Oh My: Sundown Joe Announces "I'm Ready to Beat Joe Biden"

You're kidding me.

This is why the media is claiming that the murderous incompetent Andrew Cuomo is a national hero -- they know Joe Biden will not make it to the election.

Biden's staffers are so worried about what Grampa might say next that they're interrupting his staged, telepromptered interviews to answer questions on his behalf.

I'm not sure what the staffer thought would happen here. Was she speaking into Biden's mic or did she have another line to the anchor's earpiece and it got picked up by his mic? Either way, it's clear she wasn’t thinking this would be on the broadcast. But there it is, Biden so unable to even manage even a simple interview, having to have his staffer step in to tell the interviewer what to do next. It makes one wonder whether Republicans get to call their shots like this, though perhaps local networks have to go with the flow with a national figure like this.

More of Felonius Fingers' recent cases of sundowning below.


Plus...



And finally...



Have a great Memorial Day weekend.

I'm trying to think of something to do. Like something I even could do.

I should definitely do something, though.

I'm going to take Monday off -- just open threads.

Try to get out and get some BBQ, everyone!

Posted by: Ace at 07:50 PM




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1 Content read!

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 07:51 PM (kp35W)

2 Supposedly he said

I am going to be joe Biden

Posted by: SnailRacer at May 22, 2020 07:51 PM (+viHv)

3 Elder abuse?

Posted by: Flyguy at May 22, 2020 07:53 PM (v30M8)

4 Which would not make much of a difference either way.

Posted by: SnailRacer at May 22, 2020 07:54 PM (+viHv)

5 Scranton Blue Collar Gazette Poll:

Joe Biden 53%
Joe Biden 61%

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 22, 2020 07:54 PM (ja/kn)

6 II'm going to beat Joe Biden like a lying dog-faced dead pony soldier!

Posted by: Eric Arseneau at May 22, 2020 07:55 PM (ZbgGv)

7 I'm just glad they didn't show Lady Gaga getting sniffed by Joe before they could get him to sit down in front of her.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 07:55 PM (kp35W)

8 Supposedly he said

I am going to be joe Biden
Posted by: SnailRacer at May 22, 2020 07:51 PM


Well, if he said he was going to be Trump that would just be confusing.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 22, 2020 07:55 PM (v30M8)

9 Fox News Anchor Chris Wallace said despite President Donald Trump's warnings of fraud during mail-in voting, there has been "no history of fraud at all."

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 07:55 PM (D+Gnv)

10 And after reading all about La Gretchen and Sullivan I am about ready to close all my fave websites, stick my fingers in my ears and go la la la la and disappear.

Posted by: SnailRacer at May 22, 2020 07:56 PM (+viHv)

11

Stupid, career-killing comment to a t-shirt, in the SAME DAY!

Is America a great country, or what?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 07:56 PM (sy5kK)

12 Good lord.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 22, 2020 07:57 PM (L9P9s)

13 Going pew pew pewing, fishing and grilling tomorrow. Gotta get some fireworks for the grandson.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 07:57 PM (/tG8l)

14 Bob Dole says Bob Dole approves.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 22, 2020 07:57 PM (Tnijr)

15 He's just Biden his time, until Sundown.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2020 07:57 PM (QzJWU)

16 'A roof over every bed and licorice in every pot!'

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 07:57 PM (d8INF)

17 None of the Videos show blocked in Afghanistan too...........

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (5IHGB)

18 What's the betting odds that Joe doesn't try to debate Trump?

Posted by: Flyguy at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (v30M8)

19 Hubby chatted with two life-long Democrats from our neighborhood today. Both said they are definitely voting for Trump in November because: (a) they are thoroughly disgusted with so many Democrat governors' lockdown shenanigans; and (b) Joe Biden is insane!

Posted by: Kathy at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (qv3wo)

20 Scranton Blue Collar Gazette Poll:

Joe Biden 53%
Joe Biden 61%

Posted by: occam's brassiere at May 22, 2020 07:54 PM (ja/kn)




I snickered.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (3nCFy)

21 >>>9 Fox News Anchor Chris Wallace said despite President Donald Trump's warnings of fraud during mail-in voting, there has been "no history of fraud at all."


Fox is a liberal propaganda channel, scarcely different from CNN.

Why watch Fox's "news" people like Wallace just read CNN's scripts? Go right to the source, cut out the middleman.

Posted by: ace at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (PbpT7)

22 Have a great weekend, Ace!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (posnU)

23 I work tomorrow and then 4 days off. Gonna grill some steaks on Monday over at my sisters and golf Tuesday. I haven't watch Taking Chance in a while so I may put that in the ole DVD player at some point.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (r2LuW)

24 Yeah, I think it's "I'm gonna be Joe Biden." Not that that helps him.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (p7r9F)

25 I'm going to load up the dogs and drive out for a picnic somewhere. Might go up in the woods above Carson.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (JKNZq)

26 Trump campaign is a supersonic speed machine with that t-shirt getting out so quickly. Between the rapin and the racism, what exactly will Biden say next? Pull my finger?

Posted by: jmel at May 22, 2020 07:59 PM (OeWgo)

27 Joe Biden doesn't debate dog faced pony soldiers.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 07:59 PM (Tnijr)

28 Fox News Anchor Chris Wallace said despite President Donald Trump's warnings of fraud during mail-in voting, there has been "no history of fraud at all."


The turd did not fall far from the horses ass.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2020 07:59 PM (3nCFy)

29 I am watching videos of baby sloths 'running' across a lawn.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 07:59 PM (A5zUN)

30 Have a good weekend Ace.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 07:59 PM (zr5Kq)

31 >>I'm trying to think of something to do. Like something I even could do.

>>I should definitely do something, though.


Hop on your bad motor scooter and RIDE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcqYGjMPDJo

Posted by: MONTROSE at May 22, 2020 08:00 PM (d8INF)

32 The Ghana funeral guys card is LOL

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 08:00 PM (gLRfa)

33 Biden/De Mentia 2020

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)

34 Love the way Trump's campaign quickly seizes on the opportunity to go on offense

Romney and Bush campaigns would have held focus group meetings to decide whether putting out an ad immediately would look "too unpresidential"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 22, 2020 08:00 PM (qAR6u)

35 Also:

-funerals suck

-additionally, retirement homes suck the diseased donkey cock of Satan (if the 'ettes will forgive the language.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (A5zUN)

36 Hannity has enough money he could start his own news channel. Why does he stay on Fox? It's nearly CNN now.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (Tnijr)

37 ''I'm just glad they didn't show Lady Gaga getting sniffed by Joe before they could get him to sit down in front of her.''

He has no idea who she is.

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (gLRfa)

38 Hop on your bad motor scooter and RIDE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcqYGjMPDJo
Posted by: MONTROSE at May 22, 2020 08:00 PM (d8INF)

If that's not Born to be Wild, I don't know you people anymore.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (A5zUN)

39 I'm just glad they didn't show Lady Gaga getting sniffed by Joe before they could get him to sit down in front of her.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 07:55 PM (kp35W)

I imagine a high-miler like Gaga smells pretty ripe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 08:02 PM (posnU)

40 I know Joe Biden and I'm no Joe Biden.

Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:02 PM (EgshT)

41 Remember to have a minute of silence and reflection at 15:00 your local time on Memorial Day to remember the fallen.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 22, 2020 08:02 PM (otCKb)

42 37 ''I'm just glad they didn't show Lady Gaga getting sniffed by Joe before they could get him to sit down in front of her.''

He has no idea who she is.
Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (gLRfa)

At this point, I am pretty sure he does not know who he is.
(see story above.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:03 PM (A5zUN)

43 >>Try to get out and get some BBQ, everyone!


DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:03 PM (d8INF)

44 Guess I ain't black.

Think I'll be buying that tshirt.

Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2020 08:03 PM (RU4sa)

45 Only Joe Biden can beat Joe Biden, but I think I can beat them both!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:03 PM (bkUtD)

46 Joe Biden is a fapper.

Posted by: jsg at May 22, 2020 08:04 PM (6Swfv)

47 I don't know why everybody's acting all surprised--I've been beating Joe Biden since I was fourteen years old!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:04 PM (sWM8x)

48 Fox News Anchor Chris Wallace said despite President Donald Trump's warnings of fraud during mail-in voting, there has been "no history of fraud at all."



How the hell would he know?

Is he some kind of expert of voting? Fraud? Has he studied this himself or is he just repeating some democrats talking point? What is it? Why is he on TV????!?!!! ARGGGGHHH

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 08:04 PM (Ed8Zd)

49 I don't think there is anything that can save the Biden campaign. Best to not waste an up-and-coming person as his VP candidate, just appoint another sacrificial doddering fool to go down with him.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 22, 2020 08:04 PM (0QYMt)

50 I imagine a high-miler like Gaga smells pretty ripe.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 08:02 PM (posnU)

40 years of Whiskey and Cigarettes (a description used by a buddy in reference to a stripper 25 years ago.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:04 PM (A5zUN)

51 Gold Star Memorial Day Tribute. It's 42 minutes but well worth it.

https://tinyurl.com/yc5wqurs

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (otCKb)

52 >>> 35 Also:

-funerals suck

-additionally, retirement homes suck the diseased donkey cock of Satan (if the 'ettes will forgive the language.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (A5zUN)

Umm.... which 'ettes? Some of us are not as polite as others.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (0ReGO)

53
Anyone watching Tucker? That POS beating up the old man in his bed. That miserable bastard ought to be fed to wild animals.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (KKvzG)

54 Ace, I hope you make it to at least one, good old-fashioned, All American Cookout this weekend.

Grilled hot dogs, 'burgers, and tables groaning under the weight of all the traditional picnic fixins.

Music, families, friendship, fireworks.

And, beer. Oh, so very much BEER! Cold, too!

Our Blessed Fallen, I think, would smile at our celebrating them, thus.

Raise one up and pour it out for Absent Friends, and then Celebrate the LIFE, they gave us to live, by giving theirs on our behalf.

The other reason to Celebrate LIFE?

It drives leftists absolutely batshit crazy.

Need you more incentive?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (QzJWU)

55
Try to get out and get some BBQ, everyone!

MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (9Gcv4)

56 It sounds like Joe is channeling Austin Powers: "Allow myself to introduce [awkward pause] myself."

Posted by: Guam tipper at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (FsgBK)

57 You can hear him say "beat", clearly

I'm mean, he's totally insane, so why the doubt ?

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (UUUON)

58 >>I imagine a high-miler like Gaga smells pretty ripe.


She smells like the beach.

A week after the Grunion run.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:06 PM (d8INF)

59 This Memorial Day, please stop and remember the fall of Joe Bidden's campaign. Corn Pop will have a memorial service at the Dunkin Donuts, but make sure you speak with an Indian accent.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:06 PM (bkUtD)

60 9 Fox News Anchor Chris Wallace said despite President Donald Trump's warnings of fraud during mail-in voting, there has been "no history of fraud at all."
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 07:55 PM (D+Gnv)

I'm glad I dropped cable.

Posted by: clutch at May 22, 2020 08:06 PM (PYnuI)

61 -additionally, retirement homes suck the diseased donkey cock of Satan (if the 'ettes will forgive the language.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (A5zUN)

Umm.... which 'ettes? Some of us are not as polite as others.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (0ReGO)

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lol

No shit.

Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2020 08:06 PM (RU4sa)

62 I think he said / meant "be," but either way, he's totally insane, so whatever.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 08:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

63 I guess the DonkCommies are pushing the line that he actually said " I'm ready to BE Joe Biden"

Whatever , bitchez.


Shove it up your "binders full of women".

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 08:07 PM (2KNZv)

64 Strong work again this week Ace. Always appreciated.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 08:07 PM (Fc5rx)

65 ''Anyone watching Tucker? That POS beating up the old man in his bed. That miserable bastard ought to be fed to wild animals.''

I wonder what's been going on in those locked up nursing homes. Now I know and I'm betting there's more to come.

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 08:07 PM (gLRfa)

66 >>> 61 -additionally, retirement homes suck the diseased donkey cock of Satan (if the 'ettes will forgive the language.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (A5zUN)

Umm.... which 'ettes? Some of us are not as polite as others.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (0ReGO)

---

lol

No shit.
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2020 08:06 PM (RU4sa)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 22, 2020 08:07 PM (0ReGO)

67 I'm gonna beat Joe Biden like he owes me money!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

68 "Ballot harvesting got so egregious in 2018 in North Carolina—where it’s illegal (as it is in Texas)—that Republican Congressional candidate Mark Harris saw his 905-vote victory annulled in early 2019, with a redo ordered. "

Forbes Magazine 2/12/20

But, Chris Wallace know better...because, Chris Wallace.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2020 08:07 PM (mLizQ)

69 I sometimes come in and say something similar to what Biden said like Damn that Joe Biden sounds like a real asshole signed Joe Biden.

I can't do it anymore! He's literally doing the same thing!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 22, 2020 08:07 PM (j3npP)

70 ou can hear him say "beat", clearly

I'm mean, he's totally insane, so why the doubt ?
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (UUUON)

We need to convince him that Trump is a figment of his own imagination, like Tyler Durden.

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:08 PM (BAsqb)

71 ''Strong work again this week Ace. Always appreciated.''

Eventful to say the least and the boss was ahead of the pack.

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 08:08 PM (gLRfa)

72 So much toothsome goodness!

I'm gonna fake an illness and send myself that Ghanaian funeral dancers card.

Posted by: Tycho Brahe at May 22, 2020 08:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

73 ace, is there any way you can post these videos without going through Twitter? None of them will open for me on this tablet. I don't do Twitter so there's no app, which probably doesn't help. One of the other Morons mentioned the same trouble last week.


Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 08:08 PM (XxJt1)

74 I didn't have to listen to the audio of the Gaga for Joe commercial.

That is one creepy commercial Joe and Gaga have there and it's probably the best take they were able to get.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:09 PM (WEBkv)

75 Anyone watching Tucker? That POS beating up the old man in his bed. That miserable bastard ought to be fed to wild animals.
Posted by: TheQuietMan

It's making me sick to my stomach.

Posted by: Infidel at May 22, 2020 08:09 PM (sNpqr)

76 It was a joke what Joe said about black people and he meant to say "I'mma be me" since that is his new vernacular. Keep up people. The crazy thing is that there will be supposedly sane Americans, white and black, that will vote for this assclown in November.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at May 22, 2020 08:09 PM (nFRLh)

77 Trump should hire the funeral dancers for his debate with [insert candidate here].

Posted by: Tycho Brahe at May 22, 2020 08:09 PM (Dc2NZ)

78 You wanna take it outside, tough guy?

Posted by: Joe Biden, looking in the mirror at May 22, 2020 08:09 PM (6Swfv)

79 I need to have a serious talk with Joe Biden.

Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:10 PM (EgshT)

80 Try to get out and get some BBQ, everyone!


*******

Crap! I lost my phrase codebook. I know this is a signal for something.

John is against the wall? No that's not right.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 08:10 PM (Fc5rx)

81 Any current or future Republican who doesn't treat the Left like Trump does "ain't" gonna make it past the first debate.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 08:10 PM (uEbPt)

82 I'm so glad I decided to bring dad home from hospice when they kicked him out. And also thankful for such an understanding employer.

Posted by: Infidel at May 22, 2020 08:10 PM (sNpqr)

83 I wonder what's been going on in those locked up nursing homes. Now I know and I'm betting there's more to come.
Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 08:07 PM (gLRfa)

When I was in EMT school we had to do ambulance time, a lot of the calls were nursing homes. I came away from the experience with the conviction that I will crawl to my .357 and punch my own ticket before allowing myself to be put in any of those places. You can smell the hopelessness and despair. They're warehouses of people waiting to die.

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:10 PM (BAsqb)

84 I would say to him "hey, fat".

Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:10 PM (EgshT)

85 25 I'm going to load up the dogs and drive out for a picnic somewhere. Might go up in the woods above Carson.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (JKNZq)

Hey! I've been to Carson!

Usually driving past Stevenson, towards Bingen and White Salmon. Not to mention Husem, BZ Corners and Trout Lake. Some of my favorite geography of WA state.

I used to visit friends down there, taking that gravel road from Randall off Hwy 12, through the National Forests, where it turns into Hwy 141, down to BZ, White Salmon, and over the bridge to Hood River if the mood suited me.

You're going to have some happy dogs!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:11 PM (sy5kK)

86 Strangely enough, for me, Joe Biden makes more sense when he's talking gobbledygook than he does when he's lucid.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 08:11 PM (Fc5rx)

87 I'm planning on a barbeque in my back yard and I'm not going to wear pants or a mask.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 08:11 PM (Tnijr)

88 One certain Trump legacy: The days of the nice guy Spank Me Republicans are *done*. At least at the Big Boy level. So that's something.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 08:11 PM (uEbPt)

89 66 >>> 61 -additionally, retirement homes suck the diseased donkey cock of Satan (if the 'ettes will forgive the language.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:01 PM (A5zUN)

Umm.... which 'ettes? Some of us are not as polite as others.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (0ReGO)

---

lol

No shit.
Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2020 08:06 PM (RU4sa)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket

It's like he is new here!

Posted by: Infidel at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (sNpqr)

90 Never mind then.

'Rons. Ettes. Please raise a glass for my Great Uncle. He was a good man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)

91 I'm trainin' hard, man, I'm trainin' fast-- I'm HIGH-SPEED trainin'!-- and I know I'm just the man to take Biden out!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (oVJmc)

92 Off, silver-nosed star-chartin' bladder-bustin' hose beast sock!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

93 Someone needs to put Creepy Uncle Joe topasture.
No way he makes it to the convention, real or virtual.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (ZCEU2)

94 First thought just looking at the stills of the videos: The makeup artists are doing their best to counteract how much his face has thinned. Just look at the still of the 2nd video (the one with the staffer interrupting) to see what I mean.

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (6j2Bg)

95 Ace, have you ever thought about writing a book? You're a great writer.

Posted by: Mike at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (WWn8/)

96 'Rons. Ettes. Please raise a glass for my Great Uncle. He was a good man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)

Raised

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (BAsqb)

97 Tom Fitton
@TomFitton
·
6h
New #OBAMAgate releases confirm Schiff was in on it. Schiff can't be trusted, abused his office to take and publish private phone records, is a leaker, lied six ways to Sunday about @RealDonaldTrump and Russia, etc. President should cut off his access to classified information.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (2KNZv)

98 " I imagine a high-miler like Gaga smells pretty ripe. "

I had this old Rambler and the back seat smelled lick poke, perfume and down there. It was harder to get rid of in the Georgia heat than skunk spray. Yeah, that.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (otCKb)

99 Joey Retard For President

Because, you know, the thing.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (Z4rgH)

100 Joe Biden makes more sense when he's talking gobbledygook than he does when he's lucid.
Posted by: Muldoon
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Been listening to him for years and I'm wondering when you feel he was ever: lucid...

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (kp35W)

101 the screencap for that video at top cracks me up

Sleepy Joe

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 08:14 PM (iTXRQ)

102 It sounds like Joe is channeling Austin Powers: "Allow myself to introduce [awkward pause] myself."
Posted by: Guam tipper
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*remembers Al Frankin SNL skit*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2020 08:14 PM (WZ5i4)

103 Ace, you should come down to the farm and do some shooting!

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 08:14 PM (MVjcR)

104 'Rons. Ettes. Please raise a glass for my Great Uncle. He was a good man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)

*Raises glass*

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 08:14 PM (6j2Bg)

105 the nice guy Spank Me Republicans


Yes, please.

Posted by: Lindsay Graham at May 22, 2020 08:14 PM (2KNZv)

106 Maybe he shouldda beaten Beau Biden

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 08:15 PM (uEbPt)

107 'Rons. Ettes. Please raise a glass for my Great Uncle. He was a good man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)

Will do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 08:15 PM (posnU)

108 this is getting to be just a little unreal

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 08:15 PM (iTXRQ)

109
Our Blessed Fallen, I think, would smile at our celebrating them, thus.

Raise one up and pour it out for Absent Friends, and then Celebrate the LIFE, they gave us to live, by giving theirs on our behalf.

The other reason to Celebrate LIFE?

It drives leftists absolutely batshit crazy.

Need you more incentive?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2020 08:05 PM (QzJWU)


Truer words never spoken, Jim.

And you have a great Memorial Day Weekend, too, sir!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:15 PM (sy5kK)

110 >>'Rons. Ettes. Please raise a glass for my Great Uncle. He was a good man


I will go full JackStraw for the man.

21 Bong Salute, coming up.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:15 PM (d8INF)

111 If there is ever a remake of My Cousin Vinny, Biden should be cast as the public defender.

Posted by: Guam tipper at May 22, 2020 08:15 PM (FsgBK)

112 Muldoon, John is down the hall, first door on the left.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 08:15 PM (XxJt1)

113 Ace, have you ever thought about writing a book? You're a great writer.

Posted by: Mike at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (WWn8/)


Right after he cleans up the blog roll in the sidebar, ie,

in about two weeks.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 22, 2020 08:16 PM (Z4rgH)

114 Clinton - can't get worse
Obama- okay now it can't get worse
Hillary - are you fucking kidding. Can't get worse
Biden- okay now you're screwing with me

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 08:17 PM (2DOZq)

115 >>Ace, have you ever thought about writing a book? You're a great writer.


Ace wrote the book on Shelving.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:17 PM (d8INF)

116 >Please raise a glass for my Great Uncle. He was a good man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD



Cheers and well done, sir.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 08:17 PM (iTXRQ)

117 84 I would say to him "hey, fat".
Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:10 PM (EgshT)

Was that the guy in Iowa?

Posted by: clutch at May 22, 2020 08:17 PM (PYnuI)

118 Ace wrote the book on Shelving.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:17 PM (d8INF)

Have you read his follow up?

The Art of the Power Drill

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 08:18 PM (2DOZq)

119 I almost hope he wins. Imagine the hilarity which would ensue. He'll be launching nuclear missiles toward Canada, Puerto Rico, Hawaii...

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:18 PM (bkUtD)

120 'Rons. Ettes. Please raise a glass for my Great Uncle. He was a good man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD



To absent comrades

Posted by: deplorable at May 22, 2020 08:18 PM (2KNZv)

121 96 'Rons. Ettes. Please raise a glass for my Great Uncle. He was a good man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)

Raised
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (BAsqb)

*raised, in respect*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:19 PM (sy5kK)

122 Just north of me, in the small town of Lenox MA

there is a plethora of high dollar old folks homes

where rich NYC peeps house their elders

weird but their is not much of a problem there

can't figure it out

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:19 PM (UUUON)

123 Off, senile sock!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:19 PM (bkUtD)

124 Here's to you, Aetius' Great Uncle. Salut.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 08:19 PM (XxJt1)

125 While we're at it, let's raise one to Corn Pop and Joe Biden's leg hair.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:20 PM (bkUtD)

126 'Rons. Ettes. Please raise a glass for my Great Uncle. He was a good man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


To absent comrades
Posted by: deplorable at May 22, 2020 08:18 PM (2KNZv)

---

*Raises glass*

Hooah.

Posted by: SMH at May 22, 2020 08:20 PM (RU4sa)

127 sorry, there is

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:20 PM (UUUON)

128 Ace wrote the book on Shelving.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:17 PM (d8INF)

Have you read his follow up?

The Art of the Power Drill
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here


The Art of the Power Drill & The Reverse Switch

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 08:20 PM (/tG8l)

129 I ran into Joe Biden the other day and he looked like Lady Gaga.

Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:20 PM (EgshT)

130 Sometimes gramps amd me soil ourselves at the same time.

Posted by: Stripper Baby Biden at May 22, 2020 08:20 PM (6Swfv)

131 'Rons. Ettes. Please raise a glass for my Great Uncle. He was a good man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


To absent comrades
Posted by: deplorable at May 22, 2020 08:18 PM (2KNZv)

---

*Raises glass*

Hooah.
Posted by: SMH


Sa-lute!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 08:21 PM (/tG8l)

132 'Rons. Ettes. Please raise a glass for my Great Uncle. He was a good man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


*brings the unmixed wine*

Posted by: Miklos, in the ancient way at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (QzkSJ)

133 ..'Rons. Ettes. Please raise a glass for my Great Uncle. He was a good man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)



RAISED.

Honored.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (QzJWU)

134 His staffers are busily trying to set up a campaign stop at Andrew Cuomo's "Elysian Fields" chain of Murder Homes

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (GLtAj)

135 I am gonna beat Joe Biden like a gray-headed stepchild. My word as a Corn Pop.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (P1f+c)

136 Biden barely knows what day it is and it disgusts me to no end he's being propped up like he is.

On the other hand, Biden is/was sanctimonious old goat will all the morals of cat in heat.

Sometimes, I feel sorry for Biden, because my dear aunt slipped away due to dementia and Alzheimers and my mom is going the same direction.

It's hard to watch someone fail like this on such a public stage.

How is it I can I despise and pity Biden at the same time?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (WEBkv)

137 Have you read his follow up?

saw the movie

Anchors Away

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (UUUON)

138 Truth is stranger than Ru Paul.

Posted by: Junior Samples at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (sWM8x)

139 Biden has all of the vacancy of Chance the Gardener with none of the Bon Mot's

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (T+XCu)

140 Tom Fitton
@TomFitton6h
New #OBAMAgate releases confirm Schiff was in on it. Schiff can't be trusted, abused his office to take and publish private phone records, is a leaker, lied six ways to Sunday about @RealDonaldTrump and Russia, etc. President should cut off his access to classified information.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (2KNZv)

Can't someone just give Schiff a tight squeeze until his eyes finish popping out?

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 08:23 PM (Ed8Zd)

141 Ace -- you could go to the place and do the thing.

You know.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 08:24 PM (Qf83p)

142 Lady Gaga looks like one of those plastic people from the battery commercials a few years ago.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 08:24 PM (oVJmc)

143 *Mentally raises glass in honor of Aetius' great uncle.*

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:24 PM (WEBkv)

144 Aetius451AD, prayers and hugs

Posted by: vmom Still Alive in These Tyrannical Times at May 22, 2020 08:24 PM (G546f)

145 Poor Joe, personal humiliation every day and he's not even there to appreciate it.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2020 08:24 PM (m+2B/)

146
Bad Motor Scooter even sounds good on crappy laptop speakers.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (sy5kK)

147 Seriously, how must every Dem presidential candidate feel when they see who beat them.
In particular that billionaire fugger, I can't remember his name because I'm having a Biden moment but you just know that guy hates to lose almost as much as he hated to drop 100's of millions of dollars to lose to this schlub.

Posted by: Drider at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (R/UH9)

148 Here's to Great Uncle.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (Qf83p)

149 I gotta say, if there's one thing that the Obama-Trump voters needed to get them to vote for Biden it was Lady Gaga's endorsement

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (aO8Gd)

150 Just back from a quick foray into Democratic Underground, just to check Biden's temperature with DU.
He's doing great there!And Orange Man Bad!
Those folks aren't getting any better.
Now to go scrape the teredo worms and barnacles off my computer......bad harbor over there.

Posted by: boynseac at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (Fks5r)

151 No way I feel sorry for sundown Joe. He has a 40 yr history of being back stabbing asshoe. He deserves the family he has.

Posted by: Infidel at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (sNpqr)

152 96 'Rons. Ettes. Please raise a glass for my Great Uncle. He was a good man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)

Raised

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:13 PM (BAsqb)


Going to get a fresh glass right now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (6wiwL)

153 Don't weep for me, Peruvia.

Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (EgshT)

154 Even Bob Dole couldn't beat Bob Dole.

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 22, 2020 08:25 PM (GLtAj)

155 Biden is like a boxer who keeps getting beat up by his sparring partners

doesn't bode well when he gets in the ring with the champ

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:26 PM (UUUON)

156 Can of ale raised in honor.

(USN Corpsman who floated off the coast of Vietnam many years ago.)

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 08:26 PM (kp35W)

157 Ace, have you ever thought about writing a book? You're a great writer.

He has shoeboxes full of Twilight fanfic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 08:26 PM (oVJmc)

158 How is it I can I despise and pity Biden at the same time?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (WEBkv)

I'm mostly the same way. Don't know anyone who died of Alz's, but a person's mind turning to soup can't be any good to watch.

Yeah, he's a piece of shit. Yeah, brain meltdown also sucks a lot and what his family and handlers are doing with him is despicable. Both can be true.

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:26 PM (BAsqb)

159 How is it I can I despise and pity Biden at the same time?
Posted by: blake


Because you're a good person. You can separate his crap behavior from a doddering old man.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 08:27 PM (/tG8l)

160 Article in the Gannett-owned Delaware paper, also in USA Today:

https://tinyurl.com/y758g2z8

Former Vice President Joe Biden said in a Thursday television interview he had not yet decided on a running mate, saying on CBS's "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," "I honest to God don't know who" he would pick.

Posted by: gdgm+ at May 22, 2020 08:27 PM (ExnWy)

161 145 Poor Joe, personal humiliation every day and he's not even there to appreciate it.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2020 08:24 PM (m+2B/)


It's getting easier all the time with nasty comments against the Senile One.

Shooting fish in a barrel also gets old after a while.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:27 PM (sy5kK)

162 >>Bad Motor Scooter even sounds good on crappy laptop speakers.


Montrose doesn't get enough credit, but that first LP is a monster. Pretty much the only reason to like Sammy Hagar, imo.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:27 PM (B1D8t)

163 He has shoeboxes full of Twilight fanfic.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 08:26 PM (oVJmc)
---
Team Ewok!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:28 PM (Dc2NZ)

164 Hey, want to hear the Twightlight Zone music?

Compare the symptoms of the China Pox to the symptoms of the Vaping E-Cigarette illness.

Have a good weekend

Posted by: Orson at May 22, 2020 08:28 PM (0QVqB)

165 Proof that corona isn't super contagious is Joe doesn't have it - a thorium umbrella is next in the DNC bag of tricks.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at May 22, 2020 08:28 PM (nFRLh)

166 How is it I can I despise and pity Biden at the same time?
Posted by: blake


Because you're a good person. You can separate his crap behavior from a doddering old man.

--
And you're confused; but, mostly just totally confused.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (kp35W)

167 My running mate? Joe Biden!

Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (EgshT)

168 Blue collar Joe earned $11 million last year.
_LEGITIMATELY

Posted by: Braenyard at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (m+2B/)

169 Insty has a awesome meme.

Top is Wheel of Fortune, puzzle is "Joe Biden is a ra_ist"
Bottom is sweeting man as Biden trying to choose between "c" or "p"

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (aO8Gd)

170 159 How is it I can I despise and pity Biden at the same time?
Posted by: blake

you're half black ?

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (UUUON)

171 >>He has shoeboxes full of Twilight fanfic.


This made me laugh more thn any other comment today.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (B1D8t)

172 Scranton Blue Collar Gazette Poll:

Joe Biden 53%
Joe Biden 61%
Posted by: occam's brassiere



Genus.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (Qf83p)

173 Driver, are you thinking of Tom Steyer?

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (XxJt1)

174 Sympathy for a Democrat leader? Hell no I hope his brain falls out on the street and rolls down a storm drain.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (Tnijr)

175 156
Can of ale raised in honor.



(USN Corpsman who floated off the coast of Vietnam many years ago.)



DLG 31?

Posted by: boynseac at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (Fks5r)

176 158 How is it I can I despise and pity Biden at the same time?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:22 PM (WEBkv)

I'm mostly the same way. Don't know anyone who died of Alz's, but a person's mind turning to soup can't be any good to watch.

Yeah, he's a piece of shit. Yeah, brain meltdown also sucks a lot and what his family and handlers are doing with him is despicable. Both can be true.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:26 PM (BAsqb)

159 How is it I can I despise and pity Biden at the same time?
Posted by: blake


Because you're a good person. You can separate his crap behavior from a doddering old man.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 08:27 PM (/tG8l)


------------

They may call us deplorable, but we are still humans with a conscience. More than can be said for Doc-Tor Jill Biden.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (sy5kK)

177 I wish people would stop mistaking Memorial Day for Veterans Day.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (C1Lsn)

178 >>> 90 Never mind then.

'Rons. Ettes. Please raise a glass for my Great Uncle. He was a good man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)

Done.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (0ReGO)

179 >>>Because you're a good person. You can separate his crap behavior from a doddering old man.



The bigger problem here is Doctor Jill. She is enabling this instead of escorting him off the stage. Woman is power hungry, and likely thinks she'll have a hand in running things if he wins.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (VWp7G)

180 And you're confused; but, mostly just totally confused.
Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 08:29 PM (kp35W)
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Well, that's sort of a given.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:31 PM (WEBkv)

181 This Kayleigh McEnany is something else. The best yet and that says something considering Ms. Huckabee.

Hope she sticks around to verbally bitch-slap presstitutes for a long while.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 22, 2020 08:31 PM (z79tQ)

182

Memorial Day used to be Decoration Day.

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 22, 2020 08:31 PM (d6DSt)

183 Helena and SMH.......

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 22, 2020 08:31 PM (/UQ/R)

184 168 Blue collar Joe earned $11 million last year.
_LEGITIMATELY


Woulda been more but the Yuan exchange rate sucked

Posted by: Scranton Joe at May 22, 2020 08:31 PM (GLtAj)

185 122 Just north of me, in the small town of Lenox MA

there is a plethora of high dollar old folks homes

where rich NYC peeps house their elders

weird but their is not much of a problem there

can't figure it out
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:19 PM (UUUON

Does MA have a better estate tax deal than NYS and NYC? That could be it.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 22, 2020 08:32 PM (kapIh)

186 174 Sympathy for a Democrat leader?

Uh, no, the Stones song is correctly named "Sympathy for the Devil."

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:32 PM (sy5kK)

187 Whether he says Beat Joe Biden or Be Joe Biden isn't the point. He looks like a lost old man. He reminds me of Muhammed Ali in the later years when he would try and be the Ali of old. It was painful to watch. It was obvious his mind was oatmeal yet no one would say anything.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at May 22, 2020 08:32 PM (O6DoG)

188 I suppose I should feel sorry for Peolsi too?

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 08:32 PM (Tnijr)

189 The bigger problem here is Doctor Jill. She is enabling this instead of escorting him off the stage. Woman is power hungry, and likely thinks she'll have a hand in running things if he wins.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (VWp7G)
------------

Yeah, there's that.

She might, in her own way, be even more ruthless than Hillary.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (WEBkv)

190 Joe belongs in a nursing home. Maybe one of Cuomo's.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (ZbwAu)

191 >>>The best yet and that says something considering Ms. Huckabee.



I loved Sarah Huckabee, but Kayleigh is awesome. We need a photo of her standing atop a pile of skulls, like Conan.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (VWp7G)

192 DLG 31?
Posted by: boynseac

--

2 tours on Aircraft Carriers.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (kp35W)

193 >>This Kayleigh McEnany is something else. The best yet and that says something considering Ms. Huckabee


I hope she dresses up like a HS Lacrosse player for at least one presser before she quits.

Plaid Skirt, Knee Socks, Ponytail...the whole 9 yards.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (d8INF)

194 I suppose I should feel sorry for Peolsi too?
Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 08:32 PM (Tnijr)

No.

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:34 PM (BAsqb)

195 'Rons. Ettes. Please raise a glass for my Great Uncle. He was a good man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)


Glass raised, toast drank.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 08:34 PM (posnU)

196 If I were a rabidly Democrat tv journalist, I would be afraid to interview Biden. How could I stop this guy from imploding even with pre-arranged softball questions?

Posted by: philippians at May 22, 2020 08:34 PM (FsgBK)

197 Every, and I mean every, failed Dem candidate for president is thinking, "how did I lose to this guy?"

Posted by: Guam tipper at May 22, 2020 08:34 PM (FsgBK)

198
I am going to beat that Joe Biden like I'm his daddy.

-Joe Biden



Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)

199 188 I suppose I should feel sorry for Peolsi too?
Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 08:32 PM (Tnijr)

It's like I don't even know you people

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:34 PM (UUUON)

200 Did the interviewer on CNBC save Ol Joe like George Stepandfetchitopoulus save Obama with the 'Christian faith' correction?

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 22, 2020 08:35 PM (em1Gj)

201 168 Blue collar Joe earned $11 million last year.
_LEGITIMATELY

But the question remains, how much did he earn...

illegitimately?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 08:35 PM (6wiwL)

202 I listened to a longer clip. It sure sounds like he said "beat", but from the context I think he actually said "be".

But who knows. His brain is like porridge now.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:35 PM (9hauA)

203 Elder abuse.

His "doctor" wife should be ashamed.

*spit*

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 22, 2020 08:35 PM (aden2)

204 >>Every, and I mean every, failed Dem candidate for president is thinking, "how did I lose to this guy?"


Bernie might think that when he is done counting his money.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:35 PM (d8INF)

205 I loved Sarah Huckabee, but Kayleigh is awesome. We need a photo of her standing atop a pile of skulls, like Conan.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (VWp7G)

SKULLS FOR THE SPOKES THRONE

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:35 PM (BAsqb)

206 The bigger problem here is Doctor Jill. She is
enabling this instead of escorting him off the stage. Woman is power
hungry, and likely thinks she'll have a hand in running things if he
wins.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (VWp7G)

------------



Yeah, there's that.



She might, in her own way, be even more ruthless than Hillary.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (WEBkv)

It isn't a state secret that she really, really wants to be FLOTUS.
Senator's wife for decades, then wife of the VP for 8? No wonder.

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 08:36 PM (6j2Bg)

207 "Sympathy for the Devil"

Satan has to be Satan. I can have a little sympathy for that.

Posted by: freaked at May 22, 2020 08:36 PM (Tnijr)

208 >Plaid Skirt, Knee Socks, Ponytail...the whole 9 yards.



don't stop

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 08:36 PM (iTXRQ)

209 Joe's gone so far around the bend, he's starting to tell the truth again.

Posted by: Chief Justice-ish John Roberts, Now Apperaing in at May 22, 2020 08:36 PM (Ndje9)

210
But there it is, Biden so unable to even manage even a simple interview, having to have his staffer step in to tell the interviewer what to do next.

What did she say? I can't make it out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 08:36 PM (aKsyK)

211 de debbil gonna debbil

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 08:36 PM (iTXRQ)

212 If I were a rabidly Democrat tv journalist, I would be afraid to interview Biden. How could I stop this guy from imploding even with pre-arranged softball questions?
Posted by: philippians at May 22, 2020 08:34 PM (FsgBK)

Well, don't do it live. That way you can chop up the tape and make him seem coherent.

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:36 PM (BAsqb)

213 >I'm trying to think of something to do. Like something I even could do.

>>I should definitely do something, though.



Be Joe Biden, Ace.

Be Biden.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2020 08:36 PM (z0XD8)

214 186 174 Sympathy for a Democrat leader?

Uh, no, the Stones song is correctly named "Sympathy for the Devil."


That's what he said.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 08:37 PM (GLtAj)

215 This Kayleigh McEnany is something else. The best yet and that says something considering Ms. Huckabee.
Hope she sticks around to verbally bitch-slap presstitutes for a long while.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 22, 2020 08:31 PM (z79tQ)

How dare she pose "homework" questions for the press gaggle?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 08:37 PM (6wiwL)

216 Memorial Day reminds me of my father in a number of ways. As a long time Commander of a VFW post, my father would take me to the local military cemetery every year to help prepare for the Memorial Day ceremonies the VFW would host. Unfortunately my father subsequently passed away from his own service related disability and was buried in the same cemetery.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 08:37 PM (2DOZq)

217 162 >>Bad Motor Scooter even sounds good on crappy laptop speakers.


Montrose doesn't get enough credit, but that first LP is a monster. Pretty much the only reason to like Sammy Hagar, imo.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:27 PM (B1D8t)


Wait, wut?

I thought that before Sammy Hagar was lead singer for Van Halen, he was a tequila expert, and he owned the town of Cabo Wabo.


And of course there is a recent meme going around of a recent pic of Sammy and Bill Clinton side by side.

Sammy looks vigorous and alive, Bill looks half-dead and white as a ghost.

Both are the same age.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:37 PM (sy5kK)

218 The Left is going insane with hatred over Kayleigh. It brings a big beautiful tear to my eye.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 08:37 PM (t+mAj)

219 I hope she dresses up like a HS Lacrosse player for at least one presser before she quits.

Plaid Skirt, Knee Socks, Ponytail...the whole 9 yards.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (d8INF)
---------------

Helmet and Lacrosse, stick, right?

Scene: Close up of Kayleigh, helmet on podium, Lacross stick over shoulder.

Cut to reporter: "Blah blah blah stupid antagonistic question."

Camera slowly comes back to Kayleigh as she dons helmet, strides out from behind podium, and goes Conan on reporter.

Face to black.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:37 PM (WEBkv)

220 Have a great weekend Ace!!

Thanks for this small island of sanity in this insane world.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 22, 2020 08:37 PM (ylfKf)

221 Thank you guys. It means a lot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:38 PM (A5zUN)

222 On Monday I'm going to read the famous Six Seconds speech about Marines Jonathan Yale and Jordan Haerter who stopped a terrorist truck bomb in Ramadi, and cry, and pray that someday if I'm tested I will also hold fast.

I'm also going to see if I can hunt down the short film they made about it last year: "The 11th Order"

Posted by: Gem at May 22, 2020 08:38 PM (kIHih)

223 >>I'm trying to think of something to do. Like something I even could do.

>>I should definitely do something, though.



sounding like Travis Bickle there

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 08:38 PM (iTXRQ)

224 >>>I hope she dresses up like a HS Lacrosse player for at least one presser before she quits.

Plaid Skirt, Knee Socks, Ponytail...the whole 9 yards.



Played lacrosse in college and coached high school for 21 years. I wholeheartedly support this bill!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:38 PM (VWp7G)

225 To beat Joe Biden you gotta be Joe Biden.

Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:39 PM (EgshT)

226 If it wasn't for the MSM Dem propaganda machine they would regularly get 5-10% of the vote. Maybe 20% on a good year.

Posted by: Ripley at May 22, 2020 08:39 PM (sGobE)

227 >>I'm trying to think of something to do. Like something I even could do.

>>I should definitely do something, though.



sounding like Travis Bickle there
Posted by: DB- just DB.



hah

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 08:39 PM (Qf83p)

228 Whether he says Beat Joe Biden or Be Joe Biden isn't the point. He looks like a lost old man. He reminds me of Muhammed Ali in the later years when he would try and be the Ali of old. It was painful to watch. It was obvious his mind was oatmeal yet no one would say anything.
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at May 22, 2020 08:32 PM (O6DoG)


Which reminds me...

Cassius Clay is right up there with almost Jane Fonda with some 'Nam vets.
Refused to head the call even when offered a full USO gig.

Contrast Elvis who asked for a 'regular' tour. Brass still protected him and kept him out of the shit.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:40 PM (1g7ch)

229 "To beat Joe Biden you gotta be Joe Biden"

You gotta get inside his head and ramble around in there.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at May 22, 2020 08:40 PM (Tnijr)

230 On Monday I'm going to read the famous Six Seconds speech about Marines Jonathan Yale and Jordan Haerter who stopped a terrorist truck bomb in Ramadi, and cry, and pray that someday if I'm tested I will also hold fast.

I'm also going to see if I can hunt down the short film they made about it last year: "The 11th Order"

Posted by: Gem at May 22, 2020 08:38 PM (kIHih)


Gem, please post that here on Monday!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 08:40 PM (6wiwL)

231 Face to black, fade to black.

One key up on the keyboard...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:40 PM (WEBkv)

232 Done Aetius. And condolences.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 08:40 PM (t+mAj)

233 The bigger problem here is Doctor Jill. She is enabling this instead of escorting him off the stage. Woman is power hungry, and likely thinks she'll have a hand in running things if he wins.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (VWp7G)

Is Doc-Tor Jill the new Hillary?

You know, a ruthless, lying hag that would stab anyone in the back?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:41 PM (sy5kK)

234 And of course there is a recent meme going around of a recent pic of Sammy and Bill Clinton side by side.



Sammy looks vigorous and alive, Bill looks half-dead and white as a ghost.



Both are the same age.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:37 PM (sy5kK)

Bill went vegan.
Look at the Chief Medical Officer for LA County as another example.

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 08:41 PM (6j2Bg)

235 >>> What's the betting odds that Joe doesn't try to debate Trump?
Posted by: Flyguy at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (v30M


A shot of your favorite spirit for every time he says "come on, man!"

Shotgun a beer ever time he says "Look here,".

Posted by: Turn Two at May 22, 2020 08:41 PM (BHYVd)

236 The bigger problem here is Doctor Jill. She is enabling this instead of escorting him off the stage. Woman is power hungry, and likely thinks she'll have a hand in running things if he wins.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:30 PM (VWp7G)
------------

Yeah, there's that.

She might, in her own way, be even more ruthless than Hillary.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:33 PM (WEBkv)



Tired of hearing from Joe about how his wife was killed by a drunk driver.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:42 PM (1g7ch)

237 >>>Is Doc-Tor Jill the new Hillary?

You know, a ruthless, lying hag that would stab anyone in the back?



Have you ever seen Jill and Corn Pop in the same place?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:42 PM (VWp7G)

238 Helmet and Lacrosse, stick, right?


That's lacrosse boys.

Garrett's description is pretty much what they looked like back then, and you don't need the Catholic kink.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 08:42 PM (gd9RK)

239 Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:40 PM (1g7ch

To be fair he took his medicine unlike the draft dodgers who headed to Canada.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 08:43 PM (2DOZq)

240 >>> What's the betting odds that Joe doesn't try to debate Trump?
Posted by: Flyguy at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (v30M

If his handlers let it happen, it'll be completely scripted.

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:43 PM (BAsqb)

241 That Joe Biden is fucking incoherent, bud.

Posted by: Jim Lahey at May 22, 2020 08:43 PM (SfYbS)

242 >>>Garrett's description is pretty much what they looked like back then, and you don't need the Catholic kink.


HS and college women's lacrosse still wear kilts, and with the exception of goalies, most of the college girls are crazy hot.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:43 PM (VWp7G)

243 ELECTION NIGHT: Joe Biden calls Joe Biden to concede, but the line's always busy!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 08:43 PM (oVJmc)

244 Tired of hearing from Joe about how his wife was killed by a drunk driver.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:42 PM (1g7ch)

She wasn't, was she?

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (BAsqb)

245 Oh, ace...in my whine about the videos not playing I should have mentioned that the ones you link in the text do play.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (XxJt1)

246 Hildabeast is in a class all to herself.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (ZCEU2)

247 Yeah - Lacrosse (and Field hockey) girls never had the helmet.

Just the Ponytail, the headband that is bigger than a headband and a mouthguard.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (qHLCi)

248 I'll be spending the weekend trying to process the fact that I've been mistaken all this time about my race and trying to find a new racial home. My world is shattered.

White people have ALL the privilege, but their dancing skills are generally wanting.

What to do? What to do?

Please feel free to pitch your race (or another one) to me. I'll need lots of help and support during this difficult time.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (9hauA)

249 Tired of hearing from Joe about how his wife was killed by a drunk driver.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:42 PM (1g7ch)

She wasn't, was she?
Posted by: Vanya



She was.


She WAS the drunk driver.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (/tG8l)

250 Opportet te discere codice.

Posted by: SPinRHF16 at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (m0U08)

251 Well, later, all.

What a week.

I get to shoot tomorrow!

Garand match, to boot!

Woot!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (WEBkv)

252 I hope she dresses up like a HS Lacrosse player for at least one presser before she quits

But old-school. Wooden sticks are heavier, and she won't be wearing a mouth guard and eye guard.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (GLtAj)

253 >>HS and college women's lacrosse still wear kilts, and with the exception of goalies, most of the college girls are crazy hot.


And the Goalies are Lesbians, so nobody cares. And not the good kind of Lesbian.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (qHLCi)

254 Cassius Clay is right up there with almost Jane Fonda with some 'Nam vets.
Refused to head the call even when offered a full USO gig.



Gave up the best three years of the best boxing career on Earth for his conscience.

So you'd be proud of him if he did USO dances for the Man?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (gd9RK)

255 Joe Biden calls Joe Biden to concede, but the line's always busy!

Dammit, I can never get through to that bastard!

Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (EgshT)

256 I'm watching a ST: Voyager ep and there's Bosch and the dean from The Magicians.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (Dc2NZ)

257 >>Please feel free to pitch your race (or another one) to me. I'll need lots of help and support during this difficult time.


Have you tried being Inuit?

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (qHLCi)

258 She WAS the drunk driver.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (/tG8l)

Wow, I never heard that part. I just remember reading she was in a wreck with a truck and Joe smeared the trucker as being DUI when he wasn't.

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (BAsqb)

259 Garrett's description is pretty much what they looked like back then, and you don't need the Catholic kink.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 08:42 PM (gd9RK)

Lacrosse isn't Catholic; it's Old Dynasty Egypt. What's a lacrosse stick, but an ankh minus its crossbar?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (posnU)

260 50
40 years of Whiskey and Cigarettes (a description used by a buddy in reference to a stripper 25 years ago.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 22, 2020 08:04 PM (A5zUN)
------------------------------
You called?
Oh, wait. I was never a stripper.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (M/9m0)

261 Jim Brown is in two sports hall of fame. Football and Lacrosse.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (2DOZq)

262 Joe biden has put the racism controversy behind him. He said he was just being a wise guy

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (dNzKv)

263 >>>Please feel free to pitch your race (or another one) to me. I'll need lots of help and support during this difficult time.



How about Scandi? They have terrific accents.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (VWp7G)

264
What's the betting odds that Joe doesn't try to debate Trump?
Posted by: Flyguy at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (v30M


A shot of your favorite spirit for every time he says "come on, man!"

Shotgun a beer ever time he says "Look here,".
Posted by: Turn Two at May 22, 2020 08:41 PM (BHYVd)






You'd better have paramedics on speed dial...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (EGyGV)

265 Uh oh.

The dork is flexing.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (Qf83p)

266
Gave up the best three years of the best boxing career on Earth for his conscience.



So you'd be proud of him if he did USO dances for the Man?


It's cool.


Some other American kid who didn't have the fame and juice to say no to his duty took his place.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (2KNZv)

267 249 Tired of hearing from Joe about how his wife was killed by a drunk driver.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:42 PM (1g7ch)

She wasn't, was she?
Posted by: Vanya



She was.


She WAS the drunk driver.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (/tG8l)


So tired of people that can't hold their liquor when they drive.

Posted by: zombie Ted Kennedy at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (sy5kK)

268 I played recreational ice hockey in university. I was the goalie.



*Kicks rock*

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (6j2Bg)

269
Joe Biden is down!

Biden is down!

Joe Biden has beaten Joe Biden!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (z0XD8)

270 To be fair he took his medicine unlike the draft dodgers who headed to Canada.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 08:43 PM (2DOZq)


Oh, I thought he kicked and screamed all the way to the Supreme Court... then took his medicine?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:48 PM (1g7ch)

271 All of us down at the Brattleboror Wonan's Reproductive Health Center think that Flynn guy is guilty for lying about our President of Color. You don't lie to a President of Color because that is just like lying to Jesus ! It is OK to lie about Trump and Bush, but it is a Federal Offense to lie to a President Of Color !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstein from Brattleboro, VT at May 22, 2020 08:48 PM (qM84C)

272 >>Lacrosse isn't Catholic; it's Old Dynasty Egypt.


That's why the Goal is shaped like a Pyramid.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:48 PM (qHLCi)

273 >>>I played recreational ice hockey in university. I was the goalie.



Chicks who play ice hockey are only second to lax chicks, IMO.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:48 PM (VWp7G)

274 Please feel free to pitch your race (or another one) to me. I'll need lots of help and support during this difficult time.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (9hauA)


chique, I never pictured you as the type to transition!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 08:49 PM (6wiwL)

275 >>I played recreational ice hockey in university. I was the goalie.


That's Ice lacrosse.

Totally different sport.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:49 PM (qHLCi)

276 So you'd be proud of him if he did USO dances for the Man?

Especially if he did a buck and wing or shuck and jive while singing 'Mammy'

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 22, 2020 08:49 PM (d6DSt)

277 >>Lacrosse isn't Catholic; it's Old Dynasty Egypt.


That's why the Goal is shaped like a Pyramid.



Goosebumps.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 08:49 PM (Qf83p)

278 I'm watching a ST: Voyager ep and there's Bosch and the dean from The Magicians.


2 part episode. that's a good one.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)

279 The "Biden beats Biden" video has been scrubbed from all platforms already. No longer on twitter, FB or you tube.

Posted by: Cramden at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (8Pmuj)

280 Some other American kid who didn't have the fame and juice to say no to his duty took his place.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (2KNZv)


THIS!!!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (6wiwL)

281 I cannot imagine any circumstance where the campaign allows Joe loose on a stage with Trump. It'd be a suicide mission.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (MVjcR)

282 Lacrosse isn't Catholic;


That's the joke. Catholic is the other way to do schoolgirls in plaid skirts kink.

Are you aware of the interent?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (gd9RK)

283 Joe Biden can't touch me, cuz I am the greatest.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (SfYbS)

284 >>>Are you aware of the interent?


Okay, I giggled.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:51 PM (VWp7G)

285 258 She WAS the drunk driver.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 08:45 PM (/tG8l)

I'd drink too if I as married to Joe

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:51 PM (UUUON)

286 Have you tried being Inuit?

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (qHLCi)

I don't know. I don't know if I can learn all the different types of snow.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:51 PM (9hauA)

287 Our HS Field hockey goalie was tall and very pretty. Can't think of who the lax and hockey goalies were in college, though. Don't think I knew them.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 08:52 PM (GLtAj)

288 ...also, Catholic Schoolgirls are off limits until the Shutdown Orders are lifted.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2020 08:52 PM (qHLCi)

289 Oh, I thought he kicked and screamed all the way to the Supreme Court... then took his medicine?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:48 PM (1g7ch)

Appeals court . He should have been prevented from litigating his claim of being a conscientious objector ?

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 08:52 PM (2DOZq)

290 Btw, Vendette is not built the way Wyatt describes lacrosse goalies.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 08:52 PM (gd9RK)

291 Joe Biden can't touch me, cuz I am the greatest.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (SfYbS)


Senator, I served with Joe Biden, I knew Joe Biden, Joe Biden was a friend of mine. Senator, you are no Joe Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:53 PM (2N7oZ)

292 Gave up the best three years of the best boxing career on Earth for his conscience.

So you'd be proud of him if he did USO dances for the Man?


-----------------------------


Nope, put up there just close enough to Jane Fonda to smell her ass.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:53 PM (1g7ch)

293 >>>Btw, Vendette is not built the way Wyatt describes lacrosse goalies.



As a former player and coach, I demand pics... you know, for research!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:53 PM (VWp7G)

294 Some of my best friends are African Inuits.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at May 22, 2020 08:53 PM (Tnijr)

295 Please feel free to pitch your race (or another one) to me. I'll need lots of help and support during this difficult time.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (9hauA)
-------
I'm sorry, chique! Have you considered Eskimo or Pacific Islander? Wherever you land, we love you!

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 08:53 PM (MVjcR)

296 278 I'm watching a ST: Voyager ep and there's Bosch and the dean from The Magicians.


2 part episode. that's a good one.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)
---
I had Trek Fatigue and missed the last couple seasons. By Season 4 they hit their stride and from then on there have been some really good episodes.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

297 I don't know. I don't know if I can learn all the different types of snow.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:51 PM (9hauA)

Just don't eat the yellow stuff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 08:54 PM (posnU)

298 Joe Biden's first wife was killed in an auto accident, but it wasn't a drunk driver. His unnecessary author's flourish has had the family of the guy driving the other vehicle petitioning him to stop saying it, IIRC.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2020 08:54 PM (LxTcq)

299 Chique,

Have you considered South Korean? Do you think you like kimchee?

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 08:55 PM (JKNZq)

300 Chique, maybe Phoenician? Nobody knows who they were so no one can deny you.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 08:55 PM (gd9RK)

301 Please feel free to pitch your race (or another one) to me. I'll need lots of help and support during this difficult time.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself

I've heard good things about been Slav. Are you stocked up on bay leaves?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at May 22, 2020 08:55 PM (SfYbS)

302 Btw, Vendette is not built the way Wyatt describes lacrosse goalies.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 08:52 PM (gd9RK)

Because it was rec hockey, all of the equipment I used was meant for men. As in it was waaaay too big.

And my hands smelled for a good day afterwards because the gloves never really dried out between uses.

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 08:56 PM (6j2Bg)

303 281 I cannot imagine any circumstance where the campaign allows Joe loose on a stage with Trump. It'd be a suicide mission.
Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 08:50 PM (MVjcR)


Just maybe, Weasel, that IS the mission.

Nothing makes much sense any more.

I remember when Democrats were still Americans.

And that wasn't that long ago.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 08:56 PM (sy5kK)

304 Just proves Joey Bidet has been stuffed and a word salad generator installed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 08:56 PM (obJMT)

305 Joe Biden's first wife was killed in an auto accident, but it wasn't a drunk driver. His unnecessary author's flourish has had the family of the guy driving the other vehicle petitioning him to stop saying it, IIRC.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2020 08:54 PM (LxTcq)


Besmirching a mere peasant?
Can't see the problem here!

Posted by: Sleepy Joe Bribem at May 22, 2020 08:56 PM (6wiwL)

306 His unnecessary author's flourish has had the family of the guy driving the other vehicle petitioning him to stop saying it, IIRC.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2020 08:54 PM (LxTcq)

The think that petitioning a Democrat to stop lying is going to work?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (posnU)

307 chique, I bestow the race of Texan on you. No other color than what runs in your veins.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (g/u4p)

308 Better turn this off before the ONT shows up
Good night all, sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite.

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (ZCEU2)

309 Senator, I served with Joe Biden, I knew Joe Biden, Joe Biden was a friend of mine. Senator, you are no Joe Biden.
Posted by: Joe Biden

I remember when that dick Senator from Texas Lloyd Bentson said that to Dan Quayle. Quayle responded, " that was uncalled for" to a smattering of applause.

Dan Quayle. All you need to know about the Republican Party even today.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (VNfwt)

310 Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (9hauA)

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Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (BAsqb)

311 Between the rapin and the racism, what exactly will Biden say next? Pull my finger?

---

That needs to be the next tee shirt

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (7ZQe3)

312 Joe Biden's first wife was killed in an auto
accident, but it wasn't a drunk driver. His unnecessary author's
flourish has had the family of the guy driving the other vehicle
petitioning him to stop saying it, IIRC.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2020 08:54 PM (LxTcq)

That is true. The driver himself as well.

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (6j2Bg)

313 Chique, I think you should identify as Viking.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

314
Please feel free to pitch your race (or another one) to me. I'll need lots of help and support during this difficult time.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (9hauA)

You should be Jewish! Then everyone will subtly discriminate against you but you will be considered super smart and sexy. ( I added the sexy part because I like to think I am.)

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (QzF6i)

315 Posted earlier today in the "Biden says you ain't black" thread. He's getting desperate for an intervention and escalating at a rapid rate:

I tried blinking in Morse code, but everyone thought I was having a stroke. I deliberately flubbed in all the debates, and the media covered for me. I told Tara to tell her story, and the Dem still accept me.

My handlers hurt me in private and force me to dance like a monkey in the hopes that they'll have power if I'm elected!!!! Please help!
Posted by: Joe Biden briefly escaping his captors at May 22, 2020 01:23 PM

Posted by: Post earlier today in the Biden says you ain't black thread at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (6K3U5)

316 Chique
Consider Filipina. Everyone likes Filipinas.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (n2Iei)

317 Let me tell you something, Mean Gene...
When Joe Biden steps inside that steel cage with me at Madison Square Garden, he's not going to have his Ukrainian punk friends to help him out!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (SfYbS)

318

Voyager? With Captain 4 Packaday?

Yuck

Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (d6DSt)

319 Appeals court . He should have been prevented from litigating his claim of being a conscientious objector ?

-----------------

Apologies. I heard on the internet that he refused the draft and took his medicine like a real man.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (1g7ch)

320 I'm sure CNBC would just as quickly enforce copyright strikes against YouTube channels for uploading that video if it was Trump saying he was ready to beat Trump. Positive of it. Yep.

Posted by: Cramden at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (8Pmuj)

321 Oh plus, Chique, as a Viking-American you can be the first governor of our next state, Greenland!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

322 I remember when Democrats were still Americans.
And that wasn't that long ago.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

It doesn't seem like it's been that way since Nixon ran.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (VNfwt)

323 298 Joe Biden's first wife was killed in an auto accident, but it wasn't a drunk driver. His unnecessary author's flourish has had the family of the guy driving the other vehicle petitioning him to stop saying it, IIRC.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 22, 2020 08:54 PM (LxTcq)

the reports are that it occurred on a four lane road with like 50 mph speed limit

she tried to cross the road and got hit.

Knowing Joe as we do, it was probably suicide

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (UUUON)

324 >>>And my hands smelled for a good day afterwards because the gloves never really dried out between uses.


I played ice hockey in a men's league for 15 years. The gloves always smelled like death, but the equipment bag was much, much, worse. I left it outside overnight to air it out.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (VWp7G)

325 Chique,

Have you considered South Korean? Do you think you like kimchee?
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 08:55 PM (JKNZq)

Yes, Kimchee and other Korean food. But I'm not sure I'd exactly be welcomed.

Chinese people were kicking Africans out of businesses and their homes, so they are definitely 9ut.(Although I ain't black, I'm still African. Sigh. )

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (9hauA)

326 Also, if things get really bad you can emigrate to Israel.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (QzF6i)

327 I guess I must have met the only evil Filipina.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (Qf83p)

328 Capt. Janeway - a face for radio and a voice for print.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 09:00 PM (obJMT)

329 chique, I bestow the race of Texan on you. No other color than what runs in your veins.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (g/u4p)


Bravo, Ben Had solves the problem!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:00 PM (6wiwL)

330 Everyone likes Filipinas.


As ever, pictures would help.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:00 PM (gd9RK)

331 Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (BAsqb)

Ok, that was better than we deserved, but thanks anyway.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 09:00 PM (sy5kK)

332 Who the hell is Joe Biden?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 09:00 PM (GLtAj)

333 Apologies. I heard on the internet that he refused the draft and took his medicine like a real man.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (1g7ch)

Don't be mad bro.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 09:01 PM (2DOZq)

334 321 Oh plus, Chique, as a Viking-American you can be the first governor of our next state, Greenland!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
------
Viking-American is badass!

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 09:01 PM (MVjcR)

335 I played ice hockey in a men's league for 15 years.
The gloves always smelled like death, but the equipment bag was much,
much, worse. I left it outside overnight to air it out.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (VWp7G)

If you haven't seen this before, you will laugh in understanding:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Vf-uazeAA

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:01 PM (6j2Bg)

336 Oh plus, Chique, as a Viking-American you can be the first governor of our next state, Greenland!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

I declare this the best pitch so far.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 09:01 PM (9hauA)

337 332 Who the hell is Joe Biden?
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 09:00 PM (GLtAj)

the guy you're going to beat

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 09:02 PM (UUUON)

338 >>>If you haven't seen this before, you will laugh in understanding:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6Vf-uazeAA



Wow, that is just perfect! Especially the birds dropping from trees.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:02 PM (VWp7G)

339 310 Very Clever

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:02 PM (QzF6i)

340 chique, I bestow the race of Texan on you. No other color than what runs in your veins.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (g/u4p)


Very appealing, but I think Eris still has the edge.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 09:03 PM (9hauA)

341 Yogi Berra on Joey Bidet - what a palooka.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 09:03 PM (obJMT)

342 The African Viking Queen of Greenland does have a ring to it.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 09:03 PM (Qf83p)

343 I played ice hockey in a men's league for 15 years. The gloves always smelled like death, but the equipment bag was much, much, worse. I left it outside overnight to air it out.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (VWp7G)

I have a bag of equipment in my garage now that has probably had a few gallons of Lysol and Febreeze applied that had little or no effect.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 09:03 PM (2DOZq)

344 Chique, you can be from Kazakhstan! Is nice!

Posted by: Borat at May 22, 2020 09:03 PM (dOV9E)

345 That other Biden is a lying, dog faced pony soldier.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (QzkSJ)

346 Viking shield maiden. Wow, can I join? I'm only 5 ft tall though so wouldn't be a very imposing Viking.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (QzF6i)

347 I guess I was the only one who found Capt. Janeway sexy in that "strick teacher who will keep you after class for extra lessons" kinda way.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (SfYbS)

348 >>>I have a bag of equipment in my garage now that has probably had a few gallons of Lysol and Febreeze applied that had little or no effect.



Two sons play lacrosse now. Youngest son and daughter do Krav Maga. Daughter's bag is by far the worst. My ginger darling sweats entirely too much.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (VWp7G)

349 (Although I ain't black, I'm still African. Sigh. )
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:59 PM (9hauA)

So you're from South Africa? Like Charlize Theron?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (NWiLs)

350 Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 08:57 PM (BAsqb)

LOL

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (9hauA)

351 Can you believe the Bidenistas on twatter are trying to say it's obvious Joe said "I'm going to BE Joe Biden", not beat?

Oh yeah, that's miles better. Because he's obviously somebody/something else right now. Like an astronaut or a spatula.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (8B6Ng)

352 Chique, you can be from Kazakhstan! Is nice!
Posted by: Borat

Luxury!

Be from Yorkshire!

Posted by: Yorkshireman at May 22, 2020 09:05 PM (VNfwt)

353 Wow, that is just perfect! Especially the birds dropping from trees.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:02 PM (VWp7G)

Heh! I had never seen that. It was great.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:05 PM (posnU)

354 I never understood how Cassius Clay could claim conscientious objector status. Isn't our military full of Muslims?

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:05 PM (XxJt1)

355 >>>So you're from South Africa? Like Charlize Theron?


Diplomatic immunity!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:05 PM (VWp7G)

356 Walk like an Egyptian.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 09:05 PM (aKsyK)

357 Sharon, your perfect for the low guard.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (g/u4p)

358 346 Viking shield maiden. Wow, can I join? I'm only 5 ft tall though so wouldn't be a very imposing Viking.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (QzF6i)

We need mead wenches too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)

359 Jim Brown is in two sports hall of fame. Football and Lacrosse.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 08:46 PM (2DOZq)
*******
How Bout Women Tossing ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (D+Gnv)

360 346 Viking shield maiden. Wow, can I join? I'm only 5 ft tall though so wouldn't be a very imposing Viking.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (QzF6i)


That's not the one where you have to cut one of your gazongas off to be a better archer, is it?

Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (dOV9E)

361 That's not the one where you have to cut one of your gazongas off to be a better archer, is it?
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (dOV9E)

That was the Amazons.

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (BAsqb)

362 Uh oh.

The dork is flexing.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 08:47 PM (Qf83p)


*checks web cam*

whew!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (z79tQ)

363 The gloves always smelled like death, but the equipment bag was much worse.

*******

Growing up in a household with a tight budget (read poorer), as a kid I always got stuff 2nd, 3rd, 4th hand. My goalie equipment came pre-stanked and had to keep it in the garage.

Posted by: Cramden at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (8Pmuj)

364 The African Viking Queen of Greenland does have a ring to it.
Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2020 09:03 PM (Qf83p)

Stolen

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (9hauA)

365 336 Oh plus, Chique, as a Viking-American you can be the first governor of our next state, Greenland!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

I declare this the best pitch so far.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 09:01 PM (9hauA)


WTF, chique?

Is this like a racial Shark Tank?


Whatever you do, DON'T take the licensing deal from Mr. Wonderful!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (sy5kK)

366 Fox News Anchor Chris Wallace said despite
President Donald Trump's warnings of fraud during mail-in voting, there
has been "no history of fraud at all."

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 07:55 PM (D+Gnv)


On the local conservative radio station they have this pillow biter who reads the news in the afternoon and evenings and I don't know who writes the copy but it's like listening to MSNBC which is what you want to hear when you're listening to conservative talk radio. Yesterday the lisper mentioned the Trump warning of voter fraud and then added, Although he presented no evidence for his claim. The little ponce is always making editorial comments like that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (KKvzG)

367 That's not the one where you have to cut one of your gazongas off to be a better archer, is it?
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (dOV9E

That would be the Amazons.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (n2Iei)

368 Isn't our military full of Muslims?
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:05 PM (XxJt1)

Not to my knowledge.

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (BAsqb)

369 No one wants to be from Yorkshire,.,

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (obJMT)

370 We need mead wenches too.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (NWiLs)
Maybe a saucy mead wench......

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (QzF6i)

371 That was the Amazons.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (BAsqb)

Amazon Prime has to lop off both.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (posnU)

372 Maybe a saucy mead wench......
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (QzF6i)

Best kind.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (NWiLs)

373 Twitter defenders saying he said, "I'm going to BE Joe Biden."
Sorry, that does t even make sense. Talk about lying eyes and ears.

Posted by: Hazchic at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (95jRw)

374 Maybe a saucy mead wench......

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (QzF6i)


You're hired!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (6wiwL)

375 361 That's not the one where you have to cut one of your gazongas off to be a better archer, is it?
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (dOV9E)

That was the Amazons.
Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (BAsqb)


Oh. I knew I should stop ordering so much stuff from them.

Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (dOV9E)

376 369 No one wants to be from Yorkshire,.,
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (obJMT)

Sumbitches don't know what pudding actually is.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (NWiLs)

377 Who the hell is Joe Biden?
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 09:00 PM (GLtAj)

the guy you're going to beat
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 09:02 PM (UUUON)

They told me he is unbeatable !

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (zr5Kq)

378 >>>No one wants to be from Yorkshire,.,


It's the pudding, isn't it?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (VWp7G)

379 Grønland Røcks!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

380 361
That's not the one where you have to cut one of your gazongas off to be a better archer, is it?

Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (dOV9E)



That was the Amazons.

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:06 PM (BAsqb)

Phew. Had me worried there for a minute. Thanks Vanya.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (QzF6i)

381 As usual Bandersnatch is confused, Ali was indeed the greatest boxer of all time but he was not a classic CO - he refused to fight, or even serve due to Islam. Like or loathe Vietnam he wa among the first to put being a Muslim ahead of being American. Even you can't square that circle.

Posted by: Heart of Darkness at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (nFRLh)

382 Well it is off-pudding...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 09:09 PM (obJMT)

383 It's the pudding, isn't it?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (VWp7G)

Yorkshire Pudding is great.

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:09 PM (BAsqb)

384 Maybe a saucy mead wench......
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (QzF6i)

Best kind.
Posted by: Insomniac


Considering Oktoberfest is cancelled this year.


*dirndl-based Sadz*

Posted by: Ein Mikloshaus at May 22, 2020 09:09 PM (QzkSJ)

385 Two sons play lacrosse now. Youngest son and
daughter do Krav Maga. Daughter's bag is by far the worst. My ginger
darling sweats entirely too much.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:04 PM (VWp7G)


For stench get yourself a little ozone generator for $60-80. If you live in CA, you need to ship to a friend in another state and have them send it to you. I just lent mine to a realtor friend to get rid of the cat-piss in a listing he's got. I had some tenants smoke (a lot) in my townhouse against the lease. Even after replacing the carpet it was unbearable - the walls in the master bath were yellow. I had ServePro quote me $2700 to take care of it.

I got a friend to ship me the ozone generator from TX. Ran it for an evening, and the smoke stench was completely, 100% gone. It oxidizes any organic material - which is why you can't be in the same room when it's running. Stick the clothes or offending articles in a closet or garage with the generator running overnight, air it out and your problem is solved. Wish I'd have gotten one years ago - would have saved a fortune on fabreze etc, and pressure washing stanky properties.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 09:09 PM (8B6Ng)

386 No one wants to be from Yorkshire,.,

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (obJMT)


No everyone wants to be from Yorkshire, far far from Yorkshire!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (6wiwL)

387 It will be great sport watching the media defend Senile Joe. There has to be a drinking game that can be built around it.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (n2Iei)

388 Sumbitches don't know what pudding actually is.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (NWiLs)

I always wondered how they could make such tasty buns from those yappy little dogs.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (posnU)

389 >>>Well it is off-pudding...



That is so bad... but I still giggled.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (VWp7G)

390 Left Coast Dawg,
I used to live in Stabler, up past Carson. Then I moved to the flat lands. I haven't been up there in years. Thought it might be a good time for a trip.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (JKNZq)

391 It's over. The lovely and delightful All Hail Eris has won and my weekend has been saved.

Please see my nic for my new race and office.

Thank you all for playing.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (9hauA)

392 I always wondered how they could make such tasty buns from those yappy little dogs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (posnU)

We have many recipes.

Posted by: Korea at May 22, 2020 09:11 PM (BAsqb)

393 >>>For stench get yourself a little ozone generator for $60-80. If you live in CA, you need to ship to a friend in another state and have them send it to you.


I'll take a look. Thanks. Seriously,

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 22, 2020 09:11 PM (VWp7G)

394 Luxury!

Be from Yorkshire!
Posted by: Yorkshireman

Nonsense. Be from Kensington.
There are several advantages to being a toff: inherited wealth, day drinking, the accent makes Americans assume you're smart, unearned superiority...

Posted by: Nigel Smith-Smythe-Smith at May 22, 2020 09:11 PM (SfYbS)

395 *preens*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 09:11 PM (Dc2NZ)

396 Twitter defenders saying he said, "I'm going to BE Joe Biden."

Sorry, that does t even make sense. Talk about lying eyes and ears.

Posted by: Hazchic at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (95jRw)

It's really sad watching these people tie themselves into pretzels trying to bail out Joe. No it doesn't make sense. Plus, he clearly says "beat."
Dude is toast. Couldn't happen to a better asshole. Well, yes it could, but he'll do.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 09:12 PM (8B6Ng)

397 Grønland Røcks!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 09:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

I had a nice fuzzy orange helicopter hat from a helicopter service in Greenland. It had pull-down ear flaps like an Elmer Fudd cap. Lost it, dammit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:12 PM (posnU)

398 It will be great sport watching the media defend Senile Joe. There has to be a drinking game that can be built around it.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (n2Iei)

"That wasn't drool! He was spitting on the floor to show contempt!"

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:12 PM (BAsqb)

399 No everyone wants to be from Yorkshire, far far from Yorkshire!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Terence, that is stupid stuff.

Posted by: Miklos, a Shropshire Lad at May 22, 2020 09:13 PM (QzkSJ)

400 Apologies. I heard on the internet that he refused the draft and took his medicine like a real man.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 08:58 PM (1g7ch)

Don't be mad bro.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 09:01 PM (2DO

Sorry I didn't realize I was coming into previous commenter discussion that may have gave more credit to Ali than deserved. I thought I was somewhere in the middle.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 09:13 PM (2DOZq)

401 My dad had an old 60's Skidoo when I was a kid and that seat had gotten wet, never quite dried, got wet, never quite dried....for so many seasons in MI that it was no longer fun to ride and try to breathe at the same time.

Posted by: Savannah at May 22, 2020 09:13 PM (8Pmuj)

402 Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 09:09 PM (8B6Ng)

Friend is a contractor and uses them for just this purpose, but he uses a timer on them so they have been turned off for a couple of hours when he comes in the morning to air the place out!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:13 PM (6wiwL)

403 "We all have our darker side. We need it! It's half of what we are. It's not really ugly. It's Human."

-- Joe Biden

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 22, 2020 09:14 PM (vuisn)

404 Catherine Herridge @CBS_Herridge
1h
WATCH: FBI Director Wray orders internal review of #Flynn investigation. On 5/7 @CBSNews exclusive, AG Barr said of Wray "we work very well together. And I think both of us know that we have to step up. That it's very important to restore the American people's confidence."
********
someone get the fire Extinguishers

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 09:14 PM (D+Gnv)

405 Chique I'd go with 'Easter Islander'.
You'd get to through Easter in their faces over and over.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 09:14 PM (kp35W)

406 Capt. Janeway - a face for radio and a voice for print.

otterface

Posted by: Gropin' Uncle Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 09:14 PM (EgshT)

407 I have also seen Greenland from a plane so it's just perfect. Super excited about my new race!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:15 PM (9hauA)

408 Nonsense. Be from Kensington.
There are several advantages to being a toff: inherited wealth, day drinking, the accent makes Americans assume you're smart, unearned superiority...
Posted by: Nigel Smith-Smythe-Smith

Sod off, ya posh Southern bastard!

Posted by: Yorkshireman at May 22, 2020 09:15 PM (VNfwt)

409 >>It will be great sport watching the media defend Senile Joe. There has to be a drinking game that can be built around it.

Would this involve prune juice or Geritol?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 22, 2020 09:15 PM (vuisn)

410 409 >>It will be great sport watching the media defend Senile Joe. There has to be a drinking game that can be built around it.

Would this involve prune juice or Geritol?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 22, 2020 09:15 PM (vuisn)

Never mix drinking and pills.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:15 PM (NWiLs)

411 Please see my nic for my new race and office.


The One they call "Black Ice"

Posted by: Miklos, by your Grace at May 22, 2020 09:16 PM (QzkSJ)

412 I love how Biden's boasting his 40-year record. "I've spent 40 years effing up this country. Vote for me! Wait, don't vote for me."

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 22, 2020 09:16 PM (O+I8R)

413 It's over. The lovely and delightful All Hail Eris has won and my weekend has been saved.

Please see my nic for my new race and office.

Thank you all for playing.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (9hauA)


In celebration is it lute fish and fermented shark?
And Akvavit, lot's of akvavit. Then eat.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 09:16 PM (1g7ch)

414 What's senility if your willing to vote for a rapist devoured of babies.

Vote blue no matter who!

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:17 PM (9hauA)

415 I have also seen Greenland from a plane so it's just perfect. Super excited about my new race!
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:15 PM (9hauA)

You can add your whale recipe to the next edition of the AOS Cookbook.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:17 PM (posnU)

416 391
It's over. The lovely and delightful All Hail Eris has won and my weekend has been saved.



Please see my nic for my new race and office.



Thank you all for playing.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that
Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:10 PM (9hauA)

Gee, I was just thinking about changing my nic to Saucy Mead Wench. Yours sounds a lot more classy.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:17 PM (QzF6i)

417 *devourer*

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:17 PM (9hauA)

418 Never mix drinking and pills.
Posted by: Insomniac


Try telling that to Sissy and Bobby.

Posted by: Lawrence Welk, and a one-a at May 22, 2020 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)

419 I never understood how Cassius Clay could claim conscientious objector status. Isn't our military full of Muslims?


Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:05 PM (XxJt1)


You're thinking of the CIA.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (2N7oZ)

420 Insom, from your commenting prowess, I take it you had a good day at work, yes?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (6wiwL)

421 In celebration is it lute fish and fermented shark?
And Akvavit, lot's of akvavit. Then eat.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 09:16 PM (1g7ch)

Lutefisk is Swedish. The fermented thing is Icelandic - hakarl.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

422 Breaking News

FBI internal revue is complete

everything is A-1, hunky dorry

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (UUUON)

423 I'm trying to think of something to do. Like something I even could do.

****

Go shoot some guns. I recommend a nice relaxing day of trap shooting and BBQ ribs. Lots of trap ranges will rent you a shot gun.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (h1jJh)

424 Ice hockey goalies?

Yeah. I'm one of those.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (T8HPM)

425 You can add your whale recipe to the next edition of the AOS Cookbook.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:17 PM (posnU

Locate beached whale....

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (9hauA)

426 Is saying "I am considering a black vp" the political equivalent of "I have black friends"?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 09:19 PM (dNzKv)

427 420 Insom, from your commenting prowess, I take it you had a good day at work, yes?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (6wiwL)

I did, and I didn't even have to leave the house to do it! Oh wait...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:19 PM (NWiLs)

428 Chique, you also get this lovely narwhal tusk throne!

https://tinyurl.com/pfu8dle

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 09:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

429 423 I'm trying to think of something to do. Like something I even could do.

****

Go shoot some guns. I recommend a nice relaxing day of trap shooting and BBQ ribs. Lots of trap ranges will rent you a shot gun.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (h1jJh)

Does Times Square have hookers anymore?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:20 PM (NWiLs)

430 426 Is saying "I am considering a black vp" the political equivalent of "I have black friends"?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 09:19 PM (dNzKv)

It'll be hilarious if he goes and picks Klobuchar.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:20 PM (9hauA)

431 300 Chique, maybe Phoenician? Nobody knows who they were so no one can deny you.

Be one of the Sea Peoples! The mysterious pirates of old!

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at May 22, 2020 09:21 PM (O6DoG)

432 Is saying "I am considering a black vp" the political equivalent of "I have black friends"?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 09:19 PM (dNzKv)


Plus mine are all articulate, bright and clean.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 09:21 PM (2N7oZ)

433 428 Chique, you also get this lovely narwhal tusk throne!

https://tinyurl.com/pfu8dle

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 09:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

Obligatory:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 22, 2020 09:21 PM (NWiLs)

434 368
Isn't our military full of Muslims?

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:05 PM (XxJt1)



Not to my knowledge.

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:07 PM (BAsqb)



Then who are those people shooting up our bases?

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:21 PM (XxJt1)

435 If you try to cook a whale you will spend all day blubbering.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 09:22 PM (Fc5rx)

436 Forty years of stealing, grifting and molesting.

Enough is enough.

Somebody put this old bastard out of his misery.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2020 09:22 PM (Z+IKu)

437 Narwhal is the unicorn of the sea.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 09:23 PM (Fc5rx)

438 25 I'm going to load up the dogs and drive out for a picnic somewhere. Might go up in the woods above Carson.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (JKNZq


Most people load up fried chicken and sandwiches. I won't judge you.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 22, 2020 09:23 PM (Vy7tf)

439 WATCH: FBI Director Wray orders internal review of #Flynn investigation. On 5/7 @CBSNews exclusive, AG Barr said of Wray "we work very well together. And I think both of us know that we have to step up. That it's very important to restore the American people's confidence."
********
someone get the fire Extinguishers
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 09:14 PM (D+Gnv)


So the third way will win - Sure the FBI / DoJ / IC / DoS / DoD tried to subvert the Constitution... if anybody finds out it will be the end of the country as we know it. so we must... restore confidence... by sweeping it all under the rug.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 09:23 PM (1g7ch)

440
Then who are those people shooting up our bases?
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:21 PM (XxJt1)

The guys in December were IIRC Saudis. Hassan and the guy during OIF =/= 'full of Muslims'.

Posted by: Vanya at May 22, 2020 09:23 PM (BAsqb)

441 Breaking News
FBI internal revue is complete
everything is A-1, hunky dorry
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (UUUON)


Although minor mistakes were made, our enhanced review processes will ensure that we never get caught again this never happens again!

Posted by: You can call me Wray - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (6wiwL)

442 Locate beached whale....
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (9hauA)

Oh, the Greenlanders hunt whales, mostly the small ones, like pilot whales and belugas. When I was there, the whale hunters sold some meat to the camp cook (actually a European-trained chef with great skill), and he cooked it up for us. I ate some, and thought it was beef liver, and went back for more.
Some guy, "You know what you are eating?" Me, "Tastes like beef liver, I like liver." Him, "It's whale." Me, "That's cool. It's yummy." Takes another slab.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (posnU)

443 I listened to a longer clip. It sure sounds like he said "beat", but from the context I think he actually said "be".

Nah. I listened and I could clearly hear the "t".

He's senile.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (ZSK0i)

444 Chique, you also get this lovely narwhal tusk throne!

https://tinyurl.com/pfu8dle

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 09:19 PM (Dc2NZ)

Epic

And as the Viking ruler of Greenland, I get to be white *and* lord it over all those minorities, just like your typical white leftist. The best of all worlds! (See Biden, Joseph Creepy. )

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (9hauA)

445 From the AJC


Two Dacula children attacked by rabid fox

with a picture of a young raccoon, looking a little forlorn

I don't know how to link the article but it's funny

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (UUUON)

446 "I'm Joe Biden and if you don't vote for me, well dammit, then I guess you're just not Joe Biden!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 22, 2020 09:25 PM (L2ZTs)

447 Would this involve prune juice or Geritol?
Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 22, 2020 09:15 PM (vuisn)



Prune Juice and Jagermeister.

By the end of the debate you'll be puking out both ends.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 22, 2020 09:25 PM (1g7ch)

448 Then who are those people shooting up our bases?
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:21 PM (XxJt1)


We may never know the true reasons for these tragic events...

and please do not ask for access to our offshore accounts!

Posted by: You can call me Wray - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:26 PM (6wiwL)

449 Nah. I listened and I could clearly hear the "t".

He's senile.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (ZSK0i)

Definitely sounds like "beat" but "be" makes sense in context. Which is a problem no matter how you slice it.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (9hauA)

450 It'll dawn on them eventually that they're not up against Romney or Ryan.

https://www.youaintblack.com/

Posted by: Harlock at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (selIv)

451 Im considering many black females as Vp

Would you say you have binders full?

I have binders full of black women.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (dNzKv)

452 I love how Biden's boasting his 40-year record. "I've spent 40 years effing up this country. Vote for me! Wait, don't vote for me."
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 22, 2020 09:16 PM (O+I8R)

Biden's had 40 years to warm up- now he's ready to unleash his super Biden-plan!

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

453
Joe will be kissing guys and handing out cigars to babies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (mht8P)

454 To no one's surprise, whale sushi is actually a thing.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (vuisn)

455 Then who are those people shooting up our bases?


Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:21 PM (XxJt1)


Immigrants enriching our culture.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (2N7oZ)

456 And as the Viking ruler of Greenland, I get to be white *and* lord it over all those minorities, just like your typical white leftist. The best of all worlds! (See Biden, Joseph Creepy. )

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (9hauA)


I think Eris has helped to create a monster!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (6wiwL)

457 Her Majesty African Viking Queen of Greenland chique

A little information about your new kingdom.

https://tinyurl.com/y8wm9y3l

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 09:28 PM (2KNZv)

458 Immigrants enriching our culture.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (2N7oZ)


Strength through diversity!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:29 PM (6wiwL)

459 The DNC can't just choose a white woman for VP. They lost the "woman" debate the moment they nominated Gropey. They've so much as admitted it.

So it has to be a woman "of color". Take it to the bank, deposit it, get your return.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:29 PM (t+mAj)

460 Locate beached whale....
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (9hauA)

Oh, the Greenlanders hunt whales, mostly the small ones, like pilot whales and belugas. When I was there, the whale hunters sold some meat to the camp cook (actually a European-trained chef with great skill), and he cooked it up for us. I ate some, and thought it was beef liver, and went back for more.
Some guy, "You know what you are eating?" Me, "Tastes like beef liver, I like liver." Him, "It's whale." Me, "That's cool. It's yummy." Takes another slab.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (posnU)

You asked for my recipe. That's what you got, LOL.

Sounds yummy though.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:29 PM (9hauA)

461 Hilarious how the Media Matters guy responded to the tweet claiming Biden said he was going to "be Joe Biden." Like that makes any more sense...

Posted by: Liberty at May 22, 2020 09:29 PM (Cg3kj)

462 And as the Viking ruler of Greenland, I get to be white *and* lord it over all those minorities, just like your typical white leftist. The best of all worlds! (See Biden, Joseph Creepy. )
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:24 PM (9hauA)
---
But you'll feel a kinship with black people!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 22, 2020 09:30 PM (Dc2NZ)

463 It is going to be tank. They just need a few more weeks to invent a resume.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 22, 2020 09:30 PM (dNzKv)

464 It'll dawn on them eventually that they're not up against Romney or Ryan.



https://www.youaintblack.com/

Posted by: Harlock at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (selIv)

Yeah we figured Trump would let this one slide.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:30 PM (t+mAj)

465 442 Locate beached whale....
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:18 PM (9hauA)

Oh, the Greenlanders hunt whales, mostly the small ones, like pilot whales and belugas.


Couldn't they just buy a bigger grill?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM (Vy7tf)

466 Maybe they go with Hirono. She's nasty and Joe thinks she can pass for Chinese.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM (t+mAj)

467 It'll dawn on them eventually that they're not up against Romney or Ryan.

https://www.youaintblack.com/
Posted by: Harlock at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (selIv)

Wow. If Biden were sentient he'd be very scared to open his mouth again.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

468 I think Eris has helped to create a monster!


Eris is the type to have a backup plan.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM (gd9RK)

469 Locate beached whale....
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland
---

Might be a little ripe by now however one washed up in Ventura CA 3 weeks ago.

Posted by: AZ deplorably isolated at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM (kp35W)

470 I listened to a longer clip. It sure sounds like he said "beat", but from the context I think he actually said "be".


As I am quickly approaching 29 so I understand when " I am gonna BEAT_____" gets mixed up with " I gotta be ME" in the old melon.


But dude. Who is handling Joe?


Because they SUCK.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM (2KNZv)

471 Strength through discipline!
Strength through community!
Strength through action!

Posted by: Dr. Varno at May 22, 2020 09:32 PM (vuisn)

472 Now you can call me Wray, or you can call me Wray J, but you doesn't has to call me Mr. Johnson.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2020 09:32 PM (K22Va)

473 And he didn't say he was running for the US Senate either. He said he was a candidate for You, Since Sin Ain't.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 09:32 PM (2DOZq)

474 The only way his two gaffes could have been worse is if it was one gaffe:

"Let me tell you something. I'm gonna beat blacks!"

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:32 PM (t+mAj)

475 Her Majesty African Viking Queen of Greenland chique

A little information about your new kingdom.

https://tinyurl.com/y8wm9y3l
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 09:28 PM (2KNZv)

Calling the Babylon Bee a national treasure is a gross understatement.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:33 PM (9hauA)

476 Eris is the type to have a backup plan.

True dat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 22, 2020 09:33 PM (6wiwL)

477 But you'll feel a kinship with black people!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Just like me, I have hot sauce in my purse goddamit!
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at May 22, 2020 09:33 PM (SfYbS)

478 Well if he said He was going to be Joe Biden I guess that's better than claiming he was Napoleon. I thought that could happen any day now.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 09:35 PM (2DOZq)

479 off to watch a bad movie.
Have a good night all.
I laughed a lot.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 22, 2020 09:35 PM (QzF6i)

480 Whale prep:

First you must flense it, and that's a word you don't get to use every day.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 09:35 PM (Fc5rx)

481 Personally, I have been trying to decide between "high yaller" and Dominican.

Domincans get Beisbol and Bachata dancing.

And Andre Veloz. Yum.

And shut up about my blue eyes!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2020 09:35 PM (WyVLE)

482 Son claros!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2020 09:36 PM (WyVLE)

483 Maybe they go with Hirono. She's nasty and Joe thinks she can pass for Chinese.


Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM (t+mAj)

Absolutely not. Last I heard, she is still being treated for cancer.

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:36 PM (6j2Bg)

484 Biden's had 40 years to warm up- now he's ready to unleash his super Biden-plan!
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 09:27 PM (Ed8Zd)


He was pacing himself!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 22, 2020 09:36 PM (tW3KO)

485 I had not heard that clip till ya'll started talking about it, so had no previous opinion. I just listened to it for the first time, closely. He said "beat Joe Biden" as plain as day.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:36 PM (XxJt1)

486 But you'll feel a kinship with black people!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes

Just like me, I have hot sauce in my purse goddamit!
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! at May 22, 2020 09:33 PM (SfYbS)

I grew up a poor black child. I love children.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 09:36 PM (zr5Kq)

487 But dude. Who is handling Joe?


Because they SUCK.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM (2KNZv)

The Dem powers that be just want a figurehead so they can run things in the back room. (And no, the Veep wouldn't be running anything.) So they don't care.

To me, Dr Jill is the worst offender.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:37 PM (9hauA)

488 You know and I know the Dems know that Joe is incompetent. They are going to keep fucking this chicken with the only hope of sleazing in some asshat Vice President if by some miracle Joe wins.

Posted by: stumck at May 22, 2020 09:37 PM (3LFLO)

489 Bacon-wrapped grilled beluga.

You're welcome.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 09:37 PM (2KNZv)

490 If joining the Greenland Royal Navy means brutally repressing the ecoweinnies that try to disrupt whaling, I would like to be the first to volunteer.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at May 22, 2020 09:38 PM (SfYbS)

491 Absolutely not. Last I heard, she is still being treated for cancer.


Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:36 PM (6j2Bg)

I was being funny. Or trying.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:38 PM (t+mAj)

492 But dude. Who is handling Joe?


Because they SUCK.


Posted by: deplorable unperson at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM


Can you imagine how crappy that job has to be? Seriously, some of his campaign folks are going to need years of therapy and anti-depressants after this is over. Of course, they were probably undergoing therapy and taking anti-depressants before this started, but still...

Posted by: Bert G (has a new podcast episode) at May 22, 2020 09:38 PM (OMsf+)

493 *curtseys to chique*

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:38 PM (XxJt1)

494 Calling the Babylon Bee a national treasure is a gross understatement.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland


She's ruled for what, an hour? And she's already got a national treasure.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 09:38 PM (l0Lgi)

495
I had not heard that clip till ya'll started talking about it, so had no
previous opinion. I just listened to it for the first time, closely. He
said "beat Joe Biden" as plain as day.


Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:36 PM (XxJt1)

They're gonna do this for everything. Throw an alternative out there to give their idiot sheep something to say. Or claim it's his "stutter".

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:39 PM (t+mAj)

496 One America News
@OANN
Gov. Newsom Slated To Issue Guidelines For Reopening Houses Of Worship In Calif. Next Week

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 09:39 PM (oYJvk)

497 The guy who interviewed Biden for the "if you vote for Trump you ain't black" interview seems none too impressed with Biden's record -per CNN (stupid fake news) interview.

Caveat: The guy also says black communities have been hardest hit by corona virus because of underlying conditions that are caused by systemic racism, so ... not sure what to make of that.

Except if there is a system that causes racism, Biden, who's been in government 40 years, sure is a big part of it.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 09:39 PM (Ed8Zd)

498 If joining the Greenland Royal Navy means brutally
repressing the ecoweinnies that try to disrupt whaling, I would like to
be the first to volunteer.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at May 22, 2020 09:38 PM


I used to watch Whale Wars so I could pull for the whalers and laugh at the inept seamanship of the "Sea Shepard" crew.

Posted by: Bert G (has a new podcast episode) at May 22, 2020 09:40 PM (OMsf+)

499 I went to my chiropractors today. None of us like the new rules. The receptionist (his wife) has to wear a mask. He wears a mask when he does the adjustments. I had to have my temperature taken and swear that I've had no symptoms. One client wore a mask, one didn't. Will be glad when we put this all behind us.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 09:40 PM (JKNZq)

500 creeper-

Did you say earlier today that Richard Levine is not an MD?

Pardon me if I misunderstood, but he graduated medical school in 1983, did residency in Pediatrics and Adolescent Medicine and then did further training in Psychiatry.

He is an MD.

and he is a he.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 09:40 PM (Fc5rx)

501 'When things get going bad and it looks like you're going to lose that's when you have to biden up. If you get hit slap hot fingers to it. Now you have to watch for an attack from behind because when you feel hands on your shoulders it's too late.'

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2020 09:40 PM (XhWtx)

502 My Husband Wants to Bone Through the Pandemic. I Keep Thinking About My Parents Dying.
-Slate


I laughed. I cried.


I set expensive things on fire.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 09:40 PM (2KNZv)

503 Maybe they go with Hirono. She's nasty and Joe thinks she can pass for Chinese.
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:31 PM

He can praise her English skills and boast that she has not a hint of cat on her breath.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 22, 2020 09:40 PM (Lsba+)

504 I've never understood why black audiences can stand the way these white-bread Dems use "ain't" and talk in a fake accent to them.
The condescension is pathetic.
But it seems that black voters "ain't in no ways tarred" of it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2020 09:41 PM (M/9m0)

505 I can't imagine why Whoreywood isn't doing well.

Z (Horror)
"A family find themselves terrorized by their eight-year-old son's imaginary friend."

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:41 PM (t+mAj)

506 I was being funny. Or trying.


Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:38 PM (t+mAj)

Sorry. My bad.

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:41 PM (6j2Bg)

507 Do you think the folks that believe Georgia and Florida are hiding hundreds of dead bodies will have a problem with thinking Joe said "be"?

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (JKNZq)

508
They're gonna do this for everything. Throw an alternative out there to give their idiot sheep something to say. Or claim it's his "stutter".
Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:39 PM (t+mAj)


I heard it this morning and although it could have been either, I thought (w/context) that he was saying that he had been doing whatever government for 40 years and he was going to cotntinue "be" Joe Biden. It doesn't make much too much sense, and maybe he said "beat", but I thought that before I read any other take on it.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (Ed8Zd)

509 Can you imagine how crappy that job has to be?
Seriously, some of his campaign folks are going to need years of therapy
and anti-depressants after this is over. Of course, they were probably
undergoing therapy and taking anti-depressants before this started, but
still...\
Posted by: Bert G (has a new podcast episode) at May 22, 2020 09:38 PM (OMsf+)


Betcha they are the same class of grifters, er, policy opinion and media specialists that were bilking Doomberg. Certified, with the best families, scions of the monied donors, and not worth a crap.
The type Trump didn't hire because they wouldn't work for a clown.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (WyVLE)

510 I've been pondering an appropriate position in the Greenland Imperial Court. It should have rank and privilege but no heavy lifting.

I petition for Minister of Epaulets.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (gd9RK)

511 I was being funny. Or trying.




Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:38 PM (t+mAj)

Sorry. My bad.


Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:41 PM (6j2Bg)

Eh, it may have actually been my bad.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (t+mAj)

512 One America News

@OANN

Gov. Newsom Slated To Issue Guidelines For Reopening Houses Of Worship In Calif. Next Week

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 09:39 PM (oYJvk)


Gee, how generous of him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 09:43 PM (KKvzG)

513 To me, Dr Jill is the worst offender.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland


You can have her fed to the royal snow leopards, you know.


Just sayin.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 09:43 PM (2KNZv)

514 Did you say earlier today that Richard Levine is not an MD?

Pardon me if I misunderstood, but he graduated medical school in 1983, did residency in Pediatrics and Adolescent Medicine and then did further training in Psychiatry.

He is an MD.

and he is a he.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 09:40 PM (Fc5rx)
--------------------

Perhaps there's some confusion between the tranny in PA and the zombie in CA.

The zombie in CA is a social worker pretending to medical smarts.

And no offense to OUR zombie in CA who does not look at all like a zombie, as far as we know.

Posted by: Boots at May 22, 2020 09:43 PM (oGBso)

515 Sorry. My bad.




Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:41 PM (6j2Bg)

Eh, it may have actually been my bad.


Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (t+mAj)

Let's call the whole thing off

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:44 PM (6j2Bg)

516 I've been pondering an appropriate position in the Greenland Imperial Court. It should have rank and privilege but no heavy lifting.

I petition for Minister of Epaulets.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (gd9RK)


I may have just yelled oh you bitch really loudly at Bander.

Bander, I hope your beard strangles you in your sleep.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 09:44 PM (GbPPJ)

517

We've been doing the normal things in preparation for Memorial Day, setting flags out. Always a day of pride and sadness personally, sadness for those who cannot be here and pride for having known some of them.

People like Biden and his ilk enter into NONE of it.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 22, 2020 09:44 PM (KATBx)

518 BREAKING: The NAACP responded to Joe Biden's claim by noting that it had never endorsed him, and that it does not endorse political candidates.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 09:44 PM (oYJvk)

519 Whether Biden said "be" or "beat" is irrelevant. He is addled. We all know it and so do they. It's only a matter of time until something big/awful happens. Like peeing his pants on tv awful

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 09:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

520 >>> 507 Do you think the folks that believe Georgia and Florida are hiding hundreds of dead bodies will have a problem with thinking Joe said "be"?
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (JKNZq)

They ARE hiding bodies! In NY and NJ nursing homes!!!1!

Posted by: This... is XiNN at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (0ReGO)

521 oh, and Bachata dancing.

https://youtu.be/PfwfyRlm5c0

Posted by: Kindltot at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (WyVLE)

522 >>> Gov. Newsom Slated To Issue Guidelines For Reopening Houses Of Worship In Calif. Next Week

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 09:39 PM (oYJvk)


Oh, great. I'm sure those guidelines won't be onerous at all.

Posted by: Turn Two at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (BHYVd)

523 I've never understood why black audiences can stand the way these white-bread Dems use "ain't" and talk in a fake accent to them.
The condescension is pathetic.
But it seems that black voters "ain't in no ways tarred" of it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2020 09:41 PM (M/9m0)

I never bought into the notion that "ain't" is a black American word. AFAIK, it's a hallmark of colloquial English on both sides of the Atlantic for centuries.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (posnU)

524 Sorry. My bad.




Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:41 PM (6j2Bg)

Eh, it may have actually been my bad.


Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:42 PM (t+mAj)



IS EVERYONE HERE CANADIAN?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (gd9RK)

525 notsothoreau @ 499- I went to my chiropractor today today too. Temperature was taken at reception and nobody was wearing masks. Although pants were encouraged.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (XhWtx)

526 500
creeper-



Did you say earlier today that Richard Levine is not an MD?



Pardon me if I misunderstood, but he graduated medical school in
1983, did residency in Pediatrics and Adolescent Medicine and then did
further training in Psychiatry.



He is an MD.



and he is a he.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 09:40 PM (Fc5rx)

I did, Muldoon. I think I confused him with another CMO who has a social sciences doctorate. Thanks for setting my engine back on the track.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:46 PM (XxJt1)

527 IS EVERYONE HERE CANADIAN?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (gd9RK)

You probably wish you were so you could flee from Alex's wrath.

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:46 PM (6j2Bg)

528 "I'm prepared to say that I have a record over 40 years, and that I'm going to beat Joe Biden"

Just listened to it. Could certainly be "be" Joe Biden. The damning part is running on his record of 40 years.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 09:46 PM (CTJwJ)

529

They have to be running him as an elaborate joke at this point.

Had my Dad's funeral today, just the siblings. That was very strange.

Yesterday, I had to take my Mom to the ER. She's got the virus and was not doing well at all. She's doing much better now. She was very ill, I thought she was going be gone. This week has truly sucked.

I was around her all day yesterday, I probably picked it up.

The virus is not a joke. A friend had a friend die of it, overweight however.

Predator is on STARZ.



Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 22, 2020 09:47 PM (lg/F7)

530 >>> 525 notsothoreau @ 499- I went to my chiropractor today today too. Temperature was taken at reception and nobody was wearing masks. Although pants were encouraged.
Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (XhWtx)

Oooh, jealous.

*glares at still folded boxes, which are not filling themselves*

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 22, 2020 09:47 PM (0ReGO)

531 I wonder if you get issued a spiffy uniform from Hugo Boss if you get hired?

https://www.contrace.org/

Posted by: Bert G (has a new podcast episode) at May 22, 2020 09:48 PM (OMsf+)

532 IS EVERYONE HERE CANADIAN?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (gd9RK)
I am. Well, dad was anyway, so that makes me a half-breed.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:48 PM (XxJt1)

533 Btw, got to go out to eat in a restaurant for the first time in 9 weeks. So, yay. But I still don't like having my server wear a face mask. Maybe it's me, but not a fan.

Posted by: Turn Two at May 22, 2020 09:48 PM (BHYVd)

534 Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 22, 2020 09:47 PM (lg/F7)


Sheesh. My condolences to you and your family. I hope your mom improves and you stay well.

Posted by: Vendette at May 22, 2020 09:49 PM (6j2Bg)

535 Btw, got to go out to eat in a restaurant for the first time in 9 weeks. So, yay. But I still don't like having my server wear a face mask. Maybe it's me, but not a fan.
Posted by: Turn Two at May 22, 2020 09:48 PM (BHYVd)

That's standard when you order the Polonium tea.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:49 PM (posnU)

536 I've never understood why black audiences can stand the way these white-bread Dems use "ain't" and talk in a fake accent to them.
The condescension is pathetic.
But it seems that black voters "ain't in no ways tarred" of it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2020 09:41 PM (M/9m0)

I find it pathetic cand contemptible, but I'm not African American in the typical sense of the word, especially now that I am a Viking-American.

I think it's a few things: peer/community pressure, thinking that Republicans are Hitler so they are not a viable alternative, not paying attention (most people of all races don't).

I don't think his interviewer was impressed by his statement, though.

On the other hand, Donald Trump, unrepentant racist, talks to black people like he talks to everyone else.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:50 PM (9hauA)

537 I never bought into the notion that "ain't" is a black American word. AFAIK, it's a hallmark of colloquial English on both sides of the Atlantic for centuries.

It used to be considered proper English, acc. to etymonline. That ended when Dickens start using it in Cockney characters.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 09:50 PM (AytXr)

538 Thoughts and prayers to you, Rev. Dr. E. Buzz Miller, for the hell you are going through right now.

Two different friends of mine lost parents, one a father, the other a mother, during this lockdown. Both had large families and many friends, both funerals were conducted with fewer than 10 people, including clergy. Unable to say goodbye in the hospital and unable to properly celebrate the lost life. I'm so sorry.

Posted by: Boots at May 22, 2020 09:51 PM (oGBso)

539 Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 22, 2020 09:47 PM (lg/F7)

*types*

*deletes*

Hugs. Many hugs.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:51 PM (XxJt1)

540 If made the Minister of Defense of the Most Serene Kingdom of Greenland, I promise my first act will be to annex Newfoundland. If Justin Trudeau objects, I will flick his ear and talk shit about his mama until he cries.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at May 22, 2020 09:51 PM (SfYbS)

541 Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 22, 2020 09:47 PM (lg/F7)

So sorry about your dad. I'm glad your mom is doing better.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:51 PM (9hauA)

542 532 IS EVERYONE HERE CANADIAN?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (gd9RK)I am. Well, dad was anyway, so that makes me a half-breed.
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:48 PM (XxJt1


Thank you for Emily Ratajkowski's rack.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 22, 2020 09:51 PM (Vy7tf)

543 If you think you've been exposed to the virus, up your vitamin D3 intake. You should be taking 2000IU minimum. I went with 8000IU for now, but we've had cloudy weather again. If you get sick, you'll have a lighter case if D levels are good. Several studies support it.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 09:52 PM (JKNZq)

544 I use "ain't" all the time. To my wife's consternation. And my colleagues' befuddlement.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 22, 2020 09:52 PM (H5knJ)

545 540 If made the Minister of Defense of the Most Serene Kingdom of Greenland, I promise my first act will be to annex Newfoundland. If Justin Trudeau objects, I will flick his ear and talk shit about his mama until he cries.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at May 22, 2020 09:51 PM (SfYbS)

Done.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:52 PM (9hauA)

546 And I am sorry for your loss. I hope your mom keeps improving.

Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020 09:52 PM (JKNZq)

547 523--I never bought into the notion that "ain't" is a black American word. AFAIK, it's a hallmark of colloquial English on both sides of the Atlantic for centuries.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (posnU)
---------------------------
Oh, for sure.
But they think it sounds "black."

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2020 09:53 PM (M/9m0)

548 What's the betting odds that Joe doesn't try to debate Trump?

Posted by: Flyguy at May 22, 2020 07:58 PM (v30M


Joe Biden: I'll debate President Nixon any week of the day. You don't think I can't talk about the topics of today? Well I want to ask him, what's he going to do about the sinking of the Maine? Is he just going to let Esperanto get away with that?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 22, 2020 09:53 PM (KKvzG)

549 If made the Minister of Defense of the Most Serene Kingdom of Greenland, I promise my first act will be to annex Newfoundland.

A place for you guys to escape the Greenland winter!

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 09:53 PM (MUTE3)

550 Had my Dad's funeral today, just the siblings. That was very strange.

Yesterday, I had to take my Mom to the ER. She's got the virus and was not doing well at all. She's doing much better now. She was very ill, I thought she was going be gone. This week has truly sucked.

I was around her all day yesterday, I probably picked it up.

The virus is not a joke. A friend had a friend die of it, overweight however.

Predator is on STARZ.



Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 22, 2020 09:47 PM (lg/F7)

Please accept my condolences on the loss of your father, and my wishes for your mother to make a quick and complete recovery from the plague.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:54 PM (posnU)

551 537 I never bought into the notion that "ain't" is a black American word. AFAIK, it's a hallmark of colloquial English on both sides of the Atlantic for centuries.

It used to be considered proper English, acc. to etymonline. That ended when Dickens start using it in Cockney characters.
Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 09:50 PM (AytXr)


Well, Biden used it because he thought it was.

Same thing Hillary did with the imaginary hot sauce, which isn't exclusively a black thing by any means.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:55 PM (9hauA)

552 The ice bin in the new refrig is oversized, which means the first few trays of ice are dropping almost a foot to the bottom. It sounds like there's an avalanche happening in the freezer.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:55 PM (XxJt1)

553 I like saying 'ain't.
Ain't.Ain't.Ain't.Ain't.

Posted by: Eromero at May 22, 2020 09:55 PM (XhWtx)

554 536 On the other hand, Donald Trump, unrepentant racist, talks to black people like he talks to everyone else.
Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:50 PM (9hauA)


Also, he does not break out that "I ain't no ways tired" poem. I was amazed when Biden went to that, after Hillary had been so mocked over the pandering phony accent she put on while reciting it.

Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:55 PM (dOV9E)

555 Oh, for sure.
But they think it sounds "black."
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2020 09:53 PM (M/9m0)

Pretty sure that Twain had Huck Finn using it. maybe Tom Sawyer, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:55 PM (posnU)

556 Also, he does not break out that "I ain't no ways tired" poem. I was amazed when Biden went to that, after Hillary had been so mocked over the pandering phony accent she put on while reciting it.
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:55 PM (dOV9E)

Nobody ever accused Biden of being bright.

Posted by: chique l'African Viking Queen of Greenland (don't forget that Epstein didn't off hisself) at May 22, 2020 09:57 PM (9hauA)

557 "You ain't black" is just stunning stuff. I hope it winds up in a Trump ad someday. The way that Trump's campaign has been on top of things, that someday is likely to be within the week.

Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:57 PM (dOV9E)

558 We've been doing the normal things in preparation for Memorial Day,
setting flags out. Always a day of pride and sadness personally, sadness
for those who cannot be here and pride for having known some of them.

I usually end up with a bunch of those little flags from the parade to put on graves but no parade this year. I'll still stop by and weed whack.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2020 09:58 PM (K22Va)

559 IS EVERYONE HERE CANADIAN?



MAKE OF THAT WHAT YOU WILL !

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 09:58 PM (zr5Kq)

560 "You ain't black" is just stunning stuff. I hope it winds up in a Trump ad someday. The way that Trump's campaign has been on top of things, that someday is likely to be within the week.
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 09:57 PM (dOV9E)

It has already appeared on a T-shirt being sold by Donald's campaign team.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:59 PM (posnU)

561 Your Most Esteemed and Royal Highness Chique:

I hereby petition to be the first to make a Royal Visit to the Most Serene Kingdom of Greenland.

Yours most sincerely,

Alexthechick, Empress of Hordelandia

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 09:59 PM (GbPPJ)

562 I still wish that Trump had succeeded at buying Greenland. In some ways, it was my favorite audacity of his first term.

Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 10:00 PM (dOV9E)

563 NOT WHORELANDIA, BANDER

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 10:00 PM (GbPPJ)

564 My husband's grandmother died today. Not covid, I don't think; she's been on the way out for a while. Probably won't have a service until July.

I just got back from HEB. It was almost normal - the only masked people were a few employees, some old fat guys, and several Karens.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 22, 2020 10:00 PM (rWZ8Y)

565 Really, though Biden has been a politician for 40 years and he's still not smart enough to not say stupid stuff. That's instant disqualification in my book.

I don't want him learning on the job as President how not to offend people.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 10:00 PM (aOdFB)

566 Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 22, 2020 09:47 PM (lg/F7)

Sorry to hear that about your parents.

Posted by: dartist at May 22, 2020 10:01 PM (K22Va)

567 I still wish that Trump had succeeded at buying Greenland. In some ways, it was my favorite audacity of his first term.
Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 10:00 PM (dOV9E)



I had no idea how much I wanted the US to buy Greenland until Greenland said we couldn't.

Now, fuck them, war.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2020 10:01 PM (GbPPJ)

568 Forgot to add, his family is out of state. So we won't see them for a couple months.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 22, 2020 10:01 PM (rWZ8Y)

569 ONT is go.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now With 25% More Malarky at May 22, 2020 10:01 PM (SfYbS)

570 The ice bin in the new refrig is oversized, which means the first few trays of ice are dropping almost a foot to the bottom. It sounds like there's an avalanche happening in the freezer.
Posted by: creeper

Thats where you keep your jars of dew

Posted by: Jean at May 22, 2020 10:01 PM (4hmZU)

571
Keeping up with Biden must be exhausting for Trump's campaign staff. As soon as video editors and graphic artists wrap on one gaffe, literally hours after it happens, there's another one.

It's got to be like a reporter covering an extended hostage situation or a rapid military movement. Just awake for days, waiting for the next rapidly unfolding development.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2020 10:01 PM (h6CJG)

572 You know, this sounds good for now but in not too many years alex' and chique's grandchildren are all going to marry each other and someone is going to punch someone in Montenegro.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 10:02 PM (gd9RK)

573 Shit man, biden is just burning the fuck up on reentry.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 22, 2020 10:03 PM (9Om/r)

574 560 It has already appeared on a T-shirt being sold by Donald's campaign team.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 09:59 PM (posnU)


Perfect.

Posted by: Splunge at May 22, 2020 10:04 PM (dOV9E)

575 IS EVERYONE HERE CANADIAN?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:45 PM (gd9RK)I am. Well, dad was anyway, so that makes me a half-breed.
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020


*
*

My mother was Canadian -- western prairies. I never in my life heard her tack "eh?" on the end of a sentence, though.

Congrats to Chique on her new Viking life! Conquer Iceland first and make it possible for me to live there, will you?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 10:11 PM (rpbg1)

576 If you think you've been exposed to the virus, up your vitamin D3 intake. You should be taking 2000IU minimum. I went with 8000IU for now, but we've had cloudy weather again. If you get sick, you'll have a lighter case if D levels are good. Several studies support it.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 22, 2020


*
*

I've been doing 2000 IU every day myself, and even sitting outside on the front stoop reading for about a half hour in partial sun. It's gotten so humid now, though, that I may have to skip that and just stick with the D3.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 10:14 PM (rpbg1)

577 Maybe he was going for a wank.

Posted by: Bob at May 22, 2020 10:20 PM (hVOXD)

578 248 I'll be spending the weekend trying to process the fact that I've been mistaken all this time about my race and trying to find a new racial home. My world is shattered.

White people have ALL the privilege, but their dancing skills are generally wanting.

What to do? What to do?

Please feel free to pitch your race (or another one) to me. I'll need lots of help and support during this difficult time.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 22, 2020 08:44 PM (9hauA)

****************

It's a little late, but I'm going to make the pitch for Assyrian.

Best,

Captain John Yossarian, Bombardier
256th Squadron, United States Army Air Forces

Posted by: Catch 22 at May 22, 2020 10:50 PM (Ae67h)

579 "I'm going to beat Joe Biden"
Probably. I wish you the best in that endeavor.
"I'm going to be Joe Biden"
What difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Grouchy's brother at May 22, 2020 11:43 PM (EUGGU)

580 As per Joe, the predator Biden, When your opponent is badly beating himself up, get out of his way so he can finish the job proper. Joe Biden is proof as to how corrupted and low of I.Q. the demoCrats really are. Still doubt as corrupt as they are they DEMOCRATS are not selling out this nation-its people ?
Discern, those that defend how sensitive they are, and must be protected, while ignoring when they go on vicious intolerant campaigns/purges.

Posted by: ron n. at May 23, 2020 12:52 AM (om5HK)

581 So who do you think the DNC will replace with Biden?

Posted by: Magpie at May 23, 2020 10:31 AM (NLEnr)

582 Confession. I still go to Hot Air daily to read the comments bashing allahpundit.
Today I'm going to put a chunk of wild boar backstrap in a brine and do a couple hours of mowing before the rain comes in. Rain or shine, I'm going to put some lead down range.
Cheers y'all.

Posted by: TwentytwoLR at May 23, 2020 11:00 AM (UecSt)

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