"The Time Has Come," The Walrus Said, "To Talk Of Many Things: Of Shoes - And Ships - And Sealing Wax - And Pointless ONTs"

I apologize in advance for the poor quality of tonight's ONT. We're a little busy cleaning up here at stately ACE manor.


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Delete The Police!

If You Want To Know What Disbanding The Police Looks Like, Look At Mexico


Here's a little tip for all our leftist friends: Break it all down to its most basic component, and the police exist to protect criminals from society. You hear that Antifa and BLM, especially those of you that think it's a jolly good spot of fun to riot and loot? Without police, justice is served by vigilantes, and hunting season just opened and there ain't no bag limit. Yes, in a civil society, police protect us from criminals, but take them off the board and who is going to protect the criminals from us?

Related:


Don't count on the feds to pick up the slack: “Social Justice Warrior-ing” — Is That Now Taught at the FBI Academy?


The Madness Of Crowds

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Mass hysteria has been around as long as there have been humans, but with social media today, a single deadly idea can flash around the world in the blink of an eye, setting off chaos worldwide.


On Erasing History


Two from across the pond:

The pointlessness of toppling Edward Colston

These protests have nothing to do with racism


Of course it's not about racism. It's all about toppling the existing order and replacing it with something that is much worse. Remember the quote I ended last night's ONT with?

Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.

That's what all this is about.


Isetta Few Rioters Straight

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On Democrat Pandering


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There are dozens more out there. I haven't seen anyone outside the media who thought this pandering was a good idea. In fact, I haven't seen a black person yet express that they found it anything but insulting.


Not Sure If Skill Or Luck


Well Kiss My Grits And Call Me Fritz!

I am shocked! Shocked, I tell you!

Iran executes ‘high number’ of gays, says German intelligence

Christianity

You Can Be A Christian, You Can Be A Marxist, But You Can’t Be Both

Yup. The bible does not recognize the concept of collective guilt. At least not the New Testament. Don't tell these guys:

Christianity Today calls on churches to lead on reparations: ‘Repentance is not enough’

I pray that in the great by and by I'm a better person, because when I read stuff like this I get a gleam in my eye in anticipation of witnessing Matthew 7:15-23 come to fruition. That is not a very Christian way to think, but it is a very human one.

Tonight's ONT is brought to you by Ralph Wiggum:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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1 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 12, 2020 10:02 PM (arJlL)

2 Thanks, WeirdDave!

Posted by: Charles the Simple at June 12, 2020 10:02 PM (HuH1F)

3 Locked and loaded.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 10:02 PM (kQw0u)

4 coulda been a contender

Posted by: Peaches and Herb at June 12, 2020 10:02 PM (+U5Yr)

5 Thirſt!!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 12, 2020 10:02 PM (7WaWV)

6 who among us has not had a similar situation?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:03 PM (mMLSg)

7 oh god..I think I cracked a rib.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 10:03 PM (iZJ5K)

8 I have liquor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2020 10:04 PM (wPVhA)

9 Is that a MaDeuce mounted on the Fiat?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2020 10:05 PM (wPVhA)

10
WD got a preprint of ace's "Shelving and Other Home Improvements"? What makes him so special?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:05 PM (pNxlR)

11 I'm guessing the shelf glue wasn't up to code.

Posted by: BluesFish at June 12, 2020 10:05 PM (AD32I)

12 Cicero (@cicero)

Yes. The recoil alone would destroy the car.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2020 10:06 PM (u82oZ)

13 Well, f**k me. Or not.

Posted by: RI Red at June 12, 2020 10:06 PM (81P5W)

14 good evening

Posted by: wing at June 12, 2020 10:07 PM (JFzNN)

15 Evenin', fapperooskis!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

16 SKINNNNNERRRRR!
You mistook Superintendent Chalmers for Ralph Wiggam.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 10:07 PM (SfYbS)

17

NaCly, I replied at 567.

Posted by: TeeJ at June 12, 2020 10:07 PM (PNCUr)

18 Willpower from the last thread:

Evening.

If we don't hear from Ace can we reasonably assume the TV fell on his head causing a concussion resulting in memory loss and that he may very well be curled into the fetal position laying in a growing pool of his own urine?

And if that does happen would I be able to volunteer as a Cob and post a weekly, late night heavy metal thread?

Cuz, ya know, that'd be pretty fuckin' sweet.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2020 10:07 PM (EykgE)

19 I was just gonna say, that was some mighty quick photographing of Ace's TV adventures from the previous thread...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 12, 2020 10:07 PM (ZSK0i)

20 BTW, that link posted on a previous thread showing a post from an assumed ANTIFA member complaining about facing a Court Date and possible 10 years in prison...there was a question of

what does /pol/ mean.

Well, that's a header on 4 chan. When someone posts a "political" thread, that header comes up. So take the contents with a grain of salt. Still, I can't figure out an ulterior motive for posting that other than venting for getting screwed over.

Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2020 10:08 PM (2W/D4)

21 I have a zoot suit made entirely of kente cloth. I could rule Ghana in that sucker.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2020 10:08 PM (wPVhA)

22
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
No Peace, No Justice
at June 12, 2020 10:08 PM (DUIap)

23 'Night Horde !

Posted by: JT at June 12, 2020 10:09 PM (arJlL)

24 I think I may be getting through to Mrs. R that this really is the End Times. And that what people think of us just may not matter.

Posted by: RI Red at June 12, 2020 10:09 PM (81P5W)

25 ONT!!!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

26
17

NaCly, I replied at 567.

Posted by: TeeJ at June 12, 2020 10:07 PM (PNCUr)


Got the keys to ace's time machine, eh?

Your comment #567 will show up here between 4:30 and 5:30 AM, EST.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:09 PM (pNxlR)

27 Even the COBs poke Ace's infirmatives. Love the pic WD but is Ace underneath it or in the ambulance on the way to the ER?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 10:09 PM (kQw0u)

28 I apologize in advance for the poor quality of tonight's ONT. We're a little busy cleaning up here at stately ACE manor.



Laughing hysterically here

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 10:09 PM (yV60y)

29 WTF is Wakanda?

Posted by: SMH at June 12, 2020 10:10 PM (RU4sa)

30 American Top 40!

Posted by: DB- just DB, deranged balloonist at June 12, 2020 10:10 PM (iTXRQ)

31 >>a growing pool of his own urine? Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2020 10:07 PM (EykgE)

Odd."The Growing Pool."

"...and that was how he was discovered: lifeless, stiff, a moist body in a moist pool serving as a hillock or mound for the fungus which grew up, around, and over him..."

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 10:10 PM (XzT/D)

32 27
Even the COBs poke Ace's infirmatives. Love the pic WD but is Ace underneath it or in the ambulance on the way to the ER?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 10:09 PM (kQw0u)

It looks pretty flat, and I don't see any fur. I vote ambulance.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:10 PM (qrX0b)

33 Ahhhhh, civilization! It was nice while it lasted.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 12, 2020 10:11 PM (+y/Ru)

34 Well at least the acoustic guitar looked to be unscathed.
Otherwise I would have been really pissed.

Posted by: stumck at June 12, 2020 10:11 PM (uksaT)

35 So, why isn't the Democrat majority Speaker of the House an African American?

Posted by: davidt at June 12, 2020 10:11 PM (l3+k2)

36
21 I have a zoot suit made entirely of kente cloth. I could rule Ghana in that sucker.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


You could set up worldwide franchising of Ghanan Funeral Dancers and RULE THE WORLD!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:11 PM (pNxlR)

37 My man Toby keeps telling me his real name is Kunte Kinte. I mean, WTF, man?

Posted by: Ed Asner at June 12, 2020 10:11 PM (wPVhA)

38 Hay ! Barnhart has an Ace post !
Very cool

Posted by: Mccool at June 12, 2020 10:11 PM (9X4u5)

39 WTF is Wakanda?
Posted by: SMH

You take a Wakanda wild side
and the Antifa girls say "do do do da do da do"

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 10:11 PM (SfYbS)

40 >>21 I have a zoot suit made entirely of kente cloth. I could rule Ghana in that sucker. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2020 10:08 PM (wPVhA)

You'll be required to pass sentence on ask murderers.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 10:12 PM (XzT/D)

41 Wiilowed but i wonder how long it will be until sharia gets into Chaz.

Posted by: dartist at June 12, 2020 10:12 PM (K22Va)

42 You mistook Superintendent Chalmers for Ralph Wiggam.

No. No I did not.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 12, 2020 10:12 PM (Obqdi)

43 The only legitimate reason to kneel in front of a rioting crowd is to improve your firing position.

Evening roonz and roonettez, what's shakin'?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at June 12, 2020 10:12 PM (CcOog)

44 Sara Carter and Lara Logan on Laura Ingraham.


I may have a heart atttack.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 10:12 PM (iZJ5K)

45 Well, the Uprising will have to wait till tomorrow. Time for my beauty rest.

Posted by: RI Red at June 12, 2020 10:12 PM (81P5W)

46 WD, thanks for the cop and baby vid. Believe me, I was rooting for the cop and the baby, and good on the mom as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:13 PM (mMLSg)

47 I have a zoot suit made entirely of kente cloth. I could rule Ghana in that sucker.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Sounds like zoot suit riot!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 12, 2020 10:13 PM (+y/Ru)

48 I tried mounting my
tv, but it wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be.

Posted by: Gropey Joe at June 12, 2020 10:13 PM (2E8pG)

49 {{{Hrothgar}}}!!!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:13 PM (TdMsT)

50 "Grrrease me up, whoman!"

Posted by: Groundskeeper Willie at June 12, 2020 10:13 PM (iZJ5K)

51 Always amazed by the number of devil's minions masquerading as Christians. Hell, they have their own magazine.


Zero. I mean zero basis in scripture.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:14 PM (biITN)

52 evening Ladyl

Posted by: wing at June 12, 2020 10:14 PM (JFzNN)

53 My smaller television just killed itself, as well.

*bows head at silly picture*

...and I couldn't care less.

*punchline!*

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 12, 2020 10:14 PM (Ckg4U)

54
29 WTF is Wakanda?
Posted by: SMH at June 12, 2020 10:10 PM (RU4sa)


The mythological African civilization / paradise at the center of the Marvel Cinematic Universe's "Black Panther" movie.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:14 PM (pNxlR)

55 While Ace is busy with the Haldon Large Screen Collides with Floor'er, I've been out re-working the front porch and stairs for a fresh coat of stain n' paint.

Less than two years since building 'em, and that paint hasn't weathered worth a damn. I used primer on the raw wood, and two coats of Sherwin-Williams exterior latex.

So, a lot of sanding a few tubes of polyurethane caulk, and a half a can of wood putty, and I expect to start getting paint going on by Sunday.

I think tonight's going to be a Vodka night. Russian Standard that's been in the freezer since before Christmas.

@ Weird Dave. Kudos to reacting so quickly to Ace's TV project. That first picture is wry understatement of the highest order.

Cheers, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2020 10:14 PM (QzJWU)

56 Ludwig, the joke is that Ralph calls him "Super Nintendo Chalmers" once.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 12, 2020 10:15 PM (icI8A)

57 what does /pol/ mean.

Well, that's a header on 4 chan. When someone posts a "political" thread, that header comes up. So take the contents with a grain of salt.

Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2020 10:08 PM (2W/D4)

Heh! Well, everything on /pol/ either starts with, or quickly degenerates into, rampant antisemitism so...big huge ginormous motherfucking grain of salt.

That said, still a fun place.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2020 10:15 PM (EykgE)

58 I enjoyed Black Panther. I really want a pair of those Puma claws the hot sister wears.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:15 PM (biITN)

59 The mythological African civilization / paradise at the center of the Marvel Cinematic Universe's "Black Panther" movie.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:14 PM (pNxlR)

---

oh

Posted by: SMH at June 12, 2020 10:15 PM (RU4sa)

60 Dear {{{Ladyl}}}

I am battling Verizon's DSL "service" so I through I'd better get this in before I lose internet again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:15 PM (mMLSg)

61 That Hungarian technical looks rather badass, if you ask me...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 12, 2020 10:15 PM (7WaWV)

62 Ludwig, the joke is that Ralph calls him "Super Nintendo Chalmers" once.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too

Now I get it. I get things.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 10:16 PM (SfYbS)

63 On that note, I need to go back to my home planet like Poochie.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 12, 2020 10:16 PM (icI8A)

64 Sounds like zoot suit riot!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 12, 2020 10:13 PM (+y/Ru)

RIOT! Throw back a bottle of beer...

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:16 PM (qrX0b)

65 25 ONT!!!
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

LADYL!!!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

66 Slap!

I forgot to email you this morning. *hangs head*

How are you doing?

Posted by: SMH at June 12, 2020 10:16 PM (RU4sa)

67 WTF is Wakanda?
Posted by: SMH at June 12, 2020 10:10 PM (RU4sa)

The mythological African civilization / paradise at the center of the Marvel Cinematic Universe's "Black Panther" movie.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Where Tank Abrams won the election.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 12, 2020 10:16 PM (+y/Ru)

68 I have a zoot suit made entirely of kente cloth. I could rule Ghana in that sucker. Posted by: Cicero
----------

Can you casket-dance? That would cinch the deal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 12, 2020 10:17 PM (bc+R5)

69 >>The mythological African civilization
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:14 PM (pNxlR)

This is racist. you have been reported to the authorities.

Pack two days' worth of clothing and prepare for an afternoon of illiterate interrogation by two fools dressed as sentient humans.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 10:17 PM (XzT/D)

70 The counterattack by the Silent Majority better start soon. It's getting perilously late in the day. Are there not enough of us left?

Is THAT why there's no backlash?

Posted by: mnw at June 12, 2020 10:17 PM (Cssks)

71 Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX


Sir!
I am a fan. I need to restain my deck. Poly-based stain but with lots of PT wood repairs etc.

Any thoughts on how long to wait before re-staining/initially staining repairs?

When is that PT wood dried out enough to accept stain and poly?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 10:18 PM (iZJ5K)

72 "The acceptance of the concept of ancestral guilt is a guarantee that nothing but vengeance will survive into the future."
-Posted by "Poster Child" on another website.

I felt that this was poignant, but I'm just a guy with a keyboard.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 12, 2020 10:18 PM (Ckg4U)

73 prepare for an afternoon of illiterate interrogation by two fools dressed as sentient humans.
Posted by: Zod

Oh man! Not another HR conference.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 10:19 PM (SfYbS)

74 Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2020 10:14 PM (QzJWU)

JSND: I don't think primer on raw wood is gonna do it, think you need to let it age a bit and dry out, preferably for a season. It will still be there next year is my attitude!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:19 PM (mMLSg)

75 {{SMH}}! Did the package arrive?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 12, 2020 10:19 PM (dUJdY)

76 I think I've spotted a tuft of fur under that TV.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2020 10:19 PM (Z4rgH)

77 Thanks for another fun ONT, WeirdDave!

Finally, some *good* news:

Yesterday, we got to visit my MIL, who's been in lockdown at her Assisted Living facility since early March.

Supposed to have only a 1/2 hour, but because no one was scheduled after us, we got almost 1 1/2 - WooHoo!

Her short term memory continues to degrade, but was a wonderful visit nonetheless.

Baruch HaShem!

Posted by: ibguy at June 12, 2020 10:19 PM (EHVbt)

78 I'd like to caption the first pic of the smashed flatscreen tv:

"That awkward moment when you need Police to murder another black man"

Posted by: Fen at June 12, 2020 10:19 PM (TNHVJ)

79 >>72 "The acceptance of the concept of ancestral guilt is a guarantee that nothing but vengeance will survive into the future." -Posted by "Poster Child" on another website.

Vicarious redemption is similarly dumb and cowardly.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 10:20 PM (XzT/D)

80 I tried mounting my
tv, but it wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be.


Why did I laugh at that?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 12, 2020 10:20 PM (dUJdY)

81 Yes it did, Jewells, thank you for the extras!

The girls are gonna love them!

Posted by: SMH at June 12, 2020 10:20 PM (RU4sa)

82 Do you think that semi driver was sweating between stopping and gunning it? He/she made the right call.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 12, 2020 10:21 PM (4thlk)

83 When is that PT wood dried out enough to accept stain and poly?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 10:18 PM (iZJ5K)


Five dollars worth of advice:


Get a glass of water and sprinkle drops on a piece of PT wood. If it beads up, it's not dried yet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:21 PM (biITN)

84 Ace really is the Rodney Dangerfield of bloggers.

No respect

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 10:21 PM (KZzsI)

85 Posted by: ibguy at June 12, 2020 10:19 PM (EHVbt)

Great to hear something going right for a change!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:22 PM (mMLSg)

86 Acc. to Brad Parscale, over 300,000 tickets already for Trump's MAGA rally in Tulsa.

That's what, 1000x the population of the nation of CHAZ?

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 10:22 PM (jacU8)

87 Picture number one: Gorilla glue.
Picture B with moving truck: damn fine trailer hitch.

Posted by: huerfano at June 12, 2020 10:22 PM (9dnxb)

88 We sit. We wait. Pundits pontificate. Politicians stick their finger in the air. Hmm....

Camarón que se duerme se lo lleva la corriente.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 10:22 PM (kQw0u)

89 60 Dear {{{Ladyl}}}

I am battling Verizon's DSL "service" so I through I'd better get this in before I lose internet again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:15 PM (mMLSg)

________________________________

Strangely comforting to hear that. I have exactly the same issue with Verizon DSL...It's frustrating....and it's at their end, if your problems are the same as mine. THey subcontract their hubs, and some of them are less capable than others....When they switch out to a bad hub there is too much noise on the line and it loses sync. So it will connect and disconnect on an off for a period of time.

I've actually documented this for them with a tracert showing the increased line noise (and corresponding latency)...and they don't care. I'm screwed, because it's the only provider I can use other than satellite.

Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2020 10:22 PM (2W/D4)

90 7
oh god..I think I cracked a rib.


Posted by: at June 12, 2020 10:03 PM (iZJ5K)


Fell a while back and didn't know I cracked a couple of ribs until they showed up on a pet-scan done for other purposes. Just a little sore.

Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 10:23 PM (ofIwF)

91 Get a glass of water and sprinkle drops on a piece of PT wood. If it beads up, it's not dried yet.

Posted by: AlaBAMA



AH. Perfect. Great advice. So does sanding make a difference? Can you improve absorption with sufficient sanding?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 10:23 PM (iZJ5K)

92 WTF is Wakanda?
Posted by: SMH at June 12, 2020 10:10 PM (RU4sa)

Prince T'Challa's home.

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2020 10:23 PM (zr5Kq)

93 lol SMH.. I was worried I crammed everything in there hoping it would all arrive intact!

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 12, 2020 10:23 PM (dUJdY)

94 I think the reason there's been no, "Silent Majority", backlash is where these riots and such are being engineered.
There are damn few conservatives in Seattle and western WA. Portland? Nope. Minneapolis? Not a chance. All of these events have been executed in deep blue states and cities. So, locally outnumbered. See also the fact that conservatives in the outlying areas are not going to go in and rescue Seattle. The city and county is in enemy hands, has been for decades. The general feeling is, let them eat each other. I'll protect me and mine but I'll not be doing either jack or shit for the bprogs who voted for it.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 12, 2020 10:23 PM (d9Irc)

95 Big #woke OOPSIE today by Lady A formerly known as Lady Antebellum.

The hipster country act wanted to show their wokeness and their shame of having the name of the pre-Civil War period and changed their name to Lady A, and announced to the world their #wokeness

Turns out they were exercising their White Privilege because there's a black woman singer who's been using that name for the last 20 years..

https://tinyurl.com/ya4xjbh3

Should change their name to Fat Lady and Two Ghey Hipsters

Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:23 PM (qAR6u)

96 86 Acc. to Brad Parscale, over 300,000 tickets already for Trump's MAGA rally in Tulsa.

That's what, 1000x the population of the nation of CHAZ?

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 10:22 PM (jacU


Think I saw where it was already 200,000 earlier this afternoon!

Gonna be an early night for Drumpf!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:24 PM (mMLSg)

97 85 Hrothgar

Thank you!

Posted by: ibguy at June 12, 2020 10:24 PM (EHVbt)

98 "Sir! I am a fan. I need to restain my deck. Poly-based stain but with lots of PT wood repairs etc.
Any thoughts on how long to wait before re-staining/initially staining repairs?
When is that PT wood dried out enough to accept stain and poly?
"
-Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 10:18 PM (iZJ5K)

I'd go with a water-based stain, so as to allow the deck to be rewashed every three years.

You'll find that the shadier areas could use a little "touch-up" every two years, considering if they are stairs. You'll slip on those, amigo.

If you have to sand your deck, it closes the grains and that is going to SUCK.

I disagree with Jim on minor points, but he sent me a Gold Plated Babe Ruth Baseball Card.

...what the fuck do I know?

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 12, 2020 10:24 PM (Ckg4U)

99 {{{Insom}}}


{{{Slap}}}

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

100 WTF is Wakanda?
Posted by: SMH at June 12, 2020 10:10 PM (RU4sa)

They built the Wall.

Also an invisible force field.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2020 10:25 PM (wDlHK)

101 Starship Troopers is on. Denise Richards is a terrible actress.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:25 PM (qrX0b)

102 That shelf was designed and implemented to hold the weight of 20 Precious (or Tragic) Moments figurines.

Posted by: klaftern at June 12, 2020 10:25 PM (RuIsu)

103 H. Perfect. Great advice. So does sanding make a difference? Can you improve absorption with sufficient sanding?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 10:23 PM (iZJ5K)


Negative. If you sand wet wood, you'll just burr it up. Use the water bead test or press a screw driver into a scrap piece. If moisture comes up out of the wood, it still needs to dry.

Sanding won't pull the water out. Only Mother Nature or a kiln.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:25 PM (biITN)

104 That's what, 1000x the population of the nation of CHAZ?

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 10:22 PM (jacU

Counting the CHAZers who go home to mom's place for some chow and a shower, charge their phones, and ask mom for some money

Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:25 PM (qAR6u)

105 That first picture made me laugh.

I needed a laugh, thanks, Dave.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 12, 2020 10:25 PM (HabA/)

106 WTF is Wakanda?

fictional country from the Marvel Universe where the Black Panther originates, a kingdom in deepest Africa that has been hidden away from the world for centuries. Has a special mineral found nowhere else on earth for some reason that has given them incredible technological possibilities.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 10:25 PM (KZzsI)

107 AH. Perfect. Great advice. So does sanding make a difference? Can you improve absorption with sufficient sanding?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 10:23 PM (iZJ5K)


If the wood has not tried out yet, sanding doesn't help!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:25 PM (mMLSg)

108
When we moved into this place Lo! Over twenty years ago, Mrs. Krebs replaced all shelving in all the closets with wire shelving and did a great job, too. (Me? I was assigned to remove the drywall ceiling in the basement -- believe me, I got the worse deal).

Fast forward about four years and in the middle of one night there is this tremendous crash from a closet across our bedroom. Hers, as it so happened. She is panicking next to me in the bed, "What was that? What was that?" Without pausing for even a second (and knowing how she had gone all pack rat since we moved in), I said, "That was your closet -- you overloaded the shelves and they collapsed."

I was right, of course, but I was wrong, too, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:26 PM (pNxlR)

109 [i[WTF is Wakanda?
Posted by: SMH at June 12, 2020 10:10 PM (RU4sa)

It is a fictional African country that is so woke that it excludes all other ethnicities by means of walls, armed guards, and public tribunals.

But they do a lot of chanting and street theater level of masked interpretive dance

Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 10:26 PM (WyVLE)

110 That's what, 1000x the population of the nation of CHAZ?

Posted by: t-bird

Chazistanis are not numerous, but they are a proud people.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 10:26 PM (SfYbS)

111

Jim,,, two words,,,

Benjamin Moore

We gone, bye-bye

Posted by: TeeJ at June 12, 2020 10:26 PM (PNCUr)

112 Does.it improve the news.when.a.TV is in that position?

Posted by: MantuaBill at June 12, 2020 10:26 PM (tr21G)

113 Glad you could still compose an ONT after that mishap, Dave

I would have sat down, said fuck the world, and numbed myself with medication

Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:27 PM (qAR6u)

114 "The acceptance of the concept of ancestral guilt is a guarantee that nothing but vengeance will survive into the future."
-Posted by "Poster Child" on another website.

Well, I know that I'm making a list and checking it twice.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 12, 2020 10:27 PM (+y/Ru)

115 Pelosi and her friends are such losers. They should have done the Ghana pall bearers dance. That would have been especially effective since the left had that spectacular funeral for St. George celebrating his being a career criminal.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 12, 2020 10:27 PM (+lVUW)

116 Pelosi wants to hijack all of the vibranium reserves so she can fashion dildos and ride out this COVID isolation.

Posted by: Fritz at June 12, 2020 10:27 PM (95j/9)

117 101 Starship Troopers is on. Denise Richards is a terrible actress.

SHe was totally convincing as a nuclear... heh.. nuclear scientist he he he heh um nuclear scientist in BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 10:27 PM (KZzsI)

118 {{Ladyl}} how are ya my dear?

Posted by: Jewells45 at June 12, 2020 10:27 PM (dUJdY)

119 I'm not sure, Christianity Today, what exactly I have to repent for.

Posted by: Vanya at June 12, 2020 10:27 PM (BAsqb)

120 Big #woke OOPSIE today by Lady A formerly known as Lady Antebellum.

The hipster country act wanted to show their wokeness and their shame of having the name of the pre-Civil War period and changed their name to Lady A, and announced to the world their #wokeness

Turns out they were exercising their White Privilege because there's a black woman singer who's been using that name for the last 20 years..

https://tinyurl.com/ya4xjbh3

Should change their name to Fat Lady and Two Ghey Hipsters
Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:23 PM (qAR6u)

Antebellum simply means, "Before the war."

I think they should change their name to Trans-Lady Antebellum since the group is two-thirds male.

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2020 10:27 PM (wDlHK)

121 I do not think mounting your tv is a good objective or endeavor. The tv is not really going to respond the way you would want it to.
Hey. It is Friday night and I am planning my route to the Texas MoMe.

Posted by: SnailRacer at June 12, 2020 10:27 PM (ntIXd)

122 60 Dear {{{Ladyl}}}

I am battling Verizon's DSL "service" so I through I'd better get this in before I lose internet again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:15 PM (mMLSg)



I've had internet problems for weeks now.

And suddenly am having problems live-streaming.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

123 101 Starship Troopers is on. Denise Richards is a terrible actress.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:25 PM (qrX0b)

Yep. And she didn't even show her tits.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

124 That Isetta is great, but will it carry two people and a big ol' gun?

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 10:28 PM (n/x6m)

125 97 85 Hrothgar
Thank you!
Posted by: ibguy at June 12, 2020 10:24 PM (EHVbt)


My pleasure, and I am glad your road seems to be a little bit easier for a change!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:28 PM (mMLSg)

126 SHe was totally convincing as a nuclear... heh.. nuclear scientist he he he heh um nuclear scientist in BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 10:27 PM (KZzsI)

Let's be honest. Her acting breasts... I mean her acting chops aren't what got her there.

Posted by: Vanya at June 12, 2020 10:28 PM (BAsqb)

127 Helloween - Before The War

https://youtu.be/mSXIncNMlx8

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2020 10:28 PM (wDlHK)

128 ..Any thoughts on how long to wait before re-staining/initially staining repairs?

When is that PT wood dried out enough to accept stain and poly?


Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 10:18 PM (iZJ5K)




The Polyurethane caulk will need at least a week to cure and out-gas, before hitting it with paint. I failed to remember that before I hit "POST", but I remember it now. Paint it too soon, and the bubbles formed under the paint tend to ruin things, there. The wood-putty can be painted the next day.

I'm not using a conventional stain on the deck. Just Thompson's Timber Oil. It adds a depth and richness to the wood that's a sight to behold, but you're gonna have to pressure wash and re-oil every two years.

*** break ***

..JSND: I don't think primer on raw wood is gonna do it, think you need to let it age a bit and dry out, preferably for a season. It will still be there next year is my attitude!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:19 PM (mMLSg)




You're nominally correct, but unless you get a coat of something on the new lumber here within about 30 days of the build, you'll be filling more splits in the wood than you ever thought possible.

The sun here on the Texas Gulf Coast is extra challenging to unpainted lumber.

I've already pressure washed it all, cut out any areas of bad caulk, defeated one minor carpenter ant invasion, and have it most all prepped for paint, again.

When I'm done with the porch & stairs, then I get to carry on with doing the rest of the exterior, until I've done the whole house.

Yay.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2020 10:29 PM (QzJWU)

129 Pressure-treated wood needs to have its grains opened every now-and-again.

Talk to your Wife. She'll tell you.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 12, 2020 10:29 PM (Ckg4U)

130 Thanks for the wood advice, ya'll ! Have a great weekend!

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization at June 12, 2020 10:29 PM (iZJ5K)

131 The Spazians are a dirty people.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2020 10:29 PM (yQpMk)

132 Counting the CHAZers who go home to mom's place for some chow and a shower, charge their phones, and ask mom for some money
Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:25 PM (qAR6u)

That's what's kinda pissing me off. If they get to leave Retard Nation, then they don't have to live with the consequences. Seattle is indulging brats who want to play forts and pretend they're Che for a day.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 12, 2020 10:29 PM (HabA/)

133 >>123 101 Starship Troopers is on. Denise Richards is a terrible actress. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:25 PM (qrX0b)

The queen spider was wise. "Her? Suck her brains out? You're kidding--she's a focking dolt. Give me the unintelligent man instead."

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 10:29 PM (XzT/D)

134 Ace is fine. TV was installed successfully. He had Value Rite pudding Amazon'd in and he was all set to binge watch Cops and Paw Patrol!.

He's just not in a very good place right now.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 12, 2020 10:29 PM (oAY8z)

135 ibguy,

That's so great! Mr. S got to see his mom on Wednesday for the first time since February. She lives in a townhouse, but the facility is super vigilant.

Today, he went back to Dallas to bring our youngest down for a visit and was also able to see our son, who's undergoing treatment for throat cancer, for just a little.
Meant so much to us both.

Posted by: Sal at June 12, 2020 10:29 PM (bo8pf)

136 123 101 Starship Troopers is on. Denise Richards is a terrible actress.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:25 PM (qrX0b)

Yep. And she didn't even show her tits.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 10:27 PM (NWiLs


Yeah, but the rest of the chicks did.

And Denise made up for it later.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:29 PM (biITN)

137 42 You mistook Superintendent Chalmers for Ralph Wiggam.

No. No I did not.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 12, 2020 10:12 PM (Obqdi)

------------------------------

"Hi, SuperNintendo Chalmers!"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 12, 2020 10:30 PM (CAJOC)

138 Has anyone noticed that Raz of CHAZ being such a badass has no gang muscle around him? It's a handful of Antifa boys he handed some guns to.

I don't know the Seattle streets, but I would imagine if he's in territory considered "belonging" to an actual gang, likely Mexican, his days on earth are numbered

Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:30 PM (qAR6u)

139 Anyone who doubts Denise Richards' acting ability has never seen Wild Things.
I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 10:30 PM (SfYbS)

140 That's what's kinda pissing me off. If they get to leave Retard Nation, then they don't have to live with the consequences. Seattle is indulging brats who want to play forts and pretend they're Che for a day.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 12, 2020 10:29 PM (HabA/)

^THIS

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:30 PM (qrX0b)

141 Browsed and signed up for the free month of Acorn TV. It looks to be the mirror opposite of what woke Hollywood is pushing, and if true, I will be paying a total of 6 bucks a month for streaming.

Posted by: Bareback Jazzhands at June 12, 2020 10:30 PM (BdpWC)

142 -
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Ludwig, the joke is that Ralph calls him "Super Nintendo Chalmers" once.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 12, 2020 10:15 PM-
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I consider that line to be the high-water mark of simpsons humor. It made me laugh.
-


Posted by: irright at June 12, 2020 10:31 PM (RVcmP)

143 Turns out they were exercising their White Privilege because there's a black woman singer who's been using that name for the last 20 years..

-
Was Dump Krunt taken?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 12, 2020 10:31 PM (+y/Ru)

144 I've had internet problems for weeks now.
And suddenly am having problems live-streaming.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)


What's live streaming?

At least to Verizon's credit, they recognized I had just recently made a trouble call and got me to a competent tech so I was only on the phone for an hour and fifteen minutes before I (temporarily) got service restored. But, I have already rebooted the router twice today. The tech is going to monitor the link and call back tomorrow!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:32 PM (mMLSg)

145 What the World Needs Now, Is Boobs, Sweet Boobs

Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:32 PM (qAR6u)

146 101 Starship Troopers is on. Denise Richards is a terrible actress.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:25 PM (qrX0b)

I bet she can fake on hell of an orgasm.

Posted by: Bareback Jazzhands at June 12, 2020 10:32 PM (BdpWC)

147 Pretty active T-storm going on to the SW of me. I've seen cloud-to-ground strikes, and many, many intra-cloud strikes. "Strobe clouds."

If this keeps up, I may get knocked off the air.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 10:32 PM (xpBqb)

148 You Dare to question Raz of CHAZ?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 12, 2020 10:32 PM (oAY8z)

149 70 The counterattack by the Silent Majority better start soon. It's getting perilously late in the day. Are there not enough of us left?

Is THAT why there's no backlash?
Posted by: mnw at June 12, 2020 10:17 PM (Cssks)

No, there's plenty of us, more than enough. We are unorganized, unlike the Cossacks in your hash.

Posted by: clutch at June 12, 2020 10:33 PM (9UmRs)

150
The mythological African civilization
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:14 PM (pNxlR)

This is racist. you have been reported to the authorities.


Point out where it is on a map.

I'll wait ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:33 PM (pNxlR)

151 Well played with the Super Nintendo Chalmers.

Well played sir.

Posted by: pilot141 at June 12, 2020 10:33 PM (6BWi0)

152 CHAZ HANDS!!!! cha cha cha.

Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2020 10:34 PM (2W/D4)

153 I live in NorthEast Ohio, so the decks I treat are different from Texas decks. The drying of the wood is much different in that climate.

...I'd still use a water-based stain, however.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 12, 2020 10:34 PM (Ckg4U)

154 So where are the feminists to take on the men in CHAZ that are raping women?

West Side Story! Jets vs Sharks!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:34 PM (biITN)

155 That first picture is hilarious and timely. How was the mantle attached to the wall? It almost looks like with glue and caulking.

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 10:34 PM (8DRUP)

156 Denise Roberts always looked like someone's early attempt at a cute CGI girl. Not quite... real, somehow

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 10:34 PM (KZzsI)

157 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yd5ful84

https://tinyurl.com/y6vvyfzq

https://tinyurl.com/y9fbqhzx

https://tinyurl.com/yd6ygcnp

https://tinyurl.com/y787s9ra

Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:34 PM (qAR6u)

158 Is that a MaDeuce mounted on the Fiat?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2020 10:05 PM (wPVhA)

Fiat? Whatchu talkin' bout, Willis? There there is a gen-u-wine BMW Isetta.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 10:35 PM (xpBqb)

159 Point out where it is on a map.

I'll wait ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:33 PM (pNxlR)

To be fair, Dr. Doom was ruler of 'Latveria', which doesn't exist either.

Posted by: Vanya at June 12, 2020 10:35 PM (BAsqb)

160 Despite the insistence of the protesters, getting rid of law enforcement won't usher in a more just or equitable order. But it will invite new arrangements for security, as it did in Mexico. These arrangements, however well-intentioned, will fall prey to the same corruption and unaccountability as the forces they replace, especially if the underlying causes of societal decay are left to fester.

Well-intentioned? Bullshit.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 12, 2020 10:35 PM (EgshT)

161 It's good to be the King.

https://tinyurl.com/ycr34uc8

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 12, 2020 10:35 PM (w7KSn)

162 155 That first picture is hilarious and timely. How was the mantle attached to the wall? It almost looks like with glue and caulking.
Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 10:34 PM (8DRUP)''

-------------------------------

Double-sided FlexTape FTW!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 12, 2020 10:35 PM (CAJOC)

163 Starship Troopers is on. Denise Richards is a terrible actress.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:25 PM (qrX0b)



I bet she can fake on hell of an orgasm.


She never has with me.

Probably because I've never met her.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 12, 2020 10:35 PM (SchxB)

164 ...The tech is going to monitor the link and call back tomorrow!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:32 PM



"The tech" is always monitoring the link...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 12, 2020 10:35 PM (7WaWV)

165
No, there's plenty of us, more than enough. We are unorganized, unlike the Cossacks in your hash.
Posted by: clutch at June 12, 2020 10:33 PM (9UmRs)

No backlash because the GOP Establishment is a bunch of gutless wonders. Where's the pushback against monuments being destroyed?

They still live in mortal fear of being called racists.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 12, 2020 10:36 PM (HabA/)

166 Denise Richards banged Charlie Sheen.

She can't be that bright.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:36 PM (biITN)

167 38 Thank you for mentioning the Barnhardt post!

Posted by: Oblivious at June 12, 2020 10:36 PM (7xOZU)

168 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/y8kroz2t

https://tinyurl.com/yd2pkld2

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https://tinyurl.com/yd3f5mrb

https://tinyurl.com/y9y22w7b

Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:36 PM (qAR6u)

169 "Well-intentioned? Bullshit."
-Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 12, 2020 10:35 PM (EgshT)

They're Communists. That's what they do.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 12, 2020 10:36 PM (Ckg4U)

170 I have a zoot suit made entirely of kente cloth. I could rule Ghana in that sucker.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2020 10:08 PM (wPVhA)

Would panty liners made of that material be Kunta Kente?

(denounces self)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 10:36 PM (xpBqb)

171 Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:30 PM (qrX0b)

The only people allowed to leave CHAZ should be required to have a valid Washington State ID with a resident address within the CHAZ area!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:37 PM (mMLSg)

172 161 It's good to be the King.

https://tinyurl.com/ycr34uc8
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 12, 2020 10:35 PM (w7KSn)

Refraining from bathing? Yeccch.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:37 PM (qrX0b)

173 >>I bet she can fake on hell of an orgasm.

If the gimp-mask and duct tape are properly arrayed, the orgasm is inconsequential, fake or no.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 10:38 PM (XzT/D)

174 Over at Powerline, there's a story about a bunch of volunteers who turned a Sheridan Inn in Minneapolis into homeless housing. Turned out just as you might expect.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 12, 2020 10:38 PM (CAJOC)

175 Ace, save your receipt! You may have to take the TV back for "imbalance".

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 10:38 PM (n/x6m)

176
Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2020 10:29 PM (QzJWU)


And in all that, folks, is the reason I used Trex when I redid the deck at our place on the marsh in Sussex County coming up on sixteen years ago. Wash it with deck cleaner once each year and, "done!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:39 PM (pNxlR)

177 Perhaps Lady Antebellum used that name because frontlady Hillary Scott shares her name with a rather prolific porn star

Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:39 PM (qAR6u)

178 https://tinyurl.com/y6vvyfzq

Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:34 PM



Bint 2b looks like Kayleigh McEnany!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 12, 2020 10:39 PM (7WaWV)

179 166 Denise Richards banged Charlie Sheen.

She can't be that bright.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:36 PM (biITN)

Procreated with him, even.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:39 PM (qrX0b)

180 Gravity is a stone cold bitch.

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 12, 2020 10:39 PM (w7KSn)

181 No backlash because the GOP Establishment is a bunch of gutless wonders. Where's the pushback against monuments being destroyed?
They still live in mortal fear of being called racists.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 12, 2020 10:36 PM (HabA/)


To be fair, the GOP Establishment has an aversion to actually doing their jobs!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:39 PM (mMLSg)

182 If you want to see where electrical storms are brewing you can check here:

http://en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=30

Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 10:39 PM (WyVLE)

183 Can you imagine the smell right now in that commie hell hole? Ripe BO, patchouli and pot.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:39 PM (biITN)

184 I hate to tell Christianity Today, but we are all still slaves, and all of ours and their works are filthy rags.

Our sin is against God and God only.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 12, 2020 10:40 PM (t095k)

185 {{{{Horde}}}}

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 12, 2020 10:40 PM (/UQ/R)

186 Denise Richards banged Charlie Sheen.

She can't be that bright.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Or healthy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 12, 2020 10:40 PM (+y/Ru)

187 Bint 2b looks like Kayleigh McEnany!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 12, 2020 10:39 PM (7WaWV)

I guess the 'rons are going to be gone for a while...

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:40 PM (qrX0b)

188 What's live streaming?

At least to Verizon's credit, they recognized I had just recently made a trouble call and got me to a competent tech so I was only on the phone for an hour and fifteen minutes before I (temporarily) got service restored. But, I have already rebooted the router twice today. The tech is going to monitor the link and call back tomorrow!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:32 PM (mMLSg)


I live stream tv instead of using cable. I started having problems about 6weeks ago. Router and modem are fine. I'm suddenly not getting strong enough wireless in my family room.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

189 CHAZ needs a national mascot and that Oakland tiger on the loose- who's hungry- needs a home...

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 10:40 PM (ZS2+d)

190 It's good to be the King.

https://tinyurl.com/ycr34uc8
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large

He can call himself Nature Boy, but he ain't the man cuz he never beat the man!
WOOOOOOOO

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 10:40 PM (SfYbS)

191 Procreated with him, even.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:39 PM (qrX0b)

Jennifer Garner and...

Ben Affleck.

?????????????

Maybe he's packing a Pringles can, but besides that I dunno, man.

Posted by: Vanya at June 12, 2020 10:40 PM (BAsqb)

192 {{{WDS}}}

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

193 And in all that, folks, is the reason I used Trex when I redid the deck at our place on the marsh in Sussex County coming up on sixteen years ago. Wash it with deck cleaner once each year and, "done!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:39 PM (pNxlR)

Sussex County New Jersey? That's where I grew up

Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:40 PM (qAR6u)

194 If you want to see where electrical storms are brewing you can check here:

http://en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=30


That is so cool. Florida's having a party right now.

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 10:42 PM (Ypqc1)

195 And in all that, folks, is the reason I used Trex when I redid the deck at our place on the marsh in Sussex County coming up on sixteen years ago. Wash it with deck cleaner once each year and, "done!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:39 PM (pNxlR)

--------------------------------

We're going to have to redo our deck. I'm looking at Trex and similar products.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 12, 2020 10:42 PM (CAJOC)

196
To be fair, Dr. Doom was ruler of 'Latveria', which doesn't exist either.
Posted by: Vanya at June 12, 2020 10:35 PM (BAsqb)


To be fair, THEY'RE COMIC BOOKS.

But the MCU films all are documentaries. Go figure.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:42 PM (pNxlR)

197 Over at Powerline, there's a story about a bunch of volunteers who turned a Sheridan Inn in Minneapolis into homeless housing. Turned out just as you might expect.

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Anticpitalist utopia?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 12, 2020 10:42 PM (+y/Ru)

198 She never has with me.

Probably because I've never met her.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 12, 2020 10:35 PM (SchxB)


Give it time !

Posted by: Adriane the Classical Music Critic ... at June 12, 2020 10:42 PM (LPnfS)

199 Weird celeb hook ups?


No one will ever, ever top Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:43 PM (biITN)

200
Sussex County New Jersey? That's where I grew up
Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:40 PM (qAR6u)


De La Warr

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:43 PM (pNxlR)

201 What are they gonna say about Raz when this is gone, man?

Will they he was a kind man?

He had plans.

He had wisdom, man?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 12, 2020 10:44 PM (oAY8z)

202 No one will ever, ever top Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Mira Sorvino and Quintin Tarantino

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 10:44 PM (SfYbS)

203 fictional country from the Marvel Universe where the Black Panther originates, a kingdom in deepest Africa that has been hidden away from the world for centuries. Has a special mineral found nowhere else on earth for some reason that has given them incredible technological possibilities.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 10:25 PM (KZzsI)

When you think about it, that is racist as Hell. Wakanda is modern and prosperous because of dumb shithouse luck. Brains and hard work don't enter into it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 10:44 PM (xpBqb)

204 Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 10:39 PM (WyVLE)

That's cool, Kindltot! Thanks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:44 PM (qrX0b)

205 I'm suddenly not getting strong enough wireless in my family room.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)


I added a range extender to my network, and it seemed to help (that is it helped when the Verizon link was operating)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:44 PM (mMLSg)

206
No one will ever, ever top Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:43 PM (biITN)


Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton

* mic drop *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:45 PM (pNxlR)

207 Lyle Lovett people.

Lyle Lovett.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:45 PM (biITN)

208 No one will ever, ever top Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:43 PM (biITN)

A mare and a stallion . Seemed appropriate.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 10:45 PM (2DOZq)

209 But the MCU films all are documentaries. Go figure.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:42 PM (pNxlR)

The MCU is professional wrestling done via CGI, except without the extensive backgrounds and compelling characters. The only difference is nobody in an MCU movie has hit anyone in the face with a folding chair... Yet.

Posted by: Vanya at June 12, 2020 10:45 PM (BAsqb)

210 I am battling Verizon's DSL "service" so I through I'd better get this in before I lose internet again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!


I commiserate with you. I had to change my Apple ID for some reason. So my iphone decided not to accept my passcode. I have fairly simple directions for resetting it, but that involves downloading new iphone "stuff", which takes too long. Iphone pusses out before it's done. Sooooo, I have to find a time when my wifi downloads fast enough.

Oh, and the lovely Apple store is shut down because of the Chinese Cooties. When I called support I told the nice lady that I was angry about the store shut down, and she said, "A lot of people are."

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 12, 2020 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

211 199 Weird celeb hook ups?


No one will ever, ever top Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:43 PM (biITN)

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Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 12, 2020 10:46 PM (CAJOC)

212 >>No one will ever, ever top Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:43 PM (biITN)

Bruce Jenner and Kim Kardashian's mouth.

Check. And mate.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 10:46 PM (XzT/D)

213 Brains and hard work don't enter into it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 10:44 PM (xpBqb)


Let's not overthink this idyllic scenario, ok?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:46 PM (mMLSg)

214 If you want to see where electrical storms are brewing you can check here:

http://en.blitzortung.org/live_lightning_maps.php?map=30

That is so cool. Florida's having a party right now.



Windy.com is quite a bit of fun that way as well.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 12, 2020 10:46 PM (ZSK0i)

215 Bob Goldthwait and Nikki Cox.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:46 PM (qrX0b)

216 How was the mantle attached to the wall? It almost looks like with glue and caulking.

mantlepiece ...

Posted by: Adriane the Classical Music Critic ... at June 12, 2020 10:46 PM (LPnfS)

217 Have we been forgotten?

Posted by: John & Yoko at June 12, 2020 10:46 PM (wDlHK)

218 >>Mira Sorvino Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 10:44 PM (SfYbS)

Boss stems.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 10:47 PM (XzT/D)

219 ..I live in NorthEast Ohio, so the decks I treat are different from Texas decks. The drying of the wood is much different in that climate.

...I'd still use a water-based stain, however.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 12, 2020 10:34 PM (Ckg4U)




After I re-stain the deck, I'll send you photos of the result, and try to capture the tones that shine up from the grain.

It's not a smooth-finished deck. Very coarse hewn, tounge & groove. Some form of rustic cedar, it seems.

When I fabricated the new primary lower handrail uprights for the front stairs, I started with 6"x6" pressure treated posts. After successively finer grits of power-sanding, I had smooth wood, which I then cut to exact length, notching out the lower footings where they attach to the left and right stairway stringers. Drilled them to accept the 1/2"x8" Grade 8 stainless bolts and washers.

By time I got these posts done (2 days), I was already using a 2" putty knife to fill cracks n' splits with wood putty, and re-sanding. Soon as it was all tight and smooth, I painted every surface, including inside the notched cut-outs, and inside the bolt-holes, too.

So now, nearly two years later, there's only one very fine, incipient "split" to fill and sand, before painting again.

I haven't had any similar problems with the railing footers or handrails or spindles. But yeah, I built them all weeks before tackling those 6"x6" posts.

By the way, the Freud router bit to cut the 45" fluted bevels on those posts, is a $60 monster nearly two-inches wide at the base of the cone.

Pretty awesome to fire up a router, and actually feel the torque kickback from setting that mass into sudden motion!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2020 10:47 PM (QzJWU)

220 Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton

What were they thinking?
.

Posted by: Ted Danson and Whoopie Goldberg at June 12, 2020 10:47 PM (oBAbT)

221 Bob Goldthwait and Nikki Cox.
Posted by: Jordan61

You win.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 10:47 PM (SfYbS)

222 Mira Sorvino and Quintin Tarantino
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 10:44 PM (SfYbS)

I suspect his after sex pillow talk involves lighting a cigarette, not smoking it, and steering the talk to something that will let him show off how much he knows about movies.

Posted by: Vanya at June 12, 2020 10:47 PM (BAsqb)

223 Taylor Swift Calls for Removal of Racist Monuments in Tennessee: 'Villains Don't Deserve Statues'

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We need statues of Rob Reiner, Michael Moore, and Cookie Milano.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 12, 2020 10:47 PM (+y/Ru)

224
118 {{Ladyl}} how are ya my dear?
Posted by: Jewells45 at June 12, 2020 10:27 PM (dUJdY)


{{{Jewells}}}

I had a bit of a shitty day. Everything was just off-kllter. But I talked to Miley, which was great.

I was asked to join a USTA league, and I did so rather reluctantly. Then I found out that the practices, tournaments and nations conflict with everything. Including Texas.

How are you?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:48 PM (TdMsT)

225 Port-a-potties? Wow, they really are building a utopia!

Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 10:48 PM (6XZdO)

226 I wonder who's supplying the weed, speed, and smack to CHAZ? I would imagine they'd have to kick up to Raz, and if Raz isn't kicking up, he's not long for this world

Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:48 PM (qAR6u)

227 Lennon wasn't exactly a looker.

Posted by: Vanya at June 12, 2020 10:48 PM (BAsqb)

228 Angelina asked Billy for some blood to wear around her neck.

And he thought that was cool.


Sounds like a match made in heaven.

She's as psycho as they come.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:48 PM (biITN)

229 I'm hungry. Bring me Taylor Swift.

Posted by: Raz at June 12, 2020 10:48 PM (EgshT)

230 Nationals, not nations.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:48 PM (TdMsT)

231 Dude... cedar Changes The Game.

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 12, 2020 10:49 PM (Ckg4U)

232 I never understood Brad Pitt and Juliette Lewis.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 10:49 PM (2DOZq)

233 Boss stems.
Posted by: Zod

Boss everything back in the Romy & Michelle/Replacement Killers era.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 10:49 PM (SfYbS)

234 Now it's raining big-ass, noisy raindrops here. Lightning still frequent. No hail yet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 10:49 PM (xpBqb)

235 Windy.com is quite a bit of fun that way as well.

I've been using ventusky.com for wind. But yes, I'm a sucker for maps.

Posted by: Ted Danson and Whoopie Goldberg at June 12, 2020 10:49 PM (oBAbT)

236
Let's not overthink this idyllic scenario, ok?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:46 PM (mMLSg)


Don't make me go all Laws of Thermodynamics on this ONT, okay?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:50 PM (pNxlR)

237 Julia Roberts & Angelina Jolie - two of the most overrated "hotties" ever

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 12, 2020 10:50 PM (oAY8z)

238 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

Have you talked to Slap? He got extremely nasty with me last night and even today.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 12, 2020 10:50 PM (/UQ/R)

239 OT. How do you know if you've been banned from Twitter? I almost never go on Twitter. So I tried to go there because of something on one of my deplorable rightwing email.

I get that blue birdie and nothing else.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 12, 2020 10:50 PM (+lVUW)

240 A reverse one: Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:50 PM (qrX0b)

241 Bob Goldthwait and Nikki Cox.
Posted by: Jordan61

You win.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 10:47 PM (SfYbS)

She has a thing for comedians.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 10:50 PM (2DOZq)

242 152 CHAZ HANDS!!!! cha cha cha.

Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2020 10:34 PM (2W/D4)

No Up-Twinkles? I was told there'd be Up-Twinkles!

Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:51 PM (qAR6u)

243 Boss everything back in the Romy & Michelle/Replacement Killers era.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 10:49 PM (SfYbS)

She was hot. Replacement Killers was an interesting movie. I wanted to like it a lot more than I actually did. Michael Rooker. Chow Yun Fat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2020 10:51 PM (2B9A/)

244 235 Windy.com is quite a bit of fun that way as well.

I've been using ventusky.com for wind. But yes, I'm a sucker for maps.
Posted by: Ted Danson and Whoopie Goldberg at June 12, 2020 10:49 PM (oBAbT)

Which one of you, Ted or Whoopi?

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2020 10:51 PM (wDlHK)

245 240 A reverse one: Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:50 PM (qrX0b)


He should have known.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:51 PM (biITN)

246 >>Boss everything back in the Romy & Michelle/Replacement Killers era.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 10:49 PM (SfYbS)

Yessir.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 10:51 PM (XzT/D)

247 205 I'm suddenly not getting strong enough wireless in my family room.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)

I added a range extender to my network, and it seemed to help (that is it helped when the Verizon link was operating)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10


I was told I need a mesh (whatever that is) router/modem and a range extender.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:51 PM (TdMsT)

248 Thanks for the ONT, btw.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2020 10:51 PM (2B9A/)

249 Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2020 10:47 PM (QzJWU)

Thinking we need a home projects thread and an auto/mechanical thread on a weekly (or monthly) basis.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:51 PM (mMLSg)

250 We need statues of Rob Reiner, Michael Moore, and Cookie Milano.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 12, 2020 10:47 PM (+y/Ru)

--------

Tyrreon Lannister. Meaningful, yet economical.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2020 10:52 PM (wPVhA)

251 No one will ever, ever top Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Did Ocasek and Paulina Porizkova.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 12, 2020 10:52 PM (+y/Ru)

252
238 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

Have you talked to Slap? He got extremely nasty with me last night and even today.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 12, 2020 10:50 PM (/UQ/R)


Dahlin!

Not Slap, surely!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:52 PM (TdMsT)

253 reverse one: Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:50 PM (qrX0b

Two Canadian kid stars.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 10:52 PM (2DOZq)

254 215 Bob Goldthwait and Nikki Cox.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:46 PM (qrX0b)

---------------------------------

Slightly related - Apparently Goldthwait and Seinfeld really dislike each other. It seems Goldthwait made some derogatory comments about Seinfeld's comedy style. I found out about it watching an episode of Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 12, 2020 10:52 PM (CAJOC)

255 I don't know the Seattle streets, but I would imagine if he's in territory considered "belonging" to an actual gang, likely Mexican, his days on earth are numbered
Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:30 PM (qAR6u)

Somebody, somewhere, has a dum-dummed 9mm cartridge with his name on it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 10:52 PM (xpBqb)

256
225 Port-a-potties? Wow, they really are building a utopia!
Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 10:48 PM (6XZdO)


Time to resurrect the gif of the flying portajohn in high winds marked up with a cape, a face and arms?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:52 PM (pNxlR)

257 Interesting pol results on CDL Life. 77% of Truckers say they will not deliver to cities that defund the police.

Could make a Red vs Blue boycott a real thing in the near future.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 12, 2020 10:53 PM (eMtQa)

258 -
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I never understood Brad Pitt and Juliette Lewis.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 10:49 PM -
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Me neither, I think it's the average-American-idiot-actor accent.
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Posted by: irright at June 12, 2020 10:53 PM (RVcmP)

259 Greetings. Thank you to the commentator who suggested reading AoSHQ only at the end of the day, and going backwards from the ONT. It's a lot less despairing.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 12, 2020 10:53 PM (l9m7l)

260 Suffering fools.

That should be out countries' new anthem.


Spoiled idiots with a get out of jail free card and the power of social media mobs to force subservience.


Who da thunk it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:53 PM (biITN)

261 Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley.

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 10:53 PM (oBAbT)

262 259 Greetings. Thank you to the commentator who suggested reading AoSHQ only at the end of the day, and going backwards from the ONT. It's a lot less despairing.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 12, 2020 10:53 PM (l9m7l)


Beckoning Chasm!

It's hard to fight despair these days.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

263
I was told I need a mesh (whatever that is) router/modem and a range extender.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:51 PM (TdMsT)


Throw in six piston recoil springs, a hermaphug, and two muffler bearings and you're golden!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:55 PM (pNxlR)

264 Alright, gotta be up in the morning.

Remember...weekly late night heavy metal threads. Like Headbanger's Ball, but on the internetz.

Think about. Think about it carefully. Know this idea is a winning idea, for lo, is heavy metal not the gods chosen music?

Night!

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2020 10:55 PM (wDlHK)

265 Suffering fools.

That should be out countries' new anthem.

Spoiled idiots with a get out of jail free card and the power of social media mobs to force subservience.

Who da thunk it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:53 PM (biITN)

I nominate:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODHhWcEdrvg

Metallica-- My Friend of Misery

Posted by: Vanya at June 12, 2020 10:56 PM (BAsqb)

266 261 Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley.
Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 10:53 PM (oBAbT)

Which one dumped the other, I wonder?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2020 10:56 PM (2B9A/)

267 237 Julia Roberts & Angelina Jolie - two of the most overrated "hotties" ever
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah


If you've ever seen photos of Angelina without a ton of makeup, she looks like she's so sick she might be dying. She has big eyes, and a good mouth, but she's so underweight, getting older, and haggard, that she does not look good unless she is really done up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 12, 2020 10:56 PM (+lVUW)

268 Sophia Loren and Carlo Ponti.

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2020 10:56 PM (zr5Kq)

269 257 Interesting pol results on CDL Life. 77% of Truckers say they will not deliver to cities that defund the police.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 12, 2020 10:53 PM (eMtQa)

Why risk your life driving on streets of thugs who will kill you for the cell phone on your seat and no police to protect you. They might be asking for Prohibition Era style "shotgun" riders as it is now

Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:57 PM (qAR6u)

270
Throw in six piston recoil springs, a hermaphug, and two muffler bearings and you're golden!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:55 PM (pNxlR)


Holy cow!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:57 PM (TdMsT)

271 261 Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley.
Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 10:53 PM (oBAbT)

But that is probably the best example of the concept, I agree.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2020 10:57 PM (2B9A/)

272 Comedians and musicians seem to be able to land attractive women, even if they themselves look like trolls.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:57 PM (qrX0b)

273 Windy.com is quite a bit of fun that way as well.

I've been using ventusky.com for wind. But yes, I'm a sucker for maps.


Then you should add:

https://earth.nullschool.net/

Make sure that you open the menu in the bottom left corner and play with the options.

Posted by: 🐧 at June 12, 2020 10:57 PM (C+evo)

274 263
I was told I need a mesh (whatever that is) router/modem and a range extender.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:51 PM (TdMsT)


Throw in six piston recoil springs, a hermaphug, and two muffler bearings and you're golden!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:55 PM (pNxlR)

-----------------------------

Don't forget the flux capacitor...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 12, 2020 10:57 PM (CAJOC)

275 What are they gonna say about Raz when this is gone, man?

Will they he was a kind man?

He had plans.

He had wisdom, man?

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 12, 2020 10:44 PM (oAY8z)




The heads. You're looking at the heads..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 12, 2020 10:57 PM (yQpMk)

276 Which one dumped the other, I wonder?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2020 10:56 PM (2B9A/)

Brinkley must be a handful. She's been married 4 times.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 10:58 PM (2DOZq)

277 -
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A reverse one: Ryan Reynolds and Alanis Morissette.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:50 PM
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Or, as we call her, "old skidmark".
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Posted by: Her Dry-Cleaners at June 12, 2020 10:58 PM (RVcmP)

278 Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley.
Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 10:53 PM (oBAbT)

HOW COULD MY CHRISTIE LET THAT UGLY LITTLE MAN TOUCH HER?!?!?!?!

*pant* *pant* *pant* *pant* *pant*

*Deep breath*

*Exhales*

Okay, I'm calm.

I'm calm.

Everything's fine.

Everything's cool.

No one has to die.

*Zen*

*Goes to bed*

Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2020 10:58 PM (wDlHK)

279 I was told I need a mesh (whatever that is) router/modem and a range extender.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:51 PM (TdMsT)


I'd try using just a range extender first.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 10:58 PM (mMLSg)

280 Any of the Rolling Stones and qxheir WAGs...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at June 12, 2020 10:58 PM (7WaWV)

281 I'd still take Demo Moore in her prime over Roberts.


Rumor is that Demi Moore actually had sex onscreen a few times with Rob Lowe in About Last Night.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:58 PM (biITN)

282 Flamingoes: Poetry in motion

https://www.espiker.com/p/flamingo-nada-que-ver-aqui

Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 10:59 PM (WyVLE)

283 I'm an uptown girl, living in a white guilt world.

Posted by: Taylor Swift at June 12, 2020 10:59 PM (EgshT)

284 Ladies and gentlemen, please kneel for your national anthem.

That'll be awkward.

Might as well just skip it. No more Whitney Houston moments.

Sorry, I know sportball is persona non grata here anymore just thinking out loud.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2020 10:59 PM (Qf83p)

285 Posted by: nerdygirl at June 12, 2020 10:56 PM (+lVUW)

She lost a bunch of weight a few years ago. It makes her look sickly and really aged her.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 10:59 PM (qrX0b)

286 I am Raz
King of Kings
and Lord of Lords
Look upon my works, ye mighty
and despair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2020 10:59 PM (2B9A/)

287 Sophie Dahl and Jamie Cullum.

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2020 10:59 PM (zr5Kq)

288 I'd still take Demo Moore in her prime over Roberts.


Rumor is that Demi Moore actually had sex onscreen a few times with Rob Lowe in About Last Night.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 10:58 PM (biITN)

And then she dumps you for... Ashton Kutcher, right?

Posted by: Vanya at June 12, 2020 10:59 PM (BAsqb)

289 Don't forget the flux capacitor...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 12, 2020 10:57 PM (CAJOC)

---------

Marty! It could disrupt the entire space-time continuum!

Posted by: Doc Brown at June 12, 2020 10:59 PM (wPVhA)

290 Demi Moore's bush >> George Bush

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2020 11:00 PM (Qf83p)

291 >>is heavy metal not the gods chosen music?
Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2020 10:55 PM (wDlHK)

No. Peetie Wheatstraw is the Zod's chosen music.

Posted by: Zod at June 12, 2020 11:00 PM (XzT/D)

292 283 I'm an uptown girl, living in a white guilt world.
Posted by: Taylor Swift at June 12, 2020 10:59 PM (EgshT)


{{golf clap}}

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 11:00 PM (biITN)

293 274 263
I was told I need a mesh (whatever that is) router/modem and a range extender.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
Throw in six piston recoil springs, a hermaphug, and two muffler bearings and you're golden!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 10:55 PM (pNxlR)
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Don't forget the flux capacitor...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 12, 2020 10:57 PM (CAJOC)


Mine never worked right until I added a morphic resonator, after that I had no problems!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 11:00 PM (mMLSg)

294 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2020 11:00 PM (5RpHt)

295 They might be asking for Prohibition Era style "shotgun" riders as it is now
Posted by: kbdabear

Part of me is very tempted to check craigslist. Riding shotgun on a big rig in a post-apocalyptic hellscape sounds badass.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 11:00 PM (SfYbS)

296 266 261 Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley.
Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 10:53 PM (oBAbT)

Which one dumped the other, I wonder?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2020 10:56 PM (2B9A/)

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A comedian was talking about celebrity couples, and commented about Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley. He said either they'll have beautiful kids with tons of musical talent, or they'll look like dogs, only not as smart.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 12, 2020 11:00 PM (CAJOC)

297 In CHAZ they're watching movies, they're listening to teachers, they're singing songs and planting a crappy garden. Heck, they even have a bully.

The manchildren have turned the place into the Fourth Grade.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 12, 2020 11:00 PM (BJKQV)

298 Posted by: Robert at June 12, 2020 10:55 PM (wDlHK)

I've been listening to headbanger music since I started dating my husband in 1988. I hoped he would've grown out of it by now.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 11:01 PM (qrX0b)

299 Then you should add:

https://earth.nullschool.net/


Thanks, had forgotten about that one. The globe view is better for jetstreams.

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 11:02 PM (SwCv8)

300 How does CHAZ have electricity?

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2020 11:02 PM (Qf83p)

301
The manchildren have turned the place into the Fourth Grade.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 12, 2020 11:00 PM (BJKQV)

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You smirk, but wait until you see the finger painting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2020 11:02 PM (wPVhA)

302 300 How does CHAZ have electricity?
Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2020 11:02 PM (Qf83p)

It's a city funded block party!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 11:02 PM (biITN)

303 Part of me is very tempted to check craigslist. Riding shotgun on a big rig in a post-apocalyptic hellscape sounds badass.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 11:00 PM (SfYbS)

Before we got up-armored humvees, we would take the doors off (they were rubberized fabric anyway) and turn the seats 90 degrees, and ride facing out with our toes hanging out of the trucks.

If you're gonna roll post apocalyptic, I consider this mandatory.

Posted by: Vanya at June 12, 2020 11:02 PM (BAsqb)

304 It's not nice to say but Demi Moore and Bruce Willis had some ugly kids.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 11:03 PM (2DOZq)

305 287 Sophie Dahl and Jamie Cullum.
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2020 10:59 PM (zr5Kq)

I don't know who those people are.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 11:03 PM (qrX0b)

306 227 Lennon wasn't exactly a looker.
Posted by: Vanya at June 12, 2020 10:48 PM (BAsqb)

Few rock stars are.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 12, 2020 11:03 PM (HabA/)

307
Part of me is very tempted to check craigslist. Riding shotgun on a big rig in a post-apocalyptic hellscape sounds badass.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 11:00 PM (SfYbS)


It's all fun and games until Max sends your feral ass out onto the hood to recover the last shell, some spike-haired freak grabs you, and then the two of them engage in tug of war and you're the rope.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 11:04 PM (pNxlR)

308 How does CHAZ have electricity?
Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2020 11:02 PM (Qf83p)

Remember, Antifa Kids: You disconnect the green wire first. That cuts off the current flow and you can safely remove the rest without having to close the breaker.

Posted by: Vanya at June 12, 2020 11:04 PM (BAsqb)

309 How does CHAZ have electricity?

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2020 11:02 PM (Qf83p)


No, the real question is "Why does CHAZ still have electricity, internet, and cell service?"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 11:04 PM (mMLSg)

310 I don't know who those people are.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 11:03 PM (qrX0b)


They are from England. She (an ex model) is 6 '. He (musician, songwriter) is like 5'.

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2020 11:04 PM (zr5Kq)

311 How does CHAZ have electricity?

You just plug into the wall, DUH!!!

Posted by: AOC at June 12, 2020 11:05 PM (SwCv8)

312 Seinfeld is a terrible comedian but a perfectly acceptable comedic actor.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2020 11:05 PM (Qf83p)

313 I've been listening to headbanger music since I started dating my husband in 1988. I hoped he would've grown out of it by now.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 11:01 PM (qrX0b)

A woman marries a man, hoping he'll change...

Posted by: Vanya at June 12, 2020 11:05 PM (BAsqb)

314 Well, maybe not 5'. Maybe more.

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2020 11:05 PM (zr5Kq)

315 They are from England. She (an ex model) is 6 '. He (musician, songwriter) is like 5'.
Posted by: runner at June 12, 2020 11:04 PM (zr5Kq)

LOL. Ok, off to google pictures...

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 11:05 PM (qrX0b)

316 The contrast.

Posted by: runner at June 12, 2020 11:05 PM (zr5Kq)

317 No, the real question is "Why does CHAZ still have electricity, internet, and cell service?"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 11:04 PM (mMLSg)

It's spelled Apeez Ment

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 12, 2020 11:05 PM (biITN)

318 I've decided to let Raz have his way with me in my quest to bring us all together.

Posted by: Taylor Swift at June 12, 2020 11:06 PM (EgshT)

319 Trump just removed medical something from Trannys. Now, they have to go by the gender they were at birth.
Heads are exploding as I write this.

Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2020 11:06 PM (Lhcx9)

320 Part of me is very tempted to check craigslist. Riding shotgun on a big rig in a post-apocalyptic hellscape sounds badass.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1


Even better if you look like Mel Gibson.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 12, 2020 11:06 PM (+lVUW)

321 Few rock stars are.

Ah-hah. I see you're hinting at Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed.

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 11:06 PM (SwCv8)

322 Seinfeld is a terrible comedian but a perfectly acceptable comedic actor.
Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2020 11:05 PM (Qf83p)

I do like some of his observations. ' The Chinese. They've seen a fork right?'

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 11:07 PM (2DOZq)

323 318 I've decided to let Raz have his way with me in my quest to bring us all together.
Posted by: Taylor Swift at June 12, 2020 11:06 PM (EgshT)


Nah, bitch. I'm good.

Posted by: Raz A Fool at June 12, 2020 11:07 PM (biITN)

324 It's difficult to overstate how horrible it is to deal with an infant who won't breathe and is going blue on you. It's awful beyond reckoning, and you could hear it in that poor bastard's voice on the tape. Good on him for trying. Good on him for not losing his shit when it didn't work, and getting that baby to someone who could help in time.

Deputy deserves a promotion and pay bump.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2020 11:07 PM (PBmdd)

325 Story behind the paywall at HotFart:

"Rolling Stone: We need to cancel Olivia Benson."

I'm not sure I see a problem with this... this character on Law & Order SVU (played forever by Mariska Hargitay) is the biggest Mary Sue in any media, ever.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 12, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)

326
No, the real question is "Why does CHAZ still have electricity, internet, and cell service?"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June


And how the hell are they paying for cell phone service?

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 11:07 PM (TdMsT)

327 Can the homeowners in the top pic make a claim?

Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2020 11:08 PM (Lhcx9)

328 I do like some of his observations. ' The Chinese. They've seen a fork right?'
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here


Hah. Yes. That was good.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2020 11:08 PM (Qf83p)

329 Adam Schiff and whoever married that goober, because, can you believe anyone ever married that goober?

Posted by: irright at June 12, 2020 11:08 PM (RVcmP)

330 Trucks are vital and anyone who has watched enough Cops, Live PD, gangster and crime movies, read about organized crime and the mafia, knows trucks are a major criminal target, can be a very big score. Truckers hauling in urban areas need major police protection.

Posted by: yop at June 12, 2020 11:08 PM (nqhkI)

331 Just looked it up. Turns out Rolling Stone hates cop shows in general.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 12, 2020 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)

332 Trump just removed medical something from Trannys. Now, they have to go by the gender they were at birth.
Heads are exploding as I write this.
Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2020 11:06 PM (Lhcx9)

I find it hard to believe he has the legal authority to do that, no matter how much it pleases me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:09 PM (xpBqb)

333 Read earlier that Taylor Swift is ashamed that there are so many Confederate monuments in her "home" state of Tennessee

She's a Pennsylvanian who spends most of her time between her 2 Manhattan penthouses, 2 Beverly Hills mansions, and a Rhode Island mansion.

Tennessee just happens to have no state income tax

Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 11:09 PM (qAR6u)

334 So I'm hearing in his latest comedy special, Dave Chappelle went after both Don Lemon and Candace Owens.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 12, 2020 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)

335 Why haven't we heard anything from Adam Schiff lately? He seems to have disappeared.

Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2020 11:10 PM (Lhcx9)

336 Raz's mama tells me he was a good boy. What can possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Taylor Swift at June 12, 2020 11:10 PM (EgshT)

337 Deputy deserves a promotion and pay bump.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2020 11:07 PM (PBmdd)


Right you are!

That's the kind of cop I WANT on my beat and in my neighborhood!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 11:10 PM (mMLSg)

338 138 Has anyone noticed that Raz of CHAZ being such a badass has no gang muscle around him? It's a handful of Antifa boys he handed some guns to.

I don't know the Seattle streets, but I would imagine if he's in territory considered "belonging" to an actual gang, likely Mexican, his days on earth are numbered
Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:30 PM (qAR6u)

Sure, let's abolish the police! Can't wait for the first 3 digit body count from a cartel fire team wiping out a black neighborhood for drug territory and lebensraum for the local contingent of heart eating Aztecas.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at June 12, 2020 11:10 PM (m6J9W)

339 Carlo rescued Miss Sophia from her aunt's whorehouse.

Angelina is alleged to be a regular heroin user, and I think the skinny makes the rumor believable.

Sophie Dahl is British, daughter of the author Raoul Dahl. She's gorgeous, and has aged well. (Her print ad for the perfume Opium made me finally be proud of my red hair and lack of melanin. Well worth a google for you reprobates.)

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 12, 2020 11:11 PM (/tmyc)

340 I find it hard to believe he has the legal authority to do that, no matter how much it pleases me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:09 PM (xpBqb)

The news anchorette on Fox 5 Atlanta just announced it.

Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2020 11:11 PM (Lhcx9)

341 In CHAZ they're watching movies, they're listening to teachers, they're singing songs and planting a crappy garden. Heck, they even have a bully.

And not good movies. Documentaries! Blech.

I wonder if they break off into small discussion groups after the documentary, and then have to "share" with the larger group.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 12, 2020 11:11 PM (+lVUW)

342 I find it hard to believe he has the legal authority to do that, no matter how much it pleases me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:09 PM (xpBqb)


Perhaps he has adopted the "pen and a phone" model of Presidential governance?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 11:11 PM (mMLSg)

343 Why haven't we heard anything from Adam Schiff lately? He seems to have disappeared.
Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2020 11:10 PM (Lhcx9)

He is going to have to prove that he was not in Thailand, banging ladyboys.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:12 PM (xpBqb)

344 I should add that the ad is pretty vulgar, but at that point, I realized red hair could be desirable!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 12, 2020 11:12 PM (/tmyc)

345 She's a Pennsylvanian

Wyomissing. Compared to Reading, of which it is a suburb, Wyomissing is pretty ritzy.

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 11:12 PM (8DRUP)

346 He is going to have to prove that he was not in Thailand, banging ladyboys.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:12 PM (xpBqb)

Not a bad alibi.

Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2020 11:12 PM (Lhcx9)

347 297 In CHAZ they're watching movies, they're listening to teachers, they're singing songs and planting a crappy garden. Heck, they even have a bully.

The manchildren have turned the place into the Fourth Grade.
Posted by: 29Victor


I don't think those boobs are mature enough for fourth grade.

Posted by: nerdygirl at June 12, 2020 11:13 PM (+lVUW)

348 Just the tip, Raz. Just the tip.

Posted by: Taylor Swift at June 12, 2020 11:13 PM (EgshT)

349 shit

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2020 11:13 PM (ZxG8D)

350 It's not nice to say but Demi Moore and Bruce Willis had some ugly kids.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 11:03 PM (2DOZq)
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The story goes that Albert Einstein and Marilyn Monroe met at some event or other, and Marilyn said to Albert that the two of them should get together and make babies, because the kids would have her looks and his brains.

Albert allegedly replied that what if their kids had his looks and her brains...




Posted by: Boots at June 12, 2020 11:13 PM (oGBso)

351 GOP = Groveling Overweight Pussies

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 11:13 PM (kQw0u)

352 I find it hard to believe he has the legal authority to do that, no matter how much it pleases me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

TFG gave the trannies their gibs by executive order.
The God-Emperor taketh away.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 11:13 PM (SfYbS)

353 Gawd damnit, GRAND daughter!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 12, 2020 11:13 PM (/tmyc)

354 "Super Nintendo Chalmers"! Weird Dave, please don't ever change.

By the way, we will miss you here in MD when you leave Balmer, Hon.

Posted by: doof2112 at June 12, 2020 11:13 PM (mZUr4)

355 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 12, 2020 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)

qdpsteve! I told my husband about that FB game, and told him that he must now address me as Lady Mary Taquitos of Yoke's.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 11:14 PM (qrX0b)

356 TFG gave the trannies their gibs by executive order.
The God-Emperor taketh away.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 11:13 PM (SfYbS)

This is a good time for it. Riots are over, pot needs stirring.

Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2020 11:14 PM (Lhcx9)

357 352 I find it hard to believe he has the legal authority to do that, no matter how much it pleases me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
TFG gave the trannies their gibs by executive order.
The God-Emperor taketh away.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 11:13 PM (SfYbS)


342 Hive Mind in action!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 11:15 PM (mMLSg)

358 29 WTF is Wakanda?
Posted by: SMH at June 12, 2020 10:10 PM


A small town in South Dakota whose high school girls' basketball teams were regular contenders for state B championships in the late 1980's and early 1990's.

Oops, that's Wakonda.

Posted by: ptschett at June 12, 2020 11:15 PM (zB+vL)

359
Tell Adam Schiff to stay away. We no serve his kind here. He too pervy.

Posted by: Ladyboy Pul Mai Kok at June 12, 2020 11:15 PM (rCwaK)

360 Albert allegedly replied that what if their kids had his looks and her brains...




Posted by: Boots at June 12, 2020 11:13 PM (oGBso)

I hope Albert held out for a test drive, at least.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:15 PM (xpBqb)

361 324 It's difficult to overstate how horrible it is to deal with an infant who won't breathe and is going blue on you. It's awful beyond reckoning, and you could hear it in that poor bastard's voice on the tape. Good on him for trying. Good on him for not losing his shit when it didn't work, and getting that baby to someone who could help in time.

Deputy deserves a promotion and pay bump.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 12, 2020 11:07 PM (PBmdd)

Yeah I've done it in the field, and it isn't fun. You have to keep your head about yourself and it isn't easy.

Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at June 12, 2020 11:16 PM (m6J9W)

362
Trump just removed medical something from Trannys. Now, they have to go by the gender they were at birth.

Heads are exploding as I write this.
Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2020 11:06 PM (Lhcx9)


I suppose the left could start riots to protest this . . . Oh, wait.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 12, 2020 11:16 PM (WyVLE)

363 Gawd damnit, GRAND daughter!


Errr, yes. And Roald Dahl...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 12, 2020 11:16 PM (ZSK0i)

364 Book comment: Mamalukes.
I hate posthumous book salvaging. Too many storylines started and then dropped like a rock.
For instance here: Introduces a bad-ass lady cop with reference to an infamous backstory that makes her eligible to flee the planet. Arrives at the new planet, meets a rich guy stunned by her exposed ankles, than disappears completely. At least until the final epic battle in their hometown where she....nope. Doesn't merit a single sentence. Also back story never mentioned again.

Posted by: Downcast at June 12, 2020 11:17 PM (xgpfE)

365 knows trucks are a major criminal target, can be a very big score. Truckers hauling in urban areas need major police protection.

Posted by: yop at June 12, 2020 11:08 PM (nqhkI)
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Was it a FexEx tandem trailer truck that was being looted in the early hours of the GF riots, the driver took off to avoid being killed and dragged one of the looters to an early demise?

Posted by: Boots at June 12, 2020 11:17 PM (oGBso)

366 Jordan, LOL! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 12, 2020 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)

367 The guy who continually pulls hot women is David Foster. He's 70 and just married Katherine McPhee. He's like John Derek.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 11:18 PM (2DOZq)

368 "'Super Nintendo Chalmers'! Weird Dave, please don't ever change."

Ohhhhh. Thanks! I couldn't figure it out.

Posted by: Chris M at June 12, 2020 11:18 PM (6XZdO)

369 Was it a FexEx tandem trailer truck that was being looted in the early hours of the GF riots, the driver took off to avoid being killed and dragged one of the looters to an early demise?
Posted by: Boots at June 12, 2020 11:17 PM (oGBso)


Ah, cosmic justice.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 12, 2020 11:18 PM (L2ZTs)

370 Note how the guilt is always collective with the commies, but the repentance and penance always is individual.

No blanket apology. Every individual must abase themselves.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2020 11:19 PM (oVJmc)

371 Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 12, 2020 11:16 PM (ZSK0i)

I know, I figured it out after I realized I got her lineage wrong!

Back to lurking.....

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 12, 2020 11:19 PM (/tmyc)

372 -
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Albert allegedly replied that what if their kids had his looks and her brains...



Posted by: Boots at June 12, 2020 11:13 PM
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So, Bill Maher finally found his parents.

Posted by: irright at June 12, 2020 11:19 PM (RVcmP)

373 Well, I'd better freshen up for Raz. Good night and stay frosty.

Posted by: Taylor Swift at June 12, 2020 11:19 PM (EgshT)

374 WeirdDave, that was one awesome mic drop of an ONT.

Posted by: Splunge at June 12, 2020 11:19 PM (dOV9E)

375
I find it hard to believe he has the legal authority to do that, no matter how much it pleases me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:09 PM (xpBqb)

Probably a policy decision about something arcane.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2020 11:20 PM (ufFY8)

376 318 I've decided to let Raz have his way with me in my quest to bring us all together.
Posted by: Taylor Swift at June 12, 2020 11:06 PM (EgshT)


So have I! Come and get me, big boy!

Posted by: Trigglypuff at June 12, 2020 11:21 PM (dOV9E)

377 "Hello, St. Paul Circuit City? Yeah, that TV I stole last weekend is broken. What do you have in stock?"

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 11:22 PM (Ypqc1)

378 according to a twitter feed it refers to an ACA rule that would have required all healthcare facilities to perform elective sterilizations and abortions (maybe gender surgeries?). It was blocked in 2016 and found unlawful in 2019 by a federal court because it was contrary to civil rights laws.

Posted by: Lirio100 at June 12, 2020 11:23 PM (JK7Jw)

379 Greetings. Thank you to the commentator who
suggested reading AoSHQ only at the end of the day, and going backwards
from the ONT. It's a lot less despairing.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 12, 2020 10:53 PM (l9m7l)

You are welcome, my friend. I invented this trick during Obama's second term when the news was wildly jam packed with shit, fast moving and intentionally demoralizing.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 11:23 PM (iUIKZ)

380 "Hello, St. Paul Circuit City? Yeah, that TV I stole last weekend is broken. What do you have in stock?"
Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 11:22 PM (Ypqc1)

If you have the theft receipt, you can return it.

Posted by: Vanya at June 12, 2020 11:23 PM (BAsqb)

381 The two Molotov cocktail lawyers in New York have been charged with multiple FEDERAL arson charges. Possible life sentences.

Now, Barr may be unlikely to get off his well-padded ass and follow through, but it's a lot more likely than these scumbags ever paying for their crimes under New York law.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:24 PM (hKLpI)

382 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at June 12, 2020 11:24 PM (B5Gpv)

383 Well, I did my good deed for the day. Was in town about 7:00 P.M., and got a tank of gas in the pickup. As I was about to leave, a guy pulls up near my vehicle, and asks me if the service station has air. Korean chick dipping the tanks says, "no."

I said, if you need air, come out to my place, it's about 3 miles, and I will air up your boat trailer tire. So he did. Trailer tires were both down to about 10 psi, and running quite hot. I filled up my carry-air tank from the compressor, and aired up both trailer tires to almost 40 psi. When they cool down, they should be close to 35.

We had a nice visit. Turns out the guy is a lapidary, and was collecting petrified wood. I gave him a hunk that I had collecting dust, and a hunk of obsidian, and he was off on his way back to Red Deer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:24 PM (xpBqb)

384 LOL at that not being a Wiggum.

Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe! at June 12, 2020 11:25 PM (B5Gpv)

385 A comedian was talking about celebrity couples, and commented about Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley. He said either they'll have beautiful kids with tons of musical talent, or they'll look like dogs, only not as smart.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 12, 2020 11:00 PM (CAJOC)
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I can't believe I know this tidbit of celebrity gossip, but whatever. Joel & Brinkley had one child, a girl, who looks like dad. Cruel fates indeed. She does something musical but I'm not sure what.

Posted by: Boots at June 12, 2020 11:25 PM (oGBso)

386 Damn WD.

The first thing I thought of when I read that link about the Christianity Today article was Matthew 7: 21-23.

I started to comment on it on my way home from work, but my cell went dead.

These people pervert the Scripture. They start with a premise they want to Biblically supported and then set about trying to bend Scripture to their will to support their premise.

But Scripture is not a set of disparate verses to be plucked and perverted for purposes of apologetics. It's an entire narrative divinely inspired by God and the revealed will of God.

Anyone that believes the Bible supports a corporate repentance to a class of high priests of wokedom for the original sin of whiteness, needs to reread it (or probably read it for the first time).


Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 12, 2020 11:25 PM (ruyIA)

387
We had a nice visit. Turns out the guy is a lapidary, and was collecting petrified wood. I gave him a hunk that I had collecting dust, and a hunk of obsidian, and he was off on his way back to Red Deer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:24 PM (xpBqb)


What a great story!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT)

388 Sleep well tonight AOP, you earned the sleep of the just!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 11:26 PM (mMLSg)

389
I'm not sure I see a problem with this... this character on Law & Order SVU (played forever by Mariska Hargitay) is the biggest Mary Sue in any media, ever.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 12, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)


Here's the thing, or so I've heard, LEOs assigned to sex crime units spend only months in that assignment, not years (hell, decades) as she has.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 11:27 PM (pNxlR)

390 There was one Cops episode where the cops set up a bait semi with a team inside, I think it was in Boston, and it would get swarmed shortly after being moved around and parked, I almost felt sorry for the poor dumb bastards they were scooping up, mostly just teenagers.

Posted by: yop at June 12, 2020 11:27 PM (nqhkI)

391 > I have a zoot suit made entirely of kente cloth. I could rule Ghana in that sucker.
> Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Alternatively, 1930's Harlem.

My advice: go for Harlem.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:28 PM (hKLpI)

392 Anyone that believes the Bible supports a corporate repentance to a class of high priests of wokedom for the original sin of whiteness, needs to reread it (or probably read it for the first time).
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 12, 2020 11:25 PM (ruyIA)


If you're woke, you don't need to read the Bible, because you already know better how to live your life!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 11:28 PM (mMLSg)

393 > I tried mounting my
tv, but it wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be.

> Posted by: Gropey Joe

The thrill just wasn't the same after they got rid of the old CRT models with the high-voltage flyback transformers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:29 PM (hKLpI)

394 LOL at that not being a Wiggum.
Posted by: Sponge - China is Asshoe!

Don't make the same mistake I did!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 11:29 PM (SfYbS)

395 G'Night Alberta Oil Peon.

...and G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy.

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at June 12, 2020 11:29 PM (Ckg4U)

396 So how old is that house? The oak floor looks pretty old, and high grade oak so pre 1960s. (Depends on region, but by the 70s they were using a lot of shitty oak for floors) The door looks to clean to be that old, but may be replacement. Ah, the baseboard - that is dead giveaway and definitely prewar which usually means pre-1929.

OK, but the fireplace looks mid century. Probably a refinish of a brick fireplace with the mantle just mortared in place. An original would have steel, and would be deep enough to have some bricks on it in the back. This dude should have seen the mortar line at the back and thought twice.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 12, 2020 11:29 PM (LWu6U)

397 Chappelle's rant against Owens is that she has a "skanky pussy." That's 3rd grade stuff and not funny but I guess Chappelle had to do something to get back in the good graces of the left after his hit on Jussie.

So he went after a black woman who dared to point out Floyd's long rap sheet and ask why black culture always elevates their worst people.

Saying that means she's OK with a white cop killing Floyd, according to Chappelle.

Don't know what he said about Lemon.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 12, 2020 11:29 PM (HabA/)

398 I said, if you need air, come out to my place

Offer accepted! We're autonomous, you know, so we can't mooch off our parents.

Posted by: Vespa Fleet, Nation of CHAZ at June 12, 2020 11:29 PM (OFJlJ)

399 Lyle Lovett people.

Lyle Lovett.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Yep. No contest. In Lovett's defense, he is immensely talented and very articulate. Maby Julia Roberts had a moment of not being "celebrity" shallow.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 11:30 PM (kQw0u)

400 226 I wonder who's supplying the weed, speed, and smack to CHAZ? I would imagine they'd have to kick up to Raz, and if Raz isn't kicking up, he's not long for this world
Posted by: kbdabear at June 12, 2020 10:48 PM (qAR6u)


it's Seattle. There are many sources for those things.

Probably already price competition is driving down prices.

And even better?

Domino's delivers to the Nation of CHAZ.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 11:30 PM (sy5kK)

401 It's not like we won't have police after we de-fund the police. We will still have police, they just won't...like...be paid...or something.

It's like capitalism. I mean, other than
1. A stabile food supply
2. A stabile power system
3. An excellent transportation system
4. A world class medical system
5. Increased life expectancy
6. Clean water supply
7. Working sewage treatment
8. Leisure choices never dreamed of 20 years ago
9. World class communications networks
10. World class information systems
What has capitalism ever done for us? We can simply eliminate capitalism while retaining all the benefits it has brought us.

Posted by: JB1000 at June 12, 2020 11:30 PM (EB8LJ)

402 Nit that I care.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 11:30 PM (kQw0u)

403 Lyle Lovett people.

Lyle Lovett.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Julia Roberts?

I banged her when she was still tight, and her tits were still perky and firm.

Posted by: Lyle Lovett at June 12, 2020 11:32 PM (sy5kK)

404 Ludwig, the joke is that Ralph calls him "Super Nintendo Chalmers" once.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too

Now I get it. I get things.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 10:16 PM (SfYbS)
You'll get nothing! And like it!

Posted by: redclay06 at June 12, 2020 11:32 PM (zakMt)

405 > 335 Why haven't we heard anything from Adam Schiff lately? He seems to have disappeared.

> Posted by: ALH

Hopefully he's busy googling "Countries without an extradition treaty with the United States".


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:32 PM (hKLpI)

406 Alternatively, 1930's Harlem.

My advice: go for Harlem.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:28 PM (hKLpI)

Absolutely. better music, too:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=uIkekMoEQY4

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:33 PM (xpBqb)

407 -
-
We had a nice visit. Turns out the guy is a lapidary, and was collecting
petrified wood. I gave him a hunk that I had collecting dust, and a
hunk of obsidian, and he was off on his way back to Red Deer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:24 PM --
-
-----
Ah, lapidary. Doesn't need much water, one hump.
-

Posted by: Ahab at June 12, 2020 11:33 PM (RVcmP)

408 Hopefully he's busy googling "Countries without an extradition treaty with the United States".

Yoohoo!

Posted by: The Nation of CHAZ at June 12, 2020 11:34 PM (OFJlJ)

409 I'm dropping services, subscriptions and apps like hot rocks these days.

Every time a corporation puts out the "We stand with BLM" stuff. I cancel any payment or service I have with them.



Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 12, 2020 11:34 PM (ruyIA)

410 So I see no comments about this, but this whole movement reeks of cult indoctrination techniques.

Cults have some standard tools they use.
1. They isolate you from your family, past, history, and culture. Isolated people are easier to manipulate.

2. They create negative emotions, and then offer relief, but only through the cult. Cults do this by making people feel that others (often family) are abusers or are causing them harm, and then when they think of that stuff they feel worse (anger, guilt, shame,...)

So by going to the cult, and doing what is asked by your cult master, you are relieved of guilt and negative emotions, but it is all manufactured - it is the worst possible way to deal with problems.

This is what BLM is doing - they make everyone hate their history, make kids hate their family, culture, etc. and make them feel guilt for being white. Then going and kneeling makes you feel better.

This is why we see so many emotional and fragile people on youtube - they have all been torn down by the cult of Leftism to make them vulnerable and make them seek out comfort in the marxist doctrine.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 12, 2020 11:34 PM (LWu6U)

411 G'Night Alberta Oil Peon.

...and G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy.

*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel at June 12, 2020 11:29 PM (Ckg4U)

Niters, Slap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:34 PM (xpBqb)

412 > I said, if you need air, come out to my place, it's about 3 miles, and I will air up your boat trailer tire.

You're a good man, AOP.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:35 PM (hKLpI)

413 409 I'm dropping services, subscriptions and apps like hot rocks these days.

Every time a corporation puts out the "We stand with BLM" stuff. I cancel any payment or service I have with them.



Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 12, 2020 11:34 PM (ruyIA)

Pretty soon you're going to run out of stores and service providers. It's everywhere. Like fetid air you can't get away from.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 11:36 PM (NWiLs)

414
408 Hopefully he's busy googling "Countries without an extradition treaty with the United States".

Yoohoo!
Posted by: The Nation of CHAZ at June 12, 2020 11:34 PM (OFJlJ)


He's a lock for the post of Court Fool.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 11:36 PM (pNxlR)

415 Who's up next to be Ace?

I always assumed it's like the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 12, 2020 11:37 PM (lW69B)

416 > 215 Bob Goldthwait and Nikki Cox.

> Posted by: Jordan61

Should've just stuck with my memories and skipped the web search.

She apparently fell victim to the fad for lip collagen injections at some point. The result was... disappointing.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:38 PM (hKLpI)

417 410 So I see no comments about this, but this whole movement reeks of cult indoctrination techniques.

Cults have some standard tools they use.
1. They isolate you from your family, past, history, and culture. Isolated people are easier to manipulate.

2. They create negative emotions, and then offer relief, but only through the cult. Cults do this by making people feel that others (often family) are abusers or are causing them harm, and then when they think of that stuff they feel worse (anger, guilt, shame,...)

These are also standard abuser tactics. Don't ask me how I know. But with cults they've been systematized.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 11:38 PM (NWiLs)

418 It was no big deal. I had turned off the compressor scarcely an hour before , and the tanks was still full. It was easier to fill the carry-air tank than to string out several lengths of air hose to reach the trailer wheels.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:38 PM (xpBqb)

419 These people pervert the Scripture. They start with a premise they want to Biblically supported and then set about trying to bend Scripture to their will to support their premise.

And they will stand in the Lord's presence and He will ask them to what purpose did you subvert my Word ? Thought of that alone is enough for me.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 11:38 PM (kQw0u)

420 I love the Super-Nintendo Chalmers pic.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pushing Irish into the Missouri at June 12, 2020 11:40 PM (x8Wzq)

421 419
Amen!

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa at June 12, 2020 11:40 PM (eJn7u)

422 > Joel & Brinkley had one child, a girl, who looks like dad. Cruel fates indeed.

Supposedly it's far more common for kids to look like their father than their mother.

This made it easier to identify one's legitimate offspring back in the days when parentage was more...questionable.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:40 PM (hKLpI)

423 I did one of those small random good deeds a few months back. I was next on line at a convenience store when this girl, maybe early 30's, was buying a pack of cigarettes. Her card was declined twice. She was calm but huffing and cursing - not vulgar - like one of those crappy days - and she was positively downcast, about to walk out of the store.

I said "stop", held my card up and said "I'll get it". She looked back at me completely doe-eyed and said in this totally self-judgmental tone - "but they're *cigarettes*". I said "It doesn't matter. My wife smokes, I get it." She just stared at me in this crazy awe while I paid, took them from the cashier, thanked me again and walked out.

I come out a minute later and hear from across the lot, "There he is!". She's standing with a friend, lit cigarette in mouth, and calls me over. She was so incredibly grateful, gave me a hug and just couldn't stop thanking me. I said it's not a big deal, really, just glad to help.

It's stupid shit like that, though, which when you're on the receiving end of it, you don't forget.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 11:42 PM (iUIKZ)

424 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 12, 2020 11:42 PM (wPVhA)

425 This made it easier to identify one's legitimate offspring back in the days when parentage was more...questionable.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:40 PM (hKLpI)

Makes me feel sad for Rumer Willis. I just hope he doesn't get the receding hairline.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pushing Irish into the Missouri at June 12, 2020 11:43 PM (x8Wzq)

426 He's a lock for the post of Court Fool.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

If Raz needs a Grima Wormtongue, all I ask for compensation is the Big Tiddy Antifa Girl.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 11:44 PM (SfYbS)

427 Nil Butron is a pud.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 12, 2020 11:44 PM (vuisn)

428 Krebs, yup.
I quit watching any L&O show because they've all become nothing but leftist dreck and agitprop.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 12, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)

429 Some homeless dude has apparently seized the Antifastan "farm", and is threatening to fight any hippie who incurs on his newly-founded homeland.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:44 PM (hKLpI)

430 "Isetta Few Rioters Straight"


I don't think I'd want to fire that weapon without at least tying the car to a few cinder blocks......

Posted by: GWB at June 12, 2020 11:44 PM (zVf5b)

431 And they will stand in the Lord's presence and He will ask them to what purpose did you subvert my Word ? Thought of that alone is enough for me.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 11:38 PM (kQw0u)


Word!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 11:44 PM (mMLSg)

432 417 410 So I see no comments about this, but this whole movement reeks of cult indoctrination techniques.

Cults have some standard tools they use.
1. They isolate you from your family, past, history, and culture. Isolated people are easier to manipulate.

2. They create negative emotions, and then offer relief, but only through the cult. Cults do this by making people feel that others (often family) are abusers or are causing them harm, and then when they think of that stuff they feel worse (anger, guilt, shame,...)

These are also standard abuser tactics. Don't ask me how I know. But with cults they've been systematized.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 11:38 PM (NWiLs)


THIS x one million.

You have articulated exactly what I see happening.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 11:44 PM (TdMsT)

433
And they will stand in the Lord's presence and He will ask them to what purpose did you subvert my Word ? Thought of that alone is enough for me.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 11:38 PM (kQw0u)


"I am my brother's keeper."

'Nuff said.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 11:45 PM (pNxlR)

434 362
Trump just removed medical something from Trannys. Now, they have to go by the gender they were at birth.

Heads are exploding as I write this.


He did more than that. SCOMF tried to redefine "sex" as preference, but also as "termination of pregnancy" (yes, this sound like a typo because it is scoamf logic) That is, he was trying to make it federal law that you can not discriminate against someone wanting an abortion.

This was disgusting. He tried to make women wanting to kill their baby a protected class that had to be accommodated by health care providers.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 12, 2020 11:45 PM (LWu6U)

435 Supposedly it's far more common for kids to look like their father than their mother.

This made it easier to identify one's legitimate offspring back in the days when...


Hmph. Are you sure?

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at June 12, 2020 11:45 PM (dYmWY)

436 The storm has passed. Maybe a half-inch of rain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:46 PM (xpBqb)

437 I don't think I'd want to fire that weapon without at least tying the car to a few cinder blocks......

Posted by: GWB at June 12, 2020 11:44 PM (zVf5b)


Wheel chocks, my good man, wheel chocks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 11:46 PM (mMLSg)

438
It's stupid shit like that, though, which when you're on the receiving end of it, you don't forget.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 11:42 PM (iUIKZ)


I love this story too.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 12, 2020 11:47 PM (TdMsT)

439 according to a twitter feed it refers to an ACA rule that would have required all healthcare facilities to perform elective sterilizations and abortions (maybe gender surgeries?). It was blocked in 2016 and found unlawful in 2019 by a federal court because it was contrary to civil rights laws.

If this is a double post I apologize--I'm pretty sure I hit post but maybe not, it's late.

Posted by: Lirio100 at June 12, 2020 11:47 PM (JK7Jw)

440 Makes me feel sad for Rumer Willis. I just hope he doesn't get the receding hairline.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pushing Irish into the Missouri

Partner, his parents named him Rumer. Think a receding hairline is probably low on the list.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 11:47 PM (kQw0u)

441 You're a good man, too, triple-dot.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:47 PM (hKLpI)

442 I hate a tv mounted above a fireplace.
And a fireplace should have a hearth.

Posted by: Case at June 12, 2020 11:48 PM (7cc/Y)

443 The story goes that Albert Einstein and Marilyn Monroe met at some event or other, and Marilyn said to Albert that the two of them should get together and make babies, because the kids would have her looks and his brains.

Albert allegedly replied that what if their kids had his looks and her brains...


Which proves this story a lie or Einstein wasn't a genius.

A real genius would agree with her emphatically then insist they benefit the world with such spawn immediately and generously.

Posted by: 🐧 at June 12, 2020 11:48 PM (C+evo)

444 Remember the West Point Cadet who wore a Che shirt under his uniform and went full Lenin at his graduation?

He just left with a "less-than-honorable" discharge. Hopefully that means he has zero eligibility for any military or veterans benefits.

Story from Daily Mail:

https://tinyurl.com/ya7ett7x

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 12, 2020 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)

445 Partner, his parents named him Rumer. Think a receding hairline is probably low on the list.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 11:47 PM (kQw0u)

"The fire in Mrs. Murphy's boarding house put an end to many ugly roomers."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:49 PM (xpBqb)

446

Don't get the Simpsons game thing...

Posted by: Karen Afag at June 12, 2020 11:49 PM (AVdZp)

447
429 Some homeless dude has apparently seized the Antifastan "farm", and is threatening to fight any hippie who incurs on his newly-founded homeland.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:44 PM (hKLpI)


What's the count now? Three "chiefs" in four days?

Tranny lesbian unibrow serial sex abuser
Raz al-Ghul
Homeless dude

What happened to "autonomous collective"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 11:49 PM (pNxlR)

448 The argument about naming a kid Rumer could end a marriage.

It's certainly conceivable no pun intended.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2020 11:50 PM (Qf83p)

449 Makes me feel sad for Rumer Willis. I just hope he doesn't get the receding hairline.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pushing Irish into the Missouri

Partner, his parents named him Rumer. Think a receding hairline is probably low on the list.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 11:47 PM (kQw0u)
----------------------------------------------

Aren't all of their children female? Or I missed the original comment up there in the comment storm.

Posted by: Boots at June 12, 2020 11:50 PM (oGBso)

450 The "garden plot" the homeless dude has taken over was clearly labeled "This Garden is for Black and Indigenous Folks and Their Plant Allies".

Homeless dude is as white as Edgar Winter's underballs.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:51 PM (hKLpI)

451 Don't get the Simpsons game thing...
Posted by: Karen Afag at June 12, 2020 11:49 PM (AVdZp)

You must not yet be 29 years old.

*adjusts old-timey bow tie*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pushing Irish into the Missouri at June 12, 2020 11:51 PM (x8Wzq)

452 Story from Daily Mail:

https://tinyurl.com/ya7ett7x
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 12, 2020 11:48 PM (L2ZTs)

Fucker looks like the bastard son of John Kerry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:52 PM (xpBqb)

453 AOP, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 12, 2020 11:52 PM (L2ZTs)

454 > What's the count now? Three "chiefs" in four days?

Well, technically, methed-up homeless dude has only annexed a small portion of Antifastan. It's what you'd call a "breakaway republic", I guess.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:52 PM (hKLpI)

455 Rumer is a girl person. For the record. I type real bad sometimes.

Most times.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pushing Irish into the Missouri at June 12, 2020 11:52 PM (x8Wzq)

456 Aren't all of their children female? Or I missed the original comment up there in the comment storm.
Posted by: Boots

I have no idea nor do I care.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 11:53 PM (kQw0u)

457 Domino's delivers to the Nation of CHAZ.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2020 11:30 PM (sy5kK)


Not if I had anything to say about it. Siege time.

Posted by: GWB at June 12, 2020 11:53 PM (zVf5b)

458 Seems to me there was an author named Rumer Godden. Thought it was a woman.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:54 PM (xpBqb)

459 Aren't all of their children female? Or I missed the original comment up there in the comment storm.
Posted by: Boots

Luca Brasi never thought of that.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 11:54 PM (SfYbS)

460 Wheel chocks, my good man, wheel chocks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together!- at June 12, 2020 11:46 PM (mMLSg)


I think you'd need hefty ones - that might make you roll (or flip) right over regular chocks.

Posted by: GWB at June 12, 2020 11:54 PM (zVf5b)

461 > He just left with a "less-than-honorable" discharge.

Punk should've gotten ten years in Leavenworth, or maybe eleven years in Tenworth.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:55 PM (hKLpI)

462 TYPO!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Pushing Irish into the Missouri at June 12, 2020 11:55 PM (x8Wzq)

463 > Seems to me there was an author named Rumer Godden. Thought it was a woman.

> Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Yeah, there was. She was pretty good, as I recall.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:55 PM (hKLpI)

464
Their Plant Allies


When are the Ents arriving at Sea-Tac? Tonight?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 11:56 PM (pNxlR)

465

It's okay honey, Bob's your uncle!

Posted by: A veritable shitload of 24 year-old scumbags at June 12, 2020 11:56 PM (AVdZp)

466 What happened to "autonomous collective"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 11:49 PM (pNxlR)

You're fooling yourself! We're living in a dictatorship!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 11:57 PM (NWiLs)

467 304 It's not nice to say but Demi Moore and Bruce Willis had some ugly kids.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 11:03 PM (2DOZq)
---------------------
Well, I wouldn't call them ugly. Plain.
And it's weird because both parents are so good-looking.
You'd figure at least one of the 3 girls would be pretty.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2020 11:57 PM (M/9m0)

468 429 Some homeless dude has apparently seized the Antifastan "farm", and is threatening to fight any hippie who incurs on his newly-founded homeland.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:44 PM (hKLpI)

Mark my words, some soiboi is going to be murdered either by one of the hardcore criminals who has moved in or by some crazy homeless person. Then playing forts isn't going to be so much fun anymore for the young fools.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 12, 2020 11:57 PM (HabA/)

469 > When are the Ents arriving at Sea-Tac? Tonight?

The Ents would stomp the piss out of them after identifying them, correctly, as "little orcs".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:58 PM (hKLpI)

470 And they will stand in the Lord's presence and He will ask them to what purpose did you subvert my Word ?
....


That's exactly it.

We are all going to give an account. I shudder to think of the testimony that will be brought against me. It will be incontrovertible.

Thing the dear Lord.genuinely for my intercessor, because I am surely worthy of destruction.

I think a lot of folks, when that day comes, think they are going to explain and debate, but that's not how it's gonna happen. When you stand before your Maker, all will be clear, your motives and heart will be revealed and you will be forced to submit and repent or be cast out. A million shrieking voices in support of you, agreeing with you, will mean nothing before the Lord.

The greatest treasures remain for those who choose the Lord now. Those that follow the ways that seem right to a man surely end in death.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 12, 2020 11:58 PM (ruyIA)

471 Thank*

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 12, 2020 11:58 PM (ruyIA)

472 What happened to "autonomous collective"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 11:49 PM (pNxlR)



You're fooling yourself! We're living in a dictatorship!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 11:57 PM (NWiLs)


A watery tart handing out swords is getting to sound like a saner and saner basis for government every day... ... ....

Posted by: GWB at June 12, 2020 11:58 PM (zVf5b)

473
You're fooling yourself! We're living in a dictatorship!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 11:57 PM (NWiLs)


I love that scene above any other in "Holy Grail"!

Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 11:59 PM (pNxlR)

474 Not if I had anything to say about it. Siege time.
Posted by: GWB

Shut off the power. Shut off the water. Shut down the cell towers. Razor wire fence around the entire "zone". Let them figure it out independent of any outside assistance. See how quickly the bidies pile up.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 11:59 PM (kQw0u)

475 Moving the rally date from Juneteenth to almost Julyith makes the cylindrical retards happyith?

Posted by: Menack at June 13, 2020 12:00 AM (buTO7)

476 The joke about "Einstein's looks & Marilyn Monroe's brains" doesn't really work for me.

She was quite intelligent, and a good actress who worked at her craft with Lee Strasberg.

She was ridiculed for once saying she wanted to play Anna Karenina, to wit: "Anna Karenina Meets the Three Stooges!"

The concept of MM as Karenina is actually quite intriguing. She might've fared better professionally today.

Posted by: mnw at June 13, 2020 12:00 AM (Cssks)

477 Their Plant Allies

When are the Ents arriving at Sea-Tac? Tonight?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 11:56 PM (pNxlR)

Ents travel by Entbus:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/entbus

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2020 12:00 AM (xpBqb)

478
Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2020 12:00 AM (pNxlR)

479 467 304 It's not nice to say but Demi Moore and Bruce Willis had some ugly kids.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 11:03 PM (2DOZq)
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Wasn't one of them named "Rumer?" I don't know what the other ones are called, but it sounds like Rumer grew up to fit her name.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 13, 2020 12:00 AM (HabA/)

480 467 Well, I wouldn't call them ugly. Plain.
And it's weird because both parents are so good-looking.
You'd figure at least one of the 3 girls would be pretty.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2020 11:57 PM (M/9m0)


And you'd think that Tom Cruise's Mom would be hot, but she looks really odd with the family eyebrows.

Posted by: Splunge at June 13, 2020 12:00 AM (dOV9E)

481 Anyone else ever have to microwave stuff while people are sleeping? Why is it that when I close the door on my microwave it sounds like lights out at Supermax? I get that it has to seal itself up, but shit.

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2020 12:01 AM (iUIKZ)

482 304 It's not nice to say but Demi Moore and Bruce Willis had some ugly kids.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 11:03 PM (2DOZq)
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Well, I wouldn't call them ugly. Plain.
And it's weird because both parents are so good-looking.
You'd figure at least one of the 3 girls would be pretty.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille


Like they both caught the "best case scenario" of their respective gene pools.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2020 12:01 AM (Qf83p)

483 The Ents would stomp the piss out of them after identifying them, correctly, as "little orcs".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth)

Oh please, please...I choose this.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 13, 2020 12:02 AM (kQw0u)

484 Shut off the power. Shut off the water. Shut down the cell towers. Razor wire fence around the entire "zone". Let them figure it out independent of any outside assistance. See how quickly the bidies pile up.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 11:59 PM (kQw0u)

That's what should be done, but we're talking about Seattle here. Like I said, it'll be shut down only after some of the white brats are murdered by criminals or crazy people.

Then they'll call 911.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 13, 2020 12:02 AM (HabA/)

485 Conversely, Penelope Cruz has a sister that looks just like her.

So both are the norm of their gene pool.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2020 12:03 AM (Qf83p)

486 > Their Plant Allies

Proof that I'm not making that up:

https://tinyurl.com/plant-allies

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 12:03 AM (hKLpI)

487 The Ents would stomp the piss out of them after identifying them, correctly, as "little orcs".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth)

#NotAllOrcs

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 13, 2020 12:03 AM (SfYbS)

488 "fictional country from the Marvel Universe where the Black Panther originates, a kingdom in deepest Africa that has been hidden away from the world for centuries. Has a special mineral found nowhere else on earth for some reason that has given them incredible technological possibilities."

Which they bogart while the rest of the African continent goes down the toilet.

That always bothered me.

Posted by: Fen at June 13, 2020 12:03 AM (TNHVJ)

489 Nite all, bed beckons. Be well good folks.

Posted by: Farmer at June 13, 2020 12:04 AM (GmKca)

490 Shut off the power. Shut off the water. Shut down the cell towers. Razor
wire fence around the entire "zone". Let them figure it out independent
of any outside assistance. See how quickly the bidies pile up.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 12, 2020 11:59 PM (kQw0u)

Sure. If this was anything but another tiresome "Get Trump" op. It's as planned as the COVID lies and response.

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2020 12:04 AM (iUIKZ)

491 469 > When are the Ents arriving at Sea-Tac? Tonight?

The Ents would stomp the piss out of them after identifying them, correctly, as "little orcs".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 11:58 PM (hKLpI)

HOOM HOM

Posted by: Treebeard from the 'Hood at June 13, 2020 12:04 AM (CLteG)

492 > Conversely, Penelope Cruz has a sister that looks just like her.

Face and body of Penelope Cruz.
Mind of Ted Cruz.

You could get a hell of a cruzade out of that combo.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 12:04 AM (hKLpI)

493 486 > Their Plant Allies

Proof that I'm not making that up:

https://tinyurl.com/plant-allies
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 12:03 AM (hKLpI)


Pathetic.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 13, 2020 12:04 AM (TdMsT)

494 "And it's weird because both parents are so good-looking.
You'd figure at least one of the 3 girls would be pretty."

Lots of traits skip generations. I'm more like my grandparents than my parents.

Posted by: Fen at June 13, 2020 12:05 AM (TNHVJ)

495 You are likely to have a doppelganger

about a 1:135 chance


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8j554my


Posted by: Kindltot at June 13, 2020 12:06 AM (WyVLE)

496 Is that Ma Deuce remote controlled? There doesn't seem to be enough room for a gunner.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 13, 2020 12:06 AM (qyH+l)

497 423---It's stupid shit like that, though, which when you're on the receiving end of it, you don't forget.
Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 11:42 PM (iUIKZ)
---------------------------------
Yep. "Stupid shit" like that does more to brighten the world than any political act ever can.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 13, 2020 12:06 AM (M/9m0)

498 Well, I wouldn't call them ugly. Plain.
And it's weird because both parents are so good-looking.
You'd figure at least one of the 3 girls would be pretty.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
---------

Well, consider Cher's daughter. I mean, that is one ugly girl.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 13, 2020 12:06 AM (DMQdU)

499 #OrcLivesMatter

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 13, 2020 12:07 AM (ufFY8)

500 Fox News story:

Virginia man blew off hand making explosives to target 'hot cheerleaders,' according to police

Even worse news: it was his masturbatin' hand :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2020 12:07 AM (L2ZTs)

501 Is Sea-Tac where all the Sea-Doo comes from??

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2020 12:08 AM (L2ZTs)

502 So the scary, pandemicilicious Trump torchlight rally with the Riefenstahl optical effects was moved, after all, from the 19th.

Kudos to those here - don't recall who - immediately commented that the 19th was problematic due to Juneteenth.

And WTFF with the WH? Yeah sure there's no harm here, no big deal switching, but seems like very poor staff work to me.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2020 12:08 AM (El6T/)

503 Pathetic.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at June 13, 2020 12:04 AM (TdMsT)


That there is harsh words.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 13, 2020 12:09 AM (mMLSg)

504 There was a Mexican guy in front of me in a small grocery store buying an energy drink and a pre made sandwich. Card was declined and I stepped in and paid. He was so thankful saying in Spanish that god blesses me.
As I'm pulling out of the parking lot, the guy is also starting to pull out in a brand new Ford F 350.
LOL! But he was very gracious about me paying so there's that!

Posted by: keena at June 13, 2020 12:09 AM (RiTnx)

505 Well, the authorities in Australia at least have some national pride left. Aussie police circled a statue of Capt. Cook in a Sydney Park and kept antifa scum from defacing it.

Why the hell isn't anybody doing that here?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 13, 2020 12:10 AM (HabA/)

506 > Mark my words, some soiboi is going to be murdered either by one of the hardcore criminals who has moved in or by some crazy homeless person.

Yeah, likely before the night is over, if it hasn't happened already.

Take a look at this fine example of a mostly peaceful protester:


https://tinyurl.com/faceslice

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 12:10 AM (hKLpI)

507 Anyone else ever have to microwave stuff while people are sleeping? Why is it that when I close the door on my microwave it sounds like lights out at Supermax? I get that it has to seal itself up, but shit.
Posted by: ...
--------

Hold the latch in the open position, close the door gently, while holding the door shut, gently release the latch. Silent.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 13, 2020 12:10 AM (CTJwJ)

508 Yeah. Twin Strangers is a neat page. Some are just good but some of these are just uncanny.

https://tinyurl.com/y8g4f9wc

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2020 12:11 AM (iUIKZ)

509

The daughter of Christie Brinkley with Billy Joel can look pretty good. She and the other daughter did a photoshoot along with Mom with SI a couple of years ago. I'm too lazy to hunt a link, but a search will find it.

Alexa is not bad looking at all.

Of course, they are cursed with a mother who looks better than either of them at 65+, twice their ages.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 13, 2020 12:11 AM (rCwaK)

510 2 things...

You all need to read Archbishop Vigano's letter to PDT (in his twitter feed). Children of Light and Children of Darkness, both in secular government and in Church government... He does give hope that there are more Children of Light, but the Dark are louder. Don't be mistaken. The battle is over marriage and the family. The evil one wants the family destroyed because he hates God and his goodness.

#2. I showed the headline of just look at Mexico for a police less state to my husband, who is Mexican (and us naturalized). I expected him to be half sad and offended, but his immediate reaction was that was totally a correct statement and that he was so glad to be American because of the lawlessness in Mex.

So food for thought.

Posted by: sassy at June 13, 2020 12:11 AM (tUGnI)

511 Sure. If this was anything but another tiresome "Get Trump" op. It's as planned as the COVID lies and response.
Posted by: ...

Agreed. Unlike many of my fellow Washingtonians, I don't think Fay Inslee is stupid. On the other hand, PDT will outmaneuver him and his fellow conspirators. If he doesn't, some of us Washintonians may fix it for him.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 13, 2020 12:11 AM (kQw0u)

512 481 Anyone else ever have to microwave stuff while people are sleeping? Why is it that when I close the door on my microwave it sounds like lights out at Supermax? I get that it has to seal itself up, but shit.
Posted by: ... at June 13, 2020 12:01

Hold the door release button in, if there is one, while shutting the door. I understand.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 13, 2020 12:11 AM (lW69B)

513 Yeah sure there's no harm here, no big deal switching, but seems like very poor staff work to me.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2020 12:08 AM (El6T/)

Well, at least it's not like President doesn't have the full support and confidence of all his close WH advisors!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 13, 2020 12:11 AM (mMLSg)

514 Yeah what Mike said. Heh.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 13, 2020 12:12 AM (lW69B)

515 Hold the latch in the open position, close the door gently, while holding the door shut, gently release the latch. Silent.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 13, 2020 12:10 AM (CTJwJ)

Good idea but the latch is internal. This one is over the range. Just a door that opens with a pull and closes with a push. Which now that I think about it probably explains the noise.

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2020 12:12 AM (iUIKZ)

516
Well, here's a little youtube of that SI shoot with the daughters,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbRcmenCCQs

Christie was 63 when that was taken. 2017, I think, so she's 66 or so now.

And still quite hot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 13, 2020 12:13 AM (rCwaK)

517 Is that a MaDeuce mounted on the Fiat?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


It is, I believe. It's cool, but not quite as cool as Black Rifle Coffee Company's up-gunned Prius:

https://youtu.be/aflx7nRZuRY

"That is one heavily armed recreational vehicle."

Posted by: Sharkman at June 13, 2020 12:13 AM (M2rKR)

518
Which they bogart while the rest of the African continent goes down the toilet.

That always bothered me.
Posted by: Fen at June 13, 2020 12:03 AM (TNHVJ)


I've got mine!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2020 12:13 AM (pNxlR)

519 Posted by: sassy at June 13, 2020 12:11 AM (tUGnI)

That letter is a must read!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 13, 2020 12:14 AM (mMLSg)

520 Years and years ago, some interesting "hey you look like" incidents. Metrobus in DC, 80s, at least twice, might have been 3 times - "hey you look like Anthony Perkins!". OK, maybe a very very little bit, back then. But several times, which was curious.

A few years later, twice (can't recall if on bus or elsewhere) "hey you look like Tommy Lee Jones!". That was fairly reasonable, from some angles, sorta true.

Many years later - "hey you look like John McEnroe!". Ah. Losing the hair on top seemed to take me from Jones to McEnroe. And - uh, maybe kinda. But the Jones one was closest to being reasonable.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2020 12:14 AM (El6T/)

521 I can't believe I know this tidbit of celebrity gossip, but whatever. Joel & Brinkley had one child, a girl, who looks like dad. Cruel fates indeed. She does something musical but I'm not sure what.

Posted by: Boots at June 12, 2020 11:25 PM (oGBso)

She DOES look like her dad, but I actually think she's very pretty in her own way. https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6vn246o

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 12:15 AM (qrX0b)

522 Shut off the power. Shut off the water. Shut down the cell towers. Razor wire fence around the entire "zone".

Nah. It's easy for us to solve. It's more entertaining to watch Democrats try to solve it. They all have their Kingdoms of CHAZ.

Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2020 12:16 AM (oBAbT)

523 Sharkman, the mini-gun mounted on the Prius was true genius. The Black Rifle Coffee guys know how to have fun, and they have a great sense of humor, and damn they have some nice toys (guns).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2020 12:17 AM (El6T/)

524 I've got mine!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2020 12:13 AM (pNxlR)


Words to live by!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at June 13, 2020 12:17 AM (mMLSg)

525 I'm done....

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 13, 2020 12:18 AM (/UQ/R)

526 Donna I try not to harp on it here, but the whole monument thing actually bothers me as much as literally anything in the last few years (which is obviously saying a lot). I won't even try to find adjectives right now, that's how bad and revealing I think it is.

And Australia moving to protect things sounds right. UK has been a disgrace on this, and the US ..... no words.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2020 12:19 AM (El6T/)

527 Trump just removed medical something from Trannys. Now, they have to go by the gender they were at birth.
Heads are exploding as I write this.
Posted by: ALH at June 12, 2020 11:06 PM (Lhcx9)

I find it hard to believe he has the legal authority to do that, no matter how much it pleases me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2020 11:09 PM


Not Trump personally, but his HHS
"Under the final rule, HHS eliminates certain provisions of the 2016 Rule (implemented during the reign of error) that exceeded the scope of the authority delegated by Congress in Section 1557"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/newhhsrule

Posted by: Chuck C at June 13, 2020 12:19 AM (Il+s2)

528 Nah. It's easy for us to solve. It's more entertaining to watch Democrats try to solve it. They all have their Kingdoms of CHAZ.
Posted by: t-bird

Except I live in this state. The Governor has essentially just said that private property no longer has any neaning in this state. Meanwhile, all of my state representatives and senators are deafeningly silent. Believe me, I am not alone in how pissed I am.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 13, 2020 12:21 AM (kQw0u)

529
486 Their Plant Allies

Proof that I'm not making that up:

https://tinyurl.com/plant-allies
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 12:03 AM (hKLpI)


LOL. They've put down cardboard to prevent weeds (i.e., the grass) from stealing sunlight and nutrients from their "crops", which are planted in a far too thin layer of "topsoil".

Send the short buses out to bring the campers home, and make sure that a full complement of hockey helmets is loaded on each one!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2020 12:21 AM (pNxlR)

530 This seems......weird.

https://tinyurl.com/y8z9ywtv

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 12:21 AM (ruyIA)

531 What happened to "autonomous collective"?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 11:49 PM (pNxlR)


It sounds like they have turned it on its head and now they are collectively autonomists.

"You are nothing but a pack of ringleaders!!"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 13, 2020 12:21 AM (WyVLE)

532 Not Trump personally, but his HHS
"Under the final rule, HHS eliminates certain provisions of the 2016 Rule (implemented during the reign of error) that exceeded the scope of the authority delegated by Congress in Section 1557"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/newhhsrule
Posted by: Chuck C at June 13, 2020 12:19 AM (Il+s2)

Sounds good. De-incrementing a bit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2020 12:21 AM (xpBqb)

533 last poasted at 294... where are we naow?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 12:22 AM (5RpHt)

534 She DOES look like her dad, but I actually think she's very pretty in her own way. https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6vn246o

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 12:15 AM (qrX0b)

Am I losing my mind? She's hot as hell. Not remotely what I expected from "looks like Billy Joel".

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2020 12:22 AM (iUIKZ)

535 This seems......weird.

I would feed her.

Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2020 12:24 AM (SwCv8)

536 Proof that I'm not making that up:

https://tinyurl.com/plant-allies
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 12:03 AM (hKLpI)

LOL. They've put down cardboard to prevent weeds (i.e., the grass) from stealing sunlight and nutrients from their "crops", which are planted in a far too thin layer of "topsoil".

Send the short buses out to bring the campers home, and make sure that a full complement of hockey helmets is loaded on each one!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2020 12:21 AM (pNxlR)

Feeeed me! Feeeed me!

Posted by: Audrey at June 13, 2020 12:24 AM (xpBqb)

537 Does anyone here know if Zoom has a competitor, a service that's comparable, for video teleconferencing? I'd think there would be several players in that space, but that's the only name one hears.

Also - my laziness bears fruit in not being quite sure about some important things because I haven't looked into them. But I have seen claims that Zoom bumped some group at the behest of Chi-Nah, and that it is assumed that the encrypted feed is, um, decrypted as it passes through Chi-Nah (if it does). Sounds completely predictable, if true (we thankfully have used our position to snoop on internet traffic from the get-go).

Finally - Zoom just added Gen. McMaster to their board.

If either of the first two things above are correct ..... FFS, folks, can someone just pass up dirty $$ for other options, just once, for old times' sake?

The chef's kiss to all this: Mattis is now with the lobbying outfit that Zoom is using in DC.

Wordless.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2020 12:25 AM (El6T/)

538 446

Don't get the Simpsons game thing...

Posted by: Karen Afag at June 12, 2020 11:49 PM (AVdZp)

The guy on the console is Superintendent Chalmers. Ralph once referred to him as "Super Nintendo Chalmers".

Posted by: doof2112 at June 13, 2020 12:25 AM (mZUr4)

539 A homeless man occupied the CHAZ garden and destroyed it.

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1271638573658206213?s=20

Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2020 12:25 AM (iTsRD)

540
Yeah, you can see the resemblance to Billy Joel, but she's hot.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 13, 2020 12:26 AM (rCwaK)

541 /sock

Posted by: Muldoon at June 13, 2020 12:26 AM (Fc5rx)

542 This seems......weird.

https://tinyurl.com/y8z9ywtv
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

One of the COBs , Mishum I think, had this linked awhile back. There is no seems about it.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 13, 2020 12:27 AM (kQw0u)

543 530 This seems......weird.

https://tinyurl.com/y8z9ywtv
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at June 13, 2020 12:21 AM (ruyIA)

That story pops up every few months.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 12:27 AM (qrX0b)

544 Wordless.
Posted by: rhomboid

I think Gab started a Zoom alternative. Don't have any experience with it though.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 13, 2020 12:27 AM (SfYbS)

545 504---....As I'm pulling out of the parking lot, the guy is also starting to pull out in a brand new Ford F 350.
LOL! But he was very gracious about me paying so there's that!
Posted by: keena at June 13, 2020 12:09 AM (RiTnx)
-------------------------------
LOL, for sure!
Still,....a ray of sunshine.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 13, 2020 12:28 AM (M/9m0)

546 537 Does anyone here know if Zoom has a competitor, a service that's comparable, for video teleconferencing? I'd think there would be several players in that space, but that's the only name one hears.

Microsoft Teams also does web based conference calls. Video or audio-only

Posted by: doof2112 at June 13, 2020 12:28 AM (mZUr4)

547 "Here's a little tip for all our leftist friends: Break it all down to its most basic component, and the police exist to protect criminals from society. You hear that Antifa and BLM, especially those of you that think it's a jolly good spot of fun to riot and loot?

Without police, justice is served by vigilantes, and hunting season just opened and there ain't no bag limit. Yes, in a civil society, police protect us from criminals, but take them off the board and who is going to protect the criminals from us?"

*****

Really?

Is there any evidence from Mexico that the cartels are running in fear from the people? The cops are gone, so I guess that is all that held the people back from their righteous vengeance, right?

No.

That is not what is happening.

That is just an Instapundit quote that sounds good...in Instapundit land.

It doesn't work so well in the real world.

And it ain't happening here in America.

Posted by: El Jefe at June 13, 2020 12:28 AM (/suS0)

548 Evening,

Be back after I consolidate......3,2,1

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 12:28 AM (u1WYs)

549 @MrAndyNgo
"Autonomous zone" being set up in Asheville, N.C.

https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/
1271657392673972226

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 13, 2020 12:29 AM (WwTwF)

550 Has anybody heard from ace. He was going to hang a tv.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 13, 2020 12:30 AM (0OmEj)

551 535
This seems......weird.



I would feed her.

Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2020 12:24 AM (SwCv

Not for her face anymore!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 13, 2020 12:31 AM (ufFY8)

552 A homeless man occupied the CHAZ garden and destroyed it.

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1271638573658206213?s=20


In another week this is going to turn into Naked and Afraid: The CHAZ Republic

Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2020 12:31 AM (1fg6a)

553 #StandWithTuckerCarlson is trending - is his show getting axed?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 13, 2020 12:32 AM (WwTwF)

554 539 A homeless man occupied the CHAZ garden and destroyed it.

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1271638573658206213?s=20
Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2020 12:25 AM (iTsRD)

HAH HAH!!! The homeless people stole all their food too! LOLGF

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 13, 2020 12:32 AM (NWiLs)

555 When life imitates art.

Commissioner Brumford: "Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?"

Lt. Frank Drebbin: "Well...isn't that the fault of the voters?"

Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear

Posted by: fly gal at June 13, 2020 12:33 AM (6CtMt)

556 Is there any evidence from Mexico that the cartels are running in fear from the people?

Eric Holder didn't arm the people.

Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2020 12:33 AM (1fg6a)

557
A homeless man occupied the CHAZ garden and destroyed it.



https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1271638573658206213?s=20

Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2020 12:25 AM (iTsRD)


Leftists need the right to protect them from even stupider versions of themselves.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 13, 2020 12:33 AM (9Om/r)

558
539 A homeless man occupied the CHAZ garden and destroyed it.

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1271638573658206213?s=20
Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2020 12:25 AM (iTsRD)


He's an agile and nimble WAR EE OAR!

Pretty sure he was in 300 --
Ah-oo! Ah-oo! Ah-oo!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 13, 2020 12:33 AM (pNxlR)

559 Has anybody heard from ace. He was going to hang a tv.
Posted by: USNtakim at June 13, 2020 12:30 AM (0OmEj)

Electrocution is the shiznit for wayward TV's.

Posted by: Audrey at June 13, 2020 12:33 AM (xpBqb)

560 526 .... the whole monument thing actually bothers me as much as literally anything in the last few years (which is obviously saying a lot)......
Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2020 12:19 AM (El6T/)
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Me too. The monuments and renaming.
The sheer hatred these things provoke in me is almost scary.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 13, 2020 12:34 AM (M/9m0)

561 Poking my head in to say hi to all frapperurs und frappettes.
been up since 0345. Fires in many locations. Trying to corral one in Tucson, among others. Best wishes to all in danger zones. Keep your head on a swivel.
Peace out.

Posted by: DBCooper at June 13, 2020 12:34 AM (y1Mvi)

562 Don't we have people in Asheville (Morons, I mean)?

And - TN governor (I think) announced there would be no secession (heh) in Nashville. So there must have been preliminaries under way there too.

That's OK. This is all freakish farce to most people, the more of it, and the more it's associated with "resistance" and "protest" etc, the better.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2020 12:34 AM (El6T/)

563 Believe me, I am not alone in how pissed I am.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 13, 2020 12:21 AM (kQw0u)

No, you are not.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 12:34 AM (qrX0b)

564 Poking my head in to say hi to all frapperurs und frappettes.
been up since 0345. Fires in many locations. Trying to corral one in Tucson, among others. Best wishes to all in danger zones. Keep your head on a swivel.
Peace out.
Posted by: DBCooper at June 13, 2020 12:34 AM (y1Mvi)

Stay safe, DB!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2020 12:35 AM (xpBqb)

565 A homeless man occupied the CHAZ garden and destroyed it.

https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1271638573658206213?s=20
Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2020 12:25 AM (iTsRD)

He's tripped out on something, no indication that he his homeless.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 13, 2020 12:35 AM (Rz2Nc)

566 I suppose in a way, kinda sorta, there is kind of a silver lining to the fecal festival of the last couple months. If you squint.

One aspect is that there is absolutely no way anybody can realistically depend on the current crop of bureaucrat politicians and "leaders", in far too many cases. There is no there, there. We had long suspected this was the case, but so long as the good ship America sailed along ... albeit poorly, and listing to starboard ...

Well anyway, everybody knows fully and completely these chucks are far beyond incompetent and fully into the "clear and present danger" category.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 13, 2020 12:35 AM (GkpWM)

567 Eric Holder didn't arm the people.

Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2020 12:33 AM (1fg6a)

Ouch and true.

But also in commie countries, criminals control every block at the behest of the corrupt leadership who live like kings. Kind of like what you see in our inner cities... despite the fact that plenty of people there are armed.

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2020 12:35 AM (iUIKZ)

568 I may have eluded to the adverse effects of CHAZ last night.

Tonight I will state for the record,

Crush and otherwise element this shit stain on American soil or it will fester like a junkie's skin popping leg abscess and infect the body whole.

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 12:36 AM (u1WYs)

569 Most of the people who already know how useless our "leadership" is *do not bother voting*.

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2020 12:36 AM (iUIKZ)

570 Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2020 12:25 AM (El6T/)

Webex, but I"m not sure if it's got the "free" component

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at June 13, 2020 12:37 AM (/tmyc)

571 Trying to buy Shelby Steele' White Guilt on Amazon. Not available?

Posted by: ChasAtlas at June 13, 2020 12:37 AM (VoKVv)

572 Margarita to me it's a shocking abandonment of a unique (or nearly so) American legacy, of reconciliation. I think I once told the story here of how this came up in a fairly dramatic way, personally, in the USSR, years ago. I'll never forget that, and this nihilistic Taliban imitation definitely changes some fundamental assessments of mine.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2020 12:38 AM (El6T/)

573 Don't we have people in Asheville (Morons, I mean)?
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Three. AshevilleRobert, GreyFox, and some other guy...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 13, 2020 12:38 AM (qHgVt)

574 556 Is there any evidence from Mexico that the cartels are running in fear from the people?

Eric Holder didn't arm the people.
Posted by: t-bird at June 13, 2020 12:33 AM (1fg6a)

*****

No, he didn't.

So Eric Holder is responsible for the failure of the Instapundit concept of police protecting criminals from the people?

Posted by: El Jefe at June 13, 2020 12:38 AM (/suS0)

575 Regarding Wakanda and the magic metal (vibranium, I think), it's supposedly what the rest of Africa would look like...if the "evil white colonizers" didn't enslave the population of an African country or steal their resources. In other words, Africa as a whole would be great and prosperous if it weren't for those evil white people.

Which isn't to say that there weren't evil white people who did those things, as there very clearly were (someone mentioned Congo in an ONT like a week back), but I dunno. I swear the harsh environment had more to do with the lack of advancement in civilization there, I don't know, I'm not a historian.

And no, I don't know why I know anything deeper about the MCU except that I read weird facts on the internet and in books and have a tendency to remember the dumbest, most useless things.

Posted by: JediArashi at June 13, 2020 12:38 AM (iHy1k)

576 Virginia man blew off hand making explosives to target 'hot cheerleaders,' according to police

Even worse news: it was his masturbatin' hand :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2020 12:07 AM (L2ZTs)

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Pffft. Only a chump has just one masturbating hand.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2020 12:39 AM (wPVhA)

577 Here's the thing, or so I've heard, LEOs assigned to sex crime units spend only months in that assignment, not years (hell, decades) as she has.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2020 11:27 PM (pNxlR)

IIRC, her mother was raped 9 months before she was born. There was a case where she encountered her father/mother's rapist.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 13, 2020 12:40 AM (qyH+l)

578 I used to think I would crawl over broken glass to vote for Trump in November. Now I'm thinking that a mine field would not keep me away.

Posted by: Splunge at June 13, 2020 12:40 AM (dOV9E)

579 Pffft. Only a chump has just one masturbating hand.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

Word.

Posted by: Vishnu at June 13, 2020 12:41 AM (SfYbS)

580 0 Has anybody heard from ace. He was going to hang a tv.
Posted by: USNtakim at June 13, 2020 12:30 AM (0OmEj)

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His mistake was announcing it beforehand. It gives the TV time to rally its supporters.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2020 12:41 AM (wPVhA)

581 This is what happens when you work 6 on 1 off for the last 10 months....simple proof-reading of posts become tedious and fraught with peril....

"ELIMINATE"

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 12:42 AM (u1WYs)

582 Pffft. Only a chump has just one masturbating hand.

Learn to use it!!

Posted by: The Couch at June 13, 2020 12:42 AM (oBAbT)

583 And it ain't happening here in America.
Posted by: El Jefe

We are not Mexico. Never have been.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 13, 2020 12:42 AM (kQw0u)

584 562 Don't we have people in Asheville (Morons, I mean)?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2020 12:34 AM (El6T/)
------------------------
Mike Hammer and .....(senile moment) another frequent commenter.
Asheville is very woke. Moonbatty.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 13, 2020 12:43 AM (M/9m0)

585 > Pffft. Only a chump has just one masturbating hand.
> Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

So you don't consider that cheating, then?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 12:43 AM (hKLpI)

586 Heidi Klum and Seal

Posted by: CyberCipher at June 13, 2020 12:43 AM (++/pX)

587 I believe in an armed society the cops do indeed protect the criminals. Mexicans by and large are not armed. Americans are. If American had no police it would be open season. Criminals are reluctant to break into houses that are inhabited in America for a reason.

Posted by: USNtakim at June 13, 2020 12:44 AM (0OmEj)

588 So you don't consider that cheating, then?



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 12:43 AM (hKLpI)

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LOL

We have an open relationship.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2020 12:44 AM (wPVhA)

589 378 according to a twitter feed it refers to an ACA rule that would have required all healthcare facilities to perform elective sterilizations and abortions (maybe gender surgeries?). It was blocked in 2016 and found unlawful in 2019 by a federal court because it was contrary to civil rights laws.
Posted by: Lirio100 at June 12, 2020 11:23 PM (JK7Jw)

That would have closed every Catholic hospital in the country. Which may have been part of the plan.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 13, 2020 12:44 AM (qyH+l)

590 Which isn't to say that there weren't evil white people who did those things, as there very clearly were (someone mentioned Congo in an ONT like a week back), but I dunno. I swear the harsh environment had more to do with the lack of advancement in civilization there, I don't know, I'm not a historian.

And no, I don't know why I know anything deeper about the MCU except that I read weird facts on the internet and in books and have a tendency to remember the dumbest, most useless things.
Posted by: JediArashi at June 13, 2020 12:38 AM (iHy1k)

Funny. Africa is awash in resources. Oil, coal, copper, iron, uranium, gold, diamonds, cobalt, and more. Ghana, I think, they learned how to smelt iron, and built an artisanal iron industry. That's about it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2020 12:45 AM (xpBqb)

591 Ask 'La Raza" how they be feeling these days......maybe time to make the bold move?

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 12:45 AM (u1WYs)

592 Hear about the guy who used way too much hand santizer?

He was charged with rape for getting his date drunk.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 12:45 AM (hKLpI)

593 583 And it ain't happening here in America.
Posted by: El Jefe

We are not Mexico. Never have been.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 13, 2020 12:42 AM (kQw0u)

*****

Yup. You are right.

Yet...And yet...I don't get the sense that the Antifa criminal scumbags fear us...or the citizens of this country.

They certainly don't fear the citizens of CHAZ.

Posted by: El Jefe at June 13, 2020 12:46 AM (/suS0)

594 Spell Check: One might allude to yesterday's post - but elude say, the Police. Like we hope all those crooks in government need to.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 13, 2020 12:47 AM (GkpWM)

595 If you take away all the bullshit by lefties - riots, lefty terror attacks, fake investigations, commie viruses, pussy marches, baseball field shootings, shampeachment - Trump's presidency has been *incredibly* uneventful. I would say much less eventful than the average presidency.

You would never know this and the very idea sounds completely ridiculous on its surface. Until you think about it.

We live in a fake, very scripted reality.

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2020 12:47 AM (iUIKZ)

596 Another oldie:

A young man in the Old Country was constantly masturbating. His father had caught him at it several times, and finally had had enough.

"Look, I'm going to the matchmaker to get you a wife. This has to stop!"

So, he found a wife for his son. About a week after the wedding, the old man caught the son out behind the woodshed, whacking off again.

"Holy cow!", exclaimed the old man. "I thought this would stop after you got married."

"But Papa... her little arm gets so tired."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 12:48 AM (hKLpI)

597 We have an open relationship.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2020 12:44 AM (wPVhA)

If it's open I'm pretty sure you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2020 12:48 AM (iUIKZ)

598 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2020 12:45 AM (xpBqb)

Yeah, that's about the only thing with all of that that never made sense to me, either...

Posted by: JediArashi at June 13, 2020 12:49 AM (iHy1k)

599 Mike Hammer and .....(senile moment) another frequent commenter.
Asheville is very woke. Moonbatty.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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I'm feeling sleepy, as we speak...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 13, 2020 12:49 AM (vOGqy)

600 I believe in an armed society the cops do indeed
protect the criminals. Mexicans by and large are not armed. Americans
are. If American had no police it would be open season. Criminals are
reluctant to break into houses that are inhabited in America for a
reason.
Posted by: USNtakim at June 13, 2020 12:44 AM (0OmEj)


Dave Smith pointed out: no cops? No gun laws then. Who will enforce those parking tickets and nuisance citations? Howabout speeding and moving violations?

In certain municipalities, the cops act as bagmen for the city council too. It is not technically protection money, but it does keep the inspectors away.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 13, 2020 12:50 AM (WyVLE)

601 > Funny. Africa is awash in resources. Oil, coal, copper, iron, uranium, gold, diamonds, cobalt, and more.

Yeah. We know.

Also plenty of of lebensraum.


Posted by: The Chinese Communist Party at June 13, 2020 12:50 AM (hKLpI)

602 Yet...And yet...I don't get the sense that the Antifa criminal scumbags fear us...or the citizens of this country.

They certainly don't fear the citizens of CHAZ.
Posted by: El Jefe at June 13, 2020 12:46 AM (/suS0)

They didn't fair well outside of Portland, Seattle, well the left coast and New York.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 13, 2020 12:50 AM (Rz2Nc)

603 Yeah, you can see the resemblance to Billy Joel, but she's hot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 13, 2020 12:26 AM (rCwaK)

She seems very comfortable with her looks. The Willis girls, on the other hand...

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 12:51 AM (qrX0b)

604 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth)

Dad says to his son "If you don't stop whacking off, you'll go blind!"
Kid says "I'm over here Dad."

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 13, 2020 12:51 AM (SfYbS)

605 Funny. Africa is awash in resources. Oil, coal, copper, iron, uranium, gold, diamonds, cobalt, and more. Ghana, I think, they learned how to smelt iron, and built an artisanal iron industry. That's about it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2020 12:45 AM (xpBqb)

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Valerian steel comes from Ghana, if I'm not mistaken.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2020 12:51 AM (wPVhA)

606 Hey, good news! Washington state is calling in the National Guard!


...to help with unemployment claims.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya86zmhf

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 12:54 AM (qrX0b)

607 It takes a massive effort to turn an agricultural culture into a manufacturing culture. But it also involves leaving vested interests in agriculture out of the new power, and often they don't want to be excluded.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 13, 2020 12:54 AM (WyVLE)

608 Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 12:54 AM (qrX0b)

Drawing the line in the sand I see.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 13, 2020 12:57 AM (IYHxL)

609 ...to help with unemployment claims.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya86zmhf
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 12:54 AM (qrX0b)


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The storied 2nd Guards Grenadier Regiment has a splendid reputation for operating help desk call centers, possibly the finest in North America.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 13, 2020 12:58 AM (wPVhA)

610 I'm going to call it a night before this descends to Latvian jokes.



Posted by: The Chinese Communist Party at June 13, 2020 12:58 AM (hKLpI)

611 ..Poking my head in to say hi to all frapperurs und frappettes. been up since 0345. Fires in many locations. Trying to corral one in Tucson, among others. Best wishes to all in danger zones. Keep your head on a swivel.
Peace out.

Posted by: DBCooper at June 13, 2020 12:34 AM (y1Mvi)



This is the perfect time to drop Napalm on the Antifa encampments.

*innocent look*

What? It was a wildfire! What could I doooo?


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 13, 2020 12:59 AM (QzJWU)

612 602 Yet...And yet...I don't get the sense that the Antifa criminal scumbags fear us...or the citizens of this country.

They certainly don't fear the citizens of CHAZ.
Posted by: El Jefe at June 13, 2020 12:46 AM (/suS0)

They didn't fair well outside of Portland, Seattle, well the left coast and New York.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 13, 2020 12:50 AM (Rz2Nc)

*****

Yup. They didn't do well outside of the East coast, the west coast, Minneapolis, Chicago, Austin, Fort Worth...

The point isn't to try to glorify these bastards.

The point is, this will be a tough fight. And we have to be ready for that.

That Instapundit slogan is just a bunch of happy/hippy feel good nonsense.

Churchill had it right. There is nothing ahead of us but blood, toil, tears, and sweat.

But we will prevail.

Of that I have no doubt.

But it will not be easy.

Posted by: El Jefe at June 13, 2020 12:59 AM (/suS0)

613 I'm feeling sleepy, as we speak...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 13, 2020 12:49 AM (vOGqy)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 13, 2020 01:00 AM (M/9m0)

614 Well, the engine I have been working on is all bolted up to an automatic transmission, and all bolted into a rolling chassis. The engine is a good runner, and I drove it in a car last week, so all I did to it was clean and paint it, and replace a leaking core plug. The transmission is the unknown quantity here. So the plan is to get the engine started, and throw the transmission into gear, and see if it moves itself.

I have about everything done save for throttle linkage, and the assortment of pipes and hoses.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2020 01:00 AM (xpBqb)

615 "So you don't consider that cheating, then?"

More like dating the Doublemint Twins...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 13, 2020 01:01 AM (dDXVe)

616 #470, Bitter Clinger, you are exactly right.

Posted by: sassy at June 13, 2020 01:01 AM (tUGnI)

617 606 Hey, good news! Washington state is calling in the National Guard!


...to help with unemployment claims.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya86zmhf
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 12:54 AM (qrX0b)

*****


God...damnit.

*smacks forehead with hand*

Posted by: El Jefe at June 13, 2020 01:01 AM (/suS0)

618 Brooke Baldwin gave frequent enthusiastic head in college. Thanks for the memories, babe.

Posted by: Bareback Jazzhands at June 13, 2020 01:02 AM (pQDnV)

619 Sock off, and good night.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 13, 2020 01:02 AM (hKLpI)

620 well, some of the local stores have taken the OSB down....

others only remove enough to let customers in, then batten down again.

i am under assault by a local organization for "wrong think" in private e-mails and "inappropriate comments" on NextDoor.

they apparently forgot i w*rk for a conservative lawyer part time.

and yes, i am going to hammer them into freeze dried dog shit dust.

because i can.

fuck with the bull, you get the horn, and yes, i AM a Taurus, and not the faggoty Ford automobile kind.

not to mention having been Infantry and Armored Cav, in my misspent youth.

these virtue signalling assholes have no idea who they are Fing with, but they will learn.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 01:05 AM (5RpHt)

621 LOL at the idiot destroying the idiot garden.


Chaztopia. hahahahaha....

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2020 01:06 AM (Qf83p)

622 Something else somebody mentioned on another board, that needs to be addressed, and I think probably plays an outsized role in this nonsense are prescription drugs - "anti-anxiety" and the rest of it. Very, very powerful medications that I can only assume are eaten like candy by the smart set, and politicians.

It explains a lot. They are on drugs. And it interferes with their perception of reality in very profound ways. If you're on drugs, you can't operate a motor vehicle - a car, or anything else.

Why should these cretins be allowed to run the machinery of our government, whether state, local, or federal?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 13, 2020 01:06 AM (GkpWM)

623 LOL at the idiot destroying the idiot garden.


Chaztopia. hahahahaha....
Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2020 01:06 AM (Qf83p)

When garden gnomes go bad...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2020 01:07 AM (xpBqb)

624 How many Latvians does it take to invade Lithuania?

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2020 01:08 AM (Qf83p)

625 It's like we're seeing fast forward Animal Farm.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2020 01:09 AM (Qf83p)

626 How many Latvians does it take to invade Lithuania?
Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2020 01:08 AM (Qf83p)

Just one, if they Lett him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2020 01:09 AM (xpBqb)

627 Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 01:05 AM (5RpHt)

Good for you!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 01:09 AM (qrX0b)

628 these virtue signalling assholes have no idea who they are Fing with, but they will learn.


Posted by: redc1c4

Give em hell

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 13, 2020 01:09 AM (SfYbS)

629 ..redc1c4


You are cleared hot. I repeat, you are cleared hot.

Engage targets.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 13, 2020 01:11 AM (QzJWU)

630 Ten second attention span Animal Farm.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2020 01:11 AM (Qf83p)

631 627 Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 01:05 AM (5RpHt)

Good for you!
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 01:09 AM (qrX0b)

I only wish our elected officials had this kind of fire...

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 01:11 AM (qrX0b)

632 Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 01:05 AM (5RpHt)

*****

God bless, God speed, and be safe.

If I'm blessed, I'll meet you in Valhalla.

Posted by: El Jefe at June 13, 2020 01:11 AM (/suS0)

633 How many Latvians does it take to invade Lithuania?
Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2020 01:08 AM (Qf83p)


Levitating Latvians ?

Posted by: Adriane the Classical Music Critic ... at June 13, 2020 01:12 AM (LPnfS)

634 Why should these cretins be allowed to run the machinery of our government, whether state, local, or federal?
Posted by: Common Tater

Mandatory drug tests with full disclosure for all public officials.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable, Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 13, 2020 01:12 AM (SfYbS)

635 Posted by: El Jefe at June 13, 2020 12:59 AM (/suS0)

I'm guess we kind of agree. Although, in my opinion antifa is not welcome in Cleveland and other midwestern cities.

Oddly enough, my iPad tried to insist antifa should be capitalized,

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 13, 2020 01:13 AM (Rz2Nc)

636 Posted by: DBCooper at June 13, 2020 12:34 AM (y1Mvi)

Keep her flying boss, stay safe down in Tucson

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 13, 2020 01:13 AM (DjiZK)

637 Well El Jefe, that wasn't an instapundit quote, that was me. And I say that because it's been true for all of American history. In the absence of police or sheriffs, the citizens band together to defeat the criminal element. Many times these groups morph into police agencies down the road.

Mexico ain't the US, the citizens aren't nearly as heavily armed, but it's happening down there too. Unfortunately, because Mexico HAS a police force, just one that is horribly corrupt and inefficient, many of these groups are morphing into gangs little different than the ones they set out to oppose.

Now, let me ask you a question: Suppose there is a group of 3 or 4 methed up yutes outside your house trying to break down your door. I mean right now, today, in civilized USA. What's stopping you from shooting them? Assume that you truly believe that your life is in danger, I'm not talking about shooting them on a whim. I assume that there is some point when you will shoot them, as they reach out to grab you I suppose, but why didn't you shoot sooner? Like when they started pounding on the door?

Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2020 01:13 AM (iTsRD)

638

Oddly enough, my iPad tried to insist antifa should be capitalized,


Ironic considering their stance on capitalism.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 13, 2020 01:14 AM (SchxB)

639 Virginia man blew off hand making explosives to target 'hot cheerleaders,' according to police

Even worse news: it was his masturbatin' hand :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2020 12:07 AM (L2ZTs)


Hope the guy's first name isn't Pete.

Typing comments one-handed would be tough.

Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2020 01:14 AM (Y8PSl)

640 redc, you should give the Horde some taste of what's going on, to the extent practical. And I'm shocked a demure thing like you would make inappropriate comments on NextDoor. Well, maybe not.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2020 01:15 AM (El6T/)

641 but why didn't you shoot sooner?

Couldn't see what was behind the target when it was still on the other side of the door.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 13, 2020 01:16 AM (SchxB)

642 635 Posted by: El Jefe at June 13, 2020 12:59 AM (/suS0)

I'm guess we kind of agree. Although, in my opinion antifa is not welcome in Cleveland and other midwestern cities.

Oddly enough, my iPad tried to insist antifa should be capitalized,
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 13, 2020 01:13 AM (Rz2Nc)

*****

We may differ in opinion in small things.

But we agree on the need for victory.

Antifa delenda est.

Posted by: El Jefe at June 13, 2020 01:16 AM (/suS0)

643 I'm gonna call it a night Horde.
Keep your powder dry and your t-shirts wet.

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Posted by: mona lisa at June 13, 2020 01:18 AM (AsFF3)

645 Occasionally I'll see the numbers of people on some kind of drug for psychological/emotional reasons, and it's shocking. Any impact on society is something I'm not smart enough to assess, but common sense does lead towards "whoa".

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2020 01:19 AM (El6T/)

646 637 Well El Jefe, that wasn't an instapundit quote, that was me. And I say that because it's been true for all of American history. In the absence of police or sheriffs, the citizens band together to defeat the criminal element. Many times these groups morph into police agencies down the road.

Mexico ain't the US, the citizens aren't nearly as heavily armed, but it's happening down there too. Unfortunately, because Mexico HAS a police force, just one that is horribly corrupt and inefficient, many of these groups are morphing into gangs little different than the ones they set out to oppose.

Now, let me ask you a question: Suppose there is a group of 3 or 4 methed up yutes outside your house trying to break down your door. I mean right now, today, in civilized USA. What's stopping you from shooting them? Assume that you truly believe that your life is in danger, I'm not talking about shooting them on a whim. I assume that there is some point when you will shoot them, as they reach out to grab you I suppose, but why didn't you shoot sooner? Like when they started pounding on the door?
Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2020 01:13 AM (iTsRD)

*****

Thank you for the courtesy of your reply.

Please give me a moment to give your question the attention it deserves.

Much respect to you.

Posted by: El Jefe at June 13, 2020 01:19 AM (/suS0)

647 In Mexico, citizens are not allowed to have guns. So "good people" don't have guns. That is why they are hosed. In the absence of upright police, the vacuum creates the cartels, especially along the border. the citizens think the police are bought and paid for by the cartels. there is no trust.

Posted by: sassy at June 13, 2020 01:19 AM (tUGnI)

648 Ironic considering their stance on capitalism.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 13, 2020 01:14 AM (SchxB)

LOL

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 13, 2020 01:20 AM (Rz2Nc)

649 Lace wigs!

OK, something else.

But real commercial spam?

Been a long time.

And I always wondered which "machines" were for sale.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2020 01:20 AM (El6T/)

650 I wish people would stop finding ways to prove we have not reached Peak Stupidity yet.

How long before all of CHAZ immolates itself to protest the lack of food, sanitation, and other benefits of civilization?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2020 01:21 AM (8Vlpf)

651 Posted by: mona lisa at June 13, 2020 01:18 AM (AsFF3)

For some inexplicable reason, I am disinclined to trust you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2020 01:22 AM (xpBqb)

652 Should there be a clean up on aisle #644? Looks to be a bot selling stuff.

Posted by: sassy at June 13, 2020 01:22 AM (tUGnI)

653 We may differ in opinion in small things.

But we agree on the need for victory.

Antifa delenda est.
Posted by: El Jefe at June 13, 2020 01:16 AM (/suS0)

All the best to you and yours.

Time for me to head to bed.

Goodnight horde!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at June 13, 2020 01:23 AM (Rz2Nc)

654 Posted by: rhomboid at June 13, 2020 01:20 AM (El6T/)

LOL.

"LOW SPERM CAM"

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 01:23 AM (qrX0b)

655 This is the perfect time to drop Napalm on the Antifa encampments.



*innocent look*



What? It was a wildfire! What could I doooo?



/snrk



Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TXPosted by: Jim at June 13, 2020 12:59 AM (QzJWU)

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FAE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmRASCHJe2Q

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 01:23 AM (5RpHt)

656 Joey Bidet's campaign should hire Mona Lisa

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2020 01:23 AM (8Vlpf)

657 But why didn't you shoot sooner?
Who says I'll wait? And that's a good reason "no knock warrants" are a bad idea.

Posted by: Case at June 13, 2020 01:24 AM (7cc/Y)

658 LOL.

"LOW SPERM CAM"
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 13, 2020 01:23 AM (qrX0b)

Sounds like a porn shoot at an antifa meeting.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2020 01:25 AM (xpBqb)

659 Maybe I'm a case of arrested development but I'm curious to see what happens if we just let Chaztopia run it's course.

There is comedy gold here people.

Let it squirm.

Posted by: eleven at June 13, 2020 01:25 AM (Qf83p)

660 Should there be a clean up on aisle #644? Looks to be a bot selling stuff.
Posted by: sassy at June 13, 2020 01:22 AM (tUGnI)

Well, you have to admit it's funny. The odd one or two such qualify as comic relief.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2020 01:26 AM (xpBqb)

661 Should there be a clean up on aisle #644? Looks to be a bot selling stuff.

Yes, but it's a funny bot. Besides, I think I might suffer from LOW SPERM CAM, maybe I should call.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2020 01:27 AM (iTsRD)

662 Joey Bidet's campaign should hire Mona Lisa

It would be a more coherent messaging strategy than he has now. Right now it just seems like he's using... you know... the thing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 13, 2020 01:27 AM (SchxB)

663 Get the new IPhone 13! Now with Low Sperm Cam!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2020 01:28 AM (xpBqb)

664 Now, let me ask you a question: Suppose there is a group of 3 or 4
methed up yutes outside your house trying to break down your door. I
mean right now, today, in civilized USA. What's stopping you from
shooting them? Assume that you truly believe that your life is in
danger, I'm not talking about shooting them on a whim. I assume that
there is some point when you will shoot them, as they reach out to grab
you I suppose, but why didn't you shoot sooner? Like when they started
pounding on the door?

Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2020 01:13 AM (iTsRD)

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speaking just for me, living in #Failifornia, with a beyond blue city attorney and county DA, just banging on my door isn't enough for me to risk the legal system.

beyond that, deponent sayeth not.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 01:28 AM (5RpHt)

665

"... the idiot destroying the idiot garden"

Isn't he the guy that is also the Dirt Eater at the Ren Faire?

Posted by: Arbalest at June 13, 2020 01:29 AM (FlRtG)

666 naow?

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 01:29 AM (5RpHt)

667 SPAZ Seattle People's Autonomous Zone

Posted by: m at June 13, 2020 01:29 AM (UcJxa)

668 nailed it!


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 01:29 AM (5RpHt)

669 speaking just for me, living in #Failifornia, with a beyond blue city attorney and county DA, just banging on my door isn't enough for me to risk the legal system.

beyond that, deponent sayeth not.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 01:28 AM (5RpHt)

Which is why there are backhoes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2020 01:30 AM (xpBqb)

670 SPAZ Seattle People's Autonomous Zone

Posted by: m at June 13, 2020 01:29 AM (UcJxa)

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AWESOME!

i lurve this.....

short, sweet and snarky!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 01:30 AM (5RpHt)

671 Well, it is 11:30 here, and I am getting sleepy. Time for me to hit the sack. Stay safe, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2020 01:31 AM (xpBqb)

672 I have to go to bed, but my point is that there are a whole bunch of things that you do before you shoot, and you do all of them because of the police. You call them. You may warn the meth heads off. Depending on your state you may have a duty to retreat. You wait until they have broached the door. You wait until you see a weapon. The list is long and varied, but these are all things that you're doing to protect yourself from prosecution.

In an area where there is no law enforcement? I'm slipping out the back and flanking those fuckers, and as soon as I see them I'm dropping the hammer, and I won't stop until all of them are down and dead.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2020 01:35 AM (iTsRD)

673 Leave the sales bot there, in honor of Lace Wigs & Machines for Sale.

Just have a COB or Pixy henceforth ban it's hash, but leave the post in place.

A crude artifact from an earlier time.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 13, 2020 01:35 AM (QzJWU)

674 Which is why there are backhoes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 13, 2020 01:30 AM (xpBqb)

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LOL.

i live in the middle of Lost Angels... neighbors, noise, etc, and, besides i'd likely need a permit from building and safety, an OSHA inspection, etc, just to dig an appropriate hole.

too much red tape.

just call the non-emergency number and ask them to come get the bodies...

AFTER i call the lawyers, of course.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 01:35 AM (5RpHt)

675 Hello all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2020 01:35 AM (SFAhl)

676 Checking in briefly

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 13, 2020 01:36 AM (IYHxL)

677 I was think inking about my own personal history regarding race relationships....then my past shot out at me like double ought buck-shot.....I don't even know how this will play to you ...I'm going to try and do an eyes closed total recall.....

I was 6 years old. My mother was in the hospital for an extended stay with the birth of one of my sisters. There were complications that extended it out even more ...so my dad had to hire..."A maid" to take care of me and my toddler brother Max.

Her name was Anna Mae, and she was from South Central Los Angeles.

I was always completely focused on her Ebony features and the white creases in her hands. She cooked our meals, she always seemed to be humming Gospel music. She was a presence for me.

But there was the day I tried to "play" her. It was time for my bath and I told her "My Dad said I could have my bath in the Kitchen sink." She did not even bat an eye and bathed me in the kitchen sink. But then I pushed it a little too far and told her. "My Dad said I could ride my bicycle out on the street after my bath."


Next thing I know....she reaches into a drawer and pulls out a big ass wooden salad spoon and holds it straight up in my face...."Master Richard, you will now get into your pajamas on and get yourself into your bed or I will lay this spoon to your backside!!"

Never messed with her again....My introduction to race relations.....circa 1960's

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 01:36 AM (u1WYs)

678 Blame it on a Japanese female sniper team that totally charmed you...

https://youtu.be/kSuzQA4CZb4

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2020 01:37 AM (8Vlpf)

679
I have to go to bed, but my point is that there are a whole bunch of
things that you do before you shoot, and you do all of them because of the police.
You call them. You may warn the meth heads off. Depending on your state
you may have a duty to retreat. You wait until they have broached the
door. You wait until you see a weapon. The list is long and varied, but
these are all things that you're doing to protect yourself from
prosecution.



In an area where there is no law enforcement? I'm slipping out the
back and flanking those fuckers, and as soon as I see them I'm dropping
the hammer, and I won't stop until all of them are down and dead.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2020 01:35 AM (iTsRD)

---
other than the going to bed bit, i can't say as i see anything here i disagree with, philosophically.

as for the sleeping part, i think Warren captured my POV on that perfectly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzcokwRnUts

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 01:39 AM (5RpHt)

680 Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 01:36 AM (u1WYs)

Since you are master Richard I'm assuming you are master of your domain

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 13, 2020 01:40 AM (IYHxL)

681 Now, let me ask you a question: Suppose there is a group of 3 or 4 methed up yutes outside your house trying to break down your door. I mean right now, today, in civilized USA. *What's stopping you from shooting them?* Assume that you truly believe that your life is in danger, I'm not talking about shooting them on a whim. I assume that there is some point when you will shoot them, as they reach out to grab you I suppose, but **why didn't you shoot sooner? Like when they started pounding on the door?**
Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2020 01:13 AM (iTsRD)

*****

*What's stopping you from shooting them?*

Well, I very may end up shooting them. But what gives me pause? Two things. One: I have to be able to justify this shooting to any civilian law enforcement agency that I am subject to. I can't just feed them to some hogs out in the back. Just like George Zimmerman had to justify his shooting to the Florida Department of Justice.

But Two: If this is just some group of tweakers with no affiliations...shooting them will probably have no negative consequences from the local crime syndicates.

But...if they are hooked up...smoking them on your porch will mean that you will get repeat visits from more people with every intention of putting you and yours down.

Which the police will not protect you from.

Posted by: El Jefe at June 13, 2020 01:40 AM (/suS0)

682 680

To be clear....Anna Mae was at the time.

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 01:42 AM (u1WYs)

683 speaking just for me, living in #Failifornia, with a beyond blue city attorney and county DA, just banging on my door isn't enough for me to risk the legal system.

beyond that, deponent sayeth not.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 01:28 AM (5RpHt)

Have you considered a hobby like collecting poisonous snakes and displaying them in a clear acrylic bucket that dumps said snakes when the door opens?
I believe you will be covered by the Lucy Ricardo v Robert Cummings decision of the Supreme Court of California.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 13, 2020 01:46 AM (e1mEI)

684 . One: I have to be able to justify this shooting to any civilian law enforcement agency that I am subject to.

Which was my point exactly. Thanks for your response, now I'm off to bed. G'nite.

Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2020 01:47 AM (iTsRD)

685 What could go wrong?

CVS is partnering with Nuro to use autonomous vehicles to deliver prescriptions.

Test market is in Houston.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2020 01:48 AM (8Vlpf)

686 Any UT morons here? Cancelling a Nor Cal trip next month because it's still a mess. How is UTwith the Covid restrictions crap?

Posted by: keena at June 13, 2020 01:49 AM (RiTnx)

687 684 . One: I have to be able to justify this shooting to any civilian law enforcement agency that I am subject to.

Which was my point exactly. Thanks for your response, now I'm off to bed. G'nite.
Posted by: Weirddave at June 13, 2020 01:47 AM (iTsRD)

*****

And thank you for your response. But please note that I also addressed the possibility that this may involve a gang that will be sending team after team of hitters after the first shooting.

Very respectfully yours...

Posted by: El Jefe at June 13, 2020 01:50 AM (/suS0)

688 And no, Pierre Delecto, do not bother answering. Your mo et is no good here.

Posted by: keena at June 13, 2020 01:50 AM (RiTnx)

689 Castle Doctrine

Especially related to current events.

Heck. the Korean Shop owners pulled it off during the Rodney Riots back in 92.

Locked and loaded at multiple points in this castle.

Plus front porch "surprises"

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 01:50 AM (u1WYs)

690 685 What could go wrong?

CVS is partnering with Nuro to use autonomous vehicles to deliver prescriptions.

Test market is in Houston.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2020 01:48 AM (8Vlpf)

I can't wait to be in one of those autonomous cars during a riot when the rioters know it's programmed to never run into them. Car jacking will be like hailing a cab.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 13, 2020 01:51 AM (Wm5SB)

691 I foresee either people doing robberies (with no people, would it be a burglary instead?) of said prescription delivery services, or those services refusing to use the service for any prescription of a controlled med of any sort.

Either way, it won't end well.

Posted by: JediArashi at June 13, 2020 01:54 AM (iHy1k)

692 My wife who is a Brit said she used to fantasize as a kid about having a black mammy nanny like the ones in the old American films. I guess that means she needs to be canceled.

Posted by: ... at June 13, 2020 01:57 AM (iUIKZ)

693 simple
If you understand this...you have already stocked up on ammo for your pew-pew's and have a plan B......if not well.....GET MORE AMMO!!!

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 01:58 AM (u1WYs)

694 Night

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 13, 2020 01:58 AM (8Vlpf)

695
I guarantee you they won't be doing it with controlled substance drugs. Certainly Sch. II like most opioids. Probably the benzos and other drugs of abuse potential.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 13, 2020 01:59 AM (rCwaK)

696 The CVS test cars will be completely flummoxed by a 4 ft x 4 ft. cardboard square, with any random Q code affixed thereon.

Four people approach the car from 90 degree quadrants.

The car will stop, and will not again move until those Q code squares are removed.

Leave them on prop-up, weighted frames.

In that I am merciful to those needful of prescriptions? Do this only as the cars are in the Return to Base mode.

Pro Tip. Leave the car jacked up on blocks under the body, so as to leave the wheels hanging in air about 1/2" above the pavement.

All the Kings computers, and all the King's men... well, you know the rest.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 13, 2020 02:00 AM (QzJWU)

697 CVS is partnering with Nuro to use autonomous vehicles to deliver prescriptions.

Test market is in Houston.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Too bad it's not Seattle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 13, 2020 02:01 AM (l0Lgi)

698 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 13, 2020 01:59 AM (rCwaK)

Apparently, anti-diarrhea meds are also ripe for abuse by desperate addicts. In incredibly massive quantities, it can provide a high like opioids. The problem with taking a lot of that med is probably obvious.

Posted by: JediArashi at June 13, 2020 02:02 AM (iHy1k)

699 So, does the car pull up front and blow the horn, or what?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 13, 2020 02:03 AM (l0Lgi)

700 Hey everybody, again. I took a break to eat dinner.

Disappointed. I bought a delicious fresh NY strip again tonight, but it was... tough.

That's the *last* time I buy a discount steak out of the back of a van parked across the street from the local horse racing course!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2020 02:04 AM (L2ZTs)

701 osted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 01:36 AM (u1WYs)



Since you are master Richard I'm assuming you are master of your domain

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 13, 2020 01:40 AM (IYHxL)

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and he has his wife's permission to say so....


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 02:04 AM (5RpHt)

702
Yes! I remember reading something about Imodium abuse. That stuff is an opioid (which is how it slows dow the gut), but it doesn't cross the blood-brain barrier somehow. Or something. It doesn't effect the receptors in the brain that give you the euphoria/high.

Normally. But a high enough dose will punch through, and idiots have taken massive doses to get the effect.

Besides locking down the digestive track, massive doses of Imodium have some sort of effect on the heart, which can be fatal, IIRC.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 13, 2020 02:04 AM (rCwaK)

703 696 The CVS test cars will be completely flummoxed by a 4 ft x 4 ft. cardboard square, with any random Q code affixed thereon.

Four people approach the car from 90 degree quadrants.

The car will stop, and will not again move until those Q code squares are removed.

Leave them on prop-up, weighted frames.

In that I am merciful to those needful of prescriptions? Do this only as the cars are in the Return to Base mode.

Pro Tip. Leave the car jacked up on blocks under the body, so as to leave the wheels hanging in air about 1/2" above the pavement.

All the Kings computers, and all the King's men... well, you know the rest.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 13, 2020 02:00 AM (QzJWU)

****

????

Honestly, I have no idea what the above comment means. I don't know if this is sarcasm or real, and what it refers to.

I feel like David Letterman listening to Norm MacDonald explaining what twitter and tweets were...

Posted by: El Jefe at June 13, 2020 02:04 AM (/suS0)

704 Honestly, I have no idea what the above comment means. I don't know if this is sarcasm or real, and what it refers to.
------

It means an autonomous vehicle stalled, with it's sad little wheels spinning. "Help me! Help me!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 13, 2020 02:07 AM (9Fwwf)

705 Hey everybody, again. I took a break to eat dinner.



Disappointed. I bought a delicious fresh NY strip again tonight, but it was... tough.



That's the *last* time I buy a discount steak out of the back of a
van parked across the street from the local horse racing course!...

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we had a flat iron steak last night. delicious is the starting point in talking about it,

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Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 02:09 AM (5RpHt)

706 Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 13, 2020 02:04 AM (rCwaK)

Specifically, it affects myu receptors (like the Greek letter myu) in the intestines, which is also what opioids meant for pain treatment do, but in the case of the latter, it's an unfortunate side effect that has to be treated if used on a long term basis.

I remember reading an article about the Immodium thing, and since then I've just been waiting for there to be a mass of laws leading to treating it like they do with Sudafed. Because that completely ended the problems with that med and its illicit uses, right? *eye roll*

Posted by: JediArashi at June 13, 2020 02:09 AM (iHy1k)

707 red, thanks.
I will be celebrating with a steak from there as soon as I get a new job. :-)

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711 So,

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Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 02:25 AM (u1WYs)

712 Why not sunflowers on top of an underground bunker? Form and function!

Posted by: JediArashi at June 13, 2020 02:27 AM (iHy1k)

713

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Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 13, 2020 02:27 AM (rCwaK)

714
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Posted by: velvet elvis at June 13, 2020 02:30 AM (H5knJ)

716 Disappointed. I bought a delicious fresh NY strip again tonight, but it was... tough.

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Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2020 02:36 AM (Y8PSl)

717 I remember reading an article about the Immodium
thing, and since then I've just been waiting for there to be a mass of
laws leading to treating it like they do with Sudafed. Because that
completely ended the problems with that med and its illicit uses, right?
*eye roll*

Posted by: JediArashi at June 13, 2020 02:09 AM (iHy1k)

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no.

what happened was that the criminals who were using psuedoephedrine as a precursor drug to manufacture methamphetamine simply switched to a different precursor chemical and kept on going.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 02:37 AM (5RpHt)

718 RickZ, thanks!
I've considered those cuts too. I know they tend to always be very well-mixed between fat and muscle.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2020 02:37 AM (L2ZTs)

719 Been a long day, so just got here...

Funny little BMW car needs wheelie bars to keep from flipping due to B-MF-G recoil, yes? Haha!!!!!!

We got the same storm AOP got, but a couple of hours earlier. Lots of lightning, big thunder and marble-sized hail-- but it was fairly brief here, we only caught the edge of the storm. Just sprinkles of rain now, and probably off/on tomorrow.

"CHAZ" cannot implode soon enough!

Wondering whyTF they still have electricity, cell service and water... ahhh, but obviously because leftarded mayor *wants* it so.

Are there none who would/could cut off these services anyway?

Goodbye, America. It was a good run while it lasted. I'll miss you...

Posted by: JQ at June 13, 2020 02:38 AM (whOIk)

720

Ol' Rip can really play a psycho, all right. Mean sumbitch, he can be.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 13, 2020 02:39 AM (rCwaK)

721 Nightwatch: you has mail...

local stupidity.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 02:39 AM (5RpHt)

722 checking......

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 02:40 AM (u1WYs)

723 Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 02:37 AM (5RpHt)

That doesn't surprise me one bit. Geez.

Posted by: JediArashi at June 13, 2020 02:40 AM (iHy1k)

724 You people don't seem to understand how this is all suppose to work. They get rid of the cops and take the money that was going to be spent on the cops. Later they have to bring the cops back, but this time they'll build the force they way they want it to be. It will be a lot more SJW and a lot less white. they've always intended to have the police and the military. You gays and women in the military wasn't part of the plan?

Posted by: DFCtomm at June 13, 2020 02:42 AM (50gG9)

725 Today I'm making a pot of Tuscan Pasta Bean Soup. Got the small white beans soaking now and already roasted a sweet red pepper (and took the skin off and deseeded it).

Never made it before so we shall see. Doesn't seem too difficult. Just have to cook the beans separately in order to puree about a quarter of them, along with the red pepper, so thicken the soup. A fairly light summer soup as there is no meat.

Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2020 02:43 AM (Y8PSl)

726 Not sleeping sucks. Been up since 0100. I worked a 12 hour shift yesterday and will work another today. I'm running on fumes. I'll be fine. A bit short tempered but fine.

Mornin' horde

(guzzles coffee)

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 13, 2020 02:43 AM (wnebf)

727 721
Hmm... interesting

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 02:49 AM (u1WYs)

728 ...as there is no meat.

Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2020 02:43 AM (Y8PSl)

---
i do not understand those words in that order....


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 02:50 AM (5RpHt)

729 I've considered those cuts too. I know they tend to always be very well-mixed between fat and muscle.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2020 02:37 AM (L2ZTs)


It's a fairly thin steak so it's a fast cook, if you like it bloody like I do. Maybe two minutes a side. I eat it with squeezed lemon juice. Quick and simple in the extreme. If it's really long, which it can be, just cut in half or thirds, to fit the cast iron pan. (No grills in an apartment!)

Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2020 02:55 AM (Y8PSl)

730 RickZ, thanks again.
And on that note, I gotta call it a night. Hope people enjoyed my ad spoof above. Thanks for the chat, all. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 13, 2020 02:56 AM (L2ZTs)

731
And Rip comes to his end, falling out of a helicopter.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 13, 2020 02:58 AM (rCwaK)

732 727
721

Hmm... interesting

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 02:49 AM (u1WYs)

---
yeah.

these people chose poorly.

and it's all the more amusing since one of the named is a practicing attorney and a partner at a law firm in town.

they have no idea what is headed their way...

yet.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 03:04 AM (5RpHt)

733 i do not understand those words in that order....

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 02:50 AM (5RpHt)


Most of my soups have meat, but I do make some veggie ones. (I don't count chicken/beef broth as 'meat'.) The asparagus soup I made is superb. Also the carrot-ginger one. The Tuscan Pasta Bean Soup is just one more soup to add to my ever-expanding soup repertoire. I like homemade soup.

I did buy two thick beef shins last week to make some beef noodle soup, boiling the bone-in meat to make a broth. Once I boil the hell out of it, I'll clean the meat and chop it, then skim off excess fat from the broth as well as strain it. For now, that meat's in the freezer waiting for cooler weather.

Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2020 03:05 AM (Y8PSl)

734 At 3 days in a row up before 3am, got to work today too.

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2020 03:10 AM (6f16T)

735 So what?

Floyd is dead because his life path led him to this.

His moment of death was pre-ordained because of the drug addled choices he made in his own brain prior to meeting his death at the hand of LEO's.

He was jacked up on drugs, he resisted arrest, resisted being placed in the patrol car (FUNNY HOW THAT PART IS ALWAYS MISSING IN THESE VIDEOS) which is why he had 4 LEO's bracing him on the ground

The LEO's did not seek him out for execution..... The MSM made it look as though....aka Rodney King ( Though they only beat his ass because he thought he could take on the LAPD being drunk and coked up as he was.) Still the video editing by the MSM fit THEIR narrative.


You people never learn.....

MSM are the 5th column....have been since Uncle Walter and the Vietnam war

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 03:17 AM (u1WYs)

736 Could use a Russian hooker, I have a few texts I would like to get deciphered that are in Cyrillic.

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2020 03:18 AM (6f16T)

737 Should we send Pampers to CHAZ?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at June 13, 2020 03:19 AM (rCwaK)

738 Them pushing the 1619 project told you they were taking racial to a new level, the just needed 1 incident.

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2020 03:23 AM (6f16T)

739 738
curious how they got that incident just at the moment they needed it.

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 03:25 AM (u1WYs)

740 Beautiful night here, see if I can nap a few minutes until I need to get up.

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2020 03:26 AM (6f16T)

741 MSM are the 5th column....have been since Uncle Walter and the Vietnam war

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 03:17 AM (u1WYs)


Correct first name but go back a little further: NYSlimes Pulitzer Prize-winning Walter Duranty. He gushed over Uncle Joe and completely ignored the Ukrainian famine created by Stalin and his policies.

I'm sure someone will go further back than that, quoting Sherman's opinion of newspapermen during the Civil War. Even Thomas Jefferson had no love for the media of his day.

Some choice Jefferson quotes on the media:

"The most effectual engines for [pacifying a nation] are the public papers... [A despotic] government always [keeps] a kind of standing army of newswriters who, without any regard to truth or to what should be like truth, [invent] and put into the papers whatever might serve the ministers. This suffices with the mass of the people who have no means of distinguishing the false from the true paragraphs of a newspaper."
~ ~ ~

"I deplore... the putrid state into which our newspapers have passed and the malignity, the vulgarity, and mendacious spirit of those who write for them... These ordures are rapidly depraving the public taste and lessening its relish for sound food."
~ ~ ~

"From forty years' experience of the wretched guess-work of the newspapers of what is not done in open daylight, and of their falsehood even as to that, I rarely think them worth reading, and almost never worth notice."
~ ~ ~

"Nothing can now be believed which is seen in a newspaper. Truth itself becomes suspicious by being put into that polluted vehicle. The real extent of this state of misinformation is known only to those who are in situations to confront facts within their knowledge with the lies of the day."
~ ~ ~

"As for what is not true, you will always find abundance in the newspapers."
~ ~ ~


Our problem with the lying media is as old as The Republic itself.

Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2020 03:35 AM (Y8PSl)

742 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at June 13, 2020 03:19 AM

No.

Send *nothing* to CHAZ.

Let them be completely "autonomous".

NO help of any kind from anyone.

No pizza, tracfone minutes or Gatorade; no power, water or cell service; no sleeping bags, backpacks or clothing; no porta-potties, disinfectant or toilet paper ...

Let's see how "autonomous" they really are, LOL!

Heh.

And I'm feeling particularly generous tonight...

Posted by: JQ at June 13, 2020 03:38 AM (whOIk)

743 With Big Tech in bed with the insane progressives now....makes me wonder how much longer we will all get to meet here to chat about things.

Letter writing....oh wait, the USPS in on their death bed.

Carrier Pigeons?....PETA will sue us. ACE Pony Express?

Yeah.....kinda iffy....


Night Horde

Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 03:41 AM (u1WYs)

744 >>>"The Time Has Come," The Walrus Said, "To Talk Of Many Things: Of Shoes - And Ships - And Sealing Wax - And Pointless ONTs"
--WeirdDave

Not "pointless." Just "weird," as advertised.

Posted by: m at June 13, 2020 03:49 AM (UcJxa)

745 I am happy just letting Chaz be like the Norks, give them nothing

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2020 03:50 AM (6f16T)

746 742 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at June 13, 2020 03:19 AM

No.

Send *nothing* to CHAZ.

Let them be completely "autonomous".

NO help of any kind from anyone.

No pizza, tracfone minutes or Gatorade; no power, water or cell service; no sleeping bags, backpacks or clothing; no porta-potties, disinfectant or toilet paper ...

Let's see how "autonomous" they really are, LOL!

Heh.

And I'm feeling particularly generous tonight...

Posted by: JQ at June 13, 2020 03:38 AM (whOIk)

If they want to negotiate trade treaties, we could maybe do that.

Posted by: m at June 13, 2020 03:51 AM (UcJxa)

747 Gen. William Sherman quotes about 'Journalism':

If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.

I hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are.

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 13, 2020 03:55 AM (wnebf)

748 741 "MSM are the 5th column....have been since Uncle Walter and the Vietnam war
Posted by: The Nightwatch with Reme at June 13, 2020 03:17 AM (u1WYs)
Correct first name but go back a little further: NYSlimes Pulitzer Prize-winning Walter Duranty. He gushed over Uncle Joe and completely ignored the Ukrainian famine created by Stalin and his policies....
Even Thomas Jefferson had no love for the media of his day.

Some choice Jefferson quotes on the media:

"The most effectual engines for [pacifying a nation] are the public papers... [A despotic] government always [keeps] a kind of standing army of newswriters who, without any regard to truth or to what should be like truth, [invent] and put into the papers whatever might serve the ministers. This suffices with the mass of the people who have no means of distinguishing the false from the true paragraphs of a newspaper." RickZ

Thanks for the quotes Rick. These are particularly apt because we are witnessing a widescale embrace of lies, and substituting those lies for truth. Longheld truths that undergird our Republic, our country and our culture.

They've been at this a long time but it seems to me, at least to be at a fever pitch.

Late here tonight as we had glorious evening with like minded friends tonight.

So appreciate this place so hope that the Tech Sauron masters are not able to shut us down....

Posted by: groovygirl at June 13, 2020 03:56 AM (ybC9u)

749 And by the way, watching live Super Rugby. FULL HOUSE. No masks, no bullshit. Kiwis all together in a stadium. Who da thunk?

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at June 13, 2020 03:56 AM (ZOFCs)

750 747 " hate newspapermen. They come into camp and pick up their camp rumors and print them as facts. I regard them as spies, which, in truth, they are." Puddlegum

reading that quote sounds eerily like Steele, and the Spygate masters tactics, doesn't it?

Posted by: groovygirl at June 13, 2020 03:59 AM (ybC9u)

751 NO help of any kind from anyone.

No pizza, tracfone minutes or Gatorade; no power, water or cell service; no sleeping bags, backpacks or clothing; no porta-potties, disinfectant or toilet paper ...

Let's see how "autonomous" they really are, LOL!

Heh.

And I'm feeling particularly generous tonight...

Posted by: JQ at June 13, 2020 03:38 AM (whOIk)
-----

If they want to negotiate trade treaties, we could maybe do that.

Posted by: m at June 13, 2020 03:51 AM (UcJxa)


There's a certain level of ironic humor in dropping bags of rice stamped with 'US AID' on their heads.

Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2020 04:01 AM (Y8PSl)

752 If they want to negotiate trade treaties, we could maybe do that.

HAAAHAHAHAAAHHHAAAA!!!!!

Ahem...

Sorry (not!) but just what, exactly, could they possibly offer?

I mean-- besides dirty clothes, used needles and dead plants?

*snort!*

Posted by: JQ at June 13, 2020 04:02 AM (whOIk)

753 "Don''t count on the feds to pick up the slack: "Social Justice Warrior-ing.-- Is That Now Taught at the FBI Academy?"


Good article, too bad it's not appearing in the IBD or the NY Post.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 13, 2020 04:04 AM (gsaS2)

754 There's a certain level of ironic humor in dropping bags of cement stamped with 'US AID' on their heads.

Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2020 04:01 AM (Y8PSl)

---
FTFY!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 04:08 AM (5RpHt)

755 powerlineblog.com/a fantasy with a predictable ending
https://tinyurl.com/yd9ejzup

Always does

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2020 04:09 AM (6f16T)

756 There's a certain level of ironic humor in dropping bags of rice stamped with 'US AID' on their heads.

Good one, RickZ!

As if (assuming they didn't get it dropped right on their heads) they'd know how-- or have a stove or a pot in which-- to COOK said rice...

Posted by: JQ at June 13, 2020 04:12 AM (whOIk)

757 As if (assuming they didn't get it dropped right on their heads) they'd know how-- or have a stove or a pot in which-- to COOK said rice...

Posted by: JQ at June 13, 2020 04:12 AM (whOIk)


You know, we can always drop some napalm to help fix that problem.

Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2020 04:16 AM (Y8PSl)

758 "I pray that in the great by and by I'm a better person, because when I read stuff like this I get a gleam in my eye in anticipation of witnessing Matthew 7:15-23 come to fruition. That is not a very Christian way to think, but it is a very human one."


False idols. Idol worship, that's what they've done with Floyd, King Raz in Seattle and BLM.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 13, 2020 04:17 AM (gsaS2)

759 Idol worship,

Posted by: Braenyard at June 13, 2020 04:17 AM (gsaS2)


Hey, leave me out of this! I like groupies, not worshipers.

Posted by: Billy Idol at June 13, 2020 04:19 AM (Y8PSl)

760 Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2020 04:16 AM

Heh.

Okay, I'd be on board with this kind of 'help' LOL!

Posted by: JQ at June 13, 2020 04:22 AM (whOIk)

761 Comedians and musicians seem to be able to land attractive women, even if they themselves look like trolls.

---

Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley. Their daughter unfortunately looks like him.

Joel also dated other supermodels. He's quoted as saying that he would always silently thank his grandmother for forcing him to play piano when he was a kid.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at June 13, 2020 04:28 AM (HEiLh)

762 O god, it's way late...

'Nite, hordians, my coach hath returned to pumpkin!

Too bad that glass slipper never really fit anyway...

Posted by: JQ at June 13, 2020 04:29 AM (whOIk)

763
Mornin', y'all.

Posted by: Gooshy at June 13, 2020 04:38 AM (Wxu1T)

764 https://www.thegatewaypundit.com
report lawyers allegedly torched nypd vehicle riots face life sentences

Too funny really

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2020 04:44 AM (6f16T)

765
Oh, that IS funny!

Posted by: Gooshy at June 13, 2020 04:46 AM (Wxu1T)

766 This is my comment. There are many like it but this one is mine. My comment is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life. My comment, without me, is useless. Without my comment, I am useless. I must post my comment true. I must comment straighter than trolls who are trying to outpost me. I must post before they outpost me. I will.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 13, 2020 04:47 AM (H5knJ)

767
Corps of Commentarians?

Posted by: Gooshy at June 13, 2020 04:49 AM (Wxu1T)

768 https://www.thenewneo.com
people are afraid and rightly so
https://tinyurl.com/ybe4jr8d

She is right that while most blame Germans, it wasn't anything inherent about them, it could have happened anywhere.

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2020 04:57 AM (6f16T)

769
Chaz the male version of Karen....What they need is a good

Fort Name like maybe Fort Phucked....

Posted by: beanervt at June 13, 2020 04:59 AM (YHcGR)

770

Should a used the Gorilla Glue on the mantle Weird Dave ....

Posted by: beanervt at June 13, 2020 05:01 AM (YHcGR)

771

Isetta Tripod is priceless... and probably unstable...

Posted by: beanervt at June 13, 2020 05:02 AM (YHcGR)

772 Had Gorilla Super glue that was going, so used it up on my boot sole that was loose, that was weeks ago and still holding.

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2020 05:03 AM (6f16T)

773 Mantel should have been pinned into the masonry

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2020 05:05 AM (6f16T)

774

"used it up on my boot sole that was loose,"

Yeah Skip,, i have a bumper on my "dingy" alum. boat made
from cutting the fold off old fire hose and that's how it's held on.. lasted
all last year ... good shit..that Gorilla glue..

Posted by: beanervt at June 13, 2020 05:07 AM (YHcGR)

775 The NCAA is getting their #OrangeManBad on.

Apparently they are making election day a required day off from athletic activity so errybody can go vote.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Imagine a racist, aggressive HOA with weapons, with the power to take your kids at June 13, 2020 05:10 AM (EzQzf)

776 Well soon to be off, could be a long day hope the project goes well and come home with lots of lead to play with.
Have a great day everyone.

Posted by: Skip at June 13, 2020 05:11 AM (6f16T)

777 In and out. Y'all have fun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Imagine a racist, aggressive HOA with weapons, with the power to take your kids at June 13, 2020 05:18 AM (EzQzf)

778 Beans now cooking, all preps done.

Homemade soup for lunch! Yeah, me.

Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2020 05:18 AM (Y8PSl)

779
report lawyers allegedly torched nypd vehicle riots face life sentences

Too funny really
Posted by: Skip


========

Beautiful.

Meanwhile, Destiny 2 (game about the Guardians of the Galaxy) has launched its new season. It begins with 8 minutes and 46 seconds of a black screen with a message that this was the length of time that George Floyd etc.

There's no escape.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at June 13, 2020 05:19 AM (G51Gf)

780
These are the people who need to be dealt with first:

https://tinyurl.com/y7vzkx6e

(American Thinker)

Posted by: Gooshy at June 13, 2020 05:25 AM (Wxu1T)

781

"There's no escape.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia"

Nope BM,,, this is pre 2016 election on steroids....they learned how to
milk riots from Ferguson (sp) and Baltimore and Tregone....now
they have the Black Lies Matter money going right in the ActBlue coffers
for elections 2020....

Posted by: beanervt at June 13, 2020 05:27 AM (YHcGR)

782
add to 781... the blacks on the plantation are being used
by the progtarded leftist hacks and don't even realize it... you'd
think they'd learn from the LBJ years...

Posted by: beanervt at June 13, 2020 05:36 AM (YHcGR)

783
So if you didn't think things could get any more screwed up

in Seattle words out the seahawks may sign colen krapernick the
useless 1/4 a back.....

Posted by: beanervt at June 13, 2020 05:47 AM (YHcGR)

784
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson
No Peace, No Justice
at June 13, 2020 05:51 AM (hx3Q8)

785 Our problem with the lying media is as old as The Republic itself.

Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2020 03:35 AM (Y8PSl)


Excellent set of quotes, Rick. Well done.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 13, 2020 05:54 AM (Z4rgH)

786 Excellent set of quotes, Rick. Well done.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 13, 2020 05:54 AM (Z4rgH)


Thank you. As a born Floridian (Jax, Navy brat) and Virginia raised, ol' Tom is a favorite of mine. Been to Monticello quite a few times.

Posted by: RickZ at June 13, 2020 05:59 AM (Y8PSl)

787 NOOOOOD

Posted by: Bruce at June 13, 2020 06:02 AM (vd8XM)

788 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 13, 2020 06:03 AM (3D/fK)

789 Roomy, right?

Posted by: Florida Cowboy at June 13, 2020 06:59 AM (Jj+59)

790 shit: time for bed....


hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 07:05 AM (5RpHt)

791 shit: time for bed....
hasta, y'all!
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 13, 2020 07:05

Ageed, manyana all.

Posted by: Farmer at June 13, 2020 08:09 AM (GmKca)

792 I never got the idea of putting your TV over the fireplace. You have to look up and that can't be good for your neck. My TV is 90º to my fireplace and at eye level when you sit on the sofa.

Posted by: hurricane567 at June 13, 2020 01:34 PM (3fXG1)

793 Not surprised by the FBI teaching how to be a simp to new agents. That's one thing i learned from the last month, that all the stories of the CIA and covert groups being able to take out a threat or disappear someone, were B.S. Even our top law enforcement are little more than gender studies majors with a badge, only standing up to those who actually fight for the rule off law.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 13, 2020 11:43 PM (uTEdS)

794 Thank god that little pickaninny was saved, otherwise who was going to grow up and rape, rob, and blame Whitey for everything.

Posted by: mGrant at June 15, 2020 12:36 PM (r5iyh)

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