Mid-Morning Art Thread

School Teacher
Jan Havickszoon Steen

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2020 09:30 AM (mZUr4)

2 studious

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 09:30 AM (LvTSG)

3 Yes -- my first "First"!!

Hope that kid is picking a winner!

Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2020 09:31 AM (mZUr4)

4 Dangit I read the post. Shoulda been First.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 30, 2020 09:31 AM (9CkBG)

5 Theres no crying in reading class. Do you want the spoon again?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 30, 2020 09:31 AM (eKTVr)

6 Looks like someone just got whacked.

Posted by: BignJames at June 30, 2020 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)

7 The union has to do something about classroom sizes.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 30, 2020 09:31 AM (gl7YN)

8
So THIS is the 1619 Project.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2020 09:32 AM (s2VJv)

9
Hey, kid! That dike ain't gonna plug itself!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2020 09:32 AM (mht8P)

10 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 30, 2020 09:32 AM (arJlL)

11 Marxism for Beginners

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 30, 2020 09:32 AM (JFO2v)

12 Meanwhile the kid in the center is thinking, "When is the teacher going to show us things we're really going to use in life, like cow-milking or wooden shoe carving?"

Posted by: Kris at June 30, 2020 09:33 AM (VQp/A)

13 Notice the curtain dividing the room? Is that the girls' section over behind it?

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 30, 2020 09:33 AM (gl7YN)

14 homeschooling?

Posted by: vmom 2020 - anti Brutal Looting Marxists at June 30, 2020 09:33 AM (WwTwF)

15 Pimp hand is strong with him.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 09:33 AM (zfBZT)

16 The kids all look miserable. I think teach is whacking them with that thing in his left hand.

It's got the typical great use of light of the tulip addicts, but it's utterly depressing. Those kids' parents are paying an old guy to give them the beatings the parents are too lazy to administer.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 30, 2020 09:33 AM (gd9RK)

17
This is the Sanskrit I class.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2020 09:33 AM (mht8P)

18 The pupil in the middle is Renaissance Warwick Davis.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 30, 2020 09:33 AM (PiwSw)

19 But sir! Calculus is raycissss!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020 09:33 AM (SX3FQ)

20 I like this one very much.

Posted by: Archer at June 30, 2020 09:34 AM (gmo/4)

21 The kids do not look happy. But what schoolkids ever did? I like learning things, but school was a boring horror. I picked up more useful information about the world from reading the encyclopedia and watching Jeopardy!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020 09:34 AM (rpbg1)

22 Hey teacher, leave those kids alone!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 30, 2020 09:34 AM (HaL55)

23
These kids with their fancy schooling! Only makes them little ingrates. They should be out pulling a plow in a polder somewhere.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2020 09:34 AM (mht8P)

24 I need to speak with the Headmaster about Social Distancing!

Posted by: Karen at June 30, 2020 09:34 AM (q1Pj5)

25 Is the teach man of the cloth ?

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2020 09:35 AM (sUh98)

26 Oh Dear God, it's a math class!

Posted by: dantesed at June 30, 2020 09:35 AM (88xKn)

27 Cupcake mommy is late today

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 30, 2020 09:36 AM (JFO2v)

28 Those kids' parents are paying an old guy to give them the beatings the parents are too lazy to administer.
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The more things change,
the more they stay the same.

M'kay.

Posted by: Mr. Garrison at June 30, 2020 09:36 AM (qd+ZV)

29 The child in blue is about to be beaten with the wooden spoon of privilege.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 30, 2020 09:36 AM (eFYNk)

30 Doctor if letters from university of Utrech ??

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2020 09:36 AM (sUh98)

31 1626, history was easier the learn then as there was less of it.

Posted by: Archer at June 30, 2020 09:36 AM (gmo/4)

32
Is the teach man of the cloth ?

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2020 09:35 AM (sUh9

He's definitely a man of the clout.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2020 09:36 AM (mht8P)

33 He's about to pop that kid in the head with the Great Spoon of Knowledge.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2020 09:36 AM (V2Yro)

34 Notice the curtain dividing the room? Is that the girls' section over behind it?
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 30, 2020

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I dunno. The student back there has longer hair, but boys and men often did have long hair in the 17th century. And the student in front with the white paper in hand seems female.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020 09:36 AM (rpbg1)

35 Alternate Title:

"The Ur-Karen Teaches About White Fragility"

Posted by: naturalfake at June 30, 2020 09:36 AM (ysqzb)

36 like this one very much.

Posted by: Archer at June 30, 2020 09:34 AM (gmo/4)

I especially like the kid in the lower left with the jaunty hat...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2020 09:36 AM (dLLD6)

37 29 The child in blue is about to be beaten with the wooden spoon of privilege.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 30, 2020 09:36 AM (eFYNk)

lol, jinx!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2020 09:37 AM (V2Yro)

38 Meanwhile the kid in the center is thinking, "When
is the teacher going to show us things we're really going to use in
life, like cow-milking or wooden shoe carving?"

Posted by: Kris at June 30, 2020 09:33 AM (VQp/A)

How to profit in the coming tulip boom?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2020 09:37 AM (q1Pj5)

39 Those kids are lucky to get any kind Of education.

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2020 09:37 AM (sUh98)

40 Alternate title: "Fagin and Oliver: The Early Years"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 30, 2020 09:37 AM (WEBkv)

41 16
The kids all look miserable. I think teach is whacking them with that thing in his left hand.

It's got the typical great use of light of the tulip addicts, but
it's utterly depressing. Those kids' parents are paying an old guy to
give them the beatings the parents are too lazy to administer.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 30, 2020 09:33 AM (gd9RK)

I like how Steen uses the curtain in the back to frame the teacher and student. They are the focus. I want to think that this artist had some unhappy memories of school. The teacher looks patient to me, not stern, not yet, but the kid is getting frustrated and tired. He looks like me every time I had math homework.

Posted by: Kris at June 30, 2020 09:37 AM (VQp/A)

42
Notice the curtain dividing the room? Is that the girls' section over behind it?

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 30, 2020

This was the good old days when girls weren't taught to read.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2020 09:37 AM (mht8P)

43 Carl Reiner Dead at 98

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 30, 2020 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

44 what's going on behind the black curtain Mr.Reid?

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 30, 2020 09:38 AM (FZYNt)

45 No masks or plexiglass anywhere!

I doubt they would be enthusiastic about learning Spanish after the whole Bourbon thing

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 30, 2020 09:38 AM (x1D5I)

46 my bad 100 rule

I will go sit in corner

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 30, 2020 09:38 AM (JFO2v)

47 That's the castor oil administering spoon.

Posted by: Archer at June 30, 2020 09:38 AM (gmo/4)

48 Is that a flying pizza slice in the window?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 30, 2020 09:38 AM (PiwSw)

49 Love Dutch paintings. Would hang.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 30, 2020 09:39 AM (NVYyb)

50 I especially like the kid in the lower left with the jaunty hat...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2020 09:36 AM (dLLD6)

Ancestor of Matt Drudge??

Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2020 09:39 AM (mZUr4)

51
Carl Reiner Dead at 98
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 30, 2020 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

If it wasn't for Trump's catastrophic response to COVID-19 he would have gotten to 99!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2020 09:39 AM (mht8P)

52 We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2020 09:39 AM (sUh98)

53 Why are they wearing hats indoors ?

Posted by: JT at June 30, 2020 09:39 AM (arJlL)

54 Sorry Habsburg thing

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 30, 2020 09:39 AM (x1D5I)

55 Then, as now, gingers relegated to a separate learning space.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 30, 2020 09:39 AM (JFO2v)

56 48 Is that a flying pizza slice in the window?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

Comet Pizza?

Posted by: John Podesta at June 30, 2020 09:40 AM (FZYNt)

57 When's the pizza delivery guy coming?

-- Johann Van Spicoli

Posted by: Archer at June 30, 2020 09:40 AM (gmo/4)

58 48 Is that a flying pizza slice in the window?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 30, 2020 09:38 AM (PiwSw)

LOL, I enlarged it and now I see it!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2020 09:40 AM (V2Yro)

59 Dutch children need to be punished for having big foreheads

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 30, 2020 09:40 AM (x1D5I)

60 I dunno. The student back there has longer hair, but boys and men often did have long hair in the 17th century. And the student in front with the white paper in hand seems female.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020

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I notice also that she (?) seems to be handing out papers -- there's one in her right hand too. She might be coming in from the curtained-off section.

Girl's got beady black eyes, huh?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020 09:40 AM (rpbg1)

61 No, 2+2 does not equal 5. What are you? some sort of little snowflake nancy boy?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 30, 2020 09:40 AM (eKTVr)

62 An astonished ghost with long eyelashes is watching the proceedings from just outside the window at top.

Posted by: Zod at June 30, 2020 09:41 AM (ZS9TG)

63 It's kind of interesting, the only real bright color in the painting is the pitcher set into the little alcove behind the instructor.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 30, 2020 09:41 AM (WEBkv)

64 48 Is that a flying pizza slice in the window?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 30, 2020 09:38 AM (PiwSw)

I kinda see half of a face. Like a kid drawing of Beethoven.

Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2020 09:41 AM (mZUr4)

65 Why are they wearing hats indoors ?
Posted by: JT at June 30, 2020

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The roof leaks?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020 09:42 AM (rpbg1)

66 No one is writing with their left hand. Where are all the sinister children?

Posted by: Archer at June 30, 2020 09:42 AM (gmo/4)

67 I will go sit in corner

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 30, 2020 09:38 AM (JFO2v)

I'll allow it...once!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2020 09:42 AM (dLLD6)

68 Most important subjects in Dutch schools:
1. German. Needs to be good enough to understand what the occupying army is saying.
2. Arabic. Needs to be good enough to understand what the occupying army is saying, when its not the Germans.
3. How to select high-grade marijuana.
4. How to visually identify social diseases when you're trolling the red light district.

Posted by: PabloD, cargo specialist for Aero Pinochet at June 30, 2020 09:43 AM (Q8mm0)

69 Well, compared to yesterday's....

Posted by: dingbat at June 30, 2020 09:43 AM (PMMrm)

70 The pic also suggests the house's furnishings: the red jug (no doubt of wine, to fortify the teacher for dealing with the rugrats) in the wall niche; a white cloth tossed carelessly onto the shelf above that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020 09:43 AM (rpbg1)

71
Rooty, Toot, Toot - a limerick

There once was a schoolboy named Scooter
Who was known as a pretty straight shooter
"My headmaster, Bart
Just cut loose a fart
He's no teacher, but he sure is a tooter!"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 30, 2020 09:44 AM (Fc5rx)

72 I always enjoy paintings by Steen. I see the development of Rembrandt's style in Steen's approach: individual faces and figures, the use of light to set a mood and emphasize certain colors, and his use of brilliant colors where appropriate. Steen adds to that with a sense of humor in many of his works. It is art to be pleasant and enjoyed by the viewer.

This painting has all those elements. And the slightly chaotic assembly of student clutter adds the humor part.

Thanks, CBD. This is a fun one.

Posted by: JTB at June 30, 2020 09:44 AM (7EjX1)

73
No one is writing with their left hand. Where are all the sinister children?
Posted by: Archer at June 30, 2020 09:42 AM (gmo/4)

It was the Dark Ages, when there was systemic sinistrophobia and children of alternative dexterity were mercilessly beaten. People like me continue to be oppressed by this. I demand reparations!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2020 09:44 AM (mht8P)

74 what ya gonna do when they come for you
dutch boys

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 30, 2020 09:44 AM (JFO2v)

75 No one is writing with their left hand. Where are all the sinister children?

The left-handers are in the advanced class with the spirited, smart, creative, good-looking kids, not getting beaten with these dullards.

Not all right handers are dullards, but all dullards are right handed.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 30, 2020 09:44 AM (gd9RK)

76 I embiggened the pic and what I thought was a spoon appears to be a dedicated whomping device, aka a phrenologist's hammer. Sorta like the one Bugs Bunny would later use.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 30, 2020 09:44 AM (HaL55)

77 No! No! It's I before E except after C.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 30, 2020 09:44 AM (+y/Ru)

78 No one is writing with their left hand. Where are all the sinister children?
Posted by: Archer at June 30, 2020

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Maybe that is the fate of the girl (?) in the curtained-off section. She forgot and tried to write with the left, and Teach whacked her knuckles and sent her to sit by herself.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020 09:45 AM (rpbg1)

79 That poor oppressed school teacher needs his salary doubled and his paid personal time off increased by 2 more weeks per year.

Posted by: The NEA at June 30, 2020 09:45 AM (ifB0N)

80 Michael J. Pollard, the early days.

Posted by: klaftern at June 30, 2020 09:46 AM (RuIsu)

81
Kid is saying, "Sod this for the rent. I'm going to grow up and establish a business selling house paint. Now, what to call it?"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2020 09:46 AM (mht8P)

82 It was the Dark Ages, when there was systemic sinistrophobia and children of alternative dexterity were mercilessly beaten. People like me continue to be oppressed by this. I demand reparations!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2020 09:44 AM (mht8P)

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 30, 2020 09:46 AM (JFO2v)

83 Michael J. Pollard, the early days.
Posted by: klaftern at June 30, 2020

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The kid in blue does look like him!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020 09:46 AM (rpbg1)

84 Left handed people are sinister.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 30, 2020 09:46 AM (Rz2QO)

85 Dutch painting is rebellious. After all kinds of catholic church dictated themes Protestants broke out and started painting everyday events, common folks with a touch of satire. Like (my favorite) Bruegel.

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2020 09:47 AM (sUh98)

86 Barack Obama - left handed. Now, let's talk about dullards, shall we.

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2020 09:48 AM (sUh98)

87 history was easier the learn then as there was less of it.

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Pretty much just caveman, Rome, Black Death.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 30, 2020 09:49 AM (+y/Ru)

88 Left handed pitchers are worth their weight in hand sanitizer.

Posted by: klaftern at June 30, 2020 09:49 AM (RuIsu)

89 Note the kid in the back who is taking advantage of the teacher's distraction to slip out the door. The fish are calling!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 30, 2020 09:49 AM (dfRN6)

90 I'm left handed in that I write, throw and play hockey left handed. I can bat both left and right handed. However, I golf, bowl and shoot right handed.

Posted by: Archer at June 30, 2020 09:49 AM (gmo/4)

91 68 Most important subjects in Dutch schools:
4. How to visually identify social diseases when you're trolling the red light district.
Posted by: PabloD, cargo specialist for Aero Pinochet at June 30, 2020 09:43 AM (Q8mm0)
5. Dike plugging...with an "I"...not an optional course from class subject.

Posted by: The NEA at June 30, 2020 09:49 AM (IkkY8)

92
Left handed pitchers are worth their weight in hand sanitizer.

Posted by: klaftern at June 30, 2020 09:49 AM (RuIsu)

Lefty Grove >>>> Righty Grove

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2020 09:50 AM (mht8P)

93 Carl Reiner Dead at 98
Posted by: rhennigantx

RIP

Posted by: JT at June 30, 2020 09:50 AM (arJlL)

94 history was easier the learn then as there was less of it.

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Pretty much just caveman, Rome, Black Death.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 30, 2020 09:49 AM (+y/Ru)

Part I

Posted by: Mel Brooks at June 30, 2020 09:50 AM (q1Pj5)

95 Pretty much just caveman, Rome, Black Death.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 30, 2020 09:49 AM (+y/Ru)

Guido Sarducci's 5-Minute University.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 30, 2020 09:51 AM (PiwSw)

96 You can write a story about every character there.

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2020 09:51 AM (sUh98)

97 Nein, nein, child! It's 'ach' before 'ich', except after 'sich'!!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 30, 2020 09:51 AM (Fc5rx)

98 history was easier the learn then as there was less of it.

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Pretty much just caveman, Rome, Black Death.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 30, 2020 09:49 AM (+y/Ru)

Part I
Posted by: Mel Brooks at June 30, 2020

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Bea Arthur as unemployment office clerk, to gladiator: "Did you kill this week? Did you try to kill this week?"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020 09:52 AM (rpbg1)

99 90 I'm left handed in that I write, throw and play hockey left handed. I can bat both left and right handed. However, I golf, bowl and shoot right handed.
Posted by: Archer

I can punch the clown with either hand

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 30, 2020 09:53 AM (FZYNt)

100 Study hard, maybe you can make it to Pennsylvania!

Posted by: klaftern at June 30, 2020 09:53 AM (RuIsu)

101 Carl Reiner Dead at 98
Posted by: rhennigantx

Crap.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 09:53 AM (zfBZT)

102 Carl Reiner Dead at 98

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 30, 2020 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

Damn. Whitaker Walt is no more.

Posted by: Lt. Rozanov at June 30, 2020 09:53 AM (q1Pj5)

103 I'll allow it...once!

So CBD will permit small amounts of anarchy whenever someone dies?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 30, 2020 09:54 AM (eFYNk)

104 I can punch the clown with either hand
Posted by: Rick in SK at June 30, 2020 09:53 AM (FZYNt)

slapping the puppy left handed is getting some strange for me

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 30, 2020 09:54 AM (JFO2v)

105 What does that teacher have in his hand?

It appears to be wooden-spoonish in nature at first glance.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 30, 2020 09:54 AM (38/p9)

106 So, CBD -- did the breakfast old fashioned with cask strength whiskey happen this morning??

Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2020 09:54 AM (mZUr4)

107 Damn. Whitaker Walt is no more.
Posted by: Lt. Rozanov at June 30, 2020 09:53 AM (q1Pj5)
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Dangit. I love that movie.

Posted by: Weasel at June 30, 2020 09:54 AM (MVjcR)

108 So CBD will permit small amounts of anarchy whenever someone dies?
Posted by: Laughing in Texas

Nope !

Not going there......

Posted by: JT at June 30, 2020 09:55 AM (arJlL)

109
Damn. Whitaker Walt is no more.
Posted by: Lt. Rozanov at June 30, 2020 09:53 AM (q1Pj5)

As is Alan Brady. But Rob Petrie is still with us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2020 09:55 AM (mht8P)

110 105 What does that teacher have in his hand?

It appears to be wooden-spoonish in nature at first glance.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 30, 2020 09:54 AM (38/p9)

wooden shoe spoon for wood loafers

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 30, 2020 09:55 AM (JFO2v)

111 Because physical abuse is such an effective pedagogical method. Beat them until they understand the day's lesson. Actual teaching is for pussies.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 30, 2020 09:55 AM (NWiLs)

112 ich bin du bist er sie est ist!

And if you mess it up again you gets the spoon.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 30, 2020 09:56 AM (eMtQa)

113 I'm left handed in that I write, throw and play hockey left handed. I can bat both left and right handed. However, I golf, bowl and shoot right handed.
Posted by: Archer

I do all left handed except shooting a rifle. Why?
Left handed rifles were very uncommon growing up and ridiculously expensive when found.
And I don't pasture pool. Ever.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 09:56 AM (zfBZT)

114 Gonna be a shitty, emotionally draining day today.

Be well, Horde. And keep your chin up.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 30, 2020 09:56 AM (U2p+3)

115 And happy Rapey Tuesday everyone!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 30, 2020 09:56 AM (NWiLs)

116 Damn. Whitaker Walt is no more.
Posted by: Lt. Rozanov at June 30, 2020 09:53 AM (q1Pj5)

As is Alan Brady. But Rob Petrie is still with us.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2020

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Van Dyke must be the last person connected with his '60s series to be still breathing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020 09:56 AM (rpbg1)

117 Because physical abuse is such an effective pedagogical method. Beat them until they understand the day's lesson. Actual teaching is for pussies.

Beating some sense into them is an thing.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 30, 2020 09:57 AM (HaL55)

118 The first ancestor on my mom's side, Lambert Jochemese Van Valkenburg bought a hose and 50 acres of land on July 29, 1644 on the west side of the Bowery from Canal to Broome Streets.

All you NYC people, get off our land!

Posted by: Archer at June 30, 2020 09:57 AM (gmo/4)

119 Screaming too. And derision. Beating, screaming and derision, the best pedagogical tools ever.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 30, 2020 09:57 AM (NWiLs)

120 Bonk bonk on the head.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 30, 2020 09:58 AM (HaL55)

121
Because physical abuse is such an effective pedagogical method.

In 5th grade I saw a teacher (ex-Marine) slam a kid into a locker. Good days.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2020 09:58 AM (mht8P)

122 New Amsterdam.

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2020 09:59 AM (sUh98)

123 house not hose. Dutch typing...

Posted by: Archer at June 30, 2020 09:59 AM (gmo/4)

124 That kid was drawing pictures of longbows in the margins and his teacher is about to give him the crossbow lecture.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 30, 2020 09:59 AM (yL25O)

125 121
Because physical abuse is such an effective pedagogical method.

In 5th grade I saw a teacher (ex-Marine) slam a kid into a locker. Good days.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2020 09:58 AM (mht8P)

Not the sort of thing I'm talking about.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 30, 2020 09:59 AM (NWiLs)

126 Van Dyke must be the last person connected with his '60s series to be still breathing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Larry Matthews, (Ritchie), is only 65.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 09:59 AM (zfBZT)

127 335 Pixy can kiss my hairy ass.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine

Pixy is a person. A very nice and hardworking person who maintains this blog.

Hotair.com is a good place....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Cmon man... you and I both know that comment wasn't directed at Pixy the person but rather the frustration on pixy the autoscript knocking my cut and paste for something I can't figure out to get it posted b/c I wanted to share what I sent to freaking Braun because he's a dolt.

Besides, folks vent about pixy the autoscript all the time and I hardly ever see pushback but ok brother I got it.

Off I go to re-educate myself on how best to say gosh darn it I wish my feeble attempt at a cut and paste would have worked...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 30, 2020 10:00 AM (C0heI)

128 Stay safe, Nurse

Posted by: JT at June 30, 2020 10:00 AM (arJlL)

129 121
Because physical abuse is such an effective pedagogical method.

In 5th grade I saw a teacher (ex-Marine) slam a kid into a locker. Good days.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2020 09:58 AM (mht8P)

Ah, no ex-Marines Boss-well, I'll make an exception for Mattis being that he is a swamp rat.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at June 30, 2020 10:01 AM (VrNz6)

130 In 5th grade I saw a teacher (ex-Marine) slam a kid into a locker. Good days.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2020 09:58 AM (mht8P)

"Into" or "In"? Because.....

Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 30, 2020 10:01 AM (9CkBG)

131 I think I know what the Strzok insurance policy was. It was General Flynn.

Strzok texted Page about the insurance policy on August 15, 2016 and while we all know it had to do with stopping Trump if he somehow won we didn't have a specific answer.

Last night Sidney Powell gave an interview where she said some of the Brady material finally released to her indicated that on August 17th, 2016 FBI agent Joe Pientka was sent as part of a team to give Trump and his team an intelligence briefing. It was highly unusual for an FBI agent to be present in a briefing like this and the real reason Pientka was sent was so that he could observe Flynn and get a baseline of his demeanor and actions so Pientka would know what to look for if he interviewed Flynn a second time.

On January 24, 2017 it was Strzok and Pientka that were sent into the White House to interview Flynn. Both Strzok and Pientka said they thought Flynn was telling the truth and then Strzok and Page edited the 302 to make it appear he was not telling the truth and Pientka has remained a virtual ghost to this day.

Accusing Flynn of lying and getting him removed and starting an obstruction of justice case against Trump was the insurance policy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:02 AM (ZLI7S)

132 Why is that strange man in the window flaring his nostrils?

Posted by: Fritz at June 30, 2020 10:02 AM (95j/9)

133 132 Why is that strange man in the window flaring his nostrils?
Posted by: Fritz at June 30, 2020 10:02 AM (95j/9)

Just did a bump of coke?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 30, 2020 10:03 AM (NWiLs)

134 103 I'll allow it...once!

So CBD will permit small amounts of anarchy whenever someone dies?
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 30, 2020 09:54 AM (eFYNk)

Maybe.

Posted by: m at June 30, 2020 10:03 AM (qtcsy)

135 After yesterday's art, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't disappointed at the pronounced lack of boobage.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 30, 2020 10:03 AM (NWiLs)

136 @131

Sinister. They keep trying. Now.

Posted by: runner at June 30, 2020 10:04 AM (sUh98)

137 Ritchie Petrie was played by Jay North.

Posted by: Meathead at June 30, 2020 10:04 AM (q1Pj5)

138 131 Accusing Flynn of lying and getting him removed and starting an obstruction of justice case against Trump was the insurance policy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:02 AM (ZLI7S)

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Seems like a series of illegal acts, to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:04 AM (LvTSG)

139 In 5th grade I saw a teacher (ex-Marine) slam a kid into a locker. Good days.

You ain't seen a beatdown til you've seen a nun in action.

I was in the service with a guy who insisted that nuns have to take a year of boxing as part of their training to become nuns.

Posted by: JT at June 30, 2020 10:04 AM (arJlL)

140 My favorite episode of The Dick Van Dyke show was when Laura spilled the beans on TV about Alan Brady's toupee. I about died laughing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at June 30, 2020 10:05 AM (xPJvm)

141 There's discipline and then there's slapping around the weak just because you can.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 30, 2020 10:05 AM (NWiLs)

142 >>Seems like a series of illegal acts, to me.

And Obama and Biden were involved the entire time.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:05 AM (ZLI7S)

143 141 There's discipline and then there's slapping around the weak just because you can.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 30, 2020 10:05 AM (NWiLs)

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If...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:05 AM (LvTSG)

144 Why is that strange man in the window flaring his nostrils?
Posted by: Fritz at June 30, 2020 10:02 AM (95j/9)

I thought it was a gorilla til I embiggened it.

Posted by: JT at June 30, 2020 10:06 AM (arJlL)

145 rhetorical, of course, but are any newsies even mentioning the deaths in this 'unprecendented time of covid uptick? such bs.

Posted by: micky at June 30, 2020 10:06 AM (3byMq)

146 142 >>Seems like a series of illegal acts, to me.

And Obama and Biden were involved the entire time.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:05 AM (ZLI7S)

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It's too bad Trump isn't a fighter.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:06 AM (LvTSG)

147 All you NYC people, get off our land!

Posted by: Archer at June 30, 2020 09:57 AM (gmo/4)

Property taxes up to date?

Posted by: BignJames at June 30, 2020 10:06 AM (X/Pw5)

148 Van Dyke must be the last person connected with his '60s series to be still breathing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Larry Matthews, (Ritchie), is only 65.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020

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I'd forgotten about him. He and I are close to the same age -- though when I watched that series and others, I always identified with the grownups.

Richie always seemed kind of an afterthought anyway, as though the producers and writers figured, "Okay, Rob and Laura should have a kid" -- but they didn't know what to do with him. It really was a show about adults, thank goodness.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020 10:06 AM (rpbg1)

149 Yeah, what is that in the window? I'd say an anthropomorphic "wind" but it doesn't make sense in the pic.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 30, 2020 10:07 AM (Rz2QO)

150 My father was a strong believer that true wisdom came by way of a 2" wide leather belt. Verbal threats, negative reinforcement and manual labor were also tools he deployed.

To keep a unified parental front, my mother woukd often thrash me with a wooden spoon with such intensity that, in retrospect, I believe she would have made a wonderful speed metal drummer.

Her technique was lacking with a flyswatter which I often deftly avoided with a quick hip thrust here and there and she did not get enough whip effect to make the Hot Wheels track a suitable deterrent.

Looking back, it was excellent training. Now when someone is verbally deriding me or physically threatening me, my mind goes very calm and I often smile while my brain works out ways in which I might destroy them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 30, 2020 10:07 AM (38/p9)

151 The teachers in my eleme occasionally used corporal punishment
It was always for not following rules - usually being disruptive in class
first level punishment was always being called to stand up front and get a lecture in front of everybody
second level punishment was being asked to hold out your hands palms up so after the lecture and get rapped smartly with a wooden ruler

Posted by: vmom 2020 - anti Brutal Looting Marxists at June 30, 2020 10:07 AM (WwTwF)

152 Armed St. Louis lawyer couple under investigation:
https://tinyurl.com/yausko2e
And they are indeed Democrats who support BLM. Read their statement released by their attorney.

https://tinyurl.com/y7paolx9

Posted by: fly at June 30, 2020 10:08 AM (2M/TV)

153 But Rob Petrie is still with us.

That Laura Petrie was quite a dish.

Posted by: some guy in a laboratory at June 30, 2020 10:08 AM (BCkIq)

154 Ritchie Petrie was played by Jay North.

Posted by: Meathead at June 30, 2020 10:04 AM (q1Pj5)

Jay North played Dennis the Menace.

Posted by: BignJames at June 30, 2020 10:08 AM (X/Pw5)

155 Any thoughts as to the current wave of 'Trump is going to lose unless he does x,y and z articles coming from our side?

Seems a tad coordinated.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020 10:08 AM (SX3FQ)

156 My favorite episode of The Dick Van Dyke show was when Laura spilled the beans on TV about Alan Brady's toupee. I about died laughing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at June 30, 2020

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To me it was "100 Terrible Hours," in which Rob tells the story of his DJ days when he agreed to go 100 hours without sleep on the air. After he gets off the air, he has his interview for the Alan Brady writing job, so he can't sleep even then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020 10:09 AM (rpbg1)

157 It was the Dark Ages, when there was systemic sinistrophobia and children of alternative dexterity were mercilessly beaten. People like me continue to be oppressed by this. I demand reparations!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 30, 2020 09:44 AM (mht8P)

My father was left-handed for everything except shooting. Of course, learning to shoot with the Pistol, US, cal .45, M1911 and its variants, will do that to one. And a Navy instructor.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2020 10:09 AM (qyH+l)

158 I earned these robes in ten years at Utrecht. I can both read and write Sanskrit. I can recite both Plato's Trial of Sophocles and Arostophenes' The Birds in the original Greek.

I have published a critique of Caeser's Gallic Wars, I know more about the Pelopponesian wars than Victor Davis Hanson.

And this is my reward? Snot nosed little farmer spawn who aren't going to remember how to tie their shoes?

Posted by: The Teacher at June 30, 2020 10:09 AM (gd9RK)

159 DNC: trump visiting Mt Rushmore is white supremacy. They deleted the tweet a bit later but they did say it.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:09 AM (m1H25)

160 Seems a tad coordinated.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020 10:08 AM (SX3FQ)

Not at all.

Posted by: All the journalists on JournoList at June 30, 2020 10:10 AM (PiwSw)

161 Nice knuckle-breaker.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2020 10:10 AM (dNzKv)

162 >>It's too bad Trump isn't a fighter.

Remember when Comey testified that Trump asked him if he could go easy on Flynn and Comey acted like it was some incredible breach of ethics if not law?

What Comey didn't say was that at the time Trump said this to him the FBI had already concluded that Flynn was innocent. He flat out lied to Trump about Flynn.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:10 AM (ZLI7S)

163
Two of the most dangerous things in the world are a butterbar with a map and a nun with a ruler in her hand.

Posted by: irongrampa at June 30, 2020 10:10 AM (KATBx)

164 The image in the window is the arm of someone running. White shirt, brown vest. Just looks like pizza.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020 10:10 AM (SX3FQ)

165 did the breakfast old fashioned with cask strength whiskey happen this morning??

Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2020 09:54 AM (mZUr4)

I have to get some first! My only cask-strength booze is Single Malt, and I am not going to make a cocktail with Scotch. That way lies madness!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2020 10:11 AM (dLLD6)

166 the fuck is with the formatting of posts on this mug? Sometimes typed line breaks appear in the posted message, sometimes not.

Posted by: fly at June 30, 2020 10:11 AM (2M/TV)

167 162 >>It's too bad Trump isn't a fighter.

Remember when Comey testified that Trump asked him if he could go easy on Flynn and Comey acted like it was some incredible breach of ethics if not law?

What Comey didn't say was that at the time Trump said this to him the FBI had already concluded that Flynn was innocent. He flat out lied to Trump about Flynn.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:10 AM (ZLI7S)

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Lying in the service of extreme virtue is no vice, and Comey is the most virtuous. I shall light my Comey candle.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:11 AM (LvTSG)

168 Ritchie Petrie was played by Jay North.

Posted by: Meathead at June 30, 2020 10:04 AM (q1Pj5)

Jay North played Dennis the Menace.

Posted by: BignJames at June 30, 2020 10:08 AM (X/Pw5)

Your argument fails because I pinched MTM on her buttocks.

Posted by: Meathead at June 30, 2020 10:12 AM (q1Pj5)

169 The image in the window is the arm of someone running. White shirt, brown vest. Just looks like pizza.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020

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Then he must be the Amazing Colossal Man, since he's taller than the roof of the house across the street. I think it's some kind of tree with very pale leaves.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020 10:12 AM (rpbg1)

170 It's pronounced "stein"!

Posted by: zombie Jan Havickszoon Steen at June 30, 2020 10:12 AM (TZi47)

171 I shall light my Comey candle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

that would've been funnier with a Gwyneth Paltrow sock

Posted by: vmom 2020 - anti Brutal Looting Marxists at June 30, 2020 10:12 AM (WwTwF)

172 140 My favorite episode of The Dick Van Dyke show was when Laura spilled the beans on TV about Alan Brady's toupee. I about died laughing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Confuzzled at June 30, 2020 10:05 AM (xPJvm)

Back in the 80s (the heyday of human existence), I had a collection of books called "Truly Tasteless Jokes". Would always get them from one of the mall bookstores -- Waldenbooks or B. Dalton. For those who aren't familiar, these jokes were REALLY non-PC. NOTHING was out of bounds. The kind of stuff that would give the vapors to SJWs.

Anyway - Dick Van Dyke was the answer to one of the jokes that I remember well...

What do you call a lesbian driving a truckload of dildos?

Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2020 10:12 AM (mZUr4)

173 154 Ritchie Petrie was played by Jay North.

Posted by: Meathead at June 30, 2020 10:04 AM (q1Pj5)

Jay North played Dennis the Menace.
Posted by: BignJames at June 30, 2020 10:08 AM (X/Pw5)

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John Cleese played Dennis Moore.

He steals from the poor and gives to the rich. Stupid bitch.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 30, 2020 10:13 AM (dfRN6)

174 And they are indeed Democrats who support BLM.

Posted by: fly at June 30, 2020 10:08 AM (2M/TV)

Feeding the crocodile so it will eat them last.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2020 10:13 AM (dLLD6)

175

Then he must be the Amazing Colossal Man, since he's taller than the roof of the house across the street. I think it's some kind of tree with very pale leaves.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020 10:12 AM (rpbg1)

What roof? Are you high?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020 10:14 AM (SX3FQ)

176 Oh, *Carl* Reiner! I kept thinking it was Rob Reiner who was dead, and I was thinking, 'Man, he was 98? He sure was able to pull off a permanent college student in All in the Family when he was in his 50s!.' The only fond thoughts I have or Rob Reiner is as the film maker in Spinal Tap, immortalizing the band's disastrous American tour.

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 30, 2020 10:14 AM (gl7YN)

177 Accusing Flynn of lying and getting him removed and starting an obstruction of justice case against Trump was the insurance policy.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:02 AM (ZLI7S)

This makes sense. And I think I've heard Powell say this as well in a Bartiromo interview.

I'm not close to as up to speed as you are. Is there any actual evidence that these acts were being directed from higher up? There was a line about 7th floor in the texts I think?

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 30, 2020 10:14 AM (gYDp4)

178 John Cleese played Dennis Moore.

He steals from the poor and gives to the rich. Stupid bitch.

I thought that was Obama......

Posted by: JT at June 30, 2020 10:14 AM (arJlL)

179 Ritchie Petrie was played by Jay North.

Posted by: Meathead at June 30, 2020 10:04 AM (q1Pj5)

Jay North played Dennis the Menace.
Posted by: BignJames

Larry Matthews was Ritchie Petrie. Not to be confused with Larry Mathers. The Beaver.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:14 AM (zfBZT)

180 Wasn't Carl Reiner in the movie Airplane? Or maybe it was the Jerk. I seem to recall him being in those.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020 10:15 AM (SX3FQ)

181 He flat out lied to Trump about Flynn.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:10 AM (ZLI7S)

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Put him in irons, send him to jail.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2020 10:15 AM (lkl+P)

182 Whatsa Comey Candle stink like? Swamp gas?

Posted by: klaftern at June 30, 2020 10:15 AM (RuIsu)

183 Ah, no ex-Marines Boss-well, I'll make an exception for Mattis being that he is a swamp rat.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at June 30, 2020 10:01 AM (VrNz6)

At least two:

Lee Harvey Oswald
Whitaker, the UT tower shooter.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2020 10:15 AM (qyH+l)

184 That St Louis couple waving guns around say the lurve BLM. LOLGF. Also that house is said to be $1.15M. Man I did not realize STL is so cheap. Where I live a house like that is $10m

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:16 AM (m1H25)

185 182 Whatsa Comey Candle stink like? Swamp gas?
Posted by: klaftern at June 30, 2020 10:15 AM (RuIsu)

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Advertised as a pine scent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:16 AM (LvTSG)

186 What's the kid in the blue shirt doing with his/her left hand?

*********

The Digital Age - a limerick

There once was a schoolgirl named Rose
Who struck an unusual pose
Under teacher's inspection
Escaping detection
Surreptitiously picking her nose

Posted by: Muldoon at June 30, 2020 10:16 AM (Fc5rx)

187 176 Oh, *Carl* Reiner! I kept thinking it was Rob Reiner who was dead, and I was thinking, 'Man, he was 98? He sure was able to pull off a permanent college student in All in the Family when he was in his 50s!.' The only fond thoughts I have or Rob Reiner is as the film maker in Spinal Tap, immortalizing the band's disastrous American tour.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 30, 2020 10:14 AM (gl7YN)

Same. Prob wishful thinking on my part. But Rob is obese and gotta be type II and hbp. I've also heard one or two clips from the 2,000 year old man which were kinda funny.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 30, 2020 10:16 AM (gYDp4)

188 178 John Cleese played Dennis Moore.

He steals from the poor and gives to the rich. Stupid bitch.

I thought that was Obama......
Posted by: JT at June 30, 2020 10:14 AM (arJlL)

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Her, too.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 30, 2020 10:16 AM (dfRN6)

189 Whitaker, the UT tower shooter.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2020 10:15 AM (qyH+l)

The UT shooter was Whitman.

Posted by: Kris at June 30, 2020 10:16 AM (VQp/A)

190 Maybe assholes like Bezos will finally understand. They don't want $15, they don't want a fat donation to BLM, or a corporate message on the website. They want you destroyed.

Jeff, I know you can't believe it, but these adults, college educated adults, believe that a marxist government will provide an Amazon, Google, Netflix, Facebook, Apple equivalent, that also pays all of ite employees equally and gives loads of benefits. You are the enemy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2020 10:16 AM (dNzKv)

191 The birth of Ritchie and bringing him home from the hospital [switched at birth] are two of my favorite DvD shws.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2020 10:17 AM (q1Pj5)

192 Wasn't Carl Reiner in the movie Airplane? Or maybe it was the Jerk. I seem to recall him being in those.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020 10:15 AM (SX3FQ)

He was in the Jerk and Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 30, 2020 10:17 AM (YRdK5)

193 165 did the breakfast old fashioned with cask strength whiskey happen this morning??

Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2020 09:54 AM (mZUr4)

I have to get some first! My only cask-strength booze is Single Malt, and I am not going to make a cocktail with Scotch. That way lies madness!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2020 10:11 AM (dLLD6)

Fair point. As I mentioned last night during the ONT, we were out for my son's 21st birthday yesterday. One of his buddies ordered an old fashioned -- with Johnnie Walker Red. I'm still scratching my head over that.

Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2020 10:17 AM (mZUr4)

194 Back in the 80s (the heyday of human existence), I had a collection of books called "Truly Tasteless Jokes". Would always get them from one of the mall bookstores -- Waldenbooks or B. Dalton. For those who aren't familiar, these jokes were REALLY non-PC. NOTHING was out of bounds. The kind of stuff that would give the vapors to SJWs. . . .

Posted by: Doof at June 30, 2020

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In elementary school, contemporary with the Van Dyke show, elephant jokes were all the rage for a brief time. I even had a paperback compendium of them.

"Why do elephants wear green caps?"
"So they can tiptoe across pool tables without being seen."

"Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?"
"Because that's when elephants are jumping out of trees."

"Why are pygmies so short?"
"They went into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020 10:17 AM (rpbg1)

195 187
Same. Prob wishful thinking on my part. But Rob is obese and gotta be type II and hbp. I've also heard one or two clips from the 2,000 year old man which were kinda funny.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 30, 2020 10:16 AM
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Rob's greatest role was one he didn't even play.

Rob in the South Park episode "Butt Out".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:17 AM (LvTSG)

196 That St Louis couple waving guns around say the lurve BLM. LOLGF.

Also that house is said to be $1.15M. Man I did not realize STL is so cheap. Where I live a house like that is $10m
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member

They're low balling. Tax man cometh.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:17 AM (zfBZT)

197 Why is that strange man in the window flaring his nostrils?

I figure it's somebody's Dad, who's been called to come pick up Junior because he put a bat the teacher's desk or something. Somebody is going to get it when he gets home!

Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 30, 2020 10:17 AM (gl7YN)

198 190 Maybe assholes like Bezos will finally understand. They don't want $15, they don't want a fat donation to BLM, or a corporate message on the website. They want you destroyed.

Jeff, I know you can't believe it, but these adults, college educated adults, believe that a marxist government will provide an Amazon, Google, Netflix, Facebook, Apple equivalent, that also pays all of ite employees equally and gives loads of benefits. You are the enemy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2020 10:16 AM (dNzKv)

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Soon, Democrats will put a kibosh on these riots because their donors will make furious calls.

And the donors will be happy because Democrats did what they wanted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:18 AM (LvTSG)

199 >>I'm not close to as up to speed as you are. Is there any actual evidence that these acts were being directed from higher up? There was a line about 7th floor in the texts I think?

Yes. Strzok and Page texts messages we've had for years that say "WH wants to know everything we are doing" and more recently the Strzok notes from the Jan 5th meeting at the WH where Obama told them to use "the right people" for the Flynn OP and Slow Joe talking about using the Logan Act.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:18 AM (ZLI7S)

200 Ace/COBs -- any plans to fix the RSS/RDF which is addressed through minx.cc? Minx server remains dead since crash ten days ago. (See "syndicate this site" link on comments page left sidebar.)

Posted by: cpurick at June 30, 2020 10:18 AM (Ie2E7)

201 I hang on leftie sites sometimes, good to know the enemy etc. Their hatred for Amazon is purely punitive. They dont care about Bezos paying for health care or whatever. They want him destroyed because in their view capitalism is evil and billionaires are evil as a result. And yet these fuckers fund BLM and the like.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:19 AM (m1H25)

202 Where did you get that picture of me homeschooling my kids?

Posted by: bluebell at June 30, 2020 10:19 AM (/669Q)

203 Larry Matthews was Ritchie Petrie. Not to be confused with Larry Mathers. The Beaver.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:14 AM (zfBZT)

Jerry...Jerry Mathers.

Posted by: BignJames at June 30, 2020 10:20 AM (X/Pw5)

204
What roof? Are you high?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020

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Just past the redheaded girl, outside the arch, there is another building with tall narrow windows and a sloping roof.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020 10:20 AM (rpbg1)

205 Kid at the far left is going, "ha ha!" Like the kid on the Simpsons, at the one who got smacked.

Posted by: skywch at June 30, 2020 10:21 AM (Y/Ps0)

206

He was in the Jerk and Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 30, 2020 10:17 AM (YRdK5)

That's right! I always remember him as one of the 'plaintiffs' in the eyeglass lawsuit. He gave Navin the money to start the business.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020 10:21 AM (SX3FQ)

207 33 He's about to pop that kid in the head with the Great Spoon of Knowledge.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2020 09:36 AM (V2Yro)

My dear late mother knew how to wield the Great Spoon of Knowledge.

I deserved it, too.

Poor Mama...

Posted by: Flyover at June 30, 2020 10:21 AM (Rbu5d)

208 The only fond thoughts I have or Rob Reiner is as the film maker in Spinal Tap, immortalizing the band's disastrous American tour.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at June 30, 2020 10:14 AM (gl7YN)

He also did Stand By Me which was very good. He's a retard and a fuckhead but has made some excellent flicks.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 30, 2020 10:21 AM (y7DUB)

209 Where did you get that picture of me homeschooling my kids?
Posted by: bluebell

They posted it to 4chan with the word HELP scribbled in blood.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:21 AM (zfBZT)

210 The wooden spoon method of discipline was very effective for many generations.

Posted by: Fritz at June 30, 2020 10:21 AM (95j/9)

211 Carl Reiner played an old Doctor who died suddenly in "The End" , the best Burt Reynolds - Dom Deluise movie ever. That was 42 years ago.

He was originally famous for being the seldom seen Alan Brady on the original Dick van Dyke show. (everybody's boss) Reiner was one of the prime writers for that show.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2020 10:21 AM (Kpl3J)

212 189 Whitaker, the UT tower shooter.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2020 10:15 AM (qyH+l)

The UT shooter was Whitman.
Posted by: Kris at June 30, 2020 10:16 AM (VQp/A)

What I get for posting before finishing tea.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 30, 2020 10:21 AM (qyH+l)

213 They posted it to 4chan with the word HELP scribbled in blood.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:21 AM (zfBZT)
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I knew we never should have gotten internet.

Posted by: bluebell at June 30, 2020 10:22 AM (/669Q)

214 Jerry...Jerry Mathers.
Posted by: BignJames

True. Doh.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:22 AM (zfBZT)

215
Just past the redheaded girl, outside the arch, there is another building with tall narrow windows and a sloping roof.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020 10:20 AM

That's a llama.

Or maybe an otter.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020 10:22 AM (SX3FQ)

216 Yes. Strzok and Page texts messages we've had for years that say "WH wants to know everything we are doing" and more recently the Strzok notes from the Jan 5th meeting at the WH where Obama told them to use "the right people" for the Flynn OP and Slow Joe talking about using the Logan Act.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:18 AM (ZLI7S)

Thanks. I always felt Pientka had rolled. He got serious protection from scrutiny and his name had previously always been redacted.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 30, 2020 10:22 AM (gYDp4)

217 Did Rob inherit the gun?

Posted by: Piratepatch from the flood zone at June 30, 2020 10:22 AM (h8meQ)

218 203 Larry Matthews was Ritchie Petrie. Not to be confused with Larry Mathers. The Beaver.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:14 AM (zfBZT)

Jerry...Jerry Mathers.
Posted by: BignJames at June 30, 2020 10:20 AM (X/Pw5)

We stand with the family of Larry Mathers and call for the abolition of the police!

Posted by: nancy Pelosi at June 30, 2020 10:22 AM (Izzlo)

219 I've also heard one or two clips from the 2,000 year old man which were kinda funny.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 30, 2020 10:16 AM (gYDp4)

Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks.

those were some great skits. I especialy like the interview about Paul Revere.

"the Yiddish are coming..."

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 30, 2020 10:22 AM (8D42x)

220 Bezos is worth $150B. That is more than the GDP of most countries.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:23 AM (m1H25)

221 He also did Stand By Me which was very good. He's a retard and a fuckhead but has made some excellent flicks.
Posted by: Captain Hate at June 30, 2020 10:21 AM (y7DUB)

And the other big movie that Rob Reiner directed, that I can't believe he did but that I have to give him credit for, is Princess Bride.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2020 10:23 AM (Kpl3J)

222 Rob Reiner was probably raised by commie tutors while dad was on set.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020 10:23 AM (SX3FQ)

223 In elementary school, contemporary with the Van Dyke show, elephant jokes were all the rage for a brief time.

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I read an opinion back in the day that elephant jokes were an expression of the times. It was the beginning of women's lib, affirmative action etc. and was a reflection of a world going crazy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 30, 2020 10:24 AM (+y/Ru)

224 And the other big movie that Rob Reiner directed, that I can't believe he did but that I have to give him credit for, is Princess Bride.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2020 10:23 AM (Kpl3J)

Inconceivable!

Posted by: Wallace Shawn at June 30, 2020 10:24 AM (PiwSw)

225 >>Thanks. I always felt Pientka had rolled. He got serious protection from scrutiny and his name had previously always been redacted.

He was quietly transferred to a field office, Portland if I remember right, in 2017 and then his name was removed from the FBI site. Pretty odd for a guy who was right in the middle of the whole scam.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)

226 Reiner was great as the dad in Wolf of Wall St. I learned long ago that if I want to watch movies or listen to music I have to ignore the politics. Otherwise Id be stuck watching nothing but Magnum PI reruns and listening to 1970s country.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:25 AM (m1H25)

227 225 >>Thanks. I always felt Pientka had rolled. He got serious protection from scrutiny and his name had previously always been redacted.

He was quietly transferred to a field office, Portland if I remember right, in 2017 and then his name was removed from the FBI site. Pretty odd for a guy who was right in the middle of the whole scam.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)

==========

He became Lorde.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:25 AM (LvTSG)

228 Carl Reiner and Mel Brooks.

those were some great skits. I especialy like the interview about Paul Revere.

"the Yiddish are coming..."

Posted by: SturmToddler

Jerry Seinfeld, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, did an episode where he went to Mel Brooks' house. Mel and Carl frequently had dinner together. Great episode.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:25 AM (zfBZT)

229 Maybe assholes like Bezos will finally understand.
They don't want $15, they don't want a fat donation to BLM, or a
corporate message on the website. They want you destroyed.

Jeff, I know you can't believe it, but these adults, college
educated adults, believe that a marxist government will provide an
Amazon, Google, Netflix, Facebook, Apple equivalent, that also pays all
of ite employees equally and gives loads of benefits. You are the enemy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2020 10:16 AM (dNzKv)

Like all rich leftist Bozos doesn't think the mob will come for him. He thinks he can buy them off. I don't even know if a storm the Bastille moment will change their minds

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 30, 2020 10:25 AM (YRdK5)

230
What roof? Are you high?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020

Unfortunately, no.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 30, 2020 10:25 AM (NWiLs)

231 226 Reiner was great as the dad in Wolf of Wall St. I learned long ago that if I want to watch movies or listen to music I have to ignore the politics. Otherwise Id be stuck watching nothing but Magnum PI reruns and listening to 1970s country.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:25 AM (m1H25)

==========

You'd have John Wayne movies, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:26 AM (LvTSG)

232 Reiner was great as the dad in Wolf of Wall St. I learned long ago that if I want to watch movies or listen to music I have to ignore the politics.

Otherwise Id be stuck watching nothing but Magnum PI reruns and listening to 1970s country.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:26 AM (zfBZT)

233 In elementary school, contemporary with the Van Dyke show, elephant jokes were all the rage for a brief time. I even had a paperback compendium of them.

"Why do elephants wear green caps?"
"So they can tiptoe across pool tables without being seen."

"Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?"
"Because that's when elephants are jumping out of trees."

"Why are pygmies so short?"
"They went into the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 30, 2020 10:17 AM (rpbg1)

why do ducks have flat feet

stamping out forest fires

whats that black burning gunk between elephants toes

burn ducks

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 30, 2020 10:26 AM (JFO2v)

234 Bezos is worth $150B. That is more than the GDP of most countries.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:23 AM (m1H25)

And most of that is his stake in Amazon. These marxist idiots think he has $150 billion in a vault under his mansion. Maybe a swimming pool full of gold coins. We are a trillion dollars in debt with student loans so the marxists could fill our kids heads full of nonsense to advance their multiply failed cause.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2020 10:27 AM (dNzKv)

235 -
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That's right! I always remember him as one of the
'plaintiffs' in the eyeglass lawsuit. He gave Navin the money to start
the business.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020 10:21 AM

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The guy guy from "Maude" used Navin's idea for the glasses handle, and had to hunt him down to give him his share.

Posted by: irright at June 30, 2020 10:27 AM (pMGkg)

236 227 225 >>Thanks. I always felt Pientka had rolled. He got serious protection from scrutiny and his name had previously always been redacted.

He was quietly transferred to a field office, Portland if I remember right, in 2017 and then his name was removed from the FBI site. Pretty odd for a guy who was right in the middle of the whole scam.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)

==========

He became Lorde.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:25 AM (LvTSG)

Ya, ya, ya, I am Lorde.

Posted by: Lorde at June 30, 2020 10:27 AM (Izzlo)

237 Elephant jokes started out pretty benign, but before long those on the receiving end got a little too thin skinned.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 30, 2020 10:27 AM (Fc5rx)

238 And the Andy Griffith Show. And the Twilight Zone. And Flipper.

Posted by: Weasel at June 30, 2020 10:27 AM (MVjcR)

239 >>>And the other big movie that Rob Reiner directed, that I can't believe he did but that I have to give him credit for, is Princess Bride.

Amazing film. Hard to believe Reiner was involved.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 30, 2020 10:27 AM (VWp7G)

240 Like all rich leftist Bozos doesn't think the mob will come for him. He thinks he can buy them off. I don't even know if a storm the Bastille moment will change their minds
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 30, 2020 10:25 AM (YRdK5)

I don't know either, but if we get to that point and all these woke-enablers are crying for help, my response will be an extended middle finger.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 30, 2020 10:27 AM (J+mig)

241 The whole range of housing in STL has always been cheap. I can't count the number of folks who left for bigger cities to make more money. Came back as fast as they could. Broke and stunned.

Posted by: klaftern at June 30, 2020 10:27 AM (RuIsu)

242 Like all rich leftist Bozos doesn't think the mob will come for him. He thinks he can buy them off. I don't even know if a storm the Bastille moment will change their minds
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 30, 2020 10:25 AM (YRdK5)

They erected a guillotine outside of his mansion.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2020 10:27 AM (dNzKv)

243 Also that house is said to be $1.15M. Man I did not realize STL is so cheap. Where I live a house like that is $10m
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member

They're low balling. Tax man cometh.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:17 AM (zfBZT)

A house like that were I live would be about the same where I live, you gotta get over 5,000 square feet or so to get over a million.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2020 10:28 AM (Kpl3J)

244 Random thought. I noticed the other day that my daughter renders the common expression as, "Nip it in the butt."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 30, 2020 10:28 AM (+y/Ru)

245 Rob Reiner was probably raised by commie tutors while dad was on set.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020 10:23 AM (SX3FQ)

Carl was pretty lefty too. He supported Comrade Bernie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 30, 2020 10:28 AM (YRdK5)

246 Carl Reiner was a pioneer. Rob is a wrinkled ballsack.

Posted by: Fritz at June 30, 2020 10:28 AM (95j/9)

247 Bezos is worth $150B. That is more than the GDP of most countries.

....

And yet he still has to send dic pics.

It's depressing really, what chance do the rest of us homely men have?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 30, 2020 10:28 AM (38/p9)

248
Jerry Seinfeld, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, did an episode where he went to Mel Brooks' house. Mel and Carl frequently had dinner together. Great episode.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:25 AM (zfBZT

That was a good episode! I also enjoyed the episode where Eddie Murphy explained that Sammy Davis Junior was a big fan of Anton Levay.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020 10:28 AM (SX3FQ)

249 THESE are the times that try men's souls. The summer soldier and the sunshine patriot will, in this crisis, shrink from the service of their country; but he that stands by it now, deserves the love and thanks of man and woman. Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives everything its value. Heaven knows how to put a proper price upon its goods; and it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as FREEDOM should not be highly rated. - Thomas Paine

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 30, 2020 10:28 AM (Fju2f)

250 White privilege.

Posted by: JAS at June 30, 2020 10:29 AM (2BZBZ)

251 I have no issue with taxing Bezos and Cukerberg more. I will no longer fight to give those assholes lower taxes as they turn around and fund groups that want me dead.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:29 AM (m1H25)

252 Pachyderm puns!!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 30, 2020 10:29 AM (Fc5rx)

253 Ya, ya, ya, I am Lorde.
Posted by: Lorde at June 30, 2020 10:27 AM (Izzlo)

But you'll never be Royal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2020 10:29 AM (Kpl3J)

254 I read an opinion back in the day that elephant jokes were an expression of the times. It was the beginning of women's lib, affirmative action etc. and was a reflection of a world going crazy.

*long wistful sigh*

Now I really miss the old days...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 30, 2020 10:29 AM (HaL55)

255 We once had a Taliban captive tell us that "aliens" told him to attack US troops. We were confused because the Pashto word he used could have several meanings, so the terp clarified. Still, he insisted it was "aliens from the sky". We figured he was just fucking with us.

Maybe we can report that to the president? I mean he should know so we can punish the aliens- right?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at June 30, 2020 10:29 AM (wetnX)

256 Otherwise Id be stuck watching nothing but Magnum PI reruns and listening to 1970s country.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:26 AM (zfBZT)

Yeah this is me but Rockford Files. Jerry Jeff's playing Sangria Wine in the background rn

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 30, 2020 10:30 AM (gYDp4)

257 They erected a guillotine outside of his mansion.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2020 10:27 AM (dNzKv)

Exactly my point. He'll still pander and support the left and support shutting down conservatives. He'll be a leftist under they drag him under the blade

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 30, 2020 10:30 AM (YRdK5)

258 244 Random thought. I noticed the other day that my daughter renders the common expression as, "Nip it in the butt."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 30, 2020 10:28 AM (+y/Ru)

Barney Fife weeps.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2020 10:30 AM (Kpl3J)

259 And Gentle Ben. And Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: Weasel at June 30, 2020 10:31 AM (MVjcR)

260 Otherwise Id be stuck watching nothing but Magnum PI reruns and listening to 1970s country.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:25 AM (m1H25)

Magnum wore Hawaiian shirts. RREEE!!!! White supremacist!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 30, 2020 10:31 AM (YRdK5)

261 They erected a guillotine...

*********

Frankly that sounds better than the converse...

Posted by: Muldoon at June 30, 2020 10:31 AM (Fc5rx)

262 Yeah this is me but Rockford Files. Jerry Jeff's playing Sangria Wine in the background rn
Posted by: Thesokorus

Rockford Files, Cannon, Manix, Porter Waggoner Show & Hee-Haw.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:31 AM (zfBZT)

263 Hey, I need one of the "school teachers" for my kids. Apparently, that is thing of the past now... I can't homeschool since we both work full time. If I quit my job to teach my kids do I get a school tax break and cash for doing it????? I'm so pissed about the school thing....

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at June 30, 2020 10:31 AM (UUBmN)

264 There are 1000 sq ft condos where I live that cost more than that STL house.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:31 AM (m1H25)

265 My favorite elephant joke is, what is gray and comes in quarts?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 30, 2020 10:32 AM (kA3Cp)

266 142 >>Seems like a series of illegal acts, to me.

And Obama and Biden were involved the entire time.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:05 AM (ZLI7S

Yes, they were.

Posted by: Flyover at June 30, 2020 10:32 AM (Rbu5d)

267 Magnum wore Hawaiian shirts. RREEE!!!! White supremacist!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan

Boog boi!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:32 AM (zfBZT)

268 And through the doorway are the open fields where these kids' heart lies.

Posted by: creeper at June 30, 2020 10:32 AM (XxJt1)

269 239 >>>And the other big movie that Rob Reiner directed, that I can't believe he did but that I have to give him credit for, is Princess Bride.

Amazing film. Hard to believe Reiner was involved.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 30, 2020 10:27 AM (VWp7G)

I admit it's well made but I have an allergic reaction to that film. Can't stand it. That and Ferris Bueller.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 30, 2020 10:33 AM (gYDp4)

270 -
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They erected a guillotine...

*********

Frankly that sounds better than the converse...

Posted by: Muldoon at June 30, 2020 10:31 AM

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Yep, converse sucks.

Posted by: Nike at June 30, 2020 10:33 AM (pMGkg)

271 We once had a Taliban captive tell us that "aliens" told him to attack US troops. We were confused because the Pashto word he used could have several meanings, so the terp clarified. Still, he insisted it was "aliens from the sky". We figured he was just fucking with us.

Maybe we can report that to the president? I mean he should know so we can punish the aliens- right?
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy

Aliens from the sky. Sounds like Airborne or Seals.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:33 AM (zfBZT)

272 Wait a minute, we own that.

Posted by: Nike at June 30, 2020 10:33 AM (pMGkg)

273 Yep, converse sucks.
Posted by: Nike

Chuck Taylors FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:34 AM (zfBZT)

274 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 30, 2020 10:34 AM (u82oZ)

275 Magnum wore Hawaiian shirts. RREEE!!!! White supremacist!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan

haole

Posted by: BignJames at June 30, 2020 10:34 AM (X/Pw5)

276 Sorry I'm late, Horde. Stopped to talk to Huckleberry Finn.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2020 10:34 AM (R1GTT)

277 155 Any thoughts as to the current wave of 'Trump is going to lose unless he does x,y and z articles coming from our side?

Seems a tad coordinated.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020 10:08 AM (SX3FQ)

They're not on our side anymore, if they ever were.

Posted by: Flyover at June 30, 2020 10:34 AM (Rbu5d)

278 My favorite elephant joke is, what is gray and comes in quarts?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada

ISWYDT.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:34 AM (zfBZT)

279 Rockford Files, Cannon, Manix, Porter Waggoner Show & Hee-Haw.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:31 AM (zfBZT)

Fall Guy Simon and Simon and Monk and Austin City Limits

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 30, 2020 10:35 AM (gYDp4)

280 I got an elephant joke: A family goes to the circus - mom, dad, and their son. The elephants come out to do their act and the son asks the mom "Mom, what's that long thing hanging down on the elephant?" And she says "That's his trunk." The son says "No, I mean the long thing hanging down at the back of the elephant." The mom says "That's his tail." The son says "No, what's that long thing hanging down between his legs?" The mom replies "Oh... that's nothing. I'm going to go get us some popcorn!" So when she leaves, the boy turns to his dad and asks "Dad, what's that long thing hanging down on the Elephant? Not his trunk, not his tail, but that other long thing between his legs?" The dad says "Well, that's the elephant's penis, son." The boy says "So home come when I asked mom what it was, she said it was nothing?" The dad takes a deep breath, puts his arm around his boy and says "Son, I have spoiled that woman."

Posted by: The Joker at June 30, 2020 10:35 AM (Izzlo)

281 Any thoughts as to the current wave of 'Trump is going to lose unless he does x,y and z articles coming from our side?

Seems a tad coordinated.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020 10:08 AM (SX3FQ)

Concern trolling.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 30, 2020 10:35 AM (J+mig)

282 All the social networks are banning Trump. Except FB for now. We live in strange days.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:35 AM (m1H25)

283 Random thought. I noticed the other day that my daughter renders the common expression as, "Nip it in the butt."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 30, 2020 10:28 AM (+y/Ru)

Barney Fife weeps.

Kids these days. If you can't get a simple saying that got repeated a brazillian times right, then the terrorists have indeed won.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 30, 2020 10:35 AM (HaL55)

284 My Favorite Martian. Mr. Ed.

Posted by: Weasel at June 30, 2020 10:35 AM (MVjcR)

285 Obama and Biden knew along with the rest of the world that Iran was paying the Taliban, Hezbollah and other terror organizations to attack Americans and our allies and their reaction was to reward Iran with billions of US tax dollars.

If it wasn't for double standards leftists would have no standards at all.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:35 AM (ZLI7S)

286 My hard of hearing father-in-law called elephants eff-nuts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 30, 2020 10:35 AM (+y/Ru)

287 >>>I admit it's well made but I have an allergic reaction to that film. Can't stand it. That and Ferris Bueller.

I generally despise Robin Wright, but she wasn't completely awful in that movie.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 30, 2020 10:36 AM (VWp7G)

288 277 155 Any thoughts as to the current wave of 'Trump is going to lose unless he does x,y and z articles coming from our side?

Seems a tad coordinated.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 30, 2020 10:08 AM (SX3FQ)

They're not on our side anymore, if they ever were.
Posted by: Flyover at June 30, 2020 10:34 AM (Rbu5d)

Makes me happy. Means Trump is doing exactly the right things.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 30, 2020 10:36 AM (gYDp4)

289 Don't knock it until you try it, Muldoon

Posted by: Lorena Bobbit at June 30, 2020 10:36 AM (dNzKv)

290 Netflix has announced it will give 2% of its cash on hand to BLM. Jesus fucking Christ.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:36 AM (m1H25)

291 I generally despise Robin Wright, but she wasn't completely awful in that movie.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 30, 2020 10:36 AM (VWp7G)

Acting was good everything was top notch. I just have some bizarre negative reaction to it. Casting was great too.

I'm not a contrarian either. It's just weird.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 30, 2020 10:37 AM (gYDp4)

292 "Dad, what's that long thing hanging down on the Elephant? Not his trunk, not his tail, but that other long thing between his legs?" The dad says "Well, that's the elephant's penis, son." The boy says "So home come when I asked mom what it was, she said it was nothing?"

The dad takes a deep breath, puts his arm around his boy and says "Son, I have spoiled that woman."
Posted by: The Joker

The kid looks down, looks back at dad, and says, "you could have fucking passed THAT gene on!"

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:37 AM (zfBZT)

293 Yep, converse sucks.
Posted by: Nike at June 30, 2020 10:33 AM (pMGkg)

Nike owns converse.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at June 30, 2020 10:37 AM (VrNz6)

294 Old and busted: The capitalists will sell us the rope with which we hang them!

New hotness: The capitalists will give us tax-free donations we can use to buy the rope with which to hang them!

Posted by: spindrift at June 30, 2020 10:37 AM (BCkIq)

295 Fauci testifying before the senate on returning to work, school. Jesus.. we are doomed.

Posted by: Jewells45feeling sad at June 30, 2020 10:38 AM (dUJdY)

296 290 Netflix has announced it will give 2% of its cash on hand to BLM. Jesus fucking Christ.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:36 AM (m1H25)

===========

Union donations must be seriously down this year.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:38 AM (LvTSG)

297 290 Netflix has announced it will give 2% of its cash on hand to BLM. Jesus fucking Christ.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:36 AM (m1H25)

BLM is an end around donation to DEMs via ActBlue.

Everyone is buying power in DC that way.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 30, 2020 10:38 AM (gYDp4)

298 And through the doorway are the open fields where these kids' heart lies.

Posted by: creeper at June 30, 2020 10:32 AM (XxJt1)

I guess nobody else sees the giant squirrel parachuting through the window...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2020 10:38 AM (dLLD6)

299 Netflix has announced it will give 2% of its cash on hand to BLM.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:36 AM (m1H25)

I think they're doing a 6 part series on Kapernick....so it won't be as much $$

Posted by: BignJames at June 30, 2020 10:39 AM (X/Pw5)

300 >>>I'm not a contrarian either. It's just weird.

Understood. I was the only kid in my school who hated E.T. I hate everything about it and I was very vocal in my opinion.

And with the exception of the opening scene, I really hate Saving Private Ryan. The Oppum character ruins the entire film for me.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 30, 2020 10:39 AM (VWp7G)

301 My Favorite Martian. Mr. Ed.
Posted by: Weasel

Our Gang, Three Stooges, Bowery Boys, Francis the Talking Mule. Miss rainy Saturdays.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:39 AM (zfBZT)

302 Trump has a history of winning against the odds, but let me tell him how he needs to change in order to win.....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2020 10:39 AM (dNzKv)

303 It's amazing how so much of our comedy for the last 60 years traces back to Your Show of Shows, by Sid Caesar in the 1950's.

Young writers for Sid Caesar who were just getting their start in the business: Mel Brooks, Carl Reiner, Neil Simon, Woody Allen, and several others who, while not household names today, went on to write and direct many of the big comedy hits we remember.

The Dick van Dyke show was based on Carl Reiner's memories of working for Sid Caesar; the movie "My Favorite Year" was based on Mel Brooks version of the same thing. (Brooks didn't write it, but he was Executive Producer)

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2020 10:39 AM (Kpl3J)

304 SCOTUS win?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2020 10:39 AM (dNzKv)

305 Netflix has announced it will give 2% of its cash on hand to BLM. Jesus fucking Christ.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:36 AM (m1H25)

Not 3/5ths?

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 30, 2020 10:39 AM (q1Pj5)

306 2% of cash on hand is a direct donation in addition to any constant produced.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:40 AM (m1H25)

307 159
DNC: trump visiting Mt Rushmore is white supremacy. They deleted the tweet a bit later but they did say it.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:09 AM (m1H25)

I remember back when Chlamydia Thundershart was running for preezy, she always went on about white supremacists. Even back then she copuld see them behind every tree and comment on the internet. It's like a mix of marxism and tourettes. I was thinking at the time, where is that coming from?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 30, 2020 10:41 AM (e7rK8)

308 My favorite Dick Van Dyke episode is the one where Rob, Buddy, and...crap I've lost her name...are looking for a new comedy writing job, and they interview with a puppeteer who has a sock puppet named Jellybean. My favorite part occurs when they're all at Rob's house discussing how the puppeteer seems a bit...off:

*phone rings*
Laura: Rob, it's for you. It's Jellybean.
Buddy: I wonder how he dialed the phone.
Rob: (chitchat with Jellybean) Say listen, Jellybean, I wonder if I could talk to (puppeteer). ... Now, I KNOW he's there!!

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 30, 2020 10:41 AM (rWZ8Y)

309 Exactly my point. He'll still pander and support the left and support shutting down conservatives. He'll be a leftist under they drag him under the blade
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 30, 2020 10:30 AM (YRdK5

------

During the Terror, Mirabeau said "Liberty is a whore who likes to be fucked on a mattress of corpses."

They always figure it out too late.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 30, 2020 10:41 AM (oJN+m)

310 >>SCOTUS win?

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:41 AM (ZLI7S)

311 I guess nobody else sees the giant squirrel parachuting through the window...

And you insist you didn't put whiskey in your corn flakes this morning?

You're not fooling anyone, you know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 30, 2020 10:41 AM (HaL55)

312 Anyone remember the Magnum episode where he shot the bad guy in cold blood at the end?

Posted by: creeper at June 30, 2020 10:41 AM (XxJt1)

313 I guess nobody else sees the giant squirrel parachuting through the window...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2020 10:38 AM

I *told* people July would be flamethrower squirrels!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 30, 2020 10:42 AM (R1GTT)

314 Worth trying a third time... my letter to Sen Braun:

Sen Braun,

Wow, did you ever dig yourself into yet another hole. So you support the terrorist organization known as black lives matter? You know the ones that are an off shoot of the blank panther party? You know the ones that declared war on the cops, those guys? Don't believe me, here's an exact quote from one of their chapter leaders (Hank Newsome) and I quote:

"Our aim is to develop a highly-trained MILITARY arm to challenge police brutality head on in the wake of Floyd's death. It is our obligation, it's our duty to provide people a way forward. We want the immediate end of government sanctioned murder by the police. We prepare to stop these murders by an means necessary. We are preparing and training our people to defend our communities.

And if this country doesn't give us what we want, then we will BURN down this system and replace it. All right? And I could be speaking figuratively, I could be speaking literally, its all a matter of interpretation. I just want black liberation and black sovereignty, by ANY MEANS NECESSARY."

So the belief of the organization and its leadership is to have MILITARY trained members patrolling predominantly black communities to CHALLENGE law enforcement and stop police brutality reminiscent of their cousin, the black panther party.

And let me add that everyone is entitled to their opinion but for you, my Senator, to spout off that it looked like the Atlanta cop was at fault and trigger happy is just unconscionable. How about taking the "well, the authorities are looking into it, investigations are happening so let the process work itself out" instead of running in front of the camera with that look at me look at me mindset.

You need to fire whoever your advisors are and start afresh. This is the second time in three weeks that I've written to you (the last one was on your non-stance of allowing the democrat party to try and lead us to changing the names of military bases based on feelings b/c the heroes that these bases were named for did or didn't fight on behalf of the good guys to which I'm still awaiting a response on). Damn man, read some stinking history, ask some questions, take the 24hr rule in consideration, something other than running straight to the camera.

And it is because of you and the rest of our so-called Republican leaders who stick your noses in the air and claim "that's not who we are," that the tearing down of our history and all things sacred is being washed away. Our communities, our police, our history, our Founding Fathers and their reputations, our culture, all of it is being stripped away and erased. So I guess its up to the ordinary citizen to keep pushing back, to keep fighting back, to not back down because the folks I voted to do so on my behalf, my family's behalf, my friends behalf, and our beloved way of life's behalf is doing nothing more than pandering to anyone else but those that voted for them. Ok, I got it.

Hey, that's good to know indeed. As I mentioned last time, I looked forward to voting for you and did so eagerly thinking "he can't be like the rest, this guy fights like the President does, this guy will never back down, this guy is one of us." Sigh, look like I was wrong.

Let me ask you a question Mike, what's the difference between voting for you or a Gimmedat? I'll tell you. I know what I get when voting for a democrat, they will screw America each and every change they get but at least I always know where they stand. You've become that elite that you so excitedly bashed during your campaign, only it too a little over two years. That's nearly a record for those keeping score at home.

And let me say this, I could care less what Schumer or any of his ilk try to do or say. Enough trying to work with them. Don't budge an inch, don't bend an ear, don't entertain anything they spout of their lying mouths. Everything that they say is an outright lie and an exaggeration, what have they don't to help any of the American people in the last forty years? Short answer is nothing but line their pockets. And so called Republicans never call them out on it, you folks just let a flippant remark or outright lie just continues across the spectrum to only grow. There must be push back EACH and EVERY TIME, not some times, not once in a while but EVERY SINGLE time.

Their end goal is to ruin what's left of America and its high time this stop now. Every time any of them open their mouths, the only answer is no, go to your room. You are children that need to be treated like children, go away and allow the adults to continue with the conversation.

Thank goodness with have a President that fights, fights, fights, along with a few others (Cruz, Cotton, Gohmert, Jordan, etc.) that never back down, never give in, never lose faith, and never give up. It's a shame neither you nor our other esteemed former Marine of a Senator Mr. Young exhibit any of those attributes.

You elite just don't get it or maybe you do. As Tucker says, there is no two party system in DC, its all one big party looking out for itself with very few exceptions who are looking out for us the ordinary deplorable citizen where all lives matter from all walks of life. Well, at least you can take pleasure in them eating you last.

Semper Fidelis

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 30, 2020 10:42 AM (C0heI)

315 Grift graft money-laundering extortion.

The Democrat party platform is self-evident.

Posted by: Fritz at June 30, 2020 10:42 AM (95j/9)

316 Netflix has announced it will give 2% of its cash on hand to BLM. Jesus fucking Christ.

There is only $100 in the petty cash drawer, so....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2020 10:42 AM (dNzKv)

317 >>>I guess nobody else sees the giant squirrel parachuting through the window...

Medieval 82nd Airborne.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 30, 2020 10:43 AM (bkUtD)

318 300 And with the exception of the opening scene, I really hate Saving Private Ryan. The Oppum character ruins the entire film for me.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 30, 2020 10:39 AM (VWp7G)

==========

Oppum is the outside voice that demonstrates to the unit how desensitized to the violence around them they've become. His ending of the game of "find Ryan" in a pile of dog tags while a line of paratroopers walks by is key to that.

The whole point of the film is about finding the point of the fight again. The thematic thrust of the opening is that Tom Hanks' character is so desensitized to the death around him (like the poor bastard moment when the guy gets shot in the head right next to him) that he can't really see anything about the war other than his own survival.

Ryan is the ultimate breaking point of that. They find him, offering him the ticket home they all want, and he refuses it because he has a mission and his new brothers to help.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:43 AM (LvTSG)

319 Scotus win? What? Roberts chocked on a chicken wing and croaked?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:44 AM (m1H25)

320 Chuck Taylors FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:34 AM (zfBZT)

Nancy Pelosi: We must honor the memory of Chuck Taylor by defunding the police

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 30, 2020 10:44 AM (YRdK5)

321 SC decides 5-4 that Montana's policy excluding religious schools from the state's general student aid fund is un-Constitutional.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:44 AM (ZLI7S)

322 Our Gang, Three Stooges, Bowery Boys, Francis the Talking Mule. Miss rainy Saturdays.

Sky King, Palladin, The Man and the Challenge, It's About Time...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 30, 2020 10:44 AM (HaL55)

323 200 Ace/COBs -- any plans to fix the RSS/RDF which is addressed through minx.cc? Minx server remains dead since crash ten days ago. (See "syndicate this site" link on comments page left sidebar.)

Posted by: cpurick at June 30, 2020 10:18 AM (Ie2E7)

I think that will addressed during the upcoming Windows NT Advanced Server 3.1 -> 3.5 migration.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik: we can haz purge now? at June 30, 2020 10:44 AM (DTX3h)

324 I always loved fantasy, loved Tolkien. To me Princess Bride is the most fun fairy tale ever written, full of quotable lines in every scene. And every character is great!

Read some tales from people on the set, they said the entire cast broke down laughing several times because of the improv jokes Billy Crystal kept cracking as Miracle Max. Almost all of his part was improv, and the people on the scene said it was a real shame that all of his best stuff had to be cut because it was so damned raunchy! It makes me really want to hear what he said!

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2020 10:45 AM (Kpl3J)

325 the mind of the average Marxist zoomer I doscovered after spending an hour on Lefty Twitter. Can anybody translate this? (sceen shot at link. this is social media and educational system is teaching.)

https://twitter.com/
jacob_posts/status/1277013888232566784

is it just me or is this series of posts completely impenetrable

Posted by: always ahead of the curve at June 30, 2020 10:45 AM (LpjIG)

326 Ultraman!

Posted by: Weasel at June 30, 2020 10:45 AM (MVjcR)

327 247
Bezos is worth $150B. That is more than the GDP of most countries.

....

And yet he still has to send dic pics.

It's depressing really

indeed. with that kind of dough, you'd think he could hire some billboards.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 30, 2020 10:45 AM (sGtp+)

328 BLM is a cool way to launder money to the Dems

Posted by: vmom 2020 - anti Brutal Looting Marxists at June 30, 2020 10:45 AM (WwTwF)

329 Trump needs to lose
Trump should lose
I want Trump to lose

...about fifty pounds.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 30, 2020 10:46 AM (lkl+P)

330 Roberts: you may kill babies at will, however you must also fund schools who teach it is wrong.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:46 AM (m1H25)

331 >>>To me Princess Bride is the most fun fairy tale ever written, full of quotable lines in every scene.

The entire poison scene with Wallace Shawn is sheer genius.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 30, 2020 10:46 AM (bkUtD)

332 The picture makes me want to say "it was ever thus."

Posted by: Refugee from Academia at June 30, 2020 10:46 AM (gou4q)

333 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:43 AM (LvTSG)

You're thinking of another character...the medic.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2020 10:46 AM (dLLD6)

334 All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages.

At first, the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.

Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school.

And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow.

Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth.

And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part.

The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound.

Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 30, 2020 10:46 AM (Fc5rx)

335 323
200 Ace/COBs -- any plans to fix the RSS/RDF which is addressed
through minx.cc? Minx server remains dead since crash ten days ago. (See
"syndicate this site" link on comments page left sidebar.)

Posted by: cpurick at June 30, 2020 10:18 AM (Ie2E7)

I think that will addressed during the upcoming Windows NT Advanced Server 3.1 -> 3.5 migration.

so... #twoweeks?

Posted by: Anachronda at June 30, 2020 10:47 AM (sGtp+)

336 The economy will kill Trump.

@cvpayne

Breaking News
Consumer Confidence climbs to 98.1 well above 91.0 consensus estimate.

Present Conditions 86.2 from 68.4
Expectations 106.0 from 97.6

Great news but must keep momentum moving in right direction

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:47 AM (ZLI7S)

337 Netflix has announced it will give 2% of its cash on hand to BLM. Jesus fucking Christ.

There is only $100 in the petty cash drawer, so....

-
Can you even buy a brick with that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 30, 2020 10:47 AM (+y/Ru)

338 Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 30, 2020 10:42 AM (C0heI)

Somebody watched Tucker last night.

Posted by: always ahead of the curve at June 30, 2020 10:48 AM (LpjIG)

339 The DOJ should really look into ActBlue.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 30, 2020 10:48 AM (dNzKv)

340 the mind of the average Marxist zoomer I doscovered
after spending an hour on Lefty Twitter. Can anybody translate this?
(sceen shot at link. this is social media and educational system is
teaching.)

https://twitter.com/

jacob_posts/status/1277013888232566784

is it just me or is this series of posts completely impenetrable

Posted by: always ahead of the curve at June 30, 2020 10:45 AM (LpjIG)

Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy
blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy,
flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 30, 2020 10:49 AM (YRdK5)

341 333 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:43 AM (LvTSG)

You're thinking of another character...the medic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2020 10:46 AM (dLLD6)

=========

dammit. Stupid Giovanni Ribisi.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:49 AM (LvTSG)

342 Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy
blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy,
flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 30, 2020 10:49 AM (YRdK5)

perfect

Posted by: BignJames at June 30, 2020 10:49 AM (X/Pw5)

343 >>>Oppum is the outside voice that demonstrates to the unit how desensitized to the violence around them they've become.

TJM - Good analysis, but I still hate the character and was never a fan of the actor. Not saying his portrayal wasn't splendid, but the character just grates on me. Maybe if another actor was cast in the role?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 30, 2020 10:50 AM (bkUtD)

344 Posted by: Muldoon at June 30, 2020 10:46 AM (Fc5rx)

That's pretty good! Did you write it? It's not as good as your limericks of course, but still...not bad.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 30, 2020 10:50 AM (dLLD6)

345 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I shoulda stayed in bed.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2020 10:50 AM (axyOa)

346 >>>dammit. Stupid Giovanni Ribisi.

Heh, his demise was the worst one for me; when he realizes his liver was punctured.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 30, 2020 10:51 AM (bkUtD)

347 338 Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine

Somebody watched Tucker last night.
Posted by: always ahead of the curve
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Yep sir.. infuriating to say the least.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 30, 2020 10:51 AM (C0heI)

348 I always loved fantasy, loved Tolkien. To me Princess Bride is the most fun fairy tale ever written, full of quotable lines in every scene. And every character is great!

Read some tales from people on the set, they said the entire cast broke down laughing several times because of the improv jokes Billy Crystal kept cracking as Miracle Max. Almost all of his part was improv, and the people on the scene said it was a real shame that all of his best stuff had to be cut because it was so damned raunchy! It makes me really want to hear what he said!
Posted by: Tom Servo

The 16 second fart from Andre the Giant.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:52 AM (zfBZT)

349
BREAKING:

Carl Reiner dead at 98.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2020 10:52 AM (s2VJv)

350 https://twitter.com/
jacob_posts/status/1277013888232566784

is it just me or is this series of posts completely impenetrable

Posted by: always ahead of the curve

Tapioca ball peen pantyhose.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 30, 2020 10:52 AM (+y/Ru)

351 Boy, that Laura on the Dick Van Dyke Show was a real Petrie dish!!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 30, 2020 10:52 AM (Fc5rx)

352 >>>Tapioca ball peen pantyhose.

Heh, heh, you said "peen."

Posted by: Beavis and Butt-Head at June 30, 2020 10:53 AM (bkUtD)

353 Netflix has announced it will give 2% of its cash on hand to BLM.
________________

Quite a nice racket they've got going there. Do they have to publish the executives' salaries, because that would be interesting to see. Of course, they may do what AARP does and hide much of the executives' compensation in expensive perks and benefits, so that the salaries don't appear to the public to be as obscene as they really are.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 30, 2020 10:53 AM (k4dH2)

354 Carl Reiner dead at 98.

*****

Damn I thought for a second you meant Rob Reiner.

Oh well!

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being A Ghoulish Weenie Wagon Who Danced on the Graves of Leftists at June 30, 2020 10:53 AM (+dsLj)

355 348
The 16 second fart from Andre the Giant.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:52 AM (zfBZT)

"Pfffffffffffffffffffffff - t!"

- - Eric Swallwell

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 30, 2020 10:54 AM (s2VJv)

356 Cary Elwes wrote a book about filming Princess Bride called "As You Wish". Pretty entertaining.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 30, 2020 10:55 AM (dfRN6)

357 351 Boy, that Laura on the Dick Van Dyke Show was a real Petrie dish!!

Hey, I made that joke at 153!

Ooo, the two comment numbers have the same digits, just re-arranged. Eerie.

Posted by: some guy in a laboratory at June 30, 2020 10:55 AM (BCkIq)

358 People sure do get upset when we lose a SC case but don't much seem to care when we win.

The Montana ruling could have big ramifications for religious and other alternative schools across the country. Winning the education battle is probably the most important thing we can do to take back the country.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)

359 334 All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,"

or a more recent interpretation:

"All the world's indeed a stage,
and we are merely players,
performers and portrayers,
each another's audience outside the gilded cage."

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2020 10:56 AM (Kpl3J)

360 Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how's-your-father; hairy
blighter, dicky-birded, feathered back on his sammy, took a waspy,
flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the Bertie.

That ded sound bezoomny.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 30, 2020 10:56 AM (HaL55)

361 -
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SC decides 5-4 that Montana's policy excluding religious schools from the state's general student aid fund is un-Constitutional.

------------

Praise Allah! Madrassas for the win!

Posted by: CAIR at June 30, 2020 10:56 AM (pMGkg)

362 The mighty Carl Reiner is apparently dead. Made it to 98.

Expect Mel Brooks to follow soon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 30, 2020 10:57 AM (d1uFV)

363 358 People sure do get upset when we lose a SC case but don't much seem to care when we win.

The Montana ruling could have big ramifications for religious and other alternative schools across the country. Winning the education battle is probably the most important thing we can do to take back the country.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 10:55 AM (ZLI7S)

==========

So, states can no longer restrict funding to religious schools that go to any other school, right?

That does seem big.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:57 AM (LvTSG)

364 saw a tweet that showed KellyAnne's teen daughter encouraging ppl to leave 1 star reviews on restaurants owned by Trump supporters

I guess she's a daddy's girl

Poor Kellyanne - when your family is woke it must be hell

Posted by: vmom 2020 - anti Brutal Looting Marxists at June 30, 2020 10:57 AM (WwTwF)

365 I see I'm late to the Carl Reiner notification

Glad other morons care too

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 30, 2020 10:57 AM (d1uFV)

366 The mighty Carl Reiner is apparently dead. Made it to 98.

Expect Mel Brooks to follow soon
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Will be a sad day.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:57 AM (zfBZT)

367 362 The mighty Carl Reiner is apparently dead. Made it to 98.

Expect Mel Brooks to follow soon
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 30, 2020 10:57 AM (d1uFV)

=========

Mel Brooks cannot die.

He cannot.

He still hasn't made Spaceballs 2 or History of the World Part 2.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:58 AM (LvTSG)

368 The DOJ should really look into ActBlue.

Yep, them plus BLM. Tax codes: how do they work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 30, 2020 10:58 AM (HaL55)

369 He still hasn't made Spaceballs 2 or History of the World Part 2.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Been waiting on Jews in Space for awhile now.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:59 AM (zfBZT)

370 Poor Kellyanne - when your family is woke it must be hell

************

Tell me about it.

Posted by: Conservative Divorcees Paying Alimony and Child Support to Woke White Karens at June 30, 2020 11:00 AM (+dsLj)

371 He still hasn't made Spaceballs 2 or History of the World Part 2.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 30, 2020 10:58 AM (LvTSG)

Old Frankenstein.

Posted by: Flyover at June 30, 2020 11:00 AM (Rbu5d)

372 364 saw a tweet that showed KellyAnne's teen daughter encouraging ppl to leave 1 star reviews on restaurants owned by Trump supporters

I guess she's a daddy's girl

Poor Kellyanne - when your family is woke it must be hell
Posted by: vmom 2020 - anti Brutal Looting Marxists at June 30, 2020 10:57 AM (WwTwF)

Pople like Cernovich have long speculated and are now sure that KellyAnne is a leaker and a traitor. I know ace says she is loyal team MAGA.

Posted by: always ahead of the curve at June 30, 2020 11:00 AM (LpjIG)

373 369 He still hasn't made Spaceballs 2 or History of the World Part 2.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Been waiting on Jews in Space for awhile now.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:59 AM (zfBZT)

They can get into a big battle with Farrakhan's Mother Wheel

Posted by: The Joker at June 30, 2020 11:00 AM (Izzlo)

374 test

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at June 30, 2020 11:00 AM (7Fj9P)

375 Muldoon, you're falling down on the job:

Seven ages: first puking and mewling,
Then really pissed off with one's schooling,
Then fucks and then fights,
Then judging chaps' rights,
Then sitting in slippers, then drooling.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 30, 2020 11:00 AM (rWZ8Y)

376 That's pretty good! Did you write it? It's not as good as your limericks of course, but still...not bad.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

*********

Here ya go!

All The World's A Stage, Muldooned - a limerick

The stages of life are just three
When you're born, you join the infantry
Then it's on through adolescence
(Oft' confused with obsolescence)
Then you spend your best days in adult'ry

Posted by: Muldoon at June 30, 2020 11:00 AM (Fc5rx)

377 351 Boy, that Laura on the Dick Van Dyke Show was a real Petrie dish!!

Hey, I made that joke at 153!

Ooo, the two comment numbers have the same digits, just re-arranged. Eerie.

*whistles all innocent-like*

Not saying anything.

Nope. Nothing at all.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 30, 2020 11:01 AM (HaL55)

378 290 Netflix has announced it will give 2% of its cash on hand to BLM. Jesus fucking Christ.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 30, 2020 10:36 AM (m1H25)

I cancelled Netflix a few years ago. F*ck them.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 30, 2020 11:01 AM (UCk9I)

379 As we've been noting for some time, all of the remaining stars, writers, and musicians of the 60's, 70's, and 80's will be dying over the next few years.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2020 11:01 AM (Kpl3J)

380 Seven ages: first puking and mewling,
Then really pissed off with one's schooling,
Then fucks and then fights,
Then judging chaps' rights,
Then sitting in slippers, then drooling.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel

********

Most excellent!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 30, 2020 11:01 AM (Fc5rx)

381 The Montana decision is huge!
Watch the teachers union throw a fit.
I hate them as much as the media.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2020 11:02 AM (axyOa)

382 As we've been noting for some time, all of the remaining stars, writers, and musicians of the 60's, 70's, and 80's will be dying over the next few years.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Front line baby boomers.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 11:02 AM (zfBZT)

383 Nood, y'all

Posted by: The Joker at June 30, 2020 11:03 AM (Izzlo)

384 379 As we've been noting for some time, all of the remaining stars, writers, and musicians of the 60's, 70's, and 80's will be dying over the next few years.
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Dick Van Dyke is the only one of the major characters on that show to still be alive. Even the guy who played the kid Richie is dead.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 30, 2020 11:03 AM (k4dH2)

385 NoOd Punk Monk....key

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 30, 2020 11:03 AM (jjaLl)

386 374 test
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin

FAIL!
*raps fingers with wooden spoon*

Posted by: school teacher at June 30, 2020 11:03 AM (WwTwF)

387 I didn't write that - believe me, I wish I did!!! Same guy who wrote the one that ends "Where Lenin did one, he did ten in." Can't think of his name. In a meeting, catch you guys later.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 30, 2020 11:03 AM (rWZ8Y)

388 Mrs Peel.
Crib notes specialist!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 30, 2020 11:04 AM (axyOa)

389 Been waiting on Jews in Space for awhile now.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 30, 2020 10:59 AM (zfBZT)

Hitler... on ice!!!

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 30, 2020 11:04 AM (k/TB6)

390 >>So, states can no longer restrict funding to religious schools that go to any other school, right?

>>That does seem big.

Yep, and it is.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 30, 2020 11:04 AM (ZLI7S)

391 Hey, I made that joke at 153!
Posted by: some guy in a laboratory

*********

You are correct. Sincerest apologies. Credit where credit is due and all that.

If it weren't for stolen jokes I'd have no jokes at all.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 30, 2020 11:05 AM (Fc5rx)

392 So now Meathead Has the same brain waves as his dad ?? Too soon ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 30, 2020 11:08 AM (Fju2f)

393
All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,"

or a more recent interpretation:

"All the world's indeed a stage,
and we are merely players,
performers and portrayers,
each another's audience outside the gilded cage."

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 30, 2020 10:56 AM

Shakespeare is great & all, but Peart's treatment is much better....it rhymes & you can dance to it

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 30, 2020 11:12 AM (z/JjJ)

394 Want to know why the name got changed from CHAZ to CHOP? Because their lawyers advised them that by setting up an autonomous zone separate from the United States, the people involved lost their U.S. Citizenship, and became unlawful combatants in the war against terror. OOOOOOOPS.
They are hoping to slip that past everyone - so that no one notices. Sorry, we all just noticed.

Posted by: An Observation at June 30, 2020 11:28 AM (SlJdk)

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