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Boy Was Trump's Speech "Dark," Huh?
Meanwhile: The left has made America the Road Warrior.
What would you do in this situation? pic.twitter.com/IKb4Q7iuup
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) July 6, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2020 04:09 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Lewis Bowlby at July 06, 2020 04:09 PM (Lxxwf)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 06, 2020 04:09 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2020 04:09 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: It's me donna at July 06, 2020 04:09 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: huerfano at July 06, 2020 04:10 PM (9dnxb)
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Back in the paddle again at July 06, 2020 04:10 PM (dQF3z)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2020 04:10 PM (BCb4O)
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Posted by: Mad Max Dalek at July 06, 2020 04:10 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 06, 2020 04:10 PM (4ZE6o)
Peace be upon them, as resting in.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 06, 2020 04:10 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: an indifferent penguin at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (yk557)
George Floyd came back to life after the driver renounced his white privilege.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (LvTSG)
And all the people who climbed on to the truck and tried to get in should be charged with attempted murder.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (icI8A)
Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: BifBewalski- Sinis Est Culus at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (VcFUs)
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Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: x at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (fCTO3)
Posted by: Redenzo at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (EMIf5)
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (FPI+c)
Posted by: MAGA at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (bloh/)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (in24S)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (fCTO3)
Posted by: x at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (BCb4O)
Posted by: Abiss at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (Y8DtA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (LvTSG)
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Fake News!
It was after 3 billion in property damage.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (fCTO3)
https://tinyurl.com/yakdp48g
Does anybody have an equally sciencey link to the contrary? Now, I have no intention of trying to convince anybody at work. As somebody replied, it would just mean some HR nazi would put an asterisk in my file. But a rebuttal would be nice to have for private conversations.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (hKLpI)
I'd put the pedal to the metal and GTFO.
Little bastard on top of the rig will go flying off once I hit the interstate.
holy shit. where was this?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (W2Pud)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: stumck at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (FtO5h)
I used to be a trucker, I feared harming another living thing with that thing.
I would just lean on the horn and roll about 5mph until I got out of there.
If someone broke my window, they get shot in the face.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (BCb4O)
Posted by: The Looters at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (yQpMk)
I'd let those protesters feel like the end of The Road Warrior.
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (yQpMk)
Bottom of the Peterbilt more like it.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (in24S)
Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (RmBQf)
I'd put the pedal to the metal and GTFO.
Little bastard on top of the rig will go flying off once I hit the interstate.
holy shit. where was this?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (W2Pud)
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As a former truck driver, as would I.
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (6f16T)
GUARANTEED.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (sWM8x)
Meanwhile... who runs Bartercountry?
Just walk away...
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls
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That and the ability of the government to decide that you're not allowed to go anywhere because either you said something bad on the internet or there are too many cars on the road at this moment.
Can't you just wait for a nicey-nice robot lady to tell you "I'm sorry, there are too many cars on the road right now. You can travel again in 4 hours and 12 minutes."
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:15 PM (FPI+c)
Posted by: MAGA at July 06, 2020 04:15 PM (bloh/)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:12 PM (AFSld)
And within a week store shelves will be empty when drivers decide not to go there.
Dear wildings, enjoy what a real food desert looks like.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2020 04:15 PM (Ojki1)
For some unknown reason, the driver was arrested. I'd like to know if the charge stuck.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 06, 2020 04:15 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:15 PM (AFSld)
Peace be upon them, as resting in.
Posted by: clutch cargo
Open the discharge valve from the cab and toss a lit Zippo out the window.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2020 04:15 PM (iUBwE)
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Sure as hell would NOT STOP! Then with those dudes on top find a nice low overpass.......
Posted by: Norman Spiny at July 06, 2020 04:15 PM (5a33v)
Posted by: Funkotron at July 06, 2020 04:15 PM (nNv6v)
Posted by: Skip
"Hillary's powering through her sickness."
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:15 PM (FPI+c)
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (fCTO3)
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Needs more Landers sisters!
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at July 06, 2020 04:15 PM (22t8t)
Is there a way to electrify the outside of a car or truck? Asking for my own amusement.
Posted by: Eeyore at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (LMs+g)
I would just lean on the horn and roll about 5mph until I got out of there.
If someone broke my window, they get shot in the face.
Well, that escalated quickly.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (zL/eJ)
maybe swerve a bit, make them piss themselves
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (377Zs)
As to what I'd do? When the side glass breaks, that's attempted kidnapping and I would resist it with deadly force. And I travel with a great deal of deadly force.
Posted by: DanInMN at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (GC5UG)
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Our Founding Fathers -- (applause) -- our Founding Fathers, faced with perils that we can scarcely imagine, drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man -- a charter expanded by the blood of generations. Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience sake. (Applause.)
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Then after they are done ripping our Founders apart and telling us about our "rights", inform them the quote is from Bambi's first inauguration speech.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (ffond)
Posted by: torabora at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (Z5jS/)
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (v0R5T)
This is the truck in Minneapolis.....that the media painted as an out of control truck that was gunning for peaceful protesters on the highway. He just wanted to run the peaceful protesters down because....white supremacy or something.
The media is evil.
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (YdyjY)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (Wm5SB)
I'd have to go spelunking to find it but there was an article several years ago about people hacking into door locks to open the doors so cars could be stolen. The car companies denied this, of course. A tech guy's vehicle was stolen and the insurance company and police insisted he was in on it.
So he looked into it and the took everyone on a ride where he started locking and unlocking doors at will.
Yeah, ask me again why I don't trust automated vehicles.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (GbPPJ)
Mr. Prosser: Do you know how much damage this bulldozer would sustain if I just let it roll over you?
Arthur: How much?
Mr. Prosser: None at all.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (naEeR)
Does anybody have an equally sciencey link to the contrary? Now, I have no intention of trying to convince anybody at work. As somebody replied, it would just mean some HR nazi would put an asterisk in my file. But a rebuttal would be nice to have for private conversations.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
here ya go. remove line feeds.
https://technocracy.news/censored-a-review
-of-science-relevant-to-covid-19-social
-policy-and-why-face-masks-dont-work/
Posted by: BifBewalski- Sinis Est Culus at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (VcFUs)
maybe swerve a bit, make them piss themselves
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (iTXRQ)
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This made me giggle.
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Inogame at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (+2xjH)
Not reporting important stories is also fake news.
Posted by: Redenzo at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (E7vND)
Remember when this all started - the Wu-Flu - and everyone squealed about the medical professionals? It's guys like these that are heroes, because they're taking their lives into their hands in cities like these.
No disrespect to med professionals, but these guys are living dangerously.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (AFSld)
Floor it. And the few who might have been able to hang on? About a mile down the road, pull over and beat the ever lasting shite out of them with... well, you know you got something in the cabin with you for just such an occasion.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 04:17 PM (hku12)
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:17 PM (fCTO3)
Posted by: Skip
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But that still equates "dark" with "bad".
Systematically Racist Dem Talking Points.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 04:17 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 04:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 04:17 PM (ffond)
Let the jury sort it out
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 04:17 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:17 PM (fCTO3)
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You don't know how happy that makes me!
Posted by: The Otter at July 06, 2020 04:17 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 04:18 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 06, 2020 04:18 PM (BCb4O)
Then slam on the brakes so the top riders fall off.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:18 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (GbPPJ)
I thought you didn't trust anything automated.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 04:18 PM (ffond)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
- songs Blue Oyster Cult almost wrote
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (FtO5h)
Dominance & Submission
Songs Blue Oyster Cult did write. We get to choose 1
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 06, 2020 04:18 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 06, 2020 04:18 PM (lW69B)
Posted by: Ripley at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: redridinghood at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (cBG7x)
Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (lRrON)
Posted by: Decaf at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (xarPm)
The Dancing Lesbian?
Maybe try amateur night at the local strip club?
The Interstae after 10 PM is a tough crowd.
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (fCTO3)
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (in24S)
East bound and down...... with the Jerry Reed blairing at 11...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (zL/eJ)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: tubal at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BluesFish at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (a9L78)
Posted by: willow at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (ym/gI)
Yeah, ask me again why I don't trust automated vehicles.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (GbPPJ)
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When your social credit score falls low enough, the doors automatically lock, the brakes fail, the car accelerates to top speed, and it heads for the nearest cliff.
Posted by: ShainS at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (pvION)
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:20 PM (fCTO3)
The Interstae after 10 PM is a tough crowd.
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (fCTO3)
Amateur? In Portland strippers that look like her are the norm.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 06, 2020 04:20 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Khun Ty at July 06, 2020 04:20 PM (NRNWw)
Posted by: DR.WTF at July 06, 2020 04:20 PM (AiZBA)
-of-science-relevant-to-covid-19-social
-policy-and-why-face-masks-dont-work/
Posted by: BifBewalski- Sinis Est Culus at July 06, 2020
*
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Bookmarked, Bif. Thanks.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 06, 2020 04:20 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Skip
"dark and divisive" was the phrase that every outlet and twitter bot was using
Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 06, 2020 04:20 PM (L6ZYH)
This is how protestors turn into rag dolls spinning 15-20 feet in the air. Thins the stupid ones from the herd.
Well, the slow ones anyway.
Posted by: pep at July 06, 2020 04:20 PM (v16oJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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He's doing OK. After getting hit in the head with a concrete block, he changed his name to Joe Biden and got into politics.
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:20 PM (FPI+c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 04:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Fred at July 06, 2020 04:21 PM (zZd5s)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (w7KSn)
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Federal law prohibits being armed as a truck driver.
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 04:21 PM (RU4sa)
Seriously the driver waited much to long before he took off. What was he thinking?
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 04:21 PM (FeOTH)
Posted by: WisRich at July 06, 2020 04:21 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: willow at July 06, 2020 04:21 PM (ym/gI)
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:22 PM (fCTO3)
Posted by: MAGA at July 06, 2020 04:22 PM (bloh/)
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And that black dude in the Jaguar made the white lady the motorcyclist.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 04:22 PM (kc5DY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 06, 2020 04:22 PM (QBLfJ)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation
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Maybe taking selfies with the apes at his windows behind him?
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:22 PM (FPI+c)
Posted by: willow at July 06, 2020 04:22 PM (ym/gI)
Posted by: Someguy at July 06, 2020 04:22 PM (Zm+LZ)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM
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Yep.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 06, 2020 04:22 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 04:21 PM (RU4sa)
Which one? Please cite chapter and verse.
Posted by: Mark MacDonald, not McDonald at July 06, 2020 04:22 PM (emkge)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 04:21 PM (ptqGC)
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Still don't have the face colander perfected though.
But we are simultaneously heading to Mad Max *and* Escape from New York
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 04:22 PM (Eicbe)
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The mob that will shoot you in "self defense" if you continue driving to prevent your own death?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 04:23 PM (kc5DY)
Posted by: klaftern at July 06, 2020 04:23 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 04:23 PM (FeOTH)
Posted by: Decaf at July 06, 2020 04:23 PM (xarPm)
Press the Self-Detonate Button on the gasoline storage tank behind him and run like hell.
Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (HEEq1)
This. and lower the cow plow.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 04:23 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 06, 2020 04:23 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 04:23 PM (3SIUH)
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 06, 2020 04:23 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Javems at July 06, 2020 04:23 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Science: Masks and Aerosols
https://tinyurl.com/ycf9tlkm
Mask mandate unlawful and here's why.
https://tinyurl.com/y935sm4p
Not science-y, but legal:
Denton County Sheriff won't enforce mask mandate
https://tinyurl.com/yb3hr2jh
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2020 04:23 PM (iUBwE)
>>Federal law prohibits being armed as a truck driver.
How do they steer?
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:22 PM (fCTO3)
International maritime law made it illegal for cargo ships to be armed too - which the Somalis and their ilk took great advantage of. As soon as they hired "armed guards" - problem went away.Wouldn't be too much of a stretch to apply the same logic here, would it?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 06, 2020 04:24 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Max at July 06, 2020 04:24 PM (2GOrZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)
So?
Where were the Feds when this happened?
They were busy investigating noose shaped garage door pulls.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 04:24 PM (w7KSn)
Yes.
And Interstate Commerce Act precludes local governments from allowing such as well.
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:24 PM (fCTO3)
What bridge is that?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 06, 2020 04:19 PM (cBG7x)
I-35 bridge in Minneapolis. The one that replaced the one that fell into the Mississippi.
Posted by: DanInMN at July 06, 2020 04:24 PM (GC5UG)
...And hang some garlic from the hood ornament, just to be sure.
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:24 PM (FPI+c)
I wonder what happened to those idiots who were hopping around on the top of the truck like monkeys.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 04:24 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: x at July 06, 2020 04:24 PM (nFwvY)
Little bastard on top of the rig will go flying off once I hit the interstate.
holy shit. where was this?
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM
That was in Minneapolis on the 35W Freeway a few weeks back. The media of course crucified this guy from the word go. So did our pile of shit governor Turtle Tim Walz. As did others. The media even said he had a confederate flag etc. etc . NONE of it was true. They were SOOO eager for another boogie man. Simply put some dipshit forgot to close off an entrance ramp and he got on, he did what he could to actually avoid people. He damn near lost his life. Ironically he was one of the few drivers that volunteered to deliver fuel to a mostly black neighborhood that day. It almost cost him his life.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 06, 2020 04:24 PM (TULSu)
Arrested? I'm an old man. I'm confused. Will you take me home?
Now known as the Biden
Posted by: Bruce at July 06, 2020 04:24 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 06, 2020 04:24 PM (FtO5h)
Posted by: clutch cargo
Biggest vehicle has the right of way.
You can be right, or you can be dead right.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2020 04:25 PM (iUBwE)
That is the most broken law on the planet, challenged only by the law against homosexual acts in Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 06, 2020 04:25 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:25 PM (FPI+c)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 04:25 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: tubal at July 06, 2020 04:25 PM (bCLt0)
>>Federal law prohibits being armed as a truck driver.
How do they steer?
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:22 PM (fCTO3)
I rang the bell didn't I?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 04:25 PM (Jx5Qs)
Exactly like someone left the chimpanzee gate open at the zoo. Exactly.
Posted by: Fred at July 06, 2020 04:21 PM (zZd5s)
Leave me and mine out of this.
Posted by: zombie J. Fred Muggs at July 06, 2020 04:25 PM (in24S)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 06, 2020 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DrC at July 06, 2020 04:26 PM (mleV+)
This is how NVC worked when I was a kid.
You think you can survive? Go ahead and cross against the light.
You lose, that's on you kid.
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:26 PM (fCTO3)
Posted by: x at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (nFwvY)
Then hit the brakes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 04:26 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 04:21 PM (RU4sa)
Which one? Please cite chapter and verse.
Posted by: Mark MacDonald, not McDonald at July 06, 2020 04:22 PM (emkge)
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My bad.
There is no law that prohibits drivers from having guns in their trucks, however, guns are not allowed on most U.S. military bases and many carriers prohibit guns.
https://cdllife.com/2020/truck-drivers-gun-rights-by-state-2020/
The company I drove for in 2009 prohibited guns.
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 04:26 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 04:21 PM (RU4sa)
Pretty sure its against the law to damage property and threaten bodily harm or death.
Posted by: blaster at July 06, 2020 04:26 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:26 PM (FPI+c)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 04:26 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Regular joe at July 06, 2020 04:26 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: tubal at July 06, 2020 04:25 PM (bCLt0)
You do? There's so very much of it I don't know how anyone could.
Posted by: Someguy at July 06, 2020 04:26 PM (Zm+LZ)
Federal law prohibits being armed as a truck driver.
so... i would have a leg up as a truck driver?
Posted by: Michelle Fields at July 06, 2020 04:26 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 04:27 PM (/UAb3)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:27 PM (AFSld)
https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/article/26/5/19-0994_article
(CDC!-published meta-study, from just over a month ago)
And this - though it may be the same as the Technocracy linked someone else gave above:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8erc3ww
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 04:27 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 04:27 PM (DP9YX)
He should never have stopped for that long.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2020 04:27 PM (dLLD6)
Then slam on the brakes so the top riders fall off.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:18 PM (AFSld)
LOL, if he had a full tank of gas and depending on the load, his cruising range could be as much as 2k miles. I'd just head off to North Dakota.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 06, 2020 04:27 PM (8B6Ng)
away.Wouldn't be too much of a stretch to apply the same logic here,
would it?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 06, 2020 04:24 PM (N39Ws)
So Riding Shotgun would be a real thing again!?
I'm in!!!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 04:27 PM (Jx5Qs)
There's one law of the road, it's called tonnage rights.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 06, 2020 04:23 PM (8B6Ng)
I like to say "Who has the right of weight?"
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 06, 2020 04:27 PM (in24S)
Posted by: x at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (nFwvY)
Then hit
...a Bridge Abutment
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:28 PM (fCTO3)
Posted by: Karen at July 06, 2020 04:28 PM (FPI+c)
Former friend of mine who used to be a rock music reviewer and who was obsessed with The Who just wrote a long essay about the following incident and sent it to everyone on her email list:
Trying to think how spend time in lockdown usefully, she decided to play Who songs for her 13-year-old daughter for the first time, while explaining how historically important and great The Who were.
First song she decided to play was "Pinball Wizard," from the Tommy album.
What happened? Her daughter burst into tears, because the song was "bullying" and triggering and mean and she didn't know how to handle the trauma she had just experienced. What's the problem, mom asked. The daughter explained: They call the boy "dumb."! That is a taboo word and a cruel bullying insult and how can you possibly like this horrible mean song?
Mom was confused and played it again and asked her daughter to identify the part that she found offensive. When it came to
"That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pinball"
The daughter screamed and there "There! There!"
As ridiculous as the incident is so far, it only gets a zillion times worse. My ex-friend, being a smug lefty who fully embraces cancel culture, DIDN'T explain to her ignorant daughter that the PRIMARY meaning o the word "dumb" is "Unable to speak," and that the insult-version of the word only came later, when people would ask a tongue-tied fool, "What, are you dumb?" (meaning too stupid to speak). That later insult variant definition later became commonplace, but that's not the definition being used here in this song. They simply mean that Tommy was unable to speak. They weren't cruelly suggesting that he was stupid. No -- she didn't say that.
INSTEAD, she AGREED with her spoiled daughter and said, "Oh My God, you're right! This song is triggering and cruel! How could I have listened to it a thousand times and never noticed that taboo word right in the lyrics! You are so right, daughter! Now I will join you in hating this song and this evil band!!"
Then she wrote up a big essay virtue-signalling to all her friends how woke she is for throwing The Who under the bus (The Magic Bus?) for using the Bad Word "dumb."
There's another possibility: My ex-firend might have simply made up the whole incident as a way to justify why she's jettisoning The Who. I think that possibility is even more disturbing.
Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2020 04:28 PM (HEEq1)
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 04:21 PM (RU4sa)
That is not true.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2020 04:28 PM (dLLD6)
16 Where the fuck is that?
And all the people who climbed on to the truck and tried to get in should be charged with attempted murder.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (GbPPJ)
------------------------------------------
The MO woman in Michigan did not get out of the car with a gun until they tried to leave and the back of their vehicle was beat on by (2?) some of those yelling women.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2020 04:28 PM (Okeht)
Anyone seen any background/context info on it?
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 04:28 PM (El6T/)
That talk is a lot like Barr talking about indictments. I get it though, hard to say you wont deliver to 1/3 of the country. It would take a big hit to the bottom line for an industry that is hurting to begin with.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 04:28 PM (/UAb3)
She's very soft... a person who doesn't like to even think about the dark times that are upon us - but even she bit her lower lip and nodded her acceptance of that.
I also carry (legally) a loaded Sig MCX Rattler under my seat at all times.
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 06, 2020 04:28 PM (9V81o)
For some unknown reason, the driver was arrested. I'd like to know if the charge stuck.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 06, 2020 04:15 PM (4ZE6o)
Of course he was. Doesn't he know that social justice demands that he allow the peaceful protesters to beat him to death
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 04:28 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 04:28 PM (FeOTH)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 06, 2020 04:29 PM (ffond)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at July 06, 2020 04:29 PM (lcQJG)
And this is why DDT was invented.
That swarm looks very insect-like.
Posted by: Decaf at July 06, 2020 04:23 PM (xarPm)
True. They looked like a swarm of ants.
Posted by: Javems at July 06, 2020 04:29 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Fortcoins at July 06, 2020 04:29 PM (nV60k)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 06, 2020 04:23 PM (svbBD)
Federal laws against using the Fbi and courts to spy on Presidential candidates. Federal laws that prohibit using private servers to conduct top secret governmental business. Federal laws that prohibit blackmailing foreign governments to not investigate the company that "employs" your son...
All sorts of federal laws out there.
Somehow, someway, they ain't being enforced.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 04:29 PM (hku12)
Jesus. Thankfully I dont take that anymore.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 06, 2020 04:29 PM (cBG7x)
Why?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 04:27 PM (DP9YX)
That's absolutely insane. I can say I'm related to one hazardous payload driver who has a 1911 under his seat, always.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 06, 2020 04:29 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Fred at July 06, 2020 04:21 PM (zZd5s)
That's offensive.
Chimpanzees don't do things like this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 04:29 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 04:21 PM (RU4sa)
That is not true.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2020 04:28 PM (dLLD6)
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See above.
I corrected myself.
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 04:29 PM (RU4sa)
https://youtu.be/LCXWtQUypN0
The train was actually a semi with a steel front. The train cars and road damage was digitally made.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 06, 2020 04:29 PM (LxTcq)
The Watusi makes you feel so good
Wah-a, wah, wah-a Watusi......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2020 04:29 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 04:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: lorien1973 at July 06, 2020 04:29 PM (SpKeo)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 06, 2020 04:30 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: Reginald Denny at July 06, 2020 04:30 PM (BBsxs)
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 04:21 PM (RU4sa)
Which one? Please cite chapter and verse.
Posted by: Mark MacDonald, not McDonald at July 06, 2020 04:22 PM
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Nope. Drive a truck and there is no Federal law that prohibits any truck driver form carrying.
There may be State laws that do that, but nothing Federal.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at July 06, 2020 04:30 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 04:30 PM (FeOTH)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at July 06, 2020 04:30 PM (W3hdj)
Posted by: x at July 06, 2020 04:30 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 04:21 PM (RU4sa)
My dad knew a guy who had a flare gun because of this.
Posted by: Bete at July 06, 2020 04:30 PM (Ojki1)
Parent gunned down in NYC while walking his daughter
https://tinyurl.com/y7ovnz5k
DiBlasio needs to be run outta town . . . .
Posted by: McCool at July 06, 2020 04:31 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 04:31 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
_____________
Apparently. After being beaten and having a cinder block slammed into his skull (which caused 91 skull fractures and severe brain damage), he spent years in rehabilitative therapy, but his speech and ability to walk were permanently damaged. He eventually left L.A. and moved to Lake Havasu, AZ, where he found work as a boat motor mechanic.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 06, 2020 04:31 PM (k4dH2)
Federal law prohibits being armed as a truck driver.
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 04:21 PM
We stopped being a nation of laws years ago.
--- Immigration law? Not enforced.
--- Rioting, looting, arson, vandalism? DA's release everyone without charges
It's far past time for people to realize that we have no one to take care of us but ourselves.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at July 06, 2020 04:31 PM (Do5/p)
Does anybody have an equally sciencey link to the contrary? Now, I have no intention of trying to convince anybody at work. As somebody replied, it would just mean some HR nazi would put an asterisk in my file. But a rebuttal would be nice to have for private conversations.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
here ya go. remove line feeds.
https://technocracy.news/censored-a-review
-of-science-relevant-to-covid-19-social
-policy-and-why-face-masks-dont-work/
Posted by: BifBewalski- Sinis Est Culus at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM (VcFUs)
The argument against all that of course will be that the mask requirement isn't to prevent you from getting sick, it's to prevent you from infecting others.
In my skim of that all the referenced papers seemed to be about protecting healthcare workers and not a case of having the infected wear the mask.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 06, 2020 04:31 PM (G2zl5)
Capitalism would quickly created armed and armored blockade runners.
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 04:31 PM (yQpMk)
Put the question to the retards: do you REALLY want to join Rachel Corrie and Summer Taylor?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 04:31 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 06, 2020 04:31 PM (cBG7x)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 04:28 PM (FeOTH)
It should also go to idiots like cocaine Mitch. Ask him why he's been hiding under his desk since 1997. Don't come out every couple of weeks and tell us to wear a mask you jerk-off. The GOP has a yuge opportunity, and they're going to boof it one more time.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 06, 2020 04:32 PM (8B6Ng)
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This is why everyone should play Yes for their kids. After 80 minutes of "Tales from Topographic Oceans," the kids will ask, "What the heck are they singing about?"
...And everything's fine.
Posted by: Karen at July 06, 2020 04:32 PM (FPI+c)
Capitalism would quickly created armed and armored blockade runners.
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 04:31 PM (yQpMk)
Shotgun gets to become a real thing again.
Posted by: Someguy at July 06, 2020 04:32 PM (Zm+LZ)
-
Can someone explain this to me, please?
If you've got a mask on to protect you from the covids, how does my mask protect you?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 04:33 PM (kc5DY)
Chimpanzees attack other bands of chimpanzees, kill them, and eat them.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 06, 2020 04:33 PM (naEeR)
210 as of yesterday, a 27% rise in homicides. Shootings are up way more.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:33 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 06, 2020 04:31 PM (k4dH2)
But the "protesters" were "mostly peaceful." Just like the SS was "mostly peaceful."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 04:33 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 06, 2020 04:33 PM (xPl2J)
Then she wrote up a big essay virtue-signalling to all her friends how woke she is for throwing The Who under the bus (The Magic Bus?) for using the Bad Word "dumb."
There's another possibility: My ex-firend might have simply made up the whole incident as a way to justify why she's jettisoning The Who. I think that possibility is even more disturbing.
Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2020 04:28 PM (HEEq1)
Meet the new dumbass. Same as the old dumbass.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 04:33 PM (hku12)
Parent gunned down in NYC while walking his daughter
https://tinyurl.com/y7ovnz5k
DiBlasio needs to be run outta town . . . .
Posted by: McCool at July 06, 2020 04:31 PM (sZaoP)
Once they defund the police it will be all peace and happiness
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 04:33 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: dc at July 06, 2020 04:33 PM (u0crE)
Somehow, someway, they ain't being enforced.
state too. I have asked law enforcement from Ft Bend County, City of Houston and Wharton County who will be enforcing Abbott's face mask deal. So far all I've heard is "Not us!"
Posted by: DanMan at July 06, 2020 04:34 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 06, 2020 04:31 PM (k4dH2)
But the "protesters" were "mostly peaceful." Just like the SS was "mostly peaceful."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 04:33 PM (DP9YX)
Highwaymen. And highwaywomen and highwayxhirs.
Posted by: Someguy at July 06, 2020 04:34 PM (Zm+LZ)
Around 2pm today during a scary thunderstorm with hail, we had a triple shooting. Rain, sun, snow, the thugs don't care when they want to start shooting up a block.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:34 PM (AFSld)
What happened? Her daughter burst into tears, because the song was
"bullying" and triggering and mean and she didn't know how to handle the
trauma she had just experienced.
---------
Something that most certainly did not happen in real life.
Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 04:35 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Buzzion
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The scary part is that Fauci the Fraud casually told us, "Yeah, I lied to you about masks, so healthcare workers wouldn't run out. It was the reasonable thing to do."
So they've now FLAT OUT, BLUNTLY STATED, "We will lie to you to manipulate you into doing what we think is best."
Kind of a game-changer, I think.
Posted by: Karen at July 06, 2020 04:35 PM (FPI+c)
And in five years she'll be able to vote. Blubbing over a song?
Yay, 18 year old voting, and the 19th Amendment.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 04:35 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 04:35 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 04:35 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Buzzion
#1. I'm not sick.
#2. It protects from you spewing shit.
Except the masks don't stop you from spewing shit.
And the ear loop masks say it on the box that they won't stop you from catching Covid-19.
So masks are as useless as my governor.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2020 04:35 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 04:30 PM
Not good at links but search for truck driver 35 Bridge george Floyd. He was later released as they found out he was trying to deliver gas ironically to a black neighborhood as others wouldn't. Some dipshit forgot to close a ramp and this poor bastard got on not knowing what was even going on. Didn't stop the media or our pice of shit governor from jumping to conclusions though.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 06, 2020 04:35 PM (TULSu)
Those were white effing animals. That one trying to use his feet to break the window could have easily seriously injured the driver.
Oh, and run them the eff over.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 06, 2020 04:35 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at July 06, 2020 04:35 PM (swScc)
221
Capitalism would quickly created armed and armored blockade runners.
Posted by: Grump928
Shotgun gets to become a real thing again.
Posted by: Someguy at July 06, 2020 04:32 PM (Zm+LZ)
Convoys need convoy escorts.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 06, 2020 04:35 PM (in24S)
- Start 30 seconds sooner
- Don't stop again
I get that he didn't want to kill anyone, but that goes off the table when you're being mobbed. Remember Reginald Denny, dude. Take off and don't stop until you're well clear and everyone has jumped or been thrown off your rig.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 04:35 PM (hYcqw)
Wait until she gets to 'I'm a Boy'
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:36 PM (fCTO3)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 06, 2020 04:36 PM (L106N)
Jesus, right in front of his child.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:27 PM (AFSld)
If the GOP cut ten second online ads with "This could be You," it could probably drive the black vote down a good ten points. If not turn at least three percent to Trump.
Posted by: trev006 at July 06, 2020 04:36 PM (O2y/K)
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 04:36 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:34 PM (AFSld)
Call up the welfare bureau and the parole board and tell them they needn't worry about three former clients.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 04:36 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: I Have Questions at July 06, 2020 04:36 PM (+v+zN)
Consider this my half-year's resolution.
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:37 PM (FPI+c)
Somehow, someway, they ain't being enforced.
state too. I have asked law enforcement from Ft Bend County, City of Houston and Wharton County who will be enforcing Abbott's face mask deal. So far all I've heard is "Not us!"
Posted by: DanMan
Denton County Sheriff said, " Nope!"
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2020 04:37 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 04:37 PM (ffond)
Posted by: Admirale's Mate at July 06, 2020 04:37 PM (Cme7M)
What did governor dipshit have to say? HOW COULD ANYONE COME DOWN ON THE DRIVER?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 06, 2020 04:37 PM (cBG7x)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 06, 2020 04:13 PM (rpbg1)
Don't have the link offhand but there was an article I looked over in NEJM that made the point that mask wearing outside of controlled medical facilities was pointless.
As an aside, in looking at the actual publication (not the ScienceDaily summary) it's obvious from looking at their data that this is a lazy POS paper. The data they present is sparse, their interpretations are lazy IMO, and worst of all they base some of their conclusions on what the Chinese government reported. In other words, hey look, China did all of this stuff and look how great things turned out for them!
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 06, 2020 04:37 PM (+DoAy)
well I was at the mountain cabin for a long weekend
it was so nice to be in a lovely place with normal people! really tough to come back here!
also no internet/phone there
we had a little town parade and fireworks on the 4th
everything was super normal! many of the people there - their kids were home with them, out of college since spring break. I told them to thank the Lord they were there instead of anywhere else. they said "we know!"
anyway back, now looks like I only missed bad news, probably I'm going to keep trying to ignore it all. there's a whole world out there, I swear, of normal American people. the media is trying to kill it, but it's still there.
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at July 06, 2020 04:37 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 04:37 PM (sX1BW)
https://tinyurl.com/y7ovnz5k
DiBlasio needs to be run outta town . . . .
Posted by: McCool at July 06, 2020 04:31 PM (sZaoP)
++++++++++++++
It goes way beyond that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 04:37 PM (hYcqw)
Then she wrote up a big essay virtue-signalling to all her friends how woke she is for throwing The Who under the bus (The Magic Bus?) for using the Bad Word "dumb."
There's another possibility: My ex-firend might have simply made up the whole incident as a way to justify why she's jettisoning The Who. I think that possibility is even more disturbing.
Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2020 04:28 PM (HEEq1)
========
Theory: Your ex-friend is stupid.
Discuss.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:38 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 06, 2020 04:38 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: NCKate at July 06, 2020 04:38 PM (iKL4P)
If by antifa you mean the meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
aaaggghghgghghg
must
stop
typing
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 04:38 PM (ffond)
Male - Female - Male
It's Ace's preferred genre of porn...
Assuming the Males have Tanlines.
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:38 PM (fCTO3)
Posted by: Buzzion
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Except Mom said:
---
Want to stay healthy? Wear a mask.
---
She's gonna be deeply disappointed in us if we argue with her.
(Mom=S.E. Cupp)
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 04:38 PM (Eicbe)
and of course the employer can say no firearms in my truck/trailer, and even if you own your own tractor, the hauler can say no armed drivers need apply
as always,
Unless I'm Wrong.trade;
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 04:38 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 04:37 PM (sX1BW)
=========
It's in Rocketman, which helps the film overall.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:38 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: mr tmz at July 06, 2020 04:38 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: SH
That was my impression as well. Lefties love using their children as props, fabricating made-up quotes and incidents to show how wise The Children are.
Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2020 04:39 PM (HEEq1)
Well, at least the Supple Wristed among us.
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:39 PM (fCTO3)
MFM - Mother F*cking Media
corgis - well, I guess that's us, at least those of us who linger late in threads lol
Is Ace sick again?!!?!? what the what!??!
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at July 06, 2020 04:39 PM (j9HX3)
Yes. There are also two sections of homicides. An "M" (murder) number and an "S" (suspicious) number. That's how the department buries homicide stats. No pun intended.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:39 PM (AFSld)
Holy shit you sound so much better.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 04:39 PM (ffond)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 04:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Admirale's Mate
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Only a couple?! You're sharper than I am.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2020 04:39 PM (Rvt88)
Open the tank valves, troll them into throwing molotovs, run like hell
Posted by: kbdabear at July 06, 2020 04:39 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 04:39 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 04:39 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2020 04:39 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Fritz at July 06, 2020 04:40 PM (95j/9)
In today's shenanigans all three victims were women. That never happens.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:40 PM (AFSld)
Hello Horde - I'm a long time lurker and have a couple of dumb
questions: What is "MFM"? Also, what does "corgis called" mean? Get
better ACE - we need you!
Posted by: Admirale's Mate
Welcome Admirale's Mate!
MFM means Mother Effing Media. Like Main Stream Media.
Corgi's called... once upon a time, there was this cute gif? Video? Of a bunch corgi puppies running when they were called. Corgis called is usually announced on an old thread when a new thread is posted. It's the same as nood, which means "new."
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 06, 2020 04:40 PM (ZCiJZ)
Dear, "Pinball Wizard" was covered by Sir Elton John, who is gay, so your hating the song actually makes you a homophobe!
Why do you hate gay people?
Daughter cries harder....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, ready for the stupid to stop at July 06, 2020 04:40 PM (PiwSw)
They were Stone Age Nazis who ritually butchered hundreds - sometimes thousands - of people (Mesoamerican Indians, no less) in a day, wore human skin suits, AND as an added bonus, were cannibals to boot.
Now THERE'S a crew who were uniformly evil, and really SHOULD be canceled.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (DP9YX)
Nope. It's like Sniper Fire. You gotta alternate your speed.
And, Serpentine!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (fCTO3)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:33 PM (AFSld)
Five murders in NYC just this weekend.
1987...here we come!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: magic8192 at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (NwPWC)
What happened? Her daughter burst into tears, because the song was
"bullying" and triggering and mean and she didn't know how to handle the
trauma she had just experienced.
---------
Something that most certainly did not happen in real life.
Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 04:35 PM (sX1BW)
It's like Che Che Vu all over again.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2020 04:39 PM (r+sAi)
++++++++++++
It's a cardinal rule in the armed transport business or the bodyguard/driver business. If you come in to something like that, do not stop. Whatever the consequences are, they're not as severe as losing your life. Just keep moving.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (hYcqw)
All beside the point.
Vulnerable should hide, for now. Everyone else should proceed without the slightest change - because there is no stopping a prevalent virus short of herd immunity or vaccine, AND the hospitalization/fatality rate of this bug, outside very narrow demos, is comparable to flu, and final score will have it *below* that.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (El6T/)
well it was really nice to get away
media/social media/phones/internet = on balance, a negative thing for us humans
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (j9HX3)
Dear, "Pinball Wizard" was covered by Sir Elton John, who is gay, so your hating the song actually makes you a homophobe!
Why do you hate gay people?
Daughter cries harder....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, ready for the stupid to stop at July 06, 2020 04:40 PM (PiwSw)
==========
He sang it in Tommy. The Who felt like the gay man was the perfect vehicle for it, which means that the daughter wants all homosexuals to die without music in their hearts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (LvTSG)
Village Theater (a BIG community theater that hires union actors, has two stages, and charges about 100 bucks a ticket) got in a jam for putting up a "Happy 4th of July!" picture on their website.
...It was a pic from their production of "Dreamgirls," so it was black people.
LOTS of rage ensued!
"HOW DARE YOU?!!! BLACK PEOPLE WEREN'T FREE ON THE FOURTH OF JULY!!!"
Village Theater grovelled an apology.
Their season ticket holders said, "I don't think the picture was offensive."
So some actors called them "RACISTS!"
The ticket holders said, "I'm cancelling my season tickets."
The actors said, "GOOD! WE DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY!"
...And now it's spreading to all the theaters in Seattle!
HA!
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (FPI+c)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (w7KSn)
Parent gunned down in NYC while walking his daughter
https://tinyurl.com/y7ovnz5k
DiBlasio needs to be run outta town . . . .
Posted by: McCool at July 06, 2020 04:31 PM (sZaoP)
Once they defund the police it will be all peace and happiness
Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 06, 2020 04:33 PM (kw5n
I thought handguns were illegal in New Yawk City?
Guy must of had a permit......if not he's in big trouble.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:40 PM (AFSld)
There must be an interesting back story to this one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (DP9YX)
questions: What is "MFM"? Also, what does "corgis called" mean? Get
better ACE - we need you!
Posted by: Admirale's Mate
Welcome. And if you're ever not familiar with a term and no one here seems to be helpful, just google image it or look it up on urban dictionary. Totally safe.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (ffond)
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (sX1BW)
but definitely get moving, and if someone falls under the wheels, well, that is unfortunate
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (iTXRQ)
There needs to be a "productive people" strike where power, water, sewer, cable, and Internet all get shut off in big cities.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (6XLoz)
1987...here we come!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (dLLD6)
++++++++++++
Hey, remember in the late 80s and early 90s when most cars would auto-lock the doors as soon as you got into gear? Ever think of the reason for that? It wasn't paranoia.
And it's back, baby.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (hYcqw)
Snip: Houston's hospitals ICs are at 90% but only 15% is covid.
The big number is because hospitals are opening up for business.
http://tinyurl.com/yc9z7uum
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yc9z7uum
Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (Okeht)
Thundering again.
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (6f16T)
"The shooter was released with no bail the next day. This is the 'justice reform' the Democrats bring."
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (FPI+c)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (FeOTH)
1987...here we come!
Giuliani is rolling over in his, um, bed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (FPI+c)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 06, 2020 04:43 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 06, 2020 04:43 PM (FtO5h)
1987...here we come!
Giuliani is rolling over in his, um, bed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (AFSld)
==========
It's just shaped like a coffin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:43 PM (LvTSG)
What did governor dipshit have to say? HOW COULD ANYONE COME DOWN ON THE DRIVER?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 06, 2020 04:37 PM
Timmy Turtle spouted off in a press conference that basically threw the guy under the bus for lack of better terms, so did other pols, they assumed the worse. before they knew the guy was innocent I hate these pricks.
Posted by: Minnfidel at July 06, 2020 04:43 PM (TULSu)
Posted by: I Have Questions at July 06, 2020 04:36 PM (+v+zN)
Be a shame if it did.
Posted by: Abiss at July 06, 2020 04:43 PM (Y8DtA)
1987...here we come!
Giuliani is rolling over in his, um, bed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (AFSld)
Beach chair.
Posted by: Someguy at July 06, 2020 04:43 PM (Zm+LZ)
him why he's been hiding under his desk since 1997. Don't come out every
couple of weeks and tell us to wear a mask you jerk-off. The GOP has a
yuge opportunity, and they're going to boof it one more time.
Posted by: clutch cargo at July 06, 2020 04:32 PM (8B6Ng)
Yeah I heard Mitch this morning with the mask bullshit. Fucking idiot. Started screaming ta the radio.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 04:43 PM (Jx5Qs)
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:43 PM (fCTO3)
Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 04:37 PM (sX1BW)
Except the deaf, dumb and blind kids, they don't know you're playing it.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 04:44 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Simon Jester at July 06, 2020 04:44 PM (Axzal)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 04:14 PM (6f16T)
They used that same term after Trump gave his 2016 convention speech. All the little lemmings, without hesitation, no matter what the network or outlet, called that speech 'dark' as well.
I think this playbook will work just as well now as it did then.
I wonder how many more people decided to read a transcript after it was described that way, if only to see how the description differed from reality.
BTW, I don't think any of the Sunday talk shows covered the speech either. Gives you an idea of how effective it probably was, hence the blackout.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at July 06, 2020 04:44 PM (6xA3t)
Any GWAR will do.
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:43 PM (fCTO3)
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Nirvana.
"Now, what did you learn from this song?"
"There were words?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:44 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:44 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 04:44 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at July 06, 2020 04:40 PM (AFSld)
+++++++++++++
It's going to. More often than ever. Women are on the front lines of these things, and chivalry is long since dead. They'll be victimized just like the men. There's not a difference between a woman and a man anymore.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 04:44 PM (hYcqw)
no intention of trying to convince anybody at work. As somebody replied,
it would just mean some HR nazi would put an asterisk in my file. But a
rebuttal would be nice to have for private conversations.
Would this work for you: https://tinyurl.com/ycyx4oad
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 06, 2020 04:44 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Chris M at July 06, 2020 04:44 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 06, 2020 04:45 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 04:35 PM (El6T/)
243 The argument against all that of course will be that the mask requirement isn't to prevent you from getting sick, it's to prevent you from infecting others.
Posted by: Buzzion
#1. I'm not sick.
#2. It protects from you spewing shit.
Except the masks don't stop you from spewing shit.
And the ear loop masks say it on the box that they won't stop you from catching Covid-19.
So masks are as useless as my governor.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2020 04:35 PM (iUBwE
Like I said I just skimmed through right now and that's how it looked to me.
And I don't agree with the forced mask shit either. I have an aunt telling how we need to wear them and I flat out told her no. And then proceeded to explain that I was not saying you shouldn't wear one if you wanted to. I wasn't even saying that they did nothing. But that the same people demanding we do all this are the same ones that said large gatherings to riot were cool and they're not going to contact trace if you went to one. And since there is no vaccine unless you shut down all of society completely and fully there is no way possible to stop infections short of herd immunity.
Posted by: Buzzion at July 06, 2020 04:45 PM (G2zl5)
HIS daughter by HIS side. Sheesh.
This shooting is an outrage, but it was obviously targeting the guy and not a random shooting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 04:45 PM (DP9YX)
Guy must of had a permit......if not he's in big trouble.
You would have thought a pedestrian would be safe in a crosswalk.
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 04:45 PM (yQpMk)
I'd bet that the effort now would succeed.
The Gleichschaltung/Cultural Revolution will help Trump, who doesn't need the help, but it's not stopping with his re-election, and the mindset of course is getting worse and more totalitarian. Medical science now becoming climastrologized, at least in part, and a reign of terror setting in (several prominent scientists are fairly quietly freaking out about it).
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 04:45 PM (El6T/)
ICE just announced that international students whose universities move to online-only this fall must depart the U.S. or transfer schools.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at July 06, 2020 04:45 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: x at July 06, 2020 04:45 PM (nFwvY)
The actors said, "GOOD! WE DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY!"
...And now it's spreading to all the theaters in Seattle!
HA!
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (FPI+c)
+++++++++++++++
In *Seattle*?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 04:45 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Chris M at July 06, 2020 04:45 PM (eAZVt)
The actors said, "GOOD! WE DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY!"
...And now it's spreading to all the theaters in Seattle!
HA!
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (FPI+c)
Cutting off one's nose to spite one's face.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 06, 2020 04:45 PM (in24S)
We got yo fairy on a string right here.
Posted by: Sister Abdula at July 06, 2020 04:45 PM (XfhKA)
To strengthen the strain...
Waiting to turn on the showers
And fire the ovens
Waiting for the queens and the coons
And the reds and the Jews..."
- The poetry of SJW hero Roger Waters (Pink Floyd, "Waiting for the Worms")
But yeah, Pinball Wizard...
Posted by: Guy Smiley at July 06, 2020 04:46 PM (FtO5h)
Well, now I know. I don't know why I'm resisting. I ought to just get a ballistic hockey mask.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 06, 2020 04:46 PM (l4C/z)
No one knows what it's like.
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:46 PM (fCTO3)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 04:44 PM (hYcqw)
There was in my hot tub last night.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 04:46 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: klaftern at July 06, 2020 04:46 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 06, 2020 04:46 PM (l4C/z)
No one knows what it's like.
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:46 PM (fCTO3)
Do not mess with my memories of teenage crush.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 04:47 PM (okGHj)
Can someone explain this to me, please?
If you've got a mask on to protect you from the covids, how does my mask protect you?
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 04:33 PM (kc5DY)
Think of a mask as a pacifier. It doesn't do anything but keep the person wearing it quiet. Mostly works on those of the "we're all in this together" persuasion.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 06, 2020 04:47 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Jean at July 06, 2020 04:47 PM (jnIyx)
No. Andrew Branca did a good post on this over at Legal Insurrection if you can google it. Short version is that the qualifiers like reasonable fear of grievous bodily injury or death, imminent threat, etc.
My takeaway was to embellish my police report with things like "protestor pointed what appeared to be firearm in my direction and said Die Cracker Die" or "the threw what appeared to be molotov cocktail at vehicle next to mine"
Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 04:47 PM (TNHVJ)
Posted by: Buzzion at July 06, 2020 04:47 PM (G2zl5)
No one knows what it's like.
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And I blame you.
Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 04:47 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Javems at July 06, 2020 04:47 PM (ofIwF)
Or do they really believe a few of them (not themselves, of course), will die martyrs and the rest of America will be so horrified they give them total control?
Have they not applied a bit of history to their plan?
Posted by: Keanu Reeves at July 06, 2020 04:48 PM (qqxrs)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (6XLoz)
No need. Just shut off EBT.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 04:48 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: zombie at July 06, 2020 04:28 PM (HEEq1)
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Wow.
See, that's what's wrong with the word "trigger" and all its forms. It suggests a mechanical motion set into action by the force of *words*.
It's not only sub-intelligent, but intelligence also provides no countering factor as well.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 04:48 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 04:48 PM (TNHVJ)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 04:48 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: HempRopeAndStreetlight at July 06, 2020 04:48 PM (V+xzk)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2020 04:42 PM (6XLoz)
========
Maybe they could all retreat to a gulch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:48 PM (LvTSG)
media/social media/phones/internet = on balance, a negative thing for us humans
Posted by: BlackOrchidOfPrivilege at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (j9HX3)
Hard to say. I really like that if I suddenly decide I want to take up a hobby (or even a new intended profession) right now, I can learn all about it, get all the necessary tools, find out the most important tips so I don't waste valuable time, and be up and running within a few days. All for the cost of my internet?
And with that I get cute birb videos and you zany people...?
That's pretty astounding. I was never much for society anyway so social media never enticed me. And the people who suck on social media sucked before social media. It's the msm that is the true poison right now.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 04:48 PM (ffond)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (DP9YX)
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We need a petition against the UC Irvine Anteaters, too. Ants' lives matter! Zot!
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2020 04:48 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 04:47 PM (TNHVJ)
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Yes, I'd do the same. I want to point out the scum attacking the truck were white, little pricks.
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 06, 2020 04:49 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 06, 2020 04:49 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Orson at July 06, 2020 04:49 PM (UbBJV)
"Corgis called" = someone posted a "new thread alert" commonly expressed as "NOOD!" on the earlier thread.
Posted by: PabloD at July 06, 2020 04:49 PM (F1m5e)
The actors said, "GOOD! WE DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY!"
...And now it's spreading to all the theaters in Seattle!
HA!
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:41 PM (FPI+c)
+++++++++++++++
In *Seattle*?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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It's a circus!
Pretty much the ENTIRE theatergoing community in Seattle (or anywhere in the USA) is old leftist white ladies.
They don't cotton to the notion of being called "RACISTS!" by the actors.
It's imploding beautifully!
My wife's been on the Village Theater social media feed all day. It's a trainwreck.
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:49 PM (FPI+c)
https://tinyurl.com/y7ovnz5k
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 04:24 PM (ZLI7S)
That literally made me sick to my stomach.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at July 06, 2020 04:49 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 04:49 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 06, 2020 04:43 PM (kA3Cp)
They say most of us, if confronted by dangerous situations, we'll opt to whichever version of the fight, flight, or freeze response our brain puts up first.
They say we don't control it. It just happens.
And I think that's true... in lots of situations. But not all.
Ever drive down the road, and some idiot blows past you doing some ungodly speed, and is weaving in and out of traffic?
Or you're in the middle of nowhere. Just you and the idiot driver. Suppose that car screeches and careens this way and that, then flips over, onto the shoulder, maybe down a small embankment.
Do you pull over? See if they need help?
My brain tells me no. I wouldn't stop. I'd go on my way. But I'm not sure.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 04:49 PM (hku12)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 04:49 PM (ffond)
Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 04:50 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 04:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 04:33 PM (kc5DY)
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That's not how it is said to work at all. You *don't* have a mask on to protect you. You have a mask on to protect *me*, in the case that you have the virus and do not know it yet.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 04:50 PM (Eicbe)
In Nigeria people mob and steal gas from tankers and pipelines. Sometimes it doesn't go well.
Posted by: Jean at July 06, 2020 04:47 PM (jnIyx)\
The saw through line lines with hacksaws. Not advisable.
Posted by: Javems at July 06, 2020 04:50 PM (ofIwF)
And to keep "their American blacks "on the plantation", the left has police stand down, gives "room to riot", paints racist terrorist slogans on everything. That's what gangsters do .... can't have Trump interrupt the Democrat control by offering jobs and opportunities. That is death/cancel culture ... the Democrat Way.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 06, 2020 04:50 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 04:46 PM (okGHj)
Just how many women and men were in your hot tub last night?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 06, 2020 04:50 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at July 06, 2020 04:51 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at July 06, 2020 04:51 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 06, 2020 04:43 PM (kA3Cp)
They say most of us, if confronted by dangerous situations, we'll
opt to whichever version of the fight, flight, or freeze response our
brain puts up first.
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The brave pyschotic few just light a match in the gas tank and take everyone down with himself.
Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 04:51 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2020 04:48 PM (/669Q)
And the UC Berkeley Golden Bears! What about the black bears? Huh? Huh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 04:51 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at July 06, 2020 04:52 PM (naEeR)
It looked at one point like the turds were trying to flatten his tires.
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 04:52 PM (yQpMk)
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Don't tell me they hate Baba O'Reilly?
Posted by: SH at July 06, 2020 04:52 PM (sX1BW)
I would have been grabbing gears until I hit 70 mph and had all of those scrunts in my rearview mirror.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at July 06, 2020 04:52 PM (iiT9X)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 06, 2020 04:52 PM (jUVms)
And I can't bring myself to watch the video of the guy getting gunned down in NY next to his child. Awful. What have we become.
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2020 04:52 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 06, 2020 04:50 PM (SgjGX)
Precisely one of each.
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 04:52 PM (okGHj)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at
Took care of it.
Posted by: Bernal Diaz at July 06, 2020 04:52 PM (jnIyx)
Posted by: klaftern at July 06, 2020 04:53 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Joe Biden at July 06, 2020 04:53 PM (ffond)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 04:53 PM (FeOTH)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at July 06, 2020 04:53 PM (Jj+59)
when a guy is using his feet to kick in the glass, I hear what sounds
like a pistol shot. And then another.
Posted by: attila the thrilla
same here
but from where
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 04:53 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: mr tmz at July 06, 2020 04:53 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: tcn in AK at July 06, 2020 04:46 PM (okGHj)
Just how many women and men were in your hot tub last night?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 06, 2020 04:50 PM (SgjGX)
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Ys know, there's a rule here......
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 06, 2020 04:53 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 04:51 PM (DP9YX)
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At least they are not the Polar Bears. That would be racist.
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2020 04:53 PM (/669Q)
........
Wave a white flag, get out and take a knee, of course.
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 04:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 04:53 PM (ffond)
The mob? Well, they chose poorly.
Posted by: BluesFish at July 06, 2020 04:53 PM (a9L78)
Posted by: Last Days of the Republic. at July 06, 2020 04:54 PM (KgzRF)
Seems like a big plan is bearing fruit just at the right moment. I am thinking it's gonna be a good election.
Posted by: azalea city at July 06, 2020 04:54 PM (WX+x0)
Yup. Maryland here. We use those masks because all the stores demand "mask required". They don't say EFFECTIVE face masks, and it's all COVID Theater so the Libs have an excuse to play Nazi. So we use those for the convenience.
My worry is watching all the people who take this seriously - their mask discipline is pathetic. If Capt Trips ever arrives, a lot of people will die because of the bad habits they are learning today.
Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 04:54 PM (TNHVJ)
Wearing a mask in public has about as much utility as taking off your shoes at the airport. It's theater.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 06, 2020 04:54 PM (+DoAy)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 04:54 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2020 04:54 PM (q1Pj5)
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Wow. Think of that little girl--whose life matters--having to live that life without a mom?
Does the whole life matter, or just not being killed by a cop?
Black on black violence makes it harder for black people to live their lives. Does that matter?
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 04:54 PM (Eicbe)
A Moron said it well the other day, 'We live in a ten mile strip between molten rock and hard vacuum, and we are worried about a cold?'
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 04:54 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: DaveA at July 06, 2020 04:55 PM (FhXTo)
If the idiot that jumped onto the back of the tractor had pulled the airlines for the trailer instead of climbing on the sleeper roof the truck would be stuck.
Posted by: Rioting Genius at July 06, 2020 04:55 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at July 06, 2020 04:55 PM (377Zs)
The Mafia
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2020 04:55 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2020 04:55 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 04:54 PM (iTXRQ)
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Oh yeah? Well, I had ice cream cake and you didn't. So there.
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2020 04:55 PM (/669Q)
Laid on the horn then hit the gas.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 06, 2020 04:55 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: x at July 06, 2020 04:56 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Diogenes at July 06, 2020 04:56 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 04:56 PM (6f16T)
........
Wave a white flag, get out and take a knee, of course.
________________
Taking a knee will make it easier for us to smash a cinderblock into your skull, so thanks whitey!
Posted by: BLM rioters at July 06, 2020 04:56 PM (k4dH2)
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Is it true that you were the inspiration for Tommy?
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 04:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Uncle Ernie.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 04:56 PM (hku12)
Thesis: Nothing in the Ken Russell Pinball Wizard was close to as good as the Who album except for Tina Turner's Acid Queen.
Discuss.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 04:57 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 04:57 PM (FeOTH)
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Problem being the cops that are allowing this lawlessness to exist will be there in 30 seconds to arrest you and throw you under the jail once you protect yourself.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 04:57 PM (kc5DY)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 04:57 PM (xk+hG)
Because I have.
And there was no singing and dancing.
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:57 PM (IyUJD)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 04:57 PM (ffond)
Well even that's an understatement. Right now. Right now is when you can lose your career, property, social freedom, even health - for thinking or saying the wrong things. That is, anyting remotely based on common sense, reality, history, actual decent values, or science.
For every marquee case you read about online, there are hundreds more you never hear about, and 10s of thousands or more situations where people self-censor or do the pathetic grovel, like that idiot OSU coach.
Posted by: rhomboid at July 06, 2020 04:57 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)
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Are we subjects of the state yet? Or is that still to come?
I mean, I remember the 2012 Democratic convention and the video they made where the interviewees said that they belonged to the state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:57 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 06, 2020
*
*
Good point.
When I go back to work, I'll sound out my boss about the mask policy. Personally I plan to wear it as little as I can manage.
Karen: "You're supposed to pull the mask over your nose and mouth!"
Me: "Oops, sorry. Forgot."
And the moment I step out of the building to go home, it comes off.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 06, 2020 04:57 PM (rpbg1)
They are Special because their ancestors captured their other ancestors and sold them into slavery for guns and liquor.
Funny how African-Americans are never asked about how *their* ancestors contributed to slavery. In fact, if asked most would probably go into shock, the idea never having occurred to them
Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 04:58 PM (TNHVJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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That's what sidewalks are for.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 06, 2020 04:58 PM (kA3Cp)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at July 06, 2020 04:58 PM (pB6Gt)
And I can't bring myself to watch the video of the guy getting gunned down in NY next to his child. Awful. What have we become
Posted by: bluebell
I did watch because I want to bear witness.
Also, there's no "we", bluebell. We are not like them. But poor "them" if we become their equals in violence.
Posted by: Floridachick at July 06, 2020 04:58 PM (zan2/)
They're relatively inexpensive as well.
Posted by: Defenestratus at July 06, 2020 04:58 PM (9V81o)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 04:58 PM (ffond)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)
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Are we subjects of the state yet? Or is that still to come?
I mean, I remember the 2012 Democratic convention and the video they made where the interviewees said that they belonged to the state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:57 PM (LvTSG)
Pat Benatar hardest hit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Never Kneel, Free WA, Buy Ammo at July 06, 2020 04:59 PM (l4C/z)
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But you're wearing a mask. Even if I've got the Chinese Lung AIDS, mine is redundant since you're talking active steps to protect yourself.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 04:59 PM (kc5DY)
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 04:59 PM (IyUJD)
Earth, Wind, and Fire did a pretty good job in that. Frampton ruined it though.
Posted by: Sister Abdula at July 06, 2020 04:59 PM (XfhKA)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 06, 2020 04:54 PM (+DoAy)
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I agree. But it is amazing how many people I see publishing their ignorance about what the STATED case for wearing a mask is.
Now, I know the reason for wearing a mask, and I *know* how ineffective it is, and I also *know* that an old person in Michigan is far more likely to get killed by Whitmer forcing a COVID-positive patient in a nursing home than to get a spore of the virus wafting from me.
I mean, I can't even hope to catch up to the real grandma-killers, the Dem governors.
In the end, it is so insignificant, the only thing remains is the sign of compliance.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 04:59 PM (Eicbe)
Then Elton rushed out and called Ken Russell, begging to do the song in the film.
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 04:59 PM (FPI+c)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 04:58 PM (ffond)
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I'm still waiting for someone to make the greatest comment ever, which I know and will not reveal until the proper time.
No one has made it yet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 04:59 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 05:00 PM (IyUJD)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 04:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Finally got off his ass and did something. I imagine the way that everyone sat around and did nothing while the Georgia State Patrol building was set on fire had something to do with that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 05:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 04:57 PM (kc5DY)
We're on it.
Posted by: The Founders at July 06, 2020 05:00 PM (ffond)
They are special because their ancestors captured their other ancestors and sold them into slavery for guns and liquor.
Wouldn't the black supremacists be the ones who captured this lot and sold them into slavery? And would the ones here be ... the losers?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 05:00 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 04:59 PM (kc5DY)
Are you just having a piss, or are we really having this discussion again?
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 05:00 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2020 05:01 PM (6XLoz)
The wuhuflu apparently is small enough that N95 masks and others can't stop the particulates from entering or leaving. It's all dumb as fuck.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 06, 2020 05:01 PM (cBG7x)
Will they have real guns?
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 05:01 PM (dUJdY)
Thundering again.
Posted by: Skip
The rain cooled things off some; it still humid as heck.
I guess we can't have our cake and Edith, too.
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 05:01 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 06, 2020 05:01 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 05:01 PM (FPI+c)
The flashing lights.
Buzzers. And the Bells.
All of it has a palpable effect on my score.
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 05:01 PM (IyUJD)
Posted by: Ignoramus at July 06, 2020 05:01 PM (9TdxA)
Will they have real guns?
Posted by: Jewells45 at July 06, 2020 05:01 PM (dUJdY)
They'll identify as having guns.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 05:02 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 05:02 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2020 05:02 PM (/669Q)
Antifatards are not poor.
Posted by: Ian S. at July 06, 2020 05:01 PM (6XLoz)
Ah, but their cannon fodder is.
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2020 05:02 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Captain Fifi at July 06, 2020 05:02 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 05:02 PM (xk+hG)
Posted by: bluebell
Good for you !
Enjoy !
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 05:03 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 06, 2020 05:01 PM (cBG7x)
Unless we're protesting racism, in which case the virus takes a knee. As of yet, no one has been known to be infected through their knee.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 05:03 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Roger Daltry at July 06, 2020 05:03 PM (IyUJD)
Love is a battlefield.
Love is like oxygen. You get too much you get to high.
lyubov, eto yad
Posted by: Anachronda at July 06, 2020 05:03 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 05:02 PM (yQpMk)
Great band.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, ready for the stupid to stop at July 06, 2020 05:03 PM (PiwSw)
"let's create as much social/racist division as possible"
Posted by: Seems Legit at July 06, 2020 05:03 PM (jUVms)
Blm is protesting at Newsoms house.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 05:02 PM (xk+hG)
Really?
Great! More please......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2020 05:03 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2020 05:03 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2020 05:03 PM (/669Q)
Breitbart
I would lovelovelove to see the the HodgeTwins in a room with that idiot.
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 05:04 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 05:04 PM (iTXRQ)
They're pulling out all the stops now because if that should happen, the leftward lurch of America - largely driven by commies in black muu-muus - will come to a screeching halt for at least a generation.
So I suspect all this crap we're seeing now results from desperation.
Btw, how's RBG doing?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 05:04 PM (DP9YX)
Discuss.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 06, 2020 04:57 PM (gd9RK)
I gotta agree, and Oliver Reed and Ann-Margaret were musical embarrassments.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 06, 2020 05:04 PM (Kpl3J)
The Snowman ...
Posted by: GnuBreed at July 06, 2020 05:04 PM (Z4rgH)
Makes you wonder if Africa should actually be the ones paying reparations since they were the ones handsomely remunerated for betraying their brothers and sisters. Why should whitey pay for slavery twice? Three times if you count the Civil War?
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 05:04 PM (ffond)
Posted by: eleven at July 06, 2020 05:04 PM (XTyi0)
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Sorry if I missed it. I'm fine with a pre-2019 link.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 05:04 PM (kc5DY)
Lock your doors if not already locked
Keep windows rolled up
Have seat belt on (Reginald Denny rule)
Put emergency flashers on
Honk your horn continuously
Do not engage rioters
Take video if possible
Engage the emergency button on smart drive system/or telephone. Relay as many details of your situation to the emergency operator as you can.
Don't stop moving.
Drive slow enough to allow rioters to get out of the way but fast enough to keep them off the vehicle in order to prevent them from disabling it.
Posted by: Me Lurk You Long Time at July 06, 2020 05:04 PM (6o7mN)
Posted by: Floridachick at July 06, 2020 05:04 PM (zan2/)
Posted by: Becky Horowitz from Doylestown, PA at July 06, 2020 05:04 PM (Jj+59)
Blm is protesting at Newsoms house.
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Was having a shitty day. That turned my day around.
Posted by: Pliney at July 06, 2020 05:04 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 04:57 PM (kc5DY)
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This is the problem. If things were truly lawless, becoming a vigilante (whether transactional or something more dedicated) is a completely rational choice. But we don't have true lawlessness, we have an anti-law system.
If some Antifa bitch hits you with a bike lock, he will reap no consequences. If you shoot him down - which would be totally justified - you will be arrested, booked and prosecuted. Even if you don't get convicted (a good bet), you won't be acquitted either. All it takes is one to hang the jury. And then the prosecutor will come after you again. And again. And again. This goes on until you run out of money and ability and take a plea that destroys your life but gives you long shot odds that you might survive.
The law is actively against the people in every single one of these shitholes. You can't defend yourself. Just take the bike lock and hope you live through it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 06, 2020 05:04 PM (hYcqw)
They're pulling out all the stops now because if that should happen, the leftward lurch of America - largely driven by commies in black muu-muus - will come to a screeching halt for at least a generation.
So I suspect all this crap we're seeing now results from desperation.
Btw, how's RBG doing?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 05:04 PM (DP9YX)
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But the polls!
Isn't this how a political party behaves when they know they're 10 points ahead in the polls!?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 05:04 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 05:05 PM (6f16T)
Snoops skinny ass would get stomped into the ground and fuck him anyway. Garbage ass human.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 06, 2020 05:05 PM (cBG7x)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2020 05:05 PM (q1Pj5)
Blm is protesting at Newsoms house.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 05:02 PM (xk+hG)
Really?
Great! More please......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at July 06, 2020 05:03 PM (Z+IKu)
Great! Do your worst, BLM!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 05:05 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at July 06, 2020 05:05 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 05:05 PM (iTXRQ)
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You can just feel the electoral confidence oozing from every pore. Democrats must be so proud of Mongo Joe Biden.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 05:05 PM (ffond)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 05:05 PM (LvTSG)
I forget if you have a TV or not but they had a Live from Daryl's House marathon yesterday. While watching I was thinking garrett would enjoy this.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 05:05 PM (FeOTH)
Posted by: The Ghost of Robespierre at July 06, 2020 05:05 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: bluebell
Is your name Edith ?
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 05:05 PM (arJlL)
She has big 'ol honkers.
I definitely back the blue.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2020 05:05 PM (38/p9)
And the visitors to Stone Mt. while the park was closed.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at July 06, 2020 05:06 PM (w7KSn)
The lives of violent morons trying to block a highway are NOT worth more than my own life.
Posted by: rayra at July 06, 2020 05:06 PM (Pgsaa)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at July 06, 2020 05:06 PM (iydjf)
Isn't this how a political party behaves when they know they're 10 points ahead in the polls!?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 05:04 PM (LvTSG)
Absolutely. People who are confident regarding their situation always say everything will come right when Steiner attacks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 05:06 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: Floridachick at July 06, 2020 05:04 PM (zan2/)
And I think that's one of the ways to become a muslim but I could be mistaken.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 05:06 PM (ffond)
Snoops skinny ass would get stomped into the ground and fuck him anyway. Garbage ass human.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 06, 2020 05:05 PM (cBG7x)
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Being called 'coon' doesn't faze me.
But I do hope the HodgeTwins cover this in their next video.
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 05:06 PM (RU4sa)
Pothead Porn Merchant decries the life choices of others.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 05:06 PM (oVJmc)
Me: "That's not what you said last night, Little Miss Dyson V8."
I mean, if you insist on getting yourself in trouble, why not go all in? You'll wish you had when they hand you the box for your personal things. Makes that wink at Karen on your way out SO much more fun.
Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 05:06 PM (TNHVJ)
The wuhuflu apparently is small enough that N95 masks and others can't stop the particulates from entering or leaving. It's all dumb as fuck.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 06, 2020 05:01 PM (cBG7x)
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Full disclosure: I'm pretty certain the main transmission is via people getting sh*t and p*ss on their hands and then touching everything around them, but it's very awkward to ask people to not get sh*t and p*ss all over their hands without cleaning it off, which enormous segments of the population is clearly doing.
The masks are for the mail in voting.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 05:07 PM (kc5DY)
Posted by: Sister Abdula at July 06, 2020 05:07 PM (XfhKA)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 06, 2020 05:07 PM (FZYNt)
She has big 'ol honkers.
one piece or bikini
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 05:07 PM (iTXRQ)
Trump is so historic as to be a flashing neon sign that the polls are
probably wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 05:05 PM (LvTSG)
If you read between the lines of the propagandist lies, you can tell that they know.
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 05:07 PM (ffond)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 04:59 PM (kc5DY)
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Again. You have it all wrong. If I have the Wuflu and I'm not wearing a mask, and I come within 2 feet and sneeze all over you, your make is *doing nothing*.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 05:07 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 05:08 PM (xk+hG)
It bothers me. Not because it hurts my feelings, it doesn't, but insults my intelligence.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 06, 2020 05:08 PM (cBG7x)
C'mon. She's powering through her liquor cabinet. We all know that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 05:08 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2020 05:08 PM (38/p9)
Pulled the plug at the beginning of the Virus Freak Out.
But, what I have seen of that Show I have really enjoyed. Nice to watch people making and sharing music.
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 05:08 PM (IyUJD)
Posted by: Becky Horowitz from Doylestown, PA at July 06, 2020 05:08 PM (Jj+59)
A couple of train horns would probably make the crowd back up.
Posted by: Sister Abdula
you need a external speaker and that guy from Police Academy making assault rifle noises
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 06, 2020 05:08 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: PJ at July 06, 2020 05:09 PM (qlTN9)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 05:09 PM (ffond)
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 05:09 PM (IyUJD)
I never considered what that might mean.
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 05:09 PM (yQpMk)
...Not that you need oxygen or anything.
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 05:01 PM (FPI+c)
I saw some idiotic report the other day comparing different face coverings by expelling aerosols from a mannequin and measuring the distance that the particles traveled. Their claim was that the best face covering was layered quilted fabric with a distance of only 2.5 inches! Yay, problem solved! Now try breathing through a bed comforter all day and see how long you can stay conscious.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 06, 2020 05:09 PM (+DoAy)
Posted by: Jean Parisot at July 06, 2020 05:09 PM (Wpphr)
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 05:09 PM (iTXRQ)
Yes. Kill the Marxists. Kill them wherever you find them.
Eventually it will come to that anyway, they are never going to leave us alone. And if merely defeat them again, in 5 years they will morph and come at us sideways again.
We can't continue to play by Queensbury Rules where if we win they get a mulligan and if they win we go to the gulags.
Posted by: Fen at July 06, 2020 05:09 PM (TNHVJ)
Wait until she gets to 'I'm a Boy'
I'm partial to Boris the Spider.
Posted by: Face-Sized Spider at July 06, 2020 05:10 PM (COzlW)
.....
She's a US Marshall.
You think I was gonna get caught snapping pics for you lot?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2020 05:10 PM (38/p9)
Won't do a thing to the trust-fund garbage babies.
Start using cellphone signal blockers. That might make an impact.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Clown World at July 06, 2020 05:10 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 06, 2020 05:08 PM (cBG7x)
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Everything nowadays insults my intelligence.
*shrugs*
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 05:10 PM (RU4sa)
My Peterbuilt would have a 20mm cannon on the roof
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 06, 2020 05:07 PM (FZYNt)
I want some 20 Mike Mike all along the tree line.
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2020 05:10 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: ... at July 06, 2020 05:11 PM (ffond)
Oh, I'm sure his reflexes are also razor-sharp after 30-some years of smoking weed.
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen - anarcho-tyranny? you're soaking in it! at July 06, 2020 05:11 PM (L106N)
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 05:07 PM (Eicbe)
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I sort of love that we have 100M voters who don't know that you shouldn't sneeze on people or rub feces all over things other folks might touch.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 05:11 PM (kc5DY)
Try it if you already have a shortness of breath issue. I'm gasping through a single layer of thin material.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 05:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 05:11 PM (v0R5T)
You think I was gonna get caught snapping pics for you lot?
I suppose I shouldn't axe if her last name was Dillon, should I?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 06, 2020 05:11 PM (HaL55)
Wait until she gets to 'I'm a Boy'
I'm partial to Boris the Spider.
Posted by: Face-Sized Spider
"Fiddle About" does it for me
Posted by: Harry Reid at July 06, 2020 05:11 PM (FZYNt)
Again. You have it all wrong. If I have the Wuflu and I'm not wearing a mask, and I come within 2 feet and sneeze all over you, your make is *doing nothing*.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 05:07 PM (Eicbe)
It can't be doing nothing because it is something.
_Heisenberg
Posted by: Braenyard at July 06, 2020 05:11 PM (Okeht)
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Can't get it where I live.
You're a mean man.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2020 05:11 PM (Rvt88)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 05:11 PM (FeOTH)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 06, 2020 05:11 PM (cBG7x)
The Klan's activity infiltrated the Democratic Party's campaign for the presidential election of 1868. Prominent ex-Confederates, including Forrest, the Grand Wizard of the Klan, and South Carolina's Wade Hampton, attended as delegates at the 1868 Democratic Convention, held at Tammany Hall headquarters at 141 East 14th Street in New York City.[159]
...
Former Governor of New York Horatio Seymour was nominated as the Democratic presidential candidate, while Forrest's friend, Frank Blair, Jr. was nominated as the Democratic vice presidential candidate, Seymour's running mate. [161] The Seymour-Blair Democratic ticket's campaign slogan was: "Our Ticket, Our Motto, This Is a White Man's Country; Let White Men Rule." [161] The Democratic Party platform denounced the Reconstruction Acts as unconstitutional, void, and revolutionary.[162] The party advocated termination of the Freedman's Bureau and any government policy designed to aid blacks in the South. [162]
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 05:12 PM (DP9YX)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 05:09 PM (yQpMk)
He sure did.
Posted by: BurtTC at July 06, 2020 05:12 PM (hku12)
But they also shop at Costco without a care in the world.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 05:12 PM (xk+hG)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 05:12 PM (ZLI7S)
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Holy crap I bet there are people who truly believe the mask usage is trapping carbon emissions.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 05:12 PM (kc5DY)
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 05:02 PM (yQpMk)
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Sweet.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 05:12 PM (Eicbe)
Touch
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 06, 2020 05:11 PM (cBG7x)
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No touching!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 06, 2020 05:12 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: ass at July 06, 2020 05:13 PM (Jj+59)
I can't wait for the self driving cars and trucks. Instead of a crowd of a hundred or more, one guy will be able to stop you. Car jackers are going to have a ball.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 06, 2020 04:11 PM (Wm5SB)
Hadrian Technologies has worked out an algorithm to determine who the self-driving vehicle stops for.
Safe: Puppies, kittens, cute kids, Oktoberfest waitresses.
Doomed: Antifa, BLM, Lincoln Project cucks.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2020 05:13 PM (KC0Xb)
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2020 05:13 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 06, 2020 05:11 PM (oVJmc)
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Mr. Peebles, if you have shortness of breath issues you shouldn't have to wear a mask. If they really are being idiots about it get a piece of cheesecloth or bridal veil-type material.
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2020 05:13 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 06, 2020 05:13 PM (oDRcK)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at July 06, 2020 05:13 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 06, 2020 05:13 PM (FZYNt)
I would think that if you said -
"These are not for me. These are for Ace."
"Yes. THAT Ace."
" He's a close, personal friend."
"He Backs the Blue."
" And he is a connouseur of Tan Lines. So. Don't feel obligated to leave that on for ALL of the pictures."
Posted by: garrett at July 06, 2020 05:13 PM (G2z01)
You're not safe wearing a steppo suit and a lox rebreather,
with a full DS2 decon line
Posted by: Jean Parisot at July 06, 2020 05:13 PM (Wpphr)
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 05:11 PM (FeOTH)
He needed the money!
Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at July 06, 2020 05:13 PM (KgzRF)
You're a mean man.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2020 05:11 PM (Rvt8
May I suggest moving? Yeah, it's worth it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2020 05:14 PM (q1Pj5)
You think I was gonna get caught snapping pics for you lot?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
WAITso you had a girl US Marshal, with major league yabbos, IN A BIKINI, in your pool
you lucky dog
Posted by: DB- just DB at July 06, 2020 05:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Epstein was in Manhattan, yes? Does being in Brooklyn give her a better chance of not killing herself?
Posted by: Grump928© at July 06, 2020 05:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 05:14 PM (6f16T)
You're a mean man.
Posted by: Tonypete at July 06, 2020 05:11 PM (Rvt8
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Can't get it where I am either but you can get Bluebell's Ice Cream Cake recipe on yesterday's Food Thread.
Posted by: bluebell at July 06, 2020 05:14 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Hillarrhoids at July 06, 2020 05:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 05:15 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: irright at July 06, 2020 05:15 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Face-Sized Spider at July 06, 2020 05:15 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Alan Dershowitz at July 06, 2020 05:16 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Rick in SK at July 06, 2020 05:16 PM (FZYNt)
You can get it if you want
But you must try
Try and try
Try and try
You'll succeed at last
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 05:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at July 06, 2020 05:16 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jean Parisot at July 06, 2020 05:16 PM (Wpphr)
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 05:16 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Skip at July 06, 2020 05:16 PM (6f16T)
You think I was gonna get caught snapping pics for you lot?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Did she look like Mary McCormack?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 06, 2020 05:16 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 06, 2020 05:17 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at July 06, 2020 05:09 PM (+DoAy)
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In the 90s, they warned us about turtle headaches from sleeping under blankets.
In the 2020s they told us to wear blankets over our mouth and nose.
Posted by: Axeman at July 06, 2020 05:17 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 05:17 PM (kc5DY)
You aren't doing a thing.
Posted by: rickb223 at July 06, 2020 05:17 PM (iUBwE)
Posted by: Sister Abdula at July 06, 2020 05:17 PM (XfhKA)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 06, 2020 05:17 PM (+mn3h)
Posted by: x at July 06, 2020 05:17 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Romeo13 at July 06, 2020 05:15 PM (NgKpN)
And the Feral Kid.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2020 05:17 PM (q1Pj5)
Blm is protesting at Newsoms house.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 05:02 PM (xk+hG)
........
They ran out of Men's Hair products?
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 05:18 PM (v0R5T)
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Atlanta elected a Republican mayor for the first time since the 1870s.
Nah, just kidding.
Posted by: Charles Darwin Doing the Humpty Dance on the Interstate at July 06, 2020 05:18 PM (kc5DY)
Posted by: Alan Dershowitz at July 06, 2020 05:18 PM (Jj+59)
....
I offered her a cocktail.
She wasn't biting. Without women being drunk, I'm much less charming.
Still yet, it was definitely worth a look.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2020 05:18 PM (38/p9)
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2020 05:17 PM (q1Pj5)
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Plenty of feral kids in the video.
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 05:18 PM (RU4sa)
The song was supposed to be their theme song.
Posted by: RKae at July 06, 2020 05:18 PM (FPI+c)
Posted by: Archer
Same
Posted by: Jean Parisot at July 06, 2020 05:16 PM (Wpphr)
I had a sweat shirt when I was a kid that I have since misplaced /lost that said Bong the Cong on it.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 05:18 PM (FeOTH)
authorized 1000 troops to protect state property. This should be
interesting,
Well yeah, now that the cow is out we'll go lock that barn door.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - refuse to accept the Mask of the Beast at July 06, 2020 05:19 PM (3SIUH)
"And what happened in Georgia?"
Kemp called out the Guard to protect the Capitol:
https://tinyurl.com/ydyydn2b
Posted by: Sister Abdula at July 06, 2020 05:19 PM (XfhKA)
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 05:19 PM (arJlL)
She is every bit as evil as Epstein, worse in some way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-9hO4wF_xw
Posted by: JackStraw at July 06, 2020 05:19 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 05:18 PM (RU4sa)
With sharp boomerangs?
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 06, 2020 05:19 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: x at July 06, 2020 05:17 PM (nFwvY)
........
Or Biden style, like an ear ornament.
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 05:20 PM (v0R5T)
I would probably also have a set of Rhodesian pipe organs. You can look up what those are.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at July 06, 2020 05:20 PM (uiTq+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2020 05:20 PM (9Om/r)
https://tinyurl.com/ycueur69
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 06, 2020 05:21 PM (r+sAi)
Blm is protesting at Newsoms house.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 06, 2020 05:02 PM (xk+hG)
........
They ran out of Men's Hair products?
Posted by: wth at July 06, 2020 05:18 PM (v0R5T)
Are you sure it's BLM, and not all the husbands he's cuckolded?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 06, 2020 05:21 PM (DP9YX)
Get him some fresh shotgun shells too!
Posted by: Chris M at July 06, 2020 05:21 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 06, 2020 05:22 PM (+mn3h)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 06, 2020 05:16 PM (SgjGX)
.....
She was blonde, fit, with what I would estimate to be 34 C's.
Bikinis can be misleading, they are designed to overrepresent. Without hands on experience, it would be hard for me to assess them with a full degree of certainty.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2020 05:22 PM (38/p9)
Where did this take place? And what happened in Georgia?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Insom's picking his nose on the grindstone.
But if he was here, he'd say he doesn't believe you.
Posted by: JT at July 06, 2020 05:22 PM (arJlL)
South Africans have progressed to booby trapping their cars with James Bond gadgets similar and sometimes more deadly to those you listed.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 06, 2020 05:23 PM (FeOTH)
Posted by: SMH at July 06, 2020 05:18 PM (RU4sa)
Shit yeah, I vote mustard gas.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 06, 2020 05:23 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 06, 2020 05:24 PM (Jx5Qs)
they are going to have kids go to schoo on alternate days and be schooled at hoe on the off days.
Why didn't I ever get this kind of education?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 06, 2020 05:25 PM (mht8P)
overrepresent. Without hands on experience, it would be hard for me to
assess them with a full degree of certainty.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 06, 2020 05:22 PM (38/p9)
Clearly you need to perform more practical research.
Posted by: Archer at July 06, 2020 05:25 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: PabloD at July 06, 2020 05:25 PM (F1m5e)
Posted by: Piratepatch from the flood zone at July 06, 2020 05:25 PM (h8meQ)
If they aren;t getting sick now, why should it be any different in the fall?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 06, 2020 05:22 PM
it'll be closer to the election, silly
Posted by: AltonJackson at July 06, 2020 05:27 PM (ex1Hs)
The Brooklyn detention facility is where they kept El Chapo, they kept him alive because they wanted him kept alive.
If they want Maxwell dead, Maxwell will be dead.
The funniest thing about Epstein's murder was the picture of his cell, dude had more blankets in it than the prison laundry.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at July 06, 2020 05:27 PM (CCeYA)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 06, 2020 05:28 PM (+mn3h)
Posted by: Piratepatch from the flood zone at July 06, 2020 05:28 PM (h8meQ)
Which becomes a rhetorical question because no one is here to answer it.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at July 06, 2020 05:29 PM (+mn3h)
Posted by: irongrampa at July 06, 2020 05:49 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 06, 2020 05:16 PM (SgjGX)
Now we're talkin...
mmm, mmm, mmmm!
Posted by: browndog at July 06, 2020 06:20 PM (BgMrQ)
Posted by: SamIam at July 06, 2020 06:20 PM (oasF3)
Yeah, ask me again why I don't trust automated vehicles.
Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 06, 2020 04:16 PM
On a related note, this is powering the trend where you can't modify your own stuff. Because if you can modify your own stuff, and your stuff is remotely accessible, then bad actors can modify your stuff and you're exposed to the entire Internet.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at July 06, 2020 06:25 PM (edlKR)
Posted by: chris at July 06, 2020 06:45 PM (1VbST)
Posted by: Cybersmythe at July 06, 2020 06:25 PM (edlKR)
We don't own anything anymore, we merely lease it.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at July 06, 2020 06:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
And a pig catcher.
And an Ass Monkey catcher.
And a flush mount .50 caliber.
Posted by: MD at July 06, 2020 07:08 PM (urtNG)
Posted by: Beverly at July 06, 2020 07:35 PM (DRbHJ)
They also smashed all the truck windows, and jumped on the roof of the cab enough to make it bow inwards. Those things cost a ton of money, and these fuckers just trashed it.
Posted by: Beverly at July 06, 2020 07:47 PM (DRbHJ)
Posted by: Alana at July 06, 2020 07:54 PM (7iVzU)
Now, I realize in this increasingly Marxist nation, EVERYONE is a "worker" to differentiate them from the hyper-evil rich people we are to tear limb from limb, but what are these? Are these like what we USED to call "doctors" and "nurses"?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at July 06, 2020 08:43 PM (ejsiI)
It is a scientific fact that when Pinball Wizard is played, people feel
good and don't hate themselves - if only for a brief moment.
Posted by: SH
I prefer the movie version.
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