CNN "Reporter:" The People In the Breakaway Nation of Razistan Sure Are Peaceful. Well, I Mean, Apart From These Armed Brigands Attempting to Intimidate Me Into Leaving.

Peaceful, huh? One wonders about what one might do to CNN personnel and still be said to be "peaceful."

Although... I don't think the special dispensation for Leftwing Thugs and Terrorists would be granted us.

Incredible CNN segment. Reporter says how peaceful it is in CHAZ. One of the protesters crashes the shot and tries to organize people to interrupt the report. Reporter then says “no doubt some of these protesters are armed” (contradicting CNN's report): https://t.co/FBiJaGifZR pic.twitter.com/AnQBI0QOm8
— Steve Krakauer (@SteveKrak) June 12, 2020

By the way, Oliver Darcy is literally a retard.

Regarding Raz the Exorter, Warlord of Chazistan:

Apparently he's being "cancelled," due to a prior history of "homophobic" tweets.

Wait, wait, wait: a black ganster and wannabe rapper who casually puts down f*gs? Well now I've heard everything.

Here's the thing, though: Cancellation only works on social media and with pussies.

I don't know if they'll be able to "cancel" a guy who's going around beating the shit out of people and threatening to kill them.

Screen shot of deleted tweet. pic.twitter.com/NyspCTtK5H
— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) June 11, 2020

So within 48 hours, the Utopia of Razistan has managed to recreate:

1, a violent "police force" that beats the shit out of people just for disrespecting their claimed authority

2, a xenophobic border control policy

3, rule by warlord/the powerful

and 4, Heteronormativity and Toxic Masculinity.

I say: Let this place keep going. They're trending hard in my direction. Shiiiiit, in two months I might apply to immigrate there.

Whoever said that they'd start drinking Brawndo (The Thirst Mutilator), collect your prize:

CHAZ has set up a supplies poster, apperently it's raining in Seattle right now so this is probably as of just a couple of hours ago

Surprisingly they want Gatorade more than water pic.twitter.com/yZhkpbBWyN
— CHAZUpdates (@chaz_updates) June 12, 2020

Someone purporting to be inside the "Autonomous Zone" (I'm going to hippishly contract that to "The Z") appeared on Reddit's Ask Me Anthing.

I'm told it was funny... before the leftwing censors that control Reddit and everything else (Peace Be Upon Our Corporate Masters) deleted all the troll posts.

So I can't really recommend going there; the internet now controls the narrative more tightly than the corporate media itself.

But here are a couple of posts I liked, which I copied before they were censored:

spartanburt
4 points
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1 day ago
How is the space program coming along?

level 1
Coatsofgoats
14 points
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1 day ago
So how long before the cholera outbreak?

1 day ago
Yes or Yes - Do you support Raz?

level 2
BlueSkiesOneCloud
9 points
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1 day ago
Raz, our eternal lord and saviour, a disciple of George christ

lurker1
2 points
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1 day ago
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edited 1 day ago
Has anyone in the CHAZ renounced their US citizenship yet?
EDIT: Not sure why the downvotes. It's a serious question for a serious AMA. I'm not there, I don't know what's going on. If they've seceded, I would imagine that means they're no longer trying to be citizens. Has anyone gone to that point and said, "I renounce my citizenship" or are they trying to remain citizens while also not being a part of the US (which I don't fully understand). Just trying to get some clarity on the situation.

That is a good question, and one I've been wodering a lot about.

...
thewallking
1 point
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1 day ago
What are some decolonization efforts?

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_tov_
7 points
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1 day ago
Another really interesting question. If de-colonizing is the game, then the land has to be ceded to Indigenous People. Period. No way around it.
As far as efforts I've seen:
- Land Acknowledgements every so often, and lots of speaking time for Native peoples.
- Films and educational speakers helping educate those who don't know.
- The general conversation has normalized the idea, which I actually think is the most powerful part of all. Normalizing how gaaarabage white folks have been is good for white folks.

I don't get this one: But I like it.

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Ameriican
1 point
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15 hours ago
Will u be giving cow rides

Posted by: Ace at 06:50 PM

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1 Excuse me but no one called ''nood".

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2020 06:51 PM (gLRfa)

2 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 12, 2020 06:52 PM (LvTSG)

3 I say: Let this place keep going. They're trending hard in my direction. Shiiiiit, in two months I might apply to immigrate there.
.......

Maybe you should try the 90 Day Fiance thing first, Ace.
Find yourself a cute Big Tiddy Antifa chick and see how it goes.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 06:53 PM (v0R5T)

4 4th

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 06:53 PM (6f16T)

5 Hot dang, I want to see some people "invade" their country!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at June 12, 2020 06:53 PM (xptlg)

6 First, but only by accident.

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2020 06:54 PM (gLRfa)

7 I wanted to see him disappear and hear his screams.

Posted by: Meremortal at June 12, 2020 06:54 PM (Bwqq4)

8 Thunderdome Sunday in the Z!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 12, 2020 06:54 PM (0QYMt)

9 Pretty soon, Raz is going to be writing tracts about the Natural, God given Rights of Man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2020 06:55 PM (2B9A/)

10 Heard reports on radio coming home the Antifa gang is extorting money from the businesses in their little country

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 06:55 PM (6f16T)

11 I've got nothing. I'm just tired of communism all the damn time.

Posted by: Allie at June 12, 2020 06:55 PM (vmRc0)

12 Do cow rides mean motorboating?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2020 06:55 PM (2B9A/)

13 CNN reporter pulling the old "wait until Stalin hears about this!" routine, eh?

Posted by: Boswell at June 12, 2020 06:56 PM (32YRo)

14 "It is completely peaceful in the CHAZ, all do to the efforts of Lord Humungous."

*reporter blinks 'Help Me' in Morse code.*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 12, 2020 06:57 PM (0QYMt)

15 >>>I say: Let this place keep going. They're trending hard in my direction. Shiiiiit, in two months I might apply to immigrate there.

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2020 06:57 PM (KnJdm)

16 I believe cow rides refers to sex with the large womwn with blue hair present

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 12, 2020 06:57 PM (HAHr9)

17 If they fly to Paris, what does their passport say?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 12, 2020 06:57 PM (lwiT4)

18 Canceling in person is a little harder.

Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 06:57 PM (ofIwF)

19 See Raz. See Raz run. See Raz run CHAZ.

How much CHAZ can a Raz spaz run
If a Raz spaz could run CHAZ

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 12, 2020 06:58 PM (COzlW)

20 What's the ration in there, male to female?

Posted by: grammie winger at June 12, 2020 06:58 PM (lwiT4)

21 Malcolm in the middle of a Romney French press??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2020 06:59 PM (TZi47)

22 I'm a gonna leave this here cause it's a very good article from the Swiss about the 'rona. Best I've seen. Save it for when you have time, it's not short.

https://bit.ly/2BTC267

Posted by: Meremortal at June 12, 2020 06:59 PM (Bwqq4)

23 ratio not ration.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 12, 2020 06:59 PM (lwiT4)

24 Cancel culture and Wokeism depend on a civilized society.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 12, 2020 06:59 PM (0QYMt)

25 I ain't no homo.

Posted by: Autonomous Republic Warlord and Cruise Director at June 12, 2020 06:59 PM (EgshT)

26 >>>Maybe you should try the 90 Day Fiance thing first, Ace.
Find yourself a cute Big Tiddy Antifa chick and see how it goes.

I like the way you think, wth.

I mean, I really like it.

I like it to the point of messing my pants.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 06:59 PM (PbpT7)

27 >>>How is the space program coming along?
Will u be giving cow rides<<<

Why not kill two birds with one stone...

Space Cow rides!

Posted by: Neil Farmstrong at June 12, 2020 07:00 PM (yk557)

28

Chazistan.

It's obvious the word came from above that everyone in Progressivleville is supposed to pretend nothing is wrong over there and attack anyone who disagrees.

Pretty strange that the vacuous mayor Jenny has the same talking points as CNN.

I would love to see Big Tough Fredo do a location spot from Chazworld.

LOL

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 12, 2020 07:00 PM (lg/F7)

29 The Autonomous Zone is now hiring Census takers if anyone is interested.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 12, 2020 07:00 PM (2DOZq)

30 The "cow ride" refers to the apparent (perhaps trolling) donation of a dairy cow to the Insurgency.

Considering it'd be killed and eaten within a week, I doubt that actually happened.

Posted by: grognard at June 12, 2020 07:00 PM (sb+Cg)

31 PDT ought to have a wall sample exhibit set up for the zoners like he did on the border. Ask which wall they think is better and advise them how to bargain for a deal. Tell them once they choose he can get it built pronto.

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2020 07:00 PM (gLRfa)

32 I like it to the point of messing my pants.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 06:59 PM (PbpT7)

This tends to count against you in the Fiance-finding department.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 12, 2020 07:00 PM (lwiT4)

33 18 Canceling in person is a little harder.
Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 06:57 PM (ofIwF)

It's when they counter-cancel in 7.62 mm that things get fun.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 12, 2020 07:00 PM (0QYMt)

34

Sounds like utopia to me comrades.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 07:00 PM (FdGKu)

35 "Cow rides" might be a reference to those silly Experian Boost commercials with the purple cow. One takes place at an AKC dog show, and then this guy trots out with his purple cow, leaps onto her back, and rears her up like a stallion in a Roy Rogers movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 12, 2020 07:01 PM (rpbg1)

36 Some people call me the Space Cow. Some call me that Gangster of Dove Bars.

Posted by: Tank Abrams at June 12, 2020 07:02 PM (EgshT)

37 Thousands of CHAZ's are being spawned in the basements of America.

The finished basements. Because revolutionaries have standards.

Posted by: Meremortal at June 12, 2020 07:02 PM (Bwqq4)

38 I would so love to see some Burien wastrels conquer CHAZ for the hell of it. Shout out to my homies: get on it!

Posted by: Kathysaysso at June 12, 2020 07:02 PM (nNo7P)

39 How's the soybean crop coming along? They buried some tofu, should be coming up from the ground any minute now.

Posted by: JuJuBee at June 12, 2020 07:02 PM (COzlW)

40 Black people call for justice, and white folks kneel, take over a neighborhood in Seattle, and knock over statues. Yeah, that'll help.

These spoiled lefty twits have managed to push the entire point of this chaos and destruction off the map and made it all about themselves. Again

I think the complaints blacks have are not valid in most cases, but its not exactly unknown for a cop to use excessive force on an unarmed black guy or to roust blacks just because they're at in the wrong place or time. There's some justification for annoyance and demands for change here.

BUt if I were a black guy I'd be plenty damned pissed at these cracker pieces of trash taking over my movement and taking a giant watery dump all over it to make themselves the story.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:02 PM (KZzsI)

41

Tent crimes

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2020 07:03 PM (LEikZ)

42 Twitter hasn't shut their accounts down?

Hmmm

Posted by: Ha at June 12, 2020 07:03 PM (55lwO)

43 "Some people call me the Space Cow"

No that's "Sow". Space Sow.

Posted by: Tank at June 12, 2020 07:04 PM (px9Em)

44 Ya know, commienism ain't quite what I was hopin' for.

Posted by: Autonomous Republic Warlord and Cruise Director at June 12, 2020 07:04 PM (EgshT)

45 So, first CHAZ Olympic delegation will comprise contenders for what sports?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2020 07:04 PM (KnJdm)

46 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 12, 2020 07:01 PM (rpbg1)
---------

Isn't there also a really creepy/weird one with a guy in front of a fireplace with his purple cow?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 12, 2020 07:04 PM (WEBkv)

47 35
"Cow rides" might be a reference to those silly Experian Boost
commercials with the purple cow. One takes place at an AKC dog show,
and then this guy trots out with his purple cow, leaps onto her back,
and rears her up like a stallion in a Roy Rogers movie.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 12, 2020 07:01 PM (rpbg1)

My favorite is when our hero has a romantic moment, lying in front of a crackling fire with Bessie.

Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 07:04 PM (ofIwF)

48 It's all fun and games til someone gets hurt.

Then it's hilarious.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2020 07:04 PM (Qf83p)

49 I don't get this one: But I like it.

Will u be giving cow rides

That makes as much sense as anything else that's going up there in the World's Newest Country.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 07:04 PM (HaL55)

50 I expect it's going to get pretty hilarious.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2020 07:04 PM (Qf83p)

51 I'm sure to CNN and other MFM reporters it would be an honor to be robbed, beaten, raped, and murdered by Antifa. They are so down with the cause.

Posted by: Case at June 12, 2020 07:05 PM (7cc/Y)

52 Chazistan is a new reality show in need of a camera crew.

Posted by: BluesFish at June 12, 2020 07:05 PM (AD32I)

53 hiya

Posted by: JT at June 12, 2020 07:05 PM (arJlL)

54 Don't take the bait, Mr. President.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 12, 2020 07:05 PM (sWM8x)

55 Wow CHAZs GPD is larger than North Korea.

Posted by: Ha at June 12, 2020 07:05 PM (55lwO)

56 This tends to count against you in the Fiance-finding department.

Posted by: grammie winger at June 12, 2020 07:00 PM (lwiT4)

I think Ace has already determined that Antifa chick's dad didn't raise her right...

Posted by: Boswell at June 12, 2020 07:05 PM (32YRo)

57 Jizzastainis!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 12, 2020 07:05 PM (TZi47)

58 they have a tofu cow
that makes soymilk

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 12, 2020 07:06 PM (WwTwF)

59 They want body lotion? Well, sure I guess. Setting up your own dictatorship country inside a country is all very drying to the skin.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 12, 2020 07:07 PM (O+I8R)

60 I liked the list of things they needed that they put out, though I would like to know what "the good kind" of ice is.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 12, 2020 07:07 PM (AD3JT)

61 Chaztopia.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

62 Wow CHAZs GPD is larger than North Korea.

Posted by: Ha at June 12, 2020 07:05 PM (55lwO)

I smell an alliance! Let the CHAZ - Nork summit begin!

Posted by: Boswell at June 12, 2020 07:07 PM (32YRo)

63 i added that picture of the placard announcing the things they want donated. it was supposed to be in the post, but got accidentally deleted.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 07:07 PM (PbpT7)

64 When Raz occupies Whole Foods to fight white privilege, then I'll officially be Raz-curious.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at June 12, 2020 07:07 PM (d9Cw3)

65 I hear they're applying for membership in the G7000.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 12, 2020 07:07 PM (sWM8x)

66 Greetings from the Humungus, the Lord Humungus, the Warrior of the Wasteland, the Ayatollah of Rockandrolla.

Posted by: Raz's Bitch at June 12, 2020 07:07 PM (Jj+59)

67
Raz, our eternal lord and saviour, a disciple of George christ

George Christ. Well yes that is how the MFM has portrayed him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 07:07 PM (FdGKu)

68 #EatMoarSoy

Posted by: A riding cow at June 12, 2020 07:07 PM (EgshT)

69 I think Ace has already determined that Antifa chick's dad didn't raise her right...
Posted by: Boswell at June 12, 2020 07:05 PM (32YRo)

Counting on it, in fact.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

70 These occupier guys should be dropped into the middle of some ME country with their fertilizer and plants and be told to get started on creating their garden utopia.

They refuse to admit, or maybe just don't understand, the modern infrastructure they think is "normal" is anything but.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 12, 2020 07:08 PM (WEBkv)

71 >>>60 I liked the list of things they needed that they put out, though I would like to know what "the good kind" of ice is.

this is a good question. I don't know if this is some drug reference or they're specifying they want the small-cube type of ice that is so nice in sodas.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 07:08 PM (PbpT7)

72 I liked the list of things they needed that they put out, though I would like to know what "the good kind" of ice is.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 12, 2020 07:07 PM (AD3JT)

The cold kind. Not the immigration kind

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 07:08 PM (FdGKu)

73 Asking questions is clearly racist.

As to the cow rides, I predict someone will steal the cow before the day is up.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2020 07:08 PM (Z4rgH)

74 What's the CHAZistanian national anthem?

Might we suggest... "Twilight Zone"

Posted by: Golden Earring at June 12, 2020 07:08 PM (yk557)

75 What's wrong with Anderson Cooper? He's starting to sound like
Biden. Or Obama without TOTUS.

Posted by: Prime sistah at June 12, 2020 07:08 PM (tQL7r)

76 I liked the list of things they needed that they put out, though I would like to know what "the good kind" of ice is.

Not that cheap crumbly crap, the hard, big chunks of ice that last, dammit!

And Gatorade. Especially with electrolytes

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (KZzsI)

77 #25

That Warlord is gay.

Posted by: torabora at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (DKfJJ)

78 Chaztopia.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 07:07 PM (NWiLs)
----------

Soymalia.

HT-Basura..I think.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (WEBkv)

79 Portland is so jealous. They worked hard at being a weird fucking place, and Seattle has usurped the title, maybe forever.

Posted by: Kathysaysso at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (nNo7P)

80 ..My favorite is when our hero has a romantic moment, lying in front of a crackling fire with Bessie.

Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 07:04 PM (ofIwF)

I'd prefer to have a Sirloin of Bessie Cow roasting over a crackling fire, thank you. Medium/Medium Rare, if you please?

Oh, and I'll have a Newcastle Ale in a chilled mug, when the steak is served.

Thanks!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (QzJWU)

81 49
I don't get this one: But I like it.

Will u be giving cow rides

That makes as much sense as anything else that's going up there in the World's Newest Country.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 07:04 PM (HaL55)

It would be funny if people started burying them with immigration requests, fake lawsuits for discrimination or other wrongs, and various administrative shit.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (KnJdm)

82 If this anarchy and lawlessness stuff does not put PDT over the top, and I mean way over the top, then America is done. I will put in my 3 more years in the Navy and think about getting the hell out. Now the question is out to where? Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (85Gof)

83 If I recall correctly, when we took over Panama and bagged Noriega he holed up in the Vatican Embassy there. The grunts outside played Highway to Hell and I fought the Law constantly.
I'd throw in Ride of the Valkyries, William Tell Overture and a lot of Russian Army Choir music.
Just for laughs.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (d9Irc)

84 >>>Not that cheap crumbly crap, the hard, big chunks of ice that last, dammit!

i'm a small cube kind of guy

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (PbpT7)

85 I think my biggest concern is for the actual residents and business owners trapped in there, because if things go really badly for the revolutionary lunatics they might try to do what the commies did to the Commune in Paris c 1870 and try to burn everything down.

And CNN will still manage to blame Trump for not giving them diplomatic recognition.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (4a9Vv)

86 They need the zip ties for the zecks to force them to was the nasty laundry in the laundry bags

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (VcFUs)

87

Oh no, something went wrong
Well you're much too fat and a little too long
Hey hey, you got too much to lose
Gotta find your way back to the Animal Zoo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (aKsyK)

88 Pretty soon we'll see a picture book about CHAZ on Amazon's top 50 new releases list. Any Suggestions for a title?

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (gLRfa)

89
PDT ought to have a wall sample exhibit set up for the zoners like he
did on the border. Ask which wall they think is better and advise them
how to bargain for a deal. Tell them once they choose he can get it
built pronto.

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2020 07:00 PM (gLRfa)

Trump should just build them a wall, and keep building it until it's sealed. They'll all be doing the high five until the last section is dropped in place. It would be hysterical to be there to see when the "oh shit" moment occurs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (9Om/r)

90 Me so horny, Joe! Me low you long time! Five dollah!

Posted by: bossy at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (TZi47)

91 Has the NFL offered them a franchise yet?

Posted by: Josephistan at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Izzlo)

92 I say yet again: the over/under for the first homicide/ drug overdose is 3 days from yesterday. I'm covering all bets that by Sunday AM the first corpse will turn up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (YqDXo)

93 So... they're creating a less glamorous New Texas> Where do I sign?

Oh, by the way, our betters at the FBI warned departments nationwide that today is "National Kill A Cop Day." Is that a national holiday or a religious feast day?

Do I buy a cake, or pastries?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 12, 2020 07:10 PM (AFSld)

94 Ice is kind of a weird thing. It's like water, only it's frozen or something.

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 12, 2020 07:10 PM (sWM8x)

95 I wonder when the shooting will begin over Tito's vs Stoli.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 12, 2020 07:10 PM (4a9Vv)

96 >>>They need the zip ties for the zecks to force them to was the nasty laundry in the laundry bags

Also, for rape.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 12, 2020 07:10 PM (AFSld)

97 > I liked the list of things they needed that they put out, though I would like to know what "the good kind" of ice is.

I think they mean ice for drinks (good kind), not ICE

Immigration and Customs Enforcement

(bad kind)

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 07:10 PM (iTXRQ)

98 ''If I recall correctly, when we took over Panama and bagged Noriega he holed up in the Vatican Embassy there. The grunts outside played Highway to Hell and I fought the Law constantly. ''

Oh gosh, I forgot about that.

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2020 07:10 PM (gLRfa)

99 I don't think Raz the Chazlord is an enthusiast of "bull rides," IYKWIM.

Posted by: pookysgirl, participating in the hachi hachi flower battle at June 12, 2020 07:10 PM (XKZwp)

100 i'm a small cube kind of guy

Well its easier to get a straw through but it melts too fast and waters down the drink.

You notice the gender-assumptions at the top of that demands list?

HOW DARE YOU!!1!1!!!

/Scoldilocks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (KZzsI)

101 Good ice is the round pellet ice like you get at some fast food places and hospitals. That is the best ice and I will fight you if you disagree

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (UNyae)

102 Pffht.

They haven't even written a Declaration of Dependence yet, the slackers.

Posted by: Meremortal at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (Bwqq4)

103 Also, they requested ELECTROLYTES.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (AD3JT)

104 I've never been so frightened in my life! That guy in a MAGA hat called me a big fat poopy-head!

Posted by: This... is CNN. at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (H3MF8)

105 NGU,

North Alabama seems like its head is on right.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (VcFUs)

106 79 Portland is so jealous. They worked hard at being a weird fucking place, and Seattle has usurped the title, maybe forever.
Posted by: Kathysaysso at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (nNo7P)

Assholes in Berkeley must be apoplectic with rage at being upstaged.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (YqDXo)

107 Has the NFL offered them a franchise yet?
Posted by: Josephistan

On the condition they sign Krapadick

Posted by: Bruce at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (vd8XM)

108 Zip ties? So they are going full police power.

Posted by: Vincent Mohan at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (tRgq3)

109 ''I say yet again: the over/under for the first homicide/ drug overdose is 3 days from yesterday. I'm covering all bets that by Sunday AM the first corpse will turn up.''

They'll start throwing them over the wall.

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (gLRfa)

110 If they are looking for a new currency, I suggest the Venezuelan bolivar. They could pick up a few billion in notes for a quarter.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (Z4rgH)

111 Has the NFL offered them a franchise yet?
Posted by: Josephistan

The CHAZ Lions could work.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (Qf83p)

112 Willowed from below.

432 It took me a while to un-eeyore myself from this morning.

Sorry for being such a sky is falling doom and gloom a-hole.

Got the yard mowed, today was the first time in four years I had enough stamina to finish it in one day. Exercise after a stent and a second close call have helped there. Even had enough energy to remove/replace a dead sprinkler head and bring the system out of hibernation after lunch. Dinner was grilled roasted corn and hot dogs.

I sure hope the Flynn case turns out well, but I suspect it may run out the clock to keep him quiet, like some have opined here previously.

Question for the nerdier inclined. Has anyone dealt with and replaced the internal battery on a vehicle dash cam? I've got one that won't power the unit long enough to save the current video file before it dies after removing external power,

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (VcFUs)

113 >>>101 Good ice is the round pellet ice like you get at some fast food places and hospitals. That is the best ice and I will fight you if you disagree
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle

This checks out.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (PbpT7)

114 Urgent need for skinny jeans! Or maybe instructions on how to use a washing machine.

Posted by: CHAZ Warehouse at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (XHrkn)

115 >I say yet again: the over/under for the first homicide/ drug overdose is 3 days from yesterday. I'm covering all bets that by Sunday AM the first corpse will turn up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

at some point, people will get sick of being stuck there, and will start drifting away

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 07:12 PM (iTXRQ)

116 So I can't really recommend going there; the internet now controls the narrative more tightly than the corporate media itself.
--

Truth. The country may want to start doing something serious about this.

Posted by: Lady in Black at June 12, 2020 07:12 PM (O+I8R)

117 this is a good question. I don't know if this is some drug reference or they're specifying they want the small-cube type of ice that is so nice in sodas.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 07:08 PM (PbpT7)

Ice is crystal meth.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 07:12 PM (uEbPt)

118 It appears that Karenism is NOT NEW. This is from "Tom Jones," published 1749:

On the contrary, when a set of grave men and philosophers are disputing; when wisdom herself may in a manner be considered as present, and administering arguments to the disputants; should a tumult arise among the mob, or should one scold, who is herself equal in noise to a mighty mob, appear among the said philosophers; their disputes cease in a moment, wisdom no longer performs her ministerial office, and the attention of every one is immediately attracted by the scold alone

Posted by: Caliban at June 12, 2020 07:12 PM (QE8X6)

119 If they are looking for a new currency, I suggest the Venezuelan bolivar. They could pick up a few billion in notes for a quarter.

Charmin.

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 07:12 PM (XHrkn)

120 I'd rather watch the CHAZ than the NFL.

Reality series! They could do it to support the movement.

Posted by: PJ at June 12, 2020 07:12 PM (qlTN9)

121 >>>Well its easier to get a straw through but it melts too fast and waters down the drink.

You notice the gender-assumptions at the top of that demands list?

HOW DARE YOU!!1!1!!!

...

Drink your soda pop fast, LIKE A MAN.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 07:12 PM (PbpT7)

122
Has the NFL offered them a franchise yet?
Posted by: Josephistan

Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll says he has been contacted about former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick, hinting the player who began kneeling protests might have a future in the league.

Carroll told reporters Thursday that he regrets not signing Kaepernick when he met with the Seahawks in 2017 but indicated that someone seeks information about the former San Francisco 49ers star.

"I got a phone call today asking and inquiring about the situation," Carroll said. "I know somebody is interested so we'll see what happens with that."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2020 07:12 PM (aKsyK)

123 ''Assholes in Berkeley must be apoplectic with rage at being upstaged.''

Berkeley is so 60's. Boomertown.

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2020 07:12 PM (gLRfa)

124 >>this is a good question. I don't know if this is some drug reference or they're specifying they want the small-cube type of ice that is so nice in sodas.

Chrystal meth is nicknamed ice.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 07:12 PM (ZLI7S)

125 re 81: cow rides. You don't want to know

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 12, 2020 07:12 PM (4a9Vv)

126 Deplorable Jay, I can't bet against you on that one.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2020 07:12 PM (D0eKi)

127 >>>I would like to know what "the good kind" of ice is.

Vanilla Ice!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 12, 2020 07:12 PM (AFSld)

128 They already had to have the fire department come to put out a dumpster fire. I mean, the whole thing is a dumpster fire but...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:12 PM (KZzsI)

129 91
Has the NFL offered them a franchise yet?

Posted by: Josephistan at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Izzlo)

I hear Kaepernick is going to starting for them.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2020 07:13 PM (KnJdm)

130 If Razistan doesn't get renewed for another season I swear I'm going to riot.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 12, 2020 07:13 PM (t+qrx)

131 Okay. Since no one else maybe noticed.
On their list of supplies. Zip ties?
WTF? Or, is that just getting ready for the coming trials of the Wreckers?

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at June 12, 2020 07:13 PM (d9Irc)

132 Anderson Cooper has volunteered to be their cow

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 07:13 PM (uEbPt)

133 103 Also, they requested ELECTROLYTES.
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (AD3JT)

CHAZ needs Brawndo!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 12, 2020 07:13 PM (0QYMt)

134 Drink your soda pop fast, LIKE A MAN.

I'll try to Be Better

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:13 PM (KZzsI)

135 I love how lefties for the last 50 years have portrayed every lefty commune/ train wreck / whatever as just kind of a big block party, full of love, music, free food, sharing, free love, just nirvana.

Until it isn't.

Then it degenerates into drugs, drug overdoses, rapes, murders, and squalor. See, e.g., Haight-Ashbury circa 1968.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:14 PM (YqDXo)

136 So is there a cow trapped in no mans land?

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 07:14 PM (6f16T)

137 Chrystal meth is nicknamed ice.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 07:12 PM (ZLI7S)

That's just her stage name.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 12, 2020 07:14 PM (t+qrx)

138
It appears that Karenism is NOT NEW. This is from "Tom Jones," published 1749:

So what you're saying is It's Not Unusual?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 07:14 PM (FdGKu)

139 101 Good ice is the round pellet ice like you get at some fast food places and hospitals. That is the best ice and I will fight you if you disagree
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle
---
Absolutely. Crunchy ice is the best ice.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 12, 2020 07:14 PM (sWM8x)

140 >>>Chrystal meth is nicknamed ice.
Posted by: JackStraw

Oh great, Puff and His Magic Dragon checked in with some information about drugs for us.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 07:14 PM (PbpT7)

141 Pretty soon, Raz is going to be writing tracts about the Natural, God given Rights of Man.

He's a rapper...he'll be spittin' bars.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2020 07:14 PM (ExV1e)

142 Also, they requested ELECTROLYTES.

Their garden isn't doing well, and its what plants crave

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:14 PM (KZzsI)

143 I say: Let this place keep going. They're trending hard in my direction. Shiiiiit, in two months I might apply to immigrate there.

__________

I'm going to start the first petition in CHAZyStain to make Ace their official National Poet Laureate.

Posted by: ShainS -- No more half measures, Donald at June 12, 2020 07:14 PM (QJ/YL)

144 Oh shit. That XINN on-the-scene report is hilarious. A resident of SPAZ tries to shut him down, then while he's backing up trying to get away from him, he says the SPAZzers are all for "free speech.

How does it feel to be brainwashed?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 07:14 PM (HaL55)

145 Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll says he has been
contacted about former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick, hinting the
player who began kneeling protests might have a future in the league.

Carroll told reporters Thursday that he regrets not signing
Kaepernick when he met with the Seahawks in 2017 but indicated that
someone seeks information about the former San Francisco 49ers star.

"I got a phone call today asking and inquiring about the situation,"
Carroll said. "I know somebody is interested so we'll see what happens
with that."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2020 07:12 PM (aKsyK)

Carroll is a commie POS

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 07:14 PM (FdGKu)

146 Nothing says Autonomous like "Supplies Needed!"

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 07:14 PM (1fg6a)

147 >>>So is there a cow trapped in no mans land?

Joy Behar's GPS took her the wrong way.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 12, 2020 07:14 PM (AFSld)

148 I look forward to the Democrats doing a photo op at this Love Fest. Should be any day now.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 07:15 PM (uEbPt)

149 We don't want you drugs here, JackStraw.

Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 07:15 PM (PbpT7)

150 126 Deplorable Jay, I can't bet against you on that one.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2020 07:12 PM (D0eKi)

Sorry, Las Vegas was on the phone. They want me to come work for them setting betting lines.

Move over Jimmy the Greek, it's time for Jay the Geek.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:15 PM (YqDXo)

151 Nothing says Autonomous like "Supplies Needed!"
Posted by: t-bird

Yup.

Posted by: eleven at June 12, 2020 07:15 PM (Qf83p)

152 Oh no, something went wrong
Well you're much too fat and a little too long
Hey hey, you got too much to lose
Gotta find your way back to the Animal Zoo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (aKsyK)

That's the Spirit!

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2020 07:15 PM (Z4rgH)

153 >>Oh great, Puff and His Magic Dragon checked in with some information about drugs for us.

Don't start with me, blindie. It's been a long week.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)

154 Heard reports on radio coming home the Antifa gang is extorting money from the businesses in their little country

It's a tax.

Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at June 12, 2020 07:15 PM (ExV1e)

155 Good ice is the round pellet ice like you get at some fast food places
and hospitals. That is the best ice and I will fight you if you disagree

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle

I agree, but I'll wrastle you anyway.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2020 07:15 PM (KnJdm)

156 I noticed a major omission on the Needs list. Deodorant. Give it a month, and there will be buzzards dropping from the sky.

Posted by: pep at June 12, 2020 07:15 PM (T6t7i)

157 The city of Seattle is giving them a fire department. Apparently they are pretending to be the Indians meeting the pilgrims before they discover the pilgrims bring disease and also conquering.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 12, 2020 07:15 PM (UNyae)

158 "Now the question is out to where?"
You are a dentist, I would think there would be a lot of welcome mats out there for you.

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 12, 2020 07:16 PM (w7KSn)

159 Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll says he has been
contacted about former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick, hinting the player who began kneeling protests might have a future in the league.

Equipment manager?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:16 PM (YqDXo)

160 re 103: maybe they meant Electrolux. Gotta keep the place clean for CNN reporters who want to report something good.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 12, 2020 07:16 PM (4a9Vv)

161 Nothing says Autonomous like "Supplies Needed!"

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 07:14 PM (1fg6a)

Looting that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2020 07:16 PM (KnJdm)

162 So Corona is definitely over then right?

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 07:16 PM (uEbPt)

163 Heard reports on radio coming home the Antifa gang is extorting money from the businesses in their little country

I've seen some posts that claim this, but nothing confirmed really. I mean, its almost certain, but who knows at this point. They did paint a really bitchen Black Lives Matter on the street though. I'm serious, its really well done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:16 PM (KZzsI)

164 That Pete Carrol, he gonna be my Czar of Woke Sports. Dude is righteous, for a crackah.

Posted by: A riding cow at June 12, 2020 07:16 PM (EgshT)

165 H'e a cow - ard.

Posted by: Florida Cowboy at June 12, 2020 07:16 PM (Jj+59)

166 Oh great, Puff and His Magic Dragon checked in with some information about drugs for us.

.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)
-----------

Shoot, I thought maybe an AC-130 gunship was being sent in.

Darn it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 12, 2020 07:16 PM (WEBkv)

167 It's a tax.
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at June 12, 2020 07:15 PM (ExV1e)

Lmfao

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 07:17 PM (uEbPt)

168 I couldn't really care if any team takes Kaperdick, he can't play.

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 07:17 PM (6f16T)

169 Sonic ice is the best ice.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 12, 2020 07:17 PM (0OmEj)

170 General Sherman has a solution to this problem of CHAZistan.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 12, 2020 07:17 PM (J70i0)

171 Seattle Seahawks coach Pete Carroll says he has been
contacted about former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick, hinting the player who began kneeling protests might have a future in the league.

Even the Squawks aren't dumb enough to pay an out of shape over the hill 4th stringer what he's demanding.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:17 PM (KZzsI)

172 Any sane man living in Seattle should come down to the Chaz dressed as a hobo and just mooch off of them for the weekend.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 12, 2020 07:17 PM (tVQUs)

173 Jello or pudding or whipped cream wrasslin ?

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 12, 2020 07:18 PM (UNyae)

174 Surrounded by buildings they claim are in their control, and the dumb fucks want tents.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 12, 2020 07:18 PM (C1Lsn)

175 When I made the reservation, I was told CHAZ was trans-inclusive. I'm forced to write a scathing review!

Posted by: Z'eph'y'r we/them/us/most/ at June 12, 2020 07:18 PM (oAY8z)

176 Any sane man living in Seattle should come down to the Chaz dressed as a hobo and just mooch off of them for the weekend.

"We banned the homeles after they ate all our food!"
--Antifa with pipe cleaner arms and more tats than Post Malone

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:19 PM (KZzsI)

177 I'm torn between squashing the CHAZ insurrection along with the traitors inside with force, or allowing only this one to play out for the lulz.
I am in favor of the military flying drones overhead dispersing aerosolize LSD mixed with our strongest amphetamines above the country of CHAZ to their citizens below.

Posted by: Bareback Jazzhands at June 12, 2020 07:19 PM (BdpWC)

178 Any sane man living in Seattle should come down to the Chaz dressed as a hobo and just mooch off of them for the weekend.

That's cool with me but just watch out for the cholera and hepatitis.

Posted by: A riding cow at June 12, 2020 07:19 PM (EgshT)

179 Has anyone established that BTG is actually in the Z? I find it hard to believe that she'd risk it. IOW, I'm betting that all her bluff and bluster is a bust.

Posted by: pep at June 12, 2020 07:19 PM (T6t7i)

180 Send in the Cowvalry!

Posted by: Miklos, more than 10 miles away at June 12, 2020 07:19 PM (QzkSJ)

181 Body lotion and zip ties?
Some kinky Antifa shit going on in there.
And cigarettes for after.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 07:19 PM (v0R5T)

182 when they print their own money, I suggest Alexandria Ocasio-Cortex be on the $0 bill.

Posted by: Mallfly the Peach of Seattlestan at June 12, 2020 07:20 PM (4a9Vv)

183 Apparently he's being "cancelled," due to a prior history of "homophobic" tweets.
_____

Bad link.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 12, 2020 07:20 PM (ZbwAu)

184 Posted a late Nood.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2020 07:20 PM (u82oZ)

185 Even the Squawks aren't dumb enough to pay an out of shape over the hill 4th stringer what he's demanding.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:17 PM (KZzsI)

Have you seen how woke the NFL is? Not only would some team sign him but Krapperdick could do nothing but throw interceptions and would be named MVP

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 07:20 PM (FdGKu)

186 Autonomous: "(of a country or region) having the freedom to govern itself or control its own affairs."

So they claim to be autonomous, but yet are begging for supplies.

So much for being able to "control its own affairs".

Idiots...

I say we all ignore these fools and prepare to hand out a record number of Darwin awards later this year...

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 12, 2020 07:20 PM (Do5/p)

187 Good ice is the round pellet ice like you get at some fast food places and hospitals. That is the best ice and I will fight you if you disagree
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle

This checks out.
Posted by: ace
-----

'Bad' ice is what? Cubes?

These people have obviously never spent time in England, where ice of any kind is nearly impossible to find.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 12, 2020 07:20 PM (1vynn)

188 @145...Carroll's also a mental midget. He's a rah rah, jock sniffing, ass kisser, so he attracts talent. But in a contest of wits he's always outclassed. Belichek crushed him, mind body and soul, in that Super Bowl. That last play was the single most thorough mental ass whupping in NFL history.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at June 12, 2020 07:20 PM (ja/kn)

189 Apparently he's being "cancelled," due to a prior history of "homophobic" tweets.

What, did he diss Judy Garland?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 12, 2020 07:20 PM (oVJmc)

190 That's cool with me but just watch out for the cholera and hepatitis...
Posted by: A riding cow at June 12, 2020 07:19 PM (EgshT)

... and the crabs, and the scabies, and the TB, and the ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

191 I don't know if they'll be able to "cancel" a guy who's going around beating the shit out of people and threatening to kill them.
_______

Why didn't the Romans just cancel Alaric?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 12, 2020 07:21 PM (ZbwAu)

192 I hereby declare that American citizens have a free fire zone and no bag limit in CHAZistan.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 12, 2020 07:21 PM (J70i0)

193 129
91

Has the NFL offered them a franchise yet?

Posted by: Josephistan at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Izzlo)

I hear Kaepernick is going to starting for them.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2020 07:13 PM (KnJdm)

Rumor is that the seahaws are going to sigh him.

Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 07:21 PM (ofIwF)

194 Good ice = Ice Cube, because fuck tha police
Bad ice = Ice T, tha sellout, who plays tha police on TV

Posted by: CHAZ Ministry of Information at June 12, 2020 07:21 PM (yk557)

195 So they claim to be autonomous, but yet are begging for supplies.

Let's face it, that's half of the world.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:21 PM (YqDXo)

196 NGU,

North Alabama seems like its head is on right.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (VcFUs)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o

On my way

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2020 07:21 PM (85Gof)

197 Nothing says Autonomous like "Supplies Needed!"

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2020 07:14 PM (1fg6a)

I'm gonna make a wild guess that soap isn't on the list. But penicillin is.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2020 07:22 PM (Z4rgH)

198 These people have obviously never spent time in England, where ice of any kind is nearly impossible to find.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 12, 2020 07:20 PM (1vynn)

I think you mean Europe.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 12, 2020 07:22 PM (J70i0)

199 Rumor is that the seahaws are going to sigh him.
Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 07:21 PM (ofIwF)

Good. Fuck them. Another nail in the coffen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2020 07:22 PM (85Gof)

200 Not only would some team sign him but Krapperdick could do nothing but throw interceptions and would be named MVP

Well they've resisted so far, because he wants starting QB wages for water boy talent

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:23 PM (KZzsI)

201 ''General Sherman has a solution to this problem of CHAZistan.''

He was a mean looking SOB(in a good way). You could just tell from looking at his photos what kind of battle personality he had.

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2020 07:23 PM (gLRfa)

202 ParanoidGirl, GE makes a pellet ice maker called Opal. It rules.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2020 07:23 PM (m3RIE)

203 So Seattle *was* in the running for a future NHL franchise and were trying to decide on a team name.

I think they finally have it.

Seattle CHAZ

Their mascot can be Chaz Michael Michaels

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 12, 2020 07:23 PM (Do5/p)

204 Remember CNN was literally shaking with fear about the Tea Party.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 07:23 PM (iUIKZ)

205 182 when they print their own money, I suggest Alexandria Ocasio-Cortex be on the $0 bill.
Posted by: Mallfly the Peach of Seattlestan at June 12, 2020 07:20 PM (4a9Vv)

Nancy Pelosi could be on the $1 trillion coin, aka a flattened beer can.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:23 PM (YqDXo)

206 We need to wait this out - as much as I would like to see them crushed, the spectacle is worth the waiting.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 12, 2020 07:23 PM (nFRLh)

207 Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.

Posted by: Florida Cowboy at June 12, 2020 07:23 PM (Jj+59)

208 "...or allowing only this one to play out for the lulz."

I am for that.
As long as they don't burn the place down, but that will be the likely outcome.

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 12, 2020 07:23 PM (w7KSn)

209 Hire Colin Kaepernick, train the hell out of him.

Put him in, and let the offensive line not really protect him.

Squash him like a bug. After the inevitable season ending injury, fire him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2020 07:23 PM (u82oZ)

210 get yer red hots! get yer red hots here!

Colin Kaepernick

Posted by: Mallfly the Peach of Seattlestan at June 12, 2020 07:24 PM (4a9Vv)

211 Ace (and everyone else):

PLEASE capture the stuff that will likely be memory-holed using archive.today and keep the generated links handy. There's no registration required and it's easy peasy to user.

On an unrelated note, my car battery has been pining for the fjords for a while now (it only "vrooms" when I jump it) and Costco still has their mandatory face burka policy in place. Therefore, I'm going to make my boxer-brief face mask concept a reality this weekend and do some shopping.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 12, 2020 07:24 PM (DTX3h)

212 ''199 Rumor is that the seahaws are going to sigh him.
Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 07:21 PM (ofIwF)

Good. Fuck them. Another nail in the coffen''

Don't the already have Russell what's his name?

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2020 07:24 PM (gLRfa)

213 Carroll's also a mental midget. He's a rah rah, jock
sniffing, ass kisser, so he attracts talent. But in a contest of wits
he's always outclassed. Belichek crushed him, mind body and soul, in
that Super Bowl. That last play was the single most thorough mental ass
whupping in NFL history.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at June 12, 2020 07:20 PM (ja/kn)

Belichek is really a coach. That's why very few of his players are idiots. They can't be to do what he wants.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 12, 2020 07:24 PM (J70i0)

214 I can see it now in Chaztopia:

Someone is going to be laying there, bleeding out from a partially severed limb and they'll die while one of their "medics" frantically searches Youtube for a video on how to deal with the emergency.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 12, 2020 07:24 PM (WEBkv)

215 When Trump's 96 hours is over and he sends the troops They should surround the AUTONOMOUS ZONE and make it autonomous.

Don't touch one hair.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2020 07:24 PM (LEikZ)

216 We got a table top ice maker and it works like a charm, except the sensor that told it that the hopper was full broke, so it just keeps making ice until it shoves the lid open.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:24 PM (KZzsI)

217 Bust a deal, face the wheel.

Posted by: An Observation at June 12, 2020 07:24 PM (Y7pP/)

218 If Kaepernick gets called up, you know the bonus money for a crippling sack is going to be out there.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 12, 2020 07:24 PM (C1Lsn)

219 They don't specify which ice is good .

But I can tell you which ice is bad. It's that damn half-moon shaped ice that comes out of refrigerators that conforms perfectly to the inside of the glass and blocks any liquid from reaching your mouth like damn dams.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 12, 2020 07:25 PM (sGotD)

220 I would up CNN and the MaoMedia on the Making America Great again target list.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2020 07:25 PM (u82oZ)

221 Carroll's also a mental midget. He's a rah rah, jock
sniffing, ass kisser, so he attracts talent. But in a contest of wits
he's always outclassed. Belichek crushed him, mind body and soul, in
that Super Bowl. That last play was the single most thorough mental ass
whupping in NFL history.

Posted by: occam's brassiere at June 12, 2020 07:20 PM (ja/kn)

He's always been a scumbag even in his USC days.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 07:25 PM (FdGKu)

222 Equipment manager?

Water boy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 07:25 PM (HaL55)

223 82
If this anarchy and lawlessness stuff does not put PDT over the top, and
I mean way over the top, then America is done. I will put in my 3 more
years in the Navy and think about getting the hell out. Now the question
is out to where? Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (85Gof)

If you figure it out, let me know, would you? Right now all I've got is my getting a boat and living like a pirate idea.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 07:25 PM (qrX0b)

224 Chazistan needs to start looking to expand it's territory. Take another precinct or two. That'll win over the masses.

Posted by: vrf at June 12, 2020 07:25 PM (39HcC)

225 I would up CNN and the MaoMedia on the Making America Great again list.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2020 07:25 PM (u82oZ)

226 "OK, Colin, welcome to the Seahawks camp. You're good at throwing to people. Real good. Now we just need to work on your throwing the ball to the guys with the same color shirt as you."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:25 PM (YqDXo)

227 Kap will be their starting QB (sorry Russell), Co Head Coach, GM and Team Vice Chairman. No special treatment though.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 12, 2020 07:25 PM (nFRLh)

228 appears that Karenism is NOT NEW. This is from "Tom Jones," published 1749:

So what you're saying is It's Not Unusual?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 07:14 PM (FdGKu)

Heh. When I was in the book auction business, we came across a first edition of Tom Jones. My boss was very excited, but I told him "it's not unusual"

Posted by: Josephistan at June 12, 2020 07:25 PM (Izzlo)

229 113 >>>101 Good ice is the round pellet ice like you get at some fast food places and hospitals. That is the best ice and I will fight you if you disagree
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle

This checks out.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (PbpT7)
_______

Flirt-fighting at the HQ?

Say it ain't so.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 12, 2020 07:25 PM (ZbwAu)

230 Well they've resisted so far, because he wants starting QB wages for water boy talent
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:23 PM (KZzsI)
-----------

Hey!

Posted by: Adam Sandler at June 12, 2020 07:25 PM (WEBkv)

231 He was a mean looking SOB(in a good way). You could
just tell from looking at his photos what kind of battle personality
he had.

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2020 07:23 PM (gLRfa)

You just know he wouldn't mess around with CHAZ. And any reporter in his way would be sent to Sheol to report from there.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 12, 2020 07:26 PM (J70i0)

232 216
We got a table top ice maker and it works like a charm, except the
sensor that told it that the hopper was full broke, so it just keeps
making ice until it shoves the lid open.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:24 PM (KZzsI)

My son just got me one of those for my birthday! It's great.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 07:26 PM (qrX0b)

233 Representative Democracy: You have two cows. Lindsay Graham and John McCain send the milk to Ukraine for free. Ukraine pays Hunter Biden to sell the milk back to the USA. Joe brags about it.

Posted by: Florida Cowboy at June 12, 2020 07:26 PM (Jj+59)

234 How many salads do you expect from the community garden? And how many deaths caused by it if one is ever made?

Posted by: Qs for CHAZ at June 12, 2020 07:26 PM (HhXSr)

235 Do cow rides mean motorboating?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

It's either riding a Vespa or a fat chick.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 07:26 PM (eii2u)

236
He's always been a scumbag even in his USC days.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 07:25 PM (FdGKu)

He is a left wing conspiracy nut who thinks steel can't melt.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2020 07:26 PM (85Gof)

237 214 I can see it now in Chaztopia:

Someone is going to be laying there, bleeding out from a partially severed limb and they'll die while one of their "medics" frantically searches Youtube for a video on how to deal with the emergency.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 12, 2020 07:24 PM (WEBkv)

Ka-ching!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:26 PM (YqDXo)

238 Jordan61

We had this discussion in 2003 and in 2008.

I stay. My country. Paid for it in my own blood and sweat equity. We just have to be creative.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2020 07:26 PM (u82oZ)

239 I sent them a wet plastic bag with a note:
"it used to be ice, sorry."

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 07:26 PM (v0R5T)

240

Stop asking me if I'm giving rides!!!!!

Posted by: Karen Ginourmouscunt at June 12, 2020 07:27 PM (d6DSt)

241 If Kaep gets another shot, I demand one too!!!

Posted by: JaMarcus Russell at June 12, 2020 07:27 PM (yk557)

242 So Seattle *was* in the running for a future NHL franchise and were trying to decide on a team name.

I think they finally have it.

Seattle CHAZ

Their mascot can be Chaz Michael Michaels

Chaz Bono.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 07:27 PM (HaL55)

243
methinks a more pertinent question would be:

do they rent pigs?

-Gus McCrae

Posted by: AltonJackson
No Peace, No Justice
at June 12, 2020 07:28 PM (DUIap)

244 >think about getting the hell out. Now the question
is out to where? Sigh

you see those pictures of North America from space, showing all the US cities as little blobs of light?

You see those empty dark pockets out west?

That's where I'm going.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 07:28 PM (iTXRQ)

245 re 205: I posted this earlier, an email from Pelosi:

I'm speechless.

Donald Trump just jetted off to the biggest fundraiser of his presidency -- where he charged donors a whopping $580,600 each.

If Trump thinks he can buy himself the White House, I'll prove he's dead wrong.

I'm calling on a massive uprising today -- 10,000 grassroots Democrats strong -- to outraise Trump's haul AND replace him and every last Republican with a Democrat.

[I got this email today and on May 26 and on March 8. Trump sure has been jetting off to a lot of whopping $580,600 fundraisers.]

Posted by: Mallfly the Peach of Seattlestan at June 12, 2020 07:28 PM (4a9Vv)

246 69 I think Ace has already determined that Antifa chick's dad didn't raise her right...
Posted by: Boswell at June 12, 2020 07:05 PM (32YRo)

Counting on it, in fact.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 12, 2020 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

Are we talking about SpokesTits?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2020 07:28 PM (2B9A/)

247 If you figure it out, let me know, would you? Right now all I've got is my getting a boat and living like a pirate idea.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 07:25 PM (qrX0b)

Land pirates. We crush them. Maybe we start a motorcycle gang and rule the wasteland.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2020 07:28 PM (KnJdm)

248 Oh, by the way, our betters at the FBI warned departments nationwide that today is "National Kill A Cop Day."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 12, 2020 07:10 PM

So is tomorrow. And the next day, apparently.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 12, 2020 07:28 PM (lW69B)

249 >though I would like to know what "the good kind" of ice is.

I think they are trying to say that ICE (as in Immigration and Customs Enforcement) is the bad ice.

Although for the record, nugget ice is best ice.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 12, 2020 07:28 PM (L106N)

250 If Kaep gets another shot, I demand one too!!!

Posted by: JaMarcus Russell at June 12, 2020 07:27 PM (yk557)

Michael Sam: Hellllloooo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 07:29 PM (FdGKu)

251
I sent them a wet plastic bag with a note:
"it used to be ice, sorry."

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 07:26 PM

was it "the good kind"?

Posted by: AltonJackson
No Peace, No Justice
at June 12, 2020 07:29 PM (DUIap)

252 Bad ICE is the Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Posted by: dartist at June 12, 2020 07:29 PM (K22Va)

253 grammie winger: "What's the ration in there, male to female?"

With so many flavors in their rainbow, you've posed an impossible question.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 12, 2020 07:29 PM (HhXSr)

254 I'm calling on a massive uprising today -- 10,000 grassroots Democrats strong -- to outraise Trump's haul AND replace him and every last Republican with a Democrat.

Posted by: Mallfly the Peach of Seattlestan at June 12, 2020 07:28 PM (4a9Vv)

I'm in. I'm donating the contents of my handkerchief.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:29 PM (YqDXo)

255 I'm pretty sure this is "good" for our side, mostly based on the freaking out from a Vox writer (who is trans, of course). But can someone with regulation experience tell me what this rule change means?

https://tinyurl.com/yabyhjv7

Posted by: pookysgirl, participating in the hachi hachi flower battle at June 12, 2020 07:29 PM (XKZwp)

256 Oh, by the way, our betters at the FBI warned departments nationwide that today is "National Kill A Cop Day."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 12, 2020 07:10 PM

So is tomorrow. And the next day, apparently.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 12, 2020 07:28 PM (lW69B)

Nothing but peaceful protests comrades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 07:29 PM (FdGKu)

257 238
Jordan61

We had this discussion in 2003 and in 2008.

I stay. My country. Paid for it in my own blood and sweat equity. We just have to be creative.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2020 07:26 PM (u82oZ)

Well...alright. But can I at least still dress up like a pirate wench?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 07:29 PM (qrX0b)

258 If you figure it out, let me know, would you? Right now all I've got is my getting a boat and living like a pirate idea.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 07:25 PM (qrX0b)

Some of those shanty boats in the New England area are really nice. But only for bug out.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2020 07:29 PM (LEikZ)

259 Good ice is the round pellet ice like you get at some fast food places and hospitals. That is the best ice and I will fight you if you disagree
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle

This checks out.
Posted by: ace at June 12, 2020 07:11 PM (PbpT7)
_______

Flirt-fighting at the HQ?

Say it ain't so.
Posted by: Eeyore

They put in six of those at work when we moved to the new building.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 07:30 PM (eii2u)

260 Water boy?

That's racist.

Tackling dummy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2020 07:30 PM (Z4rgH)

261 253 grammie winger: "What's the ration in there, male to female?"

With so many flavors in their rainbow, you've posed an impossible question.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 12, 2020 07:29 PM (HhXSr)

Yep. These are leftists. Sex is not a good quantum number.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

262 >though I would like to know what "the good kind" of ice is.
.......

the not melted yet kind.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 07:30 PM (v0R5T)

263 198
These people have obviously never spent time in England, where ice of any kind is nearly impossible to find.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at June 12, 2020 07:20 PM (1vynn)

I think you mean Europe.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 12, 2020 07:22 PM (J70i0)

I ordered a scotch and water at a bar in Aberdeen once. Got a funny look from the bartender. Asking for ice was the final straw. I did get an ice block after some intense negotiations.

Posted by: Javems at June 12, 2020 07:30 PM (ofIwF)

264 I think the cow rides one is a play in the "carnival like atmosphere." State Fair style animal rides.

Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2020 07:30 PM (0tWue)

265 Jordan61

Lots of talent here. I could be the 2nd Mate (who does Navigation).

Ace as Captain does give me pause. Irongrandpa as First Mate,

But a boat to hold the Horde will be very expensive. Beyond GFMs ability.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2020 07:30 PM (u82oZ)

266 People's Representative Democracy

You have two cows. The government takes them. Maybe shoots you dead. The End.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 07:30 PM (iUIKZ)

267 Well...alright. But can I at least still dress up like a pirate wench?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 07:29 PM (qrX0b)
-------------------

Okay, I wasn't really paying attention until I saw that.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 12, 2020 07:30 PM (WEBkv)

268 260 Water boy?

That's racist.

Tackling dummy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2020 07:30 PM (Z4rgH)

Towel boy, homophobe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:30 PM (YqDXo)

269 ''[I got this email today and on May 26 and on March 8. Trump sure has been jetting off to a lot of whopping $580,600 fundraisers.]''

LOL. Even if he is charging that much I'm sure the donors can more than afford it. If I had that kind of dough I'd be happy to donate. Pelosi is a hypocrite. Wonder how much she asks for her fundraisers?

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2020 07:31 PM (gLRfa)

270 Now some left wing scrunt on FOX says not we do want to defund the police, just redirect the funds???

LOL- fuck her and that scrunt mcallum on FOX who said good point?

Fuck you and Fuck you and Fuck you

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2020 07:31 PM (85Gof)

271 Chazistan needs to start looking to expand it's territory. Take another precinct or two. That'll win over the masses.

Expand it's territory? As in gain more living room?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 12, 2020 07:31 PM (SchxB)

272 I just hope after all that's said and done during the next lockdown or the like, that the cops remember who has been on their side...maybe too much to hope for I know

Posted by: Pliney at June 12, 2020 07:31 PM (nzKWW)

273 Are they at the "Lord of the Flies" stage yet or are we past that?

Posted by: Puddleglum at June 12, 2020 07:31 PM (L5+ea)

274 grammie winger: "What's the ration in there, male to female?

From what I've seen its very hard to tell from a glance

Well...alright. But can I at least still dress up like a pirate wench?

I should think that's mandatory

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:31 PM (KZzsI)

275 Zip ties, folding chairs and cigarettes are on the need list. We should think of joining.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 12, 2020 07:31 PM (s6Kkz)

276 Hey!

Posted by: Adam Sandler at June 12, 2020 07:25 PM (WEBkv)

RLM has decided that Netflix Sandler movies are done based on where Sandler wants to vacation and which friends he wants to bring along.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 12, 2020 07:31 PM (J70i0)

277 Well...alright. But can I at least still dress up like a pirate wench?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 07:29 PM (qrX0b)

Only if you change your name to Joarrrdan.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 07:32 PM (iUIKZ)

278 Single big ice cubes for cocktails like Old Fashioneds are very good as well.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2020 07:32 PM (m3RIE)

279 I sent them a wet plastic bag with a note:
"it used to be ice, sorry."

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 07:26 PM

was it "the good kind"?
Posted by: AltonJackson
No Peace, No Justice
at June 12, 2020 07:29 PM (DUIap)

Ice-9 wouldn't have melted. Just sayin'.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 12, 2020 07:32 PM (t+qrx)

280 I just hope after all that's said and done during the next lockdown or the like, that the cops remember who has been on their side...maybe too much to hope for I know
Posted by: Pliney at June 12, 2020 07:31 PM (nzKWW)

Maybe, but they will remember only after they calculate when they can retire and what their pension might be and their own families and I don't blame them. Buy more ammo

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2020 07:32 PM (85Gof)

281 Fuck you and Fuck you and Fuck you

moo.

Posted by: cow rides at June 12, 2020 07:32 PM (v0R5T)

282 If Kaep gets another shot, I demand one too!!! Posted by: JaMarcus Russell

Might wanna stick with your blow and purple drank, homey. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Autonomous Republic Warlord and Cruise Director at June 12, 2020 07:32 PM (EgshT)

283 Expand it's territory? As in gain more living room?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 12, 2020 07:31 PM (SchxB)

Lebenstraum is the correct term I believe.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 12, 2020 07:32 PM (J70i0)

284 Jordan61

You can dress up as a Pirate Wench anytime you like. I paid attention when you said you went from HH to 38 DD. Schwing!

Being the Bacon Wench at the TxMoMeet may be a harder task, as that role is taken.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2020 07:33 PM (u82oZ)

285 Thanks for the tip about the opal ice maker. I know what I am going to get myself as my life force acknowledges another year around the fiery ball

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 12, 2020 07:33 PM (UNyae)

286 I still think that every white woman in CHAZ needs to pay for their role in the evil whitey oppression of blacks by being rape wenches available to all the blacks.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 12, 2020 07:33 PM (pw+jk)

287 270 Now some left wing scrunt on FOX says not we do want to defund the police, just redirect the funds???

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2020 07:31 PM (85Gof)

Because redirecting the funds is totally different from defunding.

I'm going to redirect my upcoming estimated tax payment from the IRS to my personal bank account.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:34 PM (YqDXo)

288 They could sign him but he never plays a down in regulation time.

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 07:34 PM (6f16T)

289 If this anarchy and lawlessness stuff does not put PDT over the top, and I mean way over the top, then America is done.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2020 07:09 PM (85Gof)
~~~~~

Over 300,000 requested tickets for his Tulsa, OK rally. Does that help?

Posted by: IrishEi at June 12, 2020 07:34 PM (sGotD)

290 I see beer was not on their list. Fags.
Zima was way down out of sight at the bottom I bet.

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

291 Fuck! We didn't say we want justice, we said we want just ice!!!!

Posted by: CHAZ at June 12, 2020 07:34 PM (iUIKZ)

292 Lebenstraum is the correct term I believe.

Well, yeah, but the Soymalians won't understand it in the original tongue.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 12, 2020 07:34 PM (SchxB)

293 ''Single big ice cubes for cocktails like Old Fashioneds are very good as well.''

Restaurant that we frequent serves a yummy smoked Old Fashioned with a ice ball. Loverly.

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2020 07:34 PM (gLRfa)

294

I want a Letter of Marque from some politician, then it's Hunting Time.

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at June 12, 2020 07:34 PM (d6DSt)

295 285, only drawback is it's kind of loud.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 12, 2020 07:34 PM (m3RIE)

296 Less then a week and they already need pants? I'd like to know what's going on there.

Posted by: lowandslow at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (4thlk)

297 We've been all through this before with the "Occupy" movement. Little reported at the time (except by me), commie douchebag Li'l Hitlers "seized" land and established "utopian" enclaves, generally named after each city -- "Occupy Oakland," "Occupy Portland," etc.

All of these mini-nations were nightmarish hellholes of drug abuse and rape.

Here's one of the reports I wrote NINE EYAR ago about the "Occupy Oakland" autonomous nation:

http://zombietime.com/occupy_oakland_10-22-2011/

Sample captions:

"Adding to the excitement: Today was "Bring Down Capatalism Day," so we were all eagerly anticipating the destruction of "capatalism" by nightfall. "

"One thing quickly became apparent to me: Occupy Oakland at first tried to create a completely anarchistic rule-free social utopia -- but as the days and weeks pass, the Occupiers are inescapably re-creating society from scratch, and before long will have all the same rules and customs and problems that they tried to abandon. (All of this is entirely predictable, I might add.) "

"The ground around and inside the camp was also littered with other evidence of drug use, such as this crack cocaine baggie that had been dropped or discarded. "

"This guy was sitting outside his tent, riffling through and counting huge wads of greenbacks. I can't say for sure that he was a drug dealer, but I found it mighty suspicious that he would have such a massive amount of cash amidst such squalor. "

"Even more disturbingly, all over the camp were signs that said "Not a toilet," because some occupiers basically relieve themselves wherever and whenever they feel the urge. Disgusted campers started putting up signs so that their particular tents wouldn't be on the receiving end of any effluvia. "

"INTIMIDATING "INTERNAL SECURITY" TEAMS

Occupy Oakland has agreed by consensus to not cooperate with the Oakland Police Department under any circumstances. But as the law-breaking and nuisance behavior within the encampment started to grow, the evolving mini-society found it necessary to appoint its own ersatz police force. Basically, the scariest looking guys, and/or those guys with with strongest authoritarian urge, have assumed the role of internal policemen. As many reporters have discovered, these guys really really do not appreciate having their picture taken, so I could only get a few surreptitious shots. In this scene, someone had found a large Bowie knife in the camp and turned it into these two Occupolice, who set about scanning the crowd for the potential owner, ready to wreak justice on anyone who broke the "no weapons" law consensus agreement. They communicate with walkie-talkies. "

"People have often cited Lord of the Flies in reference to Occupy Oakland, and I tend to agree -- but in a good way. In the original novel about boys stranded on a desert island, it's not just that they descend into barbarism, but more interestingly they start to re-create society from first principles, instituting hierarchies and rules and customs where none had existed before. And it's quite obvious that, left on their own for a sufficient amount of time, the book's characters would naturally have developed a new society not much different from the one they left behind. "

"I see the same thing happening at Occupy Oakland: They reject the existence of the current police force, only to find it necessary to found a new substitute police force of their own, which were it to mature would eventually become an institution probably not much different from the original Oakland Police Force they so reviled. Here, for example, is the first incarnation of a "police station" in the emerging Occupy culture. "

etc. etc. etc.

Been there, done that.

Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (N9G0H)

298 269 ''[I got this email today and on May 26 and on March 8. Trump sure has been jetting off to a lot of whopping $580,600 fundraisers.]''

LOL. Even if he is charging that much I'm sure the donors can more than afford it. If I had that kind of dough I'd be happy to donate. Pelosi is a hypocrite. Wonder how much she asks for her fundraisers?
Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2020 07:31 PM

Isn't that like the per-plate cover at Dem fundraisers these days?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (lW69B)

299 I just hope after all that's said and done during the next lockdown or
the like, that the cops remember who has been on their side...maybe too
much to hope for I know

Posted by: Pliney at June 12, 2020 07:31 PM (nzKWW)

===
Spoiler Alert: the cops won't.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (pw+jk)

300 Over 300,000 requested tickets for his Tulsa, OK rally. Does that help?
Posted by: IrishEi at June 12, 2020 07:34 PM (sGotD)

Now I'm wondering, what is the best estimate for the population of AutoZone?

Posted by: hogmartin at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (t+qrx)

301 Manifest destiny!

Posted by: Chazmania at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (nzKWW)

302 IrishEi

300,000 is a lot!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (u82oZ)

303 Water boy?

That's racist.

Not sexist? It's getting difficult to keep up with all this tragic hipness.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (HaL55)

304 They could sign him but he never plays a down in regulation time.
Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 07:34 PM (6f16T)
---------

Third sting QB. The D line can practice sacking him when he runs oppo plays in practice against the first string.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (WEBkv)

305 Zima was way down out of sight at the bottom I bet.

My guess is that heroin and meth is more their vice than booze

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (KZzsI)

306 In another disappointing blow to New York kids and parents the state Health Commissioner announced Friday that hes banning sleepaway camps this summer to help contain the coronavirus threat.

So lemmi git this straight, rather than sending kids to the wide open spaces in upstate NY, we keep them in the overcrowded ghettos in NYC and stuck in their houses in the burbs so their parents can not go back to work. Is I'z getting this strait?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (85Gof)

307 Was looking at Chazistan's vast area of control. Don't really see anything in the surrounding area that will help them.

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 07:36 PM (6f16T)

308 Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (N9G0H)

Shit, I remember this report. Did you post it here?

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 07:36 PM (iUIKZ)

309 Body lotion? That's for all of the whacking-off I'm supposing. Ain't no way anyone but Lord Raz is getting laid out of that crowd.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at June 12, 2020 07:36 PM (ssqLp)

310 Please, PDT find the biggest venue there is.

Tulsa fair grounds might work

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2020 07:36 PM (D0eKi)

311 I'm pretty sure this is "good" for our side, mostly
based on the freaking out from a Vox writer (who is trans, of course).
But can someone with regulation experience tell me what this rule change
means?

https://tinyurl.com/yabyhjv7

Posted by: pookysgirl, participating in the hachi hachi flower battle at June 12, 2020 07:29 PM (XKZwp)

I figure it means that even if some mentally ill man believes he is a woman, the doctor doesn't have to play along. The doctor can still treat his medical needs as a man without fear of legal issues.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 12, 2020 07:37 PM (J70i0)

312 >>Over 300,000 requested tickets for his Tulsa, OK rally. Does that help?

But the polls!

Just like 2016 we are going to see Trump filling arenas with overflow crowds into the parking lots and Slow Joe having to pay entertainers to draw a handful of people and the media will tell us Trump is getting crushed.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)

313 A tidbit of good news over at twitchy. It seems the feds are now lodging charges on the idiot lawyers in Manhattan that threw the Molotov cocktails into the police van. Seems with all the charges they could get life in prison.
*strokes imaginary beard*. Very interestinkt!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at June 12, 2020 07:37 PM (w6A0l)

314 308 Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (N9G0H)

Shit, I remember this report. Did you post it here?
Posted by: ...

Been so long, my mind is a blur.

Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2020 07:37 PM (N9G0H)

315 Time magazine will have Raz on their cover as man of the year.

Posted by: MikeM at June 12, 2020 07:37 PM (bTWY+)

316 Less then a week and they already need pants? I'd like to know what's going on there.

No idea, but they're obviously not reading the ONT.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 12, 2020 07:38 PM (SchxB)

317 Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (N9G0H)

===
History doesn't rhyme, it repeats.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at June 12, 2020 07:38 PM (pw+jk)

318 Chazistan needs to start looking to expand it's territory. Take another precinct or two. That'll win over the masses.

Step foot outside of The Zone and get shot dead as a spy. Remember, they seceded.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 07:38 PM (eii2u)

319 Well this should warm even the flintiest heart

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ov82l3

Suck it down, soi

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:38 PM (KZzsI)

320 315 Time magazine will have Raz on their cover as ~~man~~ primate of the year.
Posted by: MikeM at June 12, 2020 07:37 PM (bTWY+)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:39 PM (YqDXo)

321
A federal appeals court judge repeatedly asked Friday whether dropping the case against former national security adviser Michael Flynn would mean police can escape accountability for brutalizing black people.

DC Circuit Judge Robert Wilkins raised the possibility as Flynns attorneys and the Justice Department pleaded with a skeptical three-judge panel to order US District Judge Emmet Sullivan to dismiss Flynns case and his 2017 guilty plea for lying to the FBI.

Wilkins, an African American Harvard Law School graduate, asked whether dismissing Flynns case would mean that judges must also dismiss cases against police if prosecutors offer racist reasons.

Is he fuckin kidding? And this asshoe is a judge? And this is what makes white people like me curse Affirmative Action

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2020 07:39 PM (85Gof)

322 Being the Bacon Wench at the TxMoMeet may be a harder task, as that role is taken.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2020 07:33 PM (u82oZ)

There's a Bacon Wench at the TXMoMe? Oh I'll be there.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 07:40 PM (qrX0b)

323 Body lotion?

Black ladies pretty much bathe in the stuff, to avoid ashy skin. But I'm skeptical that there are very many non-pasty folks in that gathering

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:40 PM (KZzsI)

324 "Surprisingly, they want Gatorade more than water."

Wow. They must be drinking out of taps.

Hard.
Core.

I'll bet they eat things that would make a Billy-goat puke.

We better cave to all demands now.

Posted by: Cluebat at June 12, 2020 07:40 PM (S8ld5)

325 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:38 PM (KZzsI)

Sounds fake but accurate

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 07:40 PM (iUIKZ)

326 319 Well this should warm even the flintiest heart

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ov82l3

Suck it down, soi
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:38 PM (KZzsI)

Where/when was this?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:40 PM (YqDXo)

327 302 IrishEi

300,000 is a lot!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (u82oZ)

______________________________

It seemed pretty obvious if you think back to Trump's quick little trip up to Maine the other week. They didn't show it on the news, but the photos showed hundreds and hundreds lining the side of the road just because he was driving by.

That's the reason for the push on the "second wave of the China Pox". You're about to see the term momentum in action.

Posted by: Orson at June 12, 2020 07:40 PM (0tWue)

328 Less then a week and they already need pants? I'd like to know what's going on there.
Posted by: lowandslow at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (4thlk)
........

Why does anybody need pants?

Posted by: your typical Moron at June 12, 2020 07:40 PM (v0R5T)

329 Mayhem is man of the year for 2020.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:41 PM (KZzsI)

330 zombie's coverage of these events was always second to none.

Absolutely essential. I hope they opened more than a few eyes.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 12, 2020 07:41 PM (lW69B)

331 Was looking at Chazistan's vast area of control. Don't really see anything in the surrounding area that will help them.

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 07:36 PM (6f16T)

Warlord must have more pipe cleaner armed manchildren and wenches for his harem.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 12, 2020 07:41 PM (J70i0)

332 These 'people' are going to end up like the hippies on Hugo's farm 'The Shire' in the book Lucifer's Hammer by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. They end up starving.

Posted by: Eromero at June 12, 2020 07:41 PM (XhWtx)

333 Apparently he's being "cancelled," due to a prior history of "homophobic" tweets.

After they beat the first person in Chaz to suggest that to death, the idea was dropped.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 12, 2020 07:41 PM (ExV1e)

334 Nevergiveup

Good afternoon, Sir.

Affirmative Action is racism. This is known.

Humans are one race, divided by single-nucleotide polymorphisms and culture. Mostly culture.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2020 07:41 PM (u82oZ)

335 Pro tip: when you start paramilitary operations in Seattle, bring your rain gear.

It matters. Really.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 07:42 PM (hKLpI)

336 >Well this should warm even the flintiest heart

it did

what is /pol/

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 07:42 PM (iTXRQ)

337 flynn is going t o get fucked by this appeals court..the obama judge is a forgone conclusion and a fuckin idiot and the bush judge is a RINO and asshoe. Fuck it, PDT should just end this charade

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2020 07:42 PM (85Gof)

338 Since they aren't bound by the US Constitution they can have royal titles. King Raz the 1st - His Imperial Majesty and protector of the Cow of Chaz.

Posted by: An Observation at June 12, 2020 07:42 PM (Y7pP/)

339 Well this should warm even the flintiest heart

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ov82l3

Suck it down, soi
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:38 PM (KZzsI)
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Wow, is that real?

I hope they all get a loving embrace from Bubba.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 12, 2020 07:42 PM (WEBkv)

340 @Breaking911·20mBREAKING: A judge in Georgia orders a Confederate monument in Decatur Square to be removed immediately due to fears that rioters attempting to destroy it may hurt themselves

Posted by: Methos at June 12, 2020 07:42 PM (kOpft)

341 Jordan61, The TXMoMe Bacon Wench is an exalted position.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2020 07:42 PM (D0eKi)

342 329 Mayhem is man of the year for 2020.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:41 PM (KZzsI)

I nominate "Entropy" for that accolade.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:42 PM (YqDXo)

343 Chazistan needs to start looking to expand it's territory. Take another precinct or two. That'll win over the masses.

Step foot outside of The Zone and get shot dead as a spy. Remember, they seceded.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 07:38 PM (eii2u)

White Center is available and would be very ironic.

Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2020 07:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

344 Surprisingly, they want Gatorade more than water."

----

It's got what plants crave!

Posted by: Josephistan at June 12, 2020 07:43 PM (Izzlo)

345 Well this should warm even the flintiest heart

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ov82l3

Suck it down, soi

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:38 PM (KZzsI)

Where/when was this?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:40 PM (YqDXo)

Please let this be true.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 12, 2020 07:43 PM (J70i0)

346 Great stuff, zombie.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2020 07:43 PM (KnJdm)

347 more pipe cleaner armed manchildren and wenches for his harem.
Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 12, 2020 07:41 PM (J70i0)
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I'm not sure where one ends and the other begins.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 12, 2020 07:43 PM (WEBkv)

348 Where/when was this?

Dunno, a screencap of reddit antifa page, posted on Twitter today.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:43 PM (KZzsI)

349 341 Jordan61, The TXMoMe Bacon Wench is an exalted position.
Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2020 07:42 PM (D0eKi)

I don't want to be the wench. I just want to be invited!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 12, 2020 07:43 PM (qrX0b)

350 zombie's coverage open my eyes.
The first time was a protest in close up.

Then she pulled the camera back and revealed how few people were in the protest.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 12, 2020 07:43 PM (u82oZ)

351 340 @Breaking911 20mBREAKING: A judge in Georgia orders a Confederate monument in Decatur Square to be removed immediately due to fears that rioters attempting to destroy it may hurt themselves
Posted by: Methos at June 12, 2020 07:42 PM (kOpft)

That's like Jimmy Carter not trying to rescue the Teheran hostages because he was afraid Iranians would be hurt.

I was afraid that they wouldn't be hurt.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:44 PM (YqDXo)

352 My guess is that heroin and meth is more their vice than booze
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (KZzsI)
.........

Gonna suck when they start jonesing on heroin. Do they have a methadone clinic?

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 07:44 PM (v0R5T)

353 319 Well this should warm even the flintiest heart

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ov82l3

Suck it down, soi
===============
That made my week

Posted by: Pliney at June 12, 2020 07:44 PM (nzKWW)

354 ell this should warm even the flintiest heart

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ov82l3

Suck it down, soi

Isn't that from January of 2017?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 12, 2020 07:44 PM (SchxB)

355 what is /pol/
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 12, 2020 07:42 PM (iTXRQ)

4chan thing.

It's probably counter-retro-double-hyper gaslighting from the nth dimension. Mortal minds can't do the math to figure out if that's real or fake or, like someone already said, Ratheresque.

But I choose to believe, because it's giving me a raging semi.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 12, 2020 07:44 PM (t+qrx)

356 > Hot dang, I want to see some people "invade" their country!

They can't even defend their food supply against Seattle street bums.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 07:44 PM (hKLpI)

357 flynn is going t o get fucked by this appeals court..the obama judge is a forgone conclusion and a fuckin idiot and the bush judge is a RINO and asshoe. Fuck it, PDT should just end this charade
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2020 07:42 PM (85Gof)

I disagree. That's what they want. Flynn can and should be cleared- not pardoned. He's stuck it out this far; another month is not ideal but worth it IMO. If Sullivan tries to go beyond, I think the court will slap him down.

Posted by: LASue at June 12, 2020 07:45 PM (Ed8Zd)

358 Fuck it, PDT should just end this charade
If only that wasn't exactly what the Dems want... That way they can continue to claim that the DOJ dropping the case was command influence.

Posted by: An Observation at June 12, 2020 07:45 PM (Y7pP/)

359 Apparently he's being "cancelled," due to a prior history of "homophobic" tweets.

They're gonna find out what happens when they "cancel" a person and he doesn't play along OR follow the law.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 07:45 PM (eii2u)

360 Well this should warm even the flintiest heart

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ov82l3

Suck it down, soi

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:38 PM (KZzsI)

Got bailed out by their backers. Name names

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 12, 2020 07:45 PM (FdGKu)

361 You notice what isn't on that list?

Lube
Condoms
Medicine

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:45 PM (KZzsI)

362 Step foot outside of The Zone and get shot dead as a spy. Remember, they seceded.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 07:38 PM (eii2u)

I consider us at war with Chazistan. Not the people of course, but the Warlord of Chazistan. Sadly separating innocent civilians from the authoritarians is difficult. I expect heavy casualties as Warlord and his minions have sworn never to surrender. They can only be put down like rabid dogs.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 12, 2020 07:45 PM (J70i0)

363 I've been so torn over the autonomous zone I want to start. Should I start a viking kingdom, a pirate kingdom, or a cannibal raider tribe a la Bone Tomahawk?
If it's a viking kingdom I shall be known as King Ivar Skullsplitter.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable , Duke of Seattle A-Number 1 at June 12, 2020 07:45 PM (SfYbS)

364 I figure it means that even if some mentally ill
man believes he is a woman, the doctor doesn't have to play along. The
doctor can still treat his medical needs as a man without fear of legal
issues.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 12, 2020 07:37 PM (J70i0)

Thanks for the insight. The usual "you're erasing my existence!!!11!!!" hysteria seems to be on full display.

Posted by: pookysgirl, participating in the hachi hachi flower battle at June 12, 2020 07:46 PM (XKZwp)

365 311
I'm pretty sure this is "good" for our side, mostly

based on the freaking out from a Vox writer (who is trans, of course).

But can someone with regulation experience tell me what this rule change

means?

https://tinyurl.com/yabyhjv7

Posted by: pookysgirl, participating in the hachi hachi flower battle at June 12, 2020 07:29 PM (XKZwp)

I
figure it means that even if some mentally ill man believes he is a
woman, the doctor doesn't have to play along. The doctor can still treat
his medical needs as a man without fear of legal issues.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 12, 2020 07:37 PM (J70i0)

Follow the links, read the HHS PR. It restores the state of things to status quo of 2016, pre-bronco, fuck up, get this, under federal court order, as bronco's effort was, get this, without statutory authority.
But, yeah, Trump's fault.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2020 07:46 PM (KnJdm)

366 Isn't that from January of 2017?

I dunno, just saw it about an hour ago on Twitter.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:47 PM (KZzsI)

367 Nood.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 12, 2020 07:47 PM (WEBkv)

368 It's not written with any of the anger, envy or passion of one of these deadbeats. It's too standoffish to be real. Like it's been written by an observer rather than a participant. I know I'm a buzzkill.

Posted by: ... at June 12, 2020 07:47 PM (iUIKZ)

369 And yes, that HHS PR does say that sex is determined biologically.

SCIENCE!!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2020 07:47 PM (KnJdm)

370 Since they aren't bound by the US Constitution they can have royal titles. King Raz the 1st - His Imperial Majesty and protector of the Cow of Chaz.
Posted by: An Observation at June 12, 2020 07:42 PM (Y7pP/)
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Well, shoot, Toussaint L'Ouverture proclaimed himself Emperor of Haiti after his revolt succeeded. Raz should go for it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at June 12, 2020 07:47 PM (1jlUc)

371 >> Water boy?

That's racist. <<

Not sexist? It's getting difficult to keep up with all this tragic hipness.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (HaL55)

Actually, I wasn't joking on that. You're from Florida, right? You may have been told this too --

Referring to a black man as a 'boy' is considered offensive in the South, at least, or it once was. Something to do with slavery I guess, somehow.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2020 07:47 PM (Z4rgH)

372 You people forgot to bring laundry bags? Really??

Posted by: Texican ette at June 12, 2020 07:47 PM (FFOb9)

373 Jordan61, no invite necessary. This for any of the Horde that can come.

We aren't even close to fillin up 600 acres.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2020 07:47 PM (D0eKi)

374 Just like 2016 we are going to see Trump filling arenas with overflow crowds into the parking lots and Slow Joe having to pay entertainers to draw a handful of people and the media will tell us Trump is getting crushed.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 12, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Yep. I can't wait for his rallies to start.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 12, 2020 07:47 PM (sGotD)

375 You notice what isn't on that list?

Lube
Condoms
Medicine
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:45 PM (KZzsI)
.......

hot dogs
hamburger
buns
charcoal

Posted by: wth at June 12, 2020 07:48 PM (v0R5T)

376 Referring to a black man as a 'boy' is considered offensive in the South, at least, or it once was. Something to do with slavery I guess, somehow.

It was a commonly used method of demeaning black men, pretty rude really. I can see why they didn't care for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:48 PM (KZzsI)

377 A judge in Georgia orders a Confederate monument in
Decatur Square to be removed immediately due to fears that rioters
attempting to destroy it may hurt themselves

Posted by: Methos at June 12, 2020 07:42 PM (kOpft)

Can someone in Georgia please lock themselves to the statue? Really, it's time to stop this nonsense.

I'm still waiting for Antifa and BLM to figure out there is a Confederate statue in Ohio.

Posted by: WOPR - Clown World Timeline Thinks This Timeline is Insane at June 12, 2020 07:48 PM (J70i0)

378 The problem is, you - and the guy you put in The White House - have allowed a group of incompetent communists to take over large areas of major cities in America.

I can't help but wonder what happens when the competent commies show up.

Posted by: The Knave at June 12, 2020 07:48 PM (0xRBd)

379 > You people forgot to bring laundry bags? Really??

They didn't even bring rain gear.

In Seattle.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 07:49 PM (hKLpI)

380 22 I'm a gonna leave this here cause it's a very good article from the Swiss about the 'rona. Best I've seen. Save it for when you have time, it's not short.

https://bit.ly/2BTC267

Posted by: Meremortal at June 12, 2020 06:59 PM (Bwqq4)
------------------------------
Best I've seen too. Many thanks.
Will have to read more of it later.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 12, 2020 07:49 PM (M/9m0)

381 Lawyers are licking their chops at the prospect of suing Seattle and their stupid mayor into oblivion. "They were supposed to protect me your honor - this is America after all."

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 12, 2020 07:49 PM (nFRLh)

382 350 zombie's coverage open my eyes.
The first time was a protest in close up.

Then she pulled the camera back and revealed how few people were in the protest.

Ah, yes. "Anatomy of a Photograph". This one I've shown to many people in real life and online. Powerful .

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 12, 2020 07:50 PM (lW69B)

383 You people forgot to bring laundry bags? Really??
Posted by: Texican ette at June 12, 2020 07:47 PM (FFOb9)
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What do you mean, "you people"?!

Posted by: SGT Osiris at June 12, 2020 07:50 PM (1jlUc)

384 Wow, is that real?

I hope they all get a loving embrace from Bubba.

Its real, but it is from the 2016 inauguration - where all the charges wound up getting dropped.

Posted by: An Observation at June 12, 2020 07:50 PM (Y7pP/)

385 Raiding in the Captal Hill Neighborhood must suck.

Better spoils are just across the lake.

Posted by: Cluebat at June 12, 2020 07:51 PM (S8ld5)

386
So, why the 'we need stuff' list?

Haven't we been hearing forever that with true socialism/communism you just take over the means of production and decide what needs to be produced and the good comrades just join together and produce that thing?

Good luck comrades.

Posted by: Sphynx at June 12, 2020 07:51 PM (rXie1)

387
Posted by: The Knave at June 12, 2020 07:48 PM

you sound....concerned

Posted by: AltonJackson
No Peace, No Justice
at June 12, 2020 07:51 PM (DUIap)

388 NGU -I read two reports on this other judges term paper on Sullivan, both thought he was trying to bull shit his way out.

Posted by: Skip at June 12, 2020 07:51 PM (6f16T)

389 If Pete Carroll had Kaep, would he have called pass or run on the one yardline in Superbowl 49?

Posted by: Regular joe at June 12, 2020 07:51 PM (qYOp2)

390 359 Apparently he's being "cancelled," due to a prior history of "homophobic" tweets.

They're gonna find out what happens when they "cancel" a person and he doesn't play along OR follow the law.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2020 07:45 PM (eii2u)

He's probably a good bet to cancel some birth certificates.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:51 PM (YqDXo)

391 Ran down the rest of Mark Dice's Twitter.
Everything I like from Hanes panties to Crayola to Doritos (and all things Frito-Lay) have paid the Danegeld.

And I was patronizing F-L because their pandemic commercials were good...

Posted by: Sal at June 12, 2020 07:52 PM (bo8pf)

392 That Reddit image is indeed old. I saw it years ago.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at June 12, 2020 07:54 PM (lW69B)

393 376 Referring to a black man as a 'boy' is considered offensive in the South, at least, or it once was. Something to do with slavery I guess, somehow.

It was a commonly used method of demeaning black men, pretty rude really. I can see why they didn't care for it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:48 PM (KZzsI)

My impression has been that it was common in the South to refer to a lot of people as "boy," as in "good ole boy." If true, it wasn't necessarily intrinsically deprecatory, although in context may well have been.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 12, 2020 07:54 PM (YqDXo)

394 Been there, done that.

Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (N9G0H)
This is what happens when we've got public education and college that doesn't teach anything about real history. These children are positive they're doing something new.

Completely unaware that mankind has been working on this "society" thing for thousands of years. Sad really.
Even sadder is the media pumping sunshine up their asses. As well as the DNC getting away with the same crap over and over. Unlike last time, they've inflicted a lot of damage this time around. The plandemic was part of this whole thing - and THIS was 100% predictable. When is the last time we had BLM in the news? 2016, uh-huh.

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 12, 2020 07:54 PM (8B6Ng)

395 I hope there are autonomous zones set up all over the country in innner cities and they are all there in November. Where can i send money to support that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 12, 2020 07:55 PM (85Gof)

396 ''I'm still waiting for Antifa and BLM to figure out there is a Confederate statue in Ohio.''

I'm waiting for demands they change the name of our capital. Columbus, OH. That doesn't pass muster anymore.

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2020 07:56 PM (gLRfa)

397 A judge in Georgia orders a Confederate monument in

Decatur Square to be removed immediately due to fears that rioters

attempting to destroy it may hurt themselves

Posted by: Methos at June 12, 2020 07:42 PM (kOpft)

Yep, this shit is happening everywhere. The mayor of Wilmington, DE had the statue of Christopher Columbus taken down and is removing a statue of Caesar Rodney (a signer of the Declaration of Independence) because he's afraid they will be damaged due to riots. Oh, and we'll have a discussion on whether they should be put back at another time. Fuckers.

Posted by: DangerGirl the SanityProd(tm) is lost at June 12, 2020 07:56 PM (ssqLp)

398 > Haven't we been hearing forever that with true socialism/communism you just take over the means of production and decide what needs to be produced and the good comrades just join together and produce that thing?

"Yeah, we opened up a sandal shop. And some of us would, like, make the sandals, and some of us would, like, sell the sandals, and some of us would, like, wear the sandals. Then the pigs from the health department busted our house, man, so we had to split to Mexico."

There's the problem. They brought all wearers, no makers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 07:57 PM (hKLpI)

399 ''Yep. I can't wait for his rallies to start.''

They cannot come too soon. We need the entertainment an I think he needs to be there in front of a crowd.

Posted by: Tuna at June 12, 2020 07:58 PM (gLRfa)

400 I would like to know what "the good kind" of ice is.

Vanilla Ice!

They've already got a RapWarLord.

Posted by: DaveA at June 12, 2020 07:59 PM (FhXTo)

401 Raz, in defiance of all stereotypes, is ruling as a pimp. He is beating black women, forcing black women into protestation, and has entered the human trafficking game of black women.

Posted by: Bareback Jazzhands at June 12, 2020 07:59 PM (BdpWC)

402 > I'm waiting for demands they change the name of our capital. Columbus, OH.

Washington, DC and Washington State are probably also on the list.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 12, 2020 08:00 PM (hKLpI)

403 316
Less then a week and they already need pants? I'd like to know what's going on there.

Potty training didn't take.

Posted by: dartist at June 12, 2020 08:01 PM (K22Va)

404 There has got to be a spare unmelted glacier around somewhere.

Posted by: DaveA at June 12, 2020 08:01 PM (FhXTo)

405 Been there, done that.

Posted by: zombie at June 12, 2020 07:35 PM (N9G0H)

And you look simply fetching.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2020 08:02 PM (LEikZ)

406 It's nood already?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 12, 2020 08:04 PM (LEikZ)

407 Got bailed out by their backers. Name names

Shouldn't those names be on public record? If so, then they can't be hard to find, I'd think.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 12, 2020 08:06 PM (HaL55)

408 319 Well this should warm even the flintiest heart

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7ov82l3

Suck it down, soi
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 12, 2020 07:38 PM (KZzsI)

Thank you for sharing that, Christopher.

What is /pol/?

Do we know how recent this message is?

Posted by: Emmie at June 12, 2020 08:10 PM (clsJu)

409 Lack of fook and subsequent hunger usually has one of two outcomes. Surrender or violence. Judging by the mental acuity of these outliers I'm betting on violence.

Posted by: Sergeant Major at June 12, 2020 08:20 PM (qREJU)

410 I must say I'm a bit disappointed by the progress of the left's nationwide race to distopia. Only one "autonomous zone" so far and it's still barely at the Old Detroit stage. If Raz expects to be taken seriously as a 'warlord' he's going to have to at least take this lord of the flies to the Thunderdome.

Posted by: Bat Fever at June 12, 2020 11:34 PM (Scve0)

411 If CHAZ is it's own nation, and those armed thugs (guards) aren't in some kind of uniform, doesn't that make them "unlawful combatants" in the event US military moves in?

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Posted by: mona lisa at June 13, 2020 01:20 AM (AsFF3)

413 Remember Ruby Ridge?
Remember Waco?
Where are the FBI snipers?

Where are the loud speakers and remote controlled tanks?
Child abuse, theft, and insurrection!
Where is Janet Reno when you need her?

Posted by: Kurtz at June 13, 2020 09:31 AM (h+6I8)

414 Along with giving up citizenship, I'm sure none are collecting their $600+ unemployment, right?

The govt should do a scan of the area and above whose phone pings there loses their benefits, jyst like if you tried to make a claim while out of the country. If you legitimately live there you'll have to prove you're a hostage if you want your benefits back.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 13, 2020 11:36 PM (uTEdS)

415 Yes because what could be more conservative than worrying about safe AIDS-riddled butt-pirates will be in the CHAZ? Go with Moloch you retards.

Posted by: mGrant at June 15, 2020 12:32 PM (r5iyh)

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