aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Surprise Adorable Otters
Aw. A little Otter Cam might lighten the mood.
And Open Thread, of course.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2020 08:00 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Redenzo at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (E7vND)
Posted by: firehorse at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (7N/+s)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Redenzo at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (E7vND)
He wants a vacation.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (Z+IKu)
At first glance I thought it said "A little otter cum might lighten the mood."
Posted by: Mark1971
.....
Well, aren't you a dirty birdie!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: FloridaMan at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (r28kI)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Just Lily at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (yIlsy)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (xPl2J)
...too easy
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (MVjcR)
I haven't taken a peek at them in weeks.
They need to be set loose in Minneapolis, to straighten things out.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2020 08:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Picric at May 28, 2020 08:05 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at May 28, 2020 08:05 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (xPl2J)
He was just called in...unavoidable absence.
Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (32YRo)
They are in stores here yeah.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (ufFY8)
I won't turn my back on them though.
Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (+y/Ru)
The circle of life.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Guy who says alas at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (QLPEO)
I'm down to Tucker and Laura during the week. Honest opinions with data and facts to back it up.
And Greg Gutfeld and Jesse Watters on the weekend. Reality humor. Especially Gutfeld.
Fox News is a joke, the management has chosen that road, not me.
A bad joke.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (CjFDo)
Like now you mean.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:07 PM (iq0yV)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 08:07 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 08:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:07 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (WdocV)
Basically low-end imitation Kool-Aid in plastic pouches.
The ones you made at home with the Tupperware molds and your own Kool-Aid were much better, 'cuz you could mix that shit double-strength and get a popsicle that would blow your head off from flavor intensity.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (hKLpI)
Posted by: banned roof of mouth blistered by otter pizza at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (gvJd8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (oVJmc)
If Joe Biden refuses to come out of the basement and is unwilling to debate President Trump, just get Tom Schillue from the Gutfeld show in there to stand in for Biden.
Most people could not tell the difference.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (iq0yV)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (puu6v)
Biden Center at the University of Pennsylvania is Under Fire for Accepting $70 Million From China and not Reporting It David Harris Jr. _ 5/28/20
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycgyj32b
Complaint Filed Against University of Pennsylvania and Biden Center for Undisclosed China Mega-Donations
National Legal & Policy Center_5/21/20
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya37h6mv
Last July, the Philadelphia Inquirer noted that Penn has paid Mr. Biden $900,000 and asked "what did he do to earn the money" _ 3-26-20
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaqdpu2m
Daniel Greenfield _Front Page
Biden was given the title of "Benjamin Franklin Presidential Practice Professor" at [university of] Penn ..., which involved him giving four speeches a year, for $390,000/year, according to PhillyMag 7/10/19
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc94f43h
Dickey "Toes" Morris tells the story 5/28/20
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yarf9hvj
Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (Xb1xU)
Somebody wake 'em up!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Guy who says alas at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Pelosi's Filthy Fingers at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (a1s18)
Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (WdocV)
Some of them learned, to their sorrow, that sea otters are a) capable of biting through mollusk shells and b) don't much care for being grabbed by a hippie when they're already in a pissed-off mood from being coated with oil.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (hKLpI)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:07 PM (M+Lyo)
You can call them lazy, but at least they aren't "demonstrating."
Posted by: trev006 at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (37rWG)
Those otters are cute as a button. You think that's how they sneak up so easy and tap you right in the ass ?
Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (QgEgJ)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (qFB9S)
Most people could not tell the difference.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (sy5kK)
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Shoot, it's hard to tell the difference between Joey B. and an inflatable sex doll.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (4o2K3)
It looks like the one in the upper left hand is jacking off.
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You people are worse the invisible alien ghosts. Can an otter just have some alone time?
Posted by: Some handy otter at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)
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That always works on me. Well, not with otters.
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (WdocV)
Yea, I really liked my visit.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)
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Yep. Great aquarium.
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (A5zUN)
Ottererotic
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)
They oughter change that otter water ... just saying.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Fatfuck Billy Kristol at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (B5R2a)
U of Penn taking $70 million is no small change.
Stupit Biden only got $900,000 for laundering it.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (Xb1xU)
Posted by: motionview at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: banned dont even say mongoose vs cobra at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (gvJd8)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (hKLpI)
LOL..... dirty stinkin hippies.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (iq0yV)
Yea, I really liked my visit.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)
JackStraw was asked not to return after blowing pot smoke in a Polar Bear's face.
Next:
What do Otter's do when there is no one around to rape?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (A5zUN)
Ottererotic
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)
Otter erotica ?
Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Every time she dove, junior would shriek - "eeee, eeee!" - until she returned.
You ettes woulda fainted from the cuteness.
As a savage and barbaric lover of explosions and conflict, I'll go as far as to say it was pretty cool.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (UNyae)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (A5zUN)
Ottererotic
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)
LOL. *golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (A5zUN)
They invade other animal habitats and go wild !
Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Otter at May 28, 2020 08:14 PM (DMUuz)
Before you know it, you got a couple flippers on your hips and one of them sons o' bitches is harder to get to than that spot on your back you just can't scratch.
I bet it works like that. Shifty bastards. I'll probably shoot the next one I see on sight.
Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 08:14 PM (QgEgJ)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)
LOL. *golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (A5zUN)
Seconded.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:14 PM (iq0yV)
Now someone is trying to break-in fast food joints via the drive throughs. WTF? Black males in a tan SUV....
Sigh.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (G546f)
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (UNyae)
I would think an Otter would be preferable to a Hippo.
Stacey Abrams: Hey Lady! *Starts shaking water off*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (iq0yV)
........
You better believe I do! Tougher gang leader than Corn Pop. Took care of that I did, My word as a Biden
Posted by: Joe "take down pop's" Biden at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (SgVKt)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: nasty norcal fishermans at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (gvJd8)
Otter riot ... downtown Salinas ... 10:00 PM ... pass it on ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (pNxlR)
Trying to break free some burgers and fries. They looked confined and tortured.
Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (DrfUF)
[So I'm reading yet another Churchill biography (I think I've heard more books have been written about him than anybody else in history), this time on his time in and relationship with America, and as soon as I see Beaverbrook's name I immediately think of Riverotters. Thanks a lot, horde ...]
Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (WqPYg)
them sons o' bitches is harder to get to than that spot on your back you
just can't scratch.
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Don't I know that that's like.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (WdocV)
PGIS, wollowed hello at end of last thread.
Hope it's not still Lillipution after I hit post.
If so, time to paint jig heads.
Posted by: TeeJ at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (Ww1tL)
It's going to be a long weekend in the blue cities, my friends.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (hKLpI)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (iq0yV)
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Definitely.
Posted by: The Huge Manatee at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (4o2K3)
Large crowds of "protestors" reportedly gathering in NYC right now.
It's going to be a long weekend in the blue cities, my friends.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (hKLpI)
Everybody's working for the weekend!
Posted by: Loverboy at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (ufFY8)
We recognize that the visible presence of police officers could be triggering for people
(Portland police explaining why they're nowhere to be found)
Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (/52yu)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: banned unuh at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (gvJd8)
Posted by: Miklos, also pre-med or law at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM
Actually, they are both members of the family Mustelidae.
Unlike skunks.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (DMUuz)
***
We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (WdocV)
Sleepy- still sleeping.
Spanky- looks a bit shifty in the corner.
One bathing itself has decided to give the crowd a show by paddling around on it's back.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:18 PM (gLRfa)
Asking for a friend ?
Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 08:18 PM (QgEgJ)
She must be staging ammo and equipment on the roof
Posted by: browndog at May 28, 2020 08:18 PM (gD6Ka)
And work has been hell the last two days. Major outage yesterday. People calling multiple times demanding to know when it will be resolved, then unhappy if you were wrong.Good thing I had Monday and Tuesday off.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 28, 2020 08:18 PM (JKNZq)
Though I don't blame the poor business owners. Anything to weather the mob action.
Saw a clip today of an older black guy berating the idiot mob somewhere (day time) over this kind of behavior.
Following the Rodney King riots, there were several interviews with black business guys who'd been burned out - wrenching interviews. As I recall, by local TV "news". As recently as the 90s, there was still *some* news in the news, even on this Forbidden Topic.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (El6T/)
And I loved that I could do basic repairs on my bike. Fix the tires, tighten things, clean it up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Are you Peter Brady?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (ud0EU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (377Zs)
***
We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn
Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (WdocV)
If NYC burns to the ground, then the COVAD
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (k16aq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (A5zUN)
If NYC burns to the ground, then the COVAD
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (sy5kK)
.... has done it's job.
And the lockdown is over!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (sy5kK)
NBC tried to float a story that the Flynn/Kislyak calls that Grenell declassified are not transcripts just call summaries so it's not clear what might have been left out.
Grenell responded.
This isn't true.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (ZLI7S)
The otter I remember from Prince William Sound *koffkoff* years ago securing the pipeline terminal at Valdez on an exercise were big bastards. They kept coming up on the thermal imagers as false positives while we were looking for the SEALs who were playing OPFOR.
Not the ball-balancing SEALs, the "flexing in front of the mirror before shooting you in the face with their HK 416s" SEALs.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (A5zUN)
Like those fireplace fire videos.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (377Zs)
If it was a Spark that would be funny. And Justice.
Posted by: Rev Al at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (A5zUN)
So looks like some businesses in Minneapolis are putting up THIS IS A BLACK OWNED BUSINESS. Meaning, move on down and smash whitey instead.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (377Zs)
During WWII, Warner Pictures Burbank studios bore an uncomfortable resemblance to Lockheed's nearby plant. Warner had a huge arrow painted on the roof of one of the buildings and the words LOCKHEED THATAWAY.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (Gw21p)
Posted by: Pliney at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (hKLpI)
Are they social distancing!?
Posted by: Karen at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (Zmnko)
They're gonna short sheet Greenie later this evening ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (hKLpI)
"We have about 200 people in the Furniture Barn and they are setting it on fire again."
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot.
I had a '94 Chevy Cavalier and it lasted almost 15 years. Solid car.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (DrfUF)
Anyone remember the name/author of a poem about a guy who had a dream about a Revolutionary War soldier showing up in his bedroom and giving him he'll about how far this country has fallen?
Think the author was Steve something.
Posted by: TeeJ at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (Ww1tL)
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Yeah. Oooh! Ahhh! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.
Posted by: Dr. Ian Malcolm at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (dP625)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (k16aq)
Straw Otters was a good movie.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Miklos, Friend of All Noble Edible Molluscans at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Lived there for 12 years.
The aquarium is run by commies. The setting is secondary. Just sayin'.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Sea Urchins at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (gd9RK)
We recognize that the visible presence of police officers could be triggering for people
(Portland police explaining why they're nowhere to be found)
Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (kOpft)
==
useless feckless asshoes
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Dr. Ian Malcolm at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (dP625)
LOL
Posted by: browndog at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:24 PM (hKLpI)
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:24 PM (dOV9E)
De blasio may have to make a choice .... Pulling swimmers from the surf or protecting the city from rioters. We will see what is more important to him.
Posted by: Pliney at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (nzKWW)
Much easier to harass law-abiding citizens.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 08:24 PM (mht8P)
NYPD has reportedly arrested five already.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:24 PM (hKLpI)
Has DiCommio let them go yet?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:24 PM (XvfQ9)
De blasio may have to make a choice .... Pulling swimmers from the surf or protecting the city from rioters. We will see what is more important to him.
NY has some great stores to loot
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:25 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Pliney at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (nzKWW)
Hahahahahaha..... wait, you were serious?
Posted by: Roll it over at May 28, 2020 08:25 PM (ImCOk)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (2N7oZ)
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How about Reservoir Otters?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 28, 2020 08:25 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (ufFY
If they burn an Aldi they need to make sure they get their quarter back.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 28, 2020 08:25 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:25 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Cities just spontaneously combust sometimes. It happens.
Posted by: Harry Dean "Miklos" Stanton, always intense at May 28, 2020 08:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:26 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (A5zUN)
142 Dispatcher:
"We have about 200 people in the Furniture Barn and they are setting it on fire again.
Any word on the fate of the Food King?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (XXrUA)
Reminds me of the protests from the shooting of the Australian woman, and the weekly protests in Chicago from the casualty count every weekend.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (mhSbP)
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Morango
Whole Foods and Trader Joe's left untouched, 'cause what the fuck them places?
Posted by: "Down with the Struggle" at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (QzkSJ)
With artist storyboards. And a tips and tricks section!
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Now look up putting a sleeping person's hand gently in a pan of warm water.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (mhSbP)
One of my favorite images from the lockdown era was a picture of a supermarket open fridge, utterly empty, except for a very fully stocked three-foot-wide area that turned out to be the vegan stuff.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: It's me donna
Confirmed.
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:29 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:29 PM (ud0EU)
Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (0Ng0w)
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (dOV9E)
During the period there where groger was actually short on some things, the milk section was completely cleaned out of whole and skim and 2%. But there was 1%.
1%- the Quisling of Milk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Miklosian Assumptions LLC at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (/52yu)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (yIDYK)
Baseball season at last!
Oh.
Posted by: rhomboid
Warriors! Come out and play!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (GvEen)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (0Ng0w)
Best part is overall commander says yes every time a squad asks to utilize tear gas for the looters.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (El6T/)
180 Males with baseball bats reported.
Baseball season at last!
Oh.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (El6T/)
War ... ri ... ors, come out and play ... ay!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (yIDYK)
Do it. Mobs are nothing to mess with.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (A5zUN)
The explosive diarrhea from the hot buffet would end it all.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (qFB9S)
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If you can get out for a few days, that would seem wise to me.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Bond. Miklos Bond at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (axyOa)
It's twue, It's twue, It's twue!
Posted by: Lily Von Schtupp at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (A5zUN)
That is the crap they squeegee off of the floor between shifts.
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (mhSbP)
Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (kOpft)
But, they'll be home safe tonight!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (ZMXpM)
Quiet......but I'm listening to a police broadcast that let's me know they are close.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (ufFY
Got you covered.
Posted by: Joe Biden's Bony Butt at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (/52yu)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (qFB9S)
Posted by: Miklos Buonaparte at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (yIDYK)
Might not be a bad idea. Go west, young man. See some parks. Protect the babes.
Posted by: Lily Von Schtupp at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (yIDYK)
Would they go to residential areas? Nothing to loot there and possibly armed homeowners
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (gLRfa)
I have a hard time thinking of leaving my house. I was blessed in getting this house. The thought of some looters tearing it up is beyond the pale.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: banned in africa at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (/95aL)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (k16aq)
Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (Y7RNP)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (k16aq)
There is NO First Amendment protection for letting sleeping Otters lie!!!
Posted by: Donna Brazilnut at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: filbert at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (NiXyF)
Free Fur All - a limerick
A playful furry mother and a daughter
Who love to frolic; splashing in the water
Cracking mussels on their tummy
"Gosh, that sure is yummy!"
If you haven't ever tried it...well, you otter!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (axyOa)
Could you waggle your "rudder" like that?
Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (Xt7n2)
But "abundance of caution" whispers to me - get out, not just your family, you too.
Mobs/riots are the human equivalent of a hurricane - just get out of the way, that's all that matters.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (El6T/)
1%- the Quisling of Milk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (A5zUN)
You're not quite milk enough. You're semi-milk. You're quasi-milk. You're the margarine of milk.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (0Ng0w)
They are anarcho communists mixed with bangers and opportunists. Dont trust their good judgement.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: Fritz at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (95j/9)
Agreed. Items can be replaced. People cannot.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: MSP PD at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (/52yu)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (Zmnko)
This is probably sane. Looting an empty store front is one thing, roaming a suburb with German shepherds and guys wanting to try out their FG-42 semi auto replicas, something else entirely.
Posted by: Lily Von Schtupp at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (A5zUN)
Last Oct. we had to evacuated because of fires... Of course it was nowhere near us... It was difficult
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (eNnz+)
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (QLPEO)
When are the riots over the black guy beating the 75 year old white man in the nursing home going to start? When is the media coverage of that going to start? Why do I ask this silly questions?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (XvfQ9)
212 Suddenly the Usual Suspects have shut the fuck up about staying at home.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Yeah, where are all the Karens squawking about masks and social distancing?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (pNxlR)
In an address to Chinese military officers at the annual meeting of the National People's Congress (NPC), Communist China's rubber-stamp legislature, dictator Xi Jinping said it was important to "step up preparations for armed combat against various threats", specifically mentioning "Taiwan independence forces."
The phrase you are reaching for is "sporty".
China is collapsing economically, and the only way out, historically for most countries, is war.
Now, back to your Minneapolis is Burning coverage.
Brought to you by Target, AutoZone, Discount Tire, and Wendy's.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (sy5kK)
Bitches. Don't forget the bitches.
Posted by: why I otter be banned at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (/95aL)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Miklos, Royal Master of the Otters at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (qFB9S)
Arugula and diapers don't shoot back. Head on to the suburbs and see what awaits you, I say.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (yIDYK)
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I understand. I would be hard-pressed to leave my house too. But, your lives are worth more. You can replace your stuff eventually, if needed. I think it would be wise to take everyone and get out for a few days. Nothing you can do there to ward off rioters. I'm praying for you and the other Morons nearby.
Posted by: bluebell at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Who love to frolic; splashing in the water
Cracking mussels on their tummy
"Gosh, that sure is yummy!"
If you haven't ever tried it...well, you otter!
Posted by: Muldoon ''
An abundance of cuteness tonight.
Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (xPl2J)
R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (2N7oZ)
So far not a peep, and I'm in the busiest division in the city. Philly thugs don't care about riots unless it's a sports championship.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (k16aq)
I have very well-armed relatives in White Bear Lake that would host you and yours in a heartbeat.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (dmYb7)
You're not quite milk enough. You're semi-milk. You're quasi-milk. You're the margarine of milk.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (EGyGV)
You're the almond milk of milk.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (pNxlR)
Thank you. Right now I'm in a holding pattern and I just found out that a friend of ours is next door neighbors with the second in command for the St. Paul force.
They will let that neighbor know if shit gets live and then she'll let us know. So right now holding it down.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (A5zUN)
Can't wait for the Democrat Party convention. That's gonna be fun.
It'll be interesting to see if more runs are scored during this baseball season or that one.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (Zmnko)
Dat's where da white wymen at !!!
Posted by: Sherriff Bart at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: banned in africa
He never met an otter he didn't like.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (ud0EU)
Posted by: banned cool factor at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (/95aL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (pNxlR)
Everyone knows you can only spread the Virus if you are privileged.
Posted by: Tony Montana at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (Z8csD)
Stores are being looted and destroyed. Not a one in sight.
To protect and serve ?
Protect and serve what ?
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (mhSbP)
Now, we return you to your regularly scheduled otters.
Posted by: filbert at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (32YRo)
WeirdDave Sex thread is probably more bizarre. This is mild by comparison to that Event Horizon like night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (oVJmc)
Stores are being looted and destroyed. Not a one in sight.
To protect and serve ?
Protect and serve what ?
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (mhSbP)
Our jobs, of course. Just got mine back! With full back pay!
Posted by: Broward Coward at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (dOV9E)
Stores are being looted and destroyed. Not a one in sight.
To protect and serve ?
Protect and serve what ?
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (mhSbP
Just you wait till they get within sight of a Dunkin. Then the policin starts.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (+b1ew)
The intelligence level of a mob is basically the intelligence level of the dumbest person in the mob, divided by the number of people in the mob!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (ZMXpM)
Posted by: Anal Otter at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (Y7RNP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (L2ZTs)
Have you ever owned one ?
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (mhSbP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (A5zUN)
Almost sorry I missed it...almost
Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (ufFY8)
Minneapolis and St. Paul are using roaming teams, using tear gas and the like. I'm guessing they don't want to go all ham-handed days after a man was killed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (VWp7G)
Lemme guess: tons of power, fun to drive. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Put 'em in the bed with the captain's otter.
Posted by: cabin boy!! calls banned at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (/95aL)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (yIDYK)
Take care ...
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Timing Critic ... at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (LPnfS)
Thank and God bless you. I may take you up on that.
Email in the nic.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (yIDYK)
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I dunno--whatever happened in the Morning Report comments must have been epic.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (SISGq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off
Do you need someplace to stay? I'm 3 hours away, got a cabin on a lake y'all can use...
Posted by: Fra Filippo at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (7MUvN)
Is there a new Elder Scrolls out or something?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (ufFY8
Not yet. Probably there to pre-order.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (+b1ew)
And now a group of 50 motorcyclists showed up at the grocery store - to *help* keep order, apparently. There were video interviews with volunteer "security" guys, armed, who were protecting a store, last night.
Bizarre, but even with this idiotic ugliness, decency and American voluntarism showing up.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (k16aq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FloridaMan at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (r28kI)
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (yIDYK)
Minneapolis and St. Paul are using roaming teams, using tear gas and the like. I'm guessing they don't want to go all ham-handed days after a man was killed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (VWp7G)
I get it, Wyatt. We get frustrated is all. Don't hold it against me. Stay safe, brother.
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (mhSbP)
Is your presence and persuasive logic going to dissuade a mob? That's like arguing with a lava flow. It's an unthinking entity.
Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (/52yu)
Protect and serve what ?
<<<
The mayor. The union. Each other.
Get back inside, citizen!
Posted by: Fritz at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (95j/9)
72 People looting the Game Stop. LOL
Is there a new Elder Scrolls out or something?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (ufFY8
Not yet. Probably there to pre-order.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (+b1ew)
If these rioters keep it up, they are asking for Red Dead Redemption 3...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (ufFY8)
Sounds like a plan, but be ready for you and yours to haul ass at a moment's notice!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (ZMXpM)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (yIDYK)
---
I dunno--whatever happened in the Morning Report comments must have been epic.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
Troll got loose and started flinging poo like a crazed monkey.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (GvEen)
Wyatt: you got a link for the Minneapolis feed? thx
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (DUIap)
Stores are being looted and destroyed. Not a one in sight.
To protect and serve ?
Protect and serve what ?
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (mhSbP)
Their pensions
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (XvfQ9)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (QLPEO)
Otters? Fucking otters?!
At least you coulda posted some gopher videos.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (+oVP5)
Between the rapey dolphins, face-sized spiders, candiru penis fish and the surprise anal otters, we're giving Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom a run for it's money.
*cues up Gutfeld's "Animals are Great" jingle*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (EGyGV)
WTF?
"Governor" Whitmer told stores what they could and couldn't sell??
I just saw a (old-ish) clip of her and her stupid sign language idiot telling stores they can't sell "flooring and painting" etc. but they can sell food etc.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (ud0EU)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (oVJmc)
Are there any stand alone bookstores left?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (0Ng0w)
Especially when they hold their babies while floating on their backs.
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (mht8P)
Lemme guess: tons of power, fun to drive. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)
I don't know. I have a '95 Dakota weekend warrior with a 318 that ain't half bad and can get out of it's own way. That's about it I don't do the Monster truck thing.
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (mhSbP)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
" A mob will decide according to the loudest shouts of the biggest fool."
Posted by: Miklos, happy to help at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (Y7RNP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (A5zUN)
Never mind.
Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (Y7RNP)
Do these "governors" go anywhere without their sign language signers? They look like personal slaves like the Romans had.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (ud0EU)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (k16aq)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (fEY/q)
I think people elsewhere grossly underestimate the size of these looting crowds. It's not just two or three dozen people on bicycles. Worst case, it's literally hundreds of people converging on one location, and people running stolen goods back and forth to waiting cars with getaway drivers.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (+oVP5)
====
Obviously vicious, white nationalist racists looking to gun down innocent African-American men.
Posted by: MSM at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (iydjf)
"What have you heard, Ottershane?"
"I heard you're a low down Yankee otter!"
"Prove it."
Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (32YRo)
Holy shit, did you see the tranny sign language guy with Whitmer?? Horrific.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (ud0EU)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: rhomboid
Cheaper in the Old Countries.
More authentic-er too.
Posted by: Miklos, formerly licensed at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (+oVP5)
Go TEAM!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (sy5kK)
I just saw a (old-ish) clip of her and her stupid sign language
idiot telling stores they can't sell "flooring and painting" etc. but
they can sell food etc.
Oh yeah. Sections of Home Depot/ Menards/ Lowes were closed off. She was also against "seeds," because gardening.
Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: banned boo at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (/95aL)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (DUIap)
*********
All we can hope is that Trump's team is gathering opposition research and will start hammering Biden about being beholden to China,
Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (wiXsO)
I've been watching those cute fur balls all day!
Smooches!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (SISGq
Ya know, if ace is linking live cams for threads, I might have a few suggestions. Just saying.
Posted by: Going yard at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (ImCOk)
Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (gLRfa)
Holy shit, did you see the tranny sign language guy with Whitmer?? Horrific.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (ud0EU)
LOL, is that the chick with the eyebrows and googly eyes?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (ufFY8)
Surprise anal can't be far behind.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (Z4rgH
True. It's close behind.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (Y7RNP)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (dOV9E)
I turn it on now, nothing.
On any channel.
Has everything gone digital?
(yes, 20 years ago or so)
Anyway, I would have the thing on all day, very low volume.
I could often tell by the tone of the voices whether or not shit was getting real.
Sports events are going to be allowed to be held, no one in the stands. Same with concert venues, no one in the seats.
I am having trouble understanding all of this.
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Self organizing entrepreneurial Americans!
Posted by: Miklos, thinking Toqueville saw different at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)
There's an idea- halfrican, go print out a big Barnes & Noble sign for your house. (And go find a hotel for the night)
Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (/52yu)
LOL, is that the chick with the eyebrows and googly eyes?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
If by chick with googly eyes you mean man who looks Sandra Bernhart, then yes.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (ud0EU)
I wish we could gather up a vigilante group to protect the two grocery stores around here.
They were mostly spared last night, but I'm not optimistic they'll stay that way for long without more serious security precautions.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (mht8P)
I went to the pet store, asked if they had any otter...
Pet store guy: Otter what.
Me: An otter animal
PSG: What otter animal.
Me: An otter
PSG: Otter animal?
Me: Yes.
PSG: You'll have to try an otter store.
Me: Which store is the otter store?
PSG: I don't know, any otter store.
Me: How will I know which store is an otter store?
PSG: It won't be de swan.
Me: I never said I wanted de swan.
PSG: Then what did you come in here for?
Me: Who said anything about cows?
PSG: Third base!
Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (hku12)
Also Twitter: We've got no opinion on this fake photo of the Minnesota cop accused of murder being at a Trump rally.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (+b1ew)
I like the one floating on his back. No cares, no worries. What a life.
Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (gLRfa)
What do you expect? He's at the top of the sex chain.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (El6T/)
No FG-42s. Same company. $5k, but I want.
https://tinyurl.com/y6w7zh4c
They make them in .308 and 8mm (at least they used to on the 8mm.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (T9Hmo)
Why is Trump quiet about these Dem governors?
Posted by: Avi at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (5MfqZ)
If only they had the slave that whispered in your ear that basically"You ain't all that"' like the Romans did.
Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Self organizing entrepreneurial Americans!
Posted by: Miklos, thinking Toqueville saw different at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)
The Sicilian Mafia? The Tong? Just expressing their cultural heritage!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (NgKpN)
I'd sure like to hear hogmartin's assessment of the SIGNAL app!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (ZMXpM)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (k16aq)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (SISGq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off a
It didn't show.
In the URL box type mailto:mymail.com and then your nick will be red.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (gd9RK)
They're also radio frequency jumping between channels reserved for rural MN counties.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (+oVP5)
Miklos, a guy (Russian immigrant) had a DP-28 at the range last week, he'd built it from a parts kit, which meant welding the receiver back together. Was cool to see one.
I've researched the PPsh-41 kits and unfortunately they require significant metal work beyond my ability.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:53 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Moe "Miklos" Howard at May 28, 2020 08:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Why is Trump quiet about these Dem governors?
Posted by: Avi at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (5MfqZ)
"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:53 PM (dOV9E)
Per Wiki: The crew also encountered trouble from former members of the "real" Baldies, who complained the film portrayed the Baldies incorrectly, saying: "[The movie] is a lie! This was not a bad neighborhood. There was no crime, no robbery. Murder, yes, but no crime!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2020 08:53 PM (Dc2NZ)
I wish we could gather up a vigilante group to protect the two grocery stores around here.
They were mostly spared last night, but I'm not optimistic they'll stay that way for long without more serious security precautions.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (+oVP5)
Clearly these Racist Bikers will need to be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, for their vigilante behavior!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 08:53 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:54 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:54 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:55 PM (QLPEO)
An otter with the bloodied nose are the females during mating season.
The instead of grabbing them by the hoha the males grab them by the nose with their teeth.
Also the aquarium has a big ass octopus as well.
Posted by: YIKES! at May 28, 2020 08:55 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Sandra Bernhard at May 28, 2020 08:55 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:56 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:56 PM (XvfQ9)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 08:56 PM (pK7cg)
Ace doesn't look like Sandra Bernhard! He looks like the ewok on Star Treks.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (ud0EU)
Aww..really? So cute.
Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:56 PM (gLRfa)
So do NeverTrumpers.
Not nearly as cute.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (dOV9E)
It will at least give them pause.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (w7KSn)
Sounds like Ace has a future in sign language translation if blogging and professional shelf installation doesn't succeed.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (Rz5ej)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (SISGq)
Posted by: rhomboid
Shhhh
PPshhhhh
The Hungarians have items that are not officially for sale. Officially.
Czechs, Slovaks and Poles the same.
DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE BULGARIANS
Posted by: MiklosIMPEX at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (QzkSJ)
Why is Trump quiet about these Dem governors?
Posted by: Avi at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (5MfqZ)
Different leverage, different strategy.
The POTUS has a lot of back-channel stuff he can use without telling the press.
But Whitmer, by her actions, shows that she is an enemy of the United States.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (sy5kK)
Ace doesn't look like Sandra Bernhard! He looks like the ewok on Star Treks.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (ud0EU)
Better than that teen Wolf guy from Star Wars.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:58 PM (bkUtD)
My reply was for this. Apparently I am also a small M moron.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:58 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:58 PM (El6T/)
Oh bullshit! Fck you Mike Tobin. "They don't want to wait for the process." They just want to loot and riot you fucking twat. It has nothing to do with George Floyd
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:58 PM (XvfQ9)
Ace doesn't look like Sandra Bernhard! He looks like the ewok on Star Treks.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (ud0EU)
Didn't a cob post a screen cap of ace doing a talking head show WAAAAY back?
All I remember is thinking: I bet that dude has to shave starting at his eyelids.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:58 PM (A5zUN)
Tobacco store owner fired off a shotgun round into the air.
Rioters moved next door.
Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (Rz5ej)
We call that Korean Student Body Right.
Posted by: Korean Coaching Staff at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (sy5kK)
Wow, Daphne on Frasier has no boobs. She has tiny bumps.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (ud0EU)
They make them in .308 and 8mm (at least they used to on the 8mm.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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The Mauser M98 round? Jeebers.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (El6T/)
Never stop your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Pillow goes under head
Not over
Posted by: Miklos, happy that Mike learned this at May 28, 2020 09:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 09:00 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: gdgm+ at May 28, 2020 09:00 PM (ExnWy)
To be fair, Niles would never gonna fall for a big breasted woman.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 09:01 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (k16aq)
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I'm just south of 169 and 13, but we're up north for 5 days, took the grandkids. Their parents are supposed to come up tomorrow but the son in laws dept has been called in to help out in St Paul. Prayers up, he's a good man.
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 28, 2020 09:01 PM (wGGAu)
Niles is homo.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 09:01 PM (ud0EU)
Shit!
They're chasing cars on the highway!
Boys, I'd get to high ground and hunker down.
Knock down anything that threatens.
Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:01 PM (Rz5ej)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 09:02 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2020 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:02 PM (ZMXpM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:02 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (mhSbP)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (dP625)
MSNBC talking-head clips on Tucker show me who the most dangerous enemy is.
And who the rioters get their ideas from.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (sy5kK)
I'm hoping for napalm. University of Minnesota cut ties with the MPD yesterday. It's gonna suck when the rioters trash the campus and the cops sit by and giggle.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (bkUtD)
***********
Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle,
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)
Think of the savings!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (ZMXpM)
Posted by: Ric Grenell, Ass Buster par Excellance at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (XvfQ9)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)
A dollah makes me hollah!
Posted by: Honey Boo Boo at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (mhSbP)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: tubal at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (90T4r)
A little of both.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 09:05 PM (bkUtD)
I see the videos and think of Detroit. The riots were before I was born, but the burned husks of the highrises still stood on Brush Street when I attended Wayne State in the '90s. Detroit was a bigger, better city than Minneapolis is now. The looters and arsonists will wreck things for so many people, they have no idea.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 28, 2020 09:05 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (A5zUN)
In the grand scheme of things, most of the looting has been somewhat restrained so far.
I'll begin to really, really worry if they start smashing up random apartment buildings and houses, but if we're being honest, then I gotta say that kinda property damage increases the odds of live fire retaliation exponentially.
Cosplay anarchists aren't that brave. Some of the little bangers traveling in unlicensed car packs might be, but not the macho pink haired college types.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (+oVP5)
I have an idea where I'll go if we gotta bug out.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (ZMXpM)
I haven't researched Signal at all. It's got a few CVEs out*, but I haven't used it so I can't say how exploitable they are, and none of them appears at first glance to be something you could use to hijack a session. Telegram has a vulnerability that was exploited during the HK protests; if you have access to every possible phone number in a region (like China does), you can just add them all to your contacts list and wait for them to show up.
*
https://tinyurl.com/yb7y4j2k
Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (t+qrx)
But 1% - the Quisling of Milk - made me laugh out loud. Luckily, in my hotel room.
Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (QgEgJ)
414 Chasing cars on a freeway does not seem like a good life choice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (A5zUN)
Dogs gonna be dogs.
Posted by: tubal at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
Buy a man food from a Dollar Tree, he will eat for a day.
Teach him to loot a Dollar Tree, and he will eat until he loots the Family Dollar.
Posted by: Wisdom by Miklos at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (bkUtD)
This might offend; you've been warned...
I hate fucking monkeys, mimes, and clowns. I also hate sign language signers. I hate them.
They all make those stupid faces when signing. Like mimes and clowns.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (ud0EU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (dP625)
If you can't find any, I can lend you some.
Also have double-aught and #4 Buck, but I am kinda short on slugs.
Sorry.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (sy5kK)
You still holed up in your apartment? Doing ok?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (yIDYK)
Including something in Portland.
Where anyone supporting him can be literally assaulted - maybe killed - in plain view, with the complete indifference of "law enforcement" or most of the population.
Put a sock in the 1970s NYC Democrat pork-barrel PR, Donnie.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (+qbBa)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: tubal at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (90T4r)
Do these "governors" go anywhere without their sign language signers? They look like personal slaves like the Romans had
Their other job is waving the ostrich-feather flabellums when the governor is carried on the sedia gestatoria.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (A5zUN)
CVE=escort Carrier
Ok I want
It's like a Starter Hobby Carrier
Posted by: Miklos Mitscher at May 28, 2020 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)
They all make those stupid faces when signing. Like mimes and clowns.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (ud0EU)
what kind of faces do they make when you're fucking them?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 09:09 PM (V2Yro)
Okay, so far, and thanks for asking.
I walked the neighborhood last night between midnight and 3am. I wanted to keep an eye on things and see for myself.
Tonight, no walking around, but I will sit our parking lot, and make sure no one comes here to cause trouble.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 09:10 PM (+oVP5)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (dP625)
Mike, if you be pondering, I be wondering.
why you ain't been listening to Weasel.
Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2020 09:10 PM (fEY/q)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 09:10 PM (k16aq)
Posted by: Miklosian B-Movies in Panacolor 'cause budget at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Otter at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (kVr0X)
Good man, Walter.
Don't be a hero. Make sure any first call is family, second 911, third attorney.
Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (Rz5ej)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
Buy a man food from a Dollar Tree, he will eat for a day.
Teach him to loot a Dollar Tree, and he will eat until he loots the Family Dollar.
Posted by: Wisdom by Miklos at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (QzkSJ)
It's the Kaboom Kids. They don't think they're worth any more than Dollar Tree loot.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (XvfQ9)
When are riots starting in Wichita for the innocent guy who was SWATted and shot by police for stepping outside on his porch?
Posted by: FloridaMan at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (r28kI)
Ok I want
It's like a Starter Hobby Carrier
Posted by: Miklos Mitscher at May 28, 2020 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Calling them "Jeep Carriers" just makes me want to ramp jeeps off the flight deck into the water.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (t+qrx)
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Hang dai. Fathers have different obligations.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC says 1/3rd of 1 percent of infected will die from the Kung Fu Grippe at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (RrgoP)
I am ready to leave at a moments notice. I have a VERY good source that will let me know if its bail time.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (2E8pG)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
The Land that Gravity Forgot
Posted by: Miklosian B-Movies in Panacolor 'cause budget at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)
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Planet of Perkiness
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (kVr0X)
Now, that's wrong, obviously, but need to admit I sympathize with the sentiment (though probably for completely different reasons ....).
I don't know, I don't have the sense the festivities will spread all that much. Though the truly astonishingly stupid and corrupt people running Dem cities now might make it possible.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:56 PM (XvfQ9)
sometimes Life has got to curbstomp you a couple of times to get through.
Hitting bottom may not be enough to get someone's attention.
Mr. Lindell was clearly is a resistant learner.
(coming back is hard, very hard. I do not make fun of anyone for making it. However, sometimes you got to accept that things happen for a reason, and follow up with a "but WTF man!")
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:13 PM (QgEgJ)
--
I hope someone gets video of the gangsta guys wearing glow stick necklaces.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC says 1/3rd of 1 percent of infected will die from the Kung Fu Grippe at May 28, 2020 09:13 PM (RrgoP)
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at May 28, 2020 09:13 PM (m45I2)
Converted cargo ships, they didn't do well in combat - weren't meant to take hits.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 09:14 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:14 PM (yIDYK)
Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Devil horns. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.
Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle
Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (GvEen)
This. So rude.
Though I do enjoy a Karen with like 1 semester of American Sign trying to talk to an actual Signer.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (1PzFi)
Posted by: Honey Boo Boo at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (mhSbP)
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We're close friends with a deaf couple. The added context matters a LOT. Those faces are part of the language.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC says 1/3rd of 1 percent of infected will die from the Kung Fu Grippe at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (RrgoP)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (0V/8D)
Posted by: Smash'em at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (1gV6P)
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The fake ones are kind of funny. The rest are bullshit virtue signaling tools that are supposed to scream INCLUSIVE.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (kVr0X)
Posted by: Honey Boo Boo at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (mhSbP)
Whatever happened to that urchin?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (QgEgJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (abAu5)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM
Good. I hope it doesn't come to that.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (eJn7u)
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (mhSbP)
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
Too sweet.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (TdMsT)
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*looks around*
*puffs pipe*
We shall see.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (kVr0X)
https://tinyurl.com/ybt5nyed
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (0V/8D)
Risky link of the day?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: Smash'em at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (1gV6P)
Donald!
Daisy!
Goofy!
Pluto!
Minney!
Mickey!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (A5zUN)
If you've got one, walk with a cane. No one will bother you for having a stick you can beat people with, and you've got a stick you can beat people with if you need it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC says 1/3rd of 1 percent of infected will die from the Kung Fu Grippe at May 28, 2020 09:18 PM (RrgoP)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 28, 2020 09:18 PM (eJn7u)
Have you started Armoring Up your Vehicle with Various Household Items?
Be nice to have a Cattle Pusher when the time comes.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:18 PM (1PzFi)
Ain't seen A.H. Lloyd lately.
Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:13 PM (QgEgJ)
?
Lloyd is in the *other* northern MI state, Michigan.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 28, 2020 09:18 PM (0ReGO)
Hey, thathalfrican, stay safe!
There is a large similar sentiment in Seattle, but since we have had legal weed for 7 years now, all most of them want is free pizza, and they are still waiting for delivery.
So far.
In the meantime, nothing wrong with loading magazines.
Can never have too many loaded magazines.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (sy5kK)
You know what I hate? Carnies. Circus folk. Smell like cabbage.
Posted by: Austin Powers at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (bkUtD)
Risky link of the day?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (+b1ew)
Everybody's fully clothed, but, um, something is prominent.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (0V/8D)
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (TdMsT)
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*looks around*
*puffs pipe*
We shall see.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (kVr0X)
*tightens silk bathrobe sash*
*pours a brandy*
*looks fondly at my collection of leather bound books*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)
Think of the savings!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (ZMXpM)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (QLPEO)
Really? What kind of beer?
Red,White, and Blue? Old Milwaukee? Piels?
Hard pass.
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:20 PM (mhSbP)
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (2E8pG)
Consider the wise words of Lawrence in Office Space:
"Protect your cornhole, Bud"
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:20 PM (dOV9E)
Discreet
I am a ware that some people use obfuscatory "socks" here.
Some people (flips hair dismissively)
Posted by: Miklos, who sees official writer people write "discrete" at May 28, 2020 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)
*puts on red bandana*
*takes shirt off*
*goes for machine gun*
*realizes I have no machine gun and am out of shape*
*puts shirt back on*
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:20 PM (yIDYK)
The #1 concern of governors nationwide, is that the hearing impaired community doesn't miss out on all the incredible wisdom they spew.
Posted by: Chris M
Closed Caption is just in Beta.
Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:20 PM (Rz5ej)
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)
Think of the savings!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (ZMXpM)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (TdMsT)
Yeah that one was pretty good.
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (mhSbP)
-
I comment about it often, but you can have a three foot piece of hardwood with a rubber tip at the ground end and the cops at the court house will smile hold the door for you to come in.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC says 1/3rd of 1 percent of infected will die from the Kung Fu Grippe at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (RrgoP)
why you ain't been listening to Weasel.
Posted by: RI Red
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I hang on every word that the man utters, but, I'm a procrastinator. There, I said it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (GBHAb)
Reach out to Insom or Weasel to get my email. Hang in there.
And seriously - we're getting close to bail time. Time to vote with your feet.
*too sweet*
Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (QgEgJ)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (abAu5)
Some people (flips hair dismissively)
Posted by: Miklos
Now I'm seeing Kenneth Mars from What's Up Doc.
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (Qf83p)
Thumbs in ears, tongue out, waggle fingers.
Right hand palm down, leaping dolphin right to left.
Left hand index finger and thumb pinch nose.
Right hand wave mystery odor away.
"OK" sign tap hand on chest three times.
Point both index fingers to the sky "Sosa hit a homerun!" style.
Hands in armpits, flap, flap, flap!
Thumb and index finger to forehead- "loser".
Pick a booger from nose...not really a sign for anything, I just had an itch. Right. Now back to it...
Two finger bunny hop from left to right. One, two, three.
Flip the bird. Sieg Heil arm raise.
Parade float princess wave...
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at May 28, 2020 09:22 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (sWM8x)
Remember, if the police refuse to keep order, they are part of the problem, not the solution. Be it in Minneapolis, Portland, or Seattle.
No matter who pays them.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Handsome leather bound books.
If you bought them for the looks (lawyers bought lots), the crazy stuff inside is an actual language.
Really.
Posted by: Miklos, former Hungarian antique exporter at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (A5zUN)
Will do but if you're still here. Email is in the nic.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (yIDYK)
*pours a brandy*
*looks fondly at my collection of leather bound books*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (+b1ew)
*tightens mink jock strap*
*pours a well-aged Armagnac*
*looks fondly at my collection of leather-bound hoes*
"Well, I guess it's back to jail soon"
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at May 28, 2020 09:24 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (sy5kK)
Step # 1: buy more magazines
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:24 PM (ZMXpM)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:24 PM (ZMXpM)
Didn't Playboy go out of business?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (1PzFi)
Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (6XZdO)
*pours a brandy*
*looks fondly at my collection of leather bound books*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (+b1ew)
*tightens mink jock strap*
*pours a well-aged Armagnac*
*looks fondly at my collection of leather-bound hoes*
"Well, I guess it's back to jail soon"
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at May 28, 2020 09:24 PM (dOV9E)
*scratches crotch*
*smells fingers*
*starts looking for the Fabreeze*
Posted by: Cultured Moron at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (sWM8x)
This wheel's on fire?
Rolling down the road?
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (dOV9E)
The "America" class (2) LHA are considered "light aircraft carriers" because they can carry up to 12-ish F-35B (V-TOL) stealth fighters.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (sWM8x
It's the cans! Stay away from the cans!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Thin air up there top o' th' mountain.
Slows a man down sometimes.
Posted by: Miklos, at c. 217 feet above Sea Level at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:27 PM (vRd8t)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (1PzFi)
Jonah? Is that you?
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:27 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
The Urban Market.
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (Uu+Jp)
Really.
Posted by: Miklos, former Hungarian antique exporter at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)
There's...like stuff inside??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (sWM8x)
Started stocking Tesla parts ?
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (mhSbP)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (sWM8x)
And I did it with a marginal internet link, standing on a chalk mark with my iPhone!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (ZMXpM)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (Uu+Jp)
I first heard that joke in 1967.
Vietnam themed, but the same joke.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (Uu+Jp)
I would...
*moon walks while keeping eye contact*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
The Urban Market.
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (Qf83p)
One of the best lines in the great Plinkett reviews of the Star Wars prequels was:
The Urban Market once stole my television.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)
Vietnam themed, but the same joke.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (sy5kK)
I know, blushing.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (mhSbP)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Muldoon
THIS is the kind of meta-concept only Dali and Gertude Stein could have come up with after an all-night absinthe bender.
Or Muldoon
Posted by: Miklos, dilettante aesthete at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)
*moon walks while keeping eye contact*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (+b1ew)
Too much eye contact can be creepy.
Posted by: Possibly talking about something else... at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (yIDYK)
Whether it is or not, I don't think they will do that.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (A5zUN)
Good riddance I say!
Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:31 PM (ZMXpM)
Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (6XZdO)
Well... how exactly did the fiance die??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 28, 2020 09:31 PM (0ReGO)
I serve you two pieces of wafer thin bread with a slab of cheese between them, the first thing you are gonna ask me - "You call this a Sandwich?".
It's really a poor choice. A Chipwich is more Snadwich than an Ice Cream Sandwich and even they had the decency to come up with a (mostly) unique name.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:31 PM (1PzFi)
Posted by: Possibly talking about something else... at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (A5zUN)
That's why you wink every minute or so. Puts the ladies at ease.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:32 PM (+b1ew)
Thin air up there top o' th' mountain.
Slows a man down sometimes.
Posted by: Miklos
--------
" Time passes slowly up here in the mountains. We sit beside bridges and walk beside fountains. And catch the wild fishes that swim in the streams. Time passes slow when you're lost in a dream."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:32 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: dartist at May 28, 2020 09:32 PM (K22Va)
We've been listening to the scanner for St. Paul for about 6 hours. There is no incentive for the PoPo to go on the offensive from what we're hearing.
They run from fire to fire, looting to looting and do nothing but observe.
We've heard an occasional call for "gas" (tear gas) but nothing more.
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 09:32 PM (3H9h1)
I'm hoping for napalm. University of Minnesota cut ties with the MPD yesterday. It's gonna suck when the rioters trash the campus and the cops sit by and giggle.
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I am so hoping for this. A commie University burning to the ground would be the perfect accompaniment for my popcorn indulgence.
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (TnwAJ)
Vietnam themed, but the same joke.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (sy5kK)
I know, blushing.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (Uu+Jp)
And the truth shall set you free!
Except for some parts of Minneapolis, apparently.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Jo Biden at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (Sc1df)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
OK-right now I'm just learning to drive a big-ass motorhome.
Much bigger than the bus I took to school.
Posted by: Short Bus Miklos at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:34 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: Splunge
Hah. So true.
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:34 PM (Qf83p)
When the rioters get really out of control, I'm really hoping for some armed citizens to take action.
In the big scheme of things, it's time.
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:34 PM (TnwAJ)
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)
I think you are right, that is not going to happen!
Food for thought, all this took was one idiot cop acting like the anointed lord of the jungle...
Of course years of media and progressive ground work might have had a bit to do with it!
Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:35 PM (ZMXpM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:34 PM (+b1ew)
Usual quality/inverse creepiness:
Playboy > Penthouse > Hustler
Honorable mention: Juggs, Swank, Club (somethingorother)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:36 PM (A5zUN)
Until the pee pictorials started.
That was a bridge too far. I was always wondering who had to clean that up.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:36 PM (1PzFi)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:36 PM (1PzFi)
Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:35 PM (ZMXpM)
I never get the credit I deserve.
- Joy Reed, MSNBC.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:35 PM (ZMXpM)
That's one theory, but I don't think it's the right one. I think he was utterly clueless, and not properly trained. Why else would he be so sanguine about being filmed?
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (TnwAJ)
It's not riots. It's protests.
It's not butter. It's margarine.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (dOV9E)
Yeah, Hustler was for the acne-infected-get-my-jerk-on crowd.
I cancelled my subscription last month.
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (mhSbP)
This Chauvin guy appears to have be an asshole of longstanding.
So long that Amy Kooklafranandbutcher declined to prosecute him for previous instances of assholishness.
I guess Sen. Saladcomb is out of the Veep stakes.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (XrCyE)
In the big scheme of things, it's time.
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:34 PM (TnwAJ
For those wondering how difficult a revolution might be this is a glimpse.
Or shall we say CW2.
Posted by: National Divorce at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (SJDa9)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (1PzFi)
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (TnwAJ)
No shit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: garrett
If you visit the Congressional Restaurant in DC, avoid the Nadwich.
Big, but not tasty.
Posted by: Rep. Swallowswell at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)
one. I think he was utterly clueless, and not properly trained. Why else
would he be so sanguine about being filmed?
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (dOV9E)
He was showing the onlookers that he couldn't be told what to do?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (WyVLE)
That was a bridge too far. I was always wondering who had to clean that up.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:36 PM (1PzFi
Say wha? Seriously?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (1PzFi)
The pectorals never made sense to me either.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (1PzFi)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (+b1ew)
Yeah, Penthouse got really weird there.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (PUmDY)
Hey! That's a trade secret...
Posted by: Soylent Green at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (1gV6P)
https://twitter.com/JohnTory/status/1265972099203678213
Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (48RE5)
Well, they've started drinking. Not gonna go well.
Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (Y7RNP)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Circa
"Huffs off to second home, PEON"
Posted by: Sen. Kombuchar at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)
True, but with experience. And you can talk to them, after you recover.
Ben Franklin was right.
Older women that are not Leftists rock.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Timing Critic ... at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (PUmDY)
Is there a fog machine on. That's my concept of atmosphere.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (Uu+Jp)
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That was hot. I still get a boner every time I buy a bottle of Caesar salad dressing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (kVr0X)
It dawned on me that Larry Flynt probably asked someone if he could include 'other scents'.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (1PzFi)
Posted by: dartist at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (TnwAJ)
A year or two ago, I read a story about some Playboy centerfolds from the '70's. Lots of pictures, too.
And yes, I recalled those names from my pre-drivers license days. Most of them still looked mighty fine, definitely holding up well. Better than me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (XrCyE)
I think he'd used the knee on the neck move before, but that was a long time ago, and he's gained a lot of weight since then.
Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (6XZdO)
Like fog machines and stuff?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (XrCyE)
I'm so sorry. I hate being a plagiarist.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (dOV9E)
Probably should have included "stupid" in the cop's description, although I thought the "idiot" term covered that; trained or untrained intelligent civilized law enforcement officers do not act like that!
Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (ZMXpM)
Where the rioters merely protest
Arsonists are always nice
And all the immigrants are above average
Posted by: Garrison Keillor, or maybe Miklos at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (QzkSJ)
The rioters?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off
Yep. 2 or 3 cases of what looked like 40s, on the sidewalk. Self serve.
Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:43 PM (Y7RNP)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:43 PM (1PzFi)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (kVr0X)
I remember seeing an interview with Malcolm McDowell where he tried to say that he thought they were making a serious movie and then found upon release that they had spliced in 'Hardcore pornography.'
Dude you are an idiot. 1) You were walking through the scenes that they were shooting. 2) YOU WERE WORKING FOR BOB GUICCIONE!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:43 PM (A5zUN)
Gallery and Cherie were also on the low-rent end of the porn spectrum.
Or so I've heard. Yeah, that's it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 09:43 PM (hKLpI)
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (mhSbP)
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (yIDYK)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (XXmNE)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (abAu5)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (hKLpI)
I did that.
Didn't even charge.
Posted by: Teenage Miklosian Anti-Marketing, Bt. at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (Sc1df)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (1PzFi)
Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (Eicbe)
I found Stairway to Heaven and Steal your Face in my basement, from my college days. In pretty good condition too.
Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (u82oZ)
'Cuz they don't yell and they don't swell and they're grateful as hell, so give me an older woman every time
Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (48RE5)
The rioters?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off
Yep. 2 or 3 cases of what looked like 40s, on the sidewalk. Self serve.
Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:43 PM (Y7RNP)
The local Cub foods was giving away free alcohol last night, until they ran out. '
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (sy5kK)
Move along citizen. Nothing to see here....
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:46 PM (mhSbP)
I have the old 3.5" disk game Leather God of Phobos. With the scratch and sniff cards. At the time I was weirded out, and never played it. It's in storage. Hmmm.
That's a long way to say they can put "that" scent in scratch off cards. The technology exists.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 09:46 PM (u82oZ)
"You could serve a martini in that!"
...
"Wish I had an olive."
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:46 PM (1PzFi)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (abAu5)
Don't know what I'll drive tomorrow ...
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Timing Critic ... at May 28, 2020 09:46 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:47 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: Linnaean Miklosius at May 28, 2020 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (mhSbP)
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On it.
Posted by: Cops at May 28, 2020 09:47 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:47 PM (TnwAJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (Sc1df)
This is my face that cares about that. It looks like my other faces, because Botox.
Posted by: Eric Fartwell at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Circa
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What spooks me is when Cicero channels Cicero.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (bPH26)
Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (Y7RNP)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (Sc1df)
And the Ozone layer.
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (mhSbP)
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:46 PM (mhSbP)
Manny, Moe, and Jack are all well-armed.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (bPH26)
It is a lot of Cicero.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: Napoleon-Miklos XXVII at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (XXmNE)
Well, at least they (DOJ, FBI, CIA, AND NSA) had rigorous FISA court protocols in place to ensure that no unseemly abuse could occur!
Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (ZMXpM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (mhSbP)
Living on this planet is going to killy everyone.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Moron Robbie
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Yeah, I'm thinking that the aerosols in that AutoZone are going to be trouble.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (bPH26)
Several cars with "machine guns", including a black Lincoln.
Guarantee their just black rifles... unless someone really does want to get the Boogaloo along.
This may just go south quick.
Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (Rz5ej)
Just heard on Minneapolis police radio
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (TnwAJ)
Not to put too fine a point on it, but Auto Zone is ghetto as hell.
Posted by: moron robbie - No Justins No Petes! at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (RrgoP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (+b1ew)
It isn't protest. It's free shit. Nothing more.
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (mhSbP)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (XXmNE)
Well, at least they (DOJ, FBI, CIA, AND NSA) had rigorous FISA court protocols in place to ensure that no unseemly abuse could occur!
'Member when a couple of goobers peaked at Obama's passport records and we called the Spanish Inquisition?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (+b1ew)
No, that was all me. I did not have the game in hand when I posted. Leather Goddess of Phobos. The fingers that made the mistake have been sacked.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: The Original Cicero at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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*?*
*snap!*
Maybe it's NOT a protest.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (bPH26)
ho lee siht
"...group of 200, arming themselves with bats & sticks..."
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (DUIap)
Yes, we told you so! Bat is weapon! It carries powerful virus!
Posted by: China at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (dOV9E)
Hah! I just spotted a mask wearer! All is well!
Scanner says a mob spotted arming themselves with bats and sticks.
Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (Y7RNP)
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (mhSbP)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (ZMXpM)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (+b1ew)
Previously mentioned: cars w/o plates driving around in groups ...
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Timing Critic ... at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (1PzFi)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (Rz5ej)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM
broadcastify.com/webPlayer/13544
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (XXmNE)
They tipped their hand when they threatened Barron if Trump wouldn't resign.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (XrCyE)
No, that was all me. I did not have the game in hand when I posted. Leather Goddess of Phobos. The fingers that made the mistake have been sacked.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Leather Goddess of Phobos will have llamas?
Intrigued.
Posted by: Miklos, time to spare for such at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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*?*
*snap!*
Maybe it's NOT a protest.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (bPH26)
Lol
And with that, the professional journalist realized he'd been spewing bullshit all of his career.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (+b1ew)
It isn't protest. It's free shit. Nothing more.
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (mhSbP)
Yep. There's only so angry you can get over a guy you don't know killing a guy you don't know, even in the context of racial politics. But rioting is fun, especially if you think you can get away with it. And free shit is free shit.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (TnwAJ)
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I'm on this Agenda Free TV that someone posted a few minutes ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ8bUlV8guU
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (sWM8x)
Living on this planet is going to kill everyone.
Posted by: Circa
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The Cosmos seems remarkably indifferent to our wants.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (bPH26)
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (l3+k2)
Or was that Mace?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (A5zUN)
However, I appreciate the fact that he credits his recovery and success to God (I think he had experience with the with the Salvation Army) that he employs people in recovery and that the money from the sales of his book he's using to help establish a recovery program
I hope-since he's from MN- his plant is not located in Minneapolis or Saint Paul.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (+eVzC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (XrCyE)
Oh, the horror!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (ZMXpM)
Well, they don't really get anything out of burning down the buildings. They end up just punishing themselves. But they are not smart...
Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (+b1ew)
I kind of do, because I was in a hotel in San Francisco, with concert tickets for that night, when the Rodney King verdict was announced. A noisy mob formed in the street. Most of them were protesters, but they quickly acquired a company of hangers-on whose only purpose was to destroy and loot.
Made it to the concert, a couple of hours later. It's quiet after the mob passes, like a hurricane. I had an extra ticket -- someone offered me a diamond ring for it, but I said no.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (l3+k2)
As would one or two claymore mines.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (hKLpI)
Video feed I'm watching is on YouTube, Smoke and Scan.
For scanner, you need an app. I'm using Police Scanner, which has a black and orange icon.
I'll grab a link.
Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (Y7RNP)
Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (1fg6a)
Maybe it's NOT a protest.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.
OK
NO MATHS
*Judges?*
Logic is acceptable.
Posted by: Miklos Trebek at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Or was that Mace?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (A5zUN)
That's probably mace. Real mace is nasty stuff.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (wGeit)
Leather Goddess of Phobos will have llamas?
Intrigued.
Posted by: Miklos
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Cooper expounded on it all in ' The Leather Stocking Tales'. Wait...not the Book Thread? Never mind.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (l3+k2)
Billion dollar disruptive idea, my friend.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (mhSbP)
Offshored to China.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: torabora at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (TnwAJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (Rz5ej)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (DUIap)
Posted by: Adriane the Bad Timing Critic ... at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Miklos Trebek
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*ponders the much-storied MAYBE logic gate*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (pK7cg)
Well, they don't really get anything out of burning down the buildings. They end up just punishing themselves. But they are not smart...
Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (6XZdO)
The burning is like the cat who covers up it's own shit after taking a dump.
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (mhSbP)
Posted by: davidt
I just canceled my prostate exam for tomorrow.
I HAVE BEEN HEALED!!!
Posted by: Rev. Earnest "Miklos" Angley at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)
As would one or two claymore mines.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (hKLpI)
Or a whiff of grapeshot.
Posted by: Napoleon at May 28, 2020 09:57 PM (wGeit)
They threatened Barron? What?
Posted by: Jmel at May 28, 2020 09:57 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:57 PM (TnwAJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:57 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (XrCyE)
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And a failure to communicate.
Posted by: Strother Martin at May 28, 2020 09:58 PM (kVr0X)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 09:58 PM (aKsyK)
That actually makes sence though. I guess cats are smarter than the rioters.
Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:58 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:58 PM (6XZdO)
Posted by: torabora at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (Y274z)
Yeah, he was scum. Still didn't deserve to get choked out like that. If cops are trained, anywhere, to lean on a guy's neck like that, I've never seen any evidence.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 09:58 PM (wGeit)
Argh, its called Scanner Radio, by gordonedwards.net.
Its on the first page when you search Play Store.
Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (Y7RNP)
I still want to know the formal autopsy proven cause of death.
Posted by: Techie
You see the initial video from the store?
Guy couldn't sit up. Autopsy won't be released.
Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (Rz5ej)
Studies suggest that reptiles are insensitive to capsicum-based products.[7]
So don't use Pepper Spray on Cobra Commander.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: torabora at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (Y274z)
The phrase jumped right out at me, then I said to myself, it worked so well last time out, the lazy SoBs couldn't resist trotting it out again!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (ZMXpM)
Just heard on Minneapolis police radio
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (TnwAJ)
Where's Michael Caine and Stanley Baker when you need them?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (XvfQ9)
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (TnwAJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (hKLpI)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (XrCyE)
Which is fine with me. As a guy who lives far away and doesn't have a dog in this fight, the one thing I'm absolutely sure about is I don't want my tax dollars rebuilding a neighborhood the residents burned down. Let them consider the wisdom of rioting while they travel forty minutes to the grocery store.
Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (wGeit)
- Ensure clear lines of fire.
- Set up bunkers defending the perimeter
- Get time machine set for 1945, and teleport retreating Wehrmacht infantry troops with Mg-42s and lots of ammo.
- Set up interlocking crew-serviced belt fed weapons inside the bunkers.
- Cook lots of Spätzle and bratwurst.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (kVr0X)
Tell me about it.
Posted by: grima at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (9p+wn)
I'm sure that they'll calm things down.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (hKLpI)
It's who they are.
It's what they do.
And they will NEVER stop, until everything is calm.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (TnwAJ)
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (TnwAJ)
His cop-knee levels were elevated.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 10:02 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
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*flees*
I'm not going through that again...
On the upside, my sinuses were clear for months after that. 'Alien' level snot production.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 10:02 PM (ysC0S)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:02 PM (sWM8x)
I'm sure that they'll calm things down.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (hKLpI)
Jesse is about as lucid as Biden is these days. And I doubt many people even know or care who Jesse is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 10:03 PM (XvfQ9)
Birds aren't affected by it, either.
As I understand it, a chile seed can pass through a bird and still be fertile (more so, really, since it comes inside a glop of fertilizer), but passage through a mammal's digestive tract will kill them.
So the chile evolved a chemical that keeps most mammals from eating it, but doesn't affect birds.
Only humans are nutty enough to eat them anyway (see also: opium poppies, marijuana, psilocybin mushrooms....).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 10:03 PM (hKLpI)
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Yeah, I laugh when tough guys on TV just shrug it off.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 10:02 PM (t+qrx)
More like depressed!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 10:05 PM (ZMXpM)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:05 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 10:06 PM (XrCyE)
Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:06 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
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Bring in the APC equipped to deploy gas.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 10:06 PM (ysC0S)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:07 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (mLizQ)
My senegal parrot LOVES chiles fresh and dried. Gets them everyday (or I hear about it).
Posted by: banned eye on the birdie at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (elh85)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 10:10 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:13 PM (sWM8x)
Self-contained breathing apparatus for firefighting >>> gas masks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Scott Air-Paks. We used the mask and regulator on the boats, but plugged them into an LP air manifold instead of wearing tanks. Excellent equpiment.
Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 10:15 PM (Y7RNP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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Good point, very good point.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 10:16 PM (830x5)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:17 PM (sWM8x)
She must be staging ammo and equipment on the roof
Posted by: browndog at May 28, 2020 08:18 PM (gD6Ka)
She has a can of that temporary pavement paint and is marking 100, 75, 50 and 25 meter circles from her sniper nest.
Posted by: Fox 2! at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (qyH+l)
Rioters are throwing heavy-duty fireworks. Police call them "mortars."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
That'd be at least 60mm, spherical thing, launched from a tube. People get maimed with em every 4th.
There's a pretty serious fire burning now.
Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (Y7RNP)
Tying pieces of surveyor's flagging tape to fences and lamp posts at different ranges, to serve as a field-expedient wind gauge.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 10:41 PM (hKLpI)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 11:05 PM (leNem)
Posted by: Rbastid at May 29, 2020 12:02 AM (8p44R)
They don't seem particularly violent, crazy, or tough either.
.
Posted by: Walter Freeman
Never underestimate the atrocities teenagers are capable of committing.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 29, 2020 01:56 AM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Guy who says alas at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (QLPEO)
What a great word! (Sessile.)
Posted by: m at May 29, 2020 01:57 AM (Ij+4T)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:57 PM (+b1ew)
Wow. Really cool.
https://tinyurl.com/y9lwobuy
Posted by: m at May 29, 2020 05:00 AM (4ZG64)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at May 29, 2020 05:59 AM (eMtQa)
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