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Feinstein Asked "Basic Questions" About Her Husband's Pre-Pandemic Stock Sales
"Basic questions" like "Did you commit a crime?" and "Can you prove you did not commit a crime?"
"Senator Feinstein was asked some basic questions by law enforcement about her husband’s stock transactions, as I think all offices in the initial story were," a spokesman for the California Democrat told Fox News on Thursday. ... Earlier this year, reports had said Feinstein, who is the top Democrat on the Senate Judiciary Committee, and her husband sold between $1.5 million and $6 million in stock in California biotech company Allogene Therapeutics, between Jan. 31 and Feb. 18. But a spokesman for Feinstein at the time denied any wrongdoing and indicated the sales involved the senator's husband, saying that “all of Senator Feinstein's assets are in a blind trust" and "she has no involvement in her husband’s financial decisions."Weird that all of these politicians have their money in blindtrusts and never profit from their offices and yet every single one of them leaves ten times as wealthy as when they came in. Clintonworld had a motto for this: "Doing well by doing good." That is, making a lot of money by, supposedly, having the right politics. But.... how does money end up in your pockets from doing supposedly altruistic things and not legally permitted to accept money from outside parties? They never explain it. They just keep on getting richer. And they keep on demanding that we thank them for their "service." Meanwhile, Kelly Loeffler previously denied being served a warrant by the FBI, but then admitted at the end of the night that she had "voluntarily" turned over documents related to her own stock sales.
"No search warrant has been served on Sen. Loeffler. She has followed both the letter and spirit of the law and will continue to do so," the spokesperson added. Between the day of the virus briefing, Jan. 24, and feb. 14, Loeffler and her husband sold stock worth between $1.2 million and $3.1 million, and purchased stock in a maker of software that helps people work from home -- just before millions of workers were forced to leave their offices amid coronavirus business rules, The Daily Beast reported.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Roland THTG at May 15, 2020 03:15 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2020 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 15, 2020 03:16 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2020 03:17 PM (Zmnko)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2020 03:17 PM (Qemq8)
Posted by: torabora at May 15, 2020 03:17 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 03:17 PM (yokAj)
And repubs let them. Nothing will happen to that old crone. No wonder people get so disillusioned.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2020 03:18 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2020 03:18 PM (Eicbe)
--FBI Director Wray
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 03:18 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: klaftern at May 15, 2020 03:18 PM (RuIsu)
Yeah, right.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, stupid and purposely ignorant. at May 15, 2020 03:18 PM (4k/Uz)
Maybe it'll be enough to end Loeffler's time in the Senate and give the seat to the other Republican running.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 15, 2020 03:18 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: FBI at May 15, 2020 03:18 PM (tQbpU)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 15, 2020 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 15, 2020 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Tom Foley is still looking for a good book deal. Maybe Stacey Abrams can teach him how to write romance novels.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2020 03:19 PM (Qemq8)
Yeah, right.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, stupid and purposely ignorant. at May 15, 2020 03:18 PM (4k/Uz)
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I imagine that if they want to ruin your life, they have the ability to do it.
The desire is the question.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 15, 2020 03:19 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2020 03:19 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 15, 2020 03:19 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: FBI at May 15, 2020 03:19 PM (vg8iE)
I honestly wouldn't mind all three, Burr, Feinstein, and Loeffler, all
getting massively fined by the SEC or whatever governing body.
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Yeah I thought that sentence was going in a very different direction. And I agreed!
Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 03:19 PM (yokAj)
Posted by: Dave in Fla (by definition, only Republicans can commit crimes) at May 15, 2020 03:19 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2020 03:19 PM (786Ro)
Yeah, I know. Stoopid question.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 03:19 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: vmom here's Gen Flynn's book at May 15, 2020 03:19 PM (G546f)
My friend says, "Just shut up and clap for the nurses."
Posted by: ace at May 15, 2020 03:20 PM (PbpT7)
But the Uniparty is betting their lives on it. If Donald Trump wanted to discredit Congress entirely, and goodness knows they're the enemy, then exposing the sheer scale of their corruption and double dealing on the plague issue would be a fantastic start. I wouldn't suppose the DOJ had that many trustworthy lawyers, but there is a lot of talent outside Washington. Maybe Trump has a plan to overwhelm those people... and not use corrupt federal courts for it.
Posted by: trev006 at May 15, 2020 03:20 PM (N+zYB)
Posted by: Gweilo Feinstein at May 15, 2020 03:20 PM (88+cf)
Neither Burr or Loefller will be in the Senate next year.
Feinstein will be.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (by definition, only Republicans can commit crimes) at May 15, 2020 03:19 PM (5p7BC)
death becomes her
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2020 03:20 PM (M+Lyo)
She just told a whopper. Pin it on her and destroy her life like Flynn. BAMN. Their rules.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2020 03:20 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Lamp Posts Are Still For Fascists at May 15, 2020 03:20 PM (BfBk/)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2020 03:20 PM (tQbpU)
Neither Burr or Loefller will be in the Senate next year.
Feinstein will be.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (by definition, only Republicans can commit crimes) at May 15, 2020 03:19 PM (5p7BC)
death becomes her
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2020 03:20 PM (M+Lyo)
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Shoulda kept Bruce Willis around to keep her up. She's breaking down in front of our eyes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 15, 2020 03:21 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Equirhodont at May 15, 2020 03:21 PM (+2GwM)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 15, 2020 03:21 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2020 03:21 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: ace at May 15, 2020 03:20 PM (PbpT7)
+++++++++++
Ugh. I think the moon howling has finally tapered off in my neighborhood. I've gotten better at tuning it out.
Did they do that nonsense in NY?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw)
This is coming right on the heels of the FBI being caught in a coup against Trump and IQTT. Didn't the FBI bust of celebrities bribing universities to take their stupid kids also drop right after an FBI scandal?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 15, 2020 03:22 PM (N30JC)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2020 03:22 PM (Fc5rx)
Neither Burr or Loefller will be in the Senate next year.
Feinstein will be.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (by definition, only Republicans can commit crimes) at May 15, 2020 03:19 PM (5p7BC)
Democrat = rules don't apply
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2020 03:22 PM (y2nSH)
I mean.. some people have all the luck, eh?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 15, 2020 03:22 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 15, 2020 03:22 PM (xfb67)
Yeah I think its going to be a tough case to prove. Its not like this was a difficult call.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 03:22 PM (KZzsI)
Neither Burr or Loefller will be in the Senate next year.
Burr will be around but not Loefler
Burr is retiring in 2022 and they got a Dim gov
Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2020 03:22 PM (tQbpU)
https://tinyurl.com/y7v43e8t
Posted by: radar at May 15, 2020 03:23 PM (BySB9)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2020 03:23 PM (dUJdY)
4:00 PM EDT (about half an hour from now)
President Trump Delivers Remarks at a Presidential Recognition Ceremony: Hard Work, Heroism & Hope
The White House
Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 03:23 PM (uvqOP)
Posted by: Hillary at May 15, 2020 03:23 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2020 03:23 PM (Xlhf2)
Posted by: Case at May 15, 2020 03:23 PM (6lFAa)
the FBI, but then admitted at the end of the night that she had . . .
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There is no excuse for her appointment. At all. PDJT is absolutely correct to be furious.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 15, 2020 03:23 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Poopy at May 15, 2020 03:24 PM (6lDgd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 03:22 PM (KZzsI)
We don't need fukkin proof. Its the seriousness of the charge.
/make the bastards play by their rules.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 03:24 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2020 03:24 PM (tQbpU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 15, 2020 03:24 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo
Insider trading is when someone knows what is going on inside a company. This is different.. having knowledge of the markets and economy ahead of anyone else.
What they did was still speculative..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 15, 2020 03:24 PM (CjFDo)
Biden 53
Trump 47
Posted by: Poopy at May 15, 2020 03:24 PM (6lDgd)
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I remember the polls that called CA-25 a toss up a week ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 15, 2020 03:24 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Poopie at May 15, 2020 03:25 PM (sWM8x)
He entered Congress a welfare bum, his best CV entry having been "fired by a commune for laziness", and will leave the Senate a multi-millionaire with three houses.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 15, 2020 03:25 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 15, 2020 03:25 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: El Jefe at May 15, 2020 03:25 PM (Ae67h)
With video.
Just to record how many strangers come up and "thank you for your service."
Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2020 03:25 PM (786Ro)
Biden 53
Trump 47
Posted by: Poopy at May 15, 2020 03:24 PM (6lDgd)
when one can lay a bet on these polls, I'll pay attention
until then, blow it out their ass
Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2020 03:26 PM (tQbpU)
Posted by: Stinkyfinger Senile Sex Pest at May 15, 2020 03:26 PM (d6DSt)
https://tinyurl.com/y7v43e8t
Posted by: radar at May 15, 2020 03:23 PM (BySB9)
++++++++++++
This was inevitable when they normalized penalties unrelated to the offense.
Don't pay child support? Lose your driver's license. When this became normal, it opened the floodgates. Now if you try to open your business (the offense because everything is stupid and evil right now), they'll take your kids away. The penalty has nothing to do with the offense.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2020 03:26 PM (hYcqw)
____________
That was just a happy coincidence! Had nothing to do with the insider information I got about the coming pandemic!
Pinky swear!
Posted by: Sen. Loeffler at May 15, 2020 03:26 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2020 03:22 PM (tQbpU)
North Carolina is the only state that requires the appointment of a new Senator of the same party of the one leaving. So having a Dem governor doesn't matter in this one case.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (by definition, only Republicans can commit crimes) at May 15, 2020 03:26 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2020 03:26 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2020 03:25 PM (786Ro)
64 53 New FAU poll of Florida...
Biden 53
Trump 47
Posted by: Poopy at May 15
No way. I guess it will be an early night for trump. Why bother even voting. Thanks for the info poopy.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2020 03:27 PM (Xlhf2)
I just figured out why the reaction to this virus has me so bugged out.
All my life the only time I ever saw this level of fear and panic was when some virus or disease attacked or was rumored to attack CHILDREN.
I've never seen adults totally lose their shit over something that has a (relatively) small chance of killing them--while sparing children.
Middle aged and younger people freaking out and running around with masks is very discouraging--and not reassuring.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2020 03:27 PM (CqE5x)
Still, I bet all those asshoes in Congress never thought they'd be investigated under the Stock Act when they passed it.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 15, 2020 03:27 PM (xfb67)
Why did governments including our needs to use the Clintons as middle men?
You know why.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2020 03:27 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Captain Retardo at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (yokAj)
Posted by: Granda Muldoon, looking down from on High at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (vcOmj)
This is why DiFi etal. stick around so long....to cover their tracks.
And Laughler... purchased stock in a maker of software that helps people work from home.
C'mon suger tits, can you at least try to be a little sneaky and not flaunt that shit?
Posted by: dananjcon at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (u6xw0)
With video.
Just to record how many strangers come up and "thank you for your service."
Posted by: Hands
Full hazmat positive pressure suit.
See how many ask you if you know something they don't.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (5/lDN)
"But.... how does money end up in your pockets from doing supposedly
altruistic things and not legally permitted to accept money from outside
parties? They never explain it. They just keep on getting richer."
I suppose that is just fated to be one of the eternally unanswered questions of the universe, like the problem of pain - or the Clinton body count. Sigh
Posted by: civil truth at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (ymrPC)
Posted by: radar at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (BySB9)
She just told a whopper. Pin it on her and destroy her life like Flynn. BAMN. Their rules.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2020 03:20 PM (hYcqw)
that's cute, but the FIB isn't going after one of their friends.
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (8D42x)
Biden 53
Trump 47
Posted by: Poopy at May 15, 2020 03:24 PM (6lDgd)
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I remember the polls that called CA-25 a toss up a week ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 15, 2020 03:24 PM (LvTSG)
Get that poll troll a wet blanket
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (o2MD2)
It's easy-peasy. The trustee invests the money in a special, one-customer fund, one that guarantees an agreed-to minimum positive rate of return.
Of course, since the fund is in a blind trust, the official has no clue what companies or industries to favor in legislation or rule-writing. (wink-wink)
Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (AMIL/)
All my life the only time I ever saw this level of fear and panic was when some virus or disease attacked or was rumored to attack CHILDREN.
I've never seen adults totally lose their shit over something that has a (relatively) small chance of killing them--while sparing children.
Middle aged and younger people freaking out and running around with masks is very discouraging--and not reassuring.
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Good observation. We now live in a country where quite a few of the "adults" are simply children with functioning sex organs. Ergo, the child-like reaction.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (Xlhf2)
That only works if there are no fats chicks on diets in your household.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (cCxiu)
AOC: Universal Healthcare Is Just 'Level 1,' Add 'Student Loans, Rent, Immigration, Cost of Living' To The List
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And what of free cable?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Also, no land ownership or interest outside of residences.
Posted by: Blago at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (Ihsvk)
Biden 53
Trump 47
Posted by: Poopy at May 15, 2020 03:24 PM (6lDgd)
when one can lay a bet on these polls, I'll pay attention
until then, blow it out their ass
Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2020 03:26 PM (tQbpU)
Wait---- 53 + 47= 100
No one is undecided?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2020 03:29 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (8D42x)
++++++++++++
Of course not.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2020 03:29 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Captain Retardo at May 15, 2020 03:29 PM (yokAj)
You're welcome.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 15, 2020 03:29 PM (zMUiP)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2020 03:29 PM (El6T/)
Loeffler is scrambling to do rehab on her image obviously.
Her commercial though, is one of the most tone-deaf damn things that I have ever seen.
The narrator talks about how great Kelly is and describes how Kelley "rescued Georgians stranded by COVID in her PERSONAL plane!!!"
Just imagine those 3 martini runs to various Caribbean Islands to save big donors from inconvenience!!!
So pathetic.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 15, 2020 03:29 PM (+QDTy)
Posted by: Dave in Fla (by definition, only Republicans can commit crimes) at May 15, 2020 03:29 PM (5p7BC)
on inside a company. This is different.. having knowledge of the
markets and economy ahead of anyone else.
What they did was still speculative..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 15, 2020 03:24 PM (CjFDo)
===============
I hate to admit it, but that's actually a really good point. I think the SEC clumsily defines Insider Trading violations as trading so as to take advantage of material, non-public information and they do not specify whether it is "market related" or "company" information, but I have no idea what the underlying law actually says.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 15, 2020 03:30 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (Xlhf2)
Or use Viagra only to stay home and jerk-off to PornHub, not procreate....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2020 03:30 PM (CqE5x)
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I don't see how he can possibly make it. I don't think the Dems have a plan either--they're in deep shit.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 15, 2020 03:30 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower
You so smaht, round eyes!!!
Posted by: Chinese Raundry...another viscious stereotype at May 15, 2020 03:30 PM (vcOmj)
Biden 53
Trump 47
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I just literally laughed out loud
Posted by: Dave in Fla (by definition, only Republicans can commit crimes) at May 15, 2020 03:29 PM (5p7BC)
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The model predicts that all old people in Florida will be dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 15, 2020 03:30 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Andy Coopers's Butt Baby at May 15, 2020 03:30 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: An Observation at May 15, 2020 03:30 PM (D71Tk)
All DiFi and Kelly had to do was say to their husband or Stock guy, sell hospitality, hotels, travel and airlines.
Buy Zoom and Food suppliers.
DiFi needs to go. And Kelly is a bitch. She is damaged and needs to resign.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 15, 2020 03:30 PM (haWye)
"Later Friday, Sorrento Therapeutics will announce their discovery of the STI-1499 antibody, which the San Diego company said can provide "100% inhibition" of COVID-19, adding that a treatment could be available months before a vaccine hits the market."
https://tinyurl.com/ydhh2kde
Posted by: Orson at May 15, 2020 03:30 PM (laKrK)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2020 03:31 PM (El6T/)
So you lose your car, your house and any ability to earn an income that will allow you to pay your back taxes.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2020 03:31 PM (Xlhf2)
I just figured out why the reaction to this virus has me so bugged out.
All my life the only time I ever saw this level of fear and panic was when some virus or disease attacked or was rumored to attack CHILDREN.
I've never seen adults totally lose their shit over something that has a (relatively) small chance of killing them--while sparing children.
Middle aged and younger people freaking out and running around with masks is very discouraging--and not reassuring.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2020 03:27 PM (CqE5x)
Tons of pussies in this country, the children have been too coddled. Probably never drank from a garden hose
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2020 03:31 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 15, 2020 03:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (Xlhf2)
+++++++++++
It will come. Or they deny you a firearm purchase because your credit card records show that you joined Rush's club. Or your driver's license renewal is canceled because you go the liquor store too often. Or you voter registration gets "lost" because of the books you buy.
Cash. Know it. Have it. Use it. Love it. And don't join the retailer's discount club, or use it only in transactions with milquetoast items.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 15, 2020 03:31 PM (hYcqw)
never profit from their offices and yet every single one of them leaves
ten times as wealthy as when they came in.
***
Looking at how China paid off Hunter Biden is probably instructive.
Form a shell company, that is hired to handle some massive amount of investments. Take what is honestly a standard service fee....but without really providing any services.
Claim that it is all above board. And....it works apparently.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2020 03:31 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 15, 2020 03:32 PM (iZwip)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (Xlhf2)
Or a gun!!!
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2020 03:32 PM (hOMhY)
--Something Bill Clinton supposedly said to Hillary.
And he was right, the bastard.
Posted by: troyriser at May 15, 2020 03:32 PM (pr6Sg)
on inside a company. This is different.. having knowledge of the markets and economy ahead of anyone else.
You don't have to be inside the company. The standard, unless you're a member of Congress, is "material non-public information".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 15, 2020 03:32 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
.......
I forgot about that.. but what are the penalties?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 15, 2020 03:32 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2020 03:32 PM (El6T/)
That's called a 'tell'.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 15, 2020 03:32 PM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: N. Cider Trader at May 15, 2020 03:32 PM (jZeru)
You will respect Kate Browns AUTHORATAY!!!!
Like the Michigan Governor pulling a barber's license for refusing to shut down. This is why they require licenses, other than as a revenue stream: so they can at whim punish you for anything they desire, without needing to go to the law.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 03:32 PM (KZzsI)
"Later Friday, Sorrento Therapeutics will announce their discovery of the STI-1499 antibody, which the San Diego company said can provide "100% inhibition" of COVID-19, adding that a treatment could be available months before a vaccine hits the market."
100%??
bwahahahahahahaha!
Death is the only thing that is 100%.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 03:32 PM (5/lDN)
Posted by: Case
Nancy Pelosi keeps her's in the Ben & Jerry's cartons.
Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2020 03:32 PM (786Ro)
https://tinyurl.com/y7v43e8t
Posted by: radar at May 15, 2020 03:23 PM (BySB9)
It's in Oregon, so they ain't doing shit. I tell ya, though: there are parts of America where if CPS even shows up, they're getting shot. Stories like this make it even more likely for dot govs in general and CPS specifically to be treated worse than shit scraped off your shoe.
They really have no idea what's coming.
Posted by: trev006 at May 15, 2020 03:32 PM (N+zYB)
The Democrat Political Party is destroying the the US economy just to get Donald Trump out of office. First, they tried with Russian Collusion, then it was Ukraine Collusion-Impeachment and when those failed they turned to COVID19-Chinese Lung Virus. When did bending the curve turn into we must stay lockdowned until we find a cure? It turned into that when the Democrats decided it was worth it to destroy the country in order to get rid of President Trump.
Posted by: Richard Head at May 15, 2020 03:32 PM (rQ/Vt)
That way, not only does she get a guaranteed return, but you taxpayers get to subsidize it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 15, 2020 03:32 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2020 03:32 PM (lgrR2)
Posted by: Harlock at May 15, 2020 03:33 PM (selIv)
"Can I get rich off that? Then its banned"
--Dr Fauci
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 03:33 PM (KZzsI)
Biden 53
Trump 47
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I just literally laughed out loud
Posted by: Dave in Fla
_______________
If DeSantis and Rick Scott can win in a blue wave, Trump is fine in Florida.
I wonder if the poll trolls showed up for the last CNN one where Trump is up 52-45 in the battleground states.
Posted by: Blago at May 15, 2020 03:33 PM (Ihsvk)
Posted by: Mech at May 15, 2020 03:33 PM (HPcI7)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 03:32 PM (KZzsI)
I saw this.
Pure tyranny.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2020 03:33 PM (CqE5x)
In-person campaigning works, is the moral of this story. Once you actually met someone in the flesh, you have this sort of permanent emotional connection to them.
Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2020 03:33 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Social Distancing 'Ment at May 15, 2020 03:33 PM (iMZgs)
With video.
Just to record how many strangers come up and "thank you for your service."
Posted by: Hands
Full hazmat positive pressure suit.
See how many ask you if you know something they don't.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (5/lDN)
Do that, but draw big red X in chalk on random driveways and walk away without saying anything...
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 15, 2020 03:33 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: 80's music fan at May 15, 2020 03:33 PM (glGDV)
"Later Friday, Sorrento Therapeutics will announce their discovery
of the STI-1499 antibody, which the San Diego company said can provide
"100% inhibition" of COVID-19, adding that a treatment could be
available months before a vaccine hits the market."
The wife read me this this morning. It sounded like stock pumping to me.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 15, 2020 03:33 PM (oVJmc)
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Doug Collins
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 15, 2020 03:34 PM (sWM8x)
I forgot about that.. but what are the penalties?
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A few harrumphs and a, "Well, I never!" from Lyndsey Graham, I think.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 15, 2020 03:34 PM (xfb67)
No one is undecided?
Yes, the 47% who haven't "decided" to vote for Biden.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2020 03:34 PM (Xlhf2)
Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2020 03:27 PM (CqE5x)
Some of them have kids and don't want to take risks. Some just buy into the lies. Either way, I'm not bothered. Sheep gonna sheep.
Posted by: trev006 at May 15, 2020 03:34 PM (N+zYB)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 15, 2020 03:34 PM (CgF9y)
Biden 53
Trump 47
Posted by: Poopy at May 15, 2020 03:24 PM (6lDgd)
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It's going to be an early night for Trump.
Posted by: MAGA at May 15, 2020 03:34 PM (bloh/)
North Carolina is the only state that requires the appointment of a
new Senator of the same party of the one leaving. So having a Dem
governor doesn't matter in this one case.
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I pick....THE RICK WILSON!
Posted by: Gov of NC at May 15, 2020 03:34 PM (WdocV)
In-person campaigning works, is the moral of this story. Once you actually met someone in the flesh, you have this sort of permanent emotional connection to them.
Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2020 03:33 PM (N9G0H)
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And people wonder why incumbents win so readily so often.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 15, 2020 03:34 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Blago at May 15, 2020 03:34 PM (Ihsvk)
See how many ask you if you know something they don't.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (5/lDN)
Do that, but draw big red X in chalk on random driveways and walk away without saying anything...
Posted by: SturmToddler
While carrying a pump up bug sprayer.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 03:35 PM (5/lDN)
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway
When I was a kid, we had to drink from the fire hose.
Sure, it hurt, but how else would we get a drink of water?
It really hurt in the winter, when the water would freeze. But we had Net Neutrality then, so we were alright.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at May 15, 2020 03:35 PM (vcOmj)
Stalwart conservative Ossoff.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2020 03:35 PM (Xlhf2)
Posted by: Mccool at May 15, 2020 03:35 PM (9X4u5)
Posted by: cjbn at May 15, 2020 03:35 PM (j6vuH)
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2020 03:35 PM (ZCEU2)
Same thing for Democrats; almost all of them are seat-fillers who vote the way Cuck Schemer tells them too and get rich from side deals.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 15, 2020 03:35 PM (N30JC)
Posted by: HostageBlackOrchid at May 15, 2020 03:36 PM (j9HX3)
I just figured out why the reaction to this virus has me so bugged out.
All my life the only time I ever saw this level of fear and panic
was when some virus or disease attacked or was rumored to attack
CHILDREN.
I've never seen adults totally lose their shit over something that
has a (relatively) small chance of killing them--while sparing children.
Middle aged and younger people freaking out and running around with masks is very discouraging--and not reassuring.
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Good observation. We now live in a country where quite a few of the
"adults" are simply children with functioning sex organs. Ergo, the
child-like reaction.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (vg8iE)
When one believes in the big sleep instead of an after life a lot of behavior makes sense.
Posted by: Javems at May 15, 2020 03:36 PM (Wpbgs)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 03:19 PM (o2MD2)
I have always been puzzled that the jack-booted thugs who actually do these no-knock arrests of 70-year-old men and children and completely non-threatening suspects of non-violent crimes can live with themselves, although that is in itself silly.
They aren't in law enforcement to help people...they get off on the power and domination.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 15, 2020 03:36 PM (dLLD6)
"Can I get rich off that? Then its banned"
--Dr Fauci
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 03:33 PM (KZzsI)
"Don Fauci, you had all the pharmaceutical companies in your back pocket like so much loose change. Did you ever share them with us?"
Posted by: Barzini at May 15, 2020 03:36 PM (CqE5x)
And the lack of science and common sense underlying "scientific" public health policies, even in a "crisis".
CDC ignoring its own common sense guidelines regarding epidemics, WH task force and states just making s**t up. With such a tremendous cost.
Dumbed-down beyond recognition, as I always say.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2020 03:36 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
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Yes they do. The propaganda wing, the MSM, will laud their pick 24/7, while tar-brushing PDT.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2020 03:36 PM (WD9ZA)
In-person campaigning works, is the moral of this story. Once you actually met someone in the flesh, you have this sort of permanent emotional connection to them.
Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2020 03:33 PM (N9G0H)
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Did she grab his dick?
Posted by: MAGA at May 15, 2020 03:36 PM (bloh/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 03:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 15, 2020 03:37 PM (N30JC)
Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2020 03:33 PM (N9G0H)
Also, while it's obvious that some people do incredibly evil things, it's hard to imagine that anyone you've met would do those things.
Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2020 03:37 PM (ouBhA)
Stalwart conservative Ossoff.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2020 03:35 PM (Xlhf2)
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The Senate race is between 3 candidates, Loeffler, the Democrat, and Doug Collins.
Apparently Collins is polling much better than Loeffler, and that was before the insider trading stuff.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 15, 2020 03:37 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Blago
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They have to be pretty stupid. I outperform index funds on my own, without breaking any laws.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 15, 2020 03:37 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 03:37 PM (o2MD2)
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She looks like the Joker. Her appearance is more and more bizarre everyday.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 15, 2020 03:37 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Social Distancing 'Ment at May 15, 2020 03:38 PM (iMZgs)
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I think her primary opponent is Doug Collins, primary hasn't happened yet. I get a lot of junk email from him.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (by definition, only Republicans can commit crimes) at May 15, 2020 03:38 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 15, 2020 03:38 PM (Xlhf2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
You know it's true. The CNN people were seen at a Home Depot in Atlanta buying big tar brushes. The kind you use on sealing asphalt driveways.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at May 15, 2020 03:38 PM (vcOmj)
Biden 53
Trump 47
Posted by: Poopy at May 15, 2020 03:24 PM (6lDgd)
Also part that poll:
Trump also has the edge in "enthusiasm" among his supporters. Some 78%
of those who identified themselves as Trump voters say they are excited
about their candidate, while 64% of Biden supporters said the same about
the former vice president.
It's one thing to answer a poll and another to get off your ass and vote. Now get your shine box
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2020 03:38 PM (7O2sI)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 15, 2020 03:38 PM (a4EWo)
And people wonder why incumbents win so readily so often.
I met Bod Dole years ago.
Didn't make me want to share a blue pill with him.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 15, 2020 03:39 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Gov of NC at May 15, 2020 03:34 PM (WdocV)
Does he live here?
Where? I'll paper his house.
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2020 03:39 PM (hOMhY)
North Carolina is the only state that requires the appointment of a new Senator of the same party of the one leaving. So having a Dem governor doesn't matter in this one case.
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I pick....THE RICK WILSON!
Posted by: Gov of NC at May 15, 2020 03:34 PM (WdocV)
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YARRRRRRRRGGGGHHHH, matey!
Posted by: The Dread Pirate Wilson at May 15, 2020 03:39 PM (BySB9)
Biden 6,0000
Trump 4
Posted by: Captain Retardo at May 15, 2020 03:29 PM (yokAj)
heh
Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 03:39 PM (uvqOP)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
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Then you should run a hedge fund, about 90% of them underperform the indexes. And this is their profession.
Much of this is like a fisherman telling us how big his catch is.
Posted by: Blago at May 15, 2020 03:39 PM (Ihsvk)
I know it's very popular to bash Loeffler. But I've read how her blind trust operates and they are very familiar with the SEC, FINRA regs, the 40 ACt. etc.
Every decent AM was trading the same way when these trades were made.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2020 03:39 PM (VpIIl)
GoJo Industries, maker of Purell, being sued because some people still got sick...
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 15, 2020 03:39 PM (vg8iE)
I've seen speculation that she got a chemical peel.
Botox also gives one a waxy complexion after years of use.
Either way, it is not a natural shine.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2020 03:40 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2020 03:40 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2020
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I met Mary "Loozy-ana is FINE with ObamaCare" Landrieu once, when she was last running for the Senate. I didn't dance with her, but I wouldn't have voted for her if I had. Possibly the difference is, if the voter is *already inclined* toward the candidate, an in-person encounter will cement that inclination.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 15, 2020 03:40 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: All of them at May 15, 2020 03:40 PM (LBiyC)
Does he live here?
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2020 03:39 PM (hOMhY)
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Pretty sure he lives in Tallahassee, though not actually living in the state in question has never been an obstacle to Dems before.
Posted by: radar at May 15, 2020 03:40 PM (BySB9)
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You people and your fancy hoses. We had to drink form the mule trough.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2020 03:40 PM (WD9ZA)
those lawyers should be extradited and lose their US citizenship
Posted by: HostageBlackOrchid at May 15, 2020 03:40 PM (j9HX3)
Much of this is like a fisherman telling us how big his catch is.
Posted by: Blago
Buy a lot of penny stocks and wait for one of them to go big.
Still....waiting.....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at May 15, 2020 03:40 PM (vcOmj)
You people and your fancy hoses. We had to drink form the mule trough.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
'from', dammit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2020 03:41 PM (WD9ZA)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, stupid and purposely ignorant. at May 15, 2020 03:41 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Blago
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Not worth the trouble. Plus, I do it with minimal turnover, so there is no way to monetize it.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 15, 2020 03:41 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: NCKate at May 15, 2020 03:41 PM (j3tr+)
Posted by: Gov of NC at May 15, 2020 03:34 PM (WdocV)
Does he live here?
Where? I'll paper his house.
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2020 03:39 PM (hOMhY)
Heh Another Florida man.
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2020 03:41 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2020 03:41 PM (ZCEU2)
What, they tried to drink it?
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2020 03:41 PM (dUJdY)
Dumbed-down beyond recognition, as I always say.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 15, 2020 03:36 PM (El6T/)
My non-red-pilled friends feel they're very pro-science and no matter what Trump does, they say, "I wish Trump would listen to the scientists!" They say this even if he does exactly what the scientists recommend. In their view, if Trump does something, it's automatically unscientific.
Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2020 03:41 PM (ouBhA)
"What are those thumping sounds and muffled screams coming from those five cargo trailers in your driveway due to, Senator?"
"Ummm ... Jehovah's Witnesses."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2020 03:41 PM (rQe9y)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 15, 2020 03:41 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2020 03:33 PM (N9G0H)
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I don't know, my wife and I both met Romney and had a pretty long and deep conversation with him. I admit it took a long time to sour on him, but we both have had enough of that jerk
Posted by: Dave in Fla (Romney is asshoe) at May 15, 2020 03:41 PM (5p7BC)
See how many ask you if you know something they don't.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 03:28 PM (5/lDN)
Do that, but draw big red X in chalk on random driveways and walk away without saying anything...
Posted by: SturmToddler
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**snort**
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 15, 2020 03:41 PM (UUBmN)
What you want them to hear? "Your lives are in danger."
What you'll settle for? "Follow the money."
What you'll get? "Decline to prosecute."
Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2020 03:41 PM (lgrR2)
Posted by: All of them
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Bribes
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 15, 2020 03:42 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 15, 2020 03:42 PM (u6xw0)
Biden 53
Trump 47
Posted by: Poopy at May 15, 2020 03:24 PM (6lDgd)
I remember them. They had a typo in the first sentence of their 2016 report. And they had Clinton beating Trump 49-43 in October 2016.
So I don't really care what they say.
Posted by: Dino Rossi x2 at May 15, 2020 03:42 PM (Ed8Zd)
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You people and your fancy hoses. We had to drink form the mule trough.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2020 03:40 PM (WD9ZA)
Pansies. We had to drink from a filthy hoof print in the mud.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 03:42 PM (o2MD2)
You know when you stretch plastic it becomes really thin and shiny?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 15, 2020 03:42 PM (iMZgs)
Botox also gives one a waxy complexion after years of use.
Either way, it is not a natural shine.
Posted by: Lizzy
She should have used Meguiar's. My car has a very natural shine. Used it on the cat, too. She has a great shine.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at May 15, 2020 03:42 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: LASue at May 15, 2020 03:43 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: NCKate
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I want McCrory in the running.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2020 03:43 PM (dP625)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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I believe it
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 15, 2020 03:43 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 03:32 PM (KZzsI)
luckily, this is something he can do for "friends" without a business license, were he so inclined.
but yeah, pure tyranny
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 15, 2020 03:43 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: NCKate at May 15, 2020 03:41 PM (j3tr+)
Heh. Someone besides me remembers.
Ain't had a good one since Jesse Helms.
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2020 03:43 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, stupid and purposely ignorant. at May 15, 2020 03:43 PM (4k/Uz)
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2020
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Where I am it feels like the beginning of a steam bath.
A six-month-long steam bath.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 15, 2020 03:43 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 15, 2020 03:43 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 15, 2020 03:41 PM (xfb67)
Very true, at least 2/3 of the time
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2020 03:43 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
That's so kinky it has to be true.
Are you part Commanche?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at May 15, 2020 03:43 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Gov of NC
Pick the pirate!
"Everyone says you have to walk in Blackbeard's footsteps when you visit the North Carolina coast....
Daring, crafty and frightful looking, he was the most infamous pirate of them all. Blackbeard stalked the shores of North Carolina for a brief period in the 18th century before meeting his end in the waters just off Ocracoke. 2018 marked the 300th anniversary of his death."
https://www.visitnc.com/story/GTo9/
beyond-the-guidebook-blackbeard-s-coastal-haunts
Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2020 03:43 PM (786Ro)
My non-red-pilled friends feel they're very pro-science and no matter what Trump does, they say, "I wish Trump would listen to the scientists
"Oh, do fuck off!" is the proper rejoinder.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2020 03:44 PM (rQe9y)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2020 03:44 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Turn Two at May 15, 2020 03:44 PM (asJBI)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
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A 'Gritty' observation.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2020 03:44 PM (dP625)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 15, 2020 03:44 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2020 03:44 PM (ouBhA)
Posted by: Barzini at May 15, 2020 03:44 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 15, 2020 03:45 PM (JKNZq)
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You people and your fancy hoses. We had to drink form the mule trough.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2020 03:40 PM (WD9ZA)
Pansies. We had to drink from a filthy hoof print in the mud.
Queers. We had to suck urine straight out of the mule dick!
Posted by: A. Cooper at May 15, 2020 03:45 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at May 15, 2020 03:43 PM (vcOmj)
Cherokee. And a lot more than Lieawatha.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 03:45 PM (o2MD2)
I've seen speculation that she got a chemical peel.
Botox also gives one a waxy complexion after years of use.
Either way, it is not a natural shine.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2020 03:40 PM (bDqIh)'
A peel, definitely, plus other things. Maybe a bit of filler, certainly lots of botox.
Posted by: LASue at May 15, 2020 03:45 PM (Ed8Zd)
those lawyers should be extradited and lose their US citizenship
Lawyers gotta eat. Same as worms.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 15, 2020 03:45 PM (+QDTy)
GoJo Industries, maker of Purell, being sued because some people still got sick...
What, they tried to drink it?
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2020 03:41 PM (dUJdY)
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Trump is recommending a new mixed-drink cure of fish tank cleaner and Purell.
Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2020 03:45 PM (lgrR2)
Posted by: Xipe Totec
That's so kinky it has to be true.
Are you part Commanche?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at May 15, 2020
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Not THEM again!
Posted by: The Apaches at May 15, 2020 03:46 PM (rpbg1)
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Varnish can only do so much to make up for the formaldehyde
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 15, 2020 03:46 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2020 03:46 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Barzini
It must have been a reflection, because you did not turn to stone.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at May 15, 2020 03:46 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 15, 2020 03:46 PM (FJZbH)
Posted by: NCKate at May 15, 2020 03:46 PM (j3tr+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
______________________
It's not marginally better, it's almost always worse than buying an index.
If you are comparing to someone who also engages in stock picking, than it's probably is better.
I just know that if the S&P500 beats like 90% of actively managed funds, I like my odds in just index funds. They are also incredibly tax efficient.
I've seen the "best" money managers and you're better off just dropping your money in something like SPY and coming back to it in 30 years.
Posted by: Blago at May 15, 2020 03:47 PM (Ihsvk)
It's 73 degrees and sunny out. A woman just walked by my house. She's walking in the middle of the street wearing a mask. I see a lot of people walking in the street since Flu Manchu started. Are they afraid if they get too close to a house Flu Manchu will leap out of a window and down their throat and kill them on the spot?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2020 03:47 PM (7O2sI)
Posted by: A. Cooper at May 15, 2020 03:45 PM (d6DSt)
I thought that is where Coors came from?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 03:47 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Barzini at May 15, 2020 03:44 PM (CqE5x)
she kinda looks like an android or one of those new realistic sex dolls. Her eyes are lifeless and just a bit off.
It's like she as a supposed human fell down while crossing the un canny valley
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2020 03:47 PM (M+Lyo)
Oh I haven't seen GoJo in years. You want that grease off your hands? Here, rub it around in literal lava bits.
Purell feels like a different gender.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 15, 2020 03:47 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: A. Cooper
That was a want, not a need.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 03:48 PM (5/lDN)
Well you gotta be in a position of power where people show up to you begging for stuff and handing you cash. Remember the scene at the end of Goodfellas where he steps off the stand and directly addresses the camera?
Anything I wanted was a phone call away. Free cars. Keys to a dozen hideouts all over the city. I'd bet a hundred grand over a weekend, then blow the winnings in a week
or go to sharks to pay the bookies. Didn't matter. It didn't mean anything. When I was broke I would go rob some more.
We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers.
We paid off judges. Everybody had their hands out.
Everything was for the taking. And now it's all over.
That's the hardest part. Today everything is different. There's no action. I have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food. After I got here I ordered
spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles with ketchup.
I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.
That's why they break the law and try to destroy people who get in the way and fight so hard. They live like kings and don't want to give that up to be just regular people who have to wait in line.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 03:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 15, 2020 03:44 PM (JKNZq)
I agree that it seems it should be against the law. But we all know that something being against the law doesn't stop criminals.
Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2020 03:48 PM (ouBhA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2020 03:48 PM (YTGjQ)
46 Holy shit....get a load of this story. The governor of Oregon is siccing Child Proctective Services on a woman to punish her for opening her beauty salon last week. This is the most blood-boiling thing imaginable. I've never been one to muse about armed conflict before, but shit like this? This will get out of control.
https://tinyurl.com/y7v43e8t
Posted by: radar at May 15, 2020 03:23 PM (BySB9)
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It is out of control. I hope people are paying attention because this is just a small window of the Gestapo tactics that the Dems plan on pulling if they regain power.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2020 03:48 PM (wiXsO)
"I wish Trump would listen to the scientists!" They say this even if he does exactly what the scientists recommend. In their view, if Trump does something, it's automatically unscientific.
Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2020 03:41 PM (ouBhA)
Yeah. Let's listen to those government bureaucrats that have lived off our dime for two generations and have been paid to prepare and guide us for a moment just like this.
We're supposed to listen to the equivalent of the US Postal Service now. These "scientists" haven't gotten one damn thing right.
They need to SD and STFU.
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2020 03:48 PM (hOMhY)
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That'll Teach him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2020 03:48 PM (mLizQ)
https://twitter.com/GovRonDeSantis/status/1261369779035623425
Just imagine where we'd be if Meth Homosex got elected. Talk about dodging a bullet.
Posted by: Citizen at May 15, 2020 03:48 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: willow at May 15, 2020 03:48 PM (fdyia)
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 15, 2020 03:48 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 03:49 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, stupid and purposely ignorant. at May 15, 2020 03:49 PM (4k/Uz)
There's a lot of people that don't make a living just working from home.
Posted by: Blago at May 15, 2020 03:49 PM (Ihsvk)
You can ignore any Florida poll from now to election day that says Biden wins the state. Trump will win Florida. I expect he picks up 1 to 2 points on his margin from last time.
If DeSantis and Scott can win in 2018, there is no question that Trump will win the state. All of the fundamentals put this state solidly in Trump's column.
The election, if there is any doubt about it, will be won or lost in Michigan and Pennsylvania.
Any poll that says Biden wins Florida is bullshit.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (Let's just dispense with this Florida nonsense) at May 15, 2020 03:50 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2020 03:50 PM (ZLI7S)
The overall white vote share has fallen from 16, as well.
Trump looks like the reincarnation of Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: NicePutt at May 15, 2020 03:51 PM (5MQi5)
It's like she as a supposed human fell down while crossing the un canny valley
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2020 03:47 PM (M+Lyo)
Vacant eyes are one of the signs of psychopathy.
Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 03:51 PM (yokAj)
Feinstein: No, I'm a Democrat.
Investigator: "Can you prove you did not commit a crime?"
Feinstein: Yes, I can prove that I'm a Democrat and also a very close friend of Hillary Clinton.
Investigator: "Yep, story checks out, sorry to bother you Madam Senator."
Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 15, 2020 03:51 PM (z4SrG)
Posted by: Bert G at May 15, 2020 03:51 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2020 03:51 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: NCKate
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Well, I assume he has the MPCC vote wrapped up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2020 03:51 PM (mLizQ)
This fish went for 60 DOLLARS A POUND last year.
SIXTY
I cannot imagine very many people spending that sort of money this year. and with restaurants closed, there will not be much demand for such an extravagance.
Fishermen hardest hit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2020 03:51 PM (d7Ww2)
"I saw your post on Facebook from 2016 mocking weeping Obama voters. Your business license is revoked and child services is coming to examine your household for how your kids are being raised. I have notified the bank and they are reexamining your account. Your employer has been notified about your damaged social credit score."
--President Hillary
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 03:51 PM (KZzsI)
The overall white vote share has fallen from 16, as well.
Trump looks like the reincarnation of Jimmy Carter.
Posted by: NicePutt at May 15, 2020 03:51 PM (5MQi5)
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Were these the same polls that said that CA-25 was going to be a toss up?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 15, 2020 03:52 PM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2020 03:52 PM (ZCEU2)
She could take off her humanoid rubber mask to reveal that she is Satan, and he would still vote for her.
Have you pics of this Revelation?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2020 03:52 PM (rQe9y)
LOL.
Some of you guys have trolling down pat.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 15, 2020 03:52 PM (K2UYJ)
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at May 15, 2020 03:52 PM (af5xa)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2020
*
*
It's like those radio PSAs about the dangers of opioids. "Over the years you brought them into your home. But hanging on to opioids can put your family at risk."
I picture:
"Mom! I opened the medicine cabinet and an opioid flew right down my throat!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 15, 2020 03:52 PM (rpbg1)
So the latest interesting thing is LA County will turn off water and
power to companies that have opened back up without permission. Is that
really legal? I don't think these are county utility companies. And
turning off utilities when they have been paid seems like it should be
against the law somehow.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 15, 2020 03:44 PM (JKNZq)
___________
They're going to push people over the edge ... intentionally.
Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2020 03:52 PM (lgrR2)
The Reichstag Fire, the Kirov assassination, both served their purpose. Dem govs are giving you a taste of life in these United States under rule by decree.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2020 03:52 PM (YTGjQ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 03:52 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 15, 2020 03:52 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: pookysgirl, homework taskmaster at May 15, 2020 03:53 PM (jITXa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 15, 2020 03:54 PM (WZ5i4)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020
*
*
She learned everything she ever knew from me!
Posted by: Cleopatra, Queen of De Nile at May 15, 2020 03:54 PM (rpbg1)
Posted by: willow at May 15, 2020 03:54 PM (0fNxB)
Posted by: John Brennan at May 15, 2020 03:54 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 15, 2020 03:54 PM (NVYyb)
It's like she as a supposed human fell down while crossing the un canny valley
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2020 03:47 PM (M+Lyo)
Vacant eyes are one of the signs of psychopathy.
Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 03:51 PM (yokAj)
Good point, forgot about that.
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2020 03:55 PM (M+Lyo)
Hey cheese dick, go look at the comment above this crap you posted.
Governor Fredo has killed even more people in nursing homes than he had previously announced.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2020 03:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip at May 15, 2020 03:52 PM (ZCEU2)
Kresto>any damn thing.
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2020 03:55 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 15, 2020 03:55 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 15, 2020 03:55 PM (fVRF2)
Posted by: willow at May 15, 2020 03:54 PM (0fNxB)
You should click, Willow. I might have reformed my baser instincts.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 03:56 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2020 03:57 PM (rQe9y)
Posted by: Barzini at May 15, 2020 03:44 PM (CqE5x)
Two weeks ago I read an article about her. One of the accompanying photos showed her giving a State of the State speech in a royal blue dress. Looked like 7 pounds of flour jammed into a 5-pound sack. I guess she believes she's sexy as well as brilliant.
Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2020 03:57 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Dave in Fla (I can't tell trolls from socks now) at May 15, 2020 03:57 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 03:57 PM (KZzsI)
therefore
Biden = Reagan
If you built a bridge with that kind of math, it would collapse with the first ant footfall.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 15, 2020 03:57 PM (fVRF2)
https://www.instagram.com/p/CALY5ukJoai/
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2020 03:57 PM (bDqIh)
@274
Yes--its not just insider trading, but a good case could be made that they were planning on the shut down for gain, which will make the average voter pretty mad, and add fuel to the idea that the whole thing was a ploy
Posted by: artemis at May 15, 2020 03:57 PM (AwPyG)
Posted by: Puddi Head at May 15, 2020 03:57 PM (QZCjk)
Posted by: LASue at May 15, 2020 03:58 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Puddi Head at May 15, 2020 03:57 PM (QZCjk)
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Monthly?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 15, 2020 03:58 PM (LvTSG)
Just a reminder. FAU polls had Clinton beating Trump 49-43 in October 2016.
Posted by: LASue at May 15, 2020 03:58 PM (Ed8Zd)
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When they're actually trying to be accurate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 15, 2020 03:58 PM (LvTSG)
Over just three days, Conde Nast, Quartz and VICE gutted their newsrooms with layoffs. This is a historically bad year for digital and local journalism.
-
If it saves just one life . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 15, 2020 03:59 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: Puddi Head at May 15, 2020 03:57 PM (QZCjk)
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Monthly?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 15, 2020 03:58 PM (LvTSG)
From her eyes, or wherever ?
Posted by: Hatari Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 15, 2020 03:59 PM (M+Lyo)
I just figured out why the reaction to this virus has me so bugged out.
All my life the only time I ever saw this level of fear and panic was when some virus or disease attacked or was rumored to attack CHILDREN.
I've never seen adults totally lose their shit over something that has a (relatively) small chance of killing them--while sparing children.
Middle aged and younger people freaking out and running around with masks is very discouraging--and not reassuring.
Posted by: JoeF.
It's because they are children in grown bodies, but not adults.
IMO.
Posted by: Flyover, tired of covid theatre at May 15, 2020 03:59 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2020 04:00 PM (VpIIl)
power to companies that have opened back up without permission. Is that
really legal? I don't think these are county utility companies. And
turning off utilities when they have been paid seems like it should be
against the law somehow.
Posted by: notsothoreau at May 15, 2020 03:44 PM (JKNZq)
Public utilities now in line for a bailout also. These companies have jacked up pensions, current "projects" and the like that aren't getting done. We will be blaming fires in 2025 on Covid 19
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 15, 2020 04:00 PM (Ozpxd)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2020 04:00 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: artemis at May 15, 2020 04:00 PM (AwPyG)
ACLU@ACLU
We're not letting Betsy DeVos roll back critical civil rights protections for survivors of sexual harassment and assault.
The rights of those boys? F them. Tribunals all the way down!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 04:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 15, 2020 04:01 PM (iZwip)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2020 04:01 PM (YTGjQ)
Whitmer is a Karen that got a bunch of power, a live of privilege and all the black people she could ever want that will vote for her.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at May 15, 2020 04:01 PM (lg/F7)
In the latest poll of the dead in Illinois, Biden +500%, Trump -1,500%.
Not much difference between the buried and cremated. It's going to be an early night for Trump
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2020 04:01 PM (7O2sI)
Posted by: willow at May 15, 2020 04:01 PM (QKa8x)
297 Andy Campbell@AndyBCampbell
Over just three days, Conde Nast, Quartz and VICE gutted their newsrooms with layoffs. This is a historically bad year for digital and local journalism.
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If it saves just one life . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Keep codin', codin', codin'
'Cause your 'counts erodin'
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2020 04:02 PM (rQe9y)
Posted by: Poll troll form at May 15, 2020 04:02 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 04:02 PM (bCLt0)
Monstrous drug use and worship of Satan
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 04:02 PM (KZzsI)
We got MILES of ventilators! Fantastic gift for Grandma, all the other Golden Girls will be jealous!
Fly, walk, crawl, hop these deals won't wait!!
BUY a ventilator today and get a coupon for a FREE MEAL at a local NY restaurant ( exp. May 30,2020).
With deals like these I MUST be crazy!!
Posted by: Crazy Fredo's Overstock!! Ventilator!! Emporium!! at May 15, 2020 04:03 PM (+QDTy)
Posted by: TitanTom at May 15, 2020 04:03 PM (xPY+c)
Technically not insider trading.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 15, 2020 04:03 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: willow at May 15, 2020 04:03 PM (Bc/BK)
We're not letting Betsy DeVos roll back critical civil rights protections for survivors of sexual harassment and assault.
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After 20% unemployment, $20T in lost wealth, 100M people losing their health insurance, and two months of utter and absolute silence during house arrests of healthy people - especially churchgoers - I'm grateful they spoke up to let everyone know they're okay.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 15, 2020 04:04 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 04:04 PM (5/lDN)
Posted by: Agitator at May 15, 2020 04:04 PM (K3XFO)
"I'm a doctor. Just for your information, wearing a mask is more dangerous for you than not wearing one".
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 15, 2020 04:04 PM (Hcsoi)
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Yes, yes. All you had to do was read the Asia Times to know that we would shut down the US economy for months on end.
Posted by: SH at May 15, 2020 04:05 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 04:05 PM (o2MD2)
Sounds like a party at Kevin Spacey's house
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 04:05 PM (KZzsI)
Where were you when you knew you were lost?
Does the term "Panda me...Panda me NOW!" mean anything special to you?
How about your former driver?
Did you ever ask your driver to give you the Long March?
How high is up?
What color is blue?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2020 04:05 PM (axyOa)
Over just three days, Conde Nast, Quartz and VICE gutted their newsrooms with layoffs. This is a historically bad year for digital and local journalism.
You mean the people whose job it was to go on social media and rage about racist/homophobic/islamaphobic/science denying and gun-toting Joe Redstate wanting to open up his sandwich shop and racist/homophobic/islamaphobic/science denying and gun-toting Jennifer Redstate wanting to go to church - those guys?!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2020 04:05 PM (bDqIh)
The polls show that almost 50 percent of those that are gonna vote for me are gonna vote for me! Suck it Trump Tards!
Posted by: Stinkyfinger Senile Sex Pest at May 15, 2020 04:05 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 15, 2020 04:05 PM (C1Lsn)
The Edmund Fitzgerald was explored by divers, sending up the remains of 29 men. Upon close examination, they were determined to have died of drowning and complications as a result of Covid-19
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 04:06 PM (KZzsI)
One thing I do believe about Tara Reid though, is that her case is more credible than Christine Blasey Ford's.
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2020 04:06 PM (Eicbe)
Delmarva Poll has
Biden + 12,482 poulets
Trump - 14,796 stewing cocks
Definitely an early night for Trump!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2020 04:06 PM (rQe9y)
Posted by: willow at May 15, 2020 04:06 PM (mR+TH)
We're not letting Betsy DeVos roll back critical civil rights protections for survivors of sexual harassment and assault.
-
After 20% unemployment, $20T in lost wealth, 100M people losing their health insurance, and two months of utter and absolute silence during house arrests of healthy people - especially churchgoers - I'm grateful they spoke up to let everyone know they're okay.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 15, 2020 04:04 PM (ADuZP)
The ACLU?
Oh, there they are. Guess they managed to get out of lockdown to find someone's civil rights to infringe upon.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 15, 2020 04:07 PM (1g7ch)
Over just three days, Conde Nast, Quartz and VICE gutted their newsrooms with layoffs.
20-something female English majors hardest hit.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2020 04:07 PM (YTGjQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2020 04:08 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Agitator at May 15, 2020 04:04 PM (K3XFO)
Outstanding.
Hoping for a speedy recovery and release.
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2020 04:08 PM (hOMhY)
Over just three days, Conde Nast, Quartz and VICE gutted their newsrooms with layoffs. This is a historically bad year for digital and local journalism.
And people said nothing good would come from this mess.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2020 04:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Over just three days, Conde Nast, Quartz and VICE gutted their newsrooms with layoffs. This is a historically bad year for digital and local journalism.
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Please stop!
My boner is running around like a double coke line fueled Macho Man, and is overwhelming the 911 system with calls from Karens
"Oh YEEEAH!!"
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 15, 2020 04:08 PM (aO8Gd)
Feinstein gets friendly questions.
Neat.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 15, 2020 03:59 PM (ADuZP)
I *THINK* it was JackStraw who in the last couple days laid out the timeline on this though.
basically, burr said the committee hearings showed everything was correct and there was Russia, Russia, Russia.
then a week or two later, transcripts come out showing that yeah, it was all lies.
then a week later, burr gets FIB raid.
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 15, 2020 04:08 PM (8D42x)
Over just three days, Conde Nast, Quartz and VICE gutted their newsrooms with layoffs. This is a historically bad year for digital and local journalism.
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Who woulda thunk a bad economy doesn't keep advertising dollars flowing?
Posted by: Axeman at May 15, 2020 04:08 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 04:08 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: tubal
Saw an older lady Saturday in Brookshire's.
Gloves, mask, & face shield.
Ma'am, if you are THAT at risk, stay home.
If you are that scared, God help you.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 04:08 PM (5/lDN)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 15, 2020 04:08 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 04:09 PM (+y/Ru)
Yeah you'd think there would be some stuff that was a bit more obvious in terms of civil rights violations to focus on but they've abandoned that whole schtick.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 04:09 PM (KZzsI)
local journalism.
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Let's check in on how other industries are doing this year.
Posted by: SH at May 15, 2020 04:09 PM (sX1BW)
Ok, I made the beard stuff up, but science anyway bitches because Greta is an expert. so there.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2020 04:09 PM (4tEsR)
STRIKES NEAR AREA 51...
-
OMG! THEY GOT OUT!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 04:09 PM (+y/Ru)
They activated the secret Terrestrial Interstitial Tectonic Stimulator.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 15, 2020 04:10 PM (NWiLs)
No, but I have participated in Chinese stock futures and made a 2500% profit in a down market.
*winks uncontrollably at fellow wealthy Senator*
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 15, 2020 04:10 PM (e1mEI)
Out of recovery and now in a room. Back pain is mstly at the incisionn site. As planned, all 8 screws were replaced and 2 more added at S1. Masks required as is testing for Covid. Hand sanitizer is everywhere.
Posted by: Agitator
What! You're taking up a bed urgently needed by one of the millions of WuFlu patient piling up in your area due to Trump's incompetence? Shame, shame!
(get well soon)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2020 04:10 PM (YTGjQ)
Oh, there they are. Guess they managed to get out of lockdown to find someone's civil rights to infringe upon.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 15, 2020 04:07 PM (1g7ch)
Funny how All Criminals Love Us don't give a flying fuck about the rights of the accused in kampus kangaroo kourts.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 15, 2020 04:11 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2020 04:11 PM (4tEsR)
Funny that. After separating some fools from their money a few years back for funding to start up these lame clickbait sites (although Vice used to make money back when Gavin McInnes ran it) the money finally ran out and nobody wants to invest in their crap any more. Not without serious changes.
I guess you might believe #6 after all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 04:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Stinkyfinger Senile Sex Pest at May 15, 2020 04:11 PM (d6DSt)
Ok, I made the beard stuff up, but science anyway bitches because Greta is an expert. so there.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2020 04:09 PM (4tEsR)
I don't get the virus persisting on hard surfaces moreso than on porous.
Plus the fact I can't believe a damn word they say.
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2020 04:12 PM (hOMhY)
well, this is unfortunate..."Santa Ana Police: Robberies Soar 50% as Suspects Exploit Mask Recommendation"
Posted by: runner at May 15, 2020 04:12 PM (zr5Kq)
What if you sort of smash all that hair together... like , I don't know, forming gymnastics pyramids or maybe an accident of some kind?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 15, 2020 04:12 PM (+QDTy)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 03:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Even if it saves no lives...
Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2020 04:12 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 15, 2020 04:13 PM (oVJmc)
STRIKES NEAR AREA 51...
-
OMG! THEY GOT OUT!!!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 04:09 PM (+y/Ru)
so, that's what's instore for June, eh?
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 15, 2020 04:13 PM (8D42x)
I don't get the virus persisting on hard surfaces moreso than on porous.
Plus the fact I can't believe a damn word they say.
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2020 04:12 PM (hOMhY)
They just. make. shit. up.
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 04:13 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2020 04:13 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2020 04:13 PM (4tEsR)
Along with that traitorous Republican Asshole Peter King, they have the votes to pass it.
Pelosi doesn't bring up bills she can't oass.
Remember, there is no good Democrat
Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2020 04:13 PM (VpIIl)
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I have really enjoyed seeing men with facial hair wearing respirators.
That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 15, 2020 04:14 PM (ADuZP)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2020 04:14 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: eyesnore at May 15, 2020 04:14 PM (/Rqse)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 15, 2020 04:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2020 03:47 PM (7O2sI)
Shhhh....I got this.
Posted by: Darwin at May 15, 2020 04:14 PM (Y8DtA)
Do you have a good alibi?
Do you have a scapegoat picked out yet?
What is your favorite color?
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 15, 2020 04:15 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2020 04:15 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 04:13 PM (bCLt0)
Like I said upthread...
The USPS in charge of contagious disease control.
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2020 04:15 PM (hOMhY)
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Wait, like a homemade fabric mask?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 15, 2020 04:15 PM (ADuZP)
I think most of Feinstein's "responses" consisted solely of giving stink-eye to the investigators.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 15, 2020 04:15 PM (L2ZTs)
That's not him, by the way.
Just kinda interesting.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 15, 2020 04:15 PM (LvTSG)
--
I have really enjoyed seeing men with facial hair wearing respirators.
That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 15, 2020 04:14 PM (ADuZP)
Yeah. There was a really fat ginger guy ahead of me with a beard and a mask. No self awareness with this dude, on many many levels.
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 04:15 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2020 04:15 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 15, 2020 04:16 PM (iZwip)
Well shit.. didn't see THAT coming.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2020 04:16 PM (dUJdY)
Do you have a good alibi?
Do you have a scapegoat picked out yet?
What is your favorite color?
Posted by: GnuBreed
Yes
Yes
And I can rock prison orange.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 04:16 PM (5/lDN)
Posted by: The Trust at May 15, 2020 04:16 PM (lcQJG)
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Did anyone ever explain how the grocery store employees and healthcare workers don't have it on their clothes?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 15, 2020 04:17 PM (ADuZP)
Only if they are stainless steel beards.
Posted by: jwest at May 15, 2020 04:17 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: runner at May 15, 2020 04:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Sumbitch better not try moving to Alabama.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 15, 2020 04:17 PM (sWM8x)
Heh. Make your mask out of cardboard and you may be better off.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2020 04:17 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 15, 2020 04:17 PM (NWiLs)
Remember, there is no good Democrat
Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2020 04:13 PM (VpIIl)
They never break ranks, no matter how outlandish or criminal the issue is. The GOPe on the other hand are weak dick traitors.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2020 04:18 PM (4tEsR)
Wearing a mask to stop CV19 is like putting up a chain-link fence to stop mosquitoes.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 15, 2020 04:18 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 15, 2020 04:17 PM (NWiLs)
Ask skip.
He is the tablet king.
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2020 04:18 PM (hOMhY)
Sumbitch better not try moving to Alabama.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 15, 2020 04:17 PM (sWM8x)
Can we cook 'em???
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 04:18 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: tubal
Bearded guys wearing a mask looks like a '70's women's underwear ad.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 04:19 PM (5/lDN)
In Louisiana they made hand bags out of things bigger than that...
Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2020 04:19 PM (32YRo)
And spindly arms confer partial immunity.
We must end this toxic masculinity.
Posted by: Dr. "He's Dead Jim" Fauci at May 15, 2020 04:19 PM (lcQJG)
Governor Janet Mills has ordered that all customers must wear a mask when entering this store.
IF YOU HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION that prevents you from wearing a mask, you do not need to wear one; we will assume this is the case. Due to HIPPA and the 4th amendment, we will not ask you about your condition.
Thank you for your patronage.
Somewhere in Maine, presumably.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 04:19 PM (KZzsI)
Hmm...I just read that Georgia has a new invasive lizard. The Tegus,
from South America. It grows to four feet long and eats everything.
Sumbitch better not try moving to Alabama.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 15, 2020 04:17 PM (sWM8x)
How does it taste? Need to make recipe for it and pass it around.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2020 04:19 PM (4tEsR)
Sumbitch better not try moving to Alabama.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 15, 2020 04:17 PM (sWM8x)
Can we cook 'em???
Posted by: tubal
Why do you think there aren't any in Louisiana?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 04:19 PM (5/lDN)
Posted by: Stinkyfinger Senile Sex Pest at May 15, 2020 04:20 PM (d6DSt)
What a vile short cock sucker
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2020 04:20 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 15, 2020 04:17 PM (sWM8x)
Stacy Abrams is from South America?
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2020 04:20 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 15, 2020 04:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2020 04:20 PM (r+sAi)
6.5 MAG QUAKE ROCKS NEVADA...
STRIKES NEAR AREA 51...
i thought it was over at tonopah, where the art bell show reliably informed us that there is a secret underground submarine base.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 15, 2020 04:21 PM (kf5Ci)
I believe they still have one in the Smithsonian Museum of American History.
Posted by: jwest at May 15, 2020 04:21 PM (mrrpT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 15, 2020 04:17 PM (NWiLs)
Never heard anyone bitch about them, so must not be too bad. They're cheap, which is a feature. Don't know about streaming with them and such.
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 04:21 PM (bCLt0)
I'm picturing the dahlinks having sex with the beard, and their tiny penises having hair hooks.
Sort of a Pirates of the Hair Nibblin.
Ahoy, maties!
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 15, 2020 04:21 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 04:21 PM (o2MD2)
Burr props up the Russia narrative on 4/20/20
(even though he had the 2017 transcripts)
5/8/20 the transcripts are released showing he lied
5/14/20 The FBI serves a warrant for Burr's phone
Here's what I'd add: 1) it's a hell of a coincidence since the trading stuff had been dead for over a month but maybe that's all it is and 2) that warrant isn't limited to insider trading-- kinda how the warrant for Wiener's laptop found Hillary's emails?
I'll say he didn't resign because of the warrant-- he resigned because they told him he no longer has security clearance.
And he can resign and it'll be automatically revoked.
Or they can yank it publically.
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 15, 2020 04:22 PM (aO8Gd)
Hmm...I just read that Georgia has a new invasive lizard. The Tegus,
from South America. It grows to four feet long and eats everything.
that could work out, if it develops a taste for kudzu
Posted by: Anachronda at May 15, 2020 04:22 PM (kf5Ci)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2020 04:22 PM (5NHwY)
@Breaking911
·
2m
BREAKING: Justice Department & state attorneys general likely to bring antitrust lawsuits against Google - Dow Jones / CNBC
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2020 04:22 PM (UdCe2)
tonopah, where the art bell show reliably informed us that there is a secret underground submarine base.
*stares blankly*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2020 04:22 PM (YTGjQ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2020 04:22 PM (dUJdY)
https://tinyurl.com/wecht-time-to-end-COVID
Posted by: PennaLady at May 15, 2020 04:22 PM (8HBLI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 15, 2020 04:17 PM (NWiLs)
Ask skip.
He is the tablet king.
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2020 04:18 PM (hOMhY)
---
I have one, and it works well for reading, basic internet stuff, and games.
Posted by: SMH at May 15, 2020 04:22 PM (RU4sa)
Funny how there's not this ghastly death toll among the hobo community.
I mean aside from their lack of hygeine and living conditions, failure to socially distance etc... they are the only ones I can imagine who would have a beard and not take a bath for a month
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 04:23 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 04:23 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2020 04:23 PM (4tEsR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2020 04:23 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 15, 2020 04:22 PM (aO8Gd)
They gave him a month to get with Hillary and BleachBit.
Posted by: golfman at May 15, 2020 04:23 PM (hOMhY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 15, 2020 04:23 PM (+eVzC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2020 04:23 PM (dUJdY)
Yep, read books on it regularly, play some word games on it like crosswords.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 04:24 PM (KZzsI)
2m
BREAKING: Justice Department state attorneys general likely to bring antitrust lawsuits against Google
Sweet!
Next do NBC/Universal/Comcast/Monstrosity and FaceTwit.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 15, 2020 04:24 PM (+QDTy)
Beards retain the corona virus alive 10x longer than clean shaven faces.
Disinformation put out by Big Razor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2020 04:24 PM (YTGjQ)
@Breaking911
2m
BREAKING: Justice Department state attorneys general likely to bring antitrust lawsuits against Google
*passes out from schadenboner*
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 15, 2020 04:25 PM (oVJmc)
I have a samsung.
I had a kindle fire prior.
I like the samsung better
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2020 04:23 PM (d7Ww2)
I use the iPad of Shame. I suppose I should say something bad about it.
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 04:25 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2020 04:22 PM (UdCe2)
Welp - there goes the funding the Royal Assness Chair for Conservative Studies
Posted by: Boswell at May 15, 2020 04:25 PM (32YRo)
Just in time for the election. What a coincidence.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2020 04:25 PM (ZLI7S)
T.I.T.S. ARE NOT CALM!!!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 15, 2020 04:13 PM
Damn it, Peebles! You beat me to it. That's what I get for working at work.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2020 04:25 PM (ejd/p)
What a vile short cock sucker
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2020 04:20 PM (85Gof)
Hmmmm. If Bloomberg wants to throw money around, maybe a Moron or two can cash in on this.
Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2020 04:26 PM (ouBhA)
We nominate you Cannibal Bob to try it first and give us all a review.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2020 04:23 PM (dUJdY)
ya know it probably tastes like alligator and rattlesnake which of course tastes like chicken.
Hows the polymer clay experimenting going Jewells?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2020 04:26 PM (4tEsR)
Sweet!
Next do NBC/Universal/Comcast/Monstrosity and FaceTwit.
FREE STEAMBOAT WILLY!
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 15, 2020 04:26 PM (K2UYJ)
Wife had one. Shelved it for a chrome book.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at May 15, 2020 04:26 PM (qc+VF)
Posted by: SMH at May 15, 2020 04:22 PM (RU4sa)
How's it do on streaming?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 15, 2020 04:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 04:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at May 15, 2020 04:26 PM (K2UYJ)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at May 15, 2020 04:27 PM (7EjX1)
A former staffer said that when Biden does things like stroking women's hair, there's a complicated dynamic at play.
Nothing complicated about it -- he is a creep.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 15, 2020 04:27 PM (rQe9y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 15, 2020 04:27 PM (LvTSG)
Beards retain the corona virus alive 10x longer than clean shaven faces.
Disinformation put out by Big Razor.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 15, 2020 04:24 PM (YTGjQ)
lol. perfect.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2020 04:27 PM (4tEsR)
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 04:27 PM (bCLt0)
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 04:25 PM (bCLt0)
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Pffft.
A number of us use Apple products here.
No biggie.
Posted by: SMH at May 15, 2020 04:27 PM (RU4sa)
Jeebus... the neighbor's 5yo son went missing, so I was looking for around for him, and eventually his mom found him. Then his dad started shouting at him and calling him a "little n***a" for wandering off after our other neighbor girl.
If someone called my girl a n***a or a k*ke or somesuch, the only surprise after that would be watching how fast a 29+ man could dig a grave.
Some people shouldn't have kids.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2020 04:27 PM (wkUwm)
I have a samsung.
I had a kindle fire prior.
I like the samsung better
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2020 04:23 PM (d7Ww2)
In what ways is the Samsung better?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 15, 2020 04:27 PM (NWiLs)
They're closing about a quarter of their stores, so it sounds to me like they're downsizing, but not going away.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 15, 2020 04:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Kindle fire good for reading, web browsing and pron.
Kindle good for the silly app games and casino apps.
Kind fire good for shopping Amazon of course.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 15, 2020 04:28 PM (u6xw0)
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"The (conservative/moderate/liberal) case for monopolies" articles are going to litter the land like a ticker-tape parade
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 15, 2020 04:29 PM (aO8Gd)
They're closing about a quarter of their stores, so it sounds to me like they're downsizing, but not going away.
Posted by: qdpsteve
Someone said earlier that their stock was down to 17 cents a share from $45 earlier in the year.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 04:29 PM (5/lDN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 04:30 PM (+y/Ru)
wait, isn't that a line from Cahill US Marshal?
Posted by: x at May 15, 2020 04:31 PM (nFwvY)
Governor Janet Mills has ordered that all customers must wear a mask when entering this store.
IF YOU HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION that prevents you from wearing a mask, you do not need to wear one; we will assume this is the case. Due to HIPPA and the 4th amendment, we will not ask you about your condition.
Thank you for your patronage.
Somewhere in Maine, presumably.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 04:19 PM (KZzsI)
Love it!
Posted by: Emmie at May 15, 2020 04:31 PM (ouBhA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 15, 2020 04:31 PM (dUJdY)
If someone called my girl a n***a or a k*ke or somesuch, the only surprise after that would be watching how fast a 29+ man could dig a grave.
-
Plus he was following a girl. That alone should've been a relief.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 04:32 PM (+y/Ru)
Governor Janet Mills has ordered that all customers must wear a mask when entering this store.
IF YOU HAVE A MEDICAL CONDITION that prevents you from wearing a mask, you do not need to wear one; we will assume this is the case. Due to HIPPA and the 4th amendment, we will not ask you about your condition.
Thank you for your patronage.
Somewhere in Maine, presumably.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Now. Square HIPAA with contact tracing.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 04:33 PM (5/lDN)
Coincidence.
It could happen to anybody really.
But it didn't.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 15, 2020 05:09 PM (Ndje9)
STRIKES NEAR AREA 51...
i thought it was over at tonopah, where the art bell show reliably informed us that there is a secret underground submarine base.
Posted by: Anachronda at May 15, 2020 04:21 PM
***
Coolies started digging that underground canal 150 years ago too.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 15, 2020 05:11 PM (axyOa)
Q. What did they (Feinstein and Loeffler) know and when did they know it?
(Supplementary: "Who told them?")
Perpetual Hint: "Follow the money".
Posted by: Bruce at May 15, 2020 07:20 PM (4U6go)
Discuss.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 18, 2020 02:38 PM (jEzQZ)
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