Lt. Colonel Vindman Announces Retirement; Will Spend More Time With His Bearclaws and Hardening Arteries

If you remember:

Vindman's name was forwarded for possible promotion. Anti-American liar Tammy Duckworth stated that she would hold up all promotions unless this Ukrainian partisan was promoted further in the US Army.

Apparently Trump said "Fuck you." The armed forces are up or out at the higher ranks; you're either promoted, or you retire.

Lieutenant Bearclaw Marverick is retiring.

He's probably taking a big-money post with a Clintonoid Deep State affiliated "intelligence" and consulting company like Beacon, or...

8 Sweet merciful Jesus, look at those sausage fingers.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

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1 Pile o' shit.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at July 08, 2020 01:16 PM (8B6Ng)

2 Straight down the middle.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2020 01:16 PM (dXK4+)

3 Right down the middle.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at July 08, 2020 01:16 PM (8B6Ng)

4 Some socks, I swear.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 08, 2020 01:17 PM (8B6Ng)

5 Ok, I'll bang on the floor.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 08, 2020 01:17 PM (8B6Ng)

6 Vindman can center a donut like nobody's business.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 08, 2020 01:17 PM (Z4rgH)

7 Time to eat the donuts. He's a joke and deserves as much scorn as we can heap upon him.

Posted by: PennaLady at July 08, 2020 01:17 PM (8pqRD)

8 Sweet merciful Jesus, look at those sausage fingers.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 08, 2020 01:17 PM (bkUtD)

9 'Chapter'. Book deal, huh?

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 01:17 PM (/2aWP)

10 Odds he joins one of the Cruise ship newsletters?

Posted by: josephistan at July 08, 2020 01:17 PM (Izzlo)

11 Vindman will be arrested on kiddie porn charges in ~3 years. Bank on it.

Either that or robbing a bakery

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 08, 2020 01:17 PM (FrBWc)

12 POS traitor... In a just world he would be in jail at the very least if not executed

Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2020 01:18 PM (Zmnko)

13 Can't Vindman just head overseas and accept that position as Grand Marshall of All of the Ukraines, or something like that?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2020 01:18 PM (Kpl3J)

14 New from the Bulwark: The Conservative Case for Buying 12 Copies of Col. Bearclaw's Book.

Posted by: Flyguy at July 08, 2020 01:18 PM (3sOO0)

15 Now that he's no longer burdened by the demands of rank, he'll finally have time for all the PT he apparently missed.

Posted by: Cbear with asymmetrical balls at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (H5knJ)

16 My buddy Jody is a great officer who has been passed over twice for promotion. He gets out next year. It sucks, but it's part of the system and you plan accordingly. Plus he'll likely end up in some fat contractor position so he's hardly going to suffer

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (QPROh)

17 Well, bye.

Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (FgJKq)

18 Well, bye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhQql-ZbZmg

Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (RU4sa)

19 13 Can't Vindman just head overseas and accept that position as Grand Marshall of All of the Ukraines, or something like that?

Wasn't that for the previous Govt In Ukraine?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (Zmnko)

20 As far as I can tell he has one skill. Duplicity.

Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (w7KSn)

21 Your not supposed to love the Army.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (xfb67)

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Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (hYcqw)

23 Vindman is now free to spend some quality time with David French's wife.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (bkUtD)

24 I pray that God never decides he needs a headline writer.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (dPZ2a)

25 How are you feeling today, Ace?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (dfRN6)

26 Is the ARMY no longer creating Dirty Dozens for suicide missions? I think that would be right up Vindman's alley...at least until he could sell out his men and desert to the enemy.

Posted by: Downcast at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (wrkxD)

27 His retirement certificate will be signed by TRUMP!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (dNzKv)

28 Really, for a man of his talents, any future employment will offer him ample opportunity to steal chow from the cafeteria or employee fridge.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (Z4rgH)

29 Check out the shirt. It sucks and so does fat boy.

Posted by: azalea city at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (WX+x0)

30 lol fluffy

*fistbump*

Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (RU4sa)

31 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (hYcqw)

Seven!

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 01:20 PM (dPZ2a)

32 At least I have the first centered comment, right+

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 01:20 PM (LvTSG)

33 Hopefully mine will be too. I just filed for retirement.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2020 01:20 PM (dNzKv)

34 Ugh, I shouldn't have looked at that tweet. The comments make me want to retch.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 08, 2020 01:20 PM (8B6Ng)

35 Basement Biden will be telling us from his fortress of Saltines his opinion about this as soon as his advisors give it to him.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 01:20 PM (4a9Vv)

36 Why on earth would you post that picture of yourself in a retirement (from military service!) announcement?

He looks like he types with just his middle fingers.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 01:20 PM (Lt1JN)

37 He's lucky he didn't end up in front of a court martial for his actions in the Ukraine. I think he's unaware that you carry out all orders to the best of your ability from your CinC, be him a Republican or a Democrat. Or else you resign. Simple as that.

To quote Curly Bill Brocius, played by Powers Boothe in Tombstone:
"Well...bye."

Posted by: grizzledocoastie at July 08, 2020 01:21 PM (FMgad)

38 Vindmann is a buttery soft person, very odd. He looks like he sweats vegetable oil. I don't mind if someone is overweight necessarily, my dad was overweight. But this guy looks like he's made from colored lard. Its very offputting and disturbing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

39 Check out the shirt. It sucks and so does fat boy.

Posted by: azalea city at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (WX+x0)

Needs pearl snap buttons.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 08, 2020 01:21 PM (8B6Ng)

40 Next Chapter in Our Lives...that's just lazy writing.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 08, 2020 01:21 PM (pB6Gt)

41 Now let's see his fat twin resign as well.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 08, 2020 01:21 PM (bkUtD)

42 *fistbump* for my fellow soldier

Posted by: fluffy at July 08, 2020 01:21 PM (FgJKq)

43 23 And Me!!! (with feather)
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Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2020 01:21 PM (Kpl3J)

44 Take in the Folsom Street Fair like he always wanted to.

Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 01:21 PM (XhWtx)

45 In the Navy the "up or out" means you get 3 looks - 1 early, 1 "in zone" (expected career progression), and 1 "out of zone" (late). Generally if you don't get it in the first two looks, you have a low chance for the third.

I don't know if the Army does the same thing, but I bet it's similar.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 08, 2020 01:22 PM (ijEPD)

46 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

Colored lard... LOL... First time I've ever heard that comparison...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2020 01:22 PM (Zmnko)

47 Get rid of whoever recommended that fat turd for promotion too. Letting Stumpy Duckworth put a hold on all promotions sounds like one of those retarded rules of the Senate that Sheets Byrd knew all about and that the Founders would be vomiting uncontrollably over.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2020 01:22 PM (y7DUB)

48 I have one eye so center fold is toot sweet.

Posted by: azalea city at July 08, 2020 01:22 PM (WX+x0)

49 Straight down the middle.

Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 01:22 PM (XhWtx)

50 And this on the day that Duncan that Duncan Donuts announces that it is closing 450 stores.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 01:22 PM (+y/Ru)

51 I can't justify any of this.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 01:22 PM (dPZ2a)

52 Next Chapter in Our Lives

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Sounds like a real shitty soap opera.

Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2020 01:22 PM (RU4sa)

53 Ciao!

Posted by: Col Vindman at July 08, 2020 01:23 PM (Z825K)

54 CS Lewis knew Vindman.

"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful."

Posted by: DR.WTF at July 08, 2020 01:23 PM (AiZBA)

55 There is a panda bear behind is right behind. He's chinese.

Posted by: azalea city at July 08, 2020 01:23 PM (WX+x0)

56 Take in the Folsom Street Fair like he always wanted to.


Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 01:21 PM (XhWtx)


Inflatable scrotum man is going to need to pass the torch sometime.

Posted by: clutch cargo at July 08, 2020 01:23 PM (8B6Ng)

57 We're now running the 'I' formation.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 08, 2020 01:23 PM (oAY8z)

58 So much for the war college gig

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:23 PM (ifmtJ)

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Hey how are ya! Hey how are ya! Hey how are ya!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2020 01:23 PM (QFqpA)

60 54 CS Lewis knew Vindman.

"We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful."

That's one of my favorites

Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2020 01:23 PM (Zmnko)

61 I don't know if the Army does the same thing, but I bet it's similar.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at July 08, 2020 01:22 PM (ijEPD)


Yes, at the O5 level and above. Below that promotion is pretty automatic

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2020 01:24 PM (dNzKv)

62
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:24 PM (ifmtJ)

63 His retirement certificate will be signed by TRUMP!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (dNzKv)


This day just a little brighter.

Posted by: GnuBreed at July 08, 2020 01:24 PM (Z4rgH)

64 Austen fan that I am, this kind of flounce by Vindman always reminds me of Wickham in Pride and Prejudice. Yeah, that's it -- you're taking yourself out of the situation because that awful Trump would do something amoral and spiteful. Yeah, that's the ticket!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2020 01:24 PM (bDqIh)

65 Heh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:24 PM (ifmtJ)

66 Next gig, mercenary for hire

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at July 08, 2020 01:24 PM (ch6++)

67 No doubt the troops are celebrating!

Posted by: Bama Bubba at July 08, 2020 01:24 PM (mAxkE)

68 That stick figure's third leg is as long as half its torso.

Posted by: Someguy at July 08, 2020 01:24 PM (3mQPr)

69 Looking at him, I would suggest he keep away from streets named after MLK at night.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 08, 2020 01:24 PM (vkS2Z)

70 HTML jokes, sad!

Posted by: Max Power at July 08, 2020 01:24 PM (q177U)

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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:24 PM (ifmtJ)

72 The entire "impeachment" episode stands out as an historic marker of the frivolousness and degradation of our system, of even our customary or unwritten rules.

And don't the actions of this arrogant lightweight Vindman stand as an indictment of the Army, as they haven't been investigated? Didn't he break several UCMJ articles?

Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (El6T/)

73 I wanna reach out and grab ya

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (ifmtJ)

74 I hear that SecDef gig in Ukraine is still open.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (Jj+59)

75 anyway, what a dumb picture, looks likes he's trying to find that lost cartoon of "Popeye Nips the Krauts"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (4a9Vv)

76 I started out as an E1, going to retire as an E6, but I made it to O4, not worth it to stay in for O5.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (dNzKv)

77 Tom, lookin kinda peaky there bro. You need to hit the Whataburger.

Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (XhWtx)

78 Odds that he was the leaker of the phony "bounty" lie.

Posted by: Spamf Roming at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (7HnEw)

79 Sweet merciful Jesus, look at those sausage fingers.
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He's retaining water.

Posted by: Biergood at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (FQWHA)

80 Ace's tips for machinists: just hit the green button and go to lunch. What could go wrong?

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (KDCRD)

81 Does Kiev still need a Secretary of Defense?

That was the dumbest part of the whole impeachment farce.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (xfb67)

82 Why does he have a picture of a panda bear in the right corner of his room?

Posted by: azalea city at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (WX+x0)

83 I retired from the Army, an organization that I loved. And I haven't missed one single thing about it, least of being around the Vindman types.

Posted by: Erik Duiker at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (LwB8i)

84 He is a pile of manure.

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (tQASX)

85 He should have been Court Martialed for attempting to alter transcripts.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (2DOZq)

86 His retirement certificate will be signed by TRUMP!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM (dNzKv)

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And Trump will sign it with a Sharpie.

Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (RU4sa)

87 Vindmann is a buttery soft person, very odd. He looks like he sweats vegetable oil. I don't mind if someone is overweight necessarily, my dad was overweight. But this guy looks like he's made from colored lard. Its very offputting and disturbing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:21 PM (KZzsI)


He has the look of every one of those schmucks who get called out on stolen valor. Yes, I know he's commissioned, but he's got that look. I can't articulate it.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (t+qrx)

88 I hear China's hiring...and since they already have him on retainer it should be an easy transition....

Posted by: 18-1 at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (qlFIA)

89 I'm not sure what utility he will have to the left anymore, his big marketable asset wasn't that he was a sneaky little shit, his value was he was a sneaky little shit and an inside man.


Hopefully whatever security clearances he had will be revoked so he can't parlay them into a contracting gig.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2020 01:26 PM (lVTnh)

90 Must be a hotel/apt. building looking for a doorman.

Posted by: BignJames at July 08, 2020 01:26 PM (X/Pw5)

91 Maybe he's getting out while the gettin's good

Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2020 01:26 PM (Zmnko)

92 Anyway, back on topic...what a bad ass warrior, eh?
I'm fucking 50 and fat and I look like a fucking viking warrior compared to this softbody piece of Leftist shit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:26 PM (ifmtJ)

93 Superman Fortress of Solitude: the North Pole

Windman Fortress of Solitude: Cold Stone Creamery

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 01:26 PM (+y/Ru)

94 Is that Kurt Eichenwald?

Posted by: jsg at July 08, 2020 01:26 PM (tLwiL)

95 I suspect that "man's" testosterone/estrogen ratio is lower than Melissa Etheridge's.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 01:26 PM (hku12)

96

No worries. His twin is still infesting the DoD.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (s2VJv)

97 STOP LOSS to Diego Garcia for contract oversight on maintenance of brigade afloat for three years.

Posted by: Jean Parisot at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (lRmqB)

98 aww, no more centering jokes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (ifmtJ)

99 83 I retired from the Army, an organization that I loved. And I haven't missed one single thing about it, least of being around the Vindman types.
Posted by: Erik Duiker at July 08, 2020 01:25 PM (LwB8i)

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Didn't retire, got out halfway after three deployments.

Don't miss it either.

Especially now.

Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (RU4sa)

100 Ohhhhhm.
Namaste.
Feeling centered.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (bDqIh)

101 >>>( . ) ( . )


Endorsed!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (bkUtD)

102 He'll probably spend more time with Beeker.

Posted by: CrustyB at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (qXzGC)

103 95 I suspect that "man's" testosterone/estrogen ratio is lower than Melissa Etheridge's.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 01:26 PM (hku12)

I also suspect she gets more pussy

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (ifmtJ)

104
So Article 15ing his fat ass for failing the PFT multiple times seems to be off the table.

Things are different for commissioned officers, I guess.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (EGyGV)

105 My buddy Jody is a great officer who has been passed over twice for promotion. He gets out next year. It sucks, but it's part of the system and you plan accordingly. Plus he'll likely end up in some fat contractor position so he's hardly going to suffer
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM


Jody?! Did that guy ever join?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (ejd/p)

106 He looks a fat, bloated smiley emoji.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (FrBWc)

107 Ain't nobody catching him from a third-floor balcony.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (Lt1JN)

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Merry Christmas in July

Posted by: josephistan at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (Izzlo)

109 35 Ugh, I shouldn't have looked at that tweet. The comments make me want to retch.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 08, 2020 01:20 PM (8B6Ng)


They really are vile.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (VIIPP)

110 107 Ain't nobody catching him from a third-floor balcony.
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (Lt1JN)



"Hold my icepick..."

- - Abe "Kid Twist" Relis

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2020 01:28 PM (s2VJv)

111 Hey, can someone please make sure he loses is security clearance?

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2020 01:28 PM (bDqIh)

112 o Article 15ing his fat ass for failing the PFT multiple times seems to be off the table.

Things are different for commissioned officers, I guess.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (EGyGV)

No not really. It happens.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2020 01:28 PM (85Gof)

113 He's what Pajama Boy looks like when attaining middle age.

Posted by: kathysaysso at July 08, 2020 01:28 PM (vkS2Z)

114 Vindman has a "family"? That's news. I thought he was devoted to his cats.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at July 08, 2020 01:28 PM (NVYyb)

115 Ol' Vindy has gone from suck to blow.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 01:28 PM (dPZ2a)

116 I'm not sure what utility he will have to the left anymore, his big marketable asset wasn't that he was a sneaky little shit, his value was he was a sneaky little shit and an inside man.

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Posted by: Tonypete at July 08, 2020 01:28 PM (Rvt88)

117 Is it me or do Vindman's fingers look like French Crullers?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 08, 2020 01:28 PM (FrBWc)

118 My buddy Jody is a great officer who has been passed over twice for promotion. He gets out next year. It sucks, but it's part of the system and you plan accordingly. Plus he'll likely end up in some fat contractor position so he's hardly going to suffer
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at July 08, 2020 01:19 PM

Jody?! Did that guy ever join?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


Jody? The guy fingerbanging Mary Jane Rottencrotch while you were in Basic?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2020 01:28 PM (QFqpA)

119 92 Anyway, back on topic...what a bad ass warrior, eh?
I'm fucking 50 and fat and I look like a fucking viking warrior compared to this softbody piece of Leftist shit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:26 PM (ifmtJ)

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I'm 51 and have put on some poundage.

But at least I'm tall enough to carry it around without looking like a formless blob.

Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2020 01:29 PM (RU4sa)

120 The Lt that was in charge of our shop kept little toys in his desk to play with when he was bored. He was really there to sign papers, the WO2 ran the place.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 08, 2020 01:29 PM (/DRav)

121 No but seriously, I suspect there's a behavioral component to hormone ratios, and with all these "men" being feminized all over the place, these guys with the soft, supple cheeks, the moobs... I think if you tested their ratios, their estrogen levels would be quite high.

I don't know if anyone's ever studied this. I suspect not.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 01:29 PM (hku12)

122 I've just never seen someone in the military that soft before. I cannot imagine what Gunny Highway would have done with that butter bean. Even if he wasn't a little chubby he'd be this oleaginous feeb

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:29 PM (KZzsI)

123 Flounder!

Posted by: klaftern at July 08, 2020 01:29 PM (RuIsu)

124 Amazing.
Trump Doesn't Cave: Washington, DC Flummoxed

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 01:29 PM (1KKDF)

125 Damn.

I was hoping for a fragging.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 08, 2020 01:29 PM (puu6v)

126 After all this time he mighta got his transfer papers last week.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 08, 2020 01:29 PM (Jj+59)

127 Jody?! Did that guy ever join?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (ejd/p)

Sumbitch still has my Cadillac.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at July 08, 2020 01:29 PM (xPJvm)

128 Bye, American traitor. Now, you will struggle with a real job, collecting paychecks for doing actual work, and not paid to parade around, pretending to be an office, and filingl a position in the military for someone more deserving.

Posted by: Desmond at July 08, 2020 01:29 PM (uTquT)

129 Fucking POG. Maybe he can go steal chow from the local soup kitchen.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 08, 2020 01:29 PM (FrBWc)

130 After 100 so bringing up another item, willowed below:

OT (i.e. not concerning First Amendment, lawn mowers, or Kidman flicks) - Donny Two Scoops for first time bucks CDC incompetence, on school re-opening. One hopes this is just the start of a general challenge to the nonsense still being pushed by that and other agencies.

Posted by: rhomboid at July 08, 2020 01:29 PM (El6T/)

131 Why did he post a photo of him ordering a pizza online?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2020 01:29 PM (VIIPP)

132 Hey fat, I hope you enjoy the time you get to spend with your family during your refinement.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 08, 2020 01:29 PM (9vQJW)

133 Mentioned it on the other thread, but Duckworth did Vindman in. Her stunt threatening to hold up the promotion list if Vindman isn't on it threatened to delay promotion for about 1000 other officers. Peer pressure was undoubtedly brought to bear on Vindman... "You gotta go, bro". Even if Trump didn't promote him would probably be OK next year if Biden won. No harm in waiting. But big brain Duckworth politicized it, and threatened to fuck over everybody else on the list. In so doing, she truly fucked over Vindman. Good on him, I guess, for not plowing through and screwing over his colleagues. Some redemption, but what a farce.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 08, 2020 01:29 PM (ja/kn)

134 Posted by: josephistan at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (Izzlo)

oops

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2020 01:30 PM (dNzKv)

135 He should take his family and his bearclaws back to Ukraine, since that is apparently where his loyalties lie.

A-hole.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 08, 2020 01:30 PM (k4dH2)

136 >>>Hey, can someone please make sure he loses is security clearance?
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Haha! Good one!

Posted by: John Abu-Brennan still has his clearance at July 08, 2020 01:30 PM (NVYyb)

137
The next chapter of his life: Hello Pizza Hut. I'd like everything on the menu. Hello Dominos. I'd like everything on the menu. Hello. .

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 01:30 PM (kw5n8)

138 That is the fattest O-4 I ever saw.

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2020 01:30 PM (gmo/4)

139 Colorado Alex, just how close are you with this guy Jody?

Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 01:30 PM (XhWtx)

140 I don't mind if someone is overweight necessarily, my dad was overweight. But this guy looks like he's made from colored lard. Its very offputting and disturbing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:21 PM (KZzsI)


I can tell you've never met me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 01:30 PM (2JVJo)

141 I'm still baffled by Ukraine at one point offering him a job as Minister of Defense.

I know its a very European tradition for Officers to serve in the Militaries of other Nations,

But it sure ain't the US tradition.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 01:30 PM (NgKpN)

142 You know what can lower those schauden-boners we're all feeling right now?

An "erotic podcast" starring Demi Moore and Lena Dunham (among 20 odd people)!

https://tinyurl.com/y96eegfm

"The drama will portray sex and longing from a female gaze, with female pleasure at its center, according to the producers."

Sounds... (not) great, particularly if Dunham is involved in the creative process. Did she ever get married, by the chance?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 08, 2020 01:30 PM (LviRI)

143 117 Is it me or do Vindman's fingers look like French Crullers?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 08, 2020 01:28 PM (FrBWc)


Lady Fingers. A la Totie Fields.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2020 01:31 PM (s2VJv)

144 131 Why did he post a photo of him ordering a pizza online?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2020 01:29 PM (VIIPP)

Because that's every photo of him.

Posted by: josephistan at July 08, 2020 01:31 PM (Izzlo)

145 in the nicest way possible I say to the Lt... FOAD traitor.

Posted by: Silent at July 08, 2020 01:31 PM (xh1To)

146 And this special FUCK YOU goes out to Col Bearclaw!

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 01:31 PM (JFO2v)

147 Article 15ing his fat ass for failing the PFT multiple times seems to be off the table.

Things are different for commissioned officers, I guess.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (EGyGV)

No not really. It happens.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2020 01:28 PM (85Gof)

---

I have never came across an officer with an Art-15.

I thought that Art-15 was non-judicial punishment for us enlisted folks.

Huh.

The things you learn here.

Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2020 01:31 PM (RU4sa)

148 I suspect that "man's" testosterone/estrogen ratio is lower than Melissa Etheridge's.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 01:26 PM (hku12)

I also suspect she gets more pussy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (ifmtJ)


I think that's a safe bet.

I knew a lesbian who was "married" to a woman. We were attending the wedding of a young lady who was marrying a man, and she says to me at one point "she's been with a lot more women than I have."

Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 01:31 PM (hku12)

149 As a compassionate conservative, I worry that his husband won't enjoy having him around the house all day.

Posted by: Will Folks at July 08, 2020 01:31 PM (Jj+59)

150 142 You know what can lower those schauden-boners we're all feeling right now?

An "erotic podcast" starring Demi Moore and Lena Dunham (among 20 odd people)!

https://tinyurl.com/y96eegfm

"The drama will portray sex and longing from a female gaze, with female pleasure at its center, according to the producers."

Sounds... (not) great, particularly if Dunham is involved in the creative process. Did she ever get married, by the chance?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 08, 2020 01:30 PM (LviRI)

Look, vibrators already exist. Now fuck off, skanks.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:31 PM (ifmtJ)

151 >>One hopes this is just the start of a general challenge to the nonsense still being pushed by that and other agencies.


YES

You allow the schools to stay closed then you can't get the economy back to normal -- they are using kids to keep parents from going back to work (if they still have a job). Despicable.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2020 01:32 PM (bDqIh)

152 Somebody with mad skillz should blow up a picture of his glasses. They are reflecting whatever is on the computer screen. Probably tentacle pwn.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 08, 2020 01:32 PM (FrBWc)

153 That is the fattest O-4 I ever saw.

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2020 01:30 PM (gmo/4)

Going for the Herman Goering look.

Posted by: BignJames at July 08, 2020 01:32 PM (X/Pw5)

154 Colorado Alex, just how close are you with this guy Jody?
Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 01:30 PM (XhWtx)


He's a great guy. He really wants to be there for his friends. When I was deployed, he was always willing to help out my girlfriend with anything she needed done, since I couldn't be there for her.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2020 01:32 PM (wCmLp)

155 138 That is the fattest O-4 I ever saw.
Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2020 01:30 PM (gmo/4)

---

My battalion commander in 05-06 was fatter.

He got even fatter downrange.

Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2020 01:32 PM (RU4sa)

156 Today, I announce I will be completing my transition. Thank you, America: taxpayer-paid surgery is a wonderful thing.

Posted by: Col. Pudgy Ass Vindman, Aleutian Bunker Command Logistics Officer at July 08, 2020 01:32 PM (NVYyb)

157 >Today I officially requested retirement from the US Army, an organization I love.



Well...
Bye.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 08, 2020 01:32 PM (iTXRQ)

158 I think if you tested their ratios, their estrogen levels would be quite high.

I don't know if anyone's ever studied this. I suspect not.


That actually would be a very good study, check estrogen levels in males from various generations, compare to past data. I suspect its higher today by far. Soy is in everything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

159 "The drama will portray sex and longing from a female gaze, with female pleasure at its center, according to the producers."

Sounds... (not) great, particularly if Dunham is involved in the creative process. Did she ever get married, by the chance?

Posted by: Thrawn at July 08, 2020 01:30 PM (LviRI)

This does not help me at all. Mrs rhennigantx usually expects secs on Thursday AM. I made need to call that 1 800 number now for viagra shipped thru the USB.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (JFO2v)

160 Vindman will get a lucrative book deal out of this at the very least

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (gtdYu)

161 That is the fattest O-4 I ever saw.

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2020 01:30 PM (gmo/4)


I've seen fatter. Much fatter.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (wCmLp)

162 He looks like Newman trying to figure out the profit margin on getting bottle deposits in Michigan.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (dfRN6)

163 He's a great guy. He really wants to be there for his friends. When I was deployed, he was always willing to help out my girlfriend with anything she needed done, since I couldn't be there for her.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2020 01:32 PM (wCmLp)


And...there's the pitch, right over the plate....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (PiwSw)

164 As expected, Cuomo spent today's press briefing chiding the worst-hit states for allowing the virus to get so out of control. He claimed that the outbreak around the country, which produced a record 60k+ new cases reported on Tuesday, is now "putting New York's progress at risk.


Fuck you. Your citizens spread it to the rest of the country because they are self important assholes just like you. You are personally responsible for more death due to COVID than any other American.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (dNzKv)

165 152 Somebody with mad skillz should blow up a picture of his glasses. They are reflecting whatever is on the computer screen. Probably tentacle pwn.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 08, 2020 01:32 PM (FrBWc)


"Please send $50000US via Western Union to Ghislaine Maxwell Charitable Trust to cover all modalities. And remain blessed.

PS: Do not kill yourself."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (s2VJv)

166 Ok, now I have a craving for bearclaws and apple fritters.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (wiXsO)

167 148 I suspect that "man's" testosterone/estrogen ratio is lower than Melissa Etheridge's.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 01:26 PM (hku12)

I also suspect she gets more pussy
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (ifmtJ)


I think that's a safe bet.

I knew a lesbian who was "married" to a woman. We were attending the wedding of a young lady who was marrying a man, and she says to me at one point "she's been with a lot more women than I have."
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 01:31 PM (hku12)

Feminine bisexual women get a lot more girls than dedicated lifestyle lesbians.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (ifmtJ)

168 Ugh, I shouldn't have looked at that tweet. The comments make me want to retch.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 08, 2020 01:20 PM (8B6Ng)

They really are vile.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2020 01:27 PM (VIIPP)



It shows you how mentally defective people are

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 01:34 PM (kw5n8)

169 He will be joining CNN. I have this on good authority- this is not some 'statement' but is being worked.

Posted by: Mr Wolf at July 08, 2020 01:34 PM (lqu9c)

170 Dunkin' Donuts could close 5000 stores and you still wouldn't be able to swing a dead cat and miss one of them

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 01:34 PM (gtdYu)

171 ok I was slow on the 'well, bye'

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 08, 2020 01:34 PM (iTXRQ)

172 I knew a lesbian who was "married" to a woman. We were attending the wedding of a young lady who was marrying a man, and she says to me at one point "she's been with a lot more women than I have."
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 01:31 PM (hku12)


Rule of 3: it doesn't count in a threesome, or after three appletinis.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2020 01:34 PM (wCmLp)

173 Sen. Tammy Duckworth tells NPR she still hasn't been assured by the secretary of defense that the administration won't block the routine promotion of impeachment witness Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman.

Duckworth said last week that she would hold up the promotions of more than 1,100 senior Army officers unless Secretary of Defense Mark Esper guaranteed in writing that if Vindman is on a Pentagon promotions list, as expected, the White House won't interfere with his advancement to full colonel.

Posted by: SMOD at July 08, 2020 01:34 PM (3aI0K)

174 Feminine bisexual women get a lot more girls than dedicated lifestyle lesbians.

_____________________

And they all get thrush.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2020 01:34 PM (xfb67)

175 When I was deployed, he was always willing to help
out my girlfriend with anything she needed done, since I couldn't be
there for her.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2020 01:32 PM (wCmLp)

=================
Give me a shout out. Always happy to help with the girlfriends!

Posted by: The Creepy Side Of Sunset Joe at July 08, 2020 01:34 PM (NVYyb)

176 The drama will portray sex and longing from a female gaze, with female pleasure at its center, according to the producers.

Red Shoe Diaries with mostly hunky young naked men, sounds like

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:34 PM (KZzsI)

177 Bearclaw also referred to the army as 'An Organization'....fuck off, fat

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:35 PM (ifmtJ)

178 That is the fattest O-4 I ever saw.
Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2020 01:30 PM (gmo/4)


Sorta related, I recall watching one of those dog shows, where they were showing dogs being trained as bomb sniffers. Marine MPs were doing the training, and they explained how the dogs and trainers form their bonds and all that.

This Marine MP, enlisted of course, had the physique of Rosie O'Donnell. I swear, I had never seen a fat... and I mean FAT Marine before, but this guy... yeesh. Get out there on the course with your dog, dude. You need it more than he does.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 01:35 PM (hku12)

179 Hit the bricks pal
Take it on the arches

Posted by: DB- just DB. at July 08, 2020 01:35 PM (iTXRQ)

180
I'm not sure what utility he will have to the left anymore, his big marketable asset wasn't that he was a sneaky little shit, his value was he was a sneaky little shit and an inside man.


Hopefully whatever security clearances he had will be revoked so he can't parlay them into a contracting gig.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2020 01:26 PM (lVTnh)






I suspect that his biggest utility to the commies was that he had a twin brother also working in highly classified areas. They could probably swap IDs as needed to pull whatever classified documents they wanted, but even if they showed up on video doing so, there would be reasonable doubt as to who was doing the deed, although they could probably be nailed on the lesser charge of being cavalier with their passwords and access passes.

Or I could just be talking through my ass.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2020 01:35 PM (EGyGV)

181 I guess I can take down my picture of Gen. Washington crossing the Delaware and put this one up instead.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 01:35 PM (KDCRD)

182 Well, bye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhQql-ZbZmg
Posted by: SMH

Lol!

Glad to see you're feeling better !

Posted by: JT at July 08, 2020 01:35 PM (arJlL)

183 I certainly hope the Biden Administration will be able to convince a warrior of such calibre as Colonel Vindman to return to active duty when we finally turn to the neglected tasks of regime change in Syria and then Russia.

The intelligence community is unanimous in its assessment that the oligarchs will greet us as liberators.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 08, 2020 01:35 PM (pNYAm)

184 I have never came across an officer with an Art-15.

I thought that Art-15 was non-judicial punishment for us enlisted folks.

Huh.

The things you learn here.
Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2020 01:31 PM (RU4sa)

yes it is not an ART-15, but you can be Admin Seperated for multiple PRT Failures.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2020 01:35 PM (85Gof)

185 Can't help but wonder if he was told he could have his promotion, if he did a tour in a combat zone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Now running at SSD speeds at July 08, 2020 01:35 PM (SchxB)

186 169 He will be joining CNN. I have this on good authority- this is not some 'statement' but is being worked.
Posted by: Mr Wolf at July 08, 2020 01:34 PM (lqu9c)


The Tater and Tattler Comedy Hour.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2020 01:35 PM (s2VJv)

187 158 I think if you tested their ratios, their estrogen levels would be quite high.

I don't know if anyone's ever studied this. I suspect not.

That actually would be a very good study, check estrogen levels in males from various generations, compare to past data. I suspect its higher today by far. Soy is in everything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

Obama PJ boys and Col Bearclaws prolly low T

muscle mass fat low secs drive etc.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 01:36 PM (JFO2v)

188 What proud soldier refers to the United States Army as an "organization"?


It ain't the fucking Harper Valley PTA, nutsack.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 01:36 PM (ARu41)

189 And...there's the pitch, right over the plate....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (PiwSw)


Hehe, yeah.

Actually he is a good guy. We went through basic together, and then reconnected at the MICCC. He got out of a toxic marriage and has been regaling me with dating horror stories.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2020 01:36 PM (wCmLp)

190 Duckworth should do the only responsible thing and strangle herself.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 08, 2020 01:36 PM (FrBWc)

191 Wonder what those in line for promotion think of Duckworth and her protege.

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 01:36 PM (tQASX)

192 @141...The offer to Vindman to become Minister of Defense was undoubtedly a bit of politesse, of diplomatic good manners, perhaps laying the attempt at rapport building on a bit thick with a middling support officer, but harmless and almost certainly meaningless. Only weirdo, humorless, self important, delusional Vindman would take it seriously.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 08, 2020 01:36 PM (ja/kn)

193 OT: The media is lifting that barge, toting that bale.

Aaron Blake@AaronBlake
Many conservatives allege Ilhan Omar called for "dismantling" the U.S. economy and political system.

But she didn't actually say that. They rearranged her words. And she explicitly cited dismantling "systems of oppression" **within** gov't systems.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 01:36 PM (+y/Ru)

194 Promotion system for officers is same across all services, as it is established by law. One look below the zone, three in the zone, and one above the zone. I have no idea how many times he's met the board, but I think he knew his chances were slim, and it is a good time to bail and get a job with CNN.

Posted by: Jamie at July 08, 2020 01:37 PM (f/f2q)

195 The comments at the Twitter link make me want to puke.

Posted by: RobertM at July 08, 2020 01:37 PM (lEqw+)

196 All criticism of People of Girth is just like Hitler.

Posted by: It's a Glandular Condition at July 08, 2020 01:37 PM (iO0Y8)

197 Cnn is perfect for all traitors.

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 01:37 PM (tQASX)

198 192 @141...The offer to Vindman to become Minister of Defense was undoubtedly a bit of politesse, of diplomatic good manners, perhaps laying the attempt at rapport building on a bit thick with a middling support officer, but harmless and almost certainly meaningless. Only weirdo, humorless, self important, delusional Vindman would take it seriously.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 08, 2020 01:36 PM (ja/kn)


Seriously, the entire Ukraine thing with this clod is the tip of a huge iceberg. Biden is just the fall guy. Ukraine is hiding a lot of nasty illegal shit with Obama, Clinton and Soros.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 08, 2020 01:37 PM (s2VJv)

199 Officers can get Art15, I watched a Gen try to Art15 a major because of something the guys wife did. JAG stopped that.

Posted by: Jean Parisot at July 08, 2020 01:37 PM (lRmqB)

200 You know what can lower those schauden-boners we're all feeling right now?

An "erotic podcast" starring Demi Moore and Lena Dunham (among 20 odd people)!


I heard the other day that Moore is on the list of people who flew to Epstein's island.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 01:37 PM (2JVJo)

201 I have never came across an officer with an Art-15.

I thought that Art-15 was non-judicial punishment for us enlisted folks.

Huh.

The things you learn here.
Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2020 01:31 PM (RU4sa)


IIRC it only happened once that I know of: an LT who really fucked up (forged award paperwork for himself). Usually someone who fucks up that bad gets shunted somewhere harmless and told, "prep your separation paperwork."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2020 01:38 PM (wCmLp)

202 "69 He will be joining CNN. I have this on good authority- this is not some 'statement' but is being worked.
Posted by: Mr Wolf at July 08, 2020 01:34 PM (lqu9c) "

He'll be maitre'd of the Green Room where Vindman will steal and eat all the pastries.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 08, 2020 01:38 PM (FrBWc)

203 jeez, even that selfie picture of him is pathetic. What a sad, little (figuratively only) man he is.

I'm guessing he saw the new Army fitness test that's coming out, was afraid he'd dislocate his shoulders on the pull up bar, and he bailed.

Posted by: Army Guy at July 08, 2020 01:38 PM (6qLDQ)

204 Vindman didn't impress me as one capable of earning big bucks in the civilian world. Wasn't he an affirmative action officer?

Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2020 01:38 PM (rQEdR)

205 As expected, Cuomo spent today's press briefing chiding the worst-hit states for allowing the virus to get so out of control. He claimed that the outbreak around the country, which produced a record 60k+ new cases reported on Tuesday, is now "putting New York's progress at risk.


Fuck you. Your citizens spread it to the rest of the country because they are self important assholes just like you. You are personally responsible for more death due to COVID than any other American.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (dNzKv)

Just ONE TIME, I'd like Cuomo to have to face the same media Trump does and get 25 follow-up questions.

He'd self destruct and have a stroke.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 01:38 PM (gtdYu)

206 89 I'm not sure what utility he will have to the left anymore, his big marketable asset wasn't that he was a sneaky little shit, his value was he was a sneaky little shit and an inside man.

Bender,

Same utility as Bolton and Mary Trump, I'm guessing. He'll get the book deal, and the two weeks of nightly news making their first fifteen minutes about him, and then they'll move on to the next one in line.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 01:38 PM (hVARR)

207 Rule of 3: it doesn't count in a threesome, or after three appletinis.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2020 01:34 PM (wCmLp)

I was told on authority on this site it is not gay once your throw off the docks lines.

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 01:38 PM (JFO2v)

208
And they all get thrush.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 08, 2020 01:34 PM (xfb67)



Napoleon Solo: Is that what they use for recruitment?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 08, 2020 01:39 PM (kw5n8)

209 Sweet shirt, douchebag.

Posted by: Eli Cash at July 08, 2020 01:39 PM (67sg6)

210 I think that's a safe bet.

I knew a lesbian who was "married" to a woman. We were attending the wedding of a young lady who was marrying a man, and she says to me at one point "she's been with a lot more women than I have."
Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 01:31 PM (hku12)

Feminine bisexual women get a lot more girls than dedicated lifestyle lesbians.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (ifmtJ)


Absolutely. I've been out with these gals. The attractive ones are often coy about what they go for, but in the end they're there to be doted on, and the lumberjack gals do that so much more effectively than most dudes.

So if it's between you and Large Marge. Marge often wins.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 01:39 PM (hku12)

211 OT: Check out the 'Black Tape Project' on youtube.
It's, um, interesting

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:39 PM (ifmtJ)

212 27 His retirement certificate will be signed by TRUMP!

BWAHAHA!

Actually, I'm thinking back to my retirement certificate and I'm pretty sure it was signed by some admiral. Not that I gave a crap. At least it wasn't Obama.

Posted by: RobertM at July 08, 2020 01:39 PM (lEqw+)

213 188 What proud soldier refers to the United States Army as an "organization"?


It ain't the fucking Harper Valley PTA, nutsack.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 01:36 PM (ARu41)

---

LOL

Hoooah!

Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2020 01:39 PM (RU4sa)

214 >>>It ain't the fucking Harper Valley PTA, nutsack.


Imagine how many recruits Barbara Eden would pull in, though.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 08, 2020 01:40 PM (bkUtD)

215 "16 My buddy Jody is a great officer..."

He FINALLY joined up?!

Guess he got tired of hearing all those songs about him and decided to join and put an end to THAT!

Posted by: RobertM at July 08, 2020 01:40 PM (lEqw+)

216 Feminine bisexual women get a lot more girls than dedicated lifestyle lesbians.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (ifmtJ)


You can say that again, dahling!

Posted by: Tallulah Bankhead at July 08, 2020 01:40 PM (2JVJo)

217 Listening to overeducated skanks intellectualize feminine pleasure with oddly aseptic vulgarity is auditory saltpeter.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 01:40 PM (dPZ2a)

218 197 CNN is perfect for all traitors.
Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 01:37 PM (tQASX)


It's like going into Witness Protection, but with a paycheck.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2020 01:40 PM (VIIPP)

219 Tom Friedman of NYT tries to give Biden an out for ducking the debates. It is not convincing.
https://tinyurl.com/y7eds29n

Posted by: pep at July 08, 2020 01:40 PM (v16oJ)

220 But she didn't actually say that. They rearranged her words. And she explicitly cited dismantling "systems of oppression" **within** gov't systems.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 01:36 PM (+y/Ru)

Wait a minute, doesn't the Deep State run pretty much all "gov't systems?"

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 01:40 PM (gtdYu)

221 To celebrate, Vindman is going out for some ice cream and butt fucking.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2020 01:41 PM (TULSu)

222 (forged award paperwork for himself).

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2020 01:38 PM (wCmLp)
----------------------------

This is about me isn't it?

Posted by: J.F, Kerry at July 08, 2020 01:41 PM (rQEdR)

223 Just saw some idiot's deep thoughts on FB"

"Even on Gilligans island they listened to the professor" which I guess is suppsoe to be some clever slam on Trump in favor of science or something."

Uh, I don't think the professor ever got them off the island or rescued. They would have died there if the show did not end.


FB makes you stupid.

Posted by: Ripley at July 08, 2020 01:41 PM (MxEKc)

224 I was told on authority on this site it is not gay once your throw off the docks lines.
Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 01:38 PM (JFO2v)


I don't know about seamen, but it's supposedly true for criminal sorts, when they go into and out of prison.

In prison, they're on all fours, taking it from the fellas, but outside of prison, it's ladies all up and down the line.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 01:41 PM (hku12)

225 I still can't believe this guy got Trump impeached.

A nobody in the Army saying the commander in chief and duly elected President did something that he didn't like, as if it's his call.

Posted by: Blago at July 08, 2020 01:42 PM (gkdnV)

226 That is the fattest O-4 I ever saw.

Makes me think of Flounder in his ROTC uniform.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 01:42 PM (KfC1e)

227 Officers can get Art15, I watched a Gen try to Art15 a major because of something the guys wife did. JAG stopped that.
Posted by: Jean Parisot at July 08, 2020 01:37 PM (lRmqB)

Yes but that is not how we usually Admin Sep an Officer for repeated PRT Failures. It's straight from the Regs and PERS pretty much take care of it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2020 01:42 PM (85Gof)

228 what, moar good news ?

not sure i can handle the stress ...

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 08, 2020 01:42 PM (0IMgo)

229 >> To celebrate, Vindman is going out for some ice cream and butt fucking.


I want to make a Waffle Cone joke, here...but I have not had enough coffee this morning.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2020 01:42 PM (dXK4+)

230 >>>I don't know about seamen


I DO, I DO!!!

Posted by: Mrs. J. Goldberg at July 08, 2020 01:42 PM (bkUtD)

231 Via Instapundit: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9okhbtz

Another former NFL player spews anti-Semite propaganda. Hmm, I wonder how far the Joo H8 rabbit trail goes in pro sports? NFL, NBA? Frankly I think they need to let there Mein Kampf freak flag fly! Self identify now! Maybe get a gig with the DNC Or MSNBC (birm)!

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (Cy6k3)

232 But she didn't actually say that. They rearranged
her words. And she explicitly cited dismantling "systems of oppression"
**within** gov't systems.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 01:36 PM (+y/Ru)

They know. The Democrats are merely edging us towards what they really think. And what they really think is they need a Killing Fields for the 21st Century.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (dPZ2a)

233 221 To celebrate, Vindman is going out for some ice cream and butt fucking.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2020 01:41 PM (TULSu)

you forgot to mention he is playing catcher

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (JFO2v)

234 He can still be brought back on active duty for his court martial as the investigation into the IC IG and Eric Ciaramella continue.

He compromised classified information when he passed the contents of the Ukraine call to Ciaramella. but his greatest violations are conspiracy and sedition.

Posted by: Minuteman at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (/TDdb)

235 That is the fattest O-4 I ever saw.

Unfortunataly no. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (85Gof)

236 That actually would be a very good study, check estrogen levels in males from various generations, compare to past data. I suspect its higher today by far. Soy is in everything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

Didn't they do this? I seem to remember reading about a "handshake" test where OLDER men scored higher than younger ones/

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (gtdYu)

237 He will be joining CNN. I have this on good authority- this is not some 'statement' but is being worked.
Posted by: Mr Wolf at July 08, 2020 01:34 PM

Tater and donut hour.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (TULSu)

238 190
Duckworth should do the only responsible thing and strangle herself.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 08, 2020 01:36 PM (FrBWc)

She needs to stand down

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (k/TB6)

239 >>"Even on Gilligans island they listened to the professor" which I guess is suppsoe to be some clever slam on Trump in favor of science or something."



The Professor was banging Mary Anne. He had no interest in getting off that Island.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (dXK4+)

240

Vindictive man is a career sucker of cock with knee calluses and the ability, strong in his people, to stick cutlery between your ribs while simultaneously smiling to your face, mouthing curses at you and submitting himself for a Bronze Star for Fobbit salad tossing...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (d6DSt)

241 Many conservatives allege that Booth shot Lincoln. Actually, he just mussed his hair.

Posted by: WaPo at July 08, 2020 01:44 PM (+y/Ru)

242 To celebrate, Vindman is going out for some ice cream and butt fucking.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2020 01:41 PM (TULSu)

At Dairy QUEEN?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 01:44 PM (gtdYu)

243 201 I have never came across an officer with an Art-15.

I thought that Art-15 was non-judicial punishment for us enlisted folks.

Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2020 01:31 PM (RU4sa)
Usually someone who fucks up that bad gets shunted somewhere harmless and told, "prep your separation paperwork."
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2020 01:38 PM

Article 15s for officers are very rare. Aside from the "hint" to file separation papers, the usually plan is to tank the guy's evaluation and stick a General Officer's Memorandum of Reprimand in his personnel file. That stops an officer's career, and they get the message to leave most of the time.

Posted by: Army Guy at July 08, 2020 01:44 PM (6qLDQ)

244 To celebrate, Vindman is going out for some ice cream and butt fucking.

Wrong priorities.

Posted by: Hope Solo at July 08, 2020 01:44 PM (2JVJo)

245
Just saw some idiot's deep thoughts on FB"

"Even on Gilligans island they listened to the professor" which I guess is suppsoe to be some clever slam on Trump in favor of science or something."

Uh, I don't think the professor ever got them off the island or rescued. They would have died there if the show did not end.


FB makes you stupid.

Posted by: Ripley at July 08, 2020 01:41 PM (MxEKc)






The Professor could build a full oil refinery out of bamboo shoots, coconut shells and compacted beach sand but he couldn't figure out how to patch a 2 foot hole in a wooden boat.

The Professor was an idiot.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2020 01:44 PM (EGyGV)

246 Unfortunataly no. Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (85Gof)

Well, I was in along time ago...

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2020 01:44 PM (gmo/4)

247 Stand up Tammy!

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 08, 2020 01:44 PM (dPZ2a)

248 I was told on authority on this site it is not gay once your throw off the docks lines.
Posted by: rhennigantx


It's never gay when you're underway.
It's only queer when you're at the pier.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2020 01:44 PM (QFqpA)

249 Makes me think of Flounder in his ROTC uniform.
Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 01:42 PM (KfC1e)

they cant fuck with our pledges

thats right only we can fuck with our pledges

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 08, 2020 01:45 PM (JFO2v)

250 I'm not sure what utility he will have to the left anymore, his big marketable asset wasn't that he was a sneaky little shit, his value was he was a sneaky little shit and an inside man.

He'll get a job as a consultant and regular talking head on CNN or MSNBC. His future is assured for being the point man on the Trump impeachment.

In prison, they're on all fours, taking it from the fellas, but outside of prison, it's ladies all up and down the line.

Ever see American Me? The guy went into prison so young he only knew anal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)

251

Should have retired that cheesedick little fucker as a butterbar.
Even that was one rank too high.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 08, 2020 01:45 PM (KATBx)

252 Another former NFL player spews anti-Semite propaganda. Hmm, I wonder how far the Joo H8 rabbit trail goes in pro sports? NFL, NBA? Frankly I think they need to let there Mein Kampf freak flag fly! Self identify now! Maybe get a gig with the DNC Or MSNBC (birm)!
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (Cy6k3)

Jew hate runs DEEP in the AA Community

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 01:45 PM (gtdYu)

253 Officers can get Art15, I watched a Gen try to Art15 a major because of something the guys wife did. JAG stopped that.
Posted by: Jean Parisot at July 08, 2020 01:37 PM (lRmqB)

Yes but that is not how we usually Admin Sep an Officer for repeated PRT Failures. It's straight from the Regs and PERS pretty much take care of it
Posted by: Nevergiveup

True, usually they know and bail

Posted by: Jean Parisot at July 08, 2020 01:45 PM (lRmqB)

254 236 That actually would be a very good study, check estrogen levels in males from various generations, compare to past data. I suspect its higher today by far. Soy is in everything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (KZzsI)

Didn't they do this? I seem to remember reading about a "handshake" test where OLDER men scored higher than younger ones/

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (gtdYu)

Estrogen in the water from the birth control too.

Posted by: Someguy at July 08, 2020 01:45 PM (3mQPr)

255 rofl ig!

Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2020 01:45 PM (RU4sa)

256 The time of our harvesting has arrived.

Posted by: Bearclaws at July 08, 2020 01:46 PM (sjdRT)

257 The Professor could build a full oil refinery out of bamboo shoots, coconut shells and compacted beach sand but he couldn't figure out how to patch a 2 foot hole in a wooden boat.

To be fair, that really was the job of the sailors who apparently were unable to repair a boat, but could build houses.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

258 SMH

In the Navy, Officers go to Admiral's Mast. Even Admirals. (In that case a more senior Admiral in the Chain of Command takes action). It happen about 50-60 times a year, mostly in the Unrestricted Line community.

I've known some that went to it.

Then there are the truly bad boys -- they go to Courts Martial. I served on one officer's Court Martial jury. We threw him out of the service.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at July 08, 2020 01:46 PM (u82oZ)

259 @164

Cuomo will never get tough questions because the media are on the same team, if he did get a hard question, the rest of the attending press would shut the questioner down, this has actually happened, and the offending press would never be admitted to any future news/press conference, which has already happened.


Hard questions are for Republicans only.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2020 01:46 PM (lVTnh)

260 Anyway, Vindman is now free to take up the job offer by the Ukraine as --what was it--Defense Secretary?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 01:46 PM (gtdYu)

261 yes it is not an ART-15, but you can be Admin Seperated for multiple PRT Failures.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2020 01:35 PM (85Gof)
----------

My daughter, Navy Admin, has stories.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 08, 2020 01:46 PM (WEBkv)

262 Little known fact that The Paolo is a cousin to Jody

Posted by: Secret squirrel at July 08, 2020 01:46 PM (xyImL)

263
Duckworth should do the only responsible thing and strangle herself.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 08, 2020 01:36 PM (FrBWc)

She needs to stand down
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (k/TB6)







I can't wait until it's time for her to run for office again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2020 01:47 PM (EGyGV)

264 Jew hate runs DEEP in the AA Community

Its scattered but yeah, there's a certain subculture of black hatred toward the joo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

265 Cuomo will never get tough questions because the media are on the same team, if he did get a hard question, the rest of the attending press would shut the questioner down, this has actually happened, and the offending press would never be admitted to any future news/press conference, which has already happened.

Oh, I know that. That's why he's stroke out if he ever had to face a tough question.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 01:47 PM (gtdYu)

266 Vindman is a Ukranian Jew.

Many of the people involved in impeaching Trump were Jews.

Few know this.

Posted by: Few know this Knowledge at July 08, 2020 01:47 PM (YCfoo)

267 .>>I can't wait until it's time for her to run for office again.


Her opponents will only cut her off at the knees.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 08, 2020 01:48 PM (bkUtD)

268 Duckworth should do the only responsible thing and strangle herself.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy


She needs to stand down
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


I can't wait until it's time for her to run for office again.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


Roll on!

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2020 01:48 PM (QFqpA)

269 I knew an officer who got an article 15 for stealing a cd from the PX. She stayed a second lt for longer than her peers but still got promoted. Fortunately she ETSd

Posted by: Secret squirrel at July 08, 2020 01:48 PM (xyImL)

270 264 Jew hate runs DEEP in the AA Community

And they don't play well with Hispanics either

Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2020 01:48 PM (Zmnko)

271 The Professor was an idiot.

If I were "The Professor" (real name Roy Hinkley) stuck on an island with Mary Ann and Ginger and my sexual competition was a lardass captain minutes away from a stroke, a stoner first mate who spent his days gobbling coconut cream pies and a rich dude with the sex appeal of Franklin Pangborn, you could be damned sure I wouldn't get off the island, either.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 01:48 PM (2JVJo)

272 259 @164

Cuomo will never get tough questions because the media are on the same team, if he did get a hard question, the rest of the attending press would shut the questioner down, this has actually happened, and the offending press would never be admitted to any future news/press conference, which has already happened.


Hard questions are for Republicans only.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 08, 2020 01:46 PM (lVTnh)

We get hard questions.
They get nipple bars

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:48 PM (ifmtJ)

273 Article 15s for officers are very rare. Aside from the "hint" to file separation papers, the usually plan is to tank the guy's evaluation and stick a General Officer's Memorandum of Reprimand in his personnel file. That stops an officer's career, and they get the message to leave most of the time.
Posted by: Army Guy at July 08, 2020 01:44 PM (6qLDQ)
--------------

I suspect Vindman had to have a private conversation where he was bluntly told to file or else, because the man doesn't strike me as being all that bright.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at July 08, 2020 01:48 PM (WEBkv)

274 Tom Friedman of NYT tries to give Biden an out for ducking the debates. It is not convincing.
https://tinyurl.com/y7eds29n
Posted by: pep at July 08, 2020 01:40 PM (v16oJ)


Deep thoughts by Flathead.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2020 01:48 PM (y7DUB)

275 Sigh goebbels is back

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2020 01:49 PM (85Gof)

276 Banhamer 266

Nazi dogz active, mein herr

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 01:49 PM (tQASX)

277 Another former NFL player spews anti-Semite propaganda. Hmm, I wonder how far the Joo H8 rabbit trail goes in pro sports? NFL, NBA? Frankly I think they need to let there Mein Kampf freak flag fly! Self identify now! Maybe get a gig with the DNC Or MSNBC (birm)!
Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (Cy6k3)


The dunces in a class are never fans of bright kids in the class.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2020 01:49 PM (VIIPP)

278 "They know. The Democrats are merely edging us towards what they really think. And what they really think is they need a Killing Fields for the 21st Century.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (dPZ2a) "


types

deletes

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 08, 2020 01:49 PM (0IMgo)

279
To be fair, that really was the job of the sailors who apparently were unable to repair a boat, but could build houses.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:46 PM (KZzsI)







Hey, don't go harshing my mellow. We're getting our Professor-Hate on. Mostly because yes, he was banging Mary Ann, and we aren't. The bastard.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2020 01:49 PM (EGyGV)

280 they need a Killing Fields for the 21st Century.

-
Things that bug me. In that movie, the NYT journalist hero blames the Khmer Rouge genocide on the fact that we bombed them. We also bombed the Nazis. Do they get a free pass as well?

Posted by: WaPo at July 08, 2020 01:49 PM (+y/Ru)

281 Jew hate runs DEEP in the AA Community

And they don't play well with Hispanics either
Posted by: It's me donna at July 08, 2020 01:48 PM (Zmnko)

American Indians aren't big bros either

Posted by: Jean Parisot at July 08, 2020 01:49 PM (lRmqB)

282 263


Duckworth should do the only responsible thing and strangle herself.



Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 08, 2020 01:36 PM (FrBWc)



She needs to stand down

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (k/TB6)















I can't wait until it's time for her to run for office again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2020 01:47 PM (EGyGV)

She's looking to get a leg up on the situation

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 08, 2020 01:49 PM (k/TB6)

283 Jew hate runs DEEP in the AA Community

Its scattered but yeah, there's a certain subculture of black hatred toward the joo
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

It comes from different directions--from Black Commies, from the Nation of Islam and just because Jews used to--and probably do in some cases--own a lot of the businesses in the "community."

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 01:50 PM (gtdYu)

284 282 263


Duckworth should do the only responsible thing and strangle herself.



Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 08, 2020 01:36 PM (FrBWc)



She needs to stand down

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (k/TB6)















I can't wait until it's time for her to run for office again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2020 01:47 PM (EGyGV)

She's looking to get a leg up on the situation
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 08, 2020 01:49 PM (k/TB6)

I wish her luck with that. Break a leg, Tammy!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:50 PM (ifmtJ)

285 That is the fattest O-4 I ever saw.

Unfortunataly no. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (85Gof)


We had a First Sergeant, probably younger (and thinner) than I am now, but he had Vindaman type physique.

He was hardcore though, had a unit patch on his right shoulder, back when unit patches usually meant Vietnam, and when we'd be out on a run, there he was huffing and puffing, but keeping up with us younger fellas.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 01:50 PM (hku12)

286 He is a great example of what's wrong in the country. He participated actively in a coup attempt and tried to overthrow the president based on lies. He tried to destroy evidence or plant falsified evidence. He lied to congress. He tried, with his cabal, to subvert the legitimate government.

And what happened to him? Did he lose his life? Did he lose his freedom? No. Did he lose his commission? No. Hell, the guy isn't even going to lose his damned *pension* that is paid for by the taxpayers he tried to subvert.

He is the perfect example of what is wrong.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 08, 2020 01:50 PM (hYcqw)

287 264 Jew hate runs DEEP in the AA Community

Its scattered but yeah, there's a certain subculture of black hatred toward the joo
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

Yeah, the Right side of the bell curve blacks, who know that slavery was mostly facilitated by Jews, hate the Jews.

Check out wethoughttheywerewhite.com

It's funny when the above avg. IQ blacks find out about the JQ. Lol.

Posted by: Few know this Knowledge at July 08, 2020 01:50 PM (YCfoo)

288 "Nazi dogz active, mein herr"

Every frickin' day... It gets irritating.

Posted by: Chris M at July 08, 2020 01:51 PM (eAZVt)

289 Don't necessarily need to Art 15 an officer to doom his/her career. A simple record book entry of a counseling for misconduct will lead to a subpar or even adverse fitness report, then that's that. No promotion. Formal Art 15 s serve the same purpose, but aren't required. Formal Art 15 for an officer may have some demonstrative good order and discipline benefit though, esp if troops think the unit goes a bit too far with different spanks for different ranks.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 08, 2020 01:51 PM (ja/kn)

290 Tom Friedman of the dark and divisive New York Times says Biden shouldn't debate Trump unless he give two concessions ...

First, Biden should declare that he will take part in a debate only if Trump releases his tax returns for 2016 through 2018. Biden has already done so, and they are on his website. Trump must, too. No more gifting Trump something he can attack while hiding his own questionable finances.

And second, Biden should insist that a real-time fact-checking team approved by both candidates be hired by the nonpartisan Commission on Presidential Debates -- and that 10 minutes before the scheduled conclusion of the debate this team report on any misleading statements, phony numbers or outright lies either candidate had uttered. That way no one in that massive television audience can go away easily misled.

Posted by: SMOD at July 08, 2020 01:51 PM (3aI0K)

291 258 SMH

In the Navy, Officers go to Admiral's Mast. Even Admirals. (In that case a more senior Admiral in the Chain of Command takes action). It happen about 50-60 times a year, mostly in the Unrestricted Line community.

I've known some that went to it.

Then there are the truly bad boys -- they go to Courts Martial. I served on one officer's Court Martial jury. We threw him out of the service.
===
In the day, an Army Court Martial commenced with: "Bring the guilty bastard in."

Posted by: dingbat at July 08, 2020 01:51 PM (PMMrm)

292 Things that bug me. In that movie, the NYT journalist hero blames the Khmer Rouge genocide on the fact that we bombed them. We also bombed the Nazis. Do they get a free pass as well?
Posted by: WaPo at July 08, 2020 01:49 PM (+y/Ru)


Pissed me off, too. Is there ANYTHING the Reds themselves are actually guilty of? Anything at all?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2020 01:51 PM (VIIPP)

293 Troll...troll....

No one cares about your Jew hate/sexual attraction.

Go away.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:51 PM (ifmtJ)

294 285 That is the fattest O-4 I ever saw.

Unfortunataly no. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (85Gof)


We had a First Sergeant, probably younger (and thinner) than I am now, but he had Vindaman type physique.

He was hardcore though, had a unit patch on his right shoulder, back when unit patches usually meant Vietnam, and when we'd be out on a run, there he was huffing and puffing, but keeping up with us younger fellas.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 01:50 PM (hku12)

Fat indeed does not prohibit muscle mass.

Posted by: Someguy at July 08, 2020 01:51 PM (3mQPr)

295 We're getting our Professor-Hate on. Mostly because yes, he was banging Mary Ann, and we aren't. The bastard.

I still preferred Ginger. She had an icy, high-maintenance vibe that appeals to me.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 01:51 PM (2JVJo)

296 With the likes if Farakhan and similar leaders of Aa community, no surprise.

Posted by: runner at July 08, 2020 01:51 PM (tQASX)

297 I wish her luck with that. Break a leg, Tammy!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:50 PM (ifmtJ)

I here she is joining the Irish Rep Army political party - Shin Feinn

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 08, 2020 01:52 PM (k/TB6)

298 Duckworth 2022 : Let's Roll!

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2020 01:52 PM (dXK4+)

299 >>>Every frickin' day... It gets irritating.


Shitposts then likely goes on social media to see this is a Nazi site or something equally disgusting.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 08, 2020 01:52 PM (bkUtD)

300
Uh, I don't think the professor ever got them off the island or rescued. They would have died there if the show did not end.
FB makes you stupid.

Posted by: Ripley at July 08, 2020 01:41 PM

==========

They didn't get rescued until the Movie.

Then they went back in the next movie.

Posted by: rd at July 08, 2020 01:52 PM (+0uDE)

301 "238 190
Duckworth should do the only responsible thing and strangle herself.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 08, 2020 01:36 PM (FrBWc)

She needs to stand down"

I'm stumped to come up with a proper response.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 08, 2020 01:52 PM (puu6v)

302 they need a Killing Fields for the 21st Century.

-
Things that bug me. In that movie, the NYT journalist hero blames the Khmer Rouge genocide on the fact that we bombed them.


I remember seeing it at the theater and thinking "how dumb is this asshole?"

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2020 01:52 PM (y7DUB)

303 Besides the usual penalty for treason he should have been hit with an article 15 for the insubordination that he himself testified to so he could collect a Major's pension instead of LT Colonel

Posted by: Macko at July 08, 2020 01:52 PM (adVtW)

304 Oh, my.

Krapernick just signed a Contract with Disney, to write and produce stories for all the Disney platforms, based on Race, and his story.

My guess is he is the new Goofy?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 01:52 PM (NgKpN)

305 If I were "The Professor" (real name Roy Hinkley) stuck on an island with Mary Ann and Ginger and my sexual competition was a lardass captain minutes away from a stroke, a stoner first mate who spent his days gobbling coconut cream pies and a rich dude with the sex appeal of Franklin Pangborn, you could be damned sure I wouldn't get off the island, either.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 01:48 PM (2JVJo)

Oh, professor! Do you think you can throw me a "bone" every now and again? Do be a Dear."

Posted by: Mrs. Howells at July 08, 2020 01:52 PM (gtdYu)

306 270 264 Jew hate runs DEEP in the AA Community

And they don't play well with Hispanics either
Posted by: It's me donna



There is a large community of Central Americans in my little part of NoVA. They don't have a particular high opinion of AA either. Neither do the African immigrants.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2020 01:53 PM (Cy6k3)

307 She needs to stand down

Stand up Tammy!

Posted by: Joey the paste eater at July 08, 2020 01:53 PM (Zmnko)

308 Ginger would make you feel happy before and during sex.

Mary Ann would make you feel happy, after.

Great girls, both of them. Love their different qualities.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:53 PM (ifmtJ)

309 The thing is there's a pretty significant subculture of joo hate in the white community as well. Part of it is jealousy, I think: Jews just seem to do better in life. Part of is just long-term cultural. Part of it is hate of God: Jesus is a Jew.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:53 PM (KZzsI)

310 Sadly, "If you take a shot at the King, you better not miss" now means "Instead of being hanged as a traitor, you get a million dollar book deal."

One thing I agree with our current Marxist tormentors: Plot a coup and fail? You're going to pay the ultimate price.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 08, 2020 01:53 PM (Kge8X)

311 Ah, so we're back to the joos are all bolsheviks, huh?

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2020 01:53 PM (gmo/4)

312 Krapernick just signed a Contract with Disney, to write and produce stories for all the Disney platforms, based on Race, and his story.


This is nauseating.

Posted by: Mrs. Howells at July 08, 2020 01:53 PM (gtdYu)

313 Duckworth should do the only responsible thing and strangle herself.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at July 08, 2020 01:36 PM (FrBWc)

She needs to stand down

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 08, 2020 01:43 PM (k/TB6)

I can't wait until it's time for her to run for office again.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2020 01:47 PM (EGyGV)


She's working on her stump speech.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2020 01:53 PM (VIIPP)

314 "Pissed me off, too. Is there ANYTHING the Reds themselves are actually guilty of? Anything at all?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2020 01:51 PM (VIIPP)"

Trading Mike Cameron and others for Ken Griffey Jr. Never a good move to mortgage your future for an aging star.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 08, 2020 01:54 PM (FCQR/)

315 BTW, the role of Ginger Grant was first offered to Jayne Mansfield, but her agent convinced her it was beneath her status as a star to appear on a TV show.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 01:54 PM (2JVJo)

316 >>She's working on her stump speech.


Oh, well done.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2020 01:54 PM (dXK4+)

317 Krapernick just signed a Contract with Disney, to write and produce stories for all the Disney platforms, based on Race, and his story.

So, it will be about his white mother giving him up for adoption and his being raised by White adoptive parents?

Posted by: Joey the paste eater at July 08, 2020 01:54 PM (Zmnko)

318 295 We're getting our Professor-Hate on. Mostly because yes, he was banging Mary Ann, and we aren't. The bastard.

I still preferred Ginger. She had an icy, high-maintenance vibe that appeals to me.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 01:51 PM (2JVJo)

I think he was banging both, which is why he didn't want to leave.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 01:54 PM (NgKpN)

319 Neither do the African immigrants.

All the African immigrants I know have a very low opinion of American blacks. Part of that is unfair: They only now what they see in popular culture, and hard working middle class ordinary American blacks never get the slightest portrayal outside of The Cosby Show.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

320 I posted this towards the end of Gorilla's rant:

I used to work for the US Army's Human Resources Command. Vindman didn't retire "due to political retaliation" by anyone. And Duck-duck goose had nothing to do with it either.

There was discussion among my former co-workers in Recruiting and Retention Support way back when Vindman started this nonsense. He was never going to get full bird. Damaged goods.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 08, 2020 01:54 PM (3H9h1)

321 "290 Tom Friedman of the dark and divisive New York Times says Biden shouldn't debate Trump unless he give two concessions ...

First, Biden should declare that he will take part in a debate only if Trump releases his tax returns for 2016 through 2018. Biden has already done so, and they are on his website. Trump must, too. No more gifting Trump something he can attack while hiding his own questionable finances.

And second, Biden should insist that a real-time fact-checking team approved by both candidates be hired by the nonpartisan Commission on Presidential Debates -- and that 10 minutes before the scheduled conclusion of the debate this team report on any misleading statements, phony numbers or outright lies either candidate had uttered. That way no one in that massive television audience can go away easily misled."

Trump should agree only if Biden will take a cognitive impairment/Alzheimer's test.

Seriously, the Presidential Debate Commission should just announce it has its rules established and Joe Dementia can show or not.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 08, 2020 01:55 PM (puu6v)

322 It's hard to make good arguments when you never have a leg to stand on.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 08, 2020 01:55 PM (FCQR/)

323 Trading Mike Cameron and others for Ken Griffey Jr. Never a good move to mortgage your future for an aging star.

Marge Schott has a lot to answer for as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

324
Ginger would make you feel happy before and during sex.

Mary Ann would make you feel happy, after.

Great girls, both of them. Love their different qualities.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 01:53 PM (ifmtJ)






Based on my own desiccated social life, I'd distill it down to "enthusiasm > skill".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2020 01:55 PM (EGyGV)

325 So, it will be about his white mother giving him up for adoption and his being raised by White adoptive parents?
Posted by: Joey the paste eater at July 08, 2020 01:54 PM (Zmnko)

'So much whitey whiteness. Maybe he should call it Almost Snow White.

Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 01:55 PM (Ed8Zd)

326 They didn't get rescued until the Movie.

Then they went back in the next movie.
Posted by: rd at July 08, 2020 01:52 PM (+0uDE)


IIRC, in the first movie they all went back to their previous lives, but couldn't cope with the modern world. Then they got together for a reunion cruise on the Minnow II, hit a storm and ended up back on the island again.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 01:55 PM (2JVJo)

327 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 08, 2020 01:52 PM (bkUtD)

Why does it have to be so complicated?

What can't I just share my not see opinions here without some alterior motive?

I mean, I am a Wendy's chef making $100,000 a year. I'm 6'8" with an 8" cock.

What should I be doing with me free time other than trying to educate subverted White on the dangers of Jews?

Posted by: Few know this Knowledge at July 08, 2020 01:55 PM (YCfoo)

328 "...Krapernick just signed a Contract with Disney,..."

Dear Lord how much more oppression can one man stand?
First Nike, then Netflix, now Disney.

Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 08, 2020 01:55 PM (w7KSn)

329 Fat indeed does not prohibit muscle mass.
Posted by: Someguy at July 08, 2020 01:51 PM (3mQPr)

It's just hidden

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 01:56 PM (gtdYu)

330 Oh noes, this is a Constitutional crisis! Who's going to replace him as the head of the U. S. Strategic Pastry Reserve?

Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 01:56 PM (eg1VI)

331 Maybe Putin or Xi will promote Vindman.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at July 08, 2020 01:56 PM (+Kpte)

332 Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 01:50 PM (hku12)

Fat indeed does not prohibit muscle mass.
Posted by: Someguy at July 08, 2020 01:51 PM (3mQPr)


Yep. If I recall, he was 22 years in, which means he enlisted around '66. Infantry. He was not to be messed with. Nice guy... for a First Sergeant, but it was not his way to talk about where he'd been and what he did, but we all knew what the unit patch and the CIB meant.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 01:56 PM (hku12)

333 No coincidence that the day Bearclaw retires Dunkin Donuts announced stor closings...

Posted by: Inogame at July 08, 2020 01:56 PM (+2xjH)

334 The words "formless blob" do not belong on the same post with the initials SMH.

Posted by: creeper at July 08, 2020 01:57 PM (XxJt1)

335 Mary Ann would make you feel happy, after.

Great girls, both of them. Love their different qualities.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Mary Ann would ride you, then cook you a big plate of fried chicken afterwards.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2020 01:57 PM (QFqpA)

336 307
She needs to stand down



Stand up Tammy!

Posted by: Joey the paste eater at July 08, 2020 01:53 PM (Zmnko)

She might kneed some help

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 08, 2020 01:57 PM (k/TB6)

337 280 they need a Killing Fields for the 21st Century.

-
Things that bug me. In that movie, the NYT journalist hero blames the Khmer Rouge genocide on the fact that we bombed them. We also bombed the Nazis. Do they get a free pass as well?
Posted by: WaPo



I read that the journalist actually made that speech, but before he died, he retracted it and admitted he was very wrong. That didn't get reported though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2020 01:57 PM (Cy6k3)

338 Krapernick just signed a Contract with Disney, to write and produce stories for all the Disney platforms, based on Race, and his story.

I doubt the guy can easily spell his own name, he's not writing or producing jack. Its a no-work job to throw money at him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:57 PM (KZzsI)

339 Krapernick just signed a Contract with Disney, to write and produce stories for all the Disney platforms, based on Race, and his story.

So, it will be about his white mother giving him up for adoption and his being raised by White adoptive parents?
Posted by: Joey the paste eater at July 08, 2020 01:54 PM (Zmnko)


Will there be a brief guest appearance by his black father, assuming anyone knows who he is?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2020 01:57 PM (VIIPP)

340 Bo Snerdly
@Bo Snerdley
a friend sent me this - it's both funny and tragic!

https://tinyurl.com/y963okld

Posted by: redridinghood at July 08, 2020 01:57 PM (wiXsO)

341 "Those poor people..."
-Thermians

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 01:57 PM (LvTSG)

342 305 If I were "The Professor" (real name Roy Hinkley) stuck on an island with Mary Ann and Ginger and my sexual competition was a lardass captain minutes away from a stroke, a stoner first mate who spent his days gobbling coconut cream pies and a rich dude with the sex appeal of Franklin Pangborn, you could be damned sure I wouldn't get off the island, either.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 01:48 PM (2JVJo)

Oh, professor! Do you think you can throw me a "bone" every now and again? Do be a Dear."
Posted by: Mrs. Howells at July 08, 2020 01:52 PM (gtdYu)

Skipper and Gilligan shared a Hut. Neither made any play for Ginger of Mary Anne.

Gilligan was Skipper's 'Little Buddy'.

Clear they were Gay. So no competition for the Prof. at all.

And note, the Prof was the ONLY one who had his own hut. Even after YEARS of being there?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 01:57 PM (NgKpN)

343 Bangem High....A spaghetti porn

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (pB6Gt)

344 Krapernick just signed a Contract with Disney, to write and produce stories for all the Disney platforms, based on Race, and his story.

-
Suggested title: Imaginary Nooses.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (+y/Ru)

345 I am finding it hard to decipher what Vindmans status was. At a certain point in a career you are going up before a promotion board.

The board determines who gets promoted.

If his packet was going before the board that is one thing. If he made the list that is another.

I can't get that basic info from the news because it's all about Trump and Duckworth to them. Vindmans promotion is just a McGuffin.

Posted by: blaster at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (Ieq1i)

346 Good. Hopefully he will rejoin his family in Russia.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (svbBD)

347 @idreesalli114

U.S. Defense official tells Reuters that Vindman had been approved by the Army Secretary McCarthy and Defense Secretary Esper to be on the promotion list was expected to be sent to the White House later this week.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (ZLI7S)

348 In fact at the absolute most extreme part of the curve, it's tough to build insane amounts of muscle mass without also having a decent amount of fat. Look at the most successful powerlifters like Zydrunas Savickas and Brian Shaw.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (FCQR/)

349 Seriously, the Presidential Debate Commission should just announce it has its rules established and Joe Dementia can show or not.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 08, 2020 01:55 PM (puu6v)

Joe can't debate, they know that more than we do.

So Team Joe is going to invent some Bullshit reason to not debate, and then he's going to dare Trump to do something about it. They'll be counting on people to be so disaffected and pissed off that they'll go for anything.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (Kpl3J)

350 292 Things that bug me. In that movie, the NYT journalist hero blames the Khmer Rouge genocide on the fact that we bombed them. We also bombed the Nazis. Do they get a free pass as well?
Posted by: WaPo at July 08, 2020 01:49 PM (+y/Ru)

Pissed me off, too. Is there ANYTHING the Reds themselves are actually guilty of? Anything at all?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2020 01:51 PM (VIIPP)

The question is "is there anything the US is NOT guilty of?" There is a current stupid view that the US, and the US alone, should have and could have stopped the Holocaust. Nobody else is ever really responsible.

Posted by: CN at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (ONvIw)

351 It's back!

So sick of the anti semitic concern troll.

Posted by: rd at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (+0uDE)

352 All the African immigrants I know have a very low opinion of American blacks. Part of that is unfair: They only now what they see in popular culture, and hard working middle class ordinary American blacks never get the slightest portrayal outside of The Cosby Show.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

I worked with an African dude and the word he used to describe the African American Community was "confused.'

I know what he meant and he was right.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (gtdYu)

353 Things that bug me. In that movie, the NYT journalist hero blames the Khmer Rouge genocide on the fact that we bombed them. We also bombed the Nazis. Do they get a free pass as well?
Posted by: WaPo at July 08, 2020 01:49 PM (+y/Ru)
+++++++++++
To be honest, he'd have had to blame communism. Can't do that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 08, 2020 01:59 PM (hYcqw)

354 Mary Ann would ride you, then cook you a big plate of fried chicken afterwards.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2020 01:57 PM (QFqpA)


I could use a woman like that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 01:59 PM (2JVJo)

355 343
Bangem High....A spaghetti porn

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (pB6Gt)

Rooster Cockburn

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 08, 2020 01:59 PM (k/TB6)

356 328 "...Krapernick just signed a Contract with Disney,..."

Dear Lord how much more oppression can one man stand?
First Nike, then Netflix, now Disney.
Posted by: attilla isn't so bad, really at July 08, 2020 01:55 PM (w7KSn)


Krapondick thought bubble: "Why did I waste my time trying to play football?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2020 01:59 PM (VIIPP)

357 "Hey, don't go harshing my mellow. We're getting our
Professor-Hate on. Mostly because yes, he was banging Mary Ann, and we
aren't. The bastard.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur"

Same reason everybody hates Ryan

Posted by: Ripley at July 08, 2020 01:59 PM (MxEKc)

358 Krapernick just signed a Contract with Disney, to write and produce stories for all the Disney platforms, based on Race, and his story.

So, it will be about his white mother giving him up for adoption and his being raised by White adoptive parents?
Posted by: Joey the paste eater at July 08, 2020 01:54 PM (Zmnko)

Will there be a brief guest appearance by his black father, assuming anyone knows who he is?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2020 01:57 PM (VIIPP)


The genetic black father skedaddled as soon as he learned the 19 year old Heidi was preggers.

Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 01:59 PM (Ed8Zd)

359 Oh, my.

Krapernick just signed a Contract with Disney, to write and produce stories for all the Disney platforms, based on Race, and his story.

My guess is he is the new Goofy?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 01:52 PM (NgKpN)


Obviously this is not the Dinsey of your youth.

Probably aren't too many big corps in the U.S. that are more committed to the Chicoms than Dinsey.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 01:59 PM (hku12)

360 335 Mary Ann would make you feel happy, after.

Great girls, both of them. Love their different qualities.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Mary Ann would ride you, then cook you a big plate of fried chicken afterwards.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2020 01:57 PM (QFqpA)

The American Dream, right there

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:00 PM (ifmtJ)

361 I would love to see his last 3 OER's

Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 08, 2020 02:00 PM (jsWA8)

362 315 BTW, the role of Ginger Grant was first offered to Jayne Mansfield, but her agent convinced her it was beneath her status as a star to appear on a TV show.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 01:54 PM (2JVJo)
=======

And in corollary trivia, I believe Tina Louise was the only original cast member who refused to do the reunion movie.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 08, 2020 02:00 PM (dfRN6)

363 I vote Maryanne.

Posted by: I'm out of the contest! at July 08, 2020 02:00 PM (buTO7)

364 All the African immigrants I know have a very low opinion of American blacks. Part of that is unfair: They only now what they see in popular culture, and hard working middle class ordinary American blacks never get the slightest portrayal outside of The Cosby Show.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:54

African immigrants watch a lot of T.V. and also don't read the news or go to the store or work jobs with American blacks?

They probably know more than what popular culture shows.

Besides, much of pop culture portrays our blacks as wise, smarter, and more successful than everyone else.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 02:00 PM (hVARR)

365
Same reason everybody hates Ryan
Posted by: Ripley at July 08, 2020 01:59 PM (MxEKc)





Too-shay.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2020 02:00 PM (EGyGV)

366 Kaep turned extreme because he didn't follow rule #1. You can't reason someone out of a position that they took because of getting pussy.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 08, 2020 02:00 PM (FCQR/)

367 >>Bangem High....A spaghetti porn



>>Rooster Cockburn


Anal : A Few Dollars More


Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2020 02:00 PM (dXK4+)

368 349 Seriously, the Presidential Debate Commission should just announce it has its rules established and Joe Dementia can show or not.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 08, 2020 01:55 PM (puu6v)

Joe can't debate, they know that more than we do.

So Team Joe is going to invent some Bullshit reason to not debate, and then he's going to dare Trump to do something about it. They'll be counting on people to be so disaffected and pissed off that they'll go for anything.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (Kpl3J)

==========

I like how the left thinks that they can just make demands of Trump for the debate and that's the last word.

"No, I'm not going to release my tax returns. I'll see you next Wednesday at 8."

"He's refusing to debate!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:00 PM (LvTSG)

369 I worked with an African dude and the word he used to describe the African American Community was "confused.'

I know what he meant and he was right.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (gtdYu)


The word I heard in a similar situation: "buffoons."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2020 02:00 PM (VIIPP)

370 Joe can't debate, they know that more than we do.

Yeah they'll keep stacking on conditions until Trump says "well that's not happening" then blame him fro being shy and not wanting to debate.

At least, that's their theory. I don't think its gonna work out that way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)

371 Why does the troll keep posting his personal stats, especially penis size? This isn't Grindr.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 08, 2020 02:01 PM (vg8iE)

372 Maryanne by a country mile.

Posted by: garrett at July 08, 2020 02:01 PM (dXK4+)

373 The question is "is there anything the US is NOT guilty of?" There is a current stupid view that the US, and the US alone, should have and could have stopped the Holocaust. Nobody else is ever really responsible.
Posted by: CN at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (ONvIw)

----

We should have bombed the evil Nazis like we bombed the poor innocent Japanese!

Posted by: Modern Snowflake at July 08, 2020 02:01 PM (+0uDE)

374 This pile of excrement needs to be sent to Alcatraz.
Yea deserted Alcatraz.
Vindmann's asshole does not deserve the affection of other prisoners-- who , no matter what else they may have done , have more honor than Vindmann.
We can drop Vindmann's bear claws in via drone.
Or
Just give the Vindmann a 45 with one low cal bullet

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at July 08, 2020 02:01 PM (JLq99)

375 Back to the front Center

Posted by: Metallica at July 08, 2020 02:02 PM (dXK4+)

376 So we're back to this again.

Posted by: Someguy at July 08, 2020 02:02 PM (3mQPr)

377 205
As expected, Cuomo spent today's press briefing chiding the worst-hit
states for allowing the virus to get so out of control. He claimed that
the outbreak around the country, which produced a record 60k+ new cases
reported on Tuesday, is now "putting New York's progress at risk.





Fuck you. Your citizens spread it to the rest of the country because
they are self important assholes just like you. You are personally
responsible for more death due to COVID than any other American.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at July 08, 2020 01:33 PM (dNzKv)



Just ONE TIME, I'd like Cuomo to have to face the same media Trump does and get 25 follow-up questions.



He'd self destruct and have a stroke.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 01:38 PM (gtdYu)


HAHAHAHAHAHA... That guy is never right.

Posted by: Governor Cuomo's 40K Tear Stained Respirators at July 08, 2020 02:02 PM (uBlW+)

378 And note, the Prof was the ONLY one who had his own hut. Even after YEARS of being there?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 01:57 PM (NgKpN)

His own hut--which Ginger, Mary Anne and --twice a year Mrs. Howells-- visited.
On those days that the Professor serviced Mrs. H, Ginger was blowing Mr. Howells.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 02:02 PM (gtdYu)

379 I did not center the blog.

Posted by: Modern Snowflake at July 08, 2020 02:02 PM (+0uDE)

380 Huh.

Posted by: Chris M at July 08, 2020 02:02 PM (eAZVt)

381 Oh, my.



Krapernick just signed a Contract with Disney, to write and produce
stories for all the Disney platforms, based on Race, and his story.



My guess is he is the new Goofy?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 01:52 PM (NgKpN)

Song of South Central

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 08, 2020 02:02 PM (k/TB6)

382 Krapernick just signed a Contract with Disney, to write and produce stories for all the Disney platforms, based on Race, and his story.

Grab it while you can. Theme parks down, movies down, cruises down, cable contracts down, concerts down...

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 02:02 PM (Lt1JN)

383 Tammy Duckworth will not duck the issues. She will stand up for what is right!

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2020 02:02 PM (TULSu)

384 And in corollary trivia, I believe Tina Louise was the only original cast member who refused to do the reunion movie.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 08, 2020 02:00 PM (dfRN6)


**nods**

She's consistently said the show ruined her life and career and hates to even talk about it.

As opposed to Al "Grandpa Munster" Lewis, who once said that the pleasure of going anywhere in the world and having kids and adults call him "Grandpa" far outweighed the fact that he was typecast for the rest of his life.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 02:02 PM (2JVJo)

385 The center cannot hold...

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 02:02 PM (hVARR)

386 Ha! In before it's posted! And centered as well!

Posted by: FrodoB-
All god's chillin' got meeps at July 08, 2020 02:02 PM (dQF3z)

387 X

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 08, 2020 02:03 PM (dPZ2a)

388 I sense an update...

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 02:03 PM (Lt1JN)

389 Based on my own desiccated social life, I'd distill it down to "enthusiasm > skill".
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 08, 2020 01:55 PM (EGyGV)

Mostly true, agreed

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:03 PM (ifmtJ)

390 I can't get that basic info from the news because it's all about Trump and Duckworth to them. Vindmans promotion is just a McGuffin.
Posted by: blaster at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (Ieq1i)


Political bias aside, it's almost impossible to find out anything factual from the enemedia.

Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2020 02:03 PM (y7DUB)

391 In fact at the absolute most extreme part of the curve, it's tough to build insane amounts of muscle mass without also having a decent amount of fat. Look at the most successful powerlifters like Zydrunas Savickas and Brian Shaw.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (FCQR/)


Offensive linemen in football. Guys at 350 lbs, running 4.5 - 4.7 40s. Look like they ate summo wrestlers for lunch, but as athletic as anybody on the field.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 02:03 PM (hku12)

392 The question is "is there anything the US is NOT guilty of?" There is a current stupid view that the US, and the US alone, should have and could have stopped the Holocaust. Nobody else is ever really responsible.
Posted by: CN at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (ONvIw)

One of the more irksome aspects of that bullshit is that the USA agreed to focus on Europe before putting full force into the Pacific. There were millions of US nationals in the Philippines, Guam and elsewhere being tortured, raped, worked to death and outright murdered by the Japanese when that decision, which ultimately was correct, was made.

Of course, the Japanese atrocities were caused by Americans, too, in the likely retelling.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 08, 2020 02:03 PM (puu6v)

393 I broke my vape tank, backup is malfunctioning and ordered replacement hasn't even been shipped yet. It's going to be a long week.

Posted by: creeper at July 08, 2020 02:03 PM (XxJt1)

394 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at July 08, 2020 02:03 PM (KNsKs)

395 MAGA! In that photo, is . . . is . . . Vindeman leaking? Yes, yes, I think I see that he is! He's leaking all over that keyboard! He's leaked so much it's mossy!

Posted by: starboardhelm at July 08, 2020 02:03 PM (yy4fX)

396 369
I worked with an African dude and the word he used to describe the African American Community was "confused.'



I know what he meant and he was right.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 01:58 PM (gtdYu)



The word I heard in a similar situation: "buffoons."


as memorialized in the well-known hit song "99 luftbuffoons".

Posted by: Anachronda at July 08, 2020 02:03 PM (v3pYe)

397 The genetic black father skedaddled as soon as he learned the 19 year old Heidi was preggers.

Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 01:59 PM (Ed8Zd)


Ah, the Barack Obama Sr. dipsy-doodle, using Greyhound as a contraceptive strategy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2020 02:03 PM (VIIPP)

398 Thank you Jack Straw.

So he had been approved by the board for promotion and was on the list.

Yeah, if I were Trump I would be pissed and every GO in Vindmans chain of command would be looking for work.

The guy testified against the President of the US for impeachment. And lost.

That the board promoted him says our military is very very sick.

Posted by: blaster at July 08, 2020 02:03 PM (Ieq1i)

399 It's much easier now for Tammy to find her center of gravity.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2020 02:03 PM (TULSu)

400 To be fair, that really was the job of the sailors who apparently were unable to repair a boat, but could build houses.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 01:46 PM (KZzsI)

...

Those houses weren't water tight though.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 08, 2020 02:04 PM (yL25O)

401 I posted this towards the end of Gorilla's rant:

I used to work for the US Army's Human Resources Command. Vindman didn't retire "due to political retaliation" by anyone. And Duck-duck goose had nothing to do with it either.

There was discussion among my former co-workers in Recruiting and Retention Support way back when Vindman started this nonsense. He was never going to get full bird. Damaged goods.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 08, 2020 01:54 PM (3H9h1)

Didn't everyone despise him, too?

Posted by: LASue at July 08, 2020 02:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

402 Political bias aside, it's almost impossible to find out anything factual from the enemedia.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 08, 2020 02:03 PM (y7DUB)
+++++++++++
The media - America's Cancer - is dedicated exclusively to spreading disinformation. If they say something true, it's an accident.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 08, 2020 02:04 PM (hYcqw)

403 And in corollary trivia, I believe Tina Louise was the only original cast member who refused to do the reunion movie.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher



Don't know why. Her run on Dallas was short lived.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2020 02:04 PM (QFqpA)

404 Speaking centered and squarely they should allow all people to speak their minds freely.

Come on NBA, come on NFL, express yourselves.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2020 02:04 PM (rQEdR)

405 Whoo hoo, now those stick figures upthread make sense!

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 08, 2020 02:04 PM (975xX)

406 the look on your face when you see your latest OER, and it ISN'T firewalled, with a lackluster written eval.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 08, 2020 02:04 PM (Lcq0D)

407 >>>45 In the Navy the "up or out" means you get 3 looks - 1 early, 1 "in zone" (expected career progression), and 1 "out of zone" (late). Generally if you don't get it in the first two looks, you have a low chance for the third.

I don't know if the Army does the same thing, but I bet it's similar.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer

...

Thanks for the detail. I believe that Vindman has been overlooked for promotion several times.

Posted by: Tom at July 08, 2020 02:04 PM (PbpT7)

408 Oooh, back to the centered thing.

Also, can this guy not iron a shirt for his retirement tweet?

Posted by: TexasDan at July 08, 2020 02:04 PM (yL25O)

409 So the blog is neither left or right?

Posted by: Dingbat at July 08, 2020 02:05 PM (PMMrm)

410 Ooooo...how centered. You guys keep referring to it but this is the first time I've actually seen it.

Posted by: creeper at July 08, 2020 02:05 PM (XxJt1)

411 Troll is a foreigner, he don't do english good

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 08, 2020 02:05 PM (/DRav)

412 Oh, that was a Christmas tree. Now I understand.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 02:05 PM (hVARR)

413 Again, we return to the center

( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:05 PM (ifmtJ)

414 It's be tough. Mary Anne is obviously the keeper, but no doubt you would wander off with Ginger on occassion. You'd probably start to feel guilty about cheating on Mary Anne. ..she treats you so well, after all. Cute as a button, good body, peppy, enthusiastic, positive, all but perfect. You'd resolve to stay away from Ginger, and succeed, for about two or three months. Then you'd weaken, step out with the aloof bimbo then fall into a pit of self loathing despair once again. It'd be very tough.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 08, 2020 02:05 PM (ja/kn)

415 damn it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:05 PM (ifmtJ)

416 Troll is a foreigner, he don't do english good
====

Or American public school alumnus

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 08, 2020 02:05 PM (vg8iE)

417 the idiot trashed his own career, bu shitting the nest.

no way in hell he was making full bird.

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 08, 2020 02:06 PM (Lcq0D)

418 Also, can this guy not iron a shirt for his retirement tweet?
Posted by: TexasDan at July 08, 2020 02:04 PM (yL25O)
+++++++++++
Why? He has no respect for any of the institutions he's worked to corrupt. Why should he have any respect for his audience or himself?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 08, 2020 02:06 PM (hYcqw)

419 Of course, the Japanese atrocities were caused by Americans, too, in the likely retelling.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 08, 2020 02:03 PM (puu6v)

Nobody else is responsible for their actions? Total bullshit from a bullshit generation.

Posted by: CN at July 08, 2020 02:06 PM (ONvIw)

420 One problem with Blacks is that their LOWEST are held up as examples of "authenticity"--and thus celebrated.

No other group does this.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 02:06 PM (gtdYu)

421 ...

That the board promoted him says our military is very very sick.

Posted by: blaster at July 08, 2020 02:03 PM (Ieq1i)


That they hired Ductwart is a leading indicator.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2020 02:06 PM (rQEdR)

422 My cock is way bigger than a measly 8"
Posted by: Few know this Knowledge

Okay so it will be noted in history books.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at July 08, 2020 02:06 PM (pB6Gt)

423 Vindman is Ukrainian for Assman.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 08, 2020 02:06 PM (r+sAi)

424 Someone should have told Tina Louise that Gilligan's Island perfectly matched her talent pool and she should have been glad to get the steady work outside a cocktail bar or strip club

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 02:06 PM (KZzsI)

425 All but one man died, there at Bitter Creek, and they say he ran away....

Maybe they'll do the whole broken sword thing at his retirement ceremony.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at July 08, 2020 02:07 PM (FTlwv)

426 Good riddance asshole.

Posted by: Timon at July 08, 2020 02:07 PM (bVXvi)

427 (.Y.)

Posted by: FrodoB-
Yep, I stole it at July 08, 2020 02:07 PM (dQF3z)

428 420 One problem with Blacks is that their LOWEST are held up as examples of "authenticity"--and thus celebrated.

No other group does this.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 02:06 PM (gtdYu)


Slowly but ever increasingly that's being busted down.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2020 02:07 PM (rQEdR)

429 I broke my vape tank, backup is malfunctioning and ordered replacement hasn't even been shipped yet. It's going to be a long week.
Posted by: creeper



My town's population is 29,000. I can't leave town without passing 6 vape shops.

You can't get a temporary unit?

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2020 02:07 PM (QFqpA)

430 Dude is reading the wrong side of the tape measure.

Yup, he's a foreigner.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 02:08 PM (hVARR)

431 Again, we return to the center

Not seeing it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 08, 2020 02:08 PM (r+sAi)

432 Okay so it will be noted in history books.

Inches, centimeters, who can tell the difference?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 02:08 PM (KZzsI)

433 Seriously this guys' shirt is a disaster.

Collar curling up, right sleeve crumpled at the edge.

If you dress for the job you want this guy would get passed over for assistant librarian.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 08, 2020 02:08 PM (yL25O)

434 I would have Trump up on a stage debating short video clips of Paste-Eatin' Retard Joe's past comments on all of the major issues.

Could be pretty interesting, especially since Joe has been pretty evil in the past on a lot of things.

Also throw in a few of his recent basement vids for comedy relief.

Stream the thing on the interwebz going around the MSM.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 08, 2020 02:08 PM (QARMO)

435 Ok, so according to Jack, he was on the promotion list.

Just not told yet.

But announced his retirement?

/facepalm

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 02:09 PM (NgKpN)

436 Probably watches "futbol", too.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 02:09 PM (hVARR)

437 Now, if you asked me to choose between Morticia Addams and Lily Munster, I don't know that I could. Morticia has that smoldering, barely contained sexual fire, but Lily has the Donna Reed high-heeled pumps domestic tiger-in-bed niche sewn up.

Probably both. The best and last night of my life.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 02:09 PM (2JVJo)

438 Yikes! Looking it up just now I see there were actually THREE Gilligan's Island reunion movies. I only remember the first one.

The more you know.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 08, 2020 02:09 PM (dfRN6)

439 Tater or LTC Bearclaw to be named sugar fairy at XiNN?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 08, 2020 02:09 PM (pw+jk)

440 Few Know This Comment is About to be Deleted.

Yet all the ones about what a douchebag you are will live in infamy. Feels nice, doesn't it douchebag.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 02:10 PM (uEbPt)

441 414
It's be tough. Mary Anne is obviously the keeper, but no doubt you would
wander off with Ginger on occassion. You'd probably start to feel
guilty about cheating on Mary Anne. ..she treats you so well, after all.
Cute as a button, good body, peppy, enthusiastic, positive, all but
perfect. You'd resolve to stay away from Ginger, and succeed, for about
two or three months. Then you'd weaken, step out with the aloof bimbo
then fall into a pit of self loathing despair once again. It'd be very
tough.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 08, 2020 02:05 PM (ja/kn)

It's not Maryanne or Ginger....It's Maryanne and Ginger!

Posted by: Roy Hinckley at July 08, 2020 02:10 PM (uBlW+)

442 So if Army HR command thought Vindman would not get promoted they were clearly wrong. The reporting says he was on the list. That means the board approved him.

There could be more to it. Typically, accepting a promotion means agreeing to 3 more years of service and accepting whatever assignment comes with it.

Posted by: blaster at July 08, 2020 02:10 PM (Ieq1i)

443 Probably both. The best and last night of my life.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 02:09 PM (2JVJo)
++++++++++
But what a way to go!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 08, 2020 02:10 PM (hYcqw)

444 By every standard known to man other than eye candy for men, Gilligan's Island was horrible. But memorable, they managed to make something that really sticks in your mind.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 02:11 PM (KZzsI)

445 She's consistently said the show ruined her life and career and hates to even talk about it.

A beautiful movie star is now remembered forever as a beautiful movie star.

There's no pleasing some people.

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 02:11 PM (KDCRD)

446 425
Am I the only one missing the Bearclaw joke? I didnt follow the
impeachment nonsense. Was there some testimony about him eating doubts
or something?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 08, 2020 02:07 PM (oFria)

__________

I saw Eating Doubts open for Karen Carpenter at the Hollywood Bowl in '71.

Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 02:11 PM (eg1VI)

447 So, who actually did get them off Gilligan's island?

I never saw the finale.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 02:11 PM (hVARR)

448 >>>Lt. Colonel Vindman Announces Retirement; Will Spend More Time With His Bearclaws and Hardening Arteries
No funnies while I am eating, please.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2020 02:11 PM (KnJdm)

449 Probably both. The best and last night of my life.

Yeah I think only a supernatural being like Herman and Gomez can possibly survive a night with those ladies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 02:11 PM (KZzsI)

450 444 So if Army HR command thought Vindman would not get promoted they were clearly wrong. The reporting says he was on the list. That means the board approved him.

There could be more to it. Typically, accepting a promotion means agreeing to 3 more years of service and accepting whatever assignment comes with it.
Posted by: blaster at July 08, 2020 02:10 PM (Ieq1i)

==========

JackStraw said there's a rumor that Vindmann wasn't going to be assigned to the Ukraine.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

451 Now, if you asked me to choose between Morticia Addams and Lily Munster, I don't know that I could. Morticia has that smoldering, barely contained sexual fire, but Lily has the Donna Reed high-heeled pumps domestic tiger-in-bed niche sewn up.

Probably both. The best and last night of my life.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 02:09 PM (2JVJo)

Morticia smoked, but Yvonne De Carlo was smoldering

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 02:12 PM (gtdYu)

452 Ginger is the hottie who wants to fool around without strings. She's hot and she knows it, she's constantly pursued. She doesn't want to be owned. She wants to get off and then go her own way, no strings attached.

Mary Ann, for all her good qualities, is the settle down kind of girl. Probably a strong jealous streak, too.

You have to weigh the pros and cons. Committing to Mary Anne means no Ginger. But not vice versa, if you're careful.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:12 PM (ifmtJ)

453 She was in the musical Lil Abner before Gilligan's Isle and a number of movies and shows after that. It's hard to judge her acting ability on one silly show.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 02:12 PM (oDRcK)

454 I saw Eating Doubts open for Karen Carpenter at the Hollywood Bowl in '71.
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 02:11 PM (eg1VI)

=====
*Golf Clap*

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 08, 2020 02:12 PM (dfRN6)

455 438 Now, if you asked me to choose between Morticia Addams and Lily Munster, I don't know that I could. Morticia has that smoldering, barely contained sexual fire, but Lily has the Donna Reed high-heeled pumps domestic tiger-in-bed niche sewn up.

Probably both. The best and last night of my life.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 02:09 PM (2JVJo)

For me? Morticia, hands down.

Now, for the Sci Fi geeks?

6? From Battlestar, or 7 of 9, from Trek?

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 02:12 PM (NgKpN)

456 449
So, who actually did get them off Gilligan's island?



I never saw the finale.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 02:11 PM (hVARR)

The writers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2020 02:12 PM (KnJdm)

457 Now that I think of it, The Munsters is the only show from the early 1960s that actually showed its married couple sharing the same bed.

Probably because, as monsters, they weren't considered real people.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 02:12 PM (2JVJo)

458 If the Howels were so rich, why are they on some 3 tour boat? It doesn't make sense!

Posted by: I'm out of the contest! at July 08, 2020 02:13 PM (buTO7)

459 There could be more to it. Typically, accepting a promotion means agreeing to 3 more years of service and accepting whatever assignment comes with it.
Posted by: blaster


So you're saying he was bound for the Antarctic Special Forces ?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 08, 2020 02:13 PM (L6ZYH)

460 Generally I prefer larger men. I find the Cable Guy appealing! But Vindmann is just sleepy and his horrible personality seeps through, making him repulsive.

Posted by: Chillin the most at July 08, 2020 02:13 PM (lonOK)

461 That is the fattest O-4 I ever saw.

He is a Lieutenant Colonel. Pretty sure that is O-5.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 08, 2020 02:13 PM (8IOEj)

462 By every standard known to man other than eye candy for men, Gilligan's Island was horrible. But memorable, they managed to make something that really sticks in your mind.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 02:11 PM (KZzsI)

The creator Sherwood Schwartz also created The Brady Bunch, so he knew what he was doing.
Stupid shit sells.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 02:13 PM (gtdYu)

463 438 Now, if you asked me to choose between Morticia Addams and Lily Munster, I don't know that I could. Morticia has that smoldering, barely contained sexual fire, but Lily has the Donna Reed high-heeled pumps domestic tiger-in-bed niche sewn up.

Probably both. The best and last night of my life.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 02:09 PM (2JVJo)

All men die. But not all men die that well.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:14 PM (ifmtJ)

464 6? From Battlestar, or 7 of 9, from Trek?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 02:12 PM (NgKpN)


7 of 9. 6 was too skinny, and she's a crazy robot.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2020 02:14 PM (wCmLp)

465 > Probably both. The best and last night of my life.

Yeah I think only a supernatural being like Herman and Gomez can possibly survive a night with those ladies
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 02:11 PM (KZzsI)


I mean, this is just common sense.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 02:14 PM (t+qrx)

466 465 6? From Battlestar, or 7 of 9, from Trek?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 02:12 PM (NgKpN)

7 of 9. 6 was too skinny, and she's a crazy robot.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 08, 2020 02:14 PM (wCmLp)

=========

Retort:

6 was a crazy robot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

467 Rickb, my stubborn has kicked in. I'm not throwing any more money at this pathetic addiction than I absolutely have to.

Anyway, it'll be a good reminder not to try removing a glass tank from the battery with water pump pliers.

Posted by: creeper at July 08, 2020 02:14 PM (XxJt1)

468 Charlene Holt or Angie Dickinson?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2020 02:14 PM (FeOTH)

469 They all died when the boat crashed, and it was actually all a dream, right?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 02:14 PM (hVARR)

470 f the Howels were so rich, why are they on some 3 tour boat? It doesn't make sense!
Posted by: I'm out of the contest! at July 08, 2020 02:13 PM (buTO7)

He was negotiating to buy the Boat Service from The Captain and wanted to see how it ran.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (gtdYu)

471 Chairborne! All the way!

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (C1Lsn)

472 470 They all died when the boat crashed, and it was actually all a dream, right?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 02:14 PM (hVARR)

=========

They were in Purgatory, paying for their sins so they could go to Heaven.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

473 There could be more to it. Typically, accepting a promotion means agreeing to 3 more years of service and accepting whatever assignment comes with it.

Posted by: blaster at July 08, 2020 02:10 PM (Ieq1i)


Col. Vindman, in acknowledgment of you great service to this country CIC Trump has dictated this special assignment to you.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (rQEdR)

474 "Even on Gilligans island they listened to the professor" which I guess is suppsoe to be some clever slam on Trump in favor of science or something."

The Professor graduated from some random state school (seriously, it's part of the character bios). Thurston Howell III was a Harvard grad.

So what they're saying is they didn't listen to the Ivy Leaguer.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (naEeR)

475 Didn't it turn out The Munsters was social commentary And The Munsters were stand-ins for black people moving in to white neighborhoods? Was my life better before I knew this? Yes.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (uEbPt)

476 About 1/2 of all Lieutenant Colonel's are mustered out as a matter of course. A Lt. Col. who fancies the President works for 'the Interagency' is a fine candidate for discharge.

Posted by: Art Deco at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (1BrBu)

477 We are so proud of Lt Vinderman, so proud that he stood up to that evil racist Trump.] If Joe Bidem is elected he be should promoted 20 star general immediately !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at July 08, 2020 02:16 PM (qM84C)

478 But Vindmann is just sleepy and his horrible personality seeps through, making him repulsive.

Its not so much that he's chubby its that he's soft and oily, and a sneaky git

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 02:16 PM (KZzsI)

479 477 There could be more to it. Typically, accepting a promotion means agreeing to 3 more years of service and accepting whatever assignment comes with it.

Posted by: blaster at July 08, 2020 02:10 PM (Ieq1i)


Col. Vindman, in acknowledgment of you great service to this country CIC Trump has dictated this special assignment to you.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (rQEdR)

==========

Frontline combat in Portland.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

480 Black dude on my street (only one as far as I know) has a Trump sticker on his truck. His neighbor, a typical middle aged white Karen and her pussy whipped Spinoni husband has a BLM sign on the lawn and a Subaru with all sorts of left wing stickers on it.


Sounds like a good idea for a TV Series!

Posted by: Sherwood Schwartz at July 08, 2020 02:16 PM (gtdYu)

481 I saw Eating Doubts open for Karen Carpenter at the Hollywood Bowl in '71.
Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 02:11 PM

We've only ate a bun...

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2020 02:16 PM (TULSu)

482 6? From Battlestar, or 7 of 9, from Trek?
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 02:12 PM (NgKpN)
+++++++++++
7 of 9 was hotter, but 6 was sultry and dangerous.

I'll take 6, with a Kandyse McClure chaser.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 08, 2020 02:16 PM (hYcqw)

483 484 Black dude on my street (only one as far as I know) has a Trump sticker on his truck. His neighbor, a typical middle aged white Karen and her pussy whipped Spinoni husband has a BLM sign on the lawn and a Subaru with all sorts of left wing stickers on it.


Sounds like a good idea for a TV Series!
Posted by: Sherwood Schwartz at July 08, 2020 02:16 PM (gt

=========

A murder mystery.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

484 Kick the bigot

pCJoC

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2020 02:16 PM (KnJdm)

485 Lily Munster. Morticia looks like Squeaky Fromme.

Posted by: Zod at July 08, 2020 02:16 PM (XzT/D)

486 475 470 They all died when the boat crashed, and it was actually all a dream, right?
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 02:14 PM (hVARR)

=========

They were in Purgatory, paying for their sins so they could go to Heaven.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

But enough about shitty tv shows like LOST!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:17 PM (ifmtJ)

487 Black dude on my street (only one as far as I know) has a Trump sticker on his truck. His neighbor, a typical middle aged white Karen and her pussy whipped Spinoni husband has a BLM sign on the lawn and a Subaru with all sorts of left wing stickers on it.


Sounds like a good idea for a TV Series!
Posted by: Sherwood Schwartz at July 08, 2020 02:16 PM (gtdYu)


I already optioned it

Posted by: Norman Lear at July 08, 2020 02:17 PM (gtdYu)

488 Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (uEbPt)

How did they explain Marilyn?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2020 02:17 PM (FeOTH)

489 The Munsters were really the Munsteins.

Posted by: Few Know The Munsters Were Jews at July 08, 2020 02:17 PM (dPZ2a)

490 490 They were in Purgatory, paying for their sins so they could go to Heaven.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

But enough about shitty tv shows like LOST!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:17 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

I was talking about the last episode of Seinfeld!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

491 Didn't it turn out The Munsters was social commentary And The Munsters were stand-ins for black people moving in to white neighborhoods? Was my life better before I knew this? Yes.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (uEbPt)


Considering The Munsters was produced by the same people who did Leave It To Beaver, I have my doubts about that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 02:17 PM (2JVJo)

492 >>a typical middle aged white Karen and her pussy whipped Spinoni husband has a BLM sign on the lawn

Karen Kravitz.

Posted by: Zod at July 08, 2020 02:17 PM (XzT/D)

493 Ignore.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

494 Death from the keyboard! We're meepin now!

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at July 08, 2020 02:18 PM (Su9Le)

495 >>Another former NFL player spews anti-Semite propaganda. Hmm, I wonder how far the Joo H8 rabbit trail goes in pro sports? NFL, NBA? Frankly I think they need to let there Mein Kampf freak flag fly! Self identify now! Maybe get a gig with the DNC Or MSNBC (birm)!


OK, now do the DNC. #BLM. The Women's March. "The Squad". . .

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2020 02:18 PM (bDqIh)

496 Brian Shelter and that's Lt. Col. to you Vindman are cry buddies. They get together with their taboo My Pillows and let the tears flow.

Posted by: JuJuBee at July 08, 2020 02:18 PM (COzlW)

497 469 Charlene Holt or Angie Dickinson?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2020 02:14 PM (FeOTH)

And

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:18 PM (ifmtJ)

498 451 444 So if Army HR command thought Vindman would not get promoted they were clearly wrong. The reporting says he was on the list. That means the board approved him.

There could be more to it. Typically, accepting a promotion means agreeing to 3 more years of service and accepting whatever assignment comes with it.
Posted by: blaster at July 08, 2020 02:10 PM (Ieq1i)

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JackStraw said there's a rumor that Vindmann wasn't going to be assigned to the Ukraine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:11 PM (LvTSG)

Yeah, the decision to retire may have been based on his future assignment.

No General would want this weasel in his command.

And the Military does have shithole commands. Hell, my first ship the first thing they asked you when you transferred onboard was 'who'd you piss off' (and yes, I had).

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 02:18 PM (NgKpN)

499 They were in Purgatory, paying for their sins so they could go to Heaven.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

But enough about shitty tv shows like LOST!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:17 PM (ifmtJ)


That's also the story of Jacob's Ladder, which is a good movie even if it's got Tim Robbins in it.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 02:18 PM (t+qrx)

500 499 Trying.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 08, 2020 02:18 PM (C1Lsn)

501 He's what Pajama Boy looks like when attaining middle age.
Posted by: kathysaysso


He went in as...Pajama Boy.

He retired as...Pajama Man.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at July 08, 2020 02:18 PM (vcOmj)

502 He was negotiating to buy the Boat Service from The Captain and wanted to see how it ran.

This actually makes sense, I could totally see them doing so on a whim. The Howells were really likable characters, but their main problem seemed to be boredom

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

503 Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (uEbPt)

Really? Because it seems a bit rude an patronizing for white writers to compare a Frankenstein Family along with Count Dracula to Blacks moving into the suburbs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 02:18 PM (oDRcK)

504 445 By every standard known to man other than eye candy for men, Gilligan's Island was horrible. But memorable, they managed to make something that really sticks in your mind.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 02:11 PM (KZzsI)


It was silly entertainment, and clearly did not take itself seriously.

Unlike the bozos who are now in Hollywood, who all think they're serious actors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 08, 2020 02:19 PM (VIIPP)

505 Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa??????

Some nine-year-old has access to his mom's laptop and thinks he's "trolling".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 08, 2020 02:19 PM (naEeR)

506 495 490 They were in Purgatory, paying for their sins so they could go to Heaven.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

But enough about shitty tv shows like LOST!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:17 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

I was talking about the last episode of Seinfeld!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:17 PM (LvTSG)

*bites tongue*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:19 PM (ifmtJ)

507 Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (uEbPt)

It pains me to have to say this, but ALL sitcoms until at least the 90s were blatant social commentary and outright brainwashing. Every single one since Father Knows Best.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 02:19 PM (hVARR)

508 >>But enough about shitty tv shows like LOST!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:17 PM (ifmtJ)

The groovy underground compound? Filmed in Zod's Caribbean retreat.

Posted by: Zod at July 08, 2020 02:19 PM (XzT/D)

509 There is nothing in this Lt. Col's demeanor, posture or bearing that says "military" to me.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at July 08, 2020 02:19 PM (z79tQ)

510 @453...solid analysis. Toggling between them for as long as possible is the way to go. But toggling requires ever bigger and more frequent lies to Mary Anne, which will be hard to keep straight and tough on your conscience. Fib to Ginger? Who cares?, she's not listening anyway. But lie to Mary Anne, who is willing to do almost anything to help you be a good and decent man? Aw, Christ...can a man get a drink and some peace and fucking quiet on this fucking island?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 08, 2020 02:19 PM (ja/kn)

511 497 Didn't it turn out The Munsters was social commentary And The Munsters were stand-ins for black people moving in to white neighborhoods? Was my life better before I knew this? Yes.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (uEbPt)

Considering The Munsters was produced by the same people who did Leave It To Beaver, I have my doubts about that.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 02:17 PM (2JVJo)

Couldn't be. the Munster Mobile was kickin!

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 02:19 PM (NgKpN)

512 469 Charlene Holt or Angie Dickinson?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2020 02:14 PM

Angie Dickinthat. What a babe.

Posted by: Minnfidel at July 08, 2020 02:20 PM (TULSu)

513 And the Military does have shithole commands. Hell, my first ship the first thing they asked you when you transferred onboard was 'who'd you piss off' (and yes, I had).

In many ways, this is the story of The Caine Mutiny

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

514 505 They were in Purgatory, paying for their sins so they could go to Heaven.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (LvTSG)

But enough about shitty tv shows like LOST!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:17 PM (ifmtJ)

That's also the story of Jacob's Ladder, which is a good movie even if it's got Tim Robbins in it.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 02:18 PM (t+qrx)

Agreed.

Arlington Road is the best Tim Robbins movie.
The good guys win in the end.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:20 PM (ifmtJ)

515 He retired as...Pajama Man.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at July 08, 2020 02:18 PM (vcOmj)


I think Billy Joel wrote a song about that guy.

Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 02:20 PM (t+qrx)

516 How about Trump's stunning and brave (nay, traitorous coward) Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Gen. Milley, next?

Posted by: ShainS at July 08, 2020 02:20 PM (MeXPd)

517 Most Nazis are closeted Homos. Including our current Nazi troll.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2020 02:20 PM (FeOTH)

518 How did they explain Marilyn?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2020 02:17 PM (FeOTH)


Marilyn was the daughter of Lily's sister.

In the reboot, 1313 Mockingbird Lane, it was established that Lily and Herman took Marilyn because her mother was going to eat the baby.

Lily's brother - Grandpa's son - made an appearance in one episode of the original show and turned out to be a werewolf.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 02:20 PM (2JVJo)

519 Try harder, troll

Be better

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:21 PM (ifmtJ)

520 >>Black dude on my street (only one as far as I know) has a Trump sticker on his truck. His neighbor, a typical middle aged white Karen and her pussy whipped Spinoni husband has a BLM sign on the lawn and a Subaru with all sorts of left wing stickers on it.



"Karen" hasn't yet figured out that "Karens" are hated by non-white activists, and the normalizing of the Karen meme is about normalizing this hatred for them. That BLM sign will not make them like you.

See recent scapegoating of white women for terror against black men by Charles Blow and Karen Attiah.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2020 02:21 PM (bDqIh)

521 Charlene Holt or Angie Dickinson?

I've been watching some Alfred Hitchcock Hour episodes on YouTube, and notice a lot of familiar faces. Angie Dickinson shows up in one ... with James Mason!

Posted by: spindrift at July 08, 2020 02:21 PM (h5TKJ)

522 523 Try harder, troll

Be better
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:21 PM (ifmtJ)

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Try harder to get past the autobanning?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:21 PM (LvTSG)

523 That's also the story of Jacob's Ladder, which is a good movie even if it's got Tim Robbins in it.
Posted by: hogmartin at July 08, 2020 02:18 PM (t+qrx)

Agreed.

Arlington Road is the best Tim Robbins movie.
The good guys win in the end.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 08, 2020 02:20 PM (ifmtJ)

That's terrible, Mark!

Great movie though.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 08, 2020 02:21 PM (6xA3t)

524 525 Charlene Holt or Angie Dickinson?

I've been watching some Alfred Hitchcock Hour episodes on YouTube, and notice a lot of familiar faces. Angie Dickinson shows up in one ... with James Mason!
Posted by: spindrift at July 08, 2020 02:21 PM (h5TKJ)

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"Lolita!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

525 448
So, who actually did get them off Gilligan's island?



I never saw the finale.


as i recall (it's been a while), they did, in fact, get off the island, but wound up marooned again.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 08, 2020 02:22 PM (sGtp+)

526 Were having our first 100 degree day here in ABQ, monsoon is in a holding pattern.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 08, 2020 02:22 PM (/DRav)

527 Didn't it turn out The Munsters was social commentary And The Munsters were stand-ins for black people moving in to white neighborhoods? Was my life better before I knew this? Yes.
Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 02:15 PM (uEbPt)

The idea of accepting people who looked different was the message at that time--but they didn't hit you over the head with it.
For more evidence, see Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, from the same time period.

Posted by: Norman Lear at July 08, 2020 02:22 PM (gtdYu)

528 IO asm, rdewtyiortikbngh!

Posted by: Thick Fingers Vindman sans spellcheck at July 08, 2020 02:22 PM (e1mEI)

529 526 I liked both the Lost and Seinfeld finales. There I said it. Fuck all yall.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 08, 2020 02:21 PM (oFria)

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Lost's finale is a mishmash of stuff because the writers had no idea what they were doing.

Seinfeld's ending is perfect.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:22 PM (LvTSG)

530 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 02:20 PM (2JVJo)

Yes I know that. I meant If the Munsters were a stand in for a black family what was her role in that social commentary?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2020 02:22 PM (FeOTH)

531 It's kind of weird having DeSean Jackson here in the comments with us. Shouldn't he be working out?

Posted by: t-bird at July 08, 2020 02:23 PM (UMXod)

532 Off Norman Lear sock

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 02:23 PM (gtdYu)

533 The "Karen" phenom is being used by clever, patient, antagonistic blacks to maneuver white women into situations and then hysteria...and the consequences that come from that.

It's a game.

Posted by: Zod at July 08, 2020 02:23 PM (XzT/D)

534 If the professor was so smart, why, after the first two times Gilligan fucked up a rescue attempt, he didn't kill him?

Posted by: Bruce at July 08, 2020 02:23 PM (vd8XM)

535 That's why the SA leadership had to go. Adolf could swing a dead cat around an SA gathering without hitting a fag.

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2020 02:24 PM (gmo/4)

536 I liked the Seinfeld finale, it was perfect. Same with the Sopranos.

Never saw Lost, and what I heard didn't interest me in any way to do so.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

537
Didn't it turn out The Munsters was social commentary And The Munsters were stand-ins for black people moving in to white neighborhoods?


The Munsters were Universal's attempt to capitalize on their monster properties when they made a resurgence after being syndicated to local T stations in the early 60s.

These syndication packages are what led to the birth of many of the local Horror Hosts that made TV of our youth so much fun.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2020 02:24 PM (oVJmc)

538 540 If the professor was so smart, why, after the first two times Gilligan fucked up a rescue attempt, he didn't kill him?
Posted by: Bruce at July 08, 2020 02:23 PM (vd8XM)

=========

Misinterpretation:

The professor kept giving key tasks to Gilligan knowing that he would screw up so that the professor could stay on the island.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

539 That fat fuck is a disgrace to the uniform.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 08, 2020 02:25 PM (Te+64)

540 I had to quit the Vindemane Folies to run the weedeater for an hour. I usually hum Flight Of The Valkyries when I run the weedeater. And to think Wagner had to IMAGINE the helicopters! I bet he never made the weedeater connection. Good piece of music though. So just think if I had Vindemane's retirement, and mine is less than his will be. But I earned mine.

Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 02:25 PM (XhWtx)

541 Any Leftist politicos denounce Ilan Omar yet? No? Oh, the press hasn't asked them.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 08, 2020 02:25 PM (r+sAi)

542 He has the remnant of a cold sore on his lower lip.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 08, 2020 02:25 PM (djXpG)

543 >>The "Karen" phenom is being used by clever, patient, antagonistic blacks to maneuver white women into situations and then hysteria...and the consequences that come from that.

It's a game.
- - - -


YUP

They hate you, they really hate you, Karens!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 08, 2020 02:25 PM (bDqIh)

544 That's also the story of Jacob's Ladder, which is a good movie even if it's got Tim Robbins in it.

Best Time Robbins movie: Erik the Viking.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 08, 2020 02:25 PM (naEeR)

545 Universal Monsters Syndication package:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_Theater

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2020 02:25 PM (oVJmc)

546 Tammy Duckworth is having a bad day.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at July 08, 2020 02:26 PM (I99aF)

547 I'd bet LTC Bearclaw was on the receiving end of a number of heated phone calls demanding he bail... or else.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 08, 2020 02:26 PM (3H9h1)

548 545 That fat fuck is a disgrace to the uniform.
Posted by: LGoPs at July 08, 2020 02:25 PM (Te+64)


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This^^^^ in more ways than one.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 08, 2020 02:26 PM (jUVms)

549 Yes I know that. I meant If the Munsters were a stand in for a black family what was her role in that social commentary?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2020 02:22 PM (FeOTH)


Oh, sorry. I don't know.

Maybe she represented the one trying to assimilate, but was never accepted by society because she wouldn't deny her own family?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 08, 2020 02:26 PM (2JVJo)

550 The James Madison @ 545, all this time we thought it was Gilligan and the Skipper and it was really Gilligan and the professor.

Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 02:26 PM (XhWtx)

551 Three years later, a big fat PBY comes down and starts to pick us up.

Posted by: Gilligan talking to Hooper and Brody at July 08, 2020 02:26 PM (h5TKJ)

552 Brady Bunch was a really bad show too, but again eye candy and memorable for some reason. But I think there is a place for really stupid, funny TV shows that nobody even considers making any more.

The professor kept giving key tasks to Gilligan knowing that he would screw up so that the professor could stay on the island.

Again, not an unreasonable theory, given the setting and context.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

553 "Time" should be "Tim"

Can't even blame autocorrupt.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 08, 2020 02:26 PM (naEeR)

554 I hate it when they go off their meds.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 08, 2020 02:27 PM (jUVms)

555 Lost was amazing, and I'll watch it all again some day.

And yes, it's true the writers were literally making it up on the fly.

A coherent ending isn't easy when you do that. But it sure was fun.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 02:27 PM (hVARR)

556 545 540 If the professor was so smart, why, after the first two times Gilligan fucked up a rescue attempt, he didn't kill him?
Posted by: Bruce at July 08, 2020 02:23 PM (vd8XM)

=========

Misinterpretation:

The professor kept giving key tasks to Gilligan knowing that he would screw up so that the professor could stay on the island.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:24 PM (LvTSG)

Bingo, Professor Moriarity, I mean Hinkley, needed a fall guy, a scape goat, someone to blame his pre planned failures on.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 02:27 PM (NgKpN)

557 Huck Follywood left a link the other day about Vindman that led me down a rabbit hole showing how deep the rot is at West Point and the military leadership in general.

Thanks to that JEF SCOAMF.

Posted by: FloridaMban at July 08, 2020 02:27 PM (r28kI)

558 Cleanup @ 536

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at July 08, 2020 02:27 PM (qZdIZ)

559 Franz Liebkin sounds like he has a yeast infection today.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2020 02:27 PM (oVJmc)

560 Damnit 544.

Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 02:27 PM (XhWtx)

561 The idea of accepting people who looked different was the message at that time--but they didn't hit you over the head with it.
For more evidence, see Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, from the same time period.

Today, the message is to never associate with anyone different from you! PROGRESS!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 08, 2020 02:27 PM (naEeR)

562 McChrystal will hire him.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 08, 2020 02:27 PM (3SIUH)

563 Actually, I'm thinking back to my retirement certificate and I'm pretty sure it was signed by some admiral. Not that I gave a crap. At least it wasn't Obama.
Posted by: RobertM at July 08, 2020 01:39 PM (lEqw+)


Uhh. I certify that RobertM needs to report for a, uhm, special retirement inspection. Bring assless chaps.

Posted by: Barack Obama at July 08, 2020 02:27 PM (ZGrMX)

564 Don't feed the racist troll.

Posted by: Cheri at July 08, 2020 02:27 PM (oiNtH)

565 White Sugar Fragility: Why it's so hard for Lt Col Vindman to stop eating bear claws

Posted by: Pine Barrens at July 08, 2020 02:28 PM (BSR0Z)

566 When did television series start doing "finale" episodes? Didn't most of them pre-MASH just go off the air? (MASH is the first show I remember doing a big SERIES FINALE!! thing)

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 08, 2020 02:28 PM (gaFth)

567 Please sweep up VlWse.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 02:28 PM (ElqsY)

568 530 448
So, who actually did get them off Gilligan's island?



I never saw the finale.

as i recall (it's been a while), they did, in fact, get off the island, but wound up marooned again.
Posted by: Anachronda at July 08, 2020 02:22 PM (sGtp+)

...

IN SPACE

Posted by: TexasDan at July 08, 2020 02:28 PM (yL25O)

569 That's also the story of Jacob's Ladder, which is a good movie even if it's got Tim Robbins in it.

Best Time Robbins movie: Erik the Viking.


I really liked both. Jacob's Ladder really creeped me out, but I wonder if its as good knowing now what it was about. The whole "what the hell is going on???" thing was very effective first pass.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

570 The Karen meme is the most honest the Left have been what they think about women since they said they said Sarah Palin was an ugly idiot they wanted to gang rape.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 02:28 PM (dPZ2a)

571 Vindman didn't go to West Point. But your point still stands.

Posted by: Seems Legit at July 08, 2020 02:29 PM (jUVms)

572 >>Best Time Robbins movie: Erik the Viking.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 08, 2020 02:25 PM (naEeR)

Best Tim Robbins movie: Shawshank, with him choking on methane fumes in the sewer-pipe and dying in a puddle of subterranean filth.

Posted by: Zod at July 08, 2020 02:29 PM (XzT/D)

573 I watched part of an episode of The A Team the other day. That was sillier than Gilligan's Island and The Brady Bunch combined.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2020 02:29 PM (FeOTH)

574 Brady Bunch was a really bad show too, but again eye candy and memorable for some reason. But I think there is a place for really stupid, funny TV shows that nobody even considers making any more.

To quote Duckman: "And now I must leave you, as the Brady Bunch is on, and I find four of those children incredibly arousing"

Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 08, 2020 02:29 PM (naEeR)

575 484:but 6 was sultry and dangerous.

I'll take 6, with a Kandyse McClure chaser.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



If #6 was Grace Park and including Kandyse McClure? Yes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at July 08, 2020 02:29 PM (Cy6k3)

576 He is a Lieutenant Colonel. Pretty sure that is O-5.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 08, 2020 02:13 PM (8IOEj)

He got hungry and ate the fifth "O"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 08, 2020 02:29 PM (ARu41)

577 563 Lost was amazing, and I'll watch it all again some day.

And yes, it's true the writers were literally making it up on the fly.

A coherent ending isn't easy when you do that. But it sure was fun.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 02:27 PM (hVARR)

==========

The negotiated with the network after season 3 in order to come up with a way to end the show after three more seasons, and the writers still had no idea what to do.

I found it increasingly tiresome as it went on, and there's really no excuse for that ending.

Endings are some of the most important things in storytelling. They ultimately point to the actual point of the story itself, highlighting ironies or morals intended. The mishmash of nonsense that is the ending of Lost is a team of writers with years of work having no idea what their show is actually about.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

578 522 How did they explain Marilyn?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2020 02:17 PM (FeOTH)

Marilyn was the daughter of Lily's sister.

IN the 60's, my family lived next to a family known as The Richardson's. Dad owned a construction business, but was a raging alcoholic. Mom had been a southern belle long ago, but had turned into a psychotic fruitcake. (even as a kid I saw it easily) Larry was my age and completely insane - oh, he had a talent for making you laugh, but I could go on about what he did, like putting a potato in his dad's tailpipe one morning and then getting my brother and it to stand there and watch, until his hungover dad came boiling out of the car and tried to catch Larry and whip him in the front yard while Larry ran in circles screaming and hooting.... typical day at that house.

So anyway they had an older, teenaged daughter, who we all called Marilyn. (real name Lori) It fit so well that everyone who heard it said "Oh yeah, Marilyn."

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2020 02:29 PM (Kpl3J)

579 VlWse
bigot is back

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 08, 2020 02:30 PM (KnJdm)

580 I usually hum Flight Of The Valkyries when I run the weedeater.

Posted by: Eromero at July 08, 2020 02:25 PM

LOL

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 02:30 PM (hVARR)

581 574 When did television series start doing "finale" episodes? Didn't most of them pre-MASH just go off the air? (MASH is the first show I remember doing a big SERIES FINALE!! thing)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 08, 2020 02:28 PM (gaFth)

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I remember a Mary Tyler Moore Show finale.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 08, 2020 02:30 PM (dfRN6)

582 I watched part of an episode of The A Team the other day.

Yeah the A-Team was just horrible. I couldn't stand that turd even as a kid. I never liked CHIPs either, it was so blatantly a product.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 02:30 PM (KZzsI)

583 Nood

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 08, 2020 02:30 PM (k/TB6)

584
So, who actually did get them off Gilligan's island?



It was in a TV movie that is now in public domain, Rescue from Gilligan's Island.


Gilligan finds a piece of a Russian satellite that allows the Professor to fix his barometer, and they detect a massive storm coming that sweeps their hut out into the shipping lanes, where they are rescued:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knycKVadI0M

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 08, 2020 02:30 PM (oVJmc)

585 448
So, who actually did get them off Gilligan's island?
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They built a raft and it started falling apart because Gilligan should have been shot on day one.

Posted by: I'm out of the contest! at July 08, 2020 02:30 PM (buTO7)

586 577 I really liked both. Jacob's Ladder really creeped me out, but I wonder if its as good knowing now what it was about. The whole "what the hell is going on???" thing was very effective first pass.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

=========

Yeah, I knew the layers of reality going on when I first saw it, and I think it diminished the effect on me.

Still, it doesn't bother me. Stories entirely built on surprise don't have great shelf lives. It was good and well built, though, so it was more than just the twist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:31 PM (LvTSG)

587 Gilligan's Island was horrible.

-
The episode when they blew out the volcano like a candle was Biden level science.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 08, 2020 02:31 PM (+y/Ru)

588 Vindmans greatest accomplishment in the army was never missing a date with the chow line.

Posted by: Fritz at July 08, 2020 02:31 PM (+ThNx)

589 I met Michael Lookinland (Bobby Brady) - Guy was a dick.

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2020 02:31 PM (gmo/4)

590 >>I found it increasingly tiresome as it went on, and there's really no excuse for that ending.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

No one remembers the ending.

Posted by: Zod at July 08, 2020 02:31 PM (XzT/D)

591 Endings are some of the most important things in storytelling. They ultimately point to the actual point of the story itself, highlighting ironies or morals intended. The mishmash of nonsense that is the ending of Lost is a team of writers with years of work having no idea what their show is actually about.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 02:29 PM (LvTSG)

I actually liked the ending, because it was the only episode I ever watched. And after that, I could from then on say "HA-ha! It only took me two years to find out it sucked, not 6 years like you chumps!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2020 02:31 PM (Kpl3J)

592 Vindman will surface on Biden's campaign or CNNMSNBC and will likely participate in one or more debates.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Civilly Disobedient at July 08, 2020 02:32 PM (3H9h1)

593 I met Michael Lookinland (Bobby Brady) - Guy was a dick.
Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2020 02:31 PM (gmo/4)

Back then? Or recently?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 02:32 PM (gtdYu)

594 My Dad, who was an asshole and hated my guts, was a LTC in the Marines

He would have ground Vindman into dust

Posted by: REDACTED at July 08, 2020 02:32 PM (JgrP5)

595 Gilligan's Island was horrible.

-
The episode when they blew out the volcano like a candle was Biden level science.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


But to an 8 yr old, it was funny.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2020 02:32 PM (QFqpA)

596 I have a new TV antenna and it allows me to get MeTV which has some oldie goldies on it. Hogan's Heroes, Green Acres, Leave it to Beaver, My 3 Sons, Carol Burnett Show, Perry Mason among others and the 3 Stooges on Saturdays.

Love it.

Posted by: Cheri at July 08, 2020 02:33 PM (oiNtH)

597 589 574 When did television series start doing "finale" episodes? Didn't most of them pre-MASH just go off the air? (MASH is the first show I remember doing a big SERIES FINALE!! thing)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 08, 2020 02:28 PM (gaFth)

=====
I remember a Mary Tyler Moore Show finale.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 08, 2020 02:30 PM (dfRN6)

Best finale ever, the Newhart show.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 08, 2020 02:33 PM (NgKpN)

598 >>Cobs: do your thing..

Maybe you should focus on commenting. Nobody is getting paid to monitor this place, they do it voluntarily.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 08, 2020 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)

599 I'm amazed that punk ass bitch didn't wear the full uniform with all the ribbons and bells for his resignation photo.

Posted by: CNN-Commie News Network at July 08, 2020 02:33 PM (cCxiu)

600 The premise of the A Team...rouge SOF righting wrongs all over America...might be interesting as an update. Not the bullshit reboot from a couple years back, but taking it a bit more seriously.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 08, 2020 02:34 PM (ja/kn)

601 Ace wrote: "He's probably taking a big-money post with a Clintonoid Deep State
affiliated "intelligence" and consulting company like Beacon, or..."

I read that as Bacon, and said to myself, "Damn, that ace sure knows where to stick the knives!" It was hilarious.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 08, 2020 02:34 PM (jjaLl)

602 A-Team, like Knight Rider and Scooby Doo, had one moral to every story: corporations and rich white folks are evil.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 02:34 PM (hVARR)

603 I met Michael Lookinland (Bobby Brady) - Guy was a dick.

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2020 02:31 PM (gmo/4)



Back then? Or recently?

Posted by: JoeF. at July 08, 2020 02:32 PM (gtdYu)

1970's

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2020 02:35 PM (gmo/4)

604 He was of no further use to the Deep State after he lost his position as White House mole. Just one of many officers in a cubicle with no influence on the "inter-agency consensus."

Posted by: wethal at July 08, 2020 02:36 PM (ZzVCK)

605 The premise of the A Team...rouge SOF righting wrongs all over America...might be interesting as an update. Not the bullshit reboot from a couple years back, but taking it a bit more seriously.
Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 08, 2020 02:34 PM (ja/kn)


What if we moved it to South Florida?

Posted by: Burn Notice at July 08, 2020 02:36 PM (wCmLp)

606 it seems a bit rude an patronizing for white
writers to compare a Frankenstein Family along with Count Dracula to
Blacks moving into the suburbs.


Posted by: FenelonSpoke

On the face of it, you'd certainly think so.
But the guy who played George Jefferson was a postal clerk.
Millions of Americans would empathize and sympathize more with jolly, misunderstood Frankensteins and Draculas than with Norman Lear scripts.

Heck yeah I'm looking right at Meathead. And I loved Carl Reiner.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 08, 2020 02:36 PM (8IOEj)

607 The premise of the A Team...rouge SOF righting
wrongs all over America...might be interesting as an update. Not the
bullshit reboot from a couple years back, but taking it a bit more
seriously.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at July 08, 2020 02:34 PM (ja/kn)



What if we moved it to South Florida?

Posted by: Burn Notice at July 08, 2020 02:36 PM (wCmLp)

Who would you cast for each part?


Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2020 02:37 PM (gmo/4)

608 597 I met Michael Lookinland (Bobby Brady) - Guy was a dick.

Posted by: Archer at July 08, 2020 02:31 PM

Given that he was in an orgy since he was very young, it's no surprise he seemed damaged. I'd probably be a dick too, if they did all that to me.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 02:38 PM (hVARR)

609 My appreciation for science comes from Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: Weasel at July 08, 2020 02:39 PM (MVjcR)

610 (MASH is the first show I remember doing a big SERIES FINALE!! thing)


No love for Buffalo Bob and Howdy effin Doody?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 08, 2020 02:39 PM (8IOEj)

611 Off Norman Lear sock
Posted by: JoeF.



You meathead!!

Posted by: Archie Bunker, somewhere in Brooklyn at July 08, 2020 02:42 PM (vcOmj)

612 Two things you ought to consider while joking about how lightweight Gilligan is. It is the "Airplane" to the "Zero Hour" of "The High and The Mighty" and "Twilight for The Gods."

All the characters are broadly drawn caricatures of the members of those crews. The Professor, especially, is important to a lot of nuclear era types.


When Shakespeare is just shitting around with you, his material seems effortless and unself-conscious, too.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at July 08, 2020 02:50 PM (8IOEj)

613 Maybe he should have rethought his position of wearing his uniform to spread gossip in a public forum without informing his chain of command.

He should have faced military charges over that.

Posted by: idlan at July 08, 2020 02:56 PM (M+DrY)

614 Oh, I almost forgot about the part where he was proud of the fact he was disobeying orders from COC.

Posted by: idlan at July 08, 2020 02:57 PM (M+DrY)

615 Now, for the Sci Fi geeks?

6? From Battlestar, or 7 of 9, from Trek?
==== She is on season three of Bosch. Smoking

Posted by: Simplemind at July 08, 2020 02:59 PM (ZuGkg)

616 CIC. Wish we could edit

Posted by: idlan at July 08, 2020 03:02 PM (M+DrY)

617 Poof, the above thread... gone.

Good.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 08, 2020 03:06 PM (hku12)

618 Looks like ace nuked the thread above heh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 03:07 PM (KZzsI)

619 Well, I guess that was getting out of control.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, running from a biplane in a cornfield at July 08, 2020 03:07 PM (LvTSG)

620 Thread nuked?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 08, 2020 03:07 PM (O4K4J)

621 A disturbance in the force

It's like a thousand voice cried out.

Then silence.

Posted by: rickb223 at July 08, 2020 03:07 PM (QFqpA)

622 ZOD.

Posted by: Zod at July 08, 2020 03:07 PM (XzT/D)

623 Poof.

But it had to happen.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at July 08, 2020 03:07 PM (xPJvm)

624 It was beyond out of control, the racist plants were coming out of the woodwork.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 08, 2020 03:08 PM (O4K4J)

625 I think we're about a commenter registry system.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 03:08 PM (oDRcK)

626 Step away for a few, miss mass chaos?

Posted by: Allie at July 08, 2020 03:08 PM (vmRc0)

627 Did a thread get deleted?

Posted by: lorien1973 at July 08, 2020 03:08 PM (SpKeo)

628 As I was saying, lol, do they have a GFM account?

Posted by: spypeach at July 08, 2020 03:08 PM (Up/Jb)

629 WOAH stomped

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 08, 2020 03:08 PM (k/TB6)

630

Thank God, back to Ginger's Titties!

Posted by: Dirty Frank at July 08, 2020 03:08 PM (d6DSt)

631 628 Did a thread get deleted?

yeah I think we got too honest for comfort.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2020 03:08 PM (Kpl3J)

632


Yep, that happens when we start getting into the racially charged stuff. It brings out the worst in an occasional few and draws in the rando outsider racists like flies to shit.

Justice for bear claws!!!!

Posted by: imp at July 08, 2020 03:08 PM (SFOr6)

633 Wow. What happened?

Posted by: LGoPs at July 08, 2020 03:09 PM (Te+64)

634 Is this he other twin?

Posted by: FrodoB-
Trying again at July 08, 2020 03:09 PM (dQF3z)

635 That was a mercy killing. All the trolls and mobys oozed out at once.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 08, 2020 03:09 PM (OUMaO)

636 Im in a worm hole!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 03:09 PM (Jx5Qs)

637 This can't be good. I'd just sat down at the computer, so I hadn't read the comments. Were trolls getting stupider than usual?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 08, 2020 03:09 PM (sWM8x)

638 626 I think we're about a commenter registry system.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 03:08 PM (oDRcK)

As much as I hate the idea, it may come to that.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 08, 2020 03:09 PM (O4K4J)

639 Quite a few thread glitches today.

Posted by: Someguy at July 08, 2020 03:09 PM (3mQPr)

640 and I feel like I've been here before.\

Posted by: Braenyard at July 08, 2020 03:09 PM (rQEdR)

641 traitor to America, traitor to Ukraine, traitor to Israel, traitor to the Jewish people

Posted by: Avi at July 08, 2020 03:09 PM (kSq2k)

642 Some people were getting a bit too open about their viewpoints on certain people in America.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 03:09 PM (KZzsI)

643 Ok. Got it.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 08, 2020 03:09 PM (Te+64)

644 Chipotle killed the thread.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at July 08, 2020 03:10 PM (k/TB6)

645 I think Ace was playing with the time machine again. Last Tread was for 3:30pm

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2020 03:10 PM (6f16T)

646 email from Bernie Sanders today:

What the scientists are telling us very clearly is that if we, and countries around the world, do not act boldly within the next few years in transforming our energy systems away from fossil fuel and into energy efficiency and sustainable energy, the planet we will be leaving our kids and future generations will become increasingly unhealthy and uninhabitable.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at July 08, 2020 03:10 PM (4a9Vv)

647 Pull on one thread and the whole blog unravels!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 03:10 PM (Jx5Qs)

648 It's like a thousand voice cried out.

Then silence.

Posted by: rickb223


Granted half were probably trolls and mobys, but still.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 08, 2020 03:10 PM (OUMaO)

649 yeah I think we got too honest for comfort.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 08, 2020 03:08 PM (Kpl3J)


There it is.

Posted by: Always Be Carrying at July 08, 2020 03:10 PM (559XI)

650
Yep, that happens when we start getting into the
racially charged stuff. It brings out the worst in an occasional few
and draws in the rando outsider racists like flies to shit.



Justice for bear claws!!!!

Posted by: imp at July 08, 2020 03:08 PM (SFOr6)
It's not "rando outsider racists". It's literally one dude with a tiny hardon for ace, and he loves being emasculated by other men.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 03:10 PM (dPZ2a)

651 BTW, this kind of stuff must be total **** for Ace to deal with. if you can, hit the Ace tip jar today. Guy's feeling crummy and then he has to deal with racist andanti semitic trolls.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 08, 2020 03:11 PM (oDRcK)

652 6? From Battlestar, or 7 of 9, from Trek?

==== She is on season three of Bosch. Smoking--
I'll stick with T'Pol, for a couple of obvious reasos

Posted by: FrodoB-
Trying again at July 08, 2020 03:11 PM (dQF3z)

653 Wow and I was just explaining in detail for Christopher how most of the people in these stories are actually middle class, and wealthier than me.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 08, 2020 03:11 PM (hVARR)

654 Wow, I go to check the mail and thread goes boom!

Just as well, IMHO.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 08, 2020 03:11 PM (dfRN6)

655 nood. open thread
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=389083

Posted by: BifBewalski - Sinis Est Culus at July 08, 2020 03:11 PM (VcFUs)

656 Does ace need to explain to people that he is not your secret racist friend again?

Posted by: Buzzion at July 08, 2020 03:11 PM (9OZbr)

657 643
Some people were getting a bit too open about their viewpoints on certain people in America.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 03:09 PM (KZzsI)

Thank you. I was being microaggressed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 08, 2020 03:11 PM (Jx5Qs)

658 >>Were trolls getting stupider than usual?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 08, 2020 03:09 PM (sWM8x)

Yes. In so many words, one guy was suggesting that the Jefferson Memorial be metaphorically(?) replaced by a bronze statue of someone having sex with someone's daughter. The dirty kind of sex.

No one brought up Star Trek.

Posted by: Zod at July 08, 2020 03:12 PM (XzT/D)

659 You're not gonna set up comment registration to stop one mental deficient from abusing the system because if you give him that power, he will find a way to abuse that one too. This place is fine 99% of the time.

But I get why the thread was yanked.

Posted by: ... at July 08, 2020 03:12 PM (dPZ2a)

660 Everything we're seeing here with this chaos is being orchestrated by evil forces. We are witnessing the destruction of our civilization -the greatest in human history, blemishes and all - and I am increasingly afraid that elections are not going to stop it.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 08, 2020 03:13 PM (Te+64)

661 What happened? Just got here at 3pm

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2020 03:13 PM (6f16T)

662 So now it is time to beat his body into the mire of his blood?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at July 08, 2020 03:13 PM (CLteG)

663

It's not "rando outsider racists". It's literally one dude with a tiny hardon for ace, and he loves being emasculated by other men.
Posted by: ...


There were a few new hashes, as always. But I'm hoping any regulars will reconsider the normal posting decorum.

Posted by: imp at July 08, 2020 03:13 PM (SFOr6)

664 Yep, that happens when we start getting into the racially charged stuff. It brings out the worst in an occasional few and draws in the rando outsider racists like flies to shit.

That is pretty much exactly what happened, and ace has zero tolerance. He is really patient with us usually but he will not stand for "well we all know those people are genetically inferior hyuck hyuck huck" thinkly veiled comments.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 03:13 PM (KZzsI)

665 So is duckworth going to withdraw her opposition to the promotion list now?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 08, 2020 03:14 PM (JUOKG)

666 Thank you. I was being microaggressed.

No justice for Cannibal-Americans, no peace!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 03:14 PM (KZzsI)

667 Just hit the tip jar for you, Ace - sorry you have to put up with such disgusting behavior.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 08, 2020 03:14 PM (gaFth)

668


(VGCR4) can get the boot

Posted by: imp at July 08, 2020 03:14 PM (SFOr6)

669 Nood thread

Posted by: Skip at July 08, 2020 03:15 PM (6f16T)

670

Now, Prime Ginger Titties, or, Prime Angie Dickinson Titties? Discuss the pros and cons...

Posted by: Dirty Frank at July 08, 2020 03:16 PM (d6DSt)

671 I've just never seen someone in the military that soft before. I cannot
imagine what Gunny Highway would have done with that butter bean. Even
if he wasn't a little chubby he'd be this oleaginous feeb
Army Captains attending the Advanced Course meet with their branch manager to select their next duty assignment. I was coming from being an Airborne Infantry officer and had re-branched Military Intelligence. The MI branch manager Captain was a fat fuck and waddled when he walked.

Posted by: Jolo at July 08, 2020 03:28 PM (WrMOC)

672 Nothing says "Eastern Block" like Vindman's shirt.

Posted by: wferrin at July 08, 2020 03:35 PM (DT67g)

673 To be fair to Vindman he was performing way above his pay grade and it is all downhill from here.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 08, 2020 03:52 PM (1g7ch)

674 Don't let the barracks (or the Pentagon or White House) door slap ya on the backside on the way out felllow. Lots of fairly smart guys never rise above the level of O-5--but then you're not a smart guy and I'm trying to figure out how you made it to O-5.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 08, 2020 04:05 PM (NVDjf)

675 Any career Army man who speaks wistfully of the "chapters in his life" is a desk commando who doesn't know what an army is for.

Posted by: jbspry at July 08, 2020 04:12 PM (ATe9j)

676 Vindman had his job because he is a white piece of shit.

Posted by: OBEY at July 08, 2020 04:13 PM (JcvoW)

677 He and his brother will probably go back to Ukraine and enjoy some of that easily spread around Graft or he will stay in DC and lobby for Ukraine. Either way he'll get his payoff.

Posted by: rcocean at July 08, 2020 05:40 PM (evE25)

678 Btw, duckworth is always described as Col. Duckworth. But she was a Captain when she was shot down. Promoted to major because of her injury, and then given a Going away gift of Lt. Col when she left on disability retirement.

Posted by: rcocean at July 08, 2020 05:42 PM (evE25)

679 Awesome to see.

It was a real bitch for me to hit O-5 so the idea that this joker could do so while using Article 88 as toilet paper before Congress IN uniform and get O-6 was seriously pissing me off.

The day he retires will result in a much improved Army. Addition by subtraction.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 08, 2020 06:40 PM (ejsiI)

680
I have never came across an officer with an Art-15.

I thought that Art-15 was non-judicial punishment for us enlisted folks.

Huh.

The things you learn here.
Posted by: SMH at July 08, 2020 01:31 PM (RU4sa)

I have known officers who have gotten Article XVs. The reason you never came across an officer who got one was because they are career killers for officers. Every officer I have known or heard of who got one was not long for the service.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 08, 2020 07:00 PM (ejsiI)

681 SO,
A 2 x passed over O-5, who obviously never met a fat pill (that's donuts for you Non-Mils) he didn't like, who was a linch pin in the impeachment theater because he "didn't agree" with his superior and his CiC, and was formally reprimanded about it, now wants to spend "time with his family"?
Did I miss anything besides the uproarious laughter from everyone in the Military who D-E-S-P-I-S-E ossifers such as this pillsbury dough boy?
Now, the dough boy gets to see PDJT's signature on his retirement orders, and retirement certificate.
<takes a handful of popcorn>
...........and
Did ANYBODY else notice that little green sticker in the corner of the photo?

So..he's using a USG issued laptop to TWEET?
<takes another handful of popcorn>

Posted by: admiral akbar at July 08, 2020 07:23 PM (V2APh)

682 392 One of the more irksome aspects of that bullshit is that the USA agreed to focus on Europe before putting full force into the Pacific. There were millions of US nationals in the Philippines, Guam and elsewhere being tortured, raped, worked to death and outright murdered by the Japanese when that decision, which ultimately was correct, was made.

Of course, the Japanese atrocities were caused by Americans, too, in the likely retelling.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 08, 2020 02:03 PM (puu6v)

I knew a libertarian while in grad school who argued vehemently that the United States should not have entered WWII as it (according to him) was not our fight. Our response to Pearl Harbor should have been to issue an apology to the Japanese, and otherwise we should have simply made money off everyone by selling to all the combatants.

I kid you not. I haven't seen or heard from that douchebag in 10 years and have no intention of looking for him anywhere.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 08, 2020 07:33 PM (ejsiI)

683 424 Someone should have told Tina Louise that Gilligan's Island perfectly matched her talent pool and she should have been glad to get the steady work outside a cocktail bar or strip club
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 08, 2020 02:06 PM (KZzsI)

She was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar too?

Posted by: Susan Sulley at July 08, 2020 07:36 PM (ejsiI)

684 573 I watched part of an episode of The A Team the other day. That was sillier than Gilligan's Island and The Brady Bunch combined.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 08, 2020 02:29 PM (FeOTH)

Yet, when I was in fourth grade, when The A Team came on, no matter where we were: outside playing, at friend's houses, whatever - we stopped EVERYTHING when it came on so we could see it.

And at school the next day we talked about nothing but.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 08, 2020 07:51 PM (ejsiI)

685 Vindman is one of the best cases of comparing Trump and Obama, and why conservatives shouldn't completely happy with Trump.

In Obama's presidency he used his government to go after people he thought were threats or didn't like, James Rosen, the Tea Party, the Little Sisters, Trump; all innocent people that Obama targeted out of hate or revenge. The response for the right was a lot of gum flappin, but there haven't been, and won't be, any consequences.

Now Trump is basically following those republicans by doing the same thing. There have been so many instances of people like Vindman, Schiff and countless other democrats letting to push an agenda, and while Trump liked to yap about it, he does nothing to hold these people accountable.

The wishy washy republicans will say it's taking the high ground or fret "but when they come into power they'll use Trump's example and do the same to us, ignoring what happened 8 years earlier"

Trump needs to stop letting these people get a free pass, allowing them to lie again and again, in order to rip the country apart and push their march towards socialism. He needs to play the game the Dems play, and will continue to play.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 08, 2020 10:02 PM (r0SEX)

686 124 Amazing.
Trump Doesn't Cave: Washington, DC Flummoxed
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 08, 2020 01:29 PM (1KKDF)



What a knife-fight. And from other posters, Duckworth's play was effective-the promotion had been approved-yet PDT wins again. How DOES he do it?

Posted by: Nichevo at July 09, 2020 01:13 AM (6NWSp)

687 I guess Vindman decided to not take the permanent Latrine OIC Co position at Fort Polk.

Posted by: obsidian at July 09, 2020 10:05 AM (7+yqP)

688 Going after short pudgy Volga Germans is racist.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at July 09, 2020 11:40 AM (hrHLc)

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