The Morning Rant
(Notes from a DNC Strategy Meeting)
"OK, we're having a hell of a time with Trump here. What can we do to change the game." "I know, let's carry out a sneaky, underhanded attack while cloaking ourselves in the robes of righteousness." "OK, but isn't that what we always do?" "Shut up. GOPers are gropers, right?" "You know it." "Buncha damn hypocrites. We all know that Mike Pence is chasing interns around his desk while he's busy not having lunch any woman except his wife." "You're not making a lot of sense there." "Shut up. Nobody will notice and the media will never point it out." "But we need to appear to be non-partisan. Calling it 'Expose the GOP Gropers' makes us sound petty and cowardly." "But aren't we though?" "Shut up. Wait, I for it, let's call it 'Believe All Women'." "I like it. It makes it sound like the Republicans never believe any women. Plus, it sounds all generic and ecumenical and shit." "Also, we need a hashtag. I suggest '#MeToo'." "'Me too' what?" "Got groped by a GOP guy. They can all come forward and tell their stories and everyone we be obligated to believe them." "Yes. Because 'Believe All Women.' The moral imperative will already be in place." "Exactly. They're screwed. What could possibly go wrong?"
Let the Backpedaling and Goalpost Moving Commence!
Listen, Fat:
Alyssa Milano Then:
I stand in solidarity with Christine Blasey Ford. #MeToo
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) September 16, 2018
Alyssa Milano Now:
I explained my silence on the allegations against Joe Biden in this clip.
— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) April 6, 2020
I am still endorsing @JoeBiden. Listen to this clip to find out why. #MeToo #TimesUp https://t.co/6v7udELEzv
Quick, Before This Gets Flushed Down the Memory Hole:
Who Dis:
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For the 'Ettes:
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Monday's celebs: Martha Vickers, no relation to Yvette Vickers (Attack of the 50-Foot Woman) and James Craig, from the movie Four Fast Guns.
AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List Please submit any prayer requests to “Annie’s Stew” at apaslo atsign hotmail dot com.
For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact Annie's Stew, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at apaslo at-sign hotmail dot com If you see a prayer request posted in a thread comment, feel free to copy and paste it and e-mail it to Annie's Stew. She tries to keep up with the requests in the threads, but she's not here all of the time, so she may not see it unless you e-mail it to her. Please note: Prayer requests are generally removed after five weeks or so unless we receive an update. Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:
Praise Reports: 4/8 - NaughtyPine thanks God that her BFF and her BFF’s mother have been safely moved into an apartment.
Prayer Requests: 4/7 - Farmer requests prayers for her aunt and uncle, who lost their daughter today. She was 48. 4/24 - Please pray for comfort for “B” and the rest of his family as they grieve the loss of his younger brother. His brother was a serviceman, a beloved father, and passed away due to liver failure (no root cause, just bad luck). 4/29 - SH asks for prayers that the boys would graduate without problems this May and that things would turn out as they hope. 5/5 - H requests prayers for his daughter, who is struggling with a relapse in her eating disorder. The shutdown has greatly complicated the situation.
For Healing: Caiwyn-who sometimes posts, asks for prayers for their dad who has pancreatic cancer. “Radiation and surgery brought time, but the cancer has still spread.” Prayers for healing.
Brother Cavil had been in the hospital and seems to be dealing with bacterial infection. Prayers for healing. 3/12-Browndog reports that mother’s house is taken care of. Has some financial issues but told that those will be taken care of. Radiation extended till from 28 to 48 days. He thanks the horde for the continuing prayers for healing
4/22 Update: Browndog sends thanks to the Horde for the prayers and well wishes. His treatments are complete, for now. 4/8 MrObvious asks for prayers for his wife, who has been diagnosed with Scleroderma. She broke her ankle on 12/3/19 and has had a very slow recovery due to the Scleroderma medications. Prayers for safety and healing. 5/16- The Village Idiot’s Apprentice asks for prayers for Anna, from Ohio, as well as the other residents and staff of her Assisted Living home. She is 99 years old, and just tested positive for Covid-19, as well as many of the staff and residents of the facility. Patient #1 has already passed. 5/16 - The Village Idiot’s Apprentice also asks for prayers for his Uncle Bill, who was hospitalized in Pennsylvania with possible a-fib. 5/19 - M needs prayers for his grandniece, Chloe, who was born with bad kidneys. She’s a year old now, her kidneys have been removed, and she is on daily dialysis and a feeding tube, to try and get her ready for transplant surgery. Please pray for health for her and strength for her parents. There have been a number of scares with fevers and seizures. 5/19 - CFO Mom has a request for prayers for her husband. He was unwell for a couple of weeks, and has been hospitalized since going to the ER Sunday evening. He has cellulitis, which may have gone to sepsis. He is on IV antibiotics, and now they have discovered he has an irregular heartbeat which is causing other risks and problems. He is also on a heparin drop to prevent blood clots. It’s very hard to not be able to visit and be with him to hear what the doctors have to say, or see and hear what is going on. 5/19 - OregonMuse's older sister was in an automobile accident a few days ago. She suffered some broken ribs and a broken arm. She'll be in rehab 4-6 weeks. Pray for her healing, and more importantly, that she would come to know the Lord through this experience.
Job Issues: In addition to the people who have been on the prayer list for some time, please add Brother Cavil who needs a better paying job that meets his skill set. He also needs “rough places made smooth”.
Relationship Concerns: Cybersmythe’s wife decided to leave him. He asked for prayers for her peace.
http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm Keep calm and pray on!
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 20, 2020 11:12 AM (0nzky)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 20, 2020 11:13 AM (0nzky)
Posted by: Virginian at May 20, 2020 11:13 AM (QCn60)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 20, 2020 11:13 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Virginian at May 20, 2020 11:13 AM (QCn60)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:13 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 11:13 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 11:14 AM (f4vam)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 11:14 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 11:14 AM (Qf83p)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:14 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 20, 2020 11:14 AM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: Virginian at May 20, 2020 11:14 AM (QCn60)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 11:15 AM (f4vam)
Obamagate is fairly complicated and might not break through the collective sub-normal IQ, especially of women.
They're going to have to simplify it.
"Obama ran a spy state and a secret police."
He spied on political rivals, political competitors, congress and journalists. I don't care if he spied on foreigners. He likely spied on Hillary and Biden as well.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 11:15 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2020 11:15 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Virginian at May 20, 2020 11:13 AM (QCn60)
5 Oh. John Voight. Her dad. Didn't recognize him young.
Posted by: Virginian at May 20, 2020 11:13 AM (QCn60)
You are correct, sir!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 11:15 AM (ZUXkg)
Thank you for removing the mask. Now if I can just get my Governor to listen to me.......
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2020 11:15 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: JT at May 20, 2020 11:15 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 11:16 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2020 11:16 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 11:16 AM (2JVJo)
He likely spied on Hillary and Biden as well.
Posted by: dagny
Heavily publicize that and he's gone by the weekend.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 11:16 AM (f4vam)
And this displeases me because that means I know more about popular culture than I care to.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 11:16 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 11:15 AM (ZUXkg)
Woohoo! First win at this game!
Posted by: Virginian at May 20, 2020 11:16 AM (QCn60)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 11:17 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:14 AM (LvTSG)
Yeah, that's not Angelina Jolie.
Those shish kebabs look yummy!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 11:17 AM (Ez6QX)
He likely spied on Hillary and Biden as well.
Posted by: dagny
Heavily publicize that and he's gone by the weekend.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 11:16 AM (f4vam)
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She knows. It why he backed her in 2016, he had no other choice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:17 AM (LvTSG)
Thank you for removing the mask. Now if I can just get my Governor to listen to me.......
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2020 11:15 AM (QzF6i)
Baker doesn't care about you.
Not unless you've dropped 100K into his campaign fund.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 11:17 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 20, 2020 11:17 AM (2qkrD)
You did it. Not me. Reap the whirlwind, you son of a bitch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 11:17 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 20, 2020 11:17 AM (E+OcO)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:18 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2020 11:18 AM (49Hsx)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 20, 2020 11:18 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Virginian at May 20, 2020 11:18 AM (QCn60)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:18 AM (zr5Kq)
And Dementia Joe seems to not know shit.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 11:18 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: George Costanza at May 20, 2020 11:18 AM (Alp4m)
Posted by: Jordan61
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223
They have the Golf Clap ?
Eeeeeewwwwwww
Posted by: JT at May 20, 2020 11:19 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2020 11:18 AM (49Hsx)
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My problem with Jolie has always been the "crazy skank" vibe she gave off.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 11:19 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2020 11:18 AM (49Hsx)
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I watched the theatrical cut of Alexander last night.
I'd forgotten how awful and out of place she is. She's playing Olympias as a Russian vampire.
Colin Farrell is in a soap opera.
Val Kilmer, though, plays a flawed man and king in a historical epic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:19 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 11:19 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 20, 2020 11:20 AM (dfRN6)
I wouldn't know Angelina Jolie if she fell in my bat soup.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 11:20 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: dantesed
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So you recognize the guy from a movie with one of the most brutal scenes of sodomy ever filmed but don't know who one of the most beautiful women on the planet is?
Posted by: Guzalot at May 20, 2020 11:20 AM (Rz36l)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 11:20 AM (Qf83p)
Posted by: dagny
Heavily publicize that and he's gone by the weekend.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 11:16 AM (f4vam)
She was so heavily hacked I think less of nations that weren't spying on her. But wasps don't complain too loudly when they get stung.
Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2020 11:20 AM (49Hsx)
Posted by: JT at May 20, 2020 11:20 AM (arJlL)
They were watching TV and she was resting her head on his shoulder. He realized a few minutes later she had stopped breathing.
She was 72, a petite, lovely woman, no health issues that we know of. He and his family are devastated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 11:20 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:21 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2020 11:21 AM (4ED+0)
Alyssa Milano now: Hey everybody, look at me.
The more things change.....
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 11:21 AM (hku12)
Posted by: dantesed
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So you recognize the guy from a movie with one of the most brutal scenes of sodomy ever filmed but don't know who one of the most beautiful women on the planet is?
Posted by: Guzalot at May 20, 2020 11:20 AM (Rz36l)
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I've never quite understood the appeal of Jolie. She's far from bad looking, but classifying her as one of the most beautiful women in the world feels off to me.
There's something about her face, maybe the lips which feel too big, that puts me off a bit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:21 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 11:19 AM (WEBkv)
Those are actually the words she used! One hell of a vibe, man.
Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2020 11:21 AM (49Hsx)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:14 AM (LvTSG)
Dang, and I so loved that pic. I swapped it out with one that is actually Jolie.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 11:21 AM (ZUXkg)
Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2020 11:18 AM (49Hsx)
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Two things that I think led to tremendous prominence:
1) She is good enough for most mainstream movies that aren't too demanding (with some exceptions where she was actually quite good, like The Bone Collector).
b. She had the turbo-powered ultra hawt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 11:21 AM (hYcqw)
Yeesh.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 11:21 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2020 11:21 AM (ELgVT)
Jon Voight...the dentist?
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2020 11:21 AM (4ED+0)
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Do you have a pencil that he was biting on?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:22 AM (LvTSG)
Not unless you've dropped 100K into his campaign fund.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 11:17 AM (2JVJo)
Baker is a useless piece of s**t and I expected better from Polito who is from central Mass.
The only good news I got this week was an agent called out of the blue to show my house even though it's not on market yet. I want out of this state so badly. I spent all day Monday in tears. This is just not right. I want my pursuit of happiness back.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2020 11:22 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 11:20 AM (Qf83p)
It's in the hole!!
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 11:22 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 20, 2020 11:22 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:14 AM (LvTSG)
Dang, and I so loved that pic. I swapped it out with one that is actually Jolie.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 11:21 AM (ZUXkg)
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Well, if you haven't included Vikander before in the Who Dis game, you will now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:22 AM (LvTSG)
I know she was in Tomb Raider. The only Jolie movie I've watched is one a organization or murderers. I can't remember the name.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 20, 2020 11:22 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2020 11:21 AM (4ED+0)
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Are you some kind of anti-dentite?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 20, 2020 11:23 AM (4o2K3)
There is a strata in that group of people a) who think we do not have enemies and b) whose understanding of cybersecurity could fit on a cocktail napkin with LOTS of white space left.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 11:23 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Okay.
Posted by: JT at May 20, 2020 11:23 AM (arJlL)
There's something about her face, maybe the lips which feel too big, that puts me off a bit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The fact that her dad is hardcore conservative and she's a flaming lefty is off putting.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 11:23 AM (f4vam)
I know she was in Tomb Raider. The only Jolie movie I've watched is one a organization or murderers. I can't remember the name.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 20, 2020 11:22 AM (Uu+Jp)
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Wanted.
It's okay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:23 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 11:17 AM (Ez6QX)
So does the food-on-a-stick in the bottom picture.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2020 11:23 AM (Tm506)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 11:23 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 11:23 AM (f4vam)
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She's a big Ayn Rand fan. I don't think she's that easily categorized.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:23 AM (LvTSG)
They were watching TV and she was resting her head on his shoulder. He realized a few minutes later she had stopped breathing.
She was 72, a petite, lovely woman, no health issues that we know of. He and his family are devastated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 11:20 AM (ptqGC)
If I had to pick a way to go out...................
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 20, 2020 11:23 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 11:24 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2020 11:18 AM (49Hsx)
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Jolie is mediocre. I think the biggest no-talent hack is Meryl Streep. I have no idea why so many idolize her.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2020 11:24 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2020 11:24 AM (9Fwwf)
Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at May 20, 2020 11:24 AM (d9Irc)
Posted by: Virginian at May 20, 2020 11:18 AM (QCn60)
Yes, yes. I swapped it out.
I really liked it, too. Too bad it wasn't her.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 11:24 AM (ZUXkg)
The only good news I got this week was an agent called out of the blue to show my house even though it's not on market yet.
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That's good ! BTW, an agent acquaintance once told me that first offer is always best offer.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:24 AM (zr5Kq)
That said, having lived in North Carolina, I know the election for the governor's seat takes place in presidential election years. Will this relatively conservative state dump their Dem governor?
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 20, 2020 11:24 AM (ch6++)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 20, 2020 11:24 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2020 11:15 AM (QzF6i)
Not buying it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 20, 2020 11:24 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac
Too easy. Angelina Jolie and Jon Voight. He's her father.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 20, 2020 11:24 AM (f4vam)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 11:25 AM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 11:25 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:25 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2020 11:22 AM (QzF6i)
Good for you, Sharon. I wish I were leaving with you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 11:25 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2020 11:25 AM (T+XCu)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 11:24 AM (2JVJo)
Yeah. Great way for her to go out, but a terrible shock to him. The graveside service is this morning, family only because of the 'Rona, and it's pouring rain for the first time in a couple of weeks.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 11:26 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 20, 2020 11:25 AM (4a9Vv)
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"Obama spied on Americans! He broke the law!"
-Trump
"Well, you see, the real story is a complex series of laws and regulations around FSIA requests..."
-The Left
"Obama spied on Americans!"
-Trump, louder
Put the onus of explaining the details on the left.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:26 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle
Unless they try to pull this lockdown shit again.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 11:26 AM (f4vam)
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2020 11:26 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2020 11:25 AM (T+XCu)
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Photo 6 was Vikander.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:26 AM (LvTSG)
They were watching TV and she was resting her head on his shoulder. He realized a few minutes later she had stopped breathing.
She was 72, a petite, lovely woman, no health issues that we know of. He and his family are devastated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 11:20 AM (ptqGC)
If I had to pick a way to go out...................
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 20, 2020 11:23 AM (88+cf)
As was the case with my late wife-it's the best way to go; the worst way to say goodbye.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 20, 2020 11:26 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 11:26 AM (NI4rU)
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2020 11:26 AM (88xKn)
How ?
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:26 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2020 11:24 AM (sGotD)
Jolie cured my lust for Maleficent.
And Streep is Rich Little with tits. No one has ever complemented her acting - just her accents.
"I had a home in Africa," my spackled ass.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 11:27 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 11:27 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:24 AM (zr5Kq)
Yes, as an almost 30 years in the business real estate agent, I agree and will try and take my own advice. I am also highly motivated.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2020 11:27 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:26 AM (LvTSG)
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Isn't there some political axiom about that? Like "If you're explaining, you're losing?"
Trump is going to have to do a lot of explaining on the COVID economic meltdown. Needs to have the Left explaining several things that are also important...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 11:27 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2020 11:18 AM (49Hsx)
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Two things that I think led to tremendous prominence:
1) She is good enough for most mainstream movies that aren't too demanding (with some exceptions where she was actually quite good, like The Bone Collector).
b. She had the turbo-powered ultra hawt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 11:21 AM (hYcqw)
I remember seeing her in some film, early in her career. She wasn't the star of the thing, and I remember almost nothing about the movie... it was some murder mystery type thing.
And then she showed up in a low cut top... traipsing around like the queen of the trailer park.
Oh my, did she make an impression.
Can she act? Hell if I know.
I think she later got some work on her face, as they all do, and turned fairly generic looking after that. I don't know why they do it, but she made quite a career out of it, so who am I to judge.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 11:27 AM (hku12)
Posted by: blaster at May 20, 2020 11:27 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2020 11:27 AM (QzF6i)
now I feel silly
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:27 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:26 AM (LvTSG)
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Isn't there some political axiom about that? Like "If you're explaining, you're losing?"
Trump is going to have to do a lot of explaining on the COVID economic meltdown. Needs to have the Left explaining several things that are also important...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 11:27 AM (hYcqw)
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I trust Trump to find ways to easily distill greater truths into pithy statements that are easy for the layman to digest.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:28 AM (LvTSG)
...catapulting whiny mediocrity Jennifer Aniston onto the pages of grocery-store checking-aisle tabloids and into an enduring career as serial cuckold for years to come.
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 11:28 AM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 20, 2020 11:28 AM (2qkrD)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 11:28 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 11:26 AM (NI4rU)
If you're suicidal, maybe.
Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2020 11:28 AM (X/Pw5)
you should have included a picture of Jerry Seinfeld and Kramer in John Voight's Car.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 11:28 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 20, 2020 11:22 AM (NWiLs)
Right. Every now and then I'll toss out a slow hanging curve.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 11:28 AM (ZUXkg)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2020 11:24 AM (sGotD)
Huzzah! I agree completely.
And her supposed skill with accents? It's crap. In "Sophie's Choice" her Polish accent was awful.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (dLLD6)
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For a real uplifting night, follow it up with "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (aNxz1)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (axyOa)
Her role is to make sure the #MeToo movement only focuses on the "right" target, and provide cover/distraction for those Hollywood and political pervs on the Left.
Total Fraud.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 11:28 AM (ZUXkg)
+++++++
I got your "low-hanging curve" RIGHT HERE!
(sorry, couldn't resist)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Lizzy
Wait til ya meet Ratso Rizzo !
Posted by: JT at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (arJlL)
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For a real uplifting night, follow it up with "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (O+I8R)
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Son of Saul
Manchester by the Sea
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:30 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 11:26 AM (NI4rU)
If you're suicidal, maybe.
Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2020 11:28 AM (X/Pw5)
If I had a top-10 list off Most Depressing Movies, that one would be close to the top.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 11:30 AM (ZUXkg)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 11:26 AM (NI4rU)
If you're suicidal, maybe.
Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2020 11:28 AM (X/Pw5)
I had never seen it, and noticed, NO ONE ever shows that! I finally saw that it was on somewhere late one night, so I watched it.
And then I knew "Ah, so THAT'S why no one ever shows it!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 11:30 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 11:27 AM (2JVJo)
~~~~~
Hahaha!
Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2020 11:30 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 11:30 AM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 11:26 AM (NI4rU)
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"Hey I'm fallin' apaaart over heeeaar!" in the immortal words of Ratso in the back of the bus with Jon Voight the Midnight Cowboy. As I recall that was one of the first mainstream movies with an "X" rating no?
Posted by: Boots at May 20, 2020 11:30 AM (oGBso)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2020 11:24 AM (sGotD)
Huzzah! I agree completely.
And her supposed skill with accents? It's crap. In "Sophie's Choice" her Polish accent was awful.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (dLLD6)
Right ? Better American actresses at the time she was getting nominated left and right. Glenn Close for example.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:30 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner
Don't. I didn't know that and I hope to be on the market in 6 months.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 11:30 AM (f4vam)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (O+I8R)
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Don't forget "A Face in the Crowd" to top things off.
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 11:30 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (dLLD6)
And she was supposed to be a sexy farm wife of Italian descent in Bridges of Madison County.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 11:26 AM (ptqGC)
Did they figure out the cause of death, like an aneurysm that cut loose?
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: azalea city at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (XX9+E)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (CjFDo)
59 I don't remember seeing Jon Voigt in his younger days. Who's he with in Photo 3?
Posted by: t-bird
I'd hazard a guess that the woman is Marcheline Bertrand, Angelina's mother.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (88xKn)
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For a real uplifting night, follow it up with "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (O+I8R)
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Son of Saul
Manchester by the Sea
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:30 AM (LvTSG)
All of those make "In the Mouth of Madness" look like a comedy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 11:32 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 11:32 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)
Mebbe a mouse will buy it !
Posted by: JT at May 20, 2020 11:32 AM (arJlL)
Maybe she's wearing colored contacts in all the other photos.
Posted by: typical contrarian at May 20, 2020 11:32 AM (fYH8e)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 11:30 AM (f4vam)
Thanks rickb ! *stops feeling silly...till next time
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:32 AM (zr5Kq)
immortal words of Ratso in the back of the bus with Jon Voight the
Midnight Cowboy. As I recall that was one of the first mainstream
movies with an "X" rating no?
Posted by: Boots
No carpet or scenery is safe around him. Same goes for post-GFII Al Pacino.
Posted by: pep at May 20, 2020 11:32 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 11:32 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (O+I8R)
I tried. I really tried.
But then, I didn't get Citizen Kane either.
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 20, 2020 11:32 AM (88+cf)
My County Sheriff said last Friday, we are not enforcing Covid Orders (Merced County CA).
Country Commissioners said, we're open for business.
Atwater City Council said we are a Sanctuary City, for Business.
Well, Newsome put out a list of Counties which met his criteria for opening, we were not on the list because we did not have enough tests being done per day. Same day? State closed a testing center here because it was not being used enough?
Late last night, Governor caved and said my County could open.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 11:32 AM (NgKpN)
now I feel silly
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:27 AM (zr5Kq)
Oh, no,no. Didn't mean it that way. It is really difficult when it's your own house. I've given that advice a thousand times but when I got an offer last fall, cash, quick closing, I turned it down. I thought, I'll get a higher price in the spring and wasn't in any hurry. Now look. I'm stuck here in the middle of a pandemic and nto sure at all if I will get my price.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2020 11:32 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (CjFDo)
He's great in "Ray Donovan."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2020 11:33 AM (dLLD6)
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For a real uplifting night, follow it up with "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (O+I8R)
And then you can follow it up with "Panic in Needle Park", an early outing for Al Pacino from 1971.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 11:33 AM (ZUXkg)
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 11:28 AM (ZS9TG)
And now Pitt's screwing around on her... with Alia Shawkat (!!!) Creepy yet COMPLETELY inexplicable at the same time, unless you have an unappeaseable Maebe fetish.
Posted by: trev006 at May 20, 2020 11:33 AM (49Hsx)
Posted by: Fritz at May 20, 2020 11:33 AM (95j/9)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (O+I8R)
They could have made it more depressing than it was and would have done so today. Actually think it had a relatively happy ending.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 11:33 AM (XX9+E)
And then I knew "Ah, so THAT'S why no one ever shows it!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 11:30 AM (Kpl3J)
When it was first released it was rated "X"....I was 15yo and managed to sneak in to see it.....boy, was I disappointed.
Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2020 11:33 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 11:32 AM (JKNZq)
++++++++++++
I haven't seen it, but I am sure it is better than the Soul Asylum song.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 11:33 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 11:34 AM (XX9+E)
Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at May 20, 2020 11:34 AM (0jZvB)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 11:32 AM (Boy/L)
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Harry Brown
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 20, 2020 11:34 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: SLOW UPTAKE at May 20, 2020 11:34 AM (d0RbD)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:30 AM (zr5Kq)
~~~~~
You're right. She played her role in Fatal Attraction so well that if I were a guy I would STILL be afraid to date her in real life. LOL
Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2020 11:34 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (y7DUB)
If they have, we haven't heard. My husband tried to reach the husband yesterday and his call went to voice mail. They have a large family, and I'm sure the house is full and things are crazy.
At least it wasn't the 'Rona, with her isolated from her husband. That's the only upside if there is one.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 11:34 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Moki at May 20, 2020 11:34 AM (mFoNl)
If the ape is unmasked and his usual crowd is back, does this mean we've passed a non-grim milestone?
Or will he be forced to revert when the Second Wave™ clobbers the country?
Stay tooned.
Posted by: mindful webworker
link: Cops Take Down Stormtrooper (fumetti)
at May 20, 2020 11:34 AM (bd376)
Or some olympians, they are amazing athletically, but also, I have noticed quite a few that had olympian parents. And I wonder if part of them making it, was their folks pushing them and telling them they could do it. And I suppose knowing about proper training and coaching and mindset. Where maybe "normal" families lack that knowledge?
Posted by: MikeM at May 20, 2020 11:34 AM (RW3Jw)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 11:26 AM (NI4rU)
The only good thing about that movie is Harry Nilsson's song.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 11:35 AM (2JVJo)
"Hey I'm fallin' apaaart over heeeaar!" in the immortal words of Ratso in the back of the bus with Jon Voight the Midnight Cowboy. As I recall that was one of the first mainstream movies with an "X" rating no?
Posted by: Boots
The theater wouldn't let me in because I was only 17.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2020 11:35 AM (aKsyK)
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Ha, that was on TCM a couple months back and I DVR'd it. Never saw it before. By today's standards, it was tame.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 11:35 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2020 11:35 AM (oVJmc)
That reminds me, I should watch Midnight Cowboy. That will raise my spirits right?
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For a real uplifting night, follow it up with "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?"
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (O+I8R)
__________
When I need a pick-me-up, I always rewatch the original "Brian's Song" movie.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 11:36 AM (aNxz1)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 11:36 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (CjFDo)
He's great in "Ray Donovan."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Also Donovan's Brain
Posted by: JT at May 20, 2020 11:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2020 11:36 AM (axyOa)
Also check out Das Boot and Shutter Island!
And for the topper, Afghan film Osama.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 11:36 AM (bDqIh)
noticed quite a few that had olympian parents. And I wonder if part of
them making it, was their folks pushing them and telling them they could
do it. And I suppose knowing about proper training and coaching and
mindset. Where maybe "normal" families lack that knowledge?
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When you can combine nature and nurture, it works out well.
Posted by: SH at May 20, 2020 11:36 AM (sX1BW)
In Ex Machina Alicia plays a robot meant to fool a nerd into loving her even though he knows she's a robot. A variant on the Turing test.
To develop her they hacked into my porn collection to determine my ideal and lo and behold it's Alicia with C cups. Actually the nerd's, bit same difference.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2020 11:36 AM (9TdxA)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (CjFDo)
He's great in "Ray Donovan."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 20, 2020 11:33 AM (dLLD6)
He plays a total scuzzball so seemingly effortlessly. I know it's just a role but dear God...
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2020 11:36 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2020 11:35 AM (oVJmc)
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We're wily.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:36 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 11:29 AM (O+I8R)
I tried. I really tried.
But then, I didn't get Citizen Kane either.
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 20, 2020 11:32 AM (88+cf)
I find Singing In The Rain to be yugely overrated.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 11:36 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2020 11:36 AM (LxTcq)
That makes two Hoffman movies that end in the back of a bus.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 11:37 AM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Boots at May 20, 2020 11:30 AM (oGBso)
You are correct, sir.
This was back in the days when 'X' meant something serious, before the pornographers got a hold of it and started labeling their movies XX and XXX, etc. Turned it into a farce. So they had to invent the NC-17 rating.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 11:37 AM (ZUXkg)
Posted by: azalea city at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (WX+x0)
I'm a sucker for the National Treasure movies. Watching Voight ham it up with Nick Cage is such a treat.
And Diane Kruger.... egad. I would sell all the riches of America for some of that nazi gold.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 11:37 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (CjFDo)
He's great in "Ray Donovan."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
....
Yes.. some of the best acting all around on TV today.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2020 11:37 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 11:37 AM (Qf83p)
In Ex Machina Alicia plays a robot meant to fool a nerd into loving her even though he knows she's a robot. A variant on the Turing test.
To develop her they hacked into my porn collection to determine my ideal and lo and behold it's Alicia with C cups. Actually the nerd's, bit same difference.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2020 11:36 AM (9TdxA)
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That movie scares me. She's terrifying.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:37 AM (LvTSG)
The Barrel tolls for thee Mary Poppins
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2020 11:37 AM (LxTcq)
Prayers up for everyone, your friend included Jane. I pray God puts his
hand on us and heals hearts, minds and bodies. My heart breaks when I
read the prayer list, but I am so grateful we can come here and share
our needs with each other. That is a lovely gift.
Posted by: Moki at May 20, 2020 11:34 AM (mFoNl)
Thanks, Moki. And I feel the same about the prayer list.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 11:37 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 11:37 AM (hku12)
Posted by: ShainS
My feelin' blue movie is Stalingrad. When the last German freezes to death on the steppe it just puts a spring in my step.
Posted by: pep at May 20, 2020 11:37 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:37 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2020 11:38 AM (Tm506)
"Help me! Help me Emile, I'm over heeerrrrre!!"...
Ugh.
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 11:38 AM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 20, 2020 11:38 AM (xInes)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 11:38 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 11:38 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Moki
And you can always score a bite of my Spam sammich.......
Posted by: JT at May 20, 2020 11:38 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2020 11:38 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 11:38 AM (ptqGC)
Today is International Clinical Trials Day.
I thought that was funny.
Posted by: Diogenes
It's World Bee Day. Get out there and get stung!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 11:39 AM (f4vam)
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 11:36 AM (aNxz1)
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I remember the day after it aired, were were talking about it in school. One of my friends said, "My Dad was goin' fruits. I had to turn off the TV".
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at May 20, 2020 11:39 AM (4o2K3)
Posted by: James Z at May 20, 2020 11:39 AM (jNU5H)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2020 11:39 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2020 11:40 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
I'm certainly not holding up my end.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 11:40 AM (Qf83p)
The Champ.
When Ricky Schroeder shakes the dead Voight .
'Champ ? Wake up Champ ! Wake up ! '
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 11:40 AM (XX9+E)
When I need a pick-me-up, I always rewatch the original "Brian's Song" movie.
Posted by: ShainS at May 20, 2020 11:36 AM (aNxz1)
"Old Yeller."
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 11:40 AM (yvnmY)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 20, 2020 11:41 AM (d1uFV)
********
Dear GOP: Stop Cowering Before Bad-Faith Race Card Attacks
******
Mollie Hemingway
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 20, 2020 11:41 AM (IEvQe)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2020 11:35 AM (oVJmc)
Right, and they're just whining because they were hoist by their own petard.
"But it's not supposed to to work that way..."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 11:41 AM (ZUXkg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2020 11:40 AM (oVJmc)
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One day we'll get to see that, hopefully.
Jerry Lewis needed to die first, though. Maybe his estate will be hard up for cash enough one day and they'll sell the movie to some boutique home label like Criterion or Kino.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:41 AM (LvTSG)
*Gorilla*
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2020 11:41 AM (EGyGV)
I guess I should have thought of that, huh? There's a reason I stick to the Beginner chess problem.
There were some pictures of her with a baby Angelina. Looks like her lips were always that way.
Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2020 11:42 AM (MUTE3)
Its not working. They look awful and stupid. The worst they accused Kavanaugh of has less support and isn't as bad as what Biden has been accused of by a dozen or so women. They trotted out this sad assortment of human detritus to attack Trump with and are ignoring the ones who've been complaining about Biden for 40 years.
I dunno if these women are telling the truth or not. Frankly at this point there's no way to prove anything and its the past.
What matters to me is watching angry leftist women who screamed for the heads of people like Kavanaugh and Moore and a host of previous Republicans now staunchly and shamelessly defend Biden no matter what... and are trying to change the past and claim they never said what is clearly on record. 1984 ain't in it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 11:42 AM (KZzsI)
#BelieveAllWomen is a right-wing trap in the sense that it was intended to trap the right-wing.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2020 11:35 AM (oVJmc)
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We're wily.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:36 AM (LvTSG)
It's all the pouncing. Keeps us in shape.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2020 11:42 AM (EGyGV)
BOY has she aged poorly.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at May 20, 2020 11:41 AM (d1uFV)
Being really, really, really thin isn't helping.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 11:43 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Gris Gris at May 20, 2020 11:43 AM (iMfep)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2020 11:38 AM (ufFY
That one led me to close my Elisabeth Shue spank bank account.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2020 11:43 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2020 11:43 AM (LxTcq)
She has always looked weird, there just was a 10 year period when the weird also looked pretty good.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 11:43 AM (KZzsI)
Helen Mirren runs rings around Meryl Streep in acting.
Pick any Streep movie and picture Mirren in her role. Pick any Mirren movie and picture Streep in her role. There's no contest.
I'll give any movie with Mirren in it a watch. I cannot say the same for Streep. Streep is the Robert DeNiro of actresses.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 11:43 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2020 11:38 AM (ufFY
That one led me to close my Elisabeth Shue spank bank account.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2020 11:43 AM (y7DUB)
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I loved her in Hamlet 2 where she played Elizabeth Shue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:43 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: JT at May 20, 2020 11:38 AM (arJlL)
Is there a reason you are such a jerk about people talking about the prayer list? Or is it my comments? You have done this several times now, and I don't appreciate it. I am serious about praying, and serious about lifting up those on the list, because they are hurting and in need.
Don't crap on that, please.
Posted by: Moki at May 20, 2020 11:43 AM (mFoNl)
I should see if Kino has any interesting silents on sale.
I'm sure as hell not going to be writing any more today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (2JVJo)
1st Clip: John Kerry with the Pres of Ukraine requesting they remove the prosecutor. The PofUk states that even though there is no evidence of any corruption he asked the prosecutor to resign, and he had just done so.
2nd clip: VP Biden, thanking the pres of Uk and stating that now they will sign the $1Bn loan guarantee.
Look for flaming skull later.
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (KopDd)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 11:39 AM (f4vam)
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That's Christy Teigan every day, someone here described her face as being someone who's allergic to bee stings getting stung in the face.
Meow.
I wouldn't be so mean, but she and her husband are loudmouth leftist bullies so they have it coming.
Posted by: Boots at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (oGBso)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (Qf83p)
Helen Mirren runs rings around Meryl Streep in acting.
Pick any Streep movie and picture Mirren in her role. Pick any Mirren movie and picture Streep in her role. There's no contest.
I'll give any movie with Mirren in it a watch. I cannot say the same for Streep. Streep is the Robert DeNiro of actresses.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 11:43 AM (pNxlR)
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Also, Mirren has bewbs that she likes to show off.
It's like they're afraid of the dark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (LvTSG)
EEEEEEEEEKKKKK We're all gonna fukkin die!!!
(some time in the future).
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (o2MD2)
I wish PDT would offer a word of praise to Kemp.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (ptqGC)
Requiem for a Dream is more wacky than The Great Race. Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2020 11:43 AM (LxTcq)
It is written.
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (ZS9TG)
I hate downer movies but a very good downer movie is The Human Stain with Anthony Hopkins.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (XX9+E)
Or some olympians, they are amazing athletically, but also, I have noticed quite a few that had olympian parents. And I wonder if part of them making it, was their folks pushing them and telling them they could do it. And I suppose knowing about proper training and coaching and mindset. Where maybe "normal" families lack that knowledge?
Posted by: MikeM at May 20, 2020 11:34 AM (RW3Jw)
I think if you have a nature/nurture slider, those questions are quite interesting, when it comes to things like athletics. I mean, we might THINK that's mostly genetics, but yeah, having supportive parents and coaches who help a kid develop good training skills, that's crucial too.
But with acting, I'd say it's almost all genetics. Both in sense of what God gave them, and in who their parents are.
Why?
Because it takes almost no talent to act. I'm not trying to be cruel here, it's just not that difficult a craft to master. They want to make it seem like it is, but it's not. Really. The difference in quality between a top flight actor and some kid who gets nominated for an Oscar, is marginal.
Tatum O'Neal, for example, in Bad News Bears probably outacted anything her dad ever did. And yet, she never would have been there, if not for her dad.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (hku12)
Posted by: JT at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (arJlL)
Only the Donald O' Connor scene is the best part of the movie. Granted, Debbie Reynolds is cute but that's it.
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (88xKn)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2020 11:45 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2020 11:45 AM (9TdxA)
And then she showed up in a low cut top... traipsing around like the queen of the trailer park.
Oh my, did she make an impression.
Can she act? Hell if I know.
In a previous generation, much the same thing was noted about Janet Leigh. (the blonde victim in Psycho, as well as many other movies) No one ever claimed she was actually very good, but she was quite pretty, and directors such as Alfred Hitchcock noted that as opposed to most actors and actresses, she was very easy to work with and always did what the Director told her to do without asking any questions. Not surprisingly, Directors loved that about her.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 11:45 AM (Kpl3J)
I should see if Kino has any interesting silents on sale.
I'm sure as hell not going to be writing any more today.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (2JVJo)
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The Birth of a Nation?
I do like their silent selection. They don't put as much effort into cleaning things up as Criterion, but it's nice to have the stuff anyway.
I have a few Buster Keatons from them, mainly. Also, their single UHD disc, Ridley Scott's Hannibal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:45 AM (LvTSG)
She was 72, a petite, lovely woman, no health issues that we know of. He and his family are devastated.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020
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I'm sorry for her family. Don't take this the wrong way, but that's the way to go. Sitting with her loved one and going peacefully.
Posted by: abbynormal at May 20, 2020 11:45 AM (I849g)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (CjFDo)
He's great in "Ray Donovan."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
....
Yes.. some of the best acting all around on TV today.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2020 11:37 AM (CjFDo)
This times a jillion! So hoping some other network or streaming platform picks up the show.
Posted by: doof2112 at May 20, 2020 11:46 AM (mZUr4)
Posted by: JT at May 20, 2020 11:46 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 11:46 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 11:46 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2020 11:46 AM (o2MD2)
Good for the pecs.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (Qf83p)
I prefer seizing.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 11:46 AM (ZUXkg)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 11:46 AM (NI4rU)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2020 11:46 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 20, 2020 11:47 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:43 AM (LvTSG)
Thanks for pointing that out; may have to reopen the account.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2020 11:47 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 11:46 AM (KZzsI)
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Are we taking bets on whether she redirected money for the dams to some lefty priority yet, or not?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:47 AM (LvTSG)
I think I'll go with "54." It has a happy ending. Steve Rubell goes to federal prison!
The only useful thing the federal govt has done since VJ Day.
Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2020 11:47 AM (Cssks)
Obviously doctored.
What we need is a dossier.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 11:47 AM (Boy/L)
/yeah, the Dems and the MSM know how to hide things.
Posted by: shibumi, a Useless Eater living in CV1984 at May 20, 2020 11:47 AM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 20, 2020 11:35 AM (oVJmc)
Right, and they're just whining because they were hoist by their own petard.
"But it's not supposed to to work that way..."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 11:41 AM (ZUXkg)
It's odd that the left didn't realize how many rapists there are on the left.
It's also that they're not troubled about giving Democrats a free rape card.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 11:48 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 11:48 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 11:48 AM (Qf83p)
Anna, despite being 99 years old, positive for Covid-19, and all of 88 pounds in weight continues to be symptom free. She was tested as part of the nursing facility sweep, not due to symptoms.
Being a Navy wife to a traditional Chief Machinist Mate through WWII and into the 60's, she probably simply said "I ain't got time for this"
The second request for my Uncle Bill also has good news. A-Fib, but controllable, and released to home.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 20, 2020 11:49 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2020 11:43 AM (y7DUB)
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I loved her in Hamlet 2 where she played Elizabeth Shue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:43 AM (LvTSG)
She's terrific in the Amazon series of The Boys.
Looks pretty great too.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 11:49 AM (hku12)
You did it. Not me. Reap the whirlwind, you son of a bitch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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THIS!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 20, 2020 11:49 AM (C0heI)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:49 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: SLOW UPTAKE at May 20, 2020 11:49 AM (d0RbD)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (hku12)
She stole the movie from her dad in Paper Moon but it wasn't because he was bad. She was just so good in it.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 11:49 AM (XX9+E)
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 11:49 AM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2020 11:49 AM (9TdxA)
2nd clip: VP Biden, thanking the pres of Uk and stating that now they will sign the $1Bn loan guarantee.
Look for flaming skull later.
Posted by: RKinRoanoke at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (KopDd)
Came out yesterday, media totally silent on it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 11:49 AM (NgKpN)
231 For a chick flick, Message in a Bottle had the most unnecessary downer ending of any movie I've seen.
Admit it, you wanted Robin Wright Penn to have been lost at sea, too.
Not at all uplifting like "Se7en" with Gwenyth's head in the box, was it?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 11:50 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 11:50 AM (Boy/L)
Only the Donald O' Connor scene is the best part of the movie. Granted, Debbie Reynolds is cute but that's it.
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (88xKn)
I find Gene Kelly to be incredibly overrated.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (hku12)
She stole the movie from her dad in Paper Moon but it wasn't because he was bad. She was just so good in it.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 11:49 AM (XX9+E)
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Peter Bogdonavich swore off directing kids after that movie because it took 50 takes of literally everything she did to get it right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:50 AM (LvTSG)
YES!
And I love her in the Red movies, not that this requires great acting.
Which reminds me, Tatiani Maslany is a fabulous actress (she played the younger Mirren character in "Woman in Gold"). Maslany played clones in "Orphan Black" and had such a subtle yet familiar set of expressions and mannerisms for each clone that she could pull off playing one clone pretending to another convincingly. She should have gotten the Emmy every year for that show.
Meanwhile, Meryl Streep has the same mannerisms and expressions (her own, I imagine) for each character she plays because all she does is accents.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 11:50 AM (bDqIh)
This is the 17 year locust year as soon as the ground warms up.
So that's 3.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 11:50 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 11:51 AM (Boy/L)
That's the one movie I walked out of.
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 11:51 AM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:50 AM (LvTSG)
It was worth it.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 11:51 AM (XX9+E)
Only the Donald O' Connor scene is the best part of the movie. Granted, Debbie Reynolds is cute but that's it.
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (88xKn)
I find Gene Kelly to be incredibly overrated.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)
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My favorite is probably The Young Girls of Rochefort, a French musical that upends every convention of the genre and manages to be completely intoxicating at the same time.
Jacques Demy was great.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:51 AM (LvTSG)
/yeah, the Dems and the MSM know how to hide things.
Posted by: shibumi, a Useless Eater living in CV1984 at May 20, 2020 11:47 AM (ZCiJZ)
Zounds, there are uninformed people making up the electorate? That's why it stopped bothering me that a low percentage of citizens vote.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2020 11:51 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: OregonMuse
Oh yeah...abs.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 11:48 AM (Qf83p)
IMHO seizing works the pecs, while pouncing works the abs.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 20, 2020 11:51 AM (Uu+Jp)
He plays a total scuzzball so seemingly effortlessly. I know it's just a role but dear God...
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2020 11:36 AM (y7DUB)
You should watch him in Runaway Train. Chews the scenery like Rosie O'Donnell on a jar full of Oreos.
And he's terrifying.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2020 11:51 AM (EGyGV)
I think they knew, but figured that if there were so many on their side, who loves women and fights for abortion... the right must be EVEN WORSE!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 11:51 AM (KZzsI)
So that's 3.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 11:50 AM (nRWPy)
That's already happened in Africa. What's #4?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 11:52 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 20, 2020 11:52 AM (dKiJG)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (hku12)
"There's grease in my beaker!"
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 11:52 AM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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We're wily.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
It's all the pouncing. Keeps us in shape.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
You would think with all the jumping to conclusions, the knee jerk reactions, and the flying off the handles that the left does daily, they'd be in great shape.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 11:52 AM (f4vam)
So that's 3.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 11:50 AM (nRWPy)
I imagine the'd be frogs and snakes too. After that many floods. If Whitmer shows up with boils on her face...
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:52 AM (zr5Kq)
Check out A Throw of the Dice on Kino. Never heard of it, but sounds interesting.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 11:52 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (88xKn)
Do you mean "Make 'Em Laugh?" IMO, that's one of the worst parts of the movie. O'Connor's not funny, he's exhausting. The movie starts out with him and Kelly as itinerant vaudevillians, and that number explains why they never got god billing - O'Connor just gets more and more frantic, beating you over the head with slapstick. It's as if he's a comedian dying in front of an audience and keeps cranking up to 11 in order to get a reaction from them. It's just awful.
And Kelly is at his self-indulgent worst in the ballet at the end of the movie.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 11:52 AM (2JVJo)
It's human nature. We act. If you're believable, if Mommy buys you that toy, that's it. Nobody can act better than that.
Posted by: t-bird at May 20, 2020 11:53 AM (DMQdU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 11:53 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 11:49 AM (ZS9TG)
Good lord, remind me to never introduce you to my sister.
The one sister, I mean.
The other one, sure, you can meet her.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 11:53 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2020 11:53 AM (o2MD2)
251 A pick me up movie? Hmmmm. That's a challenge...
The Right Stuff
October Sky
West Virginians showing us how to do stuff back when we as a nation wanted to do stuff.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 11:53 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 11:52 AM (ptqGC)
I was thinking exclusively of der Commendant Whitmer.
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:53 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: CNN at May 20, 2020 11:53 AM (aKsyK)
Because it takes almost no talent to act. I'm not trying to be cruel here, it's just not that difficult a craft to master.
Especially for women. Amiright???
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 11:54 AM (Kpl3J)
I was tidying up the other day and found I have two copies of that.
Perhaps some more Griffith Biograph shorts, depending on what's available.
I'm trying to stave off this wave of depression I feel in the back of my head. Going to go for a walk / smoke soon.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 11:54 AM (2JVJo)
That makes two Hoffman movies that end in the back of a bus.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 11:37 AM (Qf83p)
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Did Hoffman play Rosa Parks?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2020 11:54 AM (h6CJG)
Frogs
Lice/gnats
Flies/wild animals
Pestilence of livestock
Boils
Storm of hail and fire
Locusts
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 20, 2020 11:54 AM (nRWPy)
And he's terrifying.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2020 11:51 AM (EGyGV)
I saw it a long time ago; prolly time for a rewatch.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2020 11:54 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2020 11:55 AM (o2MD2)
Yesterday I got the results back from a blood test for Covid-19 antibodies.
It turns out I have already recovered from it, and I didn't even know I had been infected. The only symptoms I had were chills and mild muscle aches, which lasted about two days.
I asked my doctor explicitly, "Am I a risk to other people?"
He answered "You are not. These results mean you were previously infected, and should be immune."
I guess somebody up there likes me.
Posted by: Toad-O at May 20, 2020 11:55 AM (cct0t)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (XX9+E)
I thought 'The Human Stain' was a Lawrence O'Donnell biopic.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 11:55 AM (ZUXkg)
Hah. Perfect description. I could never figure out what it was.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 11:55 AM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at May 20, 2020 11:55 AM (dNzKv)
These same people have no clue about Obamagate.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 20, 2020 11:55 AM (ptqGC)
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I think she's stated in the past that O'Neal was particularly irked with her because she obviously stole every scene she was in in that movie. Irked, as in he smacked her around if I'm remembering right. And indeed, she was brilliant in it. Especially considering it being her first role, and most especially considering her age.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 11:55 AM (O+I8R)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM (hku12)
She stole the movie from her dad in Paper Moon but it wasn't because he was bad. She was just so good in it.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 11:49 AM (XX9+E)
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Peter Bogdonavich swore off directing kids after that movie because it took 50 takes of literally everything she did to get it right.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:50 AM (LvTSG)
Which is probably his fault, more than hers.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 11:55 AM (hku12)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 11:37 AM (Qf83p)
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Did Hoffman play Rosa Parks?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Make it three.
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 11:56 AM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 11:56 AM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 11:56 AM (XX9+E)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2020 11:54 AM (y7DUB)
Same here. Don't remember much about it, only that it was good. I'm going to look for it.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 11:56 AM (ZUXkg)
Because it takes almost no talent to act. I'm not trying to be cruel here, it's just not that difficult a craft to master.
Especially for women. Amiright???
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 11:54 AM (Kpl3J)
*snort*
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 11:56 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 11:50 AM (bDqIh)
~~~~~
And angst. Meryl Streep is all about angst.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 20, 2020 11:56 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 11:56 AM (Boy/L)
I guess somebody up there likes me.
Posted by: Toad-O at May 20, 2020 11:55 AM (cct0t)
Now you can get top dollar for your blood plasma!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2020 11:56 AM (Tm506)
Posted by: cfo mom at May 20, 2020 11:56 AM (RfzVr)
It's like they're afraid of the dark.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:44 AM
We're not afraid of the dark; we glow in the dark, IYKWWMAWTYD.
Posted by: Helen's Mammiform Protuberances at May 20, 2020 11:56 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 11:57 AM (KZzsI)
#NEW Battleground States*
@ChangePolls
/
@CNBC
Poll (5/15-17): Trump 48% (+2) Biden 46%
*Arizona, Florida, Michigan, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin
Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2020 11:57 AM (SJDa9)
You should watch him in Runaway Train. Chews the scenery like Rosie O'Donnell on a jar full of Oreos.
And he's terrifying.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2020 11:51 AM (EGyGV)
The mutual hatred between his character, Manny, and the prison warden is visceral and believeable.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 11:57 AM (pNxlR)
Notice I said 'only' that scene out of the entire movie. Yes, it's overrated.
Posted by: dantesed at May 20, 2020 11:57 AM (88xKn)
West Virginians showing us how to do stuff back when we as a nation wanted to do stuff.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 11:53 AM (pNxlR)
*fistbump*
That and Searching for Bobby Fischer are two of my feel good faves.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2020 11:57 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 11:57 AM (NI4rU)
Very good Daniel-san! You make mask on, mask off entire country!
/Karen Miyagi of Miyagi-do Karate
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 11:57 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2020 11:58 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:50 AM (LvTSG)
Which is probably his fault, more than hers.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 11:55 AM (hku12)
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It's the common story of directors who work with children. They're notoriously hard to control. One of the big rules in Hollywood is never work with kids or animals.
One of the most celebrated child performances of the last few years was in Beasts of the Southern Wild, and it was extremely obvious to me that the entire performance was built out of half second to 3 second moments captured after hours of cajoling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:58 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 11:58 AM (yvnmY)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 11:58 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 11:58 AM (Boy/L)
Not at all uplifting like "Se7en" with Gwenyth's head in the box, was it? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 20, 2020 11:50 AM (pNxlR)
That's the one movie I walked out of.
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 11:51 AM (ZS9TG)
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Mine was "Free Willy." Even as a ten year old I knew that was laaaaame. We theater hopped to watch the Mighty Ducks after a short period.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2020 11:58 AM (h6CJG)
@ChangePolls
/
@CNBC
Poll (5/15-17): Trump 48% (+2) Biden 46%
*Arizona, Florida, Michigan, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin
Posted by: Ha at May 20, 2020 11:57 AM (SJDa9)
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I want my poll troll back!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:58 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 11:56 AM (XX9+E)
Well, The Shawshank Redemption does, anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 11:58 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2020 11:58 AM (o2MD2)
I understand that . I was just pointing out the irony.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 11:59 AM (XX9+E)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 11:59 AM (+eVzC)
Very good Daniel-san! You make mask on, mask off entire country!
/Karen Miyagi of Miyagi-do Karate
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 11:57 AM (Fc5rx)
Sweep the LEG!!!!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 11:59 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 11:56 AM (XX9+E)
Well, The Shawshank Redemption does, anyway.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 11:58 AM (Ez6QX)
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The Mist.
I don't like the movie (the metaphor is too thin, too easy, and too prevalent), but that ending is boss. It's not the ending of the story but one Frank Darabont came up with, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:59 AM (LvTSG)
For Monsters Inc, apparently they tried to get the little girl to say lines, then gave up and just followed her around with a mic and spliced in the lines for her character instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 20, 2020 12:00 PM (dfRN6)
Check out A Throw of the Dice on Kino. Never heard of it, but sounds interesting.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 11:52 AM (JKNZq)
**nods**
That Indian silent. I think about buying it every now and then.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 12:00 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 12:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 20, 2020 12:00 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2020 12:00 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 20, 2020 11:55 AM (O+I8R)
He should have listened to W.C. Fields. "Never work with Animals or Children!" But it's not true that he hated children, as he also said "Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty."
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Biden 100
Trump 0
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy. COVID Free since 1975 at May 20, 2020 12:01 PM (dNzKv)
https://youtu.be/uATMbGK__Tg
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 20, 2020 12:01 PM (JKNZq)
For Monsters Inc, apparently they tried to get the little girl to say lines, then gave up and just followed her around with a mic and spliced in the lines for her character instead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:00 PM (KZzsI)
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Yeah, I read that, too.
It's also why I think Episode 1 was Lucas' efforts to become a "serious" director. He had been working in movies as a producer for decades. He knew the stuff about children performers being difficult, and he wrote Anakin as a child. That was him saying, "I can make great cinema because I'm a great director."
He failed, of course.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:01 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:47 AM (LvTSG)
The damned dam story reporting was incredibly pathetic. The article I read talked about two dams 'failing' in the very beginning. Then, later, they quote a structural official who explained that the dams are 'structurally sound', it is just that the water is flowing over the top of each of them.
So, the damned dam did NOT 'fail'.
And now the local news chick just said 'fail' again.
Good grief.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2020 12:01 PM (ufFY8)
Especially for women. Amiright???
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 11:54 AM
You mean she just feigned interest in our healthcare insurance discussion?
What about the time she said I was the best she'd ever had?
Posted by: Pajama Boy at May 20, 2020 12:01 PM (DMUuz)
Fookin' deadly!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 20, 2020 12:00 PM (dfRN6)
I love that movie. A lot.
Oim Black an' Oim prood!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 20, 2020 12:01 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 12:01 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 12:01 PM (+eVzC)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2020 12:02 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 20, 2020 12:02 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2020 11:57 AM (y7DUB)
The kid never became a grand master or anything but he did become a world champion of some kind of hand martial arts.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 12:02 PM (XX9+E)
Posted by: eleven at May 20, 2020 12:02 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 11:58 AM (yvnmY)
His best role was in "Love You to Death".
Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2020 12:02 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 20, 2020 11:58 AM (h6CJG)
A remake of "Free Willy!" is being considered, except it's going to be called "Stacy Abrams goes to the Pool".
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 12:02 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2020 12:02 PM (ufFY8)
I wish. I haven't been allowed to donate blood for about 40 years now because of a previous infection with hepatitis A. That didn't kill me either.
Posted by: Toad-O at May 20, 2020 12:02 PM (cct0t)
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I'm singin' in the snow
Just singin' in the snow
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy to go
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 12:03 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: blake - singed semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 20, 2020 11:19 AM (WEBkv)
i'd risk it...
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 20, 2020 12:03 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 12:03 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 12:03 PM (XX9+E)
Posted by: D Governors and D Mayors at May 20, 2020 12:03 PM (pbStR)
Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2020 12:03 PM (3VGnj)
So, the damned dam did NOT 'fail'.
And now the local news chick just said 'fail' again.
Good grief.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2020 12:01 PM (ufFY
If the water flows over the top, they will fail, eventually, from erosion of the downstream side.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2020 12:03 PM (Tm506)
Which is probably his fault, more than hers.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 11:55 AM (hku12)
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It's the common story of directors who work with children. They're notoriously hard to control. One of the big rules in Hollywood is never work with kids or animals.
One of the most celebrated child performances of the last few years was in Beasts of the Southern Wild, and it was extremely obvious to me that the entire performance was built out of half second to 3 second moments captured after hours of cajoling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:58 AM (LvTSG)
Not saying they should necessarily, but I do think that's more because directors don't know how to deal with kids.
You have to push adults to give you the performance you want. It's probably more accurate to say you'd have to pull it out of you kid actors.
David Lynch is famous for being pretty much universally loved by his actors. He confounds them sometimes, in NOT giving them direction, but then he praises them all up and down their pretty egos, and sometimes when they're done doing it over and over and over again, the actors have no idea why. But they still love him anyway.
I wonder if maybe ALL actors should be treated like children, all the time. I suspect we'd get better performances from a lot of them.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 12:03 PM (hku12)
That movie's ending is very easily improved.
(Morgan Freeman voice) "...and Andy crawled through two miles of the most vile waste known to man. And he would've made it to freedom if the Shawshank authorities hadn't pumped that tunnel with enough gas to lift the Hindenburg."
"We never heard of him again, and things returned pretty much to normal in the prison. And, umm, that's it."
Posted by: Zod at May 20, 2020 12:03 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Bosk at May 20, 2020 12:03 PM (gQzBS)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 12:03 PM (XX9+E)
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Alice Eve...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:03 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 12:04 PM (+eVzC)
Posted by: HostageBlackOrchid at May 20, 2020 12:04 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 12:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 20, 2020 12:04 PM (x8Wzq)
Have a serene day, knowing that we will win over the Karens. Who will still learn nothing.
Safe travels, and may every traffic light turn green on your way home.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 20, 2020 12:05 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2020 12:02 PM (X/Pw5)
THAT is a movie that I adore!!! I don't understand why it seems to be ignored, but I guess most comedy's are. One of the best scenes is when Kevin Cline, Liv Ulllman, and Joan Plowright are seated around a restaurant table, and they all get mad and start cursing each other in a conversation that is in English, Italian, and Hungarian all at the same time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:05 PM (Kpl3J)
One guy who went to the gym and wouldn't show his papers on exiting.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 12:05 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: BignJames at May 20, 2020 12:02 PM (X/Pw5)
I love that movie.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 12:05 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Toad-O at May 20, 2020 12:05 PM (cct0t)
I wonder if maybe ALL actors should be treated like children, all the time. I suspect we'd get better performances from a lot of them.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 12:03 PM (hku12)
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Reminds me of a story from the set of Psycho where Vera Miles got really frustrated with Hitchcock because he wouldn't give her direction.
Paraphrased: "I hired you to do your job, and you're doing your job fine."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:05 PM (LvTSG)
Oh yeah. She's crazy hot and crazy.
Same goes for Amber Heard.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 12:05 PM (bDqIh)
***
Singing in the Rain with Gene Kelly and Debbie Reynolds.
Posted by: Old Dude at May 20, 2020 12:05 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:00 PM (Kpl3J)
Could you imagine them trying to remake Gigi today?
Yes, the story of a group of Men and Women grooming young women to enter into affairs with older Men, who then pay for their upkeep.
/starts to sing
Thank heaven, for litttttle Girlssssss
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 12:05 PM (NgKpN)
Meanwhile, Meryl Streep has the same mannerisms and expressions (her own, I imagine) for each character she plays because all she does is accents.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 11:50 AM (bDqIh)
As I keep telling you morons, Meryl Streep is Rich Little with tits.
Yeah, yeah. I need to get some new jokes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2020 12:05 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2020 12:00 PM (85Go
No, but they let out a bunch of thugs, murderers, and rapists.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 12:06 PM (ZUXkg)
Posted by: saf at May 20, 2020 12:06 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2020 12:06 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 12:00 PM (bDqIh)
It is, even though I do not like French movies (Mr Hulot's Holiday is funny, but too long and The Umbrellas of Cherbourg is too twee).
Bing Crosby's The Emperor Waltz is a sweet movie, I think, though it makes me cry because, as I started Thirteen Moons with, it's a cheat - real life isn't that wonderful.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 12:06 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 20, 2020 12:07 PM (Icz4p)
Posted by: Baba Streisand at May 20, 2020 12:07 PM (95j/9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2020 12:03 PM (Tm506)
I don't doubt that.
My issue is with the inaccurate, sensational wording of these fool 'reporters'.
So, it is difficult to believe what they say, the lazy bastards.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2020 12:07 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 12:06 PM (2JVJo)
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Ah, Billy Wilder's musical. It's kind of wonderful.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:07 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: runner at May 20, 2020 12:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 12:00 PM (bDqIh)
It is, even though I do not like French movies (Mr Hulot's Holiday is funny, but too long and The Umbrellas of Cherbourg is too twee).
Bing Crosby's The Emperor Waltz is a sweet movie, I think, though it makes me cry because, as I started Thirteen Moons with, it's a cheat - real life isn't that wonderful.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 12:06 PM (2JVJo)
Amelie might be the only French movie I really love, possibly because it's complete fantasy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 20, 2020 12:07 PM (l4C/z)
I think you're half right.
The other reason why they might be so difficult is because they're being pawed, if not raped, by a number of adults on set, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 12:08 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: perilisk at May 20, 2020 12:08 PM (9p+wn)
I admire him for marrying Phoebe Cates.
I also hate him.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:08 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 20, 2020 11:58 AM (o2MD2)
The 80's tv Movie of SALEM'S LOT still creeps me out and I liked they used the evil looking Vampire and I like how it stuck to the rules, the Vampire had to be invited to the Town and he has to be invited into the house. It's why I like Fright Night as well.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 20, 2020 12:08 PM (dKiJG)
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I'm singin' in the snow
Just singin' in the snow
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy to go
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 12:03 PM (+y/Ru)
Many of the more recent and popular horror flicks have a habit of showing their main characters going through hell, sometimes literally, and near the end, when it seems like they're going to somehow make it, the movie pulls the rug out from under them, and they perish in horrible ways.
It's the way the kids like it these days, I guess.
If the formula was: Good guy encounters bad guy, who does bad things, but manages to, when things look their bleakest, to use some redeeming quality to overcome evil, and win.
Now the formula is: Good guy fights evil/bad, somehow seems to manage to pull it out in the end, but NO! There's evil, and he crushes the good guy, the end.
Says something about the warped world we live in these days, I believe.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 12:08 PM (hku12)
latest isn't her fault: super heavy rains cause flooding and evacuations
in Michigan.
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Something or something about water contamination in Flint? Something or something about aging or collapsed infrastructure statewide?
Nonsense.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 20, 2020 12:08 PM (MIKMs)
"The Dude Abides" - who isn't comforted by that?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 12:08 PM (iTXRQ)
My issue is with the inaccurate, sensational wording of these fool 'reporters'.
So, it is difficult to believe what they say, the lazy bastards.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2020 12:07 PM (ufFY
You have to assume, that if it's in the newspaper, or on TV, that they got at least some of it wrong. If not all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 20, 2020 12:09 PM (Tm506)
I did enjoy Lockout, it's escape from NY in space. I think they were even sued By John Carpenter.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 20, 2020 12:00 PM (dKiJG)
Snow was a hoot of a character. You can tell that Guy Pierce had a blast with him.
"SHHH!"
"What? Did you hear something?"
"No. I'm just enjoying the silence."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2020 12:09 PM (EGyGV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Problem is the Colosseum is in LA and the Lions are in Detroit or we could have some real shows.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 12:09 PM (+y/Ru)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
oh boy, did I need that this morning.
thnaks, salty
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2020 12:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 12:09 PM (XX9+E)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2020 12:10 PM (LxTcq)
He answered "You are not. These results mean you were previously infected, and should be immune."
I guess somebody up there likes me.
Posted by: Toad-O
I would have so much fun fucking with the Karens with that.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 12:10 PM (f4vam)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 12:09 PM (XX9+E)
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Meh.
Chris McCandless was a moron. I felt no sympathy for him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:10 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)
+++++++++
Going to the pool in the time of COVID? Not very science-based or lockdown friendly, now is it? Does she *want* people to die?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 12:10 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 12:10 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 12:01 PM (Fc5rx)
Peer reviewed and approved for publication
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 20, 2020 12:11 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:08 PM (Kpl3J)
I love that movie, too. And I have the soundtrack.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 12:11 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Juss Sayin' at May 20, 2020 12:11 PM (wFZ+6)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2020 12:05 PM (EGyGV)
Ha! I'd like to see Streep play Richard Nixon.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 12:11 PM (Qr/ak)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 12:11 PM (iTXRQ)
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I think you're half right.
The other reason why they might be so difficult is because they're being pawed, if not raped, by a number of adults on set, etc.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2020 12:08 PM (bDqIh)
Yep, I have a hard time watching some of those movies and teevee shows of my youth, because I can't quite get that thought out of my head.
Oh look, there's McCauley Caulking, acting all precocious. I wonder who he had to blow before he shot that scene.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 12:11 PM (hku12)
It's been kind of a dream of mine to go through the supermarket ringing a bell while yelling "Unclean!".
Posted by: Old Dude at May 20, 2020 12:12 PM (LGXGf)
He answered "You are not. These results mean you were previously infected, and should be immune."
I guess somebody up there likes me.
Posted by: Toad-O
I would have so much fun fucking with the Karens with that.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 12:10 PM (f4vam)
SHIT! I need to go get tested to see if I've already had it.
Could put it on my online dating profile.
Almost sure to get laid out of it!
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 12:12 PM (NgKpN)
"The Dude Abides" - who isn't comforted by that?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Bumbling pothead gets to fumble his way through life...sounds like a tragedy to me.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 20, 2020 12:12 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Juss Sayin' at May 20, 2020 12:12 PM (wFZ+6)
Says something about the warped world we live in these days, I believe.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 12:08 PM (hku12)
Yes! That's why I hate so many modern movies. Nothing but angst soaked in nihilism. Nothing matters, humans have no souls, the world is unrestrained evil.
If I had my way, Eli Roth would have been jailed for life after the first Hostel movie. That goes for the scumbag who directed the Saw franchise, too.
You have the ability to create wonderful stories and characters that can be immortal, and you piss over all of that with your empty, black, hollow soul.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 12:12 PM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 20, 2020 12:00 PM (dKiJG)
I actually saw that in the theater, because I really really love both Lennie James and Peter Stormare.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 20, 2020 12:12 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: OregonMuse
couldn't be any weirder than Anthony Hopkins playing Nixon
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 12:12 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2020 12:12 PM (9TdxA)
* servers wear masks and gloves.
* Menus be single-use only
* Restaurants have proper ventilation
* Restaurants not offer communal seating or bar seating
* Self-service stations and buffets are not allowed
* Restaurants must have floor decals to direct customers
* Bathrooms must be cleaned every 30 minutes and there must be at least 6 feet of spacing between in-service stalls and urinals
* Hand sanitizer must be available for patron and employee use
*Servers must wash their hands at least every 30 minutes
* Customers should be asked to wear masks when they are not eating or drinking
* Customers should be asked to register with the restaurant in case an outbreak occurs
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 12:13 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: OregonMuse
couldn't be any weirder than Anthony Hopkins playing Nixon
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 12:12 PM (iTXRQ)
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I think Oliver Stone's go to excuse for complicated men is "mental illness".
That seems to be the thrust of Nixon, W., and Alexander.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:13 PM (LvTSG)
The real guy from October Sky (Homer Hickman?) is on Twitter. He follows Gingy and sometimes comments on one of her tweets. He seems like a great guy.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 20, 2020 12:13 PM (uquGJ)
GET IT?
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at May 20, 2020 12:13 PM (t1tHS)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:10 PM
Yup. Guy had no business being out in the wild, he had no idea what he was doing. Perhaps he grew to appreciate the value of civilization before he starved to death.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 12:14 PM (Qr/ak)
I wonder if she'll turn out to be another Natalie Portman, who could act until she was 13.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 12:14 PM (gd9RK)
TheHill:
"Senate Republicans issue first subpoena in Obama-era probes"
First Subpoena? PDT's first term is almost up and they're getting around to their first subpoena?
Pathetic.
Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2020 12:14 PM (G0vdT)
If old Joe were to accost Tara Reade 2020 (the new economy double plus sized Tara Reade), I suppose he could say "Yeah, I did it, but I was just the little Dutch Boy sticking his finger in the dike".
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 20, 2020 12:14 PM (NVDjf)
Well, he should know.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:14 PM (Boy/L)
Forget Godwin, this is Unit 731 shit.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 20, 2020 12:14 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 12:14 PM (2JVJo)
Customers should be asked to register with the restaurant in case an outbreak occurs
Posted by: Muldoon
1. First time you touch the mask, you've defeated the purpose.
2. Heywood Jablome
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 12:15 PM (f4vam)
Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2020 12:15 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 20, 2020 12:15 PM (dfRN6)
_Mollie Hemingway
Posted by: Braenyard at May 20, 2020 12:15 PM (3DLpV)
Well, he should know.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:14 PM (Boy/L)
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He apparently really loves cocaine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 12:15 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:47 AM (LvTSG)
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Sucker bet.
Now if you can name the leftist cause that is worth some money:
LGBTQWRTY CAUSES
CRIMINAL ILLEGAL INVADERS SUPPORT
GLOBAL WARMENING CRUSADE
TYPICAL DONKEY GRAFT
That's joke son, it is all of them.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 12:16 PM (pw+jk)
Pathetic.
There were a great many people in the GOP ranks that BELIEVED the Russia fraud.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:16 PM (Boy/L)
And it sets up the funniest parody ever, Shaq throwing bricks in Scary Movie 4
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 20, 2020 12:16 PM (9TdxA)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 12:16 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2020 12:16 PM (Zmnko)
"SHHH!"
"What? Did you hear something?"
"No. I'm just enjoying the silence."
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2020 12:09 PM (EGyGV)
Lockout is on Netflix if you haven't seen it, I think it's done by the same guy that did the 5th Element
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 20, 2020 12:16 PM (dKiJG)
Ponder that one for a moment, folks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:17 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 20, 2020 12:14 PM (1g7ch)
And also like Unit 731, nothing will ever happen to them.
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 12:17 PM (BAsqb)
https://tinyurl.com/ycj33hqg
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2020 12:17 PM (ufFY8)
those regs sound like they are meant to be impossible to comply with
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 12:17 PM (iTXRQ)
The odd thing about it is, when it comes right down to it, most dudes on the right have a far better opinion of women- at least non-lib women.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 12:17 PM (YaiCw)
Posted by: saf at May 20, 2020 12:17 PM (5IHGB)
Somebody remind me again how long it took the Dems to get rid of Nixon after the Watergate break-in.
Posted by: freaked dyslexic at May 20, 2020 12:18 PM (Tnijr)
Yes! That's why I hate so many modern movies. Nothing but angst soaked in nihilism. Nothing matters, humans have no souls, the world is unrestrained evil.
If I had my way, Eli Roth would have been jailed for life after the first Hostel movie. That goes for the scumbag who directed the Saw franchise, too.
You have the ability to create wonderful stories and characters that can be immortal, and you piss over all of that with your empty, black, hollow soul.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 20, 2020 12:12 PM (2JVJo)
My two "favorites" are Jeepers Creepers and Drag Me To Heck.
Oh my, what troubles these people have encountered, just sorta by accident. Let's see if they can make it out alive.
Oh yay! They do!
Whoopsie! There's the baddie again. Bad guy wins.
Thanks for coming, hope you "enjoyed" the show.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 12:18 PM (hku12)
"The Dude Abides" - who isn't comforted by that?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Lots of Coen Bros comedies leave me cold, like Raising Arizona which was like being dragged over a barbed wire fence. Hail, Caesar was hilarious for the Clooney fuck job though...
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 20, 2020 12:18 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:16 PM (Boy/L)
They knew as well as Obama it was bullshit.
They wanted YOU to believe that they believed.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 20, 2020 12:18 PM (1g7ch)
Just over two years.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:19 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: freaked dyslexic at May 20, 2020 12:19 PM (Tnijr)
You are vastly overestimating their intelligence.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:19 PM (Boy/L)
Those aren't enough rules!!! This is worse than The Plague!!!
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at May 20, 2020 12:20 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: freaked dyslexic at May 20, 2020 12:20 PM (Tnijr)
MY BODY. MY CHOICE.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 12:20 PM (pw+jk)
Somebody remind me again how long it took the Dems to get rid of Nixon after the Watergate break-in.
Posted by: freaked dyslexic at May 20, 2020 12:18 PM (Tnijr)
-------
Just over two years.
Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2020 12:20 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 12:20 PM (NI4rU)
Pathetic.
There were a great many people in the GOP ranks that BELIEVED the Russia fraud.
Posted by: Circa
A great many arrests WOULD disabuse them of that notion toot sweet.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 12:20 PM (f4vam)
Million-dollar idea: powered masks, with Bluetooth voice control!
*runs to patent office*
Posted by: spindrift at May 20, 2020 12:21 PM (fYH8e)
Pathetic.
Posted by: WisRich at May 20, 2020 12
Don't worry about the Senate.
DURHAM IS COMING.
Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at May 20, 2020 12:21 PM (SJDa9)
Posted by: freaked dyslexic at May 20, 2020 12:18 PM (Tnijr)
It was downhill sledding with a compliant media.
Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2020 12:21 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 20, 2020 12:16 PM (dKiJG)
It's utterly stupid, but entertaining.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5rcXEx3XsA
Posted by: Vanya at May 20, 2020 12:21 PM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 20, 2020 12:21 PM (ufFY8)
Pathetic.
There were a great many people in the GOP ranks that BELIEVED the Russia fraud.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:16 PM (Boy/L)
Programmed to believe in the Evil Soviet Empire.
We all were.
I find it weird that they can somehow forget that Viet Nam killed nearly 60,00 Americans, then broke a treaty with us
So they can be our new trading partners!
While Russia, who is NOT the Soviet Union any longer, and are not Communists anymore, are the defacto largest evil threat in the world! Even though they have not directly killed Americans, like many others have?
I was a Cold Warrior, I remember the rhetoric back then.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2020 12:21 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Eric at May 20, 2020 12:21 PM (CcbdU)
It's the way the kids like it these days, I guess.
If the formula was: Good guy encounters bad guy, who does bad things, but manages to, when things look their bleakest, to use some redeeming quality to overcome evil, and win.
Now the formula is: Good guy fights evil/bad, somehow seems to manage to pull it out in the end, but NO! There's evil, and he crushes the good guy, the end.
Says something about the warped world we live in these days, I believe.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 12:08 PM (hku12)
I don't know that sounds kind of standard for a lot of horror movies. I don't think night of the living dead ended on a happy note.
Now the slasher movies with their tropes like if you have sex you die and the final girl stuff tend to wind up with the good guy prevails. But usually also the bad guy survives to come back in a sequel.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 20, 2020 12:21 PM (uLsaz)
**********
I think the safe inter-urinal distance should be determined not by the aerosol potential of the virus, but by the maximum spray radius of the clientele. Like a landscaper positioning sprinkler heads at a city park or golf course to avoid overlap.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 12:21 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 20, 2020 12:21 PM (KZzsI)
Just over two years."
Uh huh. Justice didn't fuck around back then did it?
Posted by: freaked at May 20, 2020 12:21 PM (Tnijr)
Ponder that one for a moment, folks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:17 PM (Boy/L)
0. Food arrives at table
1. Remove mask
2. Insert forkful of food into mouth
3. Replace mask
4. Chew
5. Swallow
6. Repeat steps 1 - 5 until plate is empty.
7. Pay
8. Leave
Yeah, no.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 12:21 PM (Qr/ak)
"Death of Stalin", I loved it.
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at May 20, 2020 12:21 PM (w7KSn)
++++++++++++++
Ah, so the preliminary direction is out.
Most restaurants won't survive under these rules. If I could make rent, I wouldn't even reopen my restaurant under phase 1. Not worth it. That probably amounts to 30% capacity and lots of added expenses and management overhead. Why bother?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2020 12:22 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 20, 2020 12:22 PM (nBhUy)
1. Remove mask
2. Insert forkful of food into mouth
3. Replace mask
4. Chew
5. Swallow
6. Repeat steps 1 - 5 until plate is empty.
7. Pay
8.
Thus touching the mask and face numerous times... real smart
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2020 12:22 PM (Zmnko)
Fookin' deadly!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 20, 2020 12:00 PM (dfRN6)
I love that movie. A lot.
Oim Black an' Oim prood!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 20, 2020 12:01 PM (x8Wzq)
I vote yes to that as well.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 12:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
who wants that job
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 12:22 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Colin at May 20, 2020 12:22 PM (3VGnj)
Posted by: freaked dyslexic at May 20, 2020 12:19 PM (Tnijr)
They clean the office bathrooms in this building 3 or 4 times a day. Went in one yesterday afternoon and I think the cleaners might have mixed bleach and ammonia. The fumes made my throat burn. Switch out bio warfare with chemical warfare.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 20, 2020 12:23 PM (fuFqD)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 20, 2020 12:23 PM (NI4rU)
Posted by: freaked dyslexic at May 20, 2020 12:19 PM (
Powder under your balls, sir?
Posted by: LOL at May 20, 2020 12:23 PM (SJDa9)
It's really great looking that men look sexy, young looking and are fit their entire lives. It's such a pleasure for women. I mean Joe Biden looks exactly the same as he did in the 1990's when he molested Tara Reid.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2020 12:23 PM (+eVzC)
Ponder that one for a moment, folks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:17 PM (Boy/L)
0. Food arrives at table
1. Remove mask
CONTAMINATED!
2. Insert forkful of food into mouth
3. Replace mask
CONTAMINATED!
4. Chew
5. Swallow
6. Repeat steps 1 - 5 until plate is empty.
CONTAMINATED!
7. Pay
8. Leave
Yeah, no.
Posted by: OregonMuse
Bwahahahahahahaha!
Posted by: rickb223 at May 20, 2020 12:23 PM (f4vam)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2020 11:39 AM (85Gof)
Shouldn't that be 'a fill day'?
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (Z4rgH)
One can believe that Vlad is an asshole (like every other Russian leader for the past 1,000 years) and still not fall for whatever the hell it was we were supposed to fall for in this. It was incoherent lunacy from the beginning.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: freaked dyslexic at May 20, 2020 12:18 PM (Tnijr)
It was downhill sledding with a compliant media.
Posted by: Caliban at May 20, 2020 12:21 PM (QE8X6)
Plus a compliant GOP.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (Qr/ak)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (iTXRQ)
Not to be missed.
Posted by: navybrat, largely at large at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 20, 2020 12:08 PM
We don't think much of it.
Posted by: The Nihilists at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 20, 2020 11:31 AM (CjFDo)
He's great in "Ray Donovan."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Also Donovan's Brain
Posted by: JT
What about "Donovan's Reef"?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at May 20, 2020 12:24 PM (vcOmj)
to it, most dudes on the right have a far better opinion of women- at
least non-lib women.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 12:17 PM (YaiCw)
===
MY theory on why leftist women think conservative men are sexist and rapists is because they KNOW most leftist men are sexist and rapists from experience. If the holy leftist men are that bad then the heathen conservative men must be so much worse.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: freaked dyslexic at May 20, 2020 12:19 PM (Tnijr)
The cleaning lady here is getting a workout. I am having a hard time taking a leak- she is always in there cleaning.
I went to make some copies and the Plant manager explained I had to sanitize the machine before and after using it. Really?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (YaiCw)
I say it's strange because the Nazis kill a bunch of good guys but the movie still leaves me feeling good.
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2020 12:25 PM (Ots//)
Posted by: freaked dyslexic at May 20, 2020 12:19 PM (
Powder under your balls, sir?
Posted by: LOL at May 20, 2020 12:23 PM (SJDa9)
OK, I laffed...
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Social Distancing Professional at May 20, 2020 12:26 PM (KqO4Q)
I wonder if she'll turn out to be another Natalie Portman, who could act until she was 13.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 20, 2020 12:14 PM (gd9RK)
There's a young actress who was in a few movies, and had a part in the HBO show, Boardwalk Empire.
She's quite good, and does a terrific job in the show.
Well, fast forward a few years, and it turns out she has a Youtube channel! Someone I like had recommended her as an alternative to crappy female "comedians" on Youtube, and her channel is full of whacky, weird, sometimes juveline (she's only 16-17 now) stuff, but she's got an appeal.
Then she disappeared for a while. When she came back, she announced she'd spent time in a mental hospital, and then cheerfully explains she's been diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder.
Yeah, that's not what you got, hon.
She's got a difficult life ahead of her.
I hate the film industry.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2020 12:26 PM (hku12)
-Employees wash hands every 30 minutes.
In any particular sequence?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 20, 2020 12:28 PM (Fc5rx)
Ponder that one for a moment, folks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
The mask you wear while you eat.
https://bit.ly/2LKzEAq
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 20, 2020 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: SuperMayorSuperRonNirnberg at May 20, 2020 12:30 PM (GW9vY)
Posted by: LOL at May 20, 2020 12:23 PM (SJDa9)
J & J just took talcum powder off the market
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 20, 2020 12:32 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 20, 2020 12:34 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Bluwave um ok at May 20, 2020 01:01 PM (No8Jj)
You know, my car used to be owned by Jon Voight.
Posted by: George Costanza at May 20, 2020 11:18 AM
Everybody's talkin' at me...
I can't hear a word they're sayin'...
just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car...
Posted by: George Costanza at May 20, 2020 01:11 PM (Do5/p)
The Young Girls of Rochefort has the worst music in any film
i have ever seen or heard. No discernible melodies. It is quite a monotonous movie overall. I have never been able to sit and watch it for more than 2-3 minutes. A Chantal Akerman film that the critics decided to ignore "Window Shopping" has much better music and I actually care about the characters. Probably the only film I can stand by Akerman. Of course only available on old VHS tape.
On the otherhand - I love Gene Kelly movies. What an incredible dancer. Singing in the Rain I can watch over and over -an actual musical with a decent story.
To each his own as someone said...
Posted by: Glenn John at May 20, 2020 01:50 PM (LilNs)
Jon Voight... the dentist?
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 20, 2020 11:21 AM
Do you have a pencil that he was biting on?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 20, 2020 11:22 AM
He bit me.
It was justifiable. He thought I was going for his wallet.
Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at May 20, 2020 02:26 PM (Do5/p)
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