"Waitress Sandwich" Sex Assault Survivor: Why On Earth Has Joe Biden Made Chris Dodd, The Man Who Publicly Violated Me, the Head of his VP Search Committee?

Yeah, gee, why would Joey Fingers be so casual about touching strange women in an illegally familiar way?

A Massachusetts woman who accused former Sen. Chris Dodd of sexually assaulting her after a booze-fueled dinner in 1985 is speaking out, saying she can’t understand why the Biden campaign tapped him to lead their vice presidential search.
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In a lengthy phone conversation with The Post on Tuesday, Dodd’s accuser, Carla Gaviglio, now 59, said she was stunned that the Biden campaign chose the retired lawmaker, 75, when the incident between them had been in the media for decades.
"I have no idea if Biden has done this, I don’t think any of us do, but I certainly know what the senaton's done and I don’t know what they’re thinking, choosing someone like that," she said, referring to the allegations that Biden assaulted former staffer Tara Reade in 1993.

Next Up: Nancy Pelosi tells us this doesn't matter because Chris Dodd is Chris Dodd.

Meanwhile, a new poll finds that 28% of Democrats want Biden swapped out for someone 10% less rapish.

. The POLITICO/Morning Consult poll released Tuesday shows that more than a third of voters believe Democrats should abandon Biden as their nominee over the recent claims from the former Senate aide that date back to the early 1990s.

The survey -- conducted in the days after Biden appeared on MSNBC's "Morning Joe" on Friday to personally deny the charges for the first time -- found 28 percent of Democrats "definitely" or "probably" favor replacing Biden with another nominee to take on President Donald Trump in November.

Note that over a third of all voters want Biden replaced, contrasted with 28% of Democrats.

I wonder how this happened? Republicans know more about the charges than Democrats or Independents.

Almost as if the liberal media those two groups rely on kept the story from them.

In the survey, which was conducted Saturday and Sunday, nearly 2-in-3 voters, 64 percent, said they had heard "a lot" or "some" about Reade's allegations against the then-Delaware senator. Republicans (70 percent) were more likely to say they've heard about the allegations than Democrats (62 percent) and independents (60 percent).

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1 meep meep motherfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2020 06:19 PM (d7Ww2)

2
"I believe in G-d and Senator Dodd and I'm working in a mayonnaise plant!"

Spread it, Carla!

- - Teddy K.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:19 PM (s2VJv)

3 Folger Crystals for President?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2020 06:20 PM (H2ofG)

4 Because Chris Dod knows how to treat a lady

Posted by: Creepy Pervy Uncle Joe at May 06, 2020 06:20 PM (1g7ch)

5 Back in my day, if you didn't occasionally sexually assault a waitress, everyone thought you were gay.

Posted by: Chris Doddering Fool at May 06, 2020 06:21 PM (H5knJ)

6

We've replaced their usual brunette waitress with a ginger bartender between Chris Dodd and Teddy Kennedy. Let's see if they notice...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:21 PM (s2VJv)

7 So the media will just blackout Carla Gaviglio's story, too?

At first I thought it read Carla Gugino. She's crazy stupid hot.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 06, 2020 06:21 PM (VWp7G)

8 Olds 88, a metaphor for the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2020 06:21 PM (H2ofG)

9 Biden is winning!

We need to replace Biden!

Which is it, one named poll pusher ?

Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:21 PM (ui+1A)

10 I believe her--but Orangemanbad!

Posted by: Feminists at May 06, 2020 06:22 PM (Eicbe)

11 1 meep meep motherfuckers

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2020 06:19 PM (d7Ww2)

I say that when I walk into work now.

Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:22 PM (ui+1A)

12 5 Back in my day, if you didn't occasionally sexually assault a waitress, everyone thought you were gay.
Posted by: Chris Doddering Fool at May 06, 2020 06:21 PM (H5knJ)

"Smell my hand!"

- - Don Small Bitter Fruit

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:22 PM (s2VJv)

13 You know who doesn't want Biden replaced? Chy-Na.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:22 PM (KnJdm)

14 Waitress sandwich sex?

Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (sy5kK)

15 Dems have a chance to make their voices heard...The courts have reinstated the NY Primary.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (85Gof)

16 8 Olds 88, a metaphor for the Democrat Party.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2020 06:21 PM (H2ofG)

Taken from Robyn Byrd's immortal "Baby Let Me Bang Your Box."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (s2VJv)

17 I asked earlier but how many free rapes do Democrats get?
Is it unlimited with the platinum package?
I imagine it's all outlined in the brochure.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (Uu+Jp)

18 A ginger with a Lurpa they would notice

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (H2ofG)

19 Any outraged Democrat will dutifully vote for Joe on election day. They don't break ranks. That is for others to do.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (bCLt0)

20 >>>Waitress sandwich sex?

Almost as good as makeup sex.

Posted by: George Costanza at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (VWp7G)

21 Those Democrats sure do love their rapist swine. Fat Ted, Dodd, Biden, Slick Willy...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (NWiLs)

22 The Dodd-Frank sandwich is worse than the barrel.

Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (ui+1A)

23 What was the polling on removing Trump from the ticket?

With the media megaphone, I'd guess it was higher

Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (s4lYG)

24 I'm willing to bet neither murdering Kennedy or doofus Dodd held the Mayo on that sandwich.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (JY8Ei)

25 15 Dems have a chance to make their voices heard...The courts have reinstated the NY Primary.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (85Gof)

That was Andrew Out the Ying Yang's doing. DNC must be pissed as hell at him. Gives Bernie a platform but also puts a big hole in the vote by mail argument.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (s2VJv)

26 Can we please get a picture of the 59 year old Carla so some folks an complain she's not much to look at? /sarc.

I hope Carla was an early "walk away" from voting Democrat if she ever did

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (bW1Yb)

27 Joe has a finger on the pulse of the electorate.

Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (LNK7C)

28
Tiresome troll.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (s2VJv)

29 "If you’ve been thinking of buying a quaint little retreat near Galway, Ireland, you might want to ask Chris Dodd for advice. He’s made off quite well on his Irish "Cottage".

Here’s the quick-and-dirty: find a convicted felon and get him to put up two-thirds of the purchase price, then 8 years later – when the value of comparable real estate has quadrupled – buy him out at around the same amount he bought in for.

Voila! Before you know it, you own an Irish ‘cottage’ worth about a million dollars, but whose value you claim on ethics forms is as little as $100,000! The Wall Street Journal reported on the specifics"

Posted by: Miklos O'Molnar at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (QzkSJ)

30 Look, get over yourselves ladies. When Sundown Joe wins the White House you need fear no rape. First off, he is a hundred years old and can't change his own diaper. Second, it's different this time. Y'all have ME. I will protect the women of this country. There will be no groping, no sniffing, no complimenting eighth grade girls on their lovely, heaving bosoms! There will be no sandwiching in my White House!

Posted by: Vice President Tank Abrams at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (NVYyb)

31 Was he the mayo or the mustard?

Posted by: navybrat, hot house orchid at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (w7KSn)

32 Pull-Smell my finger.

Posted by: Joey Biden at May 06, 2020 06:25 PM (r+sAi)

33 Dodd Frank Franken triple-decker is a real horror show of a sh1t sammich.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2020 06:25 PM (H2ofG)

34 I believe Tara Reade--but Trump said pussy!

Posted by: Feminists at May 06, 2020 06:25 PM (Eicbe)

35 Almost as good as makeup sex.

Isn't that just putting blush on your hand before fapping?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at May 06, 2020 06:25 PM (xkSJa)

36 I thought Chris Dodd was dead.

Fuck him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2020 06:25 PM (Z+IKu)

37 >>>I thought Chris Dodd was dead.

He wasn't even sick!

Posted by: George Costanza at May 06, 2020 06:25 PM (VWp7G)

38 Out damned sock!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 06, 2020 06:26 PM (VWp7G)

39 Hi Insom!

How life as a working stiff?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2020 06:26 PM (d7Ww2)

40 Take Biden and Tara Reade as an example. Biden was a good looking successful man, and Reade was a woman who admired him. Is there any doubt that if he had romanced her at all that she would have willing entered into a sexual relationship, but that was too much work for Uncle Joe. He wanted to walk up to her tell her to get naked and then he would sex her up.

He isn't the only one. It sure sounds a lot like Clinton taking a woman back to his hotel room dropping his pants and telling her to get busy. Dodd thinking him and Kennedy could make a waitress sandwich in a public restaurant. You getting a theme here? What would give these men the idea that they could walk up to a woman and just initiate sex without even a cold open. Could it be things like Lolita Island have given them this idea?

Posted by: DFCtomm at May 06, 2020 06:26 PM (50gG9)

41 17 I asked earlier but how many free rapes do Democrats get?
Is it unlimited with the platinum package?
I imagine it's all outlined in the brochure.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (Uu+Jp)

I think it's unlimited. The morning rant had a pic from Twitter that said she didn't care if Biden raped 100 women at gunpoint, she was still voting for him.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2020 06:26 PM (Ez6QX)

42 35 Almost as good as makeup sex.

Isn't that just putting blush on your hand before fapping?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at May 06, 2020 06:25 PM (xkSJa)

Making your hand to look like Senor Wences' mouth...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:26 PM (s2VJv)

43 Democrats get three free assaults.

Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (ui+1A)

44
I wonder how this happened? Republicans know more about the charges than Democrats or Independents.

Almost as if the liberal media those two groups rely on kept the story from them.

========================

First they rehabilitate Reagan. Then Barry declares that Lincoln was a Democrat. Now, W. ain't such a bad guy, for a gun-slinging monkey (see the dust cover of Maureen Dowd's book). Dems are always the last idiots to know. I need more beer.

Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (Pqytn)

45 Oh, a working stiff.

Not working a stiff. Nevermind.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (JY8Ei)

46 Taken from Robyn Byrd's immortal "Baby Let Me Bang Your Box."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

That was Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts.

Originally, anyhow.

Posted by: Miklos, who drinks and knows things (Happy Hour Lamp is LIT) at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (QzkSJ)

47 I have to say, I'm thoroughly enjoying this spectacle.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (sWM8x)

48 asked earlier but how many free rapes do Democrats get?
Is it unlimited with the platinum package?
I imagine it's all outlined in the brochure.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (Uu+Jp)

I think it's unlimited. The morning rant had a pic from Twitter that said she didn't care if Biden raped 100 women at gunpoint, she was still voting for him.
=====

One said they didn't care if he raped their own kids.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (iydjf)

49 Tapioca Joe doesn't even know what his VP Search Team does, much less who is on it.

It is almost like the person making the decisions is trying to purposely sabotage the Biden Team?

Posted by: rd at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (+0uDE)

50 The Dems regret that you have but one hoohah to give for their party's political power, ladies.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:28 PM (KnJdm)

51 46 Taken from Robyn Byrd's immortal "Baby Let Me Bang Your Box."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

That was Doug Clark and the Hot Nuts.

Originally, anyhow.
Posted by: Miklos, who drinks and knows things (Happy Hour Lamp is LIT) at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (QzkSJ)

Robyn Byrd was a cable access porn sensation in NYC back in the 80s/90s.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:28 PM (s2VJv)

52 39 Hi Insom!

How life as a working stiff?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2020 06:26 PM (d7Ww2)

Hello nurse!

Heh heh. "Working stiff." Heh heh heh.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 06:28 PM (NWiLs)

53 Next Up: Nancy Pelosi tells us this doesn't matter because Chris Dodd is Chris Dodd.

_____________

"Owing to our shared love of ice cream sandwiches, I fully support Chris Dodd."

Posted by: ShainS, COVID-1984 survivor at May 06, 2020 06:28 PM (JH02H)

54 48

I think it's unlimited. The morning rant had a pic from Twitter that said she didn't care if Biden raped 100 women at gunpoint, she was still voting for him.
=====

One said they didn't care if he raped their own kids.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (iydjf)

I would merely say Democrat rank and file voters.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (bCLt0)

55 Strange, Dodd's first question to VP candidates is always the same?

"Do you like your sandwich with or without mayonnaise?"

Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (88xKn)

56 I could violently rape Tara Read in front of Planned Parenthood right on Fifth Avenue and not lose the media vote!

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (NVYyb)

57 The Dodd-Frank sandwich is worse than the barrel.
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (ui+1A)
..........

It has no meat, only cheese.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (v0R5T)

58 But Trump is accused of unverifiable assaults in unlikely places at indeterminate times, AND SAID PUSSY!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (oVJmc)

59 For the same reason a dog licks his balls: because he can.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (L9P9s)

60 Joe has a finger on the pulse of the electorate.
Posted by: garrett

Well, he needs a pulse.

Posted by: Miklos, diag-agnostic at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (QzkSJ)

61 56 I could violently rape Tara Read in front of Planned Parenthood right on Fifth Avenue and not lose the media vote!
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (NVYyb)

It's on Bleecker Street. But point taken.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (s2VJv)

62 43
Democrats get three free assaults.

Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (ui+1A)

You go to the DNC convention, and they got these chicks walking around with a bunch of vaginas and a "FREE, Take One" sign.

I don't see what the problem is.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (KnJdm)

63 Daniel Greenfield-FrontPage Mag

The Dem Senate Rape culture that made Joe Biden:

https://tinyurl.com/ydz7sg68

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (bW1Yb)

64 Hollars ' get a room's I those two..
You know who you are

Posted by: willow at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (CaD9A)

65 Second look at Bob Filner ?

Posted by: Bob Filner at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (ui+1A)

66 61 56 I could violently rape Tara Read in front of Planned Parenthood right on Fifth Avenue and not lose the media vote!
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (NVYyb)

It's on Bleecker Street. But point taken.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (s2VJv)

There's no bleaker street than one with a Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

67 Joe has a finger on the pulse of the electorate.

Posted by: garrett

I was told that that is a myth.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (KnJdm)

68 Next Up: Nancy Pelosi tells us this doesn't matter because Chris Dodd is Chris Dodd.

Yeah, and Ted Bundy was Ted Bundy.

What's her point?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (hGXZE)

69 Did Tara Read say that she would vote for Biden, or merely that she hated Trump?

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:31 PM (bCLt0)

70 Thanks Nurse! Always cheers me up and makes the laugh.

Posted by: DBCooper at May 06, 2020 06:31 PM (y1Mvi)

71
One said they didn't care if he raped their own kids.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (iydjf)

Well, obviously. Look at how many child rapes Epstein and his fellow motherless elites committed. These people don't even deserve a hanging. Let them have steel. Or better yet, teeth.

Posted by: trev006 at May 06, 2020 06:31 PM (0HpOW)

72 67 Joe has a finger on the pulse of the electorate.

Posted by: garrett

I was told that that is a myth.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (KnJdm)

We've replaced Joe's usual prepubescent joy buzzer with the scarred nob of Bro-Fo Omar. Let's see if he notices...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:31 PM (s2VJv)

73 Looking forward to the Dodd, Biden and Kennedy reunion.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (Y7v+0)

74 Robyn Byrd was a cable access porn sensation in NYC back in the 80s/90s.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

The song is from the late 60's.

Maybe they let her have her way with it.

Posted by: Miklos, reminded that I bought oysters at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (QzkSJ)

75 48 asked earlier but how many free rapes do Democrats get?
Is it unlimited with the platinum package?
I imagine it's all outlined in the brochure.
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (Uu+Jp)

I think it's unlimited. The morning rant had a pic from Twitter that said she didn't care if Biden raped 100 women at gunpoint, she was still voting for him.
=====

One said they didn't care if he raped their own kids.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 06, 2020 06:27 PM (iydjf)

----

Sick and Sad.

These sheltered mindless hate filled (#%*?!) have never been threatened, beaten, or sexually assaulted personally. If they had ever been raped, they would never, ever say such a horrific thing.

Posted by: rd at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (+0uDE)

76 There's still time for a third-party run, you know.

Posted by: Stacy Abrams at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (sWM8x)

77 But The Right Honorable Senator Dodd knows how to do The Jellyfish!

Posted by: An Exasperated Biden at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (3NZZg)

78 66
61 56 I could violently rape Tara Read in front of Planned Parenthood right on Fifth Avenue and not lose the media vote!

Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (NVYyb)

It's on Bleecker Street. But point taken.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:29 PM (s2VJv)

There's no bleaker street than one with a Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 06:30 PM (NWiLs)

============
New book title idea in there somewhere....

Posted by: Charles Dickens at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (NVYyb)

79 74 Robyn Byrd was a cable access porn sensation in NYC back in the 80s/90s.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

The song is from the late 60's.

Maybe they let her have her way with it.
Posted by: Miklos, reminded that I bought oysters at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (QzkSJ)

Look it up. Semi-NSFW.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (s2VJv)

80 Note that over a third of all voters want Biden replaced, contrasted with 28% of Democrats. Ace-

If you asked in 2016, at least a third of R's hated the idea of Trump as nominee, so not only is 28% low, the rest are likely bernie bros.

And why the hell would R's give a shit if the D's have a crap candidate, unless they're hoping for a D win that doesn't look and taste like a shit sandwich

Posted by: Depression era pricing, today's quality at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (z79tQ)

81 I found a Vox article just after the pussy tape.

Only 12% of Republicans said he should drop out, with over 80%of all voters having heard it or about it

And that's with 16 pussy Republican senators making a big show of un-endorsing him.
And all the dick smokers in the House who did the same

12% with a full court press by the media and NeverTrump that Trump should drop out

How many Dems are saying Joe should go grope retirement?

Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (s4lYG)

82 I guess they don't like their fellow fk buddies to get in trouble.
Which is why we should sneer every time the say they 'care'.

Posted by: willow at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (CaD9A)

83 I clicked on the murder hornet pic. in the last thread and Kayleigh Mcenany murdering the press came up. I thought it was a spoof, a good one. Kayleigh Mcenany...Trumps new murder hornet.

Posted by: choogle at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (wzbcg)

84 Says a lot about slow joe's judgement that he would actually dig up that pervert

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (85Gof)

85 [SHOT:] Meanwhile, a new poll finds that 28% of Democrats want Biden swapped out for someone 10% less rapish.

___________

[CHASER:] They were unable to find anybody who qualified.

Posted by: ShainS, COVID-1984 survivor at May 06, 2020 06:32 PM (JH02H)

86 We've replaced Joe's usual prepubescent joy buzzer with the scarred nob of Bro-Fo Omar. Let's see if he notices...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:31 PM (s2VJv)

I denounce myself.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:33 PM (KnJdm)

87 We've replaced Joe's usual prepubescent joy buzzer with the scarred nob of Bro-Fo Omar. Let's see if he notices...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

omfg,
through the nose, tea.

ouch

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2020 06:33 PM (d7Ww2)

88 Crushing the kegels in my hospital room, btw.

Posted by: RBG at May 06, 2020 06:33 PM (ui+1A)

89 Was he the mayo or the mustard?
Posted by: navybrat, hot house orchid at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM

The Paolo, he is the Sriracha between the two waitresses.

Posted by: Paolo at May 06, 2020 06:33 PM (rBtIz)

90 It has no meat, only cheese.
Posted by: wth

Shriveled franks and cold beans.

Posted by: Miklos, off the menu at May 06, 2020 06:33 PM (QzkSJ)

91
A quick excursion ot, because I love you mutants:

Das Boot. Free on Movieland TV (Roku). Directors Cut, 3 hrs 19 m. Dubbed in English.
Uhm, looks like a DVD version, acceptable on a 32" screen, but a big screen might be unwatchable. Or I've got net congestion.

Enjoy the best submarine movie EVER!!

Posted by: Gooshy at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (6jwo4)

92 Biden will not be replaced. So there is that.

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (zr5Kq)

93 26 shes still a Masshole and loyal dumbocrat

Posted by: Steve Perry at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (DIosY)

94 Because in your face, what are you going to do about it? Its the same reason he publicly molests children on camera when their parents feel they can't do anything about it without making a politically damaging scene. Power over you, see what I can do and you have to take it, and be humiliated and shamed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (KZzsI)

95 "13 You know who doesn't want Biden replaced? Chy-Na."

It's also why Biden won't be replaced despite my suspicions to the contrary. China has spread a lot of money around to acquire about two-thirds of elected Democrats and one-third of elected Republicans.

"There will be no sandwiching in my White House!
Posted by: Vice President Tank Abrams at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (NVYyb)"

The smart money would be on constant sandwiching.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 06, 2020 06:35 PM (puu6v)

96 The same poll also found that 22% of Democrat voters could not respond to the question due to condition of being dead. Of that group, over half had already voted by mail.

Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 06, 2020 06:35 PM (iGB4T)

97 92 Biden will not be replaced. So there is that.
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (zr5Kq)

The debates should be must-see TV.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:35 PM (s2VJv)

98 BTW, Global enwarmening expected to bring snow to the northeast this weekend.

Posted by: Al-Gore, Arab money is the best money at May 06, 2020 06:35 PM (NVYyb)

99 Yeah, this isn't going away. And Biden was still the best of the sorry lot.

"Help us Joey-Grope Biden, you're our only hope!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2020 06:36 PM (GLpYJ)

100 Done. No more. Outrage meter is at the stop.

In five minutes a beef pot roast with potatoes and carrots will come out of the instant pot. I'd better go round up gravy makings. Carry on, Morons.

creep out

Posted by: creeper at May 06, 2020 06:36 PM (XxJt1)

101 After a couple of belts, Chris Dodd would rub his cock on a hobo's leg if he could get away with it.

Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2020 06:36 PM (95j/9)

102 Do democrats get a rape coupon book or a card that gets punched (rape five, get one free)?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 06, 2020 06:36 PM (C1Lsn)

103 >>>>>>Almost as good as makeup sex.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Isn't that just putting blush on your hand before fapping?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at May 06, 2020 06:25 PM (xkSJa)

Hellloooooo Senor Wencelas!!!

Posted by: Kindltot--It's not a mask, it's a spit hood at May 06, 2020 06:36 PM (bMMCK)

104 Pavarotti singing "Nessun dorma". The Frank-Dodd Act is a sh*t sandwich. I bet Joe voted for it.

Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (Pqytn)

105 97 92 Biden will not be replaced. So there is that.
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (zr5Kq)

The debates should be must-see TV.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:35 PM (s2VJv)

Think the election will be close, JJ??

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (bCLt0)

106 97 92 Biden will not be replaced. So there is that.
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (zr5Kq)

The debates should be must-see TV.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:35 PM (s2VJv)

Like an NFL team playing a high school team.

A really good high school team.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (sy5kK)

107 Dear Womyn

Democrats are your abusive partner and you are just taking it thinking they will change.

Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (iGB4T)

108 Biden will not be replaced. So there is that.
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (zr5Kq)

The debates should be must-see TV.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:35 PM (s2VJv)

Or, they can deploy their secret weapon. Of course I am talking about Hillary.

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (zr5Kq)

109 The debates should be must-see TV.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Especially the part where Trump leaves the ring and grabs a folding chair.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking Ivan Koloff at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (QzkSJ)

110 I'll have the soup.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (t+qrx)

111 92 Biden will not be replaced. So there is that.

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (zr5Kq)

=============
No, of course not! He's scheduled for a sudden stroke a week after the convention.

Posted by: Vice Presidential Nominee Hillzabub the Magnificent at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (NVYyb)

112 Dodd?

The only thing that comes out of CT is steers or queers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2020 06:38 PM (85Gof)

113
Das Boot...

Enjoy the best submarine movie EVER!!

Posted by: Gooshy

That's a Bold Statement, Cotton.

I love submarine movies. Not sure if I can watch and listen to so much German, tho.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:38 PM (FLmAP)

114 99
Yeah, this isn't going away. And Biden was still the best of the sorry lot.

"Help us Joey-Grope Biden, you're our only hope!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2020 06:36 PM (GLpYJ)

If someone has not already done one of those Obama-Hope images, with Joe Biden-Grope sniffing a kid, then the internet is fired.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:38 PM (KnJdm)

115 "I don't see the problem here." -- Lucky Pierre Delecto

Posted by: ShainS, COVID-1984 survivor at May 06, 2020 06:38 PM (JH02H)

116 So over twice as many Democrats want Biden to drop out as there were Republicans who wanted Trump to drop out.

Weird.

By the news coverage, you'd think it was reversed:
28% of Republicans wanted Trump out and only 12% of Democrats want Biden to drop out

Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 06, 2020 06:38 PM (s4lYG)

117 I like finger sandwiches.

Posted by: Joey "Six-pack" at May 06, 2020 06:38 PM (v0R5T)

118 Since when is 28% more than a third? New math?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (aKsyK)

119 105
Think the election will be close, JJ??
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (bCLt0)

Maybe closer than before the phony pandemic and kamikaze dive on the economy.

Keeping vote by mail from happening is crucial. I still think Trump will win.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (s2VJv)

120 Biden represents everything Trump hates both personally and professionally. He's corrupt as hell, been using his office to enrich himself and his family for years, he's incompetent and he was part of the coup attempt.

Trump is going to schlong him.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (ZLI7S)

121 "Das Jackboot" coming to a political theater near you.

Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (Pqytn)

122 Twitter is a cesspool but I'm not entirely sure that it's not Bernie bros pretending to be Biden supporters or even some conservatives saying "He could rape my kids and I'd still vote for Biden." Do I think some leftists might say, "He could rape me and I'd still vote for him" Yes, but there's a whole lot of fakery on Twitter.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (bW1Yb)

123
True or False?
BOATNIKS was a ~~Christmas~~ Submarine movie.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (FLmAP)

124 n five minutes a beef pot roast with potatoes and carrots will come out of the instant pot. I'd better go round up gravy makings.
Posted by: creeper at May 06, 2020 06:36 PM (XxJt1)
~~~~~

We'll be right over!

Posted by: Murphy & Whiskey Irish at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (sGotD)

125
Enjoy the best submarine movie EVER!!
Posted by: Gooshy at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (6jwo4)

Yeah it's a damn good movie. I like the part where they get killed after making it all the way back to Germany.

Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (jY/1v)

126 Creepy Joe might as well keep it in the family I guess

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2020 06:40 PM (ZCEU2)

127 Heh, I just googled Chris Dodd to see what he looks like now and one of the first google images is him with Harvey Weinstein.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 06, 2020 06:40 PM (AD3JT)

128 107 Dear Womyn

Democrats are your abusive partner and you are just taking it thinking they will change.
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 06, 2020 06:37 PM (iGB4T)

Dem theme songs:

Only Women Bleed
Better Man

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:40 PM (s2VJv)

129 Trump is going to schlong him.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM

Yugely.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2020 06:40 PM (rBtIz)

130 China Is Asshoe! Gangum style

https://tinyurl.com/yy8bwz3s

Posted by: Winnie The Poo at May 06, 2020 06:40 PM (NVYyb)

131 shes still a Masshole and loyal dumbocrat
Posted by: Steve Perry at May 06, 2020 06:34 PM (DIosY)

Seriously?

*actually reads article*

"Gaviglio said she believed the #MeToo movement needed to treat everyone the same regardless of their political party and is still planning to vote for Biden, 'if he remains intact.'"

Fucksakes.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 06, 2020 06:40 PM (t+qrx)

132 So over twice as many Democrats want Biden to drop out as there were Republicans who wanted Trump to drop out.

Weird.

By the news coverage, you'd think it was reversed:

28% of Republicans wanted Trump out and only 12% of Democrats want Biden to drop out

Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 06, 2020 06:38 PM (s4lYG)

There ain't no joy in Dem-Ville.

Gropey Joey has stroked out.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2020 06:41 PM (GLpYJ)

133
The election would be in the bag if Trump would cut the shit and end this "stay safe" nonsense and if Barr would actually hold criminals accountable.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:41 PM (FLmAP)

134 I hope Carla was an early "walk away" from voting Democrat if she ever did
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (bW1Yb

Nope, another article quoted her saying she is voting for Biden

Posted by: clutch at May 06, 2020 06:41 PM (9UmRs)

135 The debates should be must-see TV.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

The media will ower Biden's expectations so low that if he shows up wearing pants he won.

So, its probably a coin toss right now.

Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 06, 2020 06:41 PM (iGB4T)

136 Trump is waiting for the dumbocrats to lock in on Biden. Then after the convention it will be body slam time.

Posted by: Menack at May 06, 2020 06:41 PM (buTO7)

137 On the plus side, Joe would never finger Abrams giant, purple cooter.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (bML9A)

138 why?

birds of a feather, and all that.

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (dlZr1)

139
Yeah it's a damn good movie. I like the part where they get killed after making it all the way back to Germany.

Posted by: jsg

Spoiler??

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (FLmAP)

140 Beer fixes a few things.

Temporarily, but enough to keep me out of jail.

Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (jY/1v)

141 There ain't no joy in Dem-Ville.

Gropey Joey has stroked out.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2020 06:41 PM (GLpYJ)

====================
LOL (raises glass)

Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (Pqytn)

142
Das Boot...
Enjoy the best submarine movie EVER!!
Posted by: Gooshy

This is a better version:

https://youtu.be/gSyjxqsixtY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (aKsyK)

143 She can't understand why they picked Dodd to lead this search?

That's the problem. People can't understand it.

I can't understand why people can't understand the Democrat Party is full of sexual predators. It's not like they're REALLY trying to hide it. The very cavalier approach they take to all this is PRECISELY because people keep demonstrating how incredulous they are.

Recognize the party for what it is, and stop voting for it. Otherwise, this stuff just keeps happening, because they want to, and you won't do what it takes to stop them.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (hku12)

144 Enjoy the best submarine movie EVER!!
---
"Run Silent, Run Deep" had that subliminal suggestion thing going for it, though.

Posted by: Rock Hudson at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (sWM8x)

145 "120 Biden represents everything Trump hates both personally and professionally. He's corrupt as hell, been using his office to enrich himself and his family for years, he's incompetent and he was part of the coup attempt.

Trump is going to schlong him."

Analysis: true.

Long schlong, too.

More than anything else, Trump seems to loathe laziness and Biden has never performed an honest day's work in his miserable and long, long life.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (puu6v)

146 Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (FLmAP)

There was a submarine, so true.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Go Nuts with Hermit's Harangues from the Outrage Outlet! at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (GLpYJ)

147 I'm essential. The bygod State Of Texas says I am essential. Them people in Washington City can kiss my ass.

Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (XhWtx)

148 Maybe closer than before the phony pandemic and kamikaze dive on the economy.

Keeping vote by mail from happening is crucial. I still think Trump will win.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:39 PM (s2VJv)

Kind of where I am at. The cheat factor will be the determining factor, IMO. Post election court stuff could be a big deal.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (bCLt0)

149 On the plus side, Joe would never finger Abrams giant, green cooter.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (bML9A)

---
FTFY!

Posted by: redc1c4, ONT Rx tech at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (dlZr1)

150 >>> Next Up: Nancy Pelosi tells us this doesn't matter because Chris Dodd is Chris Dodd. <<<

That's funny, because she and her compatriots can't admit that Donald Trump is Donald Trump. She and Chuckles Schumer could have gotten a lot of what they claim they want the Federal Government to do for the plebs, if they'd played ball with The Donald.

But ideologues and bought politicians gotta be ideologues and stay bought.

Posted by: Gref at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (AMIL/)

151 Seriously?

*actually reads article*

"Gaviglio said she believed the #MeToo movement needed to treat everyone the same regardless of their political party and is still planning to vote for Biden, 'if he remains intact.'"

Fucksakes.
=====

I wonder if these idiots realize that by saying they'll vote for him, they are promoting and enabling rape.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (iydjf)

152 Spoiler??
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (FLmAP)

Just kidding.

They open a dance hall and....well, you'll see.

Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (jY/1v)

153 and is still planning to vote for Biden, 'if he remains intact.'"

Remains intact. That made me laugh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (bW1Yb)

154 It really is a mental disorder.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (t+qrx)

155 Down Periscope is the best submarine movie featuring Lauren Holly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (KZzsI)

156 Faith and begorrah! There's half a glass left in the growler!

Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (Pqytn)

157 But they keep tellingb us Creepy Uncle Joe is ahead in the polls against President Trump.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (ZCEU2)

158 and is still planning to vote for Biden, 'if he remains intact.'"

Posted by: hogmartin at May 06, 2020 06:40 PM

Of course she is.

Waitress is Masshoe!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (rBtIz)

159 134 I hope Carla was an early "walk away" from voting Democrat if she ever did
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (bW1Yb

Nope, another article quoted her saying she is voting for Biden
Posted by: clutch at May 06, 2020 06:41 PM (9UmRs)

I'm sayin', typical Democrat, who votes Democrat, no matter what.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (bCLt0)

160 155
Down Periscope is the best submarine movie featuring Lauren Holly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (KZzsI)

I think it is the only submarine movie featuring Lauren Holly.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (KnJdm)

161 "137 On the plus side, Joe would never finger Abrams giant, purple cooter."

ET's digits wouldn't be long enough to reach that joy button (bleach, please, someone bleach the image from my brain).

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (puu6v)

162 155 Down Periscope is the best submarine movie featuring Lauren Holly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (KZzsI)

Das Booty was the porn title.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (s2VJv)

163 I wonder if these idiots realize that by saying they'll vote for him, they are promoting and enabling rape.

They usually justify it by yelling that women accused Trump of rape and "grab her by the p---y!!!!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (KZzsI)

164 I think it is the only submarine movie featuring Lauren Holly.

Details

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM (KZzsI)

165 Enjoy the best submarine movie EVER!!

Down Periscope?

LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 06, 2020 06:45 PM (85Gof)

166 If the dems get vote by mail, it'll be like the courtroom scene in "Miracle on 34th Street" where they start hauling in dozens of mailbags. Day after the election "hey guys, look what we found".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at May 06, 2020 06:45 PM (C1Lsn)

167 I think it is the only submarine movie featuring Lauren Holly.

Because it is not possible to make a better submarine movie featuring Lauren Holly.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 06, 2020 06:45 PM (C+evo)

168 Speaking of movies, after Dodd left the Senate he spent 6 years as president of the Motion Picture Association of America. Took over from Jack Valenti.

Posted by: Vendette at May 06, 2020 06:45 PM (6j2Bg)

169

Lauren Holly going down is the best.

Posted by: Joey Bidet at May 06, 2020 06:45 PM (d6DSt)

170 I'll let Chris Dodd make me into a sandwich. But it's gonna take more than a couple of crackers to hold all this meat together

Posted by: Stacey 'Refrigerator' Abrams at May 06, 2020 06:45 PM (RKQ/v)

171
Wolfgang is a great name (for a human boy).

Anyone know any Wolfgangs?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (FLmAP)

172 "On The Beach" was a bit of a downer.

Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (Pqytn)

173 Never saw Abrams till today. Born with a full set of teeth, that one.

Posted by: Menack at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (buTO7)

174 Her uniform at the start was nice to see. I really enjoy Down Periscope even though its dumb as hell

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (KZzsI)

175 "Run Silent, Run Deep" had that subliminal suggestion thing going for it, though.
Posted by: Rock Hudson at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM

The Paolo, he always runs deep, but the wives, they are never silent.

Posted by: Paolo at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (rBtIz)

176 I hope Carla was an early "walk away" from voting Democrat if she ever did
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:24 PM (bW1Yb

Nope, another article quoted her saying she is voting for Biden
Posted by: clutch at May 06, 2020 06:41 PM (9UmRs)

Exactly. This whole "look at me" movement is an exercise in narcissism, more than it's any effort to change anything.

If these gals would stop voting for these pieces of shit, then maybe there wouldn't be some 24 year old staffer RIGHT NOW being fingered by some reprobate Democrat.

But they do, and there is.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (hku12)

177 A fall virus resurgence is Crucial to mail in voting, along with continued shelter in place. Absolutely expect a Fall Virus Resurgence.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (bCLt0)

178 Just checking if I'm in the barrel.

Posted by: Shame at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (lMsxO)

179
Das Boot...
Enjoy the best submarine movie EVER!!
Posted by: Gooshy

This is a better version:

https://youtu.be/gSyjxqsixtY

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Excellent.

"Fritz. It's a good strong name."

I wonder if MAD magazine did a Das Boot spoof...

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (FLmAP)

180 Yikes. Lauren Holly is 56. How the hell did that happen while I haven't aged at all? Also, looks like another victim of a drive-by facelift and trout pout.

Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (T6t7i)

181 Das Boot is the best submarine movie, just put a open bucket of diesel next to and a couple of sweaty socks on the back of the chair and your there.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (ZCEU2)

182 137 On the plus side, Joe would never finger Abrams giant, purple cooter."
---
The last guy that tried is still stuck.

Posted by: Menack at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (buTO7)

183 Fucksakes.
Posted by: hogmartin

Hotfuckscakes, dahlink!

Posted by: Eva Gabor at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (QzkSJ)

184 Wolfgang is a great name (for a human boy).

Anyone know any Wolfgangs?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (FLmAP)

Wolfgang Puck Wolfgang A. Mozart.
My cousin had a German shepherd called Wolfgang.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 06:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

185 Wolfgang is a great name (for a human boy).

Anyone know any Wolfgangs?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (FLmAP)

Wolfgang Puck
Wolfgang van Halen (son of Eddie and Valerie Bertinelli)

Posted by: Vendette at May 06, 2020 06:48 PM (6j2Bg)

186 Wolfgang Van Halen.

Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:48 PM (jY/1v)

187 Das Booty was the porn title.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:44 PM

Why do I suspect that this is true?

*looking at you, Rule 34*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2020 06:48 PM (rBtIz)

188 Superheros! Senator Predators Unite!

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (e1mEI)

189 Eddie Van Halen's son is named Wolfgang

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (RKQ/v)

190 Wolfpack>Wolfgang

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (bCLt0)

191 Absolutely expect a Fall Virus Resurgence.

Even if one must be manufactured.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (C+evo)

192 Wolfgang is a great name (for a human boy).

Anyone know any Wolfgangs?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (FLmAP)

Yes.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (t+qrx)

193 Anyone who says theyre ok with their children being raped, has got to be a homo without kids.

Posted by: Regular joe at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (L9P9s)

194 Its big news now: finally New York is cleaning their subway. First time in 115 years.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd4pgcga

OK well they clarify, first time its been shut down for cleaning in its existence.

BUt this seems like such an obvious step to take if you're going to let people ride the thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (KZzsI)

195 As the Biden campaign continues to build its shadow
Cabinet, they announced two additional hires today.

Alexander Graham Bell will be communications director..

Johannes Gutenberg will be Press Secretary

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (Fc5rx)

196 It's a little known fact that Chris Dodd was originally slated to play the Stay-Puft marshmallow man, until the director said someone of his low moral character had no business in Hollywood.

Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (T6t7i)

197 [slams table] And gosh darn it, he's got spunk!

Posted by: An Exasperated Biden at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (3NZZg)

198
I meant in real life, like real people you actually know.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:50 PM (FLmAP)

199 "Death car or non-Death car?"

Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:50 PM (Pqytn)

200 I meant in real life, like real people you actually know.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:50 PM (FLmAP)

Blood relation.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (t+qrx)

201 Anyone who says theyre ok with their children being raped, has got to be a homo without kids.
Posted by: Regular joe

In the long run, we're all dead.

Posted by: John "Maynard" Keynes at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (QzkSJ)

202 195
As the Biden campaign continues to build its shadow

Cabinet, they announced two additional hires today.

Alexander Graham Bell will be communications director..

Johannes Gutenberg will be Press Secretary

Alexander the Great will be Defense Secretary.

Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (T6t7i)

203 Just popping in to point out that while that Texas judge was telling hair dresser lady to kneel, there were no posts from Zod during that time. So, using science, in real life Zod is that judge. It's science!

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (J5Sxg)

204 197 [slams table] And gosh darn it, he's got spunk!
Posted by: An Exasperated Biden at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (3NZZg)

"That's not spunk. That's mayo!"

- - Chris Dodd

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (s2VJv)

205 198
I meant in real life, like real people you actually know.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:50 PM (FLmAP)

Prolly as likely as knowing someone with the 'Rona.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (bCLt0)

206 I am surprised Joe Biden hasn't started talking about himself in the third person yet. It's coming.

Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (jY/1v)

207 Don Jr. offered to walk that young girl (whose parents hat her Trump supporting fiance) down the aisle.

Posted by: Murphy & Whiskey Irish at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (sGotD)

208 Probably old news but I've been trying to fix Rev's phone. I see where Gov. Cuomo is shocked - shocked I say - to find out that 66 percent of recent cases of the corona in NY are from - get this - people who have faithfully been sheltering in place.

If you're going to get it, you're going to get it. Go on with your life.

Posted by: grammie winger at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (lwiT4)

209 Chris Dodd should be hanging from a lampost.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (L+9ot)

210 Anyone know any Wolfgangs?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (FLmAP)
Wolfgang Puck Soups, it used to sit in the warehouse gathering tow motor dust. Evertime I saw it I'd think I'd never buy that. Tone down the name you pretentious bastard.

Posted by: Menack at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (buTO7)

211 [slams table] And gosh darn it, he's got spunk!
Posted by: An Exasperated Biden

He's got pep, see? He's got moxie! And like the kids say, he won't stand for no malarky!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (KZzsI)

212
Blood relation.

Posted by: hogmartin

Does he live up to his name?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (FLmAP)

213
Assuming it's a he...

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:52 PM (FLmAP)

214 It would be ironic if you had a kid named Wolfgang who decided to become a lone wolf.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 06:52 PM (Fc5rx)

215 As the Biden campaign continues to build its shadow
Cabinet, they announced two additional hires today.

...and Mayer Amschel Rothschild as his Secretary of the Treasury.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 06, 2020 06:52 PM (C+evo)

216 hate

Posted by: IrishEi at May 06, 2020 06:52 PM (sGotD)

217 Anyone know any Wolfgangs?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (FLmAP)

Wolf packs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:52 PM (KnJdm)

218
I am surprised Joe Biden hasn't started talking about himself in the third person yet. It's coming.

Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (jY/1v)

========================
He can't even see three fingers.

Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:52 PM (Pqytn)

219 Prolly as likely as knowing someone with the 'Rona.
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM

Know quite a few, actually.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (rBtIz)

220 He's got pep, see? He's got moxie! And like the kids say, he won't stand for no malarky!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
His tolerance for horsefeathers and applesauce is very low.

Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (T6t7i)

221 208

If you're going to get it, you're going to get it. Go on with your life.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (lwiT4)

Being Reformed and all, I have to agree. Hi grammie!!!

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (bCLt0)

222 >>>Because it is not possible to make a better submarine movie featuring Lauren Holly.<<<

How about Up Periscope?

Posted by: Fritz at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (95j/9)

223 Chris Dodd should be hanging from a lampost.

I'm not sure they make lampposts that sturdy.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (C+evo)

224 Spoiler??
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:42 PM (FLmAP)

Just kidding.

They open a dance hall and....well, you'll see.
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:43 PM (jY/1v)

Liza Minelli and Shelly Winters in their sexiest roles.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (hku12)

225

I call shenanigans!

Posted by: Joey Bidet at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (d6DSt)

226 18 A ginger with a Lurpa they would notice
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2020 06:23 PM (H2ofG

I prefer the An Woon, my self.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (Wztg5)

227
If you're going to get it, you're going to get it. Go on with your life.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (lwiT4)

Amen

Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 06:54 PM (jY/1v)

228 Hi tubal!

Posted by: grammie winger at May 06, 2020 06:54 PM (lwiT4)

229 219 Prolly as likely as knowing someone with the 'Rona.
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM

Know quite a few, actually.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (rBtIz)

Oh well, it was worth a try!,

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 06:54 PM (bCLt0)

230 It would be great if Bret Baier could have guests on who have a clue what really happened with the Russia hoax.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

231 That 28 percent only want Biden replaced because he's a drooling idiot, not because he has a history of finger rape.

Posted by: vrf at May 06, 2020 06:54 PM (seg9l)

232 Moses for Chief of Staff.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 06:54 PM (Fc5rx)

233 Does he live up to his name?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (FLmAP)

...I guess?

Posted by: hogmartin at May 06, 2020 06:54 PM (t+qrx)

234 Wolf Blitzer is probably Wolfgang.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 06:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

235 Actually, Biden aside, "shenanigans" is a great word.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:55 PM (bW1Yb)

236 Moses for Chief of Staff.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 06:54 PM

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2020 06:55 PM (rBtIz)

237
I bet the gap of people who've heard about this is *much* larger than this. Democrat voters are extremely poorly informed. Extremely. I know so many of them. And they know so very little, whether its correct information, incorrect, or open to interpretation. The information itself simply isn't known.

Maybe 62% of Democrats answered that they'd heard about the allegations so they wouldn't feel/appear ignorant.

Or maybe, as is usually the case, the pollster made all of this up during a bull-session with his DNC palz at the bar. Prolly wrote the numbers on the back of a cocktail napkin and texted it back to the office.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2020 06:55 PM (EQRLd)

238 "Joe has a finger IN the pulse of the electorate."

Posted by: Bosk at May 06, 2020 06:55 PM (9m9TT)

239 Moses for Chief of Staff.

Noah for Secretary of Homeland Security?

Posted by: 🐧 at May 06, 2020 06:55 PM (C+evo)

240 Wolfgang Puck may be a huge jerk but he really can cook and he avoids pretentious frou frou crap, which I appreciate in a chef

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:56 PM (KZzsI)

241 He can't even see three fingers.
Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:52 PM (Pqytn)

Three fingers? Well, alrighty then...

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 06, 2020 06:56 PM (jY/1v)

242 207 I heard that and hope it happens

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2020 06:56 PM (ZCEU2)

243 Where Wolfgang?

THERE WOLFGANG! (points to forest)

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 06, 2020 06:56 PM (V2Yro)

244 194 Its big news now: finally New York is cleaning their subway. First time in 115 years.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd4pgcga

OK well they clarify, first time its been shut down for cleaning in its existence.

BUt this seems like such an obvious step to take if you're going to let people ride the thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (KZzsI)

--------

They took a bunch of MTA Trains out of service when ridership fell during the lockdown. That made everyone crowd into the few trains that were still running. They increased everyone's personal exposure and PREVENTED Social Distancing.

They should have kept all the trains in service. Then people could spread ouut.

Hell, they could have emptied individual cars, and cleaned them as they made their subway runs. Finish one car, and move to the next at the next station.

Governor Cuomo the Lesser is in charge of the NYC Subway System. Idiot. Uncaring clueless idiot.

Posted by: rd at May 06, 2020 06:56 PM (+0uDE)

245 Liza Minelli and Shelly Winters in their sexiest roles.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:53 PM (hku12)

And then they settle down in Montana and raise rabbits. And by raise rabbits, well, you know the thing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 06:56 PM (KnJdm)

246 When I think of Chris Dodd, I get a flashback from that scene in "Stripes" when John Candy wrassles those two chick in the Jello ring.

Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 06:56 PM (Pqytn)

247 As the Biden campaign continues to build its shadow
Cabinet, they announced two additional hires today.

Alexander Graham Bell will be communications director..

Johannes Gutenberg will be Press Secretary
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (Fc5rx)

Dr. Agnew, Surgeon General

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)

248 Actually, Biden aside, "shenanigans" is a great word.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 06:55 PM (bW1Yb)

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says 'shenanigans.'

Posted by: Captain O'Hagan at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (t+qrx)

249 Sorry, still rofl over 'Meal Team Six...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (dP625)

250 There wolf....
there castle.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (d7Ww2)

251 Wolfgang smokes cigarettes and fights sharks.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (aKsyK)

252 I meant in real life, like real people you actually know.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:50 PM (FLmAP)
........

Wolfgang Achtung Blitzkrieg III my long lost cousin. Really.
He makes schnapps in Wangen. When I visit him I'm hangin' in Wangen. Sometimes we climb the Alps barefoot.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

253
You guys are cracking me up. I had to hit "pause".

Posted by: Gooshy at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (6jwo4)

254 Noah for Secretary of Homeland Security?
Posted by: at May 06, 2020 06:55 PM (C+evo)

Secretary of the Navy.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (PNBod)

255 Actually, Biden aside, "shenanigans" is a great word.

"The next person who says shenanigans is going to get pistol whipped!"
--Captain O'Hagan

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 06:58 PM (KZzsI)

256 Is Labor Secretary still open?

Posted by: K Marx at May 06, 2020 06:58 PM (hku12)

257 the Biden campaign continues to build its shadow
Cabinet, they announced two additional hires today.

Alexander Graham Bell will be communications director..

Johannes Gutenberg will be Press Secretary
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (Fc5rx)

Dr. Agnew, Surgeon General
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)

The Marquis de Sade will be the sexual assault Czar.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 06:59 PM (Uu+Jp)

258 247 As the Biden campaign continues to build its shadow
Cabinet, they announced two additional hires today.

Alexander Graham Bell will be communications director..

Johannes Gutenberg will be Press Secretary
Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (Fc5rx)

Dr. Agnew, Surgeon General
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)

Salmon Chase, Secretary of Fisheries

Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 06:59 PM (+7yf7)

259 A fall virus resurgence is Crucial to mail in voting, along with
continued shelter in place. Absolutely expect a Fall Virus Resurgence.
I was hoping for a Fall Virus Renaissance, but that's just me.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at May 06, 2020 06:59 PM (xkSJa)

260 I had a friend who named his son Wolfgang. He was a little bit of a weirdo.
Poor guy fell off a ladder working at a Halloween store and broke his neck. It was very sad.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

261
I'm waiting for Biden's eyeball to explode again from the stress.

Posted by: YIKES! at May 06, 2020 06:59 PM (t6XCL)

262 Hey, you guys wanna see my gunt?

Posted by: Chris Dodd at May 06, 2020 06:59 PM (L+9ot)

263 Anyone know any Wolfgangs?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 06:46 PM (FLmAP)

There Wolfgang

There castle

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 07:00 PM (XvfQ9)

264 Robyn Byrd was a cable access porn sensation in NYC back in the 80s/90s.
==================
You guys ran me down. I was trying to remain anonymous.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin Byrd at May 06, 2020 07:00 PM (7Fj9P)

265 Noah for Secretary of Homeland Security?
Posted by: at May 06, 2020 06:55 PM (C+evo)

Secretary of the Navy.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (PNBod)

Obviously.

Homeland Security... maybe Laura Ingalls?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 07:00 PM (hku12)

266 249 Sorry, still rofl over 'Meal Team Six...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (dP625)

Yeah, that is a good 1.

Also these Karens getting their names released. Lick it up, bishes.

Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 07:00 PM (jY/1v)

267 Joshua for Director Of Intelligence.

Posted by: Eromero at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (XhWtx)

268 I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says 'shenanigans.'

Monkeyshines?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (zVTyC)

269 Jerry Nadler will be the fitness czar.

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (Uu+Jp)

270 239 Moses for Chief of Staff.

Noah for Secretary of Homeland Security?

Noah for Director of NOAA

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (NWiLs)

271 Alexander the Great will be Defense Secretary.
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 06:51 PM (T6t7i)

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No, he is going with a younger guy, Vidkun Quisling. He appreciates his loyalty.

Posted by: rd at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (+0uDE)

272
I had a friend who named his son Wolfgang. He was a little bit of a weirdo.
Poor guy fell off a ladder working at a Halloween store and broke his neck. It was very sad.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 06:59 PM (oVJmc)

-------

Told a story here a little while back... I had a buddy in HS who was the richest kid in our little school. Real nice guy. But, I learned from him at some point that his family had come into money when his dad was at a big-box hardware store and a toilet fell off a high shelf and brained him. What a way to go.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (EQRLd)

273 Jack Kervorkian, Health and Human Services

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 07:02 PM (hku12)

274 Charles Dickens to head up Housing and Urchin Development!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 07:02 PM (Fc5rx)

275 Is Robyn Byrd worth an image search? No idea who she is.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 07:02 PM (bCLt0)

276 I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says 'shenanigans.'

Monkeyshines?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (zVTyC)

Cat's pyjamas?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 06, 2020 07:02 PM (jnM20)

277 There ain't gonna be a fall lockdown.

You heard it here first.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 06, 2020 07:02 PM (PNBod)

278 Pavarotti "Torna A Surriento" Salmon Chase. His daughter, Kate Chase, was a looker. Dad settled for Chief Justice. Kate settled for a drunk.

Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 07:03 PM (Pqytn)

279 Told a story here a little while back... I had a buddy in HS who was the richest kid in our little school. Real nice guy. But, I learned from him at some point that his family had come into money when his dad was at a big-box hardware store and a toilet fell off a high shelf and brained him. What a way to go.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (EQRLd)

I saw a movie about that.

The Kohler of Money.

Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 07:03 PM (jY/1v)

280 Mischief!

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2020 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

281 No, he is going with a younger guy, Vidkun Quisling. He appreciates his loyalty.

Yeah, but Neville Chamberlain was such a shrewd negotiator.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 06, 2020 07:03 PM (C+evo)

282 Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 07:03 PM (KZzsI)

283 General Petreus, Veteran's Affairs.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (hku12)

284 The Dem "debates" seem like ages ago.

It was a freak show....a fag, a commie, a fake mexican, surfer coffee cake lady, a weirdo who ate her salad with a fork and a rapist.

Who am I missing?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)

285 Noah for Director of NOAA
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 07:01 PM (NWiLs)

Insom, I swear you have really upped your game since starting that new job, and it was pretty good before that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (jnM20)

286 279

I saw a movie about that.

The Kohler of Money.
Posted by: jsg at May 06, 2020 07:03 PM (jY/1v)

Ahahahahah!!!

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (bCLt0)

287 Wolfgang smokes cigarettes and fights sharks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (aKsyK)

And hates Wolf Blitzer.

Posted by: Menack at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (buTO7)

288
I'm waiting for Biden's eyeball to explode again from the stress.
Posted by: YIKES! at May 06, 2020 06:59 PM (t6XCL)

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I'm hoping for "his entire face slides off during a TV appearance, they cut to commercial, and come back to him with it carpet-stapled back on as a network news anchor scurries out of frame with a staple-gun."

This is not outside the realm of possibility.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (EQRLd)

289 249 Sorry, still rofl over 'Meal Team Six...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (dP625)

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Was it true that there is a GoFundMe to buy them a treadmill?

Posted by: rd at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (+0uDE)

290 They don't care they're still going to vote for him.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (j3npP)

291 I only know Wolfgangs by proxy, but I've known Wolfs in the flesh (but not in the biblical sense, pervs).

Wolf (or Wulf) is a great first name for a boy.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

292 Hooliganism!

Posted by: Archer at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (gmo/4)

293 Tesla was going to be Energy Secretary, but then Edison came along and stole the nomination from him.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (hku12)

294 The Kohler of Money.

*******

Heh!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (Fc5rx)

295 Wolf Blitzer.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (bCLt0)

296
Who am I missing?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)

-------

The guy who promised taxpayer funded abortions for men and shares a name with a hated dictator.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (EQRLd)

297 A fall virus resurgence is Crucial to mail in voting, along with
continued shelter in place. Absolutely expect a Fall Virus Resurgence.
=========================
These c*^ksuckers overplayed their hand with this one. They ALWAYS do. People will not take another lock-down. The info will come out. People know what the hell is going on. This is going to backfire. Or, burn the place down to the point it doesn't matter who's in control. Just me and my AMC Javeline. And, a well behaved Aussie Blueheeler.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (7Fj9P)

298 Dr. Agnew, Surgeon General
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)
**********
Nah Lazarus

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (Lrula)

299 No, he is going with a younger guy, Vidkun Quisling. He appreciates his loyalty.
Yeah, but Neville Chamberlain was such a shrewd negotiator.
Posted by: X at May 06, 2020 07:03 PM (C+evo)

Pfffft!

Posted by: Zombie Marshall Petain at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (jnM20)

300 I see that RBG joined the SCOTUS oral briefs on the Our Ladies of the Poor case from her coffin...ur hospital bed.

I hate to say this, but can someone slip in tonight and put a pillow over the face of this aging horror? She's responsible at this point for more children deaths than Josef Mengele. What a horrible soul to hang on and torture the living this long.

Posted by: Boswell at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (32YRo)

301 There ain't gonna be a fall lockdown.

You heard it here first.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at May 06, 2020 07:02 PM (PNBod)

Jabba the Pritzker: That's what you think. My 37 phase reopening plan goes through 2050. A sneak peak, Phase 12, you can go outside but you have to hop on one foot and rub the top of your head at the same time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (XvfQ9)

302 Wolf (or Wulf) is a great first name for a boy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

As long as he doesn't grow up to be husky

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

303 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)

I think you're supposed to eat your salad with a fork.

She ate it with a comb.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (bW1Yb)

304 Just me and my AMC Javeline. And, a well behaved Aussie Blueheeler.

I've seen this movie before

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (KZzsI)

305 I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says 'shenanigans.'

shenanigans.

Oh please. Don't hurt me.....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (EFU3Q)

306 295 Wolf Blitzer.
Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (bCLt0)
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A perfect general's name wasted on a sniveling snool.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 06, 2020 07:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

307 Can little boy Wolf resist howling with the gang?

Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 07:07 PM (Uu+Jp)

308 Who am I missing?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2020 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)

====================================
It doesn't matter. More people watched the final episode of "Gilligan's Island".

Posted by: mrp at May 06, 2020 07:07 PM (Pqytn)

309 Jabba the Pritzker: That's what you think. My
37 phase reopening plan goes through 2050. A sneak peak, Phase 12, you
can go outside but you have to hop on one foot and rub the top of your
head at the same time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (XvfQ9)

He really is a [deleted].

Posted by: grammie winger at May 06, 2020 07:07 PM (lwiT4)

310 Is it okay to say Bamboozle then??

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 07:07 PM (bCLt0)

311 Dr. Agnew, Surgeon General
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 06:57 PM (hku12)
**********
Nah Lazarus
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (Lrula)

Mmmm, I don't think so.

Maybe Laz can be put in charge of the National Cemetery?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 07:08 PM (hku12)

312 302 Wolf (or Wulf) is a great first name for a boy.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

As long as he doesn't grow up to be husky
Posted by: Brother Northernlurker just another guy at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

Or an Airdale.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 06, 2020 07:08 PM (Dc2NZ)

313 Nood

Posted by: Bruce at May 06, 2020 07:08 PM (vd8XM)

314 >>Just me and my AMC Javeline. And, a well behaved Aussie Blueheeler.

You need a Holden V-8, mate.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 07:08 PM (ZLI7S)

315 309 Jabba the Pritzker: That's what you think. My
37 phase reopening plan goes through 2050. A sneak peak, Phase 12, you
can go outside but you have to hop on one foot and rub the top of your
head at the same time

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (XvfQ9)

He really is a [deleted].
Posted by: grammie winger at May 06, 2020 07:07 PM (lwiT4)

Yeah, that guy is like something from out of Revelations.

Posted by: tubal at May 06, 2020 07:08 PM (bCLt0)

316 Hijinks!

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2020 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

317
A perfect general's name wasted on a sniveling snool.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 06, 2020 07:07 PM (Dc2NZ)

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My favorite is General Chuck Bonesteel III. He als had an eyepatch, because of course he did.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2020 07:09 PM (EQRLd)

318 I thought Dodd bought some high end property in Ireland. I figured he'd be dead in a ditch by now after staggering home from a drunk driving incident over there. He'd wreck his car, stagger in the middle of the road on a dark night, get plowed by a truck on a midnight run.

Oh well.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 06, 2020 07:09 PM (w+I3a)

319 I think you're supposed to eat your salad with a fork. She ate it with a comb.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 07:06 PM (bW1Yb)

Thanks Fen!........Oh what was I thinking!

And thanks Yud for that little shit Castro, I plumb forgot about his short ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2020 07:09 PM (Z+IKu)

320
NOOOD

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 07:09 PM (FLmAP)

321 The guy who promised taxpayer funded abortions for men and shares a name with a hated dictator.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2020 07:05 PM (EQRLd)
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General RuPaulus?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 06, 2020 07:09 PM (Dc2NZ)

322 Is it okay to say Bamboozle then??

I'm partial to Ballyhoo.

Posted by: 🐧 at May 06, 2020 07:09 PM (C+evo)

323 OT: This is weird. A young Pavarotti without beard and mustache. Still kinda fat, though. Maybe he could have made it in law enforcement if opera didn't pan out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Iv9WdI4LE

Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 07:09 PM (T6t7i)

324 The Conservative Case for Waitress Sandwiches - coming from David French soon....prolly.

Posted by: Little Larry Sellers at May 06, 2020 07:10 PM (P+nGm)

325 I figured he'd be dead in a ditch by now after staggering home from a drunk driving incident over there.

Yeah I thought he was ancient history by now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 07:10 PM (KZzsI)

326 Scipio Africanus as Sec of Defense.

Posted by: dantesed at May 06, 2020 07:10 PM (88xKn)

327 Remember the old days when a dem could just say, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" and that was the end of it?

Until the girl went and kept the cum-stained dress?

The panic you're seeing-- and it's been over and over since Trump-- it's "oh F! The lies aren't working!"

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 06, 2020 07:10 PM (s4lYG)

328 Ok. Im a bit OT.
I live in a culdesac. I just had two Amazon trucks and a UPS guy all jockeying to deliver packages and turn around.
Very keystone copish.
Hilarious.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2020 07:12 PM (axyOa)

329 The Democrats strategy, with the help of their Praetorian Media, is to obfuscate. They've actually started already. They are trying to minimize and dismiss the charges against Biden. They won't report on the substantive corroboration. Next phase is to throw out all the old unfounded and disproven allegations against the president. They feel that will bring a stalemate in this issue with voters.

The way to counter that is to switch issues on Democrats. Biden is a very flawed candidate. There are many other issues the Trump campaign can bring up.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 06, 2020 07:14 PM (bGY3H)

330 60 Joe has a finger on the pulse of the electorate.
Posted by: garrett

Well, he needs a pulse.
Posted by: Miklos, diag-agnostic

Where do you find a pulse in a vagina? Please don't use the clitoris or g-spot as reference points, I've never been able to find them either.

Posted by: Fra Filippo at May 06, 2020 07:15 PM (7MUvN)

331 Because it's a big club, and you ain't in it.

Posted by: Jim Stone at May 06, 2020 07:19 PM (XVB3+)

332 198
I meant in real life, like real people you actually know.
Posted by: Soothsayer

No, but I do know two guys named For. One isn't even from Minnesota.

Posted by: Fra Filippo at May 06, 2020 07:28 PM (7MUvN)

333 I saw "Das Booty" open for "All Hands on Dick" at Don't Drop the Soap in 1982. Yeah, Thailand is weird.

Posted by: Rock Hudson at May 06, 2020 07:30 PM (sWM8x)

334 I still think the right should scale back the Handsy Biden stuff for a few weeks, let him get nominated, let him get comfortable, pour him a glass of merlot, then when he least expects it they take him like a Viking, but do it so he has no time to be replaced on the ballot, where even if they slip Hillary in there the people voting still need to cast a vote for Biden.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 06, 2020 10:38 PM (wTDYR)

335 I can't take much more of the "conservative" class support of Biden being not guilty of sexual assault. From Tucker Carlson to John Podhoretz "conservatives" are bending over backwards to attack Tara Reade or say "Biden just couldn't do something like this". Really!? Mr. Handsy, Gropesy, Sniffy palling around with Chris Dodd & Ted Kennedy couldn't possibly of stuck his fingers up a unwilling woman's vagina!? Have you seen the video of Chris Coons' teenage daughter? She looks like she wants to run away from a homeless pedophile grabbing her on the street!

The only reason Creepy Joe is getting away with this is that progressive women & families are taking one for team. My God, how many progressive abusers must be exposed before "conservatives" wake up to this fact.

And Tucker Carlson's "Biden just expressing human emotion" is such bullcrap I can't even fathom. If Biden had touched a child of my parents in the way he has been photographed they would have been horrified (& my parents are in their 80's so, no this is not "millennial culture"). My mother would have had to have been restrained from attacking him. It has NEVER been appropriate to touch strangers, let alone children, in this way.

Tucker said she wrote her ex-husband was being investigated by the FBI in the disappearance of two women. Tucker then said they checked & he was never arrested implying Tara Reade is a habitual liar. Is it just me but can't you be investigated & never arrested? Tucker seems desperate to play the impartial observer in this case (is it because it is good for his brand or might there be some buried skeletons in his closet? *just asking questions*)

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at May 07, 2020 01:18 AM (FBrfY)

336 A review posted of the Commentary Magazine (John Podhoretz) podcast. I am posting this here because I can't say it any better:

I lose track of the voices...Was it Noah that said that this may have been a fantasy that over the years became a memory?

I have no more information about what happened between Tara Reid and Joe Biden than anyone else has. (possibly less because I havent devoured every single news story on this topic) but to cite the possibility that a (possible) rape victim fantasized the encounter is well beyond anywhere a civil conversation should go. You're not a therapist, psychologist, you haven't examined Tara Reid - you should not raise this as a possibility unless you absolutely know its a possibility. IF this had been said about any of the Kavanaugh accusers, you know its the kind of statement that Media Matters would fry you all in oil for. Dont give them the ammunition. I would hope that you're smarter than this.

I know its an allegation, and may not be true. Due to the statute of limitation it will not be fully adjudicated in a court, so we may never know with absolute certainty what happened. But on the balance of character - of seeing how Joe Biden has interacted with women over the years - I give this allegation the weight of being true. Far far more than any of the silly crap that was flung at Kavanaugh.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at May 07, 2020 01:25 AM (FBrfY)

337 Democrats are the enemies of the Republic. Independents are fickle mush heads who allow them to win.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at May 07, 2020 07:40 AM (hrHLc)

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