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Virginia Democrats Draft Bill to... Reduce Assaulting a Police Officer to a Misdemeanor

Smash a cop in the head with a bottle, pay a fine.


According to a document shared by multiple local reporters and retweeted by the Virginia Senate Democrats, the proposals include downgrading the charge of assault on a police officer from a felony to a misdemeanor.


...

Currently, assaulting an officer is a Class 6 felony with a minimum penalty of six months in jail and a maximum of five years. Misdemeanors carry a one-year maximum and no minimum.

They're literally driving this country to anarchy and civil war.

As Democrats make steps to make rioting legal, and Black Lives Matter "protesters" are shooting motorists in the fucking face, the media and Obama loyalists of the Deep State know who the dangerous provocateurs are -- the Boogaloo Boyz.

Kyle Sheidler writes that a DHS memo was leaked to liberal leak laundry operation Politico, claiming that "The Boogaloo Menace" was real and growing.

Even while the media and large sections of the government claim that antifa is "imaginary."

The leaked report to Politico whitewashes the organized criminal activity waged by Antifa which, as an avowed Marxist and anarchist entity, seeks to overthrow the U.S. Constitution. It also comes at a time when the president is attempting to spur federal law enforcement into action to target Antifa--which has a coherent ideological base and ties stretching back to domestic and international terrorism for over 60 years--for its role as violent agitators in the ongoing protests, despite claims by certain sympathetic lawmakers that Antifa is "imaginary."

Meanwhile, some government officials, aided by the media, continue to lie about the role of Antifa in the protests. D.C. District Attorney Karl Racine claimed no local rioters had ties to Antifa, despite one arrested individual having been profiled by the Washington Post as an Antifa leader, according to independent journalist Andy Ngo, who recently testified before Congress on the Antifa threat.

The Department of Homeland Security is inverting reality. Its National Capital Region Threat Intelligence Consortium wants people to believe that a nebulous group of Hawaiian shirt-attired individuals known for sharing Boogaloo and frog memes is an organized insurrectionist movement that threatens public safety, human life, and the Constitution, while simultaneously insisting that a highly developed and organized Marxist-anarchist network devoted to all those evils doesn't really exist at all.


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1 First!

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 02:51 PM (Zm+LZ)

2 What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at July 01, 2020 02:51 PM (ZSK0i)

3 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 01, 2020 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

4 Can't we have a story about cute Kitties?

Posted by: It's me donna at July 01, 2020 02:52 PM (Zmnko)

5 So, Virginia's going to end up bloody red for the next governor's race, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 01, 2020 02:52 PM (LvTSG)

6 Virginia is for Commies

Posted by: Archer at July 01, 2020 02:52 PM (gmo/4)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 01, 2020 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

8 That boogaloo thing... its like falling for the 4chan OK sign stupidity.

Its amazing to me how dumb and easily manipulated the left is

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 02:53 PM (KZzsI)

9 So, uh, this boogaloo business-- are they for real? A 4chan hoax?

A gag that went wildly out of control?

(my hunch is that it's far, far stupider)

Posted by: Lance McCormick, noted aloha shirt-wearer at July 01, 2020 02:53 PM (yNsUg)

10 It is patently obvious that democrats are trying to ignite a race war, in order to put an end to elections.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at July 01, 2020 02:53 PM (kA3Cp)

11 Spot on. As usual, they accuse the other side of everything they do.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 01, 2020 02:53 PM (J+mig)

12 Boogaloo??????

Posted by: tubal at July 01, 2020 02:53 PM (90T4r)

13 #WASTF

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 01, 2020 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

14

Mammy McMengele must be so proud...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 02:54 PM (s2VJv)

15

Joe Biden said Tuesday he will not hold presidential campaign rallies during the coronavirus pandemic, an extraordinary declaration that stands in stark contrast with Donald Trump who has already held large campaign gatherings.

"This is the most unusual campaign I think in modern history," the former vice president said during a question-and-answer session with reporters in Delaware to discuss the pandemic and ways to mitigate its spread.

"I'm going to follow the doc's orders -- not just for me but for the country -- and that means that I am not going to be holding rallies," said Biden, adding he has not yet been tested for COVID-19.

Posted by: Huge Hewitt at July 01, 2020 02:54 PM (aKsyK)

16 Boogaloo, bugaloo...

SHADOLOO OR GTFO

Posted by: Raul Julia at July 01, 2020 02:54 PM (yNsUg)

17 I think next they should pass a bill that only counts a cop's worth in a census to about, say three fifths.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 01, 2020 02:54 PM (hku12)

18 God, do I regret moving to Virginia.

Posted by: spypeach at July 01, 2020 02:54 PM (Up/Jb)

19 I jumped to the bottom of the page. What a thrill!

Posted by: jakee308 at July 01, 2020 02:54 PM (jnzLe)

20 RIOTS II: Boyz Boogaloo

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 01, 2020 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

21 Is a Boogaloo a kind of Reaper?

Posted by: Commander Shepard at July 01, 2020 02:55 PM (gO9E9)

22 15

Joe Biden said Tuesday he will not hold presidential campaign rallies during the coronavirus pandemic, an extraordinary declaration that stands in stark contrast with Donald Trump who has already held large campaign gatherings.

"This is the most unusual campaign I think in modern history," the former vice president said during a question-and-answer session with reporters in Delaware to discuss the pandemic and ways to mitigate its spread.

"I'm going to follow the doc's orders -- not just for me but for the country -- and that means that I am not going to be holding rallies," said Biden, adding he has not yet been tested for COVID-19.
Posted by: Huge Hewitt at July 01, 2020 02:54 PM (aKsyK)

==========

"I am going to forego one of the most potent forms of data collection a campaign can perform."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 01, 2020 02:55 PM (LvTSG)

23 18 God, do I regret moving to Virginia.
Posted by: spypeach at July 01, 2020 02:54 PM (Up/Jb)


Aw geez, sorry peach!!

Posted by: tubal at July 01, 2020 02:55 PM (90T4r)

24 Let's run the cities like the old days.

Shootouts out on the street. Everyone strapped.

Sheriffs were a dime a dozen and boot hill was full.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 01, 2020 02:55 PM (jnzLe)

25 Boogaloo is real, but its a joking reference to civil war. Its not a "movement" its just people who are half serious and half goofing about being ready when the feces impact the rotational air cooling device

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 02:55 PM (KZzsI)

26 Hawaain shirts are the real menace. Dead kid in Seattle? Bah, probably one of those 16 year old black white supremacists I keep hearing about.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 02:55 PM (icI8A)

27 Gaslighting.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

28
"Back off, Boogaloo!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXg1AxBXN5g


Before you were born, remember kids?!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 02:56 PM (s2VJv)

29 Flattening the Cop

You know, Steve, Boogaloo backwards is Oolagoob.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 01, 2020 02:56 PM (DY3v8)

30 I posted about the LE bulletins I had seen a few days ago that focused on Hawaiian shirt wearing, Pepe loving right-wingers being the real threat, and got flak from people assuming I was a troll or something? Very weird. The reports I've seen DO mention antifa and other radical groups are also a threat, but the real focus is on the "Bugaloo" crowd.

Funnily enough, at the more tactical level, all the LE are just focused on the left-wing radicals, at least in my relatively sane state and county.

Posted by: Anon Moron at July 01, 2020 02:56 PM (6K3U5)

31 Willowed:

For all the horrible comments I hear about taking one's car to the dealership, either Tipton Ford here in Nac is a great exception, or Mr. Empire and I are extremely fortunate.

Two problems this month. First was rough running and coolant loss that experience had taught us was likely to be a blown head gasket, requiring an engine teardown and big bucks. Nope. Leaking reservoir cap and one bad spark plug coil. They also, no charge, replaced the sticky starter relay.

Second was a/c failing to cool. Given our usual luck, we figured it'd be the compressor. Nope, again -- leaking filler valves and accumulator. They added an a/c belt.

So both came in for less than we'd expected even one to cost. Plus friendly service, including consideration for both of us using canes.

Posted by: empire 1 at July 01, 2020 02:56 PM (xtXP4)

32 Reverse incentives. Perverse and evil, just what I would expect from democrats. And the beat goes on. Where it stops, nobody knows.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at July 01, 2020 02:57 PM (H8QX8)

33 Oh, DHS ...

Is there anything that Bush did that hasn't turned into a complete shit-show?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2020 02:57 PM (L6ZYH)

34 25 Boogaloo is real, but its a joking reference to civil war. Its not a "movement" its just people who are half serious and half goofing about being ready when the feces impact the rotational air cooling device
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 02:55 PM (KZzsI)

Ah, thanks for the clarification. Not up to speed with things, looks like.

Posted by: tubal at July 01, 2020 02:57 PM (90T4r)

35 Well, we can all agree that June mostly sucked.

Lets make July the month we turn this mother around. We've reached our asymptote...now lets flatten this curve!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 01, 2020 02:57 PM (DY3v8)

36 Gaslighting.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 02:56 PM (NWiLs)

Gaslighting and projection with a side of denial served on a bed of malicious lies.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 01, 2020 02:57 PM (J+mig)

37 Donks are some sick, shitty people.

As for (previous thread) why didn't they knock down the Statue of Liberty...they think of it as the Statue of Migration and Free Shit.

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 02:57 PM (ONvIw)

38 Do Democrats know they are, for real, insane, and/or belong to Satan?
Is there some type of Satanic ritual when somebody decides to become a Democrat? And if they can do that, why can't they present ID to vote?

Posted by: Northernlurker at July 01, 2020 02:57 PM (lgiXo)

39 Darrel Waltrip's Boogity Boogity is a racist dog whistle!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2020 02:58 PM (q1Pj5)

40 If "The Bugaloo" movement is real, it's only because antifa & BLM have made a response necessary.

Posted by: The Joker at July 01, 2020 02:58 PM (Izzlo)

41 18 God, do I regret moving to Virginia.
Posted by: spypeach at July 01, 2020 02:54 PM (Up/Jb)


I have a 3 year plan to get out of here.

I am thinking we won't make it that long.

Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2020 02:58 PM (ZfRYq)

42
And yet Trump is in deep shit?

O, kay.....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 02:58 PM (s2VJv)

43 If you get rid of the police, people will have to defend themselves with whatever means they think is reasonable.

I'm certainly voting "not guilty" if I ever sit on a case of someone driving through a mob or shooting looters.

Posted by: 18-1 at July 01, 2020 02:58 PM (qlFIA)

44 Well, hey, if physically attacking and injuring a (Republican) Senator is a mere misdemeanor, (whoops, sawwy) what's the big deal?

Posted by: AMartel at July 01, 2020 02:58 PM (WWgnZ)

45 You just know that 4Chan is infiltrated by the FBI.

And what is the FBI famous for? That's right: INSTIGATION.


Can't justify that per diem and that living allowance if they guys you're infiltrating are just sitting around and doing some BBQ and bustin' caps in watermelons.

Boogaloo. Hah! they really do think rural people are stupid.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 01, 2020 02:58 PM (jnzLe)

46 The response to Boogaloo is cautionary though. If things do go really badly, every conceivable method of contact and communication will be choked off to those who might fight the establishment. Other, older methods will have to be implemented, which will be a crippling weakness.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

47 Is there some type of Satanic ritual when somebody decides to become a
Democrat? And if they can do that, why can't they present ID to vote?
***

The formal Satanist guys are a joke. Satan is much more subtle then that. A compromise here, a compromise there and in a few years you are selling baby parts for your new sports car and thinking you are doing nothing wrong...

Posted by: 18-1 at July 01, 2020 02:59 PM (qlFIA)

48 Who left the gates of Hell open?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 02:59 PM (luzVb)

49 44 Well, hey, if physically attacking and injuring a (Republican) Senator is a mere misdemeanor, (whoops, sawwy) what's the big deal?
Posted by: AMartel at July 01, 2020 02:58 PM (WWgnZ)

Hey, it was just a neighborhood spat...and we'll never know why Durbin's penpal shot Scalise. Life's mysteries, who can know them?

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 02:59 PM (ONvIw)

50 Inre Virginia, interestingly if you assault or shoot a police officer executing an illegal order you are not liable. At least that's the case law.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 01, 2020 03:00 PM (Ve//x)

51 Leftist "internet researchers" have decided that if you are prepping for CW2: Electric Boogaloo that are promoting a race war.

Because of course that is what it means.

Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2020 03:00 PM (ZfRYq)

52
As for (previous thread) why didn't they knock down the Statue of Liberty...they think of it as the Statue of Migration and Free Shit.
Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 02:57 PM (ONvIw)


Where will we get our immigration policy?

- Jim Acosta

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 01, 2020 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

53 I'm certainly voting "not guilty" if I ever sit on a case of someone driving through a mob or shooting looters.

I am already in the position of always voting not guilty for anyone accused of a federal crime that is not violent or exploitative of the helpless and innocent (rape, murder, kidnapping, mass fraud of elderly, etc). What's that? You defrauded the IRS? Good for you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:00 PM (KZzsI)

54 46 The response to Boogaloo is cautionary though. If things do go really badly, every conceivable method of contact and communication will be choked off to those who might fight the establishment. Other, older methods will have to be implemented, which will be a crippling weakness.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 02:59 PM (KZzsI)

Places like this would be scrutinized. Severely.

Posted by: tubal at July 01, 2020 03:00 PM (90T4r)

55
You know, Steve, Boogaloo backwards is Oolagoob.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie


I am the Walrus.

Posted by: Chumley at July 01, 2020 03:00 PM (aKsyK)

56 @ Christopher Taylor, so you're saying this blog needs a backup sump pump.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at July 01, 2020 03:00 PM (DY3v8)

57 53 I'm certainly voting "not guilty" if I ever sit on a case of someone driving through a mob or shooting looters.

I am already in the position of always voting not guilty for anyone accused of a federal crime that is not violent or exploitative of the helpless and innocent (rape, murder, kidnapping, mass fraud of elderly, etc). What's that? You defrauded the IRS? Good for you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:00 PM (KZzsI)

=========

Good thing you don't use your real name and this would never ever come up in voir dire.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 01, 2020 03:01 PM (LvTSG)

58 The formal Satanist guys are a joke.

But with Spirit Cooking and booing God, the Democrats are more openly moving in that direction. I strongly suspect that like NXIVM (possibly a part of it) there is a major underground hard left organization of demon worshipping going on. And I'm not even joking here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

59 The biggest trick that Satan ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist.

Sound like anybody we know?

Posted by: jakee308 at July 01, 2020 03:02 PM (jnzLe)

60 And you guys want Trump to put a stop to this in an election year?

It may yet turn out that the guy who could "hide in a basement and win" is actually DJT...

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 03:02 PM (B8RmS)

61 And the VA politicians will be very happy with their bodyguards who are armed and paid for by VA voters.

Posted by: Vic at July 01, 2020 03:02 PM (mpXpK)

62 Good thing you don't use your real name and this would never ever come up in voir dire.

*shrug* I haven't been called up for jury duty in ages. I don't pay taxes, I am kinda below their radar. The chances of me ever being picked for a federal jury are about the same as you winning Powerball.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:02 PM (KZzsI)

63 That Democrats are 'soft on crime and criminals' is just a tired, old, vast right wing talking point

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2020 03:02 PM (q1Pj5)

64 You want to get more Trump?


Because this is how you get more Trump.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 01, 2020 03:02 PM (3iBoj)

65 "Not guilty. They didn't prove their case."

"But there's video."

"Could have been anybody driving that car."

"The video shows him getting out."

"Deepfake."

"He yelled his name to the camera."

"Voice actor. They didn't disprove any of that."

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 01, 2020 03:02 PM (Ve//x)

66
59 The biggest trick that Satan ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist.

Sound like anybody we know?
Posted by: jakee308 at July 01, 2020 03:02 PM (jnzLe)


Kevin Spacey??

Posted by: tubal at July 01, 2020 03:02 PM (90T4r)

67 46 The response to Boogaloo is cautionary though. If things do go really badly, every conceivable method of contact and communication will be choked off to those who might fight the establishment. Other, older methods will have to be implemented, which will be a crippling weakness.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 02:59 PM (KZzsI)


Do not be fooled by the grunge-Nirvana look of Antifa. They are well organized and have a communications network akin to the Dark Net or a part of it. If shit gets really real, they will have to be dealt with and we have our hands tied behind our backs already given the corruption of our courts, media and corporate America.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 03:03 PM (s2VJv)

68 Leftist "internet researchers" have decided that if you are prepping for CW2: Electric Boogaloo that are promoting a race war.

Because of course that is what it means.
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2020 03:00 PM (ZfRYq)


Hilter called, said those damn Poles weren't respecting the border. Trying to promote a blitzkrieg, they were.

Posted by: BurtTC at July 01, 2020 03:03 PM (hku12)

69 5 So, Virginia's going to end up bloody red for the next governor's race, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower

Nope. Dems took advantage of their complete control to eliminate voter ID so they can easily cheat, along with too many federal employees in NoVA, and a boatload of immigration. We're deep blue for the foreseeable future. Reminds me so much of CA when I left in '97.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 01, 2020 03:03 PM (gaFth)

70 58 The formal Satanist guys are a joke.

But with Spirit Cooking and booing God, the Democrats are more openly moving in that direction. I strongly suspect that like NXIVM (possibly a part of it) there is a major underground hard left organization of demon worshipping going on. And I'm not even joking here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

Amen.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:03 PM (2C/uJ)

71 Boogaloo,
the boogaloo,
it's in the air and everywhere!

That's a sid and marty kroft show from early 70's, right?

Posted by: Johnny Biface at July 01, 2020 03:03 PM (v7uSj)

72 62 Good thing you don't use your real name and this would never ever come up in voir dire.

*shrug* I haven't been called up for jury duty in ages. I don't pay taxes, I am kinda below their radar. The chances of me ever being picked for a federal jury are about the same as you winning Powerball.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:02 PM (KZzsI)

==========

*looks over wistfully at pile of freshly purchased Powerball tickets*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 01, 2020 03:03 PM (LvTSG)

73 Inre Virginia, interestingly if you assault or shoot
a police officer executing an illegal order you are not liable. At
least that's the case law.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 01, 2020 03:00 PM (Ve//x)


It's proving that from the graveyard that's the tough part.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 01, 2020 03:04 PM (jnzLe)

74
I posted about the LE bulletins I had seen a few days ago that focused
on Hawaiian shirt wearing, Pepe loving right-wingers being the real
threat.



You mean like when Obama called veterans "homegrown terrorists" and had Federal LEOS put out Intel Reports written by SPLC designating people with "2A" stickers as threats?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 03:04 PM (luzVb)

75 Virginia used to be a state that could moderate Tim Goddamned Kaine, for crying out loud.

Now it's crap.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 01, 2020 03:04 PM (Ve//x)

76 When can this country catch a break and have good news, like a Volcano or an Earthquake?

Posted by: America at July 01, 2020 03:04 PM (+oR7L)

77 58 ...

But with Spirit Cooking and booing God, the Democrats are more openly moving in that direction. I strongly suspect that like NXIVM (possibly a part of it) there is a major underground hard left organization of demon worshipping going on. And I'm not even joking here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:01 PM (KZzsI)
-----------------------------


and they can be found amongst Democrats in the
Halls of Congress.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 03:04 PM (Zktzy)

78 So now that we have proof that CHOP could have been broken up on day one, can we say Mayor Durkan is directly responsible for every death and crime that stemmed from it? She legitimately has blood on her hands. A 16 year old is dead because of her.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:04 PM (icI8A)

79 The Boogaloo menace is real, people. We have photographic evidence. Along with the photographic evidence we have of Bubba Wallace's noose. Trust us, we're the FBI.

Posted by: The FBI at July 01, 2020 03:04 PM (PiwSw)

80 City of Richmond has announced it will remove all Confederate statues.


I imagine a lot of street names will have to be changed as well. How many MLK Blvds can a city have?

Posted by: Ripley at July 01, 2020 03:05 PM (MxEKc)

81 25 Boogaloo is real, but its a joking reference to civil war. Its not a "movement" its just people who are half serious and half goofing about being ready when the feces impact the rotational air cooling device
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 02:55 PM (KZzsI)


You just described AOSHQ on most threads.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 03:05 PM (s2VJv)

82 Something to watch closely re Mask efficacy. Sweden is not willing to kowtow to the conventional wisdom. And their new supposedly well constructed mask study is due any day now.

https://mobile.twitter.com/AlexBerenson/

status/1278094061761691650

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:05 PM (2C/uJ)

83 I've never heard of "Boogaloo" until two weeks ago.

Posted by: WisRich at July 01, 2020 03:05 PM (G0vdT)

84 The biggest trick that Satan ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist.

Sound like anybody we know?
Posted by: jakee308 at July 01, 2020 03:02 PM (jnzLe)


Kevin Spacey??
Posted by: tubal at July 01, 2020 03:02 PM (90T4r)


Good one, Kev.

And you never tried to doink any teenage boys in the squeakhole either.

Posted by: Clinton Inc Hitman at July 01, 2020 03:05 PM (hku12)

85 Has anyone mentioned yet how eliminating police and replacing them with their own thugs to enforce their own rules is literally exactly what the nazis did?

Posted by: Methos at July 01, 2020 03:05 PM (kOpft)

86 I imagine a lot of street names will have to be changed as well. How many MLK Blvds can a city have?

- -

Hold my beer.

"Take MLK NW to MLK E, go right to MLK SW and bear left to MLK WSW until you get to the third statue of MLK."

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (Ve//x)

87 I am thinking we won't make it that long.
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2020 02:58 PM (ZfRYq)

But the question is where?

Posted by: spypeach at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (Up/Jb)

88 I have a 3 year plan to get out of here.

I am thinking we won't make it that long.
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2020 02:58 PM (ZfRYq)

Same here, but for WA, and mine was closer to 3 1/2 years. But I also don't think we'll make it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (Ez6QX)

89
I bet Charles Manson if he were alive today could actually run and win bigly as a Democrat.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (s2VJv)

90 - Jim Acosta
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 01, 2020 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

Seems it was set by Georgist Emma Lazarus, also daughter of rich sugar refiner...an early trust fund lib

Posted by: CN at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (ONvIw)

91 I am so sure of the demon worship thing that I completely expect eventually for news to come out about it. Tip of the iceberg stuff, connecting a LOT of dots, like Comet Pizza, Pedo Isle, NXIVM, and other oddities that keep cropping up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (KZzsI)

92 81 25 Boogaloo is real, but its a joking reference to civil war. Its not a "movement" its just people who are half serious and half goofing about being ready when the feces impact the rotational air cooling device
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 02:55 PM (KZzsI)


You just described AOSHQ on most threads.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 03:05 PM (s2VJv)

Heh. We're the home of the AoS Irregulars, JJ.

Posted by: tubal at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (90T4r)

93 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

Agreed.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (1ZjrH)

94 If there is not a million strong movement to secede the rest of Virginia from NoVA then too damn bad.

Either fight or die.

Posted by: nevyan at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (a7HML)

95 Well, how many Peachtree streets are there in Atlanta?

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (icI8A)

96 66
59 The biggest trick that Satan ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist.

Sound like anybody we know?
Posted by: jakee308 at July 01, 2020 03:02 PM (jnzLe)


Kevin Spacey??
Posted by: tubal at July 01, 2020 03:02 PM (90T4r)

Sadly, he's real

Posted by: The Joker at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (Izzlo)

97 City of Richmond has announced it will remove all Confederate statues.

Good call. Blackmailers always walk away satisfied when you give in to their demands.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (luzVb)

98 Can you feel it coming in the air tonight?
Oh Lord.
Oh Lord.

Posted by: Phil Collins at July 01, 2020 03:07 PM (+oR7L)

99 Come Hurricane season we'll all be at the beach cheering the winds and waves in.

A little light relief.

Maybe the path cone will intersect Virginia or DC.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 01, 2020 03:07 PM (jnzLe)

100 Do not be fooled by the grunge-Nirvana look of Antifa. They are well organized and have a communications network akin to the Dark Net or a part of it. If shit gets really real, they will have to be dealt with and we have our hands tied behind our backs already given the corruption of our courts, media and corporate America.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 03:03 PM (s2VJv)

I know how goofy this sounds but it is most likely game room chats.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:07 PM (2C/uJ)

101 62 *shrug* I haven't been called up for jury duty in
ages. I don't pay taxes, I am kinda below their radar. The chances of
me ever being picked for a federal jury are about the same as you
winning Powerball.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:02 PM (KZzsI)


Depends on your State. SC gets their jury rolls from a myriad of sources, not just voter rolls.

Posted by: Vic at July 01, 2020 03:07 PM (mpXpK)

102 ...
She legitimately has blood on her hands. A 16 year old is dead because of her.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:04 PM (icI8A)


Several dead
and the rapes,
and the thefts,
and the destruction of property,
and failure to protect the taxpayers that lived there.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 03:07 PM (Zktzy)

103 I don't know if this Antifa-minimization is working IRL. A lifelong dem told me the other day about the Antifa threat. And she seemed scared.

Posted by: kallisto at July 01, 2020 03:07 PM (DJFLF)

104 4 Can't we have a story about cute Kitties?
Posted by: It's me donna


I'm with HER!

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2020 03:07 PM (W2Pud)

105 I used to think Civil War was a worst case scenario - now I'm becoming convinced it's a best-case scenario.

Unconditional Surrender by those we trust is the worst case.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (Kpl3J)

106 91 I am so sure of the demon worship thing that I completely expect eventually for news to come out about it. Tip of the iceberg stuff, connecting a LOT of dots, like Comet Pizza, Pedo Isle, NXIVM, and other oddities that keep cropping up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (KZzsI)

Demonic intervention would explain how people you wouldn't trust to sweep up a Denny's parking lot are in charge of everything.

Posted by: The Joker at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (Izzlo)

107 Hey everybody.

Ace, love ya man, thanks for keeping me sane and great content as usual, plus the place is really humming since you upgraded to the HoBoTronic 9000 last week.

BUT... :-) ... surprised you haven't been posting about the shitshow in Seattle yesterday and today. Then again I can understand if you're burnt out on them.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (L2ZTs)

108 Im not worried. I hear Sen. Braun is on the case.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (SjAGT)

109 Do not be fooled by the grunge-Nirvana look of Antifa. They are well organized and have a communications network akin to the Dark Net or a part of it. If shit gets really real, they will have to be dealt with and we have our hands tied behind our backs already given the corruption of our courts, media and corporate America.

- -

Well, if shit gets real I have an AR and learned great deterrence techniques from my St. Louis-based instructor.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (Ve//x)

110 Let the bodies hit the floor since the other side is begging for it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (IoYBb)

111 I wonder if Ron Johnson or James Lankford will have the guts to go on Tucker to defend their bill to replace Columbus day with Juneteenth...

Ryan James Girdusky
@RyanGirdusky
SCOOP: I'm hearing from sources that Sen. Braun is pulling his bill on qualified immunity after huge backlash from the Tucker Carlson interview and Indiana law enforcement
11:51 AM · Jul 1, 2020

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (FBrfY)

112 Charlie was a prophet ahead of his time.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (jnzLe)

113 75 Virginia used to be a state that could moderate Tim Goddamned Kaine, for crying out loud.

Now it's crap.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 01, 2020 03:04 PM (Ve//x)


In 2013 McDonnell beat Deeds by 30 points.

Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (ZfRYq)

114 You just described AOSHQ on most threads.

A lot of people who would be described as being a part of the "sinister white supremacist Boogaloo Movement, characterized by wearing Hawaiian shirts," post here.

It would make me laugh, but these people not only think that preposterous crap is true, but are in positions of power to do something about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (KZzsI)

115 89
I bet Charles Manson if he were alive today could actually run and win bigly as a Democrat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (s2VJv)


We'll have to airbrush out the forehead swastika for the general, but we'll make it work!

Posted by: DNC Makeup Consultant at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (PiwSw)

116 Why isn't Obama coming out and saying that the 16 year old black kid that died because of Mayor Jenny "could have been his son"? How come we aren't hearing about all his aspirations and dreams?

Oh, right, blue on blue, not interesting.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (icI8A)

117 The boogaloo is real a d its fantastic! /s fuck these folks. Shut down dhs, what good is it.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (0OmEj)

118 The formal Satanist guys are a joke. Satan is much more subtle then that. A compromise here, a compromise there and in a few years you are selling baby parts for your new sports car and thinking you are doing nothing wrong...
Posted by: 18-1 at July 01, 2020 02:59 PM (qlFIA)

Not just "nothing wrong" - you're an upstanding pillar of the community who has spent a lifetime being seen making empty genuflections at the idols and icons of popular leftism. If you're not a good, who is? How dare they!

Pride. It's the ultimate of the 7 deadly sins, and Satan's personal domain for a reason.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 01, 2020 03:09 PM (J+mig)

119 89
I bet Charles Manson if he were alive today could actually run and win bigly as a Democrat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (s2VJv)

Waiting for the new Manson. Surprised he isn't here already.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:09 PM (2C/uJ)

120 I think if the LIV sheep put their fucking phones down for a week, maybe they would wake up.

Naaah, who am I kidding?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 01, 2020 03:09 PM (ufFY8)

121 I know how goofy this sounds but it is most likely game room chats.
Posted by: Thesokorus

Not at all, I read some article recently about terrorists using them. Who thinks terrorism if you are logged into a game site? They had some other technical advantages, but I couldn't follow the IT part of it.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at July 01, 2020 03:09 PM (gaFth)

122 Can't we have a story about cute Kitties?
Posted by: It's me donna


Nah.

Boobs. Big, beautiful boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 01, 2020 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

123 106 91 I am so sure of the demon worship thing that I completely expect eventually for news to come out about it. Tip of the iceberg stuff, connecting a LOT of dots, like Comet Pizza, Pedo Isle, NXIVM, and other oddities that keep cropping up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (KZzsI)

Demonic intervention would explain how people you wouldn't trust to sweep up a Denny's parking lot are in charge of everything.
Posted by: The Joker at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (Izzlo)

Nah, that's just class formation and solidification. Raising barriers to entry against newcomers.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:09 PM (Zm+LZ)

124 "Well, how many Peachtree streets are there in Atlanta?

Posted by: Broseidon"


Dozens, maybe hundreds, nobody really knows. Could be more than the number of Waffle Houses.

Posted by: Ripley at July 01, 2020 03:09 PM (MxEKc)

125 I read that Am Greatness article this morning. I don't recall if Sefton linked to it or someone else did. Good article anyway.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 01, 2020 03:09 PM (4a9Vv)

126 In 2013 McDonnell beat Deeds by 30 points.
Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (ZfRYq)


Sorry off by an election cycle. 2009.

Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2020 03:09 PM (ZfRYq)

127 Big Lou likes Hawaiian Shirts Too!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 01, 2020 03:09 PM (wCmLp)

128 It's getting on close to the daily Time Warp, isn't it?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at July 01, 2020 03:09 PM (dfRN6)

129 83 I've never heard of "Boogaloo" until two weeks ago.
Posted by: WisRich at July 01, 2020 03:05 PM (G0vdT)

Gasp - You never saw "Break Dancing 2 - Electric Boogaloo???"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 03:09 PM (Kpl3J)

130 Let's make is a misdemeanor for all public employees, inclusive of politicians....because I'm pretty sure I can get a GoFund me going to pay my fines.

Posted by: Orson at July 01, 2020 03:10 PM (Bz0CG)

131 I*m certainly voting not guilty if I ever sit on a case of someone driving through a mob or shooting looters.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 01, 2020 02:58 PM

The tough part will be keeping a straight face when the judge asks if you can be objective.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at July 01, 2020 03:10 PM (GWDdA)

132 I bet Charles Manson if he were alive today could actually run and win bigly as a Democrat.

He could run for president with the Unabomber as a VP

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:10 PM (KZzsI)

133 People talking about the devil stuff?

Fun fact... if you have a copy of a DAW (digital audio workstation) program, such as Audacity, you can listen to anything you want to, backwards. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 01, 2020 03:10 PM (L2ZTs)

134 Man, I'm glad I learned small unit tactics 40 years ago...

Posted by: Archer at July 01, 2020 03:10 PM (gmo/4)

135 The Conservative Case for Cop Killing.

Posted by: cuckpublicans at July 01, 2020 03:10 PM (JFO2v)

136 Okay let's think about it this way. In terms of election positioning, and all factors considered, would you rather be in Biden or Trump's shoes right now?

That should tell you how much you need to worry about November.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 03:10 PM (B8RmS)

137 86

I dont get the joke.

Posted by: 17 Streets named Peachtree in Atlanta at July 01, 2020 03:10 PM (SjAGT)

138 In my state they don't call people over 70 for jury duty.

They know better.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 01, 2020 03:10 PM (jnzLe)

139 Charlie was a prophet ahead of his time.


Posted by: jakee308 at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (jnzLe)

A fair poet / songwriter, too.

/s

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2020 03:11 PM (q1Pj5)

140 So, I see things are still going sane.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 01, 2020 03:11 PM (A5zUN)

141 Nah, the Unabomber was too self-reliant to be a Dem candidate.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:11 PM (icI8A)

142 God will not be mocked.

Posted by: Jmel at July 01, 2020 03:11 PM (bVhJi)

143 Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo is the only time I've heard "Boogaloo" in my life.

Posted by: portlandon at July 01, 2020 03:11 PM (+oR7L)

144 78 So now that we have proof that CHOP could have been broken up on day one, can we say Mayor Durkan is directly responsible for every death and crime that stemmed from it? She legitimately has blood on her hands. A 16 year old is dead because of her.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too

actually, said 16 yo is dead because he was out in a known violent area at 330 in the morning.

THAT'S why he's dead.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2020 03:11 PM (W2Pud)

145 116 Why isn't Obama coming out and saying that the 16 year old black kid that died because of Mayor Jenny "could have been his son"? How come we aren't hearing about all his aspirations and dreams?

Oh, right, blue on blue, not interesting.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (icI8A)

For that matter, where the hell is BLM? Is it all good because it was Antifa that did it?

Posted by: Jordan61 at July 01, 2020 03:11 PM (6wG91)

146 I used to think Civil War was a worst case scenario - now I'm becoming convinced it's a best-case scenario.

Unconditional Surrender by those we trust is the worst case.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 03:08 PM (Kpl3J)

Patrick Henry had it.

War is not so terrible, and peace is not so sweet as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 01, 2020 03:11 PM (J+mig)

147 we'll need to take all our comms to the Art Thread, nobody will look for the Oolagoob there.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 01, 2020 03:11 PM (oAY8z)

148 Big breasted neko-grrls nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2020 03:12 PM (IoYBb)

149 Nah, that's just class formation and solidification. Raising barriers to entry against newcomers.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:09 PM (Zm+LZ)

The great Angelo Codevilla hints regularly that they are the same thing.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:12 PM (2C/uJ)

150 City of Richmond has announced it will remove all Confederate statues.
-----
Good call. Blackmailers always walk away satisfied when you give in to their demands.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (luzVb)


R.E. Lee, as everyone knows, resigned his commission in the U.S. Army to take over command of the Confederacy. Not for any other reason than the fact that he loved Virginia, and considered it to be HIS country.

After the war ended, as Richmond was trying to figure out what to do next, one Sunday in Church a black family came in and sat near the front. Not in the back, where the good folk thought they should.

Parishoners did not know what to do next. Tell them to leave? Get up and leave themselves?

In walks Robert E Lee. He quickly surveys the situation (he was good at that), and decides he knows what to do. He went and sat with the black family. Same pew.

That was that.

Not many people could have done that, and the effect was profound. But Lee is vilified by small minded fools today, because this is our world now.

Posted by: Clinton Inc Hitman at July 01, 2020 03:12 PM (hku12)

151 Odds the VA police unions still back Biden?

Posted by: The Joker at July 01, 2020 03:12 PM (Izzlo)

152 Because if you're not part of the woke brigade you're not allowed to notice that the country is double timing towards civil war, and certainly not allowed to discuss, plan and otherwise prepare open conflict in the US.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 01, 2020 03:12 PM (Y6UV7)

153 Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo is the only time I've heard "Boogaloo" in my life.
Posted by: portlandon at July 01, 2020 03:11 PM (+oR7L)


That's where it came from, IIRC. The joke was "Civil War 2: Electric Boogaloo." I.e. a sequel even worse than the first one.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 01, 2020 03:12 PM (wCmLp)

154 "Take MLK NW to MLK E, go right to MLK SW and bear left to MLK WSW until you get to the third statue of MLK."

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (Ve//x)
So you've been to Portland?


Posted by: portlandon at July 01, 2020 03:12 PM (+oR7L)

155 How about another bill reducing shooting a felon or ex-con on sight to a misdemeanor, say, littering?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:13 PM (pmpob)

156 136 Okay let's think about it this way. In terms of election positioning, and all factors considered, would you rather be in Biden or Trump's shoes right now?

That should tell you how much you need to worry about November.
Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 03:10 PM (B8RmS)

Well said. Putting more money on Trump

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:13 PM (2C/uJ)

157 Ive used the term boogaloo to refer to something happening a second time. Like for example, Roberts is Souter 2, Electric Boogaloo. Never knew it was a civil war thing until maybe 2 weeks ago. Liberals ruin fucking everything.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 01, 2020 03:13 PM (SjAGT)

158 X 2:Electric Boogaloo was a meme before there were memes.

Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2020 03:13 PM (ZfRYq)

159
More Boob a loo, less boogaloo...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 03:13 PM (s2VJv)

160 95 Well, how many Peachtree streets are there in Atlanta?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:06 PM (icI8A)

just fyi, I went to Atlanta once, just to tour the local battlefields (also drove up to Kennesaw Mountain) All of those names, I believe, come from Peachtree Creek which runs through the core of Atlanta, and which was the site of a lot of the heavy fighting in 1864.

if you ever go back on Jeopardy, you might need to know that, you know.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 03:14 PM (Kpl3J)

161
Rioting, looting, arson and attacks on cops and civilians and our "Intelligence" Community is out looking for guys in Hawaiian shirts. Got to imagine the rest of the world laughs at those lefty turds

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 03:14 PM (mpeBU)

162 I just heard that CO's Gov Polesmoker just signed a bill to remove qualified immunity from police officers in the state. I can see where a lot of them won't do the job for fear of being sued into oblivion.

Posted by: Old Blue at July 01, 2020 03:14 PM (VNmG1)

163 "actually, said 16 yo is dead because he was out in a known violent area at 330 in the morning.

THAT'S why he's dead.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2020 03:11 PM (W2Pud)"

An area that should not have existed if the mayor did her job. Killed by the "police" of a polity that did not actually exist. I live in Cleveland, for fuck's sake. You know how many 'violent areas' I've been driving through at all hours? I don't get killed because so far no lawless 'autonomous' hellholes have cropped up.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:14 PM (icI8A)

164 Boogeyman was too on the nose?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 01, 2020 03:14 PM (Wm5SB)

165 Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo is the only time I've heard "Boogaloo" in my life.
Posted by: portlandon at July 01, 2020 03:11 PM (+oR7L)


Boogaloo? That old shit been played out back in 1967.

Posted by: NWA Lyrics at July 01, 2020 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

166 I think the whole Let It Burn v Make It Burn thing is getting hashed out.

Posted by: blaster at July 01, 2020 03:14 PM (ZfRYq)

167
Can't we have a story about cute Kitties?

Posted by: It's me donna



Nah.



Boobs. Big, beautiful boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 01, 2020 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

Aesthetic pussies and pillowy puppies!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2020 03:15 PM (q1Pj5)

168 Ace and everyone, I hope you don't mind if I post this here.

I wrote it a few months ago and was going to see if I could get this published in the Babylon Bee. But since I was unable to, and the lockdowns seem to be waning, I'll go ahead and share it. Hope you all enjoy.

MICHIGAN GOVERNOR WHITMER REVEALED
TO ACTUALLY BE THE DEVIL


LANSING, MICHIGAN - In a stunning revelation today, it has been found that controversial Governor of the State of Michigan, Gretchen Whitmer, who was elected to the office in 2018 and reviled nationwide for her draconian Coronavirus lockdown restrictions, is actually the devil.

After months of speculation and by watching recent developments, religious scholars throughout the U.S. have confirmed Whitmer is no less than Beelzebub of biblical lore. "If she's not Satan, I don't know who else could be," said Thomas Brinkman, Director of Workman Institute of Theology in Detroit. "The events in the capitol are too bewildering to otherwise explain."

Among the proofs given for finding Whitmer is really Old Scratch, are the following recent events in Lansing:

- Many Republican lawmakers have been instantly transformed into newts, frogs, or other swamp-oriented animal species. "As you can imagine, this has been a difficult time for me and my family as well as my constituents," said Ron Gerald, a Republican representing District 117 of Tollridge, Michigan and an outspoken critic of Whitmer's emergency decrees. On March 18, he was turned into a frog and suspects Whitmer of the deed. "Besides being forced to eat flies the rest of my life, becoming a frog hasn't been great for my life expectancy or future tenure as a community lawmaker."

- During private legislative sessions, witnesses say Whitmer often appears out of a puff of smoke with an electric guitar, and forces attendees to endure her hours-long renditions
of Led Zeppelin's classic song 'Stairway To Heaven.' After recording these performances and playing them backwards, it's been found they reveal the tortured wails of millions of
condemned souls, crying out for salvation. "It gets pretty boring and disturbing after a while," said a witness who chose to remain anonymous. It is also claimed that during these
meetings, Whitmer has demonstrated the power to make time run backward so that her ever-extending Covid-19 lockdown deadlines take longer and longer to arrive.

- Strange occurrences are also reported at the Michigan Governor's Mansion which have stunned state residents. "The day after Whitmer moved in, every last bit of flora on the grounds died, yet she forbids me to replace it," said Myrna Brittain, long-time state groundskeeper. Visitors also report that every wall, floor and ceiling of the mansion has been vandalized with graffiti of pentagrams, upside-down crosses, and blasphemous or
obscene imagery.

Reflecting America's partisan divide, however, Michigan Democrats don't see it the same way. "We think Gretchen's got what it takes to mesmerize the national stage," said Nick Black, DNC Co-Chair for the Southern Michigan District. "We have big plans for her to become president, and even a global leadership position! She has a secret plan for world peace that she wants to reveal in some valley in Israel, once she's selected."

Several requests by Babylon Bee journalists for Whitmer to confirm or deny these findings were ignored, and when an envelope of questions was mailed to the governor, it was
returned containing only ashes. Also, while investigating this story, Bee intern Bethany Morris mysteriously appeared at a Democratic event where the governor was present, yelled "It's all for you, Gretchen!" and then threw herself off a cliff. Further details will be reported as our team gathers them.

-30-

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 01, 2020 03:15 PM (L2ZTs)

169 Boob-a-loo?

Oh Lucy you got some explaining to do

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2020 03:15 PM (IoYBb)

170 The first time I saw Boogaloo since the aforementioned Breakin' 2 was a video on youtube by one of the gun channels 'Top Ten Boogaloo guns'. TFB? T- something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 01, 2020 03:15 PM (A5zUN)

171 It won't be 'MLK', the BLaMeTifas aren't fond of him at all.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at July 01, 2020 03:15 PM (oAY8z)

172 I don't support defunding the police, so I'm going to vote for democrats to keep that from happening! - The Logical Conclusion of All The Polls You're Seeing

Posted by: Two Weeks From Eating Low Carb Cheetos at July 01, 2020 03:15 PM (+dsLj)

173 So in VA speeding will be a worse offense than beating the shit out of a cop. I

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 01, 2020 03:15 PM (SjAGT)

174 The demonic fits well as a match for the dnc and the progressive dems. Remember you can't spell demonic without dem. Seriously the demonic influence is real.

Posted by: USNtakim at July 01, 2020 03:16 PM (0OmEj)

175 Oh well, at least Trump's Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff is a courageous patriot loyal to the President and with us.


Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS at July 01, 2020 03:16 PM (6nN7e)

176 Step 1: Reduce power of local Police
Step 2: Chaos
Step 3: Federal storm troopers

Posted by: lorien1973 at July 01, 2020 03:16 PM (SpKeo)

177 If you see those Hawaiian shirts .. be sure to look for the "blue igloo"

Posted by: SMOD at July 01, 2020 03:16 PM (3aI0K)

178 169 Boob-a-loo?

Oh Lucy you got some explaining to do
Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2020 03:15 PM (IoYBb)



"I'll do all the thinnin' around here Baba-Louie!"

- - Senor Quicksdraw

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 03:16 PM (s2VJv)

179 An area that should not have existed if the mayor did her job. Killed by the "police" of a polity that did not actually exist. I live in Cleveland, for fuck's sake. You know how many 'violent areas' I've been driving through at all hours? I don't get killed because so far no lawless 'autonomous' hellholes have cropped up.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too

you are correct in that the area should not have existed at all.

however, when a person willingly puts themself in harm's way.... when the situation was totally avoidable, then that person bear responsibility for their own choices.

sorry he's dead.
but I wouldn't go there at 330 am.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2020 03:16 PM (W2Pud)

180 176 Step 1: Reduce power of local Police
Step 2: Chaos
Step 3: Federal storm troopers
Posted by: lorien1973 at July 01, 2020 03:16 PM (SpKeo)

NGOs are gonna figure in there somewhere

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:17 PM (2C/uJ)

181 149 Nah, that's just class formation and solidification. Raising barriers to entry against newcomers.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:09 PM (Zm+LZ)

The great Angelo Codevilla hints regularly that they are the same thing.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:12 PM (2C/uJ)

It would tend to mistake cause and effect in regards to demon worship. Attempts to summon demons and utilize curses and various forms of magic are very popular in the lower class(there's a reddit for this sort of thing). Quite obviously, these efforts are unsuccessful.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:17 PM (Zm+LZ)

182 Step 1: Reduce power of local Police
Step 2: Chaos
Step 3: Federal storm troopers
------------
This

Posted by: DrC at July 01, 2020 03:17 PM (mleV+)

183 159
More Boob a loo, less boogaloo...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 03:13 PM (s2VJv)

I think we can all get behind that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 01, 2020 03:17 PM (A5zUN)

184 Heh. Synchronicity

My mom just called, she says she got paperwork calling for her to serve on a Grand Jury panel. She's 85 years old this year and in bad health so they'll excuse her but... interesting coinkidink

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:17 PM (KZzsI)

185 Un blue berets

Posted by: Anna Puma at July 01, 2020 03:17 PM (IoYBb)

186 Read Vigilant Citizen for a few days, but first read the "about" pages, and then the articles, nd you'll begin to see just how deep the Satanist activity is, and how widespread.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 01, 2020 03:17 PM (lW69B)

187 162 I just heard that CO's Gov Polesmoker just signed a bill to remove qualified immunity from police officers in the state. I can see where a lot of them won't do the job for fear of being sued into oblivion.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 01, 2020 03:14 PM (VNmG1)

It's not even about when cops do something genuinely wrong. This invites and makes certain a Soros funded cadre of lawyers filing harassment suits across the country. Jail house lawyers will file non stop because, why not?

It's just Alinsky again and again. Overwhelm the system.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 01, 2020 03:17 PM (Wm5SB)

188 160 Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 03:14 PM (Kpl3J)


Did you catch the link this morning that there is a push to rename the MLB MVP Award because it's named for Kenesaw Mountain Landis?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 03:18 PM (s2VJv)

189 And just to bring this from the last thread and probably the thread before for some people. Fox Soul is a part of Fox Corp. Fox Corp is the company of what the Murdoch's still own after they sold 20th Century Fox to the mouse.

Posted by: Buzzion at July 01, 2020 03:18 PM (CQ3bN)

190 Unconditional Surrender by those we trust is the worst case.

Posted by: Tom Servo


I am with you and have been right here all along. There is a Fifth Column in this country. But for everyone of those Fifth column "combatants" there are 3 or more "support troops" that go along willingly or unconsciously.

These gray zone people are the "go along to get along" types that insist that social distancing is not a big deal, closing state borders and requiring medical exams to go into the DMV are "not a big deal".

I am sick of talking about masks, but will say that it has nothing to do with hating the mask itself. It is what it represents: at best a hazy, confusing semi-medical based prevention effort ( more likely politically-based talismanic bullshit) that has been directly contradicted over and over by the same numbnuts elitist assholes that are now demanding it.


Its the obeisance and the collaboration with evil totalitarian filth that truly , deeply believe that they are morally superior. Divine creatures sent to rule us demanding that we worship them.


Seriously, man are we really doomed to repeat this shit?


Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 03:18 PM (luzVb)

191 I'm glad I did not trust that weather prediction for today and put out my temp detectors. They said zero chance of rain through tonight. It is now raining cats and dogs.

Posted by: Vic at July 01, 2020 03:18 PM (mpXpK)

192 168 Ace and everyone, I hope you don't mind if I post this here.

I wrote it a few months ago and was going to see if I could get this published in the Babylon Bee. But since I was unable to, and the lockdowns seem to be waning, I'll go ahead and share it. Hope you all enjoy.

...

-30-
Posted by: qdpsteve at July 01, 2020 03:15 PM (L2ZTs)



Well done.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 01, 2020 03:18 PM (PiwSw)

193
This tells me that "defund the police" is polling really Really REALLY badly.

So if they can't get away with taking money away from law enforcement agencies in Virginia, they'll just make it so dangerous to be a cop that they'll quit en-masse.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 01, 2020 03:18 PM (EGyGV)

194 If you lump the lesson of Katrina (for the 1st 48 hours, you are on your own) with the incomplete LEO coverage (laid out in Warren v District of Columbia) and the clear lack of LEO response in many major urban centers, your only conclusion is run, don;t walk, to the nearest FFL.
The lesson to draw from the McCloskeys is that you want to buy a big, easily seen gun. If it isn't big, it should look big.

Posted by: SMOD at July 01, 2020 03:18 PM (3aI0K)

195 Geez, went to my gynecologist appt. and I come back to find out Fox fired Ed Henry whom I like and Judge Alito May retire. Double crap!

Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2020 03:18 PM (wiXsO)

196 Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo is the only time I've heard "Boogaloo" in my life.

Posted by: portlandon at July 01, 2020 03:11 PM (+oR7L)

Back off Boogaloo was a Ringo Starr song that came out in 1972. He claims that Marc Bolan of T. Rex called everything boogaloo and that's where he got it from.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (mpeBU)

197 If you were running a Republican GOTV campaign, what would you have done differently than Democrats have done for the last 3.5 years...?

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (B8RmS)

198 Shadout, thanks!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (L2ZTs)

199 It would tend to mistake cause and effect in regards to demon worship. Attempts to summon demons and utilize curses and various forms of magic are very popular in the lower class(there's a reddit for this sort of thing). Quite obviously, these efforts are unsuccessful.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:17 PM (Zm+LZ)

Are you at all familiar with the history or Occult organizations wrt to social class here and in Europe?

Crowley? Theosophy? Masonry?

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (2C/uJ)

200 194 . If it isn't big, it should look big.
Posted by: SMOD at July 01, 2020 03:18 PM (3aI0K)


SuperSoaker with a Krylon paint job...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (s2VJv)

201 Also one of the husbands waiting in the waiting room for his wife, was sporting a Trump mask.

Posted by: redridinghood at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (wiXsO)

202 My wife has a college friend who is married to a cop. She has always been on Team Blue. Bigly. Would have sucked Obamas dick in public if given the opportunity. And today after the Dem party has essentially said they want her husband dead? Still on team blue all the way. Not sure how he feels, but I remember in 2012 he was all for Obama. Doubt he has changed too much. And how much money have police unions given to the Ds over the decades?

There is a lot of LOLGF for me on this issue.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (SjAGT)

203 The lesson to draw from the McCloskeys is that you want to buy a big, easily seen gun. If it isn't big, it should look big.
Posted by: SMOD at July 01, 2020 03:18 PM (3aI0K)


Another lesson is: after you have it, learn to use the dang thing rather than waving it around all over the place....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (PiwSw)

204 . . . and then make refusal to wear a mask outside your home a felony!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (q1Pj5)

205 oh, as the "Lincoln Project" was mentioned earlier, this is from The Atlantic of all places (seen at Twitchy):

"The Republican super PAC has amassed a substantial war chest," the report said, "but it has come under scrutiny for funneling money to its advisory board members and spending relatively little airing political ads to influence voters. The group also hides some of its vendors by stealthily paying subcontractors, making it difficult to follow the money. The Lincoln Project reported spending nearly $1.4 million through March. Almost all of that money went to the group's board members and firms run by them." This is, indeed, similar to what all PACs have done from the day of their invention.

[yeah, I think "grifters" fits]

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (4a9Vv)

206 This is obviously a stupid move. However, some prosecutors get really happy with the whole concept of assault/battery of a LEO and tack it on to every single charge if you do literally anything other than lay down and let them pepper spray and cuff you.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (svbBD)

207 155
How about another bill reducing shooting a felon or ex-con on sight to a misdemeanor, say, littering?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:13 PM (pmpob)

+++
LOL.
The cops are already sitting ducks. Just a few years back there was a spate of cop killings and we've had several every year ever since. So yeah, what a good idea to allow thugs to hassle the police at their leisure. What the hell is wrong with govt. people? They are just stupidly insane.

Posted by: washrivergal at July 01, 2020 03:20 PM (UAOfD)

208 and can Pixy Minxy do something about curly quotes?

Soitanly not!

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 01, 2020 03:20 PM (4a9Vv)

209 This is still the USA, and people are allowed to drive wherever the fuck they want in public. We shouldn't have cities with actual no-go zones like we're Mogadishu. And IIRC they were targeted due to mistaken identity. Maybe their GPS told them to go through that way? Should kids need to know every unsafe nook and cranny the way I'm sure they do in Somalia or Venezuela?

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:20 PM (icI8A)

210 184 Heh. Synchronicity

My mom just called, she says she got paperwork calling for her to serve on a Grand Jury panel. She's 85 years old this year and in bad health so they'll excuse her but... interesting coinkidink
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:17 PM (KZzsI)

Maybe TJM just needs a different lottery instead of Powerball than.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:20 PM (Zm+LZ)

211 144 78 So now that we have proof that CHOP could have been broken up on day one, can we say Mayor Durkan is directly responsible for every death and crime that stemmed from it? She legitimately has blood on her hands. A 16 year old is dead because of her.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too

I was posting here that Trump should start shouting that as soon as the boy died. Otherwise the MSM would ignore the killing completely, 90% of the public would never hear about it, and Mayor Jenny would skate and end up claiming that she was the one who cleaned it all up.

Well he didn't, and they didn't, and she did.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)

212 Can we get 4chan to convince the media the movement has been secretly renamed to Bababooey?

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 03:21 PM (B8RmS)

213 Saying that antifa is anti-facist is like calling people who vote and support only democratic officials Republicans....

Wait, hold on...I think I see something here.... like a pattern... maybe...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at July 01, 2020 03:21 PM (UUBmN)

214 193
This tells me that "defund the police" is polling really Really REALLY badly.

So if they can't get away with taking money away from law enforcement agencies in Virginia, they'll just make it so dangerous to be a cop that they'll quit en-masse.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 01, 2020 03:18 PM (EGyGV)


Bingo. Just look at the massive early retirements in LA and NY and elsewhere as the model.

Plus with all minority jury pools, Soros DA's and radical judges, watch police departments abolish themselves.

Cass Sunstein's "nudge" in the right direction.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 03:21 PM (s2VJv)

215 chains and slavery.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at July 01, 2020 03:11 PM (J+mig)


Problem is the young have been convinced they're either wrapped in chains or enslaving the rest.

Completely false but then they've never had a tough day in their lives. Not since about the 90's.

We've had it pretty quiet and peaceful comparatively for the last 30 years. These kids of all ages and colors have no idea what they are trying to invoke.

And they'll find it won't go back into the bottle very easily.

Just read about a few of the Revolutions in the world and learn how many of the idealistic leaders were among the first to pay with their own blood.

Or the Unionists who wound up being slaves and starving to death all because they felt they were being taken advantage of. They soon found out what oppression really is like.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 01, 2020 03:21 PM (jnzLe)

216 just heard that CO's Gov Polesmoker just signed a bill to remove qualified immunity from police officers in the state. I can see where a lot of them won't do the job for fear of being sued into oblivion.
-----------
Sometimes doing your best just isn't enough. See malpractice. Or DOJ prosecution of "pill mills"

Posted by: DrC at July 01, 2020 03:21 PM (mleV+)

217 If it isn't big, it should look big.

Posted by: SMOD at July 01, 2020 03:18 PM (3aI0K)


Manscaping helps, so says a friend.

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2020 03:22 PM (q1Pj5)

218 Someguy, it's not the lower classes pretending at demonism that are sucessful.

It's the opposite, the elites who have "taken the ticket".

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 01, 2020 03:22 PM (lW69B)

219 It was the bullet in his head that killed him.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 03:22 PM (Zktzy)

220 209 This is still the USA, and people are allowed to drive wherever the fuck they want in public. We shouldn't have cities with actual no-go zones like we're Mogadishu. And IIRC they were targeted due to mistaken identity. Maybe their GPS told them to go through that way? Should kids need to know every unsafe nook and cranny the way I'm sure they do in Somalia or Venezuela?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too


I agree, you SHOULD be able to go wherever you want whenever you want.

However, I wouldn't choose to be in that area at 330am during a violent demonstration. and those kids most certainly didn't get lost. they were there to either observe trouble or to join in on it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2020 03:22 PM (W2Pud)

221 219 It was the bullet in his head that killed him.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 03:22 PM (Zktzy)


"Wrong."

- - Chinese Lung AIDS

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 03:22 PM (s2VJv)

222 199 It would tend to mistake cause and effect in regards to demon worship. Attempts to summon demons and utilize curses and various forms of magic are very popular in the lower class(there's a reddit for this sort of thing). Quite obviously, these efforts are unsuccessful.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:17 PM (Zm+LZ)

Are you at all familiar with the history or Occult organizations wrt to social class here and in Europe?

Crowley? Theosophy? Masonry?
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (2C/uJ)

Plenty familiar. It is an emergent sign of degeneration in an elite class that has less and less survival pressure, not something that exists in the capable or up and coming.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

223 Sacramento is pissed they didn't think of this first. Time to raise the bar, California!

Posted by: t-bird at July 01, 2020 03:23 PM (ELgVT)

224 "Did you catch the link this morning that there is a push to rename the MLB MVP Award because it's named for Kenesaw Mountain Landis?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 03:18 PM (s2VJv)"

Which most fans wouldn't even know. Nobody calls it the Landis Trophy.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:23 PM (icI8A)

225 187 162 I just heard that CO's Gov Polesmoker just signed a bill to remove qualified immunity from police officers in the state. I can see where a lot of them won't do the job for fear of being sued into oblivion.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 01, 2020 03:14 PM (VNmG1)

It's not even about when cops do something genuinely wrong. This invites and makes certain a Soros funded cadre of lawyers filing harassment suits across the country. Jail house lawyers will file non stop because, why not?

It's just Alinsky again and again. Overwhelm the system.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 01, 2020 03:17 PM (Wm5SB)

Simple, pass a law so that loser pays if you sue a Government Employee for stuff done on the Job,

AND, put in some language to be able to fine those who bring absurd harassing Lawsuits.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 03:23 PM (NgKpN)

226 That boogaloo thing... its like falling for the 4chan OK sign stupidity.

Its amazing to me how dumb and easily manipulated the left is
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


This is not about how dumb the Left is.

This is about the so-called Deep State fighting back against Donald Trump and the conservative populists that support him.

They are creating a phantom conspiracy (A Phantom Menace??) to get "independents" to think twice about supporting Trump.

It's an Op from the Deep State players. Appearing everywhere in theaters soon!

The Deep State Strikes Back!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 01, 2020 03:23 PM (vcOmj)

227 199 It would tend to mistake cause and effect in regards to demon worship. Attempts to summon demons and utilize curses and various forms of magic are very popular in the lower class(there's a reddit for this sort of thing). Quite obviously, these efforts are unsuccessful.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:17 PM (Zm+LZ)

Are you at all familiar with the history or Occult organizations wrt to social class here and in Europe?

Crowley? Theosophy? Masonry?
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (2C/uJ)



The Illuminati! The Queen! The Colonel!

Posted by: Buzzion at July 01, 2020 03:24 PM (CQ3bN)

228 162
I just heard that CO's Gov Polesmoker just signed a bill to remove
qualified immunity from police officers in the state. I can see where a
lot of them won't do the job for fear of being sued into oblivion.


Posted by: Old Blue at July 01, 2020 03:14 PM (VNmG1)

__________


The Left is doing for law enforcement (and really every institution around the world) what DeathCare did for healthcare and health insurance in this country.

Posted by: ShainS at July 01, 2020 03:24 PM (6nN7e)

229 217 If it isn't big, it should look big.

Posted by: SMOD at July 01, 2020 03:18 PM (3aI0K)


Manscaping helps, so says a friend.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2020 03:22 PM (q1Pj5)

knock down the bushes and the tree looks bigger

Posted by: cuckpublicans at July 01, 2020 03:24 PM (JFO2v)

230 Buzzion: well, EVERYONE knows that KFC's chicken coating contains mind-altering chemicals. That's a given.

Also, the original name of Raising Cane's? Co-Cane's.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 01, 2020 03:25 PM (L2ZTs)

231 yeah, I think "grifters" fits

Yep, that's all it is. Its an organization designed to enrich its main members. I mean, they aren't opposed to their stated policies succeeding, but they are just in it to get rich.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:25 PM (KZzsI)

232
If you were running a Republican GOTV campaign, what would you have done differently than Democrats have done for the last 3.5 years...?
Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (B8RmS)




Alternately...

If you were a violent Maoist commie cocksucker who wanted to destroy Western Civilization and bring about misery, slavery, death and genocide, what would you have done differently than Democrats have done for the last 80+ years?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 01, 2020 03:25 PM (EGyGV)

233 Buzzion: well, EVERYONE knows that KFC's chicken coating contains mind-altering chemicals. That's a given.

You crave it fortnightly.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 01, 2020 03:25 PM (wCmLp)

234 Did you catch the link this morning that there is a push to rename the MLB MVP Award because it's named for Kenesaw Mountain Landis?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 03:18 PM (s2VJv)

no missed that, good grief. Btw, I've always admired his parents for having the boldness to name their kid that! Now there's some non-conformists.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 03:26 PM (Kpl3J)

235 Emergent processes are lame explanations. I'm tired of them. The effects we see are intended and made to happen. There is no basis for assuming they are not. Lawfare and Soros are not emergent phenomena.

These orgs do manage to both control key chokepoints of power AND perpetuate themselves over time.

And they do so by co-ordinating their hierarchies for multiple purposes.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:26 PM (2C/uJ)

236 Re: Demonic influence & what's going on in our country, read the open letter from Archbishop Vigano, former Papal ambassador to the United States, to President Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/y9j289hx

Posted by: The Joker at July 01, 2020 03:26 PM (Izzlo)

237 Simple, pass a law so that loser pays if you sue a Government Employee for stuff done on the Job, AND, put in some language to be able to fine those who bring absurd harassing Lawsuits

**********

This makes a lot of sense so obviously it will never be implemented.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Eating Low Carb Cheetos at July 01, 2020 03:26 PM (+dsLj)

238 They're not worried about Defund the Police polling. It's called The Big Ask.

A negotiating tactic to make all the shit they *really* want to do seem reasonable by comparison.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 03:26 PM (B8RmS)

239 However, I wouldn't choose to be in that area at 330am during a violent demonstration. and those kids most certainly didn't get lost. they were there to either observe trouble or to join in on it.
Posted by: nurse ratched


18-1 commented on this yesterday, and I concurred.

It was likely a drug deal gone bad. BLM will want to make money dealing drugs when they effectively neutralize police depts anywhere.

And then, they will run afoul of real drug gangs.

And no, hilarity won't ensue.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 01, 2020 03:26 PM (vcOmj)

240 I'll be wearing a racist Hawaiian shirt as racistly possible here.

Posted by: butch at July 01, 2020 03:26 PM (hXu8T)

241 OK. Just remember this when they come to arrest you for "brandishing" your weapon at "peaceful protesters". They are just going to decrease my reluctance to tell cops on the wrong side of this to fuck off and get off my lawn.

Posted by: DPICM at July 01, 2020 03:27 PM (W1EDf)

242 I don't believe there will be any independents this year.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 01, 2020 03:27 PM (jnzLe)

243 Posted by: jakee308 at July 01, 2020 03:21 PM (jnzLe)

And Yet the US Military has been at War for 20 of those 30 years.

We've just sheltered them from the consequences.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 03:27 PM (NgKpN)

244 re 230: I thought that was Church's Chicken

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 01, 2020 03:27 PM (4a9Vv)

245 However, I wouldn't choose to be in that area at 330am during a violent demonstration. and those kids most certainly didn't get lost. they were there to either observe trouble or to join in on it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2020 03:22 PM (W2Pud)


So you agree that women wearing revealing clothing are *asking for it*.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 03:27 PM (Zktzy)

246 I remember when they did this with "Tippecanoe Tyler Too!"

Posted by: Martin Van Buren at July 01, 2020 03:27 PM (+oR7L)

247 mallfly, I think Church's copied the Colonel's actual original recipe ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 01, 2020 03:27 PM (L2ZTs)

248 Wait, this is a story based on a verifiable original source?

Is that even allowed?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 01, 2020 03:28 PM (GbPPJ)

249 Did you catch the link this morning that there is a push to rename the MLB MVP Award because it's named for Kenesaw Mountain Landis?

MLB is dead anyway, doesn't matter what they name anything any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:28 PM (KZzsI)

250 The media spent a lot of time telling people that CHOP *wasn't* violent and the mayor officially sanctioned it (until protestors showed up at her house, of course). If I'm a credulous kid, why would I think I'm risking my life just by being somewhat close?

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:28 PM (icI8A)

251 Another lesson is: after you have it, learn to use the dang thing rather than waving it around all over the place....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (PiwSw)


Maybe not. Making it obvious you have no idea what you're doing with the weapon might scare people more than the converse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:28 PM (pmpob)

252 This coming election is where we choose up sides and flip a coin to see who starts it off.

Posted by: jakee308 at July 01, 2020 03:28 PM (jnzLe)

253 Do this with politicians and I could get behind this.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 01, 2020 03:28 PM (pw+jk)

254 I weep to remember how when I was young non-conformists were still admired and celebrated.

Now the only way to be "Cool" is to always do exactly what your "social influencers" order you to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 03:28 PM (Kpl3J)

255 Speaking of Landis...

would I be in trouble if I admitted there are some historic figures I don't mind being canceled in today's culture?

Woodrow Wilson is one. Also Robert Byrd, of course.

Posted by: qdpsteve at July 01, 2020 03:29 PM (L2ZTs)

256 Housekeeper at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (PiwSw)

Maybe not. Making it obvious you have no idea what you're doing with the weapon might scare people more than the converse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:28 PM (pmpob)


Crazy is a weapon.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 03:29 PM (Zktzy)

257 245 However, I wouldn't choose to be in that area at 330am during a violent demonstration. and those kids most certainly didn't get lost. they were there to either observe trouble or to join in on it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2020 03:22 PM (W2Pud)

So you agree that women wearing revealing clothing are *asking for it*.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 03:27 PM (Zktzy)


Or conversely, she might be suggesting that whole area should be a free-fire zone.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:29 PM (pmpob)

258 So you agree that women wearing revealing clothing are *asking for it*.
Posted by: Braenyard

I didn't say that

However, if a woman is out at 330am, wearing next to nothing, and looking for trouble, perhaps she shouldn't be so offended when she finds it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2020 03:29 PM (W2Pud)

259 Plenty familiar. It is an emergent sign of degeneration in an elite class that has less and less survival pressure, not something that exists in the capable or up and coming.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

My post at 235 was in reply to this.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:29 PM (2C/uJ)

260 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at July 01, 2020 03:29 PM (s2Zir)

261 IOW, the "intelligence" "community" is all-in with the #Resistance ?

wow, didn't see that one coming.

/s

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 01, 2020 03:29 PM (0IMgo)

262 Speaking of insane Democrats, has Adam Schiff been quieter than usual lately, or have have I missed something?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 03:29 PM (lgiXo)

263 Maybe not. Making it obvious you have no idea what you're doing with the weapon might scare people more than the converse.

That guy was a hell of a lot less intimidating than his wife, and he had a much more powerful weapon in his hands. She was clearly unsure how the thing worked or how to use it but was obviously more than willing to and a danger to everyone within 400 yards.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)

264 Another lesson is: after you have it, learn to use the dang thing rather than waving it around all over the place....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (PiwSw)



Maybe not. Making it obvious you have no idea what you're doing with the weapon might scare people more than the converse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:28 PM (pmpob)

===
That was what I was saying to Mrs. Jukin last night. Makes them more scary up to a point. Then...

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 01, 2020 03:30 PM (pw+jk)

265 Crazy is a weapon.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 03:29 PM (Zktzy)


Yep. As is incompetence, under some circumstances.

For my part, I'd be a lot more nervous at some fool waving a gun around who obviously had no idea what he was doing, than I would be of someone who just as obviously did know what he was doing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:30 PM (pmpob)

266 Scott Adams
@ScottAdamsSays
If Biden is elected, there's a good chance you will be dead within the year.
5:49 AM · Jul 1, 2020

Replying to
@ScottAdamsSays 6h
Republicans will be hunted.

Replying to
@ScottAdamsSays 6h
Police will stand down.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 01, 2020 03:30 PM (FBrfY)

267 I don't believe there will be any independents this year.


Posted by: jakee308 at July 01, 2020 03:27 PM (jnzLe)

There's always Independents. People who don't necessarily care about politics but they take their vote seriously. They vote for who makes them "feel" better about their vote.
And that determination is probably made in seconds in September or October. They are basically oblivious to everything but want to be counted.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 03:30 PM (B8RmS)

268 It was the bullet in his head that killed him.
Posted by: Braenyard


Or maybe the Low Spark of High Heeled Boys....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 01, 2020 03:30 PM (vcOmj)

269 We have to vote their scum out.

We have to hold our scum's feet to the fire if we can't primary.

It's only 2% causing the trouble.

I'd hate to have to cull the herd. Better to convince them.

Posted by: torabora at July 01, 2020 03:30 PM (Y274z)

270 Housekeeper at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (PiwSw)



Maybe not. Making it obvious you have no idea what you're doing with the weapon might scare people more than the converse.



Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:28 PM (pmpob)





Crazy is a weapon.



Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 03:29 PM (Zktzy)

A movie franchise, even.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 01, 2020 03:30 PM (q1Pj5)

271

Who knew the MST3K guys were all white supremacists?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2020 03:31 PM (aKsyK)

272 has Adam Schiff been quieter than usual lately, or have have I missed something?

He was around yesterday in front of a camera with a black mask on, bleating about Russian collusion, again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:31 PM (KZzsI)

273 I wonder what the flashpoint will be. The pushback is going to happen. The right has taken so much abuse and so many setbacks and cultural losses. What will finally get us to strike back?

Posted by: USNtakim at July 01, 2020 03:31 PM (0OmEj)

274 Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:29 PM (2C/uJ)

I like the cut of your jib.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 03:31 PM (B8RmS)

275 235 Emergent processes are lame explanations. I'm tired of them. The effects we see are intended and made to happen. There is no basis for assuming they are not. Lawfare and Soros are not emergent phenomena.

These orgs do manage to both control key chokepoints of power AND perpetuate themselves over time.

And they do so by co-ordinating their hierarchies for multiple purposes.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:26 PM (2C/uJ)

So they co-ordinate themselves into self-destruction literally every time? The cycle is capable elite, union style protections and elite overproduction, combustion of society or alternatively a temporary reset where a ruler thins the elite population. The tendency to engage in conspiracy and other nonsense isn't the source of their power but is the cause of their inevitable downfall. Somehow a dysfunctional shitshow like Hunter Biden and indeed an entire class of people like Hunter Biden is running an all-powerful conspiracy?

Overwhelmingly demon worshippers are losers in life. That a very small proportion of them happen to exist in the elite when the elite class begins to decay doesn't indicate demons can do much of anything. Read the accounts of exorcists and you won't find anything suggesting that demons are really capable of providing much of anything.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:31 PM (Zm+LZ)

276 Good, they found the shooter in Utah.


https://tinyurl.com/ya87kdrb

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2020 03:31 PM (r+sAi)

277 250 The media spent a lot of time telling people that CHOP *wasn't* violent and the mayor officially sanctioned it (until protestors showed up at her house, of course). If I'm a credulous kid, why would I think I'm risking my life just by being somewhat close?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too

I live here and work within a few blocks of CHAZ.
there isn't a rational person in the city who believed this was a peaceful utopia after dark.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2020 03:31 PM (W2Pud)

278 257 245 However, I wouldn't choose to be in that area at 330am during a violent demonstration. and those kids most certainly didn't get lost. they were there to either observe trouble or to join in on it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2020 03:22 PM (W2Pud)

So you agree that women wearing revealing clothing are *asking for it*.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 03:27 PM (Zktzy)

Or conversely, she might be suggesting that whole area should be a free-fire zone.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:29 PM (pmpob)

There's a huge difference between showing a bit of cleavage in a bar,

and walking into an Orgy, naked, carrying a sign that says come F me.

Horrible that these kids were killed, but it was Darwin in action.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 03:31 PM (NgKpN)

279 "18-1 commented on this yesterday, and I concurred.

It was likely a drug deal gone bad. BLM will want to make money dealing drugs when they effectively neutralize police depts anywhere.

And then, they will run afoul of real drug gangs.

And no, hilarity won't ensue.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 01, 2020 03:26 PM (vcOmj)"

Per the available evidence the SUV was fired upon before they even got close to the barriers. That doesn't sound like the start of a drug deal. They may have been there for drugs and gotten caught in a case of mistaken identity - that's one theory of the crime.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:32 PM (icI8A)

280 Was just watching American Greed on the Cpurt TV Mystery channel when they advertised their support for BLM. Immediately blockedboth channels via our remote and sent a message to their corporate site informing same.

Highly recommend others do the same. We can have an impact if we speak up. Anything less, ie, silence, is accepting that fate.

If you have this channels, or just want to join the boycott please consider: https://www.courttv.com/contact/

Posted by: James C at July 01, 2020 03:32 PM (aYrnl)

281 I wonder if the penalty will be the same if you smack a Democrat legislator in the head?

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2020 03:32 PM (axyOa)

282 248
Wait, this is a story based on a verifiable original source?



Is that even allowed?

Posted by: alexthechick - Boobs and hysteria at July 01, 2020 03:28 PM (GbPPJ)

I'm not sure. It isn't in the Style Guide - in fact, I think this is the first time this has happened.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at July 01, 2020 03:32 PM (3iBoj)

283 What a tsunami of crap news today. Nothing good is happening anymore. It's all brutal, ugly, crushing leftism that goes on unimpeded, unprosecuted, unstopped. I'm so very sick of this. I really don't have the vocabulary anymore. It's exhausting waves of depression. Yes, I'm well aware that's part of the plan. But where is the light? There isn't any that I can see. So, what truly awaits us in November. I swear to God, I don't even want Nov. 3 to come because I can't bear the thought of the aftermath.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 01, 2020 03:32 PM (O+I8R)

284 162 I just heard that CO's Gov Polesmoker just signed a bill to remove qualified immunity from police officers in the state. I can see where a lot of them won't do the job for fear of being sued into oblivion.
Posted by: Old Blue at July 01, 2020 03:14 PM (VNmG1)

It's not even about when cops do something genuinely wrong. This invites and makes certain a Soros funded cadre of lawyers filing harassment suits across the country. Jail house lawyers will file non stop because, why not?

It's just Alinsky again and again. Overwhelm the system.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 01, 2020 03:17 PM (Wm5SB)

Simple, pass a law so that loser pays if you sue a Government Employee for stuff done on the Job,

AND, put in some language to be able to fine those who bring absurd harassing Lawsuits.
Posted by: Romeo13

And suspend law licenses

Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2020 03:32 PM (B7KlG)

285 That was what I was saying to Mrs. Jukin last night. Makes them more scary up to a point. Then...
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at July 01, 2020 03:30 PM (pw+jk)


"I wonder what this thing on the weapon does?"

"RUN!!!!!!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:33 PM (pmpob)

286 So you agree that women wearing revealing clothing are *asking for it*.

I would argue that they are asking for it, just not necessarily from the people that take her up on it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:33 PM (KZzsI)

287 Pay no attention to the terrorist behind the curtain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 01, 2020 03:33 PM (+y/Ru)

288 I live here and work within a few blocks of CHAZ.
there isn't a rational person in the city who believed this was a peaceful utopia after dark.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2020 03:31 PM (W2Pud)

And yet Mayor Jenny gets a pass on all of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 03:33 PM (Kpl3J)

289 That guy was a hell of a lot less intimidating than his wife, and he had a much more powerful weapon in his hands. She was clearly unsure how the thing worked or how to use it but was obviously more than willing to and a danger to everyone within 400 yards.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)

I was going to make a joke the other day that if she shot her husband in the head just for show, everyone in the area would have made tracks.

Well, except for the husband.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 01, 2020 03:33 PM (A5zUN)

290 Fortunately, in August, we'll be out of VA. I never thought I'd say that, but I'll be glad to be gone.

Posted by: Eeyore at July 01, 2020 03:33 PM (LMs+g)

291 He was around yesterday in front of a camera with a black mask on, bleating about Russian collusion, again.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


And Werewolves of London...again....

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 01, 2020 03:33 PM (vcOmj)

292 256 Housekeeper at July 01, 2020 03:19 PM (PiwSw)

Maybe not. Making it obvious you have no idea what you're doing with the weapon might scare people more than the converse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:28 PM (pmpob)


Crazy is a weapon.
Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 03:29 PM (Zktzy)


Ok, let me ask this: When the balloon goes up, how many of you here want her beside you with a loaded gun?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 01, 2020 03:33 PM (PiwSw)

293 Plenty familiar. It is an emergent sign of degeneration in an elite class that has less and less survival pressure, not something that exists in the capable or up and coming.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

Absolutely preposterous.

Epstein was an emergent process?

He wasn't captured by an occult org when he was "iup and coming"?

England was degenerate and exhausted when John Dee was running his spy networks for Elizabeth?

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:33 PM (2C/uJ)

294 The problem is that even touching an officer can be defined as a salt if the officer did not consent. If an officer is being belligerent and aggressive and hostile and you even put your hand on him to get some space or air, they can throw a felony assault charge onto what would otherwise perhaps be a misdemeanor count. Perhaps we can have the law define minor assault such as the brush back as a misdemeanor and a smashing over the head kind of assault as a felony?

Posted by: Dan in philly at July 01, 2020 03:34 PM (PHmRk)

295 Why is assaulting anyone a "misdemeanor"?

Leftists are so transparent. Instead of lifting everyone up, they drag everyone down.

Misdemeanor literally means "minor crime"; and apparently nobody knows this, because there is a category of "Serious" misdemeanor crime. Serious minor crimes. Or minor, serious crimes. Take yer pick.

Posted by: Common Tater at July 01, 2020 03:34 PM (E9vLe)

296 Good, they found the shooter in Utah.


https://tinyurl.com/ya87kdrb
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2020 03:31 PM (r+sAi)


He must not be voting for Biden cuz he ain't black.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 01, 2020 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

297 So what is next to come for 2020?

More riots and burning?

Posted by: Yo! at July 01, 2020 03:34 PM (s2Zir)

298 A facemask on Schiff would draw attention to his bug eyes.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at July 01, 2020 03:35 PM (lgiXo)

299 "I live here and work within a few blocks of CHAZ.
there isn't a rational person in the city who believed this was a peaceful utopia after dark.
Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2020 03:31 PM (W2Pud)"

16 year old boys aren't rational people. Their brains aren't even close to being finished developing. Of course, that's also true of 18 year olds, but for statutory reasons we make a cut-off. 16 is a child still.

I fucked up a lot at 16 too. I'm glad I was able to learn from my mistakes instead of dying for one of them.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:35 PM (icI8A)

300 Is Hawaiian Punch racist too?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2020 03:35 PM (aKsyK)

301 297 So what is next to come for 2020?

More riots and burning?

Posted by: Yo! at July 01, 2020 03:34 PM (s2Zir)

==========

Burgers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 01, 2020 03:35 PM (LvTSG)

302 When the balloon goes up, how many of you here want her beside you with a loaded gun?

No, but if she was in front of me facing down the mob, I'd feel safer for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:35 PM (KZzsI)

303 So what is next to come for 2020?

More riots and burning?

Posted by: Yo! at July 01, 2020 03:34 PM (s2Zir)


Yeah, sure. Let's go with that.

Posted by: Suprise Anal Otters at July 01, 2020 03:35 PM (wCmLp)

304 Is Hawaiian Punch racist too?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 01, 2020 03:35 PM (aKsyK)


Haole had it coming.

Posted by: With a side of knuckle sandwich. at July 01, 2020 03:36 PM (wCmLp)

305 Babylon Bee:

Hollywood Actors Pledge Never to Take a Role Where They Have to Pretend to Be Someone Else

https://tinyurl.com/ycaqflnl

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at July 01, 2020 03:36 PM (sWM8x)

306 The problem is that even touching an officer can be defined as a salt if the officer did not consent.

That's true for everyone, but police are more likely to act on it than your ordinary citizen.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:36 PM (KZzsI)

307 I was going to make a joke the other day that if she shot her husband in the head just for show, everyone in the area would have made tracks.

Well, except for the husband.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 01, 2020 03:33 PM (A5zUN)


"That was for nothing. You wanna try something?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:36 PM (pmpob)

308 re 259: not really that different than a guy who goes into a bad neighborhood late at night looking for drugs and ends up getting robbed.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at July 01, 2020 03:36 PM (4a9Vv)

309 Per the available evidence the SUV was fired upon before they even got close to the barriers. That doesn't sound like the start of a drug deal. They may have been there for drugs and gotten caught in a case of mistaken identity - that's one theory of the crime.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:32 PM (icI8A)

Woman was yelling about a White Jeep being stolen before the shooting started.

Jeep had a Sticker on the back, that is for Sex Costumes that make you look like a dog, and had a Kennel in the back.

Not things a 16 and 14 year Old Black Kids are into.

I'd guess drugs, and a Joy ride.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 03:36 PM (NgKpN)

310 Defund the police so polling stations are unsafe in swing states => mail-in becomes a shoo-in.

Posted by: t-bird at July 01, 2020 03:36 PM (l0Lgi)

311 >>I fucked up a lot at 16 too. I'm glad I was able to learn from my mistakes instead of dying for one of them.

Surprises me all the time that I lasted this long.

Posted by: JackStraw at July 01, 2020 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)

312 When the balloon goes up, how many of you here want her beside you with a loaded gun?



No, but if she was in front of me facing down the mob, I'd feel safer for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:35 PM (KZzsI)

Lotsa cover from behind her.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at July 01, 2020 03:37 PM (q1Pj5)

313 and walking into an Orgy, naked, carrying a sign that says come F me.

Horrible that these kids were killed, but it was Darwin in action.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 03:31 PM (NgKpN)



The kids were killed because someone shot them.

whether it was murder or self defense we don't know

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 03:37 PM (Zktzy)

314 They could go woke and instead of a fine they could put a credit on your EBT card, say $200.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at July 01, 2020 03:37 PM (1g7ch)

315 No, but if she was in front of me facing down the mob, I'd feel safer for it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:35 PM (KZzsI)


Safest place to stand is probably right in front of whatever she was aiming at.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:37 PM (pmpob)

316 15...
adding he has not yet been tested for COVID-19.
Posted by: Huge Hewitt at July 01, 2020 02:54 PM (aKsyK)

Has he been tested for dementia, yet, I wonder...

No, i don't really wonder.

Posted by: Flyover at July 01, 2020 03:37 PM (Rbu5d)

317 has Adam Schiff been quieter than usual lately, or have have I missed something?



He was around yesterday in front of a camera with a black mask on, bleating about Russian collusion, again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:31 PM (KZzsI)


Also pitching a fit saying everyone was going to move to Canada soon.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 01, 2020 03:37 PM (nAiE/)

318 16 year old boys aren't rational people. Their brains aren't even close to being finished developing. Of course, that's also true of 18 year olds, but for statutory reasons we make a cut-off. 16 is a child still.

I fucked up a lot at 16 too. I'm glad I was able to learn from my mistakes instead of dying for one of them.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too

again, I'm not disagreeing with you.
but, there were several failures on the part of many different people that led to these kids getting shot

why the fuck is a 16yo and a 14yo out at 330 am in the first place? where are their parents? how about auties or uncles? where were the responsible adults?

and those kids KNEW they were going into a danger zone.



Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2020 03:37 PM (W2Pud)

319 Still picking at that couple defending their property ?

At least they stood up and stood their ground, that makes them okay in my book.

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 01, 2020 03:37 PM (0IMgo)

320 The response to Boogaloo is cautionary though. If things do go really badly, every conceivable method of contact and communication will be choked off to those who might fight the establishment. Other, older methods will have to be implemented, which will be a crippling weakness.

Nellie Ohr says "CQ CQ." Once you own the gear, there's nothing that can be shut off. Yes, you're legally required to ID yourself when using the airwaves but in the circumstances you're talking about, I don't think many people will care too much about that.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at July 01, 2020 03:38 PM (qc+VF)

321
I weep to remember how when I was young non-conformists were still admired and celebrated.



Now the only way to be "Cool" is to always do exactly what your "social influencers" order you to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 03:28 PM (Kpl3J)

Before I knew anything about politics, or even discussed politics, I noticed very early on that all the "non-conformists" seemed to have a very rigid and similar view of the world. To me it was like "scratch a nonconformist, find a sheep".

I used to hold up a mirror to them on Usenet and chuckle to myself at their canned, arrogant, faux world-weary responses. Of course *I* didn't understand at the time they were just leftists, bringing dummy leftism into what should have been non-political arguments.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 03:38 PM (B8RmS)

322 Looks like all the police union dues used to get Dems elected will soon put cops out of work. Hope they're pleased with how the money was spent.

If the Repubs are gonna cave and get rid of qualified immunity for the police, the least they can do is get rid of it for all government officials.

And once the police are gone, the Boogaloo movement seems accurate to me. A few fat guys in Hawaiian shirts will be the only ones to try and stand against the Left. Most conservatives will meekly go along with giving up their rights and freedoms and live as second class citizens. Just like they have for the last three decades.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at July 01, 2020 03:38 PM (lRrON)

323 What a tsunami of crap news today. Nothing good is happening anymore.
It's all brutal, ugly, crushing leftism that goes on unimpeded,
unprosecuted, unstopped. I'm so very sick of this. I really don't have
the vocabulary anymore. It's exhausting waves of depression. Yes, I'm
well aware that's part of the plan. But where is the light?



Choo Choo.

Posted by: a train at July 01, 2020 03:38 PM (luzVb)

324 Still picking at that couple defending their property ?

At least they stood up and stood their ground, that makes them okay in my book.
Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 01, 2020 03:37 PM (0IMgo)


XiNN is still reporting that the protesters were peaceful and aren't mentioning that they broke through the gate and threatened the owner's lives.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 01, 2020 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

325 I am opposed. I don't like special rules for cops, higher or lower.

If I smash some dude with a bottle in a bar fight, it is one penalty. If I smash a cop with a bottle, it should be the same penalty. I don't like that cops gets *lots* of special treatment and stiffer sentences handed out if the victim is a cop - but I don't want the opposite, either.

One law for all citizens. Period.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at July 01, 2020 03:39 PM (hYcqw)

326 Safest place to stand is probably right in front of whatever she was aiming at.

I was just thinking as I posed that, she might turn around to rally everyone and plug me in the chest by accident

"Come on everyone! *Blam* well except for that guy!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:39 PM (KZzsI)

327 The kids were killed because someone shot them.

whether it was murder or self defense we don't know
Posted by: Braenyard


"We may never know the real cause..."

Yeah, a lot of that going on these days.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 01, 2020 03:39 PM (vcOmj)

328 Overwhelmingly demon worshippers are losers in life. That a very small proportion of them happen to exist in the elite when the elite class begins to decay doesn't indicate demons can do much of anything. Read the accounts of exorcists and you won't find anything suggesting that demons are really capable of providing much of anything.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:31 PM (Zm+LZ)

Ah now i see you're merely facile. Stop conflating things.

I'm glad you agree demons exist though.

And that these orgs exist.

And that they are bent on evil.

And that they self-perpetuate.

Your disagreement seems to be that "it doesn't work".


The counter-factual to your only disagreement is of course Elizabethan England foreign policy and intelligence network.

Also, as you point out the until recently the tireless opposition of the Catholic Church over centuries.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:39 PM (2C/uJ)

329 If the Desert Snow/Black Asphalt thing is still operating, then I could see getting really pissed at the cops. It is the only thing that pushes one of my buttons. The linkage from abuse to bullshit asset forfeiture processes is clear and direct.

Posted by: Diogenes at July 01, 2020 03:39 PM (axyOa)

330
Simple, pass a law so that loser pays if you sue a Government Employee for stuff done on the Job,



AND, put in some language to be able to fine those who bring absurd harassing Lawsuits.

Posted by: Romeo13



And suspend law licenses

Posted by: Jean at July 01, 2020 03:32 PM (B7KlG)


That doesn't work with prisoners and poor people. You cannot get blood out of a turnip and the SC outlawed debter's prison.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 01, 2020 03:39 PM (nAiE/)

331 Kids stole a Furry's Jeep?

Wtf

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 01, 2020 03:39 PM (lW69B)

332 I have a funny feeling the gun thread is going to need "throw down, aka cold guns, and why you might need one" thread.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 01, 2020 03:39 PM (C1Lsn)

333 Before I knew anything about politics, or even discussed politics, I noticed very early on that all the "non-conformists" seemed to have a very rigid and similar view of the world. To me it was like "scratch a nonconformist, find a sheep".

"You're unique and a non-conformist - just like everybody else!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:40 PM (pmpob)

334 Pull up the vid of the Asian woman defending her house from 4 thugs that broke in. She did just fine with unorthodox weapon handling and earned extra points for not dropping her cell phone.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 03:40 PM (SEnIW)

335 And today after the Dem party has essentially said they want her husband dead? Still on team blue all the way. Not sure how he feels, but I remember in 2012 he was all for Obama. Doubt he has changed too much. And how much money have police unions given to the Ds over the decades?

There is a lot of LOLGF for me on this issue.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member


Cognitive dissonance is a studied phenomenon, supposedly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 01, 2020 03:40 PM (L6ZYH)

336 333 Before I knew anything about politics, or even discussed politics, I noticed very early on that all the "non-conformists" seemed to have a very rigid and similar view of the world. To me it was like "scratch a nonconformist, find a sheep".

"You're unique and a non-conformist - just like everybody else!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:40 PM (pmpob)

==========

"To be a non-conformist, you have to dress like us, like the same music as us, and smoke like us."
-The Goths

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 01, 2020 03:41 PM (LvTSG)

337 319 Still picking at that couple defending their property ?

At least they stood up and stood their ground, that makes them okay in my book.
Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 01, 2020 03:37 PM (0IMgo)

Not really. They did what they had to. Still, she was a bit wild with the muzzle.

If we can't make light hearted jokes, we might as well get down to shooting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 01, 2020 03:41 PM (A5zUN)

338 That doesn't work with prisoners and poor people. You cannot get blood out of a turnip and the SC outlawed debter's prison.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 01, 2020 03:39 PM (nAiE/)


This is why I'm a big proponent of the whipping post.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 01, 2020 03:41 PM (wCmLp)

339 331 Kids stole a Furry's Jeep?

Wtf
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 01, 2020 03:39 PM (lW69B)


It was Seattle. They got tired of looking for a non-furry's car. It's probably like looking for a car with a Trump sticker on it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:41 PM (pmpob)

340 >>> They're not worried about Defund the Police polling. It's called The Big Ask.

>>>A negotiating tactic to make all the shit they *really* want to do seem reasonable by comparison.

The end game here is to elevate the Re-emerged Antifaschistische Aktion as the New Roter Frontkampferbund without law enforcement interference and then use the Roter Frontkampferbund as the defacto law and thought enforcement entity with appropriate Political bias.

This was never about getting rid of police. It was about replacing them with communist thugs.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 01, 2020 03:41 PM (Y6UV7)

341 The wheels are coming off this country. Hell, all of Western Civ is going down the toilet.

Posted by: I Have Questions at July 01, 2020 03:41 PM (+v+zN)

342 The "responsible adult" should have been the Mayor. She's in charge of the city. The moment she allowed a lawless zone in the middle of her city, she became responsible for the crimes that happened within it. And as proven today, this could have been ended weeks ago - the cops just needed to be told to go back in and take it instead of being told to surrender.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:41 PM (icI8A)

343 Posted by: Lady in Black at July 01, 2020 03:32 PM (O+I8R)

Unplug for a few days. It will do you a world of good. You come back fresh and see that nothing changes - and realize there is a (small) comfort in that. It will be here when you want it again and have the head space to deal with it. Otherwise don't torture yourself.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 03:41 PM (B8RmS)

344 Also pitching a fit saying everyone was going to move to Canada soon.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner


Canada is closed

Moose out in front should have told you.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 01, 2020 03:41 PM (vcOmj)

345
and those kids KNEW they were going into a danger zone.



Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2020 03:37 PM (W2Pud)


You asked for it.....

https://youtu.be/siwpn14IE7E

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at July 01, 2020 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

346 293 Plenty familiar. It is an emergent sign of degeneration in an elite class that has less and less survival pressure, not something that exists in the capable or up and coming.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:23 PM (Zm+LZ)

Absolutely preposterous.

Epstein was an emergent process?

He wasn't captured by an occult org when he was "iup and coming"?

England was degenerate and exhausted when John Dee was running his spy networks for Elizabeth?
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:33 PM (2C/uJ)

So sexual degeneracy in the well to do is something we would obviously expect, as well as other forms of degeneracy in the well to do, no? Given the opportunity, and particularly without consequence, humans will fulfill sinful desires and get worse in worse in this manner.

Whether Epstein was working for someone else or involved in an occult organization(occult organizations are popular, which is not the same thing as them being a unitary all powerful group) is another matter, but I think it highly unlikely he was "captured" by one. We have no evidence pointing to this being much more than a prostitution ring for the rich and powerful, which is hardly the first time.

There are constantly hundreds of conspiracies and nonsensical little clubs among the elite at any given time. This is what humans do with an excess of wealth and free time.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:42 PM (Zm+LZ)

347 Sabin Oral Polio Vaccine could reduce flus like whuflu by 300 to 400%.

It creates an immediate immune response that that can fight other viruses.

Posted by: cuckpublicans at July 01, 2020 03:42 PM (JFO2v)

348 The funny thing is that to be a non-conformist today, you'd have to be a conservative.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:42 PM (pmpob)

349 So really we have 2 levels of laws now. Illegals can do whatever they want, Americans get arrested. Things like DUI, assault, etc. these new bills just add blacks to the group that suffers no consequences.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 01, 2020 03:42 PM (SjAGT)

350 But at least you can still riot, assault, & commit arson without punishment...

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Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 01, 2020 03:42 PM (FBrfY)

351 348 The funny thing is that to be a non-conformist today, you'd have to be a conservative.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:42 PM (pmpob)

===========

What is the counter culture today?

To be a Marxist or to be a Christian?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 01, 2020 03:43 PM (LvTSG)

352 Lord Humungus, 2020.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at July 01, 2020 03:43 PM (KnJdm)

353 312 When the balloon goes up, how many of you here want her beside you with a loaded gun?



No, but if she was in front of me facing down the mob, I'd feel safer for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:35 PM (KZzsI)


Just a little and muzzle to the front.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 03:43 PM (Zktzy)

354 Antifa is imaginary like the guys descended from a southern European country who ask you where the boss's money is belong to something that's imaginary too

Posted by: kbdabear at July 01, 2020 03:43 PM (qAR6u)

355 But with Spirit Cooking and booing God, the Democrats are more openly moving in that direction. I strongly suspect that like NXIVM (possibly a part of it) there is a major underground hard left organization of demon worshipping going on. And I'm not even joking here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

Those 'powers & principalities' St. Paul spoke of. Yes, I believe it. Epstein's temple on his pedo island wasn't just for decadent show.

I also happen to believe the abortion industry is a massive, modern-day sacrificial engine that powers their movement. That's why they defend it so fiercely. That's why it's their 'sacred ground', to paraphrase Pelosi.

Posted by: troyriser at July 01, 2020 03:43 PM (xeeMq)

356 Unfortunately it looks like most of the CHOP cockroaches were able to scurry away unharmed to create disease and havoc elsewhere.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 01, 2020 03:43 PM (r+sAi)

357 Abolish DHS. That is all.

Posted by: Augustine at July 01, 2020 03:44 PM (Alp4m)

358 California is starting lockdown 2 electric boogaloo.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at July 01, 2020 03:44 PM (SjAGT)

359 I'll disagree. I know the real cause - the real cause is CHOP not being shut down two and a half weeks ago. If they were kids looking to steal cars and buy drugs, they might have eventually died anyway, but this was directly due to the CHOP being allowed to exist.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:44 PM (icI8A)

360 342 The "responsible adult" should have been the Mayor. She's in charge of the city. The moment she allowed a lawless zone in the middle of her city, she became responsible for the crimes that happened within it. And as proven today, this could have been ended weeks ago - the cops just needed to be told to go back in and take it instead of being told to surrender.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:41 PM (icI8A)

She was perfectly content for everyone else to get fucked over, but bring it to her actual doorstep and it's game on. A shining example of leadership, that one.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 03:44 PM (NWiLs)

361
I wonder what the flashpoint will be. The pushback is going to happen. The right has taken so much abuse and so many setbacks and cultural losses. What will finally get us to strike back?
Posted by: USNtakim at July 01, 2020 03:31 PM (0OmEj)







As a friend of Larry Correia observed to him, the left thinks of violence as a knob that you can use to turn up the heat or pull it back as you need to in order to get what you want.

But for right wingers it's a switch: Vote, or Shoot Fucking Everybody.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 01, 2020 03:44 PM (EGyGV)

362 "321
I weep to remember how when I was young non-conformists were still admired and celebrated.



Now the only way to be "Cool" is to always do exactly what your "social influencers" order you to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 01, 2020 03:28 PM (Kpl3J)

Before I knew anything about politics, or even discussed politics, I noticed very early on that all the "non-conformists" seemed to have a very rigid and similar view of the world. To me it was like "scratch a nonconformist, find a sheep".

I used to hold up a mirror to them on Usenet and chuckle to myself at their canned, arrogant, faux world-weary responses. Of course *I* didn't understand at the time they were just leftists, bringing dummy leftism into what should have been non-political arguments.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 03:38 PM (B8RmS) "



Best George Carlin bit ever was "Nonconformists of America", where he gets the whole audience chanting in unison "I'm a nonconformist" ... and every repetition it gets a little less, as the audience gets the joke.

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 01, 2020 03:44 PM (0IMgo)

363 Also pitching a fit saying everyone was going to move to Canada soon.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner





Canada is closed



Moose out in front should have told you.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 01, 2020 03:41 PM (vcOmj)

BC... Canada may indeed be closed to them but it is heartening that his tantrum-y mind is on that. It is one more indication that they know it is a great big lie they are pushing in polls and wishcasting that Trump is dropping out.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 01, 2020 03:45 PM (nAiE/)

364 362 Best George Carlin bit ever was "Nonconformists of America", where he gets the whole audience chanting in unison "I'm a nonconformist" ... and every repetition it gets a little less, as the audience gets the joke.
Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 01, 2020 03:44 PM (0IMgo)

=======

Was that actually Steve Martin?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 01, 2020 03:45 PM (LvTSG)

365 Unplug for a few days. It will do you a world of good. You come back fresh and see that nothing changes - and realize there is a (small) comfort in that. It will be here when you want it again and have the head space to deal with it. Otherwise don't torture yourself.

--

I know. As it is now, at least for the last few weeks, I have spent way less time here just because I can't stand any more. I still check in at the headlines, but not sticking around nearly as much just because, well, I can't. My well-being is suffering. Maybe I outta unplug all together for a hiatus.

Posted by: Lady in Black at July 01, 2020 03:45 PM (O+I8R)

366 Someguy. I'll try to say it politely. I sincerely wish I knew as little about demonism as you seem to.

I'd probably be a much happier person.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at July 01, 2020 03:45 PM (lW69B)

367 Yes, I'm well aware that's part of the plan. But where is the light?

Courts just decided for religious freedom in California, I think it was.

Soymalia/ CHOP was just shut down by the police and cleared out

Tucker Carlson's show is highest rated on cable

Biologists have found a way to regenerate neurons in mice, possible treatment for parkinsons

Study shows that lockdown has brought fathers closer to their children

new gene editing treatment is showing positive results for patients of sickle cell anemia

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:45 PM (KZzsI)

368 The "responsible adult" should have been the Mayor. She's in charge of the city. The moment she allowed a lawless zone in the middle of her city, she became responsible for the crimes that happened within it. And as proven today, this could have been ended weeks ago - the cops just needed to be told to go back in and take it instead of being told to surrender.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:41 PM (icI8A)


It starts with the vagrants, and metastasizes into this.

If the cops roust vagrants sleeping in doorways - i.e., when the first lawlessness raises its pustulent head - then others get the message that lawless crap isn't going to fly, and the problem is nipped in the bud, with relatively little pain or cost.

William Bratton had it exactly right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at July 01, 2020 03:45 PM (pmpob)

369 California is starting lockdown 2 electric boogaloo.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member


Hawaiian shirts....optional.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 01, 2020 03:46 PM (vcOmj)

370 I have a lot of fear for this election. I think the fraud factor is going to be beyond anyone's predictions. And if Trump prevails even over the fraud, the dems will keep the final results tied up in lawfare and courts way beyond Inauguration Day.

And there will be riots. Oh yes.

Posted by: Sooner - White Blue-eyed Debil at July 01, 2020 03:46 PM (Fs5vw)

371 Governor Newsom says he's putting together an enforcement "strike team" of 7 agencies to enforce #COVID19 health order closures

Someone is going to get shot. Guaranteed.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 03:46 PM (luzVb)

372 Don't underestimate the effects of the lockdown on all of this. I keep hearing from more and more people with depression. It's not good to be isolated from other people

Posted by: notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 03:46 PM (JKNZq)

373 Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at July 01, 2020 03:42 PM (FBrfY)

We have no rights.

Bill of Rights is gone. Contract is broken.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 01, 2020 03:46 PM (NgKpN)

374 Hollywood Actors Pledge Never to Take a Role Where They Have to Pretend to Be Someone Else

-
Just how many pervert retard roles are there?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 01, 2020 03:46 PM (+y/Ru)

375 372 Don't underestimate the effects of the lockdown on all of this. I keep hearing from more and more people with depression. It's not good to be isolated from other people
Posted by: notsothoreau at July 01, 2020 03:46 PM (JKNZq)

You ain't kidding.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at July 01, 2020 03:47 PM (NWiLs)

376 Ah now i see you're merely facile. Stop conflating things.

I'm glad you agree demons exist though.

And that these orgs exist.

And that they are bent on evil.

And that they self-perpetuate.

Your disagreement seems to be that "it doesn't work".


The counter-factual to your only disagreement is of course Elizabethan England foreign policy and intelligence network.

Also, as you point out the until recently the tireless opposition of the Catholic Church over centuries.
Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:39 PM (2C/uJ)

It is one of the key responsibilities of a ruler to reign in these groups. Given time and enough free reign they will destroy a country, though not with any sort of real intent towards that end. Many famous scientists were occultists to some degree or another(which is not necessarily evidence of great evil on their part).

The Chinese for instance regularly have these issues with Taoist flavored organizations.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:47 PM (Zm+LZ)

377 Broseidon,

I agree with you. Jenny Durkan is a piece of shit mayor. She has done nothing to better this city since she took over. she stabbed her chief of police in the back. she allowed a dangerous criminal zone to nest in the middle of her city. the homeless crises, the drugs, the garbage all over the city is worse than it ever has been (well, except for just after a gay pride parade, then the garbage is worse). she never takes responsibility for her decisions and blames other for her failures.

that said, those kids made poor choices to be there.

we all talk about personal responsibility.

sorry they're dead. but they chose to go out that morning.

Posted by: nurse ratched at July 01, 2020 03:47 PM (W2Pud)

378 Just got hete but
NOOD

Posted by: Skip, the guy who says NOOD at July 01, 2020 03:47 PM (6f16T)

379 It's all Trump's fault. Without him we would have no need for Antifa.

Posted by: Ralph Northam, klan-destin man at July 01, 2020 03:47 PM (cMhK0)

380 319 Still picking at that couple defending their property ?

At least they stood up and stood their ground, that makes them okay in my book.
Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 01, 2020 03:37 PM (0IMgo)


OK, I give up. My whole point was that you have a woman, brave as she is, who was handling a deadly weapon in an unsafe manner and who could just as easily have accidentally shot her husband (or a hypothetical CRT behind her) as she would be a threat to anyone in front of her.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at July 01, 2020 03:47 PM (PiwSw)

381 The funny thing is that to be a non-conformist today, you'd have to be a conservative.

I have been arguing for decades now that if you want to shock your parents, fight the establishment, not be a sheep, if you want to stick it to the squares... go right, young man.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:47 PM (KZzsI)

382 67 46
Do not be fooled by the grunge-Nirvana look of Antifa. They are well organized and have a communications network akin to the Dark Net or a part of it. If shit gets really real, they will have to be dealt with and we have our hands tied behind our backs already given the corruption of our courts, media and corporate America.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 01, 2020 03:03 PM (s2VJv)

Agree.
I've been saying on these pages "do not underestimate the enemy." They want you, your family, and your culture dead and gone

Posted by: Flyover at July 01, 2020 03:48 PM (Rbu5d)

383 " ...
Was that actually Steve Martin?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at July 01, 2020 03:45 PM (LvTSG) "


maybe ?

thought it was carlin, but ...

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 01, 2020 03:48 PM (0IMgo)

384 Sometime after "It'll get stuck that way" and "you'll go blind", Let's Boogie goes to Australia.

https://youtu.be/-oculTjdCCA

Posted by: DaveA at July 01, 2020 03:48 PM (FhXTo)

385 FL is still good for now, but man we came close to Gillum. I cannot even imagine. The next lefty gov will probably break this place wide open.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at July 01, 2020 03:48 PM (svbBD)

386 Posted by: Lady in Black at July 01, 2020 03:45 PM (O+I8R)

Don't take that as me wanting to see you go. We all have to do it at one point or another.

From 2012 to 2015 I found it much easier to check in here at the end of the day and read ace's headlines and articles for the day in reverse order. You can still look at the comments (way after the fact), but when you are out of it like that, your blood pressure doesn't rise.

Posted by: ... at July 01, 2020 03:48 PM (B8RmS)

387 Whether Epstein was working for someone else or involved in an occult organization(occult organizations are popular, which is not the same thing as them being a unitary all powerful group) is another matter, but I think it highly unlikely he was "captured" by one. We have no evidence pointing to this being much more than a prostitution ring for the rich and powerful, which is hardly the first time.

There are constantly hundreds of conspiracies and nonsensical little clubs among the elite at any given time. This is what humans do with an excess of wealth and free time.
Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:42 PM (Zm+LZ)

More facile BS. You're obviously playing to the audience and not responding directly.

Epstein merely ran a "prostitution ring"?

He wasn't groomed and tasked and supported by superiors?

He had an actual temple on his Island.

And no one has posited any unitary group controlling everything.

I've wasted everyone's time here. And probably annoyed everyone with this. I apologize. Especially seeing I'm new here and it is not a regular topic.

I'll stop with this.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:49 PM (2C/uJ)

388 https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:45 PM (KZzsI)


Thanks

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 03:49 PM (Zktzy)

389 Rotten Dirty Democrats anyway they can to do appease Antifa and BLM they will do its the Democrat Party of Traitors would life in prison be too easy for these miserble Democrats?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 01, 2020 03:50 PM (FLiOE)

390 I'll stop with this.

Posted by: Thesokorus

Please don't. It's quite interesting, actually.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at July 01, 2020 03:50 PM (luzVb)

391 >>> I don't like that cops gets *lots* of special treatment and stiffer sentences handed out if the victim is a cop - but I don't want the opposite, either.

The difference being that a Cop has an obligation to be confrontational, most citizens have a choice. That's generally the reasoning for the increased penalties, which I support, though strictly for cops in uniform, which must be distinctive and clearly identify them as a police officer, executing their duties lawfully and according to departmental procedures.

Posted by: mikethemoose at July 01, 2020 03:50 PM (Y6UV7)

392 So then what's your point, nurse? I think Mayor Jenny should go to jail for this. She won't, of course - but she should.

And we talk about personal responsibility, yeah, but usually for adults. Of course young teenage boys are going to make irresponsible decisions. Adults around them should be protecting them.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at July 01, 2020 03:50 PM (icI8A)

393 Brian of Nazareth: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't
NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL
individuals!

Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!

Brian of Nazareth: You're all different!

Crowd: Yes! We ARE all different!

Man: I'm not!

Crowd: Sssshhhhh!!

Posted by: Count de Monet at July 01, 2020 03:51 PM (q1Pj5)

394 There are constantly hundreds of conspiracies and nonsensical little clubs among the elite at any given time. This is what humans do with an excess of wealth and free time.

oh I agree, absolutely. But I think that the modern trend is darker, not out of some spiritual allegiance, but because its cooler and trendier and "anti-Christianer." Its shocking and sticking it to their enemies, in secret, something they can wink about and give the secret handshake to show they're in on it.

And its playing with fire, even if they aren't aware of it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

395 Best George Carlin bit ever was "Nonconformists of America", where he gets the whole audience chanting in unison "I'm a nonconformist" ... and every repetition it gets a little less, as the audience gets the joke.
Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez


George Carlin's first wife (Brenda) was from Beavercreek, Ohio (suburb of Dayton). One Christmas, many years ago, George had a car "accident" on the West Side of Dayton (largely Black folks lived there), which was nowhere near Beavercreek (which is out east). He ran his Volvo (with NY State plates) into a tree or something. He himself was not on the news.
Likely, he was out looking for grass or coke (he and Brenda had a big cocaine habit at one time).

Kind of funny in retrospect, and makes me think of those poor kids shot up in Seattle, because they were young and stupid and didn't know where they were going.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 01, 2020 03:51 PM (vcOmj)

396 I wonder what the flashpoint will be. The pushback is going to happen. The right has taken so much abuse and so many setbacks and cultural losses. What will finally get us to strike back?
Posted by: USNtakim


You're assuming there is such a point. I've lost faith in the idea.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at July 01, 2020 03:51 PM (OUMaO)

397 "355 But with Spirit Cooking and booing God, the Democrats are more openly moving in that direction. I strongly suspect that like NXIVM (possibly a part of it) there is a major underground hard left organization of demon worshipping going on. And I'm not even joking here.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at July 01, 2020 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

Those 'powers & principalities' St. Paul spoke of. Yes, I believe it. Epstein's temple on his pedo island wasn't just for decadent show.

I also happen to believe the abortion industry is a massive, modern-day sacrificial engine that powers their movement. That's why they defend it so fiercely. That's why it's their 'sacred ground', to paraphrase Pelosi.

Posted by: troyriser at July 01, 2020 03:43 PM (xeeMq) "


This.

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 01, 2020 03:52 PM (0IMgo)

398 Researchers built on their previous findings in mice, bumblebees, and fruit flies, which all found significant improvements in the function of the retina's photoreceptors when their eyes were exposed to deep red (long wavelength) light.

Posted by: Braenyard at July 01, 2020 03:53 PM (Zktzy)

399 Rotten Dirty Democrats anyway they can to do appease Antifa and BLM they will do its the Democrat Party of Traitors would life in prison be too easy for these miserble Democrats?
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird


Antifa and BLM are action arms of the Democrat Party. Contributions to BLM go right to the DNC. It's actually a visible web link.

And probably illegal. ho -hum...

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 01, 2020 03:53 PM (vcOmj)

400 But with Spirit Cooking and booing God, the Democrats are more openly
moving in that direction. I strongly suspect that like NXIVM (possibly a
part of it) there is a major underground hard left organization of
demon worshipping going on. And I'm not even joking here.
This is no joke. Ephesians 6:12 tells us:
For our wrestling is not against flesh and blood; but against
principalities and power, against the rulers of the world of this
darkness, against the spirits of wickedness in the high places.
In the rage of the Antifa and BLM folks, I see pure demonic hatred of all that is good in this world. I have no doubt they're either indirectly (by flouting His commandments) or directly worshiping the evil one.

Too many of our GOP "allies" are in the camp of evil. The only good I can see in our present predicament is that the enemies living among us are being revealed.
I hate to sound like some kind of nut, but prayer is needed now more than ever. That and ammunition. Lots of it. My advice: Head to church, repent of your sins and then head to the range for practice. I have a bad feeling we're all going to need this at the rate things are going.

Posted by: grizzledocoastie at July 01, 2020 03:55 PM (FMgad)

401 More facile BS. You're obviously playing to the audience and not responding directly.

Epstein merely ran a "prostitution ring"?

He wasn't groomed and tasked and supported by superiors?

He had an actual temple on his Island.

And no one has posited any unitary group controlling everything.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 03:49 PM (2C/uJ)

My error then thinking that was what you were proposing(as it is normally the case when people attack the issue as one of powerful conspiracy I had wrongly assumed so).

Epstein could've been someone else's minion. Collecting compromising information is rather normal for prostitution rings at that level. It is not a case of it being easy to identify who he could be working for but that there could be any number of entities with an interest in such an operation. It is also possible he was largely independent.

Our disagreement seems to mainly be about demonic influence then. I maintain that it is largely unnecessary for demons to actually be involved and the evidence suggests that they would be limited to providing suggestions or directives if they were, that is there is no magical assistance they are capable of providing. Likewise tangentially that witchcraft is completely ineffectual.

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:55 PM (Zm+LZ)

402 The ridiculous boogie man profile is pure unadulterated horse manure.

Hawaiian shirts are favored by a certain group of concealed carriers of a certain age because the shirts are oversized, brightly patterned and colored, and never tucked in. Makes it easy to draw a handgun and the bold patterns break up the pattern of a firearm and prevent "printing" on the outside when carrying. In warm climates, where shorts are the stylish fashion, most are not that amenable to concealment with tight fitting t shirts of various types--thus the Hawaiian shirt.

The other inside joke is the concealment vest which the firearms community calls the shoot me first vest. A vest similarly breaks up the silhouette of the firearm from printing through.

The leos and tactical minded folks like wear made by 5.11 (or its clones) which has a line of all sorts of clever concealment panels for rapid access in shirts and pants.

The other is the gray man type that actually takes existing civilian clothes and has them altered to hold integrated holsters within the clothing or uses deep concealment like belly bands, tshirt holsters, etc. The deep concealment accessories are difficult to access in a speedy fashion while the gray man type requires either sewing experience or alterations by a closed mouth alterations person.

Jacket and coat season opens the options quite a bit. The risk to all the options is that it degrades your speed of draw quite a bit because you have to mentally reprogram to whatever holster/carry option you are using that day--and some types prevent one from practicing draws on a public range.

BTW, the whole guy and wife outside in STL with their firearms stinks to high heaven--one does not tactically go out to confront a mob--it is stupid--if you hear a mob coming, my first thought would be to get to cover, not stand out in front posing. Second, the wife indicated that she was pointing the firearm at a potential threat outside by her husband. That is the sort of thing that could, if viewed unjustified by authorities and a jury, that could remove one's firearm rights as committing an assault with a deadly weapon (or some other facsimile charge in MO law).

What this tells me is that either it was a setup op or these people are really stupid in their employment of firearms on a tactical level.

Wearing a Hawaiian shirt for offensive maneuvers would also be right up there with tactical stupidity as the shirt in a riot would scream shoot me first by leos primed by the stupid DHS warning. They are not designed in the least to conceal AR's or any other useful longarm.

Antifa members may be morally depraved but they at least have some tactical reasons for wearing the stuff that they do.

Posted by: whig at July 01, 2020 03:55 PM (pv2s8)

403 Also pitching a fit saying everyone was going to move to Canada soon.

Canada, never Mexico. It's as if they have no self-awareness.

Posted by: t-bird at July 01, 2020 03:56 PM (AytXr)

404 yup, exactly what we're doing here at Chateau D'Eez, grizzledcoastie.

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at July 01, 2020 03:57 PM (0IMgo)

405 What this tells me is that either it was a setup op or these people are really stupid in their employment of firearms on a tactical level.

I think we'll learn soon that- since this made the MFM news- this was staged to make other property owners think that's what "everyone" is doing. Trying to provoke that race war they so desperately need.

Posted by: t-bird at July 01, 2020 04:00 PM (pbStR)

406 it must be more of Obama's "right people" in the FBI "Hillary's Resistance" that keep giving the air of legitimacy to leftist agitprop bad intel ... Trump Russia fabricated of whole cloth ... then more Trump/Russia with the fake intel on Russia bribing Taliban.


Now fake intel on this Boogaloo white supremacy group agitating for war, also tying it to Trump ... when it is obviously Soros groups (BLM/Antifa ... 100 other agitprop gorups he funds) that are creating the chaos ... WokeCorp joining in. Somewhere Perkins/Coie and various cutouts like FusionGPS are busily aiding and abetting our enemies (they ARE the enemies).

Posted by: illiniwek at July 01, 2020 04:02 PM (Cus5s)

407 It's a lawyer and his wife standing up to a mob. All this tactical bullshit criticism is just that.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at July 01, 2020 04:06 PM (SEnIW)

408 405, t-bird, the operational issues do not make "sense"--the gate did not lead to the mayor's house as she lived over 1/2 miles away, instinct dealing with rioters would cause someone to move to shelter from eating, not go and confront them as how would the couple "know" that their particular house was the one being targeted, the lack of a 911 call, the static positioning of the couple with no cover, etc.

Either the individuals involved were uniquely ignorant of any tactical issues and training or there was some other reason to act as they did in confronting the mob. Note the supposed you are on private property and I ask you to leave that the guy said to them--that is a sure fire way to get threats aimed back at you and also tactically unsound in commanding personal attention from the mob. Best to stay in the house and report illegal trespassers on posted property.

Given the location and past unrest in St. Louis, I think the whole thing is a bit hinky.

Posted by: whig at July 01, 2020 04:09 PM (pv2s8)

409 Its 1968 all over again, Man!

Cop kill a creep, pow, pow, pow!

Posted by: Fritz at July 01, 2020 04:10 PM (dHPnP)

410 >>>Lotsa cover from behind her.

Concealment, not cover...although perhaps there's a "she so fat..." joke in there.

Posted by: fly at July 01, 2020 04:14 PM (2M/TV)

411 It's a dead thread so one last reply:

"Epstein could've been someone else's minion. Collecting compromising information is rather normal for prostitution rings at that level. It is not a case of it being easy to identify who he could be working for but that there could be any number of entities with an interest in such an operation. It is also possible he was largely independent. "

>>> Les Wexner and Maxwell's father. Epstein was given hundreds of millions of dollars. He ran a world-historical blackmail operation for some Int'l criminal organization. And co-opted the most powerful men on the planet.

"Our disagreement seems to mainly be about demonic influence then. I maintain that it is largely unnecessary for demons to actually be involved and the evidence suggests that they would be limited to providing suggestions or directives if they were, that is there is no magical assistance they are capable of providing. Likewise tangentially that witchcraft is completely ineffectual."

Posted by: Someguy at July 01, 2020 03:55 PM (Zm+LZ

>>> This is a disagreement totally irrelevant to the subject. But, I do agree with you. It doesn't matter either way though. The proper approach to understanding the opposition is to see them as occult organizations drawing inspiration and some undefined type and amount of power from the supernatural. They are unitary only in the sense that there is one malevolent force behind them.

The bottom line is, to quote the Louvin Brothers: Satan is real and working in Spirit.

PS. I apologize if I took your misunderstanding as ill-intention.

Posted by: Thesokorus at July 01, 2020 04:17 PM (6HW1G)

412 I think assaulting a Virginia Democrat representative should be a $2 fine, $10 if they require hospitalization. $100 if they die.

Posted by: projection on steroids at July 01, 2020 04:30 PM (V9NdA)

413 I gotta ask the question. If assault on a Peace Officer is reduced to a misdemeanor from a felony, does that mean when free citizens fight back against the agents of the State that the fighting back is also only a misdemeanor?

Subotai Bahadur

Posted by: Subotai Bahadur at July 01, 2020 04:58 PM (RAZJ8)

414 Remember, every lefty terrorist activity, from Antifa to ELF, gets categorized as unaffiliated crime, while now every shady glance from a white guy in a Hawaiian shirt is right wing terrorism.

Up until 4 weeks ago i'd never heard of this bugaloo thing, but every lefty was screaming about it, which almost certainly means its compete bullshit, kind of like how they elevated the proud boys from about 50 guys getting drunk at a comedy show, to a world wide terror threat. This is one of three ways they'll continue to try and destroy any opposition, label them right wing terrorists, demand all platforms ban them, then slander them without any ability for them to refute.

Posted by: Rbastid at July 01, 2020 09:45 PM (xeL/n)

415 They should add to their constitution that violence against police officers will never be punished less than violence against state politicians. Police are, after all, more essential to a well-functioning society than politicians.

Posted by: DaveM at July 02, 2020 06:30 AM (WWC3Y)

416 Why is the Deep State suddenly proffering up the boogaloo as the big threat? To distract from the truth.
Conspiracy Theory Time


We know Obama's political career started in the living room of a domestic terrorist.



We KNOW from the fast and furious scandal that Obama has no qualms about
using govt resources to arm America's enemies in a
simultaneous effort to undermine the constitutional rights of Americans.




We KNOW that Obama sent 400 Million in cash to Iran's terrorist mullahs
in addition to releasing Billions more in frozen funds, so cooperation
with America's enemies comes naturally to him.



We NOW know that the investigation into Flynn was partly to stop him
auditing intelligence agencies for spending Billions off the books.

Its pretty easy to ask: where would an openly treasonous lifelong subversive like Obama and his Marxist toadies spend Billions?



Pretty clear to me that a lot of the funding to terrorist Antifa, and
Openly Marxist / subversive BLM (with a convicted domestic terrorist on
their funding board no less) almost certainly came out of illegal slush
funds of taxpayer dollars misdirected by a treasonous Obama and his
cronies.



Mark my words: it WILL eventually come out that Obama was illegally
funneling taxpayer dollars to subversive organizations within the USA.

Posted by: anon at July 02, 2020 11:11 AM (r860C)

417 As long at the DNC has the Rope around their necks they might as well step off the Chair

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at July 03, 2020 01:50 AM (FLiOE)

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