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LOL: The Atlantic Magazine Is Laying Off One Fifth of Its Employees; The Rest Will Get Pay Cuts, Supposedly
I guess The Atlantic will not turn out to be the Escape Pod that NeverTrump Fake Conservatives were hoping it would be.
The Atlantic is laying off about 20% of its staff -- 68 people across divisions -- per a memo from David Bradley, after collapse of events business. pic.twitter.com/XCJKLeXYTy
— Ben Smith (@benyt) May 21, 2020
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Posted by: Jordan61 at May 21, 2020 07:43 PM (OzQGF)
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How To Stop Worrying and Learn To Love the Lockdown
Posted by: Governor Whitler at May 21, 2020 07:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Let it go. There's no lifesigns.
Posted by: Trump Gunners at May 21, 2020 07:44 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2020 07:44 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2020 07:44 PM (guGkK)
My boss (a regional manager) was on a thing where they were rotating them country wide, week on, week off. Then they changed to every week, but half pay until everything was back open. I joked to him that it works out the same.
What? It is not like I can expect a raise this year anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 07:44 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 21, 2020 07:44 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 07:45 PM (nFwvY)
If we're all staying home and losing our jobs, we have more time to read. Shouldn't these types of publications be doing better because of the shutdown?
Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2020 07:45 PM (ouBhA)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2020 07:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2020 07:45 PM (guGkK)
"Events business" is like parties and functions, yes?
In other words, either The Atlantic fake journalistic publication is dependent on covering insider elite cocktail parties, or their Advertisers are heavy in the party industry.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 21, 2020 07:45 PM (9DbOM)
Posted by: Boswell at May 21, 2020 07:45 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Jimmy Kennel, former comedian now political analyst at May 21, 2020 07:45 PM (VoKVv)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2020 07:45 PM (aDI6+)
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Posted by: RoyalOil at May 21, 2020 07:46 PM (aO8Gd)
I hear Highlights for Children is looking for talent.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2020 07:46 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 21, 2020 07:46 PM (4a9Vv)
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Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 07:46 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: MyPubes at May 21, 2020 07:47 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2020 07:47 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 07:47 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2020 07:47 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2020 07:47 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2020 07:47 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 21, 2020 07:47 PM (8nUpF)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2020 07:47 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: jsg at May 21, 2020 07:48 PM (aFWbw)
"WHERE ARE YOUR REBEL FREINDS NOW?"
Posted by: Boswell at May 21, 2020 07:48 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 07:48 PM (+0AKE)
#sux2bu
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2020 07:48 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 21, 2020 07:48 PM (6U3DW)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 21, 2020 07:48 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at May 21, 2020 07:48 PM (T8HPM)
I never realized how much publications depended on this revenue. I always thought it was more about promoting themselves.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2020 07:49 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at May 21, 2020 07:49 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: jsg at May 21, 2020 07:49 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2020 07:49 PM (XEfKE)
But it has been trash for years now.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2020 07:49 PM (WdocV)
The Conservative Case for Why Orange is the Most Racist Color in the Crayon Box, by David Frum.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 21, 2020 07:49 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2020 07:50 PM (EkdFP)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2020 07:50 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2020 07:50 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at May 21, 2020 07:50 PM (o3AYq)
#LearnToExplode
Posted by: Al Qaeda at May 21, 2020 07:50 PM (9DbOM)
I learn to code.... now I am gone
I learn to code.
I'll learn to code..... cuz Im coming home
I can't go on . . . .
...... writing.
~ELO
(Electronically Laid Off)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 07:50 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2020 07:50 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2020 07:50 PM (EkdFP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 21, 2020 07:50 PM (aDI6+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2020 07:50 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 07:51 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2020 07:51 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2020 07:50 PM (guGkK)
Just like Pamela Anderson.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 07:51 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Boswell at May 21, 2020 07:51 PM (32YRo)
Ha the corporate babble bullshit is hilarious.
" While the Atlantic company life raft is a strong and sturdy vessel, growing exceptionally, 68 of you will nevertheless be fed to the sharks."
"As the shark gnaws at your limbs and you pray for death by drowning, please know that our growth is exceptional."
"Please cooperate fully when security checks your pockets for office supplies as you depart"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 07:51 PM (5Zt1F)
Oh?
So there's a fancier version of their screed?
I like that, the way they pretend they're like a car manufacturer: We're going to drop the value lines and focus on our luxury models
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 21, 2020 07:51 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2020 07:51 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Blago at May 21, 2020 07:52 PM (Ihsvk)
Posted by: blinded by the douche at May 21, 2020 07:52 PM (EA1BR)
Posted by: Mark in Sandy UT at May 21, 2020 07:52 PM (DTI8p)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2020 07:52 PM (guGkK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 21, 2020 07:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 07:52 PM (ePWRo)
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2020 07:52 PM (3aPpr)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2020 07:50 PM (xPl2J)
A lot of the people who went on these things were loaded. I am guessing that they will make donations straight out- if they are not horrified by their 'conservative' coverage lately.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 07:52 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2020 07:52 PM (EkdFP)
But it has been trash for years now.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2020 07:49 PM (WdocV)
Just like The New Republic.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2020 07:52 PM (xPl2J)
I'm sure the ChiComs will continue paying these toads while they're unemployed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 07:52 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: BurkeanMama at May 21, 2020 07:53 PM (CYk5a)
So there's a fancier version of their screed?
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We alternate telling our premium clients how bad Orangeman is with deep throating them. You'd be surprised how much a tech billionaire will pay for that service.
Posted by: The Atlantic at May 21, 2020 07:53 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: rd at May 21, 2020 07:53 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2020 07:52 PM (3aPpr)
Garret's comments are sticking it seems now, but wanted to preserve this one anyway.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 07:53 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Miklos with most of a bottle of Stoli at May 21, 2020 07:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Exceptional growth in subscriptions after the paywall (bullshit)
A bracing decline in advertising (not bullshit)
These dumbfucks are somehow surprised that advertisers aren't stupid.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2020 07:53 PM (EGyGV)
I think this goes into the Trumpenfreude category.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 07:54 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: MyPubes at May 21, 2020 07:54 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 21, 2020 07:54 PM (PiwSw)
Boy, I sure hope they did not lay offer the staff from their Trans bureau. That would be severe two body blows to that vitally important reporting sector in under one week.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2020 07:54 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 07:54 PM (+0AKE)
Indepently contracted.
For about $150-200 and hour.
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2020 07:54 PM (3aPpr)
who's this new garret fellow everybody keeps prattling on about.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 07:54 PM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2020 07:52 PM (EkdFP)
Does the Titanic need more ice?
Posted by: Boswell at May 21, 2020 07:54 PM (32YRo)
But it has been trash for years now.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2020 07:49 PM (WdocV)
Like The New Republic.
Posted by: m at May 21, 2020 07:54 PM (QVtxC)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2020 07:55 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 21, 2020 07:55 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 21, 2020 07:55 PM (PiwSw)
A bracing decline in advertising (not bullshit)
These dumbfucks are somehow surprised that advertisers aren't stupid.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2020 07:53 PM (EGyGV)
Well, to be generous, a increase in subscriptions from 4 to 15 is pretty exceptional, statistically speaking.
Posted by: LASue at May 21, 2020 07:55 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 07:55 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Mark in Sandy UT at May 21, 2020 07:52 PM (DTI8p)
I see you've never used Autodesk software.
Posted by: blinded by the douche at May 21, 2020 07:55 PM (EA1BR)
"which we continue to advocate for, so fuck you and your job." was left out in the editing process, I guess.
Posted by: spindrift at May 21, 2020 07:55 PM (fYH8e)
Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2020 07:55 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2020 07:55 PM (3aPpr)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 07:52 PM (ePWRo)
Oh, THAT'S the new "Learn to code"!
Posted by: m at May 21, 2020 07:56 PM (QVtxC)
Sure, they'll tread water for a while.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2020 07:56 PM (guGkK)
Nobody has watched ESPN for 2 months.
How many business are going to look at their sales for the last two months and realize they don't need ESPN?
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 21, 2020 07:56 PM (aO8Gd)
Posted by: Bruce at May 21, 2020 07:55 PM (vd8XM)
"Oh, the Karenamity!"
Posted by: Boswell at May 21, 2020 07:56 PM (32YRo)
Only one "t." It must be pronounced Garr-ay.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 07:56 PM (AFSld)
It is funny, but they are all hilariously unkempt with shaggy hair. Except for McGonnagal- who is bald.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 07:56 PM (A5zUN)
But it has been trash for years now.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2020 07:49 PM (WdocV)
Just like The New Republic.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2020 07:52 PM (xPl2J)
99 Like The New Republic.
Posted by: m at May 21, 2020 07:54 PM (QVtxC)
!!!
Posted by: m at May 21, 2020 07:57 PM (QVtxC)
Posted by: jsg at May 21, 2020 07:57 PM (aFWbw)
"after collapse of the event business"
I never realized how much publications depended on this revenue. I always thought it was more about promoting themselves.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2020 07:49 PM (xPl2J)
Only since their advertising revenue cratered long ago, after advertisers realized that ads were a waste of money, given their declining readership.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2020 07:57 PM (EGyGV)
ESPN is the one business I want totally destroyed. Well, that and Disney.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 07:57 PM (AFSld)
"which we continue to advocate for, so fuck you and your job." was left out in the editing process, I guess.
Posted by: spindrift at May 21, 2020 07:55 PM (fYH8e)
Governor Desantis won't get his apology, but he will get justice.
Posted by: BurkeanMama at May 21, 2020 07:57 PM (CYk5a)
Anyone know who said that?
Bet he'd be laughing...
Posted by: Parker at May 21, 2020 07:57 PM (zV/fi)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 07:56 PM (AFSld)
Sure, Gary.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 07:57 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2020 07:57 PM (3aPpr)
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Management weasel-speak, writ large.
Imagine trying to say that with a straight face.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2020 07:58 PM (WZ5i4)
Same for The New Yorker.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2020 07:58 PM (hku12)
Some more than others.
When I see that motto, I think of all the bad motivational posters I've seen over my decades of working in various industries.
First off, the "We" is not you and them. It's just you. They're special and they sure don't want to be together with YOU!
Second, the "Together" is again all you all are together and WE are not a part of that.
This is one of those word game deals where what you think you're reading isn't what it means.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 07:58 PM (/fsFg)
OrangemanBad CovidNaval GazingOrangemanBad CovidOrangemanBad CovidSpaceX Man Bad CovidNaval GazingTHE VIRUS IS DEATHOrangemanBad CovidHongKong Man BadWhite Mans all Rayciss
what a waste of space.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2020 07:58 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 07:57 PM (AFSld)
This. And I used to love Disney as a kid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 07:58 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2020 07:58 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 07:58 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 21, 2020 07:59 PM (+0AKE)
__________________________
How long will it take before our Cultural Overlords decide that this too is racist, sexist, and homophobic and is a Bad Thought?
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2020 07:59 PM (n9Mj/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2020 07:59 PM (oVJmc)
Grr....thanks for the formatting minx....so fixing
I went over to check the Atlantic's current stories.
OrangemanBad Covid
Naval Gazing
OrangemanBad Covid
OrangemanBad Covid
SpaceX Man Bad
Covid
Naval Gazing
THE VIRUS IS DEATH
OrangemanBad Covid
HongKong Man
Bad
White Mans all Rayciss
what a waste of space.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2020 07:59 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2020 07:55 PM (3aPpr)
I see the governor came through with the pardon.
Posted by: Boswell at May 21, 2020 07:59 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: blinded by the douche at May 21, 2020 07:59 PM (EA1BR)
Posted by: klaftern at May 21, 2020 07:59 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 07:58 PM (AFSld)
Austrian Shoulder Bag!
-NY Hipster
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 07:59 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 07:59 PM (5Zt1F)
Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at May 21, 2020 07:59 PM (EgshT)
https://twitter.com/TheBabylonBee/status/
1263265819108290561
Tranny Governor Whitler says 'Revolting Against A Tyrannical Government Is Simply Un-American'
Posted by: andycanuck at May 21, 2020 07:59 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2020 08:00 PM (guGkK)
The Atlantic laid off 68 staffers despite its unparalleled pandemic coverage
CNN.com
Posted by: m at May 21, 2020 08:00 PM (QVtxC)
Same for The New Yorker.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2020 07:58 PM (hku12)
All I know is they both have snarky and snide cartoons that most of the time are in jokes and the other are aimed at the great unwashed. (meaning anyone else but them)
I only ever saw them at Dentists and Doctors offices. Never ever bought one.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 08:00 PM (/fsFg)
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Hey that hurts. If we weren't here who would bring you new child stars? And who would molest those child stars? Think of the children!
Posted by: Disney Execs at May 21, 2020 08:00 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2020 08:00 PM (3aPpr)
Posted by: fb at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (6ESMG)
Considering they started with zero digital subscriptions in August, that's no saying much.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (QLPEO)
Ha the corporate babble bullshit is hilarious.
" While the Atlantic company life raft is a strong and sturdy vessel, growing exceptionally, 68 of you will nevertheless be fed to the sharks."
"As the shark gnaws at your limbs and you pray for death by drowning, please know that our growth is exceptional."
"Please cooperate fully when security checks your pockets for office supplies as you depart"
The was an ROF (reduction in force) at DuPont in the early 90s and Corporate issued one of their usual bafflegab communiques on the subject. Within a day a parody of it hit the communications channels and it was hilariously dismissive of the real thing. I wish that I had kept a copy of it - it was that good.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (pNxlR)
I guess they were trying to market their premium business service to panhandlers and crack whores before.
Posted by: spindrift at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (fYH8e)
Mmm... Debbie Ryan...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (AFSld)
Austrian Shoulder Bag!
-NY Hipster
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 07:59 PM (A5zUN)
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You know who else used Austrian shoulder bags??
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (nw6Hr)
BREAKING: Michigan Attorney General says Donald Trump is no longer welcome in the state of Michigan after the President did not wear a mask in public.
"He is a petulant child who refuses to follow the rules. This is not a joke."
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Writ of Expellairamus!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Nagasaki suffered a bracing decline in real estate values.
Posted by: Hadrian
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The cruise lines, a bracing decline in passengers.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (WZ5i4)
I haven't read Paterrico in a long time. I understood he was Never Trump, but I kind of figured he'd be at least thoughtful about it.
Holy shit, that dude lost his fucking mind!
Jeez...
Posted by: Robert at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (10g3T)
CNN.com___
NICE!
Oh sorry read that as 69.
Posted by: 4CHAN at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 07:57 PM (AFSld)
MFM delenda est
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (rpqJl)
It's called a "murse!"
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 07:58 PM (AFSld)
Austrian Shoulder Bag!
-NY Hipster
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 07:59 PM (A5zUN)
You mean, European Shoulder Bag. No need to be nationalistic.
You know there was another Austrian who had a nationalistic view....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2020 08:00 PM (guGkK)
Yeah. I was gonna say, I'd never seen the use of "bracing" in that context.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (/fsFg)
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (3aPpr)
I guess negative growth could be considered "exceptional".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (Xmo7L)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 21, 2020 07:52 PM (EkdFP)
Think of the beauty of an embedded Horde sourced deep troll/commenter at either of those institutions! We could donate the salary to Ace!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2020 08:02 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2020 08:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2020 08:02 PM (n9Mj/)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 08:02 PM (5Zt1F)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2020 08:02 PM (0QYMt)
You know who else used Austrian shoulder bags??
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (nw6Hr)
Jonah Goldberg?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 08:02 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Michigan Attorney General at May 21, 2020 08:02 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Are you trying to bait nerds into correcting you?
Posted by: trev006 at May 21, 2020 08:02 PM (49Hsx)
Air Force One should land in Michigan at midnight.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:03 PM (AFSld)
"A shocking reduction in dollar bills"
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 08:02 PM (5Zt1F)
A plethora of red ink.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2020 08:03 PM (guGkK)
How many business are going to look at their sales for the last two months and realize they don't need ESPN?
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 21, 2020 07:56 PM (aO8Gd)
This is a pleasing thought
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 08:03 PM (qleR6)
I guess they were trying to market their premium business service to panhandlers and crack whores before.
Posted by: spindrift
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Metaphorically, this is actually true.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2020 08:03 PM (cGzEU)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 21, 2020 08:04 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 08:04 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (/fsFg)
I have to say though: I like the turn of phrase. It does everything. It stands in for: shocking, depressing, catastrophic, immediate, life threatening...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 08:04 PM (A5zUN)
My local fake news says there's a fucking monkey on the loose!
I shit you not, it's loose in my area. Tewksbury, MA. Literally down the street.
Posted by: Al Qaeda at May 21, 2020 08:04 PM (9DbOM)
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More COVID related destruction.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2020 08:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:04 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: fb at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (6ESMG)
As fb dons his aviator sunglasses, and a Who guitar riff plays in the background.
Posted by: rd at May 21, 2020 08:05 PM (+0uDE)
BREAKING: Michigan Attorney General says Donald Trump is no longer welcome in the state of Michigan after the President did not wear a mask in public.
"He is a petulant child who refuses to follow the rules. This is not a joke."
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Writ of Expellairamus!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (+y/Ru)
How many divisions does the Attorney General of Michigan command?
Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2020 08:05 PM (hku12)
BREAKING: Michigan Attorney General says Donald Trump is no longer welcome in the state of Michigan after the President did not wear a mask in public.
"He is a petulant child who refuses to follow the rules. This is not a joke."
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Writ of Expellairamus!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Well, that will show him! Nice work people.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2020 08:05 PM (n9Mj/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2020 08:03 PM (guGkK)
*bad spanish accent*
A plethora?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 08:05 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: jsg at May 21, 2020 08:05 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2020 08:05 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2020 08:05 PM (cGzEU)
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Writ of Expellairamus!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Is this the same state whose governor told everyone they were not allowed to go to their summer homes...
...and then went to her summer home?
Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2020 08:05 PM (ouBhA)
Posted by: Antoine Dodson at May 21, 2020 08:05 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 08:05 PM (5Zt1F)
Air Force One should land in Michigan at midnight.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:03 PM (AFSld)
Buzz the capital at noon.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 08:05 PM (qleR6)
I shit you not, it's loose in my area. Tewksbury, MA. Literally down the street.
Posted by: Al Qaeda at May 21, 2020 08:04 PM (9DbOM)
Mass Hysteria!!!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 08:05 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:06 PM (+c1jw)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 21, 2020 08:06 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2020 07:59 PM (n9Mj/)
The avant garde Twitter decided that long ago, hence my absence from same, even I tastefully posted "Lurn 2 Kode!".
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 08:06 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2020 08:06 PM (xPl2J)
I hear Highlights for Children is looking for talent.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
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And this has exactly what to do with David Frum?
Posted by: Furious George at May 21, 2020 08:06 PM (rDq8D)
Posted by: The Porn Industry at May 21, 2020 08:06 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:06 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Widespread Pepe at May 21, 2020 08:06 PM (p0Y1J)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 08:06 PM (5Zt1F)
Posted by: Mimi Mayes at May 21, 2020 08:07 PM (8i7Ho)
My local fake news says there's a fucking monkey on the loose!
I shit you not, it's loose in my area. Tewksbury, MA. Literally down the street.
Posted by: Al Qaeda at May 21, 2020 08:04 PM (9DbOM)
Right turn,Clyde.
Posted by: jsg at May 21, 2020 08:07 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: fixerupper at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (nw6Hr)
Kaiser Franz Joseph?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2020 08:07 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 08:07 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:07 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Skip at May 21, 2020 08:08 PM (ZCEU2)
welcome in the state of Michigan after the President did not wear a mask
in public.
Prior to his visit Karen said this:
Michigan Attorney General Says State Will Sue Companies That Let Donald Trump Inside Without A Mask
Michigan has a lot of kunts running the place
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2020 08:08 PM (rpqJl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 08:08 PM (A5zUN)
What a dumb fuck. He starts his screed against Flynn, Sidney Powell and Trump with "She [Powell] wants Flynn SENTENCED without any further discussion. No amicus curiae, nothing."
Uhhh, no you stupid motherfucker, "She" wants the case dismissed with prejudice as the DoJ requested, in accordance with the law, because Flynn was framed.
Holy . . .
Posted by: Sharkman at May 21, 2020 08:08 PM (BM2fS)
Posted by: f'd at May 21, 2020 08:08 PM (Tnijr)
A large body of water between North America and Europe but that's not important right now.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 21, 2020 08:08 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Rex B at May 21, 2020 08:08 PM (G7bj9)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:08 PM (AFSld)
To the "Blessed 68": from now on, your opportunities will be boundless!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2020 08:08 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 08:08 PM (5Zt1F)
https://tinyurl.com/yc9hauku (SFW youtube)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2020 08:08 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
With fire.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2020 08:08 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (411+L)
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (+c1jw)
Posted by: Dave C at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (kyZdb)
Posted by: Kevin Williamson at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (cfSRQ)
Mort if he still can think must be glad he sold it
Posted by: Avi at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (kSq2k)
Dude get SWATed and joins the enemy shortly thereafter.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Guy who ony likes tight monkeys at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (Tnijr)
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Randy bugger, eh? Details, we'll need details.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:08 PM (AFSld)
Ooo, for some reason, I kind of like Hathaway. Oh, yeah, the catsuit in Dark Knight Rises.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:03 PM (AFSld)
Buzz the capital at noon.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 08:05 PM (qleR6)
Strafing runs
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (rpqJl)
Other than that I can learn more by watching Downton Abbey reruns with my wife
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (7ZQe3)
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So women are buying fewer bras now you say? At least we've got some good news....
Posted by: Obligatory at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Eromero at May 21, 2020 07:58 PM (XhWtx)
Don't worry, the priest said to the Boy Scout, we both have parachutes. The hotshot lawyer took your backpack.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (Xmo7L)
Keep joking, but I don't like fucking monkeys on the loose in my neighborhood.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (9DbOM)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: FIIGMO at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (Qf08A)
Posted by: jeff carter at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (eeyFM)
The taser training starts next Tuesday!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (yQpMk)
As Jack Bauer was wont to do.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (AFSld)
And you all know what I mean.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (9DbOM)
The teacher was old school. Really OLD school.
Taught us with the Spanish pronunciation. !!!!
That ended that adventure for me. I'd never HEARD that in all my associations with the various hispanic folks I knew.
(this was before hispanic was even a thing)
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (/fsFg)
Wife's npr is reporting WA State Unemployment has been looted by foreign
nationals (Nigerians) for 100s of millions of $ using already stolen
data of 10s of thousands of Washingtonians. Flatten the curve.
Posted by: Rex B at May 21, 2020 08:08 PM (G7bj9)
How? Don't they know the address the checks were sent to or the bank accounts used for direct deposit? Surely the didn't send unemployment funds out of the country did they? Hell, probably.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (TLxpZ)
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Oh the quote about her finding backdoor action the most feminine thing she could imagine? Fake news. Seriously.
Posted by: Obligatory at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Rex B
That's a lot of Nigerian Prince's.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (n9Mj/)
Posted by: Skip
hey fat, you chose the wrong kind of exceptional growth
Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 08:11 PM (nFwvY)
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Randy bugger, eh? Details, we'll need details.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (WZ5i4)
Hey, Peter. Watch out for your cornhole, Bud.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 08:11 PM (A5zUN)
Yeah, the suit was so much better than her acting.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:11 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 21, 2020 08:11 PM (9DbOM)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (yQpMk)
Might be time to think about stopping. No?
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 08:11 PM (/fsFg)
I shit you not, it's loose in my area. Tewksbury, MA. Literally down the street.
Posted by: Al Qaeda at May 21, 2020 08:04 PM (9DbOM)
Mass Hysteria!!!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 08:05 PM (A5zUN)
Maybe it's heading to Kimball's for some ice cream.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2020 08:11 PM (2JVJo)
Remain Blessed.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 08:11 PM (5Zt1F)
Posted by: Michigan Attorney General at May 21, 2020 08:11 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: USNtakim at May 21, 2020 08:11 PM (0OmEj)
His advice to me was, that if suffering any symptoms of Covid-19 to go to the hospital that does instants tests, to call him day or night if positive and he would proscribe hydroxychloroquine and another drug that I can't recall. He volunteered the fact that he is taking the drug as a prophylactic, "Just like Donald Trump". I feel so much better.
Posted by: Javems at May 21, 2020 08:11 PM (ofIwF)
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:12 PM (+c1jw)
My local fake news says there's a fucking monkey on the loose!
A chimp with a chubby?
A baboon with a boner?
An orang with an o-rection?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 21, 2020 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (yQpMk)
OK, how about just a hand job ?
Posted by: Cornelius at May 21, 2020 08:12 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: LA Zoo Signs at May 21, 2020 08:12 PM (aDI6+)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 21, 2020 08:12 PM (Cus5s)
Shut up, Spider, and get my fuckin' drink.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 21, 2020 08:12 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Michigan Attorney General at May 21, 2020 08:11 PM (EgshT)
For some reason, this one got me to actually laugh out loud.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 08:12 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2020 08:12 PM (411+L)
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (+c1jw)
And, as I would have expected I note that you quite properly used the plural there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 08:12 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:13 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 21, 2020 08:05 PM (hku12)
Den Kommanduer der Karen Waffen Snitchen Staffel
Posted by: Boswell at May 21, 2020 08:13 PM (32YRo)
Todd Bensman@BensmanTodd
Two credible sources tell me the Naval Air Base shooter was a foreign-born naturalized U.S. citizen, drove up to gate wearing a head wrap, tac vest, and playing loud Arabic music before he opened fire.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2020 08:13 PM (+y/Ru)
I shit you not, it's loose in my area. Tewksbury, MA. Literally down the street.
Posted by: Al Qaeda at May 21, 2020 08:04 PM (9DbOM)
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Wait, AL Qaeda is here in the US and we are focusing on a fucking monkey?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2020 08:13 PM (WdocV)
BREAKING: Michigan Attorney General says Donald Trump is no longer welcome in the state of Michigan after the President did not wear a mask
in public
Waving the red cape in front of the bull, she is ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2020 08:13 PM (pNxlR)
i laughed. What's wrong with me?
oh wait...I'm sober. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2020 08:13 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: Obligatory at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (WdocV)
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Come back to the natural look....
Posted by: The 70s at May 21, 2020 08:13 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Rex B at May 21, 2020 08:13 PM (G7bj9)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 21, 2020 08:13 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Menack at May 21, 2020 08:13 PM (buTO7)
I shit you not, it's loose in my area. Tewksbury, MA. Literally down the street.
Posted by: Al Qaeda at May 21, 2020 08:04 PM (9DbOM)
How do you know it's a fucking monkey? Did your dog get knocked up?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2020 08:14 PM (Xmo7L)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:14 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Captain Moneky Fucker, Marvel's Newest SJW Approved Superhero at May 21, 2020 08:14 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Weasel
You have nothing to worry about unless WW has access to your vast array of armaments then things might get sporty.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 21, 2020 08:14 PM (n9Mj/)
Posted by: No one ever at May 21, 2020 08:14 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2020 08:14 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 21, 2020 08:15 PM (iTXRQ)
and deep fried butter recipes.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 21, 2020 08:15 PM (yQpMk)
I haven't read Paterrico in a long time. I understood he was Never Trump, but I kind of figured he'd be at least thoughtful about it.
Holy shit, that dude lost his fucking mind!
Jeez...
Posted by: Robert at May 21, 2020 08:01 PM (10g3T)
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You would think after three or four years of being WRONG!!!, that you would maybe take a few days and re-evaluate your beliefs?
Maybe just decide to avoid national politics for a year?
Posted by: rd at May 21, 2020 08:15 PM (+0uDE)
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Hmm, having seen many 70s movies featuring this look, it does require the women in question to weigh less then your average hippopotamus.
Posted by: Obligatory at May 21, 2020 08:15 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2020 08:15 PM (2JVJo)
Try the local sewer.
Posted by: Indiana Jones at May 21, 2020 08:15 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (+c1jw)
And, as I would have expected I note that you quite properly used the plural there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 08:12 PM (jnM20)
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Well, three. Gonna need a bigger Murse.
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:15 PM (+c1jw)
(I have no idea what I meant that to mean- I just wanted to say it.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Otter at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (pK7cg)
Posted by: Cornelius at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (aFWbw)
Because he did not jump in the middle of that situation, where guns were drawn.
We are off the rails folks.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (NgKpN)
It's sucked since Michael Kelly died.
Posted by: Dave C at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (kyZdb)
Posted by: Rex B at May 21, 2020 08:13 PM (G7bj9)
LMAO...and sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (XEfKE)
If it's a fucking monkey, it's a probably a bonobo. Those things are insatiable, and will even get their ghey on if no females are in reach.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (GbPPJ)
Todd Bensman@BensmanTodd
Two credible sources tell me the Naval Air Base shooter was a foreign-born naturalized U.S. citizen, drove up to gate wearing a head wrap, tac vest, and playing loud Arabic music before he opened fire.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 21, 2020 08:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Too bad we may never know the reason for his actions today!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:12 PM (+c1jw)
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WEASEL! Why the hell do you keep visiting that shed? And where did you get that limp? What's this bulk order of Viagra doing here????
Posted by: Weasel Woman at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (cfSRQ)
Maybe just decide to avoid national politics for a year?
I seriously think that someone needs to take a look at his pleas and convictions. He seems to be just fine with strong-arming innocent people into jail. Happens every day.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (yQpMk)
Trump wearing a mask will be his end.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 21, 2020 08:17 PM (9DbOM)
#StayHomeStaySafe
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left tells me Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 21, 2020 08:17 PM (ADuZP)
Nah, they aren't firing the models just closing some of the stores. They started out a catalog business anyway, the stores were kinda dumb to open up in malls to begin with
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:17 PM (KZzsI)
Because he did not jump in the middle of that situation, where guns were drawn.
Murder??? That is insanity.
Posted by: Indiana Jones at May 21, 2020 08:17 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (+c1jw)
Doesn't that automatically make it a range bag?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2020 08:17 PM (Xmo7L)
(I have no idea what I meant that to mean- I just wanted to say it.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (A5zUN)
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A few people here know the truth that I got the WAY better end of that deal!
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:17 PM (+c1jw)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2020 08:17 PM (2JVJo)
Yeah, the suit was so much better than her acting.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:11 PM (AFSld)
The Dark Knight wasn't the only thing that was rising.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Get the Flu Manchu Blues at the Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2020 08:18 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Skip
hey fat, you chose the wrong kind of exceptional growth
Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 08:11 PM (nFwvY)
***********
Just placed an order an hour ago. For all the 'ettes
Victoria's Secret is having an underwear sale, panties are 7 for $30. and bras are on sale too.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 21, 2020 08:18 PM (wiXsO)
(I have no idea what I meant that to mean- I just wanted to say it.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (A5zUN)
Don't bite the hand....i don't know why i said that either.
Wait...a stitch in time...no....
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2020 08:18 PM (XEfKE)
NO, no NO.
I am reliably informed that this was just a case of evil white Bubba and Bubba Jr. pointlessly shooting a poor young black man who was exploring local homes and turning his life around.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 08:18 PM (5Zt1F)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 21, 2020 08:18 PM (411+L)
Posted by: Atlantic Security Systems at May 21, 2020 08:18 PM (gnl1m)
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Well, after two months with no Paulo?!?! F*ck it I'm game.
Posted by: Some Tewksbury Wine Mom at May 21, 2020 08:18 PM (WdocV)
Nah, they aren't firing the models just closing some of the stores. They started out a catalog business anyway, the stores were kinda dumb to open up in malls to begin with
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:17 PM (KZzsI)
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Well my bubble has suffered a bracing decline in inflation.
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:18 PM (+c1jw)
Posted by: USNtakim at May 21, 2020 08:18 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:18 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Obligatory at May 21, 2020 08:09 PM (WdocV)
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Come back to the natural look....
Posted by: The 70s at May 21, 2020 08:13 PM (cfSRQ)
Seeing as how my dating pool is in the 50+ category?
No.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 08:18 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: The Rock in The Rundown at May 21, 2020 08:19 PM (V8zw+)
We are off the rails folks.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (NgKpN)
To be fair, he could have saved one life so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 08:19 PM (jnM20)
literate, fairly even handed, and thought-provoking. Its been a long
time though. over 25 years. Print is almost dead, as Egon predicted, but
they didn't have to hasten it by sucking and ramming hard left.
It's sucked since Michael Kelly died.
Posted by: Dave C at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (kyZdb)
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First Things is brilliant. I just subscribed and the first two issues have been amazing. I thought such things no longer existed, but there it is.
Highly recommend.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 21, 2020 08:19 PM (cfSRQ)
I mean, hypothetically.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 08:19 PM (A5zUN)
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Keep joking, but I don't like fucking monkeys on the loose in my neighborhood.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (9DbOM)
More of a "do it behind the shrubbery" guy, are we?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 21, 2020 08:19 PM (pNxlR)
I wish she had not followed the "I'll do slutty movies to show I'm all grown up now" path though. I liked her better before then.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:19 PM (KZzsI)
You have to take your victories where you find them.
Posted by: Cornelius at May 21, 2020 08:19 PM (aFWbw)
Because he did not jump in the middle of that situation, where guns were drawn.
Murder??? That is insanity.
Posted by: Indiana Jones at May 21, 2020 08:17 PM (AFSld)
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Probably felony murder, which was explained to us by one of our legal Morons a few days ago.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 21, 2020 08:19 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:17 PM (+c1jw)
Yeah, I knew as soon as you said WW that you HAD to have married up.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2020 08:19 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (yQpMk)
Might be time to think about stopping. No?
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 08:11 PM (/fsFg)
He can't get that monkey off his back.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 21, 2020 08:19 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:12 PM (+c1jw)
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WEASEL! Why the hell do you keep visiting that shed? And where did you get that limp? What's this bulk order of Viagra doing here????
Posted by: Weasel Woman at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (cfSRQ)
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It's a small barn!
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:19 PM (+c1jw)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Thanks Cannibal Bob. He died 5 years ago, had had some of his bank info stolen about 10 years before that. At least someone at the admin made a call to verify with my mom.
Posted by: Rex B at May 21, 2020 08:19 PM (G7bj9)
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In the future women won't even wear underwear.
Posted by: Something George Lucas told Carrie Fisher at May 21, 2020 08:19 PM (WdocV)
Princess Diaries. Nice film.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:19 PM (AFSld)
No.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 08:18 PM (NgKpN)
Count your blessings!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 08:19 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: jsg at May 21, 2020 08:20 PM (aFWbw)
I shit you not, it's loose in my area. Tewksbury, MA. Literally down the street.
Posted by: Al Qaeda at May 21, 2020 08:04 PM (9DbOM)
Mass Hysteria!!!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD
No need to panic until you see them riding motorcycles.
Posted by: Turn Two at May 21, 2020 08:20 PM (BHYVd)
Victoria's Secret is having an underwear sale, panties are 7 for $30. and bras are on sale too.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 21, 2020 08:18 PM (wiXsO)
Come on, you know internet rules,
Pics or it didn't happen!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 08:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Lulu at May 21, 2020 08:20 PM (C+We0)
I shit you not, it's loose in my area. Tewksbury, MA. Literally down the street.
Posted by: Al Qaeda at May 21, 2020 08:04 PM (9DbOM)
Mass Hysteria!!!!
Posted by: Aetius451AD
No need to panic until you see them riding motorcycles.
Posted by: Turn Two at May 21, 2020 08:20 PM (BHYVd)
Fucking Monkey?
Davey Jones?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 08:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 21, 2020 08:21 PM (yQpMk)
Because he did not jump in the middle of that situation, where guns were drawn.
We are off the rails folks.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (NgKpN)
Murder? Insanity
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2020 08:21 PM (rpqJl)
Really, stay apart, or we'll kill you.
This message brought to you by the committee to rule you forever. Seriously do what we tell you. We only want to keep you safe. Remember, we're all in this together, as long as we stay apart.
Posted by: BigZesty at May 21, 2020 08:21 PM (otVBO)
Posted by: Paul Krugman at May 21, 2020 08:21 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Jen the original at May 21, 2020 08:21 PM (kyDpo)
Victoria's Secret is having an underwear sale, panties are 7 for $30. and bras are on sale too.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 21, 2020 08:18 PM (wiXsO)
[insert bunk joke here]
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 08:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:12 PM
Ok, but that will require exceptional growth in my treats and belly rubs.
And a bracing decline in my video acting workload.
Posted by: WeaselDog at May 21, 2020 08:21 PM (DMUuz)
Keep joking, but I don't like fucking monkeys on the loose in my neighborhood.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (9DbOM)
Fucking a monkey on the loose. Now that would be a sight. Are you fast enough Sooth?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2020 08:21 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2020 08:21 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Gmac at May 21, 2020 08:22 PM (qZdIZ)
[creeps up on monkey]
Posted by: Otter at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (pK7cg)
Hello, police? I want to report an otter riding a monkey - they were not social distancing and neither were wearing masks?
Are you laughing? Are you laughing? what is your name and badge number - I want to talk to your supervisor!
Hello? Hello?
Posted by: Karen Empress of Nagging at May 21, 2020 08:22 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: jsg at May 21, 2020 08:22 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: Turn Two at May 21, 2020 08:20 PM (BHYVd)
Its those horse riding gorillas you got to look out for, ask Bright Eyes, he'll tell ya.
Posted by: Boswell at May 21, 2020 08:22 PM (32YRo)
Nextdoor has space between screeds about speeders and missing cats
Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2020 08:22 PM (Qpsn2)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2020 08:23 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 21, 2020 08:23 PM (9DbOM)
There's a chimp... OUT.
She's naughty naughty, lettin' it all hang out...
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:23 PM (AFSld)
Very disappointing.
Schadenboner status : wilted[x]
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 08:23 PM (5Zt1F)
Posted by: ConorDog at May 21, 2020 08:23 PM (jnM20)
***
I saw one NextDoor Karen complaining about someone not coming to a complete stop at an intersection. After mentioning there was not stop (or even yield) sign at the intersection.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 21, 2020 08:24 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Lancelot Link, Secret Chimp at May 21, 2020 08:24 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: Rex B at May 21, 2020 08:19 PM (G7bj9)
Gees. Ya hear that stuff but never think it can happen.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2020 08:24 PM (XEfKE)
Keep joking, but I don't like fucking monkeys on the loose in my neighborhood.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 21, 2020 08:10 PM (9DbOM)
Fucking a monkey on the loose. Now that would be a sight. Are you fast enough Sooth?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2020 08:21 PM (XEfKE)
/starts to sing
Here we come
running down your street
get the funniest looks from
everyone we meet
HEY HEY We're Fuckikng Monkeys
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 08:24 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 21, 2020 08:21 PM (H5knJ)
Yup, he's the smartest idiot in idiotown, so he does it for the praise...that's Patterico.
Posted by: Boswell at May 21, 2020 08:24 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2020 08:24 PM (+b1ew)
Really?
Trump orders flags to half-staff to honor coronavirus victims, fallen service members
https://tinyurl.com/y9cdsfg3
Posted by: YIKES! at May 21, 2020 08:25 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2020 08:25 PM (+b1ew)
Posted by: Mickey Dolenz at May 21, 2020 08:25 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 21, 2020 08:25 PM (4o2K3)
CBS Evening Liars had "breaking news"that Trump did not wear a mask at the factory.
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2020 08:25 PM (Tnijr)
That makes him part of a conspiracy. Whether he knew what was intended or not (and surely was surprised by what did happen) he's in it.
Word of warning, approaching someone with a shotgun in hand is pretty much aggravated assault. Unless you are LEO OR the guy just stole something and is running away. (and maybe even then).
McMichaels as a LEO himself should've KNOWN this.
This is where arrogance and assumptions can get you where you didn't want to go.
First off, in rl you don't go waving firearms in peoples faces. This is NOT TV. Someone will try to jump you especially if they've spent their life in the streets and around some bad asses. Those guys were not prepared for a guy who didn't Give a f*ck.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 08:26 PM (/fsFg)
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:12 PM
Ok, but that will require exceptional growth in my treats and belly rubs.
And a bracing decline in my video acting workload.
Posted by: WeaselDog at May 21, 2020 08:21 PM (DMUuz)
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We can call it a deal if you drop the agent and green room requirements!
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:26 PM (+c1jw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:26 PM (KZzsI)
***
I saw one NextDoor Karen complaining about someone not coming to a complete stop at an intersection. After mentioning there was not stop (or even yield) sign at the intersection.
Posted by: 18-1
My wife won't let me post coyote reports on the missing cat threads
Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Qpsn2)
"Dear Karen,
We have your cat.
If you wish to receive him back unharmed, immediately delete your account here at Next-door.com.
If you continue to complain about your neighbors, you'll still receive your cat back, fried, chopped, boiled, sous vided, and sautéed.
Your choice.
Signed,
Your loving neighbors"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 21, 2020 08:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Washington Examiner wrote if he's convicted he is eligible for the death penalty. Wow.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:27 PM (AFSld)
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"In an area"? Anyone know if it's where employees are required to wear masks already?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left tells me Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 21, 2020 08:27 PM (ADuZP)
Really?
Trump orders flags to half-staff to honor coronavirus victims, fallen service members
https://tinyurl.com/y9cdsfg3
Posted by: YIKES! at May 21, 2020 08:25 PM (t6XCL)
I actually like that Trump tries to be a good president for everyone and not just one side of the spectrum.
Posted by: Emmie at May 21, 2020 08:28 PM (ouBhA)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2020 08:21 PM (rpqJl)
Maybe an intentional overcharge to get the guy to rat out his pals?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2020 08:28 PM (Xmo7L)
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:26 PM (+c1jw)
Who do you think I am? Benji? I am not your furred simp!
Green Room stays. We'll reduce the fee, it will come out of the agent's portion.
Posted by: WeaselDog at May 21, 2020 08:28 PM (A5zUN)
His advice to me was, that if suffering any symptoms of Covid-19 to go to the hospital that does instants tests, to call him day or night if positive and he would proscribe hydroxychloroquine and another drug that I can't recall. He volunteered the fact that he is taking the drug as a prophylactic, "Just like Donald Trump". I feel so much better.
Posted by: Javems at May 21, 2020 08:11 PM (ofIwF)
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I hope he doesn't make that confession to the wrong person. The Progressive Screech Brigade would try to destroy him.
Hydroxy Chloriquine is being used in India as a prophylaxis for medical staff and anyone exposed to a Chinese Coronavirus infected person. They give it to their spouse and caregivers.
They offerd it to the 10,000 person Mumbai Police Department. 4,500 took it, no deaths, but some minor positive cases. 5,500 didn't, nine deaths more illnesses.
Parts of India's Medical staff has been using it as a prophylaxis since March.
But what would those dirty wogs know, said the learned Progressives.
Posted by: rd at May 21, 2020 08:28 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:26 PM (KZzsI)
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Time to start looking for cheap mimeograph machines.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 21, 2020 08:28 PM (4o2K3)
Because he did not jump in the middle of that situation, where guns were drawn.
We are off the rails folks.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 08:16 PM (NgKpN)
The FBI has a warrant out for Abraham Zapruder
for the assassination of JFK
Posted by: REDACTED at May 21, 2020 08:28 PM (UUUON)
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Yeah, it's meaningless these days. NC's is down more than it's up, and no one notices anymore. Yay.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left tells me Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 21, 2020 08:29 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: jakee308
Actually they were, and reacted quickly. Filming it, bad idea.
Posted by: Jean at May 21, 2020 08:29 PM (Qpsn2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Mom and I had a good laugh about it. "Dad's elaborate scheme to fake his death and continue on living but just needed a little more cash." I'm glad he isnt around to see how far WA state has gone to the dogs.
Posted by: Rex B at May 21, 2020 08:29 PM (G7bj9)
However, it was Ed Morrissey calling out GQ for saying George Wallace was...yes...a Republican.
The guy was running for the Democratic nomination all the way up to 1976 for crying out loud. This is not hard, you know nothing dipshits.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 21, 2020 08:29 PM (JCrfD)
My wife won't let me post coyote reports on the missing cat threads
*14 yr old Glenmorangie through the nose*
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 08:29 PM (5Zt1F)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:26 PM (KZzsI)
November is the cut-off month, one way or the other.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2020 08:30 PM (0QYMt)
So just the Little Eichmanns then.
Posted by: Fen at May 21, 2020 08:30 PM (WE806)
You'd think Trump would be more aware of the flag code but he does have shitty advisors.
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2020 08:30 PM (Tnijr)
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All the smart people know this, dumbass. It's why modern Republicans celebrate FDR's accomplishments and modern Democrats look back to Coolidge with such admiration.
Duh. Read a book, loser.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left tells me Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 21, 2020 08:31 PM (ADuZP)
My wife won't let me post coyote reports on the missing cat threads
*14 yr old Glenmorangie through the nose*
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 08:29 PM (5Zt1F)
Lived on a green belt in Denver. Had a Coyote who lived out in the South 40 down the block a bit.
Dog and him used to stare each other down as the Coyote would trot by outside the fence.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 21, 2020 08:31 PM (NgKpN)
W, WW, WD are treasures and part of what makes the HQ worth returning to despite the dickheads and pearl clutchers....
Posted by: Ped Xing at May 21, 2020 08:31 PM (qew/l)
I don't want these smug Dunning-Kruger prigs anywhere near the code that runs my bank account, or my car, or the heart monitor that's keeping me alive in the hospital.
Yep, Dave C, it looks Steve Jobs' trophy wife got tired of pouring money down that particular rathole.
Our local communist rag is under new ownership once again, after the previous owner's now-ex-husband got tired of funding her hobby "newspaper".
The new owners didn't fire all the communist reporters and replace them, though, so I'm sure it's only a matter of time until it's on the auction block again.
Maybe sooner or later someone will buy it who understands it's fucking stupid to run a communist newspaper in a conservative/libertarian state.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2020 08:32 PM (mNq/0)
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2020 08:30 PM (Tnijr)
Oh for an honest person in government service...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 08:32 PM (jnM20)
OOH, can I run them? I loved the hand-cranked one we had in our little 4-room country elementary school. It smelled so good.
That's one bit in Fast Times at Ridgemont High young people don't appreciate these days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 21, 2020 08:32 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 21, 2020 08:32 PM (+b1ew)
***
I saw one NextDoor Karen complaining about someone not coming to a complete stop at an intersection. After mentioning there was not stop (or even yield) sign at the intersection.
Posted by: 18-1
My wife won't let me post coyote reports on the missing cat threads
Posted by: Jean
me and the neighbors are currently carrying out a capture and spay operation on the cat lady next door.
so far, 27 captured, 25 spayed (two were already spayed but cat lady doesn't chip or clip the ears), 6 kittens in foster homes. about 2 dozen more to go. there would be hundreds soon if we didn't act. cat lady is pissed. fuck her.
Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 08:32 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:32 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2020 08:32 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:33 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2020 08:33 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:34 PM (AFSld)
Or excessive ammo and burning desire to unleash it.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 08:34 PM (5Zt1F)
certain lifestyle to maintain for their wives, but NT is running out of
venues to work at. And those billionaire leftists aren't going to pay
to prop up lame newsletters for much longer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:26 PM (KZzsI)
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Various filings have indicated that Jonah Goldberg pulls down mid-six figures in income.
Yeah, a neopotist legacy hire who makes stale Simpsons jokes get north of half a mil.
Thing is, I bet he doesn't save much of it. That big house, the au pair, the nice cars, etc. all add up.
So if that gravy train dries up, he's going to have to move out of the Beltway, because you know he's living at the limit of his credit.
This is why there is so much incandescent rage from these people.
They imagined they were going to live the good life, and now, horribly, inexplicably, they might have to go back to being middle class.
The horror. The horror.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 21, 2020 08:34 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Rex B at May 21, 2020 08:29 PM (G7bj9)
I think that too. My dad would shake his head in disgust...as he did with me a few times when i became a stupid college kid and tried to get his mind right. Cause i was so smart...and all... Lol.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 21, 2020 08:34 PM (XEfKE)
Posted by: DBCooper at May 21, 2020 08:34 PM (y1Mvi)
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NC will drop it for state employees, politicians, and service members that were either born in NC or stationed here.
So yeah, people who give a sh*t about the flag notice days when it's up more than when it's down. Ain't that something?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left tells me Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 21, 2020 08:34 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: Miklos with a hookah at May 21, 2020 08:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 08:35 PM (u82oZ)
I'm guessing he's just a shlub that knew these guys and they talked him into videoing them stopping Arbery.
He will not stand up and will give the DA any juicy tidbits as to mental state of the McMicheals before (days/weeks before) and after the event.
Anything they thought they might be able to hide from investigators (if there is any) is now going to be found out.
And that's how you roll a witness. Nothing like a real live body up there testifying to the nasty attitudes and demeanor of guys who were about to commit murder.
Juries lap it up. It's better than a tape recording. (not by much but you can't ask a tape questions for effect)
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 08:35 PM (/fsFg)
Addendum: There should've been a huge sarc tag there in case it wasn't obvious.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left tells me Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 21, 2020 08:35 PM (ADuZP)
"Just a minute, Bill, I'm writing an article. What? A 5 minute meeting with HR? Why? OK, I'm coming, I'm coming. But I want to get back to this article soon, it's going to be great."
...
Posted by: Atlantic Employee #67 at May 21, 2020 08:36 PM (dOV9E)
W, WW, WD are treasures and part of what makes the HQ worth returning to despite the dickheads and pearl clutchers....
Posted by: Ped Xing at May 21, 2020 08:31 PM (qew/l
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Thanks! We have pearl clutchers?
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:36 PM (MVjcR)
This is what the passive risk aversion of NeverTrumpers leads to - an impotent defence of positions that never should have been in place to begin with.
And it's a typical tactic the Left uses: tie up the Right with arguments that water isn't wet so they can't move on anything of consequence.
It think the Kristol debate over what defines a sandwich was just a preview.
Posted by: Fen at May 21, 2020 08:36 PM (WE806)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 21, 2020 08:36 PM (Z+IKu)
***
We give you good code make nice for security your bank account!
Posted by: Ganeesh Mahfoodabanav - Senior Coding Programmer #234 on H2B1 Visa at May 21, 2020 08:36 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 08:35 PM (u82oZ)
It's good for cleaning up the crime scene after.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 08:37 PM (/fsFg)
Lucianne probably still has his old room ready, complete with footy pajamas and a cup of hot cocoa.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2020 08:37 PM (mNq/0)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 21, 2020 08:37 PM (s2VJv)
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Wait a minute....the instruction manual says you give them immunity, a rim job, and THEN ask nicely. What the hell are you on?
Posted by: Chris Wray at May 21, 2020 08:37 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Miklos in the Break Barrel at May 21, 2020 08:37 PM (QzkSJ)
positions that never should have been in PLAY to begin with.
Like having to rescue Kavanaugh from being burnt at the stake. His nomination should have been a gimme put.
Posted by: Fen at May 21, 2020 08:37 PM (WE806)
And as a warning to anyone who might consider something similar in the future. Destroying the guys life to teach us a lesson.
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2020 08:37 PM (Tnijr)
That's another masculine scent for cologne makers: mimeograph ink. Smell like that, she'll love to snuggle up to you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:33 PM (KZzsI)
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Cordite mingled with axle grease.
Southern girls will openly agree, but northern ones will lie about it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 21, 2020 08:37 PM (cfSRQ)
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I have to sleep on the couch whenever I handle gear oil or change brake fluid.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left tells me Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 21, 2020 08:38 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 21, 2020 08:38 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Join The Masquerade with Quality Facial Wear from The Outrage Outlet! at May 21, 2020 08:38 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2020 08:38 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 08:38 PM (/fsFg)
Seth Mandel offered them all jobs at the washington examiner mag...
"To all those hit by the layoffs: Please feel free to pitch us. We publish features on everything from politics to puzzles and have the strongest, most eclectic life & arts section in any national mag. And ask the non-righties who write for us regularly: we don't bite! Reach out."
Posted by: lymond at May 21, 2020 08:39 PM (Jvjtu)
1954. The dude thought up a web-like hypertext system in 1954.
Albeit his used rolls of microfilm rather than computer files, the basic idea was there.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2020 08:40 PM (mNq/0)
Dexter's Lab was good.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 21, 2020 08:40 PM (9DbOM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:40 PM (KZzsI)
Sounds ghey. I bet they have articles on the art of shaving your balls.
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2020 08:41 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: jbspry at May 21, 2020 08:41 PM (8V4Sv)
Southern girls will openly agree, but northern ones will lie about it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAQv1pxrpy4
Posted by: Miklos "Bubba" Molnar at May 21, 2020 08:41 PM (QzkSJ)
At least it lets you get outside, meet people, and get your thoughts together before you commit them to the word-processor. Traffic sucks, tho...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Lines Flt. Attendant at May 21, 2020 08:41 PM (q9+CU)
How many more steps are left between this and flinging Quaaludes wrapped in bacon over the fence?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 08:41 PM (5Zt1F)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 21, 2020 08:41 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2020 08:41 PM (Tnijr)
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I hear it's breathtaking.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 21, 2020 08:41 PM (4o2K3)
Posted by: jbspry at May 21, 2020 08:41 PM (8V4Sv)
Someone is not practicing Social Distancing.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 21, 2020 08:41 PM (CcOog)
Yep - If your Range goes from Cock Curious to Definitely Cock Interested.
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2020 08:42 PM (a+G5Z)
Baby powder I can sort of understand.
Brain:
"Smell like baby. Me no have baby. Me want baby. Man here. Man can give baby."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2020 08:42 PM (mNq/0)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2020 08:42 PM (g/u4p)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:40 PM (KZzsI)
It does explain how Brian Stelter reproduced...
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 21, 2020 08:42 PM (PiwSw)
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"We believe comments can be bad for science. That's why we're closing our comment section."
- Popular Science
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left tells me Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 21, 2020 08:42 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:36 PM (MVjcR)
Notice he does not ask about assholes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 08:42 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:40 PM (KZzsI)
Oh boy! Oh boy! Here I come! Say hello to my little friend!
Posted by: Brian Stelter at May 21, 2020 08:42 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
Your father did well, CB.
Posted by: Rex B at May 21, 2020 08:42 PM (G7bj9)
Posted by: BluesFish at May 21, 2020 08:43 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2020 08:43 PM (2JVJo)
A man can dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 21, 2020 08:43 PM (Z+IKu)
That's my line: "No More Social Distancing!" Then pounce.
Or chase her around the living room with a pair of ice tongs yelling Piranha. One or the other.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 08:43 PM (u82oZ)
It's not like women when they shave their bits. That's hot.
Razor burn, nicks and such in an area of sweat and heat is not conducive for feeling fresh and comfortable.
Plus after a while there's the stubble and that itches like crazy.
I had a legitimate reason for doing so and I will never ever do that again.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 08:43 PM (/fsFg)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:43 PM (AFSld)
The En-Snippening?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 21, 2020 08:44 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Soothsayer,
Dexter's accent was a combination of Hungarian and Swedish.
Posted by: Miklos, figuring DeeDee is all growed up now at May 21, 2020 08:44 PM (QzkSJ)
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My wife *LURVS* the smell of baby shampoo. Apparently she's not alone. The hypothesis is that a particular act ultimately leads to the requirement for baby shampoo, and we don't have a baby, so there is a drive to engage in said act in order to produce required baby.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left tells me Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 21, 2020 08:44 PM (ADuZP)
We discussed a GoFund Me for your needs a while back. Do we need to dress one up as a Gibson Girl? I hear that costs extra.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 08:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Two Men and a Truck at May 21, 2020 08:45 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2020 08:46 PM (g/u4p)
found the sexiest on men, and like baby powder and candy won out. How
that translates into urge to breed to women I do not know.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:40 PM (KZzsI)
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Baby powder says: man who will create and care for children, duh.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 21, 2020 08:46 PM (cfSRQ)
Other than AoSHQ and Tucker, I haven't read or heard a word about this horrific scandal, which means the propaganda outlets are doing their real job (except for the people formerly at The Atlantic and other places, who are staying at home now because we are all in this together).
Flatten the curve, motherfucking former propaganda whores, flatten the curve.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 21, 2020 08:46 PM (puu6v)
It's not like women when they shave their bits. That's hot.
Razor burn, nicks and such in an area of sweat and heat is not conducive for feeling fresh and comfortable.
Plus after a while there's the stubble and that itches like crazy.
I had a legitimate reason for doing so and I will never ever do that again.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 08:43 PM (/fsFg)
Yeah, you need to strop that straight razor about 30 times on each side, very gently, on a leather belt, before you proceed. I am not asking about the "legitimate reason" because I do not want the answer in my head.
Posted by: Splunge at May 21, 2020 08:46 PM (dOV9E)
Remember the Epilady? A kind of rotating spring thingie that ripped the hairs out by the roots?
Many years ago, a friend of mine was getting a vasectomy, and was ordered to shave first. He spotted his wife's Epilady, and, not fully understanding its mode of action, though "Hmm... designed for women, must be very gentle."
That experiment ended very quickly.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2020 08:46 PM (mNq/0)
Posted by: Two Men and a Truck at May 21, 2020 08:45 PM (sWM8x)
I'd tell him thanks, but I've got the Pacific, just outside.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 08:46 PM (VpTlZ)
Bacon Wench qualifications aside.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2020 08:46 PM (g/u4p)
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Poor decision making skills, tho.
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:47 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H.
Keep your powder dry, and don't shoot until.... well, you know.
Posted by: Miklos, Order of the Day (at night too) at May 21, 2020 08:48 PM (QzkSJ)
The women's are just grateful that it doesn't smell like ass down there or a ten day old dead fish.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 08:48 PM (/fsFg)
One wonders about the smell of Vaseline.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2020 08:48 PM (2JVJo)
Its hilarious, they did a study of the scents women found the sexiest on men, and like baby powder and candy won out.
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Forget the pop psychology about reminding women of a baby. The truth is it's because that smells like a man already in a committed relationship.
Posted by: ... at May 21, 2020 08:48 PM (li+1I)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:33 PM
Only if she is over 50, Christopher.
Posted by: TXMarko at May 21, 2020 08:48 PM (UZv16)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 08:46 PM (VpTlZ)
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Moose out front should have told him.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 21, 2020 08:48 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2020 08:48 PM (g/u4p)
Sexy.
And then the hair grew back.
I was rubbing against cinder blocks fercrissakes.
Don't do it.
Posted by: jsg at May 21, 2020 08:49 PM (aFWbw)
He didn't have much to say...
Posted by: DBCooper at May 21, 2020 08:49 PM (y1Mvi)
Now we do: both halves!
Posted by: Regular joe at May 21, 2020 08:49 PM (L9P9s)
In-Person events were big business for this trashrag?
Well, I guess wishing everyone gets covid wasn't a smart fucking business move.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 21, 2020 08:49 PM (lg/F7)
Many years ago, a friend of mine was getting a vasectomy, and was ordered to shave first. He spotted his wife's Epilady, and, not fully understanding its mode of action, though "Hmm... designed for women, must be very gentle."
That experiment ended very quickly.
Wouldn't it have been easier to lather up with Nair?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2020 08:49 PM (2JVJo)
She is an excellent bacon wench, I agree. But how can you measure a smile and a heart as big as Texas? I do not have calibrated instruments for that.
But you rate. Just saying.
{{{......Ben Had......}}}
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 08:49 PM (u82oZ)
My word as a Moron.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2020 08:48 PM (g/u4p)
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I'm right there with you, sister!
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 08:49 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2020 08:49 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: DBCooper at May 21, 2020 08:49 PM (y1Mvi)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 21, 2020 08:50 PM (Z+IKu)
baby. The truth is it's because that smells like a man already in a
committed relationship.
Posted by: ... at May 21, 2020 08:48 PM (li+1I)
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With children.
Which is catnip to the "ticking biological clock" demographic.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 21, 2020 08:50 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Head Monkey at May 21, 2020 08:50 PM (gnl1m)
My word as a Moron.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2020 08:48 PM (g/u4p)
Hoping, I do not have to rent an RV and drive there with Conor!
You will be providing masks, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 08:50 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:40 PM (KZzsI)
So if I roll around in baby powder and crushed Sweettarts it'll help me get laid?
Well...worth a try.
Posted by: Robert at May 21, 2020 08:51 PM (10g3T)
He didn't have much to say...
Posted by: DBCooper at May 21, 2020 08:49 PM (y1Mvi)
Like that. That's what I want to drop.
How to Make No Fucking Friends.
Posted by: jsg at May 21, 2020 08:51 PM (aFWbw)
Those are almost always scam callers anyway.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2020 08:51 PM (mNq/0)
My word as a Moron.
Thank the Lord. I cannot wait to see everyone and especially you Ben!
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2020 08:51 PM (dUJdY)
committed relationship.
Posted by: ... at May 21, 2020 08:48 PM (li+1I)
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With children.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 21, 2020 08:50 PM (cfSRQ
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Wait, are we talking about Joe Biden here?
Posted by: ... at May 21, 2020 08:52 PM (li+1I)
I just got my online journalism degree. I heard about the layoffs and just wanted to throw my hat into the ring for one of those primo jobs that opened up.
My bona fides are I was President pro team of our auto club and put out a biannual two page newsletter. I was also editor in chief of the local laundromat advert, so I also have experience in advertising.
About myself. I like moonlit walks in the deep dark forest. I also like the feeling of old cigarette ashes rubbed on my back. My hobbies are collecting Dung Beetles and killing Stink Bugs.
I hope you will give my application and resume the attention it deserves.
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 21, 2020 08:52 PM (8nUpF)
Posted by: My porn name at May 21, 2020 08:52 PM (QLPEO)
Claimants say it causes ovarian cancer.
So of course that would be some women's favorite scent. Good Lord.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 21, 2020 08:52 PM (8IOEj)
Well...worth a try.
Posted by: Robert at May 21, 2020 08:51 PM (10g3T)
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And a wedding ring.
I knew a guy who got divorced, was used to wearing it by habit and kept doing so because he did better with it on than with it off.
Women are weird.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 21, 2020 08:53 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: ... at May 21, 2020 08:48 PM (li+1I)
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That's a great observation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left tells me Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 21, 2020 08:53 PM (ADuZP)
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Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 08:53 PM (5Zt1F)
Claimants say it causes ovarian cancer.
Muff Snuff : Not Even Once
Posted by: garrett at May 21, 2020 08:53 PM (XcwnU)
Posted by: ... at May 21, 2020 08:48 PM (li+1I)
Now there's a thing. Women are attracted more to a man who has a woman than one who does not. (unless he's very rich, very handsome, has a verified 10" joy stick)
I got more flirts when going with someone than not. I don't know what it's like as the men and women thing has changed a lot since my days of pursuit.
It was surprising and somewhat disconcerting. It's no wonder so many men "cheat".
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 08:53 PM (/fsFg)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2020 08:53 PM (g/u4p)
https://tinyurl.com/y9lsqtfw
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2020 08:53 PM (Tnijr)
No different from any other animal.
Ever see a litter of puppies eating out of multiple bowls? They'll somehow decide that one of them is the "good" bowl and all try to eat out of that one.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2020 08:54 PM (mNq/0)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left tells me Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 21, 2020 08:54 PM (ADuZP)
Claimants say it causes ovarian cancer.
Huh? Where are they using the baby powder? Or do I not want to know?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 08:54 PM (VpTlZ)
Posted by: ... at May 21, 2020 08:52 PM (li+1I)
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No, Hunter. Try to keep up.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 21, 2020 08:54 PM (cfSRQ)
I got a call from the VA State Police Association asking for a few bucks. I said I'd really like to contribute but the infanticidal gun grabbing lame excuse we have for a governor in Virginia has effectively closed my business, bankrupted me, and I am worried about being able to feed my family this weekend!
He hung up!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 08:55 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - The left tells me Trump has saved 2 million people since January at May 21, 2020 08:55 PM (ADuZP)
Candy might be in the same category, but probably only for women who have had kids before. The scent of White Claw and Red Bull seems to be the trick to younger women, from what I've seen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2020 08:56 PM (g/u4p)
Due ti 18,000 lawsuits. About talc, IIRC. More proof science teaching is dead.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 08:56 PM (u82oZ)
Claimants say it causes ovarian cancer.
Yeah that makes sense. Its been used for 140 years and now suddenly its deadly? Somehow I'm filled with doubt.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:57 PM (KZzsI)
Claimants say it causes ovarian cancer.
So of course that would be some women's favorite scent. Good Lord.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 21, 2020 08:52 PM (8IOEj)
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They took the talc version of baby powder off the market.
The baking soda version is still being sold.
Talc has some health issues if you inhale.
Posted by: Boots at May 21, 2020 08:57 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: jsg at May 21, 2020 08:57 PM (aFWbw)
Where are the angry articles demanding that Steve Job's widow continue to subsidize the magazine to keep everyone employed?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2020 08:57 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 08:57 PM (u82oZ)
Going to be a lot of chafing, pissed off old people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 08:57 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 08:53 PM (/fsFg)
It's because women figure the guy's been vetted by another woman, and so is unlikely to be an Ed Gein wannabe.
It's why it's much easier to get a job when you've already got one, than if you don't.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 08:57 PM (VpTlZ)
only for women who have had kids before. The scent of White Claw and
Red Bull seems to be the trick to younger women, from what I've seen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:56 PM (KZzsI)
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Hoppe's No. 9.
Maybe the appeal isn't as widespread, but the women who like it are definitely keepers.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 21, 2020 08:57 PM (cfSRQ)
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My sister had one. We both called it Epitorture.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 21, 2020 08:58 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: My porn name at May 21, 2020 08:58 PM (QLPEO)
I know I got more attention when i was with a girl than without. I think its a combo of three things.
1) competitiveness: I'm better than that bitch, let me show you!
2) quality: if he's good enough to get her, then maybe he's good enough for me!
3) safety: I can flirt with this one, he's taken and won't get too carried away
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 21, 2020 08:59 PM (r+sAi)
Most humans are quite satisfied to be lead around as long as certain desires are satisfied or the opportunity to satisfy them is there.
They don't want to think too hard or make judgments. Investigate to find the facts of a situation.
This is why the Revolutionary war was fought by a minority of the citizens. Sure some of them may have helped but from the sounds of the privations the Army went thru somehow I doubt the degree.
This is a fact of the human species and it's not specific to any ethnicity or race or country.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 21, 2020 08:59 PM (/fsFg)
Posted by: DBCooper at May 21, 2020 08:59 PM (y1Mvi)
Claimants say it causes ovarian cancer.
So of course that would be some women's favorite scent. Good Lord.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 21, 2020 08:52 PM (8IOEj)
Well, you have to use the stuff made from real babies. That Chinese shit with the melamine is bad news.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2020 08:59 PM (Xmo7L)
Claimants say it causes ovarian cancer.
Sounds like the Roundup bullshit.
How would the talc get ... you know ...?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 08:59 PM (VpTlZ)
I'll give it this: it did look incredibly effective. I bet you didn't grow hair there for weeks after ripping them all out with a spring.
Talc has some health issues if you inhale.
Well no kidding, so do dice and battery acid. You're not supposed to be huffing the stuff.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 09:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 08:57 PM (u82oZ)
Don't make me come over there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 09:00 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at May 21, 2020 09:00 PM (w7KSn)
We disagreed on that.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 09:00 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Weasel at May 21, 2020 09:00 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 21, 2020 09:00 PM (9DbOM)
You don't want to start that stuff. Up here in Canada, the idiot Liberal government put the flags at half-mast when the first Canadian soldier was killed in Afghanistan. Then the next one, and the next one, until it became ridiculous. It goes to show how far removed we were from the whole idea of war, as if death in combat were some sort of unnatural outrage. It made us look weak and childish. The Conservatives quietly put a stop to that trend once the government changed, and nobody really protested.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 21, 2020 09:00 PM (ObSq3)
Anyone know who said that?
Bet he'd be laughing...
Oscar Wilde
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at May 21, 2020 09:01 PM (ZSK0i)
It's not a purse. It's European.
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 21, 2020 09:01 PM (axCwm)
How would the talc get ... you know ...?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 08:59 PM (VpTlZ)
Well, it's like a gymnast powdering up her hands before she starts flinging herself around on the uneven bars...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 09:01 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Fritz at May 21, 2020 09:01 PM (95j/9)
Here, I'll immanentize a new thread by posting.
Lovely day spent outside. Truly, it was a paradise.
I'm only now reading Sefton's links.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 21, 2020 09:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 09:02 PM (5Zt1F)
We are going to be the prototype buddy movies with our adventures distracting police forces from all levels of government.
Ben Had can take care of herself.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 09:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 21, 2020 09:01 PM (A5zUN)
Did she ... uh ... not quite clear the uneven bars, then?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 09:02 PM (VpTlZ)
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 21, 2020 09:03 PM (ObSq3)
I don't want these smug Dunning-Kruger prigs anywhere near the code that runs my bank account, or my car, or the heart monitor that's keeping me alive in the hospital.
Yep, Dave C, it looks Steve Jobs' trophy wife got tired of pouring money down that particular rathole.
Our local communist rag is under new ownership once again, after the previous owner's now-ex-husband got tired of funding her hobby "newspaper".
The new owners didn't fire all the communist reporters and replace them, though, so I'm sure it's only a matter of time until it's on the auction block again.
Maybe sooner or later someone will buy it who understands it's fucking stupid to run a communist newspaper in a conservative/libertarian state.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2020 08:32 PM (mNq/0)
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Fantasy of Staff meeting with all the reporters and editorial staff at the bankruptedd Mpls Strib that I now control:
Okay! Great! Now Everyone that believes we need to make a difference in our community, Everyone that is out to make this world a better place!
Follow Me!!! Let's Go! Go! Go! Go!
Down to the loading dock, through several locking doors, and then surrounded by Security Guards, and lined up to receive their severance package from HR.
Return to the room, and tell the few remaining people, "The only thing that matters is the facts, the who, what, where, when, why, and how. The editorials are only on the editorial page. Every Far-right will have a matching far left. Anyone that is Socialist or Communist will be identified clearly as such. Christian does not mean bigoted."
Add a few real reporters, the kind that get your phone ringing as politicians screech about image and unfair treatment.
Posted by: rd at May 21, 2020 09:03 PM (+0uDE)
Canada, the idiot Liberal government put the flags at half-mast when the
first Canadian soldier was killed in Afghanistan. Then the next one,
and the next one, until it became ridiculous. It goes to show how far
removed we were from the whole idea of war, as if death in combat were
some sort of unnatural outrage. It made us look weak and childish. The
Conservatives quietly put a stop to that trend once the government
changed, and nobody really protested.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 21, 2020 09:00 PM (ObSq3)
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But this is Trump. Reflexive, unthinking opposition is the rule.
He's going to make all the Dems insist on venerating Old Glory and flying her proudly.
Oh, and flag-burning will now be bad because Trump's proposal dishonors our Sacred National Symbol.
The guy is a genius.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 21, 2020 09:03 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 21, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Turn Two at May 21, 2020 09:03 PM (BHYVd)
It's turning out that inhaling ground up rocks and solids is not such a healthy thing. Talc, asbestos, silicon (silicosis), black lung (coal), etc., etc.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at May 21, 2020 09:03 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 21, 2020 09:03 PM (Z+IKu)
Hey...I'll try anything once.
But I'm not gonna like it.
Posted by: eleven at May 21, 2020 09:03 PM (QLPEO)
Correct. But the principle of the thing can be applied in many directions.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at May 21, 2020 09:04 PM (ZSK0i)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 09:04 PM (5Zt1F)
Anyone know who said that?
Bet he'd be laughing...
Oscar Wilde
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at May 21, 2020 09:01 PM (ZSK0i)
I believe when he said it he was talking about the death of Little Nell in The Old Curiosity Shop.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2020 09:04 PM (2JVJo)
You can be damned sure I'll stand up when they ban rosin because of bull rigging and saddle bronc rigging.
Let 'er Buck.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2020 09:05 PM (g/u4p)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 09:05 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 21, 2020 09:03 PM (sWM8x)
Inhalation is not the problem, IFYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 09:05 PM (VpTlZ)
His latest:
The System Failed The Test
OrangeManBad!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2020 09:05 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 09:05 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2020 09:06 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 21, 2020 08:51 PM (mNq/0)
Got a call too, it was for heroes families. I asked if it would be distributed whether they were union or not. We commenced to argue.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 09:07 PM (Lq54C)
It's turning out that inhaling ground up rocks and solids is not such a healthy thing. Talc, asbestos, silicon (silicosis), black lung (coal), etc., etc.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at May 21, 2020 09:03 PM (ZSK0i)
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Talc has some naturally occurring asbestos in it, they are both mined in the same general areas.
Talc sold in the USA is supposed to have the asbestos removed, ever since the 1970's.
As you stated above, not a good idea to inhale powdered rocks.
Posted by: Boots at May 21, 2020 09:07 PM (oGBso)
As I'lll be driving my own car, ... no. And a very mad and heavily armed Carrie Fisher is unpossible. She is dead.
But we can sing, right?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 09:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Turn Two at May 21, 2020 09:03 PM (BHYVd)
Just in time for graduation!
HS baseball practices usually start in February (in CA)/ March, for the season starting in late March/ early April.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 09:07 PM (VpTlZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2020 09:08 PM (Xmo7L)
President Trump 110%
Joe Biden -10%
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 21, 2020 09:03 PM (Z+IKu)
Obviously you understand neither demographics or industrial strength cheating!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 09:08 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 21, 2020 09:08 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 09:08 PM (5Zt1F)
Herd immunity, except for the bus driver.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 09:05 PM (u82oZ)
I guess I won't have to worry about getting the 72 year old driver that is obese, and likely high BP (the one that gets us lost all the time) driving for us this summer. So, one positive.
Posted by: Turn Two at May 21, 2020 09:08 PM (BHYVd)
He can always follow the example of Denny Doherty of the Mammas & the Papas, when his music career foundered. He remembered he owned a house back in Nova Scotia, went back and got the lead in 'Theodore Tugboat'. A Canadian can always come back.
Posted by: Dr. Mabuse at May 21, 2020 09:09 PM (ObSq3)
Posted by: Boots at May 21, 2020 09:07 PM (oGBso)
Pro tip: it's not a good idea to inhale ANY powder. Lungs did not evolve to deal with lots of powder.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 09:09 PM (VpTlZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 21, 2020 09:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 09:09 PM (5Zt1F)
That's the joke - people go into journalism because they can't deal with math and structured logical thinking. They'd make terrible programmers.
A random laid-off coal miner has a better chance of being a decent programmer, since he probably hasn't been adversely selected against for mathematical talent.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2020 09:09 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 21, 2020 09:08 PM (sWM8x)
Now THERE'S
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 09:10 PM (VpTlZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 09:10 PM (VpTlZ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 09:10 PM (5Zt1F)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 21, 2020 09:10 PM (IMs9M)
HS baseball practices usually start in February (in CA)/ March, for the season starting in late March/ early April.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 09:07 PM (VpTlZ)
I think we are the only state in the nation that has (Only) summer HS baseball (though I heard Neb is running their season now). Our season begins first of May with games begins three weeks later. State tournament finishes end of July.
Posted by: Turn Two at May 21, 2020 09:11 PM (BHYVd)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 09:09 PM (VpTlZ)
That's why we hack up those disgusting globs of ...matter
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 09:11 PM (Lq54C)
https://tinyurl.com/y9lsqtfw
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2020 08:53 PM (Tnijr)
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Second City Cop had a post about it. They were saying DON'T DO THIS!
Rough quote, And to the Captain that signed the complaint, you may want to start inventorying your assets, like your pension, deferred compensation, bank accounts, mortgages, and the like. Because a lawsuit is coming.
Posted by: rd at May 21, 2020 09:12 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Orson at May 21, 2020 09:12 PM (8mlXQ)
I have the lyrics to Rawhide, and I can get the lyrics to Ghost Riders in the Sky.
We may pick up some sopranos.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 09:13 PM (u82oZ)
__________
Heh. There's really nothing to see here folks!
Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2020 09:13 PM (QB5Gw)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 21, 2020 09:13 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 21, 2020 09:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
I did get some sun - I drove out to the dairy for some milk, which is a nice hour round trip (and it was absolutely gorgeous here today). Got perhaps a little over half a page written - I'm at the penultimate "villain explains things" scene and I'm trying not to let it be the typical Bondian cliché. It's very slow.
Tomorrow I'm going up to Lee (about 45 minutes away) to the used bookshop that is now open Fridays and Saturdays. I'm jonesing for the smell of old books!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2020 09:14 PM (2JVJo)
Do you know the entire words to "Minnie the Moocher"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 09:14 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 21, 2020 09:14 PM (aFWbw)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 21, 2020 08:50 PM
Truth spoken here ! I had my neutering done over 30+ years ago, and the trim, NOT the shave is the way to go.
You never forget the name of the man who cuts on your junk, and mine, Robert C. Schoenvogel at Baylor Hospital in Dallas, told the nurse the razor was "not needed... he did a good job".
Posted by: TXMarko at May 21, 2020 09:15 PM (UZv16)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at May 21, 2020 09:03 PM (cfSRQ)
LOL isn't he though?
Posted by: ... at May 21, 2020 09:15 PM (li+1I)
People in those states need to get together and form units of voters who will work together to turn out voters.
Those ashoes are prime targets.
It's a target rich environment.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 09:15 PM (Lq54C)
WHO THE BLISTERING FUCK IS INHALING BABY POWDER PLEASE KILL YOURSELF THANK YOU
Posted by: deplorable unperson
__________
Fish tank cleaner chaser FTW!
Posted by: ShainS at May 21, 2020 09:16 PM (QB5Gw)
Posted by: JH13 at May 21, 2020 09:16 PM (QE8JS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 09:13 PM (u82oZ)
SO, you're saying there's still hope?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 09:17 PM (jnM20)
I have Duck Duck Go and Hooktube. I'm good to go.
Be warned. When my my school kids act up, I say I feel a song coming on. They all say: "Please Mr. (NaCl)y, no singing."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 09:17 PM (u82oZ)
People in those states need to get together and form units of voters who will work together to turn out voters.
Those ashoes are prime targets.
It's a target rich environment.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 09:15 PM (Lq54C)
I have not checked, but didn't the owners say they would move the equipment to the parking lot for today so patrons could work out?
Posted by: Turn Two at May 21, 2020 09:18 PM (BHYVd)
It's billed as purely an advisory group, they have no power, realistically it was probably never going to much more than a PR tool to say to dissatisfied users "hey, we're trying!".
A couple of the people were clearly chosen for identity politics reasons and not vetted for professionalism and it went to their heads which is generating all the drama threads.
There are several normal people on it and ones that are fairly trusted and professional brands on Twitch, and notably one that hoped it would be useful to hold Twitch accountable, but at this point it seems up in the air if the whole thing will just get quietly ignored.
Posted by: Sjg at May 21, 2020 09:18 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: David "Soon To Be Unemployed" Frum at May 21, 2020 09:19 PM (I2/tG)
Paolo: Oh hello...David. She is in the bathroom. She needed to clean up, and apply some...unguents. Please make yourself at home in the shed out back.
Posted by: David Frum at May 21, 2020 09:19 PM (dOV9E)
You have to leave your groupies behind. But we know two lovely women who will be in Texas, and they probably have good voices.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 09:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Turn Two at May 21, 2020 09:11 PM (BHYVd)
Interesting. What state is that?
I know travel teams and such play through the summer here in CA (under normal circumstances), but I hadn't heard of HS teams doing it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 09:19 PM (VpTlZ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2020 09:19 PM (Xmo7L)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2020 09:14 PM (2JVJo)
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Are you telling me that Massechoomers have more freedom than Michiganders?!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 21, 2020 09:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Turn Two at May 21, 2020 09:18 PM (BHYVd)
Didn't hear it but that's a good move.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 09:20 PM (Lq54C)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2020 09:20 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2020 09:21 PM (g/u4p)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2020 09:19 PM (Xmo7L)
Don't fall in.
Posted by: Johnny Cash at May 21, 2020 09:21 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2020 09:20 PM (aKsyK)
Corn Starch.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 21, 2020 09:21 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 09:11 PM (Lq54C)
Absolutely right. It's kind of like taking the drain tube and P-trap off of a bathroom sink. /shudder
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 09:21 PM (VpTlZ)
is that rotten cocksucker Wray investigating the church burning as a "hate crime?"
The FBI has an entire division devoted to "hate crimes." So does Barr's DOJ.
Where's the "hate crime" investigation for this church burning?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at May 21, 2020 09:22 PM (9DbOM)
The Atilis gym in NJ was all the way closed today. The owners said the wording of the warnings had changed enough that the believe it's coming directly from Gov. Murphy (Asshole - NJ), and they're going to have to decide on tomorrow based on what their lawyers say.
Meanwhile, I got an actual human hug from the hot bartendress at my dive bar today. A hug, in the age of the Wuhans!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2020 09:22 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 09:23 PM (u82oZ)
Paolo: Oh hello...David. She is in the bathroom. She needed to clean up, and apply some...unguents. Please make yourself at home in the shed out back.
Posted by: David Frum at May 21, 2020 09:19 PM (dOV9E)
Paolo: Also, she'll be walking funny for a while.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 09:23 PM (VpTlZ)
Duck fat. Or Goose Grease.
They're organic.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 09:23 PM (5Zt1F)
I did get a text asking me to take a poll to see what my thoughts were regarding our state goobermint and it's leadership.
I declined.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 21, 2020 09:23 PM (CcOog)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 21, 2020 09:24 PM (cqteU)
They've arrested the photographer for murder also.
Seems his story changed every time he told it.
Right now, I think it's a story of -let's scare him- gone wrong.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 09:24 PM (Lq54C)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2020 09:24 PM (g/u4p)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 21, 2020 09:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
Nope. Lee is in NH. I'll be interested to see if there's a sign outside limiting occupancy. I'll have a report for the book thread.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2020 09:25 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: David Frump at May 21, 2020 09:26 PM (EgshT)
Well, he is used to people offing deer and woodpeckers right next to him. He'll fit right in a Blues Brothers themed shuttle trip.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 09:26 PM (u82oZ)
Got it. Is he a tenor?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 09:23 PM (u82oZ)
We'll have a full choir by the time we get to Ben's place!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 09:27 PM (jnM20)
Texas is too hot to wear a knit cap year round.
Posted by: x at May 21, 2020 09:27 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2020 09:28 PM (g/u4p)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 21, 2020 09:19 PM (Dc2NZ)
I spotted no fewer than two roadside ice cream stands on the way back from Mason, with lines of people standing around the block.
Life, uh, finds a way.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 21, 2020 09:28 PM (t+qrx)
If you care about the working poor, about racial justice, and about climate change, you have to stop eating animals.
- Headline, New York Times opinion column, today.
Welp, you're 0 for 3.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 09:28 PM (VpTlZ)
The Atilis gym in NJ was all the way closed today. The owners said the wording of the warnings had changed enough that the believe it's coming directly from Gov. Murphy (Asshole - NJ), and they're going to have to decide on tomorrow based on what their lawyers say.
Tucker said that sewage started flowing into their toilets yesterday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2020 09:28 PM (aKsyK)
"City of Gainesville dumped loads of mulch on one of the skate parks in town. Someone posted "free mulch" on Facebook and it was 100% gone by the rest of the day and blown clean with leaf blowers by citizens. Get worked Gainesville."
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 21, 2020 09:29 PM (nu45M)
And cage free.
And responsibly sourced.
And Fair Trade.
And environmentally friendly.
And UK Modern Slavery Act Compliant.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 09:29 PM (5Zt1F)
Posted by: David Frump at May 21, 2020 09:29 PM (EgshT)
Eris my dear, here's one for you
Quiz: Antidepressant or Tolkien?
https://antidepressantsortolkien.
xebuz.now.sh/
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 09:30 PM (jnM20)
They've arrested the photographer for murder also.
Seems his story changed every time he told it.
Right now, I think it's a story of -let's scare him- gone wrong.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 09:24 PM (Lq54C)
Somehow, I doubt the two guys had in mind to murder Arbery, or they would not have had a third party filming. I think they honestly wanted to do a citizen's arrest, and film that, and then hand him off to law enforcement.
I know, speaking for myself, if I had it in mind to simply kill a thug or burglar, I would not want a video to exist.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2020 09:30 PM (Xmo7L)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 09:30 PM (u82oZ)
Somehow, I doubt the two guys had in mind to murder Arbery, or they would not have had a third party filming.
no, no, NO
White Southern Bubba killed that kid for fun and Confederate sport while a laughing co-conspirator filmed
-The Narrative
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 09:32 PM (5Zt1F)
Yeah. That happened and they fixed it and then they got the holy shit now even we are scared notices.
I did not properly vet my government before moving to this state. I just wanted a job and a nice little house on the lake.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 21, 2020 09:32 PM (gd9RK)
Tucker said that sewage started flowing into their toilets yesterday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2020 09:28 PM (aKsyK)
**types**
**deletes**
Someone needs to remind Murphy that no matter how many cops he has around him, he can be gotten to.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2020 09:33 PM (2JVJo)
Me either but these days...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 09:33 PM (KZzsI)
Paolo: Oh hello...David. She is in the bathroom. She needed to clean up, and apply some...unguents. Please make yourself at home in the shed out back.
Posted by: David Frum at May 21, 2020 09:19 PM (dOV9E)
Paolo: Also, she'll be walking funny for a while.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 09:23 PM (VpTlZ)
Aye Curumba, just like you are Dave.
Posted by: Paulo at May 21, 2020 09:33 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Getcha Pull at May 21, 2020 09:33 PM (aR6C/)
I know travel teams and such play through the summer here in CA (under normal circumstances), but I hadn't heard of HS teams doing it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 09:19 PM (VpTlZ)
Iowa. I believe we changed from spring to summer around 1970. We HS coaches like it because then we don't have to compete with track, soccer, and golf for athletes in the spring season.
Also, Legion baseball isn't that big here anymore. But I have been coaching HS baseball for 25 years, and I am starting to see a pattern where the top prospects in our state are forgoing HS baseball so they can participate in travel ball and showcases. It's the only way to get exposure vs the kids from west coast and the south.
Posted by: Turn Two at May 21, 2020 09:34 PM (BHYVd)
He's in the jailhouse now.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 09:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: David Frump at May 21, 2020 09:35 PM (EgshT)
I think we've fulfilled our part of that contract. It's done.
Posted by: t-bird at May 21, 2020 09:35 PM (4EIFd)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2020 09:28 PM (aKsyK)
The phrase "six ways from Sunday" comes to mind!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 09:37 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 09:38 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 21, 2020 09:38 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2020 09:39 PM (kVr0X)
LOL!! Poor NaCly!! You were calm as a cucumber with 2 women yelling at you in rush hour traffic.. in Dallas.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2020 09:39 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at May 21, 2020 09:39 PM (CTJwJ)
I know, speaking for myself, if I had it in mind to simply kill a thug or burglar, I would not want a video to exist.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2020 09:30 PM (Xmo7L)
Taking a contrarian point. Arbery was a jackass probably a pain in the neck to others of the neighborhood.
FOX has a complete video of him being checked by cops in a park.
OK, on second thought. The arrest would be a way to get him out of the neighborhood.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 09:39 PM (Lq54C)
Posted by: perilisk at May 21, 2020 09:39 PM (9p+wn)
But who can Trump trust? Not the IC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 09:39 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 21, 2020 09:39 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2020 09:39 PM (WyVLE)
Every house has a city water meter. OH!
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2020 09:40 PM (g/u4p)
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2020 09:40 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 09:40 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 09:23 PM (VpTlZ)
--------
Just be polite when you ask Paolo to stop wiping his dick on the curtains.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2020 09:40 PM (kVr0X)
Yeah, that's just fucking hilarious. Jesus.. don't get me started. I would punch throat Cuomo right now if he was in front of me. Then I saw that video and about came unhinged. Keep thinking of my poor mom and if someone had done that to her.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2020 09:41 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: t-bird at May 21, 2020 09:41 PM (WLHrn)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 21, 2020 09:39 PM (WyVLE)
Comrade, it is our definition of what is best for you that is best for you, if you know what I mean!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 09:42 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 21, 2020 09:42 PM (7WaWV)
Have fun "resisting" the reality you hand crafted for yourselves.
DIAF
Posted by: Getcha Pull at May 21, 2020 09:42 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 21, 2020 09:42 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: artemis at May 21, 2020 09:43 PM (AwPyG)
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1263565728386387968
This is one you won't see on CNN.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 21, 2020 09:43 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 21, 2020 09:42 PM (7WaWV)
I didn't come close to that. I don't know if that means I won or lost.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 21, 2020 09:43 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 21, 2020 09:40 PM (kVr0X)
Jim Comey: I don't mind if he does
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2020 09:43 PM (NPM15)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 09:44 PM (Lq54C)
Every house has a city water meter. OH!
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2020 09:40 PM (g/u4p)
Soy enhanced flouride is good for you Comrade Citizen! Trust your betters!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 09:44 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 21, 2020 09:44 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2020 09:44 PM (Tnijr)
Has someone mentioned that The Liberty Daily has ace of spades front and center in red caps?
Posted by: artemis
Yes
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2020 09:45 PM (aKsyK)
You know, non-access to a leased property null and voids that lease in most contracts...just saying.
I believe that you may be able to legally get out of your lease do to non-access conventants that typically apply - including force majeure in a lot of cases. So, if you can, MOVE to somewhere open. Like now. Leave the Karen Waffen Snitchen Staffel behind.
Posted by: Boswell at May 21, 2020 09:45 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 21, 2020 09:42 PM (7WaWV)
Beat me by two.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 09:45 PM (jnM20)
They're not gonna resist anything.They love this shit. I see idiots on FB and I just want to scream at them but I know it won't do any good. Shaming people who won't wear masks. Fuck. You. (not you, them)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2020 09:45 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2020 09:44 PM (Tnijr)
Does he have a committee assignment.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 09:45 PM (Lq54C)
Posted by: An Observation at May 21, 2020 09:46 PM (m8xKM)
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at May 21, 2020 09:46 PM (mJYGi)
Has someone mentioned that The Liberty Daily has ace of spades front and center in red caps?
Posted by: artemis
Yes
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 21, 2020 09:45 PM (aKsyK)
Oh great, now the "but mostly" joke will be ruined because everyone will start using it.
Posted by: Splunge at May 21, 2020 09:47 PM (dOV9E)
Every sawed-off shitbird Wormtongue needs a Supreme Majesty to worship.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 21, 2020 09:47 PM (5Zt1F)
They're not gonna resist anything.They love this shit. I see idiots on FB and I just want to scream at them but I know it won't do any good. Shaming people who won't wear masks. Fuck. You. (not you, them)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2020 09:45 PM (dUJdY)
What brought all the Covid mask police out on FB today?
They were swarming like cockroaches.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2020 09:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2020 09:47 PM (g/u4p)
Yeah he'd be in a pine box if it was one of my family.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 09:47 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Turn Two at May 21, 2020 09:34 PM (BHYVd)
Interesting. I played in HS, and the tennis coach wanted me to play that, but ... the seasons ran concurrently, and I preferred baseball.
I kind of regret the travel team thing in all sports. It's as though the very best play the game, and no one else even bothers playing at all. Apart from video games.
I blame universities for offering athletic scholarships. You go to university to learn, not to play a sport. If you'd play a sport, go do that.
For my part, I'd like to see an absolute requirement in university for calculus and introductory physics, just to weed out the non-hackers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 09:48 PM (VpTlZ)
They were swarming like cockroaches.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2020 09:47 PM (TdMsT)
The end is near.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 09:48 PM (Lq54C)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 21, 2020 09:49 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at May 21, 2020 09:49 PM (xceTB)
15/24 Thank goodness "Bilbo" was one of the entries. That's very funny.
Posted by: t-bird at May 21, 2020 09:50 PM (WLHrn)
Another "O Brother" reference?
Posted by: perilisk at May 21, 2020 09:39 PM (9p+wn)
Hank Williams...
Posted by: Boswell at May 21, 2020 09:50 PM (32YRo)
They were swarming like cockroaches.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 21, 2020 09:47 PM (TdMsT)
It's for your own good really!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 09:51 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 21, 2020 09:52 PM (7WaWV)
This insanity is going to be the end of us all.
Posted by: Ripley at May 21, 2020 09:52 PM (sGobE)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 09:52 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Heart of Darkness at May 21, 2020 09:49 PM (xceTB)
What ought to happen is for the gym owner to find a B-and-E man who will sneak into the governor's house / mansion and leave a bowie knife on the pillow with a note reading, "next time, there won't be a warning."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2020 09:52 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2020 09:53 PM (g/u4p)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 21, 2020 09:52 PM (7WaWV)
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"Do not take Thranduil if you are on orc inhibitors..."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 21, 2020 09:54 PM (Dc2NZ)
FOX has a complete video of him being checked by cops in a park.
OK, on second thought. The arrest would be a way to get him out of the neighborhood.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 09:39 PM (Lq54C)
I watched a two part video of a GA 'Stand your Ground' attorney yesterday. To this 2 cent brain, he made a good point that, while the father/son acted stupidly, they did not (according to the video, and GA law) act criminally.
Posted by: Turn Two at May 21, 2020 09:54 PM (BHYVd)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 21, 2020 09:54 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2020 09:55 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2020 09:52 PM (2JVJo)
Every Christian in the county should circle the governor's mansion on Sunday and sing hymns.
Conduct a big service. Invite the gov to join them in prayer.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 09:55 PM (Lq54C)
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2020 09:55 PM (Tnijr)
Conduct a big service. Invite the gov to join them in prayer.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 09:55 PM (Lq54C)
You're a better person than I am.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2020 09:56 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 21, 2020 09:57 PM (g/u4p)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 21, 2020 09:57 PM (NVDjf)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 21, 2020 09:57 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 21, 2020 09:57 PM (jnM20)
Posted by: Boswell at May 21, 2020 09:50 PM (32YRo)
Jimmie Rodgers, I think. And he might have learned it from some blues guy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 21, 2020 09:57 PM (Xmo7L)
Posted by: Turn Two at May 21, 2020 09:54 PM (BHYVd)
The old man had been a cop and, theoretically, knew procedure. If he and his son had done that things could have turned out for the good.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 09:58 PM (Lq54C)
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2020 09:55 PM (Tnijr)
Did he do an invention exchange in it?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 21, 2020 09:58 PM (NPM15)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 21, 2020 09:58 PM (cqteU)
We think about it not at all
It fits us well
To have Old Joe be with us now
It fits our mood
So stupid together
If we should vote for him, forgive us that,
He holds a place, he'll pick a chick
And she will lead
Imagine how she'll sponge his brow
And they will be
So stupid together
I can't see them running the States without causing a lot of strife
I don't care because Daddy pays all of my bills for all my life
Posted by: Splunge at May 21, 2020 09:59 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at May 21, 2020 10:00 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: freaked at May 21, 2020 09:55 PM (Tnijr)
Speaking of ruining. . .Insty has a link to Tater smirking that OANN is the TCM of news broadcasts, since it gives people news "the way they remember it." On his twitter thread, he's being hammered by TCM fans.
All well and good? Of course not. Because they all have to virtue signal about TCM being staffed with gays, blacks and progressives and how the sister-screwing MAGA rednecks either are too dumb to watch the channel or won't watch it because it has women, black and gay hosts.
Fucking leftists take the joy out of everything. Although I shouldn't be surprised - there's a silent film board out there I pop into from time to time, but not much, because IMO real silent fans are some of the most arrogant assholes you will ever meet.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 21, 2020 10:00 PM (2JVJo)
These people are not rebels. They are the establishment, sorry to say.
Posted by: Case at May 21, 2020 10:00 PM (bFzPX)
For my part, I'd like to see an absolute requirement in university for calculus and introductory physics, just to weed out the non-hackers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 21, 2020 09:48 PM (VpTlZ
It's the college scholarships that are driving the emphasis on travel ball. In my town we have a young man who accepted a verbal offer for a baseball scholarship to LSU when he was in 9th grade. One to Ole' Miss as a soph, and another kid committed to NC last year, as a Soph. And yeah, I like the calc/physics idea.
Posted by: Turn Two at May 21, 2020 10:01 PM (BHYVd)
We share the same goal. And from what I understand of that governor, being encircled by Christians might be just as frightening.
and if it doesn't work... there are alternatives.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 21, 2020 10:01 PM (Lq54C)
Posted by: BifBewalski - sinis est culus at May 21, 2020 10:02 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: An Observation at May 21, 2020 10:05 PM (m8xKM)
Posted by: An Observation at May 21, 2020 10:05 PM (m8xKM)
What? No. You assholes are lucky we still let Trump tweet.
Posted by: Jack Dorsey at May 21, 2020 10:09 PM (dOV9E)
Wow. They used to be a fine literary magazine. Just another victim of the Flying Monkeys of the Dark Side swarming in and taking over. They've been unbelievably vile and dishonest about the patriots and our President, so they can get stuffed.
Posted by: Beverly at May 21, 2020 10:25 PM (SBMUk)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 21, 2020 08:12 PM (KZzsI)
Whom Gods Destroy, they first make mad.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 21, 2020 11:06 PM (eoQWY)
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