aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
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cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
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J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Oh My: Sundown Joe Announces "I'm Ready to Beat Joe Biden"
This is why the media is claiming that the murderous incompetent Andrew Cuomo is a national hero -- they know Joe Biden will not make it to the election.“I’m prepared to say that I have a record over 40 years, and that I’m going to beat Joe Biden”
— John ‘Murder Hornet’ Cardillo (@johncardillo) May 22, 2020
He is right though. He’s helping defeat himself every time he speaks. pic.twitter.com/sNMbuKbIY6
WATCH: Joe Biden's staff interrupts local TV interview pic.twitter.com/4itxZOl9eS
— Trump War Room - Text TRUMP to 88022 & get the APP (@TrumpWarRoom) May 21, 2020
I'm not sure what the staffer thought would happen here. Was she speaking into Biden's mic or did she have another line to the anchor's earpiece and it got picked up by his mic? Either way, it's clear she wasn’t thinking this would be on the broadcast. But there it is, Biden so unable to even manage even a simple interview, having to have his staffer step in to tell the interviewer what to do next. It makes one wonder whether Republicans get to call their shots like this, though perhaps local networks have to go with the flow with a national figure like this.More of Felonius Fingers' recent cases of sundowning below.
Oh. My. Hahahahaha!! pic.twitter.com/AnjNAlykxJ
— Ned Ryun (@nedryun) May 21, 2020
Lady Gaga endorsed Joe Biden even though he has a history of sexual assault allegations. pic.twitter.com/a7lmluDnfd
— drefanzor (@drefanzor) April 14, 2020
Amazing new Campaign Ad, @JoeBiden
— Benny (@bennyjohnson) April 14, 2020
pic.twitter.com/IMk7vSqZdY
Looks like Joe loves it! pic.twitter.com/PqClneKzzU
— Krian Brassenstein (@KBrassenstein) May 22, 2020
And finally...
uh oh @JoeBiden ... pic.twitter.com/vf8xDGWctm
— Jordan Lancaster (@jordylancaster) May 22, 2020
Thank you to @mattdizwhitlock for finding this gem pic.twitter.com/6nSn2zDAHj
— Will Chamberlain (@willchamberlain) May 20, 2020
Have a great Memorial Day weekend. I'm trying to think of something to do. Like something I even could do. I should definitely do something, though. I'm going to take Monday off -- just open threads. Try to get out and get some BBQ, everyone!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 07:51 PM (kp35W)
Posted by: SnailRacer at May 22, 2020 07:51 PM (+viHv)
Posted by: Flyguy at May 22, 2020 07:53 PM (v30M8)
Posted by: SnailRacer at May 22, 2020 07:54 PM (+viHv)
Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 22, 2020 07:54 PM (ja/kn)
Posted by: Eric Arseneau at May 22, 2020 07:55 PM (ZbgGv)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 07:55 PM (kp35W)
I am going to be joe Biden
Posted by: SnailRacer at May 22, 2020 07:51 PM
Well, if he said he was going to be Trump that would just be confusing.
Posted by: Flyguy at May 22, 2020 07:55 PM (v30M8)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 07:55 PM (D+Gnv)
Posted by: SnailRacer at May 22, 2020 07:56 PM (+viHv)
Stupid, career-killing comment to a t-shirt, in the SAME DAY!
Is America a great country, or what?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:56 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Regular joe at May 22, 2020 07:57 PM (L9P9s)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 07:57 PM (/tG8l)
Posted by: Bob Dole at May 22, 2020 07:57 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2020 07:57 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 07:57 PM (d8INF)
Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Flyguy at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (v30M8)
Posted by: Kathy at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (qv3wo)
Joe Biden 53%
Joe Biden 61%
Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 22, 2020 07:54 PM (ja/kn)
I snickered.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (3nCFy)
Fox is a liberal propaganda channel, scarcely different from CNN.
Why watch Fox's "news" people like Wallace just read CNN's scripts? Go right to the source, cut out the middleman.
Posted by: ace at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (posnU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (r2LuW)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (p7r9F)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: jmel at May 22, 2020 07:59 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 07:59 PM (Tnijr)
The turd did not fall far from the horses ass.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 07:59 PM (3nCFy)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 07:59 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 07:59 PM (zr5Kq)
>>I should definitely do something, though.
Hop on your bad motor scooter and RIDE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcqYGjMPDJo
Posted by: MONTROSE at May 22, 2020 08:00 PM (d8INF)
Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 08:00 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)
Romney and Bush campaigns would have held focus group meetings to decide whether putting out an ad immediately would look "too unpresidential"
Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2020 08:00 PM (qAR6u)
-funerals suck
-additionally, retirement homes suck the diseased donkey cock of Satan (if the 'ettes will forgive the language.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (Tnijr)
He has no idea who she is.
Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (gLRfa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcqYGjMPDJo
Posted by: MONTROSE at May 22, 2020 08:00 PM (d8INF)
If that's not Born to be Wild, I don't know you people anymore.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 07:55 PM (kp35W)
I imagine a high-miler like Gaga smells pretty ripe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 08:02 PM (posnU)
Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:02 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 22, 2020 08:02 PM (otCKb)
He has no idea who she is.
Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (gLRfa)
At this point, I am pretty sure he does not know who he is.
(see story above.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:03 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:03 PM (d8INF)
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2020 08:03 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:03 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: jsg at May 22, 2020 08:04 PM (6Swfv)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:04 PM (sWM8x)
How the hell would he know?
Is he some kind of expert of voting? Fraud? Has he studied this himself or is he just repeating some democrats talking point? What is it? Why is he on TV????!?!!! ARGGGGHHH
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 08:04 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2020 08:04 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 08:02 PM (posnU)
40 years of Whiskey and Cigarettes (a description used by a buddy in reference to a stripper 25 years ago.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:04 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (otCKb)
-funerals suck
-additionally, retirement homes suck the diseased donkey cock of Satan (if the 'ettes will forgive the language.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (A5zUN)
Umm.... which 'ettes? Some of us are not as polite as others.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (0ReGO)
Anyone watching Tucker? That POS beating up the old man in his bed. That miserable bastard ought to be fed to wild animals.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (KKvzG)
Grilled hot dogs, 'burgers, and tables groaning under the weight of all the traditional picnic fixins.
Music, families, friendship, fireworks.
And, beer. Oh, so very much BEER! Cold, too!
Our Blessed Fallen, I think, would smile at our celebrating them, thus.
Raise one up and pour it out for Absent Friends, and then Celebrate the LIFE, they gave us to live, by giving theirs on our behalf.
The other reason to Celebrate LIFE?
It drives leftists absolutely batshit crazy.
Need you more incentive?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (9Gcv4)
Posted by: Guam tipper at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (UUUON)
She smells like the beach.
A week after the Grunion run.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:06 PM (d8INF)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:06 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 07:55 PM (D+Gnv)
I'm glad I dropped cable.
Posted by: clutch at May 22, 2020 08:06 PM (PYnuI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (A5zUN)
Umm.... which 'ettes? Some of us are not as polite as others.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (0ReGO)
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lol
No shit.
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2020 08:06 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 08:06 PM (Ed8Zd)
Whatever , bitchez.
Shove it up your "binders full of women".
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 08:07 PM (2KNZv)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 08:07 PM (Fc5rx)
I wonder what's been going on in those locked up nursing homes. Now I know and I'm betting there's more to come.
Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 08:07 PM (gLRfa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (A5zUN)
Umm.... which 'ettes? Some of us are not as polite as others.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (0ReGO)
---
lol
No shit.
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2020 08:06 PM (RU4sa)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 22, 2020 08:07 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:07 PM (oVJmc)
Forbes Magazine 2/12/20
But, Chris Wallace know better...because, Chris Wallace.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2020 08:07 PM (mLizQ)
I can't do it anymore! He's literally doing the same thing!
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 22, 2020 08:07 PM (j3npP)
I'm mean, he's totally insane, so why the doubt ?
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (UUUON)
We need to convince him that Trump is a figment of his own imagination, like Tyler Durden.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:08 PM (BAsqb)
Eventful to say the least and the boss was ahead of the pack.
Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 08:08 PM (gLRfa)
I'm gonna fake an illness and send myself that Ghanaian funeral dancers card.
Posted by: Tycho Brahe at May 22, 2020 08:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 08:08 PM (XxJt1)
That is one creepy commercial Joe and Gaga have there and it's probably the best take they were able to get.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:09 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
It's making me sick to my stomach.
Posted by: Infidel at May 22, 2020 08:09 PM (sNpqr)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at May 22, 2020 08:09 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Tycho Brahe at May 22, 2020 08:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Joe Biden, looking in the mirror at May 22, 2020 08:09 PM (6Swfv)
Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:10 PM (EgshT)
*******
Crap! I lost my phrase codebook. I know this is a signal for something.
John is against the wall? No that's not right.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 08:10 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 08:10 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Infidel at May 22, 2020 08:10 PM (sNpqr)
Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 08:07 PM (gLRfa)
When I was in EMT school we had to do ambulance time, a lot of the calls were nursing homes. I came away from the experience with the conviction that I will crawl to my .357 and punch my own ticket before allowing myself to be put in any of those places. You can smell the hopelessness and despair. They're warehouses of people waiting to die.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:10 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:10 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (JKNZq)
Hey! I've been to Carson!
Usually driving past Stevenson, towards Bingen and White Salmon. Not to mention Husem, BZ Corners and Trout Lake. Some of my favorite geography of WA state.
I used to visit friends down there, taking that gravel road from Randall off Hwy 12, through the National Forests, where it turns into Hwy 141, down to BZ, White Salmon, and over the bridge to Hood River if the mood suited me.
You're going to have some happy dogs!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 08:11 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 08:11 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 08:11 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (A5zUN)
Umm.... which 'ettes? Some of us are not as polite as others.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (0ReGO)
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lol
No shit.
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2020 08:06 PM (RU4sa)
*fistbump*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
It's like he is new here!
Posted by: Infidel at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (sNpqr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
No way he makes it to the convention, real or virtual.
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (6j2Bg)
Posted by: Mike at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (WWn8/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)
Raised
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (BAsqb)
@TomFitton
·
6h
New #OBAMAgate releases confirm Schiff was in on it. Schiff can't be trusted, abused his office to take and publish private phone records, is a leaker, lied six ways to Sunday about @RealDonaldTrump and Russia, etc. President should cut off his access to classified information.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (2KNZv)
I had this old Rambler and the back seat smelled lick poke, perfume and down there. It was harder to get rid of in the Georgia heat than skunk spray. Yeah, that.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (otCKb)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Muldoon
---
Been listening to him for years and I'm wondering when you feel he was ever: lucid...
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (kp35W)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 08:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Guam tipper
--------
*remembers Al Frankin SNL skit*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2020 08:14 PM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 08:14 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)
*Raises glass*
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 08:14 PM (6j2Bg)
Posted by: Lindsay Graham at May 22, 2020 08:14 PM (2KNZv)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 08:15 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)
Will do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 08:15 PM (posnU)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 08:15 PM (iTXRQ)
Our Blessed Fallen, I think, would smile at our celebrating them, thus.
Raise one up and pour it out for Absent Friends, and then Celebrate the LIFE, they gave us to live, by giving theirs on our behalf.
The other reason to Celebrate LIFE?
It drives leftists absolutely batshit crazy.
Need you more incentive?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (QzJWU)
Truer words never spoken, Jim.
And you have a great Memorial Day Weekend, too, sir!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:15 PM (sy5kK)
I will go full JackStraw for the man.
21 Bong Salute, coming up.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:15 PM (d8INF)
Posted by: Guam tipper at May 22, 2020 08:15 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 08:15 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Mike at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (WWn8/)
Right after he cleans up the blog roll in the sidebar, ie,
in about two weeks.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2020 08:16 PM (Z4rgH)
Obama- okay now it can't get worse
Hillary - are you fucking kidding. Can't get worse
Biden- okay now you're screwing with me
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 08:17 PM (2DOZq)
Ace wrote the book on Shelving.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:17 PM (d8INF)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Cheers and well done, sir.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 08:17 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:10 PM (EgshT)
Was that the guy in Iowa?
Posted by: clutch at May 22, 2020 08:17 PM (PYnuI)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:17 PM (d8INF)
Have you read his follow up?
The Art of the Power Drill
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 08:18 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:18 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
To absent comrades
Posted by: deplorable at May 22, 2020 08:18 PM (2KNZv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)
Raised
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (BAsqb)
*raised, in respect*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:19 PM (sy5kK)
there is a plethora of high dollar old folks homes
where rich NYC peeps house their elders
weird but their is not much of a problem there
can't figure it out
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:19 PM (UUUON)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:19 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 08:19 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:20 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
To absent comrades
Posted by: deplorable at May 22, 2020 08:18 PM (2KNZv)
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*Raises glass*
Hooah.
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2020 08:20 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:20 PM (UUUON)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:17 PM (d8INF)
Have you read his follow up?
The Art of the Power Drill
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here
The Art of the Power Drill & The Reverse Switch
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 08:20 PM (/tG8l)
Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:20 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Stripper Baby Biden at May 22, 2020 08:20 PM (6Swfv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
To absent comrades
Posted by: deplorable at May 22, 2020 08:18 PM (2KNZv)
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*Raises glass*
Hooah.
Posted by: SMH
Sa-lute!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 08:21 PM (/tG8l)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
*brings the unmixed wine*
Posted by: Miklos, in the ancient way at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)
RAISED.
Honored.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (GLtAj)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (P1f+c)
On the other hand, Biden is/was sanctimonious old goat will all the morals of cat in heat.
Sometimes, I feel sorry for Biden, because my dear aunt slipped away due to dementia and Alzheimers and my mom is going the same direction.
It's hard to watch someone fail like this on such a public stage.
How is it I can I despise and pity Biden at the same time?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (UUUON)
Posted by: Junior Samples at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (T+XCu)
@TomFitton6h
New #OBAMAgate releases confirm Schiff was in on it. Schiff can't be trusted, abused his office to take and publish private phone records, is a leaker, lied six ways to Sunday about @RealDonaldTrump and Russia, etc. President should cut off his access to classified information.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (2KNZv)
Can't someone just give Schiff a tight squeeze until his eyes finish popping out?
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 08:23 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 08:24 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 08:24 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:24 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: vmom Still Alive in These Tyrannical Times at May 22, 2020 08:24 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2020 08:24 PM (m+2B/)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (sy5kK)
In particular that billionaire fugger, I can't remember his name because I'm having a Biden moment but you just know that guy hates to lose almost as much as he hated to drop 100's of millions of dollars to lose to this schlub.
Posted by: Drider at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (R/UH9)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (aO8Gd)
He's doing great there!And Orange Man Bad!
Those folks aren't getting any better.
Now to go scrape the teredo worms and barnacles off my computer......bad harbor over there.
Posted by: boynseac at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (Fks5r)
Posted by: Infidel at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (sNpqr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)
Raised
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (BAsqb)
Going to get a fresh glass right now!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (6wiwL)
Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Bob Dole at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (GLtAj)
doesn't bode well when he gets in the ring with the champ
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:26 PM (UUUON)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 08:26 PM (kp35W)
He has shoeboxes full of Twilight fanfic.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 08:26 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (WEBkv)
I'm mostly the same way. Don't know anyone who died of Alz's, but a person's mind turning to soup can't be any good to watch.
Yeah, he's a piece of shit. Yeah, brain meltdown also sucks a lot and what his family and handlers are doing with him is despicable. Both can be true.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:26 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: blake
Because you're a good person. You can separate his crap behavior from a doddering old man.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 08:27 PM (/tG8l)
https://tinyurl.com/y758g2z8
Former Vice President Joe Biden said in a Thursday television interview he had not yet decided on a running mate, saying on CBS's "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," "I honest to God don't know who" he would pick.
Posted by: gdgm+ at May 22, 2020 08:27 PM (ExnWy)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2020 08:24 PM (m+2B/)
It's getting easier all the time with nasty comments against the Senile One.
Shooting fish in a barrel also gets old after a while.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:27 PM (sy5kK)
Montrose doesn't get enough credit, but that first LP is a monster. Pretty much the only reason to like Sammy Hagar, imo.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:27 PM (B1D8t)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 08:26 PM (oVJmc)
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Team Ewok!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
Compare the symptoms of the China Pox to the symptoms of the Vaping E-Cigarette illness.
Have a good weekend
Posted by: Orson at May 22, 2020 08:28 PM (0QVqB)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at May 22, 2020 08:28 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: blake
Because you're a good person. You can separate his crap behavior from a doddering old man.
--
And you're confused; but, mostly just totally confused.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (kp35W)
Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (EgshT)
_LEGITIMATELY
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (m+2B/)
Top is Wheel of Fortune, puzzle is "Joe Biden is a ra_ist"
Bottom is sweeting man as Biden trying to choose between "c" or "p"
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: blake
you're half black ?
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (UUUON)
This made me laugh more thn any other comment today.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (B1D8t)
Joe Biden 53%
Joe Biden 61%
Posted by: occam's brassiere
Genus.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (Tnijr)
Can of ale raised in honor.
(USN Corpsman who floated off the coast of Vietnam many years ago.)
DLG 31?
Posted by: boynseac at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (Fks5r)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (WEBkv)
I'm mostly the same way. Don't know anyone who died of Alz's, but a person's mind turning to soup can't be any good to watch.
Yeah, he's a piece of shit. Yeah, brain meltdown also sucks a lot and what his family and handlers are doing with him is despicable. Both can be true.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:26 PM (BAsqb)
159 How is it I can I despise and pity Biden at the same time?
Posted by: blake
Because you're a good person. You can separate his crap behavior from a doddering old man.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 08:27 PM (/tG8l)
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They may call us deplorable, but we are still humans with a conscience. More than can be said for Doc-Tor Jill Biden.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (C1Lsn)
'Rons. Ettes. Please raise a glass for my Great Uncle. He was a good man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)
Done.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (0ReGO)
The bigger problem here is Doctor Jill. She is enabling this instead of escorting him off the stage. Woman is power hungry, and likely thinks she'll have a hand in running things if he wins.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (kp35W)
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Well, that's sort of a given.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:31 PM (WEBkv)
Hope she sticks around to verbally bitch-slap presstitutes for a long while.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 22, 2020 08:31 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 22, 2020 08:31 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 22, 2020 08:31 PM (/UQ/R)
_LEGITIMATELY
Woulda been more but the Yuan exchange rate sucked
Posted by: Scranton Joe at May 22, 2020 08:31 PM (GLtAj)
there is a plethora of high dollar old folks homes
where rich NYC peeps house their elders
weird but their is not much of a problem there
can't figure it out
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:19 PM (UUUON
Does MA have a better estate tax deal than NYS and NYC? That could be it.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 22, 2020 08:32 PM (kapIh)
Uh, no, the Stones song is correctly named "Sympathy for the Devil."
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:32 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at May 22, 2020 08:32 PM (O6DoG)
Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 08:32 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (VWp7G)
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Yeah, there's that.
She might, in her own way, be even more ruthless than Hillary.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Eeyore at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (ZbwAu)
I loved Sarah Huckabee, but Kayleigh is awesome. We need a photo of her standing atop a pile of skulls, like Conan.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (kp35W)
I hope she dresses up like a HS Lacrosse player for at least one presser before she quits.
Plaid Skirt, Knee Socks, Ponytail...the whole 9 yards.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (d8INF)
Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 08:32 PM (Tnijr)
No.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:34 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)
Glass raised, toast drank.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 08:34 PM (posnU)
Posted by: philippians at May 22, 2020 08:34 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: Guam tipper at May 22, 2020 08:34 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 08:32 PM (Tnijr)
It's like I don't even know you people
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:34 PM (UUUON)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 22, 2020 08:35 PM (em1Gj)
_LEGITIMATELY
But the question remains, how much did he earn...
illegitimately?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 08:35 PM (6wiwL)
But who knows. His brain is like porridge now.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:35 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 22, 2020 08:35 PM (aden2)
Bernie might think that when he is done counting his money.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:35 PM (d8INF)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (VWp7G)
SKULLS FOR THE SPOKES THRONE
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:35 PM (BAsqb)
enabling this instead of escorting him off the stage. Woman is power
hungry, and likely thinks she'll have a hand in running things if he
wins.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (VWp7G)
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Yeah, there's that.
She might, in her own way, be even more ruthless than Hillary.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (WEBkv)
It isn't a state secret that she really, really wants to be FLOTUS.
Senator's wife for decades, then wife of the VP for 8? No wonder.
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 08:36 PM (6j2Bg)
Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 08:36 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 08:36 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Chief Justice-ish John Roberts, Now Apperaing in at May 22, 2020 08:36 PM (Ndje9)
But there it is, Biden so unable to even manage even a simple interview, having to have his staffer step in to tell the interviewer what to do next.
What did she say? I can't make it out.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 08:36 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 08:36 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: philippians at May 22, 2020 08:34 PM (FsgBK)
Well, don't do it live. That way you can chop up the tape and make him seem coherent.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:36 PM (BAsqb)
>>I should definitely do something, though.
Be Joe Biden, Ace.
Be Biden.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2020 08:36 PM (z0XD8)
Uh, no, the Stones song is correctly named "Sympathy for the Devil."
That's what he said.
Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 08:37 PM (GLtAj)
Hope she sticks around to verbally bitch-slap presstitutes for a long while.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 22, 2020 08:31 PM (z79tQ)
How dare she pose "homework" questions for the press gaggle?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 08:37 PM (6wiwL)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 08:37 PM (2DOZq)
Montrose doesn't get enough credit, but that first LP is a monster. Pretty much the only reason to like Sammy Hagar, imo.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:27 PM (B1D8t)
Wait, wut?
I thought that before Sammy Hagar was lead singer for Van Halen, he was a tequila expert, and he owned the town of Cabo Wabo.
And of course there is a recent meme going around of a recent pic of Sammy and Bill Clinton side by side.
Sammy looks vigorous and alive, Bill looks half-dead and white as a ghost.
Both are the same age.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:37 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 08:37 PM (t+mAj)
Plaid Skirt, Knee Socks, Ponytail...the whole 9 yards.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (d8INF)
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Helmet and Lacrosse, stick, right?
Scene: Close up of Kayleigh, helmet on podium, Lacross stick over shoulder.
Cut to reporter: "Blah blah blah stupid antagonistic question."
Camera slowly comes back to Kayleigh as she dons helmet, strides out from behind podium, and goes Conan on reporter.
Face to black.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:37 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 22, 2020 08:37 PM (ylfKf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:38 PM (A5zUN)
I'm also going to see if I can hunt down the short film they made about it last year: "The 11th Order"
Posted by: Gem at May 22, 2020 08:38 PM (kIHih)
>>I should definitely do something, though.
sounding like Travis Bickle there
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 08:38 PM (iTXRQ)
Plaid Skirt, Knee Socks, Ponytail...the whole 9 yards.
Played lacrosse in college and coached high school for 21 years. I wholeheartedly support this bill!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:38 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:39 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Ripley at May 22, 2020 08:39 PM (sGobE)
>>I should definitely do something, though.
sounding like Travis Bickle there
Posted by: DB- just DB.
hah
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 08:39 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at May 22, 2020 08:32 PM (O6DoG)
Which reminds me...
Cassius Clay is right up there with almost Jane Fonda with some 'Nam vets.
Refused to head the call even when offered a full USO gig.
Contrast Elvis who asked for a 'regular' tour. Brass still protected him and kept him out of the shit.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:40 PM (1g7ch)
You gotta get inside his head and ramble around in there.
Posted by: Joe Biteum at May 22, 2020 08:40 PM (Tnijr)
I'm also going to see if I can hunt down the short film they made about it last year: "The 11th Order"
Posted by: Gem at May 22, 2020 08:38 PM (kIHih)
Gem, please post that here on Monday!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 08:40 PM (6wiwL)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:40 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 08:40 PM (t+mAj)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (VWp7G)
Is Doc-Tor Jill the new Hillary?
You know, a ruthless, lying hag that would stab anyone in the back?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:41 PM (sy5kK)
Sammy looks vigorous and alive, Bill looks half-dead and white as a ghost.
Both are the same age.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:37 PM (sy5kK)
Bill went vegan.
Look at the Chief Medical Officer for LA County as another example.
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 08:41 PM (6j2Bg)
Posted by: Flyguy at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (v30M
A shot of your favorite spirit for every time he says "come on, man!"
Shotgun a beer ever time he says "Look here,".
Posted by: Turn Two at May 22, 2020 08:41 PM (BHYVd)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (VWp7G)
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Yeah, there's that.
She might, in her own way, be even more ruthless than Hillary.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (WEBkv)
Tired of hearing from Joe about how his wife was killed by a drunk driver.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:42 PM (1g7ch)
You know, a ruthless, lying hag that would stab anyone in the back?
Have you ever seen Jill and Corn Pop in the same place?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:42 PM (VWp7G)
That's lacrosse boys.
Garrett's description is pretty much what they looked like back then, and you don't need the Catholic kink.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 08:42 PM (gd9RK)
To be fair he took his medicine unlike the draft dodgers who headed to Canada.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 08:43 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Flyguy at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (v30M
If his handlers let it happen, it'll be completely scripted.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:43 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Jim Lahey at May 22, 2020 08:43 PM (SfYbS)
HS and college women's lacrosse still wear kilts, and with the exception of goalies, most of the college girls are crazy hot.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:43 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 08:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:42 PM (1g7ch)
She wasn't, was she?
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (ZCEU2)
Just the Ponytail, the headband that is bigger than a headband and a mouthguard.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (qHLCi)
White people have ALL the privilege, but their dancing skills are generally wanting.
What to do? What to do?
Please feel free to pitch your race (or another one) to me. I'll need lots of help and support during this difficult time.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:42 PM (1g7ch)
She wasn't, was she?
Posted by: Vanya
She was.
She WAS the drunk driver.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (/tG8l)
Posted by: SPinRHF16 at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (m0U08)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (WEBkv)
But old-school. Wooden sticks are heavier, and she won't be wearing a mouth guard and eye guard.
Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (GLtAj)
And the Goalies are Lesbians, so nobody cares. And not the good kind of Lesbian.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (qHLCi)
Refused to head the call even when offered a full USO gig.
Gave up the best three years of the best boxing career on Earth for his conscience.
So you'd be proud of him if he did USO dances for the Man?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (gd9RK)
Dammit, I can never get through to that bastard!
Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (Dc2NZ)
Have you tried being Inuit?
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (qHLCi)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (/tG8l)
Wow, I never heard that part. I just remember reading she was in a wreck with a truck and Joe smeared the trucker as being DUI when he wasn't.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 08:42 PM (gd9RK)
Lacrosse isn't Catholic; it's Old Dynasty Egypt. What's a lacrosse stick, but an ankh minus its crossbar?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (posnU)
40 years of Whiskey and Cigarettes (a description used by a buddy in reference to a stripper 25 years ago.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:04 PM (A5zUN)
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You called?
Oh, wait. I was never a stripper.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (dNzKv)
How about Scandi? They have terrific accents.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (VWp7G)
What's the betting odds that Joe doesn't try to debate Trump?
Posted by: Flyguy at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (v30M
A shot of your favorite spirit for every time he says "come on, man!"
Shotgun a beer ever time he says "Look here,".
Posted by: Turn Two at May 22, 2020 08:41 PM (BHYVd)
You'd better have paramedics on speed dial...
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (Qf83p)
Gave up the best three years of the best boxing career on Earth for his conscience.
So you'd be proud of him if he did USO dances for the Man?
It's cool.
Some other American kid who didn't have the fame and juice to say no to his duty took his place.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (2KNZv)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:42 PM (1g7ch)
She wasn't, was she?
Posted by: Vanya
She was.
She WAS the drunk driver.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (/tG8l)
So tired of people that can't hold their liquor when they drive.
Posted by: zombie Ted Kennedy at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (6j2Bg)
Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 08:43 PM (2DOZq)
Oh, I thought he kicked and screamed all the way to the Supreme Court... then took his medicine?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:48 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 22, 2020 08:48 PM (qM84C)
That's why the Goal is shaped like a Pyramid.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:48 PM (qHLCi)
Chicks who play ice hockey are only second to lax chicks, IMO.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:48 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (9hauA)
chique, I never pictured you as the type to transition!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 08:49 PM (6wiwL)
That's Ice lacrosse.
Totally different sport.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:49 PM (qHLCi)
Especially if he did a buck and wing or shuck and jive while singing 'Mammy'
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 22, 2020 08:49 PM (d6DSt)
That's why the Goal is shaped like a Pyramid.
Goosebumps.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 08:49 PM (Qf83p)
2 part episode. that's a good one.
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cramden at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (8Pmuj)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (2KNZv)
THIS!!!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (6wiwL)
Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (MVjcR)
That's the joke. Catholic is the other way to do schoolgirls in plaid skirts kink.
Are you aware of the interent?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:51 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (/tG8l)
I'd drink too if I as married to Joe
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:51 PM (UUUON)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (qHLCi)
I don't know. I don't know if I can learn all the different types of snow.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:51 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 08:52 PM (GLtAj)
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:52 PM (qHLCi)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:48 PM (1g7ch)
Appeals court . He should have been prevented from litigating his claim of being a conscientious objector ?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 08:52 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 08:52 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (SfYbS)
Senator, I served with Joe Biden, I knew Joe Biden, Joe Biden was a friend of mine. Senator, you are no Joe Biden.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:53 PM (2N7oZ)
So you'd be proud of him if he did USO dances for the Man?
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Nope, put up there just close enough to Jane Fonda to smell her ass.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:53 PM (1g7ch)
As a former player and coach, I demand pics... you know, for research!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:53 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at May 22, 2020 08:53 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (9hauA)
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I'm sorry, chique! Have you considered Eskimo or Pacific Islander? Wherever you land, we love you!
Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 08:53 PM (MVjcR)
2 part episode. that's a good one.
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)
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I had Trek Fatigue and missed the last couple seasons. By Season 4 they hit their stride and from then on there have been some really good episodes.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:53 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:51 PM (9hauA)
Just don't eat the yellow stuff.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 08:54 PM (posnU)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2020 08:54 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 08:55 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 08:55 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself
I've heard good things about been Slav. Are you stocked up on bay leaves?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at May 22, 2020 08:55 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 08:52 PM (gd9RK)
Because it was rec hockey, all of the equipment I used was meant for men. As in it was waaaay too big.
And my hands smelled for a good day afterwards because the gloves never really dried out between uses.
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 08:56 PM (6j2Bg)
Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (MVjcR)
Just maybe, Weasel, that IS the mission.
Nothing makes much sense any more.
I remember when Democrats were still Americans.
And that wasn't that long ago.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:56 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 08:56 PM (obJMT)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2020 08:54 PM (LxTcq)
Besmirching a mere peasant?
Can't see the problem here!
Posted by: Sleepy Joe Bribem at May 22, 2020 08:56 PM (6wiwL)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2020 08:54 PM (LxTcq)
The think that petitioning a Democrat to stop lying is going to work?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (posnU)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (g/u4p)
Good night all, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite.
Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Joe Biden
I remember when that dick Senator from Texas Lloyd Bentson said that to Dan Quayle. Quayle responded, " that was uncalled for" to a smattering of applause.
Dan Quayle. All you need to know about the Republican Party even today.
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Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (BAsqb)
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That needs to be the next tee shirt
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (7ZQe3)
accident, but it wasn't a drunk driver. His unnecessary author's
flourish has had the family of the guy driving the other vehicle
petitioning him to stop saying it, IIRC.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2020 08:54 PM (LxTcq)
That is true. The driver himself as well.
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (6j2Bg)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
Please feel free to pitch your race (or another one) to me. I'll need lots of help and support during this difficult time.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (9hauA)
You should be Jewish! Then everyone will subtly discriminate against you but you will be considered super smart and sexy. ( I added the sexy part because I like to think I am.)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (QzF6i)
I tried blinking in Morse code, but everyone thought I was having a stroke. I deliberately flubbed in all the debates, and the media covered for me. I told Tara to tell her story, and the Dem still accept me.
My handlers hurt me in private and force me to dance like a monkey in the hopes that they'll have power if I'm elected!!!! Please help!
Posted by: Joe Biden briefly escaping his captors at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM
Posted by: Post earlier today in the Biden says you ain't black thread at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (6K3U5)
Consider Filipina. Everyone likes Filipinas.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (n2Iei)
When Joe Biden steps inside that steel cage with me at Madison Square Garden, he's not going to have his Ukrainian punk friends to help him out!
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (d6DSt)
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Apologies. I heard on the internet that he refused the draft and took his medicine like a real man.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Cramden at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (8Pmuj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
And that wasn't that long ago.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
It doesn't seem like it's been that way since Nixon ran.
Posted by: Blutarski at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2020 08:54 PM (LxTcq)
the reports are that it occurred on a four lane road with like 50 mph speed limit
she tried to cross the road and got hit.
Knowing Joe as we do, it was probably suicide
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (UUUON)
I played ice hockey in a men's league for 15 years. The gloves always smelled like death, but the equipment bag was much, much, worse. I left it outside overnight to air it out.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (VWp7G)
Have you considered South Korean? Do you think you like kimchee?
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 08:55 PM (JKNZq)
Yes, Kimchee and other Korean food. But I'm not sure I'd exactly be welcomed.
Chinese people were kicking Africans out of businesses and their homes, so they are definitely 9ut.(Although I ain't black, I'm still African. Sigh. )
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 09:00 PM (obJMT)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (g/u4p)
Bravo, Ben Had solves the problem!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:00 PM (6wiwL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:00 PM (gd9RK)
Ok, that was better than we deserved, but thanks anyway.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 09:00 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 09:00 PM (GLtAj)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (1g7ch)
Don't be mad bro.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 09:01 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Viking-American is badass!
Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 09:01 PM (MVjcR)
The gloves always smelled like death, but the equipment bag was much,
much, worse. I left it outside overnight to air it out.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (VWp7G)
If you haven't seen this before, you will laugh in understanding:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Vf-uazeAA
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:01 PM (6j2Bg)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
I declare this the best pitch so far.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 09:01 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 09:00 PM (GLtAj)
the guy you're going to beat
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 09:02 PM (UUUON)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Vf-uazeAA
Wow, that is just perfect! Especially the birds dropping from trees.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:02 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:02 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (g/u4p)
Very appealing, but I think Eris still has the edge.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 09:03 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 09:03 PM (obJMT)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 09:03 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (VWp7G)
I have a bag of equipment in my garage now that has probably had a few gallons of Lysol and Febreeze applied that had little or no effect.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 09:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Borat at May 22, 2020 09:03 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (SfYbS)
Two sons play lacrosse now. Youngest son and daughter do Krav Maga. Daughter's bag is by far the worst. My ginger darling sweats entirely too much.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (9hauA)
So you're from South Africa? Like Charlize Theron?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (9hauA)
Oh yeah, that's miles better. Because he's obviously somebody/something else right now. Like an astronaut or a spatula.
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Yorkshireman at May 22, 2020 09:05 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:02 PM (VWp7G)
Heh! I had never seen that. It was great.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:05 PM (posnU)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:05 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:05 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 09:05 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (g/u4p)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (QzF6i)
We need mead wenches too.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (2DOZq)
*******
How Bout Women Tossing ?
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (D+Gnv)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (QzF6i)
That's not the one where you have to cut one of your gazongas off to be a better archer, is it?
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (dOV9E)
That was the Amazons.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (BAsqb)
The dork is flexing.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (Qf83p)
*checks web cam*
whew!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (z79tQ)
*******
Growing up in a household with a tight budget (read poorer), as a kid I always got stuff 2nd, 3rd, 4th hand. My goalie equipment came pre-stanked and had to keep it in the garage.
Posted by: Cramden at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (8Pmuj)
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 09:03 PM (Qf83p)
Stolen
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
I declare this the best pitch so far.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 09:01 PM (9hauA)
WTF, chique?
Is this like a racial Shark Tank?
Whatever you do, DON'T take the licensing deal from Mr. Wonderful!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (sy5kK)
President Donald Trump's warnings of fraud during mail-in voting, there
has been "no history of fraud at all."
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 07:55 PM (D+Gnv)
On the local conservative radio station they have this pillow biter who reads the news in the afternoon and evenings and I don't know who writes the copy but it's like listening to MSNBC which is what you want to hear when you're listening to conservative talk radio. Yesterday the lisper mentioned the Trump warning of voter fraud and then added, Although he presented no evidence for his claim. The little ponce is always making editorial comments like that
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (KKvzG)
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (dOV9E
That would be the Amazons.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (n2Iei)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:05 PM (XxJt1)
Not to my knowledge.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (obJMT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)
Maybe a saucy mead wench......
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (BAsqb)
Amazon Prime has to lop off both.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (posnU)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (QzF6i)
Best kind.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (NWiLs)
Sorry, that does t even make sense. Talk about lying eyes and ears.
Posted by: Hazchic at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (95jRw)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (QzF6i)
You're hired!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (6wiwL)
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (dOV9E)
That was the Amazons.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (BAsqb)
Oh. I knew I should stop ordering so much stuff from them.
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (obJMT)
Sumbitches don't know what pudding actually is.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 09:00 PM (GLtAj)
the guy you're going to beat
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 09:02 PM (UUUON)
They told me he is unbeatable !
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
That's not the one where you have to cut one of your gazongas off to be a better archer, is it?
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (dOV9E)
That was the Amazons.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (BAsqb)
Phew. Had me worried there for a minute. Thanks Vanya.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (nFRLh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 09:09 PM (obJMT)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (VWp7G)
Yorkshire Pudding is great.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:09 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (QzF6i)
Best kind.
Posted by: Insomniac
Considering Oktoberfest is cancelled this year.
*dirndl-based Sadz*
Posted by: Ein Mikloshaus at May 22, 2020 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)
daughter do Krav Maga. Daughter's bag is by far the worst. My ginger
darling sweats entirely too much.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (VWp7G)
For stench get yourself a little ozone generator for $60-80. If you live in CA, you need to ship to a friend in another state and have them send it to you. I just lent mine to a realtor friend to get rid of the cat-piss in a listing he's got. I had some tenants smoke (a lot) in my townhouse against the lease. Even after replacing the carpet it was unbearable - the walls in the master bath were yellow. I had ServePro quote me $2700 to take care of it.
I got a friend to ship me the ozone generator from TX. Ran it for an evening, and the smoke stench was completely, 100% gone. It oxidizes any organic material - which is why you can't be in the same room when it's running. Stick the clothes or offending articles in a closet or garage with the generator running overnight, air it out and your problem is solved. Wish I'd have gotten one years ago - would have saved a fortune on fabreze etc, and pressure washing stanky properties.
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 09:09 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (obJMT)
No everyone wants to be from Yorkshire, far far from Yorkshire!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (6wiwL)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (n2Iei)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (NWiLs)
I always wondered how they could make such tasty buns from those yappy little dogs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (posnU)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (VWp7G)
I used to live in Stabler, up past Carson. Then I moved to the flat lands. I haven't been up there in years. Thought it might be a good time for a trip.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (JKNZq)
Please see my nic for my new race and office.
Thank you all for playing.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (posnU)
We have many recipes.
Posted by: Korea at May 22, 2020 09:11 PM (BAsqb)
I'll take a look. Thanks. Seriously,
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:11 PM (VWp7G)
Be from Yorkshire!
Posted by: Yorkshireman
Nonsense. Be from Kensington.
There are several advantages to being a toff: inherited wealth, day drinking, the accent makes Americans assume you're smart, unearned superiority...
Posted by: Nigel Smith-Smythe-Smith at May 22, 2020 09:11 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 09:11 PM (Dc2NZ)
Sorry, that does t even make sense. Talk about lying eyes and ears.
Posted by: Hazchic at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (95jRw)
It's really sad watching these people tie themselves into pretzels trying to bail out Joe. No it doesn't make sense. Plus, he clearly says "beat."
Dude is toast. Couldn't happen to a better asshole. Well, yes it could, but he'll do.
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 09:12 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (Dc2NZ)
I had a nice fuzzy orange helicopter hat from a helicopter service in Greenland. It had pull-down ear flaps like an Elmer Fudd cap. Lost it, dammit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:12 PM (posnU)
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (n2Iei)
"That wasn't drool! He was spitting on the floor to show contempt!"
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:12 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Terence, that is stupid stuff.
Posted by: Miklos, a Shropshire Lad at May 22, 2020 09:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (1g7ch)
Don't be mad bro.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 09:01 PM (2DO
Sorry I didn't realize I was coming into previous commenter discussion that may have gave more credit to Ali than deserved. I thought I was somewhere in the middle.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 09:13 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Savannah at May 22, 2020 09:13 PM (8Pmuj)
Friend is a contractor and uses them for just this purpose, but he uses a timer on them so they have been turned off for a couple of hours when he comes in the morning to air the place out!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:13 PM (6wiwL)
-- Joe Biden
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 22, 2020 09:14 PM (vuisn)
1h
WATCH: FBI Director Wray orders internal review of #Flynn investigation. On 5/7 @CBSNews exclusive, AG Barr said of Wray "we work very well together. And I think both of us know that we have to step up. That it's very important to restore the American people's confidence."
********
someone get the fire Extinguishers
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 09:14 PM (D+Gnv)
You'd get to through Easter in their faces over and over.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 09:14 PM (kp35W)
Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 09:14 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:15 PM (9hauA)
There are several advantages to being a toff: inherited wealth, day drinking, the accent makes Americans assume you're smart, unearned superiority...
Posted by: Nigel Smith-Smythe-Smith
Sod off, ya posh Southern bastard!
Posted by: Yorkshireman at May 22, 2020 09:15 PM (VNfwt)
Would this involve prune juice or Geritol?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 22, 2020 09:15 PM (vuisn)
Would this involve prune juice or Geritol?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 22, 2020 09:15 PM (vuisn)
Never mix drinking and pills.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miklos, by your Grace at May 22, 2020 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 22, 2020 09:16 PM (O+I8R)
Please see my nic for my new race and office.
Thank you all for playing.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (9hauA)
In celebration is it lute fish and fermented shark?
And Akvavit, lot's of akvavit. Then eat.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 09:16 PM (1g7ch)
Vote blue no matter who!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:17 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:15 PM (9hauA)
You can add your whale recipe to the next edition of the AOS Cookbook.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:17 PM (posnU)
It's over. The lovely and delightful All Hail Eris has won and my weekend has been saved.
Please see my nic for my new race and office.
Thank you all for playing.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that
Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (9hauA)
Gee, I was just thinking about changing my nic to Saucy Mead Wench. Yours sounds a lot more classy.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:17 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:17 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Lawrence Welk, and a one-a at May 22, 2020 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:05 PM (XxJt1)
You're thinking of the CIA.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (6wiwL)
And Akvavit, lot's of akvavit. Then eat.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 09:16 PM (1g7ch)
Lutefisk is Swedish. The fermented thing is Icelandic - hakarl.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (UUUON)
****
Go shoot some guns. I recommend a nice relaxing day of trap shooting and BBQ ribs. Lots of trap ranges will rent you a shot gun.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (T8HPM)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:17 PM (posnU
Locate beached whale....
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 09:19 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (6wiwL)
I did, and I didn't even have to leave the house to do it! Oh wait...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 09:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
****
Go shoot some guns. I recommend a nice relaxing day of trap shooting and BBQ ribs. Lots of trap ranges will rent you a shot gun.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (h1jJh)
Does Times Square have hookers anymore?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 09:19 PM (dNzKv)
It'll be hilarious if he goes and picks Klobuchar.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:20 PM (9hauA)
Be one of the Sea Peoples! The mysterious pirates of old!
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at May 22, 2020 09:21 PM (O6DoG)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 09:19 PM (dNzKv)
Plus mine are all articulate, bright and clean.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 09:21 PM (2N7oZ)
https://tinyurl.com/pfu8dle
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 09:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
Obligatory:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:21 PM (NWiLs)
Isn't our military full of Muslims?
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:05 PM (XxJt1)
Not to my knowledge.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (BAsqb)
Then who are those people shooting up our bases?
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:21 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 09:22 PM (Fc5rx)
Enough is enough.
Somebody put this old bastard out of his misery.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2020 09:22 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 09:23 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (JKNZq
Most people load up fried chicken and sandwiches. I won't judge you.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 22, 2020 09:23 PM (Vy7tf)
********
someone get the fire Extinguishers
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 09:14 PM (D+Gnv)
So the third way will win - Sure the FBI / DoJ / IC / DoS / DoD tried to subvert the Constitution... if anybody finds out it will be the end of the country as we know it. so we must... restore confidence... by sweeping it all under the rug.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 09:23 PM (1g7ch)
Then who are those people shooting up our bases?
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:21 PM (XxJt1)
The guys in December were IIRC Saudis. Hassan and the guy during OIF =/= 'full of Muslims'.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:23 PM (BAsqb)
FBI internal revue is complete
everything is A-1, hunky dorry
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (UUUON)
Although minor mistakes were made, our enhanced review processes will ensure that
Posted by: You can call me Wray - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (6wiwL)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (9hauA)
Oh, the Greenlanders hunt whales, mostly the small ones, like pilot whales and belugas. When I was there, the whale hunters sold some meat to the camp cook (actually a European-trained chef with great skill), and he cooked it up for us. I ate some, and thought it was beef liver, and went back for more.
Some guy, "You know what you are eating?" Me, "Tastes like beef liver, I like liver." Him, "It's whale." Me, "That's cool. It's yummy." Takes another slab.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (posnU)
Nah. I listened and I could clearly hear the "t".
He's senile.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (ZSK0i)
https://tinyurl.com/pfu8dle
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 09:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
Epic
And as the Viking ruler of Greenland, I get to be white *and* lord it over all those minorities, just like your typical white leftist. The best of all worlds! (See Biden, Joseph Creepy. )
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (9hauA)
Two Dacula children attacked by rabid fox
with a picture of a young raccoon, looking a little forlorn
I don't know how to link the article but it's funny
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (UUUON)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 22, 2020 09:15 PM (vuisn)
Prune Juice and Jagermeister.
By the end of the debate you'll be puking out both ends.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 09:25 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:21 PM (XxJt1)
We may never know the true reasons for these tragic events...
and please do not ask for access to our offshore accounts!
Posted by: You can call me Wray - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:26 PM (6wiwL)
He's senile.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (ZSK0i)
Definitely sounds like "beat" but "be" makes sense in context. Which is a problem no matter how you slice it.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (9hauA)
https://www.youaintblack.com/
Posted by: Harlock at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (selIv)
Would you say you have binders full?
I have binders full of black women.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 22, 2020 09:16 PM (O+I8R)
Biden's had 40 years to warm up- now he's ready to unleash his super Biden-plan!
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:21 PM (XxJt1)
Immigrants enriching our culture.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (9hauA)
I think Eris has helped to create a monster!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (6wiwL)
A little information about your new kingdom.
https://tinyurl.com/y8wm9y3l
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 09:28 PM (2KNZv)
Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (2N7oZ)
Strength through diversity!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:29 PM (6wiwL)
So it has to be a woman "of color". Take it to the bank, deposit it, get your return.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:29 PM (t+mAj)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (9hauA)
Oh, the Greenlanders hunt whales, mostly the small ones, like pilot whales and belugas. When I was there, the whale hunters sold some meat to the camp cook (actually a European-trained chef with great skill), and he cooked it up for us. I ate some, and thought it was beef liver, and went back for more.
Some guy, "You know what you are eating?" Me, "Tastes like beef liver, I like liver." Him, "It's whale." Me, "That's cool. It's yummy." Takes another slab.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (posnU)
You asked for my recipe. That's what you got, LOL.
Sounds yummy though.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:29 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Liberty at May 22, 2020 09:29 PM (Cg3kj)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (9hauA)
---
But you'll feel a kinship with black people!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 09:30 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 09:30 PM (dNzKv)
https://www.youaintblack.com/
Posted by: Harlock at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (selIv)
Yeah we figured Trump would let this one slide.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:30 PM (t+mAj)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (9hauA)
Oh, the Greenlanders hunt whales, mostly the small ones, like pilot whales and belugas.
Couldn't they just buy a bigger grill?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM (t+mAj)
https://www.youaintblack.com/
Posted by: Harlock at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (selIv)
Wow. If Biden were sentient he'd be very scared to open his mouth again.
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland
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Might be a little ripe by now however one washed up in Ventura CA 3 weeks ago.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM (kp35W)
As I am quickly approaching 29 so I understand when " I am gonna BEAT_____" gets mixed up with " I gotta be ME" in the old melon.
But dude. Who is handling Joe?
Because they SUCK.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM (2KNZv)
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 22, 2020 09:32 PM (vuisn)
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2020 09:32 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 09:32 PM (2DOZq)
"Let me tell you something. I'm gonna beat blacks!"
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:32 PM (t+mAj)
A little information about your new kingdom.
https://tinyurl.com/y8wm9y3l
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 09:28 PM (2KNZv)
Calling the Babylon Bee a national treasure is a gross understatement.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:33 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:33 PM (6wiwL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Just like me, I have hot sauce in my purse goddamit!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! at May 22, 2020 09:33 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 09:35 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:35 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 09:35 PM (Fc5rx)
Domincans get Beisbol and Bachata dancing.
And Andre Veloz. Yum.
And shut up about my blue eyes!
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2020 09:35 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2020 09:36 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM (t+mAj)
Absolutely not. Last I heard, she is still being treated for cancer.
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:36 PM (6j2Bg)
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (Ed8Zd)
He was pacing himself!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2020 09:36 PM (tW3KO)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:36 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
Just like me, I have hot sauce in my purse goddamit!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! at May 22, 2020 09:33 PM (SfYbS)
I grew up a poor black child. I love children.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 09:36 PM (zr5Kq)
Because they SUCK.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM (2KNZv)
The Dem powers that be just want a figurehead so they can run things in the back room. (And no, the Veep wouldn't be running anything.) So they don't care.
To me, Dr Jill is the worst offender.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:37 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: stumck at May 22, 2020 09:37 PM (3LFLO)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 09:37 PM (2KNZv)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at May 22, 2020 09:38 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:36 PM (6j2Bg)
I was being funny. Or trying.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:38 PM (t+mAj)
Because they SUCK.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM
Can you imagine how crappy that job has to be? Seriously, some of his campaign folks are going to need years of therapy and anti-depressants after this is over. Of course, they were probably undergoing therapy and taking anti-depressants before this started, but still...
Posted by: Bert G (has a new podcast episode) at May 22, 2020 09:38 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:38 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland
She's ruled for what, an hour? And she's already got a national treasure.
Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 09:38 PM (l0Lgi)
I had not heard that clip till ya'll started talking about it, so had no
previous opinion. I just listened to it for the first time, closely. He
said "beat Joe Biden" as plain as day.
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:36 PM (XxJt1)
They're gonna do this for everything. Throw an alternative out there to give their idiot sheep something to say. Or claim it's his "stutter".
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:39 PM (t+mAj)
@OANN
Gov. Newsom Slated To Issue Guidelines For Reopening Houses Of Worship In Calif. Next Week
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 09:39 PM (oYJvk)
Caveat: The guy also says black communities have been hardest hit by corona virus because of underlying conditions that are caused by systemic racism, so ... not sure what to make of that.
Except if there is a system that causes racism, Biden, who's been in government 40 years, sure is a big part of it.
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 09:39 PM (Ed8Zd)
repressing the ecoweinnies that try to disrupt whaling, I would like to
be the first to volunteer.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at May 22, 2020 09:38 PM
I used to watch Whale Wars so I could pull for the whalers and laugh at the inept seamanship of the "Sea Shepard" crew.
Posted by: Bert G (has a new podcast episode) at May 22, 2020 09:40 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 09:40 PM (JKNZq)
Did you say earlier today that Richard Levine is not an MD?
Pardon me if I misunderstood, but he graduated medical school in 1983, did residency in Pediatrics and Adolescent Medicine and then did further training in Psychiatry.
He is an MD.
and he is a he.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 09:40 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2020 09:40 PM (XhWtx)
-Slate
I laughed. I cried.
I set expensive things on fire.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 09:40 PM (2KNZv)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM
He can praise her English skills and boast that she has not a hint of cat on her breath.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 22, 2020 09:40 PM (Lsba+)
The condescension is pathetic.
But it seems that black voters "ain't in no ways tarred" of it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2020 09:41 PM (M/9m0)
Z (Horror)
"A family find themselves terrorized by their eight-year-old son's imaginary friend."
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:41 PM (t+mAj)
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:41 PM (6j2Bg)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (JKNZq)
They're gonna do this for everything. Throw an alternative out there to give their idiot sheep something to say. Or claim it's his "stutter".
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:39 PM (t+mAj)
I heard it this morning and although it could have been either, I thought (w/context) that he was saying that he had been doing whatever government for 40 years and he was going to cotntinue "be" Joe Biden. It doesn't make much too much sense, and maybe he said "beat", but I thought that before I read any other take on it.
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (Ed8Zd)
Seriously, some of his campaign folks are going to need years of therapy
and anti-depressants after this is over. Of course, they were probably
undergoing therapy and taking anti-depressants before this started, but
still...\
Posted by: Bert G (has a new podcast episode) at May 22, 2020 09:38 PM (OMsf+)
Betcha they are the same class of grifters, er, policy opinion and media specialists that were bilking Doomberg. Certified, with the best families, scions of the monied donors, and not worth a crap.
The type Trump didn't hire because they wouldn't work for a clown.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (WyVLE)
I petition for Minister of Epaulets.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:38 PM (t+mAj)
Sorry. My bad.
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:41 PM (6j2Bg)
Eh, it may have actually been my bad.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (t+mAj)
@OANN
Gov. Newsom Slated To Issue Guidelines For Reopening Houses Of Worship In Calif. Next Week
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 09:39 PM (oYJvk)
Gee, how generous of him
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 09:43 PM (KKvzG)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland
You can have her fed to the royal snow leopards, you know.
Just sayin.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 09:43 PM (2KNZv)
Pardon me if I misunderstood, but he graduated medical school in 1983, did residency in Pediatrics and Adolescent Medicine and then did further training in Psychiatry.
He is an MD.
and he is a he.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 09:40 PM (Fc5rx)
--------------------
Perhaps there's some confusion between the tranny in PA and the zombie in CA.
The zombie in CA is a social worker pretending to medical smarts.
And no offense to OUR zombie in CA who does not look at all like a zombie, as far as we know.
Posted by: Boots at May 22, 2020 09:43 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:41 PM (6j2Bg)
Eh, it may have actually been my bad.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (t+mAj)
Let's call the whole thing off
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:44 PM (6j2Bg)
I petition for Minister of Epaulets.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (gd9RK)
I may have just yelled oh you bitch really loudly at Bander.
Bander, I hope your beard strangles you in your sleep.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 09:44 PM (GbPPJ)
We've been doing the normal things in preparation for Memorial Day, setting flags out. Always a day of pride and sadness personally, sadness for those who cannot be here and pride for having known some of them.
People like Biden and his ilk enter into NONE of it.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 22, 2020 09:44 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 09:44 PM (oYJvk)
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 09:44 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (JKNZq)
They ARE hiding bodies! In NY and NJ nursing homes!!!1!
Posted by: This... is XiNN at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 09:39 PM (oYJvk)
Oh, great. I'm sure those guidelines won't be onerous at all.
Posted by: Turn Two at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (BHYVd)
The condescension is pathetic.
But it seems that black voters "ain't in no ways tarred" of it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2020 09:41 PM (M/9m0)
I never bought into the notion that "ain't" is a black American word. AFAIK, it's a hallmark of colloquial English on both sides of the Atlantic for centuries.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (posnU)
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:41 PM (6j2Bg)
Eh, it may have actually been my bad.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (t+mAj)
IS EVERYONE HERE CANADIAN?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (XhWtx)
creeper-
Did you say earlier today that Richard Levine is not an MD?
Pardon me if I misunderstood, but he graduated medical school in
1983, did residency in Pediatrics and Adolescent Medicine and then did
further training in Psychiatry.
He is an MD.
and he is a he.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 09:40 PM (Fc5rx)
I did, Muldoon. I think I confused him with another CMO who has a social sciences doctorate. Thanks for setting my engine back on the track.
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:46 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (gd9RK)
You probably wish you were so you could flee from Alex's wrath.
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:46 PM (6j2Bg)
Just listened to it. Could certainly be "be" Joe Biden. The damning part is running on his record of 40 years.
Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 09:46 PM (CTJwJ)
They have to be running him as an elaborate joke at this point.
Had my Dad's funeral today, just the siblings. That was very strange.
Yesterday, I had to take my Mom to the ER. She's got the virus and was not doing well at all. She's doing much better now. She was very ill, I thought she was going be gone. This week has truly sucked.
I was around her all day yesterday, I probably picked it up.
The virus is not a joke. A friend had a friend die of it, overweight however.
Predator is on STARZ.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 22, 2020 09:47 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (XhWtx)
Oooh, jealous.
*glares at still folded boxes, which are not filling themselves*
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 22, 2020 09:47 PM (0ReGO)
https://www.contrace.org/
Posted by: Bert G (has a new podcast episode) at May 22, 2020 09:48 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (gd9RK)I am. Well, dad was anyway, so that makes me a half-breed.
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:48 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Turn Two at May 22, 2020 09:48 PM (BHYVd)
Sheesh. My condolences to you and your family. I hope your mom improves and you stay well.
Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:49 PM (6j2Bg)
Posted by: Turn Two at May 22, 2020 09:48 PM (BHYVd)
That's standard when you order the Polonium tea.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:49 PM (posnU)
The condescension is pathetic.
But it seems that black voters "ain't in no ways tarred" of it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2020 09:41 PM (M/9m0)
I find it pathetic cand contemptible, but I'm not African American in the typical sense of the word, especially now that I am a Viking-American.
I think it's a few things: peer/community pressure, thinking that Republicans are Hitler so they are not a viable alternative, not paying attention (most people of all races don't).
I don't think his interviewer was impressed by his statement, though.
On the other hand, Donald Trump, unrepentant racist, talks to black people like he talks to everyone else.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:50 PM (9hauA)
It used to be considered proper English, acc. to etymonline. That ended when Dickens start using it in Cockney characters.
Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 09:50 PM (AytXr)
Two different friends of mine lost parents, one a father, the other a mother, during this lockdown. Both had large families and many friends, both funerals were conducted with fewer than 10 people, including clergy. Unable to say goodbye in the hospital and unable to properly celebrate the lost life. I'm so sorry.
Posted by: Boots at May 22, 2020 09:51 PM (oGBso)
*types*
*deletes*
Hugs. Many hugs.
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:51 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at May 22, 2020 09:51 PM (SfYbS)
So sorry about your dad. I'm glad your mom is doing better.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:51 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (gd9RK)I am. Well, dad was anyway, so that makes me a half-breed.
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:48 PM (XxJt1
Thank you for Emily Ratajkowski's rack.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 22, 2020 09:51 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 09:52 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 22, 2020 09:52 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at May 22, 2020 09:51 PM (SfYbS)
Done.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:52 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 09:52 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (posnU)
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Oh, for sure.
But they think it sounds "black."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2020 09:53 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Flyguy at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (v30M
Joe Biden: I'll debate President Nixon any week of the day. You don't think I can't talk about the topics of today? Well I want to ask him, what's he going to do about the sinking of the Maine? Is he just going to let Esperanto get away with that?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 09:53 PM (KKvzG)
A place for you guys to escape the Greenland winter!
Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 09:53 PM (MUTE3)
Yesterday, I had to take my Mom to the ER. She's got the virus and was not doing well at all. She's doing much better now. She was very ill, I thought she was going be gone. This week has truly sucked.
I was around her all day yesterday, I probably picked it up.
The virus is not a joke. A friend had a friend die of it, overweight however.
Predator is on STARZ.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 22, 2020 09:47 PM (lg/F7)
Please accept my condolences on the loss of your father, and my wishes for your mother to make a quick and complete recovery from the plague.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:54 PM (posnU)
It used to be considered proper English, acc. to etymonline. That ended when Dickens start using it in Cockney characters.
Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 09:50 PM (AytXr)
Well, Biden used it because he thought it was.
Same thing Hillary did with the imaginary hot sauce, which isn't exclusively a black thing by any means.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:55 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:55 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2020 09:55 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:50 PM (9hauA)
Also, he does not break out that "I ain't no ways tired" poem. I was amazed when Biden went to that, after Hillary had been so mocked over the pandering phony accent she put on while reciting it.
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:55 PM (dOV9E)
But they think it sounds "black."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2020 09:53 PM (M/9m0)
Pretty sure that Twain had Huck Finn using it. maybe Tom Sawyer, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:55 PM (posnU)
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:55 PM (dOV9E)
Nobody ever accused Biden of being bright.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:57 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:57 PM (dOV9E)
setting flags out. Always a day of pride and sadness personally, sadness
for those who cannot be here and pride for having known some of them.
I usually end up with a bunch of those little flags from the parade to put on graves but no parade this year. I'll still stop by and weed whack.
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2020 09:58 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 09:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:57 PM (dOV9E)
It has already appeared on a T-shirt being sold by Donald's campaign team.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:59 PM (posnU)
I hereby petition to be the first to make a Royal Visit to the Most Serene Kingdom of Greenland.
Yours most sincerely,
Alexthechick, Empress of Hordelandia
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 09:59 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 10:00 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 10:00 PM (GbPPJ)
I just got back from HEB. It was almost normal - the only masked people were a few employees, some old fat guys, and several Karens.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 22, 2020 10:00 PM (rWZ8Y)
I don't want him learning on the job as President how not to offend people.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 10:00 PM (aOdFB)
Sorry to hear that about your parents.
Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2020 10:01 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 10:00 PM (dOV9E)
I had no idea how much I wanted the US to buy Greenland until Greenland said we couldn't.
Now, fuck them, war.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 10:01 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 22, 2020 10:01 PM (rWZ8Y)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at May 22, 2020 10:01 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: creeper
Thats where you keep your jars of dew
Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2020 10:01 PM (4hmZU)
Keeping up with Biden must be exhausting for Trump's campaign staff. As soon as video editors and graphic artists wrap on one gaffe, literally hours after it happens, there's another one.
It's got to be like a reporter covering an extended hostage situation or a rapid military movement. Just awake for days, waiting for the next rapidly unfolding development.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2020 10:01 PM (h6CJG)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 10:02 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 22, 2020 10:03 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:59 PM (posnU)
Perfect.
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 10:04 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (gd9RK)I am. Well, dad was anyway, so that makes me a half-breed.
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020
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My mother was Canadian -- western prairies. I never in my life heard her tack "eh?" on the end of a sentence, though.
Congrats to Chique on her new Viking life! Conquer Iceland first and make it possible for me to live there, will you?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 10:11 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020
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I've been doing 2000 IU every day myself, and even sitting outside on the front stoop reading for about a half hour in partial sun. It's gotten so humid now, though, that I may have to skip that and just stick with the D3.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 10:14 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Bob at May 22, 2020 10:20 PM (hVOXD)
White people have ALL the privilege, but their dancing skills are generally wanting.
What to do? What to do?
Please feel free to pitch your race (or another one) to me. I'll need lots of help and support during this difficult time.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (9hauA)
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It's a little late, but I'm going to make the pitch for Assyrian.
Best,
Captain John Yossarian, Bombardier
256th Squadron, United States Army Air Forces
Posted by: Catch 22 at May 22, 2020 10:50 PM (Ae67h)
Probably. I wish you the best in that endeavor.
"I'm going to be Joe Biden"
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Posted by: Grouchy's brother at May 22, 2020 11:43 PM (EUGGU)
Discern, those that defend how sensitive they are, and must be protected, while ignoring when they go on vicious intolerant campaigns/purges.
Posted by: ron n. at May 23, 2020 12:52 AM (om5HK)
Posted by: Magpie at May 23, 2020 10:31 AM (NLEnr)
Today I'm going to put a chunk of wild boar backstrap in a brine and do a couple hours of mowing before the rain comes in. Rain or shine, I'm going to put some lead down range.
Cheers y'all.
Posted by: TwentytwoLR at May 23, 2020 11:00 AM (UecSt)
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