parking lots in your town?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:32 AM (wPVhA)
Loads. The stench is overwhelming. I've had to install a cow-catcher wedge to the front of my car just to drive three miles to the grocery store.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 23, 2020 10:33 AM (NWiLs)
We are lucky here in Virginia, Governor Coonman has mandated that the "Bring out yer dead!" cart guy comes by every day and twice on Saturdays!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 23, 2020 10:36 AM (eTZoJ)
We are going out to Ruth's Chris tonight.
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2020 10:35 AM (ZfRYq)
==========
Saturday is the 10th anniversary of my first date with Dolley.
Neat coincidence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 10:36 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Virgil Sollozo at July 23, 2020 10:36 AM (wPVhA)
Oh those poor little calves.
Having a filet. Only place that does them better than me.
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2020 10:37 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2020 10:37 AM (BwJGV)
We are going out to Ruth's Chris tonight.
Posted by: blaster
*********
Congrats to you both!
Try the $22 baked potato!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 10:37 AM (Fc5rx)
The Chinese get a lot of business because they don't have our EPA or our trial lawyers.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 10:37 AM (oVJmc)
We are going out to Ruth's Chris tonight.
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2020 10:35 AM (ZfRYq)
That's awesome! I hope you have a great time.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2020 10:37 AM (HqeNp)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2020 10:36 AM (HqeNp
That's quite the displacement. Sheer tonnage, if you will.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2020 10:37 AM (EYn9P)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 23, 2020 10:38 AM (Xsa4u)
Posted by: Jose de San Martin at July 23, 2020 10:11 AM (WyVLE)
And probably plenty of other political people in non-elected office.
Posted by: CN at July 23, 2020 10:38 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2020 10:35 AM (ZfRYq)
"Welcome to Ruth's Chris! Your kidney goes in the bin on your left, and the bone marrow into the one on the right. Enjoy your meal!"
Just kidding, of course, it's great food there. Not the most expensive place I've ever been-- that goes to Mr. Lester's in Cypress Bayou Casino. Me, a buddy, two girls. Appetizers, main course, dessert for four-- No alcohol-- $450.
Posted by: Vanya at July 23, 2020 10:38 AM (wJCUZ)
=======
It's a mob, thinking is not a priority.
The id is in control.
The Krell had some insight into the phenomenom, briefly.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at July 23, 2020 10:38 AM (d6mdH)
Posted by: BignJames
Folsom Street Fair.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2020 10:23 AM (d6PIl)
GoFundMe for zombie to cover it?
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 23, 2020 10:38 AM (y7DUB)
Try the $22 baked potato!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 10:37 AM (Fc5rx)
The $18 asparagus is to die for!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2020 10:38 AM (EYn9P)
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2020 10:35 AM (ZfRYq)
Watch those plates....hot!
Posted by: BignJames at July 23, 2020 10:38 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
The left had better pray Trump loses. Because after the election, (I pray), the gloves come off.
And Wheeler will get arrested and charged with sedition.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2020 10:38 AM (d6PIl)
Try the $22 baked potato!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 10:37 AM (Fc5rx)
---------
Baked by Chinese slave girls make $0.15 a day!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:38 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: sinalco at July 23, 2020 10:39 AM (yODqO)
-
That seems to be the big reason Italy got hit so hard by the Chinese Lung AIDS.
They import Chinese slave labor to manufacture luxury goods so that they can still say it's made in Italy, even though it's the same sh*t made by the same illiterate, abused slaves as would be coughing and drooling on it in China.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 23, 2020 10:39 AM (hNEmI)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2020 10:31 AM (HqeNp)
Yup. Had a PT gal who got me involved in a local conservative activist group. Home run that time.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 23, 2020 10:39 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 23, 2020 10:40 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: IP at July 23, 2020 10:40 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2020 10:40 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 10:40 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: sinalco at July 23, 2020 10:39 AM (yODqO)
----------
Did you see the skinny yardarms! Does that dude even lift?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:41 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2020 10:41 AM (ZfRYq)
We are going out to Ruth's Chris tonight.
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2020 10:35 AM (ZfRYq)
Well done, and may you have many more happy anniversaries!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 23, 2020 10:41 AM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 23, 2020 10:41 AM (sWM8x)
weighed at least 200-250 lbs. I'd say that's a pretty big underlying
health condition. No pun intended.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2020 10:36 AM (HqeNp
That's quite the displacement. Sheer tonnage, if you will.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 23, 2020 10:37 AM
---
And I am willing to bet $50 that a young person that big had or was developing diabetes.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2020 10:41 AM (JUOKG)
We are going out to Ruth's Chris tonight.
Posted by: blaster
Congrats!Even if we wanted to we couldn't go "out." No restaurants are opened here....
Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2020 10:41 AM (Zmnko)
Starting a mob is like trying to kill someone by pushing a boulder down a mountainside at them. Maybe you'll smash them and maybe you won't, but once that thing's out of your hands there's no telling what can happen.
Posted by: Vanya at July 23, 2020 10:42 AM (wJCUZ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 23, 2020 10:42 AM (xfb67)
died after being diagnosed with WuFlu, and had "no underlying health
conditions." Judging from the pictures they have posted, she weighed at
least 200-250 lbs. I'd say that's a pretty big underlying health
condition. No pun intended.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2020 10:36 AM (HqeNp)
Not everyone is gifted with a BMI under 38, some of us are just big boned.
Posted by: Curvy and Sassy at July 23, 2020 10:42 AM (q1Pj5)
personal humidors? I've been to a couple upscale steak and chop places
over the years that did.
Posted by: IP at July 23, 2020 10:40 AM
---
There was a place like that in Boston, and then they banned smoking in public.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2020 10:42 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 23, 2020 10:43 AM (71Vc6)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 23, 2020 10:41 AM (Zmnko)
---------
You can sit at a table in the parking lot only. It's ridiculous and I'm fed up with these autocratic little pricks screwing with us.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:43 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 23, 2020 10:43 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2020 10:36 AM (HqeNp)
-
It's funny how normalizing being a morbidly obese lard-ass makes so many people comfortable with believing that being a morbidly obese lard-ass is a healthy physical state for a human being.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 23, 2020 10:44 AM (hNEmI)
We are going out to Ruth's Chris tonight.
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2020 10:35 AM (ZfRYq)
********
CONGRATS
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 23, 2020 10:44 AM (1Dmt5)
Posted by: Vanya
Chef Dean Fearing when he was at The Mansion on Turtle Creek. $250 for two. No booze. Had to wear suit coat throughout the entire meal.
First and last time. If that's fine dining, you can keep it.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 23, 2020 10:44 AM (d6PIl)
Posted by: IrishEi at July 23, 2020 10:43 AM (sGotD)
==========
"Honey! Your date is here!"
-David French
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 10:44 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 23, 2020 10:44 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: IP at July 23, 2020 10:44 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 23, 2020 10:44 AM (hNEmI)
Posted by: The Ship at July 23, 2020 10:44 AM (dWwl8)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2020 10:42 AM (JUOKG)
---------
Some of the smoking rooms got switched over to farting rooms, which is still legal in most states.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:44 AM (wPVhA)
Did eat at the first Chris steak house in N.O. on N. Broad St.
Also have one here in cowtown.
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 23, 2020 10:45 AM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 23, 2020 10:45 AM (71Vc6)
American Seafoods reports that an additional 79 crew members on board is FV American Triumph have tested positive for the virus after an initial six people had reported COVID-19 symptoms and tested positive.
At this time, all 119-persons on board the vessel have been screened. The crew members who tested negative will be relocated to Anchorage to isolate and quarantine.
The American Triumph has been at sea on June 27 when it departed Washington State and headed to Alaska to fish for wild Alaska pollock. The company said the shipboard outbreak comes despite a 14-day quarantine and passing all public health protocols prior its crew boarding the vessel."
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2020 10:45 AM (OeaA3)
ridiculous and I'm fed up with these autocratic little pricks screwing
with us.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:43 AM
---
We went to Cracker Barrel last weekend and was told the wait was at least 25 minutes because of the 50% usage rule. Said the food isn't that good and left.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2020 10:45 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 23, 2020 10:45 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:43 AM (wPVhA)
1920s: Speakeasy
2020: Eateasys
*knocks on door*
*window slot slides open*
"What's the password?"
"Ted Wheeler loves donkey cock."
"C'mon in."
Posted by: Vanya at July 23, 2020 10:45 AM (wJCUZ)
-
And if you f*ckers don't like it then you should wear a mask.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 23, 2020 10:45 AM (hNEmI)
Apparently to stop the protests against Trump sending federal agents.
To stop the protests against Trump sending federal agents.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 10:45 AM (9zLuY)
Posted by: torabora at July 23, 2020 10:46 AM (OPA1/)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2020 10:45 AM (JUOKG)
-
What? It's shipped to the restaurants in only the finest five gallon buckets.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 23, 2020 10:46 AM (hNEmI)
Nothing like going with slavery to make that mark-up go from 75x to 1000x.
Every discussion of Nike should always include how much their CEO makes every quarter compared to how much their labor slaves make per day.
Every. Discussion.
Every. Single. Time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 23, 2020 10:46 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 10:47 AM (2DOZq)
despite a 14-day quarantine and passing all public health protocols
prior its crew boarding the vessel."
Posted by: Braenyard at July 23, 2020 10:45 AM (OeaA3)
Wash yur friggin' hands, mateys!!
Posted by: Captain Barbossa at July 23, 2020 10:47 AM (q1Pj5)
But he is a job creator!!!!!! He must be bowed down to and given a massive tax cut.
-Conservative Media.
Posted by: Asshoes at July 23, 2020 10:48 AM (71Vc6)
Where and what are real estate prices like?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 23, 2020 10:48 AM (Jx5Qs)
so not only does our insurance policy suck with regard to roof damage
I just realized that the IRS doesn't allow property damage deductions anymore (unless in federal disasters)
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 23, 2020 10:48 AM (TOyHQ)
We are going out to Ruth's Chris tonight.
Posted by: blaster at July 23, 2020 10:35 AM (ZfRYq)
Congratulations!
God grant you many, many years!
Posted by: Flyover at July 23, 2020 10:48 AM (Rbu5d)
2019 headline:
Nike reports its CEO compensation was 550 times median company employee
I'll guarantee 'employee' doesn't include the assembly line.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 10:49 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 10:49 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: US DEBT CLOCK at July 23, 2020 10:49 AM (EiNjl)
Is that a woody bowsprit or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 23, 2020 09:49 AM (U2p+3)
DAMMIT. Must check into threads sooner.....
Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 23, 2020 10:49 AM (wtvvX)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 23, 2020 10:46 AM (HaL55)
"Nike Corp., which pays its overseas workers below poverty wages while CEO and board members collect bonuses, announced today..."
"Nike Corp., which abuses human rights in order to increase their profit margin on basketball shoes signed by millionaires, reported quarterly slave earnings of..."
Posted by: Vanya at July 23, 2020 10:49 AM (wJCUZ)
********
Ice Cube: Hollywood Owes 'Reparations' for 'All the Damage They've Done to Black People'
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 23, 2020 10:49 AM (1Dmt5)
-
Oh goodness no. The people working at the outlet mall are employees, not the slaves in the factories.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 23, 2020 10:49 AM (hNEmI)
Many are true believers and will never be reached, but there are many others who take up politics like a fashion without much thought, and events may be forcing them to think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 10:21 AM (LvTSG)
------
For a long time it's been very "tribal," as Jonah would say... Whatever goes wrong, it's the other team's fault. Over the last ten years, a huge number of Republicans figured that out and finally gutted their own Party.
I think it will be MUCH harder for the dum-dums still loyal to the Democrat Party to wake up and smell the ersatz camp-coffee, but am hopeful some event or chain of events will do the trick.
Perhaps unabashed Maoist lawlessness from their leaders will do the trick, but I think it will only happen if they lose another election as a result. At the end of the day, the average Democrat's god is government, and political weakness and failure is probably the only thing that can really get under their skin.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2020 10:49 AM (g5Xlv)
Posted by: Basement Joe at July 23, 2020 10:50 AM (PR+wx)
Every. Discussion.
Every. Single. Time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Mask Rebel at July 23, 2020 10:46 AM (HaL55)
My good man, that's not who WE are...
mostly because of the generous donations we get from Nike's CEO!
Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar -That's who WE are!- at July 23, 2020 10:50 AM (eTZoJ)
2020: Eateasys
---------
My haircut lady is working underground now. She's blacked out her windows and takes people in through the back door.
If anyone would have told me in 2019 that in 2020 you would need to "know someone" to get in for a haircut I would have laughed in their face.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:50 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 23, 2020 10:50 AM (71Vc6)
Pluto channel 250, Blaze TV.
Posted by: Gooshy at July 23, 2020 10:50 AM (x9Ber)
Posted by: Basement Joe at July 23, 2020 10:50 AM (PR+wx)
Depends on what your goal is.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 23, 2020 10:51 AM (dNzKv)
---
Funny guy.
Posted by: Fletcher's Castoria at July 23, 2020 10:51 AM (sWM8x)
so not only does our insurance policy suck with regard to roof damage
I just realized that the IRS doesn't allow property damage deductions anymore (unless in federal disasters)
Posted by: vmom
---
Ugh! That sucks. I got lucky and the prick adjuster very grudgingly approved my claim. Only 4-5 shingles damaged but the old shingles are no longer manufactured and none are available nationwide anymore. They don't match any other style/color.
Thus - a complete tear off and redo.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2020 10:51 AM (tIU+r)
When Boston banned smoking in public they went all in, banning restaurants and private and public buildings.
With one exception. The State House.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 23, 2020 10:38 AM (y7DUB)
I think Zombie already has. Just looked at a picture or two and that was enough. I heard Shep Smith spent two hours looking at the pictures....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at July 23, 2020 10:51 AM (0jfkF)
"Ted Wheeler loves donkey cock."
"C'mon in."
Posted by: Vanya at July 23, 2020 10:45 AM (wJCUZ)
LMAO.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 23, 2020 10:51 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 10:49 AM (oVJmc)
They probably have some scumbag deal where the actual assembly workers are temps, or contracted through an outside agency so Nike can avoid liability. "Oh, they don't work for *us*. We contract all our local labor through Mr. Phong's Temp Labor. What *he* does with his employees is beyond our oversight."
Posted by: Vanya at July 23, 2020 10:52 AM (wJCUZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 10:49 AM (oVJmc)
++++++++++++++
Probably not. I suspect the assembly line slaves in Asia actually work for a subsidiary or contractor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 10:52 AM (hYcqw)
One glass of Metamucil = 6 Prunes
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 10:52 AM (2DOZq)
If anyone would have told me in 2019 that in 2020 you would need to
"know someone" to get in for a haircut I would have laughed in their
face.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:50 AM
---
I found out my haircut neighbor down the block was doing that during the entire lock down. I had no idea.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2020 10:53 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 23, 2020 10:50 AM (71Vc6)
LOL! Smart move. Once one cannibal moves in they all come!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 23, 2020 10:53 AM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2020 10:49 AM (g5Xlv)
========
An electoral blowout for Democrats this year would probably be the next major even leading to the end of their party.
The moderates would blame the radicals, and the radicals would blame the moderates. The establishment would try to wrest control from the activists and the activists would try to wrest control from the establishment.
The money men will split as well. Some will wonder why they've been funding a losing movement and others will double down on the losing strategies.
All political parties are disparate meshes of interest groups, but it feels like the Democratic Party is particularly frayed. I mean, we're not talking about the activists saying mean things about the establishment, we're talking about activists actively attacking the establishment through riot.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 10:53 AM (LvTSG)
Probably not. I suspect the assembly line slaves in Asia actually work for a subsidiary or contractor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 23, 2020 10:52 AM (hYcqw)
-------
Of course.
Tim Cook doesn't get his fey little hands dirty cracking the whip on his wretched chattel laborers in China.
He pays Foxconn to handle that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2020 10:53 AM (g5Xlv)
Posted by: Curvy and Sassy at July 23, 2020 10:42 AM (q1Pj5)
Some of us have big belly-bones.
Posted by: Billy Barr and Tater at July 23, 2020 10:54 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 23, 2020 10:49 AM (1Dmt5)
Well pony up then, Mr. Public Enemy, Mr. Fuck Tha Police. Motherfucker you should pay reparations for making Dude, Where's My Caddy?
Posted by: Vanya at July 23, 2020 10:54 AM (wJCUZ)
Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2020 10:54 AM (3aI0K)
I do believe that attempting to interfere with federal agents while they perform their law enforcement duties is a felony.
Enjoy serving out the rest of your term, Larry, in a federal pen...
Posted by: Boswell at July 23, 2020 10:54 AM (32YRo)
Posted by: US DEBT CLOCK at July 23, 2020 10:54 AM (EiNjl)
Judging from the pictures they have posted, she weighed at least 200-250 lbs. I'd say that's a pretty big underlying health condition. No pun intended.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 23, 2020 10:36 AM (HqeNp)
The Plimsoll markings tattooed on her sides were a big giveaway.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 10:55 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Boswell at July 23, 2020 10:54 AM (32YRo)
--------
I haven't noticed many Dem officials going to prison so far.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:55 AM (wPVhA)
Just the haircut, please, and nothing else.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 23, 2020 10:55 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Basement Joe at July 23, 2020 10:56 AM (PR+wx)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 23, 2020 10:56 AM (71Vc6)
373 Pic of Cuomo in GA not wearing a mask is circulating.
Posted by: US DEBT CLOCK at July 23, 2020 10:54 AM (EiNjl)
Please refer to him as "Unindicted Murderer Cuomo".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 10:56 AM (pNxlR)
very grudgingly approved my claim. Only 4-5 shingles damaged but the old
shingles are no longer manufactured and none are available nationwide
anymore. They don't match any other style/color.
Thus - a complete tear off and redo.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2020 10:51 AM
---
That angle didn't work for me when a Tornado brushed by our neighborhood in Kentucky.
They were only going to replace the siding on the one side of the house that was damaged by hail and leave the other pieces in place.
I told the guy no way they will never match. He said I could cough up the extra $200 myself to get them replaced and he would approve the labor for that.
I have bad OCD so I gave them the $200.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2020 10:56 AM (JUOKG)
none of our shingles missing or broken, but the "granules" on the 2 sides almost completely washed off
warning to horde house owners - if yu have all state be very careful about which policy - apparently they are almost unique in that they prorate roof coverage by age of roof
haven't had the adjuster come out yet but not optimistic
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 23, 2020 10:56 AM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
---
Epic melding of memes K v C!
Nicely done!
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2020 10:56 AM (tIU+r)
Tim Cook doesn't get his fey little hands dirty cracking the whip on his wretched chattel laborers in China.
He pays Foxconn to handle that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2020 10:53 AM (g5Xlv)
I got a finders fee for the slave driver/Sklaventreiber referral
Posted by: Bill of Microsoft Vaccines, LTD at July 23, 2020 10:56 AM (ONvIw)
Sheldon Silver is going. He just got sentenced to something like 5 years.
He was the most powerful Democrat in NY state for years.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 23, 2020 10:56 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 23, 2020 10:49 AM (1Dmt5)
Fuck yeah
100%.
Posted by: US DEBT CLOCK at July 23, 2020 10:56 AM (EiNjl)
Posted by: Asshoes at July 23, 2020 10:56 AM (71Vc6)
----------
You're just lucky this place is managed by my brother Fredo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:56 AM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:57 AM (wPVhA)
My haircut lady is working underground now. She's blacked out her windows and takes people in through the back door.
Phrasing!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 10:57 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2020 10:51 AM (tIU+r)
Well that's something to put on a 1040 for "occupation".
Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 10:57 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Boswell at July 23, 2020 10:54 AM (32YRo)
--------
I haven't noticed many Dem officials going to prison so far.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:55 AM
---
In this case I bet he would.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 23, 2020 10:57 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Vanya
Thank you. That was worth reading. The essay also mentioned Dalis fascination with bats.
Like many people today, Dali knew he wanted to be famous but: * suppose that you have nothing in you except your egoism and a dexterity that goes no higher than the elbow... How then do you become Napoleon?*
He had a talent for becoming famous in a peculiar society that valued his art.
Posted by: MikeM at July 23, 2020 10:57 AM (bYDY1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 23, 2020 10:59 AM (dNzKv)
One glass of Metamucil = 6 Prunes
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 10:52 AM (2DOZq)
"If you don't take metamucil, you'll die of colon cancer" - one of the 'truth in advertising' ads from "Crazy People"
Posted by: josephistan at July 23, 2020 10:59 AM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 23, 2020 10:49 AM (1Dmt5)
you mean like make you filthy rich, you motherfucker
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 23, 2020 10:59 AM (OU875)
"I'm not surprised," said one old lady in the group. "I almost tripped over the damned thing myself!"
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2020 11:00 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:55 AM (wPVhA)
Ordering your Local LE to attempt to arrest federal agents in order to keep them from enforcing federal law would finally do it, I think that's a certainty. I don't think Krasner is that stupid, but you never know.
Posted by: Boswell at July 23, 2020 11:00 AM (32YRo)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
**********
You need to go to a TNT specialist.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 23, 2020 11:00 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 23, 2020 10:49 AM (1Dmt5)
you mean like make you filthy rich, you motherfucker
Posted by: angsterdamn at July 23, 2020 10:59 AM (OU875)
========
Nah, Hollywood should pay voluntarily.
For the signalling of virtue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 11:00 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 23, 2020 11:01 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:55 AM (wPVhA)
Ordering your Local LE to attempt to arrest federal agents in order to keep them from enforcing federal law would finally do it, I think that's a certainty. I don't think Krasner is that stupid, but you never know.
Posted by: Boswell at July 23, 2020 11:00 AM (32YRo)
========
It is an election year.
Politicians tend to say really stupid things about now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 11:01 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 23, 2020 11:01 AM (qrl0f)
Posted by: hogmartin at July 23, 2020 11:01 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at July 23, 2020 11:01 AM (wPVhA)
haven't had the adjuster come out yet but not optimistic
Posted by: vmom
---
My roofer does not like Allsnake at all.
But it also depends on the terms of your policy. Mine guarantees "replacement" and pro rata does not apply. I did have to pay extra for that coverage over the years but it was something like $50-$75 more on top of my 'regular' premium.
Also, secure a roofer before the adjuster gets there and have him/her/it present when the adjuster reviews the damage.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 23, 2020 11:01 AM (tIU+r)
Just the haircut, please, and nothing else.
That'll be $20, same as in town.
Posted by: IP at July 23, 2020 11:01 AM (w9UC1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 23, 2020 10:59 AM (dNzKv)
Lobster used to be poor people food.
Posted by: Vanya at July 23, 2020 11:02 AM (wJCUZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Have some fun with it...extra raisins in some chocolate chip and raisin cookies.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2020 11:02 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 23, 2020 11:02 AM (dNzKv)
If anyone would have told me in 2019 that in 2020 you would need to
"know someone" to get in for a haircut I would have laughed in their
face.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 23, 2020 10:50 AM
In Poland in the 80's you could get amazing things for the tiniest amounts of American currency. If you had some quarters you were basically a king.
Posted by: ... at July 23, 2020 11:02 AM (9zLuY)
Posted by: Creamed Corn at July 23, 2020 11:02 AM (sWM8x)
An electoral blowout for Democrats this year would probably be the next major even leading to the end of their party.
That's my hope, but I know the GOPe will do what they can to prevent it.
If we hadn't had all those retirements in 2018, we'd probably be well down that road by now and they'd be even more insane than they are today.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 11:02 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: SMOD at July 23, 2020 11:02 AM (3aI0K)
Why "cow catcher"? They're more like "cow throwers" when they do their job correctly.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 23, 2020 11:02 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 23, 2020 11:02 AM (2DOZq)
An electoral blowout for Democrats this year would probably be the next major even leading to the end of their party.
That's my hope, but I know the GOPe will do what they can to prevent it.
If we hadn't had all those retirements in 2018, we'd probably be well down that road by now and they'd be even more insane than they are today.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 23, 2020 11:02 AM (oVJmc)
=======
And who were the retirees?
Mostly GOPe.
The House GOP now isn't very similar to the House GOP of a couple years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 23, 2020 11:03 AM (LvTSG)
Nope.
They've gotten away with too much in education, unions, media and in the cities. They will double down leading to a Constitutional crisis.
Posted by: Diogenes at July 23, 2020 11:04 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: gp at July 23, 2020 11:04 AM (qpX6U)
I think the only difference between a luxury item and a regular item is that a marketing department told you it was a luxury item.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 23, 2020 10:59 AM (dNzKv)
My grandfather used to note that Miller High Life was considered a la-di-da premium beer with a high pricetag when he was a kid, and that it ONLY became considered swill when Miller cut the pricetag in order to promote its other, newer beers in the premium market.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 23, 2020 11:04 AM (g5Xlv)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 23, 2020 11:05 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Beverly at July 23, 2020 07:51 PM (jdUJl)
Reynolds has recommended Barbara Oakley on learning, and her course Learning How to Learn is the most popular course on Coursera.
Oakley says that Dali (and Henry Ford) would seek inspiration in the twilight stages of sleep by thinking of what they wanted to solve/create and then holding keys or similar while dozing off. When asleep, the keys would drop, wake them up, and they'd go back to work on the problem.
That works for me, but maybe that's just because I'm crazy. Still, good excuse for a nap.
Hemingway, though, maybe had a better idea. Alcohol to create and caffeine to produce.
I gave up drinking, but hopefully I will be part of the next prisoner exchange.
Posted by: David Prince at July 23, 2020 10:17 PM (2W+1L)
Bram Stoker, you rascal!
Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at July 23, 2020 10:50 PM (xZjSg)
Posted by: aelfheld at July 24, 2020 04:17 PM (IxDhF)
Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0654 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0222 seconds, 431 records returned.
Page size 197 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)