Saturday Overnight Open Thread (5/16/20)

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A Quote of The Day and a drink...........


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The Saturday Night Joke

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt.

After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The man replied, "I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!

The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but my bottle of 75-year old scotch didn't break. Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opened it, drank half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman. The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police."

Some years ago Adam ate the apple. Men will never learn! H/T Legally Sufficient

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Poor little Former Prince Harry, Be careful for what you wish for.

Prince Harry May Have Regrets About ‘Megxit’ as It’s Revealed He’s Struggling With New Life
Harry is particularly missing life in the Army, as he had to give up his military appointments when he stepped down as a royal ...

Speculation is mounting that Prince Harry is having regrets about stepping down as a senior member of the British royal family and moving to Los Angeles, California with his wife Meghan Markle. It has just been reported that Harry is struggling with the fact that he is both friendless and jobless in his new home.


So the sex isn't that hawt after all?

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Brotherly love!!


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There really is a market for everything.

HARRISBURG, Pa. (WHTM) – U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) officers in Harrisburg agreed with the Pokemon slogan, “Gotta catch ‘em all!” when they seized more than 86,000 counterfeit Pokemon action figurines Wednesday.

They say if authentic, the figurines would have had a manufacturer’s suggested retail price of nearly $604,000.

While inspecting international parcels May 4, CBP officers examined a shipment manifested as “plastic furnishing articles” that arrived from Hong Kong. The shipment contained 15 boxes that contained a combined 86,400 Pokemon toy action figures.


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Government, thou shalt not pick winners and losers.

A Federal Judge in Michigan has ruled Gentleman’s Clubs are eligible for Wuhan Virus federal assistance, claiming businesses cannot be discriminated against. And let’s be honest, the clubs give guys more joy than a Walmart or Amazon.

Strip club workers and owners, losing their shirts in this coronavirus pandemic, cannot be barred from emergency federal loans and grants, a federal judge ruled on Monday.

U.S. District Judge Matthew Leitman sided with plaintiffs, led by the DV Diamond Club in Flint, Michigan, and said the Small Business Administration — in doling out finds from the Paycheck Protection Program — cannot exclude legal businesses deemed to be of a “prurient sexual nature.”


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A cool thing? Or shit? You be the judge.


YouTuber Funk Turkey (previously at Neatorama) fed lyrics from AC/DC songs into a Markov chain and generated a new AC/DC song. The lyrics make about as much sense as you'd expect, but this is definitely an AC/DC song. The real test would be to drop this into a playlist of a fan and see how they react. You can do that, because the song is on Spotify. He's going to try this with Metallica next. -via reddit

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Well, this ought to work out well for the NFL. Can we use virtual officials while we are at it?

If the NFL must at least begin its upcoming season in empty venues due to coronavirus-related safety concerns, Fox has a plan for that: Digitally-rendered audiences and crowd noise.

Or if you want to acknowledge how weird that could be, imagine watching a game on TV in which the stadium is populated with ghost fans. Sports Business Journal reporter John Ourand caught the news while listening to sportscaster Joe Buck on Sirius XM's Andy Cohen Live.


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Do you want to put on extra pounds? Do you want to make CBD shake his head? No, we aren't talking maple syrup on French Toast..........

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Well, at least Wisconsin doesn't have Florida Man.

Florida Man Justin Mosser had a very legit reason for driving around with his penis out and (ALLEGEDLY) stroking it as he pulled up next to women driving around Avon Park, Florida a town right in the middle of nowhere Florida. It gets hot and he needs to air it out. Legit reason. It’s hot AF season in Avon Park and the humidity is rising. Justin needs to air it out. Simple as that.


Maybe he will connect with tonight's Genius Award Winner.


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The ONT Musical Interlude



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(H/T redc1c4)


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Lord, let's hope she doesn't reproduce. Genius Award Winner.

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1 First

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2020 09:51 PM (ZCEU2)

2 Early for Saturday

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at May 16, 2020 09:51 PM (UUBmN)

3 Back to writing

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 16, 2020 09:52 PM (Qemq8)

4 If James Joyce hadn't enjoyed whiskey so much Ulysses might have made sense.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 09:52 PM (sbyCq)

5 Saw Utopia at Knebworth festival in 1979, twice.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2020 09:52 PM (ZCEU2)

6 Thanks for another dandy ONT, Mis Hum!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 16, 2020 09:53 PM (WFcrO)

7 Thanks for the ONT.

Choices have consequences. You chose to be a handbag, Harry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 09:53 PM (A5zUN)

8 5 Saw Utopia at Knebworth festival in 1979, twice.
Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2020 09:52 PM (ZCEU2)

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But who opened for them?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 09:53 PM (sbyCq)

9 Cuomovirus causes GOVid-19!

Posted by: Tom Perry at May 16, 2020 09:55 PM (U4Zl1)

10 good evening

Posted by: wing at May 16, 2020 09:55 PM (JFzNN)

11 Hello world

Posted by: Me at May 16, 2020 09:56 PM (qALLf)

12 If the NFL must at least begin its upcoming season in empty venues due to coronavirus-related safety concerns, Fox has a plan for that: Digitally-rendered audiences and crowd noise.

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They did that in an episode of Deep Space 9.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 16, 2020 09:56 PM (CAJOC)

13 They were the middle of the day, Led Zepplin was top.

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2020 09:56 PM (ZCEU2)

14 Speculation is mounting that Prince Harry is having regrets about stepping down as a senior member of the British royal family and moving to Los Angeles, California with his wife Meghan Markle. It has just been reported that Harry is struggling with the fact that he is both friendless and jobless in his new home.

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Maybe I'll invite him to join my Amway downline. He has to be motivated though.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 09:57 PM (sbyCq)

15 This has been a good day, even if still no stimulatin' check. Thanks MisHum for a great ONT.

Posted by: Eromero at May 16, 2020 09:58 PM (XhWtx)

16 12 If the NFL must at least begin its upcoming season in empty venues due to coronavirus-related safety concerns, Fox has a plan for that: Digitally-rendered audiences and crowd noise.

Why would that matter? I'm watching a game I don't care about the crowd cheers or boos.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 16, 2020 09:59 PM (Xt7n2)

17 Cuomovirus causes GOVid-19!
Posted by: Tom Perry at May 16, 2020 09:55 PM (U4Zl1)
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Good one!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 16, 2020 09:59 PM (WFcrO)

18 15 This has been a good day, even if still no stimulatin' check. Thanks MisHum for a great ONT.
Posted by: Eromero at May 16, 2020 09:58 PM (XhWtx)

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Really? I finished drinking mine like three weeks ago.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 09:59 PM (sbyCq)

19 This has been a good day, even if still no stimulatin' check. Thanks MisHum for a great ONT.
Posted by: Eromero at May 16, 2020 09:58 PM (XhWtx)


Sure has. I went for a walk, for starters.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 16, 2020 10:00 PM (t+qrx)

20 It has come to my attention that a bottle of wine actually holds very little wine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 10:00 PM (sbyCq)

21 good joke!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 16, 2020 10:00 PM (G546f)

22 That last sign makes even more sense if her husbands name is Judge Sullivan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2020 10:00 PM (q3gwH)

23 That last sign makes even more sense if her husbands name is Judge Sullivan.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2020 10:00 PM (q3gwH)
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Yeah, but can he cook and clean?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 16, 2020 10:01 PM (WFcrO)

24 Isn't losing one's shirt par for the course for certain strip club workers?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:01 PM (LZcDP)

25 Digitally-rendered audiences and crowd noise.

Played loudly over the stadium P.A. on critical visiting-team downs, for that home-field-advantage flavor?

Posted by: mikeski at May 16, 2020 10:02 PM (P1f+c)

26 No stimulus check here yet, keep hoping daily

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2020 10:02 PM (ZCEU2)

27 Talk about "airing it out".

My sister used to withhold sex from her husband to break his balls. They would fight about it all the time. He asked her once what was she doing with it if he couldn't knock the bottom out of it now and then.

She told him she was "airing it out".

I laugh about it till this day.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 16, 2020 10:02 PM (Z+IKu)

28 So, just in case you guys were wondering what took me away from normal ONT duty over the past 2 days, today I got to pilot a Cessna 172, fired a British Sterling and a Swedish K on full auto and nailed an 8" target at 500 yards with a Barrett M82. Now there will is beer and BBQ and a night of tall tales by the fire. #BestDayEver


Oh, and the occasional mag of tracers going off over there from the folks still playing with guns.

Oh man, how I needed this after the last 2 months.

Posted by: Weirddave at May 16, 2020 10:03 PM (12BGU)

29 Speaking of Todd Rundgren, A Capella is one of my most favorite albums.

Posted by: Eromero at May 16, 2020 10:03 PM (XhWtx)

30 I will make the prediction and back it up with a bet. Harry divorces that American Princess before the end of the fifth year of marriage. 2023! The year Britain gains prince. His mistake was my mistake and I have seen it too many times.

Posted by: MantuaBill at May 16, 2020 10:04 PM (tr21G)

31 Baby Sister Update

From Hubby:

Today we remember Joyce who passed two years ago. We miss her and think of her every day. We remember the joy and love she brought into our lives and how she changed us for the better. She will never be forgotten.

Other people lived life. Joyce was life.

Baruch Dayan HaEmet

Posted by: ibguy at May 16, 2020 10:04 PM (EHVbt)

32 Gluten abend, meine fapperschoen!

Had a great workout today with my kid. Always a good thing.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 16, 2020 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

33 While inspecting international parcels May 4, CBP officers examined a shipment manifested as "plastic furnishing articles" that arrived from Hong Kong. The shipment contained 15 boxes that contained a combined 86,400 Pokemon toy action figures.

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In other words, Tuesday.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 10:04 PM (sbyCq)

34 Very nice ONT!!!

The Markov chain AC/DC song is what you would expect, but it sounds just like an AC/DC song. So I guess they all are shite. They are just fun shite.

Posted by: Moki at May 16, 2020 10:04 PM (mFoNl)

35 Sounds like you had a good time, WeirdDave. Glad you enjoyed it!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 16, 2020 10:05 PM (WFcrO)

36 ibguy

Thank you for the reminder.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 10:05 PM (u82oZ)

37 Had to convince Verizon that PoS DSL link ws still supposed to be active, even though I have rebooted my router twice today and I haven't even been here until after three of the clock!

Otherwise, I coulda been a contender!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 16, 2020 10:05 PM (jnM20)

38 Oh man, how I needed this after the last 2 months.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 16, 2020 10:03 PM (12BGU)

Sounds like a lot of fun, WD. I mowed some of my grass today. Amazing how green it looks with the dull old growth lopped off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:06 PM (LZcDP)

39 Passed the physical therapy occupational therapy tests today. May get to go home tomorrow or certainly Monday. Resting Pain levels are just a little worse prior to this surgery. Moving around boosts it up a lot.

Posted by: Agitator at May 16, 2020 10:06 PM (K3XFO)

40 GOVid-19



I am absolutely stealing this.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 16, 2020 10:06 PM (yQpMk)

41 I had fiber optic installed at El Hacienda de Cicero today so expect my commenting to be lightning fast.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 10:07 PM (sbyCq)

42 Prince Harry could have saved himself some trouble by coming here every once in awhile. We called it before he left the castle.

Posted by: dartist at May 16, 2020 10:07 PM (K22Va)

43 Had a great workout today with my kid. Always a good thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 16, 2020 10:04 PM (NWiLs)


Now that is a good day! Congrats, me boyo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 16, 2020 10:07 PM (jnM20)

44 That sounds great. Were you PIC in the Cessna?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 10:07 PM (u82oZ)

45 I will make the prediction and back it up with a bet. Harry divorces that American Princess before the end of the fifth year of marriage. 2023! The year Britain gains prince. His mistake was my mistake and I have seen it too many times.
Posted by: MantuaBill at May 16, 2020 10:04 PM (tr21G)

Either he dumps her, or she dumps him. It's pre-ordained.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:08 PM (LZcDP)

46 Evening.

Thinking about the last 40 years.

What a fucking waste.

Thinking of the next 40 years.

Nothing but misery to look forward to.

Fuck my life.

So how's everyone doing tonight?

Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2020 10:08 PM (1Yy3c)

47 Oh man, how I needed this after the last 2 months.
Posted by: Weirddave at May 16, 2020 10:03 PM (12BGU)

In related news, Doctor's call WeirdDave's testosterone levels 'Impossible' and warned hipsters to stay out of his path unless they explode to an 80's action movie soundtrack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 10:08 PM (A5zUN)

48 Be well, Agitator. Hope you can go home soon!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 16, 2020 10:08 PM (WFcrO)

49 36 NaCly Dog

Thank YOU.

Posted by: ibguy at May 16, 2020 10:08 PM (EHVbt)

50 I don't think Harry and Meg will make it even that long. Plus there were provisions about returning within at the one year mark. For all the crap meg has hustled on him I just bet he could just take a trip with Archie and stay at granny's'. Meg isn't going to be seeing the dump trucks full of money she thought she was going to see.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 16, 2020 10:08 PM (Xt7n2)

51 I have to think the former Prince Harry is not very smart. Nah who am I kidding, he's dumb as post. What a monumental fuckup.

Girl jumps off roof: wonder what she was thinking. And if she has insurance for the knee replacement.

I love football, but I will not watch football played in an empty stadium. This is beyond stupid, into bizarre territory.

Good evening all.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 16, 2020 10:08 PM (iTXRQ)

52 Can we all agree that neatorama can suck my big balls?

Posted by: Fritz at May 16, 2020 10:08 PM (95j/9)

53 thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2020 10:09 PM (5kusT)

54 ibguy, my heart goes out to you today. It doesn't seem like two years, it seems like yesterday. I loved your updates for your precious sister, and I miss hearing about her.

Much love to you and your family, friend.

Posted by: Moki at May 16, 2020 10:09 PM (mFoNl)

55 I also think Meg is going to get really shady real soon.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 16, 2020 10:09 PM (Xt7n2)

56 43 Had a great workout today with my kid. Always a good thing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 16, 2020 10:04 PM (NWiLs)

Now that is a good day! Congrats, me boyo!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 16, 2020 10:07 PM (jnM20)

A very good day indeed!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 16, 2020 10:09 PM (NWiLs)

57 Weird Dave that sounds like too much fun to be had by 1 guy

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2020 10:10 PM (ZCEU2)

58 Gluten abend, meine fapperschoen!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


Gluten... gluteus...

So, "Ass evening"?

I think it's Kateurday, actually, not "relevant to my interests" day. We'll know when da Bear shows up.

Posted by: mikeski at May 16, 2020 10:10 PM (P1f+c)

59 Genius Award Winner: Drunk, high, or both?

Posted by: pookysgirl slew a wizard today at May 16, 2020 10:10 PM (XKZwp)

60 I also think Meg is going to get really shady real soon.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 16, 2020 10:09 PM (Xt7n2)

She has a stellar career with Bang Bros. awaiting her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:10 PM (LZcDP)

61 TIL Insom has a goat.

I kid, I kid...

Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2020 10:10 PM (1Yy3c)

62 Morons, raise a glass! To Joyce! She was a special lady!

*drinks*


Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 10:11 PM (A5zUN)

63 59 Genius Award Winner: Drunk, high, or both?
Posted by: pookysgirl slew a wizard today at May 16, 2020 10:10 PM (XKZwp)

Probably just plain stupid.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 16, 2020 10:11 PM (vVOK2)

64 Prayers up Agitator, hope you have successful recovery and progress to painless ness.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 16, 2020 10:11 PM (Xt7n2)

65
Had a great workout today with my kid. Always a good thing.
Posted by: Insomniac

That is a joy to read!

You have come so far, Insom, and I am so very happy for you!!

Posted by: Moki at May 16, 2020 10:11 PM (mFoNl)

66 i'm getting a haircut tomorrow!

my hair hasn't been this long since i left for Ft Benning.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2020 10:12 PM (5kusT)

67 Another thing I noticed while watching Predator, Aliens and Alien: It is amazing how much movie they fit into such a short running time.

Short. Well written. No extra fat.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 10:13 PM (A5zUN)

68 >>>I also think Meg is going to get really shady real soon.


Lesbian affair.

Posted by: davidt at May 16, 2020 10:13 PM (l3+k2)

69 Probably just plain stupid.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 16, 2020 10:11 PM (vVOK2)

Watched too many "gurl superhero" movies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:13 PM (LZcDP)

70 54 Moki

Thank you, dear one.

Yeah, snuck up on *me*, too.

Did What'sApp chat with the girls to say Kaddish for her tonight (yeah, I know, a day late, but what can I say?).

Posted by: ibguy at May 16, 2020 10:13 PM (EHVbt)

71 That is a joy to read!

You have come so far, Insom, and I am so very happy for you!!
Posted by: Moki at May 16, 2020 10:11 PM (mFoNl)

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Yes. This is not the Insom of a year ago. Insom, it's wonderful to see how you've turned things around.

*clink*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 10:13 PM (sbyCq)

72 I was going to make a really classless snarky comment about old Meghan, but deiced Harry has enough crap being thrown his way right now.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 16, 2020 10:13 PM (jnM20)

73 68 >>>I also think Meg is going to get really shady real soon.


Lesbian affair.
Posted by: davidt at May 16, 2020 10:13 PM (l3+k2)

Go on.

Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2020 10:14 PM (1Yy3c)

74 So how's everyone doing tonight?
Posted by: Robert at May 16, 2020 10:08 PM (1Yy3c)

Doing well, despite all the things.

Not sure how seriously to treat your post, but just know that not all is lost.

I had a good day. Took a really long walk, and enjoyed the sun and the warm, yet not hot, air.

Saw a few idiots with masks, but less than half.

Easier said than done, of course, but look for the good things.

Now drop and give me 20, private!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 16, 2020 10:14 PM (x8Wzq)

75 14 Speculation is mounting that Prince Harry is having regrets about stepping down as a senior member of the British royal family and moving to Los Angeles, California with his wife Meghan Markle. It has just been reported that Harry is struggling with the fact that he is both friendless and jobless in his new home.

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Maybe I'll invite him to join my Amway downline. He has to be motivated though.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 09:57 PM (sbyCq)


When she dumps him or he comes to his senses and takes off, I hope she becomes a pariah in Hollywood and never works again. Not gonna happen, but I can hope.

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2020 10:14 PM (AMIL/)

76 66 i'm getting a haircut tomorrow!

my hair hasn't been this long since i left for Ft Benning.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2020 10:12 PM (5kusT)

I bought clippers yesterday and took the whole rats nest down to a #2.

Came out pretty well.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 10:14 PM (A5zUN)

77 62 Aetius451AD

Bless you, sir!

Joyce would have approved.

Posted by: ibguy at May 16, 2020 10:14 PM (EHVbt)

78 So the sex isn't that hawt after all?

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He's now a jobless, ex-royal, ex-soldier that gave his wife EVERYTHING she ever wanted.

He's never having sex again. Well, with her at least. And that divorce is gonna be expensive.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:14 PM (WdocV)

79 Robert - you okay?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 16, 2020 10:14 PM (lwiT4)

80 58 Gluten abend, meine fapperschoen!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Gluten... gluteus...

So, "Ass evening"?

I think it's Kateurday, actually, not "relevant to my interests" day. We'll know when da Bear shows up.
Posted by: mikeski at May 16, 2020 10:10 PM (P1f+c)

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"Ass evening" would be "relevant to Robert Dinero's interests". "Relevant to my interests" is teh boobehs.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 16, 2020 10:14 PM (CAJOC)

81 ibguy please tell me it hasn't been two years. Seems likes yesterday.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2020 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

82 For all the crap meg has hustled on him I just bet he could just take a trip with Archie and stay at granny's'. Meg isn't going to be seeing the dump trucks full of money she thought she was going to see.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 16, 2020 10:08 PM (Xt7n2)


That hag won't let him take Archie to England. That baby hasn't been back since he was born. She won't let him see his father's family, because what Megan wants, Megan gets. (I think Harry said that about her before the wedding...)

Posted by: Moki at May 16, 2020 10:14 PM (mFoNl)

83 "Strip club workers and owners, losing their shirts in this coronavirus pandemic"

Isn't a strip club worker's job to lose her shirt?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2020 10:14 PM (DMUuz)

84 Speculation is mounting that Prince Harry is having regrets about stepping down as a senior member of the British royal family and moving to Los Angeles, California with his wife Meghan Markle. It has just been reported that Harry is struggling with the fact that he is both friendless and jobless in his new home.

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I had never before considered the things that royalty don't get exposed to as they grow up. Basic stuff that non-royalty guys see from 8th grade up through college and beyond. Not that we always learn, but we have the chance to.

That poor ignorant bastard probably never had the opportunity to learn very, very basic flags and warning signs in relationships with the fairer sex.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 16, 2020 10:15 PM (ADuZP)

85 {{{{ibguy}}}}

I remember so clearly! They are not even doing the Denver walk this year! It's "virtual"

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 16, 2020 10:15 PM (/UQ/R)

86 There were a lot of really good big budget action/sci-fi movies in the 80s.


Now we get things like Prometheus.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:15 PM (WdocV)

87 You have come so far, Insom, and I am so very happy for you!!
Posted by: Moki at May 16, 2020 10:11 PM (mFoNl)

Thanks so much, Moki!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 16, 2020 10:16 PM (NWiLs)

88 81 Jewells

I know, just so fast.

Was sharing memories of her with the girls tonight. They really loved their aunt.

Posted by: ibguy at May 16, 2020 10:16 PM (EHVbt)

89 He's never having sex again. Well, with her at least. And that divorce is gonna be expensive.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:14 PM (WdocV)

I am pretty sure she can't touch any of his inheritances or allowances.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:16 PM (LZcDP)

90 The weather's getting nice here. Thinking about lighting up the barbecue soon. It would be nice to be able to have people over to enjoy it with. The sad thing is that it's not the illegal mass house-arrest rules that are stopping me. It's knowing that all the people I know around here are so mired in media-generated panic that they'd turn down the invitation so they can stay home and Tweet about how Trump is endangering us all by trying to prevent civilization from actually collapsing.

Posted by: Trimegistus at May 16, 2020 10:16 PM (6k1dn)

91 Meg has two legs, though, right?

Posted by: Sir Paul MacCarteny at May 16, 2020 10:17 PM (l3+k2)

92 85 wds

{{{Hugs}}back.

Posted by: ibguy at May 16, 2020 10:17 PM (EHVbt)

93 Now drop and give me 20, private!!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 16, 2020 10:14 PM (x8Wzq)

*Lays on stomach, takes out wallet, leaves a twenty at your feet*

Posted by: Robert doesn't expect to see that money ever again at May 16, 2020 10:18 PM (1Yy3c)

94 i love lamp

I LOVE LAMP

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 16, 2020 10:18 PM (l9m7l)

95 I am pretty sure she can't touch any of his inheritances or allowances.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:16 PM (LZcDP)

Payback will be a Royal Bitch, I am thinking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 10:18 PM (A5zUN)

96
I am pretty sure she can't touch any of his inheritances or allowances.
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I guess we'll see how good the legalize is when she pulls an Amber Heard on him.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:18 PM (WdocV)

97 Meg has two legs, though, right?
Posted by: Sir Paul MacCarteny at May 16, 2020 10:17 PM (l3+k2)

And as an "ex-Princess" she will be able to charge more for spreadin' 'em.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:19 PM (LZcDP)

98 I'd like to make a clever, snarky, comment about Meg and Harry but I can't. My indifference is just to great to overcome. Sad. I used to care about my snark. Oh well.

I bought a box set (remember those?) of 70s era Eric Clapton live shows a few years back. Crossroads 2. It's really good. I recommend, if you can find it. Probably over at Amazon.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 16, 2020 10:19 PM (njnF2)

99 Publius, AOP, Weasel & others as to whom this might apply:

Y'all were invited in the Garden Thread, to send in tractor pics and good descriptions of the machines, implements and some of the work y'all do with 'em.

Just thought I'd raise the Garden Thread Flag here a bit. It's pretty much where I comment the least, because I can kill an entire garden just by looking at a packet of seeds.

But some Tractory Goodness there might be of interest to those folks who tend to plots larger than the Residential Quarter Acre?

And now if you'll excuse me, that first picture of the bourbon has.. inspired me. Yeah, that's the word. Inspired.

*pours bourbon*


Cheers!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2020 10:19 PM (QzJWU)

100 In the old thread, this chestnut from Mike Hammer:

I would gladly watch any of these. In Pred-O-Rama.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 16, 2020 10:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

Smell-o-Predator
Posted by: Aetius451AD
------

Pred-Aroma
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2020 10:18 PM (ysC0S)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 10:20 PM (A5zUN)

101 {{{WDS}}}

How's Mr. WDS doing? Well, I hope! And I hope you are holding up in your role as caregiver!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 16, 2020 10:20 PM (WFcrO)

102 By the way, Jewells45 has an incredibly awesome selection of jewellery.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 16, 2020 10:20 PM (l9m7l)

103 Was sharing memories of her with the girls tonight. They really loved their aunt.

That's nice ibguy. We have a big family and my kids love every one of their aunts. How wonderful you were able to do that.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2020 10:20 PM (dUJdY)

104 I guess we'll see how good the legalize is when she pulls an Amber Heard on him.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:18 PM (WdocV)

"your mission, Bond..."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:20 PM (LZcDP)

105 And as an "ex-Princess" she will be able to charge more for spreadin' 'em.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:19 PM (LZcDP)

---------

Those "I Dicked A Royal" t-shirts are going to fetch big bank on eBay.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 10:20 PM (sbyCq)

106 If the NFL must at least begin its upcoming season in empty venues due to coronavirus-related safety concerns, Fox has a plan for that: Digitally-rendered audiences and crowd noise.

On FOX Sports today, German football was back, albeit played in empty stadiums with no crowd noise soundtrack. The players and refs on the pitch did not wear masks, though bench players and support staff, along with other officials and medical staff, did. The managers didn't wear masks on the sidelines, either, as they shout instructions to the players on the pitch while the game is underway. Oh, and any player protesting a call by the ref protested the proper social distance 6' away. That last bit was funny to watch.

Posted by: RickZ at May 16, 2020 10:20 PM (Y8PSl)

107 *Lays on stomach, takes out wallet, leaves a twenty at your feet*
Posted by: Robert doesn't expect to see that money ever again at May 16, 2020 10:18 PM (1Yy3c)

I'll donate it to one of those "First Responders R Heroes" thingies.

They are, after all, the True Heroes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 16, 2020 10:21 PM (x8Wzq)

108 Now we get things like Prometheus.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:15 PM


The James Madison loves that film, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2020 10:22 PM (DMUuz)

109 So when Sparkle Farkle got Prince Idiot to give up everything so she could go be a B movie actress again, do you think she actually wanted him to, or was this just the worst fail on a shit test in human history?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:22 PM (WdocV)

110 I really think I need to get out and do something tomorrow. Things are opening up but I've found myself not wanting to go anywhere because it's not like it was. Maybe a trip to the local garden center.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2020 10:22 PM (dUJdY)

111 Wait.

A man drank half a bottle of smooth, aged, 70 yo Scotch? As opposed to sipping it appreciatively and putting the moves on the female driver?

I don't think so.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 10:22 PM (u82oZ)

112 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 16, 2020 10:23 PM (arJlL)

113 > It has just been reported that Harry is struggling with the fact that he is both friendless and jobless in his new home.

She even made him sell his hunting rifles and shotguns.

That boy needs to stop letting his dick do the thinking for him.

It's not like she's even that hot, for Christ's sake. She's okay looking, but I'm pretty sure that if I were fucking royalty with (what used to be) millions/billions of dollars in family money... I could do better. Even if I was just looking for a fuck trophy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 16, 2020 10:23 PM (mNq/0)

114 LS....I am a good nurse Nancy and he is being a good patient

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 16, 2020 10:23 PM (/UQ/R)

115 Aww thank you BC!! I've been busy the past week trying to get more items up.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2020 10:23 PM (dUJdY)

116 Good evening, Horde.

Ibguy--I can't believe two years has gone by since you lost Joyce. My thoughts are with you.

Gone, but never forgotten.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 16, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

117 Jewells45 a

Road trip to Festung NaCly? I don't need your help burning, but I can buy you dinner.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

118 89 He's never having sex again. Well, with her at least. And that divorce is gonna be expensive.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:14 PM (WdocV)

I am pretty sure she can't touch any of his inheritances or allowances.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:16 PM (LZcDP)

She's such a narcissist. What she shoulda done was reviewed everything Duchess Sarah Ferguson went thru. The Palace doesn't suffer fools gladly. Meg seems to think she's smarter than them. Problem is, she's not nor are they going to let her win. She's certainly not making any friends here either it seems.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 16, 2020 10:24 PM (Xt7n2)

119 Those "I Dicked A Royal" t-shirts are going to fetch big bank on eBay.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 10:20 PM (sbyCq)

Harry could open a plumbing company. Call it "The Royal Flush."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:24 PM (LZcDP)

120 The James Madison loves that film, you know.
***

The plot makes no sense, the characters are idiots, and a Mary Sue saves the day.


But I guess Michael Fassbender put in his normal top notch work....so its got that going for it. (Not sarcasm)


Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:24 PM (WdocV)

121 Hi Robert... It's not a waste, otherwise I don't think we'd be here in the first place

Posted by: Katja at May 16, 2020 10:24 PM (KUJSJ)

122 Rodrigo Borgia

Harry has ... issues.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 10:24 PM (u82oZ)

123 84 That poor ignorant bastard probably never had the opportunity to learn very, very basic flags and warning signs in relationships with the fairer sex.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - only 1,000 healthcare workers worldwide have died from COVID-19 at May 16, 2020 10:15 PM (ADuZP)


Exactly. I hope they will correct that gap in the royal training.

"Your Highness, today's lesson is about Borderline Personality Disorder."

Posted by: Splunge at May 16, 2020 10:25 PM (dOV9E)

124 It's getting dark here, but some dude is mowing his lawn. Does he have a headlight on is mower?

Not complaining. it's just weird.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 16, 2020 10:25 PM (x8Wzq)

125 Hi. Am I late?
___

Speculation is mounting that Prince Harry is having regrets

No news story in the past few months has moved me as much as this.

Posted by: mindful webworker
link: Sniffy/Mooch 2020
at May 16, 2020 10:25 PM (ATv6t)

126 > I am pretty sure she can't touch any of his inheritances or allowances.

The phrase "at Her Majesty's pleasure" comes to mind.

And I'm pretty sure that Her Majesty is not pleased by Meghan Markel.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 16, 2020 10:25 PM (mNq/0)

127 119 Those "I Dicked A Royal" t-shirts are going to fetch big bank on eBay.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 10:20 PM (sbyCq)

Harry could open a plumbing company. Call it "The Royal Flush."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:24 PM (LZcDP)

He could open a glazier company and call it "Royal Pane."

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 16, 2020 10:25 PM (NWiLs)

128 109 So when Sparkle Farkle got Prince Idiot to give up everything so she could go be a B movie actress again, do you think she actually wanted him to, or was this just the worst fail on a shit test in human history

I truly believe she thought she would waltz in as his wife, and the British public would demand that she and Harry be moved up in line of succession. To Charles' place. When she realized that she had to work, and she had to be demure and give respect to the Queen and more senior royals, she had enough and demanded to go back to the US, and used the baby as a threat to Harry.

I hope I am wrong and that they have a long and happy life together.

Posted by: Moki at May 16, 2020 10:25 PM (mFoNl)

129 but I'm pretty sure that if I were fucking royalty with (what used to
be) millions/billions of dollars in family money... I could do better.

___

Sign, I used to get the hottest girls. I'll miss you Jeffrey.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at May 16, 2020 10:25 PM (WdocV)

130 PUPPET SHOW

and

Meghan Markle

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 10:25 PM (sbyCq)

131 I have a couple of tumblers like the one in the top pic. They came atop bottles of Flor de Cana rum.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:26 PM (LZcDP)

132 NaCly... I'm retired now so... I would love to make a visit!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2020 10:26 PM (dUJdY)

133 Fox has a plan for that: Digitally-rendered audiences and crowd noise.
---------

The Laugh Track. What's old is new.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2020 10:26 PM (X22L5)

134 > Harry has ... issues.

> Posted by: NaCly Dog

With that mother, how could he not?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 16, 2020 10:26 PM (mNq/0)

135 I heard the Stirlings are nice.

Posted by: pawn at May 16, 2020 10:27 PM (PveK5)

136 I'd be amazed if that Genius Jumper still had an intact knee after that landing. Didn't look like it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2020 10:27 PM (q3gwH)

137 That poor ignorant bastard probably never had the opportunity to
learn very, very basic flags and warning signs in relationships with the
fairer sex.

***

I'm pretty sure they've got people to tell them when they are thinking with the big head...and Prince Idiot told said people to f*ck off.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:27 PM (WdocV)

138 Hey everybody.

Hey, Thin Lizzy as tonight's music hit. Good choice MisHum. I only recently got the Jailbreak album.

Also it's nice to see Joyce could write *something* that was understandable and not 1100 pages long.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

139 My sons, look at the Harry formerly known as Prince, and learn this lesson from him: Never stick it in crazy.

Posted by: Brown Line at May 16, 2020 10:27 PM (S6ArX)

140 113 > It has just been reported that Harry is struggling with the fact that he is both friendless and jobless in his new home.

She even made him sell his hunting rifles and shotguns.

That boy needs to stop letting his dick do the thinking for him.

It's not like she's even that hot, for Christ's sake. She's okay looking, but I'm pretty sure that if I were fucking royalty with (what used to be) millions/billions of dollars in family money... I could do better. Even if I was just looking for a fuck trophy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia



I was stationed in the UK for 3 years in the early 90s. I saw lots of better looking women than her just strolling around some random town. Meg isn't ugly, she's just meh. He could have done a lot better in Banbury.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 16, 2020 10:27 PM (njnF2)

141 Anyone heard from Chavez lately?

haven't seen his nic for a week or so.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 16, 2020 10:28 PM (x8Wzq)

142 lol..Pug I've seen neighbors out mowing in the dark. IDK.. maybe they just like mowing at night. Weird.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2020 10:28 PM (dUJdY)

143 136 I'd be amazed if that Genius Jumper still had an intact knee after that landing. Didn't look like it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2020 10:27 PM (q3gwH)


In my youth, I routinely jumped off of a tree house that was about that high, for fun, with no injuries. You just have to land right.

Posted by: Splunge at May 16, 2020 10:28 PM (dOV9E)

144 It's getting dark here, but some dude is mowing his lawn. Does he have a headlight on is mower?

Not complaining. it's just weird.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 16, 2020 10:25 PM (x8Wzq)

My riding mower has headlights, but they really aren't good for much more than getting it safely back into the barn once darkness falls.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:28 PM (LZcDP)

145 Prince Harry married Markle Sparkle as a big F-U to the Royal Family. And now his prize of a wife has separated him from that family for good. Payback is a bitch.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 16, 2020 10:28 PM (WFcrO)

146 I was stationed in the UK for 3 years in the early 90s. I saw lots of
better looking women than her just strolling around some random town.
***

On the one hand the stereotype about British women....

On the other hand Kate Beckinsale.

Which should I believe?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:28 PM (WdocV)

147 133 Fox has a plan for that: Digitally-rendered audiences and crowd noise.
---------
The Laugh Track. What's old is new.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2020 10:26 PM (X22L5)

Do Greatest Hits that way. Show the blown call the cost N. O. it's superbowl shot with a Laugh Track running. After that, Joe Theismann's Leg.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2020 10:28 PM (q3gwH)

148
I love football, but I will not watch football played in an empty stadium. This is beyond stupid, into bizarre territory.

Good evening all.

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 16, 2020 10:08 PM (iTXRQ)


The no-fan games should be played on junior high school fields. Not much seating at those to begin with, so the networks won't have to deal with a big, empty, echoing background environment. Light and camera towers or cranes can be set-up. State of the art artificial turf can be laid down, or send the pro stadium ground crews in several weeks before to sod and groom the field. I think it would be a great move by the NFL.

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2020 10:29 PM (AMIL/)

149 Hilarious news out of Vietnam - early in the CCP virus epidemic, when China was insisting that everything was fine, Vietnamese hackers broke into Chinese government servers, found out that the epidemic was much worse than what China had been admitting to, which bought Vietnam time to prepare for the epidemic.

Vietnam has known for centuries that China asshoe.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 10:29 PM (I2/tG)

150 That NFL holographic audience idea is stupid. About the same as the laugh tracks on sit coms.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 16, 2020 10:29 PM (ZSCE/)

151 Jewells45

We can coordinate on the other channel. I'm in the middle of my production shed build, so it's a bit of a mess. But Monday is my last day of work this school year.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 10:30 PM (u82oZ)

152 Permission to insert computer generated fans in the stands? This is just the break the NFL, WNBA, and NASCAR needed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 16, 2020 10:30 PM (L+kF6)

153
It's getting dark here, but some dude is mowing his lawn.
___

Here that sound Sally? That's the sound of dinner! I love the smell of gasoline at dusk!

Posted by: A couple of mosquitos getting ready to make their attack at May 16, 2020 10:30 PM (WdocV)

154 *yahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*

I fucking love this movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 10:30 PM (A5zUN)

155 Everything I know about Harry and Silly was foisted on me against my will.

Posted by: jsg at May 16, 2020 10:30 PM (aFWbw)

156 Has anyone watched Stand Up Guys?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 16, 2020 10:31 PM (/UQ/R)

157 Anyone heard from Chavez lately?

haven't seen his nic for a week or so.
Last post I saw from Chavez contained the Death Word. Perhaps he wasn't aware that he just asked to be banned.

Posted by: Panhandler at May 16, 2020 10:31 PM (S/rwf)

158 Rodrigo Borgia

Has it been confirmed that Charles, Prince of Wales, is not his father?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 10:31 PM (u82oZ)

159 116 LadyL

Thank you, dear Big Sis.

Posted by: ibguy at May 16, 2020 10:31 PM (EHVbt)

160 146 I was stationed in the UK for 3 years in the early 90s. I saw lots of
better looking women than her just strolling around some random town.
***

On the one hand the stereotype about British women....

On the other hand Kate Beckinsale.

Which should I believe?
Posted by: 18-1



It's like anywhere else. I saw smoking hot and I saw WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!??! And all points in between that spectrum. I liked Britain. A lot.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 16, 2020 10:32 PM (njnF2)

161 The thing is, Jewells45's stuff is really great. I mean, it's very individual but it also reaches out to the universal. Very hard to describe, because I've bought a bunch of it so you lot can't really know what I mean.

--that's got to be a sales quote, right Jewells45? "If BecningChasm Bought it and HE can't understand it, it's got to be a right masterpiece, yes? Cos otherwise everyone would have done it. And everyone hasn't. Only Jewells45 has managed it, which means it's unique. And I'm looking at the ones I bought, and they are definitely unique. Too bad you can have them, but there you go, isn't it?"

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 16, 2020 10:32 PM (l9m7l)

162 Permission to insert computer generated fans in the stands? This is just the break the NFL, WNBA, and NASCAR needed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Fewer than 1,000 healthcare workers WORLDWIDE have died from COVID-19 at May 16, 2020 10:30 PM (L+kF6)

And for the WNBA, they could have thousands of computer-generated Subarus in the stadium parking lot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:32 PM (LZcDP)

163 The NFL is only going to use a laugh track for the Bears games.

Posted by: lowandslow at May 16, 2020 10:32 PM (4thlk)

164 Relationships:
1. The couple in the joke
B. Harry & Morgan
x. Husband for Sale

Gals! 'mirite?

Posted by: mindful webworker
link: Sniffy/Mooch 2020
at May 16, 2020 10:33 PM (ATv6t)

165 Florida Man Justin Mosser had a very legit reason for driving around with his penis out

___

Ok kids, the SECRET word for today is arrest. HAHAHAHA. I hate being arrested HAHAHAHA.


Posted by: Pee Wee Herman at May 16, 2020 10:33 PM (WdocV)

166 162 And for the WNBA, they could have thousands of computer-generated Subarus in the stadium parking lot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:32 PM (LZcDP)


That's really funny.

Posted by: Splunge at May 16, 2020 10:33 PM (dOV9E)

167 The last music link is "unavailable" for me.

That's okay. I didn't listen to the other two, either.

Posted by: mindful webworker
link: Sniffy/Mooch 2020
at May 16, 2020 10:34 PM (ATv6t)

168 He was airing it out.

h/t Hairyback Guy

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 10:34 PM (A5zUN)

169 A better option for NFL Crowd Noise, would be to just hot mic a pair of major sports bars.

One in the Home Team's town, and the other in the Visitor's town.

The whole thing would have to be on a 7 sec. delay, including the video feed.

'Cause there'd be a whole lotta F bombs being bleeped out.

But it would be authentic crowd noise, and crowd noise actually being directly relevant to the game being played.

They should use this idea, and they should pay me royalties.

Note: Merkle is no longer royalty, and is not valuable to me as currency, or otherwise.

U.S. Dollars only, please.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2020 10:34 PM (QzJWU)

170 I'm trying to remember the last NFL game I watched and I'm drawing a blank. Did the Patriots win the last SB again?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:34 PM (WdocV)

171 Wow, there's too many misspellings and grammar whatevers in that to be useful. Sorry, Jewells45.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 16, 2020 10:34 PM (l9m7l)

172 How does the WNBA stay in business? Are they popular in Europe or something?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:35 PM (WdocV)

173 That NFL holographic audience idea is stupid. About the same as the laugh tracks on sit coms.

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&&


Great idea!

Fumble -> laugh track.

Missed extra point -> laugh track.

Posted by: mikeski at May 16, 2020 10:36 PM (P1f+c)

174
172 How does the WNBA stay in business? Are they popular in Europe or something?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:35 PM (WdocV)

Don't they get some of the profits from the NBA?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 10:36 PM (A5zUN)

175 Apologies but just gotta share this, it's delicious and I love the tweeted responses to the "scared journalist." Link to Twitchy.

https://tinyurl.com/y9lfbgm2

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)

176 Chavez put up a brief post this week saying (iirc) that he was going in for an appointment and he possibly could get some more hopeful news then, but I didn't see anything after that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2020 10:36 PM (q3gwH)

177 lol.. BC.. it's the thought and I truly appreciate it very much

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2020 10:36 PM (dUJdY)

178 They should use this idea, and they should pay me royalties.

Note: Merkle is no longer royalty, and is not valuable to me as currency, or otherwise.

U.S. Dollars only, please.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2020 10:34 PM (QzJWU)

That's actually a great idea, Jim, and would be cheaper to implement, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:36 PM (LZcDP)

179 That NFL holographic audience idea is stupid.

Have Romans in togas in the stands.

Or orcs.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 10:36 PM (I2/tG)

180 94
i love lamp

I LOVE LAMP


SPOON!

Posted by: The Tick at May 16, 2020 10:36 PM (kf5Ci)

181 Fumble -> laugh track.



Missed extra point -> laugh track.

***

Takes a knee -> slide whistle

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:36 PM (WdocV)

182 ibguy.

My first bourbon is a toast to the memory of your dear Joyce.

LIL' SIS!


*quiet cheers, mate*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2020 10:37 PM (QzJWU)

183 Have Romans in togas in the stands.



Or orcs.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 10:36PM (I2/tG)
___
Why are you people all lookin at me? I ain't no Roman.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 16, 2020 10:37 PM (WdocV)

184 {{{Li'l Bro}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at May 16, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

185 NaCly.. sounds good. You know how to reach me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2020 10:38 PM (dUJdY)

186
Gave the six kennel dogs some run time this evening in pairs: Finn and Delilah, Dan and Val, then Sonny and Peanut. A good time is had by all: zoomies, Mommy and Daddy time and a bit of show training.

Sonny is the least good among the intact males but, damn, at a trot he gets from A to B faster and with less effort than anyone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2020 10:38 PM (mht8P)

187 75 Apologies but just gotta share this, it's delicious and I love the tweeted responses to the "scared journalist." Link to Twitchy.

https://tinyurl.com/y9lfbgm2
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)

"Encouraging this hate will lead to a reporter getting killed."

Be Still, my Beating Heart.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2020 10:39 PM (q3gwH)

188 > Takes a knee -> slide whistle

Players bend over at the line of scrimmage: fart noise.

That one would never get old.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 16, 2020 10:39 PM (mNq/0)

189 The part of me that enjoys celebrity train wrecks hopes that when things get settled down a bit and PDT gets re-elected, he occasionally harasses Harry and Sparkles on Twitter.

Posted by: Jmel at May 16, 2020 10:39 PM (2yK9D)

190 'the death word' ?

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 16, 2020 10:39 PM (iTXRQ)

191 Here's another thought:

Just end this fucking made-up pandemic and let our people go!

*long string of expletives with a lot of arm flailing*

It's all bullshit!!!!

*reaches for bourbon drink*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 16, 2020 10:39 PM (x8Wzq)

192 I figured that the NFL would eventually. I just didn't think it was going to be so soon.

I used to live in San Diego and be a Charger fan. So perhaps I was given a foretaste of the inevitable.

Posted by: JAS at May 16, 2020 10:39 PM (dT9VH)

193 83 Have Romans in togas in the stands.
Or orcs.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 10:36PM (I2/tG)
___
Why are you people all lookin at me? I ain't no Roman.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at May 16, 2020 10:37 PM (WdocV)

Edit in the crowd from Zoidberg's Planet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2020 10:40 PM (q3gwH)

194 How does the WNBA stay in business?

The Portland WNBA team folded. If you can't have a lesbian-oriented professional team make it in Portland, you are in trouble.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 10:40 PM (I2/tG)

195 It'll be great! I love everything about you except your family, your home, your job, your country...

Posted by: Meagie Merkle at May 16, 2020 10:40 PM (CTJwJ)

196 lol Pug.. exactly how I feel! Tired of this madness.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2020 10:41 PM (dUJdY)

197 Fox has a plan for that: Digitally-rendered audiences and crowd noise.
--------------------------------
They did that in an episode of Deep Space 9.


How about an audience of little green ETs as in Lazer Tag?

CGI audiences - the possibilities are endless! aliens! angels! dead starlets! historical figures! Hundreds of Mr Smith from Matrix!

Posted by: mindful webworker
link: Sniffy/Mooch 2020
at May 16, 2020 10:41 PM (ATv6t)

198 182 Jim

Thank you, sir!

Side note: Our Grandmother and aunt/uncle lived for many years on (in?) Galveston - we did a family road trip there a long time ago.

Posted by: ibguy at May 16, 2020 10:41 PM (EHVbt)

199 Apologies but just gotta share this, it's delicious and I love the
tweeted responses to the "scared journalist." Link to Twitchy.


___

Spitting on soldiers - reasonable and righteous.


Throwing things at Trump supporters - understandable


Yelling at a reporter for fanning terror - beyond the pale


Posted by: Lefty logic at May 16, 2020 10:42 PM (WdocV)

200 The Aristocrats!

Posted by: dartist at May 16, 2020 10:42 PM (K22Va)

201 Harry's really raised the bar for being p*ssy whipped, hasn't he?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

202
Went out for dinner tonight at our favorite Cajun restaurant. 50% of the tables were open for seating, full menu, no bar but drinkies available. We thanked the manager for his efforts and left a big tip for the server.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2020 10:43 PM (mht8P)

203 That NFL holographic audience idea is stupid.

Half gay, quarter black, quarter Asian. To make it more realistic like Hollywood.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2020 10:43 PM (ELgVT)

204 Harry's really raised the bar for being p*ssy whipped, hasn't he?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 10:42 PM (I2/tG)

--------

Oh I don't think so.

Posted by: Henry VI at May 16, 2020 10:43 PM (sbyCq)

205 Chavez put up a brief post this week saying (iirc) that he was going in for an appointment and he possibly could get some more hopeful news then, but I didn't see anything after that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2020 10:36 PM (q3gwH)

That's the last thing I saw too.

I am praying for that crusty old bastard, whether he likes it or not.

I invited him to my AO to have a drink.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 16, 2020 10:43 PM (x8Wzq)

206 Do it. Do it.

Come on, come on!

Kill me, I'm here!

Such a well done movie. They should never have tried to improve on perfection.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 10:43 PM (A5zUN)

207
191 Here's another thought:

Just end this fucking made-up pandemic and let our people go!

*long string of expletives with a lot of arm flailing*

It's all bullshit!!!!

*reaches for bourbon drink*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 16, 2020 10:39 PM (x8Wzq)



Yep.

I never drank the Covid Kool Aid. The one who did have lost their minds.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 16, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

208 Ones

Posted by: Ladyl at May 16, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)

209 Poor Harry. He's got bad case of ''no one gives a damn about me anymore''. I'm sure they thought they'd get plenty of publicity as soon as they moved to the states. What they got is COVID-19 24-7. Couldn't happen to a more deserving pair.

Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2020 10:44 PM (gLRfa)

210 > Harry's really raised the bar for being p*ssy whipped, hasn't he?

I'm pretty sure the ghost of Henry VIII is laughing at his cuck ass.

You just know she's going to cuck him in the most embarrassingly public way possible sooner or later, right?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 16, 2020 10:45 PM (mNq/0)

211 ..Side note: Our Grandmother and aunt/uncle lived for many years on (in?) Galveston - we did a family road trip there a long time ago.

Posted by: ibguy at May 16, 2020 10:41 PM (EHVbt)



Well, I'm pretty sure we missed meeting one another, back then. I didn't move here to Galveston until 2003.

But you're always welcome to make another road trip, amigo!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 16, 2020 10:45 PM (QzJWU)

212 How does the WNBA stay in business?
---------

The same way that all progressive endeavors survive. They are parasites, leeches, which attach themselves to a successful host and suck its lifeblood.

This is necessary because their own ideas/visions/programs could not possibly succeed on their own.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2020 10:45 PM (830x5)

213 ''Oh I don't think so.
Posted by: Henry VI at May 16, 2020 10:43 PM (sbyCq)''

But in your defense you a bit on the mentally deficient side weren't you.?

Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2020 10:45 PM (gLRfa)

214 Just end this fucking made-up pandemic and let our people go!

Insty just posted crowd pictures from Manhattan, Ground Zero in the Plague City.

Yeah, people are just saying fuck it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 10:46 PM (I2/tG)

215 209 Poor Harry. He's got bad case of ''no one gives a damn about me anymore''. I'm sure they thought they'd get plenty of publicity as soon as they moved to the states. What they got is COVID-19 24-7. Couldn't happen to a more deserving pair.
Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2020 10:44 PM (gLRfa)

I don't disagree, but there is another way to look at it:

-his entire life has been spent as a royal. Distinct mindset.

-He gives it all up to be a trophy husband/handbag.

-he is starting to see the chick ain't worth erasing his own life so she can follow her dreams.

-as someone said above- guess the sex was not THAT good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 10:46 PM (A5zUN)

216 197 Fox has a plan for that: Digitally-rendered audiences and crowd noise.
--------------------------------
They did that in an episode of Deep Space 9.

How about an audience of little green ETs as in Lazer Tag?

CGI audiences - the possibilities are endless! aliens! angels! dead starlets! historical figures! Hundreds of Mr Smith from Matrix!
Posted by: mindful webworker
link: Sniffy/Mooch 2020
at May 16, 2020 10:41 PM (ATv6t)

May as well just play a game of Madden then.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 16, 2020 10:47 PM (NgKpN)

217 Prince Harry May Have Regrets About 'Megxit' as It's Revealed He's Struggling With New Life

That pussy used to sparkle !

What ever could have happened?

*snort*

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 16, 2020 10:47 PM (+QDTy)

218 > But in your defense you a bit on the mentally deficient side weren't you.?

We talking normal people standards or European royalty standards?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 16, 2020 10:47 PM (mNq/0)

219 In California here.... 30 more days of this crap and we'll starting looking at robbing neighbors of food and shit. What is the Covid safety protocol for pillaging?

Posted by: DooDad at May 16, 2020 10:48 PM (SnLSx)

220 You just know she's going to cuck him in the most embarrassingly public way possible sooner or later, right?

***

Throple with Crapperdick and Crapperdick's wife?



Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:48 PM (WdocV)

221 Jewells--ha ha, the joke is ON YOU!, because I just ordered another of your creations. Also very, very beautiful.

And soon, it will be mine! So I can control the entire universe!

--okay, jokes over, I do NOT (waves hands) want to control the universe. Much.

Ha ha kidding, I am just going to be holding some really beautiful jewelry.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 16, 2020 10:48 PM (l9m7l)

222 "my husband is for sale"

Except for the sign, this photo looks just like a level in Hitman 2. That storm drain is a shortcut.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 16, 2020 10:48 PM (LxTcq)

223 219 In California here.... 30 more days of this crap and we'll starting looking at robbing neighbors of food and shit. What is the Covid safety protocol for pillaging?
Posted by: DooDad at May 16, 2020 10:48 PM (SnLSx)

---------

Plunder first, then burn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 10:48 PM (sbyCq)

224 Aetius451AD

As a women I knew would say "You have to have several common interests. Orgasms just don't last long enough." Alrighty, then.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 10:48 PM (u82oZ)

225 > Throple with Crapperdick and Crapperdick's wife?

Threesome with Ru Paul and Ellen Degeneres.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 16, 2020 10:49 PM (mNq/0)

226 197 Fox has a plan for that: Digitally-rendered audiences and crowd noise.
--------------------------------
They did that in an episode of Deep Space 9.

How about an audience of little green ETs as in Lazer Tag?

CGI audiences - the possibilities are endless! aliens! angels! dead starlets! historical figures! Hundreds of Mr Smith from Matrix!
Posted by: mindful webworker
link: Sniffy/Mooch 2020
at May 16, 2020 10:41 PM (ATv6t)

Big Safety tip!

Always remember its Pillage THEN burn.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 16, 2020 10:49 PM (NgKpN)

227
Insty just posted crowd pictures from Manhattan, Ground Zero in the Plague City.

***

Not only will they not close the number one disease vector in the biggest hot spot in the country (if not the world), they only got around to cleaning the NYC subways a couple months after all this got going.

This whole thing is a sick f*cking joke.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:49 PM (WdocV)

228 .
Christina Blazing-Crotch Ford says that she does not believe Tara Reade.

Women's groups are busy knitting blue veined 'Joe's Junk' hats for the upcoming 'Pound Me Too, Joe' march in July.

Posted by: Mongo at May 16, 2020 10:50 PM (dHTtp)

229 ''But in your defense you a bit on the mentally deficient side weren't you.?

We talking normal people standards or European royalty standards? ''

We're talking medieval highly inbred European standards. Poor thing. His wife was a tiger though.

Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2020 10:50 PM (gLRfa)

230 197 Fox has a plan for that: Digitally-rendered audiences and crowd noise.

-------------

Hmmmm.....

Posted by: Joe Biden's Campaign Manager at May 16, 2020 10:51 PM (aFWbw)

231 Actually, we are missing the obvious answer for Sparkle Farkle.
***

She's got to become a transman and then release a videotape of sex with Prince Idiot. She's become the biggest star on Hollyweird overnight.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:51 PM (WdocV)

232 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yajbjl88

https://tinyurl.com/ydbere89

https://tinyurl.com/y6uposzt

https://tinyurl.com/yddpoupu

https://tinyurl.com/ycyz85rp

Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2020 10:51 PM (qAR6u)

233 Sorry to go off on a tangent, but I need something explained.

Why are Australians seemingly to a person, all such a bunch of screaming asshole Karens from hell?

It seems every Australian I find on any other social media platform, anywhere, is a super SJW cussing their hateful heads off.

If their entire fucking worthless island was nuked, would anyone miss anything there other than the kangaroos?

End rant. Thanks guys.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

234 Robert, 'way back upthread:
Evening.
Thinking about the last 40 years.
What a fucking waste.
Thinking of the next 40 years.
Nothing but misery to look forward to.
Fuck my life.

So how's everyone doing tonight?


Yet here you are, despite all that, bringing your self here to Sustenance Central, and asking after everybody like a real caring person. Bless your heart.

Wait, I meant that sincerely.

Posted by: mindful webworker
link: Sniffy/Mooch 2020
at May 16, 2020 10:51 PM (ATv6t)

235 Not only will they not close the number one disease vector in the biggest hot spot in the country (if not the world), they only got around to cleaning the NYC subways a couple months after all this got going.

--------

No matter. At the rate they're killing nursing home patients it should all balance out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 10:52 PM (sbyCq)

236 I'm sure they thought they'd get plenty of publicity as soon as they moved to the states.

Thinking that people were interested in him, rather than in his position.

I saw this in my industry - people occupying senior positions could get hundreds of people to gather at conferences to listen to their Big Thoughts. A couple of them decided that they could become consultants, and charge clients hundreds of dollars an hour to explicate their Big Thoughts. They rapidly learned that people were only interested in their Big Thoughts because of the position they occupied, not because of them personally.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 10:52 PM (I2/tG)

237 I took a very long walk along one of the many excellent trails in our fine city. I saw way more idiots wearing masks than I expected. I would have knocked these idiots into the weeds or gleefully dumped them off their bikes, but, Oooh! Manners and shit! Oooh!

I am surrounded by retards.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 16, 2020 10:52 PM (x8Wzq)

238 Women's groups are busy knitting blue veined 'Joe's Junk' hats for the upcoming 'Pound Me Too, Joe' march in July.
___

Thank you. Truly thank you. And I only regret that I have a mere 10 finger to bang all of you with. But, uh, That Guy willing, we will get through this.

Posted by: Joey Two Fingers at May 16, 2020 10:52 PM (WdocV)

239 It seems every Australian I find on any other social media platform, anywhere, is a super SJW cussing their hateful heads off.


----------

GFY, mate.

Posted by: A Kangaroo at May 16, 2020 10:53 PM (sbyCq)

240 >>> Digitally-rendered audiences and crowd noise.



Somebody was a really big fan of Bull Durham.

Posted by: Turn Two at May 16, 2020 10:53 PM (BHYVd)

241 -as someone said above- guess the sex was not THAT good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 10:46 PM (A5zUN)


Turns out there WAS chrome left on the trailer hitch!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 16, 2020 10:53 PM (jnM20)

242 I live just outside Falls Church VA. On the way to the garden center yesterday we saw a cyclist--alone--biking alone with both a mask and gloves.

Posted by: Lirio100 at May 16, 2020 10:53 PM (JK7Jw)

243 Not only will they not close the number one disease vector in the biggest hot spot in the country (if not the world), they only got around to cleaning the NYC subways a couple months after all this got going.

Time for today's article on how the Trump Virus is about to ravage the heartland!

Posted by: The New York Times! at May 16, 2020 10:54 PM (I2/tG)

244 Went to the beach tonight on Siesta Key, pretty busy for this time of year, only saw maybe 5 mask wearers.

I think it'll get busier down here with northerners who want to get away from their prison states and petty tyrant governors with their appointed hacks

Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2020 10:54 PM (qAR6u)

245 It seems every Australian I find on any other social media platform, anywhere, is a super SJW cussing their hateful heads off.

***

I've met non-SJW Aussies. They did all swear like drunk sailors though.

One woman, a dainty 20-something that I went on a hike with up a steep hill got a good cadence with her g*d damn"s and "f*ck"s.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 10:54 PM (WdocV)

246 Harry will fall in with the wrong Hollywood crowd and start drinking and then it's a short hop to drugs which are plentiful out there. Another thing you know will happen. No wonder his brother is despondent over the split.

Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2020 10:54 PM (gLRfa)

247 Huh. Pierce Brosnan and I share the eact same birthday. But I look better.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 16, 2020 10:54 PM (HuH1F)

248 Happy birthday!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 16, 2020 10:55 PM (2N7oZ)

249 Turns out there WAS chrome left on the trailer hitch!
___

As if. I don't like meat OR the bone.

Posted by: Sparkle Farkle at May 16, 2020 10:55 PM (WdocV)

250 A couple of them decided that they could become consultants, and charge clients hundreds of dollars an hour to explicate their Big Thoughts.

--

"I don't get it. I'd always have a huge crowd at the mandatory annual employee meetings."

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 16, 2020 10:55 PM (ADuZP)

251 Got the stink eye from some dude stocking a dairy case today. Of course I wasn't wearing a mask. I paid him no mind.

Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2020 10:55 PM (gLRfa)

252 It seems every Australian I find on any other social media platform, anywhere, is a super SJW cussing their hateful heads off.

If their entire fucking worthless island was nuked, would anyone miss anything there other than the kangaroos?

End rant. Thanks guys.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

Maybe social media platforms are magnets for assholes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:56 PM (LZcDP)

253 As a women I knew would say "You have to have several common interests. Orgasms just don't last long enough." Alrighty, then.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 10:48 PM (u82oZ)


NaCly, I see you quite properly used the past tense there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 16, 2020 10:56 PM (jnM20)

254 Bought a Jewells45 creation...and it's beautiful.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 16, 2020 10:56 PM (l9m7l)

255 It seems every Australian I find on any other social media platform, anywhere, is a super SJW cussing their hateful heads off.

If their entire fucking worthless island was nuked, would anyone miss anything there other than the kangaroos?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)


Such a h8er!

Posted by: Platypus Local # 639 at May 16, 2020 10:56 PM (Y8PSl)

256 Harry will fall in with the wrong Hollywood crowd and start drinking and then it's a short hop to drugs which are plentiful out there.

---------

My prediction: In six months he'll be cooking meth is a mobile home in Riverside County and you'll see him on COPS.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 10:56 PM (sbyCq)

257 242 I live just outside Falls Church VA. On the way to the garden center yesterday we saw a cyclist--alone--biking alone with both a mask and gloves.
Posted by: Lirio100 at May 16, 2020 10:53 PM (JK7Jw)

I see people in cars like that all of the time.

I would like to Indiana Jones them off of a cliff but we don't have any cliffs around here.

Posted by: jsg at May 16, 2020 10:56 PM (aFWbw)

258 Is this the ONT?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 10:57 PM (rCwaK)

259 My prediction: In six months he'll be cooking meth is a mobile home in Riverside County and you'll see him on COPS.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 10:56 PM (sbyCq)

Trying to crawl under a couch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 16, 2020 10:57 PM (x8Wzq)

260 241 -as someone said above- guess the sex was not THAT good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 10:46 PM (A5zUN)

Turns out there WAS chrome left on the trailer hitch!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 16, 2020 10:53 PM (jnM20)

*golfclap*

Made me think of that scene from BASEketball with Jenny McCarthy and.... Napoleon Solo?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 10:57 PM (A5zUN)

261 I am surrounded by retards.

Saw a Karen driving by my house today wearing a mask. She was the only person in the car.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 10:57 PM (I2/tG)

262 Thanks, Joe. Now get away from me.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 16, 2020 10:57 PM (HuH1F)

263 Time to deny sleep. Weird sentence I know. But it's my life.

Love you all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 16, 2020 10:57 PM (l9m7l)

264 The media is trying to take another shot at DeSantis with a bullshit "alarming hotspot Palm Beach" stories

Unsaid is that Palm Beach is full of rich Noo Yawkahs who have bugged out of Manhattan, the NY Slimes had an "alarming" story of 400 thousand Noo Yawkahs who've got out of Dodge, from the wealthiest neighborhoods.

Shit, without theaters, restaurants, sports, and museums NYC is a very sucky place to be

Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2020 10:58 PM (qAR6u)

265 They rapidly learned that people were only interested in their Big Thoughts because of the position they occupied, not because of them personally.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 10:52 PM (I2/tG)


This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Shrillary! at May 16, 2020 10:58 PM (Y8PSl)

266 Hello, Horde.

OK, so I have SOME neighbors maybe 4-5 miles out and to the SE of me that was shooting, I'm pretty sure, a damned MG42 and a Ma Deuce this evening. I'm far from a gun expert, (I have pictures of my guns that I lost in the canoe wreck) But I know what these weapons sound like. I will inquire at the pub tomorrow and keep you all posted.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, Wants to shoot that fifty at May 16, 2020 10:58 PM (Vy7tf)

267 I live just outside Falls Church VA. On the way to
the garden center yesterday we saw a cyclist--alone--biking alone with
both a mask and gloves.

Posted by: Lirio100 at May 16, 2020 10:53 PM (JK7Jw)


If you meet the buddha on the road, waste him with your crossbow.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 16, 2020 10:58 PM (2N7oZ)

268 Got the stink eye from some dude stocking a dairy case today.

-

I wonder how many hands touch the handle of those doors every week.

But yeah, something mask something something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 16, 2020 10:58 PM (ADuZP)

269 Time to deny sleep. Weird sentence I know. But it's my life.

Love you all.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 16, 2020 10:57 PM (l9m7l)

G'night.

Make sleep your bitch!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 16, 2020 10:58 PM (x8Wzq)

270 ''Harry will fall in with the wrong Hollywood crowd and start drinking and then it's a short hop to drugs which are plentiful out there.

---------

My prediction: In six months he'll be cooking meth is a mobile home in Riverside County and you'll see him on COPS.''

Then the mandatory appearance on Oprah to tell all. Poor dope. He had a life most would argue was more than acceptable and he throws it away for a 4th string actress.

Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2020 10:59 PM (gLRfa)

271 Saw a Karen driving by my house today wearing a mask. She was the only person in the car.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 10:57 PM (I2/tG)

Saw that today in my little town. But nobody in the grocery store was wearing one. The woman at the checkout wore disposable gloves.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 10:59 PM (LZcDP)

272 Seems the only way for Dems to win is if lots more people die. Funny how they're always hoping for disaster to befall Americans.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 10:59 PM (rCwaK)

273 first of all, thanks to everyone for their prayers and concern. thursday, first day of chemo. fun, for sure. this monday, hippocampus repair. more chemo. can't drive. sleep like shit. worst shit i've ever done. i don't recommend this tour. i'm trying to keep a positive attitude through this. there are dark days now, and many ahead. thanks, again.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 16, 2020 11:00 PM (KP5rU)

274 18-1, hmmm thanks

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:00 PM (L2ZTs)

275 Thank you BC!! and good night.. sleep well.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2020 11:01 PM (dUJdY)

276 Good luck, chavez.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 11:01 PM (A5zUN)

277 Joe Biden's handlers need to get him to wear a mask at every event, even ones from his basement. He needs to show solidarity with the Democrat Mask Brigade! And...his handlers can hide a BlueTooth speaker under the mask, and get a Joe-impersonator to speak intelligently, in place of the real, senile Joe!

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2020 11:01 PM (AMIL/)

278 The joke makes me reconsider a thought I once had.

If the police pull you over and you hop out of the car a chug a pint of liquor in front of them, could they really prove you were driving drunk prior to the stop?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 16, 2020 11:01 PM (WmnM/)

279 Saw a Karen driving by my house today wearing a mask. She was the only person in the car.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 10:57 PM (I2/tG)

I see that a lot.

At first I was amused.

Then I was annoyed.

Now I am angry.

Again: surrounded by retards.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 16, 2020 11:01 PM (x8Wzq)

280 ''Unsaid is that Palm Beach is full of rich Noo Yawkahs who have bugged out of Manhattan, the NY Slimes had an "alarming" story of 400 thousand Noo Yawkahs who've got out of Dodge, from the wealthiest neighborhoods.

Taking the virus with them.

Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2020 11:01 PM (gLRfa)

281 chavez the hugo

There are easier ways to meet nurses.

Hope yours are smoke-shows that aid, inspire, and comfort you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 11:01 PM (u82oZ)

282 I saw a woman at a bus stop, sitting alone. Wearing a mask. This is the country. There was no one walking nearby.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:02 PM (rCwaK)

283 She was the only person in the car.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 10:57 PM (I2/tG)


Did a late night run to the grocery store. Amazing number of masks, but this is Karen Country here in NoVA. I was tickled at the husband-wife pairs where the male was NOT wearing a mask, and the number of singleton people in cars wearing masks.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 16, 2020 11:02 PM (jnM20)

284 Harry will fall in with the wrong Hollywood crowd
and start drinking and then it's a short hop to drugs which are
plentiful out there. Another thing you know will happen. No wonder
his brother is despondent over the split.

Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2020 10:54 PM (gLRfa)


I really don't mind if I don't make the scene. I've got a day time job and I'm doing all right.

Posted by: The Harry formerly known as Prince at May 16, 2020 11:02 PM (2N7oZ)

285 Sale or lease?

Posted by: navybrat at May 16, 2020 11:02 PM (w7KSn)

286 Since the Boy Scouts are not being allowed to place flags in the national cemeteries this year, I did it myself. I couldn't do all 150,000 or so but I placed one for my dad and a couple of dozen others. If you are near a national cemetery, consider stopping by your local Hobby Lobby or whatever, buying a few flags and paying a visit.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at May 16, 2020 11:03 PM (qc+VF)

287 first of all, thanks to everyone for their prayers and concern. thursday, first day of chemo. fun, for sure. this monday, hippocampus repair. more chemo. can't drive. sleep like shit. worst shit i've ever done. i don't recommend this tour. i'm trying to keep a positive attitude through this. there are dark days now, and many ahead. thanks, again.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 16, 2020 11:00 PM (KP5rU)

Glad to see you here, chavez. We are all pulling for you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 11:03 PM (LZcDP)

288 I will soon have a Jewells4 necklace! May the rest of you be as fortunate as I.

Good night, all.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 16, 2020 11:03 PM (l9m7l)

289 Chavez!!! Hang in there dude.. really. Seen loved ones and friends go through it. It sucks. Bigly. You've got this.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2020 11:03 PM (dUJdY)

290 As far as I can tell, the Karens seem to believe Wuhan Flu just floats in the air, literally everywhere out of their houses.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 11:03 PM (WdocV)

291 Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi

Your Grace, it is worse than that. Cuomo killed the most reliable FDR Dems voters around. To save on health care.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 11:03 PM (u82oZ)

292 282 I saw a woman at a bus stop, sitting alone. Wearing a mask. This is the country. There was no one walking nearby.


It's like laying in bed by yourself with a condom on.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 16, 2020 11:03 PM (WmnM/)

293 thanks, again.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 16, 2020 11:00 PM (KP5rU)

Good to hear from you. Hang tough, brother.

Come to Colorado when you can. I'll buy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Distracted at May 16, 2020 11:03 PM (x8Wzq)

294 I really don't mind if I don't make the scene. I've got a day time job and I'm doing all right.
Posted by: The Harry formerly known as Prince at May 16, 2020 11:02 PM (2N7oZ)

--------

To be fair, he can play the honkie tonk like anyone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 11:04 PM (sbyCq)

295 Re: Obama's "leaked" phone call. People are saying it's spliced together. It does sound strange, but I don't know why you'd have to fake a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2020 11:04 PM (1vynn)

296 Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2020 11:01 PM (AMIL/)

"Tap, tap, is this thing on?"

"Joe, STFU!"

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 16, 2020 11:04 PM (jnM20)

297 first of all, thanks to everyone for their prayers
and concern. thursday, first day of chemo. fun, for sure. this monday,
hippocampus repair. more chemo. can't drive. sleep like shit. worst shit
i've ever done. i don't recommend this tour. i'm trying to keep a
positive attitude through this. there are dark days now, and many ahead.
thanks, again.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 16, 2020 11:00 PM (KP5rU)

{{{Chavez}}} I am so sorry to hear what your're dealing with. I highly recommend medicinal pot for post-chemo. Works wonders according to friends.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:04 PM (rCwaK)

298 Bitter Clinger

You should know where that hand has been.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 11:04 PM (u82oZ)

299 > thanks, again.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Good luck and God Bless

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 16, 2020 11:04 PM (iTXRQ)

300 For the record, I always make the women I grope wear a mask. One that doesn't cover much of their hair though, I mean obviously.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 16, 2020 11:04 PM (WdocV)

301 Love that Utopia song.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 16, 2020 11:04 PM (r+sAi)

302 Actually, I just asked my husband. He went to the grocery store in Falls Church today. He said not everyone was wearing masks and no one was paying attention to the arrows on the floor. Maybe a gleam of hope?

Posted by: Lirio100 at May 16, 2020 11:04 PM (JK7Jw)

303 291 Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi

Your Grace, it is worse than that. Cuomo killed the most reliable FDR Dems voters around. To save on health care.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 11:03 PM (u82oZ)

But don't worry, they will still be getting their mail in ballots!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 16, 2020 11:04 PM (NgKpN)

304 ''Unsaid is that Palm Beach is full of rich Noo Yawkahs who have bugged out of Manhattan, the NY Slimes had an "alarming" story of 400 thousand Noo Yawkahs who've got out of Dodge, from the wealthiest neighborhoods.

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Yep. It would be neat to know how many cases came straight from NY and NJ down to otherwise unaffected rural areas in NC and SC, much less Florida.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 16, 2020 11:05 PM (ADuZP)

305 It's like laying in bed by yourself with a condom on.
___

In fairness, if I'm in town you should.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 16, 2020 11:05 PM (WdocV)

306 Word of the Day:

bezoar

NOUN

a small stony concretion that may form in the stomachs of certain animals, especially ruminants, and which was once used as an antidote for various ailments.

Posted by: SMOD at May 16, 2020 11:06 PM (H5xwp)

307 Chavez, hang in there, we're here for you, in the Moron way, not the corporate Wu Flu slogan way

I hope the boob pics lift your spirits

Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2020 11:06 PM (qAR6u)

308 Harry, switch me to the other hand, I want to see the shoe section.

Posted by: Markle's Handbag at May 16, 2020 11:06 PM (r+sAi)

309 Most of the mask wearers at the grocery today were young adults. A lot of them had gloves on too. No mask, no gloves for me. Also disobeyed the direction arrows in the aisles. Really, I can't take much more of this idiocy.

Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2020 11:06 PM (gLRfa)

310 It's like laying in bed by yourself with a condom on.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 16, 2020 11:03 PM (WmnM/)


Hey, c'mon now. When paper products are in short supply, who wants to make a mess?

Posted by: RickZ at May 16, 2020 11:07 PM (Y8PSl)

311 You should know where that hand has been.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 11:04 PM (u82oZ)



"Let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth"



Scripture disagrees, my friend.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 16, 2020 11:07 PM (WmnM/)

312 Your Grace, it is worse than that. Cuomo killed the most reliable FDR Dems voters around. To save on health care.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 11:03 PM (u82oZ)

He's such a bastard. Do New Yawkers really dig the Cuomo-on-Cuomo news?
How you doin' Salty?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:07 PM (rCwaK)

313 Did a late night run to the grocery store. Amazing
number of masks, but this is Karen Country here in NoVA. I was tickled
at the husband-wife pairs where the male was NOT wearing a mask, and the
number of singleton people in cars wearing masks.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 16, 2020 11:02 PM (jnM20)


There seems to be a shit ton of morons from NoVa with a bunch of weird stories to tell. Myself included.

Posted by: Mr. Morango at May 16, 2020 11:07 PM (2N7oZ)

314 If the police pull you over and you hop out of the car a chug a pint of liquor in front of them, could they really prove you were driving drunk prior to the stop?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 16, 2020 11:01 PM (WmnM/)

Well, it takes a finite time for the alcohol to hit your bloodstream. If they did a breathalyzer test right then and there, and read over .08, they'd have grounds for saying you were already intoxicated. And if they did repeated tests over the next few hours, they could probably plot a curve that would reveal your baseline drinks.

Or they could just ticket you from drinking in a public place.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 11:07 PM (LZcDP)

315 Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 16, 2020 11:00 PM (KP5rU)

Prayers up for you chavez.
Wifie went through lots of chemo, but it did help.
Hang in there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 16, 2020 11:07 PM (jnM20)

316 The last three kateurday pictures are damn fine.

Make you happy to get thrown in jail.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 11:08 PM (A5zUN)

317 ''Yep. It would be neat to know how many cases came straight from NY and NJ down to otherwise unaffected rural areas in NC and SC, much less Florida.''

I saw a map on Insty's overnight thread last night that showed the progression of the virus straight from NYC to southern FL. Another reason I have never to visit NY again.

Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2020 11:08 PM (gLRfa)

318 Tuna no one at my Walmart is paying one bit of attention to the stupid arrows. It's still about 50/50 on the masks though.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2020 11:08 PM (dUJdY)

319 Finished Man on a Ledge
Fun movie on prime

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 16, 2020 11:08 PM (G546f)

320 Love that Utopia song.

Rundgren is a phenomenon and really was Prince before Prince was Prince. His songs are less carved from raw material and more discovered and polished to a jewelry shine.


Also TR is a fucking lefty political loudmouth and a consummate giant asshole.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 16, 2020 11:09 PM (2KNZv)

321 Fed the Publius family at home tonight. Daddy at 3 helpings of catfish. I was flattered!
Publius had to drive back because he forgot to dole out the nightly pills.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:09 PM (rCwaK)

322 321 Fed the Publius family at home tonight. Daddy at 3 helpings of catfish. I was flattered!

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That is a shitload of catfish.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 11:10 PM (sbyCq)

323 Chavez, been praying for you

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 16, 2020 11:11 PM (G546f)

324 273
first of all, thanks to everyone for their prayers and concern.
thursday, first day of chemo. fun, for sure. this monday, hippocampus
repair. more chemo. can't drive. sleep like shit. worst shit i've ever
done. i don't recommend this tour. i'm trying to keep a positive
attitude through this. there are dark days now, and many ahead. thanks,
again.

Chavez, I know this is just a blog but people are thinking about you and appreciate any updates. I hope you are doing as well as can be friend. Remember, I still owe you a drink.

Posted by: dartist at May 16, 2020 11:11 PM (K22Va)

325 Speaking of Kate Beckinsale here is a video of her playing with her kitty...IYKWIM

https://tinyurl.com/y795qnbf

Posted by: Obligatory at May 16, 2020 11:11 PM (WdocV)

326 chavez: hang in there man...

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 16, 2020 11:11 PM (mNq/0)

327 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:09 PM (rCwaK)

Good on the both of yez!

I think the tip abut medical marijuana is worth looking at, I hope cth saw that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 16, 2020 11:12 PM (jnM20)

328 Well, I'm hitting the hay. Damn dog woke me up at midnight barking like an idiot. Took me 2 hours to get back to sleep. Then I wake up at 6 and can't get back to sleep. Ugh.

Stay safe ya'll and much love.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 16, 2020 11:12 PM (dUJdY)

329 Sick of opportunistic assholes making this COVID hoax worse. And worse.


And worse.



I will put on a mask when the rifle execution squad staples it to my bullet-riddled corpse.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 16, 2020 11:12 PM (2KNZv)

330 Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi

Your Grace, I am busy, but fine. Monday is the last day of the school year for me. I finish feeding the kids in the barrios at 7 PM. Good thing I had a contract. Otherwise I'd have been laid off early.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 11:12 PM (u82oZ)

331 Maybe Virginia should cede Arlington, Alexandria, and Fairfax County to the District of Columbia. Then the state would have Americans running it again

Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2020 11:12 PM (qAR6u)

332 325 Speaking of Kate Beckinsale here is a video of her playing with her kitty...IYKWIM

https://tinyurl.com/y795qnbf
Posted by: Obligatory at May 16, 2020 11:11 PM (WdocV)

Talk about shaking the cobwebs off.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 11:13 PM (A5zUN)

333 Crap. I was posting to the movie thread. Oh well.

Posted by: JAS at May 16, 2020 11:13 PM (dT9VH)

334 > Also TR is a fucking lefty political loudmouth and a consummate giant asshole.

Yeah, all of that. But he stepped in to raise Liv Tyler when her biological dad dropped the ball.

So, there's that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 16, 2020 11:13 PM (mNq/0)

335 Night Jewells.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 11:13 PM (A5zUN)

336 ''Tuna no one at my Walmart is paying one bit of attention to the stupid arrows. It's still about 50/50 on the masks though.''

Most of the liquor stores in my area are located within the grocery stores. I ditched my cart and went in to buy a bottle of scotch and did obey the ''where to stand" marks on the floor but only because I like perusing the shelves. Almost bought a very expensive bottle of tequila as a result.

Posted by: Tuna at May 16, 2020 11:13 PM (gLRfa)

337 I would like to play with Kate Beckinsale's pussy.

Posted by: JAS at May 16, 2020 11:14 PM (dT9VH)

338 Good luck and recovery to Chavez!! It's not impossible!

Posted by: gdgm+ at May 16, 2020 11:14 PM (ExnWy)

339 Here in my corner of PA all the stores have signs saying no mask no entry and everyone is wearing a mask to enter

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 16, 2020 11:15 PM (G546f)

340 Yep. It would be neat to know how many cases came straight from NY and NJ down to otherwise unaffected rural areas in NC and SC, much less Florida.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 16, 2020 11:05 PM (ADuZP)

I saw a chart on Twatter tonight of cases around the country traced back to New York

Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2020 11:16 PM (qAR6u)

341 Maybe Virginia should cede Arlington, Alexandria, and Fairfax County to the District of Columbia. Then the state would have Americans running it again
Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2020 11:12 PM (qAR6u)

Make them part of the Federal District of Washington, hmmm, I like it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 16, 2020 11:16 PM (jnM20)

342 On FOX Sports today, German football was back, albeit played in empty stadiums with no crowd noise soundtrack.
Posted by: RickZ

I watched early this morning a LIVE Korean Baseball game. Kia beat the pants off of Hoon, 11-2. Kim, Park and Lee especially played well.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 16, 2020 11:16 PM (VNfwt)

343 Unsaid is that Palm Beach is full of rich Noo Yawkahs who have bugged out of Manhattan

Teton County, Wyoming (Jackson) has 100 CCP virus cases, in a county with 21,000 permanent residents. Four times the Wyoming average.

I guarantee you that's from rich East Coasters fleeing to their second houses - no county adjacent to Teton County has even a dozen cases.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 11:17 PM (I2/tG)

344 I always thought it was really weird that Steven Tyler was willing to cast his own daughter in a music video where she misses around with another girl.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 16, 2020 11:17 PM (WdocV)

345 kbdabear

Other way around. Give DC to Maryland.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 11:17 PM (u82oZ)

346 Anyone here ever read about Coco Chanel?

What an anti-semitic walking POS she was.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)

347 This has been discussed here, masks causing more problems than they're worth

Neurosurgeon Says Face Masks Pose Serious Risk to Healthy People

https://tinyurl.com/yctxq8ba

Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2020 11:17 PM (qAR6u)

348 https://tinyurl.com/qre2wtc

Freaking Kevin Bacon at Daryl's House.

SOME people get ALL the talent.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 16, 2020 11:18 PM (2KNZv)

349 Praying for you and yours, chavez.

Posted by: jsg at May 16, 2020 11:19 PM (aFWbw)

350 Speaking of Kate Beckinsale here is a video of her playing with her kitty...IYKWIM

Not bad for 46.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 11:19 PM (I2/tG)

351 350 Speaking of Kate Beckinsale here is a video of her playing with her kitty...IYKWIM

Not bad for 46.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 11:19 PM (I2/tG)

Jane Seymour may have given her a fraction of what she uses.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 11:20 PM (A5zUN)

352 Everyone must obey The Protocol, even if the protocol completely changes every two weeks. It was "don't wear masks, this will be over in #twoWeeks", even from Fauci. Now the rules got tighter as the outbreak declined, near zero where I am.


But my county (Adams) has apparently said they will not enforce anything ... not sure if King Putz will be sending state troopers to arrest us, as he hides at his horse farm in Wisconsin.


Evidence will reveal (in due time) that wearing masks caused more damage to healthy people, than would have been done from the virus without masks worn. And more death and sickness (mental and otherwise) will be done from shutdowns, than if we let covid-19 run its course, with a few milder precautions.


BUT for now, Karens and Cucks are rejoicing in their new found Authoriteeee.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2020 11:20 PM (Cus5s)

353 239
It seems every Australian I find on any other social media platform, anywhere, is a super SJW cussing their hateful heads off.





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GFY, mate.

Posted by: A Kangaroo


You selfish bastard!! Always forgetting about us Wombats. Asshole!!

Posted by: A Wombat at May 16, 2020 11:21 PM (njnF2)

354 Oh no. Justin Amash is NOT running for President.

Whatever will the Faker Republicans do now?

Posted by: jsg at May 16, 2020 11:21 PM (aFWbw)

355 If their entire fucking worthless island was nuked, would anyone miss anything there other than the kangaroos?

End rant. Thanks guys.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

Just tell any angry Aussies that their entire f'ing country has less people in it than Texas, and that it's history is a hell of a lot more boring than just about anybody else's, especially Texas, and that in 120 years of independence they don't even have a fraction of the Military Hero's Texas produced in 9 years of independence.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2020 11:21 PM (q3gwH)

356 If you haven't seen this little Italian girl complaining about being grounded b/c of the Rona, it's hilarious! Remove space, of course.

https://twitter.com/EricDavies18/ status/1258872077995536384

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:22 PM (rCwaK)

357 BUT for now, Karens and Cucks are rejoicing in their new found Authoriteeee.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2020 11:20 PM (Cus5s)


Submit comrade citizen, we have (today's) epidemiological "science" on our side!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar -YOU are all in this together! - at May 16, 2020 11:23 PM (jnM20)

358 Your Grace, I am busy, but fine. Monday is the last
day of the school year for me. I finish feeding the kids in the
barrios at 7 PM. Good thing I had a contract. Otherwise I'd have been
laid off early.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 11:12 PM (u82oZ)

I'm glad you were retained for the duration, hon!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:23 PM (rCwaK)

359 Roughly 5% of residents, about 420,000 people, left New York City between March 1 and May 1, an analysis of multiple sources of aggregated smartphone location data shows.

https://tinyurl.com/y728uy3d

Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2020 11:24 PM (qAR6u)

360 If you haven't seen this little Italian girl complaining about being grounded b/c of the Rona, it's hilarious! Remove space, of course.

Her hands! That is hilarious that she already uses them.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2020 11:24 PM (qHgVt)

361 That is a shitload of catfish.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 11:10 PM (sbyCq)
A single filet cut into fourths, but a lot for him. Makes me happy when I see he has a good appetite. He's declining, which is very sad.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:25 PM (rCwaK)

362 306 Word of the Day:

bezoar

NOUN

a small stony concretion that may form in the stomachs of certain animals, especially ruminants, and which was once used as an antidote for various ailments.
Posted by: SMOD at May 16, 2020 11:06 PM (H5xwp)

------------------------

And will save you from most poisons, if Harry Potter is to be believed.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 16, 2020 11:25 PM (CAJOC)

363 Is anyone here familiar with Markov's work? I just learned about it tonight, and am fascinated by the fact that it was used to disprove another scientist's apparently doctrine-based argument that the existence of binomial distributions implies free will, ie they could only occur with independent events.

It would seem Nekrasov's argument was flawed, as it was "disproven" by Markov, who proved that dependent events also result in a binomial distribution. But to me all Markov actually proved was what occurs in an ordered universe. We *know* the universe is ordered, or science and math would not exist.

So I think all Markov demonstrated was that free will in an ordered universe would result in a deterministic convergence. Am I wrong?

I think someone needs to put me some knowledge here. Or maybe I'm still just procrastinating.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2020 11:25 PM (yokAj)

364 Freaking Kevin Bacon at Daryl's House.

Joe Walsh is a good one too.

Posted by: dartist at May 16, 2020 11:25 PM (K22Va)

365
Neurosurgeon Says Face Masks Pose Serious Risk to Healthy People

https://tinyurl.com/yctxq8ba

Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2020 11:17 PM (qAR6u)

--

Yikes. I hadn't considered the re-breathing aspect where your body is successfully getting rid of some of the virus but then you are concentrating it before forcing it back into your lungs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 16, 2020 11:25 PM (ADuZP)

366 Tom Servo, yup!!
Wombat, take your meds ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:26 PM (L2ZTs)

367 I made the mistake of reading comments at boredpanda. It isn't a US site to begin with. The comments were basically about how awful Americans are because we have weird notions about personal freedoms. I see where leftist get their ideas from...every other country that is not the USA.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at May 16, 2020 11:26 PM (UUBmN)

368 Her hands! That is hilarious that she already uses them.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2020 11:24 PM (qHgVt)

I know! And the intonation, repetitive style for effect. Just awesome!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:26 PM (rCwaK)

369 I assume this "Markov" thingy could also be used to generate random NeverTrumper columns.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

370 359 Roughly 5% of residents, about 420,000 people, left New York City between March 1 and May 1, an analysis of multiple sources of aggregated smartphone location data shows.

https://tinyurl.com/y728uy3d
Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2020 11:24 PM (qAR6u)

Who thinks that most of them won't be going back?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2020 11:27 PM (q3gwH)

371 BUT for now, Karens and Cucks are rejoicing in their new found Authoriteeee.

Oregon fined a beauty parlor owner $14,000 for daring to reopen, for endangering her "employees". She has no employees - like almost all beauty parlors and barber shops, she uses independent contractors who set their own hours, collect all the payments from their customers, and pay a "seat fee" to the establishment.

To top it off, Oregon sicced Child Protective Services on her.

It was really dispiriting to read on Portland Reddit how many people were celebrating this.

Rest assured, if the Democrats establish a Stasi in the United States, there will be no shortage of volunteers.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 11:27 PM (I2/tG)

372 356 If you haven't seen this little Italian girl complaining about being grounded b/c of the Rona, it's hilarious! Remove space, of course.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:22 PM (rCwaK)

If she was a teenager, I'd hire her to beat up Greta Thundberg

Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2020 11:27 PM (qAR6u)

373 BUT for now, Karens and Cucks are rejoicing in their new found Authoriteeee.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2020 11:20 PM (Cus5s)

And we're stuck in the eighteenth argument in a row like Russian Collusion! and Climate Change! that is apparently *impossible* to disprove. Except in this case they've ruined all our lives with it. These people scare me more than any fucking virus.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2020 11:28 PM (yokAj)

374 So I think all Markov demonstrated was that free will in an ordered universe would result in a deterministic convergence. Am I wrong?

I think someone needs to put me some knowledge here. Or maybe I'm still just procrastinating.
Posted by: ... at May 16, 2020 11:25 PM (yokAj)

I think that I think, therefore I think I am.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2020 11:29 PM (q3gwH)

375 bezoar

NOUN

a small stony concretion that may form in the stomachs of certain animals, especially ruminants, and which was once used as an antidote for various ailments.
Posted by: SMOD at May 16, 2020 11:06 PM (H5xwp)

------------------------

And will save you from most poisons, if Harry Potter is to be believed.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 16, 2020 11:25 PM (CAJOC)

Familiarly known as Bezos.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 11:29 PM (LZcDP)

376 Tom Servo

The Australian Army did pretty good in WWII. Especially in North Africa.

MacArthur wasted them.

The RAAN had a bid oops with the HMAS Sydney sinking with all hands.

And Australians in Vietnam and Afghanistan where good people and sound allies.

Mind you, the Canadians punched above their weight class even more. But Aussies can hold their head with Texas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 11:29 PM (u82oZ)

377 {{{Chavez}}}

We are here to support you and pray for you, dahlin.

You fight. We pray.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 16, 2020 11:30 PM (TdMsT)

378 Australians ESPECIALLY lose their shit about guns.

It's obvious they've been completely brainwashed to be utterly, utterly scared shitless of any gun, anywhere. For them it's only a matter of time until another eeeevil gun whispers in someone's ear that it's time to wantonly murder a bunch of random people! And they just can't shut up about it.

I've seen at least three Aussies say they're never visiting the US, only because of guns. The next time I see one, right before I block her (it's almost always a female) I'm gonna tell her to stab herself in her "bloody cunt" for all we care about their worthless opinions.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

379 Everyone must obey The Protocol, even if the protocol completely changes every two weeks.

Oceania was at war with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at war with Eastasia.

Posted by: Dr. Fauci! at May 16, 2020 11:30 PM (I2/tG)

380 MisHum:
Oops, sorry for using the forbidden word.
Feel free to edit if you need to.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)

381 Time to go, alas.

Have a wonderful night, everyone. May you all abolish social distancing for at least 4 hours. You will be happier.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2020 11:32 PM (u82oZ)

382 BIG ass fire DTLA "toy district" near skid row, warehouse said to contain butane for hash oil mfg. 2 firemen critical.

Posted by: banned radio report at May 16, 2020 11:32 PM (cn/sf)

383 Heh! The cat was sitting on the desk, as I was sitting here reading the screen. She started doing sudden twitches. Having a seizure? Nope. She was sticking her nose into the fan on the computer tower.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 11:32 PM (LZcDP)

384 258
Is this the ONT?


You have wombats, kangaroos, and a platypus union planning on beating up qdpsteve. So yes. Yes it is.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 16, 2020 11:33 PM (njnF2)

385 Welp, looks like Jabba the Pritzker's gone nuclear....

The IL Department of Public Health filed emergency regulations (must have been at 4:29 p.m. Friday) that make violations of the pandemic business closure orders a Class A misdemeanor with a potential maximum penalty of ONE YEAR in jail:

https://tinyurl.com/ya86rbfj

Posted by: Secret Square at May 16, 2020 11:33 PM (9WuX0)

386 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

Maybe you should be looking elsewhere than Assbook or Whora for your interactions with Aussies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 11:34 PM (LZcDP)

387 Aaaand now I gotta go into hiding again. Only the fifth time this year... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)

388 Night NaCLy Dog

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 11:34 PM (A5zUN)

389 In the sidebar, someone (Ace I guess) asked for one video that lays out the whole history of Naughty Dog and Anita Sarkeesian and The Last of Us 2.

I don't have one single video, but these two should do nicely to tell you everything you need to know in an entertaining way. The first is the summary of the game situation by Critical Drinker and the second is Just Some Guy explaining the shenanigans with false copyright claims.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6f6mmuh_04

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK1GQjrvD0Q

Posted by: mr_jack at May 16, 2020 11:34 PM (M59SC)

390
Rest assured, if the Democrats establish a Stasi in the United States, there will be no shortage of volunteers.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 11:27 PM (I2/tG)

--

Yeah, it's sad to realize this.

And the pro-virus folks look at the pro-freedom folks in a similar but opposite way. We're racist, anti-science, stupid doo-doo heads that deserve to get sick and die, etc.

If our defense, freedom means you're free to fire your employees, close your business, and/or quit your job and lock yourself in your bathroom. I don't have any interest in making anyone do anything.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 16, 2020 11:35 PM (ADuZP)

391 AOP, these days it's a lot more rare for me to get into arguments with people online lately, thankfully. My block lists are longer than Ulysses.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:35 PM (L2ZTs)

392 Her hands! That is hilarious that she already uses them.

Posted by: t-bird at May 16, 2020 11:24 PM (qHgVt)


Genetics. Tough to overcome.

Posted by: RickZ at May 16, 2020 11:36 PM (Y8PSl)

393 AOP, these days it's a lot more rare for me to get into arguments with people online lately, thankfully. My block lists are longer than Ulysses.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:35 PM (L2ZTs)

You don't seem to understand. Those social media sites are sewers, one and all. Of course your are going to run into assholes there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 11:37 PM (LZcDP)

394 I soaked the diesel jeans in borax and Oxyclean for a few hours. Soon we'll know if it worked.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:37 PM (rCwaK)

395 I think I'm out, too. Y'all have fun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 16, 2020 11:37 PM (ADuZP)

396 AOP, hmmmmmmmmmm good point

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:37 PM (L2ZTs)

397 If their entire fucking worthless island was nuked, would anyone miss anything there other than the kangaroos?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

My 98-year-old Aussie cousin, who saw five+ years of combat in WWII, raised four great kids, built a business, and could still kick your ass might disagree.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2020 11:38 PM (dLLD6)

398 https://twitter.com/EricDavies18/status
/1258872077995536384
-----

My Italian is improving, I can read her shirt!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2020 11:38 PM (bk3Sg)

399 {{{Ladyl}}} Check your email.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:38 PM (rCwaK)

400 "She has no employees - like almost all beauty parlors and barber shops,
she uses independent contractors who set their own hours, collect all
the payments from their customers, and pay a "seat fee" to the
establishment."

back 30 years ago, in my service business, that was a way to skirt paying employee taxes and/or insurance. But it was not legal unless the "contractor" had other jobs that were as much or more than that one "contract". Maybe they still can get away with it, idk. Or maybe the beauty shop "seat fee" is different enough from my work which was servicing businesses, that it qualifies.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2020 11:39 PM (Cus5s)

401 In all seriousness, the reason I think places like the UK and Australia and the entire EU have gone so big into "Climate Change" and full time Virtue Signaling about "Saving the World!!!"...

it's a psychological reaction to the unbearable fact that they are now military, social, and economic backwaters of no real importance to the world scene anymore. Australia can do whatever they feel like, and in terms of the actual world situation, it matters about as much as what Botswana or Paraguay may do. No one cares. In real terms, they are big Nothings.

and for people who are still proud, that is a Terrible thing to face. The reality that, outside of their personal lives, nothing they do will ever actually matter in any real world way, because they live in weak and inconsequential nations, who depend on the good will of others for their continued survival.

SO do they react with gratitude? of Course not! They react with rage, and a lot of puffed up nonsense about how they WILL save the world, because they Believe So Hard!!!

rational, honest people would accept themselves for who they are, and lead lives accordingly. But most of them seem incapable of that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2020 11:40 PM (q3gwH)

402 CBD, ask him for me how he tolerates all those idiots who've taken over his homeland.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)

403 Beauty shops typically rent space to hairdressers and other beauticians.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:40 PM (rCwaK)

404 Of course your are going to run into assholes there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 11:37 PM (LZcDP)

I miss twitter, because there really are a few sentient writers there, but they are so outnumbered by the bots and idiots, I haven't looked back since I was banned.

I do miss cross platform direct messaging though!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 16, 2020 11:41 PM (jnM20)

405 385 Welp, looks like Jabba the Pritzker's gone nuclear....

The IL Department of Public Health filed emergency regulations (must have been at 4:29 p.m. Friday) that make violations of the pandemic business closure orders a Class A misdemeanor with a potential maximum penalty of ONE YEAR in jail:

https://tinyurl.com/ya86rbfj

Posted by: Secret Square at May 16, 2020 11:33 PM (9WuX0)

That wasn't smart.

Posted by: jsg at May 16, 2020 11:43 PM (aFWbw)

406 CBD, ask him for me how he tolerates all those idiots who've taken over his homeland.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)

They haven't actually taken over, you know. The left/right split in Australia is about 50-50, same as the USA. But if all see are the assholes on Faceplant, then of course you won't know that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 11:43 PM (LZcDP)

407
SO do they react with gratitude? of Course not! They react with rage, and a lot of puffed up nonsense about how they WILL save the world, because they Believe So Hard!!!

rational, honest people would accept themselves for who they are, and lead lives accordingly. But most of them seem incapable of that.
Posted by: Tom Servo
----------

In many ways, this is the story of Barack Obama.

Posted by: Trope of Days Gone By at May 16, 2020 11:44 PM (bPH26)

408 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2020 11:38 PM (bk3Sg)

Tinyurl or break up the link....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2020 11:44 PM (dLLD6)

409 their entire fucking worthless island was nuked, would anyone miss anything there other than the kangaroos?

Lorikeets.

Posted by: banned bird at May 16, 2020 11:44 PM (aeH14)

410 calling the corgis

https://static.espiker.com/media/b55XEpZ.mp4

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2020 11:45 PM (WyVLE)

411 The Prime Minister of Australia, Scott Morrison is what we might call conservative leaning. Officially, he's the Liberal Party but it doesn't mean the same thing it means here. He seems to be friendly with Trump.

My sister and BIL lived in Australia for years, He played professional soccer, and no he's not a Nancy Boy and my point is not about soccer. There are plenty of conservatives in Australia. After all, they started as a English penal colony, so there is almost an ingrained gene to be distrustful of the government and support freedoms. However, like the mainstream media is leftist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2020 11:45 PM (+eVzC)

412
I'm going to rant about Tractor Supply. Every time I go in the local one here in Mauldin, I get pissed and say I'm never going in again. But time passes and I forget.

I needed some electric fence supplies. Looked on their website and they said the local store had all I needed. I get there this afternoon, and they don't have half the shit they said they had. Gal working there (whose thighs would make a good sized Christmas ham, I must note), said "Well, you can't pay any attention to the web site!".

Well, why the fuck do you have one then?

Years ago, when I was a kid and on up until the early '90s, there used to be large feed and seed and farm supply stores that would have everything you needed, and would know what to stock at any time of the year.

Those places have gone. And you get crap like Tractor Supply.

From now on, I'm just going to order what I need from Amazon. They will get you just about anything you need, seems like.

Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 16, 2020 11:46 PM (rCwaK)

413 Fenelon, thanks for the update.

Like AOP says, it's true, leftists like to scream and yell the loudest...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)

414 233 If their entire fucking worthless island was nuked, would anyone miss anything there other than the kangaroos?

The 50 year storm ?

Posted by: Bodhi at May 16, 2020 11:47 PM (aFWbw)

415
Tinyurl or break up the link....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
-----

Well, of course...but I merely copied the posted link...I think...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 16, 2020 11:47 PM (WD9ZA)

416 Meant "Like the mainstream media here, their media is basically leftist."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2020 11:47 PM (+eVzC)

417 Just curious, CBD - what are the max characters when we're breaking up a link? I don't have a smartphone so I don't experience the same problems.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:47 PM (rCwaK)

418 Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)

If you judge Australia by what you see on Facebook and other social media, I won't insult him with your question.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2020 11:48 PM (dLLD6)

419 If their entire fucking worthless island was nuked, would anyone miss anything there other than the kangaroos?
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

Just don't eff with Uluru or the koala bears and I'm good with that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 16, 2020 11:48 PM (jnM20)

420 Don't expect US to start Pritzker's car.

Posted by: Monkey Union Intl at May 16, 2020 11:48 PM (aeH14)

421 I have never been terribly impressed by Tractor Supply. Apache Junction has a store called Shopper's Supply, aimed at the same market segment, but they seem to have a lot better selection.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 11:48 PM (LZcDP)

422 Apropos of nothing, there is a pretty decent series on The Smithsonian Channel from last fall which I missed the first go-around. It's called 'Spy Wars with Damian Lewis'. Now that name may not be familiar to most, but his face sure is. He play Lt./Capt. Richard 'Dick' Winters in 'Band of Brothers'. While the series is quite good, what's funny is hearing Damian Lewis narrate on camera in his native British accent. Yes, the leader of the 101st Airborne's Easy Company was played by a Brit. I never would have guessed.

But the series is really good. Well worth the watch when if comes around on reruns.

Posted by: RickZ at May 16, 2020 11:48 PM (Y8PSl)

423 Ow.

I got pretty sick long while back, lost weight, got over it, gained some weight back, got stable, and now I'm trying to build up some muscle, but I'm old and lazy and weak and old and sit in front of a monitor a lot.

So today, rain's over, perfect temperature, no excuses, I finally got started pruning back the shrubs and vines hiding the house - long neglected task. Didn't bother with the power tools, just went at it with the 'crumpers.'

You ever get into a task, and you don't think you've been at it all that long, but then later your body says

Ow.

So, baby steps.

Which is to say, I've taken my dose of Arnica (placebos are amazing, I do feel better) and I'm going to bed for the next part of the experiment: will I be able to move in the morning?

I really appreciated seeing the little Italian girl. So very, very Italian.

Ciao!

💤

Posted by: mindful webworker
link: Sniffy/Mooch 2020
at May 16, 2020 11:49 PM (ATv6t)

424 Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:47 PM (rCwaK)

No idea, but tinyurl or how you pasted the link works just fine.

Rest assured...somebody is counting as I type!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2020 11:49 PM (dLLD6)

425 The Washington Post and New York Times have both just published flattering pieces on Stacy Abrams.

Do it. Do it, Democrats.

You know you want to.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 11:49 PM (I2/tG)

426 Rest assured, if the Democrats establish a Stasi in the United States, there will be no shortage of volunteers.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 11:27 PM (I2/tG)


I think that's the most eye-opening -- and frightening -- aspect of the hoax response to the COVID-1984 DemPanic.

Posted by: RickZ at May 16, 2020 11:50 PM (Y8PSl)

427 The Washington Post and New York Times have both just published flattering pieces on Stacy Abrams.'
___

Thats right! I'll flatten the Republicans Joe. Just pick me!

Posted by: Tank Abrams at May 16, 2020 11:51 PM (WdocV)

428 Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2020 11:45 PM (WyVLE)

Thank you for that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 16, 2020 11:51 PM (jnM20)

429 The Washington Post and New York Times have both just published flattering pieces on Stacy Abrams.

Do it. Do it, Democrats.

You know you want to.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 11:49 PM (I2/tG)

An Israeli D9 would really flatter her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 11:51 PM (LZcDP)

430 385 Welp, looks like Jabba the Pritzker's gone nuclear....

The IL Department of Public Health filed emergency regulations (must have been at 4:29 p.m. Friday) that make violations of the pandemic business closure orders a Class A misdemeanor with a potential maximum penalty of ONE YEAR in jail:

https://tinyurl.com/ya86rbfj

Posted by: Secret Square at May 16, 2020 11:33 PM (9WuX0)

Looks like we have a contest here. Shall we take bets on the stupidest tyrant? Ugh theses assholes.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 16, 2020 11:51 PM (Xt7n2)

431 412 I'm going to rant about Tractor Supply.

Yeah they do suck. I had the same type issue with their website. Screw 'em.

Posted by: jsg at May 16, 2020 11:52 PM (aFWbw)

432 You ever get into a task, and you don't think you've been at it all that long, but then later your body says



Ow.



So, baby steps.




I really appreciated seeing the little Italian girl. So very, very Italian.



Ciao!





Posted by: mindful at May 16, 2020 11:49 PM (ATv6t)
Be really, really careful. I've screwed up my elbows with lateral epicondylitis (tennis elbow) doing stuff like that. Stacking cordword, using a post hole digger.
I'm glad you enjoyed the little Italian girl. She cracks me up. I'd adopt one if I could. She's more fun than a cat.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:53 PM (rCwaK)

433 Shall we take bets on the stupidest tyrant? Ugh theses assholes.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 16, 2020 11:51 PM (Xt7n2)

Oh my..
Murphy here in NJ is the man (cocksucking fascist) to best.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2020 11:54 PM (dLLD6)

434 422 Apropos of nothing, there is a pretty decent series on The Smithsonian Channel from last fall which I missed the first go-around. It's called 'Spy Wars with Damian Lewis'. Now that name may not be familiar to most, but his face sure is. He play Lt./Capt. Richard 'Dick' Winters in 'Band of Brothers'. While the series is quite good, what's funny is hearing Damian Lewis narrate on camera in his native British accent. Yes, the leader of the 101st Airborne's Easy Company was played by a Brit. I never would have guessed.

But the series is really good. Well worth the watch when if comes around on reruns.
Posted by: RickZ at May 16, 2020 11:48 PM (Y8PSl)

Damian Lewis does a great job with American accents. He was in the first few seasons of Homeland, and he's currently playing the lead character in Billions.

I heard an interview with him on an NPR show, and he insisted on doing the interview in his TV accent, rather than his native one. He was in the midst of filming episodes of Billions, and didn't want to go through the effort of getting back to his TV accent after conducting the interview in his British accent.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 16, 2020 11:54 PM (m2EfB)

435 I'm watching what must be the All Time Number One Movie That Is So Bad It's Good: Dark Star.

Also binge-watching those You Suck At Cooking videos on YouTube. The guy is an absolute genius.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2020 11:55 PM (1YlHz)

436
The Tractor Supply in Mauldin is a trashy mess inside as well. The aisles are disorganized with shit scattered all over the place. Crap in the floor and all that.

The problem is staff I think. They just don't give a shit. Millennials.

Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 16, 2020 11:55 PM (rCwaK)

437 How so CBD?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:55 PM (L2ZTs)

438 Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 16, 2020 11:51 PM (Xt7n2)

Pritzker is officially worse than Murphy-so far, and if Grammie and the Rev get thrown in jail for having a church service, (It's not a retail. "business" but you know what I mean) I will go visit them in prison.


I really think this is pissing people more than he realizes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2020 11:55 PM (+eVzC)

439 Amazon (even with Prime) will usually cost more ... I just checked on bug spray with Deet .. same product was 50% more getting it through Amazon than at Menards ... WalMart does the free shipping on $35 orders, but not everything is available, so I think shipping actually gets included.


I check online at Tractor Supply, but then call first to make sure they have it since it is in Hannibal and my other errands are usually Quincy. They had what the online store said they had last time, a specific PTO pump. Now I need a lawn roller ... always more toys ....

Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2020 11:55 PM (Cus5s)

440 412 I'm going to rant about Tractor Supply.



Yeah they do suck. I had the same type issue with their website. Screw 'em.

Posted by: jsg at May 16, 2020 11:52 PM (aFWbw)

Same thing with Big Lots. They don't update the website to reflect in-store stock.
I hope Lowes is better, because I need a bunch of 54" tomato cages. Planning to buy those tomorrow.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:55 PM (rCwaK)

441 412 I'm going to rant about Tractor Supply.

Yeah they do suck. I had the same type issue with their website. Screw 'em.
Posted by: jsg at May 16, 2020 11:52 PM (aFWbw)

So, is the stuff not in the shelves because:

a) it was shipped to the store, but is still on a skid in the back room

b) it left the warehouse/supplier, but has not yet reached the store

c) it was stocked, got sold, and the store POS system did not clear it off inventory

d) aliens

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 11:55 PM (LZcDP)

442 The IL Department of Public Health filed emergency regulations (must
have been at 4:29 p.m. Friday) that make violations of the pandemic
business closure orders a Class A misdemeanor with a potential maximum
penalty of ONE YEAR in jail:

Right. Start on the south and west sides before you come fvcking around all the easy places with cash. Motherfvcking thieving bastards.

Posted by: dartist at May 16, 2020 11:55 PM (K22Va)

443 425 The Washington Post and New York Times have both just published flattering pieces on Stacy Abrams.

Do it. Do it, Democrats.

You know you want to.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 16, 2020 11:49 PM (I2/tG)

As awful as she is, she's still a better pick for that spot than anyone else they've got. The only other candidate who maybe could make sense would be Klobuchar, to try and nail down that upper midwestern vote, but that means going with a Whitey McWhiteface ticket that'll have every black voter in the south staying home.

they need a black face on the ticket. they don't have one, and Michelle ain't gonna do it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2020 11:55 PM (q3gwH)

444 Mark my words: there's gonna be varying levels of Amazon Prime before too long, starting at $150 and going up.

Basic Prime, Classic Prime, Premium Prime...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)

445 Tom Servo, I heard Susan Rice's name floated.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

446 Pritzker is officially worse than Murphy-so far, and if Grammie and the Rev get thrown in jail for having a church service, (It's not a retail. "business" but you know what I mean) I will go visit them in prison.

Grannie's on the other side of the Freedom Line - the Wisc. Supreme Court came to her salvation last week, so she can thumb her nose at all of the Illinoweenies now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2020 11:57 PM (q3gwH)

447 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2020 11:54 PM (dLLD6)

He's pretty stupid, I agree but he hasn't declared it a crime to open your business.


I have gotten a fair amount of fun from mocking the latest edict which says "Mixed drinks can now be served in carry out containers or delivered".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2020 11:58 PM (+eVzC)

448 Basic Prime, Classic Prime, Premium Prime...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:56 PM (L2ZTs)

Whatever the traffic will bear!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 16, 2020 11:58 PM (jnM20)

449 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2020 11:57 PM (q3gwH)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2020 11:58 PM (+eVzC)

450 they need a black face on the ticket. they don't have one, and Michelle ain't gonna do it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2020 11:55 PM (q3gwH)

What about the fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 11:58 PM (LZcDP)

451 365
Neurosurgeon Says Face Masks Pose Serious Risk to Healthy People

https://tinyurl.com/yctxq8ba

Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2020 11:17 PM (qAR6u)

--

Yikes. I hadn't considered the re-breathing aspect where your body is successfully getting rid of some of the virus but then you are concentrating it before forcing it back into your lungs.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 16, 2020 11:25 PM (ADuZP)

I bought a clear plastic face shield for $5, for when I go to stores, etc. (CT mandates face masks). I hate masks because I just find them so uncomfortable to breathe in, and I found that the face shield works wonderfully. I was asked where I could get one a couple to times while I was shopping for the family.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 16, 2020 11:58 PM (m2EfB)

452 Same thing with Big Lots. They don't update the website to reflect in-store stock.
I hope Lowes is better, because I need a bunch of 54" tomato cages. Planning to buy those tomorrow.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:55 PM (rCwaK)

The Lowes around here are pretty much on point. I even checked their stock on something I bought that they only had 2 of when I went in and it was at 1 when I hit the car.

Posted by: jsg at May 16, 2020 11:58 PM (aFWbw)

453 Also binge-watching those You Suck At Cooking videos on YouTube. The guy is an absolute genius.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2020 11:55 PM (1YlHz)

Oh, he is! Check out AwakenWithJP, too. "What Spiritual People Are Like During Coronavirus" and "What Celebrities Are Like During The Quarantine."

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:59 PM (rCwaK)

454 Sorry; Tom. Jumpy Computer. I think they live in WI but the church is in IL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2020 11:59 PM (+eVzC)

455

I think it's an issue of the web site system not communicating properly with the store systems.

But looking at the mess the local store is in, with the stock in the aisles a scattered, incongruous mess, the in-store system may not know its ass from a hole in the ground either.

Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 17, 2020 12:00 AM (rCwaK)

456 I really think this is pissing people more than he realizes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2020 11:55

Well, he's all butt hurt because he's been sued by a couple of cities and a county and the courts sided with the constitution and not him. Plus he's pissy because he's been called out because of his out of state traveling wife and daughter.
Thing is can he declare an emergency based on nothing? Sounds like abuse of power and makes him ripe for a recall, no?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 17, 2020 12:00 AM (Xt7n2)

457 445 Tom Servo, I heard Susan Rice's name floated.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 16, 2020 11:57 PM (L2ZTs)

How perfect an illustration of their desperation!!! Has she *ever* run for public office before? Why no, she hasn't. A fantastic example of a Deep Stater, with all the charm and popular appeal of Even McMullan.

oh yeah, she'll pack in the votes.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2020 12:01 AM (q3gwH)

458 4 If James Joyce hadn't enjoyed whiskey so much Ulysses might have made sense.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 16, 2020 09:52 PM (sbyCq)

He must have dropped acid when he wrote "Finnegans Wake."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 17, 2020 12:01 AM (HabA/)

459 Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2020 11:17 PM (qAR6u)

I'm fascinated by the immense amounts of things our "experts" don't know, even after having years or decades on the civil service clock with just one effing job!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 17, 2020 12:01 AM (jnM20)

460 Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 17, 2020 12:00 AM (Xt7n2)


Can they recall him? Some states don't have that provision, I believe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2020 12:03 AM (+eVzC)

461 Beauty shops typically rent space to hairdressers and other beauticians.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16, 2020 11:40 PM (rCwaK)

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Heh. Not in California. Anymore.

You're welcome, children.

Posted by: The CA Legislature at May 17, 2020 12:03 AM (sbyCq)

462 The Lowes around here are pretty much on point. I even checked their stock on something I bought that they only had 2 of when I went in and it was at 1 when I hit the car.
Posted by: jsg at May 16, 2020 11:58 PM (aFWbw)

That's how it's supposed to work. Everything has an SKU number, and when the shelves are stocked with SKU 12345, the website is updated to reflect that. And when one is sold, the POS terminal deducts it from inventory. And presumably, when inventory falls below a certain threshold, it triggers an order to bring in more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2020 12:03 AM (LZcDP)

463 453 Also binge-watching those You Suck At Cooking videos on YouTube. The guy is an absolute genius.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2020 11:55 PM (1YlHz)

I did the same thing last week. Really entertaining stuff.

Posted by: Gem at May 17, 2020 12:03 AM (kIHih)

464 He must have dropped acid when he wrote "Finnegans Wake."

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 17, 2020 12:01 AM (HabA/)


If that's true, then Thomas Pynchon wrote while doing large amounts of Quaaludes.

Posted by: RickZ at May 17, 2020 12:04 AM (Y8PSl)

465 Menards online will tell you how many at the store, I think Tractor Supply did as well. It should be automatic once the SKU is scanned at checkout, unless something is shoplifted or the wrong number of items is counted and checked out. I've checked after I bought a couple (unusual) things and the number available had indeed changed.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2020 12:04 AM (Cus5s)

466 I think I need another drink, lol. I wonder if I could win a law suit charging dirty bastard politicians drove me to drink! Got Damn Sons A Bitches!

Posted by: dartist at May 17, 2020 12:04 AM (K22Va)

467 466 I think I need another drink, lol. I wonder if I could win a law suit charging dirty bastard politicians drove me to drink! Got Damn Sons A Bitches!

Posted by: dartist at May 17, 2020 12:04 AM (K22Va)

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BUMPASSESSSS!!!

Posted by: Ralphie's Old Man at May 17, 2020 12:05 AM (sbyCq)

468 What about the fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 11:58 PM (LZcDP)

I think the primary campaign showed us all that every Black Democrat voter in the country looked at Cory and said "oh come on, are you f'n kiddin' me???"

Stacy is stupid, obnoxious, hateful and fat, but at least she's the real thing, not some mincing, prancing fraud.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2020 12:06 AM (q3gwH)

469 What about the fiercely heterosexual Cory Booker?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2020 11:58 PM (LZcDP)

Maybe he and Tank could arm wrestle for it.

Posted by: jsg at May 17, 2020 12:06 AM (aFWbw)

470
Lowe's does seem to be accurate. Funny thing is the only errors I've noticed with Home Depot appear to be the upside. They may have more in the store than the website says is there.

Posted by: publius, who demands CVS head on a pike at May 17, 2020 12:06 AM (rCwaK)

471 Fen, I think Illinois has the recall provision. I just don't think it will matter because he's Madison's puppet and his stupid fat ass will stay right where it is.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 17, 2020 12:07 AM (Xt7n2)

472 Can they recall him? Some states don't have that provision, I believe.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2020 12:03 AM (+eVzC)

Recalls take a long time. And even if successful, it means that the Lt. Gov. steps up to complete the term. And that person my be a worse asshole. That's why no one is in a hurry to recall Whitler in Michigan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2020 12:07 AM (LZcDP)

473 I think Pritkzer and Whitmer should run on the Democrat totalitarian Ticket. Yes; I know all Democrat Governors are bad, but they seem the worst.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2020 12:08 AM (+eVzC)

474 Stacy is stupid, obnoxious, hateful and fat, but at least she's the real thing, not some mincing, prancing fraud.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2020 12:06 AM (q3gwH)

I don't see black males being thrilled with her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2020 12:09 AM (LZcDP)

475 Plus he's pissy because he's been called out because of his out of state traveling wife and daughter.

He explained that his wife and daughter were at his farm in Wisconsin because the animals needed to be fed and taken care of.

"I just will say we have a working farm. They're there now. There are animals on that farm, that it's an essential function to take care of animals at a farm, so that's what they're doing," he [Pritzker] said.

I guess the animals at the farm just starve when one of the Pritzkers isn't in residence.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 17, 2020 12:09 AM (I2/tG)

476 Oh, he is! Check out AwakenWithJP, too. "What Spiritual People Are Like During Coronavirus" and "What Celebrities Are Like During The Quarantine."
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 16

Oh, that's the Ultra Spiritual Life guy! He's hilarious!

Posted by: Gem at May 17, 2020 12:09 AM (kIHih)

477 I don't see black males being thrilled with her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2020 12:09 AM (LZcDP)

Men of all persuasions appreciate a winner, not a whiner. Trump.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2020 12:10 AM (q3gwH)

478 I guess the animals at the farm just starve when one of the Pritzkers isn't in residence.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 17, 2020 12:09 AM (I2/tG)

Miz Pritzker suckles the piglets herself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2020 12:10 AM (LZcDP)

479 "What Celebrities Are Like During The Quarantine."

Exactly like they were before, only even more elitist and out of touch.

Also this reminds me, the singer Adele just lost a ton of weight. She looks much healthier, but of course the "fat advocates" are now really pissed at her.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 17, 2020 12:11 AM (L2ZTs)

480 Heh, funny
Signatures for recall starting to be collected

https://tinyurl.com/yah4qx43

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 17, 2020 12:11 AM (Xt7n2)

481 Madigan owns Illinois.

Posted by: dartist at May 17, 2020 12:11 AM (K22Va)

482 475 He explained that his wife and daughter were at his farm in Wisconsin because the animals needed to be fed and taken care of.

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But they left the horse's ass in Illinois.

Posted by: jsg at May 17, 2020 12:12 AM (aFWbw)

483 472 Recalls take a long time. And even if successful, it means that the Lt. Gov. steps up to complete the term. And that person my be a worse asshole. That's why no one is in a hurry to recall Whitler in Michigan.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2020 12:07 AM (LZcDP)


Same reason Obama picked Biden.

Posted by: Splunge at May 17, 2020 12:12 AM (dOV9E)

484 I don't see black males being thrilled with her.

Black males probably think that she looks like the government apparatchik who turned them down the last time they applied for unemployment.

Abrams just exudes that government employee/HR employee vibe.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 17, 2020 12:13 AM (I2/tG)

485 Si, someone must remain on the farm to do the plowing.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 17, 2020 12:14 AM (H5knJ)

486 Miz Pritzker suckles the piglets herself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2020 12:10 AM (LZcDP)

that's a horrifying image. AAAHHHHH!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2020 12:14 AM (q3gwH)

487 Big Trouble in Little Tokyo ... LA ... looks like a big gas explosion maybe ... don't see any followup at the moment

https://tinyurl.com/ybe7o3y4

Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2020 12:14 AM (Cus5s)

488 "can he declare an emergency based on nothing?"

Yes and no. In IL, state agencies can file "emergency rules" that take effect immediately but can't stay in effect more than 150 days (5 months). For permanent rules, the agency has to allow a period of public comment and submit the rules to review by a panel of legislators.

It just so happens that the rules review panel is supposed to meet this Wednesday and they could stop the emergency rules from being enforced if they believe these emergency measures are not justified.

However, the panel has an even number of members (12) evenly divided between both parties. It was constructed that way by law when it was created, to insure that no one party could dominate it. To suspend an emergency rule requires 8 votes (3/5 supermajority). It's pretty much given that all 6 GOP members will vote against these rules but the $64 billion question is whether they can get 2 Dems to also vote against the rules as well.

Posted by: Secret Square at May 17, 2020 12:16 AM (9WuX0)

489 > I guess the animals at the farm just starve when one of the Pritzkers isn't in residence.

Seems totally legit. Every farm hand I've ever known has traveled by limo and/or private jet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2020 12:16 AM (mNq/0)

490 Abrams just exudes that government employee/HR employee vibe.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 17, 2020 12:13 AM (I2/tG)

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America's HOA Vice President

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 17, 2020 12:17 AM (sbyCq)

491 that's a horrifying image. AAAHHHHH!!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2020 12:14 AM (q3gwH)

Well, it's reported that she's quite the land whale herself. Maybe somebody needs to P'shop her head onto a big old sow feeding a dozen piglets.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2020 12:17 AM (LZcDP)

492 487 Big Trouble in Little Tokyo ... LA ... looks like a big gas explosion maybe ... don't see any followup at the moment

https://tinyurl.com/ybe7o3y4
Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2020 12:14 AM (Cus5s)


Tons of news orgs in the comments asking permission to use the video. If it were my video, I'd say they could use it if they credit "NancyPelosi'sShinyFrozenFace"

Posted by: Splunge at May 17, 2020 12:18 AM (dOV9E)

493 Hary and Meagan, poster children for the Me!Me!Me! generation . At least for the time being. Their replacements will be along shortly. Always are. Prince Harry, like comic book movies, is something I have NFTG.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 17, 2020 12:18 AM (7sUbd)

494 OK, Mike Lindell is now saying he uses his portable pillow MORE than his cell phone. He's jumpng the shark here, because I never heard of a portable pillow. And we got some guy walking around with a fucking pillow?

Posted by: Menack at May 17, 2020 12:19 AM (buTO7)

495 487 Big Trouble in Little Tokyo ... LA ... looks like a big gas explosion maybe ... don't see any followup at the moment

https://tinyurl.com/ybe7o3y4
Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2020 12:14 AM (Cus5s)

yeah, the intensity and size of the flames look like it could be coming from a gas main. that twitter feed starts off with all the presstitutes trying to get the rights to use it, then it gets kind of funny.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2020 12:19 AM (q3gwH)

496 Wow SecretSquare, thank you for that insightful information!

I bet you could a couple of Dems that are downstaters to maybe vote against the gov. The governor and the city of Chicago have REALLY pissed off the entire rest of the state.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 17, 2020 12:21 AM (Xt7n2)

497 "I guess the animals at the farm just starve when one of the Pritzkers isn't in residence."

now that's just silly, don't be ridiculous. I'm sure they took all the animals with them when they went to Florida a couple weeks ago.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2020 12:21 AM (Cus5s)

498 493 Hary and Meagan, poster children for the Me!Me!Me! generation . At least for the time being. Their replacements will be along shortly. Always are. Prince Harry, like comic book movies, is something I have NFTG.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 17, 2020 12:18 AM (7sUbd)


I liked Harry, before, and I still have a kind of bro sympathy for him. "Dude, get out of there! She's eating your soul!"

Posted by: Splunge at May 17, 2020 12:21 AM (dOV9E)

499 > And when one is sold, the POS terminal deducts it from inventory.

Where it falls down is when something is shoplifted, or when some eeeediot puts the romex in the paint aisle.

Way back when, I went to Lowes to get one of the first good LED bulbs (the early ones sucked, and the cheap ones still suck).

This was back when they were about $35 apiece.

Website said they had a dozen (or thereabouts) in stock. The shelf was bare. I figured they were valuable enough that they walked out the door on their own.

The one I got from Amazon is still burning, nearly 10 years later. Since it's in a situation where it is a major pain in the ass when it goes out, I consider it money well spent.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2020 12:21 AM (mNq/0)

500 yeah, the intensity and size of the flames look like it could be coming from a gas main. that twitter feed starts off with all the presstitutes trying to get the rights to use it, then it gets kind of funny.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 17, 2020 12:19 AM (q3gwH)

And this fire is in downtown L.A. Which is home to numerous TV stations, and network HQ's. Why do they have use some rando's cellphone video, when they could have cameras there in 15 minutes? Probably even a chopper in the air.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2020 12:22 AM (LZcDP)

501 looks like the Little Tokyo thing is over, just one or two buildings and lots of fire trucks and cops ... just some smoke and lotsa water now.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2020 12:22 AM (Cus5s)

502 Abrams just exudes that government employee/HR employee vibe.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 17, 2020 12:13 AM (I2/tG)


I can see one of the questions being raised by Pence (with the help of his staff) in the debates: Did you or did you not lose the governor's race in Georgia? Hilarity will ensue with her non-answer answer.

I think that baggage alone will make her not a viable VP pick. While praise was heaped upon her by the Demotards for her 'resistance', the DNC does actually want to win and the DNC will be picking the VP candidate, not Gropin' Joe, if he is even the candidate come November. With all that's coming out, Tara Reade's credible sexual assault/rape allegation and the unmasking, Slow Joe may be forced by the DNC to not run to spend more time with his criminal family.

Posted by: RickZ at May 17, 2020 12:24 AM (Y8PSl)

503 > yeah, the intensity and size of the flames look like it could be coming from a gas main.

I saw something about it being a warehouse that is a supplier for outfits that do solvent extraction of cannabis oil. Butane, specifically, I believe.

That would do it.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2020 12:24 AM (mNq/0)

504 > Abrams just exudes that government employee/HR employee vibe.

You can just imagine her smirking when you get to the head of the line at the DMV and she gets to tell you that the utility bill you brought to prove residency is three days too old to count.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2020 12:26 AM (mNq/0)

505 search "10 tampa bay" on youtube and they have drone footage from somebody ... rafters all burned out on one floor, must be 25 fire trucks

Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2020 12:28 AM (Cus5s)

506 > Madigan owns Illinois.

It must be a major career boost for a mobbed-up politician to have your daughter as the Attorney General, huh?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2020 12:28 AM (mNq/0)

507 I liked Harry, before, and I still have a kind of bro sympathy for him. "Dude, get out of there! She's eating your soul!"

Posted by: Splunge at May 17, 2020 12:21 AM (dOV9E)

Markle is a soul-sucking bitch, and Harry apparently deserves her. She'll divorce him and he'll end up with nothing. No money, no family, no friends. Pathetic.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 17, 2020 12:28 AM (rCwaK)

508 I saw something about it being a warehouse that is a supplier for outfits that do solvent extraction of cannabis oil. Butane, specifically, I believe.

That would do it.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2020 12:24 AM (mNq/0)

You wanna bang out, you got to take her out, Butane..

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2020 12:28 AM (LZcDP)

509 Yes, IL governors CAN be recalled, through a provision of the state constitution (Art. III, Sec. 7) that was added in 2010, but getting a recall petition started is a pretty complicated process.

Posted by: Secret Square at May 17, 2020 12:30 AM (9WuX0)

510 Markle is a soul-sucking bitch, and Harry apparently deserves her. She'll divorce him and he'll end up with nothing. No money, no family, no friends. Pathetic.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 17, 2020 12:28 AM (rCwaK)

I am pretty certain that the Royal Family's lawyers made sure that Megan signed an iron-clad pre-nup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2020 12:30 AM (LZcDP)

511 > No money, no family, no friends. Pathetic.

Nah, Granny will take him back in as soon as the marriage crashes and burns.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2020 12:31 AM (mNq/0)

512 "It must be a major career boost for a mobbed-up politician to have your daughter as the Attorney General, huh?"

She's NOT AG anymore -- she didn't run for reelection in 2018.

Posted by: Secret Square at May 17, 2020 12:32 AM (9WuX0)

513 Nah, Granny will take him back in as soon as the marriage crashes and burns.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2020 12:31 AM (mNq/0)

And he was a legitimate good soldier for the Brits in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2020 12:33 AM (LZcDP)

514 Posted by: Sharkman at May 16, 2020 11:55 PM (1YlHz)

Thanks for the tip. I looked him up and he is funny as hell. The "justice sandwich" vid with the egg detectives is great.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 17, 2020 12:34 AM (HabA/)

515 Howdy all.
Tomorrow is my first day off in a week, YAY.


Usually work on Sat so seldom get to post on the gardening thread. So glad I got some seed planted yesterday and a big Roma tomato today.

I bought a good sized plant for 2.47 at Walmart. They had some larger plans for 13.99. How the heck do you think that is worth it?

Posted by: Farmer at May 17, 2020 12:35 AM (xMfQG)

516 > You wanna bang out, you got to take her out, Butane..

If you wanna burn oil, do a volatile boil, Butane.

Shift!

Then I saw the flames! Now I'm a BLEVER!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2020 12:35 AM (mNq/0)

517 It must be a major career boost for a mobbed-up politician to have your daughter as the Attorney General, huh?

No shit, and not even have to pretend to hide it. Dirty motherfvcking thieving bastards.

Posted by: dartist at May 17, 2020 12:36 AM (K22Va)

518 Reporting from the Emergency PACNW MoMe.

Firewood and liquor is in good supply.

Nobody has been arrested. Yet.

nurse says howdy to all Moroni

Coyotes are getting kinda obnoxious.

Until you've been around a campfire with a Moron playing a concertina, you really haven't lived a full life.

We know.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 17, 2020 12:37 AM (SFPXh)

519 > And he was a legitimate good soldier for the Brits in Afghanistan.

Yeah. I'm not much of one for royals and nobles, but he's always seemed like a decent enough chap.

He's not the first soldier who's gotten roped into a bad marriage. Not even.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2020 12:37 AM (mNq/0)

520 "I bet you could a couple of Dems that are downstaters to maybe vote against the gov."

The only Dem member who could be classified as a "downstate" resident is from the Quad Cities area.

Posted by: Secret Square at May 17, 2020 12:38 AM (9WuX0)

521 502 Abrams just exudes that government employee/HR employee vibe.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 17, 2020 12:13 AM (I2/tG)

Yeah - the bitch at the DMV who goes to lunch right before you get to the head of the line. And she takes 45 minutes for lunch not a half hour because she needs time to eat those 3 Quarter Pounders and 4 bags of Doritos.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&V at May 17, 2020 12:38 AM (HabA/)

522 I bought a good sized plant for 2.47 at Walmart. They had some larger plans for 13.99. How the heck do you think that is worth it?
Posted by: Farmer at May 17, 2020 12:35 AM (xMfQG)

For fourteen bucks, it had better have already set fruit. It's too early to start a garden here. 24th of May is the traditional start of frost-free days in this part of Alberta. I will say, though, that it got downright hot for a while today. Hot wind blowing while i was riding the lawnmower.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2020 12:39 AM (LZcDP)

523 > It's too early to start a garden here. 24th of May is the traditional start of frost-free days in this part of Alberta.

I started the tomatoes indoors about a month ago here in Anchorage, and have had them out in the greenhouse for about a week and a half.

I'm still fully prepared to drag them indoors if frost threatens.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2020 12:40 AM (mNq/0)

524 Big Trouble in Little Tokyo ... LA ... looks like a big gas explosion maybe ... don't see any followup at the moment

https://tinyurl.com/ybe7o3y4

Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2020 12:14 AM (Cus5s)

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fire kicked off 6:30ish this evening, and was over just after 8pm.

ii firemen injured in an explosion at the beginning of the event.

butane honey oil (THC) involved in the blaze.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2020 12:40 AM (5kusT)

525 Good night, all. Lotta yard stuff to do tomorrow.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 17, 2020 12:42 AM (mNq/0)

526 butane honey oil (THC) involved in the blaze.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2020 12:40 AM (5kusT)

Entire population of L.A. basin does bong hit.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2020 12:42 AM (LZcDP)

527 red, well that does it. We need common sense honey control in California!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 17, 2020 12:42 AM (L2ZTs)

528 Nite, Rodrigo.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2020 12:43 AM (LZcDP)

529 Until you've been around a campfire with a Moron playing a concertina, you really haven't lived a full life.
We know.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 17, 2020 12:37

Sounds like you are having a very cool time. Wish I was there.

Posted by: Farmer at May 17, 2020 12:46 AM (xMfQG)

530 "I bought a good sized plant for 2.47 at Walmart."

plants are not essential ... Pritzker would lock up every sales person, up to one year in prison.


Oh wait, it is Walmart ... they have paid the protection money ... you are free to go. But haircuts ... lock them up ... lock everyone up ...

Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2020 12:47 AM (Cus5s)

531 "Nice place ya got here ... shame if some Corona happened to it."

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 17, 2020 12:49 AM (LxTcq)

532 "butane honey oil (THC) involved in the blaze."

I thought THC was safer than Meth ... meth labs don't blow up that bad ... so I hear.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2020 12:49 AM (Cus5s)

533 Well, I am going to call it a night. Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 17, 2020 12:50 AM (LZcDP)

534 I premiered Dark Star at the Hollywood Paramount (now Disney's El Capitan). Laughed myself silly. "Why do I ALWAYS have to feed the alien?"

Posted by: Charles the Simple at May 17, 2020 12:54 AM (HuH1F)

535 nurse says howdy to all Moroni

The dude who wrote da book of Mormon or mirror universe Mitt Romney?

Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 17, 2020 12:57 AM (7sUbd)

536 Your turn, Pinback...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 17, 2020 01:00 AM (7s3Gx)

537 Sleep tight our erstwhile Canook brother!

Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 17, 2020 01:02 AM (7sUbd)

538 as i mentioned way back at the beginning of the thread, unless something goes sideways tomorrow, i'm getting a haircut.

Herself needs a trim and a touch up, so i'm getting a trim too...

my hair hasn't been this long since i lft for Ft Benning, back when Regan was POTUS.

i'm not quite a Fing hippy, but i'm getting there.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2020 01:10 AM (5kusT)

539 Oh wait, it is Walmart ... they have paid the protection money ... you are free to go. But haircuts ... lock them up ... lock everyone up ...
Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2020 12:47

It is sad what the idiot Pritzger is doing to IL. He's an idiot. Did I repeat myself

Posted by: Farmer at May 17, 2020 01:12 AM (xMfQG)

540 ..my hair hasn't been this long since i lft for Ft Benning, back when Regan was POTUS.

i'm not quite a Fing hippy, but i'm getting there.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2020 01:10 AM (5kusT)



If your hair gets any longer, you're going to have to call in an artillery strike on your own grid square.

(and they thought the CBD fire in the toy district was a "Ka-Boom"?)

LOL



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 17, 2020 01:15 AM (QzJWU)

541 Rest assured, if the Democrats establish a Stasi in the United States, there will be no shortage of volunteers.

Posted by: The ARC of History!

First wave no doubt, but how many eager volunteers will jump in after "the well armed citizens " remove the first wave?

Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 17, 2020 01:17 AM (7sUbd)

542 Yes, IL governors CAN be recalled, through a provision of the state constitution (Art. III, Sec. 7) that was added in 2010, but getting a recall petition started is a pretty complicated process.
Posted by: Secret Square


Petition?

Collecting signatures?

In person?

To the gulag, you social-distancing scofflaw!

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2020 01:19 AM (P1f+c)

543
First wave no doubt, but how many eager volunteers will jump in after "the well armed citizens " remove the first wave?
Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket


Promises
Promises

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2020 01:22 AM (aKsyK)

544 Choices have consequences. You chose to be a handbag, Harry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 09:53 PM (A5zUN)


*my sympathy meter is deader than Lena Dunham's career*

And in news of a similar vein, Justin Amash has decided to *not* run for preezy this year, as even the Libertarians don't want his China lovin' treacherous ass.

Awwww. Maybe try the CPUSA? They are always on the hunt for talent.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 01:27 AM (Z4rgH)

545 ..my hair hasn't been this long since i lft for Ft Benning, back when Regan was POTUS.
i'm nowot quite a Fing hippy, but i'm getting there.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2020 01:10

Since I broke my ankle last Apr I've let my hair grow, just had it trimmed. I'm going for the crazy old history prof look, LOL.

Posted by: Farmer at May 17, 2020 01:27 AM (xMfQG)

546 Idiotic city finally opened up public spaces including reservoirs this week, first time at one in a long time (predating the "crisis").

Beautiful warm day. Lots of people fishing, from their own boats, canoes, inner-tubes, and the few small piers.

Shocked at the number of people walking .... with masks on. Wasn't a majority, maybe 1/4 to 1/3, but FFS, people.

Guess I shouldn't expect more in a time and country where something as absurd as "climate policy" is heard from people actually in office without meeting universal derision and puzzlement.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 17, 2020 01:32 AM (El6T/)

547 We have already determined what you are. We are now negotiating the price.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 17, 2020 01:32 AM (CcOog)

548 ..Since I broke my ankle last Apr I've let my hair grow, just had it trimmed. I'm going for the crazy old history prof look, LOL.

Posted by: Farmer at May 17, 2020 01:27 AM (xMfQG)



My left ankle is a "five screw subassembly", since 1998.

Took me two years to work out walking without a limp.

No hope for the Drain Bamage though.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 17, 2020 01:32 AM (QzJWU)

549 Obama talking smack about President Trump, priceless.

Posted by: Summer of Love at May 17, 2020 01:33 AM (FJrl0)

550 Mrs Hades says I shouldn't argue with people on the internet.

I told her I don't look at porn since she came along, so it's the only thing I have left.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 17, 2020 01:35 AM (CcOog)

551 Neurosurgeon Says Face Masks Pose Serious Risk to Healthy People

https://tinyurl.com/yctxq8ba

Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2020 11:17 PM (qAR6u)


Just this morning I had to do a walkthrough for a new homebuyer... we had to wear masks and gloves. It was the first time I've had to really talk at length with a mask on. It was miserable... kept getting short of breath. Lucky I didn't pass out.

Posted by: Average Guy at May 17, 2020 01:39 AM (BaHwF)

552 Neurosurgeon Says Face Masks Pose Serious Risk to Healthy People

https://tinyurl.com/yctxq8ba

Posted by: kbdabear at May 16, 2020 11:17 PM (qAR6u)
-----

Just this morning I had to do a walkthrough for a new homebuyer... we had to wear masks and gloves. It was the first time I've had to really talk at length with a mask on. It was miserable... kept getting short of breath. Lucky I didn't pass out.

Posted by: Average Guy at May 17, 2020 01:39 AM (BaHwF)


I read an article (complete with picture) a week or so ago about a driver passing out from driving a car with a mask on and running off the road into a tree.

Posted by: RickZ at May 17, 2020 01:43 AM (Y8PSl)

553
Obama talking smack about President Trump, priceless.
Posted by: Summer of Love

========

Anything new since the "leaked" phone call?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 17, 2020 01:51 AM (G51Gf)

554 Mrs Hades and I went to a big nursery in Selma NC today and got a bunch of flowering plants. Then I went to Home Despot and got a bunch of landscaping timbers and fill dirt. Tomorrow, if I can get some sleep, I'm going out cruising with the Mustang club while she builds her flower garden, then I get to come home and mow the lawn.

I wish I could sleep...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 17, 2020 01:51 AM (CcOog)

555 No hope for the Drain Bamage though.



Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 17, 2020 01:32 AM (QzJWU)

---
that's what you get for joining the Air Farce...


Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2020 01:53 AM (5kusT)

556 Thursday was my last day of "thanks for coming to work" time and a half regular time (double time overtime) pay. Week after next I'm taking two weeks off and doing a lot of work around the house.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 17, 2020 01:53 AM (CcOog)

557 Think I'll have a beer. Or maybe a bourbon and Coke.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 17, 2020 01:53 AM (CcOog)

558 Maybe both.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 17, 2020 01:54 AM (CcOog)

559 My left ankle is a "five screw subassembly", since 1998.
Took me two years to work out walking without a limp.
No hope for the Drain Bamage though.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 17, 2020 01:32

I thought you F'ed up your ankle when you fell through the roof just a few yrs ago? remember you posting at the time. You did it twice?

Posted by: Farmer at May 17, 2020 01:57 AM (xMfQG)

560 Jim is bionic! ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 17, 2020 02:01 AM (L2ZTs)

561 Last week I was driving metal fence posts, the kind where you use that tubular driver with the handles on it. I lifted it up too far and it tipped over in my hands and whacked me on the noggin.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 17, 2020 02:02 AM (CcOog)

562 ..I thought you F'ed up your ankle when you fell through the roof just a few yrs ago? remember you posting at the time. You did it twice?

Posted by: Farmer at May 17, 2020 01:57 AM (xMfQG)



Ankle was '98 motorcycle wreck.

Right shoulder was falling through roof skylight injury, and my rotator cuff is screaming in protest, even RIGHT Fk*ing NOW.

I had good insurance until Obzerocare.

That fall through the roof skylight was post-obzerocare.

Pain, ensues.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 17, 2020 02:06 AM (QzJWU)

563 . I lifted it up too far and it tipped over in my hands and whacked me on the noggin.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

Been there, done that. No witnesses, so ego only slightly damaged. Head was a different story.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 17, 2020 02:07 AM (7sUbd)

564 Choices have consequences. You chose to be a handbag, Harry.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2020 09:53 PM (A5zUN)


Does Her Majesty's Consul General in Los Angeles have a UK passport with just Harry and Archie in it stuck in his safe? A quick brush-pass or dead drop and Harry and Archie are in first class on a British Airways flight to Heathrow. With a diplo passport.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 17, 2020 02:08 AM (qyH+l)

565 Last week I was driving metal fence posts, the kind
where you use that tubular driver with the handles on it. I lifted it up
too far and it tipped over in my hands and whacked me on the noggin.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 17, 2020 02:02 AM (CcOog)

----
was the driver okay?

asking for a friend....


Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2020 02:11 AM (5kusT)

566 Cure for covid craziness? Watching Bob Ross (Joy of Painting) . Hasn't got to the happy little trees yet. Waiting with great anticipation.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..full metal jacket at May 17, 2020 02:12 AM (7sUbd)

567 was the driver okay?

asking for a friend....




Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2020 02:11 AM (5kusT)



It seemed to be. I checked it for cracks and drove a few more fence posts with it anyway.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 17, 2020 02:12 AM (CcOog)

568 Out of beer. Good thing I have bourbon.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 17, 2020 02:13 AM (CcOog)

569 To all of you Morons out in the Pacific Northwest on your camping trip, I hope that you are having a most wonderful time!! How many of there are you? I had a wonderful day here in the people's republic of Maskachusetts. Three of my kids that live in the state came HOME and we socially distanced without masks and enjoyed cheeseburgers and hot dogs with chips and drinks for about five hours, it meant the world to me. Jim if you are still up. your piece in the sidebar last night had me cheering, way back when I told you that you were a poet, I wish that I had your way with words, it was very well done.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 17, 2020 02:14 AM (a4EWo)

570 66 i'm getting a haircut tomorrow!

my hair hasn't been this long since i left for Ft Benning.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 16, 2020 10:12 PM (5kusT)

I got one today. I was beginning to look like Bernie.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 17, 2020 02:20 AM (qyH+l)

571 Goldfinger just got sucked out of the airplane!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 17, 2020 02:22 AM (a4EWo)

572 I bought a rack of ribs, I will have to cut it in half to fit it in my 7-quart slow cooker. I have enough BBQ sauce, onions and celery.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 17, 2020 02:23 AM (LxTcq)

573 Goldfinger just got sucked out of the airplane!
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 17, 2020 02:22 AM (a4EWo)

14 pounds per square inch is a lot. Big man, little window.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 17, 2020 02:24 AM (LxTcq)

574 ..Goldfinger just got sucked out of the airplane!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 17, 2020 02:22 AM (a4EWo)



And you wonder why Pussy Galore was revered among the Bond Women?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 17, 2020 02:28 AM (QzJWU)

575 i bought a rack of ribs, I will have to cut it in
half to fit it in my 7-quart slow cooker. I have enough BBQ sauce,
onions and celery.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 17, 2020 02:23 AM (LxTcq)

---
Pro Tip: that ain't barbecue.

just sayin....

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2020 02:28 AM (5kusT)

576 Touche Jim !!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 17, 2020 02:30 AM (a4EWo)

577 Pro Tip: that ain't barbecue.

just sayin....
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2020 02:28 AM (5kusT)

Well it's gonna be submerged in something. It could be water. It could be cream of mushroom soup.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 17, 2020 02:36 AM (LxTcq)

578 ..Pro Tip: that ain't barbecue.

just sayin....
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2020 02:28 AM (5kusT)



Well, if it doesn't have carrots, of course it isn't!

/bcochoran/atc



Jim
Suicide New Dawn
Galveston, TX

/hasta la nite nite, horde!

Posted by: Jim at May 17, 2020 02:36 AM (QzJWU)

579 NY State AG threatens NY law firm, gets their ass sued.

LOLGF, bitches!

https://legalinsurrection.com/2020/05/ny-ag-threatens-
law-firm-claiming-office-headcount-violates-cuomo-
lockdown-gets-sued-in-response/

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2020 02:37 AM (5kusT)

580 Oh please don't tell me that I've killed the blog again, I might need a new handle.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 17, 2020 02:38 AM (a4EWo)

581 ..Pro Tip: that ain't barbecue.



just sayin....

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2020 02:28 AM (5kusT)





Well, if it doesn't have carrots, of course it isn't!



/bcochoran/atc




Jim

Suicide New Dawn

Galveston, TX



/hasta la nite nite, horde!
---
chili ain't BBQ


Posted by: redc1c4 at May 17, 2020 02:41 AM (5kusT)

582 Put some pineapple tidbits and mushrooms in the bottom of that crockpot before you put the ribs in. Then pour on the sauce.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 17, 2020 02:53 AM (CcOog)

583 Greetings, Caturday-night Hordians.

Crockpot + ribs + any kinda sauce = wonderfulness, yes?

Enjoy it, BourbonChicken! Call it whatever ya want!

Posted by: JQ at May 17, 2020 02:58 AM (whOIk)

584 And yet she persisted, Joe Biden really only has two choices for VP now, Kamala or Stacy, he already said it should be a woman of color, Kamala really brings him nothing electorally that he wouldn't have in California and Stacy couldn't seal the deal in Georgia. I suppose he could pull a Liz Warren and select a nine year old transgendered person, might be the best option.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 17, 2020 03:02 AM (a4EWo)

585 Today was good.

Yardw*rk galore-- here, there and another place! Plate is not just full, it's *overflowing*!

Got some stuff done at Dad's place, awaiting a bro's arrival...

He's having marital issues. Bringing his little one with; just "getting away" for a while & looking for fresh perspective and familial support.

Dang it, my heart goes out to him-- been in his shoes and it sux.

We're all still mourning Dad's passing, although it's been not quite a year. Tough times. Mom has been gone several years, so got to 'disposition' the family home...

Posted by: JQ at May 17, 2020 03:05 AM (whOIk)

586 And yet she persisted, Joe Biden really only has two choices for VP now, Kamala or Stacy, he already said it should be a woman of color, Kamala really brings him nothing electorally that he wouldn't have in California and Stacy couldn't seal the deal in Georgia. I suppose he could pull a Liz Warren and select a nine year old transgendered person, might be the best option.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 17, 2020 03:02 AM (a4EWo)


If China Joe needs a minority woman on the ticket, Cory Booker is his go-to gal.

Posted by: RickZ at May 17, 2020 03:08 AM (Y8PSl)

587 Right you are, Rick. I am attempting to sleep, need to be up in a few hours, love my Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 17, 2020 03:15 AM (a4EWo)

588 Are you implying that Warren is not a Person of Cheekbones?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 17, 2020 03:19 AM (LxTcq)

589 Are you implying that Warren is not a Person of Cheekbones?

Heh.

Whatever she is, she doesn't have enough melanin, right?

Posted by: JQ at May 17, 2020 03:20 AM (whOIk)

590 Yardwork, yay. I get to do some of that tomorrow.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 17, 2020 03:23 AM (CcOog)

591 Mrs Hades wanted a dog. Since she's essentially off work for the rest of the school year she decided this was the time to get a new puppy because she would have time to work with it before the school year starts next year. I told her get anything but a little Mexican rat-dog.

Guess what she got.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 17, 2020 03:24 AM (CcOog)

592 I have saved some gravy from last week's meatloaf, at the advice of teh horde. I have a butternut squash soup can to sweeten it. I don't know much but I am learning.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 17, 2020 03:32 AM (LxTcq)

593 OK I'm done. Gonna try to get some shuteye so I can get up and do stuff tomorrow. Today. Whatever.

Later roonz and roonettez, fear no evil!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 17, 2020 03:34 AM (CcOog)

594 Guess what she got.


LOL! Add a loaf of bread, and it could be a sandwich?

Posted by: JQ at May 17, 2020 03:34 AM (whOIk)

595 Cripes, thrad is ded an' I kilt it...

Posted by: JQ at May 17, 2020 03:40 AM (whOIk)

596 Just another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.
I got some money, 'cause I just got paid.

No, wait... Wut?

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 17, 2020 03:41 AM (YqED9)

597 St. Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go.
I owe my soul to the company sto'.

Posted by: Tennessee E. Ford at May 17, 2020 03:43 AM (YqED9)

598 Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette!

Puff, puff, puff and if you smoke yourself to death---

Tell Saint Peter at the Golden Gate

That you hate to make him wait

You just gotta have

Another cigarette...

Posted by: JQ at May 17, 2020 03:45 AM (whOIk)

599 Throw the crib door wide, let the people crawl inside.
Someone in this town wants to burn the playhouse down.

They wanna stop the ones who want
A rock to wind their string around.

But everybody wants a rock
To wind their piece of string around.

Posted by: Flood at May 17, 2020 03:46 AM (YqED9)

600 NY State AG threatens NY law firm, gets their ass sued.

LOLGF, bitches!
---
Ha ha ha.

Notably count nine is a blanket end to the emergency orders.

Posted by: Methos at May 17, 2020 03:46 AM (kOpft)

601 I heard "Smoke, Smoke,..." on the radio about a year or so ago. I knew of the song, but don't believe I'd heard it until then. It might have been Beck that played it

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 17, 2020 03:48 AM (YqED9)

602 I heard "Smoke, Smoke,..." on the radio about a year or so ago. I knew of the song, but don't believe I'd heard it until then. It might have been Beck that played it

Gotta hear the original, my friend...

Posted by: Tex Williams at May 17, 2020 03:50 AM (whOIk)

603 Man alive I'd love to see Fredo the Elder up on a large multiple of federal charges, just for the fun of it. Every possible charge and the kitchen sink, too.


Fun for me, not for him, but that's pretty much the point.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 17, 2020 03:51 AM (YqED9)

604 Yeah, it was the original. That's what I was sayin' Hadn't heard it before that I recall.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 17, 2020 03:52 AM (YqED9)

605 Oy.

I hope the fire in Little Tokyo is safely out ...

Used to go there for the book shop.

Posted by: Adriane the Impractical Critic ... at May 17, 2020 03:52 AM (LPnfS)

606 Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette!

I only know the Jimmy Dean version ... I think ... on a record my parents had.

Posted by: Adriane the Impractical Critic ... at May 17, 2020 03:55 AM (LPnfS)

607 And what kind of book shop is that in Little Tokyo, Adriane? Something special, it sounds like.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 17, 2020 03:56 AM (YqED9)

608 I'm smokin' on cigarettes as we speak. Been smokin' at least a pack of non-filters daily for goin' on six decades.

Probably kill me before I'm 30.

On the bright side, there seems to be some evidence that nicotine inhibits the Bat Rot virus. Also gives one a nice, wet, productive cough to hack up all the critters out of the lungs!

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 17, 2020 03:59 AM (YqED9)

609 At some point you will probably hear about Rory Mcilroy bashing Trump on a radio show. In fact, he is playing in a televised match for charity tomorrow. My personal opinion is give him a break tomorrow or better yet ignore him. This thing is for charity and people want to watch some actual live sports. Who cares what this guy said? At least for a day.

We always bash cancel culture and the fact that so many sportsmen are afraid to say something controversial. Now I know many will say, well it is easy to bash Trump and be lefty. That might be the case in the NBA or NFL, but it is not the case for professional golf. Now Rory will do fine in Europe for obvious reasons, but this will likely cause a problem in the USA. Personally, I don't care what he says, he is an entertaining golfer and that is pretty much what I expect from him.

But I mine as well give a tiny bit of context here. Mcilroy always seems to come down on the side of the bitter, angry, caustic, lefties. I don't even know if it is political as much as it is trying to stay out of the cross hairs of the angriest, most bitter and vindictive people out there. But yeah, there is a point when if a person always ends on the lefty side, they are a lefty.

Mcilroy is refreshing in the sense that he does give his opinions. I am not going to fault someone for being real and actually saying something the stands out. But he also seems to always end up on the lefty side after the interwebs bum rush him.

Example number 1. Not many years ago he said "I feel more British than Irish" in an interview. He was lambasted so badly that he decided that even though he is a UK citizen, he would play for Ireland and not the UK, in the Olympics. He gave a pretty much absurd excuse as to why, but the point was he decided to play not for his country, but another one. Now I get Northern Ireland and all of The Troubles are complicated, but still, the guy placated the angriest group, knowing the other guys pretty much would not care. And in the end, he bailed from the Olympics, which made the entire thing much worse because it was a total waste of everyone's time. Who cares who he might play for in theory. He played for no one.

Example number 2. He played golf with president Trump and said he had a good time. He said Trump was gracious to everyone and it was a nice experience. Then, of course, he was lambasted online by the thought gestapo and took a real beating.

And now today we hear he will never play with Trump again and he likely doesn't agree with anything Trump says or does. Well, thanks Rory, thanks for the political insight. I am starting to think you are just bowing to the mob but yes, it always falls the same way. My guess is he is a lib at heart as he always folds to the lib side.

I personally don't want the guy bashed at the course. He is a talented player and it is not for me to enforce ideas. But for whatever reason this stuff goes on with this guy. Hell, Tiger has played with Trump a few times and for some reason he has taken little flak. Jack Niclaus is a proud Trump fan and yet beloved by main stream R and D's. Hell you can find video of Nanny Pelosi praising Nicklaus, there really is no other option.

Rory likes to be opinionated and that is cool. But at some point a duck is a duck. He is a lib, or at least bends to the libs.

I get it is different in Europe and the UK. You can be a conservative and still take a go at the US. But in professional golf, the vast majority are conservatives. You might have to go with professional bull riding to find a more conservative sport. I doubt Rory cares as he is "international". But if he keeps this up, he will get heckled worse than Sergio ever dreamed. I don't like it, but I understand.

Posted by: Quint at May 17, 2020 04:00 AM (hHxp2)

610 Could you repeat that please, Quint?

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 17, 2020 04:03 AM (YqED9)

611 Aw, never mind, Quint. I think I got it...

But I don't mind. What really bothers me is
Someone keeps moving my chair.

Posted by: Flood at May 17, 2020 04:06 AM (YqED9)

612 Been trying to live my life as *normally* as possible since the whole wufloo BS started.

I don't know what to believe anymore.

Fairly certain the gov is lying, the media is lying, the WHO, CDC and Dr. Fucky are lying...

It's BS all the way down.

I have no children-- if it kills me, who's gonna G.A.S.?

Posted by: JQ at May 17, 2020 04:07 AM (whOIk)

613 And what kind of book shop is that in Little Tokyo, Adriane? Something special, it sounds like

Kinokunia ...

Specializing in Japanese books & magazines.

In pre-internet America, went out to LA once a year-ish and stocked up on Jpanese food, records, books, et cetera ...

Was a Big Deal when we could get Japanese CDs !!!

Fast forward mumbly years ... They might have closed that store ... Little Tokyo doesn't have the foot traffic that it used to.

Posted by: Adriane the Impractical Critic ... at May 17, 2020 04:08 AM (LPnfS)

614 Could you repeat that please, Quint?


Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 17, 2020 04:03 AM (YqED9)

If I did, it would be at least 50 percent shorter

Posted by: Quint at May 17, 2020 04:12 AM (hHxp2)

615 Mcilroy bashes Trump, news at 11. So that was what I should have gone with lol.

Posted by: Quint at May 17, 2020 04:14 AM (hHxp2)

616 Are you personally a member of the Yellow Peril, or just a fan? The first Mrs. Botch (I'm 20 years in now with Mrs. Botch II. Looks like it might last, though I don't want to seem complacent.) was a Sinophile. We had weekly shipments of Peoples Daily, 7 issues at a time, coming to the door, along with every other bit of commie propoganda she could get find to order. All but the newspapers were in Mandarin, though, so I didn't have to get involved.


Posted by: Flood at May 17, 2020 04:15 AM (YqED9)

617 Sorry, that last was to Adriane...

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 17, 2020 04:16 AM (YqED9)

618 Sorry, that last was to Adriane...


Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 17, 2020 04:16 AM (YqED9)

Yo Adriane.

Posted by: Quint at May 17, 2020 04:19 AM (hHxp2)

619 Some Japanese cook books - make your own sushi, noodles, some haute cuisine ...

Travel guides, how to write hiragana ...

Art books: prints of Yoshitoshi, Hokusai ...

ah good times ...

Posted by: Adriane the Impractical Critic ... at May 17, 2020 04:23 AM (LPnfS)

620 The People's Daily's were really something, though. Every crude caricature you might imagine for propaganda was just repeated over and over and over. "The heroic resistance of the new dawn of the the socialist vanguard to the running-dog capitalists is bearing fruit, etc., etc., and on and on. "The depredations of the Gang of Four can never shake our honest resolve..." Gah!

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 17, 2020 04:23 AM (YqED9)

621 Posted by: Quint at May 17, 2020 04:00 AM (hHxp2)

Interesting analysis. I've only read one article on the 'controversy', but I did get that he was being bashed for not hating Trump. And daring to play a round with him.

So, him saying wouldn't play another round with Trump 'of choice' is a major weenie-ing. Leave me alone, he cucksplains.

If he had actually paid attention to Trump's strategy, he would know "never apologize". Inch, mile, don't give the first.

But I will, going forward, probably root for him less.

Pussy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 04:23 AM (Z4rgH)

622 Fair to say the Japanese aesthetic has changed a bit recently? I don't keep up, really, but every glimpse I get seems weirder than the last.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 17, 2020 04:27 AM (YqED9)

623 I have posted on the nicotine issue a few times here. Really there are two stories that I know of. The first is the French test to see if nicotine somehow prevents people from getting the wuflu. I read not long ago that in the msm, the French banned hording of nicotine patches. It was almost as it they wanted a strategic reserve if need be.

The other tobacco related issue was with with a subsidiary of British American Tobacco that focuses on pharmaceuticals called Kentucky Bioprocessing.

Now I have no freaking clue if either of these things are legit or hold any promise at all. But I do know that unfortunately at least half the people who get paid to write on the net do not either. I have only reported what has been reported in the MSM. At this point normals are keeping their options open and hoping to hear of an actual vaccine whether it is derived from tobacco or a hole in the wall.

Posted by: Quint at May 17, 2020 04:28 AM (hHxp2)

624 If he had actually paid attention to Trump's strategy, he would know "never apologize". Inch, mile, don't give the first.

These kids today... In fairness, it's surprising that as many kids in the U.S. as do actually resist the "training" they've received and learn to think for themselves. I'd imagine the situation in Great Britain is even direr. After all, they went socialist just after WWII (the big one).

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 17, 2020 04:32 AM (YqED9)

625 If he had actually paid attention to Trump's strategy, he would know "never apologize". Inch, mile, don't give the first.



But I will, going forward, probably root for him less.



Pussy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 04:23 AM (Z4rgH)

that is fair. The guy is opinionated for whatever reason. I gave two examples but there are more I promise you. The key is he always backs down to the left. I still think he is probably a good guy but he is certainly on the left. He is foolish if he thinks even his cohorts are this way, the statistics show otherwise.

I have no problem with someone with their own opinion. But he seems to make a point of getting in these rows. Sooner or later he will be the bad guy of golf if he keeps it up. Look at how the treat Reed and Sergio and they have never mentioned a whiff of politics. Rory is a repeat offender but people want to like him so much it has not caused him many issues to date. This last one I think will be an issue, and that is why I mentioned it to the horde.

Posted by: Quint at May 17, 2020 04:34 AM (hHxp2)

626 Fair to say the Japanese aesthetic has changed a bit recently? I don't keep up, really, but every glimpse I get seems weirder than the last.

As with most things, depends on the artist ...

Yayoi Kusama:
https://tinyurl.com/yadenr27

Makato Ouchi:
https://tinyurl.com/yblbstcg

for example ...

Posted by: Adriane the Impractical Critic ... at May 17, 2020 04:36 AM (LPnfS)

627 Thanks for the chat and insights, everyone. Ima grab my rock and wind myself to bed.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 17, 2020 04:37 AM (YqED9)

628 Just as long as you never see yourself in the mirror with your eyes closed ...

Posted by: Adriane the Impractical Critic ... at May 17, 2020 04:39 AM (LPnfS)

629 Speaking of pussies, we have major weenie Shitt Rumblings, UT Senator (Asshole), spewing his latest Trump hate on the 16th:

The firings of multiple Inspectors General is unprecedented; doing so without good cause chills the independence essential to their purpose. It is a threat to accountable democracy and a fissure in the constitutional balance of power.

Unprecedented. Hmmm, I recall seeing that word for 8 years not so long ago.

Thanks once again, UT primary voters, for nominating a fucking useless carpetbagger with good hair and the morals of a rattlesnake.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 04:40 AM (Z4rgH)

630 Thanks, Adriane, that's very nice, indeed!

Later!

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 17, 2020 04:41 AM (YqED9)

631 I made Japanese Curry the last two nights. Japanese Curry is really an interesting food item. And I can at least say it was taught to me by an actual Japanese. And trust me, we were a long way from the land of the rising sun.

Anyway, Japanese Curry was introduced to Japan by Brits who served in India. So as an American, I guess i got it fourth hand. It should be mentioned on a CBD food thread as it is that good. There are some really interesting Japanese foods really. They also have a cutlet called Katsu, that is likely European. They are an open society and at the same time a very closed one. That is one unusual place, and for sure that is the case with their food.

Posted by: Quint at May 17, 2020 04:52 AM (hHxp2)

632 I also recall a certain stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure, in his first year in office, firing an IG (Mr. Gerald Walpin, RIP) for investigating a friend of TFG with very crooked practices in CA.

Mr. Walpin was fired summarily, without giving Congress the required 30 day notice, as required by law.

Laws, shmaws, he said. And paid no price. Trump has given the 30 day notice on every useless leftover TFG eater he's had the privilege to dump.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 04:54 AM (Z4rgH)

633 Last report of the night from the PacNW MoMe.

Nobody arrested.

I'm the last one around the campfire.

Holy crap, it sounds like a Stihl chain saw convention from those who retired earlier. Not naming names.

They are drowning out the crickets.

Last half glass of wine and I'm going to join the chorus.


Seriously, do you have any idea how fantastic Morons are in real life?

Pick your biggest number, and multiply it by your shoe size.

Nite all...

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 17, 2020 04:55 AM (CRmS8)

634 Yayoi Kusama:
https://tinyurl.com/yadenr27


I've toyed with the idea of submitting some Japanese artist for the art thread ...
: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Impractical Critic ... at May 17, 2020 04:55 AM (LPnfS)

635 Anyway, Japanese Curry was introduced to Japan by Brits who served in India.

Mild, though you can spice it up if you want ...

Ramen is from China ...

Tempura is from Portugal ...

So yes, around the world all in one place as it were.

Posted by: Adriane the Impractical Critic ... at May 17, 2020 04:58 AM (LPnfS)

636 LeftCoast Dawg at May 17, 2020 04:55 AM (CRmS

Nighty, night!

Posted by: Adriane the Impractical Critic ... at May 17, 2020 04:59 AM (LPnfS)

637 HUH?

Ramen is from Costco.

Everyone knows that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 17, 2020 05:00 AM (CRmS8)

638 Ramen is from Costco. [/]

Costco is Highway to the Danger Zone for me!

So I stay away.

Posted by: Adriane the Impractical Critic ... at May 17, 2020 05:02 AM (LPnfS)

639

Oy!

Posted by: Adriane the Impractical Critic ... at May 17, 2020 05:02 AM (LPnfS)

640 Wine is gone.

You all have a great day. America is a fantastic place.

Don't let the fools tell you different.

Cuz they're wrong.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 17, 2020 05:04 AM (CRmS8)

641 Seriously, do you have any idea how fantastic Morons are in real life?

Pick your biggest number, and multiply it by your shoe size.

Nite all...

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 17, 2020 04:55 AM (CRmS


I've only met one irl, Jim (SND), and he's of the finest sort.

I've ridden with him, and I've no complaints.

*I've always thought that to be one of the finest compliments you can bestow*

Laconic, understated, real.

I hope you all gave nurse ratched a great big social distancing violatin' hugs; she needed 'em.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:07 AM (Z4rgH)

642

Just practicin'.

...Soon...

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:09 AM (Z4rgH)

643 So what was in the now taken down video?

*last one linked, from redc14*

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:10 AM (Z4rgH)

644 I at least expected a post from Insomniac; what use is a sleeping sleep deprived person?

*reputations have been ruined for less*

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:15 AM (Z4rgH)

645 Don't make me pull this blog over.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:16 AM (Z4rgH)

646 Nurse, sorry, nurse, has had a great time.

Seriously, we are lucky to know her.


Fucking coyotes are going to wake her up.

Howling like there is a coyote orgy or something.

Enough to wake up drunken people.

For the coyotes sake, they'd better STFU.

Ask any woodpecker.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 17, 2020 05:17 AM (CRmS8)

647 I'm reporting this place to Human Resources.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:17 AM (Z4rgH)

648 Our casinos reopen in MS in 5 days.

Not that I'm counting or anything.

50% capacity; that describes me to a T.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:20 AM (Z4rgH)

649 I did not have sex with that slot machine!

I didn't even inhale.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 17, 2020 05:23 AM (Z4rgH)

650 This fucking thread is heavier than Michael Moore on Jupiter.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:25 AM (Z4rgH)

651 I'm reporting this place to Human Resources.

Speciesist!!!!!

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at May 17, 2020 05:25 AM (LPnfS)

652 Fortunately, I have a full drink.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:26 AM (Z4rgH)

653 Fortunately, I have half a drink.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:27 AM (Z4rgH)

654 Posted by: Marvin the Martian at May 17, 2020 05:25 AM (LPnfS)

I was expecting an Earth shattering Kaboom!

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:27 AM (Z4rgH)

655 I was expecting an Earth shattering Kaboom!
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:27 AM (Z4rgH)


I'd really rather have green eggs than that disgusting cereal ...

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at May 17, 2020 05:30 AM (LPnfS)

656 Coffee isn't done so haven't started drinking

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2020 05:30 AM (ZCEU2)

657 Vodka and V8 -- The foundation of any healthy breakfast.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:31 AM (Z4rgH)

658 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8SCsMObrqo
this is not stand alone. Niclaus, the greatest player ever along with Woods, is vociferously pro Trump.


i was looking for a clip of Pelosi praising Niclaus. I know I saw it just like I know the sun rises in the East. But I can't find it right now, it has likely been scrubbed. I bet if I checked CSpan it would come up, but not Youtube. ANd yes I am challenging you guys to find the clip. I saw it, that is not even the issue. But the left is doing it's job.

My favorite political clip of recent years is when Michael Moore makes a great case for Trump. I still say that video helped Trump win the election. It is just like how Drudge helped win Trump the primary but now the site is a an Allpundit wannabe. To hell with Drudge imo.

But i know Peloso praised Niclaus and I know Niclaus has never abandoned Trump even a little bit. Yes, never apologize. That is all you have to do and it will be ok. At least you wont have to be a .....

Posted by: Quint at May 17, 2020 05:32 AM (hHxp2)

659 Vodka, V8, flour -- Well, these are gonna be some strange ass pancakes.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:33 AM (Z4rgH)

660 Maybe a stalk of celery will help.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:34 AM (Z4rgH)

661 I like coffee,
I like tea,
I like the java jive ...
But hot cocoa is good too ...

Posted by: Adriane the Breakfast Jazz Critic ... at May 17, 2020 05:34 AM (LPnfS)

662 Oops, no celery. I DO have some celery salt though.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:35 AM (Z4rgH)

663 Who the HELL invented celery salt?

Someone with no celery, I bet.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:35 AM (Z4rgH)

664 Maybe a stalk of celery will help.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:34 AM (Z4rgH)


It usually helps Dr. Who ...

Posted by: Adriane the Breakfast Jazz Critic ... at May 17, 2020 05:35 AM (LPnfS)

665 If I changed nics on every post, I could make it onto a list.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:36 AM (Z4rgH)

666 well ... in the good ole' days ...

Posted by: Adriane the Breakfast Jazz Critic ... at May 17, 2020 05:36 AM (LPnfS)

667 So far, list free.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:36 AM (Z4rgH)

668 someone mentioned basic training is still going. I didn't think about it but it makes sense. Sure go all crazy but come on now. People still have to serve the country, you can't just fold up shop. I wonder if they require masks or if they are doing daily temperatures. We used to don camo. I guess the mask can help with that.

The thing that sticks out to me is places are doing their thing to flatten the curve. But then there are things that are more important and you do them because you must. For some reason I never thought about basic training during this. But when someone mentioned it was still going on, I thought of course that was the case. Funny no one mentions those guys in those incessant commercials.

Posted by: Quint at May 17, 2020 05:37 AM (hHxp2)

669 666 Yo, Adriane.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:37 AM (Z4rgH)

670 If I changed nics on every post, I could make it onto a list.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:36 AM (Z4rgH)


Don't make it on a list !!!

We'd miss you ...

Posted by: Adriane the Mikado Critic ... at May 17, 2020 05:37 AM (LPnfS)

671 *passes out*

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:37 AM (Z4rgH)

672 If I changed nics on every post, I could make it onto a list.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:36 AM (Z4rgH)

I prefer to never make a list.

Posted by: Quint at May 17, 2020 05:37 AM (hHxp2)

673 I prefer to never make a list

Posted by: Hooper at May 17, 2020 05:38 AM (hHxp2)

674 I prefer to never make a list.
Posted by: Quint at May 17, 2020 05:37 AM (hHxp2)


But than how do you check it twice ????

Posted by: Adriane the North Pole Critic ... at May 17, 2020 05:39 AM (LPnfS)

675 Don't make it on a list !!!

We'd miss you ...

Posted by: Adriane the Mikado Critic ... at May 17, 2020 05:37 AM (LPnfS)


Too late...

We're ALL on a list.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:39 AM (Z4rgH)

676 *passes out*
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:37 AM (Z4rgH)


Well ...

being one of the yard working morons, I need to do the same ...

Roses are red,
Candy is dandy,
Liquor is quicker,
But not always handy ...

Burma Shave !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Bad Poetry Critic ... at May 17, 2020 05:41 AM (LPnfS)

677 Took a ride around Philly tonight...yes, I survived. Went past Cheesesteak Central (Pat's & Geno's, the tourist traps), and you would never know that there was a lockdown going on. Hundreds of people, waiting in line, sitting on their cars or the tables eating, hardly any masks, not a care in the world. No cops in sight, either. Went through some of the, er, gentrifying neighborhoods, Utes of all types out and about, smoking weed, drinking 40's.

Get home, put the sports talk radio on, they're talking about how they can convince baseball players to play for less millions while "risking their lives". It's surreal.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at May 17, 2020 05:41 AM (mgJUX)

678 Speaking about Todd Rundgren found he is alive and well living in Hawaii

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2020 05:41 AM (ZCEU2)

679 My trip out of Philadelphia last Saturday would say %75 people on the street had masks, maybe 1/2 wearing them correctly.

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2020 05:43 AM (ZCEU2)

680 Thought about trying the sock puppet list, but changing nic would mess up my tablet

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2020 05:45 AM (ZCEU2)

681 She looked at me with those big brown eyes, and said

My eyes are up here, asshole!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cia_v4vxfE

True story. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 05:48 AM (Z4rgH)

682 Still didn't have breakfast, not sure what to make.

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2020 05:56 AM (ZCEU2)

683 Still didn't have breakfast, not sure what to make.
Posted by: Skip

Whatever it is, make it quick, it's almost time for EMT!!

Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2020 05:57 AM (vd8XM)

684 Last call

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2020 06:00 AM (ZCEU2)

685 So much for the Last Call Theory.......

Posted by: JT at May 17, 2020 06:01 AM (arJlL)

686 Uh oh, the alarm clock is kaput.

Again.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 17, 2020 06:02 AM (Z4rgH)

687 I jinxed Krak

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2020 06:02 AM (ZCEU2)

688 Last call
Posted by: Skip

Oh no. Quick, leave before they turn on the lights and you see the place you've been drinking in all night!

Posted by: Bruce at May 17, 2020 06:03 AM (vd8XM)

689 I am so bitter right now. I showed Pelosi praising Nicklaus. I showed all the politicos bend the knee to the greatest ever and a huge Trump supporter. I made arguments that would have shamed Lincoln at Gettysburg. But I got the dreaded "no thanks". Oh well, life goes on. But if you are interested, go to cspan and search Nicklaus and Pelosi. She comes up about 40 mins in.

Posted by: Quint at May 17, 2020 06:03 AM (hHxp2)

690 1st and last
KRAK IS NOOD

Posted by: Skip the guy who calls noods at May 17, 2020 06:03 AM (ZCEU2)

691 mornin' y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at May 17, 2020 06:06 AM (eMtQa)

692 Still didn't have breakfast, not sure what to make.

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2020 05:56 AM (ZCEU2)

you so many people so excited that IHOP is selling carry out. I love breakfast and to be honest, I think intermittent fasting is a bunch of crap. I tried it for months and it simply does not work. I don't buy for a second that skipping breakfast makes you thinner. I know so many believe this but at least i tried it. I think it is a load at least for me.

But anyway., to me it is kind of sad that so many pine for Ihop. Nothing could be easier than cranking up some bacon, eggs, and pancakes. That should be the first thing you learn. I can see pining for restaurant made Vitello Saltimboca and Panna Cotta. But Fried eggs and hash browns I do not understand.

Posted by: Quint at May 17, 2020 06:08 AM (hHxp2)

693 Re Saturday Night Joke. Heard it at least thrity years ago but with priest and rabbi as participants and rabbi offering the sacramental wine.

Posted by: 370H55V at May 17, 2020 12:42 PM (WusEB)

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