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Governor Abbot and Texas AG to Hairstylist-Jailing Judge: You Have Abused Your Discretion. Release Her Now.
NEW: Gov. @GregAbbott_TX now calling for immediate release of Dallas salon owner Shelley Luther from jail.
— Jason Howerton (@jason_howerton) May 6, 2020
Proud Texan right now.
Now, LET HER FREE. pic.twitter.com/2kxXvz2YIp
#NEW: Texas Attorney General @KenPaxtonTX sent letter to Dallas Judge Eric Moye saying Moye abused his discretion by putting Shelley Luther, owner of Salon A La Mode, in jail for opening her business despite the #COVID19 shutdown. pic.twitter.com/pWficGXz67
— Jason Whitely (@JasonWhitely) May 6, 2020
The judge told Shelley Luther she
— Andrea Lucia (@CBS11Andrea) May 5, 2020
could avoid jail time if she apologized, admitted she was wrong, and agreed to close her hair salon until it was allowed to open.
This is her response...@CBSDFW pic.twitter.com/1phdNUsLme
Look at the cops that did that swat thing today. Omg. pic.twitter.com/fnIOCroGLI
— VK2 Reject Tyranny (@2222vj) May 6, 2020
This is funny! They have a GoFundMe set up to buy these big guys a treadmill!! 🤭😂
— Genesis-129.org (@monkeysgirl351) May 5, 2020
#EctorCountySheriff https://t.co/4nKPdV5e79
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 03:16 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: CN at May 06, 2020 03:16 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: browndog at May 06, 2020 03:16 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2020 03:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 06, 2020 03:16 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Theo at May 06, 2020 03:17 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 06, 2020 03:17 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 06, 2020 03:17 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: dIb at May 06, 2020 03:17 PM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Greg61 at May 06, 2020 03:17 PM (FvHZ4)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 06, 2020 03:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Orson at May 06, 2020 03:18 PM (s171C)
Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2020 03:18 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2020 03:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Boots at May 06, 2020 03:19 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Greg61 at May 06, 2020 03:17 PM (FvHZ4)
Give 'em a half point for reasonably good trigger discipline
Posted by: browndog at May 06, 2020 03:19 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:20 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 06, 2020 03:20 PM (MVR7y)
Posted by: Jesus Built My HotRod at May 06, 2020 03:20 PM (acl3b)
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2020 03:20 PM (sX1BW)
Judge Eric Moye asked Luther if she would make a statement admitting she was wrong and selfish. Listen here...
@CBS11Andrea
The judge told Shelley Luther she could avoid jail time if she apologized, admitted she was wrong, and agreed to close her hair salon until it was allowed to open.
The Maoism is strong with this one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 03:20 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2020 03:20 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 03:20 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (Hcsoi)
I've always wondered if black judges would be easier on people or more privileged and power-crazed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (UFgOG)
Posted by: Texas Judge at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (mdRoh)
They're on their way to the sit-up contest, and they mean to win!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (J4SfM)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (dhk+c)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (trdmm)
Maybe get a mention in the discussion of why chain mail bikinis aren't really armor, too.
Posted by: Methos at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (NeD6B)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: hawkpilot at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (c1WZB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 03:22 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 06, 2020 03:22 PM (CQ3Qb)
lol
101st Chairborne.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 03:20 PM (KnJdm)
Dare I say?
Moron Corps?
Posted by: Texas Judge at May 06, 2020 03:22 PM (NgKpN)
Replying to @CBS11Andrea
Judge Eric Moye asked Luther if she would make a statement admitting she was wrong and selfish. Listen here...
@CBS11Andrea
The judge told Shelley Luther she could avoid jail time if she
apologized, admitted she was wrong, and agreed to close her hair salon
until it was allowed to open.
The Maoism is strong with this one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Yep. Struggle Sessions.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 06, 2020 03:22 PM (MVR7y)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (mht8P)
++++++++++++++++
I think race matters relatively little in all probability. They are vessels of state power. The only color that matters is the color of the robe.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 03:22 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Chief Brody at May 06, 2020 03:22 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Orson
Forget it Jake, it's Dallas town.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at May 06, 2020 03:22 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (mht8P)
Probably depends to some extent on the demographic they're dealing with.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 03:22 PM (J4SfM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2020 03:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 03:20 PM (hYcqw)
Repent your sins against muh authoritay, and you shall be welcomed into the kingdom of libtardia.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 03:22 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 06, 2020 03:22 PM (xPl2J)
Psychotic Violent Street-Bum Stalks and Threatens Homeowner; Gets Arrested, then Promptly Released Because of Covid-19 "No Bail" Empty-the-Prisons Executive Order; Immediately Goes and Murders His Intended Victim
https://www.ktvu.com/news/ suspect-in-oakland-slaying-had-history- of-threats-against-victim-police-say
Blood is on the hands of Democratic governors who are emptying the prisons, letting violent killers free. It's beyond infuriating.
Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2020 03:22 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM (dGzLr)
it's essential to your customer who needs labels
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: National Divorce at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM (4Q1w7)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2020 03:22 PM (N9G0H)
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And most of California will be fine with it.
Better than voting for icky Republicans.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2020 03:22 PM (N9G0H)
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They have to let violent criminals go free to use the space for disobedient citizens, comrade!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM (2BgZB)
Posted by: browndog at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM (Eicbe)
In fairness, it's a big ass.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Pliney at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM (nzKWW)
https://tinyurl.com/yakdte73
Posted by: Virginian at May 06, 2020 03:24 PM (Mg1/u)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 06, 2020 03:24 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 03:24 PM (+7yf7)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (NeD6B)
St. Greta of Cabbage Patch (remember her?) sobs.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 03:24 PM (J4SfM)
Posted by: McLurkerson at May 06, 2020 03:24 PM (UXHfL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 03:24 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: ghost of kari at May 06, 2020 03:24 PM (8IQhD)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 06, 2020 03:24 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 06, 2020 03:24 PM (qiC0A)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 06, 2020 03:24 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2020 03:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2020 03:24 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 03:25 PM (+7yf7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2020 03:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 03:25 PM (oVJmc)
So you'll be interested in the collateral damage from a virus that's destroyed our economy, liberty due to a loss of life that's equivalent to a bad flu season.
'CVS Warns of Surge in Non CoronaVirus Health Problems"
CVS also owns Aetna, so they have some pretty good data. They are now saying that people with chronic conditions like heart disease are not see their doctors, and are not buying their medications. This will lead to an increase in the leading cause of death, heart disease.
But yeah, get that mask on and no haircut for you!
https://tinyurl.com/y9c9lusj
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2020 03:25 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 06, 2020 03:24 PM (qiC0A)
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Supersized orders.
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:25 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: REDACTED at May 06, 2020 03:25 PM (tQbpU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 03:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: jmel at May 06, 2020 03:25 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: Ripley at May 06, 2020 03:25 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2020 03:25 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2020 03:25 PM (4BMGG)
Psychotic Violent Street-Bum Stalks and Threatens Homeowner; Gets Arrested, then Promptly Released Because of Covid-19 "No Bail" Empty-the-Prisons Executive Order; Immediately Goes and Murders His Intended Victim
https://www.ktvu.com/news/ suspect-in-oakland-slaying-had-history- of-threats-against-victim-police-say
Blood is on the hands of Democratic governors who are emptying the prisons, letting violent killers free. It's beyond infuriating.
Posted by: zombie
Any word on whether they released him no bail again?
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at May 06, 2020 03:25 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: x at May 06, 2020 03:25 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2020 03:24 PM (PbpT7)
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I remember when ending that selling practice by the Pentagon was a cause celebre.
Lasted maybe five minutes.
I miss that cause celebre.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 03:25 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Is it me or is Fat 1 look limp-wristed the way he grips the rifle?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (J4SfM)
them think twice about using excessive force to impose unconstitutional
laws on law-abiding citizens, then let the sick burns flow.
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You really do need to do a gut check before trampling the God-given Rights of US citizens
Posted by: Methos at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (kOpft)
A very, very long time ago on the bodybuilding.com forum, some dummy made a stupid post about lifting. The first response, from another dummy, was "Wow, strong arms." A meme was born.
But here we are: Wow, strong words.
These Republicans are Cucks -- all watching, no action.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (dGzLr)
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM
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You do know that the Governor has little power over County Judges here in Texas right?
They are elected and are pretty much autonomous within their County.
The only people who can really reign them in is the County Commissioners, but we are talking Dallas County here, so that ain't happening.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (o2MD2)
But really, trying to open your business brings the SWAT team? The Left must be orgasming.
Does this outdo the Swat Team dawn assault on Roger Stone and his deaf wife in their pajamas?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (+7yf7)
Orange County is arresting Republicans for the crime of going to the beach.
AT THE EXACT SAME TIME, Orange County is ... releasing sex criminals, rapists and child molesters from jail out onto the streets! :
https://ktla.com/news/local-news/ o-c-district-attorney-warns-residents- after-release-of-7-high-risk-sex-offenders -during-coronavirus-pandemic/
O.C. District Attorney warns residents after release of 7 'high-risk' sex offenders during coronavirus pandemic
"Orange County District Attorney Todd Spitzer on Tuesday issued a warning to residents after seven registered sex offenders who he said were "high-risk" were recently released from custody early, amid the ongoing coronavirus pandemic.
Spitzer said the convicted men spent "just days" in jail ...
The inmates who were released are:
Luis Joel Ramirez, 27 -- his criminal history includes sexual battery...
Rudy William Grajeda Magdaleno, 39 -- his criminal history includes child molestation, indecent exposure, assault, battery
Kyle Albert Winton, 40 -- his criminal history includes annoying or molesting a child, criminal threats to cause great bodily injury or death...
Jose Adrian Oregel, 46 -- his criminal history includes unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor, oral copulation of a person under the age of 18 and causing great bodily injury.
...etc. etc. etc.
Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (r+sAi)
OR ELSE I WILL SENTENCE YOU TO SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT DONUTS !!
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (cJswI)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (At/8G)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (J4SfM)
Posted by: Minister of Edward the Longshanks at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (O2PCU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (1ISKN)
He looks like he's compensating for at least four different things.
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Methos at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 06, 2020 03:23 PM (ch6++)
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Best guess: Those are relaxed fit.
They weren't labeled, "Meal Team Six" for nothing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (WEBkv)
I'm personally glad that I did not take seriously complaints that buying
the local police all sorts of tanks and armored vehicles would just
result in the police deploying them against law-abiding citizens.
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At least they weren't in their civilian camou. I'm guessing the Army surplus didn't have a size XXXXL to donate.
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (r+sAi)
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Where's the other 5 1/2 dozen!
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Karen O'Karenheimer at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: klaftern at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (s2VJv)
https://tinyurl.com/yakdte73
Posted by: Virginian at May 06, 2020 03:24 PM (Mg1/u)
++++++++++++
HA!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (+7yf7)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Ding Level at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Old Sparky at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (FPtHm)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (MVR7y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (A5zUN)
Why do you think divorce court is economic death for men?
Why do you think the Democrats have a endless supply of "no record" far- left judges?
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (s4lYG)
Posted by: ace
________
Those who count on the local police and sheriff's deputies to be on "our side" when the burning times come will be quite surprised and disappointed to find out how many of them are power-hungry, boot-licking toadies.
Posted by: Furious George at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (9vQJW)
I've always wondered if black judges would be easier on people or more privileged and power-crazed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Well we know how this guy chose to rule.
(How are you and Her Majesty and the pups doing? Been praying for you guys.)
Posted by: Moki at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (mdRoh)
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Heck, we in Arizona cannot even get that much out of Ducey.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: krakatoa at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (zHyL2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2020 03:28 PM (H5knJ)
To the shore of Peruvia
We fight each others battles
With no pants and lots of puns
First to fight for rights and Freedom
And to keep the Trolls engaged
We are proud to claim the title
Of Ace of Spades Moron!
Posted by: Moron Corp Hymn? at May 06, 2020 03:28 PM (NgKpN)
The ridicule, I mean.
Jeebus, WTF, how do people in that condition get any public safety related job, period?
Meal Team Six.
Perfect.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2020 03:28 PM (El6T/)
That discussion would need visuals to promote...umm...introspection.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2020 03:28 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 03:28 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: dananjcon at May 06, 2020 03:28 PM (u6xw0)
Made me ponder- What is the difference had the judge told Shelly that she could avoid jail if she danced a jig? Or denounced Jesus?
Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2020 03:28 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 03:28 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Biergood at May 06, 2020 03:28 PM (FQWHA)
"Strap up and hop in the tank. We got some intimidatin' to do."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 03:28 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: washrivergal at May 06, 2020 03:28 PM (lmUUv)
President Trump signed a declaration honoring "Video Record Yourself and Your Co-workers Twerking in a Hospital" workers, aka nurses.
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 03:28 PM (dGzLr)
Posted by: Rex B at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (Ec72r)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (JY8Ei)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (s2VJv)
Everything is bigger in Texas.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: brak at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (R/9uX)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (bW1Yb)
Posted by: freaked at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (NVYyb)
However, I'm guessing their wives have seen that posture more than they care to admit.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Ripley at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (q1Pj5)
You can bet that "white privilege" and "racism" charges are going to be coming from the left hive before the day is out
Posted by: Lebron Horowitz
They were already claiming that opposition to the lockdown is based on racism.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2020 03:22 PM (N9G0H)
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It all depends on whose blood.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (4BMGG)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Rex B at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (Ec72r)
Old and Busted - The Choir Boys
New Hotness - The Fryer Boys
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (PbpT7)
Everything is bigger in Texas.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (ZLI7S)
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What about common sense? Is that still bigger?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Norman Spiny at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (NSEzS)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2020 03:28 PM (H5knJ)
Aside from Trump, all republicans are low T. Worse than ever.
Posted by: Tomb of Kai at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (FPtHm)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 03:28 PM (UWqZJ)
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Neither of those guys is going to be hopping in anything, even that tank.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (ptqGC)
I've always wondered if black judges would be easier on people or more privileged and power-crazed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (mht8P)
They can be both--it all depends on the skin color of the defendant.
Posted by: sweetbagg at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (gJAok)
https://tinyurl.com/yd64fh45
Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (wiXsO)
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Nothing says "We're all in this together" like berating someone.
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (Eicbe)
Meal Team Six
lol
101st Chairborne.
Posted by: flounder
Keyboard Commando.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (At/8G)
1st Baleen Raider Battalion.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: sinalco at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (yODqO)
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977
I wouldn't be surprised. Seriously.
He'll likely get "sectioned" -- classified as mentally ill, and not criminally liable -- sent to the nuthouse, then released after 48 hours for "not being a threat to himself." That's generally what happens to most psychotic hobos around here. You can't keep 'em locked up, no matter WHAT they do.
Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Furious George at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Quint at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (+7yf7)
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (/6GbT)
https://tinyurl.com/yd64fh45
Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (wiXsO)
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That right there is wife material. In some kind of mirror universe where unhinged violent bitches make good wives.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)
I don't think the deputies have seen "it" for some time.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 03:28 PM (UWqZJ)
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Neither of those guys is going to be hopping in anything, even that tank.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (ptqGC)
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"It was just an expression, Billy Bob! Stop trying to hop!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 03:31 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 06, 2020 03:31 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 03:31 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2020 03:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Quint at May 06, 2020 03:31 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Quint at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (hHxp2)
It beats NYC, where the cops aided and abetted the DeBolshevik's persecution of Jews.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 03:31 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: ShainS, COVID-1984 survivor at May 06, 2020 03:31 PM (tM5os)
Posted by: Valiant at May 06, 2020 03:31 PM (3MiF8)
Did they announce a civil rights investigation?
Because both of those would have been the bare minimum the dems would have done if the roles were reversed.
And just after they called for his resignation.
Instead we get another pussyass, toothless sternly worded letter
Posted by: RoyalOil at May 06, 2020 03:31 PM (s4lYG)
Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2020 03:28 PM (Ed8Zd)
Excellent question, and one reason I thought her response to the judge's request was tantamount to a request to deny Jesus. What is to stop them from having us denounce Jesus as Lord? They've already shut down our churches.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 06, 2020 03:31 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 06, 2020 03:32 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 06, 2020 03:32 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:32 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Ector County Sheriff Mike Griffis, size 58 at May 06, 2020 03:32 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: brak at May 06, 2020 03:32 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by: Tomb of Kai at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (FPtHm)
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Right. So when is Trump sending in the commandos to bust her out?
I like Trump. I side with Trump. But show me where he's not allowed his hands to be tied by Fauci of late.
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:32 PM (Eicbe)
The Maoism is strong with this one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 03:20 PM (hYcqw)
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Holy shit, you nailed that one.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2020 03:32 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2020 03:32 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: klaftern at May 06, 2020 03:32 PM (RuIsu)
Or sing "Camptown Races."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 03:32 PM (J4SfM)
I'm becoming wordless at the idiocy of so many in America.
Literally releasing dangerous prisoners - excuse me, what is the rationale for releasing *any* prisoners, when experience has already shown there will be a very minor hospitalization/death rate among inmates in infected prisons? - while trying to put regular people in jail for opening their small business.
As noted earlier today and by many since this began, gonna be a whole lot of reckoning WRT emergency powers/decrees etc. after this.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2020 03:32 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2020 03:32 PM (r1/wT)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:32 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2020 03:32 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2020 03:32 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (ZLI7S)
they not dealing with these judges? That's part of their job.------------
No.
They won't be back in session for another year and half.
This is really on Abbot for his stupid order that he wanted the people to follow, but not to really be enforced (else it would come back on him). Dont' give an order you don't want enforced.
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (o2MD2)
Or sing "Camptown Races."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 03:32 PM (J4SfM)
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"I get a kick out of cocaine..."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (UWqZJ)
More and more of this is just gonna start to happen. I suggest to these governors they give the "be free" signal so they can take some credit.
Every hair salon in TX should open up to support her.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: washrivergal
The scale LED said NO MAS whenever they stepped on it.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (kfcYC)
They are elected and are pretty much autonomous within their County.
The only people who can really reign them in is the County Commissioners, but we are talking Dallas County here, so that ain't happening.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (JUOKG)
Travis county Civil cases are appealed to the appellate court (3rd) and then the Texas supremes. I don't know how Harris County works but I assume its similar. I hope some lawyer is already on her case and gets this flipped, stat.
Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (Ed8Zd)
this is not the best day Texas has ever had.
Posted by: Quint at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (hHxp2)
*sing-songy voice, in English and Spanish*
What about meeeeeee?
Posted by: Judge Lina Hidalgo at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Quint at May 06, 2020 03:31 PM (hHxp2)
I saw Bend the Knee and Quiver open for Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam at The Kat Klub in '87.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: x at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (ch6++)
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I'm sort of surprised the AZ legislature hasn't slapped Ducey around a bit.
The real power, at least when I lived in AZ, resided with the State legislature. Or, at least, that was my understanding.
The legislature had no problem putting Janet Napolitano in her place when I lived in AZ.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: brak at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (cG+eD)
If I was a voting Texan, I'd be looking for a better quality conservative.
Primary this pussy the next chance y'all get.
He ain't worthy.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 03:34 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2020 03:34 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2020 03:34 PM (zqhdn)
Not sure I'd be. The fact that a woman was imprisoned for running her business while simultaneously, actual criminals were being released, should terrify any resident of a so-called red state.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 06, 2020 03:34 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 03:34 PM (dhk+c)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 03:34 PM (+7yf7)
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (Eicbe)
Force-Feed 10, Some Minestrone...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 03:34 PM (s2VJv)
This makes you wonder who called the media?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 06, 2020 03:34 PM (N39Ws)
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I like it when he sticks it in my butt.
Posted by: Fat Cop #2 at May 06, 2020 03:34 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (PbpT7)
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Patriot Act and every police force thinking they are swat is an effing travesty.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2020 03:34 PM (jUVms)
S'ok. He's never hit the broad side of a barn in training.
Posted by: His Sheriff at May 06, 2020 03:34 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Rex B at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (Ec72r)
I was going to do a parody of the Ballad of the Green Beret, but even I have limits.
*bow to Barry Sadler*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 03:34 PM (A5zUN)
They are elected and are pretty much autonomous within their County.
The
only people who can really reign them in is the County Commissioners,
but we are talking Dallas County here, so that ain't happening.
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Call up the national guard and order a prison break, maybe?
Posted by: Methos at May 06, 2020 03:34 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 06, 2020 03:34 PM (O+I8R)
That enhancement ends after July 31. In some states, it ends a week earlier.
After that, jobless workers would just get their state unemployment benefit only. Prior to Covid-19, that state benefit replaced roughly 40% of prior wages for the average worker.
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2020 03:34 PM (3aI0K)
Still my favorite line from Crush Groove
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2020 03:22 PM (N9G0H)
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It all depends on whose blood.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Actually, the victim in this particular case was himself black -- but he was a successful middle-class black guy who responsibly took care of his family and improved the neighborhood by fixing up homes, so he was "acting white" and thus deserved what he got, according to leftist morals.
Posted by: zombie at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (1ISKN)
++++++++++++
This might jog your memory:
I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
So tell me how could it be true
That I get a belt out of you
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:32 PM (Eicbe)
I'd like to show him the video of Dr. Judy Mikovitz. But I wonder if it would make any difference.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (N39Ws)
https://tinyurl.com/yd64fh45
Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (wiXsO)
+++++++++++++
That right there is wife material. In some kind of mirror universe where unhinged violent bitches make good wives.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (hYcqw)
Float like a
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (J4SfM)
Posted by: Quint at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (hHxp2)
Holy shit. Submit, prostrate yourself, humble yourself to my law and repent!
Jesus fuck. I'd go to jail over a parking ticket against a judge like that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (gd9RK)
https://tinyurl.com/yd64fh45
Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (wiXsO)
+++++++++++++
That right there is wife material. In some kind of mirror universe where unhinged violent bitches make good wives.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (hYcqw)
I would have decked her as soon as she opened my door.
She was clearly a threat at that point.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (+7yf7)
Posted by: Tami at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (cF8AT)
They are elected and are pretty much autonomous within their County.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (JUOKG)
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I'd bet he still controls the building they are keeping her in. Unless Texas cedes power to the localities, that is.
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (Eicbe)
I expect the day is coming, Jesus told us to expect that, after all.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (1ISKN)
bet they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn..
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (d7Ww2)
I get no kick from champagne
Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all
So tell me how could it be true
That I get a belt out of you
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (hYcqw)
LOL! That's such a great movie!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (J4SfM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (R/9uX)
Posted by: Cheri at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2020 03:34 PM (jUVms)
Every police officer a hut-hut. And I'm supposed to be supportive of that hut-hut bullshit? When the police care more about the citizenry than their pensions, then I'll reconsider my non-support of them.
Posted by: RickZ at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (H8QX8)
bet they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn..
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (d7Ww2)
Range. As in 6-burner gas or Radar?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: brak
Pretty sure those two know better than to go to a buffet with the other one.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (mdRoh)
What did you do?
I closed a bar
For me and you
Bah. Cannot come up with anything.
There are some great cadences to work with, though.
Anyone familiar with this one?
Up high on a mountain,
I see a flash of light
Must be Chairborne Rangers
In a firefight
Well, I give myself a gold star for bringing up
Ranger cadences. No one will take it away from me.
Posted by: Denny Crane! at May 06, 2020 03:37 PM (gJ9O0)
Posted by: sinalco at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (yODqO)
Embrace the power of "and."
Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2020 03:37 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 03:37 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 03:37 PM (oVJmc)
If making fun of some jelly-bellied softboys with Rambo fantasies makes
them think twice about using excessive force to impose unconstitutional
laws on law-abiding citizens, then let the sick burns flow.
---First blood was actually a story of lone civilian standing up to these tin star dictators trampling on his Constitutional rights.
I recall it did not go well for the Sheriff's department in that movie
Posted by: HowardDevore at May 06, 2020 03:37 PM (H6aLc)
Posted by: Quint at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (hHxp2)
The Juicy Smollett special!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 03:37 PM (J4SfM)
Maybe, just maybe, the world is beginning to wake up.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:37 PM (Boy/L)
...Diabetes and heart disease, on the other hand....
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at May 06, 2020 03:37 PM (UutBm)
I supported law enforcement getting those vehicles because I didn't think they would be using them against citizens to enforce an unconstitutional quarantine order.
Not anymore and I'm sorry I did.
If you tubs of lard want to keep putting more people in the opposition, keep this crap up, assholes.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 06, 2020 03:37 PM (bGY3H)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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Without it, how would they get there? A Dodge 300 doesn't have enough suspension to carry both of them.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 06, 2020 03:37 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 06, 2020 03:37 PM (dfRN6)
Donnie Brisket.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 03:37 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2020 03:37 PM (r+sAi)
Battle of the Bulges
Posted by: Miklos, late to the Party at May 06, 2020 03:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Our Judges could watch the films and learn how to scream at the poor sole standing before him... /sarc
Posted by: Colin at May 06, 2020 03:38 PM (bhBSF)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2020 03:38 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 06, 2020 03:38 PM (2BgZB)
Posted by: Rex B at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (Ec72r)
Gorging "soldiers" in their tights,
Bottomless pits with appetites.
Men who have auth-or-i-tay.
The brave men of the Green Buffet.
Training bras upon their chest,
These are men? America's best?
One hundred men will test today,
But only three win the Green Buffet.
Trained to live off fat and ham,
Trained in donuts hand to hand.
Men who binge by night and day,
Courage take from the Green Buffet.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 03:38 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Martini Farmer - Not Masked and Hearding Cats at May 06, 2020 03:38 PM (3H9h1)
177 Crosswalk Karen
https://tinyurl.com/yd64fh45
Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM (wiXsO)
+++++++++++++
That right there is wife material. In some kind of mirror universe where unhinged violent bitches make good wives.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (hYcqw)
I would have decked her as soon as she opened my door.
She was clearly a threat at that point.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2020 03:35 PM (NgKpN)
Wonder how tough she'd act when staring down the business end of a firearm. As that crazy Karen was winding up for her second punch, I'd be reaching for the firearm.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 06, 2020 03:38 PM (N39Ws)
LOL
thanks, bush!
Posted by: ace at May 06, 2020 03:30 PM (PbpT7)
*****
I remember when cops switched from the revolver to the semi-automatic.
I didn't like it at the time.
Posted by: El Jefe at May 06, 2020 03:38 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 03:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:39 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:39 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at May 06, 2020 03:39 PM (UutBm)
Posted by: Rex B at May 06, 2020 03:39 PM (Ec72r)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 03:39 PM (+7yf7)
Posted by: Waste93 at May 06, 2020 03:39 PM (FjQkD)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 03:39 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 03:39 PM (s2VJv)
Maybe this was covered and I missed it ... her charge was contempt? Of court, or of executive order? She showed no contempt for the court, she disobeyed the EO, if it was a "hard executive order", not a flaccid one.
Pritzker in IL says something like "if we are bad children, then the tougher rules will come back" ... but mostly it seems stores are left to enforce the orders. I haven't heard what happens if ten or more are gathered, or if someone penetrates a 6' zone. It is all an exercise in tyranny right now ... let's get this herd protection rolling before the dead economy can't be revived (except for box stores and Amazon, all doing fine thank you very much)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 06, 2020 03:39 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 03:39 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (o2MD2)
/golf clap
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ace
He was the one that started over arming agencies and cops. Obama took it to a whole new level.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 06, 2020 03:21 PM (mdRoh)
It must be remembered that, while I am in agreement, there is much to Gov Abbott's actions that leave much to be desired, the governorship of Texas is one of the weakest in the country. A case can be made that the Lieutenant Governor has more power than the Governor does.
People may gripe about the letter, but it may be all he can do. I'd be willing to bet that AG Paxton can do more here than the governor.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (zqhdn)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (bGY3H)
Everyone always gets worked about the MRAPs and hardware but I don't think the attitude problem has anything do with that. In this case, it actually helps make people say "WTFF?" at the way this was handled.
Absent some specific threats or reckless trash talk from the bar owner or patrons to the fuzz prior to this scene, how can this approach be defended?
One cop drive up to the bar, go inside, point out that they are violating an order (for extra credit, roll your eyes and say you know a lot of this stuff is stupid, but for now it's the rule), and ask them to shut things down within 30 minutes. Politely.
Likely to get the job done. If not, then *2* cops roll up, in cruisers, and give a second warning. But this?
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Buzzion at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 03:39 PM (+7yf7)
Slaw and Side Order...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Sheriff Buffet T Justice at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (dhk+c)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (O+I8R)
Uh ... who originally accepted the loan, President of Tanzania? Hmm?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (J4SfM)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (d9Cw3)
"Please to get the monsieur a bucket...and a hose."
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: Waste93
--
It has to be requested, and then go to a review board first.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (Hcsoi)
Posted by: klaftern at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Rex B at May 06, 2020 03:29 PM (Ec72r)
Gorging "soldiers" in their tights,
Bottomless pits with appetites.
Men who have auth-or-i-tay.
The brave men of the Green Buffet.
Training bras upon their chest,
These are men? America's best?
One hundred men will test today,
But only three win the Green Buffet.
Trained to live off fat and ham,
Trained in donuts hand to hand.
Men who binge by night and day,
Courage take from the Green Buffet.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 03:38 PM (KnJdm)
*****
Excellent work.
Posted by: El Jefe at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: Formerly known as Skeptic at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (FR+I0)
Maybe, just maybe, the world is beginning to wake up.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:37 PM (Boy/L
Same President who said "Something is happening" when he submitted two covid tests samples from a goat and a fruit putting human names on the tests, and they came back positive for covid.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (r+sAi)
Meanwhile Shelly Luther is a genuine bona fide American Hero!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (axyOa)
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Then quit.
But I imagine after this revelation, you won't have to worry about your position not being essential.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (KnJdm)
The Judge ORDERED her to comply with the executive order.
When she did not, he said that was contempt of the Court.
Catch-22
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (NgKpN)
Couldn't Governor Abbott just issue a pardon to the salon owner? Issue the letter to the judge, but write up a pardon at the same time.
Posted by: Waste93 at May 06, 2020 03:39 PM (FjQkD)
Texas governors don't have plenary pardon power. Thanks, Ma Ferguson!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (j8aRL)
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Aim for the fat apron!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (o2MD2)
I thought they did the 'mosey' in Tejas?
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (UutBm)
Which is all the more reason why Abbott could have released a far stronger statement - because the only constraints on him here are political ones. That this weak tea is all he could brew says a lot.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (L+kF6)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (KZzsI)
Those MRAP's have SERIOUS Ac/C in them... the Special Wraps and Tacos squad need it just to stay alive.
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (d6DSt)
Do they get one absolutely free of consequences, with the second accompanied by some minor embarrassment?
Or do they have unlimited free rapes?
And is all of this covered in the Democrat handbook?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 06, 2020 03:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (J4SfM)
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China fucked up and trusted Tanzania.
It happens.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2020 03:42 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2020 03:42 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 06, 2020 03:42 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 03:42 PM (+7yf7)
Gov Abbott's actions that leave much to be desired, the governorship of
Texas is one of the weakest in the country. A case can be made that the
Lieutenant Governor has more power than the Governor does.
People may gripe about the letter, but it may be all he can do. I'd
be willing to bet that AG Paxton can do more here than the governor.
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All true. What he can do is open every one up.
Which is basically what is about to happen by end of week - but there are still some holdouts.
He is getting a little cute here. Doesn't want the bad publicity from the enforcing of this order but nor the bad publicity from opening up everything.
The judge should have just blamed Abbott and said his order left him no choice.
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2020 03:42 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2020 03:28 PM
DuckDuckGo can be assisstive in situations like this.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2020 03:42 PM (DMUuz)
Brisket County Junior
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 03:42 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Ann Richards at May 06, 2020 03:42 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: ShainS, COVID-1984 survivor at May 06, 2020 03:42 PM (UQEkW)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2020 03:43 PM (VpIIl)
You could jog backward in front of them, and encouraging them to catch up with you.
"Oooh, you're getting really red in the face! Careful!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 03:43 PM (J4SfM)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 06, 2020 03:43 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:43 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 03:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2020 03:43 PM (sX1BW)
End. It. Now.
Posted by: Ladyl
You're beautiful when you're angry....
Posted by: JT at May 06, 2020 03:43 PM (arJlL)
before acting is a much better solution, all the way around, than copper
and lead injections.</blockquote>
It's better if it works, but I doubt it will. Some people feel the need to show the rest of us they are boss, and that type are over-represented on police forces. If these guys are like that, they need to at least lose their weapons, if not their badges or their freedom.
Only if all those methods fail (or we are prevented from getting a judge to do them) are the injections called for.
Posted by: jdgalt at May 06, 2020 03:43 PM (3SFo/)
Anyone else notice they look like brothers?
Or do all really fat people look alike, like the chinese waiters?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 03:43 PM (dGzLr)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 03:43 PM (hku12)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 03:43 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (Hcsoi)
*****
That may be the usual process, but I'm pretty sure there is nothing that legally *requires* it to follow that exact process.
I suspect that the governor could indeed issue a pardon on his own.
Just my guess though...
Posted by: El Jefe at May 06, 2020 03:43 PM (Ae67h)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 03:43 PM (J4SfM)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 06, 2020 03:43 PM (d6DSt)
Yep. The best that can be said for Abbott in all this is that he's better than blue-state governors, which is a pretty low bar.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2020 03:43 PM (H5knJ)
Not that most of the young ones will know who Serpico was.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 03:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:43 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:39 PM
*golf clap*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2020 03:44 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 03:44 PM (+7yf7)
You do know that the Governor has little power over County Judges here in Texas right?
They are elected and are pretty much autonomous within their County.
The only people who can really reign them in is the County Commissioners, but we are talking Dallas County here, so that ain't happening.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (JUOKG)
Abbott is just posturing. He's not strong. If he were strong he'd cancel all restrictions.........retroactive to any arrests because of it.
Posted by: Sooner at May 06, 2020 03:44 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 06, 2020 03:44 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 03:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:44 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:44 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 06, 2020 03:44 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Quint at May 06, 2020 03:44 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp"
Shouldn't that be Wide Earp?
Posted by: Sheriff Buffet T Justice at May 06, 2020 03:44 PM (Tnijr)
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Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 03:34 PM (Z4rgH)
Hmm- Our golf course stayed open the whole time, tho the driving range was briefly closed.
I think Abbott's good and has moved fairly quickly to open up businesses. We went out to a restaurant in Austin last week and salons etc are opening this Friday. I wish he lifted all restrictions last week but Im not in charge.
Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2020 03:44 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: illiniwek at May 06, 2020 03:44 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 03:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 03:45 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: klaftern at May 06, 2020 03:45 PM (RuIsu)
We are seeing the results of the judiciary indulging their inner Nazi.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 06, 2020 03:45 PM (2BgZB)
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 06, 2020 03:45 PM (L+kF6)
Posted by: RickZ at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (Y8PSl)
I hope you're young.
The police (mostly) openly despise the citizenry, hold them in contempt, treat them poorly and do all that they can to spit in the faces of the public. There are exceptions, of course, and we should single them out for praise. (The cops not following illegal orders as happened in Harris County in TX is a good example.) But as for the rest? Americans can and should return the favor. Maybe then they will learn to give us the same level of respect they keep demanding we give them.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2020 03:45 PM (zqhdn)
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2020 03:45 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Eric Cartman at May 06, 2020 03:45 PM (+7yf7)
The bar owner should have just ran away.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (VpIIl)
A fast walk would have sufficed. 100yds and those pudgy bastards would be out of breath, covered in sweat reaching for their phones for the nearest Buckees for a slurpee.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 06, 2020 03:45 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Chief Wiggum at May 06, 2020 03:45 PM (iMfep)
Uh ... who originally accepted the loan, President of Tanzania? Hmm?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2020 03:40 PM (J4SfM)
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China has billions of dollars out there in "loans" to 3rd world countries through its Belt & Road Initiative or whatever it's called. It's a not so subtle way to take over those countries by putting them in debt forever to China.
This might get interesting if the 3rd world countries decide, eh why bother paying back those loans? If a majority of those countries don't pay, what does China do? Invade the continent? Especially since Africans in China itself are being treated like the 3rd class citizens the Chinese believe them to be?
For the Wuhan Plague Virus that China has unleashed on the world, every country should repudiate its debt with China.
Posted by: Boots at May 06, 2020 03:45 PM (oGBso)
LOL, nice. I'm actually 5'9", 180, but the gym closure added five more pounds. Rat bastards.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 06, 2020 03:45 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Lady in Black, sans mask at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (O+I8R)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (KZzsI)
I never thought Christians would be complicit in it, though.
Posted by: grammie winger at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 03:44 PM (NWiLs)
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He does look stupid.
What? The microphone is going to get Covid? What a preening jackass.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
That is an insult to Brian Dennehey. I guarandamntee you neither of those guys couple play a convincing iceberg in Titanic. They have no range.
Posted by: Moki at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (mFoNl)
On seeing Sadler, Bellamy fled to his van. It was at that time, Sadler testified, that he saw a flash of metal. Believing it to be a gun, he fired one shot. The bullet struck Bellamy right between the eyes, and he died several hours later in a Nashville hospital.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (q1Pj5)
Ok boys. Mayor says we need to fatten the curve, so, come out with your hams up.
Posted by: Chief Wiggum at May 06, 2020 03:45 PM (iMfep)
lol
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Quint at May 06, 2020 03:47 PM (hHxp2)
https://tinyurl.com/yamtgvyj
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 03:47 PM (hYcqw)
Girthy ... and not in a pleasing manner.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2020 03:47 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 06, 2020 03:47 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 06, 2020 03:47 PM (bkUtD)
They have NO FORCE OF LAW on US citizens. The president can give an executive order to the INS or the FBI or the military. The governor can order state officials. He can't give an executive order to a private citizen!
What the fuck? Despite the "pen-and-phone" arrogance, even Obama managed to not overstep the line on this most of the time.
Posted by: anonymous at May 06, 2020 03:47 PM (+G8SK)
Posted by: kbdabear at May 06, 2020 03:47 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2020 03:47 PM (ptqGC)
Well I, for one, hold that judge in complete and utter contempt.
In what way is he NOT contemptible?
Posted by: Parker at May 06, 2020 03:47 PM (zV/fi)
End. It. Now.
Posted by: Ladyl
I've pretty much given up on the "Enough" guy making an appearance. I thought Trump would be the "enough" guy, but that hasn't exactly panned out.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at May 06, 2020 03:47 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 06, 2020 03:47 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 06, 2020 03:47 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 03:47 PM (hku12)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2020 03:47 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2020 03:48 PM (R6g1s)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 03:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 03:48 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 03:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 06, 2020 03:48 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Picric at May 06, 2020 03:48 PM (yj09K)
Aye.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 06, 2020 03:48 PM (8fB/R)
Rrrrrrrrr! Taken out many a doughnut shop, have ye, me brave boys?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2020 03:48 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Menack at May 06, 2020 03:48 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 06, 2020 03:48 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 03:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Frankie Lee at May 06, 2020 03:48 PM (7YqDN)
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Yup. Try open carrying legally in Arlington, VA. Cops there have been warned 10,000,000 times and they STILL get off on harassing people doing it.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 06, 2020 03:48 PM (2BgZB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 03:48 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:48 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (NWiLs)
May I substitute: Gutfight
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (hku12)
Posted by: pep at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (T6t7i)
4pm EDT (10 minutes from now)
Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany Holds a Briefing
Posted by: m at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (O3A5V)
NOW can we treat them like a publisher, not a platform, stripping them of protections they've been hiding behind?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (bDqIh)
The Judge is a JEF sniffer.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (8fB/R)
Posted by: cool breeze at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (hYcqw)
they not dealing with these judges? That's part of their job.------------
No.
They won't be back in session for another year and half.
This is really on Abbot for his stupid order that he wanted the people to follow, but not to really be enforced (else it would come back on him). Dont' give an order you don't want enforced.
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2020 03:33 PM (sX1BW)
Again, it must be understood that Texas is VERY decentralized. As you pointed out, the Texas Legislature is only given 140 days every odd numbered year to meddle in our lives. And the judiciary is not appointed by the Legislature. The judges in TX are voted on by the vote of the people.
Believe me: the ballot in major cities in a typical general election is FULL of judges in various courts on various levels.
Mr. Moye is in office as a judge due to a vote of the people. If he isn't voted out of office in November the people in his district in Dallas County deserve all the crap Mr. Moye can give them.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (zqhdn)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (r+sAi)
Hambone and Mash(ed 'Taters)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: grammie winger at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (lwiT4)
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They either are not Christians or have a very poor understanding of the Bible.
Just more masks being ripped off.
Corona also made it abundantly clear cops are okay with doing whatever those in charge tell them to do.
Which means cops will confiscate firearms when they are told to.
Katrina and NO were not an aberration.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 03:48 PM (oVJmc
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hahahahaha!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (A5zUN)
Gunfight at the Golden Corral
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (NWiLs)
May I substitute: Gutfight
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (hku12)
Guntfight, and you have a winner.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 03:50 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (NWiLs)
May I substitute: Gutfight
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (hku12)
Meet you halfway with Guntfight
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 03:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 06, 2020 03:50 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:50 PM (Boy/L)
Once More Unto The Peach...Cobbler
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 03:50 PM (dGzLr)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at May 06, 2020 03:50 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 03:50 PM (A5zUN)
Also, those cops are horrible, and should be fired. But unions and pensions keeps them going despite being grotesquely out of shape.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 06, 2020 03:50 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 06, 2020 03:50 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2020 03:50 PM (q1Pj5)
Running on the beach sucks. But the cops couldn't catch me on the street either.
Posted by: Dave in Fla (The girls with thong bikinis were on the beach last weekend) at May 06, 2020 03:50 PM (5p7BC)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 03:50 PM (+7yf7)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (Eicbe)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybsy5osv
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Quint at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (Boy/L)
/get used to the boot on your neck, never eating out again, never going to a show and bad haircuts... forever.
Posted by: shibumi, living in CV1984 at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (ZCiJZ)
Turns out that most states have laws on the books saying once a 'National Emergency' or State of Emergency is declared, the Governor can do just about anything he wants.
Now, how that passes Constitutional standards? It falls under the 'the Constitution is not a suicide pact' so we can just F'n ignore it when we want' rule.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (A5zUN)
LOL!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 03:50 PM (+7yf7)
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You're going to need a few more Xs.
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (Eicbe)
Ector County Sheriffs so fat that when they told, "haul ass", it takes two trips
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 03:45 PM
His blood type is Haagen Dazs.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (ejd/p)
https://tinyurl.com/yafws83x
Posted by: m at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (O3A5V)
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (L+kF6)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (2BgZB)
Posted by: Rex B at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (Ec72r)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (d6DSt)
Give me liberty, or give me Death By Chocolate
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (dGzLr)
https://tinyurl.com/yd64fh45
Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2020 03:27 PM
* consults AoSHQ Situation Handbook *
* flips to page 117 *
"Calm your tits"
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (oVJmc)
When she did not, he said that was contempt of the Court.
Catch-22
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2020 03:41 PM (NgKpN)
I believe the judge ordered her to apologize and promise to comply in the future. When she refused, he sentenced her for contempt. IMO, he should have fined her or whatever and released her. Ordering her to apologize (not even to "victims" but to government officials!!) was BS and an abuse of discretion.
Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (+7yf7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (J7qMc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie saw a man remove his mask to sneeze at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (L+kF6)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybsy5osv
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (UW2ZS)
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My cat gifs!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (H2ofG)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (2BgZB)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (Boy/L)
didn't look like triathletes themselves - but a perfect hilarious move
would have been for the "perps" to jog away from the lardasses, just
trot in a big circle around the area, taunting them to catch up.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2020 03:49 PM (El6T/)
Rule #1: Cardio
Posted by: Columbus at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 03:50 PM (NWiLs)
Guntfight.
Behold the Horde hive mind, down to the minute, in all its scary glory.
Even Marlin Perkins wouldn't take on such critters.
Posted by: RickZ at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (Y8PSl)
Can Abbot not just commute or pardon? Genuine question, no idea about TX law.
No. Texas governor is a remarkably weak office.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (mht8P)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2020 03:44 PM (Ed8Zd)
That's just it. You are of the people. YOU are in charge of your public servants.
Posted by: Sooner at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (Fs5vw)
Size 54 Where Are You?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 03:39 PM (s2VJv)
{{{golf clap}}}
Posted by: browndog at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at May 06, 2020 03:36 PM (mdRoh)
He has no power to pardon as such. Her pardon has to go through a committee (IIRC, via the TDCJ) and she will be recommended to him for a pardon. Nor can he commute the fine.
The TX governorship is among the weakest in the country. By design. Thank you, Edmund J. Davis.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (zqhdn)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 03:52 PM (UWqZJ)
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HAHHAHAHAH
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: stumck at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: klaftern at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (bkUtD)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (+7yf7)
William Conrad would, at times, try to chase people on foot. It was always hilarious.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (Boy/L)
It was basically:
1. I'm pro 2nd amendment
2. This isn't a 2nd amendment issue
3. Those people I pointed guns at were from out of town
4. Hey, don't blame me, I just enforce the law
5. If you want to protest somebody, protest the Governor, he made me do it
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (UW2ZS)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (svbBD)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybsy5osv
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (UW2ZS)
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Learn2FOAD
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (Eicbe)
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Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 06, 2020 03:54 PM (iGB4T)
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Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:54 PM (Boy/L)
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Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 06, 2020 03:54 PM (2BgZB)
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:54 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2020 03:54 PM (4BMGG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2020 03:54 PM (H2ofG)
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 06, 2020 03:54 PM (iGB4T)
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She's cuter, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 03:54 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 06, 2020 03:55 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 03:55 PM (A5zUN)
Founding member of the German group Kraftwerk, Florian Schneider, has died at 73 (link goes to Reuters):
https://tinyurl.com/y79cct9z
".. die Autobahn..."
Posted by: gdgm+ at May 06, 2020 03:55 PM (ExnWy)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 06, 2020 03:55 PM (Uu+Jp)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybsy5osv
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (UW2ZS)
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They can still work from home for free, right?
15 Awesome Ways to Spend Your Furlough Days!
Posted by: Boots at May 06, 2020 03:55 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (UW2ZS)
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Solzhenitsyn has something to say about that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2020 03:55 PM (hYcqw)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybsy5osv
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (UW2ZS)
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Learn2FOAD
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (Eic
with all their firings and layoffs and furloughs, who is left to tell me about this one great trick that only insiders know!?
Posted by: LASue at May 06, 2020 03:55 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2020 03:54 PM (4BMGG)
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He stopped because of the train. It happens, I've done it, you think you're going to move forward way out of the crosswalk and the bells start.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (jUVms)
Founding member of the German group Kraftwerk, Florian Schneider, has died at 73 (link goes to Reuters):
Trans-Europe Express to Heaven
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (+7yf7)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (4tEsR)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (Yiclb)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybsy5osv
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2020 03:51 PM (UW2ZS)
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Learn2FOAD
Posted by: Axeman
#Learn2Farm
Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (At/8G)
Enjoy your staycation, turdburglars.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (Qf83p)
Pie Noon.
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (NWiLs)
I have dealt with over sixty incoming emails already today! What, a little rain and everybody comes in from gardening?!
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (H2ofG)
Re: Crosswalk Karen.
How hard is it not to block the f*cking crosswalk, asshoe?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2020 03:54 PM (4BMGG)
I guess it is easier than that lard-ass walking her fat ass a couple extra steps around the front of the car.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: m at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (O3A5V)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (2BgZB)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 06, 2020 03:57 PM (d6DSt)
https://tinyurl.com/y79cct9z
".. die Autobahn..."
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COVID, natch.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 06, 2020 03:57 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 06, 2020 03:57 PM (hKi6n)
Craig Ferguson used to do a Kraftwerk bit. It was funny.
Late night used to have funny people.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:57 PM (Boy/L)
No way the suspension on a normal squad car could survive those two.
Posted by: SH at May 06, 2020 03:57 PM (sX1BW)
She needs her butt kicked.
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 06, 2020 03:57 PM (LIhNq)
Well - anybody not willfully blind at least.
Posted by: Just How Things Are at May 06, 2020 03:57 PM (K4eq3)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 06, 2020 03:57 PM (d6DSt)
Naive kid: 600 lbs? I thought there were a 1000 lbs of ribs in the bar?
Tough guy: *tosses coffee into fire* There were.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2020 03:57 PM (hku12)
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 06, 2020 03:57 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 06, 2020 03:58 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2020 03:58 PM (I3nir)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2020 03:58 PM (aKsyK)
You do know that the Governor has little power over County Judges here in Texas right?
They are elected and are pretty much autonomous within their County.
The only people who can really reign them in is the County Commissioners, but we are talking Dallas County here, so that ain't happening.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 06, 2020 03:26 PM (JUOKG)
Abbott is just posturing. He's not strong. If he were strong he'd cancel all restrictions.........retroactive to any arrests because of it.
Posted by: Sooner at May 06, 2020 03:44 PM (Fs5vw)
Actually, the Dallas County judge (for you non-Texans, that's like a mayor of a county) is a whacked out tyrant who was so out of control he sufficiently pissed off the Commissioner's Court (for you non-Texans, a county equivalent of City Council) such that they voted to rein him in.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2020 03:58 PM (zqhdn)
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They aren't being furloughed, they're being fun-loughed.
Kinda like funemployment, but without the benefits.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 06, 2020 03:58 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2020 03:58 PM (I3nir)
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2020 03:58 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at May 06, 2020 03:58 PM (0CeRG)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 06, 2020 03:58 PM (2BgZB)
Posted by: LASue
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I could help you out, but casinos hate me.
Posted by: Famous Gut Doctor Who Is Begging You To Throw Out That Vegetable at May 06, 2020 03:58 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 06, 2020 03:58 PM (dfRN6)
That would absolutely guarantee a visit by the authorities in SWAT gear, tanks and crew served weapons. Do you think that she would be the least bit honest in describing the sequence of events?
Best to just grab her by the throat as she prepares to enter the car space and violently pull her face into the upper door frame. Repeat as deemed necessary.
Cops are pretty used to giving "tune-ups" to certain people using the same method. "Oops, in all the excitement she must have bumped her head". So they would recognize what is going on pretty quick.
Posted by: 🐧 at May 06, 2020 03:59 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: David LeBlanc at May 06, 2020 03:59 PM (yc3le)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 06, 2020 03:57 PM (hKi6n)
Until they had Amy Schumer as Daisy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 03:59 PM (A5zUN)
MSNBCNNN: "White House Press Secretary admits to plot to steal government property."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 03:59 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2020 03:59 PM (I3nir)
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 03:59 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: ShainS, COVID-1984 survivor at May 06, 2020 03:59 PM (6pvkK)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 06, 2020 03:59 PM (hKi6n)
Damn, they have some tubbies there. Maybe layoff the BBQ and eat some salad or go keto or something.
Posted by: David LeBlanc at May 06, 2020 03:59 PM (yc3le)
Ev-er-y-thing is bigger in Texas.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 03:59 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: Deepelemblues at May 06, 2020 03:59 PM (F/1y/)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at May 06, 2020 03:59 PM (DjiZK)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2020 03:59 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2020 03:58 PM (I3nir)
Stop or My Mom will Eat You!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 03:59 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 06, 2020 04:00 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 04:00 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 06, 2020 04:00 PM (2BgZB)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2020 04:00 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 04:00 PM (+7yf7)
And, perhaps, we will reclaim our birthright as free Americans, and gutter-stomp the progressive scum into irrelevance. Maybe. Hope springs eternal, and it is a sin to despair, so let us carry on, remembering that fortune favors the brave., and that our enemies can't jump high enough to bite our asses!
Posted by: eastofsuez at May 06, 2020 04:00 PM (U2zca)
Posted by: Menack at May 06, 2020 04:00 PM (buTO7)
Posted by: Turn Two at May 06, 2020 04:00 PM (+AVpa)
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2020 04:00 PM (I3nir)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 04:00 PM (ZLI7S)
The Eat Hardy Boys...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 04:00 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: klaftern at May 06, 2020 04:01 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 06, 2020 04:01 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Menack at May 06, 2020 04:00 PM (buTO7)
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Listen, fat, we're in the middle of our war on women. Don't try and confuse us.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 04:01 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: m at May 06, 2020 04:01 PM (O3A5V)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 04:01 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 04:01 PM (s2VJv)
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Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 04:01 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2020 04:01 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2020 04:01 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (+7yf7)
Posted by: BluesFish at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (WQZ1O)
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covid 19 will create many cosrevatives
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (s2VJv)
anything you serve will be eaten in the front seat of our tank
you have the right to a menu
you have the right to your server being present while ordering
if you cannot afford dessert, dessert will be ordered for you
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (2BgZB)
How hard is it not to block the f*cking crosswalk, asshoe?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2020 03:54 PM (4BMGG)
I guess it is easier than that lard-ass walking her fat ass a couple extra steps around the front of the car.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 03:56 PM (KnJdm)
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I have ended up over a crosswalk not on purpose, but because the light turned red.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (wiXsO)
Haven't kept up with LA County - sheriff there announced closure of gun stores the day of the first state-wide lockdown crap here - and was instantly backed off by the county counsel, who presumably (like a large portion of the serving "legal" officialdom in the country, along with the SCOTUS) have only one goal - never never ever let a ridiculous obviously unconstitutional law or order regarding gunz rise up the judicial ladder.
Even though it has about as much chance of getting a responsible and decades-over-due ruling from SCOTUS as a healthy 30-yr old does of croaking form C-19.
I think he re-instated the order later. And the county supervisors kicked him aside from the emergency operations center - apparently for long-standing, totally unrelated reasons of Dumb Internecine Inside Baseball Governance by Elementary School Children.
Posted by: rhomboid at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Mallamutt, The State of Illinois says I am essential. at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (iGB4T)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (KZzsI)
There Will Be Blood Sausage
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 04:03 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 04:03 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2020 04:03 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 06, 2020 04:03 PM (/6GbT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at May 06, 2020 03:46 PM (NWiLs)
A. That's fucking funny.
B. Ain't you supposed to be at work?
C. That's fucking funny.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 04:03 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2020 04:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2020 04:03 PM (f+Irj)
The Good, The Bad, and The Husky
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 06, 2020 04:03 PM (EGyGV)
Um, captain?
Oh, right, TJ. Well, find a curb to stand on or something. Luca! Bring me my donut.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at May 06, 2020 04:04 PM (+7yf7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 04:04 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2020 04:04 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Easter Island Mori at May 06, 2020 04:04 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 04:04 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 06, 2020 04:04 PM (2BgZB)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2020 04:04 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 06, 2020 04:04 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (wiXsO)
It happens. And people giving a glaring look as they walk around the front of the car get the finger. No doubt that they would be brave if it were my wife, and they would be tempted to act like that cow.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 04:04 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: runner at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Whoa, you've been drinking too much covfefe!
Posted by: Methos at May 06, 2020 04:04 PM (kOpft)
You gave asshole judges power to do this shit.
I like you and would vote for you for President but you screwed the pooch on this one.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2020 04:05 PM (jUVms)
Answer: "The bigoted judge would never do that to a black guy."
Posted by: 🐧 at May 06, 2020 04:05 PM (C+evo)
Posted by: ShainS, COVID-1984 survivor at May 06, 2020 04:05 PM (6pvkK)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2020 04:05 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 04:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 06, 2020 04:05 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Sheriff Buffet T Justice at May 06, 2020 04:05 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Turn Two at May 06, 2020 04:05 PM (+AVpa)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2020 04:05 PM (q1Pj5)
I can't believe more Texans aren't getting riled up.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2020 03:38 PM (jUVms)
I am rather pissed off about it, but I also know and understand the way TX is structured. Ultimately, this will be up to the citizens of Ector County (county seat: Odessa). If they want to restore my faith in the system, they will toss that Sheriff out on his ear come November, and see to it that he doesn't get anywhere near law enforcement on any level again.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2020 04:05 PM (zqhdn)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 04:05 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: stumck at May 06, 2020 04:05 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (s2VJv)
That's a HIPAA violation, Mister.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 04:05 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: m at May 06, 2020 04:05 PM (O3A5V)
Posted by: klaftern at May 06, 2020 04:06 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 06, 2020 04:06 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 06, 2020 04:06 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: andycanuck at May 06, 2020 04:06 PM (TQ/zJ)
The Super(size) Cops
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 04:06 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 06, 2020 04:02 PM (KZzsI)
If that's a typo for Wyatt Derp, I like that.
Posted by: m at May 06, 2020 04:06 PM (O3A5V)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 04:07 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 04:07 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Gabrial Englesias at May 06, 2020 04:07 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: RJD at May 06, 2020 04:07 PM (ucNdt)
Posted by: Deepelemblues at May 06, 2020 03:59 PM (F/1y/)
If only he could.
(Sheesh, I sometimes think we need to hold a seminar on TX government here.)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2020 04:08 PM (zqhdn)
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2020 04:08 PM (hNjG1)
(The Ring is a donut that whispers to the fat guys.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 04:07 PM (A5zUN)
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Weird subtitle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 04:08 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 04:08 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: ShainS, COVID-1984 survivor at May 06, 2020 04:08 PM (6pvkK)
Posted by: Quint at May 06, 2020 04:08 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 04:08 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 04:08 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 06, 2020 04:08 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2020 04:09 PM (Ez6QX)
Shit just got real fat
Posted by: RJD at May 06, 2020 04:07 PM (ucNdt)
Officer 1: Jello shots fired!
Officer 2: It looks like we will have to eat our way in.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 04:09 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: klaftern at May 06, 2020 04:09 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 06, 2020 04:09 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 04:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 04:09 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 04:09 PM (UWqZJ)
I can't believe more Texans aren't getting riled up.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 06, 2020 03:38 PM (jUVms)
I am rather pissed off about it, but I also know and understand the way TX is structured. Ultimately, this will be up to the citizens of Ector County (county seat: Odessa). If they want to restore my faith in the system, they will toss that Sheriff out on his ear come November, and see to it that he doesn't get anywhere near law enforcement on any level again.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2020 04:05 PM (zqhdn)
That Texas is geographically big is an understatement and it does effect how you can get the whole state synchronized. Odessa is 500 miles away from Houston.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 06, 2020 04:09 PM (cJswI)
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2020 04:10 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 04:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ShainS, COVID-1984 survivor at May 06, 2020 04:10 PM (6pvkK)
It was basically:
1. I'm pro 2nd amendment
2. This isn't a 2nd amendment issue
3. Those people I pointed guns at were from out of town
4. Hey, don't blame me, I just enforce the law
5. If you want to protest somebody, protest the Governor, he made me do it
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (UW2ZS)
1. So?
2. So?
3. So?
4. Nuremberg
5. Nuremberg
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2020 04:10 PM (zqhdn)
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 06, 2020 04:09 PM (LIhNq)
hahahahahah
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 06, 2020 04:10 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at May 06, 2020 04:10 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 06, 2020 04:09 PM (Ez6QX)
Hey, he's not supposed to get within 6 feet of you!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 04:10 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 04:09 PM (UWqZJ)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 04:10 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 06, 2020 04:11 PM (cJswI)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 06, 2020 04:11 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 04:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: stumck at May 06, 2020 04:11 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 04:11 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 04:11 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: Support Your Local Sheriff at May 06, 2020 04:11 PM (Y7v+0)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 06, 2020 04:11 PM (iTXRQ)
hahahaha
unexpected
Posted by: m at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (O3A5V)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 04:09 PM (oVJmc)
that is harsh.
btw, I am still pro cop in general but that vehicle is a joke. what were they up against, a bar?
Posted by: Quint at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (hHxp2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: BluesFish at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (WQZ1O)
It was basically:
1. I'm pro 2nd amendment
2. This isn't a 2nd amendment issue
3. Those people I pointed guns at were from out of town
4. Hey, don't blame me, I just enforce the law
5. If you want to protest somebody, protest the Governor, he made me do it
Posted by: bonhomme at May 06, 2020 03:53 PM (UW2ZS)
1. So?
2. So?
3. So?
4. Nuremberg
5. Nuremberg
Nuremberg Laws or the Nuremberg Trials? There was a difference.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (s2VJv)
Hill Street Moobs
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 06, 2020 04:11 PM (iTXRQ)
It was right there this whole time. Bravo.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: m at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (O3A5V)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (EGH/q)
I notice that not one of the selfish sonsabitches clamoring for more shutdown is actually suffering any of the economic consequences of this insanity.
Posted by: creeper at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (qsljc)
Posted by: Gem at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (kIHih)
(Yeah, Hot Fuzz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (oVJmc)
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Hot Fuzz references are signs of high culture and rearing. You should be proud.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 04:13 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at May 06, 2020 04:13 PM (qc+VF)
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Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2020 04:13 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 04:13 PM (Z4rgH)
Can someone photoshop the tank into the Oscar Meyer Hot Dog mobile?
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 06, 2020 04:13 PM (dGzLr)
Posted by: weew at May 06, 2020 04:13 PM (gk7if)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 06, 2020 04:11 PM (iTXRQ)
Was waiting for a take on this one. Nice.
Posted by: Turn Two at May 06, 2020 04:13 PM (+AVpa)
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Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at May 06, 2020 04:13 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 06, 2020 04:13 PM (F6tBH)
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Posted by: willow at May 06, 2020 04:14 PM (qsljc)
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Posted by: creeper at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (XxJt1)
LOL
Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 06, 2020 04:14 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at May 06, 2020 04:14 PM (d6DSt)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 04:14 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 06, 2020 04:14 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2020 04:14 PM (qsljc)
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 06, 2020 04:14 PM (/6GbT)
I was staring right at it and didn't even see it.
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2020 04:13 PM (bPBNG)
If it was a snake, it would have bit us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 04:14 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 06, 2020 04:15 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 04:15 PM (s2VJv)
Posted by: Archer at May 06, 2020 04:15 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 06, 2020 04:15 PM (cJswI)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at May 06, 2020 04:15 PM (0OmEj)
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Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 04:15 PM (A5zUN)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at May 06, 2020 04:15 PM (2BgZB)
Posted by: garrett at May 06, 2020 04:15 PM (bPBNG)
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Posted by: Miss Issippi at May 06, 2020 04:16 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 06, 2020 04:16 PM (EGH/q)
Posted by: stumck at May 06, 2020 04:16 PM (w9Wax)
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Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 04:16 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: willow at May 06, 2020 04:16 PM (qsljc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 04:12 PM (s2VJv)
The Trials, at which the defense of "Hey! I was just following orders!" was demolished for all time.
As far as I'm concerned, if members of the Armed Forces can't claim the same, the cops (wannabees, as they LOVE to call non-cops "civilians" even though cops are not subject to the UCMJ) sure as all hell can't.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2020 04:16 PM (zqhdn)
Posted by: ShainS, COVID-1984 survivor at May 06, 2020 04:16 PM (6pvkK)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2020 04:16 PM (R6g1s)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 06, 2020 04:17 PM (dH/BH)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 06, 2020 04:17 PM (EGH/q)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 06, 2020 04:15 PM (s2VJv)
America's Fattest.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 06, 2020 04:17 PM (KnJdm)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at May 06, 2020 04:13 PM
But not the highest, right?
Posted by: Pink Flamingos at May 06, 2020 04:17 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at May 06, 2020 04:17 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Archer at May 06, 2020 04:15 PM (gmo/4)
The gut IS the bullet proof vest. No way any bullet gets further than two inches deep in all that blubber.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2020 04:17 PM (zqhdn)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 06, 2020 04:18 PM (cJswI)
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Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 06, 2020 04:18 PM (EGH/q)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 06, 2020 04:19 PM (cJswI)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 06, 2020 04:19 PM (EGH/q)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 06, 2020 04:20 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at May 06, 2020 04:20 PM (EGH/q)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at May 06, 2020 04:09 PM (cJswI)
And Texas has a very decentralized government, and it has 254 counties. You have Harris County with, what, 2.5 million people? And not far from Odessa - which as you point out is way aways from Houston - is Loving County, with all of MAYBE 100 people, most of which are in the county seat of Mentone.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2020 04:21 PM (zqhdn)
judge.</blockquote>
Of course there is. He can write her a pardon right now. If he's only posturing then he intends only to posture.
Posted by: jdgalt at May 06, 2020 04:22 PM (3SFo/)
Posted by: jdgalt at May 06, 2020 04:22 PM (3SFo/)
No he cannot. As has been pointed out over and over again here. The governor of TX cannot pardon willy nilly.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2020 04:23 PM (zqhdn)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 06, 2020 04:24 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Eisenhorn at May 06, 2020 04:13 PM (F6tBH)
They will be on the side of who gives them their pension.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2020 04:25 PM (zqhdn)
557 "Meal Team Six" sounds like it could work as a Netflix series. A
combination of Reno 911, Hell's Kitchen and the Dukes of Hazard.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 06, 2020 03:57 PM (hKi6n)
Until they had Amy Schumer as Daisy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2020 03:59 PM (A5zUN)
And they would, wouldn't they.
Schumer. Daisy Dukes. Shit.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 06, 2020 04:28 PM (hKi6n)
The Salon Owner was way too restrained. I would have played the Rosa Parks card on the "Here comes the"Judge.
Posted by: 11B40 at May 06, 2020 04:29 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at May 06, 2020 04:31 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at May 06, 2020 04:41 PM (0jZvB)
<blockquote>429 There has to be a loophole for the governor not to have to ask the
judge.</blockquote>
Of course there is. He can write her a pardon right now. If he's only posturing then he intends only to posture.
you're new here, aren't you?
Posted by: Anachronda at May 06, 2020 05:09 PM (kf5Ci)
That link has been 404'ed. Stuffed down the Memory Hole.
Oh, and that "judge"? An arrogant Communist bastard. Kissing cousin of the show trials "judges" in the USSR and National Socialist Germany.
Humiliate the victim, make her criticize and Denounce herself (classic Soviet samokritika), then crawl away, broken, promising never to sin against the Party again...
Samokritika Rituals in the Stalinist Central Committee:
https://www.jstor.org/stable/2679705?seq=1
Posted by: Beverly at May 06, 2020 05:32 PM (0KiA5)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 06, 2020 05:34 PM (FLiOE)
Posted by: Jim Lewis at May 06, 2020 06:49 PM (12Psz)
Posted by: politic uber alles at May 06, 2020 07:42 PM (0hOKG)
Posted by: ron n. at May 06, 2020 09:54 PM (om5HK)
It MAY be that none of them were drinking. It MAY be that there is no common knowledge of aggressive characters who get hotheaded and maybe have some history around there.
I noticed the twitters didn't show the DPS tactical guys out there that appeared on the local channel. Aside from being a lot fitter and not looking very comical does anyone wonder if they will saddle up for just any old waste of time shitshow?
That Sherriff, he is a local elected lawman. What are the chances I wonder that he has a finger on the pulse of people in that county and maybe knows that bar and some of its patrons? This ain't exactly Marin county. I can't help but sense like something is missing in the jackboot narrative.
I like to embarrass gun grabbers with their lack of knowledge about guns. Can we please quit calling armored vehicles tanks? It undermines my fun. Whats next...."Tank picks up deposit at Walmart!"
The treadmill Go Fund Me is top shelf though. That's the spirit!
Posted by: TJ at May 07, 2020 12:10 AM (6lQ+g)
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