Andrea Mitchell and Eleanor Holmes Norton Attacked By a Completely Normal Member of the Democrat Coalition; Nancy Pelosi Accuses Republicans of Being Complicit in the "Murder" of George Floyd

Open thread.

More from this very normal, not-an-unmedicated-schizophrenic totally-female person:

Granny Rictus McBotoxImplants smells especially pungently of mothballs today:

Accusing Republicans of literally being complicit in a racial murder.

Yes, let's all be civil.

Meanwhile, Twitter comes up with the only button you need on Twitter:

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:01 PM




Comments

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1 QUICK!!! PUSH THE RED BUTTON!!!!

Posted by: Rep. Eleanor Holmes-Norton at June 23, 2020 08:02 PM (guGkK)

2 I'm Cicero, and I murdered George Floyd.

*sits down*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2020 08:03 PM (guGkK)

3 Willowed:

grotesque virtue signalling email from our CEO/President.. I wanted to
puke all over my laptop after having read what this panty waist was

***********

I am doing my part with my company by realigning our business relationships with agencies and vendors who went full fucking retard with the BLM bullshit and ending our contracts with them.

Bye.

It only represents a shift of about a half million in assets, but its something at least, and it has helped me find those businesses that are more MAGA based.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being in My Bunk at June 23, 2020 08:03 PM (+dsLj)

4 I find the overuse of pink to be in poor taste.

Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2020 08:03 PM (Qf83p)

5 Missed it by this much!

Read the content- rookie mistake!

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 23, 2020 08:03 PM (g/JeF)

6 Tranny noose!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 23, 2020 08:04 PM (TZi47)

7 Ha,ha, Nancy. We're way beyond THAT schtick working.

Posted by: lizabth at June 23, 2020 08:04 PM (L3Rsz)

8 She looks hideous.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2020 08:04 PM (gd9RK)

9 Andrea Mitchell (@mitchellreports) and Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton almost attacked



If at first you don't succeed....

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 08:04 PM (v13gW)

10 I would like to see a statue of St. George pointing a pistol at a pregnant woman's belly.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 23, 2020 08:04 PM (n4scg)

11 Congressclown Holmes-Ralph-Norton looks completely befuddled. What a tool.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2020 08:04 PM (guGkK)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: NASCAR at June 23, 2020 08:05 PM (Zz0t1)

13 There are no Republicans involved at any level of the George Floyd incident. Fuck you, Nancy, you High Official in the Party of Slavery, Jim Crow, and Segregation.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 08:05 PM (oVJmc)

14 Shit.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 08:05 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Hi Cicero.

Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2020 08:05 PM (Qf83p)

16 You can't always get what you want
But you might find sometimes
You get what you need

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 08:05 PM (bW5jA)

17 "Where are the police" LOLOLOL

Is this the same dimbo who pushed the big red emergency stop button on the electric car?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 23, 2020 08:05 PM (WwTwF)

18 Good night horde, some good threads this evening but 4am comes up early.

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2020 08:05 PM (6f16T)

19 Not one Republican has the balls to censure that cuunt Nanzy Pelosi.

She's a true piece of shit. Really. She should be flushed.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 08:05 PM (Zz0t1)

20 There's no way to come up with words low enough for Nancy Pelosi.

And yet David French will be jumping up and down saying "She's Right! And it's Donald Trump's fault she was forced to say that!!!"

you know when you can't even talk the entire framework of representative government has collapsed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2020 08:05 PM (V2Yro)

21 Better luck next time, ya crazy tranny. You did more against the media than most conservatives, so take a bow.

Posted by: trev006 at June 23, 2020 08:06 PM (FnA2T)

22
Still, have NOT hit peak stupid.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2020 08:06 PM (sy5kK)

23 There are no Republicans involved at any level of the George Floyd incident. Fuck you, Nancy, you High Official in the Party of Slavery, Jim Crow, and Segregation.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 08:05 PM (oVJmc)


Someone needs to find and release Chauvin's voting record for the last 16 years.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 23, 2020 08:06 PM (Zz0t1)

24 The positive side of the rioting and COVID is that we don't have to deal with Pride Week (Month? Year?) right now.

Outside of Nickelodeon claiming Spongebob is a big fan of sodomy, I haven't seen much from the Gaystapo this year.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 23, 2020 08:06 PM (38/p9)

25 I mean, it's not really a big leap that Pelosi is making. They accused Romney of giving people cancer, so this is just more variations on a theme.

We'll keep being civil though.

Because while the left keeps violence on a dimmer switch, capable of being adjusted up or down as needed, our switch is binary.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at June 23, 2020 08:06 PM (T8HPM)

26 Can somebody help me get this garage door down? Some idiot cut the pull cord.

Posted by: NASCAR Janitor, cleaning up the mess at June 23, 2020 08:07 PM (PiwSw)

27 Still, have NOT hit peak stupid.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



Hopefully we're at least at Base Camp.

Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2020 08:07 PM (Qf83p)

28 This is scary. I'm glad they are okay.


This is where we differ.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2020 08:07 PM (guGkK)

29 Imagine living in an occupied country and having Ben Shapiro as a neighbor. I only have one of those things.


(Tucker is deriding the Jussie Wallace buffoonery beautifully)

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 08:07 PM (puu6v)

30 Hope there's no hard feelings, racists...

Posted by: Bubba Watson at June 23, 2020 08:07 PM (RCRTc)

31 See why they can't have a Democrat convention?

SheMales on Segways, Black Supremacists, Looters, Rioters, Arsonists, and Jelly-Brained Joe!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

32 18 p.s.
The national divorce can't come soon enough

Posted by: Skip at June 23, 2020 08:07 PM (6f16T)

33 "Where are the police when you need them?", she says with her masked pulled down, literally and figuratively.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 08:08 PM (Ed8Zd)

34 There's a special place down here for Pelosi.

Posted by: Zombie Uncle Ted Kennedy at June 23, 2020 08:08 PM (EgshT)

35 oh willered
gonna try signing up for parler with some kind of temporary phone number

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 23, 2020 08:08 PM (WwTwF)

36 THAT'S A MAN, BABY!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2020 08:08 PM (guGkK)

37 8
She looks hideous.


It's the khakis.

Posted by: pep at June 23, 2020 08:08 PM (v16oJ)

38 9 Andrea Mitchell (@mitchellreports) and Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton almost attacked


It was as bad as those Iraqi bombs reigning down on us, when Hillary almost died in that war zone.

Posted by: Brian Williams, war correspondent at June 23, 2020 08:09 PM (sy5kK)

39 Pelosi is channeling Roger Waters.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 08:09 PM (DMoow)

40 This is what the GOPe gets every time it panders to the Left. Then it goes to "more, please."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 08:09 PM (puu6v)

41
George Floyd died in the hands of police represented by a union that reliably donates to Democrats in a city run by Democrats since 1973 in a state with a Democratic governor that's voted for the Democratic presidential candidate since 1976 and Republicans are responsible?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2020 08:09 PM (iYJ0O)

42 30 Hope there's no hard feelings, racists...
Posted by: Bubba Watson at June 23, 2020 08:07 PM (RCRTc)

Headline

NASCAR rules that because of the long history of Racism in the US, all Black drivers will get a 1 lap head start for the next 10 seasons.

Film at 11:00

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2020 08:09 PM (NgKpN)

43 Think that's crazy? They still have four and a half months to peak.

Posted by: t-bird at June 23, 2020 08:09 PM (RCRTc)

44 11
Congressclown Holmes-Ralph-Norton looks completely befuddled. What a tool.


Her last coherent thought was "I should run for Congress from DC".

Posted by: pep at June 23, 2020 08:10 PM (v16oJ)

45 George Floyd died in the hands of police represented by a union that reliably donates to Democrats in a city run by Democrats since 1973 in a state with a Democratic governor that's voted for the Democratic presidential candidate since 1976 and Republicans are responsible?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2020 08:09 PM (iYJ0O)



Republican Climate of Hate.

Next customer please.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2020 08:10 PM (guGkK)

46 What does Mitchell expect. Probably misgender xher.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 23, 2020 08:10 PM (LMs+g)

47 Was the mentally unstable guy going after BLM? They are going to say he's on the Right.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 23, 2020 08:10 PM (2DOZq)

48 and Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton almost attacked:


That's the same goofball that was in an earlier argument with some BLM that didn't want him around.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 08:10 PM (bW5jA)

49 Witch says, "where's the police when you you need them."

Posted by: redridinghood at June 23, 2020 08:11 PM (wiXsO)

50 Damn I wish Mitchell got KTFO.

Posted by: Ha at June 23, 2020 08:11 PM (95rJF)

51 There are no Republicans involved at any level of the George Floyd incident. Fuck you, Nancy, you High Official in the Party of Slavery, Jim Crow, and Segregation.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 08:05 PM (oVJmc)


Yep. You own it, Mothball Grannie.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 08:11 PM (Ed8Zd)

52 Send Mob feature is just above the Kill the Whitey button

Posted by: Boswell at June 23, 2020 08:11 PM (32YRo)

53 The "Send Mob" button concept has been here for years, in the form of "Nood!" Ace should demand royalties.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2020 08:11 PM (DMUuz)

54 Pelosi is exactly like most of the caricature art we used to get at the Pier in SF, before it was overrun with homeless, druggies and other shit. She is a normal in her her environment (WDC or SF).

Posted by: What Happened to My Texas? at June 23, 2020 08:11 PM (nFRLh)

55 and Republicans are responsible?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2020 08:09 PM (iYJ0O)

Shut up, they explained

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 23, 2020 08:11 PM (/6GbT)

56 The biggest loser of the week is the pro golfer and Masters Champion Bubba Watson.

Who had nothing to do with this.

Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2020 08:11 PM (Qf83p)

57 Was the mentally unstable guy going after BLM? They are going to say he's on the Right.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 23, 2020 08:10 PM (2DOZq)



To be fair, it could have been Gabe.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 23, 2020 08:11 PM (guGkK)

58 Trump should push term limits HARD this cycle.
Pelosi and Schroomer need to GO

Posted by: Getcha Pull at June 23, 2020 08:11 PM (aR6C/)

59 Do Mitchell and Greenspan have kids?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 08:11 PM (DMoow)

60 Republicans are complicit in the murder of George Floyd?

Say, does anyone know why Floyd wasn't at work at the restaurant where he was employed? Can anyone tell me specifically why he was in that place at that time on that day hustling fake twenty dollar bills when he decided to introduce himself to the cops at that moment?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 08:12 PM (Vjz25)

61 19 Not one Republican has the balls to censure that cuunt Nanzy Pelosi. 
...


They did nothing to Schumer when he threatened 2 scotus justices.

Posted by: Ha at June 23, 2020 08:12 PM (95rJF)

62 Watching that white guy on a Segway in thigh highs and bikini yell at a black guy about black lives matter is pretty freakin' hilarious.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 08:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

63 48 and


If you scroll down from the attack theerrrrr's the goofball.

Maybe I should read the content.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 08:12 PM (bW5jA)

64 We went from blacks fighting in the civil war risking life and limb to an average racecar driver shitting his pants at the site of a garage handle.

Ok.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Being in My Bunk at June 23, 2020 08:12 PM (+dsLj)

65
On impact, the two geriatrics would have tumbled into a pile of chalky bones. Their virtue was supposed to protect them from what they've helped unleash. An early taste of 'first up against the wall.'

By the way, that woman sure had a big cock. Just saying, no homo.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 23, 2020 08:13 PM (cdJ2F)

66 Rhetorical question. Please don't answer.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 08:13 PM (DMoow)

67 WHAT daaaaa FUCK is that thing on the Segway?


seriously wtf was that

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 23, 2020 08:13 PM (iTXRQ)

68 I need some help here. Am I supposed to be shocked? Sympathetic? Outraged? Happy? Disappointed? Because I am leaning to happy/don't give shit/why didn't the idiot assault them.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 23, 2020 08:14 PM (nFRLh)

69 Has Nancy Pelosi ever felt that as Speaker of the House she has a duty to behave responsibly?

The country is being torn apart and she says Republicans want to "get away with the murder" of George Floyd.

Does she think OUR ANGER will never be expressed? Somehow I don't think she'd last long in a street fight.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 23, 2020 08:15 PM (sWM8x)

70 Tucker just highlighted this. He's really calling it out tonight. I sure hope he has good security.

Posted by: Pete Seria at June 23, 2020 08:15 PM (7ZQe3)

71 Possible evidence of Segways being twinkish?

Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2020 08:15 PM (Qf83p)

72 seriously wtf was that

Our future. *hic*

Posted by: Wine Moms at June 23, 2020 08:15 PM (EgshT)

73 Nancy Pelosi needs to have a "home visit" from Alex and his Droogs.

Posted by: Johnathan Birks at June 23, 2020 08:15 PM (AOqMe)

74 George Floyd died in the hands of police represented by a union that reliably donates to Democrats in a city run by Democrats since 1973 in a state with a Democratic governor that's voted for the Democratic presidential candidate since 1976 and Republicans are responsible?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 23, 2020 08:09 PM (iYJ0O)

In an indirect way and by being reliably incompetent in stopping the left on anything - yes. Along with the citizen's that voted these vipers in. The actually vipers, aka the Dems, they'll always be this way no matter how many elections go or don't go their way...

Posted by: Boswell at June 23, 2020 08:15 PM (32YRo)

75 WHAT daaaaa FUCK is that thing on the Segway?





The Patron Saint of Diversity!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 08:16 PM (oVJmc)

76 Do Mitchell and Greenspan have kids?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

---

Whether they do or not the mental image that your question conjures up is unspeakable.

*I just threw up a bit*

Posted by: Tonypete at June 23, 2020 08:16 PM (Rvt88)

77 From Insty:
Andrew Cuomo blames the feds for his decision to send Covid patients into nursing homes: "The reason that happened was because we had the virus coming from Europe when the federal government told us the virus was coming from China."
The mind boggles at the sheer random illogical mendacity of that comment.

Posted by: pep at June 23, 2020 08:16 PM (v16oJ)

78 And today a mostly peaceful protestor almost hit Andrea Mitchell.

On the otherhand, she has had sex with Slan Greenspan, so she has had worse done to her.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at June 23, 2020 08:16 PM (PD4UQ)

79 The worst part of that Mitchell/Holmes story?

Survivors.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 08:16 PM (puu6v)

80 Accusing Republicans of literally being complicit in a racial murder.

____________________________________

Might I suggest quotation marks on that "racial" word. I've yet to see any evidence that this was a racial matter at all.

Posted by: Orson at June 23, 2020 08:16 PM (16bkL)

81 I posted this earlier at the end of the thread, thought it was worth reposting. An email from the Biden campaign the other day (hope it looks ok):

This story is about my dad's boss -- the owner of the car dealership where he worked.

He
was a big guy in every sense -- over six feet tall, with a sizable bank
account and political connections all around the state. His billboards
around town advertised him as "the working man's friend." His trademark
was the silver dollar. He'd hand them out to all his good customers.

My
parents went out one evening to attend the dealership's annual
Christmas party. They'd cleared out the showroom for the night to make
room for a big band and dancing. My dad loved swing music, and he
loved to dance.

My
parents were just sitting down to dinner when suddenly, the owner of
the dealership took one of those buckets of silver dollars he was known
for and threw them down on the dance floor. Then, he stood and watched
from above, with amusement, as the salesmen, secretaries, and mechanics
all
scrambled around the dance floor, picking up the coins.

Dad
stood frozen for a second. Then he stood up, took my mom's hand, and
walked out of the party. He would go on to quit his job because of it.

Looking back, I realize why this man's behavior offended my father -- and why it offends me so much today.

That
wealthy man had a complete disregard for the fundamental dignity of his
employees. He had no respect for them. All while calling himself "the
working man's friend."

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 23, 2020 08:17 PM (4a9Vv)

82 Jay Inslee can go fuck himself. Mandatory masks statewide starting Friday but autonomous zones are A-OK.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 23, 2020 08:17 PM (qrX0b)

83 and of course it doesn't format correctly

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 23, 2020 08:17 PM (4a9Vv)

84 Antifa likes the ultra violence.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 08:17 PM (DMoow)

85 WHAT daaaaa FUCK is that thing on the Segway?





seriously wtf was that

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 23, 2020 08:13 PM (iTXRQ)

One of the worst head cases you'll ever see. That thing has both mommy and daddy issues.

Posted by: Joe Freud at June 23, 2020 08:17 PM (/LQkF)

86 We went from blacks fighting in the civil war risking life and limb to an average racecar driver shitting his pants at the site of a garage handle.

-

A disinterested observer might notice that this sums up the last 150 years of racism fairly succinctly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 08:18 PM (Vjz25)

87 62
Watching that white guy on a Segway in thigh highs and bikini yell at a
black guy about black lives matter is pretty freakin' hilarious.


I wondered why Pinky McMauveDrawers didn't get stomped until I noticed the line of cops behind him.

Posted by: pep at June 23, 2020 08:18 PM (v16oJ)

88 Trump inspired that attack on those poor womyn truth-tellers with his incessant #FakeNews attacks. IMPEACH!

Posted by: ShainS at June 23, 2020 08:18 PM (WqPYg)

89 re 77: I believe Emperor Cuomo said he did it because the CDC mandated it. Of course he'll be re-elected if he runs again

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 23, 2020 08:19 PM (4a9Vv)

90 Andrea Mitchell is standing on the DEFUND THE POLICE sign while demanding "Where are the police?"

KOKGF by your own rules, lady

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2020 08:19 PM (bDqIh)

91 Vespa > Segway

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 23, 2020 08:19 PM (DMUuz)

92 That's the next NCAA women's 100 meter champion.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 23, 2020 08:19 PM (xPl2J)

93 Andrea Mitchell has some arm wottle.

I didn't realize she's still alive.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2020 08:19 PM (axyOa)

94 From Insty:
Andrew Cuomo blames the feds for his decision to send Covid patients into nursing homes: "The reason that happened was because we had the virus coming from Europe when the federal government told us the virus was coming from China."
The mind boggles at the sheer random illogical mendacity of that comment.

Posted by: pep at June 23, 2020 08:16 PM (v16oJ)

You'd never use this type of imbecility if the press in NY held you to your retarded comments - but Governor Dumbass isn't held to any such standard, so illogical word vomit spews every time he's challenged on anything.

Posted by: Boswell at June 23, 2020 08:20 PM (32YRo)

95 need some help here. Am I supposed to be shocked? Sympathetic? Outraged? Happy

***********

What was it a moron here likes to say?

I have gazed upon my field of fucks, and behold, it is barren

Posted by: Two Weeks From Dialing a 900 Number To Talk to MAGA Babes at June 23, 2020 08:20 PM (+dsLj)

96 Totally seriously - can you imagine the freakouts at the NASCAR bigwigs homes right now? It's beautiful man.

Posted by: Tom Cruise in Taps at June 23, 2020 08:21 PM (nFRLh)

97 If not for the tranny on wheels, the horror would be that woman's stretch pants.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 08:21 PM (oVJmc)

98 The FBI broke into Hoover's old closet. Good to see them get their swagger back.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at June 23, 2020 08:21 PM (ja/kn)

99 From Robert O'Neil (killed bin laden):

@mchooyah
Derek Chauvin was a Democrat. His union is democrat. His chief is a democrat. His mayor is a democrat. His representative in the house: democrat. Both senators from Minnesota are democrats. The governor is a democrat. Facts.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2020 08:22 PM (bDqIh)

100 If this stuff doesn't go into Trump 2020 commercials, I will be severely disappointed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 08:22 PM (oVJmc)

101 If McCarthy doesn't take down Pelosi's accusation in the House, he doesn't have a hair on his ass.

Oh, what am I saying? It's McCarthy.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 23, 2020 08:22 PM (sWM8x)

102 re 99: so Trump's fault. Get with the program.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 23, 2020 08:23 PM (4a9Vv)

103 That 
wealthy man had a complete disregard for the fundamental dignity of his 
employees. He had no respect for them. All while calling himself "the 
working man's friend."

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 23, 2020 08:17 PM (4a9Vv)

I dunno, man. There was a time back in the 20's when dropping a sack of silver dollars was worth a good bit of scratch. And a lot of those people would have bills to pay. I'm not specifically condoning it, and I think I'll write a secretly evil character doing that at some point, but it's a test as much as anything. No one's forcing people to stop and chase coins. To the boss, it was probably a test of character as a sign of superiority. I would have ducked, picked up a coin, and offered a bow.

Posted by: trev006 at June 23, 2020 08:23 PM (FnA2T)

104 I was kind of hoping Jeff Gordon did it somehow.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 08:23 PM (DMoow)

105 I'm so glad I have my face mask ready.
Bright yellow six pointed star on it.
I wore it yesterday to the pharmacy and the screener did his best to get me to wear the one he was shoving at me.
I took it and kept mine on.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 23, 2020 08:23 PM (d9Irc)

106 Hi. I'm Insomniac. It's been thirty days since I last killed a George Floyd.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 23, 2020 08:24 PM (NWiLs)

107 Dad
stood frozen for a second. Then he stood up, took my mom's hand, and
walked out of the party. He would go on to quit his job because of it.

Looking back, I realize why this man's behavior offended my father -- and why it offends me so much today.

That
wealthy man had a complete disregard for the fundamental dignity of his
employees. He had no respect for them. All while calling himself "the
working man's friend."
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 23, 2020 08:17 PM (4a9Vv)

That's a wonderful story. Your dad sounds a lot like mine. No fuss; no virtue signaling; Just living by his principles.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 08:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

108 Andrea Mitchell might want to rethink her sleeveless r, or start working the triceps. That arw wattle is pretty active.
Norton got perky from the cool breeze

Posted by: Bruce at June 23, 2020 08:24 PM (vd8XM)

109 Already sent a note to my critter (McCaul) - ' you gonna let her blood libel us?'

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 23, 2020 08:24 PM (nFRLh)

110

Meanwhile, more words concerning the corner's autopsy are coming to light:

https://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/25898/20200601/ updated-autopsy-report-george-floyd-died-heart-attack- evidence-fentanyl.htm

and

https://thedailycoin.org/2020/06/19/or-did-george-floyd- die-of-a-drug-overdose/

... which cites:

https://www.unz.com/article/or-did-george-floyd-die-of-a- drug-overdose/

(remove spaces to get the links to work)

I'm unfamiliar with these sources, but they look credible.

IOW, it looks like Floyd had severe pre-existing heart , blood pressure and artery blockage conditions, was more than a little high, had a brief rush of superhuman strength fighting with the police ... then suffered a heart attack.


Follow-up questions: I hear/read (from Candace Owens, IIRC), that Floyd was involved in a home invasion, and held a pregnant woman hostage ... by pointing a gun at her belly.

1. Is this true?

2. If true, is this the first time in recorded human history that a male has specifically used a weapon to hold a pregnant woman' unborn baby hostage?

3. Is Floyd still a hero?

Posted by: Arbalest at June 23, 2020 08:25 PM (FlRtG)

111 Hi Insomniac.

Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2020 08:25 PM (Qf83p)

112 When did all of these Child Drowning PSAs start?

Why should anyone talk to a Pediatrician about how to avoid drownings?

Is there a pill or something I don't know about?

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 08:25 PM (jHyVJ)

113 A semi-naked man on a Segway? What more could you want in that freak show?

Posted by: Decaf at June 23, 2020 08:25 PM (xarPm)

114 From Robert O'Neil (killed bin laden):

@mchooyah
Derek Chauvin was a Democrat. His union is democrat. His chief is a democrat. His mayor is a democrat. His representative in the house: democrat. Both senators from Minnesota are democrats. The governor is a democrat. Facts.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 23, 2020 08:22 PM (bDqIh)

I wasn't a big O'Neil fan ( problem with his killed Bin Laden publicity tour) but he hit that one out of the park.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 23, 2020 08:25 PM (2DOZq)

115 I'm reading that as Joe Biden said that happened to his father. Correct? It sounds like a lie.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 23, 2020 08:25 PM (iydjf)

116 Are there any good statues of Hamilton?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2020 08:25 PM (gd9RK)

117 Hi, insomniac.

I'm moron robbie. I went fishing over the weekend and tied at least two dozen nooses. Worse, I taught my daughter to tie a noose, and reminded my wife how to tie a noose.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 08:26 PM (Vjz25)

118 *fidgets nervously with 30-day no-murder chip*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 23, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

119 If not for the tranny on wheels, the horror would be that woman's stretch pants.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 08:21 PM (oVJmc)

That little gathering is a festival of horrors, top to bottom.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 08:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

120 Nancy Pelosi is pure evil, as is her political party.

A party that gets more fresh black blood on its hands every single day than has been spilled by all Republicans in American history combined.

She is wholly owned by Satan, just like the Democrats.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2020 08:26 PM (B2aG8)

121 Don't work to get Trump elected you get Biden for prez and Chuckie Schumer as head of the senate.
_He said something like that

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 08:26 PM (bW5jA)

122 The main architect of the Senate's police reform legislation?


Tim Scott (R-SC), who happens to be African-American.

Posted by: Vendette at June 23, 2020 08:26 PM (Bi0n0)

123 Willowed from a couple threads back...

661 649 Mrs IMG is improving. They moved her from ICU to CCU this evening. She is still unsteady on her feet and needs help eating. Also still hallucinating, but seems less than yesterday.

They have relaxed visitation policy a bit. Now I can visit every day. It was day of and then then day after surgery, but the ICU nursing supervisor let me come up today anyway.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2020 07:01 PM (tG6OF)


Glad she's getting better.
We're working on it.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 07:03 PM (bW5jA)


I want to thank all you 'Rons and 'Ettes for your prayers and your support.

I gotta tell you, the past few days have been really hard. It was like seeing my late F-I-L's dementia replaying in my lovely wife.

Going to try to relax a bit with the pup, then go out for a nice meal.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2020 08:27 PM (8C7+r)

124 Stopping that Tranny was a Crime against Comedy.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 08:27 PM (jHyVJ)

125 I'm reading that as Joe Biden said that happened to his father. Correct? It sounds like a lie.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 23, 2020 08:25 PM (iydjf)


If Biden said it, it definitely is a lie.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 08:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

126 109 Already sent a note to my critter (McCaul) - ' you gonna let her blood libel us?'
---
Excellent.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 23, 2020 08:28 PM (sWM8x)

127 Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2020 08:27 PM (8C7+r)

That's rough. Prayers for Mrs. IMG and you.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 23, 2020 08:28 PM (NWiLs)

128 >> Are there any good statues of Hamilton?


Gotta be a few in New York. He's got an entire College named after him.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 08:28 PM (jHyVJ)

129 Holy crap that will be hilarious if they don't take down statues of Hamilton since he's black.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 08:29 PM (Vjz25)

130 I could buy a lot of dignity with those silver dollars.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 23, 2020 08:29 PM (2DOZq)

131 Going to try to relax a bit with the pup, then go out for a nice meal.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2020 08:27 PM (8C7+r)

Good idea, IMG. Take care of yourself.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 23, 2020 08:30 PM (qrX0b)

132 Some people look better in pink bikinis than others. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2020 08:30 PM (XhWtx)

133 >Stopping that Tranny was a Crime against Comedy.
Posted by: garrett



had a real Andy Dick vibe

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 23, 2020 08:30 PM (iTXRQ)

134 I saw the Hamilton movie ad today, threw up a little.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 08:30 PM (DMoow)

135 Follow-up questions: I hear/read (from Candace Owens, IIRC), that Floyd was involved in a home invasion, and held a pregnant woman hostage ... by pointing a gun at her belly.

1. Is this true?

2. If true, is this the first time in recorded human history that a male has specifically used a weapon to hold a pregnant woman' unborn baby hostage?

3. Is Floyd still a hero?

Posted by: Arbalest at June 23, 2020 08:25 PM (FlRtG)

Candace Owens says she has the police reports, and the victim he attacked - who was very pregnant and is black -has spoken about it, so I believe it's true.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 08:30 PM (Ed8Zd)

136 Andrea Mitchell (@mitchellreports) and Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton almost attacked mostly peacefulled.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 08:31 PM (+y/Ru)

137 124 Stopping that Tranny was a Crime against Comedy.
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 08:27 PM (jHyVJ)


And it was the cameraman back by the tree that caught him.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 08:31 PM (bW5jA)

138 >>If McCarthy doesn't take down Pelosi's accusation in the House, he doesn't have a hair on his ass.


If McCarthy has a hair on his ass it's some other guy's.

Posted by: Aviator at June 23, 2020 08:31 PM (0FTCx)

139 True, True.


...or, NASCAR Noose True?

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 08:31 PM (jHyVJ)

140 Gotta be a few in New York. He's got an entire College named after him.


I think it would be funny if Hamilton got cancelled now that he's a black icon.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2020 08:31 PM (gd9RK)

141 Holy crap that will be hilarious if they don't take down statues of Hamilton since he's black.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 08:29 PM (Vjz25)

Dammit - not black! In the play, Hamilton is played by a white dude with cultural appropriated skills for rapping - Thomas Jefferson is played by a black dude (with considerably less rapping skills as it would happen)...

Posted by: Boswell at June 23, 2020 08:32 PM (32YRo)

142 125
I'm reading that as Joe Biden said that happened to his father. Correct? It sounds like a lie.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 23, 2020 08:25 PM (iydjf)





If Biden said it, it definitely is a lie.



Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 08:27 PM (Ed8Z

It happened, but it was in a shoe store, in Chicago, in the mid-90's, and it wasn't silver dollars, it was a nickel, and it wasn't a Biden that went scrambling, it was a Bundy.


But otherwise totally accurate.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 08:32 PM (kG9+9)

143 27 Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2020 08:27 PM (8C7+r)

That's rough. Prayers for Mrs. IMG and you.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 23, 2020 08:28 PM (NWiLs)


Thanks, Insom. Much appreciated.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2020 08:32 PM (8C7+r)

144 Hadrian the Seventh: "George Floyd died in the hands of police represented by a union that reliably donates to Democrats in a city run by Democrats since 1973 in a state with a Democratic governor that's voted for the Democratic presidential candidate since 1976 and Republicans are responsible?"

Shush, you. Facts have no place here.

Posted by: Nazi Pelosi And Enemedia, BIRM at June 23, 2020 08:32 PM (HhXSr)

145 Still, have NOT hit peak stupid.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


I think we've hit Peak Stupid x 10^23.

Walking out of a shop in LA yesterday, homeless lady says to me: "Sir, Jesus is coming soon!"

I say: "Damn, I hope so."

I have three kids but I honestly think things are so crazy that I should be praying for SMOD to finally smite us and end the ridiculous experiment in sentient humans God has been running for the last million years.

I think that but then I guess I just need to keep getting prepared for the Burning Times.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2020 08:33 PM (B2aG8)

146
Candace Owens says she has the police reports, and the victim he attacked - who was very pregnant and is black -has spoken about it, so I believe it's true.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 08:30 PM (Ed8Zd

He took a plea deal and only served five years. He dressed up as a water meter guy to get the woman to open the door.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 23, 2020 08:33 PM (2DOZq)

147
I believe Emperor Cuomo said he did it because the CDC mandated it. Of course he'll be re-elected if he runs again
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach


Doesn't he have an 80% approval rating?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2020 08:33 PM (aKsyK)

148 >>I think it would be funny if Hamilton got cancelled now that he's a black icon.


Say what you want about his Dueling Skillz. That Brother could rap, yo.

Posted by: Zombie Burr at June 23, 2020 08:33 PM (jHyVJ)

149 I saw the Hamilton movie ad today, threw up a little.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

Diversity requires that we burn any theater showing it to expunge our nation's racist past.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 08:33 PM (+y/Ru)

150 Andy Dick could be very funny at times.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 08:33 PM (DMoow)

151 137 124 Stopping that Tranny was a Crime against Comedy.
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 08:27 PM (jHyVJ)


And it was the cameraman back by the tree that caught him.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 08:31 PM (bW5jA)


I could use a tranny acting in a threatening manner right about now.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2020 08:33 PM (8C7+r)

152 Dammit - not black! In the play, Hamilton is played by a white dude with cultural appropriated skills for rapping - Thomas Jefferson is played by a black dude (with considerably less rapping skills as it would happen)...

Posted by: Boswell at June 23, 2020 08:32 PM (32YRo)

--

How dare you try to tell people how they can and cannot identify black people. #TheirLivesMatter

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 08:34 PM (Vjz25)

153 Attacking leftists.

More please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 23, 2020 08:34 PM (Z+IKu)

154 >>Andy Dick could be very funny at times.


Especially when in a Pink G String, carrying a Pink Megaphone and Clotheslining Eleanor Holmes Norton.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 08:35 PM (jHyVJ)

155 He took a plea deal and only served five years. He dressed up as a water meter guy to get the woman to open the door.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 23, 2020 08:33 PM (2DOZq)

But, but he's MLK...

Posted by: Boswell at June 23, 2020 08:35 PM (32YRo)

156
I'm moron robbie. I went fishing over the weekend and tied at least two dozen nooses. Worse, I taught my daughter to tie a noose, and reminded my wife how to tie a noose.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
---------

I took a quick survey around the house. There's a noose hanging from the ceiling fan in the kitchen.

I'm currently sheltering in place in the den. Should I call the FBI?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 23, 2020 08:35 PM (AytXr)

157 I was kind of hoping Jeff Gordon did it somehow.


He would need a stepladder.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 23, 2020 08:35 PM (yQpMk)

158 Andddddd.....Tucker mentions the sidebar squib about Washington State's requirement only Whites be required to wear masks. He's touching the third rail by mentioning the upcoming genocide of whites.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 08:36 PM (puu6v)

159 Oh, and Eleanor Holmes Norton is not a Congresswoman, as much as she and a whole bunch of others say. She is a Delegate. The five delegates are from DC, American Samoa, Commonwealth of the Mariana Islands, the Virgin Islands, and the still-not-yet- tipped-over Guam, while the person representing Puerto Rico is the Resident Commissioner.

Posted by: Vendette at June 23, 2020 08:36 PM (Bi0n0)

160 120 Nancy Pelosi is pure evil, as is her political party.

A party that gets more fresh black blood on its hands every single day than has been spilled by all Republicans in American history combined.

She is wholly owned by Satan, just like the Democrats.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2020 08:26 PM (B2aG

Are you kidding me? That old hag is beyond evil. Let her stay up there in the House. We don't want her down here...she might terrorize the other demons.

Posted by: Beezelbub at June 23, 2020 08:36 PM (8/7u2)

161 131 Going to try to relax a bit with the pup, then go out for a nice meal.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2020 08:27 PM (8C7+r)

Good idea, IMG. Take care of yourself.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 23, 2020 08:30 PM (qrX0b)


I am working on it, Jordan. Miss Dolly is in mothering mode, too, so I got that going for me. But maybe that's because she's due for a heat. *shrug*

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2020 08:36 PM (8C7+r)

162 You know this morning I decided my shirt was too wrinkled so I changed before I left the house. That guy is wearing what he's wearing, riding around on a pink segway. I kind of wish I had ten percent of his confidence. I mean, skip the gender dysmorphia and possible schizophrenia, sure, but that's a guy that doesn't second guess himself.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 23, 2020 08:36 PM (Wm5SB)

163 Do black cowboys use bolos so they aren't paralyzed with fear while working?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 08:36 PM (Vjz25)

164 Hadrian the Seventh: "George Floyd died in the hands of police represented by a union that reliably donates to Democrats in a city run by Democrats since 1973 in a state with a Democratic governor that's voted for the Democratic presidential candidate since 1976 and Republicans are responsible?"

-
This is why Joe goes with truth over facts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 08:37 PM (+y/Ru)

165 How many days has it been since our last Drew Brees Apology?

I'm starting to think he wasn't that contrite at all.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 08:37 PM (jHyVJ)

166 77
From Insty:


Correction: Weasel Zippers

Posted by: pep at June 23, 2020 08:37 PM (v16oJ)

167 145 Still, have NOT hit peak stupid.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


We're on a roller coaster coming down an incredibly steep hill - almost threw up - relaxing - only to realize there are more and steeper hills to go.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 08:37 PM (bW5jA)

168 70 Tucker just highlighted this. He's really calling it out tonight. I sure hope he has good security.
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 23, 2020 08:15 PM (7ZQe3)



Unconfirmed, but I saw a week ago that Tucker and family have sold their house recently and moved elsewhere.

Remember, the antifa-types harassed his family at his home about a year ago.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2020 08:37 PM (sy5kK)

169 What is Chris Elliott doing now?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 08:38 PM (DMoow)

170 IMG. Best wishes .

Posted by: RI Red at June 23, 2020 08:38 PM (5qvy2)

171 >>You know this morning I decided my shirt was too wrinkled so I changed before I left the house. That guy is wearing what he's wearing, riding around on a pink segway. I kind of wish I had ten percent of his confidence. I mean, skip the gender dysmorphia and possible schizophrenia, sure, but that's a guy that doesn't second guess himself.




Before you leave the house, do a quick 180 on your Segueway, in front of a full length mirror.

Take off the 1st Accessory that catches your eye.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 08:38 PM (zQSpF)

172 Nanzi Pelosi should be reminded daily that every level in MN is dominated by Democrats.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 23, 2020 08:39 PM (1g7ch)

173 I can't tell you where those particular police are, Eleanor, but I can tell you I'm at work, laughing at your incredible hypocrisy as our mayor eliminates $33 million from our budget.

I, for one, support our defunded police department, because I have many, many guns, and I don't live in the 'hood.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2020 08:39 PM (bkUtD)

174 Are you kidding me? That old hag is beyond evil. Let her stay up there in the House. We don't want her down here...she might terrorize the other demons.
Posted by: Beezelbub at June 23, 2020 08:36 PM (8/

You best start working on that Democrat wing, Beez

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 23, 2020 08:40 PM (aK3kV)

175 If there was one clever person in the GOP, they'd introduce a resolution condemning "the elected officials in the City of Minneapolis and the state of Minnesota who, by their action and inaction, allowed the conditions that lead to the death of George Floyd. "

Then list by name each and every Democrat.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 23, 2020 08:40 PM (mV4Ab)

176 DELEGATE Elenor Holmes Norton is not a Representative. She is a DELEGATE from the District of Shithole.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 23, 2020 08:40 PM (SImHV)

177 Nanzi Pelosi should be reminded daily that every level in MN is dominated by Democrats.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 23, 2020 08:39 PM (1g7ch)


They are immune to the truth

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 08:40 PM (lIePT)

178
Before you leave the house, do a quick 180 on your Segueway, in front of a full length mirror.

Take off the 1st Accessory that catches your eye.



Thank God today it was his butt plug.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 08:40 PM (oVJmc)

179 "Do Mitchell and Greenspan have kids?"

If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours, visualize that beast with two backs...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 23, 2020 08:40 PM (iuOyE)

180 'The Man Show' is on Tubi. I wonder for how long.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 08:41 PM (oVJmc)

181 Another 1000 rounds delivered from my source! Holiday baby!

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 23, 2020 08:41 PM (nFRLh)

182 I saw a big beautiful blue/white/silver bird sitting at the airport in this smallish two horse town. Shining bigly in the 106 degree sunshine. It was a sight to behold.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at June 23, 2020 08:41 PM (fP8Xt)

183 "168 70 Tucker just highlighted this. He's really calling it out tonight. I sure hope he has good security.
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 23, 2020 08:15 PM (7ZQe3)



Unconfirmed, but I saw a week ago that Tucker and family have sold their house recently and moved elsewhere.

Remember, the antifa-types harassed his family at his home about a year ago."

Smart move if true. Imagine being in the midst of the current madness with a target on your back.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 08:42 PM (puu6v)

184 When will any of these mudafukas beside PDJFT, Cotton, Cruz, and a very few others learn to fucking fight fire with fire..

I'm super tired of this "that's not who we're are bullshit."

The President is teaching you stupid fucks how to fight and win and all you do is bow your head to the opposition that wants to kill you, me and America as we know it and you send my an email asking for donations b/c your being out raised.

Well fucking hello fuckstick, what else do you expect when we need you to fight for everything and you send a survey or email on raising the age of smoking to 21? Jeez, WTF is the difference between voting for a GOPe cum stain who may or may not stab me in the back or an evil Gimmedat who I know what I get..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at June 23, 2020 08:42 PM (+ldAm)

185 172
Nanzi Pelosi should be reminded daily that every level in MN is dominated by Democrats.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 23, 2020 08:39 PM (1g7ch)

Democrat-Farmer-Labor. They are real old school progressives in the Teddy Roosevelt style.

Oh wait. That's going to be awkward for a bit...

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 08:42 PM (kG9+9)

186 >>>Shining bigly in the 106 degree sunshine. It was a sight to behold.


Until is exploded.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2020 08:42 PM (bkUtD)

187 That video was absolutely hilarious. I thought I was watching Rocky Horror again.

Posted by: BigZesty at June 23, 2020 08:42 PM (Fj+WQ)

188 Walking out of a shop in LA yesterday, homeless lady says to me: "Sir, Jesus is coming soon!"

I say: "Damn, I hope so

I think that but then I guess I just need to keep getting prepared for the Burning Times.
Posted by: Sharkman


***

Wearing my ARMY hat the other day and a woman came up and thanked me for my service.
I laughed and told her You ain't seen nothing yet.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2020 08:42 PM (axyOa)

189 Oh my gosh! It's Paula Blart, DC Mall Cop!!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2020 08:43 PM (Fc5rx)

190
If there was one clever person in the GOP...

I think I see the problem.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2020 08:43 PM (aKsyK)

191 Unconfirmed, but I saw a week ago that Tucker and family have sold their house recently and moved elsewhere.


Remember, the antifa-types harassed his family at his home about a year ago.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2020 08:37 PM (sy5kK)




Some relatives are neighbors of Tucker's. I can confirm he has more than one house - one a vacation home - and that one is pretty safe. Or put another way, I feel really sorry for any antifa types who might happen to figure it out and attempt to get onto the property. There's plenty of open space for the bodies to feed the bears, and neighbors who'd oblige.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 23, 2020 08:43 PM (8B6Ng)

192 "WHAT daaaaa FUCK is that thing on the Segway?"

A Sewgay.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 23, 2020 08:43 PM (iuOyE)

193 If you experience an erection lasting more than four hours, visualize that beast with two backs...

As best you can, what with the obscuring puffs of dust being periodically emitted.

Posted by: pep at June 23, 2020 08:43 PM (v16oJ)

194 I watched, "8:46," last night. Please, do not make the same mistake of watching. Chappelle's half hour rant left me with the same feeling of disappointment and disgust for the Left that, "Liquid Sky," left me with for punks and that, "Scarface," left me with for Al Pacino.

Posted by: Marooned at June 23, 2020 08:43 PM (yYptV)

195 Regarding Parler not allowing views and links:

I'm guessing here, but I bet it's because they don't have anything close to the server bandwidth to allow all that.

Think about how much Twitter bandwidth must be needed to allow Ace, and everyone else online, to embed tweets like they do.

Parler isn't big enough to have that kind of hardware.

Just a wild guess.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 23, 2020 08:44 PM (lW69B)

196 145 ....
I think that but then I guess I just need to keep getting prepared for the Burning Times.
Posted by: Sharkman at June 23, 2020 08:33 PM (B2aG


Grandson the Elder is getting comfortable shooting the AR platform. He's good out to a couple hundred meters and can do weapon maintenance. He's a 3d grader. This is how I view "prepping".

Before summer's end, we will do a forced march live fire together. I hope that's soon enough.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2020 08:44 PM (8C7+r)

197 he main architect of the Senate's police reform legislation?


Tim Scott (R-SC), who happens to be African-American.
Posted by: Vendette at June 23, 2020 08:26 PM (Bi0n0)

So its all token legislation.

Posted by: Dick Durin at June 23, 2020 08:44 PM (Ojki1)

198 A semi-naked man on a Segway? What more could you want in that freak show?

Posted by: Decaf at June 23, 2020 08:25 PM

Inflated Scrotum Man.

Ask zombie. She has pics.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 23, 2020 08:46 PM (lW69B)

199 110 Arbelest

As a commenter wisely noted:

Floyd was *never* the reason.

He was the *excuse*.

Posted by: ibguy at June 23, 2020 08:46 PM (EHVbt)

200 "184 When will any of these mudafukas beside PDJFT, Cotton, Cruz, and a very few others learn to fucking fight fire with fire..

I'm super tired of this "that's not who we're are bullshit."

The President is teaching you stupid fucks how to fight and win and all you do is bow your head to the opposition that wants to kill you, me and America as we know it and you send my an email asking for donations b/c your being out raised.

Well fucking hello fuckstick, what else do you expect when we need you to fight for everything and you send a survey or email on raising the age of smoking to 21? Jeez, WTF is the difference between voting for a GOPe cum stain who may or may not stab me in the back or an evil Gimmedat who I know what I get.."

The handful of asshats among them who aren't cowards agree with Pelosi.

Great idea about the resolution, @175.

It will require one of the ball-bearing few to introduce it, and get the McConnell and McCarthy eunuchs behind it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 08:46 PM (puu6v)

201 Walking out of a shop in LA yesterday, homeless lady says to me: "Sir, Jesus is coming soon!"

I say: "Damn, I hope so."


I once thought it would be way kewl to see Jesus come back during my lifetime. Little did I realize just how fucked up the world might become in order for that to happen.

Can I take that wish back? I really want to take that wish back. Pretty please, God?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 08:47 PM (HaL55)

202 Has anyone seen Ethel Merman and Nancy Pelosi in the same room together? And don't start with the , 'well one of them is dead shit."

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 23, 2020 08:47 PM (nFRLh)

203 137 124 Stopping that Tranny was a Crime against Comedy.
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 08:27 PM (jHyVJ)


And it was the cameraman back by the tree that caught him.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 08:31 PM (bW5jA)

The "the cameraman violated my civil rights and attacked me" lawsuit is going to be fabulous.

Posted by: Bete at June 23, 2020 08:47 PM (Ojki1)

204 192
"WHAT daaaaa FUCK is that thing on the Segway?"



A Sewgay.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 23, 2020 08:43 PM (iuOyE)

If you can walk with crowds and keep your virtue,

Or walk with kings, yet keep the common touch,

Or ride a Segway and keep your dignity,

Then you are a real boss hoss.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 08:47 PM (kG9+9)

205 170 IMG. Best wishes .
Posted by: RI Red at June 23, 2020 08:38 PM (5qvy2)


Thanks RI.

For the record, when I see your nick, I do not envision poultry.

My mind's eye sees a tracerhead instructor. Asshoe, of course. Because, Instructor. ;-)

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2020 08:48 PM (8C7+r)

206 Walking out of a shop in LA yesterday, homeless lady says to me: "Sir, Jesus is coming soon!"

I say: "Damn, I hope so."


Nah. He's not even breathing hard.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2020 08:48 PM (tW3KO)

207 Still, it's hard to tell which one is the tranny and which one is Andrea Mitchell.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 08:48 PM (oVJmc)

208
Jay Inslee will make sure the grocery stores and box stores run on time. And the Link Light Rail.


You'd think he was Italian.

No, just a common Thug.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2020 08:49 PM (sy5kK)

209 Steve Bing committed suicide. Clinton friends suicide rate greater than contracting the China Flu.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 23, 2020 08:49 PM (2DOZq)

210 >>>Still, it's hard to tell which one is the tranny and which one is Andrea Mitchell.



The tranny has the smaller penis.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2020 08:49 PM (bkUtD)

211 I like Scarface in scenes. It is hard to see it through.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 08:49 PM (DMoow)

212 Update on the MAGA h8ter

332 Lara Kontakos, Content Moderator #ExposeFacebook

Looking for this cow, she's 37, lives in Brandon, FL, has an arrest record. The address is behind a paywall, so now I'm looking at public tax records.

Here's her LinkedIn profile https://tinyurl.com/y9zcqnsc

The photo matches her Facebook profile which is how I traced her to Brandon.

Here's her mylife profile. She's been a bad girl. https://tinyurl.com/y8s3tfrz


She has also occasionally used an alias, Natasha Lawrence. Not chasing that one for now.

Phuck this bitch.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 23, 2020 06:18 PM (VcFUs)



Update-----
Here's her arrest record. Took me a bit to find it because Kontakos isn't her real name. Lara Natasha Pillay is her real name. https://tinyurl.com/y9oevfnc

Full Name: Lara Natasha Pillay

Date:06/22/2002

Time: 8:43 AM

Arresting Agency: HCSO

Total Bond: $1000

Arrest Location:922 DELANEY CR, Hillsborough, FL

Arrest Age:19

Current Age: 37

Gender: Female

Birthdate: 05/27/1983

Block: 500 Tuscanny Park Loop

City: Brandon, Florida 33511

Height: 5'02"

Weight: 99 lbs

Hair Color: BLK

Eye Color: BRO

Place of Birth: NY

#1 OBSTRUCTING OR OPPOSING AN OFFICER WITHOUT

STATUTE: COPS1000 (1 M)
BOND: $500

#2 FALSE NAME TO LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER

STATUTE: COPS2060 (1 M)
BOND: $500



Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 23, 2020 08:50 PM (VcFUs)

213 Polls from 5 months out?
No thanks.
Wake me when they find another noose.

Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 08:50 PM (691sR)

214 Inflated Scrotum Man.
Ask zombie. She has pics.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 23, 2020 08:46 PM (lW69B)


Looking through her pics on her site the other day was an eye-opener.

Especially the Ball Busters (gays who get off on being kicked in the nuts).

Posted by: Short Shorts at June 23, 2020 08:50 PM (O6DoG)

215 Time to listen to a sermon series on Revelation

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 23, 2020 08:50 PM (/6GbT)

216 Taqiyyologist: "Inflated Scrotum Man.

Ask zombie. She has pics."


Don't do it. It cannot be unseen.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 23, 2020 08:50 PM (HhXSr)

Posted by: Your Chinese-Owned Grifting GOPe Congress at June 23, 2020 08:50 PM (n4scg)

218 24 Stopping that Tranny was a Crime against Comedy.
Posted by: garrett at June 23, 2020 08:27 PM (jHyVJ)


That's SENATOR Tranny to you, peasant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2020 08:50 PM (tW3KO)

219 Too bad the tranny wasn't armed.

Posted by: vivi at June 23, 2020 08:50 PM (11H2y)

220 173 I can't tell you where those particular police are, Eleanor, but I can tell you I'm at work, laughing at your incredible hypocrisy as our mayor eliminates $33 million from our budget.

I, for one, support our defunded police department, because I have many, many guns, and I don't live in the 'hood.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2020 08:39 PM (bkUtD)


https://youtube.com/watch?v=qqBCurSwK3k



Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 08:50 PM (bW5jA)

221 In today's world, it can be difficult to distinguish what is racist. The Bee provides an infographic to help you decide.

https://babylonbee.com/news/infographic-is-something-racist

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 08:51 PM (+y/Ru)

222 The sad thing about Mr. Guevara's post is, he's not wrong. Notwithstanding, no man will know the time, etc. - shit ain't close to getting real enough yet. Sucks but true.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 23, 2020 08:51 PM (nFRLh)

223 Now looking for her current address. Found tax records for where her mommy lives. Not gonna dox her mommy unless she still lives with her.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 23, 2020 08:51 PM (VcFUs)

224 209 Steve Bing committed suicide. Clinton friends suicide rate greater than contracting the China Flu.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 23, 2020 08:49 PM (2DOZq)


Was Bing wearing a mask?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2020 08:51 PM (sy5kK)

225 Two gold standard polls out tomorrow...

MU Law Poll in Wisconsin

NYT/Sienna College nationally, then on Thursday, they release battleground state polls of WI, MI, PA, NC, AZ, FL

NYT/Sienna has released their methodology in advance and it seems fine. They found Trump/Biden very close in their last survey.

Posted by: Favrewentnuts at June 23, 2020 08:51 PM (wh0fF)

226 re 194: well, I liked "Liquid Sky". So There.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 23, 2020 08:51 PM (4a9Vv)

227 Babylon Bee, America's only factual and truthful newspaper.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 23, 2020 08:52 PM (pw+jk)

228 If you don't knock it off soon?



SOMEBODY is gonna get a subpoena!

Posted by: Lindsay Graham at June 23, 2020 08:52 PM (n4scg)

229 Ben Shapiro does not hate being lied to. This is the great separator.
It separates him from his audience, and him from the smart guys that he hired. If he was smart he would retire.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 23, 2020 08:52 PM (LxTcq)

230 >>>https://youtube.com/watch?v=qqBCurSwK3k


My son goes to school there. Been there three times. Love it there.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2020 08:53 PM (bkUtD)

231 I like Scarface in scenes. It is hard to see it through.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 08:49 PM (DMoow)

Chi Chi, get the yeyo.

Posted by: Tony Montana at June 23, 2020 08:53 PM (Z+IKu)

232
Was Bing wearing a mask?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2020 08:51 PM (sy5kK)

When they found him that was the last thing on his mind.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 23, 2020 08:53 PM (Wm5SB)

233 I can hardly wait until we get the latest poll results from the same folks who told us that a garage door pull cord was a noose.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 08:54 PM (Vjz25)

234 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 23, 2020 08:51 PM (+y/Ru)

I have a bumper sticker that sits in my room.

It says : If a Man speaks in the forest, and there is no Woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

I now look at Race relations the same way.

If a White Man does something, and there is no Liberal or Black there to see it, is it still RAAAAACISM?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2020 08:54 PM (NgKpN)

235 >>>I like Scarface in scenes. It is hard to see it through.



I could watch it on a continuous loop, but I'm kind of a dumb guy.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 23, 2020 08:54 PM (bkUtD)

236 I'm super tired of this "that's not who we're are bullshit."

The President is teaching you stupid fucks how to fight and win and all you do is bow your head to the opposition that wants to kill you, me and America as we know it and you send my an email asking for donations b/c your being out raised.

Well fucking hello fuckstick, what else do you expect when we need you to fight for everything and you send a survey or email on raising the age of smoking to 21? Jeez, WTF is the difference between voting for a GOPe cum stain who may or may not stab me in the back or an evil Gimmedat who I know what I get.."

The handful of asshats among them who aren't cowards agree with Pelosi.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 08:46 PM

THIS NEEDS TO BE SENT TO EVERY SINGLE REPUBLICAN.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 23, 2020 08:54 PM (lW69B)

237 I'm Big Fat Meanie, and I murdered George Floyd.

With a candlestick.

In the drawing room.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 23, 2020 08:54 PM (DY3v8)

238 Troll's in.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 08:55 PM (oVJmc)

239
Was Bing wearing a mask?

And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Every day you meet quite a few
So, you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be falling on a car

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2020 08:56 PM (aKsyK)

240 Was that Alex Lifeson on the Segway?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 23, 2020 08:56 PM (DY3v8)

241 Mohammed was a slave trader.
Can we start tearing down mosques?

Posted by: Diogenes at June 23, 2020 08:56 PM (axyOa)

242 Scarface was an Oliver Stone screenplay. Only work of his that I half way liked.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 23, 2020 08:56 PM (2DOZq)

243 Was that Alex Lifeson on the Segway?


IT'S MA'AM!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 08:57 PM (oVJmc)

244 Hmmm....

While I appreciate Bif's efforts, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with us doxxing folks here.

After all, we *are* guests in Ace's house, and I do t think that reflects well on The Ewok.

Posted by: ibguy at June 23, 2020 08:57 PM (EHVbt)

245 Ben Shapiro does not hate being lied to. This is the great separator.
It separates him from his audience, and him from the smart guys that he hired. If he was smart he would retire.



Soooo, no internal Bullshit Detector, eh? That's becoming quite common these days.

If you can't tell when you're being lied to, you should quit being an "influencer" on Twatter. Or whatever he's supposed to be.

My conscience is my influencer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 08:57 PM (HaL55)

246 Why are all of these Democrat run cities for decades upon decades bastions of 'systemic racism'?

Posted by: jsg at June 23, 2020 08:57 PM (A/+hW)

247 Agreed, ibguy.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 23, 2020 08:58 PM (lW69B)

248 At least Bing was able to bang Elizabeth Hurley before he decided to cash it in.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 23, 2020 08:58 PM (2DOZq)

249 Why are all of these Democrat run cities for decades upon decades bastions of 'systemic racism'?




Look at the history of the Democrat Party and it will all make sense.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 08:58 PM (oVJmc)

250 247 Taqi

Thanks

Posted by: ibguy at June 23, 2020 08:58 PM (EHVbt)

251
Just saw the video of Bubba on The View.

From the bottom of my heart, Fuch You, Bubba.

You lying piece of dogshit.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2020 08:59 PM (sy5kK)

252 I liked Any Given Sunday.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 08:59 PM (DMoow)

253 At least Bing was able to bang Elizabeth Hurley


**********

Bing Bang, Walla Walla Ting Tang!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2020 08:59 PM (Fc5rx)

254 Kill, Marry, or Fuck, Oliver Stone characters:

Tony Montana, Conan the Barbarian, JFK


JFK probably had more drugs in his system than Tony Montana.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 23, 2020 08:59 PM (DY3v8)

255
Just saw the video of Bubba on The View.



He pretty much Emmett Till's America.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 08:59 PM (oVJmc)

256 re 194: well, I liked "Liquid Sky". So There.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach


So you were on:
A . Acid
B . Weed
C. 1 handle of Jack
D. All of the above?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 23, 2020 08:59 PM (L6ZYH)

257 Agreed, ibguy.
Posted by: Taqiyyologist

*********

Thirded!

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2020 09:00 PM (Fc5rx)

258 and blowing up domes

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 09:01 PM (bW5jA)

259 After all, we *are* guests in Ace's house, and I do t think that reflects well on The Ewok.
Posted by: ibguy

I'm uncomfortable for the same reason. I'll continue to work up the full report and send it to Ace and the other Cobs to do with as they will.

I'll probably post it to twatter and Gab just because it's their rules and I don't want ace to pay for my vindictive nature.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 23, 2020 09:01 PM (VcFUs)

260 Platoon was treacle.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 09:02 PM (DMoow)

261 There are some things best not done on a public forum.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2020 09:02 PM (Fc5rx)

262 244 Hmmm....

While I appreciate Bif's efforts, I'm not sure I'm comfortable with us doxxing folks here.

After all, we *are* guests in Ace's house, and I do t think that reflects well on The Ewok.
Posted by: ibguy at June 23, 2020 08:57 PM (EHVbt)


OK, so we need to set up an identity clearing house independent of here?

I could get down with that, as the kids say.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2020 09:02 PM (8C7+r)

263 What if someone did hang a noose? What would he be charged with? Hurting little Bubba's feelings? I seriously don't know what the crime would be.

Posted by: abbynormal at June 23, 2020 09:03 PM (I849g)

264 I'll probably post it to twatter and Gab just because it's their rules and I don't want ace to pay for my vindictive nature.

I've been in and out all day playing Suzie Homemaker. What'd I miss?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 09:03 PM (HaL55)

265
261 There are some things best not done on a public forum.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2020 09:02 PM (Fc5rx)
--------
Wait. Wut? This is all public?!

Posted by: Weasel at June 23, 2020 09:04 PM (MVjcR)

266 >>>What if someone did hang a noose? What would he be charged with? Hurting little Bubba's feelings? I seriously don't know what the crime would be.


HATE CRIME! HATE CRIME!!!!!

Posted by: The MSM at June 23, 2020 09:04 PM (VWp7G)

267 What is Chris Elliott doing now?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 08:38 PM (DMoow)

He's on Schitt's Creek. A very funny and sweet show with Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 09:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

268 Just saw the video of Bubba on The View.



From the bottom of my heart, Fuch You, Bubba.



You lying piece of dogshit.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2020 08:59 PM (sy5kK)


He's a slightly less gay Jussie Smollett.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 09:04 PM (lIePT)

269 BB,

See my 212.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 23, 2020 09:04 PM (VcFUs)

270 I seriously don't know what the crime would be.


*********

Aggravated rope.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2020 09:04 PM (Fc5rx)

271 Andrea Mitchell, Elanor Holmes Norton, and Lord Hu-Gag-Me.


The apocalypse is a lot less Mad Max and more Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 09:04 PM (kG9+9)

272 Inslee can mandatory all he wants. I'm not wearing a mask. Had to tell my chiropractor that yesterday and I was in a month ago and didn't wear one then. If I'd had one on today in UPS store, I would have passed out. It's 90 out.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 23, 2020 09:04 PM (JKNZq)

273 OT:

like Marco Rubio with more testosterone.

That'll hit him right in the old trash-can.

Posted by: DaveA at June 23, 2020 09:04 PM (FhXTo)

274 Wait. Wut? This is all public?!
Posted by: Weasel


*********

Well yeah. If you signed up for the decoder ring.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2020 09:05 PM (Fc5rx)

275 The guy in the pink bikini that charged at Mitchell and Holmes Norton totally looks like a Republican.

Anyone know where Mitch McConnell was at the time of the incident?

Posted by: Darth Randall at June 23, 2020 09:06 PM (iWCRg)

276 248 At least Bing was able to bang Elizabeth Hurley before he decided to cash it in.
Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 23, 2020 08:58 PM (2DOZq)


Let's face it, how was he going to top that?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2020 09:06 PM (tW3KO)

277 Bubba on The View - totally a NASCAR demographic. LOLGF

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 23, 2020 09:06 PM (nFRLh)

278 Those damn Duke Boys killed George Floyd!

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2020 09:06 PM (a5D9R)

279 Who among is has not murdered George Floyd?


Sometimes I murder George Floyd twice before breakfast.

I don't start the day wanting to murder George Floyd, but my systemic racism takes over and I turn into a racist murdering Incredible White Hulk.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 23, 2020 09:06 PM (n4scg)

280 274 Wait. Wut? This is all public?!
Posted by: Weasel

*********

Well yeah. If you signed up for the decoder ring.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 23, 2020 09:05 PM (Fc5rx)
------
Great. Just great. NOW you tell me.

Posted by: Weasel at June 23, 2020 09:07 PM (MVjcR)

281 267, thanks. Is it still running?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 09:07 PM (DMoow)

282 263 What if someone did hang a noose? What would he be charged with? Hurting little Bubba's feelings? I seriously don't know what the crime would be.
Posted by: abbynormal at June 23, 2020 09:03 PM (I849g)

Bet a prosecutor would go with terroristic threats.

Posted by: Bete at June 23, 2020 09:07 PM (Ojki1)

283 263 What if someone did hang a noose? What would he be charged with? Hurting little Bubba's feelings? I seriously don't know what the crime would be.
Posted by: abbynormal at June 23, 2020 09:03 PM (I849g)


Communicating a Threat (That is the UCMJ name for it, I am sure the various states and Fed have a different name for it).

It would be a "process is the punishment" sort of thing. Bankrupt the defendant with legal bills, etc.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2020 09:07 PM (8C7+r)

284 Aha Bif. So she's the one censoring conservatives? Or one of the ones?

Oh yeah, post that on Twatter or wherever will get some exposure to get her #Cancelled.

Sorry, but their rules and all. Alinsky their asses con mucho gusto.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 09:07 PM (HaL55)

285 You know what, we're out of here. You guys can handle this on your own, no way we want our brand associated with this.

Posted by: War, Famine, Pestilance, & Death, LLC at June 23, 2020 09:07 PM (kG9+9)

286 What if someone did hang a noose? What would he be charged with? Hurting little Bubba's feelings? I seriously don't know what the crime would be.
Posted by: abbynormal at June 23, 2020 09:03 PM (I849g)

Because of it's association with lynching, some states have hate crime laws that come into effect if you are caught hanging a noose to intimidate or terrorize a minority.

I just checked out Nascar and Richard Petty Motorsports facebook pages. No apology from either, just a statement they are glad this was not an "intentional " action.

They are getting roasted, including Richard Petty and especially Wallace. it's running about 95% pissed off people , fans, etc. There are the occasional idiot claiming everyone else is still racist for being angry at Nascar andRPM.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 23, 2020 09:07 PM (4lz+j)

287 Incidentally, everything I posted is a public record. But I agree that it should be Ace's decision to post it. If one of the COBs wants to delete my 212, I'm cool with that andit won't upset me.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 23, 2020 09:07 PM (VcFUs)

288 At least Bing was able to bang Elizabeth Hurley before he decided to cash it in.

I had to go back and look at the comments. I thought you meant Bing Crosby. LOL

Posted by: abbynormal at June 23, 2020 09:08 PM (I849g)

289 Tony Montana, Conan the Barbarian, JFK


Milius threw out basically all of Stone's contribution to Conan. I think maybe the opening scene where the village looks like Scandi VietNam has a Stone feel, but he didn't write it even though he got a credit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2020 09:08 PM (gd9RK)

290 See all you Morons and 'Ettes in a bit. Time to displace to a nice restaurant....

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2020 09:08 PM (8C7+r)

291 256 re 194: well, I liked "Liquid Sky". So There.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach

I'm late, but I just saw this. I also like Liquid Sky. Never heard of anyone else who had seen it. I'd like to see it now to determine if I still like it in my post-punk life.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at June 23, 2020 09:09 PM (OX9vb)

292 I love Bowie but his hung Americans line was silly.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 09:09 PM (DMoow)

293

199 ibguy at June 23, 2020 08:46 PM (EHVbt)

Floyd was *never* the reason.

He was the *excuse*.



Well, yes, but isn't Floyd such a flawed "excuse" (apparently, The First Ever Recorded Instance in Human History, in Any Culture, of holding a pregnant woman's unborn child hostage) such that ANY OTHER EXCUSE would've been A Lot Better?

I think this action of Floyd, if true, deserves to be painted all over the pAntyfa BrownShirts, every D Mayor, City Council Member, All D's in the House, Senate and State legislatures, and every D Governor.


I've read a "rumor"(?) that Queef Ellison is sitting on the police cam videos ... perhaps they exhonorate the Minn. Police. Release the video, We should find out now.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 23, 2020 09:09 PM (FlRtG)

294 Ethel Merman is getting too much hate here today.

Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2020 09:10 PM (Qf83p)

295 Bubba on The View - totally a NASCAR demographic. LOLGF
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 23, 2020 09:06 PM (nFRLh)

Did he talk about how his mother always use to say "Stupid is as stupid does"?

Posted by: Bete at June 23, 2020 09:10 PM (Ojki1)

296 285 You know what, we're out of here. You guys can handle this on your own, no way we want our brand associated with this.
Posted by: War, Famine, Pestilance, & Death, LLC

Dont let me hit you on the way out.

Posted by: SMOD at June 23, 2020 09:11 PM (Qkz2E)

297 272 Inslee can mandatory all he wants. I'm not wearing a mask. Had to tell my chiropractor that yesterday and I was in a month ago and didn't wear one then. If I'd had one on today in UPS store, I would have passed out. It's 90 out.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 23, 2020 09:04 PM (JKNZq)

It's 85 here today. Lucky for me, Idaho is only about 20 minutes away. I'll be doing all my shopping there for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 23, 2020 09:12 PM (qrX0b)

298 Inslee can mandatory all he wants. I'm not wearing a mask.

The insane thing is that to get infected requires proximity and duration - the idea that you are at any significant risk by walking by someone and being within six feet of them for two seconds, is just insane.

When they start enforcing mask restrictions in the CHAZ, get back to me.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 23, 2020 09:12 PM (I2/tG)

299 What is Liquid Sky? I just realized I was thinking of Vanilla Sky.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 09:12 PM (DMoow)

300 IMG, I am indeed poultry, trying to elevate beyond a former chicken hawk rotary wing aviator, now legal eagle. But I have been blessed with a few skills that may help me soar above the fray.
And if you believe that, ...
Will you be at the NoVaMoMe? l really want to meet as many fellow Maroons as I can in person.

Posted by: RI Red at June 23, 2020 09:12 PM (5qvy2)

301 259 Bif

You rock

Posted by: ibguy at June 23, 2020 09:13 PM (EHVbt)

302 Dont let me hit you on the way out.
Posted by: SMOD at June 23, 2020 09:11 PM (Qkz2E)

You just keep on traveling by, asshole.

Posted by: Yellowstone Super Volcano at June 23, 2020 09:13 PM (fzIJm)

303 110---...is this the first time in recorded human history that a male has specifically used a weapon to hold a pregnant woman' unborn baby hostage?.....

Posted by: Arbalest at June 23, 2020 08:25 PM (FlRtG)
--------------------------
Um,....no.
It happens.

But it takes a special kind of thug to do that.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 23, 2020 09:13 PM (M/9m0)

304 The new BLM OP, which I pray doesn't gain traction, is for a black man to walk up to a White woman accusing her of calling him the n-word on camera to get her fired and ruining their lives.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at June 23, 2020 09:13 PM (a5D9R)

305 Norton!

Posted by: Zombie Ralph Cramden in a Teeny Kini at June 23, 2020 09:14 PM (uhPTO)

306 What is Liquid Sky? I just realized I was thinking of Vanilla Sky.


Now that was one strange movie. Right up until the end when you find out it's really a sci-fi flick.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 09:14 PM (HaL55)

307 And f@ck Jay Inslee!

Posted by: SMOD at June 23, 2020 09:14 PM (Qkz2E)

308 What if someone did hang a noose? What would he be charged with? Hurting little Bubba's feelings? I seriously don't know what the crime would be.
Posted by: abbynormal


While racers are very competitive and play dirty tricks and get into fights a lot more in the past then now
there are klan laws still on the books, so look 'em up. Intimidation (criminal), terrorism, incitement. Doesn't really matter at this point, the FBI would find a reason to prosecute them no matter what.

All that really matters is the crew member that spazzed out about nothing (if that's true) also knew this would cause a sensation, and give his driver greater status and more sponsors. Bonus.

The NASCAR president saw this as a great opportunity to show what virtuous true-believers they are, which ultimately is only buying them time before the collectivist nu-Communists eat his whole show.

I'm sure the bulk of the administrative state is upset at the FBIs report.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 23, 2020 09:15 PM (L6ZYH)

309 20 There's no way to come up with words low enough for Nancy Pelosi.

And yet David French will be jumping up and down saying "She's Right! And it's Donald Trump's fault she was forced to say that!!!"

you know when you can't even talk the entire framework of representative government has collapsed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 23, 2020 08:05 PM (V2Yro)


Yeah. Yet idiot John Roberts perseveres in avoiding judging on the law in controversial cases, so he can punt them back to the gridlocked, extremely partisan, political arena. Real smart, John. NOT.

The Left began relying on the Federal Courts to bastardize the Constitution long before Roberts arrived, but he has been enabling the Left's dependency to the extreme.

Why should the Dems try to get a compromise with the Republicans on anything but spending more money? They can rely on SCOTUS to bend the knee to Social Justice desires sooner or later.

The last substantive Constitutional Amendment was ratified almost 50 years ago, in 1971: The 26th Amendment, giving citizens 18 years old and above the right to vote. The last Leftist-proposed Amendment that was pushed hard was the failed Equal Rights Amendment (ERA).

The Left no longer bothers to seriously propose Amendments. I wonder if one reason for that is the weakness of the Supreme Court on the Constitution? Why bother anymore with bipartisan negotiations in Congress, or trying to convince three-quarters of states to ratify an Amendment?

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2020 09:15 PM (AMIL/)

310 If Priscilla was a mean girl she could have done mournful damage.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 09:15 PM (bW5jA)

311 @Bandersnatch ... I did not know that. So who did write the greatest line ever uttered in cinema history?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 23, 2020 09:15 PM (DY3v8)

312 Mask good. Garage pull cords bad.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 09:16 PM (Vjz25)

313 Isn't the 'small-minded' person the one who sees a loop in a rope and thinks it's a racist dogwhistle?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 09:16 PM (oVJmc)

314 272 Inslee can mandatory all he wants. I'm not wearing a mask. Had to tell my chiropractor that yesterday and I was in a month ago and didn't wear one then. If I'd had one on today in UPS store, I would have passed out. It's 90 out.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 23, 2020 09:04 PM (JKNZq)


I have asthma, officer. No, I don't answer questions.

HIPPA is federal law, officer. It is against federal law to require me to tell you anything about my health.

I don't answer questions, officer.

I don't answer questions, officer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, practicing for this upcoming Friday at June 23, 2020 09:16 PM (sy5kK)

315 What is Liquid Sky?


Liquid Sky is a sci-fi drug movie from the early 80s.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 09:17 PM (oVJmc)

316 302 You just keep on traveling by, asshole.
Posted by: Yellowstone Super Volcano

I see your ashes of doom and raise you my Coronal Mass Ejection.

Posted by: The Sun at June 23, 2020 09:17 PM (Qkz2E)

317 These twitter deletions = book burning.

NYT and friends' "stealth" "edits" = book burning.

No hard copies saves matches.

Posted by: Techno Torch at June 23, 2020 09:17 PM (BRkq2)

318 You know its only June, wait until September and October. You are going into think these were the days of sanity.

Posted by: Pliney at June 23, 2020 09:17 PM (nzKWW)

319
I don't answer questions, officer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, practicing for this upcoming Friday at June 23, 2020 09:16 PM (sy5kK)

Plus I am an article IV free inhabitant.

Posted by: jsg at June 23, 2020 09:18 PM (A/+hW)

320 The attacker had just taken off his MAGA hat before the cameras were turned on.

Posted by: Andrea Mitchell at June 23, 2020 09:18 PM (SnLSx)

321 Hope there's no hard feelings, racists...
Posted by: Bubba Watson at June 23, 2020 08:07 PM (RCRTc)

Now this is just me talking but I think if I saw that noose in my bay I'd look up and see what it was attached to, and if it had a use other than what I suspected. And that is if'n I were the type to see nooses everywhere. Then maybe I'd ask around and see if anyone had ever seen such a thing.
But no, Bubba went there immediately, and no one, I mean no one, had the fortitude to tell the dude he was funking wrong.
Big parade, fbi investigation, headline noose, the whole shebang.

What a bunch of stupids.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 23, 2020 09:18 PM (z79tQ)

322 Septemberteenth and Octoberteenth are gone be LIT

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 09:18 PM (Vjz25)

323


Any results yet on primary for Donkey Chompers?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 09:19 PM (lIePT)

324 Email should be as protected and private as USPS.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 09:19 PM (bW5jA)

325 316 302 You just keep on traveling by, asshole.
Posted by: Yellowstone Super Volcano

I see your ashes of doom and raise you my Coronal Mass Ejection.
Posted by: The Sun at June 23, 2020 09:17 PM (Qkz2E)

Bless Your Heart.

Posted by: Gamma Ray Burst at June 23, 2020 09:19 PM (A/+hW)

326 I think if we can somehow link masks to racism. That's the key.

Posted by: Pliney at June 23, 2020 09:19 PM (nzKWW)

327 I was thinking Owsley acid or CA surf brand.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 09:19 PM (DMoow)

328 Law enforcement don't get no respect:

https://tinyurl.com/y9nn97be

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 09:20 PM (kG9+9)

329
303 Margarita DeVille at June 23, 2020 09:13 PM (M/9m0)

In any event, this needs to be painted all over the D's.

I think it will repel very many people, and put the Floyd case into better perspective.

Posted by: Arbalest at June 23, 2020 09:20 PM (FlRtG)

330 So who did write the greatest line ever uttered in cinema history?


According to some guy on the internet it was cribbed from a book about Ghengis Khan.

http://www.barbariankeep.com/ctbsecrets.html

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2020 09:20 PM (gd9RK)

331 309---......The last Leftist-proposed Amendment that was pushed hard was the failed Equal Rights Amendment (ERA).

The Left no longer bothers to seriously propose Amendments. I wonder if one reason for that is the weakness of the Supreme Court on the Constitution? Why bother anymore with bipartisan negotiations in Congress, or trying to convince three-quarters of states to ratify an Amendment?
Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2020 09:15 PM (AMIL/)
-------------------------------------
Yep.
I remember when the ERA failed. I was hanging with a lot of lefties back then and they consoled themselves: "Don't worry. We'll eventually get all we want through the courts anyway."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 23, 2020 09:20 PM (M/9m0)

332 325 316 302 You just keep on traveling by, asshole.
Posted by: Yellowstone Super Volcano

I see your ashes of doom and raise you my Coronal Mass Ejection.
Posted by: The Sun at June 23, 2020 09:17 PM (Qkz2E)

Bless Your Heart.

Posted by: Gamma Ray Burst at June 23, 2020 09:19 PM (A/+hW)


Nobody ever thinks about me anymore. *sniff*

Posted by: Hole in the Ozone Layer at June 23, 2020 09:20 PM (HaL55)

333 So are the large guys with backpacks plain clothes Capital District Police or Norton's private security escort?

Posted by: DaveA at June 23, 2020 09:21 PM (FhXTo)

334
Ethel Merman is getting too much hate here today.
Posted by: eleven


There's no business like rope business.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2020 09:21 PM (aKsyK)

335 Nobody ever thinks about me anymore. *sniff*
Posted by: Hole in the Ozone Layer



Dawwww......

Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2020 09:22 PM (Qf83p)

336 329

In any event, this needs to be painted all over the D's.

I think it will repel very many people, and put the Floyd case into better perspective.
Posted by: Arbalest at June 23, 2020 09:20 PM (FlRtG)
---------------------------
Oh, yeah.
It will repel people of all races.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 23, 2020 09:22 PM (M/9m0)

337 I think if we can somehow link masks to racism. That's the key.

--

NC Governor Roy Cooper, (D), is contemplating mandatory mask wearing in public places.

NC law prohibits wearing masks in public places because racism.

NC attorney general said "it's not illegal to wear masks, silly. It's mask masks. Not masks. Masks are perfectly legal for us to require you to wear in public places when the law says you can't wear masks."

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 09:22 PM (Vjz25)

338 BTW, the reason why Antifa and the rioters have to operate in big cities was demonstrated again today.

The Seattle suburb of Bellevue, Washington was hit by significant looting the evening of May 31st. Now, if it had been Portland or Seattle, the looters would be happily secure in their ill-gotten gains, but Bellevue police actually went through all the available video footage, and announced today that they had arrested 23 people, with 100 more "identified for questioning".

Now, this isn't all good news, since Bellevue is in King County along with Seattle, so you are going to get the King County DA and King County juries, but if you want to discourage future looting, that's how you do it.

The winner arrestee:

A 26-year-old in Renton was arrested for his involvement in the looting. During his arrest, police recovered several weapons, including an AK 47, ammunition, meth and other drugs, and a silencer that was hidden in a baby's crib.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 23, 2020 09:22 PM (I2/tG)

339 https://tinyurl.com/kdmvgnd

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 09:23 PM (kG9+9)

340 OK gamma ray burst. I'm going with heat death of the universe. Hah!

Posted by: RI Red at June 23, 2020 09:23 PM (5qvy2)

341 Speaking of stupid, twice today I saw and heard reference to the George Floyd shooting. Once in print and once by Martha McCallum just before Tucker came on.

What good are these guys, what utility do they have?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 23, 2020 09:24 PM (z79tQ)

342 319
I don't answer questions, officer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, practicing for this upcoming Friday at June 23, 2020 09:16 PM (sy5kK)

Plus I am an article IV free inhabitant.
Posted by: jsg at June 23, 2020 09:18 PM (A/+hW)


I saw a video last week of some guys doing this when being approached by an officer, without any situation going on.

That phrase, repeated, cuffs any conversation from happening.

I'm done being nice.


*whoops!*

*delete*

I can't say that without getting Ace in trouble!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, practicing for this upcoming Friday at June 23, 2020 09:24 PM (sy5kK)

343 I have asthma, officer.

Hey, that excuse kept me out of the draft!

My "asthma" didn't stop me from being a lifeguard, or playing high school football, fortunately.

Posted by: Demented Joe Biden! at June 23, 2020 09:25 PM (I2/tG)

344 James Woods has a clip showing Bubba's great sportsmanship.

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status
/1275596967544930305

(remove space after "status")

Posted by: IrishEi at June 23, 2020 09:25 PM (sGotD)

345
But no, Bubba went there immediately, and no one, I mean no one, had the fortitude to tell the dude he was funking wrong.



The official line is that he didn't find the 'noose'. So he was toally committed to the Narrative second-hand.


Because he's a viiiiictiiiiimmmm.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 09:25 PM (oVJmc)

346 Watching the mobsters tonight screaming and yelling and abusing the cops and anybody else, it hit me that somebody must have opened up all the closed psych wards and let everyone out. It is that insane.

Posted by: RobertM at June 23, 2020 09:25 PM (lEqw+)

347 NC attorney general said "it's not illegal to wear masks, silly. It's mask masks. Not masks. Masks are perfectly legal for us to require you to wear in public places when the law says you can't wear masks."

Well that just makes all kinds of sense, doesn't it?

Posted by: Hole in the Ozone Layer at June 23, 2020 09:26 PM (HaL55)

348
Quote from judicial smackdowm of Gov. Whitler-


"if the Court can conceive of any set of facts"

I never though that it is the role of any Court to apply creative thought.


My impression was that it the Parties to a case who present their own facts.

Stupid me.

Posted by: Miklos, not a solicitor or barrister at June 23, 2020 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)

349 Stupid Human monkeys, always managing to find a new Nadir of Stupidity.

Hey Vogons! CHOP! CHOP!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:27 PM (9ykbr)

350 340 OK gamma ray burst. I'm going with heat death of the universe. Hah!
Posted by: RI Red

Miss me yet?

Posted by: Al Gore's rising sea level at June 23, 2020 09:27 PM (Qkz2E)

351 333 So are the large guys with backpacks plain clothes Capital District Police or Norton's private security escort?
Posted by: DaveA at June 23, 2020 09:21 PM (FhXTo)


I was thinking US Marshalls, but CD Police could be it, too.

But yeah, those guys are pulling US Guvmint paychecks.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2020 09:27 PM (sy5kK)

352 Off sniffy sock.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 09:28 PM (HaL55)

353 I would pay money for someone to go up to Ben Shapiro at a "meet and greet" and remark "You sound much taller on the radio."

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 09:28 PM (kG9+9)

354 also knew this would cause a sensation, and give his driver greater status and more sponsors. Bonus.

His new wall spackle sponsor is going to look like a marketing genius!

Posted by: t-bird at June 23, 2020 09:29 PM (CTJwJ)

355 Went to an Auto website today (autoextremist). The guy there is usually ok. Strongly opinionated but nothing wrong with that. Well today he went on a insane rant about the 'Racist' incident in Talladega. He of course blamed the BADORANGEMAN. Of course he had to put up a disclaimer before his screed when the news came out that the whole thing was a stupid mistake turned into a fake racist hate crime. His disclaimer is going with the 'Fake, but Accurate' defense and BADORANGEMAN IS STILL BAD!!!

Trump has broken so many people. It's magnificent!

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 23, 2020 09:29 PM (AvNhU)

356 NC Governor Roy Cooper, (D), is contemplating mandatory mask wearing in public places.

NC law prohibits wearing masks in public places because racism.

NC attorney general said "it's not illegal to wear masks, silly. It's mask masks. Not masks. Masks are perfectly legal for us to require you to wear in public places when the law says you can't wear masks."
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 09:22 PM (Vjz25)

You said/did something we don't like, so we're gonna prosecute you for wearing a (mandated) mask in public. Kneel serfs!

Posted by: NC Attorney General at June 23, 2020 09:29 PM (Ojki1)

357
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
Level 17 Fortnite Expert
at June 23, 2020 09:29 PM (cUi/7)

358 Eleanor only has her 'seat' because the Democrats want DC to have full representation. You know something that only an Amendment can do, but Democrats have never let the Law get in their way to seizing power.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:30 PM (9ykbr)

359 "Email should be as private and protected as USPS"

Posted by: Said no trial lawyers, anywhere, ever at June 23, 2020 09:30 PM (nFRLh)

360 347 NC attorney general said "it's not illegal to wear masks, silly. It's mask masks. Not masks. Masks are perfectly legal for us to require you to wear in public places when the law says you can't wear masks."

Well that just makes all kinds of sense, doesn't it?
Posted by: Hole in the Ozone Layer at June 23, 2020 09:26 PM (HaL55)


If the NC Attorney General has that much difficulty figuring out what wearing a mask means, think of the difficulty level of him understanding rape.

or rape-rape.

told you it was confusing!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2020 09:30 PM (sy5kK)

361 359 "Email should be as private and protected as USPS"


Yeah.

Posted by: Seth Rich at June 23, 2020 09:31 PM (sy5kK)

362 300 IMG, I am indeed poultry, trying to elevate beyond a former chicken hawk rotary wing aviator, now legal eagle. But I have been blessed with a few skills that may help me soar above the fray.
And if you believe that, ...
Will you be at the NoVaMoMe? l really want to meet as many fellow Maroons as I can in person.
Posted by: RI Red at June 23, 2020 09:12 PM (5qvy2)


Oh hell, reality meets imagination. He I was making you a Ranger Instructor and you tell me....!

OK, and on topmmof that you challenge me with a personal invite to a MoMee???

Well.

I was scheduled to give a talk at Quantico mid-Aug, but that's gone virtual.

Hmmm...

Mrs IMG and I have a getaway planned for Labor Day +....

Might could just do that! Let's see how Mrs IMG fares. I am sure she'd be up for a trip if her health permits. (Being optimistic that she will be hale and hearty by Independence Day!)

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2020 09:31 PM (sRrAJ)

363 My chiropractor checks my temperature when I come in. he checked my O2 levels with an oximeter, so I pulled mine out so we could compare. I'm not sick and I'm tired of having people tell me what to do. Maybe that's why no one has insisted on a mask at this point.

Still pretty well stocked up with food, so could easily go without shopping for awhile. But I want to do keto, which means I need more fresh stuff.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 23, 2020 09:32 PM (JKNZq)

364 Has anyone ever met Ben Shapiro and asked, "can I have your sister's number?" Asking for a friend. Really.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 23, 2020 09:32 PM (nFRLh)

365 332 325 316 302 You just keep on traveling by, asshole.
Posted by: Yellowstone Super Volcano

I see your ashes of doom and raise you my Coronal Mass Ejection.
Posted by: The Sun at June 23, 2020 09:17 PM (Qkz2E)

Bless Your Heart.

Posted by: Gamma Ray Burst at June 23, 2020 09:19 PM (A/+hW)

Nobody ever thinks about me anymore. *sniff*
Posted by: Hole in the Ozone Layer at June 23, 2020 09:20 PM (HaL55)

Me, neither

Posted by: President Hillary Clinton at June 23, 2020 09:32 PM (A/+hW)

366 Nanzi's dotage is a spectator sport. She's about 5 months behind Biden.

Posted by: klaftern at June 23, 2020 09:32 PM (RuIsu)

367 A 26-year-old in Renton was arrested for his involvement in the looting. During his arrest, police recovered several weapons, including an AK 47, ammunition, meth and other drugs, and a silencer that was hidden in a baby's crib.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 23, 2020 09:22 PM (I2/tG)

Trump is forcing police to go after peaceful protesters!

Posted by: David French at June 23, 2020 09:32 PM (Ojki1)

368 The official line is that he didn't find the 'noose'. So he was toally committed to the Narrative second-hand.

He can't be guilty if he was just passing on hearsay. It's the new Whistleblower Statute - if you think you hear something, call 911.

Posted by: t-bird at June 23, 2020 09:32 PM (AytXr)

369 Heat death of the Universe: "OK, I give up, Mr. Entropy."

Posted by: RI Red at June 23, 2020 09:32 PM (5qvy2)

370 333 So are the large guys with backpacks plain clothes Capital District Police or Norton's private security escort?

Posted by: DaveA at June 23, 2020 09:21 PM (FhXTo)





I was thinking US Marshalls, but CD Police could be it, too.



But yeah, those guys are pulling US Guvmint paychecks.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2020 09:27 PM (sy5kK)

And the Capital District Police is...?
Seriously. Sorry to be a pain, but as someone who lives in the DC area that means nothing to me.

Posted by: Vendette at June 23, 2020 09:33 PM (Bi0n0)

371 AOC winning easily.

Engel looks to be in trouble.

Posted by: Ha at June 23, 2020 09:33 PM (95rJF)

372 This new popular phrase, "systemic racism," IMO is meant to relieve the dems from accusing any particular person of racism, while still accusing everyone of some kind of secret racism. (and they never define the key term, "racism." Webster's says its a belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race. )

It's all BS. The system is not racist - it does not "believe" that the primary determinant of human capacities is one's race. (Altho I think the dems believe that).

If anything, it's skewed to boost minorities to succeed at every possible juncture to make amends for past barriers.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 09:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

373 "Email should be as private and protected as USPS"


Yes, according to that old Constitution thingy that's over 100 years old, because irrelevant.

Also dead white guys.

I'm just luving this new Postmodern America where nothing means anything anymore.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - Who can fight the beast? Revelation 13:4 at June 23, 2020 09:33 PM (HaL55)

374 Miss me yet?
Posted by: Al Gore's rising sea level at June 23, 2020 09:27 PM (Qkz2E)

Uh, did I do that?

Posted by: Former pres O'Bumbles at June 23, 2020 09:33 PM (Ojki1)

375 Has anyone ever met Ben Shapiro and asked, "can I have your sister's number?" Asking for a friend. Really.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness


44?

Posted by: eleven at June 23, 2020 09:34 PM (Qf83p)

376 A silencer in the crib?

Poor little baby. What ever happened to simply using a pacifier?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:34 PM (9ykbr)

377 AOC winning easily says everything you need to know about her district - doesn't live there, doesn't care, but a TV star. They deserve what they desire.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 23, 2020 09:35 PM (nFRLh)

378 3. Is Floyd still a hero?

Posted by: Arbalest at June 23, 2020 08:25 PM (FlRtG)

Is Trayvon still the son Obama would have had?
Do they still chant hands up, don't shoot in honor of gentle giant Michael Brown?
Does a bear shit in the woods?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 23, 2020 09:35 PM (z79tQ)

379

NY Primary results so far:


Biden: 65%, Comrade Bernie: 19%, Squaw Liz: 5%, Mini Mike: 5%.


Yeah, Gropin' Joe is the runaway favorite. People who dropped out months ago got 1/3 of the vote


Donkey Chompers has an early lead

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 09:35 PM (yiFcV)

380 353 I would pay money for someone to go up to Ben Shapiro at a "meet and greet" and remark "You sound much taller on the radio."
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 09:28 PM (kG9+9)

I'll kick in a Benjamin Franklin

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 23, 2020 09:35 PM (w6A0l)

381 Systemic racism. You know. Affirmative action college admissions, contract preferences, hiring preferences, etc. because you don't think blacks are equal to white applicants.

Isn't that what they're talking about?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 09:36 PM (Vjz25)

382
Is Floyd still a hero?


Posted by: Arbalest at June 23, 2020 08:25 PM (FlRtG)



He was a hell of a barber

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 09:36 PM (yiFcV)

383 If the NC Attorney General has that much difficulty figuring out what wearing a mask means, think of the difficulty level of him understanding rape.

or rape-rape.

told you it was confusing!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2020 09:30 PM (sy5kK)

Miss me yet?

Posted by: Mike Nifong at June 23, 2020 09:36 PM (Ojki1)

384 Now that these crises are petering out, what could be next.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 09:36 PM (DMoow)

385 "322 Septemberteenth and Octoberteenth are gone be LIT"

A backlash from Hell is inevitable. This hasn't been a battle let alone a war because only one side has fought. As soon as the other side starts being violent right back, the Deep State will move to suppress them and it will be beyond lit AF.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 23, 2020 09:36 PM (puu6v)

386 Those gals just need to up the situational awareness or travel in bigger herds. Gracious sakes alive, okapi would never fail to avoid such a brazen attack.

Someone, somewhere, is concluding the above statement is racist since all six letters in the word racist are prominently featured within the text.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 23, 2020 09:36 PM (e1mEI)

387 Mikey NTH

Did you miss the hobby thread Sefton put up? The one that had Gomez Addams and his train collection?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:36 PM (9ykbr)

388 Is Floyd still a hero?

-

Black Lives Matter's "What We Believe" page celebrates all the criminals. Floyd, Trayvon, and all the rest. They're the reason for the season.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 09:37 PM (Vjz25)

389 353 I would pay money for someone to go up to Ben Shapiro at a "meet and greet" and remark "You sound much taller on the radio."
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 09:28 PM (kG9+9)


If "pay money" is travel, lodging, Mickey Dee's level per diem, plus celebratory booze, I am your huckleberry!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2020 09:37 PM (sRrAJ)

390 If anything, it's skewed to boost minorities to succeed at every possible juncture to make amends for past barriers.
Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 09:33 PM (Ed8Zd)


And yet ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 23, 2020 09:37 PM (tW3KO)

391 65% of Dems in NY are voting for a clear dementia patient. As a resident of Texas Mr. Lincoln, why the fuck should I care about the Union anymore?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 23, 2020 09:38 PM (nFRLh)

392 *sulks*


I thought we were going to talk about Conan.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2020 09:38 PM (gd9RK)

393 If anything, it's skewed to boost minorities to succeed at every possible juncture to make amends for past barriers.
--

And yet ...

--

LOOK OUT THERE'S A GARAGE DOOR PULL ROPE!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 09:38 PM (Vjz25)

394 And yet in Minneapolis

A gang war erupted on a football field...

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:38 PM (9ykbr)

395 The winner arrestee:

A 26-year-old in Renton was arrested for his involvement in the looting. During his arrest, police recovered several weapons, including an AK 47, ammunition, meth and other drugs, and a silencer that was hidden in a baby's crib.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 23, 2020 09:22 PM (I2/tG)

Renton. No surprise. They'll probably find a few in my hometown, just a few miles to the west.

Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 09:38 PM (Ed8Zd)

396 First rounds on me when Piglosi finally assumes room temperature.

Posted by: PacosMojo at June 23, 2020 09:39 PM (hby0F)

397 Seriously. Sorry to be a pain, but as someone who lives in the DC area that means nothing to me.
Posted by: Vendette at June 23, 2020 09:33 PM (Bi0n0)


I don't know the name of the police dept in DC, what are they called, the Park Police? What I have been led to understand is they are federal employees, federal police for the District. Not to be confused with US Marshalls, three-letter guvmint gun-toters, or the National Guard.


I live over 2,000 miles away. I can't keep track of everything. Help me out here.

How about the guys in uniforms that are wearing vests and the rioters are standing in front of, yelling and throwing things at? Is that close enough?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2020 09:39 PM (sy5kK)

398 387
Mikey NTH

Did you miss the hobby thread Sefton put up? The one that had Gomez Addams and his train collection?


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:36 PM (9ykbr)

Of course I did. I've been out and about and doing stuff. I'm just winding down for bed.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 09:39 PM (kG9+9)

399
Renton. No surprise. They'll probably find a few in my hometown, just a few miles to the west.
Posted by: LASue at June 23, 2020 09:38 PM (Ed8Zd)


You're from Rat City??????


Awesome!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2020 09:40 PM (sy5kK)

400 IMG, no, best bad-ass I ever did was Airborne school before Aviation. While at USAFA (it's a long story). There's more, but it would require a MoMe.
Hope Mrs. IMG does well and is up for a meet. We need everyone of us!

Posted by: RI Red at June 23, 2020 09:40 PM (5qvy2)

401 Biden agreed to 3 debates.

I'll have to see it to believe it.

Posted by: jsg at June 23, 2020 09:40 PM (A/+hW)

402 Nobody ever thinks about me anymore. *sniff*
Posted by: Hole in the Ozone Layer at June 23, 2020 09:20 PM (HaL55)

Me, neither

Posted by: President Hillary Clinton at June 23, 2020 09:32 PM (A/+hW)


Y'all want to get noticed? Hole, plant a burning cross at the South Pole. Hill, order the Secret Service to turn off the security cameras, then go look for whores in Chappaqua. Then order Huma to set-up a burning cross in the front yard.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2020 09:41 PM (AMIL/)

403
Was Eleanor looking frantically for the red "Do Not Push" button? She's aces at pushing one if she finds it.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2020 09:41 PM (pNxlR)

404 Adding (also to be a pain) that the Andrea Mitchell/EHN incident happened in the "Black House Autonomous Zone" so I bet that wasn't law enforcement, but two guys part of the group who knew the Andrea and Eleanor were going to be there and were acting as security. Whether they were armed or not, I don't know.

Posted by: Vendette at June 23, 2020 09:41 PM (Bi0n0)

405 Apologies if it was discussed in an earlier thread comment section, but did anyone see that Carpe Donktum (the guy making a lot of the pro-Trump anti-CNN twitter memes) got a permanent suspension from Twitter (claimed for copyright violations)?

Trump needs to come up with a concrete plan to deal with this, more than a tweet. If he won't stand up for his best supporters, people will not be enthusiastic to stand up for him.

Posted by: Keyser at June 23, 2020 09:41 PM (v8/5X)

406 Mikey NTH,

It got posted this weekend. Voices were heard to make it a regular thing. A few plastic glue sniffers made their presence known on it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:41 PM (9ykbr)

407 392 *sulks*


I thought we were going to talk about Conan.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 23, 2020 09:38 PM (gd9RK)

Please do. Someone.

Posted by: Co-co O'Brian at June 23, 2020 09:41 PM (Ojki1)

408
Black Lives Matter's "What We Believe" page celebrates all the criminals. Floyd, Trayvon, and all the rest. They're the reason for the season.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Movies "celebrate" Capone, the James gang and the Godfather.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2020 09:43 PM (aKsyK)

409 Joey Bidet agrees to three debates?

But did he say with whom?

Bet its David French.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:43 PM (9ykbr)

410 406
Mikey NTH,

It got posted this weekend. Voices were heard to make
it a regular thing. A few plastic glue sniffers made their presence
known on it.


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:41 PM (9ykbr)

Then I totally missed it being out an about a lot last weekend (kayak, sail) as well as just vegging out.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 09:43 PM (kG9+9)

411 400 IMG, no, best bad-ass I ever did was Airborne school before Aviation. While at USAFA (it's a long story). There's more, but it would require a MoMe.
Hope Mrs. IMG does well and is up for a meet. We need everyone of us!
Posted by: RI Red at June 23, 2020 09:40 PM (5qvy2)


Fair enough. If she's healthy, we'll drive on down.

I'll bring the bourbon for the long story. Deal?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 23, 2020 09:44 PM (sRrAJ)

412 Hilarious:

https://twitter.com/cananas9/status/1275598245570453505

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 09:44 PM (oVJmc)

413

Black house
She's mighty, mighty
Just lettin' it all hang out
Black house
She's the one, the only one
Built like an Amazon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2020 09:45 PM (aKsyK)

414

Mark Cuban proving once again you can have a lot of money and be a complete mental defective

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 09:45 PM (VCx0k)

415 Ken Burns has a Phil Spector vibe.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 09:45 PM (DMoow)

416
... and a silencer that was hidden in a baby's crib.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 23, 2020 09:22 PM (I2/tG)


It's never too early to get a young'un trained for concealed carry!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2020 09:46 PM (pNxlR)

417 DC should be given district status.
Only official buildings.
Not a city - no voting - no representation.

You want to vote move to a state.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 23, 2020 09:46 PM (wZO8j)

418 Re: the sidebar link "Oregon county issues face mask order that exempts non-white people."


I don't know about you guys, but this white privilege thing isn't really working out too well for me ...

Posted by: ShainS at June 23, 2020 09:46 PM (WqPYg)

419 Movies "celebrate" Capone, the James gang and the Godfather.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2020 09:43 PM (aKsyK)

-

"Enraged by the death of Trayvon Martin and the subsequent acquittal of his killer, George Zimmerman, and inspired by the 31-day takeover of the Florida State Capitol by POWER U and the Dream Defenders, we took to the streets. A year later, we set out together on the Black Lives Matter Freedom Ride to Ferguson, in search of justice for Mike Brown..."

blacklivesmatter.com/what-we-believe/

------

Unapologetically pro-crime and pro-criminal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 09:46 PM (Vjz25)

420 Tucker said the FBI sent FIFTEEN agents to investigate poor Bubba. I guess it wasn't the Roger Stone team since they didn't bring their M4s and SWATmobile.

Now I see what Tucker means (paraphrasing) about the whole DOJ and FBI supporting, not opposing, the mob.

Posted by: FloridaMan at June 23, 2020 09:46 PM (mXUUL)

421 381 Systemic racism. You know. Affirmative action college admissions, contract preferences, hiring preferences, etc. because you don't think blacks are equal to white applicants.

Isn't that what they're talking about?
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 09:36 PM (Vjz25)

I figure Affirmative Action from the military in the 80's and 90's cost me more than $500 a month in retirement.

My Job was as an Electronic Technician for the Navy. Probably only about 3-5% of my 'rate' was Black. Only about 10% were Women.

But they HAD to have larger percentages of Blacks and Women in the upper Ranks, ergo,

There were Three stacks of Records when you came up for E-7. They would select X amount of Women, X Amount of Blacks, and those percentages were MUCH greater than the ethnic or Sex ratio we actually had within the Rate.

Had one Black gentleman, who worked for me, was junior to me, didn't have as good of a record as me, and had never been to war, get promoted OVER me.

Knew then it was time to retire.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2020 09:46 PM (NgKpN)

422 401 Biden agreed to 3 debates.

I'll have to see it to believe it.

Posted by: jsg at June 23, 2020 09:40 PM (A/+hW)


Same here. To me, it means the fix is in on getting the moderators to ask questions of both candidates that Joe's handlers will give them. Then Joe can be programmed with the brief sound bite answers and some planned zingers.

Posted by: Gref at June 23, 2020 09:47 PM (AMIL/)

423 @384

I expect at some point the Deep State, if it appears Trump is going to win will eventually, go to DEFCON: Sic Semper Tyranus.


I'm kind of surprised they haven't gone that route yet.


They already have the crazy turned up to ten there's not much left for them to do.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 23, 2020 09:47 PM (2I+aE)

424 Movies "celebrate" Capone, the James gang and the Godfather.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 23, 2020 09:43 PM (aKsyK)


Funk 49 is an awesome song but I didn't know there was a movie about that band

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 09:47 PM (VCx0k)

425 @TheBabylonBee
Congress Members To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Scan Prices, Self-Checkout

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 23, 2020 09:47 PM (WwTwF)

426 Does Conan O'Brien still have a show? I really don't know. Has any media figure had a more rapid slide into irrelevance?

Posted by: Shades of Whittaker Chambers at June 23, 2020 09:47 PM (6s3Tv)

427 412
Hilarious:



https://twitter.com/cananas9/status/1275598245570453505

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 09:44 PM (oVJmc)

________


LOL. Need one "I can't workout with all the TRX Suspension Nooses now."

Posted by: ShainS at June 23, 2020 09:48 PM (WqPYg)

428 The Left/Deep State is talking their foot soldiers into going Operation Valkyrie it seems.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:48 PM (9ykbr)

429 Pre-ONT Theme:

Eastbound and Down


https://tinyurl.com/y3oqqk95

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 09:49 PM (kG9+9)

430 401 Biden agreed to 3 debates

==

perhaps the mods will simply answer Biden's questions for him

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 23, 2020 09:49 PM (WwTwF)

431 426
Does Conan O'Brien still have a show? I really don't know. Has any media figure had a more rapid slide into irrelevance?

Posted by: Shades of Whittaker Chambers at June 23, 2020 09:47 PM (6s3Tv)

_________


"Fuck you!" -- Keith Obermann

Posted by: ShainS at June 23, 2020 09:49 PM (WqPYg)

432 Joey Bidet agrees to three debates?

What's with all the questions, lady? I just want to watch the debates!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 23, 2020 09:49 PM (AytXr)

433 No problem Mikey NTH

We all need to check out of reality on occasion to decompress.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:49 PM (9ykbr)

434 Should never have closed the asylums. Never. We could pack them full and the US would be a better place.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2020 09:50 PM (+EL0E)

435 Unapologetically pro-crime and pro-criminal.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 09:46 PM (Vjz25)

Hello, Moron Robbie, I am taking your advice (belatedly) about buying more ammo. When I moved from up north, I sold much of my stash. Now I am paying $ome big buck$.

Posted by: FloridaMan at June 23, 2020 09:50 PM (mXUUL)

436 418 Re: the sidebar link "Oregon county issues face mask order that exempts non-white people."


I don't know about you guys, but this white privilege thing isn't really working out too well for me ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 23, 2020 09:46 PM (WqPYg)

Alynski rule #4: Clearly Oregon wants to protect white people more than minorities. Why so racist?

Posted by: Bete at June 23, 2020 09:50 PM (Ojki1)

437 perhaps the mods will simply answer Biden's questions for him

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 23, 2020 09:49 PM (WwTwF)

__________


He'll be wearing an earpiece with Notorious RBG whispering sweet nothings into his ear from atop Mt. Everest.

Posted by: ShainS at June 23, 2020 09:50 PM (WqPYg)

438 Trump needs to come up with a concrete plan to deal
with this, more than a tweet. If he won't stand up for his best
supporters, people will not be enthusiastic to stand up for him.

Posted by: Keyser at June 23, 2020 09:41 PM (v8/5X)
Have you any ideas? If so have you at least emailed the President?
Probably not but your concern has been
[X] noted

Posted by: another expert heard from. may I introduce you to a few others? at June 23, 2020 09:50 PM (/LQkF)

439 I don't know the name of the police dept in DC,
what are they called, the Park Police? What I have been led to
understand is they are federal employees, federal police for the
District. Not to be confused with US Marshalls, three-letter guvmint
gun-toters, or the National Guard.





I live over 2,000 miles away. I can't keep track of everything. Help me out here.



How about the guys in uniforms that are wearing vests and the
rioters are standing in front of, yelling and throwing things at? Is
that close enough?





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2020 09:39 PM (sy5kK)

There are over 30 police entities in DC, most of them having to do with the Feds. The Metropolitan Police is the DC police force, just like every other city's police department; they are not federal, but employees of DC. The Park Police is the National Park Police, patrolling NPS property. Then there's the Capitol Police, the Supreme Court Police, the Secret Service, the Metropolitan Area Transit Authority Police, DoD Police, the US Marshals, etc, etc, etc. DC has its own separate National Guard; its barracks is next door to the now-unused RFK Stadium.

The guys in vests? Metro DC police and probably a bunch of other federal agencies. It's the more the merrier because you have federal land involved so you can get federal agencies' law enforcement (police) branches involved if necessary. The military has been pulled out.

Posted by: Vendette at June 23, 2020 09:50 PM (Bi0n0)

440 425 @TheBabylonBee
Congress Members To Wear Barcodes So Lobbyists Can Scan Prices, Self-Checkout
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 23, 2020 09:47 PM (WwTwF)

They should have to wear Nascar-type racing suits so we know who their main sponsors are.

Posted by: jsg at June 23, 2020 09:51 PM (A/+hW)

441 What cam am intellectually honest person say to Nancy Pelosi other than "Sod off you silly old cow". I might add, "You're a lying mangy scrunt and well past your sell by date. And when you die, as you surely will, pack a set of asbestos underwear. You're going to need it."

And all of that is on the days when I'm thinking kindly of her. She is a skid mark on the shorts of America's political life.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 23, 2020 09:51 PM (NVDjf)

442 Cannibal Bob,

The Democrats left one asylum open - Congress.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:51 PM (9ykbr)

443 .... A few plastic glue sniffers made their presence known on it.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:41 PM (9ykbr)

Looks like I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

Posted by: Steve McCrosley at June 23, 2020 09:51 PM (+4MkP)

444 Alynski rule #4: Clearly Oregon wants to protect white people more than minorities. Why so racist?

Posted by: Bete at June 23, 2020 09:50 PM (Ojki1)

_________

Heh. Good twist ... (oh, can I say that?).

Posted by: ShainS at June 23, 2020 09:51 PM (WqPYg)

445 Bar codes?

Chip them with RFID tags.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:51 PM (9ykbr)

446 429 Pre-ONT Theme:

Eastbound and Down

https://tinyurl.com/y3oqqk95
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 09:49 PM (kG9+9)

================

Wouldn't you know: it leads off with a Biden ad.

Posted by: FloridaMan at June 23, 2020 09:51 PM (mXUUL)

447 Biden agreed to 3 debates.



I'll have to see it to believe it.



Posted by: jsg at June 23, 2020 09:40 PM (A/+hW)



The debates will be about the thing...you know...the thing

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 09:52 PM (VCx0k)

448 306 What is Liquid Sky? I just realized I was thinking of Vanilla Sky.

Aliens are hanging around Earth, and specifically promiscuous young women, to extract the chemicals produced by their brains during orgasm.

Takes place in NYC during the punk era, so punky soundtrack and mentally ill behavior. Blacklights, rooftops, nightclubs... At least, that's kinda how I remember it.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at June 23, 2020 09:52 PM (OX9vb)

449 As you sow, so shall you reap!

Nah bro', that's crazy talk...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 23, 2020 09:52 PM (mMLSg)

450 442 Cannibal Bob,

The Democrats left one asylum open - Congress.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:51 PM (9ykbr)

Perfect and true. The mentally ill in congress are certainly the majority.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2020 09:53 PM (+EL0E)

451 429 Pre-ONT Theme:

Eastbound and Down


https://tinyurl.com/y3oqqk95
Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 09:49 PM (kG9+9)

Did you hear a guy did the Canonball run, BY HIMSELF, in 26 hours?

Cross country run in 26 hours. Average speed just over 105.

In a Mustang, he RENTED, then fixed up.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2020 09:53 PM (NgKpN)

452 433
No problem Mikey NTH

We all need to check out of reality on occasion to decompress.


Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:49 PM (9ykbr)

Yes, the reality of kayaking around Lake Lansing, of making a 1955 Sailfish go through the water, of just sitting back in the shade, adjusting to the new layer of sunburn, having a few beers and talking about absolutely nothing consequential.

Awesome.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 09:53 PM (kG9+9)

453 What cam am intellectually honest person say to Nancy Pelosi other than "Sod off you silly old cow". I might add, "You're a lying mangy scrunt and well past your sell-by date.\
Posted by: Comanche Voter at June 23, 2020 09:51 PM (NVDjf)

How about: You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier

Posted by: Joe Who at June 23, 2020 09:54 PM (mXUUL)

454 448, wut?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 09:54 PM (DMoow)

455 "Fuck you!" -- Keith Obermann
Posted by: ShainS at June 23, 2020 09:49 PM (WqPYg)


Don't forget about me - Dan Patrick.

Posted by: Shades of Whittaker Chambers at June 23, 2020 09:54 PM (6s3Tv)

456 POTUS signs the 200th mileof the Wall.

https://tinyurl.com/yapy8dat

Posted by: Flyover at June 23, 2020 09:54 PM (Rbu5d)

457 As you sow, so shall you reap!

So, our turds will someday blossom?

Posted by: CHAZ People's Collective #2 at June 23, 2020 09:54 PM (AytXr)

458 412 Hilarious:

https://twitter.com/cananas9/status/1275598245570453505
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 23, 2020 09:44 PM (oVJmc)
-----------------------

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 23, 2020 09:54 PM (M/9m0)

459 Hello, Moron Robbie, I am taking your advice (belatedly) about buying more ammo. When I moved from up north, I sold much of my stash. Now I am paying $ome big buck$.

Posted by: FloridaMan at June 23, 2020 09:50 PM (mXUUL)

-

I'm very pro-ammo, but be realistic about it, too. If you have to move out suddenly it's probably lost, for instance.

I haven't checked prices lately but I've heard being able to even find it has become a thing. I've seen more than a few big cardboard/plywood signs on the side of the road that say 9MM AMMO FOR SALE outside of Charlotte.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 09:54 PM (Vjz25)

460
... it hit me that somebody must have opened up all the closed psych wards and let everyone out. It is that insane.
Posted by: RobertM at June 23, 2020 09:25 PM (lEqw+)


All the horses left all those barns decades ago.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2020 09:55 PM (pNxlR)

461 I just ordered a kit to turn my 12 gauge into a home defense gun. Wait, is this the guy thread?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2020 09:55 PM (+EL0E)

462 If the aliens hit up Doll Eyes Alex in NYC then they struck a dry hole...

Brain power? What brain power.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:55 PM (9ykbr)

463 Deal, IMG. I have some no shit, there I was, 30,000 feet, flak so thick you could walk on it stories. That get even better with bourbon.
Some of them may even be true, and on tape.
But I want to hear other Moron stories.
I'm really looking forward to IRL.

Posted by: RI Red at June 23, 2020 09:55 PM (5qvy2)

464
There are over 30 police entities in DC, most of them having to do with the Feds. The Metropolitan Police is the DC police force, just like every other city's police department; they are not federal, but employees of DC. The Park Police is the National Park Police, patrolling NPS property. Then there's the Capitol Police, the Supreme Court Police, the Secret Service, the Metropolitan Area Transit Authority Police, DoD Police, the US Marshals, etc, etc, etc. DC has its own separate National Guard; its barracks is next door to the now-unused RFK Stadium.

Posted by: Vendette at June 23, 2020 09:50 PM (Bi0n0)


I think I'm beginning to see the problem.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2020 09:55 PM (sy5kK)

465 We all need to check out of reality on occasion to decompress.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:49 PM (9ykbr)


Thank you Anna, now I know what I am doing wrong by trying to believe that there is sanity and rationale in the reality I see before me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 23, 2020 09:56 PM (mMLSg)

466 "Did you hear a guy did the Canonball run, BY HIMSELF, in 26 hours?"

Yes I did, that's a real American hero right there. I would drive mom and dad's car to Florida and back in 20 hours, not quite hitting that average speed. Of course, that Impala was a great ride.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors Wokeapalooza - The Riot Festival of Summer! at June 23, 2020 09:57 PM (kG9+9)

467 461 I just ordered a kit to turn my 12 gauge into a home defense gun. Wait, is this the guy thread?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2020 09:55 PM (+EL0E)

You mean the gun thread?

Eventually, every thread becomes a gun thread around here.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 23, 2020 09:57 PM (sy5kK)

468 454 448, wut?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 23, 2020 09:54 PM (DMoow)

My word as a Biden. Pretty sure the main character gets sucked up into a spaceship at the end.

Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at June 23, 2020 09:57 PM (OX9vb)

469 ... it hit me that somebody must have opened up all the closed psych wards and let everyone out. It is that insane.

-

All the horses left all those barns decades ago.

--

Yep. JFK and LBJ say hi.

We joke about helicopter parents and kids not being allowed to walk to school, but look at that video above. That level of mentally ill people are not uncommon to meet anymore, even in small communities.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a white supremacist for believing blacks are intelligent and can follow the law at June 23, 2020 09:57 PM (Vjz25)

470 Romeo13 @ 421- Nobody was shocked more than me when I made Chief. After going up for it 5 times. And nobody (including me) was surprised when I never made Senior Chief. You been there too, bro.

Posted by: Eromero at June 23, 2020 09:57 PM (XhWtx)

471 69 Has Nancy Pelosi ever felt that as Speaker of the House she has a duty to behave responsibly?

The country is being torn apart and she says Republicans want to "get away with the murder" of George Floyd.

Does she think OUR ANGER will never be expressed? Somehow I don't think she'd last long in a street fight.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 23, 2020 08:15 PM (sWM8x)

Why, exactly, should she? Neither the media nor her constituents will ever hold her to account. Ms. Pelosi can and will do as she will damn well please. She knows it and behaves accordingly, as does everyone on the Left.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 23, 2020 09:57 PM (ejsiI)

472 Quiz time Hrothgar

What is the difference between a BF109F-4/Trop and a Bf109F-4/Z?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:57 PM (9ykbr)

473 All the horses left all those barns decades ago.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 23, 2020 09:55 PM (pNxlR)

Yup. Late 60's and 70's after Geraldo did the Willowbrook expose. So hey, let's shut everything down! Oh and Now lets make all mental illness normal ! Yay!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2020 09:57 PM (+EL0E)

474 NOOD ONT

Posted by: DR.WTF at June 23, 2020 09:57 PM (AiZBA)

475
ONT is nood

Posted by: AltonJackson
Level 17 Fortnite Expert
at June 23, 2020 09:58 PM (cUi/7)

476 Wait, is this the guy thread?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2020 09:55 PM (+EL0E)


Um, I don't think this is that kind of site.

Posted by: Shades of Whittaker Chambers at June 23, 2020 09:59 PM (6s3Tv)

477 As long as the ONT is not Noose, we should be okay

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:59 PM (9ykbr)

478 463 Deal, IMG. I have some no shit, there I was, 30,000 feet, flak so thick you could walk on it stories. That get even better with bourbon.
Some of them may even be true, and on tape.
But I want to hear other Moron stories.
I'm really looking forward to IRL.
Posted by: RI Red at June 23, 2020 09:55 PM (5qvy2)

The best 'there I was stories' are the ones that norms won't believe. They think you HAVE to be lying.

Did that once in a Bar in Denver, told a story about something I'd been involved with in the Navy, everyone there was 'no way man', until a Retired Green Beret, overheard us, and spoke up saying 'no, I heard about that shit'.

The faces on the others amused me.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2020 10:00 PM (NgKpN)

479 477 As long as the ONT is not Noose, we should be okay
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 23, 2020 09:59 PM (9ykbr)

Good Noose that its soon?

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 23, 2020 10:00 PM (NgKpN)

480 I just ordered a kit to turn my 12 gauge into a home defense gun. Wait, is this the guy thread?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 23, 2020 09:55 PM (+EL0E)


I think girls are in this one too

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 23, 2020 10:00 PM (VCx0k)

481 First Houston and Harris county go mask and now Katy (Fort Bend) - WTAF is happening in Texas?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 23, 2020 10:02 PM (nFRLh)

482 438 Trump needs to come up with a concrete plan to deal
with this, more than a tweet. If he won't stand up for his best
supporters, people will not be enthusiastic to stand up for him.

Posted by: Keyser at June 23, 2020 09:41 PM (v8/5X)
Have you any ideas? If so have you at least emailed the President?
Probably not but your concern has been
[X] noted
Posted by: another expert heard from. may I introduce you to a few others? at June 23, 2020 09:50 PM (/LQkF)

So banning prominent Trump supporters on Twitter is no big deal? OK
[x] lack of concern for Trump supporters noted

Posted by: Keyser at June 23, 2020 10:02 PM (v8/5X)

483 romeo, lots of good stories out there.

Posted by: RI Red at June 23, 2020 10:04 PM (5qvy2)

484 I would guess 95% of the population don't know about the case in Western NY that basically mirrored the Trayvon-Zimmerman case except the races were reversed. It happen just before Trayvon-Zimmerman.

Posted by: Can't resist temptation at June 23, 2020 10:06 PM (2DOZq)

485 Pelosi accused Republicans of murder and Haley told imaginary racists to "watch their backs" (which I don't know how to interpret as anything other than a threat. Fortunately the people she threatened don't actually exist. But. INTENT DOESN'T MATTER.)

Strange times.

Posted by: Q at June 23, 2020 11:47 PM (gqvXZ)

486
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