The Karenwaffe Propadanda Media Which Has Demanded That Americans Gladly Give Up Their Livelihoods Now Whines and Cries When Covid Comes to Claim Their Jobs

Note: Trump's event with the vaccine crash program starting son.

Original post follows.

vicelearntocode

Bethany Mandel has already been in Learn to Code mode, roasting Buzzfeed for whining about losing their jobs as they shriek that everyone else should be jazzed to lose their jobs.


Vice should take comfort in the fact that we're all in this together and we're Savin' Grandma.

Bethany Mandel has been under fire as a "Grandma Killer" from the Karenwaffe since she questioned why "flatten the curve" and morphed simply into "flatten the economy, forever."

What disease are these people trying to cure -- coronavirus, or Trumpism?

It's really Trumpism, isn't it? I mean, that seems pretty obvious at this point.

This is pretty funny: Allahpundit is now such a despised cuck that other cucks are dunking on him for being such a cucked-out Karen Sturmgruppenfuhrer.

Even Seth Mandel is dunking on Allahpundit over the latter's Karenish shrieking that we must remain locked down forever.

Except Karenpundit has suddenly reversed ximself -- now that LA is announcing lockdowns through July, Karenpundit thinks, "Oh wait, there's a difference between being locked down for a month and being locked down through an entire season and then maybe a few months more."

Meanwhile he's been attacking people as Science-Denying Grandma Killers for having concluded that weeks ago.

By the way, one person in that tread asks, "Where does Karenpundit live?" Meaning: Does Karenpundit happen to live in an area that just extended its own lockdown, which is why xhe's now questioning lockdowns after having supported them for everyone/everwhere else?

I think xhe should be pressed hard on this question.

And if xhe won't answer -- well, you know the answer then, don't you?

I'm sure this is all just a Science-Based Determination that Karenpundit has made here. I'm sure he titrated some chemical indicator into an Erlenmeyer flask, catalyzing with heat from a Bunsen Burner (TM) from the Cheryl Tiegs Collection (TM), and making careful note of changes in the meniscus level as well as any reaction with Metallic Sodium (TM) from the Kenneth Cole Celebrity Collection (TM) while wearing his little white lab-frock from the Bill Nye Science Junior Rangers! Collection (TM) .

And then the readout from his chemical assay turned out to be: "Fuck Grandma, I want to go to Hot Topic and feel pretty again."

LOLpdate:

Posted by: Ace at 12:07 PM




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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 15, 2020 12:06 PM (LvTSG)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at May 15, 2020 12:08 PM (FxM44)

3
Good day, Ace.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:08 PM (x4XFu)

4 Karenwaffe.

OMG. ROTFLMAO.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 12:08 PM (5/lDN)

5 They took r' jobs!

Hicks from South park

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2020 12:09 PM (Zmnko)

6

Trump talking live, any minute.
Intro to vaccine push team.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:09 PM (x4XFu)

7 Karenwaffe. Heh.

Posted by: pep at May 15, 2020 12:09 PM (T6t7i)

8 Ha! Second! And I'm lying abed in hospital waiting to be operated on.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at May 15, 2020 12:10 PM (FxM44)

9 I thought all media hacks are essential. Guess not.

Posted by: Fritz at May 15, 2020 12:10 PM (2Mnv1)

10 In before Sponge!

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 15, 2020 12:11 PM (88+cf)

11 Killing Grandma?

You obviously don't know Grandma, do you?

She makes Livia Soprano look sweet and lovable.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 15, 2020 12:11 PM (OafoN)

12 Ace is up!

Posted by: Norman Spiny at May 15, 2020 12:12 PM (NSEzS)

13 Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at May 15, 2020 12:10 PM (FxM44)

Oh my. Prayers are up!

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 12:12 PM (uEbPt)

14 Bethany Mandel is not on our team either, fuck her. Why even link these cucks?

These are people in team uniparty. They would sell us out for a gold star from the left. Again, fuck her, fuck her husband, fuck all those people. They are not on our team. Why give them oxygen with a link?

Link media that is on our team, for reals. The nevertrump people can starve, fuck em.

Posted by: DJ3way at May 15, 2020 12:12 PM (bhPL1)

15 LOLGF

Learn to give $5 BJs behind the dumpster in the alley.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 15, 2020 12:12 PM (pw+jk)

16 "Karenwaffe"

LOL

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 15, 2020 12:12 PM (cqteU)

17 I saw the Killing Grandmas open for the COVID-19 back in the day..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 15, 2020 12:12 PM (CjFDo)

Posted by: Buzzfeed UK at May 15, 2020 12:13 PM (uEbPt)

19 Why are Karens so fuck ass cuntraggishly ugly?

If they looked more like Jessica Alba or Zooey Deschanel mashing my face into their boobs to entice me to stay home Id totally obey.

Posted by: #TwoWeeks at May 15, 2020 12:13 PM (+dsLj)

20 Good Morning Horde and especially Ace!
It's a good day for a revolution.
I had to look twice at the Bee picture of Creepy Joe.
Also, I looked twice at that beast down thread from PA.
I barfed. A lot.

Posted by: Winston, dreg of society at May 15, 2020 12:13 PM (WFAUg)

21 It's really Trumpism, isn't it? I mean, that seems pretty obvious at this point.

Its been obvious since the first week. It's their last ditch effort to "get Trump" which is why the Commiecrats are so adamant about keeping the economy shutdown.

Posted by: Vic at May 15, 2020 12:13 PM (mpXpK)

22 These are people in team uniparty. They would sell us out for a gold star from the left.

Posted by: DJ3way at May 15, 2020 12:12 PM (bhPL1)

I think they sell us out, we get the gold star.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 12:14 PM (uEbPt)

23 MUFF sighting!

Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2020 12:14 PM (WqPYg)

24 Google "Georgia covid dashboard" and click on the DPH link. Scroll down about half way and look at the graph.

Cases and deaths continued way up for a month after the large gathering ban. Also continued up for three weeks after shelter in place orders.

Cases and deaths still going down after lock down has been easing for three weeks.

I would like any Karen to explain these results based on their kill the economy to save Grandma theory. The Georgia results are the exact opposite of what CNN, etc. told us would occur.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 15, 2020 12:14 PM (tkyK5)

25 Too bad, so sad.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 12:14 PM (o2MD2)

26 MUFF is the new NOOD.

Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2020 12:14 PM (WqPYg)

27 The main people purposefully killing grand ma and grand pa are the governors of New York, New Jersey, and Massachusetts.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 15, 2020 12:14 PM (pw+jk)

28 eff 'Allahpundit'

stopped going to HotAir when they forced the Facebook commenting system but let their star dem-curious essayist to remain anonymous

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 15, 2020 12:15 PM (RKQ/v)

29 The Karen Online Media Which Has Demanded That Americans Gladly Give Up Their Livelihoods Now Whines and Cries When Covid Comes to Claim Their Jobs

_________



"Nobody saw this coming." -- The Alligator

Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2020 12:15 PM (WqPYg)

30 Karenkazi > Karenwaffle

Posted by: Archer at May 15, 2020 12:15 PM (gmo/4)

31 Q: What is a Karen's favorite weapon?
A: A Karenade. Ba-dump-bump.

Posted by: pep at May 15, 2020 12:15 PM (T6t7i)

32 afternoon Ace, nice read. and i love it when they meat their own petard.

love the karenwaffe. brilliant name.

now, can we fight them with flammenwerfer?

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 15, 2020 12:16 PM (8D42x)

33 AP is such a fucking tool. Eat shit Karen.

Posted by: Community Organizer at May 15, 2020 12:16 PM (4DZNt)

34 Somebody needs to get to Obama's mansions stat to see if he survived the nuke Sidney Powell dropped on him.

(See sidebar.)

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 15, 2020 12:16 PM (9hauA)

35 Red pilled Mandels was a plot twist I never saw coming.

Posted by: El Kabong at May 15, 2020 12:16 PM (datdl)

36 Last year it was learn to code....
this year newsies it is "learn to starve."

Posted by: sven at May 15, 2020 12:16 PM (oRLRa)

37 You Just Hate to see it/Sarcasm

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 15, 2020 12:17 PM (Lrula)

38 Babylon Bee, the new paper of record.

Posted by: WisRich at May 15, 2020 12:17 PM (G0vdT)

39 Google "Georgia covid dashboard" and click on the DPH link. Scroll down about half way and look at the graph.



Cases and deaths continued way up for a month after the large
gathering ban. Also continued up for three weeks after shelter in place
orders.



Cases and deaths still going down after lock down has been easing for three weeks.



I would like any Karen to explain these results based on their kill
the economy to save Grandma theory. The Georgia results are the exact
opposite of what CNN, etc. told us would occur.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at May 15, 2020 12:14 PM (tkyK5)

===
I'll give you the response the army of Karens and Chads give me on NextDoor when I bring facts and reason to the debate.
Shut up jerk!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 15, 2020 12:17 PM (pw+jk)

40
You know...... fuck you, you duplicitous shit weasels.

We tried to warn you in FEBRURARY not to do this. That this lockdown was unnecessary, an over reaction to hysterical data modeling. I fact we SCREAMED it.... but you doubled down and scolded us, impugned our humanity, mocked our faith, called us simpletons, shamed us at every point we made.

Truth of the matter is YOU FUCKING own this and you know it. This.... this finger pointing ..... is your attempt to create sympathetic victims to shift the focus away from your media hysteria.

Fuck you guys. In the ass. With a barb wire wrapped pineapple dipped in Icy Hot.


*spit*

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2020 12:17 PM (nw6Hr)

41 still clinging
and not the first to say this

'You are SUCH an a*s': Area Expert (TM) Tom Nichols open to 'punishing' Americans who voluntarily exit COVID lockdown

Tom Nichols @RadioFreeTom
There's an interesting idea. "As part of my voluntary exit from lockdown, I accept that I am prohibited from all COVID-19 related medical care, including hospital space."

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:18 PM (x4XFu)

42 God, I'm old. I remember when AllahPundit was just plain Allah, with an actual edgy tone and a BlogRoll divided into "Greater Satans," "Lesser Satans," and "Satans That Make Allah Feel A Little Funny In His Pants." When he was actually taking on the Allah persona, he had balls. I even wondered if he was Ace on a little side project.
Did he lose the balls when Michelle Malkin (who "made Allah feel a little funny in his pants") started up Hot Air, when she sold it off, or at some other point? 'Cuz I swear he once had a pair...

Posted by: Jenos Idanian at May 15, 2020 12:18 PM (Qf0BO)

43 Buzzfeed whiners coming soon to a Whole Foods near you to bag groceries.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2020 12:18 PM (Qemq8)

44 Hiya Ace !

Posted by: JT at May 15, 2020 12:18 PM (arJlL)

45 Karenpundit sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 12:18 PM (o2MD2)

46 De Blasio Announces System For Reporting Social Distancing Violations: Knowledgeable Actors Reporting Edict Noncompliance (KAREN)
[link in sock]

Posted by: andycanuck at May 15, 2020 12:18 PM (TQ/zJ)

47 Oh, man, that Biden deal is funny.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 15, 2020 12:18 PM (jUVms)

48 the quarantine has been everything the online scolds wanted:

- do nothing

- feel good about doing nothing

- scold other people who don't want to do nothing

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 15, 2020 12:18 PM (RKQ/v)

49 Cry more.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

50 Marie Harf is lying again.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2020 12:19 PM (ptqGC)

51
Stephen L. Miller

@redsteeze

It's the price we must pay for keeping everyone safe. Lockdowns must continue until there is a vaccine. We're all in this together.



LIKE

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 15, 2020 12:19 PM (+QDTy)

52 Not the Bee...

Joe Biden: "We're in the middle of a pandemic that has cost us more than 85,000 jobs as of today. Lives of millions of people, millions of people, millions of jobs."

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/
1261021660318179328

Posted by: andycanuck at May 15, 2020 12:19 PM (TQ/zJ)

53 This will make my whole weekend. With restaurants opening they'll need busses. Lmao. They can start a blog about leftovers.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 15, 2020 12:19 PM (4tEsR)

54 You know...... fuck you, you duplicitous shit weasels.



We tried to warn you in FEBRURARY not to do this. That this lockdown
was unnecessary, an over reaction to hysterical data modeling. I fact
we SCREAMED it.... but you doubled down and scolded us, impugned our
humanity, mocked our faith, called us simpletons, shamed us at every
point we made.



Truth of the matter is YOU FUCKING own this and you know it.
This.... this finger pointing ..... is your attempt to create
sympathetic victims to shift the focus away from your media hysteria.



Fuck you guys. In the ass. With a barb wire wrapped pineapple dipped in Icy Hot.





*spit*

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2020 12:17 PM (nw6Hr)
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^^^^^^ THIS TIME 10000000000^^^^^

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 15, 2020 12:19 PM (pw+jk)

55

Ha ha.


FUCK you Karen.

NOW we're in it together.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (nw6Hr)

56 can someone stuff a dick in marie harf's mouth. this scrunt just keeps lying. i wish fox would kick her out.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (8D42x)

57 >>Marie Harf is lying again.

That's all she does. She is a despicable piece of shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (ZLI7S)

58 Allah and MUMR fight over choice cocks.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (o2MD2)

59 A lot of people think that civilizations and economies just happen naturally and all they have to do is stand up and demand to be given their piece of it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (oVJmc)

60 10 Things That Happen When You Shut An Entire Economy Down. Number 4 Will SHOCK You!

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (yokAj)

61 "Truth of the matter is YOU FUCKING own this and you know it. This.... this finger pointing ..... is your attempt to create sympathetic victims to shift the focus away from your media hysteria."



Bingo.
Which is why they are turning it up to 15.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (cqteU)

62 Looking at current trends a lot of those wine moms that were zooming at home are going to get to spend months at home with their kids now with no school, no summer programs, and no jobs.


And no booty calls from Paulo.


HAHAHA

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (WdocV)

63 https://fxn.ws/3fOrKnz
********
Critics turn up heat on Robert Mueller's special counsel investigation

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (Lrula)

64 Has Allah had anything to say about Cuomo's nursing home disaster?

Will Mr. "9/11 was a horrific tragedy that happened to me" be doing a yearly tweet thread about all the NY grandmas that died from Governor Iron Nips' godawful mismanagement?

Posted by: El Kabong at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (datdl)

65 Shouldn't there be 4 "nah"s in each line?

Posted by: Music Critic at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (AHq56)

66 Karenwaffe. Heh, excellent.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2020 12:21 PM (r+sAi)

67 58 >>Marie Harf is lying again.

That's all she does. She is a despicable piece of shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (ZLI7S)
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She's also a brunette.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2020 12:21 PM (ptqGC)

68 Quite tired of the 'Learn to code' meme. Sorry, it actually takes some amount of intellectual ability to create decent code. I don't think these hacks can get past the scratchpad stuff.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 15, 2020 12:21 PM (KXkkH)

69 >>>Why are Karens so fuck ass cuntraggishly ugly?<<<
It's the drug-resistant yeast infection that makes them look that way.

Posted by: Fritz at May 15, 2020 12:21 PM (2Mnv1)

70 Went to my local GNC for vitamins yesterday.

First time ever I saw the franchise owner working in the store.

65ish petite woman. We talked because she noticed the Ships ballcap I was wearing and 2 of her kids are in the Navy.

Well, turns out she had to lay off 2/3rds of her employees due to sales being WAY down.

2nd tier economic affects of others being out of work, are starting to be felt.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 15, 2020 12:21 PM (NgKpN)

71 Hiya Ace! Hope the ugly Karens didn't trigger an acid-reflux.

Posted by: FloridaMan -- Wu Flu lockdown is insanity at May 15, 2020 12:21 PM (r28kI)

72 I shriek-laughed at the Babylon Bee headline.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 15, 2020 12:21 PM (9hauA)

73 Karenpundit sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 12:18 PM (o2MD2)

===
That's a lie!!!!
Karenpundit sips penis by choice.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 15, 2020 12:21 PM (pw+jk)

74 crazy pants rant by Bette Midler

Bette Midler pats little people on the head while lecturing them on 'senseless things' they'll no longer get to do after 'COVID shift'

hard to read and believe she wrote it /s

https://tinyurl.com/yad2ljo7

"The Great Reckoning, as some are beginning to refer to this seismic shift, will most likely change the way many of us live our lives. The rat race, as it was so wonderfully known in the 50s, will hopefully slow down. All those senseless flights for senseless meetings.

Senseless cab rides to senseless lunches. Senseless cross-country flights for senseless adult birthday parties. And then senseless holidays in the sun to get away from all that senselessness." And moreover, senseless consumption spurred on by senseless, relentless advertising.


responses beautiful, of course

my response:

She came from Planet Claire
I knew she came from there
She drove a Plymouth Satellite
Oh, faster than the speed of light

Planet Claire has pink air
All the trees are red
No one ever dies there
No one has a head

Some say she's from Mars
Or one of the seven stars
That shine after 3:30 in the morning

Well, she isn't!

She came from Planet Claire
She came from Planet Claire
She came from Planet Claire

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (x4XFu)

75
We're hiring. We're always hiring.

Posted by: Winesatzgruppe K at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (wkUwm)

76 Did Governor Whitmer in Michigan really also put Wuhan Flu victims into nursing homes? What is it with hard-left governors wanting to murder elderly??

I also read that the NY health director pulled her elderly parents out of a nursing home before ordering the sick into them?

This reads like a novel with cackling villains carrying out a dastardly plot. These old people are expensive and vote Trump, away with them!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (KZzsI)

77
Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People's Hair




Ha!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (2rJmn)

78 Good afternoon, Ace.

Thanks for the post and your righteous rage, but I'm going to bow out. I don't want to get wound up and dropped into the slough of despond yet again.

I hope you're feeling better, anyway, and wish you good mental and physical health.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (2JVJo)

79 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

80 The ONLY time I even think about HotAir is when it is mentioned here. Ditto for Drudge.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (bCLt0)

81 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

82 If you were good at your media job, you wouldn't be losing it.

Learn to dig graves.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

83 Previous thread -Another Who Dis I knew - was thinking about her when Claudia Black and Ben Browder were featured. Bad part of being retired - I don't sit and read AOSHQ constantly

Posted by: FrodoB-
Former otter wrangler at May 15, 2020 12:23 PM (dQF3z)

84
Lecturing Teh Ewok on how he should run his own blog... that always ends well.

Of course, ace doesn't even read his own blog, so it kind of evens out.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 15, 2020 12:23 PM (EGyGV)

85

https://takethehouse.com/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:23 PM (x4XFu)

86 The Press Corpse says the President should concentrate on the ChinaVirus, not ObamaGate.

That assumes those are two different subjects.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 15, 2020 12:24 PM (m6qV1)

87 Did he lose the balls when Michelle Malkin (who "made Allah feel a little funny in his pants") started up Hot Air, when she sold it off, or at some other point? 'Cuz I swear he once had a pair...
Posted by: Jenos Idanian at May 15, 2020 12:18 PM (Qf0BO)


Didn't Malkin buy and flip it. AllahBeta used to spank it furiously for Mega Keating McBudweiser.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 15, 2020 12:24 PM (y7DUB)

88 75


We're hiring. We're always hiring.

Posted by: Winesatzgruppe K

It isn't just wine. They also practice Blintzkrieg.

Posted by: pep at May 15, 2020 12:24 PM (T6t7i)

89 allahpundit lives in fear of being unmasked and murdered by allah fans for naming himself allah

Posted by: x at May 15, 2020 12:24 PM (nFwvY)

90 Pretty sure the only think Karen's suck is bottles of wine....

Posted by: Obligatory at May 15, 2020 12:24 PM (WdocV)

91 i'm ok with them trying to learn to code. most will quickly learn they can't do it, the few that make it, well more jobs for people fixing their shitty code.

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 15, 2020 12:24 PM (RKQ/v)

92 I get the amusement we all share looking at the May 6th Allahpundit vs the May 12th Allahpundit.

But...

Do we want him to join the Re-Open chorus or not?

If we shame him into going back to the "Keep it shut down forever"... how does that advance our interests?

Posted by: El Jefe at May 15, 2020 12:24 PM (Ae67h)

93 81 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

That industry seems uber Woke. Would like nurse's opinion on that.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 12:24 PM (bCLt0)

94 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)
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They're the ones who like being referred to as "heroes" and having people clap for them wherever they go. As opposed to the medical professionals who do their job because it's the job they chose to do and for which they trained, not for adulation.

Posted by: bluebell at May 15, 2020 12:24 PM (/669Q)

95 71
Hiya Ace! Hope the ugly Karens didn't trigger an acid-reflux.

Posted by: FloridaMan -- Wu Flu lockdown is insanity at May 15, 2020 12:21 PM (r28kI)

No Karens after 11pm, just like dairy products.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 15, 2020 12:25 PM (DjiZK)

96 Sponge is asshole!

Posted by: China at May 15, 2020 12:25 PM (88+cf)

97 81 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

I call BS. The UNIONS might be backing it but not their members. Kinda like how the unions endorsed Obama and the members had fit.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 15, 2020 12:25 PM (Xt7n2)

98 This is pretty funny: Allahpundit is now such a despised cuck that other cucks are dunking on him for being such a cucked-out Karen Sturmgruppenfuhrer.

________


The Cuck-Dunking Will Continue Until Morale Improves!

Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2020 12:25 PM (WqPYg)

99 Everyone who was around back then still remembers how WONDERFUL school busing was when it was only applied to Southern states, how it was Noble and Good and Righteous, and then the instant it got implemented in Boston it was "OH MY GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE WE MUST BAN THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!"

but mission accomplished, the public school system in all major southern cities was destroyed forever. And now the infection has spread and destroyed them everywhere.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2020 12:25 PM (trdmm)

100 We're hiring. We're always hiring.

Posted by: Winesatzgruppe K at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (wkUwm)

I'm your man for the leader of the junior division...

they'll never suspect a thing.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 15, 2020 12:25 PM (8D42x)

101 F this shit. Going on a three hour (one way) road trip this weekend. Haven't seen my grandkids in months. Taking a coffee travel mug and a bottle to pee in so I don't have to use public restrooms.

Posted by: wth at May 15, 2020 12:26 PM (v0R5T)

102 Didn't Malkin buy and flip it. AllahBeta used to spank it furiously for Mega Keating McBudweiser.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 15, 2020 12:24 PM (y7DUB)

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No. She created and flipped. Savvy business woman.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 15, 2020 12:26 PM (pw+jk)

103 LOL. "Journalists" who are unfortunately still employed at the Washington Post are happily reporting that the CCP virus is finally ravaging the heartland, as they have been predicting for weeks.

548 counties won by Trump have recently entered the "high-Covid" category!

Fifteen counties in Florida!
Seventeen counties in Michigan!

...and so on.

Those Trumpsters are finally getting sick, Praise Gaia! They'll vote for Biden for sure!

Only one small problem with this "study" - the Washington Post is defining a "high-Covid" county as a county with 100 cases per 100,000 people. One case per 1,000 people.

The US average is 440 cases per 100,000 people - with two-thirds of those cases being in the Acela corridor, metro Detroit, and metro Chicago.

My suburban Oregon county is almost, but not quite, in the "high-Covid" class. There are four new CCP virus cases per day on average. At that rate, there is about one chance in a thousand of getting CCP virus over the next three months.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2020 12:26 PM (I2/tG)

104 Can we still hate someguy on this thread? I think it's okay.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 15, 2020 12:26 PM (UUBmN)

105 87 Didn't Malkin buy and flip it.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 15, 2020 12:24 PM (y7DUB)

No. She *built* it and flipped it. Then she built twitchy and flipped that. Second flip was much quicker than the first (she's a quick learner).

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at May 15, 2020 12:27 PM (AHq56)

106 Biden signature latex gloves

2 fingers exposed

for her pleasure

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2020 12:27 PM (tQbpU)

107 68 Quite tired of the 'Learn to code' meme. Sorry, it actually takes some amount of intellectual ability to create decent code. I don't think these hacks can get past the scratchpad stuff.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 15, 2020 12:21 PM (KXkkH)

That's why it's so effective. "Learn to code" was their advice to coal miners who lost their jobs to Obama policies. We're throwing it back in their face with a little knife twisting.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 15, 2020 12:27 PM (J+mig)

108 58 >>Marie Harf is lying again.

That's all she does. She is a despicable piece of shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (ZLI7S)
-----

She's also a brunette.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2020 12:21 PM (ptqGC)



Collar and cuffs don't match?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 15, 2020 12:27 PM (21Sa0)

109 99 Everyone who was around back then still remembers how WONDERFUL school busing was when it was only applied to Southern states, how it was Noble and Good and Righteous, and then the instant it got implemented in Boston it was "OH MY GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE WE MUST BAN THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!"

but mission accomplished, the public school system in all major southern cities was destroyed forever. And now the infection has spread and destroyed them everywhere.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2020 12:25 PM (trdmm)

They're still resisting in New York. We must not relent.

Posted by: Someguy at May 15, 2020 12:27 PM (Zm+LZ)

110

Vice, Buzzfeed.
Non-essential is a b*tch, yeah?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:27 PM (x4XFu)

111 The open question is: why? Why does "Allahpundit" continue to hide behind anonymity, long after they've made enough enemies that someone could sell them out effortlessly, and will probably do so in exchange for a ham sandwich?

My own thought is that they are incredibly weak, mentally and physically, and live in a large city where there are more than enough Muslims to hunt them down. Yet they belong to a minority that can't hide very well, and therefore intensely fears Islamic retribution, and originally comes from NYC. Oh, and they like atheism and cocksucking.

So I have a pretty good idea what Allahpundit is. When they get exposed, there's going to be hilarity involved.

Posted by: trev006 at May 15, 2020 12:27 PM (N+zYB)

112 >>>89 allahpundit lives in fear of being unmasked and murdered by allah fans for naming himself allah

I really started to dislike Allah when he started clucking his tongue about Trump's boorish tone in 2016.

Kinda hard for him to make that argument when he's been using an online alias for a decade with the specific purpose of pissing of Muslims in the wake of 9/11.

Posted by: El Kabong at May 15, 2020 12:27 PM (datdl)

113 97
81 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)



I call BS. The UNIONS might be backing it but not their members.
Kinda like how the unions endorsed Obama and the members had fit.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 15, 2020 12:25 PM (Xt7n2)

_________


Just like the UNIONS are all for welcoming lower-wage illegal aliens with open arms to displace the actual members of the union they're supposed to be representing.

It's almost like our own representatives in Congress or something ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2020 12:27 PM (WqPYg)

114 81. Of course they do. This situation makes nurses feel super duper special.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 15, 2020 12:27 PM (svbBD)

115 Why are Karens so fuck ass cuntraggishly ugly?

Same reason feminists are: Its the only way anyone pays attention to them.

Posted by: An Observation at May 15, 2020 12:27 PM (D71Tk)

116 Hello! I am in an office teams meeting about Chinese virus. Blah blah blah

Posted by: IC at May 15, 2020 12:28 PM (a0IVu)

117 OK. So I've actually been busier at work during the pandemic (my company is actually hiring) and I have suffered zero negative financial consequences. And the rest of my family is actually doing well, thankfully.

I have never considered myself a bastion of empathy, but even I could see that a prolonged lockdown will destroy people's livelihood and * lives*. And concerns me terribly.

Yet, the left, the owners of empathy, do not care until it personally affects them.

And they need to realize that economic destruction will eventually trickle up to almost everyone, including those of us who are OK now.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 15, 2020 12:28 PM (9hauA)

118 48 the quarantine has been everything the online scolds wanted:

- do nothing

- feel good about doing nothing

- scold other people who don't want to do nothing
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power

well put!

Posted by: ace at May 15, 2020 12:28 PM (PbpT7)

119 67 58 >>Marie Harf is lying again.

That's all she does. She is a despicable piece of shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (ZLI7S)
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I have always thought so. She's the most useless, vile whore that Fox ever hired.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2020 12:28 PM (trdmm)

120 Voter ID vs. Diner ID:

If you have Voter ID, you don't get Diner ID.

If you have Diner ID, you don't get Voter ID.

I'm an #UndocumentedDiner!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 15, 2020 12:28 PM (m6qV1)

121 81
Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


The thing about Union 'support' is it's top heavy. The leadership may be all in with fascism but the Union rank and file sure as hell are not. Might be different with nurses though.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 15, 2020 12:28 PM (MVR7y)

122 Marie Harf is lying again.

That's all she does. She is a despicable piece of shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (ZLI7S)


That's the problem with trying to be "fair and balanced."

The left are all corrupt liars. Immoral and unethical.

See Brazille.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:28 PM (x4XFu)

123 What do walking a tight rope and getting a BJ from a Karen have in common?

Don't look down.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 15, 2020 12:28 PM (pw+jk)

124 89 allahpundit lives in fear of being unmasked and murdered by allah fans for naming himself allah
Posted by: x at May 15, 2020 12:24 PM (nFwvY)


yeah

he might even be a fag, maybe

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2020 12:28 PM (tQbpU)

125 I know its wrong but I have a hard time not laughing at journalists whining that they are losing their jobs.

Or that one reporter who went to film an "open up the state" rally and was all shocked and mortified that the people there were not friendly and welcoming

What the living hell did you exactly expect???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 12:29 PM (KZzsI)

126 I have always thought so. She's the most useless, vile whore that Fox ever hired.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2020 12:28 PM (trdmm)


Remember that strange "guru" on Tucker's show early on?

She is even better than Harf.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:29 PM (x4XFu)

127 A lot of people think that civilizations and economies just happen naturally and all they have to do is stand up and demand to be given their piece of it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (oVJmc)

Yeah it's weird. I remember some years ago reading about the "feminists" - I mean the real ones - who said the plan was to get rid of all the men except a few to keep around for procreation only. Otherwise silent with no more contribution to society - because #ManBad and war.
And, get this, nobody would have to work anymore, and they would all live in mansions with hot tubs. I'm quoting this.
From what I was reading, the true believers really did think mansions and hot tubs just fucking appear.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 12:29 PM (yokAj)

128 Willowed:

As much as I love David Lynch, he was the wrong guy from day one.

Sure but: big name director with tons of talent and star-studded cast either way. And we know NOW that Lynch was the wrong choice but did anyone know that before it came out? I'd have never hired McTiernan to do Die Hard, based on his previous work, as we talked about last week.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 12:14 PM (KZzsI)



I totally disagree. Lynch not only crammed the highlights and basic story of "DUNE" into a standard length movie.

He did so with great acting, and unusual effects, and an overall look that gave us a sense that it was truly set in a far future totally unlike our present.

Remember "DUNE" is set in a grimy psychic-bio-mechanical future.

Lynch captured that to a tea.


The new guy will do fine, mainly because he's been given to movies to tell the story in.

But, from what little I've seen of the art direction on this movie, we're getting the same old "2001", "Star Wars" look. His "DUNE" looks like it was designed by a particularly slow group of PTA Moms.


Lynch's "DUNE" is a near-miss at greatness but it's very very far from a bad movie.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2020 12:29 PM (z0XD8)

129 Retail Sales Plunged 16% In April, Far Worse Than Anticipated

-
Who'd athunk it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 12:29 PM (+y/Ru)

130 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.

How many of those nurses have been laid off or had their hours reduced because the clinics are closed, and the hospitals are quiet, outside of metro Detroit.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2020 12:29 PM (I2/tG)

131 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


Guess none of those were furloughed like a buddy's wife in Austin.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (5/lDN)

132 When he was actually taking on the Allah persona, he had balls. I even wondered if he was Ace on a little side project.
Did
he lose the balls when Michelle Malkin (who "made Allah feel a little
funny in his pants") started up Hot Air, when she sold it off, or at
some other point? 'Cuz I swear he once had a pair...

I believe but can't prove that he was threatened by Muslims and that made him squishy. My evidence is that one day his blog disappeared off Blogspot and was replaced with an actual Islamic blog at the same URL. Which is weak sauce, but the media will promote Dem conspiracy theories for less.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (6XLoz)

133 125. You shouldn't feel bad. This was the same group of people who openly applauded the disappearance coal mining jobs and other unwashed professions.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (svbBD)

134 Except Karenpundit has suddenly reversed ximself ...


________



LMAO. First Karenwaffe and now this? Acid reflux Ace is the best Ace ...

Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (WqPYg)

135 I have always thought so. She's the most useless, vile whore that Fox ever hired.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2020 12:28 PM (trdmm)


Remember that strange "guru" on Tucker's show early on?

She is even better than Harf.


"Sherpa" I think she was called.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (x4XFu)

136 Do any AZ morons know if hair salons, massage and manicure places are open now? If so I'm taking a field trip to Yuma. Eff Newsome!

Posted by: keena at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (RiTnx)

137 I have always thought so. She's the most useless, vile whore that Fox ever hired.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2020 12:28 PM (trdmm)

But enough about me.

Posted by: Shep! at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (yokAj)

138 I have always thought so. She's the most useless, vile whore that Fox ever hired.

Posted by: Tom Servo



**cough**Donna Brazile**cough**

Posted by: pep at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (T6t7i)

139 Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 15, 2020 12:16 PM (9hauA)

"Constitutional Scholar" Obama.....lololol.
He was taken to the wood shed for an epic beatdown.

Posted by: Bosk at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (dPOAr)

140 Over at C-SPAN, there's a camera shot of everybody hangin' out in the Rose Garden in advance of PDT talking about vaccines.

https://tinyurl.com/yabwkjco

Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (Ot4ka)

141 I would like any Karen to explain these results based on their kill the economy to save Grandma theory. The Georgia results are the exact opposite of what CNN, etc. told us would occur.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot


Not a Karen, but I suspect they've fucked themselves by playing with the stats. Lots of anecdotes about cities turning any remotely connected death into a 'Rona death.

See the CO case of some dude drinking himself to death but his tits up status was listed as a 'Rona death.

You can only fuck with reality for so long before it bites you in the ass.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (UdCe2)

142 Did Governor Whitmer in Michigan really also put Wuhan Flu victims into
nursing homes? What is it with hard-left governors wanting to murder
elderly??

***

Older people tend to vote more Republican....it is a common belief on the left that if you kill enough older people you can get more socialism.

It is similar to Obama's intentional denial of health care to veterans - the fewer of them there are the less people to vote against you.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (WdocV)

143 I hate this talk of finding a vaccine, fine and dandy if they do, but it makes people think that is what we have to wait for. This is not the super killer virus pandemic that is imagined in movies.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (r+sAi)

144 In a strange coincidence, two plants that make the same ingredient for HCQ had fires last week.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yahpk2d9

China is asshoe

Posted by: Methos at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (kOpft)

145 Stay safe.

Posted by: Fuzzfeed at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (EgshT)

146 That's all she does. She is a despicable piece of shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (ZLI7S)


lying with a smile

it's what they train them to do

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (tQbpU)

147 Retail Sales Plunged 16% In April, Far Worse Than Anticipated



-

Who'd athunk it?
-----------------

Wait, they thought it would be less than 16%?

I'm amazed it was only that.

Posted by: SH at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (sX1BW)

148 Lockdowns = Death and disease, on many levels.

Freedom!

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (7ZQe3)

149 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.
---------------------

"Or else."

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 12:31 PM (yokAj)

150 'Liberal Sherpa' Cathy Areu

At least she seemed nice.
Nuts, but nice.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:31 PM (x4XFu)

151 They're the ones who like being referred to as "heroes" and having people clap for them wherever they go. As opposed to the medical professionals who do their job because it's the job they chose to do and for which they trained, not for adulation.

Yeah. Nurses are generally sweet, wonderful people who work their rear end off for long hours and meh pay. But there are asshoes among them as with every job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 12:31 PM (KZzsI)

152 Or that one reporter who went to film an "open up the state" rally and
was all shocked and mortified that the people there were not friendly
and welcoming



What the living hell did you exactly expect???

They expected the protesters to be clean, polite, and well-behaved like most conservative-leaning protests. You know, like the pre-Trump GOP.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2020 12:31 PM (6XLoz)

153 I would like any Karen to explain these results based on their kill
the economy to save Grandma theory. The Georgia results are the exact
opposite of what CNN, etc. told us would occur

***

From what I've seen they are doing a lot of #twoweeks! themselves as in all those Georgians are going to die in two weeks.

But overall, if you confront them with the fact that the more "D" and "liberal" the government the more Wuhan Flu deaths they lose their sh*t.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 15, 2020 12:32 PM (WdocV)

154 Marie Harf is lying again.

That's all she does. She is a despicable piece of shit.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2020 12:20 PM (ZLI7S).

Harf is a euphemism for vomit among my family and friends now. "Oh look, the cat harfed on the stairs again."

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 15, 2020 12:32 PM (J+mig)

155 He sniffs female hair. Gee whiz he's not THAT perverted to do it with guys!

And Yes our Health Secretary is a guy. And a venal lying bastard on top of it.

Knowing that their policy of stick sick patients in with a particularly vulnerable group of people would have consequences this AHoe went and put HIS gramma in a hotel before they started shoving sick people in the LTC's (Long Term Care facilities)

Oh and if you take a look, something close to 50% of ALL deaths were in LTC's In Washington, New York, New Jersey.

And yet this criminal act has been ignored by the CCP Media.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 15, 2020 12:32 PM (gwwiS)

156 With any luck, most of these jobs will never return.

After all, how many "journalists" are necessary to repeat DNC Talking Points each day?

How many are necessary to repeat the same stories about:
OrangeManBad,
Millions of Nazi Confederate White Nationalists are killing every person of color they find,
Climate Warming Will Kill Us All Next Year,
Christians Are Hypocrites,
Muslims Are All Peaceful Unless Triggered by Hypocritical Christian Haters,
Pelosi is the Smartest and Most Ruthless Politician in the Universe, since Forever,
Flynn is Guilty and Should be Sentenced to a Million Years at Hard Labor,
and so on.

AP, Reuters, and NPR write and broadcast these stories every day. Why are a bunch of copy-and-paste clowns needed in a zillion barely read or watched print, broadcast, and Internet outfits?

Posted by: Cuck Bot in action at May 15, 2020 12:32 PM (AMIL/)

157

Bette Midler pats little people on the head while lecturing them
on 'senseless things' they'll no longer get to do after 'COVID shift'


What I take from this is that Bette Midler's life is senseless.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 15, 2020 12:32 PM (oVJmc)

158
Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.

=========

I suspect the word "union" is the biggest clue there.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2020 12:32 PM (G51Gf)

159 136
Do any AZ morons know if hair salons, massage and manicure places are
open now? If so I'm taking a field trip to Yuma. Eff Newsome!

Posted by: keena at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (RiTnx)

Yes, to a degree. Masks and such. Sit down dining, bars and retail stores. We are headed up to Sedona this weekend to support local businesses

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 15, 2020 12:32 PM (DjiZK)

160 I know what I wrote in comment #92...

And yet... when I read what Bethany Mandel wrote in her twitter feed about sticking it to the blue check assholes who hounded her...

I think to my self..."Absolutely, sister. I hope those assholes choke on what they have wrought. To hell with them."

And I know that these two comments of mine contradict themselves. And I'm not really sure what to say about that.

Am I being a hypocrite here? In a way, yeah.

And I don't know how to resolve that.

Maybe it is to hate the media as a whole and work for it's destruction as a malign entity...

But cheer on the individual of that media when the scales drop from their eyes and they seek to walk away...

Kind of a hate the sin, love the sinner.

Or maybe I'm just a pretentious smug asshole myself.

I'm not really sure, and I'm not trying to get all holier than thou with you guys.

Posted by: El Jefe at May 15, 2020 12:33 PM (Ae67h)

161 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

Many of those have inflated ideas about themselves, equate self to doctors. They know better than you, doncha know. Worthless newspapers just love, love them! Here is an actual headline "..nurses tell their stories from the front lines of the coronavirus pandemic." Give me a break.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2020 12:33 PM (zr5Kq)

162 Need to buy a Karenwaffle iron.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2020 12:33 PM (aKsyK)

163 Retail Sales Plunged 16% In April, Far Worse Than Anticipated

-
Who'd athunk it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



I'm still blown away that people are surprised about unemployment numbers.

WTH DID YOU THINK WAS GOING TO HAPPEN??

You shut down the country and then have no clue why unemployment numbers skyrocket? You shouldn't be given anything sharper than crayons.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 12:33 PM (5/lDN)

164 I hate this talk of finding a vaccine, fine and dandy if they do, but it makes people think that is what we have to wait for. This is not the super killer virus pandemic that is imagined in movies.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (r+sAi)



Well, having a vaccine would be great.

But, having a vaccine and having zero deaths from COVID-19 are two totally different things,

as our experience with the flu has proven over and over again.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2020 12:33 PM (z0XD8)

165 135 I have always thought so. She's the most useless, vile whore that Fox ever hired.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 15, 2020 12:28 PM (trdmm)

dunno

I offered a ride in my turquoise Prius but she didn't come across

worked with Shep

Posted by: Chris Wallace at May 15, 2020 12:33 PM (tQbpU)

166 The Karens are all going to be getting those 65K COVID tracker jobs.

Think they're bad now, just wait till the Karens have badges and a fat fed paycheck and the authority to have you arrested.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 15, 2020 12:33 PM (+7yf7)

167 After all, how many "journalists" are necessary to repeat DNC Talking Points each day?


A mimeograph is more editorially demanding.

Posted by: pep at May 15, 2020 12:33 PM (T6t7i)

168 The politics of this are awful for the Dems.

Imagine staking out the position that we keep the country locked down contrary to everyone's desires except for Eisengruppenkaren B.

And then having to pray for mass death to prove your position correct.

Yikes.

Posted by: MJ at May 15, 2020 12:33 PM (gAMkn)

169 Didn't Malkin buy and flip it. AllahBeta used to spank it furiously for Mega Keating McBudweiser.
As I recall it happening, Malkin recruited Allah and Ed Morrissey (from his Captain's Quarters blog) to start Hot Air, and the three were regular posters. Then she posted less and less until she sold it off.
That might have been the start. Malkin is a bit of a prude, and probably told Allah to tone it down a bit. She and Morrissey were of compatible styles, but Allah had to check at least one testicle at the door when he signed on.

Posted by: Jenos Idanian at May 15, 2020 12:33 PM (Qf0BO)

170 She drove a Plymouth Satellite

My first car. A '70.

*sniff*

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 15, 2020 12:34 PM (oVJmc)

171
Oh ffs. I just heard about Trump's "Operation Warp Speed" and I thought it was about rebooting the economy.

No. It's about getting a COVID vaccine.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2020 12:34 PM (G51Gf)

172 saw some online speculation that Susan Rice might be the Dem VP pick

Posted by: vmom here's Gen Flynn's book at May 15, 2020 12:34 PM (G546f)

173 It won't just be the Blue Checkmark types, either, who will become unemployed after demanding we stay at home indefinitely. A lot of smug people distantly working upper middle class jobs are about to get a reality check, too. Trickle up, if you will.

When the mantra transitioned from "flatten the curve" to "we must stay locked down until there is a vaccine," even the dumbest Karen started to have a reservation or two. Most of those Karens have a spouse with a good job, and once that gets on thin ice they also will throw Granny off the cliff.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 15, 2020 12:34 PM (puu6v)

174 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.

Warriors and heroes, every one of them. Stay safe.

Posted by: Fuzzfeed at May 15, 2020 12:34 PM (EgshT)

175 Remember "DUNE" is set in a grimy psychic-bio-mechanical future.

Lynch captured that to a tea.


He captured about 30% of the book, then jammed in that stupid weapon and had the fremen walking around with their heads exposed because actors hate to have their face covered. Most of the really interesting parts of the book were left out for time constraints. It was like doing Godfather in one movie, leaving out the subplot of Sonny being killed and Fredo messing up in Vegas.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 12:34 PM (KZzsI)

176 129 Retail Sales Plunged 16% In April, Far Worse Than Anticipated

-
Who'd athunk it?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 12:29 PM (+y/Ru)

But I've been shopping!!! I just heard about my beloved SurleTabl and I just received my $200 order. I must shop more!!!!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 15, 2020 12:34 PM (Xt7n2)

177 159 136
Do any AZ morons know if hair salons, massage and manicure places are
open now? If so I'm taking a field trip to Yuma. Eff Newsome!

Posted by: keena at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (RiTnx)

Yes, to a degree. Masks and such. Sit down dining, bars and retail stores. We are headed up to Sedona this weekend to support local businesses

yes!!!

Posted by: keena at May 15, 2020 12:34 PM (RiTnx)

178 Allahpundit would make a great Nick Berg stand in. That video would go viral. AAAAAAKKKKKKK!!!!!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 12:34 PM (o2MD2)

179 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.

On the other hand, I have been listening to some excellent doctors and other med school staff give great speeches to new med school grads on this new challenge. Really refreshing. Telling them to take it head on. Remember why you chose the profession.

The Hippocratic Oath.

Brave new world.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:34 PM (x4XFu)

180 Quite tired of the 'Learn to code' meme. Sorry, it actually takes some amount of intellectual ability to create decent code. I don't think these hacks can get past the scratchpad stuff.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 15, 2020 12:21 PM (KXkkH)

I have to write code to perform analyses at my job. I dare any journalist to try to successfully learn even the simplest fundamentals.

These are largely quite uniintelligent and incurious people. I believe most of them are dumber than your average American.

And I don't mean that not being able to code makes one dumb. What makes them dumb is to think that someone well established in another career could pick up "coding" just like that.

Someone should ask them what "coding" means.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 15, 2020 12:35 PM (9hauA)

181 F Allahpundit. I can't stand that m'f'er.

Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at May 15, 2020 12:35 PM (wvn6O)

182 Posted by: Cuck Bot in action at May 15, 2020 12:32 PM (AMIL/)

Oh, marshmallow fudge! Forgot to remove yesterday's sock.

Posted by: Cuck Bot in action at May 15, 2020 12:35 PM (AMIL/)

183 Do we want him to join the Re-Open chorus or not?



If we shame him into going back to the "Keep it shut down forever"... how does that advance our interests?





Posted by: El Jefe at May 15, 2020 12:24 PM (Ae67h)

The better question who gives a fuck what that asshole thinks about anything besides his mother who should have used protection.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 12:35 PM (yokAj)

184 Yeah, it's funny when you betray your neighbor, your country, people's livelihoods, common sense, real science and facts, only to find in the end you've chosen to have the lion eat you last.

Enjoy the food banks you so joyously promoted, Karen.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 15, 2020 12:35 PM (dIpnE)

185 Malkin is a bit of a prude, and probably told Allah to tone it down a
bit. She and Morrissey were of compatible styles, but Allah had to check
at least one testicle at the door when he signed on.

There was another guy who was posting there back then that was more conservative than either Allah or Ed. He left a few months after Malkin sold the site, and the leftward slide became very apparent pretty much the first day he was gone.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2020 12:35 PM (6XLoz)

186 I believe Malkin did the same thing with Twitchy as Hot Air -- started it up, got it rolling and making it big, then sold it off. To pull that off once is impressive enough. To do it twice -- that's really remarkable.

Posted by: Jenos Idanian at May 15, 2020 12:35 PM (Qf0BO)

187 That might have been the start. Malkin is a bit of a prude, and probably told Allah to tone it down a bit. She and Morrissey were of compatible styles, but Allah had to check at least one testicle at the door when he signed on.

...you're really Allahpundit, aren't you?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 12:35 PM (KZzsI)

188 No. It's about getting a COVID vaccine.

What a waste.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 15, 2020 12:35 PM (EgshT)

189 140 Over at C-SPAN, there's a camera shot of everybody hangin' out in the Rose Garden in advance of PDT talking about vaccines.

https://tinyurl.com/yabwkjco
Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (Ot4ka)

Ewww, there's also an interview with Rick Wilson over there.

Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 12:35 PM (Ot4ka)

190 >>>
AP, Reuters, and NPR write and broadcast these stories every day. Why are a bunch of copy-and-paste clowns needed in a zillion barely read or watched print, broadcast, and Internet outfits?

Here's a question I keep asking: Why does "conservative media" hire a lot of liberals who regurgitate the same crap we all see at AP, Reuters, and NPR?

I keep asking why we need "conservative bloggers" to recapitulate everything from Jake Tapper's Twitter timeline every day.

If we want to see liberal punditry, can't we just, you know, read liberal pundits? Why do we need Karenpundit to rewrite it for the Deplorables?

Posted by: ace at May 15, 2020 12:35 PM (PbpT7)

191 Wait, they thought it would be less than 16%?

I'm amazed it was only that.
Posted by: SH at May 15, 2020 12:30 PM (sX1BW)

Me too. That seems low.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 15, 2020 12:35 PM (Ez6QX)

192

Update: fake journalists taking their seats before Trump speech.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:35 PM (x4XFu)

193 Marie Harf is lying again.

When Harf was at the State Department, Russian TV comedy shows were doing hilarious imitations of her.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (I2/tG)

194 The Karens are all going to be getting those 65K COVID tracker jobs.



Think they're bad now, just wait till the Karens have badges and a fat fed paycheck and the authority to have you arrested.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 15, 2020 12:33 PM (+7yf7)


Yes, once they've been made commissars they will be completely out of hand

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (AoTVE)

195 182 Posted by: Cuck Bot in action at May 15, 2020 12:32 PM (AMIL/)

Oh, marshmallow fudge! Forgot to remove yesterday's sock.

Posted by: Cuck Bot in action at May 15, 2020 12:35 PM (AMIL/)

Looks like I'm no smarter that a J-Skool Grad, today, dammit!!!

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (AMIL/)

196 HA is still a thing? Heh... who knew.

Posted by: IP at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (q2G/6)

197 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.
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Shocking they'd support what makes them heroes.

Shocking.

Posted by: MJ at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (gAMkn)

198 Well, having a vaccine would be great.

But, having a vaccine and having zero deaths from COVID-19 are two totally different things,

as our experience with the flu has proven over and over again.

Posted by: naturalfake


Like 23% to 35% effectiveness when they guess wrong.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (5/lDN)

199 The speed and decimation of our economy could only be done by the government(s). No natural phenomenon could have achieved this.

The democrats are better than the soviets and better than Chavez/Madurro. Be proud donkey-commies. you are number 1.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (pw+jk)

200 Omg...stepped out to do some weeding in the backyard and ace posts a classic. Karenwaffe!..lmao

Posted by: Pliney at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (nzKWW)

201 179 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.


Those people are sharks

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (tQbpU)

202 Is it ok to fap to this post? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: thirteen28 at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (GdJ+p)

203 >>> He left a few months after Malkin sold the site, and the leftward slide became very apparent pretty much the first day he was gone.

bryan preston. Only met him once, barely have interacted with him, but always liked him.

Posted by: ace at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (PbpT7)

204 172. Nothing says failing campaign more than the selection of a VP candidate that has never won an election.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (svbBD)

205
There was another guy who was posting there back then that
was more conservative than either Allah or Ed. He left a few months
after Malkin sold the site, and the leftward slide became very apparent
pretty much the first day he was gone.


Bryan Preston? He was always a good read.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (oVJmc)

206 Be a patriot!

Los Angeles County@CountyofLA
We know that businesses are working hard to adhere to the #SaferAtHome orders, but if you need to report a business for non-compliance, please call 888-700-9995 Monday-Friday (8 am- 5 pm)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)

207 171
Oh ffs. I just heard about Trump's "Operation Warp Speed" and I thought it was about rebooting the economy.

No. It's about getting a COVID vaccine.


I no longer hope for anything of use from the Karen-in-Chief. Trump checked out of this shit over a month ago. Fucking useless. If he's the cheerleader for reopening and recovery, he's the fat cheerleader at the bottom of the pyramid.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (+7yf7)

208 The sad part in all this shutdown his is that my life didn't change much at all.

Posted by: USNtakim at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (0OmEj)

209 Think they're bad now, just wait till the Karens have badges and a fat fed paycheck and the authority to have you arrested.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 15, 2020 12:33 PM (+7yf7)

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Fort
Sumter

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (nw6Hr)

210 93 81 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

That industry seems uber Woke. Would like nurse's opinion on that.
Posted by: tubal

I work in a non union workplace.
by design

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2020 12:37 PM (d7Ww2)

211 -
--



I'm sure this is all just a Science-Based Determination that Karenpundit
has made here. I'm sure he titrated some chemical indicator into an
Erlenmeyer flask, catalyzing with heat from a Bunsen Burner (TM) from
the Cheryl Tiegs Collection (TM), and making careful note of changes in
the meniscus level as well as any reaction with Metallic Sodium (TM)
from the Kenneth Cole Celebrity Collection (TM) while wearing his little
white lab-frock from the Bill Nye Science Junior Rangers! Collection (TM) .

And then the readout from his chemical assay turned out to be: "Fuck Grandma, I want to go to Hot Topic and feel pretty again."


-

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That's some classic Ace right there.


Posted by: irright at May 15, 2020 12:37 PM (pMGkg)

212 i see bryan preston at PJ Media lately, I think.

I try to not like PJ Media because it's run by a NeverTrumper who make sure she has as many NeverTrumpers as possible on their limited payroll, but I do see Bryan Preston over there sometimes.

Posted by: ace at May 15, 2020 12:37 PM (PbpT7)

213 Quite tired of the 'Learn to code' meme. Sorry, it actually takes some
amount of intellectual ability to create decent code. I don't think
these hacks can get past the scratchpad stuff.


I'm annoyed about all the "kids must learn to code" and "we must teach all girls JavaScript" types of feel-good bullshit for the same reason. Not everyone can or should. It's like claiming you have to be able to rebuild a Slant Six to get a driver's license.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2020 12:37 PM (6XLoz)

214 Mistakenly clicked a HA link a few months ago, I actively try not to, but since I was there I looked around. I couldn't help but notice that it was flooded with tens of comments.

Posted by: IP at May 15, 2020 12:37 PM (q2G/6)

215 162 Need to buy a Karenwaffle iron.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 15, 2020 12:33 PM (aKsyK)

I bot a double Belgian waffle iron. I like the Belgians better than the Karens

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 15, 2020 12:37 PM (Xt7n2)

216 197 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.
-----------

When the curve flattens their job I think they will sing a different tune..

Posted by: Pliney at May 15, 2020 12:37 PM (nzKWW)

217 81 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

Members or union leaders?

Posted by: clutch at May 15, 2020 12:38 PM (9UmRs)

218 No. It's about getting a COVID vaccine.

What a waste.
Posted by: Notorious BFD


Only took 26 years to get a vaccine for the Gold Standards of Pandemics. 1918-1919 to 1945.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 12:38 PM (5/lDN)

219 BTW. I believe Michelle Malkin lurks here sometimes. IIRC, she posted a comment one night a few months back.

But I'm getting old and memory is fuzzy ...

Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at May 15, 2020 12:38 PM (AHq56)

220 SHAKER HEIGHTS, Ohio-- A former Cleveland Clinic doctor was arrested at his Shaker Heights home Thursday afternoon, for sharing U.S. funded research with the Chinese government.

Dr. Oing Wang is charged with making false claims and wire fraud in relation to more than $3.6 million in grant funding provided to his research team at the Cleveland Clinic by The National Institutes of Health."

Fauci-Funding Strikes Again!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 15, 2020 12:38 PM (m6qV1)

221 I've known a lot of nurses. Trust me when I tell you our nurse ratched is rare among the breed.

Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2020 12:38 PM (XxJt1)

222 Be a patriot!

Los Angeles County@CountyofLA
We know that businesses are working hard to adhere to the #SaferAtHome orders, but if you need to report a business for non-compliance, please call 888-700-9995 Monday-Friday (8 am- 5 pm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)


ATTACKWATCH!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

223 Los Angeles County@CountyofLA

We know that businesses are working hard to adhere to the
#SaferAtHome orders, but if you need to report a business for
non-compliance, please call 888-700-9995 Monday-Friday (8 am- 5 pm)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)


Stasi: Well done comrades

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (AoTVE)

224 Our hospital has the "Heroes Work Here" banners all over the place. To me that's a bit unseemly. It's one thing to have others compliment you. It's another to be self congratulatory.

Besides, a lot of these heroes have been furloughed due to low census so they're not really working much at all.

Posted by: Pete Seria at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (7ZQe3)

225 Methinks if you want to take one of those contact tracers jobs you better be armed, secure your home and learn some self defense. The counter attack to being surveilled is to counter surveil.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (dIpnE)

226 What makes them dumb is to think that someone well established in another career could pick up "coding" just like that.

But that's the joke behind the "learn to code" meme. People become journalists because they can't deal with numbers and structured logical thinking. The whole joke is that it's obvious that they would make terrible programmers.

The fact that they were telling coal miners to "learn to code" is just icing on the cake.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (I2/tG)

227

What disease are these people trying to cure -- coronavirus, or Trumpism?

It's really Trumpism, isn't it? I mean, that seems pretty obvious at this point.





That was obvious from the outset, even before the media let the phrase "Trump's Katrina" slip.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (oVJmc)

228 Faulkner taking Harf to the woodshed.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (x4XFu)

229 Ace in case you're still in the comments, I've got another "skull" for you.

This was based on an idea by ShainS in case we get a really juicy skull-worthy Brennan story. Which I'm guessing is coming. So maybe file it away if you like it.

https://tinyurl.com/yah2sjf5

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (yokAj)

230
aw some online speculation that Susan Rice might be the Dem VP pick
Posted by: vmom here's Gen Flynn's book

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Seems like a good idea. Get a Deep Stater who knows ObamaGate from A to Z.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (G51Gf)

231 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.
Posted by: Jane D'oh



Members or union leaders?
Posted by: clutch


If you've got 13,000 union leaders, I think I see where the problem is.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (5/lDN)

232
Also, Ace's vitriolic, tendentious parody of Twitter biologists like that weirdo AP was funny as fuck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (wkUwm)

233 Stay safe.
Posted by: Fuzzfeed
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I f'ing hate that saying too!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (UUBmN)

234
Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.

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..... and a child shall lead them.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (nw6Hr)

235 210 93 81 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

That industry seems uber Woke. Would like nurse's opinion on that.
Posted by: tubal

I work in a non union workplace.
by design
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2020 12:37 PM (d7Ww2)


Thanks for the response nurse. I am just going on impressions, and wanna be fair.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 12:40 PM (bCLt0)

236 Posted by: El Jefe at May 15, 2020 12:33 PM <<<<<
Nah, you're good. I think when new information is known, you're position can change. HCQ works for many. Heat and Light kill the virus. Virus spreads in enclosed dark places with recirculated air. Small segment of population have critical issues with virus. People are dying as a result of closed economy. Masks are of little help. People under 20 are not spreaders.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 15, 2020 12:40 PM (r+sAi)

237 All they had to do was ask nicely for us oldies to stay at home and give us some extra dough.

Did you also know that many states with certain situations allow EBT money to be used to have food delivered?

But NOT the great state of PA. No. And Ol' Wolfie and his pal (think they play hide the weiner in the Governor's mansion?) won't all tele Medicine either cause abortions can't be done!!!!

So now they're forcing us oldies to come out into the swirling cesspool of Corona and claim they're rooting for us and wrecking the economy so we're safe but meanwhile they're making it as hard as possible for us to actually BE safe and ruining everyone else's life.

Me, I stay home unless absolutely necessary and only go places I can keep my distance.


And Unlike what that poll supposedly showed, I'm not mad at Trump. I'm mad at who he's for some reason put in charge and spewing crap and at the Governor of my state.


Tom Wolf is gonna have some explain' to do soon. This and the scam of trashing the congressional district in cahoots with the PA Supreme court shows just what and who he's all about.


At least Ed Rendell LIKED Pennsylvania. Wolf's from some other planet.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 15, 2020 12:40 PM (gwwiS)

238 201 179 Jeebus. 13,000 members of a nurses union support Gretchen Whitmer's lockdown.


Those people are sharks

Posted by: REDACTED at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (tQbpU)


Citizens of Michigan are being held prisoner by Whitless's lust for being Joey Forgetful's VP choice.

The Wuhan Bug outbreak came at a terrible time - a US Presidential Election Year.

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2020 12:40 PM (AMIL/)

239 68 Quite tired of the 'Learn to code' meme. Sorry, it actually takes some amount of intellectual ability to create decent code. I don't think these hacks can get past the scratchpad stuff.
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 15, 2020 12:21 PM (KXkkH)

Well the meme specifically implies that the target of the satire does not have the intellectual capacity to learn to code. It was originally a media taunt aimed at factory workers and miners.

Posted by: Someguy at May 15, 2020 12:40 PM (Zm+LZ)

240 bryan preston. Only met him once, barely have interacted with him, but always liked him.
That's it! I couldn't remember the name, but I really liked his writing.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2020 12:40 PM (6XLoz)

241 But, from what little I've seen of the art direction on this movie, we're getting the same old "2001", "Star Wars" look. His "DUNE" looks like it was designed by a particularly slow group of PTA Moms.

Lynch's "DUNE" is a near-miss at greatness but it's very very far from a bad movie.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2020 12:29 PM (z0XD

it gets worse, they've gone and made Liet a woman. a founder of the fremen is now a woman. it totally destroys the entire character arc and theme.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 15, 2020 12:40 PM (8D42x)

242 So many words have been devalued over the last few years. Now you're a fucking hero if you get off your ass and go to work.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 15, 2020 12:40 PM (o2MD2)

243 Los Angeles County@CountyofLA

We know that businesses are working hard to adhere to the
#SaferAtHome orders, but if you need to report a business for
non-compliance, please call 888-700-9995 Monday-Friday (8 am- 5 pm)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 12:36 PM (+y/Ru)


wow

spiraling

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:40 PM (x4XFu)

244 Remember "DUNE" is set in a grimy psychic-bio-mechanical future.

Lynch captured that to a tea.

He captured about 30% of the book, then jammed in that stupid weapon and had the fremen walking around with their heads exposed because actors hate to have their face covered. Most of the really interesting parts of the book were left out for time constraints. It was like doing Godfather in one movie, leaving out the subplot of Sonny being killed and Fredo messing up in Vegas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 12:34 PM (KZzsI)


Not sure I'd agree about the important parts of the book being let out.

The main through line of the book dealt with who Paul was and what he would become.

The weapon though a cram in was a shorthand way to illustrate Paul's power.

Uncovered heads? Well, you're right on that.

But, man, wait to you see the still suits in the new movie.

They look like something I would've designed from towels and bedsheets when I was a kid.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2020 12:40 PM (z0XD8)

245 I bot a double Belgian waffle iron. I like the Belgians better than the Karens

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 15, 2020 12:37 PM (Xt7n2)

It's a Flemish thing, amirite?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 15, 2020 12:40 PM (DjiZK)

246 Or that one reporter who went to film an "open up the state" rally and was all shocked and mortified that the people there were not friendly and welcoming

What the living hell did you exactly expect???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 12:29 PM (KZzsI)

The same way they are oh so upset and horrified when Trump responds in kind to their upsetting and horrific treatment of him.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 15, 2020 12:41 PM (9hauA)

247 BTW. I believe Michelle Malkin lurks here sometimes. IIRC, she posted a comment one night a few months back.

But I'm getting old and memory is fuzzy ...



Posted by: Palindrome Paduan at May 15, 2020 12:38 PM (AHq56)

I remember the day Breitbart left a comment here out of nowhere. It was like the best thing.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 12:41 PM (yokAj)

248

Faulkner taking Harf to the woodshed.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (x4XFu)

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Oh.... thats hawt.


Ive loved Harris ever since she anchored in Kansas City.

Anchor Babe.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2020 12:41 PM (nw6Hr)

249 Ace in case you're still in the comments, I've got another "skull" for you.

This was based on an idea by ShainS in case we get a really juicy skull-worthy Brennan story. Which I'm guessing is coming. So maybe file it away if you like it.

https://tinyurl.com/yah2sjf5
Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (yokAj)
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Oh, I like that! I hope hope hope he gets frog-marched off to jail.

Posted by: bluebell at May 15, 2020 12:41 PM (/669Q)

250 What makes them dumb is to think that someone well established in another career could pick up "coding" just like that.

But that's the joke behind the "learn to code" meme. People become journalists because they can't deal with numbers and structured logical thinking. The whole joke is that it's obvious that they would make terrible programmers.

The fact that they were telling coal miners to "learn to code" is just icing on the cake.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


#LearnToFarm

Bloomberg thinks it's as easy as sticking in a seed and covering it with dirt.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 12:41 PM (5/lDN)

251 ace - this is somewhat related, as far as being done with journalists: this UFC guy has no patience for NYT claims

https://tinyurl.com/ycbcptdq

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2020 12:41 PM (bDqIh)

252

Trump up!!!!!!!!!1

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:41 PM (x4XFu)

253 I notice Insty links a lot to HotAir.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 12:41 PM (bCLt0)

254 If you were good at your media job, you wouldn't be losing it.

Learn to dig graves canals.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 15, 2020 12:22 PM


FIFY

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 15, 2020 12:41 PM (ejd/p)

255 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

PDT up.

Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 12:41 PM (Ot4ka)

256 Well the meme specifically implies that the target of the satire does
not have the intellectual capacity to learn to code. It was originally a
media taunt aimed at factory workers and miners.

I feel like factory workers and miners have a better chance to be good at it than journalists. At least they understand applying yourself and putting in actual work, and they're clear that they're doing a job to make money. Journalists are doing it to Change The World.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2020 12:42 PM (6XLoz)

257 BTW. I believe Michelle Malkin lurks here sometimes. IIRC, she posted a comment one night a few months back.

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Shit.... she went to the ONT???

Nightstalkers...... arent quit right in the head...

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2020 12:42 PM (nw6Hr)

258 "Karenwaffe Propaganda media whine when covid claims their jobs."

Hee hee.....Now lets do Federal, State and Local govt employees. This shit won't stop until they feel the pain of their policies.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 15, 2020 12:42 PM (cCxiu)

259 OT: Really wish I wouldn't have watched Ted Cruz's RT video of the NY cops taking down a mother who was stopped for not wearing a mask. Any LEO who decided this was a good idea should be ashamed.

My sister has 3 mixed race boys. Oldest son in law school. Middle will graduate in 3 1/2 years with double major from Vandy. Her husband (the father) grew up in NO. Great guy. But he had to teach all three boys how to behave safely around LEO just because they were PoC. From my BIL's perspective, (and he's not wrong) cops are not the good guys. After watching this video, I now agree.



Posted by: Turn Two at May 15, 2020 12:42 PM (asJBI)

260 "It's the Opening of America."

Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 12:42 PM (Ot4ka)

261 So Cal: flyover for hospitals today. San Diego will be between 12 and 1230. LA will be between 130 and two!

Posted by: keena at May 15, 2020 12:42 PM (RiTnx)

262 I notice Insty links a lot to HotAir.
Insty also links a lot to the HQ.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (6XLoz)

263
We know that businesses are working hard to adhere to the

#SaferAtHome orders, but if you need to report a business for

non-compliance, please call 888-700-9995 Monday-Friday (8 am- 5 pm)

___

Here is California we do things the REICH way

Posted by: Gov Gruesome at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (WdocV)

264 So, I'm gonna take a vaccine authorized by the same people who have been wrong about everything. Sheeee-it!

Posted by: Old Dude at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (LGXGf)

265
Trump up!!!!!!!!!1
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

========

I don't want to hear spit about a vaccine (and anyway I can't because I'm in a teleconference right now lol). I just hope he smacks a few reporters.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (G51Gf)

266 Did Governor Whitmer in Michigan really also put Wuhan Flu victims into

nursing homes? What is it with hard-left governors wanting to murder

elderly??

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As you could find on their websites (and still can in most cases), NY, NJ, PA, MI, CA, and IL all used the same boilerplate directive of requiring nursing homes to accept covid patients that were "clinically stable.

NY was just most effecient in depopulating nursing homes.

Posted by: Methos at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (kOpft)

267 Welcome to the Hotel Karenfornia
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (+y/Ru)

268 I hate the "Stay safe"admonishment but I do sometimes tell people to "Stay healthy".

Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (XxJt1)

269 "We're going to be taking care of our most vulnerable."

Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (Ot4ka)

270 waffle related - chaffles (keto version of waffles)

1 cup mozzarella1/2 block of cream cheese1 egg
same texture as a waffle but a little heavier and friggin delicious

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (DjiZK)

271 I keep asking why we need "conservative bloggers" to recapitulate everything from Jake Tapper's Twitter timeline every day.

If we want to see liberal punditry, can't we just, you know, read liberal pundits? Why do we need Karenpundit to rewrite it for the Deplorables?

Posted by: ace


'Make Work' was a real thing in the normal economy.

Our local conservative radio station just reads AP reports verbatim then hands it off to the conservative commentators without a second of push back or recognition that they're just reading bullshit. Why?

" We need news, traffic, weather, and that talky guy. Here, you read this shit and then press the feed button."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (UdCe2)

272 Karen Waffen?

Or the Waffen Karen?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (Qemq8)

273 I feel like factory workers and miners have a better chance to be good at it than journalists. At least they understand applying yourself and putting in actual work, and they're clear that they're doing a job to make money. Journalists are doing it to Change The World.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2020 12:42 PM (6XLoz)

Probably. It is nevertheless an absurd and unhelpful comment to make to someone working in an entirely different field. Which is why their rudeness deserves turnabout as is happening.

Posted by: Someguy at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (Zm+LZ)

274 124 89 allahpundit lives in fear of being unmasked and murdered by allah fans for naming himself allah
Posted by: x at May 15, 2020 12:24 PM (nFwvY)


yeah

he might even be a fag, maybe
Posted by: REDACTED

this is how science is done. I propose a theory and then someone else has a better theory.

Posted by: x at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (nFwvY)

275 241 But, from what little I've seen of the art direction on this movie, we're getting the same old "2001", "Star Wars" look. His "DUNE" looks like it was designed by a particularly slow group of PTA Moms.

Lynch's "DUNE" is a near-miss at greatness but it's very very far from a bad movie.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 15, 2020 12:29 PM (z0XD

it gets worse, they've gone and made Liet a woman. a founder of the fremen is now a woman. it totally destroys the entire character arc and theme.
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 15, 2020 12:40 PM (8D42x)


So, woke, sounds like.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (bCLt0)

276 206
Be a patriot!



Los Angeles County@CountyofLA

We know that businesses are working hard to adhere to the
#SaferAtHome orders, but if you need to report a business for
non-compliance, please call 888-700-9995 Monday-Friday (8 am- 5 pm)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


The "Lives of Others" was a warning not a How To Guide.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (MVR7y)

277 I am also tired of pretending the Never Trump crowd has any sort of legitimate position other than OrangeManBad. They are shallow thinkers and have zero principles.

They ignore all of Trump's conservative accomplishments despite the biggest coordinated effort ever to bring a president down and just continue to be incoherent assholes. They are professional grifters who care nothing about anyone but themselves.

Fuck them. They can all go die in a fire and it won't cause me a second of remorse.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (ZLI7S)

278 Fauci wearing a mask. Keeping him muzzled is a good idea

Posted by: Jen the original at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (FwJEx)

279 Ed Rendell is a crook who operated at a stratospheric level of gangsterism. I don't like him. But I always listen to what he has to say.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 15, 2020 12:44 PM (wkUwm)

280 Really wish I wouldn't have watched Ted Cruz's RT video of the NY cops taking down a mother who was stopped for not wearing a mask.

------

Stop.

She got tackled for assaulting Walmart employees and LEO.s

Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2020 12:44 PM (nw6Hr)

281 I thought Karenpundit is a New Yorker, ace.

Didn't his whole thing start with getting red-pilled about Islam on 9-11?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 15, 2020 12:44 PM (yL25O)

282 The fact that they were telling coal miners to "learn to code" is just icing on the cake.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (I2/tG)

Yep. My criticism was directed towards journos. I know that people are just throwing back "learn to code" at the journos who dumbly started it in the first place. And I find it delicious.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 15, 2020 12:44 PM (9hauA)

283 Allah has gone from a covert operative for the Dems to an overt cheerleader.

All that, and he still doesn't have a gig at CNN and Meggie Mac married someone else

Posted by: kbdabear at May 15, 2020 12:44 PM (qAR6u)

284 waffle related - chaffles (keto version of waffles)

1 cup mozzarella1/2 block of cream cheese1 egg
same texture as a waffle but a little heavier and friggin delicious
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
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That's IT????
And you put this mixture into a waffle iron???

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 15, 2020 12:44 PM (UUBmN)

285 Fauci + gimp mask = good idea?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 15, 2020 12:45 PM (Qemq8)

286 Now, quit yer bitchin' and roll up that damned sleeve!

Posted by: The Fauci-Gates Consortium at May 15, 2020 12:45 PM (EgshT)

287 "What disease are these people trying to cure -- coronavirus, or Trumpism?"

Neither. They are trying to kill the republic, and they're not even smart or cogent enough to realize it.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2020 12:45 PM (VpIIl)

288
1 cup mozzarella1/2 block of cream cheese1 egg
same texture as a waffle but a little heavier and friggin delicious
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

=======

What on earth do you do with those ingredients? Whip them together and pour them into a waffle iron???

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2020 12:45 PM (G51Gf)

289 Don't forget Instapanic, shrieking shut the country down hard and fast, calling everyone who disagrees a troll who doesn't care if peoples parents die.

Then he makes money writing a column about the two Americas, saying how sorry he feels for people who are out of the job Because of the policies he insisted upon. That is chutzpah at feminist supporting Biden levels.

Posted by: Burkeanmama at May 15, 2020 12:45 PM (CYk5a)

290 Trump needs a pair of sunglasses

Posted by: Jen the original at May 15, 2020 12:45 PM (FwJEx)

291 Screw Bethany Mandel also, she was into the pro-lockdown hysteria until it started to become unpopular. Nothing I hate worse then these late to the party grifters on the right.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 15, 2020 12:46 PM (Mr80f)

292 225 Methinks if you want to take one of those contact tracers jobs you better be armed, secure your home and learn some self defense. The counter attack to being surveilled is to counter surveil.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (dIpnE)


Will all or most of the contract tracers be laid-off when this madness is over? Not if they are members of the AFSCME Union! And what would trained contact tracers and the special software and surveillance tools be useful for when not tracing Wuhan Bug carriers and everyone they contact?

Boy, I have no idea. Can anyone here think of something else they could trace?

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2020 12:46 PM (AMIL/)

293 262 I notice Insty links a lot to HotAir.
Insty also links a lot to the HQ.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (6XLoz)

He does?? I know he links the Bee a lot. I go to Insty every day. He seems a mixed bag sort of place. On balance, worth my time.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 12:46 PM (bCLt0)

294 I was told the answer to economic disjuncture is to apply for unemployment compensation and enjoy the ensuing lightness of being.

Of course, the people who said that are a bunch of economic illiterates.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 15, 2020 12:46 PM (XrCyE)

295 >>Lockdowns must continue until there is a vaccine. We're all in this together.

Would someone please tell this Karen pussyhead that there may never be a vaccine?

Posted by: Caliban at May 15, 2020 12:46 PM (QE8X6)

296 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE FRED FLINTSTONE at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 15, 2020 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

297 The media is generally stupid; Buzzfeed media is the stupidest of the stupid.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 15, 2020 12:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

298 Journalists.......#learn to be a politican

You already have this big pile of bullcrap, a shovel and experience at lying to the public. Kid, You're a natural.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 15, 2020 12:46 PM (cCxiu)

299 Azar isn't wearing a mask.

Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 12:46 PM (Ot4ka)

300 Oh ffs. I just heard about Trump's "Operation Warp Speed" and I thought it was about rebooting the economy.

No. It's about getting a COVID vaccine.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2020 12:34 PM (G51Gf)


Multitasking.

Americans will be the first to get French drugmaker's coronavirus vaccine because the US gave $30million for Sanofi's research before any other nation

Sanofi's CEO Paul Hudson told Bloomberg that the US will get the French company's vaccine - once it's ready - before any other country
He credited the US's funding contributions for prioritizing the US
The US gave Sanofi $30 million toward coronavirus vaccine research in February
Sanofi has a long-standing partnership with the US, and received $226 million to fund flu vaccine research in February


The French are complaining loudly about this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:46 PM (x4XFu)

301 229 Ace in case you're still in the comments, I've got another "skull" for you.

This was based on an idea by ShainS in case we get a really juicy skull-worthy Brennan story. Which I'm guessing is coming. So maybe file it away if you like it.

https://tinyurl.com/yah2sjf5
Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (yokAj)

LOL...

Posted by: browndog at May 15, 2020 12:46 PM (gD6Ka)

302 Why pay 100 journalists when all it takes is 2 or 3 to cut and paste the deep state talking points as they come in from the DNC?

Posted by: Tentotwo at May 15, 2020 12:46 PM (yhf6w)

303 Tell fauci he has to wear that fucking mask for the rest of his life...we can't be too safe. If it saves just one life.

Posted by: Pliney at May 15, 2020 12:46 PM (nzKWW)

304 I did a 30 second run of the enemy networks and we really are living in different worlds completely

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2020 12:47 PM (85Gof)

305 French Drugmaker Sparks Outrage In France By Asserting U.S. Would Receive Covid-19 Vaccine First

heh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:47 PM (x4XFu)

306 262 I notice Insty links a lot to HotAir.
Insty also links a lot to the HQ.
Posted by: Ian S.

that's Driscoll

Posted by: x at May 15, 2020 12:47 PM (nFwvY)

307 295 >>Lockdowns must continue until there is a vaccine. We're all in this together.

Would someone please tell this Karen pussyhead that there may never be a vaccine?
Posted by: Caliban at May 15, 2020 12:46 PM (QE8X6)

He's trolling them. That's not his actual position.

Posted by: Someguy at May 15, 2020 12:47 PM (Zm+LZ)

308 Hello! I am in an office teams meeting about Chinese virus. Blah blah blah
Posted by: IC

Hiya IC !

Ya shoulda sniffed some pepper before and sneezed over everything !

Posted by: JT at May 15, 2020 12:47 PM (arJlL)

309 Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People's Hair

Is it The Babylon Bee, or is it fiction? Almost can't tell any more.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 15, 2020 12:47 PM (yOf1t)

310 Operation Warp Speed

acronym failures

OWS

Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 12:47 PM (Ot4ka)

311 That's IT????

And you put this mixture into a waffle iron???

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 15, 2020 12:44 PM (UUBmN)

whisk the egg, add to the cheese. soften the cream cheese and mix in.

drop a dollop on the iron and let it go for about 4 mins. golden brown with a chewy center. Great for breakfast sandwiches.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 15, 2020 12:47 PM (DjiZK)

312 That might have been the start. Malkin is a bit of a prude, and probably told Allah to tone it down a bit. She and Morrissey were of compatible styles, but Allah had to check at least one testicle at the door when he signed on.

Posted by: Jenos Idanian at May 15, 2020 12:33 PM (Qf0BO)

I've never seen Malkin as a prude, she even repeats the vulgar insults that the lefty loons send to her constantly without blinking an eye.

She still follows my twitter account even though I've been doing boob pics daily for 8 years

Posted by: kbdabear at May 15, 2020 12:47 PM (qAR6u)

313 I've known a lot of nurses. Trust me when I tell you our nurse ratched is rare among the breed.

I was once on a jury for a repeatedly-convicted drug dealer, who got popped with lots of meth in an area that people went to to buy meth. He was a party before he went off to sell drugs that evening.

The one witness in his defense was an RN who was at the party who tried to cast aspersions on part of the prosecution's case, and served as a character witness for the guy.

I thought: "You have interesting friends for a registered nurse."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2020 12:48 PM (I2/tG)

314 >>I notice Insty links a lot to HotAir.


Aren't PJ Media and HotAir both owned by the same company now?

Cross promotion!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2020 12:48 PM (bDqIh)

315 Here's a question I keep asking: Why does "conservative media" hire a lot of liberals who regurgitate the same crap we all see at AP, Reuters, and NPR?†

If we want to see liberal punditry, can't we just, you know, read liberal pundits? Why do we need Karenpundit to rewrite it for the Deplorables?†

Posted by: ace at May 15, 2020 12:35 PM (PbpT7)

They think they can keep selling to the rubes while gatekeeping them. Based on the fact Hot Air and Instapundit are owned by the same people- which is the only reason Ed Driscoll and Stephen Green can find work with their cuckery- they might even be right.

But a lot of nationalists are becoming hip to the trick. The mass of them read Breitbart, Infowars, and GatewayPundit. The smarter/ edgier ones read Sailer and VD. It's a 5 million channel universe. You don't need Glenn Reynolds, Ben Shapiro, or anyone else to tell you what to think. Personally, Ace is best because he actually likes his audience and they like each other. Trolling is punished, meeting up is encouraged. I like it best here.

Posted by: trev006 at May 15, 2020 12:48 PM (N+zYB)

316 304 I did a 30 second run of the enemy networks and we really are living in different worlds completely
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2020 12:47 PM (85Gof)


Cannot see the path to a rapprochement any more.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 12:48 PM (bCLt0)

317 Aw....employees at Vice got laid off.


That is a good enough reason to start drinking.

Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 15, 2020 12:48 PM (BAXDz)

318 In the NEW DUNE there won't be any Sand Worms.

They'll All be Sand Vaginas.


Posted by: jakee308 at May 15, 2020 12:48 PM (gwwiS)

319 "Karenwaffe" is pretty damned good.

I also like "Twatwaffe"...

Posted by: Text Lovera at May 15, 2020 12:48 PM (4yfFl)

320 They asked us what we thought of contact tracing, temperature checks and other health tracking as a condition to come back into the office. Even here, I can't print some of the responses.

Our HR person is one of the top Karen Sturm gruppenfuher. I'm pretty sure there were some words in there she never heard before.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2020 12:48 PM (VpIIl)

321 Tell fauci he has to wear that fucking mask for the rest of his life...we can't be too safe. If it saves just one life.
Posted by: Pliney at May 15, 2020 12:46 PM (nzKWW)


I thought he was self quarantined.

WTF is he doing standing next to The President?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 15, 2020 12:48 PM (Zz0t1)

322 The most humorous part to me of the media continuing to implode economically is that they should have been least impacted by an economic shutdown.

I guess maybe advertising dollars are on hold right now. Is that the issue?

Because there are more eyeballs x more internet screen time right now then ever before in history.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 15, 2020 12:48 PM (yL25O)

323 What makes it funny is that they CAN'T learn to code. The whole reason they went into "liberal arts" and ended up as "writers" is because they have zero STEM skills in the first place.

The job hierarchy:

You are strong --> get job involving physical labor
You are smart --> get job in tech industry
You are neither strong nor smart --> become a "writer" for a jive-ass left-wing web site.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2020 12:48 PM (N9G0H)

324
Multitasking.

Americans will be the first to get French drugmaker's coronavirus vaccine because the US gave $30million for Sanofi's research before any other nation

Posted by: artisanal 'ette

===========

Do we even know if a vaccine will be useful? Except for getting us over this excuse of "Not until we get a vaccine" (at which point, the goalpost will change to "Not until everyone is vaccinatd").

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2020 12:49 PM (G51Gf)

325 Karenwaffe...that is brilliant! Also, I just took a peek at today's Gorilla Pundit. That...that...thing is the top health director for PA?! Holy Moses... There aren't enough SMHs in the world.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 15, 2020 12:49 PM (O+I8R)

326 Don't know who posted the link
https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/
thanks.

Upcoming Events
2:00 PM EDT
Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Holds a Press Briefing


4:00 PM EDT
President Trump Delivers Remarks at a Presidential Recognition Ceremony: Hard Work, Heroism & Hope

Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2020 12:49 PM (5NHwY)

327 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE FRED FLINTSTONE at May 15, 2020 12:48 PM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 15, 2020 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

328 He does?? I know he links the Bee a lot. I go to Insty every day. He seems a mixed bag sort of place. On balance, worth my time.
Yeah. Ironically, Ed Morissey does most of the links to the HQ, often complete with copying Ace's headline. But the others do too.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2020 12:49 PM (6XLoz)

329 Malkin is a tough opinionated unafraid bitch. She's nothing like fucking Milquetoast Morrissey. I can't figure out what the hell you're talking about.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 12:49 PM (yokAj)

330 315 >>I notice Insty links a lot to HotAir.


Aren't PJ Media and HotAir both owned by the same company now?

Cross promotion!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2020 12:48 PM (bDqIh)

Did not know that, thanks for the education.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 12:49 PM (bCLt0)

331 @298: "Journalists.......#learn to be a politican"


There's a glut on the market on politicians. We have way too many of them. We need fewer politicians and more statesmen.

Posted by: Qoheleth at May 15, 2020 12:49 PM (lY4np)

332 That's IT????

And you put this mixture into a waffle iron???

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 15, 2020 12:44 PM (UUBmN)

whisk the egg, add to the cheese. soften the cream cheese and mix in.

drop a dollop on the iron and let it go for about 4 mins. golden brown with a chewy center. Great for breakfast sandwiches.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
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So there is egg in addition to the mozzarella and cream cheese???
Could you start from the beginning with ingredients and directions? You can't just leave us hanging here.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 15, 2020 12:49 PM (UUBmN)

333

4-star General part of the team.
Looks good so far.
Trump doing great.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:50 PM (x4XFu)

334
WTF is he doing standing next to The President?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe!

=======

Optics.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2020 12:50 PM (G51Gf)

335 They now got a real doc now on team. Maybe will sideline Fauci further.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2020 12:50 PM (zr5Kq)

336 It appears in these challenging, difficult, trying, unprecidented times, Ace is now accepting product placements ads in his posts. Please, please no one tell Gwyneth.

Posted by: Boomers remember stuff at May 15, 2020 12:50 PM (vI+F1)

337 Learn to do that thingy with the computer software or learn to say "Welcome to Walmart"

Posted by: kbdabear at May 15, 2020 12:50 PM (qAR6u)

338 Reminder- On March 8th Fauci told us it wasn't necessary to wear a mask.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2020 12:50 PM (wiXsO)

339 Multitasking.

Americans will be the first to get French drugmaker's coronavirus vaccine because the US gave $30million for Sanofi's research before any other nation

Posted by: artisanal 'ette

I laughed when I read this because the French were having a cow...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2020 12:50 PM (Zmnko)

340 Los Angeles County@CountyofLA

We know that businesses are working hard to adhere to the #SaferAtHome orders, but if you need to report a business for non-compliance, please call 888-700-9995 Monday-Friday (8 am- 5 pm)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Seig Heil!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 12:50 PM (5/lDN)

341 Grandma isn't necessarily a good person. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 15, 2020 12:51 PM (NWiLs)

342 Update: fake journalists taking their seats before Trump speech.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

They shoulda used collapsible chairs......fake chairs for fake journalists !

Posted by: JT at May 15, 2020 12:51 PM (arJlL)

343 >>> Stop.

She got tackled for assaulting Walmart employees and LEO.s
Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2020 12:44 PM (nw6Hr)

The mother with the child? Walking up the stairs in the subway?

Posted by: Turn Two at May 15, 2020 12:51 PM (asJBI)

344 328 He does?? I know he links the Bee a lot. I go to Insty every day. He seems a mixed bag sort of place. On balance, worth my time.
Yeah. Ironically, Ed Morissey does most of the links to the HQ, often complete with copying Ace's headline. But the others do too.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2020 12:49 PM (6XLoz)

Thanks. Will start looking for them, more. Usually too dazzled by the great Amazon Deals!! wink, wink.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 12:51 PM (bCLt0)

345 Allahpundit peaked with the photoshops he used to do

Posted by: brak at May 15, 2020 12:51 PM (cG+eD)

346 I will chip in to a fund to buy plastic bag masks for every lefty.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 12:51 PM (yokAj)

347 "Why does "conservative media" hire a lot of liberals who regurgitate the same crap we all see at AP, Reuters, and NPR?"

Because they get more people to read their tripe under the guise of being "conservative" or "moderate". It is a way to try and lend some credibility to their obfuscation. The only problem is that has a shelf life. You can only fool people for so long.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 15, 2020 12:51 PM (VpIIl)

348 323 The most humorous part to me of the media continuing to implode economically is that they should have been least impacted by an economic shutdown.

I guess maybe advertising dollars are on hold right now. Is that the issue?

Because there are more eyeballs x more internet screen time right now then ever before in history.
Posted by: TexasDan


it's all about the advertisers, or lack thereof. I know many many people in the publishing/journalism field, and they're all on Misery Street. Advertisers have basically cancelled all ads for all newspaper and magazines and web sites. It is those ads which create the income. A publication could have a millions readers, but with no ads, those readers don't mean jack squat when it comes to income.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2020 12:51 PM (N9G0H)

349 I laughed when I read this because the French were having a cow...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2020 12:50 PM (Zmnko)


Those guys are fags!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 15, 2020 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

350 I think the Chicago bureau of Vice Media could find jobs at The Manhole...

Posted by: Text Lovera at May 15, 2020 12:51 PM (4yfFl)

351 Optics.

Bad optics.

Posted by: The Fauci-Gates Consortium at May 15, 2020 12:52 PM (EgshT)

352 She still follows my twitter account even though I've been doing boob pics daily for 8 years.
Posted by: kbdabear


Hmmm... you don't think she's, um...

Posted by: IP at May 15, 2020 12:52 PM (q2G/6)

353 305 French Drugmaker Sparks Outrage In France By Asserting U.S. Would Receive Covid-19 Vaccine First

heh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:47 PM (x4XFu)

He who pays the piper gets to pick the tune. In this case, IIRC, Uncle chipped in to cover the development and test costs. The Republic Francais? Not one sous.

Let them drink camel urine.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 15, 2020 12:52 PM (yOf1t)

354 Come on man!

Posted by: Joe Biden's Sniffer at May 15, 2020 12:52 PM (WDB8m)

355 261 So Cal: flyover for hospitals today. San Diego will be between 12 and 1230. LA will be between 130 and two!
Posted by: keena at May 15, 2020 12:42 PM (RiTnx)

Yeah, flying over empty hospitals.

OK then.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 15, 2020 12:52 PM (NgKpN)

356 Reminder- On March 8th Fauci told us it wasn't necessary to wear a mask.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2020 12:50 PM (wiXsO)

Vaunted CDC did not recomend wearing masks EVER. Neither during swine flu, nor SARS and MERS.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2020 12:52 PM (zr5Kq)

357
drop a dollop on the iron and let it go for about 4 mins. golden brown with a chewy center. Great for breakfast sandwiches.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

=======

How do you get this out of hte waffle iron? I assume it's ultra-teflon or greased like mad.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2020 12:52 PM (G51Gf)

358 All the taxes small business paid to the county of Los Angeles will be used to pay the police officers that arrest them for trying to continue to do business.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 15, 2020 12:52 PM (oVJmc)

359 Wasn't there a song called "California, Uber Alles"? I think the Dead Kennedy's sang it.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 15, 2020 12:52 PM (MVR7y)

360 The French are complaining loudly about this.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:46 PM (x4XFu)



While backpedaling.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 15, 2020 12:52 PM (Ozpxd)

361 Sanofi sounds uncomfortably like Sonobi.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 12:52 PM (bCLt0)

362 Braenyard, are you over here right now?

https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

12:00 PM EDT
President Trump Delivers Remarks on Vaccine Development
The White House

Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 12:53 PM (Ot4ka)

363 One of my siblings is in the hospital a lot, So I've had a lot of experiences with nurses. I generally find them to be quite good, more caring than docs. With docs, it's kind of a crapshoot. And it's not uncommon that they clearly don't know what is going on.

That being said, the nurse hero worship is getting ridiculous.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 15, 2020 12:53 PM (9hauA)

364 can't watch the Trump presser right now - please to be updating us

Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at May 15, 2020 12:53 PM (G546f)

365 The Chinese state newspaper Global Times cited Chinese military experts on Thursday urging Beijing to join hands with the government of Russia and demand an international probe into American biological laboratories, an effort to fuel the Communist Party conspiracy theory that the U.S. Army caused the Chinese coronavirus pandemic.

Fuck you and drop dead...our friends? I don't think so.
Have I said fuck you and shove it up your red ass yet?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2020 12:53 PM (85Gof)

366 Karenwaffe...that is brilliant! Also, I just took a peek at today's Gorilla Pundit. That...that...thing is the top health director for PA?! Holy Moses... There aren't enough SMHs in the world.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 15, 2020 12:49 PM (O+I8R)


We need a KaK - Karen abwher Kanone. I am sure others here can come up with a much better Anti-Karen weapon term with appropriate acronym.

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2020 12:53 PM (AMIL/)

367 342 Update: fake journalists taking their seats before Trump speech.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

They shoulda used collapsible chairs......fake chairs for fake journalists !
Posted by: JT at May 15, 2020 12:51 PM (arJlL)

Whoopie cushions on every chair.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 15, 2020 12:53 PM (Uu+Jp)

368 Hey, mr. you-with-no-name and the skulls... you're pretty good at this.

Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2020 12:54 PM (XxJt1)

369 315 >>I notice Insty links a lot to HotAir.


Aren't PJ Media and HotAir both owned by the same company now?

Cross promotion!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2020 12:48 PM (bDqIh)

Did not know that, thanks for the education.
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 12:49 PM (bCLt0)

I almost hate to ask this, but I've made an observation. Ed Driscoll links to AoS on Insty, but Glenn Reynolds never does - at least I've never noticed.

Has anyone else noticed that?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 15, 2020 12:54 PM (iuFgi)

370
That being said, the nurse hero worship is getting ridiculous.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 15, 2020 12:53 PM (9hauA)


You're mind will be changed with another Tik-Tok video!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 15, 2020 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)

371 Karenwaffe?! GENIUS. I want a tshirt!

I know, #twoweeks

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2020 12:54 PM (ocvj/)

372 That Karenator is out there, it can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop until it speaks to your manager.

Posted by: An Observation at May 15, 2020 12:54 PM (D71Tk)

373 334
WTF is he doing standing next to The President?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe!

=======

Optics.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2020 12:50 PM (G51Gf)

Muzzled!

Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 12:54 PM (Ot4ka)

374 282 The fact that they were telling coal miners to "learn to code" is just icing on the cake.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (I2/tG)

Yep. My criticism was directed towards journos. I know that people are just throwing back "learn to code" at the journos who dumbly started it in the first place. And I find it delicious.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 15, 2020 12:44 PM (9hauA

Here is the salient point: I don't think those journo-hacks can even comprehend the joke. You all are giving them far too much credit.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at May 15, 2020 12:54 PM (KXkkH)

375 Unlike the navel-gazing kombucha-snorting thc-overdosing neckbeards of Vice, I actually am trying to "learn to code." Guess what? It's hard work. I don't get to just surf Twitter all day churning out listicles or hard hitting exposes of Jared Kushner's cousin's best friend's minor investment in a toenail clipper company.

Lolgf Vice, like Buzzfeed.

Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2020 12:54 PM (786Ro)

376 funemployment!!

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at May 15, 2020 12:54 PM (4a9Vv)

377 Vmom, Trump brought two new people on board a doc and a military guy. He is talking vaccines and distribution. New doc will speak after Trump done.

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2020 12:54 PM (zr5Kq)

378 That being said, the nurse hero worship is getting ridiculous.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself

agree 100%

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2020 12:54 PM (d7Ww2)

379 Aren't PJ Media and HotAir both owned by the same company now?

Along with Townhall, Twitchy, Red State, and Bearing Arms.

They're still trying to get people to pay $50 or $90 for their "VIP" content - you too can subsidize Allahpundit.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 15, 2020 12:55 PM (I2/tG)

380 Trump is live now with Fauci behind him with a gag on his face.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2020 12:55 PM (5NHwY)

381 My wife is a retired nurse. Nurses have changed.

Posted by: Archer at May 15, 2020 12:55 PM (gmo/4)

382 oops old sock

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 15, 2020 12:55 PM (G546f)

383 Two new doctors on board; I haven't caught their names, yet; they'll be speaking after PDT.

Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 12:55 PM (Ot4ka)

384 Allahpundit peaked with the photoshops he used to do
You can judge how OG someone is in the conservative blogosphere by if they crack up laughing when you say "Bitchslap in Beantown".

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2020 12:55 PM (6XLoz)

385 Yahoos on car horns trying to disrupt Trump's Rose Garden briefing.

Posted by: filbert at May 15, 2020 12:55 PM (NiXyF)

386 "Vaccine or no vaccine: we're back."
--PDT

Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 12:55 PM (Ot4ka)

387 378 That being said, the nurse hero worship is getting ridiculous.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself

agree 100%

Me too, although I have been in the hospital a couple of times and the Nurses do all the work... Most are great...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (Zmnko)

388
Bad optics.
Posted by: The Fauci-Gates Consortium

========

For people who can see, yes. For others:

"Notably absent from Trump's science-free wild-ass fantasy session was the now-suppressed Master Genius Physician Anthony Lorenzo de' Medici Fauci."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (G51Gf)

389 345 Allahpundit peaked with the photoshops he used to do
Posted by: brak


When was that -- 2002? I do believe it was.

Confession booth: Allahpundit's Photoshops were the very very first "conservative blogger" content I ever saw. And I'm almost positive that it was 2002. I was amazed that people could just post their jokes 'n' stuff on the Internet. I thought they were pretty funny! A couple months later, I started my own site. So he'll always be my "first," event though by now haven't looked at Hot Air in about 8 years.

Posted by: zombie at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (N9G0H)

390 Heh. So I just opened up the great clips app to see if I could get a hair cut today since this is the start of them being opened up per the tyrant governor dickhead DeWine. Can't do online check in the moment. And 180+ minute wait. Gosh who saw that coming.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (G2zl5)

391 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE FRED FLINTSTONE at May 15, 2020 12:55 PM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

392 Why is Fauci standing so close to Trump?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (wiXsO)

393 Yahoos on car horns trying to disrupt Trump's Rose Garden briefing.
Posted by: filbert at May 15, 2020 12:55 PM (NiXyF)

Trump just said it's truckers demonstrating FOR him.

Weird.

Posted by: filbert at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (NiXyF)

394 183 Do we want him to join the Re-Open chorus or not?



If we shame him into going back to the "Keep it shut down forever"... how does that advance our interests?





Posted by: El Jefe at May 15, 2020 12:24 PM (Ae67h)

The better question who gives a fuck what that asshole thinks about anything besides his mother who should have used protection.
Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 12:35 PM (yokAj)

******

Sure, I get it. I feel you.

Q: "What is best in life?"

A: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women."

And some people just have to be beaten. To quote a oldtime commenter now long gone..."Sometimes you just have to break a Bitch."

But some people come around.

Off the top of my head...David Horowitz used to be a screaming red diaper baby leftist.

Today? Not so much.

Eh... Maybe we need to expel the traitors and 5th columnists...but encourage defectors from the other side.

But we do need to expand our influence and power...not contract it.

Posted by: El Jefe at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (Ae67h)

395 The most humorous part to me of the media continuing to implode economically is that they should have been least impacted by an economic shutdown.

I guess maybe advertising dollars are on hold right now. Is that the issue?

Because there are more eyeballs x more internet screen time right now then ever before in history.
Posted by: TexasDan



That's because all the eyeballs are on Pronhub.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (5/lDN)

396 Bryan Preston was the fifth Beatle and the sixth Rolling Stone.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (gd9RK)

397
BUMPED: My hot take as a poorly-aging baby boomer talking about rock bands that haven't been relevant in 40 years
Read the whole thing.

Cross posted at Ed Driscoll .com

BUMPED

Posted by: Ed Driscoll at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (cG+eD)

398 agree 100%
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2020 12:54 PM (d7Ww2)


But where's YOUR Tik-Tok video?

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 15, 2020 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

399 Truckers are circling the White House blowing their horns.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2020 12:57 PM (5NHwY)

400 Our hospital has the "Heroes Work Here" banners all over the place. To me that's a bit unseemly. It's one thing to have others compliment you. It's another to be self congratulatory.

It's usually the staff of the hospital that does this kind of stuff. And volunteers.

I know this because my parents volunteer and do stuff like this (before virus) to keep morale up and some cheer. They volunteer at a VA and it's pretty bad sometimes. Lots of suicides, etc.

Not sure the nurses put it up...

I have a niece who is also a nurse (lots of med peeps in my family) and she goes in day by day, but sees many who refuse to come in. People are afraid. This is new to many people, even in the profession. And no one is getting straight answers.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:57 PM (x4XFu)

401 Why is Fauci standing so close to Trump?
Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (wiXsO)

Cement shoes...next stop is the Potomac River

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2020 12:57 PM (85Gof)

402 366 Karenwaffe...that is brilliant! Also, I just took a peek at today's Gorilla Pundit. That...that...thing is the top health director for PA?! Holy Moses... There aren't enough SMHs in the world.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 15, 2020 12:49 PM (O+I8R)


We need a KaK - Karen abwher Kanone. I am sure others here can come up with a much better Anti-Karen weapon term with appropriate acronym.
Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2020 12:53 PM (AMIL/)

But the most dangerous Karen of all?

The Assault Karen. Its an African American Transexual Karen.

You know, its black with that little thing that goes up?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 15, 2020 12:57 PM (NgKpN)

403 That Karenator is out there, it can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop until it speaks to your manager.

--

LOL!

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 15, 2020 12:57 PM (O+I8R)

404 I almost hate to ask this, but I've made an observation. Ed Driscoll
links to AoS on Insty, but Glenn Reynolds never does - at least I've
never noticed.

Glenn himself doesn't post much of anything, although this morning he did post the number of the LA Karen Hotline and suggested people have fun with it.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2020 12:57 PM (6XLoz)

405 Hey, mr. you-with-no-name and the skulls... you're pretty good at this.
Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2020 12:54 PM (XxJt1)

Thanks creeper. I try.

I still have one I gave to ace which he never got to use in 2012. It was a Flaming Obama "hope" poster with the skull in place of his stupid face and the word "DONE". Looking back now, though, I'm glad.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 12:57 PM (uEbPt)

406 Vice?

F them especially.

Posted by: mnw at May 15, 2020 12:58 PM (Cssks)

407 385
Yahoos on car horns trying to disrupt Trump's Rose Garden briefing.


How? Nobody is allowed to drive on Pennsylvania Ave in front of the White House. 17th Street is too far away for that traffic, same for 15th. Plus it's in between the Treasury Dept and the Eisenhower Ex Bldg.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 15, 2020 12:58 PM (MVR7y)

408 I've never seen Malkin as a prude, she even repeats the vulgar insults that the lefty loons send to her constantly without blinking an eye.

She still follows my twitter account even though I've been doing boob pics daily for 8 years
Posted by: kbdabear at May 15, 2020 12:47 PM (qAR6u)


She had a big fit about Kid Rock doing a concert event for Ws second inauguration. That's where she gets a lot of the "prude" from.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 15, 2020 12:58 PM (G2zl5)

409 anybody catch new doc's name ?

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2020 12:58 PM (zr5Kq)

410 When was that -- 2002? I do believe it was.



Confession booth: Allahpundit's Photoshops were the very very first
"conservative blogger" content I ever saw. And I'm almost positive that
it was 2002. I was amazed that people could just post their jokes 'n'
stuff on the Internet. I thought they were pretty funny! A couple months
later, I started my own site. So he'll always be my "first," event
though by now haven't looked at Hot Air in about 8 years.


I stumbled across them in 2004 sometime but I think they had already been posted a while. A few months later I came across this blog. Time flies...

Posted by: brak at May 15, 2020 12:58 PM (cG+eD)

411 399 Truckers are circling the White House blowing their horns.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2020 12:57 PM (5NHwY)

Nice gesture, but it's annoying as hell.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 15, 2020 12:58 PM (Ez6QX)

412 Pharmaceutical executive Moncef Slaoui

Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 12:58 PM (Ot4ka)

413 392 Why is Fauci standing so close to Trump?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (wiXsO)


High hopes.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2020 12:58 PM (5NHwY)

414



Massive background noise at the presser.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:58 PM (x4XFu)

415 Reminder- On March 8th Fauci told us it wasn't necessary to wear a mask.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2020 12:50 PM


Thought crime!

We are peace with EastMaskia. We have always been at peace with EastMaskia. We are war with Orangemanbadia. We have always been at war with Orangemandbdia.

Big Karen is watching you.

Posted by: Hands at May 15, 2020 12:58 PM (786Ro)

416 Posted by: MIRROR UNIVERSE FRED FLINTSTONE at May 15, 2020 12:57 PM (Pzzpr)

You DICK!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 15, 2020 12:58 PM (Zz0t1)

417 378
That being said, the nurse hero worship is getting ridiculous.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself



agree 100%

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 15, 2020 12:54 PM (d7Ww2)
The word "hero" has no meaning any more. It is sad as there are people out there who should be lauded for their bravery, sacrifice, acts.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 15, 2020 12:59 PM (N39Ws)

418 Me too, although I have been in the hospital a couple of times and the Nurses do all the work... Most are great...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (Zmnko)

They really do and deserve a lot of credit. Most of the nurses I've encountered in hospitals have been salt of the earth people.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 15, 2020 12:59 PM (9hauA)

419
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 15, 2020 12:49 PM (UUBmN)
























Yes ma'am.
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1 egg whisked

(egg and cheese are the basic recipe)
You can add the following for better texture

1/4 cup cream cheese softened

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mix all ingredients in bowl
pour half of mixture onto waffle iron - cook for 3 - 4 minutes.
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Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 15, 2020 12:59 PM (DjiZK)

420 That being said, the nurse hero worship is getting ridiculous.

-

Hold my beer while I watch this fly-by and check my iPhone to make sure my $60K median salary hasn't been interrupted during my vacation.
- teachers

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 15, 2020 12:59 PM (L+kF6)

421 Gen Gustave Perna of US Army Materiel Command

Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 12:59 PM (Ot4ka)

422 229
Ace in case you're still in the comments, I've got another "skull" for you.

This
was based on an idea by ShainS in case we get a really juicy
skull-worthy Brennan story. Which I'm guessing is coming. So maybe file
it away if you like it.

https://tinyurl.com/yah2sjf5


Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (yokAj)

________


LMAO! Thanks awesome ellipsis -- and made my day!

Posted by: ShainS at May 15, 2020 12:59 PM (WqPYg)

423 Truckers are circling the White House blowing their horns.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2020 12:57 PM (5NHwY)



oh, thanks.
Was wondering.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 12:59 PM (x4XFu)

424 Birks has a beak on too.

Good.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2020 12:59 PM (5NHwY)

425 anybody catch new doc's name ?

That's Fauci Jr. I'm so proud.

Posted by: Dr. Fauci at May 15, 2020 12:59 PM (EgshT)

426 >>> > Stop.

She got tackled for assaulting Walmart employees and LEO.s
Posted by: fixerupper at May 15, 2020 12:44 PM (nw6Hr

So, you are saying the cops followed this lady from the Walmart?

https://tinyurl.com/ycunzhfd

Posted by: Turn Two at May 15, 2020 01:00 PM (asJBI)

427 I've never seen Malkin as a prude,


Back in the beginning of the internet she did a routine in her back yard wearing a cheerleader outfit and jumping a lot.

It's seared in my hippocampus.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 15, 2020 01:00 PM (gd9RK)

428 Truckers are circling the White House blowing their horns.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2020 12:57 PM (5NHwY)

Nice gesture, but it's annoying as hell.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 15, 2020 12:58 PM (Ez6QX)

Not sure it is a "nice" gesture..they are protesting low rates I think?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2020 01:00 PM (85Gof)

429 I almost hate to ask this, but I've made an observation. Ed Driscoll links to AoS on Insty, but Glenn Reynolds never does - at least I've never noticed.

Has anyone else noticed that?
Posted by: Darrell Harris

Reynolds occasionally links ace. Driscoll is more like an ace aggegator when he's not linking to his boss or other PJ Media or some cuck like Goldberg.

Posted by: x at May 15, 2020 01:00 PM (nFwvY)

430 But we do need to expand our influence and power...not contract it.
Posted by: El Jefe at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (Ae67h)

I hear you, bro. But I don't think the traitors will ever come around. Erickson made some big noises last year about now supporting Trump. How long did it last?

I like preference cascades but this one needs to take them out, not increase their influence.

Posted by: ... at May 15, 2020 01:00 PM (uEbPt)

431 409 anybody catch new doc's name ?
Posted by: runner at May 15, 2020 12:58 PM (zr5Kq)

412 Pharmaceutical executive Moncef Slaoui
Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 12:58 PM (Ot4ka)

Posted by: m at May 15, 2020 01:00 PM (Ot4ka)

432 Why is Fauci standing so close to Trump?
Because pretty much everyone in the White House is tested frequently, so they probably know by now that he's fine but he's not gonna say so.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2020 01:00 PM (6XLoz)

433 So...super, fast rush on a vaccine that has not been developed and tested yet BUT hydroxychloroquine which has been around for 40+ years no good.






Posted by: dananjcon at May 15, 2020 01:00 PM (u6xw0)

434 thanks m !

Posted by: runner at May 15, 2020 01:01 PM (zr5Kq)

435 For example, I think applauding and encouraging nurses working in Coronavirus hotspots, which must be quite frightening, is great.

But most of the country is not overwhelmed with coronavirus. So deifying random people just because they happen to be nurses makes no sense.

Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 15, 2020 01:01 PM (9hauA)

436 I've never seen Malkin as a prude, she even repeats the vulgar insults that the lefty loons send to her constantly without blinking an eye.

Yeah I don't buy the "prude" thing. She's concerned about public morality as we all should be but she's not a pearl-clutching old woman.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 15, 2020 01:01 PM (KZzsI)

437 I've never seen Malkin as a prude, she even repeats the vulgar insults
that the lefty loons send to her constantly without blinking an eye.


She started acting a bit more prudish after that incident where Kos or somebody circulated Photoshops of her head on a porn actress or something.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2020 01:01 PM (6XLoz)

438 Nood

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 15, 2020 01:02 PM (N39Ws)

439 What's with the sudden masks? They've been giving these daily updates for weeks and now all of a sudden, they are all wearing masks.

They would probably calm people down if the DIDN'T wear masks.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 15, 2020 01:02 PM (CqE5x)

440 428 Truckers are circling the White House blowing their horns.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2020 12:57 PM (5NHwY)

Nice gesture, but it's annoying as hell.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 15, 2020 12:58 PM (Ez6QX)

Not sure it is a "nice" gesture..they are protesting low rates I think?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2020 01:00 PM (85Gof)


They are celebrating Trump

Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2020 01:02 PM (5NHwY)

441 Release the Karaken.

too much of a stretch? Karen-kraken? Karenaken?

Something has to work there.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 15, 2020 01:02 PM (yL25O)

442 My wife, a teacher, is highly critical of teachers. She is at Least as conservative as I am, and possibly more radical.

Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 01:02 PM (bCLt0)

443 Because pretty much everyone in the White House is tested frequently, so they probably know by now that he's fine but he's not gonna say so.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2020 01:00 PM (6XLoz)

Tested with that Abbott test that is giving false negatives? That one?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 15, 2020 01:02 PM (85Gof)

444 So, you are saying the cops followed this lady from the Walmart?

https://tinyurl.com/ycunzhfd
Posted by: Turn Two at May 15, 2020 01:00 PM (asJBI)


And cops wonder why they're still hated.

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at May 15, 2020 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

445 Gen. Milley speaking. Not sure I like the US Army going to the retro WW2 Olive Drab (pinks and greens) Class A uniform. It's...drab. I expect I will get to like it after a time. Just when the Army decides to ditch it.

Posted by: Gref at May 15, 2020 01:02 PM (AMIL/)

446 OMG.

The "whistleblower" that testified yesterday has this tidbit about him:

Bright testifies he wasn't working right now. Note he was transferred from on job to another at the same pay, $265,000 per year! But he stressed out and now has high blood pressure, so he never even started work in the new position, but is still getting paid!

I hate these people with the fury of a thousand suns.

Posted by: MAGA at May 15, 2020 01:02 PM (pfW07)

447 Ace

You are a delight.

You had me at "Karenwaffen".

I soiled myself at "I want to go to Hot Topic and feel pretty again".

Awesome Awesomeness.

Imma go change now.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 15, 2020 01:02 PM (yshFD)

448 "Vaccine or no vaccine: we're back."
--PDT


**fingers in ears**
Lalalalala, I can't hear you.
**and Bill Gates' cock up my ass**

Posted by: Gov. Jay Dimslee at May 15, 2020 01:02 PM (786Ro)

449 Nood!

Posted by: freaked at May 15, 2020 01:02 PM (Tnijr)

450 Truckers are circling the White House blowing their horns.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2020 12:57 PM (5NHwY)

Nice gesture, but it's annoying as hell.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 15, 2020 12:58 PM (Ez6QX)

Not sure it is a "nice" gesture..they are protesting low rates I think?
Posted by: Nevergiveup


Maybe protesting about not being able to take a piss on the Penna Turnpike?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 15, 2020 01:02 PM (5/lDN)

451 Oh ffs. I just heard about Trump's "Operation Warp Speed" and I thought it was about rebooting the economy.
No. It's about getting a COVID vaccine.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2020 12:34 PM (G51Gf)
~~~~~

I'm not an anti-vaxxer, but I will not get a vaccine that they developed in a matter of months.

I'd much rather they concentrate on therapeutics, speaking of which, wth is going on with the refusal to treat people with Hydroxychloroquine/Z-Pac/Zinc? Saw that TX doctor last night who said CVS (!) is demanding to know the dx of the patients she is prescribing it for (hint: it can't be Chinese Lung Rot.)

Posted by: IrishEi at May 15, 2020 01:02 PM (sGotD)

452
Chaffle recipe is insane, and I must try it. See you Sunday on the food thread.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 15, 2020 01:03 PM (G51Gf)

453 And some people just have to be beaten.


Posted by: El Jefe at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (Ae67h)

That registered here as "some people have to be eaten". Seemed reasonable.

Posted by: creeper at May 15, 2020 01:03 PM (XxJt1)

454 Part of his new program involves independent truckers and the industry. They like it. They like him.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2020 01:03 PM (5NHwY)

455 Me too, although I have been in the hospital a couple of times and the Nurses do all the work... Most are great...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (Zmnko)

They really do and deserve a lot of credit. Most of the nurses I've encountered in hospitals have been salt of the earth people.
Posted by: chique d' Epstein didn't off hisself at May 15, 2020 12:59 PM (9hauA)


I've said this before, but many nurses (versus the doctors) saved my dad's life more than once. Especially in Intensive Care. They recognized something wrong that should have been caught by the specialist, who was resigned to my father's imminent fate. I couldn't believe it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 15, 2020 01:03 PM (x4XFu)

456 261

Thanks keena! i'll head home for lunch in time to post The Colors before the flyover

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 15, 2020 01:03 PM (ocvj/)

457 Inquiring minds want to know: How did Bethany end up with the balls in the family while simultaneously being the one to give birth to the children.

In other Learn to Code news:

California state workers face 10 percent pay cut, possible furloughs, union leader says
https://t.co/mHXFzMjXRY

Newsom's Finance Department has projected a deficit of $54 billion, a figure that combines estimated losses for the present fiscal year and the year starting July 1. He's expected to release his proposal to close that gap at a press conference today.

The department has been preparing revisions to a January budget that, before the coronavirus arrived, had anticipated $222 billion in spending with a $5.6 billion surplus.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at May 15, 2020 01:03 PM (FBrfY)

458 Truck horns are the sign of love ...

Posted by: Name Withheld at May 15, 2020 01:03 PM (AHq56)

459 Birx should have just used one of her scarves as a mask.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 15, 2020 01:03 PM (wiXsO)

460 Gerard Van der Leun at American Digest links here now and then too. Same with Maggies Farm.

Posted by: IP at May 15, 2020 01:03 PM (q2G/6)

461 Just thinking out loud...Have Ace and Allah Pundit ever been seen in the same room? Competing alter-egos to keep everyone off balance?

Posted by: TWB at May 15, 2020 01:03 PM (K/MPD)

462 396 Bryan Preston was the fifth Beatle and the sixth Rolling Stone.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 15, 2020 12:56 PM (gd9RK)

you mean Billy??

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 15, 2020 01:04 PM (JFO2v)

463 309 Biden Cuts Hole In Mask So He Can Still Sniff People's Hair

Is it The Babylon Bee, or is it fiction? Almost can't tell any more.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 15, 2020 12:47 PM (yOf1t)

*****

I'll tell you one thing that AIN'T fiction...

I saw a mask on line for sale.

It was a hipster mask.

It had a slit in the front so you could wear it and drink your alcoholic beverage of choice through a straw at the same time.

No joke.

Posted by: El Jefe at May 15, 2020 01:04 PM (Ae67h)

464 289 Don't forget Instapanic, shrieking shut the country down hard and fast, calling everyone who disagrees a troll who doesn't care if peoples parents die.

Then he makes money writing a column about the two Americas, saying how sorry he feels for people who are out of the job Because of the policies he insisted upon. That is chutzpah at feminist supporting Biden levels.
_______________

He's kinda weird when it comes to health issues. He seems to take every supplement known to man. Not sure what's going on there.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 15, 2020 01:04 PM (k4dH2)

465 A lot of Company Managers put up the supposed morale improving posters.

What they're hoping for is that a $1.00 poster means they won't have to raise salaries.

It never works cause the workers all know this and get pissed when they see how stupid the managers think they are.

It almost works in reverse.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 15, 2020 01:05 PM (gwwiS)

466 432 Why is Fauci standing so close to Trump?
Because pretty much everyone in the White House is tested frequently, so they probably know by now that he's fine but he's not gonna say so.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 15, 2020 01:00 PM (6XLoz)

I thought Fauci was on lock down.

Wasn't that the story last week?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 15, 2020 01:05 PM (NgKpN)

467 The Trump part I un-muted for said "when the vaccine is ready we will get it out there immediately, no delays" ... and I figured "oh good grief ... he is yielding to the Fauci/Gates vaccine consortium.

But then someone quoted him "vaccine or no vaccine --- We're Back". So maybe there is hope, and not just for corporate America. But small/independent business has taken it on the chin so far ... need more repatriation of vital industry ... a Plan (5 year or otherwise)

Posted by: illiniwek at May 15, 2020 01:05 PM (Cus5s)

468 it gets worse, they've gone and made Liet a woman. a founder of the fremen is now a woman. it totally destroys the entire character arc and theme.
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 15, 2020 12:40 PM (8D42x)


So, woke, sounds like.
Posted by: tubal at May 15, 2020 12:43 PM (bCLt0

So instead of being Chani's father, now "she" is her mother?

Posted by: Fox2! at May 15, 2020 01:05 PM (yOf1t)

469 I hate this talk of finding a vaccine, fine and dandy if they do, but it makes people think that is what we have to wait for. This is not the super killer virus pandemic that is imagined in movies.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

The virus is mutating now that it is out in the open, infecting people. The strain that came from Europe into NYC and other places on the East Coast was actually a lot more potent (lethal) than the original strain that showed up on the West Coast (in October or November???).

But it is mutating, and probably (likely) becoming less lethal and sickening. Why? Because really sick people or people that die don't pass on the most lethal form of the virus.
People that get a little sick or not at all, and pass on the virus might be (generally, over time) passing on the mutated version that is less lethal, or sickening.

So the so-called Asymptomatic Infected people may have the virus, but it might be a very weak strain of the virus.
There is a site on the Intertubes that actually shows the mutations, as the virus is continuously being isolated and sequenced by different labs.

There are a whole slew of mutated forms out there now.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 15, 2020 01:05 PM (vcOmj)

470 Yesterday: Army of Davids
Today: Army of Karens

Tomorrow: Army of Ratcheds
~ John Hayward https:///twitter.com/Doc_0/status/1261340326557409283

Posted by: Beto at May 15, 2020 01:05 PM (dzZCL)

471 you mean Billy??


That's the gag. They were talking about a writer named Bryan way up thread.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 15, 2020 01:06 PM (gd9RK)

472 It almost works in reverse.
Posted by: jakee308 at May 15, 2020 01:05 PM (gwwiS)

I only use posters from despair.com

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 15, 2020 01:06 PM (NgKpN)

473 anybody catch new doc's name ? <<<<<<<<
Doc Emmett Brown

Posted by: Back to the Future! at May 15, 2020 01:06 PM (r+sAi)

474 I almost hate to ask this, but I've made an observation. Ed Driscoll links to AoS on Insty, but Glenn Reynolds never does - at least I've never noticed.

Has anyone else noticed that?
Posted by: Darrell Harris


I have seen Glenn Reynolds link to Ace of Spades plenty of times.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 15, 2020 01:07 PM (vcOmj)

475
Posted by: TWB at May 15, 2020 01:03 PM (K/MPD)


No Way.

There's no way one person could contain both the mindsets put forth.

They're head would explode. Or maybe implode. I'm not sure.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 15, 2020 01:07 PM (gwwiS)

476
A lot of variation on the basic chaffle and great recipes

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
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Thanks

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 15, 2020 01:07 PM (UUBmN)

477 A vaccine for everyone ---- that wants it.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2020 01:08 PM (5NHwY)

478 I thought Fauci was on lock down.

Wasn't that the story last week?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 15, 2020 01:05 PM (NgKpN)

Yes. WTF?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 15, 2020 01:08 PM (Hyvwb)

479 That Karenator is out there, it can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop until it speaks to your manager.
Posted by: An Observation at May 15, 2020 12:54 PM (D71Tk)

The best day in a retail worker's miserable existence (speaking from experience as one who spent far longer than I should have into the field, thanks the Obamaconomy) is when he or she makes assistant manager.

The first Karen to show up and demand to speak to the manager in is in for a horror as the new manager's years of repressed rage bubble up in a voice that could freeze hell itself going "I *am* the manager". Policies will be interpreted as harshly as possible. New ones may be invented on the spot. Returning a product will become harder than dealing with the IRS.

Do you have the original receipt, a notarized witness statement, three forms of valid ID, diplomatic credentials, and a Kriegerrand account since we only give refunds in obscure cryptocurrencies on Thursday?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 15, 2020 01:09 PM (J+mig)

480 Hello, I noticed some of you are concerned about the COVID-19 virus. Did you know that heart disease is a risk factor for serious illness if you are exposed to COVID-19? But luckily, eating Cheerios every day is a cure heart disease. Helpful knowledge to get us through this crises!

Posted by: Kimberly Seifert, Sr Brand Manager of Cheerios at General Mills at May 15, 2020 01:09 PM (zqs/f)

481 >>They really do and deserve a lot of credit. Most of the nurses I've encountered in hospitals have been salt of the earth people.


I have also spent a lot of time in hospitals with family and I have seen some of the best and worse nursing. Same with doctors.

I have respect for medical care people who are on the front lines, but I don't understand why nurses are lauded above all others. They seem to be the biggest presence on social media, both serious (look at me all exhausted and imprinted from my face mask) and profoundly unserious (nurses dancing and grinding!!).

It's become so exhausting.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 15, 2020 01:09 PM (bDqIh)

482 "What is best in life, Conan?"

Posted by: Simon Jester at May 15, 2020 01:10 PM (Axzal)

483 478 I thought Fauci was on lock down.

Wasn't that the story last week?
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 15, 2020 01:05 PM (NgKpN)

Yes. WTF?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 15, 2020 01:08 PM (Hyvwb)


For thee not for meeeee.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2020 01:11 PM (5NHwY)

484 224 Our hospital has the "Heroes Work Here" banners all over the place. To me that's a bit unseemly. It's one thing to have others compliment you. It's another to be self congratulatory....
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 15, 2020 12:39 PM (7ZQe3)


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 15, 2020 01:11 PM (PiwSw)

485 What is it with hard-left governors wanting to murder elderly??
====
A large percentage of state budget is consumed in paying for those in nursing homes.

Always follow the money.

Also the dems, who always project, projected this against republicans when Grayson claimed republicans planned to kill grandma. And the republican health plan was "die early". They always tell you what they are going to do by accusing you first. It's practically a fetish.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 15, 2020 01:11 PM (yshFD)

486 485 What is it with hard-left governors wanting to murder elderly??
====
A large percentage of state budget is consumed in paying for those in nursing homes.

Always follow the money.
------------------------------


Cuomo is harvesting death tax.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 15, 2020 01:12 PM (5NHwY)

487 "Learn to code" is only a joke because one must be of a certain age to think of coding as some special skill. It's like typing. Big deal once, but now the better junior-high students will take your top cubicle jockeys around backward. For what we used to call "college prep" students, it's the equivalent of learning to use a card file. It's a vocational-school level of "STEM," for people who really really need to think of themselves as "scientific." If you walk around at graduations telling the kids, "Two Words! Code Ding!" you're going to be about as welcome as that "plastics" guy in The Graduate. Which is fine for us here, since we are all real old anyway.


Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 15, 2020 01:14 PM (8IOEj)

488 Peter J. Hasson
@peterjhasson
Big story dropping soon

12:49pm ∑ 15 May 2020 ∑ Twitter Web App

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 15, 2020 01:16 PM (Lrula)

489 "Robbing Peter to pay Paul has always been an effective way to gain the support of Paul". It must suck though when Paul discovers that his identity has changed to Peter.

Posted by: civil truth at May 15, 2020 01:16 PM (ymrPC)

490 Many of those have inflated ideas about themselves, equate self to doctors. They know better than you, doncha know. Worthless newspapers just love, love them! Here is an actual headline "..nurses tell their stories from the front lines of the coronavirus pandemic." Give me a break.
Posted by: runner at May 15, 2020 12:33 PM (zr5Kq

But our education system has been producing stupid people for a long time. Stupid people love this shit.

Posted by: Sooner at May 15, 2020 01:17 PM (Fs5vw)

491 Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at May 15, 2020 01:09 PM (J+mig)

I had a household crises once where my Daughter ran away in the middle of the night.

Live in Girlfriend (a teacher) found she was gone the next morning.

She told me later that I scared the shit out of her when my Personality and mannerisms totally changed from normal easygoing me. I was ordering people what to do, in a very no nonsense Cold manner.

Daughter returned on her own, was just a plea for attention.

I spent years as a Navy NCO. I can turn that persona on and off like a switch.

Karen's do NOT like that persona.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 15, 2020 01:17 PM (NgKpN)

492 372 That Karenator is out there, it can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop until it speaks to your manager.
Posted by: An Observation at May 15, 2020 12:54 PM (D71Tk)

*****

Heh.

Posted by: El Jefe at May 15, 2020 01:17 PM (Ae67h)

493 492 372 That Karenator is out there, it can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with, it doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and it absolutely will not stop until it speaks to your manager.
Posted by: An Observation at May 15, 2020 12:54 PM (D71Tk)

*****

Heh.
Posted by: El Jefe at May 15, 2020 01:17 PM (Ae67h)

But first? she will blow me.

Posted by: Mel Gibson at May 15, 2020 01:20 PM (NgKpN)

494 OMG Ace "Karenwaffe" - laughed until I cried. Glad I wasn't drinking coffee or it would have come out my nose.

Posted by: Piratepatch at May 15, 2020 01:21 PM (taXNc)

495 If only Vox would explain this to us. We need a well reasoned perspective.

Posted by: Vice at May 15, 2020 01:22 PM (mLizQ)

496 What the...look up LA county Health director. She looks like a corpse.

First the weirdo in PA now the weirdo in LA.

This is crazy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 15, 2020 01:22 PM (jUVms)

497 RE: Where does Allahpundit live? I have another question: Why has no one doxxed Allahpundit yet? I mean, all the other writers at Hot Air are transparent about their identities. Why is AP the only one allowed the luxury of anonymity? If he had to own his opinions by having them pinned to his **real** identity -- so everyone could see who he is and what he claims to believe -- then perhaps he'd be less inclined to be such an insufferable anti-Trump shill? Seems to me he's just a coward hiding behind a nickname. He needs to man up and reveal his identity, prove that he has the courage of his convictions. Or someone needs to reveal it for him.

Posted by: The Man With No Shame at May 15, 2020 01:53 PM (iMfep)

498 Funemployment, cockwaffles!
OWN IT!

Posted by: LULZ at May 15, 2020 01:53 PM (yD0BM)

499


"496
What the...look up LA county Health director. She looks like a corpse.



First the weirdo in PA now the weirdo in LA.



This is crazy."

And this is supposed to be a GOOD pic of her:
http://publichealth.lacounty.gov/media/director/

Posted by: LULZ at May 15, 2020 01:55 PM (yD0BM)

500 Just READING this caused the death of 50,000 Trans Grandmas of Color. Literal violence!

Posted by: dumpsterfire at May 15, 2020 02:19 PM (aCJXY)

501 Hard core socialist uncaring of humanities cruel fate, which socialist engineered. Was that socialist uncaring of Germany during WWII or now after much fiddling with Americas society/governance? We have czars and muslim jihadist in or government after cleaning of government of
Christian contaminations. Demorats engineered this as well as our Treasury. industry and technology to China.
Thank a demorat for this desolate Utopia!

Posted by: ron n. at May 15, 2020 02:44 PM (om5HK)

502 It's been so long since I've paid any attention to Allahpundit that I missed the rest of his journey to complete Karenhood. A lot has changed in the past ~17 years.

Posted by: Patton at May 15, 2020 02:49 PM (i6RLG)

503 I don't know where he lives now but he used to live in Brooklyn. He has talked about being ushered out of his office (his day job is prob attorney) on 9/11. I'd be willing to bet he still lives there. Because folks born in New York dream about getting out. It's only the people born elsewhere who dream of living in New York and actually move there, they stay forever.

Posted by: Lamont Cranston at May 15, 2020 04:08 PM (3ufaJ)

504 #155
Well. . . There is that video of him with his hand on that middle-aged sheriff's deputy's knee. . .

Posted by: rocketride at May 17, 2020 09:22 PM (devKg)

505 Which would make Pippi Longscolding Greta Thunberg a high-ranking member of the Karenjugend.

Posted by: rocketride at May 17, 2020 09:36 PM (devKg)

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