Funny Stuff for Fuck-It-All Friday Night

Ben Domenech interviewed Ryan Long, who's been blowing up on YouTube by (mostly) making fun of Social Justice Warriors, Woke White Women, assorted Karens, and leftwing bloggers.

It's a good interview.

You probably have seen him: He did that viral video, "I Got Fired From Vice," in which he described the Vice articles he had supposedly written.

The articles were real. He didn't write them -- they were mostly by Vice's "trans reporter" -- but they were real.

That video below, if you haven't seen it.


Here's some more funny stuff:

How Vice writes its articles:


He goes out to help Mayor DeBlasio, offering to pay Karens to snitch on their family members for not social distancing: Snitches Get Riches.



Then he isolates himself, and just does social justice snitching from his apartment.



He later discovered, with Science, that the political beliefs of leftwing bloggers somehow combine "with the molecules" of coronavirus to make them immune to the virus, as long as they're protesting for the right things.


Related: The Federalist has been the go-to news organization for analysis of the phenomenon of Woke White Women ruining the earth.

Bonus: Ryan Long talks to a guy at an anti-Algerian government protest, and quickly gets tunnel-vision about his own erectile problems.

Posted by: Ace at 07:40 PM




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1 Howdy

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2020 07:41 PM (Xo3T0)

2 Wow. Jumpin. Got a beer. Social distance status: 1 mile.

Posted by: Auspex at June 26, 2020 07:42 PM (Xo3T0)

3 thanks Ace

Posted by: billy plays bagpipes at June 26, 2020 07:44 PM (ONvIw)

4 From last thread where someone mentioned sheena easton's 7 min abs. This is one of the Flyer's studio personalities. 10/10 Philly Italian whew

https://youtu.be/j0TJEFSD2J4

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 26, 2020 07:45 PM (EwZlI)

5 Nailed it!

Posted by: The Joker at June 26, 2020 07:45 PM (Izzlo)

6 Ask your doctor if Fuck-It-All is right for you.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 07:46 PM (Z4rgH)

7 Hey! Aaahhhh fuckit Friday!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 26, 2020 07:46 PM (CjFDo)

8 Oh good. I was worried we'd Be left with Calvin Klein model.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 07:47 PM (AV9yQ)

9 Called "new thread" below, because I believe Ace can be merciful.

Posted by: gdgm+ at June 26, 2020 07:47 PM (ExnWy)

10 "is it homophobic because there's no fudge packed in here?".

I about died when he said that

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 26, 2020 07:48 PM (h1jJh)

11 in one of his podcasts, he said something funny, like, "Obviously, I'm not the manliest man in the world, but now in 2020, when all men are gay pussies, people are jumping back from all the Intense Masculine Energy they feel coming off of me.'

Posted by: ace, pseudointellectual cuck douchebag thinking about dinner at June 26, 2020 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

12 I knew you wouldn't leave on that note.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 07:48 PM (Qf83p)

13 I scrolled to the bottom and find no comments.


When will I ever learn.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 26, 2020 07:49 PM (yQpMk)

14 From last thread where someone mentioned sheena
easton's 7 min abs. This is one of the Flyer's studio personalities.
10/10 Philly Italian whew



https://youtu.be/j0TJEFSD2J4

Posted by: Thesokorus
.........
Easy for a 20 something who starts off skinny as a rail.. but still.. good video..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 26, 2020 07:49 PM (CjFDo)

15 Watched all the videos and still top mumble mumble?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at June 26, 2020 07:49 PM (JkPW3)

16 Why isn't he banned yet?

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 07:50 PM (NaPFG)

17 I'm social distancing myself in my man cave. With beer.

FTW!

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 26, 2020 07:50 PM (VcFUs)

18 I take 10 grain Damitol twice a day, but have to spice it up with Wild Turkey 101. It puts me in the mood tos say some pretty stout cusswords. By the time I go to bed the Damitol is worn down to the strength of a 1/4 grain Dagnabital.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 07:51 PM (XhWtx)

19 No. Really!

I e been repairing the failed battery on one of my dash cam cameras this afternoon

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 26, 2020 07:51 PM (VcFUs)

20 Where is everyone? I think some people may have left for good after that last thread

Posted by: The Joker at June 26, 2020 07:51 PM (Izzlo)

21 Hey everybody.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 26, 2020 07:52 PM (n/n9w)

22 They are mesmerized .

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 07:52 PM (AV9yQ)

23 part of the solution not the problem... the uhhhh....

LMFAO

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 07:52 PM (NaPFG)

24 Does anyone watch Vice? I haven't seen it and since it's not the military channel, nature channel or my local weather...I don't really see it.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 26, 2020 07:52 PM (VcFUs)

25 Are there tucked penises in this thread?


Is it safe?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2020 07:53 PM (n4scg)

26 Woohoo! Fuck it all Friday!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

27 what's for dinner, ace?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:53 PM (El6T/)

28 All the way from 1950 to 2020 and I have whiplash of the soul.
Sober for 5 months but the liquor cabinet is still well stocked.

Posted by: azalea city at June 26, 2020 07:53 PM (WX+x0)

29 Was thinking ice cream but not sure if I need it or not

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2020 07:53 PM (6f16T)

30 Came home from work planning to mow the yard and drink beer.

Lawnmower died on me 2 minutes into the mowing.

Fuck-It-All

#Drinkmorebeer

Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (nlavE)

31 Sheena Easton was always one of the most adorable women I'd ever seen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc)

32 what's for dinner, ace?


Spatchcock vagrant.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (Qf83p)

33 31 Sheena Easton was always one of the most adorable women I'd ever seen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc)


Cindy Crawford.

I win.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (n4scg)

34 FUCK IT ALL FRIDAY!

Barry baby, where are you?


Posted by: Reggie Love at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (ufFY8)

35 "Spatchcock vagrant."

sous-vide?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (El6T/)

36 >By the time I go to bed the Damitol is worn down to the strength of a 1/4 grain Dagnabital.


Posted by: Eromero


Ask your doctor if Fucitol is right for you.

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (iTXRQ)

37 Are there tucked penises in this thread?





Is it safe?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2020 07:53 PM (n4scg)

No but there may be threads on the tucked penises.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (NaPFG)

38 Why would anybody read Vice? The mainstream media is as far freakshow Left as they are now.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:56 PM (oVJmc)

39 Natalie White. Sho is.

Posted by: yawn at June 26, 2020 07:56 PM (BRkq2)

40 >Sheena Easton was always one of the most adorable women I'd ever seen.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles

I'd let her take my morning train

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 07:56 PM (iTXRQ)

41 39
Natalie White. Sho is.


The Wendy's burner?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:57 PM (oVJmc)

42 >>> what's for dinner, ace?

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Posted by: Michael Stipe at June 26, 2020 07:57 PM (FgJKq)

43 *I'd let her take my morning train
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 07:56 PM (iTXRQ)*

Train was not the word I expected to see.

Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 07:58 PM (nlavE)

44 Uhhh. . .

I am still gobsmacked by the previous post.
Never thought I'd long for the days of CK spokesmodel Marky Mark.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 07:58 PM (bDqIh)

45 Ask your doctor if Fucitol is right for you.
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (iTXRQ)

Fucitol may cause hysterical pregnancy and sausage fingers. Do not look directly at Fucitol. Do not say "Fucitol " three times while looking in a mirror.

Posted by: The Joker at June 26, 2020 07:59 PM (Izzlo)

46 Lawnmower died on me 2 minutes into the mowing.

--

We bought one of those reel mowers for a small, complicated section of our yard. It's fantastic, too. I've done the 1/4 acre or so backyard when I have time through the day. It's good exercise and you accomplish something, too.

Those reel mowers cut great, though. Nice little clicking hum as you go, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 07:59 PM (eDfIu)

47 what's for dinner, ace?

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Grilled cheese sandwiches. If you don't know the answer to the question, then the answer is automatically grilled cheese sandwiches.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 07:59 PM (eDfIu)

48 I had cottage cheese for dinner, but for lunch we had marinated pork tenderloin fresh off the grill.

Mangia, ace

Posted by: fluffy at June 26, 2020 08:00 PM (FgJKq)

49 Don't really care for his style of humor.

Various youtube channels that are funny and worth watching, include Nick DiPaolo, the always reliable Mark Dice, the subversively anti-leftist Ryan George (the pitch meeting guy), and last but not least Paul Joseph Watson.

Others are funny, but not political. Others are political but not funny.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:00 PM (hku12)

50 Ask your doctor if Fucitol is right for you.
Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (iTXRQ)

Fucitol may cause hysterical pregnancy and sausage fingers. Do not look directly at Fucitol. Do not say "Fucitol " three times while looking in a mirror.
Posted by: The Joker at June 26, 2020 07:59 PM

LOL

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 26, 2020 08:00 PM (/+bwe)

51 A few years ago during the drought and when water rationing was a thing and neighbors were ratting on neighbors? A building inspector-code enforcement friend told me he never wrote anyone up because there was no code to cite (like water runoff into gutters etc.)

He did say neighbors are vicious animals when it comes knifing neighbors as long as its done anonymously.

Posted by: 13times at June 26, 2020 08:01 PM (K3B2k)

52 TuCa off tonight. Must have bugged out of town

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 26, 2020 08:01 PM (7ZQe3)

53 He did say neighbors are vicious animals when it comes knifing neighbors as long as its done anonymously.
Posted by: 13times



People are neat.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 08:02 PM (Qf83p)

54 Dixie beer is changing its name - owned by the woman owner of the Saints, kneeling comes natural in NOLA folks. Beer sucked but damn this is silly.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 26, 2020 08:02 PM (nFRLh)

55 in bloody vengeance pr0n news, it looks like trump has signed some sort of executive order that is going to force the homocorp friendly FBI and DOJ to actually investigate anfa and blm.

Hopefully, this won't be used to prosecute churches and gym owners, but assuming the "good ones" at the alphabet agencies do their job, we'll see a lot of whining posts about how it's evil to put people in jail for rioting and looting.

no fed bail...has to be first step

Posted by: guest myspace user at June 26, 2020 08:02 PM (rnk6i)

56 I don't think that writers or editors for Vice, the Estrogen Post, The Atlantic or any of the other cult-Marxists would find Mr. Long's stuff the least bit funny or offensive. They'd say "yeah, he is so right".

Posted by: Steve in Greensboro at June 26, 2020 08:02 PM (Su9Le)

57 Fucitoltrade; is safe when used as directed!

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 08:02 PM (iTXRQ)

58 ah fail

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 08:03 PM (iTXRQ)

59 Uhhh. . .

I am still gobsmacked by the previous post.
Never thought I'd long for the days of CK spokesmodel Marky Mark.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 07:58 PM (bDqIh)


I feel sorry for the South Park guys. How do you parody this world?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:03 PM (hku12)

60 Ok, so did Bran Kilmeade beg TuCa to sit in for him, or has TuCa been disappeared?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 26, 2020 08:03 PM (EZebt)

61 how about Doxitrin, for when afa blm tries to publicly shame you for protecting your life/propety/community.

Posted by: guest myspace user at June 26, 2020 08:03 PM (rnk6i)

62 >>Does anyone watch Vice? I haven't seen it and since it's not the military channel, nature channel or my local weather...I don't really see it.



My hubby used to stop by the Vice channel and it was mostly pot enthusiast shows. For example, three hipster do the Charles Kuralt thing in a camper across America. Naturally, one of the three was a marijuana journalist, so that was a common topic regardless of where they stopped.

He also watched a Vice show on "purple drank" hosted by a guy who was on The Wire that was very depressing. Purple drank is some homemade drug cocktail made with cough syrup and I can't remember.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:04 PM (bDqIh)

63 Interesting... Kilmeade is filling in for Tucker. What happened to the Tuck?

Posted by: We're Playing Zealot Difficulty Dead Space 4 at June 26, 2020 08:04 PM (MJMvN)

64 Never thought I'd long for the days of CK spokesmodel Marky Mark.

-

Holy crap. I missed that one. A fat, mentally ill black man. Wow. Also

HEY HEY HEY!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:04 PM (eDfIu)

65 I never took nor gave a Fucital. Knew a girl that took it and said it made her feel 'funny down there'. I stuck a couple fingers in down there and sure enough she did feel funny.

J. Btiem

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 08:05 PM (XhWtx)

66


The DiCommio video is a good one. "The mayor is also starting a youth organization."

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 08:05 PM (vMYGz)

67 What are you all having for dinner??

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:05 PM (AV9yQ)

68 Tucker didn't say he'd be gone tonight. This seems rather abrupt.

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 26, 2020 08:06 PM (7ZQe3)

69 Ice cream

Posted by: four seasons at June 26, 2020 08:06 PM (PisyI)

70 Wait a minute. So you're saying an Algerian prince can cure my...
Oh...
Wait...
Never mind.
Duh. Algerian prince.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2020 08:06 PM (axyOa)

71 What are you all having for dinner??
Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:05 PM (AV9yQ)

Stir fry with chicken.

And beer.

Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 08:06 PM (nlavE)

72 If you saw last night, Tucker had his monthly visitor.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 26, 2020 08:06 PM (nFRLh)

73 Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 26, 2020 05:16 PM (icI8A)

Promethazine, codeine, soda and sometimes booze

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:06 PM (IYHxL)

74 The first video disgusting. Don't want to go further.
Time to find something to do.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 26, 2020 08:07 PM (nuOac)

75 People take days off in the Summer.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 08:07 PM (aKsyK)

76 Tucker didn't say he'd be gone tonight. This seems rather abrupt.
Posted by: Pete Seria


No surprise. He was on fire last night.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2020 08:07 PM (axyOa)

77 Brats on the grill. And beer

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 26, 2020 08:07 PM (7ZQe3)

78 Chicken stir fry! Ok good.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:07 PM (AV9yQ)

79 Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:05 PM (AV9yQ)

85/15 ground beef mixed with eggs and mozzarella cheese.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:08 PM (IYHxL)

80 Brats! Also good.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:08 PM (AV9yQ)

81 CK: So we went full SJW and are now focused on the yuuuge black tranny lesbian market. What could go wrong?

Nike: We lost $790 million in the last quarter of 2019 with 46% sales decline in the US.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at June 26, 2020 08:08 PM (lRrON)

82 Ugh. CBS is having some daytime Emmy crap going on, and the first two winners are muttering racial justice crap. Oh, and so far at least one of the two winners is black.
Third one coming up.

I am forced to have this one, as Mrs. DIG is watching....
But, she has big hate for Marie Osmond, which I find funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:09 PM (ufFY8)

83 85/15 ground beef mixed with eggs and mozzarella cheese.



Meat balls??

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:09 PM (AV9yQ)

84 Dixie beer changes it's name to Dykesie beir, yah.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 08:09 PM (XhWtx)

85 I went to CK's website and the models on the front page look relatively normal

Posted by: DB- just DB. Try new Fucitol today! at June 26, 2020 08:09 PM (iTXRQ)

86
Pertinent to a previous thread, it takes al of about 60 seconds to scatter the cockroaches.

https://tinyurl.com/yaubyrhw

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:09 PM (G51Gf)

87 Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:04 PM (bDqIh)



Promethazine, codeine, soda and sometimes booze

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:10 PM (IYHxL)

88 well, have a great evening/night horde. I'm going to weed and water till dark, the do some apolitical reading before bed. Night all

Posted by: billy plays bagpipes at June 26, 2020 08:10 PM (ONvIw)

89 Ah Marie - I'd like to meet her in Montana

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 26, 2020 08:10 PM (nFRLh)

90 31 Sheena Easton was always one of the most adorable women I'd ever seen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



That Scottish accent and those beautiful blue eyes. Yes, yes she was.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2020 08:10 PM (crynf)

91
Harmeet Dhillon - These politicians treated coronavirus like they could switch it on and off. They switched it off of protests

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 08:10 PM (yTvFw)

92 big cheeseburger and a Hamms.

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (0IMgo)

93 That's right: The Federalist doesn't do comments anymore because bullshit:

Every single one of those women are exercising their "privilege" because if a man said that shit they would get their mouth closed violently.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (ijEPD)

94 Kaepernick is to football as fat black tranny is to fashion.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (oVJmc)

95 85/15 ground beef mixed with eggs and mozzarella cheese.

--

Sounds interesting. Scrambled eggs and melt cheese in? Do you just leave it melty or do you brown the top in the oven?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (eDfIu)

96 >What are you all having for dinner??

Cheeseburger and onion rings

and Prozac

later some vodka

Posted by: DB- just DB. Try new Fucitol today! at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (iTXRQ)

97 *But, she has big hate for Marie Osmond, which I find funny.*

Marie is now and always had been a babe.

Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (nlavE)

98 Purple drank is some homemade drug cocktail made with cough syrup and I can't remember.
Posted by: Lizzy

Cough Syrup has a Dextromethorphan, which is a derivative of opium, like herion, codeine and morphine.

Take enough of it, and you can get....Hiiiiiiiiigh.

So I am told.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (ZCiJZ)

99 Nerdrotic and Dave Portnoy are sites morons might like.


Or not.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (Qf83p)

100 'Am-buug-geaires!

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2020 08:12 PM (5v5Zx)

101 Posted by: We're Playing Zealot Difficulty Dead Space 4 at June 26, 2020 08:04 PM (MJMvN)
*********
UMMMMMMMMMMM Friday in the Summer

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 26, 2020 08:12 PM (AtRjn)

102 Ben Domenech's 2-part interview of Ace was cool.

https://bit.ly/3dwlK0g
https://bit.ly/2YEIG9v

Posted by: Hands at June 26, 2020 08:12 PM (786Ro)

103 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (eDfIu)

Melted in at the end. I'm doing a mainly carnivore style diet

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:12 PM (IYHxL)

104 Promethazine
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It sucked!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 26, 2020 08:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

105 >>Promethazine, codeine, soda and sometimes booze


Ah, thanks!


*opens up email to CBD for Sunday Cooking thread idea*
*wonders if purple drank would be better with a little maple syrup*

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:12 PM (bDqIh)

106 Sheena Easton was always one of the most adorable women I'd ever seen.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc)


I think the first time I saw her was when she sang For Your Eyes Only in the movie. Wow was she hot. The only person who sang a Bond theme song who was actually shown in the opening credits

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 08:13 PM (yTvFw)

107 Brats on the grill. And beer
Posted by: Pete Seria


Brats on the grill? Well, that's a novel way to deal with bad children.

Whatever works for you. Who am I to judge?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 26, 2020 08:13 PM (ZCiJZ)

108 Doughnut Operator looks at the CHAZ/CHOP cops: https://youtu.be/wTFy29M82Q0

Commentary start at 1:14.

Posted by: Bert G at June 26, 2020 08:13 PM (OMsf+)

109 Day 1 of the WAstapo and I haven't been arrested by Jay Inslee yet. Yet.

Posted by: Hands at June 26, 2020 08:14 PM (786Ro)

110 What's for dinner?
Leftovers and beer; but, mostly beer and more beer.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at June 26, 2020 08:14 PM (gtatv)

111 What are you all having for dinner??
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Chicken in lemon cream sauce with lots of capers. In fact it's all just a vehicle for the capers. I'm serious.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 26, 2020 08:14 PM (Dc2NZ)

112 Melted in at the end. I'm doing a mainly carnivore style diet

-

That sounds good. Thanks. I might cook that for the family at some point. I'm betting it would be good in flour tortillas.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:14 PM (eDfIu)

113
Cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger.

Actually Ive been to the original location. And had a hot dog. It was great! Nothing beats decades of grease on a grill.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:14 PM (AV9yQ)

114 Yeah where is tucker

Posted by: Pj at June 26, 2020 08:14 PM (qlTN9)

115 Promethazine

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It sucked!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 26, 2020 08:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

LOL

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2020 08:14 PM (5v5Zx)

116 97
*But, she has big hate for Marie Osmond, which I find funny.*



Marie is now and always had been a babe.



Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 08:11 PM (nlavE)

Yes she is.

I have a different big thing for her.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:15 PM (ufFY8)

117 FIA Friday. Hodge Brothers crack me up.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2020 08:15 PM (+EL0E)

118 Don't know I would be shocked Tuck is missing on a Friday, lots of radio talk guys seem to bail out for long weekends.

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2020 08:15 PM (6f16T)

119 Drank is the Houston cocktail of choice for the George Floyd set - cough syrup with codeine, grape Fanta and a couple of jolly ranchers for added sweet. And yes that community has diabetes issues as well.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 26, 2020 08:15 PM (nFRLh)

120 Chicken in lemon cream sauce with lots of capers. In fact it's all just a vehicle for the capers. I'm seriou


Is there pasta involved? Because that be good on pasta.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:15 PM (AV9yQ)

121 Chicken in lemon cream sauce with lots of capers. In fact it's all just a vehicle for the capers. I'm serious.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes


Ahhh....it's the Eris She-wolf caper, again, eh?

Suitable for Michiganstas!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 26, 2020 08:15 PM (ZCiJZ)

122 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:14 PM (eDfIu)

It is! A variation on that is doing a mexican spice mix on the beef first then eggs and doing breakfast burritos

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:15 PM (IYHxL)

123 I had supreme nachos made with bbq pork and pineapple, onions, guaq, sour cream, and of course cheese with plenty of salsa. Then when I was feeling so glad to be alive, I went to Papa John and bought the ER staff $100 worth of pizza to be delivered tomorrow for lunch. Cause they are such good folks.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 08:16 PM (XhWtx)

124 TuCa off tonight. Must have bugged out of town
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 26, 2020 08:01 PM (7ZQe3)


Poor Tucker, must get tiresome playing the Cassandra role night after night. I hope he does have some place to go, get out of that shitty town, it might be good for his sanity, and his perspective.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:16 PM (hku12)

125 It is! A variation on that is doing a mexican spice mix on the beef first then eggs and doing breakfast burritos

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Ha. I didn't make the breakfast burrito connection.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:17 PM (eDfIu)

126 Is there pasta involved? Because that be good on pasta.
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Not today. But it would be sexy as hell nestled on a bed of angel hair pasta, like a carb-laden odalisque.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 26, 2020 08:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

127 Ugh. CBS is having some daytime Emmy crap going on, and the first two winners are muttering racial justice crap. Oh, and so far at least one of the two winners is black.
Third one coming up.

I am forced to have this one, as Mrs. DIG is watching....
But, she has big hate for Marie Osmond, which I find funny.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:09 PM (ufFY
********
Is she a Trump supporter?
Can't stand these shows with all their virtue signaling. Use to watch for the fashion... never again.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2020 08:17 PM (wiXsO)

128 I've started watching The MEG. A few minutes is enough stupid for me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 08:17 PM (Uu+Jp)

129 Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 08:16 PM (XhWtx)

You lost me at pineapple and sour cream.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:17 PM (IYHxL)

130 33 31 Sheena Easton was always one of the most adorable women I'd ever seen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc)


Cindy Crawford.

I win.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (n4scg)

nuh uh...

Elle MacPherson

Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 08:18 PM (BgMrQ)

131 Hey Bozo! How do you like your new friend?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 26, 2020 08:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

132 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:17 PM (eDfIu)

Tbh bro anything goes at any time.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:18 PM (IYHxL)

133 Not today. But it would be sexy as hell nestled on a bed of angel hair pasta, like a carb-laden odalisque.


Flat- fettuccine.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:18 PM (AV9yQ)

134 I had supreme nachos made with 'bbq pork and pineapple'

That may be just about the most disgusting thing I have ever read.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 26, 2020 08:19 PM (2B9A/)

135 Fucked it all? Why yes, yes I have.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at June 26, 2020 08:19 PM (786Ro)

136 >>I've started watching The MEG. A few minutes is enough stupid for me.


It's. . . not good. Drags when they get sentimental, makes you wish for more shark bitey action.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:19 PM (bDqIh)

137 Eromero. something about that is NOT heart healthy.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 08:19 PM (tJujB)

138 You lost me at pineapple and sour cream.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:17 PM (IYHxL)

OVER-RULED!

-Hawaiian judge

Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (nlavE)

139 Sheena Easton was always one of the most adorable women I'd ever seen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


That Scottish accent and those beautiful blue eyes. Yes, yes she was.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2020 08:10 PM (crynf)


Two words: Sugar. Walls.

Prolly don't want to see a current picture of her.

I bet she has diabetes.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (hku12)

140 I am forced to have this one, as Mrs. DIG is watching....

But, she has big hate for Marie Osmond, which I find funny.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:09 PM (ufFY

********

Is she a Trump supporter?

Can't stand these shows with all their virtue signaling. Use to watch for the fashion... never again.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2020 08:17 PM (wiXsO)

She is a big time Trump supporter.
She is just watching because the awards may have to do with her soap operas.
The View just won something, and she is bitching at the TV big time right now.

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (ufFY8)

141 The "Meg" books were good trashy fun, with sharks-a-gogo.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

142 Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:19 PM (bDqIh)

Too bad. I'm a huge Jason Statham fan too.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (IYHxL)

143 Ice cream it is

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (6f16T)

144 Ace never told us what he was having for dinner. He is such a tease.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (AV9yQ)

145 Sheena Easton was always one of the most adorable women I'd ever seen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc)


Cindy Crawford.

I win.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (n4scg)

nuh uh...

Elle MacPherson
Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 08:18 PM



Patty Smyth

Posted by: Hands at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (786Ro)

146 We've been to a mexican restaurant where they garnish the steak, chicken, and shrimp fajita plate with a big slice out of a whole pineapple. Think a slice of apple with the peel on, except pineapple with the green stem part and everything.

There's no pineapple in the meal other than that, but it's a nice presentation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:21 PM (eDfIu)

147 Patty Smyth
Posted by: Hands at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (786Ro)

Take that shite back to the last thread

Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 08:21 PM (BgMrQ)

148 Going woke 24/7 every day all the time in our faces in every nook and cranny of our lives for five months straight is definitely going to help Sundown Joe win.

Do keep going assholes.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Celebrating Independence Day Which is Not in Two Weeks at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (+dsLj)

149 Whenever I hear Sheena I can't help but think of this lone. SFW, I think.

https://tinyurl.com/ybdn2dao

Posted by: Javems at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (ofIwF)

150 Sheena Easton was always one of the most adorable women I'd ever seen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc)





Cindy Crawford.



I win.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (n4scg)



nuh uh...



Elle MacPherson

Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 08:18 PM





Patty Smyth

Posted by: Hands at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (786Ro)


Mrs Hades.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (nRxVa)

151 Grilled pineapple is good food.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (AV9yQ)

152 >>>>Yeah where is tucker<<<

I think that is the thread below.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (3DZIZ)

153 Smart man, that GGE!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (Dc2NZ)

154 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:21

Is that an authentic place?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (IYHxL)

155 I'm in the mood for some Pointer Sisters, a cheroot and about 6 Balvenies.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (tJujB)

156 >>Too bad. I'm a huge Jason Statham fan too.


Oh, in that case, watch it! Jason Statham is very Jason Statham-y in it.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:23 PM (bDqIh)

157
There's no pineapple in the meal other than that, but it's a nice presentation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:21 PM (eDfIu)

Do course they had Hawaiian shirts on?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2020 08:23 PM (+EL0E)

158 Kathy Ireland

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 26, 2020 08:23 PM (5v5Zx)

159 Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:23 PM (bDqIh)

If the man doesn't fight I'm not THAT interested.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:24 PM (IYHxL)

160 Patty Smyth
Posted by: Hands at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (786Ro)

Take that shite back to the last thread
Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 08:21 PM (BgMrQ)

Made me laugh.

Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 08:24 PM (nlavE)

161 https://tinyurl.com/y8axeys3
Federal Judge removes Andy's restrictions on churches.

Posted by: Jamaica NYC at June 26, 2020 08:24 PM (4vNgL)

162 Ben Had @ 137- Must be the Damitol. Makes you so relaxed the embalmer will have to glue your suit on.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 08:24 PM (XhWtx)

163 Sheena Easton was always one of the most adorable women I'd ever seen.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:54 PM (oVJmc)





Cindy Crawford.



I win.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2020 07:55 PM (n4scg)



nuh uh...



Elle MacPherson

Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 08:18 PM





Patty Smyth

Posted by: Hands at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (786Ro)

Mrs Hades.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (nRxVa)

Susanna Hoffs > Sheena Easton

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:25 PM (2DOZq)

164 Smart man, that GGE!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (Dc2NZ)


Just well trained. It does help that I truly do think she's adorable.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 26, 2020 08:25 PM (nRxVa)

165 155 I'm in the mood for some Pointer Sisters, a cheroot and about 6 Balvenies.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (tJujB)

OMG. Pointer Sisters. Great uplifting music. Woot!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2020 08:25 PM (+EL0E)

166 The best actor in The Meg is the little dog.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos at June 26, 2020 08:25 PM (3DZIZ)

167 She is a big time Trump supporter.
She is just watching because the awards may have to do with her soap operas.
The View just won something, and she is bitching at the TV big time right now.

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:20 PM (ufFY
************
Ugh!
Aren't these people suppose to be quarantining or are they doing in from their homes?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2020 08:26 PM (wiXsO)

168 155
I'm in the mood for some Pointer Sisters, a cheroot and about 6 Balvenies.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (tJujB)


"I'm so Excited", not really sure that video is SFW either.

Posted by: Javems at June 26, 2020 08:26 PM (ofIwF)

169 139:
Two words: Sugar. Walls.

Prolly don't want to see a current picture of her.

I bet she has diabetes.
Posted by: BurtTC



I did say 'was'. She hasn't aged well. The plastic surgeries didn't help.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2020 08:26 PM (crynf)

170 Aren't these people suppose to be quarantining or are they doing in from their homes?



Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2020 08:26 PM (wiXsO)

All from their homes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:26 PM (ufFY8)

171 Is that an authentic place?

-

It is, but I think they have an owner/chef with more of a sense of "let's operate an interesting restaurant," too. And I'm sure anything that sets you apart just a little bit goes a long way when there are a dozen Mexican restaurants within ten miles of you. But yeah, huge sombreros on your birthday, mariachi band playing Seven Spanish Angels, the works.

They're near a friend's house that we haven't visited in a while. I hope they have made it through this shutdown nonsense.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (eDfIu)

172 Fun fact:
Kathy Ireland graduated from Texas State before it existed!

Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (nlavE)

173 Just another reason for me to continue to hate Duke basketball.

Coach K and Duke Basketball go all-in with Marxist Black Lives Matter.

https://bit.ly/31mXcnY

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (Do5/p)

174 >>>>Yeah where is tucker
-------------------
I think that is the thread below.
Posted by: the guy that moves pianos at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (3DZIZ)


Fox staff frantically search for Carlson, but he is nowhere to be found.

Thankfully they have a replacement, a lookalike... who just happens to be a transvestite.

Fox news chiefs reluctantly call for the replacement: Quick, someone marshal the tucker.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (hku12)

175 Grillin pork ribs, not sure what DooMom is fixin with it.

Posted by: DooDad at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (SnLSx)

176

DiCommio is going to have Black Lives Matter on the street in front of Trump Tower. Every time I wonder who is the worst mayor DiCommio manages to leap to the front

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (yTvFw)

177 155 I'm in the mood for some Pointer Sisters, a cheroot and about 6 Balvenies.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (tJujB)

Damn Ben, only 6...

Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (BgMrQ)

178
Those videos are hilarious.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (G51Gf)

179 Maybe I'll switch to Crash Landing on You, which is a cheesy Korean soap opera starring a hot Korean actress.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 08:28 PM (Uu+Jp)

180 One full pound of asparagus with a great olive oil, a slab o grouper, and a slice.

Posted by: Science at June 26, 2020 08:28 PM (BRkq2)

181 Dinner:

Used Pinot Grigio to get chicken breasts drunk, that I broiled and then motorboated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

182 Susanna Hoffs > Sheena Easton
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:25 PM (2DOZq)


ooooh, very nice, a man of discerning taste!

Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 08:29 PM (BgMrQ)

183
Grilled pineapple is good food.
Posted by: runner

========

Just about anything grilled.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:29 PM (G51Gf)

184 Two words: Sugar. Walls.

Prolly don't want to see a current picture of her.

I bet she has diabetes.
Posted by: BurtTC


I did say 'was'. She hasn't aged well. The plastic surgeries didn't help.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2020 08:26 PM (crynf)


I haven't seen any recent photos, I just assumed.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:29 PM (hku12)

185 Adriane I've been doing an Italian lemon chicken for a few months now, ever since I remembered I loved it, and to use some of the lemons off the tree (big crop this year). Very simple. Very much like the stuff I loved in Rome, where I first had it. I use a lot more wine and lemon juice/zest than called for, because there's never enough sauce. And lots of capers.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 08:29 PM (El6T/)

186 While watching crap I'm enjoying a dirty martini.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 08:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

187 Oh, imagine that, the Ellen DeGeneres show won something.
LOL

And of course, Ellen says she will use her show as a platform for 'change', and made some comments about blacks.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:30 PM (ufFY8)

188
Christine Todd Whitman on Chris Hayes trashing Trump.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:30 PM (G51Gf)

189 Grillin pork ribs, not sure what DooMom is fixin with it.


Posted by: DooDad at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (SnLSx)



Beer goes great with grilled pork ribs.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 26, 2020 08:30 PM (nRxVa)

190 We have beat the enemy and he is us!

Report link at Insty's about Chinese PLA cutting army size because too many are videogame-playing fappers who can't master the fitness tests!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2020 08:30 PM (TZi47)

191 Rich Zeoli 1210am played a 2 minute clip of Cuomo and in it he said quarantine 13 times.

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2020 08:30 PM (6f16T)

192 Thumbs up to the lemons.

Posted by: Science at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (BRkq2)

193
Oh, imagine that, the Ellen DeGeneres show won something.
LOL

And of course, Ellen says she will use her show as a platform for 'change', and made some comments about blacks.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

========

She's been on the air for 17 years. What's she been doing all this time?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (G51Gf)

194 Used Pinot Grigio to get chicken breasts drunk, that I broiled and then motorboated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 08:28 PM (u82oZ)

...and you're gonna eat it after that?

Posted by: DooDad at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (SnLSx)

195 Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:09 PM (ufFY

Now even Hollywood has turned on Trump? It's over.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (NaPFG)

196 >>DiCommio is going to have Black Lives Matter on the street in front of Trump Tower. Every time I wonder who is the worst mayor DiCommio manages to leap to the front


SO that's twice they've painted that so Trump can see it.

Remind me again how Trump is responsible for a Minneapolis policeman killing a black man when the policeman is a Dem, his union supports Dem candidates, his mayor is a Dem, the MN governor, Senators and House representatives are all Dems???

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (bDqIh)

197 Also, if you like hot wings you should always try the hot wings at every Mexican restaurant you visit. It's amazing how many hidden gems are out there.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (8Fpo1)

198 DooDad

Sure I'm a Moron.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (u82oZ)

199 Beer goes great with grilled pork ribs.

Just sayin'.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 26, 2020 08:30 PM (nRxVa)

Didn't think I needed to type that

Posted by: DooDad at June 26, 2020 08:32 PM (SnLSx)

200 Susanna Hoffs > Sheena Easton

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:25 PM (2DOZq)

Everything doesn't have to be a competition.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:32 PM (NaPFG)

201 Susanna Hoffs > Sheena Easton

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:25 PM (2DOZq)

Everything doesn't have to be a competition.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:32 PM (NaPFG

If you ain't first you're last.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:33 PM (2DOZq)

202 198
DooDad


Sure I'm a Moron.


You sure are!

Posted by: DooDad at June 26, 2020 08:33 PM (SnLSx)

203 Remind me again how Trump is responsible for a
Minneapolis policeman killing a black man when the policeman is a Dem,
his union supports Dem candidates, his mayor is a Dem, the MN governor,
Senators and House representatives are all Dems???





Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (bDqIh)

It's psy ops and it will work on some people. They are certainly proving where they think they are weak.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:33 PM (NaPFG)

204 Greetings:

I had a Karen interaction this morning during my grocery shopping at Safeway.

She said: You're going the wrong way in the aisle. You'll bump into people.

I said, "you must be Karen."

Posted by: 11B40 at June 26, 2020 08:33 PM (evgyj)

205 LOL, even Eric Braeden (Victor Newman on Young and the Senseless, or as I like to say, the dude who said 'the apes must die' on a Planet of the Apes movie) was muttering some pablum about Marxist Black Lives Matter.

Virtue signalling mewling quims.
*spit*


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 26, 2020 08:33 PM (ufFY8)

206 >>She's been on the air for 17 years. What's she been doing all this time?


Dancing with the Obamas?
And terrorizing her staffers, apparently. She is known for being particularly awful in a town full of awful people.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:34 PM (bDqIh)

207 Just a comment on the last thread for those that were confused. It's a very simple fetish. It's a dude that wants to fuck chicks dressed up as a chick. You throw in terms like " trans intersectional lesbian" and it starts to sounds all cool and less creepy.

Posted by: Max Power at June 26, 2020 08:34 PM (QCc6B)

208 If you ain't first you're last.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:33 PM (2DOZq)

In that case Susheena Hoffston.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:34 PM (NaPFG)

209 She said: You're going the wrong way in the aisle. You'll bump into people.

-

Turn and follow WAY too closely. Bump into her often.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:34 PM (8Fpo1)

210 Oh well. Chris Wray assures us the FBI is watching. Fucking watching the violence.

Posted by: Pj at June 26, 2020 08:35 PM (qlTN9)

211
Over at Powerline they're saying Kristi Noem 2024.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:35 PM (G51Gf)

212 > It's a dude that wants to fuck chicks dressed up as a chick.

waitare the chicks dressed as chicks or is he dressed as a chick

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 08:35 PM (iTXRQ)

213 Turn and follow WAY too closely. Bump into her often.

And scratch your balls.

Posted by: DooDad at June 26, 2020 08:35 PM (SnLSx)

214 It's a very simple fetish. It's a dude that wants to fuck chicks dressed up as a chick.

-

Ponytails or ankle bracelets are simple.

That doesn't sound simple at all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:36 PM (8Fpo1)

215
Turn and follow WAY too closely. Bump into her often.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white

========

LOLOL

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:36 PM (G51Gf)

216 Over at Powerline they're saying Kristi Noem 2024.

Fuck that, Noem 2020.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 26, 2020 08:37 PM (ykYG2)

217 Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (tJujB)

My favorite Pointer Sisters song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pt9OVvHM87o

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 26, 2020 08:37 PM (aBMdY)

218 If you ain't first you're last.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:33 PM (2DOZq)

In that case Susheena Hoffston.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:34 PM (NaPFG)

Now that's a hybrid I would drive.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:37 PM (2DOZq)

219 >>She's been on the air for 17 years. What's she been doing all this time?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:31 PM (G51Gf)

Need you ask?

Posted by: Caliban at June 26, 2020 08:38 PM (QE8X6)

220
She's been on the air for 17 years. What's she been doing all this time?


This old white lesbian has been keepin' the black man down, of course.

Now that she'll stop, problem solved.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 08:39 PM (oVJmc)

221 Fuck that, Noem 2020.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo


Not on any ballot. And, yes, it is binary.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 26, 2020 08:39 PM (L6ZYH)

222 These play-acting whitewomyns "protestors" or attentionhoes are boring.

Posted by: Look at the lemmings at June 26, 2020 08:39 PM (BRkq2)

223 Any CEOs or quarterbacks stepped down to let someone more deserving have their job?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:40 PM (8Fpo1)

224 Turn and follow WAY too closely. Bump into her often.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
--

And cough loudly

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at June 26, 2020 08:40 PM (gtatv)

225 I bet she has diabetes.
Posted by: BurtTC

I read that as diarrhea

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:40 PM (arJlL)

226 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:40 PM (8Fpo1)

I'm waiting in the wings

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 26, 2020 08:41 PM (IYHxL)

227 Turn and follow WAY too closely. Bump into her often.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 08:34 PM (8Fpo1)


Sure. This is how this works, you can be a PoC in the street of any big city right now, bashing in people's car windows, beating them down in a crowd.

No charge.

Your little cart stunt? Assault with a deadly weapon.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:41 PM (hku12)

228 I bet she has diabetes.
Posted by: BurtTC

I read that as diarrhea
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:40 PM (arJlL)


That too, but the sugar walls, man. Eventually the pancreas can't keep up.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:43 PM (hku12)

229 Over at Powerline they're saying Kristi Noem 2024.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:35 PM (G51Gf)

Certainly makes a lot of the right noises, seems like a good executive, doesn't seem to have much fear. All good things. But she's a little dull in interviews. Her speechifying is very robotic. Not gonna work on the big stage. Lacks charisma. And the next R, male or female, is going to need balls the size of Sherman Tanks.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (NaPFG)

230 I don't think I've ever had a caper......

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (arJlL)

231 TDS is real.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (ozHKW)

232 browndog, I have a very high tolerance level.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 08:45 PM (tJujB)

233 I don't think I've ever had a caper......
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (arJlL)


It's like an anchovy fucked a green olive, and then you ate capers.

They're really good.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 08:46 PM (t+qrx)

234 So the woman that said destruction of Mt Rushmore won't happen on her watch isn't ballsy enough?

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 08:46 PM (JKNZq)

235 Over at Powerline they're saying Kristi Noem 2024.

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I concur. She'd be my first choice at this point

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 26, 2020 08:46 PM (7ZQe3)

236 Sometimes coming in late and reading the posts from the bottom up really makes the beer taste better.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 26, 2020 08:47 PM (axyOa)

237 And the next R, male or female, is going to need balls the size of Sherman Tanks.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (NaPFG)

Prolly have to be crowd-sourced and run third party. The Republicans are all in on Kamala.

Posted by: Look at the lemmings at June 26, 2020 08:47 PM (BRkq2)

238 I don't think I've ever had a caper......
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (arJlL)

It's like an anchovy fucked a green olive, and then you ate capers.

So, black olives aren't sexy enough ?

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:48 PM (arJlL)

239 Charged to hogmartin, 1 roll of paper towels , a glass of wine and the cleaning service to clean up the spew.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 08:49 PM (tJujB)

240 So, black olives aren't sexy enough ?
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:48 PM (arJlL)


Take it up with the anchovy.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 08:49 PM (t+qrx)

241 I'm waiting in the wings

Best thing to come out of the lockdown was my discovery of wing flavors other than medium - mild - hot.

Spicy Thai Chili wings : good stuff.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 08:49 PM (ozHKW)

242 TDS is real.
Posted by: deplorable unperson
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It is always readily detectable.

Me: "Nice day today."

TDS Sufferer: "No thanks to Trump !
they hiss. Not so easy when there are no sibilants in 'Trump'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2020 08:49 PM (CTJwJ)

243
So, I was explaining to Lady YD why she couldn't reach an agreement with an online seller for some bullion. I told her "Look - the guy knows what it's worth. Offer him X, and you'll both make a few points. He'll go for it."

He did.

She said "How did you know?"

I said "It's spot + (((retail-spot)/2)-.2). That's where you start. If he fucks with you, come up a little. But never to more than half the difference. Reverse that if you sell."

This may be the most Jewish moment of life.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2020 08:49 PM (oJN+m)

244 Watching Diners, Drive Ins and Dives episode on BBQ. Pavlov's Dog has nothing on me.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 08:50 PM (2DOZq)

245 238 I don't think I've ever had a caper......
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (arJlL)

Me neither. Frolic, maybe. Mild shenanigans at the outside.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 08:50 PM (NWiLs)

246
she's a little dull in interviews. Her speechifying is very robotic. Not gonna work on the big stage. Lacks charisma.

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Who knows, maybe even folks like us may have had enough of the Trumpian flamboyance after 8 years and someone calmer will have more appeal.

THAT said, calm>dull. Lack of charisma is never good.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:50 PM (G51Gf)

247 So the woman that said destruction of Mt Rushmore won't happen on her watch isn't ballsy enough?

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 08:46 PM (JKNZq)

I did say "doesn't seem to have much fear". I wasn't being cruel, just giving honest analysis.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:51 PM (NaPFG)

248 I don't think I've ever had a caper......
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (arJlL)

Me neither. Frolic, maybe. Mild shenanigans at the outside.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 08:50 PM (NWiLs)


This one time me and 10 of my buddies set out to rob a Las Vegas casino.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:51 PM (hku12)

249 Certainly makes a lot of the right noises, seems like a good executive, doesn't seem to have much fear. All good things. But she's a little dull in interviews. Her speechifying is very robotic. Not gonna work on the big stage. Lacks charisma. And the next R, male or female, is going to need balls the size of Sherman Tanks.
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (NaPFG)


This is something I've never understood: people who come across dull and flat in public speaking.

How hard is it to crank up the energy meter? I used to listen to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbq0OuJtErs

from the Blues Brothers soundtrack to get up for giving a lecture, because after years of lecturing public speaking is no biggie, but nothing is worse than a flat public speaker.

People, it's a learned skill. LEARN IT.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 08:52 PM (YqDXo)

250 Take it up with the anchovy.

Friday nite, I'm havin' a beer, and you want me to interview a dead fish ?

That's more along the lines of Ellen Degenerate's biz.

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:53 PM (arJlL)

251 Beer

Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 08:53 PM (EPaen)

252 I don't know who Kristy Noem is.

So I don't hate her. Yet.

Advantage: Kristy Noem.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 08:53 PM (H5knJ)

253 I always loved to eat green olives but detest black olives, never could figure that one out.

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2020 08:54 PM (6f16T)

254 Shit that's crappy notation.

(.8(retail-spot/2))+spot is right to begin with.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2020 08:54 PM (oJN+m)

255 Brain Capers was the best Mott the Hoople album

Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 08:54 PM (EPaen)

256 Black man hijacks BLM rally to tear down Lincoln statue.

https://tinyurl.com/y855gewg

Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2020 08:54 PM (wiXsO)

257 Noem would be my first choice, for certain reasons. For certain things. Enough said about that.

Oh, wasn't talking about prez politix.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (El6T/)

258 People have a reluctance to try and learn public speaking. I enjoyed Toastmasters, back when I was involved with it. It's fun and gives you a place to practice. But when I suggest it, people just don't want to try.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (JKNZq)

259 I'm bored. Entertain me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (NWiLs)

260 I was told, 'No math'....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (ELgVT)

261 We often have erectile problems.

Posted by: A Scold of Karens at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (EgshT)

262 Does it need to be said?
We'll know Noem has a real shot at it when the MSM-DNC-entertainment industry goes all-in on destroying her.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (bDqIh)

263 Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (NaPFG)

This is something I've never understood: people who come across dull and flat in public speaking.

How hard is it to crank up the energy meter? I used to listen to this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbq0OuJtErs

from the Blues Brothers soundtrack to get up for giving a lecture, because after years of lecturing public speaking is no biggie, but nothing is worse than a flat public speaker.

People, it's a learned skill. LEARN IT.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 08:52 PM (YqDXo)


I almost hate to admit it, but I'm so damn good at public speaking (but have no taste for it at all), I could be flat out lying, pulling crep out of my pants, and I'd have the audience eating it up.

I've done it. Lots of times. Living in a woke paradise means having to well flung poo, or else you won't survive in some professions.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (hku12)

264 Boulder T'Hobo.

Please show me on the doll where Trump hurt you.

Damn, I miss the old, sane, charming and funny BTH. I'm so sorry Kung Flu got you so twisted all around.

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (QU+qf)

265 Rushmore's federal property, right?

Governor's got little to say about it.

Not a knock of the hawtest governor, just a fact.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (El6T/)

266 Christine Todd Whitman is a Kamala fan. 10 year term, she exclaims!

Posted by: Look at the lemmings at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (BRkq2)

267 258 People have a reluctance to try and learn public speaking. I enjoyed Toastmasters, back when I was involved with it. It's fun and gives you a place to practice. But when I suggest it, people just don't want to try.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (JKNZq)

I think there was a study done that showed people fear public speaking more than death.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (NWiLs)

268
I just watched a bit of Noem on YouTube. Her delivery is very calm, but I wouldn't necessarily say dull. Words are good.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (G51Gf)

269
I was told, 'No math'....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (ELgVT)

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Well, I'm terrible at writing it. But you can always get a private seller to split the difference between spot and retail and everyone walks away happy except the professional dealers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (oJN+m)

270 Keep in mind that the SJWs did swarm Tucker's house one night. They pounded on his front door and scared the hell out of his wife and kid. Tucher was not home

Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (r28kI)

271 I always loved to eat green olives but detest black olives, never could figure that one out.
Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2020 08:54 PM (6f16T)


They're cured differently, I think. Salt brine vs. lye.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 08:57 PM (t+qrx)

272 People have a reluctance to try and learn public speaking. I enjoyed Toastmasters, back when I was involved with it. It's fun and gives you a place to practice. But when I suggest it, people just don't want to try.
Posted by: notsothoreau
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I couldn't get past the mouth full of pebbles part.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2020 08:57 PM (AytXr)

273 I'm not really sure why anyone would want to be President these days, unless they plan to line their pockets.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 08:57 PM (JKNZq)

274 Kathy Ireland graduated from Texas State before it existed!

Posted by: tbodie at June 26, 2020 08:27 PM (nlavE)

So did I!

Posted by: LBJ at June 26, 2020 08:57 PM (fzIJm)

275 When Vice first got started, they did some actual, interesting journalism. It was a 50-50 mix of sensationalism and 'are these fools actually going to get themselves killed?' tension for clicks, yes, but it still took you to places only hapless press agency stringers ever go, interviewing people who you'd never get on a network camera, and even in one project, they went into the dystopian hellscape of North Korea and filmed as much as they could in secret.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at June 26, 2020 08:57 PM (vynEc)

276 So I don't hate her. Yet.

Advantage: Kristy Noem.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 08:53 PM (H5knJ)

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Better not take a chance.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 26, 2020 08:57 PM (EZebt)

277 My first impression of Sarah Palin in the weeks before they announced her - I looked her up on YT and watched 30 seconds of a local friendly interview - my impression was that I liked her but she seemed "green" (too rookie, it was just too early).
When she broke out, I brushed it aside and fell in love with her because beyond that she had almost the full arsenal - she was as dangerous as anything in America could be to the lefty movement (a sort of pre-Trump) - and was the only elected official with the stones to call out ObamaMania and Obama himself for what they were. A total fraud. And she did it so calm, so cool, so leggy.

It was completely unfair but they used her "greenness" to absolutely eat her the hell alive. It was her weak spot. I don't think *anyone* would have survived what she went through - they moved in to destroy her *family*, the bastards - but my point is, I'm not good at much, but I'm pretty good at this stuff.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 08:58 PM (NaPFG)

278 I realize Abbott's treachery put me in a terrible mood all day. I really expected better of him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2020 08:58 PM (V2Yro)

279 People have a reluctance to try and learn public speaking. I enjoyed Toastmasters, back when I was involved with it. It's fun and gives you a place to practice. But when I suggest it, people just don't want to try.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (

I'm in Toastmasters. Zoom call meetings piss me off.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 08:58 PM (Uu+Jp)

280 258 People have a reluctance to try and learn public speaking. I enjoyed Toastmasters, back when I was involved with it. It's fun and gives you a place to practice. But when I suggest it, people just don't want to try.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (JKNZq)


Yep. I had colleagues who were appallingly bad lecturers, and yet lecturing was part of their jobs. WTF?

Rather than being intimidated by hundreds of people, if you do a decent job, you pick up energy from the crowd. It's fun. I came to understand how actors get into performing.

Now I had to do it, regardless, but I figured since I had to it, I might as well do a good job, and make the experience a positive. And it's now one of the few things I miss about academia.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 08:59 PM (YqDXo)

281 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

I was gettin' ready to lock up the office when this broad wearin' a mink stole and not much else plopped into the chair across from me and told me she needed me to find her husband.

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:59 PM (arJlL)

282 I think there was a study done that showed people fear public speaking more than death.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (NWiLs)

There's nothing I like more than public speaking.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

283 I used to be afraid of public speaking, then I did speech and debate in high school to get over it. And I did. Now it doesn't bother me. Frankly, speaking to a roomful of people from a podium isn't at all intimidating anymore, although social gatherings still make me want to cower in a corner and weep in terror.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (NWiLs)

284 Missed this last week...

Delbert Africa, a longtime member of MOVE who was released from prison in January after serving 41 years for his part in the group's 1978 clash in Powelton Village with Philadelphia police, has died.

Posted by: SMOD at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (X5CsJ)

285
People, it's a learned skill. LEARN IT.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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It's amazing the way a lot of people can't simply speak naturally when they get in front of a group.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (G51Gf)

286 When she broke out, I brushed it aside and fell in love with her because beyond that she had almost the full arsenal - she was as dangerous as anything in America could be to the lefty movement (a sort of pre-Trump) - and was the only elected official with the stones to call out ObamaMania and Obama himself for what they were.

The Reds had the same perception, which is why they went to DefCon 1 to destroy her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:01 PM (YqDXo)

287 I have been known to do well at public speaking.
I have also been known to step on my own dick.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at June 26, 2020 09:01 PM (w7KSn)

288 I think there was a study done that showed people fear public speaking more than death.

I got this.

Posted by: Dr. Fauci , M.D. at June 26, 2020 09:01 PM (ozHKW)

289
So I don't hate her. Yet.

Advantage: Kristy Noem.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 08:53 PM (H5knJ)

===

Better not take a chance.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 26, 2020 08:57 PM (EZebt)

------

SF is right (though I'm not sure if that was sarcasm, lol).

My thought is, if it has an (R) next to its name, then I dislike them until they prove me wrong. Hopefully by going all Mike Tyson in a debate and biting a Democrat's ear off.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2020 09:01 PM (oJN+m)

290 Not just Abbott, Tom - Ducey/AZ probably worse. Of course he's been a GOPe-ish, seat-warmer, CoC GOP kinda guy from the start.

I'll add it since I've stopped doing so - these people are in office and survive their performance because their electorates allow them to.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:02 PM (El6T/)

291 I was told, 'No math'....
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Oh.

Then I won't mention the 5/16 moon out there tonite....

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:02 PM (arJlL)

292 281 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

I was gettin' ready to lock up the office when this broad wearin' a mink stole and not much else plopped into the chair across from me and told me she needed me to find her husband.
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:59 PM (arJlL)

I knew this dame was trouble the moment she walked in. I could smell it on her, along with the barest hint of Chanel No. 5.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 09:02 PM (NWiLs)

293 I love the challenge of speaking with no or minimal notes. It's a skill I started to develop speaking in African churches.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 09:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

294 I almost hate to admit it, but I'm so damn good at public speaking (but have no taste for it at all), I could be flat out lying, pulling crep out of my pants, and I'd have the audience eating it up.

I've done it. Lots of times. Living in a woke paradise means having to well flung poo, or else you won't survive in some professions.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (hku12)
***********
Great... then you should be able to talk people into voting for Trump.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 26, 2020 09:02 PM (wiXsO)

295 t's amazing the way a lot of people can't simply speak naturally when they get in front of a group.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (G51Gf)


I know why: because they're self-conscious. Why are they self-conscious. Because they think they matter to others.

Once you realize nobody gives a rat's ass about you, it's easy. You're just the medium. That's all. You're the least important person in the room. With that insight, there's nothing to it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:03 PM (YqDXo)

296 I'm much more of a writer than a speaker. I've learned to do it when I need to, but if I'm going to say anything serious I've got to have it written out in advance and practiced, otherwise I go round in circles and forget where I started.

writing is how I organize my thoughts, without the discipline of doing that they go in a hundred directions simultaneously.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2020 09:03 PM (V2Yro)

297 Rushmore's federal property, right?

Governor's got little to say about it.

Not a knock of the hawtest governor, just a fact.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (El6T/)


Rushmore is not easy to get to, and the National Park Service need not ever see a protester within miles of the monument... if the governor is doing her job well.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 09:03 PM (hku12)

298 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2020 08:58 PM (V2Yro)

Yeah as I said earlier I knew you were off a little. Normally rational, voice of reason. It happens to the best of us.

Posted by: clutch at June 26, 2020 09:03 PM (9UmRs)

299
This one time me and 10 of my buddies set out to rob a Las Vegas casino.
Posted by: BurtTC


Maudlin's Eleven

https://youtu.be/g08w9QCAFeM

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 09:03 PM (aKsyK)

300 I was gettin' ready to lock up the office when this broad wearin' a mink stole and not much else plopped into the chair across from me and told me she needed me to find her husband.

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She talked a lot but I couldn't understand much because of the mask, and it was especially tough since I'm mostly deaf from hearing gunshots my entire life. Turns out I read lips a lot. From what I could understand this dame needed my help, though. Or possibly a donation for the church. I needed to find her daddy, or the father. Maybe a priest. Or he was a priest. Something like that, maybe. Stupid mask.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:03 PM (8Fpo1)

301 >>I think there was a study done that showed people fear public speaking more than death.


I don't think that will be as much of a thing wit GenZ -- they seem to expect an audience thanks to social media. It will be more like "study shows GenZ kids would rather dies than give up the mic."

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:03 PM (bDqIh)

302 The media orgasms over Obama's reputed speaking skill was ludicrous.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 09:04 PM (Uu+Jp)

303 Delbert Africa, a longtime member of MOVE who was released from prison in January after serving 41 years for his part in the group's 1978 clash in Powelton Village with Philadelphia police, has died.
Posted by: SMOD at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (X5CsJ)

Good.

More please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 26, 2020 09:04 PM (Z+IKu)

304 I don't particularly like public speaking but I must fake it pretty good as I'm the one always asked to give the toast or entertain the crowd with a story or a joke.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 09:04 PM (2DOZq)

305 think there was a study done that showed people fear public speaking more than death

If it were presented as a choice, I wouldn't answer instantly.

Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2020 09:04 PM (zN/5f)

306 Thanks Ace.

BTW, The Federalist Radio Hour is also available as an audio podcast. I highly recommend it.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 26, 2020 09:05 PM (BJKQV)

307 The media fawned over Chewbacca's beauty.

Tells you all you need to know about their bias.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 09:05 PM (H5knJ)

308 I just watched a bit of Noem on YouTube. Her delivery is very calm, but I wouldn't necessarily say dull. Words are good.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 08:56 PM (G51Gf)

I love words. But there's a blankness on her face. Put her eyes above the camera, especially when she's on prompter, and it's almost that Michelle Bachmann Response look.

Compare it to someone like AOC who when she talks, you think that *she* thinks she's moving mountains with every single sentence. It doesn't matter that we think she's dumb and a puppet. It's passion. It's charisma. It's absolutely phony but she's either a natural at it, or extremely well practiced. Or both.

I'm not saying that's all it takes, or making a favorable comparison. It's just the most contrast I could think of.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 09:05 PM (NaPFG)

309 You know who else liked public speaking?

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 09:05 PM (Qf83p)

310 302 The media orgasms over Obama's reputed speaking skill was ludicrous.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 09:04 PM (Uu+Jp)

Especially since he was objectively one of the worst public speakers I've ever seen. It's like he was deliberately working as many uhs and ums in as he possibly could.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 09:05 PM (NWiLs)

311 I'm not really sure why anyone would want to be President these days, unless they plan to line their pockets.

-

I think that's what makes Trump so dangerous.

He loves America, and he loves Americans. That's why he did it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:05 PM (8Fpo1)

312 Nyah?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 26, 2020 09:06 PM (yy4Sg)

313 312 Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 26, 2020 09:06 PM (yy4Sg)

Neener.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)

314 t's amazing the way a lot of people can't simply speak naturally when they get in front of a group.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (G51Gf)


But why?? What's the worst that can happen?

The only thing I used to fear was being blase, because that meant a flat lecture, i.e., a disaster. And after years, it was easy to be blase. Which used to scare me, and hence listening to the Blues Brothers track above. If that doesn't put a bounce in your step, you're not alive.

Bottom line: it's not about you. Get over yourself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:06 PM (YqDXo)

315 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (NWiLs)


https://stoatnet.org/whitmer_zardoz.jpg

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 09:06 PM (t+qrx)

316 I was gettin' ready to lock up the office when this broad wearin' a mink stole and not much else plopped into the chair across from me and told me she needed me to find her husband.
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:59 PM (arJlL)

I knew this dame was trouble the moment she walked in. I could smell it on her, along with the barest hint of Chanel No. 5.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

When she leaned forward to put out her cig, I glanced down the top of her dress and thought a guy could get lost in there, without a compass.

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:06 PM (arJlL)

317 Coca-Cola on Friday announced it will be pausing paid advertising on all social media platforms globally for at least 30 days

Following Coca-Cola's announcement, Levi's and Dockers said they will be pausing all advertising on Facebook and Instagram through "at least" July: "Facebook must take actions to stop misinformation and hate speech on its platforms. It is an unacceptable affront to our values. We and Dockers are joining the #stophateforprofit campaign and pausing all ads on Facebook."

Hershey's also announced Friday that it will be cutting advertising on Facebook and joining the #stophateforprofit boycott.

"We do not believe that Facebook is effectively managing violent and divisive speech on their platform. Despite repeated assertions by Facebook to take action, we have not seen meaningful change," the company said in a statement. "Earlier this month we communicated to Facebook that we were unhappy with their stance on hate speech. We have now cut our spending on Facebook and their platforms, including Instagram, by a third for the remainder of the year. We are hopeful that Facebook will take action and make it a safe space for our consumers to communicate and gather. As a company, we stand for the values of togetherness and inclusion and we are resolute in our commitment to make a difference and be part of positive change."

Procter & Gamble, another major Facebook spender, said earlier this week it is reviewing all media channels, networks, platforms and programs

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at June 26, 2020 09:06 PM (FBrfY)

318 I love the challenge of speaking with no or minimal notes. It's a skill I started to develop speaking in African churches.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 09:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

Yup.....If you know your topic inside and out, it's easy. Just let it flow and have fun!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 26, 2020 09:07 PM (Z+IKu)

319 You've got to admit, Delbert Africa is a great name. Right up there with Hawk Coleslaw and Dr. Mayonnaise.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:07 PM (8Fpo1)

320 283 I used to be afraid of public speaking, then I did speech and debate in high school to get over it. And I did. Now it doesn't bother me. Frankly, speaking to a roomful of people from a podium isn't at all intimidating anymore, although social gatherings still make me want to cower in a corner and weep in terror.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (NWiLs)

Same here. I had to get up in front of our company on many occasions and speak stuff. First time I was terrified but got tons of kudos. Had to pull car over on way home and barfed on side of the road. Now, I enjoy speaking and you need a hook to drag me off...but parties and gatherings fuggetaboutit

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 26, 2020 09:07 PM (99Nt9)

321 Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma

For you ?

Sure !

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:07 PM (arJlL)

322 I think that's what makes Trump so dangerous.

He loves America, and he loves Americans. That's why he did it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:05 PM (8Fpo1)


AND he doesn't need the money. He's got the bit between his teeth, and he's going to do what he's going to do, and you'll play hell stopping him.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:07 PM (YqDXo)

323
There's nothing I like more than public speaking.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 09:00 PM (Uu+Jp)

-------

Hmmmm...

How's your wardrobe? Do you own white parade uniforms, medals, aigullettes, epaulettes, and Ray-Bans?

I mean, I'd come to join your parade/coup d'etat.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 26, 2020 09:08 PM (oJN+m)

324 Nyah?
Posted by: Anna Puma

For you ?

Sure !




$20. Same as in town.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 26, 2020 09:08 PM (yQpMk)

325 My problem with public speaking isnt the fear. Its that my mind goes completely blank when I look at the crowd.

Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 09:09 PM (EPaen)

326 >>But why?? What's the worst that can happen?


Do you know any introverts?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:09 PM (bDqIh)

327 Down in Sarasota, Florida for the night. I tell you what, when it rains here, there is no messing about. It felt like two inches came down in five minutes. I was driving across the state on what must have been the Talladega Speedway and total rain blindness was the only thing that got us below 80 mph

Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2020 09:09 PM (zN/5f)

328 Procter Gamble, another major Facebook
spender, said earlier this week it is reviewing all media channels,
networks, platforms and programs

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at June 26, 2020 09:06 PM (FBrfY)
Procter and Gamble, owner of Gillette. Wow I wonder what side they'll come down on. Can someone please end the suspense?

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 09:09 PM (NaPFG)

329 309 You know who else liked public speaking?
Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 09:05 PM (Qf83p)


And who studied it, and practiced it? Yeah, he was good. VERY good. It is a learnable skill.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:10 PM (YqDXo)

330 [White asshole...] lost a testicle after being shot in the groin with a rubber bullet fired by LAPD officers

A Black Lives Matter activist was reportedly shot in the groin during a protest in Los Angeles, causing him to lose a testicle.

South African native Bradley Steyn, who was involved in anti-apartheid protests in South Africa when he was younger, claims the LAPD are responsible for his injuries, and he now plans to sue.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2020 09:10 PM (TZi47)

331 JT and Insom- When she dropped 10K on the desk and asked if I was for hire...

Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 09:10 PM (tJujB)

332 AND he doesn't need the money. He's got the bit between his teeth, and he's going to do what he's going to do, and you'll play hell stopping him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:07 PM (YqDXo)

That sounded like a continuation of Moron Robbie and Insomniac's Sam Spade story.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 09:10 PM (2DOZq)

333 This one time me and 10 of my buddies set out to rob a Las Vegas casino.
Posted by: BurtTC

Maudlin's Eleven

https://youtu.be/g08w9QCAFeM
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 09:03 PM (aKsyK)


Great stuff!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 09:10 PM (hku12)

334 232 browndog, I have a very high tolerance level.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 26, 2020 08:45 PM (tJujB)

me, i'm a cheap date. a couple and I'm good for the night.

Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 09:10 PM (BgMrQ)

335 27 what's for dinner, ace?

cutting, stripping, crimping, spliting, and tacking cable, yo

Posted by: ace, pseudointellectual cuck douchebag thinking about dinner at June 26, 2020 09:11 PM (PbpT7)

336 I was gettin' ready to lock up the office when this broad wearin' a mink stole and not much else plopped into the chair across from me and told me she needed me to find her husband.
Posted by: JT

I knew this dame was trouble the moment she walked in. I could smell it on her, along with the barest hint of Chanel No. 5.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

When she leaned forward to put out her cig, I glanced down the top of her dress and thought a guy could get lost in there, without a compass.
Posted by: JT


Or possibly with a compass, when I looked back up and met her steely gaze.

Posted by: mikeski at June 26, 2020 09:11 PM (P1f+c)

337 "We do not believe that Facebook is effectively managing violent and
divisive speech on their platform. Despite repeated assertions by
Facebook to take action, we have not seen meaningful change," the
company said in a statement. "Earlier this month we communicated to
Facebook that we were unhappy with their stance on hate speech. We have
now cut our spending on Facebook and their platforms, including
Instagram, by a third for the remainder of the year. We are hopeful that
Facebook will take action and make it a safe space for our consumers to
communicate and gather. As a company, we stand for the values of
togetherness and inclusion and we are resolute in our commitment to make
a difference and be part of positive change."




The corporate commie long knives are really out for Farcebook.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 09:12 PM (XvTN2)

338 [White asshole...] lost a testicle after being shot in the groin with a rubber bullet fired by LAPD officers

A Black Lives Matter activist was reportedly shot in the groin during a protest in Los Angeles, causing him to lose a testicle.

South African native Bradley Steyn, who was involved in anti-apartheid protests in South Africa when he was younger, claims the LAPD are responsible for his injuries, and he now plans to sue.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2020 09:10 PM (TZi47)

And now, we pray.

Please let there be video
Please let there be video
Please let there be video

Posted by: Vanya at June 26, 2020 09:12 PM (BAsqb)

339 "...when I look at the crowd."

There is your first misteak.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at June 26, 2020 09:12 PM (w7KSn)

340 My problem with public speaking isnt the fear. Its that my mind goes completely blank when I look at the crowd.
Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 09:09 PM (EPaen)

When you look out at the crowd just imagine yourself naked...wait I don't think that's right?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 09:12 PM (2DOZq)

341 That sounded like a continuation of Moron Robbie and Insomniac's Sam Spade story.

? Do tell...

Posted by: Surprise Anal Pangolin at June 26, 2020 09:12 PM (d6DSt)

342 John McCain chose Sarah Palin because he's a horn dog and he fell in love with her at first sight (and also based on reputation). Love at first sight is a wonderful thing, but not so much in politics, which is bloodsport. Actually the case could be made that he did her a disservice by falling so madly in love with her and elevating her. I'm a fan of Sarah, but VP in the modern era requires a big-time style because of the omnipresent media. Not substance; style. I realize that these things are shallow, but they also cannot be changed.

Posted by: Caliban at June 26, 2020 09:13 PM (QE8X6)

343 Hope everybody read that comment by BetaCuck4Life above.

The Gleichschaltung is very real, and its spectacular.

Fortune 100 companies now leaning very far forward, on their own initiative, to police "hate speech" on a private sector platform.

Trump re-elected or not (narrator: he'll be re-elected), the country has ratcheted down a big, big notch. Between this racist hysteria and the C19 story (past late April), not possible for me to see the country the same. Everyone's mileage will vary of course.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:13 PM (El6T/)

344 If only there was some reliable way to not have your testicle crushed by a rubber bullet while you're out throwing bricks through windows.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:14 PM (8Fpo1)

345 315 I'm bored. Entertain me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 08:55 PM (NWiLs)

https://stoatnet.org/whitmer_zardoz.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 09:06 PM (t+qrx)

Some things once seen cannot be unseen. This is one of those things.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

346 325 My problem with public speaking isnt the fear. Its that my mind goes completely blank when I look at the crowd.
Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 09:09 PM (EPaen)


That's fear. You're wondering what they'll about you. Here's the fact of the matter: you are totally irrelevant to your audience.

Don't think so? Last time you took a plane flight, do you remember anything - anything at all - about the gate agent announcing boarding for the flight?

No. Of course not. You were concentrating on the message. If the gate agent walked into your room right now, you'd have no idea who he/she was, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:14 PM (YqDXo)

347 Ow My Ball

Posted by: jsg at June 26, 2020 09:15 PM (gPhq7)

348 If only there was some reliable way to not have your testicle crushed by a rubber bullet while you're out throwing bricks through windows.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:14 PM (8Fpo1)

Wear a cup.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 26, 2020 09:15 PM (Z+IKu)

349 If only there was some reliable way to not have your testicle crushed by a rubber bullet while you're out throwing bricks through windows.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white

Concrete jockstrap

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:15 PM (arJlL)

350 Sorry I meant JT and Insomniac's story telling.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 09:15 PM (2DOZq)

351 327
Down in Sarasota, Florida for the night. I tell you what, when it rains
here, there is no messing about. It felt like two inches came down in
five minutes. I was driving across the state on what must have been the
Talladega Speedway and total rain blindness was the only thing that got
us below 80 mph

Posted by: t-bird at June 26, 2020 09:09 PM (zN/5f)
I actually love that about Florida. You could be walking along and it would downpour and you could get soaked but then the sun would come out and next thing you are dry. And at least for a short time, it would wipe out the humidity.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2020 09:16 PM (QzF6i)

352 >>Fortune 100 companies now leaning very far forward, on their own initiative, to police "hate speech" on a private sector platform.


Yes. This is seriously f'd up.
North Face et al. are declaring they should have a say in what the rest of us can express online.

I have no pity for facebook, but they will not stop with facebook, especially now that it appears they are giving in to the pressure.

Parler will be targeted, too, soon.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:16 PM (bDqIh)

353 344 If only there was some reliable way to not have your testicle crushed by a rubber bullet while you're out throwing bricks through windows.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:14 PM (8Fpo1)

Like a cup?

Posted by: Someguy at June 26, 2020 09:16 PM (Zm+LZ)

354 But You Know Who trilled his r's in a funny way, and kind of swallowed his words. Compared to Goebbels, anyway, who spoke very clearly. Have real trouble understanding Hitler's rants, but Goebbels is usually easy, even with the Rheinish accent.

Wonder if Bandersnatch has trouble with Hitler's speeches, he's much more practiced and current with the language skillz.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (El6T/)

355 What the hell is the corporate complaint against "divisive speech" on Facebook? So we all sing Kumbaya with everything on FB? Did you ever hear of "heated debate"?

P*ssies.

Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (r28kI)

356 So what hate speech are the corporate dollars talking about? Becauase our speech is violence and....yeah, you know.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (99Nt9)

357 Miss me yet?

Posted by: Tim Pawlenty at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (NaPFG)

358 How's deez nut.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (2DOZq)

359 All the advertisers ditching Facebook. But all these advertisers have used Facebook metadata to target their customers. Seems self defeating until you realize the new cookie and tracking regs, ie the cookie-pocalypse, have made Facebook irrelevant in many ways. Facebook will be MySpace in 2 years

Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (EPaen)

360 Sorry I meant JT and Insomniac's story telling.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation

I thought I'd been kidnapped !

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (arJlL)

361 Sheena Easton was always one of the most adorable women I'd ever seen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Cindy Crawford.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Elle MacPherson
Posted by: browndog

Patty Smyth
Posted by: Hands

Susanna Hoffs
Posted by: Can't resist temptation


I still think, from that era, Paulina Porizkova is the best.

1) super hot

B) married Ric Ocasek, who is one of the very few famous men I'm objectively better-looking than.

Posted by: mikeski at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (P1f+c)

362 >If only there was some reliable way to not have your testicle crushed by
a rubber bullet while you're out throwing bricks through windows.


wear a cup

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (iTXRQ)

363 Just imagine everyone in the crowd is in their underwear. Except the cute girls of course. (Or guys. Whatever you react to. I shan't judge.)

Posted by: ptschett at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (zB+vL)

364 My rule is simple: Stay away from places where you might be shot.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (ELgVT)

365 I think 4 chan leaked a bunch of ER photos of the recipient of the rubber bullet.
It looks like he got off light.
In other times they would have just cut off everything and then he would pee sitting down thereon.
They managed to save most of the dangly bits.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (w7KSn)

366 What the hell is the corporate complaint against
"divisive speech" on Facebook? So we all sing Kumbaya with everything
on FB? Did you ever hear of "heated debate"?



P*ssies.

Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (r28kI)

They're trying to influence the election and not being shy about it. But Biden is winning. Mortal lock, my enemy tells me.

Posted by: Tim Pawlenty at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (NaPFG)

367 (runs away sobbing)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (8Fpo1)

368 A Black Lives Matter activist was reportedly shot in the groin during a protest in Los Angeles, causing him to lose a testicle.

South African native Bradley Steyn, who was involved in anti-apartheid protests in South Africa when he was younger, claims the LAPD are responsible for his injuries, and he now plans to sue.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2020 09:10 PM (TZi47)


Should've shot him with TWO rubber bullets.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:18 PM (YqDXo)

369 On Sean Davis' Twitter.

"'The Simpsons' will no longer have white actors voice non-white characters "

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 09:19 PM (bkUtD)

370 Uniball should sue, from South Africa.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 26, 2020 09:19 PM (yQpMk)

371 Mediaite puts up an 'article' saying that Bribem corrected his 120 million Covid deaths 'gaffe' immediately, which leads me to a few questions I have for Mediaite --

1. Does Joe's dick have a 'minty' taste?
2. Does he shave his hairy balls, or do you have to smooth them down with your 'tongues'? Do the hairs 'spring' back up quickly?
3. How do you 'suppress' your gag instinct when he 'gaffes' in your mouth?

After all, I'm just interested in 'facts', like you.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 09:19 PM (Z4rgH)

372 363 Just imagine everyone in the crowd is in their underwear. Except the cute girls of course. (Or guys. Whatever you react to. I shan't judge.)
Posted by: ptschett at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (zB+vL)

I'll judge though. From the audience. Sitting there and judging you.

Posted by: Someguy at June 26, 2020 09:19 PM (Zm+LZ)

373 234 So the woman that said destruction of Mt Rushmore won't happen on her watch isn't ballsy enough?
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 08:46 PM (JKNZq)

Have these monument-destroyers ever been to Stone Mountain?

Posted by: Caliban at June 26, 2020 09:19 PM (QE8X6)

374 Down in Sarasota, Florida for the night. I tell you what, when it rains
here, there is no messing about. It felt like two inches came down in
five minutes.

=============

Stick around for the daily afternoon T-storms. Absolute cloudbursts while you think your house under an artillery barrage.

Wife and dogs do not do well with this.

Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:20 PM (r28kI)

375 My friends, i just grilled pizza for the three little squirrels and a prosciutto, blue cheese, fresh mozz and pesto sauce one for Mrs Squirrel and I.

Its hot as balls where i live (its currently 9 but the grill was 500 degrees and the pizzas turned out well. If you've never grilled pizzas on your gas grill, do it. Roll out the dough, let it bake on one side (get the grill as hot as possible) then flip. Put on your toppings, plop it back on, rotate it a few times and then its done.
Pairs well with an excellent merlot.

Times are shitty my friends, but these little moments- this is what life and America is about.

Time for a nice Islay Scotch.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel, author of 3 LTs of JBLM- a funny play on Amazon at June 26, 2020 09:20 PM (xyImL)

376 'The Simpsons' will no longer have white actors voice non-white characters "
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 09:19 PM (bkUtD)

What are they going to do with the previous 30 seasons ?

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 09:20 PM (2DOZq)

377 >>So what hate speech are the corporate dollars talking about? Becauase our speech is violence and....yeah, you know.


Trump
They said they will run political ads as is, while other online platforms are using "hate speech" charges to suppress Trump's ads and tweets.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:20 PM (bDqIh)

378 South African native Bradley Steyn, who was involved in anti-apartheid
protests in South Africa when he was younger, claims the LAPD are
responsible for his injuries, and he now plans to sue.



Deport his terrorist ass.

Ship his ball to SA in a shoe box.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:20 PM (ozHKW)

379 Yes. This is seriously f'd up.

North Face et al. are declaring they should have a say in what the rest of us can express online.



I have no pity for facebook, but they will not stop with facebook,
especially now that it appears they are giving in to the pressure.



Parler will be targeted, too, soon.


Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:16 PM (bDqIh)

I believe this particular op was headed our way in 2017 after The Hag got elected. That was the point of "deplorables".

There were certain people who just weren't going to "go away" after the election, they were going to stir up hate, be racist, make it impossible for the president with their dangerous disagreeing terroristic rhetoric... and thus would begin the internet crackdown.

This was always coming but the Left decided it was best to wait for Election Year and see if they could influence it in the process.

Posted by: Tim Pawlenty at June 26, 2020 09:20 PM (NaPFG)

380 For the Nth time, it's not all (or even) about the election.

Anyone actually thinks that Nov. 5, with Trump re-elected, *any* of this is going away?

The Gleichschaltung as enforced by corporations, universities, media, etc will dissolve, or lessen its intensity in any way? Really?

Would love to hear how that is going to work. Trump created none of this, it's been developing for some time, and is fundamental.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:21 PM (El6T/)

381 South African native Bradley Steyn, who was involved in anti-apartheid protests in South Africa when he was younger, claims the LAPD are responsible for his injuries, and he now plans to sue.
Posted by: andycanuck

---

Oh fer cripes sake Bradley, grow a pair!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 26, 2020 09:21 PM (Rvt88)

382 Just imagine everyone in the crowd is in their underwear.
Posted by: ptschett at June 26, 2020 09:17 PM (zB+vL)


Yeah, I knew a guy who used to do that before he spoke in front of a group. They finally fired him in my junior year.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 09:21 PM (t+qrx)

383 >>>What are they going to do with the previous 30 seasons ?


Hopefully burn them. Show hasn't been funny since 1997

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 09:21 PM (bkUtD)

384 South African native surprise soprano Bradley Steyn, who was involved in anti-apartheid protests in South Africa when he was younger, claims the LAPD are responsible for his injuries, and he now plans to sue.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:21 PM (YqDXo)

385 "'The Simpsons' will no longer have white actors voice non-white characters "

-

That's amazing. Is the gas station guy going to be a guy who really works in a gas station? How about the cop? Will he be a cop? No? Just an actor? Huh. Weird.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Acting crab bucket is worse than acting white at June 26, 2020 09:21 PM (8Fpo1)

386 Think I'll go to the kitchen and make myself a Lebowski

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 09:21 PM (iTXRQ)

387 When you address the crowd imagine them naked. So relaxing.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 09:22 PM (XhWtx)

388 Maybe old but Unilever is telling FB and Twatter to eff off because of the madness. Hahahah

https://www.unileverusa.com/news/news-and-features/2020/ driving-a-responsible-digital-ecosystem-during-these-polarized-times.html

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 26, 2020 09:22 PM (EwZlI)

389 Anyone actually thinks that Nov. 5, with Trump re-elected, *any* of this is going away?

The Gleichschaltung as enforced by corporations, universities, media, etc will dissolve, or lessen its intensity in any way? Really?

Would love to hear how that is going to work. Trump created none of this, it's been developing for some time, and is fundamental.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:21 PM (El6T/)


This.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:22 PM (YqDXo)

390 Will cartoon children need to voiced by children?

Posted by: Grump928© at June 26, 2020 09:22 PM (yQpMk)

391 379 North Face et al. are declaring they should have a say in what the rest of us can express online.


I wish someone would troll their Twitter and ask they why they still use slave labor in China to make all their stuff.
Really, tell us how virtuous and right it is to support Chinese sweatshops.
Still waiting on Apple's response on that one too.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel, author of 3 LTs of JBLM- a funny play on Amazon at June 26, 2020 09:22 PM (xyImL)

392 The Simpsons is about as culturally relevant as Jelly Roll Morton.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 09:22 PM (NaPFG)

393 Fortune 100 companies now leaning very far forward, on their own initiative, to police "hate speech" on a private sector platform.

Trump re-elected or not (narrator: he'll be re-elected), the country has ratcheted down a big, big notch. Between this racist hysteria and the C19 story (past late April), not possible for me to see the country the same. Everyone's mileage will vary of course.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:13 PM (El6T/)

Fortune 100 companies now have a lot of non-American management at the highest levels; Euro and Asian. They look at things like our free speech laws with contempt.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2020 09:23 PM (V2Yro)

394 Come back, Moron Shane! Come back!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2020 09:23 PM (TZi47)

395 I remember when Carly Fiorina was interviewed on Ace's podcast.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 09:23 PM (Z4rgH)

396 When you address the crowd imagine them naked. So relaxing.
Posted by: Eromero

Until you realize that there's enough navel lint in the room to block out the sun.

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:23 PM (arJlL)

397 I wish someone would troll their Twitter and ask they why they still use slave labor in China to make all their stuff.

Really, tell us how virtuous and right it is to support Chinese sweatshops.

Still waiting on Apple's response on that one too.



Always, always follow the money.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (ozHKW)

398 https://www.unileverusa.com/news/news-and-features/2020/ driving-a-responsible-digital-ecosystem-during-these-polarized-times.html
Posted by: Thesokorus

---

The key point in all of this is: Who gets to decide what is 'hate speech'?

I think we know the answer to that and we won't like it.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (Rvt88)

399 Something just exploded in front of my house. I'm afraid to go look. Last time I heard something like this , they had hit the giant tree at the end of my drivewway.I'll wait and see if any flashing blue lights show up.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (QzF6i)

400 >>I still think, from that era, Paulina Porizkova is the best.


Saw her interviewed on CBS Sunday a month or so ago.
She is still gorgeous yet looks age appropriate,
Also, sounds like Ocasek screwed her over with his will.

Bikinis: https://www.instagram.com/paulinaporizkov/

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (bDqIh)

401 Just subscribed to Ryan Long's podcast. Why are there so many good Canadian comics & actors?

John Candy
Dan Aykroyd
Leslie Nielsen
Ryan Renolds
Norm Mcdonald
Phil Hartman
Bob & Doug

And tons more. A lot in the 80s. Is it the long winters? The maple syurp? The mooses?

Posted by: 29Victor at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (BJKQV)

402 >>> I remember when Carly Fiorina was interviewed on Ace's podcast.



I remember when Cruz said she would be his VP in 2016.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 09:25 PM (bkUtD)

403 Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (bDqIh)

He believed she abandoned him at his neediest.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 26, 2020 09:26 PM (2DOZq)

404 395 I remember when Carly Fiorina was interviewed on Ace's podcast.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 09:23


And she proved what a pathetic idiot she was on there. Her stupid "it's the democrats that don't want to solve the issues with immigration." No you dumb bunt they just want you GOP idiots fully signed on and pushing it as well

Posted by: Buzzion at June 26, 2020 09:26 PM (VPBpi)

405 >Anyone actually thinks that Nov. 5, with Trump re-elected, *any* of this is going away?



he'll be hounded the rest of his days
that's how hateful these leftists are

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 09:26 PM (iTXRQ)

406 Always, always follow the money.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (ozHKW)

As I told Mrs. Squirrel, all of this BLM bullshit and toppling of statues isn't about Floyd or justice or equality.
It is about money and raw power.
She refuses to see it the way I do.
Perhaps I am biased, having worked in the law enforcement field for nearly decades.

But you said it- always follow the money...

Posted by: Secret Squirrel, author of 3 LTs of JBLM- a funny play on Amazon at June 26, 2020 09:26 PM (xyImL)

407 The key point in all of this is: Who gets to decide what is 'hate speech'?

I think we know the answer to that and we won't like it.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (Rvt8


Angela Davis, circa 1970: "We support free speech. You're just not free to tell lies."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:26 PM (YqDXo)

408 Something just exploded in front of my house. I'm afraid to go look. Last time I heard something like this , they had hit the giant tree at the end of my drivewway.I'll wait and see if any flashing blue lights show up.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Could be fireworks; there's quite a few going off around here.

Next weekend is INDEPENDECE DAY !

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:26 PM (arJlL)

409 I think Sheena Easton still looks pretty good

https://tinyurl.com/y8dyy58s

Posted by: Grump928© at June 26, 2020 09:27 PM (yQpMk)

410 Tom, I think that issue (literally un-American, non-Americans, in management) is an enormous issue in Big Tech, but I think most of the consumer brand goose-stepping/Sieg Heil!s we're seeing are from "American" American company management. Universities, media, etc. - American only technically, by birth and residence, but not by values or mindset.

Have no idea what to do about, nor if anything *can* be done about it.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:27 PM (El6T/)

411 It is about money and raw power.

Money ~ power.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:27 PM (YqDXo)

412 Ah, JT, you're probably right.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2020 09:28 PM (QzF6i)

413 So is it diz nut instead of Deez nutz?

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 26, 2020 09:29 PM (/6GbT)

414 Can't imagine Unilever's action was anything other than more Gleichschaltung enforcement - they didn't specify what they found objectionable, did they?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:29 PM (El6T/)

415 Just a comment on the last thread for those that were confused. It's a very simple fetish. It's a dude that wants to fuck chicks dressed up as a chick. You throw in terms like " trans intersectional lesbian" and it starts to sounds all cool and less creepy.
Posted by: Max Power at June 26, 2020 08:34 PM (QCc6B)

they'll go through the wood chipper just fine, wearing a dress, or wearing pants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2020 09:29 PM (TVT2C)

416 I said here in 2009 and probably repeated a few times after:


Cheap Labor is American corporate crack.
Trump just arranged an intervention.


What you're watching is junkies refusing to admit they have a problem.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:29 PM (ozHKW)

417 Das nutz??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 26, 2020 09:29 PM (TZi47)

418 Listening to Furtwangler's recording of Bruckner's Eighth Sympnony, after (several) Maker's Marks. Apocalyptic.

(But also hopeful.)

Posted by: Caliban at June 26, 2020 09:30 PM (QE8X6)

419 I hired a mover today.
Now I just have to find a place to live.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2020 09:30 PM (QzF6i)

420 And tons more. A lot in the 80s. Is it the long winters? The maple syurp? The mooses?
Posted by: 29Victor at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (BJKQV)

The gene pool in Canada was heavy on looks and intelligence back in the day when these folks were bred.

Most comedians are very intelligent, until recently.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 26, 2020 09:30 PM (Z+IKu)

421
I have no pity for facebook, but they will not stop with facebook, especially now that it appears they are giving in to the pressure.

Parler will be targeted, too, soon.
Posted by: Lizzy


How long before our e-mails are censored?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 09:30 PM (aKsyK)

422 Brian Kilmead did a good job on a live show filling in for Tucker. He switched between guest interviews and scripts. Probably not much time for show prep.

But, then, he is a highly paid professional and should be expected to handle these speaking tasks well.

Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:31 PM (r28kI)

423 The key point in all of this is: Who gets to decide what is 'hate speech'?

I think we know the answer to that and we won't like it.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 26, 2020 09:24 PM (Rvt8

People hate to admit that Free Speech has always been an all or nothing deal. Once you open the door to banning speech just because it hurts people's feelings (and we are NOT talking about speech that clearly threatens physical harm or retaliation, that has always been it's own category) then you empower everyone to push, push, push until *All* speech is tightly regulated by the Government. The endpoint is obvious and inevitable - you reach a system much like China has today, where the Government monitors every word that is said privately as well as publicly, and metes out rewards and punishments accordingly.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2020 09:31 PM (V2Yro)

424 Der kleine Nuss.

Sehr, sehr kleine.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Geek at June 26, 2020 09:31 PM (x8Wzq)

425 Money ~ power.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:27 PM (YqDXo)


Add fame to that equation.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 09:31 PM (Z4rgH)

426 I think Brian Kilmead plucks his eyebrows.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 26, 2020 09:31 PM (yQpMk)

427 Have no idea what to do about, nor if anything *can* be done about it.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:27 PM (El6T/)

Rational and thoughtful responses like this are the scariest of all!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 09:32 PM (VrS9o)

428 Ever since we got to Helm's Deep, Gimli has been staring at that horn. Just looking for a reason.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 26, 2020 09:32 PM (LxTcq)

429 hey if you are in home confinement cause your county is stuck in Phase 1 until, who the fuck knows, well, on Netflix and Amazon Prime have a really interesting show called Alone.
Premeise- 10 "Survival experts" (very loose term) are dropped off in the wilderness, alone, with only 10 items and a bunch of camera equipment to film.
Whoever lasts the longest without tapping out by calling a Satphone to get picked up wins $500K.

Very cool show.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel, author of 3 LTs of JBLM- a funny play on Amazon at June 26, 2020 09:32 PM (xyImL)

430 Used Pinot Grigio to get chicken breasts drunk, that I broiled and then motorboated.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 08:28

I glanced at this and thought you said masterbated instead of motorboated. Oh well, whatever trips your trigger. Hey maybe you too could be a CK model?

Posted by: Farmer at June 26, 2020 09:32 PM (NdOIs)

431 422 Brian Kilmead did a good job on a live show filling in for Tucker. He switched between guest interviews and scripts. Probably not much time for show prep.
"

Do you think Tucker knew in advance he was going to be given the night off?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (V2Yro)

432 FB has been planning to abuse its power to swing the election since the last election. If there's some scam to make them look evenhanded or under pressure, thats part of the lie.

Posted by: Post at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (BRkq2)

433 I don't think I've ever had a caper......
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (arJlL)

Here ya go:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=nLg_3ZnVkBo

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (TVT2C)

434 424 Der kleine Nuss.

In Bradley Steyn's case, der einzige Nuss.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (YqDXo)

435 DB - I wasn't referring to Trump's personal future, at all. Talking about the collapse of American values that now allows a Nazi-like enforcement of thought and speech codes on what was formerly the freest society in history.

Just mentioned Trump to emphasize that with/without him (we'll be *with* him for another term), this crap is fundamental, shows no signs of doing anything other than worsening, and I see no tools to fight it. The "private action" thing covers it all, there are no (few) levers to pull on here.

FCC/DOJ et al might find a way to slap them down - hell even change the 230 exemption. That is completely irrelevant if Big $ simply dictates a party line. Advertising companies (all Farcebook is) will make sure to burn the empty barns and shoot the cattle too, not just murder all the Jewish children in the village.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (El6T/)

436 Whatever. My Deutsch is sehr, sehr rusty.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Geek at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (x8Wzq)

437 Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:31 PM (r28kI)

So did tucker "decide" To spend more time with his family?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (VrS9o)

438 Brian Kilmead did a good job on a live show filling in for Tucker.

Jason Chaffetz is mercifully filling in for Hannity. But Hannity has him playing clips of Hannity's interviews despite the fact that Hannity is out.

So even when Hannity is out and not hosting Hannity we still get Hannity.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (ozHKW)

439 >> I think that issue (literally un-American, non-Americans, in management) is an enormous issue in Big Tech,

It really is. Reading through the Google lawsuit filed by conservative men who were harassed and fired, I was struck by how many of the executives and harassers where not Americans. They do not have the same concept of freedom of speech, and it they were openly leading the google employee mob against these guys. It goes from the H1B visa types writing code all the way up to the executives.

Now that tech companies are putting together "Safety" councils and censorship review boards, they are selecting a lot of foreign organizations and elites (Breitbart just did an post on the facebook review team). It's like the UN deciding what speech is allowed by Americans online, with all the anti-American, anti-western civ/Christianity/gun/etc. baggage.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:34 PM (bDqIh)

440
Do you think Tucker knew in advance he was going to be given the night off?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (V2Yro)

A lot of TV/radio hosts don't announce they are taking time off, unless it's a long vaca, becasue they want the audience to tune in. If you knew in advance that a show would have a sub, you have a higher probability of not tuning in at all.

Posted by: Russkilitlover at June 26, 2020 09:35 PM (99Nt9)

441 well you guys be safe out there and have a great weekend.

Posted by: Secret Squirrel, author of 3 LTs of JBLM- a funny play on Amazon at June 26, 2020 09:35 PM (xyImL)

442 I don't think I've ever had a caper......
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 08:44 PM (arJlL)

Here ya go:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=nLg_3ZnVkBo
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I was afraid to click at first.

Its amazing how Tommy Dorsey can play without moving.

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:36 PM (arJlL)

443 Capers are good on top of bagels and lox with a little bit of chopped red onion.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 26, 2020 09:36 PM (QzF6i)

444 Tom, absolutely correct - with the narrow and obvious exception of specific serious exhortations to crimes or violence, freedom of speech is absolute, or it doesn't exist at all. One thing that, so far, even the derailed US constitutional system hasn't abandoned (talking about government restraints, not the whole convoluted private sector issue now vexing the sane part of the country).

But look to the UK and Canada, perhaps the most "like" civic cultures in the world, for the nightmare. People arrested for online comments (not threats, comments). Literally orwellian. (In Canada I don't think it's become *quite* as heavy-handed and incredible for the average citizen, but it's there for people who publish).

Sickening.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:38 PM (El6T/)

445 I think Brian Kilmead plucks his eyebrows.

Posted by: Grump928 at June 26, 2020 09:31 PM (yQpMk)

Is plucking stray vertical hairs considered plucking your eyebrows? AFaF

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 09:38 PM (NaPFG)

446 It will all come together for you, Sharon. Some day the madness will end

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 09:38 PM (JKNZq)

447
So did tucker "decide" To spend more time with his family?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (VrS9o

Because Kilmead used some of Tucker's interviews on the show, I don't think Tucker is off the air.

Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:39 PM (r28kI)

448 I have no doubt I will dream about the Pointer Sisters tonight, Not Sheena Easton, the Pointer Sisters. Or maybe that chick in Swing Out Sister. It's gotta be that mouth?

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 09:39 PM (XhWtx)

449 Hannity is such an annoying goober there is no way he is not a Dem plant.

Posted by: Post at June 26, 2020 09:39 PM (BRkq2)

450 >>How long before our e-mails are censored?

Yikes.

Amazon is censoring, if you look at what they did with the movie "Hoaxed." They dropped it from their site, wit no explanation to the distributer (which said that's never happened with any other movie they distribute). But they went one step further: they removed the electronic copies of the movie from peoples' devices (they had bought the movie, not rented it).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:39 PM (bDqIh)

451 Wonder if AA was part of a leftist long term plan to gain power and pull this shit.

Nah probably not. Stop imagining conspiracies, hater.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 09:40 PM (NaPFG)

452 And Sharon, you nailed it on the standard one each perfect bagel.

Posted by: Eromero at June 26, 2020 09:40 PM (XhWtx)

453 If you get sick: - Stay home. Avoid contact with others. - You might have COVID-19; most people are able to recover at home without medical care.-


most people are able to recover at home without medical care.

most people are able to recover at home without medical care.

most people are able to recover at home without medical care.

www.cdc.gov

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:40 PM (ozHKW)

454 Did they manage to have the taped segments of Hannity talking over the other taped segments - not letting him finish his own interruptions of others in which he doesn't let them finish their answers?

Wow, brain hurts, that's like some kind of mind-bending puzzle.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:41 PM (El6T/)

455 Free speech needs a tremendous amount of constant State oversight, comrades!
Otherwise, concepts dangerous to the common good might be spread amongst those least able to understand basic precepts of the dialectic!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 09:41 PM (VrS9o)

456 Correction: most infected never know it at all, and never develop symptoms.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:42 PM (El6T/)

457 I have no doubt I will dream about the Pointer Sisters tonight, Not Sheena Easton, the Pointer Sisters. Or maybe that chick in Swing Out Sister. It's gotta be that mouth?
Posted by: Eromero

When I awoke this AM, a song was plying in my head, I thought I recocnizes the voice and the song but I couldn't place it.

I went on youtube and it was Tom Jones singing I'll never fall in love again.

Man, THAT guy had a set of pipes.

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:43 PM (arJlL)

458 Commissar Hrothgar

Put that on a billboard and you will have a bevy of Karen groupies. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 09:43 PM (u82oZ)

459 Fortune 100 companies now leaning very far forward, on their own initiative, to police "hate speech" on a private sector platform.

Trump re-elected or not (narrator: he'll be re-elected), the country has ratcheted down a big, big notch. Between this racist hysteria and the C19 story (past late April), not possible for me to see the country the same. Everyone's mileage will vary of course.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 09:13 PM (El6T/)

I am wondering if maybe these companies are wary of Faceplant's dash to the left, and want to defund it, and are using as a cover excuse the notion that Faceplant isn't banning hate speech.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 26, 2020 09:43 PM (zjVVL)

460 Is plucking stray vertical hairs considered plucking your eyebrows? AFaF
Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 09:38 PM (NaPFG)

Yes. Just admit you're a metrosexual.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 09:44 PM (qrX0b)

461 Did they manage to have the taped segments of Hannity talking over the other taped segments

Jason is holding the Hannity clips until the end of the show. Like it is some sort of reward.


"Ooh Jason. I am definitely not turning off the show when Sean starts haranging Noot Gingrich who harangs him right back and yells about his NEW BOOK".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:44 PM (ozHKW)

462
Do you think Tucker knew in advance he was going to be given the night off?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 26, 2020 09:33 PM (V2Yro)

No. I think it was unplanned; not saying they told Tucker to take a night off. Kilmead started the show by saying he will do a "live show" for Tucker. That surprised me. Could be anything. The guy does have a personal life.

But I worry that someone reviewed his script and said "you can't say that".

Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:45 PM (r28kI)

463 406 Levin last night read sections of the BLM manifesto and then Marx . They were close to verbatim. This is the culmination of years of communist inculcation in our schools and universities.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 26, 2020 09:45 PM (MqBVk)

464 The Woke Corporate America may not realize they are pissing in the face of their base consumer. China has too much influence ... but America is the buyer of first and last resort. The sleeping giant of America the Beautiful has not woken up .. or maybe just are too patient with the hate coming form the left ... most think it is a phase ... but as with Nike sales, what happens when WokeCorp really slaps down patriotic America?

I think just maybe red-pilled America wins ... but hard to say ... crazy stuff coming down ... free money for the masses, trillions to backstop WallStreet's richest ... imo the 80% that love America do not just roll over for such hate and violence ... obvious deception. But the brainwashing has been pretty powerful ... maybe the sane people have normalcy bias and can't see how far the corruption has taken so many.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 26, 2020 09:46 PM (Cus5s)

465 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 09:43 PM (u82oZ)

Are you saying you think That at last I have found a winning strategy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 09:46 PM (VrS9o)

466 JT

A long while ago, I took my French girlfriend to a Tom Jones concert. He could sing. I was not the biggest fan of his music, but it was an excellent decision.

The thing I remember is her squeals when his sweat under the lights turned his shirt translucent. She appreciated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 09:46 PM (u82oZ)

467 Susanna and Spock..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zj7OJeyhq2Q

Posted by: Just a Guy taking life a quarter mile at a time. at June 26, 2020 09:47 PM (/LQkF)

468 >>I am wondering if maybe these companies are wary of Faceplant's dash to the left, and want to defund it, and are using as a cover excuse the notion that Faceplant isn't banning hate speech.


IIRC, the Trump campaign used facebook data via Cambridge Analytics, to great success. This outraged the Left, despite Obama also using facebook to great effect in 2012 (he hired one of the facebook founders to head his tech outreach). Maybe that's some of it, too?

Posted by: Lizzy at June 26, 2020 09:47 PM (bDqIh)

469 Donald Trump Signs Executive Order Protecting Monuments

Breitbart

Hope he can back it up.

Posted by: SMH at June 26, 2020 09:48 PM (RU4sa)

470 I remember Tucker's pictures the last time he got "censored by FOX" : photos of rustic cabin wearing fishing gear with his son.


The only FOX loves more than slobbering on Soros' knob is large stacks of money.



Tucker is the golden goose. They ain't that stupid.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:48 PM (ozHKW)

471 Commissar Hrothgar

I thought you already had one!

You do not need this. A wise old chief advised me before we hit a Mediterranean port: to go ugly early. Uh, OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

472 Great story, Salty.

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:50 PM (arJlL)

473 Tucker is the golden goose. They ain't that stupid.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 26, 2020 09:48 PM (ozHKW)

========

How so -- if he has lost so many advertisers?

Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:50 PM (r28kI)

474 Huh.

Guess Insom stripped nekkid and went on a public speaking tour.......

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (arJlL)

475 "Hope he can back it up."
The Generals are all against him.
We should all pray every day for the preservation of our President.
Not even kidding, not even a little bit.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (w7KSn)

476 Nood ONT.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (u82oZ)

477 Anyone else having site issues on Safari? Ever since whatever happened last weekend the site is unusable on Safari. Reloads, freezes, the works.

Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (EPaen)

478 Just popping in to say goodnight.

So, goodnight!

Posted by: Weasel at June 26, 2020 09:52 PM (+WN2g)

479 Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 09:48 PM (u82oZ)

A rule learned early in life was "Never argue with a Master Chief!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 09:52 PM (VrS9o)

480 on Safari. Reloads, freezes, the works.
Posted by: Short Shorts at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (EPaen)

No. My safari problem is not able to play Ace's videos

Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:53 PM (r28kI)

481 We should all pray every day for the preservation of our President.
Not even kidding, not even a little bit.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (w7KSn)

Sad to say , I agree with this 100%, but I also include Melania and Barron!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 26, 2020 09:54 PM (VrS9o)

482 "Hope he can back it up."
The Generals are all against him.
We should all pray every day for the preservation of our President.
Not even kidding, not even a little bit.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at June 26, 2020 09:51 PM (w7KSn)

============

Amen. No kidding. My wife tears up frequently about this.

Posted by: FloridaMoronMan at June 26, 2020 09:55 PM (r28kI)

483 Noem 2020 ! if the 'rona doesn't kill us all first, right ?

Posted by: Man of La Munchies at June 26, 2020 11:00 PM (4XImJ)

484
FBI seeking information - Vandalization of Federal Property


https://i.___ur.com/imkVF7h.jpg

Posted by: Jeff at June 27, 2020 12:16 AM (AvQSr)

485 Yes it is most certainly not the jews pushing all this antifa BLM BS it is most certainly brain-washed White women.

It's funny that Haaretz seems to believe differently.

Trump's Attacks on Antifa Are Attacks on Jews

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The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat