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EMT 6/13/20
Dearest Isabel,
We are having a cookout today. Ribs and brisket will be smoked, and served with all the fixings one could expect at such an engagement. Alas, we will not be practicing social distancing with our guests, as my damnable southern manners demand otherwise. I can only pray the covid will pass us by, but I fear my pale skin has doomed us all.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
Fox calls them protesters, I call them domestic terrorists and they should be given nothing but a hickory haircut and bullets.
https://tinyurl.com/ycsy56sg
Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/y8rkaxal
Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/ycfv3yld
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https://tinyurl.com/y86rjpay
Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/y8kpyje9
Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/yapwup8u
Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/y89f2ow6
Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/ya9zqtlf
Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 06:04 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 06:04 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:05 AM (3D/fK)
The blackened ribs will save you.
Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2020 06:05 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:05 AM (3D/fK)
Pale skinned and southern men were doomed 150 years ago.
Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 06:05 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:06 AM (3D/fK)
The blackened ribs will save you.
Posted by: RickZ
Also the proper side dishes
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 06:06 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 06:07 AM (vd8XM)
Good morning, Hordians.
Another fine Trump day! Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2020 06:07 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2020 06:08 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2020 06:08 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
He will be given special considerations (excuses) due to being held down by The Man for so long.
Teams he plays against can only have 9 defenders playing against him.
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 06:08 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 13, 2020 06:09 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2020 06:08 AM (A5zUN)
Corn on the cob better for BBQ meals.
Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 06:09 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: weirdflunky at June 13, 2020 06:09 AM (cknjq)
Hey! This mask makes it hard to breathe through the nose under stress!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2020 06:09 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 06:09 AM (mpXpK)
I'll... concede this one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 13, 2020 06:10 AM (A5zUN)
Teams he plays against can only have 9 defenders playing against him."
Maybe at first.
But eventually he will have to perform at the level that he claimed he was able to perform.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:10 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: AltonJackson
No Peace, No Justice
at June 13, 2020 06:10 AM (hx3Q8)
Posted by: Vic
I like corn on the cob, but not at a picnic. There is never a place to sit down and actually enjoy it.
Plus when served with ribs, I'm gonna be toothpicking the rest of the day
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 06:10 AM (vd8XM)
I can only pray the covid will pass us by, but I fear my pale skin has doomed us all.
Go to the store and get a rack of lamb. Smear some of the blood above your front door. Grill the lamb, appropriately seasoned.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2020 06:11 AM (mht8P)
Good Morning Morons today is Saturday, June 13, 2020. On this day in
1997 a jury sentenced Timothy McVeigh to death for his part in the 1995
Oklahoma City bombing. He was executed in June 2001.
Yet, it takes a lifetime to execute a garden-level killer.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2020 06:12 AM (oVJmc)
Oddly enough, B'More continues to suffer from Covid-Pb deaths amongst the black community at a record pace, with signs of the illness gaining a firmer grip amongst the community.
Perhaps they should tear down more statues to improve the healing rate?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:13 AM (3D/fK)
Then I received their new BLM email this morning...
We will actively recruit BIPOC to join our Board of Directors
We will create the new staff role of Associate Artistic Director, and hold an open call to specifically recruit BIPOC
For our upcoming seasons of shows, we will hire diverse Directors
We will add voices of color to the Artistic Associates Committee who help select our shows, as well as to the audition and casting process
Sooo, I guess they are now racists. Sorry, I cannot attend your shows anymore
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 06:14 AM (vd8XM)
Yet, it takes a lifetime to execute a garden-level killer.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2020 06:12 AM (oVJmc)
Five years is amazingly fast nowadays. Consider that Leon Czolgosz, the assassin of President William McKinley, was polished off just 45 days after his victim died.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2020 06:15 AM (mht8P)
We will add voices of color to the Artistic Associates Committee who help select our shows, as well as to the audition and casting process
Sooo, I guess they are now racists."
Hmmm.
To only hire from a specific race is to deny a job to another, based upon their race.
I thought there were laws against that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:16 AM (3D/fK)
"Know who else was a Confederate slave-owner? That bastard Abe Lincoln." - Woke 23-year-old activist with an Ivy League degree
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2020 06:17 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:20 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Zombie Johnnie Carson at June 13, 2020 06:21 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
They are mustering the Blue Helmet Rape division right now. To "patrol" the area
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 06:21 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 06:21 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: lizabth at June 13, 2020 06:23 AM (L3Rsz)
We will actively recruit BIPOC to join our Board of Directors
We will create the new staff role of Associate Artistic Director, and hold an open call to specifically recruit BIPOC
For our upcoming seasons of shows, we will hire diverse Directors
We will add voices of color to the Artistic Associates Committee who help select our shows, as well as to the audition and casting process
Just part and parcel of the Four Olds Campaign to remove everything that has "poisoned the minds of the people for thousands of years."
Get used to your Eight Model Plays.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2020 06:24 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:24 AM (3D/fK)
Spare me. California has been an "autonomous zone" of one sort or another for at least 25 years.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2020 06:26 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: lizabth at June 13, 2020 06:28 AM (L3Rsz)
Kinda gets to the heart of the issue....don't it.
If the failure is systemic...the system is flawed and must be destroyed and replaced with another system.
Not improved upon.
Not adjusted.
Not modified..
no.....destroyed and placed.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:30 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:30 AM (3D/fK)
Yes sir, it does. I still don't think they can pull it off. Nevertheless...the mere fact that they want too..yikes.
Posted by: lizabth at June 13, 2020 06:31 AM (L3Rsz)
Try me.
Posted by: Emperor of Underworld. Or Underwear. I forget. at June 13, 2020 06:32 AM (AsjQP)
He will have to perform.
.............
If someone was stupid enough to hire him I bet he would crap his pants. His little show would be over, and he would prove once again he isn't any good. He doesn't want to play. Call his bluff. Would make me laugh.
Posted by: Molly k. at June 13, 2020 06:33 AM (fMNVL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:34 AM (3D/fK)
Help find an answer to this trouble.
I have this big dick and these inflated fun bags, you've seen them.
Nobody wants to talk about how "brave" I am. No more fawning attention, no visits to Oprah or The View, no interviews for E. Nothing.
I am clearly as fucked up as a pet coon. Should I run for office?
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at June 13, 2020 06:38 AM (AsjQP)
Truth be told they have ALWAYS had that goal in mind.
It's just that now they are more in the open about it.
They are either very confident that they can do it this time
or desperate that the opportunity is slipping from their grasp.
One or the other.
Not both.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:40 AM (3D/fK)
That's a right nice bit of sensible push-back, there. Who could blame them? Well, aside from the usual suspects, anyway.
Meh...work time. Have a good one, all.
Posted by: lizabth at June 13, 2020 06:40 AM (L3Rsz)
You cant handle teh EMT
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 06:40 AM (JFO2v)
Nobody wants to talk about how "brave" I am. No more fawning attention, no visits to Oprah or The View, no interviews for E. Nothing.
I am clearly as fucked up as a pet coon. Should I run for office?
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at June 13, 2020 06:38 AM (AsjQP)
I thot you had your dick cut off and got a fake gash!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 06:41 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at June 13, 2020 06:38 AM (AsjQP)
Well, of course!
Posted by: April, Freedom Now! at June 13, 2020 06:42 AM (OX9vb)
I would have loved to give Sandy a poke in the whiskers!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 06:42 AM (JFO2v)
The apes and monkeys seize power through your OWN weaknesses and KEEP IT because of your continued WEAKNESS. You fools. You utter fools!
Posted by: Astronaut George Taylor at June 13, 2020 06:43 AM (AsjQP)
And Blazing Saddles.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:45 AM (3D/fK)
So now we classify gayness
Openly Gay
Kinda Gay
Barely Gay
Mostly Gay
It is like mostly peaceful protest.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 06:45 AM (JFO2v)
Drove through Main Street last night and our fair little city was bursting with life again. A lot of the shops were open ahead of Frau Whitmer's directive.
Her steely grip is loosening.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at June 13, 2020 06:46 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2020 06:46 AM (nRk/c)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 13, 2020 06:46 AM (JUOKG)
This episode is kinda hardening my heart to the plight of blacks which is probably unfair, I know, but it's at least an honest response. I can't help but think there's a large portion of the black community that hears these calls to abolish police and think, "Da fuq?". But the Demedia have an agenda and that agenda is for me to believe that everybody thinks this is a great and reasonable idea.
Posted by: Name withheld by request at June 13, 2020 06:46 AM (VNfwt)
Kinda Gay
Barely Gay
Mostly Gay
It is like mostly peaceful protest.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 06:45 AM (JFO2v)
-------
Don't forget:
Most Sincerely Gay
Splendiferously Queer
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at June 13, 2020 06:47 AM (Dc2NZ)
Due to now being Woke, the movie has been renamed 'Astroglide'.
Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2020 06:47 AM (Y8PSl)
On my list of things I cannot care less about.
No. No, that's not right.
On my list of things that give me instant volcanic diarrhea.
Posted by: Dan Patterson at June 13, 2020 06:47 AM (AsjQP)
Yet despite the number of interactions that take place on a daily basis,
they are never referred to as 'Mostly Peaceful Police'
Odd, that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:47 AM (3D/fK)
https://tinyurl.com/yapwup8u
Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
They will not sell me just the jacket. I dont need no pants!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 06:48 AM (JFO2v)
AKA....Black Privilege
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:49 AM (3D/fK)
It will be rule by Americans with the aesthetic ethos of the Taliban and the social ethos of Maos China.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 06:49 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
And Sixteen Candles
And Animal House
And The Alamo
And ALL movies about cops.
Posted by: Blutarski at June 13, 2020 06:50 AM (VNfwt)
Posted by: lizabth
Sorry, I was out for a bit
Black, Indigenous, People of Color (BIPOC)
Not sure if they mean Native Americans or Black people born in the US or....
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 06:50 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 06:21 AM (vd8XM)
There goes the last hymen in that 6 block area!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 06:51 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:51 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:30 AM (3D/fK)
There is a shelf that need to be put up first.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v)
Free, for the taking.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:52 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:53 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:45 AM (3D/fK)
hey cowboy are you an actor
naw
then get your fricking feet on the stage
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 06:54 AM (JFO2v)
Isn't "brisket" $1,000 an ounce...how aboot soy burgers
and Mac& cheese show offs..........................
Posted by: saf at June 13, 2020 06:54 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Bruce Jenner at June 13, 2020 06:38 AM (AsjQP)
I thought you were Governor of Michigan?
Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2020 06:54 AM (ZfRYq)
A nice thing iff Krapperdick does indeed get hired.
He will have to perform.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:06 AM
I don't see any team signing him as a starter. And I don't see him accepting a job as a backup.
He'll be a 33-yo QB who has not played the last 3 seasons by the time this season is underway (if it happens at all).
Unless he has been spending time learning how to read defenses the past 3 years, he offers nothing to any NFL team other than SJW cred.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 13, 2020 06:55 AM (Do5/p)
Socrates judged them on what they believed.
Indiana Jones is an atheist (maintained through Raiders) who chases down holy artifacts. Belloq is supremely confident that there is something powerful inside the Ark, but it does not cause him to reflect on his criminal life. Respect and belief are two different things.
The end of Raiders destroys the tension and what makes the character interesting. This is why Temple of Doom was a prequel.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 13, 2020 06:55 AM (LxTcq)
Splendiferously Queer
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at June 13, 2020 06:47 AM (Dc2NZ)
ha!
remember when dicksucker worded
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 06:55 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Colin at June 13, 2020 06:56 AM (f35MK)
On my list of things I cannot care less about.
No. No, that's not right.
On my list of things that give me instant volcanic diarrhea.
Posted by: Dan Patterson at June 13, 2020 06:47 AM (AsjQP)
You better shape up!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 06:57 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 13, 2020 06:55 AM (Do5/p)
I thought we had this figured out.
NFL should require the Patriots to hire AND start him.
They would, of course, have to rename the team....
Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2020 06:57 AM (ZfRYq)
What? Progressives didn't think this thing all the way through? Shocka !
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 06:57 AM (4RcmR)
AKA....Black Privilege
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:49 AM (3D/fK)
So I was on Jalopnik (I know part of Gawker) and they had an article that said all traffic stops need to end.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 06:58 AM (JFO2v)
Would the Logan Act apply?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:59 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: jsg
Not so easy making a plan is it?
...Underwear Gnomes...
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 06:59 AM (vd8XM)
Yeah, they will.
Because they still need to get paid.
Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2020 06:59 AM (ZfRYq)
read defenses the past 3 years, he offers nothing to any NFL team other
than SJW cred.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 13, 2020 06:55 AM (Do5/p)
A team could at least hire him, and pay the big bucks and maybe BLM will help, they sure got the money now. (Or did have, if they aren't spending it on hookers and blow)
Posted by: Colin at June 13, 2020 07:00 AM (f35MK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 06:58 AM (JFO2v)
Okay, they've won me over.
Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2020 07:00 AM (ZfRYq)
Unless he has been spending time learning how to read defenses the past 3 years, he offers nothing to any NFL team other than SJW cred.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 13, 2020 06:55 AM (Do5/p)
hey no logic and understanding may be applied to this situation!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 07:00 AM (JFO2v)
Yep.
What is the common belief, most cities actually contain not more than a three day supply of food within the supply pipeline.
Within a week, shit gonna get lit.
Even if they plant more vegetable trees.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:01 AM (3D/fK)
or desperate that the opportunity is slipping from their grasp.
One or the other.
Not both.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:40 AM (3D/fK)
I have been thinking for a while that maybe this is the latter and we just aren't recognizing it for what it is. Desperation. I hope so.
And am preparing for the former.
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:01 AM (4RcmR)
Because they still need to get paid."
In this case, I could maybe support the truckers union if they refused enmass to deliver.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:02 AM (3D/fK)
First, they have a separate garden only for black people. Not African Americans or POC or the like. Black.
Second, one of the gardens was destroyed by a crazy homeless person.
So, got that going for them.
What do you bet AOC goes to Antifastan to visit?
Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2020 07:02 AM (ZfRYq)
There is some serious stuff in those cavernous buildings.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:03 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 07:04 AM (mpXpK)
Maybe she can shit in a bucket while there, to help provide fertilizer.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:04 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:02 AM (3D/fK)
Well, support is one thing, pay is another.
Truck drivers still deliver to Detroit which is a police free zone in a lot of places.
Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2020 07:04 AM (ZfRYq)
It's cute how the Left keeps struggling with semantics, eh? Meanwhile, in the real world, those who would be unprotected when they eliminate police are saying 'nah, bro, I don't have to deal with your sh#thole post-police city':
77% of truck drivers say they will refuse loads to cities with disbanded or defunded police departments.
Here are some of their responses:
". . .If something was to happen and you have to take matters into your own hands, and then you risk being prosecuted for protecting yourself."
"I will not deliver to an area with a disbanded police department. My life matter and I do this for my family. We are already at the mercy of these towns and cities with laws and hate against us for parking, getting a meal or even using a restroom."
"Most places we go already can be dicy an about only time you see a cop is when lights is on behind you."
"For my own safety and security of my customers' loads, I have already informed my dispatcher that I will refuse all loads to cities that have defunded their police departments."
Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2020 07:04 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:04 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Colin at June 13, 2020 07:05 AM (f35MK)
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 13, 2020 07:05 AM (7ZQe3)
A Chinese military officer was caught trying to leave California with university research materials this week, after allegedly lying on an application to obtain a visitor visa for a work-study exchange program, the Justice Department announced.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 07:06 AM (JFO2v)
And rolled right into 'Welcome to the 2nd Amendment"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:07 AM (3D/fK)
This one is wrong, Vic. The cops pulled a Buffalo and resigned only from SWAT. Still are officers.
I keep waiting for cops to actually start resigning in numbers in some of these cities, or retiring. They should.
Posted by: Winston Still Inspires at June 13, 2020 07:07 AM (NVYyb)
I'm just ordering in from the Seattle six nations food stash.....I'll have "dolly Partons" by evening....TOUCH ME IF YOU CAN.................and a bloody skeezer on the rocks.
Posted by: saf at June 13, 2020 07:08 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:08 AM (4RcmR)
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:10 AM (4RcmR)
Posted by: Winston Still Inspires at June 13, 2020 07:10 AM (NVYyb)
The more nuanced thing they say is "Defunding the Police doesn't mean elimination of the Police."
Well, duh. That's two different words. You are arguing a straw man.
Then they just striaght up argue that Defund the Police doesn't mean Defund the Police.
They get stuck on stupid.
Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2020 07:10 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2020 06:46 AM (nRk/c)
~~~~~
Let's not have a sniffle
Let's have a bloody good cry
And always remember the longer you live
The sooner you bloody will die.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 13, 2020 07:11 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:11 AM (4RcmR)
I've told several liberals they need to stay the f*ck away from me. In an angry voice, no less.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 07:11 AM (cGAuC)
Yep.
What is the common belief, most cities actually contain not more than a three day supply of food within the supply pipeline.
Within a week, shit gonna get lit.
Even if they plant more vegetable trees.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:01 AM (3D/fK)
I think the three days includes what is in people's cupboards, fridges, and freezers. Antifastan is lacking that, I bet.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 13, 2020 07:13 AM (di1hb)
Fitting.
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:11 AM (4RcmR)
~~~~~
I think Chaz is the name of Cher's transgender offspring.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 13, 2020 07:14 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf
Ace Brand Shelf installers ready to deploy!!!
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 07:14 AM (vd8XM)
Doesn't matter. With the empty stands, there will be no live witnesses who are under contract by the NFL.
What you see on the television doesn't have to be what actually happens on the field.
It will be as real and unscripted as 1970s televised wrestling.
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 07:14 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:14 AM (4RcmR)
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:10 AM (4RcmR)
Hard to think I live in a country so racist that racist stunts must be faked!
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 07:14 AM (JFO2v)
--
That's a shame, but considering how America dresses for work now, considerably more relaxed and even slovenly depending on the place, it's not entirely surprising. Still, I knew they'd been around a long time, but not two centuries. Wow.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 07:15 AM (O+I8R)
Then they just striaght up argue that Defund the Police doesn't mean Defund the Police.
If a progressive advocates what looks like a moderate position, they're lying.
If a progressive advocates what looks like an extreme position, they're telling the truth.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2020 07:15 AM (mht8P)
I wonder how many suckers they get?
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 07:15 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:15 AM (3D/fK)
They hit a police station! It should be chock full of vending machine items and that wonderful city police coffee.
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 07:16 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: IrishEi at June 13, 2020 07:14 AM (sGotD)
Forgot about that thing. Also fitting.
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:16 AM (4RcmR)
Ahhhh, so just DEfund the police.
Got it
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 07:16 AM (vd8XM)
They get stuck on stupid.
Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2020 07:10 AM (ZfRYq)
When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, 'it means just what I choose it to mean neither more nor less.' 'The question is,' said Alice, 'whether you can make words mean so many different things.' 'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master that's all."
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 07:16 AM (JFO2v)
The NFL has decided to host a 5+ month long #BLM PSA/rally where some people will throw so balls in between lectures and struggle sessions about 'white privilege.'
No thanks.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2020 07:16 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JT at June 13, 2020 07:16 AM (arJlL)
I hate to tell you bro, but college will be worse.
Texas Longhorns players are demanding buildings be renamed, statues be torn down, percentages of the AD budget be given to BLM, incoming freshman be given mandatory sensitivity training and history lessons on slavery and that the school ban the traditional song Eyes of Texas (not sure if that is right, I'm not a Texas fan, but it's something like that).
They will not be the only school whose players lost such demands, just the first.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 07:16 AM (cGAuC)
Posted by: Florida Cowboy at June 13, 2020 07:17 AM (Jj+59)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 13, 2020 07:17 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by:
They found a tuna sammich in a locker.
Hopefully it's dolphin safe.
They'll divide it base on how much work you did that day
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 07:18 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:15 AM (3D/fK)
Sure did. Last November.
When they *knew* it was the work of a white supremacist!
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 13, 2020 07:18 AM (di1hb)
For a personal car, who would have put the Wuhan Death Miasma in there in the first place?
And it its being used for ride sharing, that disinfecting is as good as the first ride.
I lay odds they bought up that crappy car fragrance from Hertz's Mad Mad Mad Bankruptcy Sale and are unloading that one $20 spritz at a time.
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 07:18 AM (C+evo)
They will not be the only school whose players lost such demands, just the first.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 07:16 AM (cGAuC)
wait wut? The Eyes of Texas is racist??
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 07:19 AM (JFO2v)
If you get the super duper wash, they'll spray your car for free with Ozium...I didn't know that would kill the Krud, I thought it was only good for certain smoking events
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 07:20 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:21 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Winston Still Inspires at June 13, 2020 07:21 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2020 06:17 AM (mht8P)
I'm not sure if the "woke" flag was intended to make this BS, but I'm calling BS anyway. `
Posted by: FloridaMan at June 13, 2020 07:21 AM (r28kI)
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They must have clicked on FB's "The Truth About Defunding the Police." 'Cause that's where you can always rely on the truth: Facebook.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 07:21 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:21 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 13, 2020 07:17 AM (C1Lsn)
~~~~~
Hahahaha!
Posted by: IrishEi at June 13, 2020 07:22 AM (sGotD)
Here's the article, I haven't the stomach to muddle through it again.
https://tinyurl.com/ycm7lu22
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 07:23 AM (cGAuC)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 13, 2020 07:23 AM (MVR7y)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 13, 2020 07:24 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 07:19 AM (JFO2v)
Everything is racist.
I think its funny, people think that they can start the fire, and then they can control it.
Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2020 07:24 AM (ZfRYq)
I think painting a cross in barbecue sauce above the door keeps the COVID out, while placing a Trump yardsign and empty flat-screen TV box in a neighbor's yard you don't like is an offering to keep BLM looters away.
Posted by: COVID-weary non-practicing Jew looking for a loophole at June 13, 2020 07:24 AM (6K3U5)
Posted by:
They found a tuna sammich in a locker.
Hopefully it's dolphin safe.
They'll divide it base on how much work you did that day
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 07:18 AM (vd8XM)
The Food Procurement Department will consist of the overweight because they can smell out a doughnut under a sofa cushion but overseen by an arm of the warlord police to ensure they don't eat all of it.
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:24 AM (4RcmR)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 07:25 AM (O+I8R)
Just because you can summon the mob,
doesn't meant hat you can control the mob.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:25 AM (3D/fK)
Every day I wake up to a racist world full of racist racists and wonder "What can I do today that is not racist?".
Then I realize that everything I do is racist so I just say "Fuck it".
Posted by: freaked at June 13, 2020 07:25 AM (px9Em)
Apparently the full ride football scholarships and Insta-Pass athlete educational path are not enough.
Usually demands like that are bought by alumni at a very high price.
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 07:26 AM (C+evo)
I am amazed that they got people to think eliminating the police, is feasible or sane.
Quibbling over defund really means glosses over their premise that what we need to cure our social ills is to chuck the current concepts of law and order. They are already attempting to dismantle prisons. This is a war on our entire western system of justice led by people like AOC, de Blasio and Holder (see also the CHAZ list of demands).
Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2020 07:26 AM (bDqIh)
It's a public building. It already belonged to the people of Seattle.
But, hey, you do you, Leftist weirdos.
Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2020 07:26 AM (ZfRYq)
If you said "This is a man moments before he threw himself headlong into a wood chipper" I would believe you.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 13, 2020 07:26 AM (LxTcq)
Usually demands like that are bought by alumni at a very high price.
.....
In fairness, degrees in Urban Studies and Sports Management aren't really worth all that much.
It's the access to white whores, free food and housing that are valuable
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 07:28 AM (cGAuC)
Sort of like those pigs that can sniff out truffles buried underneath logs.
I love the visual imagery.
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 07:28 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:28 AM (4RcmR)
Posted by: freaked at June 13, 2020 07:28 AM (px9Em)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 13, 2020 07:28 AM (mMLSg)
The Saints are also problematic.
Redskins goes without saying.
The Packers will be ok as soon as they retcon their name fr to Fudge Packers.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at June 13, 2020 07:29 AM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Colin at June 13, 2020 07:29 AM (f35MK)
Pantifa's version of Meal Team Six?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:29 AM (3D/fK)
I can't decide if this idiocracy joke was left off because it's so obvious or because the author of the original tweet hadn't seen the movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFD2ggNxR1g
Posted by: Tom at June 13, 2020 07:29 AM (s0h8C)
Posted by: Winston Still Inspires at June 13, 2020 07:29 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: freaked at June 13, 2020 07:30 AM (px9Em)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 13, 2020 07:30 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Wut at June 13, 2020 07:31 AM (zsbVl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:31 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: freaked at June 13, 2020 07:28 AM (px9Em)
In your racist house
With your beautiful racist wife
And then you ask yourself
How did I get to be such a racist
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:32 AM (4RcmR)
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No police protection for us...then none for them either. No taxpayer-provided round the clock security. No security for them whatsoever.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 07:32 AM (O+I8R)
So now we classify gayness
Openly Gay
Kinda Gay
Barely Gay
Mostly Gay
It is like mostly peaceful protest.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 06:45 AM
Uncomfortably gay?
Disturbingly gay?
Posted by: Creepy Tater Stetler, lewding from the shadows at June 13, 2020 07:32 AM (6K3U5)
Posted by: Colin at June 13, 2020 07:32 AM (f35MK)
Then I realize that everything I do is racist so I just say "Fuck it".
Fun Fact!
There is more genetic differences between siblings than there is between so-called "races".
Essentially, if you hate any one of your siblings, you are worse than a racist - and pretty much for the same reasons!
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 07:32 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:29 AM (3D/fK)
LOL yep
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:33 AM (4RcmR)
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Maybe they can come out of bankruptcy and be more competitive. Hate to see a great, 200-year old firm go down
Posted by: FloridaMan at June 13, 2020 07:33 AM (r28kI)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Ah, you remember the ole SouthWest Conference too!
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 13, 2020 07:33 AM (MVR7y)
Today's ACLU would never do such a thing. Civil liberties only apply to the politically correct.
I forget who said it and I am butchering the quote but the guilty are who need a fair trail the most. Especially for capital crimes. The ACLU types I knew back then said that a lot.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 13, 2020 07:33 AM (eMtQa)
And that's when shit gets real.
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:28 AM (4RcmR)
I was thinking that Chemist NaClyDog should develop a soy based propellant for indelible paint spray cans, but then I realized antifa would not pay for it.
Then I realized that a simple small internal explosive charge with the theft scanner enabled so that it would explode when taken out of the store would make it a profit leader.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 13, 2020 07:34 AM (mMLSg)
That will be a very good experiment in social structuring and a display of the devastation that will take place as leaders and followers, the oppressed and the oppressors, are determined. And a bonus is the division of labor questions that have to be answered and the resulting division of reward.
(Spock voice) "Fascinating".
Posted by: Dan Patterson at June 13, 2020 07:34 AM (AsjQP)
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CHAZ sounds like your blind date that shows up with his shirt unbuttoned to the navel and his neck adorned with gold chains. Oh, and a porn 'stache.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 07:34 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Winston Still Inspires at June 13, 2020 07:35 AM (NVYyb)
https://tinyurl.com/y86rjpay
Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)'
With both Walmart and Amazon "woke", is it back to local retailers, Target, Kohls, etc.?
Posted by: FloridaMan at June 13, 2020 07:35 AM (r28kI)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:35 AM (H8QX8)
My step-dad pretty much didn't buy clothing unless it was from Brooks Brothers. Sad.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2020 07:35 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 13, 2020 07:33 AM (MVR7y)
Obviously, because if he meant the SEC he would have said Mustangs.
Posted by: blaster at June 13, 2020 07:35 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 07:34 AM (O+I8R)
Chazz Michael Michaels
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:36 AM (4RcmR)
So now we classify gayness
Openly Gay
Kinda Gay
Barely Gay
Mostly Gay
It is like mostly peaceful protest.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 06:45 AM
Uncomfortably gay?
Disturbingly gay?
Posted by: Creepy Tater Stetler, lewding from the shadows at June 13, 2020 07:32 AM (6K3U5)
Come on, every one knows that there are Fifty Shades of Gay!
Be better!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 13, 2020 07:36 AM (mMLSg)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 13, 2020 07:37 AM (C1Lsn)
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I wanna see FB's Parallel Universe posting positive "testimonials" on reactions if the Tea Party, or Proud Boys (whoever they are) had decided to take over a City Hall and run the police department out of town during any Democrat presidency. 'Cause you just know it would be all sunshine and roses...
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 07:38 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 13, 2020 07:38 AM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:40 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Winston Still Inspires at June 13, 2020 07:40 AM (NVYyb)
With your beautiful racist wife
And then you ask yourself
How did I get to be such a racist
.....
Hating the gays go by, let the Muslims mow them down
Hating the gays go by, let Muhammad now them down
Into the noose again, after lootings done
Racist and bigoted, let Muhammad now them down
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 07:41 AM (cGAuC)
Try me.
Posted by: Emperor of Underworld. Or Underwear. I forget. at June 13, 2020 06:32 AM (AsjQP)
For you:
youtube.com/watch?v=mM3fzqQ4pBc
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 13, 2020 07:41 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: freaked at June 13, 2020 07:42 AM (px9Em)
Clearly the MSM-DNC is on board with CHAZ, but can anyone explain what the point of CHAZ is?
Is it OWS 2.0? Do these chuckleheads really think this CHAZ thing will continue for months and years? LOLGF
Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2020 07:42 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Colin
Geronimo serving up something special tonite!
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 07:42 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Winston Still Inspires at June 13, 2020 07:40 AM (NVYyb)
Another reason to never visit a store I've never visited in the first place.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:42 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2020 07:42 AM (bDqIh)
I hope it gets renewed for at least one more season.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 13, 2020 07:42 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 13, 2020 07:43 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Winston Still Inspires at June 13, 2020 07:43 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Ignoramus at June 13, 2020 07:43 AM (9TdxA)
This time they have restrooms and individual hard walled rape rooms. Don't have to rely on the generosity of local merchants and tents.
So they learned from their predecessors.
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 07:44 AM (C+evo)
Unless you had that video playing in your head all week long...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 13, 2020 07:44 AM (mMLSg)
This episode is kinda hardening my heart to the plight of blacks which is probably unfair, I know, but it's at least an honest response.
Posted by: Name withheld by request at June 13, 2020 06:46 AM
And I think that is exactly the response the Left wants. They want division, they want a race war, they want destabilization.
You notice they are not --- and have never done so --- promoting the views of such Black leaders like Walter E. Williams, Thomas Sowell, Clarence Thomas, Candace Owens, "Mr. Snerdly" from the Rush Limbaugh program, former Milwaukee Sheriff David Clarke, etc. And not reporting anything of Black business owners who have lost their businesses from the riots and looting or anything of the family and friends of David Dorn.
They only push the radical views of Black "leaders" who push the racism narrative and the anti-police narrative.
So when people who don't interact with certain groups of people in there everyday lives and don't have any experience with any of the claimed grievances, they are going to believe what they are shown.
Yet, instead of promoting those talking rational and logical solutions and working together, the Left is promoting radicals like Black Lives Matter and all the other racists they have promoted for decades (Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Obamas, etc.).
Even that Oprah special on Discovery Channel networks, I saw the list of people she had in her show. Stacey Abrams, Charles Blow. It was a who's who of radical race-baiters. No Candace Owens, no Walter E Williams, no Thomas Sowell.
Just all Blacks with the same race-baiting, grievance-mongering agendas.
And that is done on purpose.
Because, again, remember... the Left does not want to fix any of these issues. They need them to keep going to continue to divide the country and use them every election. It's the same reason why feminists have to keep whining about fighting for "women's rights", even though there's nothing more to fight about. So they create the lie about rape on campuses, they create the lie about the "wage gap", they create the lie about "toxic masculinity".
It's never-ending. And they want it that way.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 13, 2020 07:44 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 07:45 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2020 07:42 AM (bDqIh)
They intend to hold out to the last soy latte.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 13, 2020 07:45 AM (mMLSg)
Maybe it will be an annual thing like Burning Man.
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 07:46 AM (C+evo)
I'm gonna get them all drunk and see what happens.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 07:46 AM (cGAuC)
________________
Yesterday there was an article on FNC about how Trayvon Martin's mother says she opposes calls to "defund the police." She said she thinks we need more police.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 13, 2020 07:47 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:48 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 13, 2020 07:48 AM (LFwN+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:31 AM (3D/fK)
I swear I had that thought first, but I went to get another cup of coffee...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 13, 2020 07:48 AM (mMLSg)
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:50 AM (4RcmR)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 13, 2020 07:44 AM (Do5/p)
If it did not work so well, they would stop!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 13, 2020 07:50 AM (mMLSg)
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Wow. Good for her for speaking out and saying that, I guess.
Nobody thinks it's a sane idea. Except the crazies. And the DNC knows it will never poll well. They'll play semantics games with it and support it, but not support it. Let's see if it flies.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 07:50 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:50 AM (H8QX8)
https://tinyurl.com/y9tg4znt
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:34 AM (3D/fK)
Stealing from trucks was so bad back in the 70s. Chicago police stationed a police car ALL DAY at one exit on the Interstate. Big trucks stopped by a light then had to make a slow turn -- the local "yutes" took that opportunity to break the seal, open the doors, and start throwing out boxes.
Posted by: FloridaMan at June 13, 2020 07:50 AM (r28kI)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 07:46 AM (cGAuC)
What are the bag and possession limit on those?
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 13, 2020 07:50 AM (LFwN+)
Unless you had that video playing in your head all week long...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 13, 2020 07:44 AM (mMLSg)
Heh. It was a mixed bag. Yesterday I was so brain-fried that I got fuck-all accomplished and now have to play catch-up.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 13, 2020 07:50 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Winston Still Inspires at June 13, 2020 07:40 AM (NVYyb)
I see that, I turn around and walk right out
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2020 07:50 AM (nRk/c)
About to head out to one of the parks for a workout walk with Miss Linda. Normally at this time of year that would be insanity on a level with strolling into the CHAZ wearing a MAGA cap, but the humidity is oddly low, and at 7:30 am the combo of warmth and wetness shouldn't be intolerable. I hope I can drop in later, and certainly for the Pet Thread.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2020 07:51 AM (rpbg1)
I'm gonna get them all drunk and see what happens.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 07:46 AM (cGAuC)
"Dear Penthouse Forum..."
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 13, 2020 07:51 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Winston Still Inspires at June 13, 2020 07:51 AM (NVYyb)
.....
Not sure.
But I cleared out a little space in the supply closet, just in case.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 07:52 AM (cGAuC)
Lob a lit road-flare in as you leave - to show your solidarity.
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 07:52 AM (C+evo)
But I cleared out a little space in the supply closet, just in case.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 07:52 AM (cGAuC)
Have fun storming the castle!
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 13, 2020 07:52 AM (LFwN+)
Posted by: Colin at June 13, 2020 07:53 AM (f35MK)
Posted by: Florida Cowboy at June 13, 2020 07:53 AM (Jj+59)
That's why we have weekends...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 13, 2020 07:53 AM (mMLSg)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 07:50 AM (H8QX
*rubs eyes*
No, too early for grappa.
I think Meijer's still primarily in the business of exchanging goods and services for money. Last I checked.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 13, 2020 07:53 AM (t+qrx)
full load of moral superiority along with your overpriced coffee.
Posted by: Winston Still Inspires at June 13, 2020 07:40 AM (NVYyb)
Are they required to wear them? Wouldn't that be forcing an employee to take a political position?
Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2020 07:53 AM (lwiT4)
.....
Not sure.
But I cleared out a little space in the supply closet, just in case.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 07:52 AM (cGAuC)
You better have your Concealed Karen Permit
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:53 AM (4RcmR)
Posted by: Lily White Barista at June 13, 2020 07:53 AM (EgshT)
That's why we have weekends...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 13, 2020 07:53 AM (mMLSg)
Yep. I reckon so.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 13, 2020 07:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Florida Cowboy at June 13, 2020 07:54 AM (Jj+59)
Glad you all are now out of B-More!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 13, 2020 07:54 AM (mMLSg)
Sexism!
Isn't it amazing how these precise calculations that cover a broad spectrum of weight, age, conditioning and size resolve to such round numbers?
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 07:54 AM (C+evo)
full load of moral superiority along with your overpriced coffee.
Posted by: Winston Still Inspires
I thought that Tarbucks was having them NOT wear political type clothing...
Things move so fast around here
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 07:54 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Colin at June 13, 2020 07:55 AM (f35MK)
_____________
Maybe the ex-friend can join a support group with some of the many other dumped ex-friends and ex-family that Miss Megs has dumped on her way to fame and fortune.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 13, 2020 07:55 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2020 07:53 AM (lwiT4)
I don't know if that's unlawful any more.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 13, 2020 07:55 AM (t+qrx)
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Maybe they can come out of bankruptcy and be more competitive. Hate to see a great, 200-year old firm go down
Posted by: FloridaMan at June 13, 2020
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We have a store here. I'd scoop up stuff on sale, except:
1) They are located downtown -- impossible to park without paying $$$
2) Their idea of a man's suit now is that trendy look that makes a guy appear to be wearing his little brother's communion outfit. Do they even sell their classic styles any more?
If they had a location in the 'burbs, I'd check them out on point 2. But they don't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2020 07:55 AM (rpbg1)
> The befuddled Aunt Clara on Bewitched....
"Mayor Jenny" has been on Twitter, assuring all that everything is "fine" in Seattle.
Remember the Iraqi Information Minister?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 07:56 AM (hKLpI)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2020 07:56 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 13, 2020 07:56 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2020 07:53 AM (lwiT4)
Oh grammie, there's forcing employees to take a political position...
and then there's helping employees to take the "right" position!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 13, 2020 07:56 AM (mMLSg)
That actually makes sense.
Apparently Burning Man has been corrupted by rich attendees, such as tech CEOs, who set up posh, exclusive amenities and events, etc. This messes with the vibe of their lil' annual temporary alternative community experiment.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 13, 2020 07:56 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Winston Still Inspires at June 13, 2020 07:57 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:53 AM (4RcmR)
.....
I consider it an intel op on the Wine Mom set, to see what they are planning for November elections.
I may pump them for information.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 07:57 AM (cGAuC)
Posted by: Florida Cowboy at June 13, 2020
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About that, yeah. We had fairly dry conditions in April and even in a lot of May, which is really strange.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 13, 2020 07:57 AM (rpbg1)
That is like attending an independent Baptist Church and being shocked that they might require reading out of the Bible.
Starbucks attracts the weirdos like a rare earth mineral magnet.
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 07:57 AM (C+evo)
If I suddenly became fabulously wealthy, I'd wear nothing but bespoke Savile Row suits.
Styles for those change very, very slowly, to the extent they change at all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 07:57 AM (hKLpI)
For some time, only the very top line at Brooks Bros (about $400 a pair) has been American.
Not at these bloody prices, mate.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 13, 2020 07:57 AM (8IOEj)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 13, 2020 07:57 AM (LFwN+)
We have the 4 main food groups Biltong,BBQ,beans and bacon....mit Cofefve and Cognac.
Posted by: saf at June 13, 2020 07:57 AM (5IHGB)
Things move so fast around here
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 07:54 AM (vd8XM)
That was before they looked carefully at their customer base!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 13, 2020 07:58 AM (mMLSg)
That self-described "experiment in radical self-reliance" now has a List of Rules that is about ten times longer than the Constitution of the United States.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 07:58 AM (hKLpI)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2020 07:53 AM (lwiT4)
grammie, welcome to the new America. What used to be opinion (and extreme opinion at that) is now required.
Posted by: Winston Still Inspires at June 13, 2020 07:59 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:53 AM (4RcmR)
.....
I consider it an intel op on the Wine Mom set, to see what they are planning for November elections.
I may pump them for information.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 07:57 AM (cGAuC)
Throw a few original, suggestively-name cocktails into the mix.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 13, 2020 07:59 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Colin at June 13, 2020 07:59 AM (f35MK)
Styles for those change very, very slowly, to the extent they change at all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 07:57 AM (hKLpI)
Thank goodness for that. The greatest sartorial catastrophes are caused by women's fashions.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2020 07:59 AM (mht8P)
I'm gonna get them all drunk and see what happens.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 07:46 AM (cGAuC)
never had an 8 way
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 07:59 AM (JFO2v)
.....
Way ahead of you.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 08:00 AM (cGAuC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:00 AM (hKLpI)
.....
Way ahead of you.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 08:00 AM (cGAuC)
My man. *fistbump*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 13, 2020 08:00 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 13, 2020 08:00 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 13, 2020 07:57 AM (LFwN+)
Can you lure a bear inside for an hour or two while you run out for supplies?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 13, 2020 08:01 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: jsg at June 13, 2020 07:53 AM (4RcmR)
.....
I consider it an intel op on the Wine Mom set, to see what they are planning for November elections.
I may pump them for information.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 07:57 AM (cGAuC)
Early at the phrasing, eh?
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at June 13, 2020 08:01 AM (di1hb)
I'm gonna get them all drunk and see what happens.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 07:46 AM (cGAuC)
never had an 8 way
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 07:59 AM (JFO2v)
Planning is key, you just need to establish a line with appropriate social distancing marks...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 13, 2020 08:02 AM (mMLSg)
You can clean, but it will not be clean enough.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2020 08:02 AM (lwiT4)
--
Perfect description. I hate that trendy mens' suit style! That millennial "my suit is too tight and small" look. A look that just screams out for a man purse.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 08:02 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2020 08:02 AM (lwiT4)
See, that's why I'm thinking "bear".
Posted by: hogmartin at June 13, 2020 08:02 AM (t+qrx)
Sad!
Posted by: Winston Still Inspires at June 13, 2020 08:03 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: suburbanite housewives at June 13, 2020 08:03 AM (EgshT)
The latter especially struck me as such a waste of time, making somebody's bad life worse.
Posted by: FloridaMan at June 13, 2020 08:04 AM (r28kI)
Can you lure a bear inside for an hour or two while you run out for supplies?
Posted by: hogmartin at June 13, 2020 08:01 AM (t+qrx)
Not functionally different than the pack of heathens that just departed.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 13, 2020 08:04 AM (LFwN+)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 08:04 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: suburbanite housewives at June 13, 2020 08:03 AM (EgshT)
....
Oh, you like kink? Me too.
But let's have some drinks first.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 08:04 AM (cGAuC)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2020 08:02 AM (lwiT4)
Wait! Is clean required? Because no one told me clean was going to be required!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, live from the bunker at June 13, 2020 08:05 AM (NVYyb)
So that is how you kill this thing. Have a variety of tech poseurs come in with their designer BLM costumes, security detail, life coaches and social media live stream image crews to "experience the authentic vibrations" and have another story to tell to their elitist fellow travelers.
The wisdom that just oozes from this place.
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 08:05 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 13, 2020 08:05 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Colin at June 13, 2020 08:05 AM (f35MK)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 13, 2020 08:04 AM (LFwN+)
No practical difference, but you get to say it was a bear that made the mess.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 13, 2020 08:05 AM (t+qrx)
https://tinyurl.com/fb-commie-canned
His name is "Brandon". Because of course it is.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:05 AM (hKLpI)
Posted by: azalea city at June 13, 2020 08:05 AM (WX+x0)
You can clean, but it will not be clean enough.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2020 08:02
So.......fire it is.
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 13, 2020 08:05 AM (LFwN+)
I was hoping that they would use the old go-to cocaine like they did for the VP debates with Paul Ryan.
It would absolutely be epic.
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 08:06 AM (C+evo)
> Posted by: Lady in Black
Give him a JFK Special -- an injection of morphine and methamphetamine right before he goes on the air.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:07 AM (hKLpI)
https://tinyurl.com/y89uke2d
Skip the boilerplate OrangeManBad paragraph near the top that attempts to establish his bona fides and the rest of it's really good.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 13, 2020 08:07 AM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, live from the bunker at June 13, 2020 08:07 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 13, 2020 08:07 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 08:08 AM (O+I8R)
You can clean, but it will not be clean enough.
Posted by: grammie winger
Clean, and I mean clean the bathroom. So she doesn't have to hover or wear her shoes in there
And get the underwear off the ceiling fan, she probably won't think it's funny
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 08:08 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 08:09 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 13, 2020 08:09 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, live from the bunker at June 13, 2020 08:09 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Colin at June 13, 2020 08:10 AM (f35MK)
Posted by: Karen at June 13, 2020 08:11 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
And even though he's cuffed in the back of the cruiser, can still light a cigarette.
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 08:11 AM (vd8XM)
--
You're getting off easy. My cat looked at me with expectation at 5:08am. And by expectation, I mean screaming mews in my ear to get up.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 08:11 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2020 08:11 AM (nRk/c)
https://tinyurl.com/commie-arsonists
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:12 AM (hKLpI)
My dogs are looking at me with expectation. Apparently, they have opinions about what I should be doing right now and sitting on my ass looking at my phone is not it.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, live from the bunker
That can of dog food ain't gonna open itself, Daddy!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2020 08:12 AM (mht8P)
You see, I live on a private road with 5 other homes. It's the only private road in the neighborhood of about two dozen homes. Every 4th (or on the weekend around the 4th) we throw a block party for our neighborhood. In fact the lighthouse that we drape ole glory on has been featured on the ONT.
This year the COVID mess is making one particularly vocal Karen on the road very nervous. The same Karen has been sending out BLM propaganda to the neighborhood mailing list. My immediate neighbors are all freedom loving Americans (conservatives) but the rest of the neighborhood is all progressive looneys, including a prominent Boston Globe opinion columnist.
So I'm going to throw three pork shoulders in the smoker, wife is going to make her world famous baked beans, and I'm gonna send and email out to the list that says:
"Come exercise the freedom that God blessed our nation with and enjoy the company of your fellow neighborly Americans. In the spirit of said freedom, if for any reason you feel like it is unsafe for you to attend then you are more than welcome to not come. Enjoy the blessings of liberty while firmly ensconced in your impenetrable bubble of self-righteousness. We'll be tapping the keg around 3pm, BBQ served at 6pm. God Bless America!"
The fury shall be flowing I feel.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 13, 2020 08:12 AM (9V81o)
Posted by: Trailer Park Joe at June 13, 2020 08:12 AM (EgshT)
This is why the women witnesses at his trial testified that when he took off his pants he looked "intersex" or "like a burn victim." Some of us were wondering what had happened to him, or if these were congenital defects he'd had all along, and now we know.
I'm still perplexed about why the court let the prosecution take naked photos of him to show to the jury when there was never any dispute about whether or not the women had seen his genitals. Weinstein's defense all along had been that the sex occurred, but that it was consensual. The naked photos seemed to serve no purpose other than to humiliate Weinstein. Not that he didn't deserve a little humiliation, but still, that is not how courts are supposed to function.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 13, 2020 08:13 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 08:14 AM (O+I8R)
Sad!
Posted by: Winston Still Inspires at June 13, 2020 08:03 AM (NVYyb)
But Trump, who can speak extemporaneously and cogently on any complex subject that would baffle the media must be removed because 25th Amendment.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 08:14 AM (H8QX8)
The wisdom that just oozes from this place.
Posted by: at June 13, 2020 08:05 AM
* directs minion to scribble notes *
Posted by: George S. at June 13, 2020 08:14 AM (DMUuz)
Via Tracy Beanz
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8g257bf
Posted by: MikeM at June 13, 2020 08:14 AM (PuSSS)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 08:14 AM (O+I8R)
#DATASS
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 13, 2020 08:15 AM (NWiLs)
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I used to think Michael Savage was too extreme when he said liberalism is a mental disease.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2020 08:15 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 08:14 AM
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: TLA at June 13, 2020 08:15 AM (DMUuz)
--
I hear commercials for it all the time! It always says, "if you have gangrene of the genitals"...and I always say out loud to myself, "just jump off the nearest building."
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 08:15 AM (O+I8R)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 13, 2020 08:15 AM (u82oZ)
Potty UPDATE: They're Pooping In A Tent In Police HQ Building
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Sounds like Evergreen State College....
If you have read all about that place, you would say that sure is the place.
Posted by: Colin at June 13, 2020 08:17 AM (f35MK)
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 08:17 AM (vd8XM)
The fury shall be flowing I feel.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 13, 2020 08:12 AM (9V81o)
you cant drink all day....
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 08:18 AM (JFO2v)
This is how we know that there is a Just God in Heaven.
And yeah, you were right, this is rather disgusting.
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 08:19 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: Muad'dib at June 13, 2020 08:19 AM (LFwN+)
Are they required to wear them? Wouldn't that be forcing an employee to take a political position?
Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2020 07:53 AM
Exactly. Doesn't this now put pressure on *everyone* to wear the shirts? Otherwise, they will be asked by BLM-supporters "Why aren't you wearing the BLM shirt? Do you hate Black people?"
It will be like the bullying of Cosmo Kramer over not wearing the AIDS Walk ribbon. SJWs will assume anyone not wearing the BLM shirts is a racist and treat them as such.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 13, 2020 08:20 AM (Do5/p)
"If your gangrene of the genitals lasts for more than two weeks, contact your physician."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:21 AM (hKLpI)
Posted by: Muad'dib
I thought you had cleaning to do?
Or did you decide on the bear?
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 08:21 AM (vd8XM)
Via Tracy Beanz
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8g257bf
Posted by: MikeM at Jun
This is fantastic. While I am skeptical that there is even one faculty member at Berkeley who thinks like This, regardless, it sounds truthful and makes a ton of valid points.
Posted by: LASue at June 13, 2020 08:21 AM (uFuUP)
Posted by: Colin at June 13, 2020 08:21 AM (f35MK)
Idiots and savages.
Don't they know that is what desk drawers are for?
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 08:21 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 13, 2020 08:22 AM (dUJdY)
"If your gangrene of the genitals lasts for more than two weeks, contact your physician."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:21 AM (hKLpI)
kind of puts 4 hours erections on the back burner
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 13, 2020 08:22 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:21 AM (hKLpI)
??
I thought that was call your Undertaker?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2020 08:23 AM (nRk/c)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at June 13, 2020 08:23 AM (Dc2NZ)
Given that he claims to be black, it's remotely possible... assuming he kept his mouth shut until he got tenure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:23 AM (hKLpI)
What are the protocols for handling racists?
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 08:24 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 13, 2020 08:24 AM (C1Lsn)
We will add voices of color to the Artistic Associates Committee who help select our shows, as well as to the audition and casting process
Sooo, I guess they are now racists."
Thats my Takeaway from all these who are publicly declaring their newfound non racism.
And why does a theatre group think you would care about their internal revisions to their hiring policies. They should STFU already!!
Posted by: LASue at June 13, 2020 08:25 AM (uFuUP)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
Love it!
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 08:25 AM (vd8XM)
Ok, who has the best BBQ rib recipe? I've done them many times and many different ways but looking for something new.
Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2020 08:25 AM (cF8AT)
Just sitting at the command center here at Schloss Hadrian streaming un-Woke classical music by racist dead white European males. Go ahead, denounce me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2020 08:26 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 08:26 AM (H8QX8)
https://tinyurl.com/y86rjpay
Posted by: Vic at June 13, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
Intercourse all of these SJW companies. The faster they exit stage left the better
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 13, 2020 08:26 AM (2UlTd)
https://tinyurl.com/y9tg4znt
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:34 AM (3D/fK)
Consequences, how do they work?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 13, 2020 08:26 AM (2UlTd)
And why does a theatre group think you would care about their internal revisions to their hiring policies. They should STFU already!!
Posted by: LASue
Or are they telling me that they were racist before?
In which case, I want my money back you racist bastards!
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 08:26 AM (vd8XM)
Your efforts are much appreciated. I found the link to pbho doing nothing on renaming bases to be most revealing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 13, 2020 08:27 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 13, 2020 08:15 AM (u82oZ)
===
This part has now become urgent and necessary.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 13, 2020 08:27 AM (EZebt)
good plays. They have good parking, seats are roomy, and there is a nice
restaurant nearby to go to after
Then I received their new BLM email this morning...
We will actively recruit BIPOC to join our Board of Directors
We will create the new staff role of Associate Artistic Director, and hold an open call to specifically recruit BIPOC
For our upcoming seasons of shows, we will hire diverse Directors
We will add voices of color to the Artistic Associates Committee who
help select our shows, as well as to the audition and casting process
Sooo, I guess they are now racists. Sorry, I cannot attend your shows anymore
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 06:14 AM (vd8XM)
A local theater company in my area did Henry V last year with a black woman as Henry. I wonder if they'll do a play of Rosa Parks with a white guy in the role?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 13, 2020 08:28 AM (2UlTd)
In which case, I want my money back you racist bastards!
I do know that the protocol for racist institutions is to burn their buildings down after looting them.
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 08:28 AM (C+evo)
Just sitting at the command center here at Schloss Hadrian streaming un-Woke classical music by racist dead white European males. Go ahead, denounce me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2020 08:26 AM (mht8P
The fact that these classical composers failed to create any soul, R&B or rap proves they were racists and we should certainly burn their music and outlaw any broadcast! - BLM
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2020 08:28 AM (+MpRO)
I like to slow-cook them in a crock pot (or crock pots, if you have a lot of people to feed) for four hours or so, in my special mix of herbs and spices. Then I smoke them for a while, and finish with a light grilling.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:28 AM (hKLpI)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2020 08:29 AM (+MpRO)
If only Timothy McVeigh had been wearing a mask and black sweatsuit and spouting Anarchist and Black Lives Matter slogans as he blew up the building.
He'd be hailed as a hero today. And a mostly peaceful protester ahead of his time
for the exact same actions
This is History being all ironic and such.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 13, 2020 08:29 AM (rTZNj)
I've got the McRib recipe if you're interested
And if you have road kill and a mechanical deboning machine
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 08:30 AM (vd8XM)
Actually I do not think starbucks is giving out BLM shirts...just letting their woke employees wear them
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2020 08:11 AM
LA Times says that Starbucks made BLM t-shirts for their staff
https://lat.ms/2UCH8dp
Starbucks is creating its own Black Lives Matter shirt for employees to wear if they choose. The move comes after the coffee chain reportedly banned employees from wearing Black Lives Matter gear.
The T-shirt depicts protest signs with phrases including "Black Lives Matter," "Speak Up" and "Time for Change." One sign shows a raised black fist. "It's not a moment, it's a movement," the shirt reads.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 13, 2020 08:30 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
It Bach were cool, he'd've drive by killed that poser Handel like they did with Tupac.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2020 08:30 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:30 AM (hKLpI)
https://tinyurl.com/y9tg4znt
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:34 AM (3D/fK)
Consequences, how do they work?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 13, 2020 08:26 AM (2UlTd)
No do EMS and Fire Depts!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2020 08:31 AM (+MpRO)
I have some ideas here.
What if we used the SF novel Wasp as a template?
The better ideas are OPSEC.
The bottom line is no one gets physically hurt.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 13, 2020 08:31 AM (u82oZ)
Do you put any liquid in the crock?
Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2020 08:31 AM (cF8AT)
lot of people to feed) for four hours or so, in my special mix of herbs
and spices. Then I smoke them for a while, and finish with a light
grilling.
That's a lot of work just for food.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2020 08:32 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 13, 2020 08:32 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 13, 2020 08:32 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 13, 2020 08:33 AM (dUJdY)
Yeah, apple cider vinegar.
> That's a lot of work just for food.
Nah, not really. The crock pot just sits there. It's not like you have to be tending it constantly or anything like that.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:33 AM (hKLpI)
With all of the search engines totally corrupted and linking only to Communist websites, CBS News made the most negative spin they could on this announcement and ended with the now customary "where more than a thousand people will be in attendance and adhering to social distancing guidelines".
Just like they did throughout the riots.
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 08:33 AM (C+evo)
225 in the smoker with hickory and apple wood. Once an hour spray with apple juice. Cook until 190.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 13, 2020 08:33 AM (9V81o)
Just back from Ass-Whole Paycheck and noticed two strange things:
First, wild postings of BLM bullshit which I was sorely tempted to tear down or deface, but as I am unarmed and alone thought it best to de-ass with the quickness from the area.
Second, the giant Adidas store has taken down the plywood and has exposed their store windows which are huge and luxurious and oh so breakable.
Do they know something we don't?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2020 08:34 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2020 08:34 AM (nRk/c)
Go into Starchunks with an #ALM shirt and see if you get out without having your skin verbally peeled off. Or have fun confusing them with a random 3-letter acronym that means nothing. Make it official by putting a #pound sign in front of it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 08:14 AM
#FTP
They'll think it means F--- the Police, instead of File Transfer Protocol.
Or... #JQX
"Means nothing, I just like those letters and wanted them on a shirt."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 13, 2020 08:35 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: klaftern at June 13, 2020 08:35 AM (RuIsu)
statue of Robert the Bruce, who I'm pretty sure never owned any black
slaves (quite possibly he never even saw a black person in his life).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:30 AM (hKLpI)
Last night Tucker said that it's year zero for the mob. Everything must be destroyed. Most disgusting in this is that we have governments happily allowing the savages to tear down everything.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 13, 2020 08:35 AM (2UlTd)
Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2020 08:35 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2020 08:35 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2020 08:35 AM (nRk/c)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2020 08:34 AM (s2VJv)
Maybe some quiet phone calls from business leaders telling DeCommie that if he doesn't get his shit together, they will be removing their tax dollars from NYC?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2020 08:36 AM (+MpRO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2020 08:28 AM (+MpRO)
---
I chanced upon that "Country Music" documentary on PBS, and literally within seconds of my listening, the hillbilly artist was said to have taken his music from black people.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at June 13, 2020 08:37 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 13, 2020 08:37 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 13, 2020 08:37 AM (nRk/c)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 08:37 AM (O+I8R)
Didn't someone up-thread report that NY is still going to levy income tax on NJ residents who work at home?
Just levy taxes on relocated companies as if they were still in NY.
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 08:38 AM (C+evo)
Last night Tucker said that it's year zero for the mob. Everything must be destroyed. Most disgusting in this is that we have governments happily allowing the savages to tear down everything.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 13, 2020 08:35 AM (2UlTd)
I hope everyone realizes that once they are done erasing physical and written history, they have to erase its collective memory.
That means mass executions.
If you are unarmed - like me - remedy that situation "by any means necessary." If you are armed, get more. A LOT more.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2020 08:38 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
And then learned how to cook from the black people too. Before that it was rock soup 24/7
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 08:38 AM (vd8XM)
I chanced upon that "Country Music" documentary on PBS, and literally within seconds of my listening, the hillbilly artist was said to have taken his music from black people.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at June 13, 2020 08:37 AM (Dc2NZ
Never miss an opportunity to point out cultural theft!
(Technically, everything is.)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2020 08:38 AM (+MpRO)
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Black people, is there anything they can't do?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2020 08:39 AM (+y/Ru)
They're even levying income tax on volunteers who came from other states to help with the ChiComCrud.
That's right. Let's say you're a doc from, say, Houston, Texas, who came to New York to volunteer. Guess what? New York now considers you to have been a "resident", and you now owe New York income tax on all your income for the year, including the income you earned in Houston.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:41 AM (hKLpI)
Put the boston butt in. Try to get bone-in. It's better. Donno why it just is.
Drench it in Worcestershire sauce. Add some liquid smoke if you've got it.
Season the top of it with salt, pepper, garlic powder, a little bit of chili powder, onion powder and a pinch of cumin. If you want some heat, add red pepper.
Get a can of beer, any beer will do and dump it in. Then fill the rest of the pot with water to the point where the seasoning starts (don't wanna wash that off).
8 hours on slow should do the trick, and it'll smell pretty good while you're doing it. When its done, shred it in the pot (take the bone out obviously) and add whatever your favorite sauce is (I prefer eastern carolina vinegar based myself).
This is what this displaced southerner has to do in the middle of the winters in Maine for BBQ. It's sad.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 13, 2020 08:41 AM (9V81o)
Posted by: Florida Cowboy at June 13, 2020 08:42 AM (Jj+59)
Sad!
Posted by: Winston Still Inspires
Something about the way he was rubbing his eyebrow and forehead was extra dementia y.
Posted by: LASue at June 13, 2020 08:42 AM (uFuUP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2020 08:30 AM (+y/Ru)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 08:42 AM (qrX0b)
Posted by: JT at June 13, 2020 08:42 AM (arJlL)
" Where were you on the night of the sixteenth ?"
Posted by: JT
LOL
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 08:43 AM (vd8XM)
I chanced upon that "Country Music" documentary on PBS, and literally within seconds of my listening, the hillbilly artist was said to have taken his music from black people.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at June 13, 2020 08:37 AM (Dc2NZ
Never miss an opportunity to point out cultural theft!
(Technically, everything is.)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2020 08:38 AM (+MpRO)
I wish I had a big enough megaphone to pretend to be a Leftist and demand that every white musician, record label, BMI and ASCAP transfer all their publishing rights and royalties going back 65 years to the beginning of rock and roll to the Black Lives Matter bank account of their choice.
Everything they have ever earned and will earn from their "work" is stolen property. Non-compliance or silence is admission of guilt.
QED.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2020 08:43 AM (s2VJv)
lot of people to feed) for four hours or so, in my special mix of herbs
and spices. Then I smoke them for a while, and finish with a light
grilling.
That's a lot of work just for food.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2020 08:32 AM (lwiT4)
I agree.
Here's your best and, additionally easiest way to cook perfect ribs:
1) Take ribs out of package.
2) Throw your favorite rub all over them.
3) Hint: This part is easier with a wood pellet grill.
Place your ribs over indirect heat at 275*
4) Go play Magic: The Gathering, you racist bastard for:
3-3.5 hrs for Baby Back Ribs
4-4.5 hrs for St Louis Ribs
5) Walk out to grill with tongs and grab ribs by the center and lift.
The rack should bend nicely but not break the meat away from the bones. Perfect ribs should have a slight give when you bite the meat off the bone but not be falling off the bone.
5.1) If you like sauce on your ribs, paint your favorite BBQ sauce on 15-30 minutes, before the cooking time is over to allow the sauce to glaze.
6) Put ribs on plate and enjoy eating the best ribs of your entire life.
Your welcome!
Posted by: naturalfake at June 13, 2020 08:43 AM (rTZNj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at June 13, 2020 08:43 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:41 AM (hKLpI)
What the hell?!
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 08:43 AM (qrX0b)
> Posted by: Lady in Black
"I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola..."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:44 AM (hKLpI)
The Left is essentially calling for lynch mobs.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2020 08:44 AM (oVJmc)
Yeah they culturally appropriated John Skelton's (c. 1463-21 June 1529) form of poetry (aka "Skeltonic verse") aka "Rap".
Posted by: 🐧 at June 13, 2020 08:45 AM (C+evo)
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Have you tried the Texas Crutch? Plus amazingribs.com has lots of options.
https://amazingribs.com/
Posted by: Pete Seria at June 13, 2020 08:45 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 13, 2020 08:46 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 13, 2020 08:44 AM (oVJmc)
If you're in Minneapolis, you're going to get Sharia law.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2020 08:46 AM (lwiT4)
We knew the education system from K through college was pumping out commies at an alarming rate. We were told this over and over. We were told they were rewriting history and teaching Stalin's greatest hits.
Now these people are in power in such numbers that we're enjoying the fruits of their labor across the US.
Would take a backbone I don't think anyone has in order to purge this BS from our shores.
Sadly, at some point, the governments role in quelling the socialist uprising will be abdicated and that will fall back on the people.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2020 08:46 AM (+MpRO)
> Place your ribs over indirect heat at 275*
There is no possible universe in which maintaining a charcoal or wood grill at a set temperature for 4 hours is "less work" than maintaining a crock pot at a set temperature for the same amount of time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:46 AM (hKLpI)
Posted by: LASue at June 13, 2020 08:47 AM (uFuUP)
They're even levying income tax on volunteers who came from other states to help with the ChiComCrud.
That's right. Let's say you're a doc from, say, Houston, Texas, who came to New York to volunteer. Guess what? New York now considers you to have been a "resident", and you now owe New York income tax on all your income for the year, including the income you earned in Houston.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:41 AM (hKLpI)
I was about to argue about the Constitution and the IRS but then just chuckled. That's out the window, and if it's not it's so thoroughly corrupted that it's pointless to even attempt to fight it.
Then again, one can always claim to be a CHAZtopian in exile.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2020 08:47 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: LASue at June 13, 2020 08:47 AM (uFuUP)
I saw Gangrene Genitals open for Gentle Giant at the Bottom Line in '76.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2020 08:48 AM (s2VJv)
_________________
That's such crap. The music from genuine hillbillies came from the Appalachian mountain regions, where few blacks lived. Early country artists like the Carter Family came from southwest Virginia (Wise County), which was lily-white back in their day, and is still pretty solidly white even now.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 13, 2020 08:48 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 13, 2020 08:30 AM (+y/Ru)
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*clop clop clop*
*pours in gunpowder, wraps lead ball in cloth, rams it down barrel, fills pan with gunpowder, cocks hammer, pulls trigger*
BAM!
*clopclopclopclopclop*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at June 13, 2020 08:48 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2020 08:49 AM (s2VJv)
QED.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2020 08:43 AM (s2VJv)
Exactly! You should write for a blog, dude!
;0
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2020 08:49 AM (+MpRO)
Posted by: LASue
Harvey Weinstein
Posted by: JT at June 13, 2020 08:50 AM (arJlL)
> Place your ribs over indirect heat at 275*
There is no possible universe in which maintaining a charcoal or wood grill at a set temperature for 4 hours is "less work" than maintaining a crock pot at a set temperature for the same amount of time.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:46 AM (hKLpI)
Technology, baby!
Get some.
Posted by: naturalfake at June 13, 2020 08:50 AM (rTZNj)
Posted by: LASue at June 13, 2020 08:47 AM (uFuUP)
My money is on Bill Clinton.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2020 08:50 AM (+MpRO)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at June 13, 2020 08:43 AM (Dc2NZ)
I saw that and entirely agree. But perhaps it confirms his authenticity as someone on the Left.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 08:50 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 13, 2020 08:15 AM (O+I8R)
My dad got Fournier's gangrene. It was really bad, he nearly died. It has a crazy high mortality rate IIRC.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 08:50 AM (qrX0b)
A restaurant that serves chicken fingers. And fries. And chicken finger sandwiches. And cold soda.
I can't wait!! What a diverse menu, something for everyone
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 08:51 AM (vd8XM)
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Read comment # 316 above
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 13, 2020 08:51 AM (k4dH2)
My dad got Fournier's gangrene. It was really bad, he nearly died. It has a crazy high mortality rate IIRC.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 08:50 AM (qrX0b
Me: I should DuckDuckGo that.
Also me: That will end badly.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2020 08:52 AM (+MpRO)
It was only about six weeks ago that all of us here wanted a lynchin' for those Kolledge Kids who went on spring break. Things change fast, even here.
But once the ranks close, boy-howdy are they ever closed.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 13, 2020 08:52 AM (8IOEj)
If I ran the place they'd also serve chicken chili, so as to use up the unsold chicken fingers.
Carrots optional.
Posted by: Dave Thomas of Wendy's at June 13, 2020 08:52 AM (hKLpI)
That means mass executions.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2020 08:38 AM
Much that once was is lost; for none now live who remember it.
Posted by: Galadriel at June 13, 2020 08:53 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2020 08:53 AM (lwiT4)
Also me: That will end badly.
________________
It's one of those things that you're happier not knowing about.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 13, 2020 08:53 AM (k4dH2)
____________
Read comment # 316 above
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 13, 2020 08:51 AM (k4dH2)
And I thought we hit rock-bottom with "cloaca." Another reason why AOSHQ is "Award-Winning!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2020 08:54 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at June 13, 2020 08:54 AM (Dc2NZ)
Carrots optional.
Posted by: Dave Thomas of Wendy's
Sounds like a winner Dave
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 08:54 AM (vd8XM)
We have no use for your Old White People laws any more, boomer.
Posted by: Tattooed Antifa Stickboi at June 13, 2020 08:54 AM (hKLpI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2020 08:54 AM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 13, 2020 08:55 AM (TdMsT)
I chanced upon that "Country Music" documentary on PBS, and literally within seconds of my listening, the hillbilly artist was said to have taken his music from black people.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at June 13, 2020 08:37 AM
Taylor Swift is trending on Twatter, calling for state of Tennessee to take down racist statues.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 13, 2020 08:55 AM (Do5/p)
Stay strong and lovely, my pretties!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at June 13, 2020 08:54 AM (Dc2NZ)
Seizing is all the rage with these kids.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 13, 2020 08:55 AM (+MpRO)
But once the ranks close, boy-howdy are they ever closed.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 13, 2020 08:52 AM (8IOEj)
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Not me! I hailed them as freedom fighters.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at June 13, 2020 08:55 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: grammie winger
Ooooo. Those damn Priztkerlanders! Why I ota ...Hey!
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 08:55 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JT at June 13, 2020 08:55 AM (arJlL)
Also me: That will end badly.
________________
It's one of those things that you're happier not knowing about.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 13, 2020 08:53 AM (k4dH2)
Yes. Don't do it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 08:56 AM (qrX0b)
I must have missed that one.
Posted by: grammie winger at June 13, 2020 08:56 AM (lwiT4)
That's right: the rate in Missouri actually went down. Not that it was ever very high there to begin with.
Posted by: Tattooed Antifa Stickboi at June 13, 2020 08:56 AM (hKLpI)
Have a blessed day, everyone.
May no YOLO Darwin Award candidate approach your vehicle, unless you are driving a M1126 Stryker.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 13, 2020 08:56 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 13, 2020 08:55 AM (Do5/p)
Hopefully the state of Tennessee tells her to get fucked.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 08:57 AM (qrX0b)
________________
All the news that's fit to print,
And lots that really, really isn't!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 13, 2020 08:57 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: JT at June 13, 2020 08:57 AM (arJlL)
Especially any of them who happen to look like one of her old boyfriends.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:57 AM (hKLpI)
I'm hoping she wants me to drink some beer on the deck. I've been behind on that.
Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 08:58 AM (vd8XM)
Hopefully the state of Tennessee tells her to get fucked.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 08:57 AM (qrX0b)
I'd rather not be the subject of one of her songs.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2020 08:58 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free!
What are you wearing......?
Posted by: JT at June 13, 2020 08:58 AM (arJlL)
Fox ran a chyron last night showing a reporter as at the "USA/CHAZ BORDER". LOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 13, 2020 08:59 AM (6XLoz)
Have a glorious day, all. Do something that makes you happy, because there is nothing that annoys a communist more than people having fun.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:59 AM (hKLpI)
within seconds of my listening, the hillbilly artist was said to have
taken his music from black people.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta at June 13, 2020 08:37 AM
That reminds me of a scene in the Rutles where Eric Idle is interviewing this black guy who claims the Rutles stole his music. His wife cuts in and says, He's lying. He's always lying. He also claims the same thing about The Everly Brothers, Frank Sinatra, and Lawrence Welk.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 13, 2020 09:00 AM (a4xU3)
I just got a notification from FedEx...
"Friday, June 12, 2020
Previous impacts across the U.S. have subsided and FedEx is now back to standard daily operations."
So it appears that - to the insurance adjusters anyways - the danger has passed.
Posted by: Defenestratus at June 13, 2020 09:01 AM (9V81o)
years, he offers nothing to any NFL team other than SJW cred.
He could be the 3rd string QB put into the game in the waning seconds with the lead to take a knee to run out the clock.
Posted by: fly at June 13, 2020 09:01 AM (2M/TV)
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 13, 2020 09:01 AM (d9Irc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 13, 2020 08:38 AM
As sure as night following day.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 09:02 AM (H8QX8)
Especially any of them who happen to look like one of her old boyfriends.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 08:57 AM (hKLpI)
I'm going to need a concession to show good faith before negotiations start. She needs to sign this agreement stating she'll stop making shitty teenybop music.
Posted by: Vanya at June 13, 2020 09:03 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Taylor Swift at June 13, 2020 09:03 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 13, 2020 08:58 AM (mht8P)
Too later, you heartless bastard!
*sings*
Hadrian the Seventh broke my heart
Hadrian the Seventh smells like a fart
Or a Roadkill Tart
Hadrian the Seventh, you'll always be
The other six Hadrian were better lovers
Hee-hee-hee!
Welp. Another Number One hit!
Be safe everyone!
Posted by: Taylor Swift at June 13, 2020 09:04 AM (rTZNj)
Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2020 09:05 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Michigangsta
Well, Ken Burns.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 13, 2020 09:06 AM (MVR7y)
I trims hands nicely.
Posted by: creeper at June 13, 2020 09:11 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: EveR at June 13, 2020 09:15 AM (R0z7P)
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at June 13, 2020 09:48 AM (d6mdH)
Posted by: klaftern at June 13, 2020 09:53 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Tami at June 13, 2020 10:07 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Simplemind at June 13, 2020 10:09 AM (ZuGkg)
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The big green egg.
Good charcoal, loaded properly, proper vent setting. 6 hrs will hover around 225 reliably. not crock pot easy but easy.
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