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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (5/24/20)
Quote I
“This is insanity, and at some point we are going to look back in shame as we consider it. Politicians will always seize the maximum amount of power, they can. That’s why they went into politics in the first place. The question for us is: ‘Why are the rest of us allowing this to happen?'Tucker Carlson
Quote II
“We have to keep safe, but if you’re going to wear [a mask], you might as well wear it in style. You want to look good in it.” Yosel Tiefenbrun
Quote III
“VP Biden’s statement today represents the, arrogant and out-of-touch attitude of a paternalistic white candidate who has the audacity to tell Black people, the descendants of slaves, that they are not Black unless they vote for him. This proves unequivocally that the Democratic nominee believes that Black people owe him their vote without question; even though we as Black people know it is exactly the opposite. He should spend the rest of his campaign apologizing to every Black person he meets." Robert L. Johnson, founder of Black Entertainment Television & RLJ Companies
Quote IV
“I’m not being sarcastic, and I know your concern is genuine and well-intentioned. That said, a crocheted mask is about as effective as a balsa wood battleship.”James Woods
An honest politician............
Dead drunk: Mayor lies in a coffin and pretends to be a coronavirus victim to avoid arrest after breaking curfew rules to go drinking in Peru Jaime Rolando Urbina Torres, mayor of a small town in southern Peru, accused of breaking coronavirus lockdown to go drinking with friends
When police turned up he jumped into a coffin and pretended to have died
Officers were not fooled and charged him with breaking nationwide curfew Torres has been accused by locals of failing to take the virus seriously
LOLGF!!! x 2
A man claiming to be Dr. Marc Mallory, the husband of nasty woman Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, called a docking/boat company late last week requesting immediate access to the couple’s boat for Memorial Day weekend. But because the company, NorthShore Dock LLC, was already severely behind schedule because of Whitmer’s oppressive shutdown orders, his request had to be denied. All of this was revealed in a Facebook post published by one of NorthShore’s employees.
The thrill of victory and the agony of defeat.
Seniors rock the prank.
Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves became the butt of the joke while paying tribute to high school graduates when he fell for a prank Bart Simpson would be proud of. On a Facebook live session Saturday, Reeves started reading the names of graduates from Florence High School, his alma mater, when he came to an unusual name – “Harry Azcrac.” The Republican, 45, read it, paused briefly and kept going.
Born on this day: 24 May 1941
Bob Dylan (Robert Zimmerman), American singer-songwriter, author, and painter. Dylan has released over 40 albums since 1964, and was a major influence on The Beatles. His biggest hits are the 1965 US No.2 single 'Like A Rolling Stone', the 1969 UK No.5 single 'Lay Lady Lay', and his 1964 UK No.1 album The Freewheelin' Bob Dylan. He has won many awards throughout his career including the 2016 Nobel Prize in Literature, and twelve Grammy Awards. Dylan was also a member of The Traveling Wilburys. via thisdayinmusic.com
Saving basements wasn't enough. He had to be a Genius Award Winner.
Brown allegedly robbed the Oklahoma Capital Bank in Skiatook on March 12. The captain, who had an account at the bank, was recognized by one of the employees from the way he walked and his muscular build, according to an affidavit provided to CNN by the Skiatook Police Department. The second robbery occurred on May 7 at the Exchange Bank in Sperry. Witnesses for both robberies said the suspect wore khaki pants, black gloves with a yellow logo, and used a black backpack to collect the money, the affidavit said. Brown was arrested in the parking lot of his fire station Monday and was released on a $50,000 bond two days later, Shoemake said. He is scheduled for arraignment June 18. The Tulsa Fire Department placed Brown on administrative leave. "We expect our employees to act in a manner that continuously builds upon public trust we have worked so hard to obtain," it said.
Rumor has it that the Tulsa FD is hiring. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Teens Rescue Old Man Trapped In A Fire Without Any Equipment Two friends rescued a man trapped on his balcony after a fire broke out in an apartment building in north-central France.
The previous story, not enough Feel Goodism? Another Feel Good Story of The Day.
#Believeallwomen right? Oh, wait. Since Tara Reade came along and put feminists in a tough spot by accusing Joe Biden, #believeallwomen is supposed to be some kind of right-wing plot despite the fact that feminists were the ones that made it popular. Now it’s #believewomen, as if that’s really any different. Even if we use the hashtag #believewomen, this woman we’re supposed to believe lied through her teeth, got caught, and is being hit with the sort of punishment all women that lie about rape should face (after the jail sentences they deserve): A University of Minnesota law professor who was falsely accused of rape in 2017 won a $1.2 million defamation lawsuit filed against his accuser. …According to court records, Parisi and Wright met in 2014 and began an intimate relationship. Later that year, the two agreed to purchase a condo together, but the relationship soon fell apart completely and the prospective property became the subject of several protracted lawsuits.
Top 10 commenters:
1 [664 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower' [93.21 posts/day]
2 [445 comments] 'qdpsteve'
3 [423 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
4 [399 comments] 'Skip '
5 [397 comments] 'fixerupper'
6 [371 comments] 'Tom Servo'
7 [358 comments] 'Miklos the Stakhanovite'
8 [344 comments] 'blake - semi lurker in marginal standing'
9 [343 comments] 'runner'
10 [339 comments] 'Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together!' Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [350 names] 'Miklos the Stakhanovite' [49.13 unique names/day]
2 [88 names] 'Duncanthrax'
3 [72 names] '18-1'
4 [38 names] 'A Scold of Karens'
5 [35 names] 'Axeman'
6 [33 names] 'LeftCoast Dawg'
7 [30 names] 'freaked'
8 [28 names] 'Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker'
9 [26 names] 'Mr. Peebles'
10 [22 names] 'Meade Lux Lewis'
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: darles chickens at May 24, 2020 10:04 PM (F7Xdn)
Posted by: darles chickens at May 24, 2020 10:05 PM (F7Xdn)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 24, 2020 10:05 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Eight-fingerd Charles the Simple at May 24, 2020 10:05 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: darles chickens at May 24, 2020 10:05 PM (F7Xdn)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 24, 2020 10:05 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: Dad of Six at May 24, 2020 10:05 PM (LKJk6)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2020 10:05 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eight-fingerd Charles the Simple at May 24, 2020 10:06 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 24, 2020 10:06 PM (cqteU)
Good music choices again today MisHum. Did you get the email I sent you late last night?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 10:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eight-fingerd Charles the Simple at May 24, 2020 10:06 PM (HuH1F)
from twitter: an almost NSFW way to use face masks (four of them):
https://tinyurl.com/yd92n7aw
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 24, 2020 10:06 PM (4a9Vv)
Skittles is releasing limited edition colorless Pride Packs to highlight the LGBTQ+ community during Pride month in June. The candy is giving up its iconic colors to signify that "only #OneRainbow matters."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2020 10:08 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2020 10:08 PM (kVr0X)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at May 24, 2020 10:08 PM (+i6Dt)
Posted by: wing at May 24, 2020 10:08 PM (JFzNN)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yasrt84m
Posted by: Methos at May 24, 2020 10:08 PM (kOpft)
I know in "Murder Most Foul" he actually comes out as a fan of the Eagles.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ALH at May 24, 2020 10:10 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2020 10:10 PM (kVr0X)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2020 10:11 PM (mht8P)
All over this Tuberville guy? Wtf?
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at May 24, 2020 10:11 PM (+i6Dt)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 24, 2020 10:11 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 10:13 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: ALH at May 24, 2020 10:10 PM (Lhcx9)
That you are
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2020 10:13 PM (kVr0X)
Like the double major in the last photo. Either way, you get your dog back. Ha!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 24, 2020 10:13 PM (WFcrO)
Ilhan Omar tells @joshglancy "I do believe [Tara] Reade. Justice can be delayed, but should never be denied." She adds that if it was up to her, Biden wouldn't be the candidate.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 24, 2020 10:14 PM (4a9Vv)
Entertaining ONT MisHum
Although I don't think I would choose that vet
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 10:13 PM (IDhUW
Thank you.
I probably wouldn't either. But finding Brought to you by photos has been a challenge lately.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Beartooth at May 24, 2020 10:14 PM (fpc+A)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 24, 2020 10:14 PM (4a9Vv)
Maybe Cap'n Bill could lead a neverBiden movement
HAHAHAHAHA
Sorry I've been drinking.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 24, 2020 10:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2020 10:16 PM (kVr0X)
Meanwhile, nice pic.
Good evening, Moron Horde. Live free and laugh.
Posted by: mindful webworker at May 24, 2020 10:16 PM (cHbIE)
If I could get him placed on the blog prayer list, I would appreciate it. I don't think he's a reader (though he is Moron-friendly), but he's a good guy and could use the prayers.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 24, 2020 10:16 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2020 10:16 PM (mht8P)
Tom Petty's music video of the song has both George Harrison and Ringo playing backup. It's pretty cool.
Posted by: ALH at May 24, 2020 10:17 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2020 10:16 PM (kVr0X)
Which set?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: GWB at May 24, 2020 10:17 PM (d6gL5)
All over this Tuberville guy? Wtf?
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at May 24, 2020 10:11 PM (+i6Dt)
Tommy Tuberville used to coach at Auburn. He used to cry and cry when Auburn would get shut out of a spot in the BCS and is an all around douchebag but compared to Rip Van Sessions he is a ray of sunshine.
The crooks that run kollege footballs now want to be in the Senate so they can steal more money. Go figure.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 24, 2020 10:17 PM (Z+IKu)
Fuck me, flame away I'm'a go to bed anyway, it's all fucken bullshit.
If i lived in Ga instead of GA, I'd'a voted for Moore, I'd vote for Tuberville.
OUR whatevertheeffheis.
Loyal to PDT can do no wrong.
Fuck Losing Nobly !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 24, 2020 10:18 PM (cqteU)
All over this Tuberville guy? Wtf?
Posted by: Hotgas VIP
A former football coach and that is about all I know about him. Ann Coulter shtick got old some time ago. Her OUTRAGEY OUTRAGE is just performance art, nothing more.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2020 10:18 PM (iu4jo)
Hope you're all having a great weekend, and are looking forward to...the continuing holiday.
Silent scream.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 24, 2020 10:18 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
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Like it matters?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2020 10:18 PM (kVr0X)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2020 10:18 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2020 10:18 PM (U2p+3)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 10:19 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2020 10:19 PM (K22Va)
There was only one show.
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2020 10:20 PM (Tnijr)
The crooks that run kollege footballs now want to be in the Senate so they can steal more money. Go figure.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 24, 2020 10:17 PM (Z+IKu)
Auburn you say?
*buys Tuberville for Senate signs, though not in Alabama*
Posted by: Dr. T at May 24, 2020 10:20 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 24, 2020 10:20 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 24, 2020 10:18 PM (l9m7l)
What's the matter, BC? Is there something we can help with?
Posted by: ALH at May 24, 2020 10:20 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 24, 2020 10:21 PM (cqteU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)
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So then I guess that was a "no."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2020 10:21 PM (kVr0X)
We are praying for you BC
Posted by: wing at May 24, 2020 10:21 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at May 24, 2020 10:21 PM (Jj+59)
Saw a shot of Ocean City, Maryland with the boardwalk jammed to the max. Fuck off too, Hogan.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2020 10:22 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: mindful webworker at May 24, 2020 10:22 PM (cHbIE)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 24, 2020 10:22 PM (6wiwL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
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Like it matters?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2020 10:18 PM (kVr0X)
According to her infidel adulteress husband it does.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2020 10:22 PM (aA3+G)
Love the top pic MisHum! We were actually supposed to be in Kauai right now
Should have posted on the food thread but I was busy fooding. Braved the rain to harvest rhubarb and made rhubarb cake. Made pickled red onions to go with Mr. WDS's smoked pork butt.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 24, 2020 10:22 PM (/UQ/R)
Get them well they last!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 10:23 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 24, 2020 10:23 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Dr. T at May 24, 2020 10:23 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)
BecChas, prayers for you too, feeling a bit the same here, I wish you peace.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 10:24 PM (IDhUW)
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Look we are just trying to help make sure Sessions doesn't miss any more Matlock episodes.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 10:24 PM (WdocV)
Sounds like the patient is progressing nicely, if he is cooking supper! Prayers continue for a flawless recovery.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 24, 2020 10:25 PM (WFcrO)
Is there gonna be an Arizona MoMee in April 2021?
If so, go ahead and put me down as attending. I want next year to be a major travel year. I wanna go not just to another SoCal Indian casino, but also to AZ and the Tahoe area via US 395.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)
I really enjoy Bob Dylan.
Moar please.
And how about some JJ Cale? Pretty please?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2020 10:18 PM (U2p+3)
Not taunting the Cob, you may get what you wish for. May ya never know............
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2020 10:25 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)
That's been going on for a while, no?
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2020 10:25 PM (y7DUB)
I just read, supposedly Gavin Newsom's ex-wife is dating Donald Trump Jr.
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Guess she's about to find out that 3 inches isn't the norm.
Posted by: Obligatory at May 24, 2020 10:25 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Supposedly? They're living together.
She's Kimberley Guilfoyle. She quit Fox News in order to date Don, Jr.
Posted by: Vendette at May 24, 2020 10:26 PM (6j2Bg)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 10:26 PM (L2ZTs)
I wish Trump and Colter and everyone else would stay out of the Alabama senate race. Just let the voters decide it. We don't need another circus like last time, or we will get stuck with Jones again.
Sessions or Tubbs will support Trump.
Posted by: Case at May 24, 2020 10:26 PM (89jOB)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2020 10:27 PM (aA3+G)
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THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE.
We never apologize for having a few, or a few dozens, drinks on the ONT.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 10:27 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 10:27 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: ALH at May 24, 2020 10:27 PM (Lhcx9)
Always wished I could play John Cale's piano bit on "Waiting for my Man."
Guaranteed to break the ice at parties.
Thank you to the horde.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 24, 2020 10:27 PM (l9m7l)
Ann Coulter can go blow Bill Maher's dick.
Oh wait...
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2020 10:28 PM (Z4rgH)
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They ever arrest the guy that admitted in a news broadcast to voting even though he didn't live in AL? Last I heard the AL AG wussed out.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 10:28 PM (WdocV)
Wonder how many comments there are per week?!?
Posted by: mindful webworker at May 24, 2020 10:29 PM (cHbIE)
Her Majesty and I went out for breakfast yesterday. They're at 50% seating but their full menu is back. Our server didn't seem too sure about what she was doing but she tried.
We're regulars at this cafe, so the manager came over and thanked us for coming in. He said his principal problem was getting enough workers. Only two servers pre-shutdown had returned - they were making more on UI - and the kitchen staff was having to take over waiting tables. We left a good tip anyway.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2020 10:29 PM (mht8P)
Thanks, Misanthropic Humanitarian.
The top picture must be with a telephoto.
If that sailboat has a big keel, it is too close to shore. Right Full Rudder of a 90° relative turn.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2020 10:29 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: mercenary13 at May 24, 2020 10:29 PM (Ig7fT)
Did shopping today...... king Soopers had a sign at the door asking please wear a mask. I did not Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 24, 2020 10:29 PM (/UQ/R)
I see that there is a #youaintblack Tshirt for sale. I hope Biden's words are heard loud and clear.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
They've been insulted for decades. Why should this change any voting patterns?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2020 10:29 PM (aKsyK)
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If the Dems lose any significant fraction of the black male vote they are doomed.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 10:29 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Case at May 24, 2020 10:26 PM (89jOB)
I was never terribly impressed with Sessions... not as a Senator and definitely not in the Trump administration.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at May 24, 2020 10:30 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Vendette at May 24, 2020 10:30 PM (6j2Bg)
Posted by: SOme Math Moron at May 24, 2020 10:31 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: davidt at May 24, 2020 10:31 PM (l3+k2)
candidate, the "We need our boat ASAP" story should end that idea.
Reminds me of when Kerry got caught cheating on his taxes with his yacht.
But remember folks, they are just like us...and we are all in it together.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 10:32 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: grease monkey at May 24, 2020 10:32 PM (E78bp)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 24, 2020 10:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365
I thought that the founder of BET had some lapses where he seemed a bit conservative. Or maybe as a businessman he's a bit of a realist.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)
We never apologize for having a few, or a few dozens, drinks on the ONT.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 10:27 PM (WdocV)
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Harrumph!
*hic*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2020 10:32 PM (kVr0X)
Posted by: BigZesty at May 24, 2020 10:32 PM (Vm0WN)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 24, 2020 10:14 PM (4a9Vv)
Well, of course. If it were up to her, the candidate would be some guy named Mo.
Posted by: GWB at May 24, 2020 10:32 PM (d6gL5)
nothing to be proud about.
Posted by: vivi at May 24, 2020 10:32 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 24, 2020 10:32 PM (T9Hmo)
Fickle guy.
Posted by: ALH at May 24, 2020 10:27 PM (Lhcx9)
I think that is Newsom's ex? Don't know as I would trust a Dem enough to date her if I were JR...
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at May 24, 2020 10:33 PM (nAiE/)
https://bit.ly/3d1c2Ua
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2020 10:33 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: grease monkey at May 24, 2020 10:32 PM (E78bp)
Why not?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 24, 2020 10:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2020 10:34 PM (kVr0X)
Then eating them.
Posted by: davidt at May 24, 2020 10:31 PM (l3+k2)
Rabbits in Montana?
Not dental floss?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2020 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
I wrote a piece that I want to submit to the Babylon Bee, as I believe they still take reader submissions. I'd love to have all your input on it.
I've decided it would NOT be a good idea to post it here. But if you email me, I'll be happy to send you a copy.
To give you an idea of the subject matter, here's the headline..
MICHIGAN GOVERNOR WHITMER REVEALED TO ACTUALLY BE THE DEVIL
My email addy is QDPSJL at the gmail thingy.
Thanks in advance to everyone who wants to take a look at it and evaluate it for me. It's short, only about two and a half pages long. I think it's funny, anyway.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Hitler's Alligator at May 24, 2020 10:35 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 24, 2020 10:35 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2020 10:35 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 10:35 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Vendette at May 24, 2020 10:30 PM (6j2Bg)
That her husband thought he could get any favors for name-dropping is hilarious, in a "I cannot share my feelings for the governor in polite company" way.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 24, 2020 10:36 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: mindful webworker at May 24, 2020 10:36 PM (cHbIE)
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So imagine your some poor Berlin schmuck. Your city is being bombed and about to be invaded. And as you walk out of your basement to look for food you come face to face with an alligator.
Maybe they could give the fall of Berlin the "Death of Stalin" treatment and center it on Saturn and his escape from the destroyed zoo?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 10:37 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: vivi at May 24, 2020 10:37 PM (11H2y)
Love you all, really, and I will see you tomorrow at some point (I assume I will wake up)
Love to the Horde and see you tomorrow.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 24, 2020 10:37 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)
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Apparently 'because they can'. From what I see on twitter, the border sees activity every spring, but this particular spot wasn't previously disputed. China has complained that India building a road in the area (obviously on India's side of the border) is a change in the status quo which they object to.
It's not clear whether India's doing much of anything to stop them.
Posted by: Methos at May 24, 2020 10:38 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 24, 2020 10:35 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Whew, for a minute, I thought you brought math to the blog.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 10:38 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Puddleglum
She used to date Bill Maher, so clearly she's screwed up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 10:38 PM (+lVUW)
Instead, I've started a bunch of NEW hobbies! Just started my first ever batch of mead. I'll deploy for a year this fall, so I figure it's perfect: I can make a few batches, then leave while they age so I'm not tempted to drink them!
Posted by: Grimaldi at May 24, 2020 10:39 PM (6K3U5)
WTF Coulter? Her support of Sessions makes me REALLY want to see him lose now. Coulter has now gone full Never Trumper, just as bad as Kristol.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2020 10:39 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Puddleglum
She has pretty hair, but that Adam's apple is distracting.
Posted by: ALH at May 24, 2020 10:40 PM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: mindful webworker at May 24, 2020 10:40 PM (cHbIE)
I don't know if they'd buy it.
I didn't think they do real stories.
That said, it's damned hard to parody anything.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at May 24, 2020 10:41 PM (d9Irc)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 10:41 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Menack at May 24, 2020 10:41 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 24, 2020 10:29 PM (/UQ/R)
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Costco requires a mask and that it be worn. So we did. But everyone rips them off the second they cross the threshold to the outside.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 24, 2020 10:41 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365
I thought that the founder of BET had some lapses where he seemed a bit conservative. Or maybe as a businessman he's a bit of a realist.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW) "
True, I think I've seen those myself, though I surely don't remember details.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 24, 2020 10:41 PM (cqteU)
https://tinyurl.com/yawbclax
https://tinyurl.com/y8a8rmwl
https://tinyurl.com/y9m26jsa
https://tinyurl.com/y7l2o5jz
https://tinyurl.com/y869waq5
Posted by: kbdabear at May 24, 2020 10:42 PM (qAR6u)
immunocompromised kids, so it's not completely unwarranted)
***
I think the response to Wuhan Flu has been ridiculous, but if you are your loved ones are at risk it makes perfect sense to minimize going out and socializing.
The problem is that is makes no sense to force the whole populace. If you are a 20 year old with no health issues the government shouldn't be stopping you from working....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 10:42 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2020 10:42 PM (Tnijr)
MICHIGAN GOVERNOR WHITMER REVEALED TO ACTUALLY BE THE DEVIL
My email addy is QDPSJL at the gmail thingy.
Problem - they only publish Satire.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2020 10:42 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 24, 2020 10:43 PM (o1fzk)
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Years ago I read a very tragic account of a Berlin zookeeper who tried to save some flamingos from the allied bombing. He brought them home with him and tried to protect them, but to no effect. They all died.
Very sad tale.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2020 10:43 PM (kVr0X)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2020 10:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2020 10:43 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 24, 2020 10:29 PM (/UQ/R)
* * * *
Costco requires a mask and that it be worn. So we did. But everyone rips them off the second they cross the threshold to the outside.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 24, 2020 10:41 PM (WFcrO)
I will not go into a store which requires me to wear a mask. And my memory isn't always faulty, ya hear me Menard's
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2020 10:43 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Gavin Newsom had a wife? I always assumed he was gay. I'm not joking. Look at him.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 10:43 PM (+lVUW)
https://tinyurl.com/yaba2gxf
https://tinyurl.com/ydamqo9o
https://tinyurl.com/y8rsoovz
https://tinyurl.com/y8nqbm7v
https://tinyurl.com/y7n8bjsx
Posted by: kbdabear at May 24, 2020 10:44 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: BigZesty at May 24, 2020 10:32 PM (Vm0WN)
So of course I crapped up the comment. Then again, I'm 29+ so I can crap up anything at anytime :-)
Posted by: BigZesty at May 24, 2020 10:44 PM (Vm0WN)
Posted by: grease monkey at May 24, 2020 10:32 PM (E78bp)
For the curry, duh.
Posted by: GWB at May 24, 2020 10:45 PM (d6gL5)
I get an Anti-Christ vibe.
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2020 10:45 PM (Tnijr)
War with the US would just get their industrial regions destroyed.
War with India, if they keep the US out of it though? Both sides can throw tens of millions of young men at each other....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 10:45 PM (WdocV)
Lots of traffic on Highway 14 in the Gorge. I saw six cars parked next to a closed off trail.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 24, 2020 10:46 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Mr. Gov. Whitmer at May 24, 2020 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 10:46 PM (IDhUW)
been shamefully ignored by Failure Theater because it's been there for
the taking, if not entirely during the reign of Gaylord at least
partially but for Mutt Rombley not even trying for it. It's no accident
Robert Johnson and Candace Owens are speaking up because Trump talks
with them. This isn't Rocket Surgery but Top Men fucked it up every
time.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2020 10:43 PM (y7DUB)
He co-founded BET with his now ex-wife Sheila. The divorce was a bit nasty, made the papers here the DC area. But if I recall she's pretty OK with Trump (someone can correct me if I'm wrong on that).
Posted by: Vendette at May 24, 2020 10:47 PM (6j2Bg)
Roz: "It's not like she worships the devil or anything."
Frasier: "She doesn't have to! He worships Her!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2020 10:47 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 24, 2020 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)
If this passes it will put some significant pressure on China, and might be a sign that even MFN status is on the chopping block.
Frankly, since we are going to be looking at 20% unemployment when the house arrests all end we should be doing everything possible to stop trading with places like China, and of course, especially China.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 10:48 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2020 10:39 PM (V2Yro)
Tammy Bruce once told how the Blonde Scarecrow stabbed her in the back to get attention by deliberately misinterpreting a tweet for cheap laughs. I wouldn't trust the Skull Gearshift Knob as far as I could kick her.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2020 10:49 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2020 10:49 PM (V2Yro)
Hope you're all having a great weekend, and are looking forward to...the continuing holiday.
Silent scream.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 24, 2020 10:18 PM (l9m7l)
Hang in there, Beckoning Chasm.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 24, 2020 10:49 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Flyover, at May 24, 2020 10:49 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365
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In fairness, Joe's brain is broken.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 24, 2020 10:49 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 10:50 PM (IDhUW)
candidate, the "We need our boat ASAP" story should end that idea.
I always withhold judgement on stories like that until they're verified. I suspect there are people at the marinas that hate what Whitmer is doing.
It wouldn't surprise me if she were that much of a hypocrite, but it could be a prank.
There is also a story that she is planning a party at a summer home up north for her child who graduated.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 10:50 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Menack at May 24, 2020 10:41 PM (buTO7)
WTH? I've had BEER that was 33% (66 proof). 40 proof valu rite wouldn't even spike the punch at a high school party.
Posted by: GWB at May 24, 2020 10:50 PM (d6gL5)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 10:46 PM (IDhUW)
I was the tether ball queen in fourth and fifth grades. I was unbeatable! My only claim to fame.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 24, 2020 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
Whitmer was played by Julie Dawn Cole. You can see a clip of her here;
https://youtu.be/TRTkCHE1sS4
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 10:51 PM (WdocV)
Over the last three years many politicians and bureaucrats have been taught a lesson never before learned.
Bad decisions cause bad results.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2020 10:52 PM (bIZEK)
That's my story. Oh, and I had a test yesterday and it was negative. Come closer and I'll show it to you.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 24, 2020 10:52 PM (+fPHo)
The 7:30 Mass I go to is for "at risk" members of the parish; I have chronic breathing issues. There was a gentle reminder this morning that wearing masks was expected. While I dislike wearing one, i complied because I was asked and because it's not the government doing it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2020 10:53 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2020 10:53 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 24, 2020 10:54 PM (4thlk)
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I am now examining all my purchases and rejecting anything from China. From what I hear, PDT is making the right moves with re to pulling manufacturing out of China.
That alone may put them in a corner, where they may feel the need to escalate.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 10:54 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2020 10:54 PM (u82oZ)
@paulsperry_
BREAKING: Ex-Deputy FBI Director McCabe wrote that Clapper's staff asked FBI to look up transcripts they'd collected of Flynn-Kislyak phone conversations from Dec 29, 2016. McCabe gave collection to Comey who gave it to Clapper "and Clapper verbally briefed it to President Obama"
That noise you heard Is Obama's Squeakhole squeezing so tight if he farted only dogs would hear them
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 24, 2020 10:54 PM (+ypKa)
But how best for India to retaliate? Not militarily over worthless ground, that could cost casualties for no real reason. Better move: The US is about to start all kinds of shit for China, because we're pissed off about Covid. India could turn into one of our biggest international cheerleaders, just because they're pissed off. Real stupid for China not to see that they're risking driving their two biggest competitors into an alliance.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2020 10:54 PM (V2Yro)
I imagine it's got to be a bit tiring to have to be Mr or Ms Nice all the time, just because you became famous playing a villain and everything think's you must be that way in real life as well.
I believe it happened to Alison Arngrim (who played Nellie Oleson) as well, and she got so sick of having to be nice all the time, by the time she was 21 she really *was* a bitch.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 10:54 PM (L2ZTs)
No mask required in our local Menards.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2020 10:54 PM (u82oZ)
Lucky dawg
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2020 10:55 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 24, 2020 10:56 PM (i6uJ1)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel
Here's a Biden quote from the '08 election.
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy"
Kinda implies that most African Americans are dirty.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 10:56 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: lowandslow at May 24, 2020 10:54 PM (4thlk)
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To be fair, Sessions was a grandmaster of recusal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2020 10:56 PM (kVr0X)
https://bit.ly/3d1c2Ua
Not altogether terrible, but not kbdabear compliant.
Data set lacking a significant point: We need to know if she was properly covering her derriere. For science.
Posted by: mindful webworker at May 24, 2020 10:56 PM (cHbIE)
Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2020 10:56 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 24, 2020 10:57 PM (/UQ/R)
It wouldn't surprise me if she were that much of a hypocrite, but it could be a prank.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 10:50 PM (+lVUW)
This is a valid concern; it certainly looks a little bit sketchy. But honestly, it's not my feelings towards her are balanced on a knife edge here, waiting to find out if it's true or not.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 24, 2020 10:58 PM (t+qrx)
@paulsperry_
BREAKING: Ex-Deputy FBI Director McCabe wrote that Clapper's staff asked FBI to look up transcripts they'd collected of Flynn-Kislyak phone conversations from Dec 29, 2016. McCabe gave collection to Comey who gave it to Clapper "and Clapper verbally briefed it to President Obama"
That noise you heard Is Obama's Squeakhole squeezing so tight if he farted only dogs would hear them
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 24, 2020 10:54 PM (+ypKa)
I see Fort Marcy Park in McCabe's future. He's always looked like an unstable twitch and I think was quoted early on saying he wouldn't take the fall for others. That's like the Arkancide Bat Signal.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2020 10:58 PM (y7DUB)
Strangely enough, I just posted an article on my website under that very heading on that very topic.
Thanks!
Jusssss kiddinnng
Posted by: mindful webworker at May 24, 2020 10:58 PM (cHbIE)
Honestly, they had really good acting out of all the kids. And the adults.
Which would tend to make you think the director was really good. Looking him up, Mel Stuart, I hadn't heard of anything else he directed.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 10:59 PM (WdocV)
I know it is wrong but I still think that people who think like I do in some ways will think like I do in all ways. I would be very saddened and disappointed to find Karens in my congregation.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 10:59 PM (IDhUW)
https://bit.ly/3d1c2Ua
Not altogether terrible, but not kbdabear compliant.
Data set lacking a significant point: We need to know if she was properly covering her derriere. For science.
Posted by: mindful webworker at May 24, 2020 10:56 PM (cHbIE)
Day-um. Stacy's Mom has got it Goin' On!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2020 10:59 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 10:59 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2020 11:00 PM (K22Va)
Ok maybe not. But CLOSE!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 11:00 PM (WdocV)
For Dems who think it's eternally 1968 in the USA, Biden is the ideal candidate.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 11:01 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 24, 2020 11:01 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 24, 2020 11:01 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2020 11:02 PM (u82oZ)
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And for this upcoming one I expect better gifts from all of you peasants, or I'll extend lockdown until my NEXT birthday.
Posted by: Gov Whitmer at May 24, 2020 11:03 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2020 11:03 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 11:04 PM (L2ZTs)
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For the record I've smelled many black girl's hair too. I love me those little pickannines.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 24, 2020 11:04 PM (WdocV)
Here's a Biden quote from the '08 election.
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy"
Kinda implies that most African Americans are dirty.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 10:56 PM (+lVUW)
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You heard that and I heard that but thanks to our complicit media, how much of the larger public heard that?
That's one reason PDT 's tweets are effective. The Dema statements are no longer so easily ignored.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 11:04 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm sorry, I just don't think that's the right place to be recreating the climax of Jesus Christ Superstar.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 11:06 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 24, 2020 11:07 PM (+ypKa)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 24, 2020 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
Top ranking goes to your shooting a belt of .30-'06 going through the M-1917 Browning.
This is known.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2020 11:07 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 24, 2020 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
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And now I believe you are the queen of tennis? Yes?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 11:07 PM (IDhUW)
Mostly it was ORANGEMANBAD.
But the closest any of them came to an actual argument was that it was bad policy to restrict Americans from investigating in the growing Chinese market.
And this is a rational position to take, if you are wealthy enough that unemployment is just not going to a be concern for you....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 11:07 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)
I don't know if they'd buy it.
I didn't think they do real stories.
That said, it's damned hard to parody anything.
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society
The Babylon Bee is America's Paper of Record. It also tells the future. It may start out as parody and satire but in these Crazy Years it quickly morphs into reality.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2020 11:08 PM (iu4jo)
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2020 11:03 PM (Tnijr)
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Of course we want to see your Zappa stache. Accompanied by your favorite Zappa song.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 11:09 PM (IDhUW)
Made a paella for the family. wife complained there wasn't enough burnt bits on the bottom.
WTF. how many dudes make a paella for the family?
having some cava and relaxing in the gorgeous weather here in central WA.
hope you all are doing well.
Posted by: secret squirrel, author of 3 LTs of Joint Base Lear MacBeth available on Amazon at May 24, 2020 11:09 PM (xyImL)
I'm sorry, I just don't think that's the right place to be recreating the climax of Jesus Christ Superstar.
***
That movie was weird.
I expected sacrilegious and patronizing....but it wasn't either. It was an honest to goodness70s pop take on the events leading to the crucifixion.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 11:09 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
Yeah, my favorite stores are requiring masks, so hypocrite that I am, I wear it in, then pull it down. Also, social distancing is pretty much gone in the stores. People just want to find their purchases. Imagine that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 11:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 11:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2020 11:03 PM (Tnijr)
*****
Is it off of Thingfish ?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 24, 2020 11:10 PM (+ypKa)
"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy"
Kinda implies that most African Americans are dirty.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 10:56 PM (+lVUW)
And incoherent and stupid and ugly, but hey, Obama made him VP anyway.
Posted by: Splunge at May 24, 2020 11:10 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 11:10 PM (WdocV)
***
He was trying to kiss Obama's ass. Biden just isn't very good at it.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 11:11 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2020 11:11 PM (hnA3K)
Posted by: secret squirrel, author of 3 LTs of Joint Base Lear MacBeth available on Amazon at May 24, 2020 11:12 PM (xyImL)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at May 24, 2020 11:07 PM (+ypKa)
Good. She was starting to bug me as much as Coulter by being defined by a bunch of "brave" appearances on The View which really accomplish nothing. Hopefully she can turn this into something that advances conservatism, although Newsmax spammed my email so fucking hard I dumped them.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2020 11:12 PM (y7DUB)
Fat, lard-assed piece of shit Jonah Goldberg called Kayleigh McEnany "grotesque" this morning on FOX News Sunday, I just saw.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2020 11:13 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 11:13 PM (WdocV)
May 4 is a big day in China. Big revolutionary demonstrations in Tiananmen Square, 1919.
May 4, 2020, Matt Pottinger, *Deputy National Security Adviser to POTUS addressed the Chinese people in perfect Mandarin from the University of Virginia (Jefferson's school) to American and China bypassing all of the CCP's filters speaking directly to the **people of China.
"...connecting the great philosophical movements of the Judeau Christian west with the underpinnings of the philosophy of ancient China"
*(Kissinger's job with Nixon)
**China's population, 1.39 billion
# of Chinese members of CCP, 90 million
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yaho4mmt
Posted by: Braenyard at May 24, 2020 11:13 PM (bIZEK)
Posted by: Joe Biden - I love dark meat at May 24, 2020 11:13 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 11:11 PM (WdocV)
Heh. That's surprisingly plausible. It's amazing to me how many people give Biden a pass because they've accepted that "Joe just says stuff."
Posted by: Splunge at May 24, 2020 11:14 PM (dOV9E)
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Ok, look, I meant to say she is definitely not a sandwich. I just got a little confused because I hadn't eaten in like 30 minutes.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 24, 2020 11:14 PM (WdocV)
Fat, lard-assed piece of shit Jonah Goldberg called Kayleigh McEnany "grotesque" this morning on FOX News Sunday, I just saw.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2020 11:13 PM (rCwaK)
it would be interesting to do some oppo research on that walking gunt Goldberg and see who is really bankrolling him.
Posted by: secret squirrel, author of 3 LTs of Joint Base Lear MacBeth available on Amazon at May 24, 2020 11:14 PM (xyImL)
Very sad tale.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Oh please. There were serious food shortages in Germany near the end of the war. He probably ate 'em.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 11:14 PM (+lVUW)
Drove by Huntington Beach on the Coast Hwy (Ca Hwy 1) this afternoon and it looked like any typical weekend in the summer. Only about 20% mask compliance. People in the water, on the sand, playing volleyball. Now we're gonna get in even bigger trouble with Grewsom! We're already grounded - we'll probably hafta write a 500 word essay on the importance of being obedient subjects.
On the plus side, Zillow shows some nice houses in Sedona in my price range....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at May 24, 2020 11:14 PM (FnwlK)
In the wee quite hours of the night, Jonah spends his life wishing, hoping for Kayleigh to come to him, and cursing the cold, cold reality that she's never gonna go for it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Splunge at May 24, 2020 11:15 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2020 11:15 PM (Tnijr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsORBHjNxdc
Singer/guitarist in kilt and a sign language person with him. Right up the Horde's alley.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at May 24, 2020 11:15 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2020 11:15 PM (K22Va)
***
I'm guessing it is more then just the money. Lucianne Goldberg was on Hillary "Fort Marcy Park" list. I would hope it would take more then just a substantial cronut allowance to turn her son to the dark side....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 11:16 PM (WdocV)
Fat, lard-assed piece of shit Jonah Goldberg called Kayleigh McEnany "grotesque" this morning on FOX News Sunday, I just saw.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
He's broken.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2020 11:16 PM (iu4jo)
Yeah, my favorite stores are requiring masks, so hypocrite that I am, I wear it in, then pull it down. Also, social distancing is pretty much gone in the stores. People just want to find their purchases. Imagine that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 11:09 PM (+lVUW)
I'm done wearing a mask. I rarely did it through the planned-demic. I walked tonight. There were hundredS of people at the park and not a mask in sight. People have had enough of that shit.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 24, 2020 11:17 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at May 24, 2020 11:14 PM (FnwlK)
Isn't Sedona a Leftist magnet? I think they think it's all spiritual and stuff.
Posted by: Splunge at May 24, 2020 11:17 PM (dOV9E)
Roz: "It's not like she worships the devil or anything."
Frasier: "She doesn't have to! He worships Her!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo
Those BeBe episodes were the best ones.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 11:18 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
Yeah, my favorite stores are requiring masks, so hypocrite that I am, I wear it in, then pull it down. Also, social distancing is pretty much gone in the stores. People just want to find their purchases. Imagine that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 11:09 PM (+lVUW)
=========================
If the Wuhan Flu really was as deadly as the MSM and the Dems keep telling us that it is, by now everybody who works at Costco, and Kroger, and WalMart, and every other grocery store in America would be dead. Bodies piled up as high as the rafters.
The staff members at every grocery see millions of people every day, coast to coast. Maybe tomorrow is the day, but I have yet to have to step over piles of bodies to get to the bread.
Posted by: Boots at May 24, 2020 11:18 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2020 11:13 PM (rCwaK)
* * * *
If anyone knows what "grotesque" looks like, it's Jonah. Every morning when he looks in the mirror...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 24, 2020 11:18 PM (WFcrO)
Here's the clip of the POS: He's a bloated, neck-bearded bloated bag of pus:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=yh5SIen4gDA&feature=emb_title
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2020 11:18 PM (rCwaK)
Even Zinga, the poker, site censors my posts. When some fool has a avatar with the by-line "stay at Home" in one of many languages; I try and post "get out save yourself" but it gets blocked.
Posted by: SF jeff at May 24, 2020 11:18 PM (kJqpv)
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Honestly, I'm just waiting for some green guy to show up in the middle of the night and give me a good probing.
Posted by: Some Sedona Leftist at May 24, 2020 11:18 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 10:45 PM (WdocV)
Sorta like Iraq/Iran back in the '80s??
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at May 24, 2020 11:19 PM (FnwlK)
This has been my position for 30 years.
Unfortunately, it became completely impossible.
We outsourced every single thing to them, and many people became multi billionaires in the process, those people bought our politicians outright, and those same venal people now control us, like it or not.
Don't kid yourselves.
Posted by: navybrat, larger than life at May 24, 2020 11:19 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Grannymimi at May 24, 2020 11:19 PM (u5LFV)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2020 11:13 PM (rCwaK)
I was expecting a Sunday post by ace on that.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2020 11:19 PM (y7DUB)
I always imagined Maris as an emaciated version of Lilith.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 24, 2020 11:19 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: freaked at May 24, 2020 11:19 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2020 11:20 PM (6tRBz)
Time to invest in cats?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2020 11:21 PM (PP3gl)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 11:21 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 11:14 PM (+lVUW)
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Man. Tough crowd.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 24, 2020 11:21 PM (kVr0X)
God bless ye Hordedom.
Posted by: mindful webworker at May 24, 2020 11:21 PM (cHbIE)
Misanthropic Humanitarian
No mask required in our local Menards.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Is your local store on this list?
https://tinyurl.com/yav9spts
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2020 11:21 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 24, 2020 10:06 PM (cqteU)
They'll have to make a deal with the Devil.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2020 11:22 PM (6tRBz)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 24, 2020 11:22 PM (Lqy/e)
It got even odder when it started out by thanking the heroes on the front line of the fight against COVID-19. It also was sliding into conflating Memorial Day with Veterans' Day. A lot of thanking our serving military.
It is 75 years since the end of WWII so the focus was on that war, they had a segment on the Tuskegee airmen. Neither my husband nor I can remember if the 442 Regiment has ever been featured. Would have thought it might be nice to remember them too.
Posted by: Lirio100 at May 24, 2020 11:22 PM (JK7Jw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2020 11:23 PM (PP3gl)
***
I like mentioning in passing to my lefty LIV coworkers that most of the top wealthiest zipcodes are around DC.
I don't get into it, but I see that little light of cognitive dissonance flash over their faces for a moment....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 11:23 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2020 10:08 PM (aKsyK)
Never buy 'em, so I can't boycott them. Pity, that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2020 11:23 PM (6tRBz)
That's Dr. Brian May, astrophysicist, and author of Fat Bottomed Girls.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 24, 2020 11:24 PM (rCwaK)
Anyone else here have siblings?
Anyone else have that sudden realization that you not only couldn't give a shit if you never saw them again but would would probably be happier for it?
Posted by: Robert at May 24, 2020 11:25 PM (1Yy3c)
Manuel the gardener after skinny dipping in the Aloe-Vera while taking big shots of Tequila?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2020 11:25 PM (PP3gl)
Since Joe Biden revoked my black card, I've developed a desire for many different cheeses.
Worth checking out.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6wthkcc
Posted by: Splunge at May 24, 2020 11:26 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: dartist at May 24, 2020 11:26 PM (K22Va)
Blonde Morticia said due to work, she couldn't attend an AZ MoMe for 11 months so I told her we would have one just for her in April 2021 but actually we were discussing October.
Posted by: DBCooper at May 24, 2020 11:26 PM (y1Mvi)
They had a picture of a lock down protestor (who looked nothing like a Karen - long hair, smile on her face) and had replaced her sign with something like "I want to see Covid's manager".
The cringe....it burns....
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 11:26 PM (WdocV)
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I hope that with PDT's efforts this can start to unravel a bit. I know I can't do much, but I will do what I can.
We can oppose their control in every means available to us.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 11:26 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: secret squirrel, author of 3 LTs of Joint Base Lear MacBeth available on Amazon at May 24, 2020 11:12 PM (xyImL)
it is a good one, with a ridiculous number of movie stars. The trailer itself is amazing as they list star after star. But that aside, it was a good movie done right.
Posted by: Quint at May 24, 2020 11:27 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at May 24, 2020 11:27 PM (EgshT)
October might also be doable on my end.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 24, 2020 11:27 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 24, 2020 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
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And now I believe you are the queen of tennis? Yes?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 11:07 PM (IDhUW)
Many years' experience swatting balls...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 24, 2020 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
The best Bob Dylan song, ever, is "Stuck in the Middle With You". Which is a parody by the band Stealer's Wheel.
If your best song is parody of your own work, then your own work can't be all that good.
As for Dylan getting the Nobel Prize for Literature, that was the Nobel Committee's cry for help. To place Bob Dylan in the same category as Alexander Solzhenitsyn and T. S. Eliot brings absurdity to a whole new level.
But I must admit that his backup musicians, especially The Band, are outstanding.
Posted by: Brown Line at May 24, 2020 11:29 PM (S6ArX)
If they've lost Robert Johnson, they've lost the effin election.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
They are at the crossroads.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2020 11:29 PM (aKsyK)
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Please let their default color be brown. PLEASE!
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 11:29 PM (WdocV)
269 Skittles is releasing limited edition colorless Pride Packs to highlight the LGBTQ+ community during Pride month in June. The candy is giving up its iconic colors to signify that "only #OneRainbow matters."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2020 10:08 PM (aKsyK)
Never buy 'em, so I can't boycott them. Pity, that.
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My thought as well
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 11:29 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 24, 2020 11:29 PM (R1XEO)
***
Wait until Downfall Hitler finds out.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 11:30 PM (WdocV)
British 1st Para trying to shoot at Panzers with their Enfields, "Fookin' mess!"
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2020 11:30 PM (PP3gl)
Posted by: Splunge at May 24, 2020 11:17 PM (dOV9E)
Lots of hiking trails and beautiful country. And yes may be one of those places where the barrier between here and there thins a little....
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at May 24, 2020 11:31 PM (FnwlK)
Some more details here (link goes to Legal Insurrection):
https://tinyurl.com/chicomsporty
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 24, 2020 11:31 PM (hKLpI)
Kind of a prototype of the Traveling Wilburys sound.
Rafferty was interesting BTW. He wanted to be a successful recording artist, but supposedly hated playing live, and refused to tour, especially through the US.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)
As my husband says......you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends....but you can't pick your family
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 24, 2020 11:32 PM (/UQ/R)
had a segment on the Tuskegee airmen. Neither my husband nor I can
remember if the 442 Regiment has ever been featured. Would have thought
it might be nice to remember them too."
Forget it. They score too high.
Posted by: Harvard University at May 24, 2020 11:32 PM (S6ArX)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2020 11:33 PM (Fiwz/)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 24, 2020 10:32 PM (T9Hmo)
Yeah, that photo is terribly stagey.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2020 11:34 PM (6tRBz)
Posted by: Winnie-The-Xi! at May 24, 2020 11:34 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2020 11:35 PM (PP3gl)
Ah, well.
Raising a glass in his honor!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 24, 2020 11:35 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 11:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Just as I understand Penny on Big Bang never had a last name revealed.
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at May 24, 2020 11:35 PM (FnwlK)
Quiet Memorial Day here. We usually meet up w Dad's generation at the cemetery but that won't happen this year. Instead Dad will come down and decorate the graves and stop by for lunch. Our flowers are late here so nothing to contribute from our gardens.
We usually have something, but the early stuff is gone and peonies are no where near blooming here in N IL.
Posted by: Farmer at May 24, 2020 11:36 PM (nM8bJ)
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at May 24, 2020 11:31 PM (FnwlK)
Beautiful area, but a lot of crystal lickers there.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2020 11:36 PM (Fiwz/)
Ah, well.
Raising a glass in his honor!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 24, 2020 11:35 PM (M/9m0)
I thought the same when I saw it was Bob's birthday
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2020 11:36 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)
I do like this version of Pancho and Lefty he did with Willie Nelson. It helps to already know the song lol. But I did like what Dylan did here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd41cVwl9FY
Posted by: Quint at May 24, 2020 11:36 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: hogmartin
Oh, when that woman extended the house arrest into the middle of June, I actually felt depressed. I just want to have a normal life. I hate that woman more than Trump does. And I'm starting to hate the Karens who encourage her, "because she's keeping us safe".
I can't watch tv without having a constant barrage of those messages shoved down my throat. A bunch of idiots got together and decided that being reminded hundreds of times per day how sucky everything is, is going to make us feel better.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 24, 2020 11:37 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 24, 2020 10:18 PM (U2p+3)
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Yes! Call Me The Breeze, or Crazy Momma or anything really
Posted by: Boots at May 24, 2020 11:37 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: zeera Moron Author at May 24, 2020 11:37 PM (zUdXR)
I can't watch tv without having a constant barrage of those
messages shoved down my throat. A bunch of idiots got together and
decided that being reminded hundreds of times per day how sucky
everything is, is going to make us feel better.
***
I haven't watched TV in a couple of months. Trust me....it is good for your mental health.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 11:38 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Robert at May 24, 2020 11:25 PM (1Yy3c)
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That realization occurred for me a few years ago. I envy people who have great relationships with their siblings.
Posted by: fly gal at May 24, 2020 11:39 PM (6CtMt)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 24, 2020 11:39 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2020 11:39 PM (PP3gl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2020 11:39 PM (PP3gl)
"I warned you I was hungry dammit!" - Barack Obama
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2020 11:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Gerry Rafferty to sound like both Dylan and George Harrison. Rafferty
thought that would gain the band a hit, and he was right."
My point exactly: He was parodying Dylan - or mimicking him, if you prefer - and as a result wrote a better Dylan song than Dylan himself ever did.
Posted by: Brown Line at May 24, 2020 11:41 PM (S6ArX)
Anyone else here have siblings?
Anyone else have that sudden realization that you not only couldn't give a shit if you never saw them again but would would probably be happier for it?
Posted by: Robert at May 24, 2020 11:25 PM (1Yy3c)
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Evening Robert,
My siblings and I have gone thru periods of time without speaking because of anger, but eventually get over it. Family is very important to me. For the most part we can deal with politics, religion is where we have to agree to disagree.
Sadly I remember a time that I didn't speak to my brother over an issue, we got over it, but I now think it was a bad example to my daughter who now is not speaking to me.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 11:42 PM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 24, 2020 11:36 PM (aA3+G)
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Hey, for all we know he's clicking on that video right now!
At the very least, we know he's saluting your choice.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 24, 2020 11:43 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2020 11:44 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 24, 2020 11:38 PM (WdocV)
* * * *
We haven't watched TV for 11 months now, ever since we moved. And it is very good for the mental health!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 24, 2020 11:45 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2020 11:22
When we were in MS we crossed the "Crossroads" Where the transaction btw Robt Johnson and the Debbil supposedly took place.
Not a dirt crossroad any more, It's an overpass over an interstate. Time moves on.
Posted by: Farmer at May 24, 2020 11:46 PM (nM8bJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 24, 2020 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
{{{Insom}}}
So many balls.
So little time.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 24, 2020 11:47 PM (TdMsT)
Anyone else here have siblings?
Anyone else have that sudden realization that you not only couldn't give a shit if you never saw them again but would would probably be happier for it?
Posted by: Robert at May 24, 2020 11:25 PM (1Yy3c)
Other way for me and my brother. We talk/text all the time. We mostly are giving each other shit, but in good humor. Our immediate family is very small and my bro and I have no extended family. All aunts and uncle gone due cancer and most of our cousins passed due to suicide.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2020 11:49 PM (Fiwz/)
Ah, well.
Raising a glass in his honor!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 24, 2020 11:35 PM (M/9m0)
I miss Rickl. I wish I had met him IRL.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 24, 2020 11:49 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: fly gal at May 24, 2020 11:39 PM (6CtMt)
No shit.
Posted by: Robert at May 24, 2020 11:49 PM (1Yy3c)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 24, 2020 11:50 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2020 11:53 PM (PP3gl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2020 11:53 PM (PP3gl)
Would have happened, but Insom got a job.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 24, 2020 11:54 PM (Fiwz/)
I must let you know that your suggestion last night about my truck's reverse lamps was most helpful!
I was able to quickly determine that it was indeed the switch on the gearbox by shorting the wires at the snap connector...
I got the part and the proper tool to put it in from AutoZone, and five minutes later I was back in bidness!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 24, 2020 11:54 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 24, 2020 11:49 PM (TdMsT)
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Yes.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 24, 2020 11:54 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Farmer at May 24, 2020 11:46 PM (nM8bJ)
I've got an app.
Posted by: Satan at May 24, 2020 11:54 PM (2N7oZ)
Anyone else have that sudden realization that you not only couldn't give a shit if you never saw them again but would would probably be happier for it?
Posted by: Robert at May 24, 2020 11:25 PM (1Yy3c)
Yes, and I haven't communicated with either them in decades. Now it's one dead, one to go. No tears. The beauty of the dead one was nobody, nieces or cousins, bothered to notify me when he died. Everyone knew how I felt about the asshole. Found out weeks later. Oh well.
Posted by: RickZ at May 24, 2020 11:55 PM (Y8PSl)
In France, you can qualify for big time financial assistance if you arrive in the country as an unaccompanied minor asylum seeker. You have to be a teen. Those two are, most definitely, not teenagers. Just look at their picture the link. It's gotten so bad in France, that they have just started to give bone tests to prove age.
Posted by: Orson at May 24, 2020 11:57 PM (699c9)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 24, 2020 11:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SMH at May 24, 2020 11:57 PM (RU4sa)
Anyone else have that sudden realization that you not only couldn't give a shit if you never saw them again but would would probably be happier for it?
Posted by: Robert at May 24, 2020 11:25 PM (1Yy3c)
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Evening Robert,
My siblings and I have gone thru periods of time without speaking because of anger, but eventually get over it. Family is very important to me. For the most part we can deal with politics, religion is where we have to agree to disagree.
Sadly I remember a time that I didn't speak to my brother over an issue, we got over it, but I now think it was a bad example to my daughter who now is not speaking to me.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 24, 2020 11:42 PM (IDhUW)
My brother can infuriate me like no other. I can get along with him in small doses but the countdown is always on until he says something so fucking stupid that I lose my shit. It's a strange gift he has. The bad thing is that I have a pretty good knack for knowing what they'll be; he's not a deep well.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 24, 2020 11:58 PM (y7DUB)
Anyone else have that sudden realization that you not only couldn't give a shit if you never saw them again but would would probably be happier for it?
Posted by: Robert at May 24, 2020 11:25 PM (1Yy3c)
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My sister died almost a year ago to the day.
We had been estranged for years, but, just before she died, we managed to start talking again and parted on good terms.
One part of me thinks we needed more time, the other thinks we had just enough.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 24, 2020 11:58 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2020 11:58 PM (PP3gl)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 24, 2020 11:54 PM (7WaWV)
High five!
You probably just saved yourself $150 at the dealership.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2020 11:58 PM (6tRBz)
Posted by: SMH at May 24, 2020 11:59 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2020 12:01 AM (PP3gl)
Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2020 12:02 AM (K22Va)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 25, 2020 12:02 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2020 11:58 PM
$17 and an hour's time, including the trip back to AutoZone to return the tool! A simple 7/8" deep socket would have worked, but they gave me the "O2 sensor tool" to use... It was just as you described it!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 25, 2020 12:03 AM (7WaWV)
It's gotten so bad in France, that they have just started to give bone tests to prove age.
Posted by: Orson
Ouch!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2020 12:04 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Robert
In my family there were 3 girls and 3 boys. Interestingly, we 3 girls are more conservative than my 2 surviving brothers. My brothers are sorta republican, but weak. I think they both voted for Hillary. I steer away from talking politics with them because I get a bit mean. If I got into a conversation about Whitmer, I'd probably get arrested on an obscenity charge.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 25, 2020 12:04 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: fly gal at May 24, 2020 11:39 PM (6CtMt)
No shit.
Posted by: Robert at May 24, 2020 11:49
My/our relationship is kinda "meh". It's due to my SIL who is an insecure neurotic bitch. Even her kids have issues w/ her.
Too bad she didn't teach them any manners, like saying thank you for gifts, or even acknowledging them. Unless they get better in our old age that will definitely impact their inheritances. The charities we name will like that.
Do I sound bitter? Perhaps, but such is life. Always had the model of my paternal grandparents who palled around w/ his his siblings. Such was not to be w/ this poor woman.
Posted by: Farmer at May 25, 2020 12:05 AM (nM8bJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2020 11:58 PM (PP3gl)
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Might come down to the delivery systems.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 25, 2020 12:07 AM (WEBkv)
PS, has the murder of Scarborough's intern been solved yet?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 25, 2020 12:07 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 25, 2020 12:07 AM (+lVUW)
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It sounds like your brothers are all form and care nothing about function.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 25, 2020 12:09 AM (WEBkv)
China vs India, we might get to see who has the better nukes.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Might come down to the delivery systems.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
China has take-out down to an art.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2020 12:09 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Orson
Ouch!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2020 12:04 AM (aKsyK)
"Rachel" Levine wants someone to give her the "bone test" to prove she's a woman, but she hasn't had any takers yet.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 12:10 AM (6tRBz)
It breaks my heart because we used to be close.
And I really like my BIL too.
Politics.
They always voted Democrat, I suppose, but it wasn't a Big Deal. Then they joined the Church of the Party.
They got more an more involved in party politics and it was like a religious conversion or something.
*sigh*
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2020 12:10 AM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2020 12:10 AM (hLKSS)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2020 12:10 AM (PP3gl)
Posted by: Robert at May 24, 2020 11:25 PM (1Yy3c)
Haven't seen my brother in years and don't care.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 25, 2020 12:11 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2020 12:09 AM (aKsyK)
But you are hungry again in an hour.
Butter chicken > Orange chicken
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 25, 2020 12:11 AM (Fiwz/)
Ain't in no hurry to reverse that, anytime soon.
Can't, anyway. He's back in the system again, even at age 65.
I don't hate him. Fact is, I still have some form of a familial love for him.
Which can only exist with distance and separation. We're talking about someone who was 45 min. late to his own Mom's funeral, 'cause he was too busy getting stoned with his "friends."
Thousand miles between us, suits me just fine.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2020 12:12 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 25, 2020 12:12 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 25, 2020 12:10 AM (PP3gl)
With six you get eggroll.
Posted by: Winnie the Xi at May 25, 2020 12:13 AM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 25, 2020 12:13 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Splunge
Oka, it's taken me this long to remember the word. I once had a friend who was into crystals, auras, angel readings, and all that nutty stuff. She said that Sedona is on a vortex.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 25, 2020 12:14 AM (+lVUW)
Hope all is well. Not here much, been busy, short staffed etc. But no complaints.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 25, 2020 12:14 AM (hLKSS)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 25, 2020 12:14 AM (/UQ/R)
The *only* people who need to take "precautions" (and few of these as currently pushed are based on any science) are tiny demos who are vulnerable.
For everyone else, there is as much reason to hide now as there is every single October at the beginning of flu season. For 20 yrs and under, even less reason.
FFS. Submissive, unthinking, un-American, dependent, and scientifically illiterate is a bad look, America.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2020 12:15 AM (El6T/)
Vortex supposedly at the summit of Bell mountain in Sedona. Still a few cowboys in the area, but fewer every year.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 25, 2020 12:16 AM (Fiwz/)
The story on Twatter says that TerroristBoi pulled up to the gate and shot her in the chest without warning, knocking her down. Her vest stopped it. She got up, dropped the gate, and capped his ass.
She was the only one injured, reportedly, and she was treated and released.
Well done!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2020 12:16 AM (hKLpI)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 25, 2020 12:17 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 24, 2020 11:01 PM (dUJdY)
{{{Jewells}}}
I'm glad you had a great day with your family.
My family went home today and I spent the day cleaning and doing laundry. We had a wonderful time.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 25, 2020 12:18 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2020 12:18 AM (K22Va)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 25, 2020 12:14 AM (+lVUW)
Funny how these "vortices" always happen to be in natural beauty spots, inhabited by oovy-doovy crystal gazers. They're never in Baltimore, or Stockton, or Gary, Indiana.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 12:18 AM (6tRBz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 24, 2020 11:35 PM (PP3gl)
And despite all expectations, he lived for another 55 plus years.
Posted by: Fox 2! at May 25, 2020 12:18 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 25, 2020 12:19 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: fly gal
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Mine with my older sister is a bit odd. She's 2 1/2 years older, and remembers me as a young kid.
I might not call her for months, but sooner or later she'll call to check up on me, and I am reminded that she worries about me, because, little brother.
I think it has always been like that, but it's just not an emotion that I feel, and I forget that she feels a sisterly love/obligation to look after me. I'm always a little ashamed when she calls, it's a bit humbling.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2020 12:20 AM (bPH26)
I moved far away a long, long time ago. Don't really feel the attachment anymore.
Posted by: t-bird at May 25, 2020 12:21 AM (1vynn)
Posted by: 18-1
Yeah, I'm solving the problem. Most of the tv I watch is PBS stuff like British whodunits and Great British Bakeoff, and cable movies. I have the cable feature so that I can record that stuff, and watch at my leisure.There's really nothing on network tv and most cable networks that I watch anymore. I also have a backload of old Alfred Hitchcock Presents shows recorded. Alfred Hitchcock was brilliant.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 25, 2020 12:21 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: DBCooper at May 25, 2020 12:22 AM (y1Mvi)
Posted by: Quint at May 25, 2020 12:24 AM (hHxp2)
Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2020 12:25 AM (K22Va)
Put the mower away, and took in my laundry from the line. The blue jeans and thick towels were still a touch damp, so I gave them a quick spin in the dryer. All the other stuff was well dried.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 12:25 AM (6tRBz)
Posted by: Quint at May 25, 2020 12:24 AM (hHxp2)
Thought it was a GM small block v8
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 25, 2020 12:26 AM (Fiwz/)
Excellent glass. No chromatic aberrations.
People in Sedona might be confused by this?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2020 12:27 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Quint at May 25, 2020 12:24 AM (hHxp2)
Probably most of the folks who prate about "vortexes" couldn't give you a cogent explanation about what they are supposed to be, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 12:28 AM (6tRBz)
Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2020 12:25 AM (K22Va)
My little brother (only brother) is a ginger. We called it the milkman gene.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 25, 2020 12:28 AM (Fiwz/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 12:18 AM (6tRBz)
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Heh.
Good point there!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 25, 2020 12:28 AM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 25, 2020 12:26 AM (Fiwz/)
As opposed to the Toroflow, GM's BIG block V6.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 12:29 AM (6tRBz)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 25, 2020 12:13 AM (Lqy/e)
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Political differences became the death knell to my already tenuous relationship with my siblings. My three siblings have always been very left-leaning. Ten years ago, after I voiced my pro-2A, pro-Christian, anti-Progressive views on FB, the castle gates closed.
Posted by: fly gal at May 25, 2020 12:29 AM (6CtMt)
I'll work something out, but it crossed my mind that you probably have such around.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2020 12:30 AM (830x5)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycbnnoa8
The story behind the unbelievable photo of an English Electric Lightning F1 prototype crashing like a flipped coin.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2020 12:30 AM (WyVLE)
You just made George Noory's he'd spin.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 25, 2020 12:30 AM (Fiwz/)
Posted by: Quint at May 25, 2020 12:32 AM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2020 12:20 AM (bPH26)
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That is sweet. You are fortunate.
Posted by: fly gal at May 25, 2020 12:33 AM (6CtMt)
Posted by: fly gal at May 25, 2020 12:33 AM (6CtMt)
I was going to say the same thing.
Posted by: Quint at May 25, 2020 12:34 AM (hHxp2)
Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2020 12:34 AM (K22Va)
Funny how these "vortices" always happen to be in natural beauty spots, inhabited by oovy-doovy crystal gazers. They're never in Baltimore, or Stockton, or Gary, Indiana.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
How come UFOs never land in the middle of LA, NYC or Washington D.C.?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2020 12:35 AM (aKsyK)
I'll work something out, but it crossed my mind that you probably have such around.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2020 12:30 AM (830x5)
Can you get me a link to a picture? I have a little of that sort of thing. I was sorting a box of house-wiring type electrical parts yesterday, and found some of the old knob insulators as used in knob and tube wiring.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 12:35 AM (6tRBz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2020 12:35 AM (aKsyK)
No signs of intelligent life?
Posted by: RickZ at May 25, 2020 12:35 AM (Y8PSl)
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They don't want to pay for parking
Posted by: Methos at May 25, 2020 12:35 AM (kOpft)
He OWNS them. It doesn't matter if they're closed. Anyway, I ended the conversation shortly after that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 25, 2020 12:36 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2020 12:35 AM (aKsyK)
Easy, they are sanctuary cities. Aliens are already there.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 25, 2020 12:36 AM (Fiwz/)
They think I am a complete liberal, which, I myself identify as a Classical Liberal, look it up.
For which my Conservative family excoriate me for being a Liberal.
And all my Liberal friends excoriate me for being a Conservative.
So, I get heat from both directions.
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at May 25, 2020 12:37 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 25, 2020 12:37 AM (0OmEj)
I'm in need of some ceramic threaded standoffs. The sort of thing you used to see in radio sets.
https://tinyurl.com/yckh8gnw
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2020 12:39 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 25, 2020 12:37 AM (0OmEj)
Yeah but it isn't contagious. Finding scraps of body parts on sidewalks is annoying, though.
Posted by: RickZ at May 25, 2020 12:41 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: dartist
Great. There's something celebratory about opening a beer can that's been shaken. Almost like champagne.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 25, 2020 12:41 AM (+lVUW)
Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2020 12:41 AM (K22Va)
***
Because they have standards?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 25, 2020 12:42 AM (WdocV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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It just ran through my mind, they aren't that hard to find, I just thought to myself, 'I'll bet AOP has some'.
I'll round some up, but here's pic: https://tinyurl.com/ydcykfob
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2020 12:43 AM (WD9ZA)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycbnnoa8
The story behind the unbelievable photo of an English Electric Lightning F1 prototype crashing like a flipped coin.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 25, 2020 12:30 AM (WyVLE)
Great story, and a truly one in a million photo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 12:43 AM (6tRBz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2020 12:43 AM (WD9ZA)
I will have a look, but according to bertram's link, they are available new from Digi-Key.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 12:46 AM (6tRBz)
I might not call her for months, but sooner or later she'll call to check up on me...about me, because, little brother.
I think it has always been like that, but it's just not an emotion that I feel, and I forget that she feels a sisterly love/obligation to look after me. I'm always a little ashamed when she calls...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2020 12:20
Somewhat similar to my dealings w/ my brother, 2 yrs 9 mon younger than me. Right now I've called him twice in the last 2 weeks. Only response was a text the second time that he was working.
I'm fine, so the ball is in your court. He may call on Memorial Day, as he sometimes does call on holidays.
It's a weird mix of familial love and indifference at times.
Posted by: Farmer at May 25, 2020 12:53 AM (nM8bJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 12:53 AM (6tRBz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2020 12:35 AM (aKsyK)
No signs of intelligent life?
Posted by: RickZ at May 25, 2020 12:35 AM (Y8PSl)
Because they know everyone there has already been anal probed..
duh.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2020 12:54 AM (NgKpN)
I have been out of the eee-letric meters and multimeters and tools for a long time now, and just happened to stumble on something, and that got me to looking at the newest stuff and trying to get up to speed.
Back in the '90s, Iused to drool over Fluke Scopemeters, portable digitial storage scopes. One can do all sorts of fancy shit with those. They cost $Ks, and still do. Top of the line now is pushing $7K.
But, some others are making much cheaper ones now. $500 will get you one with all the features of the scopemeters I used to drool over back then.
I'm almost about to buy one. But that's not what blew my mind. Fork meters are what blew my mind. Open jawed current measurement, and now Fluke (and some others) are doing open jawed *voltage measurement* with these fork meters.
Put a wire inside the fork, and these things will tell you the current flowing and also the voltage to ground. V measurement error seems to be about 3%.
I've been trying to find something on how these things work. The open jawed current thing intrigued me.
The voltage sensor works by capacitive coupling to ground. What the thing does is generate an internal signal somehow which injected in the wire under test. The voltage signal on that wire distorts that internal field and signal, and the voltage and frequency of the external source can be calculated.
These things are just $300 or so.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2020 12:55 AM (rCwaK)
waiting..........
still waiting.....
Because that is the plan....and most of the Horde know this...I hope......divide and conquer.....divide and conquer
Posted by: The Nightwatch at May 25, 2020 12:56 AM (u1WYs)
I hate life.
At the risk of being a complete downer, THIS was absolutely fascinating to read!
https://tinyurl.com/yd76nl8z
DNYUZ: A Feud In Wolf-Kink Erotica Raises A Deep Legal Question
Sheer fucking degeneracy man!
I think this is what the Karenwaffe does when it's not nagging and scolding.
I'm out.
Night!
Posted by: Robert at May 25, 2020 12:56 AM (1Yy3c)
It's a shame because that's powerful imagery - but black conservatives are way too used to *not* playing the victim card, and they're generally just too honest and intellectual to bother making it. But they should.
Posted by: ... at May 25, 2020 12:56 AM (t+mAj)
Hong Kong fights for its freedom, as we meekly give up ours
(referring to pandemic theater, er, "lockdown")
Boris stumbling badly at every point in all this - and, seemingly, not learning or upping his game at any point, up to now. Interesting, Farage with a subtle shot across the bow, saying Brexit Party forced out May and her useless crew, might have to saddle up (my words) again with Boris if he continues to mishandle the transition out of the EU.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2020 12:56 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2020 12:57 AM (aKsyK)
brothers, he started with "you're probably not going to like this
but...." Then he launched into this dumbass theory that Trump was going
to reopen the country so that he can golf, because he golfs every
weekend. I pointed out to him that Trump has access to a golf course at
Camp David, and owns two golf resorts, one in Florida, and one, I think
in New Jersey.
He OWNS them. It doesn't matter if they're closed. Anyway, I ended the conversation shortly after that.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 25, 2020 12:36 AM (+lVUW)
Alas, you didn't get to mention that Obama's multiple trips to the courses at Andrews and Fort Belvoir, VA meant that if you had a reserved tee time and he decided to show up, too bad.
Posted by: Vendette at May 25, 2020 12:58 AM (6j2Bg)
They've been running those for about a week now. I almost shot the TV when I first saw it. I think it's the same people that make the copper fiber knee braces and similar.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2020 12:58 AM (rCwaK)
I went to my Father's grave today, in a Vet cemetery,
He's been gone 14 years now, WW2 and Korea US Navy Vet.
I apologized to him, because somehow we have become a nation of pussies.
It really is that simple. They denigrated Manly virtues to the point where we now have an unsustainable societal system.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 25, 2020 12:59 AM (NgKpN)
I think it's the same people that make the copper fiber knee braces and similar.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
I saw those advertised today. Not only do they have copper - they have menthol!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2020 01:01 AM (aKsyK)
Denmark - CDC-equivalent advised minimal policies like Sweden, PM decided to go aggressive lockdown instead. And then, apparently, lied about it all. Ooops.
And then there's Belarus - the saddest, most corrupt, most dictatorial of the European former Soviet republics. They went Full Monty, no policy reaction to virus - and appear to be experiencing .... exactly the same path as everyone else (though of course as with Iran and a lesser extent Chi-Nah, there are caveats for both 1] corrupt authoritarian system 2] lower levels of technical competence/accuracy).
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2020 01:02 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2020 12:58 AM (rCwaK)
Everybody knows silver has much better antimicrobial properties. Copper is for arthritis. And green wrists.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 01:04 AM (6tRBz)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2020 01:01 AM (aKsyK)
Kool!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 25, 2020 01:05 AM (NWiLs)
copperwearmask.com
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 25, 2020 12:57 AM (aKsyK)
Helps people who have noses out of joint.
"I used to not be able to stick my nose in places it didn't belong because of the pain, but with this coppermesh mask, I can now freely stick my nose anywhere pain-free. I can't say enough about this product." ~ Stasi Karen
Posted by: RickZ at May 25, 2020 01:05 AM (Y8PSl)
Yeah I know it's so far beyond ridiculous there are no words, but the spectacle of political enemies trying to make hay of a round of golf by a guy who literally works 18 hour days for the country for no pay and has the weight of the world on his shoulders with no break for 2 f**king months 24/7 .... FFS.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2020 01:06 AM (El6T/)
Menthol does actually have some anesthetic/analgesic properties, though, so they might be somewhat effective.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2020 01:07 AM (hKLpI)
DANCE WITH THE DEVIL, PAYMENT COMES DUE ! This dance is far from over.....
Posted by: ron n. at May 25, 2020 01:07 AM (om5HK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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No, no... I wasn't actually seeking them, I mean,I know that they are available. Just thinking to myself, "I'll bet AOP has some of those lying around".
I have a good chunk of teflon around somewhere, and I could make something suitable.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2020 01:07 AM (cGzEU)
Anyone stupid enough to buy these products deserves to be fleeced. I mean, I'm all for laws agin' fraudulent and misleading advertising claims, but at some point, if the customer is that stupid, they deserve it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2020 01:08 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2020 01:06 AM (El6T/)
I seem to remember there was a young couple in Hawaii had booked a golf course months in advance for their wedding, only to have it canceled at the last minute because Obongo wanted to play golf.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 01:09 AM (6tRBz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2020 01:08 AM (rCwaK)
Man, why you hatin' on us?
Posted by: Nigerian Princes Everywhere, With Cash Readily Available For You For A Small Fee at May 25, 2020 01:10 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2020 01:07 AM (cGzEU)
That's what I would do, if I needed insulators like that. Since I have a lathe, it would be super-easy to drill and thread it, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 01:11 AM (6tRBz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 01:04 AM (6tRBz)
Well, let's see. Lead has a tremendously well proven anti-biological track record, dating back centuries.
Silver works on vampires, but I'll trust my Winchester .357 Mag, 145 gr. JHP Silvertips against most any goblin.
But copper truly rules the roost.
Velocities in excess of 2,600 fps since the development of the Spitzer round, over a century ago.
And which 'tard was it that ingested so much colldial silver as he turned himself blue?
Was that condition ever even reversible?
Fucking smurf. LMAO.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2020 01:11 AM (QzJWU)
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Jockstrap...do they make a jockstrap?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2020 01:12 AM (cGzEU)
I am flying the Stars&Stripes 24/7 in my front yard as I have done EVERY year since 2003, my neighbors are in for a new twist this year when I play "TAPS" at 3 pm tomorrow...over a loud speaker...your Father's name was....? I would like to include him in the reading of names that my second son will do when he reads off all of the brothers from 3/7 Marines that my # 1 never came home with. I was the lucky Dad who got his son back after 5 deploys.....though never completely....
Posted by: The Nightwatch at May 25, 2020 01:12 AM (u1WYs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2020 01:13 AM (cGzEU)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2020 01:13 AM (El6T/)
Was that condition ever even reversible?
Fucking smurf. LMAO.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2020 01:11 AM (QzJWU)
One might be able to wash it out of one's body with sodium thiosulfate, photographer's "hypo". Don't know how toxic that is, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 01:14 AM (6tRBz)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2020 01:13 AM (El6T/)
Sure worked on that one in Corpus Christi.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 01:15 AM (6tRBz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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A aged, but well-maintained Atlas 6" here.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2020 01:15 AM (bPH26)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 01:18 AM (6tRBz)
When I was shopping around for electric fencing supplies, I found out that the porcelain insulators are pretty expensive, now. Around $1 apiece or more depending on the size and design.
Go to Amazon and look if interested.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2020 01:21 AM (rCwaK)
It's used to treat cyanide poisoning, though that doesn't necessarily mean it's safe. It could be like chemotherapy for cancer; as long as it doesn't quite kill the patient, it's better than the alternative.
I'm gonna hang it up, too.
Good night, all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 25, 2020 01:22 AM (hKLpI)
Posted by: Turn Two at May 25, 2020 01:25 AM (i13QK)
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Well, what surprised me is that what used to be nickle/dime items are now $4.00 items, as are the pieces at DigiKey.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2020 01:29 AM (L47aO)
Y'all please read, and you all know I very seldom ask such of The Horde:
https://tinyurl.com/y7axdq9v
Thank you.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2020 01:35 AM (QzJWU)
Whatever evangelical program it is, they keep using pop songs as hymns. Earlier they performed Bridge Over Troubled Water, and now someone is singing Fire And Rain.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2020 01:36 AM (L2ZTs)
Y'all please read, and you all know I very seldom ask such of The Horde:
https://tinyurl.com/y7axdq9
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"Not on this day."
Amen.
Posted by: fly gal at May 25, 2020 01:40 AM (6CtMt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2020 01:36 AM (L2ZTs)
Reminds me of how much I hated 'folk Mass' as a kid. Vatican II was bad, but folk Mass was the final nail in the cross of the Catholic Mass. Give me organ music and a nice chorale, thankyouverymuch. Very uplifting, majestic even.
Posted by: RickZ at May 25, 2020 01:43 AM (Y8PSl)
I've got an app.
Posted by: Satan at May 24, 2020 11:54 PM (2N7oZ)
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The demon in Good Omens designed the traffic snarl around London.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 25, 2020 01:43 AM (IDhUW)
Yeah I know it's so far beyond ridiculous there are no words, but
the spectacle of political enemies trying to make hay of a round of golf
by a guy who literally works 18 hour days for the country for no pay
and has the weight of the world on his shoulders with no break for 2
f**king months 24/7 .... FFS.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 25, 2020 01:06 AM (El6T/)
Arny Navy Arlington is a pretty nice course but in a bad neighborhood. Andrews used to get a ton of play but when I played it ages ago, it was nothing special. A lot of big wigs play there on the reg though.
The original Ft. Belvoir North 18 was designed by Robert Trent Jones Sr I think in 1950. It was a a special place really. Someone decided to wreck it in the 90s and create two 18 hole courses. The argument back then was it would give the troops more opportunity to play. From what I saw, things got worse. They always seemed to have at least on of the courses reserved for a corporate outing.
Posted by: Quint at May 25, 2020 01:43 AM (hHxp2)
I've often thought preaching could be more down-to-earth, but using pop songs just seems incredibly patronizing.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2020 01:46 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2020 01:46 AM (L2ZTs)
If they're airing those broadcasts with those songs, I wonder if they pay copyrights?
Posted by: RickZ at May 25, 2020 01:49 AM (Y8PSl)
Y'all please read, and you all know I very seldom ask such of The Horde:
https://tinyurl.com/y7axdq9
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"Not on this day."
Amen.
Posted by: fly gal at May 25, 2020 01:40 AM (6CtMt)
the link did not work for me.
Posted by: Quint at May 25, 2020 01:50 AM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Quint at May 25, 2020 01:50 AM (hHxp
Quint, I am using Google Chrome. Some sites don't function with the other browsers.
Posted by: fly gal at May 25, 2020 01:56 AM (6CtMt)
Posted by: RickZ at May 25, 2020 01:57 AM (Y8PSl)
I've often thought preaching could be more down-to-earth, but using pop songs just seems incredibly patronizing.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2020 01:46 AM (L2ZTs)
Many a cherished hymn was sung to the tune of a bawdy bar song, all through the 1700s till today.
That said, I've about as much use for the Osteen enterprises as I do for an anal COVID check.
Osteen is to Faith, as Hannity is to Politics.
A mile wide, but an inch deep.
Faith 101, and Politics 101.
It's not that they're WRONG.
It's that they're shallow.
Repetitive, too. The both of them.
Advantage: Osteen. At least now n' then, one is brought to find faith in Christ. Gotta count that in the Win column, no matter what.
Lesser advantage, Hannity.
Give him this. He's like a terrier with a bone. On the good stuff, he's relentless.
The pity is, he's also relentless on the irrelevant. I've been a dishwasher and construction worker, too.
Ya hear me bitch about it much?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2020 02:00 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: RickZ at May 25, 2020 01:57 AM (Y8PSl)
thanks. That was an amazing message by Jim and is taken to heart. I wish I could write like that.
Posted by: Quint at May 25, 2020 02:04 AM (hHxp2)
I believe Martin Luther based some of his hymns on bar ditties.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2020 02:06 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2020 02:06 AM (L2ZTs)
Martin Luther was a heathen. He based his hymns on bar tittles. NTTAWWT. Bar titties, that is.
Posted by: RickZ at May 25, 2020 02:09 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Joel Osteen at May 25, 2020 02:10 AM (H5knJ)
And IMHO he had major psych issues, but that's a topic for another day. (I personally think he may have been bipolar.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2020 02:10 AM (L2ZTs)
add . where shown, then take out spaces: copy and paste into a new tab
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2020 02:12 AM (i6uJ1)
Posted by: Joel Osteen at May 25, 2020 02:10 AM (H5knJ)
You do not scare me.
Your Stepford Wife "Victoria" though, wearing a head to toe "face burkah"?
We're talking Karen to three orders of magnitude, here.
Manager, fucking hell.
Search up "Victoria Osteen airline incident".
Uh huh.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2020 02:14 AM (QzJWU)
Red, thanks for the modified link. I'm to the snoozer now.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2020 02:16 AM (QzJWU)
They ran the copper mask ad again. They say "With the properties of copper!".
Note there is no claim of anything there, just saying the copper fiber has the properties of copper. They're depending on the marks to construe that as the idiots will, but not making any direct claims.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2020 02:18 AM (rCwaK)
https://youtu.be/OE6jpTaOYMU
Fun fact, Hamlet kills more people than Arnold in Hamlet 2
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 25, 2020 02:22 AM (LxTcq)
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Which raises the question, what is the melt value?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 25, 2020 02:23 AM (pK7cg)
Note there is no claim of anything there, just saying the copper
fiber has the properties of copper. They're depending on the marks to
construe that as the idiots will, but not making any direct claims.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2020 02:18 AM (rCwaK)
I saw a guy wearing a Russian style gas mask the other day. He looked like an ant eater. Someone at the store said he comes in all the time and is very serious. I thought it might be a sly form of protest, but no.
Posted by: Quint at May 25, 2020 02:24 AM (hHxp2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2020 02:10 AM (L2ZTs)
Nah, he just got tired of buying indulgences from going to the tittie bar.
Create a new sect and kill two birds with one stone: No more tittie bar indulgences but with tittie bar hymns. Win-win.
Posted by: RickZ at May 25, 2020 02:25 AM (Y8PSl)
Y'all please read, and you all know I very seldom ask such of The Horde:
https://tinyurl.com/y7axdq9v
Thank you.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2020 01:35 AM (QzJWU)
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Jim,
Thank you so much for that. I have to say, it must be dusty in here as I think I got something in both my eyes.
Whenever I feel bad about myself, or where we are as a country, I watch a film of the changing of the guard at the Tomb of the Unknowns. And after I do it gives me a sense of humility, hope and resolve.
Requiescat in pace my fellow countrymen.
Posted by: Publius Redux at May 25, 2020 02:27 AM (/rF/4)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 25, 2020 02:27 AM (H5knJ)
I believe Martin Luther based some of his hymns on bar ditties.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2020 02:06 AM (L2ZTs)
It's a popular song, a Medieval German popular song....
The tunes to popular songs are well known. Bar ditties are, presumably, popular songs. Just add suitable words, and you have everybody singing your new evangelization tool.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 25, 2020 02:30 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Menack at May 25, 2020 02:30 AM (buTO7)
2:20 Ace time and only ~470 comments?
Anyway, there was a video in the YT news feed titled: "Coronavirus Pandemic Illustrates the Importance of Scientific Literacy". The thumbnail shows a split screen of an MSNBC news host and Bill Nye. Didn't watch, nor did I need to. Bill Nye is right up there with BHO and HRC on my list of people I can't abide.
Here are a few things I've learned from YouTube during my time of limbo, alone in a mostly empty house:
It appears as if the subject with the most TED Talks devoted to it is boobs.
The news announcers covering (mostly L.A.) police pursuits are always CERTAIN the police are going to perform a PIT maneuver, but the police hardly ever do. I think they just like saying "PIT maneuver".
A russian with a stick welder can make anything out of anything. With mixed results.
You can put any kind of engine into any kind of car.
Posted by: Average Guy at May 25, 2020 02:32 AM (BaHwF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 25, 2020 01:09 AM (6tRBz)
IIRC, it was a couple of Army captains.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 25, 2020 02:37 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 25, 2020 02:39 AM (L2ZTs)
You kids still awake? I was supposed to give Miley a call, but it seems improper, given the awful copper coughing debacle.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 02:44 AM (Ckg4U)
Last week I was looking intently at the display of pork roast, and I inhaled a little saliva. I coughed suddenly, right on the produce. I thought being brave was more dignified than this.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 25, 2020 02:48 AM (LxTcq)
Miley has konked out for the night, I'm afraid, Slap.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2020 02:49 AM (rCwaK)
A guy can dream can't he?
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at May 25, 2020 02:49 AM (FnwlK)
population 23 million
cases ~440
deaths, I've heard various 1-10
And by seek advice I mean put them in charge of CDC and NIH making it clear that if the drones there don't follow recommendations down to the very jot and tittle then they go hit the bricks.
Of course what will happen is an orgy of CYA the likes of which the world has never seen.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at May 25, 2020 02:50 AM (d6mdH)
-Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2020 02:49 AM (rCwaK)
Thanks! I'll talk to you, though!
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 02:53 AM (Ckg4U)
I'm gonna have to be an asshole and take a raincheck, Slap. I'm turning in myself -- just checked here one last time.
I'm out. Take care, y'all.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 25, 2020 02:56 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 02:57 AM (Ckg4U)
*HAH!* Not an "asshole" in the slightest, amigo. Might your folks be better than anticipated and may the both of you sleep well, brother.
G'Night, publius!
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 02:59 AM (Ckg4U)
American ideals of Freedom and Individual Liberty are uniquely American. We can never change the world to "become more like us." America should always have the mailed fist at the ready, but be prepared to offer a velvet glove when asked. Our intelligence, military and diplomatic failures of late are because we, or rather our policymakers, in our/their hubris fail to understand that.
If one wants to read why our policies have failed in the 21st Century, this book lays the reasons out in the late 20th Century. Trying to remake Iraq and Afghanistan into our political image was a huge mistake, as those countries' codification of shari'a law prove. Our failure with China is also explained in an excellent and rational manner, again because we fail to understand Chinese history, be it Confucianism or Legalism. Non-Western and Leninist societies do not value the individual as we do. In those countries, the individual has a responsibility to, and subsumed by, the group, be it familial, caste or tribal. That is our gravest shortcoming as a Nation, thinking that we can remake such countries in the image of America and its societal jurisprudence even though other non-Western and Leninist nations have centuries of political governance quite at odds with those American concepts.
The book also delves into language and how the words spoken by various countries may be the same, but the ideas underpinning those words are vastly different. In effect, we are speaking past each other. (We see that play out with our own leftists and their concept of 'justice', e.g.)
Good book. Very meaty. Highly recommended, if you can find it.
A brief bio of Adda Bozeman (1908 - 1994). One smart cookie.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya2u3lff
Posted by: RickZ at May 25, 2020 03:16 AM (Y8PSl)
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 03:16 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: raimondo at May 25, 2020 03:21 AM (Q041y)
Sedona real estate generated so much discussion. Probably ain't gonna
happen as native Californian wife has significant close family here (L.A
and environs)
A guy can dream can't he?
Posted by: Anonymous Guy in Ca at May 25, 2020 02:49 AM (FnwlK)
---
Resident 3vil and i are in The Valley, like totally...
feel free to reach out if you are anywhere reasonably close: RL e-mail in nick.
herself keeps mumbling about picking up sticks and emigrating to a free country, one of these days, but we are tied down more by a lawsuit she's a party to, suing the state, than either of us is by family.
her immediate one is all gone, and all i have is my less than beloved mother, and a brother down Insane Diego way i am not exactly close to.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2020 03:37 AM (i6uJ1)
Posted by: Menack at May 25, 2020 03:39 AM (buTO7)
Aren't those chairs facing the wrong direction? I know I'd prefer watching the water instead of the beach
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 25, 2020 03:42 AM (rhHLR)
Posted by: raindumbo at May 25, 2020 03:44 AM (Ckg4U)
Don't get me wrong... I fell for it and I also fell for Miklos' uncanny manner of recreating the Troll-Drivel.
I just smile, knowing that "raimondo" is out there. ...somewhere.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 03:48 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2020 03:49 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 03:48 AM (Ckg4U)
---
yeah.
his Mommy's basement.
she has to transport him to his mental healthcare office visits.
not to mention feeding him and wiping his ass when she changes his adult diapers.... poor lady.
we should start a GoFundMe for her, so she can hire a lawyer and have her failed offspring committed.
because we're givers here at the HQ.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2020 03:53 AM (i6uJ1)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 25, 2020 03:54 AM (rhHLR)
-Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2020 03:53 AM (i6uJ1)
*HAH!*
...and G'Mornin, Mlii.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 03:54 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 25, 2020 03:56 AM (rhHLR)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2020 03:58 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 03:58 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 25, 2020 03:58 AM (rhHLR)
Posted by: My life is insanity
It's a nude beach. They're set up to look at the scenery.
Posted by: mikeski at May 25, 2020 03:59 AM (P1f+c)
But as Tony the Tiger said, "He's Grrrrrreat!"
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 04:01 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 04:03 AM (Ckg4U)
My brother will be stopping over afterwards to fix leak by our chimney. Fingers crossed we have another full day without rain.
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 25, 2020 04:03 AM (rhHLR)
If we get three more Dwarves, we can complete a set, or something.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 04:05 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 04:03 AM (Ckg4U)
At least they sleep!
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 25, 2020 04:07 AM (rhHLR)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 04:08 AM (Ckg4U)
NY had biggest Covid-19 number in my polling, 109.
Wi had 3, and sure its updated by Wi finally had more than my county, 0.
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2020 04:10 AM (ZCEU2)
Hopefully PA's will slow quickly.
A lot of stuff is not reopening yet, and quite a few still worried about venturing out.
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 25, 2020 04:16 AM (rhHLR)
-Posted by: My life is insanity at May 25, 2020 04:03 AM (rhHLR)
"By our chimney."
I'm guessing roof because otherwise, it might mean "The Next County" -or "In a Gully Near Us."
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 04:16 AM (Ckg4U)
I wish mine were more in tune to what mom needs. Son of mine is needing more of a break from his grandma lately. Can't blame him, she is exhausting.
She was on a more even keel for about 2 weeks, but this weekend when I was there she was on the downslide again. I swear it comes in waves.
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 25, 2020 04:17 AM (rhHLR)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 04:18 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2020 04:19 AM (ZCEU2)
Cat#1 must have thought my right eye brow needed brushing... with her claws. So now I'm up.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at May 25, 2020 04:20 AM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 04:24 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2020 04:24 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 04:24 AM (Ckg4U)
---
Pro Tip: you don't own cats.
you are simply their staff.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2020 04:26 AM (i6uJ1)
you are simply their staff."
-Posted by: redc1c4 at May 25, 2020 04:26 AM (i6uJ1)
Roger, that.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 04:28 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 25, 2020 04:30 AM (rhHLR)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2020 04:32 AM (ZCEU2)
Slap! Sound on my phone is off and I missed it. TTYL?
Make it a good day, all
Posted by: My life is insanity at May 25, 2020 04:32 AM (rhHLR)
-Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2020 04:24 AM (ZCEU2)
I've never had to deal with finding a leak around the chimney area. That isn't usual "wear-and-tear". That's more like a construction goof.
...or a homeowner who hangs Christmas lights with reckless abandon.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 04:33 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2020 04:34 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 04:34 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2020 04:34 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 04:34 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 04:37 AM (Ckg4U)
Y'all please read, and you all know I very seldom ask such of The Horde:
https://tinyurl.com/y7axdq9v
Thank you.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2020 01:35 AM (QzJWU)
---
Hooah.
Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2020 04:39 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2020 04:39 AM (ZCEU2)
(Pixy, why do you keep asking for my name? It's me...creeper. Don't you remember me?)
Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2020 04:42 AM (XxJt1)
...and yeah, the flashing is the first place you should look for any leaks. I'm guessing the sealant would be a close second?
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 04:43 AM (Ckg4U)
Y'all please read, and you all know I very seldom ask such of The Horde:
https://tinyurl.com/y7axdq9v
Thank you."
-Posted by: Jim at May 25, 2020 01:35 AM (QzJWU)
---
Hooah.
-Posted by: SMH at May 25, 2020 04:39 AM (RU4sa)
Thank you for re-posting this reminder, SMH.
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 04:46 AM (Ckg4U)
I remember.
Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2020 04:48 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2020 04:50 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 25, 2020 04:53 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Gooshy at May 25, 2020 04:56 AM (x+saw)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 25, 2020 04:58 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2020 04:59 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2020 05:02 AM (ZCEU2)
Number two (I lost the first one after twenty years) was in 'Nam for a year as a helicopter mechanic. He would not talk about that war nor could he remember the names of anyone he served with save one warrant officer who he swore could fly a helicopter sideways.
We don't fight good wars any more.
Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2020 05:03 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2020 05:06 AM (XxJt1)
Hopefully back by noon, with a new grill.
Oh and flag on way out.
Posted by: Skip at May 25, 2020 05:07 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2020 05:08 AM (XxJt1)
Screw it. I can't remember to check for my info and Pixy keeps kicking my comments out. I do not handle rejection well, so will go away for a while and see if things improve
creep out
Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2020 05:12 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Slapweasel at May 25, 2020 05:16 AM (Ckg4U)
I have mine set to clear cache every time I close the browser, on purpose. I seldom close the browser except on reboot.
So every time I reboot I have to fill in anything required the first time I visit a site.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 25, 2020 05:19 AM (YqED9)
Posted by: m at May 25, 2020 05:20 AM (rsiY2)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 25, 2020 05:21 AM (YqED9)
Heya slap!
Posted by: Gooshy at May 25, 2020 05:26 AM (x+saw)
Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2020 05:27 AM (XxJt1)
"The virus is not spreading in the general community,” Dr. Nancy Messonnier, director of the Center for the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases, said in a Jan. 30 briefing. “We don’t routinely recommend the use of face masks by the public to prevent respiratory illness. And we certainly are not recommending that at this time for this new virus.”"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - people shouldn't wear face masks according to the CDC, HHS, and the surgeon general at May 25, 2020 05:27 AM (rKJaX)
Has anybody fed the hamsters yet? They seem sluggish.
Posted by: Gooshy at May 25, 2020 05:39 AM (x+saw)
Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2020 05:43 AM (XxJt1)
I tried that and the brown and white one peed on me.
Posted by: Gooshy at May 25, 2020 05:47 AM (x+saw)
------------------------------
Oh, Dr. Messonnier. Rod Rosenstein's sister who dropped the word about the KungFlu spreading here in the states while PDJT was in India. I think Trump locked her up in basement of the CDC.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at May 25, 2020 05:48 AM (Dhht7)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 25, 2020 05:57 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: Gooshy at May 25, 2020 06:00 AM (x+saw)
"Teens Rescue Old Man Trapped In A Fire Without Any Equipment"
What kind of equipment should the old man have?
Will this be something all old men will be required to have?
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 06:10 AM (vd8XM)
Will this be something all old men will be required to have?
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 06:10 AM (vd8XM)
Ear and nose hair trimmer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 25, 2020 06:15 AM (A5zUN)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 25, 2020 06:18 AM (NZbXf)
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 06:20 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: fluffy at May 25, 2020 06:21 AM (FgJKq)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 25, 2020 06:26 AM (6SCA2)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 25, 2020 06:33 AM (YqED9)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at May 25, 2020 06:35 AM (Dhht7)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 25, 2020 06:36 AM (NZbXf)
So I got that going for me
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 06:42 AM (vd8XM)
We are getting the government we voted for good and hard. Some if us are just getting it gooder and harderer.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 25, 2020 06:45 AM (NZbXf)
Posted by: clutch at May 25, 2020 06:46 AM (9UmRs)
Its only money, it happens to everyone.
Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2020 06:46 AM (PWsjb)
Posted by: Gooshy at May 25, 2020 06:47 AM (x+saw)
So I got that going for me
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 06:42 AM (vd8XM) "
So basically the story of every year in the last 50, right ?
demonrats gotta demonrat.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 25, 2020 06:48 AM (cqteU)
Less than 600 comments?
You're breaking tradition, Horde.
Posted by: fluffy at May 25, 2020 06:21 AM
Slackers.
Posted by: Principal Mr. Strickland at May 25, 2020 06:49 AM (Do5/p)
Will this be something all old men will be required to have?
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 06:10 AM (vd8XM)
viagra and astroglide
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 25, 2020 06:49 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2020 06:50 AM (PWsjb)
Not that it would have helped a whole lot
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 06:51 AM (vd8XM)
No rain today!!!
Bad news
I get to mow the lawn so I can keep up from the growth because of the 9 inches of rain we got the last 9 days
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 06:52 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: fluffy at May 25, 2020 06:53 AM (FgJKq)
Posted by: fluffy
If they don't get a fed bailout, they can borrow money, and then raise taxes, and then it will be Trumps fault.
Or they can get the fed bailout, borrow money anyway for some malarkey project, raise taxes...Blame Trump
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 06:55 AM (vd8XM)
The whole ship is designed for those under 25 or so. I always thought that many on cruises were older than that, as its a very expensive fare to ride on that ship.
Posted by: Colin at May 25, 2020 06:58 AM (PWsjb)
Posted by: freaked at May 25, 2020 07:00 AM (Tnijr)
Can you tell me where I lost my car keys?
Posted by: fluffy at May 25, 2020 07:08 AM (FgJKq)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at May 25, 2020 07:08 AM (eMtQa)
Can you tell me where I lost my car keys?
Posted by: fluffy
Start with an easy one, find out where you lost your car
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:11 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: wing at May 25, 2020 07:11 AM (JFzNN)
Posted by: dartist at May 25, 2020 12:34 AM (K22Va)
That's so great.
'Murca.
Posted by: m at May 25, 2020 07:12 AM (rsiY2)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 25, 2020 07:12 AM (NZbXf)
They're in the last place you left them.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 25, 2020 07:12 AM (NZbXf)
and the last place you will look for them
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 25, 2020 07:13 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: freaked at May 25, 2020 07:13 AM (Tnijr)
And to our military personnel greater than I whom this day honors.
Posted by: jsg at May 25, 2020 07:13 AM (KtbSq)
Posted by: freaked at May 25, 2020 07:14 AM (Tnijr)
They're in the last place you left them.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 25, 2020 07:12 AM (NZbXf)
and the last place you will look for them
Posted by: rhennigantx
Duh! Stupid me. I should of looked in the last place first.
Next time!
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:14 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 25, 2020 07:15 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: JAS at May 25, 2020 07:18 AM (2BZBZ)
This means the CDC estimates that the fatality rate for all infections across all age groups, symptomatic as well as asymptomatic, is approximately .26 percent.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 25, 2020 07:18 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Hopefully, or will all be forgiven with a mealy mouth (the only kind of mouth he has) apology from Joe and a few more millions in a pocket somewhere
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:18 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2020 07:19 AM (+eVzC)
Posted by: JAS at May 25, 2020 07:19 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 25, 2020 07:20 AM (+eVzC)
Posted by: JAS
You don't if your mad at the ocean
Harumph! You know what you did!!
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:20 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 25, 2020 07:20 AM (O+I8R)
"The virus is not spreading in the general community," Dr. Nancy Messonnier, director of the Center for the National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases, said in a Jan. 30 briefing. "We don't routinely recommend the use of face masks by the public to prevent respiratory illness. And we certainly are not recommending that at this time for this new virus."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - people shouldn't wear face masks according to the CDC, HHS, and the surgeon general at May 25, 2020 05:27 AM
Gee, it's almost like these so-called experts don't have any idea what they're talking about and just make shit up from week to week.
January, February and March, "masks do not work! Do not buy them!"
April and May, masks magically not only work, but you are *required* to wear one everywhere!
And these messages have been spread by the same "experts": CDC, U.S. Department of Health and Human Services and the U.S. surgeon general.
Anyone have the statement from the CDC completely reversing themselves after their March statement? Would be hilarious to find out what their reasoning was and to see if anyone at all even bothered to take them to task.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 25, 2020 07:20 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:21 AM (vd8XM)
You don't if your mad at the ocean
Harumph! You know what you did!!
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:20 AM (vd8XM)
Moar great AoSHQ relationship advice!
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 25, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)
January, February and March, "masks do not work! Do not buy them!"
April and May, masks magically not only work, but you are *required* to wear one everywhere!
And these messages have been spread by the same "experts": CDC, U.S. Department of Health and Human Services and the U.S. surgeon general.
The masks work, but only if you stay 5...wait what's that?...6 feet apart.
yep 6 feet it is
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:22 AM (vd8XM)
I thought that might mollify blacks but it doesn't seem to be working. Worse for Joe, the MSM hasn't been able to bury it.
I think Joe's train has derailed.
Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2020 07:25 AM (XxJt1)
I've been trying to come up with lyrics for "Massa Joe Biden", sung to the tune of "Mr Bojangles" but hate that song so am giving up. Fell free to run with it if you'd like.
Posted by: freaked at May 25, 2020 07:26 AM (Tnijr)
But don't shake hands, that is unsanitary, bumping elbows is okay, though !
Posted by: jsg at May 25, 2020 07:27 AM (KtbSq)
I think Joe's train has derailed.
Posted by: creeper
Then someone must do the second step of the Al/Jesse
plan....money must be put into the right pockets
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:28 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2020 07:28 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Lady in Black
----------------------
As someone mentioned earlier, it might be a nude beach.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at May 25, 2020 07:29 AM (Dhht7)
6 feet, 1 inch: absolute safety
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Yep, it's true, I read it on the internet!
SCIENCE!!
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:29 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Case at May 25, 2020 07:29 AM (tWAkG)
Posted by: olddog
A buddy of mine stopped by to observe a nude beach.
Said that most of the people that were nude, shouldn't be
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:30 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: freaked at May 25, 2020 07:31 AM (Tnijr)
Not sure how the prostate check works though
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:32 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: NativeNH at May 25, 2020 07:32 AM (5JBxF)
Sneeze into your elbow, dummy !
But don't shake hands, that is unsanitary, bumping elbows is okay, though !
Posted by: jsg at May 25, 2020 07:27 AM
Don't shake hands, because germz!
Don't sneeze into your hands and do wash them constantly to make sure they are sanitary!
But bumping elbows after sneezing into your elbow all day? A-okay!
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 25, 2020 07:32 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: freaked
They had to.
Budgeting is hard
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:32 AM (vd8XM)
A sad sate of affair on this day of remembrance for our militate heroes that paid the ultimate price for our freedoms. We are indebted forever.
Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2020 07:33 AM (sGobE)
--
It will be put into the Joe Biden Gaffe-o-Matic, like all the other stupid statements. Maybe reconfigured and burped back up into something else very stupid. How can blacks not see how used they are? What he said was very insulting. It was his equivalent of 'get back on the plantation' where you belong.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 25, 2020 07:33 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Menack at May 25, 2020 07:34 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: freaked at May 25, 2020 07:31 AM (Tnijr)
Well, they have done their job of destroying the middle class. So, now the plentiful harvest while the plebes fight for food.
Posted by: jsg at May 25, 2020 07:35 AM (KtbSq)
As has been said, this is a scam at every level of analysis, brought to us by the "Men and Women of Science," and the masterminds, in order to advance world wide fascism, subjugation and control, specifically of the American people, most of the rest of the world is already subjugated.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2020 07:35 AM (NC4i0)
Posted by: Lady in Black
Like the MSM on the CovidCrap, they are never given any good news by those in charge of them. Only who to blame
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:35 AM (vd8XM)
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That's simply astounding, even coming from them. What an unconscionable thing to do at a time when 30 million have lost their jobs and countless small business have been closed forever. They should be boiled in oil, but it's IL...so they'll likely be handily reelected.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 25, 2020 07:36 AM (O+I8R)
Peter Popoff is giving away Miracle Spring Water on TV!
I'm gonna order up a gallon of that stuff
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:37 AM (vd8XM)
5 feet, 11 inches: certain death
6 feet, 1 inch: absolute safety
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2020 07:28 AM (mht8P)
six feet and mask is the condoms hype of the 80s. CDC is just a hype machine.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 25, 2020 07:37 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2020 07:37 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 25, 2020 07:38 AM (KtbSq)
As has been said, this is a scam at every level of analysis, brought to us by the "Men and Women of Science," and the masterminds, in order to advance world wide fascism, subjugation and control, specifically of the American people, most of the rest of the world is already subjugated.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 25, 2020 07:35 AM (NC4i0)
Are you saying they did this just because they could?
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 25, 2020 07:38 AM (JFO2v)
5 feet, 11 inches: certain death
6 feet, 1 inch: absolute safety
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2020 07:28 AM
Kinda like feminists' definition for abortion
1 minute before birth: clump of cells, ok to kill
1 minute after birth: human being, not ok to kill*
* though they are working on changing that...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 25, 2020 07:39 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 25, 2020 07:38 AM (KtbSq)
And Uncle Joe came to realize he loved negros.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 25, 2020 07:40 AM (JFO2v)
Are Karens >>#Science?
Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2020 07:40 AM (sGobE)
Posted by: jsg at May 25, 2020 07:41 AM (KtbSq)
When this is over, when will we are forced to change back to the deadly reusable bags?
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:41 AM (vd8XM)
There has never been a more obvious example of the fact that democrats in general, and democrat leadership in particular really do think that black people cannot think for themselves.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 25, 2020 07:42 AM (NZbXf)
Posted by: freaked at May 25, 2020 07:42 AM (Tnijr)
What they actually did was NOT vote to reject an automatic COLA that is built into each year's budget. This system was adopted some years ago for the express purpose of sparing them from actually having to vote FOR pay raises.
Posted by: Secret Square at May 25, 2020 07:43 AM (9WuX0)
1 minute before birth: clump of cells, ok to kill
1 minute after birth: human being, not ok to kill*
* though they are working on changing that...
Posted by: Clyde Shelton
Some guy rapes, butchers, and kills 4 10 year olds,
You may not put him to death! That's barbaric!
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:43 AM (vd8XM)
For health reasons.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2020 07:43 AM (3D/fK)
I see Illinois State Reps also voted for a pay raise for themselves.
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That's simply astounding, even coming from them.
What an unconscionable thing to do at a time when 30 million have lost their jobs and countless small business have been closed forever. They should be boiled in oil, but it's IL... so they'll likely be handily reelected.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 25, 2020 07:36 AM
If the media does not report it, how many people in IL even know about the pay raise? I would guess it's around 10%.
So yeah, easy re-election for these despicable crooks.
But, in this day and age of having information literally in the palm of your hand, I blame the people of IL. If they really cared, they would keep up to speed on this stuff and vote accordingly. Since they don't, they are getting the representation (or lack there of) they deserve.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 25, 2020 07:44 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 25, 2020 07:40 AM (JFO2v)
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20 bucks says he openly wonders how many black VP's he'll need to to get equal a white VP.
Posted by: Menack at May 25, 2020 07:44 AM (buTO7)
Posted by: Secret Square at May 25, 2020 07:43 AM (9WuX0)
They could have taken it out. Because we're all in this together, right ?
Posted by: jsg at May 25, 2020 07:44 AM (KtbSq)
And by nice job, I mean it sucks the sweat off of a donkeys balls.
Posted by: jsg
We're not too good on todays weather, but in 10 years were all gonna die because of todays weather
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:44 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: freaked"
They are heroes too. Being a petty tyrant isn't as easy as it looks.
Posted by: Ripley at May 25, 2020 07:45 AM (sGobE)
I am at the age when my face is my most attractive part. Nobody wants to see me naked. Not even me.
Posted by: JAS at May 25, 2020 07:46 AM (2BZBZ)
To those that gave all to defend and preserve our Country, my gratitude knows no bounds.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2020 07:47 AM (G3ow5)
Posted by: Future Presnit Joe Biden at May 25, 2020 07:47 AM (PiwSw)
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They aren't wrong. Sure there may be a 1.5% change that would be nationwide news, but the fact that 98.5% remains unchanged is the real story.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 25, 2020 07:47 AM (aden2)
2 hours ago, no rain in the forecast...now we have rain.
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:47 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 25, 2020 07:47 AM (KtbSq)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 25, 2020 07:47 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: JAS
HA!
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:48 AM (vd8XM)
5/3 rds.
Posted by: JAS at May 25, 2020 07:48 AM (2BZBZ)
They do vote to reject the pay raises sometimes when there's a severe budget crisis, although in IL there is ALWAYS a severe budget crisis. Don't know why they didn't do it this time....
Posted by: Secret Square at May 25, 2020 07:48 AM (9WuX0)
Posted by: FrodoB-
Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning
Red sky at night, sailors delight
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:49 AM (vd8XM)
2 hours ago, no rain in the forecast...now we have rain.
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:47 AM (vd8XM)
Supposed to be sunny here.
No sun. Misty and overcast.
What a rip.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 25, 2020 07:49 AM (KtbSq)
Oh. I guess that's ok. The cost of living has gone up you know. I'm going to vote for not not not getting a COLA too.
Posted by: freaked at May 25, 2020 07:49 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2020 07:49 AM (3D/fK)
No sun. Misty and overcast.
What a rip.
Posted by: Joe Biden
Joe, you're in the shower ya dunce
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:50 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: jsg at May 25, 2020 07:50 AM (KtbSq)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 25, 2020 07:50 AM (G3ow5)
Posted by: saf at May 25, 2020 07:50 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: FrodoB-
Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning
Red sky at night, sailors delight
Posted by: Bruce
Doesn't answer the question. Am I warned or delighted?
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 25, 2020 07:50 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 25, 2020 07:51 AM (M5nId)
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:51 AM (vd8XM)
I suppose JJ will cover the black church in Chicago being raided yesterday. They locked the doors so the cops couldn't get in. Heh.
Posted by: freaked at May 25, 2020 07:42 AM
So I'm researching this and I cannot find anything on it other than 2 posts that originate back to some Todd Starnes website. Who doesn't link to any news article.
https://bit.ly/2ZwmZct
So is this even true?
One would think that if this happened:
Mayor Lori Lightfoot had dispatched three squad cards and two unmarked cars filled with armed officers. A representative from the mayor's office was also present.
There would be news about this everywhere.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 25, 2020 07:51 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 25, 2020 07:52 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2020 07:53 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: saf at May 25, 2020 07:53 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Deep Thoughts with Joe Biden at May 25, 2020 07:53 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2020 07:54 AM (3D/fK)
Hard to discern the truth anymore even if we get the truth. Would anyone be surprised though?
Posted by: freaked at May 25, 2020 07:55 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2020 07:55 AM (XxJt1)
Now it seems that everyone wants to run a story about some inconsistencies in her past.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2020 07:55 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: creeper
Thanks a lot!
This time of the year, I need to mow about every 5 days instead or once a week.
Of course in July, it will be dry, and I'll be complaining about having to water.
I'll take the mowing. It's over with in 2 hours
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 07:56 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2020 07:56 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: saf at May 25, 2020 07:57 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2020 07:54 AM
The Tara Reade story was all over conservative blogs and Twitter.
This... nothing but Todd Starnes.
Reason I am interested is that this is my police officer brother's area of Chicago he patrols. So he may have been involved or at least know of it.
But I don't want to look stupid and e-mail him about it if it's some made up bullshit like Gateway Pundit likes to do a lot.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 25, 2020 07:57 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 25, 2020 07:57 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2020 07:57 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 25, 2020 07:57 AM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2020 07:55 AM (3D/fK)
With a pillow. Until it stops breathing.
Posted by: jsg at May 25, 2020 07:59 AM (KtbSq)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 25, 2020 07:57 AM (dQF3z)
And yesterday. And tomorrow.
Posted by: creeper at May 25, 2020 07:59 AM (XxJt1)
Hard to discern the truth anymore even if we get the truth. Would anyone be surprised though?
Posted by: freaked at May 25, 2020 07:55 AM
I would be extremely surprised. The church, from what I have researched, is in Hyde Park. I think that's Obama's old neighborhood. Hard left neighborhood and Black neighborhood.
Considering I have been in contact with my brother regularly throughout this whole lockdown bullshit and he has told me that this has been the easiest time on the job ever, since they are not enforcing jack shit on the south side... yeah, this is a huge surprise, if true.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 25, 2020 07:59 AM (Do5/p)
Might you be able to e-mail him and say " I don't want to look stupid, so can you comment on this at all?"
He may take it as you recognizing his being a trusted source by you, and even if the story is total BS, be glad to say that it is, without any recrimination toward you.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2020 08:00 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 25, 2020 08:01 AM (mht8P)
Posted by: Menack at May 25, 2020 07:44 AM (buTO7)
Tanks is 5 thirds of most other VP options
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 25, 2020 08:01 AM (JFO2v)
I saw about it on SecondCityCop. He too is asking if anyone has further info.
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 08:01 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2020 08:02 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 25, 2020 08:02 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2020 08:03 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 25, 2020 08:04 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2020 08:04 AM (3D/fK)
Might you be able to e-mail him and say " I don't want to look stupid, so can you comment on this at all?"
He may take it as you recognizing his being a trusted source by you, and even if the story is total BS, be glad to say that it is, without any recrimination toward you.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 25, 2020 08:00 AM
Yeah, I will probably take that tact.
I tend to keep it light with him anyway when I send him stories I find. "Just another typical day in Chicago, eh?" Or something like that.
Typically he doesn't have anything to add to what is known, because almost all the stories I send him are North Side cases.
Whenever I start freaking out about stuff going on in Chicago or IL, he just keeps reminding me "Dude, it's like any other day around here on the South Side. No one is acting any differently. Businesses may be closed, but everyone is otherwise out and about as normal. The only difference is we're not being asked to enforce anything at all."
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 25, 2020 08:05 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 25, 2020 08:05 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 25, 2020 08:01 AM (JFO2v)
https://tinyurl.com/y7avtm4p
Posted by: jsg at May 25, 2020 08:05 AM (KtbSq)
I saw about it on SecondCityCop. He too is asking if anyone has further info.
Posted by: Bruce at May 25, 2020 08:01 AM
Good deal, I'll get that SCC post and send it to my brother and see if he has any more info.
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 25, 2020 08:05 AM (Do5/p)
Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 25, 2020 08:02 AM (dQF3z)
Well if the cats were more responsive I wouldn't have to.
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