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Open Thread/
Joe Biden's "You Know the Thing" -- Remixed
This is from the end of April. You might have seen it before, but it was new to me.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 15, 2020 07:24 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 15, 2020 07:24 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Bosk at July 15, 2020 07:24 PM (SWbVS)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 15, 2020 07:24 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:25 PM (+LXO6)
Posted by: Miklos at July 15, 2020 07:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2020 07:25 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2020 07:25 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:26 PM (+LXO6)
Without even committing Typical Democrat Party Vote Fraud(tm).
You WingNuts better just forget about being full citizens on November 4, 2020. We're coming for you!
Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:26 PM (BM2fS)
https://tinyurl.com/ybk3tyrl
Posted by: abbynormal at July 15, 2020 07:27 PM (I849g)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 15, 2020 07:27 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2020 07:27 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 15, 2020 07:27 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 07:28 PM (C+evo)
Battle prep for the week before the election.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:28 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 15, 2020 07:28 PM (99Nt9)
Pelosi runs a lunatic asylum.
Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2020 07:28 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2020 07:29 PM (6f16T)
The closing line still has me fucking laughing my ass off.
"Don't feel too bad for ole Joe Biden. You too would be shell shocked by the sound of gunfire if you had also been also been deafened by the big bang."
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 15, 2020 07:29 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2020 07:29 PM (KyDU4)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 15, 2020 07:30 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: torabora
He will choose Hillary Clinton for his VP.
She will murder him on live television the week before the election with an axe, while drunk off her ass and screaming Satanic chants.
The "Biden/Clinton" Ticket will still get 60 million votes.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:30 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: sexist thought most males viewers are thinking but too ashamed to admit at July 15, 2020 07:30 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 07:31 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2020 07:31 PM (+y/Ru)
It's almost 80. Ugh
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2020 07:29 PM (KyDU4)
We Gulf Coastians laugh at your 80. We call that "March".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2020 07:31 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: x at July 15, 2020 07:31 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:31 PM (+LXO6)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 15, 2020 07:31 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: iandeal at July 15, 2020 07:32 PM (lQOm/)
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Please crash. Then the server farm burns down. And Jack Dorsey catches Covid Positive gonorrhea... In his ass.
Posted by: fixerupper at July 15, 2020 07:32 PM (nw6Hr)
Have a Twinkie fatass, and shut the fuck up.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 15, 2020 07:32 PM (oNN4h)
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (+LXO6)
Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (QLf0x)
Five "things" and you got an automatic "F."
I thoughtlessly used "thing" once in an in-class essay. By B+ became a C+.
I never made that mistake again.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:34 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: Joel Osteen at July 15, 2020 07:34 PM (K4I9O)
As I look from face to face, I wonder what the hell is wrong with these folks to sit or stand there and listen to that yammering old crook.
They have to know that he is full of shit.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2020 07:34 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 07:34 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 07:34 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Daybreak at July 15, 2020 07:34 PM (BRkq2)
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Yes. Idiots are reeeeing, saying this is Trump being "dictatorial" and this is "censorship."
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (iydjf)
Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (786Ro)
I already recorded that - "Bitch stole my Thing"
Posted by: Rick James at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (K4I9O)
Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: NCKate at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (iKL4P)
Posted by: abbynormal at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (I849g)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (HA6iB)
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/267989181
Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (wwuka)
But.. how were you supposed to write about the Adams family ?
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (+LXO6)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_48JNlRIERw
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2020 07:36 PM (b5LwA)
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:36 PM (HEEq1)
I can't wait - by pharamaceutical stocks.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 07:36 PM (cZjDV)
Pelosi runs a lunatic asylum.
Posted by: torabora at July 15, 2020 07:28 PM (Y274z)
Who? You mean Eric Ciara--
*gets sniped by DNC operative*
Posted by: Dr. T at July 15, 2020 07:36 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: runner
Concentrate on Cousin Itt and Lurch as the central characters.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:37 PM (HEEq1)
At least let me wrap up this Ghislaine business first.
Posted by: Hillary ! at July 15, 2020 07:37 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: RJ MacReady at July 15, 2020 07:38 PM (nFwvY)
It's almost 80. Ugh
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2020 07:29 PM (KyDU4)
*points*
*laughs*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 07:38 PM (F6+yA)
Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 07:38 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Gomez Adams, weird and wealthy at July 15, 2020 07:38 PM (NiXyF)
wolfengruppenfuhrer keeps closing us in
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 07:38 PM (TOyHQ)
https://tinyurl.com/ybk3tyrl
Posted by: abbynormal at July 15, 2020 07:27 PM (I849g)
A number of universities have replaced the philosophy and logic requirement with mandatory "critical" "thinking". And many are adding slave labor for well-connected "non-profits." They call the latter "service learning."
Posted by: smh at July 15, 2020 07:39 PM (BRkq2)
Honestly I was going to leave her alone but the fucking bint would not shut the fuck up. She even LOOKED like a Karen too. So I walked up to her, shot her in the face, then hogtied and dragged her body through the swamp, shotgun blasted the body a few more times just to be sure before finally dumping her carcass next to an alligator for dinner.
Too much?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:39 PM (+dsLj)
It's almost 80. Ugh
Posted by: Nurse ratched at July 15, 2020 07:29 PM (KyDU4)
[squinty look]
Posted by: Flyover at July 15, 2020 07:39 PM (Rbu5d)
Ace, you need to quit watching so much XiNN.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 15, 2020 07:39 PM (sy5kK)
I'm sad and blue
'Cause I can't do the Boogaloo
I'm lost, I'm lost
Can't do my thing
That's why I sing
Gimme, Gimme Dat Ding Ah...
Gimme Dat, Gimme Dat Gimme, Gimme, Gimme Dat
Gimme Dat Ding, Gimme Dat Gimme, Gimme Dat,
Gimme Dat Ding Gimme Dat, Gimme, Gimme Dat,
Gimme, Gimme, Gimme, Dat Ding
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:40 PM (HEEq1)
Saleh co-founded Pathao, a ride-share app that's popular in Bangladesh. More recently, he was the CEO of Gokada, a motorcycle ride-sharing and delivery company based Nigeria, which has faced financial setbacks and recently laid off most of its staff.
According to surveillance video from Monday, Saleh was seen around 1:40 p.m. being followed into his apartment elevator by a man wearing a suit, gloves, hat and mask and carrying a briefcase.
When the elevator arrives at the seventh floor, which opened right into Saleh's apartment, he falls immediately, the apparent result of an attack.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 07:40 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: fixerupper at July 15, 2020 07:32 PM (nw6Hr)
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Poetry my man. Sheer poetry among some of the finest I have ever been privileged (white of course) to have read.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 15, 2020 07:40 PM (pw+jk)
It don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that swing
It don't mean a thing, all you got to do is sing
It makes no difference if it's sweet or hot
Just give that rhythm everything you've got
Oh, it don't mean a thing, if it ain't got that swing...
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:40 PM (+LXO6)
Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 07:40 PM (5myrT)
Posted by: Lickmuffin at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (gaQBu)
I never made that mistake again.
Posted by: zombie
I was so nervous in my first Court appearance as an attorney that I kept saying "Apparently" at the beginning of every sentence. The Judge made his ruling after my argument, in front of a packed Courtroom, saying "Apparently" at the beginning of each of his sentences, looking straight at me the whole time.
I was so mad at that humiliating treatment that I didn't even notice I'd won the hearing. Fortunately, I cooled down after my client left, asked to go back and talk to the Judge in chambers, and said: "Your honor, that wasn't cool. But thank you. I'll apparently never say 'apparently' in Court again." We had a laugh and I didn't say "apparently" in Court after that.
I won a lot of cases in front of that Judge in later years. So many that I called him "Judge Chicken Dinner" behind his back. My face still gets red thinking about that shit, though.
Good times.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (BM2fS)
[ ] John Carpenter's The Thing
[ ] Hand in a box from The Addams Family
[ ] Clobberin' time Thing from the Fantastic Four
Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: demoncrat at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (Wq3fj)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 07:42 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:36 PM (HEEq1)
I'm expecting Biden to give a speech consisting entirely of the break in of "Surfin' Bird."
"Ah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah muh muh muh muh mow wow . . . "
Posted by: Gomez Adams, weird and wealthy at July 15, 2020 07:42 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 07:36 PM (cZjDV)
Serious question. Who is pushing the best anti-crazy dope? And who pushes the best dope to kill feelings of outrage?
Posted by: smh at July 15, 2020 07:42 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 07:31 PM (oDRcK)
Thought bubble: lousy ¥200, for THIS?
Posted by: Flyover at July 15, 2020 07:42 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 15, 2020 07:42 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: demoncrat at July 15, 2020 07:43 PM (Wq3fj)
Posted by: abbynormal at July 15, 2020 07:35 PM
It was more gross than scary to me. I mean, the plot is horrifying, but after watching that guy's head grow legs and skitter away, the focus was on keeping my lunch down.
Posted by: Dr. T at July 15, 2020 07:43 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: filbert at July 15, 2020 07:43 PM (NiXyF)
That is so f*cking amazing.
Posted by: No one at July 15, 2020 07:43 PM (AeOB5)
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More Human than Human....
More Human than Human....
More Human than Human....
More Human than Human....
*air guitar
Posted by: fixerupper at July 15, 2020 07:43 PM (nw6Hr)
I was so mad at that humiliating treatment that I didn't even notice I'd won the hearing. Fortunately, I cooled down after my client left, asked to go back and talk to the Judge in chambers, and said: "Your honor, that wasn't cool. But thank you. I'll apparently never say 'apparently' in Court again." We had a laugh and I didn't say "apparently" in Court after that.
I won a lot of cases in front of that Judge in later years. So many that I called him "Judge Chicken Dinner" behind his back. My face still gets red thinking about that shit, though.
Good times.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (BM2fS)
Apparently, you handled that well.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2020 07:43 PM (b5LwA)
And use the 98% tax rate they all tell us was so wonderful.
Drain the Amazon.
I really wish someone with a voice would pick this up. I'd love to see the NR/Bullpatch* articles squealing in horror.
*I decided to adopt "Bullpatch" to save trouble, but only after I found that "bull" is a term for Paolo.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (LMs+g)
Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: No one at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (AeOB5)
Too much?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:39 PM (+dsLj)
The alligator might be vegetarian ...
Posted by: Adriane the Tru Krime Critic ... at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (5myrT)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 07:36 PM (cZjDV)
Serious question. Who is pushing the best anti-crazy dope? And who pushes the best dope to kill feelings of outrage?
Posted by: smh at July 15, 2020 07:42 PM (BRkq2)
MDMA from Israel.
Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (wwuka)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 07:40 PM
So that's another covid. checkmark. Pockets cash4covid payment from fed.
Posted by: coroner at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2020 07:44 PM (JaLUs)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 07:45 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2020 07:45 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (HEEq1)
I very high percentage of students in college cannot do what used to be considered 10th grade work.
Dirty secret: The "throw out all the old authors" rebellion is not optional. Students CAN not read them.
Posted by: smh at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (j/7rl)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (ja/kn)
https://tinyurl.com/ybk3tyrl
Posted by: abbynormal at July 15, 2020 07:27 PM (I849g)
I've already bitten my tongue following reception of numerous e-mails about having "difficult conversations," being a "change agent," how George Floyd was "brutally murdered" (that exact phrase was used by an upper-level supervisor), and all of that shit. There will come a time when I finally lose it and actually start my own "difficult conversation" about what a worthless waste of oxygen St. George of Home Invasions was and how the DoD may actually want to refrain from lionizing him as well as aligning itself with a Marxist, racial supremacist, terrorist organization.
I guess it's just as well that I'm still doing full-time telework.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (DTX3h)
I thoughtlessly used "thing" once in an in-class essay. By B+ became a C+.
I never made that mistake again.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (HEEq1)
My teacher had a similar rule about using 'it', instead of naming the item, person or concept.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (ufFY8)
He was pronounced deceased by first responders
Posted by: x at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (nFwvY)
That is so f*cking amazing.
Posted by: No one at July 15, 2020 07:43 PM (AeOB5)
Yup.....human beings are infinitely malleable.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: The Thing at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (QLf0x)
Posted by: Dr. Doom at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (Fc5rx)
It don't mean a thing
If you ain't got that thing
Posted by: the thing at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (cumhA)
Doo wop doo wop doo wop doo wop
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (oDRcK)
He was pronounced deceased by first responders
Posted by: x at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (nFwvY)
So, died of Covid!
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at July 15, 2020 07:48 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 07:48 PM (XhWtx)
This made me laugh way more than it should have.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 07:48 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 07:48 PM (ja/kn)
It's a Nietzsche thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (oDRcK)
Nope.
Posted by: Jill Biden at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (b5LwA)
Apparently I was so mad at that humiliating treatment that I didn't even notice I'd won the hearing. Apparently Fortunately, I cooled down after my client left, asked to go back and talk to the Judge in chambers, and said: "Apparently Your honor, that wasn't cool. Apparently But thank you. Apparently I'll apparently never say 'apparently' in Court again." Apparently We hada laugh and I didn't say "apparently" in Court after that.
Apparently I won a lot of cases in front of that Judge in later years. Apparently So many that I called him "Judge Chicken Dinner" behind his back. Apparently My face still gets red thinking about that shit, though.
Apparently Good times.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Apparently, Robert is an asshole at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (5myrT)
Posted by: Dr. T at July 15, 2020 07:43 PM (Vgw1E)
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This^^^
Seeing camel spiders in Iraq immediately brought that scene to mind.
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
We're creepy and we're spooky...
Posted by: Cousing It from the Addams Family at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (786Ro)
They did a survey at work. There were four options ranging from "Sure, I'm fine to go back whenever" to "PERMANENT TELEWORK UNTIL VACCINE REEEEEE!" and each option got about 25%. Kind of disheartening.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (rWZ8Y)
It was more gross than scary to me. I mean, the plot is horrifying, but after watching that guy's head grow legs and skitter away, the focus was on keeping my lunch down.
I think Carpenter's 'Thing' is stupid, some because of the gross-outs but even more because all these people stand around gurning, time and time again, while this stupid creature comes to kill them. They will stand there, feet from the thing, for 10 seconds or more, open-mouthed, while it goes booga-booga and they don't shoot even though you have time to yell it *FIVE TIMES* at the screen.
The Howard Hawks' version is a far better film, even though it's simplified.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: The Thing at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (QLf0x)
Nietzsche was the first to realize what had happened and what it meant. He is one of the absolute greats.
Posted by: smh at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (+LXO6)
Posted by: Case at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (A+87M)
I gots several 'things' on my wang. Gettin bigger. Hurt sometimes. Jill likes 'em, calls me ribbed for her pleasure...
Posted by: Dirty Frank at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (JKNZq)
Trade ya' 115 + early humidity ...
Posted by: Adriane the Tru Krime Critic ... at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (NWiLs)
*******
I did notice it refused to eat the feminist.... kinda feel bad about forcing it on the poor thing now.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: morigu at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: smh at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (BRkq2)
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If you say so.
You new here, btw?
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:51 PM (+LXO6)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:51 PM (+LXO6)
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Ya think?
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 07:51 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: philippians at July 15, 2020 07:51 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: Reed Richards at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: DavidVenable at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (tjFvU)
Posted by: filbert at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (NiXyF)
This made me laugh way more than it should have.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:48 PM (NWiLs)
C'mon man, the only problem I've got is the cost of Visine.
Shit is expensive folks!
Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Reed Richards at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (l9m7l)
Is it ever NOT clobberin' time?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:50 PM (+LXO6)
Only if AtC is safely preoccupied elsewhere ...
Posted by: Adriane the Tru Krime Critic ... at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (LPnfS)
Work was really busy. Just catching up on the news of the day. All your bitcoin are belong to us
Over a dozen high-profile Twitter accounts, including Apple, AmazonCEO Jeff Bezos, Microsoft founder Bill Gates, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden, and former president Barack Obama, were apparently hacked on Wednesday and posted tweets telling followers to send bitcoin to a specific address.
Twitter's stock dropped over 2% in extended trading. "We are aware of a security incident impacting accounts on Twitter. We are investigating and taking steps to fix it. We will update everyone shortly," the company said in a tweet.
Rachel Tobac, the CEO of cybersecurity firm SocialProof Security, told NBC News that the attack was likely the largestTwitterhad ever seen. "I'm surprised twitter hasn't gone completely dark to prevent misinformation campaigns and political upheaval," she said.
This is one way to get rid of Twatter
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (F6+yA)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (+dsLj)
25% of the population are hard core ProgTard, Free Shit Army, Gimmie Gimme, Rape Your Wallet and Daughter, You Owe Me, Takers... this is no surprise
Posted by: Dirty Frank at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (RU4sa)
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Ya think?
Posted by: SMH at July
Occasionally....oh you mean about someone stealing your nic? Yes . Very not good.
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (+LXO6)
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Jmel at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (V4j/B)
[ ] John Carpenter's The Thing
[ ] Hand in a box from The Addams Family
[ ] Clobberin' time Thing from the Fantastic Four
Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (786Ro)
[ ] You want to put THAT THING where?
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (786Ro)
The Howard Hawks' version is a far better film, even though it's simplified.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
If something's in color with dazzling effects then it has to be better.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (aKsyK)
I thoughtlessly used "thing" once in an in-class essay. By B+ became a C+.
I never made that mistake again.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (HEEq1)
My teacher had a similar rule about using 'it', instead of naming the item, person or concept.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (ufFY
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Similar experience with the word "that".
Posted by: WisRich at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Apparently.
One thing my late Father told me over and over when I was growing up was to always assume someone you have a dispute with "may actually be right", so always approach them with that in mind. Sound advice from a good man.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Morticia Addams at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (JKNZq)
*In before someone shouts, "That's what your MOM said!"*
Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (5myrT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:48 PM (NWiLs)
Why? I know people who have had some degree of Alzheimers or dementia and it is terrifying for them to realize they can't remember words.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (BM2fS)
But don't immediately rule out that they're just a stupid, argumentative asshole.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Reed Richards at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (l9m7l)
Is it ever NOT clobberin' time?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 07:52 PM (NWiLs)
Yes.
Posted by: Galactus at July 15, 2020 07:55 PM (NgKpN)
[ ] John Carpenter's The Thing
[ ] Hand in a box from The Addams Family
[ ] Clobberin' time Thing from the Fantastic Four
Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (786Ro)
[ ] You want to put THAT THING where?
Posted by: Dr. Fauci at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (NgKpN)
[ ] Leave THAT THING alone
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 15, 2020 07:56 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 07:56 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (ZCiJZ)
Does John Podesta live in your town?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 15, 2020 07:56 PM (hku12)
Posted by: The Thing at July 15, 2020 07:56 PM (QLf0x)
Posted by: Morticia Addams at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (v0R5T)
Me too, brings a whole new meaning to the term Hand Job.
Posted by: Pugsley Adams at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (QLf0x)
Oh Hell No.
Amazon is my lifeline to get food and products sent to the house. There is no way in hell I'm going to go to some Karen infested store and put up with the lunatics and neurotics waiting to pounce on whoever doesn't comply with the New Sharia law of wearing The Veil.
There would be some severe beatdowns.
Amazon is keeping me out of prison for numerous violence crimes.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (C+evo)
Honestly I was going to leave her alone but the fucking bint would not shut the fuck up. She even LOOKED like a Karen too. So I walked up to her, shot her in the face, then hogtied and dragged her body through the swamp, shotgun blasted the body a few more times just to be sure before finally dumping her carcass next to an alligator for dinner.
Too much?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:39 PM
No. She used the word "prick" and acted without the basic decorum of an actual suffogate. I think the game designers wanted her to be killed.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (/+bwe)
He was pronounced deceased by first responders
*********
This is referred to in the trade as "A Tell".
Posted by: Muldoon at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (VcFUs)
Remember that for next time.
Posted by: wth at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (+oVP5)
COVID is out of control in Florida and they are all going to die if not dead already.
Red States are bad! Very bad!
Bad, Naughty, Red States!
#ORANGEMANBAD
Leftism is a cult.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2020 07:58 PM (DeP4t)
Posted by: penguinhead at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (C+evo)
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Same here.
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 07:58 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Gnome Fauci at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (Eicbe)
There would be some severe beatdowns.
Amazon is keeping me out of prison for numerous violence crimes.
Posted by: at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (C+evo)
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Heh,
I needed a couple of notebooks, to make notes for various projects I have going on, and my supply is gone.
I thought about going and getting a couple, and promptly 86'd that idea, for the very reasons you list.
Amazon it is.
And I'm trying to cut back on my Amazon shopping.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (WEBkv)
Make me glad I live where it gets really, really cold in the winter. Kills all thosethings.
Posted by: Flyover at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (Rbu5d)
2020 The Movie
https://twitter.com/realPowerTie/status/1283485669512249344
Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (t1tHS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (oDRcK)
Im not sure what to do, continue refusing and risk a confrontation that could turn violent since the police may not be good in protecting us from BLM but by God they will arrest the fuck out of you for going maskless, or just do online pickup,
or just give in?
I read a WSJ article on this and it said the WIDE consensus of medical experts agree masks help with a link so I clicked the link and it led to an article that provided no study or proof, just quotes from Fauci.
Also cited a poll that 54% of trump supporters now wear masks up from 39% from last month.
Makes me angry but I dont want to cave in this bullshit. This feels like the hill to die on for me.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (+dsLj)
Honestly I was going to leave her alone but the fucking bint would not shut the fuck up. She even LOOKED like a Karen too. So I walked up to her, shot her in the face, then hogtied and dragged her body through the swamp, shotgun blasted the body a few more times just to be sure before finally dumping her carcass next to an alligator for dinner.
Too much?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:39 PM
No. She used the word "prick" and acted without the basic decorum of an actual suffogate. I think the game designers wanted her to be killed.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (/+bwe)
I knocked her down, tied her to the back of the horse, then dropped her in the middle of the Clan meeting.
Wish I would have had video, but I'd been drinkin a bit that night.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (NgKpN)
Lurker since the W days. Fairly new poster. Didn't intentionally usurp your name. My apologies.
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (DeP4t)
The guy putting it in asked why the replacement, I said "Maybe I will have to shoot fewer people".
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (cI3Q7)
Possum Snot (KY) Tribune-Bugle National Popular Vote projection:
Biden: 758,231,995,273
Trump: 6
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (mht8P)
Kelley Robinson, a security advocate for Authy, a company that provides two-factor authentication, told NBC News that the scale of the attack indicated the hackers had gotten administrative access at Twitter itself. "It's really unlikely that Bezos, Musk, and especially Biden all had credentials compromised," she said over Twitter Direct Message.
That was one serious hack of Twatter. There are some people who are really pissed off at Twatter. Hopefully it really costs them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (F6+yA)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 08:01 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:39 PM
A wagon full of suffragettes is the real reason Alfred Nobel invented dynamite.
It's odd: RDR2 is aggressively cucked even compared to modern media, but the timeless truths of the Old West- even as a degenerate outlaw- makes me reserve 100 GB of space on my hard drive for it. That's a lot!
Posted by: trev006 at July 15, 2020 08:01 PM (O2y/K)
-America's fathers, 1981
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:01 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Morticia Addams at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (v0R5T)
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You do?
Posted by: Reed Richards at July 15, 2020 08:01 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: penguinhead at July 15, 2020 07:57 PM (C+evo)
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Same here.
Posted by: SMH
Have you ever considered a steady two day diet of beans beans beans. Go to the store, wear your veil and let all the fart run free. Tell everyone that masks protect then from covid just as well as they do from farts.
Smash done phucked up. She made a lot of butter beans with japa.eno sausage and bell pepper. She also made me some red beans and rice. Saturday. grocery shopping is gonna a be lit AF.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:01 PM (VcFUs)
Hillary, Drunken Dowager Empress of Clintopia
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 08:01 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Mike Wazowski at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (cI3Q7)
Asshoe parrot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOpS4qGILyY
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (QLf0x)
Pissed off parrot:
https://tinyurl.com/y7xvsntq
Posted by: Javems at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Case at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (A+87M)
Ain't nothing I can do
I've got a thing about you baby
A thing about lovin' you
Posted by: Fat Elvis at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:01 PM (VcFUs)
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I see crop dusting the masked sheep in your future.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:03 PM (BRkq2)
==
something about a bitcoin scam
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 08:03 PM (TOyHQ)
Lurker since the W days. Fairly new poster. Didn't intentionally usurp your name. My apologies.
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (BRkq2)
Put away the pitch forks guys. I think he's on the level. His command of the English language is way too gooderer for our class of troll around here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2020 08:04 PM (cI3Q7)
@ComfortablySmug
THIS IS GOD'S WILL
FOR YEARS THE BLUECHECKS HAVE JAILED AND OPPRESSED MY PEOPLE
TODAY THEY LEARN HOW IT FEELS
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2020 08:04 PM (wiXsO)
Sure, because Democrat presidential candidates NEVER have cyber-security breaches.
Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 08:04 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Morticia Addams at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (v0R5T)
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You do?
Posted by: Reed Richards at July 15, 2020 08:01 PM (Eicbe)
Apparently you didn't know that Morticia was the one who Actually wrote the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
You know that line where Frank says 'Oh Rocky!'
Posted by: Dr. Scott at July 15, 2020 08:04 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 08:04 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Marcus Gravey at July 15, 2020 08:04 PM (AcmJM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3TwzTtCG0
Watch it before it's taken down. It's only 2 minutes long.
Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:05 PM (t1tHS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 08:05 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: blake
Cropdusting. Hell I plan to run glass packs and rev the engine.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:06 PM (VcFUs)
Lurker since the W days. Fairly new poster. Didn't intentionally usurp your name. My apologies.
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (BRkq2)
Put away the pitch forks guys. I think he's on the level. His command of the English language is way too gooderer for our class of troll around here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2020 08:04 PM (cI3Q7)
/points at his pants
But he's dressed like a troll!
Burn him Burn him
Posted by: Dr. Scott at July 15, 2020 08:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:06 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:06 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 07:59 PM (+dsLj)
Take high definition photo of face ...
Print lower half of photo onto mask ...
Have a different kind of fun with Karen.
Posted by: Adriane the Tru Krime Critic ... at July 15, 2020 08:06 PM (LPnfS)
Lo and behold, it was!
Motor ordered, and, in anticipation of the new motor arriving today, I pulled the old motor completely out, fan off, etc.
And, I needn't have bothered, because they sent me a complete housing, not just the motor. New cord and everything.
Uptwinkles for Shop Vac.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:06 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Zombie James Arness at July 15, 2020 08:07 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:07 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Mike Wazowski at July 15, 2020 08:02 PM
I'm glad you posted that. I had no idea how to spell the name!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 08:07 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 15, 2020 07:49 PM (rWZ8Y)
Was there an option on the survey resembling, "I'm not living in fear but want to remain working at home for tasks that can be completed off-site"? If not, then I would've picked the "REEEEE" option.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 15, 2020 08:07 PM (DTX3h)
@ComfortablySmug
All the bluechecks crying about being silenced
Why don't you just go start your own twitter?
The anguish and fear you have felt for an hour is how it feels to be a conservative every single day!
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2020 08:08 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 15, 2020 08:08 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:06 PM (d6DSt)
Try me fella, I might just surprise you.
Posted by: Don Lemon with masking tape on his forehead at July 15, 2020 08:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (F6+yA)
could be a Twitter employee in on it
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 08:08 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:06 PM (VcFUs)
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Heh.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:08 PM (WEBkv)
Finding one here in Kentucky was like finding a pearl in an oyster.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:08 PM (3H9h1)
I saw a great big wooden box a-floating in the bay
I pulled it in and opened it up and much to my surprise
I discovered a badump ba dump right before my eyes
I tell y'all, I discovered a ba dump ba dump right before my eyes.......
Posted by: Zombie Phil Harris at July 15, 2020 08:09 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:09 PM (hHxp2)
Lurker since the W days. Fairly new poster. Didn't intentionally usurp your name. My apologies.
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (BRkq2)
Put away the pitch forks guys. I think he's on the level. His command of the English language is way too gooderer for our class of troll around here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2020 08:04 PM (cI3Q7)
I learned long ago it's best to just linger in the shadows, lurker as it were, or skulking, shambling even. It's safer that way
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:09 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (BRkq2)
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We cool.
Sure the Horde could come up with an alternate nic.
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 08:09 PM (RU4sa)
Crazy. They are give away in the PNW...
Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:09 PM (d6DSt)
2020 The Movie.
I'm not kidding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3TwzTtCG0
Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:10 PM (t1tHS)
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 08:10 PM (TOyHQ)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1FfWvldZ_2g
I have all the maturity of a five year old but I just laaaaauuuggghhhhed!!!!
Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (5myrT)
********
Makes me think likewise, plus the fact that she is the only NPC you can still hear even if youre in the other side of town.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (+dsLj)
Apple, Elon Musk and Joe Biden were among the accounts compromised in a broadly targeted hack that remained mysterious hours after taking place. Those accounts and many others posted a message promoting the address of a bitcoin wallet with the claim that the amount of any payments made to the address would be doubled and sent back -- a known cryptocurrency scam technique.
In the hours following the initial scam posts, Kim Kardashian West, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Barack Obama, Wiz Khalifa, Warren Buffett, YouTuber MrBeast, Wendy's, Uber, CashApp and Mike Bloomberg also posted the cryptocurrency scam.
Posted by: SMOD at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (X5CsJ)
Pin the nic on the lurker! What a great game.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:12 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:12 PM (3H9h1)
Get up offa that thing
And dance till you feel better
...
Get up offa that thing
And try to release that pressure!
Posted by: James Brown at July 15, 2020 08:12 PM (LilNs)
Well, we need to know more about this individual. Hobbies? Hots? Nots???
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 08:12 PM (+LXO6)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (gd9RK)
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Because there's absolutely no way this idea could go wrong, at all!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:12 PM (WEBkv)
I have been refusing to wear a mask but apparently Walmart and Kroger are now going to require it.
Kohl's too.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2020 08:13 PM (aKsyK)
I was The Thing, once.
Posted by: Zombie James Arness at July 15, 2020 08:07 PM (ZCiJZ)
The real thing.
Posted by: Javems at July 15, 2020 08:13 PM (ofIwF)
Exactly. Let's pin him to the board and examine his viscera.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:13 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:13 PM (MVjcR)
Personally, my job *can* be done 99-100% remotely, but I think I'm more effective when I can pop into someone's office and talk something out rather than calling them on Teams. I'm also definitely more effective when I can ACTUALLY READ PEOPLE'S LIPS.
I hate this shit so much.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 15, 2020 08:13 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (wiXsO)
What is PNW?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:12 PM (3H9h1)
Pacific Northwest
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (NWiLs)
I dunno, I never wanted to roleplay as an outlaw, pistol whipping normies on trains. Same feeling I get watching mob movies.
I literally did everything I could do except play the main story.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (cI3Q7)
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (d6DSt)
Always wanted to examine someone's viscera.
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (+LXO6)
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (cI3Q7)
Pin the nic on the lurker! What a great game.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (gd9RK)
Everything I'm thinking of keeps coming back to something involving Rectal Itch.
Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (5myrT)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (wiXsO)
Surf City, here we come!
Posted by: Al Hitler at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Hands at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (786Ro)
From Parler:
"BREAKING: Twitter Appears to Lock All Verified Accounts From Tweeting Amid Massive Hack"
'BREAKING: Joe Biden AND Barack Obama's Twitter Accounts HACKED... Along With Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, Kanye West and MORE'
Bet it was that "Thing" that did it.
Posted by: YIKES! at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM
There is a Skyrim NPC that is a widower with twin daughters whom he hated since birth. If he sees you fight anyone, he will offer you money to beat up one of his children. I was so shocked, I am now trying to figure out how to kill him so the children can be sent to an orphanage.
I checked and I guess it was a deliberate option, not a glitch.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (/+bwe)
Then we have it. A thousand nuns and orphans.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (cZjDV)
I have been refusing to wear a mask but apparently Walmart and Kroger are now going to require it.
Kohl's too.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2020 08:13 PM (aKsyK)
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Just got an email from Sam's. They're going to be requiring them on the 20th. Glad to know the virus will wait until then.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:16 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:16 PM (Ed8Zd)
I thoughtlessly used "thing" once in an in-class essay. By B+ became a C+.
I never made that mistake again.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (HEEq1)
My teacher had a similar rule about using 'it', instead of naming the item, person or concept.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (ufFY
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Similar experience with the word "that".
Posted by: WisRich at July 15, 2020 07:53 PM (OAlmw)
My push back on "preferred pronouns":
Use the person's first and last name in all instances.
Bonus points if you know the middle name and turn 'em into a refugee from the Land of the Three Named People.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 15, 2020 08:16 PM (8C7+r)
Pin the nic on the lurker! What a great game.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (gd9RK)
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CharlieBrownsVibrator.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2020 08:16 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 08:16 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (786Ro)
How big are your tits?
Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (d6DSt)
Are you the kind of man that likes wearing silk panties or do you prefer lace?
Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (5myrT)
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (hHxp2)
Always wanted to examine someone's viscera.
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (+LXO6)
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I hear tell you can learn the future that way.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (gd9RK)
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CharlieBrownsVibrator.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 15, 2020 08:16 PM (mht8P
I like that one
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (lgiXo)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (q1Pj5)
M-1 carbine
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2020 08:18 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Miklos"Thing" from the Addams Family at July 15, 2020 08:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 08:18 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: 40 miles north at July 15, 2020 08:18 PM (o2vOl)
Posted by: Wild Thing at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (q1Pj5)
How big are your tits?
Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM (d6DSt)
Are you the kind of man that likes wearing silk panties or do you prefer lace?
Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM (5myrT)
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Depends...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (lgiXo)
We should get this guy a nic, too. Kid's all over the map.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (gd9RK)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1FfWvldZ_2g
I have all the maturity of a five year old but I just laaaaauuuggghhhhed!!!!
Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 08:11 PM (5myrT)
Can't stop laughing!
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (Ed8Zd)
You know movies have been made about the "Thing".
Posted by: YIKES! at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Wild Thing at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (q1Pj5)
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Yeah, but the large intestine gives a nice, mellow bass.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:20 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (lgiXo)
Sniffing moppets' hair
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:20 PM (NWiLs)
M-1 carbine
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2020 08:18 PM (6f16T)
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I swear it's in the works! I have a nice Inland and have taken it to the farm twice to shoot it and have run out of time, both times. It looks like this weekend is a washout, weather-wise. I was even toying with the idea of making a vid here at home, but that might be lame as shit with no shooting.
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:20 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 08:15 PM (cZjDV)
I didn't see Trump's name. They hit Barry and Gropin' Joe. Looks like it's mostly lefties
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (F6+yA)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at
Fine , I will practice my viscera readings on her.
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (+LXO6)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Robert
Do you like gladiator movies?
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:16 PM (NWiLs)
In a fit of tidying, I apparently pitched the W2s. Discovered that yesterday morning. Got the return in the mail this morning. Yesterday evening was not fun, until the end. Paid about $4K less than I expected, so ended well.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (8C7+r)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (lgiXo)
Sniffing moppets' hair
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:20 PM (NWiLs)
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To certain former VPs, yes. For most folk, it's "Shaking My Head"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:20 PM (MVjcR)
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??????
You plan to make this video when your wife is home?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (WEBkv)
In other words, Michigan is going back to "Phase 3", since she and the rest of her Deep State operatives are controlling the "spike" numbers.
The Left is never going to let us out of this tyrannical Deep State op.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (EgshT)
I dunno, I never wanted to roleplay as an outlaw, pistol whipping normies on trains. Same feeling I get watching mob movies.
I literally did everything I could do except play the main story.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 15, 2020 08:14 PM
I liked the first one well enough, but was repeatedly assassinated on the second one... by my nephews and their friends.
I am not a fan of "dark" choices, myself. Currently, I have an NPC follower in Skyrim, Brother Verulus, whom I refuse to bring to a cannibal cult for their dinner.
I get the biggest kick out of how courageous he is, attacking high-level enemies with just a knife and a few lines of dialogue. And he doesn't glitch the game, which is nice.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy
Sniffing moppets' hair
Posted by: Insomniac
Snowdonian Milk Halter
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (ysmsf)
Check out this clip from 2020 The Movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3TwzTtCG0
Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (t1tHS)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (6f16T)
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Yup. It's a great gun.
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:23 PM (MVjcR)
Twitter being hacked: did they go after Trump or decide that would *really* get the Secret Service after them?
Posted by: Mikey NTH
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I suspect the scam would have been revelaed much sooner if they'd hacked Trump. Pushing some get-rich-quick Bitcoin scheme is much more characteristic of Barry and Bill, not at all of Trump.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2020 08:23 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:19 PM (lgiXo)
I don't know. I had to up and ask about MFM a couple years after wondering about it. I do get a lot of them now and I guess that is a good thing. No pun intended.
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:23 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (8C7+r)
Reckon so. It's obscene what we have to pay.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 15, 2020 08:23 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:23 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Insomniac
Snowdonian Milk Halter
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (ysmsf)
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Shelves may hurt.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (F6+yA)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Vielesockenhaberneidlichkeit
Posted by: Miklos von un zu Miklostein at July 15, 2020 08:25 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 08:25 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Oblivious at July 15, 2020 08:25 PM (a/d6U)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 15, 2020 08:25 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (XhWtx)
Wasn't that a Whitney Houston song?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:25 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (F6+yA)
Remain blessed.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2020 08:25 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Democracy Dies In Darkness, and drowning in money at July 15, 2020 08:25 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Miklos ap Mikloywythyth at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Skip at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Loving Science Sexually and Candace Owens But Mostly Candace Owens at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (3vIkC)
Rat Burgers?
Posted by: Behind the dish at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (7TV9X)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (qM84C)
The tweet that went out for the bitcoin looked like it came from a Nigerian prince.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (F6+yA)
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Ever wonder if there was some Nigerian prince somewhere wondering why he can't seem to give away his vast fortune?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs)
that the doctors can pump him full of stuff to do a reasonably coherent
speech at times, but can't he see that he's incapable of being
President?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 07:47 PM (oDRcK)
Those of us who've gone or are going through loved ones with dementia or alzheimer's can tell you - absolutely not. No matter how far-gone somebody is, they're convinced they're normal, and everybody else is fucked up, lying, out to get them, you name it.
They can sit there and tell you the spatula is x-raying them through the walls with a cucumber, and deny they just said that, or not understand why you don't "get it".
The only thing I find depressing and sad about Joe's current state is that he'll never know.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (F6+yA)
Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (3vIkC)
Rat Burgers?
Posted by: Behind the dish at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (7TV9X)
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At Taco Bell.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (3vIkC)
Rat Burgers?
Posted by: Behind the dish at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (7TV9X)
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Well, then, don't go to Burger King... (apologies to anyone who likes BK burgers)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (CAJOC)
someone is panicking, I think.
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (3H9h1)
sling my Henry
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (NWiLs)
These are fucking stupid times and I want my *type, delete* goobernor coonman to just *types, deletes* in a fire, along with every other filthy, stinking, commie Democrat.
#fuckthemask and #fuckyouforasking
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (GgR5u)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 08:17 PM
Lemkil in Rorikstead. His name is an obvious anagram: Kill Me.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Insomniac
Employment ain't all it's cracked up to be.
Posted by: Highly Productive Miklos at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (QLf0x)
Posted by: the thing at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (cumhA)
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Close.
Sizable,
Mega,
Humongous
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (CAJOC)
Jessica Whitaker shot in head for saying All Lives Matter.
BLM is a terrorist organization.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (gd9RK)
**************
When I started out I didn't really like it, but it kinda grew on me as I try to drag out the main story and focus more on side missions and hunting so I don't finish it too quickly.
I think I would like Red Dead Online even though it's an MMO, you can pretty much do it solo and it emphasizes the same open world experience I'm doing now.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Loving Science Sexually and Candace Owens But Mostly Candace Owens at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (+dsLj)
Ever wonder if there was some Nigerian prince somewhere wondering why he can't seem to give away his vast fortune?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (CAJOC)
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Ever watch a program called Flight of the Conchords? It had a hilarious episode where the Nigerian Prince was a real guy.
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Miklosian Contribution at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mookie
Yes, who'd have thought that a Stallone/Snipes movie would be prescient.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (DeP4t)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at July 15, 2020 08:13 PM (rWZ8Y)
Before the great Chinese Lung AIDS terror, it was SOP for me to sit in a bastard warehouse/datacenter where my team would have to yell at each other over the server fan and pallet truck noise. The only occasions in which I'd visit the quiet areas of the building were to... dial into teleconferences.
I can see how some people wouldn't like full-time telework, but *my* work environment quality has gone through the stratosphere. Also, we sometimes crank up the webcams during Teams meetings and fiddle with the background insertion feature to break the tension.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (NWiLs)
The movie with Kurt Russell.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (RuIsu)
I wonder why Trump made the new rules?
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (AwPyG)
I was hoping we could have a more general discussion of fun things to take to a protest, like sling shots and shuriken
Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (3H9h1)
and concerned about the possibility that a white St. Louis couple could
face criminal charges for displaying guns as they defended their home
during a racial injustice protest.
Parson told reporters Tuesday
that he had just been on the phone with Trump and U.S. Attorney General
William Barr. The phone call came amid reports that St. Louis Circuit
Attorney Kim Gardner, a Democrat, may file charges against Mark and
Patricia McCloskey, both of them lawyers in their 60s.
Donald "The Hammer" Trump.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (F6+yA)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (lgiXo)
It's an agonizingly difficult thing for families to go and I'm sorry. I think many of them don't know based on the severity of the condition, but I've had people tell me, "I can't remember the name of _____ (some common item) I'm losing my mind, right?"and it's terrible for them. Joe is probably in a later stage so may not know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (oDRcK)
Jessica Whitaker shot in head for saying All Lives Matter.
BLM is a terrorist organization.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 15, 2020 08:28 PM (1g7ch)
Not one GD mention of it in the MFM. Not one
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (F6+yA)
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http://www.google.com/search?q=smh
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:21 PM (Eicbe)
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Try SMFH, but she's mellowed out since then.
Prolly getting closer to her babies.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (lgiXo)
The movie with Kurt Russell.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
I always just assumed they froze to death.
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (DeP4t)
Ever wonder if there was some Nigerian prince somewhere wondering why he can't seem to give away his vast fortune?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:26 PM (CAJOC)
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Ever watch a program called Flight of the Conchords? It had a hilarious episode where the Nigerian Prince was a real guy.
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (MVjcR)
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There's also a Cyanide and Happiness short about a guy who responds to all the different spam emails, which all turn out to be legitimate. For some reason, though, he ignores a chain letter, and ends up dead.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (3H9h1)
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Sure we can! I'm going to have to do a little research on it though, to properly demonstrate the technique.
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (DeP4t)
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Not I.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (WEBkv)
I'll take you behind the 7-11
Apu has an Indian accept
Sugar Smack had an indian scooter that we'd swin between the legs of...
What do you mean I make no sense?!
Posted by: Creepy Pervy Uncle Joe at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (F6+yA)
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Not all lives matter.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (MVjcR)
Kelley Robinson, a security advocate for Authy, a company that provides two-factor authentication, told NBC News that the scale of the attack indicated the hackers had gotten administrative access at Twitter itself. "It's really unlikely that Bezos, Musk, and especially Biden all had credentials compromised," she said over Twitter Direct Message.
That was one serious hack of Twatter. There are some people who are really pissed off at Twatter. Hopefully it really costs them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:00
Is this considered serious? I just think its funny. Who cares what these people say in their abbreviated - word opinion spewing, and if someone hacks them and pretends to say something they didn't say, ...?
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:33 PM (GgR5u)
I wonder why Trump made the new rules?
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (AwPyG)
Tin foil hat time.
What if the DOJ froze the accounts then exfiltrated the evidence for Rico crimes.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:33 PM (VcFUs)
Hey Mikey wasn't giving you shit in the previous thread about curriculum. Just fed up with the liberal crap I saw in 'pubic' school and now the teachers (heroes) Don't want to go back to work Thanks for the suggestions.
Posted by: Not Cannibal Bob at July 15, 2020 08:33 PM (Jx5Qs)
ones with dementia or alzheimer's can tell you - absolutely not. No
matter how far-gone somebody is, they're convinced they're normal, and
everybody else is fucked up, lying, out to get them, you name it.
They
can sit there and tell you the spatula is x-raying them through the
walls with a cucumber, and deny they just said that, or not understand
why you don't "get it".
The only thing I find depressing and sad about Joe's current state is that he'll never know.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (8B6Ng)
i think there is a point where they do know and that is depressing. Of course they will usually be defensive, who wouldn't? . Didn't Reagan and Heston, among others come out and tell people? Maybe Reagan didn't give an official announcement but I know some good men have done this. Maybe it was Glenn Campbell.
Every experience is different but my guess is they know something is wrong at some point. Later it is something different. Arguing with them is the worst thing you can do as it doesn't help them and only hurts you. It is a horrible disease.
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:33 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (MVjcR)
I am.
Posted by: Not Cannibal Bob at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (Jx5Qs)
Check out this clip from 2020 The Movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3TwzTtCG0
Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (t1tHS)
That really is beautiful. The Hillary is hilarious.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (/+bwe)
Donald "The Hammer" Trump.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (F6+yA)
And they thought Tom DeLay was tough.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (MVjcR)
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No! That's dangerous!
Posted by: Rumplestiltskin at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (lgiXo)
He definitely is trading with the Krauts. Better have security keep an eye on him
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (F6+yA)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (lgiXo)
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Really?? I thought it was a clever variation of Broth, er... Nor the RN lurk, er....
That makes so much more sense!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 15, 2020 08:29 PM (DeP4t)
Raymond Cocteau = George Soros.
Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (MVjcR)
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No, some of us like our anonymity.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (MVjcR)
I always wondered what they would say if you asked them why they are wearing the face diaper, and when they answer some virtual signaling reason, remind them that the 'rona has a lower death rate than seasonal flu.
So in view of their new social awareness, are they willing to wear The Veil the rest of their lives, are they hypocrites or will they eventually red pill?
Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:00 PM (BRkq2)
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We cool.
Sure the Horde could come up with an alternate nic.
Posted by: SMH
Stealie McNic
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (cZjDV)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 15, 2020 08:27 PM (8B6Ng)
It's an agonizingly difficult thing for families to go and I'm
sorry. I think many of them don't know based on the severity of the
condition, but I've had people tell me, "I can't remember the name of
_____ (some common item) I'm losing my mind, right?"and it's terrible
for them. Joe is probably in a later stage so may not know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 08:31 PM (oDRcK)
Lost my step-father and Mother to it. Mom was the smartest person I've ever known. She finally got a degree at age 54. She was practically mute toward the end. I've read her journals. She knew it was coming.
Posted by: Javems at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (KeYSV)
But we've been burned by Q before.
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (AwPyG)
things first, Mila Kunis has a really nice bare ass which is well worth
seeing. The side boob while she is lying on top of her costar produced
Catch-22 style moans in me.
Some
other things, that are also very important to notice in the movie, are all
the crowd, street, and indoor scenes in New York City, and Los Angeles.
The movie was made in 2011, and the contrast with those two cites today
is huge and striking. It is very important to vividly see what we have
actually lost.
Posted by: An Observation at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (jyyTN)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Not Cannibal Bob at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (Jx5Qs)
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Pleased to meet you, Not.
Or, do you prefer Mr. Bob?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (MVjcR)
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No! That's dangerous!
Posted by: Rumplestiltskin at July 15, 2020 08:34 PM (Eicbe)
Nahhhhhhh....
Posted by: Beetlejuice at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (NgKpN)
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Why "especially Biden"? I wouldn't be surprised if his password is 12345, or "paste".
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (d6DSt)
Extra tin-foily because Q is hinting that the twitter deleters are idiots, they already have everything.
But we've been burned by Q before.
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (AwPyG)
Q! Leave my crew alone!
Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:37 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:33 PM (VcFUs)
If you mean The Clinton Foundation... schadenboner of a lifetime!
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:37 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:37 PM (AwPyG)
My mom figures it out all the time.
I hope Joe gets to enjoy some of his retirement come August or whenever the switch is made.
Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2020 08:37 PM (JaLUs)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 08:37 PM (Qhz2y)
Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:37 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 08:32 PM (RuIsu)
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Haven't you been paying attention? It's got a cool dozen meanings, at least!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:38 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (JKNZq)
My Father died of Brain Cancer.
He KNEW what was going on, which did scare the living shit out of him.
Luckily, he had faith, and Family, which sustained him.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 15, 2020 08:38 PM (NgKpN)
things first, Mila Kunis has a really nice bare ass which is well worth
seeing. The side boob while she is lying on top of her costar produced
Catch-22 style moans in me.
Posted by: An Observation at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (jyyTN)
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Dude, totally uncool.
Celebrity skin notes--without time offsets?!
Posted by: Dude at July 15, 2020 08:39 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: at July 15, 2020 08:30 PM (C+evo)
Blow guns?
Posted by: Not Cannibal Bob at July 15, 2020 08:39 PM (Jx5Qs)
LOL! This DOJ?
Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 08:39 PM (C+evo)
421 Weasel>> cool... I'll post my Q's later. Unless you want to do some "research."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 08:35 PM (3H9h1)
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You're welcome to email them to me.
Posted by: Weasel at July 15, 2020 08:39 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (GgR5u)
My Father died of Brain Cancer.
He KNEW what was going on, which did scare the living shit out of him.
Luckily, he had faith, and Family, which sustained him.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 15, 2020 08:38 PM (NgKpN)
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Rough.
Condolences.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (SKXSf)
That does not happen if your campaign is going well.
Posted by: DavidVenable at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (jLYks)
Posted by: SMH
How bout SFHM?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (GgR5u)
MFSH?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (CYSVj)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Your Spirit Of '76 Masks!! at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (cZjDV)
I'm Diverse as Hell, and proud of it!
The more Diverse, the better. Especially if it has teen farm animals.
Huh? 'Perverse'... say what?
Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:41 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:41 PM (AwPyG)
On the bright side, if I eat a bowl of it, I'm not tempted to eat another.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 15, 2020 08:41 PM (yQpMk)
Or, do you prefer Mr. Bob?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (WEBkv)
Ive been called Lott'sa stuff..some here like Shitweasel was my fav. Heidi uses it sometimes too.
Posted by: Not Cannibal Bob at July 15, 2020 08:41 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 15, 2020 08:42 PM (w7KSn)
Who cares what these people say in their abbreviated - word opinion
spewing, and if someone hacks them and pretends to say something they
didn't say, ...?
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
According to the CNBC article I'm reading Twatter's ass is in a ringer over this.
Teresa Payton, former White House Chief Information Officer and CEO of Fortalice Solutions, said that she expects Twitter to provide a full report detailing how and why these accounts were hacked. She also warned that information, such as direct messages, may have been stolen from the affected accounts and could be released or used in the future. "They're going to need to apologize to the VIPs and to the individuals who were defrauded and fell for the scam," Payton told CNBC.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:42 PM (F6+yA)
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, want to pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I want to get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes (me so horny)
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you want to get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen her dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (hell yeah)
Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
Shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at July 15, 2020 08:42 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 08:37 PM (Qhz2y)
436
HMS is a pinafore.
Posted by: Filthy Frank
Sydney Morning Herald.
Sorry, I used to be in the biz.
Posted by: Miklos (ed. emeritus) at July 15, 2020 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)
**************
I had to do a sexual harassment training that was literally 8 hours. Thankfully they did this in pairs and I was paired with a hot and really nice female coworker, so I got to stare at her ass and jubblies for 8 hours.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Loving Science Sexually and Candace Owens But Mostly Candace Owens at July 15, 2020 08:42 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: SMH
How bout SFHM?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM
(GgR5u)
MFSH?
Posted by: Insomniac
Eureka! MISH!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:43 PM (GgR5u)
Not to mention that Q told us to trust Sessions.
Unless that was a head fake. who knows; let's tee it up, already
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:43 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2020 08:43 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at July 15, 2020 08:43 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 08:40 PM (r+sAi)
You take orders from M and get the gadgets from Q
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (F6+yA)
https://twitter.com/geertwilderspvv
Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (wwuka)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (8r14H)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (SKXSf)
Alot of people quickly scan the comments and I can see things being attributed to SMH that she didn't say.
Posted by: four seasons at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (PisyI)
Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (d6DSt)
getting Alzheimers. His mother came down with it. Any time there was
something that he forgot, he'd worry. At least he didn't come down with
it.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 08:36 PM (JKNZq)
That happens in a lot of families with a history of dementia or when one member is diagnosed with Alzheimer's. The thing about that disease is once you see it up close, once you really experience it, it is pretty much unmistakable. In a way that is a good thing because you can tell people to simmer down just because they can be forgetful at times.
Sure everyone is different and not all experiences or even mental diseases are the same. But if you have seen it up close and personal, it is one of those things you don't forget.
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:45 PM (hHxp2)
That does not happen if your campaign is going well
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Good. I'd rather the party get started sooner rather than when my kids are grown.
Posted by: No one at July 15, 2020 08:45 PM (AeOB5)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:45 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 15, 2020 08:45 PM (wwuka)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (L9P9s)
Two Weeks, you motorbotin-son-of-a-bitch, ya! *high five*
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (GgR5u)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (EgshT)
Alot of people quickly scan the comments and I can see things being attributed to SMH that she didn't say.
Posted by: four seasons at July 15, 2020 08:44 PM (PisyI)
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OK, how about rot13(FZU)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: SMH
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NSMH: NOT SMH
Or: ~SMH or !SMH
¬SMH
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (Eicbe)
Teresa Payton, former White House Chief Information Officer and CEO of Fortalice Solutions, said that she expects Twitter to provide a full report detailing how and why these accounts were hacked. She also warned that information, such as direct messages, may have been stolen from the affected accounts and could be released or used in the future. "They're going to need to apologize to the VIPs and to the individuals who were defrauded and fell for the scam," Payton told CNBC.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:42 PM (F6+yA)
That makes it even more hilarious. "Apologize to VIPs..."
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (XhWtx)
Every time I see that I think of the parody song, " Baby got Book" by Dan Smith
Posted by: philippians at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (FsgBK)
It's an agonizingly difficult thing for families to go and I'm
sorry. I think many of them don't know based on the severity of the
condition, but I've had people tell me, "I can't remember the name of
_____ (some common item) I'm losing my mind, right?"and it's terrible
for them. Joe is probably in a later stage so may not know.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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I would think at an early stage it's known to the individual. INtellectuals retire because they don't have the mental energy they used to. They know it. Joe MUST know that he if he had to run a snappy meeting and jot mental notes and synthesize a bunch of conflicting views and digest data and come to a decision, he'd be lost.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (G51Gf)
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Never in my life would I ever have imagined it would be that bingo bango bongo song.
Posted by: No one at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (AeOB5)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
Careful there, Trump will grab you by that thing.
See how the thread meme goes full circle.
Posted by: Faux news medoa at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (85Gof)
OK That convinced me. I have zero principles so hearing news like that leaves me with only one choice.
I'm going to shoot Western Civilization in the face and vote for whoever is controlling Biden.
I mean, if some loser has to rearrange his campaign staff, its clear that the country should go full Communist. Its the only response.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Snizz at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM (yQpMk)
Im thinking he comes back as some sort of prosecutor. 'Trust Kansas' is the tough one for me, 'cuz he's CIA, but he's doing a great job so far. He could follow Trump's act if they need some more years for the trials.
Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM (JaLUs)
Back when I did home health work, I worked for a guy just diagnosed with Alzheimers. And he would sometimes come up with a word salad. You could tell the sentence made sense in his mind, but just came out wrong. Worked for him again a year later and he was much worse.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM (8r14H)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (oDRcK)
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LOL, you don't fire your campaign manager if you're winning.
You don't fire your campaign manager if you're down a few points.
You fire your campaign manager if you're getting your ass kicked.
Posted by: DavidVenable at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM (jLYks)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (ja/kn)
Spinal Tap: What about the glove?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM (F6+yA)
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:45 PM (hHxp2)
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OK, I know you're being serious, but that last line just kinda jumped out at me.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:47 PM (ja/kn)
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I think that's mine.
Posted by: Don Le Mon at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Snizz at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:09 PM (hHxp2)
The endorsement is from the National Assoc. of Police Organizations.
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (cF8AT)
It was a nice few hours.
Posted by: ptschett at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (zB+vL)
Posted by: redridinghood
Was he wearing a Ten Gallon hat ?
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (Qhz2y)
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For pure invention, Snoop Dogg's Tell It Like It Is and Not Like It Was is hard to beat.
Posted by: Barack Obama at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (NtGMm)
Why not use a banned named? The former user of it isn't coming back to complain.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Snizz at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (yQpMk)
Brad Parscale being removed as Trump's campaign manager. He was put in place by Ivanka and her husband.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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And yet, I thought he'd been doing an awesome job. what gives?
And Jane, hasn't it been a while?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (G51Gf)
president. But there are lots of police unions. Doesn't NYC alone have
lots of them? If the police don't endorse Repubs now, then they never
will. The key question is whom did that union endorse last time around
if anyone.
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:09 PM (hHxp2)
The endorsement is from the National Assoc. of Police Organizations.
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (cF8AT)
yeah, I looked it up. They didn't endorse in 2016 but they did endorse Obama. Wiki says they endorsed JD Hayworth when he ran against McCain in 2010. For sure it is a win.
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:51 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2020 08:51 PM (xPl2J)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r9-Bv5e_XU
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 15, 2020 08:51 PM (ExV1e)
New campaign manager is Bill Stepien
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2020 08:51 PM (wiXsO)
Sure, David. You've convinced me. I'm going to vote for Biden now. We all are. Your work here is done.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 08:51 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (ptqGC)
Very Interesting.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:51 PM (SKXSf)
So Trump re-hired a guy with a record of helping Trump win in 2016 and getting democrats to switch sides. This is a bad thing, yo.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Loving Science Sexually and Candace Owens But Mostly Candace Owens at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (EGyGV)
You mom just called and said you left your underwear on her basement floor. She's taking away your internet privileges.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (ptqGC)
Changed to digital media manager.
Maybe he asked to do it. Can't handle the stress or time away from home. Lots of reasons.
And sometimes, the General shits his staff around just to keep 'em sharp.
Or, maybe he was gerbiling in the WH staff cafeteria. Who knows.
Posted by: Filthy Frank at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (d6DSt)
I love Eskimo Pie.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (SKXSf)
It's been renamed as Native Alaskan Frozen Front Hole.
Posted by: Dreyer's at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (2N7oZ)
Nancy Pelosi just said we're going to need more than $3 trillion for the covid bonus.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (HaL55)
Pardonnez-moi?! Ca c'est bon, non?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (GgR5u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (ptqGC)
- "her husband"
lmao
Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (wwuka)
Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (ptqGC)
Ok. So what is your point?
Go pop open the champagne while you still can.
Why are you still here? You've done your public service.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (C+evo)
Your friend and mine,
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (SKXSf)
To make sure it keeps running securely in these uncertain times of National Emergency, President Trump should nationalize Twitter.
For the greater good.
We're all in this together
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: that guy that hasn't read all the comments at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM (yQpMk)
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I'm waiting for that myself.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (Eicbe)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qHX493bB3U
Posted by: The Troggs at July 15, 2020 08:54 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:50 PM (SKXSf)
Hey Braenyard! How you be?
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2020 08:54 PM (cF8AT)
Your friend and mine,
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (BRkq2)
Average Joe is available.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 15, 2020 08:54 PM (yQpMk)
or even mental diseases are the same. But if you have seen it up close
and personal, it is one of those things you don't forget.
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:45 PM (hHxp2)
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OK, I know you're being serious, but that last line just kinda jumped out at me.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (CAJOC)
I hear ya. I posted something upthread and still couldn't get away from the F word. No way I am making light of it as you know. I don't find anything funny about it, and I admit is is personal. I wouldn't wish that disease on anyone.
I could probably name for of five things that is you see someone doing this, they have it, period. Forgetting things would not be on that list.
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 08:54 PM (hHxp2)
Notice that the fired guy got rope-a-doped at the Tulsa rally, where the arena people turned attendees away for lack of secuity to check them.
then the convention moves to Florida and --lo and behold--Florida has a huge increase in flu cases, which is what always happens in the summer in Florida.
convention in jeopardy? it sure seems like his campaign team is getting rolled.
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 08:54 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (ja/kn)
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I was going to mention that.
What was it, like 6 weeks Manafort was at the head of the campaign?
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:54 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 08:54 PM (iTXRQ)
They should have interviewed Ace.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (SKXSf)
Don Jr. has something up his sleeve.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (Qhz2y)
Posted by: jsg at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (NtGMm)
Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (wwuka)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toQCvWpyJXI&t=3548s
Posted by: fly gal at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (6CtMt)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (gaFth)
Aren't you watching that exciting Democratic National Convention in Milwaukee right now?
Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (C+evo)
So Angela Davis told Russia Today that Biden is cool because he can be easily manipulated.
Biden is the equivalent of the drugged John Gill in the Star Trek Nazi episode. They put him in front of a camera and feed him lines or just voice-over his lips.
Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 08:51 PM (oDRcK
I didn't even see the specific reasons, but yes, David, you've convinced me, as well, to vote for Biden. AND I am going to convince all my friends to do so, too!.
Thanks for all your excellent information and thoughts!
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: jsg at July 15, 2020 08:56 PM (NtGMm)
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Not to mention open borders and catch-and-release violent criminals.
As well as single-family homes zoned out of existence.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (ja/kn)
Before this happened we were blissfully married and we thanked the Lord every day for bringing us together. It's an honor to care for him, he brought so much into my life, I could never repay him.
The worst part is the financial angle - what happens if I can no longer care for him at home? We'll have to use all our money until Medicaid takes over.
Sorry for being long-winded. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have this place to go to every day. Even though I'm only a lurker, I feel like part of the Horde.
Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (t1tHS)
Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (JaLUs)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (SKXSf)
Well thank you! That's kind of you.
I just need breaks from all the crap.
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (GgR5u)
You don't fire your campaign manager if you're down a few points.
You fire your campaign manager if you're getting your ass kicked.
Posted by: DavidVenable at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM
LOL You also fire your campaign manager if he's doing a crap job.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter Chicken at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (d6DSt)
Trying to make the Trump campaign look disorganized? I still have trouble believing such deception will convince anyone...
Posted by: trev006 at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (O2y/K)
Brad Periscope is moving up however.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (r+sAi)
I hear he has a lot of depth to him.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:53 PM (ja/kn)
Manafort had one job skill and he fullfilled it.
arranging the convention. It was no harm no foul until the press tried to use him as a foil.
Notice that just like Stones, he remained loyal.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (SKXSf)
***************
I always thought he was competent in a digital role, so I'm surprised he had evidently been promoted beyond that. Looks like it's back to basics for him.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Loving Science Sexually and Candace Owens But Mostly Candace Owens at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (Qhz2y)
Perhaps its the "reason" that Gavin Newsome has such fever to take down Trump?
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (r+sAi)
And get this they expect honesty? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (85Gof)
Where are all the White Chicks at?
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter Chicken at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (d6DSt)
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They're off being punctual, hard-working, family-oriented individuals, apparently...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (q1Pj5)
Hang on to those good times and be glad you had them, come what may.
You'd be surprised just how many of the Horde are in the same situation.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 08:55 PM (Qhz2y)
You know how those Trumps are.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (arJlL)
***********
No, but he evidently has my back and feels my pain.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (GgR5u)
You don't fire your campaign manager if you're down a few points.
You fire your campaign manager if you're getting your ass kicked.
Posted by: DavidVenable at July 15, 2020 08:48 PM
Hmmm. Remind me... When did Hillary fire her campaign manager?
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: No one at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (AeOB5)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (r+sAi)
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I suspect it's more often a clash of styles that causes campaign managers to go bye-bye.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: philippians at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: Jill Biden at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (b5LwA)
Yes, it's a binary choice. And the trolls have to be worried, since the margin of victory for many trump endorsed candidates has been pretty impressive
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 09:01 PM (ja/kn)
weird
Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (iTXRQ)
That wasn't long winded, Jeanne. I'm glad you feel that you have a supportive place here and I hope that rough places are made as smooth as possible for you and your husband regarding this very, very difficult condition.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (oDRcK)
I never knew that the definition of being "fired" was to move to another role within the same organization.
Guess what honey? I just got fired today, got a raise and a corner office!
Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (XhWtx)
**********
If that's the case it's another hopeful sign that Kushner doesn't have Trump's ear anymore.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Loving Science Sexually and Candace Owens But Mostly Candace Owens at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter Chicken at July 15, 2020 08:58 PM (d6DSt)
Warmly greeting their returning man wearing Saran Wrap and high heels.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (q1Pj5)
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Eskimo Pie has been forced to change its name.
I love Eskimo Pie.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (SKXSf)
It's been renamed as Native Alaskan Frozen Front Hole.
Posted by: Dreyer's at July 15, 2020 08:52 PM
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Honest LOL here.
Posted by: irright at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (w6A0l)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2020 09:00 PM (xPl2J)
Sounds like a repeat from campaign 2016.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 09:03 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: Miklos, navajo-Hungarian Code Talker at July 15, 2020 09:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 09:03 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: ?? at July 15, 2020 09:02 PM (C+evo)
Yup
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 09:03 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM
I'll add you and him to my prayers, Jeannebodine. At least he's got you.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 09:03 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at July 15, 2020 09:03 PM (TdMsT)
Guess what honey? I just got fired today, got a raise and a corner office!
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Hahaha
You literally just described every government office.
Also racism because it's easier to do that than get rid of the sleeping employee who doesn't know or care how to do his job.
Posted by: No one at July 15, 2020 09:03 PM (AeOB5)
Yeah, but you have to ask this question - did Trump endorse himself? I mean, if he didn't then yeah, he might just lose and by lose I mean win by only high single digit points margin.
Posted by: 🐧 at July 15, 2020 09:04 PM (C+evo)
And get this they expect honesty? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (85Gof)
Shared Healthcare Responsibility Payment
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2020 09:04 PM (q1Pj5)
Before this happened we were blissfully married and we thanked the Lord every day for bringing us together. It's an honor to care for him, he brought so much into my life, I could never repay him.
The worst part is the financial angle - what happens if I can no longer care for him at home? We'll have to use all our money until Medicaid takes over.
Sorry for being long-winded. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have this place to go to every day. Even though I'm only a lurker, I feel like part of the Horde.
Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (t1tHS)
Prayers up Jeanne! What you wrote was a lovely tribute to him. And it was hardly long winded!
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2020 09:04 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 15, 2020 09:05 PM (gaFth)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 09:05 PM (JKNZq)
This is a truly supportive place. Trust me, I know.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 09:05 PM (lgiXo)
And get this they expect honesty? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (85Gof)
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Be sure to ask when the lecture ends and the conversation begins.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 09:05 PM (CAJOC)
I thoughtlessly used "thing" once in an in-class essay. By B+ became a C+.
I never made that mistake again.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (HEEq1)
My teacher had a similar rule about using 'it', instead of naming the item, person or concept.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM
Mine taught never to use "there is" or there are" at the beginning of a sentence or to end one with a participle.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Miklos L'Observateur at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (QLf0x)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: fly gal at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (6CtMt)
Heh!
Like many others here, I'm mainly worried about what fresh hell will be imposed upon us next.
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (AwPyG)
@547....Axeman, to be honest, the polls had Trump trailing by 75 points or so in August 2016, so Trump was flailing.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM (ja/kn)
https://tinyurl.com/yaoe8kaq
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 09:07 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 09:07 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (QLf0x)
But it's bad when they dangle!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 15, 2020 09:07 PM (w6A0l)
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (QLf0x)
Should be easy to spot. It dangles.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2020 09:07 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 15, 2020 09:07 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Unkaren at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM (vGJY7)
That is the sort of arrant nonsense up with which I shall not put.
Posted by: Winston Randolph Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (QLf0x)
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I know what a participle is! He runs the school.
Participle Skinner and SuperNintendo Chalmers.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:57 PM
God bless, Jeannebodine. You are doing the Lord's work.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM (yQpMk)
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Didja see they're asking for reparations in the quadrillions? Go big or go home.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Since the Democrats aren't raising as much local ad money as they would like, maybe they could just Clutch Cargo somebody else's lips onto Joe's face. All that Botox keeps him from making any facial expressions, so it ought to be easy to do.
Posted by: An Observation at July 15, 2020 09:09 PM (jyyTN)
@ByronYork
The National Museum of African American History & Culture wants to make you aware of certain signs of whiteness: Individualism, hard work, objectivity, the nuclear family, progress, respect for authority, delayed gratification, more. (via @RpwWilliams)
https://tinyurl.com/yd62qnmk
Posted by: Tami at July 15, 2020 09:09 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 09:03 PM (oDRcK)
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He's losing big time.
Just like before.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 09:09 PM (SKXSf)
And get this they expect honesty? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup
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And the resentment it will stoke is unfathomable, because nearly every white person in there will be unable to do anything more than think about the last couple of decades of low expectations and picking up the slack for so many of the people they're now supposed to be bowing down and worshipping.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:09 PM (Yodqd)
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:09 PM (QLf0x)
This one was a complete loser.
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 09:10 PM (Ed8Zd)
He hates Triangle Man.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM (yQpMk)
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Only 'cause Triangle Man kicks his ass up and down the block!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 09:10 PM (CAJOC)
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Also hygiene.
No sh*t. It might've been NGU that posted that earlier.
Grooming is racist.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:10 PM (Yodqd)
I don't know--Roger Stone is rumored to be coming back, and that would be mas fun!
so would Flynn. I would be epic
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:10 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 09:07 PM (oDRcK)
Hey, it worked against Romney and McCain...
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:10 PM (dOV9E)
And get this they expect honesty? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM
Honesty? Ha! That's how my friend lost her teaching job more than 20 years in and too young to retire.
The only "enduring" part of the conversation will be that anything you say will be remembered forever.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 09:10 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 15, 2020 09:10 PM (8AONa)
I'm so sorry. I keep telling my husband to get tested. His short term memory is awful but he can remember details from 50 years ago.. hell longer than that. I know with his mom it was fast.. less than 6 months. Prayers up for you dear.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 15, 2020 09:11 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 15, 2020 09:11 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:11 PM (85Gof)
That is the sort of arrant nonsense up with which I shall not put.
Posted by: Winston Randolph Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM
That phrase crossed my mind many times when it seemed impossible to comply with the rules. She did make me a much better writer, so it wasn't all bad.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:11 PM (qe5CM)
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Asheville, NC has voted to give reparations to blacks.
Not directly, of course, but by building basketball courts and safe places to smoke meth. No, really. You know. Black people stuff.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:11 PM (Yodqd)
Unfortunately , being white, we saved and invested our money so we're gonna have to blow through it all if he goes into a facility which I know will happen. We set up a trust to try to protect out assets but we'll never make the 5 year look back from Medicaid. It's a drag being white.
Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 09:11 PM (t1tHS)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 09:11 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:11 PM (QLf0x)
In sickness and in health
All the days of our lives.
You are a blessed wife.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (lgiXo)
Seriously, fuck that shit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (oDRcK)
And get this they expect honesty? LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 08:59 PM (85Gof)
Apparently the trick to surviving diversity training is to not say a damn thing if you can help it. They will goad you, it's what they do. Do not, under any circumstances, take the bait. It's what they live for.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)
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I'm guessing they also believe they should have their own water fountains and restaurants.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:13 PM (Yodqd)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:13 PM (AwPyG)
No sh*t. It might've been NGU that posted that earlier.
Grooming is racist.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:10 PM (Yodqd)
No not me. I am against tooth brushing
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:13 PM (85Gof)
I just looked up participles and the stupid internet is claiming that they're gerunds except there's a difference.
I think ignorant twentysomethings are ruining our culture.
I shall abide by the Old Ways.
Posted by: Winston Randolph Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 09:13 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 09:13 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: NaughtySchoolteacher at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (QLf0x)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (Yodqd)
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)
I Know. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (r+sAi)
Just for fun try and find the original lyrics to "Bake Dat Chicken Pie" by Arthur Collins and Byron Harlan.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Robert at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (5myrT)
Kelly Anne ran a great campaign for him and she is still in the administration. Her campaign savy didn't go away overnight.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (Qhz2y)
2020 The Movie.
I'm not kidding.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3TwzTtCG0
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Hysterical!!!
Posted by: sassy at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (tUGnI)
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)
This.
Stare at the presenter with a poker face. Take notes.
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (TOyHQ)
He hates Triangle Man.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 15, 2020 09:08 PM (yQpMk)
Hey, all prepare yourself for the Rubberband Man
You never heard a sound like the Rubberband Man
You're bound to lose control
When the Rubberband starts to jam
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (F6+yA)
Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (t1tHS)
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Yep. Just sit through it quietly so you can get back to work and pick up their slack again after those same people f*ck up a project so badly that they're never asked to do anything difficult ever again.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (Yodqd)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (JKNZq)
that last minute dash to Michigan put him over the top
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)
This.
Stare at the presenter with a poker face. Take notes.
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (TOyHQ)
Stare? Shit this is all virtual because of the covid. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (QLf0x)
But it's bad when they dangle!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 15, 2020 09:07 PM
Sadly, I'm not sure that kids are even taught proper grammar today. My 10th grade english teacher spent the whole year on grammar, making us diagram sentences at the blackboard ad nauseam.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
That's a given.
Life is all about wearing the appropriate mask while dealing with dipshits.
Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Winston Randolph Bandersnatch
But tomorrow, I shall be indisputably hungover.
Posted by: Winston Miklos Churchill at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)
To me, gerunds sound racisty and Germanic and thus Hitlerian and are thus proof that #OrangeManBad!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -I need a mission statement!- at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (eTZoJ)
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Continue lurking, please.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: notsothoreau
I need to see you in my office.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (QLf0x)
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (QLf0x)
I could call myself the dangling participle. Considering....
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM
See me at the blackboard!
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (AwPyG)
I'll have you know my grammar was a really nice lady!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -I need a mission statement!- at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (eTZoJ)
Probably a trap set and of course they and the Media will swallow hook, line, and sinker....
So really, Trump's base is going to abandon him for this and vote foe Bite me ?????
Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Rachel Maddow, Rhodes Scholar at July 15, 2020 09:18 PM (pbStR)
Does anyone know who Bite Me's Campaign manager is ????????????
Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (qM84C)
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From the looks of it, I would say it's Otis Sistrunk.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 15, 2020 09:18 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2020 09:18 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Sen. Fritz "Miklos" Hollings at July 15, 2020 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (aOdFB)
Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (hVARR)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM
Slightly tangential, but what is up with her daughter? Is she a little nuts?
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (ejsiI)
So those not privileged enough to learn it at home never get the chance.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (nRWPy)
And participle super colliders.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (VcFUs)
Weren't the Founders men of participle?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -I need a mission statement!- at July 15, 2020 09:20 PM (eTZoJ)
I'll have you know my grammar was a really nice lady!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Same as my Mau Mau
Posted by: Barry of the Luo People at July 15, 2020 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 15, 2020 09:18 PM (lg/F7)
Otis! My man!!
Posted by: Boone at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (AwPyG)
Not this time, they are surrendering to blm and the left and anyone who protests is putting his career in jeopardy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (qM84C)
Cultural appropriation, for which you WILL be arrested.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (Qhz2y)
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (qe5CM)
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No idea but her great rack portends a big future
Posted by: Democracy Dies In Darkness, and drowning in money at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:19 PM (qM84C)
Hmm...
*Types
*Deletes
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -I need a mission statement!- at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (qM84C)
As a life long Republican, I want the police defunded and all the democrat controlled cities burnt to the ground.
Seriously. I'm not joking about these rat bastards getting everything they deserve.
Posted by: Imp of the Perverse at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (85Gof)
oh, in that case, just watch a movie with a single headphone on your phone just to the side of your screen
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (TOyHQ)
Being 11 to 14 year old geniuses, me and my brother and friends naturally called it "The Green Thing", and it was universally recognized as "Home" for tag, a great place to snap off a curl route when playing football in the street (drawn up in the palm of the QB's hand, of course) and as the Place To Meet For Important Meetings And Shit.
Heh. I'll bet if I called friends I've not talked to in 40 years and said "Meet you at The Green Thing in Ten", they'd know exactly what I was talking about.
Ahhhhh, where the fuck did my life go?
Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:12 PM (dOV9E)
I Know. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (85Gof)
Actually, farting a lot is a great commentary that can be explained by the burrito you had for lunch/dinner.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 15, 2020 09:23 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:17 PM (qM84C)
And all the wine moms that didn't vote for him will not vote for him again.
And all the hippies and druggies that didn't vote for him will not vote for him again.
But
More from the questioning middle will
More from the black community will
More from the hispanic community will
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 09:23 PM (SKXSf)
Infinitives are imaginary. You can never get there.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM (QLf0x)
Chuck Norris counted to infinitive. Twice.
Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 09:23 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 07:41 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: Apparently, Robert is an asshole
Sharkman, who is also named Robert, provides a well-deserved *fist bump*
Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 09:23 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: notsothoreau
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6th grade Catholic School. Sister Marie Julie. First day, we noticed a poster above the blackboard with a bunch of lines at weird angles. And words like "preposition and "adverb"
*shudders*
But no emotional scars. No sir-ee.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (qM84C)
The Great Gazoo! The little green guy floating above my shoulder - why does everyone say they can't see him, he's right there!
Posted by: I'm Joe Biden and I massage this approval at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:16 PM (85Gof)
oh, in that case, just watch a movie with a single headphone on your phone just to the side of your screen
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (TOyHQ)
Oh yeah, get this, and i am not kidding...you have to get the teleconference password during the training and report that up your chain of command to get credit, so you have to listen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (QMwOT)
If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.
Posted by: Mao at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (ejsiI)
'Demolition Man' on AMC. One of the more prescient movies of the era.
Plus a high body count and lots of explosions. What's not to love?
Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 08:24 PM (3vIkC)
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Bathroom shells.
Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (Pqytn)
In college, my son was required to take a course either on wkmen, blacks, or Indians. He chose Indians. Came out a big fan of Andrew Jackson. I dont think that was the goal of that exercise, but he is my kid, so...
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (QMwOT)
Flatten the curve.
Posted by: Zod at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (85Gof)
It's like they're on to us...
just listen with one ear!
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:25 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: Sniffer & Chief at July 15, 2020 09:25 PM (OJ84k)
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:25 PM (dOV9E)
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Yep. It sucks to know that my life of careful budgeting, reasonable living, and saving for retirement will eventually put me in the same nursing home as Jim down the street who bought a new car every year, took $10K vacations almost as often, and never owned a single thing.
I'm beginning to realize that I'm the sucker.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:25 PM (Yodqd)
Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (qM84C)
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From the looks of it, I would say it's Otis Sistrunk.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 15, 2020
I'm pretty sure its Ernest T. Bass.
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 09:25 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 15, 2020 09:26 PM (1Dmt5)
Apparently he is having 100% success in his patients he is treating with a nebulized steroid used ordinarily in inhalers to treat asthma.
It a long video, but he hits the key points in the first 10 minutes.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eDSDdwN2Xcg
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 15, 2020 09:26 PM (YA914)
Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 09:26 PM (XhWtx)
oh, in that case, just watch a movie with a single headphone on your phone just to the side of your screen
Posted by: vmom 2020
This is how I worked from home during my forced non-covid having quarantine.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 09:26 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (AwPyG)
Objection 1: The Indians were here first,and given enough time they would have invented the wheel.
Objection b: The correct non-patriarchal terminology should be the Founding Xathers!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -I need a mission statement!- at July 15, 2020 09:26 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2020 09:26 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:14 PM
Hey, infinitive, if you're going to take that loser attitude, why don't you just split?
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:26 PM (qe5CM)
Being 11 to 14 year old geniuses, me and my brother and friends naturally called it "The Green Thing", and it was universally recognized as "Home" for tag, a great place to snap off a curl route when playing football in the street (drawn up in the palm of the QB's hand, of course) and as the Place To Meet For Important Meetings And Shit.
Heh. I'll bet if I called friends I've not talked to in 40 years and said "Meet you at The Green Thing in Ten", they'd know exactly what I was talking about.
Ahhhhh, where the fuck did my life go?
Posted by: Sharkman at July 15, 2020 09:22 PM (BM2fS)
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Check the Green Thing. Maybe it's there.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 09:26 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 09:27 PM (Qhz2y)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 15, 2020 09:27 PM (ja/kn)
Tomorrow is July 16. A great day for American science. Put your flags out, especially starting at 0530 MDT.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 15, 2020 09:27 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: The Gods Must Be Crazy at July 15, 2020 09:27 PM (OJ84k)
Posted by: Ben Had
"The ablative absolute is your friend"
-things my Latin teacher actually said
Also, there is no word for "ablative" in Welsh because (maybe) there is no ablative in Welsh
Posted by: Miklos, cunning linguist at July 15, 2020 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)
I teach a filthy foreign gutter language. I'm new to it, it's a late career move. At my first parent-teacher night I remarked that the whole notion of grammar seemed to have been overlooked in English.
A parent came up to me afterwards and said I'm a teacher, here's something you should know, that whole subject-verb agreement thing went out of fashion.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 09:27 PM (gd9RK)
Oh yeah, get this, and i am not kidding...you have
to get the teleconference password during the training and report that
up your chain of command to get credit, so you have to listen
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM
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Record it.
Posted by: irright at July 15, 2020 09:28 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 15, 2020 09:28 PM (UUBmN)
You are in enemy territory. Head on a swivel, and make a Mathis plan.
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (AwPyG)
Johnny or Curtis?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 15, 2020 09:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:24 PM (85Gof)
You being an officer - you got honor and integrity and shit. Blah.
Now - we junior enlisted would just pick one guy to take one for the team. So he pays attention, gives everybody else the secret word, and doesn't pay for his twelve pack at the PX that night.
Problem solved.
Posted by: Can't Believe What I'm Seeing at July 15, 2020 09:28 PM (APSEi)
And that is why I am in favor of keeping the schools closed.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos (meh, it's a living) at July 15, 2020 09:28 PM (3DZIZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -I need a mission statement!- at July 15, 2020 09:29 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:29 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Notflix at July 15, 2020 09:29 PM (OJ84k)
Now - we junior enlisted would just pick one guy to take one for the team. So he pays attention, gives everybody else the secret word, and doesn't pay for his twelve pack at the PX that night.
Problem solved.
Posted by: Can't Believe What I'm Seeing at July 15, 2020 09:28 PM (APSEi)
And me being a good Officer would tell my enlisted, do what you do, but I don't want to hear about it.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (85Gof)
As currency.
Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:06 PM (QLf0x)
But it's bad when they dangle!
Posted by: Cheriebebe at July 15, 2020 09:07 PM (w6A0l)
Sure, this is why I always wear briefs, or that genius invention, boxer briefs.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)
During sexual harassment training I was asked the following question by the presenter; "You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?"
My answer, no shit; "Well, what does she look like?"
I had to re-take the training. But was a hero for a day.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 08:49 PM (arJlL)
***********
No, but he evidently has my back and feels my pain.
Posted by: redridinghood
Don't let him near enough to feel your anything !
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:21 PM (AwPyG)
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George Washington and his Indian allies started the French and Indian War. One of his indigenous pals tomahawked a French officer after the French officer surrendered, and then the shit hit the fan.
Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at July 15, 2020 09:31 PM (EiNjl)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 09:31 PM (Qhz2y)
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 09:31 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Just promise a 4 day pass to the first E7 to get the password to you.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 09:32 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
FUN FACT
English uses old German grammar, with +/- 70 % Latin vocabulary.
German uses modified Latin grammar with +/-80 % German vocabulary.
Verklempt!
Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure again at July 15, 2020 09:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 09:32 PM (3vIkC)
Posted by: The Gods Must Be Crazy at July 15, 2020 09:27 PM (OJ84k)
"Enough" is a very flexible term, especially when you have no concept of time!
Dayum, Chief Two Dogs, it is getting cold, maybe we should drag all our gear on sticks and go somewhere else warmer?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -I need a mission statement!- at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (eTZoJ)
Fuck, I had to school my teachers in 3rd and 5th grades.
Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (85Gof)
is the password unique for each participant ?
Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (iTXRQ)
I learned all my English grammar by learning German. It never made sense before. "Linking verbs", sheesh-
who cares!
Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (85Gof)
This is correct.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 15, 2020 09:34 PM (b5LwA)
I've never gotten over the fact that Trump fooled the entire press corps over who his campaign manager was in 2016, and they have never, as far as I know, even commented on that fact.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:34 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Sly and the Family Rock at July 15, 2020 09:34 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
ugggh
must be infuriating
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:34 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 09:34 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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It's my understanding that ain't nobody got no time for none of that up in here.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:34 PM (Yodqd)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (iTXRQ)
What military were you in ? The one I was in would never keep some shit like that straight.
Posted by: Can't Believe What I'm Seeing at July 15, 2020 09:35 PM (APSEi)
During sexual harassment training I was asked the following question by the presenter; "You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?"
My answer, no shit; "Well, what does she look like?"
I had to re-take the training. But was a hero for a day.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (3H9h1)
Option 2: "EXCUSE ME! Whose wife are you accusing of being an adulterous slut?!?"
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 09:35 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 15, 2020 09:35 PM (yQpMk)
As currency.
Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (ELgVT)
Why didn't I think of that?
We could have kept Manhattan and been wheeling and dealing as a financial center!
Posted by: Chief Two Dogs at July 15, 2020 09:35 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (iTXRQ)
For each session.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:35 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (85Gof)
It's systematic! Hydromatic! Why, it's Greased Lightning!
Posted by: Boone at July 15, 2020 09:35 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (85Gof)
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You forgot to add the last words "You know the drill."
Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Eromero at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (XhWtx)
You're alive !
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 09:31 PM
I've been called a grammar Nazi more than once in my life...I have that teacher to thank for that!
BTW- getting ready to start "Big Trouble". I think that was your recommendation a few Sundays ago?
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (qe5CM)
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Ah, the female sexual harassment measurement device. Well played.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (Yodqd)
Posted by: Miklosywylleargon at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (QzkSJ)
During sexual harassment training I was asked the following question by the presenter; "You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?"
My answer, no shit; "Well, what does she look like?"
I had to re-take the training. But was a hero for a day.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (3H9h1)
There should be some sort of medal for this.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (dOV9E)
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Because it never ends.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (Eicbe)
No phones, no lights, no motorcars....
Posted by: Mookie at July 15, 2020 09:32 PM (3vIkC)
Like Robinson Crusoe. It's primitive as can be
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (F6+yA)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM (AwPyG)
I liked Parscale, but if he has the stench of Ivanka and her wispy spouse, he needs replacing.
Personally, I wouldn't mind being covered in Ivanka stench, IYKWIM. But I'm a Moron, so that follows...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2020 09:37 PM (EGyGV)
Hire her.
Posted by: Huggy Bear at July 15, 2020 09:37 PM (XzT/D)
Thanks to those dictionaries, I was probably the only middle schooler in town who knew what a "collateral adjective" was.
Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2020 09:38 PM (oZuI0)
I teach a filthy foreign gutter language. I'm new to it, it's a late career move. At my first parent-teacher night I remarked that the whole notion of grammar seemed to have been overlooked in English.
A parent came up to me afterwards and said I'm a teacher, here's something you should know, that whole subject-verb agreement thing went out of fashion.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 15, 2020 09:27 PM
That parent was an asshole. Subject-verb agreement is an elementary level skill that students need to know. Giving up on teaching it is damned lazy.
I had a remedial 8th grade class doing SAT practices and guess what they got wrong? Pronouns-antecedent agreement.
Evidently, the good colleges that require SAT or ACT didn't get the memo that grammar doesn't matter. So my write-like-ya-talk students had to learn that when the sentence says "The boy took ___ backpack to school." the correct answer is "his," not "their." Little minds blown!
I also taught them how to correctly write nonsexist sentences in which subjects, verbs, and pronouns agreed. So they can write grammatically-correct sentences that fly under the radar of the PC jerks.
Posted by: NaughtySchoolteacher at July 15, 2020 09:38 PM (/+bwe)
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You can't fuckin beleive what they are calling this bullshit diveristy training: " Enduring Conversation"???
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Because it never ends.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 09:36 PM
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And you must endure it to keep your job.
Posted by: irright at July 15, 2020 09:38 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: SMH at July 15, 2020 09:34 PM (RU4sa)
Or WOPA, the warrant officer protection agency. also known as the warrant office liberation front or WOLF.
Posted by: BifBewalski at July 15, 2020 09:38 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 15, 2020 07:54 PM (ZCiJZ)
I'm seriously late to this thread, and that wasn't me, but I'm kind of tempted to put some of those up myself.
My thoughts: who the hell removed it, and why?
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at July 15, 2020 09:38 PM (OX9vb)
Also, after 3 months of "working as a consultant" I have my first job interview tomorrow. Wish me luck.
Posted by: Timon at July 15, 2020 09:39 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: artemis
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Understandable. They only do the 'gozintas' in 6th grade. Percentages are in 7th.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2020 09:39 PM (Rvt88)
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It's sort of fascinating that we've reached the point where we're racist if we don't assume all black men recently took drugs and should not be expected to obey the law. To the point to where we're having training to make sure we understand.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:39 PM (Yodqd)
Posted by: Miklos el Yucateco at July 15, 2020 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: artemis
Common core math and all that "brilliant" stuff...
Posted by: Timon at July 15, 2020 09:40 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: Moonbeam
Good !
I hope you enjoy it !
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 09:40 PM (arJlL)
Sure you need to learn grammar at some point. You need to be able to write and read to be truly educated. But the first rule of language is you have to be able to speak it and understand it.
"The thing is" t.m., natives don't learn to speak their language at school, they learn it at home. There is a reason populations are judged by literacy. Every native can speak their own language at least enough to be understood. But so many come out of college after studying a foreign language with no chance of having a conversation in that language.
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 09:40 PM (hHxp2)
During sexual harassment training I was asked the following question by the presenter; "You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?"
My answer, no shit; "Well, what does she look like?"
I had to re-take the training. But was a hero for a day.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (3H9h1)
Option 2: "EXCUSE ME! Whose wife are you accusing of being an adulterous slut?!?"
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 09:35 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Option 3: "Is she the one with whom I'm having an affair?"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 09:40 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:39 PM (Yodqd)
The training is entirely about you knowing who is in charge, namely the Radical Left.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:40 PM (dOV9E)
I had to re-take the training. But was a hero for a day.
"Is she hot?" Totally worth it!
Posted by: t-bird at July 15, 2020 09:40 PM (CTJwJ)
"Trump is playing the press again. Brad Parscale is "out" as campaign manager, and "moved" to another position."
Parscale wasn't taking control of things. He gave the RNC Trump's donor list and they were sending out some really aggressive texts and Parscale just shrugged it off saying "it wasn't us, it was the RNC". People were pissed, they told him quit making excuses and take care of the problem, it's your campaign.
Posted by: lowandslow at July 15, 2020 09:41 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2020 09:42 PM (CTJwJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
It means they changed the minority rights rules and names just in time before you became a minority? So, even as a minority, you're still "the system," see?
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 09:42 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 15, 2020 09:41 PM (4thlk)
Ah, that's plausible. More of a brilliant technician than an executive.
Posted by: Splunge at July 15, 2020 09:42 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Fooled Around And Fell In Love at July 15, 2020 09:43 PM (OJ84k)
Posted by: Cheri at July 15, 2020 09:43 PM (IB1Pj)
"Environmental" harassment means that even if you werent' given a quid pro quo sexual harassment, you can sue the company for creating a toxic environment.
If the brass can show they held training, and disciplined people who did bad, they are off the hook for punitive damages.
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:43 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: artemis
Common core math and all that "brilliant" stuff...
Posted by: Timon at July 15, 2020 09:40 PM
I wonder if she could have figured it out if it was a Filene's Basement sale (is that reference too old?).
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:43 PM (qe5CM)
status/1283572084770144256
According to Vice news, twitter will ban people who post these screen shots proving Twitter manually edits trends and manufacturers consent, contrary to congressional testimony.
If I as a journalist get nuked for this, fair enough.
So long, friends.
(the twitter hack screenshots are getting good. Release the DMs!)
Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 15, 2020 09:43 PM (wwuka)
Twitter Is Removing Images of Internal Tool Sources Say Enables Account Takeover
After a wave of account takeovers, screenshots of an internal Twitter user administration tool are being shared in the hacking underground.
https://twitter.com/vm20201/status/
1283577526367981568
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:43 PM (TOyHQ)
The Amerindians did have the wheel (it was a commonplace in toys), but the lack of draft animals made it well nigh useless. Humans carted, but that was about it.
Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2020 09:43 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
systexic...umm..Symtemic..Ima have to get back on That.
Posted by: Rev. Al Sharptone at July 15, 2020 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Moonbeam
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The best part of Filene's? Women taking their duds off in the aisles to try stuff on. Hilarious.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2020 09:44 PM (Rvt88)
I like to keep up on things. Where can I get the latest in sexual harassment training?
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2020 09:42 PM
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Have you got a remote door lock button yet? You should really get a remote door lock button.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at July 15, 2020 09:45 PM (RVcmP)
"Fuck her."
Posted by: Zod at July 15, 2020 09:45 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:33 PM (85Gof)
Well that is important.
Unlike apparently fire drill training on a certain ship.
Cause you don't want to be out to see and have a systemic racism emergency and not know how to act. Why, feelings could get hurt. And fire's never done nuffin, it's just turning it's life around and everything, so you should just give it a break.
Posted by: Bete at July 15, 2020 09:45 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: lowandslow at July 15, 2020 09:41 PM (4thlk)
RNC mission accomplished. Along with having now a sh!t list at hand.
Posted by: The artist formerly known (for 1 day) as smh at July 15, 2020 09:45 PM (BRkq2)
if we don't assume all black men recently took drugs and should not be
expected to obey the law. To the point to where we're having training
to make sure we understand. Posted by: Charles Darwin
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The "understanding" isn't the objective, the objective is the process of "controlling". Accusing a large group of people that they are doing something terrible as part of their normal lives is actually social conditioning - to make the targets compliant with the orders delivered by those who would be their masters.
Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (Yodqd)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (arJlL)
I'm naked, except for a pair of cowboy boots.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at July 15, 2020 09:45 PM (RVcmP)
Eh, you don't need a remote. The Secret Service people will just watch the door.
Posted by: Bubba C at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (Ojki1)
"Fuck her."
Posted by: Zod
"Married? BJ out back"
Posted by: Miklos from HR On- and Waterboarding at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)
It is, as the kids say, all good.
Posted by: Zod at July 15, 2020 09:47 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: JT at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (arJlL)
I'm naked, except for a pair of cowboy boots.
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (2N7oZ)
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Yeah, but traditionally, cowboy boots are worn on the feet.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 15, 2020 09:47 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Tonypete at July 15, 2020 09:44 PM
BTDT!
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 09:47 PM (qe5CM)
Posted by: Bubba C at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (Ojki1)
"You may want to put some ice on that" - Billy Chuck C
Posted by: Timon at July 15, 2020 09:47 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (Pqytn)
I think there's hope for the future. I was in a big box store's books department and there was a middle school graphic novel called "George Washington" with the subtitle "The history is real! The jokes are not!"
That episode included the tomahawker explaining middle-school-style afterwards that the French officer had it coming for eating his father. "Well, it could have happened."
I was tempted to buy it if I ever have a reading group again.
Posted by: NaughtySchoolteacher at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Timon at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: Shep at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (dQF3z)
It is, as the kids say, all good.
Posted by: Zod
No forwarding address under it, one hopes.
Posted by: Shiny Happy Miklos People at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)
He was always the digital guy. No surprise that he is back in that role.
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (zr5Kq)
We were hungry.
Posted by: Early Indians at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (ELgVT)
Posted by: Cheri at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (IB1Pj)
"Fuck her."
Posted by: Zod
"Married? BJ out back"
Posted by: Miklos from HR On- and Waterboarding at July 15, 2020 09:46 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm single but it still depends on how Hawt she is.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 15, 2020 09:50 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:50 PM (Yodqd)
Also kinda' disappointed.
Posted by: Can't Believe What I'm Seeing at July 15, 2020 09:50 PM (APSEi)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 15, 2020 09:50 PM (IYHxL)
Dark chocolate - yes
Caramels - no thanks
Salted - no way !
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 09:50 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 09:51 PM (zr5Kq)
This is #winning?
WTF over?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 15, 2020 09:51 PM (RkalO)
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:51 PM (TOyHQ)
middle-school-style afterwards that the French officer had it coming for
eating his father. "Well, it could have happened."
I was tempted to buy it if I ever have a reading group again.
Posted by: NaughtySchoolteacher at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (/+bwe)
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I want that book.
Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 09:51 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 15, 2020 09:50 PM (IYHxL)
Congratulations!! Now make sure you know how to use it and not wave it around like some recent St Louis residents...
Posted by: Timon at July 15, 2020 09:51 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 15, 2020 09:52 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 15, 2020 09:52 PM (IYHxL)
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I take it slut-shaming is out.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 09:52 PM (Eicbe)
We're giving citizens the opportunity to step into an officer's shoes using our VirTra Use-of-Force simulator. Find out how you would react when confronted by a potentially dangerous person, and receive feedback from real police instructors. Watch to find out more:
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Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 15, 2020 09:52 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM (85Gof)
Told my drivers, a good day for me...and you, is no phone calls.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 09:52 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: fly gal at July 15, 2020 09:53 PM (6CtMt)
Ha! I just filed my taxes, with two hours before the deadline.
🎶 Push it to the limit
Walk along the razor's edge
But don't look down, just keep your head
Or you'll be finished 🎶
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2020 09:53 PM (oJN+m)
Posted by: Russkilitlover at July 15, 2020 09:53 PM (99Nt9)
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 09:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Tell me something positive that does not involve this stupid fucking vaccine that no sane person will ever inject into their body.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 15, 2020 09:53 PM (RkalO)
middle-school-style afterwards that the French officer had it coming for
eating his father. "Well, it could have happened."
I was tempted to buy it if I ever have a reading group again.
Posted by: NaughtySchoolteacher at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (/+bwe)
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I want that book.
Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 09:51 PM (Pqytn)
I recall TJM was writing a fantasy/history book on that incident at one point.
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (eTZoJ)
Posted by: James at July 15, 2020 09:15 PM (qM84C)
The media.
Posted by: jsg at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (NtGMm)
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Like lowering speed limits because traffic deaths are down by 98% after people are driving ten thousand additional miles every year.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (Yodqd)
Posted by: Cheri at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (IB1Pj)
Healthcare is whiteness.
Posted by: National Museum of African American History & Culture at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (hHxp2)
I lean in close, look her up and down and say 'How YOU doin'?'
Posted by: DB- just DB. Proud Free-facer! at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (iTXRQ)
Let your joy shine like 1000 suns.
Posted by: Daybreak at July 15, 2020 09:55 PM (BRkq2)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 15, 2020 09:55 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:55 PM (TOyHQ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent
is that really the name?
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (hHxp2)
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It probably has a clever nickname.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2020 09:55 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 15, 2020 09:55 PM (RkalO)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (Qhz2y)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Just thinking outside the box here, so humor me.
They did have buffalo.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (QLf0x)
Posted by: Fritz at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (95j/9)
Govs all over the country - both parties - are walking the plank over the corona crap.
My theory ? Govs - like 90% of all pols - are loyal to their party. Not their voters. The GOP and DNC both want this. I think the why goes beyond Trump. Just a hunch.
Posted by: Can't Believe What I'm Seeing at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (APSEi)
Posted by: National Museum of African American History & Culture at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (2N7oZ)
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Maybe paying taxes is whiteneness.
Posted by: Axeman at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: forgetful at July 15, 2020 09:57 PM (OJ84k)
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:58 PM (TOyHQ)
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You joke, but you don't want to do that internet search for percentages.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 09:58 PM (Yodqd)
They did have buffalo.
But enough about my 10th and 11th wives.
*ba dum sh*
Posted by: Atuahulpa at July 15, 2020 09:58 PM (RkalO)
https://www.dni.gov/index.php/features/2753-53-hpsci-transcripts
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 15, 2020 09:58 PM (7Ezdo)
The news is pronouncing it Rice . That was the guy shot and killed by the Michigan female sheriff . He was stopped as the suspect in a stabbing earlier of a 77 year old guy over a dispute of the stabber refusing to wear a mask. The stabber worked for the State. Could be two more Covid deaths.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent
is that really the name?
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 09:54 PM (hHxp2)
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It probably has a clever nickname.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2020 09:55 PM (wPVhA)
sorry, I got triggered lol It was amalgam of Communist Party of China and CCCP. I know those letters are used for many of compact weapon but the name sounded funny to me at the moment lol. I remember the PPK but it was a heavy compact gun and could use some updating.
Posted by: Quint at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (QLf0x)
So domesticate the buffalo, or just drive them off a cliff?
Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Native Americans at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (QLf0x)
They didn't domesticate anything.
They weren't cogent enough to grasp the concept.
and they ate all the horses that were originally here
Posted by: Braenyard at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (SKXSf)
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 09:58 PM (TOyHQ)
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You know who had a Walther as his personal weapon?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: Early Indians at July 15, 2020 09:49 PM (ELgVT)
--Y'all et the horses. The Indo-Europeans in Central Asia 7,000 years ago thought, "Hey, maybe instead of eating these, how about we use them for milk, labour, and transport?"
Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (KVS6+)
You and Mr are on my prayer list.
Posted by: Flyover at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 09:51 PM
It was one in a series called "Action Presidents."
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 15, 2020 10:00 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (wPVhA)
QEII ?
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 10:00 PM (zr5Kq)
This is #winning?
WTF over?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 15, 2020 09:51 PM
Are Alabama's numbers as reliable as Florida's? I was just wondering what the incentive is for Florida's Dept. of Health to so massively inflate their numbers? To make DeSantis look bad?
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 15, 2020 10:01 PM (qe5CM)
My answer, no shit; "Well, what does she look like?"
I had to re-take the training. But was a hero for a day.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 15, 2020 09:30 PM
(3H9h1)
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LOL! You would be my hero!
So, what is the HR's approved response to the scenario?
"Hey Bob, your wife was coming on to me at the party last Saturday night." Either Bob knows and doesn't care, or it's a complete shock and knowledge of the betrayal wounds his marriage...in which case you are suddenly in an awkward relationship with Bob. Or he is in denial and calls you a liar, in which case you are in an awkward relationship with Bob.
I guess replying "Sorry, I'm ghey" is right out.
Posted by: fly gal at July 15, 2020 10:01 PM (6CtMt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
I know!
As of today, thathalfrican!
Posted by: vmom 2020 's tale of teigen twitterazism at July 15, 2020 10:01 PM (TOyHQ)
Ive decided that the demand for masks is just cover for governors who are too afraid to tell their constituents to not pick their noses and to wash their hands after pooping.
Posted by: LASue at July 15, 2020 10:01 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, So Very Tired at July 15, 2020 10:01 PM (x8Wzq)
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I'm also willing to bet a large sum of money that the vast majority of that statistic are because of Birmingham.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 10:02 PM (Yodqd)
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 10:02 PM (zr5Kq)
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*eyeroll*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2020 10:02 PM (wPVhA)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 15, 2020 10:02 PM (AiZBA)
They did have buffalo.
Posted by: eleven at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (QLf0x)
--Don't be daft.
Buffalo are not domesticable.
Just because a beast is big and dumb does not mean we can train it.
Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2020 10:03 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 10:03 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 15, 2020 10:03 PM (oJN+m)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 15, 2020 10:03 PM (eTZoJ)
During sexual harassment training I was asked the following question by the presenter; "You are at a party, a co-worker's wife is being sexually aggressive. What would you do?"
No
Don't Touch Me There
This Is
My No No Square
Posted by: Big Fag at July 15, 2020 10:03 PM (NtGMm)
Five "things" and you got an automatic "F."
I thoughtlessly used "thing" once in an in-class essay. By B+ became a C+.
I never made that mistake again.
Posted by: zombie at July 15, 2020 07:33 PM (HEEq1)
That's kind of stupid. There are legitimate uses for the word, or it wouldn't exist.
Posted by: Mrs. Lot at July 15, 2020 10:04 PM (e0xZ4)
LINK: https://www.ryandunlavey.com/action-presidents
"Real History! Fake Jokes!" Sounds promising.
Posted by: mrp at July 15, 2020 10:04 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: logprof at July 15, 2020 10:03 PM (oZuI0)
Explain Alan Grayson then.
Posted by: jsg at July 15, 2020 10:05 PM (NtGMm)
Posted by: Ben Had at July 15, 2020 09:56 PM (Qhz2y)
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LOL! Thanks!
Posted by: fly gal at July 15, 2020 10:06 PM (6CtMt)
Posted by: klaftern at July 15, 2020 07:38 PM (RuIsu)
Kind of everything a Kubelwagen wasn't.
(drops Mrs. Lot sock)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2020 10:07 PM (e0xZ4)
Posted by: artemis at July 15, 2020 10:07 PM (AwPyG)
I'm also willing to bet a large sum of money that the vast majority of that statistic are because of Birmingham.
But my point is ---WHO FUCKING CARES?
I know let's send the US Mercy down to fucking Mobile for month. Wanns bet NOBODY's " sick " asses show up in those COVID dedicated beds?
The hospitals are LYING. The clinics are LYING.
EVERYBODY is LYING about the numbers.
Greg Abbot. Kay Ivey. Do Not EVER Forget that these assholes are willing to order you to strap Communist shit-sponges to your face rather than deal with the actual problems of governance in a way that actually respects the Constitution.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 15, 2020 10:07 PM (RkalO)
You know who had a Walther as his personal weapon?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 15, 2020 09:59 PM (wPVhA)
QEII ?
Posted by: runner at July 15, 2020 10:00 PM (zr5Kq)
Nah. Queen Liz shoots Lee/Enfields.
https://tinyurl.com/y92axs7o
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 15, 2020 10:07 PM (EGyGV)
Remind me, what was Donald Trump's catch phrase on The Apprentice? Trump fires people all the time, just the way he does things. Sorry, firing the campaign manager means nothing - its just Trump keeping the campaign people on their toes.
Posted by: An Observation at July 15, 2020 10:10 PM (jyyTN)
But my point is ---WHO FUCKING CARES?
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I don't disagree, but the joke is that Birmingham is a sh*thole, and, same as everywhere else, it's the sh*tholes full of people that can't wash the poop off their hands before going to prepare food at Kentucky Fried Chicken that require the non-sh*thole folks in rural Podunk, AL to close down their churches and lock themselves in their bedrooms.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 15, 2020 10:13 PM (Yodqd)
He was pronounced deceased by first responders
Posted by: x at July 15, 2020 07:46 PM (nFwvY)
Approached by CBS for an interview, Saleh said, "That's me, all over."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2020 10:13 PM (e0xZ4)
EVERYBODY is LYING about the numbers....
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 15, 2020 10:07 PM (RkalO)
Well, "lying" is such an old fashioned, honest, and oppressive word!
Did you not learn in the Smithsonian Museum thread that "emphasis on scientific method," "objective, rational linear thinking," "cause and effect relationships," and "quantitative emphasis" are all "aspects and assumptions of Whiteness," along with "progress is always better" and "planning for the future"? Stop the oppression!
Posted by: Daybreak at July 15, 2020 10:24 PM (BRkq2)
Check out this clip from 2020 The Movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3TwzTtCG0
Posted by: Jeannebodine at July 15, 2020 08:22 PM (t1tHS)
No! You can't make me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2020 10:27 PM (ZBWHO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 15, 2020 08:46 PM (oDRcK)
He's more venal than venable. Got to keep those $oro$ dollar$ rolling in.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 15, 2020 10:38 PM (oNakO)
Posted by: Agent Wo Fat at July 15, 2020 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: always ahead of the curve at July 15, 2020 10:48 PM (wwuka)
My answer, no shit; "Bob, you need to pork your old lady more often, so she isn't wandering off the farm and bothering the neighbors, know what I mean?"
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at July 15, 2020 11:13 PM (7Ezdo)
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at July 16, 2020 12:35 AM (SH7Tr)
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