Brutal: Rick Wilson Goes In For a Powder-Puff Interview With Steven Colbert's Leftwing Lunatic Staffers, But Gets Roasted as a Warmongering Liar and Thieving Grifter

This starts out as the typical Trump Bash.

But it gets better.

Rick Wilson is very unhappy by the end.

He thought he was now bestest fweinds with the nice people on the televised left!

Nope! Ugly duckling still ugly!

Update: A friend says that you can see Rick Wilson beginning to stand up to leave, but he changes his mind and sits his fat thumb ass back down.

Tears of a Clownworld Cv*k

Kidding on the square?

😂 https://t.co/NCyacB8s7v
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) July 14, 2020

Posted by: Ace at 02:13 PM

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1 This post is as slanted as ace's shelves.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Finding an Unmasked Zooey Deschanel Clone at July 14, 2020 02:12 PM (+dsLj)

2 almost...

Posted by: SturmToddler at July 14, 2020 02:13 PM (8D42x)

3 They do know where the Nazis got a great deal of their gold, yes?

Masks falling all around.

Posted by: trev006 at July 14, 2020 02:13 PM (O2y/K)

4 Colbert's staff is undoubtedly of like mind to the shock troop imbeciles over at the NYT.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2020 02:13 PM (oVJmc)

5 When will a piano fall on Wilson's head already?

The karma, it cries out for it.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Finding an Unmasked Zooey Deschanel Clone at July 14, 2020 02:13 PM (+dsLj)

6 Sup

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 14, 2020 02:13 PM (/8H/I)

7 Primum?

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at July 14, 2020 02:14 PM (d6PIl)

8 I was always going to eat you, I just lied about when I would.

Posted by: The Crocodile goes Tick-Tock at July 14, 2020 02:14 PM (vqidl)

9 TheRickWilson's Pirate-Cock-Shaped Mouth hardest hit.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 14, 2020 02:14 PM (TSNUS)

10 awesome result

Posted by: DanMan at July 14, 2020 02:14 PM (XTiHL)

11 I hope Nichols and Wilson give each other increasingly virulent strains of drug-resistant AIDS

Posted by: The Two Yoots at July 14, 2020 02:14 PM (6MoD2)

12 Prick should always remember-- no one likes a traitor.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2020 02:15 PM (oVJmc)

13 Unhappy Rick is best Rick. I wonder if he was wearing his KKK underwear?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2020 02:15 PM (ptqGC)

14 You know, I would cut Ricky some slack.

It must be tough going through life with a head that resembles male genitalia after its had several bouts of testicular cancer treatments.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Finding an Unmasked Zooey Deschanel Clone at July 14, 2020 02:15 PM (+dsLj)

15 So you're saying the crocodiles are hungry and the NTers are close at hand.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at July 14, 2020 02:16 PM (eaBOX)

16 He's a failed lizard illuminati. They booted his scaly ass, now he's a Never Lizard.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 14, 2020 02:16 PM (COzlW)

17 11 I hope Nichols and Wilson give each other increasingly virulent strains of drug-resistant AIDS
Posted by: The Two Yoots at July 14, 2020 02:14 PM (6MoD2)

With PPNG and eye shingles.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2020 02:16 PM (s2VJv)

18 Rick has a set of ears on him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2020 02:16 PM (ptqGC)

19 Zombie Abe Lincoln might just come back in his Vampire Hunter persona and kick these grifters' pathetic asses.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 14, 2020 02:17 PM (1ZeCH)

20 "But I'm on your side!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 14, 2020 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

21 It's OK Ricky, just pull out a couple of Zimas from your... cooler.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at July 14, 2020 02:17 PM (BeYX8)

22 A bit of cholesterol from that one.

Posted by: The Crocodile goes Tick-Tock at July 14, 2020 02:17 PM (vqidl)

23 Noted pirate seeks shelter in Jacobin port, hilarity ensues.

Posted by: El Kabong at July 14, 2020 02:17 PM (datdl)

24 You promised to kill me last!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2020 02:17 PM (ptqGC)

25 Guess they had eaten everyone else, eh Ricky?

Posted by: No one at July 14, 2020 02:17 PM (6WtXA)

26 Even money says pirate Rick still owns that stars and bars cooler.

Posted by: Fortcoins at July 14, 2020 02:17 PM (FOoyO)

27 They will allow him into the Herd.
But first they must break him.

Posted by: Zod at July 14, 2020 02:17 PM (qXNVo)

28 So fed up with the wrong speak and wrong think.

Are we there yet? (To wherever it's we are going. Ugh!)

Posted by: Floridachick at July 14, 2020 02:18 PM (J14e3)

29 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 14, 2020 02:19 PM (arJlL)

30 Clown nose on, Rick?

Posted by: No one at July 14, 2020 02:19 PM (6WtXA)

31

"But, but, but, I did my best inbred-Ozark-rube accent with Don Lemon!!!!"

- - Rick Wilson

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2020 02:19 PM (s2VJv)

32 At least the Ugly Duckling had hope for the future.

Posted by: IP at July 14, 2020 02:19 PM (gPZ9i)

33 Is dunking on Wilson the "unity" that The Lincoln Project is always crowing about?

Posted by: El Kabong at July 14, 2020 02:19 PM (datdl)

34 Rick Wilson?

Didn't he play the volleyball in that Tom Hanks movie?

Posted by: Donny Brook at July 14, 2020 02:19 PM (819Go)

35 We know you have to go Hoover up some rube cash...

That's comedy GOLD, Jerry!

Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2020 02:19 PM (ZfRYq)

36 Rick and his wife threw their son under the bus and blamed the cooler on him.

I'll bet dinner conversations are fun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2020 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

37 Little Ricky had some splainin' to do.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 14, 2020 02:20 PM (COzlW)

38 They will allow him into the Herd.
But first they must break him.
Posted by: Zod at July 14, 2020 02:17 PM (qXNVo)

If he wants their protection, he's going to have to suck a lot of dick.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 14, 2020 02:20 PM (SgjGX)

39 That picture :

This guy photographs like a diseased penis in a medical journal.

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2020 02:20 PM (QwqXk)

40 Penis face. Looks like he can't even squat his own body weight.

Posted by: Max Power at July 14, 2020 02:20 PM (q177U)

41 36 Rick and his wife threw their son under the bus and blamed the cooler on him.

I'll bet dinner conversations are fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2020 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

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"That lie put dinner on your plate, young man! Now eat it!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 14, 2020 02:20 PM (LvTSG)

42 But Gets Roasted as a Warmongering Liar and Thieving Grifter

They're...not wrong. Finally, some good, honest reporting.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:20 PM (FtO5h)

43 The Rick Wilson has a face I could sacrifice the knuckles on both hands to rearrange.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2020 02:20 PM (o2MD2)

44 Yeah they still hate him and his kind no matter how much he tries to kiss up to the left. He has no friends except the neocon chamber of commerce types.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2020 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

45 I meant to do that. I'm a pirate.

Posted by: Rick (Dixie) Wilson at July 14, 2020 02:21 PM (pYQR/)

46 He'll always have Don Lemon...

or maybe not.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2020 02:21 PM (ptqGC)

47 Rick Wilson gets my vote for Person Most Likely to Become a Penis.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 14, 2020 02:21 PM (VpIIl)

48 34 Rick Wilson?

Didn't he play the volleyball in that Tom Hanks movie?

I thought it was guitar in the B-52s.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:21 PM (FtO5h)

49 The Rick Wilson has a face I could sacrifice the knuckles on both hands to rearrange.

******************

Why sacrifice? That's what brass knuckles are for.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Finding an Unmasked Zooey Deschanel Clone at July 14, 2020 02:21 PM (+dsLj)

50 Even woke Lesbians who (used to) work for the NY Times are further ahead of the curve than this bald loser.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (gtdYu)

51 Not a very experty expert.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (pw+jk)

52 34 Rick Wilson?

Didn't he play the volleyball in that Tom Hanks movie?
Posted by: Donny Brook at July 14, 2020 02:19 PM (819Go)

And in Top Gun.

He's Hollywood's go to orb for that role.

Posted by: Bete at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (Ojki1)

53 I was in on the joke the whole time. I'm roguish.

Posted by: Rick (Dixie) Wilson at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (pYQR/)

54 Betcha the fucker triples down thinking "If I just try harder, they'll accept me!!!!!"

Putting the "idiot" in "useful idiot".

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (OUMaO)

55 Rick and his wife threw their son under the bus and blamed the cooler on him.

So they raised a raaaacis'?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (oVJmc)

56

Isn't that the guy who was making fun of the hicks and rubes?

LOL

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (lg/F7)

57 If you turn that picture of Rick Wilson upside down it looks like a retarded coconut with a toupee.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (VpIIl)

58 Somewhere a urinal is missing a picture of his face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

59 The Left must think it is in the bag when they start going after their controlled opposition/Never Trumpers. Like all revolutions, the most fervent (and, in this case, grifty) are first against the wall.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (puu6v)

60 47 Rick Wilson gets my vote for Person Most Likely to Become a Penis.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 14, 2020 02:21 PM (VpIIl)

Peenocchio.

Every time he tells a lie, he looks like a bigger and bigger dick.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (6FeV1)

61 Wick Rilson can, so far as I am concerned, get cancer and die screaming in a feculent puddle of Hillary's vomit.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (2JVJo)

62 Confederate Cooler sounds like a bar drink.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (FtO5h)

63 I never got the ugly duckling story. The happy ending was that his friends abandoned him before his new friends were murdered around him, and he was only safe with people who accepted him because of superficial appearance?

Wait, I think I see the relevance to life in 2020.

Posted by: No one at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (6WtXA)

64 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (bDqIh)

65 You can't continue to call yourself a conservative no matter how much you bash other conservatives and be accepted by the Left. They will use those people but never accept them. You must assimilate completely. Like David Brock.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 14, 2020 02:23 PM (2DOZq)

66 I do buy that they are ignorant or willfully blind enough to not realize where their money is coming from

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2020 02:23 PM (KZzsI)

67 59 The Left must think it is in the bag when they start going after their controlled opposition/Never Trumpers. Like all revolutions, the most fervent (and, in this case, grifty) are first against the wall.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (puu6v)

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I wouldn't read that much into this.

Rick Wilson is a dumb opportunist who's dumb. It's always fair game to insult him no matter your political beliefs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 14, 2020 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

68 Only a true believer like Rick Wilson can believe the nonsense he's spouting.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 14, 2020 02:23 PM (WEBkv)

69 The Lincoln Project ads run on Fox in heavy rotation, they are some of the most repugnant, vile, slanderous piles of garbage I've ever seen.

I would not object to some manifestation of the universe giving painful ass cancer to everyone involved in that sorry group.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2020 02:23 PM (6OsHE)

70 57 OMG you're right

Posted by: CN at July 14, 2020 02:23 PM (ONvIw)

71 58 Somewhere a urinal is missing a picture of his face.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (ptqGC)

Marketing opportunity: Cuck faces on urinal cakes and splash mats.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2020 02:23 PM (s2VJv)

72 He mistook the Stars and Bars for a pirate flag.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2020 02:23 PM (ptqGC)

73 >>Confederate Cooler sounds like a bar drink.

Sounds like a bartles and james flavor.

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2020 02:23 PM (QwqXk)

74 That picture :

This guy photographs like a diseased penis in a medical journal.
Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2020 02:20 PM (QwqXk)

Well, a Medical Journal was the only publication that would have him

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2020 02:23 PM (gtdYu)

75 Rick has a set of ears on him.

His head looks like a taxi cab with the doors open.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 14, 2020 02:23 PM (HaL55)

76 I am sorry, but isn't a cartoon comedy "news" show the very definition of fake news?

WTF was he thinking? Hey, I've spent a ton of time shitting on you guys, but I hate Trump, so you love me, right?

Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2020 02:24 PM (ZfRYq)

77 Trump ad:
"The president has his detractors, but one thing no one can deny is that he is loyal"
(Footage of Flynn, Stone)
"Loyalty goes a long way. When you circle the wagons with those you trust, you're watching their backs, and they're watching yours."
(Image of British infantry square at Quatre Bras)
"Loyalty isn't always easy, though. Sometimes doing the hard things isn't as much fun as letting yourself go"
(Leather-clad party at alternative-lifestyle bar)
"But if you let yourself go, no one will be watching your back. Except those who are watching your back."
(Rick Wilson. Then, newd Rick Wilson being broken)
"Good luck, Rick Wilson. Team Trump wants to remind you that it hurts more if you flinch. Keep America Great."

Posted by: Zod at July 14, 2020 02:24 PM (yvnmY)

78 Any publicity is good publicity. I'm a Republican political consultant.

Posted by: Rick (Dixie) Wilson at July 14, 2020 02:24 PM (pYQR/)

79 This is awesome, and it makes me very happy.

However.

For the same energy and time, these Colbert assholes could have done any number of real stories, like say "looking into the details fo COVID and discovering it's different."

Fuck every last one of them.

Posted by: Innagaddadavida at July 14, 2020 02:24 PM (hpbeA)

80 This cocksucker titled his new book "Running Against the Devil"

I.....am a little shocked at his use of the word Devil. What a fucking piece of human shit.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 14, 2020 02:24 PM (/8H/I)

81 It must be tough going through life with a head that resembles male genitalia after its had several bouts of testicular cancer treatments.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Finding an Unmasked Zooey Deschanel Clone at July 14, 2020 02:15 PM (+dsLj)

It fascinates me that someone who resembles a wang has less testosterone than Selena Gomez.

Posted by: trev006 at July 14, 2020 02:24 PM (O2y/K)

82 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 14, 2020 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

83 Is this the Left letting these cucks know that their usefulness has officially expired, or will expire right after the election?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2020 02:24 PM (bDqIh)

84 If he wants their protection, he's going to have to suck a lot of dick.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 14, 2020 02:20 PM (SgjGX)

Oh, I thought I might have to do something horrible and/or humiliating for the initiation.

Posted by: Rick Wilson, the at July 14, 2020 02:25 PM (Ojki1)

85 Oh, what's that? A NeverTrumper totally unable to read the room?

Shockah~!!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 14, 2020 02:25 PM (ysmsf)

86 If only they would work on making edible food instead of virtue signaling to the progs.

Note: Evidently when you virtue signal the use of capital letters is verboten.

Burger King
@BurgerKing
cow farts & burps are no laughing matter. they release methane, contributing to climate change. that's why we're working to change our cows' diet by adding lemongrass to reduce their emissions by approximately 33%. learn about our ongoing study: http://bk.com/sustainability #CowsMenu
1:33
594.7K views
3:00 AM � Jul 14, 2020�

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 14, 2020 02:25 PM (FBrfY)

87 61
Wick Rilson can, so far as I am concerned, get cancer and die screaming in a feculent puddle of Hillary's vomit.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM (2JVJo

But how do you really feel.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 14, 2020 02:25 PM (vqidl)

88 Stupid cucked out non-entity thinks Colbert is still relevant.

Heh.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2020 02:25 PM (6FeV1)

89 "Running Against the Devil"

Is that a reference to David French's Wilson-supported, er...campaign? Because that 6 days must make for one slim volume.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:26 PM (FtO5h)

90 The Rick Wilson is now the butthurt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 14, 2020 02:26 PM (+y/Ru)

91 I saw a werewolf drinking a Confederate Cooler in Trader Vic's. His hair was not perfect, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2020 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

92 86 If only they would work on making edible food instead of virtue signaling to the progs.

Note: Evidently when you virtue signal the use of capital letters is verboten.

Burger King
@BurgerKing
cow farts & burps are no laughing matter. they release methane, contributing to climate change. that's why we're working to change our cows' diet by adding lemongrass to reduce their emissions by approximately 33%. learn about our ongoing study: http://bk.com/sustainability #CowsMenu
1:33
594.7K views
3:00 AM Jul 14, 2020
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 14, 2020 02:25 PM (FBrfY)

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I feel like shutting down their Twitter account would save the same amount of greenhouse gas emissions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 14, 2020 02:26 PM (LvTSG)

93 Great photo.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at July 14, 2020 02:26 PM (X2Olq)

94 Even more than Rick Wilson or Colbert's staff, I reserve my most fundamental revulsion for the audience that keeps that pathetic amateur hour shitpile on the air.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2020 02:26 PM (oVJmc)

95 Somewhere a urinal is missing a picture of his face.

******

You're not kidding, that face!

Posted by: Carly Fiorina at July 14, 2020 02:26 PM (+dsLj)

96
I wouldn't read that much into this.

Rick Wilson is a dumb opportunist who's dumb. It's always fair game to insult him no matter your political beliefs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 14, 2020 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

I'll give odds Wilson is reading a lot into it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM (puu6v)

97 I normally have to pay extra for that kind of domination and humiliation. This was free!

Posted by: Rick (Dixie) Wilson at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM (pYQR/)

98 89 "Running Against the Devil"

Is that a reference to David French's Wilson-supported, er...campaign? Because that 6 days must make for one slim volume.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:26 PM (FtO5h)

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There's a thirteen chapter analysis of one tweet Nancy French received that said, "Your husband should drop dead."

It's riveting stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

99 that's why we're working to change our cows' diet by adding lemongrass to reduce their emissions by approximately 33

-

Also lemongrass costs half of our current budget and will allow us to make hundreds of millions of additional dollars while charging the same price for the food illegal aliens, high school dropouts, and criminals are preparing for you.

But yeah, global warming.

Posted by: No one at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM (6WtXA)

100 �The Lincoln Project ads run on Fox in heavy rotation, they are some of the most repugnant, vile, slanderous piles of garbage I've ever seen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2020 02:23 PM (6OsHE)

Because Cucks News loves them the Lincoln Project.

Posted by: trev006 at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM (hYHlq)

101 It's commies all the way down.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM (EgshT)

102 96
I wouldn't read that much into this.

Rick Wilson is a dumb opportunist who's dumb. It's always fair game to insult him no matter your political beliefs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 14, 2020 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

I'll give odds Wilson is reading a lot into it.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM (puu6v)

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Further proof that Trump is bad, I'm sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

103 But...but...I did such a great MAGA rube accent on CNN!!!! Don LOVED it!!!!!

*sad, shocked face*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM (ptqGC)

104 Rick and his wife threw their son under the bus and blamed the cooler on him.

So they raised a raaaacis'?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2020 02:22 PM

You might say mom and dad were confederates in that endeavor.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM (COzlW)

105 @BurgerKing
cow farts & burps are no laughing matter. they release methane, contributing to climate change. that's why we're working to change our cows' diet by adding lemongrass to reduce their emissions by approximately 33%. learn about our ongoing study: http://bk.com/sustainability #CowsMenu

I had a very wealthy liberal consult me about a business opportunity he was considering: building cow sheds with fans in the ceiling to catch cow farts and save the planet.

I'm not making this up. How he got all that money is a mystery I still haven't solved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM (YqDXo)

106 Holy crap, that was savage

Posted by: Sobek at July 14, 2020 02:28 PM (x7rgB)

107 Rick Wilson is Benedict Arnold, writ small.

But he'll end up the same, scorned and bereft of respect from all. Bonus if he ends up penniless and having to work as a copywriter for the Thrifty Nickel is some begotten flyover town in a distant wheatfield, far from any metropolis.

His byline could be "Rick Who?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 14, 2020 02:28 PM (QzJWU)

108 I guess Rick forgot about the "take no prisoners" rule

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2020 02:28 PM (3aI0K)

109 Burger King burgers are by far the worst burgers. When They say their vegetable burgers taste just like a Whopper, I'm betting that is right.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 14, 2020 02:28 PM (pw+jk)

110 he Lincoln Project ads run on Fox in heavy rotation, they are some of the most repugnant, vile, slanderous piles of garbage I've ever seen.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 14, 2020 02:23 PM (6OsHE)

Because Cucks News loves them the Lincoln Project.
Posted by: trev006 at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM (hYHlq

The Lincoln Project has as much to do with Lincoln as the Commie Lincoln Brigades in the Spanish Civil War

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2020 02:28 PM (gtdYu)

111 You'd think getting interviewed by cartoons would be a hint.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2020 02:28 PM (1ISKN)

112 His voice makes me want to punch the spot on his face where the words come out.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2020 02:28 PM (3H9h1)

113 105 I'm not making this up. How he got all that money is a mystery I still haven't solved.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM (YqDXo)

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I really don't think it's much of a mystery.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 14, 2020 02:28 PM (LvTSG)

114 Does Burger King still 'flame broil?' It would seem that would be a bigger source of emissions than cow farts.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2020 02:28 PM (oVJmc)

115 Hmmm $16,800,000 divided 30 ways is $56,000, that's not bad for 6 months work and a couple crappy videos.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2020 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

116 Every night I pray for Abe Lincoln to come back from the grave and spray everyone of these assholes houses with an Mk46 for taking his name in vain.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 14, 2020 02:28 PM (GRRw+)

117 Rick has a set of ears on him.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2020 02:16 PM (ptqGC)
********
those are for his life partner to hold unto when the play monkey

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at July 14, 2020 02:28 PM (1Dmt5)

118 I got 2:45 in and couldn't take anymore.

He's getting interviewed by a fucking cartoon.

How and why would I EVER take that seriously?

What a fool.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 14, 2020 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

119 A Confederate Cooler would be 'shine with Georgia peaches, on the rocks.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:29 PM (FtO5h)

120 I saw a Crowdstrike ad on Fox last night. During Tucker too.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 14, 2020 02:29 PM (1ISKN)

121 Note: Evidently when you virtue signal the use of capital letters is verboten.

Burger King
@BurgerKing
cow farts & burps are no laughing matter. they release methane, contributing to climate change. that's why we're working to change our cows' diet by adding lemongrass to reduce their emissions by approximately 33%. learn about our ongoing study: http://bk.com/sustainability #CowsMenu

It should read "Cow Farts and Burps..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 14, 2020 02:29 PM (HaL55)

122 If my balls had less hair on them, they'd resemble Rick Wilson.

Sorry, balls. Just cracking a joke at your expense. You don't really look like this asshoe.

You know who does look like this asshoe?

That's right! My asshole!

But don't tell my asshole I said that. Kinda mean.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 14, 2020 02:29 PM (SX3FQ)

123 Does Burger King still 'flame broil?'

Lets put it this way: the frozen burgers come with "grill lines" pre-seared into them, according to workers at BK.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2020 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

124 My lifelong dream has been dashed.

A reality TV show where southern celebrities guest-bartend in dives all across Dixie.

Called "Stars and Bars".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2020 02:29 PM (6FeV1)

125 I wonder if the total emissions "savings" equates to even one year's energy use at a single restaurant.

Funny how they won't just shut one down.

Posted by: No one at July 14, 2020 02:29 PM (6WtXA)

126 For the same energy and time, these Colbert assholes could have done any number of real stories, like say "looking into the details fo COVID and discovering it's different."

But that would mean educating their audience.

They are in the business of propagandizing their audience.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2020 02:29 PM (2JVJo)

127 34 Rick Wilson?

Didn't he play the volleyball in that Tom Hanks movie?
__________________

No, he auditioned for the role, but they told him he didn't have as much personality and acting range as the ball they eventually cast.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 14, 2020 02:29 PM (k4dH2)

128 Nice shirt if you are a teenager in the 1950s.

What a cuckold doofus.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 14, 2020 02:30 PM (pw+jk)

129 "Running Against the Devil"

That's not how Van Halen sang it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:30 PM (FtO5h)

130 Rick got bent over and pounded without the benefit of lube.

Posted by: Priapism at July 14, 2020 02:30 PM (2cfUo)

131 But that would mean educating their audience.

They are in the business of propagandizing their audience.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2020 02:29 PM (2JVJo)
===

They are agents of The Cathedral.

Posted by: Augustine at July 14, 2020 02:30 PM (BDZWU)

132 >>>79 This is awesome, and it makes me very happy.

However.

For the same energy and time, these Colbert assholes could have done any number of real stories, like say "looking into the details fo COVID and discovering it's different."

...

I think the most you can ask of a cocksucker is that he sucks cock with enthusiasm.

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2020 02:30 PM (cl7ld)

133 So Burger King still sells Dr Pepper and onion rings, right?

Posted by: No one at July 14, 2020 02:30 PM (6WtXA)

134 Because Cucks News loves them the Lincoln Project.
Posted by: trev006 at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM (hYHlq)

This is true.

Posted by: Paul Ryan, Faux news board of directors at July 14, 2020 02:30 PM (Ojki1)

135 Colbert is just reruns. New one every day.

Posted by: klaftern at July 14, 2020 02:31 PM (RuIsu)

136 Somehow The Rick looks like a supercilious meatball.

Maybe I'm being unfair.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 14, 2020 02:31 PM (lgiXo)

137 >>112
His voice makes me want to punch the spot on his face where the words come out. Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 14, 2020 02:28 PM (3H9h1)

Do that, and you'll owe Bangkok Tim a week's worth of lost revenue.

Rick Wilson big draw at Tim's Thai Fun-Boy Glitter Dance-Palis Goody Time.

Posted by: Zod at July 14, 2020 02:31 PM (yvnmY)

138
Thanks, Tom you talentless, dangling hemorrhoid. Now let's let Rick take a break from sniffing Kayleigh McEnany's 8 year old Domino's Tweets and tell us where the $64,000 he and Ben Howe got from Go Fund Me went.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 14, 2020 02:31 PM (bGHB3)

139 Evidently when you virtue signal the use of capital letters is verboten.

Zombie e.e. cummings is writing BK's ad copy!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:31 PM (FtO5h)

140 Traitors are only tolerated by the side they defected to for as long as they're useful.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 14, 2020 02:31 PM (CQ3Qb)

141 Thank you my friend are justice. Puffy red face is big embarrass.

Posted by: Weihan Zhang at July 14, 2020 02:31 PM (6SaTG)

142 I stopped half way through. I would be like watching Hillary being asked "what did you mean when you asked 'why aren't I fifty points ahead?'"

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 14, 2020 02:31 PM (4a9Vv)

143 Banhammer required in Bari W, thread, Ace.
(Xn/8q)

Posted by: andycanuck at July 14, 2020 02:31 PM (TZi47)

144 All you need to know about Rick Wilson is he was genetically cuked by his daughter and has a non-White grandkid.

LOL.

Posted by: Rick Wilson has a daughter who is a single mom to a black baby at July 14, 2020 02:31 PM (XuLyz)

145 102 96
I wouldn't read that much into this.

Rick Wilson is a dumb opportunist who's dumb. It's always fair game to insult him no matter your political beliefs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 14, 2020 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

I'll give odds Wilson is reading a lot into it.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM (puu6v)

=========

Further proof that Trump is bad, I'm sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM (LvTSG)

It could make The Rick Wilson try harder to fight OrangeManBad, yes.

And grift harder.

The grifting part is what got to Wilson. During the '16 campaign, Karl Rove was dismissive of POTUS until he accused The Architect (probably correctly) of ripping off clients.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 14, 2020 02:31 PM (puu6v)

146 Burger King burgers are by far the worst burgers

*****************

I admit I like Burger King, but nowadays I get my fix at Five Guys or In and Out.

Posted by: Two Weeks from Being The Ham in a Zooey Deschanel-Christina Hendricks Sandwich at July 14, 2020 02:32 PM (+dsLj)

147 Lets put it this way: the frozen burgers come with "grill lines" pre-seared into them, according to workers at BK.

*cough*magicmarker*cough*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 14, 2020 02:32 PM (HaL55)

148 There's only one way for The Rick to save himself. He needs to do a music video with Murderin' Joe.

I wonder if he plays the banjo?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2020 02:32 PM (ptqGC)

149 That was a savage and much-deserved beating. More please.

Posted by: fly gal at July 14, 2020 02:32 PM (6CtMt)

150 that's why we're working to change our cows' diet by adding lemongrass to reduce their emissions by approximately 33

-

Also lemongrass costs half of our current budget and will allow us to make hundreds of millions of additional dollars while charging the same price for the food illegal aliens, high school dropouts, and criminals are preparing for you.

But yeah, global warming.
Posted by: No one at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM (6WtXA)

Have you seen any of their latest ads? Nothing but wall-to-wall virtue signalling about their contactless delivery and how all of their workers are huddled up behind the Masks of Cain.

Like Chik-Fil-A, BK is yet another chain that can't go bankrupt fast enough.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2020 02:32 PM (2JVJo)

151 Lemon grass, very chewy
Lets the cows fart less gas
But it's true, that our burgers
Will still taste like flaming ass

Posted by: Peter, Paul and Mary do a jingle at July 14, 2020 02:32 PM (9jTvf)

152 The Rick Wilson has the more problems. Embarrassing prior twats.

https://bit.ly/2DIHVUP

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 14, 2020 02:32 PM (+y/Ru)

153 While Wilson, whoever he is, has burned to the waterline and capsized (long ago), the USS Bonhomme Richard fire is contained to two spots and could be extinguished today. Inspection of engineering spaces showed no damage. Overall structure of ship is sound, fuel is well away from heat or fire.

There was an attempt to activate built-in suppression system when fire started, but it took time to energize the system (dockside, in port, not under way, so some delay) and unfortunately explosion happened during this time, stopping the process and forcing evacuation (this will likely be the key even of the whole story).

Latest update from USN.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 14, 2020 02:32 PM (El6T/)

154 Hmmm $16,800,000 divided 30 ways is $56,000

Sorry, that's 560,000

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2020 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

155 Thanks, Tom you talentless, dangling hemorrhoid. Now let's let Rick take a break from sniffing Kayleigh McEnany's 8 year old Domino's Tweets and tell us where the $64,000 he and Ben Howe got from Go Fund Me went.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 14, 2020 02:31 PM (bGHB3)

Diamond encrusted stirrups.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2020 02:32 PM (6FeV1)

156 Ah, Secret Kings, always laughing. They're not bothered one bit.

Posted by: wte9 at July 14, 2020 02:32 PM (xYr9U)

157 I used to eat Burger king regularly. Ditched them with their first woke commercial. Fukkem. They need me, I don't need them. I have noticed that after years of semi-woke bullshit that McPukils has been keeping a low profile. Or at least I haven't seen overt wokeness in their ad's. It's almost like they get that the left isn't their friend. I could be wrong. I always thought Ronald reminded me of Chester the Molester.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 14, 2020 02:32 PM (o2MD2)

158 151 Lemon grass, very chewy
Lets the cows fart less gas
But it's true, that our burgers
Will still taste like flaming ass

Posted by: Peter, Paul and Mary do a jingle at July 14, 2020 02:32 PM (9jTvf)

(wipes monitor) And this is why I come here!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:33 PM (FtO5h)

159 That's not how Van Halen sang it.

Yeah but if he admits he's running with the Devil, it makes his attacks on Evangelicals for not hating Trump less plausible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2020 02:33 PM (KZzsI)

160 That video was hilarious. Former friend of the blog and penis model Rick Wilson got more and more peeved as they went on slamming him for supporting W. and immediately after their fake Lincoln Project ad he clearly realized it was all a mistake.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2020 02:33 PM (ZGrMX)

161 His voice makes me want to punch the spot on his face where the words come out.

***********************

So you want to punch his ass then?

Posted by: Two Weeks from Being The Ham in a Zooey Deschanel-Christina Hendricks Sandwich at July 14, 2020 02:33 PM (+dsLj)

162 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2020 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

Lying about those numbers should be illegal. It's clearly 6 gorillion, why not?

Posted by: Rick Wilson has a daughter who is a single mom to a black baby at July 14, 2020 02:33 PM (XuLyz)

163 Where does The Rick get the impression he matters?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 14, 2020 02:33 PM (lgiXo)

164 admit I like Burger King, but nowadays I get my fix at Five Guys or In and Out.

-

If you ever see a Cook-Out, try it. Think Five Guys for $6, but with more selection and a few dozen milkshake flavors.

Posted by: No one at July 14, 2020 02:34 PM (6WtXA)

165 >> Even more than Rick Wilson or Colbert's staff, I reserve my most fundamental revulsion for the audience that keeps that pathetic amateur hour shitpile on the air.

Yup.

IIRC, Colbert is good friends with John Podesta.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 14, 2020 02:34 PM (bDqIh)

166 A Confederate Cooler would be 'shine with Georgia peaches, on the rocks.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:29 PM (FtO5h)

If I didn't have to go to work in **checks** half an hour, I could go for a Mason jar full of shine right now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2020 02:34 PM (2JVJo)

167 163 Where does The Rick get the impression he matters?

From the booking agents that keep calling.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:34 PM (FtO5h)

168 There seems to be confirmation that Remus of Woodpile Reports has died (over on American Digest). There should be some sort of announcement at Woodpile Reports soon.

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 14, 2020 02:35 PM (JKNZq)

169 Ok Ann, seriously, after a session like that what lube do I use?

Posted by: THERICKWILSON at July 14, 2020 02:35 PM (qlFIA)

170 I think the most you can ask of a cocksucker is that he sucks cock with enthusiasm.
Posted by: ace at July 14, 2020 02:30 PM (cl7ld)

**takes notes**

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 14, 2020 02:35 PM (2JVJo)

171 His voice makes me want to punch the spot on his face where the words come out.

***********************

So you want to punch his ass then?

Posted by: Two Weeks from Being The Ham in a Zooey Deschanel-Christina Hendricks Sandwich

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If you get a direct punch in The Expert's ass you won't get your fist back until the next morning.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 14, 2020 02:35 PM (pw+jk)

172 5 guys does not impress me. A lot of decent bar and grills out do them by a mile. Franchise food sucks.

Posted by: Archer at July 14, 2020 02:36 PM (gmo/4)

173 I can't wait for Steve Hayes and that greasy, balding pig, Jonah to get theirs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2020 02:36 PM (ptqGC)

174
But that would mean educating their audience.

They are in the business of propagandizing their audience.

They sure ain't in the business of entertaining their audience.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2020 02:36 PM (oVJmc)

175 as they went on slamming him for supporting W.
___

But we'll send you to the camps last....don't worry Rick!

Posted by: The Left at July 14, 2020 02:36 PM (qlFIA)

176 He died alone.

Posted by: Dr. McCoy at July 14, 2020 02:36 PM (WX+x0)

177 71
Marketing opportunity: Cuck faces on urinal cakes and splash mats.

hmm. i wonder if urinalcucks.com is taken...

Posted by: Anachronda at July 14, 2020 02:36 PM (sGtp+)

178 Rick Wilson's Life Does Not Matter

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 14, 2020 02:36 PM (+v+zN)

179 Another reason I like the Five Guys here, not a single fucking person wearing a mask inside or in the outside patio area. Lot of maskless happy black people frequent the joint too and co-mingling with us white supremacists, everyone just enjoying a tasty burger. Going there feels like America again.

Posted by: Two Weeks from Being The Ham in a Zooey Deschanel-Christina Hendricks Sandwich at July 14, 2020 02:37 PM (+dsLj)

180 >>5 guys does not impress me

No seasoning. Super bland burgers.

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2020 02:37 PM (bWZS9)

181 5 guys does not impress me.
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Well, one time in couple I had eight at once. So, a little more impressive right?

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 14, 2020 02:37 PM (qlFIA)

182

IIRC, Colbert is good friends with John Podesta.

'Pizza pals,' shall we say.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2020 02:37 PM (oVJmc)

183 California condors were recently seen soaring through Sequoia National Park for the first time in nearly 50 years.
Apparently, some California condors escaped the wind mills

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2020 02:37 PM (3aI0K)

184 I don't know whose ears are weirder. The Rick's or Colbert's?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2020 02:37 PM (ptqGC)

185 So does David French go on to denounce The Bulwark and distance himself, or claim it reflects how bad Trump has made the nation?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 14, 2020 02:37 PM (puu6v)

186 177 71
Marketing opportunity: Cuck faces on urinal cakes and splash mats.

hmm. i wonder if urinalcucks.com is taken...
Posted by: Anachronda at July 14, 2020 02:36 PM (sGtp+)

Hostess Cuck Cakes. Cream filling, no cake.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 14, 2020 02:37 PM (s2VJv)

187 Brutal? Pshaw.

He should be made to bite the curb.

Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2020 02:38 PM (ZfRYq)

188 175 as they went on slamming him for supporting W.
___

But we'll send you to the camps last....don't worry Rick!
Posted by: The Left at July 14, 2020 02:36 PM (qlFIA)

Invoking "W" in a political argument now is like griping and snarking about a Taft supporter at the outbreak of WWII.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2020 02:38 PM (6FeV1)

189 5 Guys is okay when you want a big hot sloppy burger, but they're pricey here.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2020 02:38 PM (oVJmc)

190 I Saw Cow Farts Burps open for Confederate Cooler at Pine Knob back in '89.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 14, 2020 02:38 PM (vqidl)

191 There seems to be confirmation that Remus of Woodpile Reports has died (over on American Digest). There should be some sort of announcement at Woodpile Reports soon.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 14, 2020 02:35 PM (JKNZq)

RIP, if true. That was one of my go-to spots.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2020 02:38 PM (2JVJo)

192 how bad must these people look and we can't get a cartoon Rick Wilson to hide his looks too? wtff?

Posted by: x at July 14, 2020 02:38 PM (nFwvY)

193 I think the most you can ask of a cocksucker is that he sucks cock with enthusiasm.
Posted by: ace at July 14, 2020 02:30 PM

I'd add "and swallows".

Posted by: Rick Wilson in blue checks at July 14, 2020 02:38 PM (COzlW)

194 The Lincoln Project proudly following in the footsteps of the Abraham Lincoln Brigade!

Posted by: andycanuck at July 14, 2020 02:39 PM (TZi47)

195 189 5 Guys is okay when you want a big hot sloppy burger, but they're pricey here.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2020 02:38 PM (oVJmc)

They are pricey. And I actually find they give me more food than I need.

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 14, 2020 02:39 PM (lgiXo)

196 >>5 Guys is okay when you want a big hot sloppy burger

I can help.

Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at July 14, 2020 02:39 PM (bWZS9)

197 Hostess Cuck Cakes. Cream filling, no cake.

Uhh, where can you get those? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Klueless in Kalorama at July 14, 2020 02:39 PM (ZGrMX)

198 5 guys does not impress me. A lot of decent bar and grills out do them by a mile. Franchise food sucks.

****************

I tend to go bunless/low-carb so Five Guys makes it a breeze to order burgers wrapped in lettuce or in a bowl. Doing the bar and grill is a pain in the ass as it always has to be special ordered, and Im having trouble finding a place that doesnt skimp on the patty size or take 8 hours to make a burger.

Posted by: Two Weeks from Being The Ham in a Zooey Deschanel-Christina Hendricks Sandwich at July 14, 2020 02:39 PM (+dsLj)

199 I had a very wealthy liberal consult me about a business opportunity he was considering: building cow sheds with fans in the ceiling to catch cow farts and save the planet.

I'm not making this up. How he got all that money is a mystery I still haven't solved.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM

I worked for an Engineering professor who'd calculated that 6% of the U.S. need for benzene could be satisfied by processing most of the nation's cow flop.

Now, this wasn't an effete Eastern university, but a Western one, where it could be presumed that most people had observed cattle in situ at least once. As an undergrad, I had to point out the many logistical issues with his scheme, such as an all-terrain cart for on-the-fly 'chip' collection, training the steer both to pull it, and to check in at a collection station regularly, establishing a network of said stations AND a system to collect from them, etc., etc.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2020 02:39 PM (DMUuz)

200 In 2004 Bush got re-elected on a platform of

Rolling back regulationsAppointing conservative judges (err more or less)Defeating radical Islam

In 2020 Trump is running on a platform of
Rolling back regulationsAppointing conservative judges (err more or less)Defeating ISIS

You can see how Johnny Reb Ricky would support the one and not the other.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2020 02:39 PM (qlFIA)

201 Springfield police detective Florissa Fuentes fired over pro-Black Lives Matter social media post
Chief Clancy Wiggum unavailable for comment

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2020 02:39 PM (3aI0K)

202 IMBurger > Five Guys

Wonder if they have been able to survive the shutdowns,

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 14, 2020 02:39 PM (2DOZq)

203 Tick turd Rick Wilson aspires to Warmongering Liar and Thieving Grifter.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 14, 2020 02:39 PM (bGHB3)

204 I actually like the good ol' Quarter Pounder at Mickey D's.

Now that CfA is deader than a doornail to me, I've been grabbing my chicken fix at Cain's.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:40 PM (FtO5h)

205 There was an attempt to activate built-in suppression system when fire started, but it took time to energize the system (dockside, in port, not under way, so some delay) and unfortunately explosion happened during this time, stopping the process and forcing evacuation (this will likely be the key even of the whole story).

Latest update from USN.
Posted by: rhomboid

I thought stopping fire suppression because of explosions was a lesson we already learned. Why would the fire suppression system be de energized on a Sunday morning - I'm sure no one was working on it.

Posted by: Jean at July 14, 2020 02:40 PM (is8Cu)

206 When you go on tv for the win
but get your shit pushed in
that's a wiiillson

Posted by: Priapism at July 14, 2020 02:40 PM (2cfUo)

207
I could be wrong. I always thought Ronald reminded me of Chester the Molester.

Damn! Another witless protection lifeline trashed!

-- Chet "Chester the Molester" Underwoody

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 14, 2020 02:40 PM (pNxlR)

208 I can help.
Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at July 14, 2020 02:39 PM (bWZS9)

You've got two strong arms.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:40 PM (FtO5h)

209 We have a couple local joints that make great burgers. I never even look at the chains.

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2020 02:41 PM (bWZS9)

210 I think the issue that got W over the hump in 2004 was gay marriage.

Posted by: blaster at July 14, 2020 02:41 PM (ZfRYq)

211 Two all beef patties,
lettuce, farts, tomatoes, cheese,
burps and pickles
on a sesame seed bun.

Oh, wait. Wrong chain.

Nevermind.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2020 02:41 PM (6FeV1)

212 IIRC, Colbert is good friends with John Podesta.
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Is that a euphemism for docking buddies? Because I'm pretty sure it is.

Posted by: Someone who uses urban dictonary at July 14, 2020 02:41 PM (qlFIA)

213 Colbert is good friends with John Podesta.

Of course they are.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 14, 2020 02:41 PM (CjZC5)

214 Well, that's one library pic that won't be on the Sunday morning book thread.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at July 14, 2020 02:41 PM (eBRhe)

215 Bush family hand maidens.

Posted by: Drew in MO at July 14, 2020 02:42 PM (cGlgB)

216 Who was the woman in the video? Mika's voice is a lot more shrill then that IIRC.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2020 02:42 PM (qlFIA)

217 The Atlanta Wendy's shrine to a violent, child-beating, drunk is being torn down.

Sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 14, 2020 02:42 PM (ptqGC)

218 Nobody likes a turncoat.

Posted by: West at July 14, 2020 02:42 PM (iIW03)

219 In other news, here's an actual headline from the NY Post sports page:

NBA player roasted by mom after breaking bubble rules

I wonder if she used dry rub?

Posted by: Caliban at July 14, 2020 02:42 PM (QE8X6)

220 IIRC, Colbert is good friends with John Podesta.

**************

They must have the best satanic ritual parties then.

Posted by: Two Weeks from Being The Ham in a Zooey Deschanel-Christina Hendricks Sandwich at July 14, 2020 02:43 PM (+dsLj)

221 Rick isn't worthy to service the glory hole. He's ben relegated to the "Hole of Shame."

Sad!

Posted by: Max Power at July 14, 2020 02:43 PM (q177U)

222 Not brutal enough.

Since this used to be considered a "smart military blog," thought I'd share this:

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=I0a8awvfqAw

VF-31 Tomcatters Last F-14 cruise.

Posted by: S.A. Coww (Eat Moar Woodchipper) at July 14, 2020 02:43 PM (pILGs)

223 Actual Lincoln project tweet-- the real silent majority will be the millions of Republicans voting for Biden in November.

Wow.

Do they really believe that?

Posted by: RoyalOil at July 14, 2020 02:43 PM (aO8Gd)

224 I applaud any and all mocking of The Rick Wilson and his confederate in fried foods, Tom the Expert.

Posted by: Inogame at July 14, 2020 02:43 PM (+2xjH)

225
I think the most you can ask of a cocksucker is that he sucks cock with enthusiasm.

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2020 02:30 PM

I'd add "and swallows".

Posted by: Rick Wilson in blue checks at July 14, 2020 02:38 PM (COzlW)

===
Eye Contact

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 14, 2020 02:43 PM (pw+jk)

226 Rick isn't worthy to service the glory hole. He's ben relegated to the "Hole of Shame."

___

As I always say any port in a popper storm.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 14, 2020 02:43 PM (qlFIA)

227 I hadn't had fast food burgers for awhile, but I recently had a couple Wendy's and they were superb, much better than I'd remembered.
Their chicken nuggets are decent too, but their fries are WAY too salty.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2020 02:44 PM (gtdYu)

228 Sad, sad Friend of the Blog.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2020 02:44 PM (yQpMk)

229 199 I had a very wealthy liberal consult me about a business opportunity he was considering: building cow sheds with fans in the ceiling to catch cow farts and save the planet.

I'm not making this up. How he got all that money is a mystery I still haven't solved.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 14, 2020 02:27 PM

I worked for an Engineering professor who'd calculated that 6% of the U.S. need for benzene could be satisfied by processing most of the nation's cow flop.

Now, this wasn't an effete Eastern university, but a Western one, where it could be presumed that most people had observed cattle in situ at least once. As an undergrad, I had to point out the many logistical issues with his scheme, such as an all-terrain cart for on-the-fly 'chip' collection, training the steer both to pull it, and to check in at a collection station regularly, establishing a network of said stations AND a system to collect from them, etc., etc.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2020 02:39 PM (DMUuz)

The real engineering question is how you get the eggs out from under the cows without breaking them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2020 02:44 PM (6FeV1)

230 Hospitals then report those positive cases to the state as part of their overall COVID-19 count. This, Uhler argues, inflates the number and prominence of the pandemic and leads to unnecessary lockdown orders because hospitalized patients in the state tallies might not actually be sick from the disease.

"Not a single county in the state... can tell you they know how people are hospitalized in the intensive care unit -- or dead -- because of COVID as opposed to with COVID," Uhler says in the video. He goes on to describe a hypothetical accident involving someone being hospitalized after severing a limb while "juggling chainsaws" and later testing positive for COVID-19.

Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2020 02:44 PM (3aI0K)

231 The Atlanta Wendy's shrine to a violent, child-beating, drunk is being torn down.

I love how that story disappeared from national media the second it came out that he was there because he was cheating on his wife with a white woman.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2020 02:44 PM (ZGrMX)

232 Rick Wilson's mother regrets breast feeding him and providing him sustenance as a child.

She KNEW she should've left him with the wolves.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at July 14, 2020 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

233 Colbert and Podesta? That would 'splain a lot.

Posted by: klaftern at July 14, 2020 02:44 PM (RuIsu)

234 I think the most you can ask of a cocksucker is that he sucks cock with enthusiasm.

Posted by: ace at July 14, 2020 02:30 PM

I'd add "and swallows".

Posted by: Rick Wilson in blue checks at July 14, 2020 02:38 PM (COzlW)

===
Eye Contact

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 14, 2020 02:43 PM (pw+jk)

Take out his dentures.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2020 02:44 PM (yQpMk)

235 Actual Lincoln project tweet-- the real silent majority will be the millions of Republicans voting for Biden in November.

Wow.

Do they really believe that?
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 14, 2020 02:43 PM (aO8Gd)

"Millions?"

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2020 02:44 PM (gtdYu)

236 I didn't like Five Guys until I leaned to order a burger with ALL the toppings. That's a wonderful, slimy greasy mess that's delicious.

Posted by: Max Power at July 14, 2020 02:44 PM (q177U)

237 Florissa Fuentes made a mistake, owned up to it, and lost her job for it.
Poor judgment or ignorace of any consequences, it doesn't matter to me. As a cop, she's out.

Posted by: IP at July 14, 2020 02:45 PM (gPZ9i)

238 223 Actual Lincoln project tweet-- the real silent majority will be the millions of Republicans voting for Biden in November.

Wow.

Do they really believe that?
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 14, 2020 02:43 PM (aO8Gd)

==========

The polls tell them so.

I swear, Trump's unknowns were so much worse in 2016. The idea that after 4 years of solid accomplishments the American people are going to suddenly say, "Hey! He tweets mean things! I didn't know that when I voted for him in 2016!" is fucking stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 14, 2020 02:45 PM (LvTSG)

239 I could be wrong. I always thought Ronald reminded me of Chester the Molester.

Note: Chester was the creation of Hustler cartoonist Dwaine Tinsley, who was jailed in 1984 for molesting his then 13-year old daughter for five years.

He kept submitting cartoons to the magazine during his incarceration.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2020 02:45 PM (2JVJo)

240 Who funds the Butt Buccaneer?

Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2020 02:45 PM (ufUS+)

241 He has a son? Some woman akshually had sex with him? Oh gad, I'm suddenly no longer hungry.

Posted by: abbynormal at July 14, 2020 02:45 PM (I849g)

242 240 Who funds the Butt Buccaneer?
Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2020 02:45 PM (ufUS+)

Brownbeard?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2020 02:46 PM (6FeV1)

243 I didn't like Five Guys until I leaned to order a burger with ALL the toppings. That's a wonderful, slimy greasy mess that's delicious

That's like the late lamented Fuddruckers, where if you weren't making a mess you weren't doing it right.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2020 02:46 PM (ZGrMX)

244 Wow.

Do they really believe that?
Posted by: RoyalOil at July 14, 2020 02:43 PM (aO8Gd)

I dunno. They are whores who say what they are paid to say, not what they really believe.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:46 PM (FtO5h)

245 I'm bleeding money
where do I sign up for Soros checks?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Introvertish Neutral Good at July 14, 2020 02:46 PM (TOyHQ)

246 Rick Wilson's mother regrets breast feeding him and providing him sustenance as a child.

She KNEW she should've left him with the wolves.

WTF did the wolves ever do to her?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 14, 2020 02:46 PM (SchxB)

247 The polls tell them so.

___

Hey, we've got the real polls too so we know exactly how many ballots to manufacture this time.

Hey look at that 143% turn out in Philly gives PA to Joe Biden by 1,000 votes. What a coincidence huh?

Posted by: Your local ballot harvesters at July 14, 2020 02:46 PM (qlFIA)

248 Who funds the Butt Buccaneer?
Posted by: ShainS at July 14, 2020 02:45 PM (ufUS+)

Hey man. I only stole CRAB LEGS, brah.....

Posted by: Jameis Winston at July 14, 2020 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

249 246 Rick Wilson's mother regrets breast feeding him and providing him sustenance as a child.

She KNEW she should've left him with the wolves.

WTF did the wolves ever do to her?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 14, 2020 02:46 PM (SchxB)

===========

Theory:

Rick Wilson is a changeling.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 14, 2020 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

250 California condors were recently seen soaring through Sequoia National Park for the first time in nearly 50 years.
Apparently, some California condors escaped the wind mills
Posted by: SMOD at July 14, 2020 02:37 PM (3aI0K)

They were spotted three days in a row

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2020 02:47 PM (gtdYu)

251 That's a wonderful, slimy greasy mess that's delicious.

************

Diving your face into a greasy messy shitpile of cow fat is what America is all about.

Posted by: Two Weeks from Being The Ham in a Zooey Deschanel-Christina Hendricks Sandwich at July 14, 2020 02:47 PM (+dsLj)

252 Colbert is good friends with John Podesta.

Colbert definitely gives off a short eyes vibe

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2020 02:47 PM (KZzsI)

253 Rick Wilson looks like the kind of guy who would volunteer to babysit your pet, but then would abuse it after you left.

Tease, torment, torture and rape. One look at Rick and you know he's a sicko.

Posted by: Fritz at July 14, 2020 02:47 PM (95j/9)

254 Actual Lincoln project tweet-- the real silent majority will be the millions of Republicans voting for Biden in November.

-
We want America burnt and we want it burn now!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 14, 2020 02:47 PM (+y/Ru)

255 I go to In and Out or The Habit. Not sure if those two burger joints are anywhere out of california.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 14, 2020 02:47 PM (pw+jk)

256 I swear, Trump's unknowns were so much worse in 2016. The idea that after 4 years of solid accomplishments the American people are going to suddenly say, "Hey! He tweets mean things! I didn't know that when I voted for him in 2016!" is fucking stupid.
-----------------------------------
Ok bear with me.

Maybe these guys were smart enough to understand that the con would work better on the left. They hoover up money from dumb wokist weirdos that think this ad is gonna be lit! And we'll get Trump this time.

It's all a con and they're just working the easiest mark.

Do they really believe another commercial is going to make a difference with anyone? Of course not.

Posted by: MJ at July 14, 2020 02:47 PM (gAMkn)

257 251 That's a wonderful, slimy greasy mess that's delicious.

************

Diving your face into a greasy messy shitpile of cow fat is what America is all about.
Posted by: Two Weeks from Being The Ham in a Zooey Deschanel-Christina Hendricks Sandwich at July 14, 2020 02:47 PM (+dsLj)

===========

"We agree!"
-John Adams, George Washington, and Thomas Jefferson, in unison

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 14, 2020 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

258 I swear, Trump's unknowns were so much worse in 2016. The idea that after 4 years of solid accomplishments the American people are going to suddenly say, "Hey! He tweets mean things! I didn't know that when I voted for him in 2016!" is fucking stupid.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield

Heh, I still see "But he said p***y"

Posted by: abbynormal at July 14, 2020 02:48 PM (I849g)

259 So Biden is supposedly giving a "speech" telling us his economic plan and telling Trump to shut down the Country totally? Anyone here watch it?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2020 02:48 PM (Zmnko)

260 He has a son? Some woman akshually had sex with him? Oh gad, I'm suddenly no longer hungry.
___

Well, he certainly thinks he did. And Paulo and I will never tell...

Posted by: Mrs Rick Wilson at July 14, 2020 02:48 PM (qlFIA)

261 He has a son? Some woman akshually had sex with him? Oh gad, I'm suddenly no longer hungry.
Posted by: abbynormal at July 14, 2020 02:45 PM (I849g)

He THINKS it's his son

Posted by: Mrs. Wilson at July 14, 2020 02:49 PM (gtdYu)

262 My unexpert opinion is that both sides will show an increased vote turnout in November. One side will actually have, you know, more real voters.

Posted by: tubal at July 14, 2020 02:49 PM (bCLt0)

263 5 Guys fries are nasty. Greasy and limp.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 14, 2020 02:49 PM (dfRN6)

264 If a dumb penis could talk, it would look like Rick Wilson. Only less flaccid.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 14, 2020 02:49 PM (GRRw+)

265 Hey! He tweets mean things! I didn't know that when I voted for him in 2016!" is fucking stupid.

*************

This presumes faith that the collective IQ of our nation's voters continues to remain above zero.

Posted by: Two Weeks from Being The Ham in a Zooey Deschanel-Christina Hendricks Sandwich at July 14, 2020 02:49 PM (+dsLj)

266 260 He has a son? Some woman akshually had sex with him? Oh gad, I'm suddenly no longer hungry.
___

Well, he certainly thinks he did. And Paulo and I will never tell...
Posted by: Mrs Rick Wilson at July 14, 2020 02:48 PM (qlFIA)

261 He has a son? Some woman akshually had sex with him? Oh gad, I'm suddenly no longer hungry.
Posted by: abbynormal at July 14, 2020 02:45 PM (I849g)

He THINKS it's his son
Posted by: Mrs. Wilson at July 14, 2020 02:49 PM (gtdYu)

============

"And then I told him that he THINKS the kid is his son!"
-Amy Schumer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 14, 2020 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

267 I wish I could ask Biden if his plans just came to him recently, or did he have these ideas while he was VP and Obama shot them down.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2020 02:49 PM (yQpMk)

268 Greasy and limp.

___

I know how to fix that.

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at July 14, 2020 02:49 PM (qlFIA)

269 263 5 Guys fries are nasty. Greasy and limp.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 14, 2020 02:49 PM (dfRN6)

Just like Rick Wilson!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2020 02:49 PM (6FeV1)

270 Diving your face into a greasy messy shitpile of cow fat is what America is all about.
Posted by: Two Weeks from Being The Ham in a Zooey Deschanel-Christina Hendricks Sandwich

HUMA!

Posted by: Hillary! at July 14, 2020 02:49 PM (FZYNt)

271 Some woman akshually had sex with him?

C'mon now. The Rick was pulling his pud out in the cuckshed while the donor bull conceived any of "his" offspring.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:50 PM (FtO5h)

272 5 Guys fries are nasty. Greasy and limp.

But bountiful.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2020 02:50 PM (yQpMk)

273

Now that your anus is prepared...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Lizard Illuminati at July 14, 2020 02:50 PM (d6DSt)

274 Culvers has good fries.

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2020 02:50 PM (C4CCp)

275 5 Guys fries are nasty. Greasy and limp.

The few times I've been there, they have been great, might just be the local place you went to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2020 02:50 PM (KZzsI)

276 My unexpert opinion is that both sides will show an increased vote turnout in November. One side will actually have, you know, more real voters.
Posted by: tubal

But the Tank Abrams Imaginary Vote Brigade will turn out in large numbers.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 14, 2020 02:51 PM (+y/Ru)

277 I like 5 guys fries good enough but their portions are too large for me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2020 02:51 PM (lgiXo)

278 Biden came out and said to close the country?

Man, can they make it any more obvious that this is about slowing the economy as much as possible so that when the third quarter numbers are bad?

I would be worried if I didn't think Trump has something up his sleeve.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2020 02:51 PM (gtdYu)

279
So Biden is supposedly giving a "speech" telling us his economic plan
and telling Trump to shut down the Country totally? Anyone here watch
it?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 14, 2020 02:48 PM (Zmnko)

===
Sorry I don't speak dementia.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 14, 2020 02:51 PM (pw+jk)

280 111 You'd think getting interviewed by cartoons would be a hint.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Wait, wasn't Wilson the cartoon character? He really looks like that? Da fuk?

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at July 14, 2020 02:51 PM (kfcYC)

281 "And then I told him that he THINKS the kid is his son!"

-Amy Schumer
___

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE SHE REPEATS THE SAME JOKE THOSE OTHER GUYS CAME UP WITH. BECAUSE SHE REPEATS JOKES.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at July 14, 2020 02:51 PM (qlFIA)

282 You can ask for Five Guys fries to be "overdone" which makes them brown and crispy and wonderful.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2020 02:51 PM (/BAmi)

283 >>>Theory:

Rick Wilson is a changeling.

Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 14, 2020 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

Well his face is increasingly penis in appearance, so I'd say you're onto something...

Posted by: Max Power at July 14, 2020 02:51 PM (q177U)

284 Cue the Curb Your Entusiasm music.

Posted by: Regular joe at July 14, 2020 02:51 PM (L9P9s)

285 I prefer a shared Big Kahuna burger washed down with Sprite before committing murder.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 14, 2020 02:51 PM (C1Lsn)

286 Nasty, Greasy and Limpy: The Rejected Dwarfs

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:52 PM (FtO5h)

287 Heh, I still see "But he said p***y"

I still see people thinking he said "I grabbed 'em by the pussy". Which ain't what happened on that tape.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2020 02:52 PM (ZGrMX)

288 5 Guys fries are nasty. Greasy and limp.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 14, 2020 02:49 PM (dfRN6)

Nasty, greasy and limp is no way to go through life, son

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2020 02:52 PM (gtdYu)

289 Why do most burger joints undercook their fries?

Yes I know it is slightly faster but....ugh.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2020 02:53 PM (qlFIA)

290 "their portions are too large for me."

@277 That's what Lick (Spittle) Wilson's wife said!

She likes a small fry, no salt.

Posted by: S.A. Coww (Eat Moar Woodchipper) at July 14, 2020 02:53 PM (pILGs)

291 111 You'd think getting interviewed by cartoons would be a hint.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

Wait, wasn't Wilson the cartoon character? He really looks like that? Da fuk?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at July 14, 2020 02:51 PM (kfcYC)

Elmer Fudd

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 14, 2020 02:53 PM (AiZBA)

292 286 Nasty, Greasy and Limpy: The Rejected Dwarfs

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:52 PM (FtO5h)

Now heading the Dem Party

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Introvertish Neutral Good at July 14, 2020 02:53 PM (TOyHQ)

293 286 Nasty, Greasy and Limpy: The Rejected Dwarfs
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:52 PM (FtO5h)

=========

The Founders of the Reheated Fry Guild

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 14, 2020 02:53 PM (LvTSG)

294 Is Allahplummet still going down on Rick every day?

Posted by: Bill Kristol (jealous) at July 14, 2020 02:53 PM (BRkq2)

295 Wison has Jugears, set low an his head. Discuss.

Posted by: tubal at July 14, 2020 02:53 PM (bCLt0)

296 If only I new who Rick Wilson was, I'd laugh and laugh!

Posted by: zombie at July 14, 2020 02:54 PM (HEEq1)

297 I'll admit I didn't watch much of this but -- is this not the standard ColeBeer play? Interview the subject and then change the order and questions and cut and edit to make fun of the interviewee?

So, TheRick didn't really get peeved real time did he?

Posted by: Sphynx at July 14, 2020 02:54 PM (rXie1)

298
273
Now that your anus is prepared...
Posted by: Surprise Anal Lizard Illuminati at July 14, 2020 02:50 PM (d6DSt)

Hey, fuckface! What do you think you're doing?
** pulls switchblades **

-- Surprise Anal Otters

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 14, 2020 02:54 PM (pNxlR)

299 I still see people thinking he said "I grabbed 'em by the pussy". Which ain't what happened on that tape.
___

But I did! And other stuff.

Sigh, I still miss Jeffrey. Going to be really sad when Ghislane kills herself too. Hillary destroys everything guys, everything!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 14, 2020 02:54 PM (qlFIA)

300 When will a piano fall on Wilson's head already?

The karma, it cries out for it.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Finding an Unmasked Zooey Deschanel Clone at July 14, 2020 02:13 PM (+dsLj)

Ought to be a kazoo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2020 02:54 PM (XgCWY)

301 I'll take a five guys burger, on a chic fil a bun, with steak and shake fries please.

Posted by: IP at July 14, 2020 02:54 PM (gPZ9i)

302 If a dumb penis could talk, it would look like Rick Wilson. Only less flaccid.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 14, 2020 02:49 PM

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Don Lemon at July 14, 2020 02:54 PM (DMUuz)

303 295 Wison has Jugears, set low an his head. Discuss.

Handles, for the johns behind the Wal-Mart dumpster.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:54 PM (FtO5h)

304
296 If only I new who Rick Wilson was, I'd laugh and laugh!
Posted by: zombie at July 14, 2020 02:54 PM (HEEq1)

Dixie lovin' Democrat grifter, I gather.

Posted by: tubal at July 14, 2020 02:55 PM (bCLt0)

305 Rick sits down at the cool kid's table just to get abused.

When he gets home to his freshly fucked (by a Trump supporter) wife, he cries,
"Why did they treat me so bad?"

His wife pats him on the head and says, "Because you're an asshole, darling".

Posted by: jwest at July 14, 2020 02:55 PM (mrrpT)

306 The Rick's head looks like it would be perfect for ancient Mongolian polo.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2020 02:55 PM (lgiXo)

307 >>I'll take a five guys burger, on a chic fil a bun, with steak and shake fries please.

Had a super hot girlfriend who used to pull that shit in college. Totally worth it.

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2020 02:55 PM (C4CCp)

308 Jon Stewart got famous for accusing Tucker Carlson of ruining the news with partisanship.

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2020 02:56 PM (/BAmi)

309 Popeyes has the best French fries.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 14, 2020 02:56 PM (2DOZq)

310 I'll admit I didn't watch much of this but -- is this not the standard ColeBeer play? Interview the subject and then change the order and questions and cut and edit to make fun of the interviewee?

This wasn't like that at all. Every single question after the introduction was some kind of slam on the Lincoln Project as a neocon bullshit organization that pays itself 89% of donations and jerked off over dead Muslims. It was honestly refreshing to see liberals in 2020 saying that they *don't* have strange new respect for Bush.

Posted by: Ian S. at July 14, 2020 02:56 PM (ZGrMX)

311 I want a Steak & Shake now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2020 02:56 PM (yQpMk)

312 As The Expert was yelling "I'm on your side!" they threw a brick through his window.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 14, 2020 02:56 PM (pw+jk)

313 298
273
Now that your anus is prepared...
Posted by: Surprise Anal Lizard Illuminati at July 14, 2020 02:50 PM (d6DSt)
Hey, fuckface! What do you think you're doing?
** pulls switchblades **
-- Surprise Anal Otters

**pulls Phaser, sets to Stun, zaps otters, proceeds with otter sodomy, inserts memory erasure anal probe**

Posted by: Surprise Anal Lizard Illuminati at July 14, 2020 02:57 PM (d6DSt)

314 F-ck Chik fil-A. F-ck them hard with Satan's Barbed Cock. Sideways.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:57 PM (FtO5h)

315 311 I want a Steak & Shake now.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2020 02:56 PM (yQpMk)

Must be in Missouri.

Posted by: tubal at July 14, 2020 02:57 PM (bCLt0)

316 Is anyone keeping track of the chissy teigen developments?
Twitter is having a meltdown. Appears she's had many a tweet in the past 7 years about pedophilia and eating babies. (She's married to John Legend, of Epstein manifest fame)
The tweets were all being retweeted yesterday, and then 28,000 were erased overnight. Someone in the know said that can't happen except with someone at the upper levels of twitter lending a hand.
trump may have decided the coup is small potatos next to this scandal, which will repulse every normal person from both parties.

Posted by: artemis at July 14, 2020 02:57 PM (AwPyG)

317 Note: Chester was the creation of Hustler cartoonist Dwaine Tinsley, who was jailed in 1984 for molesting his then 13-year old daughter for five years.

He kept submitting cartoons to the magazine during his incarceration.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 14, 2020 02:45 PM (2JVJo)

That's fucked-up.

It's worse than finding out that Mort Walker was a real life staff sergeant who liked to beat up a Beetle Bailey -type private into a bloody pulp....

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2020 02:57 PM (gtdYu)

318 Must be in Missouri.

Alabama. But there is a S&S only 30 miles away.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2020 02:58 PM (yQpMk)

319 The best hamburgers are made in a bowling alley grill.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 14, 2020 02:58 PM (2DOZq)

320 Popeyes has the best French fries.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 14, 2020 02:56 PM (2DOZq)

And chicken

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2020 02:59 PM (gtdYu)

321 So pedophilia and eating babies gives women butter face?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 14, 2020 02:59 PM (pw+jk)

322 It's worse than finding out that Mort Walker was a real life staff sergeant who liked to beat up a Beetle Bailey -type private into a bloody pulp....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2020 02:57 PM (gtdYu)

That's worse than a mild mannered white guy with a fat orange cat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2020 02:59 PM (6FeV1)

323 Must be in Missouri.

Alabama. But there is a S&S only 30 miles away.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2020 02:58 PM (yQpMk)

Convenient.

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 14, 2020 02:59 PM (AiZBA)

324 314 F-ck Chik fil-A. F-ck them hard with Satan's Barbed Cock. Sideways.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 02:57 PM (FtO5h)

Couldn't agree more.

Go get your shine box, asshole.

Posted by: jwest at July 14, 2020 02:59 PM (mrrpT)

325 318 Must be in Missouri.

Alabama. But there is a S&S only 30 miles away.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 14, 2020 02:58 PM (yQpMk)

We have 'em about every 800 yards here.

Posted by: tubal at July 14, 2020 02:59 PM (bCLt0)

326 Matrix: "Remember, Sully, when I promised I'd kill you last?"
Sully: "That's right, Matrix, you did"
Matrix: "I lied"

Posted by: Chuck C at July 14, 2020 03:00 PM (d/5jB)

327 320 Popeyes has the best French fries.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 14, 2020 02:56 PM (2DOZq)

And chicken
Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2020 02:59 PM (gtdYu)

They sell chicken??

Posted by: tubal at July 14, 2020 03:00 PM (bCLt0)

328 275 5 Guys fries are nasty. Greasy and limp.

The grease really pops when I jerk off into it so I usually just wait until the fries are done. Nobody notices so no harm no foul.

Posted by: 5 guys fry frier at July 14, 2020 03:00 PM (CLteG)

329 That's worse than a mild mannered white guy with a fat orange cat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2020 02:59 PM (6FeV1)

It's worse than that. There is no cat. There never was a cat.

https://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

Posted by: hogmartin at July 14, 2020 03:00 PM (t+qrx)

330 Poor folk we are in Arkansas. We gots the Sonic, and the other Sonic. But you can drive down the road a fer piece and go to the Sonic.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 14, 2020 03:01 PM (C1Lsn)

331 Note: Chester was the creation of Hustler cartoonist Dwaine Tinsley, who was jailed in 1984 for molesting his then 13-year old daughter for five years.

You know what I was going to but I'm not going to be that guy.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 14, 2020 03:01 PM (lgiXo)

332 Burger King
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Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 14, 2020 02:25 PM (FBrfY)

Booger King has gone woke, anyway. And they sell that disgusting Frankenmeat. Fuck 'em in the ass with a bull cock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 14, 2020 03:01 PM (XgCWY)

333 Dan Cathy is asshoe.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 03:01 PM (FtO5h)

334 Posted by: artemis at July 14, 2020 02:57 PM (AwPyG)

I missed that

her tweets saved anywhere?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Introvertish Neutral Good at July 14, 2020 03:02 PM (TOyHQ)

335 I think all 3 of the Burger Kings anywhere near me have been torn down, now.

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2020 03:02 PM (xGsFx)

336 330 Poor folk we are in Arkansas. We gots the Sonic, and the other Sonic. But you can drive down the road a fer piece and go to the Sonic.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 14, 2020 03:01 PM (C1Lsn)

And Casey's too, right?? They're famous, for Pizza.

Posted by: tubal at July 14, 2020 03:02 PM (bCLt0)

337 Popeyes has french fries? I did not know this as I'm a biscuit and red beans and rice regular.
But I'm also a fry snob. Keep your batter dipped, your seasoned, your sweet potato, your underdone and your soggy, limpy potato shit.
Gimme good ol steak fries or skinny shoestrings, plain, hot, with salt and a little mayo on the side for dipping a few.

Posted by: IP at July 14, 2020 03:03 PM (gPZ9i)

338 Five Guy limp fry fix; pop them in your hot air fryer for 3 minutes a serving. Not as good as Culvers but a big improvement.

Posted by: Al Unsure at July 14, 2020 03:03 PM (Jib4S)

339 The best hamburgers are made in a bowling alley grill.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 14, 2020 02:58 PM (2DOZq)

Yes, true, so true. Fries are good there too.

Posted by: Archer at July 14, 2020 03:03 PM (gmo/4)

340 Breaking news: The US-Canadian border shutdown has been extended another month.

Unrelated, tomorrow is tax day for the U.S., if you haven't filed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 14, 2020 03:03 PM (DMUuz)

341 I like Wendy's hamburgers. Don't judge me!!

Posted by: tubal at July 14, 2020 03:04 PM (bCLt0)

342 I think all 3 of the Burger Kings anywhere near me have been torn down, now.
Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2020 03:02 PM (xGsFx)

They used to be great.

Service-wise from my experience, they are the worst.
And the food sucks.

Same with KFC.
When my father would come home back in the '70's with a bucket of that stuff, it was heaven.
Now it's gross.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2020 03:04 PM (gtdYu)

343 Griddle hamburgers are the best.

Posted by: artemis at July 14, 2020 03:04 PM (AwPyG)

344 Have a DQ and MickeyDs here in my teeny town of 3500.

DQ > MDs

Posted by: SMH at July 14, 2020 03:04 PM (RU4sa)

345 Yeah, I don't think we even have an BK's any more, and I live in a good-sized city of 170K. I know they closed one last year, and I think it was the last one.

We have McD's, Wendy's, 5 Guys, Smashburger, Larkburger (not made with actual larks) and a half-dozen others though.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 03:04 PM (FtO5h)

346 History of revolutions, the popular front collapses and the moderate fellow travelers get the ace. Enjoy Rick, you're no longer valuable

Posted by: Jean at July 14, 2020 03:04 PM (is8Cu)

347 like Wendy's hamburgers. Don't judge me!!

They are the best

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2020 03:05 PM (gtdYu)

348

We sneak into Burger Kings at night and inseminate the burger meat.

Many of you know carry our children...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Lizard Illuminati at July 14, 2020 03:05 PM (d6DSt)

349 I like wendy's hamburgers, too. And, as I've mentioned, they have the best ice-cream-like substance on the planet.

Posted by: artemis at July 14, 2020 03:05 PM (AwPyG)

350 Posted by: IP at July 14, 2020 03:03 PM (gPZ9i)

I don't think Popeyes is batter dipped but it does have a crusty exterior.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 14, 2020 03:05 PM (2DOZq)

351 My mother's hamburgers are the best

Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2020 03:05 PM (gtdYu)

352 Did he not respond at the end of the interview bc the cartoon characters had him on the verge of tears? If he was an actual male, I'd say he'd been emasculated.

Posted by: EveR at July 14, 2020 03:05 PM (ZZDMQ)

353 310 - while The Rick Wilson is a douchebag I have to say the snarky nasty interviewers really deserve to die in a fire.

Posted by: vivi at July 14, 2020 03:05 PM (11H2y)

354 341 I like Wendy's hamburgers. Don't judge me!!

I used to love Baconators, but the service and quality at my local Wendy's got sooo bad, I just stopped bothering with them altogether.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 03:06 PM (FtO5h)

355 Look! A penis with a goatee.

Posted by: wth at July 14, 2020 03:06 PM (v0R5T)

356 Note: Chester was the creation of Hustler cartoonist Dwaine Tinsley, who
was jailed in 1984 for molesting his then 13-year old daughter for five
years.

Who didn't see that coming?

Posted by: Helen Keller at July 14, 2020 03:06 PM (oVJmc)

357 >>like Wendy's hamburgers.

One of the worst cases of food poisoning I hve ever experienced. Fuck that bitch.

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2020 03:06 PM (xGsFx)

358 Refreshed the site and Ricks eyes almost follow you in that pic. Like he wasn't creepy enough.

Posted by: IP at July 14, 2020 03:06 PM (gPZ9i)

359
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Chrissy Teigen responded to backlash she received after announcing she was no longer going to buy Goya products after the company's CEO praised President Donald Trump.

"I cannot explain how much I don't care about your purchase of Goya beans," the Cravings author, 34, tweeted on Monday, July 13. "You absolutely dumb sh-ts lmao congrats, I'm very owned."

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2020 03:06 PM (/BAmi)

360 319 The best hamburgers are made in a bowling alley grill.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 14, 2020 02:58 PM

Truer words were never spoken! I've been a bowler all my life and never been disappointed by an alley burger.

Posted by: Moonbeam at July 14, 2020 03:07 PM (qe5CM)

361 354 341 I like Wendy's hamburgers. Don't judge me!!

I used to love Baconators, but the service and quality at my local Wendy's got sooo bad, I just stopped bothering with them altogether.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 14, 2020 03:06 PM (FtO5h)

Probably the Work-Release aspect taking hold.

Posted by: tubal at July 14, 2020 03:07 PM (bCLt0)

362 Trump bashing was the last thing Dickface Ricky had left to sell. The twenty bucks from a twelve hour shift sucking cock at the Pilot station wasn`t going to keep Mrs Dickface`s bulls happy for long.

Posted by: Tentotwo at July 14, 2020 03:07 PM (yhf6w)

363 I miss Carvel's Soft Ice Cream. And Mr. Frosty's ice cream trucks.

Posted by: Archer at July 14, 2020 03:07 PM (gmo/4)

364 Larkburger (not made with actual larks)

So, no aspic either? (sigh)

Posted by: King Crimson at July 14, 2020 03:07 PM (FtO5h)

365 NOOOD

Posted by: Bruce at July 14, 2020 03:07 PM (vd8XM)

366 Why are so many of these people so creepy-looking? And what's with Silver, who's running the NBA? At least Goodell looks like someone who'd be a sports commissioner

Posted by: artemis at July 14, 2020 03:07 PM (AwPyG)

367 So the four cartoon characters in the video... are they actually interviewing him? Those voices...

I'm not at all familiar with this outfit, but I'm guessing someone actually did a more or less "straightforward" interview with him, and then afterwards edited it with the "funny" voices of interviews, accompanied by cartoon characters.

But I could be wrong.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 14, 2020 03:07 PM (hku12)

368 Goya ceo is my new hero

I bought some of their cookies yesterday and hubby the Dem is eating them LOL

Posted by: vmom 2020 - Introvertish Neutral Good at July 14, 2020 03:07 PM (TOyHQ)

369 My mother's hamburgers are the best
Posted by: JoeF. at July 14, 2020 03:05 PM (gtdYu

Something the horde can all agree on!

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2020 03:07 PM (/BAmi)

370 359
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Chrissy Teigen responded to backlash she received after announcing she was no longer going to buy Goya products after the company's CEO praised President Donald Trump.

"I cannot explain how much I don't care about your purchase of Goya beans," the Cravings author, 34, tweeted on Monday, July 13. "You absolutely dumb sh-ts lmao congrats, I'm very owned."

Posted by: ... at July 14, 2020 03:06 PM (/BAmi)

Incoherent bitch, she is.

Posted by: tubal at July 14, 2020 03:07 PM (bCLt0)

371 353 310 - while The Rick Wilson is a douchebag I have to say the snarky nasty interviewers really deserve to die in a fire.
Posted by: vivi

They deserve to die of blood loss from being anally raped by a rhinoceros, while in a fire.

Posted by: zombie at July 14, 2020 03:07 PM (HEEq1)

372 >>I miss Carvel's Soft Ice Cream.

I would kill for a Flying Saucer.

Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2020 03:07 PM (xGsFx)

373 343 Griddle hamburgers are the best.
Posted by: artemis at July 14, 2020 03:04 PM (AwPyG)

K's Hamburgers in Troy, Ohio uses the "wet griddle" method. That means a griddle with about an inch of liquid lard boiling/frying the burgers.

Damn good.

Posted by: jwest at July 14, 2020 03:08 PM (mrrpT)

374 353 310 - while The Rick Wilson is a douchebag I have to say the snarky nasty interviewers really deserve to die in a fire.
Posted by: vivi at July 14, 2020 03:05 PM (11H2y)

Don't criticize my new friends, you deplorable!

Posted by: Rick the dicked at July 14, 2020 03:08 PM (BRkq2)

375 Actual Lincoln project tweet-- the real silent majority will be the millions of Republicans voting for Biden in November.

--

Huh, that's odd. Given that upwards of 90% of registered Rs give him high marks of approval.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 14, 2020 03:09 PM (O+I8R)

376 Rick Wilson is a cunt and I would gladly beat his brains out for exercise.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 14, 2020 03:09 PM (CLteG)

377 while The Rick Wilson is a douchebag I have to say the snarky nasty interviewers really deserve to die in a fire.

There's enough room to hold disgust for each in my heart.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 14, 2020 03:10 PM (KZzsI)

378 If a thousand Republicans vote for Biden in November I will doink Rick Wilson's wife on Pennsylvania Avenue.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 14, 2020 03:11 PM (GRRw+)

379 So the more people who vote for Trump, the more votes the Ds will have to manufacture to beat him... so if you want to defeat Trump in 2020, switch your registration to R and vote for Trump!

It's a sure thing! Can't miss!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 14, 2020 03:12 PM (6FeV1)

380 But, how will Morgan Freeman be able to play the "Magic Negro" if he is not the only black man in the cast?

Posted by: Bruce at July 14, 2020 03:13 PM (vd8XM)

381 360 319 The best hamburgers are made in a bowling alley grill.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 14, 2020 02:58 PM

Truer words were never spoken! I've been a bowler all my life and never been disappointed by an alley burger.
Posted by: Moonbeam at July 14, 2020 03:07 PM (qe5CM)

Its that seared beef smell combined with rancid foot odor.

Posted by: Sphynx at July 14, 2020 03:14 PM (rXie1)

382 "Come to mama's kissy lips, Rickie. I will make it feel all better, if I can find it."

Posted by: Allahplummet at July 14, 2020 03:15 PM (BRkq2)

383 Clean up on XuLyz.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 14, 2020 03:18 PM (naEeR)

384 Yall need to try the Good To Go in Enterprise Alabama. locally known as Tommy Joe's.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 14, 2020 03:21 PM (Jj+59)

385 Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 14, 2020 02:25 PM (FBrfY)

Burger King hasn't been good in years. Fuck them and their chemical slop they call plant based meat. Assholes.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 14, 2020 03:21 PM (/8H/I)

386 Tuberville for the win.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 14, 2020 03:21 PM (Jj+59)

387 but is he still "a friend of the blog" ? weird david wants to know

Posted by: angsterdamn at July 14, 2020 03:21 PM (mP6Ur)

388 163 Where does The Rick get the impression he matters?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 14, 2020 02:33 PM (lgiXo)

Ahem.

Posted by: The Koch Brothers at July 14, 2020 03:22 PM (BRkq2)

389 How do I tell if Wilson is sitting or standing?

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 14, 2020 03:22 PM (Jj+59)

390
Burger King hasn't been good in years. Fuck them and their chemical slop they call plant based meat. Assholes.

***

The left: JUST SAY NO TO GMOs! They cause cancer!

Also the left: These chemical modified plant based materials taste just like meat. I love this stuff!

Posted by: 18-1 at July 14, 2020 03:23 PM (qlFIA)

391 Fuck them and their chemical slop they call plant based meat. Assholes.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 14, 2020 03:21 PM (/8H/I)

Wait til you see the magic "vegan" "meat" from baby parts my startup is growing!

Posted by: Bill Gates, planet savior at July 14, 2020 03:27 PM (BRkq2)

392 That picture :

This guy photographs like a diseased penis in a medical journal.
Posted by: garrett at July 14, 2020 02:20 PM (QwqXk)

That's funny because my bffs father was a doctor, so our only way of knowing what a penis looked like was looking through her fathers medical books!

Posted by: Chillin the most at July 14, 2020 03:28 PM (lonOK)

393 The real engineering question is how you get the eggs out from under the cows without breaking them.

Cattle are tougher than you think.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 14, 2020 03:28 PM (naEeR)

394 Theory:

Rick Wilson is a changeling.

Discuss.

Turd fairies? The fae would have strangled him at birth.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 14, 2020 03:30 PM (naEeR)

395 389 How do I tell if Wilson is sitting or standing?
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 14, 2020 03:22 PM (Jj+59)

The angle of kneeling Allahpundit's chin.

Posted by: That one was easy at July 14, 2020 03:30 PM (BRkq2)

396 How do I tell if Wilson is sitting or standing?

If he's peeing, he's sitting.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 14, 2020 03:33 PM (oVJmc)

397 You know how you can tell that deep down they really need The Lincoln Project and its ilk around?

They don't bring up his pictures with that "The South Will Rise Again" confederate flag cooler. I mean, come on. Talk about low hanging fruit, and a way to just DESTROY The Lincoln Project to the liberal public if they were so inclined.

Posted by: Valar Addemmis at July 14, 2020 03:35 PM (jKnae)

398 Rick has a face suitable for catching cannon balls - preferable shot from Space Force's forward cannons while orbiting the Earth.

Posted by: Boswell at July 14, 2020 04:18 PM (32YRo)

399 397 Bingo!

Posted by: Next at July 14, 2020 04:36 PM (BRkq2)

400 Rick is one ugly white guy.

Posted by: demoncrat at July 14, 2020 04:51 PM (7bkTU)

401 Rick always reminds me of that evil castrated cartoon character in Sin City.

Posted by: Joan Of Argghh! at July 14, 2020 05:20 PM (9ym1X)

402 Well the Wilson household does know full well about spitroasting.......

Posted by: Rbastid at July 15, 2020 12:16 AM (r0SEX)

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