Surprise Adorable Otters

Aw. A little Otter Cam might lighten the mood.

And Open Thread, of course.

Posted by: Ace at 07:59 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of page)

1 Yay! Otters!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2020 08:00 PM (CjFDo)

2 At first glance I thought it said "A little otter cum might lighten the mood."

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (xPl2J)

3 I love otters. Real ones. Not the Matt Lauer types.

Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (mFoNl)

4 Tucker just called them rioters.

Posted by: Redenzo at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (E7vND)

5 They're sleeping

Posted by: firehorse at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (7N/+s)

6 I was watching this the other day, and there was jack shit going on..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (CjFDo)

7 Tucker just called them rioters.

Posted by: Redenzo at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (E7vND)

He wants a vacation.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (xPl2J)

8 I'm not wearing pants.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (2N7oZ)

9 You otter watch your back on this thread.

And in Minneapolis.

Posted by: mikeski at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (P1f+c)

10 Is that Otter alive?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (Z+IKu)

11
At first glance I thought it said "A little otter cum might lighten the mood."


Posted by: Mark1971

.....
Well, aren't you a dirty birdie!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (CjFDo)

12 Disappointing. I expected The Butt Sex.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:02 PM (dOV9E)

13 He's just restin'!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (A5zUN)

14 Is it dead?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)

15 Is it safe?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (yQpMk)

16 Okay - here we go....

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (32YRo)

17 Tucker's chyron uses "riots"

Posted by: FloridaMan at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (r28kI)

18 It's been decades since I had an Otter Pop. Do they still sell those?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (xPl2J)

19 Pinin' for th' fjords.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (yIlsy)

20 I saw a couple of them dead on the road a few weeks back. Was right around daybreak so I assume they had been crossing the road and it was just too dark for the driver to avoid them. Sad.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (nu45M)

21 18 It's been decades since I had an Otter Pop. Do they still sell those?
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:03 PM (xPl2J)


...too easy

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (dOV9E)

22 They appear to be sleeping. I tried tapping on the screen but they're just laying there. Can someone wake them up?

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (MVjcR)

23 YES! The otters!
I haven't taken a peek at them in weeks.

They need to be set loose in Minneapolis, to straighten things out.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (ufFY8)

24 From task and theft to anal rape.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (+y/Ru)

25 Tucker's chyron uses "riots"


Better watch your cornhole, Tuca.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2020 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

26 He is looking very calm. Not in The Saint Paul area.

Posted by: Picric at May 28, 2020 08:05 PM (nonGu)

27 And so, it begins.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at May 28, 2020 08:05 PM (4o2K3)

28 He wants a vacation.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (xPl2J)

He was just called in...unavoidable absence.

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (32YRo)

29 It's been decades since I had an Otter Pop. Do they still sell those?

They are in stores here yeah.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (KZzsI)

30 Pregnant woman T-boned behind the LA Fitness.

What a softball that sentence is....

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (ufFY8)

31 29 I don't think these are "that" type of otter. At least, I choose to believe they aren't.

I won't turn my back on them though.

Posted by: Moki at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (mFoNl)

32 An otter that's resting comfortably on the ice, is an otter that is not crawling up your pants leg with lust on his mind.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (dOV9E)

33 From task and theft to anal rape.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 28, 2020 08:04 PM (+y/Ru)


The circle of life.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (2N7oZ)

34 And so, it begins.


Alas.

Posted by: Guy who says alas at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (QLPEO)

35
I'm down to Tucker and Laura during the week. Honest opinions with data and facts to back it up.

And Greg Gutfeld and Jesse Watters on the weekend. Reality humor. Especially Gutfeld.


Fox News is a joke, the management has chosen that road, not me.

A bad joke.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (sy5kK)

36 Otters ? Seriously ??

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (zr5Kq)

37 Otters always seem to me to be up to no good

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 08:06 PM (ZCEU2)

38 6 I was watching this the other day, and there was jack shit going on..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (CjFDo)

Like now you mean.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:07 PM (iq0yV)

39 Mr Ace of Spades - Ewok or Otter? Inquiring minds want to know.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 08:07 PM (WdocV)

40 My favorite summer time memory as a little boy was riding my bicycle all over the neighborhood. It just felt like freedom, almost like flying. I still can feel that excitement and joy when I think back on it. And I loved that I could do basic repairs on my bike. Fix the tires, tighten things, clean it up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 08:07 PM (KZzsI)

41 fuckin lazy otters.


That aquarium is amazing to visit. Some really great exhibits

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:07 PM (M+Lyo)

42

From task and theft to anal rape.

___

Well, I like rape.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (WdocV)

43 Remember those crappy Otter Pops?

Basically low-end imitation Kool-Aid in plastic pouches.

The ones you made at home with the Tupperware molds and your own Kool-Aid were much better, 'cuz you could mix that shit double-strength and get a popsicle that would blow your head off from flavor intensity.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (hKLpI)

44 18 It's been decades since I had an Otter Pop.

Yeah, microwaves have improved.

Posted by: banned roof of mouth blistered by otter pizza at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (gvJd8)

45 fuckin lazy otters.


Well, they are easier to catch.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (oVJmc)

46
If Joe Biden refuses to come out of the basement and is unwilling to debate President Trump, just get Tom Schillue from the Gutfeld show in there to stand in for Biden.

Most people could not tell the difference.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (sy5kK)

47 PEACEFUL OTTERS

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (G546f)

48 Otters don't have white heads like the one on the right. Its A dangerous mutant and should be killed.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (iq0yV)

49 Tucker went there, too: the blatant anti-white racism and explicit calls for racial violence among rioters and that being hidden by the propaganda outlets.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (puu6v)

50 willowed

Biden Center at the University of Pennsylvania is Under Fire for Accepting $70 Million From China and not Reporting It David Harris Jr. _ 5/28/20
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycgyj32b


Complaint Filed Against University of Pennsylvania and Biden Center for Undisclosed China Mega-Donations
National Legal & Policy Center_5/21/20
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya37h6mv


Last July, the Philadelphia Inquirer noted that Penn has paid Mr. Biden $900,000 and asked "what did he do to earn the money" _ 3-26-20
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaqdpu2m
Daniel Greenfield _Front Page


Biden was given the title of "Benjamin Franklin Presidential Practice Professor" at [university of] Penn ..., which involved him giving four speeches a year, for $390,000/year, according to PhillyMag 7/10/19
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc94f43h


Dickey "Toes" Morris tells the story 5/28/20
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yarf9hvj

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (Xb1xU)

51 Don't those otters know they're supposed to be rioting? Er, I mean "protesting"?

Somebody wake 'em up!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (k4dH2)

52 Mein Fuhrer...the Otters are sessile.

Posted by: Guy who says alas at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (QLPEO)

53 It wouldn't be a surprise if you thought they were awake.

Posted by: Pelosi's Filthy Fingers at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (a1s18)

54 Anybody remember the Animal Planet show "'Meerkat Manor"? I got all caught up in it and looked for zoos with meerkat live cams. Yes, I spent hours waiting for the little guys to poke their heads up out of their tunnels to no avail. When I finally got the chance to actually see meerkats in a zoo I was surprised at how tiny they are.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (gLRfa)

55 Does ace read his own blog enough to understand the Significance of the Otter?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (gd9RK)

56 It looks like the one in the upper left hand is jacking off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (A5zUN)

57 "Secondhand information....people with guns walking around robbing random people"

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (ufFY8)

58 Pretty sure pointing out Biden is on the take from China is rayciss. Just so you know.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (WdocV)

59 I remember after the Exxon Valdez oil spill, many hippies came north to clean oil of the animals.

Some of them learned, to their sorrow, that sea otters are a) capable of biting through mollusk shells and b) don't much care for being grabbed by a hippie when they're already in a pissed-off mood from being coated with oil.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (hKLpI)

60 fuckin lazy otters. 

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:07 PM (M+Lyo)

You can call them lazy, but at least they aren't "demonstrating."

Posted by: trev006 at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (37rWG)

61 You know - I like animals. Got a couple dogs. A cat.

Those otters are cute as a button. You think that's how they sneak up so easy and tap you right in the ass ?

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (QgEgJ)

62 They have fleas.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (qFB9S)

63 If Joe Biden refuses to come out of the basement and is unwilling to debate President Trump, just get Tom Schillue from the Gutfeld show in there to stand in for Biden.

Most people could not tell the difference.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:08 PM (sy5kK)
-----
Shoot, it's hard to tell the difference between Joey B. and an inflatable sex doll.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (4o2K3)

64
It looks like the one in the upper left hand is jacking off.

__

You people are worse the invisible alien ghosts. Can an otter just have some alone time?

Posted by: Some handy otter at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (WdocV)

65 Ahh the guy in the back by the green blanket is grooming his cute little face.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (gLRfa)

66 PEACEFUL OTTERS[/o]


mostly

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (yQpMk)

67 >>That aquarium is amazing to visit. Some really great exhibits

Yea, I really liked my visit.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

68 Those otters are cute as a button. You think that's how they sneak up so easy and tap you right in the ass ?
___

That always works on me. Well, not with otters.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (WdocV)

69 67 >>That aquarium is amazing to visit. Some really great exhibits

Yea, I really liked my visit.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)
-----
Yep. Great aquarium.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (MVjcR)

70 It looks like the one in the upper left hand is jacking off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (A5zUN)

Ottererotic

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)

71
They oughter change that otter water ... just saying.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (pNxlR)

72 Are those otters next to the North American Ground Ape exhibit at the Minneapolis zoo?

Posted by: Fatfuck Billy Kristol at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (B5R2a)

73 Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (WdocV)

U of Penn taking $70 million is no small change.
Stupit Biden only got $900,000 for laundering it.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (Xb1xU)

74 DO SOMETHING!!!

F*cking otters.

Serenity now. Serenity now.

Posted by: motionview at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (pYQR/)

75 Water ferrets.

Posted by: banned dont even say mongoose vs cobra at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (gvJd8)

76 Some of them learned, to their sorrow, that sea otters are a) capable of biting through mollusk shells and b) don't much care for being grabbed by a hippie when they're already in a pissed-off mood from being coated with oil.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (hKLpI)


LOL..... dirty stinkin hippies.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (iq0yV)

77 67 >>That aquarium is amazing to visit. Some really great exhibits

Yea, I really liked my visit.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 08:10 PM (ZLI7S)

JackStraw was asked not to return after blowing pot smoke in a Polar Bear's face.

Next:
What do Otter's do when there is no one around to rape?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)

78 It looks like the one in the upper left hand is jacking off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (A5zUN)

Ottererotic
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)


Otter erotica ?

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)

79 Have mentioned before, last trip, we saw a momma otter with a pup, right next to the pier in Cayucos (beautiful little beach town a few miles north of Morro Bay). Mom was shopping - diving down and picking molluscs off the pier pilings, then coming back up, rolling on her back, cracking those suckers with her teeth, and feeding junior.

Every time she dove, junior would shriek - "eeee, eeee!" - until she returned.

You ettes woulda fainted from the cuteness.

As a savage and barbaric lover of explosions and conflict, I'll go as far as to say it was pretty cool.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (El6T/)

80 I have been surprised by an otter while in a kayak. Bastard

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (UNyae)

81
Why is any network covering the Minneapolis situtation?


This is the definition of a Local Story.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (sy5kK)

82 Obligatory: otters actually are some sort of weasel.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (gd9RK)

83 70 It looks like the one in the upper left hand is jacking off.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (A5zUN)

Ottererotic
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)

LOL. *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (A5zUN)

84 What do Otter's do when there is no one around to rape?


They invade other animal habitats and go wild !

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

85 Surprise Adorable Otters

Shhhhh ... he's on a roll.

Posted by: Otter at May 28, 2020 08:14 PM (DMUuz)

86 I mean honestly ... look at 'em. If a couple otters swam up to me and said "Hey, how's it goin' ?" - I'd probably get over the shock pretty quick. They're so damn cute. Next thing you know - we're drinking a beer or three.

Before you know it, you got a couple flippers on your hips and one of them sons o' bitches is harder to get to than that spot on your back you just can't scratch.

I bet it works like that. Shifty bastards. I'll probably shoot the next one I see on sight.

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 08:14 PM (QgEgJ)

87 Ottererotic
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 28, 2020 08:11 PM (M+Lyo)

LOL. *golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (A5zUN)

Seconded.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:14 PM (iq0yV)

88 According to the St. Paul dispatch:

Now someone is trying to break-in fast food joints via the drive throughs. WTF? Black males in a tan SUV....
Sigh.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (ufFY8)

89 NYC might be the next riot spot

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (G546f)

90 80 I have been surprised by an otter while in a kayak. Bastard
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (UNyae)

I would think an Otter would be preferable to a Hippo.

Stacey Abrams: Hey Lady! *Starts shaking water off*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (A5zUN)

91 So looks like some businesses in Minneapolis are putting up THIS IS A BLACK OWNED BUSINESS. Meaning, move on down and smash whitey instead.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (377Zs)

92 Awwwwww!!!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (axyOa)

93 Otters are certainly not manatees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (iq0yV)

94 43 Remember those crappy Otter Pops?

........

You better believe I do! Tougher gang leader than Corn Pop. Took care of that I did, My word as a Biden

Posted by: Joe "take down pop's" Biden at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (SgVKt)

95 I'm reading about otters. The females are called bitches.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (xPl2J)

96 Otters... shoot, shovel and shut up, with less shovel.

Posted by: nasty norcal fishermans at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (gvJd8)

97
Otter riot ... downtown Salinas ... 10:00 PM ... pass it on ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (pNxlR)

98 Now someone is trying to break-in fast food joints via the drive throughs



Trying to break free some burgers and fries. They looked confined and tortured.

Posted by: runner at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (zr5Kq)

99 The shark approaches it's prey....

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (DrfUF)

100 "Lord Beaverbrook > Surprise Sea Otters" -- zombie British Socialites

[So I'm reading yet another Churchill biography (I think I've heard more books have been written about him than anybody else in history), this time on his time in and relationship with America, and as soon as I see Beaverbrook's name I immediately think of Riverotters. Thanks a lot, horde ...]

Posted by: ShainS at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (WqPYg)

101 Before you know it, you got a couple flippers on your hips and one of
them sons o' bitches is harder to get to than that spot on your back you
just can't scratch.
___

Don't I know that that's like.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (WdocV)

102

PGIS, wollowed hello at end of last thread.

Hope it's not still Lillipution after I hit post.
If so, time to paint jig heads.

Posted by: TeeJ at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (Ww1tL)

103 Large crowds of "protestors" reportedly gathering in NYC right now.

It's going to be a long weekend in the blue cities, my friends.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (hKLpI)

104 Otters are certainly not manatees.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (iq0yV)
-----
Definitely.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (4o2K3)

105 103
Large crowds of "protestors" reportedly gathering in NYC right now.



It's going to be a long weekend in the blue cities, my friends.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:16 PM (hKLpI)

Everybody's working for the weekend!

Posted by: Loverboy at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (ufFY8)

106 via Andy Ngo:

We recognize that the visible presence of police officers could be triggering for people

(Portland police explaining why they're nowhere to be found)

Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (kOpft)

107 If you get the chance, the Monterey Bay Aquarium, including its setting, is absolutely spectacular.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (/52yu)

108 Otter: Hey look at my thumb

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (2DOZq)

109 95 I'm reading about otters. The females are called bitches

Do otters rap?

Posted by: banned unuh at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (gvJd8)

110 I won't stand here and listen to you badmouth the United Otters of America!

Posted by: Miklos, also pre-med or law at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (QzkSJ)

111 Otters are certainly not manatees.


Otters have learned to avoid boat propellers.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (gd9RK)

112 Obligatory: otters actually are some sort of weasel.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM


Actually, they are both members of the family Mustelidae.

Unlike skunks.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (DMUuz)

113 Large crowds of "protestors" reportedly gathering in NYC right now.

***


We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn

Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (WdocV)

114 Now we have some action!

Sleepy- still sleeping.

Spanky- looks a bit shifty in the corner.

One bathing itself has decided to give the crowd a show by paddling around on it's back.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (A5zUN)

115 ''You ettes woulda fainted from the cuteness. ''

It's something hardwired in us gals.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:18 PM (gLRfa)

116 I wonder - just spit-balling here - if I get my now-wife the right otter - could that ease the way to ex-wife ? Maybe make it a little cheaper ?

Asking for a friend ?

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 08:18 PM (QgEgJ)

117 We're almost 100 comments into otter madness, and not a meep from Nurse.

She must be staging ammo and equipment on the roof

Posted by: browndog at May 28, 2020 08:18 PM (gD6Ka)

118 I have most of the project truck unloaded so I have stuff everywhere. I have to move in several empty trunks tomorrow as it's supposed to rain this weekend. Then I can sort and repack stuff.

And work has been hell the last two days. Major outage yesterday. People calling multiple times demanding to know when it will be resolved, then unhappy if you were wrong.Good thing I had Monday and Tuesday off.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 28, 2020 08:18 PM (JKNZq)

119 Yeah, the "BLACK OWNED BUSINESS" signs are kind of a reverse "JUDEN!" scrawled on the business during Kristallnacht.

Though I don't blame the poor business owners. Anything to weather the mob action.

Saw a clip today of an older black guy berating the idiot mob somewhere (day time) over this kind of behavior.

Following the Rodney King riots, there were several interviews with black business guys who'd been burned out - wrenching interviews. As I recall, by local TV "news". As recently as the 90s, there was still *some* news in the news, even on this Forbidden Topic.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (El6T/)

120
And I loved that I could do basic repairs on my bike. Fix the tires, tighten things, clean it up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


Are you Peter Brady?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (ud0EU)

121
It's going to be a long weekend in the blue cities, my friends.


Totally spontaneous, of course.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (oVJmc)

122 TuCa showing a car burning on live stream. But to be fair it looks like a Chevy Cavalier so somewhat acceptable.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (377Zs)

123 113 Large crowds of "protestors" reportedly gathering in NYC right now.

***


We don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn

Posted by: 18-1 at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (WdocV)

If NYC burns to the ground, then the COVAD

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (sy5kK)

124 Actually, they are both members of the family Mustelidae.


Dude. I know you're not new here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (gd9RK)

125 Let sleeping Otters lie.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (k16aq)

126 Ok, sidebar: Youtube podcasts are getting too long. Dear God, 8 hours?!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (A5zUN)

127
If NYC burns to the ground, then the COVAD
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (sy5kK)


.... has done it's job.

And the lockdown is over!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (sy5kK)

128 Grenell's twitter account is becoming a must read.

NBC tried to float a story that the Flynn/Kislyak calls that Grenell declassified are not transcripts just call summaries so it's not clear what might have been left out.

Grenell responded.

This isn't true.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (ZLI7S)

129
The otter I remember from Prince William Sound *koffkoff* years ago securing the pipeline terminal at Valdez on an exercise were big bastards. They kept coming up on the thermal imagers as false positives while we were looking for the SEALs who were playing OPFOR.

Not the ball-balancing SEALs, the "flexing in front of the mirror before shooting you in the face with their HK 416s" SEALs.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (EGyGV)

130 Ok sleepy just woke up.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (gLRfa)

131 Does setting things on fire spread the Wuflu?

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (JKNZq)

132 126 Ok, sidebar: Youtube podcasts are getting too long. Dear God, 8 hours?!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (A5zUN)

Like those fireplace fire videos.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (sy5kK)

133 TuCa showing a car burning on live stream. But to be fair it looks like a Chevy Cavalier so somewhat acceptable.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at May 28, 2020 08:19 PM (377Zs)


If it was a Spark that would be funny. And Justice.

Posted by: Rev Al at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (2N7oZ)

134 Four of them swimming now. I think Spanky is still up by the green blanket.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (A5zUN)

135
So looks like some businesses in Minneapolis are putting up THIS IS A BLACK OWNED BUSINESS. Meaning, move on down and smash whitey instead.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at May 28, 2020 08:15 PM (377Zs)


During WWII, Warner Pictures Burbank studios bore an uncomfortable resemblance to Lockheed's nearby plant. Warner had a huge arrow painted on the roof of one of the buildings and the words LOCKHEED THATAWAY.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (mht8P)

136 Little known fact about otters.......they're delicious.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 28, 2020 08:21 PM (Gw21p)

137 De blasio may have to make a choice .... Pulling swimmers from the surf or protecting the city from rioters. We will see what is more important to him.

Posted by: Pliney at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (nzKWW)

138 Brendan Carr, member of the Federal Communication Commission, just twatted that he "welcomed" Trump's executive order, and "look forward to receiving the Administration's petition for rulemaking and taking action."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (hKLpI)

139 123 113 Large crowds of "protestors" reportedly gathering in NYC right now.


Are they social distancing!?

Posted by: Karen at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (Zmnko)

140
They're gonna short sheet Greenie later this evening ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (pNxlR)

141 Dammit. Hope this fixes it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (hKLpI)

142 Dispatcher:
"We have about 200 people in the Furniture Barn and they are setting it on fire again."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (ufFY8)

143 122 TuCa showing a car burning on live stream. But to be fair it looks like a Chevy Cavalier so somewhat acceptable.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot.



I had a '94 Chevy Cavalier and it lasted almost 15 years. Solid car.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (DrfUF)

144

Anyone remember the name/author of a poem about a guy who had a dream about a Revolutionary War soldier showing up in his bedroom and giving him he'll about how far this country has fallen?
Think the author was Steve something.

Posted by: TeeJ at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (Ww1tL)

145 Aw. A little Otter Cam might lighten the mood.
-------

Yeah. Oooh! Ahhh! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.

Posted by: Dr. Ian Malcolm at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (dP625)

146 Let sleeping Otters lie.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (k16aq)


Straw Otters was a good movie.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (2N7oZ)

147 Oysters cause no problems.

Unless surprised during the mating season.

Posted by: Miklos, Friend of All Noble Edible Molluscans at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (QzkSJ)

148 If you get the chance, the Monterey Bay Aquarium, including its setting, is absolutely spectacular.

Lived there for 12 years.

The aquarium is run by commies. The setting is secondary. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (3H9h1)

149 Now it's the Dollar Tree's turn....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (ufFY8)

150 Otter video is skeery. I'm triggered.

Posted by: Sea Urchins at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (gd9RK)

151
We recognize that the visible presence of police officers could be triggering for people

(Portland police explaining why they're nowhere to be found)
Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (kOpft)

==

useless feckless asshoes

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (G546f)

152 Yeah. Oooh! Ahhh! That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.
Posted by: Dr. Ian Malcolm at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (dP625)

LOL

Posted by: browndog at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (gD6Ka)

153 > Are they social distancing!?

NYPD has reportedly arrested five already.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:24 PM (hKLpI)

154 So is this how the Blue States escape quarantine? I guess that works, but I like the Red State model better.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:24 PM (dOV9E)

155
De blasio may have to make a choice .... Pulling swimmers from the surf or protecting the city from rioters. We will see what is more important to him.

Posted by: Pliney at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (nzKWW)


Much easier to harass law-abiding citizens.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 08:24 PM (mht8P)

156 Are they social distancing!?



NYPD has reportedly arrested five already.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 08:24 PM (hKLpI)

Has DiCommio let them go yet?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:24 PM (XvfQ9)

157 155
De blasio may have to make a choice .... Pulling swimmers from the surf or protecting the city from rioters. We will see what is more important to him.

NY has some great stores to loot

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:25 PM (Zmnko)

158 >>> De blasio may have to make a choice .... Pulling swimmers from the surf or protecting the city from rioters. We will see what is more important to him.
Posted by: Pliney at May 28, 2020 08:22 PM (nzKWW)


Hahahahahaha..... wait, you were serious?

Posted by: Roll it over at May 28, 2020 08:25 PM (ImCOk)

159 Straw Otters was a good movie.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (2N7oZ)
------
How about Reservoir Otters?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 28, 2020 08:25 PM (4o2K3)

160 Now it's the Dollar Tree's turn....



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:23 PM (ufFY


If they burn an Aldi they need to make sure they get their quarter back.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 28, 2020 08:25 PM (2N7oZ)

161 National Guard touched down on Robert St

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:25 PM (yIDYK)

162 Totally spontaneous, of course.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Cities just spontaneously combust sometimes. It happens.

Posted by: Harry Dean "Miklos" Stanton, always intense at May 28, 2020 08:26 PM (QzkSJ)

163 ''If they burn an Aldi they need to make sure they get their quarter back.''

LOL

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:26 PM (gLRfa)

164 I am flabbergasted. There are step by step instructions for short sheeting a bed as a prank on the internet. With artist storyboards. And a tips and tricks section!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (A5zUN)

165
142 Dispatcher:
"We have about 200 people in the Furniture Barn and they are setting it on fire again.


Any word on the fate of the Food King?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (pNxlR)

166 This isn't about "justice" It's about getting free shit.. They could care less about the guy...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (Zmnko)

167 Up on the garage wall I've got a window sign from the (1968 ?) MLK riots that says "Soul Brother"; an earlier form of "black-owned business - don't burn me out".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (XXrUA)

168 As I noted last thread, there actually was a demonstration, downtown Mpls - a march, with stupid shouting and righteousness etc etc. But a protest, an actual protest.

Reminds me of the protests from the shooting of the Australian woman, and the weekly protests in Chicago from the casualty count every weekend.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (El6T/)

169 Noone loots health stores.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (mhSbP)

170 These rioters better not be bringing their own reusable bags into the stores they loot, or there will be hell to pay.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (dOV9E)

171 FOOD KING STATUS: Pending

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (oVJmc)

172 If they burn an Aldi they need to make sure they get their quarter back.
Posted by: Mr. Morango


Whole Foods and Trader Joe's left untouched, 'cause what the fuck them places?

Posted by: "Down with the Struggle" at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (QzkSJ)

173
With artist storyboards. And a tips and tricks section!
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Now look up putting a sleeping person's hand gently in a pan of warm water.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (pNxlR)

174 What about the Piggly Wiggly?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (A5zUN)

175 169 Noone loots health stores.
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:27 PM (mhSbP)


One of my favorite images from the lockdown era was a picture of a supermarket open fridge, utterly empty, except for a very fully stocked three-foot-wide area that turned out to be the vegan stuff.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (dOV9E)

176 This isn't about "justice" It's about getting free shit.. They could care less about the guy...
Posted by: It's me donna



Confirmed.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:29 PM (QLPEO)

177
"Nobody steals tofu."
--Shih Tzu

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:29 PM (ud0EU)

178 If they rolled a freaking tank up a country road to arrest a guy in his own home, not burning down the neighborhood...I hope the NG is supported by armored vehicles.

Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (0Ng0w)

179 One of my favorite images from the lockdown era was a picture of a supermarket open fridge, utterly empty, except for a very fully stocked three-foot-wide area that turned out to be the vegan stuff.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (dOV9E)

During the period there where groger was actually short on some things, the milk section was completely cleaned out of whole and skim and 2%. But there was 1%.

1%- the Quisling of Milk.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (A5zUN)

180 Males with baseball bats reported.

Baseball season at last!

Oh.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (El6T/)

181 So.

Klobuchar is a lock for VP, non?

Posted by: Miklosian Assumptions LLC at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (QzkSJ)

182 Noone loots health stores.

The independent book sellers are pretty safe, too.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (/52yu)

183 Starting to think of hard bailing with my family.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (yIDYK)

184 Males with baseball bats reported.

Baseball season at last!

Oh.
Posted by: rhomboid


Warriors! Come out and play!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (GvEen)

185 Hey - I get 1% some times. No particular reason.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (El6T/)

186 Ahhh...that's it's tail, right?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (axyOa)

187 How about drones? Where are the tear gas dropping drones?

Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (0Ng0w)

188 Minneapolis radio is full of officers seeing groups of males roaming the streets with baseball bats. So there's that.

Best part is overall commander says yes every time a squad asks to utilize tear gas for the looters.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (VWp7G)

189 thathalfrican - your immediate area active or quiet?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (El6T/)

190
180 Males with baseball bats reported.

Baseball season at last!

Oh.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (El6T/)


War ... ri ... ors, come out and play ... ay!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (pNxlR)

191 183 Starting to think of hard bailing with my family.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (yIDYK)


Do it. Mobs are nothing to mess with.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (dOV9E)

192 SPACE TO DESTROY

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (oVJmc)

193 Definitely thinking of sending my family off.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (yIDYK)

194 174 What about the Piggly Wiggly?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:28 PM (A5zUN)

The explosive diarrhea from the hot buffet would end it all.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (qFB9S)

195 183 Starting to think of hard bailing with my family.
---
If you can get out for a few days, that would seem wise to me.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (sWM8x)

196 1%- the Quisling of Milk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Quantum of Soy

Posted by: Bond. Miklos Bond at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (QzkSJ)

197 Another request for gas.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (ufFY8)

198 186 Ahhh...that's it's tail, right?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (axyOa)

It's twue, It's twue, It's twue!

Posted by: Lily Von Schtupp at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (A5zUN)

199 1%- the Quisling of Milk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (A5zUN)

That is the crap they squeegee off of the floor between shifts.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (mhSbP)

200 (Portland police explaining why they're nowhere to be found)
Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 08:17 PM (kOpft)

But, they'll be home safe tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (ZMXpM)

201 Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (El6T/)

Quiet......but I'm listening to a police broadcast that let's me know they are close.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (yIDYK)

202 197 Another request for gas.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (ufFY


Got you covered.

Posted by: Joe Biden's Bony Butt at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (dOV9E)

203 Everyone stand with your back to the wall.


Just to be safe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (+b1ew)

204 "Gimme the keys to that Volt, or else!!"

Also never heard.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (/52yu)

205 60% chance this spreads to The Burbs by the end of the weekend. The PCP is flowing.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (qFB9S)

206 Do it. Mobs are nothing to mess with.
Posted by: Splunge


Whiff this

Posted by: Miklos Buonaparte at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (QzkSJ)

207 193 Definitely thinking of sending my family off.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (yIDYK)

Might not be a bad idea. Go west, young man. See some parks. Protect the babes.

Posted by: Lily Von Schtupp at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (A5zUN)

208 Quiet......but I'm listening to a police broadcast that let's me know they are close.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (yIDYK)

Would they go to residential areas? Nothing to loot there and possibly armed homeowners

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (Zmnko)

209 You know if I was an otter I'd feel lucky to get a gig in a nice aquarium like that. All you have to do is look and act cute and it's free food, medical care clean water, no predators for life. Dream job.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (gLRfa)

210 Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 08:32 PM (sWM8x)

I have a hard time thinking of leaving my house. I was blessed in getting this house. The thought of some looters tearing it up is beyond the pale.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (yIDYK)

211 It is refreshing to see another city much busier than my own for a change.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (VWp7G)

212 Suddenly the Usual Suspects have shut the fuck up about staying at home.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (oVJmc)

213 Cry havoc, and loose the otters of war!

Posted by: banned in africa at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (/95aL)

214 thathalfrican, Please get out while you can . We can coordinate a safe haven for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (k16aq)

215
So, maybe have a riot thread in awhile? I for one am gonna make a pot of coffee for this.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (Y7RNP)

216 If you listen to fools, the mob rules.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (xPl2J)

217 Let sleeping Otters lie.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:20 PM (k16aq)


There is NO First Amendment protection for letting sleeping Otters lie!!!

Posted by: Donna Brazilnut at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (LPnfS)

218 Only 8 matches for "surprise?" (One of which is Ace's title.)

I'm surprised.

Posted by: filbert at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (NiXyF)

219

Free Fur All - a limerick

A playful furry mother and a daughter
Who love to frolic; splashing in the water
Cracking mussels on their tummy
"Gosh, that sure is yummy!"
If you haven't ever tried it...well, you otter!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (m45I2)

220 Ahhh...that's it's tail, right?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2020 08:31 PM (axyOa)

Could you waggle your "rudder" like that?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (Xt7n2)

221 thathalfrican well you have the best feel for the situation and geography - it seems like the "action" is mostly limited to commercial areas/strips. If you're away from same, maybe not so bad?

But "abundance of caution" whispers to me - get out, not just your family, you too.

Mobs/riots are the human equivalent of a hurricane - just get out of the way, that's all that matters.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (El6T/)

222
1%- the Quisling of Milk.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:30 PM (A5zUN)





You're not quite milk enough. You're semi-milk. You're quasi-milk. You're the margarine of milk.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (EGyGV)

223 I have a hard time thinking of leaving my house.
---
I can only try to imagine.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (sWM8x)

224 Chevy Volt: for when you need to blow yourself up on the way there

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (L2ZTs)

225 Can the drones shoot lasers into the rioters' eyeballs?

Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (0Ng0w)

226 Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (Zmnko)

They are anarcho communists mixed with bangers and opportunists. Dont trust their good judgement.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (yIDYK)

227 Don't let the cute, furry trenchcoat fool you. These devils are man-eaters who kill and rape.

Posted by: Fritz at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (95j/9)

228 >>>But "abundance of caution" whispers to me - get out, not just your family, you too.




Agreed. Items can be replaced. People cannot.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (VWp7G)

229 BMW: for when you need to show off your high social status everywhere you go

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (L2ZTs)

230 Do not apprehend! We need room for the Covid skeptics...

Posted by: MSP PD at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (/52yu)

231 LOL, now they're looking for gunmen with frickin' laser beams.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (VWp7G)

232 Would they go to residential areas? Nothing to loot there and possibly armed homeowners
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (Zmnko)

This is probably sane. Looting an empty store front is one thing, roaming a suburb with German shepherds and guys wanting to try out their FG-42 semi auto replicas, something else entirely.

Posted by: Lily Von Schtupp at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (A5zUN)

233 I have a hard time thinking of leaving my house.

Last Oct. we had to evacuated because of fires... Of course it was nowhere near us... It was difficult

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (Zmnko)

234 OK Mother Nature I have had enough Summer Hot & Humid weather, Can it be fall now ?

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (eNnz+)

235 Any chance these riots might sweep the virus nonsense under the rug?


Silver lining?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (QLPEO)

236

When are the riots over the black guy beating the 75 year old white man in the nursing home going to start? When is the media coverage of that going to start? Why do I ask this silly questions?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (XvfQ9)

237
212 Suddenly the Usual Suspects have shut the fuck up about staying at home.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


Yeah, where are all the Karens squawking about masks and social distancing?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (pNxlR)

238 On Breitbart:

In an address to Chinese military officers at the annual meeting of the National People's Congress (NPC), Communist China's rubber-stamp legislature, dictator Xi Jinping said it was important to "step up preparations for armed combat against various threats", specifically mentioning "Taiwan independence forces."



The phrase you are reaching for is "sporty".

China is collapsing economically, and the only way out, historically for most countries, is war.


Now, back to your Minneapolis is Burning coverage.

Brought to you by Target, AutoZone, Discount Tire, and Wendy's.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (sy5kK)

239 209 You know if I was an otter I'd feel lucky to get a gig in a nice aquarium like that. All you have to do is look and act cute and it's free food, medical care clean water, no predators for life. Dream job

Bitches. Don't forget the bitches.

Posted by: why I otter be banned at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (/95aL)

240 Wyatt, any hint of disorder in your AO? There was some scuffling in NYC earlier. Don't think it's become a thing, though.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (El6T/)

241 If you haven't ever tried it...well, you otter!
Posted by: Muldoon


And therein lies a tail.

Posted by: Miklos, Royal Master of the Otters at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (QzkSJ)

242 205 60% chance this spreads to The Burbs by the end of the weekend. The PCP is flowing.
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 08:33 PM (qFB9S)

Arugula and diapers don't shoot back. Head on to the suburbs and see what awaits you, I say.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (+b1ew)

243 I have a hard time thinking of leaving my house. I was blessed in getting this house. The thought of some looters tearing it up is beyond the pale.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (yIDYK)
---------

I understand. I would be hard-pressed to leave my house too. But, your lives are worth more. You can replace your stuff eventually, if needed. I think it would be wise to take everyone and get out for a few days. Nothing you can do there to ward off rioters. I'm praying for you and the other Morons nearby.

Posted by: bluebell at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (/669Q)

244 Ram Trucks: for when you need to compensate for your tiny pee-pee

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (L2ZTs)

245 ''A playful furry mother and a daughter
Who love to frolic; splashing in the water
Cracking mussels on their tummy
"Gosh, that sure is yummy!"
If you haven't ever tried it...well, you otter!
Posted by: Muldoon ''

An abundance of cuteness tonight.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (gLRfa)

246 If you listen to fools, the mob rules.


Posted by: Mark1971 at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (xPl2J)


R.I.P. Ronnie James Dio.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (2N7oZ)

247 >>>Wyatt, any hint of disorder in your AO? There was some scuffling in NYC earlier. Don't think it's become a thing, though.


So far not a peep, and I'm in the busiest division in the city. Philly thugs don't care about riots unless it's a sports championship.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (VWp7G)

248 >>thathalfrican, Please get out while you can . We can coordinate a safe haven for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (k16aq)

I have very well-armed relatives in White Bear Lake that would host you and yours in a heartbeat.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (dmYb7)

249
You're not quite milk enough. You're semi-milk. You're quasi-milk. You're the margarine of milk.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2020 08:35 PM (EGyGV)


You're the almond milk of milk.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (pNxlR)

250 Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (k16aq)

Thank you. Right now I'm in a holding pattern and I just found out that a friend of ours is next door neighbors with the second in command for the St. Paul force.

They will let that neighbor know if shit gets live and then she'll let us know. So right now holding it down.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (yIDYK)

251 Off Saddles sock.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (A5zUN)

252 2020, looking more and more like 1968.

Can't wait for the Democrat Party convention. That's gonna be fun.

It'll be interesting to see if more runs are scored during this baseball season or that one.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (hku12)

253 Of course, I'm listening to the Minneapolis feed more than my own, but so far we've been fairly quiet for a hot night.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (VWp7G)

254 What? What happened to Ronnie James Dio?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (QLPEO)

255 This is going down as the most insane thread of all time - thanks Ace!

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (32YRo)

256 Would they go to residential areas? Nothing to loot there and possibly armed homeowners
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 08:34 PM (Zmnko)


Dat's where da white wymen at !!!

Posted by: Sherriff Bart at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (LPnfS)

257 Cry havoc, and loose the otters of war!
Posted by: banned in africa


He never met an otter he didn't like.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (axyOa)

258
Nick DiPaolo: "Maul of America"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (ud0EU)

259 guys wanting to try out their FG-42 semi auto replicas

WANT.

Posted by: banned cool factor at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (/95aL)

260 Yeah, where are all the Karens squawking about masks and social distancing?


Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (pNxlR)

Everyone knows you can only spread the Virus if you are privileged.

Posted by: Tony Montana at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (Z8csD)

261 So what exactly do we pay cops for?

Stores are being looted and destroyed. Not a one in sight.

To protect and serve ?

Protect and serve what ?

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (mhSbP)

262 As a nation, we need to return to the eminently civilized practice of shooting looters on sight.

Now, we return you to your regularly scheduled otters.

Posted by: filbert at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (NiXyF)

263 thathalfrican, stay safe!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (L2ZTs)

264 255 This is going down as the most insane thread of all time - thanks Ace!
Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (32YRo)

WeirdDave Sex thread is probably more bizarre. This is mild by comparison to that Event Horizon like night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (A5zUN)

265 What? What happened to Ronnie James Dio?


Not much. Still dead.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (oVJmc)

266 261 So what exactly do we pay cops for?
Stores are being looted and destroyed. Not a one in sight.
To protect and serve ?
Protect and serve what ?
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (mhSbP)


Our jobs, of course. Just got mine back! With full back pay!

Posted by: Broward Coward at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (dOV9E)

267 261 So what exactly do we pay cops for?

Stores are being looted and destroyed. Not a one in sight.

To protect and serve ?

Protect and serve what ?

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (mhSbP


Just you wait till they get within sight of a Dunkin. Then the policin starts.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (+b1ew)

268 I swear this is a Mark Twain quite, but I've barely got internet so I can't source it:

The intelligence level of a mob is basically the intelligence level of the dumbest person in the mob, divided by the number of people in the mob!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (ZMXpM)

269
Surprise!!!

Posted by: Anal Otter at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (Y7RNP)

270 244 Ram Trucks: for when you need to compensate for your tiny pee-pee
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:37 PM (L2ZTs)

Have you ever owned one ?

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (mhSbP)

271 WeirdDave Sex thread is probably more bizarre. This is mild by comparison to that Event Horizon like night.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:40 PM (A5zUN)

Almost sorry I missed it...almost

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (32YRo)

272 People looting the Game Stop. LOL

Is there a new Elder Scrolls out or something?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (ufFY8)

273 >>>Stores are being looted and destroyed. Not a one in sight.



Minneapolis and St. Paul are using roaming teams, using tear gas and the like. I'm guessing they don't want to go all ham-handed days after a man was killed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (VWp7G)

274 jsg, I admit I haven't.
Lemme guess: tons of power, fun to drive. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)

275 Wht do you do with a drunken sailor?
Put 'em in the bed with the captain's otter.

Posted by: cabin boy!! calls banned at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (/95aL)

276 Otters? Fucking otters?!

At least you coulda posted some gopher videos.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (+oVP5)

277 So right now holding it down.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (yIDYK)


Take care ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Timing Critic ... at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (LPnfS)

278 Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (dmYb7)

Thank and God bless you. I may take you up on that.

Email in the nic.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (yIDYK)

279 255 This is going down as the most insane thread of all time - thanks Ace!
---
I dunno--whatever happened in the Morning Report comments must have been epic.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (sWM8x)

280 I love you ace!

I've been watching those cute fur balls all day!

Smooches!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (SISGq)

281 193 Definitely thinking of sending my family off.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off

Do you need someplace to stay? I'm 3 hours away, got a cabin on a lake y'all can use...

Posted by: Fra Filippo at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (7MUvN)

282 72 People looting the Game Stop. LOL

Is there a new Elder Scrolls out or something?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (ufFY8

Not yet. Probably there to pre-order.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (+b1ew)

283 I keep saying it but apparently there has been a large march in Mpls, unconnected to the festivities.

And now a group of 50 motorcyclists showed up at the grocery store - to *help* keep order, apparently. There were video interviews with volunteer "security" guys, armed, who were protecting a store, last night.

Bizarre, but even with this idiotic ugliness, decency and American voluntarism showing up.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (El6T/)

284 thathalfrican, which direction is the best exit for you. The Horde is all over,

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (k16aq)

285 Hide in the bookstore! You'll be safe there!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (oVJmc)

286 Otters just want to have fuh-un!

Posted by: FloridaMan at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (r28kI)

287 Beware the cabin on the lake!

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (QLPEO)

288 And thanks to the morons for the prayers and well wishers.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (yIDYK)

289
Minneapolis and St. Paul are using roaming teams, using tear gas and the like. I'm guessing they don't want to go all ham-handed days after a man was killed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (VWp7G)

I get it, Wyatt. We get frustrated is all. Don't hold it against me. Stay safe, brother.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (mhSbP)

290 I have a hard time thinking of leaving my house. I was blessed in getting this house.

Is your presence and persuasive logic going to dissuade a mob? That's like arguing with a lava flow. It's an unthinking entity.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (/52yu)

291 >>>To protect and serve ?
Protect and serve what ?
<<<

The mayor. The union. Each other.

Get back inside, citizen!

Posted by: Fritz at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (95j/9)

292 282
72 People looting the Game Stop. LOL



Is there a new Elder Scrolls out or something?



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (ufFY8



Not yet. Probably there to pre-order.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (+b1ew)

If these rioters keep it up, they are asking for Red Dead Redemption 3...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (ufFY8)

293 Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:38 PM (yIDYK)

Sounds like a plan, but be ready for you and yours to haul ass at a moment's notice!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 08:43 PM (ZMXpM)

294 South probably. But I have access and easy access to 52 and 494

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (yIDYK)

295 This is going down as the most insane thread of all time - thanks Ace!
---
I dunno--whatever happened in the Morning Report comments must have been epic.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Troll got loose and started flinging poo like a crazed monkey.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (GvEen)

296
Wyatt: you got a link for the Minneapolis feed? thx

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (DUIap)

297 So what exactly do we pay cops for?



Stores are being looted and destroyed. Not a one in sight.



To protect and serve ?



Protect and serve what ?





Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:39 PM (mhSbP)


Their pensions

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (XvfQ9)

298 You mean MG-42 replicas? Smith Machine does Soviet DPM semi-auto replicas, a cool $3K. But mighty cool.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (El6T/)

299 Looting the Game Stop for that dead guy whatsisname!

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (QLPEO)

300
Otters? Fucking otters?!

At least you coulda posted some gopher videos.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (+oVP5)







Between the rapey dolphins, face-sized spiders, candiru penis fish and the surprise anal otters, we're giving Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom a run for it's money.

*cues up Gutfeld's "Animals are Great" jingle*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (EGyGV)

301
WTF?
"Governor" Whitmer told stores what they could and couldn't sell??

I just saw a (old-ish) clip of her and her stupid sign language idiot telling stores they can't sell "flooring and painting" etc. but they can sell food etc.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (ud0EU)

302 thathalfrican, prayers for the safety of you and your family

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (G546f)

303 285 Hide in the bookstore! You'll be safe there!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (oVJmc)

Are there any stand alone bookstores left?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (A5zUN)

304 https://tinyurl.com/y7ahgz8k
St. Paul dispatch feed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (ufFY8)

305 thathalfrican, Imma sign off now to pray God keeps you safe, whatever you and your family decide.

Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (0Ng0w)

306 They are the most adorable little buggers.
Especially when they hold their babies while floating on their backs.

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (w7KSn)

307 Alton, one source is Agenda Free News on UToob - he's playing the scanner for St Paul, and vectoring viewers to various streams and broadcasts as they are noted by people sending him notes.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:45 PM (El6T/)

308
If you want a friend in this town get an otter.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (mht8P)

309 274 jsg, I admit I haven't.
Lemme guess: tons of power, fun to drive. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 08:41 PM (L2ZTs)

I don't know. I have a '95 Dakota weekend warrior with a 318 that ain't half bad and can get out of it's own way. That's about it I don't do the Monster truck thing.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (mhSbP)

310 The intelligence level of a mob is basically the intelligence level of the dumbest person in the mob, divided by the number of people in the mob!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

" A mob will decide according to the loudest shouts of the biggest fool."

Posted by: Miklos, happy to help at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (QzkSJ)

311
Yikes, I can't get this nasty sock off...

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (Y7RNP)

312 Why am I thinking about the mob like a zombie horde and thinking stay off main thoroughfares. Too many video games.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (A5zUN)

313
Never mind.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (Y7RNP)

314
Do these "governors" go anywhere without their sign language signers? They look like personal slaves like the Romans had.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (ud0EU)

315 Fraiser Crane, G-D Bless you. This is the Horde spirit.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (k16aq)

316 Otters??!?

Surprise anal can't be far behind.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (Z4rgH)

317 Jeez, California. Where are their GD masks?

Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (fEY/q)

318 @273: "Minneapolis and St. Paul are using roaming teams, using tear gas and the like. I'm guessing they don't want to go all ham-handed days after a man was killed."

I think people elsewhere grossly underestimate the size of these looting crowds. It's not just two or three dozen people on bicycles. Worst case, it's literally hundreds of people converging on one location, and people running stolen goods back and forth to waiting cars with getaway drivers.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (+oVP5)

319 And now a group of 50 motorcyclists showed up at the grocery store - to *help* keep order, apparently. There were video interviews with volunteer "security" guys, armed, who were protecting a store, last night.
====

Obviously vicious, white nationalist racists looking to gun down innocent African-American men.

Posted by: MSM at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (iydjf)

320 "Otter? I've heard of you."

"What have you heard, Ottershane?"

"I heard you're a low down Yankee otter!"

"Prove it."

Posted by: Boswell at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (32YRo)

321
Holy shit, did you see the tranny sign language guy with Whitmer?? Horrific.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (ud0EU)

322 Wyatt, I stay a million miles from second-guessing, but even with the "situation" with the Floyd incident .... I have trouble accepting just letting disorder, danger, and damage run rampant like this. We both know a show of will can shut down most things like this pretty quickly. I am getting a whiff of LAPD/Rodney King riots here, which was a disaster.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (El6T/)

323 You mean MG-42 replicas? Smith Machine does Soviet DPM semi-auto replicas, a cool $3K. But mighty cool.
Posted by: rhomboid


Cheaper in the Old Countries.

More authentic-er too.

Posted by: Miklos, formerly licensed at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (QzkSJ)

324 It's not just two or three dozen people on bicycles. Worst case, it's literally hundreds of people converging on one location, and people running stolen goods back and forth to waiting cars with getaway drivers.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (+oVP5)


Go TEAM!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (sy5kK)

325
I just saw a (old-ish) clip of her and her stupid sign language
idiot telling stores they can't sell "flooring and painting" etc. but
they can sell food etc.



Oh yeah. Sections of Home Depot/ Menards/ Lowes were closed off. She was also against "seeds," because gardening.

Posted by: shibumi, semi-unemployed in covid 1984 at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (ZCiJZ)

326 Agenda Free News requires payment to watch

Posted by: banned boo at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (/95aL)

327
thx, all

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (DUIap)

328 Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (Xb1xU)
*********
All we can hope is that Trump's team is gathering opposition research and will start hammering Biden about being beholden to China,

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (wiXsO)

329 >>> I love you ace!

I've been watching those cute fur balls all day!

Smooches!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 08:42 PM (SISGq


Ya know, if ace is linking live cams for threads, I might have a few suggestions. Just saying.

Posted by: Going yard at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (ImCOk)

330 I like the one floating on his back. No cares, no worries. What a life.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (gLRfa)

331 321


Holy shit, did you see the tranny sign language guy with Whitmer?? Horrific.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:48 PM (ud0EU)

LOL, is that the chick with the eyebrows and googly eyes?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (ufFY8)

332 316 Otters??!?

Surprise anal can't be far behind.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2020 08:47 PM (Z4rgH


True. It's close behind.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (+b1ew)

333 FWIW the St. Paul LEO are using "Intrepid", a secure app for cellular comms so we can't hear everything they say. It's not in the app store BTW.... obviously.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (3H9h1)

334
Surprise anal can't be far behind.
Posted by: GnuBreed

*cough*
see 269

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (Y7RNP)

335 Some action in LA again. No details yet. Probably not much.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (El6T/)

336 thathalfrican, here's the thing about staying put with a viable warning system: do you dare to sleep tonight? In a sort-of similar situation (fire, not riots), I did not. Had I had a place to go, out of the path, where I could sleep, I'd have gone there. As it was, I had to stay awake all night.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (dOV9E)

337 I have an old analog radio police/fd scanner.
I turn it on now, nothing.
On any channel.
Has everything gone digital?
(yes, 20 years ago or so)

Anyway, I would have the thing on all day, very low volume.
I could often tell by the tone of the voices whether or not shit was getting real.

Sports events are going to be allowed to be held, no one in the stands. Same with concert venues, no one in the seats.

I am having trouble understanding all of this.

Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (w7KSn)

338 it's literally hundreds of people converging on one location, and people running stolen goods back and forth to waiting cars with getaway drivers.
Posted by: Walter Freeman


Self organizing entrepreneurial Americans!

Posted by: Miklos, thinking Toqueville saw different at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)

339 Are there any stand alone bookstores left?

There's an idea- halfrican, go print out a big Barnes & Noble sign for your house. (And go find a hotel for the night)

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (/52yu)

340
LOL, is that the chick with the eyebrows and googly eyes?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


If by chick with googly eyes you mean man who looks Sandra Bernhart, then yes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (ud0EU)

341 @319: "And now a group of 50 motorcyclists showed up at the grocery store"

I wish we could gather up a vigilante group to protect the two grocery stores around here.

They were mostly spared last night, but I'm not optimistic they'll stay that way for long without more serious security precautions.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (+oVP5)

342 If you want a friend in this town get an otter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 08:46 PM (mht8P)


I went to the pet store, asked if they had any otter...

Pet store guy: Otter what.

Me: An otter animal

PSG: What otter animal.

Me: An otter

PSG: Otter animal?

Me: Yes.

PSG: You'll have to try an otter store.

Me: Which store is the otter store?

PSG: I don't know, any otter store.

Me: How will I know which store is an otter store?

PSG: It won't be de swan.

Me: I never said I wanted de swan.

PSG: Then what did you come in here for?

Me: Who said anything about cows?

PSG: Third base!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (hku12)

343 Twitter: We are the arbiters of truth and will fact check Trump all day and twice on Thursday.

Also Twitter: We've got no opinion on this fake photo of the Minnesota cop accused of murder being at a Trump rally.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (+b1ew)

344
I like the one floating on his back. No cares, no worries. What a life.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (gLRfa)


What do you expect? He's at the top of the sex chain.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (mht8P)

345 You mean MG-42 replicas? Smith Machine does Soviet DPM semi-auto replicas, a cool $3K. But mighty cool.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:44 PM (El6T/)

No FG-42s. Same company. $5k, but I want.

https://tinyurl.com/y6w7zh4c

They make them in .308 and 8mm (at least they used to on the 8mm.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (A5zUN)

346 halfrican I would go with if you send the family, AND have the wife and kids helping scan media for roads to avoid. But mainly be with them, don't send them off with only a car to protect them if they would get caught up in shit. You can always come back to protect the house once you have the family in a safe harbor.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (T9Hmo)

347 Dr Siegel just trashed the German she male governor of Michigan.
Why is Trump quiet about these Dem governors?

Posted by: Avi at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (5MfqZ)

348 ''Do these "governors" go anywhere without their sign language signers? They look like personal slaves like the Romans had.''

If only they had the slave that whispered in your ear that basically"You ain't all that"' like the Romans did.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (gLRfa)

349 338 it's literally hundreds of people converging on one location, and people running stolen goods back and forth to waiting cars with getaway drivers.
Posted by: Walter Freeman


Self organizing entrepreneurial Americans!
Posted by: Miklos, thinking Toqueville saw different at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (QzkSJ)

The Sicilian Mafia? The Tong? Just expressing their cultural heritage!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (NgKpN)

350 Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 08:49 PM (3H9h1)

I'd sure like to hear hogmartin's assessment of the SIGNAL app!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (ZMXpM)

351 OK, Horde, who is 25+ miles south on 52 or 494?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (k16aq)

352 Otters hold hands while they sleep!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (SISGq)

353 Email in the nic.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off a


It didn't show.

In the URL box type mailto:mymail.com and then your nick will be red.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (gd9RK)

354 @333: "FWIW the St. Paul LEO are using 'Intrepid', a secure app for cellular comms so we can't hear everything they say."

They're also radio frequency jumping between channels reserved for rural MN counties.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (+oVP5)

355 Agenda Free TV is free on UToob - been watching it since last night.

Miklos, a guy (Russian immigrant) had a DP-28 at the range last week, he'd built it from a parts kit, which meant welding the receiver back together. Was cool to see one.

I've researched the PPsh-41 kits and unfortunately they require significant metal work beyond my ability.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:53 PM (El6T/)

356 PSG: Third base!
Posted by: BurtTC


Why I otter....

Posted by: Moe "Miklos" Howard at May 28, 2020 08:53 PM (QzkSJ)

357 347 Dr Siegel just trashed the German she male governor of Michigan.
Why is Trump quiet about these Dem governors?
Posted by: Avi at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (5MfqZ)


"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:53 PM (dOV9E)

358 Great movie, "The Wanderers". I'm not a gang/gun moll type but I find these gang movies fascinating. It would make a good light pairing with the darker "The Warriors".

Per Wiki: The crew also encountered trouble from former members of the "real" Baldies, who complained the film portrayed the Baldies incorrectly, saying: "[The movie] is a lie! This was not a bad neighborhood. There was no crime, no robbery. Murder, yes, but no crime!"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2020 08:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

359 341 @319: "And now a group of 50 motorcyclists showed up at the grocery store"

I wish we could gather up a vigilante group to protect the two grocery stores around here.

They were mostly spared last night, but I'm not optimistic they'll stay that way for long without more serious security precautions.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:50 PM (+oVP5)

Clearly these Racist Bikers will need to be prosecuted to the full extent of the law, for their vigilante behavior!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 08:53 PM (NgKpN)

360 Works?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 08:54 PM (yIDYK)

361 New business idea: "Rooftop Koreans For Hire."

The franchise rights alone...

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:54 PM (dOV9E)

362 You guys do realize Ace is a man who looks like Sandra Bernhard?

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 08:55 PM (QLPEO)

363
An otter with the bloodied nose are the females during mating season.
The instead of grabbing them by the hoha the males grab them by the nose with their teeth.
Also the aquarium has a big ass octopus as well.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 28, 2020 08:55 PM (t6XCL)

364 He broke me. Ace broke me.

Posted by: Sandra Bernhard at May 28, 2020 08:55 PM (sWM8x)

365 ''Otters hold hands while they sleep!''

Aww..really? So cute.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:56 PM (gLRfa)

366

Mike's (Lindell) 14 near death experiences. 14.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:56 PM (XvfQ9)

367 You're a lying dog-faced otter soldier.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 08:56 PM (pK7cg)

368
Ace doesn't look like Sandra Bernhard! He looks like the ewok on Star Treks.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (ud0EU)

369 365 ''Otters hold hands while they sleep!''

Aww..really? So cute.
Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 08:56 PM (gLRfa)


So do NeverTrumpers.

Not nearly as cute.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (dOV9E)

370 A nice .22lr with a scope will hold off a crowd pretty good, at a distance.
It will at least give them pause.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (w7KSn)

371 @362: "You guys do realize Ace is a man who looks like Sandra Bernhard?"

Sounds like Ace has a future in sign language translation if blogging and professional shelf installation doesn't succeed.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (+oVP5)

372
Tobacco store owner fired off a shotgun round into the air.
Rioters moved next door.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (Rz5ej)

373 Shit, halfrican

Be safe. Stay with your family. Things can be replaced.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (SISGq)

374 I've researched the PPsh-41 kits and unfortunately they require significant metal work beyond my ability.
Posted by: rhomboid


Shhhh

PPshhhhh


The Hungarians have items that are not officially for sale. Officially.

Czechs, Slovaks and Poles the same.

DO NOT ASK ABOUT THE BULGARIANS

Posted by: MiklosIMPEX at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (QzkSJ)

375 347 Dr Siegel just trashed the German she male governor of Michigan.
Why is Trump quiet about these Dem governors?
Posted by: Avi at May 28, 2020 08:51 PM (5MfqZ)


Different leverage, different strategy.

The POTUS has a lot of back-channel stuff he can use without telling the press.

But Whitmer, by her actions, shows that she is an enemy of the United States.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (sy5kK)

376 368
Ace doesn't look like Sandra Bernhard! He looks like the ewok on Star Treks.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (ud0EU)


Better than that teen Wolf guy from Star Wars.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (+b1ew)

377 Oh, not at all. My department is chock full or morons - the small M morons. Didn't mean to get all Karen-y.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:58 PM (bkUtD)

378 I get it, Wyatt. We get frustrated is all. Don't hold it against me. Stay safe, brother.



My reply was for this. Apparently I am also a small M moron.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 08:58 PM (bkUtD)

379 thathalfrican - note that incident against car in residential area at N. Griggs and Lafond - have no idea if that's near you, but it's off the commercial avenues

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:58 PM (El6T/)

380


Oh bullshit! Fck you Mike Tobin. "They don't want to wait for the process." They just want to loot and riot you fucking twat. It has nothing to do with George Floyd

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:58 PM (XvfQ9)

381 368
Ace doesn't look like Sandra Bernhard! He looks like the ewok on Star Treks.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (ud0EU)

Didn't a cob post a screen cap of ace doing a talking head show WAAAAY back?

All I remember is thinking: I bet that dude has to shave starting at his eyelids.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 08:58 PM (A5zUN)

382 372
Tobacco store owner fired off a shotgun round into the air.
Rioters moved next door.
Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 08:57 PM (Rz5ej)


We call that Korean Student Body Right.

Posted by: Korean Coaching Staff at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (sy5kK)

383
Wow, Daphne on Frasier has no boobs. She has tiny bumps.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (ud0EU)

384
They make them in .308 and 8mm (at least they used to on the 8mm.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
-----

The Mauser M98 round? Jeebers.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (pK7cg)

385 Tobacco store owner fired shotgun as warning shot - apparently it worked.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (El6T/)

386 "Why is Trump quiet about these Dem governors?"

Never stop your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (6XZdO)

387 Oops /Paste eater

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 08:59 PM (pK7cg)

388 Mike's (Lindell) 14 near death experiences. 14.
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Pillow goes under head

Not over

Posted by: Miklos, happy that Mike learned this at May 28, 2020 09:00 PM (QzkSJ)

389 >>>Wow, Daphne on Frasier has no boobs. She has tiny bumps.


Very pretty, but agreed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 09:00 PM (bkUtD)

390 halfrican, sig worked this time. Prayers to you and your family for your safety.

Posted by: gdgm+ at May 28, 2020 09:00 PM (ExnWy)

391 @383: "Wow, Daphne on Frasier has no boobs. She has tiny bumps."

To be fair, Niles would never gonna fall for a big breasted woman.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 09:01 PM (+oVP5)

392 OK, Horde, who is 25+ miles south on 52 or 494?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (k16aq)
----------
I'm just south of 169 and 13, but we're up north for 5 days, took the grandkids. Their parents are supposed to come up tomorrow but the son in laws dept has been called in to help out in St Paul. Prayers up, he's a good man.

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 28, 2020 09:01 PM (wGGAu)

393
Niles is homo.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 09:01 PM (ud0EU)

394
Shit!
They're chasing cars on the highway!
Boys, I'd get to high ground and hunker down.
Knock down anything that threatens.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:01 PM (Rz5ej)

395 There was at least one guy shot by a store-owner (I think) last night. Dunno how that turned out.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 09:02 PM (El6T/)

396 Halfrican, time to move.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 28, 2020 09:02 PM (Dc2NZ)

397 Prayers up, he's a good man.
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 28, 2020 09:01 PM (wGGAu)

Prayers up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:02 PM (ZMXpM)

398 Is the national guard there yet?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:02 PM (+b1ew)

399 If you live in the country, you get to point and laugh.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (mhSbP)

400 Looting a Dollar Tree? Why?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)

401 "Dunno how that turned out."

mothafukka dead

Posted by: attila the thrilla at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (w7KSn)

402 *ponders stocking up on #1 buck*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (dP625)

403
MSNBC talking-head clips on Tucker show me who the most dangerous enemy is.

And who the rioters get their ideas from.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (sy5kK)

404 >>>Is the national guard there yet?


I'm hoping for napalm. University of Minnesota cut ties with the MPD yesterday. It's gonna suck when the rioters trash the campus and the cops sit by and giggle.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (bkUtD)

405 ''Do these "governors" go anywhere without their sign language signers? They look like personal slaves like the Romans had.''

***********


Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.

Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle,

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (m45I2)

406 Looting a Dollar Tree? Why?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)

Think of the savings!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (ZMXpM)

407 Niles is homo.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Ima declassify yo ass

Posted by: Ric Grenell, Ass Buster par Excellance at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (QzkSJ)

408

Did anyone know that Hannity does mixed martial arts? He hardly ever mentions it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (XvfQ9)

409 400 Looting a Dollar Tree? Why?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)

A dollah makes me hollah!

Posted by: Honey Boo Boo at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (mhSbP)

410 Rhomboid. Not close to me thankfully.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (yIDYK)

411 I am assuming you are talking about the unpleasantness in Minneapolis. Not a typical day in any other blue city.

Posted by: tubal at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (90T4r)

412 >>>I am assuming you are talking about the unpleasantness in Minneapolis. Not a typical day in any other blue city.



A little of both.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 09:05 PM (bkUtD)

413 Oh, halfrican, that's awful. My two cents: if you've got a route planned and a safe place for your family, go with them.

I see the videos and think of Detroit. The riots were before I was born, but the burned husks of the highrises still stood on Brush Street when I attended Wayne State in the '90s. Detroit was a bigger, better city than Minneapolis is now. The looters and arsonists will wreck things for so many people, they have no idea.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 28, 2020 09:05 PM (/+bwe)

414 Chasing cars on a freeway does not seem like a good life choice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (A5zUN)

415 @394: "They're chasing cars on the highway!"

In the grand scheme of things, most of the looting has been somewhat restrained so far.

I'll begin to really, really worry if they start smashing up random apartment buildings and houses, but if we're being honest, then I gotta say that kinda property damage increases the odds of live fire retaliation exponentially.

Cosplay anarchists aren't that brave. Some of the little bangers traveling in unlicensed car packs might be, but not the macho pink haired college types.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (+oVP5)

416 Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 28, 2020 09:05 PM (/+bwe)

I have an idea where I'll go if we gotta bug out.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (yIDYK)

417 I'd sure like to hear hogmartin's assessment of the SIGNAL app!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 08:52 PM (ZMXpM)


I haven't researched Signal at all. It's got a few CVEs out*, but I haven't used it so I can't say how exploitable they are, and none of them appears at first glance to be something you could use to hijack a session. Telegram has a vulnerability that was exploited during the HK protests; if you have access to every possible phone number in a region (like China does), you can just add them all to your contacts list and wait for them to show up.

*
https://tinyurl.com/yb7y4j2k

Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (t+qrx)

418 I'm a little behind now.

But 1% - the Quisling of Milk - made me laugh out loud. Luckily, in my hotel room.

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (QgEgJ)

419
414 Chasing cars on a freeway does not seem like a good life choice.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (A5zUN)

Dogs gonna be dogs.

Posted by: tubal at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (90T4r)

420 Looting a Dollar Tree? Why?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Buy a man food from a Dollar Tree, he will eat for a day.

Teach him to loot a Dollar Tree, and he will eat until he loots the Family Dollar.

Posted by: Wisdom by Miklos at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (QzkSJ)

421 >>>I have an idea where I'll go if we gotta bug out.


Cleveland!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (bkUtD)

422
This might offend; you've been warned...


I hate fucking monkeys, mimes, and clowns. I also hate sign language signers. I hate them.

They all make those stupid faces when signing. Like mimes and clowns.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (ud0EU)

423 402 *ponders stocking up on #1 buck*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (dP625)


If you can't find any, I can lend you some.

Also have double-aught and #4 Buck, but I am kinda short on slugs.

Sorry.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (sy5kK)

424 Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 09:06 PM (+oVP5)

You still holed up in your apartment? Doing ok?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (yIDYK)

425 Trump "excited" about all kinds of your $$$ (well, digital dollars created by keystrokes and underwritten mostly by a world so effed up that *our* paper is the most secure) going to various transportation things around the country.

Including something in Portland.

Where anyone supporting him can be literally assaulted - maybe killed - in plain view, with the complete indifference of "law enforcement" or most of the population.

Put a sock in the 1970s NYC Democrat pork-barrel PR, Donnie.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (El6T/)

426 Listening to Tucker, it's obvious that Minneapolis is doing everything possible to guarantee that this keeps on getting bigger and bigger. They're out and out inviting people to loot by their weak response.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (V2Yro)

427 Shouldn't those otters be stealing TVs from target to protest the white Europeans from skinning their asses and selling their their pelts. Burn it all down, otter mofos!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (+qbBa)

428 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (bkUtD)

East Cleveland to be precise.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (yIDYK)

429 Sounds like a bunch of lowlifes, using a dead guy as a pretext to act like lowlifes.

Posted by: tubal at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (90T4r)

430
Do these "governors" go anywhere without their sign language signers? They look like personal slaves like the Romans had

Their other job is waving the ostrich-feather flabellums when the governor is carried on the sedia gestatoria.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (mht8P)

431 >>>East Cleveland to be precise.


Maybe you'll meet TruCon Hugh Hewitt! /eyeroll

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (bkUtD)

432 The Land of Cleavage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:08 PM (A5zUN)

433 I haven't researched Signal at all. It's got a few CVEs out



CVE=escort Carrier

Ok I want

It's like a Starter Hobby Carrier

Posted by: Miklos Mitscher at May 28, 2020 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)

434 I hate fucking monkeys, mimes, and clowns. I also hate sign language signers. I hate them.
They all make those stupid faces when signing. Like mimes and clowns.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (ud0EU)

what kind of faces do they make when you're fucking them?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 09:09 PM (V2Yro)

435 @424: "You still holed up in your apartment? Doing ok?"

Okay, so far, and thanks for asking.

I walked the neighborhood last night between midnight and 3am. I wanted to keep an eye on things and see for myself.

Tonight, no walking around, but I will sit our parking lot, and make sure no one comes here to cause trouble.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 09:10 PM (+oVP5)

436 402 *ponders stocking up on #1 buck*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (dP625)

Mike, if you be pondering, I be wondering.

why you ain't been listening to Weasel.

Posted by: RI Red at May 28, 2020 09:10 PM (fEY/q)

437 thathalfrican, A wise man is proactive not reactive.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 09:10 PM (k16aq)

438 The Land of Cleavage.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


The Land that Gravity Forgot

Posted by: Miklosian B-Movies in Panacolor 'cause budget at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)

439 I'm Eric Stratton, rush chairman. Damn glad to meet you.

Posted by: Otter at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (kVr0X)

440
Good man, Walter.
Don't be a hero. Make sure any first call is family, second 911, third attorney.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (Rz5ej)

441 420 Looting a Dollar Tree? Why?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Buy a man food from a Dollar Tree, he will eat for a day.

Teach him to loot a Dollar Tree, and he will eat until he loots the Family Dollar.
Posted by: Wisdom by Miklos at May 28, 2020 09:07 PM (QzkSJ)

It's the Kaboom Kids. They don't think they're worth any more than Dollar Tree loot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (V2Yro)

442 When are the riots over the black guy beating the 75 year old white man in the nursing home going to start?Why do I ask this silly questions?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:36 PM (XvfQ9)

When are riots starting in Wichita for the innocent guy who was SWATted and shot by police for stepping outside on his porch?

Posted by: FloridaMan at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (r28kI)

443 CVE=escort Carrier

Ok I want

It's like a Starter Hobby Carrier
Posted by: Miklos Mitscher at May 28, 2020 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)


Calling them "Jeep Carriers" just makes me want to ramp jeeps off the flight deck into the water.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (t+qrx)

444 I have an idea where I'll go if we gotta bug out.

-

Hang dai. Fathers have different obligations.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC says 1/3rd of 1 percent of infected will die from the Kung Fu Grippe at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (RrgoP)

445 Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 09:10 PM (k16aq)

I am ready to leave at a moments notice. I have a VERY good source that will let me know if its bail time.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (yIDYK)

446 It concerns me that reading the word-otter-makes me wince reflexively. Will it ever be thus, or is this something one grows out of?

Posted by: Major Hochstetter at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (2E8pG)

447 Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 09:10 PM (+oVP5)

Dont be a hero fam.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (yIDYK)

448 438 The Land of Cleavage.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


The Land that Gravity Forgot
Posted by: Miklosian B-Movies in Panacolor 'cause budget at May 28, 2020 09:11 PM (QzkSJ)

---------

Planet of Perkiness

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (kVr0X)

449 Shots fired at/near CO capitol in Denver.

Now, that's wrong, obviously, but need to admit I sympathize with the sentiment (though probably for completely different reasons ....).

I don't know, I don't have the sense the festivities will spread all that much. Though the truly astonishingly stupid and corrupt people running Dem cities now might make it possible.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (El6T/)

450 Mike's (Lindell) 14 near death experiences. 14.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 08:56 PM (XvfQ9)


sometimes Life has got to curbstomp you a couple of times to get through.
Hitting bottom may not be enough to get someone's attention.

Mr. Lindell was clearly is a resistant learner.


(coming back is hard, very hard. I do not make fun of anyone for making it. However, sometimes you got to accept that things happen for a reason, and follow up with a "but WTF man!")

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (WyVLE)

451 At least Walter is straight up about it.

Ain't seen A.H. Lloyd lately.

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:13 PM (QgEgJ)

452 Looting a Dollar Tree? Why?
--

I hope someone gets video of the gangsta guys wearing glow stick necklaces.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC says 1/3rd of 1 percent of infected will die from the Kung Fu Grippe at May 28, 2020 09:13 PM (RrgoP)

453 I also hate sign language signers. I hate them.

************

Flip the bird, both hands

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at May 28, 2020 09:13 PM (m45I2)

454 CVE - Combustible Vulnerable Expendable

Converted cargo ships, they didn't do well in combat - weren't meant to take hits.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 09:14 PM (El6T/)

455 Robbie - you are right and I am prepared. Got a plan.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:14 PM (yIDYK)

456 I also hate sign language signers. I hate them.




Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Devil horns. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.

Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (GvEen)

457 >> I also hate sign language signers. I hate them.


This. So rude.

Though I do enjoy a Karen with like 1 semester of American Sign trying to talk to an actual Signer.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (1PzFi)

458 Did anyone steal a job application?

Posted by: Honey Boo Boo at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (mhSbP)

459 They all make those stupid faces when signing. Like mimes and clowns.

-

We're close friends with a deaf couple. The added context matters a LOT. Those faces are part of the language.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC says 1/3rd of 1 percent of infected will die from the Kung Fu Grippe at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (RrgoP)

460 Scarlett gets the job done.
https://tinyurl.com/ybt5nyed

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (0V/8D)

461 Tucker just called them rioters.
Posted by: Redenzo at May 28, 2020 08:01 PM (E7vND)



Riotters?

Posted by: Smash'em at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (1gV6P)

462 I hate fucking monkeys, mimes, and clowns. I also hate sign language signers. I hate them.

--------

The fake ones are kind of funny. The rest are bullshit virtue signaling tools that are supposed to scream INCLUSIVE.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (kVr0X)

463 458 Did anyone steal a job application?
Posted by: Honey Boo Boo at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (mhSbP)

Whatever happened to that urchin?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (A5zUN)

464 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (TdMsT)

465 Half - remember the Legion of Gloom ? Keep it on the down low.


*Too Sweet*

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (QgEgJ)

466 Its A dangerous mutant and should be killed.

You sound like the attending doctor at my birth.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (abAu5)

467 I am ready to leave at a moments notice. I have a VERY good source that will let me know if its bail time.
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM

Good. I hope it doesn't come to that.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (/+bwe)

468 Test

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (eJn7u)

469 Dollar stores have the beer.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (QLPEO)

470 Off fat kid sock

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (mhSbP)

471 Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (QgEgJ)

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

Too sweet.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (yIDYK)

472 Good evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (TdMsT)

----------

*looks around*

*puffs pipe*

We shall see.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (kVr0X)

473 60 Scarlett gets the job done.
https://tinyurl.com/ybt5nyed
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (0V/8D)


Risky link of the day?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (+b1ew)

474 Riotters?
Posted by: Smash'em at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (1gV6P)

Donald!
Daisy!
Goofy!
Pluto!
Minney!
Mickey!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (A5zUN)

475 thathalfrican:

If you've got one, walk with a cane. No one will bother you for having a stick you can beat people with, and you've got a stick you can beat people with if you need it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC says 1/3rd of 1 percent of infected will die from the Kung Fu Grippe at May 28, 2020 09:18 PM (RrgoP)

476 Unbanned???

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 28, 2020 09:18 PM (eJn7u)

477 >>I am ready to leave at a moments notice. I have a VERY good source that will let me know if its bail time.


Have you started Armoring Up your Vehicle with Various Household Items?

Be nice to have a Cattle Pusher when the time comes.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:18 PM (1PzFi)

478 >>> 451 At least Walter is straight up about it.

Ain't seen A.H. Lloyd lately.
Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:13 PM (QgEgJ)

?

Lloyd is in the *other* northern MI state, Michigan.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 28, 2020 09:18 PM (0ReGO)

479

Hey, thathalfrican, stay safe!

There is a large similar sentiment in Seattle, but since we have had legal weed for 7 years now, all most of them want is free pizza, and they are still waiting for delivery.

So far.


In the meantime, nothing wrong with loading magazines.

Can never have too many loaded magazines.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (sy5kK)

480 >>>I hate fucking monkeys, mimes, and clowns. I also hate sign language signers. I hate them.



You know what I hate? Carnies. Circus folk. Smell like cabbage.

Posted by: Austin Powers at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (bkUtD)

481 Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (0V/8D)





Risky link of the day?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (+b1ew)
Everybody's fully clothed, but, um, something is prominent.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (0V/8D)

482 472 Good evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 09:15 PM (TdMsT)

----------

*looks around*

*puffs pipe*

We shall see.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (kVr0X)


*tightens silk bathrobe sash*

*pours a brandy*

*looks fondly at my collection of leather bound books*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (+b1ew)

483 Robbie - no cane. Got a bo staff somewhere.

Garret - lol nope we just dipping.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (yIDYK)

484 406 Looting a Dollar Tree? Why?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)

Think of the savings!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (ZMXpM)



I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (TdMsT)

485 The #1 concern of governors nationwide, is that the hearing impaired community doesn't miss out on all the incredible wisdom they spew.

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (6XZdO)

486 469 Dollar stores have the beer.
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:16 PM (QLPEO)

Really? What kind of beer?

Red,White, and Blue? Old Milwaukee? Piels?

Hard pass.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:20 PM (mhSbP)

487 446 It concerns me that reading the word-otter-makes me wince reflexively. Will it ever be thus, or is this something one grows out of?
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at May 28, 2020 09:12 PM (2E8pG)


Consider the wise words of Lawrence in Office Space:

"Protect your cornhole, Bud"

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:20 PM (dOV9E)

488 Ain't seen A.H. Lloyd lately.


Discreet


I am a ware that some people use obfuscatory "socks" here.

Some people (flips hair dismissively)

Posted by: Miklos, who sees official writer people write "discrete" at May 28, 2020 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)

489 Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (+b1ew)

*puts on red bandana*

*takes shirt off*

*goes for machine gun*

*realizes I have no machine gun and am out of shape*

*puts shirt back on*

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:20 PM (yIDYK)

490
The #1 concern of governors nationwide, is that the hearing impaired community doesn't miss out on all the incredible wisdom they spew.
Posted by: Chris M

Closed Caption is just in Beta.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:20 PM (Rz5ej)

491 Up twinkles both hands, left hand "OK" sign, right index finger in the hole, "Thanks for cleaning my toilet bowl", hand binoculars, fingers in ears, tea-sipper little finger extended, thumb and pinkie finger extended hold up to ear mouth "call me", Australian crawl, pinch nose with thumb and index finger, snap fingers three times, bunny ears hop right to left, change hands hop left to right, finger gun thumb hammer "bang, bang, bang", Itsy bitsy spider up the waterspout, Three Stooges eye poke.

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (m45I2)

492 484 406 Looting a Dollar Tree? Why?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)

Think of the savings!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:04 PM (ZMXpM)



I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl--now mask-free! at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (TdMsT)

Yeah that one was pretty good.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (mhSbP)

493 Robbie - no cane. Got a bo staff somewhere.

-

I comment about it often, but you can have a three foot piece of hardwood with a rubber tip at the ground end and the cops at the court house will smile hold the door for you to come in.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - CDC says 1/3rd of 1 percent of infected will die from the Kung Fu Grippe at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (RrgoP)

494
why you ain't been listening to Weasel.
Posted by: RI Red
-------

I hang on every word that the man utters, but, I'm a procrastinator. There, I said it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (GBHAb)

495 Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:17 PM (yIDYK)
Reach out to Insom or Weasel to get my email. Hang in there.

And seriously - we're getting close to bail time. Time to vote with your feet.

*too sweet*

Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (QgEgJ)

496 I am a ware that some people use obfuscatory "socks" here.

No way!

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (abAu5)

497 I am a ware that some people use obfuscatory "socks" here.

Some people (flips hair dismissively)
Posted by: Miklos


Now I'm seeing Kenneth Mars from What's Up Doc.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (Qf83p)

498 Inhale, and...

Thumbs in ears, tongue out, waggle fingers.
Right hand palm down, leaping dolphin right to left.
Left hand index finger and thumb pinch nose.
Right hand wave mystery odor away.
"OK" sign tap hand on chest three times.
Point both index fingers to the sky "Sosa hit a homerun!" style.
Hands in armpits, flap, flap, flap!
Thumb and index finger to forehead- "loser".
Pick a booger from nose...not really a sign for anything, I just had an itch. Right. Now back to it...
Two finger bunny hop from left to right. One, two, three.
Flip the bird. Sieg Heil arm raise.
Parade float princess wave...

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at May 28, 2020 09:22 PM (m45I2)

499 I can't stop laughing.
---
Yeah, Hrothgar got me with that one, too.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (sWM8x)

500

Remember, if the police refuse to keep order, they are part of the problem, not the solution. Be it in Minneapolis, Portland, or Seattle.

No matter who pays them.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (sy5kK)

501 wanking motion

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (m45I2)

502 *looks fondly at my collection of leather bound books*

Posted by: AlaBAMA


Handsome leather bound books.

If you bought them for the looks (lawyers bought lots), the crazy stuff inside is an actual language.

Really.

Posted by: Miklos, former Hungarian antique exporter at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)

503 She may be a bad actress, but her cleavage is acceptable:

https://tinyurl.com/yct639gl

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (A5zUN)

504 Posted by: Things Best Left Unsaid at May 28, 2020 09:21 PM (QgEgJ)

Will do but if you're still here. Email is in the nic.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (yIDYK)

505 482 *tightens silk bathrobe sash*
*pours a brandy*
*looks fondly at my collection of leather bound books*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (+b1ew)


*tightens mink jock strap*
*pours a well-aged Armagnac*
*looks fondly at my collection of leather-bound hoes*

"Well, I guess it's back to jail soon"

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at May 28, 2020 09:24 PM (dOV9E)

506 Can never have too many loaded magazines.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (sy5kK)

Step # 1: buy more magazines

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:24 PM (ZMXpM)

507 Auto Zone on fire.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (sWM8x)

508 Step # 1: buy more magazines
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:24 PM (ZMXpM)

Didn't Playboy go out of business?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (A5zUN)

509 /sock

Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (m45I2)

510 I'm not sure we should really consider Ice Cream Sandwiches as Sandwiches.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (1PzFi)

511 There's a story of a wedding photographer in Texas that is threatening to sue one of their customers, after he complained publicly that they wouldn't refund his deposit after his fiance died. Talk about bad will!

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (6XZdO)

512 505 482 *tightens silk bathrobe sash*
*pours a brandy*
*looks fondly at my collection of leather bound books*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:19 PM (+b1ew)

*tightens mink jock strap*
*pours a well-aged Armagnac*
*looks fondly at my collection of leather-bound hoes*

"Well, I guess it's back to jail soon"
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at May 28, 2020 09:24 PM (dOV9E)

*scratches crotch*
*smells fingers*
*starts looking for the Fabreeze*

Posted by: Cultured Moron at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (A5zUN)

513 507 Auto Zone on fire.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (sWM8x)


This wheel's on fire?
Rolling down the road?

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (dOV9E)

514 In the United States Navy, Aircraft Carriers consist of ships commissioned with hull classification symbols CV (aircraft carrier), CVA (attack aircraft carrier), CVB (large aircraft carrier), CVL (light aircraft carrier), CVN aircraft carrier (nuclear propulsion).

The "America" class (2) LHA are considered "light aircraft carriers" because they can carry up to 12-ish F-35B (V-TOL) stealth fighters.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (3H9h1)

515 507 Auto Zone on fire.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (sWM8x


It's the cans! Stay away from the cans!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (+b1ew)

516 I hang on every word that the man utters, but, I'm a procrastinator. There, I said it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Thin air up there top o' th' mountain.

Slows a man down sometimes.

Posted by: Miklos, at c. 217 feet above Sea Level at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)

517 What is black and brown communities in progressive speak?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:27 PM (vRd8t)

518 510 I'm not sure we should really consider Ice Cream Sandwiches as Sandwiches.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (1PzFi)


Jonah? Is that you?

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:27 PM (dOV9E)

519 What is black and brown communities in progressive speak?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


The Urban Market.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (Qf83p)

520 If someone shouted "get down" at the rioters would they all start dancing?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (Uu+Jp)

521 If you bought them for the looks (lawyers bought lots), the crazy stuff inside is an actual language.

Really.
Posted by: Miklos, former Hungarian antique exporter at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)


There's...like stuff inside??

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (+b1ew)

522 507 Auto Zone on fire.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (sWM8x)

Started stocking Tesla parts ?

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (mhSbP)

523 Yeah, Hrothgar got me with that one, too.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:23 PM (sWM8x)

And I did it with a marginal internet link, standing on a chalk mark with my iPhone!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (ZMXpM)

524 Is it time for cops to open fire?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (yIDYK)

525 520 If someone shouted "get down" at the rioters would they all start dancing?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (Uu+Jp)


I first heard that joke in 1967.

Vietnam themed, but the same joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (sy5kK)

526 520 If someone shouted "get down" at the rioters would they all start dancing?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (Uu+Jp)


I would...

*moon walks while keeping eye contact*

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (+b1ew)

527 519 What is black and brown communities in progressive speak?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie

The Urban Market.
Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:28 PM (Qf83p)


One of the best lines in the great Plinkett reviews of the Star Wars prequels was:

The Urban Market once stole my television.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)

528 I first heard that joke in 1967.

Vietnam themed, but the same joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (sy5kK)

I know, blushing.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (Uu+Jp)

529 If you didn't snatch a 65" OLED during this fiasco, you ain't black.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (mhSbP)

530 They're having trouble organizing enough police to protect the firemen who need to get to the Auto Zone fire.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (sWM8x)

531 /sock
Posted by: Muldoon


THIS is the kind of meta-concept only Dali and Gertude Stein could have come up with after an all-night absinthe bender.

Or Muldoon

Posted by: Miklos, dilettante aesthete at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)

532 I would...

*moon walks while keeping eye contact*
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (+b1ew)

Too much eye contact can be creepy.

Posted by: Possibly talking about something else... at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (A5zUN)

533 524 Is it time for cops to open fire?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (yIDYK)


Whether it is or not, I don't think they will do that.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)

534 Didn't Playboy go out of business?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:25 PM (A5zUN)

Good riddance I say!

Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:31 PM (ZMXpM)

535 >>> 511 There's a story of a wedding photographer in Texas that is threatening to sue one of their customers, after he complained publicly that they wouldn't refund his deposit after his fiance died. Talk about bad will!
Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:26 PM (6XZdO)

Well... how exactly did the fiance die??

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 28, 2020 09:31 PM (0ReGO)

536 I'm just saying.

I serve you two pieces of wafer thin bread with a slab of cheese between them, the first thing you are gonna ask me - "You call this a Sandwich?".

It's really a poor choice. A Chipwich is more Snadwich than an Ice Cream Sandwich and even they had the decency to come up with a (mostly) unique name.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:31 PM (1PzFi)

537 Too much eye contact can be creepy.
Posted by: Possibly talking about something else... at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (A5zUN)


That's why you wink every minute or so. Puts the ladies at ease.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:32 PM (+b1ew)

538
Thin air up there top o' th' mountain.

Slows a man down sometimes.
Posted by: Miklos
--------
" Time passes slowly up here in the mountains. We sit beside bridges and walk beside fountains. And catch the wild fishes that swim in the streams. Time passes slow when you're lost in a dream."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:32 PM (pK7cg)

539 Riotters?

Italian cheese, right?

Posted by: dartist at May 28, 2020 09:32 PM (K22Va)

540 524 Is it time for cops to open fire?

We've been listening to the scanner for St. Paul for about 6 hours. There is no incentive for the PoPo to go on the offensive from what we're hearing.

They run from fire to fire, looting to looting and do nothing but observe.

We've heard an occasional call for "gas" (tear gas) but nothing more.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 09:32 PM (3H9h1)

541 404 >>>Is the national guard there yet?

I'm hoping for napalm. University of Minnesota cut ties with the MPD yesterday. It's gonna suck when the rioters trash the campus and the cops sit by and giggle.

-------

I am so hoping for this. A commie University burning to the ground would be the perfect accompaniment for my popcorn indulgence.

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (TnwAJ)

542 528 I first heard that joke in 1967.

Vietnam themed, but the same joke.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:29 PM (sy5kK)

I know, blushing.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (Uu+Jp)


And the truth shall set you free!

Except for some parts of Minneapolis, apparently.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (sy5kK)

543 As a horny teen, in the pre-Internet era, I loved Playboy, and hated Hustler. Playboy showed a lot less of the goodies, but they seemed to really appreciate all that is wonderful about women. Hustler showed it all, but they seemed to hate women. Easy choice.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (dOV9E)

544 You ain't black if you ain't stealing a single display tire before burning down the Dollar Tree!

Posted by: Jo Biden at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (Sc1df)

545 The "America" class (2) LHA are considered "light aircraft carriers" because they can carry up to 12-ish F-35B (V-TOL) stealth fighters.
Posted by: Martini Farmer


OK-right now I'm just learning to drive a big-ass motorhome.

Much bigger than the bus I took to school.

Posted by: Short Bus Miklos at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (QzkSJ)

546 Its people

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (PUmDY)

547 Penthouse was better than hustler.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:34 PM (+b1ew)

548 As a horny teen, in the pre-Internet era, I loved Playboy, and hated Hustler. Playboy showed a lot less of the goodies, but they seemed to really appreciate all that is wonderful about women. Hustler showed it all, but they seemed to hate women. Easy choice.
Posted by: Splunge



Hah. So true.

Posted by: eleven at May 28, 2020 09:34 PM (Qf83p)

549 540

When the rioters get really out of control, I'm really hoping for some armed citizens to take action.

In the big scheme of things, it's time.

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:34 PM (TnwAJ)

550 Whether it is or not, I don't think they will do that.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:30 PM (dOV9E)

I think you are right, that is not going to happen!

Food for thought, all this took was one idiot cop acting like the anointed lord of the jungle...

Of course years of media and progressive ground work might have had a bit to do with it!

Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:35 PM (ZMXpM)

551 547 Penthouse was better than hustler.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:34 PM (+b1ew)

Usual quality/inverse creepiness:

Playboy > Penthouse > Hustler

Honorable mention: Juggs, Swank, Club (somethingorother)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:36 PM (A5zUN)

552 >>Penthouse was better than hustler.


Until the pee pictorials started.

That was a bridge too far. I was always wondering who had to clean that up.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:36 PM (1PzFi)

553 Oui was another less than tasteful one.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:36 PM (1PzFi)

554 Of course years of media and progressive ground work might have had a bit to do with it!
Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:35 PM (ZMXpM)


I never get the credit I deserve.

- Joy Reed, MSNBC.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (sy5kK)

555 550 Food for thought, all this took was one idiot cop acting like the anointed lord of the jungle...
Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:35 PM (ZMXpM)


That's one theory, but I don't think it's the right one. I think he was utterly clueless, and not properly trained. Why else would he be so sanguine about being filmed?

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (dOV9E)

556 551 just think, most of those sexy bodies you looked at are all old ladies now

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (TnwAJ)

557 It's not murder. It's anger management.

It's not riots. It's protests.

It's not butter. It's margarine.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (+b1ew)

558 543 As a horny teen, in the pre-Internet era, I loved Playboy, and hated Hustler. Playboy showed a lot less of the goodies, but they seemed to really appreciate all that is wonderful about women. Hustler showed it all, but they seemed to hate women. Easy choice.
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (dOV9E)

Yeah, Hustler was for the acne-infected-get-my-jerk-on crowd.

I cancelled my subscription last month.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (mhSbP)

559 So...

This Chauvin guy appears to have be an asshole of longstanding.

So long that Amy Kooklafranandbutcher declined to prosecute him for previous instances of assholishness.

I guess Sen. Saladcomb is out of the Veep stakes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (XrCyE)

560 When the rioters get really out of control, I'm really hoping for some armed citizens to take action. 

In the big scheme of things, it's time.

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:34 PM (TnwAJ

For those wondering how difficult a revolution might be this is a glimpse.

Or shall we say CW2.

Posted by: National Divorce at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (SJDa9)

561 Hustler did have the funniest fuckin' cartoons, though.


Also : Beaaver Hunt

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (1PzFi)

562 556 551 just think, most of those sexy bodies you looked at are all old ladies now
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (TnwAJ)

No shit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (A5zUN)

563 A Chipwich is more Snadwich than an Ice Cream Sandwich and even they had the decency to come up with a (mostly) unique name.
Posted by: garrett


If you visit the Congressional Restaurant in DC, avoid the Nadwich.

Big, but not tasty.

Posted by: Rep. Swallowswell at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)

564 That's one theory, but I don't think it's the right
one. I think he was utterly clueless, and not properly trained. Why else
would he be so sanguine about being filmed?
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (dOV9E)


He was showing the onlookers that he couldn't be told what to do?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (WyVLE)

565 Until the pee pictorials started.

That was a bridge too far. I was always wondering who had to clean that up.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:36 PM (1PzFi


Say wha? Seriously?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (+b1ew)

566 I really just wanted a Carvel Flying Saucer.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (1PzFi)

567 Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:36 PM (1PzFi)

The pectorals never made sense to me either.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (yIDYK)

568 CNN has an atmospheric expert on

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (PUmDY)

569 I was a Penthouse subscriber. All I remember is a Caligula pictorial.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

570 Broadcastfly link for St. Paul riots....

https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13544

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (3H9h1)

571 >>Say wha? Seriously?


Yeah in like 93-4 they started that shit. Not a fan.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (1PzFi)

572 Say wha? Seriously?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (+b1ew)

Yeah, Penthouse got really weird there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (A5zUN)

573 546 Its people
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:33 PM (PUmDY)



Hey! That's a trade secret...

Posted by: Soylent Green at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (1gV6P)

574 "Menstrual Hygiene Day" I couldn't make this up if I tried.

https://twitter.com/JohnTory/status/1265972099203678213

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (48RE5)

575
Well, they've started drinking. Not gonna go well.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (Y7RNP)

576 CNN has an atmospheric expert on

Like fog machines and stuff?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (XrCyE)

577 I guess Sen. Saladcomb is out of the Veep stakes.
Posted by: Circa

"Huffs off to second home, PEON"

Posted by: Sen. Kombuchar at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (QzkSJ)

578 562 556 551 Techie &Aetius451AD

True, but with experience. And you can talk to them, after you recover.
Ben Franklin was right.

Older women that are not Leftists rock.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (u82oZ)

579 I hate fucking monkeys, mimes, and clowns.

That REALLY is some niche porn right there ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Timing Critic ... at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (LPnfS)

580 Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (Y7RNP)

The rioters?

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (yIDYK)

581 CNN has an atmospheric expert on
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:38 PM (PUmDY)

Is there a fog machine on. That's my concept of atmosphere.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (Uu+Jp)

582 569 I was a Penthouse subscriber. All I remember is a Caligula pictorial.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

---------

That was hot. I still get a boner every time I buy a bottle of Caesar salad dressing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (kVr0X)

583 Remember when magazines started including scratch and sniff folds in the ads for cologne and perfume?


It dawned on me that Larry Flynt probably asked someone if he could include 'other scents'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (+b1ew)

584 Nothing says atmosphere like Blacklight Posters.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (1PzFi)

585 Playboy had better photographers than any of the other mags. More art to it than blasting close-ups of crotches.

Posted by: dartist at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (K22Va)

586 556 551 just think, most of those sexy bodies you looked at are all old ladies now
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (TnwAJ)


A year or two ago, I read a story about some Playboy centerfolds from the '70's. Lots of pictures, too.

And yes, I recalled those names from my pre-drivers license days. Most of them still looked mighty fine, definitely holding up well. Better than me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (sy5kK)

587 They're rocking the firemen responding to the Auto Zone. Police are moving to intervene. Firemen are wearing masks in case the police need to use tear gas.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (sWM8x)

588 I have to confess, I get concerned when Northernlurker and I do the Horde hivemind thing.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (XrCyE)

589 "I think he was utterly clueless, and not properly trained. Why else would he be so sanguine about being filmed?"

I think he'd used the knee on the neck move before, but that was a long time ago, and he's gained a lot of weight since then.

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (6XZdO)

590 CNN has an atmospheric expert on

Like fog machines and stuff?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:39 PM (XrCyE)

I'm so sorry. I hate being a plagiarist.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

591 She was basically saying aerosols are extremely dangerous

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (PUmDY)

592 Why else would he be so sanguine about being filmed?
Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:37 PM (dOV9E)

Probably should have included "stupid" in the cop's description, although I thought the "idiot" term covered that; trained or untrained intelligent civilized law enforcement officers do not act like that!

Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (ZMXpM)

593 Broadcastfly link for St. Paul riots....



Where the rioters merely protest
Arsonists are always nice
And all the immigrants are above average

Posted by: Garrison Keillor, or maybe Miklos at May 28, 2020 09:42 PM (QzkSJ)

594
The rioters?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off

Yep. 2 or 3 cases of what looked like 40s, on the sidewalk. Self serve.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:43 PM (Y7RNP)

595 >>Arsonists are always nice


Open Space Activists, please.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:43 PM (1PzFi)

596 That was hot. I still get a boner every time I buy a bottle of Caesar salad dressing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 09:41 PM (kVr0X)

I remember seeing an interview with Malcolm McDowell where he tried to say that he thought they were making a serious movie and then found upon release that they had spliced in 'Hardcore pornography.'

Dude you are an idiot. 1) You were walking through the scenes that they were shooting. 2) YOU WERE WORKING FOR BOB GUICCIONE!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:43 PM (A5zUN)

597 > Honorable mention: Juggs, Swank, Club (somethingorother)

Gallery and Cherie were also on the low-rent end of the porn spectrum.

Or so I've heard. Yeah, that's it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 09:43 PM (hKLpI)

598 Fuck Autozone, save the Dunkin' Donuts

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (mhSbP)

599 Genius Miklos

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (yIDYK)

600 Everyone in PDT's Family was Unmasked Sara Carter on Hedgehog Hannity

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (XXmNE)

601 This wheel's on fire?
Rolling down the road?


The wheel that's on fire keeps on turning.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (abAu5)

602 > CNN has an atmospheric expert on

To discuss the alleged on-camera Biden fart?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (hKLpI)

603 Remember when magazines started including scratch and sniff folds


I did that.

Didn't even charge.

Posted by: Teenage Miklosian Anti-Marketing, Bt. at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)

604 Aerosols are going to kill up to 2.2 million people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (Sc1df)

605 Shaved Snizz, also a lesser quality skin mag.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (1PzFi)

606 Whoo! I was bending over when Ace surprised me with the otters!

That was a scare.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (Eicbe)

607 "Nothing says atmosphere like Blacklight Posters."

I found Stairway to Heaven and Steal your Face in my basement, from my college days. In pretty good condition too.

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (6XZdO)

608 I don't know where I'll be tomorrow!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (A5zUN)

609 Older women that are not Leftists rock.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 09:40 PM (u82oZ)

'Cuz they don't yell and they don't swell and they're grateful as hell, so give me an older woman every time

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (48RE5)

610 594
The rioters?
Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off

Yep. 2 or 3 cases of what looked like 40s, on the sidewalk. Self serve.
Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:43 PM (Y7RNP)


The local Cub foods was giving away free alcohol last night, until they ran out. '

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (sy5kK)

611 "Riots"... simply a disagreement between parties that devolves into flames, theft, property damage, murder and mayhem.

Move along citizen. Nothing to see here....

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 09:45 PM (3H9h1)

612 Nobody loots Pep Boys.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:46 PM (mhSbP)

613 583 AlaBAMA

I have the old 3.5" disk game Leather God of Phobos. With the scratch and sniff cards. At the time I was weirded out, and never played it. It's in storage. Hmmm.

That's a long way to say they can put "that" scent in scratch off cards. The technology exists.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 09:46 PM (u82oZ)

614 Cherie - I remember a boss folding out a Spread of Cherie and reacting with :

"You could serve a martini in that!"

...


"Wish I had an olive."

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:46 PM (1PzFi)

615 The wheel that's on fire keeps on turning.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (abAu5)


Don't know what I'll drive tomorrow ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Timing Critic ... at May 28, 2020 09:46 PM (LPnfS)

616 "They're rocking the firemen responding to the Auto Zone."

Turn the hose on 'em? Oops!

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:47 PM (6XZdO)

617 Genius Miklos
Posted by: thathalfrican


Miklosiae are a sub-species, not a whole Genus.

Posted by: Linnaean Miklosius at May 28, 2020 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)

618 Fuck Autozone, save the Dunkin' Donuts
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (mhSbP)
---
On it.

Posted by: Cops at May 28, 2020 09:47 PM (Eicbe)

619 Minneapolis Police & Fire,

Go - Galt

Let - It - Burn

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:47 PM (TnwAJ)

620 604 Aerosols are going to kill up to 2.2 million people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (Sc1df)


This is my face that cares about that. It looks like my other faces, because Botox.

Posted by: Eric Fartwell at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (dOV9E)

621 I have to confess, I get concerned when Northernlurker and I do the Horde hivemind thing.
Posted by: Circa
---------

What spooks me is when Cicero channels Cicero.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (bPH26)

622
Leather God of Phobos.

Autospell bit ya there, Salty.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (Y7RNP)

623 604 Aerosols are going to kill up to 2.2 million people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (Sc1df)

And the Ozone layer.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (mhSbP)

624 612 Nobody loots Pep Boys.
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:46 PM (mhSbP)


Manny, Moe, and Jack are all well-armed.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (dOV9E)

625 What spooks me is when Cicero channels Cicero.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:48 PM (bPH26)

It is a lot of Cicero.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (A5zUN)

626 I will truly never understand the concept of destroying all the stores in your neighborhood as a form of protest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (+b1ew)

627 the police need to use tear gas.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Le plus ca change.

Posted by: Napoleon-Miklos XXVII at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

628 Everyone in PDT's Family was Unmasked Sara Carter on Hedgehog Hannity
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (XXmNE)

Well, at least they (DOJ, FBI, CIA, AND NSA) had rigorous FISA court protocols in place to ensure that no unseemly abuse could occur!

Posted by: L Flynt at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (ZMXpM)

629 Acid Rain!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (A5zUN)

630 Whatever happened to Acid Rain?

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (mhSbP)

631 Aerosols are going to kill up to 2.2 million people.

Living on this planet is going to killy everyone.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (XrCyE)

632 Aerosols are going to kill up to 2.2 million people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie
---------

Yeah, I'm thinking that the aerosols in that AutoZone are going to be trouble.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (bPH26)

633
Several cars with "machine guns", including a black Lincoln.
Guarantee their just black rifles... unless someone really does want to get the Boogaloo along.
This may just go south quick.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (Rz5ej)

634 Groups upward of 200 arming themselves with bats and sticks

Just heard on Minneapolis police radio

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (TnwAJ)

635 It is sort of funny that it's Auto Zone that is being looted. Anyone who works on cars knows there are distinct differences between Pep Boys, O'Reilly's, Advance, and Auto Zone.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but Auto Zone is ghetto as hell.

Posted by: moron robbie - No Justins No Petes! at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (RrgoP)

636 Jinx.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (A5zUN)

637
ho lee siht

"...group of 200, arming themselves with bats & sticks..."

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (DUIap)

638 626 I will truly never understand the concept of destroying all the stores in your neighborhood as a form of protest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (+b1ew)

It isn't protest. It's free shit. Nothing more.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (mhSbP)

639 Everyone in PDT's Family was Unmasked Sara Carter on Hedgehog Hannity
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (XXmNE)

Well, at least they (DOJ, FBI, CIA, AND NSA) had rigorous FISA court protocols in place to ensure that no unseemly abuse could occur!

'Member when a couple of goobers peaked at Obama's passport records and we called the Spanish Inquisition?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (XrCyE)

640 Where is everyone seeing these feeds?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (+b1ew)

641 Gooshy, Thank you for the correction.

No, that was all me. I did not have the game in hand when I posted. Leather Goddess of Phobos. The fingers that made the mistake have been sacked.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (u82oZ)

642 It is a lot of Cicero.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Use those hands while you got 'em, is what I say.

Posted by: The Original Cicero at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)

643 I will truly never understand the concept of destroying all the stores in your neighborhood as a form of protest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
------

*?*

*snap!*

Maybe it's NOT a protest.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (bPH26)

644 637
ho lee siht

"...group of 200, arming themselves with bats & sticks..."
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (DUIap)


Yes, we told you so! Bat is weapon! It carries powerful virus!

Posted by: China at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (dOV9E)

645
Hah! I just spotted a mask wearer! All is well!

Scanner says a mob spotted arming themselves with bats and sticks.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (Y7RNP)

646 636 Jinx.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (A5zUN)

4 Reals.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (mhSbP)

647 Off sock
I hate marginal internet connections
And posting on a iPad/iPhone

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (ZMXpM)

648 I will truly never understand the concept of destroying all the stores in your neighborhood as a form of protest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (+b1ew)


Previously mentioned: cars w/o plates driving around in groups ...

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Timing Critic ... at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (LPnfS)

649 >>"...group of 200, arming themselves with bats & sticks..."


That's not gonna get the job done.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (1PzFi)

650 alaBAMA:

https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13544

Posted by: Kindltot at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (WyVLE)

651
..."Arming themselves..."
Two or three teargas canisters would disperse that real pronto.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (Rz5ej)

652 Where is everyone seeing these feeds?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM


broadcastify.com/webPlayer/13544

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (DUIap)

653 Everyone in PDT's Family was Unmasked Sara Carter on Hedgehog Hannity
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 09:44 PM (XXmNE)


They tipped their hand when they threatened Barron if Trump wouldn't resign.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (1g7ch)

654 What we are dealing with here is a food an auto parts desert.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (XrCyE)

655
No, that was all me. I did not have the game in hand when I posted. Leather Goddess of Phobos. The fingers that made the mistake have been sacked.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Leather Goddess of Phobos will have llamas?


Intrigued.

Posted by: Miklos, time to spare for such at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)

656 643 I will truly never understand the concept of destroying all the stores in your neighborhood as a form of protest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA
------

*?*

*snap!*

Maybe it's NOT a protest.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:51 PM (bPH26)

Lol


And with that, the professional journalist realized he'd been spewing bullshit all of his career.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (+b1ew)

657 638 626 I will truly never understand the concept of destroying all the stores in your neighborhood as a form of protest.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (+b1ew)

It isn't protest. It's free shit. Nothing more.
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (mhSbP)


Yep. There's only so angry you can get over a guy you don't know killing a guy you don't know, even in the context of racial politics. But rioting is fun, especially if you think you can get away with it. And free shit is free shit.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (wGeit)

658 640 listening.

https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13544

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (TnwAJ)

659 640 Where is everyone seeing these feeds?
---
I'm on this Agenda Free TV that someone posted a few minutes ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ8bUlV8guU

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (sWM8x)

660
Living on this planet is going to kill everyone.
Posted by: Circa
--------

The Cosmos seems remarkably indifferent to our wants.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (bPH26)

661 200 what arming themselves?

Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (l3+k2)

662 Don't I remember something that they stopped using real tear gas because it could actually kill? Went to a Pepper spray like thing?

Or was that Mace?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (A5zUN)

663 I have a "My Pillow" I like it. However, not having a T.V. I have never seen many of his ads except at the grocery store which sells "My Pillow". I understand there are too many ads and it drives people around the bend.

However, I appreciate the fact that he credits his recovery and success to God (I think he had experience with the with the Salvation Army) that he employs people in recovery and that the money from the sales of his book he's using to help establish a recovery program


I hope-since he's from MN- his plant is not located in Minneapolis or Saint Paul.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (+eVzC)

664 'Member when a couple of goobers peaked at Obama's passport records and we called the Spanish Inquisition?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:50 PM (XrCyE)

Oh, the horror!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (ZMXpM)

665 "It isn't protest. It's free shit. Nothing more."

Well, they don't really get anything out of burning down the buildings. They end up just punishing themselves. But they are not smart...

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (6XZdO)

666 626 I will truly never understand the concept of destroying all the stores in your neighborhood as a form of protest.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (+b1ew)


I kind of do, because I was in a hotel in San Francisco, with concert tickets for that night, when the Rodney King verdict was announced. A noisy mob formed in the street. Most of them were protesters, but they quickly acquired a company of hangers-on whose only purpose was to destroy and loot.

Made it to the concert, a couple of hours later. It's quiet after the mob passes, like a hurricane. I had an extra ticket -- someone offered me a diamond ring for it, but I said no.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (dOV9E)

667 Leather Goddess of Phobos Cates?

Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (l3+k2)

668 > Two or three teargas canisters would disperse that real pronto.

As would one or two claymore mines.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (hKLpI)

669
Video feed I'm watching is on YouTube, Smoke and Scan.

For scanner, you need an app. I'm using Police Scanner, which has a black and orange icon.
I'll grab a link.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (Y7RNP)

670 Is the sound quality any better on a radio? I'm having a lot of trouble following St. Paul dispatch.

Posted by: t-bird at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (1fg6a)

671
Maybe it's NOT a protest.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.


OK


NO MATHS

*Judges?*

Logic is acceptable.

Posted by: Miklos Trebek at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)

672 662 Don't I remember something that they stopped using real tear gas because it could actually kill? Went to a Pepper spray like thing?

Or was that Mace?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:53 PM (A5zUN)


That's probably mace. Real mace is nasty stuff.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (wGeit)

673
Leather Goddess of Phobos will have llamas?


Intrigued.
Posted by: Miklos
-------

Cooper expounded on it all in ' The Leather Stocking Tales'. Wait...not the Book Thread? Never mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (pK7cg)

674 Leather Goddess of Phobos Cates?
Posted by: davidt at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (l3+k2)

Billion dollar disruptive idea, my friend.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:55 PM (XrCyE)

675 Whatever happened to Acid Rain?
Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (mhSbP)


Offshored to China.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (1g7ch)

676 As predicted...convicted home invasion armed robber trying to turn his life around. Everybody liked him. Gentle Giant yadda yadda

Posted by: torabora at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (Y274z)

677 The old arnellis is now on fire...

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (TnwAJ)

678 Ah. Thanks all!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (+b1ew)

679
I should never be in charge of riot control.
I would not be so... benign.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (Rz5ej)

680
car-b-que in the target lot..."protesters" taking selfies in front of it

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (DUIap)

681 I'm having a lot of trouble following St. Paul dispatch.

Filthy Scandi accent ?

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Timing Critic ... at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (LPnfS)

682 Logic is acceptable.
Posted by: Miklos Trebek
---------

*ponders the much-storied MAYBE logic gate*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (pK7cg)

683
Well, they don't really get anything out of burning down the buildings. They end up just punishing themselves. But they are not smart...
Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (6XZdO)

The burning is like the cat who covers up it's own shit after taking a dump.

Posted by: jsg at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (mhSbP)

684 Leather Goddess of Phobos Cates?
Posted by: davidt


I just canceled my prostate exam for tomorrow.


I HAVE BEEN HEALED!!!

Posted by: Rev. Earnest "Miklos" Angley at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)

685 668 > Two or three teargas canisters would disperse that real pronto.

As would one or two claymore mines.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 09:54 PM (hKLpI)


Or a whiff of grapeshot.

Posted by: Napoleon at May 28, 2020 09:57 PM (wGeit)

686 753
They threatened Barron? What?

Posted by: Jmel at May 28, 2020 09:57 PM (OeWgo)

687 676 I still want to know the formal autopsy proven cause of death.

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:57 PM (TnwAJ)

688 Smoke and scan is cool. Thanks for that link

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:57 PM (+b1ew)

689 What we are dealing with here is a food an auto parts desert.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (XrCyE)

---------

And a failure to communicate.

Posted by: Strother Martin at May 28, 2020 09:58 PM (kVr0X)

690
>>"...group of 200, arming themselves with bats & sticks..."

The baseball furries?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 09:58 PM (aKsyK)

691 "The burning is like the cat who covers up it's own shit after taking a dump."

That actually makes sence though. I guess cats are smarter than the rioters.

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:58 PM (6XZdO)

692 sense

Posted by: Chris M at May 28, 2020 09:58 PM (6XZdO)

693 676 As predicted...convicted home invasion armed robber trying to turn his life around. Everybody liked him. Gentle Giant yadda yadda
Posted by: torabora at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (Y274z)


Yeah, he was scum. Still didn't deserve to get choked out like that. If cops are trained, anywhere, to lean on a guy's neck like that, I've never seen any evidence.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 09:58 PM (wGeit)

694
Argh, its called Scanner Radio, by gordonedwards.net.
Its on the first page when you search Play Store.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (Y7RNP)

695
I still want to know the formal autopsy proven cause of death.
Posted by: Techie

You see the initial video from the store?
Guy couldn't sit up. Autopsy won't be released.

Posted by: MarkY at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (Rz5ej)

696 Wikipedia is so random. This is the final line in the article on MACE spray:

Studies suggest that reptiles are insensitive to capsicum-based products.[7]

So don't use Pepper Spray on Cobra Commander.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (A5zUN)

697 Police trying to protect the firemen taking "lots of projectiles." Police supervisor just said they were authorized to deploy CS.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (sWM8x)

698 Gentle Giant yadda yadda
Posted by: torabora at May 28, 2020 09:56 PM (Y274z)

The phrase jumped right out at me, then I said to myself, it worked so well last time out, the lazy SoBs couldn't resist trotting it out again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (ZMXpM)

699 Groups upward of 200 arming themselves with bats and sticks



Just heard on Minneapolis police radio

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 09:49 PM (TnwAJ)

Where's Michael Caine and Stanley Baker when you need them?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 09:59 PM (XvfQ9)

700 695 I really want the toxicology. how many cardiac arrhythmia promoting and respiratory suppressing drugs were in his system?

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (TnwAJ)

701 Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are now in Minneapolis.

I'm sure that they'll calm things down.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (hKLpI)

702 What we are dealing with here is a food an auto parts desert.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 09:52 PM (XrCyE)


Which is fine with me. As a guy who lives far away and doesn't have a dog in this fight, the one thing I'm absolutely sure about is I don't want my tax dollars rebuilding a neighborhood the residents burned down. Let them consider the wisdom of rioting while they travel forty minutes to the grocery store.

Posted by: Ace's liver at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (wGeit)

703 To do list for the burning times at B +5

- Ensure clear lines of fire.
- Set up bunkers defending the perimeter
- Get time machine set for 1945, and teleport retreating Wehrmacht infantry troops with Mg-42s and lots of ammo.
- Set up interlocking crew-serviced belt fed weapons inside the bunkers.
- Cook lots of Spätzle and bratwurst.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (u82oZ)

704 The ONT, ''tis nood.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (kVr0X)

705 > I comment about it often, but you can have a three foot piece of hardwood with a rubber tip at the ground end and the cops at the court house will smile hold the door for you to come in.

Tell me about it.

Posted by: grima at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (9p+wn)

706 701 Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are now in Minneapolis.
I'm sure that they'll calm things down.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (hKLpI)


It's who they are.
It's what they do.
And they will NEVER stop, until everything is calm.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (dOV9E)

707 696 CS?

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:01 PM (TnwAJ)

708 I really want the toxicology. how many cardiac arrhythmia promoting and respiratory suppressing drugs were in his system?
Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (TnwAJ)


His cop-knee levels were elevated.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 10:02 PM (t+qrx)

709 they were authorized to deploy CS.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
--------

*flees*

I'm not going through that again...

On the upside, my sinuses were clear for months after that. 'Alien' level snot production.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 10:02 PM (ysC0S)

710 707 696 CS?
---
Tear gas.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:02 PM (sWM8x)

711 Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are now in Minneapolis.



I'm sure that they'll calm things down.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 10:00 PM (hKLpI)


Jesse is about as lucid as Biden is these days. And I doubt many people even know or care who Jesse is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 10:03 PM (XvfQ9)

712 > Studies suggest that reptiles are insensitive to capsicum-based products.

Birds aren't affected by it, either.

As I understand it, a chile seed can pass through a bird and still be fertile (more so, really, since it comes inside a glop of fertilizer), but passage through a mammal's digestive tract will kill them.

So the chile evolved a chemical that keeps most mammals from eating it, but doesn't affect birds.

Only humans are nutty enough to eat them anyway (see also: opium poppies, marijuana, psilocybin mushrooms....).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 10:03 PM (hKLpI)

713 On the upside, my sinuses were clear for months after that. 'Alien' level snot production.
---
Yeah, I laugh when tough guys on TV just shrug it off.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (sWM8x)

714 I saw Fertile Chili Seeds open for the Red Hot Chili Peppers at the Capsicum Arena.

Posted by: Splunge at May 28, 2020 10:04 PM (dOV9E)

715 His cop-knee levels were elevated.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 28, 2020 10:02 PM (t+qrx)

More like depressed!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 28, 2020 10:05 PM (ZMXpM)

716 They're deploying gas against the people rocking the firemen and police. Cop says they're going to need more.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:05 PM (sWM8x)

717 ONT

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 28, 2020 10:06 PM (XrCyE)

718 Man, that cop had some soyboy arms.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 10:06 PM (Eicbe)

719 They're deploying gas against the people rocking the firemen and police. Cop says they're going to need more.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
--------

Bring in the APC equipped to deploy gas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 10:06 PM (ysC0S)

720 More gas deployed.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:07 PM (sWM8x)

721 Gotta feel sorry for the firemen. A gas mask only helps somewhat, and has it's own drawbacks. Fighting fire, rioters, and gas.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (mLizQ)

722 the chile evolved a chemical that keeps most mammals from eating it, but doesn't affect birds.

My senegal parrot LOVES chiles fresh and dried. Gets them everyday (or I hear about it).

Posted by: banned eye on the birdie at May 28, 2020 10:08 PM (elh85)

723 Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Self-contained breathing apparatus for firefighting >>> gas masks.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2020 10:10 PM (u82oZ)

724 Possible bomb used to blow up an ATM at a bank.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:13 PM (sWM8x)

725
Self-contained breathing apparatus for firefighting >>> gas masks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Scott Air-Paks. We used the mask and regulator on the boats, but plugged them into an LP air manifold instead of wearing tanks. Excellent equpiment.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 10:15 PM (Y7RNP)

726 Self-contained breathing apparatus for firefighting >>> gas masks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
----

Good point, very good point.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 28, 2020 10:16 PM (830x5)

727 Rioters are throwing heavy-duty fireworks. Police call them "mortars."

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 28, 2020 10:17 PM (sWM8x)

728 117 We're almost 100 comments into otter madness, and not a meep from Nurse.

She must be staging ammo and equipment on the roof
Posted by: browndog at May 28, 2020 08:18 PM (gD6Ka)

She has a can of that temporary pavement paint and is marking 100, 75, 50 and 25 meter circles from her sniper nest.

Posted by: Fox 2! at May 28, 2020 10:19 PM (qyH+l)

729
Rioters are throwing heavy-duty fireworks. Police call them "mortars."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

That'd be at least 60mm, spherical thing, launched from a tube. People get maimed with em every 4th.

There's a pretty serious fire burning now.

Posted by: Gooshy at May 28, 2020 10:23 PM (Y7RNP)

730 > She has a can of that temporary pavement paint and is marking 100, 75, 50 and 25 meter circles from her sniper nest.

Tying pieces of surveyor's flagging tape to fences and lamp posts at different ranges, to serve as a field-expedient wind gauge.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 10:41 PM (hKLpI)

731 Police have abandoned the third precinct station Rioters have space to riot now.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 11:05 PM (leNem)

732 I fully expected Ace posting an "Otter Cam" to end up being pretty much anything except an otter cam.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 29, 2020 12:02 AM (8p44R)

733
They don't seem particularly violent, crazy, or tough either.



.

Posted by: Walter Freeman



Never underestimate the atrocities teenagers are capable of committing.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at May 29, 2020 01:56 AM (2ygtH)

734 52 Mein Fuhrer...the Otters are sessile.
Posted by: Guy who says alas at May 28, 2020 08:09 PM (QLPEO)

What a great word! (Sessile.)

Posted by: m at May 29, 2020 01:57 AM (Ij+4T)

735 688 Smoke and scan is cool. Thanks for that link
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 28, 2020 09:57 PM (+b1ew)

Wow. Really cool.

https://tinyurl.com/y9lwobuy

Posted by: m at May 29, 2020 05:00 AM (4ZG64)

736 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at May 29, 2020 05:59 AM (eMtQa)

(Jump to top of page)






Processing 0.08, elapsed 0.0829 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0299 seconds, 744 records returned.
Page size 301 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.7 alpha.



MuNuvians
MeeNuvians
Polls! Polls! Polls!
Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
Top Top Tens
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat