Mid-Morning Art Thread

Kroyer Beach.jpg

Summer Evening On Skagen's Beach
Peder Severin Kroyer

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 09:30 AM (UWqZJ)

2 I like the reflection of the moon on the water.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 09:30 AM (UWqZJ)

3 Nice dog

Posted by: Traveling Man Who's Stuck At Home&&&& at May 22, 2020 09:31 AM (n14Vk)

4 Nice

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2020 09:31 AM (3D/fK)

5 Pretty dressy for a walk on the beach.

Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2020 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)

6 Was it painted in 1918 ?

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 09:32 AM (zr5Kq)

7 they must be walking past a WalMart parking lot, shining a lot of light from the right.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2020 09:32 AM (Cus5s)

8 Pretty dressy for a walk on the beach.
Posted by: BignJames

It's their casual wear.
Later on he takes off his hat...

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2020 09:32 AM (vd8XM)

9 Right over dunes to right there is a couple shaggin!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 09:33 AM (JFO2v)

10 The dude has an onion on his belt.

Posted by: johnd01 at May 22, 2020 09:33 AM (ukNFU)

11 Great picture, good composition, water, and a dog, what more could you ask for?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 09:33 AM (6wiwL)

12 It looks like it was painted by a guy with cataracts.

Posted by: huerfano at May 22, 2020 09:33 AM (9dnxb)

13 The beach of Rome. And the bitch of Rome. I will leave you figure out which is which.

Posted by: Someguy at May 22, 2020 09:33 AM (Zm+LZ)

14 *dog staring at mans leg*

Dude thems are little boys pants.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 09:34 AM (JFO2v)

15 pet thread!!!

Posted by: vmom Still Alive in These Tyrannical Times at May 22, 2020 09:34 AM (G546f)

16 Pretty. I like the guy's suit.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 22, 2020 09:34 AM (lwiT4)

17 Dog drops a deuce in the sand for a kid to dig up tomorrow.

Look mommy! A Tootsie Roll!!

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2020 09:34 AM (vd8XM)

18 They have no plastic bags and doggeh is leaving piles all over the beach.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2020 09:34 AM (aDI6+)

19 Dog is about to wizz on that guys leg.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 22, 2020 09:34 AM (88+cf)

20 Love this painting. I'll let twitter know about it.

Posted by: Mika Brezinski, Starfucker Wannabe! at May 22, 2020 09:34 AM (NVYyb)

21 19 Dog is about to wizz on that guys leg.
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 22, 2020 09:34 AM (88+cf)

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"This'll teach you to steal my lady from me."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 09:34 AM (UWqZJ)

22 Has a chocolate Lab, so okay.

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2020 09:34 AM (bCLt0)

23 Dog is about to wizz on that guys leg.
Posted by: Roland

No trees, not a painting

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2020 09:34 AM (vd8XM)

24 Later on he takes off his hat...
Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2020 09:32 AM (vd8XM)

you can leave your hat on!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 09:35 AM (JFO2v)

25 Skagen's bitch us kinda harsh...

Posted by: vmom Still Alive in These Tyrannical Times at May 22, 2020 09:35 AM (G546f)

26 So the artist was a Dane....my dad's peeps were Danes...before they invaded England.

Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2020 09:35 AM (X/Pw5)

27 With that ensemble, I'll bet that guy has to hide bacon in his underwear to get his dog to accompany him in public.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 22, 2020 09:35 AM (H5knJ)

28 " pet thread!!!
Posted by: vmom Still Alive in These Tyrannical Times a.."


Cooking thread!!!

Posted by: Barky O'Dogeater at May 22, 2020 09:35 AM (3D/fK)

29 This was just before Skagen called the cops.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 09:36 AM (kVr0X)

30 Would hang this.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2020 09:36 AM (3D/fK)

31 Oh, I like this one.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 09:36 AM (nRWPy)

32 5 Pretty dressy for a walk on the beach.

Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2020 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)

And not very summer-ish clothing, either.

Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 09:36 AM (mZUr4)

33 Maybe I just love summer paintings from the late 19th century. I like this one too.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at May 22, 2020 09:36 AM (eMtQa)

34 Where are their masks???? Reeee!!!

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2020 09:36 AM (bCLt0)

35 And not very summer-ish clothing, either.
Posted by: doof2112

People didn't sweat back then.
They also didn't get dehydrated. Note the lack of water bottles for this long walk

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2020 09:37 AM (vd8XM)

36 27 With that ensemble, I'll bet that guy has to hide bacon in his underwear to get his dog to accompany him in public.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 22, 2020 09:35 AM (H5knJ)

that also how they got tank abrams on the runway

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

37 They are NOT practicing social distancing.

Posted by: johnd01 at May 22, 2020 09:37 AM (ukNFU)

38 Dog is about to wizz on that guys leg.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 22, 2020 09:34 AM (88+cf)

Or start humping him.

Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2020 09:37 AM (X/Pw5)

39 Sunset and moonrise, beautiful.

I'm having trouble making physical sense of it, though. The setting sun is directly to the right, that would be southwest at that lattitude. That makes the rising moon's direction artistic license.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:37 AM (gd9RK)

40 Vinnie Van Gogh is going to score tonight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 09:37 AM (kVr0X)

41 And not very summer-ish clothing, either.

Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 09:36 AM (mZUr4)

Well, it's Denmark, so it's about 50 degrees.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2020 09:38 AM (dLLD6)

42 And not very summer-ish clothing, either.



It's Denmark

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 09:38 AM (nRWPy)

43 I like this painting, but it looks familiar... Is it a repeat?

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at May 22, 2020 09:38 AM (O6DoG)

44 Is that guy her beach friend?

Posted by: Archer at May 22, 2020 09:38 AM (gmo/4)

45 Oh, yes. This one does it. B/P dropped twenty points on viewing this.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:38 AM (XxJt1)

46 The setting sun is directly to the right, that would be southwest at that lattitude. That makes the rising moon's direction artistic license.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:37 AM (gd9RK)

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That's no moon.

Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at May 22, 2020 09:39 AM (kVr0X)

47 Dog is smelling the guy's mistress' bedroom on that dude's sock right there

Posted by: Boswell at May 22, 2020 09:39 AM (32YRo)

48 This is story telling art.

The trees march down to the shore at night, chasing this couple from their home, herding them along the shore, to their despairing deaths. Their only hope is the boat offshore, but it dares not approach, because frankly that guy is wearing weird clothes.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 22, 2020 09:39 AM (CPk08)

49 And not very summer-ish clothing, either.



It's Denmark
Posted by: dagny

I thought it was Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2020 09:39 AM (vd8XM)

50
Dog = Art

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2020 09:39 AM (mht8P)

51 43 I like this painting, but it looks familiar... Is it a repeat?
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at May 22, 2020 09:38 AM (O6DoG)


One pastel beach pretty much looks like every other pastel beach.

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2020 09:39 AM (bCLt0)

52 Wonder what they're looking at, including the dog?

Dolphin, skinny dipper, floating wooden clog?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 09:39 AM (nRWPy)

53 ThEy'Re NoT sOcIaL dIsTaNcInG!!!!!!!

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 22, 2020 09:39 AM (9CkBG)

54 52 Wonder what they're looking at, including the dog?

Dolphin, skinny dipper, floating wooden clog?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 09:39 AM (nRWPy)

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Baby Ruth.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 09:40 AM (UWqZJ)

55 Love this!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at May 22, 2020 09:40 AM (KHXdf)

56 Wonder what they're looking at, including the dog?

Dolphin, skinny dipper, floating wooden clog?
Posted by: dagny

Shark eating skinny dipper

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2020 09:40 AM (vd8XM)

57 Great picture, good composition, water, and a dog, what more could you ask for?--
Maybe some happy trees?

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 22, 2020 09:40 AM (dQF3z)

58 Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 22, 2020 09:37 AM (gd9RK)

So they're walking at dusk and breathing the night air without masks, looks dangerous!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 09:40 AM (6wiwL)

59 52 Wonder what they're looking at, including the dog?

Dolphin, skinny dipper, floating wooden clog?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 09:39 AM (nRWPy)

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A huge manatee.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 09:40 AM (kVr0X)

60 50


Dog = Art



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 22, 2020 09:39 AM (mht8P)

That's pretty reductive.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 22, 2020 09:40 AM (CPk08)

61 That's a lovely painting.

Posted by: Tuna at May 22, 2020 09:40 AM (gLRfa)

62 Wonder if that lady has a Panama City Beach Assstache?

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 09:40 AM (JFO2v)

63 Looking for a Message in a Bottle.

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2020 09:40 AM (bCLt0)

64 Dude looks like Van Goff. Or the Computing Forever dude, but he's been banned to the Phantom Zone...

Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 09:40 AM (RuIsu)

65 That's lovely.
They'd be arrested today for not "social distancing" on not having their dog "on a leash at all times."

Posted by: Flyover at May 22, 2020 09:41 AM (Rbu5d)

66 The seas are calm this night, miss. - Blackbeard

Posted by: Archer at May 22, 2020 09:41 AM (gmo/4)

67 > Vinnie Van Gogh is going to score tonight.

Not wearing those pants, he isn't.

Notice how the woman is avoiding looking directly at him, so as not to burst into laughter.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2020 09:41 AM (mNq/0)

68 Too twilighty to be a sunset... soft hues indicate a moonrise

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 22, 2020 09:41 AM (flINI)

69 A huge manatee.
Posted by: Cicero

Water would burn Tanks skin

Posted by: Bruce at May 22, 2020 09:41 AM (vd8XM)

70 57
Great picture, good composition, water, and a dog, what more could you ask for?--
Maybe some happy trees?


Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 22, 2020 09:40 AM (dQF3z)


They are way in the back there. A lurking menace.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 22, 2020 09:41 AM (CPk08)

71 16
Pretty. I like the guy's suit.



Posted by: grammie winger at May 22, 2020 09:34 AM (lwiT4)

Me, too. In fact, I like everything about the guy. Even with the period clothing there's no soi-boi vibe there. He can take my arm any time.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:41 AM (XxJt1)

72 Great! Another Kroyer painting! We've had several by him and they have all been delightful. The outstanding feature for me is how effectively he uses light to set the mood of the piece and how he varies the colors to suit that light.

This one has the gentle, blended colors of evening with the northern light and moonlight making a soft, quiet world to take a stroll. Everything is calm and relaxed. It is a pleasant scene that I would love to have on my wall.

Thanks, CBD. What a lovely painting to end the week with.

Posted by: JTB at May 22, 2020 09:41 AM (7EjX1)

73 The Sea is calm tonight
the Moon lies fair upon the Straight

Posted by: tubal at May 22, 2020 09:41 AM (bCLt0)

74 On a calm night like this the cabin boys will need much comforting!

Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at May 22, 2020 09:42 AM (JFO2v)

75 They are following NJ beach guidelines and confining their beach-stroll to the "wet sand" portion of the beach.

Marksmen on the boardwalk are anxiously waiting for them to imprudently step on the "dry sand" of the beach.

If the woman gets shot, that dress is gonna be ruined.

Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2020 09:42 AM (qXNVo)

76 Wait a minute. Stop walking, honey. I've got sand in my shoe.

Posted by: Archer at May 22, 2020 09:42 AM (gmo/4)

77 The artist really does a nice job capturing a summer evening.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2020 09:42 AM (wiXsO)

78 Ohshit. Just looked at radar. I need to shut down. Back later.

creep out

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:43 AM (XxJt1)

79 Water, water everywhere; and not a drop of scotch.

Posted by: Archer at May 22, 2020 09:43 AM (gmo/4)

80 Dog thought bubble: "Socks? I mean, WTF?"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 09:43 AM (kVr0X)

81 Once at Virgina beach on ft story a manatee did wallow up near shore. Everyone went to look and the lifeguard didn't know whether to tell people to stand back or not. He called superiors and they said, not a problem. I kept laughing, didn't know what part of "sea cow" he missed.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 09:43 AM (nRWPy)

82 Hey! You two! GET THE FUCK OFF MY BEACH!!

Posted by: Skagen at May 22, 2020 09:43 AM (mSzv6)

83 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Posted by: Flyover at May 22, 2020 09:43 AM (Rbu5d)

84 They are way in the back there. A lurking menace.
--
Yeah, not happy. Ents.

Posted by: FrodoB-
cause I am at May 22, 2020 09:43 AM (dQF3z)

85 Woman is reflecting on the sexism of society, where her ankles must be covered, yet men can wear extreme high water pants.

The theoretical injustice will soon become concrete, as the tide is about to come in.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2020 09:44 AM (mNq/0)

86 78 Ohshit. Just looked at radar. I need to shut down. Back later.

creep out
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:43 AM (XxJt1)

ICMBs? Mitsubishis? MIGs? sounds bad

Posted by: Capn Ned (Raging Queen) at May 22, 2020 09:44 AM (JFO2v)

87 78
Ohshit. Just looked at radar. I need to shut down. Back later.

creep out


Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 09:43 AM (XxJt1)


Uh oh. The black helicopters found creeper. So long dude.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 22, 2020 09:44 AM (CPk08)

88 " Wonder what they're looking at, including the dog? "

Natalie Wood.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2020 09:44 AM (3D/fK)

89 off queen sox

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 09:44 AM (JFO2v)

90 Skagen's Beach was a popular place for painting, it seems.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 22, 2020 09:44 AM (88+cf)

91 Obviously, the dog has gone to obedience school.
Mine would have been running all over the beach searching for dead fish to roll on.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2020 09:45 AM (wiXsO)

92 Maybe that's not sunset but th he glow from nearby *insert Denmark city name*

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 09:45 AM (nRWPy)

93 Have ye ever been to sea Billy?

No but I have been blown ashore

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2020 09:45 AM (FZYNt)

94 Contemplating a walk on water

Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2020 09:45 AM (X5CsJ)

95 Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 09:43 AM (nRWPy)

Yes, the life guard otter know better!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 09:46 AM (6wiwL)

96 Dog: " When are these people going to feed me?"

Posted by: dantesed at May 22, 2020 09:46 AM (88xKn)

97
First you pay the Danegeld.

Then Skagen takes your whole fucking beach.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2020 09:46 AM (h6CJG)

98 Old Man Skagen made a fortune renting paddle boards and umbrellas to the tourists.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 09:46 AM (kVr0X)

99 A lovely and relaxing scene. I wish I were there. It's raining here. Again.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2020 09:47 AM (/669Q)

100 Wonder what they're looking at, including the dog?

Dolphin, skinny dipper, floating wooden clog?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 09:39 AM (nRWPy)

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A huge manatee.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 09:40 AM (kVr0X)
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Nah. Too cold. My harem would never stand for it. And the kelp is not nearly as delicious in Denmark.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee at May 22, 2020 09:47 AM (4o2K3)

101 100!!!!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 09:47 AM (nw6Hr)

102

ish

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 09:47 AM (nw6Hr)

103 Never knew that as a teen George Lucas aspired to be an auto mechanic

Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2020 09:47 AM (X5CsJ)

104 92
Maybe that's not sunset but th he glow from nearby *insert Denmark city name*

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 09:45 AM (nRWPy)


The glow from the assault on Isengard.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 22, 2020 09:47 AM (CPk08)

105 103 Never knew that as a teen George Lucas aspired to be an auto mechanic


Too bad he didn't follow that path.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 09:47 AM (oVJmc)

106 103 Never knew that as a teen George Lucas aspired to be an auto mechanic
Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2020 09:47 AM (X5CsJ)

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If true, American Graffiti should have been a clue.

He loved him some hot rods.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 09:47 AM (UWqZJ)

107 This paining is beautiful and poorly executed at the same time.


There are three light sources and the one we can actually see is not illuminating anything.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2020 09:47 AM (T+XCu)

108 AASI - long time no see! How are you? Work keeping you busy?

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2020 09:48 AM (/669Q)

109 7 they must be walking past a WalMart parking lot, shining a lot of light from the right.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 22, 2020 09:32 AM (Cus5s)


Can't be. Not enough seagulls.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 22, 2020 09:48 AM (PiwSw)

110 103 Never knew that as a teen George Lucas aspired to be an auto mechanic
Posted by: SMOD

can Jar-Jar do a wheel alignment?

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2020 09:48 AM (FZYNt)

111 Skagen's beach look nice.

I also like their watches.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 09:48 AM (hYcqw)

112 Just then, an Orca shoots up on shore and snatches the dog in it's mouth!

Posted by: Archer at May 22, 2020 09:48 AM (gmo/4)

113 > The glow from the assault on Isengard.

Dresden firestorm.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2020 09:48 AM (mNq/0)

114
That cummerbund looks comfortable as beach wear.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2020 09:48 AM (Hcsoi)

115 Never knew that as a teen George Lucas aspired to be an auto mechanic
Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2020 09:47 AM (X5CsJ)

So instead he designed electrical systems for British cars?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 09:49 AM (6wiwL)

116 20 Love this painting. I'll let twitter know about it.
Posted by: Mika Brezinski, Starfucker Wannabe! at May 22, 2020 09:34 AM (NVYyb)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2020 09:49 AM (TdMsT)

117 That cummerbund looks comfortable as beach wear.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2020 09:48 AM (Hcsoi)

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That.... "guy".... dresses like a golf playing leprechaun.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 09:49 AM (nw6Hr)

118 Ugh. There's going to be snow in the foothills and mountains of CO this weekend. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 09:49 AM (hYcqw)

119 107
This paining is beautiful and poorly executed at the same time.





There are three light sources and the one we can actually see is not illuminating anything.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2020 09:47 AM (T+XCu)

What you can't see are the burning twisted wrecks of armoured vehicles just above the high water line, illuminating this desperate couple.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 22, 2020 09:50 AM (CPk08)

120 What a lovely painting to end the week with.

Posted by: JTB at May 22, 2020 09:41 AM (7EjX1)

Sometimes there is a plan.

A bad one usually, but a plan nonetheless!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2020 09:50 AM (dLLD6)

121
Posted by: Mika Brezinski, Starfucker Wannabe! at May 22, 2020 09:34 AM (NVYyb)


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Hey... Mika.... I think we can safely drop the "Wannabe" from your nic

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 09:50 AM (nw6Hr)

122 Love this painting. I'll let twitter know about it.
Posted by: Mika Brezinski, Starfucker Wannabe! at May 22, 2020 09:34 AM (NVYyb)
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Make sure @jack takes your call. Have an on-air tirade if there's any chance he won't!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 09:50 AM (hYcqw)

123 If true, American Graffiti should have been a clue.

He loved him some hot rods.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 09:47 AM (UWqZJ)
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And the pod-racing in TPM.

Ya think?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 09:50 AM (4o2K3)

124 That cummerbund looks comfortable as beach wear.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2020 09:48 AM (Hcsoi)

Cummerbund and speedo...hmmm...

Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2020 09:50 AM (X/Pw5)

125 Five seconds after this picture was painted, he shoved her in.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 09:51 AM (oVJmc)

126 So instead he designed electrical systems for British cars?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 09:49 AM (6wiwL)

That explains a whole lot, especially for anyone who ever tried to drive an MG for very long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 09:51 AM (V2Yro)

127 108
AASI - long time no see! How are you? Work keeping you busy?



Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2020 09:48 AM (/669Q)

Hi bluebell!You have no idea. I'm up to my arms in.....well. I'm busy,

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 22, 2020 09:51 AM (CPk08)

128 123 If true, American Graffiti should have been a clue.

He loved him some hot rods.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 09:47 AM (UWqZJ)
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And the pod-racing in TPM.

Ya think?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 09:50 AM (4o2K3)

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And the chase through Coruscant in Episode II.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 09:51 AM (UWqZJ)

129 > Dog = Art

No poker playing in evidence. Not art.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2020 09:51 AM (mNq/0)

130 The glow is from this day's raid on by the 8th Air Force on Whilhelmshaven.

Posted by: Archer at May 22, 2020 09:51 AM (gmo/4)

131 The Chili cooker and the midget have another podcast up.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2020 09:51 AM (3D/fK)

132 Yet there is a flipside to this that Rush Limbaugh mentioned yesterday.
Even with voting by mail, Katie Throuple's old seat in bluest of blue
California still went to a Republican by double digits.
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No offense to JJ, and some offense to Rush... but our side is pretty dopey sometimes.

Who else thinks the Democrats are content to let a seat go at a very opportune time to "prove" that vote-by-mail is perfectly fair to Republicans?

Shit, without fraud we may have only had two Democrat presidents in the last 50 years.

Posted by: ... at May 22, 2020 09:51 AM (t+mAj)

133 > That explains a whole lot, especially for anyone who ever tried to drive an MG for very long.

Why do the British drink their beer warm?

Because Lucas also makes refrigerators.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2020 09:52 AM (mNq/0)

134 The Chili cooker and the midget have another podcast up.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2020 09:51 AM (3D/fK)

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dammit..... you made my chewing gum fly across the table.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 09:52 AM (nw6Hr)

135 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 09:49 AM (hYcqw)

But our infallible computer models said there'd be global warming and we were all going to die unless we flattened the curve...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 09:52 AM (6wiwL)

136 Hi bluebell!You have no idea. I'm up to my arms in.....well. I'm busy,
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 22, 2020 09:51 AM (CPk0
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Oh, I have a pretty good idea. Good to see you.

Posted by: bluebell at May 22, 2020 09:52 AM (/669Q)

137 Hi bluebell!You have no idea. I'm up to my arms in.....well. I'm busy,
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 22, 2020 09:51 AM (CPk0
++++++++++++
He's up to his ass in alligators!

Posted by: That cancer-eating dude from The X-Files at May 22, 2020 09:52 AM (hYcqw)

138 my high school self would say that this painting would be absolutely perfect if only it showed a Martian Tripod rising from the water behind the happy couple.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 09:52 AM (V2Yro)

139 Martian tripods are inherently unstable. There are studies.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 09:53 AM (kVr0X)

140 If true, American Graffiti should have been a clue.

He loved him some hot rods.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 09:47 AM (UWqZJ)


He maxed out on developing a coherent plot pretty early.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 22, 2020 09:53 AM (y7DUB)

141 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. That is a pleasant picture. Make me want to walk with her on the beach too.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 09:54 AM (axyOa)

142
All right. Laters.

Gotta go fix stuff...

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 09:54 AM (nw6Hr)

143 But our infallible computer models said there'd be global warming and we were all going to die unless we flattened the curve...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 09:52 AM (6wiwL)
++++++++++++
Yeah, well "global warming" can eat my chilly ass this weekend. I have to be up in snow country to comply with our idiot governor's real estate rules (I have to disinfect all commonly-touched surfaces like door knobs, faucets, light switches, etc. after each showing even though the place is vacant and the realtors are issuing wipes, gloves, masks and booties to all people touring the place and instructing them to wipe anything they touch).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 09:54 AM (hYcqw)

144 Looks like my ex-aunt. Shove her in. Just kidding.

Posted by: klaftern at May 22, 2020 09:54 AM (RuIsu)

145
But our infallible computer models said there'd be global warming and we were all going to die unless we flattened the curve...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 09:52 AM (6wiwL)

Curve successfully flattened, nobody actually gives a shit about global warming, let's move on.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi, in Bizarro Upside Down and Backwards Parallel Universe at May 22, 2020 09:54 AM (CPk08)

146 140 If true, American Graffiti should have been a clue.

He loved him some hot rods.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 09:47 AM (UWqZJ)

He maxed out on developing a coherent plot pretty early.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 22, 2020 09:53 AM (y7DUB)

==========

That movie didn't really have a plot. It was much more a slice of life look at a very particular subculture with Richard Dreyfus running around, trying to find the girl of his dreams.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 09:55 AM (UWqZJ)

147 So, you see, doctors say that sea water is a natural contraceptive.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 09:55 AM (xfb67)

148 Dude thems are little boys pants.

*********


The Exercist - a limerick

There once was a lady named Nance
Betrothed to a fellow named Rance
They went for a stroll
And Rance, bless his soul
Breathed like his dog...in short pants!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 09:55 AM (Fc5rx)

149 That movie didn't really have a plot. It was much more a slice of life look at a very particular subculture with Richard Dreyfus running around, trying to find the girl of his dreams.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 09:55 AM (UWqZJ)

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That movie didn't really have a plot. It was much more a slice of life look at a very particular alien culture with Michael Fassbender running around, trying to find the girl of his dreams.


*taps chin*

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 09:56 AM (nw6Hr)

150 So, you see, doctors say that sea water is a natural contraceptive.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 09:55 AM (xfb67)


Yeah, but babes no likey get sand in their who ha.

Posted by: Archer at May 22, 2020 09:57 AM (gmo/4)

151 Demofascist thought leaders hate this painting. Racist, white supremicist subjects. Hetero. Patriarchal. Nuclear family...


Add in a short prayer in the moonlight and you'd have all the things they hate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 22, 2020 09:57 AM (NVYyb)

152 Still marveling at "You ain't black!"


Ain't

Ain't


Could he be anymore racist?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 09:57 AM (nRWPy)

153 Didja see Broken Brain Biden's latest non mots? He tells a black guy that he's not really black if he doesn't vote Biden.

Bret Baier@BretBaier
This morning on "The Breakfast Club" - the presumptive Democratic nominee @JoeBiden said this- "If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black."

Video at link.

https://bit.ly/2zWXEO6

Now, that's science!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2020 09:57 AM (+y/Ru)

154 149 That movie didn't really have a plot. It was much more a slice of life look at a very particular alien culture with Michael Fassbender running around, trying to find the girl of his dreams.


*taps chin*
Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 09:56 AM (nw6Hr)

==========

What does the movie Shame have to do with this?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 09:57 AM (UWqZJ)

155 138 my high school self would say that this painting would be absolutely perfect if only it showed a Martian Tripod rising from the water behind the happy couple.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 09:52 AM (V2Yro)


Tom,

I was just looking at this:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9qwxxgd

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 22, 2020 09:58 AM (PiwSw)

156 The Chili cooker and the midget have another podcast up.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2020 09:51 AM (3D/fK)

The Chili Cooker and The Midget sounds the title of a quirky independent movie.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 22, 2020 09:58 AM (Uu+Jp)

157 I never had a dog that stayed by me side like that. They just ran and ran and ran all over the place and came back when they were hungry.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 09:58 AM (xfb67)

158 > Yeah, but babes no likey get sand in their who ha.

I never understood the attraction of having sex on the beach (sand in uncomfortable places) or in the hay loft (that shit is prickly, yo).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2020 09:59 AM (mNq/0)

159 What does the movie Shame have to do with this?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 09:57 AM (UWqZJ)
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Come back, Shame! Come back!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 09:59 AM (4o2K3)

160 Did Joey Dementia say it in the Negro dialect?

Posted by: Archer at May 22, 2020 09:59 AM (gmo/4)

161 Wait, does anyone know if Biden "Ain't no ways tard?"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 22, 2020 09:59 AM (PiwSw)

162 Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 09:57 AM (nRWPy)

Rule 847: Democrats can't make racial remarks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 09:59 AM (6wiwL)

163 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 09:57 AM (UWqZJ)

----

Hah.

Nice recovery.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 22, 2020 09:59 AM (nw6Hr)

164 So instead he designed electrical systems for British cars?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 09:49 AM (6wiwL)

That explains a whole lot, especially for anyone who ever tried to drive an MG for very long.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2020 09:51 AM (V2Yro)


My college roomie bought one of those Triumph wedges. It looked really good stuck in the garage or being towed.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 22, 2020 09:59 AM (y7DUB)

165 This is a novel strategy for Joe.

https://tinyurl.com/yd95zg3w

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2020 09:59 AM (ZLI7S)

166 Joe Biden said this morning if blacks don't vote for him they aren't really black. WTF

Posted by: jmel at May 22, 2020 09:59 AM (OeWgo)

167 And the pod-racing in TPM.

-
Danger Zone!

https://youtu.be/DkpZU6imHAo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2020 10:00 AM (+y/Ru)

168 The National Review just sent me the daily spam message. This time, for some reason, they think that Kevin Williamson was the right person to send it.

Here's a nice little piece:
There is more to life, and to the news, than elections and epidemics, and we have always taken books, art, and culture to be central to our mission. If you think those kinds of discussions might appeal to you, then NRPLUS is what you are looking for.

So the guy who routinely disparages the culture of the United States (outside of the Acela Corridor, anyway) wants to sell me on conservative cultural discussions?

This hypocrite can piss directly off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:00 AM (hYcqw)

169 Lol. So I see every saw the Biden thing at the same time.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 22, 2020 10:00 AM (9CkBG)

170 Mornin', Cochran.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:01 AM (ptqGC)

171 Alternate title:

"In Which Curious George Drowns"

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2020 10:02 AM (z0XD8)

172 I never understood the attraction of having sex on the beach (sand in uncomfortable places) or in the hay loft (that shit is prickly, yo).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 22, 2020 09:59 AM (mNq/0)
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Blankets. In both cases, the key is blankets. "Sex on the beach" is sexier than "Sex on the beach atop a big blanket to keep the sand out" but it is implied...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:02 AM (hYcqw)

173 This is a novel strategy for Joe.

https://tinyurl.com/yd95zg3w
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2020 09:59 AM (ZLI7S)
+++++++++++++
Okay, actually laughed out loud at that. He is so *sincere* and solemn about it, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:03 AM (hYcqw)

174 I saw sex on the beach open for sex on the subway platform the other day at MSG.

Posted by: Archer at May 22, 2020 10:03 AM (gmo/4)

175
This is a novel strategy for Joe.



https://tinyurl.com/yd95zg3w

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2020 09:59 AM (ZLI7S)


The Trump ads write themselves. Thanks, Joe!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:04 AM (ptqGC)

176 170 Mornin', Cochran.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:01 AM (ptqGC)



*tips cap*

M'lady.

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 22, 2020 10:04 AM (9CkBG)

177 We better watch out for this Joe Biden fellow. Huge strategy move. He's operating in Dimension X.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 10:04 AM (MVjcR)

178 Notice the guy sitting next to Joey Fingers has to desperately stifle a laugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:04 AM (ptqGC)

179 This is a novel strategy for Joe.

-------------

The Abrams for VP camp must be having a good morning.

Posted by: SH at May 22, 2020 10:05 AM (sX1BW)

180 >>Okay, actually laughed out loud at that. He is so *sincere* and solemn about it, too.

If I didn't know what an evil lowlife Biden is I would feel sorry for him.

But I do so I don't.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2020 10:05 AM (ZLI7S)

181 Has Biden made the 'chains' comment again? You know he will.

Posted by: dantesed at May 22, 2020 10:05 AM (88xKn)

182
43 I like this painting, but it looks familiar... Is it a repeat?
Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at May 22, 2020 09:38 AM (O6DoG)


I believe that it is a repeat.

Skagen is such an attention whore.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 10:05 AM (pNxlR)

183 Instead of making the bed this morning I made a pillow for it for the cat.

he is now playing Mongol Horde, storming the Great Wall.

Small, bright moments help us survive the slave pits of Mordor...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at May 22, 2020 10:06 AM (QfuaB)

184 Okay, actually laughed out loud at that. He is so *sincere* and solemn about it, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:03 AM (hYcqw)
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This is going to be a fun day for NeverTrump. Explain the conservative case for this stance, dickheads.

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 22, 2020 10:06 AM (/ZYFC)

185 Not sure if Bribem has dementia or this is all an act.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2020 10:06 AM (aDI6+)

186 This morning on "The Breakfast Club" - the presumptive Democratic nominee @JoeBiden said this- "If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black."
========

It's almost as if Democrats feel like they own blacks or something...

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 22, 2020 10:06 AM (vg8iE)

187 I'm think the way the dog is sniffing the dudes leg, they'd better get moving.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 10:06 AM (axyOa)

188 Question for any fighter pilot morons.

Yesterday, someone posted a video of a low-visibility carrier landing on rough seas. The footage was from a camera mounted inside the cockpit, over the pilot's left shoulder. I noticed in this footage that there is a rear-view mirror mounted above the windshield. Wider than you typically see on a car, but the same idea.

My question is this: what is it for?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:06 AM (hYcqw)

189 186 This morning on "The Breakfast Club" - the presumptive Democratic nominee @JoeBiden said this- "If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black."
========

It's almost as if Democrats feel like they own blacks or something...
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 22, 2020 10:06 AM (vg8iE)

==========

He's saying the quiet part out loud.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:07 AM (UWqZJ)

190 So the guy who routinely disparages the culture of the United States (outside of the Acela Corridor, anyway) wants to sell me on conservative cultural discussions?

This hypocrite can piss directly off.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:00 AM (hYcqw)


They can't help themselves. They've always been snotty pricks very class conscious. Frankly Buckley never did a fucking thing to discourage it.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 22, 2020 10:07 AM (y7DUB)

191 Cochran!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 10:07 AM (6wiwL)

192 I dont even know what to say in regards to Bidens comments.

Your not black if you dont vote for me? Wtf?

Posted by: WisRich at May 22, 2020 10:07 AM (HBuMf)

193 can't wait for Biden Unleashed to get on the campaign trail - this is going to be epic

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2020 10:07 AM (FZYNt)

194 Not sure if Bribem has dementia or this is all an act.




Dementia.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 10:07 AM (zr5Kq)

195 " "If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black."
======== "

So, white folk are still questioning?


I mean, what does his mutterings actually mean?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2020 10:08 AM (3D/fK)

196 If I didn't know what an evil lowlife Biden is I would feel sorry for him.



But I do so I don't.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2020 10:05 AM (ZLI7S)


Seeing him in the film about Judge Thomas' life, during Thomas' hearing for SCOTUS, was a refresher course. Seeing that smug face sitting next to Ted Kennedy in judgement of Clarence Thomas was rage-inducing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:08 AM (ptqGC)

197
186 This morning on "The Breakfast Club" - the presumptive Democratic nominee @JoeBiden


Is Sundown Joe in detention again?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 10:08 AM (pNxlR)

198 I always carry a bottle of hot sauce up my butthole!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 10:08 AM (vg8iE)

199
So, the Man in the Yellow Hat
Thought Curious George was a prat
The monkey George had to go
To the Isle of Dr Moreau
Now he's a dog who chases cats

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2020 10:08 AM (z0XD8)

200 C'mon, man! I meant Joe Biden!

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 10:08 AM (MVjcR)

201 Yeah, I was leaning to dementia.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2020 10:08 AM (aDI6+)

202 Not sure if Bribem has dementia or this is all an act.









Dementia.

---------

He's had dementia for 40 years.

Posted by: SH at May 22, 2020 10:09 AM (sX1BW)

203 I like this painting.

Peaceful.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 10:09 AM (WEBkv)

204 Has Creepy Joe's skin become translucent during his basement time? I imagine there are cave dwelling fish with more color than him.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 22, 2020 10:09 AM (Uu+Jp)

205 "My question is this: what is it for?"

Exactly what it seems.


Remember 'Check your six"


Six is directly behind the aircraft.

Hence, the rear view mirror.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2020 10:09 AM (3D/fK)

206 It's almost as if Democrats feel like they own blacks or something...

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 22, 2020 10:06 AM (vg8iE)


Clarence Thomas figured that out pretty quickly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:09 AM (ptqGC)

207
198 I always carry a bottle of hot sauce up my butthole!
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 10:08 AM (vg8iE)


You and Barky both ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 10:10 AM (pNxlR)

208 My question is this: what is it for?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:06 AM (hYcqw)

Parallel parking.

Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2020 10:10 AM (X/Pw5)

209 Wow, Paste-Eatin' Joe finally said what t he Dems have always thought about black folks.

"You were our slaves once and still are. And you always will be."

Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2020 10:10 AM (/Ulh8)

210 I noticed in this footage that there is a rear-view mirror mounted above the windshield. Wider than you typically see on a car, but the same idea.

My question is this: what is it for?

Turning your head to look over your shoulder is usually a bad thing when doing any kind of aero maneuver. Still, having an idea of what is behind you is important.

Posted by: Carpe Manana at May 22, 2020 10:10 AM (PbH71)

211 209 Wow, Paste-Eatin' Joe finally said what t he Dems have always thought about black folks.

"You were our slaves once and still are. And you always will be."
Posted by: Sharkman at May 22, 2020 10:10 AM (/Ulh

===========

"We are fine with this!"
-At least half the activist black left

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:10 AM (UWqZJ)

212 My question is this: what is it for?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:06 AM (hYcqw)

Not a chase the watch guy, but I'd say it's the for the pilot to see the aircraft behind and above when flying in formation, or to see the backseater trying to get your attention.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2020 10:11 AM (NZbXf)

213 Remember 'Check your six"

Six is directly behind the aircraft.

Hence, the rear view mirror.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2020 10:09 AM (3D/fK)
+++++++++++++
I am familiar with the expression, but I guess I just assumed there wasn't reasonably rearward visibility and that such checks would be through instruments.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:11 AM (hYcqw)

214 And the pod-racing in TPM.

-
Danger Zone!

https://youtu.be/DkpZU6imHAo
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2020 10:00 AM (+y/Ru)


***

I've always wished someone would do that with Army stuff. Tanks, artillery, helicopters. Cool song.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 10:11 AM (axyOa)

215 Have the Democrats ever explained why blacks should vote for them other than their usual your souls belong to us bs?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 22, 2020 10:11 AM (Uu+Jp)

216 215 Have the Democrats ever explained why blacks should vote for them other than their usual your souls belong to us bs?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 22, 2020 10:11 AM (Uu+Jp)

=========

They support affirmative action, welfare, and *shhhh* socialism.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:12 AM (UWqZJ)

217 "My question is this: what is it for? "

applying make-up

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2020 10:12 AM (3D/fK)

218 Biden is prepared to say he will beat Joe Biden.

His brain is broken.

Posted by: Menack at May 22, 2020 10:12 AM (buTO7)

219 Have the Democrats ever explained why blacks should vote for them other than their usual your souls belong to us bs?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 22, 2020 10:11 AM (Uu+Jp)
++++++++++
Biden did. Because the alternative (the Republicans) will put them back in chains.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:12 AM (hYcqw)

220
204 Has Creepy Joe's skin become translucent during his basement time? I imagine there are cave dwelling fish with more color[/s functioning neurons than him.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 22, 2020 10:09 AM (Uu+Jp)


Fixed

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 10:12 AM (pNxlR)

221 It is very warm here but is supposed to be cloudy/overcast and rain is predicted everyday for the next week...fun. It will be fun dragging the new grill across a wet lawn to get it on the back porch when it gets here on maybe Tuesday...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 22, 2020 10:12 AM (UUBmN)

222 (Biden) whistled and pretended to play the banjo. He then sang a verse of "Ole Man Ribber" as he ambled back and forth on shuffling feet, scratched his wooly head, and danced a cakewalk while picking watermelon seeds out of his ears, all with natural rhythm.

"Sure can dance," muttered one of the (DNC).

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 10:12 AM (4o2K3)

223
Oy ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 10:12 AM (pNxlR)

224 Have the Democrats ever explained why blacks should vote for them other than their usual your souls belong to us bs?
=====

Democrats had a good thing going until they decided to toss blacks overboard for illegal aliens.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 22, 2020 10:12 AM (vg8iE)

225 The Dems would be wise to not hold a convention this year.

Posted by: SH at May 22, 2020 10:13 AM (sX1BW)

226 close

Posted by: The Barrel at May 22, 2020 10:13 AM (FZYNt)

227 Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 22, 2020 10:12 AM (UUBmN)
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Hi lin-duh!

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 10:13 AM (MVjcR)

228 According to this NY Times report 28,100 Covid-19 deaths in the US are either nursing home patients or staff.
https://tinyurl.com/y92dyhz4

Posted by: An Observation at May 22, 2020 10:13 AM (m8xKM)

229 I have it on good authority that this is the portrait of the Dog Eater that Trump will be hanging in the WH:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9rzywx9

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:13 AM (ptqGC)

230 Moron robbie,
thanks for answering the trigger question last thread. I'm "working" so I'm in and out here throughout the day.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 22, 2020 10:14 AM (UUBmN)

231 I shut the desktop down and moved to the tablet. Electricity is waffling and will probably take the modem down shortly.

It's 9:00 AM. Do you know where your refrigerator is? Mine's on the back of a truck, probably getting soaked.

This Friday ain't nuthin's to be thankful for so far.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 10:14 AM (XxJt1)

232 It is very warm here but is supposed to be cloudy/overcast and rain is predicted everyday for the next week...fun. It will be fun dragging the new grill across a wet lawn to get it on the back porch when it gets here on maybe Tuesday...
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 22, 2020 10:12 AM (UUBmN)

Oh shoot. You're near me.

Family member's funeral is Saturday -outside -sounds extra bad in the rain.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 10:14 AM (Ed8Zd)

233 "The Dems would be wise to not hold a convention this year."

So let's see what they chose to do.


I'm betting they chose 'convention'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2020 10:14 AM (3D/fK)

234 For you urban types and land lubbers.

Sex on the beach demands the right blanket to keep the sand out. Or just screw in the water.

Hay is better than straw for comfortable F'ing. Softer and less scratchy.

You're welcome.

Posted by: JTB at May 22, 2020 10:14 AM (7EjX1)

235
"Sure can dance," muttered one of the (DNC).
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 10:12 AM (4o2K3)


Did he tote that barge, or lift that bale? I've heard that he's given to bragging about being able to perform feats of strength.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 10:14 AM (pNxlR)

236 >>222
(Biden) whistled and pretended to play the banjo. Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 10:12 AM (4o2K3)

Biden knows what "diddy-wah-diddy" means, sho now.

Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2020 10:14 AM (qXNVo)

237 Jane
How do get a copy?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 10:15 AM (6wiwL)

238 I'd like to see Senile Joe interviewed by Candice Owen, or any other conservative black.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 22, 2020 10:15 AM (Uu+Jp)

239 joe's locked up the "boil babies and eat them" vote.....
https://tinyurl.com/y9t7ajwm

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 22, 2020 10:15 AM (CqHIp)

240 Joe Biden Says Sen. Tammy Baldwin Has 'A Great Deal Of Heft And Lift To Her'

-
Is he talking about bras?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2020 10:15 AM (+y/Ru)

241
Jane

How do get a copy?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 10:15 AM (6wiwL)


Can you print off your computer?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:15 AM (ptqGC)

242 Yes, I like this painting too. Walk on the shore, in the moonlight, with wife and the doggie. I suppose a lot less thematically (?), than yesterdays horse/train. Yesterday was about tension, today...gentleness.

Posted by: MikeM at May 22, 2020 10:16 AM (C68Ik)

243 >>Did he tote that barge, or lift that bale? I've
heard that he's given to bragging about being able to perform feats of
strength. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 10:14 AM (pNxlR)

Actually, you'll know that his delta blues bona fides are made when the honorific "blind" is added to his name.
Blind Joe Biden.
Sold his soul at the crossroads for ice cweam.

Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2020 10:16 AM (qXNVo)

244
Is Biden responsible for any legislation, any at all, that could be said to benefit Blacks?

Even using a very very broad definition of benefits?

Has he ever been responsible for any major legislation at all?

He's pretty much seemed a completely subservient, somewhat goofy lap dog hack of the Democrat Party as long as I can remember.

If this were a business and not the gov't,

Biden would be the mildly retarded janitor, who really doesn't have a job anymore and should've been slayed off years ago,

but he's pleasant enough and does what he's told cheerfully, so they keep him around until he can retire.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 22, 2020 10:16 AM (z0XD8)

245 "Sure can dance," muttered one of the (DNC).
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 10:12 AM (4o2K3)

Did he tote that barge, or lift that bale? I've heard that he's given to bragging about being able to perform feats of strength.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 10:14 AM (pNxlR)

Mr Bojangles should be Joe's theme song.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 22, 2020 10:16 AM (Uu+Jp)

246 Hey old buddy, that's for backing up into my parking spot at our condo.. Duh.

Posted by: fighter pilot moron at May 22, 2020 10:16 AM (Jj+59)

247 His name is Joe Biden, but his friends call him "Ol Spoon-Eye."
Spooneye say dat likka smoove!

Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2020 10:17 AM (qXNVo)

248 >Hay is better than straw for comfortable F'ing. Softer and less scratchy.



You're welcome.

Posted by: JTB at May 22, 2020 10:14 AM (7EjX1)


Depends on the hay. I rate this statement as true for alfalfa and clover hays. Not as true for grass hay.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2020 10:17 AM (sjdRT)

249 I'm going to predict right now that before November Biden utters the N word on live TV

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2020 10:17 AM (FZYNt)

250 Jane D'oh, thanks for the preview of Obastard's official portrait. OrangeManBad, indeed.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 10:17 AM (XxJt1)

251 Mr Joe Jangles.

Dance.

Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2020 10:17 AM (qXNVo)

252 According to this NY Times report 28,100 Covid-19 deaths in the US are either nursing home patients or staff.
https://tinyurl.com/y92dyhz4
Posted by: An Observation at May 22, 2020 10:13 AM (m8xKM)
+++++++++++
That's a third of all of them (using the official figures of 95k US dead, which we know to be BS).

How many of these are excess deaths caused by govermurderers? Probably a lot. I'd have to do it state-by-state, but as an example I did this morning, NY has more than 5x the nursing home deaths per 100k than Florida does.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:17 AM (hYcqw)

253 joe's locked up the "boil babies and eat them" vote.....
https://tinyurl.com/y9t7ajwm
Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 22, 2020 10:15 AM (CqHIp)
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To be fair, Biden has always had that demographic.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 10:17 AM (WEBkv)

254
I'm going to predict right now that before November Biden utters the N word on live TV

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2020 10:17 AM (FZYNt)


While sitting next to Stacey Abrams. Please make this happen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:18 AM (ptqGC)

255 Hey weasel! I'm waiting for our division TEAMS meeting to start. Should be so exciting. We'll be discussing a survey we all took back in February... for an hour.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 22, 2020 10:18 AM (UUBmN)

256 I love the beach, but would rather be on the sailboat.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2020 10:18 AM (d7Ww2)

257 According to this NY Times report 28,100 Covid-19 deaths in the US are either nursing home patients or staff.
https://tinyurl.com/y92dyhz4
Posted by: An Observation at May 22, 2020 10:13 AM (m8xKM)

So Coumo flattened the curve by herding all the most likely to have the disease into small places so they couldn't infect the general population, nice!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 10:18 AM (6wiwL)

258 Jane D'oh, thanks for the preview of Obastard's official portrait. OrangeManBad, indeed.


Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 10:17 AM (XxJt1)


It's truly glorious, isn't it?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:18 AM (ptqGC)

259 254
I'm going to predict right now that before November Biden utters the N word on live TV

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2020 10:17 AM (FZYNt)

While sitting next to Stacey Abrams. Please make this happen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:18 AM (ptqGC)

===========

Adams will continue to smile stupidly as she either has no idea what was just said or knows exactly what was said and that she's a complete stooge for the Party, taking whatever abuse they send her way in order to rise up in power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:18 AM (UWqZJ)

260
249 I'm going to predict right now that before November Biden utters the N word on live TV
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2020 10:17 AM (FZYNt)


"... naggers?"
** a la Dave Chappelle **

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 10:19 AM (pNxlR)

261 I'm going to predict right now that before November Biden utters the N word on live TV

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2020 10:17 AM (FZYNt)


NAACP convention

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2020 10:19 AM (aDI6+)

262 256 I love the beach, but would rather be on the sailboat.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2020 10:18 AM (d7Ww2)

-----------

Feeling good, Louis!

*raises hurricane glass*

Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at May 22, 2020 10:19 AM (kVr0X)

263 LASue,
Get my email from Ben Had if you ever want to meet up for lunch or coffee since you're close by.

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 22, 2020 10:20 AM (UUBmN)

264 255 Hey weasel! I'm waiting for our division TEAMS meeting to start. Should be so exciting. We'll be discussing a survey we all took back in February... for an hour.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 22, 2020 10:18 AM (UUBmN)

=========

I've just learned that our quarterly goals are being completely revamped again from the C-suite down.

We have not had a single year where we haven't seen massive upheaval in goals at least twice.

I don't know why they even try.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:20 AM (UWqZJ)

265 Sooner or later Joe will insist his pa called him Patches.
I'm depending on you son.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 22, 2020 10:20 AM (Uu+Jp)

266 255 Hey weasel! I'm waiting for our division TEAMS meeting to start. Should be so exciting. We'll be discussing a survey we all took back in February... for an hour.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 22, 2020 10:18 AM (UUBmN)
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Nice! I've only had 3 or 4 video meetings during these retarded times. WeaselWoman, however, has that many each day. Nutty!

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 10:20 AM (MVjcR)

267 248 ... "Depends on the hay. I rate this statement as true for alfalfa and clover hays. Not as true for grass hay."

Muad'dib,

Good observation. I didn't want to get too sciencey.

Posted by: JTB at May 22, 2020 10:20 AM (7EjX1)

268 What's interesting about American Graffiti is that it was about the early 1960s but filmed in the early 1970s, only a decade later. The "old" cars were barely even classics yet (15 years old). The target audience wasn't even 30 years old - high school reminiscence.

It is a super disjointed coming of age tale that gets retold every generation. Breakfast club...help me out here...

Posted by: Actually Inside the Beltway at May 22, 2020 10:20 AM (fMhOl)

269 I like this one, because I can imagine myself inside that scene

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 10:20 AM (iTXRQ)

270 "... naggers?"
** a la Dave Chappelle **
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 10:19 AM (pNxlR)
-----
"Randy, the clue was, "People who annoy you"!!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 10:20 AM (4o2K3)

271 YES ! I have been blown ashore,dear....Surprised?

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 10:20 AM (5IHGB)

272 I'm going to predict right now that Joe participates in a step-show at the Apollo, cap on sideways, throws a gang sign, drops the mic, and brings down da house.

Because he has much love.

Posted by: Zod at May 22, 2020 10:21 AM (qXNVo)

273 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:15 AM (ptqGC)

Yes, but I wanted life size....

I'll just have to compromise

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 10:21 AM (6wiwL)

274 why is Chris Wallace blathering about his personal opinion about the lack of voter fraud and that we shouldn't be concerned about voting by mail? He's a news reader, not a political scientist or in any way qualified as an expert on voting fraud.

His personal opinion that "it exists, but is not that widespread" is ridiculous.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 10:21 AM (Ed8Zd)

275 249 I'm going to predict right now that before November Biden utters the N word on live TV
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I got five bucks that says he has an episode of intermittent explosive disorder.

Posted by: Menack at May 22, 2020 10:21 AM (buTO7)

276
So Coumo flattened the curve by herding all the most likely to have the disease into small places so they couldn't infect the general population, nice!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 10:18 AM (6wiwL)


Andrew Cuomo is the Austrian Corporal Australian Sheep Dog of governors.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 10:21 AM (pNxlR)

277 Alfalfa and clover hays? WTF?

Hay is hay, right?

Posted by: Michael "Mike" Bloomberg at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM (kVr0X)

278 "My question is this: what is it for?"

**********

So the pilot can check his hair one last time before the slow motion stroll off the flight deck as the credits roll.


Duh.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM (Fc5rx)

279 Look out, Biden, Joe Biden's comin' for ya!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM (oVJmc)

280 >>> Biden would be the mildly retarded janitor, who really doesn't have a job anymore and should've been layed off years ago,


Biden is Milton from office space....

Posted by: McCool at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM (sZaoP)

281 LOL, son's coworkers made a video showcasing the empty airport: https://youtu.be/WImIIoNeVdo

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM (HLCMH)

282 People didn't sweat back then.
They also didn't get dehydrated. Note the lack of water bottles for this long walk

Posted by: Bruce

Ah -- simpler times!

Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM (mZUr4)

283 How many of these are excess deaths caused by govermurderers? Probably a lot. I'd have to do it state-by-state, but as an example I did this morning, NY has more than 5x the nursing home deaths per 100k than Florida does.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:17 AM

Minnesota has around 900 deaths. 82% have been in LTC facilities. Because our dumbass governor was taking and still is taking patients that no longer need hospitalization and shoving them back into LTC facilities. So he's putting sick people amongst the most vulnerable. Great idea!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM (l+j8B)

284 LASue,
Get my email from Ben Had if you ever want to meet up for lunch or coffee since you're close by.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 22, 2020 10:20 AM (UUBmN)

Wil do!

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM (Ed8Zd)

285 ..By the light of the silvery moon we shall spoon a shitload of coke........skip to ma loo my dahlin'.

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM (5IHGB)

286 Nice! I've only had 3 or 4 video meetings during these retarded times. WeaselWoman, however, has that many each day. Nutty!
Posted by: Weasel
-----
Luckily all of us aren't on video. Just the guy giving it, the CFO, and a few narcissist who want everyone to see them. They rest of us are on muted microphone only. It is hard to get about 75 people all on video at once...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM (UUBmN)

287 What's interesting about American Graffiti is that it was about the early 1960s but filmed in the early 1970s, only a decade later. The "old" cars were barely even classics yet (15 years old). The target audience wasn't even 30 years old - high school reminiscence.

-----
There was a surprising amount of Fifties nostalgia in the mid-70s. It even infected my high school yearbook.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM (4o2K3)

288 His personal opinion that "it exists, but is not that widespread" is ridiculous.
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 10:21 AM (Ed8Zd)

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He's on TV so we have to listen to him.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 10:23 AM (kVr0X)

289 Alfalfa and clover hays? WTF?

Hay is hay, right?
Posted by: Michael "Mike" Bloomberg at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM (kVr0X)
+++++++++
Yup, absolutely. And food is food. Enjoy your meal. No, it isn't hard-tack. It's a steak, I assure you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:23 AM (hYcqw)

290 Chris Wallace would make his daddy proud, and that is not a compliment.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 22, 2020 10:23 AM (PiwSw)

291 Knicker Sniffers the lot o you.

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 10:23 AM (5IHGB)

292 288 His personal opinion that "it exists, but is not that widespread" is ridiculous.
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 10:21 AM (Ed8Zd)

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He's on TV so we have to listen to him.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 10:23 AM (kVr0X)

=========

Tucker is also on TV>

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:23 AM (UWqZJ)

293 Really really high credit card interest rates benefits blacks, right?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:23 AM (nRWPy)

294 Hay is hay, right?

*******

My horse (who I used to call "Prince") always preferred the purple hays.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 10:23 AM (Fc5rx)

295 Making a total retard like Joe Biden their candidate makes a definitive statement about the Democrats.
1. They are stupid.
2. Joe is stupid.
3. They think the voters are stupid.
4. They want the title of The Stupid Party back.
5. Boy, are they stupid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2020 10:23 AM (o2MD2)

296 I am tired of hearing about voter fraud.

That shit just never happens.


It's a distraction that the right uses to disenfranchise minority voters.



Wait......what?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/374926/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2020 10:24 AM (3D/fK)

297 Mr. Joe Bangles.

Mr. Fingerbangles.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 22, 2020 10:24 AM (COzlW)

298 There was a surprising amount of Fifties nostalgia in the mid-70s. It even infected my high school yearbook.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM

They were Happy Days.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2020 10:24 AM (aDI6+)

299 298 There was a surprising amount of Fifties nostalgia in the mid-70s. It even infected my high school yearbook.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM

They were Happy Days.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2020 10:24 AM (aDI6+)

========

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:24 AM (UWqZJ)

300 >
Muad'dib,



Good observation. I didn't want to get too sciencey.

Posted by: JTB at May 22, 2020 10:20 AM (7EjX1)


Its a good first instinct on your part. However, the horde mind takes the sex part, squares that, and nets it against the science bits to ease comprehension. BTW, do not get me started on round vs square bales for nooky preference.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2020 10:24 AM (sjdRT)

301 191 Cochran!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 10:07 AM (6wiwL)



Howdy, sir

Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 22, 2020 10:25 AM (9CkBG)

302 Geez. What idiot tells people how to vote because of their skin color.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2020 10:25 AM (VpIIl)

303 They also didn't get dehydrated. Note the lack of water bottles for this long walk



I was talking to a friend about that yesterday. Apparently those water kept me alive from age 6-13.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:25 AM (nRWPy)

304 My horse (who I used to call "Prince") always preferred the purple hays.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 10:23 AM (Fc5rx)


--------

You're daaammn right.

Posted by: Isaac Hayes at May 22, 2020 10:25 AM (kVr0X)

305 Hose not those

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:25 AM (nRWPy)

306 LOL, son's coworkers made a video showcasing the empty airport: https://youtu.be/WImIIoNeVdo
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM (HLCMH)
+++++++++++++
Which airport is that? The ticket says SFO, but not sure if that's right. That's a terrifying sight.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:26 AM (hYcqw)

307 298 There was a surprising amount of Fifties nostalgia in the mid-70s. It even infected my high school yearbook.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM

They were Happy Days.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Ayyyy

Posted by: The Fonz at May 22, 2020 10:26 AM (FZYNt)

308 PJ Media just discovered that Stacey Abrams is a "romance" writer with the nom de plume "Selena Montgomery."

They had great fun this morning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:26 AM (ptqGC)

309 FT tracks excess deaths in many countries
meaning deaths above 'normal' rates in previous years

US is +54k
Still terrible, but about half the CDC numbers
and those excess deaths would include the nursing home deaths as well as people who died of other things because they were too afraid to get medical care or were denied 'elective' surgeries.


https://tinyurl.com/yau3yf9s

Posted by: McCool at May 22, 2020 10:26 AM (sZaoP)

310 My horse (who I used to call "Prince") always preferred the purple hays.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 10:23 AM (Fc5rx)


Best version of the song:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybql2mth

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 22, 2020 10:26 AM (PiwSw)

311 What's next for Slo-Joe? Will he sing us some old slave songs?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2020 10:26 AM (VpIIl)

312 Zuckerberg: Facebook could get to about half of staff working remotely permanently in 5-10 years and will be the "most forward-leaning company on remote work"
.. is Mark that paranoid ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2020 10:26 AM (X5CsJ)

313 But not the warm hose water, you had to let it run for a little first. The warm hose water would kill you.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 10:26 AM (1ISKN)

314 Wot do they make in chocolate labs...........doggie masks or WuHan dog asses?

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 10:26 AM (5IHGB)

315 >My horse (who I used to call "Prince") always preferred the purple hays.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 10:23 AM (Fc5rx)



aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2020 10:26 AM (sjdRT)

316 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:24 AM (UWqZJ)

What was the number one tv sitcom?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:26 AM (nRWPy)

317 Adams will continue to smile stupidly as she either has no idea what was
just said or knows exactly what was said and that she's a complete
stooge for the Party, taking whatever abuse they send her way in order
to rise up in power.
=====

See, Donna Brazile. However, the Stacy cosplayer does not have a discernible sense of humor. For all DB's many faults, she does have a sense of humor and some social skills.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 22, 2020 10:27 AM (MIKMs)

318 PJ Media just discovered that Stacey Abrams is a "romance" writer with the nom de plume "Selena Montgomery."

They had great fun this morning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


I thought that was already a known thing?

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at May 22, 2020 10:27 AM (OUMaO)

319 316 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:24 AM (UWqZJ)

What was the number one tv sitcom?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:26 AM (nRWPy)

=========

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:27 AM (UWqZJ)

320 Posted by: BCochran1981 at May 22, 2020 10:25 AM (9CkBG)

And a most excellent day to you, my good man!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 10:27 AM (6wiwL)

321 Nice! I've only had 3 or 4 video meetings during these retarded times. WeaselWoman, however, has that many each day. Nutty!
Posted by: Weasel
-----
Luckily all of us aren't on video. Just the guy giving it, the CFO, and a few narcissist who want everyone to see them. They rest of us are on muted microphone only. It is hard to get about 75 people all on video at once...
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM (UUBmN)
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I received an email earlier that my boss is canceling our monthly staff meeting on Tuesday. He's not a big meeting guy.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 10:27 AM (MVjcR)

322 I believe that it is a repeat.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 10:05 AM (pNxlR)

No, it is not. And a Two Year Platinum Membership with ampersand utility and Troll-B-Gon for anyone who can prove a repeat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2020 10:27 AM (dLLD6)

323 What's next for Slo-Joe? Will he sing us some old slave songs?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2020 10:26 AM (VpIIl)


Camptown Races, while slapping his thigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:27 AM (ptqGC)

324 PJ Media just discovered that Stacey Abrams is a "romance" writer with the nom de plume "Selena Montgomery."

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"Just"? That's been known for at least a year, now.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 10:27 AM (4o2K3)

325 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:27 AM (UWqZJ)
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Okay, Potzie.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 10:28 AM (WEBkv)

326 I'm cracking up over here, TJM.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:28 AM (hYcqw)

327 I was born and raised down in Alabama, on a farm way back in the woods, my clothes were so ragged folks used to call me Patches.

-- my word as a Biden

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 22, 2020 10:28 AM (Uu+Jp)

328 83 100 comment rule. [CBD]

Heh. If you really bore down, on every unserious joke, aside, meme, and general drivel, you'd "100 comment rule" most of the first eighty comments I've just plowed through.

; )

Posted by: mindful webworker - radically inclined
at May 22, 2020 10:28 AM (bd376)

329 "What was the number one tv sitcom?"

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2020 10:28 AM (3D/fK)

330 Husband: Isn't this a beautiful sunset my dear?

Wife: Yes, lovely.

Husband: By the way, I'm wearing lady's underwear.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at May 22, 2020 10:28 AM (ftFVW)

331 319 316 I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:24 AM (UWqZJ)

What was the number one tv sitcom?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:26 AM (nRWPy)

=========

I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:27 AM (UWqZJ)

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Paging Ben Roethlisberger, Ben Roethlisberger to the white phone...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 10:28 AM (kVr0X)

332 Which airport is that? The ticket says SFO, but not sure if that's right. That's a terrifying sight.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:26 AM (hYcqw)

Spokane. I work here too. It's been a ghost town for two months.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2020 10:28 AM (Ez6QX)

333 This is missing something. Like a giant Kraken engulfing the ship with its spiked tentacles. Also the the chick is too old and needs to be wearing a chainmail bikini, and the dude should be wearing a loincloth and carrying a huge broadsword, getting ready to jump in the water to engage the Kraken.

Can we please just have some Elmore work?

Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 22, 2020 10:28 AM (Dc5Qe)

334 The 50's were pretty good. We had just whupped the Japs and Nazis. We had the Atomic bomb. We had the only intact manufacturing base in the world, ready to make shit for Europeans living in the rubble of their latest fuck-up. No competition.

Except for that whole Korean thing. Also duck and cover drills once the Russkies got the bomb. I mean, we had the 55, 56, and 57 chevys. What could be sweeter?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2020 10:28 AM (o2MD2)

335 I don't know if I'm amused or outraged that the term "The Party" when referring to progressives and democrats has now become fully ambiguous.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (H9yHY)

336 332 Paging Ben Roethlisberger, Ben Roethlisberger to the white phone...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 10:28 AM (kVr0X)

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I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (UWqZJ)

337 Strummin the G cord (I thought you liked me baby!)
1983 Capital Records
Artist - Joe Biden

Posted by: Menack at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (buTO7)

338 "Just"? That's been known for at least a year, now.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 10:27 AM (4o2K3)


I actually know people in our circle of friends who had no idea.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (ptqGC)

339 And here we go...




Russians were saying the same thing about a month ago.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (zr5Kq)

340 I received an email earlier that my boss is canceling our monthly staff meeting on Tuesday. He's not a big meeting guy.
Posted by: Weasel
----
Lucky dog!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (UUBmN)

341 China abandons growth forecast

China has abandoned an economic growth target for 2020, as the country's leaders concede they face 'challenges like never before'.

Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (X5CsJ)

342 Do blacks not get insulted when old white friends of segregationists use bad grammar to tell them that they aren't who they are depending on how much koolaid they've had?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (nRWPy)

343 Zuckerberg: Facebook could get to about half of staff working remotely
permanently in 5-10 years and will be the "most forward-leaning company
on remote work"
.. is Mark that paranoid ?
----------

Perhaps. Perhaps he is being sincere and just seeing where his workforce will be. Perhaps he is just being a business owner who sees value in less office and more work from home.

Or just perhaps, he sees value in a more physically disconnected, but more online connected society, which makes FaceBook more important and valuable.

But in general, based on his company, I would just say it is his mindset.

Posted by: SH at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (sX1BW)

344 https://bit.ly/2LNO0A0
**********
Kamala Harris: Trump Threat to Withhold Funding for Michigan Vote-by-Mail Effort an 'Attempt at Committing a Crime'
********
is there anyone who is a DemTARD with a better than room Temperature IQ ??

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (WY3eo)

345 Not sure if Bribem has dementia or this is all an act.


I question the timing.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (2KNZv)

346 Ten comments and two minutes later "Purple Hays" registers. Gonna be a long day at this rate.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (XxJt1)

347 The only romance Stacey Abrams has is with the All-You-Can-Eat Golden Corral Buffet

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (FZYNt)

348 343 Do blacks not get insulted when old white friends of segregationists use bad grammar to tell them that they aren't who they are depending on how much koolaid they've had?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (nRWPy)

==========

Most won't hear any of this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (UWqZJ)

349 Just thinking out loud here, but how about a candidate that is good for all Americans? I never understood this divisive bullshit about who is good for some "community".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (VpIIl)

350
I was talking to a friend about that yesterday. Apparently those water kept me alive from age 6-13.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:25 AM (nRWPy)
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Hi dagny! How's things up the hill?

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 10:30 AM (MVjcR)

351 Stacey Abrams fan fiction:

As she approached the heaving buffet, her glabella seethed in anticipation, her upper lip moist with longing....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 22, 2020 10:30 AM (PiwSw)

352 I actually know people in our circle of friends who had no idea.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (ptqGC)
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AoS tends to be well ahead of the curve because MSM is lazy and venal. Mostly venal.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 10:30 AM (WEBkv)

353 Spokane. I work here too. It's been a ghost town for two months.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2020 10:28 AM (Ez6QX)
++++++++++++
My dad was on a business trip when 9/11 happened and he was on one of the very early flights to come home once the FAA reopened the airspace. I went in to get him at the airport. I could hear my footsteps echo through the terminal. I was one of maybe a dozen people who weren't cops with rifles patroling.

It was spooky. Airports aren't supposed to be empty. They're supposed to bustle.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:30 AM (hYcqw)

354
Making a total retard like Joe Biden their candidate makes a definitive statement about the Democrats.
1. They are stupid.
2. Joe is stupid.
3. They think the voters are stupid.
4. They want the title of The Stupid Party back.
5. Boy, are they stupid.
Posted by: Xipe Totec


And if he wins?
6. America is stupid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 10:30 AM (aKsyK)

355 >My horse (who I used to call "Prince") always preferred the purple hays.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 10:23 AM (Fc5rx)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2020 10:26 AM (sjdRT)

I really hate when I figure out Muldooh's pun the second time it's posted!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 22, 2020 10:31 AM (6wiwL)

356 you'd "100 comment rule" most of the first eighty comments I've just plowed through.

Posted by: mindful webworker - radically inclined at May 22, 2020 10:28 AM (bd376)

Mostly I try to keep out current events without some humorous link to the art.

The point is to have a brief respite from the doom and gloom.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2020 10:31 AM (dLLD6)

357 The 50's were pretty good. We had just whupped the Japs and Nazis. We
had the Atomic bomb. We had the only intact manufacturing base in the
world, ready to make shit for Europeans living in the rubble of their
latest fuck-up. No competition.



Except for that whole Korean thing. Also duck and cover drills once
the Russkies got the bomb. I mean, we had the 55, 56, and 57 chevys.
What could be sweeter?
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We had Mantle and Mays too.

Posted by: SH at May 22, 2020 10:31 AM (sX1BW)

358 Is Pierre Delecto a character in a Stacy Abrams novel?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 22, 2020 10:31 AM (Uu+Jp)

359 From down under:

We'll stand up against China bluster

There is little Australian governments can do to make dealings with Beijing less fraught.

On China's bullying, we ain't seen nothing yet

If you thought the Cold War was bad, you're in for a rude awakening.

Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2020 10:31 AM (X5CsJ)

360 "What was the number one tv sitcom?"

WKRP in Cincinnati?

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2020 10:31 AM (FZYNt)

361 Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM (HLCMH)

Nice!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 22, 2020 10:31 AM (NZbXf)

362 I mean, we had the 55, 56, and 57 chevys. What could be sweeter?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2020 10:28 AM (o2MD2)

We still had.....Packards.

Posted by: BignJames at May 22, 2020 10:31 AM (X/Pw5)

363 The shark is a sniper.

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2020 10:32 AM (95j/9)

364 "I actually know people in our circle of friends who had no idea.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (ptqGC)
------------------

AoS tends to be well ahead of the curve because MSM is lazy and venal. Mostly venal."

My father, a long time resident of Pennsylvania had no idea that their Secretary of Health was a dude, who likes to wear dresses.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2020 10:32 AM (3D/fK)

365
Lucky dog!
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (UUBmN)
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Yeah! I'm headed to the farm on Monday for a few days. Need to mow, and shoot some shooting video.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 10:32 AM (MVjcR)

366 WKRP in Cincinnati?
Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2020 10:31 AM (FZYNt)
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Best sitcom and number 1 sitcom tend to be not the same thing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 10:32 AM (WEBkv)

367 363 I mean, we had the 55, 56, and 57 chevys. What could be sweeter?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2020 10:28 AM (o2MD2)

We still had.....Packards.
Posted by: BignJames

If those fudge packards don't vote for me then they aren't really fags

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 10:32 AM (FZYNt)

368 but how about a candidate that is good for all
Americans?

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (VpIIl)

Nope. I want a candidate who is bad for the takers and leeches and good for the people who build and create.

There is a sizable minority of people in this country who need to be very uncomfortable.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2020 10:32 AM (dLLD6)

369 -
-
Geez. What idiot tells people how to vote because of their skin color.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 22, 2020 10:25 AM-
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Only every democrat in the country.

Posted by: irright at May 22, 2020 10:32 AM (RVcmP)

370 Airports aren't supposed to be empty. They're supposed to bustle.

No, that's hedgerows.

Posted by: Robert Plant at May 22, 2020 10:32 AM (fYH8e)

371 Here's a good one - sorry if it's above somewhere.

Joe Biden: "If you got a problem figuring out whether you're for me or for Trump then you ain't Black!"

Hopefully somebody is paying attention.

https://tinyurl.com/yaugwxlj

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 10:33 AM (8B6Ng)

372 My husband thinks it's sad and shameful that the democrats are embarrassing and using this dementia patient.



Because I'm nicer, I think Fingers is getting what he deserves really hard.


I'm nice like that.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:33 AM (nRWPy)

373 https://tinyurl.com/yaugwxlj
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 10:33 AM (8B6Ng)
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I guarantee the PDT camp is.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 10:33 AM (WEBkv)

374 Gonna jump down, turn around
Check a box for Biden

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 10:33 AM (G7bj9)

375 355


Making a total retard like Joe Biden their candidate makes a definitive statement about the Democrats.

1. They are stupid.

2. Joe is stupid.

3. They think the voters are stupid.

4. They want the title of The Stupid Party back.

5. Boy, are they stupid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec



And if he wins?

6. America is stupid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 10:30 AM (aKsyK)
And never underestimate the stupidity of the American voter.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2020 10:34 AM (N39Ws)

376 I'm beginning to conclude the entire purpose of this Covid exercise was to establish the need for social distancing, and from there, in November the only way to maintain 'safe' social distancing would be to run the election by mail.

Not wearing a mask? Well, we were told they wouldn't work by the medical experts, right?

Which story should you believe, the first one they told you that masks don't help, or the 2nd one that masks will save us all?


Posted by: DamnedYankee at May 22, 2020 10:34 AM (TYUJ+)

377 My husband thinks it's sad and shameful that the democrats are embarrassing and using this dementia patient.







Because I'm nicer, I think Fingers is getting what he deserves really hard.





I'm nice like that.






Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:33 AM

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I just watched those two video clips of biden being an idiot and I have to say, yes it is becoming painful for democrats.

What are they going to do when Trump ramps his campaign back up?


They gotta pull biden now or it will get worse.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2020 10:34 AM (JUOKG)

378 My horse (who I used to call "Prince") always preferred the purple hays.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 10:23 AM (Fc5rx)
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh
Posted by: Muad'dib

No, no, no. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgh is the Who's Won't Get Fooled Again.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2020 10:35 AM (+y/Ru)

379 No, that's hedgerows.
Posted by: Robert Plant at May 22, 2020 10:32 AM (fYH8e)
+++++++++
There was a story about WWII where the Americans and the Brits were planning the invasion and the British had "Hedgerows" marked on their maps of France. The Americans took note of it but didn't really consider it much.

When they got there, they found that they needed prioritize flame throwers to cut through them, because their planned approach of machetes or just driving tanks through them didn't pan out. Turns out, ancient French hedgerows are more like dense forests that you can't really get through.

Apparently the English said something to the effect of, "we were curious why you weren't worried, but we figured you knew what we meant by "hedgerow."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:35 AM (hYcqw)

380 My dad was on a business trip when 9/11 happened and he was on one of the very early flights to come home once the FAA reopened the airspace. I went in to get him at the airport. I could hear my footsteps echo through the terminal. I was one of maybe a dozen people who weren't cops with rifles patroling.

It was spooky. Airports aren't supposed to be empty. They're supposed to bustle.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:30 AM (hYcqw)

I've been keeping an eye on the TSA checkpoint figures. Up until yesterday travel was still down more than 90%. Here's the link; it's updated every day.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/qn7lby5

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2020 10:35 AM (Ez6QX)

381 Do blacks not get insulted when old white friends of
segregationists use bad grammar to tell them that they aren't who they
are depending on how much koolaid they've had?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (nRWPy)


Whoops! Guess it is up there! I'm still nursing my first cup of coffee, and see this crap. I'd love to have seen his handler's faces when this blurted out. I'm sure they were all high-fiving each other at getting through an interview without a major gaffe, and he lays this one out at the last 30 seconds.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 10:35 AM (8B6Ng)

382 Gonna jump down, turn around
Check a box for Biden
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 22, 2020 10:33 AM (G7bj9)
+++++++++++
HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:36 AM (hYcqw)

383 Read this morning, can't remember where, that there's a clip of Biden in the late 80s saying "Delaware practically fought on the south's side during the Civil War.


If true, with today's Breakfast Club statement, the next 5 months are going to be Lit AF.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 22, 2020 10:36 AM (Ozpxd)

384
Joe Biden: "If you got a problem figuring out whether you're for me or for Trump then you ain't Black!"



You're only not black if you have a problem figuring it out. Not if you support Trump.

It's not what Jellybrain meant, but it's what he said.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 10:36 AM (oVJmc)

385 Most won't hear any of this.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:29 AM (UWqZJ)


Saying it on the Breakfast Club, a lot more will hear it than the MSM would like.

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 22, 2020 10:36 AM (Ozpxd)

386 372 Here's a good one - sorry if it's above somewhere.

Joe Biden: "If you got a problem figuring out whether you're for me or for Trump then you ain't Black!"

Hopefully somebody is paying attention.

https://tinyurl.com/yaugwxlj
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 10:33 AM (8B6Ng)

Wow...

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2020 10:37 AM (Ez6QX)

387 https://bit.ly/2WWunfE
********
A Call To Account: D.C. Circuit Gives Sullivan 10 Days To Defend His Flynn Orders JONATHAN TURLEY

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 10:37 AM (WY3eo)

388 My father, a long time resident of Pennsylvania had
no idea that their Secretary of Health was a dude, who likes to wear
dresses.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 22, 2020 10:32 AM (3D/fK)


My husband, watching this creature on the news said, "G-d, that's an ugly woman." I informed him "it" wasn't a woman. His jaw dropped.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:37 AM (ptqGC)

389 And never underestimate the stupidity of the American voter.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2020 10:34 AM (N39Ws)
---------------

Obama won because he was able to project serious with a side of self-deprecation on national tv. And, the GOP ran lousy candidates against him.

Biden, on the other hand, won't be able to pull off an Obama and, he's up against PDT.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 10:37 AM (WEBkv)

390 Any of you Morons ever listen to Black radio? Fucking DNC propaganda wall to wall and treetop tall, and nothing but. I swear, most of them eat it up like it was words from Jesus hisself. Kind of sickening to be around that much toxic stupidity.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2020 10:37 AM (o2MD2)

391 Old white fool Joe Biden is the authority on whether or not you're authentically black.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 10:37 AM (oVJmc)

392 Jordan,

that video is hysterical!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2020 10:37 AM (d7Ww2)

393 214
And the pod-racing in TPM.



Danger Zone!



https://youtu.be/DkpZU6imHAo


***



I've always wished someone would do that with Army stuff. Tanks, artillery, helicopters. Cool song.


was an assembly here at work in which someone had done "radar love" with a video that involved plenty of radar-seeking missiles destroying radar dishes.

Posted by: Anachronda at May 22, 2020 10:37 AM (kf5Ci)

394 371 Airports aren't supposed to be empty. They're supposed to bustle.

No, that's hedgerows.

Posted by: Robert Plant

Don't be alarmed now, but that was extremely well played!

{Claps loudly}

Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 10:37 AM (mZUr4)

395 What was the number one tv sitcom?"

WKRP in Cincinnati?

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 22, 2020 10:31 AM (FZYNt)


MASH

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 22, 2020 10:38 AM (Ozpxd)

396 They gotta pull biden now or it will get worse.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2020 10:34 AM (JUOKG)


He'll be screaming, "You AIN'T BLACK! You AIN'T BLACK!" at the debates.

Trump can just turn to the camera and ask why the democrats are like the Michigan elderly puncher.

Have some pity.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:38 AM (nRWPy)

397 What was the number one tv sitcom?"



All in the Family

Posted by: grammie winger at May 22, 2020 10:38 AM (lwiT4)

398 Hay is hay, right?

*******

My horse (who I used to call "Prince") always preferred the purple hays.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 10:23 AM


***

Herr Muldoon is feeling his oats this morning.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 10:38 AM (axyOa)

399 My husband, watching this creature on the news said, "G-d, that's an ugly woman." I informed him "it" wasn't a woman. His jaw dropped.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:37 AM (ptqGC)

never judge a book by its cover
or who you gonna love by your lover

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 10:39 AM (JFO2v)

400 393 Jordan,

that video is hysterical!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 22, 2020 10:37 AM (d7Ww2)

I need to find out who wrote the lyrics to that song and buy them a beer!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2020 10:39 AM (Ez6QX)

401 What was the number one tv sitcom?

Rhoda

Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 10:39 AM (mZUr4)

402
I'm nice like that.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:33 AM (nRWPy)

Dems are using Biden to install a stealth President if he's elected.

Posted by: CN at May 22, 2020 10:39 AM (ONvIw)

403 Any of you Morons ever listen to Black radio?



Have to say I've missed ever tuning in?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:39 AM (nRWPy)

404 Ugh I watched most of that morning interview w/biden.

Fingers says "multiple" black women are being considered for his VP . I assume that means Kamaltoe and Tank.

He also claims "if Trump had taken his advice" and acted "just one week sooner" then 36,000 people would not have died. According to some Columbia U. study.

Does anyone know what "advice" this loon is talking about? I thought he asked Trump to call him months into it; Trump did; that was it. When Trump shut down flights in late January, Biden called him 'racist' and "xenophobic."

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 10:40 AM (Ed8Zd)

405 I've always wished someone would do that with Army stuff. Tanks, artillery, helicopters. Cool song.

was an assembly here at work in which someone had done "radar love" with a video that involved plenty of radar-seeking missiles destroying radar dishes.


Posted by: Anachronda



Nice!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 10:40 AM (axyOa)

406 Flamethrower Trump will be fun this summer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2020 10:40 AM (aDI6+)

407 405 Does anyone know what "advice" this loon is talking about? I thought he asked Trump to call him months into it; Trump did; that was it. When Trump shut down flights in late January, Biden called him 'racist' and "xenophobic."

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 10:40 AM (Ed8Zd)

===========

"Why did you call me a racist for shutting down travel from China, Joe?"
-Trump in the first debate

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:40 AM (UWqZJ)

408 >Yeah! I'm headed to the farm on Monday for a few days. Need to mow, and shoot some shooting video.
Posted by: Weasel


give Weaseldog a scritch behind the ears for me

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 10:40 AM (iTXRQ)

409
Joe Biden: "If you got a problem figuring out whether you're for me or for Trump then you ain't Black!"

What's the big shock here? Lots of Dems, both black and white, say the same thing every day.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 10:41 AM (aKsyK)

410 The point is to have a brief respite from the doom and gloom.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2020 10:31 AM (dLLD6)


Well, if you ask me, this one was a smashing success.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 10:41 AM (XxJt1)

411 410
Joe Biden: "If you got a problem figuring out whether you're for me or for Trump then you ain't Black!"

What's the big shock here? Lots of Dems, both black and white, say the same thing every day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 10:41 AM (aKsyK)

============

It's gonna make for some good micro-targeted ads for the Trump campaign.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:41 AM (UWqZJ)

412 give Weaseldog a scritch behind the ears for me
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 10:40 AM (iTXRQ)
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Done! She's on my lap right now.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 10:41 AM (MVjcR)

413 My question is this: what is it for?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:06 AM (hYcqw)

Checking "Six".

Posted by: Fox2! at May 22, 2020 10:41 AM (qyH+l)

414 What was the number one tv sitcom?


Here comes Maude.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2020 10:41 AM (aDI6+)

415 When questioned about polls, Biden says 2016 was different because Trump didn't have any real opposition.

WTH?

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 10:42 AM (Ed8Zd)

416 Hendrix the horse like purple hays....

But i do believe that horse named Prince was partial to wearing his purple reins.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2020 10:42 AM (H9yHY)

417 He also claims "if Trump had taken his advice" and
acted "just one week sooner" then 36,000 people would not have died.
According to some Columbia U. study.



Does anyone know what "advice" this loon is talking about? I
thought he asked Trump to call him months into it; Trump did; that was
it. When Trump shut down flights in late January, Biden called him
'racist' and "xenophobic."





Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 10:40 AM


---

I believe there are clips out there with biden saying the virus was not a big deal and Trump was overreacting and being a racist xenophobe.


I am sure the RNC is working on digging those up as we speak.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2020 10:42 AM (JUOKG)

418 If I can't jump you, you ain't a shark.

Posted by: Creepy Joey Filthyfinger at May 22, 2020 10:42 AM (95j/9)

419 416 When questioned about polls, Biden says 2016 was different because Trump didn't have any real opposition.

WTH?
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 10:42 AM (Ed8Zd)

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That's hilarious.

Hillary was as much as 11 points up over Trump in more than one poll in 2016.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:42 AM (UWqZJ)

420 Does anyone know what "advice" this loon is talking about? I thought he asked Trump to call him months into it; Trump did; that was it. When Trump shut down flights in late January, Biden called him 'racist' and "xenophobic."

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 10:40 AM (Ed8Zd)
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Isn't it amazing how MSM lets lies like these to go unchallenged?

You think maybe straight-shooting MSM has an agenda?

Nah.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 10:42 AM (WEBkv)

421 Fingers says "multiple" black women are being considered for his VP . I assume that means Kamaltoe and Tank.

Tank IS multiple black women.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 10:42 AM (Lt1JN)

422 this one was a smashing success.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 10:41 AM (XxJt1)

Huzzah!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2020 10:42 AM (dLLD6)

423 We had Mantle and Mays too.
Posted by: SH at May 22, 2020 10:31 AM (sX1BW)


Among some of the other ways people tend to over-idealize the 50s, they either forget or never realized, baseball was dying in the 50s. The monopoly New York had on the game was NOT good, and the eventual moves by the Giants and Dodgers, not to the number of other teams moving around during that decade, was due to fan indifference.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2020 10:43 AM (hku12)

424 If those debates happen, they will be epic.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 10:43 AM (Ed8Zd)

425 I believe there are clips out there with biden saying the virus was not a big deal and Trump was overreacting and being a racist xenophobe.


I am sure the RNC is working on digging those up as we speak.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2020 10:42 AM (JUOKG)
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Oh, you can be sure the supercut is ready. As is a cut of Biden's "shadow government" 'Rona press conferences where he proposes doing what Trump's government was already doing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:43 AM (hYcqw)

426 https://tinyurl.com/yaugwxlj

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 10:33 AM (8B6Ng)


Good grief. Some of the comments are disturbing. Apparently, Trump has destroyed the black community and Biden is their only hope.

*double facepalm*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:43 AM (ptqGC)

427 425 If those debates happen, they will be epic.
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 10:43 AM (Ed8Zd)

They won't.

Posted by: CN at May 22, 2020 10:43 AM (ONvIw)

428 >>I believe there are clips out there with biden saying the virus was not a big deal and Trump was overreacting and being a racist xenophobe.


>>I am sure the RNC is working on digging those up as we speak.

Trump's campaign has had them on regular rotation on twitter.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2020 10:43 AM (ZLI7S)

429 Fingers says "multiple" black women are being considered for his VP . I assume that means Kamaltoe and Tank....


Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 10:40 AM (Ed8Zd)


Multiple Black women being considered. MULTIPLE!

I think he was amazed that go-juice had him able to say the word.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 10:43 AM (8B6Ng)

430
Joe Biden: "If you got a problem figuring out whether you're for me or for Trump then you ain't Black!"


Once you go Joe...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 10:43 AM (axyOa)

431 "Stewp sniffing moi calves!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2020 10:44 AM (vQNA/)

432 Fingers says "multiple" black women are being considered for his VP . I assume that means Kamaltoe and Tank.

He also claims "if Trump had taken his advice" and acted "just one week sooner" then 36,000 people would not have died. According to some Columbia U. study.

Does anyone know what "advice" this loon is talking about? I thought he asked Trump to call him months into it; Trump did; that was it. When Trump shut down flights in late January, Biden called him 'racist' and "xenophobic."

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 10:40 AM (Ed8Zd)

Yesterday, the Democrat News Networks were touting some study that said if the government had taken some undefined action a week sooner, it would have saved 36,000 lives from coronavirus.

Have zero idea how they could possibly measure that accurately. Sounds like another PhD dissertation from a womyns studies major.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 10:44 AM (RBQSs)

433 Tank IS multiple black women.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 10:42 AM (Lt1JN)


Well, she's two women. There's Tank, and then there's her sexy alter ego, Selena Montgomery.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:44 AM (ptqGC)

434 the moon in this painting intrigues me
it appears to be first quarter, which sets at midnight
so there's a lot of extra light in this scene


unless I'm wrong (TM)

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 10:44 AM (iTXRQ)

435 Fingers says "multiple" black women are being considered for his VP . I assume that means Kamaltoe and Tank.



Tank IS multiple black women.

Posted by: t-bird

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Well done.

Posted by: SH at May 22, 2020 10:44 AM (sX1BW)

436 Biden: 'If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black'
.. Take the Blue Pill and stay on the Plantation

Posted by: Neo at May 22, 2020 10:45 AM (X5CsJ)

437 Mr. Fingerbangles.
Posted by: JuJuBee at May 22, 2020 10:24 AM (COzlW)

Golf clap.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 10:45 AM (tTM/3)

438 Yesterday, the Democrat News Networks were touting some study that said if the government had taken some undefined action a week sooner, it would have saved 36,000 lives from coronavirus.

Have zero idea how they could possibly measure that accurately. Sounds like another PhD dissertation from a womyns studies major.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 10:44 AM (RBQSs)

Thanks. That's what I figured..

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2020 10:45 AM (Ed8Zd)

439 325>> That article says something very interesting at the end. Because viruses mutate so rapidly, that just by taking a bat virus and forcing it to evolve in the presence of human cells in the laboratory. You essentially produce a more virulent strain to humans. You don't have to do any fancy gene manipulation.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 10:45 AM (1ISKN)

440 Dems are using Biden to install a stealth President if he's elected.
Posted by: CN at May 22, 2020 10:39 AM (ONvIw)


The dims know Biden is gonna lose.

They are just using everything at their disposal, including pollsters and MSM, to keep the house and maybe takeover the Senate.

If the Senate goes to 50-50, you will witness Mitt's inner "Jim Jeffords" emerge.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 10:45 AM (UUUON)

441 If someone characterized me as saying "ain't," I'd want to punch them in the mouth.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:46 AM (nRWPy)

442 en comments and two minutes later "Purple Hays" registers.

++++++++

I really hate when I figure out Muldooh's pun the second time it's posted!



*********

Stealth puns are the best puns.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 10:46 AM (Fc5rx)

443
Among some of the other ways people tend to over-idealize the 50s, they either forget or never realized, baseball was dying in the 50s. The monopoly New York had on the game was NOT good, and the eventual moves by the Giants and Dodgers, not to the number of other teams moving around during that decade, was due to fan indifference.

Posted by: BurtTC


Damn Yankees!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 22, 2020 10:46 AM (aKsyK)

444 According to Doctors in Northern California, they are having more deaths from suicide than the virus.



"Doctors at John Muir Medical Center in Walnut Creek say they have seen
more deaths by suicide during this quarantine period than deaths from
the COVID-19 virus."

From ABC7 news.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2020 10:46 AM (JUOKG)

445 Have zero idea how they could possibly measure that accurately. Sounds like another PhD dissertation from a womyns studies major.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 10:44 AM (RBQSs)
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They used the same model that predicted the number of deaths from coronavirus.

Because, as we all know, that model was spot on!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 10:46 AM (WEBkv)

446 Sidebar - prophetess Jen Rubin strikes again. Dumb woman.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 10:46 AM (zr5Kq)

447 Waters summary of all downplaying of whu flu

https://tinyurl.com/y8xr7o7n

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 10:46 AM (JFO2v)

448 I can't jump you, you ain't a shark.
Posted by: Creepy Joey Filthyfinger at May 22, 2020 10:42 AM (95j/9)

Puttin' the fin back in fingerbang.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 22, 2020 10:46 AM (H9yHY)

449 @335 There was an official version of what the Fifties were all about, taught in lower-level college courses in the Seventies. Fat Lazy America mythos comes directly from that imagery. Everything was great, except Racism.

I cut my teeth arguing against that. I had real clear memories of life in the Fifties -- I had been paying attention. Stirred things up in some areas.

Land war in Asia? Sure. Major, major changes in race relations, enough to make most people think the old problems were almost over and done with, and all we had to was hang in there a few more years? Yep. Communists everywhere in public education, government, the entertainment business, movies and rock'n'roll? Can't be denied. That was not the collegiate version.

Funny thing was, much like swipes at Trump now, there was no particular reason for all this revised history to even appear in most of the course material. It was almost as if many text writers or course planners had something big to get off their collective chests. About 50 years ago.


Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 22, 2020 10:47 AM (8IOEj)

450 Have zero idea how they could possibly measure that accurately. Sounds like another PhD dissertation from a womyns studies major.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 10:44 AM (RBQSs)
++++++++++
NYT is paywalled, but it's based on a study from Columbia ("No" was prattling on about it in the Morning Report). It argues that lockdown delays cost lots of lives.

The problem I have (without being able to read the actual article or study) is that time-to-lockdown or time-to-lift shows no correlation with infection, hospitalization or death. Correlation does not equal causation, but absence of correlation does preclude causation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:47 AM (hYcqw)

451 448 Waters summary of all downplaying of whu flu

https://tinyurl.com/y8xr7o7n
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 10:46 AM (JFO2v)

go to 2:40 for Fingers

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 10:48 AM (JFO2v)

452 If someone characterized me as saying "ain't," I'd want to punch them in the mouth.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:46 AM (nRWPy)


He also calls him "man" at one point. Lucky for Joe Maliek didn't say something to get Joe on the defensive or we'd surely have gotten a "boy" out of him.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 10:48 AM (8B6Ng)

453 If we'd shut down the US economy on Jan 1, there would have been even fewer deaths! Let's never open it up!!

Posted by: Idiotic fake scientists at May 22, 2020 10:48 AM (Ed8Zd)

454 https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2020/may/21/australian-researchers-see-virus-design-manipulati/

hmmmm...interesting. The genome of the virus has been sequenced (https://tinyurl.com/u9n2yq3). I would have thought they could see manipulation of the sequence if it had been modified in the labs. Maybe that will be the next step in this mystery

Posted by: MikeM at May 22, 2020 10:48 AM (C68Ik)

455 442 If someone characterized me as saying "ain't," I'd want to punch them in the mouth.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:46 AM (nRWPy)

aint we got airs

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 10:48 AM (UUUON)

456 445 According to Doctors in Northern California, they are having more deaths from suicide than the virus.



"Doctors at John Muir Medical Center in Walnut Creek say they have seen
more deaths by suicide during this quarantine period than deaths from
the COVID-19 virus."

From ABC7 news.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2020 10:46 AM (JUOKG)

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There's a guy I worked with at Subway many moons ago in SW Virginia that I'm Facebook friends with. No interactions since I left Subway, of course.

But he posted something about contemplating suicide a few days ago. This was weeks after he posted his frustration with his inability to work and make his own rent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:48 AM (UWqZJ)

457 Well, our local Pier I is having a going out of business sale.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:48 AM (ptqGC)

458 Fingers says "multiple" black women are being considered for his VP .


***********

Diana Ross AND the Supremes?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 10:48 AM (Fc5rx)

459 That article says something very interesting at the end. Because viruses mutate so rapidly, that just by taking a bat virus and forcing it to evolve in the presence of human cells in the laboratory. You essentially produce a more virulent strain to humans. You don't have to do any fancy gene manipulation.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 10:45 AM (1ISKN)
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One would think that deadliness would peak rather rapidly and then fall off, due to the virus killing the host before maxing out on reproduction.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 10:48 AM (4o2K3)

460 JP Morgan study - lower infection rates after ending lockdowns, is making rounds. But not in the United States media.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 10:48 AM (zr5Kq)

461 Dennis Miller
Joe Biden is this Democrat generation's RFK and not just because he's a real fucking knucklehead.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 10:49 AM (WY3eo)

462 Objection:

I thought the new moniker for Biden was "sexknuckles" not "fingers".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:49 AM (UWqZJ)

463 I'm glad my parents had at least one good night in the fifties...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 10:49 AM (axyOa)

464 400
My husband, watching this creature on the news said, "G-d, that's an
ugly woman." I informed him "it" wasn't a woman. His jaw dropped.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 22, 2020 10:37 AM (ptqGC)



never judge a book by its cover

or who you gonna love by your lover

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 10:39 AM (JFO2v)

....dude (doesn't) look like a lady.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 22, 2020 10:49 AM (CqHIp)

465 Has the FBI issued a warrant for Abraham Zapruder yet ?

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 10:50 AM (UUUON)

466 Holy end times! HuffPost actual leading headline now:

"Report: Cuomo Sent 4300 Patients to outbreak-ridden nursing homes"

Forget about them being months late to the party, but for them to even show up at the party is saying something.

Posted by: theATL at May 22, 2020 10:50 AM (TwFHr)

467 460 >> In the lab, there is no host. They're constantly culturing the virus with new cells.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 22, 2020 10:51 AM (1ISKN)

468 405. Val Demmings too. (D-Orlando)

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 22, 2020 10:51 AM (svbBD)

469 The dims know Biden is gonna lose.



They are just using everything at their disposal, including pollsters and MSM, to keep the house and maybe takeover the Senate.



If the Senate goes to 50-50, you will witness Mitt's inner "Jim Jeffords" emerge.

-----------

While I believe that to be the outcome, I'm not sure how having someone so weak at the top of the ticket helps.


Regardless, a 50/50 Senate would not be ideal ... for the reasons you lay out.

But when it comes to an RBG replacement, you probably need a 54+ Senate majority to account for defections, which I would expect more of than with Kavanaugh as he didn't completely alter the balance of the Court.

Right now, that looks like it may not be possible. But if Trump wins "bigger" than he did in 2016, he is going to pull some Republican Senators into the win column.

Posted by: SH at May 22, 2020 10:51 AM (sX1BW)

470 From ABC7 news.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2020 10:46 AM (JUOKG)


I can't even imagine if I'd have taken my life savings and invested in a business (which I've done more than once), gotten it up and running, only to have it shut down and watch it all go away. THIS while big-box stores get to stay open for no particular reason.
Yeah, if I had a few mouths to feed and hit rock bottom and saw no way to claw my way back out because of government edict? I don't know. I'm blessed at how my situation worked out before this all came down, because I'd very likely be there.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 10:51 AM (8B6Ng)

471 Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 10:39 AM (JFO2v)

....dude (doesn't) look like a lady.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at May 22, 2020 10:49 AM (CqHIp)

lady looks like a dude

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 10:51 AM (JFO2v)

472 Yeah! I'm headed to the farm on Monday for a few days. Need to mow, and shoot some shooting video.
Posted by: Weasel


Weasel--do you have a house or cabin at your farm?

Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2020 10:51 AM (TdMsT)

473 Yeah, my sister, a therapist who actually treats trannies, didn't put 2 and 2 together with the PA health trannie.


Dad always sid I was the smart one.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:51 AM (nRWPy)

474
Dennis Miller
The Democrats are very confident they'll win in November but they should also be thankful that they have a candidate who so utterly represents what they are all about. Biden is they.... they are Biden. Life doesn't always work out that perfectly.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 10:51 AM (WY3eo)

475 I've always thought Joey would take Comb Girl

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 10:52 AM (UUUON)

476 467 Holy end times! HuffPost actual leading headline now:

"Report: Cuomo Sent 4300 Patients to outbreak-ridden nursing homes"

Forget about them being months late to the party, but for them to even show up at the party is saying something.
Posted by: theATL at May 22, 2020 10:50 AM (TwFHr)

==========

That headline will change to:

"In Trump's America, infected were sent to nursing homes to commit murder."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:52 AM (UWqZJ)

477 Skagen's Beach?

Sounds suspiciously Scandi.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 22, 2020 10:53 AM (EZebt)

478 "Report: Cuomo Sent 4300 Patients to outbreak-ridden nursing homes"

Forget about them being months late to the party, but for them to even show up at the party is saying something.
Posted by: theATL at May 22, 2020 10:50 AM (TwFHr)

If you read that headline exactly as written, one would think that these "patients" contracted covid 19 once they entered the nursing homes, that were outbreak ridden.

More journalism majors, I guess.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 10:53 AM (RBQSs)

479 Tomorrow, I shall go up to my farm in the Ozarks. There I will set up my range and fire the first shots from a custom rifle I just finished. It started out as a Polish built M-44 tanker rifle. Mosin-Nagant actually. 20" barrel. Manufactured the year I was born and placed into arsenal storage and never issued. Sold as surplus and fell into my hands. I ordered an extended laminated stock for it and carved and fitted the barreled action to it. I machined off the bayonet hardware. Shipped the bolt off and had a turn down bolt welded on. The stock is full length Mannlicher style with a steel endcap I fabricated from a rough steel casting. The action if full length glass bedded. Timney adjustable trigger with built in safety. Rust blued barreled action and accessories. Hand checkered with butt plate and pistol grip cap. Finished off with 15 hand rubbed coats of tru-oil. Burris Light Magnum scope. 8.6 pounds.
I am expecting good performance.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2020 10:53 AM (o2MD2)

480 It's Lenin and Melania's great-grandmother -- IMPEACH!

Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2020 10:54 AM (F26rd)

481

Weasel--do you have a house or cabin at your farm?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2020 10:51 AM (TdMsT)
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Hi Ladyl! I have a camper setup at the farm. All the comforts of home! A/C, satellite cable, internet - the works!

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 10:55 AM (MVjcR)

482 No Hay Blowholo senor profera Grass Hay ass mucho........

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 10:55 AM (5IHGB)

483 445 According to Doctors in Northern California, they are having more deaths from suicide than the virus.



"Doctors at John Muir Medical Center in Walnut Creek say they have seen
more deaths by suicide during this quarantine period than deaths from
the COVID-19 virus."

From ABC7 news.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2020 10:46 AM (JUOKG)

I am not at all surprised. I'm very, very lucky that I have my family with me and we all still have jobs (except Mom, who's retired). I can't imagine being alone, out of work, and not able to go anywhere or have any physical contact with anyone.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2020 10:55 AM (Ez6QX)

484 Getting "message looks like spam" message

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 10:55 AM (rpbg1)

485 What was the number one tv sitcom?



CBS Nightly News with Dan Rather

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 10:55 AM (oVJmc)

486 Weasel--do you have a house or cabin at your farm?
Posted by: Ladyl at May 22, 2020 10:51 AM


He announced yesterday he was opening a shelter for a certain demographic recently affected by the current economic downturn.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 22, 2020 10:55 AM (DMUuz)

487 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 22, 2020 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

488 I've always thought Joey would take Comb Girl
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 10:52 AM (UUUON)
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Yeah, Joe needs to lock up the vote he already has, MN.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 10:55 AM (WEBkv)

489 Yesterday, the Democrat News Networks were touting some study that said if the government had taken some undefined action a week sooner, it would have saved 36,000 lives from coronavirus.

Have zero idea how they could possibly measure that accurately. Sounds like another PhD dissertation from a womyns studies major.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 10:44 AM (RBQSs)

Same way they counted jobs saved under Obama.

Posted by: Judge Ito at May 22, 2020 10:55 AM (AC18V)

490 485 Getting "message looks like spam" message
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 10:55 AM (rpbg1)

========

We don't need to hear another rant filled with the n word.

Or ads for U G G S boots.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:55 AM (UWqZJ)

491 Report: Cuomo Sent 4300 Patients to outbreak-ridden nursing homes

Now put them in charge of the nation's healthcare.

Death Homes.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 10:55 AM (2nFxy)

492 Say honey, lets take a cue from this dog here and do it doggie style...

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 22, 2020 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

493 Corona virus "tops" 11.5k in bay area.

https://tinyurl.com/y79hyrkf

Um, it was 10k how many weeks ago? We've flattened the curve. It's barely a lump now. Put a ball on it and it might roll.

But, we gotta stay closed.

At least the LV strip is opening 6/1. What say you Newsom?

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 10:56 AM (8B6Ng)

494 Didja see Broken Brain Biden's latest non mots? He tells a black guy that he's not really black if he doesn't vote Biden.

Look, if anyone knows what its like to be a black man in America, its a white guy in his 80s who co-wrote the 94 crime bill and supported segregation in the past.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 10:56 AM (KZzsI)

495
+++++++++++++
Which airport is that? The ticket says SFO, but not sure if that's right. That's a terrifying sight.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:26 AM (hYcqw)


Based on the Whitworth University billboard in the boarding area, it's in Washington state, and probably is Sea-Tac. Whitworth is in Spokane.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 10:56 AM (pNxlR)

496 Let's try again. It'd be nice to live in a place with pleasant evening temperatures.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 10:56 AM (rpbg1)

497 totally OT but interesting.

A cyclone down under has uncovered a slew of WWII artifacts.

https://tinyurl.com/ybqwusgh

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 10:56 AM (axyOa)

498 But when it comes to an RBG replacement, you probably need a 54+ Senate majority to account for defections, which I would expect more of than with Kavanaugh as he didn't completely alter the balance of the Court.

Right now, that looks like it may not be possible. But if Trump wins "bigger" than he did in 2016, he is going to pull some Republican Senators into the win column.
Posted by: SH at May 22, 2020 10:51 AM (sX1BW)

If the GOP controls the Senate, ACB is a lock

Can't stop her

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 10:56 AM (UUUON)

499 Hendrix the horse like purple hays....

But i do believe that horse named Prince was partial to wearing his purple reins.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


********

Yikes!! You're right. I biffed that one.

*slinks off in shame*

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 10:56 AM (Fc5rx)

500 Called a black cop maam once, because I actually thought he was a lady. Long story short, I got the ticket anyway.

Posted by: Menack at May 22, 2020 10:57 AM (buTO7)

501 So -- asking for a friend...

On the left side, click-bait sidebar, I keep seeing a rather attractive blonde in a long sleeve light blue top. She has her right hand up to her face. The caption says something like "remember her? try not to gasp when you see her now".

So again -- for a friend -- anyone know the name of this woman??

Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 10:57 AM (mZUr4)

502 493 Say honey, lets take a cue from this dog here and do it doggie style...
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 22, 2020 10:56 AM (Zz0t1)

we can both watch TV!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 10:57 AM (JFO2v)

503 If you read that headline exactly as written, one would think that these "patients" contracted covid 19 once they entered the nursing homes, that were outbreak ridden.

Yeah it lessens the impact from deliberately evil to bad call or possible mistake. Its misleading and false.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 10:57 AM (KZzsI)

504 Getting "message looks like spam" message
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 10:55 AM (rpbg1)


Posting things like "Click HERE to learn how you can make $10,000 a MONTH!" or "Cure your anal fissure with this one neat trick!" will get you in trouble with the pixy cops.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 22, 2020 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

505 I am not surprised that saf can be surreal in a foreign language.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 1st Murder Hornet Squadron at May 22, 2020 10:57 AM (4o2K3)

506 M*A*S*H episode
The General Flipped at Dawn (1974)
Harry Morgan as Maj. Gen. Bartford Hamilton Steele
imdb.com/name/nm0604702/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

I lost video making ability years ago. Someone map in Joe Biden's face for Morgan in the critical final 'trial' scene.
https://youtu.be/-az-t-OLGFE

Posted by: mindful webworker - radically inclined
at May 22, 2020 10:57 AM (bd376)

507 testing

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 22, 2020 10:58 AM (CLteG)

508
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2020 10:53 AM (o2MD2)
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Nice! Pics for the Gun Thread when you get back?
BTW, I like the Timney triggers and have them on my match rifles. They're a really great company to work with and I'd always stop in and say hello when I was in Phoenix for a match.

Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 10:58 AM (MVjcR)

509 499 But when it comes to an RBG replacement, you probably need a 54+ Senate majority to account for defections, which I would expect more of than with Kavanaugh as he didn't completely alter the balance of the Court.

Right now, that looks like it may not be possible. But if Trump wins "bigger" than he did in 2016, he is going to pull some Republican Senators into the win column.
Posted by: SH at May 22, 2020 10:51 AM (sX1BW)

If the GOP controls the Senate, ACB is a lock

Can't stop her
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 10:56 AM (UUUON)

===========

"We must honor the proud tradition of replacing one justice with another who shares the same judicial philosophy."
-Mitt Romney

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:58 AM (UWqZJ)

510 I'm very, very lucky that I have my family with me and we all still have jobs (except Mom, who's retired). I can't imagine being alone, out of work, and not able to go anywhere or have any physical contact with anyone.

It's getting to me, but I can't imagine what it's like for you all who actually enjoy being with other people.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 10:58 AM (8eSmR)

511 kill them all!!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 22, 2020 10:58 AM (CLteG)

512 452 448 Waters summary of all downplaying of whu flu

https://tinyurl.com/y8xr7o7n
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 10:46 AM (JFO2v)


That's a great video, with lots of material for my timeline.

Posted by: Idiotic fake scientists at May 22, 2020 10:59 AM (Ed8Zd)

513 LOL, son's coworkers made a video showcasing the empty airport: https://youtu.be/WImIIoNeVdo
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM (HLCMH)
+++++++++++++
Which airport is that? The ticket says SFO, but not sure if that's right. That's a terrifying sight.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



***

SeaTac

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 10:59 AM (axyOa)

514 511 I'm very, very lucky that I have my family with me and we all still have jobs (except Mom, who's retired). I can't imagine being alone, out of work, and not able to go anywhere or have any physical contact with anyone.

It's getting to me, but I can't imagine what it's like for you all who actually enjoy being with other people.
Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 10:58 AM (8eSmR)

==========

My mother in law and brother in law are coming into town tonight for the weekend.

I could have used another couple of weeks of isolation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:59 AM (UWqZJ)

515 "We must honor the proud tradition of replacing one justice with another who shares the same judicial philosophy."
-Mitt Romney
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:58 AM (UWqZJ)

Terminator 3000

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at May 22, 2020 10:59 AM (JFO2v)

516 We don't need to hear another rant filled with the n word.

_________



Namaste?

Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2020 10:59 AM (F26rd)

517 When they got there, they found that they needed prioritize flame throwers to cut through them, because their planned approach of machetes or just driving tanks through them didn't pan out. Turns out, ancient French hedgerows are more like dense forests that you can't really get through.

Apparently the English said something to the effect of, "we were curious why you weren't worried, but we figured you knew what we meant by "hedgerow."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 10:35 AM (hYcqw)

Some of those hedgerows are older than this country. Maybe even pre-Columbian.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 22, 2020 10:59 AM (qyH+l)

518 I lost video making ability years ago. Someone map in Joe Biden's face for Morgan in the critical final 'trial' scene.

I don't know how to deepfake but that would be a hilarious one

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 10:59 AM (KZzsI)

519
496


That's what I get for having to take time off to go clean up after our vomiting dog ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 10:59 AM (pNxlR)

520 517 We don't need to hear another rant filled with the n word.

_________



Namaste?
Posted by: ShainS at May 22, 2020 10:59 AM (F26rd)

==========

neonatal.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:59 AM (UWqZJ)

521 Yeah, Joe needs to lock up the vote he already has, MN.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 10:55 AM (WEBkv)

he aint got MN in the bag

My first thought was Whitmer but she has done queered herself

but he does have the black female vote in the bag

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 11:00 AM (UUUON)

522 Helen Hayes, all in my brain.
Little old lady's driving me insane.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 11:00 AM (oVJmc)

523 Posted by: Weasel at May 22, 2020 10:58 AM (MVjcR)

The rifle is pretty. But I cannot even comment on the gun thread from home. I am still banned from that address.

Timney is great company. Sends a Bible verse with every trigger

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2020 11:00 AM (o2MD2)

524 My good friend's brother just sold his business for a large sum of money about a year ago . He is in the process of purchasing a BAR for big bucks and not the drinking kind. Can't wait to invite myself into shooting it.

Posted by: Judge Ito at May 22, 2020 11:00 AM (AC18V)

525 If the GOP controls the Senate, ACB is a lock



Can't stop her
----------

I hope you are right, and maybe you are. But when it comes to a vote that may finally have the chance of completely overturning Roe - Murkowski, Collins, Romney may be very tough votes. And Romney may be the toughest, just because he is a dick.

But they can also be paid off.


Posted by: SH at May 22, 2020 11:01 AM (sX1BW)

526 Selena's latest Romance " The 13 kid baby Mamma ripped off her bodice and the shit hit the floor,flop sweat spun in the air and the wet market aroma was enticing bats from Baltimore......................"

Page Turner just like the Dem Senator Homos.

Posted by: saf at May 22, 2020 11:01 AM (5IHGB)

527 BTW, this painting is not a repeat. However, CBD has had the good taste to use several other works by Kroyer and some have a similar use of technique and atmosphere.

Posted by: JTB at May 22, 2020 11:01 AM (7EjX1)

528 Off celebrity judge sock.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 22, 2020 11:01 AM (AC18V)

529 499. I will take the field against ACB. I like her, just do not think it will be her.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 22, 2020 11:01 AM (svbBD)

530 Getting "message looks like spam" message
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 10:55 AM (rpbg1)

Posting things like "Click HERE to learn how you can make $10,000 a MONTH!" or "Cure your anal fissure with this one neat trick!" will get you in trouble with the pixy cops.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 22, 2020


*
*

Well, sure, but I was just commenting on the cool straw hat and jacket in the pic. I'd love to live in a place like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 11:01 AM (rpbg1)

531 Need to mow, and shoot some shooting video.
Posted by: Weasel
--------

Seems harsh. What did the shooting video do to you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 22, 2020 11:01 AM (X22L5)

532 Dennis Miller
Joe Biden is this Democrat generation's RFK and not just because he's a real fucking knucklehead.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 22, 2020 10:49 AM (WY3eo)


I'm not sure what that means, but it's worth noting, I believe the kill shot RFK took was not the first round that hit him. That was a head shot he probably could have survived... however, had he survived, he would have had his brain scrambled so badly, he probably would be unable to speak or keep his own drawers from filling with poop.

Also worth noting, there's enough credible evidence out there, the ONLY shot Sirhan Sirhan hit Kennedy with... was the first one. There were other weapons discharged that day. So who made the kill shot?

They ain't sayin'.

I assume it was a jumble of local cops and FBI who did the investigation, and ballistics were never properly done... Or they were, and it was simply covered up.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2020 11:02 AM (hku12)

533 he aint got MN in the bag

My first thought was Whitmer but she has done queered herself

but he does have the black female vote in the bag
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 11:00 AM (UUUON)
------------

I hope you are correct.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 11:02 AM (WEBkv)

534 Which airport is that? The ticket says SFO, but not sure if that's right. That's a terrifying sight.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



***

SeaTac
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 10:59 AM (axyOa)

Nope, it's Spokane International.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2020 11:02 AM (Ez6QX)

535 Which airport is that?

It looks like Spokane.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 11:02 AM (KDCRD)

536 Some of those hedgerows are older than this country. Maybe even pre-Columbian.
Posted by: Fox2! at May 22, 2020 10:59 AM (qyH+l)
++++++++++
Yup. Those ancient European hedgerows ain't the nice shrubbery of suburban America

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 11:02 AM (hYcqw)

537 Drudge is working for the dem national committee. Propagandizing for them. If I want to see what the next cluster of talking points will hit Clown News Network and other shills, I go to drudge. Perfect.

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 11:02 AM (zr5Kq)

538 Just heard on radio that city of Denver officials wanted to inspect a USPS facility in the city for possible china plague outbreak, and they wanted the facility to shut down while they inspected

USPS said LOLGFY, we handle 10,000,000 pieces of mail a week, NFW we're shutting down

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 11:02 AM (iTXRQ)

539 "We must honor the proud tradition of replacing one justice with another who shares the same judicial philosophy."
-Mitt Romney
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:58 AM (UWqZJ)

Mutt will not reject a female that has superior religious values to himself.

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 11:02 AM (UUUON)

540 530 499. I will take the field against ACB. I like her, just do not think it will be her.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 22, 2020 11:01 AM (svbBD)

===========

I just can't wait for the "not a real woman" talking points.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 11:02 AM (UWqZJ)

541 540 "We must honor the proud tradition of replacing one justice with another who shares the same judicial philosophy."
-Mitt Romney
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 10:58 AM (UWqZJ)

Mutt will not reject a female that has superior religious values to himself.
Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 11:02 AM (UUUON)

========

David French?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 11:03 AM (UWqZJ)

542 Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2020 11:00 AM (o2MD2)

Send me the hash and your ip address.

I'll try to fix it.

Cbd dot aoshq at gee mail dot com

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2020 11:03 AM (dLLD6)

543 Yeah, my sister, a therapist who actually treats trannies, didn't put 2 and 2 together with the PA health trannie.


Dad always sid I was the smart one.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 22, 2020 10:51 AM (nRWPy)

There's been effective tranny therapy since at least as early as 1911.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 22, 2020 11:03 AM (w1WNN)

544 LOL, son's coworkers made a video showcasing the empty airport: https://youtu.be/WImIIoNeVdo
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 22, 2020 10:22 AM (HLCMH)
+++++++++++++
Which airport is that? The ticket says SFO, but not sure if that's right. That's a terrifying sight.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



***

SeaTac

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 10:59 AM



Oops...Spokane.
My bad.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2020 11:03 AM (axyOa)

545 Earlier this week one of the Morons posted that he had driven by "the wreckage of my business". I cried when I read that.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 11:03 AM (XxJt1)

546 Just heard on radio that city of Denver officials wanted to inspect a USPS facility in the city for possible china plague outbreak, and they wanted the facility to shut down while they inspected

USPS said LOLGFY, we handle 10,000,000 pieces of mail a week, NFW we're shutting down
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 11:02 AM (iTXRQ)
++++++++++++++
FOX31 in Denver (Denver's Karen News) said it *was* shut down and I about freaked out. That will slow the mail in CO and WY to a crawl if it happens. The main USPS sort here is a regional consolidation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 22, 2020 11:03 AM (hYcqw)

547 I hope you are correct.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 22, 2020 11:02 AM (WEBkv)

Well, I did advise everyone to buy SUN.

not sure that translates to anything else tho

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 11:04 AM (UUUON)

548 We don't need to hear another rant filled with the n word.

Well I'm sorry but I can't stand Nutella and do not understand why people eat that nasty sticky crap. I love filberts (hazel nuts to the rest of you) and I like chocolate, but that crap doesn't taste like either. Its like industrial waste the consistency of baby poop

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 11:04 AM (KZzsI)

549 If asked to explain the difference between comedy and tragedy you could do worse than this example:


Comedy: Dr. Richard Levine is a freakishly ridiculous-looking man pretending to be a woman

Tragedy: Dr. Richard Levine is an incompetent ideological-hack physician who pulled his own mother out of a nursing home while continuing an ongoing policy of sending COVID-positive elderly back among the vulnerable in senior-care facilities resulting in thousands of deaths.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 11:04 AM (Fc5rx)

550 Step 1 - demand increase in testing
Step 2 - flood the air with headlines about increase in positive test "Coronavirus cases are on the rise !1!111!!"

Posted by: runner at May 22, 2020 11:04 AM (zr5Kq)

551 I can't even imagine if I'd have taken my life
savings and invested in a business (which I've done more than once),
gotten it up and running, only to have it shut down and watch it all go
away. THIS while big-box stores get to stay open for no particular
reason.
Yeah, if I had a few mouths to feed and hit rock bottom and
saw no way to claw my way back out because of government edict? I don't
know. I'm blessed at how my situation worked out before this all came
down, because I'd very likely be there.





Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2020 10:51 AM

---

I did my Quartermaster report for last nights meeting at the VFW. In two months we ran -$7,500. Most of that was insurance and utility bills from the preceding month before we shut down. But we have had zero income for two months.


If we had known at the time of the initial shut down this was going to last 60 days, I would have turned everything off but we kept getting "hints" of #two more weeks so we left everything going in hope of starting back up sooner than today.

We open the doors at noon and I have no idea what to expect, but I have to have two bartenders and no one can sit at the bar, table service only.


And we went through all of this $hit for a death rate that is less than half of a weak flu season.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 22, 2020 11:05 AM (JUOKG)

552 "The sheriff eats Nutella!!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 22, 2020 11:05 AM (Fc5rx)

553 Just heard on radio that city of Denver officials wanted to inspect a USPS facility in the city for possible china plague outbreak, and they wanted the facility to shut down while they inspected

USPS said LOLGFY, we handle 10,000,000 pieces of mail a week, NFW we're shutting down
Posted by: DB- just DB.



I thought NOTHING stopped the US Mail?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 11:05 AM (/tG8l)

554 Sooooo.... Did Karen\Mika get her powwow with the FB manager.

I'd have more respect if some FB middleware had a sense of humor, and assign her 'problem' to either Environmental Management or the Junior Coding Pool...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at May 22, 2020 11:05 AM (pw1yp)

555 When questioned about polls, Biden says 2016 was different because Trump didn't have any real opposition.

WTH?
Posted by: LASue

A friend of mine says Trump will lose because Hillz was a far worse candidate than Broken Brain.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2020 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)

556 Apparently Newsome has decided people can go to the beach, but NO SUNTANNING!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 11:05 AM (KZzsI)

557 @281


Camera operator and the people involved with this must have been big willies as it looks like they had access to secure areas, the tarmac and cockpit of a plane.

Also got airport personnel to be actors.


The Karen's will be out in force for sure.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 22, 2020 11:05 AM (T+XCu)

558 I Like it

Posted by: It wasnt Me at May 22, 2020 11:05 AM (EfQw2)

559 News was reporting this morning that the Biden campaign has asked Amy Klobuchar to provide information for detailed vetting.

It's going to be Klobuchar. Maybe she can wear blackface.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 11:06 AM (RBQSs)

560 555 When questioned about polls, Biden says 2016 was different because Trump didn't have any real opposition.

WTH?
Posted by: LASue

A friend of mine says Trump will lose because Hillz was a far worse candidate than Broken Brain.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2020 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)

=========

I was assured that Hillary was the greatest, most likable, and most qualified person to ever run for president ever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 22, 2020 11:06 AM (UWqZJ)

561 Scientific article coming out of Australia says that the Covid-19 virus appears to have been manipulated to more easily infect humans:

"The virus' binding strength for human cells 'far exceeds' similar properties for infecting other animals, he said in a statement on the forthcoming report.

"This, plus the fact that no corresponding virus has been found to exist in nature, leads to the possibility that COVID-19 is a human-created virus," said Mr. Petrovsky,
a professor at the College of Medicine and Public Health at Flinders University in Adelaide, Australia."

Gee, what a surprise.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 22, 2020 11:06 AM (k4dH2)

562 CharlieBrown'sDildo: Mostly I try to keep out current events without some humorous link to the art.
The point is to have a brief respite from the doom and gloom.


Oh, I know. Just to be clear, as sometimes things can be misconstrued in text exchanges, I was not criticizing the management but, rather, taking a poke at the inanity of so many early comments... said poke in fun, with great affection in my ♥ for every insipid chatty Hordeling commenter.

Except that one........

[shifty-eyes emoji]

Posted by: mindful webworker - radically inclined
at May 22, 2020 11:06 AM (bd376)

563 CBD

Will send it to you when I get home. Can't remember it now. Thanks BTW.
I am supposed to be assembling a valving system I designed and my Boss paid thousands to get patented. Not talking to you guys

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2020 11:06 AM (o2MD2)

564 >FOX31 in Denver (Denver's Karen News) said it *was* shut down...
Posted by: Joe Mannix



these people are bound and determined to fuck everything up

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 11:07 AM (iTXRQ)

565 Tragedy: Dr. Richard Levine is an incompetent ideological-hack physician who pulled his own mother out of a nursing home while continuing an ongoing policy of sending COVID-positive elderly back among the vulnerable in senior-care facilities resulting in thousands of deaths.

The tragedy is that he's not in jail or decorating a lamp post, surrounded by torch-wielding families of the dead

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 11:07 AM (KZzsI)

566 News was reporting this morning that the Biden campaign has asked Amy Klobuchar to provide information for detailed vetting.

It's going to be Klobuchar. Maybe she can wear blackface.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 11:06 AM (RBQSs)



She'd better wear a chastity belt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 11:07 AM (kVr0X)

567 Apparently Newsome has decided people can go to the beach, but NO SUNTANNING!

A lot of these governors seem to grant (after the fact) whatever rights we take back.

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 11:07 AM (KDCRD)

568 Newsome has decided people can go to the beach, but NO SUNTANNING!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

--

I hope its cloudy. Or, there is a large supply of SPF1000

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 22, 2020 11:07 AM (Hcsoi)

569 Yeah, my sister, a therapist who actually treats trannies, didn't put 2 and 2 together with the PA health trannie.


Dad always sid I was the smart one.
Posted by: dagny



Jeez. That PA tranny isn't even phoning it in.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 11:07 AM (/tG8l)

570
Why do those "come on" ads think that viewers give enough of a damn that they would "gasp" when they see some has-been celebrity's picture from today?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 11:08 AM (pNxlR)

571
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 22, 2020 11:00 AM (o2MD2)

Send me the hash and your ip address.

I'll try to fix it.

Cbd dot aoshq at gee mail dot com
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2020 11:03 AM (dLLD6)







A guy with the initials CBD says "send me the hash...".

*snort*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2020 11:08 AM (EGyGV)

572 She'd better wear a chastity belt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 11:07 AM (kVr0X)

She reminds me of Dolores Umbridge

Posted by: Harry Potter at May 22, 2020 11:08 AM (ufFY8)

573 >I thought NOTHING stopped the US Mail?
Posted by: rickb223


that was then, this is now, I reckon

Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 22, 2020 11:08 AM (iTXRQ)

574 And not very summer-ish clothing, either.

Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 09:36 AM (mZUr4)

Well, it's Denmark, so it's about 50 degrees.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Oh -- before Global Warming, then!

Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 11:09 AM (mZUr4)

575
A lot of these governors seem to grant (after the fact) whatever rights we take back.
Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2020 11:07 AM (KDCRD)


Leading from behind ... some asswipe in their party made it the going thing.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 11:09 AM (pNxlR)

576
"We have slightly over 200 comments to catch up.
The Lecture Ape could drop any minute.
We have half a pot of coffee,
and we're wearing sunglasses."

"Hit it!"

Posted by: mindful webworker - radically inclined
at May 22, 2020 11:09 AM (bd376)

577 Biden has promised that if he selects a woman for his VP candidate, he will keep his fingers to himself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 11:10 AM (kVr0X)

578 Apparently Newsome has decided people can go to the beach, but NO SUNTANNING!


Didn't you hear China Flu is more severe with brown people?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2020 11:10 AM (oVJmc)

579 Yeah, my sister, a therapist who actually treats trannies, didn't put 2 and 2 together with the PA health trannie.



Posted by: dagny


My primary care physician on Wednesday: "He sort of looks like Sam Kinison."

Posted by: Bert G (new podcast episode) at May 22, 2020 11:10 AM (OMsf+)

580 Muldoon, Levine is NOT a physician.

Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 11:10 AM (XxJt1)

581 Former Philly congressman Chaka Fattah's (D) attempt to shorten his 10-year corruption sentence was shot down by an appeals court

Posted by: Neo at May 22, 2020 11:11 AM (X5CsJ)

582 Apparently Newsome has decided people can go to the beach, but NO SUNTANNING!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 11:05 AM (KZzsI)


Tell the sun to stop burning then, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 22, 2020 11:11 AM (Zz0t1)

583 That is Spokane airport. It is also obvious the video was made either during off hours, like first thing in the morning before passengers start rolling in. or they cleared out people to get the place empty as they shot the video. Who has access to get on an empty plane anyway? Or get on the tarmac?

Dont read too much into this.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at May 22, 2020 11:11 AM (DONlh)

584 Biden has promised that if he selects a woman for his VP candidate, he will keep his fingers to himself

He gives no promises on the sniffage, though.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 11:11 AM (KZzsI)

585 Domenick J. DeMuro, 73, pleaded guilty to conspiracy to deprive Philadelphia voters of their civil rights by fraudulently stuffing the ballot boxes for the judicial candidates and for other candidates seeking office in the 2014 and 2016 primary elections. And he admitted violating the Travel Act, which forbids the use of a cell phone to promote illegal activity, McSwain's office said.

Posted by: SMOD at May 22, 2020 11:11 AM (X5CsJ)

586 Scientific article coming out of Australia says that the Covid-19 virus appears to have been manipulated to more easily infect humans:

"The virus' binding strength for human cells 'far exceeds' similar properties for infecting other animals, he said in a statement on the forthcoming report.

"This, plus the fact that no corresponding virus has been found to exist in nature, leads to the possibility that COVID-19 is a human-created virus," said Mr. Petrovsky,
a professor at the College of Medicine and Public Health at Flinders University in Adelaide, Australia."

Gee, what a surprise.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 22, 2020 11:06 AM (k4dH2)


I think we knew this weeks ago. The China lady bat doctor worked in that lab, and she PUBLISHED articles talking about how she was making coronaviruses that were more easily infectious to humans.

Word is, she was splicing in HIV proteins to make this virus bind more easily to human cells.

After the outbreak, she's been pretty much disappeared, and her "research" has been scrubbed from the China sites on which it had been previously touted.

But it still exists.

Like any good detective would tell you though, you can't just speculate about these things, no matter how logical it is. If you can't get in that lab, BEFORE it's been scrubbed clean of evidence, or otherwise contaminated, there's probably no way to prove it was her virus manipulation that caused all this.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2020 11:11 AM (hku12)

587 Among some of the other ways people tend to over-idealize the 50s, they either forget or never realized, baseball was dying in the 50s. The monopoly New York had on the game was NOT good, and the eventual moves by the Giants and Dodgers, not to the number of other teams moving around during that decade, was due to fan indifference.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2020 10:43 AM (hku12)
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Read an interesting article the other day about how in 1941 at the winter meetings the St Louis Browns were all set to move to LA and the news conferences to announce were scheduled for Dec. 8, 1941. Things changed.

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 22, 2020 11:12 AM (/ZYFC)

588 Biden is prepared to say he will beat Joe Biden.

His brain is broken.
Posted by: Menack


The Dem-Congs are going to replace him before July. His brain is fucking tapioca.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2020 11:12 AM (vQNA/)

589
It's going to be Klobuchar. Maybe she can wear blackface.
Posted by: Jen the original at May 22, 2020 11:06 AM (RBQSs)

She'd better wear a chastity belt.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 22, 2020 11:07 AM (kVr0X)


She knows how to deal with hairy legs.

Plus she is more likely to keep MN in the Dims' column than Supermodel Stace is to put GA there, even if she is its governor in exile.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 22, 2020 11:12 AM (pNxlR)

590 Tell the sun to stop burning then, asshole.

Ooh, that was a bad flashback, but I see I misread your comment.

Posted by: Josh Brolin at May 22, 2020 11:12 AM (l0Lgi)

591 Nood. Makes gorilla has arrived

Posted by: doof2112 at May 22, 2020 11:12 AM (mZUr4)

592 NOOD.

Ape.

Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 22, 2020 11:12 AM (Zz0t1)

593 So Biden wants Klobuchar to undergo petting?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 22, 2020 11:12 AM (Uu+Jp)

594 581 Former Philly congressman Chaka Fattah's (D) attempt to shorten his 10-year corruption sentence was shot down by an appeals court
Posted by: Neo at May 22, 2020 11:11 AM (X5CsJ)

Followed by the classic response "RAAAAACIST".
Since its Philly, probably finishing with a beer bottle barrage

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at May 22, 2020 11:12 AM (pw1yp)

595 548 We don't need to hear another rant filled with the n word.

Well I'm sorry but I can't stand Nutella and do not understand why people eat that nasty sticky crap. I love filberts (hazel nuts to the rest of you) and I like chocolate, but that crap doesn't taste like either. Its like industrial waste the consistency of baby poop
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 22, 2020 11:04 AM (KZzsI)

One of my fondest memories from my trip to West Berlin as a boy was my discovery of Nutella. And my parents were utterly horrified that I found it, as they were a bunch of health freaks.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 22, 2020 11:13 AM (ejsiI)

596 Let's listen to a real black man.

Shaun King @shaunking
It pains me to say this, but I have found the Georgia Republicans in leadership to be far more responsive under pressure in the Ahmaud Arbery case than the key Kentucky Democrats in leadership in the Breonna Taylor case.

Every single decision maker in Georgia was a Republican.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2020 11:13 AM (+y/Ru)

597 I thought NOTHING stopped the US Mail?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 22, 2020 11:05 AM


Not even General Bethlehem and the Holnists.

Posted by: The Postman at May 22, 2020 11:15 AM (OMsf+)

598 Muldoon, Levine is NOT a physician.
Posted by: creeper at May 22, 2020 11:10 AM (XxJt1)


Word was yesterday, he's a pediatric psychiatrist.

So yeah, physician.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2020 11:15 AM (hku12)

599
I think we knew this weeks ago. The China lady bat doctor worked in that lab, and she PUBLISHED articles talking about how she was making coronaviruses that were more easily infectious to humans.
_____________

We have suspected this from the start, but as far as I know this is the first scientific article to actually say it.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 22, 2020 11:15 AM (k4dH2)

600 596 Let's listen to a real black man.

Shaun King @shaunking
It pains me to say this, but I have found the Georgia Republicans in leadership to be far more responsive under pressure in the Ahmaud Arbery case than the key Kentucky Democrats in leadership in the Breonna Taylor case.

Every single decision maker in Georgia was a Republican.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2020 11:13 AM (+y/Ru)

Ah, TalcumX... The man is a legend, in his own mind...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at May 22, 2020 11:16 AM (pw1yp)

601 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 22, 2020 11:16 AM (rpbg1)

602 Biden is thinking

"any skank that eats a salad with a comb aint gonna mind a little grab ass"

Posted by: REDACTED at May 22, 2020 11:16 AM (UUUON)

603
Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2020 10:43 AM (hku12)
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Read an interesting article the other day about how in 1941 at the winter meetings the St Louis Browns were all set to move to LA and the news conferences to announce were scheduled for Dec. 8, 1941. Things changed.
Posted by: jhawk90 at May 22, 2020 11:12 AM (/ZYFC)


Yikes! I'd never heard that... fascinating.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 22, 2020 11:16 AM (hku12)

604 Zuckerberg: Facebook could get to about half of staff working remotely
permanently in 5-10 years and will be the "most forward-leaning company
on remote work"
.. is Mark that paranoid ?


Silicon Valley is about to empty out their buildings. The trend had been going this way but then there was pushback as too many people were vanishing and not responding from their remote locations. Managing remote workers is really hard.

Remote work is great in many ways but has massive drawbacks. The constant "loyalty test" to see how fast you respond to boss's messages, reaching out at all hours with work requests, the Expectation of Constant Connectivity No Matter What can be far more stressful than navigating a little traffic with coffee and Sirius radio.


You have to be a self-starter, something of an introvert and be able to set boundaries with your bosses in order to make it work. Otherwise WFH will quickly become "On Call 24/7"

Posted by: deplorable unperson - Have you reported in to your assigned Contact Tracer today? at May 22, 2020 11:18 AM (2KNZv)

605 Search 'Skagen, Denmark' on Google Maps: it's the narrow penninsula at the very northern tip of Denmark. I'm not a beach person, but the map itself makes me want to go there.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at May 22, 2020 12:42 PM (PxMq5)

606 Interesting side note: Skagen is a "romantic" getaway - i.e. married cheaters often go there. However, they don't usually bring their dogs, having a different area of focus, so maybe this couple is actually married.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - Hydroxy Chloro Queen and Bat Soup Nazi at May 22, 2020 01:04 PM (rCwaK)

607 Look its the S.S. Minnow

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 22, 2020 04:33 PM (FLiOE)

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