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Fate Of The Animals
Franz Marc

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 ART FIRST!!!

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 17, 2020 09:31 AM (qoLdL)

2 colory

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

3
Fate of the Animals: Not Good.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 09:31 AM (mht8P)

4 I think I see a purple deer and a green horse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 09:31 AM (LvTSG)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

6 Day trippers called.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 09:32 AM (TyVba)

7 Psychedelic.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2020 09:32 AM (aENAX)

8 Don't care for it.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 17, 2020 09:32 AM (Bb77E)

9 Kill all the farting, belching animals.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2020 09:32 AM (X/Pw5)

10 Shitty abstract art, but at least I can actually see an attempt at an animal, unlike modern art, which sucks that infected donkey dick Insom was talking about earlier.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

11 Velociraptors are easily domesticated.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 09:32 AM (7F3r5)

12
Whoa, dude. Like, intense.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 09:32 AM (mht8P)

13 Interesting

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2020 09:32 AM (3D/fK)

14 The sniper is on LSD.

Posted by: dantesed at July 17, 2020 09:32 AM (88xKn)

15 Fate Of The Animals
Franz Marc



What'cha gonna finger paint when you get to the first grade?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 09:32 AM (TyVba)

16 So, the fate of animals is a blender?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

17 Fate of animals.... meat grinder???

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2020 09:33 AM (aENAX)

18 This work is both beautiful and tragic. The hope that Marc once saw in nature is completely gone by this point, and the coming apocalypse of WWI obliterates any purity the world had left. I love this piece.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 09:33 AM (OyyDO)

19 The blender's full. Mousse out front should've told ya!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 09:33 AM (Fc5rx)

20 Is not entree the fate of many animal?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2020 09:33 AM (JFO2v)

21 On the left side of the painting - is that a dish flung by an angry wife or a UFO?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 09:34 AM (7F3r5)

22 New to me. And I don't entirely hate it either. OMG, I think my mind just expanded.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 17, 2020 09:34 AM (NVYyb)

23 Wow, I've seen some Franz Marc, but nothing like this. I mean the animals are recognizable as his, but not the horror.

I immediately want to know things I can't know without looking them up. Is this before or after the war started?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2020 09:34 AM (gd9RK)

24 "Would make good album cover"

-Obligatory

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2020 09:34 AM (aENAX)

25 Fate if the Animals? Should I be playing Pink Floyds "Sheep" looking at this?

The look of terminal shock in your eyes
Now things are really what they seem
No, this is no bad dream

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 17, 2020 09:34 AM (qoLdL)

26 I like the colors in the picture, but I'm not sure I like the theme.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 09:34 AM (ONvIw)

27 Don't see many animals but a fish, a green horse type head in the very back, and some purple thing in the mid foreground. Is this one of this "hidden pictures" puzzles? Well, the colors are nice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 09:35 AM (oDRcK)

28 That's...weird.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2020 09:35 AM (3JYDJ)

29 And Kris answers my question before I ask it. Thank you, Kris.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2020 09:35 AM (gd9RK)

30 Noah's Ark just translated into hyper....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 09:35 AM (6FeV1)

31 Title and image seem unrelated.

Posted by: Someguy at July 17, 2020 09:36 AM (Zm+LZ)

32 The colors are pleasing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 17, 2020 09:36 AM (0IMgo)

33 snek...

SNEK!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 09:36 AM (TOyHQ)

34 Thanks again CBD for the help yesterday.

There looks like there's a can on the left side of the painting. I guess they're either canned or eat canned food. Rusty prefers to eat canned animals.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 09:36 AM (ONvIw)

35 Colorful

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at July 17, 2020 09:36 AM (dQF3z)

36 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 17, 2020 09:36 AM (ovir2)

37 23 Wow, I've seen some Franz Marc, but nothing like this. I mean the animals are recognizable as his, but not the horror.

I immediately want to know things I can't know without looking them up. Is this before or after the war started?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2020 09:34 AM (gd9RK)

Before. 1912, I think. He remembered this work in a letter to his wife during the War and wondered if it was a premonition. He was killed in action soon after.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 09:36 AM (OyyDO)

38 The fate of the animals appears to be the blender.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2020 09:37 AM (oVJmc)

39 It's no Rothko.

-Obligatory II

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2020 09:37 AM (aENAX)

40 I see a green horse. What that means , I have no idea.

Posted by: dantesed at July 17, 2020 09:37 AM (88xKn)

41 Fate of tasty tasty animals.

(Have them over for dinner).

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at July 17, 2020 09:37 AM (DF5JN)

42 Seriously, it looks like a parrot puked.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2020 09:37 AM (oVJmc)

43 No step on snek.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 17, 2020 09:37 AM (FqpQn)

44 Reminds me of one of my DMT trips.

Posted by: Joe Rogan at July 17, 2020 09:37 AM (Alp4m)

45 No trees. Not art.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 09:37 AM (wPVhA)

46 Mute nostril agony.

Posted by: klaftern at July 17, 2020 09:37 AM (RuIsu)

47 The colors are pleasing.



Interesting, because I have a totally different perception. They look disturbing to me.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2020 09:38 AM (aENAX)

48 40 I see a green horse. What that means , I have no idea.
Posted by: dantesed at July 17, 2020 09:37 AM (88xKn)

Directly to the right of it, there is another green animal. I'm not sure what.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2020 09:38 AM (3JYDJ)

49 If it's something I could paint, it ain't art.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 09:38 AM (NWiLs)

50 This work is both beautiful and tragic. The hope that Marc once saw in nature is completely gone by this point, and the coming apocalypse of WWI obliterates any purity the world had left. I love this piece.
Posted by: Kris

---

Kris, maybe I just a heretic but why is it necessary that the viewer understand the context of any given piece of art to fully appreciate it?

Is it not okay to simply look at it and decide good/bad based on what I can determine of the artist's skill.

But honestly, I am a simple man.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2020 09:38 AM (Rvt88)

51 Here are some more paintings by Marc. I like the one of pigs:

http://www.franzmarc.com/paintings/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 09:39 AM (oDRcK)

52 "Prime Minister's Questions, August 17th, 2019"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 09:39 AM (6FeV1)

53 The great thing about art like this is, you can crank out eight paintings before lunch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 09:39 AM (wPVhA)

54 Streams if blood..., no, just no.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2020 09:39 AM (aENAX)

55 And behold I saw a green horse, and the name of he who rode upon him was Moderate Motion Sickness, and puke followed with him.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 09:39 AM (NWiLs)

56 The colors are pleasing.


Sure they are, especially if you are feeling Dahmeresque.

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 17, 2020 09:39 AM (Oq/TM)

57 45 No trees. Not art.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 09:37 AM (wPVhA)

Do exploding trees or their shattered remains count?

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

58 Of not if

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2020 09:39 AM (aENAX)

59

On Art - an abstract limerick

There once was a young man from colormumble
Who didn't know quite how to rectanglesmear
He swervy perspectived
And vague shapified
Hang on the wall this side up =>.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 09:39 AM (Fc5rx)

60 Always nice to see Kris's comments; a little bit of perspective on what we're seeing.

Thanks !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 17, 2020 09:40 AM (0IMgo)

61 well, it's colorful, dynamic, and complex. I like the way Marc used the varied direction of his brush strokes and groups of color to suggest conflict and even different habitats. It is interesting but I wouldn't hang it on my wall.

Posted by: JTB at July 17, 2020 09:40 AM (7EjX1)

62 Their fate appears to be tied to technicolor chaos, so I am going with "not so great."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2020 09:40 AM (hYcqw)

63 Hmm, Horses fighting, fishes swimming, something purple howling with a spear up it's butt. Plus lots of cans.

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at July 17, 2020 09:40 AM (dQF3z)

64 ...but not the British children.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

65 Do exploding trees or their shattered remains count?
Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

-----------

Let's ask the judges...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 09:41 AM (wPVhA)

66 And behold I saw a green horse, and the name of he who rode upon him was Moderate Motion Sickness, and puke followed with him.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 09:39 AM (NWiLs)

Dear Dramamine....save us.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2020 09:41 AM (X/Pw5)

67 Dogs and cats living together...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 09:41 AM (wPVhA)

68 Good morning - I'm off to a late start on a muggy morning.

That is one ugly green blobby monster playing that huge bizarre saxophone. See it? The go-go dancer is kinda cute.

___
"You're the one showing me all the dirty pictures!"
=Justth Punchlyne

Posted by: mindful webworker
No, really, I'm a sweet pussycat. Now get me food.
at July 17, 2020 09:41 AM (macz7)

69 ...and this is your brain on drugs.

Any questions?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

70 65 Do exploding trees or their shattered remains count?
Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

-----------

Let's ask the judges...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 09:41 AM (wPVhA)

are the splintered remains.... orange?

Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge #35 at July 17, 2020 09:42 AM (6FeV1)

71 Now I will be haunted all day by visions of dismembered animals, streams of blood and kelly green.

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2020 09:42 AM (aENAX)

72 my first impression was underbrush that needed clearing, in a jungle

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 09:42 AM (TOyHQ)

73 I see a green horse. What that means , I have no idea.

Posted by: dantesed


Interestingly, the greek words often translated as "pale horse" can sometimes be read as "green horse". Given the contexts, I suspect the artist was aware of this.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 17, 2020 09:42 AM (OUMaO)

74 Seems the fate of the animals is to become rainbow sausage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2020 09:42 AM (FZcWX)

75 Wow. That's like, far out, man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 09:42 AM (HaL55)

76 They were fated to be caught in a kaleidoscope?

Posted by: Just Lily at July 17, 2020 09:42 AM (rw1l7)

77 Is this one of those things where you have to relax your eyes until -bing- there's a kitty?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2020 09:42 AM (oVJmc)

78 The artist wrote something on the back of the canvas.

"And All Being is Flaming Suffering."

He was prescient....the war was coming.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 09:43 AM (dLLD6)

79 rainbow sausage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2020 09:42 AM (FZcWX)

That was my nickname in college.

True Story.

Posted by: Bar at July 17, 2020 09:43 AM (6FeV1)

80 ...five golden tuques.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

81 This disney movie didn't do particularly well.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 17, 2020 09:43 AM (l6b3d)

82 Ah, Marc

Posted by: fly at July 17, 2020 09:43 AM (2M/TV)

83 backwards sock fail.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 17, 2020 09:43 AM (6FeV1)

84 Few things are worse than kelly green, Bagpipes and a couple other atrocities .

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2020 09:43 AM (aENAX)

85 Thanks to Governor Newsom, the animals are all going to die in the forest fire.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2020 09:44 AM (wiXsO)

86 That was my nickname in college.

True Story.
Posted by: Bar at July 17, 2020 09:43 AM (6FeV1)


You got a beej after she ate a rainbow popsicle?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:44 AM (Zz0t1)

87 77 Is this one of those things where you have to relax your eyes until -bing- there's a kitty?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

maybe if we turn it upside down...

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 09:44 AM (TOyHQ)

88 'Elegy for Bambi's Mother on LSD'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2020 09:44 AM (oVJmc)

89 If it's something I could paint, it ain't art.


**********

If you have to look at the wire on the back of the frame to figure out which side goes up, it ain't art.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 09:44 AM (Fc5rx)

90 I spy Bambi.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 17, 2020 09:45 AM (wiXsO)

91 Kris, maybe I just a heretic but why is it necessary that the viewer understand the context of any given piece of art to fully appreciate it?

Is it not okay to simply look at it and decide good/bad based on what I can determine of the artist's skill.

But honestly, I am a simple man.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2020 09:38 AM (Rvt8

It's totally OK to enjoy or not enjoy a piece without context. I do it all the time.
.
For me, I really like the stories behind the piece. I am a Traditionalist/Classicist by taste, but I love German Expressionism Pre/Post WWI precisely because of the historical context. If you see my name, feel free to skip over my BS. No hard feelings.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 09:45 AM (OyyDO)

92 Sometimes...I don't get "art".

Posted by: Case at July 17, 2020 09:45 AM (A+87M)

93 Looks like someone hucked a banana cream pie in from the bottom left, just to be a wisenheimer.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 09:45 AM (6FeV1)

94 OMG, abstract limerick. You've outdone yourself, Muldoon.

I made some of those up. I thought they were just bad rhymes. I coulda been a abstrack limerickroller!

Posted by: mindful webworker
No, really, I'm a sweet pussycat. Now get me food.
at July 17, 2020 09:45 AM (macz7)

95 P eople
E ating
T asty
A nimals

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2020 09:46 AM (JFO2v)

96 If you can defocus your eyes just right, does it look like those 3D pics?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 09:46 AM (HaL55)

97 Sometimes...I don't get "art".--
In Russia, Art gets you.

Posted by: Puttin-
cause I am at July 17, 2020 09:46 AM (dQF3z)

98 my first impression was underbrush that needed clearing, in a jungle
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 09:42 AM (TOyHQ)


This sounds like a job for the DR Mower!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

99 One of Franz Marc's paintings sold for more than $5 million in 1999, setting a record for German expressionism. So take that, scoffers!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 09:46 AM (wPVhA)

100 Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2020 09:38 AM (Rvt8

I'm with you
the best art transcends context and even culture

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 09:46 AM (TOyHQ)

101 So, Gilligan's Island...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 09:46 AM (LvTSG)

102 Oh no Kris, I enjoy your comments very much. Didn't mean for my comment to be a criticism.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2020 09:46 AM (Rvt88)

103 At first I thought this was going to be some metaphor for Christ because it looked like a cross dominated the picture, but the more I look at it, the more jumbled it gets.

Posted by: pookysgirl, cleaning her glasses at July 17, 2020 09:46 AM (XKZwp)

104 Not a big fan.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 17, 2020 09:46 AM (O4K4J)

105 =>.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 09:39 AM (Fc5rx)

is that pronounced equal to or greater than?

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 17, 2020 09:47 AM (JFO2v)

106 Primary colors, imaginative and requiring technical skill . I like it and would definitely hang.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 09:47 AM (U9Qbt)

107 Trip of the Deadhead

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2020 09:47 AM (FtO5h)

108 oh hey NOW I see the green horse

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 09:47 AM (TOyHQ)

109 "Kaleidoscope"
Here's how to make it:
2 C. ice
1 cockatoo
1 T. simple syrup
1/2 C. Quervo Silver
Add ice, cockatoo to blender. Blend until smooth. Add syrup and tequila, Mix. Pour in collins glass. Serve with straw and Navin R. Johnson drink umbrella just like the one in the magazine.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (u4/yY)

110 Kind of doubt that he foresaw what WW1 would become. Seems like assigning meaning to a painting after the fact.

Posted by: spindrift at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (h5TKJ)

111 Not a big fan.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est
--
This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Sally Rand-
cause I am at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (dQF3z)

112 Is it not okay to simply look at it and decide good/bad based on what I can determine of the artist's skill.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2020 09:38 AM (Rvt8

I choose a good portion of the art I post based on exactly that.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (dLLD6)

113 One of Franz Marc's paintings sold for more than $5 million in 1999, setting a record for German expressionism. So take that, scoffers!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 09:46 AM (wPVhA)

There's one born every minute.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (X/Pw5)

114 77 Is this one of those things where you have to relax your eyes until -bing- there's a kitty?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2020 09:42 AM (oVJmc)

96 If you can defocus your eyes just right, does it look like those 3D pics?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 09:46 AM (HaL55)


Horde mind. It's a thing.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

115 "And All Being is Flaming Suffering."

He was prescient....the war was coming.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 09:43 AM (dLLD6)

--------

Or, he was an emo drama queen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (wPVhA)

116 The COVID pandemic of 2020 was hell on zookeepers.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (6FeV1)

117 maybe I just a heretic but why is it necessary that the viewer understand the context of any given piece of art to fully appreciate it?


No, but. The point of the art thread is that a bunch of morons say it's pretty or not pretty. But sometimes y'all get talking about Jesus and Elijah and that sort of context.

In this one I immediately felt the War. It's hard to imagine that this was done before it started because of the horror involved. The thing about artists, though, is that sometimes their antennae are more closely tuned to the world than ours. The Expressionists could feel the world ripping apart.

Now I'm going to do a Kris thing. Let's read this painting the way you read a page, from left to right.

The colors start off primary, the animals are angry, there are streaks of blood. The animal in the middle may be mourning. Everything on the right is rust, devoid of life and color.

There is so much going on in this, and no, none of you mopes could have painted it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (gd9RK)

118 Posted by: pookysgirl, cleaning her glasses at July 17, 2020 09:46 AM (XKZwp)

Put your glasses back on.

Posted by: dantesed at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (88xKn)

119 Fun fact, at one point during the war (he was drafted into the German military cavalry) he put his skills to use creating camouflage tarps for the artillery. He apparently liked to use pointillist styles for those projects, seemed to think one artist's in particular would be very effective against what passed at that time for high-altitude bombing.

He was due to be transferred to a non-combat position when he was KIA during Verdun.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (OUMaO)

120 >>> 80 ...five golden tuques.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:43 AM

... and a perdis in a peru tree.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (l6b3d)

121 This sounds like a job for the DR Mower!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)

Edward MacheteHands

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (TOyHQ)

122
I choose a good portion of the art I post based on exactly that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (dLLD6)


This still doesn't explain the whole ottoman thing......

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

123 The more I look at it the more animals I see, but I can't send in my answer to win a prize.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 09:49 AM (oDRcK)

124 122
I choose a good portion of the art I post based on exactly that.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (dLLD6)

This still doesn't explain the whole ottoman thing......
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

=======

Or...it does.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 09:49 AM (LvTSG)

125 If it's something I could paint, it ain't art. ----

I got news for you. You would not be able to paint this.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 09:49 AM (U9Qbt)

126 Over 100 so responding to a semi-willowed comment:


Folks keep telling me to go back to church--I tell it to myself--but...that little voice. It sucks when you know you're being gaslit but don't know who's doing it anymore. So fucking done with it all.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 17, 2020 09:17 AM (OUMaO)

Gaslighting is horrible no matter who does it - your parents, your church, your woman, the media, the culture. And I've been gaslit by them all. You have to constantly reality-test if you want to keep any vestige of sanity or grounding. It's really fucking difficult and it seems to get more difficult by the day.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 09:49 AM (NWiLs)

127 64 ...but not the British children.
Posted by: Sponge


I can see CBD tapping his chin, pondering, a finger hovering over the [100-comment rule] button.

Posted by: mindful webworker
No, really, I'm a sweet pussycat. Now get me food.
at July 17, 2020 09:50 AM (macz7)

128 123 The more I look at it the more animals I see, but I can't send in my answer to win a prize.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 09:49 AM (oDRcK)

----------

Fen, you don't want the kind of prizes they give around here. Trust me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 09:50 AM (wPVhA)

129 This still doesn't explain the whole ottoman thing.....

SSSSHHHHHHH

Do you want to have that thing show up more when we embiggen?!?!?

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 17, 2020 09:50 AM (WsJuq)

130 Or, he was an emo drama queen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (wPVhA)

Sure.


And he was killed at Verdun by a crying jag and a piece of shrapnel, but mostly by a piece of shrapnel.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 09:51 AM (dLLD6)

131 https://bit.ly/2Oycyyv
******

Emerald Robinson
@EmeraldRobinson
BREAKING: Sources inside Trump Administration confirm to me that CDC has been misreporting the data for coronavirus to inflate the numbers.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 17, 2020 09:51 AM (1Dmt5)

132 Fen, you don't want the kind of prizes they give around here. Trust me.
Posted by: Cicero

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"I don't know where I been or what I've done but I think I won First Prize!"

Posted by: Just the punchline at July 17, 2020 09:51 AM (Rvt88)

133 I see a future of secret churches in basements, with lookouts posted outside and an escape plan. Massed relics hidden in the attic. Welcome to the new dark ages.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2020 09:51 AM (FtO5h)

134 it's ok as a t shirt but I wouldn't frame it or

let it hang itself.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 17, 2020 09:51 AM (pB6Gt)

135 I'm just picturing Marc sitting at a blank canvas think, "Allrighty, then. How we gonna f*ck this pig?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 09:51 AM (6FeV1)

136 I think I see a fish head in the lower right corner.

Posted by: dantesed at July 17, 2020 09:51 AM (88xKn)

137 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2020 09:52 AM (u82oZ)

138 On the coup, nothing is happening.

Change my mind.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2020 09:52 AM (ZfRYq)

139 Folks keep telling me to go back to church--I tell it to myself--but...that little voice. .

====

sometimes you just gotta get on your knees and pray

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 09:52 AM (TOyHQ)

140 Finally! THIS is the kind of prurient debauchery I hope to see in an art selection. All that staring at a scrambled HBO signal in my youth, waiting for a glimpse of a boob, finally pays off. Woohoo!

Posted by: red speck at July 17, 2020 09:52 AM (gS3OW)

141 I think as of this week we are one leader away from a civil war. It is as if there is gasoline everywhere but we are looking for a match.

Posted by: catman at July 17, 2020 09:52 AM (4HMlb)

142 Emerald Robinson
@EmeraldRobinson
BREAKING: Sources inside Trump Administration confirm to me that CDC has been misreporting the data for coronavirus to inflate the numbers.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qass

CDC is asshoe

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2020 09:52 AM (aENAX)

143
I can see CBD tapping his chin, pondering, a finger hovering over the [100-comment rule] button.
Posted by: mindful webworker
No, really, I'm a sweet pussycat. Now get me food.
at July 17, 2020 09:50 AM (macz7)


He'd have to prove there isn't a Union Jack or ground up British child in there somewhere.

It stands.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

144 I see boobehs

Posted by: dingbat at July 17, 2020 09:53 AM (PMMrm)

145 I see two pigs in the bottom left corner plotting.........

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at July 17, 2020 09:53 AM (Oq/TM)

146 123 The more I look at it the more animals I see, but I can't send in my answer to win a prize.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 09:49 AM (oDRcK)

How many, Fen? I see five, might be missing some others.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 17, 2020 09:53 AM (3JYDJ)

147 136 I think I see a fish head in the lower right corner.
Posted by: dantesed at July 17, 2020 09:51 AM (88xKn)


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And how does that make you feel?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 09:53 AM (wPVhA)

148 Well.
Um.
Pretty colors.

How about some Sargent next week.

Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 09:53 AM (Rbu5d)

149 what would Marc paint today?

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 09:53 AM (TOyHQ)

150 This still doesn't explain the whole ottoman thing......


Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)

I like Freud's work. It's a glimpse of the way he sees humanity. Not pleasant, not beautiful, but raw and interesting.


But in small doses.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 09:53 AM (dLLD6)

151 Kind of doubt that he foresaw what WW1 would become. Seems like assigning meaning to a painting after the fact.
Posted by: spindrift at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (h5TKJ)

Good point.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2020 09:53 AM (FZcWX)

152 He was prescient....the war was coming.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 09:43 AM (dLLD6)

WWI was is not an event American schools pay attention to, and WWII is slipping away as well. History is being replaced by a total focus on slavery, but only the slavery here.

We are making a huge mistake.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 09:53 AM (ONvIw)

153 You have to constantly reality-test if you want to keep any vestige of sanity or grounding. It's really fucking difficult and it seems to get more difficult by the day.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


The thing with reality testing is when the first thing you don't trust is your own brain. It would be more merciful to simply be a Dunning-Kreuger zombie and not realize my shortcomings in that regard.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 17, 2020 09:53 AM (OUMaO)

154 Look at what he does with color. For the most part, the palette seems bright, and the colors pure, but they are blended. Not with other colors, but blended with black. The blend isn't gradual either. They go from the near-pure hue to a patch of black. The purity of the colors is manipulated. He then renders the composition in cubism. Earlier Marc was more gentle forms and curvilinear lines/shapes. Here it's jagged and sharp. He using the shattered nature of cubism to create a violent image. He then caps it off with the red streak that shoots through the diagonal center of the work. It hits everything, and everything reacts to it. They shy away or writhe. I can hear this work. It sounds like Clarice's lambs.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 09:53 AM (OyyDO)

155 140 Finally! THIS is the kind of prurient debauchery I hope to see in an art selection. All that staring at a scrambled HBO signal in my youth, waiting for a glimpse of a boob, finally pays off. Woohoo!
Posted by: red speck at July 17, 2020 09:52 AM (gS3OW)


7th grade went to a friends with cable to watch the movie Hardcore all scrambled. You could clear it up a little bit by turning the dials around the knobs.

Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2020 09:54 AM (ZfRYq)

156 https://bit.ly/393ov8L
*******
Trump admin operation to take out MS-13 leadership has 22 arrests so far

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 17, 2020 09:54 AM (1Dmt5)

157 Emerald Robinson
@EmeraldRobinson
BREAKING: Sources inside Trump Administration confirm to me that CDC has been misreporting the data for coronavirus to inflate the numbers.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qass

CDC is asshoe
Posted by: runner at July 17, 2020 09:52 AM (aENAX)


And all these idiot governors wonder why the people don't wear masks.

It's just like the fucking media and natural disasters. There's only so many times you can cry 'wolf' before the people determine you're full of shit and not to listen to you.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

158 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 09:50 AM (wPVhA)

Good Point! LOL However, I'm sure Kris would give me a nice little prize, if only a tube of paint for my husband the amateur painter. The last paint color he bought was Kelly Green for his painting of our son at the park.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 09:54 AM (oDRcK)

159 All that staring at a scrambled HBO signal in my youth, waiting for a glimpse of a boob, finally pays off. Woohoo!
Posted by: red speck at July 17, 2020 09:52 AM (gS3OW)

I had a cousin who worked for the cable company, so we always got free HBO. My experience of staring at the wavy lines hoping for a glimpse of boob was Skinemax and The Playboy Channel, because my parents wouldn't let my cuz hook up anything good while he was up rigging the box.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2020 09:54 AM (FtO5h)

160 I see Seven Swans a Swimming, Six Geese a Laying, Five Golden Rings, Four Calling Birds, Three French Hens, Two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2020 09:54 AM (+y/Ru)

161 Nothing like a delicious stir fry to get the juices flowing.

Posted by: Fritz at July 17, 2020 09:54 AM (hjGIg)

162 WWI was is not an event American schools pay attention to, and WWII is slipping away as well. History is being replaced by a total focus on slavery, but only the slavery here.

We are making a huge mistake.

Posted by: CN


WWI wasn't taught in schools 35 years ago when I was in high school. I doubt most kids these days even know it happened.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 17, 2020 09:55 AM (OUMaO)

163 Fate Of The Animals: accelerated at high velocity into a wall, then scraped off and reapplied with a very coarse brush. And some food coloring tossed in for good measure.

Posted by: GWB at July 17, 2020 09:55 AM (zDcxE)

164 The last paint color he bought was Kelly Green for his painting of our son at the park.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 09:54 AM (oDRcK)

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Hmmm.

Has he considered stamp collecting?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 09:55 AM (wPVhA)

165
I like Freud's work. It's a glimpse of the way he sees humanity. Not pleasant, not beautiful, but raw and interesting.


But in small doses.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 09:53 AM (dLLD6)


Raw, yes.

Interesting, not in the slightest.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

166 On Art - an abstract limerick



There once was a young man from colormumble

Who didn't know quite how to rectanglesmear

He swervy perspectived

And vague shapified

Hang on the wall this side up =>.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 09:39 AM (Fc5rx)

===============
Ambrose Bierce-worthy

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 17, 2020 09:55 AM (NVYyb)

167 WWI was is not an event American schools pay attention to, and WWII is slipping away as well. History is being replaced by a total focus on slavery, but only the slavery here.

We are making a huge mistake.
Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 09:53 AM (ONvIw)
++++++++++++++
It isn't a mistake. It isn't an accident. It's an enemy action.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2020 09:55 AM (hYcqw)

168 Not really a fan of this art, but... at least it's not pedophilia. I ran across an article yesterday about how much "modern art" is actually shows children in sexual situations, and I was... disturbed to say the least. The bizarre "art" that the Podestas collect is tame compared to some of the stuff that's out there.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 17, 2020 09:56 AM (ZCiJZ)

169 Horde mind. It's a thing.

I only have two brain cells left and they're constantly arguing with each other.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 09:56 AM (HaL55)

170 My brother dated Kelly Green. Pretty girl. Nice Irish ass. I mean, lass.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2020 09:56 AM (FtO5h)

171 OMG, I think my mind just expanded.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 17, 2020 09:34 AM (NVYyb)


That's just a trapped brain fart.

Posted by: GWB at July 17, 2020 09:56 AM (zDcxE)

172 Not hard to determine what hell that war is . Unlike stocks, past performance is an indication of future outcomes.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 09:57 AM (U9Qbt)

173 One of Franz Marc's paintings sold for more than $5 million in 1999, setting a record for German expressionism. So take that, scoffers!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 09:46 AM (wPVhA)

There's one born every minute.
Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (X/Pw5)

Suspect a lot of those high-end art auctions are just dick-swinging contests for millionaires. Bounce a mediocre painting around between a few members of the club, and inflate the price (not the value!) to some obscene number, and when the music stops, the winner donates to a museum, and takes the tax deduction. Only real winner is the auction house.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2020 09:57 AM (FZcWX)

174 Seems like assigning meaning to a painting after the fact.


Posted by: spindrift at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (h5TKJ)

Or read what the artist wrote on the back of the painting.

In 1913.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 09:57 AM (dLLD6)

175 171 OMG, I think my mind just expanded.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 17, 2020 09:34 AM (NVYyb)


That's just a trapped brain fart.
Posted by: GWB at July 17, 2020 09:56 AM (zDcxE)

========

*runs hand down center of head*

Brain cloud.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 09:57 AM (LvTSG)

176 I have tie that looks just like that.

Posted by: Paladin at July 17, 2020 09:57 AM (Qb66T)

177 I leave you kids alone for one night and I get this on the floor!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2020 09:58 AM (+y/Ru)

178 It's weird. I like it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 17, 2020 09:58 AM (k4dH2)

179 It's a Where's Waldo of ungulates.

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2020 09:58 AM (XTyi0)

180

That's just a trapped brain fart.
Posted by: GWB at July 17, 2020 09:56 AM (zDcxE)


Momma always said....."Don't hold in a fart. It winds up in your brain and that's where shitty ideas come from."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

181 It looks like he spilled his coffee on the right side of the painting.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 17, 2020 09:58 AM (1ISKN)

182 Interesting, not in the slightest.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

Chacun a son gout.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 09:58 AM (dLLD6)

183 My brother dated Kelly Green. Pretty girl. Nice Irish ass. I mean, lass.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2020 09:56 AM


Interesting. My sister dated her brother John D. Green. Pretty buff guy.

Posted by: Bert G at July 17, 2020 09:58 AM (OMsf+)

184 176 I have tie that looks just like that.

I'll be more impressed if you have a sweater like that.

Posted by: dantesed at July 17, 2020 09:58 AM (88xKn)

185 I definitely see the left to right transition and the diagonal violence
the animals are being pulled from vibrant color to a shadowed, desaturated, lifeless area
they don't wanna go

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 09:59 AM (TOyHQ)

186 184 176 I have tie that looks just like that.

I'll be more impressed if you have a sweater like that.
Posted by: dantesed at July 17, 2020 09:58 AM (88xKn)

=========

Only for Christmas parties.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 09:59 AM (LvTSG)

187 https://bit.ly/39hrwm5
*******
Justin Amash Won't Seek Reelection to Congress

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 17, 2020 09:59 AM (1Dmt5)

188 and I was... disturbed to say the least. The bizarre "art" that the Podestas collect is tame compared to some of the stuff that's out there.
Posted by: shibumi

Oh?

Posted by: Zombie Keith Haring at July 17, 2020 09:59 AM (Rvt88)

189 >>> 7th grade went to a friends with cable to watch the movie Hardcore all scrambled. You could clear it up a little bit by turning the dials around the knobs.
Posted by: blaster at July 17, 2020 09:54 AM (ZfRYq)


tuning in tokyo ... turn turn ... come in tokyo ..

Posted by: banana Dream at July 17, 2020 09:59 AM (l6b3d)

190 I think that's a rocket powered deer front and center.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 09:59 AM (Kpl3J)

191 Up until the mass casualties began to occur in very late 1914, the vast majority of Europeans were excited about the 'short, glorious war' that was beginning.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 17, 2020 09:59 AM (kA3Cp)

192 Not hard to determine what hell that war is . Unlike stocks, past performance is an indication of future outcomes.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation


Like the man in the game says: War never changes.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 17, 2020 09:59 AM (OUMaO)

193
Chacun a son gout.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 09:58 AM (dLLD6)


Well, you can have the ottoman, then.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

194 187 https://bit.ly/39hrwm5
*******
Justin Amash Won't Seek Reelection to Congress
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 17, 2020 09:59 AM (1Dmt5)

==========

Either:

1) He goes back to the private sector to get an honest job working from 9-5.

2) He goes back to the private sector to get a lobbying job with a large firm and moves to DC.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:00 AM (LvTSG)

195 WWI was is not an event American schools pay attention to, and WWII is slipping away as well. History is being replaced by a total focus on slavery, but only the slavery here.

We are making a huge mistake.
Posted by: CN at July

I'm glad schools aren't teaching about it because it would be the Zinn version. I'd prefer they just get their info from the Hitler channel, AHC, Smithsonian channel, etc.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 10:00 AM (U9Qbt)

196 I think he misperspectived it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2020 10:00 AM (+y/Ru)

197 This is kind of cool! I have no idea what it has to do with animals, though.

Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2020 10:00 AM (ELgVT)

198 That's just a trapped brain fart.


Posted by: GWB at July 17, 2020 09:56 AM (zDcxE)

==================
Best laugh of the morning! Now, about my keyboard...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 17, 2020 10:01 AM (NVYyb)

199 18 This work is both beautiful and tragic. The hope that Marc once saw in nature is completely gone by this point, and the coming apocalypse of WWI obliterates any purity the world had left. I love this piece.
Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 09:33 AM (OyyDO)

Thanks, Kris. The composition is masterful, the color choices captivating (my previous snark notwithstanding).

WWI struck the death blow to Western Civilization, the 20th century was just the death convulsions.

The best and brightest of Europe were slaughtered, like the animals. How does any country recover from that?

I wonder if people then feel like we do now, right at the cusp of cataclysm?

Iwonder

Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 10:01 AM (Rbu5d)

200 Justin Amash Won't Seek Reelection to Congress
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 17, 2020 09:59 AM (1Dmt5)


There goes the neighborhood.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

201 By the way... the right side of the painting was damaged during WWII. It did not originally look like that. Think that the colors are similar to the left, and there is a group of foxes over there too.

I'm not sure why it was never fixed. Either to fix it would damage it further, or the curators felt that the damage was now part of the work's story and kept it. Wouldn't be the first time.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 10:01 AM (OyyDO)

202 rainbow sausage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2020 09:42 AM (FZcWX)


That's gay.

Posted by: GWB at July 17, 2020 10:01 AM (zDcxE)

203 WWI wasn't taught in schools 35 years ago when I was in high school. I doubt most kids these days even know it happened.
Posted by: Brother Tim

we were watching 2917 last night and I made an offhand comment on why this is why they needed America to win it

KTY asked if America was in WWI
she's in college
I blame myself
It's weird coz she actually knows a lot about WW2

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 10:02 AM (TOyHQ)

204 WWI wasn't taught in schools 35 years ago when I was in high school. I doubt most kids these days even know it happened.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 17, 2020 09:55 AM (OUMaO)

In my school we spent a full semester on the two wars.

It isn't a mistake. It isn't an accident. It's an enemy action.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2020 09:55 AM (hYcqw)

Sure it is. If you're a parent you approach the schools and lobby for history to be taught in a more thorough manner . If they refuse (my kids school transferred them to a teacher who did a better job), then you supplement the stupidity with history. My kids both received additional instruction from us and from books and programs. Then they both took history in college, one school demanded it, one really didn't but it was an elective.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:02 AM (ONvIw)

205 Do they still make Etch- A- Sketch?

Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:02 AM (bCLt0)

206 rainbow sausage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2020 09:42 AM (FZcWX)


That's gay.
Posted by: GWB at July 17, 2020 10:01 AM (zDcxE)


I'm listening.....

Posted by: SHEP!!! at July 17, 2020 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)

207 Or read what the artist wrote on the back of the painting.

I did.

You have your interpretation of him being a prescient genius.

I don't.

Posted by: spindrift at July 17, 2020 10:02 AM (h5TKJ)

208 Soup can, nine of the clock.

Posted by: klaftern at July 17, 2020 10:02 AM (RuIsu)

209
Chacun a son gout.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 09:58 AM (dLLD6)



From the French: "My son has gout."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 17, 2020 10:03 AM (oVJmc)

210 2917 - 1917

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 10:03 AM (TOyHQ)

211 I'm telling you, that's a German UFO on the left side of the painting.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:03 AM (7F3r5)

212 WWI wasn't taught in schools 35 years ago when I was in high school. I doubt most kids these days even know it happened.

My eldest had at least half a year on it, he was (and is still) completely engrossed by that, I expect the younger one to have the same this year

this is a private catholic school with EXCELLENT history teachers, however.

Posted by: BlackOrchid_j9HX3 at July 17, 2020 10:03 AM (j9HX3)

213 208 Soup can, nine of the clock.
Posted by: klaftern at July 17, 2020 10:02 AM (RuIsu)

That's what I saw.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:04 AM (ONvIw)

214 WWI was is not an event American schools pay attention to

It's because there was a populist revulsion to getting involved in a European squabble. The globalists won out.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 17, 2020 10:04 AM (y7DUB)

215 One of Franz Marc's paintings sold for more than $5 million in 1999, setting a record for German expressionism. So take that, scoffers!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 09:46 AM (wPVhA)

A Winchester rifle sold for 1.2 million. I can't tell you how many cars that will never be driven sell for millions.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 10:04 AM (U9Qbt)

216 or the curators felt that the damage was now part of the work's story and kept it


Si!


-Cecilia Gimenez

Posted by: runner at July 17, 2020 10:04 AM (aENAX)

217 From AG Barr's speech:

"The CCP has launched an orchestrated campaign, across all of its many tentacles in Chinese government and society, to exploit the openness of our institutions in order to destroy them."

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 17, 2020 10:04 AM (kA3Cp)

218 2917 - 1917

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 10:03 AM (TOyHQ)

I was gonna' ask about flying cars.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2020 10:04 AM (X/Pw5)

219 214 WWI was is not an event American schools pay attention to

It's because there was a populist revulsion to getting involved in a European squabble. The globalists won out.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 17, 2020 10:04 AM (y7DUB)

=========

"I will not get us involved in this European conflict."
-Woodrow Edith Wilson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:05 AM (LvTSG)

220 By the way... the right side of the painting was damaged during WWII. It did not originally look like that. Think that the colors are similar to the left, and there is a group of foxes over there too.

I'm not sure why it was never fixed. Either to fix it would damage it further, or the curators felt that the damage was now part of the work's story and kept it. Wouldn't be the first time.


Given what we've seen of recent "restorations" of classic art, they were wise not to try to repair it.

And yes, art should tell a story, on or off the canvas.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 10:05 AM (HaL55)

221
"The CCP has launched an orchestrated campaign, across all of its many tentacles in Chinese government and society, to exploit the openness of our institutions in order to destroy them."
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 17, 2020 10:04 AM (kA3Cp)


As has the Democrat party, or one in the same.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

222 If the painting has a soup can, then it's art.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:05 AM (7F3r5)

223 You have your interpretation of him being a prescient genius.

Posted by: spindrift at July 17, 2020 10:02 AM (h5TKJ)

Huh? That's nonsense. "Prescient" has nothing to do with genius. The artist interpreted the current events as harbingers of a coming catastrophe. he happened to be correct. Thus "prescient."

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 10:06 AM (dLLD6)

224 It's because there was a populist revulsion to getting involved in a European squabble. The globalists won out.
Posted by: Captain Hate

That's what they get for electing Wilson
Democrat Presidents are war presidents

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 10:06 AM (TOyHQ)

225 I saw a " restored" image of Jesus a while back. It was, hideous.

Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:06 AM (bCLt0)

226 2917 - 1917

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 10:03 AM (TOyHQ)

I was gonna' ask about flying cars.
Posted by: BignJames


Why did she get the time machine?

Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2020 10:06 AM (XTyi0)

227 Thanks, Kris. The composition is masterful, the color choices captivating (my previous snark notwithstanding).

WWI struck the death blow to Western Civilization, the 20th century was just the death convulsions.

The best and brightest of Europe were slaughtered, like the animals. How does any country recover from that?

I wonder if people then feel like we do now, right at the cusp of cataclysm?

Iwonder

Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 10:01 AM (Rbu5d)

Germany especially was shattered. It really isn't a surprise that Hitler gained power.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 10:06 AM (OyyDO)

228 221
"The CCP has launched an orchestrated campaign, across all of its many tentacles in Chinese government and society, to exploit the openness of our institutions in order to destroy them."
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 17, 2020 10:04 AM (kA3Cp)

As has the Democrat party, or one in the same.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:05 AM (Zz0t1)

And a bit of speechifying is not going to stop the corporate globalists from siding with cheap labor.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:07 AM (ONvIw)

229 Artists would be flabbergasted at what heir work sells for many years after their death . I keep thinking of Van Gogh who spent time hungry because his brother Theo sent him money but then Van Gogh would spend it on paints. $150 million a while back on Irises or a painting of his room?1 I agree with the poster above-People who spend this much are "d***K measuring-"Well, I have Van Gogh'sirises ? Whadda you got?" Either that or an investment

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 10:07 AM (oDRcK)

230 You know what was a whole lot better than I thought it would be?

The movie about JRR Tolkien's time in WWI, titled Tolkien.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:07 AM (LvTSG)

231 My son's favorite artist. He died in WWI.
Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at July 17, 2020 10:06 AM (xZjSg)

Damn. You must be really old.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2020 10:07 AM (FZcWX)

232 227

Germany especially was shattered. It really isn't a surprise that Hitler gained power.
Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 10:06 AM (OyyDO)


Ah. And then there was the League of Nations.

Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:07 AM (bCLt0)

233 Jet powered purple dinosaur? Barney?


Certainly is colorful...

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2020 10:07 AM (gmo/4)

234 Why did she get the time machine?
Posted by: eleven at July 17, 2020 10:06 AM (XTyi0)

it was reparations for letting JJ point the weather machine at my neighborhood

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 10:08 AM (TOyHQ)

235 I saw a " restored" image of Jesus a while back. It was, hideous.

-
Well, he's a guy so . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2020 10:08 AM (+y/Ru)

236 233 Jet powered purple dinosaur? Barney?


Certainly is colorful...
Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2020 10:07 AM (gmo/4)

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It's a dragon. Such a slut.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:08 AM (LvTSG)

237 The artist interpreted the current events as harbingers of a coming catastrophe.

Sure he did. He even said so, after the catastrophe happened.

Posted by: spindrift at July 17, 2020 10:08 AM (h5TKJ)

238 It's the Bass-O-Matic!

Posted by: Archer at July 17, 2020 10:08 AM (gmo/4)

239 I saw a " restored" image of Jesus a while back. It was, hideous.
Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:06 AM (bCLt0)
*******
Was he wearing Khakis?

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 17, 2020 10:09 AM (1Dmt5)

240 230 You know what was a whole lot better than I thought it would be?

The movie about JRR Tolkien's time in WWI, titled Tolkien.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:07 AM (LvTSG)

Simon Tolkien wrote a good book about the World War I era.

Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:09 AM (bCLt0)

241 Is this painting tentacle porn? I don't get it.

Posted by: Downcast at July 17, 2020 10:09 AM (gLsjQ)

242 From AG Barr's speech:

"The CCP has launched an orchestrated campaign, across all of its many tentacles in Chinese government and society, to exploit the openness of our institutions in order to destroy them."


Tim Pool had a segment about this yesterday. PDT also signed an EO that seriously puts the kibosh on the ChiComs here. I hope it gets vigorously enforced.

Our enemies just luv using our freedoms against us, much like the muzzie terrorists used our own planes to destroy the Twin Towers.

Someone once said that freedom wasn't a suicide pact. I agree. We always need to keep our guard up against those who'd take advantage of our freedom and forgiving nature.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 10:09 AM (HaL55)

243 You have to constantly reality-test if you want to keep any vestige of sanity or grounding. It's really fucking difficult and it seems to get more difficult by the day.
Posted by: Insomniac


**********

I thought of changing my sign off from "Endeavour to Persevere" to this memorable quote from Al Swearengen (Deadwood), but it seems a little wordy:

"In life you have to do a lot of things you don't f*cking want to do. Many times, that's what the f*ck life is... one vile f*cking task after another. But don't get aggravated... then the enemy has you by the short hairs."

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 10:09 AM (Fc5rx)

244 I shall name this "Puppy Blender".

Posted by: Glenn Reynolds at July 17, 2020 10:10 AM (ukNFU)

245 The treaty of Versailles is what shattered Germany.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:10 AM (7F3r5)

246 Heh. All my kids survived public high school and have a decent working knowledge of WWI. They all also think Wilson was a filthy bastard.

I may have had something to do with that last part.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 17, 2020 10:10 AM (dfRN6)

247 It's Art, but is it nice?

Posted by: jbspry at July 17, 2020 10:10 AM (ATe9j)

248 That's what they get for electing Wilson
Democrat Presidents are war presidents
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 10:06 AM (TOyHQ)


Woody was really a malignant piece of shit. We tend to overlook his massive treachery because of that other egomaniacal gimp, Delano, but Wilson kickstarted the rot.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 17, 2020 10:11 AM (y7DUB)

249 Sure he did. He even said so, after the catastrophe happened.

Posted by: spindrift at July 17, 2020 10:08 AM (h5TKJ)

Are you being intentionally obtuse?

This was painted in 1913. Perhaps you don't know that WWI started in 1914.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 10:12 AM (dLLD6)

250 I'm not sure why it was never fixed. Either to fix
it would damage it further, or the curators felt that the damage was now
part of the work's story and kept it. Wouldn't be the first time.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 10:01 AM (OyyDO)

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Catching Gabriel Allon at a free moment is difficult, but with all his experience in German expressionist art he'd be the guy to hire.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 17, 2020 10:12 AM (NVYyb)

251 Velociraptors are easily domesticated.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 09:32 AM (7F3r5)

Chris Pratt raised them from chicks.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 17, 2020 10:12 AM (LxTcq)

252 In the 1980s, I recall we were being told that Japan was going to own everything in the future, it belonged to them. When America woke up, Japan quickly became second rate, and have never recovered. I foresee the same future for China. I don't think they will recover from their blatant anti-Americanism or their virus. Even among the dedicated left, unless they are actually getting funds from China, there is open disgust with China.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 17, 2020 10:12 AM (kA3Cp)

253 243
You have to constantly reality-test if you want to keep any vestige
of sanity or grounding. It's really fucking difficult and it seems to
get more difficult by the day.

Posted by: Insomniac



**********



I thought of changing my sign off from "Endeavour to Persevere" to
this memorable quote from Al Swearengen (Deadwood), but it seems a
little wordy:



"In life you have to do a lot of things you don't f*cking want to
do. Many times, that's what the f*ck life is... one vile f*cking task
after another. But don't get aggravated... then the enemy has you by the
short hairs."

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 10:09 AM (Fc5rx)

Much wisdom with Al Swearengen in Deadwood. Enjoyed that series.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 17, 2020 10:12 AM (N39Ws)

254 225 I saw a " restored" image of Jesus a while back. It was, hideous.
Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:06 AM (bCLt0)

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Well, he's a guy, so...

Posted by: Allstate Customer at July 17, 2020 10:12 AM (wPVhA)

255 117...
There is so much going on in this, and no, none of you mopes could have painted it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (gd9RK)

Yeah, anyone who says stuff like that has never faced a blank canvas with a palette of fresh paint...

Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 10:12 AM (Rbu5d)

256 Someone once said that freedom wasn't a suicide pact. I agree. We always need to keep our guard up against those who'd take advantage of our freedom and forgiving nature.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 10:09 AM (HaL55)

I hope this includes the Chinese students, but I think that the corporate types want them to keep infiltrating. They are getting a lot of help from the universities. Kid 2 works in DC, has had the staff from the alma mater try to insist there is an obligation to place foreigners in government internships. May the universities who do this burn.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:13 AM (ONvIw)

257 Just did a little duckduckgoing for fun

World Population in 1900
1,600,000,000

Total war & oppression deaths in 20th Century
203,000,000

World Population in 2000
6,143,493,823

11,457,490,715 people lived during the 20th Century

Posted by: mindful webworker
No, really, I'm a sweet pussycat. Now get me food.
at July 17, 2020 10:13 AM (macz7)

258 I saw a " restored" image of Jesus a while back. It was, hideous.
Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:06 AM (bCLt0)



https://tinyurl.com/Failed-Restoration

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

259 I wonder if people then feel like we do now, right at the cusp of cataclysm?

-
Time to dig out Al Stewart's album Between the Wars and listen to Laughing Into 1939.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2020 10:13 AM (+y/Ru)

260 Amash is asshoe. Or Amashoe.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2020 10:13 AM (FtO5h)

261
Yeah, anyone who says stuff like that has never faced a blank canvas with a palette of fresh paint...
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 10:12 AM (Rbu5d


To be fair, most all morons would just paint a pair of boobs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:13 AM (7F3r5)

262
Bad Acid Badder ART Badder Meinhoff Bugger Off....

Posted by: Saf at July 17, 2020 10:13 AM (5IHGB)

263 Another of Marc's works, created around the same time, is called "The Wolves (Balkan War)". It's not as violent as this, but it depicts two packs of enemy wolves fighting each other. Marc used the negative symbolism of wolves to depict both sides as barbaric and the conflict as terrible. The Balkan War was especially violent and practically everyone saw the Balkans as the powder keg for a bigger conflict (which it ended up being), and the Balkan War as its dry run. Even tho no one foresaw how brutal WWI was going to be, there were clues.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 10:14 AM (OyyDO)

264 My son's favorite artist. He died in WWI.

Posted by: Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup at July 17, 2020 10:06 AM (xZjSg)

================
Sorry for your loss?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 17, 2020 10:14 AM (NVYyb)

265 I wonder if people then feel like we do now, right at the cusp of cataclysm?
Iwonder
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 10:01 AM (Rbu5d)

Some of the artists and other sensitives did, as this painting shows. The Elites were giddy with confidence, especially the Ruling Classes - that's why they marched into it all with no second thoughts.

In hindsight, one of the most poignant/tragic bits of film to watch are clips of the Funeral of King Edward VII in London, in 1910. It was the most magnificent funeral ever stage, maybe that ever will be staged. At least 10 Kings and Emperors were in attendance, and members of over 70 different Royal Families, and half a million people viewed the procession. Over the top in every possible way - and not a single one of the notables realized that it was THEIR Funeral, the funeral of their families, their nations, their culture. It was all about to be swept away.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 10:14 AM (Kpl3J)

266 Just did a little duckduckgoing for fun

World Population in 1900
1,600,000,000

Total war & oppression deaths in 20th Century
203,000,000

World Population in 2000
6,143,493,823

11,457,490,715 people lived during the 20th Century
Posted by: mindful webworker



Whole lotta bumping uglies been going on.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:14 AM (TyVba)

267 Crystallography is a fascinating study and the micrographs are so pretty

Posted by: Kindltot at July 17, 2020 10:14 AM (WyVLE)

268 229 Artists would be flabbergasted at what heir work sells for many years after their death . I keep thinking of Van Gogh...
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 10:07 AM (oDRcK)
Doctor Who fixed that for you.
https://youtu.be/ubTJI_UphPk

Posted by: Downcast at July 17, 2020 10:15 AM (sdFDW)

269 To be fair, most all morons would just paint a pair of boobs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:13 AM (7F3r5)

Ah. A diptych.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 10:15 AM (6FeV1)

270 *looks*

Okay who got refracted?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 10:15 AM (5PmFe)

271 One of Methuselah's Children just slipped up.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2020 10:15 AM (FtO5h)

272 258 I saw a " restored" image of Jesus a while back. It was, hideous.
Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:06 AM (bCLt0)


https://tinyurl.com/Failed-Restoration
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:13 AM (Zz0t1)

Yep. That's the one, Sponge.

Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:15 AM (bCLt0)

273 To be fair, most all morons would just paint a pair of boobs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:13 AM (7F3r5)

Aye, and wouldn't they be grand!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2020 10:15 AM (q1Pj5)

274 Yeah, anyone who says stuff like that has never faced a blank canvas with a palette of fresh paint...
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 10:12 AM (Rbu5d

To be fair, most all morons would just paint a pair of boobs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:13 AM (7F3r5)

I would paint the top half red, the bottom half white, then I would write "ROTHKO!" on the bottom and make a million dollars.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 10:15 AM (Kpl3J)

275 Dear Horde,

Expressionism is a Thing. Many artists in many genres felt that the world was coming apart.

No, prescient does not mean that they knew a Serbian hippie was going to shoot an Austrian manikin and that the hereditary upper classes of Europe were going to casually toss everyone's babies into an inferno.

They did know that something was up. You're all seen Munch's "Scream", even if only as a Halloween mask. That's 1898.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2020 10:15 AM (gd9RK)

276 on context and art, I'm gonna contradict myself a bit
1917 was good
but after I watched a clip where the director explained that it was based on stories from his dad then I got it
it wasn't meant to show the war as it was, but to share how he as a kid (and all kids) lived the war thru their grandparents recollections
very much a visual history cognate to oral history

also, you vets - tell the kids your stories (in an appropriate way of course)
that's important

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 10:16 AM (TOyHQ)

277
To be fair, most all morons would just paint a pair of boobs.



************

I shall rename this painting "Schiff and Nadler"

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 10:16 AM (Fc5rx)

278 Posted by: mindful webworker
No, really, I'm a sweet pussycat. Now get me food.
at July 17, 2020 10:13 AM (macz7)

IIRC about 110 billion people have lived on earth.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 10:16 AM (U9Qbt)

279 Barr's China speech is quite good. Barr seems to be quite good at laying out the case. Sadly, little ever seems to come of it.

But the speech is quite good.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2020 10:16 AM (hYcqw)

280 But I would paint ARTISTIC boobs!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2020 10:16 AM (FtO5h)

281 In the 1980s, I recall we were being told that Japan was going to own everything in the future, it belonged to them. When America woke up, Japan quickly became second rate, and have never recovered. I foresee the same future for China. I don't think they will recover from their blatant anti-Americanism or their virus. Even among the dedicated left, unless they are actually getting funds from China, there is open disgust with China.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 17, 2020 10:12 AM (kA3Cp)


China has concentration camps for Uighurs. That should be mentioned every fucking time someone shills for the Yellow Horde.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 17, 2020 10:17 AM (y7DUB)

282 Are two breasts considered a pair or a set?

Do you need four for a set?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:17 AM (7F3r5)

283 Yeah, anyone who says stuff like that has never faced a blank canvas with a palette of fresh paint...
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 10:12 AM (Rbu5d


To be fair, most all morons would just paint a pair of boobs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


We'd smash the pallette onto the canvas, pop a cold one, and call it a day.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:17 AM (TyVba)

284 Tom Servo

A close analogy can be President Xi to Kaiser Wilhelm II.

Both with chips on their shoulders and both starting a blue sea maritime buildup when coastal defense was a long tradition. And both with commercial shipping and general manufacturing success.

Are our grandchildren the children of 2013?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2020 10:18 AM (u82oZ)

285
11,457,490,715 people lived during the 20th Century
Posted by: mindful webworker

We promise to drive that # down in century 21.

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at July 17, 2020 10:18 AM (WiRLm)

286 Total war & oppression deaths in 20th Century
203,000,000

--

Communism/socialism murders of civilians account for the majority of those. It is quite telling that leftist governments killed more people in the 20th century than all of the wars.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 17, 2020 10:18 AM (kA3Cp)

287 Are two breasts considered a pair or a set?

Do you need four for a set?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:17 AM (7F3r5)

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Would you like to own the entire set?

Posted by: The Bradford Exchange at July 17, 2020 10:18 AM (wPVhA)

288 I wonder if people then feel like we do now, right at the cusp of cataclysm?

Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 10:01 AM (Rbu5d)

I'm confident that when the "tipping point" arrives, all those lemmings will rush into the sea.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2020 10:18 AM (X/Pw5)

289 I would like the Moron Art thread to make a return. I know we have painters and photographers here.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 10:18 AM (U9Qbt)

290 Oh look... a picture of July!!!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 17, 2020 10:18 AM (UUBmN)

291 AlaBAMA

Finger painting. It is art as well. This is known.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2020 10:18 AM (u82oZ)

292 The Mark Trail artist, James Allen, is "voluntarily stepping down" after an admittedly dumb Tweet targeted at AOC. Dumb mainly because it wasn't funny. Picture of AOC with her fingers spread apart and a "joke" about the size of penis she prefers.

If you're gonna get fired, make it worth it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2020 10:18 AM (FtO5h)

293 I would paint any woman's boobs that was willing to take their shirt and bra off and let me handle them with paint on my hands.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

294 291 AlaBAMA

Finger painting. It is art as well. This is known.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2020 10:18 AM (u82oZ)

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Only with trees.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:18 AM (LvTSG)

295 Are two breasts considered a pair or a set?



Do you need four for a set?


Dudley Moore starts counting breasts on a fertility goddess statue he just finished carving. "Eleven? They'll never notice."

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 10:19 AM (5PmFe)

296 IIRC about 110 billion people have lived on earth.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 10:16 AM (U9Qbt)

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And, thankfully, a few weren't stupid, or talentless hacks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 17, 2020 10:19 AM (NVYyb)

297 Yeah, anyone who says stuff like that has never faced a blank canvas with a palette of fresh paint...
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 10:12 AM (Rbu5d

To be fair, most all morons would just paint a pair of boobs.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:13 AM (7F3r5)

I would paint the top half red, the bottom half white, then I would write "ROTHKO!" on the bottom and make a million dollars.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Paint a couple of happy trees off to the side, sign it B Ross and make two million.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:19 AM (TyVba)

298 282 Are two breasts considered a pair or a set?

Do you need four for a set?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:17 AM (7F3r5)


How many do you need for a gaggle of breasts?

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at July 17, 2020 10:19 AM (kUmUV)

299 I think Trump's campaign will be fine. With wu flu, roots and now sports starting, running a bunch of ads gets drowned out. After Labor Day, I expect a metric shit ton of ads. Biden can only run on OrangeManBad. That's been said for the last 4 years. Plus, those early D debates have great material when all of them raised their hands for whatever. Winter is coming

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 17, 2020 10:19 AM (KpjMV)

300 That's what they get for electing Wilson
Democrat Presidents are war presidents

Princeton University has now taken his name off their school of International studies because he was a racist. They are now thinking of taking down the statue of De Declaration of Independence signer Rev. John Witherspoon because he had some problematic ideas about slavery. Last Night's ONT had link of a letter from a professor of Classics responding to this idea and the whole idea of academic freedom.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 10:19 AM (oDRcK)

301 Vashta Nerada

This should be taught in all schools. But is carefully covered up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2020 10:19 AM (u82oZ)

302 279 Barr's China speech is quite good. Barr seems to be quite good at laying out the case. Sadly, little ever seems to come of it.

But the speech is quite good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2020 10:16 AM (hYcqw)

Words need to be covered in the media, were these?

Then words need to be followed by actions and by very harsh words toward your detractors. The left has no issue impugning the character of those who disagree with it. Too many on our side just can't bring themselves to fight.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:19 AM (ONvIw)

303 293 I would paint any woman's boobs that was willing to take their shirt and bra off and let me handle them with paint on my hands.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

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HELLO SAILOR!

Posted by: Zombie Helen Thomas at July 17, 2020 10:19 AM (wPVhA)

304 A Heaven of Breasts

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2020 10:19 AM (FtO5h)

305 I made a serious comment at 276
of course it is now surrounded by bewb comments
#hordelife

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 10:20 AM (TOyHQ)

306 In hindsight, one of the most poignant/tragic bits of film to watch are clips of the Funeral of King Edward VII in London, in 1910. It was the most magnificent funeral ever stage, maybe that ever will be staged. At least 10 Kings and Emperors were in attendance, and members of over 70 different Royal Families, and half a million people viewed the procession. Over the top in every possible way - and not a single one of the notables realized that it was THEIR Funeral, the funeral of their families, their nations, their culture. It was all about to be swept away.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 10:14 AM (Kpl3J)

Barbara Tuchman's "The Guns of August" goes into this scene in depth.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 10:20 AM (OyyDO)

307 China has been releasing flood waters to protect Three Gorges Dam. Cities and towns below the dam are being flooded will little or no warning to residents.

That's because the government has no legal obligation to residents if the release of flood waters is framed as an emergency. If the government warned citizens two or three days ahead of time, they'd be subject to lawsuits and other demands for compensation.

https://tinyurl.com/y5xp9f4m

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 17, 2020 10:20 AM (sWM8x)

308 Another of Marc's works, created around the same time, is called "The Wolves (Balkan War)".

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I looked it up. Did you know you can get a yoga mat of this painting?

What the hell is wrong with people?

Posted by: Tonypete at July 17, 2020 10:20 AM (Rvt88)

309 Sorry-Not "De" Declaration That sounds like a rap song lyric.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 10:20 AM (oDRcK)

310 Oh no!!!

Eric Holder is so disappointed in Georgia! We could have had Stacey Abrams as governor!

And Florida could have had Andrew Gillum.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 17, 2020 10:20 AM (BNPWB)

311 China has concentration camps for Uighurs.
Posted by: Captain Hate

--

Funny how the left is so worried about the vestiges of slavery, but isn't concerned that their favorite lefty corporations like Nike and Apple are currently using slaves.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 17, 2020 10:20 AM (kA3Cp)

312 A Clutch of Breasts? Too optimistic?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2020 10:20 AM (FtO5h)

313 Are two breasts considered a pair or a set?

Do you need four for a set?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:17 AM (7F3r5)


Either way.

"When she finally took her bra off, out came a great set of tits!"

"Bro, did you see the pair of jugs on the new girl?"

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)

314 311 China has concentration camps for Uighurs.
Posted by: Captain Hate

--

Funny how the left is so worried about the vestiges of slavery, but isn't concerned that their favorite lefty corporations like Nike and Apple are currently using slaves.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 17, 2020 10:20 AM (kA3Cp)

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"That slavery isn't based on race, so it's good."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:21 AM (LvTSG)

315 Steve_in_SoCal

People are becoming ad adverse. Too many, and you tune it all out.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2020 10:21 AM (u82oZ)

316 CN at July 17, 2020 10:19 AM (ONvIw)

303 293 I would paint any woman's boobs that was willing to take their shirt and bra off and let me handle them with paint on my hands.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

Howard Stern beat you to it with his St Patrick's Day celebratory breast painting.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 10:21 AM (U9Qbt)

317 Artists would be flabbergasted at what heir work sells for many years after their death . I keep thinking of Van Gogh who spent time hungry because his brother Theo sent him money but then Van Gogh would spend it on paints.

He was a driven artist; he painted because he couldn't not do it. The only thing he cared about money for was facilitating his compulsion.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 17, 2020 10:22 AM (y7DUB)

318 305 I made a serious comment at 276
of course it is now surrounded by bewb comments
#hordelife
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 10:20 AM (TOyHQ)

"Hey! Who the hell put a serious comment in the middle of all our boob jokes?!?!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 10:22 AM (6FeV1)

319 Funny how the left is so worried about the vestiges of slavery, but isn't concerned that their favorite lefty corporations like Nike and Apple are currently using slaves.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 17, 2020 10:20 AM (kA3Cp)

And who holds their feet to the fire on this? Few and certainly not the MSM.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:22 AM (ONvIw)

320 https://fxn.ws/3eDkrx5
*******
State Troopers union threatens to pull officers from NYC: 'Can't have two sets of rules' in one state | Fox News

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 17, 2020 10:22 AM (1Dmt5)

321 131 https://bit.ly/2Oycyyv
******

Emerald Robinson
@EmeraldRobinson
BREAKING: Sources inside Trump Administration confirm to me that CDC has been misreporting the data for coronavirus to inflate the numbers.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 17, 2020 09:51 AM (1Dmt5)

That can't be! Drumpf is lying, listen to we're all gonna die if we don't shut down the country until next year,,, LISTEN TO US!!!1!

Posted by: NORCBCABCNBCCNN at July 17, 2020 10:23 AM (Rbu5d)

322 China has been releasing flood waters to protect Three Gorges Dam. Cities and towns below the dam are being flooded will little or no warning to residents.

That's because the government has no legal obligation to residents if the release of flood waters is framed as an emergency. If the government warned citizens two or three days ahead of time, they'd be subject to lawsuits and other demands for compensation.

https://tinyurl.com/y5xp9f4m
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 17, 2020 10:20 AM (sWM8x)


That's because......

https://youtu.be/lQvtWonUUYg

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

323 This was painted in 1913. Perhaps you don't know that WWI started in 1914.

Yes, and you are interpreting its meaning based on the fact that the war occurred, and what it became.

Posted by: spindrift at July 17, 2020 10:23 AM (h5TKJ)

324 China has concentration camps for Uighurs. That should be mentioned every fucking time someone shills for the Yellow Horde.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 17, 2020 10:17 AM (y7DUB)
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There's a video(s) circulating online of Uighurs being herded off trains to concentration camps.

Posted by: Augustine at July 17, 2020 10:23 AM (Alp4m)

325 Posted by: Captain Hate at July 17, 2020 10:22 AM (y7DUB)

Well, yes, but had he enough money he would have been able to buy paints and food.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 10:23 AM (oDRcK)

326 Remember when " Free Tibet" was the trendy bumper sticker slogan??? What a quaint time.

Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:23 AM (bCLt0)

327 State Troopers union threatens to pull officers from NYC: 'Can't have two sets of rules' in one state | Fox News
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 17, 2020 10:22 AM (1Dmt5)


Do it.

Sorry JJ. Hope you're armed at all times.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

328 284 Tom Servo

A close analogy can be President Xi to Kaiser Wilhelm II.
Both with chips on their shoulders and both starting a blue sea maritime buildup when coastal defense was a long tradition. And both with commercial shipping and general manufacturing success.

Are our grandchildren the children of 2013?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2020 10:18 AM (u82oZ)

It's an interesting analogy - just like Wilhelm, Xi has enough internal control to do whatever he feels like doing (like just taking Hong Kong) and he's got a pack of warmongers in the PLA who are itching to fight for any reason. Just like Wilhelm.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 10:24 AM (Kpl3J)

329 >>>They are now thinking of taking down the statue of De Declaration of
Independence signer Rev. John Witherspoon because he had some
problematic ideas about slavery.

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They have bigger problems than Wilson and Witherspoon (changing the name of Witherspoon Street in front of the Main Gate to the university will be an adventure). The biggest problem is renaming the entire university, since the House of Nassau (and the entire Dutch nation) made so much money trading slaves. Hmmm, what to do?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 17, 2020 10:24 AM (NVYyb)

330 Barr is great at speeches. So was Marco Rubio.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2020 10:24 AM (wTcTC)

331
(.) (.)
^^ A nice set.

( ) ( )
( ) ( )
(.) (.)
^^ A Pelosi set.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2020 10:24 AM (hYcqw)

332 111 Not a big fan.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est
--
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Sally Rand-
cause I am at July 17, 2020 09:48 AM (dQF3z)

Let me entertain you!

Posted by: Gypsy Rose Lee at July 17, 2020 10:25 AM (Rbu5d)

333 330 Barr is great at speeches. So was Marco Rubio.
Posted by: ... at July 17, 2020 10:24 AM (wTcTC)

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You know who else was great at speeches...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:25 AM (LvTSG)

334 323 This was painted in 1913. Perhaps you don't know that WWI started in 1914.

Yes, and you are interpreting its meaning based on the fact that the war occurred, and what it became.
Posted by: spindrift at July 17, 2020 10:23 AM (h5TKJ)

The artist himself said in a letter to his wife that he considered the painting a premonition of WWI.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 10:25 AM (OyyDO)

335 Barr's China speech is quite good. Barr seems to be quite good at laying out the case. Sadly, little ever seems to come of it.

But the speech is quite good.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2020 10:16 AM (hYcqw)


Oh, Barr is a marvelous orator.

But, to paraphrase Abraham Lincoln, you can spare this man. He doesn't fight.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2020 10:25 AM (2JVJo)

336 They did know that something was up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at

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But prescience means a little bit more than just having a feeling that "something is up". Hell, by that definition every commenter here is prescient. Most of us though, are not.

I tend to think that this particular artist was representing past and present (albeit in abstract terms) more than future. The prescience notion is probably fueled by the fact that he died in the war, thus enabling a narrative to emerge after the fact.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 10:25 AM (Fc5rx)

337 Franz Marc: Picasso with a bolder palette.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 17, 2020 10:25 AM (WEBkv)

338 331
(.) (.)
^^ A nice set.

( ) ( )
( ) ( )
(.) (.)
^^ A Pelosi set.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2020 10:24 AM (hYcqw)

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((.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:25 AM (LvTSG)

339 Fate of the animals, the tasty tasty animals end up in mah belly!

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 10:25 AM (hku12)

340 vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism

I've been saying for years that letters to grandchildren are important.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2020 10:25 AM (u82oZ)

341 damn emoji ruining everything

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:25 AM (LvTSG)

342 You're all seen Munch's "Scream", even if only as a Halloween mask. That's 1898.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2020 10:15 AM


Hell, I keep a print of it on my office wall. Seems more and more appropriate these days.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 17, 2020 10:26 AM (ejd/p)

343 There's a video(s) circulating online of Uighurs being herded off trains to concentration camps.
Posted by: Augustine at July 17, 2020 10:23 AM (Alp4m)

The harsh treatment of the Uighurs is one thing that I am willing to give China a pass on. They are muzzie nutbars, and would do the same to all of us if they had the power to do so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2020 10:26 AM (FZcWX)

344 Sorry JJ. Hope you're armed at all times.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

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I hope he's related to Bernie Goetz.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 17, 2020 10:26 AM (NVYyb)

345 The nation's leading men's college basketball coaches' association has called the SAT and ACT "longstanding forces of institutional racism" and wants them eliminated from use in determining athletes' eligibility.
Jerry Sandusky was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2020 10:26 AM (3aI0K)

346 The artist himself said in a letter to his wife that he considered the painting a premonition of WWI.

Nope, he said it was like a premonition.

He painted something chaotic and devastating, and then said it applied to the current situation.

Posted by: spindrift at July 17, 2020 10:26 AM (h5TKJ)

347 damn emoji ruining everything
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:25 AM (LvTSG)


I did spit out my eggs as laughexclaiming "WTF IS THAT?!??"

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

348 I like the colors but, it is a rather unsettling painting. The painting has a "sledgehammer to the optic nerve" effect.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 17, 2020 10:27 AM (WEBkv)

349 State Troopers union threatens to pull officers from NYC: 'Can't have two sets of rules' in one state | Fox News

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 17, 2020 10:22 AM (1Dmt5)

Good!

That's just staties assigned there, though, right?
NYPD still stuck in Wilhelm's Hell?

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 10:27 AM (TOyHQ)

350 The artist himself said in a letter to his wife that he considered the painting a premonition of WWI.
Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 10:25 AM (OyyDO)

I know what you mean but he will hang his hat on your response on you saying 'WW1' . Premonition of War.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 10:27 AM (U9Qbt)

351 Little Marco is a Mask Karen. Fk him.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 17, 2020 10:28 AM (FtO5h)

352 He painted something chaotic and devastating, and then said it applied to the current situation.

Current situation during the war, I should clarify.

Posted by: spindrift at July 17, 2020 10:28 AM (h5TKJ)

353 The artist himself said in a letter to his wife that he considered the painting a premonition of WWI.
Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 10:25 AM (OyyDO)


By 1913 pretty much everyone had a premonition of WWI.

Most might not have had any clue how bad it would be, but everyone was gearing up for it. Everyone.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 10:28 AM (hku12)

354 347 damn emoji ruining everything
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:25 AM (LvTSG)

I did spit out my eggs as laughexclaiming "WTF IS THAT?!??"
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

========

It was supposed to be a third nipple.

( : ) ( . )

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:28 AM (LvTSG)

355 348 I like the colors but, it is a rather unsettling painting. The painting has a "sledgehammer to the optic nerve" effect.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 17, 2020 10:27 AM (WEBkv)

Can only be observed by using the side-eye.

Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:28 AM (bCLt0)

356 And Jeanne Dixon only pointed out the predictions she had made that ultimately panned out, while quietly ignoring the many that did not come to pass.

And Nostradamus was a dick! (according to Jeff Spicoli)

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 10:28 AM (Fc5rx)

357 "If this is World War I, how bad is World War II gonna be? Jeez!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko in 1918 at July 17, 2020 10:28 AM (6FeV1)

358 So, what we're saying, is that the Chicoms read Sun Tzu?

L I B

Posted by: klaftern at July 17, 2020 10:28 AM (RuIsu)

359 Col. Taylor's "Madhouse" scream is also very relevant.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2020 10:29 AM (q1Pj5)

360 Remember when " Free Tibet" was the trendy bumper sticker slogan??? What a quaint time.

Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:23 AM (bCLt0)

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I'm so old I remember when the trendy Hollywood set were protesting Arab slave raids into Darfur.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 17, 2020 10:29 AM (NVYyb)

361 Funny how the left is so worried about the vestiges of slavery, but isn't concerned that their favorite lefty corporations like Nike and Apple are currently using slaves.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 17, 2020 10:20 AM (kA3Cp)

And who holds their feet to the fire on this? Few and certainly not the MSM.
Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:22 AM (ONvIw)


I spread the word on this to everyone I know. It's risk free because who likes concentration camps?

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 17, 2020 10:29 AM (y7DUB)

362 353 By 1913 pretty much everyone had a premonition of WWI.

Most might not have had any clue how bad it would be, but everyone was gearing up for it. Everyone.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 10:28 AM (hku12)

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And you probably didn't need to know the damaging effects of modern weapons to imagine that a large scale European war would be extremely devastating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:29 AM (LvTSG)

363 The nation's leading men's college basketball coaches' association has called the SAT and ACT "longstanding forces of institutional racism" and wants them eliminated from use in determining athletes' eligibility.
Jerry Sandusky was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2020 10:26 AM (3aI0K)


For the children.

Well, I say FUCK the college coaches association. With a barbed mace. Repeatedly.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

364 https://tinyurl.com/y5xp9f4m
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 17, 2020 10:20 AM (sWM8x)

That's because......

https://youtu.be/lQvtWonUUYg
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

LOL. The thought of a Chinese subject suing Xi is also laughable. "Oh guess what your village must have the Virus! The only cure is flamethrowers on all of you!!!"

It reminds me of a shameful moment in US History, during the great 1927 floods (greatest ever) when New Orleans city officials dynamited the levees below their city in the hope it would take pressure off of them. It didn't, but it did guarantee that all of the parishes below them were annihilated.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 10:29 AM (Kpl3J)

365 Peace
Now, God be thanked who has matched us with his hour,
And caught our youth, and wakened us from sleeping!
With hand made sure, clear eye, and sharpened power,
To turn, as swimmers into cleanness leaping,
Glad from a world grown old and cold and weary;
Leave the sick hearts that honor could not move,
And half-men, and their dirty songs and dreary,
And all the little emptiness of love!
Oh! we, who have known shame, we have found release there,
Where there's no ill, no grief, but sleep has mending,
Naught broken save this body, lost but breath;
Nothing to shake the laughing heart's long peace there,
But only agony, and that has ending;
And the worst friend and enemy is but Death

Posted by: Rupert Brooke at July 17, 2020 10:29 AM (sdFDW)

366 Hah! CFP has a link up to a picture of Kayleigh's binder she uses at the daily bashing of the commie sympathizers.

She has a tab on every subject they are likely to use as a hammer against the big man.

She's literally more prepared than the entire MSM.

Gawd, I do love that woman.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:30 AM (7F3r5)

367 the SAT and ACT "longstanding forces of institutional racism" and wants them eliminated from use in determining athletes' eligibility.

Posted by: SMOD

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Why pretend they are students? IIRC, Nebraska doesn't even have their football players in classes. I know when they were in the the Big 12, they refused to sign off on the rules about having athletes attend class.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 17, 2020 10:30 AM (kA3Cp)

368 Foreboding is not foretelling.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 10:30 AM (Fc5rx)

369
It was supposed to be a third nipple.

( : ) ( . )
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:28 AM (LvTSG)


LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:30 AM (Zz0t1)

370 By 1913 pretty much everyone had a premonition of WWI.

Most might not have had any clue how bad it would be, but everyone was gearing up for it. Everyone.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 10:28 AM (hku12)

Everyone had a premonition of War, but not of WWI. Until the advent of WWII, there was no WWI. It was The Great War, until it wasn't anymore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 17, 2020 10:30 AM (FZcWX)

371 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:25 AM (LvTSG)


nice tattoo on the right one.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 17, 2020 10:30 AM (l6b3d)

372 "Mr. American" is a very good (if too long) novel by George MacDonald Fraser set in Britain in the days leading up to WWI. Really opened my eyes to the attitudes of the time.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 17, 2020 10:30 AM (dfRN6)

373 Gawd, I do love that woman.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:30 AM (7F3r5)

She's the answer to my prayers over the past few decades, "Why can't we have a press secretary who tells these assholes to shut the hell up, and put them in their places!!!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 10:31 AM (6FeV1)

374
She has a tab on every subject they are likely to use as a hammer against the big man.

She's literally more prepared than the entire MSM.

Gawd, I do love that woman.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:30 AM (7F3r5)
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Gee, it's almost like the commie sympathizers, AKA, "The Press," are predictable.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 17, 2020 10:31 AM (WEBkv)

375 >>345
The nation's leading men's college basketball coaches' association has
called the SAT and ACT "longstanding forces of institutional racism" and
wants them eliminated from use in determining athletes' eligibility. Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2020 10:26 AM (3aI0K)

Appropriate. Long overdue acknowledgement of the "student-athlete" fraud, which has been anachronistic for decades.

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2020 10:31 AM (u4/yY)

376 By 1913 pretty much everyone had a premonition of WWI.

Most might not have had any clue how bad it would be, but everyone was gearing up for it. Everyone.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 10:28 AM (hku12)


There are quite a number of books focusing on 1913, the "Perfect Summer" as it was known after the Great War.

I'd recommend Tuchman's The Proud Tower as a good overview of the years before the war.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2020 10:31 AM (2JVJo)

377 I hope this includes the Chinese students, but I think that the corporate types want them to keep infiltrating. They are getting a lot of help from the universities. Kid 2 works in DC, has had the staff from the alma mater try to insist there is an obligation to place foreigners in government internships. May the universities who do this burn.

Some kollidges are closing their Confucious Institutes, which is a good thing. They've been a nest of commie infiltration for a long time.

It's been interesting to watch the leftards go back and forth trying to decide whether we even have enemies or trying to designate Russia as our biggest threat when it appears that China is the one we should be focused on. And by "interesting" I mean a train wreck of inanity.

It's also good that Amash will soon be out of Congress, since he's a big ChiCom booster. DiFi should be targeted by the GOPe for defeat since she had a ChiCom spy in her employ for years, something that PROGDA covers well. With a pillow until it doesn't move.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 10:32 AM (HaL55)

378 It reminds me of a shameful moment in US History, during the great 1927 floods (greatest ever) when New Orleans city officials dynamited the levees below their city in the hope it would take pressure off of them. It didn't, but it did guarantee that all of the parishes below them were annihilated.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 10:29 AM (Kpl3J)


I thought George W. Bush did that in 2005 and disguised it with a hurricane.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

379 363 The nation's leading men's college basketball coaches' association has called the SAT and ACT "longstanding forces of institutional racism" and wants them eliminated from use in determining athletes' eligibility.
Jerry Sandusky was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2020 10:26 AM (3aI0K)

LOL. The Coaches association wants to be able to walk out onto the streets of South Central LA and offer $100 plus free hookers and blow after the game to any hoodie who wants to put on a jersey that night.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 10:32 AM (Kpl3J)

380 >>"Why can't we have a press secretary who tells these assholes to shut the hell up, and put them in their places!!!" Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 10:31 AM (6FeV1)

Why bother? "Here is the administration's position paper for the week. We will not be taking questions. Have a nice day."

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2020 10:32 AM (u4/yY)

381 128 123 The more I look at it the more animals I see, but I can't send in my answer to win a prize.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 09:49 AM (oDRcK)

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Fen, you don't want the kind of prizes they give around here. Trust me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 09:50 AM (wPVhA)

A slightly-used toaster!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 10:32 AM (NWiLs)

382 She's the answer to my prayers over the past few decades, "Why can't we have a press secretary who tells these assholes to shut the hell up, and put them in their places!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 10:31 AM (6FeV1)
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders did a good job with the children, also.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 17, 2020 10:32 AM (WEBkv)

383 The nation's leading men's college basketball coaches' association has called the SAT and ACT "longstanding forces of institutional racism" and wants them eliminated from use in determining athletes' eligibility.
Jerry Sandusky was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2020 10:26 AM (3aI0K)


In other words, the boy can dunk, but he ain't got enough sense to tie his own shoes.

Rather than test how well they can reed, rite, rithmatic, they would prefer to ask these kids to just submit a letter of intent.

That letter is G.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 10:32 AM (hku12)

384 nice tattoo on the right one.
Posted by: banana Dream at July 17, 2020 10:30 AM (l6b3d)

I thought it was an imprint of Paolo's face

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 10:32 AM (TOyHQ)

385 Yes, and you are interpreting its meaning based on the fact that the war occurred, and what it became.

Posted by: spindrift at July 17, 2020 10:23 AM (h5TKJ)

I stand corrected. Europe was a marvelous and peaceful place without any social upheaval or for that matter any indications that war was coming.

Marc's comment was actually about the cute puppies in his back yard.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 10:32 AM (dLLD6)

386 It was supposed to be a third nipple.



( : ) ( . )

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:28 AM (LvTSG)

=================
Francisco Scaramanga, is that you?

Posted by: Nick Nack at July 17, 2020 10:33 AM (NVYyb)

387 Emerald Robinson
@EmeraldRobinson
BREAKING: Sources inside Trump Administration confirm to me that CDC has been misreporting the data for coronavirus to inflate the numbers.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qass

********************************

Before we get too excited, lets remember that she also tweeted a month or so ago that "sources inside the Trump Administration" confirmed to her that Kushner was working on a secret DACA amnesty deal with Schumer BEFORE SCOTUS even ruled that Trump would unveil "within a week."

She also tweeted a few years back that "sources inside the Trump Administration" confirmed to her that Trump was preparing to send 50,000 ground troops into Syria.

She was 100% wrong on both counts.

Her "sources inside the Trump Administration" appear to be the same ones Cernovich and Prosbiec have -- both of whom have no sources and are only correct now and again by chance.

Posted by: Venus at July 17, 2020 10:33 AM (iYXhj)

388 Why bother? "Here is the administration's position paper for the week. We will not be taking questions. Have a nice day."
Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2020 10:32 AM (u4/yY

Because by revealing their stupidity and agenda, she's red-pilling people.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:33 AM (7F3r5)

389 Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 17, 2020 10:24 AM (NVYyb)

I'm sure it's like a thread of yarn in a work of knitting. You pull on one piece and more and more come out.
Princeton has billions in endowments, I imagine. However. I can't even think that most of their old time contributing alumni would be happy about taking down the statue or changing the name of Witherspoon Street. In fact, in response to the suggestion about cancelling John Witherspoon some graduate (Don't know what year) said he was not going to give anymore money.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 10:33 AM (oDRcK)

390 Tom Servo


Are our grandchildren the children of 1913? Fixed it.

The Korean War and UN forces killing large numbers of Chinese kept the Chinese & PLA leaders in check. They remembered. Now what we did in that war is forgotten. By everyone.

The calculus of aggression is how can China use USSR salami-slice take a nibble advancement vice a big lunge. It is all reactionary short sighted thinking.

I think their strategy would not work against a 1950's Eisenhower US. But they have suborned so many in the US. And we are not reinforcing success as a society.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 17, 2020 10:33 AM (u82oZ)

391 Okay, my work for the day is finished. Let me close with a hybrid sign-off:


Endeavour to not let your enemy get you by the short hairs.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 10:33 AM (Fc5rx)

392 387 It was supposed to be a third nipple.



( : ) ( . )

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:28 AM (LvTSG)

=================
Francisco Scaramanga, is that you?
Posted by: Nick Nack at July 17, 2020 10:33 AM (NVYyb)

==========

He's Francisca now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:33 AM (LvTSG)

393 1913 there was a prequel little war down in the Balkans that involved Greece, Serbia, and Tsarists Russia. Russia came off the worse .


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 10:33 AM (5PmFe)

394
Hah! CFP has a link up to a picture of Kayleigh's binder she uses at the daily bashing of the commie sympathizers.



She has a tab on every subject they are likely to use as a hammer against the big man.



She's literally more prepared than the entire MSM.



Gawd, I do love that woman.


Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:30 AM

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I nearly spit my coffee out that one day when that "reporter"accused her of being prepared for those questions they asked that day.


Duh, idiot, that's literally her job. And they are royally pi$$ed at her for doing her job.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 17, 2020 10:33 AM (JUOKG)

395 And Jeanne Dixon only pointed out the predictions she had made that ultimately panned out, while quietly ignoring the many that did not come to pass.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 10:28 AM (Fc5rx)

Everyone has their off days.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2020 10:34 AM (X/Pw5)

396 Some kollidges are closing their Confucious Institutes, which is a good thing. They've been a nest of commie infiltration for a long time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 10:32 AM (HaL55)


Word on the street is, these student groups aren't just commie infiltrated, they are wholly owned and operated by the CCP.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 10:34 AM (hku12)

397 "China has concentration camps for Uighurs."

I have a hard time having a problem with this...

Posted by: Chris M at July 17, 2020 10:34 AM (eAZVt)

398
I spread the word on this to everyone I know. It's risk free because who likes concentration camps?
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 17, 2020 10:29 AM (y7DUB)

Me too. But I don't see actions change because of disgust toward the Chinese policies. We, here, may look for alternatives to Chinese made products, but to most people a cheaper Chinese product means more money for other things.
I think this happens to most "buy American" strategies. They sound great til your faced with a real economic choice.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:34 AM (ONvIw)

399 Her "sources inside the Trump Administration" appear
to be the same ones Cernovich and Prosbiec have -- both of whom have no
sources and are only correct now and again by chance.

Posted by: Venus at July 17, 2020 10:33 AM (iYXhj)

===============
I don't care. She has facts all her own, way up high.

Posted by: Bob Segar at July 17, 2020 10:34 AM (NVYyb)

400 https://bit.ly/2WvLl3D
*********
Celebrities Show Solidarity With Protesters By Burning Their Own Homes To The Ground

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 17, 2020 10:35 AM (1Dmt5)

401 Everyone had a premonition of War, but not of WWI.
,
The book The War That Ended Peace dwells on that a bit. The last "big" wars had been the Franco-Prussian and Russo-Japanese Wars; after that, the various crises such as Fashoda or Morocco had looked as though, were arms to be involved, to be short, controllable little brush fires. So while the Great Powers knew something was coming - "some damned thing in the Balkans" - most everyone expected it to be short, contained and over in a few weeks, at which point the march of human progress could continue.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2020 10:35 AM (2JVJo)

402 Danielle Lama@DLama_FOX35
More questions about Florida' s #COVID19 data tonight after state health official tells us a person who died in a motorcycle accident was added to the state's coronavirus death count.

-
Yeah, well, was the motorcycle wear a mask?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2020 10:35 AM (+y/Ru)

403 Okay, my work for the day is finished. Let me close with a hybrid sign-off:


Posted by: Muldoon



Mine was done by 9:00. But here I sit. At work. Because I'm not supposed to be done that quick.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:35 AM (TyVba)

404 139 Folks keep telling me to go back to church--I tell it to myself--but...that little voice. .

====

sometimes you just gotta get on your knees and pray
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 09:52 AM (TOyHQ)

That we won't get fooled again?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 10:35 AM (NWiLs)

405 1913 there was a prequel little war down in the Balkans that involved Greece, Serbia, and Tsarists Russia. Russia came off the worse .


Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 10:33 AM (5PmFe)
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They failed at sea, prior to that, when they went up against Japan.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 17, 2020 10:35 AM (WEBkv)

406 Dude was on crack when he "painted" this.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 17, 2020 10:36 AM (QMwOT)

407 And Witherspoon Presbyterian Church will have to change its name too. Being Presby, they probably wouldn't mind, but it's been known by that name for about 180 years

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 10:36 AM (oDRcK)

408 >>Because by revealing their stupidity and agenda, she's red-pilling people. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:33 AM (7F3r5)

Fair enough. In that case, she'd be well served by breaking the fourth wall and just addressing the cameras instead of the reporter.
"Hear that, America? This guy wants me to take his 'when did Trump stop beating his wife' retard-question. Again. He asks the same question every day, and every day I use my presence at this podium to show you..."

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2020 10:36 AM (u4/yY)

409 China has concentration camps for Uighurs. That should be mentioned every fucking time someone shills for the Yellow Horde.
Posted by: Captain Hate
Yup. I am wondering if the stories we hear about organ harvesting over there are true.

Posted by: MikeM at July 17, 2020 10:36 AM (9Amlu)

410 She's literally more prepared than the entire MSM.



Gawd, I do love that woman.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:30 AM (7F3r5)

She is always better prepared than the entire White House press corps. Amazing that they can't figure it out. It's as if they aren't nearly as smart as they give themselves credit.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 10:36 AM (dLLD6)

411 Posted by: Venus at July 17, 2020 10:


She's a clown who shows her tiddies.

Breaking news yall!!!

Posted by: Ha at July 17, 2020 10:36 AM (EiNjl)

412 "...premonition of WWI"
As did Holst with "The Planets", particularly the Mars movement. You can't listen to that without the perception of building doom.
BTW, all classical music is now racist. 3 stories came yesterday, the NYT, the WaPo and a radio station.
Funny, it's almost like they coordinate these attacks.

Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 17, 2020 10:36 AM (w7KSn)

413 Humility, Kindness, Community
twitter.com/laoneill111/status/
1281242291596939266/photo/1

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2020 10:36 AM (ykYG2)

414 Emerald Robinson

@EmeraldRobinson

BREAKING: Sources inside Trump Administration confirm to me that CDC
has been misreporting the data for coronavirus to inflate the numbers.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qass



********************************



Before we get too excited, lets remember that she also tweeted a
month or so ago that "sources inside the Trump Administration" confirmed
to her that Kushner was working on a secret DACA amnesty deal with
Schumer BEFORE SCOTUS even ruled that Trump would unveil "within a
week."



She also tweeted a few years back that "sources inside the Trump
Administration" confirmed to her that Trump was preparing to send 50,000
ground troops into Syria.



She was 100% wrong on both counts.



Her "sources inside the Trump Administration" appear to be the same
ones Cernovich and Prosbiec have -- both of whom have no sources and are
only correct now and again by chance.


Posted by: Venus at July 17, 2020 10:33 AM

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I think the news that HHS has taken away coivd virus reporting stuff from the cdc lends a bit of credence to this report.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 17, 2020 10:36 AM (JUOKG)

415 Her "sources inside the Trump Administration" appear
to be the same ones Cernovich and Prosbiec have -- both of whom have no
sources and are only correct now and again by chance.
*****
Thernovitch is a Lefttard who once in a great while gets something right & never stops crowing about it while he is wrong 99% of the time* Posobiec is just a sad joke

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 17, 2020 10:36 AM (1Dmt5)

416
Fair enough. In that case, she'd be well served by breaking the fourth wall and just addressing the cameras instead of the reporter.
"Hear that, America? This guy wants me to take his 'when did Trump stop beating his wife' retard-question. Again. He asks the same question every day, and every day I use my presence at this podium to show you..."
Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2020 10:36 AM (u4/yY


Yisssss! This I fully endorse.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:37 AM (7F3r5)

417 399
I spread the word on this to everyone I know. It's risk free because who likes concentration camps?
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 17, 2020 10:29 AM (y7DUB)

Me too. But I don't see actions change because of disgust toward the Chinese policies. We, here, may look for alternatives to Chinese made products, but to most people a cheaper Chinese product means more money for other things.
I think this happens to most "buy American" strategies. They sound great til your faced with a real economic choice.
Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:34 AM (ONvIw)

All of this makes me want to think about Mercantilism, and what our actual national status is.

Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:37 AM (bCLt0)

418 411
She is always better prepared than the entire White House press corps. Amazing that they can't figure it out. It's as if they aren't nearly as smart as they gives themselves credit.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 10:36 AM (dLLD6)

==========

"She's just a troll."
-The MSM, sniffing own fart

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

419 The nation's leading men's college basketball coaches' association has called the SAT and ACT "longstanding forces of institutional racism" and wants them eliminated from use in determining athletes' eligibility.
Jerry Sandusky was unavailable for comment.
Posted by: SMOD

Yeah, those pesky test scores, keep a lot of those Top Coaches from recruiting basketball talent that can barely write their own name, or read at a primary level.

I can see the institutional and systemic racism right there.

Sportsball....FOR THE WIN!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 17, 2020 10:37 AM (vcOmj)

420 And Jeanne Dixon only pointed out the predictions
she had made that ultimately panned out, while quietly ignoring the many
that did not come to pass.



Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 10:28 AM (Fc5rx)



Everyone has their off days.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2020 10:34 AM (X/Pw5)

Word up honey-chile.

Posted by: Zombie Miss Cleo at July 17, 2020 10:37 AM (q1Pj5)

421 state health official tells us a person who died in a motorcycle accident was added to the state's coronavirus death count.

--

When the government pays bounties for all Wuhan Flu deaths reported, one tends to see an increase in them.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 17, 2020 10:37 AM (kA3Cp)

422 Danielle Lama@DLama_FOX35
More questions about Florida' s #COVID19 data tonight after state health official tells us a person who died in a motorcycle accident was added to the state's coronavirus death count.


I've tried to tell people for months that the books are cooked but people keep on with that 131,000 dead number.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:38 AM (TyVba)

423 I like the art.

Posted by: Synova at July 17, 2020 10:38 AM (BD/yx)

424 Mr. American" is a very good (if too long) novel by George MacDonald Fraser set in Britain in the days leading up to WWI. Really opened my eyes to the attitudes of the time.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 17, 2020 10:30 AM (dfRN6)
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With a series of hilarious cameos by an octogenarian Flashman.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 17, 2020 10:38 AM (UAMe5)

425 Duh, idiot, that's literally her job. And they are royally pi$$ed at her for doing her job.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 17, 2020 10:33 AM (JUOKG)
-------------

The enemedia doesn't like it when they are publicly humiliated, on a regular basis, by someone who's half their age.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 17, 2020 10:38 AM (WEBkv)

426 268...
Doctor Who fixed that for you. https://youtu.be/ubTJI_UphPk
Posted by: Downcast at July 17, 2020 10:15 AM (sdFDW)

I cannot lie, it is my favorite Dr Who episode.

Posted by: Gypsy Rose Lee at July 17, 2020 10:38 AM (Rbu5d)

427 It's crap! My kids paint better.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 17, 2020 10:38 AM (ftFVW)

428 Shuck Fumer, the Don of the DC Mafia, got to Dondi. I do wonder what they threatened him with.

He (Dondi) sure isn't the same guy I followed on the road to the Senate. That other guy would speak off the cuff about all the great things we had going for us and how he'd protect and defend them. It was always uplifting to hear that.

Who this new guy is is anybody's guess. He sure doesn't have a spine.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 10:38 AM (HaL55)

429 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 10:36 AM (dLLD6)

==========

"She's just a troll."
-The MSM, sniffing own fart
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

From a red wine glass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 10:38 AM (NWiLs)

430 And Jeanne Dixon only pointed out the predictions she had made that ultimately panned out, while quietly ignoring the many that did not come to pass.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 17, 2020 10:28 AM (Fc5rx)

Everyone has their off days.
Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2020 10:34 AM (X/Pw5)


About 27 years ago I had a very specific dream about an event that would have been extraordinarily unique, and wholly unexpected. When I woke, I even looked in the papers to see if it had actually happened, or if I had just dreamed it.

In my dream, I pictured EXACTLY what it would have looked like, if it HAD occurred. It had not.

About 2 weeks later, the exact event happened. And the exact details were in the paper.

My wife is the only would who could confirm that this thing had occurred as it did. And she's dead now.

So... all I can say is, I've never had anything remotely like this happen in my life, and I don't recall ever even having anything happen like it that DIDN'T come true.

Still, I just chalk it up as a remarkable coincidence.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 10:38 AM (hku12)

431 408 And Witherspoon Presbyterian Church will have to change its name too. Being Presby, they probably wouldn't mind, but it's been known by that name for about 180 years
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 10:36 AM (oDRcK)

A lot of Princeton carries the names of Witherspoon or Nassau. Nobody will ever be "pure" enough from the left except the left. Keep the names and clobber the left is a better choice, but I suspect Princeton will cave.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:39 AM (ONvIw)

432
423 Danielle Lama@DLama_FOX35
More questions about Florida' s #COVID19 data tonight after state health official tells us a person who died in a motorcycle accident was added to the state's coronavirus death count.


I've tried to tell people for months that the books are cooked but people keep on with that 131,000 dead number.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:38 AM (TyVba)

Did the Dalai Lama transition, and get a news gig???

Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:39 AM (bCLt0)

433 All of this makes me want to think about Mercantilism, and what our actual national status is.
Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:37 AM (bCLt0)

I don't think Mercantilism properly describes anti-China trade policies.

"Free Trade" with China isn't actual free trade, because China uses every trick in the book (currency manipulation, subsidy, dumping, intellectual property theft, etc.) to stack the deck in its favor.

China is cancer. Cancer needs to be cut out.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 17, 2020 10:39 AM (O4K4J)

434 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 17, 2020 10:36 AM (ykYG2)

Don't you get tired of playing the same song, over and over and over?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 10:39 AM (dLLD6)

435 431 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 10:36 AM (dLLD6)

==========

"She's just a troll."
-The MSM, sniffing own fart
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

From a red wine glass.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 10:38 AM (NWiLs)

========

"Champagne glass, peasant."
-The MSM

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:39 AM (LvTSG)

436 I wonder if we will transition to a Mexican/3rd world type system of sports. It's interesting, to say the least. They mix amateur and semi-pro and Pro together pretty indiscriminately, and teams just try to schedule games with other teams that are on their level. I got to see a game in Guadalajara once between the biggest local school and a pro team. The school won, because that year the son of the University President was Team Captain, so his dad hired the top 3 or 4 professional players in the country to play on his team with him. I can see us going there soon.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 10:39 AM (Kpl3J)

437 Okay, my work for the day is finished. Let me close with a hybrid sign-off:


Posted by: Muldoon



Mine was done by 9:00. But here I sit. At work. Because I'm not supposed to be done that quick.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:35 AM (TyVba)


I start at 12 and then flush eight hours of my life down the toilet.

And my depression is back for a visit, which is always a pleasure.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2020 10:39 AM (2JVJo)

438
sometimes you just gotta get on your knees and pray

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 09:52 AM (TOyHQ)



That we won't get fooled again?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 10:35 AM (NWiLs)

================
In the meantime, thank heaven Momma's got a squeezebox

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 17, 2020 10:39 AM (NVYyb)

439 Where is Islam's slamming of China as the Great Satan ? Or can there only be one?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 10:40 AM (U9Qbt)

440 "She's just a troll."
-The MSM, sniffing own fart
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:37 AM (LvTSG)

From a red wine glass.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 17, 2020 10:38 AM (NWiLs)


Of course! We're not heathens!

Posted by: The MSM at July 17, 2020 10:40 AM (7F3r5)

441 I think the news that HHS has taken away coivd virus reporting stuff from the cdc lends a bit of credence to this report.
Posted by: Mr. Scott



I doubt we'll ever get an accurate count number of deaths FROM covid instead of deaths WITH covid.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:40 AM (TyVba)

442 429 Shuck Fumer, the Don of the DC Mafia, got to Dondi. I do wonder what they threatened him with.

He (Dondi) sure isn't the same guy I followed on the road to the Senate. That other guy would speak off the cuff about all the great things we had going for us and how he'd protect and defend them. It was always uplifting to hear that.

Who this new guy is is anybody's guess. He sure doesn't have a spine.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 10:38 AM (HaL55)

It's mystifying how weak these people are and how easily "someone has something on him, or his kids" is excused.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:41 AM (ONvIw)

443 When I zoom in, the picture starts to become something. From a distance, crap. Up close art of a sort.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at July 17, 2020 10:41 AM (ftFVW)

444 376 >>345
The nation's leading men's college basketball coaches' association has
called the SAT and ACT "longstanding forces of institutional racism" and
wants them eliminated from use in determining athletes' eligibility. Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2020 10:26 AM (3aI0K)

Appropriate. Long overdue acknowledgement of the "student-athlete" fraud, which has been anachronistic for decades.
Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2020 10:31 AM (u4/yY)

Make all college sports intramural only and remove all sports scholarships in my opinion. Why should illiterates get a full ride through university only to come out still illiterate?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 17, 2020 10:41 AM (QMwOT)

445 And my depression is back for a visit, which is always a pleasure.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


ah, those demons.

Not today, Satan. Not today.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2020 10:41 AM (W2Pud)

446 441 Where is Islam's slamming of China as the Great Satan ? Or can there only be one?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 10:40 AM (U9Qbt)

I thought they were buying halal replacement kidneys from China? I expect zero condemnation.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:42 AM (ONvIw)

447 18 This work is both beautiful and tragic. The hope that Marc once saw in nature is completely gone by this point, and the coming apocalypse of WWI obliterates any purity the world had left. I love this piece.
Posted by: Kris

Not sure how Marc knew WWI was coming or would be an apocalypse so I call BS on your opinion and deem this piece of shit a piece of shit that I wouldn't hang at a ratfuk. IMH POS O

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at July 17, 2020 10:42 AM (kfcYC)

448 Fair enough. In that case, she'd be well served by
breaking the fourth wall and just addressing the cameras instead of the
reporter.

"Hear that, America? This guy wants me to take his 'when did Trump
stop beating his wife' retard-question. Again. He asks the same question
every day, and every day I use my presence at this podium to show
you..."

Posted by: Zod at July 17, 2020 10:36 AM (u4/yY





Yisssss! This I fully endorse.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:37 AM (7F3r5)

That would be effen awesome!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2020 10:42 AM (q1Pj5)

449 *********
Celebrities Show Solidarity With Protesters By Burning Their Own Homes To The Ground
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 17, 2020 10:35 AM (1Dmt5)


I hope their insurance companies laugh at them when they try to claim on the damages.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:43 AM (Zz0t1)

450 Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:39 AM (ONvIw)

Yes, I know about the names. I am very familiar with Princeton, but last time they wanted to change the name on something (It may have also been Witherspoon Street during some former leftist angst) and the town said no. I think the town is slightly (very slightly) less asinine than the University.
They also don't like being patronized.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 10:43 AM (oDRcK)

451 Did you see where some kid died from the bubonic plague after eating an infected marmot?

china, I think.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2020 10:43 AM (W2Pud)

452 And Jeanne Dixon only pointed out the predictions she had made that ultimately panned out, while quietly ignoring the many that did not come to pass.

Posted by: Muldoon



Everyone has their off days.
Posted by: BignJames


Screw you.

Posted by: Nostradamus at July 17, 2020 10:43 AM (TyVba)

453 there was a prequel little war down in the Balkans that involved Greece, Serbia, and Tsarists Russia. Russia came off the worse .


Posted by: Anna Puma

And that could have started the Great War, but it didn't.

Everybody, in retrospect, thought they were all right about The Great War, but most people were wrong.

A very interesting and lengthy book, entitled "The War of the World", by Niall Ferguson, takes a different approach to why The Great War happened, and why WWII followed.

A lot of people of brains and ability DID NOT see The Great War coming.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 17, 2020 10:44 AM (vcOmj)

454 Yes, I know about the names. I am very familiar with Princeton, but last time they wanted to change the name on something (It may have also been Witherspoon Street during some former leftist angst) and the town said no. I think the town is slightly (very slightly) less asinine than the University.
They also don't like being patronized.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 10:43 AM (oDRcK)

That was last time. I think town will do what gown wishes them to do, but that's my opinion.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:44 AM (ONvIw)

455 53 The great thing about art like this is, you can crank out eight paintings before lunch.
Posted by: Cicero

Unfortunately the artist has to die before they can be sold for more than 50 % of the cost of materials.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at July 17, 2020 10:44 AM (kfcYC)

456 453 Did you see where some kid died from the bubonic plague after eating an infected marmot?

china, I think.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2020 10:43 AM (W2Pud)

that's a metaphor for something, I know.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 10:44 AM (Kpl3J)

457 Ah, my favorite description of face mask requirements yet shows that if 100% of people wear highly-effective masks, then transmission should collapse. Okay.

Anyone want to find out where enough N95s for a 330 million population to wear several per day will come from? And who's going to enforce the absence of facial hair for the entire population? And how many people are going to be dedicated to enforcing good mask behavior and practices?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2020 10:45 AM (hYcqw)

458 Now that I've had a chance to read up on Franz Marc I am motivated to go to a museum and see some of his work, up close and personal. I would especially like to see the lost work, "Tower Of Blue Horses". Truth is, I would love to own that one. Oh, Goring you asshoe, where did you leave it?!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 17, 2020 10:45 AM (NVYyb)

459
"She's just a troll."
-The MSM, sniffing own fart
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:37 AM (LvTSG)


Boy Trapped in Refrigerator
Eats Own Foot

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

460 439 Okay, my work for the day is finished. Let me close with a hybrid sign-off:


Posted by: Muldoon



Mine was done by 9:00. But here I sit. At work. Because I'm not supposed to be done that quick.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:35 AM (TyVba)

I start at 12 and then flush eight hours of my life down the toilet.

And my depression is back for a visit, which is always a pleasure.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2020 10:39 AM (2JVJo)

Mary Poppins P. P. P.: Cheer up! God loves you and will always love you! Seriously! Also the Horde is quite fond of you! Seriously! I pray your spirits are lifted.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 17, 2020 10:45 AM (QMwOT)

461 Did you see where some kid died from the bubonic plague after eating an infected marmot?

china, I think.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Jesus H Christ China! Stick with chicken, cow & pig for a couple of years, ok?

You don't have to eat everything God ever gave a breath to.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:45 AM (TyVba)

462 453 Did you see where some kid died from the bubonic plague after eating an infected marmot?

china, I think.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2020 10:43 AM (W2Pud)


Seriously, the marmots in central asia wer the likely source of the great plague outbreaks in the 1300's. To this day, the marmot is a main source of the yersinia pestis bacteria.

Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:45 AM (bCLt0)

463
I wonder if we will transition to a Mexican/3rd world type system of sports.

How about a Mexican/3rd world type system of EVERYTHING?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2020 10:45 AM (aKsyK)

464 From last thread:
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429 425 410 I ordered an old Alec Guinness movie yesterday, Tune of Glory.

Never seen that one.
Posted by: dantesed at July 17, 2020 09:29 AM (88xKn)

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It's good, for sure.

He's a Scot in charge of a peacetime regiment and gets a new commanding officer of a different class. They clash horribly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 09:30 AM (LvTSG)
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I'm looking at YouTube clips. This looks great! A very different character type for Guiness.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 17, 2020 10:46 AM (Dc2NZ)

465 397 Some kollidges are closing their Confucious Institutes, which is a good thing. They've been a nest of commie infiltration for a long time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 10:32 AM (HaL55)


Word on the street is, these student groups aren't just commie infiltrated, they are wholly owned and operated by the CCP.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 10:34 AM (hku12)

It is true.

Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 10:46 AM (Rbu5d)

466 Word on the street is, these student groups aren't just commie infiltrated, they are wholly owned and operated by the CCP.


Well, yeah, that's what I meant. Those CI's are all commie, which is how they infiltrate the student body and the local area with their anti-American propaganda operatives

They all need to be shut down, IMO. I'll also bet that a lot of Panty-fa backers are ChiCom operatives as well. Then you have the eco-freaks and their insane demands that we (America) stop our energy production.

They're like fly shit: it's everywhere.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 10:46 AM (HaL55)

467 For all it's craft, today's art is crap.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 17, 2020 10:46 AM (d1uFV)

468 A marmot is, in fact, some sort of weasel.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2020 10:46 AM (gd9RK)

469 The US death toll for the Spanish Influenza can only be estimated because well testing was primitive and record keeping was spotty. Still the estimated death is now pegged at 675,000 out of a population of roughly 110 million.

Now in 2020, the testing seems to be flawed and some are deliberately fudging the numbers. But the death toll is still far below that of 1918-1919 and the population is three times what it was then.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (5PmFe)

470 I think the news that HHS has taken away coivd virus reporting stuff from the cdc lends a bit of credence to this report.

Posted by: Mr. Scott







I doubt we'll ever get an accurate count number of deaths FROM covid instead of deaths WITH covid.


Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:40 AM

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Yep, at this point the data is so corrupt and has been through so many hands we will never know the actual death toll from the virus.

One of the County coroners said they counted an acute alcohol death as covid. IIRC that was in Collin County.


At this point in time I trust nothing coming from any Government agency in regards to the virus. And I suspect that Gov. abbott finally figured that out too when he said he will not do another lock down after those news reports from Austin and San Antonio double and triple counting cases of the virus.


Plus South Dakota had the big 4th of July Trump event and their numbers have been falling ever since even though the media was screaming Trump is going to kill everyone by holding that event.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (JUOKG)

471
Anyone want to find out where enough N95s for a 330 million population to wear several per day will come from? And who's going to enforce the absence of facial hair for the entire population? And how many people are going to be dedicated to enforcing good mask behavior and practices?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2020 10:45 AM (hYcqw)



N95 isn't designed to stop viruses, which measure in the microns. It's all kabuki theatre.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (7F3r5)

472
How about a Mexican/3rd world type system of EVERYTHING?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2020 10:45 AM (aKsyK)
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You mean where referees are hunted down and shot for a bad call?

Knifed on the field by a deranged fan?

That sort of thing?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (WEBkv)

473 How about a Mexican/3rd world type system of EVERYTHING?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2020 10:45 AM (aKsyK)

I would like to adopt their Weather Girl system.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (U9Qbt)

474 A lot of people of brains and ability DID NOT see The Great War coming.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 17, 2020 10:44 AM (vcOmj)

There was a very popular book at the time, published just before the war, that argued that because Economic Interdependence had become so great and everyone was getting so rich off it, that the nations would NEVER allow a great, destructive war to take place, and that any military adventures would just be posturing, all for show, and of no real importance.

sounds familiar.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (Kpl3J)

475 It is true.
Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 10:46 AM (Rbu5d)

So they'll scrap the CIs and take the cash a different way.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (ONvIw)

476 466 It's good, for sure.

He's a Scot in charge of a peacetime regiment and gets a new commanding officer of a different class. They clash horribly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 09:30 AM (LvTSG)
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I'm looking at YouTube clips. This looks great! A very different character type for Guiness.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 17, 2020 10:46 AM (Dc2NZ)

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I think I may have missed some of the meaning and effect on my first viewing, so I'm looking forward to a rewatch.

Tunes of Glory is one of the reasons that Guinness became frustrated with Star Wars fandom. A lot of his very good performances were getting forgotten.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (LvTSG)

477 Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 10:38 AM (hku12)

WTC bombing?

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (TOyHQ)

478
470 A marmot is, in fact, some sort of weasel.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2020 10:46 AM (gd9RK


Figures. Sneaky bastards

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (7F3r5)

479 In the interests of fairness, all universities must move to standards-free admissions and actions. After all, if the athletic admissions will be standards-free, then so must the rest be.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (hYcqw)

480 Not sure how Marc knew WWI was coming or would be an
apocalypse so I call BS on your opinion and deem this piece of shit a
piece of shit that I wouldn't hang at a ratfuk. IMH POS O

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at July 17, 2020 10:42 AM (kfcYC)

===============
This drivel illustrates the dangers of basing one's unthinking reaction on "not sure"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, protester at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (NVYyb)

481 A marmot is, in fact, some sort of weasel.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2020 10:46 AM (gd9RK)

Rodent weasel.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2020 10:48 AM (X/Pw5)

482 Seriously, the marmots in central asia were the likely source of the great plague outbreaks in the 1300's. To this day, the marmot is a main source of the yersinia pestis bacteria.
Posted by: tubal

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Funny how the plagues and all of the flus originate in China, and nobody wants to notice.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 17, 2020 10:48 AM (kA3Cp)

483 458 453 Did you see where some kid died from the bubonic plague after eating an infected marmot?

china, I think.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2020 10:43 AM (W2Pud)

that's a metaphor for something, I know.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 10:44 AM (Kpl3J)

Mongolia. And several more infected. It is probably considered a delicacy over there.

Moral: Keep out Third World folks with their weird eating habits.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 17, 2020 10:48 AM (QMwOT)

484 Make all college sports intramural only and remove all sports scholarships in my opinion. Why should illiterates get a full ride through university only to come out still illiterate?
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 17, 2020 10:41 AM (QMwOT)


If you do that you are going to deprive many a young woke coed the experience of tasting urban peener.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 10:48 AM (hku12)

485 Boy Trapped in Refrigerator

Eats Own Foot


Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:45 AM

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I just watched that movie last night. Never gets old.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 17, 2020 10:48 AM (JUOKG)

486 For all it's craft, today's art is crap.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 17, 2020 10:46 AM (d1uFV)


Today's crap is art.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)

487 Funny how the plagues and all of the flus originate in China, and nobody wants to notice.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 17, 2020 10:48 AM (kA3Cp)

Only because your a h8er if you notice aloud.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:49 AM (ONvIw)

488 I nearly spit my coffee out that one day when that "reporter"accused her of being prepared for those questions they asked that day.


Duh, idiot, that's literally her job. And they are royally pi$$ed at her for doing her job.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 17, 2020 10:33 AM (JUOKG)

I still contend that he meant she had been "prepared" by Trump as she had given a Trumpian response, and was just, you know, a stupid blonde woman who surely can't think for herself. They backed off on it. Just my opinion.

Posted by: ... at July 17, 2020 10:49 AM (wTcTC)

489 N95 isn't designed to stop viruses, which measure in the microns. It's all kabuki theatre.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (7F3r5)
+++++++++
Eh, they don't need to. Naked viruses floating around are pretty rare. N95s effectively block the wet complexes that carry them around in suspension. But they're hard to breathe through.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2020 10:49 AM (hYcqw)

490 Anyone want to find out where enough N95s for a 330 million population to wear several per day will come from? And who's going to enforce the absence of facial hair for the entire population? And how many people are going to be dedicated to enforcing good mask behavior and practices?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

You're a wrecker, capitalist roader and general social dissident. Your name and SS# will be know to those who know those things, and someone from the Bureau will come to visit you./sarc

The Shape of Things to Come.

Hold on to your butts.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 17, 2020 10:49 AM (vcOmj)

491 Mentally, I associate Central Asia with Mordor, for some reason or other.

Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:50 AM (bCLt0)

492
I just watched that movie last night. Never gets old.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 17, 2020 10:48 AM (JUOKG)


I made my FIL watch that last year as he'd never seen it. I thought he was going to have a heart attack laughing so much.

I have most of the movie memorized, yet I still get sore from laughing so much.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)

493 Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 10:38 AM (hku12)

WTC bombing?
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (TOyHQ)


No, it was in fact related to a sportsall event, so quite insignificant, but still totally unique and unexpected.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 10:50 AM (hku12)

494 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Slept in again. What'd I miss?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 17, 2020 10:50 AM (axyOa)

495 Batman stuck in a kelp forest. Helps to be color blind.

Posted by: Javems at July 17, 2020 10:51 AM (ofIwF)

496 BTW, all classical music is now racist.

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It's been covered up for centuries that Bach plagiarized all of his music from an African beating on a hollow log.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2020 10:51 AM (+y/Ru)

497 How about a Mexican/3rd world type system of EVERYTHING?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot



I would like to adopt their Weather Girl system.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation



At least when they're wrong, no one cares because, bewbs!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:52 AM (TyVba)

498 How about a Mexican/3rd world type system of EVERYTHING?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2020 10:45 AM (aKsyK)
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You mean where referees are hunted down and shot for a bad call?
Knifed on the field by a deranged fan?
That sort of thing?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (WEBkv)

Mexico and the rest of the 3rd world is going through a kind of techno version of what western Europe went through just after Rome fell. A lot of the cities and systems were still in place, but the government wasn't. And so local tough guys took it's place - today's Cartel leaders are not much different than the Feudal Lords of a previous era.

The 3rd world is in the stage Civilization goes through after it dies, but it's forms are still in place.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 10:52 AM (Kpl3J)

499 But what is the exposure after the N 95 captures the wet complexes that contain the virus?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 10:52 AM (U9Qbt)

500 498 BTW, all classical music is now racist.

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It's been covered up for centuries that Bach plagiarized all of his music from an African beating on a hollow log.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2020 10:51 AM (+y/Ru)

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"The music is too complex for black minds to appreciate."
-The very not racist Smithsonian

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:52 AM (LvTSG)

501 I just watched that movie last night. Never gets old.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 17, 2020 10:48 AM (JUOKG)



I made my FIL watch that last year as he'd never seen it. I thought he was going to have a heart attack laughing so much.



I have most of the movie memorized, yet I still get sore from laughing so much.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:50 AM

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Best scene in the movie in the disco scene with the two girl scouts beating the $iht out of each other.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 17, 2020 10:52 AM (JUOKG)

502 It's been covered up for centuries that Bach plagiarized all of his music from an African beating on a hollow log.

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 10:52 AM (5PmFe)

503 Hahaha

Late to the party, but

Betsy McCaughey: "A federal committee is considering pushing blacks, Hispanics and Native Americans to the front of the line, ahead of whites."
The Lunatic Drive for Racial Quotas for Chinese COVID-19 Vaccines

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Yes, please

Yes yes yes, please.

Storm that beach for the white Democrats, blacks and Hispanics. Hahaha.

Posted by: No one at July 17, 2020 10:52 AM (zOekb)

504 At this point in time I trust nothing coming from any Government agency in regards to the virus. And I suspect that Gov. abbott finally figured that out too when he said he will not do another lock down after those news reports from Austin and San Antonio double and triple counting cases of the virus.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (JUOKG)


I've got a friend who's a Captain at a fire station in North Texas. He told me about a guy that had tested positive and eventually shot himself in the head. The county coroner marked it as a Covid death.

"I think it was more the bullet flying around in his brain pan, but you do you...."

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

505 .....that because Economic Interdependence had become so great and everyone was getting so rich off it, that the nations would NEVER allow a great, destructive war to take place, and that any military adventures would just be posturing, all for show, and of no real importance.

sounds familiar.
Posted by: Tom Servo


This was actually one of the factual contra-arguments that Ferguson went into with great detail, to show how a lot of people were blind to what was going to happen.

He makes some interesting demographic arguments to show how inevitable some kind of large struggle was going to happen, just the scale of which was unknown.

Again, these sorts of facts were not known to the leadership of pre-War Europe. A lot of the Empires were going to fracture for demographic reasons, which seem very clear in retrospect.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 17, 2020 10:53 AM (vcOmj)

506 I hate fucking marmots.

Posted by: Pangolins at July 17, 2020 10:53 AM (sWM8x)

507 They all fucking rats.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 17, 2020 10:53 AM (QMwOT)

508 How about a Mexican/3rd world type system of EVERYTHING?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2020 10:45 AM (aKsyK)
------------
You mean where referees are hunted down and shot for a bad call?
Knifed on the field by a deranged fan?
That sort of thing?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (WEBkv)

A crap society can only produce crap art.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 10:53 AM (Kpl3J)

509
At least when they're wrong, no one cares because, bewbs!
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:52 AM (TyVba)


Bewbs make everything better.

This is known.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)

510 It's mystifying how weak these people are and how easily "someone has something on him, or his kids" is excused.


Dondi's piss-poor performance at that CNN presser following the school massacre back in '017 was where I lost what little remaining respect I had for him. He had a golden opportunity to educate those brainwashed little brats, but he allowed them to cower him.

I've been saying for years that we Normals need strength to counter the mewling quims and mental patients that inhabit the Left. PDT is a shining example that no one else in Washington wants to follow, for reasons that remain a mystery to me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 10:54 AM (HaL55)

511 A marmot is, in fact, some sort of weasel.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 17, 2020 10:46 AM (gd9RK


So is Tim Pool.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade internet villain at July 17, 2020 10:54 AM (bML9A)

512 Eh, they don't need to. Naked viruses floating around are pretty rare. N95s effectively block the wet complexes that carry them around in suspension. But they're hard to breathe through.
Posted by: Joe Mannix



Then why do virologists wear positive pressure suits in a lab setting, when viruses are trapped between two panes of glass and no one is coughing them all over?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:54 AM (TyVba)

513 Slept in again. What'd I miss?

Kris' and some other art afficianados 9sp?) great commentary and some people getting pissed and threatening fisticuffs about whether the artist was prescient about WWI, and what a lousy painting it supposedly is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 10:54 AM (oDRcK)

514 I don't recall reading about Bach's travels to Africa or his African friends neighbors or servants.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:54 AM (ONvIw)

515 Just remember kids

The condom was touted as the cure all from unplanned pregnancies to getting HIV. Until you read the fine print that admitted that well no it won't 100% stop any of this.

Now we are seeing the same magical thinking when it comes to face masks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 10:55 AM (5PmFe)

516
Best scene in the movie in the disco scene with the two girl scouts beating the $iht out of each other.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 17, 2020 10:52 AM (JUOKG)


.....a little island off the coast of Drambuie.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

517 Word on the street is, these student groups aren't just commie infiltrated, they are wholly owned and operated by the CCP.
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Well, yeah, that's what I meant. Those CI's are all commie, which is how they infiltrate the student body and the local area with their anti-American propaganda operatives

They all need to be shut down, IMO. I'll also bet that a lot of Panty-fa backers are ChiCom operatives as well. Then you have the eco-freaks and their insane demands that we (America) stop our energy production.

They're like fly shit: it's everywhere.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 10:46 AM (HaL55)


Yes, and while I find these types of commie actions irritating, it pales in comparison to how they own many of our politicians, media corps, and have many titans of industry in their back pockets.

Not to mention using university researchers to basically spy for them. So student groups are relatively minor on the spy front.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 10:55 AM (hku12)

518 Tunes of Glory

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It's about a bunch of fags in dresses dancing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2020 10:55 AM (+y/Ru)

519 Then why do virologists wear positive pressure suits in a lab setting, when viruses are trapped between two panes of glass and no one is coughing them all over?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:54 AM (TyVba)

To protect the sample.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 10:55 AM (6FeV1)

520 So the Democrat Party is a bunch of two-legged marmots?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 10:56 AM (5PmFe)

521 ( (.)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:25 AM


We now know that TJM prefers, in addition to Prometheus, the right side.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2020 10:56 AM (DMUuz)

522 So, for those of you who might be interested, I'm going to recommend two books:

1913: The Defiant Swan Song by Virginia Cowles, an account of life in "seven great cities on the eve of the First World War." It covers politics, but is much more attuned to the fashions and artistic modes of the day. Note: You'll also find this book under the title 1913: An End And A Beginning.

https://tinyurl.com/y4tztkdv

And there's Juliet Nicholson's The Perfect Summer: England 1911, Just Before The Storm, which has interested me ever since I read this passage, which the author gives no note for and I have never been able to confirm:

"Small silver rings clamped into the nipples deepened, enhanced and raised the cleavage by providing a sort of ledge on which the evening gown rested precariously."

https://tinyurl.com/y3v5q8v8

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2020 10:56 AM (2JVJo)

523 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkGTB8ESMCM


volume up

Olympic marmot

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2020 10:56 AM (W2Pud)

524 But what is the exposure after the N 95 captures the wet complexes that contain the virus?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


And they leave it in the shopping cart at Wal Mart because there is no biohazard containment system in place to dispose of them?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:56 AM (TyVba)

525 I saw Infected Marmot open up for the Boomtown Rats at CBGB's back in '81.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 10:57 AM (HaL55)

526 Then why do virologists wear positive pressure suits in a lab setting, when viruses are trapped between two panes of glass and no one is coughing them all over?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:54 AM (TyVba)
+++++++++++
Because they're directly working with pure virus at concentration in closed environments?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2020 10:57 AM (hYcqw)

527 To protect the sample.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Sample is sealed between two panes of glass.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:57 AM (TyVba)

528 Then why do virologists wear positive pressure suits
in a lab setting, when viruses are trapped between two panes of glass
and no one is coughing them all over?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:54 AM (TyVba)

Because they are working with large quantities of material, they often are studying unknown viruses, and their exposure time is much greater than the typical exposure of a person walking past an infected person.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 10:57 AM (dLLD6)

529 519 ...while I find these types of commie actions irritating, it pales in comparison to how they own many of our politicians, media corps, and have many titans of industry in their back pockets....
~~~

{cough} NBA{cough}

Posted by: socalcon at July 17, 2020 10:57 AM (Roy2Z)

530 And they leave it in the shopping cart at Wal Mart because there is no biohazard containment system in place to dispose of them?
Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:56 AM (TyVba)
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Yup. Yet another reason that "good mask practices" would need to be rigidly enforced. And good luck with that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2020 10:57 AM (hYcqw)

531 I saw Infected Marmot open up for the Boomtown Rats at CBGB's back in '81.

I hope they ate the Rats.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 10:57 AM (5PmFe)

532
https://tinyurl.com/y3v5q8v8
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2020 10:56 AM (2JVJo)

ouch

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 10:58 AM (TOyHQ)

533 One guy did predict the Great War. Jean Bloch or Jan Bloch .

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 10:58 AM (U9Qbt)

534 Attack Of The Giant Grasshoppers!

Posted by: ShainS at July 17, 2020 10:58 AM (WqPYg)

535
He makes some interesting demographic arguments to show how inevitable some kind of large struggle was going to happen, just the scale of which was unknown.

Again, these sorts of facts were not known to the leadership of pre-War Europe. A lot of the Empires were going to fracture for demographic reasons, which seem very clear in retrospect.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at July 17, 2020 10:53 AM (vcOmj)

And military "experts" were blind as well - they were all thinking it was going to be a replay of the Franco-Prussian War of 1871, in large part because they had dismissed the American War as just "two mobs chasing each other around the country".

But in fact, by 1865, the American Civil War was using trench warfare, mass artillery bombardments, and better and better weaponry - including submarines and ironclad naval vessels' - with casualty rates that soared to levels never seen before. All things that would dominate the "Great War" 50 years later.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 10:58 AM (Kpl3J)

536 Because they're directly working with pure virus at concentration in closed environments?
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Virus is sealed between two panes of glass.

It's not going anywhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:58 AM (TyVba)

537 To use masks appropriately, they are single use, yes?

Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:58 AM (bCLt0)

538 https://tinyurl.com/y3v5q8v8
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2020 10:56 AM (2JVJo)

ouch
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 10:58 AM (TOyHQ)


I know. Why would anyone pay $115 for an audio cassette?

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 17, 2020 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)

539 Now we are seeing the same magical thinking when it comes to face masks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 10:55 AM


So those 'ribs' you see on a lot of masks aren't really for her pleasure?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2020 10:59 AM (DMUuz)

540 539 Virus is sealed between two panes of glass.

It's not going anywhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:58 AM (TyVba)

========

I feel like I've seen this movie before...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:59 AM (LvTSG)

541 Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 10:44 AM (ONvIw)

You may be correct and they'll call it "Witherspoon Street" anyway, just as people still call the Tappan Zee by that name instead of the Mario Cuomo Bridge.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 10:59 AM (oDRcK)

542 Saw Airplane! in the theater when I was a kid. Two memories:
The audience cheering when the disco radio station tower gets knocked out

And when the naked boobies shake across the screen, my mother going "Oh, come on now!"

Posted by: Short Shorts at July 17, 2020 10:59 AM (O6DoG)

543 I feel like I've seen this movie before...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 10:59 AM (LvTSG)

we need to catch the monkey

Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 17, 2020 10:59 AM (TOyHQ)

544 542 Now we are seeing the same magical thinking when it comes to face masks.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 10:55 AM

So those 'ribs' you see on a lot of masks aren't really for her pleasure?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2020 10:59 AM (DMUuz)

Funny!!

Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 10:59 AM (bCLt0)

545 Olympic marmot

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 17, 2020 10:56 AM (W2Pud)

Funniest thing I've seen this morning....thx.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2020 10:59 AM (X/Pw5)

546 539 Because they're directly working with pure virus at concentration in closed environments?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Virus is sealed between two panes of glass.

It's not going anywhere.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:58 AM (TyVba)

So you're telling me you don't wear a hazmat suit in your virology lab?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 11:00 AM (6FeV1)

547 To use masks appropriately, they are single use, yes?

- -

Yep, and they need to be effective to what you're trying to protect against.

Two thinks that I am about ready to undergo a divorce with my wife over. She's a panicky type and is very pissed off when I question her use of the reusable elastic-ear masks.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 17, 2020 11:00 AM (2BgZB)

548 But in fact, by 1865, the American Civil War was using trench warfare, mass artillery bombardments, and better and better weaponry - including submarines and ironclad naval vessels' - with casualty rates that soared to levels never seen before. All things that would dominate the "Great War" 50 years later.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 10:58 AM (Kpl3J)
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And, it was also a war of maneuver, in that generals did try to outflank or sideslip so as to attack from an advantageous position.

But, as you say, the lessons of our Civil War were dismissed by European generals.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 17, 2020 11:01 AM (WEBkv)

549 So those 'ribs' you see on a lot of masks aren't really for her pleasure?

I think you are doing something wrong there....

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 11:01 AM (5PmFe)

550 Virus is sealed between two panes of glass.


It's not going anywhere.


Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:58 AM (TyVba)

Spend a few days in a microbiology lab and you will realize how silly that statement is.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 11:02 AM (dLLD6)

551 Check the pictures from 1918-1920. Everyone wore mask. Everywhere.

And 50 million people worldwide STILL died.

But yeah. Your disposable paper mask, or the one your uncle Suzy sewed, will protect you from a virus that can be contracted thru your eyes.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 11:02 AM (TyVba)

552 507 .....that because Economic Interdependence had become so great and everyone was getting so rich off it, that the nations would NEVER allow a great, destructive war to take place, and that any military adventures would just be posturing, all for show, and of no real importance.

sounds familiar.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Then some Serbian dumb fuck comes along and assassinates a Grand Duke and The Austro Hungarians get pissed at the Serbs and alliances force the Great Powers to intervene and rather than talk it out train schedules must be followed and in a few weeks young men are dying by the thousands every day for 4 long years. Why? Human nature.

War has always been a time honored way of nations resolving political or economic disputes. Changing this requires Man to change and that requires Jesus.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 17, 2020 11:03 AM (QMwOT)

553 Virus is sealed between two panes of glass.
It's not going anywhere.


I think the 'scientists' in WuHan thought that also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 11:03 AM (5PmFe)

554 Fuck history, fuck white-devil's math.

Every school in this country should mandate at least one class in Risk Analysis.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 11:03 AM (6FeV1)

555 I ask because I have this homemade mask a Karen friend of my wife made that I keep wadded up in my back pocket, and have worn two or three times over the last few months. So, I am not doing it right?? It is getting kinda linty and grungy, yo!!

Posted by: tubal at July 17, 2020 11:03 AM (bCLt0)

556 Yes, and while I find these types of commie actions irritating, it pales in comparison to how they own many of our politicians, media corps, and have many titans of industry in their back pockets.

Yep. Amash is one. Funny how we never hear about his taking payoffs from our enemies. Him or DiFi either.

The NBA is also now a wholly-owned subsidiary of ChiCom Inc. They can move over there for all I care. I stopped watching them some years ago. Same goes for Disney and the rest of PROGDA.

Which reminds me, perhaps it's time that PROGDA got renamed to better reflect who they really are and what they really do, namely spread ChiCom anti-American propaganda. Can't think of anything right now because more cofveve. Suggestions from the Moron Horde are always welcomed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 11:03 AM (HaL55)

557 Bastards just pushed through an Amber alert type warning on phones "statewide mask order now in effect."

Go F yourselves. Especially you, Governor Penis.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 11:03 AM (hku12)

558
"Small silver rings clamped into the nipples deepened, enhanced and raised the cleavage by providing a sort of ledge on which the evening gown rested precariously."

https://tinyurl.com/y3v5q8v8
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2020 10:56 AM (2JVJo)

That sounds like something from the Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest.

Posted by: Vanya at July 17, 2020 11:03 AM (BAsqb)

559 NextDoor Karen is reporting that grocery store kid-clerks are picking their noses and going/returning from the bathroom wearing their gloves and masks without changing them.

Tell me again how mandatory mask wearing will benefit us all?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2020 11:04 AM (q1Pj5)

560 You may be correct and they'll call it "Witherspoon Street" anyway, just as people still call the Tappan Zee by that name instead of the Mario Cuomo Bridge.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 10:59 AM (oDRcK)
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Natives of Leningrad called their city "Petersburg". And I've read that people in Hi Chi Minh City call it "Saigon". So there's hope.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at July 17, 2020 11:04 AM (UAMe5)

561 Spend a few days in a microbiology lab and you will realize how silly that statement is.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 11:02 AM (dLLD6)

I think he's saying they wear the protective equipment because even with the virus contained as oil is , it has the possibility to be contracted. This how is a simple mask any sort of protection. At least that's how the discussion started.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 11:04 AM (U9Qbt)

562 Every school in this country should mandate at least one class in Risk Analysis.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 11:03 AM (6FeV1)

....and then Failure Analysis.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2020 11:05 AM (X/Pw5)

563 ....and then Failure Analysis.
Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2020 11:05 AM (X/Pw5)

... in the project management sense? Or the materials science sense?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 11:05 AM (6FeV1)

564 Freaking auto correct. Please do corrections in your head.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 11:05 AM (U9Qbt)

565 Spend a few days in a microbiology lab and you will realize how silly that statement is.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 11:02 AM (dLLD6)

I think he's saying they wear the protective equipment because even with the virus contained as oil is , it has the possibility to be contracted. This how is a simple mask any sort of protection. At least that's how the discussion started.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


Yes. And people think their silly assed paper mask will save them.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 11:05 AM (TyVba)

566 Just got back from the dump.


Are we discussing those stupid exhaust valves on the masks yet?

You know, the ones that let the wearers unfiltered breath escape into the wild, infecting passerbys.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2020 11:05 AM (3D/fK)

567 If you soak your mask in urine it becomes 100x more effective in preventing covid-19.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 17, 2020 11:05 AM (xfb67)

568
Governor Polis needs to order dem hairy balls off of his chin. I ain't wearing that mask and he can run that order flat up his prolapsed ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2020 11:06 AM (oJN+m)

569 BTW, all classical music is now racist.

-
The first time I got a real we're-not-in-Kansas-anymore feeling regarding academia was when I read Temperament by Stuart Isacoff on the rather obscure topic of minute tuning system differences in the creation of scales. The author was forced to write an appendix apologizing for not including POC tuning systems of POC scales which the book was not about.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2020 11:06 AM (+y/Ru)

570 >>> Two thinks that I am about ready to undergo a divorce with my wife over. She's a panicky type and is very pissed off when I question her use of the reusable elastic-ear masks.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 17, 2020 11:00 AM



I've found that as the advice to do something gets shakier and more unfounded the more some types of people will internalize the argument to do it. Something common sense they'll easily entertain a discussion about. But something with a pretty big wiff of bullshit? They'll fight to the death for. Some kind of wierd defense mechanism people have.

Posted by: banana Dream at July 17, 2020 11:06 AM (l6b3d)

571 "Small silver rings clamped into the nipples deepened, enhanced and raised the cleavage by providing a sort of ledge on which the evening gown rested precariously."

https://tinyurl.com/y3v5q8v8
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2020 10:56 AM (2JVJo)

Even George Takei said "Oh My!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 11:06 AM (Kpl3J)

572 567 If you soak your mask in urine it becomes 100x more effective in preventing covid-19.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 17, 2020 11:05 AM (xfb67)

*starts to put on mask*

"fukkit, i'm staying home"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 11:06 AM (6FeV1)

573 Forget about tax returns, let's have a Montreal Cognitive Assessment (MoCA) instead.

The MoCa is easy to ridicule,
as many on the left have done after Trump aced it,
but if it's so easy to pass, how can it hurt ?
Perhaps, we could start the debate with it.

Posted by: SMOD at July 17, 2020 11:07 AM (3aI0K)

574 And there's Juliet Nicholson's The Perfect Summer: England 1911, Just Before The Storm, which has interested me ever since I read this passage, which the author gives no note for and I have never been able to confirm:

"Small silver rings clamped into the nipples deepened, enhanced and raised the cleavage by providing a sort of ledge on which the evening gown rested precariously."

https://tinyurl.com/y3v5q8v8
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2020 10:56 AM (2JVJo)


Go on . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 17, 2020 11:07 AM (QMwOT)

575 "If you soak your mask in urine it becomes 100x more effective in preventing covid-19."

You can spray it with starting fluid as well, and then clamp it on your face, for special filtering capabilities.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2020 11:07 AM (3D/fK)

576 To use masks appropriately, they are single use, yes?

- -

Yep, and they need to be effective to what you're trying to protect against.

Two thinks that I am about ready to undergo a divorce with my wife over. She's a panicky type and is very pissed off when I question her use of the reusable elastic-ear masks.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 17, 2020 11:00 AM (2BgZB)


I was at the workplace the other day... how strange it is to be there, chatting with one my my colleagues, someone I haven't seen for months.

As we're talking, she's wearing her mask, I'm wearing mine, words are coming out of our mouths that were not exactly what either of us would say, had we been allowed to say it.

Suddenly it occurred to me this must be what it was like to live in Soviet Russia.

Good day, comrade, a glorious day here in our socialist paradise.

Yes, comrade, all praise me to our brave heroic leaders, especially Comrade Stalin.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 11:07 AM (hku12)

577 That Smithsonian BLM poster got taken down.
I read it.
It was written as if to justify every white racist thought, that blacks don't like work, are shiftless, conniving, faithless etc.
I wish I could say I was surprised but nothing surprises me anymore.

Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 17, 2020 11:08 AM (w7KSn)

578 Do you have to use your own urine?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2020 11:08 AM (3D/fK)

579

Uber has waived delivery fees for customers ordering from D.C.-area black-owned restaurants, and it said those orders have more than doubled.

The waived customer delivery fees from D.C.-area black-owned restaurants will run through the end of 2020.

The Uber Eats app now prompts customers to navigate a list of available black-owned restaurants near them.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2020 11:08 AM (aKsyK)

580 578 Do you have to use your own urine?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2020 11:08 AM (3D/fK)

=========

I get all mine from Crazy Bob's Urine Emporium.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 11:08 AM (LvTSG)

581 "Small silver rings clamped into the nipples deepened, enhanced and raised the cleavage by providing a sort of ledge on which the evening gown rested precariously."

https://tinyurl.com/y3v5q8v8
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2020 10:56 AM


Would you, perchance, have additional information?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Fredo The Elder at July 17, 2020 11:08 AM (DMUuz)

582 Do you have other peoples urine?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 17, 2020 11:08 AM (xfb67)

583
Tell me again how mandatory mask wearing will benefit us all?

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2020 11:04 AM (q1Pj5)


It's theater, but if I wear one it's because the businesses I go into might get fined if I don't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 17, 2020 11:08 AM (mht8P)

584 Governor Polis needs to order dem hairy balls off of his chin. I ain't wearing that mask and he can run that order flat up his prolapsed ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

My cell phone just came alive as it does on Amber alerts, weather emergencies etc. to tell me that Polis' mandate is now in effect.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 17, 2020 11:08 AM (+y/Ru)

585 580 578 Do you have to use your own urine?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2020 11:08 AM (3D/fK)

=========

I get all mine from Crazy Bob's Urine Emporium.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 11:08 AM (LvTSG)

"Looking for a good deal? Urine luck!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 11:09 AM (6FeV1)

586 Go F yourselves. Especially you, Governor Penis.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 11:03 AM (hku12)

Which Democrat Governor is this in reference to, because all of the Democrat Governors might be referred to as that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 11:09 AM (oDRcK)

587 Kris' and some other art afficianados 9sp?) great commentary and some people getting pissed and threatening fisticuffs about whether the artist was prescient about WWI, and what a lousy painting it supposedly is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 10:54 AM (oDRcK)


And marmots.

And boobs.

It's great, isn't it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 17, 2020 11:09 AM (wPVhA)

588 Do you have to use your own urine?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2020 11:08 AM (3D/fK)
------------

Hmmm, excellent idea.

I propose we tell people they need to soak their masks in freshly captured bull urine.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 17, 2020 11:09 AM (WEBkv)

589 579

Uber has waived delivery fees for customers ordering from D.C.-area black-owned restaurants, and it said those orders have more than doubled.

The waived customer delivery fees from D.C.-area black-owned restaurants will run through the end of 2020.

The Uber Eats app now prompts customers to navigate a list of available black-owned restaurants near them.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 17, 2020 11:08 AM (aKsyK)

==========

*files for business license*
-Rachel Dolezal

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 17, 2020 11:09 AM (LvTSG)

590 The mask thing did make people realize just how much of their communication is assisted by lip reading.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 11:09 AM (U9Qbt)

591 A vaper on Facebook videoed himself releasing a "VAPOR CLOUD" with a mask on.

You know, that water vapor that is supposed to carry covid and only travel 5'11".

Pro tip: that cloud went way more than 6 foot.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 11:09 AM (TyVba)

592 Do you have other peoples urine?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 17, 2020 11:08 AM (xfb67)

I can get some.

Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2020 11:09 AM (X/Pw5)

593 Because they're directly working with pure virus at concentration in closed environments?

Posted by: Joe Mannix





Virus is sealed between two panes of glass.



It's not going anywhere.





Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 10:58 AM

---

Unless it breaks.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 17, 2020 11:10 AM (JUOKG)

594 >>Virus is sealed between two panes of glass.


>>It's not going anywhere.


That's what they said in Wuhan.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2020 11:10 AM (ZLI7S)

595 Every school in this country should mandate at least one class in Risk Analysis.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 11:03 AM (6FeV1)

....and then Failure Analysis.
Posted by: BignJames at July 17, 2020 11:05 AM (X/Pw5)

The trouble with classes like this is they convince midwits that they're Management Material because they have a piece of paper that says they learned something with 'Analysis' in the title. I've seen this over and over again in my industry-- guy goes to an OSHA class, or FMRA or whatever it's called, and sure as shit, next week he's on the supervisor conference call demanding new paperwork and process documentation that we don't need.

Posted by: Vanya at July 17, 2020 11:10 AM (BAsqb)

596 547 To use masks appropriately, they are single use, yes?
- -
Yep, and they need to be effective to what you're trying to protect against.

Two thinks that I am about ready to undergo a divorce with my wife over. She's a panicky type and is very pissed off when I question her use of the reusable elastic-ear masks.

Eh, better to just lighten up, it's all bullshit so just say "whatever" to anything. If they want to think it's a magic talisman against micro-demons, fine. This isn't science, it's magic, and people like to hang onto their majic wubbies because it makes them feel in emotional control of an uncontrollable, chaotic situation.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 17, 2020 11:00 AM (2BgZB)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 11:11 AM (Kpl3J)

597 It's theater, but if I wear one it's because the businesses I go into might get fined if I don't.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh



That's all that had to be said.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 17, 2020 11:11 AM (TyVba)

598 Go F yourselves. Especially you, Governor Penis.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 11:03 AM (hku12)

Which Democrat Governor is this in reference to, because all of the Democrat Governors might be referred to as that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 17, 2020 11:09 AM (oDRcK)

--------

Polis. Colorado. He loves penis.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 17, 2020 11:11 AM (oJN+m)

599 Noooooooooooooooooooood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 17, 2020 11:11 AM (Bb77E)

600 "Small silver rings clamped into the nipples
deepened, enhanced and raised the cleavage by providing a sort of ledge
on which the evening gown rested precariously."



https://tinyurl.com/y3v5q8v8

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2020 10:56 AM (2JVJo)

Here's the rub. Nipples are perfect as they are. They need no adornment nor piercings nor tatting.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 17, 2020 11:11 AM (q1Pj5)

601
We now know that TJM prefers, in addition to Prometheus, the right side.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 17, 2020 10:56 AM (DMUuz)
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"Scamp".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 17, 2020 11:11 AM (Dc2NZ)

602 Every school in this country should mandate at least one class in Risk Analysis.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 17, 2020 11:03 AM (6FeV1)

Too complicated. Can we just start with logic and hope for the best?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 17, 2020 11:11 AM (dLLD6)

603 471 The US death toll for the Spanish Influenza can only be estimated because well testing was primitive and record keeping was spotty. Still the estimated death is now pegged at 675,000 out of a population of roughly 110 million.

Now in 2020, the testing seems to be flawed and some are deliberately fudging the numbers. But the death toll is still far below that of 1918-1919 and the population is three times what it was then.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 17, 2020 10:47 AM (5PmFe)

Anna, that's too many facts./s

Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 11:12 AM (Rbu5d)

604 The big guy just showed up.


AKA....



NOOOODD!!!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 17, 2020 11:12 AM (3D/fK)

605 >>My wife is all on board with mask wearing. Happy wife happy life so I put the stupid thing on when I am with her in a store or whatever.

That's your addiction talking.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 17, 2020 11:12 AM (ZLI7S)

606 Would you, perchance, have additional information?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Fredo The Elder at July 17, 2020 11:08 AM (DMUuz)


I wish.

Nicholson gave no source notes, and searching for "Edwardian Nipple Rings" is not encouraged. . .

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 17, 2020 11:12 AM (2JVJo)

607 Yep. Amash is one. Funny how we never hear about his taking payoffs from our enemies. Him or DiFi either.

The NBA is also now a wholly-owned subsidiary of ChiCom Inc. They can move over there for all I care. I stopped watching them some years ago. Same goes for Disney and the rest of PROGDA.

Which reminds me, perhaps it's time that PROGDA got renamed to better reflect who they really are and what they really do, namely spread ChiCom anti-American propaganda. Can't think of anything right now because more cofveve. Suggestions from the Moron Horde are always welcomed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 17, 2020 11:03 AM (HaL55)


Someone ran a story about Chicom contributions to political campaign, Dem and Rep. There are many.

Of course there are others who are in the pockets of Saudis and Iranians, but I'm guessing there's lots of overlap there, folks who get cash from China and the others. Double dipping, so to speak.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 11:13 AM (hku12)

608 Eh, better to just lighten up, it's all bullshit so just say "whatever" to anything. If they want to think it's a magic talisman against micro-demons, fine. This isn't science, it's magic, and people like to hang onto their majic wubbies because it makes them feel in emotional control of an uncontrollable, chaotic situation.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 17, 2020 11:00 AM (2BgZB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 17, 2020 11:11 AM (Kpl3J)

I agree. You can't argue with the delusional fearful. My husband wears an N95 in the backyard when alone. If it allows him to leave the house, there's nothing to gain by logic.

Posted by: CN at July 17, 2020 11:13 AM (ONvIw)

609 The mask thing did make people realize just how much of their communication is assisted by lip reading.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 11:09 AM (U9Qbt)
+++++++++++
Not to mention the massive number of non-verbal communication cues that you get through facial movement.

If the choice is "in-person wearing a mask" or "on the phone," then I would rather talk on the phone. At least then everything isn't muddy and both parties are aware that they are on the phone and do things like enunciate and provide audible cues (like a sharp intake of breath, a non-word vocalization, etc.).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 17, 2020 11:13 AM (hYcqw)

610 >>> The mask thing did make people realize just how much of their communication is assisted by lip reading.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 17, 2020 11:09 AM (U9Qbt)

I call this as true, at least for me.

Posted by: Behind the dish at July 17, 2020 11:13 AM (o9apC)

611 My wife is all on board with mask wearing. Happy wife happy life so I put the stupid thing on when I am with her in a store or whatever.
Posted by: Poster X at July 17, 2020 11:11 AM (wkAMH)
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My wife was on board with that nonsense, but, it wore thin and she also realized it was nothing more than a political scam.

Now, she puts on her mask grudgingly.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 17, 2020 11:14 AM (WEBkv)

612
I propose we tell people they need to soak their masks in freshly captured bull urine.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 17, 2020 11:09 AM


once you capture the bull, how do you make him pee while he's still fresh?

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 17, 2020 11:14 AM (ltEZC)

613
This work is both beautiful and tragic. The hope that Marc once saw in
nature is completely gone by this point, and the coming apocalypse of
WWI obliterates any purity the world had left. I love this piece.

Posted by: Kris at July 17, 2020 09:33 AM (OyyDO)

Kris, I found this work after the thread you did on Marc's Cats a few weeks ago. Marc truly suffered for his art. Understanding what was going on in his life makes me appreciate this work so much...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at July 17, 2020 11:16 AM (wtvvX)

614 592 Do you have other peoples urine?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 17, 2020 11:08 AM (xfb67)


Does it have to be human?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 17, 2020 11:16 AM (QMwOT)

615 576...
Suddenly it occurred to me this must be what it was like to live in Soviet Russia.

Good day, comrade, a glorious day here in our socialist paradise.

Yes, comrade, all praise me to our brave heroic leaders, especially Comrade Stalin.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 17, 2020 11:07 AM (hku12)

DING DING DING!
We have a winner!
It is EXACTLY this.

Posted by: Flyover at July 17, 2020 11:17 AM (Rbu5d)

616 The mask thing did make people realize just how much of their communication is assisted by lip reading.

and facial expressions and, of course, being able to hear you.

Posted by: t-bird at July 17, 2020 11:17 AM (l0Lgi)

617 Screening question at the doctor the other day: "Do you feel in control of your life?"

Me: "Is anyone, really?"

Why are philosophical/theological questions mandated at medical clinics now?

Posted by: pookysgirl wants to know who's requiring tbe requirements at July 17, 2020 11:21 AM (XKZwp)

618 Houston Rockets star James Harden was back in the bubble for less than a day before a post shared by the team of the NBA scoring leader wearing a Thin Blue Line mask received major backlash.

Group think. i fuckin hate all of them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 17, 2020 11:27 AM (85Gof)

619 "You know, that water vapor that is supposed to carry covid and only travel 5'11"."

It's not water vapor. It's propylene glycol.

Posted by: Chris M at July 17, 2020 11:28 AM (eAZVt)

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