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Leftwing White Women Are In Some Contest To Prove They're the Most Hysterical Lunatics On the Planet and No One Else Is Even Competing for Second-Place
They've started a hashtag... #GoBaldforBLM.
Because #VirtueSignalling isn't just for Twitter now.Go bald to show support! #baldforBLM #blacklifematters pic.twitter.com/Ipt37673ol
— ich heiße mario (@hei_mario) June 5, 2020
Hey @chrissyteigen, why won’t you #goBaldForBLM? Why won’t you sacrifice your white hair in solidarity? As you can see, others have done so—why won’t you?
— Gonzalo Lira (@realGonzaloLira) June 5, 2020
please RT so that this reaches Ms. Teigen. And give a heart if you agree she’s a hypocrite if she doesn’t #goBaldForBLM. pic.twitter.com/6JU25IqZxh
I AM SCREAMING pic.twitter.com/tmL8jjICCr
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) June 5, 2020
Go bald to show support! #baldforBLM #blacklifematters pic.twitter.com/Ipt37673ol
— ich heiße mario (@hei_mario) June 5, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: UDM at June 05, 2020 07:26 PM (v9EIf)
Posted by: UDM at June 05, 2020 07:26 PM (v9EIf)
Yes, and.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2020 07:27 PM (ZxG8D)
Posted by: Pious Agnostic at June 05, 2020 07:27 PM (le5IN)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2020 07:28 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Bruce at June 05, 2020 07:28 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at June 05, 2020 07:28 PM (8/GUo)
Posted by: eastofsuez at June 05, 2020 07:29 PM (U2zca)
Posted by: cjhmhch at June 05, 2020 07:29 PM (eSgwh)
Posted by: Bruce at June 05, 2020 07:29 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 05, 2020 07:29 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 07:29 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Dad of Six at June 05, 2020 07:30 PM (TYtsv)
Posted by: Menack at June 05, 2020 07:30 PM (buTO7)
They are largely extremely unattractive people to begin with, and thus attempt to talk others into deliberately making themselves ugly so the communists don't feel as bad by comparison.
That's my armchair psychoanalysis.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 07:30 PM (hKLpI)
Posted by: DocJ at June 05, 2020 07:30 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 07:30 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: MikeN at June 05, 2020 07:30 PM (o/eHL)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 05, 2020 07:29 PM (naEeR)
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Well, they were using Asian hair for years.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 07:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
That THIS is now politicized is outright fucking evil.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping up and down. at June 05, 2020 07:30 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 05, 2020 07:30 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 07:30 PM (WwTwF)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2020 07:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at June 05, 2020 07:28 PM (8/GUo)
Or collaborated (slept) with Le Boche.
Posted by: Fox 2! at June 05, 2020 07:31 PM (koG+n)
Pretty young women can get away with kinky shit like this. It only accentuates their femininity, like wearing a tuxedo. An old bag with a chrome dome just looks like a really scary dyke, or a chemo patient.
Posted by: jbspry at June 05, 2020 07:31 PM (8V4Sv)
Posted by: DocJ
Ha!!
Excise me, I got some fish tank cleaner to quaff
Posted by: Bruce at June 05, 2020 07:31 PM (vd8XM)
...but they might be claiming that falsely, and might just be pretending they invented the idea in order to make all the people who shaved their heads feel like assholes.
Good enough for me.
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 07:31 PM (hbvhf)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 07:32 PM (WwTwF)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 07:32 PM (JCrfD)
I didn't realize that BLM had a "locks for love" division/sarc, because what the heck does shaving your head have to do with BLM.? Maybe they thought BLM meant "Bald Lives Matter."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 07:32 PM (+eVzC)
Posted by: DocJ at June 05, 2020 07:32 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 07:32 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 07:32 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at June 05, 2020 07:32 PM (1jlUc)
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 05, 2020 07:32 PM (wGeit)
Kneel down in the street to show you are against killing someone by kneeling on them.
What's next?
Throw themselves into a gas chamber to prove they are really, really, sorry for being white?
Posted by: LASue at June 05, 2020 07:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2020 07:33 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Citizen at June 05, 2020 07:33 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Pepper Brooks at June 05, 2020 07:33 PM (yk557)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2020 07:33 PM (sy5kK)
That THIS is now politicized is outright fucking evil.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping up and down
You're beautiful when you're angry......
Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 07:33 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 07:33 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 07:33 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Regular joe at June 05, 2020 07:33 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 05, 2020 07:33 PM (0IMgo)
Posted by: UDM at June 05, 2020 07:33 PM (v9EIf)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Dating a Skinhead Bitch Tits at June 05, 2020 07:34 PM (+dsLj)
I saw that the Emma Watson was a fake but it was used to get gullible lefty white broads to shave their heads
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 07:34 PM (SZ6s/)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at June 05, 2020 07:34 PM (m6J9W)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:34 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2020 07:33 PM (uEbPt)
That's just the effect of the HQ. Let it go, join us, be a Moron.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 05, 2020 07:34 PM (0QYMt)
Keep These Animals Off The Streets
https://tinyurl.com/yacwzjv6
Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 07:34 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: white skank at June 05, 2020 07:34 PM (RbuLE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:34 PM (s2VJv)
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That shit's hard to get off--not that I know!
Posted by: Ralph Northam at June 05, 2020 07:35 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2020 07:35 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 07:35 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 07:35 PM (El6T/)
Actually, this one isn't useless because it really does expose them as not as attractive as they think they are (and their stylists ensure).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 05, 2020 07:35 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 07:35 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 07:35 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: white skank at June 05, 2020 07:34 PM (RbuLE)
"Finger on the pulse. Two fingers"
- - Joey Brainbleed
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:35 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Ha at June 05, 2020 07:35 PM (SJDa9)
Posted by: Bald for BLM at June 05, 2020 07:36 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Han Yolo at June 05, 2020 07:36 PM (k5hWy)
They guy they murdered in Riverside, looks like all he did was refuse their invitation to join the march.
In other words, minding his own bidness.
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 05, 2020 07:36 PM (w7KSn)
Then, you tell them that they can go out and party, but only if they do so by supporting your movement.
Of course you are getting thousands of people at these demonstrations - it's the only allowable social outlet they've had for weeks.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 07:36 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Skinhead O'Connor at June 05, 2020 07:36 PM (PRj5x)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at June 05, 2020 07:36 PM (Cbv9I)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2020 07:30 PM
That tends to lend credence to 4chan's hoax claim.
Posted by: Spiny Norman at June 05, 2020 07:36 PM (YJhzI)
Posted by: Sinead O'Connor at June 05, 2020 07:37 PM (sWM8x)
Actually, this one isn't useless because it really does expose them as not as attractive as they think they are (and their stylists ensure).
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 05, 2020 07:35 PM (dLLD6)
So long as the hair actually gets to Locks for Love or another similar group, let them do this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping up and down. at June 05, 2020 07:37 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 07:37 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 07:37 PM (arJlL)
Remember the meme?
Step 1: (Do something stupid)
Step 2: ...
Step 3: Profit!
Well, we have now found out what is Step 2...
Step 1: Loot, riot, pillage, vandalize, arson
Step 2: Major companies all across the country write public virtue-signaling missives acknowledging the reasons you set forth for your looting, rioting, pillaging, vandalizing & arson and pledge millions of dollars to the race-baiting organizations of your choosing
Step 3: Profit!
The Left now has a blueprint for how to keep their domestic terror business going indefinitely.
When you negotiate with terrorism, you get more of it. When you subsidize something, you get more of it.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 05, 2020 07:37 PM (Do5/p)
Both the Vichy and the Quislings are excellent role models for these trying times.
- Blue State Mayors, Guvnors, and other American traitors.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2020 07:37 PM (sy5kK)
What I see is a bunch of mega-wealthy white women trying to look like African princesses.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2020 07:37 PM (xWtao)
Posted by: Ha at June 05, 2020 07:37 PM (SJDa9)
Posted by: Dingbat at June 05, 2020 07:37 PM (N0gU3)
Posted by: TidePod Nation at June 05, 2020 07:37 PM (TBe7S)
Posted by: UDM at June 05, 2020 07:38 PM (v9EIf)
Plus, if that really is Emma Watson, she makes a very unattractive skinhead.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 05, 2020 07:38 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Sinead O'Connor at June 05, 2020 07:37 PM (sWM8x)
I beat you to it, bitch.
Posted by: GI Jane at June 05, 2020 07:38 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Infidel at June 05, 2020 07:38 PM (UPF6H)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2020 07:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Ha at June 05, 2020 07:37 PM (SJDa9)
I saw Ball Licking Menstruators open for Pussy Riot at the Kremlin in '14.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:38 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Bosk at June 05, 2020 07:38 PM (gQzBS)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 07:39 PM (Zmnko)
*giggles*
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 07:33 PM (AFSld)
Unfortunately, I do too now....but I taught her the best moves
Posted by: Harvey Weinstien at June 05, 2020 07:39 PM (k5hWy)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 05, 2020 07:38 PM (nAiE/)
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Are you talking about Malcolm in the Middle?
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 07:39 PM (Eicbe)
Oh no you don't once you start commenting you can't go back.
One of us one of us.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping up and down. at June 05, 2020 07:39 PM (GbPPJ)
Absolutely. Torpedo Squadron 6's sacrifice was key to leaving the Japanese fleet open to the dive bombers.
Ensign George Gay was the only one alive to appreciate the significance of their work.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 07:39 PM (I2/tG)
Is this white women being "owned" by the black men who have conquered the white men?
I not sayin' it is. I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 07:39 PM (iKgfy)
Posted by: zombie Telly Savalas at June 05, 2020 07:39 PM (yk557)
It's the third horrific assault video by "protesters" I've seen so far - in the one case, I know the victim survived because he actually tweeted from the hospital. In the other other, not sure, though a *14-yr old white kid* was arrested for participating in the assault.
The racism, ignorance, idiocy, and barbarism on display by many "protesters" and rioters alike is shocking.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 07:39 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Komissar Vladimir at June 05, 2020 07:28 PM (8/GUo)
You had to be a German sausage warmer to get your head shaved.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at June 05, 2020 07:39 PM (Cbv9I)
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at June 05, 2020 07:39 PM (L106N)
OF COURSE THEY'LL DO IT.
Even if 4Chan DIDN'T do it, it's fucking retarded.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 07:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at June 05, 2020 07:32 PM (1jlUc)
unfortunately, you may be correct this time.
Hang in there, B.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2020 07:40 PM (sy5kK)
I joked earlier in the year i was going to shave an Anti-Hitler mustache and try to get people to follow along to prove how Anti-Nazi they were, but i get reality beat me to it.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 05, 2020 07:40 PM (uTEdS)
Posted by: freaked bo peeped at June 05, 2020 07:40 PM (caLq2)
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 07:40 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: CN at June 05, 2020 07:40 PM (j5am2)
...but they might be claiming that falsely, and might just be pretending they invented the idea in order to make all the people who shaved their heads feel like assholes.
Posted by: Ace at 07:25 PM
Yeah, did any of these people stop and ask themselves "how does shaving my head to make me look like a white supremacist skinhead show that I support Black Lives Matter?"
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 05, 2020 07:40 PM (Do5/p)
Posted by: UDM at June 05, 2020 07:40 PM (v9EIf)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 07:39 PM (Zmnko)
Isn't it awesome?
Posted by: AMERICAN CORPORATIONS at June 05, 2020 07:40 PM (SJDa9)
Posted by: Nancy P. at June 05, 2020 07:40 PM (DMUuz)
Some of those girls hair isn't even long enough to use in a wig.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: UDM at June 05, 2020 07:38 PM (v9EIf)
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So..... You're like Ralph Machio catchin a fly with chopsticks in the Karate Kid.
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Pornhub at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (SgjGX)
Hey, here's a thought for Emma and the girls: carve swastikas in your forehead to REALLY show your support for a race war.
Winning.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (s2VJv)
The BLM protests are now hostile to any passers by non participants.
They guy they murdered in Riverside, looks like all he did was refuse their invitation to join the march.
In other words, minding his own bidness.
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 05, 2020 07:36 PM (w7KSn)
navybrat, I can't find it on (spit) Google - it just comes up with a shooting from 2009. Any more info from the area?
Posted by: Longtime Lurker at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (9uvCA)
Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (L9+g/)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Emmie at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (clsJu)
Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Susan Sulley at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: Menack at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Decaf at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM (xarPm)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM (2nB2+)
Posted by: UDM at June 05, 2020 07:40 PM (v9EIf)
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One of us!
One of us!
Gooble gobble, gooble gobble!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM (1jlUc)
Is this white women being "owned" by the black men who have conquered the white men?
I not sayin' it is. I'm just sayin'.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 07:39 PM (iKgfy)
Yes, and they also made them wear masks to cover their faces. Standard slavery 101.
Now, the BLM folks are celebrating it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Yul Brynner at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM (PRj5x)
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM (95j/9)
One look in the mirror should do that.
Posted by: socalcon at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM (Roy2Z)
Are you an oppositionist?
You know what happens to oppositionists, don't you?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Now! at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM (I2/tG)
90%? 97%?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM (0QYMt)
Can 2020 get any more lousy with the Holocaust similes?
Dammit, get a hold of yourselves!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Menack at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (buTO7)
"That's hot!"
- - Joey SexKnuckles
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM (s2VJv)
*giggles*
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 07:33 PM (AFSld)
Unfortunately, I do too now....but I taught her the best moves
Posted by: Harvey Weinstien at June 05, 2020 07:39 PM (k5hWy)
With what?
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 05, 2020 07:43 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Emmie at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (clsJu)
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You need some Science!
Posted by: Science's Groupies at June 05, 2020 07:43 PM (Eicbe)
By Leftist standards, that would make it twice as true.
Posted by: mikeski at June 05, 2020 07:43 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: UDM at June 05, 2020 07:40 PM (v9EIf)
Don't fall for AtC's social pressure, or accept any large FEDEX packages from her.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 07:43 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Dingbat at June 05, 2020 07:43 PM (N0gU3)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:43 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Black Dicks Matter at June 05, 2020 07:43 PM (sWM8x)
Absolutely. Torpedo Squadron 6's sacrifice was key to leaving the Japanese fleet open to the dive bombers.
Ensign George Gay was the only one alive to appreciate the significance of their work.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 07:39 PM (I2/tG)
The fatal five minutes
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2020 07:43 PM (ejsiI)
Posted by: Mongo at June 05, 2020 07:43 PM (hrqrN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 07:43 PM (+eVzC)
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 07:44 PM (gLRfa)
Keeping the sock because it fits.
Posted by: Glee Wig at June 05, 2020 07:44 PM (V8zw+)
Posted by: AFFA at June 05, 2020 07:44 PM (Hd41o)
Tomorrow they may need their hair to color for different virtual signalling.
Posted by: Decaf at June 05, 2020 07:44 PM (xarPm)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 07:44 PM (WwTwF)
Yeah, baby.
Posted by: Black Dicks Matter at June 05, 2020 07:43 PM (sWM8x)
"I need a thrill."
- - Anita Hill
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:44 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 07:32 PM (+eVzC
Ha! Good one, Fen!
Posted by: Emmie at June 05, 2020 07:44 PM (clsJu)
Huh.
Posted by: Circa (I
==
don't know why, but I am laughing hysterically
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 07:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 07:44 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 07:44 PM (Zmnko)
I seem to remember reading somewhere a theory that women deal with emotional trauma by physically mutilating themselves, thus making their internal pain external.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2020 07:44 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 07:44 PM (hbvhf)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM (AFSld)"
LUL
Posted by: Glee Wig at June 05, 2020 07:45 PM (V8zw+)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 07:45 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 07:45 PM (gLRfa)
Huh.
Posted by: Circa (I
He would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their dog.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2020 07:45 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 07:44 PM (WwTwF)
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I believe they did.
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 07:45 PM (Eicbe)
Real action? Cutting your hair is 'real action'?
Protesting kills the coronavirus. And shaving your head cures racism. Who'd of thunk it. Party of science, right there buddy boy.
Posted by: Hiliary at June 05, 2020 07:45 PM (dy+ck)
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THATS IT!!
Squeaky Fromme
THATS who Emma looks like!
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 07:45 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 07:45 PM (I2/tG)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Nancy P. at June 05, 2020 07:40 PM (DMUuz)
Shave your chin. That will count.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 07:45 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Gollum at June 05, 2020 07:45 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 07:45 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM
Call me.
Posted by: Cora Segal at June 05, 2020 07:45 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 07:45 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 07:44 PM (hbvhf)
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And sane--totally sane.
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 07:45 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 07:45 PM (oVJmc)
References to the Battle of Midway on a thread about idiot actresses shaving their heads.
Reason #788 why AOSHQ Is "Award-Winning."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:45 PM (s2VJv)
Then, you tell them that they can go out and party, but only if they do so by supporting your movement.
Of course you are getting thousands of people at these demonstrations - it's the only allowable social outlet they've had for weeks.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 07:36 PM (I2/tG)
Again I ask, how do like my transforming America?
Pretty cool, huh?
Posted by: Barack Obama at June 05, 2020 07:46 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: It's me donna
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Pretty sure it's a duck quacking like a duck.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 07:46 PM (iKgfy)
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THATS IT!!
Squeaky Fromme
THATS who Emma looks like!
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 07:45 PM (nw6Hr)
More like Krenwinkle (sp) or Van Houten.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:46 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2020 07:46 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Spiderlord at June 05, 2020 07:46 PM (DXTEG)
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 07:46 PM (gLRfa)
Unfortunately, I do too now....but I taught her the best moves
Posted by: Harvey Weinstien at June 05, 2020 07:39 PM (k5hWy)
With what?
Posted by: Ace's liver at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM (wGeit)
I'm so ashamed!
Posted by: The Ficus at June 05, 2020 07:46 PM (0QYMt)
I pray or or eat chocolate or sometimes have an extra glass of wine. Never cut my hair because I'm upset.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 07:46 PM (+eVzC)
Posted by: The BallLick at June 05, 2020 07:46 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (JCrfD)
She's so white, she shits Queen of England shaped turds, wipes her ass with Union Jack embroidered toilet paper and pisses Earl Grey Tea bags....not the tea, the actual bags.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstien at June 05, 2020 07:46 PM (k5hWy)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Got Bad Knees, so GFY at June 05, 2020 07:47 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 05, 2020 07:47 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Menack at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (buTO7)
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Ick, ick, ick! Bald pussy!
Posted by: Cheech Wizard at June 05, 2020 07:47 PM (1jlUc)
Most of the Manson chicks were just average, but she was really, really cute.
Crazy as shit, of course, but cute.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 07:47 PM (hKLpI)
Protesting kills the coronavirus. And shaving your head cures racism. Who'd of thunk it. Party of science, right there buddy boy.
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I thought posting a black square cured racism?
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 07:47 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Menack at June 05, 2020 07:47 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 07:47 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: drerbrerard at June 05, 2020 07:47 PM (dh/oj)
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 07:47 PM (gLRfa)
Yeah, baby.
Posted by: Black Dicks Matter at June 05, 2020 07:43 PM (sWM8x)
************
That's what the kneelers are for.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 07:48 PM (wiXsO)
Containing two or more of the following:
1. Bald/shaved and or unnaturally short hair (including shaving one side of the head)
2. Bright coloration other than genetic hair colors (not including Ginger)3. Permanent scowl, sneer, or look of disgust
4. Facial tattoos of any kind5. Facial jewelry (other than 'normal' pierced ears)6. SJW clothing or propaganda
7. Brian Stetler body (lumpy bread dough and or Idaho potato shape)
Posted by: nevyan at June 05, 2020 07:48 PM (a7HML)
Posted by: RoyalOil at June 05, 2020 07:47 PM (aO8Gd)
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Racism is more tenacious than thought.
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 07:48 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at June 05, 2020 07:48 PM (ja/kn)
Its the rumor. Everyone is talking about it. Tweet this out please and make sure Nicole Kidman gets the message. I'm leaving for Nashville right now.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, live from Pandemia at June 05, 2020 07:48 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 07:48 PM (uQFnR)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 07:41 PM (JCrfD)
She's so white, she shits Queen of England shaped turds, wipes her ass with Union Jack embroidered toilet paper and pisses Earl Grey Tea bags....not the tea, the actual bags.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstien at June 05, 2020 07:46 PM (k5hWy)
So white she makes Lilith Crane look like Aunt Jemima.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:48 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 07:48 PM (AFSld)
No, extorting monies from stupid gullible "woke" whiteys cures racism
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 07:48 PM (Zmnko)
And the now bald idiots haven't realized that they've been had yet?
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 07:48 PM (gLRfa)
"The election will be decided by college educated white women in the Philadelphia suburbs".
I heard it re-played shortly after it was stated by some mslsd or cnn imbecile. I kid you not. Lock in tough as it gets off the fuking wall wild on the way to November... well past 2016 vs The Cuhnt.
Posted by: featherstone at June 05, 2020 07:48 PM (+/4Mh)
Posted by: Splunge at June 05, 2020 07:48 PM (dOV9E)
And men have to do a starring role in drag? Can't remember the source, unfortunately. Anyone heard of that before? Or did I dream that up??
Posted by: Prime sistah at June 05, 2020 07:49 PM (tQL7r)
Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at June 05, 2020 07:49 PM (ljNi9)
No, extorting monies from stupid gullible "woke" whiteys cures racism
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 07:48 PM (Zmnko)
Charlie Weaver or Wally Cox???
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:49 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 07:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2020 07:49 PM (myI6j)
She went to Brown. So much for Ivy education.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 07:49 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: JAS at June 05, 2020 07:50 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: jsg at June 05, 2020 07:50 PM (fDIwz)
So white she makes Edgar Winter look like Shaka Zulu.
So white she makes a supernova look like a black hole.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 07:50 PM (hKLpI)
Yup, they're called "Trauma Bangs" for a reason.
(Bangs cut at home by women that have to be fixed by a stylist or left to grow out)
Posted by: Ktgreat at June 05, 2020 07:50 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 07:50 PM (OzQGF)
Posted by: JAS at June 05, 2020 07:51 PM (2BZBZ)
If there was no "twitter," people wouldn't be doing 1/1000th of this stupid shit.
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 07:51 PM (hbvhf)
Posted by: Splunge at June 05, 2020 07:51 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 07:51 PM (oVJmc)
Isn't cutting her hair pretty much the stereotypical thing a woman does when she's upset?
I seem to remember reading somewhere a theory that women deal with
emotional trauma by physically mutilating themselves, thus making their
internal pain external.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2020 07:44 PM (SgjGX)
Britney Spears got declared incompetent and assigned a guardian when she shaved her hair.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 05, 2020 07:51 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: nevyan at June 05, 2020 07:48 PM (a7HML)
That was really uncalled for.
What do you have against Idaho potatoes?
Posted by: Idaho Potato Commission at June 05, 2020 07:51 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: JAS at June 05, 2020 07:51 PM (2BZBZ)
Wonder if the dude on their baseball or football team who wears the #25 gets the joke...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:52 PM (s2VJv)
She's so white they almost named her Pillsbury.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 05, 2020 07:52 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 07:52 PM (Z4rgH)
Leftwing White Women Are In Some Contest To Prove They're the Most Hysterical Lunatics On the Planet and No One Else Is Even Competing for Second-Place
Damn, woman. You win.
Posted by: Arkham Asylum Patients' Association at June 05, 2020 07:52 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: nevyan
sad coz I'd like to color my hair a fun color sometimes, but can't do that without it being seen as political anymore
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 07:53 PM (WwTwF)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 05, 2020 07:53 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: JAS at June 05, 2020 07:53 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Hermione Granger at June 05, 2020 07:53 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2020 07:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at June 05, 2020 07:49 PM (ljNi9)
It is. But was used to get the suckers to fall for it. Well if a "celebrity" did I have to too
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 07:53 PM (2nB2+)
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 07:53 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: chemist at June 05, 2020 07:53 PM (ep5hL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 07:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mike in the Hinterlands at June 05, 2020 07:49 PM (ljNi9)
205 199 I thought posting a black square cured racism?
It's alright - no one here is taking her half as serious as she takes herself.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 05, 2020 07:53 PM (0QYMt)
I seem to remember reading somewhere a theory that women deal with emotional trauma by physically mutilating themselves, thus making their internal pain external.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2020 07:44 PM (SgjGX)
It's what Brittany Spears did. So much sadness coupled with idiocy.
Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at June 05, 2020 07:53 PM (L9+g/)
Hopefully there will be a few strikes at the Philly suburbs by Antifa and their black allies this summer.
I'll be really interested in seeing how Bellevue, Washington votes in November - virtue signaling seems more problematic when stores are getting looted blocks from your house.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 07:54 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 05, 2020 07:54 PM (HhXSr)
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If only it were Princesston.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2020 07:54 PM (+y/Ru)
hahahah ! this is insane ! cruel and unusual haircut procedure !
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 07:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Hilarious. But you know she's exactly the kind of looney SJW that would do something like that.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 07:55 PM (gLRfa)
Hopefully there will be a few strikes at the Philly suburbs by Antifa and their black allies this summer.
I'll be really interested in seeing how Bellevue, Washington votes in November - virtue signaling seems more problematic when stores are getting looted blocks from your house.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 07:54 PM (I2/tG)
Very liberal friend of mine who lives in Center City Philly told me yesterday he is contemplating buying a gun.
Make of that what you will.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:55 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Brown Graduates! at June 05, 2020 07:55 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 07:55 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Adriane the Multi Thread Programming Manual Reader ... at June 05, 2020 07:56 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2020 07:56 PM (u/mHG)
Make of that what you will.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:55 PM (s2VJv)
will vote democrat, but will own a gun ?
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 07:56 PM (iKgfy)
Call me skeptical, but I wouldn't be surprised if Emma had a film role coming up where she had to be bald.
Posted by: chemist at June 05, 2020 07:53 PM (ep5hL)
Heh. That was MY first thought.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2020 07:57 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 07:57 PM (mht8P)
"Help, my neighborhood is getting torched and my family beaten! Where are the police?!"
Yep. We're dealing with the calm, cool, and collected.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 05, 2020 07:57 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: banned back together, not bald at June 05, 2020 07:57 PM (0pJc1)
Posted by: JAS at June 05, 2020 07:57 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 07:52 PM (Z4rgH)
** pushes cane toads thru USB **
Posted by: Adriane the Multi Thread Programming Manual Reader ... at June 05, 2020 07:57 PM (LPnfS)
Reminds me of the women in The World According to Garp who cut out their own tongues to show "solidarity" with a rape victim whose tongue had been cut out.
Posted by: Hands at June 05, 2020 07:57 PM (786Ro)
That's it. Close the books. Shut it all down. We have reached peak female stupidity to conform.
In a way it's almost self punishment.
Most all of these women make their money off their looks.
Here's a secret tho. It's NOT much of a sacrifice cause they know (if they don't already HAVE a bunch of wigs) that they can get a wig for anything they need one for. EXPENSIVE wigs that cost thousands.
Unlike the poor store clerk down the street who idolizes these maniacs and cuts her hair. She probably can't afford a polyvinyl wig at 29.99.
You KNOW what those look like. Bozo the clown comes to mind.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 05, 2020 07:57 PM (PrJJl)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 05, 2020 07:58 PM (sWM8x)
Call me skeptical, but I wouldn't be surprised if Emma had a film role coming up where she had to be bald.
Posted by: chemist at June 05, 2020 07:53 PM (ep5hL)
Heh. That was MY first thought.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2020 07:57 PM (EGyGV)
Remake of THX-1138, thank you very much.
Posted by: Hermione Granger at June 05, 2020 07:58 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 07:58 PM (xPl2J)
Emma is a 30 year old beautiful single woman self-partnering with herself.
In other words, a fucking lunatic. I'd do her.
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2020 07:58 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: JAS at June 05, 2020 07:58 PM (2BZBZ)
When I was out on my walking trail, I saw not one but two young (16-18ish) ladies about 30 minutes apart with bald heads. First time one was with a friend with long blonde hair, I assumed possible chemo - or perhaps donating? Second time was a girl with her family, and the odd hit.
It wasn't until I saw the twitter thing it clicked. So I'm more than inclined to believe it since 2 high-school or college freshman age indoctrinates in the SF Bay Area seems absolutely on target. If I'm out and about this weekend and see one more I'll know for sure.
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 05, 2020 07:58 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 07:58 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: trev006 at June 05, 2020 07:58 PM (qvEe8)
Harvard, Yale, or Princeton should have taken me, damnit!
Posted by: Brown Graduates!
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And yet, and yet...Amy Carter managed to flunk out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2020 07:59 PM (1554F)
The election will be decided by the amount of fraudulent voting that is allowed and/or unchallenged.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 05, 2020 07:59 PM (NZbXf)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 07:59 PM (mht8P)
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Well, at least they're diverse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2020 07:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JAS at June 05, 2020 08:00 PM (2BZBZ)
245 Very liberal friend of mine who lives in Center City Philly told me yesterday he is contemplating buying a gun.
Make of that what you will.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:55 PM (s2VJv)
will vote democrat, but will own a gun ?
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)
************
He does realize that Beto is going to be Biden's gun czar
Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 08:00 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Hands at June 05, 2020 08:00 PM (786Ro)
Now no one can be sure and if it was real they have short-circuited the phony virtue signalling because no one knows for sure.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:00 PM (oVJmc)
Emma is a 30 year old beautiful single woman self-partnering with herself.
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2020 07:58 PM (95j/9)
So when she beats off with both hands, does that count as a threesome?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2020 08:00 PM (EGyGV)
Very liberal friend of mine who lives in Center City Philly told me yesterday he is contemplating buying a gun.
Make of that what you will.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:55 PM (s2VJv)
You would like to think they have been mugged by reality. But that is probably not true.
The logical explanation, considering the sources they watch and trust, is they are scared of these White Supremacists running rampant protesting against a black man being killed at the hands of a white racist cop.
Posted by: jsg at June 05, 2020 08:00 PM (fDIwz)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 08:00 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 07:58 PM (xPl2J)
The law of gravity was a bitch.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 05, 2020 08:00 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Menack at June 05, 2020 08:01 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 05, 2020 08:01 PM (8B6Ng)
I wonder if they are planning to try to maintain the blockade through tomorrow.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 08:01 PM (I2/tG)
Today I got an email from an artist I bought some stuff from. He wanted to point out that today if you buy something from Bandcamp, then the company waives all fees and everything goes to the artist.
Cool!
...Then he says, "I don't want you to buy anything of mine. Buy something from one of these following black artists."
Not cool.
Fuck you, pal. We're done.
If you think blacks are oppressed in the music industry, you're fucking insane.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 08:01 PM (iKgfy)
Doesn't Brown have one of those "Choose your own curriculum'' programs?
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:01 PM (gLRfa)
I KNEW IT ...
Posted by: USA Today Gun Reporter at June 05, 2020 08:01 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: JAS
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This week they have drawn a blank on several answers that are common knowledge to people older than 29.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2020 08:01 PM (1554F)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JAS at June 05, 2020 08:02 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 08:02 PM (aKsyK)
.357 Sig or .357 Mag?
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 08:02 PM (hbvhf)
Posted by: JackStraw
You have to roll around in the woke culture mud in order to understand. It's something about white women being privileged with straight, light colored hair. So obviously to the thought-thugs they have to make amends. Or something.
It's all a ball of idiocy that's been building for decades while our Betters in the GOP ignored it and told us it was only just a silly university thing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2020 08:03 PM (ZxG8D)
Posted by: nevyan
sad coz I'd like to color my hair a fun color sometimes, but can't do that without it being seen as political anymore
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 07:53 PM (WwTwF)
I say go for it! Why should the lefties get all the fun? We need to take back the fun. Colorful hair if we want, rainbows, and whatever else they've claimed for their own.
Posted by: California Girl (not Caligirl) at June 05, 2020 08:03 PM (L9+g/)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 08:03 PM (m45I2)
A racist Latino man with a chainsaw threatened White protesters supporting #BlackLivesMatter in McAllen, TX
Uh, only white people can be racis' because POWER.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JAS at June 05, 2020 08:03 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 05, 2020 08:03 PM (HhXSr)
Very liberal friend of mine who lives in Center City Philly told me yesterday he is contemplating buying a gun.
Make of that what you will.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 07:55 PM (s2VJv)
Wasn't his great grandfather one of those guys on the Titanic who played in that string quintet, after they hit the iceberg, but still serving champagne to the 1st class passengers?
Too little, too late then as well.
And the band played on.
https://tinyurl.com/muht299
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2020 08:03 PM (sy5kK)
Hopefully he knows that.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:03 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 08:03 PM (Emy1O)
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 08:03 PM (xPl2J)
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I'd say toss them in the Willamette, but we've just gotten it cleaned up.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 05, 2020 08:04 PM (1jlUc)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:04 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 08:04 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Peter Ustinov at June 05, 2020 08:04 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: iandeal at June 05, 2020 08:04 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: JAS at June 05, 2020 07:58 PM (2BZBZ)
An empty gun is a hammer.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 05, 2020 08:04 PM (PrJJl)
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Remember...
Hot.
Single.
Sane.
A woman only has to be 2 out of those 3.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 08:04 PM (iKgfy)
*********
MI Supreme Court Sides with 77-Year-Old Barber over Gov. Whitmer 7-0
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Bitchmer must be in to S&M
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 08:04 PM (uQFnR)
Alopecia deliriums
Probably should be a code for that.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 08:03 PM (m45I2)
#BaldForOil - John D. Rockefeller
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 08:05 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: JAS
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I know! If you throw it at Superman, he'll just duck.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 08:05 PM (iKgfy)
Alopecia (capitis) totalis (self-inflicted) initial encounter
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 08:05 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 08:02 PM (aKsyK)
Show yer ta tas for U.N.C.L.E.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 08:05 PM (2nB2+)
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 08:04 PM (iKgfy)
You forgot BREATHING. And THAT'S the only qualifier.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 05, 2020 08:05 PM (PrJJl)
That having been said, Mrs. LiT didn't look too bad when she was on chemo.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at June 05, 2020 08:05 PM (ExV1e)
He thought he was studying for the bra exam.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2020 07:59 PM (mht8P)
Great. A dyslexic, drunk and stoned lawyer.
He'll make a great Senator.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 08:05 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Menack at June 05, 2020 08:05 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Adriane the Music History Critic ... at June 05, 2020 08:05 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: jakee308 at June 05, 2020 08:05 PM (PrJJl)
This week they have drawn a blank on several answers that are common knowledge to people older than 29.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2020 08:01 PM (1554F)
What is The Constitution of the United States?"
crickets.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 05, 2020 08:06 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2020 08:06 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: I Have Questions at June 05, 2020 08:06 PM (+v+zN)
Posted by: nevyan at June 05, 2020 08:06 PM (a7HML)
Plainly defined in Volume III, Section 8, Chapter 11, Verse 13 of CalvinBall. Do better.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at June 05, 2020 08:06 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:06 PM (gLRfa)
Just noticed Trump used "mass incarceration" in a tweet.
Looking forward to "systemic racism" sometime soon.
Jeebus.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 08:06 PM (El6T/)
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MI Supreme Court Sides with 77-Year-Old Barber over Gov. Whitmer 7-0
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It's good news Friday.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 08:07 PM (tmA71)
Posted by: Infidel at June 05, 2020 07:38 PM (UPF6H)
I hang out here because it is an island of sanity.
Posted by: Emmie at June 05, 2020 08:07 PM (clsJu)
Great. A dyslexic, drunk and stoned lawyer.
He'll make a great Senator.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 08:05 PM (Z4rgH)
Worked for me and the wife.
Posted by: Senator and Mrs Blutarsky at June 05, 2020 08:07 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer
If you feel the need to sport a hip howitzer. Go with the Mag I a six shot revolver. No brass to pick up and there's plenty of marinara sauce for the rats in the gutter to lap up.
Just remember to file a "v" in the nose of your bullets.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 05, 2020 08:07 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2020 08:07 PM (NiXyF)
I don't know, Emma is bat shit crazy so who knows? Could be real.
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2020 08:06 PM (6f16T)
Well at least she can still oil her pubes.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2020 08:07 PM (xWtao)
Great. A dyslexic, drunk and stoned lawyer.
He'll make a great Senator.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 08:05 PM (Z4rgH)
And what a pilot!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:07 PM (oVJmc)
Well one week into June we know that BLM >>>>> LGBTQRSTUVWXYZ because there is nothing about the pride shit so far
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 08:08 PM (2nB2+)
Posted by: jsg at June 05, 2020 08:08 PM (fDIwz)
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Don't have to go that far, just strip down, rub your self with a stick of butter then pop into a 400 degree oven for a couple of hours.
You'll brown up nicely.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at June 05, 2020 08:08 PM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Brian Stelter at June 05, 2020 08:08 PM (dOV9E)
Hot.
Single.
Sane.
A woman only has to be 2 out of those 3.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 08:04 PM (iKgfy)
Not true. I met this girl and she's like an 8 or a 9 hot, but she's chill. She's super chill, like only a 2 or a 3 crazy...
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2020 08:08 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:08 PM (cF8AT)
Rumor has it, Emma Watson is so white and British she does a version of "Ministry of Silly Walks" to recover from casting couch dry anal sex
Posted by: Han Yolo at June 05, 2020 08:08 PM (k5hWy)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 05, 2020 08:08 PM (svbBD)
He'll make a great Senator.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 08:05 PM (Z4rgH)
Well, he's as sentient as all the other ones so he'll fit right in.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 08:08 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:08 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at June 05, 2020 08:09 PM (1jlUc)
From Paul Sperry:
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New charges filed by Minnesota AG Keith Ellison ... put police on notice any future restraining of suspects who resist arrest,regardless of technique or use of force, can be viewed as felony "assault in the third degree"
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 08:09 PM (Eicbe)
Just remember to file a "v" in the nose of your bullets.
Posted by: BifBewalski
I'm unaware. Do tell.
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 08:09 PM (hbvhf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 08:09 PM (Emy1O)
Posted by: Infidel at June 05, 2020 07:38 PM (UPF6H)
I hang out here because it is an island of sanity.
LOL I wouldn't go that far... Lets just say "in comparison."
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 08:09 PM (Zmnko)
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MI Supreme Court Sides with 77-Year-Old Barber over Gov. Whitmer 7-0
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Bitchmer must be in to S&M
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05,
2020 08:04 PM (uQFnR)
No! He was impertinent to me! Impertinent!
Posted by: Wretched Gretchen - The Wicked Witch of the Wolverines at June 05, 2020 08:09 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 05, 2020 08:08 PM (svbBD)
They can only keep it up in the cities they control. Let them. Let those cities die. No money to Minneapolis, let it go bankrupt.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:09 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Anne Hathaway at June 05, 2020 08:09 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Adriane the Music History Critic ... at June 05, 2020 08:09 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer
That's raysisss. At least you're not sipping a white girl (chardonnay) from crystal glasses
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 05, 2020 08:10 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: JAS at June 05, 2020 08:10 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: jsg at June 05, 2020 08:10 PM (fDIwz)
Any of these chicks up for the role of Fantine in a local production of "Les Miserables"?
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 08:10 PM (iKgfy)
Didn't that one pop star shave her head or cut her hair down to nothing and bleach it in protest of Trump's election?
It's all just performative bullshit. Isn't anyone going to actually stand up to the extortion brigade? Because, all this is just extortion now: "Do what we want or we will end you."
Posted by: soulpile at June 05, 2020 08:10 PM (rwZk1)
Posted by: White Liberal Comfort Girls at June 05, 2020 08:10 PM (EgshT)
Call in the scoops!
Posted by: Soylent Blue at June 05, 2020 08:10 PM (HhXSr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:08 PM (V2Yro)
It's the purest example of ace's line: "You don't need God to have religion, just sin and The Devil."
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2020 08:10 PM (SgjGX)
He should have majored in Art History and stayed away from flight school. He still would have been elected. That shows you how truly stupid he was.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:10 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 05, 2020 08:10 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: jdgalt at June 05, 2020 08:10 PM (3SFo/)
Goes to twitter
https://tinyurl.com/y78yu3uhSub-Saharan wildlife is known to attack XX:1. Twatter has it in "cali" even though it's been repeated in elsewhere over the past 10 days. But of worthy note is that a finely sharpened then stropped ZT350 can be extremely effective at ankle level used to induce exsanguination. As the "protests" are up on death watch I'll likely be denied the opportunity to demonstrate its efficacy for cell phone cameras. Too bad, open artery streaming is really something to witness as I once did back in 68-69.
Posted by: featherstone at June 05, 2020 08:10 PM (+/4Mh)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 05, 2020 08:11 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: Downcast at June 05, 2020 08:11 PM (xgpfE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:08 PM (V2Yro)
In fact, this was evident a long time ago, like in the late 18th century in France. Tucker is good to point it out but our side really should have seen it coming.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:11 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2020 08:11 PM (XhWtx)
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Submission
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 08:11 PM (RuqNP)
Probably should be a code for that.
Posted by: Muldoon[/]i
Might be a Hogwarts spell, too.
Posted by: Hands at June 05, 2020 08:11 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Adriane the Music History Critic ... at June 05, 2020 08:09 PM (LPnfS)
Pffttt...I'm a professional.
Posted by: jsg at June 05, 2020 08:11 PM (fDIwz)
All liberals have is guilt and fear, those are their only two weapons.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 08:11 PM (tmA71)
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer
It splits open like a flower when it hits meat. Then it tumbles.
This is a Geneva violation for 50 caliber.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 05, 2020 08:11 PM (VcFUs)
I always imagine those last few minutes with his wife and sister(in-law?) screeching at him all the way down.
OR
They started in on him and he just said "F**k it" and nosed over.
"Here YOU fly the damn plane then!"
Posted by: jakee308 at June 05, 2020 08:12 PM (PrJJl)
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Submission
Like the Senators Kneeling today...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 08:12 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at June 05, 2020 08:12 PM (sipTk)
It gets old quick. People are concentrating on summer and vacay now as the lock down is coming to an end.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:13 PM (gLRfa)
It's the same reason why they refuse to use anything besides [today's trendy health-food oil] to fry their quinoa while they suck down a gallon of boxed chardonnay every day.
Put a good-looking, well dressed black man with a white sounding patois and one arm on a daytime talk show. Have him tell them they should stick their hands in dispose-alls to show solidarity with Differently Abled Black Folks Whose Lives Totes Matter To Thirty -Something Rich White Chicks With No Purpose To Their Own Empty Lives.
You'll see at least a few walking around with bloody stumps the next day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2020 08:13 PM (myI6j)
Probably should be a code for that.
Posted by: Muldoon[/]i
Might be a Hogwarts spell, too.
Posted by: Hands at June 05, 2020 08:11 PM (786Ro)
What would you do with a delirious alpaca?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 05, 2020 08:13 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 08:13 PM (hbvhf)
the left for a black person to be shot by a white cop during this.
They only need one to parade around during the election.lions of votes to every
With cities burning, they lose millions of votes to the few they might gain with a martyr.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2020 08:14 PM (Emy1O)
Posted by: jsg
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It's called UBE.
Universal Basic Extortion.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 08:14 PM (iKgfy)
Very unreliable as to expansion. Plus the grooves make it wobble in flight and then miss.
Of course you should be within the normal gunfight/hit range of less than 10 ft so that might not matter.
Better to use hollow points then fill the hollows with garlic or rat shit.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 05, 2020 08:14 PM (PrJJl)
Posted by: klaftern at June 05, 2020 08:15 PM (RuIsu)
When we got certified with the 50s in the towers at the warhead security site. That was one of the lessons. We had the sheep for dinner. Very tender. And scary.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 05, 2020 08:15 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2020 08:08 PM (SgjGX)
Five years, tops. She'll get half your shit plus alimony.
*I sincerely hope I'm wrong*
** but the betting odds say...**
Naw man go for the gusto. It could be true love. I read about it in a fairy tale.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 08:15 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 08:15 PM (m45I2)
A racist Latino man with a chainsaw threatened White protesters supporting #BlackLivesMatter in McAllen, TX
Uh, only white people can be racis' because POWER.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:03 PM (oVJmc)
You're Stihl the one
That makes me laugh
Stihl the one
That's my better half
We're Stihl having fun
And you're Stihl the one
You're Stihl the one
That makes me strong
Stihl the one
I want to take along
We're Stihl having fun
And you're Stihl the one (yes you are)
Posted by: Your local Stihl dealer, not sold at Lowe's or Home Depot at June 05, 2020 08:16 PM (sy5kK)
That THIS is now politicized is outright fucking evil.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping up and down. at June 05, 2020 07:30 PM (GbPPJ)
Can't let anything alone.
And, if I remember correctly from my daughter donating to Locks of Love, the hair must be unprocessed. So Emma may have shorn in vain...
Posted by: Sal at June 05, 2020 08:16 PM (bo8pf)
Posted by: Okoye, star of Marvel's Black Panther at June 05, 2020 08:16 PM (xgpfE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:08 PM (V2Yro)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yav6oxst
America's Newest Religion-Critical Race Theory and Intersectionality.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 05, 2020 08:17 PM (HpFuK)
Sometimes I am truly hopeful they'll be okay when I'm gone.
Posted by: Butts at June 05, 2020 08:17 PM (YAUxE)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at June 05, 2020 08:08 PM (SgjGX)
In 10 years the numbers flip.
Trust me.
Posted by: jsg at June 05, 2020 08:17 PM (fDIwz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 07:43 PM (+eVzC)
Because they care only about virtue signaling,not Virtue.
Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 08:17 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2020 08:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 08:17 PM (z9btZ)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:11 PM (H8QX
I don't think any of us could have imagined it could have gone so far, so fast. Their preparations and infiltration was better than we thought.
But I still think they jumped too early. Also, because it's a mob-based religious movement, they have no coordinated plan as to how to proceed. Even Lenin had a plan. Burning down their own cities night after night is not much of a plan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:17 PM (V2Yro)
You'd think blockading four bridges would be stupid tactically - easy to seal off, and no neighbors to complain about the tear gas. You just have to make sure that they don't panic enough to start trampling each other.
The strength of Antifa is to have mobile looting teams striking at differing objectives, to divide the attention of the cops. It is possible that they will just use the bridges as marshaling points, and then strike into downtown.
And remember, the Portland Patagonia store is at 1106 East Burnside Street - an easy walk from the Burnside Bridge.
That's 1106 East Burnside Street.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 08:18 PM (I2/tG)
I don't think they knew anything was wrong as they couldn't see ...
just sayin'
really don't know
Posted by: Adriane the Music History Critic ... at June 05, 2020 08:18 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 05, 2020 08:18 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at June 05, 2020 07:40 PM (Do5/p)
Requires thinking, so no go.
Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 08:18 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Charlie Manson 40 years later.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2020 08:18 PM (+y/Ru)
That makes me laugh
Stihl the one
That's my better half
We're Stihl having fun
And you're Stihl the one
You're Stihl the one
That makes me strong
Stihl the one
I want to take along
We're Stihl having fun
And you're Stihl the one (yes you are)
Posted by: Your local Stihl dealer, not sold at Lowe's or Home Depot at June 05, 2020 08:16 PM (sy5kK)
Is there an echo in here ?
Posted by: Ralph at June 05, 2020 08:19 PM (JgrP5)
Just noticed Trump used "mass incarceration" in a tweet.
Looking forward to "systemic racism" sometime soon.
Jeebus.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 08:06 PM (El6T/)
Would you happen to know who touted a mass incarceration bill in the 90's, and who signed it?
Not being funny with you but the election is a helluva lot more important to me than our stupid war of ideas with the Left. I'd much rather watch Trump castrate the bastards with their own words than win the battle in the useless Marketplace of Ideas.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2020 08:19 PM (uEbPt)
********
"C'mon. Are you poulan my leg?"
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 08:19 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2020 08:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Ha! Good one! Call that "The Biden Cut".
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 05, 2020 08:19 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: klaftern at June 05, 2020 08:15 PM (RuIsu)
I can see that trending on Twitter already.
#DigitsOff4Diversity
#ThumbsOffCantBreathe
Posted by: Han Yolo at June 05, 2020 08:19 PM (k5hWy)
A racist Latino man with a chainsaw threatened White protesters supporting #BlackLivesMatter in McAllen, TX
So, Latinos don't play submit?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 08:20 PM (RuqNP)
It is a very worthy charity. I have a friend who grows and cuts, grows and cuts.... Hers goes to children with cancer.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:20 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 08:20 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at June 05, 2020 08:20 PM (rWZ8Y)
We're the most oppressed people on Earth!
We learned this in women's studies class!
Posted by: Rich White Chicks! at June 05, 2020 08:21 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 08:17 PM (z9btZ)
not the whole country, just the Democrat and Deep State controlled parts of it. Weird Dave mentioned he was thinking of moving to Tyler soon; well, as I left downtown this afternoon, I saw a bunch of people gathering in the square, and I thought "oh no, not here too." But when I got home, I found out that a black pastor from Kilgore had asked to have a community prayer meeting on the square, and he had invited people from all faiths to come down to the square tonight to pray with him, for Peace in the Community and the Nation. That made my spirits pick up considerably.
Of course you'll never see that on national news, we're just hicks out in the wilderness, not worthy of any attention. But we're here, whether they pay any attention to us or not.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:21 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:21 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 08:21 PM (El6T/)
"C'mon. Are you poulan my leg?"
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 08:19 PM (m45I2)
Chainsaw puns? That's cutting deep.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 08:22 PM (Z4rgH)
Ain't it the truth. I saw this coming but didn't think the cray would be anywhere near this bad.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 05, 2020 08:22 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 05, 2020 08:18 PM (xceTB)
WHAT?
Omg
Posted by: Flyover at June 05, 2020 08:22 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 05, 2020 08:22 PM (+fTAB)
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:22 PM (gLRfa)
#GoSelfImmolateDorBLM
#GoJumpOffACliffForBLM
#GoSuckOnATailpipeForBLM
#GoLieOnTheTrainTracksForBLM
Posted by: Anti-Antifa at June 05, 2020 08:22 PM (68ya+)
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 08:22 PM (iKgfy)
To make wigs for cancer patients... My Grand Daughter has donated
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 08:23 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 08:19 PM (m45I2)
Chainsaw puns? That's cutting deep.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 08:22 PM (Z4rgH)
As puns go, it's a low bar.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 05, 2020 08:23 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2020 08:18 PM (+y/Ru)
Funny enough the Charlie Manson "race war" was dreamed up by attorneys and promoted by a media who were all no doubt ideologically aligned with the very same bastards today.
They scrawled "Pigs" in blood on Sharon Tate's walls which was a hippie term, not a black term. The idea they wanted their crime pinned on black people to start a race war was straight up Fake News fantasy.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2020 08:23 PM (uEbPt)
They make wigs for cancer patients.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:23 PM (gLRfa)
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She mailed him the hair.
Right now he's... well, make up your own image.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 08:23 PM (iKgfy)
So, Latinos don't play submit?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 08:20 PM (RuqNP)
That guy was hilarious, someone should post the link to the video. He's a native of McAllen, and the "Protesters" look like a pack of soy boys and girls drove down from Houston, thinking their Brown Brothers and Sisters in the Struggle would welcome them. They Didn't.
the comments on the twitter feed were also hilarious. "HELP SOMEONE CALL THE COPS FAST!! OH WAIT WE HATE THE COPS..."
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:24 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 05, 2020 08:23 PM (t+qrx)
I saw it coming.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 08:24 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 08:19 PM (m45I2)
Chainsaw puns? That's cutting deep.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 08:22 PM (Z4rgH)
As puns go, it's a low bar.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 05, 2020 08:23 PM (t+qrx)
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It's got teeth though.
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 08:24 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:24 PM (gLRfa)
Why fkn bother.
Posted by: Infidel at June 05, 2020 08:24 PM (UPF6H)
Posted by: GnuBreed
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrripping good humor!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2020 08:24 PM (+y/Ru)
We're the most oppressed people on Earth!
We learned this in women's studies class!
Posted by: Rich White Chicks! at June 05, 2020 08:21 PM (I2/tG)
Are you sure this will inoculate me from being a racist?
Posted by: Liberal white chick, naked and on her knees and elbows, looking back at the black guy who is startin at June 05, 2020 08:24 PM (sy5kK)
#GoSelfImmolateDorBLM
#GoJumpOffACliffForBLM
#GoSuckOnATailpipeForBLM
#GoLieOnTheTrainTracksForBLM
Posted by: Anti-Antifa at June 05, 2020 08:22 PM (68ya+)
hahahah !
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)
You better raise the bar or you're going to get some kickback.
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2020 08:25 PM (95j/9)
Calmly told Little Meanie that if she ever did that, she would be disowned. She gets it.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 08:25 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 08:25 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 08:22 PM (Z4rgH)
As puns go, it's a low bar.
Posted by: hogmartin
********
Hey, I'm a pretty decent feller.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 08:26 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 08:19 PM (m45I2)
Does Ace get a kickback from this ?
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 08:26 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: DZouave at June 05, 2020 08:26 PM (huZPj)
Posted by: jakee308 at June 05, 2020 08:26 PM (PrJJl)
I have a feeling that they will be despised, not respected by black community for this.
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)
How old is Little Meanie?
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:26 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:27 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Adriane the Music History Critic ... at June 05, 2020 08:09 PM (LPnfS)
Pffttt...I'm a professional.
Posted by: jsg at June 05, 2020 08:11 PM (fDIwz)
Black and tan needs some haggis, boyo !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Music History Critic ... at June 05, 2020 08:27 PM (LPnfS)
His Family... Baby momas and all are already sidling up to the trough.. It's gonna be interesting to see how many bereaved relatives Saint George had...
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 08:27 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 08:27 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 08:25 PM (Eicbe)
It'll probably choke out on its own.
Posted by: jsg at June 05, 2020 08:27 PM (fDIwz)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 08:23 PM (Zmnko)
My sister has a friend whose son donates his hair. He's about 12, and it was his idea to do it, not his parents. He gets teased a bit while he's growing it out, from what I understand.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 08:27 PM (QGrmW)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:21 PM (V2Yro)
Bottom line.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 08:27 PM (RuqNP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:27 PM (V2Yro)
Grand celestial plan.
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 08:27 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 08:27 PM (TQ/zJ)
A: No. Roberts is Asshoe
Posted by: FloridaMan at June 05, 2020 08:28 PM (Iex1l)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 08:28 PM (JgrP5)
And war of ideas and words is 99.8% of the reason we're talking about the topic of the post, the reason the topic exists, the topic of the "news" all week and for the coming weekend, and the state of the country in the area we're talking about.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 08:28 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 05, 2020 08:29 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: fireman1 at June 05, 2020 08:29 PM (nAGcF)
@CBSNews
With cities across America burning and black communities in pain, many white people have continued posting selfies and pictures of food on social media as if nothing is wrong - and it is not going unnoticed
https://tinyurl.com/ybf3p3at
Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:29 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at June 05, 2020 08:29 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 08:29 PM (TQ/zJ)
What a sweetie he is.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:30 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 05, 2020 08:30 PM (q1Pj5)
Okay WTF... Whites can't eat now either?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 08:30 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 08:30 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Ol' Country boy at June 05, 2020 08:30 PM (HwUVt)
Posted by: amy schumer at June 05, 2020 08:31 PM (TQ/zJ)
It's an upside down world right now.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:31 PM (gLRfa)
With cities across America burning and black communities in pain,
many white people have continued posting selfies and pictures of food on
social media as if nothing is wrong - and it is not going unnoticed
https://tinyurl.com/ybf3p3at
Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:29 PM (cF8AT)
It's not going unnoticed comrades. You will be reported and sent to the CBS reeducation camps
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 08:31 PM (2nB2+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:31 PM (oVJmc)
Had a good day today. Besides getting a bunch of stuff done, I figured out how to make good cheesesteaks at home.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 05, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs)
==
CHAMBER...Chamber...chamber
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)
Well, you didn't have t repeat it.
I didn't.
Posted by: Just The Punchline at June 05, 2020 08:32 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Ol' Country boy at June 05, 2020 08:32 PM (HwUVt)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 08:32 PM (El6T/)
With cities across America burning and black communities in pain, many white people have continued posting selfies and pictures of food on social media as if nothing is wrong - and it is not going unnoticed
https://tinyurl.com/ybf3p3at
Posted by: Tami
I'm pretty sure they're talking about OregonMuse.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at June 05, 2020 08:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Yeah, a few of them sprained back muscles carrying home those monster HD TV's.
Posted by: jsg at June 05, 2020 08:32 PM (fDIwz)
Most importantly, either way, the sane people win.
Posted by: Sanity at June 05, 2020 08:32 PM (6K3U5)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 08:31 PM (2nB2+)
Where you will be forced around-the-clock to watch never-ending reruns of Kate & Allie until your eyes bleed!! :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 05, 2020 08:32 PM (L2ZTs)
i'm sure more curse words were used.
Posted by: Adriane the Music History Critic ... at June 05, 2020 08:33 PM (LPnfS)
Yes.
It was eighteen Americans 70 miles from the nearest u.s. facility with ten warheads and a west German missile battery. My unit was only 20 miles from the Fulda gap. We regularly had mobs outside our limited area pushing on the fences, while the SMLM Soviets watched through binoculars.
So we trained the way we did for the visuals and to get us immune to what it looked, smelled, and sounded like.
Some of us lived on the economy, the villagers thought we were all phucking crazy. My landlord was a pow in Kansas city, he admitted he was a hard core nazi and was retained for a full seven years after the war. He told me that he thought I was meaner than the ss and crazier than the pow camp guards.
I enjoyed what i did. I gave me the technical skills to appreciate what i learned in college and got me the job i have today. But I'm too old to change and very unwilling to back down.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 05, 2020 08:33 PM (VcFUs)
his husqvarna
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2020 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 08:33 PM (RuqNP)
Posted by: golfman at June 05, 2020 08:33 PM (hOMhY)
fricking awesome
listen to the woke whiteys say "call 911!"
https://twitter.com/HotepTucker/
status/1268987646375866376
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 08:33 PM (WwTwF)
Posted by: jakee308 at June 05, 2020 08:33 PM (PrJJl)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 05, 2020 08:34 PM (sWM8x)
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1269052259691671552
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 08:34 PM (wnD92)
Didn't we start the whole "pee your pants to protest rape culture" thing? Good times, good times...
Posted by: 4chan at June 05, 2020 08:34 PM (6K3U5)
If we can find a way to get the rampant vote fraud (that will be turned up to 11) tamped down even somewhat.
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2020 08:34 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: CN at June 05, 2020 08:34 PM (ONvIw)
White chicks are going skinhead (usually associated with White Power) for...racial justice?
Oh, this has to be a 4chan lulz.
Posted by: Furaibou at June 05, 2020 08:34 PM (TwA+r)
They wanted full credit for the horrific acts they committed. Full credit!
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:35 PM (gLRfa)
The left is very good at enabling people to achieve a sense of social virtue with as little work as possible.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2020 08:35 PM (BJKQV)
With cities across America burning and black communities in pain,
many white people have continued posting selfies and pictures of food on
social media as if nothing is wrong - and it is not going unnoticed
https://tinyurl.com/ybf3p3at
Free country man. Get bent.
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: jakee308 at June 05, 2020 08:33 PM (PrJJl)
I stihl get a kickback no matter how you spell it
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 08:36 PM (JgrP5)
Lots of Blacks used/use it too back in the day.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 05, 2020 08:36 PM (PrJJl)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 05, 2020 08:36 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:36 PM (oVJmc)
Still ? or is another one ??
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Don't know. The tweet is about an hour old.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 08:37 PM (wnD92)
fricking awesome
listen to the woke whiteys say "call 911!"
https://twitter.com/HotepTucker/
status/1268987646375866376
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 08:33 PM (WwTwF)
That's how you break shit up.
Go Leatherface on their asses.
Posted by: jsg at June 05, 2020 08:37 PM (fDIwz)
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1269052259691671552
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at June 05, 2020 08:34 PM (wnD92)
There was one at like 5:30 this morning. Is this another one or the same one still burning?
Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:37 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:38 PM (H8QX8)
Lots of Blacks used/use it too back in the day.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 05, 2020 08:36 PM (PrJJl)
I'm still sorry I ruined their black panther party.
Posted by: Forrest Gump at June 05, 2020 08:38 PM (q1Pj5)
This is patently stupid. But it should make identifying the wack jobs easier.
Posted by: GWB at June 05, 2020 08:38 PM (o61E1)
Posted by: Zombie Greg Lake at June 05, 2020 08:38 PM (Eicbe)
white woman feminist, so she's just dying to show people how truly
unwell she is.
When she dies, she will be buried and forgotten, and that is all.
And for all the good or evil, creation or destruction, her living might
have accomplished, she might just as well never have lived at all.
Posted by: Apollonius of Tyana at June 05, 2020 08:38 PM (2N7oZ)
Are the ribs Prime?
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 05, 2020 08:36 PM (VcFUs)
I don't know whether to groan or laugh!
Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:38 PM (cF8AT)
The video I saw had the roof collapsed and nothing much but the walls left. Could be the same one.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 05, 2020 08:38 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 08:38 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Gropey Joe at June 05, 2020 08:38 PM (2E8pG)
Posted by: justin bieber at June 05, 2020 08:39 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: jakee308 at June 05, 2020 08:33 PM (PrJJl)
*puzzled, looks it up*
Oklahoma Home and Community Education group?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 08:39 PM (2B9A/)
Lots of Blacks used/use it too back in the day.''
Yup.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:39 PM (gLRfa)
https://tinyurl.com/ycsvhrpk
As far as I'm concerned, a protest turns into a riot the instant that the first object (of whatever kind) is thrown at a police officer, or the first act of vandalism, assault, arson, or other violent criminal offense occurs.
Posted by: filbert at June 05, 2020 08:39 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:38 PM (H8QX
I thought he did that in 2012?
Posted by: GWB at June 05, 2020 08:39 PM (o61E1)
With cities across America burning and black communities in pain, many white people have continued posting selfies and pictures of food on social media as if nothing is wrong - and it is not going unnoticed
WTAF. Life goes on, you idiots! One guy's death -- for which those responsible have been charged and will be tried -- is not a reason to stop living.
You know what else is happening? Babies are being born, people are dying, couples are falling in love, couples are breaking up -- LIFE GOES ON!!!
This is only a big deal for the extreme left; the rest of the world would have moved on if they hadn't started riots.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 05, 2020 08:39 PM (naEeR)
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2020 08:39 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 05, 2020 08:39 PM (L2ZTs)
Fake News is Karening social media to see which whiteys aren't kneeling?
Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 08:39 PM (hbvhf)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at June 05, 2020 08:38 PM (H8QX
When did I ever stand up?
Posted by: Mitt Romney at June 05, 2020 08:39 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 05, 2020 08:39 PM (YKvuL)
LOL
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:40 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Furaibou at June 05, 2020 08:40 PM (TwA+r)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2020 08:40 PM (JKNZq)
*sucks in breath*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Do they mean to be this funny?
Posted by: Rosasharn at June 05, 2020 08:40 PM (PzBTm)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 08:40 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Yoda at June 05, 2020 08:40 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Gropey Joe at June 05, 2020 08:38 PM (2E8pG)
Is that where your head is?
Posted by: GWB at June 05, 2020 08:40 PM (o61E1)
Posted by: Pinochet's Sunglasses at June 05, 2020 08:40 PM (m6J9W)
If anyone had read John Robison's book "Proofs of a Conspiracy", published in 1798, they WOULD have seen it coming. the last chapters were lifted by Karl Marx, it seemed to me, almost verbatim. (Robison was showing where the Jacobins were coming from.)
Posted by: Grannymimi at June 05, 2020 08:41 PM (u5LFV)
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:41 PM (gLRfa)
And war of ideas and words is 99.8% of the reason we're talking about the topic of the post, the reason the topic exists, the topic of the "news" all week and for the coming weekend, and the state of the country in the area we're talking about.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 08:28 PM (El6T/)
He's not pandering. He's going to punish Joe Biden for that Crime Bill. And said punishment will drown out all the nuclear sound and fury the Left have, trying to paint Biden as some kind of special racial healer. That bill flips the script. And the *script* is what matters.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2020 08:41 PM (uEbPt)
I told you feminism was cancer!
Posted by: Milo Yiannopoulos at June 05, 2020 08:41 PM (6K3U5)
Posted by: Furaibou at June 05, 2020 08:40 PM (TwA+r)
You want her to shave her tits?
Kinky... ... ...
Posted by: GWB at June 05, 2020 08:41 PM (o61E1)
Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2020 08:41 PM (6f16T)
Posted by: Amy Schumer
*********
That comment's actually very meta...
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 08:41 PM (m45I2)
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"white people have continued posting" -
-
-
"Posting" anywhere is a sign of intellectual weakness. (and yes, I am posting here, fyi: I have many weaknesses)
Posted by: irright at June 05, 2020 08:42 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: fluffy is on your side at June 05, 2020 08:42 PM (FgJKq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 08:42 PM (2B9A/)
It was either 2018 or 2016 where a precinct in Philly had like 107% of the voters in the district went Democrat.
That was a bit hard to ignore. They usually do better than that.
What aids and abets vote fraud is delayed counting for whatever reason. This allows them to find out how much they need to stuff to make the difference. The more time they have the better they can make it look.
They're beyond losing ballot boxes in someone's Oldsmobile these days.
With the electronic machines they can set aside one for use to do the stuffing. It was a judge of elections in Philly (again!) who got caught doing that one.
Posted by: jakee308 at June 05, 2020 08:42 PM (PrJJl)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 08:43 PM (m45I2)
My husband and I stuck to what we normally get as takeout: subs and Chinese. No disappointments so far.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:43 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 05, 2020 08:43 PM (VcFUs)
fricking awesome
listen to the woke whiteys say "call 911!"
https://twitter.com/HotepTucker/
status/1268987646375866376
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 08:33 PM (WwTwF)
MOVE
GET OUTTA HERE
MOVE - GO HOME
DON'T LET THOSE PENDEJOS LIE TO YOU
MOVE
You've got to love him.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 08:43 PM (RuqNP)
Posted by: Javems at June 05, 2020 08:43 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: irright at June 05, 2020 08:42 PM (RVcmP)
If you don't like them, I have others...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 08:43 PM (2B9A/)
Very interesting about the German ex-POW.
There's a nice documentary on UToob about the camp in Concordia, KS. As happened at several camps, the only real problem was sorting out the hard-cases from the majority - who were mostly thrilled to be living fat happy and safe in the USA instead of losing their toes to frostbite while katyusha barrages knocked them senseless in Belarus.
I've never read about the "special" camps where they sent the bad cases, but they existed.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 08:43 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2020 08:43 PM (0TbLI)
Posted by: CBD hardest hit at June 05, 2020 08:43 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at June 05, 2020 08:43 PM (viJE+)
Posted by: jsg at June 05, 2020 08:43 PM (fDIwz)
Elon Musk and I both have ironclad alibis that we were not in the area.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at June 05, 2020 08:45 PM (viJE+)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 05, 2020 08:38 PM (VcFUs)
Yeah, I think it's the same one. Gigantic warehouse.
Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:45 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Cap'n Romney, cuck-curious NeverTrump connoisseur at June 05, 2020 08:45 PM (6K3U5)
Should I manscape to support BLM?
Posted by: fluffy is on your side at June 05, 2020 08:42 PM (FgJKq)
I better have not shaved my balls for nothing!
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 05, 2020 08:45 PM (2N7oZ)
Bwahahaha...
Well I've finished the bottle of pure made margarita. Everything everyone is posting is a laugh riot.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:45 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2020 08:45 PM (JKNZq)
https://youtu.be/u17ll043Ld8
Posted by: jsg at June 05, 2020 08:43 PM (fDIwz)
This gives me a stiffy.
Posted by: Tim "The Toolman" Taylor at June 05, 2020 08:46 PM (q1Pj5)
Tough enough to cut a '57 Bel Air clean in half.
Delicate enough to provide you with a great wafer-thin slice of tomato for your BLT!
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 05, 2020 08:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2020 08:43 PM (0TbLI)
Any sufficiently advanced leftist hive-mind idiocy is indistinguishable from 4chan.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 05, 2020 08:46 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2020 08:46 PM (JKNZq)
90%? 97%?
Posted by: Mikey NTH at June 05, 2020 07:42 PM
-----------------------------------
Ah, you're an optimist!
I only hope that MOST of it goes toward that but I fear much will be spent on "community organizing."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 05, 2020 08:46 PM (M/9m0)
We've really messed up His creation here...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 05, 2020 08:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:46 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Caliban at June 05, 2020 08:46 PM (QE8X6)
We were down to just the single type. BXS. I used to call it bomb extra small and it was still big enough to put blast over us if we used it at max range, much less on the gap just down the road.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 05, 2020 08:47 PM (VcFUs)
Now kbdabear has to figure out some way to do an Echo Chamber themed cheesecake montage for tonight.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 08:42 PM (2B9A/)
Hawt Busty Twins
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2020 08:47 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2020 08:47 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 08:47 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 08:47 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 08:43 PM
Pale-face fire-water squaws ruin everything...
Posted by: Tomahawk-Wielding Apache Scalper at June 05, 2020 08:47 PM (6K3U5)
You might say they choked and stalled the flood.
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2020 08:48 PM (95j/9)
"A protest on the plaza and in the streets in the area could have easily tipped into violence on Saturday. An armed militia was on hand and almost itching for a reason to open fire. "
https://tinyurl.com/y9a9hg5u
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 08:48 PM (RuqNP)
Whatever. One small thing in the ongoing hurricane.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 08:48 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at June 05, 2020 08:48 PM (fjt0/)
*********
The trick to a really good gyro is for the pita to be super thin, with the consistency of a pancake. But alas, not all gyros wear crepes.
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 08:48 PM (m45I2)
OK.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 08:48 PM (oVJmc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhY1x8CpWeI
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 05, 2020 08:49 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 08:49 PM (JgrP5)
Just look at all the money BLM has raked in and now have people shaving their heads, kneeling and begging forgiveness for their white privilege.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 08:49 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 08:49 PM (DY3v8)
A bunch of German POWs did agricultural work in Idaho Falls. A number of them were sponsored by the locals after the war for immigration visas.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 08:50 PM (I2/tG)
you don't need no laws
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 08:38 PM (JgrP5)
That would put just about every lawyer out of a job. That's a whole lot of donations to the DNC down the drain
Posted by: Josephistan at June 05, 2020 08:50 PM (BuLKF)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 08:50 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 05, 2020 08:50 PM (VcFUs)
Uh, to show you're not a racist, that is.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at June 05, 2020 08:48 PM (fjt0/)
LOL
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 08:50 PM (QGrmW)
I told you feminism was cancer!
Posted by: Milo Yiannopoulos at June 05, 2020 08:41 PM (6K3U5)
Tomorrow will be like today, and the day after tomorrow will be like the day before yesterday. I see her remaining days as a tedious collection of hours full of useless vanities. She will think no new thoughts. She will forget what little she has known.
Posted by: Apollonius of Tyana at June 05, 2020 08:50 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2020 08:50 PM (igOuu)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 08:50 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 08:51 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 08:51 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at June 05, 2020 08:52 PM (luzVb)
I probably shouldn't ask this, but do you know a guy named Sotos?
Posted by: Caliban at June 05, 2020 08:52 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 08:52 PM (Eicbe)
My mom tried to shop there a month or so ago. People were waiting in line to get in(only letting so many in the store at a time). Mom said no thanks and drove down the street to Aldi. No problem.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:52 PM (gLRfa)
I would love to go there. I also want to see some of the facilities along the Olympic river where my babies were manufactured
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 05, 2020 08:53 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 08:48 PM (El6T/)
Govt says up the middle of LA but the barometer says Corpus Christi.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 08:53 PM (RuqNP)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2020 08:47 PM (EGyGV)
I like where your head is at.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 08:53 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Pornhub at June 05, 2020 08:53 PM (oVJmc)
My husband and I stuck to what we normally get as takeout: subs and Chinese. No disappointments so far.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:43 PM (gLRfa)
A couple of pizzas for me, and fast food about a half dozen times. I mostly eat in any way and can grill, fry, bake and so forth simple meals.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 05, 2020 08:53 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2020 08:53 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 08:53 PM (H57z3)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 08:53 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 08:49 PM (DY3v
Brokeback Morons.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 08:54 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 05, 2020 08:54 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2020 08:54 PM (KZzsI)
You think we can talk them into scratching swastikas on their foreheads?
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2020 08:46 PM (JKNZq)
It's a traditional Hindu symbol standing for the sun, prosperity and good luck. That is, a symbol that was originally an important part of brown skinned people's culture over thousands of years which was perverted by white supremacists in the 20th Century.
Taking back the symbol from the racists by using it in a non-racist way would be a powerful blow to the evil ones in this world....
Yeah, I think 4chan could work with that.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2020 08:54 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 05, 2020 08:54 PM (M/9m0)
My first thought was that this is clearly a 4chan hoax. Or some other troublemaker, LOL.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 05, 2020 08:54 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2020 08:54 PM (igOuu)
There's an informational sign up next to the Snake River in Idaho Falls talking about the German POWs.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 08:54 PM (I2/tG)
In CA he would go to prison.
In Texas he would be the mayor.
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 05, 2020 08:55 PM (w7KSn)
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"An Amazon warehouse in Los Angeles is on fire"
Elon Musk and I both have ironclad alibis that we were not in the area.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at June 05, 2020 08:45 PM
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FAAAAAAAAAWWK!!!!!! Santa Monica home-made-porn dvd's ain't gonna appear on my doorstep by osmosis!!! I NEED Amazon and UPS. This is the worst crisis in history.
Posted by: Specific Wank Tastes at June 05, 2020 08:55 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Pornhub at June 05, 2020 08:53 PM (oVJmc)
That's deep.
Seriously.
Posted by: Ron Jeremy at June 05, 2020 08:55 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2020 08:47 PM (EGyGV)
I like where your head is at.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 08:53 PM (2B9A/)
Ha! I recall Bo, the bailiff on Night Court dated twins once and wrote an epic poem of the experience:
"Double the pleasure, double the fun;
I used to have yearnings, now I have none..."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 05, 2020 08:55 PM (0QYMt)
A rat tail file and a steady hand will dress up the drag teeth.
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 05, 2020 08:55 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 08:55 PM (JgrP5)
Had to be *the* absolute best POW gig in all of history.
Two Germans walked away from the camp in Windsor, CA (wine country Sonoma) one day - much excitement ensued. Sheriffs found them at the beach. They said they just wanted to see the Pacific.
The Concordia documentary had some funny stories like the prisoners having to wake up their "guard" who had fallen asleep, shotgun in hand, when their field work was done.
Only real ugly thing I'm aware of, besides the Nazi hard-cases killing other POWs (this happened at a few camps) was a nutjob at a camp in AZ (?) who actually massacred some prisoners in cold blood.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 08:55 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 08:56 PM (RuqNP)
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 08:56 PM (H57z3)
Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2020 08:56 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Caliban at June 05, 2020 08:56 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at June 05, 2020 08:55 PM (VcFUs)
how about I skip it ?
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 08:56 PM (JgrP5)
Don't make me look it up!
From The Hill,
"Sens. Michael Bennet (Colo.), Sherrod Brown (Ohio), Martin Heinrich (N.M.), Tim Kaine (Va.) and Chris Van Hollen (Md.) all knelt as the caucus offered the moment of silence for Floyd."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 05, 2020 08:56 PM (ZSK0i)
Geraldo's fake Nazis taught us that.
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 08:57 PM (H57z3)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 05, 2020 08:57 PM (9hauA)
My husband and I stuck to what we normally get as takeout: subs and Chinese. No disappointments so far.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:43 PM (gLRfa)
Our local grocery store puts together some good things to cook at home. Tonight I just cooked up bacon wrapped jalapeno's stuffed with cream cheese. They put it together, I cook it, not that expensive. tastes fantastic!
If I did social media, I'd post a picture of it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 08:57 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 08:58 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 08:43 PM (El6T/)
---
Rhomboid, I read that Camp McCain in Mississippi was for the hard core Nazis. Some of the Kriegsmariners captured at the beginning of the war, still convinced of victory, were very hard on the later internees who weren't as gung-ho. The newer prisoners would clash with the hard-liners and were scared of them.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Really at June 05, 2020 08:58 PM (QF1yA)
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 08:56 PM (H57z3)
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Why is this always about me!
Posted by: Brie Larson at June 05, 2020 08:58 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 08:49 PM (DY3
Stihl the one, huh ?
Posted by: REDACTED at June 05, 2020 08:58 PM (JgrP5)
Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 08:48 PM (m45I2)
Readies trebuchet ...
Posted by: Adriane the Music History Critic ... at June 05, 2020 08:58 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2020 08:58 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: White Liberal Comfort Girls at June 05, 2020 08:59 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2020 08:59 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: torabora at June 05, 2020 08:56 PM (Y274z)
Ugh, watch MLB get in on the action now.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2020 08:59 PM (gZ6M8)
Wouldn't you know that POS Sherrod Brown would be one of the kneelers bringing shame to OH.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:59 PM (gLRfa)
The swastika turns one way the Hindu symbol turns the other.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 08:56 PM (RuqNP)
Actually, the Hindus used both. Slightly different meanings for the clockwise vs counterclockwise versions, but both were beneficial in intent.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2020 08:59 PM (EGyGV)
We need to replace the corrupt police and military with a robotic police and military.
Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:59 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at June 05, 2020 08:59 PM (4rS50)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 05, 2020 08:59 PM (L2ZTs)
In CA he would go to prison.
In Texas he would be the mayor.
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 05, 2020 08:55 PM (w7KSn)
If you look in the background his truck is parked in the middle of the street. - first frame, he's taking the saw from the bed of his truck -
He was driving by and said - not in my town.
Got out of the truck and picked up the saw.
Very spontaneous.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 08:59 PM (RuqNP)
Posted by: REDACTED
Just wait, a few more comments and all the same puns will be coming around again.
Posted by: mikeski at June 05, 2020 08:59 PM (P1f+c)
LOL. The father of an ex-girlfriend, an Italian-American, guarded an Italian POW camp in the US in WWII.
I guess they had screened out the actual Fascists, and there was a war on, so there were a limited number of guards. The Italians were not viewed as a security risk, to put it mildly.
Apparently the Italian POWs would wander into town to eat dinner periodically.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 09:00 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:00 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: mikeski at June 05, 2020 08:59 PM (P1f+c)
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Link?
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 09:00 PM (Eicbe)
The pregnant woman who's belly he pointed his pistol at.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 09:00 PM (luzVb)
Hey, I saw that movie!
I think there is a test of a pilotless drone vs an F35 next week.
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 05, 2020 09:01 PM (w7KSn)
We need to replace the corrupt police and military with a robotic police and military.
Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:59 PM (cF8AT)
klaatu barada nikto
Posted by: Adriane the Music History Critic ... at June 05, 2020 09:01 PM (LPnfS)
Probably could have opened their own 5 star Italian restaurant.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:01 PM (gLRfa)
Its when NASCAR has the drivers all kneel before the race that we know the end times have come
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2020 09:01 PM (KZzsI)
I guess they had screened out the actual Fascists, and there was a war on, so there were a limited number of guards. The Italians were not viewed as a security risk, to put it mildly.
Apparently the Italian POWs would wander into town to eat dinner periodically.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 09:00 PM (I2/tG)
There a town not too far from me that was an Italian POW camp...Weingarten, Missouri.
https://tinyurl.com/y7og9sue
Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 09:02 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2020 08:58 PM (JKNZq)
Manson's explanation for the swastika in court was:
"The mark on my head simulates the dead head black stamp of rejection,
anti-church, falling cross, devil sign, death, terror, fear."
They were in sexual love with the idea of pure evil, not white power.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2020 09:02 PM (gZ6M8)
@JoseCanseco
We need to replace the corrupt police and military with a robotic police and military.
Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:59 PM (cF8AT)
You have 30 seconds to comply.
Posted by: ED-209 at June 05, 2020 09:02 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2020 09:02 PM (JKNZq)
Karens have went soft.
Posted by: Really at June 05, 2020 09:02 PM (QF1yA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 09:03 PM (2B9A/)
''Sens. Michael Bennet (Colo.), Sherrod Brown (Ohio), Martin Heinrich
(N.M.), Tim Kaine (Va.) and Chris Van Hollen (Md.) all knelt as the
caucus offered the moment of silence for Floyd."
I can't be embarrassed by anything that group could do. They're freak show geeks.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 09:03 PM (oVJmc)
We need to replace the corrupt police and military with a robotic police and military.
Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:59 PM (cF8AT)
EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:03 PM (a4xU3)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 09:03 PM (wiXsO)
What could possibly go wrong, Jose?
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2020 09:03 PM (EgshT)
We need to replace the corrupt police and military with a robotic police and military.
Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 08:59 PM (cF8AT)
I miss the Jose Canseco sock guy from back in the day.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 05, 2020 09:03 PM (9hauA)
No, Charlie was in love with himself. He was a con in every sense of the word. And yes, he had a bad childhood.
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2020 09:03 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Sherriff Bart at June 05, 2020 09:04 PM (SfYbS)
The pregnant woman who's belly he pointed his pistol at.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 09:00 PM (luzVb)
Would there be any pro bono that would slice out some of Floyd's GettoBall winnings for his many victims?
Posted by: Adriane the Music History Critic ... at June 05, 2020 09:04 PM (LPnfS)
We need to replace the corrupt police and military with a robotic police and military.
Canseikus!
Gristle Encased Head was the best at Canseikus. The BEST!
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 09:04 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Adriane the Music History Critic ... at June 05, 2020 09:04 PM (LPnfS)
Nice crowd in Maine for the president. Do you see that Esper and the rest of the Deep State shitheads? The people support the president not you c*cksuckers.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:04 PM (a4xU3)
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 05, 2020 09:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2020 09:04 PM (gZ6M8)
Posted by: Adriane the Music History Critic ... at June 05, 2020 09:04 PM (LPnfS)
I don't get that vibe off her, just that she's convinced she's Hermione Granger: smarter than everyone else and special. Teaching us all. I doubt that she has ever met anyone in her life that questions this assumption.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2020 09:04 PM (KZzsI)
We need to replace the corrupt police and military with a robotic police and military.
You have 10 seconds to comply.
Posted by: ED 209 at June 05, 2020 09:05 PM (SfYbS)
fricking awesome
listen to the woke whiteys say "call 911!"
https://twitter.com/HotepTucker/
status/1268987646375866376
Anyone know where this is? It looks like my MIL's neighborhood, El Monte CA. Mostly working class Latinos that just want to work and have quiet lives. They'll have no affinity to the BLM movement.
Posted by: StuckInCalifornia at June 05, 2020 09:05 PM (a74KK)
In CA he would go to prison.
In Texas he would be the mayor.
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 05, 2020 08:55 PM (w7KSn)
There is much observational data to back up your post.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 09:05 PM (Z4rgH)
"Sens. Michael Bennet (Colo.), Sherrod Brown (Ohio), Martin Heinrich (N.M.), Tim Kaine (Va.) and Chris Van Hollen (Md.) all knelt as the caucus offered the moment of silence for Floyd."
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 05, 2020 08:56 PM (ZSK0i)
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Thanks, ABA.
*sigh*
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 05, 2020 09:05 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 05, 2020 09:06 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 09:03 PM (wiXsO)
My friend Karen and her husband moved up there.
Wonder how they are taking it?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 09:06 PM (RuqNP)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2020 09:06 PM (igOuu)
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 08:52 PM (gLRfa)
Funny because TJs and Aldi are owned by the company.
Posted by: Liberty at June 05, 2020 09:06 PM (fX53c)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2020 09:04 PM (KZzsI)
Very apt description.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 05, 2020 09:06 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 05, 2020 09:06 PM (q1Pj5)
Once Italy changed sides, the Italian POWs were no longer enemy combatants. I remember hearing that one camp, the POWs were allowed to work at the local harbor, loading munitions for the Pacific Theater.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at June 05, 2020 09:06 PM (naEeR)
convinced she's Hermione Granger: smarter than everyone else and
special. Teaching us all. I doubt that she has ever met anyone in her
life that questions this assumption.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2020 09:04 PM (KZzsI)
I scored 10 points for Gryffindor!
Posted by: Emma at June 05, 2020 09:06 PM (2N7oZ)
I miss the Jose Canseco sock guy from back in the day.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that
Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 05, 2020 09:03 PM (9hauA)
+++++
Oh yes, I do too . So funny.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 05, 2020 09:06 PM (UAOfD)
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2020 09:06 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 09:07 PM (H57z3)
>>We need to replace the corrupt police and military with a robotic police and military.
I've seen RoboCop. This is a bad idea.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2020 09:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
The first guy that does question that assumption will get the keys to the back door.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at June 05, 2020 09:07 PM (SfYbS)
I like it that way, its not quite as good as fried, but its close.
I miss the Jose Canseco sock guy from back in the day.
Are we really sure it was a sock, though?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2020 09:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 05, 2020 09:06 PM (q1Pj5)
I gave at the office.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 09:07 PM (2B9A/)
Wonder how they are taking it?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 09:06 PM (RuqNP)
Your friend Karen and her husband Karen?
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2020 09:07 PM (gZ6M8)
Posted by: StuckInCalifornia at June 05, 2020 09:05 PM (a74KK)
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McAllen TX.
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 09:07 PM (Eicbe)
We need to replace the corrupt police and military with a robotic police and military.
What could possibly go wrong, Jose?
Posted by: HAL 9000 at June 05, 2020 09:03 PM (EgshT)
Word.
Posted by: SkyNet at June 05, 2020 09:07 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 05, 2020 08:56 PM (ZSK0i)
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Someone should harass Senator Delecto about why he is not kneeling.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 05, 2020 09:07 PM (9hauA)
That is nice. No one deserves it more than he does. When I think what he's put up with for love of country I get all teary eyed. I'm glad I lived to see him elected.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:08 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 08:55 PM (El6T/)
My dad was in the AZ Nat Guard in the 60's, and he would take me down to the NG site and show me the old POW camp. (it's next to Papago Park) The buildings stood until sometime in the 70's, they were just old wooden barracks with a barbed wire fence around them. Very little security, even at the time - where would they go?
Well there actually was one big breakout, biggest in the US, when some POW's got hold of a map and saw that the Gila River ran across the state about 60 miles south of where they were. So, they staged a big breakout and walked at night down to the river, where they planned to build a raft and float down to Mexico. Most of them were captured quickly in the desert, but 2 or 3 (including the very determined leader) made it all the way to the banks of the Gila River - where they found out that even though there was a nice blue line on the map, it was nothing but sand for 10 months out of the year. They just sat there til they got picked up, probably thinking "never saw nothin' like this in Germany!"
never heard a story about a massacre, though.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:08 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 09:08 PM (2B9A/)
status/1268987646375866376
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Anyone know where this is? It looks like my MIL's neighborhood, El Monte CA. Mostly working class Latinos that just want to work and have quiet lives. They'll have no affinity to the BLM movement.
Posted by: StuckInCalifornia at June 05, 2020 09:05 PM (a74KK)
A post early stated it was McAllen TX.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 09:08 PM (RuqNP)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2020 09:09 PM (igOuu)
I once spoke with a US Army Air Corps guy who was shot down in early '45, spent just a few months in a German POW camp, and he said the "old timers" were quite rough on the new guys, mostly because things had become much better, Fritz was everyone's pal, the Red Cross parcels were all being distributed - since the Allies and the end of the affair were just days away.
Only "turning the tables" stories I'm aware of - in Italy, American POWs woke up to abandoned camps, Germans had just bugged out - this was at some point in the Italian campaign. Most stayed put, the wise move, and were so ordered by their officers.
But of course at a few places the guys wandered. Italy. So - quite a few of them were "missing" - that is, happily working on a local farm, perhaps partaking of the local human female fauna (ahemm), etc. Not sure if any were ultimately unaccounted for, but it was a thing, and understandable, and hilarious. Not many places an American would be tempted to do that.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 09:09 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: JackStraw
You have to roll around in the woke culture mud in order to understand. It's something about white women being privileged with straight, light colored hair. So obviously to the thought-thugs they have to make amends. Or something.
It's all a ball of idiocy that's been building for decades while our Betters in the GOP ignored it and told us it was only just a silly university thing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2020 08:03 PM (ZxG8D)
******
Yeah, this is the woke argument, both unconscious and conscious.
White women are privileged...above black women...because of their hair...which is prettier than black hair...so black men are always chasing after white women...which angers black women...so to even the playing ground...white women need to shave their heads.
Also it is just a simple shame/dominance thing. We told you to cut your hair.
So you cut your hair.
Which makes you our bitch.
Thus endeth the explanation of the "woke" perspective.
Now, I am aware this could all be a 4chan hoax/scam.
But if it is...it is a good one, and is working because it truly understands the "woke" perspective.
Posted by: El Jefe at June 05, 2020 09:09 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: Fen at June 05, 2020 09:10 PM (TNHVJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 09:10 PM (oVJmc)
Jeez.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3RIHnK0_NE
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at June 05, 2020 09:10 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2020 09:06 PM
ISWYDT,Eh. Axe me how I know.
Posted by: Canadian Lumberjack at June 05, 2020 09:10 PM (DMUuz)
Earlier Lori Dykefoot wanted a Chicago cop fired for giving the finger to "protesters". I just heard the president of the Chicago FOP say, A few days ago she said F You to President Trump. So if that's her criteria for someone losing their job I'd gladly accept her resignation
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:10 PM (a4xU3)
It's all a ball of idiocy that's been building for decades while our Betters in the GOP ignored it and told us it was only just a silly university thing.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2020 08:03 PM (ZxG8D)
Ah, more leftist racists believing that white hair is better than black hair.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 05, 2020 09:11 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Ben Had at June 05, 2020 09:06 PM (igOuu)
Did someone write a song yet? Horst Wessel was a catchy tune.
Posted by: Zombie Joe Goebbels at June 05, 2020 09:11 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 05, 2020 09:11 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2020 09:12 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2020 09:12 PM (MgDiu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 09:12 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2020 09:12 PM (L8AFR)
White women are privileged...above black women...because of their
hair...which is prettier than black hair...so black men are always
chasing after white women...which angers black women...so to even the
playing ground...white women need to shave their heads.
And many black women wear the hair of people from other ethnicities. Weaves. Hair extensions.
This is not a subject black people should want to 'raise awareness' about.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 09:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 09:12 PM (TQ/zJ)
Girls always want what they don't have.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 09:13 PM (luzVb)
Well, that asshole Heinrich is one of my senators. I checked, and not a single rep from the state of New Mexico is a Republican.
>8^P
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 05, 2020 09:13 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that
Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 05, 2020 09:07 PM (9hauA)
I was born a poor black child.
Posted by: Mitt Romney at June 05, 2020 09:13 PM (2N7oZ)
Wahl hair clippers. Amazon Prime delivery.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:13 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2020 09:12 PM (9Om/r)
Serf 1: Man, can this guy get a different riff? We have heard the same guitar solo 576 times!
Serf 2: Shut up man! He will have us moved to the front row!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 09:14 PM (2B9A/)
The massacre was at a tent camp - might have been another state, but somewhere in the southwest. It wasn't a huge number, but appalling, can't recall if the perp survived the incident, but recall he was considered insane.
An older friend I used to volunteer with who's passed away grew up on a citrus farm in AZ, she clearly recalled the trucks of German POWs coming to harvest - parents would tell the kids "stay away from those guys."
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 09:14 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
You could always wear an eyepatch to make it more challenging.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at June 05, 2020 09:14 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 09:09 PM (El6T/)
Family friend was shot down over Italy.
Farmers hid him, fed him, and helped him
back to the allies.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 09:15 PM (RuqNP)
Exactly my solution. So far, not bad.
Will be returning to the reliable Vietnamese salon when things re-open, though.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 09:15 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2020 09:12 PM (9Om/r)
That's funny. We're not here to stop them, we're here to stop you.
Posted by: ATF at June 05, 2020 09:15 PM (2N7oZ)
He also said there really wasn't any trouble from them because even they knew they weren't going anywhere until the war was over.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 05, 2020 09:15 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 05, 2020 09:15 PM (8NNW6)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 05, 2020 09:11 PM (sWM8x)
BLM has been making serious bank. Millions upon millions in just a week. No way they will ever allow racial harmony to happen.
Somehow, none of these superior people and corporations talking about helping the black people who have lost property, businesses, Livelihoods, Or even loved ones because of the riots.
Just pay penance/ protection money to BLM and you're golden.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 05, 2020 09:16 PM (9hauA)
>8^P
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy
Unpossible! I was assured by the best & brightest that Mexicans are natural conservatives.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at June 05, 2020 09:16 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Rosie O'O'Donnell at June 05, 2020 09:17 PM (CKJCj)
My son told me that people have found the picture that they photoshopped and Watson has *hair*.
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 09:17 PM (Eicbe)
<<<
Girls always want what they don't have.
Enter the joke about the 7-floor Man Store.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 05, 2020 09:17 PM (q1Pj5)
NYPD source: Commanding Officers of NYPD's 69 and 73 precincts transferred to replace one another because 73 CO was too tough on the rioters.
Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 09:17 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 09:17 PM (luzVb)
Better get some betterer and brighterer types there, sparky.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 05, 2020 09:18 PM (ZSK0i)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7g9sx3y
Posted by: The good nuuz keeps coming at June 05, 2020 09:18 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Axeman
She has lots of hair. I saw those upskirt shots.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at June 05, 2020 09:18 PM (SfYbS)
Not many places an American would be tempted to do that.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 09:09 PM (El6T/)
Family friend was shot down over Italy.
Farmers hid him, fed him, and helped him
back to the allies.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 09:15 PM (RuqNP)
Opening scene of Von Ryan's Express, when Sinatra gets shot down in Italy...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2020 09:18 PM (EGyGV)
This.
Speaking from rural WI, and as having visited several co-ops, seed&feed places, and ag-machinery dealers today, at every stop at least one person expressed amusing concepts of violence if rioting ever tried to visit our little communities of +/- 1000 people.
One either saw that pig-eating-bodies meme online or came up with the idea on his own.
Lotta Trump signs & Trump flags everywhere.
I love living here ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at June 05, 2020 09:19 PM (0IMgo)
They are plain about their goal. Just power to run rough over everyone else.
Posted by: willow at June 05, 2020 09:19 PM (L8AFR)
>8^P
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy
Unpossible! I was assured by the best & brightest that Mexicans are natural conservatives.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at June 05, 2020 09:16 PM (SfYbS)
There may be a logical thread weaving both those statements.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 09:19 PM (RuqNP)
I think the Italians get nasty is when they're fighting each other.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:20 PM (gLRfa)
When I first heard about it, my thought was "hmm, so I'm guessing she won't be putting out the hand for federal funds on this, then?".
Cannot imagine what Don thinks of her.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 09:20 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: the dandy at June 05, 2020 09:20 PM (vcpNB)
This is not a subject black people should want to 'raise awareness' about.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 09:12 PM (oVJmc)
A couple of years ago, I was telling my nephew someone should -foment some trouble by accusing black women who wear weaves and wigs and who straighten their hair and such of cultural appropriation and supporting white supremacy.
Not really a huge fan of fake hair personally, but it's nice to see that finally fake hair is being made that actually looks like our own hair.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 05, 2020 09:20 PM (9hauA)
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Oh, and they're so Christian, too!
...Well, they support abortion, OK, but they're big fans of statues of Mary and Jesus!
...Hang on. I think that makes them idolatrous pagans.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 09:20 PM (iKgfy)
Posted by: Jeffrey T Powell at June 05, 2020 09:20 PM (msRm8)
*********
Trump campaign hires ex-aide Jason Miller despite past scandals - POLITICO
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 09:21 PM (uQFnR)
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 05, 2020 09:21 PM (iWCRg)
Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2020 09:21 PM (AMIL/)
You probably did not know.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 09:21 PM (luzVb)
Still funny as hell.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:21 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 05, 2020 09:12 PM (9Om/r)
Do you know how hard it's going to be to get any of them to actually *work* in the mines? Heck, you won't even be able to turn them into janitors, much less have them working in the turnip fields.
Posted by: GWB at June 05, 2020 09:21 PM (o61E1)
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Right. I'm feeling pretty hopeless about the whole thing.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 05, 2020 09:22 PM (sWM8x)
My son told me that people have found the picture that they photoshopped and Watson has *hair*.
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 09:17 PM (Eicbe)
The other pics are real, aren't they? which makes it even more delicious.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 05, 2020 09:22 PM (9hauA)
Saw it ..... at a drive-in.
Actually recently checked to see if the library here had it on DVD, it wasn't free online. Good 60s WWII quasi-schlock fare.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 09:22 PM (El6T/)
The book is better.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:23 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2020 09:23 PM (O+I8R)
No, Walmart is paying $100 into the Danegeld so the BLM rioters will attack someone else.
Posted by: Fen at June 05, 2020 09:23 PM (TNHVJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 09:12 PM (2B9A/)
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See, this is what happens.
When super-straight hair is in fashion, all of the women with curly hair (black or white) are jealous of the ones (white and Asian) with straight hair.
Then the next decade curly hair is in fashion and all of the straight-haired women go get permanents and wish they had big Afros or at least lots of curls.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 05, 2020 09:23 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 09:23 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Now that you mention it, no.
Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 09:23 PM (arJlL)
That's a lot of months of showing how stupide you are.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 09:24 PM (NgKpN)
No, Walmart is paying $100 into the Danegeld so the BLM rioters will attack someone else.
Posted by: Fen at June 05, 2020 09:23 PM (TNHVJ)
New mafia's in town
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 09:24 PM (RuqNP)
I've thought about it cause it's completely unmanageable right now, but (again, if this is true) I'm glad it's a middle finger to anyone doing this.
Posted by: bete at June 05, 2020 09:25 PM (Ojki1)
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 09:25 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at June 05, 2020 09:13 PM (luzVb)
Not always.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2020 09:25 PM (gZ6M8)
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Right. I'm feeling pretty hopeless about the whole thing.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 05, 2020 09:22 PM (sWM8x)
Think about it this way - the stronger that BLM gets, the bigger a problem the Dems have, because BLM hates this country and wants to destroy it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:25 PM (V2Yro)
Where as us guys?
We don't care as long as we HAVE hair.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 09:25 PM (NgKpN)
No, it's an alternate reality crafted by Left for them to live in.
And it's real enough to get you murdered for not clapping long enough.
Notice the Right is confused and on the back foot again.
Posted by: Fen at June 05, 2020 09:25 PM (TNHVJ)
Somehow, none of these superior people and corporations talking
about helping the black people who have lost property, businesses,
Livelihoods, Or even loved ones because of the riots.
Just pay penance/ protection money to BLM and you're golden.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that
Epstein didn't off hisself) at June 05, 2020 09:16 PM (9hauA)
Gee, I wonder that stops their businesses from being looted? (looks) Nope.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:25 PM (a4xU3)
Posted by: Lace Wigs at June 05, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2020 09:26 PM (gZ6M8)
I'm pretty much over with these companies nonstop virtue signalling and shoving crap down my throat. Problem is, it's 90% of them. But, I can live without amazon. They'll just make me speed up the weening process doing this.
Posted by: clutch cargo at June 05, 2020 09:27 PM (8B6Ng)
After all, JKRowling keeps saying Hermionie was supposed to be black.
Except.
Not one illustration in any of her books shows Hermionie as black.
Must be more white privilege.
Posted by: Morticus Khan at June 05, 2020 09:27 PM (1Mlrj)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 09:27 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 05, 2020 09:28 PM (HwQHl)
Posted by: davidt at June 05, 2020 09:28 PM (l3+k2)
Rowling caught a revisionist memory disease from George Lucas.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 09:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls - does a bear shit in a wig? at June 05, 2020 09:28 PM (H5knJ)
Finally, no selfies or self promotion to show support for BLM.
Posted by: mikeylikey at June 05, 2020 09:29 PM (g/6Yu)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at June 05, 2020 09:29 PM (0FTCx)
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Right. I'm feeling pretty hopeless about the whole thing.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 05, 2020 09:22 PM (sWM8x)
Think about it this way - the stronger that BLM gets, the bigger a problem the Dems have, because BLM hates this country and wants to destroy it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 09:25 PM (V2Yro)
So how much of that is going to go to cool threads, cognac, luxury SUVs, bling, fine ladies, cocaine, extravagant parties, palatial pads, and all of the rest?
90%? 97%?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 05, 2020 09:29 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 05, 2020 09:29 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 05, 2020 09:29 PM (bfnva)
Miss me yet ??
Posted by: Lace Wigs at June 05, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
__________
Shat-in Wigs > Lace Wigs
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 09:29 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 05, 2020 09:23 PM (M/9m0)
Well, no. This stuff goes on at EXACTLY THE SAME TIME. The curly women mostly want it straight, the straight women mostly want it curly, and some women on each side want it "wavy".
It's almost like they worry overmuch what other people think of them.
Posted by: GWB at June 05, 2020 09:29 PM (o61E1)
Posted by: Lace Wigs at June 05, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
YES!!!!! OH GOD YES!!!!!
Posted by: Guy what shits in wigs at June 05, 2020 09:30 PM (0QYMt)
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Yeah, like how she said that some wizard character (I dunno; I never read any of her shit) was actually gay, and it stunned the people writing the screenplay.
Gosh. You had a gay character. And no one knew he was gay.
Bold.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 09:30 PM (iKgfy)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 05, 2020 09:30 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 09:30 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:31 PM (gLRfa)
Sean Hannity painted houses with a gun.
Posted by: davidt at June 05, 2020 09:28 PM (l3+k2)
________
He also cut two-by-fours with karate chops.
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 09:31 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Karen von Silver Dome at June 05, 2020 09:31 PM (CKJCj)
Rowling caught a revisionist memory disease from George Lucas.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 09:28 PM (oVJmc)
I need to try to find a working VCR. I have the old, unmodified, but remastered VHS tape set of the original trilogy. Sitting on my book shelf. No way to play it. This was the set before the Black and Gold and the Black and silver one (one was standard, the other widescreen on those IIRC.) They came out with about fiver different, incrementally different versions in like 3 years, IIRC.
Probably look like shit on the UHD TV, but glorious for not having any of the stupid shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 09:31 PM (2B9A/)
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Thomas Sowell addresses this continually. If you do not enthusiastically embrace the anointed's 'vision', then, de facto, you are against whatever rationalization they are using to justify that 'vision'.
By way of example, if you do not endorse huge transfers of wealth as a means of eliminating poverty, then you will be vilified as hating the poor.
It does not matter that you can objectively prove that such programs not only do not resolve the issue, they exacerbate it. The righteousness of their 'vision' trumps any counter-argument, and the mere making of the argument is proof that you are a hater.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2020 09:31 PM (u/mHG)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 05, 2020 09:29 PM (bfnva)
I'm all for the scoops.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at June 05, 2020 09:32 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 09:32 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 09:31 PM (WqPYg)
His heart is not troubled.
Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 09:32 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at June 05, 2020 09:32 PM (KCBKF)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 05, 2020 09:33 PM (t+qrx)
Lots of money does not always equal good taste.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:33 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 09:34 PM (XzT/D)
Hey, if I saw a bunch of my fellow senators on their knees I'd get down there too. I'd figure there was dick sucking to be had.
Posted by: Mitt Romney at June 05, 2020 09:29 PM (0FTCx)
________
Can't wait for you to join the McCain funeral as the running mate.
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 09:34 PM (WqPYg)
Well, they are assholes, aren't they?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 09:34 PM (iu1zp)
We're talking 10s or 100s of millions of $$.
Many people here obsess over Soros' campaign financing impact (I don't, but different topic).
Well, we're talking multiples of that, instantly.
People ask how were the late 60s different. Well here's one way. Rough analogy, for those of the correct vintage, would be something like General Motors or Coca-Cola giving millions of $$ to the Black Panthers, or SDS, or something like that. This is disgusting and probably will lead to real damage.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 09:34 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2020 09:34 PM (O+I8R)
unmodified, but remastered VHS tape set of the original trilogy.
Sitting on my book shelf. No way to play it. This was the set before the
Black and Gold and the Black and silver one (one was standard, the
other widescreen on those IIRC.) They came out with about fiver
different, incrementally different versions in like 3 years, IIRC.
Probably look like shit on the UHD TV, but glorious for not having any of the stupid shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 09:31 PM (2B9A/)
I have the original Star Wars trilogy on laserdisc. Unfucked by Lucas.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at June 05, 2020 09:34 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2020 09:34 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: jbspry at June 05, 2020 09:34 PM (8V4Sv)
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 09:20 PM (iKgfy)
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Actually, from all the polls I've read, a solid majority of Mexicans do NOT support it. They didn't support gay "marriage" either.
But it doesn't matter. Most will push the D-button at every election anyway.
*sigh*
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 05, 2020 09:34 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 09:30 PM (XzT/D)
Can Zod hear it?
Red. Rubber. Ball.
Posted by: hogmartin at June 05, 2020 09:33 PM (t+qrx)
Any Day Now.
Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 09:35 PM (XzT/D)
Amelia J. Shamrowicz was arrested on felony charges of arson, riot & criminal mischief. The affidavit says she participated in an arson attack in Portland. She allegedly told a friend she's part of #antifa & wanted the riots to kill. Her bail was paid.
https://tinyurl.com/yc747e9b
"She"....
Replies are funny.
Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 09:35 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: joe Biden at June 05, 2020 09:35 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Higgins at June 05, 2020 09:35 PM (F1nit)
Posted by: Dude1394 at June 05, 2020 09:35 PM (3exmE)
Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 09:32 PM (XzT/D)
________
I wonder what young hottie at Fox News he left his wife for?
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 09:35 PM (WqPYg)
I think the Chicago police are about on the point of revolt. From Second City Cop a District Commander got on bus full of cops and started to lecture them about how they should behave and a Lieutenant on the bus told him to get off the bus or be thrown off. I wonder how many more police departments are at this point? Probably most
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:36 PM (a4xU3)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at June 05, 2020 09:22 PM (sWM8x)
Me too. Plus I don't know where the hell I'm supposed to shop anymore, for anything.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 09:36 PM (QGrmW)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at June 05, 2020 09:36 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mr. Morango at June 05, 2020 09:34 PM (2N7oZ)
Oh man. That is very cool.
...
Does your laser disc still work?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 09:36 PM (2B9A/)
I wonder how many police officers the chief is prepared to lose?
Well, I guess we have a test case - potential rioters know that the cops won't use gas, which significantly expands the range of tactical options available to Antifa & friends.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 09:36 PM (I2/tG)
Shave the eyebrows.''
And the..never mind. She's probably already had a Brazilian.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:36 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Mr. Morango at June 05, 2020 09:37 PM (2N7oZ)
Tucker Carlson.
Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 09:37 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2020 09:34 PM (O+I8R)
That's the sort of over-reach that always dooms them. Always.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 05, 2020 09:37 PM (0QYMt)
Hermione is specifically described as white in the books. By Rowling herself. She's an idiot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2020 09:37 PM (KZzsI)
How can I believe these white women's "solidarity" unless they shave the eyebrows?
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 09:37 PM (luzVb)
I still don't get how shaving your head will help the Bureau of Land Management...
Posted by: jbspry at June 05, 2020 09:34 PM (8V4Sv)
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LOL. It reduces nests of vipers nationwide by 90%.
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 09:38 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 09:31 PM (2B9A/)
There is a fan-made "restored" trilogy online called Harmy's Despecialized Edition. Don't know how familiar you are with the finding of the things online, but it can be done.
Easier than getting a good enough VCR that won't possibly eat your tapes. All in HD glory too. BTW, I am not a fan of Star Wars at all, I just have a lot of useless knowledge.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2020 09:38 PM (gZ6M8)
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Same here, Jordan61. Same here. I've shot off half a dozen emails to these companies who have greatly offended me with their bullshit. I've had it.
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2020 09:39 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 09:36 PM (2B9A/)
Yes, it's an old Pioneer, and I fire it up every once in awhile.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at June 05, 2020 09:39 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Tuna
I've seen the upskirt pictures, she should have played Hairy Potter.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at June 05, 2020 09:39 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: GWB at June 05, 2020 09:29 PM (o61E1)
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The style of the moment does matter but, yeah, you have a point there!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 05, 2020 09:39 PM (M/9m0)
Why don't the Seattle merchants just go ahead and put all their inventory out on tables with signs; "Free Stuff". What a stupid city.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:39 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 09:20 PM (iKgfy)
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Actually, from all the polls I've read, a solid majority of Mexicans do NOT support it. They didn't support gay "marriage" either.
But it doesn't matter. Most will push the D-button at every election anyway.
*sigh*
Posted by: Margarita DeVille
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If they push the D button, they support abortion.
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 09:39 PM (iKgfy)
Posted by: jbspry
Hah!
Bald women can dig the canals without getting dust in their hair. This is known among the zeks.
Posted by: Hands at June 05, 2020 09:40 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Hurricane567 at June 05, 2020 09:40 PM (U7Swb)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 05, 2020 09:40 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: BLM--Burn, Loot and Murder at June 05, 2020 09:40 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: NAMBLA at June 05, 2020 09:40 PM (luzVb)
just
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 09:40 PM (RuqNP)
I downloaded a rebuilt version of the Hobbit where they cut out most of the extra and stupid crap Jackson shoehorned into the story which made it less dull and annoying but still was overlong and not great.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2020 09:40 PM (KZzsI)
Emma Watson's commitment is suspect.
Shave the eyebrows.
Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 09:34 PM (XzT/D)
_________
I'm guessing for all these bints shaving their armpit hair would be a bridge too far ...
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 09:41 PM (WqPYg)
ARC - that truly sounds nuts, and you're exactly right - it opens up a lot of options for the mob. And Seattle is the homeland of anarchist/antifa garbage going back decades. WTF?
More out of morbid curiosity than "let it burn", I really hope it does happen (some kind of walk-off by the cops).
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 09:41 PM (El6T/)
fricking awesome
listen to the woke whiteys say "call 911!"
https://twitter.com/HotepTucker/
status/1268987646375866376
Posted by: vmom 2020 at June 05, 2020 08:33 PM (WwTwF)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 09:41 PM (RuqNP)
Posted by: ShainS at June 05, 2020 09:41 PM (WqPYg)
LOL
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2020 09:41 PM (gZ6M8)
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2020 09:42 PM (gZ6M8)
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2020 09:38 PM (gZ6M
The sad part is, I am not really either. Always preferred ST:TOS to Star Wars. It's just, they were fun movies. They should not have gone out like that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 05, 2020 09:42 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Tuna
I've seen the upskirt pictures, she should have played Hairy Potter.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at June 05, 2020 09:39 PM (SfYbS)
How many is a brazilian?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 05, 2020 09:42 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Jordan61
Wait a minute.......
I thought you said you weren't a shopper ? !
Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 09:42 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 09:42 PM (RuqNP)
@Timcast
what do you call it when an angry mob of white people starts screaming at and attacking a black man?
https://tinyurl.com/y9xg6rmg
Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 09:42 PM (wiXsO)
highball glass. and brown.
Chowning's Tavern.
Posted by: Zod at June 05, 2020 09:43 PM (XzT/D)
I feel bad for reasonable people in Seattle, but the consequences of not using tear gas may remind the rest of the country why you use tear gas for crowd control.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 09:43 PM (I2/tG)
AAAAAAHHH!!!!
Sorry. Just channeling the late Sam Kinnison.
I pretty much hate everything. Not sure what to do about this.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Got Bad Knees, so GFY at June 05, 2020 09:44 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2020 07:38 PM (ZLI7S)
Excellent!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 09:44 PM (iu1zp)
One could be forgiven for thinking that 4chan collectively are the love children of Sam Kinison. Talk about simpatico...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 05, 2020 09:44 PM (ZSK0i)
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"Hell no, I don't shave my armpits! Because down with the White Patriarchy!!"
"Now, where are those black men? I need to kneel down before them and beg forgiveness."
--dumb leftist bints everywhere
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 05, 2020 09:44 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Got Bad Knees, so GFY
Embrace your anger. Your hatred makes you strong.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at June 05, 2020 09:45 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Got Bad Knees, so GFY at June 05, 2020 09:45 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 05, 2020 09:45 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 05, 2020 09:42 PM (0QYMt)
It looks like a "one".
Posted by: Emma at June 05, 2020 09:45 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 09:46 PM (arJlL)
It was such a short book. Three movies? Needless to say. I haven't watched them. Would that Jackson had followed that logic for the Ring trilogy.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:46 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 09:46 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Got Bad Knees, so GFY at June 05, 2020 09:45 PM (x8Wzq)
Is there any vermouth left? If not, you're really out of booze.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at June 05, 2020 09:47 PM (2N7oZ)
https://share.par.pw/post/2804fe706124461a8a93ceaaf29113d9
Join Parler.com
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at June 05, 2020 09:48 PM (af5xa)
Search youtube for How Star Wars was Saved in the Edit.
I think Marcia Lucas (George's now-ex) was responsible for how good it was. She won the Emmy for best editor.
Posted by: Chuck C at June 05, 2020 09:48 PM (Il+s2)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Got Bad Knees, so GFY ''
Me too. Don't want to mix liquors so I stopped and took 2 aspirins and a glass of water.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:48 PM (gLRfa)
Without non-lethal methods of crowd control, you have three options when dealing with a rioting mob:
1) Abandon the city to the mob. Buildings being torched, fire unable to respond, etc. We got a taste of that in Minneapolis the first couple of nights.
2) Bring in all the state police, all the suburban police you can get, back them up with thousands of armed National Guard, and do mass arrests.
3) Start shooting. Historically, that frequently hasn't worked out well for governments that have done that.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 09:49 PM (I2/tG)
to say. I haven't watched them. Would that Jackson had followed that
logic for the Ring trilogy.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:46 PM (gLRfa)
I haven't seen the cartoon in ages. But was thinking of finding it and watching it again.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at June 05, 2020 09:49 PM (2N7oZ)
Seattle 2001 Mardi Gras riots. SPD had to practice 'de-policing' as thousands of young revelers began to lose their sh-t. A 20 yo Kristopher Kime wss attacked from behind by a jackass wielding a skateboard and killed. His organs went to helping others extend gheir lives. His pos attacker, Jerrell Thomas served time thru 2010.
Posted by: Rex B at June 05, 2020 09:49 PM (CKJCj)
That reminds me of this thing some years back where as a joke, somebody shoehorned movies into little fifteen second summaries. Star Wars got space battles, Death Star exploding, etc. for example.
Jackson's King Kong jumped directly to fifteen seconds of credits.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at June 05, 2020 09:49 PM (ZSK0i)
I think Marcia Lucas (George's now-ex) was responsible for how good it was. She won the Emmy for best editor. ''
I've read that many times. She made that movie. Hope she got a good settlement.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:50 PM (gLRfa)
Translation: We fired so much of that shit at the crowds that our inventory is empty and our Chinese suppliers are telling us that the backorder is a month long.
Posted by: 🐧 at June 05, 2020 09:50 PM (qibYB)
Posted by: notsothoreau
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A litany of, 'I do not recall'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2020 09:50 PM (u/mHG)
https://share.par.pw/post/2804fe706124461a8a93ceaaf29113d9
Join Parler.com
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at June 05, 2020 09:48 PM (af5xa)
~~~~~
Way to go.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 05, 2020 09:51 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2020 09:52 PM (JKNZq)
LOL
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:52 PM (gLRfa)
Clear before sicker never liquor.
You shall shell no wine before she's time.
Just chug some Nyquil.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 09:52 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: RKae at June 05, 2020 09:39 PM (iKgfy)
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I happen to agree with you.
They may not LIKE it exactly but they ARE supporting it.
At the very least, the issue is not of great importance to them.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 05, 2020 09:52 PM (M/9m0)
Take a whole pail of water just to cool him down
Posted by: JackStraw at June 05, 2020 09:52 PM (ZLI7S)
2) Bring in all the state police, all the suburban police you can get, back them up with thousands of armed National Guard, and do mass arrests.
3) Start shooting. Historically, that frequently hasn't worked out well for governments that have done that.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
You forgot option 4) Go in with the cold steel.
Because they don't like it up em, you see. They DO NOT like it up em!
Posted by: Cpl Jack Jones at June 05, 2020 09:52 PM (SfYbS)
hair...which is prettier than black hair...so black men are always
chasing after white women...which angers black women...so to even the
playing ground...white women need to shave their heads.
And many black women wear the hair of people from other ethnicities. Weaves. Hair extensions.
This is not a subject black people should want to 'raise awareness' about.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 09:12 PM (oVJmc)
*****
Yes, and their answer/rebuttal to that is that black women are oppressed into wearing weaves...because of white women and their oppressive white hair...so by forcing white women to shave their heads, black women (who have been oppressed for 400 years) will finally catch a break...and be able to have their hair the way they like it...which may be an afro...or it may be straightened...but that is black women being empowered...white women being told to shave their heads.
You're not going to make a rational, reasoned argument that is going to change these peoples mind.
The only thing you can do is say "But first, you will blow me."
I'm just the messenger.
I didn't craft it.
I just understand it.
Posted by: El Jefe at June 05, 2020 09:52 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:53 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Mr. Morango
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I have a friend who really liked those. He has a cache of them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2020 09:53 PM (u/mHG)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Got Bad Knees, so GFY at June 05, 2020 09:53 PM (x8Wzq)
National Lampoon's parody of the Reader's Digest version of Gone With The Wind:
"War is coming", said Rhett Butler. "Fiddle-dee-dee", said Scarlett O'Hara.
BOOM!
"Thank God that terrible war is over", said Scarlett.
...and so on.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 05, 2020 09:53 PM (I2/tG)
"Barack will require you to work. He is going to demand that you
shed your cynicism. That you put down your divisions. That you come out
of your isolation, that you move out of your comfort zones. That you
push yourselves to be better. And that you engage. Barack will never
allow you to go back to your lives as usual, uninvolved, uninformed."
"Barack" in this paragraph = "The Movement". They were on the ascent here, bigly. This was one of their many warning flares.
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2020 09:54 PM (gZ6M8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 05, 2020 09:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2020 09:55 PM (t3ssW)
Posted by: hogmartin at June 05, 2020 09:56 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: ... at June 05, 2020 09:54 PM (gZ6M
Oh he's a movement alright. A bowel movement
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 09:57 PM (a4xU3)
Because they don't like it up em, you see. They DO NOT like it up em!
Posted by: Cpl Jack Jones at June 05, 2020 09:52 PM (SfYbS)
Potes dicere quia iterum.
Posted by: Gaius Julius Caesar at June 05, 2020 09:57 PM (0QYMt)
I was looking at some antique family photographs last spring. In one of the formal portraits, there was a well-dressed lady who happened to be wearing a swastika pin.
Oooh, racisty racist?!?
No-- the image was made in the nineteenth century, probably long before Hitler's parents even met...
Posted by: JQ at June 05, 2020 09:57 PM (whOIk)
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 07:53 PM (gLRfa)
Aha! That explains why I don't who she is.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 09:57 PM (iu1zp)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 09:58 PM (luzVb)
Posted by: Methos at June 05, 2020 09:58 PM (kOpft)
Well I say FU Barack. I'm old enough that I can state that but I do worry for my son's and darling grandchildrens' future. I was lucky to grow up in the 5's and early 60's and am so grateful for that.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2020 09:58 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 10:00 PM (luzVb)
820
I have the original Star Wars trilogy on laserdisc. Unfucked by Lucas.
I've got the Definitive Edition.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 10:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Overstocked with the Resort Wear of Oppression! at June 05, 2020 10:01 PM (0QYMt)
Colt 45 Malt Liquor.
https://tinyurl.com/y7gae4wd
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 09:58 PM (luzVb)
*****
There will never be a Colt 45 commercial to top Billie Dee Williams saying "Colt 45. It works every time."
Posted by: El Jefe at June 05, 2020 10:16 PM (Ae67h)
https://tinyurl.com/yc747e9b
"She"....
Replies are funny.
Posted by: Tami at June 05, 2020 09:35 PM (cF8AT)
Melt "her" down into Tranny fluid. Organic tranny fluid, made exclusively from free-range trannies.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 05, 2020 10:48 PM (8PZ0Q)
Posted by: West at June 05, 2020 11:15 PM (I3X4g)
Posted by: elbandeeto at June 05, 2020 11:50 PM (pJmya)
Why aren't they cutting themselves too?
If they are going to mutilate themselves for BLM then get at it.
I guess that they just don't care enough.
sniffle
Posted by: Mongo at June 06, 2020 12:25 AM (ITTjj)
Posted by: Buffalobb at June 06, 2020 12:45 AM (RNoZj)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at June 06, 2020 12:47 AM (/OqVH)
I think she was that archer in that game show.
Or maybe one of the witches on Charmed?
Maybe both.
Posted by: Fen at June 06, 2020 02:51 AM (TNHVJ)
Posted by: ron n. at June 06, 2020 04:47 AM (om5HK)
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at June 06, 2020 08:38 AM (Ju2mK)
Posted by: Mark Matis at June 06, 2020 09:26 AM (nZJej)
If kneeling means that you aren't racist, what does dragging your ass along the ground like a dog mean?
Does that mean that you are super not racist?
What about if yo do it on a gravel road?
Posted by: Mongo at June 06, 2020 09:37 AM (ITTjj)
Posted by: Tom at June 06, 2020 01:57 PM (L5g/U)
Posted by: Misunderstood at June 07, 2020 11:17 AM (Quv1i)
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