Zombie: Lea Michele Got Cancelled After Virtue Signalling Her Support for Black Lives Matter

All zombie, from an earlier comment:

For those of you who doubt we have reached Peak Stupid, I present you with the following conclusive proof:
The star of the old TV show "Glee," Lea Michele, formerly a big hero to leftists because Glee was super pro-gay, chimed in with all the other virtuer-signalliers these days by tweeting out some virtue-signalling claptrap priasing Black Lives Matter etc.
Big mistake.
In reply, a minor cast member (who is black, of course) from the final season of Glee tweeted back that Lea Michele had micro-aggressed her during the filming of that season. In particular, she claimed that Lea Michele said aloud that she would shit in the minor cast member's wig.
Yes, shit in her wig.
Then, another minor cast member from Glee replied to that twet by posting a picture of herself drinking tea.
Yes, drinking tea.
This tea-drinking-photo caused a huge explosion online, because these days posting a picture of yourself drinking ta is your way of saying that you approve of something.
This means that the first minor cast member's accusation had ben supported by someone else, thus was verified!
Result:
Lea Michele is now being canceled. Lost her job as spokesperson for some compnay, being savaged online as a racist, etc.
All because she tried to virtue-signal how anti-racist she was.

Link to BBC article about this.

Meanwhile, an SJW comic pro got herself cancelled through her virtue signalling.

Babs Tarr, an artist occasionally on Batgirl, drew an idealized drawing of herself, much prettier, mucth fitter than she really is. She was drawing a superhero version of herself.

She gave this version of herself a deep golden tan.

Well, her fellow SJWs came out to cancel her. Why? Becuase they claimed that drawing yourself any darker than you really are -- even if it's with the normal ranges of a sun-worshipping white person with a good tan -- it's a form of "digital blackface" and also "blackfishing," a claimed phenomenon where white women attempt to disguise themselves as black.

She ignored this for a while. She even blocked the people harassing her.

Then she made the mistake of donating $100 to Black Lives Matter and bragging about it online.

And then more and more SJWs/Race Cultists (including many of the lily white variety) descended on her, now decrying the hypocrisy of giving $100 to Black Lives Matter while refusing to confess the sin of "blackfishing."

Yes, this really happened.

So what did she do?

She offered a groveling apology, of course, confessing to sins she did not commit and to crimes which don't even exist.

And then, to top it all of: She attacked the people who'd defended her, for using their own "white privilege" to excuse her sins.

She thinks that she's safe now.

No, the wolves have already tasted your blood. They've marked you now as an easy kill they can claim at any time.

You'll be permitted to hobble around a while. For now. Until some of the wolves get hungry.

Just Some Guy talks about this luntic episode below.

Here is her apology tour:

Devastated to see the discussion around my selfie drawings & potential blackface. I intended my coloring to portray a tan white girl. But intentions don’t matter, actions & words do. I apologize for any hurt caused, and I’m taking them down. I promise to do better in the future.
— ✦ 𝕭𝖆𝖇(e)𝖘 𝕿𝖆𝖗𝖗 ✦ (@babsdraws) May 31, 2020

Hey y’all, I want to address my apology and clarify some things. pic.twitter.com/wYXvPAvQck
— ✦ 𝕭𝖆𝖇(e)𝖘 𝕿𝖆𝖗𝖗 ✦ (@babsdraws) June 3, 2020

Hey y’all, please don’t defend me in the comments. I was in very much the wrong.
— ✦ 𝕭𝖆𝖇(e)𝖘 𝕿𝖆𝖗𝖗 ✦ (@babsdraws) May 31, 2020

The "Fuck you" is for the people defending her, who she assumes (without evidence) are part of the ComicsGate anti-SJW-cancelling movement.

I love when the SJWs get eaten by their own. It's so absolutely deserved.

Oh: I should add this. Our comic professionals show why their industry is collapsing yet again.

DC comics has created an exciting new imagining of Wonder Woman and her love interest Steve Trevor.

Steve Trevor is no longer her love interest.

No, now he's gay.

Actually, that's incomplete: Steve Trevor is now two different men -- two different gay men -- "Steve" and "Trevor."

And "Steve" is Asian -- Steve Chang -- and Trevor is black.

So Steve Trevor has been bravely imagined as two people, a gay Asian and a gay black guy.

And no, I'm not making this up. This is all true.

Oh, one more thing: "The New Warriors" -- the cringe volcano comic book featuring "SafeSpace" and "Snowflake" -- is no longer availalbe for pre-order.

It appears that it has either been cancelled, or put on indefinite delay. Perhaps until Marvel thinks comic shops are in good enough shape to poison with this sewage again.

Posted by: Ace at 01:31 PM

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1 I weep with joy about this.

Posted by: Roy at June 05, 2020 01:32 PM (Ti+Tv)

2 meep with joy. meep with joy

Posted by: Roy at June 05, 2020 01:32 PM (Ti+Tv)

3 And this is why you stay off of Twitter.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Sizzling Savings on Flame-Proof Riot Wear at the Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2020 01:34 PM (dDgOg)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 01:34 PM (LvTSG)

5 Woke. Broke. No assembly required.

Posted by: Fortcoins at June 05, 2020 01:34 PM (1vIuC)

6 Sometimes Cancel Culture has upsides.

Sometimes.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, stupid and purposely ignorant. at June 05, 2020 01:34 PM (4k/Uz)

7 Yup, progressive whites are at greatest risk of being confronted. You know damn well that if they see a MAGA type with an AR, demanding they kneel will be met with "you and whose army, jogger?"

Wolves can sense fear. They also sense its absence.

Posted by: trev006 at June 05, 2020 01:34 PM (qvEe8)

8 Sounds like a well deserved good news day all around.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 01:35 PM (tmA71)

9 Yeah SJWs eat their own occasionally, but they still wanna eat me and you more

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 05, 2020 01:35 PM (oAY8z)

10 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2020 01:35 PM (KNsKs)

11 Ew, let's not talk about that woman being eaten, that is just disgusting. Lea Michelle, maybe.

Posted by: arminius256 at June 05, 2020 01:35 PM (382aI)

12 Meep meep Motherfuckinghamsterfuckers

Sucks when your own eat you.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 01:35 PM (ynUFw)

13
"If only Comrade Deray Mckesson knew!!!!"

- - Zek Lea Michelle

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 01:35 PM (s2VJv)

14 Identity Group Politics is how you learn to subtract by division.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Sizzling Savings on Flame-Proof Riot Wear at the Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2020 01:36 PM (dDgOg)

15
I cant even follow the logic of the purported triggers.

Sorry.... Im totally lost here.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 01:36 PM (8XRCm)

16 I love when the SJWs get eaten by their own. It's so absolutely deserved.

==========

"I don't understand how this could happen."
-Robespierre

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 01:36 PM (LvTSG)

17 un-fucking-believable how low our society has sunk..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at June 05, 2020 01:36 PM (CjFDo)

18 Lol! The little world they created for themselves is shitty for everyone.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 01:36 PM (1ISKN)

19 "Digital blackface?" These people are fully 'round the wtist.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 01:37 PM (hYcqw)

20 Things like this is a reason I do not do twitter and only post milk toast crap on fb

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 01:37 PM (nRk/c)

21 OK, off to fly the drone. Be well, everyone.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, stupid and purposely ignorant. at June 05, 2020 01:37 PM (4k/Uz)

22 Like I said at the time, I can find work for Lea Michelle.

Hourly work, hourly pay.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 01:38 PM (l4C/z)

23
I TRIED TO TELL YOU!!!!!!

Posted by: Robespierre at June 05, 2020 01:38 PM (8XRCm)

24 The only bald girl I could do, was probably Sinead O'Connor.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 01:38 PM (ie76E)

25 So, tell me why Jimmy Fallon has not met the same fate as whoever this Lea person?

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2020 01:38 PM (88xKn)

26 Maybe they'll take themselves outside and shoot themselves.

Posted by: FrodoB-
Former otter wrangler at June 05, 2020 01:38 PM (dQF3z)

27 Reap what you sow. BLM is a racist movement itself, meant to divide people based on their race and set them against each other. It is un American at it's very core and its single goal is to tear down our society.

Equality has nothing to do with making one race a subject of another. In fact that is the antithesis of equality.

That's apparently lost on the buffoons, idiots and ignorant fatheads supporting this nonsense. So as a result of your ignorance- have fun getting pummeled. I'll be over here "drinking tea"

*sips*

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2020 01:38 PM (VpIIl)

28 Reminder: Hollywood was, is, and will always be stupid.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 01:38 PM (Boy/L)

29 "Digital blackface?" These people are fully 'round the wtist

So why would a white supremacist want to darken their skin? Eeeeew..... i'm being sarcatic so don't go after me... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 01:38 PM (Zmnko)

30 Really kind of scary, because that artist groveling is right out of "Escape From Red China" wherein the author relates how factory heads would be forced to admit to their misdeeds and try to be better communists.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 01:39 PM (WEBkv)

31 Speaking of eating your own... homeboy scores himself a bitchin' new iMac, gets jacked up and has it taken away by other "peaceful protesters".

https://tinyurl.com/bye-mac

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 01:39 PM (hKLpI)

32 This is sort of like Antifa beating "journalists." It's something to savor.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 05, 2020 01:39 PM (puu6v)

33 It always amazes me when these Hollywood assholes continue staying woke while their cohorts get cancelled.

Eventually the mob will come for you, too. Dumbasses.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at June 05, 2020 01:39 PM (VWp7G)

34 Struggle Sessions R Us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2020 01:39 PM (YqDXo)

35 Comic books from the big 2 have been garbage since, oh, 2007 or so.

Go indie or don't go at all.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 01:39 PM (l4C/z)

36 And anyone who can't see Mao's Cultural Revolution strategy in all this (all tumult, all the time) is an idiot.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 01:39 PM (Boy/L)

37 28 Reminder: Hollywood was, is, and will always be stupid.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 01:38 PM (Boy/L)

Not always. Not through and through. Certainly by the late 60s it was on that trajectory and certainly by the millennium it was gone goodbye.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 01:39 PM (s2VJv)

38 Yes. Let the hate flow.

This is also a little example of what's actually happening with the riots. This is a far left on center left thing.

Posted by: MJ at June 05, 2020 01:39 PM (gAMkn)

39 The gif that comes to mind when reading this hilarious bullsh*t is the one of Putin shaking his head and laughing.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 05, 2020 01:40 PM (O+I8R)

40 The progressive stack is coming to BLM.

Here's Chief of Twitter Police Kamala Harris helping to seed the destruction of this moment;

https://tinyurl.com/yck659ft

Remember Occupy Wallstreet? Remember how it started as a legitimate protest against financial corruption and government bailouts for billion-dollar companies? And then it degenerated into a shitshow of jazz hands, drum circles, Native American Rain Dance Rights and asexual weirdos named Ketchup going on the Colbert Report to tell the audience about the voices in xir head.

Lefty White Gurls ruin everything. And they will ruin BLM by doing what they always do...making it all about them.

I cannot wait to witness the spectacle of black men being shoved off the stage so that the Lena Dunhams of the world can take the mic and tell you all about THEIR struggle.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 05, 2020 01:40 PM (datdl)

41 "blackfishing"??

Like Arnold's fish Abraham on Diff'rent Strokes??

Posted by: doof2112 at June 05, 2020 01:40 PM (mZUr4)

42 Emanuel Goldstein could not be reached for comment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 01:40 PM (A5zUN)

43
fistbumps TJM

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 01:40 PM (8XRCm)

44 Willowed

ejsiI)

563 I believe there *should* be Police Reform everywhere and anywhere where they might need more guidance about kneeling on the back of some guy's neck.

I totally agree with that.
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 01:25 PM (Eicbe)

You mean more reform because it's continuously reforming. Today's law enforcement are choir boys compared to 100 years ago and every subsequent decade since. Funny how we don't give a second thought to those old movies in the 40's and 50's where the cop yells at a fleeing suspect ' STOP or I'll shoot. Bam! bam Bam!'
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 0

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 01:40 PM (2DOZq)

45 Well, her fellow SJWs came out to cancel her. Why? Becuase they claimed
that drawing yourself any darker than you really are -- even if it's
with the normal ranges of a sun-worshipping white person with a good tan
-- it's a form of "digital blackface" and also "blackfishing," a
claimed phenomenon where white women attempt to appear black.

That is absolutely insane. Don't they have big burly men in white coats to come around with the jacket with all the buckles on it to cart these people off

Posted by: Vic at June 05, 2020 01:40 PM (mpXpK)

46 Only a true racist would draw an ideal version of herself with darker skin!

Posted by: Shut up, they explained at June 05, 2020 01:40 PM (HtARq)

47 Getting a tan is now white supremacy!

Coppertone hardest hit!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 01:40 PM (k4dH2)

48 Willowed: sorry about the 100 rule violation
78 I vote for photo #6.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 11:23 AM

#6 needs a blanket and a picnic basket to be perfection.

Posted by: Downcast at June 05, 2020 01:40 PM (MhplU)

49 "25 So, tell me why Jimmy Fallon has not met the same fate as whoever this Lea person?"

He's being held back for when things get slow.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 05, 2020 01:40 PM (puu6v)

50 42 Emanuel Goldstein could not be reached for comment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 01:40 PM (A5zUN)

He's too busy controlling the weather...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 01:41 PM (s2VJv)

51 Heh. Like watching an insane asylum where all the inmates have bats. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 01:41 PM (o2MD2)

52 Has she posted a picture of herself kneeling? That should work, right?

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 05, 2020 01:41 PM (fpc+A)

53 Sitting by the pool is racist!

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2020 01:41 PM (88xKn)

54 So, tell me why Jimmy Fallon has not met the same fate as whoever this Lea person?
Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2020 01:38 PM (88xKn)

-----

Flips thru styleguide....

*taps chin*

looks like patriarchy to me.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 01:41 PM (8XRCm)

55 I have no idea who any of these people are but still cracking up over it.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 01:41 PM (AJ2LA)

56 I care about these people about as much as I care about one of Kim Jong Un's generals getting whacked by an AA gun.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 01:41 PM (Kpl3J)

57 > "I don't understand how this could happen."
> -Robespierre

"Me, either."
- Leon Trotsky

"Or me."
Ernst Röhm

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 01:41 PM (hKLpI)

58 Like watching an insane asylum where all the inmates have bats.

Yes, the flying kind.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (Boy/L)

59 Jimmy Fallon has a studio backing him.

He's also retarded. No one likes to hit the retarded kid first.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (l4C/z)

60 >>She offered a groveling apology, of course, confessing to sins she did not commit and to crimes which don't even exist.

Piker

Posted by: Drew Brees on Apology Tour at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (4uaSQ)

61 Never negotiate with a mob. Mobs have no leader or real hierarchy and who you are negotiating with is just some guy who can only take your concession and no way in he'll of getting any compliance fromantic the rest.
Also, Mobs want blood. They won't stop until they get it and then they will keep coming back for you sweet groveling and fear until there is nothing left of you, and you have nothing left to surrender.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (bMMCK)

62 So, tell me why Jimmy Fallon has not met the same fate as whoever this Lea person?

Lea is a small fish, Jimmy's a big fish. They'll come for him when all the small fish are gone.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (SchxB)

63 9 "Digital blackface?" These people are fully 'round the wtist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 01:37 PM (hYcqw)

Imagine the reaction of Shaun "Talcum X" King and Rachel Dolezal about now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (YqDXo)

64 WSJ: Trump Directs US Troop Reduction In Germany

Translation: Pay up, bitches

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (xPl2J)

65
**shrugs**

Show folk!

Posted by: Ernie "Coach" Pantuso at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (786Ro)

66
* looks out over the field where ProggieCancelProggiesConcerns grow *

* lo, the field is barren *

* contemplates repurposing the field for popcorn *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (DMUuz)

67 Them: We need to have a national conversation on race

Any one of us: OK --

Them: CANCELLED, you raaaacist scum!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (bDqIh)

68 But we're still a free country, right?

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (SJDa9)

69 So when black women dye their hair blonde that's still cool right? Just trying to keep up with the rules.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (AJ2LA)

70 You mean more reform because it's continuously reforming. Today's law enforcement are choir boys compared to 100 years ago and every subsequent decade since. Funny how we don't give a second thought to those old movies in the 40's and 50's where the cop yells at a fleeing suspect ' STOP or I'll shoot. Bam! bam Bam!'

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 01:40 PM (2DOZq)
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I saw an article a while back that suggested things started going downhill, police wise, once city police forces moved away from beat cops.

Sort of makes sense, because having a cop walking a beat, interacting with his neighborhood was probably a much better way to go.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (WEBkv)

71 It's almost like the people involved in comics and most entertainment are mostly vapid ignorant uninteresting unintelligent people.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (El6T/)

72 The left-winning hearts and minds daily/sarc

This woman may have a "walk away" moment. Getting fired for no good reason can do that to you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (+eVzC)

73 "I don't understand how this could happen."
> -Robespierre

"Me, either."
- Leon Trotsky

"Or me."
Ernst Röhm

"Word."
Harvey "The Ficus" Weinstein

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (Boy/L)

74 > "I don't understand how this could happen."
> -Robespierre

"Me, either."
- Leon Trotsky

"Or me."
Ernst Röhm

It's all so depressing. I think I'll take a warm bath.

Posted by: Marat at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (4uaSQ)

75 new hotness:
Get Woke - Get a Struggle Session

Posted by: Ernie at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (786Ro)

76 I cannot wait to witness the spectacle of black men
being shoved off the stage so that the Lena Dunhams of the world can
take the mic and tell you all about THEIR struggle.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 05, 2020 01:40 PM (datdl)

I EAT CAKE ON THE TOILET!! NAKED!!!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (dDgOg)

77 Go shit in your wig Samantha Ware.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (+7yf7)

78 And the Presidnet comes out to talk about the rebound of the economy with the jobs numbers and the imbecile press yells"Black unemployment is up!"...Anyone could guess why but that would be racist!

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (Zmnko)

79 "I don't understand how this could happen."
> -Robespierre

"Me, either."
- Leon Trotsky

"Or me."
Ernst Röhm

-----

"Werd"

Ceausescu

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (8XRCm)

80 Is it bad the the only names in this post I know are from DC comics?

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (eMtQa)

81 68 But we're still a free country, right?
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (SJDa9)

Posted by: Call me Ms Karen at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (ONvIw)

82 mobs are the best argument for high capacity magazines, ever.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (l4C/z)

83 62 So, tell me why Jimmy Fallon has not met the same fate as whoever this Lea person?

Lea is a small fish, Jimmy's a big fish. They'll come for him when all the small fish are gone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (SchxB)

=========

He's already grovelling, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (LvTSG)

84 The Leah Michele thing is interesting because she is widely known as a giant asshole by pretty much everyone thats worked around her. I don't doubt she said those things to that other actress, but she's a bitch to everyone. She's a colorblind asshole.

Oh well....

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (AD3JT)

85 > Never negotiate with a mob.

The best way to "negotiate" with a mob is by having several friends with shotguns.

Claymore mines also work.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (hKLpI)

86 That is absolutely insane. Don't they have big burly
men in white coats to come around with the jacket with all the buckles
on it to cart these people off

Posted by: Vic
They have other priorities at the moment.

https://tinyurl.com/ld84ghv

Posted by: pep at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (T6t7i)

87 I think some people believe that Twitter is more important than it actually is.

Posted by: JoeF. at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (CqE5x)

88 You would need a heart of stone not to laugh.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (QSnbM)

89 Blue on Blue?

*sips tea*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (KnJdm)

90 Annnnnd, another reminder why I'm so glad I never got on any form of social media.

Posted by: Mainah at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (kA2o0)

91 Becuase they claimed
that drawing yourself any darker than you really are -- even if it's
with the normal ranges of a sun-worshipping white person with a good tan
-- it's a form of "digital blackface" and also "blackfishing," a
claimed phenomenon where white women attempt to appear black.

--

I recall many a time where the digital "media" actually lightened the skin of both Buh-rock and his Mooch. Guess that's okay? Yeah, that's okay.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (O+I8R)

92 And as I am way late, Mark Thornton over at Mises.org says Lake shaped recoveries are more typical if the government stops trying to salvage the last bubvle.

So, hands off let me work should be the chant

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (bMMCK)

93 This is hilarious.

You can never be woke enough. Never. And some of the biggest SJW asshoe celebrities end up getting the angry mob sic'ed on them after leading the pack.

Need moar popcorn.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (bDqIh)

94 22 Like I said at the time, I can find work for Lea Michelle.

Hourly work, hourly pay.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 01:38 PM (l4C/z)

Does it have to be the whole hour? How much she charge for 30 minutes?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (Kpl3J)

95 'Blackfish swimmin
in the dead
of night...'

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (4uaSQ)

96 64 WSJ: Trump Directs US Troop Reduction In Germany

Translation: Pay up, bitches
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (xPl2J)

========

Maybe more like, "Fuck you, we're done."

I don't see why we should pay for the protection of people regularly talk about how much they hate us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

97 You'll do as you're told! Or I'm telling

Posted by: Call me Ms Karen at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (ONvIw)

98 Uh oh. When these people find out about Soul Man...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (A5zUN)

99 If only Ryan Murphy knew!

Posted by: Hands at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (786Ro)

100 He's already grovelling, though.
Maybe he just likes bending over?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (SchxB)

101 So is Kamala Harris blackfishing?
Talcum X?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (iTXRQ)

102 49 "25 So, tell me why Jimmy Fallon has not met the same fate as whoever this Lea person?"

He's being held back for when things get slow.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 05, 2020 01:40 PM (puu6v)

Sorta like the Who Dis suggestions sent to Oregon Muse by us morons

Posted by: doof2112 at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (mZUr4)

103 64 WSJ: Trump Directs US Troop Reduction In Germany

Love him!

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (Zmnko)

104 "I never realized just how far you can see from the top of a lamp post."

- Benito Mussolini

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (hKLpI)

105 I think some people believe that Twitter is more important than it actually is.

Big drama, really small stage.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (Boy/L)

106 79 I don't understand how this could happen
Robespierre

Me either
Leon Trotsky

Or me
Ernst Rohm

-----

"Werd"

Ceausescu

Oink

Posted by: Snowball at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (+7yf7)

107 I picture Lebron James leading Drew Brees around on a leash like a dog wearing a gimp mask.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (2DOZq)

108 68 But we're still a free country, right?
_______________

Sure. So long as we comply with all the left's demands.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 01:45 PM (k4dH2)

109 Wait, does Wonder Woman now date BackPack, or SafeSpace, or BrickThrower?

And Wonder "Woman"? How dare you.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 01:45 PM (DY3v8)

110 She offered a groveling apology, of course, confessing to sins she did not commit and to crimes which don't even exist.
---
Conflict sessions are going to be tight!

Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 01:45 PM (Eicbe)

111 Joy Behar was technically blackfishing, not blackface.

Stone her anyway.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 05, 2020 01:45 PM (iydjf)

112
Maybe more like, "Fuck you, we're done."

I don't see why we should pay for the protection of people regularly talk about how much they hate us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (LvTSG)

Take the troops out and remove or destroy the supplies.

Posted by: CN at June 05, 2020 01:45 PM (ONvIw)

113 87 I think some people believe that Twitter is more important than it actually is.
Posted by: JoeF. at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (CqE5x)

Well, it certainly seems it can lose you your job and ruin your life, apparently.

Not sure I am seeing the upside.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 01:45 PM (A5zUN)

114 Star Tribune @StarTribune
BREAKING: Gov. Tim Walz will lift restrictions to allow limited indoor dining, outdoor gatherings to resume in Minnesota.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 01:45 PM (H22GW)

115 I once observed a shark feeding frenzy. One shark got accidentally bit and started to bleed. The other sharks immediately turned on it and ate it.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 01:45 PM (IrKoQ)

116 94 22 Like I said at the time, I can find work for Lea Michelle.

Hourly work, hourly pay.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 01:38 PM (l4C/z)

Does it have to be the whole hour? How much she charge for 30 minutes?
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (Kpl3J)

I gotta pro-rate that half hour shit. Girl's gotta take time to travel and clean up, after.

Best deal is the 90 minutes session, as many cups of coffee as you can pour, knowhatimsayin?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 01:45 PM (l4C/z)

117

Steve Trevor is no longer her love interest.

No, now he's gay.

Actually, that's incomplete: Steve Trevor is now two different men -- two different gay men -- "Steve" and "Trevor."

I...uhh...*shakes head*

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 01:46 PM (VEfqR)

118 Drinking tea?

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Blanco at June 05, 2020 01:46 PM (BZQgK)

119 114 Star Tribune @StarTribune
BREAKING: Gov. Tim Walz will lift restrictions to allow limited indoor dining, outdoor gatherings to resume in Minnesota.

And looting... Don't forget looting

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 01:46 PM (Zmnko)

120 Sh*t in a wig? Who thinks like that? I don't like you. I think I want to sh*t in your hair.

Sanity status:

Not missing [ ]
Missing [X]

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 05, 2020 01:46 PM (O+I8R)

121 Like I said at the time, I can find work for Lea Michelle.

Hourly work, hourly pay.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo

Does this " work" meet current OSHA standards for strenuous, repetitive tasks performed in the horizontal position?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...Made in the USA at June 05, 2020 01:46 PM (EUVBV)

122 BREAKING: Gov. Tim Walz will lift restrictions to allow limited indoor dining, outdoor gatherings to resume in Minnesota.

Trump's Minnesota poll numbers say, "'ALLO, GUVNAH!"

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 01:46 PM (Boy/L)

123 Bringing back the Army for re-Greening I hope.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 01:46 PM (DY3v8)

124 mobs are the best argument for crew served weapons.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (l4C/z)
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Edited.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 01:46 PM (WEBkv)

125 WSJ: Trump Directs US Troop Reduction In Germany

Translation: Pay up, bitches
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (xPl2J)

That just proves Trump is Putin's man. /s

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 01:46 PM (2DOZq)

126 >I think some people believe that Twitter is more important than it actually is.
Posted by: JoeF.

everybody in their bubble is on Twitter; ergo, everybody is on Twitter

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (iTXRQ)

127 Btw,
Who is Leah Michelle?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (ynUFw)

128 They should shave their heads in solidarity with BLM. It is what apologetic white women must do. I saw it on the inter webs so it must be true.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (UNyae)

129 Drinking tea is cultural appropriation.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (1ISKN)

130 124 mobs are the best argument for crew served weapons.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 01:43 PM (l4C/z)
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Edited.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 01:46 PM (WEBkv)

I like where your head is at.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (l4C/z)

131 69 So when black women dye their hair blonde that's still cool right? Just trying to keep up with the rules.
Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (AJ2LA)

Sure. Just like black women wearing wigs to look like white women.

Right, Moochelle? Maxine?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (YqDXo)

132 What part of the nouveau French Revolution are we in now?

Posted by: Piratepatch from the flood zone at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (oi33e)

133 Repost PSA (hopefully it is not true)

ATTN NY Morons. I have seen unverified reports of
Vanilla ISIS planning to show up in numbers in Rochester NY. Have your
NY friends and family on the alert and checking for more information and
taking proper precautions.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2020 01:29 PM (KnJdm)

I hope I am not spreading a hoax, but erring on the side of caution seemed prudent. If anyone can debunk, please do so.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (KnJdm)

134 On the principle that "The way to get rid of a bad law is to enforce it equally on everyone" (notice we don't do this with drug laws) -- maybe the cancel culture will die a well-deserved death.

Posted by: FloridaMan at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (Iex1l)

135 125 WSJ: Trump Directs US Troop Reduction In Germany

Translation: Pay up, bitches
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (xPl2J)

That just proves Trump is Putin's man. /s
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 01:46 PM (2DOZq)

===========

I have been told that Germany is the new engine of the West, the new beacon of democracy for the world.

Why would they need us around?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (LvTSG)

136 I once observed a shark feeding frenzy. One shark got accidentally bit and started to bleed. The other sharks immediately turned on it and ate it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 01:45 PM (IrKoQ)

And this is a metaphor for the Left....

Posted by: JoeF. at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (CqE5x)

137 Her Co-star died young from Drugs, but she is alive to edumacate us now.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (ie76E)

138 Blue on Blue?

*sips tea*
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM

But is it organic, free-trade, free-range tea?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (DMUuz)

139 127
Btw,

Who is Leah Michelle?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (ynUFw)

Leah Thompson > Lea Michelle

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (KnJdm)

140 And no, I'm not making this up. This is all true.

Ace is now doing Dave Barry.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (Z4rgH)

141 Didn't Manson's female followers shave their heads during his trial? He must have been hung like a bull.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (DY3v8)

142 Who is Leah Michelle?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (ynUFw)
---
She was the lead female student singer on Gay!

Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (Eicbe)

143 > I recall many a time where the digital "media" actually lightened the skin of both Buh-rock and his Mooch.

Mooch, yeah, but I think if you lightened Gaylord's skin very much he'd start looking like Edgar Winter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (hKLpI)

144 NFL announces today the season opener will still happen as scheduled, except the actual game will just be 60 minutes of the players kneeling. The halftime performance will be a public flogging of Drew Brees.

Posted by: brak at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (cG+eD)

145 Willowed:
So, before The Lancet published the flawed study on HCL that they had to retract, the Lancet editors wrote a nasty editorial on May 15 blasting Trump's "incoherent" response to WuFlu.

Oh, by the way, the Lancet was in such a hurry to publish the bad news for HCL (ie, Trump) that they had to violate their standards and NOT do peer review.

This should do serious damage to the Lancet's reputation, but, you know, Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: FloridaMan at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (Iex1l)

146 103 64 WSJ: Trump Directs US Troop Reduction In Germany

Love him!
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (Zmnko)
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Hmmm, is this part of the reason for the Military's insubordination on Trump's crowd control proposal.

It was a shot across the bow about Troop reductions in Europe?

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (G0vdT)

147 Actually, that's incomplete: Steve Trevor is now two different men -- two different gay men -- "Steve" and "Trevor."

I...uhh...*shakes head*
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 01:46 PM (VEfqR)

I stopped reading comics *does math* 29 years too early.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (A5zUN)

148

BTW the artwork for Wonder Woman was horseshit. A long way from Jack Kirby, John Buscema, John Byrne, George Perez etc.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (VEfqR)

149 All who have served the revolution have plowed the sea.

Posted by: Simon Bolivar at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (dDgOg)

150 I can't wait until they start necklacing each other.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (YqDXo)

151 3 And this is why you stay off of Twitter.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Sizzling Savings on Flame-Proof Riot Wear at the Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2020 01:34 PM (dDgOg)

Exactly.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&V at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (HabA/)

152 >>Didn't Manson's female followers shave their heads during his trial? He must have been hung like a bull.

He could lick his eyebrows.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (4uaSQ)

153 89
Blue on Blue?

*sips tea*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

I sincerely hope you're extending a pinky, young man. Don't think we aren't watching.

Posted by: pep at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (T6t7i)

154 I only know this because I was in the Navy, but when a bunch of people shave their heads, you find out that a lot of people have some weird skulls out there.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (1ISKN)

155 138
Blue on Blue?

*sips tea*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM

But is it organic, free-trade, free-range tea?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (DMUuz)

No. No homo.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (KnJdm)

156 Song like an exploding teardrop in the internal sound system : My Baby Does The Piranha.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (xyOmW)

157 I saw Traumatic Microagressions open for Dresden Firebombs in Dresden Castle back in 1945.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (ufFY8)

158 >What part of the nouveau French Revolution are we in now?
Posted by: Piratepatch

Robespierre sleeps with one eye open

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (iTXRQ)

159 Sure. Just like black women wearing wigs to look like white women.

....

Or straightening their hair.

Beyonce almost looks white. She's trying hard.

Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (SJDa9)

160 Leah Thompson > Lea Michelle

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (KnJdm)

This is objectively true.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (Z4rgH)

161 Star Tribune @StarTribune
BREAKING: Gov. Tim Walz will lift restrictions to allow limited indoor dining, outdoor gatherings to resume in Minnesota.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 01:45 PM (H22GW)
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If that ship didn't sail when half of Minneapolis was burned down, then, I don't really think MN has a chance.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (WEBkv)

162 127 Btw,
Who is Leah Michelle?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (ynUFw)

She was a model on one of those GoDaddy commercials, wasn't she?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (A5zUN)

163 158 >What part of the nouveau French Revolution are we in now?
Posted by: Piratepatch

Robespierre sleeps with one eye open
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (iTXRQ)

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So, Danton is dead then?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (LvTSG)

164 What part of the nouveau French Revolution are we in now?
Posted by: Piratepatch from the flood zone at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (oi33e)
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I don't think there's a legit candidate for the Hebertists, yet.

Antifa are coming close.

Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (Eicbe)

165 35
Comic books from the big 2 have been garbage since, oh, 2007 or so.

Go indie or don't go at all.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 01:39 PM (l4C/z)

I got out of the industry in 2002, saw the writing on the wall as it were.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (DjiZK)

166 Your wig sir. I sh!t in it!

Posted by: Glee Version of There Will Be Blood at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (V8zw+)

167 111 Joy Behar was technically blackfishing, not blackface.

Stone her anyway.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at June 05, 2020 01:45 PM (iydjf)

The only suitable punishment for Bitch Bahar is to sew her up in a tight fitting rawhide bag and set her in the sun.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 01:50 PM (o2MD2)

168 First - I shit in your wig! Next - I patriarchy at you!

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 01:50 PM (MzFJT)

169 132
What part of the nouveau French Revolution are we in now?

Posted by: Piratepatch from the flood zone

More to the point, who will be the new Nappy?

Posted by: pep at June 05, 2020 01:50 PM (T6t7i)

170 This should do serious damage to the Lancet's reputation, but, you know, Orange Man Bad.
Posted by: FloridaMan at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (Iex1l)

The Lancet torched its reputation with that bogus study of deaths in Iraq, in which they blamed ALL deaths - most of which were due to AQ/ISIS - on us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2020 01:50 PM (YqDXo)

171 And Wonder "Woman"? How dare you.
_______________

Xhe must now be referred to as Wonder Indeterminate Being, so as not to be sexist or species-ist.

Although xhe may have to drop the "Wonder" part too, as that could be construed as able-ist and thus might hurt the tender feeeelz of some lesser-abled beings.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 01:50 PM (k4dH2)

172 Robespierre sleeps with one eye open
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (iTXRQ)
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Crimping his pillow tight.

Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 01:50 PM (Eicbe)

173 Didn't Manson's female followers shave their heads during his trial? He must have been hung like a bull.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (DY3v

Right now guys with big dicks are sighing to themselves and saying, 'It doesn't work that way..."

Posted by: JoeF. at June 05, 2020 01:50 PM (CqE5x)

174 "146 103 64 WSJ: Trump Directs US Troop Reduction In Germany

Love him!
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (Zmnko)
--------

Hmmm, is this part of the reason for the Military's insubordination on Trump's crowd control proposal.

It was a shot across the bow about Troop reductions in Europe?"

They are terrified the cash cow known as "Afghanistan" may disappear soon. That was certainly Mattis' reason for threatening a military coup. Trump needs to pull those troops yesterday.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 05, 2020 01:50 PM (puu6v)

175 144 NFL announces today the season opener will still happen as scheduled, except the actual game will just be 60 minutes of the players kneeling. The halftime performance will be a public flogging of Drew Brees.
Posted by: brak at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (cG+eD)

__

In the spirit of our new communist overlords, every game will end in a 0-0 tie. EQUALITY FOR ALL BITCHES!!

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 01:50 PM (AJ2LA)

176 This is a movement fueled by narcissism and it will end with narcissists destroying each other and embarrassing their entire cause.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (datdl)

177 Who is Leah Michelle?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (ynUFw)
---
She was the lead female student singer on Gay!
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (Eicbe)

She also played a smart-aleck psychiatrist to Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men

Posted by: FloridaMan at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (Iex1l)

178 Clearly, there is some sort of 'code book' involved in all of this.

I mean, the tea thing. I'm told the Dai Lama like Lipton Tea.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (3aI0K)

179
Alternate post title:

When You Swim In A Sewer, You Get Covered In Shit and Piss

Twitter is a Sewer.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (r89K3)

180 BTW the artwork for Wonder Woman was horseshit. A long way from Jack Kirby, John Buscema, John Byrne, George Perez etc.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (VEfqR)
*cough* Art Adams, Frank Miller *cough*

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (DjiZK)

181 Robespierre sleeps with one eye open
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (iTXRQ)

Chin up, Robey.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (A5zUN)

182 I've heard her name but didn't know what she looked like so did a search.

Yikes. She's got a face only a mother could love. We're not even talking butter face here. More like margarine mug.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (j3npP)

183 Wait, does Wonder Woman now date BackPack, or SafeSpace, or BrickThrower?

And Wonder "Woman"? How dare you.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

In my mind, Wonder Woman (aka Gal Gadot) hooks up with Dangerous Diogenes and I let he light my lamp.
IFKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (axyOa)

184 Maybe these actresses have lice.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (kA3Cp)

185 Star Tribune @StarTribune
BREAKING: Gov. Tim Walz will lift restrictions to allow limited indoor dining, outdoor gatherings to resume in Minnesota.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 01:45 PM (H22GW)

Is there anywhere left to eat in Minneapolis that hasn't been torched and looted?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (tVQUs)

186 They are terrified the cash cow known as "Afghanistan" may disappear soon. That was certainly Mattis' reason for threatening a military coup. Trump needs to pull those troops yesterday.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 05, 2020 01:50 PM (puu6v)

___

But if we don't stay in Afghanistan for the next 100 years, the terrorists will have won. Or something.

Posted by: Not Amused at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (AJ2LA)

187 All of us looked the same in basic training after we got our heads shaved, the only difference was the ones with glasses.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (ie76E)

188
This is a movement fueled by narcissism and it will end with narcissists
destroying each other and embarrassing their entire cause.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (datdl)

The usual, then.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Sizzling Savings on Flame-Proof Riot Wear at the Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (dDgOg)

189 I have been told that Germany is the new engine of the West, the new beacon of democracy for the world.

Why would they need us around?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (LvTSG)
+++++++++++++
We don't have a multi-front global conflict within our capability right now. When it comes to where we need to focus our resources the question, fundamentally, has become "Europe or Asia?"

Trump is choosing "Asia."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (hYcqw)

190 "Things like this is a reason I do not do twitter and only post milk toast crap on fb"
Milk is racist, doncha know.
Think I'm kidding?

Posted by: fly at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (2M/TV)

191 NFL announces today the season opener will still happen as scheduled, except the actual game will just be 60 minutes of the players kneeling. The halftime performance will be a public flogging of Drew Brees.

Posted by: brak at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (cG+eD)

This sounds suspiciously plausible.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (Z4rgH)

192 Now - I microaggress you with all the blackfishings!

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (MzFJT)

193 178
Clearly, there is some sort of 'code book' involved in all of this.

I mean, the tea thing. I'm told the Dai Lama like Lipton Tea.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (3aI0K)

I think it is in reference to the Kermit the Frog meme, him sipping tea saying:
_____?
That's none of my business.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (KnJdm)

194 Lol! The little world they created for themselves is shitty for everyone.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 01:36 PM (1ISKN)
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Always about revenge and vengeance.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (/ZYFC)

195 ** Reads content, sips tea. **

Posted by: Roland THTG at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (88+cf)

196 She was vaporized, to use a term from the great novel MCMLXXXIV.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (ejsiI)

197 119 114 Star Tribune @StarTribune
BREAKING: Gov. Tim Walz will lift restrictions to allow limited indoor dining, outdoor gatherings to resume in Minnesota.

Michigan is allowing restaurants to open on Monday...

But we won't be opening.

Not only are you only allowed half capacity, but the regulations are ridiculous. Staff is suppose to change gloves after every action. Pass out menus to one table, change gloves, take plates off of another table, change gloves, and on and on. Someone goes to the restroom? Stop and sanitize before anyone else goes in. They don't even want people to touch the doors. Install "foot operated" door equipment or hire someone to just open and close doors for everyone.

A lot of restaurants could survive being closed for few months, but I doubt many will be able to stay in business operating like this.

We're going to continue with the take-out dinners and box lunches going out to commercial customers.

Posted by: jwest at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (mrrpT)

198 In reply, a minor cast member (who is black, of course) from the final season of Glee tweeted back that Lea Michele had micro-aggressed her during the filming of that season. In particular, she claimed that Lea Michele said aloud that she would shit in the minor cast member's wig.

I'm not sure if I'm alone here, but I'd consider shitting into someone's wig to be more of a *macro*-aggression. Then again, given the people involved, scat play may be the norm and shitting into another's wig is merely an inconvenience due to shooting schedules.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (DTX3h)

199 She also played a smart-aleck psychiatrist to Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men
Posted by: FloridaMan at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (Iex1l)

That's Jane Lynch who also was on Glee.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (2DOZq)

200 Lace Wigs
Now with actress shit!

Posted by: Denny Crane! at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (VyRC6)

201 Or straightening their hair.

Beyonce almost looks white. She's trying hard.
Posted by: Not Voting Our Way Out Of This at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM (SJDa9)

Nah, she not really trying THAT hard. - Zombie Michael Jackson

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (YqDXo)

202 Disgusted by Minneapolis and the virtue signaling to end the police. It took 8 long months to get any action against Mohammed Noor for unambiguously murdering Justine Damond. She had no drugs, no heart problems, nothing but a bullet to the brain. If she hadn't been Australian, Noor would still be on the police force. But, no one calls Minneapolis' leaders out for the City's blatant hypocrisy.

Posted by: EveR at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (R0z7P)

203 >So, Danton is dead then?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

uh, you just heard everything I know about the French Revolution

I do know they chopped off a lot of heads

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (iTXRQ)

204 Has Leah Michele shaved her head yet to prove she is truly sorry?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (wiXsO)

205 Clearly, just as white folk can't wear black face to be a black person, we need a ban on gay folks acting straight.

Posted by: SMOD at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (3aI0K)

206 186 They are terrified the cash cow known as "Afghanistan" may disappear soon. That was certainly Mattis' reason for threatening a military coup. Trump needs to pull those troops yesterday

I agree... Since Trump is enemy number 1 he might as well do what he wants... I mean... How much worse could the Trump hate be?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (Zmnko)

207 Does anyone actually eat milk toast? It sounds gross.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (1ISKN)

208 > Chin up, Robey.

I see what you did there.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (hKLpI)

209 Trump is choosing "Asia."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (hYcqw)

He really digs "Heat of the Moment."

Posted by: JoeF. at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (CqE5x)

210 In my mind, Wonder Woman (aka Gal Gadot) hooks up with Dangerous Diogenes and I let he light my lamp.
IFKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (axyOa)
------------
He?

*sits back, wait for horde pile on*

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (WEBkv)

211 Shit in your wigs sounds like a Georgian insult.

'I shit in your wig, sir.'

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (QSnbM)

212 Like, this:

Blue on Blue?

*sips tea*

Well, that's none of my business.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (KnJdm)

213 118 Drinking tea?

What a stupid time to be alive.

That Dr. Karlyn Borysenko got red-pilled after a Knitting Club scandal when a man in her group knitted green socks and was attacked and harassed so badly he almost killed himself.

Green. Socks.

Posted by: Snowball at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (+7yf7)

214 I saw an article a while back that suggested things started going downhill, police wise, once city police forces moved away from beat cops.

Sort of makes sense, because having a cop walking a beat, interacting with his neighborhood was probably a much better way to go.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (WEBkv)

I agree, and I think it could work. Now of course in gang run neighborhoods, you're going to need a push to get rid of the gangs first, because 2 or 3 cops aren't enough to stand against that level of brute force. But, once that influence is knocked back, then you just need 3 or 4 guys from the neighborhood, big and strong and who live in the neighborhood and know everyone there. Then you make them the cops and let them take responsibility for keeping the place quiet - and you don't bother them too much about how they do it, as long as they keep things quiet and protect the people who live there. That's the way it was done in the old days, and it could be done that way again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (Kpl3J)

215 189 I have been told that Germany is the new engine of the West, the new beacon of democracy for the world.

Why would they need us around?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (LvTSG)
+++++++++++++
We don't have a multi-front global conflict within our capability right now. When it comes to where we need to focus our resources the question, fundamentally, has become "Europe or Asia?"

Trump is choosing "Asia."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (hYcqw)

=========

It helps that Europe definitely doesn't need dirty Americans to keep themselves safe from Russia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

216 Jesus. Quit fucking groveling. Have some fucking dignity.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (NWiLs)

217 If anything can bring us all together in these difficult times, it is America's universal hatred for Lefty White Gurls.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (datdl)

218 @35
Comic books from the big 2 have been garbage since, oh, 2007 or so.

Go indie or don't go at all.
I think that goes for most of the entertainment culture

Posted by: artemis at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (AwPyG)

219 Staff is suppose to change gloves after every action.
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but...but what about the turtles and the ocean???

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (/ZYFC)

220 NFL announces today the season opener will still happen as scheduled, except the actual game will just be 60 minutes of the players kneeling. The halftime performance will be a public flogging of Drew Brees.
Posted by: brak at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (cG+eD)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE ALREADY PLANNING ON DOING.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (tVQUs)

221

Rasmussen:

Black voter approval for Trump over 40%.

Say, what?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (s2VJv)

222 Welcome to the Cultural Revolution

Posted by: Jeffersonian at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (yX3gx)

223 A lot of restaurants could survive being closed for few months, but I doubt many will be able to stay in business operating like this.

We're going to continue with the take-out dinners and box lunches going out to commercial customers.
Posted by: jwest at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (mrrpT)
++++++++++
Yup. We have similar bone-headedness in Denver. I have asked a number of restaurants that I like that are still doing take-away when they'll be reopening. I have gotten the same answer from all three of them: "when we can open at 100%. We can't make any money at a quarter or half."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (hYcqw)

224 They're all Jacobins murdering each other when the enemy isn't accessible. This is the only satisfying observation of anarchy.

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (dn+tK)

225 204
Has Leah Michele shaved her head yet to prove she is truly sorry?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (wiXsO)

She relieved herself on a ficus and promised to fight the NRA.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2020 01:54 PM (KnJdm)

226 189 I have been told that Germany is the new engine of the West, the new beacon of democracy for the world.

Why would they need us around?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM (LvTSG)
+++++++++++++
We don't have a multi-front global conflict within our capability right now. When it comes to where we need to focus our resources the question, fundamentally, has become "Europe or Asia?"

Trump is choosing "Asia."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (hYcqw)

Umm, Germany?

How many divisions has Germany (h/t, Dzugashvili)?

How free, indeed, is Germany? I'd offer, not much.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2020 01:54 PM (ejsiI)

227 It helps that Europe definitely doesn't need dirty Americans to keep themselves safe from Russia.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (LvTSG)
+++++++++++++
That became clear in 1989.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 05, 2020 01:54 PM (hYcqw)

228 Rush reporthig that Black LV Trump approval at 40%

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 01:54 PM (MzFJT)

229 >>>Rasmussen:
Black voter approval for Trump over 40%.
Say, what?!

Just what American needed, more White Supremacists.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 05, 2020 01:54 PM (datdl)

230 Afghanistan is a misbegotten pile of rocks peopled by goat-fucking savages, and the sooner our guys stop bleeding over it, the better

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 01:54 PM (iTXRQ)

231 > Does anyone actually eat milk toast? It sounds gross.

My great grandparents did, especially if they had bread or milk that needed to be used up. They'd eat it as a meal.

Only much later in life did it occur to me that in the time and place they grew up, that WAS a normal meal, which was way better than not having a meal.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 01:54 PM (hKLpI)

232

And Neal Adams. One of the best comic book artists

Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 05, 2020 01:54 PM (VEfqR)

233 I believe Jimmy Fallon must've offered up heart felt apologies because just a few days ago I passed by he and Don Lemon having a deep intellectual discussion on tv. I did not stick around.

Posted by: Ktgreat at June 05, 2020 01:54 PM (AD3JT)

234 221

Rasmussen:

Black voter approval for Trump over 40%.

Say, what?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (s2VJv)

===========

1) "You ain't black!"

2) *white leftist agitators start burning down black neighborhoods*

3) Profit!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 01:54 PM (LvTSG)

235 Let he who has not shat in the wig of another, cast the first stone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 01:54 PM (If7m8)

236 "132 What part of the nouveau French Revolution are we in now?"

The gargoyles are being beheaded. That was about a quarter of the way in. The Vendee uprising is near.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 05, 2020 01:54 PM (puu6v)

237 Yes, struggle sessions. Guess this is why Emma Watson shaved her head:

Still learning. Emma Watson responded after fans criticized her for matching her "Blackout Tuesday" posts to her Instagram feed's aesthetic.

The Harry Potter actress, 30, faced backlash on Tuesday, June 2, for editing a white box around the black square that was being used to show solidarity for the Black Lives Matter movement on social media. Given Watson's history of social activism, some fans were disappointed that she would change the universally recognized symbol of support for protestors and that she didn't use her platform to share important resources for her followers in the wake of George Floyd's death.

"There is so much racism, both in our past and present, that is not acknowledged nor accounted for," Watson wrote in her statement on Tuesday night. "White supremacy is one of the systems of hierarchy and dominance, of exploitation and oppression, that is tightly stitched into society blah blah blah. . . ."

She put a white border around a black box, you guyz - burn the witch!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 01:55 PM (bDqIh)

238
Oh, one more thing: "The New Warriors" -- the cringe volcano comic book featuring "SafeSpace" and "Snowflake" -- is no longer availalbe for pre-order.

Oh, how that twee creature who was so proud of its creations must be sobbing into its pillow right now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 01:55 PM (pNxlR)

239 How free, indeed, is Germany? I'd offer, not much.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2020 01:54 PM (ejsiI)
+++++++++++++
You'd be wrong, sir.

Posted by: Middle Eastern and North African hordes, looting that bitch at June 05, 2020 01:55 PM (hYcqw)

240 222 Welcome to the Cultural Revolution
Posted by: Jeffersonian at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (yX3gx)

SWEEP AWAY THE MONSTERS AND DEMONS!!!

Posted by: Communist Party of China, June 1966 at June 05, 2020 01:55 PM (ejsiI)

241 Ace is now doing Dave Barry.

I see we're not doing phrasing anymore.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 05, 2020 01:55 PM (SchxB)

242 In a sane world, a sane person would view this as a Red Pill Moment.

Sadly, this is not that world, and they are not those people.

Posted by: McLurkerson at June 05, 2020 01:55 PM (ur9nk)

243 Did that woman just say "intentions don't matter"?

Does James Comey know this?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (E+OcO)

244 "221

Rasmussen:

Black voter approval for Trump over 40%.

Say, what?!"

Racists.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (puu6v)

245 Germany is old Europe.

Posted by: Rumsfeld at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (DY3v8)

246 In my mind, Wonder Woman (aka Gal Gadot) hooks up with Dangerous Diogenes and I let he light my lamp.
IFKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 01:51 PM (axyOa)
------------
He?

*sits back, wait for horde pile on*

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

***

Oh shit!

HER! HER DAMNIT!!! HER!!!

Stoopid keyboard.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (axyOa)

247 "I promise to do better in the future."

Dear God, let me never speak those groveling words.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (If7m8)

248 Shit in your wigs sounds like a Georgian insult.

'I shit in your wig, sir.'
or a hackneyed expression that means to foul up horribly.

" Yeah, verily thou hast shit thine own wig this time, Reginald."

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (luzVb)

249 I actually believe the sipping tea is more "no comment, with a knowing smirk"

The meme uses Kermit the frog. It got particularly famous when Mossad posted it, after the Iranian nuclear computer virus

Posted by: artemis at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (AwPyG)

250 219
Staff is suppose to change gloves after every action.

----------

but...but what about the turtles and the ocean???

They'll just have to get their own damn gloves, now won't they.

Posted by: pep at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (T6t7i)

251 It is on a blank page that the most beautiful poetry is written.

Posted by: Chairman Mao at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (ejsiI)

252 only know this because I was in the Navy, but when a bunch of people shave their heads, you find out that a lot of people have some weird skulls out there.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM

This is why we have strict professional licensing, you know.

Posted by: Phrenologists at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (DMUuz)

253 https://www.instagram.com/emmawatson

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (bDqIh)

254 Trump should campaign on building the wall out of chunky blue hairs.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (datdl)

255 So this new Wonder Woman is a f*g hag?

Posted by: Anon at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (+0uDE)

256 I was following the essay for a while. Then instead of trying to keep up the overwhelming desire to not give a fuck took over.

And I'm good with that.

Posted by: DanMan at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (XTiHL)

257 Better to die on your feet than go out on your knees, cupping their balls, Lea.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (wgmJy)

258 Oh, one more thing: "The New Warriors" -- the cringe volcano comic book featuring "SafeSpace" and "Snowflake" -- is no longer availalbe for pre-order.

Oh, how that twee creature who was so proud of its creations must be sobbing into its pillow right now.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 01:55 PM (pNxlR)
----------------

Yeah, the pre-orders were probably just a tad below what were projected.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (WEBkv)

259 So let's review the bidding: someone I never heard of who was on a now-canceled show I never watched, and who has pissed off people I don't like, and who is now groveling to become herself someone I wouldn't like, if I had any idea who she is.

Is that about right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (YqDXo)

260 247 "I promise to do better in the future."

Dear God, let me never speak those groveling words.

I promise to be worse... Just being honest

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (Zmnko)

261 > Black voter approval for Trump over 40%.

I think the communists saw this coming. Part of the current rioting was likely an agent provocateur maneuver, aimed at provoking a violent overreaction from Trump.

That has not occurred.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (hKLpI)

262 Ok I thought Kermit drinking tea meant you are saying go on. Not that you agree. Or that you are gossiping. I cannot keep all these damn microaggressions straight

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2020 01:57 PM (UNyae)

263 That Dr. Karlyn Borysenko got red-pilled after a Knitting Club scandal when a man in her group knitted green socks and was attacked and harassed so badly he almost killed himself.

Green. Socks.
Posted by: Snowball at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (+7yf7)

oh my, I looked up that name just to see who it was, sometimes I follow links just to see where they go. Karlyn was having a feud with some character named VaushV, so I looked it his account, and he's apparently a Socialist who is very proud that somehow he just raised some money for BLM by playing Minecraft for 5 hours straight.

Infants. Our enemies are stupid, angry infants.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 01:57 PM (Kpl3J)

264 I've got a pair of black fishnet stockings around here somewhere...

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 01:57 PM (MzFJT)

265 Only much later in life did it occur to me that in the time and place they grew up, that WAS a normal meal, which was way better than not having a meal.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 01:54 PM (hKLpI)

Making do with what you have to cram as many calories down as you can.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 01:57 PM (A5zUN)

266 I'm looking at milk toast recipes now and they don't look too bad. It looks basically like a homemade cereal.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 01:57 PM (1ISKN)

267 the beatings will continue until people learn to SHUT THE FUCK UP WE DON"T CARE

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 05, 2020 01:57 PM (RKQ/v)

268 Oh shit!

HER! HER DAMNIT!!! HER!!!

Stoopid keyboard.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (axyOa)

-------

Dont feel too bad . . . . I fist bum'd willow yesterday....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 01:57 PM (8XRCm)

269 >Rasmussen:

Black voter approval for Trump over 40%.

no way!

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 01:57 PM (iTXRQ)

270 Rasmussen:

Black voter approval for Trump over 40%.

Say, what?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (s2VJv)
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I think there is a legit core of blacks that *do not want to see* racism in reverse that have been taken aback by BLM in all this.

Plus, I'd say you would lose some law-and-order black citizens to Walkaway.

And there could also be a sizable component of people seeing White Antifa come and break shit and burn down black neighborhoods--plus more blacks are getting the message that "White Liberals aren't your friends".

I can't say any of that exactly. So it's all rationale.

Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 01:57 PM (Eicbe)

271 257 Better to die on your feet than go out on your knees, cupping their balls, Lea.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (wgmJy)

Now how am I supposed to train a hoe if you're giving her advice like that?

Don't listen to him, Lea. You cup them balls and you keep that good, strong eye contact too.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 01:57 PM (l4C/z)

272
I promise to be worse... Just being honest
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (Zmnko)

--------

It should be my personal motto!

*fistbump*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 01:58 PM (If7m8)

273 239 How free, indeed, is Germany? I'd offer, not much.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2020 01:54 PM (ejsiI)
+++++++++++++
You'd be wrong, sir.
Posted by: Middle Eastern and North African hordes, looting that bitch at June 05, 2020 01:55 PM (hYcqw)

I guess it's a matter of perspective. My bad.

Posted by: Schengen Pact at June 05, 2020 01:58 PM (ejsiI)

274 That's Jane Lynch who also was on Glee.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (2DOZq)

Thanks for the correction,

--Senility setting in

Posted by: FloridaMan at June 05, 2020 01:58 PM (Iex1l)

275 Does it have to be the whole hour? How much she charge for 30 minutes?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 01:44 PM (Kpl3J)

I gotta pro-rate that half hour shit. Girl's gotta take time to travel and clean up, after.

Best deal is the 90 minutes session, as many cups of coffee as you can pour, knowhatimsayin?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 01:45 PM (l4C/z)

But she brings her own towel.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 05, 2020 01:58 PM (ufFY8)

276 Gabrielle Union hits Simon Cowell and 'America's Got Talent" with racism complaint, says NBC head bullied her-

https://tinyurl.com/yapl2wy5

Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 01:58 PM (wiXsO)

277 173 Didn't Manson's female followers shave their heads during his trial? He must have been hung like a bull.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 05, 2020 01:48 PM (DY3v

Right now guys with big dicks are sighing to themselves and saying, 'It doesn't work that way..."
________________

Yeah, it wasn't the sex, or the drugs, that made those chicks loyal to Manson. It was the fact that he told them he would take care of them, he was their only protection in the world, he was the only one who really loved them. All those women had serious daddy issues, and little Chuckie filled the void. He was the daddy of the Manson family, and every good girl knows she has to do what daddy tells her, if she doesn't want to lose his love.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 01:58 PM (k4dH2)

278
I have downgraded my opinion of the death of George Floyd from a Horrible Senseless Tragedy to an Unfortunate Accident.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 01:58 PM (r89K3)

279

You can tell when a white person is all into the blacks when they do that "y'all" thing.

They want them to know that they care a lot.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 05, 2020 01:58 PM (lg/F7)

280 247 "I promise to do better in the future."

Dear God, let me never speak those groveling words.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (If7m

What if there's some chick named "Better?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2020 01:58 PM (YqDXo)

281 274 That's Jane Lynch who also was on Glee.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (2DOZq)

==========

She has a very small part in The Fugitive, the Harrison Ford movie.

In her single scene, you can see her wearing a "Hate is not a Family Value" button.

She be very leftist and for a very long time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 01:59 PM (LvTSG)

282 That Dr. Karlyn Borysenko got red-pilled after a Knitting Club scandal when a man in her group knitted green socks and was attacked and harassed so badly he almost killed himself.

Green. Socks.
Posted by: Snowball at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (+7yf7)

---
What. The. Hell?!

Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 01:59 PM (Eicbe)

283 "Just what American needed, more White Supremacists."
Posted by: El Kabong at June 05, 2020 01:54 PM (datdl)

Black White Supremacists are the worst kind...

That's why liberals get so mad at them.

Posted by: jwest at June 05, 2020 01:59 PM (mrrpT)

284 SJW: "Remember when I said I'd kill you last? ... I lied."

Posted by: Harrison Bergeron at June 05, 2020 01:59 PM (Yn6WC)

285 Dont feel too bad . . . . I fist bum'd willow yesterday....
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 01:57 PM (8XRCm)

LOL. Poor willow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 01:59 PM (A5zUN)

286 "216
Jesus. Quit fucking groveling. Have some fucking dignity."

Yesterday, I groveled on Twitter. Today, I groveled on Insta. Join me live on Facebook tomorrow?

Posted by: Drew Brees at June 05, 2020 01:59 PM (2M/TV)

287 211 Shit in your wigs sounds like a Georgian insult.

'I shit in your wig, sir.'

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (QSnbM)

That's the next logical progression after "I fart in your general direction!"

Posted by: doof2112 at June 05, 2020 01:59 PM (mZUr4)

288 >>>Ok I thought Kermit drinking tea meant you are saying go on. Not that you agree.

It means more like, "That horrible thing that just happened to you? I'm just sipping tea."

Like, that's YOUR problem, and either I don't care, or I kinda think it's funny.

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2020 01:59 PM (PbpT7)

289 WZMB -- All zombie, all the time!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 01:59 PM (TQ/zJ)

290 the tea thing

How odd. That's really colonial of them.

Posted by: Piratepatch from the flood zone at June 05, 2020 01:59 PM (u48Of)

291
Germany has soccer games on TV...nobody can watch in the stands...so the final score is always 0-0 just like before. ,,,

.

MerkelGuddenhardenstroppen 0 - 0 Dresdenflugelassenpffeffer .

damn wrong again.

Posted by: saf at June 05, 2020 01:59 PM (5IHGB)

292 RE: those lefties I never heard of, who just got thrown under he SJW bus: Let dog eat dog, say I.

On another topic: From CNBC, "Black Workers Left Behind in Economic Recovery, New Data Shows"...because of course!

Posted by: mnw at June 05, 2020 01:59 PM (Cssks)

293 A sudden insight:

The MSM are Karens all the way down.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at June 05, 2020 01:59 PM (T09ml)

294 https://bit.ly/3eNP974
*******

Catherine Herridge
@CBS_Herridge
Republican-led Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee authorizes
@SenRonJohnson
to issue subpoenas FBI Crossfire Hurricane, State Dept contact author "Steele Dossier" and unmasking by former government officials. +30 names READ

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 01:59 PM (H22GW)

295
If only we'd had Twitter.

Posted by: Chinese Students in the 70s at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (PBmdd)

296 What. The. Hell?!
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 01:59 PM (Eicbe)

Pepe the Frog is green, therefore green socks are rayciss. It's so simple in their world.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (+7yf7)

297 She's not bad lookin.

For a wig shitter.

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (QLPEO)

298 I promise to do better in the future."

Dear God, let me never speak those groveling words.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (If7m

What if there's some chick named "Better?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2020 01:58 PM (YqDXo)

Better is pretty hot but her sister , Better than nothing , is barely a 1.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (2DOZq)

299 Lithium in the water in all Dem cities. That might help. A little.

Posted by: shibumi at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (ZCiJZ)

300 Dont feel too bad . . . . I fist bum'd willow yesterday....

Posted by: fixerupper

Thanxs.
I need to go finish the home schooling the grandkids anyway. Today is the last day.
I start drinking in an hour.

Oh, who am I kidding? There is brandy in the coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (axyOa)

301 231 > Does anyone actually eat milk toast? It sounds gross.

My great grandparents did, especially if they had bread or milk that needed to be used up. They'd eat it as a meal.

Only much later in life did it occur to me that in the time and place they grew up, that WAS a normal meal, which was way better than not having a meal.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 01:54 PM (hKLpI)

I've heard of that as well, and I realized it's a way to eat bread even after it's been sitting around a while and has gotten as hard as a rock. Bread pudding is a little bit nicer solution to the problem.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (Kpl3J)

302 There is a definite pecking order on the left, based on how many party traitors one turns in to the secret police.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (kA3Cp)

303 Twizzlers > Twitters

and I'm not even that crazy about Twizzlers

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (oAY8z)

304 "I promise to be better in the future" is what I say to myself after shooting an IDPA or High Power match.

Anything else is just groveling.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (WEBkv)

305 278
I have downgraded my opinion of the death of George Floyd from a Horrible Senseless Tragedy to an Unfortunate Accident.

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"Some people did some things."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (If7m8)

306 [[ insert Adam and Steve Garden of Eden Joke here ]]

Posted by: Sphynx at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (rXie1)

307 I say 'y'all' and I hate everybody

Daddy was from VA coal mine country

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (iTXRQ)

308 re that Lancet hoax HCQ story -- Last night, in an incredible burst of search-fu energy that took all of 3 minutes, I found SurgiSphere on Bloomberg, and I quote:

Surgisphere Corporation is located in Durham, NC, United States and is part of the Ambulatory Health Care Services Industry. Surgisphere Corporation has 2 total employees across all of its locations and generates $45,245 in sales (USD).

That is the sole "source" of all the data in that 'study'.

I'm not qualified to work at The Lancet... and neither are they, apparently.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (Z4rgH)

309 She has a very small part in The Fugitive, the Harrison Ford movie.

In her single scene, you can see her wearing a "Hate is not a Family Value" button.

She be very leftist and for a very long time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 01:59 PM (LvTSG)
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But she was awesome in Talladega Nights and the Guest-Levi series of movies.

So, I'll always have a soft-spot for Lynch--unless you gets too militant.

Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (Eicbe)

310 Don't listen to him, Lea. You cup them balls and you keep that good, strong eye contact too.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Free WA, Buy Ammo at June 05, 2020 01:57 PM (l4C/z

Heh. The eye contact part had me in stitches.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (wgmJy)

311 >>>She put a white border around a black box, you guyz - burn the witch!!!

You might think that's hyperbole, but you're getting mighty close to an actual prediction.

Posted by: El Kabong at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (datdl)

312 Jane Lynch is in Space Force, boycott that if you may

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (ie76E)

313 Pepe the Frog is green, therefore green socks are rayciss. It's so simple in their world.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (+7yf7)

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I think Im gonna regeret this.... but....

.... who the fuck is Pepe the Frog ??

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

314 If everything is racist nothing is

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 02:01 PM (Zmnko)

315 To think that there was a time in this country where there was a very popular show called "The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast". These actual, funny and amazing entertainers (with actual talent) kidded each other to no end and race was no boundary. It was hilarious and could never be made today unless the only people you roasted were white Christians.

Today's so-called entertainers deserve all the pain they receive.

Posted by: Cheri at June 05, 2020 02:01 PM (oiNtH)

316
She put a white border around a black box, you guyz - burn the witch!!!

Posted by: Lizzy

We should just be glad she didn't make the box paisley. Our cities would all look like Dresden.

Posted by: pep at June 05, 2020 02:01 PM (T6t7i)

317 @262
It's more an "I ain't sayin'"

Posted by: artemis at June 05, 2020 02:01 PM (AwPyG)

318 252 only know this because I was in the Navy, but when a bunch of people shave their heads, you find out that a lot of people have some weird skulls out there.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 01:49 PM

This is why we have strict professional licensing, you know.
Posted by: Phrenologists at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM (DMUuz)

When I was deploying last time, I began shaving my head (I was going bald anyway, so I said "screw it".) My colleagues were freaked out: "No, don't do it! You're going to deploy with SF! You need to blend in with everyone!"

I get to base and roughly half the dudes there shaved their heads.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2020 02:01 PM (ejsiI)

319 "Black voter approval for Trump over 40%."

They aint black.

-- Joe Biden

Posted by: doof2112 at June 05, 2020 02:01 PM (mZUr4)

320 I'm looking at milk toast recipes now and they don't look too bad. It looks basically like a homemade cereal.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 01:57 PM (1ISKN)
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Ate "Graveyard Stew" - graham crackers and warm milk - many times as a kid.

Posted by: jhawk90 at June 05, 2020 02:01 PM (/ZYFC)

321 Oh shit!
HER! HER DAMNIT!!! HER!!!
Stoopid keyboard.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 05, 2020 01:56 PM

You want Gal Gadot, dressed as Wonder Woman.
You'd settle for Cora Segal, dressed as Wonder Woman.
You get Sasha Baron Cohen wearing in his monokini.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2020 02:01 PM (DMUuz)

322 Social media is a suicide pact.

Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2020 02:01 PM (95j/9)

323 The tea sipping thing is the equivalent of saying "I ain't pointing no elbows but....." while you jab your elbow in that person's direction.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 02:02 PM (uVRjH)

324
.... who the fuck is Pepe the Frog ??

patron saint of the infamous hacker known as 4chan

Posted by: brak at June 05, 2020 02:02 PM (cG+eD)

325 I've heard of that as well, and I realized it's a way to eat bread even after it's been sitting around a while and has gotten as hard as a rock. Bread pudding is a little bit nicer solution to the problem.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (Kpl3J)
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Its carbs + fiber + protein.

Probably very sustenancey.

Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 02:02 PM (Eicbe)

326 My children can watch pantsuit hanging but they can't watch a puppet hanging.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 05, 2020 02:02 PM (xyOmW)

327 Also, why the fuck the second they re-gender someone black they make them gay I feel?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 02:02 PM (uVRjH)

328 They pulled out the big guns: The Rock made a speech on Instagram:

"But in this moment right now, this defining pivotal explosive moment where our country is down on its knees, the floorboards of our country are becoming unhinged. In this moment. We must say the words Black Lives Matter. . . ."

https://www.instagram.com/therock/

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 02:02 PM (bDqIh)

329 NG troops leaving DC just in time for megaprotest tomorrow.

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 02:02 PM (MzFJT)

330 It is unseasonably warm here today in my little spot in Michigan. Humidity and temp heading to 94 . And the brilliant organizers of a BLM protests on the sidewalks of the little town closest to me picked 5:30 pm for their 30min demonstration. 8 minutes of silence in recognition of how long it took Floyd to die. The pasty white libs involved in this are going to pass out from heatstroke after 9 minutes.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 02:02 PM (4MX4M)

331 .... who the fuck is Pepe the Frog ??
Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 02:01 PM (8XRCm)

It's a meme among the ALT-Right. Cartoon frog.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (+7yf7)

332 309 But she was awesome in Talladega Nights and the Guest-Levi series of movies.

So, I'll always have a soft-spot for Lynch--unless you gets too militant.
Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 02:00 PM (Eicbe)

==========

Yeah, I don't hold actors' politics against them in movies. If I did, I'd be like most people here and just not watch anything made in the last 50 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

333
They should shave their heads in solidarity with BLM. It is what apologetic white women must do. I saw it on the inter webs so it must be true.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at June 05, 2020 01:47 PM

------

They did this in France in 1944.
Shave your head and admit you were a Collaborator with the Totalitarian Occupying Regime. Because that is what these Social Justice Warriors are, a foreign Totalitarian Occupying Regime.

Posted by: Anon at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (+0uDE)

334
Current Mood: Oppressive

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (r89K3)

335 "Black voter approval for Trump over 40%."

They aint black.

-- Joe Biden
Posted by: doof2112 at June 05, 2020 02:01 PM (mZUr4)
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Oh yeah--and *that*.

Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (Eicbe)

336
G. Floyd and black people had my sympathy and support until this whole thing went off the rails

We need cop reform / training / adherence to Constitution and respect for citizens' innate rights

For EVERYONE, not just blacks

Posted by: Sphynx at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (rXie1)

337 So shitting in someone else's wig is a firing offense then?

Good to know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (If7m8)

338 When we all got our heads shaved in Basic, Phrenology made sense to me.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (ie76E)

339 >Rasmussen:

Black voter approval for Trump over 40%.
_______________

Jonah you fuckwit, where are you on that murder hornet breeding plan?

We need the damn things now!!! Hurry the hell up!!!

Posted by: The anarchist left, trying to destroy the country at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (k4dH2)

340 323 The tea sipping thing is the equivalent of saying "I ain't pointing no elbows but....." while you jab your elbow in that person's direction.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 02:02 PM (uVRjH)

*checks styleguide* Ah, so we are talking about boobs, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (A5zUN)

341 CBS (fake) news is reporting that Mark Esper is withdrawing all federal troops from DC.

If things go to shit in DC - its on the mayor.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (9V81o)

342 So, tell me why Jimmy Fallon has not met the same fate as whoever this Lea person?
Posted by: dantesed

Because they can extract concessions from him one do-nothing job at a time.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (ZxG8D)

343 Lithium in the water in all Dem cities. That might help. A little.

It's the Pax!

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (QSnbM)

344 62 So, tell me why Jimmy Fallon has not met the same fate as whoever this Lea person?

Lea is a small fish, Jimmy's a big fish. They'll come for him when all the small fish are gone.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 05, 2020 01:42 PM (SchxB)
________
It's like Whack-a-Mole. This Lea whoever and Babs Tarbaby stuck up their heads and bleated "Look at me!" and got pounded with a sledgehammer.

Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at June 05, 2020 02:04 PM (T8g6h)

345 9 NG troops leaving DC just in time for megaprotest

The Mayor demanded it.. Let DC burn to the ground... I don't give a s**t anymore

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 02:04 PM (Zmnko)

346 328 They pulled out the big guns: The Rock made a speech on Instagram:

"But in this moment right now, this defining pivotal explosive moment where our country is down on its knees, the floorboards of our country are becoming unhinged. In this moment. We must say the words Black Lives Matter. . . ."

https://www.instagram.com/therock/
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 02:02 PM (bDqIh)

===========

"We must"?

Huh...sounds like a command, to me.

So, unity through coercion?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 02:04 PM (LvTSG)

347
Don't forget Honkler!

Rainbow-Wig Wearing Clowns are ALSO a "symbol" of white supremacists.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 02:04 PM (r89K3)

348 >They pulled out the big guns: The Rock made a speech on Instagram:

"But in this moment right now, this defining pivotal explosive moment where our country is down on its knees, the floorboards of our country are becoming unhinged. In this moment. We must say the words Black Lives Matter. . . ."

yeah fuck that shit

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 02:04 PM (iTXRQ)

349
Honk! Honk!

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 02:04 PM (r89K3)

350 Sometimes it's you wig

Posted by: Priapism at June 05, 2020 02:04 PM (2cfUo)

351 I wonder when the troll memes come out with the kneeling and groveling individuals apologizing to Trump voters and normal people? That would stop it cold.

Posted by: Piratepatch from the flood zone at June 05, 2020 02:04 PM (u48Of)

352

Was it Star Trek where about 2200 WWIII happened, went nukes, and the entire plant was plunged into anarcotyranny, cannibalism, and dogs and cats living together?

Or is that d-town Baltimore? I forget...

Posted by: Ped Xing at June 05, 2020 02:04 PM (vzKmu)

353 But in this moment right now, this defining pivotal explosive moment where our country is down on its knees, the floorboards of our country are becoming unhinged. In this moment. We must say the words Black Lives Matter. . . .

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But we cant recite the Pledge of Allegiance is schools.....

...... something is ..... amiss .... here. Cant quite put my finger on it.....

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 02:05 PM (8XRCm)

354 Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 02:02 PM (bDqIh)

Too bad because I really like the Rock. Seems pretty rah rah pro America.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 02:05 PM (uVRjH)

355 On another topic: From CNBC, "Black Workers Left Behind in Economic Recovery, New Data Shows"...because of course!

How much of that is due to rioters burning down black owned businesses? Oh, they don't break that out?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 05, 2020 02:05 PM (SchxB)

356 Everyone one on the left is retarded now. Oh well..... At least we know not to ask them hard questions or let them handle almost sharp objects. Best to just club them like baby seals. It's really a more humane option than letting them bumble around like retards.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 05, 2020 02:05 PM (myjNJ)

357 "I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at June 05, 2020 02:05 PM (T09ml)

358
I can remember a class I took, English, either in high school or college, can't recall...been a while.

Required reading was an anthology of stories about the black experience. I can remember a story about a young black girl. It was truly awful, and the life of this girl bleak and just...unfulfilling, nauseating, depressing. The whole goddamned book was incredibly depressing.

I was thinking, why in the hell am I reading this again? What's the point. I asked too many questions...

Another time I remember an English II class at a medium sized state university...teacher came in, black guy with glasses, and immediately set in with the black supremacy, and that we were gonna work extremely hard that semsester. The syllabus was filled with a lot of books on the black experience, whiteness this and that.

I stayed for one class, transferred to another section, with a bespectacled Englishman, one of my favorite teachers actually.

This was over 30 years ago, can only imagine how much scholarship of the blacks is now out there being taught.

What the hell is it with forced ass kissing of one race. White people don't even get this level of ass kissing.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 05, 2020 02:05 PM (lg/F7)

359 "Shit your wig" sounds like some kind of old-time hippie or beatnik slang.

"This one is really gonna make you shit your wig, daddy-o!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (kneels to no one on this Earth) at June 05, 2020 02:05 PM (hKLpI)

360 Social media is a suicide pact.
Posted by: Fritz

Hah. So it would seem.

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 02:05 PM (QLPEO)

361
We need details, names and mugshots of Antifa f@cks.

All need to be posted online and derided, prosecuted in court.

White power groups too, IF they acted, which I am skeptical of claims

Posted by: Sphynx at June 05, 2020 02:05 PM (rXie1)

362 204 Has Leah Michele shaved her head yet to prove she is truly sorry?
Posted by: redridinghood at June 05, 2020 01:52 PM (wiXsO)

Her head? No.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2020 02:05 PM (YqDXo)

363 Oh noes! All those conservatives in the flyover states will be heartbroken if DC is trashed!

What if they destroy the EPA or IRS headquarters?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 02:05 PM (1ISKN)

364 *does internet search*

Huh, I guess I do not know who Lea Michele is. I thought she was one of the GoDaddy spokesboobs.

This lady is... Kansas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 02:05 PM (A5zUN)

365 Lea Michelle?
If you watch the first season of Glee, and see the pretty actress...not her. And when you see the next prettiest....not her either. And when you see the 3rd pre....nope. Still not her. And the next prettiest? Sorry, but that's the flaming young gay lead actor. But the next prettiest is probably Lea.

Posted by: Downcast at June 05, 2020 02:05 PM (ySE1K)

366 I'm glad Ace found zombie's comment before CBD did, I'm sure it was off-topic.

Posted by: drerbrerard at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (m2/+7)

367 We must say the words Black Lives Matter

Who's this "we"? Ya got a mouse in your pocket, Mr. Rock?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (+7yf7)

368 329 NG troops leaving DC just in time for megaprotest tomorrow.
Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 02:02 PM (MzFJT)

----

Please tell me this is fake news.

Lie to me if you have to.

Posted by: rd at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (+0uDE)

369 328 They pulled out the big guns: The Rock made a speech on Instagram:

"But in this moment right now, this defining pivotal explosive moment where our country is down on its knees, the floorboards of our country are becoming unhinged. In this moment. We must say the words Black Lives Matter. . . ."

https://www.instagram.com/therock/
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 02:02 PM (bDqIh)

Man, I kinda liked your movies too. Oh well.

Bye, Felicia.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (wgmJy)

370 Who? What? WTF? Don't get me wrong, happy to see the left eating each other. But Who? Been out of it too long.

Posted by: Chinaacid at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (uAgyS)

371 It's like you people have never heard of French toast in here.

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (QLPEO)

372 You know we we need to distribute to police forces all over - giant portable pumps attached to hoses with long distance spray attachments. This way you no longer need things like tear gas or rubber bullets- you just drop the hose from a few of these down into your local sewer and when the punks get unruly you just crank up the pump and hose down the rioters with gallons of raw sewage. Yeah I'm sure there'd be some pretty weird disease outbreaks- but these Antifa scum need to learn better hygiene anyway. The best thing about it - the excellent supply of sewers and sewage in big cities where this is needed most.

Posted by: Justasheep at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (L9Eia)

373 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (A5zUN)

Well we've got some well endowed ettes here so sure that works too. It would make even more sense if they had huge nipples.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (uVRjH)

374 318 252 "only know this because I was in the Navy..."
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2020 02:01 PM (ejsiI)

Were you in the Navy back when they used to teach avoiding freighters instead trans-friendly social justice?

Posted by: jwest at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (mrrpT)

375 330
It is unseasonably warm here today in my little spot in Michigan.
Humidity and temp heading to 94 . The pasty white libs involved in this
are going to pass out from heatstroke after 9 minutes.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 02:02 PM (4MX4M)

West Michigan?
If so, where?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (ufFY8)

376 Too bad because I really like the Rock. Seems pretty rah rah pro America.

It's not the first time Dwayne has tried to convince us that he is black. I'm not falling for it.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (QSnbM)

377 He's already grovelling, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower

He does that best. Grovel.

Ask yourself why such a plain looking jerk gets a primo late night spot.

And I guess they haven't even been taping shows because of the big scary Corona Virus!!!

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (vcOmj)

378 if anything, maybe this will make people think twice about sharing every aspect of their lives online

who am i kidding, of course they will still do that

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (RKQ/v)

379 Yeah, I don't hold actors' politics against them in movies. If I did, I'd be like most people here and just not watch anything made in the last 50 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (LvTSG)
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I actually like (sometimes) watching lib movies and trying to objectively assess them.

The best part is when you realize that a movie was only critically acclaimed because it flattered lefties.

It helps you see what kind of simps the left is.

I liked "To Wong Foo", but I usually try to stay away from the LGBTQ stuff.

Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (Eicbe)

380 It's the Pax!
Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (QSnbM)

So, you're saying white trust fund kids are Reavers.

I think I like the other ones better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (A5zUN)

381

Read 'White Girl Bleed Alot' for the authentic African-American experience...

Posted by: Iva Gotsasecret at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (yylD+)

382 >Too bad because I really like the Rock. Seems pretty rah rah pro America.

he wants people to keep going to his shitty movies

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 02:07 PM (iTXRQ)

383 I saw Unhinged Floorboards open for 10,000 Maniacs at the Santa Monica Civic in '88.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 02:07 PM (If7m8)

384 All these moments will be lost in time... like Botox in acid rain... time to die.

Posted by: roy batty-pelosi at June 05, 2020 02:07 PM (TQ/zJ)

385 It's like you people have never heard of French toast in here

You mean that stuff which is delicious with maple syrup,?

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at June 05, 2020 02:07 PM (bITOx)

386 The floorboards are coming unhinged? WTF does that actually mean?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 05, 2020 02:07 PM (xceTB)

387 teacher came in, black guy with glasses, and immediately set in with the black supremacy

Black supremacy? When oh when is the Black Man gonna stop holding us honkies down?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2020 02:07 PM (YqDXo)

388 Drinking tea, huh?

What if she drank Tang? Would that be lesbian enough to slip on by the truth detectors?

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2020 02:07 PM (MgDiu)

389 >> The Rock made a speech on Instagram:

"But in this moment right now, this defining pivotal explosive moment where our country is down on its knees, the floorboards of our country are becoming unhinged. In this moment. We must say the words Black Lives Matter. . . ."

This is how I know you are a retard.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 02:07 PM (8+iTk)

390 Surgisphere Corporation is located in Durham, NC, United States and is part of the Ambulatory Health Care Services Industry. Surgisphere Corporation has 2 total employees across all of its locations and generates $45,245 in sales (USD).

That is the sole "source" of all the data in that 'study'.

I'm not qualified to work at The Lancet... and neither are they, apparently.
Posted by: GnuBreed

Peer reviewed!

Professional fact checkers!

Professionalism!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (vcOmj)

391 >NG troops leaving DC just in time for megaprotest tomorrow.
Posted by: kallisto

at whose request or order? do we know?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (iTXRQ)

392 Well we've got some well endowed ettes here so sure that works too. It would make even more sense if they had huge nipples.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (uVRjH)

Mmmm, nipples.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (A5zUN)

393
I'm getting a 13th century deja vu vibe - bonfire of the vanities. Didnt everyone comply until they burnt Saravanola (sp?)?

Posted by: MHK at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (iQIUe)

394 382 >Too bad because I really like the Rock. Seems pretty rah rah pro America.

he wants people to keep going to his shitty movies

This isn't gonna help

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (Zmnko)

395 e incompetent Mayor of Washington, D.C.,
@MayorBowser
, who's budget is totally out of control and is constantly coming back to us for "handouts", is now fighting with the National Guard, who saved her from great embarrassment.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

1m
...over the last number of nights. If she doesn't treat these men and women well, then we'll bring in a different group of men and women!

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (H22GW)

396 >>Drinking tea, huh?

JackStraw smokes his.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (8+iTk)

397 that's right- floorboards don't have hinges

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (iTXRQ)

398
... the floorboards of our country are becoming unhinged.

Uh, sure, Rock. If you say so.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (pNxlR)

399 391 >NG troops leaving DC just in time for megaprotest tomorrow.
Posted by: kallisto

The Mayor ...

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (Zmnko)

400 he wants people to keep going to his shitty movies

This isn't gonna help

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (Zmnko)

Can you smell what The Rock is shitting?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (ufFY8)

401 It's almost like rasslin is fake and shit, I never would have thought that.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (ie76E)

402 Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (Eicbe)

If I followed that formula I wouldn't enjoy much of anything. However there are a few things I will say "nah bruh" to these days.

Assholes pushing me to this.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (uVRjH)

403 Cheri - not long ago I came across a Johnny Carson clip of Don Rickles being himself with a hilarious ethnic humor thing directed at Frank Sinatra, then Ed, then, best of all, Johnny himself. Hilarious, pure genius, pure American - and utterly inconceivable any more.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (El6T/)

404 "But in this moment right now, this defining pivotal explosive moment where our country is down on its knees, the floorboards of our country are becoming unhinged. In this moment. We must say the words Black Lives Matter. . . ."

This is how I know you are a retard.

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 02:07 PM (8+iTk)

It is a fool who builds his house upon the Malt-O-Meal...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (A5zUN)

405 I'm, also, pretty sure that shitting in a wig is kind of trendy in Germany.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (MgDiu)

406 MerkelGuddenhardenstroppen 0 - 0 Dresdenflugelassenpffeffer .

I took German in HS.
odorkorbalspieler = basketball player.

Posted by: DanMan at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (XTiHL)

407 that's right- floorboards don't have hinges
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (iTXRQ)

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ITS A TRAP!!. DOOR.

~Adm Ackbar

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (8XRCm)

408 Were you in the Navy back when they used to teach avoiding freighters instead trans-friendly social justice?
Posted by: jwest at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (mrrpT)

They were just trying to parallel park!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (YqDXo)

409 The Federal District is closed. Moose out front should have told ya.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (QSnbM)

410 @MayorBowser
, who's budget is totally out of control and is constantly coming back to us for "handouts", is now fighting with the National Guard, who saved her from great embarrassment.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

He needs to step back and let it burn... Harsh I know

Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (Zmnko)

411 It helps that Europe definitely doesn't need dirty Americans to keep themselves safe from Russia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 01:53 PM (LvTSG)

The only way the Red Army can get to the Rhine is if they hitchhike.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Sizzling Savings on Flame-Proof Riot Wear at the Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (dDgOg)

412 337 So shitting in someone else's wig is a firing offense then?

Good to know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (If7m

Can someone let the EPA workers know that?

Posted by: rd at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (+0uDE)

413 Drinking tea, huh?

JackStraw smokes his.
Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (8+iTk)
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But he keeps in touch with Mama-kin.

Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (Eicbe)

414 that's right- floorboards don't have hinges
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (iTXRQ)

---------

Someone should inform Mr. Rock that they've been unhinged all along.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (If7m8)

415 Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (A5zUN)

In good company

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (uVRjH)

416 My policy on Actors and their politics:

I don't mind if your a commie bastard. Who you support is your business.

Just don't tell me I'm on the wrong side. The moment you open your pie hole and start lecturing America, you've gone from entertainer to politician.

And you can fuck right off with that bullshit.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (wgmJy)

417 I will not abide even the slightest whiff of racism......unless it's Joe Biden.

Posted by: Kancel Kulture Klub at June 05, 2020 02:10 PM (YA914)

418 what a ridiculously stupid time, we live in, idiocracy was too charitable, in the lun, elaborations from a former bureau agent and iconoclast, on the current fracas,

Posted by: gaius martius at June 05, 2020 02:10 PM (hMlTh)

419 One of the gunnys in my last outfit made the mistake of letting his teenage daughter cut his hair, and she botched it badly. He was going bald, went with the cue ball look, and his wife liked it, saying it made him look younger. Next thing you know, 4 or 5 other SNCOs did the same. Our CWO took a Polaroid of them together, put it on the detachment bulletin board with the caption "Easter Island". Some people need that hair to cover the deformities.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 05, 2020 02:10 PM (C1Lsn)

420
btw, anyone else hearing this new bullshit metric on Fake News: " [x-number] of Confirmed or Probable Cases"

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 02:10 PM (r89K3)

421 This is the kind of shit Borysenko gets. The Woke Knitters are vicious, man. Your skein of yarn is a WHITE POWER HAND SIGNAL!!!

Kerri Hicks
kerri9494
2h
Replying to @DrKarlynB
Not sure I'm down with a knitter - or anyone - who flashes a white power hand signal. No, a ball of yarn doesn't make it any less a white power hand signal.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at June 05, 2020 02:10 PM (+7yf7)

422

NG only leaving civilian DC (where the Mayor's house is, LOL). All the important shit is Federal property and can have any Federal LEO or Military on it...

Posted by: Iva Gotsasecret at June 05, 2020 02:10 PM (yylD+)

423 I just can't keep up with this stuff. I don't know how anyone can. The twisted logic these self-absorbed people employ is a foreign language that needs its own Rosetta Stone if I am ever to understand it, which I don't think I am.

Posted by: bluebell at June 05, 2020 02:10 PM (/669Q)

424 You mean that stuff which is delicious with maple syrup,?
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile

Exactly.

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 02:10 PM (QLPEO)

425 417 I will not abide even the slightest whiff of racism......unless it's Joe Biden.
Posted by: Kancel Kulture Klub at June 05, 2020 02:10 PM (YA914)

That's not racism...

More bowel- and racism.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 02:10 PM (A5zUN)

426 So shitting in someone else's wig is a firing offense then?

Good to know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (If7m
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If only somebody would have told me.

Posted by: Alternate-world George Costanza at June 05, 2020 02:10 PM (Eicbe)

427 >>>It's not the first time Dwayne has tried to convince us that he is black. I'm not falling for it.
Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 02:06 PM (QSnbM)

Isn't his dad Samoan? Is that now considered AA?

Posted by: Going deep at June 05, 2020 02:10 PM (EnlVB)

428 Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (ie76E)

It's the only real sport left.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 02:10 PM (uVRjH)

429 Can someone let the EPA workers know that?
Posted by: rd at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (+0uDE)

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That was just hallways.

Wigs are just a bridge too far.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 02:11 PM (WEBkv)

430 398
... the floorboards of our country are becoming unhinged.

Uh, sure, Rock. If you say so.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (pNxlR)

CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK

IS

COOKIN?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2020 02:11 PM (ejsiI)

431 I camouflage myself with buttface!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at June 05, 2020 02:11 PM (2KacT)

432 "Then, another minor cast member from Glee replied to that twet by posting a picture of herself drinking tea.

Yes, drinking tea.

This tea-drinking-photo caused a huge explosion online, because these days posting a picture of yourself drinking ta is your way of saying that you approve of something."

Sorry but Zombie's interpretation in incorrect. The meme is "sipping tea" and it means enjoying gossip.

Posted by: mrtmz at June 05, 2020 02:11 PM (m/Gc2)

433
Scott Adams on the video of the "old man" who got in the faces of the police and got shoved down on the ground: "Fuck him."

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 02:11 PM (r89K3)

434 Posted by: Going deep at June 05, 2020 02:10 PM (EnlVB)

Nah. Pops is black and mom is somoan

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 02:11 PM (uVRjH)

435 Just heard Disney is re oping their parks at 35% capacity. Went there once with the kids and it was an overcrowded nightmare. Also hate handing my money over to their lib corporation, But with 35% capacity I'm thinking:

1. Lines will be very short
2. They won't be making money, maybe even losing money on me just trying to reopen and get back in the game. So they would not profit from my kids enjoyment..

This is a win-win (for me)

Does this sound correct?

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 02:11 PM (MxEKc)

436 I'm going to start wearing a jockstrap on the outside of my pants when I go to Walmart. When people ask me what it's for, I'm going to tell them it's a mask to prevent the spread of jock itch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 02:11 PM (LZJOv)

437 329
NG troops leaving DC just in time for megaprotest tomorrow.

Posted by: kallisto

**cough**megariot**cough**

Posted by: pep at June 05, 2020 02:11 PM (T6t7i)

438 CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK

IS

COOKIN?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2020 02:11 PM (ejsiI)

*sniffs*

Smells like Joe Biden.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 02:11 PM (A5zUN)

439
For white people:
We're at the point of the play when Robespierre kills Danton.

For people of color:
This is when Jiang Qing murders Zhou Enlai's adopted daughter.

Posted by: 13times at June 05, 2020 02:11 PM (M6Yu0)

440 >>Pops is black and mom is somoan

His mom was a moaner?

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 02:12 PM (SlC1w)

441 The DC Mayor is sending the NG away because she wants a disaster to happen, so that she can say, 'SEE IT'S THE FAULT OF ORANGEMANBAD!'

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 05, 2020 02:12 PM (RKQ/v)

442 >>>Rasmussen:

>>>Black voter approval for Trump over 40%.

Welcome to the Trump train.

We have hot, happy chicks over there.

Here we have lots of jobs. Bigly.

Over there is the yuge, luxurious pool of liberal tears.

Enjoy your stay in the American dream. We are glad to have you aboard.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2020 02:12 PM (KnJdm)

443 The only way the Red Army can get to the Rhine is if they hitchhike.
Posted by: Mikey NTH -Sizzling Savings on Flame-Proof Riot Wear at the Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (dDgOg)

Maybe not the Rhein but we'd rather go here.

Posted by: Suwolki Gap at June 05, 2020 02:12 PM (ejsiI)

444 Dear Rock:

Go fuck yourself. If I want to hear a mongoloid wrestler stammer, I'll challenge Chris Jericho to a spelling bee.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 05, 2020 02:12 PM (H5knJ)

445 Sorry but Zombie's interpretation in incorrect. The meme is "sipping tea" and it means enjoying gossip.
Posted by: mrtmz at June 05, 2020 02:11 PM (m/Gc2)

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Well.... zombie wasnt the one that got her ass ripped and fired now was she, Cliff Claven.??

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 02:12 PM (8XRCm)

446 No idea about the "sipping tea" meme. I am petty sure Shep Smith sips penis by choice.

Posted by: Cause and Effect at June 05, 2020 02:12 PM (HqWIn)

447 Put the Rock in the same catagory as many aging stars who are willing to sell their souls to be relevant. See: Degeneres, Streisand, Oprah, Paltrow, etc

Posted by: artemis at June 05, 2020 02:12 PM (AwPyG)

448 They pulled out the big guns: The Rock made a speech on Instagram:

"But in this moment right now, this defining pivotal explosive moment where our country is down on its knees, the floorboards of our country are becoming unhinged. In this moment. We must say the words Black Lives Matter. . . ."

https://www.instagram.com/therock/
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 02:02 PM (bDqIh)
+++++++++++++
Once you have knelt, you shall then utter the prayer or your destruction shall not be avoided.

Posted by: The Rock at June 05, 2020 02:12 PM (hYcqw)

449 Some people need that hair to cover the deformities.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 05, 2020 02:10 PM (C1Lsn)
--------------

I'm reasonably certain I resemble that remark. Fortunately, I still need regular hair cuts.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at June 05, 2020 02:12 PM (WEBkv)

450 391. Esper

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 02:13 PM (MzFJT)

451 >>>
Sorry but Zombie's interpretation in incorrect. The meme is "sipping tea" and it means enjoying gossip.
Posted by: mrtmz at June 05, 2020 02:11 PM (m/Gc2)

Spillin' the tea?

Posted by: Going deep at June 05, 2020 02:13 PM (EnlVB)

452 the floorboards of our country are becoming unhinged.

Wait, Tom and Norm have been doing it wrong using nails.

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2020 02:13 PM (88xKn)

453 >>>They pulled out the big guns: The Rock made a speech on Instagram:<<<

Big guns? This is a guy who looks like he shoves peanuts in his nostrils.

Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2020 02:13 PM (95j/9)

454 The Rock is pushing 50 and even with all the hgh and test in the world he can't keep up the action star role forever.He wants to stay relevant.

Posted by: brak at June 05, 2020 02:13 PM (cG+eD)

455

All Blacks are Black, unless you are a White Black.

All Hispanics are White.

All Asians are White unless you are a hot Asian Pron star that does but stuff and dines at the Y, then you are Black.

All Pacific islanders are still, well, we don't know...

Posted by: Iva Gotsasecret at June 05, 2020 02:13 PM (yylD+)

456 435 Just heard Disney is re oping their parks at 35% capacity. Went there once with the kids and it was an overcrowded nightmare. Also hate handing my money over to their lib corporation, But with 35% capacity I'm thinking:

1. Lines will be very short
2. They won't be making money, maybe even losing money on me just trying to reopen and get back in the game. So they would not profit from my kids enjoyment..

This is a win-win (for me)

Does this sound correct?
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 02:11 PM (MxEKc)

=============

It's gonna be real hard to get tickets.

Essentially, you'll need to have canceled tickets for the closed period already, or by a season pass holder. And then you'll get onto a list.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 02:13 PM (LvTSG)

457 In this moment I must say, LOL get fucked.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 02:13 PM (If7m8)

458 Actually, that's incomplete: Steve Trevor is now two different men -- two different gay men -- "Steve" and "Trevor."

And "Steve" is Asian -- Steve Chang -- and Trevor is black.

So Steve Trevor has been bravely imagined as two people, a gay Asian and a gay black guy.

And no, I'm not making this up. This is all true.

Just make them *both* women and Biden has the perfect VP. Unless the illegal alien hispanics don't like it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2020 02:13 PM (Saar8)

459 435 Just heard Disney is re oping their parks at 35% capacity. Went there once with the kids and it was an overcrowded nightmare. Also hate handing my money over to their lib corporation, But with 35% capacity I'm thinking:

1. Lines will be very short
2. They won't be making money, maybe even losing money on me just trying to reopen and get back in the game. So they would not profit from my kids enjoyment..

This is a win-win (for me)

Does this sound correct?
Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 02:11 PM (MxEKc)

Watch them twist in the wind and suffer.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2020 02:13 PM (ejsiI)

460 Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 02:12 PM (SlC1w)

Have you seen the Rocks dad back in the day? I'm sure he produced a lot of moaners.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 02:13 PM (uVRjH)

461 I think we haven't yet begun to reach peak stupid.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 02:13 PM (zr5Kq)

462 Get this. Jonathan Karl and Jim Acosta are posting on Twitter, like Mean Girls, that the press chairs were put close together, violating social distancing guidelines and Trump....refused to answer any questions!

I knew they'd PO'd when he walked off.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 02:13 PM (G0vdT)

463 Open season on white ladies - model Karlie Kloss openly attacked in response to her BLM social media kneel because -- she hasn't cancelled her husband's family (she's married to Jared Kushner's brother). See, she's supposed to publicly disown and insult her BIL and Ivanka for the mob's pleasure because #OrangeManBad.

https://tinyurl.com/ycaq979n

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 02:14 PM (bDqIh)

464 Perhaps it's been said, Fuck Drew Breeze.

Posted by: nip at June 05, 2020 02:14 PM (Izot6)

465 Wig-shitter, wig-shitter, shit me a wig,
Crap me a cap!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 02:14 PM (TQ/zJ)

466 So does this make her a Wigger then??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 02:14 PM (TQ/zJ)

467 Tell me this bullshit about pulling the NG out of DC just in time for weekend protesting isn't a Dem Party Op.

They are desperate for the optics of Trump getting someone killed.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 02:14 PM (wgmJy)

468 Yeah, we're not supposed to knit socks with green yarn for some reason. Of course, some folks immediately started knitting socks with green yarn to show they aren't on board with the Lefties in the knitting world.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2020 02:14 PM (JKNZq)

469

In a tragic Samoan outrigger canoe accident, The Rock sinks to the bottom of the ocean...

Posted by: Iva Gotsasecret at June 05, 2020 02:14 PM (yylD+)

470 I love the implication that Trump is implicit in the death of Floyd.

I mean, Trump sent in the DOJ right after the news broke in order to help Minnesota craft charges.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

471
Yeah, I don't hold actors' politics against them in movies. If I did, I'd be like most people here and just not watch anything made in the last 50 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 02:03 PM (LvTSG)

------

Eh, for me, it's about the last 20 years. I've watched a few things. Not many.

Funny thing is, that's the same timeframe when H'wood movies became unwatchable horseshit with zero creativity.

It's the ol' get woke, something something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 05, 2020 02:14 PM (lJuMe)

472
Peer reviewed!

Professional fact checkers!

Professionalism!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 02:08 PM (vcOmj)

That is why I believe an essential and necessary reform to the peer review system is to publish the names of the peer reviewers and their institutions at the end of each article. Channels of Cahootery need to be uncovered and eliminated.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 02:15 PM (pNxlR)

473 In Texas, you don't touch another man's hat, much less defecate in it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2020 02:15 PM (DMUuz)

474 Whoa, I step away from the computer for a while, and come back to see that an old comment I made has been elevated to an Ace post.

My work on this planet is done. To the stars!

Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2020 02:15 PM (N9G0H)

475
Scott Adams on the Democrats' ongoing fake hysteria of the president rejecting the results of the election: The Democrats are telling us they're not gonna accept the results of the election (again).

But there's actual talk now about an Insurrection from the Left if the Democrats can't steal the election.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 02:15 PM (r89K3)

476 I hope Disney dies.
the antifags should burn it to the ground.
fuck disney

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 02:15 PM (W2Pud)

477 >>Wig-shitter, wig-shitter, shit me a wig,
Crap me a cap!

Show me your Pie
(Don't) give me the Clap!

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 02:15 PM (SlC1w)

478 this defining pivotal explosive moment where our country is down on its knees

Settle down, Darryl.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 02:15 PM (Boy/L)

479 the floorboards of our country are becoming unhinged.

That's disconcerting.

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 02:15 PM (QLPEO)

480

Alright..... pushing 500 posts and not ONE of you jackwagons told this entitled unemployed actress she needs to LEARN TO CODE??

Im so..... disappointed.... in all of you.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 02:15 PM (8XRCm)

481 As long as they are eating their own?

I don't care.

Now the Drew Brees stuff? He never should have apologized.

That is how you deal with this shit.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 05, 2020 02:15 PM (NgKpN)

482 the floorboards of our country are becoming unhinged

Hinged floorboards? Is Mr Johnson trying to tell us he keeps sex slaves in a dungeon under his house?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 05, 2020 02:15 PM (SchxB)

483 412 337 So shitting in someone else's wig is a firing offense then?

My late mother in law wore a wig...

In fact, she was buried in one. I'm sure someone would notice if I tried to go back and take advantage of this new information.

Posted by: jwest at June 05, 2020 02:15 PM (mrrpT)

484
where the cop yells at a fleeing suspect ' STOP or I'll shoot. Bam! bam Bam!'
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at June 05, 2020

Shooting a fleeing felony suspect is still kosher in some places. Most places would be my guess. Can't say for sure.

Posted by: Gooshy at June 05, 2020 02:15 PM (DCVgi)

485 In this moment I must say, LOL get fucked.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 05, 2020 02:13 PM (If7m

--------

Geez, man, I just got here.

Posted by: bluebell at June 05, 2020 02:15 PM (/669Q)

486 He needs to step back and let it burn... Harsh I know
Posted by: It's me donna at June 05, 2020 02:09 PM (Zmnko)

Seems that is the strategy. Esper has ordered all military out of the city.

I'm guessing that the White House burns by Saturday night.

Posted by: Defenestratus at June 05, 2020 02:15 PM (9V81o)

487 Also Duane asked...where is our leader? Nice try, asshoe...look at the mayor's and governor's

Posted by: A dude in MI at June 05, 2020 02:16 PM (/6GbT)

488 Yeah, I don't hold actors' politics against them in movies. If I did,
I'd be like most people here and just not watch anything made in the
last 50 years.

I don't even know who this is!

Posted by: Every. Single. Thread. at June 05, 2020 02:16 PM (cG+eD)

489 386 The floorboards are coming unhinged? WTF does that actually mean?
____________

Maybe he's trying to say the foundation is cracking, and it's causing the floorboards to pop up.

But floorboards aren't hinged. Some are grooved, so maybe he should have said they're coming ungrooved, or unglued, or whatever.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 02:16 PM (k4dH2)

490 Nelson Muntz called to say

HA HA!

I try not to take glee in the misfortune of others, but entertainment types that step on rakes? Exception to the rule.
Lets seed the ground with rakes.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 05, 2020 02:16 PM (z79tQ)

491 473 In Texas, you don't touch another man's hat, much less defecate in it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2020 02:15 PM (DMUuz)

Well, you do if ya wanna start a fight.

Posted by: Chris Ledoux at June 05, 2020 02:16 PM (NgKpN)

492 The floorboards are coming unhinged? WTF does that actually mean?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness

Sometime soon the wheels will come off. Or the walls will be closing in.

Yeah, that guy, that Rock guy, is going to run his so-called career right into a ditch.

(golf clap)

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 02:17 PM (vcOmj)

493 441. Actually they're trying to get Trump and his family killed.

Posted by: kallisto at June 05, 2020 02:17 PM (MzFJT)

494 "But in this moment right now, this defining pivotal explosive moment where our country is down on its knees, the floorboards of our country are becoming unhinged. In this moment. We must say the words Black Lives Matter. . . ."

The Rock is raimando??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2020 02:17 PM (YqDXo)

495 My work on this planet is done. To the stars!

We'll miss you, but destiny must be fulfilled.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 05, 2020 02:17 PM (SchxB)

496 I thought we had reached peak stupid
when we discovered the Chinese Plague
was a farce.

Now we have these ignorant white and black
zombies marching together by day and antifa
rampaging by night.

They will disappear from view when the fad
is over but one group will take it's vacant mind
back home and the other will pullulate its hate.

We haven't reached peak stupid yet.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 02:17 PM (RuqNP)

497 470 I love the implication that Trump is implicit in the death of Floyd.

I mean, Trump sent in the DOJ right after the news broke in order to help Minnesota craft charges.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

Ah, but it was his racist rhetoric that encouraged this hate climate. Ergo, Trump's fault.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 02:17 PM (Ez6QX)

498 My work on this planet is done. To the stars!
Posted by: zombie at June 05, 2020 02:15 PM (N9G0H)

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Sorry zombie.

Duty calls.

If you have the balls to photo scan an original Prairie Fire under lock and key ..... we're going to need people like you.

Heaven can wait.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 02:17 PM (8XRCm)

499 Well, shit in my wig and call me baldy.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2020 02:17 PM (v0R5T)

500 The fact that they are saying they won't accept the election is a tell that they know they're going to lose.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 02:17 PM (Boy/L)

501 I can't believe how non-shocking this story is.

Posted by: Dr Spank at June 05, 2020 02:17 PM (s6Kkz)

502 Yeah, I don't hold actors' politics against them in movies. If I did, I'd be like most people here and just not watch anything made in the last 50 years.

I apply an entirely arbitrary and capricious standard in this area. It's all whim. I don't feel like I have to have a consistent or fair metric.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 05, 2020 02:18 PM (H5knJ)

503 >>Big guns?This is a guy who looks like he shoves peanuts in his nostrils.

OK, I was making a joke about his arms, but also: the guy has 187.5 m followers. That's a lot of influence.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 02:18 PM (bDqIh)

504 democrat states like NY and CA that have opposed and resisted every single thing Trump has done, can go f'k themselves with this "where is our leader" crap.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 02:18 PM (1ISKN)

505 "the Black community..."
I get so sick of seeing this. Like blacks in America are the Borg - all thinking alike, all feeling the same feelings, not ever individuals but always "a community."

Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2020 02:18 PM (BJKQV)

506 497 470 I love the implication that Trump is implicit in the death of Floyd.

I mean, Trump sent in the DOJ right after the news broke in order to help Minnesota craft charges.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

Ah, but it was his racist rhetoric that encouraged this hate climate. Ergo, Trump's fault.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 02:17 PM (Ez6QX)

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True, telling blacks that Democrats were using them sure did make Democrats uppity against blacks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 02:18 PM (LvTSG)

507 man, for those two, all I can say is, I hope it really hurts

Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at June 05, 2020 02:18 PM (CnCIm)

508 Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 02:17 PM (8XRCm)

Anyone that documented the Fulsom Street Fair can do whatever the fuck they please.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 02:18 PM (uVRjH)

509 375 I am in SE Michigan. Many of the rural or semi rural towns have demonstrations planned for today. They sound pretty gentrified LoL with professional posters online copied straight from Woodstock. You never know what can happen but the temps and the continued lockdown in Michigan is likely throwing a wrench in turnout. There will only be fifty instead of a hundred.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 02:18 PM (4MX4M)

510 "Never confess a sin in a religion that doesn't offer absolution."

Truest comment on the Just Some Guy youtube video.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2020 02:18 PM (XiPWb)

511 462 Get this. Jonathan Karl and Jim Acosta are posting on Twitter, like Mean Girls, that the press chairs were put close together, violating social distancing guidelines and Trump....refused to answer any questions!

I knew they'd PO'd when he walked off.
Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 02:13 PM (G0vdT)

LOL. Cry more, bitches.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 02:18 PM (Ez6QX)

512 21s
.@MayorBowser saw min ago in response to POTUS calling her incompetent "You know the thing about the pot calling the kettle black."

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 02:18 PM (H22GW)

513 I had doctor appointment this week. The gave me mask, doc came in to the room. I told him and the student observing either I take off this mask or I'm leaving. Doc put down his shield and said I could take it off. I appreciated his allowing it. Especially since you know, by taking off mask, I obviously want people to die.

Posted by: Going deep at June 05, 2020 02:19 PM (EnlVB)

514 About a dozen MQ9s circling DC should do the trick.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 05, 2020 02:19 PM (C1Lsn)

515 467 Tell me this bullshit about pulling the NG out of DC just in time for weekend protesting isn't a Dem Party Op.

They are desperate for the optics of Trump getting someone killed.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 02:14 PM (wgmJy)

I think they are more desperate for people to try to storm the White House.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 02:19 PM (A5zUN)

516 How many suburban women are now living in fear that they will be called upon at some random strip mall to get down on their knees and apologize for all the ills of the world?

Posted by: jwest at June 05, 2020 02:19 PM (mrrpT)

517 you know, the optics of the democrats allowing and even cheering on the burning of the White House is not good.

do they even think these things through?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 02:19 PM (W2Pud)

518 Now I remember Jane Lynch, she was the uber-Lesbian dog trainer in "Best In Show", which was an absolutely hilarious character.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 02:19 PM (Kpl3J)

519 512 21s
.@MayorBowser saw min ago in response to POTUS calling her incompetent "You know the thing about the pot calling the kettle black."
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 02:18 PM (H22GW)

==========

Do incompetents collude with Russia to gain the presidency and get away with it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 02:19 PM (LvTSG)

520 ...
The floorboards are coming unhinged? WTF does that actually mean?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness

Trapdoors

Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 02:19 PM (RuqNP)

521 Also, Wigshitter sounds like one of those eccentric, unwatchable independent films beloved by critics at Cannes.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 05, 2020 02:19 PM (H5knJ)

522 OK, I was making a joke about his arms, but also: the guy has 187.5 m followers.

Half the country? Or are those in Asia?

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 02:19 PM (QSnbM)

523 Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 02:18 PM (bDqIh)

The pressure had to be a BITCH for him to say something.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at June 05, 2020 02:19 PM (uVRjH)

524 and tomorrow is the anniversary of D-Day

so I guess tomorrow's DC crowds will be defacing the World War Two Memorial

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 02:20 PM (iTXRQ)

525 Channels of Cahootery need to be uncovered and eliminated.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

Have you ever been boating in the Channels of Cahootery?

It's .....EPIC!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 02:20 PM (vcOmj)

526

Missed the jobs growth thread. Sad.

This made me laugh so hard.

Donald J. Trump Retweeted

Rasmussen Reports @Rasmussen_Poll
·
3h

Reader Tip: Coming Later

Our Daily Presidential Tracking poll today shows Black Likely Voter approval of the job
@realDonaldTrump is now over 40%.

Jobs! and this. Good for a TGIF.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2020 02:20 PM (Saar8)

527 Oh by all means burn the White House, that will play well with America.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 05, 2020 02:20 PM (xceTB)

528 516
How many suburban women are now living in fear that they will be called
upon at some random strip mall to get down on their knees and apologize
for all the ills of the world?

Posted by: jwest at June 05, 2020 02:19 PM (mrrpT)

Wouldn't need to if they would arm themselves. The 2A is a right for everyone, and an armed society really IS a polite society.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2020 02:20 PM (KnJdm)

529
DJIA +834

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 02:20 PM (r89K3)

530 Jonathan Karl and Jim Acosta are still in the fifth grade. That is all.

Posted by: dantesed at June 05, 2020 02:20 PM (88xKn)

531 so I guess tomorrow's DC crowds will be defacing the World War Two Memorial
Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 02:20 PM (iTXRQ)

No doubt.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 05, 2020 02:20 PM (nRk/c)

532 "Essentially, you'll need to have canceled tickets
for the closed period already, or by a season pass holder. And then
you'll get onto a list.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,"

Could be. I'm hoping a lot of the people that normally go there are the paranoid panic types and will keep the kids locked away a few more months.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (MxEKc)

533 517 you know, the optics of the democrats allowing and even cheering on the burning of the White House is not good.

do they even think these things through?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 05, 2020 02:19 PM (W2Pud)

obviously not. This is all just wish fulfillment theater for them. At least when I say we should nuke Seattle, I know we're not going to actually do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (Kpl3J)

534 The floorboards are coming unhinged? WTF does that actually mean?

It means Duhwayne has no fucking idea how floors work, but isn't going to let that get in the way of a metaphor.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (H5knJ)

535 Oh Jeebus. Not-quite-as-woke just publicly apologized to super-woke. Like I said before, quit fucking groveling and have some fucking dignity.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (NWiLs)

536
and tomorrow is the anniversary of D-Day

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Shit, now all Im gonna see is all those fucking antifa memes comparing themselves to soldiers in Higgins boats.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (8XRCm)

537 Ah, but it was his racist rhetoric that encouraged this hate climate. Ergo, Trump's fault.
___________

Yeah, except for the fact that Trump never spouted any racist rhetoric, that's all true!

The racist rhetoric has been coming from the left.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (k4dH2)

538 >>OK, I was making a joke about his arms, but also: the guy has 187.5 m followers.

Half the country? Or are those in Asia?

Macedonian Rock Farmers

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (SlC1w)

539 My work on this planet is done. To the stars!

zombie has joined Heaven's Gate.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (Z4rgH)

540 Bowser is just such unfortunate name for this woman.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (QSnbM)

541 Just sayin'

Posted by: Shit-Free Lace Wigs at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (KnJdm)

542 Who knew the people on flight 93 should have just said fuck it?

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (xceTB)

543 >>Get this. Jonathan Karl and Jim Acosta are posting on Twitter, like Mean Girls, that the press chairs were put close together, violating social distancing guidelines and Trump . . refused to answer any questions

I love how he gets them to show their egomania and pettiness.

They've always been like this, but being the news, they made sure they got themselves nothing but great camera angles and killer soundbites.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (bDqIh)

544 I shall shit in your tea.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (xyOmW)

545 I deplore real racism. It's not only inequitable, it's intellectually groundless.

However, so many things are being splashed with the broadening brush of "racism".

This is how they *expand* concepts and put more and more things out of bounds.

I believe it's gauche for Joe Biden to decide who's authentically "black". And I blame the mindset behind that shared idea more than Joe, who simply blurts out "truths" from his reality because he wants them to carry weight.

Because it insults a race of people and expands the increasing Democrat requirement of groupthink to a captive demographic of the Democrats.

And it is a soft racism, because black America is arguably a captive demographic of the Democrat Party, who from time to time black Americans accuse of not really helping them as promised (in effect "keeping them down").

So, it's contributory to a type of "racism", which is actually a hierarchy of races, not simply a spot denigration of races.

But most things classified as "racist" these days are simply racially insensitive, or not totally thought-through utterances.

But the deserved condemnation that racism has is just being expanded to more and more things that are marginally denigrative to races--and then to things that *sound* like they are--and then to any group characterization that *demonstrates* itself, because people are consciously dividing themselves by race and ethnicity--and it's not just the European-originated people.

But the Big Brothers of Expanding-Racism simply want to put more and more words and expressions under taboo, so they get the groupthink they want.

Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (Eicbe)

546 Jobs! and this. Good for a TGIF.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2020 02:20 PM (Saar

Both three-letter words, too!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (NWiLs)

547 The floorboards are coming unhinged? WTF does that actually mean?
........

Maybe he's got a secret trap door where he hides his money.
Tell the looters.

Posted by: wth at June 05, 2020 02:22 PM (v0R5T)

548 Today is a good news day.

I like that better than bad news days.

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 02:22 PM (QLPEO)

549 Yeah, except for the fact that Trump never spouted any racist rhetoric, that's all true!

The racist rhetoric has been coming from the left.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (k4dH2)

It kills me that they say that all the time. I would love it if they came up with some actual PROOF of his "racism."

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 02:22 PM (Ez6QX)

550 441 The DC Mayor is sending the NG away because she wants a disaster to happen, so that she can say, 'SEE IT'S THE FAULT OF ORANGEMANBAD!'
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at June 05, 2020 02:12 PM (RKQ/v)

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After the inevitable disaster and complete shit-show Friday Night, the return of the National Guard should be preceded by an air strike on the homes and offices of the DC City Council and Mayor.

Those new Small Diameter Bombs with JDAM Guidance are very accurate, and they should have good locations of the targets.

I am not sure if I am joking or serious at this point.

Posted by: rd at June 05, 2020 02:22 PM (+0uDE)

551 510 "Never confess a sin in a religion that doesn't offer absolution."

Truest comment on the Just Some Guy youtube video.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at June 05, 2020 02:18 PM (XiPWb)

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It's what they'd do in Stalinist Russia. Torture someone into confession and public repentance and then kill them anyway.
A lot of historians have scratched their heads over why people would confess to crimes that they had never committed when they knew that they would be killed anyway. Those historians should study the SJW movement.

Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2020 02:22 PM (BJKQV)

552 The floorboards are coming unhinged? WTF does that actually mean?
Posted by: Heart of Darkness

It means he doesn't know shit about floorboards.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2020 02:22 PM (YqDXo)

553 I am a goof...I misspelled shat.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 05, 2020 02:23 PM (xyOmW)

554 I shall shit in your tea.
Posted by: humphreyrobot

I shall steal this.

Posted by: eleven at June 05, 2020 02:23 PM (QLPEO)

555 549 Yeah, except for the fact that Trump never spouted any racist rhetoric, that's all true!

The racist rhetoric has been coming from the left.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (k4dH2)

It kills me that they say that all the time. I would love it if they came up with some actual PROOF of his "racism."
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 02:22 PM (Ez6QX)

==========

He insults individual people, plus the "rapists from Mexico" stuff, which wasn't painting all Mexicans as rapists, of course.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 02:23 PM (LvTSG)

556 The first Atomic bomb was set off here, What was that like? And was it worth the Aliens coming here to investigate?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 02:23 PM (ie76E)

557 initially I had to tinyurl the link on another browser, see if that happens here, the last time the rock did this kind of virtue signaling, skyscraper crashed and burned, or was it baywatch, which even alexandra dadarrio, couldn't save,

Posted by: gaius martius at June 05, 2020 02:23 PM (hMlTh)

558 A lot of historians have scratched their heads over why people would confess to crimes that they had never committed when they knew that they would be killed anyway. Those historians should study the SJW movement.
Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2020 02:22 PM (BJKQV)

Because they'd be beating your balls off if you didn't. You might as well plump for the charge and get it over with.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2020 02:24 PM (YqDXo)

559 I just cannot see them getting past the Secret Service- not unless this turns into a palace coup type situation, and then things get REALLY sporty, really fast.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 02:24 PM (A5zUN)

560 My work on this planet is done. To the stars!

zombie has joined Heaven's Gate.
Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (Z4rgH)

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What goes up must come down.

While she's up there.... lets all buy gorilla suits and ride around on horseback. For giggles!!

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 02:24 PM (8XRCm)

561 I'm sorry but I don't know who Lea Michelle is.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 05, 2020 02:24 PM (Uu+Jp)

562 The floorboards are coming unhinged? WTF does that actually mean?

You can keep your weed in there.

Posted by: Grump928© at June 05, 2020 02:24 PM (QSnbM)

563 Jonathan Karl and Jim Acosta are still in the fifth grade. That is all.
Posted by: dantesed

The slap fight will not be televised.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 02:24 PM (vcOmj)

564 Does a wig-shitter weigh the same as a duck??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 02:24 PM (TQ/zJ)

565 500
The fact that they are saying they won't accept the election is a tell that they know they're going to lose.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 05, 2020 02:17 PM (Boy/L)

The fall they took after their overconfidence in 2016 really screwed them up mentally. It sincerely broke a lot of brains.*
*Not that they were all that strong to begin with.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Sizzling Savings on Flame-Proof Riot Wear at the Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2020 02:24 PM (dDgOg)

566 527 Oh by all means burn the White House, that will play well with America.
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at June 05, 2020 02:20 PM (xceTB)

This does see to be Bowser's plan

Posted by: CN at June 05, 2020 02:25 PM (ONvIw)

567 Won't give a dime to Disney ever again because I don't support racist authoritarians, but aside from that, Disneyland's been far too crowded to enjoy for years. If you grew up going there, there's no way to adjust. So even 35% capacity - nah, bro. Plus, way too expensive.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 02:25 PM (El6T/)

568 Here's a twisted take from far-left _Jacobin_ magazine:

https://tinyurl.com/ydazsdth

"Donald Trump's 'Antifa' Hysteria Is Absurd. But It's Also Very Dangerous."

Also on the same mag's homepage:

https://tinyurl.com/y8wcpvaa

"In Cities and Towns Across the US this week, the Brutal Police Riot Has Continued"

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Time for me to step away from the computer...

Posted by: gdgm+ at June 05, 2020 02:25 PM (ExnWy)

569 "It kills me that they say that all the time. I would love it if they came up with some actual PROOF of his "racism."

Posted by: Jordan61"

All his wives have been white (and hot!) Sure proof of racism.

Posted by: Ripley at June 05, 2020 02:25 PM (MxEKc)

570 Never give terrible people anything. Even if you believe they have a point, don't give people who require an -ism to exist to be relevant support of any kind. I mean, you're literally gathering the attention of people looking for someone to hate. Why would you do that?

Posted by: DaveM at June 05, 2020 02:25 PM (WWC3Y)

571 Democrats: there is nothing we won't do, including letting spoiled brats destroy American monuments, in order to take down OMB.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 02:25 PM (wgmJy)

572 The fact that they are saying they won't accept the election is a tell that they know they're going to lose.

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They still havent accepted the last one.... so....?

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 02:25 PM (8XRCm)

573 ...
I think they are more desperate for people to try to storm the White House.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 02:19 PM (A5zUN)

Last night, in front of the WH, looked more like a tailgate party than a hate/civil rights rally.

We'll see tonight.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 02:25 PM (RuqNP)

574 509 375 I am in SE Michigan.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 02:18 PM (4MX4M)

I was in the Ann Arbor Costco yesterday and I swear there were two groups (about 3 to 4 each) of antifa there. All dressed in black (the kids were white), I didn't see what they were shopping for or if they were just making a list for later when everything is free.

Posted by: jwest at June 05, 2020 02:26 PM (mrrpT)

575 Because they'd be beating your balls off if you didn't. You might as well plump for the charge and get it over with.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 05, 2020 02:24 PM (YqDXo)

Yes. But confession wouldn't necessarily stop the torture either.

Mao did the same kind of thing, I believe, during the cultural revolution. A HUGE emphasis on confessing politically-incorrect "sins."

Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2020 02:26 PM (BJKQV)

576 So today is our receptionist's last day. We are invited to go wish her well, but we need to maintain social distancing and not have too many people there at once. Should I go? There will be cupcakes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 02:26 PM (Ez6QX)

577 >>you know, the optics of the democrats allowing and even cheering on the burning of the White House is not good.

do they even think these things through?
- - - -

They seemed to realize it with St John's church fire. And the news has been awfully careful about showing the extent of the damage.

For example, in Boston this got very little coverage: 16(?) monuments in Boston Common Public Garden were defaced during the "mostly peaceful" protests, including one Bostonians are most proud of, the Shaw 54th Regiment Monument ("Glory" movie regiment). Despicable!

https://twitter.com/FOPG

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 02:26 PM (bDqIh)

578 543 >>Get this. Jonathan Karl and Jim Acosta are posting on Twitter, like Mean Girls, that the press chairs were put close together, violating social distancing guidelines and Trump . . refused to answer any questions

I love how he gets them to show their egomania and pettiness.

They've always been like this, but being the news, they made sure they got themselves nothing but great camera angles and killer soundbites.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 02:21 PM (bDqIh)
------------

Trump knew they wouldn't let him or the country enjoy the good news for just one minute so he blew them off.

This is where your reporting bias backfires MSM. That and Trump doesn't play by your rules.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 02:26 PM (G0vdT)

579 The floorboards are coming unhinged?

Hinged floorboards. You know, to keep the racism out.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 02:27 PM (oVJmc)

580
George Floyd funeral schedule
June 4th - memorial and Race baiter talked
June 6th - memorial and public viewing, NC
June 8th - celebration of life services, TX
June 9th - private funeral

Major overlap with McCain's funeral and memorials.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2020 02:27 PM (Saar8)

581
Twenty-three skidoo!

-- The Rock, "Don't Take Me For Granite!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 02:27 PM (pNxlR)

582 564 Does a wig-shitter weigh the same as a duck??
Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 02:24 PM (TQ/zJ)

"Gimme a head with... hair?"

- - The Cowpie-sills

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 02:27 PM (s2VJv)

583 576 So today is our receptionist's last day. We are invited to go wish her well, but we need to maintain social distancing and not have too many people there at once. Should I go? There will be cupcakes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 02:26 PM (Ez6QX)

Chocolate?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 02:27 PM (NWiLs)

584 Is there any practice of the dark arts of wig-shittery at the HQ??

Posted by: The Wigsmeller Pursuivant at June 05, 2020 02:28 PM (TQ/zJ)

585
"Donald Trump's 'Antifa' Hysteria Is Absurd. But It's Also Very Dangerous."

Before people started noticing, the Left was very, very proud of Antifa.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 02:28 PM (oVJmc)

586 Pics or no cigar, or something.

Posted by: klaftern at June 05, 2020 02:28 PM (RuIsu)

587 Oh goody. Biden is giving a speech on the early weeks of the Chinese Death Cooties. Apparently, in the middle of Impeachment, Trump was too focused on his stocks and corporations to worry about the American People. Are Biden's speech writers senile, too?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 05, 2020 02:28 PM (Wm5SB)

588 "the Black community..."
I get so sick of seeing this. Like blacks in America are the Borg - all thinking alike, all feeling the same feelings, not ever individuals but always "a community."

Posted by: 29Victor at June 05, 2020 02:18 PM (BJKQV)
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A "community" doesn't imply uniformity.

Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 02:28 PM (Eicbe)

589 Should I go? There will be cupcakes.

YES!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at June 05, 2020 02:28 PM (SchxB)

590
Major overlap with McCain's funeral and memorials.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2020 02:27 PM (Saar

Megatonnage is gonna be so pissed!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 02:28 PM (pNxlR)

591 I am a goof...I misspelled shat.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 05, 2020 02:23 PM

Amongst all ... possible ... transgressions, this is ... one of the ... most ... grievous!

Posted by: William S. at June 05, 2020 02:28 PM (DMUuz)

592 Mikey you're right but it's clearly much more serious than just emotional destruction after '16.

They literally are not Americans any more in terms of a critical bit of mindset - peaceful transfer of political power. First time in our history.

Um, a *gigantic*, definitional change. One of our many unique or nearly so positive legacies is precisely the transfer of political power via elections (yes, that's been dilute a lot the last 75 years by what used to be called the "permanent government" and is now called the "deep state", and by a lawless judiciary).

Anyway, even the electoral whomping I expect them to get this November won't really change this scary and new problem.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 02:28 PM (El6T/)

593 The left is desperate enough to goad some "demonstrators" into an attempted breach of the White House, assuring them the consequences would be mild. Then a few get shot and you have fresh martyrs for the cause.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 05, 2020 02:28 PM (C1Lsn)

594 Should I go? There will be cupcakes.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 02:26 PM (Ez6QX)

Cupcakes? And you need to ask?

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at June 05, 2020 02:29 PM (Ozpxd)

595

George Floyd funeral schedule

June 4th - memorial and Race baiter talked

June 6th - memorial and public viewing, NC

June 8th - celebration of life services, TX

June 9th - private funeral

After a week of Corpse On Tour, a tasteful *PRIVATE* funeral.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 02:29 PM (oVJmc)

596 509 375 I am in SE Michigan. Many of the rural or semi rural towns have demonstrations planned for today. They sound pretty gentrified LoL with professional posters online copied straight from Woodstock. You never know what can happen but the temps and the continued lockdown in Michigan is likely throwing a wrench in turnout. There will only be fifty instead of a hundred.
Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 02:18 PM (4MX4M)
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I'm in Tweeville Oakland County. We apparently had some weak sauce sympathy protests here but I was completely unaware. There were dozens of people.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 02:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

597 567 Won't give a dime to Disney ever again because I don't support racist authoritarians, but aside from that, Disneyland's been far too crowded to enjoy for years. If you grew up going there, there's no way to adjust. So even 35% capacity - nah, bro. Plus, way too expensive.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 02:25 PM (El6T/)

This. I went there a lot as a kid, back when you bought the book of tickets for the rides.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 05, 2020 02:29 PM (Ez6QX)

598 I just cannot see them getting past the Secret Service- not unless this turns into a palace coup type situation, and then things get REALLY sporty, really fast.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Probably Army snipers posted on the roof of the White House, and likely the Capital too. And very likely armed troops INSIDE Federal buildings.
The DC Mayor has no control over that. Bless her heart.

Can't tell how it's going to go, but I seriously doubt they will be anywhere close to a million people there.

That's really hard.

How many buses would that be? 30k buses?

Farrakhan's "Million Man March" had months of planning, and likely only had ~ 300K people there.

They may get 100k. Maybe.

Of course, the Media will lie about it, but see if they publish any pictures from overhead.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 02:29 PM (vcOmj)

599 ---
A "community" doesn't imply uniformity.

Posted by: Axeman at June 05, 2020 02:28 PM (Eicbe)

?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 02:29 PM (RuqNP)

600
1. There is no "antifa."
2. Even if there is an "antifa," so what.
3. Right Wing Extremists are worse.
4. You're a racist.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 02:30 PM (r89K3)

601 I hope they eat themselves. Eat themselves until nothing is left. Blue eating blue.

Posted by: USN takin now with more deplorable at June 05, 2020 02:30 PM (0OmEj)

602 I await the future movie review.

Posted by: Mikey NTH -Sizzling Savings on Flame-Proof Riot Wear at the Outrage Outlet! at June 05, 2020 02:30 PM (dDgOg)

603 And anyone who can't see Mao's Cultural Revolution strategy in all this (all tumult, all the time) is an idiot.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here

"Hoe do you do, Mr. Craw ?"

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 02:30 PM (arJlL)

604
584 Is there any practice of the dark arts of wig-shittery at the HQ??
Posted by: The Wigsmeller Pursuivant at June 05, 2020 02:28 PM (TQ/zJ)

Are you wearing a wig? Then you know the answer.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 02:30 PM (pNxlR)

605 George Floyd funeral schedule
June 4th - memorial and Race baiter talked
June 6th - memorial and public viewing, NC
June 8th - celebration of life services, TX
June 9th - private funeral
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Are you serious?

Nothing says reality like a multi state week long funeral.

Posted by: MJ at June 05, 2020 02:30 PM (gAMkn)

606
Mollie
@MZHemingway
All virtue signs should be read as: "I Am Afraid And Therefore Unquestioningly Obedient." h/t Vaclav Havel

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at June 05, 2020 02:31 PM (H22GW)

607 I read that the DC Mayor had 'Black Lives Matter' spray painted on some street in DC as a fuck you to Trump.

Um, she may have not thought this out too well.

Posted by: Cheri at June 05, 2020 02:31 PM (oiNtH)

608 >>>I'm sorry but I don't know who Lea Michelle is.<<<

She's another one of those Thespians with a little body and a big head.

Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2020 02:31 PM (95j/9)

609 I'm in Tweeville Oakland County. We apparently had some weak sauce sympathy protests here but I was completely unaware. There were dozens of people.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 02:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

What happened to the demonstration that was suppose to start at Somerset Mall?

Posted by: jwest at June 05, 2020 02:31 PM (mrrpT)

610 Ok, I confused Lea Michele with Candice Michele, evidently.

One of them has full frontal nudity and was in Playboy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 02:31 PM (A5zUN)

611 There is no Antifa.

Posted by: The Mafia at June 05, 2020 02:31 PM (C1Lsn)

612 Ok, so I've already got the Hawaiian shirts. But now I need to start drinking tea? Does iced tea work, or does it need to be hot? Can any tea work?

Is there a playbook I can buy?

Posted by: clutch cargo at June 05, 2020 02:31 PM (8B6Ng)

613

Rush with Ben Carson coming up FYI

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 02:31 PM (s2VJv)

614 @472
The suffocating blanket of political correctness was thrown over all creativity.

Posted by: artemis at June 05, 2020 02:31 PM (AwPyG)

615 Farrakhan's "Million Man March" had months of planning, and likely only had ~ 300K people there.

They may get 100k. Maybe.

Of course, the Media will lie about it, but see if they publish any pictures from overhead.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 02:29 PM (vcOmj)

This is going to be quite the test of their organizing skill. If they have a huge turnout, like they threaten, this could turn out to be quite the confrontation.

if they only get a couple thousand people or so, then their movement is broken. They'll make noise but that's all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 02:31 PM (Kpl3J)

616 I'd recommend Long Island iced tea.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2020 02:31 PM (JKNZq)

617 Lizzy, the vandalism against the 54th's monument is actually perfect. And while that's just stupidity and possibly even seen as a "mistake" by some of the perps, it's really no different than the Taliban/Nazi/Bolshevik/Khmer Rouge nihilism that's been defacing or removing other monuments and changing street names the last few years. A very, very solid and appalling indicator of deep sickness and the loss of a unique American characteristic.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 02:32 PM (El6T/)

618 615 Farrakhan's "Million Man March" had months of planning, and likely only had ~ 300K people there.

They may get 100k. Maybe.

Of course, the Media will lie about it, but see if they publish any pictures from overhead.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 02:29 PM (vcOmj)

This is going to be quite the test of their organizing skill. If they have a huge turnout, like they threaten, this could turn out to be quite the confrontation.

if they only get a couple thousand people or so, then their movement is broken. They'll make noise but that's all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 02:31 PM (Kpl3J)

"2 million people who don't do dick."

- - Just the Punchline

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 05, 2020 02:32 PM (s2VJv)

619 Not the CRAW! The CRAW!!!

Posted by: The Claw at June 05, 2020 02:32 PM (TQ/zJ)

620 They may get 100k. Maybe.
-----------------
No way. There will be millions.

This will be a corporate thing with like 98% white people. It'll look like the pussy hat thing.

Posted by: MJ at June 05, 2020 02:32 PM (gAMkn)

621 Clockwork Oranger. Hearing Singing In The Rain means run. Everywhere.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 05, 2020 02:32 PM (xyOmW)

622 I'm looking forward to the new version of Wonder Twins, where Jayna and Zan are combined into a retarded cross-dressing grandmother named Nana Jazz, who battles crime with her cuckolded pet monkey Gleek.

Posted by: wooga at June 05, 2020 02:32 PM (locJE)

623 Celebrities are campaigning on twitter to get people to donate to Texas Dems to turn Texas Blue.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 02:33 PM (wgmJy)

624 There was an article on Peter Thiel that Insty linked. It was very interesting. They came up with a Reverse Rhodes Scholar, where young people were given money to drop out of school and create new businesses instead.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2020 02:33 PM (JKNZq)

625 623 Celebrities are campaigning on twitter to get people to donate to Texas Dems to turn Texas Blue.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 02:33 PM (wgmJy)

========

It worked for Abortion Barbie.

And Beto.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 02:33 PM (LvTSG)

626 Where and when is this big demonstration supposed to be?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 05, 2020 02:33 PM (ufFY8)

627 At my job, the majority reason people attend a person's going away party is when word is leaked that there will be cake/cupcakes served. Game on!

Posted by: Cheri at June 05, 2020 02:34 PM (oiNtH)

628 "2 million people who don't do dick."

- - Just the Punchline

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Just the punchline? Will they be serving punch too?
Just like Jonestown?

That just kills me!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 02:34 PM (vcOmj)

629 >> George Floyd funeral schedule
June 4th - memorial and Race baiter talked
June 6th - memorial and public viewing, NC
June 8th - celebration of life services, TX
June 9th - private funeral

Bury my heart at wounded knee.

But First...

Posted by: garrett at June 05, 2020 02:34 PM (SlC1w)

630 Not the CRAW! The CRAW!!!
Posted by: The Claw

He's Chinese?

Wow, I thought he just had a speech impediment!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at June 05, 2020 02:34 PM (vcOmj)

631 Last night, Comfortably Smug, had tweet/vids on the American woman who brought antifa here from Europe.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 05, 2020 02:34 PM (RuqNP)

632
Ah, the ol' Swing State Funeral Tour gimmick.

Posted by: Systemic Soothsayer at June 05, 2020 02:34 PM (r89K3)

633
Anyone watch or still watching (if it is still live) Trump's roundtable today?

I have yet to turn on the tv or go look, but he tweeted about it a bit ago.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2020 02:35 PM (Saar8)

634 She's another one of those Thespians with a little body and a big head.
Posted by: Fritz at June 05, 2020 02:31 PM (95j/9)

Like Tweety?

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 02:35 PM (zr5Kq)

635 I'm looking forward to the new version of Wonder Twins, where Jayna and Zan are combined into a retarded cross-dressing grandmother named Nana Jazz, who battles crime with her cuckolded pet monkey Gleek.

-----

Fuck Im old.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 05, 2020 02:35 PM (8XRCm)

636
It kills me that they say that all the time. I would love it if they came up with some actual PROOF of his "racism."
____________

Whenever they're asked specifics, they say he imposed a "muslim ban," and he called Mexicans a bunch of rapists, and he banned Chinese tourists.

But "muslim" is not a race, it's an ideology. And the ban, which was upheld by the courts, merely prevented muslim immigration from a handful of countries that had significant terrorist infiltration and no way to vet immigrants for ties to the terrorist groups. 90% of the world's muslims were not covered under the "muslim ban."

And Trump never said all Mexicans were rapists, he merely pointed out that many of the illegal aliens sneaking across our southern border are violent criminals. That is a cold, hard fact, which can be easily verified by simply taking a look at the prison populations in states like AZ (where I live), TX, CA, CO, NM, etc.

And of course, Trump imposed the restrictions on flights from China when it became evident that the WuFlu was highly contagious, and nothing was being done in China to screen travelers before they got on planes to the U.S. to ensure they were not infected. Even anti-Trump medical experts have since admitted that Trump saved lives in America by imposing the restrictions on flights from China.

Trump's "racist rhetoric" is nothing of the kind. The left wants him to be racist, they need him to be racist, but there is no evidence that he has ever been racist. So they just make shit up.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at June 05, 2020 02:35 PM (k4dH2)

637 How much Icing on a cupcake is acceptable?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 02:35 PM (ie76E)

638 There's gonna be real trouble if John McCain's funeral procession runs into George Floyd's funeral procession at a set of lights!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 02:35 PM (TQ/zJ)

639 It struck me, I can articulate why polls of any kind are so worthless right now. It's not just that they're intentionally slanted (they are) but rather, because we have never had a year in living memory where there have been so many Big events, a time when *everything* changes every single day. In this climate, our Future is so unpredictable that no estimation of what we think it all be has any value whatsoever.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 02:35 PM (Kpl3J)

640
After the inevitable disaster and complete shit-show Friday Night, the return of the National Guard should be preceded by an air strike on the homes and offices of the DC City Council and Mayor.

Those new Small Diameter Bombs with JDAM Guidance are very accurate, and they should have good locations of the targets.

I am not sure if I am joking or serious at this point.
Posted by: rd at June 05, 2020 02:22 PM (+0uDE)

Oh, come on now. Carpet bombing ArcLight strikes from B52s are EXTREMELY accurate.

The bombs always hit the ground.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2020 02:36 PM (EGyGV)

641 >>, the vandalism against the 54th's monument is actually perfect. And while that's just stupidity and possibly even seen as a "mistake" by some of the perps, it's really no different than the Taliban/Nazi/Bolshevik/Khmer Rouge nihilism that's been defacing or removing other monuments and changing street names the last few years. A very, very solid and appalling indicator of deep sickness and the loss of a unique American characteristic.

Completely agree. That's just the one monument that got attention because it made no sense according to their stated goal, but they are trying to destroy them all. I had the "this is just like ISIS" moment when they went after the St John's church.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 02:36 PM (bDqIh)

642 Nana Jizz.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 02:36 PM (TQ/zJ)

643
Boy, there's no sneaking anything past those watchdogs at Snopes, is there?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 05, 2020 02:36 PM (pNxlR)

644 610 Ok, I confused Lea Michele with Candice Michele, evidently.

One of them has full frontal nudity and was in Playboy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 02:31 PM (A5zUN)

I do not believe you. Therefore I must research this subject thoroughly in the interest of educating myself on these important matters.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 05, 2020 02:36 PM (Wm5SB)

645 Somebody should do a comparative study of IQ's before and after college. See if they rise or fall. I'm betting on the latter, or no change. Antifa is a result of "higher" education.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 02:36 PM (o2MD2)

646 637 How much Icing on a cupcake is acceptable?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 02:35 PM (ie76E

Depends. If it's just dyed buttercream, I usually scrape the icing off and throw it in the trash.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at June 05, 2020 02:36 PM (NWiLs)

647
George Floyd funeral schedule
June 4th - memorial and Race baiter talked
June 6th - memorial and public viewing, NC
June 8th - celebration of life services, TX
June 9th - private funeral

Major overlap with McCain's funeral and memorials.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2020 02:27 PM (Saar

--------------

Benjamin Crump (of Trayvon Martin fame) is the Floyd Family Lawyer.

He is great at organizing spectacles, and the media love him because he reliably brings the spectacle.

I was very happy when the Benjamin Crump Racial Grievance Circus pulled up stakes and left town peacefully yesterday.

Posted by: rd at June 05, 2020 02:36 PM (+0uDE)

648 637 How much Icing on a cupcake is acceptable?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at June 05, 2020 02:35 PM (ie76E)

The limit is as much icing as there is cupcake by volume.

Posted by: Someguy at June 05, 2020 02:36 PM (Zm+LZ)

649 There was an article on Peter Thiel that Insty linked. It was very interesting. They came up with a Reverse Rhodes Scholar, where young people were given money to drop out of school and create new businesses instead.

Posted by: notsothoreau at June 05, 2020 02:33 PM (JKNZq)

Yes, it's at City Journal. Excellent article.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 05, 2020 02:37 PM (Z4rgH)

650 Steve Trevor?

I'm dying with hilarity here.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 05, 2020 02:37 PM (oVJmc)

651 He is great at organizing spectacles,

You know who else was great at organizing spectacles ?

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 02:37 PM (zr5Kq)

652 Oh, come on now. Carpet bombing ArcLight strikes from B52s are EXTREMELY accurate.

The bombs always hit the ground.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 05, 2020 02:36 PM (EGyGV

Overlapping craters.

Posted by: Fox 2! at June 05, 2020 02:37 PM (koG+n)

653 Over at DM, George Floyds' girlfriend said they were planning on opening a restaurant and calling it.....Convict Kitchen.

Posted by: WisRich at June 05, 2020 02:38 PM (G0vdT)

654 What's really strange is the history of the country is all about the peaceful transfer of power--nearly every time a 2 term presdient has left, the other side is elected--nearly every time.
But I think both sides used to believe in American greatness, just by different means. Now, one side doesn't, and they will not allow any dissent.

Posted by: artemis at June 05, 2020 02:38 PM (AwPyG)

655 625 623 Celebrities are campaigning on twitter to get people to donate to Texas Dems to turn Texas Blue.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 05, 2020 02:33 PM (wgmJy)

========

It worked for Abortion Barbie.

And Beto.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower

Oh, I don't know. Texans are fond of spoiled rich, stupid outsiders interfering with there elections. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at June 05, 2020 02:38 PM (MVR7y)

656 BLM / Antifa / Black block, etc... is a cult. If you are forced to deal with them never back down and never apologize. They will rant, snarl and cry, but mock and snear right back.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at June 05, 2020 02:38 PM (UvkRl)

657 One of my rules of life has been to stay away from crazy people. Damn near impossible these days.

Posted by: itsacookbook at June 05, 2020 02:38 PM (yPxXc)

658 Some enterprising person should find a vacant lot. When the SJWs roll in from Chantilly, Fairfax, and Alexandria to show support for the cause, have a sign offering parking at a competitive rate. Collect the money, hold the keys, and when the demonstration gets going, run those babies up to B'more and sell them to Jamal's chop shop.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at June 05, 2020 02:38 PM (C1Lsn)

659 Rasmussen:

Black voter approval for Trump over 40%.

Say, what?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

And he doesn't even speak jive......

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 02:38 PM (arJlL)

660 >Rasmussen:

Black voter approval for Trump over 40%.

--

Holy mackarel, for realz!? I was gone for a few minutes blasting away responses to CEOs who have thought it necessary to send me "stand in solidarity, we're sending a gajillion dollars to NAACP to fight racial injustice" emails and I come back...to this! Please, oh please, oh please be true. Please let this be a true moment where some blacks are awakening to the devastation the D party has wrought.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at June 05, 2020 02:38 PM (O+I8R)

661 If Trump wins again, and I think he will, they're just going to riot. As a matter of fact, whenever they don't get their way regarding any policy, they'll just riot until they do.

What a horrible way to create policy.

Posted by: unkaren at June 05, 2020 02:38 PM (vGJY7)

662 You know who else was great at organizing spectacles?
Busby Berkley??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 02:39 PM (TQ/zJ)

663 >>Celebrities are campaigning on twitter to get people to donate to Texas Dems to turn Texas Blue.

Celebrity-DNC.
Keep in mind they coordinate with DC politicians and activist organization to get their message to the their LIC social media fans/followers.

Bing "Decency Collective" article at Vox (I know, but it's worth it).

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2020 02:39 PM (bDqIh)

664 We need dates for that Ras poll.

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 02:39 PM (zr5Kq)

665 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

666 Candice Owens did a brutal statement on the character of 5 time convict Floyd.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 05, 2020 02:39 PM (o2MD2)

667 Read the Snopes fact check. There was a link to an explanation as to why they fact check satire sites.

I didn't click it because one Snopes click a year is already too much.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 05, 2020 02:39 PM (xfb67)

668 @646
Save the buttercream icing for me! Love buttercream

Posted by: artemis at June 05, 2020 02:39 PM (AwPyG)

669

Call me paranoid, but I can see a scenario where the Dems had George killed by a cop just to bail that moron Stupid Joe out, sure seems they had everything lined up and scheduled tightly to drop. Not good for the cop, of course, unless he got something out of it. That might be too out there though.

Or perhaps this was all coincidence, or maybe they were hoping Arbery would be the dead black man they could get behind to help elect Stupid Joe. Maybe they were just waiting for the right dead black guy. Arbery was not a jogger, too much bad stuff came out about him. But what a smile though!

Paranoid, perhaps.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 05, 2020 02:40 PM (lg/F7)

670 Over at DM, George Floyds' girlfriend said they were planning on opening a restaurant and calling it.....Convict Kitchen.
Not Neil's??

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 02:40 PM (TQ/zJ)

671 If dates fall before the riots that would explain EVERYTHING[/].

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 02:40 PM (zr5Kq)

672 661
If Trump wins again, and I think he will, they're just going to riot. As
a matter of fact, whenever they don't get their way regarding any
policy, they'll just riot until they do.

What a horrible way to create policy.

Posted by: unkaren at June 05, 2020 02:38 PM (vGJY7)

It's a great way to expand support for the 2A.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2020 02:40 PM (KnJdm)

673 I think we haven't yet begun to reach peak stupid.
Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 02:13 PM (zr5Kq)

nah, watching Tucker's guest Bryan Dean Wright and he pretty much told the truth. And he's a democrat. It is surreal watching some democrats melt down at their own party. Hannity had some Dem guy on last night who was sh*tting bricks about Biden's dumb stance on all of this defund the cops business.

makes you smile

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 05, 2020 02:40 PM (Saar8)

674 n

Posted by: runner at June 05, 2020 02:40 PM (zr5Kq)

675 >How much Icing on a cupcake is acceptable?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

all of it

Posted by: DB- just DB. at June 05, 2020 02:40 PM (iTXRQ)

676 This reminds me of a rant on the old Steve Dahl and Gary Meyer show in Chitcago back in the day.

"Because everything you touch turns to CRAP!!!! That's why!!!"

This is the left, in a nutshell.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

677 Nood wigs!!!

I mean LACE!!!

Er, NOOD!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at June 05, 2020 02:41 PM (TQ/zJ)

678 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 05, 2020 02:41 PM (tmA71)

679 James Lileks Bleat for today:

https://tinyurl.com/ycwdoyex

He has been showing downtown Minneapolis for the past decade or so every week, so you have compare and contrast.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 05, 2020 02:41 PM (A5zUN)

680 669

Call me paranoid, but I can see a scenario where the Dems had George
killed by a cop just to bail that moron Stupid Joe out, sure seems they
had everything lined up and scheduled tightly to drop. Not good for the
cop, of course, unless he got something out of it. That might be too
out there though.

Or perhaps this was all coincidence, or maybe they were hoping
Arbery would be the dead black man they could get behind to help elect
Stupid Joe. Maybe they were just waiting for the right dead black guy.
Arbery was not a jogger, too much bad stuff came out about him. But what
a smile though!

Paranoid, perhaps.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at June 05, 2020 02:40 PM (lg/F7)

They would have used something else. There's a Tacoma, WA case that could have been the spark, too.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 05, 2020 02:41 PM (KnJdm)

681 639 It struck me, I can articulate why polls of any kind are so worthless right now. It's not just that they're intentionally slanted (they are) but rather, because we have never had a year in living memory where there have been so many Big events, a time when *everything* changes every single day. In this climate, our Future is so unpredictable that no estimation of what we think it all be has any value whatsoever.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 02:35 PM (Kpl3J)

I think you and I are about the same age, so question. Do you consider 2020 worse than 1968? I was doing that mental exercise the other day and I'm not entirely sure. I recall being very frightened in 68, but on the other hand I was all of 11. I am not the least bit frightened now, but today I'm old enough to really not care about much of anything.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 05, 2020 02:41 PM (kUmUV)

682 Over the loudspeaker:

MOON to the BARREL.

MOON to the BARREL.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)

683

Oh, and fixed.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at June 05, 2020 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

684 596 Chelsea Michigan had a BLM protest in Pierce Park yesterday afternoon and there are photos of it on the Pierce Park Facebook page. Maybe 200 including onlookers and the curious. Mostly teens and young adults. Nary a black person that I could find. Chelsea is the home of actor and lib Trump hater Jeff Daniels. He needs to up his town influence game the demonstration looked more like a small town concert in the park. Only missing a bunch of cloggers and ice cream truck.

Posted by: Jen the original at June 05, 2020 02:44 PM (4MX4M)

685 It worked for Abortion Barbie.

And Beto.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at June 05, 2020 02:33 PM (LvTSG)

Don't forget that Abortion Barbie in her pretty pink shoes carpetbagged from Texas Senate District-10 (Tarrant County) down to my old neighborhood, to run for US Rep TX-21 against Chip Roy.

Be sure to support Chip's campaign, everyone. He has been a damn sight better than Lamar Smith.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 05, 2020 02:45 PM (ejsiI)

686 The Federal District is closed. Moose out front should have told ya.
Posted by: Grump928©

Moose doesn't talk while his mouth is full......

Posted by: JT at June 05, 2020 02:45 PM (arJlL)

687 I think you and I are about the same age, so question. Do you consider 2020 worse than 1968? I was doing that mental exercise the other day and I'm not entirely sure. I recall being very frightened in 68, but on the other hand I was all of 11. I am not the least bit frightened now, but today I'm old enough to really not care about much of anything.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at June 05, 2020 02:41 PM (kUmUV)

Too early to tell - the thing about the riots and unrest in 1968 was that it had staying power, it went on all summer long because it was being driven by opposition to the Draft and to the Vietnam War. We're about to see, does this go on all summer? Or does it fizzle out pretty quickly?

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 05, 2020 02:45 PM (Kpl3J)

688 One of the authors I follow (and I can't remember which one) point-blank replied to a "fan" that he didn't use social media because it's a waste of his writing time. I thought it was not just a burn but very true.

Do people who reflexively check social media a hundred times a day even going to sit down and read a book?

Delilah Dawson, a Star Wars novel writer (I think her claim-to-fame was retelling Episodes I-VIII through Anakin, Luke, Leia, and Rey's points of view) got the hell off Twitter before I did. She used to give some general advice about publishing and writing - just things she learned on the way. I thought it was interesting. Instead, it turned into an opportunity for less-successful writers to say "Oh, no, you're wrong. This is my hot-take" and a lot of dweebs to abuse her for writing popular crap, not literature.

So even innocuous stuff will get people burned, not just virtue-signaling.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 05, 2020 02:52 PM (/+bwe)

689 CALLING ALL STRAIGHT WOMEN: have you all noticed that our men are being taken away and turned into woman-averse gay male characters? ["no boyfriend for you, Wonder Woman! oh, and if you want to experience a Real loving relationship, look at Adam and Steve!"] ... that our sports teams have been invaded and will be wrecked by GENDER-appropriating males in drag? ... that the most misogynist belief system on earth (IYKWIM) trumps all women's rights?

Everywhere we look, our interests are being trashed. Something's going on. And the ones who are doing it are the ones who also attacked traditional femininity and women's roles as wives and mothers and the mainstay of the family.

I think they're profoundly anti-female: natural female, that is.

On another subject, what's the over/under on how long our blog will last? the Thought Police are out there like the Flying Monkeys of the Dark Side, waiting to sweep in and fly us all off to the witch's tower...

Posted by: Beverly at June 05, 2020 02:53 PM (+0Ebw)

690 What happened to the demonstration that was suppose to start at Somerset Mall?
Posted by: jwest at June 05, 2020 02:31 PM (mrrpT)
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Peaceful. The cops knelt with the protesters.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 05, 2020 02:54 PM (Dc2NZ)

691 Wouldn't shi**ing in someone's wig be unsanitary?

Not to mention creating more work for the folks in the wardrobe department?

Posted by: Muldoon at June 05, 2020 02:58 PM (m45I2)

692 I'm in a private FB group for a prominent, well-loved podcaster, entrepreneur, course creator, etc. Actually two groups. Both virtue signalled hard core on Sunday and Monday. I did not go well. Some people reminded them we are there to learn, be supportive and discuss business. This was a microaggression apparently. This devolved into all white people being asked to stay silent, donate to BLM or else. The owners of the groups both suggested we donate, watch classes online to get educated on our whiteness, discuss our guilt with other white people, and atone for our sins by joining protests. One gal matched BLM donations up to $5k. She was then told that she should take down all her FB advertisements and give one month of her salary to BLM because, as a privileged white woman, she needs to do more. I think they are both finding out there is never enough. I left both groups for 'hate speech' after I was told by a white female that I should silence myself for seven days and only assist my POC clients. Any attempt at an "open conversation" was met with hostility and down right hatred. I will no longer provide either of these women my $. I do not support people who do not know me, but assume they know my heart. LOLGF.

Posted by: hazchic at June 05, 2020 03:07 PM (tEbH0)

693 He wants you too, Malachai

Posted by: Melinda Anderson at June 05, 2020 03:12 PM (j9Zin)

694 So, basically, the Masters of the Democrat Plantation have incited an uprising by the most violent among their inventory of "victims", and it's proving to be a Pandora's Box.

The fury released is going after Massa too.

Wow. Why did I not see that coming?

Posted by: Optimizer at June 05, 2020 03:30 PM (hOOi9)

695 617 Lizzy, the vandalism against the 54th's monument is actually perfect. And while that's just stupidity and possibly even seen as a "mistake" by some of the perps, it's really no different than the Taliban/Nazi/Bolshevik/Khmer Rouge nihilism that's been defacing or removing other monuments and changing street names the last few years. A very, very solid and appalling indicator of deep sickness and the loss of a unique American characteristic.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 05, 2020 02:32 PM (El6T/)

SWEEP AWAY THE MONSTERS AND DEMONS!!!

Posted by: Communist Party of China, June 1966 at June 05, 2020 03:48 PM (ejsiI)

696 BTW, if the Covid-19 virus is manmade, the Chinese are WAAAAY ahead of everybody else in gene engineering, because it bears none of the hallmarks of human construction.

That aside, it could still have been optimised in tissue culture by artificial selection, which would not leave any readily identifiable molecular signature.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at June 05, 2020 03:52 PM (CPk08)

697 Open Mouth and Insert your Foot thats one of the biggists problems for Liberals they open up their Piehole and in gose their foot

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 05, 2020 03:53 PM (FLiOE)

698 Frankenstein's Monster always returns to the castle to destroy it.

Posted by: FUGALDAT at June 05, 2020 03:55 PM (IQcGl)

699
"Perhaps until Marvel thinks comic shops are in good enough shape to poison with this sewage again."

Which will be half past never. Comic shops were circling the drain with previous DC and Marvel shit shows. Between the Kung Flu and the antifa looting most will probably not open back up.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at June 05, 2020 05:00 PM (ZTZBG)

700 Look I'm not gonna cry for these people, but this is just 1 nobody trying to gain some fame for acting aggrieved. I've done work with the show Glee, it was no secret around set, hell no secret throughout the industry, that Leah Michelle was just a bitch to everyone. I witnessed her sassing and trying to showup her own parents in front of an entire cast and hundreds of onlookers watching the filming. I don't really believe she would go after someone for race, she just does it because she's an awful human, but people only care about her being awful because 1 of the 20,000 occurrences happened to a black girl.

Posted by: Rbastid at June 05, 2020 07:17 PM (uTEdS)

701 White women don't really want to be black. Change my mind.

Posted by: Incredulous Hulk at June 06, 2020 05:07 AM (zp+b/)

702 I don't know who is sicker, hysterical white SJW or crazed BLM members. Both are supremely ugly and stupid.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at June 06, 2020 08:43 AM (Ju2mK)

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