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It's pretty good, but IMO an actual lefty would have said "educated people" or something instead of "learned doctors".
Posted by: Vanya at July 08, 2020 07:46 PM (BAsqb) 2
Excellent satire! Caught me, too.
Posted by: henry at July 08, 2020 07:46 PM (J3Rfi) 3
ReSIT trump...lol
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 08, 2020 07:46 PM (rnk6i) 4
I always hear them say furbabies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2020 07:47 PM (aKsyK) 5
Impressive response by the Karens who are already trying to report and ban the poster.
Posted by: Orson at July 08, 2020 07:47 PM (94eNM) 6
hmmm....another clue eh?
Northworst Pair Uh D Grad. pair uh d? Almost every bluebrain thinks they're mensa star guiders while every trumpster is basically ... you know.l Posted by: guest myspace user at July 08, 2020 07:48 PM (rnk6i) Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 07:49 PM (XTyi0) 8
>>>1 It's pretty good, but IMO an actual lefty would have said "educated people" or something instead of "learned doctors".
yeah it was "learned doctors' that made me check the bio. Until then, I was pretty much totally on board. Posted by: ace at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (PbpT7) 9
What?
Posted by: Case at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (aDSHr) 10
Why are you doing this?!? You and you're MAGA friends are hillbillies! This is a poll for learned doctors!
Must be a parody. Nobody could ever screw up you're and your. Posted by: pep at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (v16oJ) 11
Baby CheChe > Whatever this is
Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (30pEh) 12
top X
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (XTyi0) 13
hiya
Posted by: JT at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (arJlL) 14
Incidentally, the fact that the parody name is Karin should have been a 2 by 4 to the noggin.
Posted by: Orson at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (94eNM) 15
And that woman claims to have a PHD?
She needs a psychologist Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (6f16T) 16
The meth lab accident is funny.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (GbPPJ) 17
oh, even nerdier...bluebrains think they're level 3 guild navigators high on the spice. Not bed wetting narcissists
Posted by: guest myspace user at July 08, 2020 07:50 PM (rnk6i) 18
Sorry, I love our guys and would do almost anything for them but no way I'll call them "furbabies". Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2020 07:51 PM (mht8P) 19
LMAO. Got a text from a friend -- one of the Q Anons -- earlier today about them having fun with this.
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 07:51 PM (WqPYg) 20
Whatever my post number, there I am.
Posted by: Bete at July 08, 2020 07:51 PM (Ojki1) 21
see the sidebar: Tomorrow SHOULD be Flynn's dismissal-is-signed-by-Sullivan day.
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7) 22
Hello....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 07:52 PM (GBHAb) 23
If you looked hard enough, you could find an account just as bad that isn't parody. But then you'd need to deal with the nightmares somehow...
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 08, 2020 07:53 PM (icI8A) 24
Now that the West Coast is waking up and Moscow is going to sleep, this poll is going to turn around. Get those tissues ready, trumpers!
________ Awesome. Russian Bots have to sleep too, you know! Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 07:53 PM (WqPYg) 25
21 see the sidebar: Tomorrow SHOULD be Flynn's dismissal-is-signed-by-Sullivan day.
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7) Overruled! Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at July 08, 2020 07:53 PM (Ojki1) 26
coulda been a contender
Posted by: boomers remember stuff at July 08, 2020 07:53 PM (+U5Yr) 27
"Baker-Thompkins." Very funny.
Posted by: Caliban at July 08, 2020 07:54 PM (QE8X6) 28
Whatever my post number, there I am.
Posted by: Bete --------- Wherever you post, there you are - Buckaroo Banzai Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 07:54 PM (GBHAb) 29
Damn! I'm still twatter banned so cannot vote for someone else
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 07:54 PM (VcFUs) Posted by: Lionel Richie at July 08, 2020 07:54 PM (AInSx) Posted by: abbynormal at July 08, 2020 07:55 PM (I849g) 32
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see the sidebar: Tomorrow SHOULD be Flynn's dismissal-is-signed-by-Sullivan day. Posted by: ace at July 08, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7) _________ I take it Sydney Powell is prepared to then drop dozens -- if not hundreds -- of multi-million dollar lawsuits on the Derp Staters, Media Scum, and their Go-Betweens. It.Should.Be.Glorious! Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 07:55 PM (WqPYg) 33
OT-Ace, I know that you sometimes read the "NY Post". I don't know if you saw this, but a few days ago they had a story on everyone's favorite (aside from Talcum X) "I identify as a Black person even though my parents are white" celebrity- Rachel Dolezal. She feels that she can contribute a lot to the BLM movement and she is currently doing "artwork" such as a small bust of Thomas Jeffferson with red paint splashed on him to signify blood and the word "rapist" at the botton of the bust.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 07:55 PM (oDRcK) 34
This here is the work of an old BlameBush! fan.
Now all we need is Liberal Larry. Posted by: Cluebat at July 08, 2020 07:56 PM (S8ld5) 35
That's cute.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 07:56 PM (hku12) 36
f you looked hard enough, you could find an account just as bad that isn't parody. But then you'd need to deal with the nightmares somehow...
========== what's the point of parody when the reality is sillier? You'd have to be a full on looting rioter who is scared of words leftist...which again, is half the DNC right now Posted by: guest myspace user at July 08, 2020 07:56 PM (rnk6i) 37
fkn lol
Posted by: fktheleft at July 08, 2020 07:56 PM (lvXKd) 38
Hearing someone say "furbabies" in real life makes me want to toss my churros.
https://stoatnet.org/hurk.jpg Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 07:56 PM (t+qrx) 39
25 21 see the sidebar: Tomorrow SHOULD be Flynn's dismissal-is-signed-by-Sullivan day.
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7) Overruled! Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at July 08, 2020 07:53 PM (Ojki1) _________________________ I'm not sure the date in the sidebar is correct. I recall that June 13th was the date that Sullivan would make a ruling on the dismissal...In addition, he filed an order that would disallow any other filings by either party. I, personally, still think there will be an en banc, and it will not go well for Flynn. I, also, didn't see any response from the Appeals Court relative to Gleeson's request for clarification. Posted by: Orson at July 08, 2020 07:56 PM (94eNM) 40
That was like four solid minutes of work, so.
Which is significantly less time than you and The Horde put in figuring out that the drill was widdershins. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 08, 2020 07:56 PM (DMUuz) 41
The hyphenated last name is pitch perfect.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 08, 2020 07:56 PM (puu6v) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 07:57 PM (3SIUH) 43
If you know the difference between a revolver and an assault rifle, don't vote.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 07:57 PM (+y/Ru) 44
Furboobies. It's an Ewok thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 07:57 PM (GBHAb) 45
Oh come on. Furbabies isn't just used by liberals. I use it occasionally and so do my friends. I see it used on Facebook postings for animal shelters and funny animal pages. I do have a kid but I tell ya the cats love me more than the kid does. Lol
Posted by: Jaimo at July 08, 2020 07:57 PM (EVJ0V) 46
Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress
_________ The only thing that would have made this better would have been the suffix "... of Brattleboro, VT." Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 07:57 PM (WqPYg) 47
Maybe it's time for Mary Clogginstein to come out of the Twitter closet. She's been a local monstermom long enough.
Posted by: Caliban at July 08, 2020 07:57 PM (QE8X6) 48
If you know what a W-2 is, don't vote.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 07:58 PM (+y/Ru) 49
Wait - I refer to my animals as my "furchildren" (or 'furbabies') and I am NOT a woke white woman. I'm just a geeky engineer who long ago gave up trying to figure out emotional females. Or something.
Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 07:58 PM (3vIkC) 50
>>>45 Oh come on. Furbabies isn't just used by liberals. I use it occasionally and so do my friends. I see it used on Facebook postings for animal shelters and funny animal pages. I do have a kid but I tell ya the cats love me more than the kid does. Lol
Posted by: Jaimo at okay fair but this is a thing mainly done by aging-out white liberal women who don't have children (so they want to Mother The World) Posted by: ace at July 08, 2020 08:00 PM (PbpT7) 51
If you salute the flag, don't vote.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 08:00 PM (GBHAb) 52
This is real and you couldnt convince that it isnt.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Taking a Two Week Vacation at July 08, 2020 08:00 PM (+dsLj) 53
Did anybody see the headline on FoxNews (yeah, I know) about the racial justice training employees of the city of Seattle had to endure? Someone got info on it via a FOIA request.
"Racism isn't our fault, but we are responsible" Those who attended the session were shown handouts, including one that encouraged them to cultivate "networks with other white people who are practicing antiracist accomplicehood so you can talk through your struggles in the work of undoing your own whiteness." Employees were presented with a flowchart that demonstrated how "white people keep the system going" by being socialized "to cause harm to POC," "justify why we are superior and have been wronged by POC," "use anger, self-righteousness and defensiveness [to] mask fear, shame, or guilt," "show up small and inauthentic," and finally are "unable to imagine a way forward that comes from a place of humanity," thus reinforcing the status quo. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 08, 2020 08:01 PM (D3cJf) 54
If you own a pair of wokboots unironically, don't vote.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 08:01 PM (+y/Ru) 55
Fake But Accurate Posted by: abbynormal -------- If an accusation can't be disproven, then it is true. Posted by: Dan Rather at July 08, 2020 08:02 PM (GBHAb) 56
Fur babies? AKA next years BBQ! Yum!!
Posted by: henry at July 08, 2020 08:02 PM (J3Rfi) 57
what is happening?
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 08:02 PM (iTXRQ) 58
I'm surprised that Karen didn't require a mask in order to vote.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 08:02 PM (3SIUH) 59
Sidebar - Flynn order is about to become final? Oh how I dearly hope that is true! I have been trying to research what the time limit has been for a while, and specifics are surprisingly hard to pin down. One said 7 days, one said 21, and I never found anything definitive.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2020 08:04 PM (V2Yro) 60
If you pay taxes or donate to real charities, don't vote.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 08, 2020 08:04 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2020 08:05 PM (mht8P) 62
Fur grown children.
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 08:05 PM (XTyi0) 63
The meth lab accident is funny.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria Not if ya live upstairs ! Or next door. Posted by: JT at July 08, 2020 08:06 PM (arJlL) 64
We are definitely living on Clownworld.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 08:06 PM (NWiLs) 65
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If you know what a W-2 is, don't vote. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 07:58 PM (+y/Ru) _________ Heh. If you have an actual husband and father of your children that isn't the government -- don't vote. Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:06 PM (WqPYg) 66
Sullivan throwing in the towel? Not sure if that should be pudding cup flaming skull worthy or not?
Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (6f16T) 67
Sidebar - Flynn order is about to become final? Oh how I dearly hope that is true! I have been trying to research what the time limit has been for a while, and specifics are surprisingly hard to pin down. One said 7 days, one said 21, and I never found anything definitive.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2020 08:04 PM (V2Yro) Once upon a time I did training sessions on how to calculate time limits under the Federal rules. It was 17 slides long. The rules were revised to make things simpler. My revised presentation was 28 slides long. Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (GbPPJ) 68
That is good. Though the Pair Uh D Uh grad credential should have probably a tip off.
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (6mvRv) 69
If you're using more than just the autonomic function of brain activity, don't vote.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (VcFUs) 70
45 Oh come on. Furbabies isn't just used by liberals. I use it
occasionally and so do my friends. I see it used on Facebook postings for animal shelters and funny animal pages. I do have a kid but I tell ya the cats love me more than the kid does. Lol Posted by: Jaimo at === I use my dogs. Period. None of that other BS. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (pw+jk) Posted by: JT at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (arJlL) 72
If you homeschool even when the schools are open, don't vote.
Posted by: abbynormal at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (I849g) 73
I think I saw Clownworld Reality open for Abused Furchildren at the Santa Monica Civic in '89, but the memory's vague.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (El6T/) 74
She kinda looks like Yoko
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 08:08 PM (TOyHQ) 75
Honk honk.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 08:08 PM (NWiLs) 76
If you know who your father is, don't vote.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 08, 2020 08:08 PM (pw+jk) 77
So if the Flynn case I'd finally dismissed when does he start talking?
Posted by: Tuna at July 08, 2020 08:08 PM (gLRfa) 78
If you use gendered pronouns like 'he' and 'she', don't vote.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 08:09 PM (L47aO) 79
I see "Karin" and think Japanese beer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2020 08:09 PM (aKsyK) 80
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Sidebar - Flynn order is about to become final? Oh how I dearly hope that is true! I have been trying to research what the time limit has been for a while, and specifics are surprisingly hard to pin down. One said 7 days, one said 21, and I never found anything definitive. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2020 08:04 PM (V2Yro) _________ Nothing like living in a country of few, simple, clear, and objective law -- instead of federal and other code of massive subjective contradictions that nobody (including the supposed top 9 legal minds in the country) can understand and that stretches from here to the moon. Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:09 PM (WqPYg) 81
Fookin' tax prep. Grrr.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 08:09 PM (q1Pj5) 82
PhD in Oppression Lit. Northworst Pair Uh D Grad. White #WomanOfColor
To be fair, that sounds like real life now. Posted by: Blacksheep at July 08, 2020 08:09 PM (6mvRv) 83
Furbabies is one of those twee chlidish things that adults say whch makes me want to punch them (like "birb" instead of bird. You saved no time. Its just something a 3 year old would say. If you said that to your little kid because that's how they do it, that's okay but in public, to adults??)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 08:09 PM (KZzsI) 84
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We are definitely living on Clownworld. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 08:06 PM (NWiLs) _________ I've got a fevah ... and the only cure for Clownword is MOAR TIRE IRON BEATINGS! Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:10 PM (WqPYg) 85
If you serve melted Velveeta with Rotel and corn chips for an appetizer, don't vote.
Posted by: abbynormal at July 08, 2020 08:10 PM (I849g) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (mht8P) 87
We are definitely living on Clownworld.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo You're gonna wear out your tire iron ! lol Posted by: JT at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (arJlL) 88
They really need to dismiss Flynn and let him be. This is beyond outrageous.
Posted by: Blacksheep at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (6mvRv) 89
Tucker is really must watch television.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (wiXsO) 90
The ONLY thing that convinces me it's not real is she doesn't have an FB
account or IG account. Because somebody like this would need to be out there every waking moment. And IG is THE place to make sure your breakfast falafel and matching kitty-sized falafel is seen. Posted by: clutch cargo at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (8B6Ng) Posted by: Lionel Richie at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (VcFUs) 92
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Sullivan throwing in the towel? Not sure if that should be pudding cup flaming skull worthy or not? Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (6f16T) __________ Worthy of a flaming noose? Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (WqPYg) 93
If you don't know what a veni skinny mocha is, don't vote.c
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (+y/Ru) 94
If you know where your polling place is without Google's help, don't vote.
If you've lived in the same house for 30 years, don't vote. Posted by: Just Lily at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (sar+3) 95
I like.
Posted by: Miklosian Mockery SA de CV at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (QzkSJ) 96
If you serve melted Velveeta with Rotel and corn chips for an appetizer, don't vote.
Posted by: abbynormal at July 08, 2020 08:10 PM (I849g) That's food of the gods right there. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (q1Pj5) 97
For years I drove past a property on my way to work in a sketchy neighborhood.
There was a "main house" and a "guest house". At some point the "main house" burned. Then some months or years later the "guest house" was cinders. Then a camper appeared in the yard after some time. Then one morning that was burned out too. Bad luck I guess. Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 08:12 PM (XTyi0) 98
Off Jerry curl lounge singer
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 08:12 PM (VcFUs) 99
Tucker is really must watch television.
Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (wiXsO) Yes, he is. One of the few people who is calling out what the left is all about Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 08:12 PM (exo3/) 100
> "That was like four solid minutes of work."-- Ace
Yeah, you don't want to push it too hard, overwork can be a real killer. Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 08, 2020 08:12 PM (6Qxbm) 101
Its real. You guys that thought it was real and then you were punked and unpunked are really punked, but you punked yourselves so I'm not sure if any of it counts.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:12 PM (Jx5Qs) 102
And IG is THE place to make sure your
breakfast falafel and matching kitty-sized falafel is seen. Posted by: clutch cargo at July 08, 2020 08:11 PM (8B6Ng) It took me way too long to realize that you didn't mean "Inspector General". Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:13 PM (t+qrx) 103
Honestly? This bitch has nothing on me.
Posted by: KayInMaine at July 08, 2020 08:13 PM (uEbPt) 104
If you know what sous vide is, don't vote.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 08:13 PM (q1Pj5) 105
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I think I saw Clownworld Reality open for Abused Furchildren at the Santa Monica Civic in '89, but the memory's vague. Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2020 08:07 PM (El6T/) __________ I believe they changed their name to Blaming-Boner Clownworld Reality in 2009. Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:13 PM (WqPYg) 106
00 > "That was like four solid minutes of work."-- Ace
Yeah, you don't want to push it too hard, overwork can be a real killer. Posted by: Anonymous 7 at July 08, 2020 08:12 PM (6Qxbm) Im worn out just thinking about ace doing that four minutes of work. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:13 PM (Jx5Qs) 107
Its real. You guys that thought it was real and then you were punked and unpunked are really punked, but you punked yourselves so I'm not sure if any of it counts.
I think it wraps around like an old pinball machine Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 08:14 PM (KZzsI) Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 08:14 PM (tQASX) 109
one of those twee chlidish things that adults say which makes me want to punch them (like "birb" instead of bird. I saw birb on the blog the other night and assumed it was a typo. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2020 08:14 PM (aKsyK) 110
104 If you know what sous vide is, don't vote.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 08:13 PM (q1Pj5) I believe this. Seriously you guys. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:14 PM (Jx5Qs) 111
OT - are airgun pellets impossible to find for anyone else? Seems like an odd thing for a shortage.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:15 PM (t+qrx) Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:15 PM (JFO2v) 113
Asshole celebutard moment of the day.
The Hollywood Reporter@THR Lady A, formerly known as Lady Antebellum, files lawsuit against blues singer Anita White who goes by the name Lady A http://thr.cm/cr3DAj8 - The Ditzy Twits want your name and they will have your name! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 08:15 PM (+y/Ru) 114
I saw birb on the blog the other night and assumed it was a typo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2020 08:14 PM (aKsyK) That was probably me. Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:15 PM (t+qrx) 115
It took me way too long to realize that you didn't mean "Inspector General".
Posted by: hogmartin *glares* Posted by: Nikolai Gogol at July 08, 2020 08:16 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 08, 2020 08:16 PM (3H9h1) 117
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one of those twee chlidish things that adults say which makes me want to punch them (like "birb" instead of bird. I saw birb on the blog the other night and assumed it was a typo. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2020 08:14 PM (aKsyK) Saying "adorbs" for adorable should get an immediate punch. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:16 PM (Jx5Qs) 118
your... damnit.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 08, 2020 08:16 PM (3H9h1) 119
If you think a chick with a dick is sick, and not a chick, don't vote.
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (dOV9E) 120
The Ditzy Twits want your name and they will have your name!
This black woman will not take away their Black Lives Matter virtue signalling moment from them!!! Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (KZzsI) 121
As I occasionally and feebly counsel the "Twitter is a sewer!" commenters here, it's all a question of finding goof people with actual info, or original analysis, or who are good amalgamators of same by others.
And never, never, looking at "Replies". Unless you've hit the sweet spot - a very good independent nobody who's known only to other critical thinkers, and actually gets substantive replies. In the Replies lies all the jaw-dropping idiocy that will make you pessimistic about the US and the planet. Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (El6T/) 122
" If you serve melted Velveeta with Rotel and corn chips for an appetizer, don't vote."
Hey! I love that stuff! Posted by: Bosk at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (SWbVS) 123
The Learned Doctors is from a line in Stepbrothers
Posted by: jsg at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (tLwiL) 124
Saying "adorbs" for adorable should get an immediate punch.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:16 PM (Jx5Qs) Totes agree. Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (q1Pj5) 125
I think I saw Clownworld Reality open for Abused Furchildren at the Santa Monica Civic in '89, but the memory's vague.
Posted by: rhomboid WE WERE THE OPENING ACT Posted by: The Vague Memories at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (QzkSJ) 126
"77 So if the Flynn case I'd finally dismissed when does he start talking?"
I really like Flynn, so, hopefully, immediately. He obviously was hounded for some reason other than OrangeManBad. It could have to do with skimming cash from the pile sent to the mullahs. On the other hand, in a great irony, he may not have a clue as to why he was singled out. But he has a good deal of dirt to dump on Biden and Obama so let it rip. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (puu6v) 127
114 I saw birb on the blog the other night and assumed it was a typo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2020 08:14 PM (aKsyK) That was probably me. Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:15 PM (t+qrx) Not BURP hog, 'birb'. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (Jx5Qs) 128
Well, "goof" people can work too, for laughs, but of course meant "good" people.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (El6T/) 129
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If you know who your father is, don't vote. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 08, 2020 08:08 PM (pw+jk) ___________ Remember McLean Stevenson of M*A*S*H fame (played Lt. Col. Henry Blake)? In the 70's he was on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson and told this (paraphrased) joke -- I think I peed my pants as a young teenager. He'd be auto-canceled today: Stevenson: "You know why those NFL players on TV don't say "Hi Dad" instead of 'Hi Mom' when the camera is on them?" Carson: "Uhm ... no." Stevenson: "Because then 50,000 guys in Detroit would all cheer at the same time." Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (WqPYg) 130
She named her furbaby 'Hillary' "after the former future President". lol
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (Vy7tf) 131
Maybe Bubba could get Lariat Jeans as a sponsor.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (JFO2v) 132
She's as good as JoeF. doing Mitt's tweets.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (ptqGC) 133
So if the Flynn case I'd finally dismissed when does he start talking? Sullivan doesn't give shit about Flynn. Somebody want Flynn silenced. I am afraid of what that could mean. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (3SIUH) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (mht8P) 135
97 For years I drove past a property on my way to work in a sketchy neighborhood.
There was a "main house" and a "guest house". At some point the "main house" burned. Then some months or years later the "guest house" was cinders. Then a camper appeared in the yard after some time. Then one morning that was burned out too. Bad luck I guess. Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 08:12 PM (XTyi0) It thounds like thomeone really methed up. Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (dOV9E) 136
OT but we are past 100 so...
The mayor of Richmond has been told by the city attorney that he does not have the authority to remove statues but he is doing it anyway... does the law just legit not apply to Commies? Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (nAiE/) Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (Jx5Qs) 138
104 If you know what sous vide is, don't vote.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 08, 2020 08:13 PM (q1Pj5) Sounds like something for the Crocs and European messenger bag crowd. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (VDSJ3) 139
"She" is running for the 28th District of Florida....but there's only 27.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (oVJmc) 140
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 08:15 PM (+y/Ru)
I hope she has good legal representation because she had the name first and seriously-they changed the name to be more racially sensitive and now they're suing a Black Woman who went under the name first? They deserve to lose all their listeners-if not for the first stupidity then for the 2nd. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (oDRcK) 141
Basement Joe is no smarter than at large Joe.
X Steve Guest@SteveGuest Hot off the heels of Ilhan Omar calling for the "dismantling" of the U.S. "economy and political systems," Joe Biden says, we need "to rewrite our economy." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (+y/Ru) 142
Days until the Maxwell chick shits the bed?
Posted by: jsg at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (tLwiL) 143
Hogmartin I know Dicks use to carry them before they went woke and I stopped going to them. But many outdoor stores should have it.
Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (6f16T) 144
Not BURP hog, 'birb'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (Jx5Qs) No, really. I found one in the fireplace. It was my excitement for the day. Typed "birb" vice "bird" in the same way people type "teh intarwebs" instead of "the internet". Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (t+qrx) 145
"Cali" except for Caligirl cause she's hot.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (Jx5Qs) 146
Furbabies is ghey, amirite?
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (XTyi0) Posted by: Assless Chaps by Ralph Lauren at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (QzkSJ) 148
Hyphenated names have been around long enough that two people with hyphenated names must have gotten married by now. So where are the couples with 4 hyphenated names?
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (dOV9E) 149
136 OT but we are past 100 so...
The mayor of Richmond has been told by the city attorney that he does not have the authority to remove statues but he is doing it anyway... does the law just legit not apply to Commies? Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (nAiE/) Wow! a Democrat usurping authority never happens. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (JFO2v) 150
Sullivan doesn't give shit about Flynn. Somebody want Flynn silenced. I am afraid of what that could mean. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (3SIUH) This. I didn't finish my thought earlier but share this same fear. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (puu6v) 151
Saying "adorbs" for adorable should get an immediate punch.
The rule is easy to remember: If you are about to say something a 12 year old girl would text to her friend... don't. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 08:21 PM (KZzsI) 152
The mayor of Richmond has been told by the city
attorney that he does not have the authority to remove statues but he is doing it anyway... does the law just legit not apply to Commies? Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (nAiE/) No. Real laws don't apply to them. But fake laws like hate crimes or any other shit they want to make up apply to us. Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 08:21 PM (exo3/) 153
They deserve to lose all their listeners-if not for the first stupidity then for the 2nd.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Social justicing ain't easy. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 08:21 PM (+y/Ru) 154
Hogmartin I know Dicks use to carry them before they went woke and I stopped going to them. But many outdoor stores should have it.
Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (6f16T) I'd have thought so, but Dunham's, Sportsman's Warehouse, and Stock & Field were all out. I asked, and they said they hadn't had any in weeks. Just weird. Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:21 PM (t+qrx) 155
21 see the sidebar: Tomorrow SHOULD be Flynn's dismissal-is-signed-by-Sullivan day.
Posted by: ace at July 08, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7) Will there be video of him signing it? I want to see the set of his jaw. Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:22 PM (dOV9E) 156
Steve Guest@SteveGuest
Hot off the heels of Ilhan Omar calling for the "dismantling" of the U.S. "economy and political systems," Joe Biden says, we need "to rewrite our economy." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (+y/Ru) Biden can't even write his own name Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 08:22 PM (exo3/) 157
No, really. I found one in the fireplace. It was my excitement for the day. Typed "birb" vice "bird" in the same way people type "teh intarwebs" instead of "the internet".
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (t+qrx) Oh, that just means your a retard you're good here. Not obnoxious...wait, thats good here too. . Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:22 PM (Jx5Qs) 158
>>Somebody want Flynn silenced. I am afraid of what that could mean.
Lots of people want Flynn silenced. Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 08:22 PM (ZLI7S) 159
Sounds like something for the Crocs and European messenger bag crowd.
Posted by: Insomniac *revs up Vespa* *after finishing half-caf latte* Posted by: Metrosexual Miklos at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (iTXRQ) Posted by: magat_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (0IMgo) 162
Oh, that just means your a retard you're good here. Not obnoxious...wait, thats good here too. .
Posted by: Cannibal Bob Gross. Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (XTyi0) 163
Beats Electronics LLC (also known as Beats by Dr. Dre, or simply Beats by Dre) is a subsidiary of Apple Inc. that produces audio products.
So Bubba is a slave to Steve the whitiest white guy that ever lived. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (JFO2v) 164
I used birbs the other day but it was done accurately. Don't clap back or retweet, I won't apologize.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (uEbPt) 165
if you know how to and can change a flat tire, don't vote.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 08, 2020 08:24 PM (pw+jk) 166
Oh, that just means your a retard you're good here.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:22 PM (Jx5Qs) See, that's all I'm sayin'. Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:24 PM (t+qrx) 167
148 Hyphenated names have been around long enough that two people with hyphenated names must have gotten married by now. So where are the couples with 4 hyphenated names?
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (dOV9E) but fuck just one goat... Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:24 PM (JFO2v) 168
Lol at "learned doctors."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at July 08, 2020 08:25 PM (l9m7l) 169
Don't clap back or retweet, I won't apologize.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (uEbPt) Can I fight you? Are we supposed to fight now? Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:25 PM (t+qrx) 170
Splunge, in Latin America you can find people with 5 or 6 names, many of them curiously gender-inappropriate (in the evil binary gendered world, I should add, of course). Never did figure out the system.
I prefer Icelandic-style pure patronymic naming systems, everybody named for their father. Of course this generates nicknames in place of what we consider names, since everyone's got the same name. Same thing happens in Brazil, where about 73% of the population is named da Silva - hence "Pele" for Joao da Silva, which is like "John Smith" here, if half the population were named John Smith. Russia's kind of settled half-way, actual different real last names, of course, but normal way of referring to or addressing people is first name + patronymic (Georgi Konstantinovich!). Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2020 08:25 PM (El6T/) 171
This comment belongs in the previous thread - If in fact Epstein was the face of an elite international blackmail crime/intelligence ring - wow, I never before appreciated how big Trump's balls were in banning him from his ptoperties 15 years ago.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 08:25 PM (TOyHQ) 172
148 Hyphenated names have been around long enough that two people with hyphenated names must have gotten married by now. So where are the couples with 4 hyphenated names?
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (dOV9E) So when 1138 is joined to 1555 do you add or subtracted? And can the baby last name be negative? Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:25 PM (JFO2v) 173
The rule is easy to remember: If you are about to say something a 12 year old girl would text to her friend... don't.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 08:21 PM (KZzsI) Thats cray cray. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:26 PM (Jx5Qs) Posted by: jsg at July 08, 2020 08:26 PM (tLwiL) 175
There's a coloring book for Democrats full of super buff drawings of elderly dementia patient Joe Biden in pretend typical male situations as imaginary hot 36 year old fitness enthusiast Joe Biden
Hot Cup of Joe, something something America's favorite moderate. Search for it. It's fantastic. Posted by: No one at July 08, 2020 08:26 PM (R6mAC) 176
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OT but we are past 100 so... The mayor of Richmond has been told by the city attorney that he does not have the authority to remove statues but he is doing it anyway... does the law just legit not apply to Commies? Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (nAiE/) __________ "No, no it doesn't." -- Federal Judge who invalidated CA's Prop 187 (which, along with the election of Ahnold, was the death knell for California and caused me to flee) Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:26 PM (WqPYg) 177
Carson: "Uhm ... no."
Stevenson: "Because then 50,000 guys in Detroit would all cheer at the same time." Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:18 PM (WqPYg) Imagine trying to make your sales numbers in Detroit as a hallmark rep in Atl. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:27 PM (JFO2v) 178
Is she also a WOL (that is, a Woman of Lesbianism)?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:27 PM (rCwaK) 179
Speaking of subtle humor, did we ever get a reveal of Muldoon's "wait for it" comment? Because whatever it was, it flew so far over my head, I didn't even hear the whirr.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 08, 2020 08:27 PM (qc+VF) 180
The rule is easy to remember: If you are about to say something a 12 year old girl would text to her friend... don't.
Now that is like waving a red flag in front of a bull for this crowd. After today's thread about banhammers, we now know that CBD isn't omnipresent and except for the COBs, none of the rest of us have one (a ban hammer ya perverts)... Hell, we troll ourselves pretty effectively. Totes, like, ya know. With birbs and furbabies on Saturday afternoon no less. Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 08:27 PM (VcFUs) 181
I'm glad Confederate Railroad haven't changed there names! They're still touring by the way. Even put out a new album recently. (yes, I still say 'album')
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2020 08:27 PM (Cy6k3) 182
So where are the couples with 4 hyphenated names? Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (dOV9E) "*ahem*" - Admiral Sir Reginald Aylmer Ranfurly Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax, KCB, DSO, JP, DL Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 08, 2020 08:27 PM (mht8P) 183
Hot off the heels of Ilhan Omar calling for the "dismantling" of the U.S. "economy and political systems," Joe Biden says, we need "to rewrite our economy." Joe Biden can't even be trusted to unzip his pants before he pees. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2020 08:28 PM (oVJmc) 184
geez, look at this person's twitter feed. almost hilarious, eg:
The fact that I've had to explain what a horsed vagina is to both of the men I've slept with shows you the struggles that women go through every day. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:28 PM (4a9Vv) 185
The problem is that the line between parody and reality, satire and reality, has been erased. Reality is now a clown car crashing into a flaming dumpster next to a goat rodeo and now the clowns are on fire and the goats are kicking the clowns and catching fire.
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"She" is running for the 28th District of Florida....but there's only 27. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (oVJmc) ___________ Good catch. Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:28 PM (WqPYg) 187
The rule is easy to remember: If you are about to say something a 12 year old girl would text to her friend... don't.
Especially if it's about the size of your 22 year old boyfriends dick. Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at July 08, 2020 08:29 PM (0oLI1) 188
The fact that I've had to explain what a horsed
vagina is to both of the men I've slept with shows you the struggles that women go through every day. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:28 PM (4a9Vv) That I have no idea what that means is proof that my life has been sheltered and blessed. Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:29 PM (ElqsY) 189
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Basement Joe is no smarter than at large Joe. X Steve Guest@SteveGuest Hot off the heels of Ilhan Omar calling for the "dismantling" of the U.S. "economy and political systems," Joe Biden says, we need "to rewrite our economy." Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 08:19 PM (+y/Ru) _________ In crayon. Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:29 PM (WqPYg) 190
159 Sounds like something for the Crocs and European messenger bag crowd.
Posted by: Insomniac *revs up Vespa* *after finishing half-caf latte* Posted by: Metrosexual Miklos at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (QzkSJ) Get on boat head to bahamas dude (customer) is wearing crocs at about midway 38 miles offshore i throw his shoes overboard Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:29 PM (JFO2v) 191
I'd-a known it at "Dr. Karin," Ace.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 08, 2020 08:30 PM (lClvR) 192
"*ahem*" - Admiral Sir Reginald Aylmer Ranfurly Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax, KCB, DSO, JP, DL Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh We don't have that problem. Posted by: Ilhan Omar's Brother-Husband at July 08, 2020 08:30 PM (QzkSJ) 193
Like clockwork. CNN reporting covid cases high from Trump rally. Like all those people came from Tulsa. And the ongoing riots aren't happening locally.
Posted by: Hazchic at July 08, 2020 08:30 PM (LsK71) Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 08:30 PM (ZLI7S) 195
The rule is easy to remember: If you are about to say something a 12 year old girl would text to her friend... don't.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 08:21 PM (KZzsI) _________ Totally. Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:31 PM (WqPYg) 196
Mmmm... cornbread
Posted by: jsg at July 08, 2020 08:31 PM (tLwiL) Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 08, 2020 08:31 PM (iydjf) 198
188 The fact that I've had to explain what a horsed
vagina is to both of the men I've slept with shows you the struggles that women go through every day. Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:28 PM (4a9Vv) That I have no idea what that means is proof that my life has been sheltered and blessed. Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:29 PM (ElqsY) A Horsed Vagina is one that....Damn cant think of something funny. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:31 PM (Jx5Qs) 199
Like clockwork. CNN reporting covid cases high from Trump rally. Like all those people came from Tulsa. And the ongoing riots aren't happening locally.
Posted by: Hazchic at July 08, 2020 08:30 PM (LsK71) Having your head up your ass is probably a better COVID19 preventative than a face mask. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 08, 2020 08:32 PM (LQ1+F) 200
SKIP! you're here
wanted to ask you if you happen to know any good, reasonable roofers around here email me? votermom at g m ail Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 08:32 PM (TOyHQ) Posted by: Fatty McFattington at July 08, 2020 08:32 PM (TiN8g) 202
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I used birbs the other day but it was done accurately. Don't clap back or retweet, I won't apologize. Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:23 PM (uEbPt) ________ * golf clap * Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:32 PM (WqPYg) 203
Clay Travis last night put it succinctly:
You typically don't win arguments with emotional people by presenting them with facts, they just get angry at you for not validating their emotions. --This is true. Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 08:33 PM (oZuI0) 204
ShainS the Prop 187 catastrophe was sort of the pioneering run at (selectively) disenfranchising CA voters via the courts. Of course the system was perfected, resulting in a de facto repeal of CA's constitutional system of referendum, with Prop 8 (marriage redefinition).
That one was a work of art in judicial lawlessness. Bad faith federal judge makes ridiculous baseless ruling, state's constitutional officers abrogate their duties by sitting on their hands, SCOTUS sniffs that mere citizens and voters have no "standing" to argue it up the chain. Voila! Not that it matters now, with the electorate becoming so cretinous in CA, but there is no more fear of an inconvenient proposition actually surviving the courts. The Catch-22-worthy scam is all set. Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2020 08:33 PM (El6T/) 205
A Horsed Vagina is one that....Damn cant think of something funny.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob They'd just pommel you for it. Posted by: Miklos, 36 hours until Mask Rule at July 08, 2020 08:33 PM (QzkSJ) 206
I saw horses vaginas open for the elephant trunks at the warf I. 1978
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 08:33 PM (VcFUs) Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 08:34 PM (exo3/) 208
Damned Autocucomber
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 08:34 PM (VcFUs) 209
I don't know what birbs is. I feel such a fool.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 08, 2020 08:34 PM (LQ1+F) 210
Mayor McKaren of Indianapolis invoked Sharia Mask Law this week. Fortunately I live in the burbs but I wonder how long before out feckless GOPe governor follows suit. No matter. I will not comply.
Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 08:34 PM (3vIkC) 211
>They can't let this guy debate Trump.
I remain convinced they'll find a way out of it, with the media's help in fact, I wouldn't be surprised if sometime this campaign season, the media decides that 'presidential debates are passe, they no longer serve their intended purpose, etc., and therefore we will no longer...' etc etc Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 08:35 PM (iTXRQ) 212
I imagine that "horsed vagina" has something to do with stirrups.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:35 PM (4a9Vv) 213
175 There's a coloring book for Democrats full of super buff drawings of elderly dementia patient Joe Biden in pretend typical male situations as imaginary hot 36 year old fitness enthusiast Joe Biden
Hot Cup of Joe, something something America's favorite moderate. Search for it. It's fantastic. Posted by: No one at July 08, 2020 08:26 PM (R6mAC) http://infoupdate.org/kid-coloring-books-gone-wrong/ Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:35 PM (JFO2v) 214
Horsed Vagina is one that....Damn cant think of something funny.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob Rhymes with the horses of Regina. Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 08, 2020 08:35 PM (LQ1+F) 215
The your/you're misspelling just *has* to be deliberate.
I want to believe. Poe's Law in full effect. Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (oZuI0) 216
Catherine the Great had a horsed vagina.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (oVJmc) 217
The fact that I've had to explain what a horsed vagina is to both of the men I've slept with ...
__________ I don't want to know what this is, right? Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (WqPYg) 218
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Clay Travis last night put it succinctly: You typically don't win arguments with emotional people by presenting them with facts, they just get angry at you for not validating their emotions. --This is true. Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 08:33 PM (oZuI0) You cannot reason someone out of something they never reasoned themselves into. Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (ElqsY) 219
210 Mayor McKaren of Indianapolis invoked Sharia Mask Law this week. Fortunately I live in the burbs but I wonder how long before out feckless GOPe governor follows suit. No matter. I will not comply.
Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 08:34 PM (3vIkC) I have decided that I self Identify as a Crusader, and find Masks to be a sign of the Moslem Religion, as both Women AND Men of said religion, wear masks. Therefore, I will not wear a Mask for Religious reasons. /snark, sort of Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 08:37 PM (iTXRQ) 221
@ResitsTrump is kind of a giveaway too, I think. Although I know leftists are notoriously bad at spelling and grammar for whom they are irregardless.
Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:37 PM (/669Q) 222
Biden agreed to debate very early, comparatively. I'm not saying he won't back out but it certainly suggests the DNC knows they have to do it.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:37 PM (dPZ2a) 223
You typically don't win arguments with emotional people by
presenting them with facts, they just get angry at you for not validating their emotions. --This is true. Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 08:33 PM (oZuI0) You cannot reason someone out of something they never reasoned themselves into. Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (ElqsY) But that's unreasonable! Posted by: Lefty Leftowitz at July 08, 2020 08:37 PM (NgKpN) 224
The Star Trek episode with M5 is airing on HI. Listening to Dr. Daystrom defend his homicidal terminator system is like listening to any of our so-called experts. We just don't understand how this will help us be free from danger. Ugh. Gag me with a mask.
Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 08:37 PM (3vIkC) 225
I don't want to know what this is, right?
Posted by: ShainS You totes wanna duckduckgo it with images. Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 08:38 PM (VcFUs) 226
There's a coloring book for Democrats full of super
buff drawings of elderly dementia patient Joe Biden in pretend typical male situations as imaginary hot 36 year old fitness enthusiast Joe Biden Hot Cup of Joe, something something America's favorite moderate. Search for it. It's fantastic. Posted by: No one at July 08, 2020 08:26 PM (R6mAC) I wrote a review: "Normally I only purchase hardcover coloring books, but Joe is irresistible! I hope there are some drawings of him skinny-dipping in his pool, with female Secret Service agents lurking behind the foliage, nervously mumbling "Cobra! Cobra!" into their headsets. "I think I'll color him blue, like a Smurf. Or a divine Hindu figure." Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:38 PM (rCwaK) 227
I have decided that I self Identify as a Crusader, and find Masks to be a sign of the Moslem Religion, as both Women AND Men of said religion, wear masks.
Therefore, I will not wear a Mask for Religious reasons. /snark, sort of Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (NgKpN) The left already has a state religion, and it does not tolerate heresy. Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:38 PM (t+qrx) 228
ResitsTrump is kind of a giveaway too, I think. Although I know leftists are notoriously bad at spelling and grammar for whom they are irregardless.
Posted by: bluebell Always the ad homonem! Posted by: raimondo on tap at July 08, 2020 08:38 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: jsg at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (tLwiL) 230
I'm not a Twatterz expert (it sucks), but what's the picture of the orange supposed to symbolize?
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (O+I8R) 231
Who wants to feel old?
Kevin Bacon is 62 today. Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 08, 2020 08:31 PM (iydjf) I don't feel old. I'm younger than Kevin Bacon. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (oDRcK) 232
Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2020 08:33 PM (El6T/)
________ Indeed. Excellent, pithy summary. Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (WqPYg) 233
224 The Star Trek episode with M5 is airing on HI. Listening to Dr. Daystrom defend his homicidal terminator system is like listening to any of our so-called experts. We just don't understand how this will help us be free from danger. Ugh. Gag me with a mask.
Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 08:37 PM (3vIkC) IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR BLACULA SCREAM! Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (V2Yro) 234
I have simultaneously won and lost every single argument I have ever had with a liberal.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (dPZ2a) 235
I'm younger than Kevin Bacon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (oDRcK) That's not how the game works at all. Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (t+qrx) 236
"I think I'll color him blue, like a Smurf. Or a divine Hindu figure."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:38 PM (rCwaK) Water Buddha? Posted by: Rand Paul, a blast from the Past at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (NgKpN) 237
The left already has a state religion, and it does not tolerate heresy.
Posted by: hogmartin The Albigensians gonna be problematic. Posted by: Miklos the Bogomil at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (QzkSJ) 238
Kevin Bacon is 62 today.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 08, 2020 08:31 PM (iydjf) When I finished with Lori it would have looked like I ate a Krispi Kreme. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (JFO2v) Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (/669Q) 240
Always the ad homonem!
Posted by: raimondo on tap at July 08, 2020 08:38 PM (QzkSJ) Shut up, horsed vagina. Posted by: jsg at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (tLwiL) 241
I don't feel old. I'm younger than Kevin Bacon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (oDRcK) #metoo *fistbumps fen* Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 08:41 PM (TOyHQ) 242
All the ladies say Kevin Bacon is a swine.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:41 PM (dPZ2a) 243
235 I'm younger than Kevin Bacon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (oDRcK) That's not how the game works at all. Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (t+qrx) I have driven a tractor! Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (JFO2v) 244
I don't feel old. I'm younger than Kevin Bacon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (oDRcK) How many degrees of separation Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (LQ1+F) 245
The Dems will pick a Trump Tweet and claim it to be Beyond the Pale, and then refuse to dignify the Beyond the Pale Trump with debate.
Posted by: davidt at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (l3+k2) 246
227 I have decided that I self Identify as a Crusader, and find Masks to be a sign of the Moslem Religion, as both Women AND Men of said religion, wear masks.
Therefore, I will not wear a Mask for Religious reasons. /snark, sort of Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (NgKpN) The left already has a state religion, and it does not tolerate heresy. Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:38 PM (t+qrx) Damn, maybe a Guy Fawkes mask is more appropriate than I thought. He WAS trying to blow up Parliament because of the Heresy they were enshrining into Law (anti catholic stuff). Posted by: Rand Paul, a blast from the Past at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (NgKpN) 247
235 I'm younger than Kevin Bacon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (oDRcK) That's not how the game works at all. Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (t+qrx) I have fucked in a barn. Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (JFO2v) 248
211
>They can't let this guy debate Trump. I remain convinced they'll find a way out of it, with the media's help in fact, I wouldn't be surprised if sometime this campaign season, the media decides that 'presidential debates are passe, they no longer serve their intended purpose, etc., and therefore we will no longer...' etc etc Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 08:35 PM (iTXRQ) __________ Listed to Levin on radio today and he was reading a Thomas Freidman article that advises Biden to make Trump releasing his tax returns as a condition of debating. They'll come up with all kinds of other conditional nonsense no doubt ... Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (WqPYg) 249
how do you horse something
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (iTXRQ) 250
242 All the ladies say Kevin Bacon is a swine.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:41 PM (dPZ2a) Known to ham it up. Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (NgKpN) 251
I'm younger than Kevin Bacon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (oDRcK) That's not how the game works at all. Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:40 PM (t+qrx) I have driven a tractor! Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (JFO2v) -------- I've met the guy who plays Squidward! Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (/669Q) 252
RE, number 111, you can actually cast your own air gun pellets, molds are available. Nothing difficult about casting, very simple gear is required. You can go fancy, or an old skillet and a beat up tablespoon will do. Just dont stir fry your veggie mix in it afterwords.....Jasonj
Posted by: jasonj at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (qSQLQ) 253
121- In the Replies lies all the jaw-dropping idiocy that will make you pessimistic about the US and the planet.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM I think an exception might be in order in this case. All of the replies to her posts about the poll also appear to be parody accounts. Some of them are hilarious. Also, she's racking up new followers. The numbers go up every time I refresh. So far, up from 4838 to 4866. Posted by: Moonbeam at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (qe5CM) 254
>They'll come up with all kinds of other conditional nonsense no doubt ...
Posted by: ShainS yep, they'll figure it out Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (iTXRQ) 255
You cannot reason someone out of something they never reasoned themselves into.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:36 PM (ElqsY) --Yes, Gipper. I forgot WTF we were arguing about, but I got into another feelz vs. realz debate with my Democrat-voting mom. Last night some newzy network was whining about black poverty. Surprahz! Surprahz! Surprahz! A parade of single mothers. Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 08:44 PM (oZuI0) 256
ok, one more:
Dr. Karin Baker-Thompkins for Congress Thank you for holding the media responsible, Brian. I wish i could watch more but I rarely get to go to an airport. Brian Stelter @brianstelter · 14h "The highest-rated host on the highest-rated cable news channel in the country again attempted to smear a double amputee US Army veteran as an anti-American fanatic on Tuesday," Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:44 PM (4a9Vv) 257
So I went to CVS this evening to pick up hearing aid batteries, Claritin, and a prescription for Publius' dad. There was a sign on the door "Masks are required."
What fresh hell is this? This barely qualified as a pandemic anymore. I've kept these two 90-somethings alive for the past five months without wearing a mask. Now, I have a bunch of masks from doctors' visits stuffed into my purse (along with field-stripped cigarette butts and gum wrappers), but I only had my wallet with me. So I decided, fuck it, and went in maskless. No one said a damned word to me. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:44 PM (rCwaK) 258
You totes wanna duckduckgo it with images.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 08:38 PM (VcFUs) _________ LOL. Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:44 PM (WqPYg) 259
All the ladies say Kevin Bacon is a swine.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:41 PM (dPZ2a) Known to ham it up. Posted by: Romeo13 He could pork me. Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (QzkSJ) 260
Fascinating. I got it in the very second, bubbly sentence: "my champaign advertisement."
Posted by: Roland Hirsch at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (oMkPq) Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (ZLI7S) 262
I have seen #VoteBlueNoMatterWho used on Twitter.....unironically. Their craven lust for power is out in the open now. Let the Great Unmasking continue on!
Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to find her Miku Zippo at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (XKZwp) 263
Listed to Levin on radio today and he was reading a
Thomas Freidman article that advises Biden to make Trump releasing his tax returns as a condition of debating. They'll come up with all kinds of other conditional nonsense no doubt ... Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (WqPYg) Trump would make them look extra foolish for it. He'll say Biden is afraid to take the stage with him and he won't be afraid to say *why*. Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (dPZ2a) 264
If you knew horses like I know horses....
Posted by: Catherine the Great at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (VLqkb) 265
I'll debate Trump if he publicly pledges to accept his loss in advance.
Posted by: Hidin' Biden at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (l3+k2) 266
Listed to Levin on radio today and he was reading a Thomas Freidman article that advises Biden to make Trump releasing his tax returns as a condition of debating. They'll come up with all kinds of other conditional nonsense no doubt ...
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (WqPYg) Taking advice from Flathead is right in Sundown's wheelhouse. Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (y7DUB) 267
I have seen #VoteBlueNoMatterWho used on
Twitter.....unironically. Their craven lust for power is out in the open now. Let the Great Unmasking continue on! Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to find her Miku Zippo at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (XKZwp) It may be the worst campaign slogan ever. A Biden enemy would have been hard pressed to come up with something more damaging. I mean it's not exactly Obamamania, is it? Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:46 PM (dPZ2a) 268
I've met the guy who plays Squidward!
Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (/669Q) Congratulations; He's really my favorite character in the show. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:46 PM (oDRcK) 269
I have decided that I self Identify as a Crusader, and find Masks to be a
sign of the Moslem Religion, as both Women AND Men of said religion, wear masks. Therefore, I will not wear a Mask for Religious reasons. /snark, sort of I thought of identifying as a rioter. That should work. Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 08:46 PM (3vIkC) 270
148 Hyphenated names have been around long enough that two people with hyphenated names must have gotten married by now. So where are the couples with 4 hyphenated names?
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:20 PM (dOV9E) ********* Well, if you look at William and Harry's last name, it is pretty long. But I think a lot of people put them in as middle names. But, reading all the threads, you guys crack me up. Seriously. Posted by: sassy at July 08, 2020 08:46 PM (tUGnI) 271
you can actually cast your own air gun pellets, molds are available. Nothing difficult about casting, very simple gear is required. You can go fancy, or an old skillet and a beat up tablespoon will do. Just dont stir fry your veggie mix in it afterwords.....Jasonj
Posted by: jasonj at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (qSQLQ) That actually never crossed my mind. Any idea where to find a good mold for .177? Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:46 PM (t+qrx) 272
Ariel: Oh, stop it! I hate it when you treat me like I'm a child!
Rev. Shaw Moore: Well whether you like it or not, you are my child! Ariel: I'm not even a virgin!!!! Ariel: I'm not even a virgin! Rev. Shaw Moore: Please, don't talk like that-- Rev. Shaw Moore: Please, don't talk like that. Ariel: Why. what are you gonna do, pass another law? Because that sure as hell didn't keep him out of my panties! Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:47 PM (JFO2v) 273
Biden agreed to debate very early, comparatively. I'm not saying he won't back out but it certainly suggests the DNC knows they have to do it.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:37 PM (dPZ2a) No doubt Demento Joe will come in, say "Mambo in the banana patch!" and the press will call it the most effective debate performance by Joe since Horatio. I think Joe's team sense that the gas light by the press will be fully lit at that point and he can just wander onto the debate stage with his pants around his legs and it just won't matter, no one will say a thing except Trump, who will immediately be called a divisive person by Jonathan Karl... Posted by: Boswell at July 08, 2020 08:47 PM (32YRo) 274
Congratulations; He's really my favorite character in the show.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:46 PM (oDRcK) --------- He was really nice. He let me take a picture of him with my son when he was young and also a video when he was talking to my son in his Squidward voice. He was a very likable guy. Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:48 PM (/669Q) 275
I know Kevin Bacon best as the guy that gets a knife through the back of his neck by Jason Voorhees. Scratch that...his mom, actually.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 08, 2020 08:48 PM (O+I8R) 276
259 All the ladies say Kevin Bacon is a swine.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:41 PM (dPZ2a) Known to ham it up. Posted by: Romeo13 He could pork me. Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (QzkSJ) makin bacon Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 08:48 PM (JFO2v) 277
Former Fox News Anchor Shepard Smith Will Join CNBC Evening Lineup
Smith will start anchoring "The News With Shepard Smith" in the fall. The program will air Monday through Friday at 7 p.m. That ought to be ratings winner Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 08:49 PM (exo3/) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:49 PM (oDRcK) 279
I still say it should have been "Serious You Guys with Shepard Smith".
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 08:49 PM (dPZ2a) 280
271. Have you checked the usual vendors such as Pyramid, Airguns of Arizona, airgun depot, etc. and as a last resort Amazon?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 08, 2020 08:49 PM (IBMDj) 281
200 SKIP! you're here
wanted to ask you if you happen to know any good, reasonable roofers around here email me? votermom at g m ail Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 08:32 PM (TOyHQ) Good, reasonable roofies? Like how much per you lookin' for? Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 08, 2020 08:49 PM (V2Yro) 282
262
I have seen #VoteBlueNoMatterWho used on Twitter.....unironically. Their craven lust for power is out in the open now. Let the Great Unmasking continue on! Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to find her Miku Zippo at July 08, 2020 08:45 PM (XKZwp) __________ I've been saying for years that Dems would vote for a literal turnip with a D after it's name -- and this year they'll prove me right by voting for a figurative vegetable for POTUS. Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (WqPYg) 283
>>Former Fox News Anchor Shepard Smith Will Join CNBC Evening Lineup
So, his duty station orders to Keflavik Iceland came through I see... Posted by: Boswell at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (32YRo) 284
I've met the guy who plays Squidward!
Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (/669Q) is it Insomn? Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (TOyHQ) Posted by: jsg at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (tLwiL) 286
Now, I have a bunch of masks from doctors' visits stuffed into my purse (along with field-stripped cigarette butts and gum wrappers)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:44 PM (rCwaK) You could stuff cigarette filters up your nose. Or not. Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (t+qrx) 287
We've got a well drilling rig on the property, being run by the kind of low-life crackers that give you nightmares. Publius' daddy decided he didn't like the looks of their rig, and decided to go joyriding out in the field with Publius' truck. Got it mired in a mud puddle. I though Publius was gonna shit himself. He ended up dragging it out with the big tractor.
The old man tried to sneak out again, in his stocking feet with his muddy shoes in one hand, and his cane in the other. "Where are you going?" He gestured towards the rig. "The hell you are! Get back inside, it's over 90 degrees out here!" The good news is, we got 20 GPM at about 400 feet. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (rCwaK) 288
a small bust of Thomas Jeffferson with red paint splashed on him to signify blood and the word "rapist" at the botton of the bust.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 07:55 She a deranged idiot. And in case anyone missed it there was a discussion about Jefferson and Hemmings here the other day. DNA proved the Hemmings kids were fathered by a Jefferson. Within 20 miles or so there like a dozen possible candidates, relatives of Jefferson who visited him. T had a widowed uncle who visited and when he remarried Sally stopped having kids. Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (8fYj1) 289
The answer to ace's question at the top of the sidebar about when Judge Sullivan has to appeal the order entered on 6/24/2020:
You start counting on the day after the order is issued, so today was the 14th day. As of 5:00 p.m. EST today, the Order telling Sullivan to dismiss the case is in force. Posted by: Sharkman at July 08, 2020 08:51 PM (BM2fS) 290
Brian Stelter
@brianstelter 14h "The highest-rated host on the highest-rated cable news channel in the country again attempted to smear a double amputee US Army veteran as an anti-American fanatic on Tuesday," Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:44 PM (4a9Vv) --I love how Demotards love waving the bloody shirt when the veteran in discussion votes leftard. I do not so much question Not-a-Fuckworth's patriotism as I question our military's recruiting practices for hiring that fugly scrunt. Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 08:51 PM (oZuI0) 291
Have you checked the usual vendors such as Pyramid, Airguns of Arizona, airgun depot, etc. and as a last resort Amazon?
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 08, 2020 08:49 PM (IBMDj) I haven't checked online yet at all, I just hadn't expected three stores in different parts of town to be out of them. Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:51 PM (t+qrx) 292
I know Kevin Bacon best as the guy that gets a knife through the back of his neck by Jason Voorhees. Scratch that...his mom, actually.
Posted by: Lady in Black at July 08, 2020 08:48 PM (O+I8R) Could have been any of us - aren't we all related to him? Posted by: Boswell at July 08, 2020 08:51 PM (32YRo) Posted by: Roland Hirsch at July 08, 2020 08:51 PM (oMkPq) 294
is it Insomn?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (TOyHQ) ------------ I can neither confirm or deny. Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:51 PM (/669Q) 295
I shouldn't be allowed to vote, because I had to look up what Squidward was. I thought maybe he did the weather for Maddow or something like that.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:52 PM (4a9Vv) 296
The highest-rated host on the highest-rated cable news channel in the
country again attempted to smear a double amputee US Army veteran You don't have to attempt. Just set Tammy Duckbrain upright on a slick surface and give her a push. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 08:52 PM (3SIUH) 297
I'm pasty, emaciated and ready!
Posted by: Shemp! at July 08, 2020 08:52 PM (EgshT) 298
We've got a well drilling rig on the property, being run by the kind of low-life crackers that give you nightmares.
My people! I must go to them! Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (SchxB) 299
I shouldn't be allowed to vote, because I had to look up what Squidward was. I thought maybe he did the weather for Maddow or something like that.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:52 PM (4a9Vv) ------------ Do not insult that nice man like that. Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (/669Q) 300
re 290: I posted that because her response to Tater was beyond Sean Spicier brutal.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (4a9Vv) 301
I've met the guy who plays Squidward!
Posted by: bluebell at July 08, 2020 08:43 PM (/669Q) That. Is. So. Neat! Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (ElqsY) 302
Brian Stelter
@brianstelter 14h "The highest-rated host on the highest-rated cable news channel in the country again attempted to smear a double amputee US Army veteran as an anti-American fanatic on Tuesday," Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:44 PM (4a9Vv) The lowest rated host on the lowest rated show whining like a bitch again Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (exo3/) 303
You could stuff cigarette filters up your nose.
Or not. Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (t+qrx) Nah, they were in my purse, remember? I'm a smoker and immune to the Wuhan Flu. No need for a mask. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (rCwaK) 304
Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2020 08:50 PM (8fYj1)
Yes; I didn't think there was absolute proof Thomas Jefferson had fathered her children, but it wouldn't get Dolezal any publicity is she had done a bust of Mao with blood on it and the word rapist underneath. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:54 PM (oDRcK) 305
>>No doubt Demento Joe will come in, say "Mambo in the banana patch!" and the press will call it the most effective debate performance by Joe since Horatio. I think Joe's team sense that the gas light by the press will be fully lit at that point and he can just wander onto the debate stage with his pants around his legs and it just won't matter, no one will say a thing except Trump, who will immediately be called a divisive person by Jonathan Karl...
The problem with that strategy is that we can see him. They haven't stuffed him in a basement for nothing. I've watched at least a dozen short video clips of Biden from his basement over the last few weeks, some as short as the 10 second one above. In not one of them can he complete a single thought, hell a sentence, with screwing it up. Not one. He is rapidly going downhill and no amount of media spin can cover it when everyone can see that for themselves. Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 08:55 PM (ZLI7S) 306
290
Brian Stelter @brianstelter 14h "The highest-rated host on the highest-rated cable news channel in the country again attempted to smear a double amputee US Army veteran as an anti-American fanatic on Tuesday," Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:44 PM (4a9Vv) --I love how Demotards love waving the bloody shirt when the veteran in discussion votes leftard. I do not so much question Not-a-Fuckworth's patriotism as I question our military's recruiting practices for hiring that fugly scrunt. Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 08:51 PM (oZuI0 So all criticism of John McCain, Bob Dole, Gerald Ford - that was supposed to be off limits? Noted. Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:55 PM (ElqsY) 307
Former Fox News Anchor Shepard Smith Will Join CNBC Evening Lineup
Squawk Fag will be a ratings bonanza. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 08:55 PM (3SIUH) 308
300 re 290: I posted that because her response to Tater was beyond Sean Spicier brutal.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (4a9Vv) --Oh, it was epic. Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 08:55 PM (oZuI0) 309
Nah, they were in my purse, remember?
I'm a smoker and immune to the Wuhan Flu. No need for a mask. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (rCwaK) If smoking does it then I'm immune to frigging ebola. lol Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 08, 2020 08:55 PM (9Om/r) 310
Miley either strikes me as a non-filter 100 smoker. Or she has a long stem cigarette holder.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 08, 2020 08:56 PM (2B9A/) 311
I call bullshit. Kevin Bacon is deep into his 70s.
Posted by: Regular joe at July 08, 2020 08:56 PM (L9P9s) 312
Great guy I know told a story today about putting a slit in his N95 mask when he was a smoker to indulge. He was laughing via the retrospectoscope
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at July 08, 2020 08:56 PM (IBMDj) 313
The lowest rated host on the lowest rated show whining like a bitch again Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (exo3/) Whining from his own private Idaho His own private Idaho Whining like a tater Stelter! Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:57 PM (ElqsY) 314
I'm the perfect age. I can read cursive but I'm younger than Kevin Bacon.
Posted by: Just Lily at July 08, 2020 08:57 PM (sar+3) 315
My people! I must go to them!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 08, 2020 08:53 PM (SchxB) They got into a nasty quarrel at the end of the day. "You ain't talking to yore daddy! I'm a MAN!" Lots of cursing and screeching, culminating with "I ain't havin you in my fuckin truck! You can walk home!" I guess someone else relented and gave him a ride, because he was nowhere to be seen when we walked down to check out the well.By now they're on their second six-packs, beating their girlfriends. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 08:58 PM (rCwaK) 316
Just set Tammy Duckbrain upright on a slick surface and give her a push.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 08:52 PM (3SIUH) __________ I'm going to hell for laughing at that ... Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 08:58 PM (WqPYg) Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 08:58 PM (ZLI7S) 318
I used to ride on a tractor, but done w/ farming after yrs. Can I vote?
Insom, if you are still here I something for you at the end of the last thread. Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2020 08:58 PM (8fYj1) 319
The only place I am very very nervous about wearing a mask is at the bank.
If I was a security guard at said bank, and if he saw me approaching wearing a mask he would just shoot me straight away, and I would totally understand it. Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 08, 2020 08:58 PM (w7KSn) 320
So all criticism of John McCain, Bob Dole, Gerald Ford - that was supposed to be off limits? Noted. Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:55 PM (ElqsY) So the MFM shouldn't have said that George H Bush was a wimp when he ran against a draft dodger Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 08:59 PM (exo3/) 321
I always hear them say furbabies.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2020 07:47 PM (aKsyK) I have seen this term used here, too, unironically. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 09:00 PM (jWrQ1) 322
If smoking does it then I'm immune to frigging ebola. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 08, 2020 08:55 PM (9Om/r) Seriously, smoking wears down the receptors that the virus attaches to. My lungs are a barren place, to which the virus can find no purchase. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:01 PM (rCwaK) 323
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I'm the perfect age. I can read cursive but I'm younger than Kevin Bacon. Posted by: Just Lily at July 08, 2020 08:57 PM (sar+3) I can write cursive, legibly. Not as good as my dad who is almost 90 and spent many years as a school teacher writing cursive on chalkboards and on students' papers, but still legible. Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 09:01 PM (ElqsY) 324
Tammy Duckworth is such a huge fan of Kevin Bacon she's got a foot loose.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:02 PM (dPZ2a) Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:02 PM (L2ZTs) 326
Also, Tucker should respond yet again to Quackworth:
"I appreciate your response. Senator. It's good to know I pissed you off. You deserve the aggravation." Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:03 PM (L2ZTs) 327
The Left loves "the Generals" so much. Just look at how they treat General Flynn.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:03 PM (dPZ2a) 328
I have not masked. They will staple the damn thing to my cold dead face.
I am neither the Lone Ranger nor a Communist Chinee. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 09:03 PM (3SIUH) 329
Miley either strikes me as a non-filter 100 smoker. Or she has a long stem cigarette holder.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at July 08, 2020 08:56 PM (2B9A/) My brother actually gave me a cigarette holder, but my the filters on home-rolled tubes are just a bit too wide for it. Otherwise, yeah, I'd be using a cigarette holder. Kings, not 100s. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:03 PM (rCwaK) 330
Tammy Duckworth is such a huge fan of Kevin Bacon she's got a foot loose.
Posted by: ... That's not a foot. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:03 PM (L2ZTs) 331
Cursive!
Posted by: The Wicked Witch of the West at July 08, 2020 09:03 PM (l3+k2) 332
So all criticism of John McCain, Bob Dole, Gerald Ford - that was supposed to be off limits?
Noted. Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 08:55 PM (ElqsY) Dan Crenshaw, Doug Collins, Lindsay Graham, Tom Cotton, Mitch McConnell, Jim Baird, Louie Gohmert, Lee Zeldin, Joni Ernst, Duncan Hunter, Martha McSally. Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:04 PM (Ed8Zd) 333
What's this now? Miley smokes giant tobacco blunts? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:04 PM (L2ZTs) 334
My lungs are a barren place, to which the virus can find no purchase.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:01 PM (rCwaK) Well, mind your little fontanelle. Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 09:04 PM (t+qrx) 335
I think there is room on our side for those who actually do drink an Ice Cloud Caramel Macchiato twice a week. And, yes, my three men all have a few Brooks Brothers dress shirts. (2 sons, 1 husband)
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (QgFHh) 336
Pretty good thread on Corporate Wokeness.
https://twitter.com/Nut_Sac_Bandit/status/1280944446897520640 Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (+UeH8) 337
as I noted the other day, military service only counts if you're a Dem.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (4a9Vv) 338
Seriously, smoking wears down the receptors that the virus attaches to. My lungs are a barren place, to which the virus can find no purchase.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:01 PM (rCwaK) I quit smoking Monday. How long before I'm struck down with Kung Flu, do you think? Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (uc1j5) 339
Well, mind your little fontanelle.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 09:04 PM (t+qrx) I love you, hogmartin. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (rCwaK) 340
This is an interesting game to play:
http://whichfaceisreal.com Can you tell the difference between a real face and an AI generated one? The tell I look for is if the emotion in the eyes matches the mouth. That alone gives me about an 80% success rate. There are other technical tells. Get familiar. Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (dPZ2a) 341
Saying "adorbs" for adorable should get an immediate punch.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 08:16 PM (Jx5Qs) Suggested amendment: If you're a dude. All in favor? Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 08, 2020 09:06 PM (z79tQ) 342
I call bullshit. Kevin Bacon is deep into his 70s.
Nope. Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 08:58 PM (ZLI7S) what? He's probably 57, and I didnt' Duck Duck Go that. Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:06 PM (Ed8Zd) 343
Ugh
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:06 PM (uc1j5) 344
I quit smoking Monday. How long before I'm struck down with Kung Flu, do you think?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (uc1j5) You've made serious progress. I think you'll be OK. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:06 PM (rCwaK) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:07 PM (WvQcX) 346
I'm sure he's been asked many times but if I met Kevin Bacon I'd ask him, why do you work so much? I'm sure he's made more than enough to last the rest of his life.
(I imagine his response would be along the lines of "I like money.") Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:08 PM (L2ZTs) 347
I call bullshit. Kevin Bacon is deep into his 70s. Nope. Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 08:58 PM (ZLI7S) what? He's probably 57, and I didnt' Duck Duck Go that. Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:06 PM (Ed8Zd) He just LOOKS like he's in his 70s... Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2020 09:08 PM (EGyGV) 348
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Tammy Duckworth is such a huge fan of Kevin Bacon she's got a foot loose. Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:02 PM (dPZ2a) __________ Not to mention Tremors. Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 09:08 PM (WqPYg) 349
If you have ever changed the oil in any internal
Combustion engine, don't vote! Corollary: if you have ever thought about owning anything with a Diesel engine, don't vote! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at July 08, 2020 09:08 PM (eTZoJ) 350
Hogmartin, Tractor Supply Company might carry what you seek.
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at July 08, 2020 09:09 PM (7EjX1) 351
My favorite Kevin Bacon movie is Wild Things.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:09 PM (rCwaK) 352
All the Kevin Bacon posts originated from a post about it being his birthday?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 08, 2020 09:09 PM (oT1NJ) 353
If Duckworth is the VP nominee, which she can't be becuz she's not black, Pence should start every debate response with "I thank Ms. Duckworth for her service, BUT unfortunately she's completely wrong about...."
Easy peasy. Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:09 PM (Ed8Zd) 354
Wonder if this is the reason Marlboros have suddenly gotten in short supply...
Posted by: Case at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (aDSHr) 355
Well. Crap.
There will be no... Doing it at a trot Doing it at a gallop Doing it real slow so your heart don't palpitate. You won't be late. They cancelled the Puyallup. Stoopid Governor. Posted by: Diogenes at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (axyOa) 356
I quit smoking Monday. How long before I'm struck down with Kung Flu, do you think?
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (uc1j5) Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (Z+IKu) 357
>>what? He's probably 57, and I didnt' Duck Duck Go that.
I met him when we were kids. He's in his early 60s. Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (ZLI7S) 358
Nyah
Not fur children, more common term is fur babies. Fur children makes me think of O'Rourke's children. Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (LxiBI) 359
OT - are airgun pellets impossible to find for anyone else? Seems like an odd thing for a shortage.
https://www.pyramydair.com/airgun-pellets Might be more choice than you wanted, but here's pellets Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (3fR4G) 360
351 My favorite Kevin Bacon movie is Wild Things.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:09 PM (rCwaK) I bet it is. **cough cough shower scene cough** Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (WvQcX) 361
345 Spaceballs is on Netflix.
That is all. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:07 PM (WvQcX) --I think somebody on the webz is still selling a T that reads "Spaceballs: The Shirt" Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (oZuI0) 362
Well, mind your little fontanelle.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 09:04 PM (t+qrx) Nice Raising Arizona reference. Golf clap. Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 09:11 PM (VcFUs) 363
James Corden actually did a funny sketch about Kevin Bacon releasing his own cologne fragrance, called Bacon.
James: "What's the difference between how your fragrance smells and how actual bacon smells?" Kevin: "They smell exactly the same!" Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:12 PM (L2ZTs) 364
Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on
to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (Z+IKu) What, no Copenhagen? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:12 PM (rCwaK) 365
Wonder if this is the reason Marlboros have suddenly gotten in short supply...
Posted by: Case --- Useful as trading goods during the end times. Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2020 09:12 PM (Rvt88) Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2020 09:12 PM (LxiBI) 367
Isn't that something? I'm on to cigars now. I'm on to a five-year plan. I eliminated cigarettes, then I go to cigars, then I go to pipes, then I go to chewing tobacco, then I'm on to that nicotine gum.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2020 09:10 PM (Z+IKu) LOL. I think I might've heard that somewhere before... Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:13 PM (uc1j5) 368
336 Pretty good thread on Corporate Wokeness.
https://twitter.com/Nut_Sac_Bandit/status/1280944446897520640 Posted by: Little Larry Sellers very interesting Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 09:13 PM (TOyHQ) 369
Bacon should star in Roadhouse II, The Wokening.
Posted by: klaftern at July 08, 2020 09:14 PM (RuIsu) 370
If you've ever had heterosexual sex, don't vote!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 08, 2020 09:14 PM (V2Yro) 371
352 All the Kevin Bacon posts originated from a post about it being his birthday?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie For God's sake, don't say 'meep' Phuck! I said 'meep' O crap, I said it again. Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at July 08, 2020 09:14 PM (VcFUs) 372
I don't feel old. I'm younger than Kevin Bacon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 08:39 PM (oDRcK) How many degrees of separation Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 08, 2020 08:42 Well for me it's me>My BIL>his cousin, Bill Paxton>Kevin Bacon. I'm just guessing they aappeared in movies together. Where is TJM when you need movie knowledge? Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2020 09:14 PM (8fYj1) 373
Well for me it's me>My BIL>his cousin, Bill Paxton>Kevin Bacon. I'm just guessing they aappeared in movies together. Where is TJM when you need movie knowledge?
Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2020 09:14 PM (8fYj1) Apollo 13. I'm really good at this game. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:15 PM (uc1j5) 374
Hogmartin, Tractor Supply Company might carry what you seek.
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at July 08, 2020 09:09 PM (7EjX1) Thank you, but the TSC I checked didn't have them either. I forgot to mention it. Same parking lot as Sportsman's Warehouse. Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 09:16 PM (t+qrx) 375
Pretty good thread on Corporate Wokeness.
https://twitter.com/Nut_Sac_Bandit/status/1280944446897520640 Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (+UeH That's too bad. I liked Brooks Brothers stores and products. Looks like when that I-tie took over it went super woke and gay boy Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 09:16 PM (exo3/) 376
Bill Paxton, Weird Science
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2020 09:16 PM (LxiBI) 377
Finished my Handy-Wipe mask, then discovered my county's sheriff won't be enforcing Abbott's mask order -- good!
Posted by: empire 1 at July 08, 2020 09:16 PM (PMpxq) 378
Well, that didn't take long. Widow of man whom Mary Trump claimed Took Trump's SAT's for him didn't meet him until they were both at U Penn:
https://tinyurl.com/yd6w57s5 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 09:17 PM (oDRcK) 379
Huh. Bacon Just turned 62. Im younger but we would probably have been in the same grade.
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:17 PM (Ed8Zd) 380
Asshole celebutard moment of the day.
The Hollywood Reporter@THR Lady A, formerly known as Lady Antebellum, files lawsuit against blues singer Anita White who goes by the name Lady A http://thr.cm/cr3DAj8 - The Ditzy Twits want your name and they will have your name! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 08:15 PM (+y/Ru) Normally, I would side with Anita White, the blues singer, but in the original story, she was quoted, and she is a "woke" civil servant herself. So may they both lose. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 09:17 PM (jWrQ1) 381
Bacon should star in Roadhouse II, The Wokening.
Posted by: klaftern at July 08, 2020 09:14 PM (RuIsu) Publius said these well-drilling yahoos are the type that Patrick Swayze bounced in Roadhouse. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:18 PM (rCwaK) 382
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OT - are airgun pellets impossible to find for anyone else? Seems like an odd thing for a shortage. Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 08:15 PM (t+qrx) ------------ Around here they are very hard to come by. You can get the plated-in-gold-and-blessed-by-angels RWS match grade stuff, but as far as off-the-shelf Beeman or Crosman, no luck. I have a small stash that I purchased from CMP a few years ago, but they're honestly not very good. I'll conserve my Crosmans. Posted by: Pennsyltucky at July 08, 2020 09:18 PM (+3rQF) 383
Is it a degree of separation when you saw Kevin Bacon do coke in a bathroom in Manhattan Beach in the 2000s?
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:18 PM (Ed8Zd) 384
Honestly? This bitch has nothing on me.
Posted by: KayInMaine Doctor Amy Bishop, bitches. Learn it, say it, know it! Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop! at July 08, 2020 09:19 PM (ZCiJZ) 385
Well for me it's me>My BIL>his cousin, Bill Paxton>Kevin Bacon. I'm just guessing they aappeared in movies together. Where is TJM when you need movie knowledge?
Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2020 09:14 PM (8fYj1) Mine is me>Jimmy Kimmel, cousin>Alec Baldwin (Boss Baby)>Kevin Bacon (She's Having a Baby). Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:20 PM (uc1j5) 386
If you think a chick with a dick is sick, and not a chick, don't vote.
Posted by: Splunge at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (dOV9E) There are no "chicks with dicks". There are, however, dudes with racks. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 09:20 PM (jWrQ1) 387
Well, that didn't take long. Widow of man whom Mary
Trump claimed Took Trump's SAT's for him didn't meet him until they were both at U Penn: Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 09:17 PM (oDRcK) The left is absolutely convinced that Trump is an idiot, instead of a very stable genius. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:20 PM (rCwaK) 388
Remember when Pee Wee Herman covered his face in scotch tape? That would be a good "mask".
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:20 PM (Ed8Zd) 389
The Left loves Science like Epstein with underage girls.
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2020 09:21 PM (LxiBI) 390
LOL. I think I might've heard that somewhere before...
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:13 PM (uc1j5) Yup....What are you? Mother Cabrini? You never touch the stuff? LOL Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2020 09:21 PM (Z+IKu) 391
as I noted the other day, military service only counts if you're a Dem.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken Reporting for Doody!!! Posted by: John F. Kerry, owner of a Purple Heart at July 08, 2020 09:21 PM (ZCiJZ) 392
Did someone say meep??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:22 PM (WvQcX) 393
Well, that didn't take long. Widow of man whom Mary
Trump claimed Took Trump's SAT's for him didn't meet him until they were both at U Penn: How would someone's niece know that anyway? At best, she's just repeating the second and third hand stories that other family members told her. Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:22 PM (Ed8Zd) 394
Remember when Pee Wee Herman covered his face in scotch tape? That would be a good "mask".
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:20 PM (Ed8Zd) Duct tape, and cigarette filters in the nose. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:23 PM (rCwaK) 395
She looks like "Tatiana McGrath", only with a different wig.
Posted by: Flyover at July 08, 2020 09:23 PM (Rbu5d) 396
re: pedo roundup
https://www.ice.gov/news/releases /man-sentenced-more-11-years-sex- trafficking-minors Remove spaces. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 09:23 PM (3SIUH) 397
as I noted the other day, military service only counts if you're a Dem.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken Reporting for Doody!!! Posted by: John F. Kerry, owner of a Purple Heart at July 08, 2020 09:21 PM (ZCiJZ) I salute you and me and also thank myself for my brave service! Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:23 PM (Ed8Zd) 398
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:20 PM (rCwaK)
Yes; I don't think he'd need to have anyone take his SATs for him. He's a bright man. It's a sad thing because the article-over at Legal Insurrection-says her husband who died of cancer some years ago was a very fine man-and would not have done such a thing- and he's not around to defend himself. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 09:23 PM (oDRcK) 399
You could stuff cigarette filters up your nose.
Or not. Posted by: hogmartin So hogmartin was young once too. Posted by: Mikosian Memories of Youth at July 08, 2020 09:24 PM (QzkSJ) 400
I wonder how many of those 170,000 sealed indictments are for pedo activity.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:24 PM (rCwaK) 401
Reporting for Doody!!! Posted by: John F. Kerry, owner of a Purple Heart at July 08, 2020 09:21 PM (ZCiJZ) I salute you and me and also thank myself for my brave service! Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:23 PM (Ed8Zd) Not sure who this gal is... I'm the hero! Posted by: Lying Dick Blumenthal at July 08, 2020 09:25 PM (Ed8Zd) 402
...that Trump is an idiot.
But Hillary is the smartest woman in the world. Maybe the left needs to get some smart for a change. Posted by: Case at July 08, 2020 09:25 PM (aDSHr) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:26 PM (WvQcX) 404
How many of those 170k only pertain to the Clinton Criminal Crime Party?
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 08, 2020 09:26 PM (LxiBI) 405
My brother actually gave me a cigarette holder, but
my the filters on home-rolled tubes are just a bit too wide for it. Otherwise, yeah, I'd be using a cigarette holder. Kings, not 100s. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:03 PM (rCwaK) I used to roll my own. Once I got a package of pipe tobacco by accident. Do you KNOW how hard it is to draw on a roll up made from pipe tobacco? Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2020 09:26 PM (WyVLE) 406
Maybe the left needs to get some smart for a change.
Posted by: Case at July 08, 2020 09:25 PM (aDSHr) That would require facts, which to the left are like silver crosses to vampires. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:26 PM (rCwaK) Posted by: Mikosian greasy cheesburgers in a dirty ashtray at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (QzkSJ) 408
I used to roll my own. Once I got a package of pipe
tobacco by accident. Do you KNOW how hard it is to draw on a roll up made from pipe tobacco? Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2020 09:26 PM (WyVLE) I can't even. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (rCwaK) 409
Mine is me>Jimmy Kimmel, cousin>Alec Baldwin (Boss Baby)>Kevin Bacon (She's Having a Baby).
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:20 PM (uc1j5) mine is that I talked to you on the internet, and then - see above. Posted by: Hunter Biden at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (V2Yro) 410
Fat fuck Tater is so vacuous that he mouths the words, but is completely oblivious to the fact that "top rated" shows on "top rated" channels just might be that way because they're not schlong goblins for despicable democrats.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (WpHRd) 411
Game over, man!
I wonder if he ever wondered that people would spam the internet with his famous line when he died. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:28 PM (WvQcX) 412
I can't even.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (rCwaK) Life is hard. It is harder when you are cheap. Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2020 09:28 PM (WyVLE) 413
schlong goblins for despicable democrats.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (WpHRd) "Schlong goblins" is just awesome. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:29 PM (rCwaK) 414
Kings, not 100s.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess The Duchess uses Kings. Wouldn't be the first time. Posted by: Debrett's and Miklos' Peerage at July 08, 2020 09:29 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Lying Dick Blumenthal at July 08, 2020 09:30 PM (Ed8Zd) 416
Life is hard. It is harder when you are cheap.
Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2020 09:28 PM (WyVLE) Be smart. Don't be cheap. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:30 PM (rCwaK) 417
off coward sock!
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:30 PM (Ed8Zd) 418
"accomplicehood"?
Posted by: klaftern at July 08, 2020 09:31 PM (RuIsu) 419
I know Bill Paxton
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:31 PM (nRWPy) Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:31 PM (G7JAn) 421
The Duchess uses Kings.
Wouldn't be the first time. Posted by: Debrett's and Miklos' Peerage at July 08, 2020 09:29 PM (QzkSJ) I am the Duchess of Publius Acres. The peons drilled me a well today. I shall have all the water I can bear, as an Aquarian. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:31 PM (rCwaK) Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 09:31 PM (ElqsY) 423
Kevin Bacon and his wife got scammed out of some big dollars by that financial guy (can't think of name right now.)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 08, 2020 09:31 PM (JKNZq) 424
Bernie madoff. That guy.
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 08, 2020 09:32 PM (JKNZq) Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (Ed8Zd) 426
Life is hard. It is harder when you are cheap.
Lol, I just told his I'm struggling with paying $25 to efile state taxes. He said, don't be stupid. I'm frugal Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (nRWPy) 427
423 Kevin Bacon and his wife got scammed out of some big dollars by that financial guy (can't think of name right now.)
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 08, 2020 09:31 PM (JKNZq) Bernie Madoff or Jordon Belford? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (WvQcX) 428
395 She looks like "Tatiana McGrath", only with a different wig.
Posted by: Flyover a ========== it's a different take on the derangement, much more "girl who can't cope but tries to sound like Samanta bee" Posted by: guest myspace user at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (rnk6i) 429
Apollo 13. I'm really good at this game.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:15 I knew it just couldn't remember that as I'm relaxing w/ some red wine and too lazy to look. We had to go out of town to J's eye dr and got Portillo's for an afternoon lunch. Great hotdog and I added cheese and sauerkraut when we got home. Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (8fYj1) 430
I used to roll my own. Once I got a package of pipe
tobacco by accident. Do you KNOW how hard it is to draw on a roll up made from pipe tobacco? Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2020 09:26 PM (WyVLE) I can't even. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (rCwaK) I can. Spent years rolling my own while government at every level punished smokers. Then one day ShitMidas decides to tax bag tobacco at 20.00 a pound. A few months later the lady behind the counter tells me they are cutting pipe tobacco to the legal smallest cut, I should try it I little more stems to push to the side, but rolled just fine, was a tad moister so the cigarette lasted longer, and I got used to it. When I quit rolling a few months ago it came out to 1.12 a pack. Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (z79tQ) 431
Miley, I celebrate your new life.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (G7JAn) 432
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This is an interesting game to play: http://whichfaceisreal.com Can you tell the difference between a real face and an AI generated one? The tell I look for is if the emotion in the eyes matches the mouth. That alone gives me about an 80% success rate. There are other technical tells. Get familiar. Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (dPZ2a) ___________ Interesting, thanks for that. Started out 1 for 3 but the wifey and I started deducing that the more imperfect-looking faces tended to be the real ones, and now we're nailing them. Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (WqPYg) 433
Holy crap.
https://youtu.be/l9yXP9lTnuQ Posted by: Lying Dick Blumenthal at July 08, 2020 09:30 PM (Ed8Zd) C'mon, man! Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:34 PM (rCwaK) 434
Holy crap.
https://youtu.be/l9yXP9lTnuQ Posted by: Lying Dick Blumenthal at July 08, 2020 09:30 PM (Ed8Zd) He's as sharp as a bowling ball Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 09:34 PM (exo3/) 435
I'm not cheap! I'm just extremely careful with money.
Posted by: Case at July 08, 2020 09:34 PM (aDSHr) 436
I think some balance has been restored to the Horde universe.
Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:34 PM (Ed8Zd) 437
The peons drilled me a well today. I shall have all the water I can bear, as an Aquarian.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, Publius has you bear buckets of water from the well? Hope he got you one of those two bucket over-the-shoulder thingys. Posted by: Miklos, advocate of Taylorism at July 08, 2020 09:35 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: klaftern at July 08, 2020 09:35 PM (RuIsu) Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:35 PM (nRWPy) 440
>>>The Dems will pick a Trump Tweet and claim it to be Beyond the Pale, and then refuse to dignify the Beyond the Pale Trump with debate.
Posted by: davidt at July 08, 2020 08:42 PM (l3+k2) I've been telling this myself for weeks. They are going to #Cancel the debates for some Trump outrage because he's not legitimate. Posted by: Max Power at July 08, 2020 09:36 PM (QCc6B) 441
Holy crap.
https://youtu.be/l9yXP9lTnuQ Posted by: Lying Dick Blumenthal at July 08, 2020 09:30 PM (Ed8Zd) Y'know the thing about Joe, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2020 09:36 PM (Z+IKu) 442
Hogmartin, fyi our local Cabelas has a tin or two of 177.
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at July 08, 2020 09:36 PM (7EjX1) 443
I'm 2 degrees from Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon in She's Having a Baby with Michael Keaton and I got to know Michael Keaton's ex girlfriend very well.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2020 09:36 PM (2DOZq) 444
There just can't be any real intent on the Dem's part to make Biden president. They literally have to hide the guy and then hide him even more after he's elected.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:36 PM (WvQcX) Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:37 PM (6FeV1) 446
"the wifey and I started deducing that the more imperfect-looking faces tended to be the real ones, and now we're nailing them."
Phrasing! Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2020 09:37 PM (WpHRd) 447
Turns out I know Bill Paxon. Susan Molinari's husband. Have no idea who Bill Paxton is.
So no Kevin Bacon Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:38 PM (nRWPy) 448
*sending dagny a hug* just because on account of.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:38 PM (G7JAn) 449
Miley, I celebrate your new life.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (G7JAn) Thank you, Ben Had! We're so happy. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:38 PM (rCwaK) 450
EAST WHITELAND TWP., Pa. - Law enforcement in Chester County busted a sex trafficking ring.
The District Attorney's office announced Wednesday the arrest of 3 men who allegedly kidnapped their victims and subjected them to sexual servitude, sexual assault and criminal acts. They have been identified as Dimas Hernandez, Franklin Mendieta, and Josue Sanchez. The break in the case happened when a 14-year-old was rescued from a Wawa parking lot in May after sending a message to her mother on Facebook. That's when authorities learned she and an 18-year-old were victims of human trafficking. Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 09:38 PM (TOyHQ) 451
I knew it just couldn't remember that as I'm relaxing w/ some red wine and too lazy to look.
We had to go out of town to J's eye dr and got Portillo's for an afternoon lunch. Great hotdog and I added cheese and sauerkraut when we got home. Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2020 09:33 PM (8fYj1) That sounds nice. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:38 PM (uc1j5) 452
"Paxton Or Pullman?" would be a good game show
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (iTXRQ) 453
Miley, what new life?
You quit smoking or you and Publius tied the knot? :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (L2ZTs) 454
hogmartin, we need to talk. My ISP is for shit.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (G7JAn) 455
The Dems are painting themselves into a corner with Biden. He may have to die.
Posted by: davidt at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (l3+k2) 456
but I think Michael Pena might just be the worst actor ever.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:37 PM (6FeV1) Maybe, but he's effing awesome in 30 Minutes or Less. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (uc1j5) 457
I wonder how many of those 170,000 sealed indictments are for pedo activity.
And how can PA have than NY?! Ohio seems to be an outlier, too. Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (/2aWP) 458
Is there one single, conscious, breathing voter in this country who could even remotely be "on the fence" between Trump or Biden?
At this point, it's entirely about GOTV for either side. Vote for one of them, or just stay the hell home. Debates don't mean shit in that sort of environment. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (6FeV1) 459
Pena was just plain weird in Observe And Report.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:40 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:40 PM (nRWPy) 461
Publius has you bear buckets of water from the well?
Hope he got you one of those two bucket over-the-shoulder thingys. Posted by: Miklos, advocate of Taylorism at July 08, 2020 09:35 PM (QzkSJ) I want a mule and a wagon for a wedding present. And some goats to keep the fields grazed. I will milk them and make goat cheese. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:40 PM (rCwaK) 462
Huh!, And then I look up and see vmom's post.
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 09:41 PM (/2aWP) 463
So, the Dems are playing hide the vegetable with Biden?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:41 PM (WvQcX) Posted by: vmom 2020 at July 08, 2020 09:41 PM (TOyHQ) 465
Maybe, but he's effing awesome in 30 Minutes or Less.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (uc1j5) Heh. Some projects simply wouldn't work without "worst actor ever".... Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:41 PM (6FeV1) 466
447 Turns out I know Bill Paxon. Susan Molinari's husband. Have no idea who Bill Paxton is.
So no Kevin Bacon Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:38 PM (nRWPy) -------- Dagny - mention that to WeaselWoman next time we get together. She knows the family very well! Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2020 09:41 PM (MVjcR) 467
Y'know the thing about Joe, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 08, 2020 09:36 PM (Z+IKu) Like Robert the haunted doll, in Key West. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:41 PM (rCwaK) 468
Bill Paxton, and he's morte.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (WvQcX) 469
question: How much more of a pushy can Prince Harry be before he starts needing a giant pap smear?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (nRWPy) 470
Miley, what new life?
You quit smoking or you and Publius tied the knot? :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (L2ZTs) My life down here in SC, sweetheart. It's like we're already married. Who started the rumor that I quit smoking? Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (rCwaK) 471
I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs) 472
Miley, ah, thanks. Congrats!
I still can't wait to leave CA. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (L2ZTs) 473
471 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs) Sorry. My unicycle's in the shop. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (6FeV1) 474
471 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs Have you ever been Ludicrous Speed? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (WvQcX) 475
473 471 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs) Sorry. My unicycle's in the shop. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (6FeV1) Dammit! Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (NWiLs) Posted by: notsothoreau at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (JKNZq) 477
dagny, Harry surrendered his manhood.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (G7JAn) 478
That Jopey Biden sure has his shit in one sock. No really. He crapped down his leg into one sock, and the other sock is dangling over his ear instead of his mask.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (WpHRd) 479
474 471 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs Have you ever been Ludicrous Speed? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (WvQcX) No. My life has, on the whole, been agonizingly boring and mundane. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:45 PM (NWiLs) 480
Who started the rumor that I quit smoking?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess Miley sends up Smoke Signals *wink wink* Posted by: Miklos, who bought a carton so as not to deal with the Mask Decree at July 08, 2020 09:45 PM (QzkSJ) 481
475 473 471 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs) Sorry. My unicycle's in the shop. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (6FeV1) Dammit! Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (NWiLs) New steering wheel for it should be in by tomorrow, though. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:45 PM (6FeV1) 482
Dagny - mention that to WeaselWoman next time we get together. She knows the family very well!
Oh, ok! Susan needs "hair help" though. Can take the girl out of Staten Island but cant take the overprocessjng out of the girl. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:45 PM (nRWPy) 483
They have been identified as Dimas Hernandez, Franklin Mendieta, and Josue Sanchez.
You just can't trust the Pa. Dutch. Just kidding, East Whiteland Twp. is Malvern, so a little past the end of the Main Line. Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 09:45 PM (8eSmR) 484
Miley, ah, thanks. Congrats!
I still can't wait to leave CA. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (L2ZTs) It's not that hard. I did it twice. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:45 PM (rCwaK) 485
I used to roll my own. Once I got a package of pipe
tobacco by accident. Do you KNOW how hard it is to draw on a roll up made from pipe tobacco? Posted by: Kindltot at July 08, 2020 09:26 PM (WyVLE) I can't even. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (rCwaK) I knew an old prospector who smoked nothing but roll-your-owns made from pipe tobacco. You could always tell his claim lines from the sardine cans nailed to the claim posts. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (PbH9O) 486
473
471 I'm bored. Entertain me. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs) Sorry. My unicycle's in the shop. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (6FeV1) One of my cousins can ride a unicycle. Maybe not anymore, he's pretty old now. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (uc1j5) 487
469 question: How much more of a pushy can Prince Harry be before he starts needing a giant pap smear?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (nRWPy) When they announced that what's-her-nuts is preggers, my first thought was, "I wonder who the father is." Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (6FeV1) 488
How young do you think Andrew liked them and will Gizzwell live?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (nRWPy) 489
One of my cousins can ride a unicycle. Maybe not anymore, he's pretty old now.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (uc1j5) It's just like riding half a bike. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (6FeV1) 490
Sorry. My unicycle's in the shop.
Posted by: Warai-otoko You could lend Insom your Pogo Stick and Hula Hoop. He'll figure it out. Posted by: Miklos, unlicensed lifestyle advisor at July 08, 2020 09:47 PM (QzkSJ) 491
the wifey and I started deducing that the more imperfect-looking faces tended to be the real ones, and now we're nailing them."
Phrasing! Posted by: Drink Like Vikings The fake ones have pores and zits and teeth tarter, but they are all almost completely symmetrical. Normal faces are usually somewhat off balance. if that isn't a tell, the eyes help. But its much harder than I thought it would be. Scary. Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:47 PM (Ed8Zd) 492
my 99 year old grandfather rolled his own.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:47 PM (nRWPy) 493
Pick:
[ ] They're making this a "character" election because they believe that's the way to beat Trump [ ] They're making this a "character" election because they don't have anything to run on against Trump Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:47 PM (dPZ2a) 494
When they announced that what's-her-nuts is preggers, my first thought was, "I wonder who the father is."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (6FeV1) Mine was, "I f*cking KNEW she was going to get knocked up as soon as possible. Now they'll never get rid of her." Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:47 PM (uc1j5) 495
Doctor Amy Bishop, bitches.
Learn it, say it, know it! Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop! at July 08, 2020 09:19 PM (ZCiJZ) Step off, bitch! Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at July 08, 2020 09:48 PM (oZuI0) 496
What kind of doctor is Karin, the 'symbolic' Kind?
Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 09:48 PM (XhWtx) 497
How young do you think Andrew liked them and will Gizzwell live?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (nRWPy) 14. No. Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 09:48 PM (Ed8Zd) 498
496 What kind of doctor is Karin, the 'symbolic' Kind?
Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 09:48 PM (XhWtx) Ed.D. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs) 499
471
I'm bored. Entertain me. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs) Here we are now. Entertain us.... Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (3vIkC) 500
It's just like riding half a bike.
Posted by: Warai-otoko Once you learn, you'll never forget more than half. Posted by: Miklos, on his Big Wheel at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (QzkSJ) 501
499 471
I'm bored. Entertain me. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs) Here we are now. Entertain us.... Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (3vIkC) I feel stupid and contagious Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (NWiLs) 502
Miley, send me an Amazon link to your book! ;-)
Insomniac: I am the very model of a modern major general....... Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (L2ZTs) 503
I just got done reading the entire comments for the Maxwell thread and my goodness there is sickness in this world.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (IYHxL) 504
482 Dagny - mention that to WeaselWoman next time we get together. She knows the family very well!
Oh, ok! Susan needs "hair help" though. Can take the girl out of Staten Island but cant take the overprocessjng out of the girl. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:45 PM (nRWPy) ------ Ha! Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (MVjcR) Posted by: davidt at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (l3+k2) 506
What was the name of the movie where they gave the asylum inmates dopamine and they were temporarily sane?
Keep thinking they'll do that with Joe. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (nRWPy) 507
Miley,
Let me know if you need any tips on goat behavior. Posted by: notsothoreau at July 08, 2020 09:44 PM (JKNZq) My goats may be a pipe dream. Speaking of which, I have 4 surviving pot plants. It would be real nice to get high again. Got a long way to go on these guys, though. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (rCwaK) Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (XTyi0) 509
Is there one single, conscious, breathing voter in
this country who could even remotely be "on the fence" between Trump or Biden? Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:39 PM (6FeV1) Yes. A goodly sum. Or the Democrats wouldn't bother with all their ridiculous bullshit. Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (dPZ2a) 510
413 schlong goblins for despicable democrats.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2020 09:27 PM (WpHRd) "Schlong goblins" is just awesome. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:29 PM (rCwaK) -- +1 Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (oZuI0) 511
502 Miley, send me an Amazon link to your book! ;-)
Insomniac: I am the very model of a modern major general....... Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (L2ZTs) You've information vegetable animal and mineral? Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (NWiLs) 512
506
What was the name of the movie where they gave the asylum inmates dopamine and they were temporarily sane? Keep thinking they'll do that with Joe. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (nRWPy) Awakenings Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (uc1j5) 513
Insomniac, yes I do
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (L2ZTs) 514
335 I think there is room on our side for those who actually do drink an Ice Cloud Caramel Macchiato twice a week. And, yes, my three men all have a few Brooks Brothers dress shirts. (2 sons, 1 husband)
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at July 08, 2020 09:05 PM (QgFHh) I drink golden honey oat lattes during the fasts. Usually my covfefe of choice is strong coffee or Americano with heavy cream, or keto coffee...but not during the fast. Posted by: Flyover at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (Rbu5d) 515
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (NWiLs)
You're in good company Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (IYHxL) 516
When they announced that what's-her-nuts is preggers, my first thought was, "I wonder who the father is." Posted by: Warai-otoko --_------------_-----_---- And her first thought was "I sure hope it's mine." Posted by: Gooshy at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (o3Zxl) 517
506 What was the name of the movie where they gave the asylum inmates dopamine and they were temporarily sane?
Keep thinking they'll do that with Joe. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (nRWPy) Robin Williams. Awakenings. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (WvQcX) 518
Insom, go outside and blow the stink off. I heard that some where.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (G7JAn) 519
422 Totally '80's
https://tinyurl.com/ybtlm3ll Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 09:31 PM (ElqsY) --Dude, we already have Spaceballs. I do not want to OD. Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (oZuI0) 520
That Twitter account is some funny shit right there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (wPVhA) 521
Does it seem to anybody else who paid close attention in 2016 that Trump hasn't even really started yet? Because guess what.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (dPZ2a) 522
508
Bill Paxton/Pullman was great/horrible in Independence Day. Show your work. Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (XTyi0) Pullman, horrible. He was mean to Jeff Goldblum, who was sexy as hell in that movie. Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (uc1j5) 523
I really liked Awakenings.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (IYHxL) 524
I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs) Don't you mean boared? Posted by: Kevin Bacon at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (dPZ2a) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (WvQcX) 526
518 Insom, go outside and blow the stink off. I heard that some where.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (G7JAn) I have no idea what that means. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (NWiLs) 527
I bet if you soaked Joe's eyeballs in straight LSD, he'd sound cogent for about twenty minutes or so.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (6FeV1) 528
..., the spookiest thing is that it'll take at least three Trumps to even really begin to undo the damage the deep state has done.
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (L2ZTs) 529
Doctor Amy Bishop, bitches.
Learn it, say it, know it! Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop! at July 08, 2020 09:19 PM (ZCiJZ) Step off, bitch! Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden And you bitches can get the fuck outta my two front doors. Posted by: Dr. Christine Blasey-Ford at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (WpHRd) Posted by: Miklos Zamfir at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (QzkSJ) 531
509
Is there one single, conscious, breathing voter in this country who could even remotely be "on the fence" between Trump or Biden? I don't think it's between Biden and Trump. It's between Biden and Why Bother. And the only way to beat Why Bother is to paint Trump as a cross between Hitler, Pennywise, and John Rocker. Posted by: Mookie at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (3vIkC) 532
I think the dems are going for turn out, not fence sitters.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (nRWPy) 533
Publius just came in. Gotta feed my man. Later, folks!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (rCwaK) 534
When will then be now?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (WvQcX) 535
So Lady Antebellum who decided to change their name to Lady A cause Confederates BOOOOOOOOOO are now suing the black Blues singer who has been performing under that name for decades. Apparently, Lady Antebellum copyrighted the phrase Lady A in 2010 and are now demanding that the black Blues singer not perform under that name (she offered to sell them the name for 10 mil so they are suing rather than paying.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (nAiE/) 536
Insom, direct relation to clearing your mind.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:54 PM (G7JAn) 537
533 Publius just came in. Gotta feed my man. Later, folks!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (rCwaK Euphemisms. So cute. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:54 PM (WvQcX) 538
Robin Williams. Awakenings.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:51 PM (WvQcX) Now it would be,"Who are we to tamper with their reality?" Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 08, 2020 09:54 PM (eTZoJ) 539
536 Insom, direct relation to clearing your mind.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:54 PM (G7JAn) Ah. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:54 PM (NWiLs) 540
Insomniac: I am the very model of a modern major general.......
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (L2ZTs) You've information vegetable animal and mineral? Posted by: Insomniac ------- It's the grasp of calculus that impresses me. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 09:54 PM (bk3Sg) 541
Can't wait for five years from now when Lady Antebellum's CDs are 3 for $5 at Amazon. "We gotta clear out all the dead wood!!..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:54 PM (L2ZTs) 542
Dr. Amy Bishop! at July 08, 2020 09:19 PM (ZCiJZ)
Step off, bitch! Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden And you bitches can get the fuck outta my two front doors. Posted by: Dr. Christine Blasey-Ford at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (WpHRd) Hi, everybody!! Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera, 1-800-DOCTORB at July 08, 2020 09:55 PM (x8Wzq) 543
Mike, it's easy. Mainly you have to remember to always change the batteries in your calculus at least once a year. Don't want 'em to wear out...
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 09:55 PM (L2ZTs) 544
Biden couldn't win in a character election.
Trump is the ultimate character. Biden can't even pronounce character. Posted by: Just Lily at July 08, 2020 09:55 PM (sar+3) 545
One of my cousins can ride a unicycle. Maybe not anymore, he's pretty old now.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (uc1j5) maybe it's like riding a bicycle ?? hahahah...hmmmm Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 09:55 PM (zr5Kq) 546
deez nutz
Posted by: That guy who always says... at July 08, 2020 09:55 PM (EgshT) 547
The B stands for Bargain!
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviera, 1-800-DOCTORB at July 08, 2020 09:55 PM (x8Wzq) 548
Doctor Amy Bishop, bitches.
Learn it, say it, know it! Posted by: Dr. Amy Bishop! at July 08, 2020 09:19 PM (ZCiJZ) Step off, bitch! Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden And you bitches can get the fuck outta my two front doors. Posted by: Dr. Christine Blasey-Ford ---------- I love this place...in a manly way, of course. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 09:56 PM (bk3Sg) 549
524 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs) ---------- *performs flawless invisible box schtick* *climbs invisible ladder* Posted by: A Mime at July 08, 2020 09:56 PM (wPVhA) 550
549 524 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:43 PM (NWiLs) ---------- *performs flawless invisible box schtick* *climbs invisible ladder* Posted by: A Mime at July 08, 2020 09:56 PM (wPVhA) *shoots mime* That was kinda fun! Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 08, 2020 09:56 PM (NWiLs) 551
I think the dems are going for turn out, not fence sitters. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (nRWPy) I dunno. If they wanted turnout they wouldn't have nominated a turnip. That sits in a box all day. You need energy for turnout. You need Kamalamania. It ain't happening this cycle. Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:56 PM (dPZ2a) Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 09:57 PM (oZuI0) 553
Yes. A goodly sum. Or the Democrats wouldn't bother with all their ridiculous bullshit.
The riots are a GOTV effort. Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 08, 2020 09:57 PM (naEeR) 554
PDT to Biden- step to me or step off bitch.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:57 PM (G7JAn) Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:57 PM (nRWPy) 556
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 09:50 PM (rCwaK)
So do you have a seed catalog recommendation? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 08, 2020 09:58 PM (eTZoJ) 557
One of my cousins can ride a unicycle. Maybe not anymore, he's pretty old now.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 09:46 PM (uc1j5) I swore off Duckworth jokes and you pull me back in!!! Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:58 PM (dPZ2a) Posted by: Miklosian Down Home Wisdom at July 08, 2020 09:58 PM (QzkSJ) 559
523 I really liked Awakenings.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (IYHxL) --Not a lot of movies make me misty, but that one did it for me. Highly recommended. Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 09:58 PM (oZuI0) 560
I still think its her
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:57 PM (nRWPy) She's the favorite for sure. I can see them trying to energize with her. But it won't be organic. Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:59 PM (dPZ2a) 561
Biden is so unappealing, I'm convinced he has to pick some VP choice that will boost him. If I were Biden's team, I'd seriously be looking for a moderate Dem with some pizazz.
No Rice or Harris or M1A1 Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 09:59 PM (WvQcX) 562
*THUD*
Posted by: A Mime at July 08, 2020 09:59 PM (wPVhA) 563
I think it's obvious the only "excitement" in the dem vote is NeverTrump.
They know Biden is a null candidate. Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 09:59 PM (XTyi0) 564
I think the dems are going for turn out, not fence sitters.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:53 PM (nRWPy) I dunno. If they wanted turnout they wouldn't have nominated a turnip. That sits in a box all day. You need energy for turnout. You need Kamalamania. It ain't happening this cycle. Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 09:56 PM (dPZ2a) In my darker moments, my "take" is that they're using Biden to flat out throw the election, because they need to keep using Trump as a lighting rod to foment their half-baked revolution. My hope is that Trump is more of a Tesla coil than a lighting rod. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:59 PM (6FeV1) 565
*performs flawless invisible box schtick*
*climbs invisible ladder* Posted by: A Mime Creative mimes think outside the box. Posted by: Miklosian Mimetics at July 08, 2020 09:59 PM (QzkSJ) 566
559 523 I really liked Awakenings.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 08, 2020 09:52 PM (IYHxL) --Not a lot of movies make me misty, but that one did it for me. Highly recommended. Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 09:58 PM (oZuI0) Back before we know Deniro was a cock sucking asshole. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:00 PM (WvQcX) 567
I just got done reading the entire comments for the Maxwell thread and my goodness there is sickness in this world.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 08, 2020 09:49 PM (IYHxL) Just think, that's what we know about! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at July 08, 2020 10:00 PM (eTZoJ) 568
Insom, direct relation to clearing your mind.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 09:54 PM (G7JAn) Ah. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo And farting...... Posted by: JT at July 08, 2020 10:00 PM (arJlL) 569
Bidens' picks are those that voters have overwhelming rejected.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 10:00 PM (G7JAn) 570
Any mime shows up here...spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Miklosian Emergency Decree #1 at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (QzkSJ) 571
I think the dems are going for turn out, not fence sitters.
It think they're going for mail-in voting. Riots and Chinavirus. And polls showing Joe up by 23 pts to make it all believable. Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (/2aWP) 572
*recollects the movie 'Charly'*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (bk3Sg) 573
In my darker moments, my "take" is that they're
using Biden to flat out throw the election, because they need to keep using Trump as a lighting rod to foment their half-baked revolution. My hope is that Trump is more of a Tesla coil than a lighting rod. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 09:59 PM (6FeV1) Heh. He's a sacrificial lamb but they might get lucky. I think that sums up what they're doing. Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (dPZ2a) Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (XTyi0) 575
I know Bill Paxton
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:31 That's a bit hard as he's dead. Do you mean knew? Posted by: Farmer at July 08, 2020 10:02 PM (8fYj1) 576
I love this place...in a manly way, of course.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 09:56 PM (bk3Sg) --I come here not for the insanity, but to be saner. Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 10:02 PM (oZuI0) 577
570 Any mime shows up here...spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Miklosian Emergency Decree #1 at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (QzkSJ) What's all this imaginary dirt doing in Ace's imaginary hole? Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 10:02 PM (6FeV1) Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:03 PM (WvQcX) 579
One of the surveyors I work with can ride a six-foot tall unicycle. He has video of how he climbs aboard. Weird as shit, but cool. He's one of those naturally gifted gymnast/acrobat types.
Ask me what happened last time I tried to ride a skateboard. (Spoiler) I went exactly one foot and landed on my back, feet in the air. Physical comedy at its best. Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:03 PM (x8Wzq) 580
576 I love this place...in a manly way, of course.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 09:56 PM (bk3Sg) -------- Fag. Posted by: A Mime at July 08, 2020 10:03 PM (wPVhA) 581
I guess Klobachar fell down a well. Ain't heard shit from her.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 10:04 PM (G7JAn) 582
555 You need Kamalamania
I still think its her Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:57 PM (nRWPy) --I thought he was king of Hawai'i. Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 10:04 PM (oZuI0) 583
572 *recollects the movie 'Charly'*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (bk3Sg Read that book in high school. Good book. I'm sure that's the source material for awakenings. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:04 PM (WvQcX) 584
Kamala is a member of The Gang.
Posted by: davidt at July 08, 2020 10:04 PM (l3+k2) 585
Just think, that's what we know about!
Read the case that vmom posted. And then think how many of these rings there could be and could have been. They didn't just invent the business model because they're oh-so-smart! 800,000 kids go missing in the US every year. Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:05 PM (UMXod) 586
Ask me what happened last time I tried to ride a skateboard.
- Pug Mahon I that tried too once. Go well not me for! Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:05 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Mazie Hirohito at July 08, 2020 10:05 PM (EgshT) 588
"I went exactly one foot and landed on my back, feet in the air."
At least you've got a leg up on Tammy Fuckmirth... Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2020 10:05 PM (WpHRd) 589
Biden/Mandela sign language guy. He may be the only one that can figure out what Joe is talking about.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 10:05 PM (G7JAn) 590
I guess Klobachar fell down a well. Ain't heard shit from her.
Posted by: Ben Had Actually she was kidnapped but nobody wanted to pay the ramsom. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:06 PM (L2ZTs) 591
I guess Klobachar fell down a well. Ain't heard shit from her.
Posted by: Ben Had She has said things. Have to comb through it. Posted by: Miklosian Organic In-Flight Catering at July 08, 2020 10:06 PM (QzkSJ) 592
>>> I saw birb on the blog the other night and assumed it was a typo.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 08, 2020 08:14 PM (aKsyK) I think that was Hogmartin, regarding the bird in his chimney. Posted by: Barrel it up at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (fz0iQ) 593
All these problems that exist today also existed when Chocolate Jesus and Biden were in power. They had 8 years to fix them, so why is it Trump's fault that this garbage has not been totally remedied yet ????
Posted by: James at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (qM84C) 594
Looks like we're gettin' a Bawk Thrustmutton ONT.
Posted by: JT at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (arJlL) 595
582 555 You need Kamalamania
I still think its her Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 09:57 PM (nRWPy) Only if she promises to come out in a threadbare yellow tank top, rip it off lengthwise, and immediately begin flexing and gurning at the camera. Then, and only then..... i might consider it. Posted by: Joe Biden actually doesn't know what he's gonna do when Kamalamania comes running for him at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (6FeV1) 596
581 I guess Klobachar fell down a well. Ain't heard shit from her.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 10:04 PM (G7JAn) --She dropped charges against St. George Floyd's killer when she was a prosecutor. Oops. Nice knowing ya! Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (oZuI0) 597
What's this Miley wrote a book?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (IYHxL) 598
Ask me what happened last time I tried to ride a skateboard.
- Pug Mahon I that tried too once. Go well not me for! Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:05 PM (L2ZTs) It sucked, because as a kid I was actually a pretty decent skateboarder. My center of gravity changed when I got old and beefy. Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (x8Wzq) 599
Kalamata for president !
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (zr5Kq) 600
123 The Learned Doctors is from a line in Stepbrothers
Posted by: jsg at July 08, 2020 08:17 PM (tLwiL) ***** Yup. As soon as I saw that I knew it was parody. "This is a house of learned doctors." Freakin' funny movie. Also the AR-14 line was a real strong indicator. Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at July 08, 2020 10:08 PM (Ae67h) 601
Hogmartin went after the bird in his chimney a few days ago.
Update: Both the bird and Hogmartin are now stuck in the chimney. :-P Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:08 PM (L2ZTs) 602
800,000 kids go missing in the US every year.
Posted by: t-bird So that's where all the milk cartons went. Posted by: Miklosian Orange Alerts at July 08, 2020 10:08 PM (QzkSJ) 603
I guess Klobachar fell down a well. Ain't heard shit from her.
I think she was the one who removed herself from consideration as a VP, saying that it should go to a Woman of Hue. Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:08 PM (WtXZN) 604
"I guess Klobachar fell down a well"
Digging in her dirt basement. A modern day John Wayne Gacy, she looks like. Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at July 08, 2020 10:08 PM (WpHRd) 605
Miklosian, that's a knotty subject.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 10:08 PM (G7JAn) 606
Nine out of ten American children go to bed hungry each night.
Posted by: The Ad Council at July 08, 2020 10:09 PM (EgshT) Posted by: Gov. Stacey Abrams at July 08, 2020 10:09 PM (QzkSJ) 608
572 *recollects the movie 'Charly'*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (bk3Sg) The book made me cry. (Flowers for Algernon.) Posted by: Flyover at July 08, 2020 10:09 PM (Rbu5d) 609
I pine for the ONT.
I don't care much fir the late afternoon post. You don't like my comment, you can kiss my ash. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 08, 2020 10:10 PM (wPVhA) 610
Ref 28th Congressional district. Parody accounts love to do that - using a district number one higher than the highest actual number. Posted by: ArthurK at July 08, 2020 10:10 PM (yLxSe) 611
Nine out of ten American children go to bed hungry each night.
Posted by: The Ad Council It's all good though, 'cuz the 10th kid ate the other nine. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs) 612
Update: Both the bird and Hogmartin are now stuck in the chimney. :-P
Has his spelling improved? Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 08, 2020 10:11 PM (gd9RK) 613
800,000 kids go missing in the US every year.
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:05 PM (UMXod) For context I think abductions count for like 250,000 of those, with like 80% of them being by family members, and the vast majority of *those* are recovered. The vast majority of the rest (of the 250,000) are by someone known to the child and most of them are recovered too. The small amount of stranger abductions are much less likely to return alive. But all in all 99% of all children reported missing come home alive. Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 10:11 PM (dPZ2a) 614
that's a knotty subject.
Posted by: Ben Had "what a tangled web we weave, an in-flight salad to receive" Posted by: McMiklos at July 08, 2020 10:12 PM (QzkSJ) 615
611 Nine out of ten American children go to bed hungry each night.
Posted by: The Ad Council It's all good though, 'cuz the 10th kid ate the other nine. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs) And that little girl..... Posted by: .... is the real governer of Georgia, dammit!!!!! at July 08, 2020 10:12 PM (6FeV1) 616
>>> Hogmartin went after the bird in his chimney a few days ago.
Update: Both the bird and Hogmartin are now stuck in the chimney. :-P Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:08 PM (L2ZTs) So what you're saying is he won't be needing his Harley anymore? Good to know. *plans road trip to Michigan* Posted by: Barrel it up at July 08, 2020 10:12 PM (fz0iQ) 617
Nine out of ten American children go to bed hungry each night.
Posted by: The Ad Council at July 08, 2020 10:09 PM (EgshT) -------- Don't look at me like that. *burrrrrrap* Posted by: Sally Struthers at July 08, 2020 10:12 PM (wPVhA) 618
584 Kamala is a member of The Gang.
Posted by: davidt at July 08, 2020 10:04 PM (l3+k2) --The Scrunt Gang is in the House. (Holla!) Kamala moistens Barbara Boxer's former seat. (I actually don't think Kamala is unattractive looking, but no fucking way in hell I'd want to be Willie Brown's cave brother. Same goes for Kimberley Guilfoyle.) Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 10:12 PM (oZuI0) 619
@ 606 Nine out of ten American children go to bed hungry every night? Where exactly?
Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (XhWtx) 620
I pine for the ONT.
I don't care much fir the late afternoon post. You don't like my comment, you can kiss my ash. Posted by: Cicero bet this comment gets willowed. Posted by: O'Miklos at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (QzkSJ) 621
572 *recollects the movie 'Charly'*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:01 PM (bk3Sg) The book made me cry. (Flowers for Algernon.) Posted by: Flyover at July 08, 2020 10:09 PM (Rbu5d) Loved the book. Not crazy about the movie. it was one of the few books assigned in my high school Lit classes that I actually read. I was a turrible student. (Lord of the Flies I read cover to cover in one day. I never do that.) Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (x8Wzq) 622
Won't you help with a tax-exempt cheeseburger donation?
Posted by: The Ad Council at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (EgshT) 623
Oddly I think Kamala is an ugly bitch because she's so fugged up inside it oozes out of her like an arrogant sickness.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 10:14 PM (dPZ2a) 624
Everyone knows tax-exempt cheeseburgers taste the best!
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:14 PM (L2ZTs) 625
Loved the book. Not crazy about the movie. it was one of the few books assigned in my high school Lit classes that I actually read. I was a turrible student.
(Lord of the Flies I read cover to cover in one day. I never do that.) Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (x8Wzq) Same here. Add Jack London to that list. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:14 PM (WvQcX) 626
619 @ 606 Nine out of ten American children go to bed hungry every night? Where exactly?
Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (XhWtx) ...yeah. My parent's answer was "You had a gigantic dinner, now shut up and go to bed!", because they didn't want me to grow up to be a fatty with zero impulse control. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 10:15 PM (6FeV1) 627
Nine out of ten American children go to bed hungry every night? Where exactly?
Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (XhWtx) One of them is the 15 year old in my basement. Kid weighs 130 wet, and is a bottomless pit. Posted by: Barrel it up at July 08, 2020 10:15 PM (fz0iQ) 628
I pine for the ONT.
I don't care much fir the late afternoon post. You don't like my comment, you can kiss my ash. Posted by: Cicero bet this comment gets willowed. Posted by: O'Miklos at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (QzkSJ) spruce it up a bit, and yew can cedar results. Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:15 PM (x8Wzq) 629
613 800,000 kids go missing in the US every year.
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:05 PM (UMXod) For context I think abductions count for like 250,000 of those, with like 80% of them being by family members, and the vast majority of *those* are recovered. The vast majority of the rest (of the 250,000) are by someone known to the child and most of them are recovered too. The small amount of stranger abductions are much less likely to return alive. But all in all 99% of all children reported missing come home alive. Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 10:11 PM (dPZ2a) Big fucking deal. 150 million Americans have been killed by guns. Posted by: Joe the Biden at July 08, 2020 10:16 PM (oZuI0) 630
628 I pine for the ONT.
I don't care much fir the late afternoon post. You don't like my comment, you can kiss my ash. Posted by: Cicero bet this comment gets willowed. Posted by: O'Miklos at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (QzkSJ) spruce it up a bit, and yew can cedar results. Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:15 PM (x8Wzq) Even your dog would. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 10:16 PM (6FeV1) 631
Kalamata looks like someone who cannot control her appetites - smoking, drinking, eating.
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:16 PM (zr5Kq) 632
I sure hope Mel Brooks movies survive the cancel culture. He was as anti-PC as they come.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:16 PM (WvQcX) Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:16 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: The Nobel-Miklos Prize at July 08, 2020 10:17 PM (QzkSJ) 635
And a bitch face. Unpleasant.
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:17 PM (zr5Kq) 636
All this Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben and Redskins and Indians... when does the NAACP change their racist name?
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 10:17 PM (dPZ2a) 637
Someone give MisHum a ring.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (dPZ2a) 638
Nine out of ten American children go to bed hungry every night?
After seeing the herds grazing in Walmart, maybe we should go for ten out of ten. I'm a little hungry right now. It's not going to kill me. Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (lIIT7) 639
oak a
Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (XTyi0) 640
Read that book in high school. Good book. I'm sure that's the source material for awakenings. Posted by: AlaBAMA ----- For those of you above that read 'Flowers for Algernon', it has been banned. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (WZ5i4) 641
I can't beleave the ONT isn't up yet.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (dPZ2a) Posted by: Miklos-Chance the Gardener at July 08, 2020 10:19 PM (QzkSJ) 643
De-lurking to say goodnight!
Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2020 10:19 PM (MVjcR) 644
I see tree puns and I mesquite on by.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 10:19 PM (G7JAn) 645
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For those of you above that read 'Flowers for Algernon', it has been banned. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (WZ5i4) Seriously ?? Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:19 PM (WvQcX) 646
(Lord of the Flies I read cover to cover in one day. I never do that.)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:13 PM (x8Wzq) --Excellent book. In eighth grade, I read Animal Farm straight after coming home after school. Still one of my favourite books of all time. Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 10:19 PM (oZuI0) 647
I've been hungry since forever, how is that a big problem?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 10:19 PM (nRWPy) Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (XTyi0) 649
>>> After seeing the herds grazing in Walmart, maybe we should go for ten out of ten. I'm a little hungry right now. It's not going to kill me.
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (lIIT7) Yet no one is too big for yoga pants. Apparently. Posted by: Barrel it up at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (fz0iQ) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (WZ5i4) 651
De-lurking to say goodnight!
Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2020 10:19 PM (MVjcR) G'night, Weasel. Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (x8Wzq) 652
Delurking to say goodnight to Weasel who delurked to say goodnight.
Posted by: Panhandler at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (S/rwf) 653
I wonder if they can drug biden up enough to look sane?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 10:21 PM (nRWPy) 654
In eighth grade, I read Animal Farm straight after coming home after school. Still one of my favourite books of all time.
Posted by: logprof at July 08, 2020 10:19 PM (oZuI0) I read Upton Sinclair's The Jungle in three days back in grade school. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:21 PM (WvQcX) Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:21 PM (L2ZTs) 656
For those of you above that read 'Flowers for Algernon', it has been banned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (WZ5i4) b-cuz Retard, I presume. Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:21 PM (x8Wzq) 657
649 >>> After seeing the herds grazing in Walmart, maybe we should go for ten out of ten. I'm a little hungry right now. It's not going to kill me.
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (lIIT7) Yet no one is too big for yoga pants. Apparently. Posted by: Barrel it up at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (fz0iQ) "What's all these little holey sleevy thingys in my new yoga pants for?" "Tent poles." Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 10:21 PM (6FeV1) 658
For those of you above that read 'Flowers for Algernon', it has been banned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer What hasn't? We missed something? Posted by: Miklosia the unsexy librarian at July 08, 2020 10:22 PM (QzkSJ) 659
Decidedly nonlurker saying Hello to Panhandler.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 08, 2020 10:22 PM (G7JAn) 660
I never can keep Upton Sinclair, and Sinclair Lewis straight. Same with Ken Stanton, and Stan Kenton.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:23 PM (WD9ZA) Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 10:23 PM (3SIUH) 662
For those of you above that read 'Flowers for Algernon', it has been banned.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:18 PM (WZ5i4) -------- Just wait til they find out that To Kill A Mockingbird has a noose. Posted by: Sally Struthers at July 08, 2020 10:23 PM (wPVhA) 663
I think Ace banned whoever was doing the ONT for us.
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:24 PM (lIIT7) 664
I just re-lurked and then said good night.
But then I had to un-re-lurk to tell you that. Project management has never been my strong suit. Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 10:24 PM (6FeV1) 665
Yet no one is too big for yoga pants. Apparently.
Posted by: Barrel it up at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (fz0iQ) Anyone else up for some hot yoga? Got my pants on, gonna get my yoga on, y'all hear? Posted by: Hillary! at July 08, 2020 10:24 PM (oZuI0) 666
650
Seriously ?? Posted by: AlaBAMA --- Yup. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (WZ5i4) What for?! Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 10:24 PM (uc1j5) 667
I never can keep Upton Sinclair, and Sinclair Lewis straight. Same with Ken Stanton, and Stan Kenton.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, *deadpan sad face* Posted by: Buster, not Diane or Micheal Keaton at July 08, 2020 10:24 PM (QzkSJ) 668
650 Seriously ??
Posted by: AlaBAMA --- Yup. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:20 PM (WZ5i4) You can still buy it on amazon. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:24 PM (WvQcX) 669
Decidedly nonlurker saying Hello to Panhandler.
HI! Ben Had - I'm still trying to figure out the mesquite line. Good to see you, Oct is on the way! Posted by: Panhandler at July 08, 2020 10:24 PM (S/rwf) 670
I knew Algernon and Algernon was no Mockingbird.
Posted by: Strokin' Uncle Joe Biden at July 08, 2020 10:25 PM (EgshT) 671
I think my husband went to bed without telling me.
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 10:25 PM (uc1j5) 672
Banning books, the dark ages are here.
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:25 PM (zr5Kq) 673
Anyone know a link to the full trial transcript of the George Zimmerman case? Used to be easy to find. Not finding it now.
Posted by: WTP at July 08, 2020 10:25 PM (HA2LH) 674
I love fucking Mimes!
Posted by: DooDad at July 08, 2020 10:26 PM (SnLSx) 675
Apparently the controversy about FFA was around Charly coming to grips with his sexuality, which he didn't understand before.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:26 PM (WvQcX) 676
the Cobs are in a big Cob meeting, and it went overtime
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:26 PM (zr5Kq) 677
Flowers For Algernon, available at Amazon.
$8.49 paperback, $8.99 for Kindle. Posted by: qdpsteve at July 08, 2020 10:21 PM (L2ZTs) Some idiot at Pooky's grade school thought it would be a good idea to bring 3rd-5th graders to that play. It scarred him even *before* he got the brain damage. Posted by: pookysgirl, trying to find her Miku Zippo at July 08, 2020 10:26 PM (XKZwp) 678
think my husband went to bed without telling me.
Mine does that sometimes. Then I feel like an idiot waiting on him. Sneaky shit. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 10:26 PM (nRWPy) Posted by: Jeff Bezos, stroking a long haired white cat at July 08, 2020 10:27 PM (QzkSJ) 680
Well, Dr. Jill tells me it's time for my Bosco enema. Sigh. G'nite, wingnutz.
Posted by: Strokin' Uncle Joe Biden at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (EgshT) 681
I think my husband went to bed without telling me.
Posted by: Jordan61 It was the crack about Jeff Goldblum. Posted by: eleven at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (XTyi0) 682
Dr. Kelly Victory lays some facts down.
https://tinyurl.com/y82bvy92 Fuck you Karen. Shove your mask up your ass. Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (3SIUH) 683
Looks like Jordan 61 gets the honorary fill in sign of the devil post.
Posted by: Panhandler at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (S/rwf) 684
676 the Cobs are in a big Cob meeting, and it went overtime
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:26 PM (zr5Kq Maybe they are trying to figure out how to stop the SF guys from pulling the same shit they did at the Federalist. Posted by: AlaBAMA at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (WvQcX) 685
Noodification
Posted by: Miklos X at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: dagny, first of her name at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (nRWPy) 687
I read Crying of Lot 49 cover to cover very quickly.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at July 08, 2020 10:28 PM (ransv) 688
Banning books, the dark ages are here.
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 10:25 PM (zr5Kq) Which is why I have a whole room full of books. Real books. I hate reading stuff on the computer. Hell, I have a hard time slogging through ya'll's posts here. /JK. I luv you guys. Posted by: Pug Mahon, what likes stuff at July 08, 2020 10:29 PM (x8Wzq) 689
It's here!
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:29 PM (KfC1e) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 08, 2020 10:29 PM (pNxlR) 691
[cues 50's travelogue ending] And now, we must say goodbye to our new found friends, as we sail off into the ONT Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at July 08, 2020 10:30 PM (cGzEU) 692
By the way, IIRC all of the actual Hawaiian Judge rulings were reversed by the Supreme Court on 9-0 verdicts. When you can't even get the Notorious RBG to go along with you, your legal ruling was really specious. A 9-0 Supreme Court ruling is basically a Judicial Pimp Slapping, with a side of "What the fuk you doing?"
Posted by: An Observation at July 08, 2020 10:35 PM (3KVGS) 693
The kinfolk said, "Karin, move away from there!" They said,"Florida's 28th Congressional District" is the place you aught to be, so she loaded up her clowncar and move into a fantasy. District that is.
Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2020 11:02 PM (95j/9) 694
What's this Miley wrote a book?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 08, 2020 10:07 PM (IYHxL) I have no idea what he's talking about. I did write a book in 2016 for my personal self, not for publishing. 156,000 words. It was therapeutic. Posted by: Miley, the Duchess, also a Karen at July 08, 2020 11:33 PM (rCwaK) 695
There is no FL 28. I think this is a trolling account. Or not account.
Posted by: Me at July 08, 2020 11:41 PM (JXXUF) 696
Ümlaut
Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 11:44 PM (bcc8t) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2020 12:10 AM (wPVhA) 698
689 It's here!
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 10:29 PM (KfC1e) --------- The new phone book? Posted by: Navin Johnson at July 09, 2020 12:12 AM (wPVhA) Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2020 12:19 AM (wPVhA) 700
*kicks it in the head*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2020 12:21 AM (wPVhA) 701
*writes funny captions on its face with magic marker*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2020 12:24 AM (wPVhA) 702
*rifles pockets for valuables*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 09, 2020 12:25 AM (wPVhA) 703
Of course it's satire, her name's "Karin".
Posted by: Furaibou at July 09, 2020 01:51 AM (TwA+r) 704
Champaign advertisement?
Posted by: Don at July 09, 2020 03:18 AM (CT2ag) 705
That is super-great. I especially like the misspelling in the twitter address, right up front.
@ResitsTrump Posted by: m at July 09, 2020 04:21 AM (Ij+4T) 706
A new moniker : I am MAGAts !! Make America Great Again Trump Supporter...heh. Let them burn.
Posted by: DefendUSA at July 09, 2020 07:27 AM (5ej0U) 707
Good people on both sides, right conservatives?
This is what happens when you will not fight for anything but markets and muh freedums. Because corporations are your side and you are free to do anything the left gives you permission to do. MAGA Posted by: FPY at July 09, 2020 10:46 AM (r5iyh) Processing 0.06, elapsed 0.0814 seconds. |
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