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Warning To Neoliberals and Pseudocons: When Antifa Says "Abolish the Police," They Mean It.
Including the Security Guards at the Lobbies of Your Buildings and at the Checkpoints of Your Gated Communities.

Personally, I favor declaring any area declaring itself autonomous to be, in fact, an autonomous nation outside the US.

That would mean we no longer have to send it money, and that we can establish border checkpoints and walls around it.

And when they're all almost dead in a couple of years, maybe we can send in clean up crews to see if the area can be refurbished to be habitable by actual civilized humans once again, or if it should just be allowed to go back to nature.

On a related note, Kyle Sheideler has some information about the antifa/BLM campaign to replace the professional civil-service police with their own vigilante squads and Morality Police.

Elite media representatives hurried to explain that "Abolish the police" actually meant "defund" and "reform" the police. Never mind that police abolitionists explicitly reject notions of reform. As one Chicago Police and Prison Abolitionist declaration noted:


It is completely sensible to assume that this Settler government would permit and grant certain measures of reform over others to divide and demobilize the People. We imagine if they are to "defund" or "disband" the police, we will see the intensification of fascist paramilitaries and private armies form up to retain the fundamental oppressive apparatus. This after all was the central function of white citizens' militias and fraternal orders for the last two hundred years, to which we today now have--no thanks to reformers--THE POLICE.

In other words, if neoliberals think they can support police reform and defunding efforts, then hide behind private security and gated communities, they have another thing coming. No, police abolitionists mean exactly what they say.

Yes, they mean that private "paramilitary" police are to be outlawed same as professional civil-service police.

The only police will be Warlords like Raz and their crew of Morality Law Enforcers. And, of course, straight up bandits and rape-gangs.

Kyle Shelideler quotes the document that guides antifa's scheme of governance of "liberated" zones -- a doctrine called "Community Armed Defense."

Conclusion: The armed thugs who will act as enforcers (not law enforcers; let's say, lawlessness enforders) will use force to impose... Identity Politics notions of racial justice.

Street-level racial justice.

The sort of "justice" we've seen BLM and antifa meting out with bike-locks and bricks.

While traditional policing implies deputized professionals enforcing laws passed by the legitimate representatives and--it is to be hoped--duty-bound to respect individual rights, Community Armed Defense rejects the individual rights upon which the U.S. system is built in favor of the collective communal "rights" of identity politics. It exists not to uphold law, but to enforce the "political demands" of favored groups.

Quick, let's negotiate! I think they're ready to compromise, despite the fact that the people who would normally oppose them are actually their allies and patrons (Democrat politicians) or are weak and cowardly and lack all confidence in their moral authority to put down violent nihilistic insurrectionists and terrorists (Republicans, especially of the Conservatism, Inc. strain).

Update: Kyle Sheideler points out that the media are voluntarily -- eagerly -- offering up propaganda in favor of the "Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone," portraying it as a utopia.

That guy is a reporter for KOUW TV, his bio says.

His bio also specifies his pronouns. Because, of course it does.

I wonder if I get together with some conservative militia members to announce our own Autonomous Zone, if we'll likewise be supported by the Democrat government officials and the media.

Or if they'll go Full Waco on us.

I kinda think the latter. Not sure why. Call it a hunch.

Posted by: Ace at 04:36 PM




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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 11, 2020 04:36 PM (LvTSG)

2 Peak Stupid is a long way off.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 11, 2020 04:38 PM (COzlW)

3 th

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2020 04:38 PM (ePWRo)

4
Personally, I favor declaring any area declaring itself autonomous to be, in fact, an autonomous nation outside the US.

That would mean we no longer have to send it money, and that we can establish border checkpoints and walls around it.



and we can invade. have they signed the geneva convention?

Posted by: Anachronda at June 11, 2020 04:38 PM (sGtp+)

5 This is like the stuff that Kurt Schlichter describes in his novels.

Posted by: Isophorone at June 11, 2020 04:38 PM (Nrz1h)

6 Keep saying Double Dog Dare them to do it.

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2020 04:39 PM (6f16T)

7 I wouldn't be surprised if a Trump victory leads a blue state legislature to vote for independence.

I'd say let them go.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 11, 2020 04:39 PM (wCmLp)

8 Rich white elitists have no idea what they unleashed.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 11, 2020 04:39 PM (COzlW)

9 If Antifa twits wander out of their utopia they're illegal aliens, aren't they?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 11, 2020 04:40 PM (yDLZy)

10 FREE Leonard PelteirVEGAN PIZZA

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2020 04:40 PM (tP7oU)

11 Who is buying them food?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 11, 2020 04:40 PM (TB7HE)

12 >>Personally, I favor declaring any area declaring itself autonomous to be, in fact, an autonomous nation outside the US.

>>That would mean we no longer have to send it money, and that we can establish border checkpoints and walls around it.


Also, we can Raid and Pillage

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2020 04:40 PM (tP7oU)

13 Whoa

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2020 04:40 PM (etLvg)

14 >>Who is buying them food?


Mommy and Daddy

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2020 04:40 PM (tP7oU)

15 Don't eat yellow snow or free vegan pizza.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 11, 2020 04:41 PM (sWM8x)

16 We've gone Mad Max in about two weeks.

Next - The human sacrifices.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Sizzling Savings on Flame-Proof Riot Wear at the Outrage Outlet! at June 11, 2020 04:41 PM (GYAiq)

17 8 Rich white elitists have no idea what they unleashed.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 11, 2020 04:39 PM (COzlW)

==========

Weak hippie wannabes in the realm of even weaker progressives.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 11, 2020 04:41 PM (LvTSG)

18 De fund

prevent from continuing to receive funds.

Yeah. Plain Engrish.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2020 04:41 PM (eii2u)

19
I wonder if I get together with some conservative militia members to announce our own Autonomous Zone, if we'll likewise be supported by the Democrat government officials and the media.

No vegan pizza, please.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2020 04:41 PM (aKsyK)

20 I'm thinking a leaflet drop, followed by air strikes.

What are they going to do, call me as Nazi? Hate me more?

Posted by: nip at June 11, 2020 04:41 PM (Izot6)

21 "Warning To Neoliberals and Pseudocons: When Antifa Says "Abolish the Police," They Mean It."

Half right. They are going to abolish the current police, and replace them with their own.

Mark it.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at June 11, 2020 04:42 PM (w+Ped)

22

I wonder if I get together with some conservative militia members to
announce our own Autonomous Zone, if we'll likewise be supported by the
Democrat government officials and the media.

Or if they'll go Full Waco on us.
I kinda think the latter. Not sure why. Call it a hunch.
You don't even have to wonder. They just recently shot that dude down in OR, I think it was, for occupying that Wildlife Refuge.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 11, 2020 04:42 PM (KnJdm)

23 They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say, let em crash.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2020 04:42 PM (etLvg)

24 This is what the future will be:
https://tinyurl.com/y9x7oolb
[This is a twitter link to a video of a white girl being beaten, probably to death.]

Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2020 04:42 PM (ZCiJZ)

25 I seem to remember Al Qaeda having a list of demands after 9/11 that these neocon shitbirds all laughed off.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 11, 2020 04:42 PM (tCkSJ)

26 Current scene at #CHAZ: sun sets as people spray paint art & hang out in the street. Dogs walking around off leash.

Gimps walking around on leash.

Posted by: Hands at June 11, 2020 04:42 PM (786Ro)

27 "On a related note, Kyle Sheideler has some information about the antifa/BLM campaign to replace the professional civil-service police with their own vigilante squads and Morality Police."

Sorry, should have read the content...

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at June 11, 2020 04:42 PM (w+Ped)

28 There is going to be so much shooting...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at June 11, 2020 04:42 PM (T8HPM)

29 Peak Stupid is a long way off.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 11, 2020 04:38 PM (COzlW)

There's no such thing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Sizzling Savings on Flame-Proof Riot Wear at the Outrage Outlet! at June 11, 2020 04:43 PM (GYAiq)

30 and we can invade. have they signed the geneva convention?

Posted by: Anachronda at June 11, 2020 04:38 PM (sGtp+)

just send in a couple remote control trucks packed with fertilizer.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2020 04:43 PM (Kpl3J)

31 The only police will be Warlords like Raz and their crew of Morality Law Enforcers. And, of course, straight up bandits and rape-gangs.

Kyle Shelideler quotes the document that guides antifa's scheme of governance of "liberated" zones -- a doctrine called "Community Armed Defense."

Conclusion: The armed thugs who will act as enforcers (not law enforcers; let's say, lawlessness enforders) will use force to impose... Identity Politics notions of racial justice.

Street-level racial justice.


So ... Raz is the Duke of Seattle? "A number 1?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2020 04:43 PM (Fao6g)

32 So the Autonomous Collective is into secession, huh?


That's a thing now?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2020 04:43 PM (oVJmc)

33 We have found you in the commission of the crime of not giving us some. Prepare to be mounted.

Posted by: Community Police to Hot Lady at June 11, 2020 04:43 PM (Eicbe)

34 Well, apparently, posting the daily shooting gallery statistics from Chicago and asking which of the fatalities gets the horse drawn carriage gets you suspended from Twitter.

BTW...Wednesday's total was 8 shot 2 fatalities.

Posted by: Orson at June 11, 2020 04:43 PM (kEGwZ)

35

South Eastern secession - terrible
North Western secession - wonderful

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2020 04:43 PM (aKsyK)

36 Ace,

As mentioned in the Sunrise Movement video from earlier, these groups are all tied together under Soros' Open Societies group. They are also associated with military contractor groups who are reviving contracts to teach 'asymmetrical warfare', fighting techniques, destabilizing techniques, etc.

Actual Blackwater type private military groups.

So yes, while they scream for no police , they are arming and training themselves.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 11, 2020 04:44 PM (biITN)

37 These guys have paint for stupid slogans but can't feed themselves.

Amazing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 11, 2020 04:44 PM (5pybm)

38 If they are an autonomous area and have not signed the Geneva Convention, pretty much any weapon or tactic used against them is legal.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 11, 2020 04:44 PM (kA3Cp)

39 Do suggest as saw somewhere Nanzi has a nice estate, lots of ice cream to share so why not take over that piece of property?

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2020 04:44 PM (6f16T)

40 You know, in the MR there was a story about Chinese women having two husbands to increase the birthrate and we saw it as a way to get women for the large portion of Chinese men who have no access to them due to CCP policies.

We also know that the Chinese are raping Uyghur women in an attempt to de-populate them.

If the US were to become anarchistic, the People's Army could just march in, kill the useless, move useful men into camps and use the women as sex toys.

I kind of wonder if that's the end goal here.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 11, 2020 04:44 PM (ExV1e)

41 I don't have a gate or a guard. Sounds ok to me.

Posted by: f'd at June 11, 2020 04:44 PM (Y67ao)

42 The Associated Press:

https://tinyurl.com/y9qppxnk

They print this without challenging it:

"City Councilwoman Kshama Sawant on Thursday disputed accounts of violence or intimidation by protesters within the area on Capitol Hill and said it was more like a street fair with political discussions and a drum circle."

Posted by: Ex-liberal at June 11, 2020 04:44 PM (R1mDg)

43 So I guess my taxes are just a vague formality at this point.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2020 04:44 PM (etLvg)

44 "We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."
So, he meant it when he said it.

Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy/judiciary at June 11, 2020 04:44 PM (x6XkS)

45 Well I've finally become spooked enough that today I bought my first gun. Over 60 years on this planet and I've never felt the need to own one until now. I already live in an area where police response is measured in portions of an hour, and I expect that to get worse as the police have less and less of an incentive to respond, or are (heaven forbid) just disbanded completely. Heck of an accomplishment there guys.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 11, 2020 04:44 PM (Q4GsL)

46 38 If they are an autonomous area and have not signed the Geneva Convention, pretty much any weapon or tactic used against them is legal.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 11, 2020 04:44 PM (kA3Cp)

=========

We need to hang them as spies if they come into America without being in uniform.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 11, 2020 04:45 PM (LvTSG)

47 Personally, I favor declaring any area declaring itself autonomous to be, in fact, an autonomous nation outside the US.

>>That would mean we no longer have to send it money, and that we can establish border checkpoints and walls around it.


Also, we can Raid and Pillage
Posted by: garrett


Any autonomous member outside the wire out of uniform will be shot on the spot as a spy.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2020 04:45 PM (eii2u)

48 I believe anybody lobbying with the CHAZ and not registered under FARA needs to go to jail for violating the Logan Act. Also, delivering them food is sedition.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 11, 2020 04:45 PM (icI8A)

49 I prefer the Seattle Peoples Autonomous Zone - SPAZ. Although CHAZ sounds sufficiently gay for antifa.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2020 04:45 PM (r+sAi)

50 The ghost of David Koresh must be kicking himself for not painting a huge mural of Che on the roof of his compound.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 11, 2020 04:45 PM (HmZuC)

51 Posted by: Ex-liberal at June 11, 2020 04:44 PM (R1mDg)

The media will cover up mass slaughters of anyone to the right of Pol Pot. Book

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2020 04:45 PM (etLvg)

52 These guys have paint for stupid slogans but can't feed themselves.

Amazing.
Posted by: blake

--

Either they didn't plan beyond 4 pm, or they assumed the Kulaks would be donating food in perpetuity. I favor the former hypothesis.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 11, 2020 04:45 PM (kA3Cp)

53 I'm thinking a leaflet drop, followed by air strikes.

What are they going to do, call me as Nazi? Hate me more?


I prefer rotting, diseased livestock corpses delivered by Trebuchet Express.

But that's just me.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 11, 2020 04:45 PM (HaL55)

54 OK, so what's the over/under on how many days until the first murder/ fatal drug overdose? I'm setting the line at 3.

Lessee, today's Thursday, Friday is going to be party time, and Saturday night things will sour, and so I'm betting by the small hours of Sunday there will a dead body somewhere in CHAZ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2020 04:45 PM (Fao6g)

55 If the US were to become anarchistic, the People's Army could just march in, kill the useless, move useful men into camps and use the women as sex toys.

I kind of wonder if that's the end goal here.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 11, 2020 04:44 PM (ExV1e)


Nah, they'd be more likely to move into places like Central Asia. They don't have the capability to project their forces across the Pacific.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 11, 2020 04:45 PM (wCmLp)

56 That guy is a reporter for KOUW TV, his bio says.

His bio also specifies his pronouns. Because, of course it does.


Without looking it up, I'm-a guess KUOW is a college-run station. UW surely stands for Univ. of Washington. Public television station? So, yeah, of course it does.

Posted by: Hands at June 11, 2020 04:45 PM (786Ro)

57 Remember all of you. No matter who They are, and matter who You are, they aren't here for you. They are here because they are dumb as f***.

Posted by: Just Lily at June 11, 2020 04:45 PM (ODimz)

58 I prefer the Seattle Peoples Autonomous Zone - SPAZ. Although CHAZ sounds sufficiently gay for antifa.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2020 04:45 PM (r+sAi)
---------

I see "Chaz" and all I can think of is Chaz Bono.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 11, 2020 04:46 PM (5pybm)

59 Just turn the power off for 10 minutes in the evening. Just 10 minutes. For Gaia.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2020 04:46 PM (oVJmc)

60 Oooh, dogs walking off leash.

How...rural of them.

Posted by: Flyover.... at June 11, 2020 04:46 PM (Rbu5d)

61 They also want to abolish the military.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2020 04:46 PM (wiXsO)

62 8
Rich white elitists have no idea what they unleashed.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey


The Cambodian middle class celebrated the Khmer Rouge when they arrived in Phnom Penh. That lasted a few minutes before the KR started rounding everybody up and marching them too there doom.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 11, 2020 04:46 PM (MVR7y)

63 46 38 If they are an autonomous area and have not signed the Geneva Convention, pretty much any weapon or tactic used against them is legal.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 11, 2020 04:44 PM (kA3Cp)

=========

We need to hang them as spies if they come into America without being in uniform.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


47 Personally, I favor declaring any area declaring itself autonomous to be, in fact, an autonomous nation outside the US.

>>That would mean we no longer have to send it money, and that we can establish border checkpoints and walls around it.


Also, we can Raid and Pillage
Posted by: garrett


Any autonomous member outside the wire out of uniform will be shot on the spot as a spy.
Posted by: rickb223


Horde mind.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2020 04:46 PM (eii2u)

64 Peak Stupid is a long way off.


Like How high is UP? There is no Peak.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 11, 2020 04:46 PM (a94gW)

65 How many of the companies that are helping fund this shit with their BLM ransom payments got COVID bailouts?

Posted by: El Kabong at June 11, 2020 04:46 PM (tCkSJ)

66 I say we give them things they find of value. Then the vicious infighting starts. Make it a truly Hobbsian experiment.

Posted by: Minuteman at June 11, 2020 04:46 PM (BXc1S)

67 >>dogs walking off leash.


It's Paradise!

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2020 04:46 PM (tP7oU)

68 12 >>Personally, I favor declaring any area declaring itself autonomous to be, in fact, an autonomous nation outside the US.

>>That would mean we no longer have to send it money, and that we can establish border checkpoints and walls around it.


Also, we can Raid and Pillage
Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2020 04:40 PM (tP7oU)


**************

To which they will employ their first, and probably only, line of defence. Frustrated whines of "BUT THAT'S NOT FAIRRRRRR!"

Posted by: Sir Ian Botham. at June 11, 2020 04:46 PM (Ze+el)

69 Ultra Butch Revolutionary Alex Pareene already came up with the solution in a tweet on May 28, 2020:
"They can't be reformed. Disband the MPD and every other big urban police department. Hire some detectives to investigate the serious crimes with actual victims, and social workers and civil servants for the other duties. Pay local bar bouncers and antifa to patrol neighborhoods."
https://tinyurl.com/yayh9gvc
Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss, but really, really gay.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 11, 2020 04:46 PM (ssz2a)

70 or john spartan, I tell you demolition man, set in 2035, was 15 years behind the times,

Posted by: gaius martius at June 11, 2020 04:46 PM (hMlTh)

71 The problem is this: showing them the consequences of their actions without setting horrible legal precedents.

For example, as amusing as it would be to have Customs agents searching everyone's stuff as they leave their new country, something like that would tend to back up the claim that the new country has been recognized.

So I'm in favor of the "Scare the Shit Out Of Them" approach.

Invoke the Insurrection Act. Give them an ultimatum.

After it expires, the 20 or so special forces soldiers that wandered in as homeless dudes start quietly disappearing people, bound and gagged, into a dark holding area.

At the right time, said people are transferred to a truck and driven, still bound and gagged, at least 50 miles away, preferably into a very rural area.

The truck is parked, one cooler containing a bottle of water for each and beef jerky is supplied, and one prisoner's ties are cut. Everyone is offloaded, and the truck leaves. We keep their phones, weapons, and identification.

Posted by: grognard at June 11, 2020 04:46 PM (sb+Cg)

72 We've got to have a civilian national security force that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded."
So, he meant it when he said it.
Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy/judiciary at June 11, 2020 04:44 PM (x6XkS)

Please put" as the military" at the end of this. Because that's what he said. The military. As well funded as the military. Then they scrubbed it from the transcripts.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2020 04:46 PM (etLvg)

73 "Warning To Neoliberals and Pseudocons: When Antifa Says "Abolish the Police," They Mean It."

---

When putting a quotation within a quotation, use SINGLE quote marks.

No one can de-fund the Grammar Police!

Posted by: RKae at June 11, 2020 04:47 PM (DFtNf)

74 I might be out to lunch here but my feeling is that a lot of people are fucking fed up with this bullshit. Also, a lot of people are figuring out this is a democrat operation through and through. If my theory is verified, it'll be a bigly election victory for republicans. Unearned but bigly.

Posted by: james at June 11, 2020 04:47 PM (MNBUP)

75


Didn't Randy Weaver and David Koresh get crushed to death by the US government because they were autonomous?

I'm axing for a fiend...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2020 04:47 PM (s2VJv)

76

Chase on Paw Patrol be racis, he be puttin bitches in choke collars an humpin de legs...

Posted by: Karen Afag, Trans Furry Sperm Whalekin in the D-SPAZ Democratic Seattle Peoples Autonomous Zone at June 11, 2020 04:47 PM (yylD+)

77 If the US were to become anarchistic, the People's Army could just march in, kill the useless, move useful men into camps and use the women as sex toys.

I think we might be getting just a tiny bit ahead of ourselves here.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2020 04:47 PM (Boy/L)

78 Cut power, cut water, cut communications. Wall it off. Play loudspeakers offering amnesty to anyone who voluntarily surrenders, impore that the offer will expire without notice. Every day at noon, do a c130 supply drop. On the 10th day, drop a daisy cutter.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2020 04:47 PM (dNzKv)

79 I wonder if I get together with some conservative militia members to announce our own Autonomous Zone, if we'll likewise be supported by the Democrat government officials and the media.

No need to speculate - look how Ammon Bundy and his friends were treated when they took over a wildlife refuge in the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2020 04:47 PM (I2/tG)

80 Hey, they just opened the Burning Book library in the CHAZ. Only one title available. Marxism for Dummies.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 11, 2020 04:47 PM (COzlW)

81 My favorite part is, when these liberals do their "white-splaing" that "defund the police" is anything but "abolish the police," it pisses these radicals off even more

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 11, 2020 04:48 PM (aO8Gd)

82 I do favor the fence they are putting up.

In fact, I think someone should go through with lot of zip ties and tie those things together and maybe toss on some sandbags so they aren't easily pushed over.

Then, set up entry and exit checkpoints.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 11, 2020 04:48 PM (5pybm)

83 Periodically, some police force will so botch the job the town hired them to do that the town just disbands their PD. But they hire (usually) the county Sheriff's department to do the patrolling/responding to 911 calls.

But in the US, we haven't always had police. Some think tank (Cato?) wrote a white paper on the history of US policing. I read it several years ago. Can't remember too many details.

And I'm unlikely to experience it where I live.

But you might.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 11, 2020 04:48 PM (Z4rgH)

84 Maybe they are onto something.
I would like to declare my 3 acres "autonomous."

Posted by: Volkoff Industries at June 11, 2020 04:48 PM (DB16e)

85 74 I might be out to lunch here but my feeling is that a lot of people are fucking fed up with this bullshit. Also, a lot of people are figuring out this is a democrat operation through and through. If my theory is verified, it'll be a bigly election victory for republicans. Unearned but bigly.
Posted by: james at June 11, 2020 04:47 PM (MNBUP)


If you turn off the media - except this here site - your perception may very well be validated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2020 04:48 PM (s2VJv)

86 Lessee, today's Thursday, Friday is going to be party time, and Saturday night things will sour, and so I'm betting by the small hours of Sunday there will a dead body somewhere in CHAZ.


Hence, the Farm.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 11, 2020 04:48 PM (a94gW)

87 It's a really good thing they are a lot stupider than Lenin and Stalin were..
They think they can take over the country with bike locks..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 11, 2020 04:48 PM (CjFDo)

88 It's not a real Autonomous Zone until the rapes start.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2020 04:48 PM (I2/tG)

89 21
Half right. They are going to abolish the current police, and replace them with their own.

Mark it.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at June 11, 2020 04:42 PM (w+Ped)

Warlords. Cf: Raz the Beater

Posted by: Flyover.... at June 11, 2020 04:48 PM (Rbu5d)

90 I just had a troubling thought.

Is China waiting for one of these wackjob groups to, for real, seize a sizable piece of U.S. territory and declare it to be independent?

And when the US military finally comes in and flattens them, then China does the "same thing" to Taiwan, and says "hey, it was okay when the Americans just did it!"

Posted by: filbert at June 11, 2020 04:48 PM (NiXyF)

91 it was more like a street fair with political discussions and a drum circle


This is how imagine the House of Representatives will be like after the old guard move on and AOC becomes Speaker.

Posted by: Hands at June 11, 2020 04:49 PM (786Ro)

92 "https://tinyurl.com/y9x7oolb
[This is a twitter link to a video of a white girl being beaten, probably to death.]"

Good heavens.
Looks very mortal.
Can't make out the race of the victim, but it doesn't matter.
Murder.

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 11, 2020 04:49 PM (w7KSn)

93 >>>Also, we can Raid and Pillage


Yeah, but does the Republic of Squalor have anything worth stealing?

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 11, 2020 04:49 PM (HmZuC)

94 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 11, 2020 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)

95 Vegan pizza? Blech, no thanks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 11, 2020 04:49 PM (Ez6QX)

96 88 It's a really good thing they are a lot stupider than Lenin and Stalin were..
They think they can take over the country with bike locks..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 11, 2020 04:48 PM (CjFDo)


If you think there aren't weapons stashed away somewhere - and bought by Holder and Obama only a few short years ago - think again.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2020 04:49 PM (s2VJv)

97 Trump starts his meeting in Dallas with calling for the pastor to lead in prayer.

This dude gets it.....

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 11, 2020 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)

98
I wish the photos showed process. I'm guessing from the precision, that they used large format vinyl trimmed from EPS files for stencils.

None of these jobless fucks has the knowledge, materials, machines, or wherewithal for that. I'd like to find what shop produced it, and "protest" there with extreme prejudice until its print techs cough up the info about who paid for it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2020 04:49 PM (EQRLd)

99 What if we declare an autonomous zone that:

Exactly coincides with theirs?

Posted by: West at June 11, 2020 04:49 PM (I3X4g)

100 Is China waiting for one of these wackjob groups to, for real, seize a sizable piece of U.S. territory and declare it to be independent?

I think we're REALLY getting ahead of ourselves.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (Boy/L)

101 This is what the future will be:
https://tinyurl.com/y9x7oolb
[This is a twitter link to a video of a white girl being beaten, probably to death.]
Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2020 04:42 PM (ZCiJZ)

https://mobile.twitter.com/ThatOldSheepDog/ status/1271081708427886593

Blacks publicly lynching Whites in Ocean City, Maryland. This is race reality in America. They are not like you.

(Revolution is over. Now all that remains is the forced re-education and mass graves)

Posted by: Mao at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (cWtVi)

102 >>dogs walking off leash.

Until they start eating them.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (COzlW)

103 "The free vegan pizza is here!!!"

It wasn't free, fucktard. Someone paid for it.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)

104 I can't wait till cholera set in.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (xfb67)

105 66 I say we give them things they find of value. Then the vicious infighting starts. Make it a truly Hobbsian experiment.
Posted by: Minuteman at June 11, 2020 04:46 PM (BXc1S)


I proposed this yesterday, but only giving them enough for, say, half of the retards there.

And put it on PPV.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (Fao6g)

106 Conclusion: The armed thugs who will act as enforcers (not law
enforcers; let's say, lawlessness enforcers) will use force to impose ...

__________


So, like the FBI, DOJ, courts, and IC at the federal level then?

Posted by: ShainS -- No more half measures, Donald at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (Gy1nV)

107 Oooh, dogs walking off leash.

How...rural of them.


The dogs are autonomous and will pick up after themselves, as we all know.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (HaL55)

108 Seal off the autonomous zone, surround it with loudspeaker trucks, and start blasting Paul Anka's "Having My Baby" 24x7.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (I2/tG)

109 Over/under on how long it will be until a foreign government "recognizes" CHAZ diplomatically?

And which foreign government will it be? France?

Posted by: Hands at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (786Ro)

110 Didn't Randy Weaver and David Koresh get crushed to death by the US government because they were autonomous?

I'm axing for a fiend...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Not autonomous. Just got crossways with Fedgov.

Weaver originally didn't want to cut the shotgun down because it was against the law.

Koresh had an FFL and bought and sold at gunshows.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (eii2u)

111 Where's Janet Reno when you need her?

Posted by: Minuteman at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (BXc1S)

112 104 "The free vegan pizza is here!!!"

It wasn't free, fucktard. Someone paid for it.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (Zz0t1)


Obama's stash. AKA the US Treasury via the DNC.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (s2VJv)

113 Yes, Ve-gan!

Posted by: Lord Obama at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (COzlW)

114 what conservatives miss about this whole thing is it's very clearly racial, it's driven by anti-white hatred

these people -- many of them white people -- clearly hate white people and are driven by an insane religious belief that white people are uniquely evil and if only white people and "whiteness" can be removed, then a racism-free utopia can be achieved

this is what decades of screaming about White Privilege and White Supremacy has achieved - a widespread belief that white people are the vessel by which evil enters the world

Posted by: CorporateAmericaHatesYou at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (XMWQ3)

115
Yeah, but does the Republic of Squalor have anything worth stealing?
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 11, 2020 04:49 PM (HmZuC)
------------

If you favor the dirty hirsute look on women, then, maybe.

Otherwise, eh, probably not.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 11, 2020 04:51 PM (5pybm)

116 >>>8 Rich white elitists have no idea what they unleashed.


You know those kids who hand out maps to the stars in Hollywood?

That's gonna be me, I'm going to be handing out Maps to the Plutocrats' Palaces, and the big ones are all going to be media figures. Especially the residence of fat Bill Kristol and fat Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 04:51 PM (PbpT7)

117 26 Current scene at #CHAZ: sun sets as people spray paint art...
Posted by: Hands at June 11, 2020 04:42 PM (786Ro)

What happens when the means to produce spray paint is destroyed?

Whatever will happen to their self-expression?

Bless their hearts...

Posted by: Flyover.... at June 11, 2020 04:51 PM (Rbu5d)

118

I can openly deploy my Citizen's Justice Committee vigilante squad now?

HELL YES!!!!!

We got flaming sword/skull armbands. AND cookies!

Posted by: Ped Xing at June 11, 2020 04:51 PM (yylD+)

119 Let's do what we can to keep our LEOs from becoming demoralized. My area is still shut down so I bought bags of Thin Blue Line Coffee from Black Rifle Coffee Co. this morning and sent them to the local precinct.

Posted by: Lily von Shtupp at June 11, 2020 04:51 PM (71EuI)

120 How can you have a Vegan pizza? No cheese?

Posted by: Grump928© at June 11, 2020 04:51 PM (a94gW)

121 110 Seal off the autonomous zone, surround it with loudspeaker trucks, and start blasting Paul Anka's "Having My Baby" 24x7.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (I2/tG)



Heartbeat, It's a Lovebeat
Playground in my Mind
Candyman

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2020 04:51 PM (s2VJv)

122 Don't these people ever give up

Posted by: COL Kilgore at June 11, 2020 04:51 PM (iTXRQ)

123 They are insurrectionists who are occupying US soil. Strip their citizenship and treat them like enemy combatants. Military prison, tribunal, execution or exile.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2020 04:52 PM (dNzKv)

124 Over/under on how long it will be until a foreign government "recognizes" CHAZ diplomatically?

And which foreign government will it be? France?
Posted by: Hands at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM

Iran.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 11, 2020 04:52 PM (COzlW)

125 Blockade. Starve them out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 11, 2020 04:52 PM (NWiLs)

126 Oh yes. That's exactly what I always imagined utopia would look like. I didn't know it would be named Chaz, of course. I mean I'm no Miss Cleo.

Posted by: bluebell at June 11, 2020 04:52 PM (/669Q)

127 Over/under on how long it will be until a foreign government "recognizes" CHAZ diplomatically?

And which foreign government will it be? France?
Posted by: Hands


Since the zone is landlocked, how do "governments" get in?

Because you'd have to overfly US airspace to get there.

And that would be denied.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2020 04:52 PM (eii2u)

128 Remember Waco? I want that to look like a playground. If Koresh could not be independant why can CHAZ exist at all. Fuck these commie fuckwits. Fuck them all to hell.


To harsh?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at June 11, 2020 04:52 PM (0OmEj)

129 An adjoining conservative neighborhood (if there are any) should declare autonomimity and then declare war on SPAZ.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 11, 2020 04:52 PM (LWu6U)

130 Seal off the autonomous zone, surround it with loudspeaker trucks, and start blasting Paul Anka's "Having My Baby" 24x7.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM

Add in 'Feelings'.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 11, 2020 04:52 PM (COzlW)

131 Weaver originally didn't want to cut the shotgun down because it was against the law.


Posted by: rickb223 at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (eii2u)
--------------

Weaver also missed a court date, because he was sent the wrong one to begin with.

I believe the missed court date set events in motion.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 11, 2020 04:53 PM (5pybm)

132 You guys don't scare me. I've got plenty of leftover pizza that fell between the couch cushions over the last 10 years.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 11, 2020 04:53 PM (HmZuC)

133 122 How can you have a Vegan pizza? No cheese?
Posted by: Grump928© at June 11, 2020 04:51 PM (a94gW)

They make fake vegan cheese, I've seen it at the grocery store.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 11, 2020 04:53 PM (Ez6QX)

134 If you think there aren't weapons stashed away
somewhere - and bought by Holder and Obama only a few short years ago -
think again.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2020 04:49 PM (s2VJv)

---
I'm sure they do, but the kind of people who gravitate to them are utterly inept because competent people scare them.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2020 04:53 PM (cfSRQ)

135 113 Where's Janet Reno when you need her?
Posted by: Minuteman at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (BXc1S)


There is a wonderful audio clip of Eugene Sledge talking about his experiences in the Pacific, but in the beginning he utterly destroys Janet Reno and then Bill Clnton's treachery for Blackhawk down.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2020 04:53 PM (s2VJv)

136 Good time for the military to supposedly break from the president. But not an op.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2020 04:53 PM (etLvg)

137 I think we're REALLY getting ahead of ourselves.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2020 04:50 PM (Boy/L)


I dunno, it's 2020.

The Year Of Getting Ahead Of Ourselves.

Posted by: filbert at June 11, 2020 04:53 PM (NiXyF)

138 Our CTO sent out an email announcing that they had fired an unnamed person for racist comments today.

I'd bet money the "racist comment" was along the lines of, "Floyd shouldn't be beatified."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 11, 2020 04:53 PM (LvTSG)

139
Why the hell would a Motaur need auto insurance anyway?

Being alive, he should buy health or life insurance.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 11, 2020 04:54 PM (EQRLd)

140 There's some kind of yeast thing that vegimites use for cheese.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 11, 2020 04:54 PM (xfb67)

141 130
Fuck them all to hell.




To harsh?


well, they generally say "to heck" where i'm from, but i suppose "to harsh" could work. frack them all to harsh.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 11, 2020 04:54 PM (sGtp+)

142 This is why I don't talk politics at work.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 11, 2020 04:54 PM (LvTSG)

143 These kinds need to be made an example of. They crossed a line that should never be crossed. Any corporation or private citizen providing material or monetary support should be treated the same. No pardon, no parole.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2020 04:54 PM (dNzKv)

144 136
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2020 04:53 PM (cfSRQ)


Do not dismiss them out of hand. Theres this Redneck Rifle Club or something like that composed of these psychos and they are armed and practicing. Some have military experience, sadly.

Not good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2020 04:54 PM (s2VJv)

145 40 there are rules to follow first.

Form a barrier around
Lay in seige lines, parallels, saps, artillery positions.
Call for surrender then if not
Assault and then go for the rape and pillaging

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2020 04:55 PM (6f16T)

146 The vegan pizza comes with a 45 minute lecture on the virtues of vegan pizza delivered with up-talking and vocal fry.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 11, 2020 04:55 PM (dfRN6)

147 Personally, I favor declaring any area declaring itself autonomous to be, in fact, an autonomous nation outside the US.

That would mean we no longer have to send it money, and that we can establish border checkpoints and walls around it.

Posted by: Ace at 04:36 PM

That's where I think you're wrong, Ace. The US gives money to just about every nation on the face of the Earth, what would make one that seceded from us any different?

I'm sure the Natuonal Review and other Conservative Inc. outlets would be fervently advocating giving them billions if not trillions of dollars as "reparations" for splitting up.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 11, 2020 04:55 PM (tVQUs)

148 Ealing covered all this in the 50s.

First as a comedy, then as a tragedy. I think they got it backwards.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 11, 2020 04:55 PM (LWu6U)

149 Who was that guy with the cattle beef with the gubmint?

They didn't just let that sit there, did they?

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 04:55 PM (ZfRYq)

150 Actually pity the poor bastards

Vegan pizza? No pepperoni?

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2020 04:56 PM (6f16T)

151 40 there are rules to follow first.

Form a barrier around
Lay in seige lines, parallels, saps, artillery positions.
Call for surrender then if not
Assault and then go for the rape and pillaging



Play the Deguello

Posted by: Grump928© at June 11, 2020 04:56 PM (a94gW)

152 151 Ealing covered all this in the 50s.

First as a comedy, then as a tragedy. I think they got it backwards.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 11, 2020 04:55 PM (LWu6U)

========

Reality really would be improved by more Alec Guinness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 11, 2020 04:56 PM (LvTSG)

153 These guys have paint for stupid slogans but can't feed themselves. 
---
No, they have a garden now.
Threw down some cardboard they found from a dumpster, stole some potting soil and threw it on top, stole some plants of food that sounds good and ... put them in the potting soil with no rhyme or reason.

No way to water.

And no idea the harvest won't be for 3 more months.

Posted by: RoyalOil at June 11, 2020 04:56 PM (aO8Gd)

154 Personally, I never fully appreciated the extent of systemic racism and police brutality against blacks in Trump's America until Donald Trump failed to remove Bashar Assad and effect regime change in Syria.

Posted by: Twitter's Bill Kristol at June 11, 2020 04:56 PM (BWb23)

155 Good time for the military to supposedly break from the president. But not an op.
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2020 04:53 PM (etLvg)


Heh.

"Today, a rogue U.S. Army colonel took his unit into downtown Seattle and overran the "CHAZ" enclave. Heavy casualties were reported . . . on the Antifa side."

Posted by: filbert at June 11, 2020 04:56 PM (NiXyF)

156 These idiots are already in Hell. Vegan.Pizza.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 11, 2020 04:56 PM (COzlW)

157 Heartbeat, It's a Lovebeat
Playground in my Mind
Candyman


Boogie Nights
My Heart Will Go On

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2020 04:56 PM (I2/tG)

158 Mittens Rombleys now says we should change the names of some military bases.

I'm starting to wonder if he has untreated Syphilis.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Secretly Camping Out in Zooey Deschanel's Backyard Until The Restraining Order Expire at June 11, 2020 04:57 PM (+dsLj)

159 I've seen the suggestion offered here by many that this autonomous nation, since they're autonomous, should be providing their own electricity and water and sewer. I think that is a most cromulent idea.

Posted by: bluebell at June 11, 2020 04:57 PM (/669Q)

160 I kind of wonder if that's the end goal here.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 11, 2020 04:44 PM (ExV1e)

Nah, they'd be more likely to move into places like Central Asia. They don't have the capability to project their forces across the Pacific.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


It is actual Chinese military (PLA) orthodox policy to take over the continental US, largely exterminate of otherwise eliminate the present population and repopulate it with Chinese.
Lebensraum, by another name.

I will see if I can find the link to a translated speech I read about this by a Chinese General from 2002-03.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, the Agent from ANTIFA! at June 11, 2020 04:57 PM (vcOmj)

161 >>>They make fake vegan cheese, I've seen it at the grocery store.


Made from the finest feet scrapings of Janeane Garafolo.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 11, 2020 04:57 PM (HmZuC)

162 If push comes to shove, I will do these Antifa goons the honor of not underestimating them.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at June 11, 2020 04:57 PM (TB7HE)

163 Our CTO sent out an email announcing that they had fired an unnamed person for racist comments today.

Oh well, so much for freedom of speech, huh?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #WASTF at June 11, 2020 04:57 PM (HaL55)

164 No way to water.

And no idea the harvest won't be for 3 more months.


CHAZ now has its own subreddit, and people who actually know how to garden were laughing at them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2020 04:57 PM (I2/tG)

165 If they want to take their act and police tactics to places like Broadmoor, I am down with it. The problem is the Antifa types call those places home.

@116:

Most white conservatives know it.

They have been conditioned not to acknowledge it.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 11, 2020 04:58 PM (13dPG)

166
Heartbeat, It's a Lovebeat
Playground in my Mind
Candyman

Boogie Nights
My Heart Will Go On


S-A-T-U-R. . . D-A-Y. . . NIGHT!

Posted by: fktheleft at June 11, 2020 04:58 PM (I54dk)

167 Oooh, vegan pizza everybody! Let's have a show of CHAZ hands to show our appreciation!

Posted by: White Girl in Cloud Cuckoo Land at June 11, 2020 04:58 PM (COzlW)

168 as I recall, Koresh would go into town once a week, have a milk shake and look at or buy a few newspapers and magazines. The FBI could have grabbed him then.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 11, 2020 04:58 PM (4a9Vv)

169 But in the US, we haven't always had police. Some think tank (Cato?) wrote a white paper on the history of US policing. I read it several years ago. Can't remember too many details.

---

Yeah, "no cops." America's been there, done that.

Remember in "Shane," where "the nearest law is a 3-day ride from here"?

It doesn't end pretty.

Posted by: RKae at June 11, 2020 04:58 PM (DFtNf)

170 Answering Ace in the sidebar: The Endless War thing was also a grift, but of a different sort. David French figured that after his Illustrious Military Career the Jeb! adminitration would hire him as a Deputy Assistant Undersecretary for Prosecuting Our Troops and Enforcing Transgender Soldier Equality.

Mrs. Jonah Goldberg figured she'd get re-hired by the Justice Dept. and file her nails while selling books about things she doesn't actually care about.

Anyone remember that? She wrote a book when Dubya was in office about how Title IX was wrecking men's sports. Of course nothing happened because that's what Conservatism Inc. does - write books about Big Problem and offer Thoughtful Solutions they never mean to implement.

The actual issue could have been fixed with a single letter, but Dubya didn't give a shit.

We know this because Obama's people turned Title IX into the Spanish Inquisition with a single letter. Weird, how Republicans need Bipartisan Comprehensive Legislation Passed by Super-Majorities of 99-1 to enact conservative policies but Democrats just write a letter and *poof* it's fixed!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2020 04:58 PM (cfSRQ)

171 I can't wait to see what the Woke Mutaween has planned for AlcaCHAZ.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 11, 2020 04:59 PM (H5knJ)

172 If they run out of free vegan pizza -- since they are their own country now -- they will be able to simply print more of it, right?

Posted by: ShainS -- No more half measures, Donald at June 11, 2020 04:59 PM (Gy1nV)

173 CHAZ now has its own subreddit, and people who actually know how to garden were laughing at them.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

---

Maybe Midget Bloomberg can tell them all about the science of gardening.

It's really easy!

Posted by: RKae at June 11, 2020 04:59 PM (DFtNf)

174 Apropos of absolutely nothing - our body armor arrived.

When mama says get body armor, we get body armor. We got two pair of carriers - a pair of smaller just front and back plate carriers, and a pair of full surround carriers with side plates, too. All in AR500.

When I was in the Army we did not have this stuff. I was in a low priority unit so we had some of the last Vietnam era soft flak vests. The new vests being issued were Kevlar and stiffer, but no plates. Not long after that they were issuing ISAPI to Rangers and the like.

It is heavy. Lord, soldiers wear this stuff on patrol? Wow.

But, yeah. Nothing at all to do with this post.

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 05:00 PM (ZfRYq)

175 Who was that guy with the cattle beef with the gubmint?

Cliven Bundy.

He wasn't paying graze fees. He was also sitting on the last piece of privately owned land that the BLM (Bureau of Land Management) wanted to connect a whole bunch of previously obtained property. Hilarity ensued.

Cliven Bundy wasn't, IMNSHO, 100% in the right. He had a worldview that curiously coincided with the notion that he should be able to graze his cattle for free on public land. But he was way over 50% right.

Way over.


Posted by: Ramblin' Man at June 11, 2020 05:00 PM (S4XGD)

176 Mittens Rombleys now says we should change the names of some military bases.

I'm starting to wonder if he has untreated Syphilis.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Secretly Camping Out in Zooey Deschanel's Backyard Until The Restraining Order Expire at June 11, 2020 04:57 PM (+dsLj)

He's in the employ of the enemy.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2020 05:00 PM (etLvg)

177 Made from the finest feet scrapings of Janeane Garafolo.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 11, 2020 04:57 PM (HmZuC)

That is actually a pretty accurate description of what it looks like.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 11, 2020 05:00 PM (jhDyb)

178 The response to BLM and all their supporters regarding any of their demands should be... fuck off.

BLM is now a domestic terror group, in action if not in official government designation. They went from "protest group" to terror group as soon as they started with violence and making demands under threat of more violence.

There should be no pussy-surrender like that of NFL commissioner Roger Goodell when he said:

We should have listened to them before when they were peacefully protesting (taking a knee).

No, fuck you. We didn't listen to them before when they were "peacefully protesting", because their demands then, like they are now, were complete bullshit. And their statements that America is systemically racist and whites and cops hunt and kill Blacks was bullshit then and is still bullshit now.

Their statements and demands don't suddenly become valid or reasonable just because they're now rioting, looting, vandalizing, committing arson and assassinating police officers.

So yeah, the time for any "discussion" or "negotiation" of "demands" is LONG gone. America does not negotiate with terrorists.

Or at least it shouldn't. Every "celebrity", business, sports league, etc has decided to negotiate and cave to the BLM terrorists. And some local police and governments as well.

And look how that has turned out. Give them an inch, they take a mile and demand more. Let them put in just the tip, they end up f--king you up the...

No. Fuck no. Abso-fucking-lutely NOT. Should be the answer to *every* demand made by the terror group Black Lives Matter.

I hope President Trump is the one willing to make that stand.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 11, 2020 05:01 PM (Do5/p)

179 45 Well I've finally become spooked enough that today I bought my first gun.

----

I already have a lot of guns, but I'm about to start purchasing AR-15s for the first time. Never felt like I needed one before, but the other day my brother in law enforcement told me I needed to start stocking up on them.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at June 11, 2020 05:01 PM (R1mDg)

180 Also, just a reminder: Anarchism is Libertarian Communism.

Yes, the libertarians have a communist wing and have for a long time. Instead of a central government grabbing you by the throat and making you kneel before them, your local "syndicate" does it.

See, it's less oppressive when they shoot you that way.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2020 05:01 PM (cfSRQ)

181 RedneckRevolt dot org

Posted by: Mao at June 11, 2020 05:01 PM (cWtVi)

182 Boogie Nights
My Heart Will Go On


The Crusaders In Pskov

https://tinyurl.com/ya29ss9a

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2020 05:01 PM (I2/tG)

183
Black woman curses out a group of white #Antifa members who handed a brick to young black kids and instructed them to use it.

https://t.co/JZxm6T8u8r

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2020 05:01 PM (RuqNP)

184 Mittens Rombleys now says we should change the names of some military bases.

I'm starting to wonder if he has untreated Syphilis.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Secretly Camping Out in Zooey Deschanel's Backyard Until The Restraining Order Expire at June 11, 2020 04:57 PM

No, actually I suffer from Athlete's Foot In Mouth Disease and Alzheimer's of the anus.

"Mitt Romney" is my slave name. My REAL name is Kente Cloth from now on.

Posted by: "Mitt Romney" at June 11, 2020 05:01 PM (COzlW)

185 Do not dismiss them out of hand. Theres this Redneck Rifle Club or something like that composed of these psychos and they are armed and practicing. Some have military experience, sadly.

Not good.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2020 04:54 PM (s2VJv)
--------------
Yes, they have guns.

That's about all they have going for them.

Also, I'm willing to bet most of the people who claim "military service" served as cooks, or some such.

These people think that because they have guns, they need to be taken as a serious threat.

Most of them aren't much more than a mob with guns and are as likely to shoot each other as whoever they are shooting at.

I know they aren't to be taken lightly, but, as a serious threat? Nope.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 11, 2020 05:01 PM (5pybm)

186 172 as I recall, Koresh would go into town once a week, have a milk shake and look at or buy a few newspapers and magazines. The FBI could have grabbed him then.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 11, 2020 04:58 PM (4a9Vv)


You want to get your Defund the FBI mojo on? Watch the Waco miniseries on Prime.

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 05:02 PM (ZfRYq)

187
And when they're all almost dead in a couple of years







You misspelled the word "weeks".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2020 05:02 PM (EGyGV)

188 I'm beginning to wonder if my shooting skillz might prove to be useful after all.

Posted by: Weasel at June 11, 2020 05:02 PM (MVjcR)

189 So how are they getting supplied. Cam companies send food, medicine, and supplies to a foreign country by their own volition? Are there forms and export controls? The federal government should find out who is supplying them and levy fines and sanctions for illegal exports. This is what I would recommend.

Posted by: InCali at June 11, 2020 05:02 PM (9AFWN)

190 T-Wall them in! Give them what they want...their own country with border checkpoints back into the USA.

Cut all the power (save the planet!), throw some food over the wall every now and then...we can trade for the copper in their the wiring they won't be using. We can start a gofundme for composting toilets and tarps for collecting rainwater.

I think we can get their carbon footprint approaching zero if we are thoughtful about it.

Posted by: thesgm at June 11, 2020 05:02 PM (2jnTD)

191 Mittens needs to get tossed out into the pasture Utah.

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2020 05:02 PM (6f16T)

192 179 Apropos of absolutely nothing - our body armor arrived.

----

Hmmm. Hadn't thought of that. Might need to stock up on that, too...

Posted by: Ex-liberal at June 11, 2020 05:03 PM (R1mDg)

193 I seem to remember a handful of people just a bit south of Washington, in Oregon, declaring themselves to be a state unto themselves -- on land that they actually owned, in the middle of nowhere -- forcing a police standoff and ensuing deaths. The media were less enamored of that lot. But smelly hippie anarchists absconding with a good chunk of a major city? Media covers the cool Woodstockiness of it, and the governor pretends he's never even heard of the takeover.

Hard to wade through all the utter bullshit sometimes.

Posted by: red speck at June 11, 2020 05:03 PM (gS3OW)

194 I'm beginning to wonder if my shooting skillz might prove to be useful after all.

Posted by: Weasel at June 11, 2020 05:02 PM (MVjcR)



Overwatch.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 11, 2020 05:03 PM (a94gW)

195 Wall them in for a month.

Posted by: Little Boomer at June 11, 2020 05:03 PM (6fu25)

196 I already have a lot of guns, but I'm about to start purchasing AR-15s for the first time. Never felt like I needed one before, but the other day my brother in law enforcement told me I needed to start stocking up on them.
Posted by: Ex-liberal at June 11, 2020 05:01 PM (R1mDg)


Careful. They are like rabbits. You have one, then you have a bunch.

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 05:03 PM (ZfRYq)

197 That Mittens chap seems a bit of a wanker.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 11, 2020 05:03 PM (yDLZy)

198 This isn't going to stop until reporters start getting dragged out of their "Channel 13 - ABC News Action LIVE!" vans and beaten to death on Channel 13 - ABC News Action LIVE tv.

Posted by: I Have Questions at June 11, 2020 05:03 PM (+v+zN)

199 23 They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say, let em crash.
Posted by: ... at June 11, 2020 04:42 PM (etLvg)

No, actually they didn't know what they were getting into. Because they are dumber than a bag of shit.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 11, 2020 05:04 PM (o2MD2)

200 re 191: I was around to see it on the news. I still can't believe that the FBI had its own tank

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 11, 2020 05:04 PM (4a9Vv)

201 Yes, they have guns.

That's about all they have going for them.

Also, I'm willing to bet most of the people who claim "military service" served as cooks, or some such.

These people think that because they have guns, they need to be taken as a serious threat.

Most of them aren't much more than a mob with guns and are as likely to shoot each other as whoever they are shooting at.

I know they aren't to be taken lightly, but, as a serious threat? Nope.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 11, 2020 05:01 PM (5pybm)

They don't rise to the level of gangs in terms of military strength, which don't rise to the level of cops. Fortunately the blues are reducing their police forces.

Posted by: Someguy at June 11, 2020 05:04 PM (Zm+LZ)

202 Under Libertarian Communism, you don't have to fear impersonal bureaucrats or a central government. Yay free markets!

An interlocking group of syndicates will control the means of production and also the food supply.

You know, they could have catchy names like Walmart or Target or Amazon and if you violate the latest directive of your community council, they'll fire you and let you starve to death. Oh, and no medicine, either.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2020 05:04 PM (cfSRQ)

203 What currency are they using? Hard drugs? Howz that going to get in?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 11, 2020 05:04 PM (nRWPy)

204
Personally, I favor declaring any area declaring itself autonomous to be, in fact, an autonomous nation outside the US.

Congress will grant them foreign aid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2020 05:04 PM (aKsyK)

205

A while back some black guy yelled at me "We're coming for you White Boy!"

I responded "Dude, I'm Asian."

He yelled back "You're just a white bitch with slant eyes! If you ain't African you're White!"

Y'all Hispanics and Asians might want to take note... You Are Now White. and fair game...

Posted by: Ped Xing at June 11, 2020 05:04 PM (yylD+)

206 Careful. They are like rabbits. You have one, then you have a bunch.


You can have one rifle. But it's almost impossible to have two rifles.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 11, 2020 05:04 PM (a94gW)

207 @gaius martius 04:46
"I tell you demolition man, set in 2035, was 15 years behind the times."

I'm eating rat burger?

Posted by: squid_hunt at June 11, 2020 05:04 PM (B0mGw)

208 Mittens Rombleys now says we should change the names of some military bases.

Any way I get get my 2012 vote back? Because just vomiting that out right now confirms your status as a disingenuous hack.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2020 05:04 PM (Boy/L)

209 It's easy to make Vegan Pizza. You just have to know where to look for the cheese.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at June 11, 2020 05:05 PM (BXc1S)

210 I don't know a lot of the shitlibs pushing this garbage are wealthy people. They should be accorded no protections whatsoever. They pushed, they reap it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 11, 2020 05:05 PM (j3npP)

211 Those bananas in the shop window are going off already. Where do they think the next delivery is coming from?

Ah of course, all the nominal Democrats on the outside who are really antifa.

Posted by: Decaf at June 11, 2020 05:05 PM (xarPm)

212 Ace has good hunches ...

Posted by: Adriane the Classical Music Critic ... at June 11, 2020 05:05 PM (LPnfS)

213
What currency are they using? Hard drugs? Howz that going to get in?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name


Howz it get in now?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2020 05:05 PM (aKsyK)

214 166 "...accepting food from outside..."

Wow, 'autonomous' has a surprisingly short shelf life.

Posted by: socalcon at June 11, 2020 05:05 PM (Roy2Z)

215 Didn't Randy Weaver and David Koresh get crushed to death by the US government because they were autonomous?

I'm axing for a fiend...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Randy Weaver was a White Separatist (and hated Jews) and went off to live in Idaho with his family. He made a sawed of shotgun for an undercover FBI informant, and then was given a court date to show up and be indicted and plead.
He missed the court date, the sheriffs came out to his land unannounced and one of them got shot by his kid, the kid was shot, and then a sniper later killed his wife.

Finally was arrested, went to court and was acquitted.

Weaver was a piece of shit dumbass, but The Law murdered his wife and kid.

That was the FBI under George HW "kinder and gentler" Bush. I think things have actually gotten worse.

And Koresh was slapping the babies!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, the Agent from ANTIFA! at June 11, 2020 05:05 PM (vcOmj)

216 Hmmm. Hadn't thought of that. Might need to stock up on that, too...
Posted by: Ex-liberal at June 11, 2020 05:03 PM (R1mDg)


I'll recommend who we bought from - it was the best combo of value and availability. It was available cheaper with a 7 week wait.

https://tacticalscorpiongear.com/

That is the site direct, we bought from ebay.

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 05:05 PM (ZfRYq)

217 So we told our neighbor that we would be gone for a week.

He replied that if he say anyone around the house that didn't belong there, he would shot 'em.





I love our new neighborhood.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 11, 2020 05:05 PM (3D/fK)

218 They don't rise to the level of gangs in terms of
military strength, which don't rise to the level of cops. Fortunately
the blues are reducing their police forces.

Posted by: Someguy at June 11, 2020 05:04 PM (Zm+LZ)

---
Fun fact: The Spanish left 'purged' the regular army by offering generous buyouts and early retirement for officers of suspect loyalty. This made the regular army less prone to rebellion - or so they thought.

But when the army did go into rebellion, they had this nice reserve of otherwise unemployed officers who could help staff their rapidly-expanding forces.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2020 05:06 PM (cfSRQ)

219 and beaten to death on Channel 13 - ABC News Action LIVE tv.

Just imagine the ratings!

Posted by: Channel 13 - ABC News Action LIVE TV! at June 11, 2020 05:06 PM (I2/tG)

220 The only police will be Warlords like Raz and their crew of Morality Law
Enforcers. And, of course, straight up bandits and rape-gangs.


Maybe, but I think they envision an army of Karens constantly policing wrong-think everywhere in the Free Zones and subjecting offenders to self-criticism sessions and hard labor.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 11, 2020 05:06 PM (NVYyb)

221 People have had enough of the lockdown for no good reason so let's now terrorise them with violent gangs and warlords.

Yes, that will win them the election in November.

Posted by: Decaf at June 11, 2020 05:06 PM (xarPm)

222 You want to get your Defund the FBI mojo on? Watch the Waco miniseries on Prime.



My 25 year old son did. I love it when the yutes discover shit on their own

He was "agog."

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 11, 2020 05:06 PM (nRWPy)

223 191 172 as I recall, Koresh would go into town once a week, have a milk shake and look at or buy a few newspapers and magazines. The FBI could have grabbed him then.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 11, 2020 04:58 PM (4a9Vv)

You want to get your Defund the FBI mojo on? Watch the Waco miniseries on Prime.
Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 05:02 PM (ZfRYq)

Yeah, Koresh drove a very recognizable restored Camaro, that he was proud of. The McClennan County Sheriff said he always knew when Koresh was in town, and he could have picked him anytime they wanted if anyone would have ever bothered to give him a warrant. ATF didn't want to fool with petty local yokels like that, they wanted to stage a big shooting gallery for the funding hearing which was coming up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2020 05:06 PM (Kpl3J)

224 A while back some black guy yelled at me "We're coming for you White Boy!"

I responded "Dude, I'm Asian."

He yelled back "You're just a white bitch with slant eyes! If you ain't African you're White!"

Y'all Hispanics and Asians might want to take note... You Are Now White. and fair game...
Posted by: Ped Xing at June 11, 2020 05:04 PM (yylD+)


I am literally frothing at the mouth for these fucks to come for me.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 11, 2020 05:07 PM (o2MD2)

225 Someone on twitter has edited big tiddy goth girls video down to the first second so it's just her shaking her tiddies. Well worth the watch if you haven't done so already.

Posted by: DJ3way at June 11, 2020 05:07 PM (bhPL1)

226
Mittens Rombleys now says we should change the names of some military bases.

No one escapes from Stalag 13.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2020 05:07 PM (aKsyK)

227 thesgm at June 11, 2020 05:02 PM (2jnTD)


I have been thinking that a perimeter reinforced by electrified wire and troops to isolate them. Then cut off all utilities - electric, water, gas - and refuse to allow any food supplies to be shipped in. Any other restrictions, anyone?

Posted by: Grannymimi at June 11, 2020 05:07 PM (u5LFV)

228 On July 4th, will they sign a "Declaration of Autonomy".

Posted by: socalcon at June 11, 2020 05:08 PM (Roy2Z)

229 Reality really would be improved by more Alec Guinness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


As I posted I wondered if anyone would get my reference, but I didn't want to sully the title of such a great movie by including it. Well done.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at June 11, 2020 05:08 PM (LWu6U)

230 I am literally frothing at the mouth for these fucks to come for me.
Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 11, 2020 05:07 PM (o2MD2)


Ditto. I'll be the fucker in the F-250, with Merle Haggard playing loud. Pay no attention to what's in the cubby on the driver's door, or what's under the back-seat.

Posted by: Ramblin' Man at June 11, 2020 05:08 PM (S4XGD)

231 Posted by: DJ3way at June 11, 2020 05:07 PM (bhPL1)

I'll be sure to get on that right away.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2020 05:08 PM (+eVzC)

232 So the idea is that we'll rely on the mentally ill, sexually deviant, furries, and addicts to provide our core infantry.

To keep the enemy off balance, we'll produce a large pool of unemployed police who will be angry and losing their careers.

I'm completely certain that none of them will serve as shock troops in a coming civil war. They'll just drink beer or do whatever those people do when they are being cispatriarchal oppressors.

Posted by: Brilliant Progressive Strategist at June 11, 2020 05:08 PM (cfSRQ)

233 Who is stupid enough to give a pollster, a stranger a straight answer these days?

Why wouldn't they dox you to the mob?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 11, 2020 05:08 PM (nRWPy)

234 https://bit.ly/2MNNmmr
*********
Disney Pulls Ads from Tucker Carlson's Fox News Show over BLM Protest Coverage

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 11, 2020 05:09 PM (uQFnR)

235 Eleven million Hispanics should show up at their "border" and just push their way in. I'm sure they won't mind accommodating people fleeing the brutality of life in another country.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 11, 2020 05:09 PM (COzlW)

236 I got a kick out of finding out the african garb the the congress kneepadders were wearing happened to be of the tribe that owned black slaves. GOOD THINKING THERE NANCY.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2020 05:09 PM (r+sAi)

237 Are the CHAZ women tired of the soyboy scum yet?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 11, 2020 05:09 PM (yDLZy)

238 Disney Pulls Ads from Tucker Carlson's Fox News Show over BLM Protest Coverage
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 11, 2020 05:09 PM

Pedophiles have standards, you know.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 11, 2020 05:09 PM (COzlW)

239 >>>I responded "Dude, I'm Asian."

He yelled back "You're just a white bitch with slant eyes! If you ain't African you're White!"

...

So I don't get Asians. Present company excepted. Asians are the wealthiest and most successful racial group in America. Richer than whites. They're also the racial group that every other group would date or marry, so there's no social exclusion there.

And yet... like 70% of them are hardcore Social Justice Warriors decrying "White Privilege."

Asians have more privilege than anyone, including whites. Not that I begrudge that -- but how can the most successful racial group in America claim they're being "held down"?

And how long do they think it's going to take for other races to realize that they have an awful lot of "privilege"?

That Weiha Jiang at CBS or wherever -- she's actually stroking out because the president said, "The Asian American community has been great, they have really helped us."

She seethed: "THEY helped US."

Well what the fuck do you want him to say? He's not asian. He can't say "We helped us."

The one area where asians are discriminated against is, of course, in college administrations, but given how many asians are Social Justice Warriors who support this crap, I say, "Your rules, your problem."

Again, I know not all Asians are like this. I know there are conservative asians.

It's just such a high percantage are not just SJW leftwiners but really extremist SJW leftwingers.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:09 PM (PbpT7)

240 An actual picture of the "People's Garden" in the CHAZ.

Why, they'll be exporting food soon!

https://___ur.com/pTvewQW

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2020 05:10 PM (I2/tG)

241 When no one is a cop, everyone polices. I predict frequent shootings.

If I had the expertise I'd make this a reality show. The Free Zone started begging for food on Day 1, had a War Lord beginning on Day 2, and armed border patrols beginning Day 3. Lord knows what happens next? Armed takeovers of the nearby Kroger?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 11, 2020 05:10 PM (NVYyb)

242 In long ago times when the media were actually reporting to the people and about the people they would have asked the opinion of the locals to an attack on their community as that of CHAZ.

Now they are propagandizing on behalf of it, little people want a normal life are the bad guys. Yeah, go with that.

Posted by: Decaf at June 11, 2020 05:10 PM (xarPm)

243 I grew up (grades 2-6) at Bragg. Had no clue who it was named after.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 11, 2020 05:10 PM (nRWPy)

244 Our CTO sent out an email announcing that they had fired an unnamed person for racist comments today.


The only thing to say at work now is "Sorry, that is not work-related."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2020 05:10 PM (oVJmc)

245 BLM in CHAZ issue list of demands:

https://tinyurl.com/y96plmrz

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2020 05:10 PM (+eVzC)

246 Romney is the kind of Republican who thinks it's a victory if the Dems only get half of what they want in return for getting a nice write up in the Wash Post about working across the aisle.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 11, 2020 05:10 PM (4a9Vv)

247 Abby Somebody the police.

Abby who?

Abby Bolish.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 11, 2020 05:10 PM (COzlW)

248 I wonder if I get together with some conservative militia members to
announce our own Autonomous Zone, if we'll likewise be supported by the
Democrat government officials and the media.
***

When the Bundy folks took over an out of the way government building the FNM demanded their summary execution, and in fact one of them was killed by a cop.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2020 05:10 PM (WdocV)

249 if an asian person can explain this to me, I'd appreciate it.

I mean: I get the main cause -- the leftwing brainwashing factory called college that teaches intersectionality as a cult race religion.

But why are they so succeptible to it?

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:11 PM (PbpT7)

250 Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 05:00 PM (ZfRYq)

__________


Thanks for that -- I'd never considered the need for body armor before -- and will research. Does this mean I have to turn in my moron card?


If our favorite thread-jacker is here, I'm sure he'll start referring to us as not only pantshitters -- but brothers in arms and armor ... or something.

Posted by: ShainS -- No more half measures, Donald at June 11, 2020 05:11 PM (Gy1nV)

251 213 @gaius martius 04:46
"I tell you demolition man, set in 2035, was 15 years behind the times."

I'm eating rat burger?
Posted by: squid_hunt at June 11, 2020 05:04 PM (B0mGw)
-----------

Heh, one of my guilty pleasure movies. Franchise Wars. Taco Bell for the win.

Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2020 05:11 PM (G0vdT)

252 What's the next city to be taken over?

Posted by: Max Power at June 11, 2020 05:11 PM (QCc6B)

253 Sounds like fairfax county police just did/said something stupid. Don't know what yet.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 11, 2020 05:11 PM (nRWPy)

254 An actual picture of the "People's Garden" in the CHAZ.


NEEDS MOAR POT!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2020 05:11 PM (oVJmc)

255 What currency are they using? Hard drugs? Howz that going to get in?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name

---

Blow jobs for major purchases.

Hand jobs for giving back small change.

Posted by: RKae at June 11, 2020 05:11 PM (DFtNf)

256 227
People have had enough of the lockdown for no good reason so let's now terrorise them with violent gangs and warlords.



Yes, that will win them the election in November.

Posted by: Decaf at June 11, 2020 05:06 PM (xarPm)
Can you imagine what Nov. 4 will look like? Regardless if PDT wins nor not. If he does I picture riots. If he loses, I still see riots.Very much like this scene from Terminator 2:
https://youtu.be/MF_4EWSuzQY

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 11, 2020 05:11 PM (N39Ws)

257
This isn't going to stop until reporters start getting dragged out of
their "Channel 13 - ABC News Action LIVE!" vans and beaten to death on
Channel 13 - ABC News Action LIVE tv.



Only if it's a black reporter. White reporters are expendable; they will just bring in another blonde one that looks like the one that was killed.

Posted by: shibumi at June 11, 2020 05:12 PM (ZCiJZ)

258
Again, I know not all Asians are like this. I know there are conservative asians.

It's just such a high percantage are not just SJW leftwiners but really extremist SJW leftwingers.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:09 PM (PbpT7)

I think to get real extreme SJWism you need a certain socio-economic status. Which is why Asians, Jews, and Whites tend to be particularly prominent in the looniest of looney tunes.

Posted by: Someguy at June 11, 2020 05:12 PM (Zm+LZ)

259 or am I wrong? Is my perception skewed by high-profile cunts like Weiha Jiang? Am I imagining this is more extensive among asians than it actually is?

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:12 PM (PbpT7)

260 Old and Busted: Even being accused of being part of a rape gang should lead to your destruction.

New Hotness: Tranny Rape Gangs.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2020 05:12 PM (WdocV)

261 >>>I think to get real extreme SJWism you need a certain socio-economic status. Which is why Asians, Jews, and Whites tend to be particularly prominent in the looniest of looney tunes.


Right, yes. That's a factor.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:12 PM (PbpT7)

262 ---->Seal off the autonomous zone, surround it with loudspeaker trucks, and start blasting Paul Anka's "Having My Baby" 24x7.

The fake Soviets at SERE School in Warner Springs played an audio rendition of Kipling's Boots over the compound loudspeakers on an endless loop for hours. Nearly drove me nuts, so I'd go with that.

https://tinyurl.com/parjxwl

Posted by: fly at June 11, 2020 05:12 PM (2M/TV)

263 What's the next city to be taken over?

Posted by: Max Power

---

Chicago.

...Oh, wait. That happened decades ago.

Posted by: RKae at June 11, 2020 05:12 PM (DFtNf)

264 Thanks for that -- I'd never considered the need for body armor before -- and will research. Does this mean I have to turn in my moron card?


If our favorite thread-jacker is here, I'm sure he'll start referring to us as not only pantshitters -- but brothers in arms and armor ... or something.
Posted by: ShainS -- No more half measures, Donald at June 11, 2020 05:11 PM (Gy1nV)


I do what I can.

We consider it insurance. You buy insurance because you don't want to use it.

Apparently, you are supposed to wear it with a Hawaiian shirt, though....

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 05:12 PM (ZfRYq)

265 Thanks for that -- I'd never considered the need for body armor before
-- and will research. Does this mean I have to turn in my moron card?


A couple guys I work with are hard-core into it. I'm not - but might.

The thing is - I've got green-tips. I'm sure others would too. I honestly don't know how good body armor is against that.

Posted by: Ramblin' Man at June 11, 2020 05:13 PM (S4XGD)

266 Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:09 PM (PbpT7)

I have no clue either

and I'm Asian

but I think, in general, very susceptible to wanting to be perceived as good, to having face, and therefore must adhere to the dominant cool culture

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 11, 2020 05:13 PM (WwTwF)

267 What I find most shocking of all is the complete silence of the entire political class. Tom Cotton puts his head up and gets shot at and even those in his own party hide and seem to pray that nobody notices them.

Primary the lot of them, they are not the representatives for the times.

Posted by: Decaf at June 11, 2020 05:13 PM (xarPm)

268
I grew up (grades 2-6) at Bragg. Had no clue who it was named after.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name


Commander McBragg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2020 05:13 PM (aKsyK)

269 Blow jobs for major purchases.



Hand jobs for giving back small change.

___

I've got some big purchases to make. Giant ones.

Posted by: Barack Obama at June 11, 2020 05:13 PM (WdocV)

270 ***BREAKING*** Tucker Carlson viewers announced today they are withdrawing all funding to various Disney businesses.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at June 11, 2020 05:13 PM (NVYyb)

271 Waco:
Let's listen in on a meeting at the ATF, in a conference room.
"Alright. Congress is considering our budget for next year. We need an op. Something flashy. What have you got?"
Raises hand "Chief, I've got a nut job preacher in Waco, he has an FFL, he sells guns!"
"Sounds great, let's go with that. Make sure we get several MRAPS, dozens of guys, full SWAT battle rattle. Alert the news, too."

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 11, 2020 05:13 PM (w7KSn)

272 250 I grew up (grades 2-6) at Bragg. Had no clue who it was named after.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 11, 2020 05:10 PM (nRWPy)

I always thought it was a bit funny he got a Base named after him, since Bragg was hated by most Confederate officers even more than he was hated by the Federal Officers. He was widely viewed as an incompetent who was given his job due to his close personal friendship with and loyalty to Jefferson Davis.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2020 05:13 PM (Kpl3J)

273 A while back some black guy yelled at me "We're coming for you White Boy!"

I responded "Dude, I'm Asian."

He yelled back "You're just a white bitch with slant eyes! If you ain't African you're White!"

Y'all Hispanics and Asians might want to take note... You Are Now White. and fair game...
Posted by: Ped Xing at June 11, 2020 05:04 PM (yylD+)


I am literally frothing at the mouth for these fucks to come for me.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa!



Over the years I have developed five really close friends...four men and one woman. Three are black.
They too are ready for them to come.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2020 05:14 PM (axyOa)

274 https://bit.ly/2MNNmmr
*********
Disney Pulls Ads from Tucker Carlson's Fox News Show over BLM Protest Coverage
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani



Tucker's days at Fox are numbered. I read somewhere else (where I also saw this) that his house in DC is up for sale.
I think he will be gone by the end of June, if not sooner.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 11, 2020 05:14 PM (vcOmj)

275 74 ...a lot of people are fucking fed up with this bullshit. Also, a lot of people are figuring out this is a democrat operation through and through...
Posted by: james at June 11, 2020 04:47 PM (MNBUP)

The handful of people with whom I've had conversations lately confirm your speculation.

Posted by: Flyover.... at June 11, 2020 05:14 PM (Rbu5d)

276
Randy Weaver was a White Separatist (and hated Jews) and went off to live in Idaho with his family. He made a sawed of shotgun for an undercover FBI informant, and then was given a court date to show up and be indicted and plead.
He missed the court date, the sheriffs came out to his land unannounced and one of them got shot by his kid, the kid was shot, and then a sniper later killed his wife.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren, the Agent from ANTIFA! at June 11, 2020 05:05 PM (vcOmj)






As I recall, the conversation between Weaver and the FBI informant went something like this.

Thanks for the shotty. Saw it off for me wouldja?

Nope, that'd be illegal.

C'mon, no one'll know. Pleeeeeeese?

No.

Yes.

No.

Yes.

(2 hours later)

Dammit, if it'll shut you the hell up, gimme the hacksaw...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2020 05:14 PM (EGyGV)

277 if an asian person can explain this to me, I'd appreciate it.

I mean: I get the main cause -- the leftwing brainwashing factory called college that teaches intersectionality as a cult race religion.

But why are they so succeptible to it?

Posted by: ace


Because it's endemic in Asia, I'd guess. Seriously, check the /talk pages for any wikipedia article concerning any combination of China, Japan, and Korea. The shit we've got here is tame by comparison to Asia. And since we no longer require folks to leave their own culture behind...

Posted by: Brother Tim reminds you there is no Peak Stupid.[/br]There's ALWAYS more Stupid. at June 11, 2020 05:14 PM (OUMaO)

278 266 or am I wrong? Is my perception skewed by high-profile cunts like Weiha Jiang? Am I imagining this is more extensive among asians than it actually is?

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:12 PM (PbpT7)


I believe that the majority of Asians vote Republican. I could be off on my memory of that.

But I think the SJW Asians have it turned up to 11. Because they are POC.

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 05:14 PM (ZfRYq)

279 >>>if an asian person can explain this to me, I'd appreciate it.

Shocker: the "kung flu" comments didn't go over well

Posted by: Trumpist Purge at June 11, 2020 05:14 PM (Jnj33)

280 256 if an asian person can explain this to me, I'd appreciate it.

I mean: I get the main cause -- the leftwing brainwashing factory called college that teaches intersectionality as a cult race religion.

But why are they so succeptible to it?

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:11 PM (PbpT7)

Well if there's a cultural element besides wealth level it might be a sort of "Ah Q" thing.

Posted by: Someguy at June 11, 2020 05:14 PM (Zm+LZ)

281 Trying again with the picture of CHAZ's "People's Garden"

https://tinyurl.com/ya8x359t

Comments are suggesting that they put Brawndo on it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2020 05:14 PM (I2/tG)

282 "Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:09 PM (PbpT7)"

I mean, as a Jew, most of what you said applies to us to, and conservative Jews struggle to explain it, other than pure propaganda. A lot of Jews are just taught from birth to associate the right-wing with our historical oppressors.

The one difference is, we can "pass." Sometimes.

Oh, except for the "group most others would date/marry" part. Except for those with luscious Khazars milkers, of course.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 11, 2020 05:15 PM (icI8A)

283 231
Someone on twitter has edited big tiddy goth girls video down to the
first second so it's just her shaking her tiddies. Well worth the watch
if you haven't done so already.


You neglected to include a link so I could avoid it.

Posted by: pep at June 11, 2020 05:15 PM (T6t7i)

284 I don't worry much about body armor. Have you seen those shitheads shoot? Fucking pistol sideways and upside down. They couldn't hit a bear in the ass with a base fiddle.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 11, 2020 05:15 PM (o2MD2)

285 CHAZ: "3. We demand free college for the people of the state of Washington, due to the overwhelming effect that education has on economic success, and the correlated overwhelming impact of poverty on people of color, as a form of reparations for the treatment of Black people in this state and country."


Hahahaha! Give them 'free' college and watch things get immeasurably worse.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2020 05:16 PM (oVJmc)

286 The thing is - I've got green-tips. I'm sure others would too. I honestly don't know how good body armor is against that.
Posted by: Ramblin' Man at June 11, 2020 05:13 PM (S4XGD)


Armor that will resist M855 (NIJ IV or "enhanced" III) can be either cheap or light. Not both.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 11, 2020 05:16 PM (t+qrx)

287 279 Waco:
Let's listen in on a meeting at the ATF, in a conference room.
"Alright. Congress is considering our budget for next year. We need an op. Something flashy. What have you got?"
Raises hand "Chief, I've got a nut job preacher in Waco, he has an FFL, he sells guns!"
"Sounds great, let's go with that. Make sure we get several MRAPS, dozens of guys, full SWAT battle rattle. Alert the news, too."
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 11, 2020 05:13 PM (w7KSn)

That's pretty much how I've always heard it went. The ATF thoguht it would be an easy hit, a quick show with lots of good optics. Koresh had never really even done much except sell some guns and write weird stuff - there was *never* any reason for a raid, it could have all been handled administratively.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2020 05:16 PM (Kpl3J)

288 Not for nothing but CHAZ is unconstitutional


Article IV Section 3
New States may be admitted by the Congress into this Union; but no new State shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other State;

Article IV Section 4
The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.

Posted by: COL Kilgore at June 11, 2020 05:16 PM (iTXRQ)

289 Who is buying them food?


Mommy and Daddy
Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2020 04:40 PM (tP7oU)

--------------

Let's not pretend that these thugs ever knew a moment of adversity, these are the children of privilege who are bored and envious of criminals who they imagine lead exciting lives. Raz the thug is their hero.

Posted by: Decaf at June 11, 2020 05:16 PM (xarPm)

290 83
I do favor the fence they are putting up.



In fact, I think someone should go through with lot of zip ties and
tie those things together and maybe toss on some sandbags so they aren't
easily pushed over.



Then, set up entry and exit checkpoints.


and at each checkpoint have a "this checkpoint closed; use next checkpoint" sign with an arrow pointing to the next checkpoint.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 11, 2020 05:16 PM (sGtp+)

291 Wokeanda needs a deep water port. They will have to expand.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 11, 2020 05:17 PM (a94gW)

292 There are a lot of anti-woke Asians, though - or maybe I just see more of them because I'm involved with the gaming and anime communities which, obviously, have lots of Asians. Not to say the woke aren't the vast majority - but anti-woke Asians get super spicy.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 11, 2020 05:18 PM (icI8A)

293 We need to hang them as spies if they come into America without being in uniform.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

In other words, if they bathe.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at June 11, 2020 05:18 PM (Ade6D)

294 Armor that will resist M855 (NIJ IV or "enhanced" III) can be either cheap or light. Not both.

Yeah - I think I'll pass. I hated weight when I was in, and I'm not a fan of it now. But not hating on anybody that partakes. Do you.

Posted by: Ramblin' Man at June 11, 2020 05:18 PM (S4XGD)

295 My 86 year old Mother who has been trapped in her Assisted Living facility in Vancouver, WA since January called me crying this morning and completely stressing out about the utter destruction of our society by these fucking lunatics.

I told her to stop watching the news and just be patient. Eventually law and order wigkd ve re-established.

With luck, it will be.

But I think it will take bullets, not luck.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 11, 2020 05:18 PM (BMO/U)

296 This should end well, right ?

In other news surgery went very well, laying here consuming jello, popsicles, and chicken broth until I am allowed something more solid. Thanks, everyone !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 11, 2020 05:18 PM (NZ+Vf)

297 Test

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2020 05:18 PM (1Yy3c)

298 I am literally frothing at the mouth for these fucks to come for me.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa!
********
as I told one these Room Temperature IQ Fucks on Twitter. Try It Slapnuts !I have a well behind my house that is Hungry as Fuck. & responded oh yeah Internet tough guy & I said I will pm you my Address. If you wanna DIE, Give it a Try. Well I did that 2 days ago & still waiting

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 11, 2020 05:18 PM (6moGI)

299 You mean I will be responsible for the protection of me and my family? OMG. Oh wait, I have always assumed that and am prepared - woe betide the meepmeep that tries my tribe on.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 11, 2020 05:18 PM (nFRLh)

300 do what kind of area is CHAZ on anyway - residential? shops?
what do the residents say?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 11, 2020 05:18 PM (WwTwF)

301 I think to get real extreme SJWism you need a certain socio-economic status. Which is why Asians, Jews, and Whites tend to be particularly prominent in the looniest of looney tunes.
Posted by: Someguy at June 11, 2020 05:12 PM (Zm+LZ)


This. I suspect that some of it is due to the emphasis on college and academic success, which nowadays requires touting the party line. Plus, they tend to graduate and enter professions such as law, or government jobs, where this crap can fester.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 11, 2020 05:19 PM (wCmLp)

302 I grew up (grades 2-6) at Bragg. Had no clue who it was named after.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at June 11, 2020 05:10 PM (nRWPy)

I always thought it was a bit funny he got a Base named after him, since Bragg was hated by most Confederate officers even more than he was hated by the Federal Officers. He was widely viewed as an incompetent who was given his job due to his close personal friendship with and loyalty to Jefferson Davis.

Posted by: Tom Servo



I use to laugh at my southern buddies in the Army, telling them the installations in the south were all selected because they were in such crappy locations. (Ft Bragg, Ft Hood, And GAWD...Ft Polk.)

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2020 05:19 PM (axyOa)

303 Does the Wokeanda navy have a rubber ducky fleet?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 11, 2020 05:19 PM (yDLZy)

304 Space Force first mission? Take out Fort CHAZ from earth orbit using forward lazers at maximum power.

Send down recon team in red shirts afterwards - just in case.

Posted by: Boswell at June 11, 2020 05:19 PM (32YRo)

305 I think Trump is on the wrong side standing in the way of changing the name of bases named for Confederates.

The Senate Armed Services Committee voted for it. The Senate may vote for it, too. You know which way the House will go.

Trump is usually very good about being on the winning side of arguments. Braxton Bragg has no big constituency.

I think the Army should rename ALL bases. People are imperfect, and the the new normal is that if you name something for a person you are responsible for all aspects of that person. That is not what bases are for.

Call them Joint Base Hotel Xray and Joint Base Bravo Tango. Randomize them and just go with it. No endorsements, no entanglements.



Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (ZfRYq)

306 Space Force first mission? Take out Fort CHAZ from earth orbit using forward lazers at maximum power.
Posted by: Boswell at June 11, 2020 05:19 PM (32YRo)


Rods.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (t+qrx)

307
Space Force first mission? Take out Fort CHAZ from earth orbit using forward lazers at maximum power.

***

Give them a rod from God.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (WdocV)

308 Most Asians are apolitical. They are not particularly moved by either camp and their politics are based more on nationality than being "Asian."

Chinese Nationalist refugees are conservative, as are Vietnamese survivors. It varies.

I believe that the Democrats' decision to cap Asian college admissions will go very badly for them.

Posted by: Brilliant Progressive Strategist at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (cfSRQ)

309 Update on my 29 yo, engineer coworker that is a retired senior chief petty officer.

He had his 'discussion' with the 2nd level manager today and handed him a pre written statement summarizing 'their discussion'.


He basically put the company on notice that he planned to sue them into insolvency for age and military veteran discrimination unless they stopped spouting this 'social listening', 'social injustice', and 'perceived racial victimization '.

He made it clear in no uncertain terms that he is professionally offended, morally outraged, and extremely disappointed that a company like ours (Lockheed) could fall for that pablum.

He also made it bluntly clear that every single veteran they have over 30 feels the same way, whether or not they speak up.

He basically dared them to respond.

I'll keep you all updated as fecal matter hits the rotary oscillators.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (VcFUs)

310 Well I did that 2 days ago & still waiting
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 11, 2020 05:18 PM (6moGI)

Don't hold your breath. The ones not totally stupid are pants pissing yellow.

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (o2MD2)

311 But why are they so succeptible to it?

Posted by: ace

Because it's endemic in Asia, I'd guess. Seriously, check the /talk pages for any wikipedia article concerning any combination of China, Japan, and Korea. The shit we've got here is tame by comparison to Asia. And since we no longer require folks to leave their own culture behind...
Posted by: Brother Tim reminds you there is no Peak Stupid.[/br]There's ALWAYS more Stupid. at June 11, 2020 05:14 PM (OUMaO)

since you brought up culture - think about the one factor that distinquishes most Asian culture from Western culture. They are EXTREMELY suspicious of too much Individuality, and have been conditioned for 2,000 years to be extremely susceptible to Group Control and Social Cohesion. Wanting to be Different and Stand Out from the Group is a mark of a Renegade Outcast in Asian Culture.

in practical terms, any big social movement, they will be among the first to pile in on top of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (Kpl3J)

312 Oh, except for the "group most others would date/marry" part. Except for those with luscious Khazars milkers, of course.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 11, 2020 05:15 PM (icI8A)


I can't be alt-right because I love big-tittied jewesses too much.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (wCmLp)

313 Fort Dix was named after General Dixon Balls. A WW1 hero who single-handedly dispatched the Kaiser while he was distracted, polishing his hemet. Choked him until he turned purple and puked.

Posted by: Unknown New Jersey Ledgends at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (dDxCh)

314 So in the trivia comunity, almost everybody is leftist. But a few of the Asians got redpilled because of the college admissions scandals. And these were definitely people who otherwise were doctrinaire lefties. I just hope it happens more frequently.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (icI8A)

315 246

That Weiha Jiang at CBS or wherever -- she's actually stroking out because the president said, "The Asian American community has been great, they have really helped us."

She seethed: "THEY helped US."

Well what the fuck do you want him to say? He's not asian. He can't say "We helped us."

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:09 PM

If I *like* their race... how can that be racist?

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (Do5/p)

316 Space Force first base: Moonbase Alpha

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (ZfRYq)

317 My 86 year old Mother who has been trapped in her Assisted Living facility in Vancouver, WA since January called me crying this morning and completely stressing out about the utter destruction of our society by these fucking lunatics.

I told her to stop watching the news and just be patient. Eventually law and order wigkd ve re-established.

With luck, it will be.

But I think it will take bullets, not luck.

Posted by: Sharkman



Same thing with my 97 year old MNL also in Vancouver. We can shout at her through the window but she can barely see and hear now so its a waste of time. Haven't even held her hand in months. Mrs D is really pissed.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2020 05:21 PM (axyOa)

318 You mean I will be responsible for the protection of me and my family? OMG.

No shit. You know what I haven't done.

Actually taken the time to teach my neighbors any tactics. They're good guys - but neither had any military service. I should have that conversation. Soon.

Posted by: Ramblin' Man at June 11, 2020 05:21 PM (S4XGD)

319 How about Trump just renames the Navy ships named after assholes like Harvey Milk?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2020 05:21 PM (oVJmc)

320 Oh, and this dude all by himself is responsible for all of our radars being as accurate as they are.

This should be fun to watch.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 11, 2020 05:21 PM (VcFUs)

321 Knock knock.

We're here to rape you.

Posted by: Rape Police at June 11, 2020 05:21 PM (Eicbe)

322 Any idea how long until Raz assumes room temperature?

I think it won't be long.

Posted by: nip at June 11, 2020 05:21 PM (Izot6)

323 Get Whitey needs a more Fascist acronym. Maybe Mau-Mau???

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2020 05:21 PM (bCLt0)

324 In the UK today, they announced that the Fawlty Towers legendary "you started it" episode is being pulled from public broadcast. Coming soon to America, of course. I hope you all like only TV shows and movies from 2010 on.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 11, 2020 05:21 PM (HmZuC)

325 since you brought up culture - think about the one factor that
distinquishes most Asian culture from Western culture. They are
EXTREMELY suspicious of too much Individuality, and have been
conditioned for 2,000 years to be extremely susceptible to Group Control
and Social Cohesion. Wanting to be Different and Stand Out from the
Group is a mark of a Renegade Outcast in Asian Culture.


So how do you explain Yoko Ono?

Posted by: pep at June 11, 2020 05:21 PM (T6t7i)

326 313
I think Trump is on the wrong side standing in the way of changing the name of bases named for Confederates.



The Senate Armed Services Committee voted for it. The Senate may vote for it, too. You know which way the House will go.



Trump is usually very good about being on the winning side of arguments. Braxton Bragg has no big constituency.



I think the Army should rename ALL bases. People are imperfect, and
the the new normal is that if you name something for a person you are
responsible for all aspects of that person. That is not what bases are
for.



Call them Joint Base Hotel Xray and Joint Base Bravo Tango.
Randomize them and just go with it. No endorsements, no entanglements.



Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (ZfRYq)

---
This is stupid.

It isn't about the names, it's about erasing American history.

Posted by: Brilliant Progressive Strategist at June 11, 2020 05:22 PM (cfSRQ)

327 do what kind of area is CHAZ on anyway - residential? shops?
what do the residents say?
Posted by: vmom 2020

----

I don't know exactly where the zone is, but I know Capitol Hill really well.

Its main drag (Broadway) is old buildings with shops on the street level and apartments above. Go one block off Broadway and there are old homes.

Posted by: RKae at June 11, 2020 05:22 PM (DFtNf)

328 https://bit.ly/2MNNmmr

*********

Disney Pulls Ads from Tucker Carlson's Fox News Show over BLM Protest Coverage

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani



The faster Disney dies the better off we'll be

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 11, 2020 05:22 PM (M4E/B)

329 >>>but I think, in general, very susceptible to wanting to be perceived as good, to having face, and therefore must adhere to the dominant cool culture

what about the asian belief in tradition and in merit? Shouldn't that outweight this crap?

And what about -- if I can be frank -- Asians' kinda-sorta racism? Or, let us say: Strong belief in the virtues of hteir own race and culture?

Is that MERGING with this SJW crusade against white people? That is, is SJW doctrine just a justification for their belief that they're superior to white people, a justification with an "academic" kind of flavor instead of just straight-up chauvinism?

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:22 PM (PbpT7)

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 11, 2020 05:22 PM (4a9Vv)

331 Maybe Midget Bloomberg can tell them all about the science of gardening.
Posted by: RKae

The little guy's been kind of lying low and out of the spotlight lately. I wonder if he's figured out yet that the reason he could not be allowed to continue in his quest for the presidency was because the Dems already had a different and longterm plan in place that did not include him.

Posted by: corn and beans at June 11, 2020 05:23 PM (tkNkP)

332 If I *like* their race... how can that be racist?
Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (Do5/p)
---
Wow!

#UnWoke

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2020 05:23 PM (Eicbe)

333 >>>337 >>>but I think, in general, very susceptible to wanting to be perceived as good, to having face, and therefore must adhere to the dominant cool culture


oh good answer though, thanks, I meant to say that before badgering you with further questions

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:23 PM (PbpT7)

334 Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2020 05:19 PM (axyOa)

I don't think you were insulting them . We all know that about these locations. I know about Fort Polk the most. Leesville is a hell hole.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 11, 2020 05:23 PM (2DOZq)

335 Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (ZfRYq)

No, YOU are on the wrong side of that issue. You don't surrender shit to the idiots. Have you learned nothing?

Posted by: Xipe Totec-Death to AntiFa! at June 11, 2020 05:23 PM (o2MD2)

336
He also made it bluntly clear that every single veteran they have over 30 feels the same way, whether or not they speak up.

He basically dared them to respond.

I'll keep you all updated as fecal matter hits the rotary oscillators.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus



That is friggin' AWESOME!!!
Looking forward to the updates.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2020 05:23 PM (axyOa)

337 >>>Any idea how long until Raz assumes room temperature?


In any group of animals, the dominant male is continuously challenged for leadership.

Posted by: Sir David Attenborough at June 11, 2020 05:23 PM (HmZuC)

338 The great thing about vegan pizza is that it just appears magically, hot and piping in a box delivered directly to you.

It comes from the magic Pizza Dimension, where pizza just materializes out of the ether and then offers itself to humans, like the Schmoo in the old Pogo cartoons.

Vegan pizza does not require farmers to grow wheat, white inventors to create wheat-harvesting combines, minimum-wage workers to harvest the wheat, truckers to deliver the wheat to the mill, fracking to release the oil to make the gas for the trucks, etc. etc. etc. (goes on for 45 minutes outlines the entire supply chain of food in Western Civilization).

And the best part is, soiboys can survive entirely om vegan pizza and nothing else!

Hey! A homeless bum just stole my vegan pizza!

That's already. The Pizza Dimension will just send another one. There's an endless supply.

Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2020 05:23 PM (N9G0H)

339 I think the Army should rename ALL bases. People are imperfect, and the the new normal is that if you name something for a person you are responsible for all aspects of that person. That is not what bases are for.

Call them Joint Base Hotel Xray and Joint Base Bravo Tango. Randomize them and just go with it. No endorsements, no entanglements.



Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (ZfRYq)


Fuck this. The past twenty years has seen the evisceration of military tradition and culture, and shit like this is why.

"Joint Base Hotel X-Ray XXXXXX Center of Excellence" is corporate-speak at it's worse.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 11, 2020 05:23 PM (wCmLp)

340 Amerigo Vespucci was a flawed person. Rename the USA.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2020 05:24 PM (aKsyK)

341 The faster Disney dies the better off we'll be

Posted by: TheQuietMan

----

We need to flatten the curve on Disney.

We're all in this together.

Posted by: RKae at June 11, 2020 05:24 PM (DFtNf)

342 Hey, remember when Dylan Roof made everyone ban the Confederate Flag and that would calm the left?

Remember how good that worked out?

The flag came down and that was that.

Well, accept for statues. And now military bases. Washington needs to go from the dollar bill next.

And the flag! That was the flag of slavery! We need to change that, too.

WRECK ALL THE THINGS!!!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2020 05:24 PM (cfSRQ)

343 Will the Community Armed Response guys and gals be wearing uniforms?

Hopefully they will.

Maybe not a full uniform but maybe just a black hat with a white skull on the front. You know, so they can more easily identify each other, especially at night?

Gosh, I hope they do.

Posted by: Sharkman at June 11, 2020 05:24 PM (BMO/U)

344 CHAZ: "3. We demand free college for the people of the state of Washington, due to the overwhelming effect that education has on economic success,

Correlation != causation.

They have it backwards.

If you can study in HS, gain admittance to college, show up reliably, perform college-level work consistently, then you have the basic character to succeed economically.

Which is why companies now require college degrees for practically everything. They're hamstrung on screening out shitheads who can't even fake it, and instead use colleges to do that for them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2020 05:24 PM (Fao6g)

345 Army bases got their Confederate names because the Army needed bases in the South to gear up for WWI and politicians promised to name them after Confederates to get local support (not 100% of them were named this way). Democrats making deals with Democrats. Imperfect people making deals with imperfect people.

Bases house soldiers, they don't commemorate or honor. Just rename them all.

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 05:24 PM (ZfRYq)

346 In the UK today, they announced that the Fawlty
Towers legendary "you started it" episode is being pulled from public
broadcast. Coming soon to America, of course. I hope you all like only
TV shows and movies from 2010 on.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 11, 2020 05:21 PM (HmZuC)


The Germans episode. Is that the one where the Major said a certain word about cricketers?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 11, 2020 05:24 PM (M4E/B)

347 146 136
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2020 04:53 PM (cfSRQ)


Do not dismiss them out of hand. Theres this Redneck Rifle Club or something like that composed of these psychos and they are armed and practicing. Some have military experience, sadly.

Not good.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2020 04:54 PM (s2VJv)


Not to mention young gang members joining NG for training and to know what's in the armories.

Then they skip out.

Posted by: Flyover.... at June 11, 2020 05:24 PM (Rbu5d)

348 Christ.

Our CEO just sent out an email saying that *everyone* must take *mandatory* "unconscious bias training".

I refuse. I refuse to indulge the idea that I am of original sin. I do not judge people by the color of their skin - only their individual actions.

So I'll probably be unemployed in a few months once the grace period for the trainings has passed.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2020 05:24 PM (9V81o)

349 That's already = That's alright.

Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2020 05:24 PM (N9G0H)

350 I don't think you were insulting them . We all know that about these locations. I know about Fort Polk the most. Leesville is a hell hole.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 11, 2020 05:23 PM (2DOZq)


I actually missed Leesville driving through it the first time. It was at night, and I didn't realize I'd past it until I got to the next town and looked at my map.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 11, 2020 05:24 PM (wCmLp)

351 Space Force first base: Moonbase Alpha

Posted by: blaster


I want the Moonbase where the chicks all wear the purple wigs.

Posted by: Brother Tim reminds you there is no Peak Stupid.[/br]There's ALWAYS more Stupid. at June 11, 2020 05:24 PM (OUMaO)

352 >>>since you brought up culture - think about the one factor that
distinquishes most Asian culture from Western culture. They are
EXTREMELY suspicious of too much Individuality, and have been
conditioned for 2,000 years to be extremely susceptible to Group Control
and Social Cohesion. Wanting to be Different and Stand Out from the
Group is a mark of a Renegade Outcast in Asian Culture.

I guess maybe

to be honest... I thought they were smarter. I guess I'm just disappointed.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (PbpT7)

353 Of course, big titted Asians are also a blessing from God. They're just less commonly found in the wild.

There's also still the perception in some communities that the right-wing is all cousin-humpin' yokels, and Asians and Jews are two of the groups most likely to emphasize education/high gradesand degrees as both a necessity and a mark of status/success. I certainly know some other high-fallutin' Jews, who are surprised to find that I'm not an ideological confrere, tut-tut me because I'm educated and should know better.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (icI8A)

354 348 Amerigo Vespucci was a flawed person. Rename the USA.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2020 05:24 PM (aKsyK)


Vespuccia?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (Fao6g)

355 The truck is parked, one cooler containing a bottle of water for each and beef jerky is supplied, and one prisoner's ties are cut. Everyone is offloaded, and the truck leaves. We keep their phones, weapons, and identification.

Posted by: grognard at June 11, 2020 04:46 PM (sb+Cg)

MAYOR!

Posted by: Al Swearengen, Proprietor at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (w+Ped)

356 Article IV Section 3
New States may be admitted by the Congress into this Union; but no new State shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other State;

Kinda funny how everybody tap danced around that one for West Virginia. (Virginia had seceded, so that made it ok even though the Feds never accepted the secession) Well, in cases like that, the Ultimate Legal Authority is always Fukit, we're gonna do it because we want to and you can't stop us.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (Kpl3J)

357 Trump is usually very good about being on the winning side of arguments. Braxton Bragg has no big constituency.

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (ZfRYq)
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He is. He's on the side of not wasting time with things that trigger snowflakes.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (Eicbe)

358 Dammit, if it'll shut you the hell up, gimme the hacksaw...
Subject insisted on selling agent the illegal weapon

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June

Fixed if for you

Posted by: Form 302 at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (LWu6U)

359 My Dad came back from being an "advisor" in Nam in 64 and immediately started teaching me lessons of home defense - very subtle and only 45 years early. I Wish he was here - and some Claymores of course.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (nFRLh)

360
332 In the UK today, they announced that the Fawlty Towers legendary "you started it" episode is being pulled from public broadcast. Coming soon to America, of course. I hope you all like only TV shows and movies from 2010 on.



Burn, baby, burn.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (oVJmc)

361 Shmoo was in Lil Abner.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (aKsyK)

362 "
Rich white elitists have no idea what they unleashed."

Oh, they do. They simply think they'll never be the target.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (jWe5r)

363 I am Amerigo Vespucci.

You killed my country.

Prepare to die.

Posted by: RKae at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (DFtNf)

364 I saw Luscious Khazar Milkers open for Cream at the Albert Hall in '68.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, of the sloop John B. at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (1jlUc)

365 "Joint Base Hotel X-Ray XXXXXX Center of Excellence" is corporate-speak at it's worse.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 11, 2020 05:23 PM (wCmLp)


It is, however, exactly what today's Army is all about.

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (ZfRYq)

366 I don't think you were insulting them . We all know that about these locations. I know about Fort Polk the most. Leesville is a hell hole.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here



Good point. For some areas, a military base was upscale living.
And yes, I spend a lifetime one weekend at Ft Polk.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (axyOa)

367 348
Amerigo Vespucci was a flawed person. Rename the USA.


ChuckNorrisa it is!

Posted by: pep at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (T6t7i)

368 There's also still the perception in some communities that the right-wing is all cousin-humpin' yokels, and Asians and Jews are two of the groups most likely to emphasize education/high gradesand degrees as both a necessity and a mark of status/success. I certainly know some other high-fallutin' Jews, who are surprised to find that I'm not an ideological confrere, tut-tut me because I'm educated and should know better.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (icI8A)


I had a co-worker who was astonished to find I'm conservative. "I'd presumed you'd be an uber-lib."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2020 05:26 PM (Fao6g)

369 >>>The Germans episode. Is that the one where the Major said a certain word about cricketers?


Yep, and that's the reason they cited, even though that bit's been censored for years. Baby, bathwater, and all that.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 11, 2020 05:26 PM (HmZuC)

370 re 332: so they're afraid of offending the Germans now?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 11, 2020 05:26 PM (4a9Vv)

371 369 Shmoo was in Lil Abner.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Correct. Mind-slip.

Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2020 05:27 PM (N9G0H)

372 People that went through Bragg and the people that live there, actually care blaster - Trump hears that heartbeat. It is why Trump works.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 11, 2020 05:27 PM (nFRLh)

373 So if Blazing Saddles is on the chopping block, The Producers has to be as well. And To Be or Not To Be.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 11, 2020 05:27 PM (oVJmc)

374 Sometime ago, Jim Goad observed that when
Asians go SJW, "they take it to the hoop."

Posted by: some guy out west at June 11, 2020 05:27 PM (Jhqq9)

375 196
Mittens needs to get tossed out into the pasture Utah.

we're gonna need a bigger salt lick.

Posted by: Anachronda at June 11, 2020 05:27 PM (sGtp+)

376 332: so they're afraid of offending the Germans now?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 11, 2020 05:26 PM (4a9Vv)

Don't be beastly to the Germans.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at June 11, 2020 05:27 PM (yDLZy)

377 You get used to the disappointment. We expect that groups known for high intelligence will eventually realize they're just being used - doesn't ever seem to happen, though.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 11, 2020 05:27 PM (icI8A)

378 Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 11, 2020 05:20 PM (VcFUs)

Thanks for the update, Bif.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2020 05:28 PM (+eVzC)

379 I can imagine the nightmare of the Autonomous Zone. And I can imagine a month from now, as the residual municipal integrity collapses.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 11, 2020 05:28 PM (H8QX8)

380
Is that MERGING with this SJW crusade against white people? That is, is SJW doctrine just a justification for their belief that they're superior to white people, a justification with an "academic" kind of flavor instead of just straight-up chauvinism?

Posted by: ace


Yes, some of us noted that years ago. But Our Betters at NRO and the like told us we were racist and paranoid.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2020 05:28 PM (ZxG8D)

381 You get used to the disappointment. We expect that groups known for high intelligence will eventually realize they're just being used - doesn't ever seem to happen, though.
Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 11, 2020 05:27 PM (icI8A)


Political positions are rarely about reason. They are more often about social conformity and aesthetics.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 11, 2020 05:28 PM (wCmLp)

382 So how do you explain Yoko Ono?
Posted by: pep at June 11, 2020 05:21 PM (T6t7i)

AAH! AAAH!! YOU SAID IT! YOU SAID THE NAME!!!

I feel like one of the Knights who say "Ni!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2020 05:28 PM (Kpl3J)

383 So if Blazing Saddles is on the chopping block, The Producers has to be as well. And To Be or Not To Be.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

---

And "Hogan's Heroes."

Someone needs to bash Bob Crane over the head until he's dead!

...Oh, wait.

Posted by: RKae at June 11, 2020 05:29 PM (DFtNf)

384 Kinda funny how everybody tap danced around that one for West Virginia. (Virginia had seceded, so that made it ok even though the Feds never accepted the secession) Well, in cases like that, the Ultimate Legal Authority is always Fukit, we're gonna do it because we want to and you can't stop us.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (Kpl3J)

They set up a Parallel state government which the Feds recognized as the legit one and that government granted those counties to secede from Virginia.

It was some fancy legal dancing.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2020 05:29 PM (1Yy3c)

385 I bet that Antifa trying to grab real estate from Mayor Kenney in Philadelphia won't happen. Another Leftist but more totalitarian and isn't giving up his power base.

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2020 05:29 PM (6f16T)

386 I want the Moonbase where the chicks all wear the purple wigs.

Posted by: Brother Tim reminds you there is no Peak Stupid.[/br]There's ALWAYS more Stupid. at June 11, 2020 05:24 PM (OUMaO)

Silver space suits that have those weird Saturn ringed skirts, thigh high space boots and bullet bras...I guy can dream, can't he?

Watch Space Force recruiting go through the roof!

Posted by: Boswell at June 11, 2020 05:30 PM (32YRo)

387 I guess maybe

to be honest... I thought they were smarter. I guess I'm just disappointed.

Posted by: ace


Smart's got nothin' to do with it. Culture is about values and priorities, and those can differ widely. All cultures are NOT equal; all people do NOT want the same things at the end of the day. This "all people are the same deep down" is Leftard multiculti bovine excrement.

Posted by: Brother Tim reminds you there is no Peak Stupid.[/br]There's ALWAYS more Stupid. at June 11, 2020 05:30 PM (OUMaO)

388 If it makes you feel better, ace, and I know it won't, the Japanese in Japan are quite un-woke.

Posted by: Broseidon - Now A Scientist, Too at June 11, 2020 05:30 PM (icI8A)

389 Yoko's only explanation is Love, or heroin. Not sure

Posted by: Zombie Greatest Beatle at June 11, 2020 05:30 PM (nFRLh)

390 From two threads back, I just listened to the 911 call reporting the emergency call coming from "The Independent Republic of Capitol Hill": "They can handle that."

Heh, heh, heh.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at June 11, 2020 05:30 PM (rpbg1)

391 None of those people look like the blue collar type. They're enjoying pizza and flush toilets and buildings with, ya know, masonry 'n stuff. CHAZ turns into a DOOM remake when a sewage line breaks.

Posted by: Paul Dillon at June 11, 2020 05:30 PM (kYyDC)

392 I had a co-worker who was astonished to find I'm conservative. "I'd presumed you'd be an uber-lib."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2020 05:26 PM (Fao6g)

the left can't face the fact that they are the most bigoted and racist people in the entire country.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2020 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

393 I read where W. Va. has invited adjacent red counties in Va. to have themselves added to W. Va.
Weasel, ever here of this?

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 11, 2020 05:30 PM (w7KSn)

394 245
Anyone see Boulder Terlit Hobo lately?
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 11, 2020 05:09 PM (1fal+)
-----------------------
No.
He was very concerned about the Wuhan plague and some people were not tolerant of his dissenting opinions on that. I think that's why he checked out for a while, although I do not know.

In any case, I hope he comes back.
He is missed.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 11, 2020 05:31 PM (M/9m0)

395 to be honest... I thought they were smarter. I guess I'm just disappointed.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (PbpT7)
---
It's a double-edged sword, they conform better to the expectations of the group, therefore they study harder and pass more.

But a guy who taught in China said that they pay for that in a lack of creativity.

When somebody gives them an open-ended question the get frustrated to find out it's an open-ended question and they want "The Answer".

This is why it is much easier to steal our technology and IP from us and tweak it than it has been for them to come up with "what they want" out of technology.

They have higher IQs, because IQs have always had the flaw of testing you on *What you have learned*, and since Asians put more effort into learning, they tend to test higher.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2020 05:31 PM (Eicbe)

396 Sean Lennon > John/ Yoko

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2020 05:31 PM (bCLt0)

397 There don't seem to be a lot of Hispanics hanging out in the SPAZ.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 11, 2020 05:31 PM (r+sAi)

398 The Producers has to be as well.

For the Roger De Bris character alone:

Max Bialystock : Roger, did you have a chance to read "Springtime for Hitler?"
Roger De Bris : [emerges from behind a partition wearing a dress] Remarkable, remarkable! A stunning piece of work.
Leo Bloom : [under his breath] Max... he's wearing a dress.
Max Bialystock : No kidding.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2020 05:31 PM (I2/tG)

399 I need to find Fawlty Towers on DVD before it vanishes. I recently got The Flying Circus and was amused at how many moments would offend the easily offended. Black face, Japanese caricatures, and on and on.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 11, 2020 05:32 PM (x8Wzq)

400 Yes, some of us noted that years ago. But Our Betters at NRO and the like told us we were racist and paranoid.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2020 05:28 PM (ZxG8D)


More than just NRO. I'd just like to hear one of them, just one, say something like "yeah, you were right and I was wrong".

Never gonna' happen.

Posted by: Ramblin' Man at June 11, 2020 05:32 PM (S4XGD)

401 Do not dismiss them out of hand. Theres this Redneck
Rifle Club or something like that composed of these psychos and they
are armed and practicing. Some have military experience, sadly.



Not good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2020 04:54 PM (s2VJv)





Not to mention young gang members joining NG for training and to know what's in the armories.



Then they skip out.

Posted by: Flyover.... at June 11, 2020 05:24 PM (Rbu5d)

---
Yep, and what kind of cohesion do they have? It's a great lark to run roughshod in Seattle where you know that if a single armed citizen resists the police will swoop in and put them in jail.

But there's a reason why these fearless warriors don't practice their trade in jurisdictions where they will meet unhindered resistance.

I will also suggest that the more they get used to play T-ball and thinking they are in the major leagues, the more shocking it will be for them when they are faced with an actual fastball.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2020 05:32 PM (cfSRQ)

402 Will the Community Armed Response guys and gals be wearing uniforms?

Hopefully they will.

Maybe not a full uniform but maybe just a black hat with a white skull on the front. You know, so they can more easily identify each other, especially at night?

Gosh, I hope they do.

Posted by: Sharkman



Read a report some years ago about cartel activities in the US. Some great photos. The gang members were always changing their "uniforms" but once you knew what to look for, they were easy to identify. It could be blue shirts, red hats or, and I thought this was interesting, all new white sneakers. Very easy to identify themselves.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2020 05:32 PM (axyOa)

403 lemme take this bloody sock off

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 11, 2020 05:32 PM (iTXRQ)

404 "Rename them all"

Joint Base Yuge.
Joint Base Beautiful.
Joint Base Perfect.
Joint Base Stable.
Joint Base Genius.
Joint Base Scalpweasel.
Joint Base Combover.
. . .

Oh, and change the name of the Defense Department back to the Department of War, just to be a dick about it.

Posted by: filbert at June 11, 2020 05:32 PM (NiXyF)

405 Tubal has gone full CHAZ, never go full CHAZ

Posted by: Zombie Greatest Beatle at June 11, 2020 05:32 PM (nFRLh)

406
Our CTO sent out an email announcing that they had fired an unnamed person for racist comments today.


Our CEO just sent out an email saying that *everyone* must take *mandatory* "unconscious bias training".





Well it looks like we're really going full Cultural Revolution. They will root out all non believers. The thing they never understand is you can never be pure enough for the revolution. It will keep getting more and more fanatical to the point where almost everyone gets thrown to the mob. Including members of the mob

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 11, 2020 05:32 PM (M4E/B)

407 I had a co-worker who was astonished to find I'm conservative. "I'd presumed you'd be an uber-lib."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

---

I did theatre for decades (on Seattle's Capitol Hill, no less!), so I was ALWAYS assumed to be a leftist.

I liked being a fly on the wall to spy on their conversations.

By the way, they are all deranged.

Posted by: RKae at June 11, 2020 05:32 PM (DFtNf)

408 The Great Unraveling seems to be accelerating at a breakneck pace.

I can't even begin to imagine what November is going to be like.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 11, 2020 05:32 PM (/8oKE)

409 Abolishing the police just means they'll be replaced with private security forced...and not every municipality will be able to afford those.

Posted by: Defund NeverTrump at June 11, 2020 05:33 PM (0jZvB)

410 While asking about people, Has anyone heard from Chavez the Hugo latley???

Posted by: tubal at June 11, 2020 05:33 PM (bCLt0)

411 KUOW is an NPR station, so no surprise there.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 11, 2020 05:33 PM (ijEPD)

412 He was very concerned about the Wuhan plague and some people were not tolerant of his dissenting opinions on that. I think that's why he checked out for a while, although I do not know.

In any case, I hope he comes back.
He is missed.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 11, 2020 05:31 PM (M/9m0)
---
Sometimes I really don't understand why people can't cope with the idea of somebody having a different opinion on something.

If we object to Wokethink, the solution is not to have Rightthink to oppose it, necessarily.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2020 05:33 PM (Eicbe)

413 Our CEO just sent out an email saying that *everyone* must take *mandatory* "unconscious bias training".

I refuse. I refuse to indulge the idea that I am of original sin. I do not judge people by the color of their skin - only their individual actions.

So I'll probably be unemployed in a few months once the grace period for the trainings has passed.

Posted by: Defenestratus


Well, don't go down without contacting an employment lawyer. If you live in a red state, the state labor board or other agencies might have laws or regs that prevents political activities being forced on you.

If you live in a blue state, well, still contact an employment lawyer. There might be a civil case. Even in CA there is a law that forbids political discrimination.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2020 05:33 PM (ZxG8D)

414 I need to find Fawlty Towers on DVD before it vanishes. I recently got The Flying Circus and was amused at how many moments would offend the easily offended. Black face, Japanese caricatures, and on and on.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

---

I got the Flying Circus on DVD about 20 years ago, and it had already been trimmed way back then.

Posted by: RKae at June 11, 2020 05:34 PM (DFtNf)

415 I look forward to Space Force using that high pitched whiney sound technique from space on CHAZ occupants that all gets them fighting each other...and much hilarity will ensue!

Posted by: Boswell at June 11, 2020 05:34 PM (32YRo)

416 " ...
If you think there aren't weapons stashed away
somewhere - and bought by Holder and Obama only a few short years ago -
think again.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 11, 2020 04:49 PM (s2VJv)"
Exactly. Or smuggled in long ago by Soviets, or, who knows, really.But I am quite certain that the 10 or 20 largest metro areas each contain a couple of freight containers sitting on a bare, fenced in vacant lot that are full of AK's, RPG's, and satchel charges.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 11, 2020 05:34 PM (NZ+Vf)

417 Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooood! Farmville.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 11, 2020 05:34 PM (ExV1e)

418 Joint Base Spectacular
Joint Base Really Special, No One Has Anything Like It
Joint Base Absolutely Fantastic, The Best

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 11, 2020 05:34 PM (iTXRQ)

419 Has Antifa actually been declared a domestic terrorist organization yet? Or are we still in the "considering" phase?

Posted by: Monty James at June 11, 2020 05:34 PM (Zqz9o)

420 This is why it is much easier to steal our
technology and IP from us and tweak it than it has been for them to come
up with "what they want" out of technology.



They have higher IQs, because IQs have always had the flaw of
testing you on *What you have learned*, and since Asians put more effort
into learning, they tend to test higher.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2020 05:31 PM (Eicbe)

---
Yep. All of their defense tech is stolen. Everything they have in their armories is based on something someone else did.

Chinese innovation stopped around 500 BC.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at June 11, 2020 05:34 PM (cfSRQ)

421 OT:

I've been saying for a little while now, though not necessarily here, that before too long the "diversity and inclusion" crowd will start making demands on sexuality. Any refusal on the part of white women to date or sleep with black men will be proof of "systemic racism" and "white supremacy".

So now I'm reading this article at CBS...

https://tinyurl.com/ycqta8zp

The topic is about college ball players and money but this section here struck me.

For some reason I can't post it with the quoted section. You have to scroll down where they quote a Texas coach named Tom Herman.

Did you catch it?

The fucking trannies tried berating lesbians into sleeping with them and they're already arguing not wanting to be raped is "white supremacy," just give it a little more time and they'll be pushing this shit all day every day.

Posted by: Robert at June 11, 2020 05:34 PM (1Yy3c)

422 I can summon NOOD just by posting!

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 11, 2020 05:34 PM (iTXRQ)

423 "The gang members were always changing their "uniforms" but once you knew what to look for, they were easy to identify."

They all have chips in their windshields!

Posted by: Chris M at June 11, 2020 05:35 PM (eAZVt)

424 The NOOD is now accepting comments .....

Posted by: JT at June 11, 2020 05:36 PM (arJlL)

425 I liked being a fly on the wall to spy on their conversations.

***

Been there. It amazed me how among all us good liberals, liberals love to talk about how there are too many blacks and its a good thing we have abortion to keep that problem in check (presuming no black liberals around), or how there is a Jewish problem (if there are no Jewish liberals around), or how dumb women are (presuming there are no female liberals around).





Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2020 05:36 PM (WdocV)

426 393 I read where W. Va. has invited adjacent red counties in Va. to have themselves added to W. Va.
Weasel, ever here of this?
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 11, 2020 05:30 PM (w7KSn)


A leftover from the formation of WV. I think there is something in their Constitution that allows it. They passed a non-binding resolution inviting counties in VA to change their address.

It was kind of a poke in the eye from the Republican controlled WV legislature to the newly Democrat controlled VA legislature.

Posted by: blaster at June 11, 2020 05:37 PM (ZfRYq)

427
Our CEO just sent out an email saying that *everyone* must take *mandatory* "unconscious bias training".

Is that the sort of bias you display when you are passed out?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2020 05:37 PM (aKsyK)

428 Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 11, 2020 05:34 PM (NZ+V

How well are the guarded because I'm up for a mission.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 11, 2020 05:37 PM (2DOZq)

429
I don't think you were insulting them . We all know that about these locations. I know about Fort Polk the most. Leesville is a hell hole.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

Good point. For some areas, a military base was upscale living.
And yes, I spend a lifetime one weekend at Ft Polk.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2020 05:25 PM (axyOa)







Heh. When I rotated through JRTC it was still at Ft Chaffee, which was no picnic, but I'll take it over Ft Polk.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2020 05:37 PM (EGyGV)

430 Well it looks like we're really going full Cultural Revolution. They will root out all non believers. The thing they never understand is you can never be pure enough for the revolution. It will keep getting more and more fanatical to the point where almost everyone gets thrown to the mob. Including members of the mob
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 11, 2020 05:32 PM (M4E/B)

I would say this - anyone who works for a large company, delete any facebook accounts and twitter accounts you have immediately. Never go online except under an assumed name that is difficult to trace to you. In all public and private conversations, always remember that Everything you say can and WILL be used against you. At work, say as little as you can to anyone while still performing your functions.

ONLY be honest and open with those closest to you, those who have demonstrated their own trustworthiness to you. Regard all others as suspect.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2020 05:37 PM (Kpl3J)

431 Heard over scanner:

"Community Armed Response unit #54. Please verify your location. Repeat, C.A.R. 54, Where are you?"

Posted by: Muldoon at June 11, 2020 05:38 PM (Fc5rx)

432 They have higher IQs, because IQs have always had the flaw of testing you on *What you have learned*, and since Asians put more effort into learning, they tend to test higher.
Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2020 05:31 PM (Eicbe)


IQ tests usually emphasize pattern recognition, not regurgitating specific learning. Questions I've seen run to complete the following sequence (e.g., a triangle, a square, a pentagon, then a choice of various shapes including a hexagon, that sort of thing).

Raven's matrices, for example, is an IQ test that has ONLY such questions, and can be administered to illiterates.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2020 05:38 PM (Fao6g)

433 >>>388 If it makes you feel better, ace, and I know it won't, the Japanese in Japan are quite un-woke.

well that brings up the point that the Chinese are ALSO unwoke, and in fact have a great word, baizhou, or something like that, meaning "White Left," as an all-purpose denigration for the stupid pieites of leftwing white goons.

So why do the Chinese in China look down on this horseshit while the Chinese in America buy into it?

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:38 PM (PbpT7)

434 378 People that went through Bragg and the people that live there, actually care blaster - Trump hears that heartbeat. It is why Trump works.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 11, 2020 05:27 PM (nFRLh)
---------------------------------
I care.
Deeply.
There is nothing that sickens me so much as this cultural destruction.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 11, 2020 05:41 PM (M/9m0)

435 They have higher IQs, because IQs have always had the flaw of testing you on *What you have learned*, and since Asians put more effort into learning, they tend to test higher.
Posted by: Axeman


That's actually the opposite of IQ testing.

IQ testing tets your ability to reason and think, not your memorized repository of knowledge.

They can give IQ tests to toddlers and five-year-olds. They can give IQ tests to tribespeople from some mountain village who don't have a written alphabet or education system. IQ is not a test of learned facts.

Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2020 05:41 PM (N9G0H)

436 The Chinese (in China) had this very upfront reason for rejecting The Last Jedi and Captain Marvel: Moviegoers said something like, "Well, in China, we think that the female stars of movies should be pretty, not plain."

LOL.

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:42 PM (PbpT7)

437 Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2020 05:41 PM (N9G0H)

Weren't you a ringer due to being the "beta tester" for IQ tests your parents developed, and almost got you into trouble for acing it later in life?

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 11, 2020 05:44 PM (ijEPD)

438 Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:42 PM (PbpT7)

They hid her rack. That was the problem.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 11, 2020 05:44 PM (2DOZq)

439 I was in Japan in 2018. I was able to stay in Airbnbs, but right after I returned, the government basically made Airbnb illegal in Japan. (Hosts now have to spend $20,000 getting a hotel license to host an Airbnb room; 98% of them dropped out, understandably.)

But WHY would the government outlaw Airbnb? They came right out and said it:

Airbnb allows foreigners to stay in residential areas. This freaks out the local Japanese, and rightfully so, because foreigners are all rapists and thieves. We banned Airbnb to make our nation safe from creepy foreigners.

Short version: Japan is far and away the most racist nation in the world.

Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2020 05:45 PM (N9G0H)

440 Old Raz might be the next winner of the game show, Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 11, 2020 05:46 PM (6moGI)

441 #40: '
If the US were to become anarchistic, the People's Army could just march in, kill the useless, move useful men into camps and use the women as sex toys.

I kind of wonder if that's the end goal here.'

That has been human history for about 10,000 years. It still happens in Africa today. Civilized societies gave up the practice.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 11, 2020 05:48 PM (hrRsI)

442 437 Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2020 05:41 PM (N9G0H)

Weren't you a ringer due to being the "beta tester" for IQ tests your parents developed, and almost got you into trouble for acing it later in life?
Posted by: Jeff Weimer


Not exactly. The story is this: My father wanted to become a social worker helping retarded kids, and part of his job would have been to administer IQ tests to determine who was retarded. But he was required to have 100 hours of practice before he could get his social work license. He was supposed to practice on random people -- different people each time. But instead he was lazy so he just practices giving the test to me and my sister over and over and over and over and over for months and months. Eventually I could ace it in a matter of minutes.

Posted by: zombie at June 11, 2020 05:50 PM (N9G0H)

443 "Free vegan pizza" indeed.
They wouldn't DARE try to charge money for that shit-on-a-shingle.

Posted by: jbspry at June 11, 2020 05:50 PM (8V4Sv)

444 322 Any idea how long until Raz assumes room temperature?

Posted by: nip at June 11, 2020 05:21 PM (Izot6)

Every street thug has shitloads of people who want him dead. Blacks in Seattle are far outnumbered by Hispanics, who can see for themselves that this is an easy mark to take over.

Posted by: kbdabear at June 11, 2020 05:50 PM (qAR6u)

445 If you live in a blue state, well, still contact an employment lawyer. There might be a civil case. Even in CA there is a law that forbids political discrimination.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2020 05:33 PM (ZxG8D)

Thanks... I'm in a formerly red state turned deep blue Maine.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 11, 2020 05:57 PM (9V81o)

446 I went through my FB friends (and will winnow them down more) and set everything I could to "only me" and 'private." I already used tweetdelete.net.

Posted by: vivi at June 11, 2020 05:58 PM (11H2y)

447 Of all the big base names only Hood was a decent commander. And even he fell way short when given a command of an Army. Bragg was awful.

Benning was never given command of an Army. He was from Georgia rather then Virginia so had no political connections.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 11, 2020 06:08 PM (eMtQa)

448 have you seen the critical drinker's (will jordan) attempt to 'fix' captain marvel, lol,

Benning and Bragg are hallmarks of excellence, like Hereford
the base of the SAS, or Colchester the paratrooper school,

Posted by: gaius martius at June 11, 2020 06:18 PM (hMlTh)

449 GOOD THINKING THERE NANCY.

It was intentional. There kneeling act was to re-enact the murder. You think any Democrat actually gives a shit about blacks?

Posted by: An Observation at June 11, 2020 06:18 PM (JxMuU)

450 Sharkman,

I'm in town. Anything I could do to help your mom?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 11, 2020 06:20 PM (YynYJ)

451 Sharkman and Diogenes, we are in the same boat. FIL is in their asst living uarters while MIL had 2 strokes and is the nursing home section.
So we aren't allowed to see them and he isn't allowed to visit her. Bad news the other day, he called and said she on a phone call accused him of cheating on her w/ "a blonde woman". It's either brain damage from the strokes or dementia, which may have been appearing over the last few yrs.
He's also upset by the news too. Jules said the same thing, turn it off if it bothers you.
Best wishes to both of your families and anyone else in this type of situation.

Posted by: Farmer at June 11, 2020 06:53 PM (3Yj85)

452 Actually this sounds good to me. I'd like to pay a visit to that Nazi collaborator Soros and let him know what people's justice is. Bloomberg, Gates and some others deserve a visit too. Not to mention the Hollyweird types who are forever lecturing normal people. In fact I bet the Antifa and BLM types would love to pay them a visit too.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at June 11, 2020 07:09 PM (Ju2mK)

453 #435 IQ tests given the randomized blacks come in at the 80's.

They can't get around this fact so they throw out the tests. The tests are faulty they say.

So how many Nobel prizes in the sciences have blacks won?

But is that because blacks have been excluded?


A Nobel prize winner named Shockley took a look at the situation and was damn near lynched for suggesting DNA was the root of the 'problem' of why blacks don't succeed at science.

It's a conundrum.

Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2020 07:09 PM (8DM7c)

454 329 >>>but I think, in general, very susceptible to wanting to be perceived as good, to having face, and therefore must adhere to the dominant cool culture

what about the asian belief in tradition and in merit? Shouldn't that outweight this crap?

And what about -- if I can be frank -- Asians' kinda-sorta racism? Or, let us say: Strong belief in the virtues of hteir own race and culture?

Is that MERGING with this SJW crusade against white people? That is, is SJW doctrine just a justification for their belief that they're superior to white people, a justification with an "academic" kind of flavor instead of just straight-up chauvinism?

Posted by: ace at June 11, 2020 05:22 PM (PbpT7)

*****

People are tribal. They look out for their own interests and their tribes first and foremost. Ideology serves the tribe, not vice-versa.

Jewish people have a question: "Yes, but is it good for the Jews?"

This isn't some StormFront attempt to slander them. That question just reflects their self interests, which we all have

Other tribes do too.

So...if playing the SJW game means you and your tribe get extra benefits, guess what? You play the game.

Tribes love affirmative action...if the costs are born by some other tribe.

The area where Asians are getting cross/irked with the whole SJW thing is of course...college applications, because that is one area where they are also bearing the cost (along with whites).

In most other areas, the SJW thing works for Asians.

So they support it.

Posted by: El Jefe ~ Blue Zones POW MIA ~ You Are Not Forgotten ~ at June 11, 2020 07:56 PM (Ae67h)

455 Rich Lowery is a street fightn' man!

Posted by: Mr. B at June 11, 2020 09:15 PM (NwDp6)

456 I don't see why Trump doesn't call their bluff, as a sovereign country they should have to show visas and passports to enter the US. So put the boarder patrol around the camp (and the Gov and mayor can't reject them because of it) start erecting walls and check points, and refuse entrance to the US (unless you can prove you are someone that lives in the the area who wants to flee) It'll be 2 weeks before they're screwed and we can say we'll allow them to reenter the US off they plead guilty to sedition (we'll even be kind and take the death penalty off the table) we'll also have to cut off all water and electricity, since we don't have any trade deals with them.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 12, 2020 12:11 AM (uTEdS)

457 Remember last week, when putting people on a reservation was the most racist, colonialist act in our nation's history? This week, the radical left is demanding it!

http://www.aimovement.org/

Posted by: Criticas at June 12, 2020 08:55 AM (u8T5m)

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