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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Konstantin Somov
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 09:30 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 09:31 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 14, 2020 09:31 AM (17n5k)
Posted by: BignJames at May 14, 2020 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar - YOU are all in it together! - at May 14, 2020 09:32 AM (jnM20)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2020 09:32 AM (cuKeo)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 14, 2020 09:31 AM (17n5k)
I've never let that stop me.
Posted by: BignJames at May 14, 2020 09:33 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: A Scold of Karens at May 14, 2020 09:33 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 14, 2020 09:34 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2020 09:34 AM (cuKeo)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 14, 2020 09:35 AM (3D/fK)
Posted by: Bruce at May 14, 2020 09:35 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 14, 2020 09:35 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: Bruce at May 14, 2020 09:35 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 14, 2020 09:36 AM (NI4rU)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 09:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 14, 2020 09:36 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2020 09:37 AM (cuKeo)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2020 09:37 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at May 14, 2020 09:37 AM (oAY8z)
Posted by: spindrift at May 14, 2020 09:37 AM (mjJ4C)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 14, 2020 09:36 AM (lwiT4)
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Everyone's a critic.
Posted by: Rothko at May 14, 2020 09:37 AM (cuKeo)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 14, 2020 09:36 AM (NI4rU)
Real and spectacular?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bert G at May 14, 2020 09:38 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2020 09:38 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2020 09:38 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 09:38 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2020 09:37 AM (/669Q)
This is Ann Landers.
A woman writes: Am I big hearted or do I have the word 'fucker' written all over my face?
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2020 09:38 AM (kGLPx)
Looking of Wiki, Somov has some exquisite works with warmth, brilliance and detail. This one ain't that.
Posted by: JTB at May 14, 2020 09:39 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 14, 2020 09:39 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 14, 2020 09:39 AM (7Fj9P)
Goth girl looks stoned and about to fall over. Lady in red looks like a badly-position marionette and where's her light coming from? Is this all just to frame the couple on the bridge? And, as TJM said, flat. Also oddly busy without saying much.
But wadooiknow, I are just a amateur cartoonerist, not a real artist. I might not be able to paint this well, but I'd like to have the time and tools to try!
Posted by: mindful webworker
Gov Delores Whitmer' Decrees
at May 14, 2020 09:39 AM (ATv6t)
Posted by: Caliban at May 14, 2020 09:39 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2020 09:39 AM (cuKeo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 09:39 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 14, 2020
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Her hair and what I can see of her face reminds me of Julianne Hough.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 14, 2020 09:40 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 14, 2020 09:40 AM (yM8iw)
Posted by: Caliban at May 14, 2020 09:39 AM (QE8X6)
Obligatory:
https://youtu.be/BjoN2yXwmoc
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)
You are all welcome to sign up for my art history class.
Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2020 09:40 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 09:40 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2020 09:40 AM (cuKeo)
Posted by: thesilentone at May 14, 2020 09:40 AM (xh1To)
Posted by: spindrift at May 14, 2020 09:41 AM (mjJ4C)
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 14, 2020 09:41 AM (7ZQe3)
This painting proves collusion! Also women too tall, they all would be 7' with those proportions.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 14, 2020 09:41 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
couple in the boat are smaller than the dancers on the bridge
fry the artist
Posted by: REDACTED at May 14, 2020 09:42 AM (tQbpU)
Posted by: bluebell at May 14, 2020 09:42 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 14, 2020 09:36 AM (NI4rU)
Flat and cartoony.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2020 09:42 AM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2020 09:42 AM (cuKeo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 14, 2020 09:42 AM (rpbg1)
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Primitive aka "Naive" renderings are a well established school. It's actually technically challenging to paint like a little kid.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 14, 2020 09:43 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 09:43 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: blaster at May 14, 2020 09:43 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Pete Seria at May 14, 2020 09:43 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 14, 2020 09:43 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 14, 2020 09:43 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2020 09:44 AM (cuKeo)
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 14, 2020 09:44 AM (mpN0R)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 14, 2020 09:36 AM (NI4rU)
Also has a philtrum that looks like a cat's snout. Not really sure that's a person, honestly.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 14, 2020 09:44 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 14, 2020 09:44 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: blaster at May 14, 2020 09:43 AM (ZfRYq)
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Obviously for Sam Raimi.
It doesn't have enough black and white stripes to be Tim Burton. Not nearly enough.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 09:44 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 14, 2020 09:44 AM (Y7v+0)
If it was America that boat would be piled high with firearms.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2020 09:44 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 09:44 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 14, 2020 09:45 AM (ZGjQ7)
Or maybe it's that Joker-like grin.
Apparently there is quite a bit to be said for, and about, this painting.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 14, 2020 09:45 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 09:45 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 09:45 AM (BiA1o)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 14, 2020 09:45 AM (u6xw0)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2020 09:45 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Dave in Fla (not an art critic) at May 14, 2020 09:46 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 14, 2020 09:43 AM (7Fj9P)
Not for little kids.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 09:46 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2020 09:46 AM (kGLPx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2020 09:42 AM (cuKeo)
That's the part of abstract / modern art that I do like. Primary colors .
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 09:46 AM (2DOZq)
Since they didn't have cars, you'd think that would be a problem.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 14, 2020 09:46 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 09:46 AM (BiA1o)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2020 09:45 AM (u82oZ)
Not sure about smile and be happy, but both subjects here have the "strike fear in the hearts" thing down cold.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 14, 2020 09:47 AM (t+qrx)
Couple in Boat decapitated on Disney ride.
Posted by: saf at May 14, 2020 09:47 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2020 09:47 AM (l6b3d)
I have to Mask my Balls now ???
Posted by: saf at May 14, 2020 09:47 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Gref at May 14, 2020 09:48 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 14, 2020 09:48 AM (NI4rU)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 14, 2020 09:48 AM (nRWPy)
That's why I like the art thread -- the broadening of my art horizons.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2020 09:48 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 14, 2020 09:49 AM (u6xw0)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 14, 2020 09:49 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2020 09:38 AM (Dc2NZ)
Interesting...looks like JMW Turner meets The Hudson River School!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2020 09:50 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2020 09:50 AM (cuKeo)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 14, 2020 09:50 AM (cuKeo)
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Is he meeting her under Parliament?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 09:50 AM (LvTSG)
Good Morning Glories!
Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2020 09:51 AM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 09:51 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 09:51 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 09:51 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 09:51 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
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Totes underrated. Probably the best of the franchise.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 09:52 AM (LvTSG)
It looks like he put his heart into A Reclining Man, but I really like his Sergei Rachmaninoff.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2020 09:52 AM (u82oZ)
If you were going this route, you should've used a picture like this:
https://i.yt___.com/vi/86i8gl4vFgk/maxresdefault.jpg
See?
You gotcher masks. You got hot women with big boobs.
What more do you want?
Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2020 09:52 AM (z0XD8)
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Holy cow was the quality horrible.
Loved them anyway.
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 09:52 AM (sX1BW)
Apparently she was monitoring him because of some anti-Israel vote in the UN.
Hating on Israel was a major policy position for the obamagate conspirators.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 14, 2020 09:53 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 09:53 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2020 09:53 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 09:51 AM (V2Yro
Rousseau art is like it is because he was untrained. He was the Grandma Moses of his time.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 09:53 AM (2DOZq)
'Twas a Dark and STORMY night OR Pilates of the Caribbean?
Not any Debutante Balls on display,I'm crushed.
Posted by: saf at May 14, 2020 09:54 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 09:46 AM (BiA1o)
Unpossible. Like going on a snipe hunt.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 14, 2020 09:54 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 14, 2020 09:54 AM (+7yf7)
Colorado restaurants brace for details of reopening
'Cause it's going to be a crippling shit sandwich and they know it. Rumor is "you can reopen, but only with masks for the staff and only at 25% of capacity."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2020 09:55 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 14, 2020 09:48 AM (nRWPy)
When the contractor knows the building official
anything is possible
wink, wink
Posted by: REDACTED at May 14, 2020 09:55 AM (tQbpU)
Hating on Israel was a major policy position for the obamagate conspirators.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 14, 2020 09:53 AM (nRWPy)
And the huge payoff to Iran made by Obama always looms large - Flynn opposed it, iirc. Obama and his people (especially Valerie Jarrett, who curiously was born in Iran) were desperate to see Iran succeed over Israel.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 09:55 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Little Adam Schitt. Noted Fabulous Fabulist at May 14, 2020 09:55 AM (Ndje9)
No one COULD have unmasked under Powers' "name" unless she gave them her CAC card and password.
It's impossible.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 14, 2020 09:55 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 09:55 AM (2DOZq)
Hating on Israel was a major policy position for the obamagate conspirators.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 14, 2020 09:53 AM (nRWPy)
And the huge payoff to Iran made by Obama always looms large - Flynn opposed it, iirc. Obama and his people (especially Valerie Jarrett, who curiously was born in Iran) were desperate to see Iran succeed over Israel.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 09:55 AM (V2Yro)
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Because they love democracy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 09:55 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: tony p at May 14, 2020 09:55 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Colin at May 14, 2020 09:56 AM (1BIQV)
Polesmoker's definition of "reopening" looks nothing like reopening to me.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 14, 2020 09:56 AM (+7yf7)
Between the two on the bridge and The Crazy Lady in Red, there is another masked woman in a black dress with Harlequin-like trappings. She appears to be drinking from a glass, or peering into a set of opera glasses.
Second, the foreground girl in black looks less like Julianne Hough and more like a cast member from Cats. That is a feline mouth if ever i saw one.
Still doable, though.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 14, 2020 09:56 AM (rpbg1)
SOMOV a bitch.............well Hung Nurse ratchet.
Posted by: saf at May 14, 2020 09:56 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Rachel Levine at May 14, 2020 09:56 AM (+QxZp)
Jerry Jones is "donating" AT&T stadium to Arlington, Texas schools for graduation.
Arlington gave Jones MILLIONS in tax revenue to build that stadium. Until now, he's been CHARGING them to use the facility for graduations.
GFY, Jerry. You're a greedy prick.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)
Thomas Kincaide could paint this guy out of a job.
As could a guy named Mitchell Tolle. See "Grace and the Lamb" for starters on him.
Posted by: TeeJ at May 14, 2020 09:57 AM (l1wsb)
"This virus may never go away," Ryan said, according to the Associated Press. "I think it's important to put this on the table."
Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2020 09:57 AM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Colin at May 14, 2020 09:56 AM (1BIQV)
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Posted by: BignJames at May 14, 2020 09:57 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2020 09:57 AM (kGLPx)
It's impossible.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 14, 2020 09:55 AM (nRWPy)
Certainly Obama or Jarrett could never have authorized Brennan to make up a bunch of duplicate CAC cards with Power's name and password on them, and then handed them out to a bunch of private contractors like Fusion.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 09:58 AM (V2Yro)
Until now, he's been CHARGING them to use the facility for graduations.
GFY, Jerry. You're a greedy prick.
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Hey, don't blame Jerry.
The City of Arlington builds a new stadium every few years or so.
I'm sure they planned for a year of no revenue when they issued all these bonds.
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 09:58 AM (sX1BW)
how long will it be before harlequin costumes will be required ?
Posted by: REDACTED at May 14, 2020 09:59 AM (tQbpU)
Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2020 09:57 AM (3aI0K)
Oh STFU already.
NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER.
The ego of man is fucking AMAZING.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)
Going after israel, interfering in their election, giving iran billions, supporting the Muslim brotherhood, dicking israel appears to have been goal #1 for the Obamagaters.
Flynn called BS on the whole al quada is dead and isis is the jv team bullshit which REALLY pissed off JEF.
I think th that's when the incredible hate for Flynn started.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 14, 2020 09:59 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2020 09:57 AM (3aI0K)
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It might not. It's in the environment appears to be pretty contagious. Lots of people get it.
So if it is never going to go away, why stay locked down?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2020 10:00 AM (hYcqw)
Eris, Thanks for the reference. Those are wonderful and effective scenes.
Posted by: JTB at May 14, 2020 10:00 AM (7EjX1)
So all these deep staters have something called CAC cards to plug into
their computers to get them to work. They have their credentials on
them.
A small cavil: CAC stands for Common Access Card, so saying card afterwards is redundant. It's like an ATM machine.
No one COULD have unmasked under Powers' "name" unless she gave them her CAC card and password.
It's impossible.
This is correct. She lied out her ass.
Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 10:00 AM (T6t7i)
TrannyFest 2020's poster?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2020 10:00 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2020 09:57 AM (kGLPx)
I was thinking diorama, but you nailed it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2020 10:00 AM (dLLD6)
This painting totally lifted my mood. We all need to lighten up a bit.
If you aren't going to actually go out and do something to make a difference in your community, then stfu and stfd.
all bluster and no action. what a bunch of pussies some of you are.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2020 10:00 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Colin at May 14, 2020 10:00 AM (1BIQV)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2020 10:00 AM (pNxlR)
The Fulsom street fair.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/y9fygqp4
Posted by: Tami at May 14, 2020 10:01 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Fritz at May 14, 2020 10:01 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 09:58 AM (V2Yro)
Or she's a liar. Or both.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 14, 2020 10:01 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:01 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2020 10:01 AM (bPH26)
Posted by: m at May 14, 2020
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Excellent stage management, Director!
Posted by: Anton P. Chekhov, Playwright at May 14, 2020 10:01 AM (rpbg1)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at May 14, 2020 10:02 AM (eMtQa)
authorized Brennan to make up a bunch of duplicate CAC cards with
Power's name and password on them, and then handed them out to a bunch
of private contractors like Fusion.
Posted by: Tom Servo
At least where I worked, you had to show up in person, and fill out all kinds of paperwork. IOW, they took it very seriously. If someone faked CACs, I'm sure it's a significant crime.
Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 10:03 AM (T6t7i)
This is correct. She lied out her ass.
Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 10:00 AM (T6t7i)
As I pointed out above, not necessarily. There could have been a dozen CAC's with her name on them, passed out like party favors to Special Friends. with the password 123456.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:03 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 14, 2020 10:03 AM (+7yf7)
I know but everyone says CAC card. No one says, shit I forgot my CAC.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 14, 2020 10:03 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Fritz at May 14, 2020 10:01 AM (2Mnv1)
Panties.
They're not heaven, but right next to it.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:03 AM (Zz0t1)
You can't ask an illegal for ID but "Your papers, please" for the Father's Day party of five.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 14, 2020 10:03 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:03 AM (2JVJo)
No one COULD have unmasked under Powers' "name" unless she gave them her CAC card and password.
It's impossible.
This is correct. She lied out her ass.
Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 10:00 AM (T6t7i)
"I don't care that you say that YOU did not make the request(s). You let your credentials out of your control and for that you are responsible. Absent a name or names provided by you as for who did this, I assume that it WAS you. Pay the price."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2020 10:04 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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I just went outdoors and sneezed...without a mask, or covering my face.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2020 10:04 AM (bPH26)
1. I'm getting a bit concerned about this line I keep reading that 'it's not illegal to unmask' the ID of masked US citizens.
Er - it most certainly IS illegal.
Strict rules are in place to prevent it.
Thread unrolled: https://tinyurl.com/yaw5wl7l
Posted by: Tami at May 14, 2020 10:04 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2020 09:52 AM (u82oZ)
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Past 100 comments so OT: There is a piece of classical music now known as the "Warsaw Concerto" which was the theme music to a British film called "Dangerous Moonlight" about the Polish Underground.
Originally, the producers wanted Rachmaninoff to write the score, but he was too expensive. So they got a composer named Richard Addinsell instead and told him to write something that SOUNDED like Rachmaninoff.
He did. And it does.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 14, 2020 10:04 AM (dfRN6)
Sanjay Gupta thinks we're sorely lacking in tools needed.
I'm so sick of this.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 10:03 AM (T6t7i)
which is why it would have been authorized from the very top. When an entire organization is deeply corrupt all the way to the top, there are no limits, no rules. And no "law" except that which is aimed at the organizations Enemies, like Flynn.
We face the problem that Andrew McCarthy has had trouble with - it's hard to except that our own Government became so deeply, and so thoroughly, Corrupt.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:06 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 14, 2020 10:06 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 10:06 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 14, 2020 10:06 AM (+7yf7)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 10:06 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:07 AM (V2Yro)
how long will it be before harlequin costumes will be required ?
Posted by: REDACTED at May 14, 2020 09:59 AM (tQbpU)
You mean like this?
https://tinyurl.com/yams2bcb
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:07 AM (2JVJo)
They're STILL saying that we're all going to die if we end the lockdown.
What else can they do? The lockdown and attendant fear is all they've got. They must maintain both.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 14, 2020 10:07 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 14, 2020 10:07 AM (lwiT4)
See those badges hanging around the necks of the angry obamagaters? Those are little cases with CAC in them along with the badge, that's how you get in doors and unlock stuff.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 14, 2020 10:07 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2020 10:04 AM (bPH26)
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Next Door Karen at May 14, 2020 10:07 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2020 10:04 AM (pNxlR)
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Wouldn't sharing your credentials or losing control of your credentials, discovering the loss and then NOT reporting it be a gigantic violation?
I don't work in defense or classified materials and I don't work for the government, but at my private company with lots of trade secrets, if I share my password or don't disclose a credentials compromise, it is grounds for immediate termination.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2020 10:08 AM (hYcqw)
I saw Pantiesov open for $20 ,same as in Knickerslodian.
Posted by: saf at May 14, 2020 10:08 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 14, 2020 10:08 AM (E+OcO)
>>It's impossible.
Again, nobody but a handful of people in one of the Intel agencies can request an unmasking directly. Power was the UN ambassador and she would have to make the request to someone at the FBI, CIA, etc.. and they would make the request directly to the NSA for the unmasking.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2020 10:08 AM (ZLI7S)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. This painting makes me think about the artist. How sad if after the great art robbery, your painting was left on the wall.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2020 10:09 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2020 10:04 AM (bPH26)
Daredevil!
Posted by: ALH at May 14, 2020 10:09 AM (Lhcx9)
Posted by: Rachel Levine at May 14, 2020 09:56 AM (+QxZp)
Suggestions (polite) for what to say to the popo when i get popped for not bending the knee to King Garcetti and going along with his Soviet chocolate ration increase mandatory mask scheme? Seriously wtf, you can have more freedom to leave your house by being forced to wear a mask leave the house?!
I can come up with plenty of rude retorts, but i need polite because I don't want to give these fucktard totalitarians any ammo. Oh & i've already been threatened at work by HR for not wearing a mask while passing through areas that are empty 90 percent of the time I'm in them, to get to my office,
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 14, 2020 10:09 AM (tUOCc)
that's awesome! there was a time in my life where I could pull off a costume like that.
those days are long gone, but how fun!
we used to be fun. let's be fun again.
Americans used to be all sorts of things.
now we are hiding under our beds waiting for our overlords to tell us it is safe to come out.
bulllshit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2020 10:09 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2020 10:09 AM (DUIap)
Once upon a shiny moonlit night
Living dead love suddenly took flight
The vampire said eat me
The zombie said suck me
So it went until dawn's early light
Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2020 10:09 AM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 14, 2020 10:09 AM (WyVLE)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2020 10:04 AM (pNxlR)
++++++++++
Wouldn't sharing your credentials or losing control of your credentials, discovering the loss and then NOT reporting it be a gigantic violation?
I don't work in defense or classified materials and I don't work for the government, but at my private company with lots of trade secrets, if I share my password or don't disclose a credentials compromise, it is grounds for immediate termination.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2020 10:08 AM (hYcqw)
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Next thing you'll tell me is that you expect federal departments to abide by financial laws.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:09 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: saf at May 14, 2020 10:10 AM (5IHGB)
*NOW* when things are supposedly getting back to normal and infections are going down, the state plan makes them required.
How fucking demented is this? At the 'height' of the whole thing it's optional, now, as 'life returns to normal,' you must conform, Citizen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 10:10 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2020 10:10 AM (3aI0K)
This is correct. She lied out her ass.
Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 10:00 AM (T6t7i)
Aww, the old fartlie.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at May 14, 2020 10:10 AM (Uu+Jp)
angry obamagaters? Those are little cases with CAC in them along with
the badge, that's how you get in doors and unlock stuff.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name
Yeah, it's not like faking a DL, it's serious. CACs can get you access to military bases, etc.
Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 10:10 AM (T6t7i)
Is she big across the hips? Roomy?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2020 10:11 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2020 10:04 AM (bPH26)
The local par 3 near me is open. I went and played yesterday. Had only one good shot, but I didn't care. At least I was out and alone and doing something I liked.
I should go today, as the temp is going to be near 70. . .but I also spent some time writing, and that was not a good experience. Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one who feels every word like a knife in the back because it's so rotten.
Anyway, back to your regularly scheduled art talk.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:11 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: red speck at May 14, 2020 10:11 AM (gS3OW)
TrannyFest 2020's poster?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 14, 2020 10:00 AM (pNxlR)
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This is how I imagine the D.C. cucktail parties to look like.
Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 10:11 AM (WqPYg)
Their arrogance finally did catch up to them though.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 10:11 AM (2DOZq)
Again, nobody but a handful of people in one of the Intel agencies can request an unmasking directly. Power was the UN ambassador and she would have to make the request to someone at the FBI, CIA, etc.. and they would make the request directly to the NSA for the unmasking.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2020 10:08 AM (ZLI7S)
My guess/speculation is that Fusion GPS was doing most of the unmasking, and they were given a green light and fake credentials, authorized from the Oval Office, to do it. And Susan Powder knows it, and she SHOULD be forced to testify under oath that she had nothing to do with the unmaskings credited to her. Which means that there was an incredible fraud on the system being played by her superiors, with her as the patsy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:12 AM (V2Yro)
the whole thing it's optional, now, as 'life returns to normal,' you
must conform, Citizen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 10:10 AM (oVJmc)
It's about sustaining the fear. Actions like this and praying for a second wave. And praying they are.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 14, 2020 10:12 AM (H8QX8)
Yeah, it's not like faking a DL, it's serious. CACs can get you access to military bases, etc.
Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 10:10 AM (T6t7i)
So, this card is a single security measure that allows access to EVERYTHING?
Seems.....stupid.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: freaked at May 14, 2020 10:12 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: red speck at May 14, 2020 10:11 AM (gS3OW)
RECHARGE !!!!
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 10:12 AM (2DOZq)
"That bloody awful Warsaw Concerto" is a running joke in Spike Milligan's war memoir Adolf Hitler: My Part In His Downfall. A very funny and touching book.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:12 AM (2JVJo)
optional, now, as 'life returns to normal,' you must conform, Citizen.
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Seems pretty obvious why this is being mandated.
The question is why do people conform?
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:12 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 14, 2020 10:13 AM (5/XXJ)
Posted by: Archer at May 14, 2020 10:13 AM (gmo/4)
Seems.....stupid.
No, but in many cases, it's a first step.
Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 10:13 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:13 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 14, 2020 10:14 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Rachel Levine at May 14, 2020 09:56 AM (+QxZp)
Suggestions (polite) for what to say to the popo when i get popped for not bending the knee to King Garcetti and going along with his Soviet chocolate ration increase mandatory mask scheme? Seriously wtf, you can have more freedom to leave your house by being forced to wear a mask leave the house?!
I can come up with plenty of rude retorts, but i need polite because I don't want to give these fucktard totalitarians any ammo. Oh & i've already been threatened at work by HR for not wearing a mask while passing through areas that are empty 90 percent of the time I'm in them, to get to my office,
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 14, 2020 10:09 AM (tUOCc)
Makes you feel claustrophobic from restrictive breathing. Gives you panic attacks.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 14, 2020 10:14 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:13 AM (V2Yro)
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Have you tried to tell Jessica what to do? You go ahead. You try first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:15 AM (LvTSG)
Did she have one of the new plexiglass shield sneeze guards?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 10:15 AM (oVJmc)
Thanks.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 14, 2020 10:15 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:13 AM (V2Yro)
Watch any local news broadcast. They'll interview someone "on the street" every time that's not wearing their mask correctly and the interviewer NEVER says anything about it.
"If you're so paranoid about getting Chink Chunk and wearing your mask in your car, alone, WHY aren't you bothering to wear it CORRECTLY?"
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:15 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: pep
In my case, it got you on base. It also was needed to run my computer, which then put you inside the unclass part of the network.
Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 10:15 AM (T6t7i)
I should do it. I was sicker than a dog back in october/november/december. I did have H1N1 in late Feb (that was a postive flu test, so was probably not the corona).
Posted by: Gman at May 14, 2020 10:15 AM (GfWuY)
The only one in the process I trust is Admiral Rogers. I don't think he would allow any illegal or even improper activity so whatever happened it must have been upstream from the NSA unless somehow it was happening without his notice. This is why he went to Trump Tower to warn Trump.
I also don't think the rules meant squat to anyone in the Obama regime so I don't know exactly how they jerked the system around to make these requests but that seems like another scandal waiting to unfold.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2020 10:15 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:12 AM (2JVJo)
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Excellent!
**Scurries off to devil's website to check out**
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 14, 2020 10:16 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 14, 2020 10:16 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: red speck at May 14, 2020 10:11 AM (gS3OW)
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My favorites were (in essence) "blujinz" and "jazband".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2020 10:16 AM (Dc2NZ)
don't want to give these fucktard totalitarians any ammo.
Asthma
Posted by: grammie winger at May 14, 2020 10:16 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 14, 2020 10:16 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 10:15 AM (oVJmc)
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At our local Lowes, it's not a guard, it's a freaking sneeze booth.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 14, 2020 10:16 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2020 10:15 AM (ZLI7S)
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Theory:
The existing FBI leadership was masturbating to pictures of Obama when they first met the Obama transition team.
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:17 AM (LvTSG)
Dr. Rick Bright is about to testify on Capitol Hill that we're about to face the "darkest winter in modern history."
Yay!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:17 AM (ptqGC)
Makes you feel claustrophobic from restrictive breathing. Gives you panic attacks.
Posted by: Buzzion
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Has your company's face mask policy caused panic/claustrophobia attacks?
Contact 1-800-SHYSTER. You may be entitled to compensation!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 14, 2020 10:17 AM (cGzEU)
the whole thing it's optional, now, as 'life returns to normal,' you
must conform, Citizen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 10:10 AM (oVJmc)
It's about sustaining the fear. Actions like this and praying for a second wave. And praying they are.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 14, 2020 10:12 AM (H8QX
Good morning. They will make sure there is a virus comeback in the fall. It is essental to their plans.
Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2020 10:18 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 10:18 AM (2DOZq)
The question is why do people conform?
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:12 AM (sX1BW)
Ostensibly in Lawrence MA, you will be fined $300 dollars if caught outside without a mask. However, since the majority of the city is illegal, I can't imagine very many people are actually going to pay or be prosecuted for not paying.
As to why conform? Probably because (at least in MA) every store now says you cannot enter without a mask and it will take too much time to file a legal complaint. Also, it being MA, there aren't enough people who are willing to gather at a supermarket or other shop en masse, say "fuck you" and swamp the place.
As I said before, this hopeless POS state is "Maskacusetts."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:18 AM (2JVJo)
Dr. Rick Bright is about to testify on Capitol Hill that we're about to face the "darkest winter in modern history."
Yay!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:17 AM (ptqGC)
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So, we've reached the Animatrix short that details the blackening of the sky to fight the machines part of our story...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:18 AM (LvTSG)
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Summer is about to start.
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:18 AM (sX1BW)
The existing FBI leadership was masturbating to pictures of Obama when they first met the Obama transition team.
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:17 AM (LvTSG)
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Great, thanks, you've not got me thinking they were on their knees lined up while fondling themselves in front front of Obama.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 14, 2020 10:18 AM (WEBkv)
My wife got an antibody test because of what we had mid-January.
Came back negative.
We've heard from a LOT of people having the same symptoms we did, and it got bad, but apparently, not Corona.
Now I'm wondering how much of this panic is that non-Corona bug and getting attributed to WuHuCooties.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 10:18 AM (oVJmc)
Yay!
Plagues of toads to follow.
Posted by: pep at May 14, 2020 10:19 AM (T6t7i)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
He's a pither !
Posted by: JT at May 14, 2020 10:19 AM (arJlL)
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Summer is about to start.
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:18 AM (sX1BW)
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Now is the winter of our discontent, made summer by this son of Maryland.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:19 AM (LvTSG)
Looks like profit taking on a large scale.
Hopefully, all the hedge funds computer driven algorithms will turn around and allow us to go green again.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2020 10:19 AM (z0XD8)
Dr. Rick Bright is about to testify on Capitol Hill that we're about to face the "darkest winter in modern history."
Yay!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:17 AM (ptqGC)
This is the kickoff for the Autumn 'Rona Push.
Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2020 10:19 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 14, 2020 10:19 AM (WEBkv)
Another phony impeachment attempt by the Deep State.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 10:19 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 10:15 AM (oVJmc)
Oh yeah they had those. At least the clerk at the grocery store gave me a good reason for why they're putting plastic covers (like a plastic baggie) over all of the keypads. He said it wasn't because they were worried about people getting sick from touching them, it was because so many customers were coming through with little spray bottles of sanitizer and squirting them that they kept shorting out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:19 AM (V2Yro)
Cut: CNN, death stats.
Cut: random dem pundit, "opportunity."
Cut: MSNBC, job losses
Cut: Pelosi, "opportunity."
Cuts: indefinite lockdowns, freedom protests, handcuffed moms and business owners.
Cuts: dems, "opportunity, opportunity, opportunity."
Close: Dems, your deaths, your suffering, their opportunities.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 14, 2020 10:19 AM (KnJdm)
Biden Unmasked
What did Joe know and when did he forget it?
Despite denials, veep knew of Flynn witch hunt
I'm back to Dead Candidate Walking
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 14, 2020 10:20 AM (9TdxA)
Yay!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:17 AM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++
But what does that have to do with reopening this summer?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2020 10:20 AM (hYcqw)
You are all welcome to sign up for my art history class.
Posted by: bluebell
OK.
X
Posted by: JT at May 14, 2020 10:20 AM (arJlL)
Dr. Rick Bright is about to testify on Capitol Hill that we're about to face the "darkest winter in modern history."
A catch-phrase like that is a tell that this guy is a phony bit of political theater.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 10:20 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:20 AM (2JVJo)
I'm sure Austin businesses will be requiring masks. Randall's doesn't require one but I was the only one in the store in Houston yesterday that didn't have one on.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 10:21 AM (2DOZq)
me a good reason for why they're putting plastic covers (like a plastic
baggie) over all of the keypads. He said it wasn't because they were
worried about people getting sick from touching them, it was because so
many customers were coming through with little spray bottles of
sanitizer and squirting them that they kept shorting out.
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I prefer cash. Microscopic cocaine residue is a natural disinfectant.
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:21 AM (sX1BW)
"Johnson expressed confidence that establishments taking the pledge will remain motivated by 'peer pressure' to maintain the safety measures. The major added that businesses that do not volunteer for the pledge may lose customers if customers see no certificate of compliance."
I wonder what the certificate of compliance will look like?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:21 AM (ptqGC)
Another phony impeachment attempt by the Deep State.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 10:19 AM (oVJmc)
Rick Bright is the jaggoff who tried to make a big noise about "I GOT DEMOTED BECAUSE I SPOKE OUT ABOUT THE EVIL OF CHLOROQUIN!!!"
when in fact he got demoted because everyone who worked with him thought he was a huge asshole and they couldn't take it anymore. So of course Pelosi and Schiff love him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:22 AM (V2Yro)
We don't like to think of the FBI and the DOJ as the two biggest and most vicious Criminal Organizations in the country.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:07 AM (V2Yro)
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I'm old enough to remember Irwin Schiff (Las Vegas tax protester who went to prison) calling our government "The Federal Mafia."
I thought at the time (around Y2K) it was a bit of an exaggeration -- not anymore.
Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 10:22 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:21 AM (sX1BW)
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My local computer/electronics superstore quit accepting cash due to COVID. I was not happy. I am a cash guy.
Beyond that store, though, I have gotten no dirty looks or pushback on using it. I have read stories of people being given grief for using cash. Thankfully that has not happened to me.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2020 10:22 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 10:11 AM (2DOZq)
Yes. An old saying: If you're going to cheat on your taxes on 15-Apr, you start on --Jan of the previous year.
I also believe tow things: Hillary being such a terrible candidate that the listening and eavesdropping FISA warrants were to help her keep one step ahead. Have a rebuttal to Trump for anything because he did not fight in the normal fashion.
Two, the Steele Dossier was shopped to news outlets in October, by Steele himself (obviously with Hillary's blessing). This was to be an October surprise - going hand in hand with the "hacked" DNC emails and Trump's comment on Russia releasing the alleged emails. However, a hard push wasn't made IMHO because the pussy tape came out and they figured he was toast.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 14, 2020 10:23 AM (Ozpxd)
We don't like to think of the FBI and the DOJ as the two biggest and most vicious Criminal Organizations in the country.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:07 AM (V2Yro)
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I'm old enough to remember Irwin Schiff (Las Vegas tax protester who went to prison) calling our government "The Federal Mafia."
I thought at the time (around Y2K) it was a bit of an exaggeration -- not anymore.
Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 10:22 AM (WqPYg)
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"Wow, those people who think there was more to the JFK assassination are nutty, aren't they?"
-TJM, 3 years ago
"The CIA whacked Kennedy!"
-TJM, today
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:23 AM (LvTSG)
Rick Bright is the jaggoff who tried to make a big noise about "I GOT DEMOTED BECAUSE I SPOKE OUT ABOUT THE EVIL OF CHLOROQUIN!!!"
A drug that's been approved for human use for decades.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 10:23 AM (oVJmc)
when in fact he got demoted because everyone who worked with him thought he was a huge asshole and they couldn't take it anymore. So of course Pelosi and Schiff love him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:22 AM (V2Yro)
++++++++++++
Thanks, Tom. I knew I recognized the name. Between the Spygate/coup stuff and the COVID stuff, the names are becoming hard to keep track of...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2020 10:23 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:21 AM (sX1BW)
Angries up the blood, too.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 14, 2020 10:23 AM (t+qrx)
Yay!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:17 AM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++
But what does that have to do with reopening this summer?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2020 10:20 AM (hYcqw)
Dr. Bright is just the first to set the stage for the upcoming months. The Fear must be sustained, to facilitate the Autumn Lockdown Return that is coming.
Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2020 10:23 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 14, 2020 10:23 AM (17n5k)
"Dark Winter Rising" by Dr Rick Bright
A horrifying tale of the darkest winter ever rising!
This stuff just writes itself, don't it?
Call Hollywood!!!! Have I got a pitch for them!!!
*types furiously*
Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2020 10:23 AM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 14, 2020 10:23 AM (H8QX8)
Yay!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:17 AM (ptqGC)
Perfectly ironically said.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 14, 2020 10:24 AM (Ozpxd)
If granny aint dead by then, surely it'll be in December from Run Over Virus.
Posted by: Randy Brooks at May 14, 2020 10:24 AM (azLE8)
Yay!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:17 AM (ptqGC)
+++++++++++++
But what does that have to do with reopening this summer?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2020 10:20 AM (hYcqw)
Let me guess: Those selfish states and communities that are re-opening will drive up the death rate / infection rate, and so, because they ignored the experts, this winter the dead will be clogging the gutters and flooding the hospitals, all because of the deplorables and their senseless idolatry of "free-dumb," egged on by Drumpf.
The nickelfucker's propaganda will be something along those lines.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:24 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:07 AM (V2Yro)
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If we're going down this road, don't forget the State Department and the ATF while you're at it. Many if not most federal agencies are crime syndicates.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2020 10:24 AM (hYcqw)
You mean Certificate of COMMIE PLIANCY. fer sure
Oooh Savannah don't you Tank me...they are only $1,000..personal check to me.
Posted by: saf at May 14, 2020 10:24 AM (5IHGB)
I wonder what the certificate of compliance will look like?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:21 AM (ptqGC)
Read between the lines - he's been informed that he doesn't have the legal authority to order this on his own.
If I was in Savannah, I would post a big sheet on the door of my business saying "I HEREBY CERTIFY THAT MAYOR JOHNSON IS A BIG NAGGER"
I would!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:24 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Rachel Levine at May 14, 2020 10:25 AM (+QxZp)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 14, 2020 10:25 AM (hQcUI)
not bending the knee to King Garcetti and going along with his Soviet
chocolate ration increase mandatory mask scheme?
_________
As a commenter here (I think Tom Servo) has noted and I've taken to telling everyone I know in my ex-state of California: if you're a conservative living in California today you're like a Jew living in 1937 Berlin.
Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 10:25 AM (WqPYg)
Not THE Rick DIMBULB ???
Posted by: saf at May 14, 2020 10:26 AM (5IHGB)
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I'm not big on the national divorce idea, but if we ever do split, Free America should pass a constitutional amendment requiring tar and feathering for all whistleblowers.
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:26 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2020 10:26 AM (MALNJ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:26 AM (2JVJo)
Thanks.
Posted by: blake
How does everyone like their free 30 trial of communism?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 10:26 AM (xT+ue)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:26 AM (2JVJo)
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Theda must fight proto-fascist German spies!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:26 AM (LvTSG)
I urge President Trump to set aside partisan politics and immediately secure a large supply of light bulbs.
Posted by: Saggy Ocasio-Cortez at May 14, 2020 10:26 AM (mjJ4C)
You can't duplicate a CAC. Setting one up is pretty complicated to begin with. The whole point of the CAC is that it uniquely identifies the person using the computer and you can't claim it was someone else. It uses a unique public/private key pair loaded onto the card itself, and they can't be duplicated or reused.
So Powers either did the unmasking or allowed others to use her card AND passcode to unlock the CAC.
There is no technical scenario where that unique CAC was not used in this process.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (not an art critic) at May 14, 2020 10:27 AM (5p7BC)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 14, 2020 10:27 AM (hQcUI)
https://youtu.be/azr2ooLlfzQ
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 14, 2020 10:23 AM (17n5k)
++++++++++++
I thought it would be this:
https://youtu.be/fvkAM1FOnAk?t=42
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2020 10:27 AM (hYcqw)
WLNS's feed has gone all "shakey-cam": dozens of uniformed MSP at the protest now
looks like they're asking to see peoples' ID...
wtf?
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2020 10:27 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 14, 2020 10:14 AM (G2zl5)
_________
"I have a serious heart and lung issue and my doctor has ordered me not to wear one as it may be fatal to my health."
Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 10:27 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 14, 2020 10:27 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2020 10:27 AM (ejd/p)
if you're a conservative living in California today you're like a Jew living in 1937 Berlin.
Posted by: ShainS
Now 1938.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 10:27 AM (xT+ue)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 10:26 AM (xT+ue)
Be a lot better if it was, you know, free...
Posted by: Boswell at May 14, 2020 10:28 AM (32YRo)
There was a good SF book with a premise I liked, The Color of Distance by Amy Thompson.
An alien species has leaders. If they get a big decision wrong, they kill themselves.
If this guy is wrong, and I have all of his stuff?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2020 10:28 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2020 10:28 AM (u82oZ)
This would be an appropriate song for this pic (and Our Interesting Times)
"Zombie Jamboree" Harry Belafonte
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVBz13CWwvM
Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2020 10:28 AM (z0XD8)
not just Cali
PA is like being Jewish and living in Poland or similar Eastern European country - we have been here forever, have roots here, and can't believe what is happening.
Posted by: HostageBlackOrchid at May 14, 2020 10:29 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 14, 2020 10:14 AM (G2zl5)
That's my bra silly!
That could work,but seems like a cop out
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 14, 2020 10:29 AM (WijUh)
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:26 AM (sX1BW)
+++++++++++
Only if they're found to be lying. Otherwise, casting light onto corruption should be encouraged.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2020 10:29 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 14, 2020 10:14 AM (G2zl5)
_________
"I have a serious heart and lung issue and my doctor has ordered me not to wear one as it may be fatal to my health."
Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 10:27 AM (WqPYg)
**********
Yep I have severe Obstructive Sleep Apnea & GAD
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 14, 2020 10:29 AM (Lrula)
Fuck. I ought to go play golf or at least leave the house, but I'm too depressed to even move away from the keyboard.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Go play golf. It will do you good.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 14, 2020 10:29 AM (MVR7y)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 14, 2020 10:30 AM (hQcUI)
looks like they're asking to see peoples' ID...
Wasn't that long ago, when we were reliably informed that as long as you politely said "yes, sir" and "no, sir", you had absolutely nothing to fear from the police.
Posted by: I Have No Party at May 14, 2020 10:30 AM (avboE)
Evidence: The race-baiters in Sacramento are taking another whack at Prop 209.
Posted by: JEM at May 14, 2020 10:30 AM (8erNz)
The Fear must be sustained, to facilitate the Autumn Lockdown Return
that is coming.
They're not gonna be able to pull it off this time.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 14, 2020 10:30 AM (EgshT)
What they are doing now is like ordering all cars on the road be required to be armored up like M-1 tanks and not be able to exceed 25mph in order to reduce car accident deaths.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 10:30 AM (2DOZq)
now they've gone back to the fixed camera from across the street
if I have the geography right, the MSP are behind the building on the right side of the frame
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2020 10:30 AM (DUIap)
************
Dressed in Pieces - a limerick
A bitter spurned lover named Eve
Dismembered her ex-boyfriend Steve
We all should have guessed
The next time she got dressed
She'd be wearing his heart on her sleeve!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 14, 2020 10:30 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 10:30 AM (oVJmc)
"I have a serious heart and lung issue and my doctor has ordered me not to wear one as it may be fatal to my health."
Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 10:27 AM (WqPYg)
*checks off another WuFlu death*
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2020 10:31 AM (MALNJ)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 10:30 AM (2DOZq)
+++++++++++++
No, it's more like banning car transportation for your own good. Only essential first responders get cars.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2020 10:31 AM (hYcqw)
I'm changing my trip to late September. If they fuck me out of this again I will completely lose my shit. I've already got anxiety over the whole thing.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 14, 2020 10:31 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2020 10:31 AM (Dc2NZ)
The Fear must be sustained, to facilitate the Autumn Lockdown Return
that is coming.
They're not gonna be able to pull it off this time.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 14, 2020 10:30 AM (EgshT)
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The numbers are too soft. The rebellion too widespread. The economic hit to deep.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:32 AM (LvTSG)
Which was the original plan before it became something else. 'Flattening the Curve' has now become a pander to the 'Life Without Risk' imbeciles.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 10:32 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: 29Victor at May 14, 2020 10:32 AM (BJKQV)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 14, 2020 10:27 AM (hQcUI)
No - not basing, free-basing more like it
Posted by: Boswell at May 14, 2020 10:32 AM (32YRo)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:32 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2020 10:32 AM (g3OWe)
Only essential first responders get cars.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2020 10:31 AM (hYcqw)
And politicians. And their entourage.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2020 10:33 AM (MALNJ)
I'm tired of these "Interesting Times" and would like to go back to my regular boring suburban lifestyle.
Thanks.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 14, 2020 10:15 AM (WEBkv)
_________
All bourgeoisie values must be wiped out. Workers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose buy your jobs! Oh, wait ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 10:33 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:33 AM (sX1BW)
One on left: would totally kill you and drink your blood while you slept.
One on right: would stab you at the dinner table if you said the wrong thing.
Analysis: would not bang.
Posted by: Random Michigander at May 14, 2020 10:33 AM (mNq/0)
Posted by: Georgie at May 14, 2020 10:33 AM (WmDdw)
The Left needs our stuff, because they can not make an economy run. We have 149 years of data on this.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 14, 2020 10:33 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Random Michigander at May 14, 2020 10:33 AM (mNq/0)
Constitutional Law is their first love. They only dabble in totalitarian epidemiology.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 10:34 AM (oVJmc)
And there goes the August MoMe. . .
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:34 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Georgie at May 14, 2020 10:33 AM (WmDdw)
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His animation is actually quite nice.
The Nightmare before Christmas started as a children's book that he drew.
https://tinyurl.com/ycncz3ry
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:34 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2020 10:34 AM (o2MD2)
I'm changing my trip to late September. If they fuck me out of this again I will completely lose my shit. I've already got anxiety over the whole thing.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 14, 2020 10:31 AM (dUJdY)
The fear and anxiety is the whole point of all of this. I would throw in UNCERTAINTY. The country was entirely too stable, comfortable and desirable under OrangeManBad. That could not be allowed to continue, so a Crisis was manufactured.
Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2020 10:35 AM (bCLt0)
What a joke.
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And all these representatives are just wearing masks over their chins off their face.
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:35 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:26 AM (2JVJo)
Get up. Get out. Release the inner rebel. DO I NOW !!
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 14, 2020 10:35 AM (Ozpxd)
In Texas the Governor says that mask are highly recommended by not
required. The some cities and counties are trying to say they are
required. The AG said they can't do that. Now, private businesses can
require them still but they can't cite it as a law because it's not.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 14, 2020 10:16 AM (UUBmN)
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There is zero evidence that masks or (a term I've come to loathe) "social distancing" prevents this from spreading. It's gaslit virtue signalling all the way down ...
Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 10:35 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 14, 2020 10:35 AM (hQcUI)
What a joke.----
Was it a glass of water?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 10:36 AM (2DOZq)
I think I got a thorn or a splinter in my finger doing yard work the other day.
Feels like it slipped in right at the cuticle. Can't see it and it is fuckin' killing me.
My pinkie is about the size of my thumb right now...
anyway, how to deal with this sort of thing?
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:36 AM (BCfwt)
Posted by: Boswell at May 14, 2020 10:36 AM (32YRo)
And there goes the August MoMe. .
Fun Idea - this entire hoax is designed precisely to prevent assemblies larger than Blue State allied police can control. Discuss !!!
Posted by: I Have No Party at May 14, 2020 10:36 AM (avboE)
My pinkie is about the size of my thumb right now...
anyway, how to deal with this sort of thing?
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:36 AM
slap a hot iron to it
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2020 10:36 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2020 10:34 AM (o2MD2)
Party like a Russian:
https://tinyurl.com/y4adsw9p
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:36 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 14, 2020 10:37 AM (Ozpxd)
The numbers are too soft. The rebellion too widespread. The economic hit to deep.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:32 AM (LvTSG
Well yes, in a rational world. That is why irrational is so necessary.
Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2020 10:37 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2020 10:37 AM (ZLI7S)
I just gt an email from Tank Abrams. Not sure how they got my address. She's fundraising for "Reverend" Warnock.
"Nate Silver's FiveThirtyEight says Democrats can take back the Senate this November, and The Washington Post says winning in Georgia is KEY - but we can only get it done by hitting every single fundraising goal."
Posted by: freaked, modern cynicism on parade at May 14, 2020 10:37 AM (Tnijr)
I think I got a thorn or a splinter in my finger doing yard work the other day.
Feels like it slipped in right at the cuticle. Can't see it and it is fuckin' killing me.
My pinkie is about the size of my thumb right now...
anyway, how to deal with this sort of thing?
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:36 AM (BCfwt)
Slap hot iron to it!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 14, 2020 10:37 AM (NWiLs)
Do you have a mouse around the house willing to help you?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 10:37 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 14, 2020 10:38 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: jeff carter at May 14, 2020 10:38 AM (c73GF)
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No doubt.
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:38 AM (sX1BW)
The numbers are too soft. The rebellion too widespread. The economic hit to deep.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:32 AM (LvTSG
Well yes, in a rational world. That is why irrational is so necessary.
Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2020 10:37 AM (bCLt0)
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Rationality isn't really a part of the equation on this. It's an emotional reaction at this point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:38 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: saf at May 14, 2020 10:38 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2020 10:38 AM (fWnjd)
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:36 AM (BCfwt)
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PRID and a bandaid.
Cant help with the whining noise tho.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 10:39 AM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Dr. Bright at May 14, 2020 10:39 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 14, 2020 10:39 AM (fWnjd)
Posted by: I Have No Party at May 14, 2020 10:39 AM (avboE)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2020 10:37 AM (ZLI7S)
As long as that man has an 8th grade girl trying to get out...
Posted by: Boswell at May 14, 2020 10:39 AM (32YRo)
"@realDonaldTrump 17m
If I were a Senator or Congressman, the first person I would call to testify about the biggest political crime and scandal in the history of the USA, by FAR, is former President Obama. He knew EVERYTHING. Do it @LindseyGrahamSC, just do it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. No more talk!"
Heh. Is it getting hot in here or what?
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2020 10:39 AM (bc+R5)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:26 AM (2JVJo)
Off yer ass and on yer feet! Outta the shade and into the heat!
I know a thing or two about deep black depression. Get moving and you will feel better. Do something constructive. It helps, a lot.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2020 10:39 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:34 AM (2JVJo)
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I'm holding off on reservations. Who knows what fresh idiocy they'll unleash.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2020 10:39 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: jeff carter at May 14, 2020 10:38 AM (c73GF)
CRLF is your friend.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archer at May 14, 2020 10:40 AM (gmo/4)
If it's swollen that much, you need to get it looked at by a doctor, dude.
Assuming the slavemasters in your state are allowing you to go to the doctor.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 14, 2020 10:40 AM (mNq/0)
Posted by: garrett
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Can you fashion some sort of rudimentary lathe?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 14, 2020 10:40 AM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 14, 2020 10:40 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 10:40 AM (2DOZq)
If I were a Senator or Congressman, the first person I would call to
testify about the biggest political crime and scandal in the history of
the USA, by FAR, is former President Obama. He knew EVERYTHING. Do it
@LindseyGrahamSC, just do it. No more Mr. Nice Guy. No more talk!"
Heh. Is it getting hot in here or what?
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Smart. Move the Overton Window.
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:40 AM (sX1BW)
This sounds almost sensible and reliable.
I don't know if I should trust it or not?
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:40 AM (BCfwt)
Posted by: garrett
We use a drawing salve called Prid. Wrap loosely with Bandaid. Let it work out.
Posted by: MarkY at May 14, 2020 10:40 AM (i022r)
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:41 AM (sX1BW)
except that it was never a true pandemic, it was never more than a nursing home disease here. The rest has just been hype of a normal flu season.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:41 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2020 10:42 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:36 AM (BCfwt)
amputation.
it's the only way to be sure
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2020 10:42 AM (d7Ww2)
I don't know if I should trust it or not?
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:40 AM (BCfwt)
The PRID mentioned by others is more convenient - as you can wrap it and move on instead of sitting still.
Posted by: I Have No Party at May 14, 2020 10:42 AM (avboE)
Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2020 10:42 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2020 10:39 AM (Dc2NZ)
Same here, though for different reasons. I probably won't make a reservation or plane ticket until a week or two beforehand.
Also, I need to find out where Bander and AtC are going to stay so I can catch a ride back with them in case I get too shattered.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:42 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: garrett
I would, if I knew the entry point, go after it with a needle to see if I could squeeze it out.
I used to cut out my own ingrown toenails, so.......
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:41 AM (sX1BW)
Are you f***ing kidding me?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:42 AM (ptqGC)
I thought it was dick washing. Maybe that was Africa.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 14, 2020 10:43 AM (bc+R5)
If it's infected you'll probably want to go to an urgent care. You don't want cellulitis to go untreated.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 14, 2020 10:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Dr. Bright at May 14, 2020 10:43 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:26 AM (2JVJo)
Off yer ass and on yer feet! Outta the shade and into the heat!
I know a thing or two about deep black depression. Get moving and you will feel better. Do something constructive. It helps, a lot.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
Drop your cocks and grab your socks!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2020 10:43 AM (d7Ww2)
This sounds almost sensible and reliable.
I don't know if I should trust it or not?
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:40 AM (BCfwt)
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Your other option is to treat it like 17th century clap.
Slam your finger between to stiff boards to eject the pus and edema out.
It'll make a "clap" sound untill your screaming drowns it out.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 10:43 AM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 14, 2020 10:43 AM (NWiLs)
If he's not man enough to amputate, sure.
Posted by: I Have No Party at May 14, 2020 10:43 AM (avboE)
Someone, I know it was here! posted an excellent video of how to wash your hands.
I watched it a LOT!
Posted by: MarkY at May 14, 2020 10:43 AM (i022r)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 14, 2020 10:14 AM (G2zl5)
That's my bra silly!
That could work,but seems like a cop out
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at May 14, 2020 10:29 AM (WijUh)
Well yeah but speaking the truth isn't going to work. Neither is an attempt to appeal to their rationality with something like "we were allowed to go out and do things for months while this crap was supposedly skyrocketing all while not wearing masks but now when the numbers are dropping we're suddenly required to wear masks. Did they suddenly gain magical properties they didn't have two months ago?"
Posted by: Buzzion at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (5/XXJ)
I think I got a thorn or a splinter in my finger doing yard work the other day.
Feels like it slipped in right at the cuticle. Can't see it and it is fuckin' killing me.
My pinkie is about the size of my thumb right now...
anyway, how to deal with this sort of thing?
Posted by: garrett
_____________
The only known cure is socialized medicine.
Posted by: Dr. Ponytail Douchebag at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (9vQJW)
it's the only way to be sure
Posted by: nurse ratched
Think of it as a quarantine to save your other fingers.
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (bc+R5)
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:41 AM (sX1BW)
And the middle east is a terrorist hotbed because, deep down, they just want jobs.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (Zz0t1)
Are you really using the pinkie? Maybe you would better off just getting rid of it.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2020 10:42 AM (ZLI7S)
I remember the scene in The Yakuza when Robert Mitchum cuts off his pinky. Great movie.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (NWiLs)
She wrote that she was unable to call or visit us and she sent the letter as a way to keep in touch with us.
We have no clue who this woman is, we have never met her and have no idea on how she got the wife's name and address.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (JUOKG)
the chase by the various parties will happen over the span of a night to keep the pace frantic and comic.
Imagine a whole planet patterned after Akihabara with a bit of Blade Runner LA tossed in. Think that will be a nice background.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (g3OWe)
I just cannot take anymore doom and gloom.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (ptqGC)
Hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (sX1BW)
I watched it a LOT!
Posted by: MarkY at May 14, 2020 10:43 AM (i022r)
The boobs. They were sizable.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)
That's what a real man would do.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2020 10:45 AM (ZLI7S)
garrett, is there any streaking around the finger?
Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2020 10:42 AM (bCLt0)
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He said he had a splinter.... not that he shoved it up his butt.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 10:45 AM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:36 AM (BCfwt)
amputation.
it's the only way to be sure
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2020 10:42 AM (d7Ww2)
Well that escalated quickly.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 14, 2020 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
Experts. What would we do without them?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 10:45 AM (oVJmc)
Hope you all have a lovely day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (2JVJo)
Played yesterday. The course was reasonably full, but flowed along ok.
Worst round I've played in a while, tho.
I'm not a good golfer, but yesterday was atrocious.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Wait. Your attempt to cheer yourself up involves golf ?
I think I see the problem.
Posted by: I Have No Party at May 14, 2020 10:46 AM (avboE)
Maybe celebrities could wear colored ribbons at awards ceremonies. I hear that's really effective.
Posted by: spindrift at May 14, 2020 10:46 AM (mjJ4C)
I just cannot take anymore doom and gloom.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (ptqGC)
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Little River Band will cure what ails ya.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 10:46 AM (nw6Hr)
>>I remember the scene in The Yakuza when Robert Mitchum cuts off his pinky.
That's what a real man would do.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2020 10:45 AM (ZLI7S)
Of course Mitchum did it for honor, not his health.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 14, 2020 10:46 AM (H8QX8)
garrett, is there any streaking around the finger?
Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2020 10:42 AM (bCLt0)
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He said he had a splinter.... not that he shoved it up his butt.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 10:45 AM (nw6Hr)
Hehheh.
Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2020 10:46 AM (bCLt0)
https://youtu.be/fvkAM1FOnAk?t=42
THat looks like basically any Wednesday night at Lindsey Graham's house.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 14, 2020 10:46 AM (17n5k)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 10:46 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2020 10:46 AM (g3OWe)
She wrote that she was unable to call or visit us and she sent the letter as a way to keep in touch with us.
We have no clue who this woman is, we have never met her and have no idea on how she got the wife's name and address.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (JUOKG)
Could be James Comey.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 14, 2020 10:46 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: I Have No Party at May 14, 2020 10:43 AM (avboE)
The mountain men of old would self amputate if necessary. Even a hand or foot if fire was available. Not pussy boys.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2020 10:46 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Chris M at May 14, 2020 10:47 AM (eAZVt)
>>I remember the scene in The Yakuza when Robert Mitchum cuts off his pinky.
That's what a real man would do.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2020 10:45 AM (ZLI7S)
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"A real woman claims the lost limbs of those she's defeated in battle. They belong to her."
-The Bride
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:47 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: Ray Stevens at May 14, 2020 10:47 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:34 AM (2JVJo)
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October TxMoMe for the win!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 14, 2020 10:47 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (JUOKG)
Karen or invasion of the body snatchers.
There are no other options.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Here's the update: The population density of the county is less than 5 people per square mile, or for social distancing purposes one person for every 146 acres. That's one person for every 146 acres! You're more likely to run into a chupacabra than another human being, never mind a human being with coronavirus.
Insanity.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 14, 2020 10:48 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (JUOKG)
Karen or invasion of the body snatchers.
There are no other options.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Invasion of Karen's...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 14, 2020 10:48 AM (NWiLs)
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Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 10:48 AM (xT+ue)
https://tinyurl.com/yak95psv
Posted by: PennaLady at May 14, 2020 10:48 AM (8HBLI)
We have no clue who this woman is, we have never met her and have no idea on how she got the wife's name and address.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (JUOKG)
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My wife and I received one of those. It was from Jehovah Witness.
Watchtower pamphlet included.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 14, 2020 10:48 AM (WEBkv)
If yes, road trip with a flamethrower is in order.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2020 10:49 AM (g3OWe)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:34 AM (2JVJo)
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October TxMoMe for the win!
Posted by: blake
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The TxMoMe is happening shut down or not.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at May 14, 2020 10:49 AM (/h17O)
Invasion of Karen's snatch...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 14, 2020 10:48 AM (NWiLs)
Updated for my humor.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:41 AM (sX1BW)
++++++++++++
How? Matrix-style downloads? Are the PSAs, signs posted over sink in every public restroom, the *billboards*, the electronic signs, the news talkers and everything else not enough?
Are they willing to go non-woke? How about PSA demonstrating in real-time proper hand-washing with buxom young women and fit young men wearing nothing but underwear? Or would that be a bridge too far?
These people need to shut the hell up. When it comes to hand-washing, literally every venue is in use to tell people to do it and do it properly.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 14, 2020 10:49 AM (hYcqw)
I'm going out on a limb and predict he'll say the red states that opened up are doomed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:49 AM (ptqGC)
If they can stretch this Plandemic thru October, they should be able to claim another one has just started.
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2020 10:49 AM (bc+R5)
The TxMoMe is happening shut down or not.
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at May 14, 2020 10:49 AM (/h17O)
I REALLY hope I can make this.....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
-The Bride
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:47 AM (LvTSG)
Tarantino makes the stupidest movies in history.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2020 10:49 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 14, 2020 10:48 AM (NWiLs)
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I see your scoldilocks scowl and raise you 230 grains at 850 fps.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 14, 2020 10:49 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (JUOKG)
Karen or invasion of the body snatchers.
There are no other options.
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
The " Nature", content, of the Bible verses would be very telling, or maybe a cause for concern, depending.
Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2020 10:49 AM (bCLt0)
-The Bride
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:47 AM (LvTSG)
Tarantino makes the stupidest movies in history.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2020 10:49 AM (o2MD2)
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SOMEONE hasn't seen the Rollerball remake.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:50 AM (LvTSG)
I got those twice, as I recall, years ago when I lived in NY. I did some digging and it turned out to be a recruitment thing by one of those fly by night storefront churches. I guess they hope you'll contact them back and they'll talk you into signing up.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 14, 2020 10:50 AM (+7yf7)
We are a talented and multi-faceted bunch of Morons.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 14, 2020 10:50 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:50 AM (HeZHF)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 14, 2020 10:50 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:50 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 14, 2020 10:34 AM (2JVJo)
That's not your call.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2020 10:50 AM (dLLD6)
Just the tip. It is swollen and red.
...
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:50 AM (HeZHF)
I promise....
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:50 AM (Zz0t1)
We received one of these about a month ago. It was a Jehovah's Witness recruiting letter. I think this must be a new thing they are doing nationwide. The problem was, the handwriting was so bad, I couldn't tell what it said. I'm not unlisted, so getting my name and address was easy for them.
Posted by: Chris M at May 14, 2020 10:51 AM (eAZVt)
Just the tip. It is swollen and red.
...
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:50 AM (HeZHF)
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Oh dear Lordy.... brace for incoming.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 10:51 AM (nw6Hr)
Posted by: garrett
Well:
1) Splinter needs to be removed from beneath your nail
2) If your thumb's really that badly swollen, you may need antibiotics.
Sounds like a visit to a doctor is in order.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2020 10:51 AM (z0XD8)
Maybe celebrities could wear colored ribbons at awards ceremonies. I hear that's really effective.
Posted by: spindrift at May 14, 2020 10:46 AM (mjJ4C)
Dr. Bright is the kind of doctor who wants to hire one half of the population to follow the other half around and force them to OBEY! every minute of every day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:51 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: t-bird at May 14, 2020 10:51 AM (bc+R5)
$210 million cash jackpot.
Buy a small country.
Hold MoMe.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2020 10:51 AM (g3OWe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 14, 2020 10:51 AM (nRk/c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:49 AM (ptqGC)
We might be the only blue/purple state that has opened. It was a struggle though.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 14, 2020 10:51 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:50 AM (LvTSG)
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*insert Prometheus snark here*
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 14, 2020 10:51 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:52 AM (HeZHF)
Hold MoMe.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2020 10:51 AM (g3OWe)
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Second look at Island ruled by AtC?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 14, 2020 10:52 AM (WEBkv)
I watched it a LOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY2750fMSAA
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 14, 2020 10:52 AM (5/XXJ)
- it's raining
- MSP was on the periphery and didn't really get involved
-counter-protesters were causing problems (much more than the last protests, because they were so overmatched those times)
- it's raining
- small turnout
- it's raining
Posted by: hogmartin at May 14, 2020 10:52 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:52 AM (sX1BW)
anyway, how to deal with this sort of thing?
Posted by: garrett
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Go have it lanced out. My Mom ended up in the hospital for three days on IV antibiotics for a splinter under her nail. Your thumb is swollen>>>it is most likely infected.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 14, 2020 10:52 AM (sGotD)
No signs of traveling infection.
Just the tip. It is swollen and red.
...
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:50 AM (HeZHF)
Seriously, make a poultice of hot water and baking soda. Leave it on for a bit, and repeat. I did this years ago on my horse's neck when he was severely stung by hornets. Had to stay up all night with him, but he survived.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:52 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 14, 2020 10:52 AM (WEBkv)
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Only if we look down...
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 10:52 AM (nw6Hr)
Just the tip. It is swollen and red.
...
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:50 AM (HeZHF)
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You posted that on purpose right?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 10:53 AM (2DOZq)
Just the tip. It is swollen and red.
...
Posted by: garrett
shoulda worn a condom
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 14, 2020 10:53 AM (d7Ww2)
371 anyway, how to deal with this sort of thing?
Posted by: garrett
Have you tried soaking in near-unbearably-hot water and Epsom salts?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 14, 2020 10:53 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 14, 2020 10:53 AM (lwiT4)
Thanks to Obama.
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:52 AM (HeZHF)
Soak in warm water to soften the skin and see if you can express the foreign object.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 14, 2020 10:53 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 14, 2020 10:53 AM (rWZ8Y)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY2750fMSAA
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 14, 2020 10:52 AM (5/XXJ)
Use hooktube to avoid the "sign-in to confirm age."
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett
Well:
1) Splinter needs to be removed from beneath your nail
2) If your thumb's really that badly swollen, you may need antibiotics.
Sounds like a visit to a doctor is in order.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 14, 2020 10:51 AM (z0XD
look on the bright side, it might just be Impatigo. That you can spread to your face if you touch it. Don't touch your face! Although I know now you're thinking about touching it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:53 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 14, 2020 10:53 AM (t+qrx)
Oh, he left that slider right over the middle of the plate.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Insomniac
No snark. The depth and breadth of knowledge here truly is astounding.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM (xT+ue)
Posted by: Joe at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM (XxJt1)
I'm wondering what percentage of Morons knows exactly what you're referencing here, down to caliber and bullet design.
Posted by: PabloD at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM (bgqvn)
Get an antibiotic for the thumb.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM (WW6ok)
I'm wondering what percentage of Morons knows exactly what you're referencing here, down to caliber and bullet design.
Posted by: PabloD at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM (bgqvn)
I'd give it at least 85%.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM (g3OWe)
I'm going out on a limb and predict he'll say the red states that opened up are doomed.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:49 AM (ptqGC)
It's a win/win.
He's either incredibly right (see, I'm an expert) OR thank God I was wrong.
Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM (Ozpxd)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM (WW6ok)
==========
Don't knock fire. Fire purifies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM (LvTSG)
Posted by: creeper at May 14, 2020 10:55 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 14, 2020 10:55 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2020 10:55 AM (o2MD2)
I'm wondering what percentage of Morons knows exactly what you're referencing here, down to caliber and bullet design.
Posted by: PabloD at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM
raises hand
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2020 10:55 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: IrishEi at May 14, 2020 10:55 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:55 AM (HeZHF)
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Agree, we don't need a Secretary of Energy, let alone a Deputy Secretary
Posted by: SH at May 14, 2020 10:55 AM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:55 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: PabloD at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM (bgqvn)
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45 ACP. Original Combat load.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 10:56 AM (nw6Hr)
and it would be better just to end it now? Or, alternatively, that they
are the only sane person in a world full of FUCKING LUNATICS and it
would be better to end it now?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 14, 2020 10:53 AM (rWZ8Y)
I've been there. Not a good place to be. Hold on to the thought that it will not always be this hard. I keep a note by my bedside that says just that.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 14, 2020 10:56 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 10:21 AM (ptqGC)
________
A boot stamping on a human face -- forever.
Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 10:56 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: garrett
***********
Hey, I got a small sliver of wood stuck in my hand yesterday.
Maybe we should form a splinter group!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 14, 2020 10:56 AM (Fc5rx)
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue at May 14, 2020 10:56 AM (/h17O)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 14, 2020 10:55 AM (nRWPy)
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Acetone will work a lot faster.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 10:56 AM (nw6Hr)
NOT SEEEEF
So sick of Qween Karen and her public screeching.
I have a great plan for re-opening the country.
Ready?
Step 1 : OPEN THE DAMN COUNTRY
There is no step 2.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 14, 2020 10:56 AM (+QDTy)
Thanks to Obama.
Posted by: garrett
__________
Liar. The cost curve was bent, and you're now saving an extra $2500 per year.
You've got a real problem with this whole gratitude concept.
Posted by: Dr. Ponytail Douchebag at May 14, 2020 10:57 AM (9vQJW)
I'm wondering what percentage of Morons knows exactly what you're referencing here, down to caliber and bullet design.
Posted by: PabloD at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM (bgqvn)
.45 ACP semi wad cutter
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 14, 2020 10:57 AM (DjiZK)
Ready?
Step 1 : OPEN THE DAMN COUNTRY
There is no step 2.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - END THE LOCKDOWN : It's just a damn bug at May 14, 2020 10:56 AM (+QDTy)
Fucking GENIUS!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - China is asshoe! at May 14, 2020 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)
>Maybe we should form a splinter group!
Sure thing. Let me give you my digits.
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:57 AM (HeZHF)
Posted by: PabloD at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM (bgqvn)
Didn't, but guessed correctly.
Posted by: Deep State 910 at May 14, 2020 10:57 AM (qLs5f)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM (NWiLs)
230 grains at 850 fps > 115 grains at 1180 fps
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 14, 2020 10:58 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: garrett
***********
Hey, I got a small sliver of wood stuck in my hand yesterday.
Maybe we should form a splinter group!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 14, 2020 10:56 AM
***
Sounds like a thorny problem.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2020 10:58 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: PabloD at May 14, 2020 10:54 AM
raises hand
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2020 10:55 AM (DUIap)
Seriously. Gimme a tough one.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 14, 2020 10:58 AM (t+qrx)
I'm wondering what percentage of Morons knows exactly what you're referencing here, down to caliber and bullet design.
Posted by: PabloD
.45 acp FMJ Ball ammo.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 10:58 AM (xT+ue)
Except for the sections the lords, barons, and earls have decreed unopen.
Bummer.
Who knew there were so many levels of royalty here with the power of decree, and LEO to back them?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 14, 2020 10:58 AM (z79tQ)
She wrote that she was unable to call or visit us and she sent the letter as a way to keep in touch with us.
We have no clue who this woman is, we have never met her and have no idea on how she got the wife's name and address.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2020 10:44 AM (JUOKG)
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My wife and I received one of those. It was from Jehovah Witness.
Watchtower pamphlet included.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at May 14, 2020 10:48 AM
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Yep, that's what it is. Just looked at the back of the pamphlet and saw the JW.org mark.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2020 10:58 AM (JUOKG)
I don't know about Epsom Salts or PRID...might have to go to the store for that sort of thing.
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:58 AM (HeZHF)
We need a fucking $14B Manhattan Project to plumb the arcane depths and mysteries of HOW TO WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 14, 2020 10:59 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2020 10:59 AM (bCLt0)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 10:58 AM (xT+ue)
not even a tough one.
how about 124 gr @ 2470fps
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 14, 2020 11:00 AM (z79tQ)
I'm wondering what percentage of Morons knows exactly what you're referencing here, down to caliber and bullet design.
Posted by: PabloD
.45 acp FMJ Ball ammo.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 10:58 AM (xT+ue)
Heh heh. "Ball." Heh heh heh.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 14, 2020 11:00 AM (NWiLs)
Seriously. Gimme a tough one.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 14, 2020 10:58 AM (t+qrx)
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30 cal pistol round. Copper washed steel cased. Bullet cartridge with a shoulder. Travels 1800 fps.
Carteridge is......?
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 11:00 AM (nw6Hr)
AND not everyone will jam back into crowded spaces ... if they never shut down subways in the hottest of hot spots, how can they claim the right by XO to destroy a business and quarantine whole states? The Wisconsin court decision indicates such powers are not universal, and cannot be "arbitrary and capricious" (as they seem to be).
We need more decisions like Wisconsin, and I guess Trump is stuck with being a cheerleader for opening. Real Stats are also needed, not just the Gates/Fauci/Birx contrived global warming style models (all fake with a political/globalist agenda).
Posted by: illiniwek at May 14, 2020 11:00 AM (Cus5s)
The Lord High Executioner that Judge Sullivan has selected, well well well he worked with anti-Trump terrorist Weissman who was part of Frau Mueller's witch hunt team.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2020 11:00 AM (g3OWe)
Bummer.
Who knew there were so many levels of royalty here with the power of decree, and LEO to back them?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 14, 2020 10:58 AM (z79tQ)
I've seen Milwaukee and Dane counties. Are there more? Please tell me there aren't more. Lie if you have to.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 14, 2020 11:00 AM (lwiT4)
A Helpful Moron Posted this informative Video up above :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY2750fMSAA
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 11:00 AM (HeZHF)
and it would be better just to end it now? Or, alternatively, that they
are the only sane person in a world full of FUCKING LUNATICS and it
would be better to end it now?
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 14, 2020 10:53 AM
You do know this is the Horde, right?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 14, 2020 11:00 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: tubal at May 14, 2020 10:59 AM (bCLt0)
I treated a couple of my small locust trees to a heavy dose of Roundup last weekend. I think I fucked up their plan.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2020 11:00 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 11:01 AM (LvTSG)
-TJM, 3 years ago
"The CIA whacked Kennedy!"
-TJM, today
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 14, 2020 10:23 AM (LvTSG)
________
LOL. Rush has been opining that he now believes the Deep State set up GWB with their "weapons of mass destruction in Iraq" evidence.
[I personally still think Saddam had them but Bush warned him we were coming and gave him months to either exfiltrate them out of the country or otherwise bury/hide them.]
Posted by: ShainS at May 14, 2020 11:01 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: creeper at May 14, 2020 11:01 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2020 11:01 AM (JUOKG)
how about 124 gr @ 2470fps
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 14, 2020 11:00 AM (z79tQ)
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NATO 9mm
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 11:01 AM (nw6Hr)
Seriously. Gimme a tough one.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 14, 2020 10:58 AM (t+qrx)
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30 cal pistol round. Copper washed steel cased. Bullet cartridge with a shoulder. Travels 1800 fps.
Carteridge is......?
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 11:00 AM (nw6Hr)
7.62x25?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 14, 2020 11:01 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 14, 2020 11:01 AM (+7yf7)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2020 11:01 AM (DUIap)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 14, 2020 11:00 AM (z79tQ)
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NATO 9mm
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 11:01 AM (nw6Hr)
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scratch that... way too fast
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 11:01 AM (nw6Hr)
Ugh.
However, someone photographed a king snake near me. They're the good kind that eat the poisonous ones. So there's that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 11:01 AM (ptqGC)
7.62 x 25
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2020 11:01 AM (DUIap)
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MY MAN!!!!!!
*fistbump*
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 11:02 AM (nw6Hr)
But yeah, Rose Bush Throns are evil buggers.
Not quite Cholla, though.
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 11:02 AM (GbiLW)
Pre-1900.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2020 11:03 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 14, 2020 11:00 AM (z79tQ)
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Hmmm......30 carbine?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 14, 2020 11:03 AM (WEBkv)
Thanks to Obama.
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 10:52 AM (HeZHF)
~~~~~
Okay. A hot iron ought to do the trick.
Posted by: IrishEi at May 14, 2020 11:03 AM (sGotD)
I have a great plan for re-opening the country.
Ready?
Step 1 : OPEN THE DAMN COUNTRY
can't open the country. need money to open the country.
Posted by: Karenfornia at May 14, 2020 11:03 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: garrett at May 14, 2020 11:03 AM (GbiLW)
Posted by: garrett
***********
Hey, I got a small sliver of wood stuck in my hand yesterday.
Maybe we should form a splinter group!
Posted by: Muldoon at May 14, 2020 10:56 AM (Fc5rx)
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I managed to get a splinter in my foot last weekend and could not dig it out on my own. Went to the stand alone urgent care & it took 20 minutes for the professional to dig down to it. Hurt like heck but it was beginning to get hot/red.
On the plus side, the intake staff took the first 20 minutes of the appointment checking my symptoms and temperature and having me fill out a questionnaire on Wuhan flu. They were thrilled to hear that my problem was a straightforward splinter removal of an otherwise healthy person. They all wanted to be the one to help me.
Posted by: Boots at May 14, 2020 11:04 AM (oGBso)
Carteridge is......?
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 11:00 AM (nw6Hr)
Tokarev?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 14, 2020 11:04 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 14, 2020 11:04 AM (xT+ue)
7.62 x 25
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 14, 2020 11:01 AM (DUIap)
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MY MAN!!!!!!
*fistbump*
Posted by: fixerupper at May 14, 2020 11:02 AM (nw6Hr)
Hey, I got it first, dammit!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 14, 2020 11:05 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 14, 2020 11:00 AM (z79tQ)
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Hmmm......30 carbine?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 14, 2020 11:03 AM (WEBkv)
nyet. hint, that's a hint
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 14, 2020 11:05 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: hogmartin at May 14, 2020 11:06 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 14, 2020 11:05 AM (z79tQ)
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I saw it upthread.
Ah well.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 14, 2020 11:06 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Chris M at May 14, 2020 11:06 AM (eAZVt)
Yes.
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 14, 2020 11:07 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at May 14, 2020 11:08 AM (0CeRG)
I've quit going for walks on the paths around here. The snakes are
really, really out. Someone on Nextdoor said he saw a rattlesnake as
thick as a man's arm on one of the paths I walk. And people are
reporting their dogs being bitten by copperheads.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 11:01 AM (ptqGC)
Snakes fascinate me. Our area (SC) has copperheads but I've not seen one myself. I see black racers and rat snakes mostly.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 14, 2020 11:08 AM (H8QX8)
For splinters or irritated scratches not under a nail I go against doc wisdom and use bag balm with a bandage to draw out the splinter and infection. Maybe the doc that told me 'no ointment' was only talking about when stitches had been put in anyway.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 14, 2020 11:08 AM (T9Hmo)
Pre-1900.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2020 11:03 AM (o2MD2)
Mebbe the ol 30-30, probably enfield
Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 14, 2020 11:08 AM (z79tQ)
Does anyone else feel that they are going slowly mad and it would be
better just to end it now? Or, alternatively, that they are the only
sane person in a world full of FUCKING LUNATICS and it would be better
to end it now?
Affirmative.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 14, 2020 11:09 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 14, 2020 10:50 AM (dLLD6)
Underground MoMee!
No rules!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2020 11:13 AM (Dc2NZ)
No rules!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2020 11:13 AM (Dc2NZ)
*gets the Meat Lab stare*
Posted by: hogmartin at May 14, 2020 11:14 AM (t+qrx)
I've quit going for walks on the paths around here. The snakes are
really, really out. Someone on Nextdoor said he saw a rattlesnake as
thick as a man's arm on one of the paths I walk. And people are
reporting their dogs being bitten by copperheads.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 14, 2020 11:01 AM (ptqGC)
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Dear God. I would wear tall boots and a flamethrower.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 14, 2020 11:14 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Archer at May 14, 2020 11:23 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 14, 2020 10:19 AM (V2Yro)
hahahahaha
Posted by: m at May 14, 2020 11:36 AM (IIoSq)
Nope. MV too high.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 14, 2020 11:37 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: saf at May 14, 2020 11:49 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 14, 2020 04:01 PM (FLiOE)
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