Meet Calvin Klein's New Spokesthing

Woke corporations will kill every human being on the planet if they are not stopped.


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1 I'd hit it.

Posted by: Ike Turner at June 26, 2020 06:48 PM (guGkK)

2 Um

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 26, 2020 06:50 PM (nRWPy)

3 Love a "model" with a beer gut.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 06:50 PM (guGkK)

4
so close.....

Posted by: Gooshy at June 26, 2020 06:50 PM (xjBao)

5 Fat, ugly and trans is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 06:51 PM (oVJmc)

6 Love a "model" with a beer gut.

And a penis

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 26, 2020 06:51 PM (nRWPy)

7 Old and Busted: "Nothing comes between me and my Calvin Kleins"

The New Hotness: "Nothing comes near me in my Calvin Kleins"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 06:51 PM (guGkK)

8 Woo Hoo!
Calvin Klein is going to own the LGBTQWERTY market.

Investors of the world--take note!

Posted by: Voter theater. at June 26, 2020 06:51 PM (IX8ZS)

9 I can't think of anything I'd like to happen to KC rather than this!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at June 26, 2020 06:52 PM (gtatv)

10

Please, don't remind me. it's 40 feet high and two blocks from where I live.

Just saw it earlier today. What a fucked up, perverted society or pseudo-society the Marxists have raped us into.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2020 06:52 PM (s2VJv)

11 THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!!

Posted by: Austin Powers at June 26, 2020 06:53 PM (guGkK)

12 You. Will. Be. Forced. To. Care.

Now kneel.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 06:53 PM (VWp7G)

13 Remember when it was scandalous when Brooke Shields was too young?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 26, 2020 06:53 PM (nRWPy)

14 So that's who Calvin Klein wants to purchase its products? Fat, black, men-pretending-to-be-women lesbians?

Good luck with that. And enjoy your impending bankruptcy.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 26, 2020 06:53 PM (k4dH2)

15 Preference cascade is still months and months away...

Posted by: Max Power at June 26, 2020 06:53 PM (QCc6B)

16 12 THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!!
Posted by: Austin Powers at June 26, 2020 06:53 PM (guGkK)


No, that's what Roto-Rooter snaked out of Jerry Nadler's sigmoid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 26, 2020 06:54 PM (s2VJv)

17 if you're a transgender queer lesbian

doesn't that mean you're just a guy twice removed?

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 26, 2020 06:54 PM (RKQ/v)

18 So a black fat guy who may or may not have cut off his wiener ...but still likes chicks is the public representative for a brand nobody has given a shit about since the 80's. Brooke Shields must be spinning in her down comforter about now

Posted by: Chuckles at June 26, 2020 06:54 PM (QMvEC)

19 Good to know that they make those garish pink halter top thingies in size XXXL

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 06:54 PM (guGkK)

20 who bitch... er dude is this ?

Posted by: Roman Maroni at June 26, 2020 06:54 PM (vCA4F)

21 Am I applauding enthusiastically enough to appease my leftist overlords?

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at June 26, 2020 06:54 PM (t41dG)

22 what is he wearing thats Calvin Klein?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 26, 2020 06:54 PM (nRWPy)

23 So that's who Calvin Klein wants to purchase its products? Fat, black, men-pretending-to-be-women lesbians?

Good luck with that. And enjoy your impending bankruptcy.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 26, 2020 06:53 PM (k4dH2)


JUMP IN. THE WATER'S FINE!!!

Posted by: Gillette at June 26, 2020 06:55 PM (guGkK)

24 I quit Calvin Klein a long time ago.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 26, 2020 06:55 PM (w6A0l)

25 Nike and Crikey.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 06:55 PM (Z4rgH)

26 One of the most vicious, vile lies that has been told to my generation is that looks don't matter. "It's what's on the inside that counts." Yes, appearance does matter. It's not the only thing that matters, but it does matter. There's an obvious relationship between appearance and mental health. Not just that mentally ill -> crappy appearance. The act of working on your appearance, such as dressing neatly, putting on makeup, losing weight and working out, has positive mental health effects. And not just on the person themselves. A nice appearance has a positive impact on the people around them.

There's a reason why revolutionaries always try to destroy art of the old order, and why socialists in particular pushed bizarre aesthetics obsessed with ugliness.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 26, 2020 06:55 PM (SgjGX)

27 ewwww

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 26, 2020 06:55 PM (W2Pud)

28 I'm so confused. Is that a guy turning into a chick who likes chicks? Or a woman who likes chicks turning into a guy?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 06:55 PM (qrX0b)

29 I used to joke that I was a lesbian trapped in a man's body. It was just a joke.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at June 26, 2020 06:55 PM (t41dG)

30 Next up Jizz sock by Members Only

Posted by: Chuckles at June 26, 2020 06:55 PM (QMvEC)

31 And now for something completely different...

Mrs IMG is doing much better. She may come home tomorrow or Sunday. She is recovering kidney function and is regaining her strength. Based on how quickly her numbers turned around, the nephrologist believes she will make a complete recovery.

She is still tired and weak, but can now get in and out of bed unassisted. This was quite a scary week!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 26, 2020 06:55 PM (tG6OF)

32 Old abnormal, new normal.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 06:55 PM (oVJmc)

33 Not the hill to die on, you deplorables. We need to embrace private businesses and all types of lifestyles. Plus-sized black lesbian transwomen are naturally conservative, after all, and would vote Republican if you sister-humping troglodytes didn't scare them off!

Posted by: Lil' Ben Shapiro at June 26, 2020 06:56 PM (6K3U5)

34 well, keep track of these homocorps and never use them again. it could have an effect. at least you'll feel better.

Posted by: guest myspace user at June 26, 2020 06:56 PM (rnk6i)

35 22. RuPaul underoos

Posted by: Roman Maroni at June 26, 2020 06:56 PM (vCA4F)

36 Dammit! I really like their tighty-whiteys.

Posted by: Chris M at June 26, 2020 06:56 PM (6XZdO)

37 Still sticking with my Drakkar Noir. It was a good smell in the 80s and it works today

Posted by: The Joker at June 26, 2020 06:56 PM (Izzlo)

38 And they wonder why no one is dating anyone in this country anymore. Everyone is a fucking lunatic.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 06:56 PM (VWp7G)

39 Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 26, 2020 06:55 PM (tG6OF)

Great news!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 06:57 PM (qrX0b)

40 GREAT SCOTT, MARTY!!!

Posted by: Doc Brown at June 26, 2020 06:57 PM (guGkK)

41
I'm so confused. Is that a guy turning into a chick who likes chicks? Or a woman who likes chicks turning into a guy?



It's a lunatic who's rearranging the deck chairs on the SS Insanity.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 06:57 PM (oVJmc)

42
1. Make whatever the fuck that is the standard of beauty

2. Start charging for underwear by the yard of fabric

3. PROFIT!!!

Calvin Klein has been taken over by the underpants gnomes.

Posted by: fktheleft at June 26, 2020 06:57 PM (lvXKd)

43 Maybe this is how corporations implode. They do this shit to themselves.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 26, 2020 06:57 PM (w6A0l)

44 Calvin DeKlein

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 26, 2020 06:58 PM (Z4rgH)

45 Somebody stop this movie, and let me out of the theater, please. I really want to go back home.

JWM

Posted by: jwm at June 26, 2020 06:58 PM (HnUoF)

46 This isn't the Onion?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 26, 2020 06:58 PM (Zmnko)

47 >>>44 Calvin DeKlein
Posted by: GnuBreed



Now THAT'S funny!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 06:58 PM (VWp7G)

48 IMG that is great! Will keep you all in our prayers!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 26, 2020 06:59 PM (w6A0l)

49 Cheriebebe-

Dont kid yourself this is how societies implode. We are simply seeing the final stretch marks of that battle

Posted by: Chuckles at June 26, 2020 06:59 PM (QMvEC)

50 I'm so confused. Is that a guy turning into a chick who likes chicks? Or a woman who likes chicks turning into a guy?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 06:55 PM (qrX0b)


Yes.

And no.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 06:59 PM (hku12)

51 Speaking of fat chicks, have any of you seen this gem yet?

https://ispot.tv/a/nyX4

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 06:59 PM (qrX0b)

52 This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at June 26, 2020 06:59 PM (4zyav)

53 Sorry... I De-Klein

Posted by: It's me donna at June 26, 2020 06:59 PM (Zmnko)

54 I'm so confused. Is that a guy turning into a chick who likes chicks? Or a woman who likes chicks turning into a guy?

80% of men who think they're women are still sexually attracted to women.

It's peak narcissist. They want to be the object of their attraction. It's called autogynaphilia.


It's a paraphilia commonly called a fetish.

90% have more than one fetish.

So he likes something else weird too....obsessively

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 26, 2020 06:59 PM (nRWPy)

55 Good thing my future Son in Law works for Ralph Lauren

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 26, 2020 06:59 PM (85Gof)

56 (Furiously masturbates while thinking of sister, wishing he were a sister-humping troglodyte)

Posted by: Lil' Ben Shapiro at June 26, 2020 06:59 PM (6K3U5)

57 Fukkin A.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 26, 2020 07:00 PM (AiZBA)

58 If he's a cover girl, I'm the f*cking Queen of Sheba.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 07:00 PM (guGkK)

59 >>>https://ispot.tv/a/nyX4


Jordan, why do you hate men?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:00 PM (bkUtD)

60 I'm so confused. Is that a guy turning into a chick who likes chicks? Or a woman who likes chicks turning into a guy?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 06:55 PM (qrX0b)

Its whatever the hell they say it is at the time. None of it has any meaning beyond the next 10 seconds

Posted by: Chuckles at June 26, 2020 07:00 PM (QMvEC)

61 IMG, good news. I'll keep on praying for her recovery.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at June 26, 2020 07:00 PM (OX9vb)

62 Chuckles the side of society I want to see implode is the Left.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 26, 2020 07:01 PM (w6A0l)

63 One year ago, PVH, the parent company that owns Calvin Klein was at 93 on the exchange.

Today it's at 44.

Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at June 26, 2020 07:01 PM (t41dG)

64 Seriously, it used to be about selling the dream. Now it's about selling the nightmare.

Is their target fucked up, fat young 20-somethings? It seems we're seeing an overall cultural assault on normalcy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:01 PM (oVJmc)

65 Isn't cover "girl" sexist or something?

Posted by: Uncle Charlie at June 26, 2020 07:01 PM (zz+dm)

66 The most brave-ier-iest thing ever. So impressed.

Posted by: Nanzi loves George Kirby at June 26, 2020 07:01 PM (BRkq2)

67 Wow. Just for good measure, the SyFy channel has started advertising that it's "rainbow"...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 26, 2020 07:01 PM (ZSK0i)

68 It got a dick? a vagina? pull tabs?

Get Woke
Go Queer
Go Ugly
Go Broke

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 26, 2020 07:01 PM (QMwOT)

69 good luck with that.

gwgb, lol.

Posted by: the_sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 26, 2020 07:01 PM (0IMgo)

70 Its whatever the hell they say it is at the time. None of it has any meaning beyond the next 10 seconds

Posted by: Chuckles at June 26, 2020 07:00 PM (QMvEC)


*fistbump*

Posted by: H. Dumpty at June 26, 2020 07:01 PM (guGkK)

71 >>>https://ispot.tv/a/nyX4


Jordan, why do you hate men?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:00 PM (bkUtD)

Ya had to do that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 26, 2020 07:01 PM (85Gof)

72 That is a Zero.
Easy call to make, for once.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 26, 2020 07:02 PM (ufFY8)

73 Someone 'splain it to me: "transgender queer lesbian". I mean if she's a lesbian NOW, she started as a male to be transgender now. But hetero males love women, so what's queer about that, if she started as a male that prefers women? Unless she's a post op tranny, then she's still just a male that prefers to cross dress while she does women. I'M SO CONFUSED!

Posted by: MrObvious at June 26, 2020 07:02 PM (3EHc7)

74 Not clicking on that. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 26, 2020 07:02 PM (HaL55)

75 ewwww
Posted by: nurse ratched

You took the word right outta my yap.

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 07:02 PM (arJlL)

76 Gonna repeat this here, because the last thread was getting icky...

Steve Bing, the Clinton pal. Committed "suicide" by "jumping" off a "roof" earlier this week.

Was he a freak?

What did I say, he's a friend of Bill. Also a Friend of Epstein (tm). Also was married to (or whatever) with Liz Hurley, and had threesomes with her and Bill.

They say he killed himself because he was bored due to China wuwu flu social distancing.

Uh huh.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 07:02 PM (hku12)

77 Melania wore Ralph Lauren for the Inauguration she looked amazing!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 26, 2020 07:02 PM (w6A0l)

78 From Brooke Shields to this....thing. Good job, Calvin Klein. Good, good job....

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 26, 2020 07:03 PM (O+I8R)

79 Someone 'splain it to me: "transgender queer lesbian"

All you need to know is that it's supposed to be edgy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 26, 2020 07:03 PM (guGkK)

80 Field Marshal von Manstein on a pogo stick, WT actual F?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:03 PM (El6T/)

81 Posted by: MrObvious at June 26, 2020 07:02 PM (3EHc7)

Me too! And isn't "queer" and "lesbian" the same thing? My head hurts.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 07:03 PM (qrX0b)

82 IMG that is great! Will keep you all in our prayers!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 26, 2020 06:59 PM (w6A0l)

Glad to hear it IMG. Cherie, how are you doing? Was this week okay?

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 07:03 PM (NaPFG)

83 Someone 'splain it to me: "transgender queer lesbian". I mean if she's a lesbian NOW, she started as a male to be transgender now. But hetero males love women, so what's queer about that, if she started as a male that prefers women? Unless she's a post op tranny, then she's still just a male that prefers to cross dress while she does women. I'M SO CONFUSED!
Posted by: MrObvious at June 26, 2020 07:02 PM (3EHc7)

See I have a limited amount of room to store knowledge in me head, so I don't even think about that stuff, to save space

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 26, 2020 07:03 PM (85Gof)

84 I love ya Jordan, but I AIN'T clickin' that.

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 07:03 PM (arJlL)

85 Sorry... I De-Klein

Thread winner, early division.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 26, 2020 07:04 PM (HaL55)

86 Down with Calvin Klein. Is he still, you know, alive?

Posted by: CN at June 26, 2020 07:04 PM (ONvIw)

87 I hear they are also trying he/she out as Coke Zero spokesperson

Posted by: Chuckles at June 26, 2020 07:04 PM (QMvEC)

88 I agree it's both stunning and brave. But what IS it?

Posted by: goatexchange at June 26, 2020 07:04 PM (iUjXP)

89 I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Calvin Klein at June 26, 2020 07:04 PM (NaPFG)

90 What particular set of problems does it take for someone to wake up one day and decide this is a good idea?

Posted by: Weasel at June 26, 2020 07:04 PM (+WN2g)

91 Advertising is supposed to be aspirational.

How many women or girls aspire to look like a big fat tranny?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 26, 2020 07:05 PM (k4dH2)

92 Dangerous P.R. weapon with the black thing that goes up.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at June 26, 2020 07:05 PM (Vy7tf)

93 I guess Calvin Klein just doesn't want to sell anything any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2020 07:05 PM (KZzsI)

94 C'mon. To make it in this business you have to be on the cutting edge.

Posted by: Case at June 26, 2020 07:05 PM (JKDz7)

95
Someone 'splain it to me: "transgender queer lesbian". I mean if she's a lesbian NOW, she started as a male to be transgender now. But hetero males love women, so what's queer about that, if she started as a male that prefers women? Unless she's a post op tranny, then she's still just a male that prefers to cross dress while she does women. I'M SO CONFUSED!
Posted by: MrObvious


Venn Diagrams are not its thing ... obviously.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 26, 2020 07:05 PM (pNxlR)

96 I am so sick of freaks. Just sick of them.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 26, 2020 07:05 PM (rWZ8Y)

97 84 I love ya Jordan, but I AIN'T clickin' that.
Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 07:03 PM (arJlL)

It's an ice cream commercial with a big fat girl dancing around in her underwear. I saw it on TV last night and was like, wtf?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 07:05 PM (qrX0b)

98 Brooke Shields must be spinning in her down comforter about now

I volunteer to stop her.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 26, 2020 07:05 PM (naEeR)

99 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at June 26, 2020 07:05 PM (4zyav)

100 Okay Morons, choose...


Hillary.

This Thing.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:05 PM (bkUtD)

101 Wait. Isn't a transgender lesbian just a dude who likes chicks?

"Do you know what comes between me and my Calvins?"

Umm... probably your black penis.

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at June 26, 2020 07:06 PM (lRrON)

102 It's neither woke nor brave, not even faux brave. This will sell product to the people they're trying to sell it to. Companies that big don't do anything without extensive market research and extenstive board room conversations. If they manage to destroy the country on the road to improving their profitability and increasing their stock value, that's capitalism!

Posted by: Caliban at June 26, 2020 07:06 PM (QE8X6)

103
Overheard at its first shoot:

"Muh Calvins done 'sploded!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 26, 2020 07:06 PM (pNxlR)

104 >>>I am so sick of freaks. Just sick of them.


I'm right here, ya know.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:06 PM (bkUtD)

105 President Trump should say this same thing whenever he gets a question about BLM, Riots, Chaz, Crime :

WHite House Press conference 6/22/2020. MS. MCENANY: Hello, everyone. This past Fathers Day weekend, we saw violence across the country, but we saw scant media coverage of this violence.

Lets be clear here: The states are responsible for policing their streets. The governors, the mayors are responsible for ensuring that our streets are safe, that the American people are protected. And what we have seen is, in far too many Democrat runs states and Democrat run cities, we have seen violence and chaos and nothing like the law and order that we saw here in D.C. when President Trump stepped in and surged the National Guard.

...

It is the responsibility of governors to protect their states, to police their streets. The police power rests at the state level. And we expect mayors to step up and to do their job, and governors to step up and do their job in the mold of President Trump, who secured DC after a night of lawlessness two weeks ago.

Finally, the Defund Police movement is misguided. It will only hurt the vulnerable citizens of American cities the most. It's sad, and it is shameful.



Posted by: rd at June 26, 2020 07:06 PM (+0uDE)

106 It's a paraphilia commonly called a fetish.

90% have more than one fetish.

So he likes something else weird too....obsessively
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 26, 2020 06:59 PM (nRWPy)


Shocking as it may seem, a significant number of men who proceed with surgery to remove the weener, have a deep dislike for the thing. Not just that they WANT a vagana, they can't wait to get rid of that awful thing..

So yeah, no. Nothing weird going on there. Nope.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 07:06 PM (hku12)

107 I'm not a MAGA guy at all but Trump is ok. I sensed he'd win in 2016 and took a lot of flak and a few "friends" over it.

I was worried up until today.

He's gonna do it again.

I can hardly believe it but I've finally accepted that people are angry as hell but in the closet about it.

The DEM party can't cheat enough to overcome the anti-lunatic votes.

They're going to keep doubling down on this madness until the night of the election.

Any distaste for Trump's personality (which I dig I'm scots-irish and german too) is gonna be swamped by the aggressive anti-white and pro-pozzz madness.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 26, 2020 07:06 PM (EwZlI)

108 Congrats - taller, heavier, uglier - and not even a chic.

Zero. Per my scale.

Posted by: But Its True at June 26, 2020 07:06 PM (f9ze2)

109 Didn't look at the picture, trying to think can I get through the thread without seein it

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2020 07:07 PM (6f16T)

110 What..the...fuck..is..that...disgusting......blob?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 26, 2020 07:07 PM (9Om/r)

111 Fashion advertising used to be sort of aspirational, but who would like to look like, let alone look at, that POS?

Posted by: CN at June 26, 2020 07:07 PM (ONvIw)

112 94 C'mon. To make it in this business you have to be on the cutting edge.
________________

If it's the cutting edge of insanity, it appears CK is on it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 26, 2020 07:07 PM (k4dH2)

113 Okay Morons, choose...


Hillary.

This Thing.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:05 PM (bkUtD)


The only way to win is not to play.

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 26, 2020 07:07 PM (AiZBA)

114 Ace, I posted a link to that story, but at least people had the option to avoid it!

Seriously, if men want to replace us women, they had better work a helluva lot harder than THAT.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 26, 2020 07:07 PM (/+bwe)

115 [Someone 'splain it to me: "transgender queer lesbian"


Shorter: "Ugly Virgin"

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

116 *waves at Ellipses*
This week wasn't too bad, I've been sleeping a lot but I'm still good!
You're so sweet, thank you for asking!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 26, 2020 07:07 PM (w6A0l)

117
100 Okay Morons, choose...

Hillary.

This Thing.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


What weapons are you providing?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 26, 2020 07:07 PM (pNxlR)

118 Let's see.

A big fat no talent sodomite has it's image blasted on a huge billboard in......New York City.

This is why people say "Let it burn."

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 26, 2020 07:07 PM (Z+IKu)

119 >>>What..the...fuck..is..that...disgusting......blob?


The jiggling is almost hypnotic.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:07 PM (bkUtD)

120 SMOD peeks out from behind the clouds
"Is it time yet?"

Posted by: Chuckles at June 26, 2020 07:07 PM (QMvEC)

121 I just can't work out what these companies are doing. They seem determined to alienate, freak out, and annoy all former customers. What huge customer base do they believe they are going to suddenly find when all their purchasers walk away? Who's going to Dick's sporting goods for anything any more? Target has taken a serious nosedive over the last four years from that stupid bathroom policy. What the hell is going on with the ownership and board room of these places?

Are they getting blackmailed or something?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2020 07:07 PM (KZzsI)

122 17 if you're a transgender queer lesbian
doesn't that mean you're just a guy twice removed?
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 26, 2020 06:54 PM (RKQ/v)

Yeah... isn't that like a double negative or something? Which if you write code, is a positive, so... and then...

Posted by: Marcus Gravey at June 26, 2020 07:08 PM (UW/Dm)

123 Harrison Bergeron come to life.

Kurt Vonnegut wrote that in 1961. He was prescient.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

124 >>>What weapons are you providing?


Klingon battle swords and an actual medieval mace.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:08 PM (bkUtD)

125 Okay Morons, choose...


Hillary.

This Thing.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:05 PM (bkUtD)


Hillory.

Assuming the game says I'm not allowed to speed the process along, my assumption is Hillory dies sooner.

So that's a no brainer.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 07:08 PM (hku12)

126 We're being forced to go along for the ride with every mental defective in America.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 26, 2020 07:09 PM (O+I8R)

127 I can hardly believe it but I've finally accepted that people are angry as hell but in the closet about it.

The DEM party can't cheat enough to overcome the anti-lunatic votes.

They're going to keep doubling down on this madness until the night of the election.

Any distaste for Trump's personality (which I dig I'm scots-irish and german too) is gonna be swamped by the aggressive anti-white and pro-pozzz madness.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 26, 2020 07:06 PM (EwZlI)


Most people are very quiet about it. Nobody wants to have their house burned down while the police sit on their asses and apologize to the mob for disturbing them

Posted by: CN at June 26, 2020 07:09 PM (ONvIw)

128 Trying to parse this I have concluded that he is a gay guy who likes guys but pretends to be a woman so he can pretend to like women so that he can hang out with their boyfriends.

And is fat.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 07:09 PM (Fc5rx)

129
Old and busted: heroin junky chic
New and shiny: Fat ugly men

Posted by: 13times at June 26, 2020 07:09 PM (K3B2k)

130 106 It's a paraphilia commonly called a fetish.

90% have more than one fetish.

So he likes something else weird too....obsessively
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 26, 2020 06:59 PM (nRWPy)


Shocking as it may seem, a significant number of men who proceed with surgery to remove the weener, have a deep dislike for the thing. Not just that they WANT a vagana, they can't wait to get rid of that awful thing..

So yeah, no. Nothing weird going on there. Nope.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 07:06 PM (hku12)

Anyone who hasn't read Steve Sailer's articles about World War T really should.

Steve's the best writer going rn.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 26, 2020 07:09 PM (EwZlI)

131 Black ... uh ... SomethingsMatter

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

132 Impossible as it may seem, it is better looking that that fat chick Gillette used in their ad that cost them billions in business

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 26, 2020 07:09 PM (eKTVr)

133 She-Man is the new Cover It, huh?

I suggest they cover it with a tarp and set it on fire.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 07:09 PM (H5knJ)

134 51 Speaking of fat chicks, have any of you seen this gem yet?

https://ispot.tv/a/nyX4
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 06:59 PM (qrX0b)


Jabba the Hut with big titties eating ice cream and prancing about to the detriment of the 2x6's holding up the floor.

In 10 years she'll be just as fat with hairy legs, a legion of cats, lonely with zero man prospects and a chip on her shoulder for buying into the lie society feeds women.

Or dead in 5 years from a massive coronary.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 26, 2020 07:09 PM (QMwOT)

135


Is this Stacy Abrams first modeling gig?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 07:09 PM (j8xH/)

136 94, ISWYDT

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at June 26, 2020 07:10 PM (OX9vb)

137 Are they getting blackmailed or something?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2020 07:07 PM (KZzsI)
Leftists choose to loot and destroy successful things all the time. It's not blackmail.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 07:10 PM (NaPFG)

138 If you don't suck that dick then you're a racist.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 26, 2020 07:10 PM (50gG9)

139 Are they getting blackmailed or something?

I wonder if Obama's 'Operation Chokepoint' is operating under the radar indicating that companies that don't tow the line will find investment and support hard to come by...

Given the rampantly

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:10 PM (oVJmc)

140 Like NGU, I have not bothered to keep up with all contemporary mental illnesses, nor their terminology du jour.

Though in general, as with most anything, I don't think about these sad people and wouldn't treat them any differently than I treat anyone else, which is well (until/unless they earn different treatment).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:10 PM (El6T/)

141 Have to find another bedtime playtime maker in the world.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 26, 2020 07:10 PM (pB6Gt)

142

Transgender queer lesbian? So a dude pretending to be a woman who likes women or a....never mind

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 07:11 PM (j8xH/)

143 126 We're being forced to go along for the ride with every mental defective in America.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 26, 2020 07:09 PM (O+I8R)


Mental illness and perversion are what built America, and made America great!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

144 Well hells bells. Where was this trend when I was young and dumb and might have enjoyed some "I look much better than the model in these duds" ego boosting.

Still Calvin Klein is the brand that had all the starving waifs in sexy clothing a couple decades ago and I thought that sucked too. I'm not talking hot fit models the CK ones looked like they'd break a bone if you bumped into them in a store aisle.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at June 26, 2020 07:11 PM (T9Hmo)

145 The DEM party can't cheat enough to overcome the anti-lunatic votes.

Every time the Dems feel they are losing, they double down on crazy. Every time they feel they are winning, the quintuple down on it. YOU WILL SUBMIT!!!!

Ordinary people do not like this.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2020 07:11 PM (KZzsI)

146 Tyler Perry is an amateur

Posted by: Chuckles at June 26, 2020 07:11 PM (QMvEC)

147 Yikes, weather warning here. Golf ball sized hail headed to Dixon IL, watch out SW of here.
Let's hope it misses us.

Posted by: Farmer at June 26, 2020 07:11 PM (NdOIs)

148 Given the rampantly biased media, it would also not be above believing that the MSM would see to it that unwoke corps get no good coverage.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

149 Impossible as it may seem, it is better looking that that fat chick Gillette used in their ad that cost them billions in business
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 26, 2020 07:09 PM


You're kidding, right?

Posted by: Glitter at June 26, 2020 07:11 PM (DMUuz)

150 Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 26, 2020 07:07 PM (w6A0l)

Glad to hear it!!! Make sure you take time for you. When you get it.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 07:11 PM (NaPFG)

151 She's hot.

Posted by: Strokin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 26, 2020 07:11 PM (EgshT)

152 So, Muldoon - what's the code for that?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:11 PM (El6T/)

153 Before, and WAY before.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

154 Can only think its another company to woke to succeed

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2020 07:12 PM (6f16T)

155
It's neither woke nor brave, not even faux brave. This will sell product to the people they're trying to sell it to. Companies that big don't do anything without extensive market research and extenstive board room conversations. If they manage to destroy the country on the road to improving their profitability and increasing their stock value, that's capitalism!
Posted by: Caliban at June 26, 2020 07:06 PM (QE8X6)

---

Do you reaaly think this will increase their sales?

It will get them free media, and talk from the glitterati, maybe get this person on some TV Talk shows.

But, will it really sell any clothes?

It will earn the Corporation some woke points. It will keep the Gay Mafia Protesters away from their doors and their beach houses for a few Summer and Fall months,

But, will it sell any more CK Brand clothes?

Posted by: rd at June 26, 2020 07:12 PM (+0uDE)

156 I'll tell you this much, I don't ever want to hear bitching about "society's messages that women have to be attractive and thin" EVER AGAIN.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 26, 2020 07:12 PM (rWZ8Y)

157 Got to pack a lot into Pride week folks since BLM appropriated our other 3.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 26, 2020 07:12 PM (nFRLh)

158 152 So, Muldoon - what's the code for that?
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:11 PM (El6T/)


666.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 07:12 PM (YqDXo)

159 >>>Transgender queer lesbian? So a dude pretending to be a woman who likes women or a....never mind



She's a girl who is a guy who likes chicks but also guys. Duh, this isn't hard.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:12 PM (bkUtD)

160 And corps are also deathly afraid of Twitter and their mobs.

Not to say they aren't sympathetic, because I'm sure they are. They're college-educated elites.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

161 Given the rampantly biased media, it would also not
be above believing that the MSM would see to it that unwoke corps get no
good coverage.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

Absolutely. But more important is dropping new stuff every day from different corners - you can make the drips from a splash seem like a deluge. Classic propaganda.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 07:13 PM (NaPFG)

162 100
Okay Morons, choose...





Hillary.



This Thing.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:05 PM (bkUtD)

I choose to overturn the table, crawl into a corner and shiver and weep in terror.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 26, 2020 07:13 PM (ufFY8)

163 IMG, good to hear!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 26, 2020 07:13 PM (/+bwe)

164 Speaking of fat chicks, have any of you seen this gem yet?

https://ispot.tv/a/nyX4

We saw this last night, and made the decision not to buy Halo ice cream.

/also, above fat chick is a boner killer

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 26, 2020 07:13 PM (ZCiJZ)

165 Jay - LOL

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:13 PM (El6T/)

166 The DEM party can't cheat enough to overcome the anti-lunatic votes.


I think Trump's keeping a list and planning to run on 'Make America Sane Again.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

167 122 17 if you're a transgender queer lesbian
doesn't that mean you're just a guy twice removed?
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 26, 2020 06:54 PM (RKQ/v)

Yeah... isn't that like a double negative or something? Which if you write code, is a positive, so... and then...

Yes. I can remember a time when a person who was born with a penis and liked having sex with women was called a man. I can confirm that.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 26, 2020 07:13 PM (50gG9)

168 Most people are very quiet about it. Nobody wants to have their house burned down while the police sit on their asses and apologize to the mob for disturbing them
Posted by: CN at June 26, 2020 07:09 PM (ONvIw)

Yeah. I think so now. I must look the type because I can tell when people want to real talk with me about the BS. They always have their heads on a swivel though. The sample size is just too big at this point. I'm not an approachable guy and this happens almost every day recently. And not dudes in the gym or working class whites at the bar. Like professional men and women in the checkout line etc etc

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 26, 2020 07:13 PM (EwZlI)

169 Also, I want to go on record as saying that I don't understand fat trannies in particular. They have the will power to: (1) tuck and tape Senior PeePee or have him surgically removed, and (2) engage in all the extreme body mod techniques it takes to try and pass for the opposite sex (like hormones). But they lack the focus to eat low-carb. Yesteryear's trannies seemed more focused, more disciplined. They could have served in the military. Well, in the Navy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 07:13 PM (H5knJ)

170 Yeah PaleRider, I definitely remember the heroin chic. Not sure even heroin would help THAT. I'm not even going to call it an It's Pat (which is what I normally call anyone of indeterminate gender).,

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 26, 2020 07:14 PM (rWZ8Y)

171
It's not even funny any more.

Not there quite yet, but it seems eventually it is kill or be killed.

Or kneel and start sucking.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 26, 2020 07:14 PM (sy5kK)

172 I'm confused.

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at June 26, 2020 07:14 PM (v0R5T)

173 Duh, this isn't hard.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:12 PM


* looks at picture *

No. No, it's not.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2020 07:14 PM (DMUuz)

174 Director: Camera 3 how far back do you need to go to get her in the shot?

Camera Operator: Cleveland.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 26, 2020 07:14 PM (QMwOT)

175 These are my people. The endless parade of human debris.

Posted by: Strokin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 26, 2020 07:14 PM (EgshT)

176 I think I may have discovered my next move.

Posted by: Brett Favre at June 26, 2020 07:14 PM (Jj+59)

177 BurtTC-

Steve Bing is the the guy responsible for getting Vanity Fair to kill the Epstein expose. He was friends with Graydon ? Carter, the editor.
So yeah, neck deep in all of it.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 26, 2020 07:15 PM (AD3JT)

178 So lesbians aren't going to want this guy with impressive moobs, and that will pass him off.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 26, 2020 07:15 PM (nRWPy)

179 This reminds me of a song......


Aunt Jemima's pancakes
without her syrup
is like a tranny without his balls

There's only one thing worse
in this universe
that's no Aunt Jemima at all.

Uh bubba boo.

Posted by: JT at June 26, 2020 07:15 PM (arJlL)

180 We are all just being punked

Posted by: Erik L at June 26, 2020 07:15 PM (fMlmZ)

181 (just pulling this up from the last thread because - regarding Hordean political prognosticationizing and the current unpleasantness)

I don't think Trump would lose an election held this next Tuesday. Not even close. He'd pick up at least 2 states (NH, MN) and likely the one district in ME, and have a good shot at 3 more (NV, NM, VA - yes, VA). His margin would grow in the close states from '16.

D+7 registered voter polls (with, now, even pollsters publicly acknowledging they see/sense a growing "shy Tory/shy Trump-voter" effect) aren't real good cheat-sheets for how an election would go.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:15 PM (El6T/)

182 Xhe makes Stacey Abrams look almost hot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:15 PM (oVJmc)

183 Who cares. Haven't bought anything Calvin Klein in years and years and years.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2020 07:15 PM (gLRfa)

184 Come on Wyatt, you know there' are other options. Like death, for instance.

Posted by: fish...thelowercaseone at June 26, 2020 07:15 PM (fAZRN)

185 Okay Morons, choose...








Hillary.





This Thing.



Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:05 PM (bkUtD)


I choose death.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 26, 2020 07:15 PM (9Om/r)

186 Jabba the Hut with big titties eating ice cream and prancing about to the detriment of the 2x6's holding up the floor.

"I just have to look at food and the pounds go on."

Uh huh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

187 Fierce.. Don't forget Stunning, Brave AND Fierce!

Posted by: Blanco at June 26, 2020 07:16 PM (HltPS)

188
Steve Bing is the the guy responsible for getting Vanity Fair to kill the Epstein expose.


Oh, my.

Stephen Bing did not kill himself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:16 PM (oVJmc)

189 That Halo commercial is a joke right - I mean they don't have a billboard in the Village or anything.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 26, 2020 07:16 PM (nFRLh)

190 Shibumi says Calvin Klein does not make fat Tranny sized clothes.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 26, 2020 07:16 PM (ZCiJZ)

191 I'll mail you a pair of my used panties for $5.

Posted by: Jari Jones at June 26, 2020 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

192 I wonder if Obama's 'Operation Chokepoint' is
operating


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:10 PM (oVJmc)

I don't think you understand what is meant by that word.

Posted by: Reggie Love at June 26, 2020 07:16 PM (ufFY8)

193 On July 4th do we die or fight, win, then go to jail?

Future so bright gotta....

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 26, 2020 07:16 PM (pB6Gt)

194 The fashion industry is almost completely composed of LGBQTXYZ. They are in such a strong bubble that they can't imagine everyone doesn't want this.

Also, aspiration is for meanies. It's all about affirmation now--you're perfect just the way you are. Er, just the way you want to be after you cut some things off and eat a bunch of ice cream.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at June 26, 2020 07:16 PM (OX9vb)

195 Okay Morons, choose...

Hillary.
This Thing.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:05 PM


Okay. THIS is what the phrase "out of the box thinking" was originated for.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 26, 2020 07:16 PM (DMUuz)

196 Ah say son, Xhe has a bright future with Richard Petty Motorsports, too.

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 26, 2020 07:16 PM (Jj+59)

197 Calvin Klein, skinsuit.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at June 26, 2020 07:16 PM (uhPTO)

198 ''Xhe makes Stacey Abrams look almost hot.''

Mmmm...maybe

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2020 07:16 PM (gLRfa)

199 Ahh, it missed us. Went just south of us, may have hit the south side of town.
Best wishes for those in N IL, there's some nasty stuff out there.

Posted by: Farmer at June 26, 2020 07:16 PM (NdOIs)

200 >>>I choose to overturn the table, crawl into a corner and shiver and weep in terror.


Okay, Murder, Marry Kill...

Hillary
Pelosi
This Thing

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:16 PM (bkUtD)

201 I mean, I don't buy anything from Calvin Klein and never have wanted to but what exactly is this supposed to be accomplishing?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2020 07:17 PM (KZzsI)

202 That Halo commercial is a joke right - I mean they don't have a billboard in the Village or anything.


Nope. It's a real commercial. We saw it last night.

/on Roku, maybe during "Celebrity Apprentice"

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 26, 2020 07:17 PM (ZCiJZ)

203 156 I'll tell you this much, I don't ever want to hear bitching about "society's messages that women have to be attractive and thin" EVER AGAIN.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 26, 2020 07:12 PM (rWZ8Y)

Now it's all about celebrating obesity. Pretty soon we're going to be hearing "thin-shaming" instead of "fat-shaming."

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 07:17 PM (qrX0b)

204 I choose death.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 26, 2020 07:15 PM (9Om/r)

Oh come on...surely you must remember the scene in Seven Beauties where Giannini hit on the 400lb lady gestapo in order to stay alive?

Posted by: CN at June 26, 2020 07:17 PM (ONvIw)

205 Men thinking they can become women, women thinking they can become men. The obesity in this country is truly alarming. People of both sexes scribbling all over their bodies. Painful looking face hardware. Freakish hair coloring. It is as if the human race is on a self-destruct mission. What happened. Fluoride?

Posted by: washrivergal at June 26, 2020 07:17 PM (UAOfD)

206 WE have a wiener..i mean winner..lookie lookie...Chicken Dinner

Posted by: Chuckles at June 26, 2020 07:17 PM (QMvEC)

207 Those moobs are not stirring my pot, Jari.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2020 07:17 PM (v0R5T)

208 But, will it sell any more CK Brand clothes?
Posted by: rd at June 26, 2020 07:12 PM (+0uDE)

"Sell clothes" may not be the best way to describe this kind of marketing. It's not direct-reponse. This is branding. They want to have a certain image in the minds of certain pre-identified targeted customers. Like Nike and Kapernick (or whatever the hell his name is).

Posted by: Caliban at June 26, 2020 07:17 PM (QE8X6)

209 Hillary?
This Thing?

Hillary. With my back hand serve. She deserves it more.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 26, 2020 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

210 Why her weave look like nooses, boy? Why? Why xhe look like Michael Strahan's older brother?

Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at June 26, 2020 07:18 PM (Jj+59)

211 BurtTC-

Steve Bing is the the guy responsible for getting Vanity Fair to kill the Epstein expose. He was friends with Graydon ? Carter, the editor.
So yeah, neck deep in all of it.
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 26, 2020 07:15 PM (AD3JT)


Way back in the day, Graydon Carter was EIC (I believe) of Spy magazine.

For those familiar, Spy was basically a scorched earth satire, shock and awe mag, that took on all comers in the New York scene, late 80s/early 90s.

Given the time frame, guess who their Number One target was at the time?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 07:18 PM (hku12)

212 >>>Hillary. With my back hand serve. She deserves it more.



LOL, I love this place.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:18 PM (bkUtD)

213 201 I mean, I don't buy anything from Calvin Klein and never have wanted to but what exactly is this supposed to be accomplishing?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 26, 2020 07:17 PM (KZzsI)

I would guess it's all about PC, but I had no idea that CK did plus sizes. They must have hit hard times.

Posted by: CN at June 26, 2020 07:18 PM (ONvIw)

214 There are two types of trannys per Sailer

1) gay dudes who like straight dudes so much they get a sex change.

2) auto-gynophiles. Who are middle age high test successful competitive dudes who realized they can't continue to win without becoming women. The next level of competition. They see their female version as superior. They're in love with the female version of themselves. And spend a lot of time masturbating iin the mirror.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 26, 2020 07:18 PM (EwZlI)

215 So a transgender queer lesbian is just a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 07:19 PM (NWiLs)

216 Most people are very quiet about it. Nobody wants to have their house burned down while the police sit on their asses and apologize to the mob for disturbing them
Posted by: CN at June 26, 2020 07:09 PM (ONvIw)


And a telephone pollster? You don't think they're noting down whom you prefer?

At best, just to sell the lists to the two parties. At worst, so someone can pay you a visit some night.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

Posted by: Chuckles at June 26, 2020 07:19 PM (QMvEC)

218 All of y'all living in the American part of America, like IL, who can't fathom how a sane Moron could survive in CA, gotta say, "golf ball size hail" is beyond comprehension. I mean, way beyond just violent weather of any kind, which is pretty much inconceivable here. Yowzah.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:19 PM (El6T/)

219
Posted by: Jordan61


Well played ... ** vomits **

That said, I have a large female cousin who is all about posing "cutely" for photos by facing forward but then doing a partial turn to one side or another and bending her leg that is then closer to the camera slightly to be standing almost tiptoe.

Other women in my life tell me that pose is supposed to be "slimming". Me, I think, "Rump parliament ... really, really big rump parliament."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 26, 2020 07:19 PM (pNxlR)

220 Fuck it. I'm just going to say it. As much as I despise our current batch of congress critters, I worry more about what the next batch will do.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at June 26, 2020 07:19 PM (H+eJ8)

221 So, Muldoon - what's the code for that?
Posted by: rhomboid


************

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code I89.0
Elephantiasis

Posted by: Muldoon at June 26, 2020 07:19 PM (Fc5rx)

222 I choose death.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 26, 2020 07:15 PM (9Om/r)
.........

Death was not one of the choices. Choose again.

Posted by: the Grim Reaper at June 26, 2020 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

223 And a telephone pollster? You don't think they're noting down whom you prefer?

At best, just to sell the lists to the two parties. At worst, so someone can pay you a visit some night.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

I don't answer the phone for such stuff, or much of anything since I retired.

Posted by: CN at June 26, 2020 07:20 PM (ONvIw)

224 219
Posted by: Jordan61

Well played ... ** vomits **

That said, I have a large female cousin who is all about posing "cutely" for photos by facing forward but then doing a partial turn to one side or another and bending her leg that is then closer to the camera slightly to be standing almost tiptoe.

Other women in my life tell me that pose is supposed to be "slimming". Me, I think, "Rump parliament ... really, really big rump parliament."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 26, 2020 07:19 PM (pNxlR)

You know what else is slimming? Not being a fatass.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 07:20 PM (NWiLs)

225 Has it had the operation I wonder. Maybe just the hormones? Maybe that's why the bib to it's bib shorts is down. Hiding that telltale bulge.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2020 07:20 PM (gLRfa)

226 Murder , marry , kill , um Wyatt I don't think you get two "finish it" choices - or maybe that's three in this case.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 26, 2020 07:20 PM (nFRLh)

227 Director: Camera 3 how far back do you need to go to get her in the shot?



Camera Operator: Cleveland.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at June 26, 2020 07:14 PM (QMwOT)

Director: ...but...but..we're in Milan

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 26, 2020 07:20 PM (9Om/r)

228 >>>"Rump parliament ... really, really big rump parliament."


Someone get her a powdered wig.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:20 PM (bkUtD)

229 They said that if we voted for Trump, gays would be hunted down like animals. They didn't say that it would be by hyper-advanced metasexuals from the future, for being insufficiently intersectional.

There's some poor bastard out there being struggle-sessioned because he just likes dick from this dimension.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 07:20 PM (t+qrx)

230 Okay Morons, choose...



Hillary.

This Thing.
-------------------------

Caitlyn Jenner. At least we could have a beer afterwards and talk Trump.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 07:21 PM (NaPFG)

231 2) auto-gynophiles. Who are middle age high test successful competitive dudes who realized they can't continue to win without becoming women. The next level of competition. They see their female version as superior. They're in love with the female version of themselves. And spend a lot of time masturbating iin the mirror.
Posted by: Thesokorus at June 26, 2020 07:18 PM (EwZlI)

I don't know about that. The ultimate challenge is to win as a white male. There are no government programs to help you, no support network, nothing. That is playing on ultra nightmare level.

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 26, 2020 07:21 PM (50gG9)

232 I want to know what the Hodge twins have to say about he/she.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2020 07:21 PM (gLRfa)

233 Caliban, are you in marketing? Your analysis rings very true, appreciate it. In a society so fabulously wealthy (by historical standards of this planet and human species) and so fabulously narcissistic and unserious in large demos of its populace, it all makes sense.

In it's own pathetic, insane, way, I mean.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:21 PM (El6T/)

234 Given the time frame, guess who their Number One target was at the time?

PDJT

Posted by: Dave C at June 26, 2020 07:21 PM (kyZdb)

235 Jerry Jones, can I count on your vote in November? By the way, I adore the Cowboys. That Gary Hogeboom is really something.

Posted by: Strokin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 26, 2020 07:21 PM (EgshT)

236 Golfball-sized hail? Had that three times here in my neck of the woods.

Needless to say, a sizeable part of the cost of my homeowner's policy goes towards new roofs...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 26, 2020 07:21 PM (ZSK0i)

237 >>>Murder , marry , kill , um Wyatt I don't think you get two "finish it" choices - or maybe that's three in this case.


I mean, it's possible Pelosi is the best choice in that group. The mind vomits.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:21 PM (bkUtD)

238 Fuck it. I'm just going to say it. As much as I despise our current batch of congress critters, I worry more about what the next batch will do.
Posted by: TwentytwoLR

they should be very afraid of us

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 26, 2020 07:21 PM (pB6Gt)

239 And a telephone pollster? You don't think they're noting down whom you prefer?

At best, just to sell the lists to the two parties. At worst, so someone can pay you a visit some night.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

My late MIL, a life long dem who voted for Rudy, pretended she'd be turning out for Dinkins when the doorbell rang. When asked about this she said "Do you think I'm stupid. They know where I live"

Posted by: CN at June 26, 2020 07:21 PM (ONvIw)

240 195 Okay Morons, choose...



Hillary.

This Thing.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:05 PM


I'd say hello to Epstein first.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:22 PM (oVJmc)

241 Okay Morons, choose...

Hillary.
This Thing.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:05 PM
........

"Hillary." - a manatee

"Jari Jones." - Bubba Wallace

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2020 07:22 PM (v0R5T)

242 Muldoon, gracias.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:22 PM (El6T/)

243 Now it's all about celebrating obesity. Pretty soon we're going to be hearing "thin-shaming" instead of "fat-shaming."
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 07:17 PM (qrX0b)

That's been around for a while. Any reminder that size 0 exists is inevitably met with comments about "REAL women".

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 26, 2020 07:22 PM (rWZ8Y)

244 ugly to the bone

Posted by: azalea city at June 26, 2020 07:22 PM (WX+x0)

245 >>> And spend a lot of time masturbating iin the mirror.

I'd fuck me. So. Hard.

Posted by: Jame Gumm at June 26, 2020 07:23 PM (FgJKq)

246 Nadler, never forget:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7srxrgn

scroll down one notch

Posted by: Braenyard at June 26, 2020 07:23 PM (nuOac)

247 If corporations keep trying to one up themselves to keep up with the times. We will soon have this person raping a tied up white man who is singing "Imagine" while getting his colon perforated. So we can sell baby monitors

Posted by: Chuckles at June 26, 2020 07:23 PM (QMvEC)

248 190 Shibumi says Calvin Klein does not make fat Tranny sized clothes.
_________________

Yeah, they don't even make plus-sizes, do they? All I can remember about them from the '80's is that they catered to small-sized teen girls.

Does CK even manufacture a piece of clothing big enough to fit this fat guy?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 26, 2020 07:23 PM (k4dH2)

249 All of y'all living in the American part of America, like IL, who can't fathom how a sane Moron could survive in CA, gotta say, "golf ball size hail" is beyond comprehension. I mean, way beyond just violent weather of any kind, which is pretty much inconceivable here. Yowzah.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:19 PM (El6T/)


Yep. And it's not like there's much difference politically between IL and CA, so it comes down to the weather.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 07:23 PM (YqDXo)

250 @231

They don't want a challenge. They want to win. Like taking roids to get to the big leagues.

They are profoundly mentally ill and have huge rage issues but they're usually high IQ and successful and competitive.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 26, 2020 07:23 PM (EwZlI)

251
It will eventually kill itself. We will be blamed for not applauding it every day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2020 07:23 PM (mht8P)

252 How sad such a great brand deteriorated into ...a freak show.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 07:23 PM (AV9yQ)

253 I'm not seeing how this will help sell Calvin Klein products.
Now that Argentinian financial reporter could lie to me.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 26, 2020 07:24 PM (Uu+Jp)

254 Bill Blass was in the special camouflage/deception unit of the Army in WWII. The ones behind the FUSAG (First US Army Group - the fictional hordes lead by Patton, in the UK, who were part of the deception to convince the krauts that Calais would be the main invasion site).

I think he passed away long before this kind of current marketing existed.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:24 PM (El6T/)

255 That's been around for a while. Any reminder that size 0 exists is inevitably met with comments about "REAL women".
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 26, 2020 07:22 PM (rWZ8Y)

Being 5'3" and 225 pounds isn't beautiful or healthy.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 26, 2020 07:24 PM (NWiLs)

256 Given the time frame, guess who their Number One target was at the time?
------------------
PDJT
Posted by: Dave C at June 26, 2020 07:21 PM (kyZdb)

Practically all the parodic cliches about Trump's persona come from Spy magazine.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 07:24 PM (hku12)

257 Jerry seems to have put on a little weight. Oh, well.

Posted by: Strokin' Uncle Joe Biden at June 26, 2020 07:25 PM (EgshT)

258 >>>I think he passed away long before this kind of current marketing existed.



Not enough camo on Earth to cover that person up.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:25 PM (bkUtD)

259 Does CK even manufacture a piece of clothing big enough to fit this fat guy?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 26, 2020 07:23 PM (k4dH2)

They might do men's underwear, but I can't imagine him in women's unless he looks absolutely poured in like a sausage

Posted by: CN at June 26, 2020 07:25 PM (ONvIw)

260 ''How sad such a great brand deteriorated into ...a freak show.'

From the lovely Brooke Shields to It.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2020 07:25 PM (gLRfa)

261
Gay clothing designers loved the emaciated junky look and now they love the fat black male cross-cross dresser look.

The degeneracy is consistent if nothing else.

Posted by: 13times at June 26, 2020 07:25 PM (K3B2k)

262 Size 0 is BS

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 07:25 PM (AV9yQ)

263 Sometimes I think that ombaba held a black mass and consecrated the country to satan before he left office

Posted by: The Joker at June 26, 2020 07:25 PM (Izzlo)

264 251


It will eventually kill itself. We will be blamed for not applauding it every day.


And also racism.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:26 PM (oVJmc)

265 They might do men's underwear, but I can't imagine him in women's unless he looks absolutely poured in like a sausage
Posted by: CN at June 26, 2020 07:25 PM (ONvIw)


Gross, you said "sausage".

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 26, 2020 07:26 PM (AiZBA)

266 That's been around for a while. Any reminder that size 0 exists is inevitably met with comments about "REAL women".
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 26, 2020 07:22 PM (rWZ8Y)

Ugh. Some women are naturally very thin, it's not their fault. My next door neighbor, for one (who my husband calls The Twig. Not to her face of course).

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 07:26 PM (qrX0b)

267 201 has to just to signal their with the struggle

Posted by: Skip at June 26, 2020 07:26 PM (6f16T)

268
Stolen from Crowder - "Its blood type is 'pudding'"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 26, 2020 07:26 PM (pNxlR)

269 From the lovely Brooke Shields to It.
Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2020 07:25 PM (gLRfa)

True

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 07:26 PM (AV9yQ)

270 Does CK even manufacture a piece of clothing big enough to fit this fat guy?


They claim online to have plus sized dresses, but I have never seen them. Everything else is an XL. [shibumi, at B.C.s computer]

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 26, 2020 07:26 PM (ZCiJZ)

271 It's a fourfer: obese, black, trans, les.

It's like this creature actually set out to check all the boxes. What's left? Disabled?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 07:26 PM (H5knJ)

272 Uh, we're gonna need the Sikorsky for this one.

Posted by: PabloD, booking agent for Aero Pinochet at June 26, 2020 07:26 PM (r/iuN)

273
Gay clothing designers loved the emaciated junky look

They wanted their models to look like the young boys they wanted to molest.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 26, 2020 07:27 PM (mht8P)

274 (Peeks in)

Nah, I'm out.

(Goes back to watching golf)

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 26, 2020 07:27 PM (crynf)

275 Calvin has a plus sized line. I've seen it in the dept. stores.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2020 07:27 PM (gLRfa)

276 248-
I'm not sure about today, but for years CK didn't go above a C-cup in bras. He is not a fan of big in any form, which makes this all the more interesting.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 26, 2020 07:27 PM (AD3JT)

277 233 Caliban, are you in marketing? Your analysis rings very true, appreciate it. In a society so fabulously wealthy (by historical standards of this planet and human species) and so fabulously narcissistic and unserious in large demos of its populace, it all makes sense.

In it's own pathetic, insane, way, I mean.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:21 PM (El6T/)

Isn't this move to the wokeness an anti-economic move? Has any company benefitted? Is there any economic case to be made that they will benefit in the future?

To me, it's just the tyranny of HR. And the desire to debase and isolate the worker so much they can't organize.

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 26, 2020 07:27 PM (EwZlI)

278 >>>Uh, we're gonna need the Sikorsky for this one.



Russian Hind. Thing they can carry more tonnage and are well armed in case it squirms.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:28 PM (bkUtD)

279 164 Speaking of fat chicks, have any of you seen this gem yet?

https://ispot.tv/a/nyX4

We saw this last night, and made the decision not to buy Halo ice cream.

/also, above fat chick is a boner killer
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 26, 2020 07:13 PM (ZCiJZ)

And yet nobody wants to admit that the obese young female in the commercial will most likely never make it to the ripe old age of the skinny elderly lady in the same commercial...at the young chick will also most likely be laden with illnesses, which could have been prevented by dropping her excess weight.

Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 26, 2020 07:28 PM (8/7u2)

280 271 It's a fourfer: obese, black, trans, les.

It's like this creature actually set out to check all the boxes. What's left? Disabled?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 07:26 PM (H5knJ)


Vice Presidential candidate, that's what's left.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 07:28 PM (YqDXo)

281 Calvin sold it many years ago. Down hill from there.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 07:28 PM (AV9yQ)

282 Speaking of fat chicks, have any of you seen this gem yet?

https://ispot.tv/a/nyX4

***

That is BEYOND gross! The big girls I know are modest. Then again, the big girls I know are lifting weights, walking circuits, and on diets. They would not be jumping around in a bikini, eating ice cream.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 26, 2020 07:28 PM (/+bwe)

283 Shibumi says Calvin Klein does not make fat Tranny sized clothes.
_________________

Yeah, they don't even make plus-sizes, do they? All I can remember about them from the '80's is that they catered to small-sized teen girls.

Does CK even manufacture a piece of clothing big enough to fit this fat guy?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 26, 2020 07:23 PM (k4dH2)


Back when I was younger (and in better shape) I liked some of CK's men's styles, and tried to make them work.

There was always something off about the fit. Not enough here, too much there... it became clear I wasn't the target consumer, but I can't for the life of me figure how who was supposed to fit that stuff. Weird. No other brand ever caused me that kind of trouble.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 07:29 PM (hku12)

284 And yet nobody wants to admit that the obese young female in the commercial will most likely never make it to the ripe old age of the skinny elderly lady in the same commercial...at the young chick will also most likely be laden with illnesses, which could have been prevented by dropping her excess weight.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at June 26, 2020 07:28 PM (8/7u2)


I'm not so sure the joists are going to make to ripe old age.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

285 grotesque disgusting ugly insane

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 07:29 PM (iTXRQ)

286 I don't have the Boolean math to figure out what hoo hoo this person has or what hoo hoo this person wants to share it with....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 26, 2020 07:29 PM (PiwSw)

287 Years back, the Vietnamese gf would often shop in the children's section for clothes (and at REI - saved a lot of money for some outdoor gear). She was, well, in a state of permanent shock at the "heft" of American women, in general, but also the sizing of clothes of course.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:29 PM (El6T/)

288 The Cindy Crawford Workout is still viewable (and do-able) on PooTube. My girlfriend at that time did that routine. She was a lifeguard, and was in great shape. Ahhh... the good old days.

Posted by: Cindy was HOT, that Jari thing is NOT at June 26, 2020 07:29 PM (MJMvN)

289 ''Calvin sold it many years ago. Down hill from there.'

Remember the episode of "Seinfeld" when Kramer relied out to be a Calvin underwear model? LOL

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2020 07:30 PM (gLRfa)

290 Asians Women are built...differently shall we say.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 07:30 PM (AV9yQ)

291 Stacey Abrams before the surgery.

Posted by: Tentotwo at June 26, 2020 07:30 PM (yhf6w)

292 I'm not sure about today, but for years CK didn't go above a C-cup in bras. He is not a fan of big in any form, which makes this all the more interesting.
______________

Yep, there was another designer, Donna Karan?, who wouldn't make her clothes in any size bigger than 14 or something, because she didn't like fat chicks wearing her designs. Which was ironic, because she was hardly slim herself.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 26, 2020 07:30 PM (k4dH2)

293 That's a dude Calvin. He's got a twig and berries. Women are not going to flock to your brand because you are mocking their experiences as women by having a dude be your "female" model.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 26, 2020 07:30 PM (nAiE/)

294 At least the trolls will be feverishly punching their puds to this freako and won't have time to dump their shit around here for a while.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:30 PM (oVJmc)

295 transgender queer lesbian???

hmmm... T*Q/L carry the one = ....??? Does that mean she's straight? Or he's straight???....awwwwww FUCK IT!!!1

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 26, 2020 07:31 PM (h1jJh)

296 It's good to see Nigel Tufnel amps hitting the mainstream...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 26, 2020 07:31 PM (PiwSw)

297 >>>Remember the episode of "Seinfeld" when Kramer relied out to be a Calvin underwear model? LOL


"His buttocks are sublime."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:31 PM (bkUtD)

298 plus size, transgender queer lesbian

My question is, why do we need to know ANY of this?

The "plus-size" we can gather just by looking. But why do we need to know what body parts this person was born with? Everyone can wear whatever they damn well please, in case anyone is behind the times and hasn't noticed that yet. And why do we need to know what type of person this model is attracted to? It's not like we are in this model's dating pool.

This is virtue signalling in the highest form. This model may well be "the face" of the campaign, but the body is incompatible with 100% of CK clothing.

This link: https://www.calvinklein.us/en/mycalvins
opens directly on their underwear page, but click around anywhere on the site and you'll not see a single body that looks like that model's.

Posted by: quietI at June 26, 2020 07:31 PM (T0lUe)

299 What ever happened to that little fat ass Honey Boo Boo?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 26, 2020 07:31 PM (eKTVr)

300 That spray of sparkling wine look like a noose.

Posted by: bubba at June 26, 2020 07:31 PM (BRkq2)

301 That is BEYOND gross! The big girls I know are modest. Then again, the big girls I know are lifting weights, walking circuits, and on diets. They would not be jumping around in a bikini, eating ice cream.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 26, 2020 07:28 PM (/+bwe)

But at least it's a woman, no 5 o'clock shadow or dick hanging out

Posted by: CN at June 26, 2020 07:31 PM (ONvIw)

302 I bet she smells like ass.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2020 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

303 Yes, wear Calving Klein's and you to can look like an ugly black fat Tranny.

I don't get where they are going.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2020 07:31 PM (NgKpN)

304 >>>What ever happened to that little fat ass Honey Boo Boo?



Turned purple and the directors rolled her ass out of the building.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:32 PM (bkUtD)

305 ''Yeah, they don't even make plus-sizes, do they? All I can remember about them from the '80's is that they catered to small-sized teen girls. ''

Yes they do. So does Lauren and a good many other top line designers. I think they finally got the message that big girls spend money too.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2020 07:32 PM (gLRfa)

306 "Lets be clear here: The states are responsible for policing their streets. The governors, the mayors are responsible for ensuring that our streets are safe, that the American people are protected. "

I love her. If she were my daughter (or grand daughter) I would be so proud of her.

Thank you, POTUS, for hiring her.

Posted by: Flyover at June 26, 2020 07:32 PM (Rbu5d)

307 262 runner, size 0 is fine if you're 5 feet nothing and in good shape. I've got a daughter like that. She looks great.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at June 26, 2020 07:32 PM (OX9vb)

308 I also gotta say being a "transgender lesbian" just seems like a scam for ugly guys to get chicks that they couldn't get when they were dressed as men.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 26, 2020 07:32 PM (nAiE/)

309 Does CK make a bra for the tits on his back?

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2020 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

310 today's popular culture is an open sewer

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 07:32 PM (iTXRQ)

311 Remember the episode of "Seinfeld" when Kramer relied out to be a Calvin underwear model? LOL
Posted by: Tuna at Jun

Kinda...

for a while the underwear line had the best looking people, Too models...spoof was great. Just like the cologne episode, beach or something ...

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 07:33 PM (AV9yQ)

312 What ever happened to that little fat ass Honey Boo Boo?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 26, 2020 07:31 PM (eKTVr)

Snack.

BUUUUUUUURP!

Posted by: Jari at June 26, 2020 07:33 PM (Izzlo)

313 There was always something off about the fit. Not enough here, too much there... it became clear I wasn't the target consumer, but I can't for the life of me figure how who was supposed to fit that stuff. Weird. No other brand ever caused me that kind of trouble.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 26, 2020 07:29 PM (hku12)


I had some dress shirts made to mail order in Asia (HK, IIRC). The neck and arm length were fine, but I could rip out the backs of them by shrugging. And I'm not real bulky.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 07:33 PM (YqDXo)

314 But at least it's a woman, no 5 o'clock shadow or dick hanging out

*ahem*

Posted by: Mooch at June 26, 2020 07:33 PM (EgshT)

315 294 At least the trolls will be feverishly punching their puds to this freako and won't have time to dump their shit around here for a while.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:30 PM (oVJmc)

LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 26, 2020 07:33 PM (qrX0b)

316 That is BEYOND gross! The big girls I know are
modest. Then again, the big girls I know are lifting weights, walking
circuits, and on diets. They would not be jumping around in a bikini,
eating ice cream.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 26, 2020 07:28 PM (/+bwe)



But at least it's a woman, no 5 o'clock shadow or dick hanging out

Posted by: CN at June 26, 2020 07:31 PM (ONvIw)

That's a dude not a chick.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 26, 2020 07:33 PM (nAiE/)

317 Also advertising is close to a monopoly. Only a few companies and ownership is super left.

Even some super lib friends mention all the white woman and black dude couples. "Why don't they do that with other races? It's weird." Yeah "weird".

Posted by: Thesokorus at June 26, 2020 07:33 PM (EwZlI)

318 Bill Kristol...
( )...Not Interested
( )...Interested
(X)...Very Interested

Posted by: Tentotwo at June 26, 2020 07:33 PM (yhf6w)

319
Meanwhile, as the "infection rate" goes UP! SCARY AND WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!', the actual death rate from Covad goes down and down and down. Especially for kids, and adults of working age. We as a country know who does and does not get sick or die from the Wuhan Flu.


And most of those deaths are still people over 75 with terrible, chronic health conditions.

but WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 26, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)

320 Yes, wear Calving Klein's and you to can look like an ugly black fat Tranny.



I don't get where they are going.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2020 07:31 PM (NgKpN)

Hopefully to hell, non stop flight.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 26, 2020 07:33 PM (9Om/r)

321 Surely ace is not going to send us off for the weekend with this, this ..... well, this.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:34 PM (El6T/)

322 The Cindy Crawford Workout is still viewable (and
do-able) on PooTube. My girlfriend at that time did that routine. She
was a lifeguard, and was in great shape. Ahhh... the good old days.


Posted by: Cindy was HOT, that Jari thing is NOT at June 26, 2020 07:29 PM (MJMvN)

"Sheena Easton 7 Minute Stomach". I expect some of you will thank me later.

Posted by: ... at June 26, 2020 07:34 PM (NaPFG)

323 That's a dude not a chick.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 26, 2020 07:33 PM (nAiE/)

I meant the one with the ice cream in the video, not the spokes tranny

Posted by: CN at June 26, 2020 07:34 PM (ONvIw)

324 LCD - and even TX and AZ cannot think or resist the panic button.

Sad!!

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:35 PM (El6T/)

325 >What ever happened to that little fat ass Honey Boo Boo?


I think they got a heavy lift ship to return her to the open ocean

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 07:35 PM (iTXRQ)

326 321 Surely ace is not going to send us off for the weekend with this, this ..... well, this.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:34 PM (El6T/)


Shhh. He could reprise Yoko's greatest hits.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 07:35 PM (YqDXo)

327 Eh, we get funnel clouds and jawbreaker sized hail here in NorCal. Tornadoes spawn at the weather conversion zone at the lower end of the feather river canyon. Nearly every year one touches down and rips a roof off homes near Oroville. That same convergence zone spawned the windstorm-fire that burned Paradise to the ground

Posted by: 13times at June 26, 2020 07:35 PM (K3B2k)

328 I see nothing wrong with this commercial.

Posted by: Johnny Depp: Sauvage at June 26, 2020 07:35 PM (WEBkv)

329 runner, size 0 is fine if you're 5 feet nothing and in good shape. I've got a daughter like that. She looks great.
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! a

5 feet ?!! Ok , i was thinking average height.

Posted by: runner at June 26, 2020 07:35 PM (AV9yQ)

330 Does CK make a bra for the tits on his back?


Errr, how do you size backfat?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 26, 2020 07:35 PM (ZSK0i)

331 Yes, wear Calving Klein's and you to can look like an ugly black fat Tranny.

I don't get where they are going.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 26, 2020 07:31 PM (NgKpN)
.......

Bankrupt?

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2020 07:35 PM (v0R5T)

332 What are the odds that Jari finds panties tied into a noose when CK sales crater?

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at June 26, 2020 07:36 PM (lRrON)

333 Why must y'all make such a big deal out of sex?

Posted by: Neil Gorsuch at June 26, 2020 07:36 PM (sWM8x)

334 That's a dude not a chick.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 26, 2020 07:33 PM (nAiE/)



I meant the one with the ice cream in the video, not the spokes tranny

Posted by: CN at June 26, 2020 07:34 PM (ONvIw)

Ahhh.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 26, 2020 07:36 PM (nAiE/)

335
Shhh. He could reprise Yoko's greatest hits.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 07:35 PM (YqDXo)
--------

It would be a small step up for mankind.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 26, 2020 07:36 PM (WEBkv)

336 >"Sheena Easton 7 Minute Stomach". I expect some of you will thank me later.


Posted by: ... at June 26


I like her, she seems smart

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 07:37 PM (iTXRQ)

337

They saw this coming in 1985

https://youtu.be/FpypTXccG2I

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 07:37 PM (aKsyK)

338 Posted by: Johnny Depp: Sauvage at June 26, 2020 07:35 PM (WEBkv)
......

Now THAT'S funny.

Posted by: wth at June 26, 2020 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

339 would not hit

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 07:37 PM (Qf83p)

340 My question is, why do we need to know ANY of this?

The "plus-size" we can gather just by looking. But why do we need to know what body parts this person was born with? Everyone can wear whatever they damn well please, in case anyone is behind the times and hasn't noticed that yet. And why do we need to know what type of person this model is attracted to? It's not like we are in this model's dating pool.
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They're doing it for the same reason they had a very young Brooke Shields in a provocative pose in a pair of jeans that were two sizes to small for her back in the '80's. They're trying to be controversial, so they'll get people to talk about the ads, so they'll think and talk about the products in the ads.

Unfortunately for CK, all most women are likely to say about this ad is "that's not what I want."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 26, 2020 07:37 PM (k4dH2)

341 Yep. And it's not like there's much difference politically between IL and CA, so it comes down to the weather.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 07:23

Well, at least we don't get big earthquakes. At least until the New Madrid Fault wakes up. The big one in 1811 they say rang bells in Boston.

Posted by: Farmer at June 26, 2020 07:38 PM (NdOIs)

342 Mister we could use a man like Sam Kineson again

Posted by: The Joker at June 26, 2020 07:38 PM (Izzlo)

343
What are the odds that Jari finds panties tied into a noose when CK sales crater?

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at June 26, 2020 07:36 PM (lRrON)

==
Somewhere between 99.9-100.1%.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 26, 2020 07:39 PM (pw+jk)

344 They saw this coming in 1985

https://youtu.be/FpypTXccG2I
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



Quite possibly the best commercial ever.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 07:39 PM (Qf83p)

345 ''328 I see nothing wrong with this commercial.
Posted by: Johnny Depp: Sauvage''

Johnny you look like you haven't bathed for a while in those commercials and ads. Was that on purpose?

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2020 07:39 PM (gLRfa)

346
Uh, we're gonna need the Sikorsky for this one.



Russian Hind. Thing they can carry more tonnage and are well armed in case it squirms.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 26, 2020 07:28 PM (bkUtD)






Mi-8 Hip

Higher lift capacity than the Hind (almost twice as much), plus the appropriate NATO reporting name. Also, it's not as sexay as the Hind.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 26, 2020 07:39 PM (EGyGV)

347 13times, thanks - but then again, parts of NorCal qualify as America, kind of like inland sections of SoCal.

And did that dam in Oroville get fixed?

Oroville - home of RCBS, good reloading equipment company. Definitely America.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:39 PM (El6T/)

348 >>Surely ace is not going to send us off for the weekend with this, this ..... well, this.

I'm hoping he decides to mention that both Obama and Biden weren't just aware of the illegal investigations of Trump and his campaign, they were running at least some of them and we now have proof.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 26, 2020 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)

349 You love this new hero.

OBEY

Posted by: they live at June 26, 2020 07:40 PM (/a1Xc)

350 It's a fourfer: obese, black, trans, les.

It's like this creature actually set out to check all the boxes. What's left? Disabled?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 07:26 PM (H5knJ)


Jari is a Dwarvish name...

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 07:40 PM (t+qrx)

351 Shhh. He could reprise Yoko's greatest hits.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 07:35 PM


Why do you say that like it's a Bad Thing?

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Coven at June 26, 2020 07:40 PM (DMUuz)

352 >Unfortunately for CK, all most women are likely to say about this ad is "that's not what I want."

and it seems to me, CK is saying a big FU to its customers
'this is what we think of you'

Posted by: DB- just DB at June 26, 2020 07:40 PM (iTXRQ)

353 What are the odds that Jari finds panties tied into a noose when CK sales crater?

Posted by: Botched_Lobotomy at June 26, 2020 07:36 PM (lRrON)


We'll know that's coming when someone is missing a parachute.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 26, 2020 07:41 PM (YqDXo)

354 Runner, I'm 5 feet tall and naturally thin also. I don't wear a 0 anymore post-children though. I did lose the baby weight, but I swear my pelvis actually got wider. So now most of my skirts and dresses are size 2. I can still get into my 25" waist "booty cut" jeans, but it takes a lot of wriggling! (And not having eaten all the M&Ms because I'm WFH ten feet away from my pantry...I wouldn't want to try to get into those jeans today.)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 26, 2020 07:41 PM (rWZ8Y)

355 324
LCD - and even TX and AZ cannot think or resist the panic button.



Sad!!

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:35 PM (El6T/)

Our AZ Governor is a weakling who can't do 2nd grade math. The mayors are commies, and hospitals are lying. Knee surgery? well we test everyone for covid and you got it so you're now a covid patient.
they also juice the number of beds that are actually filled. So OMG, we are running out of beds! And Ducey is a weak asshoe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2020 07:41 PM (+EL0E)

356 Johnny you look like you haven't bathed for a while in those commercials and ads. Was that on purpose?
Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2020 07:39 PM (gLRfa)
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Hey, I was living with a woman who thought it was funny to take a dump in my bed.

You'd be a little leery of turning your back on her too!

Posted by: Johnny Depp: Sauvage at June 26, 2020 07:41 PM (WEBkv)

357 352 >Unfortunately for CK, all most women are likely to say about this ad is "that's not what I want."

and it seems to me, CK is saying a big FU to its customers


'this is what we think of you'

==========

pretty much, homocorp hates you.

Posted by: guest myspace user at June 26, 2020 07:41 PM (rnk6i)

358 no 5 o'clock shadow or dick hanging out
Posted by: CN at June 26, 2020 07:31 PM (ONvIw)

Not very brave. Cancel the art director.

Posted by: what at June 26, 2020 07:42 PM (BRkq2)

359 I really hope America decides there are four lights after all.

Posted by: eleven at June 26, 2020 07:42 PM (Qf83p)

360 It's a fourfer: obese, black, trans, les.



It's like this creature actually set out to check all the boxes. What's left? Disabled?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 26, 2020 07:26 PM (H5knJ)



Jari is a Dwarvish name...

Posted by: hogmartin at June 26, 2020 07:40 PM (t+qrx)

Trans les works like a double negative... like this dude is saying I am not not a straight man.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 26, 2020 07:43 PM (nAiE/)

361 Oroville - home of RCBS, good reloading equipment company. Definitely America.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:39 PM (El6T/)
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Yep, the Central Valley is definitely America.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 26, 2020 07:43 PM (WEBkv)

362 305 ''Yeah, they don't even make plus-sizes, do they? All I can remember about them from the '80's is that they catered to small-sized teen girls. ''

Yes they do. So does Lauren and a good many other top line designers. I think they finally got the message that big girls spend money too.
Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2020 07:32 PM

I used to be a big J Jill fan- bought lots of really cute figure-flattering clothes. But over the last few years, all of their clothes look like oversize bags. I've mentioned it several times to the sales ladies in the stores. They never say it but I think their target clientele has "changed".

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 26, 2020 07:43 PM (qe5CM)

363
and it seems to me, CK is saying a big FU to its customers


NooseCAR
NFL
GOP


It seems to be going on a lot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:44 PM (oVJmc)

364 Ducey seems like a total disaster, Cannibal Bob. I torment a few gun-friends who fled to AZ from SoCal about it.

My favorite was the attempt to ignore the law and voters' will to give subsidies to illegals' tuition. Jeebus.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:44 PM (El6T/)

365 I'm more of a Talbots and Lands End type of gal so Calvin won't be losing my business but ...I deleted the rest of it because might be considered racist. One has to be careful these days.

Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2020 07:44 PM (gLRfa)

366 And remember: The ad agency they pay for this shit makes a helluva lot more money than you do.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 26, 2020 07:44 PM (sWM8x)

367 They saw this coming in 1985



https://youtu.be/FpypTXccG2I

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



Back when we made fun of commies instead of wanting to be them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 07:45 PM (j8xH/)

368 Divine died way too soon. That bastard could be Ms. Effing America in 2020.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:45 PM (oVJmc)

369 I deleted the rest of it because might be considered racist. One has to be careful these days.
Posted by: Tuna at June 26, 2020 07:44 PM (gLRfa)
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Too late.

You're on notice.

Posted by: racist thought police at June 26, 2020 07:46 PM (WEBkv)

370 Makes you wonder if these companies are hedging their bets on which side remains after the war breaks out.

Seems they are betting that America will be filled with trannies, not Annies.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 26, 2020 07:46 PM (n4scg)

371 Another new thread up, because Ace is sometimes merciful.

Posted by: gdgm+ at June 26, 2020 07:46 PM (ExnWy)

372 Yes, the Oroville dam spillway was repaired. Never should've happened in the first place.

We've had two weeks of afternoon thunderstorms with soaking rains, but things settled down this week to the kinda above average 105-110 valley heat days.

Posted by: 13times at June 26, 2020 07:46 PM (K3B2k)

373 In TX, some of the larger hospitals themselves are attempting to quell the panic, to no avail.

It's not a throwaway internet comment line when I describe America's political/leadership class (including most GOP) as astonishingly weak, incompetent, cowardly.

Of course they're only there because the electorate keeps them there.

Sad!

Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:47 PM (El6T/)

374 Divine died way too soon. That bastard could be Ms. Effing America in 2020.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 26, 2020 07:45 PM (oVJmc)
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Divine was sane compared to the lulu's of today.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 26, 2020 07:47 PM (WEBkv)

375 Those operands are more confusing than a four-way light switch.

As foreseen by Stonetoss:
http://stonetoss.com/comic/burger-kang/

Posted by: ptschett at June 26, 2020 07:47 PM (zB+vL)

376 boring, predictable.

Posted by: yawn at June 26, 2020 07:48 PM (BRkq2)

377 They do this all the time. And I find it such a turn off. They can't bother to appeal to the majority of the country, no just to some tiny sliver of the population.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 26, 2020 07:48 PM (JKNZq)

378 They saw this coming in 1985





https://youtu.be/FpypTXccG2I

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



There's another video in there of Reagan telling Soviet jokes. The last one is, So is this it? Have we achieved full communism? The other guy says, Oh hell no. Things are going to get a lot worse.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 07:48 PM (j8xH/)

379
Divine was sane compared to the lulu's of today.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 26, 2020 07:47 PM (WEBkv)


Charles Manson was sane compared to these lunatics

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 26, 2020 07:49 PM (j8xH/)

380 364
Ducey seems like a total disaster, Cannibal Bob. I torment a few gun-friends who fled to AZ from SoCal about it.



My favorite was the attempt to ignore the law and voters' will to give subsidies to illegals' tuition. Jeebus.





Posted by: rhomboid at June 26, 2020 07:44 PM (El6T/)

Yeah, remember too we had Janet Reno. Came from CA. Ugh. We have been sliding down the Lib slope. McCain and my all time mofu prick fav Flake. Mostly because of the locusts coming from East and West still shit where they eat.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2020 07:51 PM (+EL0E)

381 I meant Janet Napolitano.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 26, 2020 07:52 PM (+EL0E)

382 OBESE

OBEY

Posted by: they live at June 26, 2020 07:56 PM (/a1Xc)

383 337

They saw this coming in 1985

https://youtu.be/FpypTXccG2I
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 26, 2020 07:37 PM (aKsyK)

These Wendy's commercials still make me laugh!

Posted by: browndog at June 26, 2020 08:00 PM (BgMrQ)

384 I meant Janet Napolitano.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob

Yeah, I think El Reno was from Flor-i-da!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 26, 2020 08:00 PM (ZCiJZ)

385 Twinkle Toed Black in D.C> say they intimidate everyone GFY queerball

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 26, 2020 08:01 PM (AtRjn)

386 Point of clarification:

How, pray-tell, does one get to be "queer" and "lesbian" at the same time?

If you're trans, you're not a dude anymore. You're a woman, and therefore a lesbian. How do you get to be both at the same time? And if you're now a woman, and still into dudes, that's "straight".

I swear these mutants just have one of those big 'ol wire-mesh cylinder bingo machines rollin' and rattlin' around in the back of their stupid fucking skulls, just spittin' out words at random for them to hastily macrame together into a sad simulacrum of language and discourse.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 26, 2020 08:10 PM (6FeV1)

387 Disgusting. Just disgusting.

Posted by: JEM at June 26, 2020 08:22 PM (8erNz)

388 Jonathan Yaniv is pissed.

Posted by: mercenary13 at June 26, 2020 08:30 PM (h7htg)

389 Don't buy this disgusting company's products already because of their slavish love of abortion. But to whom they think this beauty will appeal is beyond me.

Although in all honesty, she's Beyonce compared to some of the dames in the most recent Kohl's catalogue I got. And while I don't think they were striving for wokeness, they've clearly embraced the 'ugly is beautiful too' lie that we're all supposed to believe now. So that fat, ugly women don't feel bad about themselves. And trannie women too of course.

Rush Limbaugh said it years ago, I think it is one of his Undeniable Truths of Life, Feminism was invented so unattractive women could have a better shot at the marketplace of life. (My paraphrase.)

Posted by: jocon307 at June 26, 2020 08:57 PM (HYa+m)

390 What. The. Fuck. Burn it all down.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 26, 2020 10:01 PM (jm88q)

391 That Gargantuan poster of that guy is in my neighborhood. This is for Real, folks.

Posted by: Beverly at June 27, 2020 01:57 AM (/mf1T)

392 J.J. Sefton, you live in my neighborhood!

I'm about 3 blocks from The Thing.

Posted by: Beverly at June 27, 2020 02:02 AM (/mf1T)

393 I sure liked the 1980s a lot better than today.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at June 27, 2020 12:02 PM (hrHLc)

394 -55555555555555555555555 out of 10, would not bang with a gun to my head.

Clown World engage.

Posted by: mGrant at June 29, 2020 03:09 PM (r5iyh)

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