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Mid-Morning Art Thread

Caravaggio Martelli.jpg

Portrait Of Fra Antionio Martelli
Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 You couldn't paint that today.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 17, 2020 09:31 AM (f8ZTC)

2 Needs some collar stays.

Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)

3 Corgis called.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 17, 2020 09:31 AM (f8ZTC)

4 Wow, they gave him a really big Iron Cross award

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 17, 2020 09:31 AM (HAHr9)

5 stately

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 09:31 AM (UWqZJ)

6 Fra seems like a dude who enjoyed his drink and his women.

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2020 09:32 AM (22g1/)

7 Looks like a modern ren fair attendee. Good job cosplayers!

Posted by: Someguy at June 17, 2020 09:32 AM (zR1US)

8 Makes my job easy.

Posted by: A Sniper at June 17, 2020 09:32 AM (xfb67)

9 Fra Antonio!
was he in the Three Musketeers?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 17, 2020 09:32 AM (WwTwF)

10 Fra Martelli must have been a badass. He's got the sword, the Maltese Cross, and the pair of aviator sunglasses held casually at the waist.

One mean monk.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2020 09:32 AM (gd9RK)

11 Just call me "Tony".

Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 09:32 AM (X/Pw5)

12 The sparkling apple juice mogul?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2020 09:33 AM (wPVhA)

13
New Target Logo being modeled by the CEO ?

Posted by: saf at June 17, 2020 09:33 AM (5IHGB)

14 He looks like some goombahs of today. Very modern face.

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2020 09:33 AM (22g1/)

15
Eye-talian Klan outfit? Or the sail from the Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2020 09:34 AM (s2VJv)

16
Snipers alerted ............................. easy shot..............!

Posted by: saf at June 17, 2020 09:34 AM (5IHGB)

17 Top 30. Good morning to all. . . .

Posted by: FIIGMO at June 17, 2020 09:34 AM (Qf08A)

18 That outfit's not complete without a codpiece.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2020 09:34 AM (xfb67)

19 See - the Knights Templar are behind EVERYTHING.

Posted by: The "History" Channel at June 17, 2020 09:34 AM (ZfRYq)

20 Hi all,

Can you guys pray for a friend on mine? She was brutally beaten by BLM after walking out of her grocery store, because she had a Blue Lives Matter flag magnet on her car.

They gave her a major concussion and several broken ribs, she only survived because she managed to pull her firearm.

This happened in New Hampshire of all places, and I wouldn't be surprised if the fucking assholes were actually white.

Please be careful out there and carry where you can.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Trying to Convince The Court That Zooey Deschanel Really Is My Wifebunny at June 17, 2020 09:34 AM (+dsLj)

21 14 He looks like some goombahs of today. Very modern face.
Posted by: runner

like someone who hits the sauce regularly

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 17, 2020 09:34 AM (WwTwF)

22 Umbrella Corp shirt FTW!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 09:35 AM (LHT0w)

23 I think he has a scar running from temple to chin.

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2020 09:35 AM (22g1/)

24 14 He looks like some goombahs of today. Very modern face.
Posted by: runner at June 17, 2020 09:33 AM (22g1/)


Look up Big Paulie Castellano. For real! Especially without glasses.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2020 09:35 AM (s2VJv)

25 If I were a swordsman, I wouldn't pick a shirt with a big X on the chest.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2020 09:35 AM (wPVhA)

26 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 17, 2020 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

27 Posted by: Two Weeks From Trying to Convince The Court That Zooey Deschanel Really Is My Wifebunny at June 17, 2020 09:34 AM (+dsLj)

that's .. beyond words

prayers for her healing and may the sword of justice fall on her attackers

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 17, 2020 09:35 AM (WwTwF)

28 He looks like someone just told him his son killed John Wick's dog.

Posted by: commenter, snarky, 1 each at June 17, 2020 09:35 AM (ZfRYq)

29 He'll be shot down by a P-51 in that outfit.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 17, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

30 21 14 He looks like some goombahs of today. Very modern face.
Posted by: runner

like someone who hits the sauce regularly
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 17, 2020 09:34 AM (WwTwF)


Sauce, like Bolognese or Sunday gravy?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2020 09:36 AM (s2VJv)

31 Gave the sniper a really good aim point.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 17, 2020 09:36 AM (eMtQa)

32 like someone who hits the sauce regularly
Posted by: vmom

Yep

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2020 09:36 AM (22g1/)

33 Kirk Douglas as Van Gogh.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2020 09:36 AM (oVJmc)

34 This must be amazing in person, because it looks excellent here. I once dissed a Caravaggio here (the one where Saul falls off a horse) and then I saw it in person.

Holy snikies it was an amazing drawing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2020 09:36 AM (gd9RK)

35 More art, for those that missed it, since it was willowed.

https://tinyurl.com/Victory-Tits

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 17, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)

36 29 He'll be shot down by a P-51 in that outfit.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 17, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)



"Pfft, wot-wot."

- - Sopwith Camel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2020 09:36 AM (s2VJv)

37 I can't decide if Caravaggio was a Luftwaffe fanboi or not

Anyway, I'm going full Nazi (I guess) and Would Hang

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 17, 2020 09:36 AM (NVYyb)

38 Is there a good portrait of Lucius Cornelius Sulla Felix?

I am increasingly convinced he is the man we need.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 17, 2020 09:36 AM (ZbwAu)

39 Caravaggio obviously charged extra for backgrounds.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2020 09:37 AM (wPVhA)

40 This is racist right? Gotta be.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 17, 2020 09:37 AM (9CkBG)

41 Sauce, like Bolognese or Sunday gravy?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Like barolo.

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2020 09:37 AM (Jyo5m)

42 Isnt that the white power cross

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

43 All he needs is a YUGE gold chain.

Posted by: CN at June 17, 2020 09:37 AM (ONvIw)

44 Now there's a man who enjoys a darker, more flavorful and robust maple syrup on his French Toast.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2020 09:37 AM (DMUuz)

45 That guy can pack my fudge any day.

Posted by: Neil Gorsuch at June 17, 2020 09:37 AM (sWM8x)

46 It would be another five years before they invented collar stays.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2020 09:38 AM (wPVhA)

47 Weird fukkin shirt.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 17, 2020 09:38 AM (o2MD2)

48 Sauce, like Bolognese or Sunday gravy?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2020 09:36 AM (s2VJv)

Puttanesca
*waggles eyebrows*

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 17, 2020 09:39 AM (WwTwF)

49 Photography before cameras...but more interesting.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 17, 2020 09:39 AM (jUVms)

50 *placeholder comment, but very funny*

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2020 09:39 AM (oVJmc)

51 Hello, I'd like to place an order for black paint. Oh, you have a bulk discount?

Posted by: Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio at June 17, 2020 09:39 AM (xfb67)

52 Wait. That's the guy who invented Mr. Microphone. Right?

Posted by: Alexandria Donkey Chompers-Kotex at June 17, 2020 09:40 AM (sWM8x)

53 I AM SEX!

Posted by: Judge Sex at June 17, 2020 09:40 AM (QeK5o)

54 - - Sopwith Camel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2020 09:36 AM (s2VJv)

10 20 30 40 50 or more the bloody red baron was running up the score

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 09:40 AM (JFO2v)

55 He's contemplating suicide to atone for his White Privilege.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2020 09:40 AM (wPVhA)

56 50 *placeholder comment, but very funny*
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

*lmao emoji with blinking lights*

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 17, 2020 09:40 AM (WwTwF)

57 50 *placeholder comment, but very funny*
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2020 09:39 AM (oVJmc)

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THREADWINNER

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2020 09:41 AM (wPVhA)

58 What's a "Fra"?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2020 09:41 AM (xfb67)

59 52 Wait. That's the guy who invented Mr. Microphone. Right?
Posted by: Alexandria Donkey Chompers-Kotex at June 17, 2020 09:40 AM (sWM8x)

HEY GOOD LOOKING WELL BE BACK TO PICK YOU UP LATER

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)

60 Does the sword mean he's willing to fight?

I like fighters.

Posted by: Seems Legit at June 17, 2020 09:41 AM (jUVms)

61 A little too much whiteness in this pic.

Posted by: Modern Criticism at June 17, 2020 09:41 AM (QeK5o)

62 that's .. beyond words, prayers for her healing and may the sword of justice fall on her attackers

*************

It's gotten beyond BLM, which is just a pretext now to go completely feral and hurt and kill everyone they hate with impunity.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Trying to Convince The Court That Zooey Deschanel Really Is My Wifebunny at June 17, 2020 09:41 AM (+dsLj)

63 What's a "Fra"?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

A note to follow "Fro"

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2020 09:41 AM (vd8XM)

64 58 What's a "Fra"?
---
Dood. Do I have to spell it out?

Posted by: Neil Gorsuch at June 17, 2020 09:42 AM (sWM8x)

65 Black paint mattered..

Posted by: IP at June 17, 2020 09:42 AM (w9UC1)

66 He looks very modern, somehow -- that the outfit could be from Mardi Gras, and he has taken off his mask after the end of the parade he was the king of.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 09:42 AM (rpbg1)

67 Fra is brah.

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2020 09:42 AM (Jyo5m)

68 Portrait of a Man Who Has Cut A Bitch

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2020 09:42 AM (wPVhA)

69 "The Most Interesting Man in the World, 1608"!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 09:42 AM (rpbg1)

70 I think those are wayfarers and not aviators.

Posted by: IP at June 17, 2020 09:42 AM (w9UC1)

71 A note to follow "Fro"
Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2020 09:41 AM (vd8XM)
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Racist.

Posted by: Modern Criticism at June 17, 2020 09:42 AM (QeK5o)

72 What's a "Fra"?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2020 09:41 AM (xfb67)



A long long way to go

Sew a needle pulling thread

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2020 09:42 AM (mpeBU)

73 Fra is brother, which is why I took him to be a fighting monk. It might also be a title in an organisation like the Knights of Malta. I don't know that, just guessing.

The cross is a Maltese Cross. I have been to Malta. Therefor I can make up anything about Malta that I want to because you haven't been there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2020 09:43 AM (gd9RK)

74 Fra is a friar, I believe

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 17, 2020 09:43 AM (WwTwF)

75 Looks like he's fixin' to put the hitch on the truck.

Posted by: klaftern at June 17, 2020 09:43 AM (RuIsu)

76 I can make up anything about Malta that I want to because you haven't been there.

sounds logical

Posted by: IP at June 17, 2020 09:44 AM (w9UC1)

77 The cross is a Maltese Cross. I have been to Malta. Therefor I can make up anything about Malta that I want to because you haven't been there.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2020 09:43 AM (gd9RK)

Did you have the Malta Balls?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 09:44 AM (JFO2v)

78 I hate fucking fighting monks.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 17, 2020 09:44 AM (sWM8x)

79 Sauce, like Bolognese or Sunday gravy?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2020 09:36 AM (s2VJv)

Puttanesca
*waggles eyebrows*
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 17, 2020 09:39 AM (WwTwF)

**SNORT**

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 17, 2020 09:44 AM (w6A0l)

80
Target Practice- a limerick

Cap'n Martelli looked best
When he donned his good Sunday vest
But one day he got shot
Because "X" marks the spot
When worn on an old pirate's chest

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 09:44 AM (Fc5rx)

81 It's gotten beyond BLM, which is just a pretext now to go completely feral and hurt and kill everyone they hate with impunity.
Posted by: Two Weeks


That's gonna be a problem.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 09:44 AM (LHT0w)

82 What's he looking at across the room?

A bottle of rum, no?

Posted by: dantesed at June 17, 2020 09:44 AM (88xKn)

83 He looks like some goombahs of today. Very modern face.
Posted by: runner


*
*

Don Vito Corleone, age 45

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 09:44 AM (rpbg1)

84 78 I hate fucking fighting monks.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 17, 2020 09:44 AM (sWM8x)

fucking a fighting monk is challenging but worth the efforts

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 09:45 AM (JFO2v)

85 73 Fra is brother, which is why I took him to be a fighting monk. It might also be a title in an organisation like the Knights of Malta. I don't know that, just guessing.

The cross is a Maltese Cross. I have been to Malta. Therefor I can make up anything about Malta that I want to because you haven't been there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2020 09:43 AM (gd9RK)

Are the rumors of fabulous treasures being hidden away on the island from when they used to raid the Ottomans true?

Posted by: Someguy at June 17, 2020 09:45 AM (zR1US)

86 I hate fucking fighting monks.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis



How do you feel about fighting fucking monks?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 09:45 AM (LHT0w)

87
"Pfft, wot-wot."

- - Sopwith Camel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 17, 2020 09:36 AM (s2VJv)


Yes. That's actually more accurate.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 17, 2020 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

88 Does "pasta puttanesca" mean what I think it means?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 09:45 AM (rpbg1)

89 The cross is a Maltese Cross. I have been to Malta. Therefor I can make up anything about Malta that I want to because you haven't been there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2020 09:43 AM (gd9RK)



Get this man a job at the New York Times!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at June 17, 2020 09:45 AM (9CkBG)

90 Fra > Bro

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2020 09:45 AM (oVJmc)

91 So if he*s a Fra

Does he make shrimp fra diavolo?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 17, 2020 09:45 AM (w6A0l)

92 fucking a fighting monk is challenging but worth the efforts
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 09:45 AM (JFO2v)

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I'll have nun of this ribaldry.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2020 09:46 AM (wPVhA)

93 Eighty men died, tryin' to end that spree
Of the Bloody Red Baron, of Germany!

Posted by: klaftern at June 17, 2020 09:46 AM (RuIsu)

94 The identity of the knight has been the subject of controversy. Recent scholarship has suggested the identity of Grand Cross Fra Antonio Martelli, Prior of Messina, who was one of the elders of the Italian langue. In this picture, Caravaggio brilliantly captured the essence of knighthood. Set against a dark void and turning to the right in order to avoid eye contact with the spectators, the knight holds a rosary in his right hand and holds the hilt of his sword with his left. Sword and rosary beads symbolically refer to the dual role of the Sacra Religione that of professed Catholic brothers who were also warriors.”

“The “Portrait of a Knight” has the character of a private painting and is thus intimate and fluid. Austere and certainly without much physical adulation, this picture is the result of Caravaggio’s frank and direct naturalism. Typical of Caravaggio’s late period, the portrait is painted fluidly and rapidly, leaving an impression of the unfinished in certain areas,

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 17, 2020 09:46 AM (WwTwF)

95 Works for the Umbrella Corporation I see.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 17, 2020 09:46 AM (NWiLs)

96 fucking a fighting monk is challenging but worth the efforts
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 09:45 AM (JFO2v)

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I'll have nun of this ribaldry.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2020


*
*

Plug in the friar.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 09:47 AM (rpbg1)

97 I hate fucking fighting monks.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 17, 2020 09:44 AM


Pssssst ... I can make you a deal on a football.

Posted by: OSU Football Coach at June 17, 2020 09:47 AM (DMUuz)

98
Does "pasta puttanesca" mean what I think it means?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 09:45 AM


it's seventeenth century-ese for "butter face"

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 17, 2020 09:47 AM (ceIDk)

99 ooh can't believe that posted

it's from

http://www.travelexplorations.com/caravaggio-painting-
of-knight-of-malta-returns-after-400-years.542440.html

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 17, 2020 09:47 AM (WwTwF)

100 NONE SHALL PASS

Posted by: Black Knight Martelli at June 17, 2020 09:47 AM (wPVhA)

101 So, tattoos...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 09:47 AM (UWqZJ)

102
"X" marks the spot.......for RACISM!!!!!!111111!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2020 09:48 AM (ysqzb)

103 Hi all,

Can you guys pray for a friend on mine? She was brutally beaten by BLM after walking out of her grocery store, because she had a Blue Lives Matter flag magnet on her car.

They gave her a major concussion and several broken ribs, she only survived because she managed to pull her firearm.

This happened in New Hampshire of all places, and I wouldn't be surprised if the fucking assholes were actually white.

Please be careful out there and carry where you can.


Oh, my God. Prayers up.

That must have been south of Concord; down to the MA border is, essentially, northern Maskachusetts.

Anything more and I would be perma-banned.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 09:48 AM (2JVJo)

104 Nothing like having a big fat target on your chest that says "aim here".

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2020 09:48 AM (JUOKG)

105 Is that a glove on his left hand, or is his hand mostly hidden by the basket hilt of his sword?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 09:48 AM (rpbg1)

106 102
"X" marks the spot.......for RACISM!!!!!!111111!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2020 09:48 AM (ysqzb)

=========

You should hear what he has to say about men trying to become women.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 09:48 AM (UWqZJ)

107 The Fighting Monks of Antioch dominated the Latin League for six years running.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2020 09:48 AM (wPVhA)

108 100 NONE SHALL PASS
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Come back here! I'll cut off your sex!

Posted by: Neil Gorsuch at June 17, 2020 09:48 AM (sWM8x)

109 I hate fucking fighting monks.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 17, 2020 09:44 AM
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Especially when they put up too good of a fight!

Posted by: The Otter at June 17, 2020 09:49 AM (QeK5o)

110
The Maltese Cross - given only to those who exhibit exceptional dog grooming skills.


Missing the Dog Biscuit Cluster though.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2020 09:50 AM (ysqzb)

111 104 Nothing like having a big fat target on your chest that says "aim here".

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2020 09:48 AM (JUOKG)

Given how breastplates are designed aiming there would've been rather ineffectual.

Posted by: Someguy at June 17, 2020 09:50 AM (zR1US)

112 Fraternal Order of Stabbing You

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 09:50 AM (QeK5o)

113 Given how breastplates are designed aiming there would've been rather ineffectual.
Posted by: Someguy

Breast..heh heh

Posted by: Bruce at June 17, 2020 09:50 AM (vd8XM)

114 The Maltese Cross - given only to those who exhibit exceptional dog grooming skills.

Missing the Dog Biscuit Cluster though.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2020


*
*

We can pick some dog biscuits up when we go to the Malta shop after school.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 09:51 AM (rpbg1)

115 108 100 NONE SHALL PASS
---
Come back here! I'll cut off your sex!


hahaha

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2020 09:51 AM (Jyo5m)

116 It's gotten beyond BLM, which is just a pretext now to go completely feral and hurt and kill everyone they hate with impunity.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Trying to Convince The Court That Zooey Deschanel Really Is My Wifebunny at June 17, 2020 09:41 AM (+dsLj)

That's exactly what it is. Our enemies don't actually care about anything they claim to. It's just a pretext to drop the mask and start throwing Molotovs.

This is their true nature. They are pillagers and destroyers.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 17, 2020 09:51 AM (J+mig)

117 Malta Meal is a terrible breakfast!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 09:52 AM (JFO2v)

118 This is their true nature. They are pillagers and destroyers.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 17, 2020 09:51 AM (J+mig)
---
I'll allow it.

Posted by: Neil Goresense at June 17, 2020 09:52 AM (QeK5o)

119 107 The Fighting Monks of Antioch dominated the Latin League for six years running.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2020 09:48 AM (wPVhA)

----------------------------

Well, when you have the Holy Hand Grenade on your side, you're bound to do well.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 17, 2020 09:53 AM (u9BCh)

120 That's exactly what it is. Our enemies don't actually care about anything they claim to. It's just a pretext to drop the mask and start throwing Molotovs.

This is their true nature. They are pillagers and destroyers.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 17, 2020 09:51 AM (J+mig)

Progressivism 101: We have to destroy all goodness, beauty, and love to replace it with scorn, hate, and evil.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 09:53 AM (JFO2v)

121 Wife told me to plan for oral tomorrow
Turns out she made me a dental appt.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 09:55 AM (JFO2v)

122 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 17, 2020 09:55 AM (arJlL)

123 The Great Siege of Malta took place in 1565, forty-three years before this portrait was painted. The Knights Hospitaller,(Order of Malta) with 2000 foot soldiers and the citizen militia (6100 total Christian combatants) withstood a siege conducted by 40,000 Ottoman Turks and their allies. The Turks landed on Malta on May 18, 1565 and were eventually driven off the island on September 13, 1565 by the garrison and relief forces. It was the last epic battle between the Turks and Crusader knights. Martelli's sword is appropriate, I think.

Posted by: mrp at June 17, 2020 09:56 AM (Pqytn)

124 Little know fact, Fra Martelli had a pet bird....Maltese Falcon

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2020 09:56 AM (Jyo5m)

125 Its dead Jim

Posted by: Bones at June 17, 2020 09:56 AM (JFO2v)

126 Progressivism 101: We have to destroy all goodness, beauty, and love to replace it with scorn, hate, and evil.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 09:53 AM (JFO2v)
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These reformers are like web programmers which just think they can quickly re-write half-a-century of functioning COBOL and "web-enable" it.

(Disclosure: I don't like COBOL.)

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 09:56 AM (QeK5o)

127 Have the KoM been cancelled yet? After all, the were white supremists who prevented the liberation of Europe by peoples of color.

Posted by: Bob (formerly Beto) at June 17, 2020 09:57 AM (hVOXD)

128 Wow, they gave him a really big Iron Cross award

He had to. He ran out of black paint.

Posted by: t-bird at June 17, 2020 09:57 AM (oBAbT)

129 It's just a pretext to drop the mask and start throwing Molotovs.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 17, 2020 09:51 AM (J+mig)

I see the twat that burned the police pct. in Minn. has been arrested in Colo.....good!

Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 09:57 AM (X/Pw5)

130 Pretty sure that's a hate symbol on his chest.


Does Popular Mechanics have an article on how to burn a paint?

Posted by: Some SJW with a lighter at June 17, 2020 09:57 AM (WdocV)

131
Girls will be boys
And boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world
In the Constitution
Con con Constitution
Con con Constitution!!!!

Posted by: Neil Gorsuch - Strict Constitutionalist at June 17, 2020 09:58 AM (ysqzb)

132 127 Have the KoM been cancelled yet? After all, the were white supremists who prevented the liberation of Europe by peoples of color.
Posted by: Bob (formerly Beto) at June 17, 2020 09:57 AM (hVOXD)

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Parts of Spain are still very proud of the Reconquista.

They also regularly tell animal rights activists to fuck off when they come after bull fighting.

I may want to move to Spain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 09:58 AM (UWqZJ)

133 123 The Great Siege of Malta took place in 1565, forty-three years before this portrait was painted. The Knights Hospitaller,(Order of Malta) with 2000 foot soldiers and the citizen militia (6100 total Christian combatants) withstood a siege conducted by 40,000 Ottoman Turks and their allies. The Turks landed on Malta on May 18, 1565 and were eventually driven off the island on September 13, 1565 by the garrison and relief forces. It was the last epic battle between the Turks and Crusader knights. Martelli's sword is appropriate, I think.
Posted by: mrp at June 17, 2020 09:56 AM (Pqytn)

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Holy shit! Those are some damn tall soldiers!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 17, 2020 09:58 AM (u9BCh)

134 124 Little know fact, Fra Martelli had a pet bird....Maltese Falcon
Posted by: runner at June 17, 2020 09:56 AM (Jyo5m)


It made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.

Posted by: commenter, snarky, 1 each at June 17, 2020 09:58 AM (ZfRYq)

135 Google controls most web advertising, profits from web ads on it's own venues, controls other people's access to advertising streams, effectively giving Google power to dictate terms and deny revenue to competitors.


This is one case of monopoly A giving them monopoly B, then C, then...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2020 09:59 AM (oVJmc)

136 As I mentioned earlier, it is amazing that 60 years after the civil rights act, the government and media are proudly and openly racist now.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 17, 2020 09:59 AM (kA3Cp)

137 Ace in his college days...Three. years ago.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 17, 2020 09:59 AM (pB6Gt)

138 Easy mark for a sniper.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 17, 2020 10:00 AM (XEfKE)

139 I bet he smells bad.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2020 10:00 AM (W2Pud)

140 These reformers are like web programmers which just think they can quickly re-write half-a-century of functioning COBOL and "web-enable" it.

(Disclosure: I don't like COBOL.)
Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 09:56 AM (QeK5o)

About 2 thirds of state unemployment systems run on COBOL

Posted by: Bones at June 17, 2020 10:00 AM (JFO2v)

141 Holy shit! Those are some damn tall soldiers!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 17, 2020 09:58 AM (u9BCh)

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I didn't say they were 2000 feet TALL, Shorty. But they were tall enough for the job.

Posted by: mrp at June 17, 2020 10:01 AM (Pqytn)

142 off sox

Posted by: Bones at June 17, 2020 10:01 AM (JFO2v)

143 I bet he smells bad.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2020 10:00 AM (W2Pud)

elderberries?

Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 10:01 AM (X/Pw5)

144 I'm thinking of a word....

Posted by: Neil Goresense at June 17, 2020 10:01 AM (QeK5o)

145 Going after comment sections prevents Google's enemies from sharing information.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2020 10:02 AM (oVJmc)

146 This was one of Caravaggio's worst paintings. He was actually trying to paint a four leaf clover and ended up with that cross thingy. He said screw it and left it as it was.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 10:02 AM (fagTl)

147 Parts of Spain are still very proud of the Reconquista.

They also regularly tell animal rights activists to fuck off when they come after bull fighting.

I may want to move to Spain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 09:58 AM (UWqZJ)

This. And men are still men and women are women.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 17, 2020 10:02 AM (XEfKE)

148 These reformers are like web programmers which just think they can quickly re-write half-a-century of functioning COBOL and "web-enable" it.

(Disclosure: I don't like COBOL.)
Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 09:56 AM (QeK5o)

They're like the lady who tried to restore Ecce Homo. Convinced of their talent and moral mission, despite a complete lack of the skills necessary to succeed.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 17, 2020 10:03 AM (J+mig)

149 129 It's just a pretext to drop the mask and start throwing Molotovs.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 17, 2020 09:51 AM (J+mig)

I see the twat that burned the police pct. in Minn. has been arrested in Colo.....good!
Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 09:57 AM (X/Pw5)

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Dude's name is Dylan Shakespeare Robinson. From the photo accompanying the articles, I couldn't tell if he was a guy or gal at first.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 17, 2020 10:03 AM (u9BCh)

150 You guys miss the most hilarious and pathetic part about Mike Gundy.

Several years ago he went on a long rant, yelling at the media for writing unkind things about one of his players.

Key lines: "I'm a man! I'm 41! Come after me!"

They did.

And you folded like the weak little bitch you are.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 17, 2020 10:03 AM (Elcbs)

151 This. And men are still men and women are women.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 17, 2020 10:02 AM (XEfKE)

the men are men and the sheep are scared

Posted by: Bones at June 17, 2020 10:04 AM (JFO2v)

152 Tim Kaine's running mate didn't invent corruption, but she perfected it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2020 10:05 AM (wXhu+)

153 Matamoros is a Spanish surname.

And a city in Mexico.

Posted by: commenter, snarky, 1 each at June 17, 2020 10:05 AM (ZfRYq)

154 The Turks landed on Malta on May 18, 1565 and were eventually driven off
the island on September 13, 1565 by the garrison and relief forces. It
was the last epic battle between the Turks and Crusader knights.

today the Europeans meet them at the shore with housing vouchers and EBT cards

Posted by: brak at June 17, 2020 10:05 AM (cG+eD)

155 150 You guys miss the most hilarious and pathetic part about Mike Gundy.

Several years ago he went on a long rant, yelling at the media for writing unkind things about one of his players.

Key lines: "I'm a man! I'm 41! Come after me!"

They did.

And you folded like the weak little bitch you are.
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 17, 2020 10:03 AM (Elcbs)

OK ST orange sucks!

Posted by: Bones at June 17, 2020 10:05 AM (JFO2v)

156 I couldn't tell if he was a guy or gal at first.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 17, 2020 10:03 AM (u9BCh)

That could be a problem in jail....or not.

Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 10:05 AM (X/Pw5)

157 Holy shit! Those are some damn tall soldiers!
Posted by: No One of Consequence

Fee fi fo fum. I smell the blood of a Muslim man.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2020 10:06 AM (+y/Ru)

158 Fuzzy focus for a Caravaggio. But the lighting gives it away.

Caravaggio: Honorary Moron?

Posted by: browndog at June 17, 2020 10:06 AM (BgMrQ)

159 Matamoros

Moor-Slayer

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 10:07 AM (JFO2v)

160 Gundy on video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ3oXkDPKbM

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)

161 Brees folding > Gundy folding

Both need to work at a BLM glory hole.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 10:08 AM (fagTl)

162 https://bit.ly/2AJjhCh*******SYSTEM OF A DOWN Drummer Blasts Democrats For 'Demonizing' DONALD TRUMP And 'Blaming Him For Everything Under The Sun'

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at June 17, 2020 10:08 AM (lIePT)

163 Who used Gundy's player to go after him?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2020 10:08 AM (oVJmc)

164 Girls will be boys
And boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world
In the Constitution
Con con Constitution
Con con Constitution!!!!
Posted by: Neil Gorsuch - Strict Constitutionalist

John Roberts and Neil Gorsuch: putting the con in constitution.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2020 10:09 AM (+y/Ru)

165 The alumni committee of the prestigious Bronx prep school Horace Mann is facing furious calls to remove Attorney General Bill Barr from their distinguished-alumni list following reports that law enforcement followed his orders to aggressively clear protesters in DC for a Donald Trump photo op.



More left wing fascist group think

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 17, 2020 10:10 AM (nRk/c)

166 Progressivism 101: We have to destroy all goodness, beauty, and love to replace it with scorn, hate, and evil.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 09:53 AM (JFO2v)


They will create Hell on earth, because that is what is in their souls.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2020 10:10 AM (WyVLE)

167 Brees folding > Gundy folding

Both need to work at a BLM glory hole.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 10:08 AM (fagTl)
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A sanitary choice.

Posted by: CDC at June 17, 2020 10:10 AM (QeK5o)

168
Olde Tyme Campaign Slogans:

If you elect us -

There'll be better jobs for everyone

Peace and prosperity for all

Safer streets and better schools

America is the light and future of the World.


New and Improved Democrat Campaign slogans:

Elect us or we'll burn the whole fucking economy to ashes.

Endless angry racism and race war forever

Fuck the law and fuck you. Obey us or else!

No jobs for you, assholes!

America sucks! Wreck it all!


Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2020 10:10 AM (ysqzb)

169 NAACP ADL and others putting massive pressure on Zuckerberg to censor and deplatform those that disagree with their agenda.

It's a matter of time before he caves.

FB also says they are working to register 4 million voters.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at June 17, 2020 10:12 AM (jZZUS)

170 I see the twat that burned the police pct. in Minn. has been arrested in Colo.....good!
Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 09:57 AM (X/Pw5)

In CO? Couldn't have been Denver-Boulder metro. They'd pin a medal on him here. "Hero of the Soyviet Union."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2020 10:12 AM (wXhu+)

171 I usually don't like to go school ground and alter names for an insult but Gorsuck is almost mandatory.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 10:12 AM (fagTl)

172 Progressivism 101: We have to destroy all goodness, beauty, and love to replace it with scorn, hate, and evil.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 09:53 AM (JFO2v)


Ain't utopia great comrade?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2020 10:13 AM (kw5n8)

173 In CO? Couldn't have been Denver-Boulder metro. They'd pin a medal on him here. "Hero of the Soyviet Union."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2020 10:12 AM (wXhu+)

Breckenridge!....Feds got him, I think.

Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 10:13 AM (X/Pw5)

174 New and Improved Democrat Campaign slogans:

Elect us or we'll burn the whole fucking economy to ashes.

Endless angry racism and race war forever

Fuck the law and fuck you. Obey us or else!

No jobs for you, assholes!

America sucks! Wreck it all!


Posted by: naturalfake at June 17, 2020 10:10 AM (ysqzb)


I think that is the implication - like Hillary said. Elect us and all this will stop.

But that doesn't seem to be the case. The Machine that the people in Seattle are Raging Against is as reliably Leftist as they come.

Posted by: commenter, snarky, 1 each at June 17, 2020 10:14 AM (ZfRYq)

175 In a Democracy or Republic, we'd *vote* to see how many want to tear it down.

*That* some people want to tear it down on their own is a good indicator that they will impose their own will on the "New Creation".

You start on a square of overriding willfulness. Provided that the self-elected don't have the capabilities to rebuild what they tore down, you can be sure you will be left with the initial ingredients.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 10:14 AM (QeK5o)

176 New and Improved Democrat Campaign slogans:
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1. TRUMP is NOT above the law!

2. Fuck the Law!

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 10:15 AM (QeK5o)

177 Caravaggio: Honorary Moron?
Posted by: browndog at June 17, 2020 10:06 AM (BgMrQ)

Oh yeah! Read about Caravaggio's lifestyle, and try to imagine anyone asking him to take a knee for some stupid bullshit. He'd shiv you on the spot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2020 10:16 AM (Kpl3J)

178 I see the twat that burned the police pct. in Minn. has been arrested in Colo.....good!
Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 09:57 AM (X/Pw5)


He'll be out in a week.

No one will dare prosecute him.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 10:17 AM (2JVJo)

179 173 In CO? Couldn't have been Denver-Boulder metro. They'd pin a medal on him here. "Hero of the Soyviet Union."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2020 10:12 AM (wXhu+)

Breckenridge!....Feds got him, I think.
Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 10:13 AM (X/Pw5)

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This was something I didn't see mentioned in any of the articles. Is he from Minnesota or Colorado?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 17, 2020 10:17 AM (u9BCh)

180 The Julian Calendar is a racist coverup that human history begins in Africa!

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 10:18 AM (QeK5o)

181 176 New and Improved Democrat Campaign slogans:
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1. TRUMP is NOT above the law!

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 10:15 AM (QeK5o)

2. But WE are!

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 17, 2020 10:18 AM (J+mig)

182 If we get to replace RBG my choice is senator Hawley.

Very smart, conservative and very young.

We also have an R governor who would replace him.

Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2020 10:18 AM (jZZUS)

183 There's nothing like watching the sun rise over the ocean while surrounded by schools of stripers and blues to make you forget about all the crap going on for a few hours.

Today's catch, 6 stripers and 7 blues. Almost feels like normal.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)

184
I see the twat that burned the police pct. in Minn. has been arrested in Colo.....good!

Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 09:57 AM (X/Pw5)



He'll be out in a week.



No one will dare prosecute him.


Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 10:17 AM

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Pretty sure the Feds are going to handle this one.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2020 10:19 AM (JUOKG)

185 178 I see the twat that burned the police pct. in Minn. has been arrested in Colo.....good!
Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 09:57 AM (X/Pw5)

He'll be out in a week.

No one will dare prosecute him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 10:17 AM (2JVJo)

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Nah. He's a white male (allegedly). Just label him a white supremacist.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 17, 2020 10:19 AM (u9BCh)

186 I think everyone here called it . The leaders of the anti American Left are using blacks as their foot soldiers .

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 10:19 AM (fagTl)

187 167 Brees folding > Gundy folding

Anything and anyone connected to public entertainment is going to fold, or be erased from public view. That includes all sports. Even when it comes back, it's just going to be a woke-fest. Honestly, I have no interest at all in that culture anymore, and I'm ready for it all to come crashing down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2020 10:19 AM (Kpl3J)

188 There's nothing like watching the sun rise over the
ocean while surrounded by schools of stripers and blues to make you
forget about all the crap going on for a few hours.



Today's catch, 6 stripers and 7 blues. Almost feels like normal.


Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:19 AM

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Used to love going out on Long Island Sound Striper fishing on the Race by the Light House off of New London, CT.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2020 10:20 AM (JUOKG)

189 Oh yeah! Read about Caravaggio's lifestyle, and try to imagine anyone asking him to take a knee for some stupid bullshit. He'd shiv you on the spot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2020 10:16 AM (

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Yup he's famous as a prolific artist, with his second passion being beating any motherfucker to death who so much as talked back to him. Total psychotic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2020 10:20 AM (wXhu+)

190 Have the brain damaged children of Antifa invaded any art galleries to deface priceless pieces of art for reasons?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 17, 2020 10:21 AM (Uu+Jp)

191 I just wanted to say "Thank you!!" for the art thread yesterday; I was unfamiliar with Henry Tanner and I'm a huge new fan now.

Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at June 17, 2020 10:21 AM (B4Nkq)

192 Today's catch, 6 stripers and 7 blues. Almost feels like normal.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)

Keep the strippers, gut the blues and throw them back into the water.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2020 10:21 AM (Kpl3J)

193 182
If we get to replace RBG my choice is senator Hawley.



Very smart, conservative and very young.



We also have an R governor who would replace him.

Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2020 10:18 AM (jZZUS)

I'd still like to see Judge Amy Coney Barrett get nominated.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2020 10:21 AM (N39Ws)

194 188 There's nothing like watching the sun rise over the
ocean while surrounded by schools of stripers strippers and blues to make you
forget about all the crap going on for a few hours.



Today's catch, 6 stripers strippers and 7 blues. Almost feels like normal.


Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:19 AM

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FIFY.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 10:21 AM (UWqZJ)

195 > Used to love going out on Long Island Sound Striper fishing on the Race by the Light House off of New London, CT.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2020 10:20 AM (JUOKG)


I read that as strippers.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2020 10:22 AM (sjdRT)

196 Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2020 10:19 AM (Kpl3J)

They wouldn't be erased if they stood up instead of folding. Or at least they would pave the way for others to stand up making it harder to cancel them.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 10:22 AM (fagTl)

197 183
There's nothing like watching the sun rise over the ocean while
surrounded by schools of stripers and blues to make you forget about all
the crap going on for a few hours.



Today's catch, 6 stripers and 7 blues. Almost feels like normal.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)
Good day fishing. Blues are fun to catch. Terrible on the plate though.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2020 10:22 AM (N39Ws)

198 It was very suspicious how much the GOPe was in love with Gorsuch when he was nominated, as they were with Roberts.

These many supposed 'conservative' judges McConnel is getting confirmed are actually GOPe judges.

Better than the alternative had Hillary been elected, but still not as advertised.

Posted by: davidt at June 17, 2020 10:22 AM (l3+k2)

199 What's this about JackStraw and stripper school?

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 10:22 AM (QeK5o)

200 >>Used to love going out on Long Island Sound Striper fishing on the Race by the Light House off of New London, CT.

I know the area well.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:22 AM (ZLI7S)

201 This was something I didn't see mentioned in any of the articles. Is he from Minnesota or Colorado?

**********

He's from Minnesota. Tracked via cell phone "pings" to Colorado. Apprehended in Breckenridge by local cops assisting BATFE.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 10:23 AM (Fc5rx)

202 This was something I didn't see mentioned in any of the articles. Is he from Minnesota or Colorado?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 17, 2020 10:17 AM (u9BCh)

Brainerd, Mn.

Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 10:23 AM (X/Pw5)

203 > He's from Minnesota. Tracked via cell phone "pings" to Colorado. Apprehended in Breckenridge by local cops assisting BATFE.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 10:23 AM (Fc5rx)


Never trust a mud duck.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2020 10:23 AM (sjdRT)

204 Have the brain damaged children of Antifa invaded any art galleries to deface priceless pieces of art for reasons?


I believe they were looting galleries, yes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 17, 2020 10:23 AM (oVJmc)

205 https://bit.ly/2YHo7I5*******Hawley unveils bill targeting Big Tech's shield - Axios******don't know if posted yet

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at June 17, 2020 10:23 AM (lIePT)

206 >>What's this about JackStraw and stripper school?

Well I had the poles with me.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)

207 He's from Minnesota. Tracked via cell phone "pings" to Colorado. Apprehended in Breckenridge by local cops assisting BATFE.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 10:23 AM (Fc5rx)
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He was wearing an OANN shirt.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 10:24 AM (QeK5o)

208 Used to love going out on Long Island Sound Striper fishing on the Race by the Light House off of New London, CT.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2020 10:20 AM (JUOKG)

...

The light house is Stony Point in Stonington, isn't it?

It's been awhile, but those were my stomping grounds growing up. Dad got a catamaran after I left for college, but summers I got to zip around the sound with him in that.

The Race is interesting in a cat, because the waves are all chop. Pretty easy to bury a hull and then it's pitch-pole time.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2020 10:24 AM (yL25O)

209 Damn screwed that up I need more more coffee

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at June 17, 2020 10:24 AM (lIePT)

210 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Bummer of a birthmark Hal.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2020 10:24 AM (axyOa)

211 >
206
>>What's this about JackStraw and stripper school?



Well I had the poles with me.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)


Trolling 20's again?

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2020 10:24 AM (sjdRT)

212 I don't believe JackStraw had 7 Strippers. Gentlemen's clubs are all closed because of the Chinese Flu.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 10:24 AM (fagTl)

213 181 176 New and Improved Democrat Campaign slogans:
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1. TRUMP is NOT above the law!

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 10:15 AM (QeK5o)

2. But WE are!

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 17, 2020 10:18 AM (J+mig)


They continually employ one of Lenin's strategies, as I and others have noted on AoS before.

"Say what is most useful at the time. Do not worry if it contradicts an earlier statement. Win the current battle."

Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2020 10:25 AM (AMIL/)

214 Today's catch, 6 stripers and 7 blues. Almost feels like normal.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:19 AM


Niiice. Been a looong time since I've been fishing in or around Newport. Used to go with the RMBS Dad and catch flounder. The RMBS Papou used to love to catch tautog off the rocks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2020 10:25 AM (ejd/p)

215
He's from Minnesota. Tracked via cell phone "pings" to Colorado. Apprehended in Breckenridge by local cops assisting BATFE.



Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 10:23 AM (Fc5rx)
*******Those retards were using their phones the NSA collected all their data there were Helicopters over every city that had "Peaceful Protests"

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at June 17, 2020 10:26 AM (lIePT)

216 Today's catch, 6 stripers and 7 blues. Almost feels like normal.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)
Good day fishing. Blues are fun to catch. Terrible on the plate though.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2020 10:22 AM (N39Ws)

...

Blues are...edible, if and only if you remove the really dark, really oily portion of the filet.

We also used to fish for skipjacks i.e. young blues. Those are great.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2020 10:26 AM (yL25O)

217 >>Trolling 20's again?

That comes later.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:26 AM (ZLI7S)

218 Reds > Blues.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 10:26 AM (fagTl)

219 He's from Minnesota. Tracked via cell phone "pings" to Colorado. Apprehended in Breckenridge by local cops assisting BATFE.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 10:23 AM (Fc5rx)

--------

Lady YD wanted me to thank you for your advice!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2020 10:26 AM (wXhu+)

220 217 >>Trolling 20's again?

That comes later.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:26 AM (ZLI7S)

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"I thought fear came later. Was I wrong?"
-Bane

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 10:27 AM (UWqZJ)

221 Say bye bye to Aunt Jemima . Pepsi, which owns Quaker Oats which owns the brand, says no more. Cuz da rayyycism.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 17, 2020 10:27 AM (ZZxzD)

222 206 >>What's this about JackStraw and stripper school?

Well I had the poles with me.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:24 AM (ZLI7S)


Stolen from some 60's stand-up comedian:

"I wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot pole. Or a 9-foot Hungarian."

Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2020 10:27 AM (AMIL/)

223 Let my people go!

Posted by: Mayor of San Francisco at June 17, 2020 10:28 AM (QeK5o)

224 Have the brain damaged children of Antifa invaded any art galleries to deface priceless pieces of art for reasons?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 17, 2020 10:21 AM (Uu+Jp)


That reminds me of the story of Velazquez' Rokeby Venus.

https://tinyurl.com/ybuxgd9h

In 1914 a suffragette, Mary Richardson, entered the National Gallery with a meat cleaver and slashed the painting. She said at the time that it was done to protest the treatment of suffragette leader Emmeline Pankhurst, but decades later admitted that she had really attacked because she hated "the way men visitors gawped at it all day long."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 10:28 AM (2JVJo)

225 Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 17, 2020 10:27 AM (ZZxzD)

....and she made the best pancakes....sad.

Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 10:28 AM (X/Pw5)

226 >>Niiice. Been a looong time since I've been fishing in or around Newport. Used to go with the RMBS Dad and catch flounder. The RMBS Papou used to love to catch tautog off the rocks.

We completely missed the Spring tautog season with all the China virus nonsense. Newport Harbor is still between 1/2 and 2/3 full.

I'm hoping this means we will have a great fall season.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:29 AM (ZLI7S)

227 Say bye bye to Aunt Jemima . Pepsi, which owns Quaker Oats which owns the brand, says no more. Cuz da rayyycism.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 17, 2020 10:27 AM (ZZxzD)
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Black woman with an unusual name, totally racist, yo.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 10:29 AM (QeK5o)

228 back from bathing doggeh
now he's craxy

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 17, 2020 10:30 AM (WwTwF)

229 221 Say bye bye to Aunt Jemima
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She a nasty ho anyway.

Posted by: Uncle Ben at June 17, 2020 10:30 AM (sWM8x)

230 Since we've passed 200 comments I have an entirely off topic for TJM.

I'm listening to the Audible version of the book Silence by Shosuku Endo. I understand Martin Scorsese directed a movie version.
Have you mentioned it in the movie thread?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 17, 2020 10:30 AM (Uu+Jp)

231 The RMBS Papou used to love to catch tautog off the rocks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2020 10:25 AM (ejd/p)

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I didn't remember those so I just looked it up.

Tautog inhabits a genus all on its own. That's crazy.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2020 10:30 AM (yL25O)

232 Matamoros

Moor-Slayer
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020


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Buffy the Dead Moor Slayer

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 10:30 AM (rpbg1)

233 Over under on when the push to renamed Washington DC starts. I say around mid August.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 17, 2020 10:31 AM (ZZxzD)

234 Have you mentioned it in the movie thread?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 17, 2020 10:30 AM (Uu+Jp)
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Not as much as Prometheus.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 10:31 AM (QeK5o)

235 Say bye bye to Aunt Jemima . Pepsi, which owns Quaker Oats which owns the brand, says no more. Cuz da rayyycism.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 17, 2020


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I just bought a box of her pancake and waffle mix. I'll have to save the logo and image after the box is empty.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 10:31 AM (rpbg1)

236 Say bye bye to Aunt Jemima . Pepsi, which owns Quaker Oats which owns the brand, says no more. Cuz da rayyycism.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 17, 2020 10:27 AM (ZZxzD)



Change her to Xir Jemima and say it's a tranny to show how progressive they are

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2020 10:31 AM (Un9AW)

237 He was a fine jockey

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 17, 2020 10:32 AM (oAY8z)

238 177 Caravaggio: Honorary Moron?
Posted by: browndog at June 17, 2020 10:06 AM (BgMrQ)

Oh yeah! Read about Caravaggio's lifestyle, and try to imagine anyone asking him to take a knee for some stupid bullshit. He'd shiv you on the spot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2020 10:16 AM (Kpl3J)

Ah, the family tree of Bluebell extends back aways I see...

Posted by: browndog at June 17, 2020 10:32 AM (BgMrQ)

239 Tautog inhabits a genus all on its own. That's crazy.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2020 10:30 AM (yL25O)

Tautog means "full set of teeth" in some native American language.

Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 10:32 AM (X/Pw5)

240 Over under on when the push to renamed Washington DC starts. I say around mid August.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 17, 2020 10:31 AM (ZZxzD)
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They were already pushing to have it renamed Mandella, and I believe the petitions are still out there.

It has that effect.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 10:32 AM (QeK5o)

241 230 Since we've passed 200 comments I have an entirely off topic for TJM.

I'm listening to the Audible version of the book Silence by Shosuku Endo. I understand Martin Scorsese directed a movie version.
Have you mentioned it in the movie thread?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 17, 2020 10:30 AM (Uu+Jp)

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I haven't written about it at any length, but I think it may be his best film.

It's harsh, brutal, and shockingly beautiful to look at. It's also painfully sad by the end and incredibly emotionally affecting.

I read the book years ago and admired it, feeling that I didn't quite get the point. Scorsese seems to have made the point slightly more obvious, but not over the top. He threaded a needle in making the ending a bit easier to interpret without robbing it of its power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 10:32 AM (UWqZJ)

242 Did any of you other nerds point out that this looks like an Umbrella Corp logo?

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 10:32 AM (FCQR/)

243 There's nothing like watching the sun rise over the ocean while surrounded by schools of stripers and blues to make you forget about all the crap going on for a few hours.

Today's catch, 6 stripers and 7 blues. Almost feels like normal.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)

I think i need more coffee. I misread that and was wondering if there really is a school for stripping...

then i decided to ask what pole you were using, but didn't since that seemed to leading...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 17, 2020 10:33 AM (+NdM9)

244 That Quaker Oats guy awful white.

Posted by: Uncle Ben at June 17, 2020 10:33 AM (sWM8x)

245 Today's catch, 6 stripers and 7 blues. Almost feels like normal.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)



Keep the strippers, gut the blues and throw them back into the water.



Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2020 10:21 A

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Nope. Fillet them and brine them for 48 hours rinsing once or twice Then do them up on the grill with butter and lemon pepper. I had people rave about them when I cooked them that way.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2020 10:33 AM (JUOKG)

246 apparently towels are for tug o war

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 17, 2020 10:33 AM (WwTwF)

247 Aunt Jemima has to go but demand Harriet Tubman on the $20.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 10:33 AM (fagTl)

248 234 Have you mentioned it in the movie thread?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 17, 2020 10:30 AM (Uu+Jp)
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Not as much as Prometheus.
Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 10:31 AM (QeK5o)

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This is true.

I have written about Prometheus one time on the movie thread while writing about Silence none times (though it did get a very brief mention in my thread on The Last Temptation of Christ).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 10:33 AM (UWqZJ)

249 Obama DC?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2020 10:33 AM (FtO5h)

250 Tautog means "full set of teeth" in some native American language.
Posted by: BignJames



So THAT'S why there's a Tautog, Alabama.
"It takes a village".

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 10:34 AM (LHT0w)

251 Tautog means "full set of teeth" in some native American language.
Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 10:32 AM (X/Pw5)

7 is a full set of teeth in Oklahoma

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 10:34 AM (JFO2v)

252 You guys remember Les Wexner, Jeffrey Epstein's original patron and all around shady billionaire?

His yacht is currently berthed in Newport Harbor. Look what a life of living on the edge buys you.

https://tinyurl.com/yc79j7ll

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:34 AM (ZLI7S)

253 I haven't written about it at any length, but I think it may be his best film.

It's harsh, brutal, and shockingly beautiful to look at. It's also painfully sad by the end and incredibly emotionally affecting.

I read the book years ago and admired it, feeling that I didn't quite get the point. Scorsese seems to have made the point slightly more obvious, but not over the top. He threaded a needle in making the ending a bit easier to interpret without robbing it of its power.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 10:32 AM (UWqZJ)

I think the book is really good. But is grim, almost oppressive.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 17, 2020 10:34 AM (Uu+Jp)

254 We will be discontinuing Chief Wahoo, the Land o' Lakes Butter mascot, Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, and every other racist mascot. Soon, our food and clothing aisles will have zero minorities, just the way it should be!!

....wait actually can we get a mulligan

Posted by: Woke Companies at June 17, 2020 10:34 AM (FCQR/)

255 "Marion DC" has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Not Marion Berry at June 17, 2020 10:35 AM (sWM8x)

256 > Change her to Xir Jemima and say it's a tranny to show how progressive they are

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2020 10:31 AM (Un9AW)


Sometimes a guy just wants pancakes and the D for breakfast!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at June 17, 2020 10:35 AM (sjdRT)

257 I love Aunt Jemima. Why do they have to mess with Aunt Jemima, dammit.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2020 10:35 AM (FtO5h)

258 Obama DC?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2020 10:33 AM (FtO5h)
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C = Columbia -> Columbus.

Needs to go to.

Capital of the United States of Woke: Death to Pigs.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 10:35 AM (QeK5o)

259 Oh and thanks TJM.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 17, 2020 10:35 AM (Uu+Jp)

260
Blues are...edible, if and only if you remove the really dark, really oily portion of the filet.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2020 10:26 AM (yL25O)

Then there's nothing left.

And that's OK. Like another commenter said previously:
Gut 'em and throw them back!

Posted by: browndog at June 17, 2020 10:36 AM (BgMrQ)

261 249 Obama DC?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2020 10:33 AM (FtO5h)

Obama DMLKJr

Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2020 10:36 AM (AMIL/)

262 Obama District of Color

Takes care of that nasty colonialist ring, and neatly sums up the district.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2020 10:36 AM (FtO5h)

263 Only 6 strippers? Slow night.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 17, 2020 10:36 AM (FCQR/)

264 As fucked up as things are at least we still have a solid conservative scotus to save the republic.

Leave me alone to live in my dream world will ya?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 17, 2020 10:36 AM (ZZxzD)

265 I'm going to miss Jemima. Wait what? I have to go too?

Posted by: Uncle Ben at June 17, 2020 10:36 AM (fagTl)

266 I'm going to miss Jemima. Wait what? I have to go too?

Posted by: Uncle Ben at June 17, 2020 10:36 AM (fagTl)
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Black man in a shirt collar. Can't have that.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 10:37 AM (QeK5o)

267 Those retards were using their phones the NSA collected all their data there were Helicopters over every city that had "Peaceful Protests"

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani


They thought TPTB had their backs. Apparently they forgot what TPTB do to people's backs.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at June 17, 2020 10:37 AM (OUMaO)

268 Aunt Jemima does not have a D!

She has a matronly bosom and a lap. No other sex parts.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2020 10:37 AM (FtO5h)

269 Fra Antionio Martelli Was the Prior of the Messina house of the Knights of Malta.

"Fra" means "Father", in this context. The Knights of Malta were (are) a military religious order, intended to protect pilgrims to the Holy Land during the time of Moslem oppression.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 17, 2020 10:37 AM (ek3OS)

270 221 Say bye bye to Aunt Jemima . Pepsi, which owns Quaker Oats which owns the brand, says no more. Cuz da rayyycism.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 17, 2020 10:27 AM (ZZxzD)

I knew that was gonna happen. I'm surprised that QO didn't kill that brand earlier.

Posted by: browndog at June 17, 2020 10:37 AM (BgMrQ)

271 Blues make an outstanding chum slick when you are shark fishing. It's like catnip for the toothy set which seems appropriate, taking a hook out of a blue's mouth is like dealing with rows of razor blades.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:38 AM (ZLI7S)

272 Looking forward to the Anglo-Germanic Lives Matter rally. I don't think the media appreciates how 1000 years of slavery, rape and murder of my peoples weighs on us.

I see the oppression every day. Although it's masked in commercial courtesy, I can see Tony give me that "My ancestors were fucking your ancestors in the ass for a century" look when ringing up my pizza.

Only that reparations check will make things right. Does anyone know if it will be paid in Lira or U.S. dollars?

Posted by: jwest at June 17, 2020 10:38 AM (mrrpT)

273 Snapshots from the world of COVID insanity:

https://tinyurl.com/punitive-edicts

Aspen, CO city council on June 15, shocked and disappointed at the lack of compliance with their mask mandate, extends to public health "order" to July 15.

In the six weeks preceding this new edict, the entire county (Pitkin county) had a grand total of 15 new cases, never more than two in a single da.

Part of the supposed justification- Aspen is in a higher vulnerability category because of international visitors.
coughtravelbancough.

Scroll down furthre in the article you will see that city council also discussed how to divvy up federal bonus bucks.

1. Must keep federal relief money flowing.
2. Must keep international resort traffic (big spenders) money flowing.

F**kiing vindictive hypocrites.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 10:38 AM (Fc5rx)

274 Aunt Jemima on the box I have looks very 1950s-1960s. Her hairstyle looks like she just came from the salon, and she appears to be wearing a white blouse, a very professional high-collar blouse like a secretary of those days. No look like Prissy of Gone With the Wind.

I also have a metal canister that held Uncle Ben's Rice, and he is on it, looking very proud of himself. I'm hanging on to that too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 10:38 AM (rpbg1)

275 Nobody puts Jemima in a corner.

(sulks)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2020 10:38 AM (FtO5h)

276 That Quaker Oats guy awful white.

The Quakers have always hated that logo, but have never been able to get it dropped. They should take a page out of the Musslemens' book and just start chopping off heads.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 10:39 AM (2JVJo)

277 the men are men and the sheep are scared
Posted by: Bones at June 17, 2020 10:04 AM (JFO2v)

Ah. Wyoming.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 17, 2020 10:39 AM (NWiLs)

278 maths be too hard

Oxford University to decolonize math and science degrees, give more lenient grading to those affected by Black Lives Matter furor

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 10:39 AM (JFO2v)

279 With Uncle Ben gone, who is going to teach Peter Parker to use his powers responsibly?

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 10:39 AM (FCQR/)

280 Aunt Jemima was always racist, go look at the ads.

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 10:39 AM (976+d)

281 229 221 Say bye bye to Aunt Jemima
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She a nasty ho anyway.
Posted by: Uncle Ben at June 17, 2020 10:30 AM (sWM8x)

And you're next dude!

Posted by: Woke Marketing Drone at June 17, 2020 10:39 AM (BgMrQ)

282 The girl on Land o' Lakes Butter looks kinda hot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 10:39 AM (rpbg1)

283 Another OT comment but I find a face mask significantly improves Nazi Pelosi's appearance.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 17, 2020 10:40 AM (Uu+Jp)

284 Cool shirt !! ... HotTopic ???

Posted by: Qmark at June 17, 2020 10:40 AM (67VPe)

285 I'd guess "District of Sambo" doesn't have much of a chance.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 17, 2020 10:40 AM (sWM8x)

286 Say bye bye to Aunt Jemima . Pepsi, which owns Quaker Oats which owns the brand, says no more. Cuz da rayyycism.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 17, 2020 10:27 AM (ZZxzD)
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Can Uncle Ben be far behind?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at June 17, 2020 10:40 AM (1jlUc)

287 The other funny thing about the Aspen City Council thing is three of the four sitting members are named Karen and one is named Skippy.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 10:40 AM (Fc5rx)

288 282 The girl on Land o' Lakes Butter looks kinda hot.

Especially when you do the foldy-tits thing.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2020 10:40 AM (FtO5h)

289 You guys remember Les Wexner, Jeffrey Epstein's original patron and all around shady billionaire?

His yacht is currently berthed in Newport Harbor. Look what a life of living on the edge buys you.

https://tinyurl.com/yc79j7ll
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:34 AM (ZLI7S)


It must be wonderful to have money.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 10:40 AM (2JVJo)

290 Anyone else notice that literally ever ya rock photo online is a POC? Like go to any national consumer website and if there is a photo of a person or group of people it will not have any whites. Pick a random company, banks, car, pharma whatever and see for yourself.

If an alien showed up today and looked only at this hed think the US population was 80% woman and 98% POC.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 17, 2020 10:41 AM (ZZxzD)

291 Okay, I made up the 'Karen' part, but Skippy really is on the city council.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 10:41 AM (Fc5rx)

292 Another OT comment but I find a face mask significantly improves Nazi Pelosi's appearance.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 17, 2020


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So would a face-sized spider.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 10:41 AM (rpbg1)

293 Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 10:39 AM (976+d)

Only in mentally defective minds.

Posted by: Uncle Ben at June 17, 2020 10:41 AM (fagTl)

294 ya rock

Yacht rock?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2020 10:41 AM (FtO5h)

295 It takes a village to get a full set of teef.

Posted by: klaftern at June 17, 2020 10:41 AM (RuIsu)

296 I'd guess "District of Sambo" doesn't have much of a chance.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 17, 2020


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Sambo was a smart kid. He outsmarted those tigers, for instance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 10:42 AM (rpbg1)

297 So, serious question - desecrating the graves of anybody who died before, say, 1940, isn't a crime anymore, right?

Why are we stopping at statues? These racists are allowed to be memorialized in stone just because it's a grave marker and not a statue?

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 10:42 AM (FCQR/)

298 maths be too hard



Oxford University to decolonize math and science degrees, give more
lenient grading to those affected by Black Lives Matter furor


Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 10:39 AM

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Another institution of "higher" learning that thinks blacks can't get by on their own merits.


That's extremely racist.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2020 10:42 AM (JUOKG)

299 Netflix CEO giving $120 million to black colleges.

Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2020 10:42 AM (jZZUS)

300 https://tinyurl.com/yc79j7ll
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:34 AM (ZLI7S)

It must be wonderful to have money.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 10:40 AM (2JVJo)

Let's charter it for a MoMe.

Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 10:43 AM (X/Pw5)

301 >>It must be wonderful to have money.

It's frigging enormous, looks even bigger in person. Has to be one of the largest private yachts in the world.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:43 AM (ZLI7S)

302 Netflix CEO giving $120 million to black colleges.

Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2020 10:42 AM (jZZUS)

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So?

Posted by: mrp at June 17, 2020 10:43 AM (Pqytn)

303 I have a complaint for the horde. I was up north fishing with my buddies last week and one of them referred to a man bun as a twat knot. Its hysterical and perfect. This is exactly the sort of thing that I count on you people for. I need to be first in my circle with hysterical and perfect cultural commentary. You all let me down and I'm very disappointed in you. I'm on the verge of speaking with your managers.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2020 10:43 AM (sjdRT)

304 300 https://tinyurl.com/yc79j7ll
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:34 AM (ZLI7S)

It must be wonderful to have money.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 10:40 AM (2JVJo)

Let's charter commandeer it for a MoMe.
Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 10:43 AM (X/Pw5)

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FIFY

We don't have that kind of money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 10:43 AM (UWqZJ)

305 There's an article on the MSN homepage with the headline, "Dangerous Things Strongly Linked to Cancer".

Journalism is retarded.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2020 10:43 AM (xfb67)

306 It's rayciss all the way down.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at June 17, 2020 10:44 AM (EgshT)

307 Sambo was a smart kid. He outsmarted those tigers, for instance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 10:42 AM (rpbg1)

Sambo transitioned from Indian to African without anyone noticing.

Posted by: Uncle Ben at June 17, 2020 10:44 AM (fagTl)

308 290 Pick a random company, banks, car, pharma whatever and see for yourself.

It's the leading employer of 30-year old mulatto women with sproinggggy curls, white features and cocoa-colored skin.

According to the ads, I just described 33% of all American women.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 17, 2020 10:44 AM (FtO5h)

309 Oxford University to decolonize math and science degrees, give more lenient grading...

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Well that should work out just fine. In the future, statues, monuments and buildings will topple themselves.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 10:44 AM (Fc5rx)

310 Netflix CEO giving $120 million to black colleges.


Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2020 10:42 AM

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To him that's pocket change and he won't even notice it. Pure virtue signaling and not a penny of that money will ever reach a black student and he knows it.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2020 10:44 AM (JUOKG)

311 298 maths be too hard



Oxford University to decolonize math and science degrees, give more
lenient grading to those affected by Black Lives Matter furor


Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 10:39 AM

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Another institution of "higher" learning that thinks blacks can't get by on their own merits.


That's extremely racist.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2020 10:42 AM (JUOKG)

If Leroy has a half-key of pure cocaine, how many rocks of crack can he produce at a 20% cut with baking soda? 25%? 30%?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 17, 2020 10:44 AM (NWiLs)

312 Anyone else notice that literally ever ya rock photo online is a POC? Like go to any national consumer website and if there is a photo of a person or group of people it will not have any whites. Pick a random company, banks, car, pharma whatever and see for yourself.

If an alien showed up today and looked only at this hed think the US population was 80% woman and 98% POC.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 17, 2020 10:41 AM (ZZxzD)


TV commercials are the same. Looking at them, you would think that just about every husband and wife in the country are mixed race.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 10:44 AM (2JVJo)

313 I have a complaint for the horde. I was up north fishing with my buddies last week and one of them referred to a man bun as a twat knot. Its hysterical and perfect. This is exactly the sort of thing that I count on you people for. I need to be first in my circle with hysterical and perfect cultural commentary. You all let me down and I'm very disappointed in you. I'm on the verge of speaking with your managers.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2020


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Be sure and tell the managers of the waters of your home world.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 10:45 AM (rpbg1)

314 My tea mug for today shows Lewis Armistead at the head of his brigade. You know where. Suck it, history h8terz!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at June 17, 2020 10:45 AM (1jlUc)

315 Bad Latin. Fra means "Brother". The Knights of Malta are a lay order, not clerical. Plus there are restrictions on clerics wielding weapons.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 17, 2020 10:45 AM (ek3OS)

316 "Has to be one of the largest private yachts in the world."

The best ones can launch a mini submarine from below the water line.

Posted by: atilla means business this time at June 17, 2020 10:45 AM (w7KSn)

317 315 Bad Latin. Fra means "Brother". The Knights of Malta are a lay order, not clerical. Plus there are restrictions on clerics wielding weapons.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 17, 2020 10:45 AM (ek3OS)

No edged weapons. And they have healing powers.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 17, 2020 10:45 AM (NWiLs)

318 254 We will be discontinuing Chief Wahoo, the Land o' Lakes Butter mascot, Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, and every other racist mascot. Soon, our food and clothing aisles will have zero minorities, just the way it should be!!

....wait actually can we get a mulligan
Posted by: Woke Companies at June 17, 2020 10:34 AM (FCQR/)

It's amazing how they don't understand that a stereotype can be positive, too. Aunt Jemima and the Land O'Lakes girl were presented as icons of product quality, tying in the idea of home cooking or being closer to nature.

Those are positive traits. If people said everyone in my group (I am so statistically implausible that I can't claim one) was said to be a good cook or in tune with nature, I'd take it as a compliment.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 17, 2020 10:46 AM (J+mig)

319 TV commercials are the same. Looking at them, you would think that just about every husband and wife in the country are mixed race.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 10:44 AM (2JVJo)

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They're not??

Posted by: SMH at June 17, 2020 10:46 AM (RU4sa)

320 If Leroy has a half-key of pure cocaine, how many rocks of crack can he produce at a 20% cut with baking soda? 25%? 30%?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 17, 2020 10:44 AM (NWiLs)

And when arrested does he still need to pay weekly rent on his 22 rims!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 10:46 AM (JFO2v)

321 299 You can have black colleges, but not white ones. Either exclusive minority or " for everybody ".

Posted by: CN at June 17, 2020 10:46 AM (ONvIw)

322 Sambo was a smart kid. He outsmarted those tigers, for instance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 10:42 AM (rpbg1)

Sambo transitioned from Indian to African without anyone noticing.
Posted by: Uncle Ben at June 17, 2020


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Hm, right, no tigers in Africa. Well, maybe the lions identified as tigers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 10:46 AM (rpbg1)

323 "Has to be one of the largest private yachts in the world."
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I bet the trolling motor is ginormous.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 17, 2020 10:46 AM (sWM8x)

324 TV commercials are the same. Looking at them, you would think that just about every husband and wife in the country are mixed race.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 10:44 AM (2JVJo)

Trending gay, too.

Posted by: BignJames at June 17, 2020 10:46 AM (X/Pw5)

325 That's right. Clerics can only wield blunt weapons and they have different spells than Magic Users. But, they do get to use better armor and can heal.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2020 10:47 AM (xfb67)

326 Off ironic white rice spokesman sock.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 10:47 AM (fagTl)

327 Online photos and tv ads used to be a mix of everyone. Even a token cracker or two. Since the BLm revolution began last months this emission tokens have been removed entirely.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 17, 2020 10:47 AM (ZZxzD)

328 Oxford University to decolonize math and science degrees, give more lenient grading...

The world is on a one-way ride back to the days of the atlatl.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at June 17, 2020 10:47 AM (EgshT)

329 325 That's right. Clerics can only wield blunt weapons and they have different spells than Magic Users. But, they do get to use better armor and can heal.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2020 10:47 AM (xfb67)

===========

I always chose to play as a paladin in the Diablo games.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 10:47 AM (UWqZJ)

330 Oxford University to decolonize math and science degrees, give more
lenient grading to those affected by Black Lives Matter furor


Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 10:39 AM


Will bridges be identified in future as being designed under white privilege or under anticolonialism?
It might be useful to know.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 17, 2020 10:47 AM (Uu+Jp)

331 Maltese Cross was used by the Knights Hospitaller of St John.

The St John's Ambulance service is a private healthcare service throughout the British Commonwealth and in Germany (sorta) established by British troops there during the postwar occupation.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
St_John_Ambulance

It looks like the Maltese Cross is called the St John's Cross in Protestant countries. I've seen it used for both from uniform and flag studying and St John's Ambulance in Canada. (It's also the model for the Blue Max Pour le Merite Germano-Prussian military bravery award.)

The Maltese Cross wiki has more information.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 17, 2020 10:47 AM (TZi47)

332 >>>Only in mentally defective minds.

Oh, really? Lot more like this out there:

https://tinyurl.com/ybtl5o5y

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 10:47 AM (976+d)

333 311 So oxford is issuing worthless degrees? Join the club.

Posted by: HARVARD at June 17, 2020 10:47 AM (ONvIw)

334 So, serious question - desecrating the graves of anybody who died before, say, 1940, isn't a crime anymore, right?



Why are we stopping at statues? These racists are allowed to be
memorialized in stone just because it's a grave marker and not a statue?

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 10:42 AM (FCQR/)

The Senate Armed Services committee voted to make such desecration that law of the land.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 17, 2020 10:48 AM (nAiE/)

335 That Quaker Oats guy awful white.

*******

They can keep the same picture and just rename them Dr. Rachel Levine Oats.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 10:48 AM (Fc5rx)

336 No edged weapons. And they have healing powers.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 17, 2020 10:45 AM (NWiLs)

Later editions allow an edged weapon if it's the deity's chosen weapon, so a cleric of the Goddess of a Thousand Knives and One Really Sharp Spork wouldn't have to use a rolling pin with nails in it.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 17, 2020 10:48 AM (J+mig)

337 328 Oxford University to decolonize math and science degrees, give more lenient grading...

The world is on a one-way ride back to the days of the atlatl.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at June 17, 2020 10:47 AM (EgshT)

Beware axolotls with atlatls.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 17, 2020 10:48 AM (NWiLs)

338 It's frigging enormous, looks even bigger in person. Has to be one of the largest private yachts in the world.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:43 AM (ZLI7S)


I get seasick flushing a toilet, so yachts have no appeal to me. I do wish I had money to buy myself some large estate with a hundred-odd acres around it. Something like this, perhaps -

https://tinyurl.com/yb4q2w7e

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 10:48 AM (2JVJo)

339 328 Oxford University to decolonize math and science degrees, give more lenient grading...

The world is on a one-way ride back to the days of the atlatl.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at June 17, 2020 10:47 AM (EgshT)

what did socialist societies use before candles?

electricity

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 10:48 AM (JFO2v)

340 >>The best ones can launch a mini submarine from below the water line.

Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft, used to have an enormous yacht that would stop here from time to time.

There was about a 20 feet door on the side of the yacht that would lower hydraulically and form a dock. Inside was a fully stocked bar compete with bar stools and of course a crew member to tend bar.

The ultra-rich live in a different world.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:49 AM (ZLI7S)

341 Give Me a Break thinks somebody will click on his link.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 17, 2020 10:49 AM (sWM8x)

342 In decolonized math does 1+1 equal 3?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 17, 2020 10:49 AM (ZZxzD)

343 339: Aa in Anthem

Posted by: HARVARD at June 17, 2020 10:49 AM (ONvIw)

344 282
The girl on Land o' Lakes Butter looks kinda hot.

what girl on land o' lakes butter?

Posted by: 2020 at June 17, 2020 10:49 AM (sGtp+)

345 There shouldn't even be black colleges anymore.


They should be opened up to the general public.

Posted by: Ha at June 17, 2020 10:49 AM (jZZUS)

346 Will bridges be identified in future as being designed under white privilege or under anticolonialism?
It might be useful to know.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 17, 2020 10:47 AM (Uu+Jp)

Weight Limit

20,000 lbs or kg
(whats the fucking difference)

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 10:49 AM (JFO2v)

347 Only in mentally defective minds.

Oh, really? Lot more like this out there:

https://tinyurl.com/ybtl5o5y
Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020


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How old is that ad? Even then, I see, they left out commas in ad copy. It should be "I's in town, honey!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 10:50 AM (rpbg1)

348 The ultra-rich live in a different world.


Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:49 AM

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So do most democrats.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2020 10:50 AM (JUOKG)

349 I don't lie;

https://tinyurl.com/Doctor-Levine-Oats

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 10:50 AM (Fc5rx)

350 I have a complaint for the horde. I was up north fishing with my buddies last week and one of them referred to a man bun as a twat knot. Its hysterical and perfect. This is exactly the sort of thing that I count on you people for. I need to be first in my circle with hysterical and perfect cultural commentary. You all let me down and I'm very disappointed in you. I'm on the verge of speaking with your managers.
Posted by: Muad'dib


Twat knot
Douche Donut
Saddle Horn for His Butt Buddy

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 10:50 AM (LHT0w)

351 How are you going to know your reparations are right if you never learned math?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2020 10:50 AM (xfb67)

352 3.0/3.5 got rid of the dumb "Clerics can't use swords" thing. Never made sense that bashing someone's face into an exploded tomato with a morningstar is fine, but no blades, mister!

Still kept the "no metal armor for Druids" though.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 10:50 AM (FCQR/)

353 So would a face-sized spider.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 10:41 AM (rpbg1)

Or a xenomorph face hugger.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 17, 2020 10:50 AM (ek3OS)

354 Will bridges be identified in future as being designed under white privilege or under anticolonialism?
It might be useful to know.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 17, 2020 10:47 AM (Uu+Jp)


Anti colonialism. And will use Chinese steel that may or may not have the correct chemistry. Totes cool.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 17, 2020 10:50 AM (fIHXk)

355 Diversity demands that 9 out of 10 commercials have a black person in it. I would imagine the rest of the world thinks the black population in the States is around 40%. I also hate that because I note this I'm considered racist.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 10:50 AM (fagTl)

356 352 3.0/3.5 got rid of the dumb "Clerics can't use swords" thing. Never made sense that bashing someone's face into an exploded tomato with a morningstar is fine, but no blades, mister!

Still kept the "no metal armor for Druids" though.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 10:50 AM (FCQR/)

Looks like my geekery is a bit outdated.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 17, 2020 10:51 AM (NWiLs)

357 >>I get seasick flushing a toilet, so yachts have no appeal to me. I do wish I had money to buy myself some large estate with a hundred-odd acres around it. Something like this, perhaps -

>>https://tinyurl.com/yb4q2w7e


Nice place.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)

358 >>> Give Me a Break thinks somebody will click on his link.

Don't then. Google "racist aunt jemima advertising" and click on images. You're delusional if you don't think she was a racist caricature.

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 10:51 AM (976+d)

359 > Twat knot

Douche Donut

Saddle Horn for His Butt Buddy

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 10:50 AM (LHT0w)


Its late, but appreciated.

Posted by: Muad'dib at June 17, 2020 10:51 AM (sjdRT)

360 Say bye bye to Aunt Jemima

You know who the number one collectors of black Americana are?


So are black people that collect these things - salt and pepper shakers, yard statues of black children, etc - now considered "racist"?

Sounds like whitey trying to project his own insecurities about stereotypes onto black people.

Sorry , black folks, once again you have no agency or even choice in your preference. Let Big Whitey instruct you in the ways of "racial purity".


Disgusting.


Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 17, 2020 10:51 AM (iZJ5K)

361 Most breakfast cereal started as either food for sanitariums, 'wellness centers,' or to make people less horny. That's not even a joke.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 10:51 AM (FCQR/)

362 I wish the election could be held tomorrow. Let's get it done, and get on with either Biden's handlers subjugating Enemies of the State, or Trump Unleashed. War will declared by The Left, either way. The battle lines will finally crystallize and we can all get it on.

Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2020 10:51 AM (AMIL/)

363 "A tiger? In Africa?"

"Well it probably escaped from the zoo."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 17, 2020 10:51 AM (dfRN6)

364 The girl on Land o' Lakes Butter looks kinda hot.

what girl on land o' lakes butter?
Posted by: 2020 at June 17, 2020


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I just went to look at my current tub of LoL Butter. You're right, she's gone. Maybe she's still on the big tub, or the box of the sticks?

I think I have a new hobby: collecting images of "erased" advertising characters! Is Tony the Tiger still around?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 10:52 AM (rpbg1)

365 361 Most breakfast cereal started as either food for sanitariums, 'wellness centers,' or to make people less horny. That's not even a joke.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 10:51 AM (FCQR/)

Kellogg was a weird fucker.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 17, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

366 "Giorgio's Alien Juice" would be a great syrup brand.

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at June 17, 2020 10:52 AM (sWM8x)

367 Nope. Fillet them and brine them for 48 hours rinsing once or twice Then do them up on the grill with butter and lemon pepper. I had people rave about them when I cooked them that way.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2020 10:33 AM


They're great smoked, too. I think it was Legal Seafoods that had an amazing recipe for smoked bluefish pate. Damn, that was good stuff.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2020 10:52 AM (ejd/p)

368 355 Diversity demands that 9 out of 10 commercials have a black person in it. I would imagine the rest of the world thinks the black population in the States is around 40%. I also hate that because I note this I'm considered racist.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 10:50 AM (fagTl)

Well we seem to have hit a turning point where any use of black people in advertising is exploitation or something.

Posted by: Someguy at June 17, 2020 10:53 AM (zR1US)

369 366 "Giorgio's Alien Juice" would be a great syrup brand.
Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at June 17, 2020 10:52 AM (sWM8x)

It's a pancake syrup AND a hairstyling product!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 17, 2020 10:53 AM (NWiLs)

370 I refuse to accept the existence of any race except the Human Race. And occasionally the Des Moines Grand Prix or the flummery at Churchill Downs.

Posted by: setnaffa at June 17, 2020 10:53 AM (c4NCi)

371 @221: "Say bye bye to Aunt Jemima."

Colonel Sanders can't be far behind.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2020 10:53 AM (+oVP5)

372 I think I have a new hobby: collecting images of "erased" advertising characters! Is Tony the Tiger still around?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


You need a red or a blue Frito Bandido pencil eraser, circa 1972 - 1974.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 10:54 AM (LHT0w)

373 taking a hook out of a blue's mouth is like dealing with rows of razor blades.


I once lipped a blue like a striper. Once.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2020 10:54 AM (gd9RK)

374 If Leroy has a half-key of pure cocaine, how many rocks of crack can he produce at a 20% cut with baking soda? 25%? 30%?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 17, 2020 10:44 AM (NWiLs)

Tree Fiddy.
Same as in town.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 17, 2020 10:54 AM (88+cf)

375 get seasick flushing a toilet, so yachts have no appeal to me. I do wish I had money to buy myself some large estate with a hundred-odd acres around it. Something like this, perhaps -

>>https://tinyurl.com/yb4q2w7e


There's something to be said for vast tracts of land.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at June 17, 2020 10:55 AM (Uu+Jp)

376 With the NFL on the way out, how will Jerry Jones pay for his yacht?

Oh, yeah, oil money.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2020 10:55 AM (jvt6t)

377 What exactly is Biden's reason for running?

I have no idea why he wants to be president other than to be president.

Posted by: MJ at June 17, 2020 10:55 AM (gAMkn)

378 351 How are you going to know your reparations are right if you never learned math?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2020 10:50 AM (xfb67)


Sharpton will do the math and counting for them. "One hundred for me, one for you. One hundred for me, one for you..."

Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2020 10:55 AM (AMIL/)

379 Sounds like whitey trying to project his own insecurities about stereotypes onto black people.

Sorry , black folks, once again you have no agency or even choice in your preference. Let Big Whitey instruct you in the ways of "racial purity".


Only pampered white female ethnic studies grads who have had their consciousness raised are qualified to make these important decisions. Actual black people should just STFU.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2020 10:55 AM (wPVhA)

380 Most breakfast cereal started as either food for sanitariums, 'wellness centers,' or to make people less horny. That's not even a joke.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 10:51 AM (FCQR/)

The Kellogg brothers story is very interesting as well as the battle with Post. And beyond the Post and Kellogg battle, his daughter taking over the company is also very interesting. Her gobbling up food companies was genius ( with the help of her husband EF Hutton) . BirdsEye being the most interesting.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 10:55 AM (fagTl)

381 377 What exactly is Biden's reason for running?

I have no idea why he wants to be president other than to be president.
Posted by: MJ at June 17, 2020 10:55 AM (gAMkn)

============

1) His turn.

2) His delusions.

3) His crimes need covering up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 10:55 AM (UWqZJ)

382 WTH?

North Korea detonates its liaison office with South Korea... huh?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2020 10:56 AM (RRHvh)

383 Dude who invented Graham Crackers was a little bit off.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2020 10:56 AM (E5BAz)

384 272
Only that reparations check will make things right. Does anyone know if it will be paid in Lira or U.S. dollars?

candy and bits of gum.

when i lived in italy, there was a shortage of one lira coins. shopkeepers gave me change in candy and bits of gum.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 17, 2020 10:56 AM (sGtp+)

385 328 Oxford University to decolonize math and science degrees, give more lenient grading...
_______________

Yes, because we whities can't expect black and brown folks to comprehend math and science unless we dumb it down for them.

Nothing raaaaaacist about that!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2020 10:56 AM (k4dH2)

386 Uncle Ben had better watch his ass.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2020 10:56 AM (wPVhA)

387 Maybe it's time to strip the NFL of it's special tax-exempt status. Seriously, there's a special section in the tax code for "professional football leagues".

They are the only one.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2020 10:56 AM (xfb67)

388 Biden's running for the Senate, not the Presidency.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 17, 2020 10:57 AM (YynYJ)

389 Sharpton will do the math and counting for them. "One hundred for me, one for you. One hundred for me, one for you..."
Posted by: Gref


"Why do your ones have zeros behind them?"

S: "don't worry. Zeros equal nothing"

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 10:57 AM (LHT0w)

390 In another life I was employed w cruise lines (small ones, 250 total, passengers and crew) and I've seen some truly eye popping yachts.
Usually owned by Russians or Saudis.

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 17, 2020 10:57 AM (w7KSn)

391 383
Dude who invented Graham Crackers was a little bit off.

i would be, too. i mean, look at how much work he had to do just to have s'mores.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 17, 2020 10:57 AM (sGtp+)

392 1) His turn.

2) His delusions.

3) His crimes need covering up.
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4) Aunt Jemima

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 17, 2020 10:57 AM (sWM8x)

393 I had bacon this morning, baked in the oven, and a couple of toasted waffles. Still not hungry.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 10:57 AM (rpbg1)

394 Well we seem to have hit a turning point where any use of black people in advertising is exploitation or something.
Posted by: Someguy at June 17, 2020 10:53 AM (zR1US)
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It'll be the singularity of advertising.

A "black hole", if you will.

Ba-dum-bum.

(I'm a bad man.)

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at June 17, 2020 10:57 AM (1jlUc)

395 381 377 What exactly is Biden's reason for running?

I have no idea why he wants to be president other than to be president.
Posted by: MJ at June 17, 2020 10:55 AM (gAMkn)

============

1) His turn.

2) His delusions.

3) His crimes need covering up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 10:55 AM (UWqZJ)

His being a candidate shields his criminal son from investigation.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 17, 2020 10:57 AM (J+mig)

396 Bummer of a birthmark, Antionio.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 17, 2020 10:57 AM (u82oZ)

397 "A tiger? In Africa?"

"Well it probably escaped from the zoo."

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 17, 2020 10:51 AM (dfRN6)


No Tigers in Africa. The Afrika Korps never had them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2020 10:58 AM (kw5n8)

398 "Don't then. Google "racist aunt jemima advertising" and click on images. You're delusional if you don't think she was a racist caricature.
Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 10:51 AM (976+d)"

Amen brother. Eventually we'll have our world where all advertising icons are white as God intended.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 10:58 AM (FCQR/)

399 @386: "Uncle Ben had better watch his ass."

Too late. Mars, Inc. already did a press release this morning.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2020 10:58 AM (+oVP5)

400 Kellogg was a weird fucker.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 17, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

That was the doctor. His brother was the one who started the cereal company.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 10:58 AM (fagTl)

401 Don't then. Google "racist aunt jemima advertising" and click on images. You're delusional if you don't think she was a racist caricature.
Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 10:51 AM (976+d)


The original "Aunt Jemima" was a woman named Nancy Green, a cook and nurse for a Chicago judge who was picked by the owners of the Aunt Jemima Pancake Mix Company (the name came from a vaudeville song, "Aunt Jemima") to represent the company at a cooking booth at the 1893 World's Fair. She was given a medal at the end of the fair and continued to make personal appearances until her death in 1923.

But whatever. You do you.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 10:58 AM (2JVJo)

402 A tiger? In Africa?"

"Well it probably escaped from the zoo."
Posted by: Zombie Robbo


*********


Yeah, but there were like 5 or 6 of them, chasing themselves around the base of the tree.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 10:58 AM (Fc5rx)

403 > I once lipped a blue like a striper. Once.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2020 10:54 AM (gd9RK)


I was swimming along one day and lunged for a snack. I then found myself being pulled inexorably towards the light. I fought and struggled but all for naught. When I was deceived into the light, this angel put a morsel of meat into my mouth. It tasted of bourbon and broken dreams, but I showed my appreciation anyway.



Posted by: Blue Fish at June 17, 2020 10:58 AM (sjdRT)

404 Aunt Jemima has to go but demand Harriet Tubman on the $20.


I really want the 'Come with me if you want to live' version.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 17, 2020 10:59 AM (oMc1W)

405 So is it racist now to ask for black coffee?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2020 10:59 AM (N39Ws)

406 I get seasick flushing a toilet, so yachts have no appeal to me. I do wish I had money to buy myself some large estate with a hundred-odd acres around it. Something like this, perhaps -

https://tinyurl.com/yb4q2w7e
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 10:48 AM (2JVJo)

Oh M4P, I thought you'd go with Manderley...

Posted by: Woke Marketing Drone at June 17, 2020 10:59 AM (BgMrQ)

407 just went to look at my current tub of LoL Butter. You're right, she's gone. Maybe she's still on the big tub, or the box of the sticks?

.....

The chirpy internet meme on the new LoL butter box, sans squax, is "They kept the land and got rid of the Indian, just like real life."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 17, 2020 10:59 AM (38/p9)

408 Graham is the 'less horny' one. He thought eating graham crackers would cure chronic masturbation. He may even be the source, or the vector, for the urban legend about onanism and blindness.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 10:59 AM (FCQR/)

409 With the NFL on the way out, how will Jerry Jones pay for his yacht?

Oh, yeah, oil money.


Yeah, same way he paid for the NFL team.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 17, 2020 10:59 AM (ZGrMX)

410 What exactly is Biden's reason for running?



I have no idea why he wants to be president other than to be president.

Posted by: MJ at June 17, 2020 10:55 AM (gAMkn)

He has no idea.He would be a meat puppet for the deep state.

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 17, 2020 10:59 AM (88+cf)

411 His being a candidate shields his criminal son from investigation.
Posted by: Cato


Don't know why. Hunter is a legal adult.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 11:00 AM (LHT0w)

412 406 I get seasick flushing a toilet, so yachts have no appeal to me. I do wish I had money to buy myself some large estate with a hundred-odd acres around it. Something like this, perhaps -

https://tinyurl.com/yb4q2w7e
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 10:48 AM (2JVJo)

Oh M4P, I thought you'd go with Manderley...
Posted by: Woke Marketing Drone at June 17, 2020 10:59 AM (BgMrQ)

==========

Does he have an ex named Rebecca?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 11:00 AM (UWqZJ)

413 400 Kellogg was a weird fucker.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 17, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

That was the doctor. His brother was the one who started the cereal company.

Read up on Post sometime. Started a utopian city in west Texas called Eden. biggest industry is a prison now.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2020 11:00 AM (jvt6t)

414 366
"Giorgio's Alien Juice" would be a great syrup brand.

dragon tears. assuming john ringo hasn't trademarked it.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 17, 2020 11:00 AM (sGtp+)

415 395 381 377 What exactly is Biden's reason for running?

I have no idea why he wants to be president other than to be president.
Posted by: MJ at June 17, 2020 10:55 AM (gAMkn)

============

1) His turn.

2) His delusions.

3) His crimes need covering up.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 10:55 AM (UWqZJ)

His being a candidate shields his criminal son from investigation.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 17, 2020 10:57 AM (J+mig)


Yeah. The "Biden for President 2024" campaign will be registered with the FEC on November 4th, the day after PDT is re-elected. I hope.

Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2020 11:00 AM (AMIL/)

416 So is it racist now to ask for black coffee?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2020 10:59 AM (N39Ws)



I believe that coffee was an African invention that was stolen by them Greek homos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2020 11:01 AM (wPVhA)

417 398 "Don't then. Google "racist aunt jemima advertising" and click on images. You're delusional if you don't think she was a racist caricature.
Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 10:51 AM (976+d)"

Amen brother. Eventually we'll have our world where all advertising icons are white as God intended.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 10:58 AM (FCQR/)

Deus vult! Er, I mean, black power!

Posted by: Someguy at June 17, 2020 11:01 AM (zR1US)

418 Don't then. Google "racist aunt jemima advertising" and click on
images. You're delusional if you don't think she was a racist
caricature.

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 10:51 AM (976+d)


Thanks, Big Whitey!
Black people really appreciate you clarifying what is racist for them.

What would we do without your brilliant insight?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 17, 2020 11:01 AM (iZJ5K)

419 No Tigers in Africa. The Afrika Korps never had them
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2020 10:58 AM (kw5n
-----
There was a company of Tiger I tanks in Tunisia not long before the end.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at June 17, 2020 11:01 AM (1jlUc)

420 "BirdsEye being the most interesting.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 10:55 AM (fagTl)"

Isn't Tucker an heir to some of the BirdsEye money? I know one reason he's harder to cancel is that he has fuck you money.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 11:01 AM (FCQR/)

421 No Tigers in Africa. The Afrika Korps never had them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2020 10:58 AM (kw5n


I believe that the Germans had Tiger I's in Tunisia.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at June 17, 2020 11:02 AM (2N7oZ)

422 Dylan Shakespeare Robinson.
Snapchat...
https://tinyurl.com/ybpcppux

Posted by: Flyover at June 17, 2020 11:02 AM (Rbu5d)

423 Does he have an ex named Rebecca?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 11:00 AM (UWqZJ)

And he's got pictures to prove it too.

Posted by: Woke Marketing Drone at June 17, 2020 11:02 AM (BgMrQ)

424 Today's catch, 6 stripers and 7 blues. Almost feels like normal.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:19 AM (ZLI7S)
----
They chasing bunker?

Posted by: BluesFish at June 17, 2020 11:02 AM (+tknA)

425 BirdsEye being the most interesting.

"Bob" Birdseye (no-one called him by his real name, Clarence) pronounced it "BIRDS-eee." It was General Foods who changed it to BirdsEye when they bought his company.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 11:02 AM (2JVJo)

426 404 Aunt Jemima has to go but demand Harriet Tubman on the $20.


I really want the 'Come with me if you want to live' version.
_______________

Is that the one where she has a rifle and looks like a bad ass, because I like that one too.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2020 11:03 AM (k4dH2)

427 "Posted by: Flyover at June 17, 2020 11:02 AM (Rbu5d)"

Parents, don't name your kids Shakespeare unless you're REALLY confident in your genes.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 11:03 AM (FCQR/)

428 No Tigers in Africa. The Afrika Korps never had them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2020 10:58 AM (kw5n


Tigers were employed in Tunisia. Maybe not in units under direct control of PanzerArmee Afrika, but they were in combat in Africa.

Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2020 11:03 AM (AMIL/)

429 422
Dylan Shakespeare Robinson.

Snapchat...

https://tinyurl.com/ybpcppux

Posted by: Flyover at June 17, 2020 11:02 AM (Rbu5d)
Those sound like federal charges. He'll be popular in prison. Passed around more times than a carton of cigarettes.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2020 11:03 AM (N39Ws)

430 I'm all for the Harriet Tubman-with-a-rifle picture on the $20. PDT should make it so.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 17, 2020 11:04 AM (ZGrMX)

431 Posted by: Blue Fish at June 17, 2020 10:58 AM (sjdRT)

*snorfle!*

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2020 11:04 AM (gd9RK)

432 386 Uncle Ben had better watch his ass.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 17, 2020 10:56 AM (wPVhA)

Changing to Uncle Bendover tote cool now

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 11:04 AM (JFO2v)

433 Looked it up, Tucker is Swanson, not BirdsEye.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 11:04 AM (FCQR/)

434 382
WTH?

North Korea detonates its liaison office with South Korea... huh?


accident. meth labs can be tricky.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 17, 2020 11:04 AM (sGtp+)

435 Upon further research I find I was slightly in error in regards to a post yesterday.

When I said that He 219 A2, FE-614, was the sole surviving Uhu(Eagle Owl) I was in error. It is the only intact 219 restored and on display. In 2012 they recovered off the Jutland coast the wreckage of an He 219, plans call for it being restored for display.

Fun trivia, even after production cancellation, six further He 219s were built out of spare parts and thus were never issued Werke Numbers.

Another factoid - when a senior official of the RLM declared the front line troops preferred the Ju 388 nachtjaeger, Heinkel fired back asking how can that be since the Ju 388 wasn't even built yet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2020 11:05 AM (RRHvh)

436 The Knights of Malta

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2020 11:05 AM (gmo/4)

437 Does he have an ex named Rebecca?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 11:00 AM (UWqZJ)


No, but I once dated a girl named Ginger Love.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 11:05 AM (2JVJo)

438 437 Does he have an ex named Rebecca?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 11:00 AM (UWqZJ)

No, but I once dated a girl named Ginger Love.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 11:05 AM (2JVJo)

==========

Sounds like a pornstar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 11:05 AM (UWqZJ)

439
"Bob" Birdseye (no-one called him by his real name, Clarence) pronounced it "BIRDS-eee." It was General Foods who changed it to BirdsEye when they bought his company.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 11:02 AM (2JVJo)
------
James Birdseye Macpherson (Union general KIA in the Battle of Atlanta) also pronounced his middle name that way. I wonder if they were related?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at June 17, 2020 11:06 AM (1jlUc)

440 377 What exactly is Biden's reason for running?

I have no idea why he wants to be president other than to be president.
Posted by: MJ at June 17, 2020 10:55 AM (gAMkn)

I don't think Biden is running, as much as Biden is being Run. The less mental function he has left, the better it is for his handlers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2020 11:06 AM (Kpl3J)

441 "Can you guys pray for a friend on mine? She was brutally beaten by BLM after walking out of her grocery store, because she had a Blue Lives Matter flag magnet on her car.

They gave her a major concussion and several broken ribs, she only survived because she managed to pull her firearm.

This happened in New Hampshire of all places, and I wouldn't be surprised if the fucking assholes were actually white."

Oddly enough I can't find it on Bing or Google.
This ought to be a BFD.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 17, 2020 11:06 AM (koNhm)

442 WTH?

North Korea detonates its liaison office with South Korea... huh?


And Kim Jong Un has disappeared while his evil little sister is calling for military action.

Seems I remember someone saying that if she is talking in public?
Wo Fat is seriously ill or dead.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 17, 2020 11:06 AM (iZJ5K)

443 No, but I once dated a girl named Ginger Love.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 11:05 AM (2JVJo)

did the carpet match the curtains

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 11:06 AM (JFO2v)

444 Back when the Catholics weren't weak.

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2020 11:06 AM (gmo/4)

445 I really want the 'Come with me if you want to live' version.
_______________

Is that the one where she has a rifle and looks like a bad ass, because I like that one too.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer


I was and remain in full support of such a thing.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez: There is always More Stupid at June 17, 2020 11:06 AM (OUMaO)

446 Changing to Uncle Bendover tote cool now
Posted by: rhennigantx


And his business partner, C. Howitt Fields.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 11:06 AM (LHT0w)

447 Those sound like federal charges. He'll be popular in prison. Passed around more times than a carton of cigarettes.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2020 11:03 AM (N39Ws)


It's sweet that anyone thinks this asshole will spend a day in jail. "Federal" charges mean nothing these days.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 11:07 AM (2JVJo)

448 Alas Creme of Wheat. Your days are numbered, Brah.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 17, 2020 11:07 AM (oMc1W)

449 Dylan Shakespeare Robinson.


Snapchat...


https://tinyurl.com/ybpcppux



Posted by: Flyover at June 17, 2020 11:02 AM
---
Those sound like federal charges. He'll be popular in prison. Passed around more times than a carton of cigarettes.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 17, 2020 11:03 AM


The irony is that, in order to survive, he'll probably have to join the Aryan Brotherhood in prison.

Posted by: Bert G at June 17, 2020 11:07 AM (OMsf+)

450 Don't know why. Hunter is a legal adult.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 11:00 AM (LHT0w)

If Hunter got any level of serious investigation, the Biden campaign would cry crocodile tears and claim it was Trump abusing power to go after his opponent's family.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 17, 2020 11:07 AM (J+mig)

451 254
We will be discontinuing Chief Wahoo, the Land o' Lakes Butter mascot,
Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, and every other racist mascot. Soon, our food
and clothing aisles will have zero minorities, just the way it should
be!!


it'll all be in a white box that says "FOOD" with a bar code.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 17, 2020 11:07 AM (sGtp+)

452

Did this guy fight in Ethiopia for Mussolini?

Posted by: Dirty Frank at June 17, 2020 11:07 AM (d6DSt)

453 >>>But whatever. You do you.

Ok. You do racist you.

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 11:07 AM (976+d)

454 448 Alas Creme of Wheat. Your days are numbered, Brah.
Posted by: Grump928© at June 17, 2020 11:07 AM (oMc1W)

come again on the banana pudding

I knew it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 11:08 AM (JFO2v)

455 I'm all for the Harriet Tubman-with-a-rifle picture on the $20. PDT should make it so.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 17, 2020 11:04 AM

Wait til you see who we put on the $1 and $5 bills!

Posted by: SJW at June 17, 2020 11:08 AM (jZZUS)

456 451 254
We will be discontinuing Chief Wahoo, the Land o' Lakes Butter mascot,
Aunt Jemima, Uncle Ben, and every other racist mascot. Soon, our food
and clothing aisles will have zero minorities, just the way it should
be!!


it'll all be in a white box that says "FOOD" with a bar code.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 17, 2020 11:07 AM (sGtp+)

==========

Are we moving towards Repo Man being reality?

I don't know how to feel about that...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 17, 2020 11:08 AM (UWqZJ)

457 The bar code will be declared racist since it might remind people of prison bars.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2020 11:08 AM (RRHvh)

458 Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 11:07 AM (976+d)

Take your meds.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 11:08 AM (fagTl)

459 No, but I once dated a girl named Ginger Love.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 11:05 AM (2JVJo)

did the carpet match the curtains
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 11:06 AM (JFO2v)


Never got that far. Only had one date. She had a nose ring, which I found oddly attractive, at the time.

Being compulsively horny does things to your perceptions.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 11:08 AM (2JVJo)

460 Back when the Catholics weren't weak.
Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2020 11:06 AM (gmo/4)


Mister we could use a man like Rodrigo de Borja again...

Posted by: Archie Bunker at June 17, 2020 11:09 AM (wPVhA)

461
A man at Cross purposes it was either the Crusades OR BLM's......................personally I'd chose Campus Custodian.

Posted by: saf at June 17, 2020 11:09 AM (5IHGB)

462 it'll all be in a white box that says "FOOD" with a bar code.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 17, 2020 11:07 AM (sGtp+)

FOOD is people!

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 11:09 AM (JFO2v)

463 Ok. You do racist you.

Posted by: Give Me a Break


Hilarious.

The racist calling others racist.


You should Google " self-awareness" , troll.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 17, 2020 11:09 AM (iZJ5K)

464 Seems I remember someone saying that if she is talking in public? Wo Fat is seriously ill or dead.
---
Yeah, something's up. At the very least he's preparing the way for her to succeed him.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 17, 2020 11:09 AM (sWM8x)

465 Being compulsively horny does things to your perceptions.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 11:08 AM (2JVJo)

that called being male

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 11:09 AM (JFO2v)

466 I'm all for the Harriet Tubman-with-a-rifle picture on the $20. PDT should make it so.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 17, 2020 11:04 AM

Wait til you see who we put on the $1 and $5 bills!
Posted by: SJW


Obama goes on the $3 bill.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 11:10 AM (LHT0w)

467 Ok. You do racist you.

I am racist. Everyone is.

Even you, sweetpea.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 11:10 AM (2JVJo)

468 Amen brother. Eventually we'll have our world where all advertising icons are white as God intended.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 10:58 AM (FCQR/)

Right? Thats going to be the end result. The left are stupid bastards.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 17, 2020 11:10 AM (9Om/r)

469 Portland Police@PortlandPolice

Some demonstrators have locked the doors from the outside of the Justice Center and are lighting fires on 2nd Avenue. They are also tampering with the roll up doors of the Justice Center on 2nd Avenue. This is a life safety issue. Remove the items now!

-
If only there were some organization tasked to serve and protect!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2020 11:10 AM (+y/Ru)

470 Well we seem to have hit a turning point where any use of black people in advertising is exploitation or something.
Posted by: Someguy at June 17, 2020 10:53 AM (zR1US)

This^
And by next year, there will be protests that blacks are underrepresented in the media and advertising industry.

I was wondering this morning how a company that makes products tailored to someone who is black does that without offense.
Say, Acme company wants to market hair shampoo to the black community. So what model do you put on the bottle so that the black teenager( who complains that they never see advertising models who look like them)? Do you put on someone with curls, or an afro and be accused of stereotyping or do you put on someone with straight hair and be accused of trying to make black people "white"? Or do you put out a plain bottle with Acme on it and be accused of not supporting the black community.

There are no winners in this garbage and it is white liberals who have done this.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 17, 2020 11:10 AM (4lz+j)

471 453 >>>But whatever. You do you.

Ok. You do racist you.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....lilly white bro pulls the raaaaacist card....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2020 11:10 AM (jvt6t)

472 Indian Army waxes 5 PRC soldiers, wounds 11. Indian Army on high alert

China still assho....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at June 17, 2020 11:11 AM (jOXVr)

473 >>>I am racist.

Yup.

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 11:11 AM (976+d)

474 Has anyone seen Biden's youtube ads? It's embarrassing to watch. He can barely remember what to say - and that's the take they decided to actually publish.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at June 17, 2020 11:11 AM (F6tBH)

475 @459
"Never got that far. Only had one date. She had a nose ring, which I found oddly attractive, at the time.
Being compulsively horny does things to your perceptions."

Are we talking a small stud on the side or one of those repulsive snot-catchers on the bottom that belong on a cow?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 17, 2020 11:11 AM (koNhm)

476 He thought eating graham crackers would cure chronic masturbation.

**********

I could see crumbs in the lubricant as a deterrent.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 11:11 AM (Fc5rx)

477 is today big aip or lessor monkey

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 11:11 AM (JFO2v)

478
There are no winners in this garbage and it is white liberals who have done this.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 17, 2020 11:10 AM (4lz+j)

The nail is not the problem writ large.

Posted by: Someguy at June 17, 2020 11:11 AM (zR1US)

479 I could see crumbs in the lubricant as a deterrent.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 11:11 AM (Fc5rx)

never watch porn and eat cheetos

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 11:12 AM (JFO2v)

480 "Posted by: Give Me a Break"

You suck.

Posted by: Chris M at June 17, 2020 11:12 AM (eAZVt)

481 I could see crumbs in the lubricant as a deterrent.

Ouch!

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2020 11:12 AM (RRHvh)

482 Are we talking a small stud on the side or one of those repulsive snot-catchers on the bottom that belong on a cow?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 17, 2020 11:11 AM (koNhm)


A small silver ring on the side.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 11:12 AM (2JVJo)

483 it'll all be in a white box that says "FOOD" with a bar code.

Posted by: Anachronda

And you'll have to stand in line for hours for it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2020 11:12 AM (+y/Ru)

484 Seems I remember someone saying that if she is talking in public? Wo Fat is seriously ill or dead.

---

Yeah, something's up. At the very least he's preparing the way for her to succeed him.


Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 17, 2020 11:09 AM

---

Yep, she is the one that ordered the South Korean "embassy" nuked. Whoo Fat is probably dead or dying. She is making way too many public appearances for something not to be wrong with him.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2020 11:12 AM (JUOKG)

485 Aunt Jemima was always crap syrup
Pure maple syrup is the best - Aunt Buffy

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2020 11:12 AM (gmo/4)

486 is today big aip or lessor monkey
Posted by: rhennigantx



GP with Who Dis on Mon Wed & Fri

Punk Monk on Tue & Thur.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 11:12 AM (LHT0w)

487 it'll all be in a white box that says "FOOD" with a bar code.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 17, 2020 11:07 AM (sGtp+)


White box? Racist!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 17, 2020 11:12 AM (mpeBU)

488 You mooks wasn't lying. Land O Lakes hottie is mort.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2020 11:12 AM (gd9RK)

489 Nice place.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2020 10:51 AM (ZLI7S)

When I opened Time Magazine and saw my house...

Back in '97, we wanted to build a new house. Since we have a hard time visualizing from blueprints, we decided to find an already built house and duplicate it.

I found it in Kansas City. A model house in a new subdivision was perfect. We bought the plans from the builder and had it built on our lot in Michigan.

A few years later, I opened Time Magazine and saw a picture of my house. It turned out to be the original in KC, which was bought by a pharmacist who watered down cancer drugs. Apparently, they were seizing the house along with his other assets.

Posted by: jwest at June 17, 2020 11:13 AM (mrrpT)

490 I am racist. Everyone is.

Even you, sweetpea.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 11:10 AM (2JVJo)


Arguing with a retard doesn't make him less of a retard.

Posted by: Captain Hate at June 17, 2020 11:13 AM (y7DUB)

491 Anna, I sent you an e-mail with a bookshop link I think you'd enjoy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 11:13 AM (2JVJo)

492 morte, excuse me.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2020 11:13 AM (gd9RK)

493 GP with Who Dis on Mon Wed & Fri

Punk Monk on Tue & Thur.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 11:12 AM (LHT0w)

fuck what day is it? Wed?

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 11:13 AM (JFO2v)

494 Maybe Liz Warren can ink an endorsement deal with Land o Lakes?

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 11:13 AM (FCQR/)

495 It would be a shame somebody at BLM mistook the NYT Board of Directors as a hotbed of white privilege and burned it's building down . Hopefully they took a look at the people running the NYT with understanding , which just happen to look like Klan meeting, because they really are for diversity. Just would be a damn shame if something bad happened.

Posted by: Ripley at June 17, 2020 11:14 AM (MxEKc)

496 With the NFL on the way out, how will Jerry Jones pay for his yacht? 

Oh, yeah, oil money.
----
I'm pretty sure Jerry made his money in real estate.

And that's why he's in charge of drafting and coaching-- being rich means you're the smartest in everything.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 17, 2020 11:14 AM (Elcbs)

497 Nothing more disgusting than white people "instructing" other races about what is racist.


Big Whitey wants to dictate how black people perceive black imagery even while pretending to show concern about racism.

So not only are you a racist troll. You're a Marxist troll.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 17, 2020 11:14 AM (iZJ5K)

498 494 Maybe Liz Warren can ink an endorsement deal with Land o Lakes?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 11:13 AM (FCQR/)

1/1024 real butter

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 11:14 AM (JFO2v)

499 467 Ok. You do racist you.

I am racist. Everyone is.

Even you, sweetpea.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 11:10 AM (2JVJo)

---

If everyone is a racist, no one is.

Posted by: SMH at June 17, 2020 11:15 AM (RU4sa)

500 Aunt Jemima vs. Mrs. Butterworth. Fight!

Posted by: Chris M at June 17, 2020 11:15 AM (eAZVt)

501 494 Maybe Liz Warren can ink an endorsement deal with Land o Lakes?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 11:13 AM (FCQR/)

Butterface Butter

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 11:15 AM (JFO2v)

502 I need to write a short scene, but I just can't make myself do it.

Where's the Solomonic Simian?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 11:15 AM (2JVJo)

503 Your daily cracker ration has been increased from 20 grahams to 10 grahams, Comrade.

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 11:15 AM (Fc5rx)

504 494 Maybe Liz Warren can ink an endorsement deal with Land o Lakes?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 11:13 AM (FCQR/)

Lying Scrunt Butter

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 11:15 AM (JFO2v)

505 fuck what day is it? Wed?
Posted by: rhennigantx


Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 11:15 AM (LHT0w)

506 Maybe Liz Warren can ink an endorsement deal with Land o Lakes?
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020


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Heh.

She'd probably complain that the butter was too yellow, thus suggesting Asian/Oriental skin, thus racist or culturally appropriating, or something.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 11:15 AM (rpbg1)

507 Who made the color guard colored?

Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2020 11:15 AM (gmo/4)

508 He is a Knight in the Order of Malta

Posted by: Michael at June 17, 2020 11:16 AM (CdVEY)

509 503 Your daily cracker ration has been increased from 20 grahams to 10 grahams, Comrade.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 11:15 AM (Fc5rx)

tff

and put down your dick

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 11:16 AM (JFO2v)

510 There are no winners in this garbage and it is white liberals who have done this.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 17, 2020 11:10 AM (4lz+j)

That's exactly what they want to make the world - a giant pile of layered catch 22s where you are always guilty, and they get to decide what your punishment is.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 17, 2020 11:16 AM (J+mig)

511 I have a vintage White Rock ad framed on my wall, featuring Psyche at Nature's Mirror.

The world has gone downhill since we stopped having tits in product logos.

https://n.pr/3ebFIP2

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2020 11:17 AM (gd9RK)

512 CCP flu cases are spiking up again.
I wonder if anything happened over say the last 3 weeks to cause this? Like large gatherings of people. Must be those Trump rallies that have yet to happen. Yeah thats it.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 17, 2020 11:17 AM (ZZxzD)

513 White racists take another Black Woman's face off the shelves. Having resisted racist attempts to silence her for the past 130 years, Black Icon Aunt Jemima has been banished by the latest wave of White Privilege and racism. Lily white, racist, Pepsi management, has banished one of the few remaining sources of Black Pride in grocery stores. No longer will Black Children be able to see a successful Black face telling them that they are an important part of America, and that they too can be a success. Doesn't America care about the children? Not if they are black, says Pepsi.

Posted by: An Observation at June 17, 2020 11:17 AM (AM+If)

514
I saw Crumbs in the Lubricant OPEN for Rough Sex in the Beach Pavillion @ Itchy Coo Park.

Posted by: saf at June 17, 2020 11:17 AM (5IHGB)

515 @451: "it'll all be in a white box that says 'FOOD' with a bar code."

Or we end up in a Minority Report like world with individualized marketing campaigns that lean crazy far forward into racial and sexual identities. So much so that if you complain about being miscategorized, then corporations will say they know more about you than you do.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at June 17, 2020 11:17 AM (+oVP5)

516 Always good to see the self-awareness of someone self-identifying as a "deplorable unperson".

Yes, you are.

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 11:17 AM (976+d)

517 Who made the color guard colored?


Posted by: Archer at June 17, 2020 11:15 AM (gmo/4)


Courage!

Posted by: Cowardly Lion at June 17, 2020 11:17 AM (2N7oZ)

518 I need to write a short scene, but I just can't make myself do it.

Where's the Solomonic Simian?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020


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I submitted two short stories to online markets this week. It's way too early to hear back, of course, but I'm still avoiding opening my protonmail account for fear of bad news.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 11:17 AM (rpbg1)

519 Does Aunt Jemima bother black people? Or white virtue-signalling liberals?
I bet if you took a survey of black cupboards, there's Aunt Jemima in there.

I remember Libs talking about how "racist" the cartoon Speedy Gonzalez was--when it was the most POPULAR cartoon character in Mexico.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2020 11:17 AM (CqE5x)

520 Shouldn't Hollywood studios be paying reparation to blacks actors and their ancestors who made less than white actors?


Hey, this is fun!

Posted by: Ripley at June 17, 2020 11:18 AM (MxEKc)

521 fuck what day is it? Wed?
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2020 11:13 AM (JFO2v)

Blursday, Eleventeenth of Maprilay, in the Year of the Never-ending Lockdowns.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at June 17, 2020 11:18 AM (J+mig)

522 Orwell was 36 years off. Not too bad relatively speaking.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 11:18 AM (fagTl)

523 I have a vintage White Rock ad framed on my wall, featuring Psyche at Nature's Mirror.

The world has gone downhill since we stopped having tits in product logos.

https://n.pr/3ebFIP2
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2020


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Nice feet, too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 11:18 AM (rpbg1)

524 He is a Knight in the Order of Malta
Posted by: Michael



Muldoon! Help! Can't rhyme anything with Malta!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 11:19 AM (LHT0w)

525 A friend collects salt and pepper shakers that are all little images of black people , many of which would be considered examples of stereotyping (or "raycisssss" by our new troll.)


I don't like them and think many of them are ugly. She likes them. She is black. She has the right to a preference.


You would deny her that right, troll.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 17, 2020 11:19 AM (iZJ5K)

526 Jemima is a Hebrew word that means "little dove."

It was also the name of the eldest of the three daughters of the Biblical Job, whose daughters were considered the most beautiful women of their time (the other two were named Keziah and Keren). The names Jemima and Keziah were popular with the Puritans.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2020 11:19 AM (k4dH2)

527 Dylan Shakespeare Robinson. 

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He's got that sonnet-composing look in his eye.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2020 11:19 AM (+y/Ru)

528 CCP flu cases are spiking up again.
I wonder if anything happened over say the last 3 weeks to cause this? Like large gatherings of people. Must be those Trump rallies that have yet to happen. Yeah thats it.
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at June 17, 2020 11:17 AM (ZZxzD)

We'll never know because the contact tracers are NOT allowed to ask that question.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2020 11:19 AM (CqE5x)

529 I know a well off couple, he was an attorney who won a big patent lawsuit and raked in a few million, so they decided to build a trophy house on a lake. They wanted something completely original, and found an architect who designed a truly beautiful house, all based on overlapping circles, no straight lines anywhere. All rooms are round, big round porch with a round swimming pool looking out over the lake. So they have always been as proud as proud could be of this house. It was truly stunning - but they did get a rude surprise when they were at a museum, and saw a scale model of "their" house on display. Turns out that their architect, who they had paid a lot of money, had done a cut and paste of an early 20's Frank Lloyd Wright design and passed it off as his own.

Yeah I think he had left town by the time they found out. It's still an awesome house.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 17, 2020 11:19 AM (Kpl3J)

530 Baron Miguel Scicluna is the all-time great Maltese athlete!

Posted by: Charla Nash at June 17, 2020 11:19 AM (2E8pG)

531 Muldoon! Help! Can't rhyme anything with Malta!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 11:19 AM (LHT0w)

Just think in an Italian American accent.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 11:20 AM (fagTl)

532 --->Pick a random company, banks, car, pharma whatever and see for yourself.

I chose White Castle Restaurants.
https://tinyurl.com/y95lu52v

Posted by: fly at June 17, 2020 11:20 AM (2M/TV)

533 Andy Ngo does God's work putting together all the mugshots of the invariably released protestors. Spoiler but not really alert - zero hot girls, 90% meth and/or soy diffusion rate.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 11:20 AM (FCQR/)

534 No longer will Black Children be able to see a successful Black face telling them that they are an important part of America, and that they too can be a success. Doesn't America care about the children? Not if they are black, says Pepsi.

*************

If it's the appearance of a southern black woman in 1800s civil war era garb that bothers them, why not update her to look modern, wearing nice professional attire that exudes a black woman who is successful and happy, you know like Candace Owens?

nah, too hard.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Trying to Convince The Court That Zooey Deschanel Really Is My Wifebunny at June 17, 2020 11:20 AM (+dsLj)

535
Does Aunt Jemima bother black people? Or white virtue-signalling liberals?

I bet if you took a survey of black cupboards, there's Aunt Jemima in there.



I remember Libs talking about how "racist" the cartoon Speedy
Gonzalez was--when it was the most POPULAR cartoon character in Mexico.


Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2020 11:17 AM

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It was like when obama literally tried to use the force of the Federal Government to have them rename the Washington Redskins.


Only a handful of people complained but he tried to go there and force them to change the name. Literally no one else cared. But he went full bore on them and subtly hinted they had better comply or else.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2020 11:20 AM (JUOKG)

536 I submitted two short stories to online markets this week. It's way too early to hear back, of course, but I'm still avoiding opening my protonmail account for fear of bad news.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 11:17 AM (rpbg1)


Good for you. Fingers crossed!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 17, 2020 11:21 AM (2JVJo)

537 Contact tracing at this point is useless, might as well rearrange the chairs on the Titanic again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2020 11:21 AM (RRHvh)

538 It was also the name of the eldest of the three daughters of the Biblical Job, whose daughters were considered the most beautiful women of their time (the other two were named Keziah and Keren). The names Jemima and Keziah were popular with the Puritans.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer

Even they couldn't abide a Keren.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 17, 2020 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)

539 524 He is a Knight in the Order of Malta
Posted by: Michael



Muldoon! Help! Can't rhyme anything with Malta!


Yalta
Salta
Falta

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at June 17, 2020 11:21 AM (jOXVr)

540
Posted by: Give Me a Break
You are a Marxist, a racist and you will NEVER be happy unless you control what black people, and all people, think.


You are what I am referring to when I talk about Big Whitey.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 17, 2020 11:21 AM (iZJ5K)

541 Colta 45 Malta Liquor

Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2020 11:21 AM (CqE5x)

542 519 Does Aunt Jemima bother black people? Or white virtue-signalling liberals?
I bet if you took a survey of black cupboards, there's Aunt Jemima in there.

I remember Libs talking about how "racist" the cartoon Speedy Gonzalez was--when it was the most POPULAR cartoon character in Mexico.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 17, 2020 11:17 AM (CqE5x)

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No.

Posted by: SMH at June 17, 2020 11:22 AM (RU4sa)

543 the Knights of Malta were instrumental in fighting slavery world wide.

Posted by: artemis at June 17, 2020 11:22 AM (AwPyG)

544 Black Power Syrup! No crackers allowed.

Posted by: Chris M at June 17, 2020 11:22 AM (eAZVt)

545 Will check MPPPP, thanks.

Good luck Wolfus.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2020 11:22 AM (RRHvh)

546 Mrs. Butterworth is keeping her head down, lest she be next....

Posted by: IP at June 17, 2020 11:22 AM (w9UC1)

547 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 17, 2020 11:22 AM (rpbg1)

548 He is a Knight in the Order of Malta
Posted by: Michael

Muldoon! Help! Can't rhyme anything with Malta!
Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 11:19 AM (LHT0w)


*********

He's a knight in the Order of Malta
Who's ancestors once hailed from Yalta
He steadfastly ever
Presevered to endeavour
And swore that he never would 'falta'

Posted by: Muldoon at June 17, 2020 11:22 AM (Fc5rx)

549 I really want the 'Come with me if you want to live' version.


https://bit.ly/2AJw73r

Posted by: Grump928© at June 17, 2020 11:23 AM (oMc1W)

550 This must be why Mrs. Doubtfire killed herself.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 17, 2020 11:23 AM (xfb67)

551 It was like when obama literally tried to use the force of the Federal Government to have them rename the Washington Redskins.
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I remember a poll of American Indians about the Redskins name. 90% said they didn't care.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 17, 2020 11:23 AM (sWM8x)

552 The problem with Aunt Jemimah isn't racism it's that it's just colored corn syrup.

The only thing worth putting on your French Toast is pure grade A maple syrup.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 17, 2020 11:23 AM (gd9RK)

553 I release my #513 post into the public domain. If you have a twitter account feel free to post it as your own.

Posted by: An Observation at June 17, 2020 11:24 AM (AM+If)

554
Muldoon! Help! Can't rhyme anything with Malta!

Posted by: rickb223 at June 17, 2020 11:19 AM (LHT0w)



Just think in an Italian American accent.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 17, 2020 11:20 AM (fagTl)

Right? lol. Eh, its a you faulta you spill a da malta.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 17, 2020 11:24 AM (9Om/r)

555 Mrs. Butterworth is keeping her head down, lest she be next....





Posted by: IP at June 17, 2020 11:22 AM

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There isn't even a picture of her on the syrup bottle or the pancake mix box. The bottle is just shaped like a woman.

Don't know if she is white, black or anything.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2020 11:24 AM (JUOKG)

556 It was like when obama literally tried to use the force of the Federal Government to have them rename the Washington Redskins.


Only a handful of people complained but he tried to go there and force them to change the name. Literally no one else cared. But he went full bore on them and subtly hinted they had better comply or else.
___________

And wasn't there some survey of Native Americans that showed that over 90% had no problem with the name of the team, and didn't support changing it?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 17, 2020 11:25 AM (k4dH2)

557 >>>Does Aunt Jemima bother black people?

The revamping of Aunt Jemima in late 1980s was based on study that found black perception was Aunt Jemima was a brand for white people based on the domestic servant image. Blacks don't buy Aunt Jemima relative to whites. You figure out why.

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 11:25 AM (976+d)

558 No graven images of blacks allowed? Sounds kind of familiar.

Posted by: klaftern at June 17, 2020 11:25 AM (RuIsu)

559 >>>You are what I am referring to when I talk about Big Whitey.

You are who I am referring to when I talk about racists.

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 11:26 AM (976+d)

560 The only thing worth putting on your French Toast is pure grade A maple syrup.

from Vermont.

Posted by: IP at June 17, 2020 11:26 AM (w9UC1)

561 "You are who I am referring to when I talk about racists."

Because of Aunt Jemima. Oooh-kay then...

Posted by: Chris M at June 17, 2020 11:28 AM (eAZVt)

562 GMAB, we know, you don't think black people should be seen on store shelves. Keep up the good fight!

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 17, 2020 11:29 AM (FCQR/)

563 The revamping of Aunt Jemima in late 1980s was based on study that found black perception


A study conducted by white Marxist racists. Like you.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 17, 2020 11:30 AM (iZJ5K)

564 We've replaced Give Me a Break's regular coffee with racism. Let's see if he notices.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 17, 2020 11:30 AM (oMc1W)

565 Give Me a Break do you like ABBA?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 17, 2020 11:31 AM (iZJ5K)

566 >>>we know, you don't think black people should be seen on store shelves

Brand icons rooted in racist imagery should be called out and free market pressures exerted to change, as is happening. Good on Pepsi!

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 11:32 AM (976+d)

567 Brand icons rooted in racist imagery

Define racist.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 17, 2020 11:33 AM (iZJ5K)

568 >>>A study conducted by white Marxist racists. Like you.

A study conducted by Quaker who are trying to sell a product (uh, capitalists?). You really have no idea do you? You just want your racist brands to keep existing.

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 11:34 AM (976+d)

569 You just want your racist brands to keep existing.
Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 11:34 AM (976+d)
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LOL! Part of me believes that you actually think that sentence made sense.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 11:35 AM (QeK5o)

570 "You just want your racist brands to keep existing."

Actual racists are thrilled they won't have to see that Aunt Jemima any more.

Posted by: Chris M at June 17, 2020 11:43 AM (eAZVt)

571 Lamar High School in Houston TX - for most of its existence had the team name "Redskins". A few years ago the SJWs made them rename it. There new name is the Lamar Texans - since they had to have a new school flag they adopted the molon labe style"Come and Take it" cannon flag. The SJWs could only sit and stew.

Posted by: An Observation at June 17, 2020 11:46 AM (AM+If)

572 >>>Actual racists are thrilled they won't have to see that Aunt Jemima any more.

Good, then racists and non-racists agree so probably why Pepsi made decision.

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 11:48 AM (976+d)

573 "Good, then racists"

You are glad for the racists?

Posted by: Chris M at June 17, 2020 11:50 AM (eAZVt)

574 My post is receiving Troll flak, means I was right on target with my bombs.

Posted by: An Observation at June 17, 2020 11:50 AM (AM+If)

575 413 400 Kellogg was a weird fucker.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 17, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)

That was the doctor. His brother was the one who started the cereal company.

Read up on Post sometime. Started a utopian city in west Texas called Eden. biggest industry is a prison now.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 17, 2020 11:00 AM (jvt6t)

....

I have been to Eden, TX. Job at the hospital there.

I had no idea that's how the town started.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2020 11:53 AM (yL25O)

576 Do we really have to mourn the removal of Aunt Jemimah from the bottle? That one always felt iffy to me.

What we SHOULD do though is campaign for it to be changed to a plump white lady named Aunt Karen.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2020 11:56 AM (yL25O)

577 >>>You are glad for the racists?

When you only read three words, I can see how you misunderstand. I am glad that Pepsi realized that Aunt Jemima was a brand with a long history of racist imagery and decided to move on. Whether racists are happy or not (your claim, not mine) does not change whether that's a good decision.

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 11:56 AM (976+d)

578 Give me a break...

Posted by: Chris M at June 17, 2020 12:00 PM (eAZVt)

579 Our brain damaged racist Troll is busy trying to defend his racism. You don't like looking at Black faces in the grocery store, and that is the only reason you want to see Aunt Jemima removed from the grocery shelves. It was a white management decision which came from people who support the party of Jim Crow, lynching, slavery, Bull Connor, segregation and the KKK. It is rich to have a racist Democrat like you accusing me of racism.

Posted by: An Observation at June 17, 2020 12:05 PM (AM+If)

580 >>>Do we really have to mourn the removal of Aunt Jemimah from the bottle?

Strange hill to choose to die on, but these are strange times.

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 12:06 PM (976+d)

581 >>>Posted by: An Observation at June 17, 2020 12:05 PM

Go take your meds.

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 12:07 PM (976+d)

582 racist imagery and decided to move on. Whether racists are happy or not (your claim, not mine) does not change whether that's a good decision.
Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 11:56 AM (976+d)
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Racist imagery?

So if I see a black woman who looks like that, she's racist?

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 12:10 PM (QeK5o)

583
Do we really have to mourn the removal of Aunt Jemimah from the bottle? That one always felt iffy to me.



What we SHOULD do though is campaign for it to be changed to a plump white lady named Aunt Karen.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 17, 2020 11:56 AM (yL25O)


Broken windows theory says yes this is the hill to die on.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 17, 2020 12:12 PM (nAiE/)

584 >>>So if I see a black woman who looks like that, she's racist?

Did you read the words before that?

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 12:16 PM (976+d)

585 So if I see a black woman who looks like that, she's racist?

Did you read the words before that?
Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 12:16 PM (976+d)
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Like they made a difference. If *history* matters, the entire Democratic Party should be *canceled*.

It's THIS image that's getting canceled, dipshit.

Posted by: Axeman at June 17, 2020 01:46 PM (QeK5o)

586 Thank you, Mr/Ms Axeman, for that reply.

Posted by: Give Me a Break at June 17, 2020 02:28 PM (976+d)

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