Chris Hayes: Why Is There a Different Reaction to Peaceful Protesters Who Are Actually Peaceful Protesters and "Peaceful Protesters" We Only Call Peaceful Protesters Because It Would be Racist to Say "Rioters and Looters"?

Why, indeed? Why do we not mass arrest non-lawbreaking white people while using tear gas to disburse rioters, looters, and arsonists?

I hope John Sexton's post won't get him in trouble with Karenpundit, the Salon #Hot25 True Conservative who has long had a homoerotic crush on the archprogressive toadling and dainty-fingered bridgetroll Chris Hayes.

Hayes’ point is that the protesters in Minneapolis were treated differently because they are progressive, or maybe because they are minorities. But there’s more to the story than that. On Tuesday night, police were criticized for using tear gas and foam bullets against protesters but the mayor said the police chief took that action because some of the protesters were becoming violent and breaking into police vehicles.

Sexton adds, dryly:

There's no doubt this actually happened because there’s video of it happening.

Racist video, you mean.

They were also liberating HD TVs from bondage at Target.

And setting the Fires of Freedom, all over a car dealership.

But nah, those are Racist Facts. The obvious answer as to why protesters were treated as protesters and rioters were treated as rioters is Because Racism.

They were also attacking a police precinct, which most people who are not on CNN or MSNBC and who are not NeverTrump Very Online Virtue Signallers would admit is the level of lawlessness and violence that usually invites a touch of police attention.

By the way, FoxNews -- your "conservative" news alternative -- is also only calling the rioters and looters "protesters." I just saw a chyron stating that Minneapolis was "bracing for another night of protests."

Oh? They're worried about protests, are they?

Why do I think that's not what they're really worried about? Is that why the National Guard has been activated? To protect against further "protests"?

FoxNews, man: It's CNN with pudgier anchors.*


This is the trouble with the constant demands we pretend, and pretend, and pretend, and demands that we constantly speak in falsehoods, and that the truth is illegal and will be punished.

We start by giving in and saying, "Oh, what's the big deal if we call rioters 'protesters,' all the liberals on Twitter say that would be polite and virtuous," and we move within hours to demands that we actually treat protesters and rioters and rioters as protesters.

We're not talking about Racially Polite Euphemism any longer. Now we're talking about real-world arrests (or non-arrests) which are mandated by our original concession to join the left in its Empire of Lies.

Because The Twitter Smart-Set (TM) says it would be racist to point out that many of these "protesters" are committing actual crimes, and serious ones, and violent ones.

And what can we do at that point? We've already conceded every point leading to that conclusion.


* Obviously, Tater is excluded from consideration in this particular comparative.

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Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 06:34 PM (j7aNt)

2 mmmmmmmmm

Posted by: browndog at May 28, 2020 06:35 PM (gD6Ka)

3 Huh

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 28, 2020 06:35 PM (7Fj9P)

4 Serious question:

What percentage of police would follow any order, no matter how unconstitutional, if their salaries and pensions are on the line?

The police were "hero's" during the pandemic, now they are all racists again. Libs will certainly need the police carry out their version of the final solution. I'm confused.

Posted by: ALB at May 28, 2020 06:35 PM (OMmPm)

5 He keeps asking this kind of question and he'll be lucky to have a Hot Dog Cart.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:35 PM (vA0oN)

6 Hard to argue with the slippery slope of language when we have all this evidence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 06:35 PM (A5zUN)

7 We are not racist! Prince lived here!

Posted by: Case at May 28, 2020 06:36 PM (89jOB)

8 Don't you remember when Sam Adams was taking all that tea --and big-screen TVs home?

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 06:36 PM (Eicbe)

9 Trump is sitting on something huge for these fuckwits to act this way.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2020 06:36 PM (PsNcC)

10 >>>5 He keeps asking this kind of question and he'll be lucky to have a Hot Dog Cart.
Posted by: garrett at

From your lips to God's ears.

This dainty-fingered pussy shouldn't be legally permitted to handle or distribute hotdogs.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:36 PM (PbpT7)

11 damnit I want a hotdog

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (PbpT7)

12 archprogressive toadling and dainty-fingered bridgetroll Chris Hayes

Poetry and 100% accurate.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

13 you guys should just call me Hotdog Ace because i'm all about the dogs

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (PbpT7)

14 Oh, he handles hot dogs alright.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (PsNcC)

15 Wait...was it not Chris Hayes asking that?

Was it Sexton asking it of Hayes?

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (vA0oN)

16 Old and busted: "Minnesota nice."

New hotness: World Star Hip Hop.

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (XzT/D)

17 So the National Guard has been called in. In what capacity? Are they allowed to make arrests? Are they just there for the visuals? Can they bonk someone on the head?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (lwiT4)

18 I'd rather remove the last nut from a manifold than watch SCARJO

Posted by: REDACTED at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (JgrP5)

19 That timing was bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (PsNcC)

20 Is Minneapolis burning?

Posted by: Zombie Adolf Hitler at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (cfSRQ)

21 Okay, Shelvy McHotdog.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (ptqGC)

22 One of the most Schadenfreudalicious aspects of these events is that Minneapolis is one of tthose leftist cities that for YEARS has pretended that "Oh we are so much Better than you, we are so much more Moral than you, look how much we care about immigrants! About Love and Peace and Rainbows and Unicorns!!!"

and now THIS Is the consequence they get for all of their years of shitheadedness. YOU DESERVE IT YOU ALL DO!!!!

but now someone will show up and say "well this isn't the time for recriminations."

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (Kpl3J)

23 Calling them protesters is no different than saying Floyd got a neck massage.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (aO8Gd)

24 ''Don't you remember when Sam Adams was taking all that tea --and big-screen TVs home?''

Nobody wanted to see a Samsung big screen floating in the harbor.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (gLRfa)

25 >>>15 Wait...was it not Chris Hayes asking that?

Was it Sexton asking it of Hayes?

...

it's chris hayes asking, sexton answering.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (PbpT7)

26 Will they still call them protests when this goes nationwide ala Watts riots?

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (dUJdY)

27 Surely Hayes can point to the property damage caused by the recent white 'mobs.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (oVJmc)

28 There's another reason that the police didn't fire on the white guys with rifles, and that's because the police were outgunned. Had the police tried to start something there would've been a bloodbath with a lot of police ending up in the morgue.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (nu45M)

29 4.....

No one I know thought the cops were "hero's" during the panicdemic! In fact, I'd say the cops really tarnished their brand over the last three months, especially with conservatives.

Posted by: PacosMojo at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (6B+ER)

30 >>>21 Okay, Shelvy McHotdog.


We mock what we don't understand.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (PbpT7)

31 there could be some logic to this:
turning your neighborhood into a no-go zone means cops will be afraid to arrest anyone there, thus decreasing the likelihood of police brutality
/antifa logic

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (G546f)

32 Patty loves to rock-and-roll.

A hotdog makes her lose control.

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (XzT/D)

33 at least the fake pandemic won't be the lead story tonight.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (d7Ww2)

34 I love the pro-looting tweets like this one: "Those people are getting the things they've been denied."

At some point, you've got enough flat screens.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (ptqGC)

35 Hey, has the Squad weighed in on this?

Ilhan Nur bin Bro bin Bro or whatever, has she declared which side she's on?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (cfSRQ)

36 you guys should just call me Hotdog Ace because i'm all about the dogs
Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (PbpT7)
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A bag of them?

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (Eicbe)

37 If you ever get the chance, Ace : Walter's Hot Dogs in Mamoronek.

Best Dogs on Earth.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (k5r8H)

38 BRING ON THE RIOTS

Posted by: REDACTED at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (JgrP5)

39 Those 'protests' look pretty diverse to me. They make sure they get at least one hipster in each shot.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (1g7ch)

40 Wait, why would it be RAAAAACIST when some of the Rioters are Hispanic, and some WHITE?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (NgKpN)

41 This dainty-fingered pussy shouldn't be legally permitted to handle or distribute hotdogs.
Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:36 PM (PbpT7)

Willing to bet those dainty fingers have handled a lot of hot dogs, IYKWIM.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (nu45M)

42 Minneapolis Burning.

Thread winner.

Posted by: Case at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (89jOB)

43 I love the pro-looting tweets like this one: "Those people are getting the things they've been denied."


What? Target doesn't sell to black people?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (lwiT4)

44 >>>A bag of them?

amazon sells this combination hotdog/bun warmer that looks like a hotdog cart and i love it.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)

45 Been listening to the police scanner from St. Paul. It's a riot.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (3H9h1)

46 Did I miss the Michigan State House being consumed by flames? Maybe Chris Hayes is sitting on the secret videos?

Posted by: PacosMojo at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (6B+ER)

47 I mean, I don't have it. I avoid bread.

But If I ate bread, I'd want it warmed in this hotdog/bun warmer.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (PbpT7)

48
you guys should just call me Hotdog Ace because i'm all about the dogs

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (PbpT7)

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But are they sandwiches?

Posted by: Jonah "Hotdog Ace" Goldberg at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (cfSRQ)

49 No one I know thought the cops were "hero's" during the panicdemic! In fact, I'd say the cops really tarnished their brand over the last three months, especially with conservatives.
Posted by: PacosMojo at May 28, 2020 06:39 PM (6B+ER)

To be fair, there have been several Sheriffs and I believe Police Depts coming forward against the more off the wall, Stasi like Governor demands (like restrictions on travel and association) and saying they are not the fucking Gestapo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (A5zUN)

50 Five Finger Discount

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (v0R5T)

51 *throws hot dog at ace*

Sorry, I'm practicing social distancing.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (dUJdY)

52 ''So the National Guard has been called in. In what capacity? Are they allowed to make arrests? Are they just there for the visuals? Can they bonk someone on the head?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (lwiT4)''

My question also cuz if they are not able to protect themselves while subduing the herd why have them out there. I most certainly do not want to hear that one of their number has been killed or injured because they were unarmed.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (gLRfa)

53 Saint Paul PD is reporting rocks and bottles thrown at them, massive looting, fires, and the last call I heard was a bunch of yutes making Molotovs.Oh, and multiple reports of shots fired.

But yes, they're just like the people who want the states to open.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (VWp7G)

54 Reginald Denny interrupted a protest when he accidentally ran into a protestor's brick.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (2DOZq)

55 Chris Hayes should stick to hotdogs!

*Which are NOT a sandwich - fight me!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (bDqIh)

56 How can we sleep while the Target is burning?

Posted by: Midnight Oil at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (PsNcC)

57 (Burn baby burn) Minneapolis Inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down
(Burn baby burn) Minneapolis Inferno
(Burn baby burn) burn that mother down......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (Z+IKu)

58 I love the pro-looting tweets like this one: "Those people are getting the things they've been denied."
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I'm guessing not a Rule of Law fan.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (Eicbe)

59 44 >>>A bag of them?

amazon sells this combination hotdog/bun warmer that looks like a hotdog cart and i love it.

Posted by: ace

how did you get it home on the vespa?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (d7Ww2)

60 42 Minneapolis Burning.

Thread winner.
Posted by: Case at May 28, 2020 06:40 PM (89jOB)


turn in your AOS card

Posted by: REDACTED at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (JgrP5)

61 Animals gotta animal.

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (XhWtx)

62 you guys should just call me Hotdog Ace because i'm all about the dogs

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM (PbpT7)

in the messenger bag
on a vespa

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (G546f)

63 >>>37 If you ever get the chance, Ace : Walter's Hot Dogs in Mamoronek.

sounds good.

I'm a simple man, though. I stick to mustard and kraut or mustard and (sugar free) relish, when I want a change up.

I don't go for all the Fancy Toppin's.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (PbpT7)

64 I love the pro-looting tweets like this one: "Those people are getting the things they've been denied."


What? Target doesn't sell to black people?
Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (lwiT4)
***********
Reparations.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (wiXsO)

65 you guys should just call me Hotdog Ace because i'm all about the dogs
Posted by: ace



**************


Threadwiener!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (m45I2)

66 The NG is there to put on a show of force, and that's it. They can use the NG vehicles to use up gas, which gets old in the gas tank faster than it used to. So the NG won't do anything except ride around.

Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (lsxVG)

67 Clearly - CLEARLY! - what's needed here is for cops to prove themselves "regular folks" by doing choreographed Tik Tok videos.

I think all right-thinking people agree: that's what usually works.

...And then maybe the looters could do choreographed Tik Tok videos.

3.) World Peace!

Posted by: RKae at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (mo/k+)

68 Well, if we don't get Bernie Bro riots in Milwaukee, I guess we can settle for Minneapolis. I wonder how many fine, upstanding young Somalis walked out of Target with a new TV?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

69 Soon there will be "protests " that The Man won't build stores in that area.

Posted by: Dingbat at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (N0gU3)

70 Chris Hayes should stick to hotdogs!

*Which are NOT a sandwich - fight me!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (bDqIh)
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Pow!
Zop!
Sprang!
Badoo!

Posted by: Adam West Batman at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (Eicbe)

71 Jewells45, how did your fence turn out?
We are getting a new fence ourselves and I remembered you had gotten a new one.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (Xt7n2)

72 ''I love the pro-looting tweets like this one: "Those people are getting the things they've been denied."


What? Target doesn't sell to black people?''

Raised in the era of Obama. They deserve it for free don't you know.

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (gLRfa)

73 Reginald Denny interrupted a protest when he accidentally ran into a protestor's brick.

He deliberately hit that poor thug's favorite brick with his racist white head.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (oVJmc)

74 Willowed


a neighborhood run by busybody soccer moms is very different than one run by Che Guevara.


How
about living in nursing home in NY under Gov Quomo, and being
exterminated like a cockroach? Is that close enough to Stalin for you?

Posted by: An Observation at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (yRflB)

75 >>I'm a simple man, though. I stick to mustard and kraut or mustard and (sugar free) relish, when I want a change up.


That's all you will get. Dog w/ Mustard and an Orange Drink.

Gotta get the orange Drink.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (8PNwI)

76 >>>in the messenger bag
on a vespa



The hot dogs are NOT on a shelf, though. Confirmed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (VWp7G)

77 So when do we get to protest against CNN HQ and the NYT bldg?

With the same amount of force and violence?

Posted by: Ha at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (SJDa9)

78 Also, isn't Hayes admitting the need for the 2ad Amendment?

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (aO8Gd)

79 Sexton should go to the Daily Caller. Hot gas is dead and will most likely fall under the bullwark/lincoln project umbrella.

Posted by: ryukyu at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (vKhgw)

80 Fence the place off and let them have at it... Just don't let them back out...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (Zmnko)

81 That's the thing - it's insulting to the people who are actually protesting to lump them in with the rioters and looters.

Were I someone there protesting, I would be screaming my head off about how the hell dare you lump me in with that scum.

But what are the odds that my voice would even be heard? After all, it doesn't comply with the mighty Narrative.

There's been a bunch of thermonuclear hot takes about how none of the white people with guns who "stormed" the Michigan (I think it was MI) capitol whilst armed were not arrested and ree ree ree.

Well. That's because the capitol wasn't stormed and the guns were carried legally. Just because the Karenchecks think that those guns should be illegal doesn't magically make it so.

Oh this timeline. It can be so wondrous and so stupid at the same time.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (GbPPJ)

82 " demands that we actually treat protesters and rioters and rioters as protesters."

The power of "and" in action?

Posted by: Nancy B. at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (CxERZ)

83 "Those people are getting the things they've been denied."

Oh lawdy I'll never have to sweep again.

Posted by: Guy who just stole a vacuum cleaner at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (Tnijr)

84 >>>Threadwiener!!!


haha

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (PbpT7)

85 "Video is racist!" - Chris Hayes

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (L2ZTs)

86 The hot dogs are NOT on a shelf, though. Confirmed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 06:43 PM (VWp7G)
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But the chair is against the wall.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (Eicbe)

87 What? Target doesn't sell to black people?

NO ONE SELLS TO BLACK PEOPLE.

There are no black people with retail merchandise, anywhere, because racism.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (oVJmc)

88 What? Target doesn't sell to black people?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (lwiT4)

***********

Reparations.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (wiXsO)


Someone actually tweeted that the looting was partial reparations.


What a stupid time to be alive. And we haven't yet reached Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

89 Jewells45, how did your fence turn out?

Great I love it! No more worrying about the dogs behind us.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (dUJdY)

90 Doesn't Chris Hayes claim to be a member of the "Christian Left"?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (L2ZTs)

91 Chris, bubby,

Maybe its because the guys with the guns were not shooting or looting, they were peacefully protesting.

While the other was throwing stuff, and looting stores.

You know, one a legal assembly, one an out of control Illegal Mob?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (NgKpN)

92 I've also seen the equivalence as "armed MAGA protesters" and (implied) unarmed #BLM protesters.

Yes, when you describe it that way, the former sounds more menacing.

The problem is that it glosses over how each respective crowd behaved. The MAGA protesters weren't pointing or shooting their guns, while the BLM/Antifa people are smashing, burning, driving cars into shops, etc. That they are not using guns to do this doesn't make them less menacing than the MAGA people.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (bDqIh)

93 Walter's Hot Dogs in Mamoronek.

Muhmoronewok?

Posted by: x at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (nFwvY)

94 https://bit.ly/3expGPl
**********
Trump: Social media companies have unchecked power to control, censor information | Fox News Video

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (j7aNt)

95 So the National Guard has been called in. In what capacity? Are they
allowed to make arrests? Are they just there for the visuals? Can they
bonk someone on the head?

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Mad props to whoever jacks the tank.

Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (kOpft)

96 75 >>I'm a simple man, though.


wut r u waring ??

Posted by: REDACTED at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (JgrP5)

97 this hotdog/bun warmer.
Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM

Oooo...talk to me, baby.

Posted by: Shep! at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (rBtIz)

98 All this on the 4th anniversary of Harambe's murder.

Sadz.

He saw it coming. We should have listened.

Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (3H9h1)

99 Even those of us who aren't working are going to have to go thru mandatory HR YOU ARE A RACIST AND YOU DON'T KNOW IT training.

After all, I'm being forced to wear a mask because YOU ARE AN ASYMPTOMATIC CARRIER AND YOU DON'T KNOW IT

I'm so looking forward to the civil war. I just wish we'd hashed this out in 2008 when I was younger and had more momentum.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (DY3v8)

100 >>>Gotta get the orange Drink.


this hotdog stand I went to as a kid would give you a drink that was half orange jucie, half apple juice. It was incredible. The two mixed to make something amazing.

Unfortunately, that's also like 15 teaspoons of sugar in one cup.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (PbpT7)

101 Hayes should get himself a pistol so he can suck start it. Law abiding blacks in Minneapolis had a protest yesterday early in the day. No tear gas etc was used on them. The hoodlums came out later and starting liberating TVs and things.

The media always does that crap of lumping ALL blacks together as though the middle class ones that probably protested both the lockdowns and the cop killing his handcuffed arrestee, identify with the wilding group that is looting and burning. SMFH from this whitebread cracker.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (T9Hmo)

102 Were I someone there protesting, I would be screaming my head off about how the hell dare you lump me in with that scum.

But what are the odds that my voice would even be heard? After all, it doesn't comply with the mighty Narrative.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (GbPPJ)
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And you would be missing out on some of the best deals at Target ever!

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (Eicbe)

103 I went to a riot and all I got was this T-Shirt.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (2DOZq)

104 They make cauliflower pizza dough, I imagine some hipster dufus must make a hot dog bun out of that shit too

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (Xrf6t)

105 88 What? Target doesn't sell to black people?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:41 PM (lwiT4)

***********

Reparations.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (wiXsO)

Someone actually tweeted that the looting was partial reparations.


What a stupid time to be alive. And we haven't yet reached Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (ptqGC)

Well... lets see, connect the dots.

You shoot arrows at Targets.

Arrows were used by Indians.

Indians kept slaves, just like the White Man.

ergo.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (NgKpN)

106 ace, sounds delicious.
Also ace, could I email you? I wrote a piece I want to submit to the Babylon Bee, titled "Michigan Governor Whitmer Revealed to be the Devil."
Would love to get your feedback.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (L2ZTs)

107 >>Unfortunately, that's also like 15 teaspoons of sugar in one cup.


Whatever...

Stand next to Jonah Goldberg. Instant GAINZ!

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (8PNwI)

108 >>>104 They make cauliflower pizza dough, I imagine some hipster dufus must make a hot dog bun out of that shit too

you can, it's just a pain in the ass to make them. Lately I'm using storebought low-carb tortillas as "buns."

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (PbpT7)

109 They are starting fires and trapped an employee in furniture barn also holding magic noodle owner against will. On roof of target and throwing things. And moving north into neighborhood houses with Molotov cocktails. This is Saint Paul. Peaceful bunch there in Saint Paul.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (UNyae)

110 If I have to prove I'm healthy enough to give blood, why shouldn't the people in the clinic need to satisfy me they're healthy enough to take my blood?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (XFBHF)

111 I'm a simple man, though. I stick to mustard and kraut or mustard and (sugar free) relish, when I want a change up.

I don't go for all the Fancy Toppin's.
Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (PbpT7)

Wait, if you don't eat bread do you just hold the dog, kraut, and mustard in your greasy fingers?

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (nu45M)

112 Great I love it! No more worrying about the dogs behind us.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (dUJdY)

Excellent!!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (Xt7n2)

113 Someone could make a fortune with a Keto bread bakery.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (ptqGC)

114 Topic is hot dogs? Really?
Just polished off another two chili dogs from Mustards.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (L2ZTs)

115 Little Miss Chrissy would, it seems, be as worried about the 'armed protestors' standing in front of his house - heavy emphasis on the word STANDING - as he would be were rioters tossing Molotov cocktails through his front window and smashing down his front door.

Little Miss Chrissy needs to grow the fuck up.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (e284m)

116 PGIS!

Hi lady.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (8PNwI)

117 Ace's combat Vespa features spiked tires, and a rich fuel mixture when send delicate but tasteful flames out the back - where it cooks fresh hot dogs to perfection!

He keep condiments in his concertina wire-wrapped messenger bag.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)

118 I'm a simple man, though.


wut r u waring ??
Posted by: REDACTED at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (JgrP5)
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Khakis.

Posted by: New Jake From State Farm at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (Eicbe)

119 >>>Wait, if you don't eat bread do you just hold the dog, kraut, and mustard in your greasy fingers?

knife and fork, same with pizza, same with burgers.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (PbpT7)

120 @60 Hey, I was just giving kudos to zombie.

Posted by: Case at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (89jOB)

121 Get one of the Retro Hot Dog toasters. I love mine.
Does the buns too.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (v0R5T)

122 Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted. Then some of the aggrieved looted a Dollar Tree Store. Poorest quality looters in the world, although one guy decided to open an atm machine with a stolen car.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (C1Lsn)

123 Another interesting thing the thugs have stripped their license plates and are ferrying people to and from the current loot zone

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (UNyae)

124 If you pulled a hundred of these " aggressive shoppers" out of the crowd, and asked them to name the man who was killed by the police officer, how many would even know?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (lwiT4)

125 Important Announcement From Target Stores in Minneapolis: "During these uncertain times, it's important to remember social distancing and other preventative practices that reduce the chance to spread Covid-19. In that spirit, Target in Minneapolis would like to announce Curbside Looting. Just pull up to the front of the store and let us know what you would have taken during a riot situation* and one of our associates will run inside and get the items for you. Remember, we're all in this together!"*offer void if no riot in progress.

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (0jZvB)

126 18 I'd rather remove the last nut from a manifold than watch SCARJO

Since she came over here from the last thread, I must say I liked her as a teenage girl in The Horse Whisperer. It was a great role. Very touching performance.

Posted by: Nancy B. at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (CxERZ)

127 >>Wait, if you don't eat bread do you just hold the dog, kraut, and mustard in your greasy fingers?


I think I see where all that Greasy Dick talk originates.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (8PNwI)

128 Someone could make a fortune with a Keto bread bakery.

Costco has some from a company called Franz.. too afraid to try it

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (Zmnko)

129 In Baltimore when the looted the CVS and burned it, they rebuilt it. I drove by it and it looks much like a fortress now. Didn't see machine gun ports, but we didn't really want to hang around very long in that area.

Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (lsxVG)

130 95 So the National Guard has been called in. In what capacity? Are they
allowed to make arrests? Are they just there for the visuals? Can they
bonk someone on the head?

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Mad props to whoever jacks the tank.
Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 06:45 PM (kOpft)

They only called in 200. Not enough troop density to do anything except be targets.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (NgKpN)

131 A LEO once told me that "protesters" often had good taste. The Chevis etc always went first. When he saw Mad Dog he knew the "protest" was about over.

Posted by: Dingbat at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (N0gU3)

132 ''this hotdog stand I went to as a kid would give you a drink that was half orange jucie, half apple juice. It was incredible. The two mixed to make something amazing. ''

Nothing else? No club soda? I think I may try that. I've mixed OJ with just about every other juice but never tried it with apple juice. Now I'm trying to think what liquor would compliment that best. Hmm...

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (gLRfa)

133 I'm sure all the business owners will agree they are protesters

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (ZCEU2)

134 So basically this is a warmup for the Dem convention later on.

Posted by: morigu at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (Eu98u)

135 123 Another interesting thing the thugs have stripped their license plates and are ferrying people to and from the current loot zone

Wearing their covid masks...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (Zmnko)

136 NO ONE SELLS TO BLACK PEOPLE.

There are no black people with retail merchandise, anywhere, because racism.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (oVJmc)
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It's because they don't know how to get ID cards.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (Eicbe)

137 >>>128 Someone could make a fortune with a Keto bread bakery.

Costco has some from a company called Franz.. too afraid to try it

...

that's at costco? Wow, I want to try that.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

138 But what are the odds that my voice would even be heard? After all, it doesn't comply with the mighty Narrative.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM

Maybe if you stood on the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (rBtIz)

139 Illogical comparisons is what the Left does . It's one of their inherent traits.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (2DOZq)

140 Now I'm trying to think what liquor would compliment that best. Hmm...
Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (gLRfa)

vodka

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (G546f)

141 If I have to prove I'm healthy enough to give blood, why shouldn't the people in the clinic need to satisfy me they're healthy enough to take my blood?
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (XFBHF)

Never, ever give blood. You can sell it, but never just hand it over for free.

Cash only.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (Z+IKu)

142 Just got an email from the office that our company is on standby to board up stores in riot prone cities. One of our crews just did 3 in St. Paul.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (R5lpX)

143 They are starting fires and trapped an employee in furniture barn also
holding magic noodle owner against will. On roof of target and throwing
things. And moving north into neighborhood houses with Molotov
cocktails.


oh my gosh

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (lwiT4)

144 >>Another interesting thing the thugs have stripped their license plates and are ferrying people to and from the current loot zone


Back in 68 there were caravans of cars coming up to the NE Cities ferrying guns and "Protestors" from the Southern States.

The National Guard in Newark shot a lot of them and dumped them in the river.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (8PNwI)

145 122 Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted. Then some of the aggrieved looted a Dollar Tree Store. Poorest quality looters in the world, although one guy decided to open an atm machine with a stolen car.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (C1Lsn)

My Target has booze, but its Calif, don't know about there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (NgKpN)

146 >>>So basically this is a warmup for the Dem convention later on.


They eliminated the need to tear the city down. It's already gone! Sadly, Omar wasn't there.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (VWp7G)

147 Mittens is upset with Trump again:

@MittRomney

I know Joe Scarborough. Joe is a friend of mine. I don't know T. J. Klausutis. Joe can weather vile, baseless accusations but T. J.? His heart is breaking. Enough already.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (ptqGC)

148
that's at costco? Wow, I want to try that.

I'm in NorCal and mine has it

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (Zmnko)

149 124
If you pulled a hundred of these " aggressive shoppers" out of the
crowd, and asked them to name the man who was killed by the police
officer, how many would even know?


Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (lwiT4)
His name? Uh, Freeshit Shopin!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (e284m)

150 >>That's all you will get. Dog w/ Mustard and an Orange Drink.

>>Gotta get the orange Drink.

I used to work with a guy who made his money in commercial real estate, building malls around the country. He was also cheaper than Scrooge McDuck.

We traveled a lot together and no matter what city we landed in he knew where to find the best hot dog cart. It's actually a myth that you can't get sick of hot dogs.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (ZLI7S)

151 I get the stinkeye when I'm at my Chicagoland Target because I keep my nose out, because a) this is a pointless exercise, and b) I have a cute nose.

And I honestly think Target is shorting their merchandising for durables as well as consumables to keep the panic going.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (DY3v8)

152 Because BLACK.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (pw+jk)

153 What? Target doesn't sell to black people?

Read that as:
What? Target doesn't sell black people?

Posted by: that's why they call me banned at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (HsA0t)

154 Hey maybe a reporter can ask the black Police commissioner why he's running a "systemically racist" police force.


The levels of cognitive dissidence that would ensue would be priceless.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (lh1YW)

155 133
I'm sure all the business owners will agree they are protesters

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (ZCEU2)

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Clearly no rooftop Koreans in town.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (cfSRQ)

156 They are starting fires and trapped an employee in furniture barn also holding magic noodle owner against will. On roof of target and throwing things. And moving north into neighborhood houses with Molotov cocktails. This is Saint Paul. Peaceful bunch there in Saint Paul.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (UNyae)
*************
Let it burn and let the Dems keep defending it.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (wiXsO)

157 @122: "Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted."

Bullshit. The little independent liquor store three blocks from my apartment was looted and ransacked last night. The only saving grace is that the looters didn't go full crazy and start pulling down entire shelves of wine onto the floor.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (+oVP5)

158 122 Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted. Then some of the aggrieved looted a Dollar Tree Store. Poorest quality looters in the world, although one guy decided to open an atm machine with a stolen car.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (C1Lsn)

Probably b/c they figure the owners might be armed.

Posted by: Gem at May 28, 2020 06:50 PM (kIHih)

159 Easy fix: cropdust them. Or maybe chemtrail them. Yeah yeah, that's the ticket...CHEMTRAILS!

Posted by: kallisto at May 28, 2020 06:51 PM (BuB4M)

160 What a stupid time to be alive. And we haven't yet reached Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

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Unfortunately, after Peak Stupid there is nothing but an uninhabited, smoldering, ash-covered rock floating silently in space.

Posted by: RKae at May 28, 2020 06:51 PM (mo/k+)

161 122 Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted. Then some of the aggrieved looted a Dollar Tree Store. Poorest quality looters in the world, although one guy decided to open an atm machine with a stolen car.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (C1Lsn)

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Minnehaha wine and Liquor for sure. Many Minnesota Targets have a stand alone liquor store up front. I didn't see one in the Minnehaha store videos.

There are a LOT of liquor stores on Lake Street. It is still a commercial boulevard, or maybe it WAS...

Posted by: rd at May 28, 2020 06:51 PM (+0uDE)

162 138 But what are the odds that my voice would even be heard? After all, it doesn't comply with the mighty Narrative.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM

Maybe if you stood on the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (rBtIz)

Try and sound like Tricia Helfer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 06:51 PM (A5zUN)

163 Whole lotta fat white women at this riot. Guess they're hoping to find a Tinder match.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (VWp7G)

164 Maybe if you stood on the Awesome Stepstool of Awesomeness...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (rBtIz)


Can I have your stuff?

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (R5lpX)

165 They only called in 200. Not enough troop density to do anything except be targets.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (NgKpN)

They really only need 2 snipers.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (2DOZq)

166 A hotdog goes to get his mail.
Opens the mailbox, pulls out a flyer which reads:
YOU MAY ALREADY BE A WEINER!

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

167 We'll of course need a couple $billion to 'fix' Minneapolis and St. Paul now.

Urban warfare renewal!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (e284m)

168 >>Walter's Hot Dogs in Mamoronek.


Top Dog in Rockport, MA.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (bDqIh)

169 >>also holding magic noodle owner against will.

Magic noodle owner casts spell, miracles self away. Asian children clap, happy, show ends, back to calculus homework.

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (XzT/D)

170 68 Well, if we don't get Bernie Bro riots in Milwaukee, I guess we can settle for Minneapolis. I wonder how many fine, upstanding young Somalis walked out of Target with a new TV?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:42 PM (ptqGC)

There is a "protest" scheduled for tomorrow in Milwaukee's hood. Apparently, the organizers are sending out emails saying "Burn Milwaukee down!" So you know it will be peaceful.

I imagine there are a few stores down there and their contents need to be liberated.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (HabA/)

171 review of franz bread


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7bKtXliesA

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (PbpT7)

172 Obviously, what's needed is free college.

Because college makes dumb people smart.

...And because free high school has done wonders for the black community. So let's click that dial up one more notch.



Posted by: RKae at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (mo/k+)

173 Even the horseshoe bats feeding on the donut crumbs in my quarantine beard can see that in the dystopian authoritarian nightmare that America has become in the Age of Trump, the protesters in Minneapolis have no other outlet to make their political voice heard.

Given how Trump has corrupted our nation's law enforcement and intelligence functions to suppress his crimes and retain power, one can't be surprised when people like these protesters we see in Minneapolis no longer have respect for law enforcement.

The Couch: The horseshoe bats have come home to roost!

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (jitVH)

174 >>Top Dog in Rockport, MA.


Never go to Massachusetts.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (8PNwI)

175 @123: "Another interesting thing the thugs have stripped their license plates and are ferrying people to and from the current loot zone"

I saw that last night, and they tend to travel in packs of three or four cars, not alone.

Worse, the ladies raiding the local Sephora drove up in two new, fully pimped out SVUs. Fancy rims, illegally dark tinted windows, etc.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (+oVP5)

176 Karenpundit? xD

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (vGJY7)

177 Good thing Mall of America is closed probably forever. Imagine people looting the Brookstone store.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (DY3v8)

178 What a stupid time to be alive. And we haven't yet reached Peak Stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

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We're barely making base camp.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (Eicbe)

179 Keto Bread sounds like it would suck balls.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (8PNwI)

180 Is Chris Hayes the guy who's Chubby Jonah's business partner? Is The Dispatch up and running?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (XFBHF)

181 damn

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (vGJY7)

182 >>>This is Saint Paul. Peaceful bunch there in Saint Paul.


I guess the Somalis pushed out the Scandis.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (VWp7G)

183 Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted. Then some of the
aggrieved looted a Dollar Tree Store. Poorest quality looters in the
world, although one guy decided to open an atm machine with a stolen
car.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (C1Lsn)


There was a liquor store looted. The reporterette showed a guy with his pants nearly falling off from bottles shoved in his pants.

And apparently tornadoes cause looting, too. In May, 2011 looters hit a Minneapolis liquor store after a tornado hit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (ptqGC)

184 They looted the liquor store earlier. But not the tobacco store because the owners were armed. Also a wig store. Because priorities

They keep going track to foot locker.

For those in the area all the action is university ave by midway marketplace and north and east from there

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (UNyae)

185 We are all Rooftop Koreans now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (pw+jk)

186 161 122 Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted. Then some of the aggrieved looted a Dollar Tree Store. Poorest quality looters in the world, although one guy decided to open an atm machine with a stolen car.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (C1Lsn)

Yeah, imagine looting a Dollar Store. You come out with an armload of cleaning supplies and cans of soup worth a grand total of $25.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (HabA/)

187 So who had "Race Riots" in the 'what the $%#@ could possibly happen next in 2020' pool?

Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (0jZvB)

188 I'll just toss this out for your consideration. How certain are you that this could never happen where you live?

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (MVjcR)

189 >>Imagine people looting the Brookstone store.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (DY3v

"Go on. *Try* to boost the massage chair up outta here on your back."

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (XzT/D)

190 Traveling Man I wouldn't want any part of it.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (ZCEU2)

191 Didja ever eat a hot dog that had one of those knots in the skin at one end, like a poorly constructed navel?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (m45I2)

192 Oh, my God, they're burning down the Yankee Candle store. It smells of persimmons and cinnamon and Mango Summer Breeze!

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (DY3v8)

193 And apparently tornadoes cause looting, too. In May, 2011 looters hit a Minneapolis liquor store after a tornado hit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

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Which of those two things caused more damage?

Posted by: RKae at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (mo/k+)

194 Let's parse some more, shall we?

The protestors in Lansing routinely were referred to as "predominantly white." The race of the predominately black rioters in Minneapolis is never mentioned. The lack of masks routinely was mentioned when the lockdowns were protested. The lack of masks will not be mentioned in regard to the Minneapolis riots. The presence of Confederate flags (I assume this is true) was mentioned in regard to the Lansing protests. The presence of Hammer & Sickle flags in Minneapolis never will be mentioned. The potential of violence in Lansing always was implied. The likelihood of violence in Minneapolis never is discussed outside of the original brutality.

It could be dismissed as harmless farce but/for the inherent danger. People will be hurt and possibly killed in Minneapolis because truth has to be avoided at all costs. Another great American city is about to become a ghost town due to left-wing hypocrisy and power grabbing.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (puu6v)

195 156. Yep. You get the gov you vote for. Have a ball.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (svbBD)

196 ace, did you see that Ruby Rose is leaving Batgirl?

shocka! /s

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (bDqIh)

197 >>Walter's Hot Dogs in Mamoronek.


>Top Dog in Rockport, MA

Mission - Newport, RI

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (ZLI7S)

198 165
They only called in 200. Not enough troop density to do anything except be targets.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (NgKpN)


Read my mind. Just enough to be present where they can be withdrawn before they're overwhelmed everywhere they try to make a penny packet stand.

But it'll have the Democrat/Karen mantra splashed all over it "WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!" and the Governor will be able to say "I deployed the guard!"

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (e284m)

199 Top Dog in Rockport, MA.


Never go to Massachusetts.
Posted by: garrett

Nothing but lips and Massholes.

Posted by: Midnight Oil at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (PsNcC)

200 Keto Bread sounds like it would suck balls.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (8PNwI)
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But without all the carbs.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (Eicbe)

201 There is a "protest" scheduled for tomorrow in
Milwaukee's hood. Apparently, the organizers are sending out emails
saying "Burn Milwaukee down!" So you know it will be peaceful.



I imagine there are a few stores down there and their contents need to be liberated.

Posted by: DonnaV at May 28, 2020 06:52 PM (HabA/)



I did not know this. Glad Little Winger is working from home tomorrow.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (lwiT4)

202 >>How certain are you that this could never happen where you live?


100%

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (8PNwI)

203 It's going to be a long hot summer

- Cliche

Posted by: MAGA at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (HCP4v)

204

Your very existence is racist, and we will rape all of you to death, bitches!

Posted by: Looty McNagger at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (GuQXB)

205 When I was a kid in Ohio, we lived on a US highway. I remember the local National Guard, heading up to Cleveland, go by in convoy, called in for the Hough riots. They had M1919s mounted on their jeeps.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (C1Lsn)

206 144 >>Another interesting thing the thugs have stripped their license plates and are ferrying people to and from the current loot zone

Uber hardest hit.

1992, on tv saw looter exit the then open bullocks wilshire with stuff, get in a car, pull away and turn right. And one of the few times I've seen a driver here use a turn signal to do so!

Posted by: banned fixed to tv then, smelling smoke at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (HsA0t)

207 There's been a bunch of thermonuclear hot takes about how none of the white people with guns who "stormed" the Michigan (I think it was MI) capitol whilst armed were not arrested and ree ree ree. 

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.at May 28, 2020 06:44 PM (GbPPJ)

Ah yes, that dumb blabbler Sarah Silverman was screeching about it earlier. Here's the thing though: she's absolutely right in diagnosing what happened. If the cops had tried to make an issue of it in Michigan, you can goddamn bet there would be dead protestors- and LOTS of dead cops. Some people are walking around with unloaded assault rifles- and some people absolutely aren't. But for all that, the protestors in Michigan didn't leave a trail of garbage, much less looting or corpses, behind them. The ones in Minnesota just wanted TVs.

Leaves you pretty optimistic about where blue states and red states are headed.

Posted by: trev006 at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (37rWG)

208 Oh, my God, they're burning down the Yankee Candle store. It smells of persimmons and cinnamon and Mango Summer Breeze!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie

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Alert me when the scent of gingerbread cookie dough starts wafting through town!

Posted by: RKae at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (mo/k+)

209 1 review of franz keto bread...


It's 8.95 for 2 loaves at Costco... 22.95 on line

Sounds like it's not bad

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (Zmnko)

210 >>Mission - Newport, RI


Don't listen to that guy. He's high.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (8PNwI)

211 Brat, kraut, spicy brown mustard, all wrapped up in schnitzel.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (1g7ch)

212 Off sock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (PsNcC)

213 And as someone pointed out this morning, one of the few black guys in North Dakota shot and killed a police officer yesterday.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (2DOZq)

214 I did not know this. Glad Little Winger is working from home tomorrow.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (lwiT4)

Heard it on Belling.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (HabA/)

215 All [Up] In Chris Hayes [Fat Ass] is a fun name for a retarded nobody watches TV show.

Why were the armed yet peaceful 2A protesters treated differently, Dipshit?

BECAUSE THEY WERE ARMED YET PEACEFUL, DUMBFUCK.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (BM2fS)

216 HR YOU ARE A RACIST AND YOU DON'T KNOW IT training.

I went through the "white privilege" training about 20 years ago. It doesn't count anymore?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (+eVzC)

217 @161: "There are a LOT of liquor stores on Lake Street. It is still a commercial boulevard, or maybe it WAS..."

Still is, although the ethnic character of some sections has changed over the last decade. West Lake near Uptown is still Uptown, but not quite as artsy as it once was. A few blocks east of here, it turns a little more Somali. Across I-35 and into the first few blocks of East Lake, you get a bunch of Hispanic businesses.

The local legendary Chicago Lake Liquors store got smashed up pretty bad last night too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (+oVP5)

218 Never go to Massachusetts.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM

In our defense, not all of us are assholes.

I realize that this isn't exactly a Chamber of Commerce worthy slogan.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (rBtIz)

219

NBC Bans Reporters From Using The Word 'Riot' In Coverage Of Minnesota Riots

https://tinyurl.com/y9wbexge

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (aKsyK)

220 >>And as someone pointed out this morning, one of the few black guys in North Dakota shot and killed a police officer yesterday.


They have more trees than black guys.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (8PNwI)

221 So who had "Race Riots" in the 'what the $%#@ could possibly happen next in 2020' pool?

I didn't have those until Nov 4th, so no prizes here.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - fighting with a dying hard drive at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (SchxB)

222 Fag Karl on ABC still tried his question with PDT that he did with Kayleigh & got slapped the fuck down

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (j7aNt)

223 "How certain are you that this could never happen where you live?"

I fully expect it. That's why I have things.

Posted by: freaked at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (Tnijr)

224 Really I don't give two squirts of pee what happens in democrat hell-holes and it is hard not to be on the side of mayhem in blue shitholes.



Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (pw+jk)

225 Really, though this is just a classic Rule 1 with the left, accuse the right of doing what you are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (KZzsI)

226 Helmudt's Strudel - Rockport Ma.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (e284m)

227 Hey maybe the black police commissioner could, you know, show some leadership and get out into the "community" and try to ease tensions and tell the "community" they are going pursue "justice!!"


It's a lie, he and the rest of the democrats that run the joint don't give a rats ass about the community.

This is all bullshit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (lh1YW)

228 Oh, my God, they're burning down the Yankee Candle store. It smells of persimmons and cinnamon and Mango Summer Breeze!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie
Maybe a little aroma therapy would calm everyone down.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 28, 2020 06:58 PM (XFBHF)

229 And moving north into neighborhood houses with Molotov cocktails.
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 06:46 PM (UNyae)

That's when the shooting will start. People are more willing to sit back and watch them burn businesses, but if they come into neighborhoods there is likely to be a much different reaction.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 28, 2020 06:58 PM (nu45M)

230 And as someone pointed out this morning, one of the few black guys in North Dakota shot and killed a police officer yesterday.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here

---

I'll bet the other black guy in North Dakota is face-palming in shame.

Posted by: RKae at May 28, 2020 06:58 PM (mo/k+)

231 I hope they spare Mickey's Diner in St. Paul, it a landmark.

Posted by: Colin at May 28, 2020 06:58 PM (lsxVG)

232 >>Don't listen to that guy. He's high.

And who would be a better judge of junk food?

Seriously, they make their own hot dogs onsite and they are great.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 06:58 PM (ZLI7S)

233 213 Damn, there's only five in the whole state and two are in the Air Force, bound to leave sooner or later.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:58 PM (C1Lsn)

234 @185: "We are all Rooftop Koreans now."

Honestly, I think the anarchist types are playing with fire right now, because there are barely any business owners with guns, but that might start changing, not just tomorrow or next week, but long into the future.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 06:58 PM (+oVP5)

235 >>In our defense, not all of us are assholes.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (rBtIz)

Your state is shaped like a handgun.

Strange.

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 06:58 PM (XzT/D)

236
I fully expect it. That's why I have things.
Posted by: freaked at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (Tnijr)
-----
Good.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (1s9HL)

237 >>. . . I saw that last night, and they tend to travel in packs of three or four cars, not alone.



Congratulations, Hollywood!
Looks like we're getting closer to your twisted "Purge" fantasies. Not like you've been pushing this onto us with the racially toxic Purge movies (4 + "The Hunt") and The Purge tv series.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (bDqIh)

238 You know, they still kill baby seals in Canada.
They just quit talking about it.
And the media likes their gubbrment.
See how it works?

Posted by: Case at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (89jOB)

239 My son got chased out of Home Depot so they could barricade the store.

His house is about a mile and a half from the festivities in MN.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (WEBkv)

240 The governor is all about barking out orders and looking bad ass when there will be no violent resistance. When riots are the response then they tend to run round scared looking limp. Pussies.

Posted by: Pliney at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (nzKWW)

241 Returning America's wealth to its rightful owners, as Rush would paraphrase the Light Bringer.

Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (786Ro)

242 It will all be peacefully settled when Al Sharpton gets there./s. He's going to lead a prayer vigil at the place Mr. Floyd was killed

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (+eVzC)

243 Can't wait for the MPD deploy their cadets ala the movie Police Academy.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (fpc+A)

244 >>>200 Keto Bread sounds like it would suck balls.

The main point of bread is to hold meat.

Also, to trap the fat that drips off a hamburger or hot dog or etc. burgers without bread don't taste right, but it's not because of the lack of bread, it's the lack of fat which the lack of bread allows.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (PbpT7)

245 @192: "Oh, my God, they're burning down the Yankee Candle store. It smells of persimmons and cinnamon and Mango Summer Breeze!"

They smashed through the windows of our local Penzey's spice store last night. Probably checked the register for cash, then moved onto the next store, but still.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (+oVP5)

246 How certain are you that this could never happen where you live?
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (MVjcR)

I would be shocked if Philly doesn't riot thus summer

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 07:00 PM (G546f)

247 Umm there appears to be no coverage of the current rioting by any of the cable channels are except CNN

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 07:00 PM (leNem)

248 They were also liberating HD TVs from bondage at Target.
.......

They wanna put all your TV's back in chains!

Posted by: Joey Fingerbang at May 28, 2020 07:00 PM (v0R5T)

249 "The main point of bread is to hold meat."

This is also the main point of Jonah Goldberg's wife.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 07:00 PM (PbpT7)

250

That's odd the MSNBC video seemed to miss all of the looting, arson and smashing of cars going on in Minneapolis. Like it's not even going on. I'm sure it was just an oversight. Maybe they can send the guy who was in Lake Geneva to investigate.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 07:00 PM (VKZ1F)

251 "Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted."



Bullshit. The little independent liquor store three blocks from my
apartment was looted and ransacked last night. The only saving grace is
that the looters didn't go full crazy and start pulling down entire
shelves of wine onto the floor.

---

It might have been here, but I think it was on twitter last night, I saw someone crying racism over hitting the liquor store, because really they're just getting materials for molotov cocktails.

Because that makes it "better"

Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 07:00 PM (kOpft)

252 >>How certain are you that this could never happen where you live?

95% sure. While the area I live in is not super diverse, we do have a LOT of 2A folks if you get my drift. I think things would get sportier really quick.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 28, 2020 07:00 PM (Xt7n2)

253 247
Umm there appears to be no coverage of the current rioting by any of the cable channels are except CNN

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 07:00 PM (leNem)
Oh, is it being reported as peaceful rioters, looters and arsonists?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (e284m)

254 >>The main point of bread is to hold meat.


Not at all.

That attitude is why you can't get a decent sammich in 90% of the country. The bread all sucks.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (8PNwI)

255 I'll just toss this out for your consideration. How certain are you that this could never happen where you live?
Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM (MVjcR)


Pretty damn certain it won't happen in our little town. Stores are too far apart and most people have guns and know how to use them.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (R5lpX)

256
Haven't heard of any liquor stores getting looted. Then some of the aggrieved looted a Dollar Tree Store. Poorest quality looters in the world, although one guy decided to open an atm machine with a stolen car.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM

Yeah, imagine looting a Dollar Store. You come out with an armload of cleaning supplies and cans of soup worth a grand total of $25.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at May 28, 2020 06:54 PM


I don't know...Dollar Tree has some delicious fudge striped shortbread cookies...I'd probably grab a few packages of them if they were open for looting

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (DUIap)

257 Do remember that Tea Party protesters had SWAT and snipers deployed in case they got a bit to protestery.

Posted by: Picric at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (nonGu)

258 Ah yes, that dumb blabbler Sarah Silverman was screeching about it earlier. Here's the thing though: she's absolutely right in diagnosing what happened. If the cops had tried to make an issue of it in Michigan, you can goddamn bet there would be dead protestors- and LOTS of dead cops. Some people are walking around with unloaded assault rifles- and some people absolutely aren't. But for all that, the protestors in Michigan didn't leave a trail of garbage, much less looting or corpses, behind them. The ones in Minnesota just wanted TVs.

Leaves you pretty optimistic about where blue states and red states are headed.
Posted by: trev006 at May 28, 2020 06:56 PM (37rWG)

No, real question is different.

Is it illegal to carry a long gun there? If not, the Protesters were not doing anything illegal.

Now, is it illegal to beat on cop cars, throw rocks, damage property, and LOOT stores? Oh, why Yes, that is illegal.

or is it their contention that the cops started it without any provocation or illegal activity before they acted?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (NgKpN)

259 @238 ... Don't bludgeon a seal
'Cuz you want a meal!
You do it
cuz you wanna hear that little fucker squeal!

You bash 'em on the cranium
And you do it just for kicks
And you poke out their eyes
With your eye-pokin sticks

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (DY3v8)

260
"How certain are you that this could never happen where you live?"

===
It could happen but then it would stop real quick like.
Then there might be retribution.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (pw+jk)

261 Fox finally has a reporter in MN.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (leNem)

262
That attitude is why you can't get a decent sammich in 90% of the country. The bread all sucks.





Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (8PNwI)
You know that sliced loaf stuff everyone buys won't grow mold for about 8 weeks right? Maybe not even then.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (e284m)

263 I don't know...Dollar Tree has some delicious fudge striped shortbread cookies...I'd probably grab a few packages of them if they were open for looting

Make sure to wear your covid mask

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (Zmnko)

264 They have that no-carb bread at my ShopRite and it's $9.99/small loaf.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (sGotD)

265 you guys should just call me Hotdog Ace because i'm all about the dogs
Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 06:38 PM


I thought you wanted to be yclept Shelvy?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (DMUuz)

266 This is not going to end well. I hope it does but it won't.
Personally, I'd bring in an army of K9's. Malinois.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (Yshgv)

267 I feel bad for the folks in St Paul.

I'm in Seattle. and if Seattle starts burning and rioting and smoking, I know yall will be rooting for carnage and total destruction.

please know, there are good people there too.

I'll be on the roof. with as much ammo as I can lug up there and a bottle of vodka.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)

268 Claymores are my suggestion
Just beware the This side towards enemy on it.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (ZCEU2)

269 So I was out and about earlier in the People's Republic of NoVa and there were quite a few people, including me, not wearing masks. I'm guessing I wasn't the only one making a last act of defiance because all of a sudden I need to wear one tomorrow.

Posted by: Vendette at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (6j2Bg)

270 My son got chased out of Home Depot so they could barricade the store.



His house is about a mile and a half from the festivities in MN.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (WEBkv)



That's really scary.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (lwiT4)

271 Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
We are not prepared for a pandemic. Trump has rolled back progress President Obama and I made to strengthen global health security. We need leadership that builds public trust, focuses on real threats, and mobilizes the world to stop outbreaks before they reach our shores
4:32 PM · Oct 25, 2019
*********
How did Tunafinger Sloe Joe Bidet know this that far in advance

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (j7aNt)

272 >>You know that sliced loaf stuff everyone buys won't grow mold for about 8 weeks right? Maybe not even then.


Yeah, most supermarket bread is just awful for sammiches.

You need a proper roll. Or, a Marble Rye.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (8PNwI)

273 Lefties like Hayes have to call 'rioters' 'protestors' because they know what they really think is that minorities are just wild animals and can't control themselves.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (oVJmc)

274 If this shit starts in town I'm not going near there. I don't think anything would happen out here though. Too many other soft targets between here and town.

Posted by: freaked at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (Tnijr)

275 It's not "rioting". It's molotov cocktail practice.
It's not "looting". It's magic. Everything disappears.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

276 Yoo hoo?

Posted by: National Divorce at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (SJDa9)

277 Personally, I'd bring in an army of K9's. Malinois.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (Yshgv)



Good dogs.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (lwiT4)

278 Behold America's newest food, alcohol, and cigarette desert.

Posted by: torabora at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (Y274z)

279 They smashed through the windows of our local Penzey's spice store last night. Probably checked the register for cash, then moved onto the next store, but still.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (+oVP5)

The owner of Penzey's is a mouthy Trump hating lib. I wonder what he would say about his store being damaged.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (Xt7n2)

280 Weasel.. it could most certainly happen in Kansas City. My husband lived thru the riots in 68. He was 19 and remembers very well National Guard at every corner. He remembers taking his mom to work every day at Macy's and guards were everywhere. He was terrified for his mom.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (dUJdY)

281 >>I'll be on the roof. with as much ammo as I can lug up there


Shit.

Posted by: Woodpecker in Seattle at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (8PNwI)

282 Fox reporting one person was killed during the looting last night. Paramedics showed up and people were throwing things at them.

The only thing that could make things worse would be Obama or Holder opening their pie holes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

283 I'll just toss this out for your consideration. How certain are you that this could never happen where you live?
Posted by: Weasel


I'm real frakkin certain it could happen here in Huntsville Alabama. I got bring Smash downtown tomorrow for outpatient surgery. You bet your ass I'm going armed to the teef.

Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (VcFUs)

284 Someone could make a fortune with a Keto bread bakery.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 06:47 PM (ptqGC)
====

Here's a place I'm going to try. The product looks good.

https://greatlowcarb.com/

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (iydjf)

285 I think the left needs to double their efforts with the Baghdad bob stragety .

Posted by: Pliney at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (nzKWW)

286 Maybe if local, state, and federal law enforcement along with 3 letter agencies didn't have a hard on for "white nationalism, then some of those resources could have been used to monitor social media and gangs to prevent shit like this.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (p0Y1J)

287 100%
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (8PNwI)

Unless you feel like rioting with yourself.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (+eVzC)

288 >> My son got chased out of Home Depot so they could barricade the store. His house is about a mile and a half from the festivities in MN
- - -
Yikes, blake, is he staying there and getting out of town?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 07:05 PM (bDqIh)

289 So who had "Race Riots" in the 'what the $%#@ could possibly happen next in 2020' pool?

In an election year? It was a given.

They tried in Georgia, but Minneapolis gave them better footage and cops, to boot.

Think back-- there's ALWAYS a push for racial upheaval in election years.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 07:05 PM (oVJmc)

290 The owner of Penzey's is a mouthy Trump hating lib. I wonder what he would say about his store being damaged.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (Xt7n

He probably already blamed Trump,

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 07:05 PM (2DOZq)

291 >> if Seattle starts burning and rioting and smoking, I know yall will be rooting for carnage and total destruction. Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)

Zod will be rooting for Godzilla to pull up the burning Seattle by its roots, stride across America with it, and beat Baltimore into rubble with it.

Get out while you can.

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 07:05 PM (XzT/D)

292
The only thing that could make things worse would be Obama or Holder opening their pie holes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)

Oh, It's coming.. And Joe's handlers will be writing something for him to try and say too...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 07:05 PM (Zmnko)

293 https://twitter.com/CrimeWatchMpls/status/1266139293606690816

"My caretakers asked the people why there are putting this [supplies like bottled water and first aid kits] in from of my building (27th Hennepin S in Uptown). 'It's for the protesters tonight'. Gonna be a big night."

Fuuuuuck.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 07:05 PM (+oVP5)

294 That's really scary.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (lwiT4)
-----------

My son is pretty competent and well armed.

That said, from what I can tell, he's a bit concerned.

As am I.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:06 PM (WEBkv)

295 Fox News' reporter Mike Tobin calling them "demonstators."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 07:06 PM (aKsyK)

296 So now a NAPA auto store on fire. What's the deal with auto stores? It's like tornadoes seeking out trailer parks or something.

Agenda Free TV on UToob has an ongoing thing with a host and the police scanners playing, pretty well done. Aurora Intel on the twatters has a live feed - they're pretty good for early takes on festivities in the MidEast.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:06 PM (El6T/)

297 The owner of Penzey's is a mouthy Trump hating lib. I wonder what he would say about his store being damaged.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM



ORANGEMANBAD did this!

Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 07:06 PM (786Ro)

298 I've said it before and I will say it again, you bring out one of those MRAPs with the Badass Stereo (like they used in Nicaragua) and throw on P-Funk...that whole town turns into a Dance Party in under 12 Bars.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (8PNwI)

299 or is it their contention that the cops started it without any provocation or illegal activity before they acted?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:01 PM (NgKpN)

I mean, by that logic Northam's gun ban could make armed protest illegal in Virginia. Wouldn't change the outcome, regardless of whether the police tried to arrest armed protesters with legal cover or simple governor fiat. That's when politicians start dying for their stupidity. And it's miles away from mindless theft.

Posted by: trev006 at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (37rWG)

300 Personally, I'd bring in an army of K9's. Malinois.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (Yshgv)



Good dogs.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 07:03 PM (lwiT4)

Mine is guarding the house at this moment. She MAY seem to be sleeping but don't let those snores fool you.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (fpc+A)

301 The weather forecast for today is partly cloudy, with a high near 80, and a 40% chance of looting overnight.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (Z4rgH)

302 2020
Wuhan Flu
Stock market crash
Economic collapse
Murder hornets
Race riots

I vote that we just let the damn Jooos go and be done with this shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (guGkK)

303 *snort*

I love you guys

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (d7Ww2)

304 Hennepin County Attorney Mike Freeman said there is evidence that may put the George Floyd death in a different light. He didn't specify.

Something bad happened between when the building surveillance showed a handcuffed Floyd walking to the squad, and when he died being crushed by three cops.

I wish they would release the body camera videos soon.

Posted by: rd at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (+0uDE)

305
"My caretakers asked the people why there are putting this [supplies
like bottled water and first aid kits] in from of my building (27th
Hennepin S in Uptown). 'It's for the protesters tonight'. Gonna be a big
night."



Organized and funded.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

306 So the Democrat governor had to call the National Guard to protect Democrats businesses from the Democrat voting block.
Somehow not feeling much about this.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (ZCEU2)

307 I don't about ya'll but 2020 has completely sucked green donkey balls so far.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (dUJdY)

308 296 So now a NAPA auto store on fire.

Protestors practicing their Boy Scout merit badge skills?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (Zmnko)

309 Wow, that was quite a statement by Keith Ellison---Oh, wait, he hasn't had shit to say.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (k16aq)

310 The governor is all about barking out orders and looking bad ass when there will be no violent resistance. When riots are the response then they tend to run round scared looking limp. Pussies.
Posted by: Pliney at May 28, 2020 06:59 PM (nzKWW)

Also why the Muslims get results.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (nu45M)

311 Fox News' reporter Mike Tobin calling them "demonstators."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 07:06 PM (aKsyK)



Sure, they're demonstrating modern looting methods.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 07:08 PM (guGkK)

312 *raises hand*

But not this early. I figured around the RNC convention. Still could happen

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 07:08 PM (KZzsI)

313 They are starting fires and trapped an employee in furniture barn also
holding magic noodle owner against will. On roof of target and throwing
things. And moving north into neighborhood houses with Molotov
cocktails.


oh my gosh
Posted by: grammie winger at May 28, 2020 06:49 PM (lwiT4)



And the first person who fires in self defense will be accused of hunting people of color.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 28, 2020 07:08 PM (GbPPJ)

314 Yikes, blake, is he staying there and getting out of town?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 07:05 PM (bDqIh)
-----------

He has a job on the other side of town and has to return later this evening.

He's tooled up for the return home, but, he's not thrilled at the prospect of what me might run into.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:08 PM (WEBkv)

315
So now a NAPA auto store on fire. What's the deal with auto stores?
It's like tornadoes seeking out trailer parks or something.


In Ferguson they went after the custom wheels/tire store.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 07:08 PM (oVJmc)

316 I don't about ya'll but 2020 has completely sucked green donkey balls so far.

Posted by: Jewells45



x1000

Posted by: Hands at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (786Ro)

317 I think this amply illustrates why you can start laughing the instant you hear a lib analogy.

When you hear the words "is just like" or "the same" from a lib, you *know* you are going to find words twisted around trees and *SIGNIFICANT* details simply handwaved away.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (Eicbe)

318 @279: "The owner of Penzey's is a mouthy Trump hating lib. I wonder what he would say about his store being damaged."

Yeah, but still, kinda sucks for those of us who live here, like cooking, and try to ignore politics in business. Honestly, the most rabid anti-Trump people will ignore the looters, and blame Trump for making them behave badly.

Shame people like the Penzey's owner don't understand that they'll be first, or maybe second, against the wall, if the workers revolution ever succeeds.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (+oVP5)

319 >>295 Fox News' reporter Mike Tobin calling them "demonstators."


Just like in Benghazi!!

Posted by: Susan Rice at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (bDqIh)

320 We Only Call Peaceful Protesters Because It Would be Racist to Say "Rioters and Looters"


Hayes and His Kind are Rooters and Liators.

Posted by: Miklosian Opinions, a 501(c)3 not-for-profit at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (QzkSJ)

321 295 Fox News' reporter Mike Tobin calling them "demonstators."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 07:06 PM (aKsyK)
------
Guess that's not entirely untrue. Demonstrating how to riot.

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (1s9HL)

322 So now a NAPA auto store on fire. What's the deal with auto stores?
It's like tornadoes seeking out trailer parks or something.



They hate these cans.

Posted by: Navin Johnson at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (guGkK)

323 >>I'll be on the roof. with as much ammo as I can lug up there
.........

Say "Hi!" to the Koreans. You might bring them up some Gimbap for snacks.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

324 Good bread can be far more than a vector for a hamburger.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (A5zUN)

325 Wow, that was quite a statement by Keith Ellison---Oh, wait, he hasn't had shit to say.

He's tired. He was up all night making Molotov Cocktails.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (oVJmc)

326 301 The weather forecast for today is partly cloudy, with a high near 80, and a 40% chance of looting overnight.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (Z4rgH)

105 here right now, ain't no one going to outside looting!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (NgKpN)

327 293 https://twitter.com/CrimeWatchMpls/status/1266139293606690816

"My caretakers asked the people why there are putting this [supplies like bottled water and first aid kits] in from of my building (27th Hennepin S in Uptown). 'It's for the protesters tonight'. Gonna be a big night."

Fuuuuuck.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 07:05 PM (+oVP5)

-----

Offerings and Sacrifices to propitiate the Gods of Violence.

Posted by: rd at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (+0uDE)

328 Vendette the audacious idiocy of *starting* the ridiculous mask nonsense, now, is breath-taking. Never thought I'd see VA worse than CA.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (El6T/)

329 The only thing that could make things worse would be Obama or Holder opening their pie holes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 28, 2020 07:04 PM (ptqGC)



And in...

3... 2.. 1..

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 07:10 PM (1g7ch)

330 Posted by: rd at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (+0uDE)

The cop on his neck should be prosecuted. He fucked up. But Floyd should have already been dead years ago when he did the home invasion.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 07:10 PM (2DOZq)

331 See.

Aetius gets it.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:10 PM (8PNwI)

332 I am using broadcastify. It is a good scanner app and website

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:10 PM (UNyae)

333 Zardoz needs to float his head above the rioters and disgorge lots of ammo and rifles.

The penis is evil. The gun is good.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2020 07:10 PM (Z+IKu)

334 319 >>295 Fox News' reporter Mike Tobin calling them "demonstators."


Just like in Benghazi!!
Posted by: Susan Rice at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (bDqIh)

They're bringing Mortars?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:10 PM (NgKpN)

335 Interesting.

The female Hispanic senator from NV has withdrawn herself from VP consideration.

Posted by: Ha at May 28, 2020 07:10 PM (SJDa9)

336 And Fuck Pretzel Buns.

Just Fuck them.

Stupid fucking idea whose time was never.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:10 PM (8PNwI)

337 Disappointing about Tobin. Was around him overseas, he was good.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (El6T/)

338 Minnesota is infested with the german immigrant marxist thinking that led to kindergarten and then pre-school and generous welfare bennies. But this is also the state where the Jessie James gang met their doom, trying to rob a bank that had farmer/hunters savings in it.

Looters venturing into neighborhoods may not all make it home. The FNM likes to imply that bambi just dies from a wee little projectile and people only fall to 'military weapons' but hunters know that is BS. If hunters' mindsets gets swung to "I or we have to protect the kids" the looters will get a slap of reality for the last minute(s) of their lives.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (T9Hmo)

339 All this rioting on live tv?

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (ZCEU2)

340 >>> I am using broadcastify. It is a good scanner app and website



St. Paul just said the peaceful protesters shot at a pregnant woman's car. Woman had to jump out of car, and it continued moving forward.

Peaceful...

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (bkUtD)

341 Disappointing about Tobin. Was around him overseas, he was good.

No doubt orders from FOX

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (Zmnko)

342 >>Wow, that was quite a statement by Keith Ellison---Oh, wait, he hasn't had shit to say.


I am sure he and his staff are busy preparing to prosecute cops for mistreating the protesters. . .

Posted by: Susan Rice at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (bDqIh)

343 So now a NAPA auto store on fire.


That should be good for the environment.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (86P42)

344 Well in some cases they are looting the auto stores for things to throw at the police

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (UNyae)

345 So who had "Race Riots" in the 'what the $%#@ could possibly happen next in 2020' pool?
---

I thought June was supposed to be Godzilla

Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (kOpft)

346 Watch the editorials in the MSM newspapers... the Philadelphia _Inquirer_ has TWO columnists already defending the rioters. One's even trying again to justify the Colin Kapernick "protest" years later...

inquirer.com

Posted by: gdgm+ at May 28, 2020 07:12 PM (ExnWy)

347

Plandemic: Failing
Planriot: Engage!

Posted by: Cyrious Memberpate at May 28, 2020 07:12 PM (d6DSt)

348 >>Well in some cases they are looting the auto stores for things to throw at the police


What...Like Fuzzy Dice?

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:12 PM (8PNwI)

349 >>and blame Trump for making them behave badly.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (+oVP5)

In which case he should flip the script.

"Sure, I encouraged it. Minneapolis is an urban shithole. Burning it down is just cheap demolition. I'm a builder. I know these kinds of things. See that guy over there, nodding? He knows what Im talking about!"

Posted by: Zod at May 28, 2020 07:12 PM (XzT/D)

350 On a positive note, white people are free to move around with the looters and rioters. That is progress.

Posted by: wodun at May 28, 2020 07:12 PM (lFga6)

351 @CrimeWatchMpls
23m
We got this message from a follower. People are actually leaving supplies around the city to help the looters/rioters.



Investments pay dividends

Posted by: Bill Ayers at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (786Ro)

352 No doubt orders from FOX

Oh for sure.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (dUJdY)

353 So now a NAPA auto store on fire.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (86P42)
---
It's the know-how.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (Eicbe)

354 Imagine what the "media" will report when somebody protects his himself, his family, or his property.
I bet there are no nice words from them then.
Just a guess.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (pw+jk)

355
No one I know thought the cops were "hero's" during the panicdemic!

Only fags call hoagies or subs "heros".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (mht8P)

356 @338: "But this is also the state where the Jessie James gang met their doom, trying to rob a bank that had farmer/hunters savings in it."

Technically, he died in Missouri, but yeah, the Northfield bank raid was the beginning of the end.

The town has an annual festival, complete with reenactments, every year, and even stranger, I lived in an apartment above the old bank during college.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (+oVP5)

357 "My caretakers asked the people why there are putting this [supplies
like bottled water and first aid kits] in from of my building (27th
Hennepin S in Uptown). 'It's for the protesters tonight'. Gonna be a big
night."

Danegeld?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (G546f)

358 >>Well in some cases they are looting the auto stores for things to throw at the police


What...Like Fuzzy Dice?
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:12 PM (8PNwI)
--------
Get hit with one of those little green cardboard pine trees and see how it feels!

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (1s9HL)

359
Say "Hi!" to the Koreans. You might bring them up some Gimbap for snacks.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:09 PM (v0R5T)


The older I get, the less tolerant I am of fish. There is a place locally I can order it without the crab-flavored pollock strips.

When I was in second grade in the midwest in the 1970s, my mother packed me some kimbap in my lunch. One of my classmates asked me why I was eating charcoal. I could not stop laughing, and another kid at the table laughed so hard that he threw up.

I truly miss the days before political correctness. Kids nowadays are robbed of an essential part of childhood.

Posted by: fktheleft at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM (I54dk)

360 Posted by: Walter Freeman at May 28, 2020 06:57 PM (+oVP5)

Damn

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (IYHxL)

361 >>Only fags call hoagies or subs "heros".


They are called Wedges.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (8PNwI)

362 344 Well in some cases they are looting the auto stores for things to throw at the police
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (UNyae)

Protester 1: Should I go for the shocks or struts? Also, what is the difference?

Protester 2: At one time there was a definable difference between a shock and a strut. However, as time has moved on, the models have gotten closer and closer to where the distinction is somewhat arbitrary.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (A5zUN)

363 In Ferguson they went after the custom wheels/tire store.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 07:08 PM (oVJmc)


I see Sum Dude now trying to roll off four tires and keep them all together.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (1g7ch)

364 I thought June was supposed to be Godzilla

Posted by: Methos at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (kOpft)
---
Nope. Biden was given a chance to name her on the ticket and he passed.

Posted by: Axeman at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (Eicbe)

365
A cop in a Democrat-run city in a Democrat-run state kills a suspect. All Republicans are to blame.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (mht8P)

366 Garrett as a Pennsylvanian I certainly eat my weight in pretzels every year, had some today at lunch. But never tried the pretzel bun ever, wasn't sure it would be a good idea.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (ZCEU2)

367 We got this message from a follower. People are actually leaving supplies around the city to help the looters/rioters.

Unbelievable

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (Zmnko)

368 thathalfrican - your AO quiet?

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:15 PM (El6T/)

369 Why haven't they arrested the cop?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 28, 2020 07:15 PM (86P42)

370 Only fags call hoagies or subs "heros".


They are called Wedges.
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:14 PM (8PNwI)

PoBoys. Wedges is what women wear.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 28, 2020 07:15 PM (2DOZq)

371 Well in some cases they are looting the auto stores for things to throw at the police
Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:11 PM (UNyae)

Spark plugs

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 28, 2020 07:15 PM (nu45M)

372 351 People in Arizona leave supplies in the desert for the illegals.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 07:15 PM (C1Lsn)

373 >.We got this message from a follower. People are actually leaving supplies around the city to help the looters/rioters.


Because it is organized, likely by out of state/national (if not international) organizations, such as (Soros-funded) Antifa.

Chances Robert Creamer is involved?

Posted by: Susan Rice at May 28, 2020 07:15 PM (bDqIh)

374 Hennepin County Attorney Mike Freeman said there is evidence that may put the George Floyd death in a different light. He didn't specify.

Something bad happened between when the building surveillance showed a handcuffed Floyd walking to the squad, and when he died being crushed by three cops.

I wish they would release the body camera videos soon.
Posted by: rd at May 28, 2020 07:07 PM (+0uDE)


Ahhh......that might be a good idea.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (PsNcC)

375 There is literally nothing that is enhanced by being on a Pretzel Bun.

Nothing.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (8PNwI)

376 And Fuck Pretzel Buns.

Just Fuck them.

Stupid fucking idea whose time was never.


You're nuts. Pretzel buns are delicious.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (UW2ZS)

377 'Everbody wuz freeshit shoppin'

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (XhWtx)

378 >>Well in some cases they are looting the auto stores for things to throw at the police


What...Like Fuzzy Dice?
Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:12 PM (8PNwI)


You don't know real pain until you've been hit in the head with a can of Armor-all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (guGkK)

379 Only fags call hoagies or subs "heros".


They are called Wedges.

But, but what about me?

Posted by: Grinder at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (fpc+A)

380 As long as these fucks burn down the cities they are getting away with it.
If they start going door to door in the burbs there may be problems for them.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

381 When there is blood running on the streets, buy real estate.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (pw+jk)

382 Wyatt Earp what do the glass balls do to disperse the crowd

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (UNyae)

383 Twitchy is actually condemning/criticizing PDT's efforts to better regulate Twitter and other social media.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (L2ZTs)

384 >>>Here's a place I'm going to try. The product looks good.

https://greatlowcarb.com/


..

i've had it, not bad. The problem is that delivery is very expsensive because it's rapid mail AND it's on dry ice.

I usually order in bulk from Netrition and then freeze.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (PbpT7)

385 New thread - more on the riots...

Posted by: gdgm+ at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (ExnWy)

386 Mission - Newport, RI
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 06:55 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Is that the place with the little dinosaurs?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (sGotD)

387 That attitude is why you can't get a decent sammich in 90% of the country. The bread all sucks


Posted by: garrett

Muffalettas MUST be made with Leidenheimer's.

Posted by: Miklos likes a good Muff at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (QzkSJ)

388 >>>383 Twitchy is actually condemning/criticizing PDT's efforts to better regulate Twitter and other social media.

twitter is their fucking church.

Posted by: ace at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (PbpT7)

389 Kids nowadays are robbed of an essential part of childhood.
Posted by: fktheleft at May 28, 2020 07:13 PM


It's stolen from us.

HOW DARE YOU????!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Greta Scoldsdottir at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (DMUuz)

390 this would seem to be the HotDog thing HotDogAce is talking about


fun ... even holds warm buns, too much cleaning involved for me.


https://tinyurl.com/y9pk8ww2

Posted by: illiniwek at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (Cus5s)

391 A -- The two Chrises, Hayes and Wallace, climb into a bag.

Q -- What is "Dumber than a bag of bricks", Alex?

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (Z4rgH)

392 Earlier I saw a car breaking through the garage door of a tire store. ??? Tires - heavy, bulky, don't all fit whatever you drive. Seems sub-optimal for looting.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (El6T/)

393 They hit discount tire earlier.

Posted by: ParanoidGirlInSeattle at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (UNyae)

394 375 There is literally nothing that is enhanced by being on a Pretzel Bun.

Nothing.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (8PNwI)

Soft Pretzels can be a thing of wonder.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (A5zUN)

395 Fox News' reporter Mike Tobin calling them "demonstators."



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 07:06 PM (aKsyK)


Maybe they can demonstrate on him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (VKZ1F)

396 *Gives Bonehomme the side eye*


One of them, are you?

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (8PNwI)

397 373 >.We got this message from a follower. People are actually leaving supplies around the city to help the looters/rioters.


Because it is organized, likely by out of state/national (if not international) organizations, such as (Soros-funded) Antifa.

Chances Robert Creamer is involved?
Posted by: Susan Rice at May 28, 2020 07:15 PM (bDqIh)

Interesting, aiding and abetting the Rioters, who are committing felonies.

AND THEY ARE PROUDLY ANNOUNCING IT.

First rule of riot club!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (NgKpN)

398

1970: The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
2020: The devolution will be streamed

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (aKsyK)

399 As long as these fucks burn down the cities they are getting away with it.
If they start going door to door in the burbs there may be problems for them.
Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (v0R5T)
--------------

Kind of ironic the rioters are burning down a city that allowed antifa to operate with impunity.

Never saw that coming.

Oops!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (WEBkv)

400 392 Earlier I saw a car breaking through the garage door of a tire store. ??? Tires - heavy, bulky, don't all fit whatever you drive. Seems sub-optimal for looting.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (El6T/)

Yeah, but if you have access to a truck? Some of those tires are worth big bucks.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (NgKpN)

401 351 People in Arizona leave supplies in the desert for the illegals.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 28, 2020 07:15 PM (C1Lsn)

===
Are they booby trapped or poisoned?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (pw+jk)

402 >>Soft Pretzels can be a thing of wonder.


Not Anti-Pretzel.

Just Anti-Retarded Food ideas.

I feel the same way about using Donuts as Rolls.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (8PNwI)

403 You know how you're not protesting Fucking Nazis.
You survived yelling Fucking Nazis.

Posted by: DaveA at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (FhXTo)

404
Grinders are hot. Hoagies are cold. PoBoy is either. Heros are gay.

By my infallible authority, etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (mht8P)

405 375 There is literally nothing that is enhanced by being on a Pretzel Bun.

Nothing.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (8PNwI)

Mustard

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (qFB9S)

406 Kind of ironic the rioters are burning down a city that allowed antifa to operate with impunity.

Never saw that coming.

Oops!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (WEBkv)

Look at the White rioters in the crowd.

Antifa.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (NgKpN)

407 Remove Klob from VP consideration.


Haha

Posted by: Ha at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (SJDa9)

408 >>They are called Wedges.

Don't start with this again. Nobody call them wedges.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)

409 I'm getting to the point where when I hear a charge of "RACISM" against me, I may just treat the person rendering such a charge with ... well, I won't say.

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (TnwAJ)

410 "My caretakers asked the people why there are putting this [supplies like bottled water and first aid kits] in from of my building (27th Hennepin S in Uptown). 'It's for the protesters tonight'. Gonna be a big night."

Fuuuuuck.
Posted by: Walter Freeman


I've got a dog that'll piss all over that pile.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (GvEen)

411 267 I feel bad for the folks in St Paul.

I'm in Seattle. and if Seattle starts burning and rioting and smoking, I know yall will be rooting for carnage and total destruction.

please know, there are good people there too.

I'll be on the roof. with as much ammo as I can lug up there and a bottle of vodka.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)


OPSEC, nurse, OPSEC.

Inslee's goons probably read this blog.

Comprehension is a different matter, though.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (sy5kK)

412 They only called in 200. Not enough troop density to do anything except be targets.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (NgKpN)


Unless they are being led by Michael Caine and Stanley Baker

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (VKZ1F)

413 If I owned a business in the Twin Cities, I would have spent all day boarding up and then removing all the "good stuff."

Unless I was too late, and they already hit it.

The entire miles long stretch of Lake Street east and west both were looted last night. Lots of fires, most unreported by the news.

Posted by: rd at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (+0uDE)

414 OT NYC council passed rule making the terms alien illegal alien or illegal immigrant in official documents illegal. The term to be used is non citizen.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (leNem)

415 Posted by: wth at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

That's the plan. Heading to Woodbury I've heard.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Clark Kent with the glasses off at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (IYHxL)

416 404
Grinders are hot. Hoagies are cold. PoBoy is either. Heros are gay.

By my infallible authority, etc.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (mht8P)

Ahem!

Posted by: Audie Murphy at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (NgKpN)

417 You know it's over when the public twerking and dick riding begin. We are not there yet.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (qFB9S)

418 >>>Soft Pretzels can be a thing of wonder.



All pretzels were soft in the olden days until some jackasses burned a few batches in my awful city, and the hard pretzel took over.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (bkUtD)

419 Yahoo reporting Klob previously declined to prosecute cop at center of Floyd's death for previous conduct complaints.


Buh bye

Posted by: Ha at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (SJDa9)

420 Minnesota, you made this shithole, and you have every right to burn it to the ground.

I dont even care enough to point and laugh.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (L9P9s)

421 It sucks having to work, even working from home. I never have time to participate in peaceful rioting.

It must be fun, not having any responsibilities, and being able to shout your throat raw, at whatever daddy substitutes you will.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (hku12)

422 old and busted: Twitchy

new hotness: Gabby

Posted by: Lizzy at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (bDqIh)

423 They only called in 200. Not enough troop density to do anything except be targets.



Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM (NgKpN)

===
At that number, I didn't get the call.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (pw+jk)

424 OT NYC council passed rule making the terms alien
illegal alien or illegal immigrant in official documents illegal. The
term to be used is non citizen.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (leNem)


From now on New York will be known as AirStrip One

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (VKZ1F)

425
Don't start with this again. Nobody call them wedges.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)


Fag hags

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (mht8P)

426 Klob is done. Tank rides on.

Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (qFB9S)

427 414 OT NYC council passed rule making the terms alien illegal alien or illegal immigrant in official documents illegal. The term to be used is non citizen.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (leNem)

That's dumb.

Because even a DIPLOMAT who had Immunity, is a non citizen.

As is a tourist!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (NgKpN)

428 Can they bonk someone on the head?



Posted by: grammie winger


Seems a little much for a Vikings mask but I'll allow it.

Posted by: DaveA at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (FhXTo)

429 406 Kind of ironic the rioters are burning down a city that allowed antifa to operate with impunity.

Never saw that coming.

Oops!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 28, 2020 07:17 PM (WEBkv)

Look at the White rioters in the crowd.

Antifa.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (NgKpN)

----

I said it before, the protesters were a diverse bunch. So were the rioters and looters. It isn't racial, it is more ideological now.

Posted by: rd at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (+0uDE)

430 It. Is. Going. To. Be. The. Blow. Job. Queen.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (pw+jk)

431 >>Don't start with this again. Nobody call them wedges.


It's a fuckin' Wedge. It's a description of the Sammich.

What the fuck is a Hoagie?

A Grinder is a good type of Stripper...but what does that have to do with lunch?

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (8PNwI)

432 Yeah, but if you have access to a truck? Some of those tires are worth big bucks.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (NgKpN)

Doesn't have to be a truck. Just checked replacement tires for my car: $231/tire for Bridgestones. (Run flats- which I will probably not replace them with anyway, but still.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (A5zUN)

433 419 Yahoo reporting Klob previously declined to prosecute cop at center of Floyd's death for previous conduct complaints.


Buh bye
Posted by: Ha at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (SJDa9)

Not just previous conduct complaint.

He killed a man 'in the line of duty'.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (NgKpN)

434 "This is the trouble with the constant demands we pretend, and pretend,
and pretend, and demands that we constantly speak in falsehoods, and
that the truth is illegal and will be punished."

Fuck the neanderthal thugs rioting, burning, stealing, and conducting many other criminal, sociopathic acts that deserve serious punishment and long incarceration.

There.

Posted by: Techie at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (TnwAJ)

435
Because even a DIPLOMAT who had Immunity, is a non citizen.

As is a tourist!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:21 PM (NgKpN)



It's past time for a rectification of names.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectification_of_names

Posted by: fktheleft at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (I54dk)

436 Yahoo reporting Klob previously declined to prosecute cop at center of Floyd's death for previous conduct complaints.





Buh bye

Posted by: Ha at May 28, 2020 07:20 PM (SJDa9)


Gropin' Joe: Does that mean I'm stuck with William Perry Abrams?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (VKZ1F)

437 >>A Grinder is a good type of Stripper...but what does that have to do with lunch?

Is this a trick question?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (ZLI7S)

438 I feel the same way about using Donuts as Rolls.

Posted by: garrett at May 28, 2020 07:18 PM (8PNwI)

Agree with you there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (A5zUN)

439 I killed a man in Minneapolis just to watch him die... and the riots because I like riots.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 28, 2020 07:23 PM (pw+jk)

440 I said it before, the protesters were a diverse bunch. So were the rioters and looters. It isn't racial, it is more ideological now.
Posted by: rd at May 28, 2020 07:22 PM (+0uDE)

I don't think its even ideology any more.

People are just mad. They KNOW we are getting shit on, and are striking back.

But Mobs are notorious for their stupidity.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2020 07:24 PM (NgKpN)

441 Widespread Pepe @ 426 Now Abrams could ram into the Twin cities like Reginald Denny with that tractor and dump trailer. I bet they wouldn't hit her ass with a brick.

Posted by: Eromero at May 28, 2020 07:25 PM (XhWtx)

442
I'll be on the roof. with as much ammo as I can lug up there and a bottle of vodka.


To quote Heinlein: "Avoid strong drinks, they can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss."

Posted by: An Observation at May 28, 2020 07:26 PM (yRflB)

443 please know, there are good people there too.

I'll be on the roof. with as much ammo as I can lug up there and a bottle of vodka.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 28, 2020 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)


OPSEC, nurse, OPSEC.

Inslee's goons probably read this blog.

Comprehension is a different matter, though.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 28, 2020 07:19 PM (sy5kK)


There were nice people in Nagasaki too.

We're not thinking this through yet, but I am more convinced every day, we will.

This is war. There are casualties in war. I'm not discounting any human life anywhere, but you don't avoid war because good people will die. If you must go to war... and again, it's looking like we must, there will be heartbreak and devastation.

I wouldn't be in a blue state city right now.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 28, 2020 07:27 PM (hku12)

444 Twitchy is actually condemning/criticizing PDT's efforts to better regulate Twitter and other social media.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:16 PM (L2ZTs)

Twitchy: Because picking out 4 or 5 comments from hundreds means the original tweeter got "owned".

Posted by: Vendette at May 28, 2020 07:27 PM (6j2Bg)

445 Yahoo reporting Klob previously declined to prosecute cop at center of Floyd's death for previous conduct complaints.

Saw that going around Twitter.

No details, no explanation, no mention of why. Who knows, it could have been perfectly justifiable.

But the Social Media Monkeys lose their shit over it, as designed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (oVJmc)

446 ''Twitchy is actually condemning/criticizing PDT's efforts to better regulate Twitter and other social media. ''

Who reads Twitchy?

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (gLRfa)

447 St Paul is a leftist shithole, burn it to the effing ground. Build a wall around that mf'er and leave them there. Where's Snake Pliskin when we need him?

Posted by: Fra Filippo at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (7MUvN)

448 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (A5zUN)

449 IS THAT THE PLACE WITH THE LITTLE DINOSAURS?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 28, 2020 07:28 PM (sGotD)

450 Twitchy is actually condemning/criticizing PDT's efforts to better regulate Twitter and other social media.

twitter is their fucking church.


Yeah, that's their bottom line, he's threatening their livelihood. Half their clicks are outrage "look at what Twitter did" traffic. Stopping that means cutting their earnings

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 28, 2020 07:29 PM (KZzsI)

451 Vendette and Chris, yup.

Twitchy is awfully tabloid also. "CHECK OUT how the PRESIDENT's tweet CLOBBERED this FOOL at CNN!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 28, 2020 07:31 PM (L2ZTs)

452 "treat protesters and as rioters and rioters as protesters...mandated by our original concession to join the left in its Empire of Lies."
Ace, that's institutional racism you just described. Only morons recognize it. The smart set feign ignorance.

Posted by: Pascal Fervor at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (vp1+5)

453 From previous thread, I want everyone to see it ...

"9 Sorry about OT, but ...
Mrs Eez is back from the ER with antibiotics.
Diverticulitis, not too bad, but very inflamed.
All is well.

Thanks, everyone, for the prayers !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 28, 2020 05:40 PM (XXrUA) "

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 28, 2020 07:32 PM (XXrUA)

454 177 Good thing Mall of America is closed probably forever. Imagine people looting the Brookstone store.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 28, 2020 06:53 PM (DY3v

-------------------------------

Nah. It's opening Monday.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 28, 2020 07:33 PM (CAJOC)

455 I fully expect trouble in my community. Hopefully we can keep it isolated to the coloreds, the dark people.

Posted by: Thud Muffle at May 28, 2020 07:35 PM (p7tnE)

456 has Obama told them to knock it off like he did with Putin back in 2016?

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at May 28, 2020 07:41 PM (4a9Vv)

457 When you see the inevitable attempts to blame this on "Trump", remind them that the last elected Republican mayor of Minneapolis left office in 1961.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 28, 2020 07:43 PM (hKLpI)

458 new thread, yo

Posted by: mallfly of the Lammamoor at May 28, 2020 07:48 PM (4a9Vv)

459 Nothing else? No club soda? I think I may try that. I've mixed OJ with just about every other juice but never tried it with apple juice. Now I'm trying to think what liquor would compliment that best. Hmm...

Posted by: Tuna at May 28, 2020 06:48 PM

I used to mix OJ and Mt Dew in the morning. I called it a "virgin mimosa"

Posted by: Cybersmythe at May 28, 2020 08:13 PM (edlKR)

460 OT NYC council passed rule making the terms alien illegal alien or illegal immigrant in official documents illegal. The term to be used is non citizen.


Fine. Illegal non citizen it is then.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 28, 2020 08:18 PM (yQpMk)

461 Ace, isn't it both? Aren't there both demonstrators and people you could label as rioters and looters?

Isn't that often the case, that an unplanned and sudden demonstration will be used by some to riot and loot?

When Seattle had the WTO protests, 99% of the people out there were demonstrators. 1% were anarchists who were using the demonstrations as cover to riot.

Perhaps it's unfair to the ones who are not rioters and looters to label everyone a rioter and looter.

You can certainly say some of the demonstrators began rioting and looting. It's the labeling of someone by an action that is hostile and can be seen as offensive. Trump lies. That's a fact. Calling Trump a liar, is more subjective and un-newslike.

Posted by: Seattle Slough at May 28, 2020 08:25 PM (IJG6N)

462 And then it hit me. Riots named as riots may be exclusionary in the businesses insurance coverage.

Posted by: Thud Muffle at May 28, 2020 11:55 PM (p7tnE)

463 I watch these videos and wonder where why police haven't invested in a giant Acme style net to launch at them, so they can reel them in like they were tuna.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 29, 2020 12:01 AM (8p44R)

464 "a kind of blacklight"

Hey! That's RACIS!

Posted by: BLM at May 29, 2020 12:32 AM (o61E1)

465 Soooo, when is enough enough of police kneeing on someone and choking them to death? The cops' lives were not in danger. The guy was handcuffed. Or were the cops just pussy's and really shouldn't have been in that type of job?

hummmmm

Not that I condone or don't get pissed off when assholes think destroying their own towns' businesses but it's interesting how many people on this site 95% pissed off at that then a man being choked to DEATH while handcuffed.
Says a lot about ya'll.

And no, looking at men( i use that term loosely) standing on the steps of their city's square holding an AK47 DOES NOT MAKE ME FEEL SAFE. AT ALL. I own guns but they are not an extension of who I am. They are what I protect myself and my property with. Bunch of fuckin' assholes, I thought. Just like most gun owning and loving friends thought as well.

Posted by: Magpie at May 29, 2020 06:29 AM (NLEnr)

466 Shocked that jogger Americans would do a race riot. Has this ever happened before? All the joggers I know read Thomas Sowell to their kids and work three jobs and have never been to prison and don't use drugs and are not promiscuous fountains of STDs and go to college and help the popo and never use welfare or expect a handout.

Posted by: mGrant at May 29, 2020 12:00 PM (YgTsl)

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