Publicly, Former Obama Defense Official and Current Congressional Candidate Evelyn Farkas Claimed She Had Direct Evidence of Collusion;
Under Oath, She Admitted She Had No Evidence, But Just "Felt" Like There Was Collusion

She made a high-profile call for #TheResistance to (illegally) disseminate classified information so that the Bad Orange Man could not destroy all the proof she knew existed.

Sean Davis:

Farkas, who served in the Obama administration as the deputy assistant secretary of Defense for Russia, Ukraine, and Eurasia from 2012 through 2015, also claimed that administration officials appointed by Trump might even destroy evidence of alleged collusion if they "found out how we knew what we knew about the Trump staff's dealing with Russians.

They might "try to compromise those sources and methods," Farkas alleged in the MSNBC interview. "And we would no longer have access to that intelligence."

"Not enough was coming out into the open and I knew there was more," Farkas claimed.

Oooh! The Woman Who Knew Too Much!

But when she was put under oath with the advisory that she could be prosecuted for her lies, suddenly she didn't know all the things she previously claimed to know:

"Why don't we go back to that sentence that I just asked you about. It says 'the Trump folks, if they found out how we knew what we knew about their staff dealing with Russians,'" Gowdy said. "Well, how would you know what the U.S. government knew at that point? You didn't work for it, did you?"

"I didn't," said Farkas, a former mid-level Russia analyst who left the federal government in 2015.

"Then how did you know?" Gowdy responded.

"I didn't know anything," Farkas said.

"Did you have information connecting the Trump campaign to the hack of the DNC?" Gowdy asked.

"No," Farkas admitted.

"So when you say, 'We knew,' the reality is you knew nothing," Gowdy asked later during the deposition.

"Correct," Farkas responded.

Gowdy didn't stop there.

"So when you say 'knew,' what you really meant was felt?" he asked.

"Correct," Farkas answered.

I want to point out again that while Rich Lowry is congratulating the Cleanskin Bloomberg Reporter --tolerated by the leftist media -- Eli Lake for having been right about Michael Flynn, Lowry is offering no such congratulations to Sean Davis, Mollie Hemingway, Margot Cleveland, or the rest of the Federalist.

Or to Julie Kelly and the rest of American Greatness.

Because the leftist media hates them, and therefore the quisling coward Rich Lowry must treat them as Unmentionables and Deplorables to remain tolerated by his leftist media employers and friends, too.

Is the Pesudoright Corporate Welfare class ever going to mention that The Federalist and American Greatness were right all along, or are they going to follow the orders of their leftist superiors and keep them on the Officially Unpersoned lists?

Posted by: Ace at 12:11 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

2

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:12 PM (LvTSG)

3 Lucky me. And I had a non-topical rant. Will save it to be Willowed later.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 08, 2020 12:13 PM (hKi6n)

4 Marie Harf is defending Clapper, Brennan et al on Fox right now, and getting bitch-slapped by Lara Logan.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:13 PM (ptqGC)

5 "No," Farkas admitted.

"So when you say, 'We knew,' the reality is you knew nothing," Gowdy asked later during the deposition.

"Correct," Farkas responded.

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I swear...Trump's known all of this for years, and he's been happy when talking about the Russian collusion hoax for a while.

He knows what's coming, and it ain't nothin'.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:14 PM (LvTSG)

6 I "feel" all these people should be in prison.

Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2020 12:14 PM (N9G0H)

7 Is Evelyn any relation to Scott? No matter. She deserves the same.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 08, 2020 12:14 PM (hKi6n)

8 Farkas, go play Farkle with a Colt 1911.

Now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:14 PM (M1357)

9 Feelings are more important than facts, after all.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at May 08, 2020 12:14 PM (tmA71)

10 Hiya Ace !

How ya feelin' ?

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (arJlL)

11 Gotta ask myself, why did these idiots all tell the truth under oath?

Something is going on here that we are not seeing because they usually lie their a$$es off with impunity.


clapper twice lied big time to Congress while he was the head of the IC and nothing happened to him so why did he tell the truth under oath this time?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (JUOKG)

12 Summer is coming.

Posted by: Max Power at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (QCc6B)

13 This "feeling" will be enough for many people.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (svbBD)

14 Hello, she lied.

Posted by: LASue at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (Ed8Zd)

15 Follow the money, Ace.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Poetry Power! Sonnets of the Shut-Ins Available at The Outrage Outlet! at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (75OeF)

16 people need to swing

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 08, 2020 12:16 PM (8D42x)

17 11 Gotta ask myself, why did these idiots all tell the truth under oath?

Something is going on here that we are not seeing because they usually lie their a$$es off with impunity.


clapper twice lied big time to Congress while he was the head of the IC and nothing happened to him so why did he tell the truth under oath this time?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (JUOKG)

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Because they believe that the DOJ will prosecute them now, as opposed to when Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch were in charge?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:16 PM (LvTSG)

18 I just "feel" like everyone in the Obama administration needs to be drawn and quartered. Make Marie Harf watch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:16 PM (ptqGC)

19 TOP 20?

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at May 08, 2020 12:16 PM (pw+jk)

20 This "feeling" will be enough for many people.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (svbBD)

I'm feeling a fart...at least I hope it's a fart.

Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2020 12:16 PM (X/Pw5)

21 FEELINGS

whoa whoa whoa

FEELINGS!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 12:16 PM (d7Ww2)

22 Comey will never talk but Brennan, Brennan looks like a squealer to me

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 12:17 PM (KZzsI)

23 11 Gotta ask myself, why did these idiots all tell the truth under oath?


that IS a really good question?!?! anyone know?

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:17 PM (j9HX3)

24 I just "feel" like everyone in the Obama administration needs to be drawn and quartered. Make Marie Harf watch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:16 PM (ptqGC)

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And flayed, Flaying is cool.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 08, 2020 12:17 PM (pw+jk)

25 I hear she has yellow eyes

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:17 PM (ifmtJ)

26 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at May 08, 2020 12:17 PM (w6cjO)

27 clapper twice lied big time to Congress while he was
the head of the IC and nothing happened to him so why did he tell the
truth under oath this time?


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (JUOKG)


What is different between *then* and *now*?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Poetry Power! Sonnets of the Shut-Ins Available at The Outrage Outlet! at May 08, 2020 12:17 PM (75OeF)

28 Ah, the "I feel it, therefore it is" clause. Powerful clause, that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:17 PM (hYcqw)

29 This "feeling" will be enough for many people.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (svbBD)

I'm feeling a fart...at least I hope it's a fart.
Posted by: BignJames


Never trust a fart after 50.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 12:17 PM (Isn+8)

30 Because they believe that the DOJ will prosecute them now, as opposed to when Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch were in charge?


well if that's why, that really should be enough to prove that the Obama Admin was thoroughly corrupt

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:18 PM (j9HX3)

31 That exchange doesn't make Gowdy look too hot. He has her admit she's a liar but then gives her the out that she was acting on a feeling. The transcript would be more damning without the "felt" question.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2020 12:18 PM (H5knJ)

32 first


Well thank GOD that's settled!!!

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 08, 2020 12:18 PM (2BgZB)

33 30 Because they believe that the DOJ will prosecute them now, as opposed to when Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch were in charge?


well if that's why, that really should be enough to prove that the Obama Admin was thoroughly corrupt
Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:18 PM (j9HX3)

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That's been obvious since the New Black Panther case ended. And that was like day 3 of the administration.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:18 PM (LvTSG)

34 I hope the flaming skull has been recharged.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:18 PM (ptqGC)

35 1 first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


From yesterday's all-time record-breaking disaster comment to a "first first" -- first on Ace's first thread of the day -- you went from zero to hero in record time!

Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2020 12:18 PM (N9G0H)

36 Rich Evans > Rich Lowry

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:18 PM (ifmtJ)

37 Farkas is bad news. Jack Straw around to remind us what she's been involved with, coup-wise?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 12:19 PM (bDqIh)

38 yeah Gowdy is a total prissy weak-minded goober, that's true

but at least he's semi on the side of what's Good and Right. on some days. lol

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:19 PM (j9HX3)

39 Eli looks like he could be tater's cousin

Posted by: Biding my time at May 08, 2020 12:19 PM (ONvIw)

40 Comey will never talk but Brennan, Brennan looks like a squealer to me

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Only in the backwoods swamp with a banjo player.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 08, 2020 12:19 PM (2BgZB)

41 35 1 first
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

From yesterday's all-time record-breaking disaster comment to a "first first" -- first on Ace's first thread of the day -- you went from zero to hero in record time!
Posted by: zombie at May 08, 2020 12:18 PM (N9G0H)

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Shh....

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:19 PM (LvTSG)

42 Draw and quatering?

Wood chipper feet first.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:19 PM (M1357)

43 Never trust a fart after 50.

Farts 1 - 49 are safe then?

Posted by: banned but windy at May 08, 2020 12:19 PM (x4wde)

44 I hate this kind of language. "I feel." "I feel that we should ..." or "I feel that the customer ..." or "I wonder how you feel about ..."

I once got in trouble at work over this. I was in a meeting at someone was talking - with no data - about what they "felt" we should be doing for a customer's specific problem. I said - in a moment of diplomatic breakdown - "I don't care how you feel. What do you *think* about the problem?"

Feelings != thoughts.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:19 PM (hYcqw)

45
Eldest daughter of Scut Farkus, is she?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 12:20 PM (pNxlR)

46 She had yellow eyes, so help me God, yellow eyes!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 12:20 PM (cuKeo)

47 Is the Pesudoright Corporate Welfare class ever going to mention that The Federalist and American Greatness were right all along, or are they going to follow the orders of their leftist superiors and keep them on the Officially Unpersoned lists?

Posted by: Ace at 12:11 PM

rhetorical question, Ace? we know they're not REAL people and should be shipped off to the gulags, at best, for daring to expose the actual truth as opposed to the narrative...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 08, 2020 12:20 PM (8D42x)

48 Feelings.

Posted by: Miss Barbra Streisand at May 08, 2020 12:20 PM (hKi6n)

49 It looks like most of the big document dump today was proof that everyone involved in the Russian Collusion case knew and admitted in advance admitted they knew there was nothing to it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 12:20 PM (KZzsI)

50 Man, it would be nice if Obama went to jail.
Wouldn't that be nice?

That would be nice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:20 PM (ifmtJ)

51 I hope the flaming skull has been recharged.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

And the Victory pics !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2020 12:21 PM (arJlL)

52 11. Seems to me they all knew that the truth did not matter at all, so why expose themselves to any perjury charges? It was all a public political show.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 08, 2020 12:21 PM (svbBD)

53 49 It looks like most of the big document dump today was proof that everyone involved in the Russian Collusion case knew and admitted in advance admitted they knew there was nothing to it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 12:20 PM (KZzsI)

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Things getting sporty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:21 PM (LvTSG)

54 Yeah, I'm thinking Farkas lied under oath. When she was on MSNBC she made it sound like she was one of the leak facilitators. No, she personally wasn't hastily accessing this intel in the final weeks of the Obama presidency, she was one of the people they were passing it to.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 12:21 PM (bDqIh)

55 "Then how did you know?" Gowdy responded.

"I didn't know anything," Farkas said.


*swoon*

Posted by: Sgt. Schultz at May 08, 2020 12:21 PM (cuKeo)

56 11 Gotta ask myself, why did these idiots all tell the truth under oath?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (JUOKG)

Good question. Seriously. I think the very limited Republican presence may have helped. Gowdy would have asked for specific dates, and if one was offered, specific documentation.

Also, I think there were so many people being interviewed and part of the process that everyone may have assumed someone else would manufacture the evidence. After all, they weren't the important people who came up with the conspiracy. Instead, they were just the conspirators who would spread the message to all of the friendly media whores. Besides, Orange Man Bad would be impeached and convicted, Democrats would rule all of Congress and the White House, and this would all be forgotten.

So, why not tell the truth when the transcripts will never see the light of day?

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at May 08, 2020 12:21 PM (a/dOO)

57 I'd be happy if President Trump just pardons Barry.

that would be amusing enough for me

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:21 PM (j9HX3)

58 Farkas is bad news. Jack Straw around to remind us what she's been involved with, coup-wise?
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He's not so bad, just a little slow.

Posted by: Vilkas at May 08, 2020 12:21 PM (kOpft)

59 Where is she running for Congress?

Posted by: Ha at May 08, 2020 12:21 PM (4Q1w7)

60 She'll end up in prison making sandwiches.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 08, 2020 12:21 PM (KKBDi)

61 Shh....
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:19 PM (LvTSG)

heh

I'm expecting a review of "The Barrel".

Something Promethean...

Posted by: browndog at May 08, 2020 12:21 PM (gD6Ka)

62 I just would like to say that I have never seen a DOUBLE FLAMING SKULL in one day like yesterday.


Thanks to Ace and everyone here.

P.S. The ETA for my schadenboner coming back from low orbit is tomorrow morning 11:30 PST.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 08, 2020 12:22 PM (pw+jk)

63
Because they believe that the DOJ will prosecute them now, as opposed to when Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch were in charge?


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:16 PM


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I don't think that's it. It doesn't feel right to me. There was something else pushing this burst of truthfulness from two years ago.


Remember sessions was still AG when this was going on, they knew he wouldn't do $hit to them.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 12:22 PM (JUOKG)

64 Draw and quatering?

Wood chipper feet first.
Posted by: Anna Puma

!

You seem to be in a GREAT mood today !

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2020 12:22 PM (arJlL)

65 Man, it would be nice if Obama went to jail.
Wouldn't that be nice?

That would be nice.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:20 PM (ifmtJ)
++++++++++++
Obama doesn't go to prison even in *my* fever dreams of victory.

Dude is untouchable. They might never speak of him again when they try to put the party back together in the wake of the collateral damage this could cause, but he himself will never go down.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:22 PM (hYcqw)

66 I've never heard anyone on Fox put down Marie Harf with facts the way Lara Logan did. Harf didn't know what hit her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)

67 65 Man, it would be nice if Obama went to jail.
Wouldn't that be nice?

That would be nice.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:20 PM (ifmtJ)
++++++++++++
Obama doesn't go to prison even in *my* fever dreams of victory.

Dude is untouchable. They might never speak of him again when they try to put the party back together in the wake of the collateral damage this could cause, but he himself will never go down.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:22 PM (hYcqw)

He could die of AIDs though.

Posted by: Someguy at May 08, 2020 12:22 PM (Zm+LZ)

68 It looks like most of the big document dump today was proof that everyone involved in the Russian Collusion case knew and admitted in advance admitted they knew there was nothing to it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 12:20 PM (KZzsI)

And the Left's answer to it will be just like Harry Reid's.

"Well it worked, didn't it?"

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 12:23 PM (uEbPt)

69 So Is Evelyn related to Scut?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 08, 2020 12:23 PM (o2MD2)

70 Speaking of "just Felt" ...
Crowdstrike's Shaun Henry: "There are times when we can see data exfiltrated, and we can say conclusively. But in this case it appears it was set up to be exfiltrated, but we just don't have the evidence that says it actually left."

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2020 12:23 PM (3aI0K)

71 Lunch time and some City Hunter.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:23 PM (M1357)

72 I just would like to say that I have never seen a DOUBLE FLAMING SKULL in one day like yesterday.


Thanks to Ace and everyone here.



It's the AoSHQ equivalent of winning the Triple Crown.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 12:23 PM (cuKeo)

73 I prefer the old-timey penalty for treason and sedition.

Posted by: Old Dude at May 08, 2020 12:23 PM (LGXGf)

74 So, anything happening?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 12:23 PM (ZLI7S)

75 >>>62 I just would like to say that I have never seen a DOUBLE FLAMING SKULL in one day like yesterday.


dude there was a 64x flaming skull.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:23 PM (PbpT7)

76 Gotta ask myself, why did these idiots all tell the truth under oath?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (JUOKG)
++++++++++++++
It was a secret interview behind closed doors with a largely friendly audience and the unfriendlies - the Republicans - don't break the rules and talk about things that happened under seal. What was the downside?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:23 PM (hYcqw)

77 68 It looks like most of the big document dump today was proof that everyone involved in the Russian Collusion case knew and admitted in advance admitted they knew there was nothing to it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 12:20 PM (KZzsI)

And the Left's answer to it will be just like Harry Reid's.

"Well it worked, didn't it?"
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 12:23 PM (uEbPt)

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Yeah, it got them the House in 2018 and an impeachment that went nowhere, giving Trump a major win while lying their asses off to their constituents.

Also, it royally pissed off the most powerful man in the federal government who has control of the DOJ.

Sure, it worked like gangbusters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

78 Never trust a fart after 50.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 12:17 PM (Isn+


After 50 what? Don't leave me hanging...

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 08, 2020 12:24 PM (Y8DtA)

79 Focused on the wrong word in "we knew" .

Who did you mean by "we", since you weren't in the Gov't.?

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at May 08, 2020 12:24 PM (hkDyM)

80 Reuters in deep denial. Has article about how Judge Sullivan still can reject the dismissal of charges on Flynn.

"So you're saying 'there's a chance'"

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2020 12:24 PM (G0vdT)

81 So all these people lied to the media.

Not going to get a conviction on that.

Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2020 12:24 PM (ZfRYq)

82 Tuft's graduate. They grade on a curve.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 12:24 PM (A7lT5)

83 did some people not see the doubling from 2 to 4 to 8 to 16 to 32 to 64?

I thought about going to 128, but I thought the page might hang up trying to execute 128 animations.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:24 PM (PbpT7)

84 75 >>>62 I just would like to say that I have never seen a DOUBLE FLAMING SKULL in one day like yesterday.


dude there was a 64x flaming skull.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:23 PM (PbpT7)

Russian collusion at work.

Posted by: Someguy at May 08, 2020 12:24 PM (Zm+LZ)

85 80 Reuters in deep denial. Has article about how Judge Sullivan still can reject the dismissal of charges on Flynn.

"So you're saying 'there's a chance'"
Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2020 12:24 PM (G0vdT)

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I thought he had accepted the dismissal yesterday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:24 PM (LvTSG)

86
What a farkas.

Posted by: Sphynx at May 08, 2020 12:25 PM (rXie1)

87 Gotta ask myself, why did these idiots all tell the truth under oath?

Something is going on here that we are not seeing because they usually lie their a$$es off with impunity.


clapper twice lied big time to Congress while he was the head of the IC and nothing happened to him so why did he tell the truth under oath this time?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (JUOKG)

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Because they believe that the DOJ will prosecute them now, as opposed to when Eric Holder and Loretta Lynch were in charge?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:16 PM (LvTSG)

but would they have been scared of a DOJ under sessions, who was AG, iirc? get once barr came in, but at the time of these hearings, wasn't it do nothing at the time?

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 08, 2020 12:25 PM (8D42x)

88 I love how the 64 skulls melded into one giant skull.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:25 PM (ptqGC)

89 83 did some people not see the doubling from 2 to 4 to 8 to 16 to 32 to 64?

I thought about going to 128, but I thought the page might hang up trying to execute 128 animations.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:24 PM (PbpT7)

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There were many comments.

It was quite an event.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:25 PM (LvTSG)

90 11 Gotta ask myself, why did these idiots all tell the truth under oath?



Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (JUOKG)



Because this op was ran on a decompartmental basis. Only a few knew everything. So, 1) if you tell the truth nothing can comeback to bite you (unless your name is Mike Flynn). 2) once you start down the path of lying, things will arise that will require you to lie to make that pop up legit. You know, oh what a tangle web we weave. . . .

Posted by: Steve in SoCal at May 08, 2020 12:25 PM (Ozpxd)

91 "The Conservative Case for Feelings as Fact."

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2020 12:25 PM (WqPYg)

92 31 That exchange doesn't make Gowdy look too hot. He has her admit she's a liar but then gives her the out that she was acting on a feeling. The transcript would be more damning without the "felt" question.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2020 12:18 PM (H5knJ)

I disagree. From a prosecutor point of view, you just got a witness to admit they had nothing. Lying about things on MSNBC is to be expected. Telling the truth on MSNBC, on the other hand...

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at May 08, 2020 12:25 PM (a/dOO)

93
did some people not see the doubling from 2 to 4 to 8 to 16 to 32 to 64?



I thought about going to 128, but I thought the page might hang up trying to execute 128 animations.

Posted by: ace
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Have to leave something for the day Comey is in cuffs I guess.

I'm not sure Pixy will be able to handle what we hope is coming.

Posted by: SH at May 08, 2020 12:25 PM (sX1BW)

94 66 I've never heard anyone on Fox put down Marie Harf with facts the way Lara Logan did. Harf didn't know what hit her.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:22 PM (ptqGC)
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What was the topic?

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2020 12:25 PM (G0vdT)

95
yeah Gowdy is a total prissy weak-minded goober, that's true

but at least he's semi on the side of what's Good and Right. on some days. lol
Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:19 PM (j9HX3)








Depends on what brand of product he puts in his hair that morning.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2020 12:26 PM (EGyGV)

96 >>>There were many comments.


I know, I saw that many saw it, I'm just wondering if some people think that 2 skulls was as far as we went.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:26 PM (PbpT7)

97 Gotta ask myself, why did these idiots all tell the truth under oath?



Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (JUOKG)

++++++++++++++

It was a secret interview behind closed doors with a largely
friendly audience and the unfriendlies - the Republicans - don't break
the rules and talk about things that happened under seal. What was the
downside?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:23 PM (hYcqw)

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When one side plays by the rules and the other does not, it is pretty bed news for the ones that do play by the rules.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 08, 2020 12:26 PM (pw+jk)

98 There were many comments.

It was quite an event.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:25 PM (LvTSG)



Yes. We live impoverished lives.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 12:26 PM (cuKeo)

99 96 >>>There were many comments.


I know, I saw that many saw it, I'm just wondering if some people think that 2 skulls was as far as we went.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:26 PM (PbpT7)

========

The comment might have been referring to the number of threads with skulls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:26 PM (LvTSG)

100 I thought about going to 128, but I thought the page might hang up trying to execute 128 animations.


The hamsters thank you, I'm sure.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 08, 2020 12:26 PM (rep16)

101 I'd be happy if President Trump just pardons Barry.

---

Where did this disgusting idea of pardoning obama come from?

He should be punished for any and all crimes he can be proved to have committed to show that no one is above the law.

Posted by: Methos at May 08, 2020 12:26 PM (kOpft)

102 Clapper wasn't afraid of Congress. But he's scared shitless of Trump and Barr.

Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2020 12:26 PM (XxJt1)

103 https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1258601898258714626
"Their periods are synchronizing"LOL

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 08, 2020 12:26 PM (xPl2J)

104 did some people not see the doubling from 2 to 4 to 8 to 16 to 32 to 64?

________


I was certain you were building a giant middle finger of flaming skulls.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2020 12:27 PM (WqPYg)

105 Gotta ask myself, why did these idiots all tell the truth under oath?



Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 12:15 PM (JUOKG)

++++++++++++++

It was a secret interview behind closed doors with a largely
friendly audience and the unfriendlies - the Republicans - don't break
the rules and talk about things that happened under seal. What was the
downside?


Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:23 PM

---

That may be it, they sure were never worried about being prosecuted for lying.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 12:27 PM (JUOKG)

106 96 >>>There were many comments.


I know, I saw that many saw it, I'm just wondering if some people think that 2 skulls was as far as we went.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:26 PM (PbpT7)

G-d, I hope not.

It was a magnificent event.

Posted by: browndog at May 08, 2020 12:27 PM (gD6Ka)

107 Damn, I love Lara Logan!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:27 PM (ptqGC)

108 Gowdy's questioning was excellent. It's the only thing the sonofabitch ever followed through on.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 08, 2020 12:27 PM (o2MD2)

109 Farkas ONCE shame on you Farkas twice again SHAME ON YOU...Farkas far off as you can.

Posted by: saf at May 08, 2020 12:27 PM (5IHGB)

110 >>>The comment might have been referring to the number of threads with skulls.


oh. Yeah maybe.

I know almost every thread had a flaming skull after about 9:30 on election night 2016.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:27 PM (PbpT7)

111 65 Man, it would be nice if Obama went to jail.
Wouldn't that be nice?

That would be nice.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:20 PM (ifmtJ)
++++++++++++
Obama doesn't go to prison even in *my* fever dreams of victory.

Dude is untouchable. They might never speak of him again when they try to put the party back together in the wake of the collateral damage this could cause, but he himself will never go down.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:22 PM (hYcqw)

The Greeks would have exiled him, at least. We should do that.

But not the olive oil butt sex. He'd like that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:27 PM (ifmtJ)

112 And I made you a new skull ace. I thought it was funny anyway.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 12:27 PM (uEbPt)

113 I just wonder if we'll ever see a flaming punk monkey.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at May 08, 2020 12:28 PM (hkDyM)

114 >>I disagree. From a prosecutor point of view, you just got a witness to admit they had nothing. Lying about things on MSNBC is to be expected. Telling the truth on MSNBC, on the other hand...

Anyone who actually watched the hearings knows that Gowdy was an outstanding cross examiner. The shit he gets is mostly because people seem to think a House Rep has the power to arrest someone or summarily execute them on the spot.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 12:28 PM (ZLI7S)

115 I am no relation to this woman.

*slashes finger across throat*

Posted by: Charlie Farquharson, KORN News at May 08, 2020 12:28 PM (ldmQR)

116 did some people not see the doubling from 2 to 4 to 8 to 16 to 32 to 64?

________


I was certain you were building a giant middle finger of flaming skulls.
Posted by: ShainS



THAT'S how fast Covid was SUPPOSED to double.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 12:28 PM (Isn+8)

117 Conspiracy to deny another US citizen of their constitutional rights can carry up to the death penalty.
I'm not sure it has ever been used.
About time we did.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at May 08, 2020 12:28 PM (w7KSn)

118 >>>112 And I made you a new skull ace. I thought it was funny anyway.

you did?

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:28 PM (PbpT7)

119 Kayleigh the Destroyer coming up soon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:28 PM (ptqGC)

120 When one side plays by the rules and the other does not, it is pretty bed news for the ones that do play by the rules.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 08, 2020 12:26 PM (pw+jk)
++++++++++++++
Yes, it is. Those that don't play by the rules have to promptly and meaningfully punished by those that do, or those that do have throw out the rule book.

They did not choose punishment. As a result, they will now either stop playing by the rules and bring about bedlam or they will keep playing by the rules and die off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:29 PM (hYcqw)

121 I know almost every thread had a flaming skull after about 9:30 on election night 2016.

But that was an early night.

Posted by: Gerg the Poll Troll at May 08, 2020 12:29 PM (IvOed)

122 This is why we don't invite her to Thanksgiving dinners anymore.

Posted by: Marcus Farkas at May 08, 2020 12:29 PM (cuKeo)

123 She testified to that on June 26, 2017

Knowing that, Mueller was still manufacturing evidence for this lie as voters went to the polls in 2018!

Executing that old fuck, his entire staff, mounting their heads on the White House fence, dismembering their bodies and scattering it in the seven seas is too kind for what they deserve

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 08, 2020 12:29 PM (/SDaK)

124 111 The Greeks would have exiled him, at least. We should do that.

But not the olive oil butt sex. He'd like that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:27 PM (ifmtJ)

==========

Exile needs to come back.

Sure, Obama will live the rest of his life well in Italy or wherever, but he'll never set foot on American soil again, or vote.

That'll be nice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:29 PM (LvTSG)

125 81
So all these people lied to the media.



Not going to get a conviction on that.

Posted by: blaster at May 08, 2020 12:24 PM (ZfRYq)
I got convicted of lying to Tim Russert.

Posted by: Scooter Libby at May 08, 2020 12:29 PM (hKi6n)

126 118 >>>112 And I made you a new skull ace. I thought it was funny anyway.
you did?
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:28 PM (PbpT7)

Yeah I emailed it and posted it last night. Hang on

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 12:29 PM (uEbPt)

127 Obama is the Turd in the Punch Bowl. The question is who would drink the punch even if the turd is removed?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 12:29 PM (A7lT5)

128 FarkAss

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 08, 2020 12:29 PM (1g7ch)

129 I know almost every thread had a flaming skull after about 9:30 on election night 2016.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:27 PM (PbpT7)

You mean "erection night" ace...you do don't you.

Posted by: browndog at May 08, 2020 12:29 PM (gD6Ka)

130 114 >>I disagree. From a prosecutor point of view, you just got a witness to admit they had nothing. Lying about things on MSNBC is to be expected. Telling the truth on MSNBC, on the other hand...

Anyone who actually watched the hearings knows that Gowdy was an outstanding cross examiner. The shit he gets is mostly because people seem to think a House Rep has the power to arrest someone or summarily execute them on the spot.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 12:28 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

*scribbles notes*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:29 PM (LvTSG)

131 I'm starting to feel like maybe it is #OneWeek now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla (Trying to decide where to eat tonight) at May 08, 2020 12:30 PM (5p7BC)

132 With Lara Logan's background I nearly feel sorry for Harf. The normal bluster and yell your talking points louder will not work on Ms. Logan.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at May 08, 2020 12:30 PM (NeD6B)

133 It would be a master move to pardon Obama. I doubt we could ever get a jury to unanimously convict him anyway. Communists abound.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 08, 2020 12:30 PM (svbBD)

134 I was certain you were building a giant middle finger of flaming skulls.

That's what you post if anything actually is done to someone of significance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 12:30 PM (KZzsI)

135 Obama is the Turd in the Punch Bowl. The question is who would drink the punch even if the turd is removed?

I would want to know who took the turd.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 08, 2020 12:30 PM (cuKeo)

136
dude there was a 64x flaming skull.
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:23 PM (PbpT7)

AND Victory Boobehs.

And no, that's never coming out of that keyboard...(which I why I keep a stack of fresh new keyboards in the closet...)

Posted by: Abiss at May 08, 2020 12:30 PM (Y8DtA)

137 Dude is untouchable.

ARKANCIDE > OBAMA

Posted by: shhhh, banned at May 08, 2020 12:30 PM (x4wde)

138 124 111 The Greeks would have exiled him, at least. We should do that.

But not the olive oil butt sex. He'd like that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:27 PM (ifmtJ)
---------------------
This is why we need to buy Greenland.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 12:30 PM (A7lT5)

139 123 She testified to that on June 26, 2017

Knowing that, Mueller was still manufacturing evidence for this lie as voters went to the polls in 2018!

Executing that old fuck, his entire staff, mounting their heads on the White House fence, dismembering their bodies and scattering it in the seven seas is too kind for what they deserve
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 08, 2020 12:29 PM (/SDaK)
===

Was Herr Mueller really doing anything or was he just a figurehead for all this I wonder?

Posted by: Augustine at May 08, 2020 12:30 PM (Alp4m)

140 Obama is the Turd in the Punch Bowl. The question is who would drink the punch even if the turd is removed?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 12:29 PM (A7lT5)

==
Every single donkey and all the media. They would all have seconds and thirds.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 08, 2020 12:30 PM (pw+jk)

141 114. Totally agree. Getting a witness to disavow any factual basis, and rely solely on "the feelz" is a master stroke.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 08, 2020 12:30 PM (svbBD)

142 It was a magnificent event.
Posted by: browndog at May 08, 2020 12:27 PM (gD6Ka)


That it was a magnificent event, however my timesheet from yesterday has a lot of white space in it.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 08, 2020 12:31 PM (VThjQ)

143 Here you go ace. Skull. Based on an idea from fellow commenter REDACTED.

https://tinyurl.com/ycckqrla

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 12:31 PM (uEbPt)

144 139
Was Herr Mueller really doing anything or was he just a figurehead for all this I wonder?
Posted by: Augustine at May 08, 2020 12:30 PM (Alp4m)

=====

Pretty sure it's been leaked that he was nothing more than a figurehead. He went to the office and drank everyday.

But that could just be all kinds of wrong. I dunno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:31 PM (LvTSG)

145 Gotta ask myself, why did these idiots all tell the truth under oath?

Something is going on here that we are not seeing because they usually lie their a$$es off with impunity.
--'
No honor among thieves

So while they were all in on the conspiracy, they were also selling each other out to save themselves

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 08, 2020 12:31 PM (/SDaK)

146 Jeebus. I only saw one flaming skull. I missed the other 63.
Ace can you replay it?

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 08, 2020 12:32 PM (JVgnl)

147 Your last question is rhetorical, right Ace?

Posted by: iwuzhere at May 08, 2020 12:32 PM (+bGoc)

148 OK, passed the 100 post threshold.
75 years ago we defeated the National Socialists. We will do so again and throw in the Internationalist Socialists and Communists for good measure.
We will fight them at the Governor's office, at the gun stores, at the school board and at the beauty salon. We will never surrender.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 08, 2020 12:32 PM (hKi6n)

149
This is why we need to buy Greenland.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 12:30 PM (A7lT5)





Buy?

Posted by: 10th Mountain Division at May 08, 2020 12:32 PM (EGyGV)

150 140 Obama is the Turd in the Punch Bowl. The question is who would drink the punch even if the turd is removed?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 12:29 PM (A7lT5)

==
Every single donkey and all the media. They would all have seconds and thirds.
------------------
True, but that let's Trump and us to point out they not only eat shit but drink shit brewed punch.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 12:32 PM (A7lT5)

151 135 Obama is the Turd in the Punch Bowl.

Don't look at me!

Posted by: Baby Ruth at May 08, 2020 12:32 PM (x4wde)

152 AmG and the Federalist are Unpeople.

Posted by: iwuzhere at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (+bGoc)

153 143

That's priceless!

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (hkDyM)

154 Was Herr Mueller really doing anything or was he just a figurehead for all this I wonder?

---

He's a politician.

Because the end result didn't do what Schiff-for-brains et al wanted, he became a figurehead to avoid any blame. Played the useless husband gambit: "honey, I can't make lunch for the kids, I don't know where anything is!"

If the end result resulted in, er, nocturnal emissions for the Left, he'd be up there as the real mastermind.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (2BgZB)

155 Reuters in deep denial. Has article about how Judge Sullivan still can reject the dismissal of charges on Flynn.

"So you're saying 'there's a chance'"


Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2020 12:24 PM (G0vdT)

yeah, I have the feeling if he actually tried that he'd be literally reminded of what tar and feather actually entails.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (8D42x)

156 142 It was a magnificent event.
Posted by: browndog at May 08, 2020 12:27 PM (gD6Ka)

That it was a magnificent event, however my timesheet from yesterday has a lot of white space in it.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 08, 2020 12:31 PM (VThjQ)

oops!

Maybe ATC can help you with that issue, she's been chastised for too much time spent on site by her higher ups.

Insom is too new at his employer to have run afoul of your predicament.

Posted by: browndog at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (gD6Ka)

157 Pretty sure it's been leaked that he was nothing more than a figurehead. He went to the office and drank everyday.

But that could just be all kinds of wrong. I dunno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison



I feel you're right. Therefore...

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (Isn+8)

158 The US still has some far flung obscure small islands to exile people to.

Attu or Kiska sound just about right.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (M1357)

159 153 143

That's priceless!
Posted by: Taqiyyologist at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (hkDyM)

========

I'd buy it for a dollar.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (LvTSG)

160 149
This is why we need to buy Greenland.
Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 12:30 PM (A7lT5)

Buy?
---------------
I like the Danes. Their women are attractive.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (A7lT5)

161 Oh, FFS.

Atlanta mayor is ordering flags lowered to half staff indefinitely to honor victims of the corona virus.


Being honored as Hero's of the Revolution will come later.

Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (MxEKc)

162 did some people not see the doubling from 2 to 4 to 8 to 16 to 32 to 64?

I thought about going to 128, but I thought the page might hang up trying to execute 128 animations.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:24 PM (PbpT7)

it was glorious

and well deserved.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (8D42x)

163 Trump, Caputo Hicks et al should sue EVERYONE and their networks - yeah you Clapper and XiNN - who publicly lied that there was collusion but under oath said there was none

Posted by: avi at May 08, 2020 12:34 PM (kSq2k)

164 Gowdy got her to admit that she had nothing before the feeling question. All the feeling question gives her is the ability to say she was acting on intuition, a sense, or a hunch. Which isn't nearly as unreasonable as just getting her to admit that she lied. Prosecutors always want to ask argumentative questions. The conclusions that jurors or audiences draw for themselves based on straightforward fact questions are far more deeply held precisely because the jurors or audience come to them on their own. You don't have to argue in the questions if the facts are convincing. They are here.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 08, 2020 12:34 PM (H5knJ)

165 I didn't see the doubling flaming skulls yesterday. Just two up when I left. Are they buried in a comment section?

Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2020 12:34 PM (XxJt1)

166 that skull is FANTASTIC! great work!


https://tinyurl.com/ycckqrla

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:34 PM (j9HX3)

167 ^^ " Never trust a Fart over 50" ... ya need to learn when to Hold 'em and when to Let them Free dude.



Kimchi Fart Club Member.

Posted by: saf at May 08, 2020 12:35 PM (5IHGB)

168
Clap On, Clap Off - a limerick

Farkas had her pipe dreams all checked
The whole Russian narrative is wrecked
Couldn't get enough claps
So the fantasy collapsed
A victim of the Tinkerbell Effect

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2020 12:35 PM (Fc5rx)

169 Omg. Harf is sweeping Biden's sex assault allegations under the rug because COVID-19.

I can't wait for Lara Logan to let loose on that scrunt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:35 PM (ptqGC)

170
Y'know, if Corona virus contact tracers began to have epidemics of flat tires, that position might become less attractive.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 12:35 PM (pNxlR)

171 https://cbsloc.al/2zlHfCu
*******
Gov. Tom Wolf To Announce 13 Western Pa. Counties Moving Into Coronavirus 'Yellow Phase' CBS Pittsburgh

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 08, 2020 12:35 PM (Lrula)

172 Two weeks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 08, 2020 12:35 PM (L+kF6)

173
The US still has some far flung obscure small islands to exile people to.

Attu or Kiska sound just about right.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (M1357)







Adak has a National Forest... So the inmates will have recreational facilities.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2020 12:35 PM (EGyGV)

174 The Morning Rant

Monkey with the mask cracks me up every time.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2020 12:35 PM (v0R5T)

175 Gov. Tom Wolf To Announce 13 Western Pa. Counties Moving Into Coronavirus 'Yellow Phase' CBS Pittsburgh


he can go fuck himself

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:36 PM (j9HX3)

176 Attu or Kiska sound just about right.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (M1357)

Bikini Atoll still vacant?

Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2020 12:36 PM (X/Pw5)

177 161 Oh, FFS.

Atlanta mayor is ordering flags lowered to half staff indefinitely to honor victims of the corona virus.


Being honored as Hero's of the Revolution will come later.
Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (MxEKc)

I've been seeing that all over Buffalo since this shit started.

I saw no declaration of a national day of mourning. Did I miss something?

Posted by: browndog at May 08, 2020 12:36 PM (gD6Ka)

178 Reuters in deep denial. Has article about how Judge Sullivan still can reject the dismissal of charges on Flynn.

"So you're saying 'there's a chance'"


Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2020 12:24 PM (G0vdT)

yeah, I have the feeling if he actually tried that he'd be literally reminded of what tar and feather actually entails.
Posted by: SturmToddler


Sullivan: The trial is going forward!

DoJ: We're not prosecuting.

Sullivan: The trial is going forward!

DoJ: LOLGFY

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 12:36 PM (Isn+8)

179 167 ^^ " Never trust a Fart over 50" ... ya need to learn when to Hold 'em and when to Let them Free dude.



Kimchi Fart Club Member.
Posted by: saf at May 08, 2020 12:35 PM (5IHGB)

You know the first rule of Fart Club

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:36 PM (ifmtJ)

180 "Then how did you know?" Gowdy responded.

"I didn't know anything," Farkas said.


She knew this: What a leaker or leakers illegally told her, but she was smart enough to not go there. I guess Gowdy didn't ask her if anyone gave her classified info that she was not entitled to know.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2020 12:36 PM (AMIL/)

181 now Marie Harf telling us us that the covid thing is too important to waste time about Biden being a sexual assaulter. She's a dummy.

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at May 08, 2020 12:36 PM (4a9Vv)

182 "Do you swear that you had a real good hunch? "

This is how it is, now.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at May 08, 2020 12:36 PM (hkDyM)

183 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:22 PM

Is Lara Logan a regular on Fox now?

Posted by: clutch at May 08, 2020 12:36 PM (9UmRs)

184 Rich Lowry can't bring himself to congratulate the Federalist or American Greatness because the National Review once had the cojones to publish true journalists like Mollie Hemingway, Margot Cleveland and Julie Kelly but no longer do.


He is jealous, resentful and frustrated with his own cowardice. It's that simple.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 08, 2020 12:36 PM (NVYyb)

185 It would be a master move to pardon Obama.

I have always thought he should do so with Hillary. Pardon her for her espionage and abuse of power.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 12:36 PM (KZzsI)

186 Atlanta mayor is ordering flags lowered to half staff indefinitely to honor victims of the corona virus.

-

That's good. It's not like anything else significant happened today in our nation's history.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 08, 2020 12:37 PM (L+kF6)

187 "People need to swing " Remember 6 feet APART RULE .


Choked Up Janet.

Posted by: saf at May 08, 2020 12:37 PM (5IHGB)

188 My aspirations for Obama run no further than "un-indicted co-conspirator" and a pardon from Trump.

Hang the rest of them. Hang 'em high.

Posted by: filbert at May 08, 2020 12:37 PM (NiXyF)

189 Atlanta mayor is ordering flags lowered to half staff indefinitely to honor victims of the corona virus.


Being honored as Hero's of the Revolution will come later.
Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (MxEKc)

I've been seeing that all over Buffalo since this shit started.

I saw no declaration of a national day of mourning. Did I miss something?
Posted by: browndog


He can order the state flag. Can he order the US flag?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 12:37 PM (Isn+8)

190 Maybe the UK would let us use Saint Helena.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 08, 2020 12:37 PM (xPl2J)

191 https://cbsloc.al/2zlHfCu
*******
Gov. Tom Wolf To Announce 13 Western Pa. Counties Moving Into Coronavirus 'Yellow Phase' CBS Pittsburgh
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 08, 2020 12:35 PM (Lrula)
++++++++++++++
https://youtu.be/wcKDdfCSCho

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:37 PM (hYcqw)

192 143
Here you go ace. Skull. Based on an idea from fellow commenter REDACTED.

https://tinyurl.com/ycckqrla


Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 12:31 PM (uEbPt)

_________


LOL

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2020 12:37 PM (WqPYg)

193 190 Maybe the UK would let us use Saint Helena.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 08, 2020 12:37 PM (xPl2J)

=========

Obama isn't worthy to shine Napoleon's shoes.

And I don't like Napoleon that much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:38 PM (LvTSG)

194
Attu or Kiska sound just about right.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (M1357)

Bikini Atoll still vacant?
Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2020 12:36 PM (X/Pw5)






Johnston Atoll

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2020 12:38 PM (EGyGV)

195 161 Oh, FFS.



Atlanta mayor is ordering flags lowered to half staff indefinitely to honor victims of the corona virus.





Being honored as Hero's of the Revolution will come later.

Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (MxEKc)


Oh screw Keisha Lance Bottoms. She has declared the ATL to be a sanctuary city, even though Atlanta is a hub for human trafficking and MS-13 gang activity.


She's worthless.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:38 PM (ptqGC)

196 >>>146 Jeebus. I only saw one flaming skull. I missed the other 63.
Ace can you replay it?

Unfortunately no, the dilithium crystals would crack.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:38 PM (PbpT7)

197 124 111 The Greeks would have exiled him, at least. We should do that.

But not the olive oil butt sex. He'd like that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:27 PM (ifmtJ)

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Exile needs to come back.

Sure, Obama will live the rest of his life well in Italy or wherever, but he'll never set foot on American soil again, or vote.

That'll be nice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:29 PM (LvTSG)

That would be nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:38 PM (ifmtJ)

198 For lefties, scooping up the turd in the punchbowl is the same as getting the Plastic Baby Jesus in a King cake at Mardi Gras.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2020 12:38 PM (Fc5rx)

199 Evelyn Farkas Claimed She Had Direct Evidence of Collusion
......

Image searched her... she has bugeyes like Schiff, must have the same disease.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2020 12:38 PM (v0R5T)

200 As every married man knows, whatever a woman feels to be the case is the absolute unshakeable undebatable truth.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 08, 2020 12:38 PM (NWiLs)

201 I didn't see the doubling flaming skulls yesterday. Just two up when I left. Are they buried in a comment section?
Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2020 12:34 PM (XxJt1)


You had to be there.

Posted by: filbert at May 08, 2020 12:38 PM (NiXyF)

202 In was painful reading the FarkAss! transcript. It went round and round what she really meant -
- You were concerned the Trump Admin would destroy open source information? Uhhhh, no I guess not...
- So by 'intelligence' you did call for people to steal classified information? Well, uhh, I wasn't really asking for them to... just pointing that maybe they should... just in case coverup...
- So, you were publicly asking your friends to steal and leak classified intell? Uhh, not really friends, just people I once worked with...

Never mind the tapdance -- The Big One -
- Did you ever e-mail or call your friend not-friends about this?
No. we only used phone / e-mail to plan to meet and discuss our not plans in person...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 08, 2020 12:38 PM (1g7ch)

203 The US still has some far flung obscure small islands to exile people to.



Attu or Kiska sound just about right.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (M1357)















Adak has a National Forest... So the inmates will have recreational facilities.


Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2020 12:35 PM

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I still have pictures of that National Forest from when were stationed there. IIRC 37 trees and there is a pet cemetery in front of it. All of the trees are under 10 foot tall too.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 12:38 PM (JUOKG)

204 I think all the predictions of Retard Joe being finished are wrong. The leftards self delusion foo is mighty indeed.
They still think Joe is workable for the rubes, because the rubes are really stupid. They have spent the last 50 years turning the educational system into a propaganda arm, and now they expect to harvest the increase.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 08, 2020 12:38 PM (o2MD2)

205 And then.....nothing happened.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at May 08, 2020 12:39 PM (yX3gx)

206 Kayleigh the Destroyer up!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:39 PM (ptqGC)

207 Kayleigh at the podium

Posted by: BluesFish at May 08, 2020 12:39 PM (vhkuJ)

208
He can order the state flag. Can he order the US flag?

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NC does if a government employee, politician, soldier who was born here, or soldier who was stationed here dies.

Our flags are lowered so much now that no one even notices it anymore.

Yay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 08, 2020 12:39 PM (L+kF6)

209
He can order the state flag. Can he order the US flag?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2020 12:37 PM (Isn+


No.

The United States flag flies at half-staff (or half-mast) when the nation or a state is in mourning. The president, through a presidential proclamation, a state governor, or the mayor of the District of Columbia can order flags to fly at half-staff.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 12:39 PM (pNxlR)

210 Get 'em, Kayleigh!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:39 PM (ptqGC)

211 >>>92 143
Here you go ace. Skull. Based on an idea from fellow commenter REDACTED.

https://tinyurl.com/ycckqrla


Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 12:31 PM (uEbPt)

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LOL
Posted by: ShainS

lol, that's great. Thanks, .... I'll use it the next time evidence of Biden's rapes comes to the fore, which will probably be by 3:30 pm.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:39 PM (PbpT7)

212 Well.

Bye.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at May 08, 2020 12:39 PM (2BgZB)

213 Good to see you're feeling better, Ace.

keep up the good work. Yesterday was the best day I've had in 6 weeks. Thank you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 12:40 PM (d7Ww2)

214 remember when Amb Sondland admitted that what he claimed as fact in his opening statement was just what he presumed?

Posted by: mallfly the peach of Hoboken at May 08, 2020 12:40 PM (4a9Vv)

215 165
I didn't see the doubling flaming skulls yesterday. Just two up when I left. Are they buried in a comment section?


Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2020 12:34 PM (XxJt1)

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No, Ace kept updating the original post with the flaming skulls doubling to 64, then went back to just one. Hilarious.

Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2020 12:40 PM (WqPYg)

216

reference for #209 -- https://www.usa.gov/flag

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 12:40 PM (pNxlR)

217 https://ncadmin.nc.gov/news/flag-alerts

It's comically tragic.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 08, 2020 12:40 PM (L+kF6)

218 Yep, Kayleigh up.

Talking about Flynn. Press not going to like being embarrassed again.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2020 12:41 PM (G0vdT)

219 I believe Kayleigh intends to ram the FIB abuse down the gullets of the presstitutes.

Posted by: BluesFish at May 08, 2020 12:41 PM (vhkuJ)

220 Actually it would be kind of fun if Judge Sullivan permitted withdrawal of the pleas but refused to dismiss. Think how much fun a trial would be and what fun Sydney Powell would have with Comey and the rest of the gang on cross-examination with the transcripts. A subpoena they couldn't duck like the Congressional ones. LOLGF

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 08, 2020 12:41 PM (hKi6n)

221 I hope there is a new form of the Pulitzer prize - some other prize to fill the vacuum left by the corrupt Pulitzer. There are many deserving nominees. Julie Kelly, John Solomon, Chuck Ross, Mollie Hemingway, Margot Cleveland, Catherine Herridge, whoever the hell "Undercover Huber" and "Techno Fog" are. Plenty of people doing actual journalism out there - people who not get no credit, but get continually harassed and insulted by their yapping, water-carrying inferiors.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:41 PM (hYcqw)

222 The thing about shunning all these great journalists is that its helping the places that will hire them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 12:41 PM (KZzsI)

223 There really is something to the practice of erecting gibbets outside the city gates and hanging malefactors thereon to have their bones picked clean by crows.

The Olde Wayes Were Better(tm)

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 12:41 PM (BM2fS)

224 No, Ace kept updating the original post with the flaming skulls doubling to 64, then went back to just one. Hilarious.
Posted by: ShainS at May 08, 2020 12:40 PM (WqPYg)


But the one, for a time, was YUGE.

Posted by: filbert at May 08, 2020 12:41 PM (NiXyF)

225 She's wearing a necklace with a cross.

MFM: "REEEEEEEEEE! Christian!!!! Unclean!!!!!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:41 PM (ptqGC)

226
Exile needs to come back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:29 PM (LvTSG)






Honestly, I was never a big fan of "Kiss You All Over".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2020 12:41 PM (EGyGV)

227 It would be a master move to pardon Obama. I doubt we could ever get a jury to unanimously convict him anyway. Communists abound.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 08, 2020 12:30 PM (svbBD)


Jefferson Davis got a pardon after the war.
But he only wanted to keep some people in bonds.
Obama wanted to put everyone in bonds.

No sure if Obama should be pardoned.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 08, 2020 12:41 PM (1g7ch)

228 I'm glad to hear you're feeling better nurse! and Ace!

I was super happy went to bed early and then woke up to find out that while we were all sleeping our sneaky little pissant governor added another MONTH to our lockdown!

three months of SIP for pennsy

our private economy in this state is dead as a doornail

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:42 PM (j9HX3)

229 This is what counts as a "victory" in 2020: The DoJ dropped its prosecution (and persecution) of an innocent man who never should have been charged in the first place.

None of the traitors have been charged. Seth Rich is still dead, the fake news media are still lying their hateful a**es off, and America is almost on life support.

What can't go on, won't go on. Either we will win, or they will.

It's time to get serious. There will be considerable unpleasantness either way, but only one way includes America's survival.

Posted by: A hopeful American at May 08, 2020 12:42 PM (Pnd/Z)

230 He can order the state flag. Can he order the US flag?

-

NC does if a government employee, politician, soldier who was born here, or soldier who was stationed here dies.

Our flags are lowered so much now that no one even notices it anymore.

Yay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 08, 2020 12:39 PM (L+kF6)


We've become a Nation of Pussies, as the CoronaVirus Panic evidences perfectly. Having the flag constantly at half-mast is just another indicator of this.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 12:42 PM (BM2fS)

231 219 I believe Kayleigh intends to ram the FIB abuse down the gullets of the presstitutes.
Posted by: BluesFish at May 08, 2020 12:41 PM (vhkuJ)

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It'd be fun if the beatings got so bad the press just stopped showing up.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:42 PM (LvTSG)

232 Superheroes wash their hands after being outside or blowing their nose.


Just heard this message on a PSA from the CDC and the AdCouncil!

My eyes rolled like a nickel slot machine.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2020 12:42 PM (Fc5rx)

233 lol, that's great. Thanks, .... I'll use it the next time evidence of Biden's rapes comes to the fore, which will probably be by 3:30 pm.

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:39 PM (PbpT7)

Ha, can't wait for either.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 12:42 PM (uEbPt)

234 Our flags are lowered so much now that no one even notices it anymore.

Yeah they seem perpetually half mast these days, means nothing. It used to signal something significant, so you wanted to know. Now its just apparently the proper position of the flag.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 12:42 PM (KZzsI)

235 In the past few days I've gone from thinking Gitmo needs another wing to hold all these traitors to thinking it needs another wing AND another story. (pauses to reflect) Then again, if they were transported via Air Pinochet that would save both time and money. Hmmmmm....

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 08, 2020 12:42 PM (48RE5)

236 The US still has some far flung obscure small islands to exile people to.

Attu or Kiska sound just about right.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (M1357)

Nah, send them as an unarmed diplomatic mission to one of the islands in Indonesia that still practice cannibalism...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 08, 2020 12:42 PM (8D42x)

237 Kayleigh's fired up. I only wish Marie Harf would be forced to defend Barry's FBI when Kayleigh's finished murdering the press corp(se).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:43 PM (ptqGC)

238 212 Well.

Bye.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, back to no one giving a damn. at May 08, 2020 12:39 PM (2BgZB)

Wait. Where you going? I was going to make espresso...

Posted by: Blind Hermit at May 08, 2020 12:43 PM (gD6Ka)

239 Kayleigh: Clapper is a liar.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2020 12:43 PM (G0vdT)

240 The REAL lesson to take from this is that Every Word uttered by Every Source in the MSM, especially those on MSNBC and CNN, are complete, bald faced lies, total fabrications. They are nothing but scripted political fiction.

Also, note that Trey Gowdy and the rest of the GOP-e have KNOWN about these lies for years, and said nothing to us.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 12:43 PM (trdmm)

241 Old and busted: Farkas

New and shiny: Fakeass

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 12:43 PM (+y/Ru)

242 "So, anything happening?"

#twoweeks...lol

Posted by: Bosk at May 08, 2020 12:43 PM (9m9TT)

243 Actually it would be kind of fun if Judge Sullivan permitted withdrawal of the pleas but refused to dismiss. Think how much fun a trial would be and what fun Sydney Powell would have with Comey and the rest of the gang on cross-examination with the transcripts. A subpoena they couldn't duck like the Congressional ones. LOLGF
Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 08, 2020 12:41 PM (hKi6n)


I'm expecting Sullivan to schedule a hearing, where he'll ream the DOJ several brand new orifices, mandate an investigation, recommend disbarment of the guilty DOJ/Mueller lawshysters, and THEN dismiss the case with prejudice.

Posted by: filbert at May 08, 2020 12:43 PM (NiXyF)

244 *subscribes to The Federalist*
*because still cannot get shit taste out 7+ years after having fired National Review*

Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy at May 08, 2020 12:43 PM (x6XkS)

245 That's quite a coincidence. Bloomberg only credits the holy reporter Eli Lake, may his merit constantly increase, but not the vast number of conservative reporters that actually made this story happen. I wonder if there might be some sort of conspiracy? Nah, that's racism.

By the way, looks like Barr will be ignoring Sally Yates- and focusing on everyone from Comey on down.

Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2020 12:44 PM (A/cPG)

246 Image searched her... she has bugeyes like Schiff, must have the same disease.
Posted by: wth at May 08, 2020 12:38 PM (v0R5T)
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I heard an interesting tinfoil theory on a podcast the other day. The host was talking about the Kuru disease and he speculated that Hillary might have it based on some of her symptoms.

Posted by: Augustine at May 08, 2020 12:44 PM (Alp4m)

247
Farkas, eh? Can't trust a Hungarian.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2020 12:44 PM (mht8P)

248 I just "feel" like everyone in the Obama administration needs to be drawn and quartered. Make Marie Harf watch.

Posted by: Jane D'oh



I'm in, but I will only participate if we get to light them on fire first.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 12:44 PM (BM2fS)

249 The last time we exiled people to far-flung islands, we made the islands a state, and gave the exiles power over us in the form of reps, Senators, judges and a Manchurian President.

So I'm leaning toward the gallows option, myself.


Posted by: Taqiyyologist at May 08, 2020 12:44 PM (hkDyM)

250 Gov. Tom Wolf To Announce 13 Western Pa. Counties Moving Into Coronavirus 'Yellow Phase' CBS Pittsburgh

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I think that's "Yellow Belly Phase."

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 08, 2020 12:44 PM (O+I8R)

251 Ok FarkAss! lied above having evidence of collusion. Trump-RUSSIA! collusion.

In her testimony she did admit to colluded with her Beach Hill not friend friends about privately 'securing' classified intel just in case Trump Admin does not put it into the public domain.

That is the way I read it anyway.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 08, 2020 12:44 PM (1g7ch)

252 wtf?!?! from Shannon Bream on Twitter:

"BREAKING: Chief Justice Roberts has put on temporary hold the DOJ release of the Mueller grand jury material requested by the House committee, pending a response from House lawyers. #SCOTUS"

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:44 PM (j9HX3)

253 Who do we go to to get tickets for the public hangings?

Posted by: Defenestratus at May 08, 2020 12:45 PM (9V81o)

254 221 I hope there is a new form of the Pulitzer prize - some other prize to fill the vacuum left by the corrupt Pulitzer. There are many deserving nominees. Julie Kelly, John Solomon, Chuck Ross, Mollie Hemingway, Margot Cleveland, Catherine Herridge, whoever the hell "Undercover Huber" and "Techno Fog" are. Plenty of people doing actual journalism out there - people who not get no credit, but get continually harassed and insulted by their yapping, water-carrying inferiors.
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Carvel Cookie Puss would be a significant award.

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 12:45 PM (A7lT5)

255 Kayleigh: Flynn was framed.

PRess: But but but he pled guilty.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2020 12:45 PM (G0vdT)

256 252 wtf?!?! from Shannon Bream on Twitter:

"BREAKING: Chief Justice Roberts has put on temporary hold the DOJ release of the Mueller grand jury material requested by the House committee, pending a response from House lawyers. #SCOTUS"

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:44 PM (j9HX3)

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That's a good thing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:45 PM (LvTSG)

257 Anyone who actually watched the hearings knows that Gowdy was an outstanding cross examiner. The shit he gets is mostly because people seem to think a House Rep has the power to arrest someone or summarily execute them on the spot.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 12:28 PM (ZLI7S)


They probably got that idea from that worthless grinning goof, Darryl Issa, telling Chris Wallace a pack of lies about what he would do and the chortling Wallace never pointing out what a load of shit it was.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2020 12:45 PM (y7DUB)

258 She had yellow eyes! I swear to God, yellow eyes!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 08, 2020 12:46 PM (NWiLs)

259 Farkas!

Posted by: Ralphie with his red ryder bb gun at May 08, 2020 12:46 PM (r+sAi)

260 That's a good thing.

it is ?

oh ok

it sounded bad!

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:46 PM (j9HX3)

261 Shoot. Wish I'd seen the skull army. Good one, ace.

Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2020 12:46 PM (XxJt1)

262 And flayed, Flaying is cool.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious


Parboil until tender and juicy. Then, enclose in a burlap sack with 9 feral cats. Beat bag with sticks to piss off cats.

Since this whole mess was started to protect King Shit Midas's corrupt Iran Nuke Deal, might as well use old Persian execution methods.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 12:46 PM (BM2fS)

263 Skulls! Get your red hot skulls here!

Posted by: Street Flaming Skull Salesman at May 08, 2020 12:46 PM (+y/Ru)

264 252. That is the exact way it is supposed to work.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 08, 2020 12:46 PM (svbBD)

265
It would be a master move to pardon Obama.

I have always thought he should do so with Hillary. Pardon her for her espionage and abuse of power.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

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Fine, but not until all the evidence is lying on the table and Barr is straining at the leash, indictments in hand.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 12:46 PM (G51Gf)

266 I think that's "Yellow Belly Phase."

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 08, 2020 12:44 PM (O+I8R)

To be followed by the "Sap Sucker Phase" one assumes

Posted by: Boswell at May 08, 2020 12:46 PM (32YRo)

267 264 252. That is the exact way it is supposed to work.

oh ok good

(puts out hair)

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:47 PM (j9HX3)

268 227 It would be a master move to pardon Obama. I doubt we could ever get a jury to unanimously convict him anyway. Communists abound.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 08, 2020 12:30 PM (svbBD)

I have been in favor of this move for years! This would be the most Spectacular Grandmaster Troll Move in history. You're right, Obama could never be touched, but this would send everyone on the left into unending spasms. And Trump would say "hey, I'm just bein' a nice guy here."

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 12:47 PM (trdmm)

269 Today marks two weeks since Kemp started opening Georgia up. Where is all the carnage?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 08, 2020 12:47 PM (xPl2J)

270 Farkas is no Fox
vixen maybe

Posted by: avi at May 08, 2020 12:47 PM (kSq2k)

271
249 The last time we exiled people to far-flung islands, we made the islands a state, and gave the exiles power over us in the form of reps, Senators, judges and a Manchurian President.

So I'm leaning toward the gallows option, myself.


Posted by: Taqiyyologist at May 08, 2020 12:44 PM (hkDyM)


Palmyra Atoll, with only two authorized visits from cargo ships a year. Anything else within a 200 mile radius of it will be considered by the U. S. Navy as having agreed to be part of live fire exercises in that zone.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 12:47 PM (pNxlR)

272 220 Actually it would be kind of fun if Judge Sullivan permitted withdrawal of the pleas but refused to dismiss. Think how much fun a trial would be and what fun Sydney Powell would have with Comey and the rest of the gang on cross-examination with the transcripts. A subpoena they couldn't duck like the Congressional ones. LOLGF

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 08, 2020 12:41 PM (hKi6n)

My hope: The Dem-Media Complex gets its wish, and the Judge does hold a hearing on the motion.

But then their dream is destroyed - the Judge says he is approving the motion, then says it is fully justified and he is going to open hearings about sanctioning van Grack and the other original prosecutors, and he's going to send criminal indictment recommendations to DoJ.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2020 12:47 PM (AMIL/)

273 Kayleigh: If they can frame Flynn, they can frame anyone.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2020 12:47 PM (G0vdT)

274 The neverTrump gang will never, ever admit they were had because orangemanbad.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 08, 2020 12:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

275 NY Slime has NO story about release of documents, gee wonder why?

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 12:47 PM (nz8WK)

276 >>"BREAKING: Chief Justice Roberts has put on temporary hold the DOJ release of the Mueller grand jury material requested by the House committee, pending a response from House lawyers. #SCOTUS"


What?
Maybe John Roberts should focus his attention on fixing his FISA court.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 12:48 PM (bDqIh)

277 Actually it would be kind of fun if Judge Sullivan permitted withdrawal of the pleas but refused to dismiss. Think how much fun a trial would be and what fun Sydney Powell would have with Comey and the rest of the gang on cross-examination with the transcripts. A subpoena they couldn't duck like the Congressional ones. LOLGF

Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 08, 2020 12:41 PM (hKi6n)

I don't think you can actually have a trial where the prosecution has made devastating admissions to the defense. I think Sullivan might end up screaming at Jensen- and the result would be an embarrassment for the entire judiciary if he doesn't just drop the goddamn case.

Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2020 12:48 PM (A/cPG)

278 273 Kayleigh: If they can frame Flynn, they can frame anyone.


and have

oops!

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:48 PM (j9HX3)

279 268 227 It would be a master move to pardon Obama. I doubt we could ever get a jury to unanimously convict him anyway. Communists abound.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 08, 2020 12:30 PM (svbBD)

I have been in favor of this move for years! This would be the most Spectacular Grandmaster Troll Move in history. You're right, Obama could never be touched, but this would send everyone on the left into unending spasms. And Trump would say "hey, I'm just bein' a nice guy here."
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 12:47 PM (trdmm)

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"Here's all the evidence that Obama is a traitorous piece of shit and should be in jail forever, well past the day he dies. Also, I'm pardoning him in order to heal the nation. God Bless America!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:48 PM (LvTSG)

280 I'm okay with pardoning Obama once everyone else goes to prison.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 08, 2020 12:48 PM (L+kF6)

281
wtf?!?! from Shannon Bream on Twitter:

"BREAKING: Chief Justice Roberts has put on temporary hold the DOJ release of the Mueller grand jury material requested by the House committee, pending a response from House lawyers. #SCOTUS"

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid

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Okay, weird. What "House committee" wants them?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 12:48 PM (G51Gf)

282 > I hope there is a new form of the Pulitzer prize - some other prize to fill the vacuum left by the corrupt Pulitzer.

The Pulitzer has always been corrupt.

Remember that the NYT's Walter Duranty got one in 1932 for telling everyone what an awesome dude Stalin was, and how no one was actually starving to death in Ukraine. Nope, not a single person.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 12:48 PM (mNq/0)

283 The host was talking about the Kuru disease and he speculated that Hillary might have it based on some of her symptoms.

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Sociopathy is a Kuru symptom?

Posted by: Street Flaming Skull Salesman at May 08, 2020 12:48 PM (+y/Ru)

284 Kayleigh feeling generous. Gave first question to Acosta.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2020 12:49 PM (G0vdT)

285 I read The Federalist all the time, but the comments are an unmoderated pit of idiotic bickering and namecalling. It reminds me of comments at The Hill or on Trump's Twitter feed. Stay far away.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at May 08, 2020 12:49 PM (hkDyM)

286 >>"BREAKING: Chief Justice Roberts has put on temporary hold the DOJ release of the Mueller grand jury material requested by the House committee, pending a response from House lawyers. #SCOTUS"

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It's too taxing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 08, 2020 12:49 PM (L+kF6)

287 "BREAKING: Chief Justice Roberts has put on temporary hold the DOJ release of the Mueller grand jury material requested by the House committee, pending a response from House lawyers. #SCOTUS"


Ah! If True, this is a very Pro-Trump move. I'm surprised. This is Roberts blocking some more of Schiff and Nadless's Shenanigans.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 12:49 PM (trdmm)

288 Acosta in a mask.

hahahahahahaha

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:49 PM (ptqGC)

289 Could Farkas be charged with sedition for this?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 08, 2020 12:49 PM (oVJmc)

290 Why are the reporters wearing masks NOW, but they haven't been for the past 5 weeks?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2020 12:49 PM (CqE5x)

291
I'm okay with pardoning Obama once everyone else goes to prison.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

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I'm okay with it as long as Obama is kneeling with his head on the block and the blade poised to fall and he's shytting his pants and weeping and shrieking in terror. THAT'S the moment to pardon him.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 12:50 PM (G51Gf)

292 "BREAKING: Chief Justice Roberts has put on temporary hold the DOJ release of the Mueller grand jury material requested by the House committee, pending a response from House lawyers. #SCOTUS"

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:44 PM (j9HX3)

This week keeps getting better! I want a pony now

Posted by: Boswell at May 08, 2020 12:50 PM (32YRo)

293 Y'know, if Corona virus contact tracers began to have epidemics of flat tires, that position might become less attractive.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 12:35 PM (pNxlR)

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The secret is to grease the ice pick. Not that I would know but that is what some guy told me.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 08, 2020 12:50 PM (pw+jk)

294 287 "BREAKING: Chief Justice Roberts has put on temporary hold the DOJ release of the Mueller grand jury material requested by the House committee, pending a response from House lawyers. #SCOTUS"


Ah! If True, this is a very Pro-Trump move. I'm surprised. This is Roberts blocking some more of Schiff and Nadless's Shenanigans.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 12:49 PM (trdmm)

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It's a request against process, releasing Grand Jury information. Of course Roberts went against the request. Roberts loves his process.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:50 PM (LvTSG)

295 It's comically tragic.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 08, 2020 12:40 P


*sigh*

Tragedy tomorrow, comedy tonight.

Posted by: Pseudolus at May 08, 2020 12:50 PM (ejd/p)

296 I don't know that these people are evil cock suckers, but I feel they are

Posted by: Priapism at May 08, 2020 12:50 PM (2cfUo)

297 290 Why are the reporters wearing masks NOW, but they haven't been for the past 5 weeks?


to piss us off

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:50 PM (j9HX3)

298 I love how the 64 skulls melded into one giant skull.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


When was this thread? I gotta see this!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 12:50 PM (BM2fS)

299 Say one thing on TV and another to the committee. Remember how all the leaks kept turning out to be just normal pee.

But how is this conversation ever something that was classified.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2020 12:50 PM (r+sAi)

300 Much as I love this house, I can't stand looking at these walls any longer. I'm going for a ride. And if my route happens to take me by a liquor store I might just stop to replenish the dry sherry.

Later, my pretties.
creep out

Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2020 12:50 PM (XxJt1)

301 Farkas, eh? Can't trust a Hungarian.

He was okay in the Companions.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 12:51 PM (KZzsI)

302
Ah! If True, this is a very Pro-Trump move. I'm surprised. This is Roberts blocking some more of Schiff and Nadless's Shenanigans.
Posted by: Tom Servo

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That's what I think. Any demand by a "House committee" right now is suspect.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 12:51 PM (G51Gf)

303 Bikini Atoll still vacant?

************

String Theory at Nuclear Test Sites- a limerick

On the island in '06 I recall
The bathing suits really were small
Something seems wrong
If she's wearing a thong
That's hardly a bikini at all!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 08, 2020 12:51 PM (Fc5rx)

304
I could've sworn Ace had a Skull gif with that neat repetitive zooming-in effect.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 12:51 PM (bSn9B)

305 Why are the reporters wearing masks NOW, but they haven't been for the past 5 weeks?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2020 12:49 PM (CqE5x)
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prolly since a second wh staffer tested positive yesterday.

Posted by: BluesFish at May 08, 2020 12:51 PM (vhkuJ)

306
"BREAKING: Chief Justice Roberts has put on temporary hold the DOJ release of the Mueller grand jury material requested by the House committee, pending a response from House lawyers. #SCOTUS"



Isn't interesting to note how desperately the Ds *STILL* are digging for dirt on the Trump Admin?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 08, 2020 12:51 PM (oVJmc)

307 Why is Obama hosting a Nationally-televised High School Graduation Ceremony? Shouldn't that be Trump?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2020 12:51 PM (CqE5x)

308 The Left really doesn't want anyone to go back to work. They're not hiding it.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 12:51 PM (uEbPt)

309 Huh...it kinda feels like the "wheels are falling off".

Posted by: Tonic Dog at May 08, 2020 12:51 PM (eFiBK)

310 I didn't see the doubling flaming skulls yesterday. Just two up when I left. Are they buried in a comment section?
Posted by: creeper at May 08, 2020 12:34 PM (XxJt1)


I've seen 64 skulls on fire off the shoulder of Endor. I watched shelf-beams glitter in the dark near the messenger bag. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Posted by: x at May 08, 2020 12:52 PM (nFwvY)

311 305 Why are the reporters wearing masks NOW, but they haven't been for the past 5 weeks?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2020 12:49 PM (CqE5x)
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prolly since a second wh staffer tested positive yesterday.
Posted by: BluesFish at May 08, 2020 12:51 PM (vhkuJ)
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That's what I'm thinking.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2020 12:52 PM (G0vdT)

312
to piss us off
Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:50 PM (j9HX3)


"We're All In This Together!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 12:52 PM (pNxlR)

313 I'm okay with pardoning Obama once everyone else goes to prison.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze



I'd prefer a new season of 24 with Jack Bauer spending 24 episodes committing an enhanced interrogation on Mr. Obama.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 12:52 PM (BM2fS)

314 The Left really doesn't want anyone to go back to work. They're not hiding it.
Posted by: ... at May 08, 2020 12:51 PM (uEbPt)
++++++++++++++
The left is stupid.

Tax receipts! How do they work!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 12:52 PM (hYcqw)

315
Exile needs to come back.

Sure, Obama will live the rest of his life well in Italy or wherever, but he'll never set foot on American soil again, or vote.

That'll be nice.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:29 PM (LvTSG)

Oh Hell no. Give him a tent in the middle of Greenland and air drop supplies every so often.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 08, 2020 12:52 PM (48RE5)

316 Why are the reporters wearing masks NOW, but they haven't been for the past 5 weeks?

People kept ravaging them on social media for demanding everyone wear masks, for attacking people for not wearing masks, etc... and not doing so themselves. I think it finally sunk into their tiny pea-like brain

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 12:52 PM (KZzsI)

317 290 Why are the reporters wearing masks NOW, but they haven't been for the past 5 weeks?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2020 12:49 PM (CqE5x)


It would be fitting if the WH was forcing them them to for the humiliation factor.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 08, 2020 12:52 PM (VThjQ)

318 >>Okay, weird. What "House committee" wants them?

Which do you think? The Democrats run the House.

Barr asked the Supreme Court to block the release.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 12:52 PM (ZLI7S)

319 Gotta ask myself, why did these idiots all tell the truth under oath?

Because they knew Trump had secured possession of the documentation to prove they'd lied under oath.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2020 12:52 PM (ZGrMX)

320 308 The Left really doesn't want anyone to go back to work. They're not hiding it.


unless you work for the government, correct

already in PA we had more public sector workers than private sector

now it will be even more lopsided

that's basically fiscal death even WITHOUT all the shutdowns

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 12:52 PM (j9HX3)

321
64 flaming skulls?

Teh Ewok is gonna need a bigger shelf to hold them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2020 12:53 PM (EGyGV)

322 rhetorical question, Ace? we know they're not REAL
people and should be shipped off to the gulags, at best, for daring to
expose the actual truth as opposed to the narrative...
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 08, 2020 12:20 PM (8D42x)

ctrl-f "rhetorical" and there it is, because YEP.

Posted by: ghost of kari at May 08, 2020 12:53 PM (8IQhD)

323 318 >>Okay, weird. What "House committee" wants them?

Which do you think? The Democrats run the House.

Barr asked the Supreme Court to block the release.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 12:52 PM (ZLI7S)

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Because...what a second I have this...

Because...Barr is a deep state stooge out to undermine the president?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:53 PM (LvTSG)

324 I don't think you can actually have a trial where the prosecution has made devastating admissions to the defense. I think Sullivan might end up screaming at Jensen- and the result would be an embarrassment for the entire judiciary if he doesn't just drop the goddamn case.
Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2020 12:48 PM (A/cPG)

I would love to see Jensen (or whoever represents the DOJ at that hearing) reply "Well Your Honor, we felt we have to drop this case because we now believe that our former Prosecutor, Mr. Van Grack, committed Perjury in front of this Court, and if you would like to confine him in prison for the Contempt he showed to this Court, then we have no objections."

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 12:53 PM (trdmm)

325 Always asking racially-charged questions

Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2020 12:53 PM (CqE5x)

326
Why are the reporters wearing masks NOW, but they haven't been for the past 5 weeks?

Posted by: JoeF.


Because they want to over-dramatize the situation.
The lockdown cannot end -- this must go on forever.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 12:53 PM (bSn9B)

327 The stupid and inane on display in this presser...I can't watch...I'm trying not to grind my teeth.

Posted by: BignJames at May 08, 2020 12:53 PM (X/Pw5)

328 Okay, weird. What "House committee" wants them?

Schiff and Nadless, of course.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 08, 2020 12:53 PM (ZGrMX)

329 Kayleigh was born for this job.

She's good. REAL good.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:53 PM (ptqGC)

330 ATLANTIS FOR OBAMA ......................no worries about
beach flooding there !

Posted by: saf at May 08, 2020 12:54 PM (5IHGB)

331
>>>wtf? from Shannon Bream on Twitter:

"BREAKING: Chief Justice Roberts has put on temporary hold the DOJ release of the Mueller grand jury material requested by the House committee, pending a response from House lawyers. #SCOTUS"

...

this is a good thing. This is the house demanding that they get to release secret grand jury testimony. Lower left-leaning courts have already said "Go ahead." The SC is putting a hold on it


remember Trump argued that the House had no right to grand jury testimony. This is another Schiff/Nadler gambit

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:54 PM (PbpT7)

332
I've seen 64 skulls on fire off the shoulder of Endor. I watched shelf-beams glitter in the dark near the messenger bag. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain firearm caches in foundered watercraft. Time to die.
Posted by: x at May 08, 2020 12:52 PM (nFwvY)

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 08, 2020 12:54 PM (pNxlR)

333 Okay, weird. What "House committee" wants them?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 12:48 PM (G51Gf)

Schit faces committee

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 12:54 PM (nz8WK)

334 @CGasparino 6 minutes ago

Minor SCOOP on @JoeBiden VP choice - @ewarren now in the first tier of potential candidates by developing a friendship with Biden in recent months. Front runners still @amyklobuchar and @KamalaHarris according to Dem sources but she's in the game. Decision shld come soon I am told

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 12:54 PM (cF8AT)

335 >"BREAKING: Chief Justice Roberts has put on temporary hold the DOJ release of the Mueller grand jury material requested by the House committee, pending a response from House lawyers. #SCOTUS"


Because the MSM-DNC needs to promote someone whom their people love to distract from Biden dumpster fire. They want people to look at above-it-all eloquent Barry and think "oh, why couldn't we have him for 4 more years instead of #OrangManBad!?"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 12:54 PM (bDqIh)

336 Kay Kay wearing her cross to keep the vampires at bay.

Posted by: Redenzo at May 08, 2020 12:54 PM (E7vND)

337 Lol. Dissing CNN. The fat black female "reporter" being obnoxious, as usual.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 08, 2020 12:54 PM (ptqGC)

338 334 @CGasparino 6 minutes ago

Minor SCOOP on @JoeBiden VP choice - @ewarren now in the first tier of potential candidates by developing a friendship with Biden in recent months. Front runners still @amyklobuchar and @KamalaHarris according to Dem sources but she's in the game. Decision shld come soon I am told
Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 12:54 PM (cF8AT)

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I don't know who I'm more excited about: Warren or Harris?

They're both just so awful. I can't decide.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

339 "BREAKING: Chief Justice Roberts has put on temporary hold the DOJ release of the Mueller grand jury material requested by the House committee, pending a response from House lawyers. #SCOTUS"


Isn't interesting to note how desperately the Ds *STILL* are digging for dirt on the Trump Admin?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 08, 2020 12:51 PM (oVJmc)


Staying on offense worked well against the GOPe. Now they're such octogenarian codgers they don't know how to do anything else.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2020 12:55 PM (y7DUB)

340 Why are the reporters wearing masks NOW, but they haven't been for the past 5 weeks?

Posted by: JoeF.

Because they want to over-dramatize the situation.
The lockdown cannot end -- this must go on forever.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 12:53 PM (bSn9B)

Bingo

Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2020 12:55 PM (CqE5x)

341 They are bringing up $hit from 2015. Give me a break.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 12:55 PM (JUOKG)

342 CNN not carrying this presser

Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2020 12:55 PM (CqE5x)

343 An Obama hire who lies. Whoda thunk it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2020 12:56 PM (LZcDP)

344 This chick looks fetching --even with a mask

Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2020 12:56 PM (CqE5x)

345 >>his is a good thing. This is the house demanding that they get to release secret grand jury testimony. Lower left-leaning courts have already said "Go ahead." The SC is putting a hold on it


remember Trump argued that the House had no right to grand jury testimony. This is another Schiff/Nadler gambit
- - -

Ah, thanks! I thought this was an attempt to stop the release to the public the stuff Grenell just handed off to Barr.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 12:56 PM (bDqIh)

346 >>>334 @CGasparino 6 minutes ago

Minor SCOOP on @JoeBiden VP choice - @ewarren now in the first tier of potential candidates by developing a friendship with Biden in recent months. Front runners still @amyklobuchar and @KamalaHarris according to Dem sources but she's in the game. Decision shld come soon I am told

...

at least he won't rape her

Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:56 PM (PbpT7)

347 Yesterday was the best day I've had in 6 weeks. Thank you.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2020 12:40 PM (d7Ww2)

Most excellent to hear, nurse r!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 08, 2020 12:56 PM (jnM20)

348 Holy shit - Kayleigh is slaying it off that Yamsandwhich broad's questions.

Posted by: jhawk90 at May 08, 2020 12:56 PM (/ZYFC)

349 We rate the Farkas accusation as "Mostly Truthy"

Posted by: Politiflatus at May 08, 2020 12:56 PM (PiwSw)

350 Oregon Air Guard F-15s doing a fly by in 13 minutes. Better go get my beer and watch.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 08, 2020 12:56 PM (JY8Ei)

351 346 >>>334 @CGasparino 6 minutes ago

Minor SCOOP on @JoeBiden VP choice - @ewarren now in the first tier of potential candidates by developing a friendship with Biden in recent months. Front runners still @amyklobuchar and @KamalaHarris according to Dem sources but she's in the game. Decision shld come soon I am told

...

at least he won't rape her
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:56 PM (PbpT7)

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Don't limit him. He believes in himself and can do anything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:56 PM (LvTSG)

352
Yeah, I'm thinking Farkas lied under oath. When she was on MSNBC she made it sound like she was one of the leak facilitators. No, she personally wasn't hastily accessing this intel in the final weeks of the Obama presidency, she was one of the people they were passing it to.
Posted by: Lizzy

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I'm thinking this, too. I dream that there's an electronic trail or someone else who will spook and testify under oath that Farkas was illicitly getting intel.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 12:57 PM (G51Gf)

353 Why are the reporters wearing masks NOW, but they haven't been for the past 5 weeks?
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Empty virtue signalling like most everyone else wearing them

Posted by: Methos at May 08, 2020 12:57 PM (kOpft)

354 Why the hell was such testimony done in closed door session in the first place? Classified?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 08, 2020 12:58 PM (CjFDo)

355 161 Oh, FFS.

Atlanta mayor is ordering flags lowered to half staff indefinitely to honor victims of the corona virus.

Being honored as Hero's of the Revolution will come later.
Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2020 12:33 PM (MxEKc)
.........

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be passed
And he's gotta be fresh, not too ripe

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2020 12:58 PM (v0R5T)

356 Ah, thanks! I thought this was an attempt to stop the release to the public the stuff Grenell just handed off to Barr.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2020 12:56 PM (bDqIh)

Of course, they hope to blunt the impact of Grenell with this stunt though...

Posted by: JoeF. at May 08, 2020 12:58 PM (CqE5x)

357 Why is Obama hosting a Nationally-televised High School Graduation Ceremony? Shouldn't that be Trump?

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Ugh! What a putz. An attention-seeking putz. He and Big Mike will be like a huge boil on America's ass for the rest of their miserable lives.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 08, 2020 12:58 PM (O+I8R)

358 this is a good thing. This is the house demanding that they get to
release secret grand jury testimony. Lower left-leaning courts have
already said "Go ahead." The SC is putting a hold on it

---------------

I feel another smack down of the lower level courts coming on.

Posted by: SH at May 08, 2020 12:58 PM (sX1BW)

359 If Senile Joe tries to finger rape Warren the sandpaper will remove his fingerprints.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 08, 2020 12:58 PM (Uu+Jp)

360 295 It's comically tragic.
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 08, 2020 12:40 P

*sigh*

Tragedy tomorrow, comedy tonight.
Posted by: Pseudolus at May 08, 2020 12:50 PM (ejd/p)

Something exciting,
something delighting,
something for everyone!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 12:59 PM (ifmtJ)

361 I don't know who I'm more excited about: Warren or Harris?



They're both just so awful. I can't decide.
Well, Warren is a beer boozer, but Willie says Harris sucks a mean dick.
Choices choices.

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 12:59 PM (nz8WK)

362 q: is the white house going to prosecute those involved in the Russia probe?

A: I'd refer you to the DOJ.

BOOM!!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 08, 2020 12:59 PM (8D42x)

363 The part of the sentence Gowdy is questioning her about that sticks out to me, is "if they found out HOW we knew what we knew..."

So - HOW did they find out what they supposedly knew, what is she referencing here? Seems like that is what she is concerned about, the HOW...

Posted by: PonyTail at May 08, 2020 12:59 PM (tzZq2)

364 Man, I can't wait to see Mollie Hemingway say I told you so to Jonah Goldberg's face when they get together on Bret Baier's FOX show soon...

Wait, we're not going to see Mollie? Ever?

Oh.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2020 12:59 PM (iuFgi)

365 Minor SCOOP on @JoeBiden VP choice - @ewarren now in the first tier of
potential candidates by developing a friendship with Biden in recent
months. Front runners still @amyklobuchar and @KamalaHarris according to
Dem sources but she's in the game. Decision shld come soon I am told


-----
Emphasis on the MINOR part.

Posted by: SH at May 08, 2020 12:59 PM (sX1BW)

366 Grand Jury material is supposed to be kept secret to keep from sullying the names of people who turned out to be completely innocent. So that being accused of a crime but the grand jury saw no evidence a crime had been committed doesn't turn into "not exonerated".

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 08, 2020 12:59 PM (QzF6i)

367 Kayliegh done. Kept it short and sweet.

Posted by: WisRich at May 08, 2020 12:59 PM (G0vdT)

368 You know Barry is going to be reading the teleprompters, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 08, 2020 12:59 PM (L+kF6)

369
I'd prefer a new season of 24 with Jack Bauer spending 24 episodes committing an enhanced interrogation on Mr. Obama.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 08, 2020 12:52 PM (BM2fS)

I'd prefer a new video game, based on the old DOOM engine, where all of Dem Congressmen are the zombies you have to clear to advance, and that Nadless, Schiff, and Pelosi are the screaming Boss Revenants you have to clear, until you finally face the giant Obama Head with tentacles that you can only defeat with the BFG-9000.

I would sell this in a 2 game package with my other creation, Pali-Hunter. It's a rewrite of the Deerhunter game engine set in the Gaza Strip. I should be a video game designer, I really should.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 01:00 PM (trdmm)

370 359 If Senile Joe tries to finger rape Warren the sandpaper will remove his fingerprints.


it might grip him like a gorilla fist and hold him while she calls the cops

Posted by: Priapism at May 08, 2020 01:00 PM (2cfUo)

371 I don't know who I'm more excited about: Warren or Harris?

They're both just so awful. I can't decide.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:55 PM (LvTSG)
++++++++++++
Harris. Harris strikes me as more of a gangster than an ideological communist. Either would be a nightmare because Harris is a pseudo-commie, but Warren is all in.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2020 01:00 PM (hYcqw)

372
Something is going on here that we are not seeing because they usually lie their a$$es off with impunity.


clapper twice lied big time to Congress while he was the head of the IC and nothing happened to him so why did he tell the truth under oath this time?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)

=======

Interesting. Got a theory? (I'm jumping all over this thread, maybe you've already posted it.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 01:00 PM (G51Gf)

373 It's going to be Klobutcher, Harris is a medicrity and no one likes Warren, even her constituents despise her, she only wins because Democrat.


They think Klobby will help in the rust belt.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2020 01:00 PM (NkeJ4)

374 369
I'd prefer a new video game, based on the old DOOM engine, where all of Dem Congressmen are the zombies you have to clear to advance, and that Nadless, Schiff, and Pelosi are the screaming Boss Revenants you have to clear, until you finally face the giant Obama Head with tentacles that you can only defeat with the BFG-9000.

I would sell this in a 2 game package with my other creation, Pali-Hunter. It's a rewrite of the Deerhunter game engine set in the Gaza Strip. I should be a video game designer, I really should.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 01:00 PM (trdmm)

========

Feels like it would be easy enough to mod onto the existing game.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 01:00 PM (LvTSG)

375 Who is Evelyn Farkas running against and for which state?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2020 01:00 PM (bW1Yb)

376 > @ewarren now in the first tier of potential candidates by developing a friendship with Biden in recent months.

I believe Warren and Biden are best buds about as much as I believe Obama and Hillary are best buds.

Harris is never, ever, going to be Biden's VP pick. She called him a racist in the debate, and he has always been a vindictive motherfucker.

Klobber is a possibility.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 01:00 PM (mNq/0)

377 but he [Obama] himself will never go down.
As if!

Posted by: don lemon at May 08, 2020 01:00 PM (TQ/zJ)

378 357 Why is Obama hosting a Nationally-televised High School Graduation Ceremony? Shouldn't that be Trump?



live? surely no shenanigans could happen.

Posted by: x at May 08, 2020 01:01 PM (nFwvY)

379 I don't know who I'm more excited about: Warren or Harris?

--

Neither one of them made more than a blip with their rabid voters. Especially Harris. Ms. Salad Comb is a better choice, imo, but she's not going to excite anybody either.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 08, 2020 01:01 PM (O+I8R)

380
And the Left's answer to it will be just like Harry Reid's.

"Well it worked, didn't it?"
Posted by: ...

=========

Except that this time, the answer will be NOPE.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at May 08, 2020 01:01 PM (G51Gf)

381 Massachusetts is going to vote for the democrat candidate no matter who it is. I still would put money on Klobuchar.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 08, 2020 01:01 PM (QzF6i)

382 Minor SCOOP on @JoeBiden VP choice - @ewarren now in the first tier of potential candidates

-
Well, that ought to resolve any credibility question. Cooked from beginning to end.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 01:01 PM (+y/Ru)

383 That girl has an answer for a curve ball q in the wind up.

Posted by: BluesFish at May 08, 2020 01:01 PM (vhkuJ)

384 I think some people need to be reminded that jeff sessions was the Attorney General for almost two years after Trump was inaugurated.

All of this stuff that is coming out now was when he was the boss of the DOJ and he most likely knew about it.

Let that sink in. He most likely was in on this from the start, or he turned a blind eye to it.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 01:01 PM (JUOKG)

385 334 @CGasparino 6 minutes ago

Minor SCOOP on @JoeBiden VP choice - @ewarren now in the first tier of potential candidates by developing a friendship with Biden in recent months. Front runners still @amyklobuchar and @KamalaHarris according to Dem sources but she's in the game. Decision shld come soon I am told
Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 12:54 PM (cF8AT)
===

Yes Biden, please pick one of these three very unlikable women!

Posted by: Augustine at May 08, 2020 01:01 PM (Alp4m)

386

Any time the president rips into Fake News, they circle the wagons and call him "unhinged" and "bizarre." Let's see if they pull the same shit with K-Mac.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 01:01 PM (bSn9B)

387 >>Yeah, I'm thinking Farkas lied under oath. When she was on MSNBC she made it sound like she was one of the leak facilitators. No, she personally wasn't hastily accessing this intel in the final weeks of the Obama presidency, she was one of the people they were passing it to.

Farkas is foreign policy drone with a focus on Russia and Ukraine. She is also a member of the Atlantic Council and knows all about Burisma.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 01:01 PM (ZLI7S)

388 would sell this in a 2 game package with my other creation, Pali-Hunter. It's a rewrite of the Deerhunter game engine set in the Gaza Strip. I should be a video game designer, I really should.

-

I remember students making their dorms and entire campuses into levels. I'm sure that's frowned upon now, but that was a neat thing to see if you knew what you were looking at.

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 08, 2020 01:02 PM (L+kF6)

389 They all just knew if they gave PDT a two year colonoscopy that they would find a smoking gun or some skeleton or they would get someone close to flip and lie about it(flynn or manafort).
They committed crimes to get the evidence they were sure existed based on nothing and now the worm is turning on them.
Trump may a carnival barker, but turns out he's not a stupid crook/schnook like they tough he was.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 08, 2020 01:02 PM (+3zRX)

390 By the way, looks like Barr will be ignoring Sally Yates- and focusing on everyone from Comey on down.


She's grassing.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 08, 2020 01:02 PM (rep16)

391 Klobber would probably be the least damaging to the country, if (God forbid) Biden won.

Yeah, she's a commie, but she's the kind of commie who'd want to stay in charge herself, not the kind of commie who would let the ChiComs take over.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 01:02 PM (mNq/0)

392 They think Klobby will help in the rust belt.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 08, 2020 01:00 PM (NkeJ4)

She can cook a mean hot dish, so she has that going for her

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 01:02 PM (nz8WK)

393 Amy Klouchabar has that look of a mean, mean teacher who would take great joy in rapping you on the knuckles with a ruler.

Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 08, 2020 01:02 PM (O+I8R)

394 I think some people need to be reminded that jeff sessions was the
Attorney General for almost two years after Trump was inaugurated.

All of this stuff that is coming out now was when he was the boss of the DOJ and he most likely knew about it.

Let that sink in. He most likely was in on this from the start, or he turned a blind eye to it.

--------------

I'm going to preemptively play the role of JackStraw.

What would the effect have been if Sessions had delivered this 3 years ago?
Right or wrong, the process is playing to the benefit of Trump.

Posted by: SH at May 08, 2020 01:03 PM (sX1BW)

395

Jeff Sessions is like those 3 monkeys that "see, hear, and speak no evil." I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 01:03 PM (bSn9B)

396 Warren pick would be an attempt to placate bernie bros, but Warren excites nobody with her screeches. Not only did the dems have a poor field to choose from for prez, but Joey Fingers has a poor field to choose from for VP.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2020 01:03 PM (r+sAi)

397 393 Amy Klouchabar has that look of a mean, mean teacher who would take great joy in rapping you on the knuckles with a ruler.
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 08, 2020 01:02 PM (O+I8R)

=========

"Ooo! I don't think you've learned your lesson yet. One more. Ooo!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 01:03 PM (LvTSG)

398 Grand Jury material is supposed to be kept secret to keep from sullying the names of people who turned out to be completely innocent. So that being accused of a crime but the grand jury saw no evidence a crime had been committed doesn't turn into "not exonerated".
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice)

Where's the fun in that?
Sounds like the unAmerican" not proven" verdict!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 08, 2020 01:03 PM (jnM20)

399 Speaking of "just Felt" ...
Crowdstrike's Shaun Henry: "There are times when we can see data exfiltrated, and we can say conclusively. But in this case it appears it was set up to be exfiltrated, but we just don't have the evidence that says it actually left."
Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2020 12:23 PM (3aI0K)

Well, they can only see it if they are on-line watching it happen. Some hacker gets in your system, he copies files, he doesn't outright remove them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2020 01:04 PM (LZcDP)

400 The maids are real flinchy over at Cank's house today.

Posted by: Menack at May 08, 2020 01:04 PM (buTO7)

401 396 Warren pick would be an attempt to placate bernie bros, but Warren excites nobody with her screeches. Not only did the dems have a poor field to choose from for prez, but Joey Fingers has a poor field to choose from for VP.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 08, 2020 01:03 PM (r+sAi)

===========

Remember, Warren won her seat from a Republican in 2012. Barack Obama was on the same ballot as her.

She ran 10 points behind Obama.

10 points.

10.

In Massachusetts.

She's awful. Luckily for her, VPs don't really affect vote totals in any material way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 01:04 PM (LvTSG)

402 CNN @CNN
1h
As of late, President Trump, friendly toward media outlets favorable to him, has taken a keen interest in One America News, a little-watched channel that arguably has more in common with a state-run propaganda network than a credible news organization.


Wonder who told them to go after OAN.
Sounds like fear and jealousy.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 01:04 PM (x4XFu)

403 She can cook a mean hot dish, so she has that going for her
Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 01:02 PM (nz8WK)

She's got a good arm, too.

Posted by: Deep State 910 at May 08, 2020 01:04 PM (qLs5f)

404 Amy Klouchabar real first name is Karen.

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 01:04 PM (nz8WK)

405 Well, Warren is a beer boozer, but Willie says Harris sucks a mean dick.
Choices choices.
Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 12:59 PM (nz8WK)


Princess SummerFall Vagisil is as much a beer drinker as Lurch was a hunter.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2020 01:05 PM (y7DUB)

406 Minor SCOOP on @JoeBiden VP choice - @ewarren now in the first tier of potential candidates by developing a friendship with Biden in recent months. Front runners still @amyklobuchar and @KamalaHarris according to Dem sources but she's in the game. Decision shld come soon I am told

...

at least he won't rape her
Posted by: ace at May 08, 2020 12:56 PM (PbpT7)


If it were Kamala (Kum Dumpster) Harris he could not rape her because she would be attached to the Boss's (Biden) unit the whole time. But the good news he would not have to listen to her. Just have the SS wheelbarrow her everywhere you go.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 08, 2020 01:05 PM (1g7ch)

407 So John Roberts wants to protect his puppeteer?

Posted by: Puddin Head at May 08, 2020 01:05 PM (A7lT5)

408 @Heminator

Am I crazy or isn't this a *very awkward* fundraising tactic for someone running for senate, let alone in... Delaware?

https://tinyurl.com/y89sotux

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 01:05 PM (cF8AT)

409 had a window of no rain - was able to walk doggeh

Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 08, 2020 01:05 PM (G546f)

410 Just saw a commercial in which Frito Lay said that we don't need brands to tell us what to feel, we need brands to take action. So they've done blah blah blah. Because it's not about brands, it's about people.

Maybe what we need is for brands to SHUT THE FUCK UP. Did they ever think of THAT?

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at May 08, 2020 01:05 PM (rWZ8Y)

411 Minor SCOOP on @JoeBiden VP choice - @ewarren now in the first tier of potential candidates by developing a friendship with Biden in recent months. Front runners still @amyklobuchar and @KamalaHarris according to Dem sources but she's in the game. Decision shld come soon I am told
Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 12:54 PM (cF8AT)

=========

I don't know who I'm more excited about: Warren or Harris?

They're both just so awful. I can't decide.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

Warren, sh'ell piss of so many more people. harris they can use to pretend to be hip. and progressive.

warren comes off like the shrill harpy mother in law we all hate.

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 08, 2020 01:05 PM (8D42x)

412
remember Trump argued that the House had no right to grand jury testimony. This is another Schiff/Nadler gambit
--'
This was a Maddow "serious question" after Barr released his summary of the Mueller report: What is hidden in the grand jury testimony that was redacted?

Because they want to publicly name and shame anyone and everyone associated with Trump "Look, another Trump official investigated by the grand jury!!"

And, IIRC, they were implying trump's refusal to consent to this release was obstruction of Congress

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 08, 2020 01:05 PM (/SDaK)

413 that arguably has more in common with a state-run propaganda network
-----
So NPR?

Posted by: SH at May 08, 2020 01:06 PM (sX1BW)

414 I would love to see Jensen (or whoever represents the DOJ at that hearing) reply "Well Your Honor, we felt we have to drop this case because we now believe that our former Prosecutor, Mr. Van Grack, committed Perjury in front of this Court, and if you would like to confine him in prison for the Contempt he showed to this Court, then we have no objections."

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 12:53 PM (trdmm)

Indeed. I don't think a judge can ignore actual DOJ testimony about the former prosecutor's illegal malice while insisting that the new prosecutor is under orders from Barr/ Trump. Not without consequences.

Right?

Posted by: trev006 at May 08, 2020 01:06 PM (A/cPG)

415 lulz

Janet @janetburke27

Now I know why CNN is mad at OAN



https://tinyurl.com/y8xw6orv

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 01:06 PM (x4XFu)

416 Am I crazy or isn't this a *very awkward* fundraising tactic for someone running for senate, let alone in... Delaware?


lol omg. Delaware - it cannot be explained.

the state is so deeply blue they just.. I don't know it's just no holds barred lunacy there

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 01:06 PM (j9HX3)

417 Andy McCarthy is fucking useless.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 01:06 PM (ZLI7S)

418 Imagine the screams of agony and all the butthurt if Cruz were nominated to the Supreme Court...

Posted by: lin-duh en fugue! at May 08, 2020 01:07 PM (UUBmN)

419 Jeff Sessions is like those 3 monkeys that "see, hear, and speak no evil." I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020

*
*
OT, but this made me think of it. Just now at Target I spotted a bourbon (I think it was -- certainly not a Scotch) called, get this, "Monkey Shoulder." Even if I were still drinking, that name would turn me off.
Does anyone still make pre-mixed cocktails in the bottle? Linda said she wanted a margarita for Mother's Day, and Target didn't have anything like that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2020 01:07 PM (rpbg1)

420 Maybe what we need is for brands to SHUT THE FUCK UP. Did they ever think of THAT?


omg YES Mrs Peel

I find myself just yelling that exact thing out loud to pretty much every ad now

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH [BRAND]!

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 01:08 PM (j9HX3)

421 Mother of all that is holy

https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250274489

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 01:08 PM (KZzsI)

422 > Maybe what we need is for brands to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Yes. Shut up and make chips, assholes. No one wants to see your "high-minded" political opinions, or, more correctly, the political opinions of the 22 year old communists you hired because they "understand that TwitFace stuff".



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 01:08 PM (mNq/0)

423 408 @Heminator

Am I crazy or isn't this a *very awkward* fundraising tactic for someone running for senate, let alone in... Delaware?

https://tinyurl.com/y89sotux
Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 01:05 PM (cF8AT)

okay I checked that out - that is just.... freakin' weird, if not insane.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 08, 2020 01:08 PM (trdmm)

424 Just now at Target I spotted a bourbon (I think it was -- certainly not a Scotch) called, get this, "Monkey Shoulder." Even if I were still drinking, that name would turn me off.

stop. please.

god I hate Pennsylvania

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 01:08 PM (j9HX3)

425 384 I think some people need to be reminded that jeff sessions was the Attorney General for almost two years after Trump was inaugurated.

All of this stuff that is coming out now was when he was the boss of the DOJ and he most likely knew about it.

Let that sink in. He most likely was in on this from the start, or he turned a blind eye to it.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 01:01 PM (JUOKG)

BTW, the guy has been as silent as the Sphinx since he left the AG office.

You'd think that even though he recused himself from supervisory responsibility of the investigation, he would use his position to at least determine the veracity of any information coming from that office. He could then use his position as a bully pulpit to talk about what he sees.

Assuming that he can't do that while he's in office, he's been out for over a year and he's still said nothing. The guy publicly desires Trump's endorsement, and won't even throw the guy the smallest of bones to at least say that Russiagate is a bunch of bunk?

I smell a rat. Trump is right to slag the guy in public.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 08, 2020 01:08 PM (iuFgi)

426 I think if I ever saw booze in a Target I would just fall down and cry like a Soviet emigre in the 80s

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 01:08 PM (j9HX3)

427
Everything in America changed when the FBI/CIA plotted a coup to overturn a national election.

Everything in America changed when the Dept of "Justice's" FBI raided a lawyer's house and office (based on a bullshit minor campaign finance technicality).

And now they want to release Grand Jury Testimony.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 01:08 PM (bSn9B)

428 OT: yet another "Plandemic, Part I" has been removed by youtube. Keep searching, they're out there.

Man, the thing is powerful. And I think it's why Trump put Anthony Fauci front and center.

Posted by: t-bird at May 08, 2020 01:08 PM (8DRUP)

429 Andy McCarthy is fucking useless.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 01:06 PM (ZLI7S)


Details?

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2020 01:09 PM (y7DUB)

430 I'm going to preemptively play the role of JackStraw.

What would the effect have been if Sessions had delivered this 3 years ago?
Right or wrong, the process is playing to the benefit of Trump.





Posted by: SH at May 08, 2020 01:03 PM

---

My point was either sessions was in on it (Deep State) or he ignored it and then stuck around as AG doing absolutely nothing except prosecuting marijuana users for nearly two years.


He cost Trump almost two years of cleaning house at DOJ.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 01:09 PM (JUOKG)

431 What would the effect have been if Sessions had delivered this 3 years ago?

-

Before the Democrats regained the House?

Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 08, 2020 01:09 PM (L+kF6)

432 CNN @CNN
1h
As of late, President Trump, friendly toward media outlets favorable to him, has taken a keen interest in One America News, a little-watched channel that arguably has more in common with a state-run propaganda network than a credible news organization.

-
What does CNN know about credible news organizations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 01:09 PM (+y/Ru)

433 Out of morbid curiosity, I went to CNN.com to see what they had to say about Flynn. Ole Wolf had Jeffrey Toobin on to say that 'the fix is in'. These people have no shame. Actually, it's worse than that.

Posted by: Long time listener, first time poster at May 08, 2020 01:09 PM (jI02I)

434 F Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 08, 2020 01:08 PM (KZzsI)

Gaaaack!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 08, 2020 01:10 PM (jnM20)

435 I feel that Obama was in charge and running the complete coup attempt, starting it while in office, and continuing after leaving.

Posted by: politic uber alles at May 08, 2020 01:10 PM (0hOKG)

436
Imagine the screams of agony and all the butthurt if Cruz were nominated to the Supreme Court...
-------
If nominated, I'd support him. But he is now getting too old, Texas would get a Senator to his left, and frankly I don't think he cares for it.
Never pull a good Senator out of the Senate and risk the seat.
But it would be fun to see them squirm. But we will get that no matter who is nominated.

Posted by: SH at May 08, 2020 01:10 PM (sX1BW)

437 After a hard day at the office, I like to suck back on a Monkey Dick bourbon. It's brown and hot goin' down!

Posted by: don lemon at May 08, 2020 01:11 PM (TQ/zJ)

438 And flayed, Flaying is cool.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 08, 2020 12:17 PM (pw+jk)


Then stuff the skins with straw for public display.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at May 08, 2020 01:11 PM (YqED9)

439 >>Details?

Roughly:

The DOJ has become politicized in recent years. I don't know if prosecutions will make it better.

He's completely blind to how corrupt the DOJ has become.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2020 01:11 PM (ZLI7S)

440 Andy McCarthy is fucking useless.
----'
How now brown cow?

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 08, 2020 01:11 PM (/SDaK)

441
I'll have more to say about how Big Corporations are "here for us" later.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 08, 2020 01:11 PM (bSn9B)

442 So...yesterday we heard how an aide to the President has tested positive, and today an assistant to the Vice President is positive.
I wonder if this is a deliberate biological attack on the Command and Control of the US Government by...oh...say...the democrats?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2020 01:11 PM (axyOa)

443 424 Just now at Target I spotted a bourbon (I think it was -- certainly not a Scotch) called, get this, "Monkey Shoulder." Even if I were still drinking, that name would turn me off.

stop. please.

god I hate Pennsylvania
Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 01:08 PM (j9HX3)

I think Monkey Shoulder is a Scotch.

It's ok. I prefer bourbon like Woodford Reserve or Buffalo Trace.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at May 08, 2020 01:11 PM (ifmtJ)

444 feel that Obama was in charge and running the complete coup attempt, starting it while in office, and continuing after leaving.
Posted by: politic uber alles at May 08, 2020 01:10 PM (0hOKG)M


Obama's puppet master Jarrett.

Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 08, 2020 01:11 PM (2DOZq)

445 She's awful. Luckily for her, VPs don't really affect vote totals in any material way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 01:04 PM (LvTSG)
===

But with Abe Simpson at the top of the ticket, won't things be different this time around?

Posted by: Augustine at May 08, 2020 01:11 PM (Alp4m)

446 389 They all just knew if they gave PDT a two year colonoscopy that they would find a smoking gun or some skeleton or they would get someone close to flip and lie about it(flynn or manafort).
They committed crimes to get the evidence they were sure existed based on nothing and now the worm is turning on them.
Trump may a carnival barker, but turns out he's not a stupid crook/schnook like they tough he was.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 08, 2020 01:02 PM (+3zRX)


Yeah. Another aspect of their hubris is they expected that running the usual plays against a Republican, from their Dem-Media Complex Playbook, would make Trump fold under the media and GOPe pressure to resign. Hah!

They also totally mis-calculated on this when they ran the standard plays against Kavanaugh. PDT had Kav's back.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2020 01:11 PM (AMIL/)

447 @CNN
1h
As of late, President Trump, friendly toward media outlets favorable to him, has taken a keen interest in One America News, a little-watched channel that arguably has more in common with a state-run propaganda network than a credible news organization.

-
What does CNN know about credible news organizations.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 08, 2020 01:09 PM (+y/Ru)


Or not being little-watched?

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2020 01:11 PM (y7DUB)

448 > But he is now getting too old

"Too old"?

For the Supreme Court?

What?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 01:11 PM (mNq/0)

449 408
@Heminator



Am I crazy or isn't this a *very awkward* fundraising tactic for someone running for senate, let alone in... Delaware?



https://tinyurl.com/y89sotux

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 01:05 PM (cF8AT)

She seems nice.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 08, 2020 01:12 PM (+3zRX)

450 Ace: "Because the leftist media hates them, and therefore the quisling coward Rich Lowry must treat them as Unmentionables and Deplorables to remain tolerated by his leftist media employers and friends, too."

Also, Those Who Will Not Be Mentioned were a) superior in every way to NeverTrumpers and b) right. That they are competitors (or were, anyway) in the same market means that Those Who Will Not Be Mentioned cannot be praised. It would mean directing attention and accolades to the other, better business.

But not to worry. NeverTrumpers are no longer competitors to Those Who Will Not Be Mentioned. Those Who Will Not Be Mentioned have hoovered up the followers and money by virtue of providing a better, more honest product while NeverTrumpers are left scrounging for loose change in the cushions of fainting couches.

Karma can be a pleasant antidote.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 08, 2020 01:12 PM (HhXSr)

451 Suggestion: select a street corner or two in DC along The Mall. Erect on each a set of stocks, a rack or wheel, a gallows, and maybe a long rope from the nearest lightpole. Make 'em out of styrofoam as "street art"

Posted by: OSL at May 08, 2020 01:12 PM (wNww/)

452 What the deal with this massive cold front in the midwest? It's supped to snow in Cleveland in the middle of May. Has global warning gotten this bad?


OK maybe not that unusual for Cleveland, glad I don't live there any more.


Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2020 01:12 PM (MxEKc)

453 The White House Press Secretary(PBUH) giving it to CNN today. She's like a female Andrew Breitbart, so far.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2020 01:12 PM (YJ8cL)

454 448 > But he is now getting too old

"Too old"?

For the Supreme Court?

What?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 01:11 PM (mNq/0)

=========

You want someone who will be on it for 30-40 years.

He's not too old yet, but he's getting close.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 01:13 PM (LvTSG)

455 Nude.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2020 01:13 PM (YJ8cL)

456 Has global warning gotten this bad?

------

The Exponential Flaming Skulls has finally done us in.

Worth it.

Posted by: SH at May 08, 2020 01:13 PM (sX1BW)

457 Cruz, at 49, is the ideal age for SCOTUS. Though he does not seem to want it.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 08, 2020 01:13 PM (svbBD)

458 Am I crazy or isn't this a *very awkward* fundraising tactic for someone running for senate, let alone in... Delaware?



https://tinyurl.com/y89sotux

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 01:05 PM (cF8AT)

She seems nice.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless


would

Posted by: x at May 08, 2020 01:13 PM (nFwvY)

459
OMG there is now a coloring book out of 'America's Sexiest Moderate' Joe Biden:
https://tinyurl.com/ycy5zzjn

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2020 01:13 PM (wiXsO)

460 435
I feel that Obama was in charge and running the complete coup attempt,
starting it while in office, and continuing after leaving.


Posted by: politic uber alles at May 08, 2020 01:10 PM (0hOKG)

Yep...just moved down the street with ValJar kept the Op alive.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 08, 2020 01:14 PM (+3zRX)

461 [i\I don't know who I'm more excited about: Warren or Harris?

They're both just so awful. I can't decide.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 12:55 PM (LvTSG)

Nasal voices usually win, but Harris's is too dumb to believe

Warren Screechy Voice will be like nails on the chalk board.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 01:14 PM (x4XFu)

462 She "felt" like there was collusion.

This is an absolute textbook case of why people create hoaxes.

All the Jusssie Smoletts of the world are SURE it's happening somewhere, so they don't feeling like they're lying (excuse me: "lying") when they concoct an example of it that they can control and wield against their enemies.

Posted by: RKae at May 08, 2020 01:14 PM (0s2Be)

463 There were light flurries east of Cleveland earlier.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 08, 2020 01:14 PM (y7DUB)

464 Johnston Atoll
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 08, 2020 12:38 PM (EGyGV)

Not a nice tropical island. Some place with cold miserable weather, where you can barely survive if you work hard all the time. Aleutians are perfect for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2020 01:14 PM (LZcDP)

465 nood clapper!

I think I just peed a little

Posted by: don lemon at May 08, 2020 01:14 PM (TQ/zJ)

466 "I feel that Obama was in charge and running the
complete coup attempt, starting it while in office, and continuing after
leaving.


Posted by: politic uber alles "


He may have given the OK but he was not running it. Only thing he has ever run is his mouth.

Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2020 01:14 PM (MxEKc)

467 Monkey Shoulder is a good introductory Scotch. A blend. A tad sweet, but good for getting your palate around the basics of what Scotch can offer.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at May 08, 2020 01:14 PM (O6DoG)

468 The White House Press Secretary(PBUH) giving it to CNN today. She's like a female Andrew Breitbart, so far.
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 08, 2020 01:12 PM (YJ8cL)

Link?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 08, 2020 01:14 PM (jnM20)

469
lol omg. Delaware - it cannot be explained.



the state is so deeply blue they just.. I don't know it's just no holds barred lunacy there

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020 01:06 PM (j9HX3)

No, it Wilmington and it's Black population that is Blue, the rest of the state is pretty Red. Sadly the Wilmington area is over half the population.

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 01:14 PM (nz8WK)

470 She's awful. Luckily for her, VPs don't really affect vote totals in any material way.




Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting terrorist in Nakatomi Tower at May 08, 2020 01:04 PM

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Actually, the LA Times just ran an op ed on April 28 that claimed the exact opposite and said sarah palin cost john "maverick" mccain the Presidency.


They were writing about the importance of biden's VP pick.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 08, 2020 01:15 PM (JUOKG)

471 I think if I ever saw booze in a Target I would just fall down and cry like a Soviet emigre in the 80s

Posted by: WolfsCaptiveBlackOrchid at May 08, 2020

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Remember that Lousy-ana permits liquor to be sold in grocery stores; there are no specialized "liquor" stores. All the product is usually behind the counter now, though, and you have to ask for what you want and can't compare prices. Target has its wine and liquor out in an aisle where you can browse.
I've been sober for more than 30 years and scarcely ever look at the stuff. I was horrified by the prices.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at May 08, 2020 01:15 PM (rpbg1)

472 nood

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 08, 2020 01:15 PM (x4XFu)

473 There's a farkas in my pants.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 08, 2020 01:15 PM (EgshT)

474 He may have given the OK but he was not running it. Only thing he has ever run is his mouth.


Posted by: Ripley at May 08, 2020 01:14 PM (MxEKc)

AND Moochie's vibrator

Posted by: Kemp at May 08, 2020 01:15 PM (nz8WK)

475 > He's not too old yet, but he's getting close.

He's 49.

The average age of appointees to the Supreme Court is 53, so half of them were older than that.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at May 08, 2020 01:16 PM (mNq/0)

476 willowed again

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at May 08, 2020 01:16 PM (EgshT)

477 Andy McCarthy is fucking useless.
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Look, at this point, he's so deep in Copenhagen Syndrome/ battered spouse territory, the actual rape of his back hole by the FBI agents is scheduled on the calendar by him.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 08, 2020 01:16 PM (/SDaK)

478 Not to mention that, when facing prosecution from the very highest levels of the FBI, CIA, and DOJ, General Flynn was really supposed to think he had even the slightest chance of getting a fair shake ? Hardly. The FBI framed him, for God sakes.

Posted by: deadrody at May 08, 2020 01:17 PM (V9901)

479 Re National Review:
I worked there, when Buckley was in his prime, in an internship. Glorious experience and he had a first class mind. His sister Priscilla was no slouch either.

Both of them were supremely confident, and the rube "elite" class in NY paid them obeisance recognizing both their ability and that their confidence allowed them not to give a damn about other people's opinion

Lowry and the current crew at NR lack both the well honed excellence of mind and the insouciance to applaud and promote less popular views.

The only place that I still see a bit of fidelity to what Buckley founded is in the Pro-life positions.

A shame what has happened to them, but not surprising. Brilliant founders rarely sustain themselves (for other evidence, look at Apple)

Posted by: groovygirl at May 08, 2020 01:18 PM (ybC9u)

480 Oliver Darcy goes on a rant about OAN and Chanel Rion. In one of his tweets he rants about her bringing in her own chair to a presser:

@oliverdarcy

On one day in April, OAN personality Chanel Rion even tried setting up her own folding chair in the briefing room. She was told she could not do that, and was seen later carrying it back off White House grounds.

She calls him out:

@ChanelRion

Retweeted Oliver Darcy

Aw, @oliverdarcy... getting the story wrong again - and over a CHAIR!

I brought this chair in each day and brought it out each evening. The next day I left it in the basement where it rests now, ready for the next briefing.

Leave my chair in peace, @CNN! It is a good chair.


Here's his entire rant if you want to read it:

https://tinyurl.com/y9x9udy2

Posted by: Tami at May 08, 2020 01:19 PM (cF8AT)

481 OK, it's official: Obama was the worst President in American history, going away, and ran the worst Administration ever.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 08, 2020 01:21 PM (YqDXo)

482 The secret is to grease the ice pick. Not that I would know but that is what some guy told me.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at May 08, 2020 12:50 PM (pw+jk)

Side cutters. Clip the valve stems on 2 tires. And not a "concealed weapon" if you are caught and searched.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 08, 2020 01:23 PM (LZcDP)

483 If I was President, I'd order a deep background investigation into Obama's life back when he was 18 years old going forward. Get the real truth on who helped him, fake id, education, foreign travel, etc. He was a national security threat that and we can't allow it to happen again.

Posted by: Jolo at May 08, 2020 01:52 PM (QZdNa)

484 He knows what's coming, and it ain't nothin'.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

I believe this also as an important thing I've learned in life is 'timing is everything'. The bombs will go off on PDT's timeline and no one else's.

Posted by: Cheri at May 08, 2020 01:53 PM (oiNtH)

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