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Lara Logan to Marie Harf: Shut the Fuck Up, You Stupid Fat-Fupa'd Thot


That is the gist of it, anyway.

Meanwhile, Buzzfeed Andrew "K-File" did his usual "reporting," which consists of running advanced searches on Twitter.

What a fucking superstar, huh? Is it too late to reopen the Pulitzer balloting?

It turns out that Kayleigh McEnany had not supported Trump in early 2015, and called him "not a serious candidate," a "showman," and "racist."

Here's her response to the gold-plated Googling of Buzzfeed Andrew.

kayleighmcenany

She then invited Buzzfeed Andrew to fire up his Advanced Twitter Search and write a "K-File" about prior inconsistent statements made on CNN by James Clapper, Susan Rice, etc.



Posted by: Ace at 02:01 PM




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1 St?

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at May 08, 2020 02:02 PM (eauMe)

2 Youtube video mentioned in last thread where mayor of Orland Park discusses his plan for reopening which they will be following because Pritzker is full of shit.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaphxbr6

Posted by: Methos at May 08, 2020 02:02 PM (kOpft)

3 Are the skulls almost to flashpoint?

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 08, 2020 02:03 PM (DjiZK)

4 Marie Harf is the Karen final boss.

Posted by: El Kabong at May 08, 2020 02:04 PM (datdl)

5
Oh hell I just posted a magnificent essay on the last thread.

Oh well, I'll take my willowing like a good girl and read the content.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 02:04 PM (G51Gf)

6 so the rumor goes that Marie Harf used to be so loud when Ben Rhodes was sticking it to her overseas that Secret Service agents worried about other parties hearing the sound and getting some tawdry intelligence from it.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:05 PM (PbpT7)

7 Oh hell I just posted a magnificent essay on the last thread.

Oh well, I'll take my willowing like a good girl and read the content.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Cut and paste it here too...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 02:05 PM (UUBmN)

8 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:05 PM (LvTSG)

9 The new Press Secretary is hot. Didn't she used to do pron?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 02:05 PM (JUOKG)

10 Puffy-faced coup wench!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 02:06 PM (bDqIh)

11 I mentioned Lara Logan Nood down thread. Everyone should be here soon, but disappointed.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 08, 2020 02:06 PM (DjiZK)

12 I am ABSOLUTELY in Love with Kayleigh !!

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 08, 2020 02:06 PM (Lrula)

13 This is your brain. This is your brain on CNN. Any questions?

Sorry, we're calling on you, Mr. Acosta.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 08, 2020 02:06 PM (ch6++)

14 Man, Republican sure do want to keep the women down, don't they?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:06 PM (LvTSG)

15
Marie Harf's face looks like she swallowed a nest of murder hornets and chewed on the queen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:07 PM (s2VJv)

16 I think Lara was very polite in not mentioning that a lot of Harf*s former coworkers might soon be able to give a detailed description of the underside of the bus. And hopefully prison.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at May 08, 2020 02:07 PM (eauMe)

17 I almost started smoking again after Lara dismantled Harf. Been waiting a long time for someone to take her down.

And no, she's not hot.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 02:07 PM (ZLI7S)

18 >>so the rumor goes that Marie Harf used to be so loud when Ben Rhodes was sticking it to her overseas that Secret Service agents worried about other parties hearing the sound and getting some tawdry intelligence from it.


Wait -- Ben has sex with women?!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 02:07 PM (bDqIh)

19 She watched CNN for four weeks? That must be a record for the delay of a flight.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2020 02:07 PM (YqDXo)

20 >>>Marie Harf's face looks like she swallowed a nest of murder hornets and chewed on the queen.

She looks like she was face down ass up and all the blood rushed to her puffy red sexface.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:07 PM (PbpT7)

21 If they are going after Kayleigh McEnany with these quotes - which would have been a DJT kill shot in earlier days - then the WHPC must be terrified of her.

They want her gone, yesterday.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2020 02:07 PM (iuFgi)

22 It's final: CNN is full of masochists. It's the only explanation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 02:07 PM (hYcqw)

23 >>>>6 so the rumor goes that Marie Harf used to be so loud when Ben Rhodes was sticking it to her overseas that Secret Service agents worried about other parties hearing the sound and getting some tawdry intelligence from it.

She kept screaming for Rhodes to give her a "Biden War Helmet".

Posted by: El Kabong at May 08, 2020 02:07 PM (datdl)

24 Chubby and Stupid is no way to go through life, Sacharine Tits.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2020 02:07 PM (G1vDf)

25 18 >>so the rumor goes that Marie Harf used to be so loud when Ben Rhodes was sticking it to her overseas that Secret Service agents worried about other parties hearing the sound and getting some tawdry intelligence from it.


Wait -- Ben has sex with women?!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 02:07 PM (bDqIh)


That was from page 32 of a screenplay he wrote that Harvey Weinstein rejected as too tasteless.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:08 PM (s2VJv)

26 Harf would a lot more tolerable if she shut the hell up and focused on sandwich-making. And got her glasses back. But mostly shutting up and making sandwiches.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 02:08 PM (hYcqw)

27 >>>Wait -- Ben has sex with women?!
Posted by: Lizzy

I know, the rumor has some holes in it.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:08 PM (PbpT7)

28 20 >>>Marie Harf's face looks like she swallowed a nest of murder hornets and chewed on the queen.

She looks like she was face down ass up and all the blood rushed to her puffy red sexface.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:07 PM (PbpT7)


I saw Puffy Red Sex Face open for Red Hot Chili Peppers at the Whiskey in '92.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:09 PM (s2VJv)

29 >>That was from page 32 of a screenplay he wrote that Harvey Weinstein rejected as too tasteless.


Would-be Holden Caufield Ben Rhodes.
ICK

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 02:09 PM (bDqIh)

30 To be kind. Marie Harf is way over her head next to Logan. I note she took the bitch slapping without saying a word. I think she get a DNC bonus for repeating the company line on Fox

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 02:09 PM (nz8WK)

31 Marie Harf looks like she queefs like a tuba filled with scrod.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:09 PM (PbpT7)

32 The Kayleigh presser was great. I was able to watch this one live.

I'm going to have to start watching them more now.

She's doing great. Not going to let them get away with their bs.

Everyone is fighting back.

MAGA
KAG

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 02:09 PM (x4XFu)

33 I think it has become apparent that a stone-cold bitch who takes no prisoners is appropriate for Trump's press secretary.

This was well done. So was Sanders. I have no idea if these women are bitches in real life, but they sure know how to crank it up when dealing the ankle-biters in the Press.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 02:10 PM (hYcqw)

34 I'd like to see Kayleigh and Lara Logan do stuff to each other.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2020 02:10 PM (YJ8cL)

35 15
Marie Harf's face looks like she swallowed a nest of murder hornets and chewed on the queen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:07 PM

That's a little unfair. You're describing Helen Thomas.

Posted by: Grimaldi at May 08, 2020 02:10 PM (Of/Uk)

36 Texas finally hit the grim milestone of 1000 deaths with COVID19. Of course, in the same time frame there have been 1050** deaths total from all causes including COVID19... for a state of about 30,000,000 that's a pretty low death rate over all.

**I may have made the total count up but I don't think I'm that far off///

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 02:10 PM (UUBmN)

37
If only Marie wore her Ashleigh Banfield I'm-smart-not-like-everyone-says prop glasses...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:10 PM (s2VJv)

38 The best they have is something she said in early 2015??? No one knew *anything* in early 2015. A lot of current hardcore Trump supporters were saying this kind of shit in *late 2016* and beyond.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 02:10 PM (/BUR0)

39 I swear all these skanks like Harf have posters of Ethel Rosenberg above their cages

Posted by: REDACTED at May 08, 2020 02:11 PM (tQbpU)

40 4 Marie Harf is the Karen final boss.
Posted by: El Kabong at May 08, 2020 02:04 PM (datdl)

*snort*

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2020 02:11 PM (Ez6QX)

41 I guess this just underlines: Think before you type/speak.

I also find it interesting:
-Everyone is supposedly allowed to 'define their own truth' and whatever that truth is now is to be completely accepted.

At the same time:
-Whatever you have said/did is forever and cannot be changed.

I find this interesting because as much as we are seeing that people are saying this is empowering and brave, it is still up to the collective to decide how to define YOU based on what it wants to do/present.

Huh. It is like the whole thing is just smoke and mirrors.

Paula, you are ill.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:11 PM (A5zUN)

42 Wow! I, uh, must . . . go and take care of a few things.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 08, 2020 02:11 PM (KnJdm)

43 The media's very concerned about OTHER people being consistent.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 08, 2020 02:11 PM (oVJmc)

44 Lara Logan is tough and smart. There's hope yet.

Posted by: azalea city at May 08, 2020 02:11 PM (WX+x0)

45 O/T Insty's reporting that one of Pence's aides has the Wuhan virus. Dems to throw a ticker tape parade in 3..2..1...

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 08, 2020 02:11 PM (O+I8R)

46 Marie Harf's face looks like she swallowed a nest of murder hornets and chewed on the queen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:07 PM (s2VJv)


heh.

Yes, she is so insulted that someone called her out on her lies.

The nerve!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 02:11 PM (x4XFu)

47 >> I think she get a DNC bonus for repeating the company line on Fox


Harf was part of Kerry's Iran Deal team.
I don't think being a puffy-faced idiot makes her hands clean after that.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (bDqIh)

48 TheQuietMan, if you're here. I got all excited thinking we were going to be free, but alas it was just more orders on how to be a slave. Still in lockdown.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (lwiT4)

49 Lara Logan is first class. Very hard for lazy lying Washington whores to understand or deal with.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (H8QX8)

50 Remember when Ace would riff on Harf and Psaki as being sorority sisters? Good times.

Also, Harf has always had a face made for radio, but more so without her glasses. Yeesh.

Posted by: Blutarski at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (VNfwt)

51 War of words might make one feel good but they are useless in fixing anything . At best they are a prelude. I'm over the talking part but am grateful that others still have the energy. The most I can muster is discussing frustrations with like minded people.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (cJswI)

52 O/T Insty's reporting that one of Pence's aides has the Wuhan virus. Dems to throw a ticker tape parade in 3..2..1...
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 08, 2020 02:11 PM (O+I8R)


Not only are they tested all the time, but I am sure they are getting the cocktails to stave off the virus.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (x4XFu)

53 I suppose I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. A lot of anti-Trump people sincerely changed their minds as events developed. I was one, for instance.

But I'm also sure a lot of GOP rats jumped the sinking establishment ship to get a bite of that delicious MAGA cheese... so I keep a watchful eye on them. Particularly FOX types, who often turn out to be worthless (I'm looking at you Megyn).

*gives Kayleigh the side-eye*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (YaoJR)

54 I'm seriously considering day drinking.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (lwiT4)

55 Kayleigh Kayleigh Kayleigh

The restraining order has GOT to go.

Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (T09ml)

56 wow

Lara Logan went full Murder Hornet on puffy sweater bimbo

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (G546f)

57 I prefer angry black chick with a mask versus angry black chick without a mask.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (A7lT5)

58 Yes, she is so insulted that someone called her out on her lies.

The nerve!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 02:11 PM (x4XFu)

She tried to make a joke out of it. Logan just rolled over her.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (H8QX8)

59

It should not be forgotten that Lara Logan was on the receiving end of Obama foreign policy that Marie Harf used to pimp in Tahrir Square in Cairo.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:13 PM (s2VJv)

60 Marie Harf has a bad case of Field Hockey Neck.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:13 PM (PbpT7)

61 Harf looks like she's sitting on Joe Biden's fingers.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 08, 2020 02:13 PM (oVJmc)

62 Oh hell I just posted a magnificent essay on the last thread.

Oh well, I'll take my willowing like a good girl and read the content.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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Cut and paste it here too...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 02:05 PM (UUBmN)

make sure you put it in word first, to um... get the formatting right...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 08, 2020 02:13 PM (8D42x)

63 Harvey Weinstein wouldn't touch Marie Harf with Bill Cosby's dick.


Joe Biden might.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2020 02:13 PM (pxDdN)

64 9 The new Press Secretary is hot. Didn*t she used to do pron?

She may be wearing clothes, but by my definition she*s doing pron right now.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at May 08, 2020 02:13 PM (eauMe)

65 wow

Lara Logan went full Murder Hornet on puffy sweater bimbo
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (G546f)



OUT: Honey Badger (nooooooooooo!)
In: Murder Hornet

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 02:14 PM (x4XFu)

66 She looks like she was face down ass up and all the blood rushed to her puffy red sexface.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:07 PM (PbpT7)
Harf has butter face

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 08, 2020 02:14 PM (DjiZK)

67 These days seem to be great.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 08, 2020 02:14 PM (E+OcO)

68 Video no-playee.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 08, 2020 02:14 PM (+7yf7)

69 'Babs' Harf

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 08, 2020 02:14 PM (oVJmc)

70 >>>Harf has butter face

butterface implies a good body. She doesn't have a good body.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:14 PM (PbpT7)

71 I had Marie Harf, but she couldn't handle that I had bigger tits.

Posted by: HardRockNick at May 08, 2020 02:14 PM (r+sAi)

72 67 These days seem to be great.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 08, 2020 02:14 PM (E+OcO)

=========

And yesterday morning started so depressingly with nothing but shutdown talk.

Things picked up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:14 PM (LvTSG)

73 Don't make me choose between Kayleigh and Lara. I mean it's Kayleigh but please don't make me choose.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 02:14 PM (/BUR0)

74 Media, if it hurts when you do it, why do you keep doing it? The lady is a buzzsaw!

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2020 02:15 PM (n/x6m)

75 War of words might make one feel good but they are useless in fixing anything . At best they are a prelude. I'm over the talking part but am grateful that others still have the energy. The most I can muster is discussing frustrations with like minded people.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (cJswI)
+++++++++++++++
Here's how I view it. Maybe there are prosecutions that matter. Maybe. If there are, maybe there are convictions. Even more of a maybe. I doubt either happen. I am a pessimist on this topic and will happily dance a jig if I am wrong and proclaim how wrong I was.

But even if it turns out like I think it will and that there are no consequences for the evildoers, this has still been helpful. It sets the stage for what I should be doing - disengaging, removing as much of my mandate as I can, and keeping my head on a swivel for if the system decides to grind me into dog meat for its own purposes.

The exposure - even if it leads to nothing - has been valuable. I now know what kind of place I'm living in.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 02:15 PM (hYcqw)

76 >>It should not be forgotten that Lara Logan was on the receiving end of Obama foreign policy that Marie Harf used to pimp in Tahrir Square in Cairo.

LL has always been a pretty down the middle reporter but after her assault in Egypt she came back with a vengeance. She is fearless.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 02:15 PM (ZLI7S)

77
Posted by: HardRockNick at May 08, 2020 02:14 PM (r+sAi)

I do find it funny that such a 'bodybuilder' has such a fat face.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 08, 2020 02:15 PM (oVJmc)

78

Harf all you want, but Jen Psaki pstill psucks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:15 PM (s2VJv)

79 What is that fighting back thing?

I was told by Our Betters that it was terrible and awful and ebil and beneath the dignity and the blahs.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 08, 2020 02:15 PM (GbPPJ)

80 49 Lara Logan is first class. Very hard for lazy lying Washington whores to understand or deal with.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (H8QX

It is hard not to respect the lady. She has actually been through diversity and hardship and is still out there when you could understand if she just wanted to curl up somewhere and let this shit burn.

This is actually the kind of strength all of these other assholes just talk about.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:15 PM (A5zUN)

81 I almost started smoking again after Lara dismantled Harf. Been waiting a long time for someone to take her down.

And no, she's not hot.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 02:07 PM (ZLI7S)


Was it Rupert's retarded brats who hired Harf after snorting blow off their new stepmom's ass? That would explain a lot, but don't tell Paul Ryan.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2020 02:15 PM (y7DUB)

82 Brutally great answer to the CNN attempt to burn Kayleigh. I mean a longer form would be something like "nobody knew what Trump was like except the media portrayal, and as we learned the truth, we changed our minds" but yeah, that does the job perfectly.

But the Lara/Harff thing... much less powerful and effective than I expected. No actual refutation, no actual data, no proof, just "you said this, I say that" opinion bits. Lara Logan is telling the truth here but that doesn't come across very potently in the exchange.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 02:15 PM (KZzsI)

83 When they cut back out to the view of all five, Harf looked like her face had just been pressed to the inside of an inner city rotting sushi restaurant dumpster.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 02:15 PM (/BUR0)

84 >>>Harf has butter face

butterface implies a good body. She doesn't have a good body.

Posted by: ace
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oooooo... an ace burn!!!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 02:15 PM (UUBmN)

85 76 >>It should not be forgotten that Lara Logan was on the receiving end of Obama foreign policy that Marie Harf used to pimp in Tahrir Square in Cairo.

LL has always been a pretty down the middle reporter but after her assault in Egypt she came back with a vengeance. She is fearless.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 02:15 PM (ZLI7S)

=========

She's also ceased to be a real woman because of this interaction.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:16 PM (LvTSG)

86 God, this is all High School.

High School never fucking ends.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 02:16 PM (ifmtJ)

87 Marie Harf looks like she'll be an entire male lacrosse team's deathbed regret.

Posted by: El Kabong at May 08, 2020 02:16 PM (datdl)

88 Lara Logan is f@cking hot, in a sexual way.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2020 02:16 PM (YJ8cL)

89 To be fair, Marie wasn't wearing her "smart" glasses.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:16 PM (ptqGC)

90 Boy, those WH Press Corps maggots sure are focused on getting relevant, meaningful information out to their stupid viewers, aren't they?

They must spend all their working hours plotting out new ways to ding Trump, focusing their monster superior intellects on digging up shit so they can fling a GOTCHA at the press secretary. BAZIIIIING!!!

High five, man!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 02:16 PM (cuKeo)

91 54
I'm seriously considering day drinking.


Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (lwiT4)

You can't drink all day, unless you start in the morning

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 02:16 PM (nz8WK)

92 Kayleigh McEnany - the next Mrs. Ace of Spades?

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at May 08, 2020 02:16 PM (kBcfH)

93 Karen Harf is a Karen's Karen.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 08, 2020 02:17 PM (pw+jk)

94 The beauty of what Logan is did is to impersonally personalize it. This is something we rarely if ever do. She said, explicitly, that not a truthful thing came out of Harf's mouth. Very important difference from saying "I disagree with you." You've got to bring the pain of personal humiliation. These are not college debates, they're life and death matters.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 08, 2020 02:17 PM (H8QX8)

95 Then, Marie demanded to speak to Lara's manager.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:17 PM (ptqGC)

96 Jeebus, I am not quite awake. 'Adversity' not 'Diversity'. Been watching too much youtube, I am turning into a moron.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:17 PM (A5zUN)

97
If they are going after Kayleigh McEnany with these quotes - which would
have been a DJT kill shot in earlier days - then the WHPC must be
terrified of her.



They want her gone, yesterday.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2020 02:07 PM


Her dad can beat up their dads.

Posted by: Bert G at May 08, 2020 02:17 PM (OMsf+)

98 87 Marie Harf looks like she'll be an entire male lacrosse team's deathbed regret.
Posted by: El Kabong at May 08, 2020 02:16 PM (datdl)


"Pfft."

- - 5th Fleets Memoir About Sandra Fluke

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:17 PM (s2VJv)

99 butterface implies a good body. She doesn't have a good body.





Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:14 PM (PbpT7)

I've quarantined for 6 weeks, standards are way down. Way down.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 08, 2020 02:17 PM (DjiZK)

100 HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF!!!!

Posted by: A Sea Lion at May 08, 2020 02:17 PM (cuKeo)

101 I love seeing the press forced to wear masks when the finally have a chance to be photographed. It amuses me.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 02:17 PM (A7lT5)

102 I suppose I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. A lot of anti-Trump people sincerely changed their minds as events developed. I was one, for instance.

But I'm also sure a lot of GOP rats jumped the sinking establishment ship to get a bite of that delicious MAGA cheese... so I keep a watchful eye on them. Particularly FOX types, who often turn out to be worthless (I'm looking at you Megyn).

*gives Kayleigh the side-eye*
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (YaoJR)


Whatever Kayleigh's past, she's been making material contributions to the Trump administration, which is more than can be said of a few people *cough* Lindsey Graham *cough cough*

By their fruits shall ye know them.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2020 02:18 PM (pxDdN)

103
Be careful uttering the word "Harf". You may be subjected to mandatory COVID testing.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2020 02:18 PM (Fc5rx)

104 Stopping leftists like Marie Harf from constantly slandering Trump, Flynn and all who believe in freedom and America as founded is not the hill to die on.

Posted by: The GOP at May 08, 2020 02:18 PM (/BUR0)

105 "Thot" does not mean what I thought it meant, apparently.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2020 02:18 PM (Ez6QX)

106
The Liar Left is truly living in an alternate universe, an alternate reality.

For 4 years now, it started after PDT and Melania came down the escalator.

Lies, half-truths, nonsense, and hate, and an extra dash of hate, all combined and served up as a giant chit stew.

And they have been eating that stew for 4 years now.


Many on the left look a lot like an animal infected with rabies.

Rabies. There is no coming back from rabies, in case you didn't know.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2020 02:18 PM (sy5kK)

107 My late cat used to sometimes harf up a hairball.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:18 PM (ptqGC)

108 92 Kayleigh McEnany - the next Mrs. Ace of Spades?
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at May 08, 2020 02:16 PM (kBcfH)


Top "shelf" (nudge-nudge wink-wink)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:18 PM (s2VJv)

109 LL has always been a pretty down the middle reporter but after her assault in Egypt she came back with a vengeance. She is fearless.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 02:15 PM (ZLI7S)


She was sold out by those dicknoses at CBS, or whatever dogshit network didn't give her enough muscle around those feral vermin.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2020 02:18 PM (y7DUB)

110 Anybody else having trouble getting the Lara Logan/Harfball video to play?

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 08, 2020 02:18 PM (O+I8R)

111 Kayleigh is happily married and the mother of a five m.o. baby.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:19 PM (ptqGC)

112
Hit back and make it hurt.

I like the way she plays.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 08, 2020 02:19 PM (KATBx)

113 100 HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF!!!!
Posted by: A Sea Lion at May 08, 2020 02:17 PM (cuKeo)


Sounds like Oddball's dog impersonation...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:19 PM (s2VJv)

114 You've got to bring the pain of personal humiliation. These are not college debates, they're life and death matters.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 08, 2020 02:17 PM (H8QX

This. It is the thing that in ancient days would prompt a duel, as a Man's word is important. It is WHO he is.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:19 PM (A5zUN)

115 She may be wearing clothes, but by my definition she*s doing pron right now.
Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at May 08, 2020 02:13 PM (eauMe)

She's wearing a leather corset and stompy boots behind that podium

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 08, 2020 02:19 PM (G546f)

116 The Press is the No. 1 domestic enemy in this country. Everything bad happening in the country flows from it and its unapologetic cover for the Democrat Party. I don't want a conservative or Republican Party press. All I want is a neutral, Joe Friday "nothing but the facts" press and all the evil that is in the Left/Democrat Party disappears overnight. Because their evil can't stand the light of day. It lives and thrives in the shadows, contrary to what the Washington Post hypocritically states about Democracy dying in darkness all the while doing everything it can to bury the truth in those shadows.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at May 08, 2020 02:19 PM (j42ZK)

117 All charges dropped against Flynn.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2020 02:19 PM (YJ8cL)

118 Had not forgotten about Ms Logan's Cairo assault but she must have a boat load of faith. Glad she came through intact and that she has this job. Good on Fox.

Posted by: azalea city at May 08, 2020 02:19 PM (WX+x0)

119 I'm seriously considering day drinking.


Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (lwiT4)



Hey it's Friday, go for it!! I did! *hic*

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 08, 2020 02:19 PM (jjaLl)

120 Harf would not have been a hog night dare even if I had to buy drinks for months.

Posted by: BluesFish at May 08, 2020 02:20 PM (vhkuJ)

121 Ben found her at Ashley Madison.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at May 08, 2020 02:20 PM (QRL8P)

122 105 "Thot" does not mean what I thought it meant, apparently.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2020 02:18 PM (Ez6QX)

*snicker* What did you think it meant? *arch*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:20 PM (A5zUN)

123 Marie Harf looks like she did a lot of cheerleaders' homework in high school.

Posted by: El Kabong at May 08, 2020 02:20 PM (datdl)

124 Lara Logan is brave, strong, and honest.

Qualities Marie Hairball will never understand.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:20 PM (ptqGC)

125 She's wearing a leather corset and stompy boots behind that podium
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 08, 2020 02:19 PM (G546f)

And just like that, the 'ettes have the place to themselves for a while.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2020 02:20 PM (Ez6QX)

126 Can we get a clarification of the definition of a 'butterface'?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2020 02:20 PM (Fc5rx)

127 TheQuietMan, if you're here. I got all excited
thinking we were going to be free, but alas it was just more orders on
how to be a slave. Still in lockdown.


Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (lwiT4)


Sorry to see that. There has to be more open revolts. East Peoria IL reopened last Friday and Jabba has done nothing yet. Although the mayor of East Peoria said a number of businesses didn't reopen for fear of losing their state license. That's probably how Fatso is trying to keep people in line.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 02:21 PM (H6pBf)

128 To quote Hitchcock; a lady in the drawing room and a whore in the bedroom.

Posted by: azalea city at May 08, 2020 02:21 PM (WX+x0)

129 >>It should not be forgotten that Lara Logan was on the receiving end of Obama foreign policy that Marie Harf used to pimp in Tahrir Square in Cairo.


I watched that interview she gave about what happened there. It's nightmare fuel. If I was a relative of hers, I would never forgive anyone in the Obama WH.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2020 02:21 PM (pxDdN)

130


EducatėdHillbilly @RobProvince

I've seen it, now you have to....


https://tinyurl.com/yd6haxwz

oh man

Hot Cup of Joe

just no

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 02:21 PM (x4XFu)

131 What's the problem... Aren't the Democrats famous for "evolving" their opinions? So Kayleigh "evolved'.

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:21 PM (Zmnko)

132 My money is on Harf having taken over from Psaki on riding Kerry's mainsail.

Rhodes was just a cover story.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2020 02:21 PM (2Q5aC)

133 With her glasses, Marie looks cute in an annoying way. Without them she just looks annoying.

Posted by: Caliban at May 08, 2020 02:21 PM (QE8X6)

134 126 Can we get a clarification of the definition of a 'butterface'?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2020 02:20 PM (Fc5rx)

Second look at a pinned style quide?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:21 PM (A5zUN)

135 Can we get a clarification of the definition of a 'butterface'?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2020 02:20 PM (Fc5rx)


But, her face.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:21 PM (ptqGC)

136
Here's another retort:

"How about that Trump? He can convert even Never Trumpers like I used to be."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 02:21 PM (G51Gf)

137 Mmmm. Corset.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 02:21 PM (cuKeo)

138 122 105 "Thot" does not mean what I thought it meant, apparently.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2020 02:18 PM (Ez6QX)

*snicker* What did you think it meant? *arch*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:20 PM (A5zUN)

I thought it meant "That Hottie Over There." So I was confused that Ace used it as an insult.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2020 02:22 PM (Ez6QX)

139 Oh hell I just posted a magnificent essay on the last thread.
Oh well, I'll take my willowing like a good girl and read the content.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

----

Cut and paste it here too...
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 02:05 PM (UUBmN)


Put it in MS Word first and purty up the formatting real good. Then cut and paste it here...

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 08, 2020 02:22 PM (YqED9)

140 Where are her stupid glasses?

I didn't even know who she was without them.

Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2020 02:22 PM (Ed8Zd)

141 Lara was literally fearless in A-stan. She sought out quite dangerous activities (reporting tasks that took her into danger) regularly, and was nearly killed.

Somehow I'd missed her entirely, one day she showed up in my operation, and it was a major accomplishment to even respond to her (unfortunately somewhat dumb, for the situation) question, instead of just standing there in shock - that's how hot she was.

This was before Cairo and a while ago. The South African accent just made the rubble bounce in terms of "wow".

Posted by: rhomboid at May 08, 2020 02:22 PM (El6T/)

142 Holy shit that Senate Dem stimulus plan.

Posted by: $50 TRILLION DEBT at May 08, 2020 02:22 PM (4Q1w7)

143 >>Can we get a clarification of the definition of a 'butterface'?


Min. 1 Bagger.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2020 02:22 PM (G1vDf)

144 I watched that interview she gave about what happened there. It's nightmare fuel. If I was a relative of hers, I would never forgive anyone in the Obama WH.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2020 02:21 PM (pxDdN)

'Nuke them til they glow' would be a starting point, not an end.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:22 PM (A5zUN)

145 >>Anybody else having trouble getting the Lara Logan/Harfball video to play?

Open the tweet on another tab and then it plays.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 02:22 PM (bDqIh)

146 They left out Occidentalphobia

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2020 02:23 PM (3aI0K)

147 sheesh, Harf needs to put those glasses back on, she has a horseface

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2020 02:23 PM (M+Lyo)

148 6 so the rumor goes that Marie Harf used to be so loud when Ben Rhodes was sticking it to her overseas that Secret Service agents worried about other parties hearing the sound and getting some tawdry intelligence from it.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:05 PM (PbpT7)


But Marie was 27, and as a worshiper of Ben Rhodes, there was no information in her mind worth worrying about.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2020 02:23 PM (sy5kK)

149 I am noticing a certain testiness about the Trump spokespeople and sympathetic media. Almost as if a certain order had been given by a Sith Emperor.

I wonder what could have happened recently to account for this?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Poetry Power! Sonnets of the Shut-Ins Available at The Outrage Outlet! at May 08, 2020 02:23 PM (75OeF)

150 God Bless Lara Logan for many reasons. She has been to hell and back and lived to tell the tale.

Posted by: Cheri at May 08, 2020 02:23 PM (oiNtH)

151 I liked the original headline.


Dan Bongino's podcast is lit AF today, as you might imagine. Give a listen.

Posted by: Ex-Prez'nit Cock-Curious, AKA The Emperor Shit Midas at May 08, 2020 02:23 PM (wPrvZ)

152 I thought it meant "That Hottie Over There." So I was confused that Ace used it as an insult.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2020 02:22 PM (Ez6QX)

Ah. Well, you were three quarters right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:23 PM (A5zUN)

153 I haven't seen Harfball in a long time. I didn't recognize her! She's rocking a Breck girl hairdo here. Plus, she looks smarter with her prop glasses.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 08, 2020 02:23 PM (O+I8R)

154
Oh hell I just posted a magnificent essay on the last thread.

Oh well, I'll take my willowing like a good girl and read the content.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
----
Cut and paste it here too...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 02:05 PM (UUBmN)

make sure you put it in word first, to um... get the formatting right...
Posted by: SturmToddler

=======

Hey, I've got it. I'll do all that on the FIRST post of the next thread. Enough of 20i9i-22tuj8$(#$){#

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 02:23 PM (G51Gf)

155 Sorry to see that. There has to be more open revolts. East Peoria IL reopened last Friday and Jabba has done nothing yet. Although the mayor of East Peoria said a number of businesses didn't reopen for fear of losing their state license. That's probably how Fatso is trying to keep people in line.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 02:21 PM (H6pBf)


Any way cities and counties could reissue business licenses on their own authority?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2020 02:24 PM (pxDdN)

156 Mollie Hemingway doing work : https://tinyurl.com/y9dvt5pg

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2020 02:24 PM (YJ8cL)

157 Who on earth finds Ben Rhodes hot?


He should be collecting trash on the side of the road in an orange jumpsuit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:24 PM (ptqGC)

158 Karen: I'd like to speak to the manager

Clerk: Hey Kaylee-this customer wants to talk to you

Karen: *runs away*

Posted by: Miklos, with plausible scenario at May 08, 2020 02:24 PM (QzkSJ)

159 Harf rhymes with Barf... Nuff' said

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:24 PM (Zmnko)

160 NY Slime STILL has not covered Shitface document release

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 02:24 PM (nz8WK)

161 Can we get a clarification of the definition of a 'butterface'?


I have a collection of internet pictures that illustrate it nicely.

Posted by: A Sea Lion at May 08, 2020 02:24 PM (cuKeo)

162 *gives Kayleigh the side-eye*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (YaoJR)

I'm annoyed she used the word racist but she is young and even *I* was skeptical of Trump in early 2015.
PLUS if she was supporting another candidate early on, you do say those things to promote your own guy. The DNCmedia likes to pretend that thigns like primaries don't make people say crazy things about the other candidates. Just like they pretend other basic truths away and make us chase them all around like a laser pointer.

Everything I've ever heard from Kayleigh is rock solid. She gets a big beautiful pass from me.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 02:25 PM (/BUR0)

163 With her glasses, Marie looks cute in an annoying way. Without them she just looks annoying.
Posted by: Caliban at May 08, 2020 02:21 PM (QE8X6)


She looks like she's just about to be turned into veal.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2020 02:25 PM (y7DUB)

164 God Bless Lara Logan for many reasons. She has been to hell and back and lived to tell the tale.

--

She amazes me. She was so brutally, viciously sexually assaulted by those Religion of Pieces maggots. So many women would've thrown in the towel and retreated from everything. She's a strong, admirable lady. I have huge respect for her.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 08, 2020 02:25 PM (O+I8R)

165 >>>I thought it meant "That Hottie Over There." So I was confused that Ace used it as an insult.

It means that HO over there. It means a dipshit bimbo and slut.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:25 PM (PbpT7)

166 Why would someone assume Kayleigh did porn? Because she's attractive? I guess it was just their hope.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2020 02:25 PM (bW1Yb)

167 Pinniped sock off

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 02:25 PM (cuKeo)

168 They left out Occidentalphobia
Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2020 02:23 PM (3aI0K)
++++++++++++
Uh, the problem with Republicans is that their phobias are deliberate. Calling them "accidental" is a lie.

Posted by: AOC at May 08, 2020 02:25 PM (hYcqw)

169 I'm in love with Laura Logan, I love her accent

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2020 02:25 PM (M+Lyo)

170 The Logan take down of Harf was sweet. Made my day.

Posted by: itsacookbook at May 08, 2020 02:26 PM (yPxXc)

171 'Member Watergate?

I do, and I cannot remember any furious flurries of spinning and lying coming from anyone in the press, or from Republicans, to support Nixon, when it all got as far as we've reached with this Russia Russia Trump thing.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 08, 2020 02:26 PM (+fPHo)

172 NY Slime STILL has not covered Shitface document release

But it's wall to wall coverage of a murder in Georgia that happened months ago

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:26 PM (Zmnko)

173 Marie Harff is exhibit A in what I call young cute. Girls who look good because they look youthful but will not when they get older.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 02:26 PM (KZzsI)

174 Wait, Fat,

Don't the FBI NOTES say that FLYNN did NOT lie and the FBI saw no evidence of lying?.
While their stated goal was to GET FLYNN TO LIE, or admit a criminal act in order to get him fired, they initially concluded that did NOT happen.

He basically said he didn't remember the specifics of the conversation but didn't think anything substantive about sanctions came up.
So investigation was over Logan Act?

Only after Page and Strozk got to massage the 302s over a period of weeks did this suddenly change.

Someone needs to ask Fat and her shrieking liberal soy friends whether they believe in the Innocence Project or that anyone ever pleads guilty even though they are innocent.

Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2020 02:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

175 Actually it's well known that converts are better at preaching the gospel than those who grow up in the faith.

Ex-smokers are the absolute worst about shaming smokers.

So our new press secretary had an epiphany at some point, and realized she had been lied to, and has converted to the Trump Train as it were.

She's awesome up on that podium, throwing thunderbolts at the dweebs in the press.

Posted by: Boots at May 08, 2020 02:26 PM (oGBso)

176 >>I am noticing a certain testiness about the Trump spokespeople and sympathetic media. Almost as if a certain order had been given by a Sith Emperor.

>>I wonder what could have happened recently to account for this?

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 02:26 PM (ZLI7S)

177 I think quite a few of us here had our doubts about Trump way back.

I was slow to get on the Trump train, but I did, I'm happy, and I'm staying on for the ride all the way through till 2024.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:26 PM (ptqGC)

178 >>I'm in love with Laura Logan, I love her accent


I love her accents, as well.

They really accent her sweaters.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2020 02:26 PM (G1vDf)

179 Harf's only redeeming quality was her sweater puppies, and the internet can give you those with the sound off.

Posted by: Roy at May 08, 2020 02:26 PM (Ti+Tv)

180 Sounds like Oddball*s dog impersonation...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Nah , it sounds like his other dog impression.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at May 08, 2020 02:26 PM (eauMe)

181 So, I prostrated myself in front of my three "besties"
these are women I've spent many, many friday happy hours with.

I begged them to allow me to join them in someone's backyard (I work up in their part of the city on Fridays) sit six feet apart and have a cocktail with them.

nope.

they have families and dogs. I have a cat. They know I am struggling.

and they don't care.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 02:27 PM (d7Ww2)

182 >> Marie Harff is exhibit A in what I call young cute. Girls who look good because they look youthful but will not when they get older.


Grandma once told my sister :

Every flower blooms once, but not forever.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2020 02:27 PM (G1vDf)

183 I'd like to see a tag team of press secretaries, Kayleigh, Lara and Tammy Bruce.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 08, 2020 02:27 PM (H8QX8)

184 Lara Logan is awesome there.

Also, she is a perfect example of what is so very wrong with #MeToo. Blasey-Ford is a hero, called brave for vague recollections of an alleged drunk kiss vs. a woman who has survived a horrific ordeal whose own employer and colleagues collectively turned their backs on almost immediately because it contradicted their narrative. #Courage

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 02:27 PM (bDqIh)

185
they have families and dogs. I have a cat. They know I am struggling.

and they don't care.

You need better "besties."

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:27 PM (Zmnko)

186 Any way cities and counties could reissue business licenses on their own authority?
Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2020 02:24 PM (pxDdN)


No. Probably the best recourse the businesses have is if their license to operate is pulled the tax revenue they generate is also lost. At some point that is going to factor in, but I don't think we are there yet.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 08, 2020 02:28 PM (VThjQ)

187 179 Harf's only redeeming quality was her sweater puppies, and the internet can give you those with the sound off.
=============

THIS

Posted by: Pliney at May 08, 2020 02:28 PM (nzKWW)

188 Grandma once told my sister :

Every flower blooms once, but not forever.
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2020 02:27 PM (G1vDf)



Grandma was wise beyond her years.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 02:28 PM (cuKeo)

189 I like how Marie stacked up some books behind her to make her look smart.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:28 PM (ptqGC)

190 >>nope.


These Friends are not your Friends.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2020 02:28 PM (G1vDf)

191 in some somber economic news, we're now officially back to 1933 unemployment levels. This is why I opposed these shutdown right from the start, this result was inevitable.
I wish I could say we would enjoy a quick rebound, but I honestly can't see it. Ending the virus scare is stopping the bleeding, but a real recovery is going to take several years. We've done an incredible amount of damage to this country over the last 8 weeks, and it isn't going away with the wave of a hand.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 02:28 PM (V2Yro)

192 Ex-smokers are the absolute worst about shaming smokers.

Posted by: Boots at May 08, 2020 02:26 PM (oGBso)

You know, I have found myself not a very good evangelist for the cause of non-smoking. This year will be... 9 years in August and yet, last night AOP mentioned 50 count cigarette tins and all of a sudden, I had a very strong craving. I was getting the full thing. Almost smelling them.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:28 PM (A5zUN)

193 Rhodes is the guy working the local pron shop counter on the edge of town.

Posted by: azalea city at May 08, 2020 02:29 PM (WX+x0)

194 4 bagger.
2 for her in case one of them breaks.
1 for you incase both of hers break.
1 for anybody that mistakenly walks in because you know for general health and welfare.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 08, 2020 02:29 PM (pw+jk)

195 'm seriously considering day drinking.


Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:12 PM (lwiT4)



Hey it's Friday, go for it!! I did! *hic*
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 08, 2020 02:19 PM (jjaLl)

Its Friday already? O my. I lost a day.

Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2020 02:29 PM (Ed8Zd)

196 Marie Harf looks like she can taste the difference between Astroglide and KY.

Posted by: El Kabong at May 08, 2020 02:29 PM (bBWfY)

197

I cute kid shot.

jon gabriel @exjon

not saying the kids are bored but...

https://tinyurl.com/y8gcj9jd

I think Jon used to lurk here.

cute video

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 02:29 PM (x4XFu)

198 190 >>nope.


These Friends are not your Friends.
Posted by: garrett

they were for 30 years. through divorce and cancer and heart attacks.

but not covid19

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 02:29 PM (d7Ww2)

199 I wish I could say we would enjoy a quick rebound, but I honestly can't see it. Ending the virus scare is stopping the bleeding, but a real recovery is going to take several years. We've done an incredible amount of damage to this country over the last 8 weeks, and it isn't going away with the wave of a hand.


What we need now is for the Germans to bomb Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 02:30 PM (cuKeo)

200 Every flower blooms once, but not forever.
Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2020 02:27 PM (G1vDf)

Grandma was wise beyond her years.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 02:28 PM (cuKeo)

Unless you are Jane Seymour, then it might as well be forever.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:30 PM (A5zUN)

201 I begged them to allow me to join them in someone's backyard (I work up
in their part of the city on Fridays) sit six feet apart and have a
cocktail with them.



nope.



Nurse - they wouldn't even sit outside with you? Outside?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:30 PM (lwiT4)

202 Lara Logan did a show on Fox Nation about the Covington kids.


I've been tempted to subscribe for her shows, as much as anything.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)

203 they have families and dogs. I have a cat. They know I am struggling.

and they don't care.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 02:27 PM (d7Ww2)

Oh EFF those bitches! You can come see me whenever you want. Or I'll come to you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2020 02:30 PM (Ez6QX)

204
so the rumor goes that Marie Harf used to be so loud when Ben Rhodes was sticking it to her overseas that Secret Service agents worried about other parties hearing the sound and getting some tawdry intelligence from it.

------

Hmmmm... I don't buy this. Sure, unqualified nepots with high-level access like Ben certainly divulge actionable intel to their braindead side-pieces. But not literally during the throes of passion.

"Oh yeah baby! Tell me about that Iran Echo Chamber, it makes me SO hot" is not something that happened.

My guess is that she is a dumb, loud drunk bitch that never shuts the fuck up, ever, in her life, and the Secret Service had to follow her around with a Silence Truncheon to close that trap of hers when she got too wordy about the SCOAMF's bidness.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2020 02:30 PM (5jaxN)

205 I'm sure Kellyanne Conway had a few choice words about Trump before she started working for him.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 02:31 PM (cJswI)

206 >>Unless you are Jane Seymour, then it might as well be forever.


No kidding!

I'd still crawl through 1/2 mile of broken glass to sniff her farts through a screened door.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2020 02:31 PM (G1vDf)

207 So, I prostrated myself in front of my three "besties"
these are women I've spent many, many friday happy hours with.

I begged them to allow me to join them in someone's backyard (I work up in their part of the city on Fridays) sit six feet apart and have a cocktail with them.

nope.

they have families and dogs. I have a cat. They know I am struggling.

and they don't care.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 02:27 PM (d7Ww2)


Why would they do that?? Because you're a nurse and "exposed"?

Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2020 02:31 PM (Ed8Zd)

208 Its Friday already? O my. I lost a day.

Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2020 02:29 PM (Ed8Zd)



Easy to do under the circumstances, innit?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:31 PM (lwiT4)

209 Garbage in garbage out.

That's Kayleigh's defense. Reasonable.

The other day Trump mentioned Greg Gutfield's show whomping every other network cable show in ratings, describing Greg as a former Trump hater, but he has come around to my side.

Greg tweeted back 'Thanks, Mr. President'. He didn't argue the point.

Trump doesn't hold permanent grudges, but he doesn't exactly forget a slight either.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 08, 2020 02:31 PM (Z4rgH)

210 The media can not be played

Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at May 08, 2020 02:31 PM (P4Pk9)

211 So did Maria Harf fuck her way to cable stardom? Or was she a victim of the patriarchy of CBS?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 02:31 PM (A7lT5)

212 113 100 HARF HARF HARF HARF HARF!!!!
Posted by: A Sea Lion at May 08, 2020 02:17 PM (cuKeo)


Sounds like Oddball's dog impersonation...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:19 PM (s2VJv)


Hair-lip dog?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at May 08, 2020 02:31 PM (Vy7tf)

213 Geez, nurse ratched, that stinks!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 02:31 PM (bDqIh)

214
I was slow to get on the Trump train, but I did, I'm happy, and I'm staying on for the ride all the way through till 2024.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:26 PM (ptqGC)

I'm in NJ so for 40 years I've seen the local NYC news follow Trump --yeah, they liked him for the most part--and I hated his guts. I hated that look on his face and he confirmed every stereotype of the classless rich from putting his name everywhere in gold to naming his daughter after a jewelry store.

I thought his campaign was a joke at first but i was going to vote against Hillary no matter what.

Now I think Trump is the best president of my lifetime.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2020 02:31 PM (CqE5x)

215 189 I like how Marie stacked up some books behind her to make her look smart.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:28 PM (ptqGC)


Third one to the left:

"The Idiot's Guide to Stacking Up Some Books Behind You to Make You Look Smart on TV"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:31 PM (s2VJv)

216 Grammie - join us. Join us.

Posted by: day drinking banned at May 08, 2020 02:32 PM (jW42J)

217 Marie Harf has an annoying voice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2020 02:32 PM (bW1Yb)

218 Wow, that slap down by Logan was so good I felt like a peeping tom at a sadist convention.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2020 02:33 PM (r+sAi)

219 My daughter is a nurse and she was exposed to COVID patients 3 or 4 times at the hospital last week. I'm immune-compromised, so she doesn't let me in the house, but we do sit outside in the sun.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:33 PM (lwiT4)

220 It is a sad truth, but people show you who they are.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:33 PM (A5zUN)

221 I love, love, love Sarah Huckabee, but McEnany is a f**king rock star!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 08, 2020 02:33 PM (AFSld)

222 Never watch CNN.

Posted by: Eater at May 08, 2020 02:33 PM (FPtHm)

223 Laras should have her own show... She's sometimes on Hannity but he never lets her talk...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:33 PM (Zmnko)

224 so the rumor goes that Marie Harf used to be so loud when Ben Rhodes was sticking it to her overseas that Secret Service agents worried about other parties hearing the sound and getting some tawdry intelligence from it.
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Not only does this assume that Ben fucks chicks, but that he's so good at it that he gets girls to scream.

I'm not buying it. He worshiped Obama.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2020 02:34 PM (CqE5x)

225 >>Laras should have her own show...


She has one on the Fox Web Channel, I think?

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2020 02:34 PM (G1vDf)

226 215 189 I like how Marie stacked up some books behind her to make her look smart.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:28 PM (ptqGC)

Didn't work

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:34 PM (Zmnko)

227 One of the sweetest videos you will ever see. Gen. Flynn's little grandson reciting the Pledge:

https://tinyurl.com/y7n7speo

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:34 PM (ptqGC)

228 Any way cities and counties could reissue business licenses on their own authority?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2020 02:24 PM (pxDdN)


I'm not sure. I think they are all state licenses. I got a text from the place I get my hair cut asking clients to not contact their staff to cut hair on the side because they could lose their license and get fined by the state. So that is what Jabba is using to keep people in line. I guess he wants to force businesses to go out of business which makes sense for a state that is already bankrupt and bleeding more money

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 02:34 PM (H6pBf)

229 Still though you're a moron if you were believing anything CNN said in 2015 (or 2005 or 1995).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 08, 2020 02:34 PM (j3npP)

230
We'll see how far this denial and OrangeManBadism takes them. That, of course, depends heavily on how rigorous Durham and Barr turn out to be.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 02:34 PM (G51Gf)

231 Shelley Luther's Womanly Bosoms > Marie Harf's Womanly Bosoms

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 08, 2020 02:35 PM (+7yf7)

232 These Friends are not your Friends.
Posted by: garrett

they were for 30 years. through divorce and cancer and heart attacks.

but not covid19
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 02:29 PM (d7Ww2)

This thing we're going thru has exposed core differences in people that we would never see otherwise. I try to be forgiving and generous in judging other's responses; my best friend is a germ phobe in the best of times so I gave her slack when she was too fearful to see me last time I was in the neighborhood. But its hard and did hurt my feelings a bit.

Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2020 02:35 PM (Ed8Zd)

233 219 My daughter is a nurse and she was exposed to COVID patients 3 or 4 times at the hospital last week. I'm immune-compromised, so she doesn't let me in the house, but we do sit outside in the sun.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:33 PM (lwiT4)

Grammie, at least tell me you wear the eye patch occasionally. The vision of a distinguished lady, wearing an eye patch and imperiously drinking a cocktail in a back yard just popped in my head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:35 PM (A5zUN)

234 209 Trump doesn't hold permanent grudges, but he doesn't exactly forget a slight either.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 08, 2020 02:31 PM (Z4rgH)

=========

"Except Todd. Fuck Todd."
-Trump

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:35 PM (LvTSG)

235
Still though you're a moron if you were believing anything CNN said in 2015 (or 2005 or 1995).
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

========

Yes.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 02:35 PM (G51Gf)

236 >>>Now I think Trump is the best president of my lifetime.


I was all in for Cruz, but I backed Trump immediately after he won the nomination. Agreed on your point. Reagan was amazing, but he was still a - excellent - politician. Trump is something else entirely and he gives no effs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 08, 2020 02:35 PM (AFSld)

237 223 Laras should have her own show... She's sometimes on Hannity but he never lets her talk...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:33 PM (Zmnko)

At least he does not discriminate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:36 PM (A5zUN)

238 I guess he wants to force businesses to go out of business which makes sense for a state that is already bankrupt and bleeding more money


That's Wolf's plan too!

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 02:36 PM (j9HX3)

239 Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 02:28 PM (V2Yro)

Just hope there is still unemployment benefits left when my soon to be non-Covid lay-off happens in about a month or two.

Actually the Covid has delayed my lay-off.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 02:36 PM (cJswI)

240 Lara has occasional shows on Fox Nation.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:36 PM (ptqGC)

241 >>>"Oh yeah baby! Tell me about that Iran Echo Chamber, it makes me SO hot" is not something that happened.


i don't mean that. I mean the very fact of an affair is itself intelligence which could be used for... what's that word? Kompromat.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:36 PM (PbpT7)

242 Check back to 2016 on things Ace said about Trump..

If I can look past what Ace said in the past, I'm sure as hell going to give Kayleigh a big pass

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2020 02:37 PM (qAR6u)

243 You know, I have found myself not a very good evangelist for the cause of non-smoking. This year will be... 9 years in August and yet, last night AOP mentioned 50 count cigarette tins and all of a sudden, I had a very strong craving. I was getting the full thing. Almost smelling them.
----------------------
I've quit twice for more than a year each time. What always caused to return was commuting in my car. I thought coffee or playing guitar or just kicking back would have triggered the response but it was driving the same fucking route I had been driving for 10 years that did it. Once I started thinking about having a cig in the car the urge was overwhelming.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 02:37 PM (A7lT5)

244 Dang! She really is a purty thang!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 08, 2020 02:37 PM (o2MD2)

245 >> my best friend is a germ phobe in the best of times so I gave her slack when she was too fearful to see me last time I was in the neighborhood.


See, this is weird to me : By all accounts, I am a freak about that shit. Everyone I know used to mock me and now they thank me for teaching them the ropes over all these years...

and I have not been worried about this at all. Avoiding it is no different than avoiding Colds and Flu.

Posted by: garrett at May 08, 2020 02:37 PM (G1vDf)

246 I may never stop laughing at that sidebar video "Are You A Wimp."

That's just gold.

Posted by: Ex-Prez'nit Cock-Curious, AKA The Emperor Shit Midas at May 08, 2020 02:37 PM (wPrvZ)

247 DJT is the black swan.

Posted by: azalea city at May 08, 2020 02:37 PM (WX+x0)

248 Katie Miller is the VP staffer who testing positive for COVID by the by

Stephen Miller's wife

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 02:37 PM (j9HX3)

249
So did Maria Harf fuck her way to cable stardom? Or was she a victim of the patriarchy of CBS?
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 02:31 PM (A7lT5)

----

And. Embrace the power of it.

If the rumor about Ben is true, then that's definitely how she got her job at State. And he got his job because his brother is president of CBS. So yeah... both.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2020 02:37 PM (5jaxN)

250 I like Trump but he's no Reagan. Not close.

Of course that's IMHO.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 02:38 PM (cJswI)

251 Not only does this assume that Ben fucks chicks.




No chance

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 08, 2020 02:38 PM (nRWPy)

252 247 DJT is the black swan.
Posted by: azalea city at May 08, 2020 02:37 PM (WX+x0)

========

He is the Mule.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:38 PM (LvTSG)

253 >>>That's Wolf's plan too!


Love Kenney's plan to raise property taxes - plus implementing speed cameras on the Boulevard - to milk money from the populace WHO ISN'T WORKING!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 08, 2020 02:38 PM (AFSld)

254 @paulsperry_ 3 minutes ago

BREAKING: Senate investigators have formally requested the State Department make Liz Zentos available for questioning in Senate investigation of Biden and Burisma. Zentos is pictured here w ex-Obama NSC colleague Eric Ciaramella, another Biden adviser, and Ukrainian officials ...

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 02:38 PM (cF8AT)

255 223
Laras should have her own show... She's sometimes on Hannity but he never lets her talk...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:33 PM (Zmnko

I am sick of Hannity and his "buckle up" bull shit.

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 02:38 PM (nz8WK)

256 Not one question about Mike Flynn.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 02:38 PM (ZLI7S)

257 "Heifer" Harf has always been a clueless cow. Some things never change.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 08, 2020 02:38 PM (NVDjf)

258 and I have not been worried about this at all. Avoiding it is no different than avoiding Colds and Flu.


I agree garrett! and I am really an OCD germaphobe but this doesn't really scare me

I know how to avoid viruses and if not I know how to treat them

I don't get this panic. and trust me, I am ALL ABOUT the panic usually!

it's so deeply weird.

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 02:38 PM (j9HX3)

259 242 Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2020 02:37 PM (qAR6u)
I quit twitter because of the lunacy, the only people I cannot forgive, love and welcome back as allies are the actual TRUE nevertrumpers.

Posted by: sven at May 08, 2020 02:39 PM (oRLRa)

260 like Trump but he's no Reagan. Not close.



In some ways he's better, others worse.


Now he's angry, which should be awesome.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 08, 2020 02:39 PM (nRWPy)

261 I am sick of Hannity and his "buckle up" bull shit.

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 02:38 PM (nz8WK)

Tick tock

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:39 PM (Zmnko)

262 251
Not only does this assume that Ben fucks chicks.









No chance

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 08, 2020 02:38 PM (nRWPy)

All that noise? Ben whining while Harf put her dildo up his ass

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 02:39 PM (nz8WK)

263 You know, I have found myself not a very good evangelist for the cause of non-smoking. This year will be... 9 years in August and yet, last night AOP mentioned 50 count cigarette tins and all of a sudden, I had a very strong craving. I was getting the full thing. Almost smelling them.
----------------------
I've quit twice for more than a year each time. What always caused to return was commuting in my car. I thought coffee or playing guitar or just kicking back would have triggered the response but it was driving the same fucking route I had been driving for 10 years that did it. Once I started thinking about having a cig in the car the urge was overwhelming.
Posted by: Puddin Head


It's been 7 years April 1st. (No joke) Occasionally will smell one someone is smoking and like it, but don't ever get the craving to go back.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 02:39 PM (Isn+8)

264 >>>Check back to 2016 on things Ace said about Trump..



I only care about what NT said - and still says - about Trump. This way, I never forget they're all leftist scum posing at TruCons.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 08, 2020 02:39 PM (AFSld)

265 Love Kenney's plan to raise property taxes - plus implementing speed cameras on the Boulevard - to milk money from the populace WHO ISN'T WORKING!


Kenney's plan is ALWAYS to raise property taxes!!!

ugh Wyatt the city is toast

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 02:39 PM (j9HX3)

266 When Ted Turner sold to AT&T, CNN went from Blue Dog Dem to Brooklyn overnight. Has never changed since.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 02:40 PM (A7lT5)

267 Ace's headline right on the day of Trump's announcement was a classic. (Though to nitpick, it was that he has a Gucci *store* as a *tenant.*):

Donald Trump Announces He's the Richest Candidate to Ever Run for President and Owns a Gucci and Makes Romney Look Like a Streetwhore at a Methadone Clinic

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 08, 2020 02:40 PM (+7yf7)

268 My best friend from childhood (we were both Air Force brats and had to move all the time, so she's my only BFF that goes back that far in my life) married a retired FBI agent and went full Barack Obama and NeverTrump.

She lives in Nevada and I haven't seen her in years. I love her, but we cannot talk about anything political or in the news.

Life changes. At my age, I've grown choosier about who I trust with my friendship. I've learned a few people I thought were great are actually Karens.

Oh, well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:40 PM (ptqGC)

269 264 >>>Check back to 2016 on things Ace said about Trump..


hey look if I can forgive and forget that stuff, anyone can

(I got RIPPED so hard here! you guys were mean! lol)

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 02:40 PM (j9HX3)

270 LOl... Just came from the grocery store where masks are mandatory and got too close to another cart in line and got scolded... Pulled my mask down and said sorry... Thought they were gonna call the cops

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:41 PM (Zmnko)

271 She amazes me. She was so brutally, viciously sexually assaulted by those Religion of Pieces maggots.

She was basically thrown to the wolves by her own network as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 02:41 PM (KZzsI)

272 >>>Not one question about Mike Flynn.



Can't ask a question if it never happened. They are ignoring Flynn altogether, which is hilarious. It means they're really pissed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 08, 2020 02:41 PM (AFSld)

273 250 I like Trump but he's no Reagan. Not close.

Of course that's IMHO.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 02:38 PM (cJswI)

He's not as Constitutionally literate or vigilant. No way Reagan would permit what these governors are doing.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 08, 2020 02:41 PM (H8QX8)

274 Nurse, that's just awful, and shows how easily some people can be brainwashed.

People in my neighborhood of single family homes are starting to have "block parties" where someone puts out chairs on their front lawn, and other neighbors are welcome to come sit down or bring their own chairs and sit, keeping your distance of course. And bringing your own beverages too.

And this is a bright blue county in a blue state, one of the bluest as a matter of fact.

Posted by: Boots at May 08, 2020 02:41 PM (oGBso)

275 257 "Heifer" Harf has always been a clueless cow. Some things never change.
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I'm told she makes good pudding.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 02:41 PM (A7lT5)

276
DJT is the black swan.
Posted by: azalea city
========
He is the Mule.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower


And The Mule was only a temporary speed bump on the road to total Foundation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2020 02:41 PM (aKsyK)

277 they aren't germ phobes.

they are virtue signaling their victimhood. they are completely invested in PANDEMIC PANIC! they love Gov Inslee and worship the ground he walks on.

and they HATE TRUMP. they know I support PDT and I really think this is their way of punishing me.

I'm so sad.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 02:41 PM (d7Ww2)

278 >>>ugh Wyatt the city is toast


Truer words were never spoken.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 08, 2020 02:41 PM (AFSld)

279 Superb !

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2020 02:42 PM (zr5Kq)

280 Grammie, at least tell me you wear the eye patch
occasionally. The vision of a distinguished lady, wearing an eye patch
and imperiously drinking a cocktail in a back yard just popped in my
head.



Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:35 PM (A5zUN)



Alas, my eye patch is gone, but I do still have the peg leg.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:42 PM (lwiT4)

281 I got RIPPED so hard here! you guys were mean! lol

long distance hugs

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

282 274 Nurse, that's just awful, and shows how easily some people can be brainwashed.

I'm sorry too.. I shouldn't have made light of it because I can see you were hurt

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:42 PM (Zmnko)

283 'Sup simps?

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 08, 2020 02:42 PM (sjdRT)

284 and they HATE TRUMP. they know I support PDT and I really think this is their way of punishing me.


yeah I feel you there nurse.

I don't know what to say I'm getting the same thing but I do have a couple of pro Trump (or at least apathetic on him) friends still

but we're definitely relocating as soon as we can

PA is dead, dying, gone

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 02:42 PM (j9HX3)

285 I've learned a few people I thought were great are actually Karens.

Oh, well.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

It really pains me to have report you for this statement, but it is, after all, my civic duty!

Posted by: Commissar Karenina at May 08, 2020 02:42 PM (jnM20)

286
No way Reagan would permit what these governors are doing.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice


How would he have stopped them?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2020 02:42 PM (aKsyK)

287 Harf was getting fucked by Kerry.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (2Q5aC)

288 Jane....

I keep forgetting to tell you. You should try adding pesto to the cheesy chicken artichoke bake! You'll love it....well unless you don't like pesto...then you won't love it.

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (cF8AT)

289 272 >>>Not one question about Mike Flynn.



Can't ask a question if it never happened. They are ignoring Flynn altogether, which is hilarious. It means they're really pissed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 08, 2020 02:41 PM (AFSld)

========

It means the spin doesn't even hold up to talking point level push back.

It means the reporters have no idea what went on with Flynn and know that if they ask questions about it to anyone who does know anything, they'll lose complete control of the conversation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (LvTSG)

290 That's Wolf's plan too!

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 02:36 PM (j9HX3)


No one can figure out Jabba's end game. He wants a Federal bailout but it's not happening. Unless he wants to drive the state to bankruptcy to get rid of the pension liabilities but the state unions will kill him if he does that.

Mayor Dykefoot is now giving her reopening plan for Chicago. It's as bad as Jabba's

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (H6pBf)

291
i don't mean that. I mean the very fact of an affair is itself intelligence which could be used for... what's that word? Kompromat.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:36 PM (PbpT7)

------

Ah, I see. That makes sense.

Of course, our administrators and intelligence services are completely incompetent in every regard. I mean, really the worst.

So, the Secret Service probably needn't worry. I figure the FSB and MSS and Mossad and MI6 already know every single stupid whore all the stupid whores in our government are banging.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (5jaxN)

292 And this is a bright blue county in a blue state, one of the bluest as a matter of fact.
Posted by: Boots at May 08, 2020 02:41 PM (oGBso)


Why would that be a problem anywhere?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (nRWPy)

293 If I had to judge Trump solely on what he's said in the past I would be a NT. But I have half a brain and understand things and people change and you judge them on their actions after a sufficient amount of time.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (cJswI)

294 I had no idea LOgan was that good.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (zr5Kq)

295
Check back to 2016 on things Ace said about Trump..



If I can look past what Ace said in the past, I'm sure as hell going to give Kayleigh a big pass

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2020 02:37 PM (qAR6u)


THIS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (ptqGC)

296 >>>246 I may never stop laughing at that sidebar video "Are You A Wimp."

That's just gold.

Simp. It's hilarious. I'm glad someone watched it. I think I should push it harder on people. It's so funny.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (PbpT7)

297 283 'Sup simps?
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 08, 2020 02:42 PM (sjdRT)


Sump pumps are down. In the basement...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (s2VJv)

298 LOl... Just came from the grocery store where masks are mandatory and got too close to another cart in line and got scolded... Pulled my mask down and said sorry... Thought they were gonna call the cops
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:41 PM (Zmnko)


hahahahah

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (M+Lyo)

299 I"Are You A Simp".

Stupid AutoCoronaVirus!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 02:44 PM (wPrvZ)

300 294 I had no idea LOgan was that good.
Posted by: runner at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (zr5Kq)

She is a) a real journalist and b) a damned good debater.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:44 PM (s2VJv)

301 Jane....



I keep forgetting to tell you. You should try adding pesto to the
cheesy chicken artichoke bake! You'll love it....well unless you don't
like pesto...then you won't love it.

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (cF8AT)


I love pesto. I'll try that sometime.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:44 PM (ptqGC)

302 I keep forgetting to tell you. You should try adding pesto to the cheesy chicken artichoke bake! You'll love it....well unless you don't like pesto...then you won't love it

I make this really simple chicken dish where you take boneless skinless chicken breasts, spread pesto over them then wrap slices of bacon around and bake... really good and easy

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:44 PM (Zmnko)

303 >>>It means the reporters have no idea what went on with Flynn and know that if they ask questions about it to anyone who does know anything, they'll lose complete control of the conversation.


Correct. To mention it is to give it credence, and the media doesn't want that. It'll be memory holed until Flynn is sworn in as the new DNI.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 08, 2020 02:44 PM (AFSld)

304 297 283 'Sup simps?
Posted by: Muad'dib at May 08, 2020 02:42 PM (sjdRT)


Sump pumps are down. In the basement...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (s2VJv)


So is Joe Biden!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2020 02:44 PM (sy5kK)

305 Pulled my mask down and said sorry... Thought they were gonna call the cops
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:41 PM (Zmnko)

Oh my!

Posted by: Commissar Karenina at May 08, 2020 02:44 PM (jnM20)

306 {{{Nurse}}} Sorry to hear this.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 08, 2020 02:45 PM (DjiZK)

307

Dykefoot said, She knows that some businesses are hanging on by a thread and close to closing for good and she wants them to know she understands that. Oh goodie, that will help them

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 02:45 PM (H6pBf)

308 With all this talking about having enough medical resources I want to know if we have enough burn units to help the DC press corp these last few days.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2020 02:45 PM (WdocV)

309 304
So is Joe Biden!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2020 02:44 PM (sy5kK)


"Get that fucking perv the hell away from me!"

- - Mrs. Bates' desiccated skeletal remains

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:45 PM (s2VJv)

310 In the vid of Lara and Hork, check out the look on Bret Baier's face.

His thought bubble listening to Lara Logan: "Damn. So THAT'S what real journalism is."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:45 PM (ptqGC)

311 She is a) a real journalist and b) a damned good debater.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:44 PM (s2VJv)

McEnany is not bad either. Day after day she is making them look pretty stupid.

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2020 02:45 PM (zr5Kq)

312

Jaie Avila
@JaieAvila
Resolution being voted on by San Antonio City Council this morning labels terms "Chinese Virus" and "Kung Fu Virus" as hate speech and "all persons are encouraged to report any such antisemitic, discriminatory or racist incidents to the proper authorities for investigation".

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2020 02:45 PM (aKsyK)

313 It means the reporters have no idea what went on with Flynn and know that if they ask questions about it to anyone who does know anything, they'll lose complete control of the conversation.
-----------------------------
Reading is hard - said every Journalist.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (A7lT5)

314 Ace looked past his misgivings about Trump because the alternatives was Skankles. He's found that Trump actually believes the conservative things that NeverTrump Polite Society only talked about in fundraising emails but never believed.

All those years of GOPe Conservativism Inc telling us to suck it up for the team when McCain and Romney were the nominees, then vowing to purge all of us who back Trump while they shill for Deep State commies just stuck in my craw as well as Ace's

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (qAR6u)

315 Mayor Dykefoot is now giving her reopening plan for Chicago. It's as bad as Jabba's


Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (H6pBf)



They're never going to get their money makers back at this rate. The sports teams and the conventions. They truly are idiots.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (lwiT4)

316 Simp. It's hilarious. I'm glad someone watched it. I think I should push it harder on people. It's so funny.

Posted by: ace



The fact that he goes through the ENTIRE flowchart is great.

I would love to see what he would do with the Hot v. Crazy Matrix

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (wPrvZ)

317 nurse ratched,

If you were anywhere near me I'd have you over in a heartbeat!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (UUBmN)

318 I had no idea Logan was that good.

***

As she got Biden'd in Egypt I'm guessing she's had her eyes opened about what the left really believes....

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (WdocV)

319 Trump sounds liberated. He's had to hold back for 3 years while being constantly ripped in the media for being corrupt and possibly a traitor.

He's going to have a ball while all of this plays out.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

320 312

Jaie Avila
@JaieAvila
Resolution being voted on by San Antonio City Council this morning labels terms "Chinese Virus" and "Kung Fu Virus" as hate speech and "all persons are encouraged to report any such antisemitic, discriminatory or racist incidents to the proper authorities for investigation".
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2020 02:45 PM (aKsyK)


Oriental rug burn?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (s2VJv)

321 Why would that be a problem anywhere?
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (nRWPy)

Being outside of your house without a state-approved reason, is my guess.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (Ez6QX)

322 thanks yall
didn't mean to hijack. It just really really hurts.

oh well

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (d7Ww2)

323 I like how Marie stacked up some books behind her to make her look smart.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:28 PM (ptqGC)

Didn't work
Posted by: It's me donna

"Can someone bring me some books to stack behind me? Wait, these are all the same color. Can you get some different colors? Okay, mix the colors up a little. Thanks!"

Posted by: Biergood at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (FQWHA)

324 San Antonio Texas ??

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (zr5Kq)

325 To resolve their differences, Lara Logan and Marie Harf should wrestle.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (1ISKN)

326 >>>The fact that he goes through the ENTIRE flowchart is great.

I would love to see what he would do with the Hot v. Crazy Matrix

He has one called Do You Even Lift, Bro? And of course, no matter what you say, you don't even lift.

Even Arnold Schwarzenegger is found to Not Even Lift, Bro.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (PbpT7)

327 hugs, nurse

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (G546f)

328 319 Trump sounds liberated. He's had to hold back for 3 years while being constantly ripped in the media for being corrupt and possibly a traitor.

He's going to have a ball while all of this plays out.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

What's it gonna be like when one topic is dominating the news, but no news network wants to talk about it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (LvTSG)

329 319 Trump sounds liberated. He's had to hold back for 3 years while being constantly ripped in the media for being corrupt and possibly a traitor.

He's going to have a ball while all of this plays out.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)


He should just demand the lockdowns be lifted and call the virus meme as phony as Russia collusion.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (s2VJv)

330 The coronavirus lockdown could cause 77,000 deaths from suicides and drug overdoses -- more than the virus itself, a leading doctor has claimed. New York physician Dr. Nicole Saphier told DailyMailTV that the drastic rise in unemployment due to the nationwide shutdown has caused a spike in overdose deaths and suicides in some communities which could end up outnumbering even the tens of thousands who have died from COVID-19.

.. we know this can't be true because all of those deaths would be classified as COVID-related deaths

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (3aI0K)

331

Dykefoot is creating an online survey to ask how to best reopen Chicago.


1. Dykefoot resigns

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (H6pBf)

332 How would he have stopped them?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2020 02:42 PM (aKsyK)

I don't know. But he sure as hell wouldn't have been this quiet about them. Far more bully pulpit.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (H8QX8)

333 322 thanks yall
didn't mean to hijack. It just really really hurts.

oh well
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (d7Ww2)


{{{hugs}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (Zmnko)

334 >317
nurse ratched,



If you were anywhere near me I'd have you over in a heartbeat!

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (UUBmN)


I think I would too, but I need to verify on my flow chart. brb

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (sjdRT)

335 >>>Resolution being voted on by San Antonio City Council this morning labels terms "Chinese Virus" and "Kung Fu Virus" as hate speech and "all persons are encouraged to report any such antisemitic, discriminatory or racist incidents to the proper authorities for investigation".



I really like Texas, but after the last few weeks, it's off my retirement list. Like most states, the big cities ruin it for everyone.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (AFSld)

336 "Get that fucking perv the hell away from me!"

- - Mrs. Bates' desiccated skeletal remains
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:45 PM (s2VJv)

How you doing? *starts sniffing the skeleton's hair*
-Slo Joe

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (A5zUN)

337 antisemitic? Saying Chinese Virus is antisemitic? Huh. That's new.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (lwiT4)

338
I would love to see what he would do with the Hot v. Crazy Matrix
***

He did a take on the pros and cons of the Wuhan Flu too.


There is a large space available for comedians that don't want to be constrained by political correctness, though I imagine it is a mere matter of time until this guy gets cancelled by youtube.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (WdocV)

339 the classic "Do You Even Lift, Bro?" flowchart

Spoiler: You do not even lift.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OloLS5kTrVs

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (PbpT7)

340 Jaie Avila
@JaieAvila
Resolution being voted on by San Antonio City Council this morning labels terms "Chinese Virus" and "Kung Fu Virus" as hate speech and "all persons are encouraged to report any such antisemitic, discriminatory or racist incidents to the proper authorities for investigation".
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Fuck you, you kung flu dick suckers.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (Isn+8)

341 The field hospital constructed in the gymnasium at Joint Base Cape Cod
in Bourne closed Tuesday without hosting a single patient with the
coronavirus, according to the Cape Cod Times. Work to build the
temporary hospital with 94 beds began at the beginning of April with
anticipation of a surge along the Cape. Fortunately, it never arrived.

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (3aI0K)

342 Kayleigh ought to charge her staff with finding every piece of reportage done by those in the seats, and be prepared to burn ANY of them with fake news incidents they did back in whenever. And no statute of limitations.

"Yes, but back on September 22, 2015, you reported that blah blah blah, and that blah blah blag was completely debunked by blah blah blah."

"I can play that gotcha game as well as you. Actually, better than you. NEXT QUESTION?"

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (+fPHo)

343 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

PDT horsing around with Republicans in a meeting at the White House.

On now!

Posted by: m at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (kGLPx)

344 337 antisemitic? Saying Chinese Virus is antisemitic? Huh. That's new.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (lwiT4)


Jooz eat Chinese food every Sunday and Christmas. QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (s2VJv)

345 I'm surprised that our Elite Scientist haven't proposed mobile Crematoriums to handle the expected second wave surge of deaths. It will happen any minute.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (A7lT5)

346 LOl... Just came from the grocery store where masks are mandatory and got too close to another cart in line and got scolded... Pulled my mask down and said sorry... Thought they were gonna call the cops
Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:41 PM (Zmnko)

I would have done the same thing except I would have pulled down my mask and said something different.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (cJswI)

347 Man Alive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojHRoKzQwfE

2nd single from Whoosh! due out Aug 7th

Posted by: Ian Gillan at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (AHq56)

348 as hate speech and "all persons are encouraged to report any such
antisemitic, discriminatory or racist incidents to the proper
authorities for investigation".

***

Can I send them every page on the internet that references Lyme disease?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (WdocV)

349 287 Harf was getting fucked by Kerry.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (2Q5aC)

Yeecccchhh.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (Ez6QX)

350 If I can look past what Ace said in the past, I'm sure as hell going to give Kayleigh a big pass

If I can look past what Ace said in the past, I'm sure as hell going to give Kayleigh a big pass

THIS

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (ptqGC)

A little girl crush thing going on here? I already told AtC she would have to fight me for her

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (qAR6u)

351 Resolution being voted on by San Antonio City Council this morning labels terms "Chinese Virus" and "Kung Fu Virus" as hate speech and "all persons are encouraged to report any such antisemitic, discriminatory or racist incidents to the proper authorities for investigation".
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2020 02:45 PM (aKsyK)



How about Chink AIDs? Is that okay?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (cuKeo)

352 Nunes speaking about Flynn at the WH presser...

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (cF8AT)

353 He should just demand the lockdowns be lifted and call the virus meme as phony as Russia collusion.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (s2VJv)

Right. Until he comes closer to doing this he's not liberated as I see it. Also, demote Fauci and bring in some new blood.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (H8QX8)

354 I would have done the same thing except I would have pulled down my mask and said something different.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (cJswI)

LOl... I thought about it...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:49 PM (Zmnko)

355
Also fun fact: the acronym for Chinese intelligence (MSS) stands for "Ministry of State Security." Which translates into German as "Staatssicherheitsdienst," whose acronym is "Stasi."

*The More You Know* doop doop doop doop DOOP

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2020 02:49 PM (5jaxN)

356 293
If I had to judge Trump solely on what he's said in the past I would be a
NT. But I have half a brain and understand things and people change
and you judge them on their actions after a sufficient amount of time.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (cJswI)

__________


Trump's actions speak so loudly that I usually can't hear what he's saying.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2020 02:49 PM (AIcDk)

357 344 337 antisemitic? Saying Chinese Virus is antisemitic? Huh. That's new.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (lwiT4)


Jooz eat Chinese food every Sunday and Christmas. QED.
-----------------
What do you eat for Easter?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 02:49 PM (A7lT5)

358 319 Trump sounds liberated. He's had to hold back for 3 years while being constantly ripped in the media for being corrupt and possibly a traitor.

He's going to have a ball while all of this plays out.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (ZLI7S)



And after November 3, there is nothing they can do for 4 more years. He will eviscerate those that tried to take him down.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 08, 2020 02:49 PM (sy5kK)

359 352 Nunes speaking about Flynn at the WH presser...
Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (cF8AT)

=========

According to David French, that man was wrong about everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:49 PM (LvTSG)

360 https://www.whitehouse.gov/live/

PDT horsing around with Republicans in a meeting at the White House.

On now!
Posted by: m at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (kGLPx)

I would watch one of these every day! This is great.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2020 02:49 PM (kGLPx)

361 That's just gold.

Simp. It's hilarious. I'm glad someone watched it. I think I should push it harder on people. It's so funny.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (PbpT7)


I love the Bro Science videos, funny as hell. The foam roller one is one of the best

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 08, 2020 02:49 PM (M+Lyo)

362
They're never going to get their money makers back at this rate. The sports teams and the conventions. They truly are idiots.


Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:46 PM (lwiT4)


She just said there can't be a full reopening until there is a vaccine. So Chicago is going out of business. Hopefully more towns like East Peoria and Orland Park start to reopen on their own

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 02:49 PM (H6pBf)

363 McEnany is not bad either. Day after day she is making them look pretty stupid.



Posted by: runner at May 08, 2020 02:45 PM (zr5Kq)

While smiling at them, as to say, how do you like the taste of my ass so far?

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 02:49 PM (nz8WK)

364 82 Brutally great answer to the CNN attempt to burn Kayleigh. I mean a longer form would be something like "nobody knew what Trump was like except the media portrayal, and as we learned the truth, we changed our minds" but yeah, that does the job perfectly.

But the Lara/Harff thing... much less powerful and effective than I expected. No actual refutation, no actual data, no proof, just "you said this, I say that" opinion bits. Lara Logan is telling the truth here but that doesn't come across very potently in the exchange.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 02:15 PM (KZzsI)

------

What? Trump has been in public notice since the early 80s. Everybody knows he was a horn dog and had multiple business ventures that have failed and also successes. He was also a TV celebrity. The whole "racist" narrative is bullshit and everyone knows it.

Posted by: MAGA at May 08, 2020 02:49 PM (TU+gA)

365 New bumper sticker to dis the Karen following you:

"China Did It! China is Asshoe."

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 08, 2020 02:50 PM (+fPHo)

366 Give Buzzfeed a break! They just furlough 68 fact checkers.

Posted by: Fritz at May 08, 2020 02:50 PM (2Mnv1)

367 nurse ratched,

If you were anywhere near me I'd have you over in a heartbeat!
Posted by: lin-duh en fugue!

Ditto!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar a at May 08, 2020 02:50 PM (jnM20)

368 ... Pulled my mask down and said sorry... Thought they were gonna call the cops

___

Remember you can't connection the Wuhan Flu from your wang, so you should have dropped trow instead....

Posted by: Obligatory at May 08, 2020 02:50 PM (WdocV)

369 337 antisemitic? Saying Chinese Virus is antisemitic? Huh. That's new.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (lwiT4)



Forget it. They're on a roll.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 02:50 PM (cuKeo)

370 *The More You Know* doop doop doop doop DOOP
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2020 02:49 PM (5jaxN)

I always wonder why they just do not go full BNW and call themselves the 'Ministry of Truth'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:50 PM (A5zUN)

371 San Antonio doesn't deserve the Alamo.

Buncha chink dick suckers.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 02:50 PM (Isn+8)

372 Trump was meant to be.
We caught a break.
Just think what would have happened
if Hilldog had won.
We are blessed.

Posted by: Case at May 08, 2020 02:50 PM (bdr8e)

373 352 Nunes speaking about Flynn at the WH presser...
Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 02:48 PM (cF8AT)

I had missed that this was going to happen.
Shoot!

Posted by: m at May 08, 2020 02:50 PM (kGLPx)

374 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 08, 2020 02:47 PM (AFSld)

The police in Houston or I should say the police Union in Houston haven't lost their minds yet.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 02:50 PM (cJswI)

375 286
No way Reagan would permit what these governors are doing.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

How would he have stopped them?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2020 02:42 PM (aKsyK)


One could spend millions and not create this level of anger toward blue governors and mayors.

Moving people to vote Republican in November.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2020 02:50 PM (OBLCF)

376 356 293
If I had to judge Trump solely on what he's said in the past I would be a
NT. But I have half a brain and understand things and people change
and you judge them on their actions after a sufficient amount of time.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (cJswI)

Pfff....who has time to judge people on their actions and in light of new information when all you need to do is listen to smart, authoritative sources to get everything right???

Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at May 08, 2020 02:51 PM (q6jjE)

377 351 Resolution being voted on by San Antonio City Council this morning labels terms "Chinese Virus" and "Kung Fu Virus" as hate speech and "all persons are encouraged to report any such antisemitic, discriminatory or racist incidents to the proper authorities for investigation".

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2020 02:45 PM (aKsyK)

Shit, that's their biggest issue to worry about?

Texas has been infected with a virus far more dangerous than Wu Flu...

Californians

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2020 02:51 PM (qAR6u)

378 375 One could spend millions and not create this level of anger toward blue governors and mayors.

Moving people to vote Republican in November.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2020 02:50 PM (OBLCF)

==========

Cuomo has his highest favorable ratings ever right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

379 I make this really simple chicken dish where you take boneless skinless chicken breasts, spread pesto over them then wrap slices of bacon around and bake... really good and easy

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:44 PM (Zmnko)

That sounds good!

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 02:51 PM (cF8AT)

380 BRB, gonna go check out Do You Even Lift, Bro?

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 02:51 PM (wPrvZ)

381
While smiling at them, as to say, how do you like the taste of my ass so far?
***

Pretty sure the Karens have told us that's how you get Wuhan Flu.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2020 02:51 PM (WdocV)

382 366
Give Buzzfeed a break! They just furlough 68 fact checkers.


Posted by: Fritz at May 08, 2020 02:50 PM (2Mnv1)

How will we know?

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 02:51 PM (nz8WK)

383 Moving people to vote Republican in November.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2020 02:50 PM (OBLCF)



==========



Cuomo has his highest favorable ratings ever right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:51 PM (LvTSG)


So does Pritzker. He's saving us from Flu Manchu!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 02:52 PM (H6pBf)

384 6
so the rumor goes that Marie Harf used to be so loud when Ben Rhodes was
sticking it to her overseas that Secret Service agents worried about
other parties hearing the sound and getting some tawdry intelligence
from it.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 02:05 PM (PbpT7)
Hey, you made me harf my lunch.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 08, 2020 02:52 PM (hKi6n)

385 Jaie Avila
@JaieAvila
Resolution being voted on by San Antonio City Council this morning labels terms "Chinese Virus" and "Kung Fu Virus" as hate speech and "all persons are encouraged to report any such antisemitic, discriminatory or racist incidents to the proper authorities for investigation".
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Link?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 02:52 PM (Isn+8)

386 San Antonio doesn't deserve the Alamo. Buncha chink dick suckers.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 02:50 PM (Isn+


Ain't no such thing as a Red city. After a certain population number - things are going to go Prog. Can't be stopped.

Posted by: Just How Things Are at May 08, 2020 02:53 PM (+bKWx)

387
I make this really simple chicken dish where you take boneless skinless
chicken breasts, spread pesto over them then wrap slices of bacon around
and bake... really good and easy



Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:44 PM (Zmnko)



That sounds good!

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 02:51 PM (cF8AT)


I have some proscuitto in the fridge. I'll bet it would be good with that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:53 PM (ptqGC)

388
Texas has been infected with a virus far more dangerous than Wu Flu...

Californians

My Daughters friend and her Family are moving to Texas... Already bought a house.. They are applying for texas drivers licenses and plates hoping they get them before the move because CALIFORNIAN

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:53 PM (Zmnko)

389 So Wiki says China has 3K Jews....out of more then 1B people.


So yep, antisemitic to say something negative about China, that totally checks out.


Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2020 02:53 PM (WdocV)

390 Resolution being voted on by San Antonio City Council this morning labels terms "Chinese Virus" and "Kung Fu Virus" as hate speech and "all persons are encouraged to report any such antisemitic, discriminatory or racist incidents to the proper authorities for investigation".

==
It's f'ed up and another screw tightening from runaway totalitarian. It should fail, but...who knows these days....

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2020 02:53 PM (zr5Kq)

391
Still though you're a moron if you were believing anything CNN said in 2015 (or 2005 or 1995).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 08, 2020 02:34 PM (j3npP)

She just said that to turn it back on them. The truth is it was the FUCKING PRIMARIES and everyone shit talks the other candidates during the fucking primaries.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 02:53 PM (/BUR0)

392 She just said there can't be a full reopening until there is a vaccine.



Doesn't it take on average 5 or 6 years to develop a vaccine?

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:53 PM (lwiT4)

393 Jaie Avila
@JaieAvila
Resolution being voted on by San Antonio City Council this morning labels terms "Chinese Virus" and "Kung Fu Virus" as hate speech and "all persons are encouraged to report any such antisemitic, discriminatory or racist incidents to the proper authorities for investigation".
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 08, 2020 02:45 PM (aKsyK)



Forgot the Alamo, I see.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 08, 2020 02:53 PM (hku12)

394 I agree with the poster above who said that he only craves cigarettes while driving because that's me.

I quit in 1998, 2002, 2005 and finally for good in 2006--with brief lapses in 2016 and 2018-- and what always did me in was driving a long distance.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2020 02:54 PM (CqE5x)

395 Three thousand Jews?

I am betting Lexington has more.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:54 PM (A5zUN)

396 There were Blue Dog Dems everywhere in Reagan's time. Not so much anymore.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 02:54 PM (A7lT5)

397 So does Pritzker. He's saving us from Flu Manchu!!!!
***

I presume those numbers hold until the 20% of the people who are unemployed find out that they are going to lose their house/car/etc.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2020 02:54 PM (WdocV)

398 @ 347

Throw My Bones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUW7PvvbbO4

Posted by: Iain Paice at May 08, 2020 02:54 PM (AHq56)

399 I have some proscuitto in the fridge. I'll bet it would be good with that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:53 PM (ptqGC)

Would probably be good but it might dry out before chicken is done.. Maybe cover with foil? for a bit?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:54 PM (Zmnko)

400 report any such antisemitic, discriminatory or racist incidents to the proper authorities for investigation <<<<<<<<<<
Investigate what?, use of the first amendment.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2020 02:54 PM (r+sAi)

401 And this is a bright blue county in a blue state, one of the bluest as a matter of fact.
Posted by: Boots at May 08, 2020 02:41 PM (oGBso)


Why would that be a problem anywhere?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 08, 2020 02:43 PM (nRWPy)
------------------------

The blue states are refusing to open back up, and actually tightening up the rules - now we have to wear masks to go anywhere, and there are arrows on the floors of stores to tell you which way to walk, and xxx on the floor to tell you where to stand, etc.

But the sheep are starting to figure out that the only people getting sick are the already sick/elderly and that it has done no good for them to hide in their homes for the last few months, so if they can't "go" anywhere they can visit with the neighbors in the front yard.

Posted by: Boots at May 08, 2020 02:54 PM (oGBso)

402 The WI Supreme Court is harshing my mellow. Them drop kicking Ever's stay at home extension would be the perfect topper for an awesome couple of days. Rule already!!

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 08, 2020 02:54 PM (sjdRT)

403 61
Harf looks like she's sitting on Joe Biden's fingers.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 08, 2020 02:13 PM (oVJmc)

Now, I've got the dry heaves.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 08, 2020 02:55 PM (hKi6n)

404 >>>The police in Houston or I should say the police Union in Houston haven't lost their minds yet.


Well, at least there's some upside.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 08, 2020 02:55 PM (AFSld)

405 375 One could spend millions and not create this level of anger toward blue governors and mayors.


Highly questionable proposition. And the damage they have inflicted is immeasurable. They are setting new precedents for Constitutional abuse with little to no pushback from the WH.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 08, 2020 02:55 PM (H8QX8)

406 I am betting Lexington has more.

***

The US is second in world Jewish population at just under 6M - with large groups in the northeastern parts of the country - I presume you mean Lexington MA?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2020 02:55 PM (WdocV)

407 Cuomo has his highest favorable ratings ever right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:51 PM (LvTSG)


In NY ? Or among Karens in the entire country?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2020 02:55 PM (CqE5x)

408 Nurse ratched, sorry to hear about your friends. If I were closer, you and I would definitely be hanging out!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 08, 2020 02:55 PM (VqNuf)

409 Anyone want to watch some old SEC football? How about 1982, Mississippi State vs LSU, with #66 for the Bulldogs, Defensive Lineman with 22 career sacks and Kayleigh's dad, Mike McEnany.

https://youtu.be/SSywtn-hM_8

Posted by: Bert G at May 08, 2020 02:55 PM (OMsf+)

410 Would probably be good but it might dry out before chicken is done.. Maybe cover with foil? for a bit?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:54 PM (Zmnko)


Might be better with cutlets. I've done a chicken dish wrapped in it before, and it turned out great. It's been a while. I think it was cutlets.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:55 PM (ptqGC)

411 Wait. Calling it a Chinese virus is antisemitic?

Things that make you go "Hmmmm"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2020 02:55 PM (Fc5rx)

412 If I can look past what Ace said in the past, I'm sure as hell going to give Kayleigh a big pass

In 2015 the response to Trump announcing a run was universal derision. I never saw him as racist, an idiotic charge, but a buffoon and a grandstanding motormouth, yes. A NY Democrat pro-abortion Obamacare supporter, yes.

Its not unreasonable for people to have had that position... then. Even by 2016 a lot of people on the right were skeptical and didn't vote for him.

But they will this time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 02:55 PM (KZzsI)

413 392 She just said there can't be a full reopening until there is a vaccine.



Doesn't it take on average 5 or 6 years to develop a vaccine?

Like the flu vaccine? That's a turkey shoot every year because they more or less guess what strain it will be.. Will this be the same?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:56 PM (Zmnko)

414 The WI Supreme Court is harshing my mellow. Them
drop kicking Ever's stay at home extension would be the perfect topper
for an awesome couple of days. Rule already!!


Posted by: Muad'dib at May 08, 2020 02:54 PM (sjdRT)



Have they ruled yet? I keep checking.....

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:56 PM (lwiT4)

415 I watched the Simp video.

I now have to go read all the Federalist papers to get back to normal brain mass.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 08, 2020 02:56 PM (nRWPy)

416 Larry O'Connor @LarryOConnor

Barack Obama's Justice Department went after Virginia Gov McDonnell (a political rival) and his conviction was thrown out by SCOTUS

Same with NJ's Gov Chris Christie's allies... thrown out by SCOTUS.

Same with Gen. Mike Flynn, DOJ throw those charges out.

See a pattern here?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 02:56 PM (x4XFu)

417 Nurse Ratched your girl friends are demonstrating marriage insecurity. You are a threat so they believe.

Posted by: azalea city at May 08, 2020 02:56 PM (WX+x0)

418 Honestly why do we prostrate ourselves before these lying shitstains and pretend people don't say all kinds of crazy shit during Primaries when they're not talking about their own candidate?

You are allowed to shitmouth candidates you don't like during primaries. I mean, it's a thing.

Fuck, we've almost all killed each other in here for three straight presidential primaries. This year has been a nice relief. Or it would have been if the commies hadn't shut the country down.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 02:56 PM (/BUR0)

419 duh - i just saw where you said they hadn't ruled yet. I blame my sober-ness.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:56 PM (lwiT4)

420 Resolution being voted on by San Antonio City Council this morning labels terms "Chinese Virus" and "Kung Fu Virus" as hate speech and "all persons are encouraged to report any such antisemitic, discriminatory or racist incidents to the proper authorities for investigation".

The checks from China cleared.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 02:56 PM (KZzsI)

421 407 Cuomo has his highest favorable ratings ever right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

Not with the Families of the nursing home victims

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:56 PM (Zmnko)

422 It's been 7 years April 1st. (No joke) Occasionally will smell one someone is smoking and like it, but don't ever get the craving to go back.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 02:39 PM (Isn+

Smoking is a weird thing. I do not crave the taste, the smell is what does it. It is usually the smell which figures most prominently in the cravings. Very strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:56 PM (A5zUN)

423 >Have they ruled yet? I keep checking.....


Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:56 PM (lwiT4)


NOO!!! Driving me crazy....

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 08, 2020 02:56 PM (sjdRT)

424 She just said there can't be a full reopening until there is a vaccine.
=======

Just imagine if they had told me I couldn't open my asshole until there was a vaccine!

Posted by: Shep! at May 08, 2020 02:57 PM (vg8iE)

425 416 Larry O'Connor @LarryOConnor

Barack Obama's Justice Department went after Virginia Gov McDonnell (a political rival) and his conviction was thrown out by SCOTUS

Same with NJ's Gov Chris Christie's allies... thrown out by SCOTUS.

Same with Gen. Mike Flynn, DOJ throw those charges out.

See a pattern here?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 02:56 PM (x4XFu)

==========

VA got a Democratic governor.

NJ got a Democratic governor.

I have a strong feeling that the hat trick isn't going to happen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:57 PM (LvTSG)

426
Doesn't it take on average 5 or 6 years to develop a vaccine?

***

They made a crash effort for Ebola back in 2014 and produced one at the end of 2019 that is partially effective.


Of course we have a flu vaccine, most people get it, and flu still kills 30-80K people a year in the US.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2020 02:57 PM (WdocV)

427 The US is second in world Jewish population at just under 6M - with large groups in the northeastern parts of the country - I presume you mean Lexington MA?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2020 02:55 PM (WdocV)

No, I type now from the city of Lexington in the Commonwealth of Kentucky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:58 PM (A5zUN)

428 @JaieAvila
Resolution being voted on by San Antonio City Council this morning labels terms "Chinese Virus" and "Kung Fu Virus" as hate speech and "all persons are encouraged to report any such antisemitic, discriminatory or racist incidents to the proper authorities for investigation".
Posted by: Bertram Cabot,

Soon to be on the San Antonio agenda is a resolution against calling it the "Asian Murder Hornet' to be replaced by "Hungry Bug of Unknown Origin".

Posted by: Cheri at May 08, 2020 02:58 PM (oiNtH)

429 They had to go back to the primary in 2015 to find something bad McEnany said about Trump, and she's been on TV multiple times per week since. They are such sad wankers.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 02:58 PM (/BUR0)

430 Larry O'Connor @LarryOConnor

Barack Obama's Justice Department went after Virginia Gov McDonnell (a political rival) and his conviction was thrown out by SCOTUS

Same with NJ's Gov Chris Christie's allies... thrown out by SCOTUS.

Same with Gen. Mike Flynn, DOJ throw those charges out.

See a pattern here?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette



It's what we've said.

The process IS the punishment.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 02:58 PM (Isn+8)

431 Cuomo has his highest favorable ratings ever right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:51 PM (LvTSG)


Even my husband's super prog NYC sister and her husband are "disappointed" in him because of the nursing home deaths. Of course, everything else is Trump's fault.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 02:58 PM (ptqGC)

432 NOO!!! Driving me crazy....


Posted by: Muad'dib at May 08, 2020 02:56 PM (sjdRT)



I'm going to listen to Vicki McKenna in a few minutes on WISN. Maybe she's heard something.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:58 PM (lwiT4)

433 I built a pool at my former place in Houston back in 2013. When I filled it the water was very green and I was told not to worry, that was the blah blah oxygenated blah chlorine whatever. Was told it would go away in two or three days and it did.

Just finished filling my new pool a couple of counties down the coast. Water looks good enough to drink.

DanMa'am has insisted we have an osmosis filter wherever we live. She proved she's a treasure.

Posted by: DanMan at May 08, 2020 02:58 PM (XTiHL)

434
I always wonder why they just do not go full BNW and call themselves the 'Ministry of Truth'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:50 PM (A5zUN)

--------

The Nazis called it the Ministry of Public Enlightenment.

The communists in Germany... I don't know if they even had a name for it. It was a division of the Stasi. As the Stasi grew like kudzu (it's almost unique in the Communist world) it more-or-less subsumed all functions of government. Even the postal service was a direct subsidiary of the Stasi. The dogcatchers worked for them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2020 02:58 PM (5jaxN)

435 My very first response was "Why in TF does Trump have to bring his PR-seeking circus act to OUR primaries? Hasn't he mostly been a Dem? Just because they have a shoo-in, now our side is going to be forced to answer for all his buffoonery."

Then he talked straight talk on immigration and started winning me over immediately.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 08, 2020 02:58 PM (+7yf7)

436 >I'm going to listen to Vicki McKenna in a few minutes on WISN. Maybe she's heard something.


Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:58 PM (lwiT4)


Well, don't leave me hanging if she has some 411. Please.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 08, 2020 02:59 PM (sjdRT)

437 Since I mentioned it up-thread, here is the classic Hot Crazy Matrix video:

https://youtu.be/R_USJCTIgs4

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 02:59 PM (wPrvZ)

438 I would do secks to Marie Harf... But, much like a moped, I wouldn't wanna have my friends see me riding her.

Posted by: Truck Monkey Report at May 08, 2020 02:59 PM (flINI)

439 There were Blue Dog Dems everywhere in Reagan's time. Not so much anymore.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 02:54 PM (A7lT5)

The Blue Dog lie died with Bart Stupid.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 02:59 PM (/BUR0)

440 Nood

Posted by: Greg61 at May 08, 2020 02:59 PM (FvHZ4)

441 So it's Friday, are we gonna get some" drops "today?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2020 02:59 PM (Zmnko)

442 He's going to have a ball while all of this plays out.


I'm glad the President is having fun today but if he doesn't do SOMETHING a large part of his country is gonna be essentially gone

last I checked PA was a swing state, and right now Wolf has us all with our necks in nooses standing on our tippy toes

we can't recall him

we can't override his veto

our state supreme court is leftist

I guess we're just SOL

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 03:00 PM (j9HX3)

443 Resolution being voted on by San Antonio City Council this morning
labels terms "Chinese Virus" and "Kung Fu Virus" as hate speech and "all
persons are encouraged to report any such antisemitic, discriminatory
or racist incidents to the proper authorities for investigation".



*searches in vain for the hate speech exemption in the 1A*

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 08, 2020 03:00 PM (q1Pj5)

444 She just said there can't be a full reopening until there is a vaccine.

====

Good thing we didn't do this shutdown for AIDS, huh?

Idiot.

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 03:00 PM (cF8AT)

445 181 So, I prostrated myself in front of my three "besties"
these are women I've spent many, many friday happy hours with.

I begged them to allow me to join them in someone's backyard (I work up in their part of the city on Fridays) sit six feet apart and have a cocktail with them.

nope.

they have families and dogs. I have a cat. They know I am struggling.

and they don't care.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 02:27 PM (d7Ww2)

Nurse, I would gladly invite you over for some sangria!! I'm in Chicago, but you and anyone else are welcome! ((Hugs))

Posted by: Cheriebebe at May 08, 2020 03:00 PM (Xt7n2)

446 I know a lot of people in NY who love them some Cuomo now.

It's saddening.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 08, 2020 03:00 PM (+7yf7)

447 So if the Blue States stay closed until there is a vaccine then Trump will win a landslide. 44 American States versus 6 Wet Market States does not make for an electoral landslide for Biden.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 03:00 PM (A7lT5)

448 >
437
Since I mentioned it up-thread, here is the classic Hot Crazy Matrix video:



https://youtu.be/R_USJCTIgs4





Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 02:59 PM (wPrvZ)


No woman I ever showed that to thought it was 1% as funny as I thought it was. Go figure.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 08, 2020 03:00 PM (sjdRT)

449 Larry O'Connor @LarryOConnor

Barack Obama's Justice Department went after Virginia Gov McDonnell (a political rival) and his conviction was thrown out by SCOTUS

Same with NJ's Gov Chris Christie's allies... thrown out by SCOTUS.

Same with Gen. Mike Flynn, DOJ throw those charges out.

See a pattern here?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 02:56 PM (x4XFu)

Maybe they realize Obama really was worse than Nixon and want to overturn all his victories against political enemies.

Maybe I'm too optimistic.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2020 03:00 PM (CqE5x)

450 Speaking of Wisconsin,
Assembly Speaker Robin Vos (R) says someone sent him dog poop in the mail

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 03:00 PM (lwiT4)

451 >>>Cuomo has his highest favorable ratings ever right now.


Not with all the nursing home residents he killed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 08, 2020 03:00 PM (AFSld)

452 446 I know a lot of people in NY who love them some Cuomo now.

It's saddening.
-------------------------------
Munchhausen by Proxy?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 03:01 PM (A7lT5)

453 Nobody can force me stop calling it Wuhan Crud, or Kung Flu, or Chinese Lung Rot. Just like I'll never refer to the Spanish Flu as the 1918 flu.

Funny part is my millennial son hates it when I call it Wuhan, but he's smart enough not to try lecturing me on it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at May 08, 2020 03:01 PM (x8Wzq)

454 392
She just said there can't be a full reopening until there is a vaccine.



Doesn't it take on average 5 or 6 years to develop a vaccine?


Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 02:53 PM (lwiT4)


*checks tequila stash**tunes up ukuleles*
Ready coach!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 08, 2020 03:01 PM (4tEsR)

455 I know a lot of people in NY who love them some Cuomo now.

It's saddening.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 08, 2020 03:00 PM (+7yf7)

Well if it proves anything, it's that just showing up , is half of it.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2020 03:01 PM (CqE5x)

456
Ain't no such thing as a Red city. After a certain population number - things are going to go Prog. Can't be stopped.

Posted by: Just How Things Are at May 08, 2020 02:53 PM (+bKWx)



States need to adopt some form of electoral college to bust up the mega-city voter monopoly.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2020 03:02 PM (OBLCF)

457 I'm glad the President is having fun today but if he doesn't do
SOMETHING a large part of his country is gonna be essentially gone




Exactly. He needs to get on the stick and use the Bully Pulpit or we're toast.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 08, 2020 03:02 PM (lwiT4)

458 >>>they have families and dogs. I have a cat. They know I am struggling.

and they don't care.



We need to HQ to start up Zoom meetings.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 08, 2020 03:02 PM (AFSld)

459 So if the Blue States stay closed until there is a vaccine then Trump will win a landslide.

I dunno'. Lots of people love this shit. They are having the time of their lives. They think they matter now.

Posted by: Just How Things Are at May 08, 2020 03:02 PM (+bKWx)

460 No woman I ever showed that to thought it was 1% as funny as I thought it was. Go figure.


Posted by: Muad'dib at May 08, 2020 03:00 PM (sjdRT)

or The Nail either.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 08, 2020 03:03 PM (4tEsR)

461 This is cute...

@JYoungpoker

My daughters 7th birthday is coming up, and she's not going to be able to have a party this year...she asked what it would take for her to get a puppy for her bday, I jokingly said 50,000 likes. She said let's go!

Reply 3.5K Retweet 8.3K Like 137K

https://tinyurl.com/ydykz8hj

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 03:03 PM (cF8AT)

462 Cuomo has his highest favorable ratings ever right now.


Not with all the nursing home residents he killed.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 08, 2020 03:00 PM (AFSld)

Shallow ratings.

If he was put under a microscope--like is he ran for president--the numbers would come down.
Fast.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2020 03:03 PM (CqE5x)

463
Where's the Republican activism from members of Congress??

Where are you Republican Shits?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 03:04 PM (Ns+OD)

464 >>>If he was put under a microscope--like is he ran for president--the numbers would come down.


Even other Dems would immediately his failures during the Wuhan virus.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 08, 2020 03:04 PM (AFSld)

465 Cuomo has his highest favorable ratings ever right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:51 PM (LvTSG)

People get the government they deserve. Good and hard.

Any Noo Yawkahs with any sense and without millions in their portfolio are looking to get the fuck out of the Vampire State

Please don't move to Florida though. We have all the nasty things waiting to kill you, and your life is more precious than no state income tax and sunshine

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2020 03:04 PM (qAR6u)

466 ==========



Cuomo has his highest favorable ratings ever right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:51 PM (LvTSG)


So does Pritzker. He's saving us from Flu Manchu!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 08, 2020 02:52 PM (H6pBf)


Criminy

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2020 03:05 PM (OBLCF)

467 Cuomo has his highest favorable ratings ever right now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 02:51 PM (LvTSG)


So does Pritzker. He's saving us from Flu Manchu!!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan


ditto Inslee

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 03:05 PM (d7Ww2)

468 262 251
Not only does this assume that Ben fucks chicks.









No chance

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at May 08, 2020 02:38 PM (nRWPy)

All that noise? Ben whining while Harf put her dildo up his ass



Peg Harf

Posted by: Priapism at May 08, 2020 03:06 PM (2cfUo)

469

Add me to the list who wants the president to take the reigns from the CDC.

We are approaching the Point Of No Return.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 03:06 PM (Ns+OD)

470 I dunno'. Lots of people love this shit. They are having the time of their lives. They think they matter now.

Posted by: Just How Things Are at May 08, 2020 03:02 PM (+bKWx)

This. People Heidi works with are eating up THE DRAMA.
*cue scary music*
All they talk about. All the steps they take to disinfect. No amazon boxes in the house... unpack them outside with gloves on...blah blah. . Like they are planting victory gardens or some shit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 08, 2020 03:07 PM (4tEsR)

471

Cuomo, who is killing people and is the main reason the rest of the country is shutdown, has high approval ratings? This makes sense to you?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 03:08 PM (Ns+OD)

472 Cuomo, who is killing people and is the main reason the rest of the country is shutdown, has high approval ratings? This makes sense to you?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 03:08 PM (Ns+OD)

"This is LEADERSHIP!!" slobbers the DNC Media

Posted by: kbdabear at May 08, 2020 03:10 PM (qAR6u)

473 It's been 7 years April 1st. (No joke) Occasionally will smell one
someone is smoking and like it, but don't ever get the craving to go
back.


Quit for over a year, no cravings at all. I was outside taking a work break, the guy next to me offered me a smoke, I said "Sure." Back to a pack a day within a couple of days, and still at it years later.

Course nicotine is sposed to help against the 'Rona, so it's all good!

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 08, 2020 03:10 PM (YqED9)

474 111 Kayleigh is happily married and the mother of a five m.o. baby.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Well, shoot -- and here I thought we'd finally found the perfect gal for the Head Ewok.

Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at May 08, 2020 03:11 PM (kBcfH)

475 "Mass-murderer Andrew Cuomo" would seem to be the correct appelation, imho. And no, I'm not kidding.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 08, 2020 03:12 PM (YqED9)

476 Cuomo, who is killing people and is the main reason the rest of the country is shutdown, has high approval ratings? This makes sense to you?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 03:08 PM (Ns+OD)


Absolutely. Because we are essentially two different cultures trapped in one country - and we friggin' HATE each other.

They want people like me to hurt. And, get this, I want them to hurt just as damn bad. So yeah - they're gonna' love their leaders and I'm gonna' support anything and anybody that causes them pain.

It all makes sense when you look at is as a cultural cold war.

Posted by: Just How Things Are at May 08, 2020 03:12 PM (+bKWx)

477 dunno'. Lots of people love this shit. They are having the time of their lives. They think they matter now.

Oh for sure. Masks are now a fashion statement. It's dumb.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 08, 2020 03:13 PM (dUJdY)

478 She just said there can't be a full reopening until there is a vaccine.

*******************

Like the one they have for SARS-1? 'Cuz that puppy petered out after a year all by its lonesome......

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at May 08, 2020 03:14 PM (VqNuf)

479 ...They want people like me to hurt. And, get this, I want them to hurt just as damn bad. So yeah - they're gonna' love their leaders and I'm gonna' support anything and anybody that causes them pain.

It all makes sense when you look at is as a cultural cold war.

Posted by: Just How Things Are at May 08, 2020 03:12 PM (+bKWx)


I want them to go away.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2020 03:17 PM (OBLCF)

480 Greetings:

That four women on a panel idea might be in need of a rethink.

Also, that Liz Harrington takes no enemies. I saw her on DW's "Conflict Zone" totally dismantling the host who previously thought he was a hard-ass.

Posted by: 11B40 at May 08, 2020 03:17 PM (evgyj)

481 Can we get a clarification of the definition of a 'butterface'?



Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2020 02:20 PM (Fc5rx)

But, her face.....




Posted by: Jane D'oh

Butt = her face

Posted by: Socially distant at May 08, 2020 03:22 PM (HfMsJ)

482 Not with all the nursing home residents he killed.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 08, 2020 03:00 PM (AFSld)

Well, like Chicago, he may get them to vote.

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 03:24 PM (nz8WK)

483 192---..... This year will be... 9 years in August and yet, last night AOP mentioned 50 count cigarette tins and all of a sudden, I had a very strong craving. I was getting the full thing. Almost smelling them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 08, 2020 02:28 PM (A5zUN)
---------------------------------
LOL.
Over 10 years for me.
Y'no, sometimes people get to talking about what they would do if SMOD were to hit in an hour, what meal would they would want before being executed, that sort of thing.

My answer is the same as it was 10 years ago.
Can you guess?!?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 08, 2020 03:24 PM (M/9m0)

484 NY Slime and WSJ NOT covering document release at all.

Gee, wonder why?

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 03:32 PM (nz8WK)

485 "...all the evil that is in the Left/Democrat Party disappears overnight. Because their evil can't stand the light of day. "

I think it would take a long time; about half the country is comprised of committed leftists, pretty hardcore Democrats such as the vast majority of government workers, brainwashed useful idiots, and various Democrat constituency groups looking for handouts.

But over time, if those scum in the media simply did their jobs fairly as opposed to advancing their leftist narrative at all costs, we would over time skew back to a more informed and rational, center-right nation overall.

Posted by: RM at May 08, 2020 05:12 PM (U3LtS)

486 Flash MoMe at Nurse Ratched's house in 15 minutes!!!!!

Be there or be square !

Posted by: stumck at May 08, 2020 05:59 PM (uksaT)

487 Harf is like Juan Williams on The Five. Fox needs comedy relief.
What those folks will do for a paycheck.

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at May 08, 2020 06:05 PM (fikzx)

488 After Kayleigh McEnany cited those KungFlu quotes, I thought she was slapping the press like Undercover Brother slapping some sense into Lance.
After this one, it is more like the crew and passengers in Airplane lining up to slap the hysterical woman, except the line is just Kayleigh, and the woman is a line of media clowns.
Now I am waiting for the American History X curbstomp. That should be good.

Posted by: Sam at May 08, 2020 07:09 PM (ohyxL)

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