They Can Take Away Our Lives, But They'll Never Take Away Our ONT!

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Other oft misunderstood concepts:

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The Front Fell Off*



*It's a Clarke and Dawe reference:


How It's Done


‘Idea Laundering’ in Academia


And just like that there are 57 genders and biology is somehow “white supremacy”. Pretty neat trick.

We're In Trouble Lads



Related: The End of Chaz


Amerika

An Industry of Untruth

It's lies all the way down.


The American Soviet Mentality

Everything old is new again

It’s Not a Protest, It’s a Revolution


Why Not?


Top NFL Quarterbacks As Women

I would totally do the female Ryan Tannehill. Who do you think is the hottest?


Musical Interlude

The All-American Glory of Yacht Rock

The late 70s might have been an economic mess, but culturally...beats this mess we've got now. Quick! Name the most iconic Yacht Rock song? I'll open with:


Here's a great story about Charlie Daniels


It's the inside people that we have to worry about now. Please open your programs to the “and domestic” portion of The Oath of Allegiance of the United States.


Chinese Lung Rot


DEADLY COVER UP: Fauci Approved Hydroxychloroquine 15 Years Ago to Cure Coronaviruses; “Nobody Needed to Die”

I would say “Shocking if true” but nothing shocks me anymore.


Meanwhile, In Turkey

Just don't drop the remote

Hey Babe

Me sliding into your DMs like..

Related: Beyond Catfish: These People Discovered Terrible Things About Their Dates

Question of the night: What was your worst experience on a date? Go.


Evergreen Post

Analyzing ‘The Gods of the Copybook Headings’ by Rudyard Kipling

There is never a bad time to bring up TGOTCH. Read it at my funeral or wedding. Play a recording of it for the surgical staff when I'm getting open heart surgery. Recite it as my wife is in labor, so the first thing my kid hears is wisdom. I have it on the door to my office at home, so I see it every day of the year.

AS I PASS through my incarnations in every age and race,
I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the Market Place.
Peering through reverent fingers I watch them flourish and fall,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings, I notice, outlast them all.

We were living in trees when they met us. They showed us each in turn
That Water would certainly wet us, as Fire would certainly burn:
But we found them lacking in Uplift, Vision and Breadth of Mind,
So we left them to teach the Gorillas while we followed the March of Mankind.

We moved as the Spirit listed. They never altered their pace,
Being neither cloud nor wind-borne like the Gods of the Market Place,
But they always caught up with our progress, and presently word would come
That a tribe had been wiped off its icefield, or the lights had gone out in Rome.

With the Hopes that our World is built on they were utterly out of touch,
They denied that the Moon was Stilton; they denied she was even Dutch;
They denied that Wishes were Horses; they denied that a Pig had Wings;
So we worshipped the Gods of the Market Who promised these beautiful things.

When the Cambrian measures were forming, They promised perpetual peace.
They swore, if we gave them our weapons, that the wars of the tribes would cease.
But when we disarmed They sold us and delivered us bound to our foe,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "Stick to the Devil you know."

On the first Feminian Sandstones we were promised the Fuller Life
(Which started by loving our neighbour and ended by loving his wife)
Till our women had no more children and the men lost reason and faith,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "The Wages of Sin is Death."

In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,
By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;
But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: "If you don't work you die."

Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew
And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true
That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four
And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man
There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.
That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,
And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;

And that after this is accomplished, and the brave new world begins
When all men are paid for existing and no man must pay for his sins,
As surely as Water will wet us, as surely as Fire will burn,
The Gods of the Copybook Headings with terror and slaughter return!


Tonight's ONT brought to you by forbidden knowledge:

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Comments

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1 They laughed, laughed at my atomic First! ray.

Well, I'll make them pay. I'll make them ALL pay!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 10, 2020 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

2 ¡El Primero!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 10, 2020 10:01 PM (156to)

3 hiya

Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 10:01 PM (arJlL)

4 Evening all

Posted by: Bete at July 10, 2020 10:01 PM (Ojki1)

5 top ten

Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2020 10:01 PM (WIRy8)

6 Well... In before the proles, anyway...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 10, 2020 10:02 PM (156to)

7 good evening

Posted by: wing at July 10, 2020 10:03 PM (JFzNN)

8 Late to the party...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 10, 2020 10:03 PM (HuH1F)

9 Thank you for the ONT, WD. Love those cartoons.

Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2020 10:03 PM (WIRy8)

10 Anyone ever hear of a facility referring to itself as Covid Compliant? Is this a licensing thing?

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:04 PM (ONvIw)

11 Proles are here now, massa...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at July 10, 2020 10:04 PM (HuH1F)

12 I think the time is ripe for a Life Safety and Freedom to Breathe Executive Order - no one can force any person to wear a mask - no mayor, sherif, governor, senator, congressman.

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:06 PM (zr5Kq)

13 Holy cow, was Turkish sofa glider dude even belted to the sofa?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 10, 2020 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

14 Teaching crabs to read is forbidden knowledge?

*glares*

Speciesists!

Posted by: The Macra at July 10, 2020 10:06 PM (Ojki1)

15 Is Covid compliant the same as being kosher?

Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2020 10:06 PM (WIRy8)

16 12 I think the time is ripe for a Life Safety and Freedom to Breathe Executive Order - no one can force any person to wear a mask - no mayor, sherif, governor, senator, congressman.
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:06 PM (zr5Kq)

Except NJ schools for children over the age of 2!

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:07 PM (ONvIw)

17 What do we want"

A Time Machine!!

When do we want it?

Doesn't matter!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 10, 2020 10:07 PM (x8Wzq)

18 If teaching crabs to read is wrong, I don't want to teach crabs to read.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 10, 2020 10:08 PM (t+qrx)

19 Worst date experience was my senior prom. My date drove me to a secluded area, put his arm around me, and said, "This is where I come when I think about killing myself." My 18-year-old self almost pissed myself in terror.

Posted by: jmel at July 10, 2020 10:08 PM (bVhJi)

20 Except NJ schools for children over the age of 2!
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:07 PM (ONvIw)


I want the stoopid to stop.

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:08 PM (zr5Kq)

21 Shemale Tom Brady totally looks like a Karen!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 10, 2020 10:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

22 Question, what are the consequences for not wearing a mask when wearing a mask is mandated? Do they arrest you?

Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2020 10:08 PM (WIRy8)

23 15 Is Covid compliant the same as being kosher?
Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2020 10:06 PM (WIRy

Damned if I know. A friend from MI lost her mom to cancer and the post-funeral lunch will be held in a "Covid Compliant" facility. It's not like I can ask the family. I sent a nice memorial gift and won't be flying out for the funeral. Maybe it's a MI thing?

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:09 PM (ONvIw)

24 top ten
Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2020 10:01 PM (WIRy

yeah, so ...are you gonna talk about blow up dolls again ?? because that was weird...

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:09 PM (zr5Kq)

25 Turkish man is awesome. But Im glad were not related... way too much worrying.

Posted by: LASue at July 10, 2020 10:09 PM (Ed8Zd)

26 22 Question, what are the consequences for not wearing a mask when wearing a mask is mandated? Do they arrest you?
Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2020 10:08 PM (WIRy

I think it's fines. Some places announced $500 fines, don't recall where.

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:10 PM (ONvIw)

27 I missed the top 10 because I was busy teaching crabs how to read.

OK, you may go now, Miss Fluck.

Posted by: Splunge at July 10, 2020 10:10 PM (dOV9E)

28 Hillary limited her public appearances, less or more?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 10, 2020 10:10 PM (ransv)

29 They didn't even have to photoshop Tom Brady.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 10, 2020 10:11 PM (2DOZq)

30 WTF video? changed the barrel, didn't lock down the release lever.

I love my Navy, but fact is we had a LOT of dolts.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2020 10:11 PM (NgKpN)

31 26 I think it's fines. Some places announced $500 fines, don't recall where.
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:10 PM (ONvIw)


We had $500 fines generated automatically by a red light camera. The citizens duly paid them; the illegals did not. They announced forgiveness for those who did not pay, no refunds for those who paid, and removed the cameras.

Posted by: Splunge at July 10, 2020 10:11 PM (dOV9E)

32 What do we want"

A Time Machine!!

When do we want it?

Doesn't matter!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon,

Ya know, when I'm in traffic behind a slowpoke, I say, "if you go any slower pal, you're gonna go back in time"

Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 10:12 PM (arJlL)

33 I want the stoopid to stop.
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:08 PM (zr5Kq)

Me too. But we're not sending the little grandsons to these crazy schools. Masks, morning temperature taking, scheduled hand sanitizing, plexiglass dividers and 6' rule strictly enforced. Like a prison not an elementary school.

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:12 PM (ONvIw)

34 26 22 Question, what are the consequences for not wearing a mask when wearing a mask is mandated? Do they arrest you?
Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2020 10:08 PM (WIRy

I think it's fines. Some places announced $500 fines, don't recall where.
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:10 PM (ONvIw)

some places are announcing Jail terms, up to 90 days.

Depends on your jurisdiction, which is insane.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2020 10:12 PM (NgKpN)

35


Got to love the little limp wristed xirs who are going to "rock our shit". Trembling in fear..oh wait...that's laughter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2020 10:12 PM (SfAOp)

36 Covid compliant facility...wth is that? Do they have a no covid sticker next to the no guns?

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 10, 2020 10:13 PM (/6GbT)

37 >>"This is where I come when I think about killing myself." Posted by: jmel at July 10, 2020 10:08 PM (bVhJi)

"Huh. How about that. This is actually where I come when I think about killing you."

Posted by: Zod at July 10, 2020 10:13 PM (XzT/D)

38 That paragliding couch vid has my stomach in knots. Holy crap that's crazy.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 10, 2020 10:13 PM (2DOZq)

39 Three homicides in three days in Portland.

In recent years, Portland has averaged about twenty homicides a year. In the worst of the '90's, Portland averaged about a homicide a week.

Shootings in Portland are 240% higher than the same time last year.

Portland just abolished the police gang crimes unit (which had been renamed the "gun crimes unit" for political reasons), so there is no longer a police unit tasked with tracking the people in Portland most likely to kill and be killed.

Enjoy the world you've created, Portland voters.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2020 10:13 PM (I2/tG)

40 One of my husband's cousins passed away a couple of days ago.
The funeral home is limiting the amount of people that can attend the visitation.
I'm sick of these unnecessary restrictions. If it's okay to Burn, Loot and Murder, it should be okay to attend a funeral.

Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2020 10:14 PM (WIRy8)

41 some places are announcing Jail terms, up to 90 days.

Depends on your jurisdiction, which is insane.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2020 10:12 PM (NgKpN)

Anyway how do we expose a five and seven year old to this "strictly enforced" lunacy. It's just too brutal

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:14 PM (ONvIw)

42 500 dollar fine in mi, no jail. 1k for business I think

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 10, 2020 10:14 PM (/6GbT)

43
We had $500 fines generated automatically by a red light camera. The citizens duly paid them; the illegals did not. They announced forgiveness for those who did not pay, no refunds for those who paid, and removed the cameras.
Posted by: Splunge at July 10, 2020 10:11 PM (dOV9E)

Ya, teach people they get screwed by following the law and being dutiful, that'll work out well.

Posted by: Bete at July 10, 2020 10:14 PM (Ojki1)

44 6
Well... In before the proles, anyway...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 10, 2020 10:02 PM (156to)

Hey!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 10:15 PM (3JYDJ)

45 Impeach Trump! Obstruction of justice! He commuted Roger Stone's sentence!


Obstruction! REEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 10, 2020 10:15 PM (ElqsY)

46 Great food at Shooter's. One of the male servers was strapped, as were two of the young ladies. Wonderfully friendly folks. Just added to our desire to move to sane part of Colorado.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Good deal. WDS has my email. (Just had a long talk with business partner, missed your post,)

Posted by: Infidel at July 10, 2020 10:15 PM (Tt+tJ)

47 Enjoy the world you've created, Portland voters.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2020 10:13 PM (I2/tG)

Good and hard.

Posted by: Bete at July 10, 2020 10:16 PM (Ojki1)

48 Worst date experience was my senior prom. My date drove me to a secluded area, put his arm around me, and said, "This is where I come when I think about killing myself." My 18-year-old self almost pissed myself in terror.
Posted by: jmel

!

He musta went to the Bela Lugosi Mood Setting School.

Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 10:16 PM (arJlL)

49 Me too. But we're not sending the little grandsons to these crazy schools. Masks, morning temperature taking, scheduled hand sanitizing, plexiglass dividers and 6' rule strictly enforced. Like a prison not an elementary school.
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:12 PM (ONvIw)

So true. This cannot stand. I think this may popularize home schooling more. Why not. In the long run - a huge win. Not sure, are private/parochial schools going crazy too ?

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:16 PM (zr5Kq)

50 Nice to see the CDB reference "In America". But I remember that was 1980, not 1979.

Posted by: Mookie at July 10, 2020 10:16 PM (3vIkC)

51 Me too. But we're not sending the little grandsons
to these crazy schools. Masks, morning temperature taking, scheduled
hand sanitizing, plexiglass dividers and 6' rule strictly enforced. Like
a prison not an elementary school.

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:12 PM (ONvIw)

That is so effing ridiculous.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 10:16 PM (3JYDJ)

52 Posted by: Splunge at July 10, 2020 10:11 PM (dOV9E)

Which state?

Posted by: clutch at July 10, 2020 10:17 PM (9UmRs)

53 Me too. But we're not sending the little grandsons to these crazy schools. Masks, morning temperature taking, scheduled hand sanitizing, plexiglass dividers and 6' rule strictly enforced. Like a prison not an elementary school.
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:12 PM (ONvIw)

Daughter decided the same thing. Mom Wars are breaking out on FB between the send/don't send mommies amongst requests for everyone to get along.

Posted by: Sal at July 10, 2020 10:18 PM (bo8pf)

54 Nooded dem corgis.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 10, 2020 10:18 PM (hVARR)

55 I got a red light camera ticket in Houston and threw it away. They sent a few follow ups and I threw them away too. Luckily we passed a proposition that removed them because I'm sure it would have come back to bite me in the butt.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 10, 2020 10:18 PM (2DOZq)

56 Taunt them. My showing up in a welder's helmet cleared every aisle.

Posted by: Ben Had at July 10, 2020 10:19 PM (dJ11I)

57 Air Couch One

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 10, 2020 10:19 PM (ElqsY)

58 I love my Navy, but fact is we had a LOT of dolts.
Posted by: Romeo13

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In almost any unit of any service, there are guys that will get you killed if you are around them long enough. The key is to ID them early and be scarce around them.

It is known.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2020 10:19 PM (Rvt88)

59 That is so effing ridiculous.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 10:16 PM (3JYDJ)

Like a little kid detention center. I just can't imagine the little one being happy there. Either of them really, so we're going virtual.

Then you have the issue that it's an every other week program. 5 Days on 5 days off. Sounds like a disaster in every way. Then if some family member gets the dreaded wuflu, its 2wks quarantine for the class!

Just no

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:19 PM (ONvIw)

60 34 some places are announcing Jail terms, up to 90 days.

Depends on your jurisdiction, which is insane.
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 10, 2020 10:12 PM (NgKpN)


"So, what are you in for?"

Posted by: Splunge at July 10, 2020 10:19 PM (dOV9E)

61 Related: Beyond Catfish: These People Discovered Terrible Things About Their Dates

Hot Tub Emergency?

James Brown woulda known what to do.

*take me to the bridge*

Posted by: Soul Miklos Brother Number One at July 10, 2020 10:20 PM (QzkSJ)

62 the penalty topic is a good lesson if you have teenagers. In California, Newsom is a tyrant. However, the enforcers in our area (sheriff and city council) are flipping him the bird, and telling everyone it's voluntary.
It's a good example of "he who has the gun sets the rules." I tell the kids that Newsom would have to one up them with his own guns (the Nat guard) which he won't do.

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 10:20 PM (AwPyG)

63 Oh, look. It's July.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8jpzk42

Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2020 10:20 PM (WyVLE)

64 52 Posted by: Splunge at July 10, 2020 10:11 PM (dOV9E)

Which state?
Posted by: clutch at July 10, 2020 10:17 PM (9UmRs)


California. Bet you're not shocked.

Posted by: Splunge at July 10, 2020 10:20 PM (dOV9E)

65 Enjoy the world you've created, Portland voters.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2020 10:13 PM (I2/tG)

-10 years from now, posts from "Don't send mom"-

"Oh my god, why is my kid spending 40 hours a week in therapy? Is it my Fault?"

The rest of us- "Yes."

Posted by: Bete at July 10, 2020 10:20 PM (Ojki1)

66 Question, what are the consequences for not wearing a mask when wearing a mask is mandated? Do they arrest you?
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You get a summons for disorderly conduct. But you hafta work at it, and be a jackass to the cop after you get a warning. At least that's what's been happening in my slice of heaven.

Posted by: BluesFish at July 10, 2020 10:20 PM (h/MXB)

67 Crabs can't read. Fake news.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2020 10:20 PM (3H9h1)

68 The rock your shit .. err .. people .. are disturbing.

Posted by: Grump928© at July 10, 2020 10:20 PM (RqBbH)

69 Can Trump issue a blanket amnesty for mask non-compliance?
We could start a petition.

Posted by: ALH at July 10, 2020 10:21 PM (WIRy8)

70 >>> Top NFL Quarterbacks As Women

I would totally do the female Ryan Tannehill. Who do you think is the hottest?

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Wrong, on so many levels!

Posted by: Backdoor Slider at July 10, 2020 10:21 PM (fz0iQ)

71 OK that linked video with the people with the weird hair and somebody had what looked like antlers for fux sake

wtf was that?

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 10, 2020 10:21 PM (iTXRQ)

72 Daughter decided the same thing. Mom Wars are breaking out on FB between the send/don't send mommies amongst requests for everyone to get along.
Posted by: Sal at July 10, 2020 10:18 PM (bo8pf)

I can see sending high schoolers, you just can't do chemistry lab at the table, and they can survive the 6', because they'll blow off the directives. But little kids will come home upset every day.

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:21 PM (ONvIw)

73 HARDER, DADDY!

Posted by: PORTLAND at July 10, 2020 10:22 PM (H5knJ)

74 >>>> Top NFL Quarterbacks As Women



couldn't get thru the slideshow
too goddamn weird

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 10, 2020 10:22 PM (iTXRQ)

75 Impeach Trump! Obstruction of justice! He commuted Roger Stone's sentence!

Trump should only pardon truly deserving people, like unrepentant Puerto Rican terrorists.

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry! at July 10, 2020 10:22 PM (I2/tG)

76 California. Bet you're not shocked.
Posted by: Splunge at July 10, 2020 10:20 PM

I dunno. We have a few illegals in MI but not many.

Posted by: clutch at July 10, 2020 10:22 PM (9UmRs)

77 I'm down on my knees. I'm beggin' you please.

Posted by: Drew Brees at July 10, 2020 10:23 PM (EgshT)

78 71 OK that linked video with the people with the weird hair and somebody had what looked like antlers for fux sake

wtf was that?
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 10, 2020 10:21 PM (iTXRQ)


One thing I enjoy about the modern world is that you can just come up with some random concept, like, say, "antler hat," and search for it, and, most of the time, yeah, it exists. There are antler hats aplenty showing up when I search.

Posted by: Splunge at July 10, 2020 10:23 PM (dOV9E)

79 Worst date experience was my senior prom. My date drove me to a secluded area, put his arm around me, and said, "This is where I come when I think about killing myself." My 18-year-old self almost pissed myself in terror.
Posted by: jmel

!

He musta went to the Bela Lugosi Mood Setting School.
Posted by: JT


People.

Modern technology of the 70s invented Mood Rings for a REASON.

Posted by: Miklos "Root Boy" Slim at July 10, 2020 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)

80 Holy cow, was Turkish sofa glider dude even belted to the sofa?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 10, 2020 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)


were that me, the only thing restraining would be the weld with my butt to the cushion from suction from the pucker factor being in a para-sail-love seat situation.

I was hoping that bag he had was a secondary chute

Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2020 10:24 PM (WyVLE)

81 12 I think the time is ripe for a Life Safety and Freedom to Breathe Executive Order - no one can force any person to wear a mask - no mayor, sherif, governor, senator, congressman.
Posted by: runner


Tell that to that Hitler bitch in Lansing. I'm to a point where I wake up in the morning feeling angry and upset. I don't know how much more of this I can take.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

82 I'd love to rock their shit. I may be 63, but I've had many years of self defense training. I'd have these bitches down on their faces quicker than they could say "These hands"

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:25 PM (ONvIw)

83 My advice is try to find an exact official copy of your appropriate state/locality mask order. It should (yes I know) have two items of utility:

One is an exemption for those with medical conditions that could be compromised by the wearing of a mask; and,
two, a statement that you are not required to produce personal information describing the reason (under HIPAA) that wearing a mask will medically compromise your health.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 10, 2020 10:25 PM (eTZoJ)

84 Top NFL Quarterbacks As Women

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I have a feeling that app is about normalizing trans, so not really sure I want that in my head.

That said Shatner had the best one.

Posted by: Methos at July 10, 2020 10:26 PM (kOpft)

85 I'd love to rock their shit. I may be 63, but I've had many years of self defense training. I'd have these bitches down on their faces quicker than they could say "These hands"
Posted by: CN

(Makes a mental note to be especially nice to CN)

Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 10:26 PM (arJlL)

86 19 Worst date experience was my senior prom. My date drove me to a secluded area, put his arm around me, and said, "This is where I come when I think about killing myself." My 18-year-old self almost pissed myself in terror.
Posted by: jmel


I woman I knew had a late teens son, whose girlfriend threatened to kill herself if he broke up with her. I don't know how that played out. Teenagers are so emotionally erratic, it wouldn't surprise me for a girl to follow through.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:26 PM (+lVUW)

87 Tell that to that Hitler bitch in Lansing. I'm to a point where I wake up in the morning feeling angry and upset. I don't know how much more of this I can take.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

I am honestly shocked that WI's Governor apparently took the WI Supreme Court beating and then has just holed up in his cave.

Well, OK, I am not surprised he did as he is just an empty suit, but I am shocked the people behind him haven't been having him make bat-shit decrees like other nuts, like MI's.

Posted by: Bete at July 10, 2020 10:27 PM (Ojki1)

88 there's no way that Meanwin Turkey thing is real...
is it?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 10:27 PM (TOyHQ)

89 Tell that to that Hitler bitch in Lansing.

Oh, she's not so bad.

Posted by: Gov. DeWinemom at July 10, 2020 10:27 PM (EgshT)

90 >>> Top NFL Quarterbacks As Women

I got to #4 and it was just getting too disturbing.

Posted by: cfo mom at July 10, 2020 10:27 PM (RfzVr)

91 Crabs can't read. Fake news.

You're just being shellfish.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 10, 2020 10:27 PM (qc+VF)

92 The whole thing wrt HCQ is diabolical.


It's not like Trump pulled it out of the ether, he was informed about it by his medical and "science" advisors and touted it like any sane leader would and then his team essentially through him under the bus and allowed thousands to die because OrangeManBad.




Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 10, 2020 10:27 PM (pxPu3)

93 Majority of people hate the mask thing, haphazardly are following directive, because cannot enter a store, take public transportation, visit a a place of business without one. I think an executive order banning mask harassment will be immensely popular. Make masks a choice, not a mandate. Let freedom ring. We all know it is a tool of the left wing fascists to subjugate and silence.

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:28 PM (zr5Kq)

94 (Makes a mental note to be especially nice to CN)
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 10:26 PM (arJlL)

LOL. Occupational hazard, but I've dropped people way bigger than me. They never see it coming.

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:28 PM (ONvIw)

95 *is something going on with the margins ??

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:29 PM (zr5Kq)

96 90 >>> Top NFL Quarterbacks As Women

I got to #4 and it was just getting too disturbing.
Posted by: cfo mom at July 10, 2020 10:27 PM (RfzVr)

Spoiler Alert: Ben Roethlisberger is a really really ugly woman.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 10:29 PM (3JYDJ)

97 Crabs can't read. Fake news.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at July 10, 2020 10:20 PM (3H9h1)


Dayum, I could have sworn we were at the "See Spot Run" phrase!

The "Any crab that can't read spends a night in the pot!" motivational phrase sure seemed to be working!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 10, 2020 10:29 PM (eTZoJ)

98 Take one standard N-95 mask. Cut a 2.5" diameter hole in it, directly in front of the mouth.

Glue a 3" diameter piece of mesh fabric over the cut-out opening, installed on the inside of the mask. Quarter-inch openings in the mesh oughta work.

It's a "mask". It's a "face covering".

And it's guaranteed to send random Karens into orbit.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2020 10:29 PM (QzJWU)

99 I think what's really infuriating is what we all know what this is about.

A couple of swing states are going to try to use the "emergency" to compel mail-in ballots only (you can go to the market, but you can't go to the polls); the GOP will take it to court quick as a cat, and as soon as we get a few rulings that no, bro, the voting laws in each state have not been abrogated by the mighty flu, this will ALL magically disappear like it never happened.
That's what really burns me--we have to put our lives on hold so that this really stupid plan can play out.

Notice that as soon as Texas had such a ruling, the Gov doubled-down on oh-my-gosh-its-really-an-emergency.!! so Many cases!! He's trying to prep the battlespace for the next appeal.

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 10:30 PM (AwPyG)

100 Re: These hands matter ...

That's felony assault. The survivors should be prosecuted.

Posted by: Fox2! at July 10, 2020 10:30 PM (qyH+l)

101 It's not like Trump pulled it out of the ether, he was informed about it by his medical and "science" advisors and touted it like any sane leader would and then his team essentially through him under the bus and allowed thousands to die because OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 10, 2020 10:27 PM (pxPu3)

Didier Raoult is a brilliant researcher and physician, and he was also right to call Fauci a "television bird"

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:30 PM (ONvIw)

102 Tell that to that Hitler bitch in Lansing. I'm to a point where I wake up in the morning feeling angry and upset. I don't know how much more of this I can take.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

I know how you feel.

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:31 PM (zr5Kq)

103 92 The whole thing wrt HCQ is diabolical.


It's not like Trump pulled it out of the ether, he was informed about it by his medical and "science" advisors and touted it like any sane leader would and then his team essentially through him under the bus and allowed thousands to die because OrangeManBad.




Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 10, 2020 10:27 PM (pxPu3)

Well that and its a two-for, more deaths equal more political hay for them they believe.

Plus China-flu tends to hit the people with preexisting conditions more, and those people will be more of a drain if they can get socialized medicine passed, so killing them off early is a bonus.

And it isn't like the dead won't vote for the Dems anyway, heck it makes voter outreach easier that way.

Posted by: Bete at July 10, 2020 10:31 PM (Ojki1)

104 22 Question, what are the consequences for not wearing a mask when wearing a mask is mandated? Do they arrest you?
Posted by: ALH a


Whitmer is saying that businesses must enforce it by refusing service to anyone not wearing a mask. If the business doesn't do this, they can be cited and/ or lose their business license. She is more than capable of ruining businesses in Michigan. State revenue has to be going down because of this anti business shit.

If revenue goes down, how does she pay school systems whose operating funds come from the state, and how does she pay all the state salaries?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

105 Tell that to that Hitler bitch in Lansing. I'm to a point where I wake up in the morning feeling angry and upset. I don't know how much more of this I can take.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:24 PM (+lVUW)


Recall petition locations:
https://tinyurl.com/y8fsj8yh

Posted by: hogmartin at July 10, 2020 10:31 PM (t+qrx)

106 I do not understand the Turkish Sofachute.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 10, 2020 10:31 PM (LWu6U)

107 96 Spoiler Alert: Ben Roethlisberger is a really really ugly woman.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 10:29 PM (3JYDJ)


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE I'M NOT EVEN A WOMAN.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at July 10, 2020 10:31 PM (dOV9E)

108 It's a pleasant evening as I sit in my car and wait for delivery orders. A beer would be nice.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 10, 2020 10:31 PM (tzqSM)

109 I'm in a bunker mentality, I go to work, go to store for essentials only. Sorry business's, blame the 'leaders' Real fun right now, get fucked, governor

Posted by: A dude in MI at July 10, 2020 10:31 PM (/6GbT)

110 Hmmm

Just noticed that DuckDuckGo on Brave browser no longer shows any search results other than web pages.

No images, no videos etc.

Posted by: Miklos sees reason for suspicion at July 10, 2020 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)

111 Holy cow, was Turkish sofa glider dude even belted to the sofa?

That was exactly the part that got me a little queasy.

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2020 10:32 PM (/2aWP)

112 My attitude right now, is that teachers' salaries, and the pay of state workers should have to be cut.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

113 But we're not sending the little grandsons to these crazy schools. Masks, morning temperature taking, scheduled hand sanitizing, plexiglass dividers and 6' rule strictly enforced. Like a prison not an elementary school.
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:12 PM (ONvIw)

that's institutional child abuse imo

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 10:32 PM (TOyHQ)

114 I'm having trouble taking the "rock your shit" people seriously. I'm pretty sure I could prevent any trouble by holding both of their wrists between the fingers of my left hand.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 10, 2020 10:32 PM (Wm5SB)

115 113: Yep, can you imagine a teacher yelling "Keep 6 feet back" to a 5 year old? Stupid Murphy

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:33 PM (ONvIw)

116 Question, what are the consequences for not wearing a mask when wearing a mask is mandated? Do they arrest you?
----
You get a summons for disorderly conduct. But you hafta work at it, and be a jackass to the cop after you get a warning. At least that's what's been happening in my slice of heaven.
Posted by: BluesFish at July 10, 2020 10:20 PM (h/MXB)

I get harassed. Talk to by the lowest common denominator. Been keeping Amazon and Instacart busy.

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:34 PM (zr5Kq)

117 I figure once Vanessa knocks a guy off a motorcycle with a length of chain, while standing on the back of another motorcycle, at high speed, she graduates to Pantera and Megadeth and Slayer.

But for now, we're just doing 80s movie montage songs for her physical therapy.

One step at a time. Til you whip a Hell's Angel to death with a chain.

Push It To The Limit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2020 10:34 PM (oJN+m)

118 PORTLAND

The Left is all excited because one of the homicides in Portland was allegedly a black person killed by a random white person. As we all know, this happens constantly in the United States.

The only problem is that the person arrested is a mighty dark-skinned white person (the mugshot lists his race as "unknown"). The second problem is that the shooting occurred outside a strip club (a popular place for shootings in Portland), and the surveillance tapes show that a group including the two people were hanging out together prior to the shooting, so they clearly knew each other.

Of course, in America in 2020, actual facts don't matter, so I expect rioting in Portland over this.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2020 10:34 PM (I2/tG)

119 I went to see my dental hygienist today. There was more hoops to go through but dental work is never fun at the best of times. Besides she's a nice lady. I like her and don't want to stir up shit for her.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 10, 2020 10:34 PM (tzqSM)

120 Top NFL Quarterbacks As Women

They're all flat-chested.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 10, 2020 10:34 PM (SchxB)

121 >I'm having trouble taking the "rock your shit" people seriously.


Is it a parody video? I think it's a parody
gotta be a parody

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 10, 2020 10:34 PM (iTXRQ)

122 If revenue goes down, how does she pay school systems whose operating funds come from the state, and how does she pay all the state salaries?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:31 PM (+lVUW)

Same way we do.

Posted by: Illinois state government at July 10, 2020 10:34 PM (Ojki1)

123 Me too. But we're not sending the little grandsons
to these crazy schools. Masks, morning temperature taking, scheduled
hand sanitizing, plexiglass dividers and 6' rule strictly enforced. Like
a prison not an elementary school.

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:12 PM (ONvIw)



Daughter decided the same thing. Mom Wars are breaking out on FB
between the send/don't send mommies amongst requests for everyone to get
along.

Posted by: Sal at July 10, 2020 10:18 PM (bo8pf)

This is the perfect time for people to start homeschooling for good. The more kids NOT exposed to public school indoctination, the better off this country will be.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 10, 2020 10:34 PM (nAiE/)

124 I'll be stopping off at the local BLM protest at the courthouse tomorrow.
No, I won't hurt anyone. I will however, burn a mask.

The life forms in that video all look to be just fierce in their truth.
That they're deranged and delusional is just a bonus.
Yes, elf ear bint, please swing at me.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 10, 2020 10:34 PM (d9Irc)

125 @104
the reason they are making businesses enforce it is because you can't sue a business for depriving people of civil rights under color of law.
I wish the businesses would refuse their role. I will say that the target near me has NEVER enforced the mask thing, so that's where I grocery shop.

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 10:35 PM (AwPyG)

126 Take one standard N-95 mask. Cut a 2.5" diameter hole in it, directly in front of the mouth.

Glue a 3" diameter piece of mesh fabric over the cut-out opening, installed on the inside of the mask. Quarter-inch openings in the mesh oughta work.
Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2020 10:29 PM (QzJWU)


Or use one of those particulate masks with the exhalation check valve that allows unimpeded flow out of the mask. I see a lot of people with those. I can't tell if they're in on the joke or not.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 10, 2020 10:35 PM (t+qrx)

127 112 My attitude right now, is that teachers' salaries, and the pay of state workers should have to be cut.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

How about, Any municipality that "defunds" their police was clearly over funded by their own admission and will have Federal funding cut by the exact amount taken from the police budget?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 10, 2020 10:35 PM (Wm5SB)

128 My attitude right now, is that teachers' salaries, and the pay of state workers should have to be cut.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

Behold the power of tax-payer funded union "workers" that sacrifice so much for the citizens they willingly serve!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 10, 2020 10:35 PM (eTZoJ)

129 Me too. But we're not sending the little grandsons to these crazy schools. Masks, morning temperature taking, scheduled hand sanitizing, plexiglass dividers and 6' rule strictly enforced. Like a prison not an elementary school.
Posted by: CN


This isn't emotionally healthy for children.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

130 Whitmer is saying that businesses must enforce it by refusing service to anyone not wearing a mask. If the business doesn't do this, they can be cited and/ or lose their business license. She is more than capable of ruining businesses in Michigan. State revenue has to be going down because of this anti business shit.

If revenue goes down, how does she pay school systems whose operating funds come from the state, and how does she pay all the state salaries?

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:31 PM



She's betting that *we* will pay for it all if PDT loses the election?

I dunno, I've got nothing...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 10, 2020 10:36 PM (156to)

131 If they could and did lie about HCQ, then why would anyone think what they say about global warming is the truth?

At least with salt, eggs, fat, oil, etc, they could claim to be *mistaken*, but this is blatant lying.

I - have been under no illusions. I have worked with enough research funded a--holes to know their tricks and manners.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 10, 2020 10:36 PM (LWu6U)

132 I do not understand the Turkish Sofachute.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 10, 2020 10:31 PM (LWu6U)


$20, same as in-

wait, that doesn't work.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 10, 2020 10:36 PM (t+qrx)

133 Whitmer is saying that businesses must enforce it by refusing service to
anyone not wearing a mask. If the business doesn't do this, they can be
cited and/ or lose their business license. She is more than capable of
ruining businesses in Michigan. State revenue has to be going down
because of this anti business shit.


So the government is telling the business owners how to run their businesses? If only there were a name for this phenomenon...

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 10, 2020 10:36 PM (SchxB)

134 Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 10, 2020 10:32 PM (Wm5SB)

Wouldn't you rather just drag her face across the sidewalk? Rug burn is one thing, but sidewalk damage is much better for these bishes

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:36 PM (ONvIw)

135 So Twitchy and Breitbart are going nuts saying Trump promised amnesty for DACA recipients but I do not think he did. Telemundo is saying he did.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 10, 2020 10:37 PM (nAiE/)

136 It's probably not appropriate to pray a hailstone, the size of a basketball, would smite a Democrat.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 10, 2020 10:37 PM (tzqSM)

137
This isn't emotionally healthy for children.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

No it's perverse

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:37 PM (ONvIw)

138 Not sure, are private/parochial schools going crazy too ?
Posted by: runner


They'll probably be forced to by the state.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

139 I woman I knew had a late teens son, whose girlfriend threatened to kill herself if he broke up with her. I don't know how that played out. Teenagers are so emotionally erratic, it wouldn't surprise me for a girl to follow through.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:26 PM (+lVUW)


My best friends daughter was dating a guy. Very volitile relationship. He got shit faced one night and hung himself. She found his body the next day when she was cleaning after the party. A few years later she meets another guy.. gets knocked up. A year later the dude OD'd. Now she's a mental case and my bestie is raising her grandson. IDK what the hell has happened to our young uns but it's not good.

Posted by: Jewells45 at July 10, 2020 10:38 PM (dUJdY)

140 Turk sofa rider had a footrest, which is a lot like a safety harness or seat belt. If you have a good imagination. Whole thing seemed ill advised. But I'm sure it was well planned. Because young people are never impulsive. Seems incomplete without an ejection seat though.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2020 10:39 PM (H5knJ)

141 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y88zqlsj

https://tinyurl.com/y7z8zlh7

https://tinyurl.com/ya7fa6gw

https://tinyurl.com/y9798xwv

https://tinyurl.com/yar7d39r

Posted by: kbdabear at July 10, 2020 10:39 PM (qAR6u)

142
If revenue goes down, how does she pay school
systems whose operating funds come from the state, and how does she pay
all the state salaries?
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:31 PM (+lVUW)


Raise taxes on the rich, of course. Rich bloodsuckers refusing to share what they have with the government that does so much for them.

Seizing excess property and stock as well. That will show them to hoard when people are suffering.

Corvee for all those people who own property. They need to learn how to work too.

fire all the low level state employees too. And set up plans for austerity by making sure there is a moratorium on buying sharpies and colored post-it notes.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2020 10:39 PM (WyVLE)

143 Road to citizenship...*sigh

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:39 PM (zr5Kq)

144 I thought the "elf-eared bint" was hot...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at July 10, 2020 10:39 PM (156to)

145 This isn't emotionally healthy for children.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)


Which makes it virtually perfect, get the next crop of antifas cultivated a few years earlier than usual!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 10, 2020 10:39 PM (eTZoJ)

146 The rock your shit .. err .. people .. are disturbing.
Posted by: Grump928© at July 10, 2020 10:20 PM (RqBbH)



Social media is not good for mental health.

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 10, 2020 10:40 PM (OQcPl)

147 The chloroquine article published in 2005 did not list Fauci an an author, nor did I find evidence that he cited the article (could have missed it though). The study was cell culture, not patients. This does not excuse him being a lame, dishonest, lazy, political hack. Who should be retired.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 10, 2020 10:40 PM (IBMDj)

148 This isn't emotionally healthy for children.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)



No it's perverse

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:37 PM (ONvIw)

I keep thinking about the babies born during all this. How emotionally messed up are they going to be only seeing masks and very few actual faces.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 10, 2020 10:40 PM (nAiE/)

149 Behold the power of tax-payer funded union "workers" that sacrifice so much for the citizens they willingly serve!

The Second City Cop blog notes that the Chicago Teachers Union is trying to shut down the schools for all next year for "safety" reasons, so they can have a year's vacation with pay.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at July 10, 2020 10:41 PM (I2/tG)

150 fire all the low level state employees too. And set up plans for austerity by making sure there is a moratorium on buying sharpies and colored post-it notes.
Posted by: Kindltot


Start with university and foundation endowments.

Posted by: Miklos-Henry the VIII at July 10, 2020 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)

151 They'll probably be forced to by the state.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:38 PM (+lVUW)


Homeschooling is the answer. Will save a generation from indoctrination. Maybe that's the higher plan...

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:41 PM (zr5Kq)

152 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/ybybjg9t

https://tinyurl.com/ycvj8wdd

https://tinyurl.com/y9m7kess

https://tinyurl.com/y73xxmhf

https://tinyurl.com/y8xw4lfg

Posted by: kbdabear at July 10, 2020 10:41 PM (qAR6u)

153 My husband is a jerk. He ate my last Blue Bunny ice cream cone and left the empty box in the freezer.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 10:42 PM (3JYDJ)

154 That top comic strip is Allie Brosh or a repurposed version of her work or a copycat. She's very funny. Her old website Hyperbole and a Half is still up - no new entries but lots of great old content. If you have not spent some time there and need a laugh, it's great. Brosh has a book or two. I wish she was more prolific because she's really funny.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2020 10:42 PM (H5knJ)

155 Homeschooling is the answer. Will save a generation from indoctrination. Maybe that's the higher plan...
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:41 PM (zr5Kq)

It's the better plan anyway.

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:42 PM (ONvIw)

156 Thirst!

BIAB: getting dinner ready...

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 10, 2020 10:42 PM (gfkdT)

157 We went mandatory masks this evening at 6:00. I'm seeing virtually no backlash whatsoever. The frog has been boiled.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at July 10, 2020 10:42 PM (EgshT)

158 How emotionally messed up are they going to be only seeing masks and very few actual faces.

Coincidentally, we specialize in the emotionally messed up!

Posted by: Dems at July 10, 2020 10:43 PM (8eSmR)

159 My husband is a jerk. He ate my last Blue Bunny ice cream cone and left the empty box in the freezer.

No jury would convict.

Posted by: Panhandler at July 10, 2020 10:43 PM (S/rwf)

160 Road to citizenship...*sigh

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:39 PM (zr5Kq)

Thing is, that does not sound at all like something Trump would say at this point. I THINK what happened is Trump was talking about merit based reforms for legal immigrants and the Telemundo guy was talking about DACA. I do not know if there was a translator involved but it would not surprise me.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 10, 2020 10:43 PM (nAiE/)

161 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2020 10:43 PM (2B9A/)

162 I'd rock Dakchick. The Ben Roth.. made me laugh.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 10, 2020 10:43 PM (r+sAi)

163 How emotionally messed up are they going to be only seeing masks and very few actual faces.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 10, 2020 10:40 PM (nAiE/)


Think how this has impacted adults, even well-adjusted ones, then think of how this is going to warp young kids!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 10, 2020 10:43 PM (eTZoJ)

164 Don't forget that the teacher's unions who aren't working are freed up to harvest ballots.

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 10:44 PM (AwPyG)

165 Well, Seattle is looking like it will cut the police budget by 50% Replace 911 centers with, community led service providers. It's going to get very bad there. Lots of shootings and stabbings there already. One note on the lo\cal news and then it's gone. No rolling count either. This is madness and it's going to end badly.

I love the idea of cutting off federal funds if schools don't reopen. The teachers unions, not so much. They want to still get paid but avoid work.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 10, 2020 10:44 PM (d9Irc)

166 I keep thinking about the babies born during all this. How emotionally messed up are they going to be only seeing masks and very few actual faces.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 10, 2020 10:40 PM (nAiE/)

I was wondering about autistic kids. Don't they need to see faces? My nephew is on the spectrum and I know part of his therapy was looking at pictures of people's faces to learn about emotions.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 10:44 PM (3JYDJ)

167 Think how this has impacted adults, even well-adjusted ones, then think of how this is going to warp young kids!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 10, 2020 10:43 PM (eTZoJ)

Yep, they think virus is everywhere and that everyone is unsafe.

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:44 PM (ONvIw)

168 IDK what the hell has happened to our young uns but it's not good.
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 10, 2020 10:38 PM (dUJdY)


Social media + government schools + participation trophies = the crazy

Posted by: G. Gnome at July 10, 2020 10:44 PM (OQcPl)

169 That top comic strip is Allie Brosh or a repurposed version of her work or a copycat.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2020 10:42 PM (H5knJ)


She also has, or had, debilitating depressive episodes. I sometimes wonder what she thinks about how that comic is everywhere on the internet.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 10, 2020 10:45 PM (t+qrx)

170 SHOT: Gov. Jared Polis passionately stated a message in his press conference Thursday: "Wear a damn mask!"



CHASER: He went on to say "the state has minimal capability to enforce a mask order which is why it is up to local authorities to put those ordinances in place and to enforce them".

https://tinyurl.com/wear-a-damn-mask

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2020 10:45 PM (Fc5rx)

171 @160
you have to remember that it's the one thing Trump has always been pretty soft on--the DACA question. We'll see.

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 10:45 PM (AwPyG)

172 >My husband is a jerk. He ate my last Blue Bunny ice cream cone and left the empty box in the freezer.



No wait-
By leaving the empty box in the freezer, he is alerting you to the fact that you need more Blue Bunny ice cream cones
So if you think about it, he's helping

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 10, 2020 10:46 PM (iTXRQ)

173 I need to confess the sin of looking at comments on Facebook. There's a tourist area I was checking on and right away I see, "They aren't requiring masks or limiting capacities!! Go at your own risk!" and "No social distancing no enforcement! So disappointed!" I really want to question why they are out in the first place, shouldn't they be staying inside forever and saving us all? Anyway please forgive me, I will stay away from Facebook now.

Posted by: AF at July 10, 2020 10:46 PM (RsPQq)

174 My attitude right now, is that teachers' salaries, and the pay of state workers should have to be cut.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)

------

OK, fun story, here.

One day, I was cruising southbound Wadsworth with Joe Mannix while the schoolteachers were having one of their bitchy little protests, replete with pre-printed signs declaiming that Public Schools Deserve Better...

I told him they would think we're rich guys because we were white, and in a Town Car.

He said "No way. This is a 20 year old Town Car with bad paint job, and it burns oil."

I said "Watch this," and screamed in my very fucking loud voice "Public Schools Deserve To Be Defunded!!!"

One of these crunchy old commie fags immediately shouted back "That's easy for the guy in the Town Car to say!!!"

Joe looked crestfallen and said "That's the fastest I've ever been proven wrong."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2020 10:47 PM (oJN+m)

175 159
My husband is a jerk. He ate my last Blue Bunny ice cream cone and left the empty box in the freezer.



No jury would convict.

Posted by: Panhandler at July 10, 2020 10:43 PM (S/rwf)

Mrs. DIG said he is a bonehead.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 10, 2020 10:47 PM (ufFY8)

176 Well, Seattle is looking like it will cut the police budget by 50% Replace 911 centers with, community led service providers.

You know what that means? Gotta keep the administrators for all that administratin'.

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2020 10:48 PM (8eSmR)

177 173 I need to confess the sin of looking at comments on Facebook. There's a tourist area I was checking on and right away I see, "They aren't requiring masks or limiting capacities!! Go at your own risk!" and "No social distancing no enforcement! So disappointed!" I really want to question why they are out in the first place, shouldn't they be staying inside forever and saving us all? Anyway please forgive me, I will stay away from Facebook now.
Posted by: AF at July 10, 2020 10:46 PM (RsPQq)

I am surprised they are not reporting they are fully booked.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2020 10:48 PM (2B9A/)

178 I was wondering about autistic kids. Don't they need to see faces? My nephew is on the spectrum and I know part of his therapy was looking at pictures of people's faces to learn about emotions.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 10:44 PM (3JYDJ)

Yup, it's doing them no favors. My 7 y/o has been away from therapies since March because physical and occupational therapy is pointless over a screen and he won't focus for speech therapy with a screen. My 17 y/o just finished working a job without a mask but isn't applying other places until the mask idiocy blows over and it's at least optional. Sensory sensitive and difficulty reading faces means masks are even worse for them.

Posted by: Catherine at July 10, 2020 10:48 PM (xCB6Z)

179 So if you think about it, he's helping

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 10, 2020 10:46 PM (iTXRQ)

Too lazy to put the box in the recycling bin, might take 30 seconds

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:48 PM (ONvIw)

180 my mom used to do that because she didn't want to admit to herself that she'd eaten all the ice cream.

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 10:48 PM (AwPyG)

181 you have to remember that it's the one thing Trump has always been pretty soft on--the DACA question. We'll see.


Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 10:45 PM (AwPyG)

He was at one point... it was one of the reasons I only reluctantly voted for him in 16. HE has been very strong on this issue though and just this week announced he was restarting the process of ending DACA and removing quasi-legal status from its recipients. I just do not see him doing an about face like that.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 10, 2020 10:49 PM (nAiE/)

182 My husband is a jerk. He ate my last Blue Bunny ice cream cone and left the empty box in the freezer.


Did he say goodbye before you killed him in about ten minutes?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 10, 2020 10:49 PM (SchxB)

183 The chloroquine article published in 2005 did not
list Fauci an an author, nor did I find evidence that he cited the
article (could have missed it though).

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 10, 2020 10:40 PM (IBMDj)

It doesn't matter. Any hack could have searched the literature and discovered the link between corona viruses and hydroxychloroquine.

He is being touted as the world's expert, and because he hid these findings (otherwise you have to assume that he is fucking retarded...and he isn't) he is scum, a political hack, and possibly complicit in the deaths of thousands.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2020 10:49 PM (dLLD6)

184 saw a tweet yesterday from a couple in Boulder about how they were hiking in some park and people were walking past them WITH NO MASKS ON
OUTSIDE


followed by an impassioned plea for the governor to order mandatory mask-wearing state-wide

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 10, 2020 10:49 PM (iTXRQ)

185 Thing is, that does not sound at all like something Trump would say at this point. I THINK what happened is Trump was talking about merit based reforms for legal immigrants and the Telemundo guy was talking about DACA. I do not know if there was a translator involved but it would not surprise me.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 10, 2020 10:43 PM (nAiE/)

But an advisor might say it, cause it's the path to electoral victory!

Posted by: Jared Kushner at July 10, 2020 10:49 PM (Ojki1)

186 Thing is, that does not sound at all like something Trump would say at this point. I THINK what happened is Trump was talking about merit based reforms for legal immigrants and the Telemundo guy was talking about DACA. I do not know if there was a translator involved but it would not surprise me.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 10, 2020 10:43 PM (nAiE/)

Don't know. I think it is going to be some kind of path to legalization, to be honest with you. they are very ingrained. glad the borders are closed more or less, the wall is being build and the H1B, J1 and similar scams are done for the moment.

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:50 PM (zr5Kq)

187 *built

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:50 PM (zr5Kq)

188 @170
some of the big-following people on twitter are from Colorado, and apparently there are large swaths that aren't complying at all.
Hence the tantrum

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 10:50 PM (AwPyG)

189 He was at one point... it was one of the reasons I only reluctantly
voted for him in 16. HE has been very strong on this issue though and
just this week announced he was restarting the process of ending DACA
and removing quasi-legal status from its recipients. I just do not see
him doing an about face like that.


I'm just hoping that ending the program before anyone else can sign up is part of the deal.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 10, 2020 10:51 PM (SchxB)

190 Thank you for the recall information, hogmartin. I will follow through on that.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:51 PM (+lVUW)

191 He is being touted as the world's expert, and because he hid these findings (otherwise you have to assume that he is fucking retarded...and he isn't) he is scum, a political hack, and possibly complicit in the deaths of thousands.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2020 10:49 PM (dLLD6)

Our media called Raoult a Trumpian Fraud over hydroxychloroquine and Azithromycin. Fauci is the charlatan

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:51 PM (ONvIw)

192 Hi Jordan
Since I like your hubs, don't stab him in his sleep.
Be creative. Hide the ice cream the next time.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 10, 2020 10:52 PM (d9Irc)

193
Rob Edwards
@RobertDEdwards
JUST IN: Sources tell @ksdknews that St. Louis Police executed a search warrant tonight at the home of Mark and Patricia McCloskey.

Sources say they seized the rifle he held during a confrontation with protesters in June at their Central West End home.
https://t.co/22SGpoc2UW?amp=1f

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 10, 2020 10:52 PM (FBrfY)

194 This isn't emotionally healthy for children.
Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

No it's perverse
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:37 PM



If you haven't seen this girl's rant yet, take a look.

https://twitter.com/Ngu_Spesh/status/
1281259100450566146


(remove space from linky)

Posted by: Hands at July 10, 2020 10:52 PM (786Ro)

195 So, I have $89 worth of Goya brand food in my Publix instacart that I don't usually eat.

I wonder if the food bank takes cans of black beans?

Posted by: Floridachick at July 10, 2020 10:52 PM (mS1SA)

196 Don't forget that the teacher's unions who aren't working are freed up to harvest ballots.
Posted by: artemis


They shall harvest. After the self-criticism.

Then the beautiful, classy Canals.

Posted by: Miklosian Cultural Revolution and Canal Harvesting Chief Directorate at July 10, 2020 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

197 Fauci is a snake oil salesman.

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:52 PM (zr5Kq)

198 Don't know. I think it is going to be some kind of
path to legalization, to be honest with you. they are very ingrained.
glad the borders are closed more or less, the wall is being build and
the H1B, J1 and similar scams are done for the moment.

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:50 PM (zr5Kq)

I don't think there will. It is rightfully a third rail that politicians will not touch because of the backlash.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 10, 2020 10:52 PM (nAiE/)

199 What is the deal with Goya foods?

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:52 PM (zr5Kq)

200 134 Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 10, 2020 10:32 PM (Wm5SB)

Wouldn't you rather just drag her face across the sidewalk? Rug burn is one thing, but sidewalk damage is much better for these bishes
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:36 PM (ONvIw)

Oh, it would be satisfying. However, these are clearly people that have never been in a physical confrontation and have seen too many movies thinking they're going to instinctively know kung fu. The simple realization of how much a large man is stronger and able to overwhelm them instantly would be amusing to watch.

I want to see it on their faces when they figure out their mosquito like efficacy.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 10, 2020 10:53 PM (Wm5SB)

201 Fauci is the charlatan

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:51 PM (ONvIw)

Good word.


My father knew him, and said he was really smart and really political.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2020 10:53 PM (dLLD6)

202 I am not sure what people want the Trump administration to do with DACA. They were just told by the SC that they cannot end the program unless they do undefined by the court steps to mitigate those affected by it. So the DACA crowd will get to stay and there will have to be some sort of long term citizenship path for them. Particularly the ones that have served in the military.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 10, 2020 10:53 PM (Qr6+z)

203 Since I like your hubs, don't stab him in his sleep.
Be creative. Hide the ice cream the next time.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 10, 2020 10:52 PM (d9Irc)

Good idea!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 10:53 PM (3JYDJ)

204 What is the deal with Goya foods?
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:52 PM (zr5Kq)

Their CEO praised Trump's leadership, so they must be disappeared.

Posted by: AF at July 10, 2020 10:53 PM (RsPQq)

205 JUST IN: Sources tell @ksdknews that St. Louis Police executed a search
warrant tonight at the home of Mark and Patricia McCloskey.



Sources say they seized the rifle he held during a confrontation with protesters in June at their Central West End home.

https://t.co/22SGpoc2UW?amp=1f


Hopefully their fire insurance hasn't been cancelled yet.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 10, 2020 10:53 PM (SchxB)

206 Good evening Horde. The Turkish flying sofa guy is very brave or very stupid. Perhaps a bit of both. I kept waiting for the crash. Still not sure how things weren't flying off the couch.

Never heard Clarke and Dawe before but that was very funny. Thanks WD for sharing that one!


Is Andrew Gold considered yacht rock? If so, I don't care. I dig his stuff.


Hope everyone is maintaining best they can. I am trying to remain sane on the plain but I am watching things in the country go into batshit insane every day. Thank God for President Trump.

Posted by: turambar at July 10, 2020 10:53 PM (Gylu/)

207 Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 10, 2020 10:52 PM (FBrfY)

This is why people don't stand up to BLM, the police go after them

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:53 PM (ONvIw)

208 I was wondering about autistic kids. Don't they need to see faces? My nephew is on the spectrum and I know part of his therapy was looking at pictures of people's faces to learn about emotions.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 10:44 PM (3JYDJ)

ALL kids need to see faces!

OMG I am seriously concerned that we are trying to create sociopaths out of kindergartners.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 10:54 PM (TOyHQ)

209 JUST IN: Sources tell @ksdknews that St. Louis Police executed a search
warrant tonight at the home of Mark and Patricia McCloskey.



Sources say they seized the rifle he held during a confrontation with protesters in June at their Central West End home.

https://t.co/22SGpoc2UW?amp=1f


Fuckers

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:54 PM (zr5Kq)

210 58 I love my Navy, but fact is we had a LOT of dolts.
Posted by: Romeo13

---

In almost any unit of any service, there are guys that will get you killed if you are around them long enough. The key is to ID them early and be scarce around them.

It is known.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2020 10:19 PM (Rvt8

So THAT is what they were talking about when I was in.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 10, 2020 10:54 PM (9Faja)

211 >some of the big-following people on twitter are from Colorado, and
apparently there are large swaths that aren't complying at all.

well the Front Range cities are heavily into the mask fetish

but out in the hinterlands- the eastern plains, western slope, where normal people live- they pretty much say 'stuff it'

Posted by: DB- just DB at July 10, 2020 10:54 PM (iTXRQ)

212 Any hack could have searched the literature and discovered the link between corona viruses and hydroxychloroquine.

Others did. There are many other countries out there doing current stuff. I've heard South Korea was the one that first started jumping all over HCQ+Zn. IIRC, France was the first to notice the link between high malaria rates (and therefore, HCQ usage) and low 'Rona rates.

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2020 10:54 PM (fFtVH)

213 I live in a beach area in deepest darkest california, and there's never been more than about 40% compliance with the mask thing.
I think the more outdoorsy the population, the less attention they pay

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 10:55 PM (AwPyG)

214 He is being touted as the world's expert, and because he hid these findings (otherwise you have to assume that he is fucking retarded...and he isn't) he is scum, a political hack, and possibly complicit in the deaths of thousands.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2020 10:49 PM (dLLD6)

He also has a financial interest in a company that claims it is close to a vaccine.

It's weirder to me all the "Big Pharma is teh Debil" crowd are suddenly all pro Big Pharma. That switch seems to serve no purpose.

Posted by: Bete at July 10, 2020 10:55 PM (Ojki1)

215 Hopefully their fire insurance hasn't been cancelled yet.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


We would never do that!

Like, almost never.

Posted by: Insurance companies all-in on Obamacare at July 10, 2020 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)

216 My father knew him, and said he was really smart and really political.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2020 10:53 PM (dLLD6)

Seems that way. I did find a few references to Chloroquine and Sars from the NIH during his tenure. He knew what he did "lacked candor", shall we say.

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:56 PM (ONvIw)

217 A generation of kids who learn muffled speech.

Hang on, kids, it all ends Nov 3rd.

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2020 10:57 PM (fFtVH)

218 Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2020 10:54 PM (fFtVH)

My point is that of course he knew the connection. He is not stupid. What he is? A fucking scummy political operative with deep roots in the Deep State, and he is doing their bidding and following his most base political instincts.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2020 10:57 PM (dLLD6)

219 Buy goya!

Never had it before, but I will now

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 10:57 PM (AwPyG)

220 84 Top NFL Quarterbacks As Women

I have a feeling that app is about normalizing trans, so not really sure I want that in my head.
...
Posted by: Methos at July 10, 2020 10:26 PM (kOpft)

I was thinking that is quite the insidious way to do that.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at July 10, 2020 10:57 PM (9Faja)

221 BRB, gotta go get some ice cream and not share with Jordan61.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 10, 2020 10:57 PM (SchxB)

222 I actually wonder if the real damage psychologically to people over the past several months have not been due to the isolation of the lockdowns. Having everyone you meet wear masks does weird things, because even to someone without autism (or especially to people without autism) it robs you of much needed unconscious social cues and reassurance. It sets you adrift in a world of Body Snatchers.

It is hard to tell when someone is joking, being sarcastic, or just smiling. A smile and a nod at a pretty girl turns into a stare and a nod.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 10, 2020 10:57 PM (2B9A/)

223 Say, whatever became of "Coexist"?

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 10, 2020 10:57 PM (7ZQe3)

224 The girl with elf ears either paid a surgeon to construct them, or mouthed off to any of the moms in my neighborhood growing up, and was promptly marched off in the suburban mom "ear-death-grip" to her home where she got a whupping by her own mom.


"Ow ow ow ow ow!!"

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2020 10:57 PM (Fc5rx)

225 Rob Edwards

@RobertDEdwards

JUST IN: Sources tell @ksdknews that St. Louis Police executed a
search warrant tonight at the home of Mark and Patricia McCloskey.



Sources say they seized the rifle he held during a confrontation with protesters in June at their Central West End home.

https://t.co/22SGpoc2UW?amp=1f

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 10, 2020 10:52 PM (FBrfY)


The same St. Louis police who refused to show up to protect them. The government and cops are letting us know that it Zimbabwe American we're supposed to just let ourselves be beaten or killed by the mob and enjoy it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2020 10:58 PM (/rUIs)

226 Say, whatever became of "Coexist"?
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 10, 2020 10:57 PM (7ZQe3)

Just like everything else, coexist for thee but not for me.

Posted by: AF at July 10, 2020 10:58 PM (RsPQq)

227 My sister is making me crazy. She went on tonight about how there is a big beer tent at a nearby park and A LIVE BAND!! All those people are idiots because of Wuhan flu! I know now not to argue with her about Kung Flu but I said "I guess they feel safe because it's summer and they're outside." "But there shouldn't be a live band!"

Jeez, this is why I want to move to the country and not be around people. My own family is driving me nuts.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 10, 2020 10:58 PM (HabA/)

228 It's weirder to me all the "Big Pharma is teh Debil"
crowd are suddenly all pro Big Pharma. That switch seems to serve no
purpose

Posted by: Bete at July 10, 2020 10:55 PM (Ojki1)

By touting the imminent arrival of vaccines they justify the total shutdown of the economy.


"Oh...but it's only a few months away! Don't you care about the children?"

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2020 10:58 PM (dLLD6)

229 Ace, WD, Omuse, and CBD are significant sources of memes forwarded to friends and contacts. Love this place - they do the research for me. No, not kissing ass - just stating the obvious. Thx dudes and ladies.

Posted by: Pantene at July 10, 2020 10:59 PM (28EbP)

230 223 Say, whatever became of "Coexist"?
Posted by: Pete Seria

Hate speech, duh

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 10:59 PM (TOyHQ)

231 Elf ears are...logical.

Posted by: Zombie Spock at July 10, 2020 10:59 PM (EgshT)

232 I guess buying Goya is now on the list tomorrow. No clue what I'd do with it but I'll search for some ideas. Free speech for me but not for thee because you're all evil Trump people. Or something.

Posted by: turambar at July 10, 2020 10:59 PM (Gylu/)

233 184 saw a tweet yesterday from a couple in Boulder about how they were hiking in some park and people were walking past them WITH NO MASKS ON
OUTSIDE


followed by an impassioned plea for the governor to order mandatory mask-wearing state-wide
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 10, 2020 10:49 PM (iTXRQ)

City I live in just mandated masks at city owned property, including a park.

Posted by: Bete at July 10, 2020 10:59 PM (Ojki1)

234 221 BRB, gotta go get some ice cream and not share with Jordan61.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 10, 2020 10:57 PM (SchxB)

Yay!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 10:59 PM (3JYDJ)

235 Say, whatever became of "Coexist"?

Posted by: Pete Seria at July 10, 2020 10:57 PM (7ZQe3)


It got replaced with Kill Whitey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2020 10:59 PM (/rUIs)

236 What is the deal with Goya foods?

Their president praised Trump's leadership. The Left is not taking it well.

Posted by: t-bird at July 10, 2020 11:00 PM (UMXod)

237 "The Turkish flying sofa guy is very brave or very stupid."

It was insane and terrifying. I applaud! I was wondering how he would land, and he even pulled that off.

Posted by: Chris M at July 10, 2020 11:00 PM (6XZdO)

238 What is the deal with Goya foods?
Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 10:52 PM (zr5Kq)

Their CEO praised Trump's leadership, so they must be disappeared.
Posted by: AF at July 10, 2020 10:53 PM (RsPQq)


I bought their products before. Will do more now. Latin food.

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 11:00 PM (zr5Kq)

239 latest thing here in PA is employers wanna know if you visit a "hotspot" state coz you gotta quarantine for 2 weeks before going back to work

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:01 PM (TOyHQ)

240 Say, whatever became of "Coexist"?
Posted by: Pete Seria at July 10, 2020 10:57 PM (7ZQe3)


There was a "coexist" sticker on the bumper of the SUV that the Boston bombers carjacked, forcing the driver to cart them around for a few hours while they held him at gunpoint.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 10, 2020 11:01 PM (t+qrx)

241 Did not someone say that the McCloskeys were big time Dems and Libs? I am wondering if the AR was purchased illegally by a non weapon familiar couple.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 10, 2020 11:02 PM (Qr6+z)

242 Oh, look. It's July.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8jpzk42
Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2020 10:20 PM (WyVLE)

That's an oldie, but a goodie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2020 11:02 PM (giVDy)

243 Look for the McCloskeys to be killed by a misunderstood youth.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 10, 2020 11:02 PM (YynYJ)

244 I think about the weirdest date I ever had was when I started going out with a server chick from work when I was college aged and she was in college.

She was studying to be a forensic entomologist and took me on our first date to the Dr. Bass' Body Farm near the University of Tennessee Knoxville.

We looked at a couple of dead bodies and the highlight was when she hoisted one up on a pulley out of a marshy area.

It was all very romantic. I later sprang for a large pizza and two pitchers of beer out of the $25 I'd made selling blood plasma.

Those were good times. Sell a 850 ml of plasma for cash and then you get drunk a little easier.

I banged her about two nights later on her couch, while her college roommate was in the next room.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 10, 2020 11:02 PM (38/p9)

245 My sister is making me crazy. She went on tonight about how there is a big beer tent at a nearby park and A LIVE BAND!! All those people are idiots because of Wuhan flu! I know now not to argue with her about Kung Flu but I said "I guess they feel safe because it's summer and they're outside." "But there shouldn't be a live band!"

Jeez, this is why I want to move to the country and not be around people. My own family is driving me nuts.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 10, 2020 10:58 PM (HabA/)

Ask her if she was alive during : SARS, MERS and Swine (N1H1) that were identical to COVID and how everyone survived without the fascism.

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 11:03 PM (zr5Kq)

246 JUST IN: Sources tell @ksdknews that St. Louis Police executed a search 
warrant tonight at the home of Mark and Patricia McCloskey. 

...


FUCKING BULLSHIT.


Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at July 10, 2020 11:03 PM (LRt8K)

247 I am not sure what people want the Trump
administration to do with DACA. They were just told by the SC that they
cannot end the program unless they do undefined by the court steps to
mitigate those affected by it. So the DACA crowd will get to stay and
there will have to be some sort of long term citizenship path for them.
Particularly the ones that have served in the military.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 10, 2020 10:53 PM (Qr6+z)

SCOTUS (wrongly) said Trump had to follow the administrative process (since the original EO was illegal, he shouldn't have to). I do not think he has to mitigate any effects on any illegals nor should he.

There is already a pathway for people who serve in the military. But that pathway is not going to be open to DACA recipients unless they served after Obama issued green cards. Under Obama, the military announced that it would recruit up to 1500 such DACA recipients a year. At most given those numbers, a few thousand (between 3000 and 9000) would be eligible for citizenship based on their military service.
The rest have home countries and it is not the US. They can go back there.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 10, 2020 11:03 PM (nAiE/)

248
The same St. Louis police who refused to show up to protect them. The government and cops are letting us know that it Zimbabwe American we're supposed to just let ourselves be beaten or killed by the mob and enjoy it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2020 10:58 PM (/rUIs)

And to make sure we fund the Policeman Benefits Society.

As opposed to joining the Defund the Police crowd so there is no one to investigate what happened to all those rioters who vanished after attacking someones property, and why it is the back yard has just been completely dug up to "renovate".

Posted by: Bete at July 10, 2020 11:03 PM (Ojki1)

249 The McCloskeys are Trump donors

The rumor that they are Dems appears to be deliberate slander

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:03 PM (TOyHQ)

250 The rock your shit .. err .. people .. are disturbing.
Posted by: Grump928© at July 10, 2020 10:20 PM (RqBbH)

The tragedy of lead deficiency in the brain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2020 11:04 PM (giVDy)

251 Fox News is going to cover the search warrant tonight at the home of Mark and Patricia McCloskey very shortly.

Shannon Bream will have the Missouri AG on to discuss.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 10, 2020 11:04 PM (FBrfY)

252 209 JUST IN: Sources tell @ksdknews that St. Louis Police executed a search
warrant tonight at the home of Mark and Patricia McCloskey.



Sources say they seized the rifle he held during a confrontation with protesters in June at their Central West End home.

https://t.co/22SGpoc2UW?amp=1f

This is why I simultaneously am angry at both the BLM "Defend the Police" crowd and cops that carry out these stupid orders. You idiots, the right-wingers are the only ones who have your back right now - not the damn mayor, not the DA. Tell them to f off rather than complying with their vicious orders and mandates. Obeying like sheep isn't going to save you or the police budget.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 10, 2020 11:04 PM (HabA/)

253 Their CEO praised Trump's leadership, so they must be disappeared.
Posted by: AF at July 10, 2020 10:53 PM (RsPQq)


Goya had all their Venezuelan companies regulated and price controlled by Chavez and the Maduro, and eventually they set all their production into Colombia.
Finally all the Venezuelan assets were seized by Maduro.

Goya knows socialism good and hard

Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2020 11:04 PM (WyVLE)

254 Me if Broken Brain Biden "wins".

https://i.gifer.com/ggM.gif

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 10, 2020 11:04 PM (+y/Ru)

255 There was a "coexist" sticker on the bumper of the SUV that the Boston bombers carjacked, forcing the driver to cart them around for a few hours while they held him at gunpoint.
Posted by: hogmartin


So it worked, right?

Posted by: Patty Hearst at July 10, 2020 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)

256 Godnatt !

Posted by: runner at July 10, 2020 11:05 PM (zr5Kq)

257 Joe Biden staff have weighed in on Roger Stone commutation. Says Trump once again abusing his power. Destroying the rule of law.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 10, 2020 11:05 PM (Qr6+z)

258 My point is that of course he knew the connection. He is not stupid. What he is? A fucking scummy political operative with deep roots in the Deep State, and he is doing their bidding and following his most base political instincts.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2020 10:57 PM (dLLD6)

Agreed. Virology Journal is an NIH journal, he knew all about this, since 2005

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 11:05 PM (ONvIw)

259 Haven't been on enough dates with enough gals to have a weird date story. Sad!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 10, 2020 11:06 PM (NWiLs)

260 249 The McCloskeys are Trump donors

The rumor that they are Dems appears to be deliberate slander
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:03 PM (TOyHQ)

I don't think it was deliberate. A conservative on Twitter named "Benny" searched his name and found a guy with the same name had given money to the Dems. However, the Dem was in a different state. He jumped the gun and tweeted out that they were Dems and others picked up on it before the error was corrected.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 10, 2020 11:06 PM (HabA/)

261 Did not someone say that the McCloskeys were big
time Dems and Libs? I am wondering if the AR was purchased illegally by a
non weapon familiar couple.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 10, 2020 11:02 PM (Qr6+z)


There's a bit of confusion if they are the Dem donors or are being mistaken with a McCloskey in Michigan who is.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2020 11:06 PM (/rUIs)

262 I properly cleaned and oiled my pistol for the first time (not counting the army). Like restringing my electric guitars, a relaxing chore.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 10, 2020 11:07 PM (LxTcq)

263 @244...once picked a girl up in college while donating plasma. Never met her before but there we were, across the aisle from each other, making eyes for 45 minutes or however long it took. Then off to the bar...smart move after donating plasma...and then to my place. Saw her a couple times after that, but diminishing returns. When you start on such a high, classy note, you can only go down.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 10, 2020 11:07 PM (ja/kn)

264 Things to ponder: if crabs could read, would they read the Book Thread? And if they could, would they be less crabby? I mean, they could have the souls of poets if they weren't cold and wet and bored all the time...

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at July 10, 2020 11:07 PM (exg7Q)

265 So it worked, right?
Posted by: Patty Hearst at July 10, 2020 11:04 PM (QzkSJ)


About as well as I imagine the BLM signs in front of some houses around here will work, when the time comes to see if they make the Angel of Arson pass over that house.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 10, 2020 11:07 PM (t+qrx)

266 If crabs could read, they would show up to the food thread and shitpost.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 10, 2020 11:08 PM (H5knJ)

267 I've posted it several times: Asian Boss interview with the South Korean Head of Infectious Diseases. It's where I learned about how they were treating it.

https://youtu.be/gAk7aX5hksU

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 10, 2020 11:08 PM (YynYJ)

268 164 Don't forget that the teacher's unions who aren't working are freed up to harvest ballots.
Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 10:44 PM (AwPyG)
---------------------------------------
Ahhhh. Excellent point.
That's how the Dems are going to get armies of volunteers, despite having a lackluster candidate.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 10, 2020 11:09 PM (M/9m0)

269 @244...once picked a girl up in college while donating plasma.


I donated.

Not plasma exactly, but I gave generously.

Posted by: Miklos Tales, Exaggerated for Her Pleasure at July 10, 2020 11:09 PM (QzkSJ)

270 Just noticed that DuckDuckGo on Brave browser no longer shows any search results other than web pages.

No images, no videos etc.
Posted by: Miklos sees reason for suspicion at July 10, 2020 10:31 PM (QzkSJ)

Mine defaults to Web sites, always has, but the header area has choices: images, videos, news, and maps.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2020 11:10 PM (giVDy)

271 118 PORTLAND

The Left is all excited because one of the homicides in Portland was allegedly a black person killed by a random white person. As we all know, this happens constantly in the United States.

The only problem is that the person arrested is a mighty dark-skinned white person (the mugshot lists his race as "unknown"). The second problem is that the shooting occurred outside a strip club (a popular place for shootings in Portland), and the surveillance tapes show that a group including the two people were hanging out together prior to the shooting, so they clearly knew each other.

Of course, in America in 2020, actual facts don't matter, so I expect rioting in Portland over this.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Acropolis?

Posted by: Harley at July 10, 2020 11:10 PM (aldSv)

272 One day, I was cruising southbound Wadsworth with Joe Mannix while the schoolteachers were having one of their bitchy little protests, replete with pre-printed signs declaiming that Public Schools Deserve Better...

I told him they would think we're rich guys because we were white, and in a Town Car.

He said "No way. This is a 20 year old Town Car with bad paint job, and it burns oil."

I said "Watch this," and screamed in my very fucking loud voice "Public Schools Deserve To Be Defunded!!!"

One of these crunchy old commie fags immediately shouted back "That's easy for the guy in the Town Car to say!!!"

Joe looked crestfallen and said "That's the fastest I've ever been proven wrong."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


People who are too dumb to notice that a car is a couple of decades old don't warrant a raise.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 11:10 PM (+lVUW)

273 'Forbidden Knowledge' was good but 'Chaos and Order' was the best book in that series

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at July 10, 2020 11:10 PM (ykYG2)

274 If crabs could read, they would show up to the food thread and shitpost.
This.
Sabrina must know some pretty classy crabs if she thinks they're going to stick around with the military history people

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:10 PM (AwPyG)

275 The British apparently don't know their automatic weapons too well.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 10, 2020 11:10 PM (y1Mvi)

276 Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 10, 2020 11:07 PM (ja/kn)

....

That's a beautiful story man.

If there was more love in the world like that, we wouldn't all be fighting.

Bleed, bang, repeat, bid au revoir.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 10, 2020 11:11 PM (38/p9)

277 If you want to totally freak out a reading crab, give him a Zatarain's box.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2020 11:12 PM (Fc5rx)

278 184 saw a tweet yesterday from a couple in Boulder about how they were hiking in some park and people were walking past them WITH NO MASKS ON
OUTSIDE


followed by an impassioned plea for the governor to order mandatory mask-wearing state-wide
Posted by: DB- just DB


Remember those kids in school who were always tattling to the teacher? Even the nuns didn't like them.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 11:13 PM (+lVUW)

279 @277
Oh--I have to try that!

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:13 PM (AwPyG)

280 There's probably a poster with my (young) face on it at the crab post office, with BOLO at the bottom. Fond memories of turning over rocks on the beach in the PNW and "playing" with the crabs underneath. They hated it.

Posted by: Sabrina Chase at July 10, 2020 11:14 PM (exg7Q)

281 Apparently, drivers crossing the Delaware River who don't have the electronic 'token' from EZ-Pass are getting ridiculous bills, now that there are no toll takers.
One example: $0.40 toll with a $50.00 admin fee

Posted by: SMOD at July 10, 2020 11:14 PM (X5CsJ)

282 ...once picked a girl up in college while donating plasma.

********

At least you could tell if she was your type before asking her out.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2020 11:14 PM (Fc5rx)

283 Goya Foods, founded by and owned by Hispanics is on the left's #cancel list because their CEO dares to support Trump and isn't coming begging for forgiveness.

Donkey-Chompers is leading the mob, tweeting: "Look, it's me googling how to make your own adobo"

She was asked why such a genuine Latina like herself would have to google that

https://tinyurl.com/yaqe24hn

Posted by: kbdabear at July 10, 2020 11:15 PM (qAR6u)

284 Thanks for the stellar ONT WD.

special thanks for the archive link for the paywalled thingy

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at July 10, 2020 11:15 PM (LWu6U)

285 Don't hate me but I thought the feminized Mitch Trubinsky was pretty attractive. Growing up in Chicago, I'm a sucker for Polish girls and have a love/hate relationship with Bears QBs.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 10, 2020 11:16 PM (DY3v8)

286 Did they end up in your books?

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:16 PM (AwPyG)

287 https://tinyurl.com/y7z8zlh7

Posted by: kbdabear at July 10, 2020 10:39 PM (qAR6u)

Heh. In the second pic, the airliner in the background is Westjet, based out of Calgary. Their tail colors are distinctive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2020 11:16 PM (giVDy)

288 At least you could tell if she was your type before asking her out.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 10, 2020 11:14 PM (Fc5rx)

Of course.

Hooray for cryo

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 11:17 PM (ONvIw)

289 Hey! I was just searching for teaching crabs how to read!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 10, 2020 11:17 PM (CjFDo)

290 Sorry to hear Roger Stone got hard for nothing.

Oh my God, I just got that.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 10, 2020 11:18 PM (DY3v8)

291 If I don't wear a mask, I don't get dialysis.

The Big 10 announced that only conference games will be played, meaning Nebraska loses another $13M. There's a weasel clause at the end of the announcement: the Big 10 can cancel anything and everything at its discretion. By the end of 2020, Nebraska is going to be in bankruptcy court.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at July 10, 2020 11:18 PM (P0lHU)

292 How can you tell if they're paying attention, with their beady stalk-eyes?

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:20 PM (AwPyG)

293 That Turkish guy has some balls!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 10, 2020 11:20 PM (CjFDo)

294 MO AG is not happy with the local prosecutor seizing the McCloskeys weapons but does not seem to be getting involved.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 10, 2020 11:21 PM (Qr6+z)

295 FIIIIRSSSSST

Posted by: Piercello at July 10, 2020 11:21 PM (ajoh7)

296 @291...U of Nebraska got kicked out of the AAU a few years back. Writing was on the wall then.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 10, 2020 11:21 PM (ja/kn)

297 I told him they would think we're rich guys because we were white, and in a Town Car.

He said "No way. This is a 20 year old Town Car with bad paint job, and it burns oil."

I said "Watch this," and screamed in my very fucking loud voice "Public Schools Deserve To Be Defunded!!!"

One of these crunchy old commie fags immediately shouted back "That's easy for the guy in the Town Car to say!!!"

Joe looked crestfallen and said "That's the fastest I've ever been proven wrong."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 10, 2020 10:47 PM (oJN+m)

LOL!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2020 11:21 PM (giVDy)

298 Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 11:10 PM (+lVUW)

Thanks, I needed something like that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 10, 2020 11:22 PM (eTZoJ)

299 With a name Stairdrac the Netherwatcher I feel like he'd be looking up things more related to netherwatching.

Posted by: Surfperch at July 10, 2020 11:22 PM (tVQUs)

300 Hey Horde, and Shabbat shalom!

Don't know if it's already been noted, but friend of mine suggested buying Goya products and donating to local food pantry. I bought a bunch today, because #ReverseBoycott (and f*ck the bullies), and found a couple local places I'll reach out to first of the week.

#DoubleWhammy

Posted by: ibguy at July 10, 2020 11:22 PM (EHVbt)

301 I wish someone would teach my crabs to read so they had something to do besides bite me.


Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 10, 2020 11:22 PM (qlFIA)

302 UPMC says covid hospitalizations at 2 month low

https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2020/06/24/
upmc-low-hospitalizations-coronavirus

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:22 PM (TOyHQ)

303 FIIIIRSSSSST
Posted by: Piercello

There's always room for cello !

Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 11:22 PM (arJlL)

304 291 If I don't wear a mask, I don't get dialysis.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at July 10, 2020 11:18 PM (P0lHU)

My oncologist took her surgical mask off and put on a cloth one that just hung down but wasn't tied to make a fit with her face in my last meeting with her- though she did keep her face shield on- while her nurse had to keep pulling the surgical mask back up as it was constantly slipping down.

I didn't get the sense they believed masks are the difference between life and death.

Posted by: Bete at July 10, 2020 11:23 PM (Ojki1)

305 I have nothing of value to contribute. So, off to bed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 10, 2020 11:24 PM (NWiLs)

306 my mom used to do that because she didn't want to admit to herself that she'd eaten all the ice cream.
Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 10:48 PM (AwPyG)

Well, there exists a slight possibility, that the luminiferous aether, upon seeing an empty ice cream box in the freezer, might teleport some ice cream bars to the box, in order to restore the balance of the universe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2020 11:24 PM (giVDy)

307 232 I guess buying Goya is now on the list tomorrow. No clue what I'd do with it but I'll search for some ideas. Free speech for me but not for thee because you're all evil Trump people. Or something.
Posted by: turambar


Duckduckgo some salad recipes. There are pretty good ones that use black beans and canned corn.

Posted by: nerdygirl at July 10, 2020 11:24 PM (+lVUW)

308 I'd hit half of the NFL QBs.

Wait, what's this link of them as women? GROSS!

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 10, 2020 11:25 PM (qlFIA)

309 Evenin', Horde!

Teaching crabs to read is a bad idea. Then they'll discover that "To Serve Crab" is a cookbook!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 10, 2020 11:25 PM (CAJOC)

310 pleasant dreams, Insom !

Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 11:25 PM (arJlL)

311 Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:22 PM (TOyHQ)

Guess Pittsburgh didn't get mega protests?

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 11:25 PM (ONvIw)

312 My dentist told me outright that the mask was BS. He also said the zinc is key--zinc is apparently a booster for the immune system.

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:25 PM (AwPyG)

313 if you're going yo the hospital or clinic or whatever DO wear a mask - those places are full of germs and viruses of all sorts!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:25 PM (TOyHQ)

314 I once picked up a girl that was drinking at the bar I was working at and successfully completed my mission.

Three days later, I was pulled over by the police for going "approximately 52 in a 45 mph zone" and when I went to get the registration out of the glove box, the officer spotted a bag of weed I had and arrested me.

He asked me if there were any more drugs in the car, and honestly, to the best of my knowledge, I told him there was not. He ended up finding two more baggies with an 1/8th of an ounce each in them that I had forgotten, as well as finding a small woman's clutch purse with several pills in it that said trollop had left in the car.

I was charged with with possession with intent for resale on the weed and possession of a Schedule 2 substance for the pills, until such time as the toxicology report returned.

On my arraignment court day, it turned out the pills were antibiotics for some sort of venereal disease. So I had to go get myself checked and the doctor my prostate at 22 years old to make sure my burning pee wasn't a prostate problem.

That pretty much sucked.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 10, 2020 11:26 PM (38/p9)

315 Went to dinner and drinks sat outside. People watching. The wife got mad at me for making fun of the mask wearers... The one guy that really cracked me up had the clear face shield and elbow high dark blue gloves... "Look at this guy, oh man he swallowed it hook line and sinker" .... Mock them mercilessly

Posted by: Pliney at July 10, 2020 11:26 PM (nzKWW)

316 Guess Pittsburgh didn't get mega protests?
Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 11:25 PM (ONvIw)

they send all.their students home - no one around to riot

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:26 PM (TOyHQ)

317 I wonder if the food bank takes cans of black beans?
Posted by: Floridachick at July 10, 2020 10:52 PM (mS1SA)

1. black beans are yummy, eat 'em.

2. the Food bank is a charity, is it not? Then they damn well ought to take boneless inverted pork rectums, and thank you profusely for them, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2020 11:27 PM (giVDy)

318 they send all.their students home - no one around to riot
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:26 PM (TOyHQ)

Well done.
I knew I like Pittsburgh. Kid 2 went to school there. I always enjoyed my visits.

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 11:27 PM (ONvIw)

319 Guess Pittsburgh didn't get mega protests?
Posted by: CN

They prolly heard you were comin'......

Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 11:28 PM (arJlL)

320 That pretty much sucked.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Cool story, bro.

Posted by: 17th Century syphilis patient at July 10, 2020 11:28 PM (QzkSJ)

321 He also said the zinc is key--zinc is apparently a booster for the immune system.
Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:25 PM (AwPyG)


I'm 40% zinc!

Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez at July 10, 2020 11:29 PM (t+qrx)

322 They prolly heard you were comin'......
Posted by: JT at July 10, 2020 11:28 PM (arJlL)

And that kid is way better trained than I am, LOL.

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 11:29 PM (ONvIw)

323 MO AG is not happy with the local prosecutor seizing the McCloskeys weapons but does not seem to be getting involved.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 10, 2020 11:21 PM (Qr6+z)

Fellow patriots in MO need to find reason to go visit their good friends the MCCloskeys and bring their guns with them.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 10, 2020 11:29 PM (nAiE/)

324 My husband is a jerk. He ate my last Blue Bunny ice cream cone and left the empty box in the freezer.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 10:42 PM (3JYDJ)

Hire me and by the time I'm through you'll have the house, car, kids, and every last cent he earns.

Did I also mention I'm single?

Posted by: A Scumbag Divorce Lawyer at July 10, 2020 11:30 PM (1Yy3c)

325 Made it back alive, mostly.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 10, 2020 11:31 PM (SchxB)

326 Best Yacht Rock song? Bread, Baby I'm a Want You. It's a vagina-tingler.

Crabs everywhere are Googling how to make men more metrosexual.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 10, 2020 11:31 PM (DY3v8)

327 The same St. Louis police who refused to show up to protect them. The government and cops are letting us know that it Zimbabwe American we're supposed to just let ourselves be beaten or killed by the mob and enjoy it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 10, 2020 10:58 PM (/rUIs)

This is why, in such a situation, a hand grenade, or an improvised equivalent, beats a rifle. If you have to use it, you no longer possess it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2020 11:32 PM (giVDy)

328 Night all.

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 11:32 PM (ONvIw)

329 Las vegas has the best people watching

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:32 PM (AwPyG)

330 Here in Wisconsin, a Hispanic guy has been charged with a hate crime and first degree intentional homicide. He apparently deliberately struck and killed a 55 year old man on a Harley on July 3. He didn't know the man he killed (a Marine vet) but he said Harley drivers are white guys and he wanted to kill a white guy because whites are evil.

Gee, where'd he get that idea?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 10, 2020 11:33 PM (HabA/)

331 Is blue bunny an ice cream flavor?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 10, 2020 11:34 PM (tzqSM)

332 Gee, where'd he get that idea?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V.



mmmm...SATAN!?

Posted by: Church Lady at July 10, 2020 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)

333 Blue bunny is an ice cream brand

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:35 PM (TOyHQ)

334
I didn't get the sense they believed masks are the difference between life and death.

Posted by: Bete
-------

My neighbors, husband and wife (three kids) on one side, never have masks on. On the other side, Dr. husband, critical care nurse wife (two kids), no masks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2020 11:35 PM (DMQdU)

335 I heard my name.

Someone need anything?

Money?

Nubile young women?

Season tickets?

Posted by: Satan at July 10, 2020 11:36 PM (1Yy3c)

336 mmmm...SATAN!?
Posted by: Church Lady at July 10, 2020 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)

Try CNN.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 10, 2020 11:36 PM (HabA/)

337 Top yacht rock song is, of corse, "Sailing" by Christopher Cross but it came out in 1980 as I recall.

Posted by: Tuna at July 10, 2020 11:37 PM (gLRfa)

338 Unsurprisingly, National Review hosted the Yacht Rock article. Still not clear whether Yacht Rock or weiners are more sandwichey.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 10, 2020 11:37 PM (lhibB)

339 The "female" Ben Roethlisberger looks like Amy Schumer

Posted by: kbdabear at July 10, 2020 11:37 PM (qAR6u)

340 Posted by: Pantene at July 10, 2020 10:59 PM (28EbP)

CBD is completely full of shit. I wouldn't believe a word he says.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2020 11:37 PM (dLLD6)

341 Hey! HEY!

Don't blame me for CNfuckingN.

That's all on you asshole humans.

Posted by: Satan at July 10, 2020 11:38 PM (1Yy3c)

342
My husband is a jerk. He ate my last Blue Bunny ice cream cone and left the empty box in the freezer.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 10, 2020 10:42 PM (3JYDJ)


You and your husband need to set up an ice cream trust, where the cones are periodically doled out. I volunteer to be trustee.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2020 11:38 PM (mht8P)

343 Here in Wisconsin, a Hispanic guy has been charged with a hate crime and first degree intentional homicide. He apparently deliberately struck and killed a 55 year old man on a Harley on July 3. He didn't know the man he killed (a Marine vet) but he said Harley drivers are white guys and he wanted to kill a white guy because whites are evil.

Gee, where'd he get that idea?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 10, 2020 11:33 PM (HabA/)

Isn't his story the former police officer (which he didn't know, but probably would have just enraged him further) was on a Harley, and he believes all Harley riders are White Supremacists?

Can't imagine too many people are jumping forward to help the guy make his $1 million bail. Maybe the woke executives at Harley can do it?

Me, I say just put him on a stage at Sturgis during rally week, let everyone know who he is and what he did, and then have law enforcement look the other way as so many do with all the woke mobs and let nature take its course.

Posted by: Bete at July 10, 2020 11:38 PM (Ojki1)

344 The nice thing about Goya is that they have some things that are Spanish and Caribbean, not just Mexican stuff.

I like their Sazon Goya con azafran (Goya seasoning with saffron.) No, it doesn't have much $affron, but it's a good cheap substitute.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 10, 2020 11:39 PM (M/9m0)

345 He also said the zinc is key--zinc is apparently a booster for the immune system.
Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:25 PM (AwPyG)

I'm 40% zinc!
Posted by: Bender Bending Rodriguez
-----------

Me too! And carbon. But mostly zinc.

Posted by: Eveready at July 10, 2020 11:39 PM (DMQdU)

346 331 Is blue bunny an ice cream flavor?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 10, 2020 11:34 PM (tzqSM)

Ice Cream company.

Posted by: Bete at July 10, 2020 11:39 PM (Ojki1)

347
Blue Bell >>>> Blue Bunny

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 10, 2020 11:40 PM (mht8P)

348 ''My husband is a jerk. He ate my last Blue Bunny ice cream cone and left the empty box in the freezer. ''

I picked up a box of the Blue Bunny S'Mores cones last week. They were yummy.

Posted by: Tuna at July 10, 2020 11:40 PM (gLRfa)

349 Hey everybody.

Just settin' waiting for my Wing Stop order.

And, I finished a new screenplay last night.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 10, 2020 11:41 PM (oEyOm)

350 336 mmmm...SATAN!?
Posted by: Church Lady at July 10, 2020 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)

Try CNN.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 10, 2020 11:36 PM (HabA/)

Yeah, they aren't with me. Well, they WILL be, eventually, but right now this is their own shit.

Posted by: Lucifer at July 10, 2020 11:41 PM (Ojki1)

351 "Is blue bunny an ice cream flavor?"

Blew Bunny? Is that like Schweddy Ballz?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 10, 2020 11:41 PM (lhibB)

352 In exchange for your soul I will give you all the Blue Bunny ice cream you could ever desire!

Posted by: Satan at July 10, 2020 11:41 PM (1Yy3c)

353 Yeah, that yacht rock thing started about the time I was turning 40.

Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at July 10, 2020 11:42 PM (pbStR)

354 Jordan61 is reminding me of the dude who wouldn't let his girlfriend have his ice cream at the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DMVgID-7U0

Posted by: Hands at July 10, 2020 11:42 PM (786Ro)

355 Christoper Cross was a one-album wonder

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:42 PM (AwPyG)

356 I think there's something satanic about Jack In The Box tacos. Can't prove it though...

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 10, 2020 11:43 PM (oEyOm)

357 CBD is completely full of shit. I wouldn't believe a word he says.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 10, 2020 11:37 PM (dLLD6)

Guy knows his art. Seems to have a bit of a fixation with ottomans though.

Posted by: Bete at July 10, 2020 11:43 PM (Ojki1)

358 Me too! And carbon. But mostly zinc.
Posted by: Eveready at July 10, 2020 11:39 PM (DMQdU)

And all your energy comes from the zinc being oxidized in solution.

Without zinc, you'd be Neveready.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2020 11:44 PM (giVDy)

359 ''Christoper Cross was a one-album wonder''

Pretty much. I think his only other hit was the theme from "Arthur".

Posted by: Tuna at July 10, 2020 11:44 PM (gLRfa)

360 I rarely eat ice cream. If I wasn't just a lurker I could probably get banned for that

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 10, 2020 11:44 PM (tzqSM)

361 355 Christoper Cross was a one-album wonder
Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:42 PM (AwPyG)

Hey, us too.

Posted by: Kris Kross at July 10, 2020 11:44 PM (Ojki1)

362 Yacht Rock, aka Dentist Office Rock.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 10, 2020 11:45 PM (lhibB)

363 @349
What kind of screenplay?

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:45 PM (AwPyG)

364
I like their Sazon Goya con azafran (Goya seasoning with saffron.) No, it doesn't have much $affron, but it's a good cheap substitute.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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I use their Ham Seasoning regularly, in vegetables. It's easier than keeping ham bits on hand, and....I'm lazy.

Lima beans? Dump in a packet of Goya ham seasoning.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2020 11:45 PM (pbStR)

365 I am eating some Blue Bunny ice cream just now.

Butter pecan

*reclines and enjoys both ice cream and the inevitable dispute about proper pronunciation of "Pecan")*

Posted by: reasonably content Miklos at July 10, 2020 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)

366 Christoper Cross was a one-album wonder

And that one sucked.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 10, 2020 11:46 PM (SchxB)

367 Artemis: romcom. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 10, 2020 11:46 PM (oEyOm)

368 193
Rob Edwards
@RobertDEdwards
JUST IN: Sources tell @ksdknews that St. Louis Police executed a search warrant tonight at the home of Mark and Patricia McCloskey.

Sources say they seized the rifle he held during a confrontation with protesters in June at their Central West End home.
https://t.co/22SGpoc2UW?amp=1f
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 10, 2020 10:52 PM (FBrfY)

Well, if they weren't conservative before, they will be now.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 10, 2020 11:46 PM (gsGev)

369 Speaking of CBD there's cannabis stores all over the place where I live.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 10, 2020 11:46 PM (tzqSM)

370 Boz Skaggs, too. One album, I think. Or one good one, anyway

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:46 PM (AwPyG)

371 ''Yacht Rock, aka Dentist Office Rock.''

LOL. True. I must be piped in to every dentist's office in the U.S.

Posted by: Tuna at July 10, 2020 11:47 PM (gLRfa)

372 Well, if they weren't conservative before, they will be now.
Posted by: Darrell Harris


More of that there reality mugging.

Posted by: unreasonably content Miklos at July 10, 2020 11:47 PM (QzkSJ)

373 @367
do you follow the "16 beats" format? I think that's very interesting.

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:47 PM (AwPyG)

374 Pee- kahn

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:47 PM (TOyHQ)

375 Yacht Rock, aka Dentist Office Rock.

I was in the dentist office on Monday, Motley Crue was playing in the exam area.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 10, 2020 11:47 PM (SchxB)

376
Christoper Cross was a one-album wonder
Posted by: artemis


Ride like the wind.

https://youtu.be/4JLbhEUE_5U

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2020 11:48 PM (aKsyK)

377 McCloskeysare an object lesson in what the Left does to people who exercise their rights

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:49 PM (TOyHQ)

378 Boz Skaggs, too. One album, I think. Or one good one, anyway
Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:46 PM (AwPyG)

I think Boz had a number of fine albums, but Silk Degrees is the only one I remember as being a huge hit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 10, 2020 11:49 PM (giVDy)

379 The NHL is returning to play. I can't say I care that much

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 10, 2020 11:49 PM (tzqSM)

380 "Motley Crue was playing in the exam area"

Ballad or anthem?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 10, 2020 11:49 PM (lhibB)

381 Ben & Jerry's has chocolate covered cookie dough ice cream sandwiches. They are very good, but have been difficult to find.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 10, 2020 11:49 PM (CAJOC)

382 Hits and semi-hits by Christopher Cross:

- Arthur Theme
- Sailing
- Ride Like The Wind
- All Right
- Think Of Laura
- I Don't Know Anymore

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 10, 2020 11:49 PM (oEyOm)

383 And all your energy comes from the zinc being oxidized in solution.

Without zinc, you'd be Neveready.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------------

Which means, that we can still make batteries out of OUR pennies.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2020 11:49 PM (ELgVT)

384 @380
What a dumb question; if it's a dentist's office, then of course it's an anthem!

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:50 PM (AwPyG)

385 Odd happenings on first dates.
First date with the woman who was my future first wife.
We lived in Southern IN across the river from Louisville, KY. The city owned an excursion steamboat, The Belle of Louisville. Every Saturday night it ran a 24 mile round trip dance cruise with a live band.
On this particular night as we were returning to the dock the boat lost power. Paddlewheel stopped and we were drifting downstream in the current. We came very close to hitting the I-65 bridge pier and were saved by a couple of local towboats who kept us from striking the next bridge down river. They also towed us to the pier for debarkation.
The band meanwhile was playing, Nearer My God to Thee. Did I take the hint? Nope. Young and stupid.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at July 10, 2020 11:50 PM (d9Irc)

386 It's the inside people that we have to worry about now.


Specifically, each and every committee head in the GOPe Senate. Every single one. Until those tumors are excised nothing changes.

Posted by: Tracy B at July 10, 2020 11:50 PM (28EbP)

387 Which means, that we can still make batteries out of OUR pennies.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


No!

I have NO 1943 ZINC PENNIES!!!!

Posted by: Miklos the Collector at July 10, 2020 11:51 PM (QzkSJ)

388 Boz Skaggs, too. One album, I think. Or one good one, anyway
Posted by: artemis

---

Down two, then left?

Of course my mind is going so . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at July 10, 2020 11:51 PM (Rvt88)

389 "Isn't his story the former police officer (which he didn't know, but probably would have just enraged him further) was on a Harley, and he believes all Harley riders are White Supremacists?"

Yep.

Yeah, I'd love to see the murderous nimrod released at Sturgis.

Hey, the Motaur is black!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 10, 2020 11:52 PM (HabA/)

390 Ballad or anthem?

Anthem. "Kickstart my Heart"

Which really would be more appropriate for a cardiologist's office, now that I think about it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 10, 2020 11:53 PM (SchxB)

391 364---I use their Ham Seasoning regularly, in vegetables. It's easier than keeping ham bits on hand, and....I'm lazy.

Lima beans? Dump in a packet of Goya ham seasoning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2020 11:45 PM (pbStR)
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Hmmm. I will see if that's in the stores around here.
Sounds interesting, definitely worth a try.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 10, 2020 11:53 PM (M/9m0)

392
I have NO 1943 ZINC PENNIES!!!!
Posted by: Miklos the Collector
--------
No problem. Send 'em to me and I'll return zincs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2020 11:53 PM (ELgVT)

393 ..Christoper Cross was a one-album wonder


Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:42 PM (AwPyG)



True. But he was also a multi-album, multi-hit wonder, when working as a Producer for other artists' albums.

Same with Michael Omartian. (sp?) His name were on Gold Records everywhere for about a 20 year span.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2020 11:54 PM (QzJWU)

394 Don't touch the ham out front.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 10, 2020 11:54 PM (aKsyK)

395 Here in Wisconsin, a Hispanic guy has been charged with a hate crime and first degree intentional homicide. He apparently deliberately struck and killed a 55 year old man on a Harley on July 3. He didn't know the man he killed (a Marine vet) but he said Harley drivers are white guys and he wanted to kill a white guy because whites are evil.

Gee, where'd he get that idea?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&V. at July 10, 2020 11:33 PM (HabA/)



Lets riot!!!

Posted by: LASue at July 10, 2020 11:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

396 Hmmm. I will see if that's in the stores around here.
Sounds interesting, definitely worth a try.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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Looks like this:

https://tinyurl.com/y7z29m33

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2020 11:56 PM (vOGqy)

397 219 Buy goya!

Never had it before, but I will now
Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 10:57 PM (AwPyG)


I like their products, especially the Malta Goya and coconut water. Mrs. Texan likes the quality and convenience of the rice and vegetables.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at July 10, 2020 11:56 PM (9IdCK)

398 Motley Crue was playing in the exam area" 

....


Cool!


Did you get their autographs?

Posted by: LOL at July 10, 2020 11:56 PM (LRt8K)

399 I wonder why you'd become a performer if you were a successful producer--it seems as though it would be a completely different skill set. Like that man who played with the beatles--the one who played keyboard? I forget his name.

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:57 PM (AwPyG)

400 Just saw a quote from Betsy DeVos from yesterday maybe
Saying if schools won't reopen maybe they should just send the funds directly to parents so they can figure out how to educate their kids

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:57 PM (TOyHQ)

401 NFL QBs as women - - sorry but doesn't that presuppose anyone gives two sh-ts about the NFL to start? They might as well just go ahead and force the QB position to be filled only by women - literally - and it would do nothing to change the current trajectory of its popularity. F-ck the NFL, the owners, players, the coaches, and most of all the fans that continue to pour money down that corporate sewer that allow it to have the influence on society that it does.

Rant - off

Posted by: Oliver H at July 10, 2020 11:58 PM (28EbP)

402 @397
that sounds good, and so does the ham seasoning on lima beans. Lima beans definitely need some help

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:58 PM (AwPyG)

403 "Motley Crue was playing in the exam area
Cool!
Did you get their autographs?"

I saw Motley Crue open for Autograph at, you know, the thing.

Posted by: Drink Like Gropey, Dopey Joepedo at July 10, 2020 11:58 PM (lhibB)

404 393 ..Christoper Cross was a one-album wonder


Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:42 PM (AwPyG)


True. But he was also a multi-album, multi-hit wonder, when working as a Producer for other artists' albums.

Same with Michael Omartian. (sp?) His name were on Gold Records everywhere for about a 20 year span.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 10, 2020 11:54 PM (QzJWU)

Fun Fact: Michael Omartian's wife is Stormie Omartian, who wrote those Power of a Praying Wife, etc. books.

Big time Christians.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 10, 2020 11:59 PM (gsGev)

405 I bought lots of cherries today and I will be canning cherries tomorrow.

Yesterday I bought a small batch of cherries to make sure they were ripe and tasty, and they are Lapins and they are very tasty


I decided that I wanted to make brandied cherries, but I decided to not break open the good fifth of brandy in the back shelf, and I prefer to drink my Pisco neat, so I mixed up rum and molasses and put up a quart of cherries that way.

Today I had a few, and . . . Yup. They are working!

My typing accuracy has gone waaaay down.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 10, 2020 11:59 PM (WyVLE)

406 @401
Have you noticed that they're hell-bent on cancelling college football? this will not stand.

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:59 PM (AwPyG)

407 Like that man who played with the beatles--the one who played keyboard? I forget his name.

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:57

Yoko Ono?

Posted by: LOL at July 10, 2020 11:59 PM (LRt8K)

408 396---Looks like this:

https://tinyurl.com/y7z29m33
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2020 11:56 PM (vOGqy)
-------------------------------------
Ahhh.
Thanks!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 10, 2020 11:59 PM (M/9m0)

409 I use Goya's ham seasoning as perfume.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 10, 2020 11:59 PM (H5knJ)

410 NFL QBs as women - - sorry but doesn't that presuppose anyone gives two sh-ts about the NFL to start? They might as well just go ahead and force the QB position to be filled only by women - literally - and it would do nothing to change the current trajectory of its popularity.
Posted by: Oliver H at July 10, 2020 11:58 PM (28EbP)

I don't know, I think female Quarterbacks might not feel the need to be babied as much with as many rules against contact as the males have.

Posted by: Bete at July 10, 2020 11:59 PM (Ojki1)

411 400 Just saw a quote from Betsy DeVos from yesterday maybe
Saying if schools won't reopen maybe they should just send the funds directly to parents so they can figure out how to educate their kids

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:57 PM (TOyHQ)

I like DeVos' thinking. Don't let a 'crisis' go to waste.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 11, 2020 12:00 AM (gsGev)

412 ''Like that man who played with the beatles--the one who played keyboard? I forget his name. ''

Billy Preston

Posted by: Tuna at July 11, 2020 12:00 AM (gLRfa)

413 407 Like that man who played with the beatles--the one who played keyboard? I forget his name.

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:57

Yoko Ono?
Posted by: LOL at July 10, 2020 11:59 PM (LRt8K)

Billy Preston. Genius. Sad ending to his life, however.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 11, 2020 12:01 AM (gsGev)

414 @400
maybe that's a silver lining. We have to figure out how to break the top-down bureaucracy in public ed.

Posted by: artemis at July 11, 2020 12:01 AM (AwPyG)

415 400 Just saw a quote from Betsy DeVos from yesterday maybe
Saying if schools won't reopen maybe they should just send the funds directly to parents so they can figure out how to educate their kids

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:57 PM (TOyHQ)

THAT is perfect.

Posted by: hmmmm at July 11, 2020 12:01 AM (BRkq2)

416 406 @401
Have you noticed that they're hell-bent on cancelling college football? this will not stand.
Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:59 PM (AwPyG)

I don't know, all that CFB needs to do is go as Woke as the NFL and I think the opposition to cancelling it will be far more muted.

Posted by: Bete at July 11, 2020 12:02 AM (Ojki1)

417 407
heh.
I think I meant billy preston, but they could be brothers.

Posted by: artemis at July 11, 2020 12:02 AM (AwPyG)

418 Darrell Harris I am gonna float that same DeVos idea, as if it were mine, next time the topic of schools comes up IRL

Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 11, 2020 12:02 AM (TOyHQ)

419 393- Jim
From last night. Conrad Dobler played for the St Louis Cardinals.

Who has the crazy TV commercial with the couple that bought the house and found out they had a RATT problem?
They were playing in the basement...

Posted by: DBCooper at July 11, 2020 12:02 AM (y1Mvi)

420 Who has the crazy TV commercial with the couple that bought the house and found out they had a RATT problem?
They were playing in the basement...
Posted by: DBCooper at July 11, 2020 12:02 AM (y1Mvi)

GEICO

Posted by: Bete at July 11, 2020 12:04 AM (Ojki1)

421 Lima beans? Dump in a packet of Goya ham seasoning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 10, 2020 11:45 PM (pbStR)
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Hmmm. I will see if that's in the stores around here.
Sounds interesting, definitely worth a try.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

Seconded.

Hiya Margarita !

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2020 12:04 AM (arJlL)

422 @416
There's a lot of out and proud Christians playing college football, and I think that's half the reason they're trying to ruin it.

Posted by: artemis at July 11, 2020 12:04 AM (AwPyG)

423 Cherries are the bane of my existence. Poor enamel on my teeth, and cherries stain my teeth something fierce. I unthinkingly drank two sour cherry ales last week. Now am going to have to go to the dentist for a cleaning, I think.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2020 12:04 AM (H5knJ)

424 420- Bete
I hate Geico but they have some decent ads. Thanks!

Posted by: DBCooper at July 11, 2020 12:06 AM (y1Mvi)

425 423 Cherries are the bane of my existence. Poor enamel on my teeth, and cherries stain my teeth something fierce. I unthinkingly drank two sour cherry ales last week. Now am going to have to go to the dentist for a cleaning, I think.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2020 12:04 AM (H5knJ)

Iought a bag or red cherries and a bag of Rainier. Then I had to do a taste test. Then both bags were as empty as the lady's ice cream box.

Posted by: hmmmm at July 11, 2020 12:06 AM (BRkq2)

426 Don't touch the ham out front.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Will you be here all week?

Posted by: Wisconsin Miklos, tipping waitresses and cows at July 11, 2020 12:06 AM (QzkSJ)

427 418 Darrell Harris I am gonna float that same DeVos idea, as if it were mine, next time the topic of schools comes up IRL
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 11, 2020 12:02 AM (TOyHQ)

Agreed.

We'd better do it, because that quote is never going to see the light of day again, if the MSM has anything to say about it. It makes too much sense.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 11, 2020 12:06 AM (gsGev)

428 421---Hiya Margarita !
Posted by: JT at July 11, 2020 12:04 AM (arJlL)
-----------------------------------
Hi there, JT !!!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2020 12:07 AM (M/9m0)

429 Is she not woman? She is DeVos.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2020 12:08 AM (aKsyK)

430 The McCloskeys are Trump donors

The rumor that they are Dems appears to be deliberate slander
Posted by: vm

I saw a clip of the husband on the news. he seemed too bright to be dem

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2020 12:08 AM (Ed8Zd)

431 429 Is she not woman? She is DeVos.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2020 12:08 AM (aKsyK)

Indeed. Freedom of Choice.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 11, 2020 12:09 AM (gsGev)

432 409 I use Goya's ham seasoning as perfume.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 10, 2020 11:59 PM (H5knJ)

How many packs for that much pork?

Posted by: hmmmm at July 11, 2020 12:09 AM (BRkq2)

433 Seems like the McCloskeys never learned the value of a canoe

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2020 12:10 AM (Ieq1i)

434 I think the pink polo shirt that the husband was wearing was the giveaway. that, and how the wife held the pistol like a martini. they were republicans, in their natural habitat.

Posted by: artemis at July 11, 2020 12:10 AM (AwPyG)

435 Instapundit:

Who is Kimberly Gardner, St. Louis prosecutor investigating gun-toting couple? Gardner, who was elected in 2016 on a platform of reforming the criminal justice system, was reportedly backed by liberal billionaire George Soros.

More: Gardner, one of four Democrats running for St. Louis circuit attorney in the Aug. 2 primary, is taking heat for a new political ad paid for with money from a national super PAC that is at least partly funded by liberal billionaire George Soros.

Posted by: AF at July 11, 2020 12:11 AM (RsPQq)

436 Sources say they seized the rifle he held during a confrontation with protesters in June at their Central West End home.

https://t.co/22SGpoc2UW?amp=1f


Fuckers
Posted by: runner at July

And now theyre sitting ducks.

Posted by: LASue at July 11, 2020 12:11 AM (Ed8Zd)

437 ..I hate Geico but they have some decent ads. Thanks!

Posted by: DBCooper at July 11, 2020 12:06 AM (y1Mvi)



With your access to video footage of airplanes n' fires, I think you've got the stock to make one hell of a GEICO parody ad:


"GEICO KAMAKAZE INSURANCE" Yeeerraaaaggghhhh!


/howarddeanyell



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 11, 2020 12:11 AM (QzJWU)

438 Okay I'm back.
Anyone else ever had Wing Stop's Atomic wing flavor?

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 12:13 AM (L2ZTs)

439 I'm FREAKED OUT by the compliance with the mask thing. It's obviously a totem, and something else I cannot quite put my finger on. Not only the compliance, but the shrieking from the "maskers" toward those who don't want to participate in this unnecessary exercise.

Posted by: kalneva at July 11, 2020 12:13 AM (qU1DE)

440
What kinda crabs we are we talking about being taught to read?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2020 12:13 AM (pNxlR)

441 Heidi said Jordan's ol man ate the last blue bunny ice cream cone. Has she left him yet?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 11, 2020 12:14 AM (Jx5Qs)

442 The kind of crabs who are not well-enough educated for the book thread. community college crabs.

Posted by: artemis at July 11, 2020 12:15 AM (AwPyG)

443 Crab literacy matters!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 12:15 AM (L2ZTs)

444 This DA thing is out of control.
No one will arrest anyone if they are out on no bail, right away, maybe no charges pressed.
But charges pressed like crazy where no statute law exists.
Soros is a genius.

Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 11, 2020 12:16 AM (w7KSn)

445 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 11, 2020 12:16 AM (IFG8u)

446 The kind of crabs who are not well-enough educated for the book thread. community college crabs.
Posted by: artemis

---

Well that and they don't wear pants. Except for Mr. Crab. He does.

Posted by: Tonypete at July 11, 2020 12:17 AM (Rvt88)

447 10 Anyone ever hear of a facility referring to itself as Covid Compliant? Is this a licensing thing?

Posted by: CN at July 10, 2020 10:04 PM (ONvIw)

At the hair salon I go to they have "COVID Certificats" displayed on a table with each hair stylists name on one. Must be some training people get from consultants that probably goes a long way to protect the business from lawsuits.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2020 12:17 AM (zqs/f)

448 , but the shrieking from the "maskers" toward those who don't want to participate in this unnecessary exercise.
Posted by: kalneva at July 11, 2020 12:13 AM (qU1DE)


And the shrieking from the "un-maskers" who will scream until they get their candy.

Posted by: Redever at July 11, 2020 12:18 AM (h7ejD)

449 Yo, what's shaking?

I'm off tomorrow after 3 hrs of work, then to meet some old friends. Nice cabin on the lake, my oldest college friend turns 70 on Mon. We shall celebrate 70s style.

And BTW, God bless Trump for giving Roger Stone some justice in this F'ed up country.

Posted by: Farmer at July 11, 2020 12:18 AM (ej32T)

450 I used to work cherry harvest and I think it's my favorite fruit. Lapins are really good. I can't eat them like I used to though. I think the bag of Rainiers lasted me a week.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 11, 2020 12:19 AM (YynYJ)

451 Brit Hume Retweeted
Alex Berenson @AlexBerenson 8h
Heck of a question

Petitlock @LockPetit 9h

If the droplets from asymptomatic people were carrying such significant virus load why is the PCR test so invasive then? Just spitting on it should be enough to trace the virus.

Posted by: Redever at July 11, 2020 12:19 AM (h7ejD)

452 Last night Jordan's hubs was playing backstreet boyz on his phone and now outright Blue Bunny theft...

Interesting times indeed...

Posted by: DBCooper at July 11, 2020 12:19 AM (y1Mvi)

453 I'm FREAKED OUT by the compliance with the mask
thing. It's obviously a totem, and something else I cannot quite put
my finger on. Not only the compliance, but the shrieking from the
"maskers" toward those who don't want to participate in this unnecessary
exercise.
Posted by: kalneva at July 11, 2020 12:13 AM (qU1DE)


everyone is worked up, and there is an air of riot around. Everyone is afraid that they will be the next target. The mask shaming and screeching gives status to the shrieker, and gives the feeling that they won't be eaten next.

in short: masking makes everyone the governor's bitch. by forcing masks on everyone else you get a bit more status than the person you are forcing the mask onto.
It is popular with our betters because it automatically creates scapegoats out of the people who are resisting.
It is a negative feedback loop as well.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2020 12:20 AM (WyVLE)

454 Good Morning Morons
Rant on

With regard to 'freedom of speech' enshrined in the 1st Amendment it is, and always has been, one of the most misunderstood parts of the Constitution. Some would say the 2nd is because it has been virtually ignored since the 30s, but it isn't because anyone misunderstands it, the liberals just don't like it so they ignore it, whether in congress or on the bench. The first amendment is worded as follows:


Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances


Note the key words Congress shall make no law It is obvious that that means this applied to the federal government, specifically congress. Now later on the liberals on the bench decided that via the 14th amendment it also applied to the States via 'incorporation' but how they could do this defies logic since they ignored the 2nd amendment which somehow avoided incorporation.


But regardless of 'incorporation' it still means that it only applies to government at all levels and their individual departments. IT DOES NOT APPLY TO INDIVIDUALS OR BUSINESSES. If you go to work and call your boss a demented crap weasel he can fire your ass and you have no protection from the so-called freedom of speech. In fact, he can bring charges for simple assault.


End of rant

Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2020 12:20 AM (mpXpK)

455 Gosh, I hate hate black beans. Back in the old country under the Castreau brothers that was pretty much what we had to eat. Day after day after day. I would feed spoonfuls to our Dalmatian doggo till my Mom caught me. Thereafter I would just sit there for an hour or more engaged in a battle of wills with Mom till the bowl of black beans was congealed and I could trace little roads or drawings across it with my spoon.

Guess I should thank black beans for any artistic creativity I may have.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 11, 2020 12:20 AM (mS1SA)

456 > IDK what the hell has happened to our young uns but it's not good.

It would not surprise me at all if some of it is knock-on psychological damage from parents growing up during the Cold War, expecting to be fried by a nuke at any moment.

That can't be very good for your mental health, even if you show no outward signs of it.

Not to mention the communist disaster-of-the-week, touted by the media, indoctrinated by every public school teacher, and only fixable by going FULL COMMUNIST RIGHT NOW.

At present, it's Chinese Lung Flu and "global warming", but in the past it's been acid rain, the ozone hole, "Soylent Green" levels of overpopulation, a new Ice Age... I can think of a bunch of others without even breaking a sweat.

And now we're on the second or third generation that's been indoctrinated to believe in DOOM AT ANY MOMENT.


It's a wonder we're not more fucked up than we are.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 11, 2020 12:21 AM (unn44)

457 Anyone else ever had Wing Stop's Atomic wing flavor?
Posted by: qdpsteve

Not the sandwich, no.

Posted by: Miklos, who buys only if there is a coupon at July 11, 2020 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)

458 At the hair salon I go to they have "COVID Certificats" displayed on a table with each hair stylists name on one. Must be some training people get from consultants that probably goes a long way to protect the business from lawsuits.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2020 12:17 AM (zqs/f)

Or "consultants" who have managed to convince the owners of the salon that such certificates will protect them from lawfare. Like that ISO 9001 crap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2020 12:22 AM (giVDy)

459 > Now later on the liberals on the bench decided that via the 14th amendment it also applied to the States via 'incorporation'

I don't think that's a "liberal" (i.e., communist... I don't use "liberal" any more) view at all. The 14th clearly states that, IMO.

Ignoring the 14th when it comes to the Second Amendment? Now THAT is a communist view.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 11, 2020 12:23 AM (unn44)

460 Somewhere i read that a person or persons dipped 100 covid test swabs with saline solution and I believe 63 came back positive? Theres your covid epidemic.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 11, 2020 12:23 AM (y1Mvi)

461 I used to work cherry harvest and I think it's my
favorite fruit. Lapins are really good. I can't eat them like I used to
though. I think the bag of Rainiers lasted me a week.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at July 11, 2020 12:19 AM (YynYJ)


I used to do field compliance checks and spent about half my time talking to guys up ladders in trees. I love cherry orchards, and traveling around The Dalles, Mosier and Hood River in July was magical.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2020 12:23 AM (WyVLE)

462
379 The NHL is returning to play. I can't say I care that much
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 10, 2020 11:49 PM (tzqSM)


Are they playing the butt end of the '19-'20 season or a "git 'er done" quick and dirty '20-'21 season before the political numbskulls throw sand in the economy's gears again?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2020 12:23 AM (pNxlR)

463 twitter weirdos : I will rock your shit

me : your proposal is acceptable

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 11, 2020 12:24 AM (zDwuO)

464 So I just got an e-mail from earlier from a congregant who thinks "we're good people" says he's not coming back to church because he no longer believes in God and what he was taught as a child no longer helps. Man, this Covid stuff and social isolation is really bad. I have been in touch with with him by phone and e-mail and text all through this, but he's been scared out of his wits and so didn't want to see me.

This is a man who's not's young and has been through a lot in his life, but looking at the freaking T.V. all day long as sent him over the edge.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 12:24 AM (oDRcK)

465 Happy Friday Horde, I know it is Saturday already, but I am living in the past. I'm going to scroll back and see what you are talking about.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 11, 2020 12:25 AM (a4EWo)

466 End of rant
Posted by: Vic


South Carolina is one of the states where, in theory, no one can be fired for expression of political views.

So, in theory, is California.


*hearty guffaw, then moar Blue Bunny ice cream*

Posted by: Miklosian labor and Free Speech Law at July 11, 2020 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

467 Are they playing the butt end of the '19-'20 season or a "git 'er done" quick and dirty '20-'21 season before the political numbskulls throw sand in the economy's gears again?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Finishing '19-'20 and I read that '20-'21 season is supposed to start in December. Not sure how many games they'll play next season.

Posted by: AF at July 11, 2020 12:26 AM (RsPQq)

468 Like that man who played with the beatles--the one who played keyboard? I forget his name.

Posted by: artemis at July 10, 2020 11:57

---

Billy Preston

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2020 12:26 AM (RU4sa)

469 Guess I should thank black beans for any artistic creativity I may have.
Posted by: Floridachick at July 11, 2020 12:20 AM (mS1SA)


For me it was lentils and rice. *sigh* It is a complete protein, you know.

I like black beans as long as I can cook them with broth. But just beans is brutal.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2020 12:26 AM (WyVLE)

470 @444
that's the scary thing about this op; it's so obviously a planned op. It would do no good to have only one DA in one city who went light on rioters--they needed a lot, ready to go.

Posted by: artemis at July 11, 2020 12:27 AM (AwPyG)

471 Miklos, I don't think they have any sandwiches at Wing Stop. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 12:27 AM (L2ZTs)

472 Sorry; Jordan's husband ate all the blue bunny.

Posted by: artemis at July 11, 2020 12:28 AM (AwPyG)

473 I don't think that's a "liberal" (i.e., communist...
I don't use "liberal" any more) view at all. The 14th clearly states
that, IMO.



Ignoring the 14th when it comes to the Second Amendment? Now THAT is a communist view.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 11, 2020 12:23 AM (unn44)

I do not understand your post.

Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2020 12:29 AM (mpXpK)

474 "Somewhere i read that a person or persons dipped 100 covid test swabs with saline solution and I believe 63 came back positive? Theres your covid epidemic."

OMG! Stay on the dry sand! Salt water kilkz!

Posted by: Drink Like that Fkn Retard Guv of LA at July 11, 2020 12:29 AM (lhibB)

475 This is a man who's not's young and has been through a lot in his life, but looking at the freaking T.V. all day long as sent him over the edge.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


You could just go over and smash his TV.

In a nice way, I mean. Maybe some cookies.

Posted by: Miklosian Brotherly and Sisterly Solutions at July 11, 2020 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

476 Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma

Sure !

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2020 12:31 AM (arJlL)

477 > I do not understand your post.

The 14th Amendment says " No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States..."

The Bill of Rights describes (some of) the privileges and immunities of citizens of the United States.

That's it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 11, 2020 12:31 AM (unn44)

478 Went to a Safeway in an upscale neighborhood in Tacoma WA today. I was the only one not wearing a mask. Prominent sign at the entrance that said DO NOT ENTER WITHOUT A SISSY RAG. I mentally prepared myself to retort to a Karen nazi with the asthma excuse, but no one said a thing. The checkout lady smiled at me. Or at least I think she smiled; her face was in lockdown.

Posted by: Chris H at July 11, 2020 12:31 AM (obxya)

479 Miklos, I don't think they have any sandwiches at Wing Stop. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve


Too crunchy.

Posted by: Atomic Miklos at July 11, 2020 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)

480 I cook black beans much as the local Soul Food joint does their black eyed peas.

But I substitute bacon grease for their ham hock, and I've got a touch of cayenne pepper going on, in addition to the black pepper and garlic powder.

And for Tex-Mex fare? Fire up the skillet, add a bit more bacon grease, a few splashes of Tobasco and Sport Pepper juice, mash 'em down into Refried Black Beans.

Loaded with flavor, and not runny like Taco Hell Synthetic Fake Beans.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 11, 2020 12:32 AM (QzJWU)

481
Bought Goya's chickpeas and its refried beans today. Might dip into other aspects of its offerings in the near future.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2020 12:32 AM (pNxlR)

482 Who still has to do their TAXES this weekend? Am I the only one?

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2020 12:32 AM (zqs/f)

483 466 South Carolina is one of the states where, in theory, no one can be fired for expression of political views.



So, in theory, is California.





*hearty guffaw, then moar Blue Bunny ice cream*

Posted by: Miklosian labor and Free Speech Law at July 11, 2020 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)


The 1st amendment for political views is protected speech in EVERY State. Except as applied to companies or individuals.

Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2020 12:32 AM (mpXpK)

484 Dolts in military.... Once walked into the data processing central only to see DSSN fucknuts seating cards into the backup UYK-43 (large computer) with a hammer and a 2x4. Good thing it was the backup. We had to do major repairs to the backplane. Unisys had to send a rep and specialty tools and parts.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 11, 2020 12:32 AM (0OmEj)

485 Posted by: Miklosian Brotherly and Sisterly Solutions at July 11, 2020 12:30 AM (QzkSJ)

I'd like to smash a whole lot of T.V.s and some communists right in the kisser

It doesn't help that he had a long time girl friend who died of cancer about two years ago and he had a live in companion for her but now he has no one to talk to because he doesn't have kids, and since we really do experience God through other people no wonder he thinks God doesn't care or isn't there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 12:35 AM (oDRcK)

486 "Who still has to do their TAXES this weekend? Am I the only one?"

Your patience paid off. I had to cross my fingers and wait for the riots to die down so mine wouldn't get caught in a burning post office truck.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 11, 2020 12:35 AM (lhibB)

487 There is a new comet, apparently just starting to be visible after sunset

Named Neowise

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydz35pxw

Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2020 12:35 AM (WyVLE)

488 we really do experience God through other people


That has never occurred to me.


hmmmm

Posted by: Miklos the ex-Presbyterian at July 11, 2020 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)

489 Dolts in military.... Once walked into the data processing central only
to see DSSN fucknuts seating cards into the backup UYK-43 (large
computer) with a hammer and a 2x4. Good thing it was the backup. We had
to do major repairs to the backplane. Unisys had to send a rep and
specialty tools and parts.


What a moron, you need a 2x6 for that job.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 11, 2020 12:37 AM (SchxB)

490 This is a man who's not's young and has been through a lot in his life, but looking at the freaking T.V. all day long as sent him over the edge.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
----------

I have a friend who spends time every day poring over COVID stats, internet sites addressing it, the news, etc., etc.

It simply isn't possible to have a reasoned discussion about The Bug with him. He microwaves his mail.

In a county of 265,000 people, we have lost 38...and those certainly with aggravating conditions.

I can't even talk the guy into going to visit with some other people. He's nearly convinced that if he steps outside, he's gonna catch The Bug. He's started ranting about 'Conservatives' who won't wear a mask.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2020 12:38 AM (1vynn)

491 Re Goya:

I've seen their stuff in the stores before but never purchased.

I guess I will now. In particular, they have a salsa taqueria that looks good.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 12:38 AM (L2ZTs)

492
This is a man who's not's young and has been through a lot in his life, but looking at the freaking T.V. all day long as sent him over the edge.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020


Counsel him first to shut off the television for a week in favor of doing other, more enjoyable things. The media is filled with either shrieking hysterics or pathological liars who are incapable of keeping their stories straight. Leave them to their own hells.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2020 12:38 AM (pNxlR)

493 Your patience paid off. I had to cross my fingers and wait for the riots to die down so mine wouldn't get caught in a burning post office truck.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings


That, and the sudden depreciation on your Wendy's franchise.

Posted by: Miklos, not a CPA in your State or Province at July 11, 2020 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)

494 The Bill of Rights describes (some of) the privileges and immunities of citizens of the United States.



That's it.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 11, 2020 12:31 AM (unn44)

I call Democrats liberals which I know is an abuse of the term 'liberal' but the MFM made it up ,so it became the standard over time. I call the Democrats communists because their Party Plank is virtually the same as the Communist Party plank. I also think the original view of 'incorporation' was a mistake. The 14th amendment is probably the worst amendments ever passed and 'ratified', although there is some legal question as to whether it was legally ratified or not.

Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2020 12:39 AM (mpXpK)

495 Jim-
I could do a few Geico Caveman parodies without any need for special effects..

Posted by: DBCooper at July 11, 2020 12:39 AM (y1Mvi)

496 I have a friend who spends time every day poring over COVID stats, internet sites addressing it, the news, etc., etc.

---

Sounds like some folks here with their stats.

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2020 12:39 AM (RU4sa)

497 Goya black beans, some chopped green veggies, peppers (sweet and hot), onion, olive oil. Add the olive oil raw after cooking. Or just eat it cold.

It doesn't have a name but it is delicious.

Posted by: hmmmm at July 11, 2020 12:39 AM (BRkq2)

498 "Who still has to do their TAXES this weekend? Am I the only one?"
---------

You mean, file for an extension?

*raises hand*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2020 12:40 AM (1vynn)

499 Who still has to do their TAXES this weekend? Am I the only one?
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 11, 2020 12:32 AM (zqs/f)


Mom used to refuse to file until April 15. Never figured out why, I suppose she thought she might get lucky or something.

she was in her auto accident that killed her on the evening of the 13th of April, so I suppose she was right.

(fifteen years, and finally that black black joke is finally kind of funny! So go ahead and laugh, I refuse sympathy after all these years)

Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2020 12:40 AM (WyVLE)

500 "Counsel him first to shut off the television for a week in favor of doing other, more enjoyable things."
this! Makes a big difference. then try to go somewhere where people are being normal.

Fear and isolation is what makes propaganda work.

Posted by: artemis at July 11, 2020 12:41 AM (AwPyG)

501 ..Jim-
I could do a few Geico Caveman parodies without any need for special effects..

Posted by: DBCooper at July 11, 2020 12:39 AM (y1Mvi)



Re-imagine those into Ewok Ads, and you'd break the copyright lock, too!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 11, 2020 12:42 AM (QzJWU)

502
498 "Who still has to do their TAXES this weekend? Am I the only one?"


Nope. Me, too. Mostly done already, though, so more like tweaking a few items here and there and then submitting it. It will be completed before Monday rolls around.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2020 12:42 AM (OxYQ1)

503
Sounds like some folks here with their stats.
Posted by: SMH
-----------

90% of the people here do not do stats.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2020 12:43 AM (pbStR)

504 When you look at the stats it actually makes you feel better--we hit the peak last april, for heaven's sake.

Posted by: artemis at July 11, 2020 12:43 AM (AwPyG)

505 I just read at another site about a pastor who, dealing with a crying baby during his sermon, finally yelled "get that baby out of here!!"

THEN, during later prayers, this pastor suggested the child's crying was the devil trying to distract from his sermon's message.

Some people should NOT be pastors.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)

506 You mean, file for an extension?

*raises hand*
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Mr. Hammer, we can do both weaves and extensions.

And nails.

But Mr. Cooper say got GOT TO WEAR A MASK

Posted by: Aesthetic Enhancements by Chlorina Rae Miklos at July 11, 2020 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

507 Holy shit. What a RACKET video game companies make off of downloadable games. They don't have to discount shit. Back in the day you could buy used games at a fraction of the price now it's basically lolgf pay full price.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 11, 2020 12:44 AM (IYHxL)

508 90% of the people here do not do stats.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Well, there are other lies and damn lies.

Posted by: Statistically Valid Miklos at July 11, 2020 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)

509 So those little freaks are gonna rock my shit, huh?

lol

We'll see.

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2020 12:45 AM (RU4sa)

510 And if you're not experiencing God through other people face to face and you're left with the T.V. ranting with doom and gloom and saying "Stay Inside. Stay Inside" no wonder he feels awful

And I don't mean to suggest that we only experience God through other people but the "other people": is certainly part of Christian community and why people like to go to church-to share and pray with others, to talk about things, to hear that God is with us in the midst of our struggles.
Somebody else told me that he was glad that church was open again (We have had church outside or at someone's house) because he wanted to experiencee God in the midst of the congregants he hasn't seen face to face. So there really is something about we are created in the image of God and when we're wearing masks the image of God is "masked".I do not require masks in church, but we have to have dopes like Newsome say "You can't sing in church" and you have to be maskd.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 12:45 AM (oDRcK)

511 470
@444
that's the scary thing about this op; it's so obviously a
planned op. It would do no good to have only one DA in one city who went
light on rioters--they needed a lot, ready to go.


Posted by: artemis at July 11, 2020 12:27 AM (AwPyG)

I think it was planned for later in the year. I think the Milwaukee D convention was supposed to be the kickoff, but because of the Kung Flu it started to look like there wouldn't be a D convention, then when the George Floyd thing hit it gave the midwestern unit the opportunity to assemble in Minneapolis instead of Milwaukee. Then the rest of the country followed the plan. I also think this was just a warmup. The real mayhem is going to be around the inauguration. I also think ICE and CBP will increasingly be targeted, with the encouragement of many in the media and many prominent Democrats.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at July 11, 2020 12:45 AM (jK8Z7)

512 Some people should NOT be pastors.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Tacos al pastor.

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Outdoor Endless Taco Bar at July 11, 2020 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

513
Sounds like some folks here with their stats.
Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2020 12:39 AM (RU4sa)


When you know there's been no consistent reporting of cases and fatalities, what you're obsessing over are garbage tallies, from which you get garbage statistics, assuming you even know which are the correct statistical methods and tests to use.

GIGO: always was and ever will be.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2020 12:46 AM (OxYQ1)

514 Crying babies in church (mass) means life. No children is a sign of a dying church.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 11, 2020 12:47 AM (0OmEj)

515 497Goya black beans, some chopped green veggies, peppers (sweet and hot), onion, olive oil. Add the olive oil raw after cooking. Or just eat it cold

It doesn't have a name but it is delicious

Posted by: hmmmm 



Thank you. I shall give it a try.

Posted by: Floridachick at July 11, 2020 12:47 AM (mS1SA)

516 So those little freaks are gonna rock my shit, huh?



lol



We'll see.

Posted by: SMH


That would be like kittens vs a wood chipper.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - moronhorde.com lives again at July 11, 2020 12:48 AM (SchxB)

517 Someone forgot to lock the barrel last time they changed it out.

Some armorer is now and ex-armorer. With a brand new extra large poop chute freshly reamed.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 11, 2020 12:49 AM (18hPk)

518 Some people should NOT be pastors.

Well, hopefully that's just a general comment and not directed to me, becacuse I'm too old and too unfit to take up pole dancing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 12:49 AM (oDRcK)

519 496 I have a friend who spends time every day poring over COVID stats, internet sites addressing it, the news, etc., etc.

---

Sounds like some folks here with their stats.
Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2020 12:39 AM (RU4sa)

There's so much noise in the numbers I've given up on any objectivity. My sister near Dallas explained that in her county, when you test positive, you self isolate for a week then test again and repeat until you test negative. The result is that one case can result in 1,2,3 or however many positive tests. What are the numbers we are seeing? Are they cases? are they positive tests? Are they some of both depending on who is counting? And we all know about deaths of people WITH Chinese Death cooties vs deaths of people FROM Chinese Death Cooties.

The numbers are Garbage In, Garbage Out and nobody knows exactly what's going on, even the medical folks and politicians who make the decisions, so they make the decisions based on PR rather than the disease.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 11, 2020 12:49 AM (Wm5SB)

520 It doesn't have a name but it is delicious

Posted by: hmmmm


Its name shall be hmmm ummmm

Posted by: Chef Caesar "Miklos" Cardini at July 11, 2020 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)

521 Fenelon, I would counsel him to put the TV on hold and listen to some podcasts instead, or a foreign language station or call old estranged friends or something, The news is designed to make us fear not hearing more, and he may not be ready to think it is a product crafted to misinform us, but it clearly is not put out for our best interest.
We need people to reset us how to fit into society and be human. Without contact we lose our calibration and start wandering off.

Jordan Peterson has a series on his website (jordanpeterson.com) about Genesis, there is about 12 episodes so far, and they are about 90 minutes each, and he wanders from Genesis, to Jung to totalitarianism and back again. I could not tell from just listening to the speeches if he believed in God or not, but I was surprised at how deeply he believes in humanity.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2020 12:50 AM (WyVLE)

522 509 So those little freaks are gonna rock my shit, huh?

lol

We'll see.
Posted by: SMH

they better be bringing more than "these hands"

imagine their shock when I "no-sell" their offense

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 11, 2020 12:50 AM (zDwuO)

523 Tacos al pastor.

Posted by: Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Family Fun Park and Outdoor Endless Taco Bar at July 11, 2020 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)


Try a Little Priest?

Posted by: Sweeny Todd at July 11, 2020 12:51 AM (WyVLE)

524 I know a hospital person here and they are running 90% + capacity in ICU and ordering more vents. Corona?
No. you can call about anything corona and the icu units are always low cap in the summer. They call it corona and get the 35k benefit, put them in an unused icu bed and try to make up for all the money they lost on elective surgeries.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 11, 2020 12:51 AM (y1Mvi)

525 Posted by: Rick in SK at July 11, 2020 12:50 AM (zDwuO)

Ima give them the Ric Flair oversell. Then fire up a hot comeback and hit them with a figure four.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 11, 2020 12:52 AM (IYHxL)

526 Thank you. I shall give it a try.
Posted by: Floridachick at July 11, 2020 12:47 AM (mS1SA)

Baby corn is good in it.

Posted by: hmmmm at July 11, 2020 12:52 AM (BRkq2)

527 All Lives Muddle.

Story of my life.

excuse me, excuse me, pardon me, Just muddlin' thru here.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 11, 2020 12:52 AM (18hPk)

528 Fenelon, I'm sure you're a fantastic clergyperson :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 12:52 AM (L2ZTs)

529 There is a new comet, apparently just starting to be visible after sunset

Named Neowise

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydz35pxw
Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2020 12:35 AM (WyVLE)

Beautiful clear evening here, still twilight, although the Sun has set. Scarcely a wisp of cloud in the sky, and no wind. Saw no comet, but there is a bright planet in the Southeast sky, maybe Mars, since it seems a little reddish.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2020 12:53 AM (giVDy)

530 Sounds like some folks here with their stats.
Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2020 12:39 AM (RU4sa)


Yes, but how many of you have those two walls with pictures and clippings all tied together with a web of red yarn?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2020 12:53 AM (WyVLE)

531 All Lives Splatter

stay outta my fuckin way

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 11, 2020 12:53 AM (zDwuO)

532
The numbers are Garbage In, Garbage Out and nobody knows exactly what's going on, even the medical folks and politicians who make the decisions, so they make the decisions based on PR rather than the disease.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 11, 2020 12:49 AM (Wm5SB)


Dr. Atlas at Stanford said that those "in charge" continue to use the POS math models that were demonstrably flawed from the outset. Apparently, massaging the data for current conditions is the handwave being employed for "overcoming" the uncorrected flaws.

Science, my ass.

'Night, all!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2020 12:54 AM (OxYQ1)

533 For the record, I am that guy who drains and rinses the beans.

Posted by: hmmmm at July 11, 2020 12:55 AM (BRkq2)

534 Hey guy who wants to fight about carrots,

You can put carrots in it.

Posted by: hmmmm at July 11, 2020 12:55 AM (BRkq2)

535 485---... we really do experience God through other people...

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 12:35 AM (oDRcK)
-------------------------------------------
I had not thought of it quite like that but it's an insightful thought. It may be one reason why we are instructed to meet regularly with others in common prayer and worship.

I know that in my own case in dry spiritual spells I am greatly helped by visiting Christian "friends," from CS Lewis to Francis deSales ---and occasionally flesh-and-blood ones too!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2020 12:56 AM (M/9m0)

536 Takes a special kind of person to genuinely want to be a Pastor.

It takes a REAL special kind of person to be one.

And the GOOD ones are even rarer.

Liberals think being a God botherer is easy.

Only if your flock consists of just a few people and even then.

If you have the usual number and mix then it's really a trial that I would not take up on an offer of lots of money.

I have little patience for the ignorant and the foolish. And especially when I know they know better.

I got enough trouble with my own sins thank you.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 11, 2020 12:56 AM (18hPk)

537 Damn, now I'm hungry.

Posted by: hmmmm at July 11, 2020 12:56 AM (BRkq2)

538 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2020 12:38 AM (1vynn)

Somebody in my congregation knows somebody like that. He's 80-about 15 years older than his wife. Apparently he used to love to visit people but now he devours everything about COVID and won't go anywhere. She (The wife) said "I'm not going to waste my life sitting at home watching the T.V." so she wen over to a small gathering at her neighbors Guy like that needs to read "Unbroken" to give him some perspective

Even if this guy went out to talk a walk to look at the flowers at the local park-which is open he'd feel better I think He's been nowhere but the store and the pharmacy. I'm worried about him taking his life

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 12:56 AM (oDRcK)

539
Yes, but how many of you have those two walls with pictures and clippings all tied together with a web of red yarn?
Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2020 12:53 AM (WyVLE)


Is that behavior really typical for conspiracists, or is it just a Hollywood trope that filmmakers can't be bothered to abandon for having been overused?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2020 12:56 AM (OxYQ1)

540 @535
faith feeds on faith. It's important to be around other believers.

Posted by: artemis at July 11, 2020 12:57 AM (AwPyG)

541 There is a new comet, apparently just starting to be visible after sunset

Named Neowise


They shoulda named it Karen.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 11, 2020 12:58 AM (18hPk)

542 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2020 12:56 AM (M/9m0)

Yes; It's all very important.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 12:58 AM (oDRcK)

543
Evil people want you to cower in place -- don't.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2020 12:58 AM (OxYQ1)

544 @539
Not for the faint of heart, but plenty of people who are following the Obamagate saga have made charts connecting all the players. It would take up two walls and the ceiling.

Posted by: artemis at July 11, 2020 12:59 AM (AwPyG)

545 The numbers are Garbage In, Garbage Out and nobody knows exactly what's going on, even the medical folks and politicians who make the decisions....
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 11, 2020 12:49 AM (Wm5SB)

That NBC science reporter who faked COVID and NBC ran a 14-part series on his experience, he prolly knows.

Posted by: hmmmm at July 11, 2020 12:59 AM (BRkq2)

546 I'm old an disabled. The soikins in the video can try and "rock" me. I guarantee the would not like the outcome. I'm armed and the disabled have more leeway in the reasonable part of the reasonable fear elements of self defense. Bring it. All lives matter. All lives matter. All lives matter.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 11, 2020 01:00 AM (0OmEj)

547 -
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So those little freaks are gonna rock my shit, huh?



lol



We'll see.

Posted by: SMH
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Heh. Ignorant children My normal everyday dump would clobber everyone in that video simultaneously. I wouldn't even need to eat anything special.

Posted by: irright at July 11, 2020 01:00 AM (RVcmP)

548 Posted by: artemis at July 11, 2020 12:59 AM (AwPyG)

sunnyinphiladelphia.jpg

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 11, 2020 01:00 AM (IYHxL)

549 I was just reading about this new hyped-up romcom that's just coming out, called Palm Springs.

Wouldn't you know it's a knockoff of Groundhog Day.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 01:01 AM (L2ZTs)

550 Good one!

Posted by: artemis at July 11, 2020 01:01 AM (AwPyG)

551 OK, why is everything suddenly right-justified?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2020 01:02 AM (giVDy)

552 My worse date was she was hot to trot and I wasn't. I wasn't a casual sex guy when I was just out of high school.
Part of that was I didn't want to leave a child behind somewhere and I was in the service.

(and yes there actually are young men who were brought up to think about that sort of stuff and actually have the control to avoid succumbing to the temptation.)

I felt like an idiot the entire night. I tried to avoid blind dates forever after that. Only went out with women I'd already met and knew something about.

Fewer surprises that way or at least the surprises happened later during the acquaintanceship.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 11, 2020 01:02 AM (18hPk)

553 @549
No one has an original idea any more. sell them yours!

Posted by: artemis at July 11, 2020 01:03 AM (AwPyG)

554 My own beloved wife, god bless her, she has not observed one day of lock down, despite being somewhat freaked out about it. She goes to the bank, to the post office, to the grocery store, to the pharmacy, etc. Every day. Not one day during this entire shitstorm has she stayed in. She wears a mask and carries hand sanitizer, etc.
Then she comes home and bitches about how no one is taking this shit seriously.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 11, 2020 01:03 AM (w7KSn)

555 More 2nd amendment violations. Remember the McCluskies of St Louis who defended their home from rioters? Well the police have raided their home and took their weapons. No charges and no conviction of a crime.

https://tinyurl.com/y997qva4

Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2020 01:04 AM (mpXpK)

556 Is that behavior really typical for conspiracists,
or is it just a Hollywood trope that filmmakers can't be bothered to
abandon for having been overused?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2020 12:56 AM (OxYQ1)


Actually I think a pivot chart would be more useful, and those multi-variable weighted analyses would be more useful.
If you are visual and need a way to pull data together in constellations, I suppose it would work, but I suppose that is more visually appealing than "lists" and is supposed to show some insane level of focus and lack of organization.

Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2020 01:04 AM (WyVLE)

557 I'm armed and the disabled have more leeway in the reasonable part of the reasonable fear elements of self defense. Bring it. All lives matter. All lives matter. All lives matter.
Posted by: USNtakim at July 11, 2020 01:00 AM (0OmEj)

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Heheh.

Well said.

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2020 01:04 AM (RU4sa)

558 So those little freaks are gonna rock my shit, huh?


Ja.

We called them the "Purple Haired Soy She-Demons".

The only ones we really feared.

Posted by: 1st SS Panzer Division at July 11, 2020 01:05 AM (QzkSJ)

559 And that's one reason why the Biblical stories are so important. Only Moses sees God face to face, but they experience him in community in numerous ways. And why the story of Jesus is so wonderful for Christians (I'm not trying to preach here, just trying to make a theological point) ) One reason is that we believe he's God in the flesh, and he took himself in the flesh to be with people to restore, heal and help them and to give his life for them.

Please pray for my congregant, His name is Stephen. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 01:05 AM (oDRcK)

560 Done, Fenelon.

Posted by: SMH at July 11, 2020 01:06 AM (RU4sa)

561 Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2020 01:04 AM (mpXpK)


They are under charge in Michigan and that's normal for being arrested for crime using a gun.

You only hear about it because criminals don't give out their actual home address and they don't keep anything there anyway.

I've always said the left wants to make gun owners into criminals so we'd better learn how to act like criminals do.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 11, 2020 01:06 AM (18hPk)

562
So those little freaks are gonna rock my shit, huh?


Honestly, they all are ridiculous and their over-inflated senses of self-worth and toughness are laughable.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2020 01:07 AM (OxYQ1)

563 - -
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More 2nd amendment violations. Remember the McCluskies of St Louis who
defended their home from rioters? Well the police have raided their home
and took their weapons. No charges and no conviction of a crime.
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If the last part is true, (or even if it's not) I would immediately buy more.

Posted by: irright at July 11, 2020 01:07 AM (RVcmP)

564 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 12:52 AM (L2ZTs)

Thanks; I think I must have missed something in the thread
so I guess you were complaining about some other pastor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 01:07 AM (oDRcK)

565 Oop sorry I thought you were talking about the couple in Michigan.

Yeah. It may be possible they did so under the rules of the emergency declaration.

Lots of lawsuits about that in a number of states.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 11, 2020 01:08 AM (18hPk)

566 "No charges and no conviction of a crime."

WTF good is having a weapon if you aren't going to use it when needed?

Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 11, 2020 01:09 AM (w7KSn)

567 Dennis Miller has Michael Malice on his podcast, Dennis Miller Option

starting about the 21 minute mark

http://www.westwoodonepodcasts.com/pods/the-dennis-miller-option/

Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2020 01:09 AM (WyVLE)

568 Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 11, 2020 01:03 AM (w7KSn)

God for her!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 01:10 AM (oDRcK)

569 Vic: are you sure there's been no charges?

I thought they were accused of assault for aiming their guns at the "protestors"?

Had to laugh the next day the marchers were back only this time the guy hired professionals.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 11, 2020 01:10 AM (18hPk)

570 Fenelon, yup. See my 505. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 01:11 AM (L2ZTs)

571 559---Please pray for my congregant, His name is Stephen. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 01:05 AM (oDRcK)
---------------------------------
Will do, Fen.
And thanks for inspiring thoughts tonight!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2020 01:11 AM (M/9m0)

572 Dennis Miller has Michael Malice on his podcast, Dennis Miller Option


Michael Malice is a pretty good guy, but I would hate to be named that as defendant in a defamation lawsuit.

Posted by: Miklos, not a solicitor or barrister in your state at July 11, 2020 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)

573 Posted by: irright at July 11, 2020 01:07 AM (RVcmP)


Probably wouldn't pass the background check from the state angle.

But I'd sure try. The guy went and hired professional security so that's all taken care of right there. Unlike the rest of us.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 11, 2020 01:12 AM (18hPk)

574 Posted by: Kindltot at July 11, 2020 12:50 AM (WyVLE)

Thanks for the suggestions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 01:13 AM (oDRcK)

575 569
Vic: are you sure there's been no charges?

I thought they were accused of assault for aiming their guns at the "protestors"?

Had to laugh the next day the marchers were back only this time the guy hired professionals.


Posted by: jakee308 at July 11, 2020 01:10 AM (18hPk)

The article said no charges.

Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2020 01:14 AM (mpXpK)

576 At the height of the panic, I told her, hon, just stay in today, we don't need anything.
But no, off she went, every day. Lock down be damned.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 11, 2020 01:15 AM (w7KSn)

577 Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2020 01:11 AM (M/9m0)

Thanks, but it's not me; It's the Holy Spirit if it's encouraging in your faith.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 01:15 AM (oDRcK)

578 They are under charge in Michigan and that's normal for being arrested for crime using a gun.

You only hear about it because criminals don't give out their actual home address and they don't keep anything there anyway.

I've always said the left wants to make gun owners into criminals so we'd better learn how to act like criminals do.


Posted by: jakee308 at July 11, 2020 01:06 AM (18hPk)

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different incident.

these are the lieberal lawyers who stood in front of their home after the mob broke through the gate into private property.

over/under they are being red-pilled by this incident?

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2020 01:16 AM (gfkdT)

579 These folks were lawyers so they can afford to hire professional security. What about the rest of, some like me who are retired and on a fixed income? Do I lose my 2nd amendment rights because I can't afford private security and lawyers?

Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2020 01:17 AM (mpXpK)

580 so I guess you were complaining about some other pastor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 01:07 AM (oDRcK)

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i was complaining that the "al pastor" tacos were too greasy!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2020 01:17 AM (gfkdT)

581 Hey guys. Tonight's a little weird. Made a welfare check on my next door neighbor and found him deceased.

He was over 29 and poor health so not the biggest shock ever but still.

His girlfriend asked me to do the check because she couldn't reach him all day, so he may have even died last night.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2020 01:18 AM (2HIdp)

582 I thought the Manga cosplay was the cutest of the "rock your shit" video. The one with the big armored hands.
Oh, and I loved the satin hand wrap in the one. *eyeroll*


(Those were all the same person, I'm pretty certain.)

Posted by: GWB at July 11, 2020 01:18 AM (mRtYs)

583 The article said no charges.
Posted by: Vic

Discharges bring charges.

Posted by: Miklos, pretty sure again at July 11, 2020 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

584 Have you ever hired private security?
It goes to 6 figures for like about 2 guys.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 11, 2020 01:19 AM (w7KSn)

585 What about the rest of, some like me who are retired and on a fixed income? Do I lose my 2nd amendment rights because I can't afford private security and lawyers?
Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2020 01:17 AM (mpXpK)

Thats the plan. Little people like millionaire lawyers won't make the next cut, either.

Posted by: Jeff Bezos at July 11, 2020 01:20 AM (BRkq2)

586 He was over 29 and poor health so not the biggest shock ever but still.

His girlfriend asked me to do the check because she couldn't reach him all day, so he may have even died last night.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2020 01:18 AM (2HIdp)

Condolences, TexasDan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2020 01:20 AM (giVDy)

587 i was complaining that the "al pastor" tacos were too greasy!
Posted by: redc1c4


*glares*

Use the Goya seasoning.

Posted by: @512 at July 11, 2020 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)

588 Thats the plan. Little people like millionaire lawyers won't make the next cut, either.
Posted by: Jeff Bezos


uh...no comment.

Posted by: Nanzy Pelosi's armed bodyguards at July 11, 2020 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

589 Is it true that libtards are calling for Goya's paintings to be removed from the Prado?

Posted by: hmmmm at July 11, 2020 01:23 AM (BRkq2)

590
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2020 01:16 AM (gfkdT)


Yeah, I saw my error.

Red pilled ? A liberal lawyer? I have my doubts.

He can and did hire pros to wave a gun around for him. He was taken by surprise cause he thought the Police would stop them from coming in if only cause of the Mayor.

More fool he. Most likely its just changed which group of Lib Dems he'll vote for.

I'm not like a lot of people who think all the new gun owners mean less chance of more gun laws.

I don't believe one has to do with the other.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 11, 2020 01:23 AM (18hPk)

591 As to the forbidden knowledge...

I'm sure I just don't want to know what went into that....

Posted by: GWB at July 11, 2020 01:24 AM (mRtYs)

592 He can and did hire pros to wave a gun around for him. He was taken by surprise cause he thought the Police would stop them from coming in if only cause of the Mayor.

More fool he. Most likely its just changed which group of Lib Dems he'll vote for.


Joe has a shotgun...

*writes check*

Posted by: Libtard Lawyers LLC at July 11, 2020 01:24 AM (QzkSJ)

593 Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2020 01:17 AM (mpXpK)


Always have a hold out piece.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 11, 2020 01:25 AM (18hPk)

594 Thanks AOP. I'm not feeling sad. Just odd.

He had a lot of little dogs. When I called the girlfriend to say he wasn't answering the door though I could see through the window that he was in his regular easy chair I think she knew.

Her one comment was she would come and get the dogs.

Question for the horde; the cops seemed to want their detective to be the one to call her, not me. Is that normal?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2020 01:26 AM (2HIdp)

595 I don't believe one has to do with the other.
Posted by: jakee308


One of these things is not like the other?

Even when they really are.

We play that game sometimes.

Posted by: Chief Justice Julia Roberts at July 11, 2020 01:26 AM (QzkSJ)

596 Fenelon, you've probably shared this before, but I gotta ask what you think of Joel Osteen.

I admit he's always seemed awful slippery IMHO.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 01:26 AM (L2ZTs)

597 Hi, how's everyone been? Finally finished some animation. Only the visuals, now gotta start on the soundtrack.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 11, 2020 01:28 AM (l9m7l)

598 581---Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2020 01:18 AM (2HIdp)
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Wow. That is so sad --- and must have been tough on you.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2020 01:30 AM (M/9m0)

599 One needs to know the line betwixed open carry and brandishing. Between defense and assault. Between watchful readiness and becoming a target. Thank god i have not had to make those decisions.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 11, 2020 01:31 AM (0OmEj)

600 I don't think the term "red pilled" as defined in Matrix applies to liberal lawyers. The only "woke" they are is that as defined by the far left purveyors of government controll. Hell, if anything, they were "blue pilled".

Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2020 01:32 AM (mpXpK)

601 599
One needs to know the line betwixed open carry and brandishing. Between
defense and assault. Between watchful readiness and becoming a target.
Thank god i have not had to make those decisions.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 11, 2020 01:31 AM (0OmEj)

I don't think the usual laws concerning "brandshing" apply on private property.

Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2020 01:35 AM (mpXpK)

602 Please pray for my congregant, His name is Stephen. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

okay Fen .

Posted by: JT at July 11, 2020 01:36 AM (arJlL)

603 594- Texas Dan
I had an employee die of natural causes years ago and the Police made the call to wife. Standard procedure.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 11, 2020 01:38 AM (y1Mvi)

604 Fenelon,
Did you name yourself after the author of The Adventures of Telemachus?

Posted by: hmmmm at July 11, 2020 01:40 AM (BRkq2)

605 Texas Dan
I had an employee die of natural causes years ago and the Police made the call to wife. Standard procedure.
Posted by: DBCooper at July 11, 2020 01:38 AM (y1Mvi)

Makes sense. A disinterested third party with some aura of reliability, so it's not seen as a prank call or a sick joke. And the death has been, at least superficially, "investigated" and apparently natural, not evidently a homicide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2020 01:41 AM (giVDy)

606 In any case if a bunch of rioting asshoes come on my property yelling and screaming I will not be "brandishing". I will be shooting. Especially if they are damaging my property.

Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2020 01:42 AM (mpXpK)

607 In any case if a bunch of rioting asshoes come on my property yelling and screaming I will not be "brandishing". I will be shooting. Especially if they are damaging my property.
Posted by: Vic

It's me , Vic!

With oysters, steaks and some of the Brown!

Posted by: Aspiring Miklos, turnin' his life around at July 11, 2020 01:45 AM (QzkSJ)

608 Only the visuals, now gotta start on the soundtrack.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 11, 2020 01:28 AM (l9m7l)


Good Luck with the sync!

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at July 11, 2020 01:46 AM (LPnfS)

609 It all depends on your state law. Not every state makes room to protect property.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 11, 2020 01:49 AM (0OmEj)

610 Good Luck with the sync!
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic


Everybody's a critic.

Posted by: Miklos, Cineaste of the oevre of the Three Stooges at July 11, 2020 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)

611 It all depends on your state law. Not every state makes room to protect property.
Posted by: USNtakim

Ima cut that Souter bitch one day.

Posted by: Suzette Kelo at July 11, 2020 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)

612 607 It's me , Vic!



With oysters, steaks and some of the Brown!

Posted by: Aspiring Miklos, turnin' his life around at July 11, 2020 01:45 AM (QzkSJ)

Yeah, I will have something to eat in a few minutes and then I will be "brandishing" some brown.

Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2020 01:52 AM (mpXpK)

613 Had a good shop day today. Got in a couple of hours mowing, skipping some patches because of large puddles left by recent rainfall.

Fished the suction hose out of the rainwater cistern where I had dropped it after pumping it out on Tuesday.

And I finally re-habbed my Air Stair. It's metal staircase on wheels, kind of like what they use for stocking shelves in Home Depot. But this was formerly used by a helicopter company, and looks like a boarding stair for small airliners, or for working on empennage of aircraft. I got it a closeout sale for the local auto wrecking yard, along with a hydraulic rolling lift meant to pick up and tote helicopters like the Bell 212 series.

The Air Stair had a broken weld on one of the bottom horizontal braces, and one vertical support had filled with rainwater, and frozen, and split and rusted out. So I welded the broken brace, cut out the rusty section of square tube, and welded in a piece of a size that nicely slipped over the stumps. Oiled up the caster wheels, and good as new!

I need the damned thing to get up on the roof of my old motorhome, which had 4 of those crank-up roof vents demolished by the recent hailstorm. I put a ladder up, and got one near the edge of the roof on the front right, but the roof is round at the sides, and climbing onto from a ladder is difficult for a 29 year old. Also, the roof is aluminum, and subject to caving in if crawled upon between the roof ribs. The Air Stair should make access easier.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2020 01:53 AM (giVDy)

614 Remember all of Rhino's themed compilation CDs from the 1980s and 1990s?

There should have been a two-disc set titled "Mall Music." Hits that always remind me of old days, shopping at the mall. They always seemed to be playing in the background somewhere.

Lots of Roxette, Stevie B, Salt 'N Pepa... :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 01:53 AM (L2ZTs)

615 Prayers up for Stephen, Fen.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at July 11, 2020 01:54 AM (a4EWo)

616 Colorado only lets you use physical force to defend property. Deadly force is reserved for defense of people.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 11, 2020 01:54 AM (0OmEj)

617 609
It all depends on your state law. Not every state makes room to protect property.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 11, 2020 01:49 AM (0OmEj)


Luckily I live in SC where the 2nd amendment is adhered to.

Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2020 01:54 AM (mpXpK)

618 594 The detective would like to hear her initial reaction.

Posted by: klaftern at July 11, 2020 01:54 AM (RuIsu)

619 594 The detective would like to hear her initial reaction.
Posted by: klaftern at July 11, 2020 01:54 AM (RuIsu)

Good point.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2020 01:55 AM (giVDy)

620 MALL MUSIC Vol. 1

1. Roxette - You Got the Look
2. Expose - Point of No Return
3. Whitesnake - Is This Love
4. Stevie B - Because I Love You (The Postman Song)
5. Milli Vanilli - Girl You Know It's True
6. Kenny G - Songbird
7. Salt n Pepa - Push It
8. Double - Captain Of Her Heart
9. Whispers - Rock Steady
10. Buckner & Garcia - Pac Man Fever
11. Def Leppard - Hysteria
12. Debbie Gibson - Lost In Your Eyes
13. Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now
14. Glass Tiger - Don't Forget Me (When I'm Gone)

MALL MUSIC Vol 2

1. Bobby Brown - My Prerogative
2. Escape Club - Wild Wild West
3. Jack Wagner - All I Need
4. Kenny G - Songbird
5. Expose - Seasons Change
6. Pseudo Echo - Funkytown
7. Candy Dulfer - Lily Was Here
8. When In Rome - The Promise
9. Milli Vanilli - Blame It On The Rain
10. Bon Jovi - Runaway
11. Miami Sound Machine - Fallin' In Love (Uh-Oh)
12. Boys Don't Cry - I Wanna Be A Cowboy
13. Peter Cetera - One Good Woman
14. Roxette - Must Have Been Love

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 01:56 AM (L2ZTs)

621 God also works through us through our work. That's why they what they say about idle hands.

Posted by: ... at July 11, 2020 01:56 AM (Ss1RH)

622 611 Ima cut that Souter bitch one day.

Posted by: Suzette Kelo at July 11, 2020 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)

That is one of the cases that made the Democrats go from socialist to communists. The clean water act and endangered specie act are some more.

Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2020 01:56 AM (mpXpK)

623 Beautiful clear evening here, still twilight, although the Sun has set. Scarcely a wisp of cloud in the sky, and no wind. Saw no comet, but there is a bright planet in the Southeast sky, maybe Mars, since it seems a little reddish.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2020 12:53 AM (giVDy)


Get thee up early in the morning for the comet ...

A couple days ago Mercury made it up over the high-rises to the East of us, so we had: Venus, Mercury, Mars, Moon, Saturn, and Jupiter spread out across the ecliptic.

Supposedly Neptune is up there too, but not a naked eye object.
: -(

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at July 11, 2020 01:57 AM (LPnfS)

624 AOP- Sounds like some fun stuff right there.
When i was a kid we had a giant hay wagon with spoked wheels and 20 ply tires. My grand dad built it out of surplus B-29 tires and diamond tread tires.
When are you headed back to AZ?

Posted by: DBCooper at July 11, 2020 01:58 AM (y1Mvi)

625 I do not understand the Turkish Sofachute.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
I have done a lot of paragliding. It is incredible but also a bit dangerous. Turkey is famous for paragliding. That chute is a paragliding wing. Often a pro pilot, will bring up another tourist or friend. That is called tandem paragliding. Larger wings can carry more weight. So it is not difficult to calculate how large a wing you need for a pilot, and the couch and tv etc. Normally you run off the mountain into a bit of an headwind and take off. In this case, they mounted the couch on skis. And his friends pushed him a bit down an incline, into a bit of head wind.
Very impressive. Normally we are in a harness that is a bit like you would use for climbing, you can not fall out of your wing. I have flown hundreds of hours, but I was very nervous that he had nothing holding him onto the couch. Those lines that attach the couch to his wing, are called risers, and I was nervous/impressed he did not hold onto those. He was very relaxed up there. Also, his landing was very impressive. He had to land on that particular area, with his skis. But he is probably a professional tandem pilot, and for him, it is something he does a few times a day.

Posted by: MikeM at July 11, 2020 01:59 AM (rfzCL)

626 The Air Stair should make access easier.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2020 01:53 AM (giVDy)


OK ... so you get a bunch of helium filled balloons together ...

Posted by: Adriane the Acme Incorporated Critic ... at July 11, 2020 02:00 AM (LPnfS)

627 And here's a very powerful song with words written found written on a concentration camp wall. The music is written by someone I know of:

I believe in the sun....even when it's not shining
I believe in love....even when I don't feel it.
I believe in God.....even when God is silent:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RYh_RLUZ0A

Good night everyone

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 02:00 AM (oDRcK)

628 Get thee up early in the morning for the comet ...

A couple days ago Mercury made it up over the high-rises to the East of us, so we had: Venus, Mercury, Mars, Moon, Saturn, and Jupiter spread out across the ecliptic.

Supposedly Neptune is up there too, but not a naked eye object.
: -(
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at July 11, 2020 01:57 AM (LPnfS)

I will look for it on the early AM pee break.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2020 02:02 AM (giVDy)

629 And I finally re-habbed my Air Stair.
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Stairway to habbing?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2020 02:03 AM (DMQdU)

630 Posted by: hmmmm at July 11, 2020 01:40 AM (BRkq2)

The name Telemachus sounds familiar. If it's Francois De La Mothe Fenelon who was a Cardinal in the RC Church in the 17th century, it's the same person "FenelonSpoke" because he speaks to me through his letters of spiritual direction.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 02:04 AM (oDRcK)

631 Please pray for my congregant, His name is Stephen. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 01:05 AM (oDRcK)


May Stephen be Blessed with Strength and Wisdom.

May fear be banished from his mind with Christ's healing presence, Amen.

Posted by: Adriane the Critic ... at July 11, 2020 02:05 AM (LPnfS)

632 AOP- Sounds like some fun stuff right there.
When i was a kid we had a giant hay wagon with spoked wheels and 20 ply tires. My grand dad built it out of surplus B-29 tires and diamond tread tires.
When are you headed back to AZ?
Posted by: DBCooper at July 11, 2020 01:58 AM (y1Mvi)

Probably not until late August. I have to/want to stick around here for a month, yet, lots of thing to do here while the weather is fine. I may have a mission to South Bend in late August, and then from there cruise back to AZ by way of I-40.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2020 02:06 AM (giVDy)

633 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 01:56 AM (L2ZTs)

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No wonder malls are dying.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2020 02:07 AM (wPVhA)

634 Free speech belongs to everybody! Oh really? You could have fooled me!

Posted by: raimondo at July 11, 2020 02:08 AM (NN6Tk)

635 Raimondo. Don't try to speak.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2020 02:09 AM (wPVhA)

636 Ramondo, as flopish as ever. Fuck you.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 11, 2020 02:10 AM (0OmEj)

637 https://skyandtelescope.org/
wpcontent/uploads/
Comet_NEOWISE_F3_findr_July20_900px.jpg

Posted by: Adriane the Sky is Falling Critic ... at July 11, 2020 02:10 AM (LPnfS)

638 Thanks for the prayers for Stephen, everyone, and those were nice thoughts, Adriane.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2020 02:10 AM (oDRcK)

639 Stairway to habbing?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2020 02:03 AM (DMQdU)

Heh. When I got it done, I pushed it over to the motorhome. It barely rolls on the grass, but it rolled enough. Once you put weight on the bottom step, feet go down, and the swiveling casters come off the ground.

I climbed up a few steps, and it seems remarkably stable, given that it's on turf that is soft and wet. Before I use it to climb on the bus roof, I will rig a prop to prevent it toppling away from the bus.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2020 02:11 AM (giVDy)

640 Cicero, LOL.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 02:11 AM (L2ZTs)

641 In fairness, raimondo's easy to fool.
A chicken once hypnotized him for nine days.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 02:14 AM (L2ZTs)

642 I may have a mission to South Bend in late August...
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That sounds a bit Stude-ish.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2020 02:16 AM (9Fwwf)

643 Free speech belongs to everybody! Oh really? You could have fooled me!
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Its better to be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2020 02:18 AM (l0Lgi)

644 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 11, 2020 02:09 AM (wPVhA)

So, you recently asked me "who's vulgar?" and you knew all along.

Posted by: hmmmm at July 11, 2020 02:19 AM (BRkq2)

645 Well, time for me to hit the sack. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2020 02:23 AM (giVDy)

646 raimundus minimus has trouble believing speech can be free because he has to pay women to talk to him

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at July 11, 2020 02:26 AM (H5knJ)

647 Its better to be thought a fool, than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Sam Clemens

Posted by: Puddnhead Miklos at July 11, 2020 02:27 AM (QzkSJ)

648 A raimondo who can speak is like a dog that walks on its hind legs.

The marvel is not that he does it well, but that he can do it at all.

Posted by: DR. Samuel "Miklos" Johnson at July 11, 2020 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)

649 Sam Clemens
Posted by: Puddnhead Miklos
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Hmm..no.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2020 02:30 AM (CTJwJ)

650 Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 01:56 AM (L2ZTs)

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Frag Out!

and don't bother diving for cover: the area has M-16A1 and Claymore mines covering the area as well.

YBF.

/i lived through those sorry ass years


Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2020 02:34 AM (gfkdT)

651 Hmm..no.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Ok

Proverbs 17:28

Posted by: Miklos DID say Puddnhead at July 11, 2020 02:35 AM (QzkSJ)

652 red, thanks I think :-)
I lived through those years too. They're what I think of as the good old days, even though I had no money and was actually dealing with a lot of shit at the time.

Funny how my brain filters out most of the bad stuff and leaves only the good. It's the same re my 1970s-80s camping memories growing up.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 02:37 AM (L2ZTs)

653 Well worth reading:

Victor Davis Hanson: Five Radical, Long-Term Solutions to Leftist Academic Corruption

Posted by: hmmmm at July 11, 2020 02:38 AM (BRkq2)

654 632- AOP
Sounds good. Sounds like Nurse and Jordan61 want to come down to shoot in the fall when it cools off.

Posted by: DBCooper at July 11, 2020 02:39 AM (y1Mvi)

655 Well Morons, I have finished by sausage links on a bun and now to go brandish some brown. I will be back at 6 am to post EMT links.

Posted by: Vic at July 11, 2020 02:40 AM (mpXpK)

656 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight, even if I did get here late.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 02:42 AM (L2ZTs)

657
Proverbs 17:28
Posted by: Miklos

Better.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2020 02:44 AM (ELgVT)

658 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight, even if I did get here late.
Posted by: qdpsteve

buenos nachos

Posted by: Miklos,up late and early at July 11, 2020 02:44 AM (QzkSJ)

659 I'm out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 11, 2020 02:45 AM (ELgVT)

660 Better.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Shoulda kept my mouth shut.

Posted by: Miklos, learning at July 11, 2020 02:45 AM (QzkSJ)

661 Shoulda kept my mouth shut.
Posted by: Miklos, learning at July 11, 2020 02:45 AM (QzkSJ)


This method does prevent French toast and maple syrup incidents !

Posted by: Adriane the Sky is Falling Critic ... at July 11, 2020 02:57 AM (LPnfS)

662 Telemachus was Odysseus's son.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 11, 2020 03:02 AM (LxTcq)

663 This method does prevent French toast and maple syrup incidents !
Posted by: Adriane the Sky is Falling Critic


*prepares defensive position involving coffee with chicory*

Posted by: Miklos, keenly aware of suspicious sounds (dog is asleep) at July 11, 2020 03:03 AM (QzkSJ)

664 Telemachus was Odysseus's son.
Posted by: BourbonChicken


You can't telemache me!

Posted by: Teenage Telemachus at July 11, 2020 03:04 AM (QzkSJ)

665 Telemachus was Odysseus's son.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

I thought that was the two brothers in demolition derby episode of Happy Days. The Telemachi Crunch.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 11, 2020 03:07 AM (DjiZK)

666 Mornin'

(sips coffee)

That Kipling guy was on to something. GOTCBH is still very prescient.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 11, 2020 03:09 AM (Rkkf9)

667 Odysseus slays the suitors

https://youtu.be/B0_A9XWxV0Q

Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 11, 2020 03:14 AM (LxTcq)

668 Odysseus slays the suitors

https://youtu.be/B0_A9XWxV0Q
Posted by: BourbonChicken


I bet Trump has been prepared to do that for years.

Posted by: Miklosious at July 11, 2020 03:33 AM (QzkSJ)

669 Telemachus was Odysseus's son.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 11, 2020 03:02 AM (LxTcq)


** hangs head **

I thought it was the name of the "mechanical man" Daedalus built to guard Crete ...

If has been a very long time.

Posted by: Adriane the Sky is Falling Critic ... at July 11, 2020 03:34 AM (LPnfS)

670 Odysseus slays the suitors

https://youtu.be/B0_A9XWxV0Q
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 11, 2020 03:14 AM (LxTcq)


archery is a win ...

Posted by: Adriane the Sky is Falling Critic ... at July 11, 2020 03:36 AM (LPnfS)

671 Question for the horde; the cops seemed to want their detective to be the one to call her, not me. Is that normal?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2020 01:26 AM (2HIdp)


Yep. They want to get a reaction when they tell someone a person they know is dead. They also want to ask what inspired them to think about checking on them.

This is standard as the odds are that someone who has a loved one checked up on can be the person who did them in and already knew they were dead but didn't want to be the one to discover them.

The odds of someone being murdered by someone they know are large so it's always best to examine the relatives of anyone who's died under suspicious circumstances especially if they were involved with the discovery somehow. (people get impatient)

Cops think of themselves as good lie detectors (not necessarily true) they like to be on hand when a person first gets the news. Their reactions and words can expose foreknowledge which might mean they did it or had it done or know who did it.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 11, 2020 03:57 AM (u+4Rc)

672 Re Goya:



I've seen their stuff in the stores before but never purchased.



I guess I will now. In particular, they have a salsa taqueria that looks good.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 11, 2020 12:38 AM (L2ZTs)

The Goya Extra Virgin Olive Oil is very good for the price. I recall it won a taste test from a serious publication years ago. It is not going to compete with extreme high end stuff if you are some type of aficionado (they do exist), but it is good stuff and very fairly priced. It is Spanish olive oil and more than a few think the Spanish stuff is superior in to major competitors.

Posted by: Quint at July 11, 2020 04:00 AM (hHxp2)

673 I've gotten one of those "X is dead" calls, though from a mutual friend. (No foul play, just a fatal mistake.) Friday afternoon you're on the phone talking advanced SLAPP theory with a friend and Sunday morning you get a call that he died Saturday night. Suuuuuuucks

Posted by: SFGoth at July 11, 2020 04:15 AM (KAi1n)

674 Some people new to the song "In America" wonder why CDB mentioned Pittsburgh Steelers fans. The main reason of course was when the song came out they were the dominant team and Super Bowl champs. That was a very dated song if you will, it spoke about a specific time and place. Of course it still rings true as a message of what we should be.

In concert, CD was smart enough to mention the local team lol. Like no singer has ever done that before.

Posted by: Quint at July 11, 2020 04:32 AM (hHxp2)

675 Isn't today the day we celebrate Alexander Hamilton's death.

Posted by: Aaron Burr at July 11, 2020 04:36 AM (+JHui)

676 Isn't today the day we celebrate Alexander Hamilton's death.

Posted by: Aaron Burr at July 11, 2020 04:36 AM (+JHui)

I liked the book Founding Brothers by Ellis. The book starts out with a riveting story about the Hamilton and Burr duel.

Now I am not an Ellis fan by ANY MEANS, other than liking that one book. I thought his book on Washington was highly overrated.

Posted by: Quint at July 11, 2020 04:45 AM (hHxp2)

677 /me pops smoke and unasses the AO.

this will be a busy weekend for me: if i ain't 'round, it's 'cause i'm busy bringing the damn-damn to assholes who need it.

Scouts Out!

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2020 04:47 AM (gfkdT)

678 Well, I finally saw "Hamilton" yesterday. Mrs. Botch is a big fan and a big fan of stage musicals in general, an enthusiasm I don't particularly share, and wanted me to see it on Disney+.

Not bad at all, imo. I've gone to a dozen or so live stage musicals with her through the years, and it ranks among the best of the ones I've seen.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at July 11, 2020 04:55 AM (YqED9)

679 Teaching crabs how to read could earn a government grant for a few million.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2020 05:01 AM (6f16T)

680 Wal-Mart sells an olive oil from old Carthage.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 11, 2020 05:06 AM (+JHui)

681 I get Goya products all the time, this weekend will see what I need.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2020 05:07 AM (6f16T)

682 Wal-Mart sells an olive oil from old Carthage.

Posted by: Boss Moss at July 11, 2020 05:06 AM (+JHui)

It is probably a bit salty.

Posted by: Quint at July 11, 2020 05:12 AM (hHxp2)

683 That bitch prosecutor in St. Louis has had a warrant served on the McCloskeys (the couple who brandished guns at a mob that tore down a gate to gain entrance to their private neighborhood, then threatened to burn down their house and kill them and their dog). She took the gun that the guy held to keep the mob at bay.

It's not enough to slander and defame this couple for trying to defend themselves and their home (and their dog's life) from the violent mob. Now this bitch prosecutor, who has a history of corruption, is trying to disarm them. And she's doing this after she released all the "protesters" who were arrested.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 11, 2020 05:15 AM (k4dH2)

684 Democrats have made rioting a non crime, stopping it to save life or property is the crime now.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2020 05:17 AM (6f16T)

685 Boker tov dear morons.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 11, 2020 05:15 AM (k4dH2)

===
After Kristallnacht, the Nazis discovered most of the losses suffered by the Jews were covered by insurance.

So Goebbels came up with the idea of imposing a Billion RM "Atonement Fine" to recoup the insurance payments.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 11, 2020 05:24 AM (EZebt)

686 Goebbels was a bit ahead of his time. He'd fit right in these days.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2020 05:29 AM (A5zUN)

687
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at July 11, 2020 05:40 AM (IVWkx)

688 Sometimes I imagine what use Giebbels would have made of all the new media, internetz wifi cellphone youtube facebook etc.

Then I realize his moral and intellectual inheritance is becoming fully realized. I talk to so many people who are totally immersed in a manufactured reality.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at July 11, 2020 05:42 AM (EZebt)

689 Mornin', all

Drove 20 miles for coffee and breakfast.

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 11, 2020 05:42 AM (RaWpx)

690 Was trying to nap but its pointless

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2020 05:43 AM (6f16T)

691 20 miles just for Breakfast?

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2020 05:45 AM (6f16T)

692 20 miles just for Breakfast?
Posted by: Skip

Maybe someone was buying?

Posted by: Bruce at July 11, 2020 05:47 AM (vd8XM)

693 I'm up north. Nothing close by open early.

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 11, 2020 05:48 AM (RaWpx)

694 Making sausages and pancakes eventually, coffee first, didn't sleep 6 hours.

Posted by: Skip at July 11, 2020 05:50 AM (6f16T)

695 I guess it's true. Talk of mandatory masks in MI starting on Monday.

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 11, 2020 05:50 AM (RaWpx)

696 Hello

I want to purchase an old copybook just to read the headings. I'm sure I know some of them but I'd bet there are some Ive never known or have forgotten.

I have no idea when I learned, "use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without" but I remembered one phrase and then struggled a bit til the rest came back to me.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 11, 2020 05:54 AM (IDhUW)

697 I have no idea when I learned, "use it up, wear it out, make it do or do without" but I remembered one phrase and then struggled a bit til the rest came back to me.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel

Heh. I remember that, don't remember when I first heard it though

Posted by: Bruce at July 11, 2020 05:59 AM (vd8XM)

698 We may have to start shopping in a group practicing civil disobedience.

Fortunately here people seem to let others live according to their conscience at the moment anyway.

I was discouraged that the church crowd was at least 90% masked and we were warned about not singing if we weren't masked. I confess to singing without a mask.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 11, 2020 06:01 AM (IDhUW)

699 > Now this bitch prosecutor, who has a history of corruption, is trying to disarm them. And she's doing this after she released all the "protesters" who were arrested.

"Deprivation of rights under color of law" is a thing, if Barr could be bothered to interest himself.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 11, 2020 06:02 AM (unn44)

700 That was the philosophy I was raised with.

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 11, 2020 06:02 AM (RaWpx)

701 Apparently the governor here is promoting tattletalers as well

Posted by: My life is insanity at July 11, 2020 06:03 AM (RaWpx)

702 Heh. I remember that, don't remember when I first heard it though
Posted by: Bruce at July 11, 2020 05:59 AM (vd8XM)

Maybe it was an early copybook heading that we don't remember writing out.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 11, 2020 06:03 AM (IDhUW)

703 NOOD!!!

Posted by: Bruce at July 11, 2020 06:05 AM (vd8XM)

704 Sorry you didn't sleep well Skip.

Hope your breakfast was delicious MLii.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at July 11, 2020 06:06 AM (IDhUW)

705 Okay the rule of law is dead so the law of the jungle. Got it.
Mike Tyson; everybody has a plan until punched in the face.

Posted by: azalea city at July 11, 2020 06:06 AM (WX+x0)

706 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 11, 2020 06:08 AM (0IMgo)

707
"Deprivation of rights under color of law" is a thing, if Barr could be bothered to interest himself.
_______________

Given that both of the McCloskeys are reportedly lawyers, it would be surprising if they didn't have the required permits for the guns they were using. Also, Missouri has an expansive castle doctrine, and it appears that they were well within their legal rights in doing what they did. So this prosecutor could soon find herself on the wrong end of a civil lawsuit. But unfortunately, it will be the taxpayers there who will have to foot the bill for her incompetent and malevolent conduct, not the crooked prosecutor herself.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 11, 2020 06:11 AM (k4dH2)

708 My under capacity (fewer than 20 kids per class) parochial school just sent out a survey with a digital option, alternate days or alternate weeks in school. Full day in-person schooling was not even an option.

My 7yo cried herself to sleep.

I will be home schooling. Will be living out of savings and trying to go part time. Trying to figure out how to help others in my same boat.

Posted by: roulette girl at July 11, 2020 08:36 AM (3v+lN)

709 Just saw a quote from Betsy DeVos from yesterday maybe

Saying if schools won't reopen maybe they should just send the funds
directly to parents so they can figure out how to educate their kids



Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 10, 2020 11:57 PM (TOyHQ)

THAT would be an epic gamechanger.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 11, 2020 10:30 AM (nAiE/)

710 Yacht Rock:

Moonlight Feels Right by Starbuck

Posted by: Grouchy Dino at July 11, 2020 10:34 AM (fMQmz)

711 It's strange how you get censored here for pointing out the ADL is behind so much of this hate speech nonsense. I wonder why.

Posted by: FPY at July 13, 2020 03:09 PM (r5iyh)

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